Whoo
What's up chatters, how we doing good war never changes
It really doesn't does it
What a fucked up world we live in
You're brewed up
I'm gonna get my heart rate down. I just I just went up the stairs
man oh yeah I gotta take a second get my heart rate down good Lord when was my
last physical like what do you mean what is that
What is that well like what are you talking about those poor stairs you feel bad for the
stairs where they cut your balls your ball oh yeah where they do the jerk off test am
my drunk already dumb bit I'm calling it dumb bit yeah maybe funny for one night
golden kappa oh regular hype train
Who gives a fuck about that?
You wish you were drunk right now.
Thirsty Thursday.
Guys, happy thirsty Thursday.
You're hooked.
Dude, I woke up at 9am and I was like, I should just go alive.
it I was like I should just do a really long stream just randomly and just fucking go live
but then I realized I'd only been asleep for like four hours now longer than that I'm
gonna go to bed like three six I probably could have made it that's not bad
Yeah, probably could have been it you sold out from us I do whatever I want now I can
do whatever I want now. Yes.
EU friendly. Yep.
True.
You didn't know stream was an option. Now you're pissed. There wasn't one.
I should have just kept that to myself, huh?
Big boy drunk. I don't, I just, I'm not, I'm not feeling this bit. I think it was funny for a night.
I don't know.
It's got, I gotta be careful with the bits I lean into when I read them in chat, because
I know that it'll just be non-stop for the rest of the fucking year.
You know what I mean?
So you gotta be careful with that kind of stuff.
Or I mean, you know, I learned that the hard way with spelling.
I thought people would get sick of it.
I was wrong.
God, I was wrong.
Holy shit, I thought eventually people would just get sick of it?
No, no they didn't. They did not man.
Goodbye plague, wow, TPC today.
No.
I don't- what the fuck happened with uh...
I don't want to sound like the fucking pronouns guy, but like...
When did Rao's cinematics become so dog shit, and they're just like Pixar movies now? When the fuck did that happen?
What the fuck happened there?
That shit used to be badass.
Warlords?
BFA?
You liked the Midnight one a lot.
Really? I don't like it.
Everyone that did the old ones, the good ones got old.
I like the Warcraft 3 cinematics.
I think those were the best Warcraft universe cinematics.
Those were so good.
Man, those were awesome.
United is just Dragonflight 3.
What's Dragonflight 2?
They regret using Warcraft as a name.
What?
What the hell did they want to call it?
Friendcraft?
Who regrets using Warcraft as a name?
Fuckcraft.
spacecraft, minecraft. Now that would have been good. It's probably, you know, I bet the
issue is that, I bet the issue is that all the people involved in WoW like weren't, probably
weren't even born during its inception. You know what I mean? But so I bet, I'm not surprised
They're having a bit of an identity crisis right now
It's weird though. I mean games weren't really meant to be a fucking 20 year long thing, right?
So why was a bit weird like that?
You know
We're reaching this really weird era where like
Games are
They're like they are like 20 year fucking long things like look at GTA 5 and shit, you know
Weird
Buy wow and make it better
Okay, first thing I would do. Here's what I do to make while better. Okay, we're gonna delete everything past
We just delete everything past breath, okay
All right one second
All right, guys, I just got back from a call with them.
Yeah, they said, I can either take 30%
or they're going to do their own thing.
So that's where we're at with that.
Um, yeah, so that's going to be done.
30% it is.
That's actually a pay increase for me.
So little do they know.
That's actually a raise.
So yeah.
Okay.
Hold on a second.
I will take that.
As a matter of fact, uh, easy 30.
Yeah.
I'm a hard pet to loyalist. All right
No, actually what happened was I went
Immediately from lifting right upstairs
Hitting go live. I'm you know what it is is I'm fucking weak
And if I don't like take five seconds to get my heart rate down before I do anything
Right into fucking anxiety attack and then it just fucks my whole day up
So I was like I gotta go I'm gonna go pet Eli for just three fucking minutes
You know what? I mean same. Yeah, I know I got I just
So I was like I gotta go outside and what I do is when I'm having an anxiety attack
I yell at God that if he's taking me to just make it fucking quick because I'm sick of this world anyways
And I don't know what it is right it freaks my neighbors out
um yeah it freaks my neighbors out but you know what it helps me I'm not scared
of this I'm not scared of death take me you can hear it on the mic do you hear
my neighbor go shut the fuck up my kids are trying to play outside my kids are
You're playing!
Uh, okay.
Devping.
Um...
Um...
Okay.
Okay, okay.
You
You have captured clips during your recent stream.
What is this?
Why is Discord doing this?
Whole life is RP.
It's true.
Just getting off work.
Hope you had a great day.
Had to chat.
Trade deadlines was crazy this week.
Yeah, I saw on Reddit people talking about socks and I was like, damn.
I wonder what that means for me.
I was like, huh?
Okay.
Sorry, sorry I'm a very important man.
Sorry I'm a very important man.
How was my day?
It was good.
I, let's see, I slept until one o'clock
and then I laid in bed procrastinating for an hour.
Then I doom-scrolled for another 30 minutes.
And then I played some pinball.
I had some oatmeal.
Let's see, and then I went into the gym
and he tells you guys to say hi.
He says hi.
Hey, Jim. There you go.
It's good that now I'm here.
Ah!
What else? Just responded to some stuff on Discord.
I
Respond to some suggestions at 8 in the morning when I woke up and gonna go back to sleep
I essentially told this Australian guide that I don't really care that much about also
AU
I said it really correct. I said it really politely though
You saw it. Yeah, I said it really politely
It just is what it is. I mean it just is what it is. What the fuck am I gonna do?
I think I said something that you know I'm not gonna change core mechanics for
the fucking 30 people online at five in the morning.
Which I feel like it's just kind of fair. I don't know.
What am I gonna do?
What I really want to tell that guy is you're lucky the server is even up during
these times.
What's the issue? Oh some guy got charged with terrorism and he owes $150,000 and
he's like I can't work in the mines because there's no cops available at five
in the fucking morning and I was like well you know
Yeah, that sucks, I don't know.
Worked the minds illegally?
That's what I was thinking! I was like, if cops, if there's no cops then why don't you just go in there and just fucking work it?
You know?
That's what I was fucking thinking.
I did terrorism, but I want it to be 20 minutes in prison to fix it.
I know, well, I mean that's the thing is you just, you know, and that's true, Matt.
Um, some people...
Some people legitimately want to be able to owe a half a million dollars in debt and have the only consequence be that they can't buy a car.
And you know, I don't know.
You just realize they probably think mechanically that you can't.
Well, that's the thing. That's what's kind of upsetting me.
Hey, Seito.
Hey, sir. Hey, man.
Good, good.
Good is I feel like people spend like some people spend more time trying to fix mechanics in the suggestions
Than actually trying to make them work within the world and like interacting with them and fucking around with them, you know
And I feel like if they just took half the effort to not not everyone I mean this is just a couple people you know what I mean
No cops in a you yeah
I
Say no big day today. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a big day. Oh, yeah. What are we doing? Oh, man, just you wait
Higher more a you I
Mean I would love for the server to be popping around the clock, but it's just not realistic or maybe it is I don't know man
What's what's the server pop at at 530 in the morning?
Central does anyone have those numbers on hand?
50 to 60 that's actually not bad
40 to 60 dude, that's actually not that bad
Now hold on a second that's really not terrible
It would be way higher if Polito was enabled.
Yeah, I know that's true.
AU lives matter.
Yeah.
With Polito it would be a hundred.
I mean, yeah, I know.
Maybe we just, you know what?
Maybe I just need to hire someone.
Maybe I just need to, like a, like a night audit
that like hotels have where it's just a guy at a desk.
One A.U. guy, yeah.
I don't want to pay them that much money though.
Yeah, nice security.
Hello.
God, it's good being a server owner.
Man, life is good.
Let me tell you, chap.
Holy shit.
God, it's good.
And yeah, I love the rain. It's too fucking loud
Also two minutes of rain is very realistic for California. I'm just trying to build some immersion here
That was a realistic California storm
Why they not figured out the sound issue? Oh because I haven't made a sink about it cuz I just changed the weather
I just changed the weather
You can lower the you can lower the rain sound in FA game SFX volume that lowers the sound effects for everything
I mean, I guess what you said is technically true.
Some problems are a lot of work for a little game.
Yeah, I mean, we could dedicate dev time towards, you know, having a slider for specifically
the rain or you know what I mean we could have like flame throwers and stuff
added which I really want by the way I really want there to be a flame
flamethrower
Yeah
What about a poop, but we need a pooping mechanic
How do you get that big vanny-cock inside the hole I want to know
diesel flamethrower diesel flamethrower and then we add oil we add oil reserves to
palito.
Notation link is broken.
What?
My money!
Can someone try to test that with a $3 donation?
Anyone fail the vows?
did awful Garcia did awful yeah it's not looking good Chad I'm gonna be honest
I'm starting to think maybe we should have a fired Carter I'm starting to think
That may have been a little uh, I may have jumped the gun on that.
Heh heh heh.
Uhhh.
But I'm very thankful you did, it's led to so much.
You're telling me it didn't ruin your entire career in roleplay.
I mean begging somebody to come back because you didn't realize that how bad everyone else was.
There's RP value in that too.
I
Don't want one I need help please
Okay, I was I got this thing on my cool, and I can't get it off. Oh
Can you help me well how to get there
Please call me last night a cop that put me to work in the mines
Okay, yeah, let me take a take a look. Where are you? I'm at the MRTD
I don't see you so it's you probably good. It's probably just not even working. Don't worry about that
Okay. All right. All right. There you go. Oh wait. Hold on a second
What happened to you oh yeah, I see it. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah
Man I need help people are gonna think I'm a goddamn police and I'm fucking my life is in danger
All right, look just come down to uh, I'll tell you what why don't you just come down to Davis PD?
All right, all right
I love that.
Chad uh, Stain is coming to Austin. I'm gonna be getting very intoxicated for that concert.
Is that good I like staying
Always not persistent you have to it's pretty cool
Tracker overloaded how you can only do it every once in a while
As a cool down pretty sick
There he is.
There he is.
Why are you running?
Bouncing around general use rather than just core use the more they move during the 10 seconds less accurate it is
So this is like the radius it's fun. He's buying boosted car coincidence
This will be um
It's good for dispatch whenever the fuck Martha comes back from her shit
That's evidence
This is actually evidence.
of the weather now she hates you I don't fucking give a shit man I fucking hate
that goddamn fucking weather
and
Yeah, someone left a tracker on you. Yes, I don't see it take your pants off
You want me to take my blood off? Take your pants off
off. Pants off. Oh, yeah, there it is. All right, hold.
I think
Okay
Yeah, who left that on you you're not supposed to be in the quarry are you?
No, I'm not please are you?
No
Was it a officer of Brian's?
Brian's
Toby
He's real dickhead, too. Oh, yeah
All right, I'm coming down
I'm going to give life long consent.
So think about that.
Yeah, that's a good deal.
Yep, consent to keep something.
Not a police.
I'm gonna be honest, man.
I'm not exactly sure how to get that thing off you.
get it off, man.
Are you sure you're not supposed to be in the mine?
Positive.
I did my mind work and it was backbreaking and sweaty.
It does look like you have no pending fines, so I guess that makes sense.
Um
Well fucking hold on damn second, okay
All right, this cop text me said that you need a screwdriver for something look up
Um officer bryant
He told me to go to the needy
Fuck it. Okay
Why would he tell you go
Yeah, he said your tracker wasn't properly removed from your ankle. You won't face any charges. I'll be notating it in your profile
Bryant Brian
Michael Bryant
I
Let me tell you real unprofessional down there over there. Well, yeah, what the hell is that?
As far as I know my buddy still got his to you
So he's telling you guys to remove them. Oh, no, he said hold on
So do you need a screwdriver to remove it
Listen man, I can't go to Polito, I wouldn't survive up there
Alright, come on, just wait here, son of a bitch
What is- Wait here!
God fucking dammit
Why is pants still off listen buddy don't tell me how to do my job
why yeah that's a better question why is your angler's pants still on wait here
I'm gonna go get a screwdriver.
Okay.
Fuckin' LSBD.
I don't know, did he just leave in there with a screwdriver?
What the fuck happened?
Oh does money just come out of your wallet now wait that's fucking huge I didn't even know that
What the fuck did you do
I didn't do nothing.
Ah, you. What'd you do?
I was in a chase and flipped, you know, a few times.
I was trying to get back to Benny's because my tires blew up and then an officer hit me and she blew up.
That type shit.
Yep.
Heh. What? What?
Oh, uh, Penta, why LSVD? Why do we have a budget? It must be because the server's broken.
Oh, uh, like...
Oh, it must be because the shit just doesn't work.
What?
They're fucking texting me back, man.
About what?
I guess it's just not important, I don't know if I'm in there.
Yeah.
Yes.
Hey, the DMV, you need to get your driver's license and your weapons license.
What are you talking about?
Uh, I guess, I'll talk to you afterwards.
I don't know the disguise.
What are you doing?
I'm taking this shit off of you.
Oh.
What the hell's wrong with him?
Is he beautiful?
No.
is he let me ask you a question did they just say put this tracker on you and then I don't
know how how did you leave the quarter with it's still on they uh you left the quarry they dropped
this off at Aldenbrook and then fucking left us there they didn't take it off you brian did this
and some other guys that said he failed his evil what guy don't remember there's
being my best buddy Roach I'm gonna look into this okay this is this is
unacceptable behavior he's my best friend not you having a best friend oh
come on okay out oh no no hey what's that about a license or some shit I
gotta go to the DMV yeah I'm not trying to be a dick sheriff but technically
I got a job at the DMV and because they weren't giving a license to literally any BC SO member
without doing roughly 21,000 pages of homework and I'm talking about every bit of it every
bit of it and they gave me a job.
Well, I'm not going to be I know I've been driving for 40 years.
I'm gonna I didn't hear that chair from I'm just gonna go and say that what do you talk
What do you mean you did I've been driving for 40 years. Hello. I've been driving for 40 years
Sure if you're you don't even have a weapons license or a driver's license. It comes with a badge. Jesus Christ
Well any new people we hire we you know, we can't hire them until they get the driver's license. Well, I'm not a new person am I
not at all so what the fuck's the problem I'm just I think we're just
trying to make sure you know what I goddamn hate you fucking dear crats you
know that it does what it's told it this god it just red tape and this old
bureaucracy it's not it's this whole country this this isn't fucking DMV
a piece of shit.
God, you're sure.
Make sure to get that out whenever you can.
What?
What?
What?
Back up.
Hey, back the hell up.
What the hell's your problem?
Why are you walking at me like that?
Well, I don't know what the hell's going on.
What are you?
I don't know what it, what?
What do you need?
This fucking monitor I'm making man. Huh? Oh, it's off. Don't worry about that. Oh
Alright see you later
What about my text? What about it?
Well, what does it say?
Why are you back off man? I told you that I felt threatened. I told you that
Alright just back the hell away from me
What
Jethro I didn't mean it
Sorry, I'm just a little on edge
What's wrong? I'm just I don't know. I'm just on edge. I don't know what's wrong
Hey, well, I'll just tell you what it said
I asked you to go get a cup of hot coffee with me
They discussed something that I think you'd be interested in alright. Just send me a taxi tonight
You know, I gotta go to the DMV and then we'll go do that, okay?
Alright, I'm going to the DMV as well. Goodbye.
Do you want a ride? We can just talk about it on the way, I guess.
You give me a little chest real arrive?
Yeah, you gotta sit in the back though.
I like the back.
Alright, come on.
You gonna put me in the back?
You can...
Can you not put yourself in the back?
Well, you know, it's not every day you have a man with big, strong arms, you know.
What are you talking about?
Put you in the back of the car.
It is every day for you, criminal.
Hey, I'm not a criminal.
What do you want to talk about?
Well, I had the pleasure of meeting your former manager.
Okay.
Her name is Nancy.
Oh, Christ.
She told me and also I remember you telling me to use the musician. Yeah. Yeah, I've done a bit of that
Listen, I'm trying to put a show together at key la la
Okay, and I think I think it'd be great if you came down and played a couple songs
What Nancy say
Why haven't I haven't she hasn't gotten back to me or get out with Nancy? I don't really like to do this kind of shit
Okay, I don't like to do this day working out with Nancy. Okay. All right. I will maybe I got some new songs
I've been working on got some new stuff. Yeah, I got some new stuff. When is it when we're gonna do this just
whatever? Well, I was gonna do one Saturday, but this kind of thing I think you're gonna be later on a
A couple weeks.
All right.
Fine.
I'm gonna need some time.
OK.
We'll work it out with Nancy.
All right.
All right.
Where are we going?
Are we going on a picnic?
The DMV.
What the fuck?
Oh, you said TDM.
No, I said DMV.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, fuck me.
I
Swear you said to you the end. No, I did not thanks for the ride
Okay
Hey, you got where the fuck's my oh hell my pants you leave them back there
I
Postal they'll refer you after 75 hours worth of drive time
What
How oh people are people are getting the trucking on lock
It is a lot it is extreme
game. Yeah, so no update. Uh, say just watch social media. There is an update. We'll provide
it there. All right, guess I'm going back to go postal and go cry. Most drivers. This
is, this is, you know, a half of the fucking time I can't even deliver a half of the packages.
why not why not because I don't accept my packages or something happens in
between yeah it's it's half of the time I just can't deliver the last like three
or four packages for some reason and then and then they don't pay me back my
500 bucks so I guess I'm a good cry
sounds like you did a terrible job
maybe did you do a terrible job?
no
I did them in a safe and normal manner
abiding to all the laws of traffic
Yeah, yeah, I am no I'm just saying yeah, that sucks. I don't know
I mean, yeah, it's I fucking hate my job too man
What
Like when you when you go out and have like a second job on top of your first job. Oh gas lighting
Yeah, I have to go gaslight as a fucking fish
Are you threatening D just threaten us?
Was that a threat sir
I don't need someone else from the blind County Sheriff's Office having a mental breakdown in here, please mental break
I'm just asking if that was a threat. It's my job to make sure that no one is in danger. I
Am not trepidating you sir. Okay. Do you have a weapon on your it? No
Okay, would you mind if I did a frisk?
You just said stay safe
Okay, like a threat
general I mean I'll just first you get out of here no I'm good yeah you'll stay safe
now I don't like that that was a throne okay well I gotta get this guy hey hey
stop yeah stop why you're jaywalking stop man I'm just going to the ATM man
can you can I get a 77 at the DMV you fucking kidding me relax man you're
freaking me out just stop okay I'm not doing nothing just fucking calm down I
got a guy wearing black cargo shorts black camo shirt gloves just bring
yourself being he's not being very compliant all right come here you might
not be on just totally stop okay I know I am okay do you got are you a driver's
license why do you keep walking away you told me to come over to you and then you
walk relax calm down just take it down to a fucking notch because now I'm
getting freaked out I'm gonna call him hey hey hey just do you have a driver's
license yes what what is the issue here okay can I see your driver's license
depends on what the issue is you were just jaywalking
you must be fucking joking aren't you sir you just jaywalked there's a
crosswalk right there where's the crosswalk that's right there that's not a
crosswalk listen sir I don't know what sort of cobblestone village you're from
or whatever the fuck but here in America we have crosswalks and you have to use
them
you can break off we got the sample all right give me a hi buddy there's no one
higher than me okay then I want a different officer there's no sir come
on come on drivers like you don't get to ask that come on let's see your name ask
that come on let's see your name I can tell you my name no let me see your damn
drivers laser identification something you said something right I identification
just anything with your name on it
I'm looking through these fucking wallets. I don't know where it's at
You don't have a driver's license or ID. Does this count? Yeah, that counts
Okay, keep it on. I'm gonna run his name. Oh, yep
It sure doesn't do that
Apparently I'm freaking him out because I said I hope y'all stay safe
No, he said stay safe out there be seen as a threat. Yeah. Yeah, that that sounds a lot more threatening
And I'm gonna be honest not knowing what a crosswalk is
No, that was a crosswalk. All right. Okay. Just face away face away now. Why sir?
You need to face away now
Why all right?
Face away right now. Can I ask why though?
Put your hands up
Can I ask why you can put your hands up now? I'm asking a peaceful question. I'm not a peaceful man
Going for coughs. I'm going for coughs on this guy. Why am I being cuffed? I'm going for coughs
Jesus are you calling now?
Good work, sir. Let me give this guy a frisk
you got anything on you I should know about
I don't know do I okay you mind if I search I don't see the fucking point to it
okay but then do you mind though I mean I don't mind but what the fuck why you
put in me in cuffs and fricking frisky me searching me over at J wall we just
have to make sure about this just let him do it you know we got it we just
gotta make sure yeah he's got marijuana on are you intoxicated right now cuz
you're acting like it you could be well or not okay I'm not acting like why do
What do you have two wallets?
Because one wallet isn't big enough.
Your eyes look pretty glassy sir.
They're normal sir, stop trying to say this shit.
I've already been fucked over by you guys way too many times to be dealing with this.
What happened?
What happened?
Well not you guys specifically, LSPD.
So I'm already not in the mood anymore.
happen they arrested me over some bullshit that's what happened what'd you
do nothing did you tell me they just walked up and arrested you
Mm-hmm
All right
Gonna be a hefty fine, okay
Hey lucky for you though, you can pay it right over there
You know I don't have no money
Well, then you can go to the mines. I guess well, what's your problem, man? Why are you acting like this? We didn't do anything to you
Like I said previous
Experiences with that's not very nice. You know, I'm a nice guy a lot of people say that
I'm trying to doubt that, so I can't tell you.
You want to plead guilty to impeding traffic?
There was no traffic to begin with.
You could have, though.
Okay, good.
I mean, should've would've could've...
Doesn't matter. There was no traffic.
Alright, sir.
$260 fine.
You got seven days to pay that, okay?
Yeah.
Alright, you're free to go.
Have a good one, sir.
Jesus, thanks for the backup. That could've gotten dicey.
Yeah, that was scary.
Jesus Christ.
If we have units to go to that armed robbery in the clip, that's pretty much where we want them.
Hey guys.
What's up?
Hello.
Hey, I was actually in line.
Is it okay if I take my spot on the line back?
No, Rob.
It's my guy.
Thank you.
I
Cool stash by the way ma'am. Are you aware there's a mask mandate?
What a mask mandate
Yeah, no, no, you're not supposed to wear it
You're not supposed to ask, you know.
No, I love Goodyear about it.
Here's your open license. Take it off.
Here is your...
Does she have to take the bicycle?
Well, it's a weird question, right?
I glued the bushel helmet down to make it a problem.
You give me a ticket for J.Walkin and then you drive it yourself?
Okay, hey.
Sir.
You're good to go.
Calm down.
That's scary.
Is that your question?
Okay, just relax now, okay?
Use the crosswalk you did it. I could tell you you were not on the crosswalk. I
Listen, I have qualified immunity. I could do things that you can't
You seem pretty qualified to me. Thank you, sir. See you're still a citizen dog. No, I'm not bad
It's not it's not because you wear a badge or above the lawn. Yes. No it is that actually does mean that
It's called qualified immunity
I
Look it up the ride
I'm glad they could talk it out
Howdy
Shooting people and driving without a license is what you've been telling all your employees to you guys just call me
Is every time we try calling you you're busy just leave a voicemail. I don't get it
How is calling me more effort
then telling 40 people well they come in here and have mental breakdowns who no
one had who had a mental breakdown
Lewis Bloom broke a clipboard and rage what are you talking about he's fun to
be a fly on the wall you know Baron Creed, what are you talking about no they
didn't Baron Creed Jen Saito thought there was a bomb threaten here and freaked
out everybody why'd she think that because she's kind of a loose pan and
a ticking time bomb well you know it sounds like that she was just trying to
do what she thought was right God forbid they're happy to bomb I mean look at
that goddamn thing I don't even know what the hell that machine is that could
be a bomb why does it have a phone why the fuck does it have a phone
You bought it from the university.
Well, she can talk to your bag over and if you don't have a phone.
Yeah, someone told me it was called Chat DMV.
Oh, it's DMVBot.
I can't see that.
Oh.
What are the samples?
All right, Sheriff Wrangler.
I'm going to ask you a very important question.
No, no, I still don't know.
We could ask though.
We could ask this.
Oh my God, you're right.
All right, Sheriff Wrangler.
What's your birthday?
My birthday is June 15th, 75.
75
Congratulations, Sheriff Ringler. You are the fifth person today. What are you talking about? That's when I was born
Well, that's all wrong
And that needs to be changed
I know my birthday your records are wrong
would be here yeah see as it is the 14th it's the 15th
I still haven't gotten over it that's that's wrong I'm telling you it's
wrong. I don't know. Maybe they are or we all are. I don't know.
Oh, yeah, you got first of all, that's a 14. I said the
15th. Everything's underwater. I understand that. But I said
the 15th and it's a day off. That's wrong. I don't think so.
Don't think you could tell.
Your drivers license.
What is what is this?
Under paperwork for help. I'm for a driver's license.
I've been driving for 40 years, man.
I don't know how to like skip the line.
Oh good, you can put that there in the corner.
I saw it, take pictures.
I have to figure out how to get this helmet out for a picture.
I don't know how to be able to do that.
This is for your weapons license?
Oh my god.
Nice to understand your face.
Can you go ahead and take a look at this?
I don't claim to know everything.
I claim to know how to guide friends in the right direction.
Who's this?
Okay, you're right, that was my assumption.
I
This car displayed the customer must fill out three additional forms
I don't know
Why do you guys have trading cards? Why would a DMV need trading cards?
I have to hang on to this?
Is it just like other people's licenses?
If you want, you can give it to Bloom.
Oh, for what I know.
Thank you.
I know, right?
Is it legal to have somebody else's license?
Don't be funny.
I'm nothing with my share today, so...
What if you're just building it?
Yeah, I'm just starting in...
Yeah, maybe they just like...
It's a win what you have it.
To protect it or something.
I don't know.
You're trying to...
Transfer for an motorcycle friend.
You can come up here now.
Hola.
What's going on killer? I'm just getting in your character. What do you what?
You wanted to write with me. I am I am sure when did I say that? Yes today. No, I didn't did I I think she
Yeah, one object
What did I say exactly?
You want to see why this up, you know, you bought me job
I
Actually you wanted to double-check her walk just in case. Oh, yeah, you're second of Al. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, that's right. I didn't say that
Did you quit your job? I did good there. That's good to kill us. Let's go to
Okay, well, I'm I've been I tell you what I've been failing everyone
I'm just letting you know that I'm a little harder on people I don't mind
okay all right we'll do your final about first we got to do our south side
round
Also, we need to hire a quarry supervisor
Who the fuck is Gary
Okay, great
Cuz I'm realizing maybe this whole quarry thing should be just a separate department and then that we're gonna groom them into being
DOC
See what I'm saying
Yeah, I
See the vision cuz it's got like a longish box and a box and then another longish box. That's probably like first name
How the hell do you spell diabetes?
D-I-A-B-E-D-E.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, uh, thank you.
You're welcome.
I have to fill out a form to talk now hold on time out form to talk about your
Oh
Time out rights violation alert
Where's my card? I'm gonna play rights violation
The first amendment I'm allowed to talk god damn it
What if I don't what if I don't what if I don't fill the forum
I guess you could just
I could just, I don't have to fill it out.
I mean, you do.
Why? What, what, what, what, what's consequences if I don't?
Ah.
Okay.
More forms.
That.
Alright, fuck it.
I'll fill your form out.
Killer, just don't talk, okay?
I don't want to fucking be sitting here all day. I hate this place.
I hate bureaucracy.
This is great. This is, you think I'm gonna pass?
Yeah, I mean, you, you,
Do you think, uh, let me ask you a question.
Do you think my people needed a form to fucking ride a horse?
No, they didn't. And the shit was fine.
Um...
Exactly.
I see a lot of empty spaces.
I always just write N-A on those.
What's that mean?
Not applicable.
Ow!
Yeah, just fill in everywhere else.
This is ridiculous.
Fuck, I'm trying to be fine.
Fuck is this?
This is fucking ridiculous.
I don't think like bureaucracy really requires accuracy, so...
Okay, that's not it.
Perfect.
Alright, I think that's it.
Okay, great. Yeah, you could be my translate for me.
You got to explain? Okay, thank you so much.
Alright, here you go.
Alright, let me just...
You want to take this from here?
I think you wrote not a click of residents.
That's fine.
Residents?
I live on a couch with a back of smoke on the water.
I'm sorry. Did you guys do me a favor and please? Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Did you guys do me a favor and please thank you?
Did you guys do me a favor and please thank you?
Sorry dude.
Now what?
I'm uh..
Question number seven, things you enjoy, movies that make you a little bit sad, correct?
They're just still fucking talking.
Son of a bitch, man
What else could I possibly have been talking about I am wearing open-toed shoes
Yeah, see why are you two dressed so differently?
differently. What do you mean? Well, I'm her life coach. Yeah, I got a life coach now.
Oh, not doing a good job. I don't know. She's doing pretty well. Well, see, I glue the helmet
to my head so I had to dress appropriately for the helmet. I can't get distracted. I
have a big day. Yeah, I have a big day. I'll say, babe, I'm sorry.
Question number seven. Yeah, you enjoy the movies that make you cry a little bit. Is
Yeah
Be specific movie
Probably brave little toaster
I mean
It's amazing that a toaster could do all that
It was so brave to
Do you want to put anyone as an emergency contact no when I die I just want to disappear I
Don't want anyone to even know I just want to be gone one day
I said no I said no
What then the fuck I
Don't get a choice in that matter. I don't care. I'll be dead. I don't give a shit
I mean, it's incredible you people won't even let me have peace in the afterlife
Okay, Sheriff Wrangler, since you are applying for the first time for your driver's license,
I have some questions to ask you. These are standard questions. We ask everyone here at
the DNB. Are you ready?
Yes.
Do you know what a car is?
Yes.
Do you know what the concept of a speed limit is?
Yes.
Good. You're concerned if you didn't. Have you ever driven over the speed limit outside
of your duties as sheriff of the blind kind of sheriff's office.
This thing has said go to you.
Yes.
Yeah.
She forgot the speeding ticket.
Yeah, yes.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen a movie ticket?
A monstler.
Yes.
What did you think about it?
It's fine.
Yeah.
She's taking it.
Have you ever seen speed?
Have you ever seen speed 2?
No.
Yeah, it's not really worth saying anything about stuff.
Okay.
Hypothetically speaking, if you were to drive over the speed limit, what song would you listen to on the radio while you did?
Danger zone danger zone. Oh basic
Trick question share even in a hypothetical situation you wouldn't want to drive a limit you all people should know listen to
Ever ran over a speed limit sign yes
Yes.
Have you ever ran over any other signage, including a soft sign, yield, left turn only, right
turn only, and those plastic signs, paper like children that they actually put out in
neighborhoods to keep people from seeing?
Yes, of course I have.
Which of those?
All of them.
All of them.
All of them.
Okay.
Makes sense.
Okay.
I said, are your weapons license?
Okay, your cops, you shot somebody, Ben shot at.
At any point in time, have you ever named your service?
No, no, I haven't.
I'd be concerned.
Health.
I think the point in the time of the past, have you held or used any of the following items that could be considered a weapon?
Max, machete, chainsaw, electric headstrimmers, normal headstrimmers, broken glass bottle, an intact glass bottle, an artesian glass bottle you likely bought at some kind of upscale.
Armors market, harpoon gun, a sphere, and encyclopedia Britannica.
What the fuck's an encyclopedia?
I don't know when in the cycle.
Oh, okay.
Alright, shout out to Langrub.
Langrub, let's go ahead and get your licenses.
I need you to remove your glasses.
I guess.
Oh, you didn't get much sleep, are you?
I haven't slept in 20 years.
That is that is rough
Us to be to these licenses gonna be a hundred and fifty six dollars after tax 25 base 25% because we have to fund your guys's apartment, I guess
Well, I mean, you know, we also fund this that's that's just the way government works
You have money
Um, here shortly on the back of my monitor on the little confirmation pad that some say is
impossible to see, you're going to see notification asking if you would like your driver's license.
Can you see that notification? Go ahead and press the yes button.
Yes.
Okay, the next one we'll do is your weapons license.
And from here, go ahead and hit that confirmation.
Yes.
This is the quickest DMV trip I've ever had.
Go ahead and get these for the printer.
This is great.
Oh, that's good.
Here's your driver's license.
Thank you.
Congratulations, Sheriff Ringler.
You are legally allowed to do your job now.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
No problem.
Yeah, that's it.
Can you take this old one?
Yeah, all right, fantastic. Appreciate that.
No problem, Sheriff. Thank you for coming into the DMV.
Come on, DeKiller, let's ride.
Officer struck with a crowbar.
What?
Chase ongoing.
All right. Did you drive here?
Yeah. No. A NMS took me because there is no vehicle at this year, so no.
Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense.
I don't know what's going on, but I don't like the fact that people are using Davis PD.
I don't.
What do you mean you don't like the fact?
I'm not a big fan of Davis PD.
That place got in wrong.
I hate other things like me.
Well, you don't have to use it.
It's just, we probably should use it for a bit because the south side isn't shambles.
It's very bad.
That is true.
It's very bad.
I used to be a bush and this is a North-Moscow anyway.
We've uh, we've completely lost control down there.
Here I go talking.
What are you people doing?
Oh, fuck, what are you doing?
I was just talking.
Whose car is this? I walked.
Uh, I don't know. It was like, it was like, I don't know.
I don't know whose car that is.
all right well I'm a bunch of antique cars on this road here yeah whatever when
you see the owner just tell them to move that shit
I'm just gonna go back up now.
This check on officer, stemming from a boost.
That's unusual.
Ah, they can handle it.
I don't know what I mean.
I think they drove away already.
Let's go ham fire day.
getting fired today
Hello!
Engine's off when it's down!
Hey! Get back in the vehicle!
Now!
Get back in the vehicle now!
Engine's off when it's down!
Turn it off!
They got them cut off!
I didn't do it. I promise.
Is this car stolen? Come on.
I don't think so.
Okay.
I was just trying to move it, sir. Let's go.
Okay, well what's your name old man?
Eight. My name is Joe Cumbraeus.
Idaho.
So, but it's not your car, you're just trying to move it?
Tree.
Yes, sir.
Alright, out of the car. Come on.
Oh, it's...
Come on over here back in my car.
No problem sir. Hands up over here.
Alright, hands up.
My hands up? What am I doing?
Well you're going to jail, sir.
I'm going to jail.
He's going to jail.
Yes, an old man.
Come on old man, let's go to jail.
He's not dead, take the killer! Take the killer!
No, I got him. I got him, it's fine.
That's fine.
I'll put it on this corner sir.
okay face away face away okay listen right now you do the retro men's island
anything you say can you go to the wall you have a turn if you get out of
ford don't be provided if one is available you stay okay all right sir
let's go to jail yeah that's illegal he can't go to cars and I was trying to
love books empty nice you got a mark he can be a confused old man and he can be
a confused old man in prison they will not find found me good being old and
confused isn't an excuse a crime to crime you said he doesn't deserve to be on
the streets yeah I agree I'm taking him to prison
culture right now along how long you know this guy just like two minutes we
you guys talking about killer talk to them for one thing about what to eat
all right
i think i got a bus with a tracker on it here uh
Yeah
Yeah, man, I'm gonna see your ideas more
Yeah, my name Jackie Martha postal hell yeah, Queen ago postal
Okay, we'll be fine sir, that's good. So what was he going to talk about?
I'm gonna be doing a regular traffic stop with it.
Oh no, he kind of just wanted to give us a ride.
Oh, I just wanted to give you a ride.
Yeah, I was just caught, man.
Well, it's a good thing you didn't, because that car is stolen.
I'm gonna be honest, this man probably would have murdered you in the woods and had his way with your disembodied helvis.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I've been in a cop a long time, we see that a lot.
It's likely, good job for not being criminal and not have any other viewfying.
very smart. Where is he? All right. Well, you can stay safe. Oh, okay. Thank you.
Officers, I guess. You too. All right. Well, leave him on the street.
It's a status on address. You're not allowed to drive a vehicle that you don't have permission
to drive. Oh, that's true. Can we save those kids? It's good. We did. We did. Well, yeah,
Like I said, you're probably gonna kill them and have your way with their disembodied pelvis.
I would not have done that!
Yeah, you would have.
How could you say that, sir?
Yeah, what's your name, anyway?
I told you, Joe Camberius!
Hey, look up this guy, Joey.
Oh, it's you!
Oh, it's me, who, what?
Yeah, what does that mean? I'm confused as well.
He's...
He's a politician.
Oh, no!
Oh, God, is he really?
Joe Camberius, 11836.
Son of a bitch.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I just want the roof hold.
No.
Yeah, I am.
Well, what happened to your fucking tracker?
Huh?
Uh, it was taken off me.
By whomst?
I'm not going to tell you that.
Tell us or I'll deport you.
Don't tell us and maybe I'll let you say it.
Uh, I don't know who it was.
He might not deport you, but I will.
I don't know who it was after beating them.
I don't know who it was.
Where'd this go down at?
Aaaaaaah!
I don't remember where it was.
What you had, sir?
Yeah, what's my hand?
I'm sorry, but it's a bad place over there, I don't like it over there.
Well, you can just hunt the barter and do crime on our soil.
I don't want to do crime.
I don't like it.
Straight up.
Straight up.
Do you watch your action on my goddamn state, on my bay?
can you just uh just just do the fucking immigration violation get this
guy sent
damn police
i'm sorry
i am so sick of you god damn people i won't i promise i won't do it again
How many times has this guy done this?
Wow, he actually had a clean record.
Oh, how the fuck do you know him?
I just took his fingerprint.
Joe Camberis, is that his name?
Uh, yep. They're gonna be in the cells, it's not me though.
Wait a minute, why did you, uh...
I took the wrong fingerprints because you passed by me.
Yo, yo.
How's it going?
Good good. Hey, do you know if Brian is on duty?
Oh wait, I'm going to see it, I'm going to see if you have them, oh I can tell you I'm moving on here.
Yeah, try.
Hey, is Chalk on duty?
Okay, farm.
Alright, Chalk, meet me in my office.
Well, I guess our office.
North or south?
Uh, south.
I
Isn't it now, okay
We're Garcia we're Garcia
We're Garcia
I'll be right back the RV
All right, sorry, I guess I missed the key from another Joe computer. That's why initially, I didn't know you before we never met, so...
Yeah, you're facing one-time immigration violation and one-time theft of other vehicles in 20 months in jail and a fine of $1,000. How do you think?
Guiguiiii!
Stay out of trouble and be careful next time if you don't do too cram at the same time, okay?
Okay, but please don't say spam me by the polito.
I don't wanna go by-
Unfortunately, the polito PD will be taking you back. Goodbye.
Ah, damn.
Well, yeah, I am.
I would've killed myself if it was-
Hey, Jerry.
Where's the SPD?
Rengler, you're Shripper?
SPD, where the fuck are you?
I'm on the reception.
What's that?
What do you want?
Oh, no.
You were transported.
Sometimes they transport you to the shop.
You die, I had one that volunteered to turn this up.
I'm going to be proud of you.
There's a police in here.
He has a police in here.
No, no.
You were handed out by the TV to the one
who can take a picture.
That's the kid.
All right.
Hello.
There he is.
Hey, the killer.
Hi there, Felk.
How you doing?
Chilling, vibing, relaxing, doing a final evil with my mental.
Mm, OK.
You're the cop that sold me human traffic.
Did I?
Yeah, I was at the gas station on Grove.
I don't recall.
The green guys were forcing me to sell my body.
Well, I was like weeks ago. Yeah, it was almost a month ago
Understood
Did they get arrested?
No
Shame we have not to do that
I think your final eval is going the killer just began. Oh, it just began. Okay
I already passed one with Tessa, but Wrangler does not believe Tessa
So I will do it with him to
Me as a competent police officer
Why no you're a competent officer
So I know you pass this easily your opinion
Flatters me, but unfortunately I wish to flatter my direct superior friend. Hey guys, we go on play
How can I help you?
Yeah, give me like a
15, 20 minutes in a meeting with Wrangler.
No, I think Slim Tim should be present.
I should give him to Slim Tim.
So he knows, so I know he gets the money.
Yeah, I should be around for a while.
No, but I want to personally give him the money and apologize again.
All right, see you at seasons.
Is there a meeting at Davis?
I don't know though.
I can't answer the question.
Um, there's not a bin on here.
There's a bit of a knee on the sheriff.
I was going to say it's a reference to the sound side thing, but I'm trying to get a meeting at bin.
G1 is on a study 8 on the Olympic Freeway slash Elkin with a black in color, two doors convertible.
Confide one time.
Yeah, the sheriff's office down in the city too, that's not...
Yeah, this one's actually pretty nice as well. Not really, but yeah, it's very dark. I don't
It's kind of got like a cozy vibe, you know.
Oh, wow.
What's going on, Chuck?
Hey, how's it going, Rango?
All right.
So what are we doing?
Um, we can, um, I see you want to do the quarry thing and, um, you want to, um,
want to do the quarry thing and you want to group up officers and double up and
try to go around. I'll fix this road. Let's see how the roads are doing. Do you think about how you want to tackle that?
Yes. Alright, what's the plan, Chuck? Alright. I'm gonna see if there's anyone that wants to help out
We're fixing it in the south side. Yeah, let's see if I can round up some people
I'll get
some shovels for people and then we'll
Go to these paw holes and then we'll
Control traffic. Okay, we should hire someone
Okay, the title is gonna be road captain
Okay
And then that's just gonna be their job
You want you want to hire someone to make sure the roads are
Nice in
Controlled in the south. Okay. I like that. Does that make sure that they're fixed, you know
Okay. Yeah, I do like that. Um, I do in the meantime want to help control
Traffic while they're you know, I'm down there
repairing
the roads
Yeah, because the gangs will start getting aggressive with them
All right, well
Tell you what okay
We got to get 10 people here so we can do our south side around it
Not gonna play it. So we're gonna go to the debriefing room, okay?
Get them on the radio come on
There's anything I'm both right now
I got a good plan the style
Any active on a channel?
Hey, how's it going guys?
She's really so many cadets here
We'll take a week and it you know, let's do whatever we can get
All right, we're gonna need additional for people airplane airplane mode
Besides that, we are all gonna meet her right now.
We'll meet regular about taking down the truck.
Uh, BCSO, south side.
Come on, Desmond.
I'm on my way.
And then we're full.
We're full up.
We're full up.
Please, guys, turn off your phone.
Please, for the love of Christ.
All right, airplane mode.
Come on, guys.
It's really not that hard.
Quad cars up here are taken.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we're going to have to talk about that.
Yes, I'm dropping the police now.
If I can grab you on the way south.
OK, sounds good.
And we should have closed down the garage now.
fuck god damn it John could you put your phone on airplane mode
uh is it me it could be
who's on vibrate now it's this guy right here
carl
I'm going to call the chief.
The phone's on airplane mode, chief.
Uh-huh.
Oh.
Oh, strange.
Say no. Are you on airplane mode?
Yeah, sure. I am.
Everyone, okay. I want everyone to pull their phones out right now.
I need to see your phone and everyone's hand.
It's my phone.
I'm breaking my butt.
See if you're on airplane mode. Just turn it on. Who's that guy that just walked in?
Are you Brian?
No, no. Mitchell.
We're full, we're full.
Thank you.
Thank you Frank.
Bye Mr. Mitchell.
Later.
Who is on?
It's this man, I know it is.
The phone is on airplane mode, I swear.
Take it off vibrate then. Maybe it's going through the airplane mode.
France we're full.
Everybody turn your phone on and off.
I'll be back. This happens.
I'll be there. Fix the airplane mode. It's been weeks. Oh, here we go.
Oh, Patrick, it's been weeks, man.
And here we are here here it comes.
I look at a motorcycle boost under Del Pair of the way by the old mall.
If I can get to 77, I have to pull over the driver.
Do you want to get a cable for this Wrangler?
Yeah, I'm sure you're the first we need to get to us on here.
Okay, gotcha.
We use LB phone, which is encrypted, but we are eventually going to have our own.
We just walked in.
We're full.
We're full.
Smile is who you're riding with right now.
I was with mr. Lucas
Okay, where's Luke
So you have four people one vehicle
the right. We just we need to
dispatch out there. That's what
we need. That would help. Hey,
do you have a picture of the
vehicle of the traffic stop from
earlier? I don't unfortunately.
Get out of here. Get out of
No, he's with he's with us. He's with this ring. He's like it that right now. Oh, I'm fixing my phone, sir
Come up come up here
All right, listen up
Okay, so we talked about the South Side out
It's a giant pain in the ass to killers expressed to me that she hates that we're using BCSO South again, but again
Just to be clear all my deputies
This is only for when you're doing Southside policing. Okay, BCSO North. It's never been better fully operational alive and well
Everyone loves it up there. Oh
Yeah
That's okay, but we gotta get we got we need to grip the Southside
I'm sorry, but it's just
Grip down by the neck guys
Give me a sec here. This might be my bed. Okay.
What?
All right, let's keep the interruptions minimal because you know dispatch and everything so all right here's what we're gonna do today
All right
We're gonna do our quarry roundup
Last you know yesterday though. I think we got to split up
All right, so here's what I think we need to do. All right. This is what we this is what we're gonna do this time. Okay
we got the bus okay we take the bus to a block all right if well not if when
that results in a police chase three cars go bus stays okay two cars stay with
the bus all right so we need to designate who's gonna be on bus squad or
chase squad okay now here's the thing the bus squad doesn't move until that
That chase is done.
That's staying there.
You know what I'm saying?
And we got to stay focused, you know, because it might turn into four chases, but we're
not getting anybody when we try to spread.
That's exactly what it is.
Word is good.
Yes.
Word is going to spread around the south side.
You know, we're down there, but that's exactly it.
We got to, I mean, I'd rather focus on getting one gang at a time than what we did.
You have to focus on three gangs and get none.
You know what I mean?
So we got to get a little tactical here.
OK. So all right.
So that's what we're going to do. OK.
Who wants to be in Chase squad?
Put your hands up.
OK, Tess is going to lead it. Chalk.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a good driver.
Are we not doing the rock thing?
The holes?
No, no, not right now.
Now we're now we're just focusing on Corey Roundup.
OK, OK. We'll talk about that after. OK.
Okay, and then who's that back there the region?
Hey, it's Lucas Taylor.
Okay, Lucas.
So, and then I need you guys to pick a partner be double badged.
The rest of us, you're going to be on bus squad.
Okay.
So, grab a car and then just follow me in the bus and then if it escalates to do chase,
just stay at the bus with me on the block.
Okay.
And we're just not going to move until either.
We get them in custody, or we lose them in the chase, and then that's that.
But we don't move the bus until Chase Squad is back at the bus.
Does this make sense for everyone?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Making a lot of sense.
And Chase Squad, when we apprehend somebody, we're obviously, we're bringing them to the
bus.
Bring them to the bus.
The bus is the run.
The bus is HQ.
Right?
That's right.
All right, good.
Gotcha.
All right, so I'm going to grab the bus, especially you, you organize all this, and then I'll be
in the parking lot, okay?
Chase Squad, come to me.
And we'll get it for channel four channel four is good
Announcement to primary channel
Cory roundup operation is go we're gonna be on channel four if there's any 78 schools
We don't need any additionals under any circumstance, okay?
Well, maybe others only for cops being held up which might happen
the battle should be a moving red zone I mean let's be honest dog it basically is
I mean it pretty much is
has the ghost of bullido showed up yet oh yeah I forgot about that guy that was funny
I
Lol was my reaction to that
Lol
Hey Dave for me a mess
And it
We got a damn looks to be a damn gunshot victim up here on rat. I don't have the keys
Uh, scuff?
No, no, hold on. Why can't we operate on floor?
Why can't why can't we operate on the floor?
We can but we just uh we want to be able to go up for chase.
Nah we should we should just keep it all the same yeah.
Okay do you want to be on four then we go back to four?
No it doesn't matter we're here now it's fine.
Alright sounds good.
Alright what do you think before we're going to be out on four?
Has anyone seen any gangs active today?
I will be in the bus with you today, Sherry.
The ball is on Grove.
Ball is on Grove.
Well, Joe passed by at the fuckers though, because they pissed me off yesterday.
So, we're going to Form Street, everyone. Form Street.
This RV is so funny. I love this RV. It's such a good RV.
Make sure everybody is on stick if you see anybody that's actually on four
Sure that
Make sure we get some units to hit the alleys
I don't you hit an alley look I'm pretty empty
You on this alley
Let's just go straight to uh
straight grocery then.
Yeah, grocery though.
You're sick.
I'm looking at my camera right
now.
Hope sacs kind of empty
Well now let's take brooch and covenant as well
There's somebody
What's that guy's name?
Poseidon, apparently.
Does he have any death?
Uh, you got any death, sir?
I'm looking at you.
Do you have any death?
How the hell do you spell Poseidon?
I don't fucking know.
I'm so sick.
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, why don't you show me your ID?
Let me see your ID.
Thank you.
Well, well, well, Josh.
Look who it is.
Well, well, well, Josh, look who it is.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, he's running.
Gotta get him.
Gotta get him.
Not falling, brother.
I'm gonna put a chase, put a chase, put a chase.
All right, I'm parking the bus.
Actually, just got, that's just one guy.
Feet, it's on that.
The rest of us, let's go up the brooch.
And that's where the bus is going to be.
That's what it was.
That badger feels out of that house.
All right, the male suspect running is running in the cold sector
Team bus we're redirecting rendezvous point now the cul-de-sac
Everyone focus on the cul-de-sac
All right
Uh, Josh, you can't die in the problem, now he's stepping out.
Start the gas, the vehicle.
Now they're driving off, they're driving off now.
It's gonna be a black, four-door Karoma, eastbound, Rose.
Stake on Bucs, Bucs, Stake on Bucs.
We can get him further in.
I'm getting else.
Freeze.
You're free!
You can't come anywhere!
Freeze!
Careful!
Switch it! Switch it! Switch it!
We're not bound!
I got him!
We're reinforcing the box!
I'm with you Alice, I'm with you!
Don't resist this!
Stage resistance!
Yes!
Ahhhh!
Bruh!
Get up here!
Get up!
Go get him!
The box is up here.
Let's get it for me.
uh chasing purple tougher ron rose coming coming
i'm with you i'm with you right now i'm coming
don't forget us on the original look
look at that guy moving the bus to the cul-de-sac
okay we're in the road
we're pulled by the way of the city
get your data
he's on the phone talking about a car
i got keys to that song they can't escape any
smart
turn right through
between crew to come in
on the school to sex act
on the phone request to take up
bus bus in the cul-de-sac
someone get to Roy low right now get to Roy low
get him where were you on Roy low come on
he's screaming that he's here
move out of the way move out of the goddamn way
I
Had a purple four-door. Oh, they got me. Oh my god. Get him and cut that thing to cover the thing to cover
There you go. Hold on. Oh
Well, don't run me over. He's resisting. I can get the driver. Yes
Loading one up in the truck star now
Good job
He's gonna resist
Box this car. Why is this unit doing back there? Get the fuck in there
Go fuck
One shot
I
Get him at the bus, come on
It's okay
Grove Street
Get round
good we got to that's good
left we haven't searched that guy I didn't want to run in while we're down here
right just after chasing
I got you. Yeah, do this to me.
Hold on.
This guy's legs are working.
Right, he's about to hit me.
Yeah, so this guy was in the
T-shirt vehicle as well that we
that you guys chased off of Road Street.
Yeah, we need someone to go search that car.
I got him.
Oh my god.
You're gonna see him again.
Not northbound to Alley Tortoise.
Oh, yeah.
I think this guy's legs got re-
What's your name sir?
No one knows how to spell that.
Joshua what?
Josh, not Joshua, Josh.
Alright, Joshua.
He left, thank you.
Williams.
Take a look.
There's no battery left.
Oh yeah, we got a good one.
Maybe it likes his in-round to groove.
Oh yeah, 64 hundred dollars worth of that.
Oh fuck this.
Get me out of here.
No, you're going to the mines, but I'm not doing nothing.
I'm going down to you, uh...
Refusal to work, uh, will result in more mine-time.
Don't do this.
Sorry, sir, the city needs money.
Fuck you.
I'll come with you as well.
Yeah, that's what the ghost of Polito said.
The fuck is that?
I don't know.
What's that for when I said that, Holly?
That was great.
There's the thing in here.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
You don't look right if you left to the valley down here.
Get the air to the left.
You're not getting out, buddy.
Right, noise back off, though.
Left to the alleyway.
Now, to the right, now.
You know, the highway can by right north-out.
Lower Leprida, right, back towards Balta.
Well, this is just fantastic.
Well, this is just great.
Look at this.
What are the other side of the banner?
You turn.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, not good.
Hey, if that driver's owners have 52 car fines.
Now, I believe that's Mr. Glenn Armstrong.
Beautiful.
You don't look like you need to hospital.
Yeah, he might be a top one here.
He looks like a little big baby.
I think he needs to work on it.
I'm just sending him to the mines.
We know you find him.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
He's fine.
Are you able to get up on your own?
I don't know, but I don't understand.
Yeah, it's not true.
Oh, OK, nice.
Let's make things easy for somebody.
Oh, I definitely hope you can get up on your own there.
I'll be picking.
You turn, heading west, parallel innocent, by the way.
That's right.
Foram.
Westbound Foram.
Right, northbound Carson.
You guys, uh, watch the bus.
Right, hold the train track, parallel halt them.
I was gonna hit by a little bit so I squirted out.
Ah, you got driver's license.
I sure do.
There's one inside.
The point of the door found.
One is inside the house.
We're versioned.
No, I think that's...
Still great.
Okay, watch the over here.
That's full.
I need to get a new helmet, sir.
Yeah, you do.
You're also not supposed to drive with that thing on, so take it off.
Oh.
Really?
Yeah, it's called driving while obstructing.
I have to see through.
Come on, take the helmet off, man.
All right, hold on.
Oh my god Jesus
No, no keep it off, but Jesus maybe go to the barber
All right, well, I tell you what sir also your driver's license
It's just a picture of you and a helmet so I'm gonna need to go to DMV and get that updated as well
All right
Okay, sir, you're free to go just do that for
Sure, there's someone across this great chair
That guy just looks like a crackhead
Hey, sir
Hey, what's your name?
okay can I see your driver's license I'm sure that's game see that's me okay you
got to get that update why because that you got a mask I can't tell who that is
okay how do I get it updated go to the DMV where's that it's just off Clinton
It's off Clinton
That's a really far ways away call a taxi cab or something
Yeah, that possible money though
You know
Yeah, good you're right about that
You you got a job for me what you having a job for
not right now no okay okay okay I'm off to the VMD okay sir I'll be in touch
you're gonna touch I'll be in touch you're gonna touch I know I will be in
touch with what I will give you I'm gonna call you you're gonna call me yeah
then we're gonna have a job for you that would be great thank you so much okay
you're welcome all right I'm off to the I'm off to the DVG
I
Armstrong Junior
Lubricated out of his handcuffs in front of Billy Bob Walker. What did you what did you guys do? I said, I don't know Billy Bob Walker was there
I was watching he took a nap and he woke up and the cuffs weren't done anymore. He decided it was cool to run
Okay, but to killer I said watch the bus I watch the bus
Which is him he played a black Glendale he went to the Long Street, and they want his bound
We had him in and kept on everything
man you know what I think I think I'm just ready to be done with Rangler I
can't fix this chat I just I can't fix this I'm actually ready to give up I
just I can't fix this dude I just fucking can't man I can't fix it I can't
it's just not possible it's just not fucking possible it's fine it's fine it's
my fault was it letting him handle it oh my god I won't do that I mean well
What the fuck, DeKiller? Did I tell you to fucking watch the bus, or did I tell Billy Bob to watch the bus?
You did he tell?
No, you told me to watch the bus, sir.
Right, and what did you do?
He just fled from me and we chased. We gave chase, sir. We gave chase.
So you're telling me this whole time you were locked onto the bus?
Oh, no, I was following and then I was chasing him.
Alright, whatever.
Billy just screamed, oh my god, he's freeing himself and his stuff, oh my god.
And then he said, I'm gonna chase, and I miss my tether, and he got into a car.
Okay
I can't do it
Be advised all the cops down here lost one arm strong so what the hell yeah put a 3-1-1 out already for him
We are reversing, can you now westbound or northbound south rockford drive?
I don't know buddy, it's just pretty bad.
Northbound south rockford drive, slow travel, no for a box.
As long as we don't lose you, I think we're gonna be good.
The vehicle is right around the staircase.
Hey Wrangler, do we have any report after this?
Um, no.
Does that have 19 grams of weed and two guns on it?
From this guy?
From Glenn Armstrong, okay
No, we'll handle the paperwork. We'll get back. You should be doing paperwork in the field
But in the truck your car
Yeah, I would I wouldn't be so quick to start you know blaming slim I bet you that it didn't go down
I don't think it should matter where the power games go.
I have a sneaking suspicion that's not exactly what happened.
I wouldn't be so quick until you see what actually happened.
It happened on highway.
The couple started.
Yeah, I want to be so quick.
We can put a ward out for him after this.
You got glitched, she was never cuffed properly, the L speedy cadet lost the game.
Do they know they can just look? I mean, how do you fix that, Jeff?
How do you teach your cop that you need to look and see if somebody's cuffed?
You know what I mean? How do you fix it?
I think I'm actually just ready to give up.
Palomino I just don't think there's any fixing this at all
I think I'm just dumb done
OOC Academy what the fuck are you talking about?
Just Academy Oh
I hate you fucking people
I just I hate you guys. I hate you motherfucker. It's not just Academy and
All right, come back towards Blue Mart Del Perro
Get some pits in there. You got this
Attempting to catch up with them feeling southbound rockward towards Carson
Left just play the game for yeah
You turn east on dorset
And towards Los Aguna
I have a free water to my area to calm.
Right, Southbound Los Angeles is jumping down on T Del Paro.
Freeway 1050, they fumbled it.
Let's see, they're reversed in, dripping down.
Make the coast change color when they are applied correctly.
We're getting on the highway.
Southbound Upper La Puerza might take a jump.
They are, you can read it for us.
They went to short, short.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
the crossing it just continue you guys need to figure out or I'm going to get
some you know I'm fine
I found Bell Power freeway taking the exit towards North Rockford Drive
make the cuffs screen cuffed when they get cuffed
I'm about to say he loved and appreciate us in December I was talking to the
three people that said Academy time for me they're gaining so much distance
I hate to just do Academy crowd out. Don't parallel
Oh, I think I got him in this uh, I think I got him in this alleyway
I do alleyway near Palomino. They're going out towards
To be fair based on nothing it sounds like the cops you know shame the mechanics
Yeah, that's probably it's you know, it's probably the server and the mechanics and my fall and training
It's you know, what's accountability? What is that in 2026?
It's gotta just be other shit. That's actually the issue
You know what I mean, what is what is that?
out. I don't even know if that's true. I would need to see a clip. I don't think that is
true. A clip would help. A clip would be helpful to be fair.
This boss are sublocked that's smart
Northbound the power free
That's what he changed after we continue in northbound
I just got here Penta's probably wrong
Yeah, digital.
It's Brim.
Team is on.
Eastbound, left-handed freeway.
Passing Dafford.
Taking you here at your home.
Has there been a swap? Is this all one car?
There was a guy you guys lost in the south side found a new car. They're in the second car.
All right, Dafford got co-ed. We're gonna be videoing it off the ramp.
Videoing the left-handed freeway version onto Popshop.
Probably put in 20 pits on this vehicle as well.
I think down bad vcso is funny this is beyond down bad this is not repairable
and if it is I'm not the man for the job this is Wrangler onyx levels of PD but
It's the entire police force
You're being dramatic
Oh, you're right, I should just ignore everything I've seen that experience
He hit a cone and went through the window.
Jesus Christ, okay, we'll take it back.
Hold on. Hold on.
Did a unit hit a cone and go out the window?
Yes.
Then they're out. Then they're out.
Four. We got this, sir.
Onironically, LSPD is better.
No, they're not. They're just funnier.
I swear to God, LSPD actually is really bad.
We can do it now.
They're just funny
Yeah
You're being emotional
Maybe I'm just ready to go back to pump and wrangler I just don't got I just
don't think I got it in me anymore
we'll be right back why don't you stay here
My tears
I'm thinking what step down give it to Tessa the election RP will be too good to just give it to someone else
You know
I
Don't here's the thing also
If Tesla wasn't able to fix it is undershare what makes you think it'll happen is shit
I mean
What can what what is what is tessa not able to do now that she'd be able to do a sheriff
Nothing
I think
So just needs some fresh leadership that that's all that's all
Overrule you I never I never undermine her
I just let her do whatever the fuck she wants.
You can even out North West for a five.
Grace Epplin, you're five, thank you.
You got my tire and two apparently, but that's okay.
You can still spin it out to be part of the...
I don't... What? What?
What? People are pepping. What?
What does that happen?
What does that happen?
Check up your car.
Babe, what?
Fucking die!
You can't do it!
You can't!
All you can do is do a green fall!
You don't got any evidence. All you got is a green smiling frog. That's all you got.
I was on David's house trying to get a boss. You get out. The other individual that was weaving.
Chad, how's BCSO going? Not good!
It's on Skate. Get after him.
You got me from continuing Northbound, David. He is on the phone. Take another pick up. Continuing out Northbound.
on 4-0 now he's back give me an orange color two-door continue in the eastbound four
the vehicle is slowing on 4-0 why don't you get a third unit in that
third unit approved for the wall we got a box we got a box go he's swinging other individuals
not going to be purple until it's for you running by the clothes store alleyway i'm thinking on him
Why you think you're that guy?
We might need to get ready just to get shots ring out money to be ready to mobile us
How are you? Oh, yeah
Imagine that
They're on car number six
I mean, yeah, how many units you have on it? Yeah, I said that I said
good that I have a tire missus though okay are you double badge
shoot from the fucking car we're doing it
we continue in westbound to Australia having stories box with these all right
we're a bus squad is roll now
Yeah
Right northbound
Killers all the way at the gas station. I know that this is the killer's fault. I just can't prove it yet
We'll be going now well, sir
How do you feel about a little bit of quarry time?
How do you feel about quarry time, sir?
Well, actually it's your choice.
I can give you the opportunity to work off your debt in the quarry.
You're on the phone.
Or you can just go to person.
Oh, no.
But you know, this would be a very good opportunity to work that debt off.
Sell it to me. Sell it to me.
Sell it to you?
You can sell it to me
Okay, well, I tell you what for every $5,000 you accumulate that's 10 more months in prison
So every time you know if you don't pay your debt off, it's just gonna snow you know so snowball snowball and then you're fucked
It's gonna be a waste of Christmas
Bus team going to the quarry
Yeah, I'd still I don't understand
would you like me to tell you what happened yes yes yes yes i do yes i do
please stop okay so the man in neon pink was there on the
ground i'm gonna help my ems right the lady with the blue hair
you had her back to him
yeah can you run yeah i was literally on his ass what
i tried to tease him and i missed my taste he ran away jumps over and then
he went around and was like oh my god shit where's he gone
What? I didn't lose him a single time! How much you suck the fuck up, man?
I'm dying!
What the hell? Why don't you get some help?
Fucking liar, bitch. How much you suck the fuck up?
Okay, let's relax, okay?
Sometimes the guys fled I was on him and I miss my goddamn taser won't and then the other
Lspd mrs. Taser as he cut him a fucking vehicle
I mean, I think you guys should have beat the shit out of him. I can't beat the plane to that. Yeah, I should have
I'm getting the plane here. So did he take a nap or not? He took a nap. Yes
Hey, did you see that William?
I
Didn't say no he went over the wall and there I left side
And then I heard shooting
No, I think this was the killer's fault
Yes, you know, maybe someone else can just fix this ship
I don't even know if he did scuff. I mean who the fuck even knows man. I don't know. You were the guy they did
I'll see up here come pay me up to again I'll rejoin for sushi
Yeah
Shit all right on
Shit
I've got IBS, so you gotta be careful in those bumps.
How's it going?
Good. I'm doing medical. Ow.
Is there a unit down there?
Turn on the summer quality of mass.
Well, that'll go on.
Hello, who's in the bush there?
Oh, hi sir, it's me, Gary Roche.
What are you doing, Gary?
Oh, I was peeing in the bush, sir.
Oh, I walked into a pee bush?
You did, I'm very sorry about that, it is unfortunate timing.
Are you the Corey Supervisor?
I am indeed. Yes. Oh fantastic hold on a second
What uh, what what what arrangement do you and Tessa have worked out?
Well, did you guys actually get them
Well make sure that we charge them for everything they did
absolutely and we're on route to the just bring it just okay how many of you
guys is there there are five of us we're at the banner lower area we have a
medic here that should hopefully guys please make sure he is in cuffs okay
good make sure they both are this guy I cannot see
I see a test I heard me
I'm down here to help people
Obviously, I'm not taking police calls or anything like that. Give me a radio. I'm basically helping
Yeah, helping people work off their fines, you know
And also, you know, it kind of benefits me because I want people to get buff and fit because all these fucking people
They're lazy shit. They doom scroll on the goddamn phone
You know, it's an official thing.
I mean, I don't know.
We don't even know.
Legality of the above.
We'll throw it on him when they get up here.
Yeah, I got a shit.
We'll track them up when they get here.
Okay.
How much are you making an hour there, Gary?
You know, I'm not really sure.
I just kind of go get my paycheck.
I don't know like the other day I worked for a few hours. I think I made like $3,000. It's not bad
I don't really care about the money, sir. I just want people to be healthy. Okay fantastic
Do you have some sort of a quarry radio channel set up?
No, that's probably something I should look into any gates on this clear eight
Check check
Watch operator on it. I'll tell everyone that's quarry radio. All right sounds great. All right fantastic
You got everything you need, do you need anything? Can I help anyone?
Well I got this regular pickaxe but I noticed that some people have had some real nicer ones.
Is there any way I could get my hands on one of them pickaxes to help expedite the process a little bit?
We could probably allow some time to pickaxes.
Yeah, maybe. I don't really have the money right now.
the chumps the chumps can take the fucking plain ones I'd just like to have
one you know for myself that's all okay let me call the governor real quick I
mean these fucking criminals they don't deserve any any priorities you know what
I mean I had some guy trying to steal my fucking truck earlier I had to shoot him
in the head really sure unfortunately I didn't want to I warned him that's right
No, we're at the quarry. I didn't think you guys are going to be able to get him
All right, you know what maybe I can fix the PD now I should just give up
So I'm just gonna grab my truck really fast so nobody else takes it all right
You can
I don't know if I'm strong enough. I actually don't know if I'm man enough
You have reached
Good one. Hello. What's up lords? Hey, uh, I was calling earlier because I was just noticing a pattern of
flea deals for some reason cops are addicted to asking for 14 years per
roll and I don't know why for what charge this one was terrorism but they
also did like a different one earlier and it's like the third 14 years per roll
and I'm like you guys realize you're just trying to oh hey there you are
That's a really nice ride
The Oracle that we got for the DOJ budget, which was cheaper actually goes just as fast
How much was this? This was a hundred and fifteen K. I got it for 66 off of my own money
Because I saved up everything for my first car Jesus Christ. Okay. Yeah, that's a really nice ride
Yeah, it's the only sports car I like
Okay
Anyways, yeah, 14 years. What are they doing? I don't know why they want to do 14 years parole and like guys if the hut
Time is less
Like half the time of the parole, but then they just get caught on something small the next day
You realize you're giving them 14 more years that you didn't make them serve. This is that's a fucking ridiculous amount guys. I
Mean our lawyers are people signing it
One person
Did and I had to reject it because it's like guys no
Also, well the parole conditions were weird too because they're like for 14 years. We'll put you back in for three
Rather than like the US standard recipe roll like they're getting a little too creative with parole just
Just a kind of reminder tone it down on the parole a little bit guys, you know
Yeah, I think you should tell them that
Okay, I'm watching out if it gets signed if the lawyer doesn't fight back. We'll see
Yeah, that's the one I saw. It's just like I hope the lawyer fights back
Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, no, I got my own problems
My entire department's awful. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
He's even worse
They became
Sorry, but it's true
Okay
Apparently there's some officer Brian just telling people how to remove their trackers because he doesn't want to do it himself
Oh my god
Why wouldn't he want to remove him himself? He just thought you just didn't want to it's fucking lazy
He's the one who put it on them. Yeah, it's it's just all fucked lores
I don't think i'm man enough to do this job anymore. Something in me is just dead and I don't know what it is
I feel that way sometimes
I think you're the manliest man. I know this is my newest bailiff Eric. All right. Hello, Sheriff. Yes
Someone made the work what the fuck somebody made a private warrant. I cannot look at the warrant and SPD cannot look at it either
Okay, now I'm just going to be processing him and
Yeah, the warrant accidentally get private did like through some sort of process. Yeah
I'm going to the pitch in a man take a piss
I'm going to charge you for resisting unpaid fine extension and evading.
getting really angry with me.
She's mad because she lost Slim.
That's not my fault.
You calm down.
No, I'm not calming down right now.
I'm talking to you.
You've been charged. Your time is fine.
If you want to spend some time with a quarry,
I can hold you in place and you can work your final off.
How many of you are playing
Bernie Crusade with me on the second monitor?
Charges, resisting,
evading, and unpaid
20 months in jail on a fine of
I figured I'd be a big second monitor board today.
Let's wrap around and start worrying you two about it.
What about it? I don't know anything about it.
You just said we'd do it at the area.
You will be trying with it at a letter of date. Understood?
Okay, we don't have to process the warrant as soon as you get arrested, okay? Thank you.
I didn't say you did. You need to just relax.
No, I'm not relaxed right now. I'm in serious mode. I'm pissed off. I don't trust anyone.
Come on, Mark. What's your plea?
what the fuck after what happened earlier yeah mistakes madam that's
that's my mistake I was I but you're clean what he's duty but I told the
tree what happened that's your fault
Gary hey Gary all right let's get you a pickaxe and let's get you to walk shall
Let's go. Let me just remove the handker from your hands. The only thing I've taken from you is a pistol and I want to give it to you back because you have your license.
What's your name?
My name is Josh Williams.
Josh Williams. You're not going to run, are you?
No. Why would I run? I literally said sell it to me. You sold it to me.
We won't waste the tracker then. Slim is definitely going to track her.
Yeah this guy has a goddamn flat tree so I tell you what Sheriff it's really amazing.
Madam you really need to just de-escalate.
I don't care, always escalate.
What the hell?
Yeah that is our motto.
A-B-E.
Chad this is great RP.
A-B-E what does that mean tell me?
I'm already for the new update.
New day new update.
What's the update?
I don't even know what the update is.
Well, I'll just pick up some of the freaking quarry to begin with.
Say that again?
You'll see.
I'll pick up some of the quarry to begin with.
Price for me.
I'll just pick it up.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm ready for that.
That'd be real awkward.
That'd be awkward for you.
Do you still have your belonging on your person currently?
I haven't looked at it.
You should have been a DLC bag.
You said you don't need to do my pistol. Yeah, but sometimes when you process some of the
It's gonna be your future.
When you process some of the and hold them in place, they sometimes lose, you know, as
the DLC bag gets censored regardless. Follow me. Hello?
This person said bye. They're first time chatter. They're not following. Alright. Talk to you
later. See you. Well, all you do is break rocks and then you put the rock into the
Rebels
Very uneven ground
What do I do?
Well, let me go get the courier supervisor. Hold on. We have a supervisor for this Gary West Gary
Gary
Gary
Gary
Storkler killed a bitch
Channel A
He's not using it
Gary
Gary
Okay.
Gary?
Oh my god.
Oh my god guys.
Ringles.
Thank you so much for the five gift and jobs and I appreciate that Gary are you in this
bush now. Geoff George, thank you so much. Gary, what are you doing? Okay, I'm not gonna
interrupt that. This supervisor kind of sucks.
Well, you're going to do it now, but you still got cut with unpaid fines, buddy.
So the cool is unpaid fines.
We need to hire more.
I'm going to the mine to pay those fines off, and I'm being charged for unpaid fines.
Yeah.
Because you're resisting.
Am I getting that right?
That's why.
Okay, we got it.
If only you gave your normal ID, normal name and complied, everything would be fine, but
no, you have to resist and interfere with the mines.
Yeah, you did.
You run away as soon as somebody identified you're ass, buddy.
Then you run away into a black hole and don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.
I will not get past it.
You're the liar. You're the liar.
I'm a liar because you lost a criminal. You're a liar.
What's his name?
This is Buckley Clark.
What?
What does he mean?
He's a terrorist and poaching extraordinary man.
He's just a liar.
He's just a liar.
Come on.
You can't call me a liar when you're the liar.
You're a liar?
I didn't lie. You're a criminal that I lost.
You're lying.
I'm fucking tickled.
You're lying about me.
You don't mind. I'm fucking tickled.
It doesn't have anything on it.
What the hell about you?
You just like saying I ran that's wrong
Area, okay
You did give us a fake name.
I did give you a side-in.
Goddamn it.
I did give you a side-in, sir. I'm not going to deny that.
I wasn't required to give my name.
It was Mr. Bleach Boy who said my name.
That's true, but the second you said,
Oh shit, when you sold chalk and ran.
That's actually a reason for detainment.
And then when you were detained from that,
Then you continued to say your name was Poseidon.
Yes. So then that's illegal.
No, you were saying is correct. I'm just saying she was very what happened
Listen, I'm sure listen I stand by my officers
Or she didn't stand by yours, yeah, she does
guys. Gary. She doesn't stand by the suspects. Oh, that's
the problem. Ladies, you feel me? I'm back. I just started a
tow company called less. No, you're right. Yeah, I'm
saying you're right. All right, buddy. Here's a pickaxe. You
will mine rocks until 15 months past. I will be watching
you. Hey, Gary. How close are you watching me? As close as I
desire, buddy. We need to hire some more people here. Number
Number two, sir, I got a I got a fellow right here. His name's Mark. He's he's yearning for the mines
He wants to help. Oh, you want to work here? Oh
I didn't I'll fire why did you go he got fired for smoking weed on the job? Oh Jesus, man
Yeah, I'm turning my left around you got your shit. We're not now. Yeah pretty much
Pretty pretty much if you got a smoke mark just wait till you're off the site. Okay. It's really that simple
how did you accidentally smoke weed well I told boss us I was gonna break and
then I smoked I didn't do it here okay so it wants to be read he's a good guy
you know he's he's he's here to help and I think he'll be he'll be a good asset
to this score. Your name is what? Mark.
Just what the fuck is happening on my phone?
Donnie stamped. Okay, cells done. Not cell. We just saw him.
Your name is what? Mark. 1 0 1 9 1.
one zero nine one one one zero one nine one one zero one nine one yeah mark applewood yeah
Yeah.
I have some confidence in my life around you.
I hear I don't think this, okay, let's see.
Two counts of theft of a motor vehicle.
One count failure to a bail off loader.
One public intoxication.
You got a DUI negligent ownership of firearm.
Three first degree animal cruelties.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm telling you better.
How long ago did all these happen?
Yeah, it did me about a month or so ago.
Like, police or something.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, Swanker hired me, but then she fired me.
Yeah, do you have a...
But you just were smoking weed.
Yeah, it was like yesterday or something.
How do I know you're not going to fuck up again?
Well, I'm going to keep a tight ship down here.
I'm going to keep an eye on you.
You're going to keep it tight.
That's right. I'm gonna keep it right nice and tight. I mean, that's the whole point of getting down here. Everyone's all right
Okay, last chance. This is your last chance
Your your voucher for this guy
If he fucks up, it's your ass
I'm sure
Test this guy
Yeah, he got fired for smoking weed at the quarry. Oh
Oh my god
He wants to work here again, but I don't know
It's it's tough because I think he's probably gonna smoke again at the quarry. Are you gonna smoke weed at the quarry again?
No, I won't do that. Mark are you gonna take a drug test you in a few days?
How about that?
Yeah, what are you drunk now? Did you smoke weed recently?
And what's where he's been? Oh my god
What's that I don't are you you're not gonna smoke weed again
You're not
I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Hey, I got a question a slim. How the hell did you get out of custody? I'm dying to know what you mean is
What you mean is how'd you get out of the goddamn bus?
There you go.
I wasn't in the bus, beaming.
Hey, DeGeller, come here.
Yeah, he wasn't in the bus.
Tell me what happened.
Tell me what happened.
Tell me what happened.
Which one of us?
I don't, just anybody.
I don't give a shit.
So he was injured, couldn't stand back up, EMS got to him, he took a nap, and we woke
back up, the cuffs worked on, and he went running down the road.
Let's nap what happened.
I wasn't injured my legs weren't working right EMS came look at my legs like yo your legs are fine
I'm like yo my legs ain't fine like yeah, yeah, I don't make all right
Let me fucking nap so I nap woke up and then I was like yo EMS rub some fucking vaseline on my hands
And they did and then you could that you know, I sit through the cuffs and I ran away. What a fucking kid that was
I'm into freaking
I wasn't aware of that for a thousand weeks.
Sir, sir, I'm going to keep an eye on Mark's.
He's turning a new leaf.
We're going to make sure that he's...
So he was cuffed.
It sounds like he was cuffed.
No.
Plus one?
Uh...
It's an accident.
And what mark?
It won't happen again, right?
I'm sorry.
Don't smoke anymore.
smoke anymore we're here
i won't do that i mean these people that reformed
the reformed criminals you know what i mean
you know once we're done with our shift
all the weed that you want
if you're not here
okay
i'll cut them with that grinder sir
you wait until i see you again please bitch
if the rp's in the cap to side
cadets to side
i'm going to keep it down
i'm going to keep it down
that sounds like good rp
keep everything in tight shift
I mean let me put you in handcuffs and tell me if you can vaseline your way out of it
If there's uh, thank you if there's nothing else you need for me, I'm gonna start getting these fuckers to work, okay?
Let me hire mark
Come here come here you like that
I'm not gonna comment on it on stream all I'm saying is this is a situation where a cop decides to be
cool and get it and then it leads to a 45-minute interruption
you know what I mean
this poor guy keeps walking the rocks up I'm going to go pull the truck down
hey buddy
get you to work alright bud
yeah yeah I'm fucking
well whatever that's right I mean you got some some noodle arms we're gonna get
you get you nice and buffed. Fucking noodle arms man. I'm fucking punching
knocked cows out for a living man. I'll give you some pretty weak cows. Double
glass light.
Watch your back.
What's your state ID? 10191. Okay congratulations your core
Supervisor man. Oh, thank you boss. I won't fuck up this time. Okay. Do you have a radio?
Not on. I'll get you when we operate on channel 8. Okay. Okay. Thank you. All right.
Actually, we're gonna hold off on the radio. If you need anything, talk to talk to Gary. Okay. Thank you,
your boss
Oh, where the hell slim
Yeah, yeah, they're both trackers
for most left. Hello. Hey, you gave me a call. Who is it?
Without wait, who is this? I'm Michael Brown. Oh, hey, can you
do me a favor? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Won't you meet chalk and I
had LSBD? Which which one which bill? Actually, I'll tell
you what now meet us at Davis PD. Davis right now. Yeah.
Am I allowed to get through?
Yep.
Okay, I'll be...
Alright, I'm coming.
Alright, come on everyone.
Let's regroup on Davis PD and then come up with the plan, okay?
Come on everybody.
Well, back to Davis PD.
Let's go get some more.
Chalk, are you still on the radio?
Yeah, I'm at the bank right now.
Okay, let's go to Davis PD, we gotta talk to one of your officers, it's not a good situation.
Alright copy.
Good.
Did that guy that was punching people here?
Uh, why? Who was punching people?
There was an LSPD officer that punched somebody here yesterday and threatened to tase him.
What the hell did that?
I think it's a guy named Squirrel.
Squirrel. Squirrel. Yeah.
Chakazar and Cast Members son of Anarchy.
Alright, I'll see you guys at Davis PD.
I got it. You're making fun of me.
You know what Chad? I had a moment of weakness. I think I can fix the PD.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry you guys had to see that.
you guys had to witness that I can do it no I know I'm I know in my heart I can
do it I I believe I can do it and if I can't do it well fuck it I yeah you know
what go ahead clip this I have told you right now in one month BCSO
unrecognizable it is gonna be the pinnacle of competency okay clip it clip
that happy five gifted subs thank you so much what's the plan well first I
got to come up with a plan
okay now I'm thinking we do an OOC Academy where we go over SLPs for 10
hour straight. Yes. You know I actually am considering doing that. I'm considering- I'm
wondering if we do need to make a gigafucking boring academy and we need to make the PD
more exclusive to get into so people actually take it fucking seriously you
know I because I feel like on like no pixel 3 bono for example people really
took it seriously because it did feel like it was hard to get into so once
you got into it you didn't want to fuck it up you know you have a lot of fuck
around cops right now I don't have a lot of fuck around cops
there I remember the TFRP academies no they wouldn't let me be a cop on TFRP
early no pixel cops actually meant something well no that's not true
Because 1.0, uh, I had a, they, Coil Insulin let me be a cop. It was Officer Dog, for good.
Jesus! Shit! Jesus!
Who the fuck? Why is that there?
Get that out of the road!
Oh.
What the fuck is this? Who did this?
I
Need a play check on NTP xb 129
Really
I know my muscles oh my god again, why do you keep feeling my muscles?
If there was a coal button there, wow, I would come in my panties
I
Can't afford much here
How many subs for Johnny guitar, I was actually thinking about fire. Oh my god, I'm just gonna move this shit out of the road
I
Can control
Yeah, that was a good one actually I have it's peach apricot sake a while ago at this Romer top
The chapter, what the fuck?
How many subs are you to quit streaming?
For the day or forever?
forever probably a lot more than you'll
ever be able to afford
one million subs it would probably
probably actually need to be more than that.
How?
I think it would have to be more than that.
Cause I would, cause you gotta remember,
I've only done this for 10 years.
I'm fucked.
So, yeah, it would have to be enough
for me to actually retire.
Just go to kick.
That's still streaming.
No?
Does that count?
Make YouTube videos
What's up guys mr. Big Pet to here I locked five role players in a burning house
Let's see if they can go an hour without complaining about
Peace over that played on before I guarantee you at least one guy or one
But you said they're dressed up as a as the bunny
Come on
Okay, I want everyone else out.
Give us a goddamn second.
Yes sir.
All right.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
All right, Brian.
What did you do?
What do you refer into?
Did you tell Jethro how to remove the trackers?
Um, no, I didn't even know he had them.
Not you, Chalk.
Jesus Christ. I'm talking to me. No, Brian. Yes, I did. Why would you do that?
Okay. Well, sir, I'm a bit of a dumbass. Yeah, I'm a bit stooped. Well, what the
fuck? I'm not the smartest in the shed, man. I barely passed house. Now they all
know how to remove their trackers instantly. We just got these things. I
I can fix this right there's a chance for me to fix this right? How could you fix this also?
Why did you leave him? Why'd you leave his tracker on him when he went back into prison?
Well, he didn't go in for he served a sentence out of mind. He did it voluntarily
There is like a whole little situational issue I
Forgot it's on you forgot I forgot you forgot so you issue. How would you forget it?
So you left a tracker on a man and then told him just remove it with the screwdriver.
Well, when you say it like that, it sounds whole.
That's exactly what happened. Yeah, that's what happened.
Chuck, what are you gonna do about this?
God damn it, Brian.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Listen, I could fix this somehow, right?
I can make this right.
How can you fix this?
When everyone, you know, we're gonna round them up,
then they're always gonna have screwdrivers on them.
Then they're gonna screw driver off and they're gonna run away. Yep. And now our life is gonna be freaking useless
Yep, it's all because you Brian
Put this on me
Listen, I can't guys I can't lose this job. I live under the fucking bridge. I've been paying four months, please
Please man. I'll do anything anything you want the fucking
It hasn't even been open a month, you know what?
Right weeks, my man, you're going to be my little guinea pig.
All right. No, you're going to get dressed up and you're going to start fixing these potholes in the south side.
Because I'm sick of hitting these fucking potholes and losing my tire.
That's OK. OK.
Please don't make me do a hard manual labor.
I was making fun of Jethro for doing it last night.
He's going to see me doing it. He's going to talk shit to me.
You also suspended for a day.
No, it was a day! He come on, son!
That 24 hours.
Jesus, Charlie.
God damn it, man!
I need the money!
Sir.
They go get your paycheck.
You told me I can't get my paycheck.
You go get it now.
Oh, let me tell you why.
Okay.
One of my rookie freaking officers took 50k out of my freaking...
I never pay stuff. I can figure out how the fuck that happened
Okay, how do I fix these potholes in the south side I get a shovel
Get it
Okay, yes, is that it is all I need or that's why I'm being told it's just a shovel goddammit if you go to the fucking pavley app
Just just click it. Okay
Yes, sir hit the fucking burger. There's literally a button says how to repair
Oh, do you do you know how to read though?
Do you just checking?
Yeah, yeah, I'll have it.
Texas speaks.
Texas speak.
You just don't recall them.
So you do need a jack camera.
I was lied to.
OK, Graham.
All right, I could use in the south side.
Yes.
OK, they're pretty dangerous down there.
Do I get protection?
Yeah, let me know what you're doing.
I will get protection for you as you do this follow up.
Barry, I'm proud of you.
Don't stop losing.
OK, all right, I'll get on it, sir.
All right, perfect.
OK.
Give me a ring when you're getting ready, OK?
All right, thank you.
Yes, sir, I will.
Am I dismissed?
Yeah, you're not here.
Okay. Okay. So now apparently officer Billy let's slim slip out of handcuffs with Vaseline or something. So you should go on the next Billy. Yeah.
Oh my God. I need my actually fire.
I'll call you know just real quick chalk. I've needed to I needed to know that you can't share information about warrants with people who have warrants. Who's doing that.
Chalk. Why not chalk.
Okay, what happened?
I think it was slim about a week and a half ago and a couple other instances where he called me and said, well, Tessa.
Chalk was telling me stuff about warrants. Why can't you and I said, oh, God, what warrants? And he said, well, the ones I have.
If I had more and then he said yes, and I asked about info and he gave me report numbers and I said Jesus Christ
I did not do that. What'd you tell him joke? I just said yeah, you ever weren't that's all I said
You should uh Chuck you shouldn't do that because then they'll respond to police presence differently and often violently
Okay, gotcha that makes sense
I
Okay, this is a learning PD
Like those learning like where you can get your teeth clean for cheap, you know
Right, let me tell you why
Billy Bob he was already on
This feel like
Oh, yeah, big big then right
What does that mean no, it's been rice. What are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about?
But if you if you really fucked up again, then he's gone. I mean listen, I'm you should just call him in here and get a side story
People were just talking to him. I think he's outside that was his phone ring
I had a bad moment
What happened
Uh, I don't know what else I could do.
Yeah, we'll talk about it.
Hey, so, hey, what are you guys doing?
Good, good.
So, uh, so, uh, so what happened down there?
We're talking about how Glenn Armstrong escaped custody.
Yeah, what happened, man?
So, you know, we were chasing him, right?
Right.
He gets in this purple car.
I make this beautiful tazer shot.
Oh, yeah.
Honestly incredible.
Falls out. Yeah, and then he can't move right? Yes, legs stop working. I cuff him. Yep. Okay. We get back to the cul-de-sac, right?
Okay, he takes a nap
Wakes back up EMS freedom
EMS leaves him up for some reason
I don't know why
then
Wiggles out of cuffs
and
please
and steals a, I think it's a black and brown Glendale,
Fled, Eastbound, just London.
Me and DeKilla called it out.
I searched him, I found it took off two guns
of Tylenol pill and 19 grams of weed.
Oh, that would have all been really nice to know.
Yeah, that would have been nice to know.
Considering I processed him, that's awesome.
Oh, so you're on, okay Billy Bob,
You know, we're on radio. No, stop it Bob. No, no, you know, we have two 95s
And it was part of that. Did you not?
Who? Glyn was a part of that?
Jesus Christ.
Billy Bob, I'm gonna honest with you that you already knew you're on thin rice. I'm actually firing you
I need you turning all your stuff. Jesus, Jock
Really? Yes, I'm actually being serious
So just like that yes, this is a combination of that this guy see this guy seems okay, though
Let someone know that I'm gonna be honest this guy seems pretty nice
You might the PD might be the only family he has
Why were you so harsh with them Chuck?
yeah, because
We didn't
Weed and guns are in the back of
Stafford's car. Oh my god. I mean, I'm more wondering is the issue that this
Cadet that clearly needs a little more time to learn has just been left to his own devices versus FTO
Do you guys have FTOs or what's going on here? Yes
was it? Who was your who was it?
It's it's it's it's Stafford. I had to get out and chase the guy in purple. No, it wasn't okay.
Well, you weren't right with Stafford because after it was yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you.
I had to get out. So, Stafford left you. Built in the car. I called the comms for the guy.
You can't. I mean, you're really just I did. I did let everybody know abandon him and now
you're going to kick into the curb. You got talked to as FTO. You just left him.
I'm going to do the right thing here. Talk.
Thank you, Billy. Mom. That's it, huh, Chuck? Yeah, I mean, we can talk about it.
Maybe tomorrow. Billy Bob. Oh, yeah, it's okay.
Okay. So he's permafired with a chance of appeal. Yes.
All right. I still have. Can you carry the rest of my stuff?
You know what? I want to follow me. Yes.
Billy Bob. Look, I'm sorry, man. I didn't know that he was going to do all that.
It's fine, sir. You know, I just, I didn't cut it.
What are you going to do now, Billy Bob?
Uh, probably go smoke.
And smoke what, drugs?
Oh, no, black and mild, sir. Dokes put me on when he was my FDF.
Good set.
All right. Well, good luck out there, Billy Bob.
Thank you guys stay safe out there. All right. Yeah
Wow, he's not a control he's mad with power. I think he needs Silas to reel him in a little bit
They're taking it hard
Geez gosh, you know what the worst part is
What I blame to kill her for all of this
And I know that even now that I have the full story
I still just can't help but feel like if she wasn't there would have went down better
You know
You know what it is it's a shame she did so well on her finally Val is I told her to watch I
Told her to watch slim, but how did how did he end up with a cadet? I don't get it
I don't know it's a lot of me we need some good FTOs you know what I mean yeah
that would be nice maybe maybe step one getting more deputy minute didn't we
have this conversation five months ago uh-huh yeah wait what the fuck happened
of that. We're going to do some stuff. Yeah. Fountain wanted to do some stuff and then well,
you know, the whole world kind of fell apart for a little while. So oh shit,
we should pick that back up probably. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Cause I'm going to be honest,
whatever we got, you know, Garcia absolutely bombed her. Finally. It was bad. It was very bad.
Oh, you did Garcia's too. Yeah. With the first call we went to was a store robbery where she
She watched two men get outside of the, you know, leave the, the store that was being robbed and, uh, she made some small talk with them and then let them go.
What in the fuck?
And when I asked her why she didn't put them in handcuffs, she said they seemed pretty cool.
What?
Yep, that was bad.
Uh, and then love.
Love?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, they were all speedy transfer.
Yeah, not bad, but we got to a point where, uh, so there was a, her scene, um, her, her scene control.
It's just dog shit. We were at a house robbery and
She told me to go to the back so I did and I go on the radio say hey one of the windows is unlocked
That's how they got in and what she did was ignore. She acknowledged it even afterwards. She said oh, yeah
I did hear you say that but she ignored me and
That she listened to criminals inside the house saying hey, we're stuck in here
So she just told him to take that crowbar and just break a window open and climb out
What the fuck is wrong wire and then they just ran straight to the car and I was like love we had them
But there was just one way out. We could have just got them. Yeah, why are we helping criminals?
Just if they're done they're done, you know, I don't
These criminals are cool, but they're not fucking helping us put them in jail
Oh, no, they're not they're shooting us
Look at their reaction to this quarry. We're getting fucked out here. We're getting fucked hard
So that happened so she did that and then there was another instance where
There there was a guy in an alley in a stolen car
She gets him out of the car
Right, and then she cuffs him and then his friend walks up. She tries to cuff him
Her friend just runs off. It's and she just instantly goes to start searching this guy
this other guy so she's instantly distracted doesn't know where the other suspect is
and then when I asked her about it she lied to me and said yeah I told you to chase that other
guy she didn't I don't know why she did that yeah I don't know why lie I don't know she instantly
was like yeah I told you to no she didn't that was weird you don't think her tits are making it
hard for her to have situational awareness you know I think that that could be it I think that
She could be getting a little too used to men just willingly do whatever she wants.
Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, maybe well, so did you keep her or a booter? I'm not fire. I can't
fire her because the governor told me not to. Okay, okay. And I like Garcia too, so I didn't fire me.
So now I'm wondering, well then what the fuck are we firing nobody? What the hell Sharon? Well,
Well, now I'm wondering, did we preemptively fire Carter?
No, he's awful.
He's an awful cop.
I understand that, but I see something in Garcia,
and the governor sees two things on love.
True.
So I can't do it.
My hands are tied on that one.
OK, but Sheriff, I'm seeing a department that's
dying in incompetence.
Right, I know.
This is a real personal, too.
balance giant tits with the competent department. Maybe we could make her a secretary.
Okay, yeah. Or I don't know. I think you know,
yeah, I mean, I don't know. I mean, we just, you know, what we need to do is this job is too big for both of us. I can't train 60 fucking cops. You can't either. So we need to
Sir, I can't do all these fucking evils man. God. I've done anyway
I I all the ones I've done they've just failed. It's been terrible
So we need to get this is what we need to do. We need to get with with with fontaine and we got talk to him
And we need to tell him that he needs to fix all this
Let's go with cadet fontaine and see what he can do
Okay, and then so what I'm thinking is if we do that and if we make him first captain
And tell him to get some sergeants then he can tell a couple sergeants to actually fix all of it
Right. Yeah. Yeah, see what I'm saying, right? We need to trickle down the responsibility here. It's too big
So we gotta do that we it's fontanel probably he always is yeah, he's around a lot. Let me see here
So we got to do that. Another thing is how's Gary doing with the Corey Supervisor?
Oh my god, he is so good. Actual godsend. Okay, we need to give him some more employees
then too because I think if we can make the Corey, here's what I'm thinking. Make the
Corey Supervision, Corey employees, that's its own thing. Okay. And then we groom them
into being GeoC. Sir, we're so interlinked. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Yep. Yep.
So that's what I'm thinking. So we need to do that. Okay. But also we have $4,000. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which
Yeah, can you go on? He's not answering. I'll call him and see. I'm worried he got it with a bad
crowd. He called me last night. It sounded like he was at one of those Yakuza nightclubs.
Oh, yeah. He said we need more money.
So I'm worried maybe that could already be spent on bottle service.
Fuck.
Yeah.
So that's not great, which if that is the case, then we do just need to get more.
I mean, it all comes back to the minds, right?
Yeah, and to be honest, I would do anything for this department.
I could get huge tits and then I think he'd probably give us whatever money we wanted.
And maybe you and maybe you and you know, maybe you could be some one of those lesbians
for with with love.
Well, well, I'm you know, I'm going sexual so I don't know you could pretend.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I could I could pretend with with love.
Yeah, for sure.
And then yeah, maybe maybe you could do something like that and you know, whatever.
Yeah, I mean, I'd do anything for this department, Sheriff.
Yeah.
Yeah, including lesbian, lesbianism.
Okay, well, I got to talk to love. I'm going to be honest. She was not happy when I started criticizing her.
But so we needed to not quit because the governor told me that she can't.
Well, yeah, but how's she going to get better if she can't take criticism?
Maybe we just don't criticize her.
Okay.
Because we need her around because of the governor.
Right.
Okay.
We'll just tell her when she does good and.
Yeah.
And then maybe that'll lead to good.
Okay.
Okay.
I see.
Yep.
I'm picking it up.
Oh, uh, more Gary actually is already grooming some people he knows to work with him.
So I told him.
That's great.
Let's run to us.
So we'll have a few more people helping about soon.
It's really freaking mad.
OK.
All right, good.
Is Fontana around?
Yeah, I am.
No, I didn't see the list.
Also, what was that?
What was that thing you were whispering about before?
What?
You said you fucked up or something?
Fucked it up.
Yeah, yeah, when Chalk first left the room
and then walked back in.
Oh, yeah, man.
Yeah, yeah, what happened?
I just had a moment of weakness.
Okay.
I'm a weak man.
I need you to know that about me.
You'll have her flaws, Sheriff.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do any of this.
To do what?
I don't want to be involved with any of this shit.
I just, you know, it used to be where I could just go on a rooftop and just arrest
people for drug trafficking.
Now I got to worry about this shit, you know, right?
It's awful.
And I'm tired.
Would you, did you break down?
Yeah, I had to break down bad.
I was in their Grove Street. I was like, I can't do this. I can't fix these people. There's just no fixing it
And I'm worried that you know, we got our own problems and I'm worried that LSPD and whatever the hell they got going on over
Is only gonna amplify our shit
Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I was really hoping our wish and we had some BCSO in that chase
God
And we got enough of our own problems
You know what you need, Sarah, though?
It really helps me.
I think you need a spiritual journey through the forest or desert or something.
Maybe I should talk to my Twin Flame wind song.
It's a good idea.
That could be helpful.
She would know.
She would know.
For now, I tell you what, I think we should do another pass with the bus.
Okay.
But only with DCSO.
We'll use this as a department bonding exercise.
I like it.
like it okay yeah let's kick ass all right come on guys don't see with anybody
I
Come on down Davis beauty
Davis
You know, I think chalk was just being a real
I
Know I'm checking at cars for Rob missed who who is Rob missed
Did he tell you to call him that?
You know you don't have to call him that you don't have to do any of that
What should I call him just call him I just call him missed
Okay, I'm sorry about that and you definitely don't want to rub someone till it's misty
I'm just watching two guys for a set up for 10 more months, and then I'm free for you.
Well, we got the core super supervisors.
Yes, there is cars.
Oh, all right.
What's your 20 sir?
We're Davis PD.
Hey, I'm sorry for blaming you earlier about that situation.
That's fine.
It's my fault.
I should not have let the SPD handle it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
Thank you for saying that.
somehow you're fine
okay thank you so much yes good thank you I fucking knew it okay thank you so
much for saying that
I mean I wasn't on the guy from the beginning the only confusion that I don't want is like
I wasn't the guy from the beginning so okay I was paying attention I was looking at him
I was chasing him
I got everything I need I'll see you down here okay
alright you are Davis PD sir bye
I knew that it was Francis
oh yeah
not France to kill him
to kill him
it might be your fault too France
I
Well what what happened? What are you doing over there?
Here what the fuck what are you doing right? What are you doing? I'm
You said you need to be so yes
Okay, good you're gonna be in the bus with me, okay, and what's up with what do you got on there?
What is that on me? What in the hell is happening? Am I not? Okay, the sheriff is talking to you,
France. What do you got? What is my uniform? No, that right there. What is that?
On your tie, France. In the hell is that? Oh, it's a camera. Oh, take that shit off.
Okay, what is that take that take get that shit off?
Yeah, I don't I don't want any shit
Get that shit actually you know never mind will be a book okay. I realized I'm not wearing a badge the other day
Oh, I'm not here to chat.
What is the best mix in with Mac and cheese?
You know, I'm talking about like, what's the best thing to like, like load a Mac cheese?
What is the best?
Come bacon to not someone said lobster.
I think it's either lobster or pulled pork.
Brisket.
Brisket is not the correct answer.
Wonder what would this be under, I wonder.
Huge.
Oh, there's a waste.
Oh
This oh, there's been a badge for me this whole time. I know that it says sure
It oh, there's been a badge just for me this entire time
Oops
You like chili mac chili Mac's pretty good
One dev put a hundred hours into that.
I'm sorry.
I got it on now.
My arms are fucked up, though.
Got some little fucked up arms like a T-Rex.
Where's the benches?
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you sit on my penis while I have an erection?
So how about that?
Yeah, how about that, pal?
not an RP what if I agree to a meeting between me and what's it called meet-and-greet
unfriendly man forgets the word greed bastard man forgets the
hell's it called me my badge says a sheriff on it yep guess it does
well I've had a badge this whole time just for me I didn't even know yep got
one for your hat as well that only you can wear what cowboy hat or campaign hat
it's a sheriff it says sheriff on what the fuck how do you know that because I
saw it in the locker were you looking at my hats I was polishing it some of the
dust off yeah okay I keep them at parade ready you know status oh what kind of
parades you think I'm in what do you mean what are you what are you calling me
I just I was not it's it's a it's ready for you should go take a look sir
There's hats for me to tussle
Oh, yeah
Hello, I'm the sheriff
Ready, what are you doing? Why is everyone all complaining about you and shit?
He'd talk about that. I got Carter goddamn bitching at me at the core
I don't even know why he here talking about how you fired him, but apparently he just up and quit told Randy
To just take my shit and the killer is complaining that she has to do a second final eval
Because it has to have the loose standards
She's in my circus and not in circus O. Way or whatever the fuck it's called
Every time I tell them to stop the plan they just keep complaining listen here's the thing people are gonna want to bitch at the boss
It's just what they do
I'm bitching to me the mission to me about you on a bench people. I gotta complain about the boss
You want to come help
Fucking hate who I am. I wish I was anyone else, you know that
Mask
Accessories hat hat those are ties
torso pops props hats oh
sheriff cowboy hat sheriff
Hmm. Oh. This doesn't really feel like me. It's cool though.
I hate what you've become. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I wish you were anyone else.
What's the what's the opposite of an affirmation?
Sometimes you gotta lose yourself in the moment, all right?
Listen to me, you only got one shot, one opportunity, once in a lifetime, okay?
And if we fuck this up, then these gangs are gonna run this entire city forever.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Mom, spaghetti, I hear ya.
Whatever you're talking about, yeah, it's forever.
Of course.
We just put a sticky note next to the valet that said, for segue parking only.
Now that's an idea, because we're gonna need some segues in the city.
Yeah
That way rather than actually fire the valley. We just tell our cops. This is for ballet. This is for segue parking only
Yeah
We can make the the line smaller
For so my mama makes a great spaghetti. That's a good segue
In the what?
Spaghetti again, had you been reading that was a good use the word segue. Thank you
I've been I've been reading the on fire while she's in her coma. All right. Listen up everyone
Listen up
Don't worry about how I'm doing that while my hands are moving
All right, so with your tongue
so listen, I've had a long think about this with Tessa and
This whole department is it's just ruined right? This is terrible. The none of this is working out correctly
So I thought about quitting multiple times, but I think it said what I'm gonna do is
So we got to fix this whole department guys. All right
So who thinks they think they're who thinks they'd be able to do that
I know I think I could help with diversity. Yep
Ripley's why I might not seen your hand up
I was gonna play a walker with my hand not hiring Walker and I well
this is Walker and I's plan so who who who can fix this department you Ripley I
can help me and Ripley the blind guy and the black guy which one's with you I
mean he's only got one eye so he's blinded one of all I thought your glasses
were the blind one so I thought maybe you thought you was the black and now
these are the suns oh okay all right okay all right great I see I see what's
going on okay Ripley okay your hats in there Floyd you think you can fix it I
can fix about anything that moves and got an engine okay people don't have
engines right you call the heart then that's why I see so much better with
words today have you been reading the poetry books I was reading
little prince yeah yeah he's been reading on fire in her in her coma on fire is in a coma
yeah it's very sad i'm distraught it's the second cadet i've lost now
jesus maybe i was gonna say maybe you and ripley can be some of the first fto's but maybe i don't
know well we can probably stand to lose a couple how do we feel about this is going to let's all
decide this is a group how do we feel about floyd being an fto
um no one seems excited you might have to read my heart
wants to know when you can bring in anything he can't read
yeah a lot of reading involved i mean do you really need to be able to read to
be a cop like a like a good cop not really i mean his
spaghetti joke was pretty good thank you double on tando
is what we call personally higher no he's a good cop
floyd what would you do if there was a man attacking you i'd kill him
hey i that's not bad
i'll leave my head to the okay you know what most of the time
okay you know what i i i i realize what's happening here we're having a
mini meeting about this when this should be a larger meeting with the entire bcso
I don't know what's happening here, yeah, that's what's happening here.
Uh, yeah, we can do that.
Rob, you're not allowed to tell, you're not allowed, I'm not going to say who here,
but you're not allowed to tell deputies to nickname you Rob Mist.
Who the fuck called me Rob Mist?
Okay.
And just so everyone knows, no one has to masturbate anybody.
That's not what we do.
I've never told anybody.
Like, anymore?
Ever.
No, we don't got that's not a thing here. Okay.
All right, Rob. Why are just, you know what? We can talk about it later, but people are calling you up.
Yeah. And we are we got an HR department that's coming soon. So we have to be careful.
I denied a stripper that wanted to fuck me last night multiple times.
That's not that has nothing to do with it.
I don't think that was appropriate.
I didn't want to put that up there.
I don't think that was appropriate either.
I'm sorry. I just wanted to put that out there because I'm proud of myself for
sustaining
that's what he was the stripper though
was not that day
it was the one on the traffic stop with the police and
that was
last night when you got the police
so this was that work
yeah I told her no leave me the fuck alone
yeah you should be proud of that
I'm here she's not in
I just had a problem before with it
I'm better now so you're better. Yeah, who are these people?
It was talking a lot of
Lady with big boobies and a lanchard right?
No one knows their employees more than ideal
Thank you, okay, so okay
Okay, so here's what we're gonna do. Okay, we're gonna do the we're gonna do the bus roundup
Okay, I don't want to drive the bus anymore. So someone else should drive the bus
What's your bus?
I'll drive it
Okay, I can grab it too now is a little bit now, but just is that appropriate?
Yeah, we should probably have him do it
Yeah, it's like it's like a big truck, you know, I I think to be honest don't driving the bus
would sort of be a landmark.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think it might be a bit humiliating.
The front of the bus.
He's in the front of the bus now instead of the back.
Like, you know, it's pandering there.
Whatever you want to do.
Which one was the bad one?
I can't fucking remember.
Let's let him do it.
Let's let him do it.
Oh, it was the Rosa Parks wanted to sit in the front
of the bus, right?
She didn't want to drive the bus?
No, no, not driving, yeah.
OK, because that could have been if she said,
let me drive this fucking thing.
Maybe I could see, you know, maybe the bus driver
would have a point if she wanted to drive it.
Well, you know what? No, why couldn't she she could have driven it? I definitely I think I think she could have driven it if she wanted to
I think she she you know what and so dogs. I guess what do you want to do here?
You know the allegations
Not this time not this time. So no, okay. No bus this time. Yeah, let's let the Italian man do it this time
Okay, and then next time. I'll get it. I should know where the Italians always allowed to sit wherever they wanted
Yeah, I don't know either. Oh, well Jesus Christ. Um, shit. Fucking, uh, what about, uh,
the killer? French people always been. Yeah, you want to, you want to drive it? Okay, good.
There we go. Good. All right, great. We worked that one out. Um, that was that was dangerous
there though. When you run the vehicle earlier, uh, this is
tricksticked. Okay. Well, so let me ask the sheriff you trying
to be in the chase squad because then I wouldn't mind sticking
with the boss. I gotta be in the chase squad. Okay, then then
I'll be on bus duty as well. Okay, so who wants to be in chase
squad? So all right, just so you guys know what's going on.
Okay, bus goes to
You know me
What?
The bus goes to me. No, you are the bus. I
Am what so you're driving the bus to killer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right so
You can't go to yourself because you are the bus
Yeah, we'll just go on group streets. Oh
Okay, God. No, we just we just bust up grocery. So we gotta go so okay
So just so you guys know what's going on we go to a location. We park the bus there
Okay
Two cars stay with the bus. All right, and then the whole point is we're rounding up anyone that has debt
All right, so if we go to form for example, bus is gonna park there people will probably run chase squad three units
Chases them bus squad stays with the bus. Okay, because people also often stay behind
All right, and I think maybe we should also start expanding this to
If if the south side's a little quiet right now, we should probably expand this to like
Banner hotel good. Um, where else?
Host oh hospital. Yeah hospital. I bet yeah hospital. So that's what we're gonna do. Okay. Does anyone have any questions?
You know, it wouldn't hurt just one pastor mirror park also
I'm a little bit of gang activity there. Tang gang Tang gang like them. Tang gang
We're orange like the drink. Uh-huh
The drink Tang Tang gang and they've got a lot of Tang to very violent gang not to be
very tortuous and ring toe
They're tangy. They're tangy
Yeah, okay
All right. Okay. Let's do that. All right, so I'm gonna
To killer take these keys. I'm just gonna put them on the ground here
All right, with the first allocation, we should take good, sir.
I think it's very important today to be doubled up as best we can as well.
I'll tell you what, let's do, and I can lead the way, but I want to get those fuckers so bad.
I want to get the form stream fuckers so bad.
Okay.
So let's start there, do a pass down grove, or not grove, sorry, the other side of form.
I guess, yeah, we can do a pass down grove.
We can see the the bro's boys are there
And then we can go up there and if they're not then we'll make a pastor mirror park, okay from drive bro. It's me alpha
Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's go and yeah, let's try to double up
Here you go France wants to get in the car with me
Take Floyd
All right, 317, are you ready to go?
I'm ready to go on the left.
Which channel are we on? Six?
Six.
370, 370.
Hey, by the way, just so everyone knows,
I've been telling the Chlory people
Channel 8 is Chlory Radio.
That's not fair.
That Chlory Radio.
All right, 370,
Well, here we go, mate.
It's my first time doing this, right?
I'm thinking to quickly call me.
Yeah, it's OK.
Call me.
I've got the front.
I've got a taxi cab here.
No fluckers on the side.
All right, form three fluckers aren't here.
Then so first moving on to Roche Avenue
It's like there might be some LSP officers there
Wait a minute. Oh shit. They got this road. So hold on. Oh, they got this whole road fucking show off
Talk look at this
Yeah, what's up? Oh, there's some guys there
Okay drive through this but don't hit the construction worker. Excuse us sir. Hey, what's going on guys. What's going on. What's going on. How are you guys doing?
Just another beautiful day. You guys got driver's license? Maybe. Okay what's your names?
I
Don't
I know but I'm asking you to what's yours
Listen, I'm gonna be honest. I need you guys to identify yourself. You're detained right now, legally.
Yeah, now that you're in that car.
What did we do? What's up with this activity?
You're impeding traffic. You're impeding traffic.
We're impeding traffic. We're right here with the car.
Hey, you're standing there, sitting in the middle of the road, impeding traffic.
That's how we're gonna play, okay?
Yup, that's what we're doing.
Alright.
Someone look up Lucas Mitchell, see if he has any finds.
I'm on it and John Savage
You boys sure you don't got any funds I could tell you right now. I don't even have a criminal record
Well I ain't that soft, but nah, I got no fines.
Ten-four.
I'm not soft.
Yeah, nothing.
They don't have nothing on.
Yeah, Lucas Mitchell has no fines either.
Okay.
Well, thank you guys so much
for staying on top of your fines
and being law-abiding citizens.
Yep, yep. What was your name again?
Yeah. Listen, I'm the Sheriff Randy Wrangler.
I'm gonna need you guys to go on the sidewalk
Give you guys a warning, okay?
Does anyone have any food?
I got food.
I'm kneeling right now.
Thank you so much.
I'm kneeling and writing.
Hey, what about these guys?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Slim.
Okay.
You out already?
Yeah, yeah.
The trip.
Yeah, yeah.
The trip.
Yeah, yeah.
The trip.
Why are you doing the potholes? I got a guy that does this done here.
Listen, I don't know. Talk to the chief of police. It's his initiative.
He's over there.
Hey, hey, commission on motherfucker.
He's not the commissioner, he's the chief. He's over there.
On the other side, the other side. Over there.
But I will need food and water provided shortly.
Here, come here.
So an individual filming on the side wall right now.
He's up off the stop position.
Thank you sir, have a look.
We've got some info that Donnie Petrony has been a white buffalo at the end of the street.
He owes a ton of money.
A ton of money, yeah.
A buffalo out of the street.
That's rough.
Oh yeah, I see that, okay.
Shall we make contact with the San Diego's real filming here?
It's fine.
No, we need to get Donnie Petrony.
Do my fucking...
What's that, man? Right there.
Okay, two squad. Get ready.
Donny, you're going to the mines.
You're going to the mines, buddy. I'm instantly chasing you when you get out of the car.
Right, northbound, Alta Street.
Traffic clear, speeds over 80 miles per hour, northbound, Alta.
Here we go.
Speed exceeding 100 miles per hour, northbound, Alta.
Passing the construction site and the hotel, continuing north, Alta.
Left waistband, a spoochy boulevard passing a reservoir, continuing.
Taking a right northbound Calais Avenue.
Ops, northbound Calais Avenue, right east-ampton-Andreas Avenue.
Left northbound, left left left left boulevard passing
Our cash is continuing northbound less like a nice boulevard curriculum travel
Northbound left like a nice boulevard
No, I'm less like a nice boulevard
14-year-old wing not bound the buffalo feels slower
Maybe this one needs a repair entering eastbound less like a nice boulevard
It's not because I'm fat.
It's because I'm fat.
It's not because I'm fat.
They're answering the parking lot of the van with all
They're gonna be exceeding a van with all parking lots not found
Oh stand by the
BCB he found federal single please northbound snorkeling
10-4 northbound Marley Drive we're gonna clear this for PBS
in wing southbound Marlon just something off the hill oh my god he's off road he's
found back down to Marley Drive
Hedge.
Good driving, Sheriff.
Right, southbound to the road.
Going for it again.
West towards the line with bull.
He's sending it up to
Fenwell Place.
Primary 50 feet, 50 as well.
He just ejected out of his car.
Oh, fantastic.
Back in the car.
Alright, 202, primary here.
Fenwell Place, northbound.
And towards the either bull.
Right eastbound, by McFarke Drive, heading towards Elgin, crossing Elgin eastbound towards
the casino, southbound Ellis Freeway.
Here we go.
Look at the camera.
Hey, Berm.
Increasing speed, 110, southbound Ellis Freeway.
Here we go.
straight across Delterra freeway eastbound Delterra freeway
got you so many finds
this is a big one Jeff
next to Delterra freeway to San Andreas Avenue
minor 1050 at the end, box, box, box, box
don't plan into it
We're uh westbound to San Andreas
Westbound to San Andreas
I want blood!
Heading toward westbound to San Andreas
Let's go get the fuck out of the way!
Southbound Strawberry.
Primary Scuttlecoms, left, eastbound,
to speak to Boulevard.
Stopping the bridge beside MRPD.
Continuing eastbound.
Jesus!
Northbound Popular.
They were moving?
You can be in the way while not moving.
I mean, look at you in the way of your parents' retirement.
Heh.
Anyway, north-south populate, cross-cinder, dump there, freeway, gonna be a purging hall, I'll explain.
Well...
Well, whatever, fuck off!
It's Westbound Hall at Gav.
Fuck off, he knows he is!
I'm in the cage.
Piece of shit, you should feel bad.
And in Westbound Hall, we're gonna be going for a pit here, to set the rock for Plaza.
What's up on the end of the field?
What's that part there?
He's hopping out and going for a fucking comment.
Well, just fucking hit the car all the way.
What are we doing here?
Should I watch it do it?
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move.
Get in your car and leave, ladies.
Oh god he is.
It's gonna go up soon.
You're not batting.
Look, he's gonna try to get into another car.
Just knock the fucking car out of the way.
right east band van with a boat of art
right south band alta
driver is sitting in south band alta
over 100 miles per hour
passing our car just south alta
I think I hear a fire, yeah it's on fire.
Don't catch me, I'm gonna fall off.
West is full, they got it on fire.
Get out of the car man, get out of the car!
You're gonna die!
He's boxing something.
He's out, he's out, he's out.
Get in the car, let's get in the car!
I'm southbound, peaceful street.
Southbound peaceful street towards the banner, so westbound, he's down.
Standard bridge, he's killing fuckin' funds, he's killing funds!
I think he's under the busy in the bus. I don't know where
Yeah, hit the bus. He's in the driver's seat.
He is! What the fuck?
Sir, don't do that. We will shoot you.
Someone get ahead of this fucking thing and spike it.
24.
West, West, West, push you both apart.
Team BUS, how we doing?
Ocean's King.
How many of you guys are down there?
Six.
Okay, if there's no activity, listen to Tessa.
I don't know if y'all let's use discretion if you want to do a pass a mirror bird go for it
I'm just giving up man. Jesus. It's not worth it. You're going to the mines bow. Have you not been there yet? Oh
You're going today motherfucker. You're mine
You are fucking hot to break off here
Answering with some basic incline of the names
Resume the truck is going for the freeway still another vehicle
So entering freeway, there will be no freeway, not found, there will be no freeway
If he does, that will be the third slot
Copy
So I need you to get your gun ready, okay?
And if he gets out
and steals another car, shoot the fucking tires, okay?
Sanford
Alright, good
Good, the tires
What did I say? Repeat what I said
We're going ahead for spike
You need me to have my gun out and if he steals the car, get my gun out and
He's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
He's out.
Get up, France!
Pays are up!
Pays are up, France!
France!
What was that?
Nice to have you in the store.
Stop bound.
Oh, Jesus.
That was under your style.
Shit.
Maroon and green colors.
I don't like green.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you! I hate you France!
God I hate you!
Hey guys, you're diaries, we're continuing stop 5-R-E-A-L
My tangent cottages are in my belt
I'm sure
Straight into the...
Pipeline in
It's just hooking around the pipeline in
Towards the beach
It's a brood, he's trying to get back on to Greed Ocean Highway
From the beach
It's only over 5
Oh my god, yes it fucking is your fault. Yes it is.
Crashing through a sign here. Continuing northbound guardation.
Going down to the beach itself. Go ahead and keep going ahead. I'm going to keep by it.
He's now having southbound on the beach. Southbound on the beach.
You're after her.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, let's just let people do whatever they want.
Oh, we just didn't get them.
We don't caught you some patients, Wolfie.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my pussy hurts.
My pussy hurts.
Continuing south on the beach.
We're going to be attempting to escape the beach.
You got him?
He's laying north that on the beach.
Now back on Delperre freeway.
Okay, he's going, trying to get up to the base, he's going for a fucking off, but this guy is such a rat.
Shoot the fucking tires, please.
Bird just knocking out of my face.
We're doing anything, I don't understand.
Shoot the tires, please.
Ah ha ha ha, oh god, man.
Keep front fire drill, keep front fire drill.
Click, click, click.
The cool is sticking off, he's on base and he's getting climbed.
Naughty, it's done, man.
Northbound, British and Highway.
Westbound, South Paro, all going off-road, Northbound, on the old Paro, Mississippi, continuing Northbound.
He's falling down to British and Highway now.
I'm out
Stand back stand back France Francis stand back. Oh, oh get it France get up get up France
I know just get it France
France get him God France. I need someone mobile. No one's mobile
We're mobile, we're mobile, we're mobile.
Hey, there's a boy.
Good. Stay mobile, please.
Holy shit, we got him. Okay, good.
Alright, well done. They got no one overreacting.
Good. Well done, guys. Bus spot is currently checking out
with near Parkwood Clear. Up and out of Clear, we're heading to Burger Shot.
circle back to south side. We got Donnie Pestrami he's a big one. We got it he is I think he's a top
threeer. Yeah! Yeah sir!
I don't know how you're regressing so much
But I understand you perfectly. Well, I always write by myself. So I think it's also one of the reasons why I don't really talk to much people
I'm always by myself
We're taking this primer
Take him to the bus. Where's the bus at?
Track put a tracker on that man immediately
track that man I have some I can stop by the way you can put trackers in your
duty belt okay
also look closed unfortunately that's fine this is just a good one because I
into it there we got him you got him damn that's a good one that's a good one
to get and it only took four car slots
hell yeah you know what I'm noticing is our deputies are just staring at people
as they're doing this instead of knocking the cars out of the way yeah and
also not beating the shit out of them with their batons or fists after like
Fourth car I've been using the ram bar on their legs. That's good too
It's got a driver number five. Oh take that
Number five
Week Donnie
Yeah, I haven't been getting
I've been too scared to go into the money. I got a hundred fifty dollars. Do we want that? No?
Oh, actually, I know I have any.
I thought I had some.
Oh.
You can just take my 150 home.
Well, I mean, you have 140 after you removed them.
No, they's broke.
We got to go down there anyways.
Francine's Taser cartridge is as I found out
while we were screaming at her.
That's good.
I'm booking it.
We're due next.
I'll hop back in.
Let's VCSO real quick for equipment and then
outside forum another pass okay oh yeah we should also repair the vehicle it's
smoking yeah we gotta go do that
friends of you've been very good despite I agree with you that my
glissace got in worse but I understand you perfectly good so it's more of an
of people understanding you I think so okay all right so you understand yeah I
understand everything yep everything I mean earlier when you said first when
you got on I didn't understand but that's because I didn't know you were
talking about the dash cam but I understand now body cam because on
means it's on you know on and off so I understand just language barrier yeah I
can see that and yeah actually I wasn't running out
Taser cartridges. It was my ammo that was running off
For the gun I was gonna shoot the tires
Oh, we got this what did you think of my comms on the radio for the chase if I have any
Okay, I wanted this motherfucker so bad
You know what maybe the BCSO will be okay
I can't believe we finally got Donnie just dropping cuz I don't know this person. Oh, he's a bad one
I do because I never forget my equipment.
Okay, this is another video message for the criminals I'm sure as you all know by now
the buses out and we're rounding up people that owe
To the state so if you got there pay your shit if you got
If you got that you're next okay, don't believe me look at this Donnie pastrami in custody. He's a top fiver as
Well over a hundred thousand dollars and that he's gonna be spending a lot of time at the quarry ouch Donnie got anything you want to say
Fuck the quarry kill the justices kill the governor. Well, obviously don't listen to that
He's just lashing out. He'll be a guest of honor at the quarry, so
Folks do yourself a favor just turn yourself in if you haven't had that get it paid off at the quarry
We'll be happy to give you a pickaxe Randy Wrangler sure for the BCSO signing out. Oh
Yeah, we come at the BCSO
What you like come they would have big dogs we out alive all fucking shit
You are very quiet.
I like doing that shit.
What's coming?
I mean, what person doesn't like it?
I mean, I'm Muslim, so I don't do that.
Are you in a trammary?
No, I'm not in a trammary.
I'm not in a trammary.
I mean, if you were married.
Yeah, I've seen him my wife all the time back in the day.
That means you like it.
No, I didn't.
That's not how it works.
Tellin' the motherfuckin' guys, and tellin' the motherfuckin' sisters, and tellin' the motherfuckin' gang,
with my sexual friends.
I'm all alone in this country.
I gotta hear that.
The wall, the wall won't win.
Are you?
So, unless you want to, you know, bust up your knuckles with some shit,
come meet us here at Smoke on the Water, and get your talk down.
You don't seem like you care.
You taxed me on this refining.
well well donnie we finally got you
can you give me a favor real quick?
can I go buy a diamond pickaxe for this at least?
oh we got some for you
I want my own personal one
if I'm going to be there for you
sure you give me the money I'm sure
jesus you are never leaving the minds holy shit
I can't you can't you can't do that like you really you really can't do that
we can we can
How much guess I'll tell you over under
100k over 200k under 170k under
I think it's 100.
100?
Hmm... 140k.
Nope, still under.
116?
116?
160.
No, under. Under that.
Ah, okay.
125k.
Close. 126.
The key line was so tall.
Well, yeah, I'm very tall.
What about it?
No, sir?
If I gotta go pick up the governor real quick,
you'll find out who it is.
Wow, and that's an average conversation there between you two.
Ah, the killer, the sheriff said my...
So many words to say nothing.
The sheriff's got any words, the killer?
He says that every time to me as well.
There is no way to know.
Oh, maybe there's no issue then.
I called Donny.
Did you fit?
As long as we do good work, huh?
Right?
Yeah, we did do good work.
Yeah, we got Donny.
What up playboy?
Hey Carter, what's going on buddy?
I'm trying to have a sit down with you to talk with Sal about this case we're bringing against you.
No, he was earlier.
Is he around?
He is. Listen to this though, I was giving the killer a ride over to you.
I have got him in custody, I need to talk to Sal.
Alright, where can we meet you? I'll go get him.
uh come to bcso south no damn it that's not what it's called that is not what it's called
davis pd okay bcso south is not a thing davis pd
there you change the precautions yeah sal's coming down here i heard that you were having fun over
there at the uh planned beer well i think those are lies and i don't think that's i think that's
that's unsubstantiated and we're we're about to substantiate it
oh it's 2017, you are handling this
with one chair who tries to claim otherwise
I got a question Donny, how much money do you have in your bank account?
$5,000
what do you do? what the fuck do you do with your life?
who's that work?
I mean, where's the jobs? what am I supposed to do?
where's the jobs?
Yeah, like the jobs pay what you want me to oh am I gonna go do go postal for $100 like an hour. I'll be dead
I'll be dead as my entire life gone
These fines are just these fines are ridiculous, but this is your
Yeah, I mean true you fucked around and you terrorized
Doctor trying to murder self for fucking a month straight. Of course. He had all these fucking pines. I
Think most of them are from Cal murdering
Which was quite unfair.
Well, I tell you what, let's take a look.
Imprisonment of a governed employee. That's number one.
Thirty-nine counts of theft of a motor vehicle.
I mean, that can't be that much, is it?
Thirty-nine. You got, what, four from this chase alone?
What?
Yeah.
I only got in, like, three cars.
Uh, you got in the white buffalo, bus, emperor,
and then the one that we call you in yes it was yes it was yes it was you want to
see a picture picture of a giant fucking retard face me always so witty
in the idea
Yeah, battery on an leo, yeah, that happens a lot, you know
You've been killed with harassment twice
You bring this to a crowbar sheriff when he's attempted to throw a vehicle
You were brandishing a crowbar
You can't do a knife, but a crowbar is there a logins that it's brandishing
for a crowbar I was just gonna pick the ground up I was gonna you know you were
gonna pick the ground up you're an asshole let's read the charge
brandishing displays a weapon in public without a legal justified a reason
I mean, it's a criminal weapon.
Yeah, it can be.
Or is it a tool to repair?
You don't work, though.
You're a career criminal.
Your job is crime.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
But sometimes I do think that I'm beneficial for the city.
You're like, God damn Kajaker.
Like, when I've stabbed a justice,
when I've stabbed a cop,
when I've, you know,
those are pretty beneficial.
It's not beneficial. We need those people so insane people like you go to prison
You're a bad man Donnie and frankly, I believe in my heart that you're gonna go to hell
You know what you want to know who you can blame this all on
It's you you it's your fault. No, no, it's not my fault. No, no listen if Lars didn't falsely give me poetry
day one of this city what would you do I would not be like this I would not be
like this he created me he created who I am today it is all his fault
behind DCSO and then we walked over and showed you that you're fucking oh I'm
sorry could it could a rock not have been moved like I don't know like I'll be
right back
and
and
and
and
here we
game one
God I miss being high you quit or something Joji
Sober girl even we didn't three weeks oh New Year's resolution huh you got a real job
why what the fuck did you go and do that for that was dumb
I
See when started the report for this yet, or should I do it?
Oh there you are
All right down here
nice can he give us a percentage it's because he wants us to shake his ass
for him
Don't fall off and break your message, killer.
That won't happen, bitch boy.
I hope not.
You watch your turn with me, boy.
I really hope not.
Bitch?
Sheriff, do you want me to open a report?
I got it.
Okay.
Okay
All right, Donnie. Oh you got a brother. There's a Donnie Provolone
No, I've been asked that before. My only brother is the Donnie BCSO guy. Well, what's his name?
Bungino, I don't know
Okay, I'll give you theft of a motor vehicle times three because you know what you're right
I don't know if that it probably was but I don't know if it was
Hey Ripley
Ripley's at the round
You have any other arm he had a screwdriver his ID some money nothing illegal
resisting what else did you do oh yeah four cars yeah I got that overdue fines
no I think I think you've got to skip that one unpaid fine extension $5,000 per
Every fine over a week
So no, okay, so 10 months for every $5,000 over we sold me I do some math here, so
This is total. This isn't even overdue. Jesus. Okay. I
Mean this is a shit
I think it'd be like 250 months.
Yeah.
Ouch.
So let me do this.
What's that hole in the fade?
So I think it'd be easier to do this.
I'm going to, could someone let Salon?
OK.
Yes.
I'm going to add up what is an overdue,
because it's only a few things.
I said I have a gun here take it okay so everything over do is
uh... one hundred and fourteen thousand
i think the reverse
you know how to go out of a moving car going forty miles an hour for no reason
last week so I've seen you plenty of times even you pulled up on sale like
five times in the last three days I watched you do it I think you're gonna
have to defend your lawyer season stop line oh yeah so 22 so 22 counts of yeah
fuck this guy have you guys spoken to judge to me about him violating the
restraining order a bunch of time so so all right yeah so 200 and 70 months
I spoke with Taomi earlier. He said for every time he violates the restraining order, it's five times time.
What happened earlier with this guy?
Actually, he showed up and he was bragging about how the cops aren't charging him for violating the restraining order and he can just keep doing it.
I was here for all of this. It's exactly the way it is.
Yeah, so what is he supposed to be charged with every every time he violates the restraining order?
It's contempt fine and contempt time times five. Oh my god
It should be on his profile. They only said contempt. Yeah, I don't believe that
I see there's a contempt for time and a contempt for fine and he wants it five times each increasing every
Yeah, there were um, I think since the restraining order there's been six incidences
I can only carumberate three Jesus Donnie this is 320 months
I mean I wish why don't you guys just like shoot me while I was in my car
What a save us a lot of time but the good news is you can with that time you can pay off all of your fines
Please now
I'm getting the hell out of there.
Really?
You're getting out of there?
I'm getting out.
Oh, really?
I'm getting out of there.
Well, if only there was a way to...
Oh, hold on.
Yeah, that reminds me.
Look, I'm going to grab a tracker for you.
You can feed food in the water down here.
I'm sort of in a car, you know, you should do, you know, you should do, uh, Carter.
We keep trading spots with each other. It's like a war wait. So how long is this a permanent restraining order?
I need to speak to my
30 minutes if he violates it
They're not asking for you or
Not bothering like I don't know
I'm thinking I'm thinking lazy people are lying and glossing over my yellow
pages that okay well I think that sounds like a civil rights violation so I
hope you'd have some evidence of that people of it I don't I have
freedom everyone everyone please everyone listen up I need to make
Make sure this is working.
There he is.
There he is right there.
Beeper, beeper, beeper.
Oh yeah.
Yeah we got you Donnie.
We hate you bro.
I'm not the one doing is basically
The probable cause
Okay, if it starts feeling like it's turning into a trial
No
I don't believe you've lost credibility, buddy
I
Don't you tell you what
You got a
325 months listen to this
If you plead guilty to all of this and if you promise to work in the mines your entire time
I'll take off a hundred months
My entire time
That's crazy.
Yep.
Is it like, I got a weapon there for what, 220 bucks?
You know people wait outside the front of BCSO with signs asking us to open up the mines?
Do you know that?
Don't you trust me?
I'm lucky you are.
It's not it.
Ripley's right.
I mean this is a privilege.
You know, a lot of cities just tell you get fucked, buddy.
Figure out how to make the money, okay?
But here, we've opened up a quarry, okay?
Well, we're shipping the materials over to the Chinese.
giving you an opportunity to pay your debt back to society this is true reform
this could be a clean slate for you you could exit the mine no debt I don't
really want to help the Chinese though well you're helping us and guess what
when you contribute to any economy you're inadvertently helping the China
not even inadvertently you're directly helping the Chinese I mean that's true
that's true but you know what what if what if you get these lights out of
No, just for your safety sir. It's for your safety. What if you just cut off? I filed bankruptcy
No, we need money you you can't file bankruptcy and like government debt say that doesn't go anywhere buddy
How do I get to polio man I need to become a police. Get this guy. Have you tracked Donnie? There's no way out of this
I mean, listen to this, we got you, buddy.
That's crazy.
You're not fucking going anywhere, pal.
I'm guilty, I'm guilty.
Let's take off the Hunter phone.
Have you read the finds to Mindsac, Mr. Pastrami?
No.
I would compel you to read it when you have a chance. It's really it's a good read for someone like you
You know Ripley really is right. This is an opportunity you can
Leave the minds a new person debt-free and then you could just do whatever the fuck you want with your life
No, I can't I told you I can't do anything with my life because the justice ruined it
He ruined it that attitude is ruin it
The attitude is what's wrong with you now.
The justice gave me perjury. I can't even get rid of that.
I can't explain it.
You know, I wanted to be a police officer, and then I got perjury.
Bullets fucking dodged. Jesus Christ.
You kidding me?
If I get my record expunged, I could probably become a cop.
What?
Don't be one of us. Be better than us.
Silo's did not tell you that.
They told me he would completely forget who I am and that I had a perjury charge.
They're cracking down on that.
They're cracking down on that.
They're going to do that? They're going to give him a badge and a gun?
No, they're not going to be able to do that.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Then I get to come over to Plan B.
Oh, man.
It's a badge.
Oh, no, please, please don't do that, guys.
Well, Silo's doesn't work with us.
It's okay. It's all right.
Well, now you're blacklisted.
It's okay, sir.
By the way, so I was a big liar boy.
All right, I'm tired of this.
I'm tired of this act he's playing, all right?
He's a big liar boy.
You were typing gas out of my car,
and then you attacked the road.
I know the real sound. Nobody else knows the real sound.
I know. He starts him and I in a car
all the way from Plan B down to popular and innocent.
You don't know who you and I are in that format.
You were trying to run me off the road all the way down
until I got to the police station.
Yeah, that's also true, but not everything is true.
What what act tell me about the act?
He's a liar that's all like
When he says I beat him, I don't beat him. I'm very nice to sell
I come up to mom I just I just put my hand on his shoulder tell me you've never beaten that's battery
I've beaten him a couple of times.
I have a picture of it.
It's in the report.
Someone was taking pictures of you stabbing me in the parking lot, man.
It's an LSPD report that they do have a picture of him stabbing me.
I got you on video, man.
I'd like to post that on birdie if that's true.
No!
Donnie!
Oh, what up my brother you got him, huh? Good for you guys. Yeah
Very nice
Yeah, he's a
Every time he gets arrested on overbay over defines alone, it's like 200 months
There you go, and you know what and I tell you what test up can you give him that diamond pickaxe so he gets sort of a little faster?
at that it's twenty five hundred dollars sir yeah but he's about to make us a
hundred thousand dollars I'll buy him one I'll buy him one yeah buy one but
you're not keeping it okay that's proper you want doc diamond pickaxe is only for
people that plead guilty I heard they tracked how many rocks you've done I
I'm gonna take him home.
It's gonna be a heat treatment.
We'll bring him some snacks and stuff.
Oh, you know what?
Okay.
I'll turn it off.
If you get through $100,000 worth of debt,
I'll let you keep your diamond pickaxe.
How about that?
Wow, that is very generous.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Your own diamond pickaxe?
Oh my God, they're gonna be talking down.
We're making good deals here.
We're making good deals here.
You know, you might get me to turn on me
at least with these deals.
Let's see what we can do.
Maybe we shouldn't give him all the weapons.
It's a pickaxe, Sal.
What's the worst thing you do to your throat with it?
What's he gonna do bury a pickaxe through your throat till it comes out on the other end come on
Yeah
actually front reading with right now
well you're going out as there is a reason
you go
there you go
did you are charged on the other
yeah church
it's not coming with you
you can get it so
he's awaiting charges right now
All right, okay
How can we help you? Oh, I was just gonna talk to you
That's my girlfriend.
Well, not yet, not until Granny approves.
Let's do it.
Wait, I was just going to see if you guys were going to do anything to help hostage right now on the forum.
We have, uh, four units in the scene currently, three including LSB.
Oh, okay.
Is there- is there room?
Yeah.
What channel?
Oh, yeah, there's room.
We're on type one.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Let's go.
Hi, Sal.
First team, 76, quarry with 128.
All right, Sheriff, so I hear you did a little def-
Wait.
Well, he did that to me.
I didn't ever mention your name, sir.
Not once, because that'd be defamation.
It was very implying.
I said someone who's working in the government.
That could be anyone.
He said high ranking, high ranking.
I could be talking about the legislative branch for any of us.
I don't care.
It's about me.
I know it's about me.
It's about you.
It's about me.
He knows.
He knows.
That's got a victim statement, two witness statements, video evidence, and of course
What's going on? Are you okay?
They just, they weren't robbing you?
Oh no, of course not. It's my friend Miles.
Alright.
Sir, you can't sue me in retaliation. I never mentioned your name, sir.
Yeah, so we've really got you bound and gagged on this one.
And you told me four days ago that I should take everything to court so you can fire the officers to fuck up.
That's different you would be in a fucking come are you gonna fire yourself when I beat you it's a personal lawsuit
I don't do that guys. Why don't we relax? I just want to settle this out of court. I don't want to know
Maybe don't even maybe I should just let me go. No, no, no
Can we just get to a piece of it's fine so I'll keep you safe if he does I know but it I just feel like you're upset at the chair
So maybe you know
Get the hell out of the road!
You're what?
You guys are trying to take over the... who is?
The most boring doctor that chooses to stay only at Route 68 because he hates everybody's trying to kill him.
Is it Wheeler?
I fucking knew it. I asked Wheeler the other day how this whole thing was going and she said it fine and I fucking knew that it wasn't.
Also her I think her husband she's also trying to get me
Wrap up this and then I'm I'll get with you, okay
We'll be here. All right, I'll be back
Alright, so we got all that we got the big guy. We got the two witnesses
We got the victim who you allegedly enslaved we got sale we got video
I don't give a fuck I'm not giving sell anything
And we've got bank statements proving he's lost upwards of $30,000 of business from this that is actually true
I've had people coming and say we're not having your waffles
We're going to burger shop and people at burger shop saying well
We only come here because then he's doing that stuff for the lawful and the worst thing is let's have to fire an employee
Who's since the video has started off?
Okay, I'll tell you what, you're just gonna have to figure it out then.
Okay, because guess what?
If I thought that I watched him masturbating into, you know, waffle batter,
If I thought I saw that, then listen, hey, let's open up Discovery because we're gonna have to get a waffle
and he's gonna have to submit to a semen test.
I don't know how to make it to the world.
Well, that's gonna be bad then, then let's open up Discovery, we're gonna have to get a waffle
and he's gonna have to submit to a semen test so we can compare what we do.
My client will not be coming in any food. Then how can we know?
It's only
No, it's your no, no, it's yours. No, it's yours
It's only defamation if you can prove that it's not true not me buddy. That's how it works
My client will not be submitting to a common. Well, then you're gonna lose you're gonna lose
Honorable Lars or Uriel or Luna are gonna make him submit
I'm saying if you want to win your case, then you need to prove that what I said is it true
Sir, can we just take a moment and step back? Well, we're all professionals here working. I'm not professional
Come on. You're the sheriff sir. He can't he can't be saying things like that on the Internet
So then and then make another business owners or managers I suppose lose
You're telling me that a high-ranking political official can't say and saying things on the internet to make businesses
look bad since when so why can't I do that where does it say I can't fucking do
that
nation description
I'm fucking doing you
I do now I'll fucking sue you how about that we can assume me for sure fucking
sue you well listen we're coming for for emotional damages upwards of 60k
In any word, no, I suggest you settle for 30 right now what I suggest you sit on my dick and spin. How about that?
I might have done that sheriff, but you took that away from him. I'm not paying him anything. I got my own money problems
Some kind of history or something because you're just being mean to each other for no reason I have a reason
So how about this, how about, you know, you're saying you're paying me double, how about
triple until I make, um, around $20,000 back for feeding the people here.
I'm not paying you.
Well, I'll pay you for that, but I'm not paying you for this fucking lawsuit.
Lumpsome 20k right now.
Are you talking about lumpsome 20k?
Gentlemen, I'm not paying you.
Well, I don't, I don't mind getting, getting free, I mean, I don't mind giving them food
here if you know if it's on a premium and then and then what's my
right you know I gotta get paid what's your rate oh that's that's it you make
very white what is what is triple mean what are you gonna get paid triple well
well right now the sheriff said you pay me double for the food if you move that
to triple until I make $20,000 that's separate I can't even do that that's a
separate shit that's out of the fucking government the government's the budget
I will say how much is the how much is triple a meal then that's a hundred fifty
every meal hundred fifty pick me 20%
I can just keep it alone some.
Yeah.
Pick me Ford Rand, we'll call it Saturday.
Okay, but not until I get the money, you know.
Not until you get the money.
You can be like that now?
After I've offended you against this freak?
I can pay you like every day.
What? One of them? What?
Oh, that sound.
A day?
I can pay you every day that we're making money here.
Hey, I bleached.
based on the sales
are you gonna be doing some money?
no, I was up here early, kicking rocks
where the hell is the Corey supervisor, where's Gary?
he'll give you like a thousand today
and then I'll pay you
alright, bet
that's a supervisor here
you wanna drop the lawsuit
where's Gary?
I'm just representing you
if the sheriff can agree that we'll move it up the trip
nah, that's a big gift
I can call him for you, Sheriff
go Gary
that's a big gift
you think he's gonna do that?
sure if we can agree that you're gonna bump it up to triple for food I get here
I wouldn't write it what about the lawsuit right now sir I can't do that I
gotta advise you like client in writing this is paid for by out of the city out
of the department's budget so I can't settle a personal lawsuit with you and
use department money you can pay me from your own hello hi I think I might be a
of pollution because I'm uncircumcised. Okay, sir. Well, good luck with that. Yeah, I just
saw it on birdie and I'm just afraid a little walker. Okay, it's on speakerphone. Okay,
it's no, we're not actually suing him. Okay. Oh, we are. In the video, he says myself and
my deputies will not be eating here well in uniform because I can't tell them what to not do
we've had we've had deputies come on representing a state organization when you made these defaming
claims to my client in his business actually yeah deputies have been coming up and saying oh the
sheriff says you're doing these horrible things to the lawful and then I break down you need to prove
that you aren't. I'm not. It
doesn't need to prove that he
isn't. We only need to prove
that you made. Uh yes. And I
believe I saw him masturbating
in the waffles and he did
throw his hand up. He threw
his hand up. What is that?
Through his hand up. I said,
what kind of serve do you use
here? He said, hail Aunt
Jemima and he did the Yilan
thing. What does that have to
do with coming in the food? I
saw both. That's what I'm
saying both things happen you saw me with my pants down doing things you better
bring evidence then because that statement is not substantiated you have
something
you know why donnie are you trying to talk donnie donnie never seen sal master
into the walls he's coming right out of the weapon maybe right you told me you
never lie I'm gonna let's keep his dignity for now that's maybe all right
Now that we're suing you and the department for defamation, let's settle this.
Listen, sir, it's very easy. Triple. Alright, from double to triple.
I am not a settler.
Take it to court. Take it to court. I'll do it.
It gives me no pleasure to drag you through court.
Well, it brings him pleasure dragging his dick through the waffle batter.
He's never done that.
I've seen it.
I've done that.
Don't go ahead and see.
That's an unsubstantiated claim.
I've seen it.
I will never see.
Let any other person see me without my clothes on. The Lord wouldn't like that.
We can substantiate his historic track record of attending church and his refusal to take his clothes off.
Tell me you don't think the priests are up there dipping their balls in the fucking communion one?
Come on. That proves nothing.
I'm going to ask for a semen sample and a waffle sample, and I want the two compared
in a lab.
All right, Sal, you might have to do that.
I don't know how to make it come out, man.
I can't do that.
Look, Adam, I don't think a judge is going to compel you to do that, but if they do,
you're going to need to do that, because most of that is going to be the worst thing.
Man, I don't know how it works down there.
Well, then the court is going to have to appoint someone to teach you.
I told you already, J-O-I, J-O-I!
I tried, man, it just made me feel gross.
Ha ha ha ha!
You think J-O-I like some sort of insurgency or something?
You know?
Hey, Sal, don't worry about it too much, because I'm pretty sure we have a needle that can just extract it.
Is that a stand for jerk, or something?
Really?
Yeah, lots of it.
Okay, I'll have to get an extraction from the hospital then.
Alright, I can do that.
Alright.
You cheating on me?
No, I'm shoving a needle up a stick to extract this teabag.
What's the difference?
It's medical work Carter, it's a different one.
Let's see if you get any medical work.
Carter, the difference is, you know, with you two, you're the one jamming the needle in her.
That's only if he passes the trial.
Alright, you got me on that one, but that's not going to last for long, so I'm going to get you.
Carter, I could just smash your head in right now, and they came out.
Oh, yes we can, yes we can.
Thank God, I don't do any shots.
That's for sure, man.
God, you're tired.
You better hug God.
You better hug.
Is anyone hungry?
I got some food and water.
You have to feed them if you want.
I've been feeding the officers, too, if they want to.
I'm hungry.
I would like some fruit, please.
All right.
Anyways, if you can get that fucking freak to jerk off and submit it to a lab, then maybe
you know, I don't know your chance.
I don't think he will!
I don't think he will!
So I'm not even worried about that.
Why? That's the foundation of my case.
Is his semen in the batter?
It's not!
I mean I could order some Betty White Roll-up Dolls for you if you really need them.
What? What does that even mean? Betty who?
He's too young for all that.
Yeah, you're right.
I can prove it then.
I'll have a chocorone.
Yeah, I mean her voice is great, but have you seen her?
I mean I saw her nipple dress. Yeah
It's probably in our best interest to just settle this out of court. It's really in your best interest
I'm telling you no, no means no. I'm not a wolf. Well, you can't just ignore me saying no
We're going to do it to him. Well, fine, then. You know what?
I always thought that the sheriff was this kind of man, so go ahead. We're moving forward with the lawsuit then. See?
I
Make that beat
We were talking in the office and you said, you know, what's how I'm not this and I believe that I believe I believe in you for a moment
But then you're here
It's like talking to a brick wall. You're not willing to reason even a little bit. So what am I supposed to think though?
It was a Twinkies
You know, Sal already said sorry to me for saying all that shit, so you're fucked.
What do you mean?
Evidence?
All the slave shit, he said it.
Evidence?
Well, I just didn't have proof, so I was like, you know I might be wrong about this if you are an honest man.
There you go.
He just said it.
I'll get France on the stand to testify, and she doesn't even know her English has gotten much better.
She's gonna testify the hell out of my shit.
those because we have the guy who was actually enslaved by you testifying
that he was what what happened crumby we'll go on the stand and say the main
columnist I didn't do that I didn't do that he walked up to me that master
question mark and I said no period what we'll see what his testimony on the
stand says get another person perjury and even even if my client apologized
to you for that we're not suing over those claims we're suing over the
premeditated video making that occurred and the decimation nothing
pertaining to the case anyways we're talking about you telling other people
that I make a video on trendy it's how you're a fucking giant piece of
injection scope okay you brought this bond yourself you're standing up on
myself I just I've been trying to work with you I've been patient with you I've
you know apologize when I don't think I have to and you're just here you're not
even working I'm gonna take a mile through through through glass and you
won't you won't even move a finger
friends here these people behind don't want to leave my sheriff alone he said
no for sediment multiple times this is video evidence that they don't want to
leave him alone that's right that's right my sheriff alone he said no to your
said him in multiple times. No, that's not true.
That's just called a conversation.
Place, I will show you. This is just what a conversation is.
Yeah. Yeah, Sal also, dressed like if Tim Burton was addicted to heroin.
What? Is it the first suit I've ever bought?
The people have been saying this is a great suit.
And it's not a very good suit, but we'll work on that for trial.
We'll work on that for the case.
Why's he got a long tail? What are you, a fucking conductor?
It's a it's a tuxedo with
It's nice that you think you hope that that video does nothing
Well, I think we're gonna have to find our own way back.
We're gonna walk out of here.
Wow, okay.
Ask, ask.
I think it's a good power move.
It's what I was looking for.
I'm learning a lot about the sheriff.
I'm just learning a lot about him.
Hey, what's up?
Before you go, um, I, so I really don't know.
Are you, are you dating, uh, Carter?
No.
Well, I tell you what, maybe you and I could instead have a relationship.
You'd have to go through the trials of my granny for that first.
What the hell?
Who's your granny?
Sophia Harper she's an alcoholic. Okay Sophia what? Harper, H-A-R-P-E-R.
Do you have her phone number? I don't actually. You don't have your grandma's phone number.
But I'm in the grocery trial. Well yeah it's what she told Carter. She has a thing with cops and strippers. She confuses with you a lot.
Mean
So she might think that you're a shipper and she might try to take you home
All right, well whatever do you want to run?
No, no, I'm staying here. All right guys. Are you guys staying here? Yeah? Well, someone's gotta supervise this guy
I mean we's got a tracker on them, but I guess you're right
But anyway, I brought it up with Chuck to do some hazer training with the PDs.
He's not even walking out of this hot desert in the suit.
Fuck you, so.
The PDs like, what is he doing?
Haze each other and then we pull out the hazer bombs if needed.
So what do you want, a taser training?
Yeah, you know, just to see if the cops, you know, your guys' cops can handle it.
Make them feel the pain that they ensue on others.
Oh, well, yeah, we can handle it.
Hi.
Yeah, I was trying to hook that up with the LSPD and you guys.
So you want us to taser each other?
Yeah.
Why that?
Well, that happened all the time on accident.
Yeah.
Yeah, that always happens on accident.
But look, yeah, I'll tell you what.
When we're getting some new cadets in, yeah, we can do that.
Right now we're not hiring.
I mean, yeah, that's fair.
I mean, I know wheelers still get it.
Wheeler.
Yeah, Mark.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you work for the hospital?
Yeah, I'm the ash chief.
Of which one?
The EMS.
Okay.
Yeah.
Why did the why did the fire department and EMS hate each other right now?
I don't think they do.
I don't know what's going on.
There was an internal war and then it stopped.
something with walk it off yeah the killer is asking you on the radio if the
operation is still ongoing now let's shut it down for now let's do standard
control everyone, center of control.
Sure, nice to meet you.
You're up on the bus.
Do you want to ride together?
Yeah...
Okay.
Do you want to head back to jail?
Are you still looking at the pumps?
Yeah, I'm looking at it.
Have you thought about not being a cadet?
Yeah, I do it just don't be it. Oh god watch out the fire department
I
What's going on
Long story short
Here
Listen, no, I'm not there's some rumors about me. I should have been seen
God damn it. What the hell's going on? Oh, right. So this is just normal fire fighter meeting
That's all we're just talking about like how we're strapping cash for having another fundraiser bones. I've seen drove by here
He's getting us some money. So there's that
Yeah, but who's doing it?
Someone's charging with corruption, is that it?
Oh, yeah, Gwenebue Wheeler really wants my job and her boyfriend's been trying to hit me in corruption for the past month.
What do they think you did?
What's your husband?
Did?
What do they think you did?
Uh, some sort of during steal Michael Knight did.
Oh well. It's not enough. It's not enough.
Is it still on you for that?
I think he's still hounding me for that stuff. I don't know I'll fight the good fight room
I didn't realize that you guys were so separated the fire department the ems
Well, no, though
Doctors you don't like the doctors are just on something
Jenny how would you tell rankler what they did 3 a.m. Yesterday? Oh, yeah, I was really awesome. I
You know the money comes into our budget at exactly 3 a.m. So you know I I get out of the hospital
I drive to city hall it basically as fast as I can and there's like three people already there already collected that paychecks
They were waiting they were just camping it
You gotta know what that check hits I guess
Yeah.
Yeah, that was gonna happen.
Yeah, they must love each other.
Safer in the fire department.
Doctors are a little on something there.
And the doctors are the ones that try...
I think only two doctors are trying to get my job.
And if...
And Emma's told me, if I'm no longer certain in general,
she's leaving...
Safer, Walktop is leaving.
All the fire department is leaving, so...
That's true.
Yeah.
It's gonna be chaos it's gonna be chaos
Well shit, I mean yeah, that's a pickle, but I mean I don't know how many of these doctors are there even
Like four active ones there you go, there's way more of you guys
Right
Yeah
Yeah
No, it's not the reading.
The movie film is over, I think.
Okay, alright.
Oh, let's see. Well, okay.
Get out of the way. I can't even see half of you, so...
It's truck's not...
Alright, good luck, Fire Department.
We love you!
We love you!
Okay, let's...
We should have bones.
It makes that lightable.
We'll actually find you, Department.
me should have bones fix the light to make a green one okay we get a count of
in character bug reports yeah that's what I work with yeah all right man well
it's nice meeting you you met the other you know the other day in the cells yeah
I know that's what I'm at okay it was nice meeting you then oh yeah goodbye bye
fans all right goodbye I'm angry the killer is waiting for you at the Davis
speedy okay jeez that whole situation's a mess huh yeah how are you gonna fix that
France um you know what friends we should do it I this might be a bad idea
but maybe it's a good idea how would you feel about becoming an FTO
I've FTO'd before
Well, you know what they say those who can't do teach oh
Wait, I can do
Do but on my shift, I don't mind but
but
In the past I would say that I
I was kind of like the only one at some point doing it at some point
But it was nice with Bench Guy. Bench Guy would always
Tell me let's take a cadet. Let's take a cadet. Let's take a cadet. I can I can step out if oh, sorry
I'm sorry Bench Guy would always say let's take this guy. So he would actually encourage me
I don't want you guys to think that you guys make me angry, okay, because it's not like that. It's just sometimes I just need to uh, I just need to get out of my system, you know
So you're angry
That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that
The opposite
Yeah, exactly. I just want to be angry
I don't want to be angry
I don't want to be angry
I don't want to be angry
just don't take it personally okay I just don't know I don't have you ever practiced the combat
sport you see it's shit like that that just I don't know what it is but it just sets me over the
fucking edge you can use it as a way to channel your anger I don't that doesn't seem like a healthy
habit to get into especially as a police officer I mean fighting boxing ring I know
know what you mean but still that doesn't seem like it's a the most productive way to
get out your anger understood right you know what I mean I right I didn't mix much a lot
personally it's very cool you know what I think about a lot you know Mike Tyson like
sexually I mean he like raped a chick and people were really excited when he was getting
out of prison they'd like to an entire you'd like that a whole welcome back
fight that was like that was bizarre right yeah that was the old day sir I
never heard about that really no holy oh my god dirty Harry yeah holy shit what
What's going on?
There's no way we got Dirty Harry.
He says he's going to eat the time.
Well yeah, I mean, the boss is not out.
He says he's not working that fucking mine.
And against the hobo creed.
I think he had.
Well, I think we could just make a master in boy right?
Oh, I don't know how it works.
I'm fucking foolish.
No, exactly.
Well, let's turn together, guys.
Yeah, that's fine.
I love learning, kind of.
I've been reading it, but I don't know about...
Look, I won't even run. I'll sit right down in front of the cruiser.
I already did a lot of running. I'm fucking old and tired.
You gotta get your officers doing cardio.
We're reading the...
I know, I really need some lockout here.
Hold on.
Hi, France.
Hey, how are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm good. Thank you so much. How are you?
I've been doing pretty good. How are you?
I'm good. Thank you.
The part I read, I'm not sure on is the choosing.
Yeah, it says right here. Tyson was arrested in July 1991.
I mean, I told, uh...
It says it right here. Tyson was arrested in July 1991
for the rape of an 18-year-old Desiree Washington.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, well, god damn, what the fuck is that gonna do with Denny Herring?
I just think that it's kind of fucked up that when he got out of prison,
Everyone was was all stoked about it. I don't know. It just seems wrong
Yeah, I don't think many people were stoked about it. I think a lot of people were like no
He belongs at prison. No, they were not. No, they weren't no they weren't I was there
There was a whole with a ton of celebrities that are probably all on the fucking Epstein list
Actually, that again. They definitely went to the ditty parties. Yeah, Pete. Did he was there?
He was at the fucking fight. Yeah, there was probably a ditty party at the fight afterwards. What the heck?
it was like that was that late 90s early 2000 there was definitely
mid mid mid 90s yeah you only got like four or five yeah you only got like four years I think
yeah wasn't that in the state of Maryland yeah not good is it a progressive state really
I
Thought I was
Anyways, what do we got here? So, uh, oh, yeah, right. Okay. Sorry. We're talking about some of us
Okay. Yeah, we can keep talking about that, you know, I'd love to keep going on and on about other motherfuckers
That'd be great. I mean you act go on about that. You know to this day. He still maintains his innocence. He said I didn't do that
Yeah, I didn't need threatened to beat the shit out of a fucking
uh reporter that asked him questions about it he's a psychopath but you know he did one photo
shoot with pigeons and all of a sudden everyone's like oh you know maybe he's just misunderstood
now piaf
total of $197,849 in funds yeah i had 240 after tax though you gotta round that up come on now
the leader of both of them hey there love hey Jesus Christ what the hell what they put on the
I need to take out a car. I might smack you
Why she's got ballistics you guys are double-part and I have to pull out a car
What do you all do to love is that like a requirement for deputy? Oh my god
Was there like new body armor? What the hell am I looking for?
Where's this?
You know code
Notices other nurses. Oh, right
Okay finds mine. Let's see. Oh, yeah, this is mandatory. Yeah, he has to go there. Yeah, I told Tessa I'd throw stuff in the rocks, but then stand around and yell at motherfuckers. Thanks for going to pickaxe. Uh, uh, you have to. Uh, uh, but against the hobo cream.
Oh
You have
It's a tracker put on I'm not not entirely sure how this all
Tests is at the mine
Yep
I could take them up there if you want
Yeah, yeah, sure one only one of you actually do it. I'll be sure I'll take them
Rob I can run them up there if you want I
He's got a warrant and then all the charges. Yeah, okay, so yeah, you should do it then. Yeah
Anyway, so I like I said I just want you two to know that you know if I ever lash out and I'm angry around you guys
It's it's really not your fault. Okay. It's the problem is that I have issues. I have a fever
Well, don't worry sir every time you are angry it's because I did something wrong with my policy. I don't take it personally
I have a demon in me
I appreciate you for opening up. Hopefully we can get the demon out.
We're just in a boost, okay.
there we have you want to do the cops on the car yeah I know but yeah
they are currently in the hobo overpass around Elgin flash
going westbound on Olympic freeway or maybe they might be under they might be
No, they are on one big, down on one big.
Are we sure this isn't them? What kind of vehicles?
Continuing westbound on the freeway.
Westbound on the freeway.
I'm going to see which way they go first.
Left southbound approach the freeway.
I'm going to be able to catch them.
I'm game.
What kind of vehicle is it?
First aid, sir.
I don't have anything.
I think they can take.
Did someone just tell me what's up with the vehicle?
No, there's a blacking collar.
Depth test, depth test.
Depth test is basic, sir.
Continuing, left side, northbound engine,
and opening through the heat and sea,
you have to not...
Continuing, eastbound,
for the view, pass the nuts to out and take a stop.
What's the cover?
They are not reached.
Being detained, left, northbound to Revenue.
I don't know why I'm saying these bullshit.
Oh
She's got a moment of self-awareness
We'll probably have to
We are triple vaginas, so what would you obtain?
Westbound integrity ways...
Westbound integrity ways tunnel, passing through Godfrey.
Sir, start the vehicle.
I'm just going to attach this to a straight.
Westbound integrity ways tunnel, passing through Godfrey.
Left emerging southbound, other streets.
Southbound other streets, passing Arcadia.
Right, westbound, San Jose Avenue.
Westbound San Jose Avenue.
You know, someone suggested...
Right, northbound, the second school ward.
we like have a way to convert the booster cars into legal ones.
But I remember that was in 3.0, and I think everyone...
I'm pretty sure everyone counted that.
I think it's a little more fun when they stand legal, right?
Westbound with Boothard Alpera, passing the church.
Yeah, I've been through it just for a mess.
Tag 3 for that pursuit, Tag 3.
Denfro, challenge 3 for the Boothed person.
Alright.
317 plus 2 on frequency, Westbound, go to Alpera.
Passing Monningley, right, and not bound, and not rock for the drive.
Not bound, and not rock for the drive, passing the gas station.
Hey, just let me know when the track was off, I think we'll get aggressive.
Then so I
Will check
Thank you. Thank you. Not for the driver. I think of driving left. I think of drivers. They might be going off-road from their own point
Not done. Oh, yeah, they are
I will shoot
There is
I asked for a tertiary on this, I asked earlier, it's only like this.
I mean, cross-ride parking lot.
I'll ask, I'll ask.
Off-road.
217, requesting 177, tertiary.
This is big rally, yeah.
Thank you, I'm currently on the top center, definitely after I went downbound.
Tertiary.
Where did this fuck come from?
but they were last igniting south on grey ocean highway
yeah they're gonna be going grey ocean
from where?
from the westbound towards grey ocean highway
they offer a steel trucker location
but for the trucker right now
uh, six seats
dub-star, black-hand carter
god damn
trucker a little bit in yet
I could have gotten the ball off.
Oh, turn this off?
Start bound to the Great Ocean Highway.
Start bound to the Great Ocean Highway.
You speak on it.
They're going straight to Del Perro.
Start bound.
We PBS?
No, not Del Drogon.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay.
Step forward.
Step forward.
All right, we got this one.
All right, we got this one.
Continuing eastbound Del Perro freeway.
It's full sending.
Very fast.
Okay, that thing is...
Yeah!
Yeah!
I think we might need to go back down to 200.
I feel like the server performance
has been noticeably worse today.
But also it needs to get worse for it to get better.
So that the devs can actually see how to improve it.
Yeah, that's the first crash I've had in a really long time.
Nyeeere!
Fucking boost.
I don't like them anyways.
fucking boost I don't like him anyways
I don't like boosted anyways fuck him
Welcome.
Well seen you.
Where is he? Is he found my account?
I just wanted to know what you're waiting for.
Where are you guys?
I'm around to you sir.
You left me.
Negative.
What's that?
Consider it.
All right.
They lost the, uh, the Colt.
Nothing, we saw Marathon out to be so decent.
Oh, Lester.
That then, Nathbound.
Yeah.
The Grisoth.
Yeah, they had them and then lost them.
I think it was first.
Mm-hmm.
I thought I came up south, lost the goodness and didn't have anything.
Uh.
Honestly, yeah, didn't think you'd lost.
Please don't kill me please don't kill me
There's someone underneath this
I did not murder any person I promised
I don't know who I put underneath the car
What the fuck happened?
I ran them over because they're being too whimsical
You ran them over
You're being whimsical
That's the young kill on the right
I want you to
I want you to hear first
You're being the guy's killer
It's okay to kill Aguanas
Aguanas are invasive
Okay
Shut up bed
Sorry about that person. Oh, you're the one with the father that gave you secrets for Christmas. Okay. Jesus Christ. How do you know that?
You told me at the hospital. Okay. What happened? Why was this person under a car?
I don't know don't worry about it don't worry about it. Hey. Hey standard business
You can go along a this is this is a this is high jurisdiction and you've got part of this is high jurisdiction
Okay, fine. Fuck it. See you later
She just had a headache but these people they handcuffed me and tried to kidnap
Which one? Which one? Both of them?
Yes, both of them.
Those were crazy officers. They were stabbing people and screaming and
crying.
I will retell.
Thank you so much. You have no clue.
Eddie, where's my son? Where's my son?
Hey, where's my son?
Hey, son. Yeah.
I gotta put you in handcuffs.
Yeah, this guy's trying to kill me earlier.
Okay, all right. Yeah, it's not my fault. You have a slutty waist. Okay. Hey, what the fuck? All right, put your hands up
And I'll do it again put your goddamn hands up or I'm gonna taser you if they look at me. I'm gonna freakin kill them
Don't resist
Don't resist god damn it fuck it
You can't stop me from beating that twink up
Stab you I will stab you
Down come here
We both had a little headache.
Oh, gosh, okay.
You give me medical?
I don't know you. Come here. Put your hands up.
Put the rock down. The person that was with this.
And that's why did I do my son?
The rock is my son. He's a good boy.
Please don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.
Stop it. Do not hurt me.
I see you. Stop.
Put the rock down. I'm gonna taser.
You put the rock down.
You're freaking me the hell out.
There's the blood on that rock.
Don't taste him, that's my son, he has my son in his hands!
You've gotta kill them.
Ow!
You gotta fight your throat out, sweet.
He's resisting, he's resisting!
Stop resisting!
Alright, alright.
Oh, nice.
I'm never resisting.
There's never...
Alright, come here.
Let's stop the gun here.
Sir, there's a pod guy.
Oh, please, you're hurting my son.
Sir, you're hurting my son.
What are you doing?
Stop running away from him.
Yes, sir.
She's handcuffed.
Well, sir...
I'm gonna take my son to jail.
She's handcuffed.
Come on, let's go.
Okay, so I was doing with the fat guy who was in
and he thought that those two like think it won't do you two need medical I need my son
medical no not for that person's tweaking a very well they'll be fine okay
Why is everybody so mean?
Alright, you're someone to jail.
For resisting and...
I'm gonna get out of the jail.
Why am I going to jail?
I'm gonna put in jail.
I didn't even freaking do anything.
Wait, both of us?
What do you do?
You have to return me a sign and anything is sold to me.
I'll be against you in the court.
If you can't afford one, why don't we provide you with a safe available distance?
Yeah, I will not be.
I like the thought.
I like the thought I was wrong with you. You're a freaking freaks
Stop there's a question you it's this one simple trick
What?
I killed him. I will call lawyer now if you need one
Why do you need a lawyer?
Hello, I believe a fair. Let's get you just get more
I'm like this close to Biden Vinnie's throwout.
Can you call Richard Bastille?
Yeah, I'll call Richard Bastille.
I'll report it then, by the way. I just opened one.
How did I get in this situation?
Were you the one asking for a lawyer?
No, that was a dumb clown.
Alright, come on, you freaking freaks.
How the fuck did I get here?
They're gonna send me back to Polina, Yari.
Oh my god, are you a politician?
How about you check your own records?
I fucking knew it.
Why not Palatians?
This one isn't it?
Yeah definitely.
They have the energy of what?
What the hell?
That is fun.
You're such a person.
Wait, my person?
Where?
I have a little person with you.
Let's take the flashlight that they had in their hand.
There you go.
Can you guys give me a candy cane?
So I'm
We can mark andy canes
It's your what's your name? I'm gonna bite you
Don't bite me. What's your fucking pillow?
Don't do it, please. They're even dressed like
Okay, rain events team money you're a Carson
What are you some type of Fed and
That scared me for a second
Jesus I got I clutched there that was close
You lawyer and I'm calling Catherine
You got the report up
Yeah, he said
No, you'll give me my son back right now the rock the rock was my son his name is rocky Rockinsen
That's going to never rocks
Her life
That's going in evidence. Oh my god
Send me up already. Okay. I see you. I'm gonna bite your leg
If you bite me, I will put a gun to your temple and pull the trigger
You will I don't want that to happen
You won't I'd promise you
okay you've just killed that person
I'm excited to see Yuri die Yuri Gore Yuri Gore picture number two let's go
somebody being executed in the road is not poggers
What it's a fucking elf like Yuri yet, what's that you're a fucking clown I want to hear it
bitch clown what the hell what would you like me to charge Yuri with hold on God damn it
okay charge your mom all right Benny it's a one counter resisting it's five months and
$125 please guilty I'll cut down to three can I do yeah sure okay guilty okay easy peasy
easy and remember execution is not paugers execution is bad ass summery
thankfully somebody shut the fuck am I right yeah which one are you the elf yeah what's
your name Yuri the elf Yuri yeah Yuri the elf
Yuri Carson yeah it's me hello okay we got one
got what oh you got some unpaid fines oh why yeah about $9 to $200 worth oh that's
really good right? That just means you get to spend some time with Tessa in the mine.
What's their name? They asking for one of them damn lawyers or something. Wait, where's my
going? A person asking for a lawyer? No, no, they said just send me. Okay. Yeah. Does this one?
So unfortunately since you have over $2,000 of debt we can now forcefully make you go to the mine
I'm not a child. Oh, it doesn't matter because today you are a minor
No, I don't I don't want to you don't want to
Yeah, well guess what too fucking bad oh man
All right, I'm gonna go
What so wait for me, I'll bite you say wait for me
Don't go buddy, I'll bite you ready to taste the killer
I'm playing in the first place like one
boost oh I said I'm sorry for oh I didn't do that oh jeez
I don't do that.
I'm out of here.
Alright.
It's locked.
It's locked.
It's locked.
Everything is locked.
This one's locked.
Who are you taking me for?
I'm the god damn Bey, buddy.
What?
I'm the Bey.
I'm the Palito Bey.
Alright, let's go.
I don't want to...
Hold on.
Hey!
Hey!
You have to get my rock back.
Come on.
That's my...
That's my son.
Hey!
I'm taking you to places with a lot of rocks.
Yeah, there's lots of rocks between the...
Same thing if you know it, that was my child.
Come on, you fucking weird-ass freak.
God, you are a fucking freak.
I'm a freak.
You're a fucking freak.
Okay, I'm a freak, but I'm not weird.
And you're not even one of the cool kind of freaks like, uh...
You're sick.
You're sick in the mind.
What the hell, like Johnny Depp?
There's just a normal weird ass freak is that the guy from the pirate movie if you were talking to yourself on a
Park bench on cross the street
No, I don't talk to myself. I talk to my friends
Triple one plus two seventy six to the quarry one
You're invited distance lady
I got the fucking god damn muzzle on me.
Hey, Cardi, your client said just send me, so they're in prison now.
Oh, yeah, now they told me.
I got that docket posting up, so enter in his defense, buddy.
Good, get ready to jerk off sell, pal.
I don't know.
The jerk off your wallet.
That even beats me.
I don't even get anything out of that.
Where am I going?
He's like a field trip.
Yeah, it's a gravel trip.
Not really a field, I would say.
More like a gravel pit trip.
How long do I gotta be there?
Your whole sentence 20 months. Oh, actually wait plus some cuz you're overdue
So it's an extra 10 30 months. Who are you to say I'm overdue? Well, I did the computer did
Hey, well, who's the computer that I want another name?
I talk to computers all the time a computer isn't a person. Okay, it said who says that me
Hey, who are you say that I'm already the killer all generations with the killer the day
I'll kill me no that's just a family name buddy
Sorry, I don't know how to do that
Let's just take it to scenery.
Fine.
I can only take so many Tylenols a day.
You wanted this, Sheriff.
Ouch.
Get better at driving.
Can you give me a favor?
Can you give Yuri the freak tag?
Okay, how?
What the hell does that mean?
I'm not a freak. I'm totally normal. Why does it feel like you're judging me? I am.
You're a big guy. I'm a normal elf girl from the North Pole.
Okay. You fell into your hole.
Where's your candy cane? Where's your candy cane? Striped tracker and I retired 200 years ago
Really? Yeah
San just looks away. Thanks. Well, yeah, the big guy, you know, he's understanding
Go back to Hawaii he's Bishop had to hurt whoa
Oh
This is so freaking cool
Yeah, I mean I'm telling you what if he was to be a
An elf or whatever the fuck then you're just what oh, let's introduce you to the Santa Claus of the mines
Tessa Walker
This reminds me of that time that I was at a quarry
Hey, Jess, uh-huh got a good one here for you Donnie. How's Donnie?
Really he's good. He's got like 25k paid off. Well, this one. Nice.
I get a complex in emotion. You all be a freak then a good one.
I might have killed dirty Harry though, so I don't know.
Wait, where? Oh, I will buy everybody here.
Oh, God. Yep. 30 months.
Okay, 30 months. We're gonna go throw some rocks then and then, uh,
do they have a tracker on? No, I don't really think we need to do this.
Okay, I'm here. Just 30.
Oh
Hey
Do any of you guys mind give me a ride down to BCS so so I can grab another truck
Hey actually Gary, yeah, what's up? Can you give this person the rundown?
Are you gonna grab a truck for me?
Yeah, sounds good have fun with that fucking freak. What's your name?
I think there's some kind of elf person that loves family guy bits.
I'm a fucking freak?
God, I had a TV show so badly.
How to believe Seth MacFarlane made me help you.
Man, I hope that person dies.
Who?
Yuri Kassan.
The elf?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
I might shoot that person.
It'll be illegal, sorry.
Don't do that.
Okay. No way you're edible.
Guys, Yuri Carson versus Captain India.
Unless that person is, you know, trying to harm you.
Who is it?
Niklas, you think I should be FTO?
Um...
Well, at least you have aggressive and courageous and you take on big aggressive.
Yeah.
That's what you need to be, you know, you need to show to the community.
You're so nice.
Since I'm not aggressive, I'm not aggressive.
You're being aggressive right now towards the killer, calm down.
No, no, I mean, in terms of, you know, response to a scene, you know, you know how to control
and keep it going.
What the fuck?
I'm not aggressive.
I'm not aggressive being aggressive is not a negative threat, but I'm not
Can you give me an example
Whenever you respond to a goddamn shootout with three with three thousand people at burger shots
And you successfully get out with five guilty play and I never did that I never did that
Yeah, you did sure I didn't do that
She knows her thing, her stuff.
You know who ranks French people the most?
The British?
Well, yes, but other French people as well.
Hello?
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
You some kind of mechanic?
Yeah, if you need something done, I can do it.
Okay.
Just gotta go over your vehicle, and then you know you just gotta go in there and you finalize it
All right, fine
Problem you haven't uh, that's the answer. So fucked up
All right, let me take a look.
Look down here, down here, there you got a spark plug wire, loose, yeah, a little coil
pack is a little bit loose over here.
Yep, there you go, yeah.
That's it, okay, great, yeah, fantastic, well that's it, I'm getting carried.
Okay, appreciate that, thank you so much sir.
No problem, you have a good day.
Wow.
Oh, nice of him.
No price though.
Oh no, I just paid an ear and he's a shit to my life.
I like it.
So Dekeler, who do you think should be the next sheriff?
Uh, my pick are going to be the following.
Uh, Tessa Walker. Then, Arthur Sharco.
And beyond that, I don't know. I would like Ripley to try, but Ripley was chief of police
and he's been burnt out heavily by that, so I don't expect him to try or do anything.
Um, Fontaine, maybe, I mean, uh, Fontaine could do it, share a Fontaine.
Fontaine's a good police officer in my opinion.
Um, he's very soft-spoken and he's got this aura of authority around him.
But here's a thing that Tessa has of her sharp, that makes her first sharp.
Thank you, Trap.
And it's the fact that she got charisma.
You know me, Sheriff.
I think the sheriffs need to be charismatic and for Aura.
And the other sheriffs is a real brain, exactly.
They need to pump the troop and now get some, get the morale up.
Yeah, sure.
Be a leader on the battle.
Take the bull by its arm.
Yeah, take the bull.
Shack got.
Well, stand by.
Let's just talk to them.
Jesus, welcome to him.
I hit him with a flashlight.
Why?
Oh Jesus Christ.
This is a warrant.
He's not working, Sheriff.
Oh, uh, Donny, is it?
No, no, Harry.
Oh, Harry?
Yeah, won't do anything.
Well, you didn't pick up a single rock.
You've been here about 15, 20 months.
Yeah, I know.
That's a long time to not be picking up any rocks.
go over with the EMS and then I got the flashlight from someone and then I hit
Harry your deaths is gonna get bigger and then eventually every time you go to
prison it's for anything you're just gonna be in there for years that already
what it is I'm going for the rest of the year every time now I gotta make a
I'm not gonna walk with it.
What the heck?
You're not a mother chest, you know it.
Let's give her one plus one, two back to me.
Well, frankly, it's really tough to even tell.
I will just stick with Tessa Walker and then Shaft.
Yeah, that's good.
But competent officer that also mixes in charisma.
Shaft is very serious though.
And I'm a fellow Shaft.
I have a lot of charisma too.
You do?
I agree with that.
Yeah, I think you should go for it.
I'm holding bus 2, 1038, Northbound Panama Drive,
a white sports car occupied one time, a hooded person.
I'll stay in the vehicle.
Engine's open, it's down.
Is it killer? It's a convertible.
Turn off your engine.
Sorry.
Yeah, how's it going, sir?
I was like, how do I put the window down on this one?
Don't worry, don't worry.
Where are you from?
from the city. No, no, we're
what accent is that? It's
believe you. So, what do you
I'm about to pass out. Yeah,
I know. That's what you have
Okay sir, so why are you speeding like that? You're all over the place?
I'm about to pass out. Okay, why don't you get out of the car?
Alright. We'll get you some help. Come over here.
You got driver's license?
Yes I do, give me a second.
Here we go.
Oh.
I've been trying to find you.
I need.
You know you left a tow truck in the middle of the fucking freeway?
Okay, well, you see my head pop when I came back, there was no tow truck.
Well, I hit that tow truck and it pissed me off.
I'm sorry.
I thought you said something.
I'm just trying.
No.
I'm sorry. I'm really going to back that voice. It's just something to do in the drink.
I know. The EMS is underway.
I'll tell you, why don't you face the way for me, sir?
Face the way for me.
Yeah, we're going to put you in handcuffs here.
Oh, what?
That car is stolen, man.
No, it's not.
Yeah, just go on.
Put your hands up for us.
Put your hands up for us.
for you pass out yeah I know just put your hands up put your hands up for
us right now no this point in time sir don't run back into the bit sorry
France some little quick you up
The rush location?
Sorry, are you... are we near 70 Center?
Yeah, we're near 70 Center.
10-4, it's bound, it's just your road.
Well, the good news is if he passes out soon...
He's in the city.
Most likely, yes.
Oh, sorry. It's bound to Cheshire Road, something CG Road.
Then I request a 57, sir.
Approaching center of freeway.
Vehicles have 50, so there are freeway starting Cheshire Road.
You're making it worse for you.
Come on.
I'm not going to get too drunk to be on your backup.
I'm just going to ask for your backup.
No, I'm just waiting for backup.
You're done.
I'm going to taste the fuck up that you're going to put on your backup.
Come on, come on.
Where's your backup?
What the?
This is the second time.
Alright, 399 chase, captain AC complete. Southbound, in our freeway, I put the U-Tool.
Southbound, in our freeway, I put the U-Tool.
Yeah, when you arrive you can get within one of our channels. Southbound, in our freeway.
I put the Brigad Station.
Southbound, in our freeway.
Southbound, in our freeway, I put the R68.
and
not bound in our freeway passing Boring Brailscombe
transitioning southbound Salamino-Fueroa taking the exit to Palomino
southbound on Salamino-Fueroa passing the wind farm
I don't know.
Ankle breaker.
Be careful.
Ankle breaker.
He ejected out of a car.
That's what I say when they try to break ankle.
Third one.
But I'm on the freeway.
I'm just taking the crossroad.
We're turning our way.
Taking open another travel.
No, not bouncing our way.
Not bouncing our way.
They could be 50.
Yeah, we could use a channel when the vector is out.
Northbound on our way
Approaching the power station
That was close, that was vague once
Passing power station, northbound on our way
Prepare to load northbound column, you know
Stand for this budge, give it a channel, northbound on our way
Passing, uh, Hibikken
Alright, tonight?
Two coming in
chance of success for Chanteau. Let's go.
Let's jump on the occupy.
Do you guys just jump on the stack?
No, I'm already cleaning up.
I just jump.
Ready to attack. Let's go to attack three.
Stack two away.
I think it's three and nine, three thousand, so it's going to be...
South bound in our freeway. South bound in our freeway.
One round.
It's home-gain. South bound in our freeway, but it's going from prison.
You think we should try and make ankle again?
Should I load?
Okay, central.
390 is running with 370.
Southbound in our freeway.
Give you the proof.
I think we're going to go south.
They're going to walk into Southbound in our freeway.
It is not ejecting.
We're leaving Marbet and our fray until we land the travel.
St. Bollingbrook.
Return.
Now stop and turn.
Now stop and turn our every way.
You mean stop and turn our every way?
There we go.
So sending stop and turn our every way.
Oncoming lanes.
You can't pit for shit.
You can't eat for sure.
I think he's starving. Thank you. We'll be on three.
Yeah, he's just starving. He needs some food.
I'm gonna be in the middle of the freeway.
Did people do that? Did you like the coloring?
What the hell? Why do you have handcuffs?
I'm a bad boy.
Bad boy.
Where'd you get these
Shares for me to know if we need to find out. I'm gonna go out front circle particularly. Okay. Thank you
What is this is like this?
I don't you know he has it says I don't think this guy is one feels
In fact, I'll bet you this guy's a pollution
Well, I can think it's finger print and analyze them at the other session
Yeah
Send me the text
EMS is supposed to be coming here. Yes. Oh, you must be to say. Thanks for
To your EMS to an I know
Yeah, there is just a request on the freeway just meet us at Armani. Okay. I'm on the hospital
Yeah, right here already.
Oh.
All right.
That's okay.
You can just eat enough carrot now.
No, no, no.
Here, it's gonna...
Put it in?
Yeah?
Hey!
Let's get to hungry.
Hey!
Hey, we'll just have to do this in the cells,
because the problem is that he's hungry.
Oh, so he's hungry.
I can't come for him to eat, you know, eat until he's in the cell.
For one plus one, two and three?
Second day of pollution in the road. Yeah, cuz we increased the Q to 55.
All right, sir. All right. Your pollution.
We are going to kill her. I'll bet you 2000 bucks this guy's pollution.
Understood. I also...
Sir, you pollution?
That is not.
Huh?
What the fuck is this?
nice guy, I don't know why no one hears
huh, he sounds like it, yeah
he's not on fields, I know that
huh?
really, is that why you're the one in the back of the car?
thank you, love
you would have never lost her, you're a little shitty driver, aren't you?
They got cars in the bolemic villa where were they?
What the hell just say you're a buddy?
Have you a weeb?
I will. You have your owl.
Shitty driving boy. This guy's a police officer, I know him.
Most likely.
Definitely.
Look, I will steal a bag for a friend on the 2k.
Oh no, I forgot we don't do that.
I mean, I'm the best driver in the city, you didn't stand a chance, yeah, you didn't
I mean we should just take his whole hands he doesn't need to be so bad at driving.
We don't practice Sharia law in the United States of America so.
I'm doing good.
Don't talk about a Ushua Taser.
I hate you twice buddy.
You completely down.
Sheriff, you taste me but I'm doing good.
Oh yeah, Sheriff, he's a sheriff, he's tasting.
I'm the sheriff.
But it didn't mean to because I walked in front of it.
It's okay, he has sparring.
I get it, I get it.
Sir, I have great aim and also you're bad at driving.
Okay.
I'll give you a second.
Hold on a second.
Ready?
Uh,
I gotta go to the lab.
Oh, I mean.
This guy that's actually what the fuck he looks so different
Possession of government equipment
That's tomorrow, right?
Today's the fifth.
I
Okay, was it a guy in a black hoodie and a black fucking paintball kind of mask
Anyone else anyone else been robbed for handcuffs
Okay
Taking away from you. I'm doing okay. No fucking way
We some servers at 200 players, that's kind of cool
I'm sorry. Please stop shooting
devs bang bang bang. You're dead.
You're dead. You're dead. Save
crash. Oh I didn't do it.
the crashes fixed on X-Rex or W. Yeah, I think if we could get the whitelist up to 220 and
Polito to 55, I think that is going to be our sweet spot.
I think, I don't think we're going to want to go any higher than that.
That'll probably be good enough.
How's the queue?
There's no queue right now.
So that means it's basically over.
GG.
I wonder how many pending apps there are.
OK.
Back up to 210.
Chelsea, baby, the apps are back up to 210.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, all righty.
And you know you're the only one that does them, so.
Sure.
Next time, lock the door, OK?
Is it ID?
This guy's Juan feels so one four four three zero
So you have $15,000 in debt
Yeah, so we're gonna send you to the mines actually
Yeah, okay, so not his
Yeah, I didn't say I was you're such a liar brother. She's like no, it's not
Okay, what I'm gonna charge you with it, and then if it's not then you can bring up a coin. Yeah, I will great
Here's your idea
Nothing but no you
what the fuck wait how much in if I want you
you find some of our 76 to the border for an agricultural trade or something
or other actually nothing man okay well then you can pay it off I guess yeah I
got nothing you other officer the other day so you got what I think so you got
more than that of the other officer. You robbing cops?
Have you seen my record? Yeah, I have.
All right, DeKiller, you got the report up?
Yeah, it's up. I put some preliminary charge if you want to add on to that.
Missing the unpaid fine exemption.
So you get well it would be
Giller would be three times a government equipment because you had three on them
Wait, that's not government equipment. Yes, it is you can make those
Oh, really?
Oh, you need steel really
What is the way it says they illegal you know what I want to know you
Yeah, I want to buy for this.
Alright, get him a fucking wire.
Okay.
Get him a goddamn wire.
I will call a lawyer in now.
Money's not an issue.
This guy is a thief.
I will call a lawyer.
He keeps fucking laughing like he's evil too. I don't like that either.
That's actually true.
the fuck Jesus Christ okay I'm calling a car of seasons hello oh can you come
to route 68 what you sure what you call this room route 68 route 68 because
earlier you said you did no PD is like police department I have a client for
Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, I see what you said. Yeah, you're right friends
It's because earlier you said we couldn't call Davis be busy so
Right, yeah, I didn't want to say BC is a north. Yeah, right. I don't need to be upset right right, right? Yeah, that makes sense France
You know, I don't even know why bother telling anyone anything. I'm just a fucking stupid motherfucker and everyone else
I mean why do I even attempt to tell them I'm just the dumbest motherfucker in the room always so
no you're not because where you settle your into consideration and I applied it and that's it
so who's 68?
Good. I mean, they are on what you say.
Okay.
Your lawyer is on the way, sir. But why do you want a lawyer? Can I ask that?
Could you reply?
So does that mean that you want to fight in charges?
I will I need to go my charges you don't know your charges. No, I wouldn't write me nobody read my rights either. Oh
So
But you know you're right here. I never asked you any questions. Yeah
I'm not gonna read it. No one read this guy's rights
Don't write me out of his rights. I don't read him his rights
What's that guy gonna go across the street son of a bitch?
Hello?
Hello there I'm a subscriber CC Novak I'm calling about the miss lucky ring word.
Hey you kind of sound like my dad's girlfriend for back in the day.
Okay, anyways, so where are you Harmony?
I'm here in harmony. She's just kind of
I'm coming over. I'm coming over. Okay. Wonderful. Thank you, sir
Okay
Hey, yeah, mass there they are
What's up hey there they are howdy
Hey Fontaine are you on radio?
Has anyone seen Donnie anyone seen Donnie F
Someone try to find Fontaine for me
Oh Jesus Christ.
Hey, how are you doctor?
Wonderful.
Hey, I got a question.
Okay.
Where are you at with this whole fire department versus a Dr. Wheeler fury?
Huh? You like them?
They are good to me, yes.
Yeah, Dr. Wheeler hates him or something, I guess.
I don't understand why.
I don't know.
I was hoping you do.
I think maybe they are a little bit of voice stress.
Listen, I got a question, doctor.
So this person is obviously a delusional and sane.
I mean, maybe I can answer the question.
OK.
Was I talking to anyone this whole time?
Did I make that up?
I think it might have been a headache on all of us, like a mass headache.
Okay.
So this person in here, Lucky Wrangler, obviously insane person, no relation at all.
I mean, should I even engage with their delusions or will that make it better or worse?
I probably better, I'll say.
I mean, honestly, anyone, if anyone had known Lucky Ringler to be this guy, they used to
work together at Plan B, but
Oh yeah, you're the guy that worked at Plan B.
Oh, you know me?
Yeah, I've been in there a few times.
Oh, yeah.
Right now I'm a cadet.
I'm trying to get my red hat, but I got to wear this.
You sort, you guys sort them by color?
So orange is, oh no, orange.
That's yellow.
So yellow yellow is a duckling. So basically it's they're not allowed to be on their own.
The orange means it's still a good debt, but they're allowed to be solo if needed.
Yeah, and then without helmet is a full-fledged paramedic.
It's pretty good system.
And then anyone who wears white is command so sergeants high command and an assistant chief.
You guys feel about the fire department.
Oh, you know, we no longer have a war with them.
So I have no war.
Oh, yeah.
We, we had like a cold war kind of thing.
Oh, no actual fighting involved, but it was more like, I'm not in the Soviet Union.
The fire department was a Soviet Union in this case.
Oh, really?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
They kept on trying to pin the ride and kind of move through their budget.
I'm going to wait for the doctor.
because I really I don't even know if I should I think you should I think you
should know you think I should just talk to her yeah maybe that'll calm them
down oh there's another doctor hey doctor hey Sheriff so I gotta talk to you
out here yeah there's no I continue to stay in with her okay all right okay
Come on.
I'd tell you what, I don't know this person.
You don't know this person?
No.
Why in the world would they have you on your emergency contact with a son?
I don't know. I don't have any relation to anybody.
I mean, if this person is, there is any relation here, right?
If we had my mom and my dad, their last name isn't even Wrangler.
Really?
Mom changed my last name to Wrangler because her lifetime roommate Tiffany stepped up so
much when my dad was, uh, you know, he was, uh, he was, he was fighting in the Cold War.
So it's okay.
Yeah.
Because, uh, it's, it's weird because when we were saying Wrangler, her hand keeps twitching.
Like it's almost like it's about to wake up.
I don't know this person.
That's, that's really interesting, sir, because, uh, every time I said your name, she kept
twitching.
Yeah, so I mean do I engage with this or is that healthy? I mean honestly, I think
Because we just did a just an EEG on her and it checks for brain activity, sir
And she does have brain activity going listen you only just spell around me. Okay, if you made eggs in front of right
I don't care
Not a dog. You don't get to spell food around. Yeah. Yeah, just the acronym that those doctors use. It's just like eggs, too
Yeah. Yeah. Um, but if you would like, uh, if you don't mind, if you could just see if she can respond to your voice, that'd be great.
Hmm.
If you're, if you're busy, we can always call the other emergency contact. I just don't know why she would have you in there.
God, I mean, I am really busy right now.
Okay.
I mean, I'm slammed.
Yeah, yeah, maybe do that. Maybe I could talk to him because I'm I mean, I'm busy. Okay. Um, yeah, like I said, sir, I have no idea why should put you as a merge contact. Um, maybe she thought you were relative or something, but I do apologize for the inconvenience, obviously.
I do apologize for the inconvenience, obviously.
No, it's okay.
I mean, I'm just so fucking busy.
I got you.
All right, yeah, we'll go ahead and get coming up with us.
I gotta, I gotta, Jesus.
I gotta finish this.
I mean, look at this fucking thing, it's huge.
That is crazy.
I get the large text version so I can read it better.
Oh, I feel you, trust me.
I got classes and I have a hard time reading too.
Good boy from this, not the answer, Inc.
She's really got no one
That's not that long, right
I mean, I feel bad that she doesn't have anyone but also no one's ever been there for me
So, you know, what the fuck is what's this woman ever done for me?
I don't know but honestly
I like maybe just hearing your voice and she may wake up all right you want to give it a try yeah
Here to visit lucky
She just she's security at plan B. Is she crazy do you think or something? I
Don't think so now why well because I don't know who this person is
and uh I don't know it's just the I don't get it I'm literally looking at
your thing right now and it says that you're her first contact how could I
I'm not sure with that.
Oh.
Is Wrangler just playing B?
No.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah.
I'm just doing one more content and then now it's even going to be interesting to answer this.
It's nothing anymore.
Sheriff, your number...
What the fuck is this?
Your number is 996-408-2243, right?
She hung up on me, so she is not allowed to...
Okay.
It's interesting.
But she literally has your number and everything in there. I don't know how
Hello
Lucky shake your hand
You can hear mr. Wrinkler's voice, you know doctor. It's kind of ironic that her name is lucky and she's in a coma if you think about it
I think you should just need some support in this.
Hello. Hello, Sheriff. No, the ring.
There's a lawyer for the guy right now.
Yes. Jesus Christ. Right now.
You're kidding. Yeah. Right.
Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Emergency. Yeah.
I know. Yeah. This fucking second.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's a lawyer right now.
And I can't. There's no way no one else can handle that.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
else can handle that we can know we are I'm only handling it now okay well if I
gotta go no I hear you I'll be right there okay if I gotta go okay then I
get that okay I mean I got a run I'm waiting sir ma'am yeah wait you were
just a what? Wait, you were just a man. What the fuck is
happening?
What's wrong with me?
Huh?
What? I think you're mixed up with with me, sir. No, there's
just a man doctor in here. Oh, I told them to cut off. Oh my
god. Okay, sorry. I'm having a weird day. This is my friend that
I love very much.
Really?
Yes.
Well, I really gotta go. So good luck.
You're in your family.
Wait a minute, sir, sir?
I don't know, sir.
If I was coming to let you know that the lawyer is here now.
Are you right now?
The lawyer is here right now, yeah.
Jesus, so I got to get out of here, huh?
Yeah.
Okay, and no one else could handle this, huh?
Hello?
Yeah, that's gotta be you.
And on your hand should it spin hard.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, do me a favor.
Go in there and pretend to be me.
You handle that
Wow
You should what I don't fucking know that person
You want me to do no one's ever been there for me
No, that's good old those night drifter 22
I
Yikes bro, no RP. What do you mean? I just fucking send in the RP master
So going back to France, okay? Well, yeah, I'm going back to France. She's right over there. What's going on?
No, I'm talking about the country. Yeah, he's so they're just contesting the three times position. Well, he had three fucking handcuffs
Yeah, but it's a blanket charge. Sheriff. That's the way we've always enforced that charge. I don't give a shit
Well, it's his only point of contention. So
Well, it's great. I don't know what I've drawn my balls are everywhere
Did you just get did you touch that rail?
Not yet. No, I mean I have in the past bald
You need to drop the radio.
No.
You need to drop your dusty ad dance and get some motion play.
You are a stick is a board with a hat way too big for your small head.
You know, I mean, I got a family member next to us dying.
Oh, I got a, there's someone that's very close to me dying.
Could you maybe.
Lucky
Yes
Kind of get an expungement. I was helping her. Oh, she's in a coma. What is this? What is his lucky ever said about me?
Nothing to me. I just know that you'll have the same last name and she wants an expungement
So I figured must be a lady. That's what I'm saying
So I mean could you use this to maybe just let's just get these charges to work
He would plead guilty if you just do one times on me
this is everything else possesses or distributes government-issued equipment
and he yeah he did possess government equipment
yeah on time no because if so someone had a
someone had two guns I mean he wants to go to bench
so let's do this let's do this the fact that the handcuffs don't have any sort of
engraving or etching I told him don't do that that doesn't make any sense he told
me he could make him out of steel from a dumpster
I guess if you had like a way forward.
Look at this.
I'm with you guys.
I'm hot dog.
I'll be back.
That would be all for sheriff if we went to bench trial.
Look at this criminal possession of a class one firearm possesses an improperly registered
or legal class one firearm.
So it is to be the same thing.
It's written the same way.
If someone had multiple, we tried multiple.
I mean, I guess I might be stuck in my old ways of thinking.
You're an old dog.
and old dogs deserve to be put down, Carter.
You shouldn't have put me down, you know that.
Yeah, well, I tell you what,
I mean, we had to make room for new cops like Garcia.
How's she doing?
Oh man, she's very good.
Good, I liked her a little bit I spent around her.
I think there was a room for both, you know?
I mean, I heard from a good friend, Big C,
that you had no clue I was fired and you regretted it.
Who's Big C?
Chalk.
Chalk?
I got a direct line to him.
Chalk, I'm gonna be honest.
Chalk, he doesn't know his head from his ass.
He said you were in his office
and you had no clue I had been fired.
I'm gonna tell you another thing.
Chalk is gonna get smoked during election season.
There's no way he keeps his job.
Does he have to run?
No.
But I bet you this,
I bet you the governor's, uh, he's probably going to promise to replace shock or someone else will.
That might be smart.
Might be a good move, but, um, yeah, I mean, I'm pretty confident I could push for this.
I just really don't want to.
We could all go on our way.
If you're not, you're not going to win because the problem is Carter, you know,
you're a loser, you've always had been a loser and you just need to admit that I'm correct.
Is this why your deputies are coming to me asking to pay out of their own pocket for me to prosecute their cases?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. We have Owen for that. And he's very active.
Yeah, and I got him at his job.
Okay, listen, how about this? How about you just admit them right here and we just work out. Since you came all this way, we'll just work out a good guilty plea.
I just saw Owen the other day. He was here for like eight hours. It was great. We were laughing.
Yeah, then then why is stout coming to me saying I'll pay you to prosecute my case for me?
I don't know why why do people do horrible things, huh?
Because I got it. I don't know. I don't I mean you're asking about why why are there a bunch of
Fucking I'm not asking you like some hypothetical this happened. I don't know. I don't have why why is why stone-edge thing?
Who built the pyramids who built the Great Wall of China? There's no way to know
in mine for
actually
Hey, I don't want to hear this. Okay, I
Mean you're asking questions. I don't know all we know right now is that this man is 100% guilty of these charges
And we just got a and he would love to admit that he told me so himself
He just needs that drop the one time
With people to rob cops fuck that I've never robbed a cop him
Okay, I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna go easy on cop robbers
I'll be back whatever I want to
I got someone dying at the hospital that I'm very close to
Hey, stop, listen, buddy
Thank you. Appreciate that.
Hey, so is she gonna make it or what?
Yes, she is going to be okay.
Hey, how's it going woman?
Oh, the thing's lucky. I started coming here. I can't hear from all the way down there.
Okay. Okay. How are you doing?
Next, uh, for my ear render, ranger.
Okay. So, uh, you have a crime need to...
You have a slow-key ranger?
Mm-hmm.
Uh...
Oh, I heard you saying stuff, but I was kind of slowly waking up.
What was you, um...
What was you, uh, asking about?
Do you have a crime you need or what do you need from me?
Why am I your emergency contact?
It may have been my mother or something.
What? What is this?
It may have been my mother that filled that out.
You know, I tell you what, Lucky, you know, sometimes my, um, you know, there's a lot
the questions uh why are we here um you know aliens you know why did bush do
9-11 we just don't know uh and so I mean sometimes you just you know there's
just no way to know and you just got a little bit there right yeah so I hope
that was insightful for you. Yeah, sure. I got plenty of questions from my mother. Do
you think she's like to be bad at everything? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I could
not tell you as a matter of fact. What's your mom's name?
Her name is Michelle.
Michelle Gardner.
Okay, I don't cross anyone with that.
I can I don't don't know who that is.
Um, hey, what's going on?
This is me again.
Uh, we're going to bench trial.
Okay.
Great.
Let's go.
My mom.
What?
Yeah, we'll just go.
Yeah.
Sheriff, can I do the opening or questioning or something?
I'll tell you what, why don't you take this case?
I'm just going to observe.
Oh, okay.
But remember you, I France, listen to me.
You're a strong woman, okay?
And frankly, you can do it, girl.
You can do it, okay?
But for the narrative,
I'm just saying for the narrative,
I can't do it because I jumped into you, tasting me.
Listen, I know that this world thinks
that French people aren't capable of doing great things.
And even for women, then it's even harder,
but you need to ignore that, okay?
Because I think that no matter who you are
or what you come from,
or whatever is in there,
an erection or a giant pussy,
Then it none of that matters you could achieve anything you want to you can achieve your dreams. You can do great things. Oh
My gosh that's not evil
multiple
Motive all is the English material. I think that you know if you just really try your hardest you can pronounce that word
motivational
Look at that. See, look at that.
That's motivational speech.
You see what I mean? This is what I'm talking about.
It changed me, and I am motivated to take over the bench.
Rod, please don't watch.
You should stay here.
No, no, I'm going to be there.
Because I have to go.
Because I'm a witness.
Okay. And I will call you on the same.
Well, thank you.
Sorry about everything that's happened to you.
Uh, could you please, uh, go ahead and if you just want to mind deleting me from your
emergency contact, I'd really appreciate that.
Uh, yeah, I'll try just, you know, I'm just sorry for the confusion.
I, I don't want people to think I'm crazy.
Yeah.
So just, uh, just don't approach me, please.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, great.
Okay.
That's going to work.
All right, Sheriff, thank you so much for your talk.
Okay. Here we go. I'm going to document all of this. Share X. Capture. Crash report.
Save the crash dump as see user app data local temp CFX crash dump.
Please upload the zip file when you're asking for support.
Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna.
I'll tell you one thing, Jed.
I think Lucky Wrangler is an insane person.
Can we all agree with that?
Yeah.
I think you're right.
I mean, who the fuck is Ace Wrangler?
Who is that?
Rangler definitely pumped cum into that woman's mom's vagina.
Possible.
Possible.
A possible.
My mother liked to meet up every single day.
All right, I'm gonna go.
Bye.
Hey, I hope you figure out your situation, Lucky.
Thanks, sir.
Yep, no problem.
I'm sorry for the confusion.
Yeah, that woman's nutcase, right?
Fucked up in the house.
I mean, I don't even know the context, but,
I haven't seen anything crazy.
Have a fucking hand.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I know.
That's weird, too.
Oh
Wrong dongle baby
34 subs that's right
They
Yeah, it's gonna be me.
If you guess the state I live in, I'll drop $50.
Yeah, you live in a state of bullshit.
You ain't donating, you don't have, I bet you you don't have $500 in your, like at all, across everything you own.
You don't have $500 worth of assets.
You're a fucking nine-year-old under the covers right now on your tablet, hoping your stepdad doesn't come in and start beating the shit out of you.
Oh wrong dongle. Thank you so much for the 34 gifted subs
Thank you so much
34 gifted Wow, thank you, man
Okay, why do people keep asking me that?
Thank you for the sport wrong dongle. I appreciate that very kind
Yeah, I'm fine. What do you mean? I don't seem right you can't just tell other people
are you serious okay I'm here if you want to knock out could you grab it up
there I can't do that
No, but you could be an organization of lawyers.
No, it's just me.
No, it's just me.
I mean, I have my crack pair of Legals, but...
I shared it with you.
Please let me know if you can...
I had to be my dad.
Mine ran out of money.
I'm not sure.
Buddy, this is a chatroom full of people in their late 20s and mid-30s.
None of us have dads.
that's our generation we're the dabbless generation we're gen minus d
you're consisting of charge is the pistol in his name
No, that's what's right. It told me. Yeah, he said he said it was in his name. He just didn't have the license anymore.
But that doesn't matter. Yeah, we're only trying to contest in the handcuffs.
Really?
Yep. Do you recall where you wanted me to get a father figure from? Okay. You? That's a good thing. I think you know.
the trials. Players in the NBA have turned out to be pretty good role models.
Sure, I got the pistol. Okay. Well, you think I would lose a gun? Let's
cruise it.
What is your number on this? Sheriff, your deputies didn't take my gun. You fell off.
Okay, I can guarantee you you're way too old to be telling that to another man in
his 30s. When we shut it up for the department.
I would never do that. No, but it's about procedure. Why don't you think about how much I fell off tomorrow when you're excited for your paycheck to hit
for a total of $200 over two weeks?
You got me.
Why don't you think about how much I fell off when you're begging for that direct deposit to hit tomorrow night for 200 bucks?
All right, I'll have to do that.
Can I get the gun so I can put it in evidence?
You're gonna hit today? I'm gonna hit today too! BANG!
Yeah, here we go.
Thanks.
And the handcuff.
I'm gonna use these handcuffs.
Well, I need to place them in evidence first.
No, what the fuck? I'm gonna use them.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Why is he lashing out?
That guy said I fell off.
Ready for a taste
Taste of what the pissing out of the civil suits gonna go
Well this Francis prosecuting this case so not really you're not gonna win that
Cassel isn't gonna be able to jerk off and do a cup
He's not gonna have to yes. He is that is just no judge is going to come that is not discover
You're a fucking moron. Yes, it is Ruby road is keep sending me news
I am go I am going to demand a seaman sample compared to one of their waffles
And I'm gonna motion to dismiss that then you're gonna lose buddy
Okay, we will see
This guy's fucking clueless job
60,000 no
He will not be you are not going to be it's gonna be a Brady violation. He won't be able to give you any come
They got they got medical procedures for that. No, they don't
Well, my girlfriend said they do well your girlfriend's wrong he's gonna have to jerk his penis off into a cup
And then I'm gonna go up there
And I'm gonna say exhibit a a cup of
Come
from Sal and
If so, I want to go through that humiliation. That's that's fine. You can do that
But that that is he does with Donnie pastrami every single day. He loves humiliation
Donnie pastrami is a mind worker now permanently period. Thank God. Thank God
All right
me. I'm gonna make the same motion I did the last time I had a trial up here. I want that damn
painting of Xi Jinping covered with a curtain. It unsettles me. I always make motions for summary
judgments and motions to dismiss. Alright, that's not exactly how a bench trial works, but shoot that
that
summary
so you're denying my client's right to a bail trial
played out in the Los Angeles Constitution
jerk that car
can you even read
holy shit it's Penta
it's way too good
I'm going to watch and follow
it's up to the judge now
you're gonna make yourself look like a fool for free
it's not looking like a fool
it's knowing that I can
relax everyone relax please
Oh, I'm more relaxed. Are we good to go to court? I think we are. I'm waiting on you guys. Let's go. I'm ready
We should take the
I love come here
Do you have anything you want to ask me?
In regarding sorry juice coming up right? Okay
I'm gonna tell my mom on you
I
Got a big problem, okay, there's this woman named lucky Wrangler
She related to you know
Okay, she said her mom's name was Michael Jordan or something
You know, I don't know cuz she's in the ICU and they called me and she's in a coma and the doctor's like
Oh, you should probably talk to her but I'm thinking that engaging with that sort of delusion is worse, right?
I think I feel like I should have ignored her
You know what I'm gonna go fix this
I don't know
I see you over there.
Oh fuck, how can they afford that shit?
Meanwhile, Dez is shaking her ass.
Dude, what do they look like? Do they look like you?
I'm gonna handle this.
Stay the hell away from me freak. I know what the hell you are and if you fucking come near me or my family
I'll fucking shoot you where you stand
Bastard
What's going on over here?
All right, I don't think I'll be hearing any more of that
Good
You just spit out your ice cream. Oh, I want some ice cream. I
I don't want people to think I'm some kind of fat guy though.
You're mad cuz that's the truth.
Oh my god.
What the hell?
We need to fuck a lot.
I'm just trying to play my game.
God damn.
I'm just trying to play my fucking video game.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, Don, let me know if you can see the number.
It's gonna be 4583.
Oh my god.
I'm just trying to play my game.
I'm just trying to play my game.
I'm just trying to play my fucking video game.
Jesus Christ.
I have the handcuffs. I want to use them. I'm going to need that answered into evidence.
Oh, Dikila is going to Dikila. The killer's not here. She hasn't been
been on duty all day, France.
France, what are you talking about?
Are you staying friends?
The killer.
The killer hasn't been on duty all day.
What are you saying?
What?
The killer hasn't been on duty all day.
We were riding along with the killer.
France.
Do you miss her that much?
Do you just see her?
Yes.
She moved back to France like a year ago.
Yeah, she hasn't been on duty all day.
We need a picture of the evidence locker.
I'm gonna go get one I guess okay you can take come here. What are you doing come here come here?
Yeah, take the fucking picture here, man, okay
Okay information registered
Okay, hey, what's up, all right, I'm doing fine. Thank you. Today's kind of a nine because
I keep, I'm not going up to today. It's very strange.
Yeah. Alright. What are we currently doing, sorry?
Oh, she's taking a picture of Evans-Locko. It's up now.
Oh, I have to do that on here.
what do you mean pent up it that's not me
too skinny
I'll be right back I'm gonna go fucking you know what I'm just gonna go and
throw up to lose weight. So I'm gonna go through open the toilet so that's what you guys want now.
I'm doing that. Are you sure? Yeah. Why are you applauding that? In formation register. I see it
personally. Do you see it? Now I'm really gonna go through in the evidence picture. I see it. Now I
I really am going to go do it.
Oh, let's do it.
That's a bad sports car.
Do you see it, Tequila?
Yeah, I see it.
Do they need to reshare it with us again?
Could be.
I will do it again.
It's a picture of the evidence collector
with the pistol inside.
All right, we shared it with you, Carter,
and I'm going to be sharing it with the DOJ now.
Yeah, I still don't see it, but.
It should be here of.
It's just the pistol inside.
It's just a pistol.
Only a pistol.
Yeah, these didn't evidence lock out and report that pistol
and still a number in there came back to.
I think that's great enough.
Is that the only thing that's in there that should be fine?
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, if everyone here that need to be here. Yes. Yes, honor.
Honor.
Okay, give me one moment.
Let me make sure everyone attached to this.
How's the month doing, by the way?
What about the minor?
How is it going? Is it going good?
I don't know. I don't interact with the minor.
Why are you angry?
I'm nice. Someone's growling.
He's been asking for food and water for quite some time, Your Honor.
Something the deputies have failed to provide.
He has been in custody.
He was right in the water initially as he passed out of our usual.
I will give him one egg. That's all I can really give right now.
And one egg is enough in this frying time, sir.
Oh, I do see the evidence locker now, I think.
I'm sorry.
did and that she's get found not guilty on anything understood so once the killer
comes back we can start unless she's not needed that's my understanding that
and I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Okay, state. You have any
pretrial motions? No.
Okay, what new witness do you have?
Uh, Sherif, Randy Ringler.
Defendant, what witness are you going to have?
Uh, my client Juan Fields.
Okay, I'm going to read the charges.
You can tell me guilty.
Okay.
Defendant?
Yeah.
That's for the model vehicle.
you'll be three time possession of government equipment.
You're not guilty.
All three?
Yes.
There you go.
One time, repitivated and guilty, negligent,
drive it. Criminal possession of
fast-form fire arm.
See, he's guilty. So the only thing that you can test in is the three time
Possession a wrangler
Yes, okay
What the hell is the white devil doing in here? Hey?
Are you are you running? Hey, hey, I
Know he's running the is wrangler in plan B account
Actually know who's running man. Who's running that I'm not gonna tell you tell me
I'm not telling you, all right, all right, well, I'm gonna tell you when someone's trying
to kill you, then.
I already know when people are trying to kill me, like when Hightower let a suspect who
stabbed me escape without searching him or getting his ID and said, watch your back,
I guess.
Do you guys want an opening?
Yeah, I think Franz really wants to do an opening.
I would just do the fence to go ahead. The defense go ahead.
Defense you don't want to do an opening. Not unless prosecution wants to and the
first prosecution would go first. That was the power move. Okay make them do a
first. Come here France.
You had her at the first time. It's more of a power move to make them go first. Don't
settle on that. Okay, that was good. No, no, just trust me. That's the power move. What
do I do now? Make them go make them do their opening first.
I'm going to go first.
We'll let the defense go first.
We'll go ahead and see the standard order of operations, which is letting the
prosecution go first.
Your honor, I believe the defense is the reason why we're here today.
They're clearly defending a criminal guilty of a lot of charges.
go first. Oh and my counterpoint to that would be that it's my client's constitutional right to
have a bench trial and traditionally the prosecution goes first. Yeah but um I think
they're guilty of a lot of charges today and uh I think the the defense should go first.
Well prosecutor that's probably why he's but guilty to most of those charges isn't it?
I'm not sure what I'm saying.
You are.
Any time you want.
Aha.
How about this?
Super coin, you have a low.
Yes.
You're on this.
This uncomfident prosecutor.
Hey, the judge spoke.
The judge spoke.
You heard the man, Catherine.
You heard the man.
You have a vote about it, go for it.
Come on, France.
There we go.
Oh, yes.
Go, France.
Wow, that must be fate.
Good job, France.
Remember that.
Thank you, Sheriff.
Remember that lesson.
Your Honor, today I bring a trial before you
to ask the question, what is possession?
What is the burden of proof?
And what is the chain of custody of evidence?
I ask you, are all handcuffs inherently police property?
I ask brother.
Is equipment that is considered evidence
supposed to be in an evidence locker and available to everyone?
These questions will be answered here today
through testimony in fact.
the state.
Okay.
You are there today. We're going to discuss about can we count 123.
And through officer testimony, we're going to test if we can approve today that the defendant was in position of 123 care of cuffs.
And the state is also going to prove that the defendant was in no legal rights to be in position of handcuffs.
Therefore, it should be found guilty of one, two, three pair of handcuffs on this possession today.
Good.
Which is the Sesame Street opening.
The charge that I call position of government equipment times three.
Okay.
Yeah.
Go, friends.
Yeah, that's a good one, you guys.
Maybe we'll work on good time before next time.
What you say?
Who's your first witness date?
Renzi Wrangler, your honor.
Okay, come on down.
Sheriff.
I
Did just do the like that podium every day if you want to
Real name
What would you like to sponsor bear tender?
What
Oh, what would you like? What would you like to swear off?
I don't know. Fucking, I don't know. Joseph Smith.
I do swear in front of the testimony today is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
So I'll help you. Uh, Joseph Smith. Sure.
Swamp.
Okay. Do you want to give an narrative or you're just going to go straight to questioning?
Question me.
Okay.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Did you arrest the defendant today? Oh, yeah.
Did you commit a search on his person today? Oh, yeah.
Did you find a pair of handcuffs on his person? I found three.
State issued government handcuffs, government equipment.
So you found three handcuffs?
Yeah.
Hmm, interesting.
I brought them here in the courtroom today.
Holds up three pairs of handcuffs.
Wow, interesting.
Well, you've been a police officer for a long time, correct?
Yeah.
are and cuffs. Police equipment. Yeah, these are. These are defending a police officer.
No, he's not.
No, for no for questions for now, you know.
Okay, defense.
Did you document the handcuffs in my client's possession?
Yeah.
Where is that documentation?
I have them on me.
That isn't documentation.
Yeah, it is.
That's why you got shithead for being a shitty cop, because you don't know what documentation
is.
We have some decorum in the courtroom, please.
Buddy.
But you don't you don't need to wear it. Yeah, we don't need to make up lies for no reason. No, I didn't do that that don't
I'm sorry. That's what you got fired for being a bad cop
Okay, and and were those handcuffs placed in evidence? Uh, no, I'm gonna use them
Okay, and do those handcuffs have any sort of etching or
Indication that their government equipment. Yeah, they do
I see a pair of them sure. Is that okay your honor?
Yeah, I think like like to look at one myself sure. Yeah
Okay. Yeah, could I see a pair of those handcuffs though?
Yeah, look. Yeah, he's looking.
Did you hand me a pair?
Uh, should I give him evidence or are I don't know?
I mean, it's not, it's not in the evidence locker for me to view, so I'd like to examine it with my own eye.
I mean, I don't see any problem as long as you give it back to you, by the way, and leaving
your life's point of view.
Oh.
Okay, thank you.
If you could please take a look at these.
on these cups, Sheriff?
Yeah.
OK, why don't you take a second pair
and go ahead and try to cuff me?
I'm going to cuff you?
Yeah, because I mean, these are state-issued equipment, right?
Yeah, he's resisting.
He's resisting.
He just knocked me over.
How are we to say that?
What the hell?
Oh, my god.
How are we to say that these are even functional handcuffs?
You just pulled away and shoved me.
Yeah, you didn't even do that.
I still have the cuffs, they're not broken.
Alright, no further questions.
Bull move, punk.
Hi, we bought...
the state's
citizens of Los Santos
that's the only way to do it.
Legally allowed to possess a
Anything else for that one question?
No.
Okay, you can step down.
Anyone next?
Or just our vanguards, the only one?
And no, no one next, your Honor.
Okay, the front.
We'd like to call Juan Fields to the stand.
Oh, Jesus.
What do you want us to wear on the day?
I thought you were going to do your fifth amendment thing.
You know you're revoked in your Fifth Amendment right for testifying your day.
Anything you say the officers can use and they can decide what to strike and what they don't have to strike.
If you revoke it, you have the right to revoke it, but while you say it's on record, I understand.
Revoke it and choke it.
What would you like to swear on today?
The Bible.
You swear on a friend that the testimony that they're going to give is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
So help you the Bible? Yes.
He's warning.
Juan, were you arrested today?
Yes, I was. When you were arrested, what was in your possession?
What was in your possession?
I had a gun and I had my three handcuffs.
Where did you get those handcuffs?
I got it from the U-Tool down in the south of Los Angeles.
Okay, why did you buy those handcuffs?
I don't have a new girlfriend. She's young. She's adventurous.
What? Young?
So, so, you know.
Spice things up, you know. I'm old, man.
Why would you need handcuffs for a young girlfriend?
Hey, uh, the objection to your work questioning right now?
Exactly.
You want to defend this guy, Carter?
You got it, though?
I can't be single.
I think I know for the Russians for this. Hello.
How many incomes were you in pushes enough again? I didn't hear correctly through. Ask
what store. What store did you buy them from your. Oh no please sir. Pay it Gallie. Don't
yell at all. Sorry. What store did you buy the income from? Objection asked and answered.
I didn't hear correctly. I would like to hear.
You're honored. Did you here? You honor you didn't defend it. And I think that.
Your honor, could you tell me how many and custody by.
I would say three.
You stated you have a girlfriend, correct? Oh my God, France objection relevance.
Well, it's either I love and your honor because he stated that he bought these and cuffs for his girlfriend
Yeah, I mean she forgot
Here to stay but that this to fight the day
Is not here
But does she even exist okay, that might so that's where I'm getting at there we go
Thank you.
Are you saying the Grapin doesn't exist, Vance?
Maybe.
You can't look at that to a guy, man.
He's ugly.
Action. We need some decorum in this courtroom.
Yeah, that's cool.
I mean, are these the kinds of deputies that the BCSO employs?
Yeah.
Okay.
All the roles that ask the question, that ask the question.
Yeah, what's your girlfriend's name?
Idiot.
Could we call her to testify that these handcuffs were bought for you and hers?
The discovery has closed your honors.
Yeah.
Well, I'm a little bit knitted. I didn't get caught in.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
No further question, Your Honor.
I got a goddamn question.
Why is the peanut gallery allowed to ask a question?
Actually I'm an arresting officer on this, this whole time.
Yeah, and you're a witness, you're not even supposed to be here.
Yeah, I mean if you do that's an officer on that.
Your Honor, I can't cover right.
This entire time.
interesting, your honor, because in the report here, the arresting officer is blank.
Yeah. Well, I am.
Well, with drawn with drawn no objection.
Yeah, no objection with draw.
Hello.
How are these cuffs taken off your person today?
which of my pocket. I see and how was I able to get into your pockets?
Because you searched me when I was down. I got you. And prior to that, what were you doing?
Objection vague. He answered it already. He said I was driving. He just said that. Yeah, I mean,
I mean, if you understood the question, you knew exactly what I was talking about.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
So you were driving, uh, was anyone chasing you?
Nah, I don't know.
You don't know if anyone was chasing you?
Nope.
I saw it.
I can't remember anything.
Okay, were the police ever chasing you?
Objection, relevancy, split guilty to that charge?
Oh, oh wait, you already has pled guilty.
So let me just remind you, you actually pled guilty for evading from the police.
Yeah, he pled guilty.
How's it testified?
So then I have a question.
Is Randy Wrangler a better driver than you?
Oh, well, then how are you?
How are you?
I'm not answering that.
You know, hey, you don't have to answer it.
I'll just testify.
Randy Wrangler is a better driver than you.
And you suck at driving.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that's done.
That's done.
This guy, what the record show, this guy is dog shit at driving.
What the record show, the defense is not arguing that point.
Okay, great.
Good.
That settled.
That settled all.
Okay.
You have anything else to, you know, question him on defense?
Wait, the killer, the killer want to turn now?
Yeah.
She's underneath people.
What is your body do show?
You're goddamn freak.
I would explain why you're here then Carter.
Ah, you're a fake defendant.
That's my question. Answer now.
Yes.
Are you sick in the head though?
Injection, relevance?
Yeah, I retire.
You've retired.
No, I'm just...
Oh, it's done. She's retired, Jeff.
She's retired, everybody.
Holy shit! It's over!
Yeah, there can I say something?
I'm too young for that.
I have a question.
Can I say something?
Hold on.
Oh my God.
Why did you buy three pairs of handcuffs instead of one?
So I can have one in the car, one in the bed, and one on me, you know?
Excuse me?
Could you reply?
Repeat?
Okay, so I can have one in the car, one in the bedroom, and one on me.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure what the fuck.
Interesting.
You know when it hits you know when it hits it hits anyone so you gotta be prepared.
When did you buy these anchors?
I can't remember. I passed out. So my memory is a little bit.
You can't remember.
I just got me. What do you think after that?
Yeah, I can't. I can't remember because, you know, I just had a, you know, just passed out a few minutes ago. So my memory is still a little foggy.
I think I'm going to go back to
the last question.
I'm going to ask one clear fine
question.
You said you bought the type of
U-Tool and south Los
Santos near the south side.
Yes.
Okay.
Can we just go check right now and
then give this idiot perjury?
I don't know.
I don't know.
this idiot perjury I was actually earlier like can we just all go tell me and
then just give this dumb fuck perjury yeah I'm in that I was thinking about that
because I was down after you told the a let's just all go together yeah okay
okay great that's fantastic because I did not see him hey listen to me keep an
one eye on him. Well, yeah, I'm going to be passing him in handcuffs. I'm going to go
pull the car around. I have to actually. Yeah, but that door France. France, great job,
perjury. Perjury, your first case. That's really good. I mean, it's because of you because
you bring it up and you should get it. Yeah, that's what we call a perjury trap. I was actually,
you want me to be honest, I was actually gonna ask you to go back on stand and ask you if you ever
sell handcuffs when you buy them. Yeah, you don't need to do that. Sometimes you just
yell things at the judge. I think my opening was great, kind of. It was so good. You're the
the best cop I've ever seen on the stage. No. No, it definitely was. But I try counting
like Sesame Street. What is that? What's Sesame Street? Hmm. It's a show about a weird little
green thing in a trash can that teaches kids to share. Yeah, I wanted to make them feel
like kids yeah you gotta you gotta send him like a servant place I just I was
closing out that that tab oh yeah you got it still in there $70,000 worked off
can you believe it? That's great.
Danny.
Watch your head, big guy. Come to me.
What? Suspect to kill.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Well, I'll figure that out.
Huh.
I
Someone needs to go get done it's wrong for person
Where is it
Now take it back to the mind
I don't know.
Fuck them? You know what? Fuck the you.
Chat, let's check those prime subs.
Let's get to 10.5K. That's gonna unlock a mic block stream tomorrow.
And don't forget that tomorrow is gonna be a 10 hour Friday.
Hello.
Hey, Wrangler, this is Eric.
We're going to the south side you to right? Yeah, we are
Okay, we're on our way there. All right. I'll see you guys there
What France?
Well, where are we going? You are we not going to you do?
Yeah, this is this is this is the way to that
Okay, okay
I'm just seeing you drive off road
We never ever driven off road
never
No, you're not used to seeing your drive-on is that what you mean? I
Take this road all the time. I'm thinking about a document calling it the Randy Wrangler happy trail
I mean the utu is um, yeah on the south side
That's a mega mark
He said you to along the south side
Oh
Okay, could you stop with that if you love
Yes
Who the hell's house fucker that James Randall
Why's James Randall happens
I was communicating on the radio earlier.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
Yeah, I just heard from the radio.
I had code for him.
He just proved that he was a doctor.
Oh, James Randall's a doctor.
Yeah, he's a doctor, yep.
OK.
OK.
Uh.
I'm in.
I mean, do good versus undress exist, huh?
What about it?
I don't think Jim Shulam should be there, doctor.
Okay, but what does David have to do with this?
Do you think he's going to neglect his patients?
Well, yes.
That's all possible.
Look at this.
Wow, there's no handcuffs here. Well, I guess he's gonna just gonna get perjury then.
So, do you be stuck when I'll say things?
Wow. He is so belt.
Yeah. Oh.
Nobody was fucking so belted if he was a little star in the other set, so belted.
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What the fuck in the world are you?
Guilty perjury.
Yeah, all right good job Carter
I think that was a taste of how the
About the civil trial is gonna go you were actually right Carter. I didn't get him perjury. I didn't do that. Yeah, you did you're responsible for your client
Charging what's up, Carter? You were so confident, huh?
I
Got fire and you didn't I
Still can't believe that
Like the boys soccer team or some shit
This is a bend it like back
I was asking questions okay my job did question my client during a trial all right so we can
I'm sorry, two months.
Well, no, this doesn't solve the charge.
It does.
To which we're appealing.
Oh, the three counts. Yeah, I was going to do guilty on that.
I did no legal way to get it unless you can prove to me that there's an astral place to get them.
and it just the police had those.
If there was like pink fluffy ones,
then that probably had a more reasonable doubt to me.
But like nice deal of cars.
The cops weren't entered into evidence.
There is no proof that those are government equipment.
The charges in illegal possession,
it's not even illegal to possess handcuffs.
There's no proof that they're government equipment.
Yeah, they are though.
Okay, are you saying you want us to take a picture of his pockets Carter?
What are you saying Carter do you want to do you want us to take a picture of his pockets
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I brought them into the goddamn courtroom and I said here they are
I would just like it if Jane of Custody was followed.
That is Jane of Custody, it went from him to me.
The arresting officer.
That's literally Jane of Custody.
Yeah, but you missed the final link where they go into evidence.
I brought him to a fucking courtroom, it doesn't matter.
They don't need to go into an evidence log or they're just going straight to a courtroom, who gives a shit?
And furthermore, your honor, this should at minimum be a one-time-
Also, also, also.
Also, chain of custody isn't some sort of defined order of operation.
It's a legal defense.
Yeah, and it's the defense I'm arguing, one of the defenses I'm arguing.
So if the judge says, well, it going from the suspect to the arresting officer to the
courtroom, isn't a break of chain of custody, then get fucked.
Bitch.
From the courtroom in this courtroom.
We're in a parking lot in the South Side.
Well, he wanted to read the verdict here, so this is now a courtroom.
Yeah, guilty. You can ask questions if everything's done.
If you feel like my decision wasn't just a payload to Yellow Eyes or John Law.
I mean, all the blame is obviously guilty.
Of course you're getting paid.
Am I getting paid?
Of course you're getting paid.
You're getting paid.
You can't get paid.
Whatever.
What's the press for a bench, Phillip?
I smoked you, Carter. I smoked you.
you we're all very proud of you small head you just got the perjury list buddy
you can never testify again
That's number two on the perter list.
Don't pay me, don't pay me.
How much do they make for a Bench row?
How much do they make a Bench row?
One thousand.
Jesus, what the fuck?
I went too far on Carter, but he was so rude to me at the parking lot.
No, you did not. No, you did not go too far.
You didn't go far enough.
See, it was like I was smokey, blah blah blah blah blah blah, you suck.
kind of thing.
Yeah, you didn't go too far.
He didn't say I sucked, but he meant it.
Yeah, it was applied.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, so I think my opening was better than his.
His opening was terrible.
You did a very good job, France.
Is anyone at the quarry?
Yes, two supervisor.
Oh, I can't hear the quarry.
Oh, good.
Three.
Three?
They'll name us there.
Gary Rush.
Hey, Gary.
And Applewood.
Oh, yeah, South is dealing with Tony Pastrami.
One, two, three.
French, you did a great job.
We're all proud of you.
Thank you so much.
I really love Quartz, and I want to get better.
Really?
I love Quartz.
I think someday you're going to be the best legal mind in the BCSO.
I want to get better at objections, but I also wanted to let him keep digging his grave, if that makes sense.
So that's why I didn't ask so many questions.
Yeah, that's smart. Never object when they go on the sand, because they usually just get burgery.
All right, this is Mark the burjurer. I've been doing repel. Not pretty persistent.
So, process them you can do it now.
No more every laugh now, no more every laugh.
Yeah, all of them are close.
No more every laugh, piece of shit.
Piece of shit.
You hear me?
Okay, alright.
Shit, dick.
Sorry, sheriff.
That's strangely ironic, sometimes.
Get that out.
good Jesus 250 buddy you just gonna be back to you were guilty good yeah because
I'm just gonna put you in the 100 won charge, it's 6500 dollars per month
Hey guys!
He's right there, nice to meet you
I'm gonna run down to the mines
Hey ho! Hey ho!
Hey Gary!
We're back from the job!
I
Did you got one for you?
250 month perger
Yes, oh, yeah, really just used to be your Julie works off is fine
60,000
16 16. Oh, that's nothing buddy. You'll be out of here like an hour and we
Don't know the friction months a wrangler. Yeah, I talked to Tessa about getting one of those I
Those nicer pickaxes she said she was gonna bring one down here for me. Okay
I'm looking like I got all these criminals down here. They're they're they got the nice pickaxes
I'm looking like a chump in front of them. You know, I got this fucking piece of shit. I hear you. I hear you
Yeah, yeah, we'll we'll bring one down for you. All right, sounds good, buddy. Appreciate it. Good job, Gary
What's your name you little scoundrel?
What can't got your tongue talk to me
Hey
I
Right, I got a tough one. We got a tough cookie to break down here. Good luck Gary
I'll make sure he gets fucking whipped in the shape. Okay
All right, bring me to BCSO and also I can do the sleep there. Oh come on you got one more in you
Come on big girl, it's fine. I can do one month. That's fine
I'm not sure if I'm going to get out of the way.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Do you want to these and the shift exactly.
I love catching dog.
I think you did a good job, you know, and if you're serious about getting better in the courtroom, I would love to groom you
What does that mean teach you?
essentially, thank you
Me to teach you everything I know
And condition you to take my spot
My block stream I want to learn 10.5. Okay, that's a that's a little bit
Not a big trust man. You should have 10.5 my block stream tomorrow
I want to get better with objections and opening in closing statements.
No Bill.
Well, the thing is like whenever I try to call for a lawyer and get a bench trial to
learn more.
the right dongle yeah I got a I've been I've been hooked bad though man every
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Thank you so much for the five gifties.
Rock, goggles, we're doing our stuff.
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Single-handedly buying a bike block.
Okay, that's done.
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I was just trying to find the area.
He's being on his shareback.
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oh wait a minute wait what happened come on killer take the front I'll take the
back check the door
back window open I don't think you can get through that though I think it's a
little too small wait did it hit 10 point I think it did hit 10.5 we'll count
it run it up run it up I don't think it did okay never mind it didn't okay it
did it. Hey, come here. Come here. I gotta show you something.
Send it. All right. Flex. Flex your fuck one muscle. Just so
you this is good. I gotta teach everyone to do this. Okay. And
then you can actually you can lock it up. See what I mean? Oh,
that's perfect. Yeah, everyone actually needs to do that.
yeah okay I'll keep it in mind this will actually be helpful for the future when
people just hit and run and then come back and exactly I don't think all right
because I think that's what they've been doing
now they've been doing that they just break and then they were in shunt and
And then we passed by were like, what the heck's going on?
They're like, being obvious.
I didn't.
How much did it fill all the holes?
How much did it fill all the holes?
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Thank you.
This is a question to Walker.
What do you mean it's homosexual? What are you talking about?
He's like, fill my hole!
I just have to bring that in Europe!
What's happening here?
217 must be patrolling on...
...Farmer's Drive...
...Observing...
...THF
You're dead, bitch!
This is 9 plus 1 and out 38 on the North really so far.
With a, uh, orange and colored golf cart?
We're chasing two right now into the baseball field. We need additional Zesa
They're gonna be wearing green
Where'd the other one go
I see a car on the other street right now, on the other street, flash.
I'm close to 176 and we're coming for Marmini.
I'll put you to continuing on the Diamond Baseball field, I have left side of the other sixer.
That's the innocent, flash out there.
Oh, 70 guys.
I taste, I don't need to cuff, I don't need to cuff.
Friends, I don't need to cuff.
Resisting, resisting, resisting!
He's gonna jump on other street.
He's not doing it because it's too high to talk.
Thing on the side, sewer, oh my god, ah!
Can I, can I, can I, can I?
No
They successfully the music up again
Block the car don't block the car. Why are you blocking traffic? Good?
You got this killer
Got him
you're mine buddy why are you running man I was told to
they can't see from the tent buddy you're up search them right
yeah you only got a rest area from Walker yeah what's going on I just got a
I'm feeling down.
One of the guys you just dropped off there apparently is just pretending he's in handcuffs or something and hasn't talked in 10 minutes.
Yeah, just... that's fine.
I think I pissed him off, Sheriff.
Yeah, you would just leave him like that.
Copy that, Sheriff.
What's he feeling?
I'm feeling a pussy bag on this person.
Hey, did you tell him to stop?
Yeah, I told him to stop multiple times while I was about to search him.
I
What are you doing
Yeah, man, you're selling weed. Yeah
How long you been doing that not super long make pretty good money
Not really really how much you get a bag
Come on like like 250 look that's pretty good a
Bad for you just stand in here. Yeah, it's pretty good
It's a no parking zone.
about a fucking epic way out of this shit that is such fail fucking arpeggio
what the fuck is that it it takes nine hours to get that bag dude absolutely
wrong if someone told you takes nine hours to grow then they just straight
up line to you I know how long it takes to grow because I made the fucking
server also the whole point is I mean if you're growing one plan at a time sure
I guess
three to grow six to dry
right where are we heading to but but blue the button because it's giant selling
weed yeah yeah but I think the whole point is that you're supposed to do
like 20 at a time also you get like what you get like six bags off one plan I'm
not complaining I'm just saying well I'm just and I'm just fucking telling you a
piece of shit. Chaz has got really the owner. Yeah, yeah.
Alright, 369 just got a whole- I'm not- I'm not gonna be a pushover owner.
Okay.
If you- I don't- I don't- I don't have the service to play on. You could maybe go into
the owner's chat and bitch about shit and get it changed. That's not me. I'm gonna fucking
tell you what the fuck it is. I'm sorry, okay? No, actually, as a matter of fact, I'm gonna
find out your username and if you do anything but grow and sell weed this weekend your account
is fucking banned. How about that? I can and I'm allowed to fucking do this. I'm allowed
to do it. Don't do that he won't make any money. Weed is supposed to make a shit ton
of money if we doesn't make money how
good people are standing around doing it
all day you throw wheat away well did
you have you progressed it at all because
it is a tiered system
No. Well there you fucking go. You hate cornering. You're missing out. The cornering system is
really fucking cool. There's no way he doesn't make a lot of money. Everyone is doing it,
So, you know, I uh, last time we, what's this guy's name?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm Terry.
Does Terry have any death?
Talk crap.
Send back.
Terry, I thought you told me last time that we talked that you hated being in a gang.
I do, man.
Well, why are you out there selling weed then?
Oh, yes.
They told me to.
Okay, Walter, what are you trying to say?
Sir, you got to leave that gang.
I can. I can help you. You just need to give me information, man.
He told me not to snitch because they knew I would. I will get you an entirely different identity.
I'll get you a house up north. You can work at Plan B.
No one will ever find you.
An entire house, man? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm crazy.
You just gotta tell me where the hell you guys are getting this weed from.
We got one individual.
Oh crap, are we going to the mine?
Yeah, you gotta work your animals.
No, come on man, you go to the mine.
Well, where do you get the weed from then?
I have soft hands man, I can't go there.
Where'd you get the weed from Terry?
I don't know.
Terry?
They don't tell me man.
You're going to the mine.
They just give it to me.
You know what? You're going to the mine. Maybe you can think about it in the mine.
Come on, man, no!
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Nice.
Oh, yeah, look at this Terry into the mind.
I've never been here.
Hey, Gary.
Hey, you got more for me.
Meet Terry.
He has weekends.
Hey, Gary.
Hey, Gary!
I know, Terry!
What's up?
I'm scared!
Hey, uh...
Is this a Wrangler?
Alright, what are you charging with?
Wrangler, I'm running out of fucking...
I'm running out of fucking...
Some position and resisting.
It's perfect.
Did you serve him in place?
Not yet.
I'm gonna do it now.
What's up, Gary?
I'm running out of fucking pickaxes down here.
You want me to go get some?
Alright, uh...
Yeah, if you don't mind.
Yeah, I'll go get some for you.
I appreciate that, buddy.
You want me to go?
If you don't mind, I
Appreciate that buddy
Because I as much as I love putting these people to work. I need some pickaxes to put them to work
You know what I mean?
Oh John
Did you call Sal?
I don't know
I'll try giving them a call
Why did the DRC come get me and send me off to jail bro?
Oh, sorry about that
that are fine how do you think sorry I didn't hear anything oh wait wait wait
he has a gun on him that doesn't belong to him either oh it's fine sir what the
hell Terry yeah wait I felt the plastic baggy but I didn't feel the
a freaking weapon? That's what...
Can we go plan B after?
Yep, you can do whatever you want after this France.
Alright, correction.
Soon, shortly.
Alright, correction. Terry, your child has been following. One time self-accommodation, one time resisting, one time criminal
positions with class one forum and one time position if I control the just
since 50 months in the mine and I find up to $2,725 how do you please okay man
guilty yeah these would be held in place and be working at the mine okay these
people they're they're kind of starving and thirsty as hell and I also don't
have the amount of pickaxes to provide to them okay that sounds good yeah okay
I appreciate that that all sounds great
Did you take your shirt?
When you hold someone in place, the DLC comes and swoops in.
So he'll have to go to MMP mission row or BCS or DLC to get it back.
not done seizing his items sir that's fine all right Jerry we'll be back we gotta go get you an axe
okay cool i'm gonna get accustomed to my new home
oh what a mess sorry bring some food for the quarry or no we can go to plan b and we can have them do it
I think we should progressively make the mind get deeper and deeper.
Like once a week just make it like a foot deeper.
Didn't they do that?
Probably.
the
that's correct, sir.
in the months you
Hey a salad
Okay, could you guys get a giant order over the months? I'm paying you guys
We're on dongle thank you so much for six subs like how big like probably like 30 combos
When do you want to buy now they need to get over there now those prisoners are starving. Let's start making them right away
All right charge you yeah charge me for it
You are such an attractive woman, I'm sorry. Thank you
There's somebody
It's I need mustache. No, it's not Jesus Christ. Why would you say that I'm gonna go to bed?
I'm not saying that but I'm saying I'm not attracted to that. I'm I'm able to look past it.
I mean just you love your adults.
Of course I do. I never have time to go to a restaurant. Wow, Jesus.
Okay. I just put one waffle in there so you can pay for it and then we'll, you know, we'll...
Yeah.
What do you like us to bring?
Sure, if what was that for?
That's a good job, Bunch. Just bring it all over at once.
All at once.
If it hurts, eat some napkins.
All right, we're not making it.
We'll make it feel better.
Thank you, guys.
Absolutely.
friends I don't get to go to restaurants very often because I was just chain
cold and back up. So I just buy hot dog. No matter how expensive they make them, I'm just getting hot dog.
You gotta support the local restaurants. I know but I'm getting cold everywhere in the EU that's why.
There's not many in it you know. So I'm like leaving of hot dog and water and it's really annoying.
But I don't get to eat many mupple. You should start your shift of getting a couple
commas before you even go on duty yeah you know yeah
what's wrong
same yeah very much on a get on patrol as soon as possible
oh yeah being chaser no i don't think you saw
A fair amount of my arrest on a weekly basis, an arrest I just fall into, for example, I got a guy for doing arson in DMV a few days ago, so it's cool.
Really?
Yeah.
The guy came out, he was like, I'm going to put his place on fire and he actually used a gas tank and put his vehicle on fire.
Oh, he actually did it? Wow.
Yeah, and then he threw up in front of the DMV.
Should I buy one pickaxe, sir?
Sure.
I'll buy a couple.
Put them in the trunk.
There should be a better way to do this, a better way to do what?
to do this I don't even know what the hell that guy's talking about.
Alright that's enough.
Put a crafting bench at the quarry.
Oh!
Blah!
No!
Please no crafting benches, man.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Chase RPs, you're home, I have a bowler.
Why do you hate Gary so much?
No diamond pickaxe.
I'm gonna afford it right now.
Fuck off.
Suspect right D should look like the Infantress.
We
Gary check the trunk, please no mo. Oh, thank God
Great job everybody
Was I going to go ahead and take this off I need to get out of here
listen 70,000 come on let me go 70k bro
wow all right fine put the diamond pickaxe in the trunk
I said if you hit a hundred gay no no no we're making a deal here
that's not the deal that we made
I said 100k
sir I will say he has been doing a really good job
that's fine and he also has been helping other people
that's okay that's fine but we're reforming him and he needs to learn
that when you make a deal that's the deal
if I ease up on him now and give him any leniency
he might just slip into his criminal ways
that's actually the opposite
if you want to do this to me
You're putting me down a dark path. Don't you fucking put that evil
Say that fucking put that evil
That's how it works
He's manipulating me this guy's a gentle Donnie you've been on an upswing all night. You really want to spiral down like
Listen, I'm not all right. You know what? I'm just gonna get out of here because I think seeing a police officer is bad for him for some reason
We made a deal fuck face
Yeah, and you're supposed to go like, oh, sorry to kill that.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Sorry, if you don't mind me asking, what was the deal?
It was that if he...
He volunteered.
Uh, if he...
He's in the trunk.
If he clears 100k...
Get out of the trunk.
Then he gets to keep the diamond pickaxe.
You're trespassing.
And how much is he cleared? 70k?
Yeah, he only needs 30 more k.
It'll take you fucking 30 minutes, Donny.
Donny, you don't have to do that tonight, either.
You can do it, you know?
Why do you have to be the one who's right?
Why can't I be right?
Why can't you do something nice for me because it's not about right or wrong? We made a deal. That's all it is
Yeah, so why don't you want to be nice to the guy who could I make a deal? Yeah?
Yes, sir. Can I get extra extra fine removed if I really farm like a good farmer boy?
What do you mean like if you like credit?
Yeah, can I get some credit? We don't have a credit system
You would just can I get a coupon for a credit system? I'd be the first guy to get it
I'll I'll consider it but probably not. I'm out on bail and I came here voluntarily like a good boy. Good! The criminals yearn for the mines
You came here because instinctually you were you were drawn here like a moth to a flame
Hit my fucking car with a pickaxe what's your damn problem?
You need to chill the fuck out
I'm being nice to you
Because listen here's the thing okay Donnie you're the way you are because at some point an adult figure in your life failed you by
Constantly compromising and bending needed whatever you want. I'm not gonna fail you like that. We made a deal
Listen you made a deal
Do I like dirty Harry?
No, no one fucking does
He's an asshole.
So, when he was out here, I'd be obsessed with this pilot.
That's not...
Okay.
Yeah, I don't mind dirty hair at all.
Listen, we made a deal, okay?
Just...
If you just, you know, uphold your end of it, then you get to keep it.
It's not simple.
I've never helped you.
No, get back to the lines.
And I'm out of dealings.
You just let it brew a little bit, alright?
I'll think about it.
Get back to the mines.
Good.
This is great, everybody.
Look at this.
I mean, look at this.
This is awesome.
I don't like this.
What do they think?
They love working. They don't even realize.
I hate this.
I hate this. I don't like this at all.
I'll get them go.
Yum treats will die down a little when people don't pay the fines.
They learn the lesson.
You sweet, sweet, French bitch.
They'll never be done paying their fines.
You French bitch, take your life.
How much is a rock?
how much is a rock 250 bucks oh yeah I thought it was 500 you think we're ever gonna you
think we're ever gonna live in a world where people don't have fines well I
could say a world where the criminal try to balance their crime with some
mind time yeah but it's never gonna go away they're always gonna have to that's
through. Should I respond to this 9-1-1? I don't know, I'm going off duty. I'm going to get you personally. Alright. I hope you enjoy the ship with me, sir. Listen, my French children, this is a very good shift and I'm proud of both of you, even if no one else is. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Did I pass my final event? You know what? You sure did. France, welcome aboard.
Really I mean I was that was a joke. Yeah, you did it graduations
Is it true yes, it's true
All right, this are and you that's great. Oh I got credo
Lip ass
I'm going to sleep in a bush or something because I can't go to my house.
Why can't you go home?
Well, I need to buy the mansion on point of view of the road.
I don't have it yet.
You're never going to be able to afford a mansion.
It's going to be called the Owl Manor, sir.
Okay, whatever
I'm a sugarist, thanks for my help, sir.
Since I passed it, I guess.
But I can't even make any music.
You only make $50 an hour?
So, I'm a sugarist, I'm tired,
and I do not own music on my job.
I feel like it's gotta be more than that.
How much do I make?
Why the fuck am I only making?
Hello?
You got me fucked up, man.
What the fuck?
I'm the fucking sheriff!
Corruption?
Is that corruption?
who yeah I guess actually who would
set that
change your salaries on a percent well
who the fuck changes it then the
governor the state a caper shift yeah I
I fucking deserve that
Yeah, I guess we need to figure out who
Yeah, I'm gonna keep it like that though just in case cuz that's probably better
Yeah, just in case
Pretty good shift. I think I'm ready for a day off of Wrangler though, which means that it's all going to go to hell
So I think tomorrow we did hit the 10.5 K sub goal. I
Think tomorrow's a prior Mike block day
Yeah, I think I mean I think it's just got to me right no Jordan Bale that court case got dismissed
In case you're wondering.
Yep.
That court case got dismissed.
I gotta ask Moose to play hooker.
I think his PC is fucked up or something.
You're excited for that one?
Same.
same Z's
okay I'm really tired
I'm gonna go um if someone a host
Trying to find who?
Yamanox is alive?
What are they doing?
Yamanox?
Let's actually, let's give Tendage Todd.
Let's give Tendage Todd a raid.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's give 10 inch Tata rate. Um, thank you guys for watching. Like I said, I think
tomorrow I'm, I need a day off Wrangler. Do some mic block prior and then Saturday we
We have, um, Swords Wars, so that'll be fun.
That will be fun.
Very excited for that.
Thank you guys for watching today.
Tomorrow and, uh, Saturday, 10 hour streams.
If you need a day off period, then just take it.
Oh, I'm good.
You think I can take a day off with all this good RP happening?
I'm a junkie, yeah!
Yeah!