you
Got knives for long clips, so stop it with that boorish shit.
You want your life, you better think before you do this.
What up?
I gotta log in real quick.
I gotta, uh...
It's cracking.
The power's out in your area.
Make sure you spend your entire phone battery watching this stream.
That's what you want to do.
Yeah.
Bing, chillin'.
Money time now storage wars is gonna have to be next weekend. I
Didn't quite get done in time, but that's that's fine. We got a lot of shit going on with this anyways
There's already a lot of good RP going on we don't want RP overload
12 hour today. Oh, yeah. Oh
Yeah, Valentine's Day. I don't know. I'm not streaming for Valentine's Day. I'm not gonna be here. So just whatever people want
Whatever people want to do, maybe I'll try to think of something for Valentine's Day weekend
Well, I'm gearing up for 24 hours. No, dude, it's a fucking that's a trap, man. I'm telling
you 24 hour streams are a trap to 12 hour streams is superior. I swear I stand by this
Did I announce auction wars? No, and it's a good thing I did it because it's not done.
We actually might need to pump the brakes on the content because we have a lot of shit
coming out and I feel like a lot of shit comes out every week.
Exactly matters.
No one's watching at fucking six in the morning anyways.
But shout out to LK.
Although it sounds like she...
I don't know what the situation was there.
It sounds like she promised a 24 hour stream in a days or something.
No, not Lord Kevin. Levitating kitty. Okay, it was looking rough. Dude. I click through
stream at like 11. Man. She looked like she was fucking going through it, man. That shit
sucks. Matt RP is doing a 19 hour stream day. People are hooked. Moon has been playing
offline. Moose brothers been caught playing offline. I got to uh, alright this character
is dead. RIP tit slapper. Oh, jerk mate. What's jerk mate up to? What does this character
look kind of scary direction doesn't kind of funny um
i need to um i'm wondering if i should just
teach gsf how to actually make the crocodile
instead of just spawning it in and giving it to him
i feel like that might be better nah why are people saying no
Too early? Oh my god, you fucking people.
Please never start a roleplay server.
Just don't ever do it, please.
Holy shit, you're all wrong.
Yeah.
It's like, it's one of those things where it's just like, you gotta get the-
You gotta get moving while the shit's good, man.
You can start giving out some fragments
Yeah, I guess it's just the RP surrounding it is so it's so good right now. I feel like the RP around
Making it in shit and distributing it is gonna be better than the RP around figuring out how to do it is my thought process
I mean let me all you people that said no
Did you watch me distributing this shit to other gangs last night or have you been watching people trying to figure out how to do it?
You know what I mean both now you fucking now you're lying you just now you're just looking like who's close all right who's close
you're watching Roach try to figure it out okay well guess what chat if I teach
an entire gang how to fucking make it guess what that's gonna spread also
there's ways in character to learn how to make it and also this is a dog buck
Honeypot
Your dude checked out reddit earlier they are not happy. I
Recommend a more organic way to distribute stuff
McConnell all of the subreddits that I read had nothing to it but good things to say about it
Which leads me to believe that you're glued to the
purple subreddit which is all
disgruntled purple devs and players and
and uh...
Maribute gangman this has been proven
multiple times over
so many of those people have been caught
being actual disgruntled maribute
ex-maribute gang members
this has been proven time and time again
who gives a shit
Who fucking cares?
Yeah, who gives a shit?
Shoes.
You wish you had a hate subreddit?
He's spawning things on his server that he's paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for?
How could he do this?
Yeah, I mean of course the official subreddit of purple roleplay or umbras would be mad.
I mean I'd destroy their server.
They have nothing left but to be mad.
But guess what?
Everyone that's actually watching and everyone that's actually involved in the RP fucking
loves it.
has been loving it. So McConnell, I guess I asked you a question. Now I have a question
for you. Are you gonna actually get into the server and enjoy role play or even just watch
the role play? Or are you just gonna listen to skits or Redditors and regurgitate whatever
the craziest collection of people on the internet have to say in my twitch chat? You have
a choice. Choose. You could either play wow and continue to be a miserable internet guy
or you could break the cycle. You're going to see what the skit's so safe for a bit longer.
What is it with wow? What is it with wow players and just being attracted to misery?
What is that?
It's the Paladin Curse, 20 years of abuse, it's just all they know.
Pain without love, pain can't get enough, pain detective.
Please don't lash out at me.
I am lashing out because we're all sitting here having a good time enjoying how good
the rps and you want to fucking bring up dumbass redditors knowing goddamn well
I'm gonna read it and fuck the vibes up you fucking dickhead I am lashing out
you're getting lashed out on right now it's happening
fuck I'm sorry you know the worst part about it is the second I did slash me
menu and I fucking spawned in an item I was like this is gonna be a fucking
300 comment thread
But you know you're the thing the fact of the matter is you know
I've paid for the server and if I think that something is good for RP. I can do it and no one could stop me and
That's just it
So I guess all people can do is scream at each other I don't know
You know no one could actually stop me
They're holding onto it for the time being, you know?
Take a good point, there's no monkeys on duty right now either.
They got what they wanted and they hated it.
I agree, all of those fucking Skitzo, X-Maributa members, X fucking Purple Devs, all of them
are on their burner accounts.
They have no one to blame but Snow because guess what?
was his idea. He told me to make my own server and I took his advice. If this was literally
snow's idea, they have no one to blame but him. Yeah. Well, it's pet to spawn in grenades.
I can't even do any damage.
Just blow people up.
Thank you, McConnell.
Yep, no problem.
Yeah, no mountains.
Yeah, I'll probably do...
Honestly, I could probably get this to the doctor before hospital security.
I don't think he'll accept it.
Beeper detected
The amount of time those people spend yeah, I agree man I
Mean like hey watching political
Streamers I can like I can kind of understand that a little bit
You know what I mean?
Because at least I guess you kind of feel like you're making a difference by calling them out on I don't know right that
That makes a little more sense to me
But like hate-watching rope, I guess the problem is these people are so disconnected from reality that this becomes their reality
Like to RP hate watchers. This is actual politics to them
You know what I mean, I think that I think that's the issue and there's I mean
And there's no point in arguing because it's just you're arguing with insane people, you know
There's no point
It isn't.
It's a very good source of entertainment, but I think if you find yourself getting angry
to the point where you need to type a paragraph about how pissed off you are about something
on Reddit, your time might be better spent, I don't know, planning a garden or like
going for a walk.
Did he tell you what it's name was?
No, see, fucking God damn you, McConnell.
Aw, geez.
Now you're gonna make me do this.
I don't know people, I just know they're cops.
Alright.
Now that's what you fucking made me do.
Literally a website you can use to see what subreddits in their post posters cross laptop. I checked GTR peers come from XQC as my destiny politics and a handful of
adjacent subreddits
Yeah
Right it was a mistake
It really was, yeah.
If I see inside that, it's sad.
No, I really don't care that much, I promise.
I can...
I got more customers than any of my dancers.
They hate me on that subreddit?
Yeah, because I've ruined purple.
That's an official purple roleplay subreddit.
I've ruined the server.
Chase RP on top.
Go Penta.
WPenta.
You can actually get the purple subreddit removed if it's a stark reddit.
No, I shouldn't do that because if I've thought about it, I had a long think.
And I was like, if I get that subreddit removed, these people legitimately might kill themselves.
And I, because it's all they have.
And I don't want people to die.
You know what I mean?
I don't think anyone deserves to be dead.
No, not good. I don't- I don't think- I don't think people- I don't think anyone deserves to be dead over that, you know?
You know what? But here's what I actually think.
We just need to get everyone back on RP Clips GTA
because here- the issue is
everybody went in their own little fucking echo chambers, and I like when everyone used to argue with each other. I think that was better.
Everyone everyone went in their own in their own little echo chambers. Let's get everyone arguing with each other again
You know what I mean
Let's let's get let's let's get back on that was more fun
I'm saying relate to that. Yeah, yeah, this is a good seat. Oh, yes, I think the seagulls are like, oh
I like not you see what you fucking did McDonald's here
This person just said say sorry to Kyle sign Kyle on a deal
We don't do that here there's no one is
This is probably the only server that doesn't have NDAs unironically.
This is probably the only RP server that doesn't have NDAs or deals or anything.
Even the devs, they're not really on an NDA.
Not really.
I sold it uh... on fire.
She's gonna be done with R.P.
It's pretty sad.
Don't like that.
Streaming all together?
Yeah.
Well that happens though, man. I mean people uh, why?
I don't know, I guess she's gonna have a big announcement stream to talk about it.
She hasn't played since you got fired
Yeah, I mean I figured as much would happen, but like I just I don't know and I hope that's not why she's done
but
Man, we really tried to make on fire actually
Workable, but it just it just was not happening
It just was not happening that was a tough character to turn into a cop
What's this guy doing?
Did she go out of her way to get fired? I don't know what happened. I just remember end of uh, end of purple was pretty rough
She's pretty cool as hell well it was I gotta say it was just it was really hard to train
a cop that could only just didn't even remember words.
Palito's popping right now. Chaser prodigy. For me, I'm gonna say chase RP. And I know
that might be a bit of a shock that that's my opinion. Really? Yeah, for me, I would say
chase RP. Yeah, rated isn't allowed here. So that's good. The women can feel safe,
I think is a big plus. There you go. That's a good clip. Big if true. Yeah, there we go.
Thanks for keeping me safe. No one cares more about them fucking bitches than Penta. Everyone knows that.
I thought an elf over there and the elf with the pointy shoe kicked me right in the nuts.
Oh, I took me out for the day.
Oh, yeah.
I'll say the town doctor.
I hear he's pretty good.
Yeah, the town doctor's not too bad.
He was able to fix my nuts pretty easily there, but he's still a little sore.
Well, that's to be expected.
What do I...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Spiking the nuts well.
So, yeah, don't get in a fight with any of those elves.
They fight dirty. They play dirty. Oh, yeah, those fucking elves
Yeah, I have a good one there Jeremy
What's up
Yeah, I love just, uh, RIP Bill.
Prior win.
I don't know man, there's just so much fucking RPG going on, you know.
It's hard, right?
There's just so much happening and then there's more happening next fucking week
and then there's even more happening after that
this is just- I'm getting- it's actual rp overload
holy shit
there you go
I abscorted the right woman
thank you
oh my god
I know you're the first one to get a permission to
um
purchase a dance
oh nice
Hell yeah, good job.
No, I mean, this is for science.
Yeah, you got to test these.
My only one that can add a wall to play it on three.
Oh, yeah, I should probably do that right away.
Guys, quick announcement.
Twenty people have gotten a three day band
for getting whitelisted and instantly, again,
creating another duplicate character.
We've actually had to ban 20 people this weekend.
I just, I don't know, man.
Some people just are not getting it.
I don't understand the thought process, but...
Maybe that should be a test. Maybe that should actually...
We should just revoke their whitelist and be like,
Alright, well, you just failed the first test.
Is that in the rules?
Duplicate?
Yeah, so what some people will do is they'll, uh...
They'll have a whitelisted character.
Or, I'm sorry, they'll have a Polito character.
They get whitelisted, right?
So they'll make a Polito character while their app is being reviewed.
Right. And then they get whitelisted and then they make their whitelist character the same exact as their Polito character except for on the whitelist.
And we've announced this like two times.
I guess we have to put it in the rules.
I thought it wasn't the rules.
I mean you would just think though that that would just be common sense, but I guess not.
I did talk about in the meeting there have been new people to the community though we're
almost at 10,000 if you are already whitelisted can you solve a pleato character can your
pleato character become an honest character yes there is not a way for that to happen
an NRP right now. It is coming very soon though.
What the hell is this guy doing?
Alright.
So what's going on? We talked about drama. I got taunted by McConnell.
Hello friend. You took the full day, huh?
I'm just spying on a minor.
No, no, no, come on, man.
fucking don't say that kind of stuff yeah Brad Arnold died three doors down
RIP glad I got to see them before he died
What? Yeah. Stage 4 kidney cancer. Thank you for creating this. I've had so much fun
on the server and everyone has been awesome. Do you see that? Is McConnell still in here?
Do you see that man? That's what you need to focus on. I just, I just, I really just
Wild players just are they just love misery. That's the only thing I could think of
Just bad people, you know
Maybe the storage a lot now the storage
Garages aren't quite done
So we're gonna wait till next we can do that, but that's okay cuz there's tons of RP right now anyways
Fuck you chat
Hey, Pete
Can you show up to a police and like crack Jesus and teach them how to make drugs and that they have to teach a
gang member from the south like a GTA mission could be fun maybe thank you for
starting with fuck you chat I appreciate that yeah that's what I talked
about when I started the stream I was like I wonder if I should just teach
GSF how to make the shit but then people were like no some people are
close but I mean I don't know man does it really matter like if some people are
close though as Mike actually cooked a character no and not at all it doesn't
make sense who gives a fuck I think you should let it play out for a while well
Well, what if I told you that people have been able to do this since the start of the server?
So, should I let it play out for another month?
Uh, yes. Okay.
What's the rush?
Um...
I guess I could go with my original plan,
Where I'm just spawning in the shit and the RP is that it just
It comes from China and then once I get a hut like that's just it people are just gonna need to figure it out
People know how to make it, but they're but they're pretty quiet
Yeah
Limited supply yeah
Okay, you know what? I kind of like that more
That's real life though, I don't know how to make heroin
You could but in real life you can just Google how to do that
Well, you could probably listen to a song about how to do it
I'm not gonna lie who cares small in a small supply. Yeah, small supply
Do not Google that you can Google that
Why get why not you're allowed to Google that
Don't why who gives a shit
I went back to the DMV, lit a little fire again, but then said, this is not political,
this is not political.
Oh, yeah.
And this time I got a letter.
Fair, very fair.
Yeah, they're my lessons, see?
Okay, yeah, alright, well, I guess say, you know what, you already served your time.
Businesses are mine.
What should I do for you, dog?
You want some weed or something?
Weed, nah, that's alright, just enjoying the view, but I'll get out of your hair.
Gonna end up on a watch list
You think that did anything that's enough to get you on a watch list
Buddy okay, yeah, the CIA had
Gig a credible information that 9-11 was gonna happen like they knew that she was gonna happen
And they still didn't do anything
Nothing
Ehh.
Did you watch the Looming Tower?
Is that that Stephen King book?
Good one, Penta.
Umm...
Eugh.
Thank you.
Admit you did it.
9-11?
I won't admit that.
I won't deny it, but I won't admit it
Bots man that car pots and that guy, you know what kind of man. Yeah, you saw it
It's like I know you saw it
There we go nice
I'll meet you on my motto.
That's me.
British alert.
I'll get everything in the bag for you,
then I'll let you know when you're here to swipe, OK?
Twitch Reprpenta doesn't deny involvement with 9-11.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not denying it.
Yeah.
That was in fourth grade when I happened.
People have done worse younger.
You know what I mean?
You look great.
I just can't hear, I'm looking right here.
Shai, shai.
Let's go to the little one, try to just straight cut.
Yeah, okay, so I think, yeah,
I'm gonna let people figure out how to cook it themselves
because it's out there.
And now that I'm spawning the shit in,
as soon as Mike does get put in on drug trafficking,
you know, when the supply dries up,
There you go. Good idea. Thank you.
Now you know what would be cool is if McConnell played and then Bench Guy from the FIB
teaches all the gangs how to make it.
Now that would be good RP.
That I think would be good.
Have you considered penta bad?
Every day buddy.
Here's the thing.
The worst thing anyone's ever said about me on the internet, it means nothing to me.
Cause I say worst to myself in the mirror every fucking morning.
That shit means nothing to me.
a man. Exactly. Man up and hate yourself. Gigafat. Gigagordo. Grandeobeso.
All right, let's see what happened. Did this icon get changed? God fucking dammit man. Hinging.
You're not your department.
Sad. RIP Brad Arnold. He had some, uh, he had some takes. You okay? Cal, Calcyon? Is that
it? Comes back to chase? I mean, look, man, here's the thing. I think that, you know,
Eventually people just quit playing games eventually, right? It's just what happens, you know what I mean?
So there's a lot of people I wish they would come back to RP
But I think we all would be good to accept the fact that people move on man, and that's life
You know, I don't either. I've actually been glued to GTA since fucking 3 came out
You know what I mean, I don't I find I find one thing I like and then that's it forever, okay?
calcium there we go yeah that's just how I am right but for sure she says she's
taking a break from streaming entirely that's actually very smart yeah that's
smart man good for her
She's quitting RPM streaming I mean listen man here's the thing okay the fact of the
matter is streaming is a tough gig not doing it I mean that's it's the easiest
thing on earth but like actually growing your channel and getting to a point
where it's sustainable and you can do it for a living comfortably is very
very difficult it's a tough gig and it's hard to do right I mean you have
to buy a ton of view bots and then you have to buy bots that'll get all your
shit posted all over Twitter and then you have to buy a bunch of reddit bots too
I mean it's just it's a tough gig man you know what I mean so I totally
understand why someone would want to go through all that you know what I'm
saying it's very involved yeah it's true you got a bride LSF mods yeah you
You gotta do a bunch of that.
Uh, you know, it's- it's hard, man.
And then you have to pretend to be telling jokes to people despite knowing that your
entire fucking audience is just bots.
Uh, it's hard.
You know what I mean?
It's a hard gig.
It really is.
Ha ha ha ha!
Good one, Penta.
Any dark souls three tonight yeah, I gotta get that I gotta get that that message out
of the
There's not many factors out there server owners or whatever well, I'm in the best server
owner
There is there's never been a better server owner than me there will never be a better
server owner than me and and I'm gonna tell you why. Okay? I'm so humble. Right? I'm just
I'm just so fucking humble. It's the biggest reason. You know what I mean? I'm just such
a humble guy, just a good guy, you know? And everyone everyone says that about me.
Everyone knows it. And, you know, also the thing about me is I'm so professional
Is- is something else that makes me a great server owner is just y'know, my level of decorum.
Right? And professionalism.
Right. So good for me.
You sound like Trump right now. Lot of people are saying here.
Here's my Trump impression. Ready?
Damn!!!!
Rrrrrrr. Rrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ohhhhh!!!!!
Oh, yeah, you could corner crocodile now, so that's going to be huge
Anyways, chase RP up good.
The future's bright, lots of stuff coming out.
Get very excited for that.
is training. Nice to see. Yeah, it's surprisingly going very well. The
discord is almost up to 10,000. There were a lot of people online yesterday.
You wish Gloria would play on Chase. I eventually think that
everyone's gonna play on Chase. I think that this is just gonna end up
being the superior server. There won't be a choice for anyone else. Um, you
you know, it's just a matter of time.
And I actually do believe this with my entire heart.
Because the thing is that the server, it's too good.
So what's happened was, here's what's happened,
is that all the other server owners fucked up
and they've given me too much time, right?
And now that I have all of these connections
and I have all, you know, this entire community
and most importantly, all of this fucking money,
I can't be stopped, it's over.
You know what I mean?
They would have, they, if, they would need to stop me and go back.
You know what I mean? Four years ago.
Right? It's over now.
Now it's done.
So now that the server is out, right?
And, you know, eventually people are gonna see that these are the best devs, the best, I mean, people already see it, you know what I mean?
People are already seeing it.
You know what I'm saying?
It's, it's, but, but people, they won't, people aren't ready to accept it yet.
You know what I mean?
They know it very smart people are saying it yes
You know I mean
Lots of people are saying it the best role players are saying it
You know what I mean? I was saying I think eventually everyone's just gonna be it
This is gonna be the superior sir. It's gonna be like Walmart
You know what I mean? Yeah, Walmart and honestly if you think about it
Yeah, because it's similar to Walmart in a lot of ways if you think about it
The kind of people you run into people doing drugs everywhere and attacking each other
It is it's it actually is similar to
In a lot of ways
They put on random white sauce on my food. Oh, what is that?
Is that pineapple
Oh, thank God, okay, let me try this random white sauce.
What is this?
Salty.
Yeah, it's weird.
Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'll eat it.
I'll try it.
try it. It's sticky, salty. Yeah, it's weird. Oh, I'll try it, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Thank
you. Let me baby. Can I can you I'm wondering if I should get off the the zero sugar mountain
news I'm starting to wonder if one a day is bad I don't know I just I know it's
extra caffeine but I'm worried because it feels like that it's it says it's zero
calories but is it really you know it's a good point see someone can rip teeth I
was worried about that too because I because I have really good teeth I give
another one. Yeah, give me one. You know what? No, I'm off. Yeah, give me one. Yeah, all right,
give me the Mountain Dew one. And then I'm done with them. And then I'm done. Yeah, then I'm done.
One more and then I'm done. For more. Now we'll get through that. And then and then after that,
bring me a zero sugar Mountain Dew and then I'm off. And then I'm done with them.
Anyways, Chase RP. Yeah, best server. Eventually everyone's just gonna be here. There's no competition.
Were you just thinking Chase RP's your home? It's catchy, right?
It's talking about diet soda I'm not no I'm talking about zero sugar I don't like the
diet so it's worse
chase our peas? What character is this? Jerkmate?
I'm not actually playing this character I'm just doing it to see how much
Crocodile sells for because I'm curious
Weakest season of the Sopranos in your opinion there isn't I'm not even gonna entertain that discussion that shows a masterpiece
There is not a weak season
Season six
That's insane
If people that don't like season six are the same people that don't like season two of the wire they're fucking idiots
there they're fucking idiots they don't understand symbolism in film and
they're just fucking dipshits is the problem they just want to watch Tony
fuck mentally unstable women and beat the shit out of Christopher. That's all. You know what I mean?
I hate season 2 of Band of Brothers. What are you fucking talking about? Band of Brothers season 2?
There isn't a season 2. Is there? It's just one fucking miniseries?
season two is the retirement years
I
Do that you good suck my pee pee
Suck my pee pee suck your pee pee suck my pee pee
Show me your hands motherfucker
Show me your fucking hands, okay?
Oh, yeah, hold the fucking knife
All right, you want me to suck your pee pee?
All right, I'll suck your pee pee.
All right, thank you, man, let's go, let's go, let's go, one, one, one, one, one, one.
There's a pleasure meeting you, American man.
Haha.
Oh!
Haha!
What the fuck?
Haha!
Yeah.
Yeah, we don't want that kind of stuff.
That was some good RP those guys just gave me.
Okay.
I need to make a ticket for my every port or do you guys got it?
What the fuck was that?
Ew. Ew, I didn't like that.
Chad, am I being a drama queen or was that a little icky?
Happens a lot
That was retarded um yeah, I'm gonna probably give that guy seven days that was stupid as shit
That robbery was fine the money was not no and I'm gonna tell you I was fine zero reason that I don't know why that guy robbed me
At all is this his block?
like what the fuck happened that that was that was just fucking dumb as fuck
yeah context yeah that was stupid as shit because you told me suck is your
pee pee nah that was that was pretty bad that was a little boxing
I'm not a fan of permabanding people but that that felt like felt like a seven-dayer to me
Very low effort
seven days you could probably just talk to them if they've had previous
post-bagger is almost like matters great reply this is not a learning server if
you feel like that I tell you what is a learning zone though zone though Polito
Polito is a learning zone yeah this is not a learning server I need to make
this explicitly clear not a learning server you are expected to have roleplay
experience and be at least decent at it imagine doing that to the damn under yeah
that was rough I don't know what the hell that was what if they're beepers
They'll probably, I don't know, they'll probably just get permanently banned then of that.
Like I feel like if you think you're, like if you know your RP isn't the strongest, you should probably avoid doing crime.
Because that has like the biggest rule break potential, you know what I mean?
I think you should just do like some, do like...
Some like Civ RP, you know what I mean?
Do like a goofy character first.
Crime is rough to be the first character to get into, because it has a lot of...
You can easily like cross lines that you should you know I mean you hate low
interaction robbing that was garbage yeah I I hated that I I don't want that
on the server at all I meant I I mean it was a day
Yeah.
I fucking hate it. I hated that. That pissed me off.
That was literally, that was, that was, alright, this is mine now.
New reddit post, petabandmeforobbygm. You know, and they, and they, I mean, technically that is true.
Suck my peepee.
Don't treat players like that.
You can literally just rob the fucking locals.
Call Dowsy and salt room it out.
Well, it wasn't him. He was just in the car.
Yeah, where are you from nothing suck my pee pee these guys are actually just fucking going around in view
What the fuck is this?
Hey buddy, you got any cash?
I'm gonna take it!
Here, take this!
I'm a homeless veteran.
Yeah, here take all my shit.
I don't care.
Why?
Yeah, it's on the ground right there.
You can have it, PP boy.
Gotta go to bed.
They're just going around and just doing that to people.
What the fuck?
Dude, that shit is so garbage.
I'm getting triggered.
I'm actually getting triggered they call pet aggro
Live man, I'm not gonna do all that but Jesus Christ man
He's going into full coil yeah, but it's for good though
because here's here's here's how I imagine it if people are willing to do
that to me imagine what they're fucking doing to other people that aren't
streaming what you know what I mean
and I think that I think that's like I think that's a good perspective to
have can I TP to them oh yeah what was uh what was the number there could
someone go back this are ten admin show I mean I don't like if they are
Politions then yeah I don't think a live ban is that big of a deal because you
kind of need to treat them like a public server
They got pet to aggro.
Not good.
I guarantee you they are just going around and just fucking robbing people.
What's the spectate button do?
I don't know.
Maybe we should put that
Any oh perfect
Randy
No way, these guys are just going around in the hotspots and robbing people.
Listen Randy, Randy, Randy, I need to show you, show me your hands.
Come out and show me your hands.
What the?
Come on guys.
Show me your hands.
No way, what are they doing dude?
Well no.
I don't, I just need one thing from you, alright?
Sorry about this Randy, my friend Fred here is-
You've been doing this for weeks.
No problem, no problem.
He has to do this.
I just made an announcement about loot boxing here.
You're doing us a big favor here, Randy.
Alright.
You can go. Get him.
Stay here, stay here, stay here, stay here.
You have to stay here.
Go up against that hedge there.
What in the hell?
Alright.
Yeah, he does look like me, doesn't he?
This might be a yeet, I don't know.
Why don't you give me the driver's license?
I really don't like this kind of shit, man.
Yeah, I'm not getting it.
Let me put on the glovebox, all right?
And I don't want this to become the norm.
Because this kind of shit makes people not want to play like players anymore.
You know what I mean?
Mission.
Yeah, you know what that looks like, man.
We're going now.
We now have the hard one.
We need to find women.
And the woman is going to be so hard.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Tell me about a funny woman.
Is this guy a
Is this guy a police that's trying to get I don't know what the fuck is going on, but I've always had to tell it here
Yo
Popping in the slightest ass, I'm not gonna do all that but Jesus Christ
Don't don't stop these guys are crazy
month good get that a lot of here yeah he doesn't look like anything like this
he looks like me oh yeah we have we have caught that you can you can you hook
you up
how do I stop spectating
wait wait
why bad men in guys
you know
how can I help you yeah we have we have car in the taxi
can you can you hook it up yeah you can pay you 100
I will after I get this chopped off.
Alright, I will call you, alright?
Okay.
Alright, bye.
Let's see if this guy's wireless.
You know, I actually don't think it's that big of a deal to do this kind of shit on
stream because it's kind of setting expectations for what we want and unfortunately it does
suck that some people are going to have to be made an example.
So, what am I meant to do with this fake ID?
But I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
If the police pull you over, you'd fall down.
Full-ass transparency.
You know, man, you can say whatever you want about me,
but I feel like you can't say I'm not transparent.
My name's Randy Ollman.
Yeah, I'm Randy.
All right.
I mean, I mean the idea what I have, the jerk, man he doesn't look like me.
I don't think that would look like me, if I'm gonna be honest.
What?
It might kinda look like me if I shave my head.
1,945?
What's that mean?
life. What's that mean? Look, look how, how old he is.
Doesn't have to look in the way. 71. Who gives a shit, man?
I'm here for like 50 hours a week.
And that's his on stream.
What happened?
Was it 56?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's right here.
Audio's.
seems like this guy like it seems like he kind of has the right idea but very poor execution
Okay, so he is a police shit, I think
All right, so he's a police shit
What's going on this can't look like somebody crush it you see my car
Yeah
second
Who want who want to use drugs use drugs what the fuck
You want to use drugs or no? No, I
Yes
Oh Jesus fucking Christ all right
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. You're injecting it. Okay. Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. Counterpoint,
This is hilarious.
There we go.
That's a good counterpoint.
You guys okay?
Yeah.
You look like you're out of it.
It's crunched locked.
Yep.
All right.
You're not driving, Tre.
I'm going to figure this out.
Okay.
I'm gonna figure this out. I think his English isn't that good. Not that he's bad at RP. Not that he walked. Oh
Oh, that's oh it was a language barrier. Come on Tally, help me. I'm helping. He just told me to put my hands up and just took my shit
Yeah, yeah, let me
your thread penta hates ESL yes yes sit in the car there okay depends on the
language all right Trace so I've got my ID yeah we'll find one for we'll find
one for tally here what what do we need to do next like the way canadian say sorry
pisses me off you can find one you can find one at some point right is we need
it right now no actually if you're driving we don't need yeah I'm driving
hey hey didn't help so what what next generally asking what the difference
you tell people that came makes you feel like you can take seven shots versus
it makes you feel powerful money I'm gonna guess the big difference would be
how you cherry picked that one sentence out of my entire much feel I guess is
the first thing I would say is the major difference up people rep house fishing
fishing is the good way how to make money by the way
bombing people fishing is the best oh we know how to fish already right yeah
you know how to fish this feels kind of cruel big pee
you're not gonna Katie try me again this isn't gonna happen again
this is not because guess what i was right then and i'm right now
you can be like you know you're not gonna fucking
Concerned troll me again. It's not good. I knew it was good sir
And I know it is now one piece. I've no watch that
So so we are like one piece where like good pirates we don't steal the old money we still have them
Okay, I mean we've already stole some people's ideas. We don't need to go around stealing money
me. You might as well burn down his house. Listen, this is a part of the job guys. We
could maybe maybe break into a harm. There's no real victim in that. Dowsy's trying. I
have to help you come on. Okay, well, where do I go? How do I get there?
Oh my god Tally.
Oh my god.
Wait is this for Spoochy Beach?
This is for Spoochy Beach.
Yeah.
It looks just like the magazines.
It's all the ladies, Tally.
There's no one here.
Nah, you just try it before then you will see.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oops.
If we're even lying, it's real.
It's a real place.
But they made it out to be a lot prettier than this.
I mean, there was no trash in the photos,
and there was a bunch of people.
You think they would, you think you would rob me again?
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I think he knows.
He won.
I ain't nothing wrong.
You're a little aggressive.
Yeah, I need to be jerked off and then I'll jerk you.
Are you sure you need to be jerked off?
Yeah, I'll jerk you if you jerk me.
What if I don't hear something better than that?
You wanna be my jerk mate or not?
Oh, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
Don't flip us out like that.
Don't jerk on.
Now we're arepean.
see now that's an example of good art peach you see what I'm talking about
see what I mean there yeah I'm back would you would you miss I got loot box
they actually did take oh wait I gave them they just took my idea that's still
That guy should probably at least get a seven day to think about his RP. I don't think he needs to be yeeted, but I
Would say for that
Seven days if he does it again just perma, I guess
Little seven-day warning
Think they wanted an ID for Polito
The problem wasn't why they were doing it the problem was that they fucking robbed me and didn't fucking say anything or
like at all they just took my shit and just left they treated me like an mpc
basically
trust me i'm very good at rp
i have an 80 page uh college ruled spiral notebook of rp advice from peta and every page just says
jerk them off I mean that's really not bad advice
do we finally get a sale dude oh my god finally holy shit what's up jerk me 286
Thanks for one.
Uh, I thought it was supposed to be more than that matters.
They're base.
That number was lower than the base number though.
most of negative rep. I don't think that's how the word base works, Joe.
Dude, now you're testing on broad. I feel like that you have to. I don't know. Is that
not the best way to do it? To live. Not sure, Penta, it's 300. I guess you have negative
multiplier so now. Alright, chat. So this is what it's like communicating with devs.
All right, Matt, I understand that it's 300, but I just got less than 300.
So...
Maybe it's just me?
But it should be.
Do I need to death-slaying the mechanics in your DMs?
Yes
What's up jerk
Hey, how you say you want to jerk me and I'll jerk you
You know as good as a deal that sounds I don't know
Okay right now you from here. Yeah, okay you like living down here. Yeah
Hey
You want a jerk
Jerk what my pee pee
I did look down here fucking God. It's a good character. I mean
Thanks for tanking no one's tanking. I just don't fucking understand
All right
Information registered.
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Pussy pirates.
I don't even know what that means.
What the hell does that mean?
Okay.
Yeah.
We should figure out on Friday we should talk about weed.
Cuz I think the better strains make more money, right? I'm pretty sure I
Think people are starting to get into that seems like yes. All right. That's pretty cool
Fuck my pee pee where's Mike? I'm testing a mechanic
Obviously
Also, I caught someone in the wild so that's good
What strain did I spawn in concept wild the fuck is that?
You never seen that only drama no smoke on the water has a time difference trains
our slots machines fixed what are you what would it what the fuck what what about them
The payouts are all fucked. This is the first time I'm hearing about it.
I keep losing.
They get rinsed?
Okay, yeah, sounds like they're working.
That sounds like they're working.
Payouts are really high yield and emptied out.
I mean, if Moon isn't telling me this stuff, I don't know man.
He's the only one that has them.
They pay out too much at the minimum value.
This is the first time I'm hearing about it.
By the way, Penta, Moon and Duke have a direct DM with M and me, so you can probably stop
worrying about it.
Okay.
Information registered.
I now don't give a shit.
Information registered, I don't give a- now I don't give a fuck anymore.
They have direct f5 blind connect. Sick. One less thing I have to fucking worry about. That's actually awesome for me.
Information Registered.
Had to do someone else put those things on your screen or do I?
What are you talking about, man? There's nothing on my screen.
What are you talking about?
Is that...
Oh!
You're a dick without a dick!
Come here.
Jerk me.
I have one and you're gonna jerk it.
P.P. Jerker?
Did I break into someone's house with this?
I probably could break a window, I bet.
You miss Mr. Goonbones. What are you fucking talking about?
Jesus, that's scary.
get me in there
What if broken glass cuts you and left DNA?
What if, uh, 28 years ago your dad left DNA in your mom's pussy and then that led to you typing that in my chat?
Pervert alert. I am a pervert. And you're gonna get pounded.
there we go
good kick
It looks like a good place to shoot up.
Great place to shoot up.
It sounds like a good place to shoot out.
Oh my PB looks like you've done this before I've never shot up
We respect
Walk
Is there a fentlene I I swear to God there's because that's all their people doing
It's called vent
Then bend over why do we have this?
What a server
What's your order from Arby's
I mean that depends there's really nothing bad on the menu I'm partial to the
classic beef and cheddar with some horse horsey sauce RB sauce if you want
them a little more sandwich like sandwich like their Italian is
actually pretty fucking good okay don't sleep on that if you like fish I'm
telling you they actually have a really good fish sandwich it is really good
Arby's is nasty no Arby's hate is it's forced like Nickelback hate
yeah they're four for seven deals pretty good it's not bad
The person's all fucked up too.
All right, I should just get on my car
What a great server I'm made
What a great server we've all made.
Good job, Devs.
I mean, look at this.
You can't find this kind of RP anywhere else.
Some people think that mode is too much.
Me?
I think it's not far enough.
I think you should have a chance to start foaming at the mouth.
What did that say?
Use it the fuck up yo.
Great job devs.
Great excellent job devs.
All right, it's my block o'clock.
Let's go.
I
Take the chance grab my thumbs off the dress it took the nine in my band. Oh my man's off my man over
I'm a busy man.
If I can't make him pay guarantee the semi-cans.
Move the work fast like I got him in hands.
It's the rap pill.
I got 50 plans.
We're from half old cops in the world.
We had to give up.
Being their pro was no option.
I'm a born till I fall.
Cop letters in the bar.
That's that song.
That guy killed his own car.
We're flooded the city part two.
I'm not stopping till I get drug trafficking.
Period
Back on the block.
McConnell will drop this RP.
Let's go.
I
Chat will this be an entire day of not seeing any cops or will I immediately get drug-drafting?
Well, I almost had my answer.
Let's check him out.
I hit them all when I wound in a cast
It took a lot of L's
So I had to charge it till it got shit
But I ain't taking no more
I bust a race, loose speed limit
Don't ride a fast lane, pay where you like
I feel I got a bandcast
It's religion, it's religion
I need a car Dev, I want a car with spinning rims
And I want to have it, and I want it to
I need a fucking crown Vic with 45 inch spinning rims and it has like
It's just like Skittles on it or Twix or some shit
Ask about lost you
Pull out
down do zero
the
dog cops and chase up dude
we need dog cops
how many cars today I did two cars yesterday I want to get four cars today
because here's the thing I think the ship's gonna move better because the
locals buy it now you know what I mean
pretty sure there's a spinning rim script floating around out there all
right we'll look into it maybe it's good I don't know
Could someone, could someone look into that, can someone look up 5M spinning rims real quick?
I can make what if you'd like be done by tomorrow.
Yeah, that'd be awesome man, thank you.
you a virus. Hey, what's good dog? Hey, what's good dog? What's good? You sound
like I might need a real man already. Yeah. All right. You got a 20 G's your
way, bro. You tell me how much they're gonna get me. You owe me 30. Okay. You
know what? Right. I forgot about that. I totally forgot about that. Um, all right,
bet. Let me get that to you then. I don't want to owe him my **** ****.
Hey, I got a little little motherfucker who want to talk to you on the phone
Hi, y'all speaker phone breath was good. Hey Mike. What's up, man? I'm coming down there. All right
He's like wow I made so much money
Oh shit, oh what the fuck
hey what the fuck just do dog oh oh shit what the fuck yo what the fuck just do dog oh fuck
run me right oh it's out here yeah what's your problem never the fuck it just
wants me for no reason he just punch me right out of no cap and then he's
chasing that homeless guy around for no reason yeah he's got my money that
Look like he got some shit
He got my money kid. Hey homeless guy. You got a shit cut
Stop running damn y'all make it be that uncle E rise money
I'm not prepared to give that over. All right, damn y'all can figure this shit out
Hey, why don't y'all just do some of this shit
You see me?
What?
Yeah, I got you.
What is that?
What is it?
It's not a knife. That's his low down.
Nah, it ain't a knife. What the fuck?
Oh shit, it's a syringe.
I want this, I want this, I want this.
Yeah, yeah, come on, come on, yo.
I want this, I want this, I want this.
What is this?
Come on, motherfuckers.
What is this? I want this.
it to you chill the fuck out yo motherfucking fiend fienden who's a fiend
you're fiended motherfucker who's a fiend y'all some of these fiends yeah motherfucker
damn here yo first one free that's what free there you go bitch what is it there
you go inject yourself with that shit dog
oh shit yeah yeah look at it though yeah oh shit yeah let's say first time
about the database okay here yeah you can have one too damn oh damn oh fuck
He's in the block that he's not not here take this shit
Yo
Yeah, yeah, go to form sheet if you want more of this
Yeah, try that shit oh
How does views
it look at it look at it look at it damn there you go there you go
I'm coming home oh grandpa got this don't worry. Yeah, there you go
Slow down dirty sin
Hey, if you want more of this shit go down to form Street dog, I swear to God
They got on street corn street. Yeah a form street on the south side. Yo, they got that shit
Yeah, go down to form yo, they got that shit
Yeah, I'm out yo I
Love there's a rare chance 1% of them just dying. Yeah, that would be crazy if it was like that
What's good, motherfuckers?
Oh, shit.
Oh, what's up, man?
Hey, what's going on, bro?
Hey, Tony, you got to die, same dog.
What?
Yeah, I think he's got to go, motherfuckers.
No, why?
Why?
That's my right-hand man.
Come on, man.
But that's when it all went wrong.
This is my captain.
This is my captain, man.
Come on, Mike.
Bro, it was this, or I had to continue with switchblade
block, bro.
Man.
I'd fuck it, but I got my yay you my John Connors for real
I don't fucking need him. Okay. Now here the terminator. He's trying to kill
I swear, it's just we fucked the timeline up somehow
I know it
Leave Tony alone man. Come on. All right. I was like I got yo
Just going to say bye. What's evidence my heart is fucking lovely. Yeah, I got it too, baby
Yeah, I'm gonna give them our free samples all day
Yeah, all day
Hey, I'm gonna be real. Hey, you know what fuck it. Let's go down to the hood
I gotta go get your money though. All right. Yeah, let me go upstairs real quick. All right
you just made funny man you just
ever feel like you just got a motherfucker
I'm saying I'm on some hey man dumb ass
shit today bro that's my car
oh my bad I'm just on some dumb ass shit
you know what I'm saying I just I just
I just want to hear it out
Hey, my bad just steal another one. Yo, damn. Yeah, and I said my bad just buy another car
Look I can't say my bad anymore
I bought three cars just yesterday
all right we got to meet with GSF and
then we should call echo and we should
also see if Sal needs more drugs
kind of like in the fit. Let's keep it. Can we get some fan art? You know what? Use my
thing about the fan art. Let's just periodically get that thrown up on the screen instead of
it being its own segment. You know what I mean? I think that's probably a good way
I can't I don't have time to have it be its own segment anymore
You like the segment I just I don't have time
See there you see we'll just do one of those just every once in a while, you know what I mean
Like ads yeah when I'm AFK to that'd be a good time to do that
I
That's perfect
What about the first hour and a half when you're not doing anything you don't have to watch that actually you do I
Did a lot of good
Okay, I thought it was 1200 for one and nine hundred for five was good
Let me hit y'all back later, bro
Also some guy, some guy who said he's friends with 7 wanted me to give you his number
Alright, what's his number?
There you go
Name's Kat? I don't know
Kat?
I'm a fuckin' hunkin'
Can you send that to me again? Cause I did not get there
Oh shit, hey what's up man?
You want food?
No, I'm okay. I I do I do I don't have it on me
This man is money broke. I don't have I got weed you won't leave no
I got a homey. I got you
$55 for the food
You a broke ass
Bro bro bro
Man why you bro?
We squared away on this shit though?
You need food
I got a lot of bro
Ain't this your gang or something?
What up there?
Nah I thought my gang
I kind of fall up in and out every two weeks
But I put these motherfuckers up on game
and how you broke
I don't think any of them are broke
Nah we don't look like
Well I got all the money
Yeah Rodney just got all the money
I'm flipping these packs
You know I keep the money
and give it to you
and re flip it
Yeah I'm trying to flood the whole city again
part two today I want to see a fee on every corner all of my bed yeah I got
your money right here actually hey but I'm gonna be real there might be a time
where you know I'm saying the Chinese don't fuck with me anymore or I go to
prison so you I don't y'all might want to start trying to figure out how to make
this shit that's okay we know what actually okay Chinese yeah Chinese
I
Yeah, okay
Yeah, like which ones
For real not the cartoon no
Hey, the cartoon was hard, bro
Yeah, anyways, yeah, hey go get the money and I'll I'll get you your shit bro for real
but yeah I got the plug you know I'm saying type shit I went over to Beijing
oh shit yeah I asked around the motherfuckers a library you can go to like
Vancouver for like way cheaper this motherfucker this should stupid cheap it's
pretty cheap in Vancouver but that whole city is gone to shit
all right cool yo cool
are you one another are you one another underback
hell yeah
all right
I'll be back with it this shit selling good
Yeah, yeah
What you mean to like the locals with these motherfuckers are everyone's everyone a brand everybody's getting the taste
You selling to the locals too?
Yeah, yeah, it's not too bad. It's not too bad. It better than weed
Yeah, it's getting there. I think if you can if you keep selling it, it'll get there
Yeah, you just you got a good taste
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just gotta give I gave him a little you know freeze a couple samples
That motherfuckers offered me a 1500 for for three damn. I mean that ain't bad that ain't too bad
No, I'm converting it to the price that I'm getting it from you
But now that we're getting better. Yeah, and you fucking hookin me up with these better prices now
I'm making my selling it out there on the streets and some motherfuckers out there. All right, cool
Cool. Hi yo, yeah, you let me know when you got the hundo pack, bro. I'll be right here
I'm gonna come get it right now. It's in my apartment with a bunch of other illegal shit
Sup, Charles Taylor?
Oh, okay.
I love it when it's great.
You got me while we're dealing.
How are we doing this room?
Heh heh heh.
Chat, the way you make this is so fucking cool.
I wish I could tell you guys, cause I think it's badass.
Tell you guys, I can't that everyone will know.
But I guess I could just...
We could just use this as a duck buck moment.
I'm gonna DM McConnell and say, you gotta come flip H with me.
You gotta get on back and flip H.
McConnell just said 12k subs and it'll happen.
He just said that, guys.
He just said it just now look at that
No, he didn't yes, he did
Showed him. Hi. Oh really? I'm not gonna do it off the principal. You should just believe me man. That's fucking ridiculous
I'm not gonna do it just based off the fucking principle. You should just fucking believe me
Hey, what's going on?
What are you doing, dog?
I was just about to go get some water.
Hey, wait. Go get some water.
I'm going to meet you in the store.
Echo time.
It's never happened.
Name a time.
Can't do it.
I would kiss Penta buddy if you kiss me this card is not valid
Room 1204
They're your new card
do slash me unlock it's a bug check in check out this guy said do slash me unlock
apparently that's not even a command on the server so thank you so much for that
advice. Appreciate that. This is a bug.
So there's some like small thing going on, I guess. Oh yeah, all of uh yes, she's running
the spot apartment. You want to head in directly uh right over there?
A few slash cock and balls. Oh, there it is. Thank you so much.
doesn't yeah yeah of course hey what's good pussy yeah I'm locked out of my
room bitch oh okay engineering let me see if they're clocked in today there's
my card I need to get it cuz I got drugs up there dog please engineering do
you come in Jose you come in yeah just just a moment sir I'll have
engineering right away hey I need to make a drug deal right now my drugs are
up there and I need access to them bitch yeah front-tests uh engineering uh
listen we need this stack okay we have drug deals on the way and yes i'm gonna
leave a dissatisfied customer yes yes thank you don't get off your ass i know
you're back there thank you fucking scrolling
sorry about that i'm so sorry i'm up to do some scroll myself
listen i'll fucking stop right now
down here so we're
we're still in shit right now
drugs for nerd
yeah i don't think he's coming down i might have drugs here i'm so sorry
fuck how the fuck do i get in there
i could just start talking to uh our uh hi right here run 3 go
i might be able to help you
if he doesn't smile just please let me know and i will all spray him up
check in
Your room is what what the fuck
All right, thanks, yo, yeah, no problem
So what the fuck is my shit gonna be in there or nothing am I fucked
All gone
If you take the card, find out in 15 seconds.
Every server we start a new card is needed.
Admin open.
password. It what the fuck. Okay. Let me report this.
Let me report this. Let me take all of this. Oh, that's probably a good idea. It makes
sense so you don't have a thousand floors and people. What the fuck? Best devs on 5m,
By the way, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Buddy, you created this minute,
you created that account 10 minutes ago.
You're actually spending your Saturday.
That was so weak.
You're spending your Saturday actually
making new Twitch accounts,
and then saying the weakest fucking insult
I've ever seen in my chat.
And I mean,
I'm not gonna tell you what I think that you should do with yourself, okay?
But I think that and I'm actually being sincere here. I think that you should actually consider your life choices, okay?
Yeah, because that's actually pretty pathetic
That's actually kind of sad man
I
And here's the thing you know the worst part is I bet you've never missed a stream of mine in fucking years ever since I raided
Shang-Gang five years ago. I bet you've been here every single day
So good luck. Yeah, I guess
Good luck to you
Yeah, I have some that vodka you think you don't mind. Do you have money? Hey, let's go yo
Good luck on your figure, honey
Or they're the best at coding doesn't matter. I mean bugs happen bugs happen in every game
The difference is it's actually gonna get fixed
Yeah, we got some shit that we got to do yo
But that's the need to learn from that hold on chase our P mods hold on a second
Hold on a damn second. Let's just have the community fix it. I'm not stopping
because this money don't stop
this money does not stop
switch I can't talk right now I'm handling business
Yeah, I guess
Man make sure Tony makes some money off this shit dog
Tony's fucking being a bitch tonight. I think why are you being a bitch?
You already leave
Man how you gonna how you gonna go and be a bitch when we trying to flood the motherfucking whole city?
I'm sitting that's what I'm saying
How you gonna do that when when I got the plug these motherfuckers trying to flood the entire city
Look like a man to the shit like two weeks ago. Hey, but hey, but this is money time dog being chillin
Be sure
Yeah, actually tell Stanley you're being chill being chillin
Being chillin. Hey, you're going on
I
I'm so I gotta leave her I gotta go
This is this why you a broke-ass motherfucker
It's why I'm a broke-ass this why you a broke-ass motherfucker
You know what I have I have love man. Hey, the only thing I got love for is money
That's right, and I got the complete collection of the Jeffersons on Blu-ray
You've never been in love, Michael.
I'm in love with the game.
You know, a special woman who, like,
takes your heart and makes you feel different.
That makes you think life would be good.
I'm in love with the game, bro.
I'm in love with the game and hear the thing, yo.
The game is a harsh mistress, but it always there for me.
And that's just something that, like, a street motherfucker like me
could only understand that you can't,
because you're too soft for that shit.
Echo gets it. This is your replacement.
Okay.
Yeah, she loves you as much as I did man. Hey, if you if you have love for me
Then you would get out there and you would motherfucking flood the city part two
Okay, flood the city part two dog. Okay. Okay. Yeah, there you go flood the city part two
Yeah, I'm gonna flood the city part two
Don't get out there with Rodney and push this work dog
I
Make a phone call there you go now. I'm gonna go make sure Sal has his medicine dog
Wait, I was supposed to sell the cell.
I won't let that thing go, hey, you better get there before I do.
We better get there first.
Come on, don't even hop in, man.
I just work, I need to sell the plant keys.
I want to sell the cell.
No, I want to sell the cell.
I
Think sounds gonna be crying again. Yeah
Damn look at him go
You know the road damn
What's your motherfuckers doing
I'm out here trapping bread. Yeah, what you selling shit? I sold all my crocodiles, and now I'm selling weed
How much y'all be selling weed for
Y'all be growing your weed and shit
For real you've grown some
For real fuck us on it, bro. We got some good. Let me see
Yeah, I want to see dog
Being chilling
Yeah, let me pull over I'm Mike who son
Did she just fucking say come sleep?
Yeah, I think she did, darling.
My cool eyes, isn't that like a thing?
Hey, we got a motherfucking thing.
What's good?
Being a cop, it was going on, Mr.
Oh, shit, the boys pulled it.
Oh, just get in.
It's a crack at the store police car.
Hey, what's good, Slim?
He's chilling in what your son was for.
What do you mean?
You know that medicine, not for me, by the way.
I'm clean now.
I'm good.
I'm clean.
sure how much he's in for me how much you want I mean I thought about both
you know I'm saying both would take shit you know I'm seeing what's the what's
the per I mean it could it get cheaper you know I'm saying the more you don't
know me a number like if I were to buy like 50 I do 25 for 50 25 K for 50 yo
hey somebody smile to car do that man come on 25k to 50 what's that for a
guy to like a hundred five hundred each oh damn five hundred each what's that
I ain't paying no five hundred each what the heck I don't then that's what the
locals are paying mother fucker what the hell going on I then don't
No, I stole it.
You want to buy this cop car, sir?
Nah, we got a better one.
Did you get more money to buy crack head, dog?
I need drugs. I'll be back.
Hey, bro, I told you you got to get your money up if you want to buy some car.
Dude, I'm broke.
I'm not talking to you, Harvey.
I'm not talking to you, bro.
I'm talking to the crack head.
They keep running around.
I'm not talking to you, bro.
I'm talking to the crack head.
I'm talking about the crackhead.
They keep running around mobile hot.
Yeah, he's been running up and down for him.
He was up on mobile hot earlier, and now he'll stop.
Well, Harry already robbed him.
Harry already robbed him right here.
Yeah, but I did rob him.
Yeah, but that kind of, when Harry robbed him,
I felt kind of like Deppy, kind of productive type shit,
Brad, because I was trying to get him to get up.
What happened to $50 bike?
This is Dumpy Master bike that doesn't want to completely
fuck up her with the economy, only a little bit.
You said what?
You tried to get into the weekend, you know?
Yeah, I just want to see...
Yeah, I'm just like, you know what I'm saying, just...
Hood economics and shit.
Oh, we just got an economic terrorist in our group, so I know a lot about that.
Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah.
Oh, shit. Oh, there they go!
Oh, there they go! Hey, they calling it in! There they go!
Oh, shit.
Oh.
I'm just saying if it were my block I'd kill those cops.
I wouldn't work. Hey, if that was my blog,
them cops would be dead dog for real.
For real, for real. I would murder the shit out of them cops on.
They don't come to work on.
No. Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Yeah, don't figure it out.
Yeah.
They go after dog for real.
I'm not sure.
What happened if the cops would target you and Tony with the
I don't want to talk about that. Yeah. So what you been up to
dog? Uh not a whole lot. Well, pretty late because it's
I'm not pushing my dad yesterday.
Yup.
Round two today.
Yeah.
Hurry, one, go and get served for real.
But today I actually get paid, huh?
You want to get paid?
Yeah, I want to get paid.
Hi.
Hold up.
Hi, you can have all that in the gun box.
All right, I'll take it.
Thank you.
There you go
You know what? How about breakfast is on me. Yeah
Money time being chillin
She's in it for life now. Yep, she's so
Hey actually wait, I gave him a bunch and he said and I said I need food for life
dog yeah I did just another them yeah yeah it's gonna be really cool and people
figure out how to make it I'm excited for that
that's gonna be you know
I
Shit I don't know we got to keep an eye on that though
Yeah, cuz that could be bad dog I just need one real quick
Hey, what's up brother?
Hi, welcome to play DL.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, what's good?
Two drinks now.
Oh, shh.
Yeah, that's good.
Hey, you need any more bells?
Yeah, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
Oh, shit.
Chill, chill, chill.
Here, motherfucker.
Let's go to the bathroom.
Alright, okay, okay.
That doesn't the plan mean Christmas or it's not start salivating
Harry
Hey, this is a new match. It's stronger
Only did nine yesterday and they won't let me take any more man. Yeah this stronger try it out
Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't breathe now. Oh wow. I was back to normal. I'm back to normal.
Oh god. Oh man. I need to piss. I need to piss so bad. Yeah, there you go. I need to piss so bad.
How much money you got money yeah, we're free dog
No dog how much money you got
I'm gonna be honest I paid 15 grand
not paying five hundred per but you know I'm saying we'll have a conversation
I guess need you give my text messages yeah I'm gonna wait
you gotta see the moon's out behind us
the moon's out behind us
oh yeah
yeah that's all
landing hits your line
I'm not paying that but I will run
No, I don't know that's all. It's probably before my time.
Not maybe.
Yeah.
Oh well.
Oh man, there's a lot of birds in the sky today.
Yeah, that means it's gonna be a good day, dog.
Yeah.
Oh man, oh man.
Finally.
You wanna believe what they said?
Miss Charlie made me think you promised that I could only take nine a day.
Can you believe that?
You could do more than that, I bet.
I think he's just trying to take the others.
Oh, I got in trouble with her and the doctors.
I need something called Narcan.
They said I got to stop taking so much.
Hey, you don't need that.
It sounds like they are Narcs.
Because you can do more.
You know what, Mr. Mack?
I can call my friends or no longer my friends.
You're the only one I can trust.
Yeah, that's because I know what's good for you
they don't yes they are dog see them whisper and they think I can't tell
they're talking about me they're seeing you're gonna keep it away from me
people hey they're probably gonna do about it sound I don't lock them no
No more than not my friends and everyone's out of get me.
Everyone's out of get me.
How much you need here?
You know, I bet they're trying to kill you too, dog.
Would 3,000 be okay?
3,000?
Is 3,000 okay?
Maybe more like 10,000?
10,000?
Yeah.
Oh God, well actually the business is going under, hold on,
we're about like 6,000 now, 4,000 later, is that okay?
Yeah, all right, cool, cool, yo.
Thank you, sir.
Oh man, oh Mr. Dach doesn't find out
I'm spending the company money on this.
All right, cool, cool.
I don't even realize.
Yeah, hey, just make more money, dog.
Yeah, you make enough money.
Hey, you know what, if you did,
If you did some and then also sold some that way, you know what I'm saying it could be like sustainable and shit
No, it's my it's my all right fuck it then
now. Yeah, of course. The manager of Plan B is addicted to drugs. Not good.
That log on to Michael Knight. Where's the buddy? Come on now, don't fall over. I'm not picking you up.
I love driving my car when I'm using croc. I call it croc. Yeah, you croc-locked, for real.
Yeah.
Room, room, room, room. Let's go.
Yeah, let's go.
Room, room, room.
Don't you drive, Shat.
What do you mean? He's having a great time.
What's good?
This is me, where are you? I'm at B&B.
Yeah, I have to run to the bank. I'm coming right now, yo.
Yeah, we're gonna be...
Huh.
Room, room, room.
I don't know what's wrong with that one.
I never listened to my music growing up.
My dad didn't like it.
Who the fuck don't like music?
My dad used to get the belt every time I put music on my phone.
Well, now you can get the belt on me.
Yeah, you showing him now you a successful business odds for Norris
We're here welcome to play be
Something happens here, it's not bad
What's going on Mike? What's going on baby?
Why y'all mess up and shit?
What do you mean?
Yeah
Stay messed up, what you mean is?
Alright fuck it, what's good?
Yeah, yeah, let me uh...
What's good?
Let me give you this right here
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, listen, this there right here
Um...
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, it's what I want you to do
What it is?
Alright
And you interested in buying this motherfucker right here buying them. Yeah
treatment
Yeah, baby. What can he do?
Well, he's on he's on strike two right now with us. So I mean, you know, he might
He's really close to strike three. So I might just see good anything
But you good at time. I mean, I'm I can shoot I can rob people I can do anything for you
No, no, no, no. His real name was B-rad, and I renamed him to Tarmac.
You can shoot, motherfuckers.
Yeah.
He could get guns.
Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom, quick, boys. I have to get pissed real bad. I'll be right back, alright?
Hi.
Hi. I mean, you got a gun?
Yeah.
Hi.
It's right here.
Yeah, that's good.
Oh yeah, fuck it all right. Yeah, we'll take you for the day
You're right
Let me wait till slim get back and all here. I'll give him some shit for you
Hey, don't let us down for Mac
All right, is that me and I'm out of your hands or is that I'm not just being
you're hi miss miss still her hair down my ma'am
you know you're
I'm sorry yes sir
have a night oh my girlfriend's calling me
you have a girlfriend hey miss seller how's it going
how are you doing any better
oh yeah I just got some more crock from my buddy mine
What's going on there?
I had to shoot that motherfucker.
You're not doing any more drugs, are you?
Yeah, he is.
Oh, he's doing so many.
He likes them.
He keeps singing.
He's not girlfriend everyone. She's miss officer, hello.
Oh, no.
Hey, he likes them.
How are you going to tell him that he can't when he likes them?
Miss Ellen, you're going to be like his dad too.
You're like a jewel in the sea. I've ever told you that.
He might go to part of the military.
you
Yeah, also if you bring me someone to have to try to get I'll give them one for free and you won
Okay, but I don't I don't need it though. I'm clean. I'm clean. Yeah. Just you know
Also trade guns
I'm just a play me Michelle and my buddy Mark. What's good? You're at the fanby. Yeah
Hey, Mark. This is my girlfriend. You said to your cop.
Oh, hey, hold on. Hey, Rodney, you're gonna do all that. Let me move my.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, that guy with y'all.
No, no, no, all right, Oh, Mr. Main. Yeah, it was good. You know, uh, the Roach Gang?
Yeah. You're having a big party. For real? For real. When? When?
The name of the car. The killer law. The machine with showing a sly.
Cool, yo. Thanks for the tip, dog.
Wash
I think he's just with that again.
I told him to leave.
He said, can I come with you? I said, no.
What?
Sorry, I'm just so used to saying that.
I just thought it was just some guy.
Whoops.
I thought he was just some dude.
my bad oh there's an entry fee how much
for this tequila latte it's two hundred and fifty dollars
live music and food
Yeah, I'm gonna think about something to do for that for real though.
Mike is the liberator.
He's a free man now.
What's the rank we're supposed to sing there today?
No.
The person that called me for that I forgot who was they said that they would need a few weeks to plan Wrangler's thing
Yep, you're gonna
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go see what they got right now
I know.
Okay.
Aside from new Wrangler music, I know I need to go on Wrangler Promote, Donnie.
Is it on?
Yeah, I want to get at least four today.
Six total.
Yeah, I'm going to see what they got.
I gotta see what they got, yo.
You want a hard ass cop that hates Mike?
Etcetera!
Up and at him, more like shutting down.
That billboard is fucking me, sir.
I think it's huge dog. God damn.
I'm pulling.
God damn.
I wonder who provided food for the small fuck of a dog.
That's good idea.
I can ask Sal.
Maybe a partner should help.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Where's Alice?
In jail for speeding?
Let's go there and ask him.
Sure.
You're 30.
Yup, 90 into 30.
School zone 2.
Should be out soon.
Oh, no
He's not okay, do you know anyone that's like a manager or anything?
thing shut the fuck up cop fuck I hate the cops okay fuck you cops dog I found it
there one of your cars I think was stolen I I'm trying to get it with your
snitching ass dumb ass cop dog like a red four-door sir I'm just trying to do
my job yeah won't you do your job and go die okay well I probably fucking well
Every cop should be hold up every cop dead
The whole world to be chaos and no authority. Yes
No, I mean the south side run fine, don't it
Yeah, no, it's fine only when your motherfuckers come down there and fuck it up
Oh
No, you guys, uh, you know a lot of drugs run through there a lot of guns
There's motherfuckers. They want to do drugs. Let them do drugs motherfuckers be drinking. No one care
That's true. Well, actually I care if they then get in a car. No one
No, I see I care. No, no one give up fuck
Okay, except for y'all ever that's what I'm saying yo
Gives a shit out there cares someone cares. Hey, why the fuck there need to be cops for drunk drivers when God invented trees
They should know exactly
Sounds good. That's a good idea. You should be able to drive between like 2 a.m.
And 6 a.m. And everyone else should just go to stay the fucking guy
Yeah, then they take each other. I mean motherfuckers already do basically that when I was an alcoholic fuck
Yeah, see that's why motherfuckers be saying
You know don't drive on New Year and shit because they know so just do that every day
Okay. Yeah, yeah, hey, so do you have a shift lead?
Okay, what's your name?
She just asked to speak to the manager.
Can I give you my phone number and you just give me a call and I come back.
It's not good enough for her.
Okay.
All right, just give me a call.
Hey, I got a question.
Are y'all providing the motherfucking you?
Number one.
God damn.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
I'll fucking mop in here. Yeah, we tried mopped it up. It doesn't
They don't buy us very good mocks. All right number two y'all providing the food for the motherfucking tequila roach party
Not as far as I know. All right, cool. I'm gonna figure it out
That was a very perfect shit pile, whatever that was.
You got Sal's number, Mike.
What's the plan?
It's simple.
All right.
No, we just don't go up there.
We tell Sal, instead of providing them food, just sit there and shoot up drugs the whole
time.
And we kidnap the musician and we make them only play Mike Wachsons the whole time.
Ha ha ha!
Well...
It's perfect.
Hey, does it say who provided the music for the shit?
Hmm, no.
Did you just say music?
It just says live music and food tonight at 9 Eastern $250 entry fee
Nothing more
Who posted the ship?
Take you a lot
That's a cute little
And there's a picture of Sal
very romantically rubbing
I don't know if they're open now.
It's road time.
In Valley County.
Thanks.
I'm not greedy to come.
Mike.
You know, you got more than shit, man.
Yeah, I do.
Can I...
How much is it?
Hey, I don't know, bro. It depends.
What if I give you, like, 10,000 dollars?
Uh, yeah, where you want to meet?
I don't know where you want to meet.
Shit. Hey, do you work out the key long?
Uh, well, yeah.
Hey, who, uh, who doin' the music tonight?
Me?
Oh, you is?
Yeah, why, do you wanna perform?
Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, yeah, uh, meet me, uh, in her spot.
OK.
All right, meet me out in her spot, OK?
And I'm gonna be there in a little bit.
All right.
All right, sounds good, yo.
What the fuck?
Where are those motherfuckers?
That's them right there.
Got him?
Where the fuck are they?
Oh, I hear them.
Hey, what the...
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Crazy ass psycho.
Where do you want me to be, then?
I don't know why'd you run me off the road, dog!
I think you deserve to pay us back for what you did to our colors.
I got no cheddar.
I'm mad that you ran me off the road dog
My car is expensive because I got it with drug money
My car was free
Hey, no matter
At least it did till you fucked it up
Better now no it don't yo much it all for me door to me windows
You might eyeball pop out yeah, it does it's never popping back in look
I
Do that make black oh
Like what?
That's him you what the fuck that's fucking this is not like hey, what's good? Yo?
I'm good. Hey Tony just shot my ass
You what the fuck is looking eyeball
No, this is my girl from Miss Ella. She wanted to meet you, Mike. I thought my best friend
in Miss Ella could meet. Yeah, yeah, what's good? Hey, I just, this woman ran me off the
road and she got, she all fucked up or some shit she knew.
Oh
I heard you're giving my boyfriend heroin
You don't do that shit
All right, well, I mean
I kind of like my boyfriend and the last couple days he's fine
He is not fine.
I mean, what's happening to his nails?
He's smoking weed with that trick right there, yo.
Yeah, but he never used to do this shit.
He used to be a response.
Hey, she's probably the one giving him hair
when she just gave him drugs, yo.
I'm not, this is not like
an interrogation or shit.
I'm just fucking worried about my boyfriend.
He could still be a lawyer, why not?
Oh God, I haven't studied for my bar exam in days, actually.
Yeah, you've probably just been sitting
sitting in a corner scratching your fucking face off, right?
Oh man, this cheese is gonna be pissed.
Cheese, you're just gonna question your case law.
Matter of fact, this is the way I see it, yo.
If you really love him unconditionally,
then you should support his hobbies.
I don't think getting high off heroin mixed with acid
is a hobby.
Why not?
I just don't believe in that.
Ask him if he is.
He says he's healthy.
Yeah, ask him if it's his hobby.
Is that your hobby style? Is that the kind of person you are?
Yeah, my hobby is hanging out with my best friend, Mark, and he makes me happy with this stuff he gives me.
There you go, man.
Oh, it makes me very unhappy sound.
Then I guess you don't actually love him.
It sounds like you love him conditionally.
Yeah, it sounds like you love the idea of who he is and not who he actually is.
You guys are my two favorite people in the world, so you guys should get along.
I don't think she loved you sound out like I do
No, he's just saying that because he wants to fucking get you co-dependent on his fucking drugs so that you know when you
Eventually get to a certain point where you're down on your knees, you know
Hey, he already gave me the all the money out of the business account
You really get you bankrupted plan B for some crocodile. He ain't got no money at all
where we're we're been sinkin for a while
and to be honest our prices are too cheap
is that why is that why the fucking
prices are not like double or triple what
they used to be because you fucking gave
this this crocodile dilla all your money
no no I just got really irritated I raised
all the process I'm okay now Jesus
fucking Christ
I don't get it why can't he just walk
walking a man have some fun
that's not fun sir that's like being
completely irresponsible it's his fun
You're destroying his life.
Oh, he's such an easier opinion.
I've never heard him laugh so much.
Now, what do you think is going to happen when...
Okay, okay.
...he squeezed that lemon dry, that little lemon that you are dry.
Are you stepping in? Jesus, Miss Ella.
Come on, let's shake hands.
Mr. Mike, my best friend, and Miss Ella, I...
No, I ain't going to be seen touching a cop.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I don't want to fucking touch...
Come on, guys, let's be friends.
I'm not gonna shoot you like that.
Don't you say that to me.
Don't give him the reason.
Don't you say that to me.
I absolutely would.
Come on guys, we're all family and friends.
We can just talk.
My mom said if you've got a problem with someone,
just hug and shake hands and everything will be okay.
I'm touching a fucking cop.
Yo, I don't like you.
You're not asking something that's reasonable.
Oh, so this is, Sal asking us to make up is not reasonable,
but me being upset that he's, you know,
becoming a drug addict is-
He's not a drug addict, he a drug hobbyist.
He's just having fun.
Hey, hey, give me your hand.
I'm tired of Penta's bullshit.
He's our piece now.
Okay, now, now, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Talk on my plot!
Come on, through me, all right?
Come on, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.
Uh-uh!
I don't like talks!
Come on, man.
If I'm gonna be out here and be the number one motherfucking low Santos plug crock pusher motherfucking paper pusher
Muffin 28 car payments shit. Don't make no sense. I can't be seen and fraternize it with the motherfucking pigs dog
She's not a pig. She's just pretty as the sea man
Hey, you gotta shoot up some crock right now. So I'm gonna be real now
Don't don't do that you gotta do it right now dog show her show her that you're in control of your life dog
So do not shit up some crop. Yeah do it. Oh, I'll go get it from my handler. No, Sal
Don't do that. He loves it. Why can't you just let me himself dog? I don't get it
Now you gotta stop this
He loves it. I don't understand. It's like telling him to stop doing what he loves. That's not very long
like you got that shit on the name I don't have anything something for that
yeah what's going on hey Sal did you do all the crock I gave you already
No, he's
Yeah, he's probably trying to take it from you
Yeah
yeah true hey they all understand he just motherfucking like it
yeah who cares
3 4 5
oh man oh man oh man
he might go wrong
Jesus man
he like it who cares you're the only one that cares
hey 9 to 9 can I get a 77 to the plan B please
Please.
Oh, what the fuck for dog?
Uh-uh, I'm out of this bitch.
I'm so 77.
I'm not gonna lie, I thought she would attack you.
I'm out of this motherfucker, come on, yeah.
Kill Jorak.
You turned a good man into this.
He's having a good time and laughing?
Man, she's been snitching.
Mm-hmm.
No fun allowed.
Oh my god there's so many cops.
Get it back, take it off.
Almost ran ago.
Maybe now we're in it. I'm not I'm not fine
He's fine
Fuck do you mean he's fine yo you killed him you killed him
Here he's fine he's struggling to breathe. Oh my god. They're so damn dramatic
get out of them I've been thinking that you might need to suck it out I'm not a
dancer I'm a woman
what's your name how was he dying Sal yo hey I'm conscious I'm dying dog
I'm trying to make him knock him out. Hey y'all need to shoot a hole into him so that the
shit can come out of them I'm telling you do not do I think we're supposed to
use a pin tube in his throat yeah yeah shoot his throat so that the the shit
can come out dog I'm telling you that's how it works you need to breathe and
hold somebody called pedermatics I've heard of this yeah tend to you
we're speaking in Morse code this is the English only established also I just
want to say I did not more fucking give him anything you've said multiple
times that you did but you watch them off I could give him the ship maybe he
the one I'm aware that that guy was the one who had just handed him this this
iteration of it I also am aware that Sal's getting it to his friends to
handle for him I haven't given him anything well I have but this one ain't
not full this one's not your fault no and I'm not gonna go to prison for
this just so you're aware you're not gonna go to prison for this no dog
Absolutely not.
Alright, we'll see about that.
You threatening to take me to prison right now?
I'm not going to take you to prison right now.
We never made a deal.
We have one more place to go.
I'm sick of you G-checking me dog.
Oh, God.
I'm not G-checking you.
It kind of feels like you are.
Learning no one is G-checking you.
Alright, say I'm not going to go to prison for this.
You're not going to go to prison for this.
Alright.
This motherfucking trap Lord Mike block
motherfucking
Mike block the plug
Hey, I'm chillin here at plan B, and I'm gonna be real y'all this motherfucker. Hey
Sal it ain't looking good for him dog. He may have taken too much. He is overdosing right now
It might be over for sound, but this is a reminder yo when I sell you that good dope that I got
Make sure you motherfucking get as much of that in your body as quickly as possible yo
So that way your body don't know what happened to you yet, and it don't have time to react
You know what I mean because if you wait too long to do it it gonna be like oh shit
You know I'm saying and then it will have time to react
But if you get it all in there quick it don't work like that dog. I promise so this just a motherfucking tip
For me Mike block you don't want to end up like this
this. Hey, I texted the open door dog. Oh, they said they have an ad here. Not looking
good dog. Hey, cropping my blocks on an outdoor. Hey, also, hey, slide up in my DMs if you
want that shit. I will sell drugs to anyone dog piece. Are we hitting it? They said take
two fingers and pull his tongue out from the back of his neck and then pat him on the back.
That's on the way.
Hey gang, it's back to be the best time that we were supposed to pay us today, so I don't
know.
Yeah, we kind of can't do that off of being CPR.
Oh no, we're not.
I told you that's not on top.
I'm taking the business account, so no.
MSPD.
Yeah.
It's how it's still our dean on the plan B floor.
Are you sending a unit?
Do you have a defibrillator here?
Yeah, that's what I heard.
That one.
No.
What are you doing?
Hey, he's in the fire.
He's about to see God pass tag that light.
Yeah, that's the only emergency equipment we have.
Oh, that heck is paramedics.
Yeah, they're on the way.
Move aside, everyone.
You're a paramedic?
I'll fit it again.
Yeah?
Who are you talking to?
I'm JC PR.
I'm Ruby.
I was told I need to suck the soul out of this man to save him.
What?
I
The guy named Riga blue hair
Okay, yeah, that's it so how much are you getting paid for to keep along?
Alright if sell in the hospital then y'all can't do that shit, right?
I think we can I think we're still supposed no, but don't
Okay, all right cool. Yeah, all right cool that works. Yeah
Yeah, don't do that shit.
His body's like convulsing so much.
You guys try patting him on the back yet.
Okay.
Hey, I'mma be real, these EMS are not coming for this motherfucker.
No, they're not.
I'm gonna transport him.
I'm gonna transport him, come on.
His motherfuckers are not coming, yo.
Yeah.
You could have taken him there by now, dog.
Want me to come to still do CPR?
We can't lose sound. I know he's a really good customer.
He's fine, right? Yeah, he's good. He's just being dramatic. Yeah, they're gonna fix it.
I mean, it's his first time, you know.
The body just doesn't get it yet.
Hey, this is the dark side of what I do, dawg.
All right.
I mean, it's sad that people can die from this and that I don't get their money anymore.
Well, that just means there's others.
I guess that's true, dawg.
Yeah, that's good.
Yo, want some fat?
Yeah.
All right, here, I'm going to give you some.
Okay.
All right, let me get it.
Yeah, if y'all want more hit me up this shit unlocked
All right, there you go
All right, I'm gonna get a cab okay dog
That's
Thousand the back
Be good
we'll figure it out soon enough all right cool he's fine he's fine
Sal show him your happy dance
yeah he fine Jesus what are you doing there
uncle bottom off such a monster whoo cafe can we just step out a little bit so
She can cook is the good sir. Thank you
They say
This one with Sal not looking for having a cell
He's running he's running protect me if you want more
Protect me if you want more
Oh, look, we used words go see how that work
Capturing me won't bring him back
Hot time I think we're good
I'm going to go back to the
but hey, I'm gonna bring my truck to the hood, yo.
And I got the shit in the back.
I need y'all to just get it the fuck away from me, dawg.
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, how you want us to do that?
You want us to shoot their tires?
What you want us to do?
No, no, no, no, no.
Like, hey, I need y'all to secure the product.
So just take my truck.
Yeah, all right.
I'm gonna run.
Just take my truck, dawg.
All right, bet.
Just leave it here and we'll join you.
All right, cool, yo.
All right, thank you.
Hey, I'm coming right now.
So get ready.
All right, cool. Hey
Damn this truck is kind of fast I can probably just escape
Oh, see lol
I can come by and de-spawn that in a little bit.
Highway blasts?
I'm not gonna highway blasts because it's kind of hard to do on the server, on account
of Toledo being fenced off, but damn, this bitch is kind of fast though.
I don't know what to do with him.
Jimmy!
He stopped being on the floor.
They're not even worried about it.
Wait, what the fuck?
Shit's the car okay?
they grabbed it.
the
Yeah, what up Mike got that shit. Hey done deal, bro. We out we out
They chased us in your car thinking we was in there brunt you like oh, it's the wrong guy
They didn't even worry about the motherfucking car
All right, cool cool
Yeah, I bet
Hell yeah.
The camo works, I'm saying.
I'm saying dog.
I
Did I trigger house robbery no you can just do this surprise the alarm
It's cool you can break into houses and hide on this server.
Yeah, I think it's awesome.
They got this shit, dog.
The family's in the back room crying.
We probably should roll out housing soon.
I'm gonna think of it.
I think we're a little ways off that soon though, hopefully
Ah
of
time for a new car you're right I got to buy a new car here
was good motherfucker hey hey I had to run for the cops meet me at the spot yo no
I'm not doing that why not I was told you hurt my friends who you hurt my
friends you shot my friends they hurt me how do I know you're not gonna hurt me
because I need you dog like what do you mean by that yeah I need you for my
plan yo what's your plan you playing the music out the motherfucking shit tonight
yeah and like half an hour yeah hey if you only play my songs only my songs
The whole motherfucking show
I'll give you
Fitty of these motherfuckers
Well, I mean yeah, I could play some of your song. No, no, no, no only play my songs
Well, yeah, how the hell am I supposed to get your song? I'll send them to you
Okay, yeah
Play though, huh?
Can I still play though? Yeah, you can do two of your songs
Okay two and then like 30 of yours. Yep. Are you gonna be there? Yeah.
Okay, you promise not to be be a meanie? No, I won't. Okay. All right, cool. All right, bye-bye.
Wait, is he coming to the spot or not?
Hello?
Hey, you coming to the spot or not?
No.
Alright, so yeah, just do that and I'll give you the fitty pack.
Alright.
Alright, but also, if you don't do that, I'm gonna shoot the club up.
Hey.
Yeah, what?
So, okay, so, okay, I'll do that.
Alright.
You gotta get me these songs, man.
Alright, yeah, I'll say, what's your email?
Well, what do you mean?
Yeah, give me an email address, I'll send it over to them.
Alright, I'll text you.
Alright, cool.
I thought he was just gonna say some shit like ass lover and hominem.
Haha
Why did he actually
Fuck man, I love pussy or some shit out male
I gotta buy a new car I
Gotta buy a new car how much money do I got fuck
Fuck.
PDM? Oh, there's someone.
I'm sorry.
Y'all work here. It's one. It's one.
Hey, I gotta buy a new car.
Yeah, you got to know what I'm the guy.
Come on in. What's the nicest car you man? I want to
Apologize for the gross amount of shit that's on the floor someone came in here and started shitting the guts out
We just hide a fucking journey. Yeah, you all got to get that cleaned up. That shit nasty as hell
Yeah, we're definitely disappointed about the presentation of the office. Let me look into our catalog
You're looking for something like a cable a cable
I'm good. I'm a PDM
All right, I'll meet you. All right
Yeah, I gotta get a cavalcade. I feel like
I
Can't the best I can do for you
As far as the cable caters I can get a manager down here to fucking order
What you got that say like I'm a I'm a drug dealer and I love
And you love luxury yep
Yeah, actually, there's no time to fucking ask a guy because I ain't got nothing that
says drug dealer that loves luxury.
Can I look?
Yeah, you know, take a look at the catalog, tell me what you think about what's in there
and come back to me.
But I think you'd agree there's not much in there unless you're fucking with the
white.
Damn, this shit's suck, yo.
What the fuck?
I mean, we do have the Washington, it's nice, like a, it's a loyal type car, but
I mean, look, but you bet ass with you in it, you know.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Man, this shit kind of suck. I hate all this. All right. Let me get a primo. Sure. Yeah, we can get a primo.
Okay, man.
Y'all got to get some better shit though, yo. Yeah, man.
Coming up tomorrow, we'll get a 190Z.
They're actually a matter of fact, hold up.
Yeah.
Shit.
Let me get the stainer, I think, dawg.
Yeah.
Sure, yeah, we can...
Yeah, let me get the stainer, dawg, for real.
Yeah, I can take a look for you.
Yeah, pop it out.
I might just follow me right here.
Give me an opportunity.
Oh, yeah, come right here.
You pull it up right.
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
It's pretty nice little, little bite right here.
man I hate this shit how much these ones they're going for about 30k now fuck
no dog no I mean hey the stickers I mean this is like I said this is the
currently I believe I believe we have the black Friday deal still going on so
what we can help you with what about 23 about that 23 actually good and
everything yep all right fuck it can I put 10 you know you can do we can finance it
if you like but yeah yeah actually what's the minimum amount I can put down
with the highest interest the highest interest we can probably I do with 10
we can do four weeks maybe can I put 200 bucks down and do like 50 percent
interest I I don't yeah I don't think that's that I don't I don't think we
can do that yeah that's a little too much you know but you can do maybe five
eight thousand how about you have eight thousand yeah I could do that yeah that's
perfect that's perfect all right that's okay well fitness and for the
25,000 and six weeks something like that. I'm sure I'm sure I'm gonna go check my motherfucking car payments
You know what I like is it's all good to talk to the champion like that, he's good, he can help you.
Yo.
Hey y'all on the block?
Uh, I got your whip and I stashed the crock away. You want me to bring them both together or do you want one in one?
Meet me on the block. We're gonna have to talk. Yeah, you forget about all that right now. We got some other shit
You'll just leave your whip somewhere. Yeah, that's cool
Let's get you in the cubicle here we'll do some paperwork real quick. All right, cool. Yeah, I'm excited to have my third car payment
It's good to stack them up
Okay, all right
I'm going to get the sound sheet.
Could I get your state ID if you would?
Yeah, get comfortable.
11913.
We have a sculpture like that when we have a DMX, so.
OK, 11913.
OK, height.
5.
11.
Do you want to do some tricks or want to do some sick?
OK, OK, write that down.
You could have said anything.
You don't have to be honest about that.
Oh, we're right down to seven three seven three H
23
23 got you down there. Yeah, you know what you don't look at day over 22
And uh, you know favorite bird
Like a favorite
Like
Yeah, I said that
What's good you need drugs?
Anywhere you I got somebody for you. I'm buying my third car
MPM yeah
I don't fucking crock on me though dog. Okay, so if you have to drop him off you just owe me. All right. All right. Yeah, cool
Okay, okay
Thousand down and the highest possible interest and over six weeks to be paying about 25k over that
I and the cars how much
The car is
23
And she could let me watch she she could let me say
All right, let's go right here. We'll get you. We'll get you sat down.
Where's my fucking printer at? Oh, let me get from the printer.
We need to get a second dealership soon because these people need competition.
We can just get you to sign right here.
Amazing.
I
This scam and everyone yeah, I mean they are car dealers. I was one one nine one three, right? Yep
But the deal was right across street yeah, I feel like they should have to be next to each other
You just confirm that for me
You see like a promptly a phone
I
Yeah, there you go
Congratulations, Mr.
She want to pop this up, okay?
Nobody's stealing it from you. They love to steal the bread because
Appreciate you shopping at the premium deluxe
I
Appreciate you have the truck Randy. Yeah, anytime
Oh, this motherfucker's done this shit before dog he a fiend
Nah, he a liar. He was he was just both looking at the block
I
Oh
He is dog I get back in my truck you're going with me then
Hey good luck fellas, I appreciate you begin for shop
Let's go to the hood our garage
I
Say bad
It's kind of clean how much over do you think I paid for it?
8k
Well, you gotta remember, the 16k we saw, that's just what Todd said it at.
So it's even cheaper than that.
I bet you this thing's like $6,000.
Huh?
Oh, yeah up here.
I overpaid 200%.
Yeah, that's what car dealers do.
Three cars, only $1 down.
I'm working. You feel to return the key.
Some nice hydraulics on this one. Yeah. Hey, listen to the thing that's been to the shop, bro.
Oh hell.
Gotta take this bitch to the shop, though, for real.
Give it the lower half.
This car goes too fast, 15 miles per hour, and max for all cars.
You really don't need to go any faster than that.
Here we go, here we go, extra is 10, couple there, okay.
Holder you can't do shit to this
money time
don't look like a pretty fucking shit
Oh.
Hold on.
Oh!
I'm gonna do scroll for a minute while you do that all right cool. Yo
It's like I've looked at the same motherfucker six fucking times
Holy shit, that's gotta be it.
No rubber at all. Oh, hold up!
Hold up!
So expensive.
Damn, how much money do I got?
Fuck!
I mean, I gotta get these.
I
Was good yo, hey Mike hey self is you
Yeah, man. I got like you know I
Don't think you should be giving that stuff to people anymore man. Why you love it
I've been
I'm telling you right now. I'm seeing things properly for the first time in a long time now
No, no, no, you're not
And I think missile was right man. You gotta stop giving this to people Mike. It's not good for them
Hey, maybe you should do a little more just to make sure though
No, man, I
Can't talk properly anymore. Where are you dog?
I
I'm gonna come right through there which which hospital
I'm gonna need an email for the rest of the
Man, I can't breathe without no. All right. Well, where are which hospital?
Hospital man, which harmony? Yeah, all right. I'm on the way. I'm all the way
All right. My legs just hatched. Yeah, it's not giving us the beat. I'm on the way dog
Hey, what's good? We're Rodney. Yeah, you have to be in getting your shit. Hi cool
Hey, he coming back right quick. Yeah, I gotta hold some cash, too
I had to buy a new car and so I mean I can't drive it like this. I gotta get some rims on it
Shit you know what you gonna put on it shit. Oh, I don't know dog. I gotta figure it out dog
Shit if you chop the top off this shit put some bounces on it
You can bounce down the whole block that shit will become tough. Oh shit. Yeah, that kind of would
Hey y'all going to the tequila a little bit for some gambling shit
No, my fuck is they doing some like like a concert or some shit. Oh shit. I didn't even know I could pull up for that
Yeah, yeah
Hey, you know one of us seven motherfuckers just pulled up to our block like ten minutes ago for easy
Yeah, he said he was trying to talk with us
I was like, I don't know what we got to talk about with you like right when you we was doing the swap with y'all with your car
Seven probably dead, huh?
Probably I hope him and Billy is dead
Yeah, for real. We're not going to dumbass a Loni out
His head blew up that's good
Yeah, it usually happen when you come around the hood. Yep
Yeah, that's for the best
Yeah, he tries best sometime, but then you know sometime he sometime he just be lying
Yeah, bitch you asked me dog for real
Hell's here yo
Oh shit
Let me tell you what happened right me and my homeboy. We were chilling and then we said we had to go to the store
We go into the store and then on the way to the store. We found a taxi
We figured make a couple of dollars for some reason clown taxi drivers start following behind us
47 cop cars be behind us as well. So about that body in the trunk. There he is
damn bro, look up the hood bro
sorry, I was just checking to see if there were dead bodies in the trunk
hey, what's good man, what's good?
there's no dead bodies in the trunk
is this suffer dude?
yeah dude, it's tiner, what's up dude?
what's up bro?
I'm chilling man, we just took this taxi
and it's easy opportunity
and then all of a sudden we started to get chased by the fucking cops dude
oh shit, is there a dead body in the trunk or what?
no, I just checked over there and there ain't nothing
I
You got my narcotics yeah, I do
All right, you got a I need to I need that like 30,000 you owe me to dog
Yeah, that's what yeah, that's what you front it. That's what I fronted you and then I gave you another bag
Cuz I gotta get some rins on this bitch
Excuse me sir man, call me my dog
I'm not even tricking man. I'm literally I learned to swap off from Twitter. I learned to swap off from Twitter. I'm down with it again now.
What do you mean you're not tricking?
Is you treating this in a hood word?
I told him earlier him and I were twin flames and he said now I gotta hold this pocket.
I'm still learning the hood terms.
Alright.
Yeah?
Yeah, I've heard of that. What's good, yo?
We ten toes down on the block. I'll stay bricked up anywhere I go. Let me tell you about it.
Haunts?
Yeah, I swear. We on a block. What the fuck are you swearing on?
No, you're on to something. You're on to something, dude.
But what do you want?
No, okay. A gun. Yeah, cause we two...
They also need more gun.
Oh, okay. We have a monetary amount of value that we willing to exchange for it.
What's the going rates around here?
Is your fed?
No way, dude.
I do eat, though.
I'll be cool, Chad. Fuck the feds, dude.
Oh, aye.
Yeah, I've already done work for you guys.
Oh, that's this motherfucker.
Chad, aye.
Hey, Chad Vouch.
Yeah, I don't know, like, 500 bucks, yo.
What makes it happen?
I can't show you cash, man.
All right, I got you.
Slide me to cash.
Yeah, here's the going.
Yeah, I'm fine. All right. Oh
He okay
Yeah, okay
Yeah, no, I don't know I got no
Yeah, that's not what you want. No, no, it's exactly it's just when I we looked at a movie or two and we look
We asked chat GBT how to do this and we didn't think it was gonna work
I mean one of the work. Yeah, you need to come see Mike Mark
I also have narcotics and shit.
Please, guard your game.
The money, what, did I give you the money back?
Yeah, he gave me the money back.
I'm a little stupid, I forget the thing, man.
Hey, we'll dip out, we'll get out of here.
Hi, yo.
He did that shit.
No, we gotta thank you, we gotta thank you.
Oh, fuck, it's weird.
Yeah, oh, he's talking on,
he said he was bricked up swear.
He sounds like he's the type of person
that's afraid to talk to people
that are a certain level of tan.
you wallet all right but you might be right well I mean he kept he fucking
saying he had to go on chat GPT to learn how to talk to people that is true
thank God Rodney's that shit gave him the wrong information he'd be better
They're all fast and Sarexa.
There it is.
What's good, dog?
Hey.
Yeah.
Send me that shit.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to do that right now.
All right.
This is my last 30 bands I got.
All right, it's cool, but you got the shit,
so you're going to make more.
Yeah, absolutely.
Hey, y'all going to Tequila?
We heard that there's a party.
Yeah, hey, I think you can probably
sell a bunch of shit there I bet. Yeah, let's try about the party.
I just saw smoke in the water. Oh, yeah, y'all got a motherfucking
smoke on the water versus motherfucking what heroin in the
veins.
Hey, I'm trying to give you. Yeah, come take this back and give
this little rest of this money.
You got the shit too.
Yeah, I got it.
All right, yeah, let me get that.
I gotta go give it a fuck.
All right, it's cool. I gotta go put some shit on my car anyway.
Yes, I do, big boy. Can you send that to me?
All right, I'm gonna go back here.
Hey, Mike.
What's good?
This- this- this the motherfucker.
This seven's doing right here.
Aw, man, that motherfucker a fiend.
I'll be right back.
You got a playlist send it to me
All right P. Brad Arnold what characters up
Moose is great cuz he'll wake up at 8 p.m. And come in here and say some shit that we talked about five hours ago
He just woke up
Yes
90. Hey, what's good? Yeah, I got another one for you. What
you in? Hey, uh, hold off on that. I got it. I'm going to
this tequila shit. Yo. Hey, hey, hey, my bad.
Do we hear what happened at the Oscars? I actually don't
know.
hold the white walls though hold up
how's this only 8k?
yes sir, those fuckers are ugly shit
you
You got a number, um...
you
I just available for a serving
We're gonna get that yeah, I'm an oxygen beam
No, you need to check out, right?
Right, that makes sense.
I forgot to check out.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That looks good
How do you feel about that chat
The plug one
This is three I guess this would be three it's third car
What's happened?
You cancelled it.
Did I?
One more time?
Trunks for life will not fit.
Check out.
Doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
It works for you.
Oh, well then, fuck it.
Oh, okay.
Then I guess it actually did it.
It did work.
Hello.
Hey, Mike.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey man, I'm really bringing the vibes down at the hospital.
Uh, you gonna be here soon?
Yeah, I'm on the way, dog.
Alright, okay. I'll see you then.
I'll see you then, man.
This bitch is...
Yeah, we're on that shit fast.
Yeah.
Hey, uh, we're Rodney.
He's come back through.
He's on the phone right there talking with them tractor boys about the event tonight.
All right, cool.
Hey, Rodney, let me get that to you.
the block on a bicycle I've been on the phone I'm sorry Mike I'm gonna go get
right now I do got one or does anyone have one okay give me one real quick
I just sold it I mean all of it what you need I don't know how much it was
What's going on man?
I agree.
You mind if I pull out my...
Yeah that sounds right.
...my...
What they call it?
It's a gun, it's a GAT.
But no no no no no, no no Tana, they call it some different right here.
It's like GAT.
They call it nothing.
Hey you want if I pull out my dick?
No, isn't it dick?
What the f*** is that?
It's GAT.
It's a dick.
I'll keep that dick off and I'm burning it.
I heard it.
Oh my god, it's the most maybe a stick but that's the push in it.
Hey, you mind if I pull my stick out?
Yeah.
Oh
Thank you you want to just wait yeah, take me dog
Oh, there's some medics, there's some medics right there.
Yeah, that's cool.
Help!
They just got stabbed!
And he robbed my...
He got... uh...
He got poked a few times.
Okay.
Well, we've got temporary S&P's today, unfortunately.
Um, sir, are you conscious? Are you with us?
Yeah, I got stabbed! Oh, God!
Okay, if I bandage you up and give you a little girl stuff it in there. Do you want to go to the hospital?
No, fuck the hospital dog.
Awesome, that's one of his.
Oh, he's got a nice and tough.
Yeah, that's the one.
Yeah.
You got him?
Yeah.
You ready?
Eh?
Coming up now.
Eh.
give me some bandage, give me some bandage
yeah, there you go
make sure you're all good
you guys going to party at tequila alone?
yeah, we about to be there right now
I wanna go
go!
you can go, just go
sad
have I said the worst thing that'll do is to make me know I'm solo
yeah, just go mom, I'm gonna go
wait, you're gonna go to tequila alone?
Well the fucker did take all my shit.
Nothing we gotta wait yo. Here, darling.
Oops.
Here.
There we go.
I'll fuck you up!
You want all right, man fucking
Yeah, yeah
And they take a full stack they usually don't I think I just got a gig a fucking madman
So Donnie's paying you to be security
He said if I can get a gun, he'll upgrade his security.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so more of the security with some bullets?
That is, that do be the moral.
For real?
Even though I don't got many.
Actually, you know what?
They won't know that you don't got no ammo when you're gone, so you can still be security,
you just won't got no ammo.
Yeah, but if I want to shoot someone, I'd rather know that I got ammo so I can shoot
them off up here if I got to shoot them off up here.
I know.
You gotta believe in yourself, man.
Well, how much money you got?
Okay.
Bullets isn't that cheap.
Okay, I got Guwala, and Chad know how much Guwala I got.
I did get a couple of racks, that's just.
Yeah, no, and if I, no, my, around you,
like, you remember that movie where they curved the bullet?
Imagine that.
Wanted, yeah, wanted.
Yeah, but with my finger?
If I had bullets, that guy on the floor right there
wouldn't have stabbed him twice, probably only once.
Just saying, as much as I wanna believe,
let me just buy some goddamn bullets, man.
I'm a paid customer.
for you to fucking tell me how many you fucking want I said a decent number how
much guala you want it like 30 it's like 30 30 it's a lot I need like a
couple clips let's let's go for like nine let's get nine bullets yeah we
We can make some happen with 9.
Hi!
Yeah, I can get you non-bullets.
It's gonna be like 200.
How much can I get for 288?
See how we bought 9?
I can get 12 bullets for that much, or what?
Alright, come on, come on!
I need 9 for 20 dollars, no.
Okay, so how much do you want it?
288.
Do Matt do it just give them all the cash
As much as you want and give me whatever you got
We'll call it even at the end of the day
Here I'll give you 10 because Chad fuck with you
Chad I appreciate
I'm not forgetting Sal. I need to get the fucking drugs so I can give it to Sal at the hospital you fucking idiot
Yes, today is a 12 hour stream.
You fucking doughnut?
You ding dong?
The song's forgotten.
Alright, I'm banning you.
I literally sent them.
You're getting banned for that.
now i'm getting this
your dad your dad your dad your dad your dad bang bang bang
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, your best chef, thanks.
This is why I just keep all the drugs in the trunk man.
should have taken forever what's that what the fuck is that that's pretty cool
are those cards that's pretty cool guys let's get some gifted subs roll in here
I'm so excited to go play on no pixel 5.0 nothing at all has been revealed about it except
further might be some big streamers to check it out thank you so much for the opportunity
I bet it's gonna be amazing who knows it's truly life changing thank you so much for
the card
no we waiting on robbie
no this motherfuckers slow as shit dog
did he come back and forget the shit like three times?
yeah he do that a lot
motherfuckers slow as hell
Yeah, I could see that
Yeah, I needed that
Huh, I did I said stop
Well, what the fuck dog I needed that shit and you just stole the car who cares
Yeah, okay, I found it too
Mufaka you ever hear there ain't no time to explain that was one of them
situations
All right there
There was a lot of Mufaka's coming out of that
Yeah there was
This Mufaka taking forever
Jesus
How the fuck I still hear these sirens
to those two dumb fucks
All right, thanks y'all you going to tequila
Shit I'm going
I
Worry will do it for you if you don't I will
This might be my favorite one now he's going yeah now we go on
We got to get there motherfucker.
I'm going to give out some free samples and shit you know.
He's trying to beat us there.
Jesus.
Hey watch the whip, I'm going to put this shit away real quick.
Yeah.
Holy shit, look at all those tow trucks! Jesus, they're out in full force!
You feel bad for poor Sal? Why he's flying?
It's not going to be good now that he's not doing the shit.
I feel bad for Sal.
He has no drugs.
Yes.
There you go.
Give a second Red Bull.
I might need to do that to myself.
Am I tripping oh floor six room 11 I
Feel bad for Pente he doesn't have Arby's in front of him. Oh my god. That actually sounds so good, dude
What's good
Listen man. Hey, I'll play some of your shit
But I feel like it only right if you hear, you know that thing yeah, I'm on the fucking way yo goddamn. I'm one person
Hey, well me too, and I'm stressed a little fuck sitting right now. You know what I mean? All right?
I'm on the fucking way damn fuck
16.
Classic Jurgular, I'm just late.
I got a dip, I'm in the middle of something.
How much is it?
I don't know.
All right.
You can fit me if you want.
Speak, sir.
How shall I like when you fit?
Yeah, oh.
Oh, you know, she gave you a name.
Oh, God.
You go ahead.
You go ahead, son.
People really like the runs on your car.
This bitch is nice.
The time that you were gone, three separate people, huh?
I mean, this bitch is nice.
That will be real.
I
Must see the rims don't move when you're driving. Yeah, those are pretty cool
Spinners no stairs
Spent more money on the ribs in the car. That's not true after I pay it off. I won't
Don't I mean
When's the bruschonda stream?
Yeah, talking about that character's been down
He's already in his own fucking Jesus face.
I'm on it now, this bitch belong out front.
Fuck yourself
And you're in a red zone and you about to be in a chalk zone keep talking shit
Hey, that's a nice car. It is pussy. No, that's my third one. I got that off drug money
I'm sure I am, I'm sure I'm not.
Plus we ain't riding again.
I'm a lion, I'm getting lion.
What's good?
Did you know the joint show?
What's up, man?
250 at the door.
How many are you doing?
No good.
What's good, yo?
Get a second line going, guys.
You know you make money if you sold my shirt.
Way more money.
You know, we got to get the hands on the way.
Hey, why don't you sit down?
in the green pants.
Yeah.
Put your hands up for me.
Hey, what's good, yo?
Hey, hold on a second.
Yeah, what's good, dawg?
Hey, I was told you were welcome in here.
Yeah, yeah, no, I got a note that said I could actually.
I'm going to tell you the exact opposite of that.
Yeah, but look at that.
Don't that shit say otherwise?
That should say otherwise, Michael.
Michael good to see you
Thanks, brother. Amy trying to head inside. Yeah, there you go. All right next in line
Let me see ID and grab no weapons
Oh, hi guys.
He's standing in line and looking close to Shutter.
Yeah, stand in line.
Let's go to back off.
Let's go.
I don't want to accept any winners on that one.
Hey, motherfucker, I already paid the entry fee.
Where am I going?
What was that?
I paid the entry fee.
Are you sure?
Yeah, this says I did.
Thanks.
Oh, wait.
Thanks.
Yo, did this guy pay?
Man, you gotta go back
She hasn't paid in
Give him what I gave you don't that say other
I
What the fuck did I pay for what the fuck did we pay for dog the backs unlocked
That's what I was wondering.
Sit down, John.
Something like that.
I can't really, I don't think I would.
I'm like, if I saved the right time, I'd be so pretty.
What's good?
Here, take this.
This is better than what you're drinking.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, yeah, but you gotta do it now.
I think this shit was the reason for my second and fifth divorces.
Yeah, hey. But I mean you already got them out of the way, so fuck it.
Hell yeah, yeah, there you go.
Yeah, there you go, fuck it.
What's the game?
Hell yeah, brother Percy types it.
Okay, yeah, yeah, the last name especially is good.
Oh, yeah, I'm up here, yeah.
That's a good one.
I need to go back.
I'm still working on it.
I'm just going to record it.
Oh, yeah.
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step back, please.
Hey, relax, yo.
Sir, you cannot go over there.
Hey, I was told I was welcome back there.
Who told you that?
My friend Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin Franklin, I don't know who that is, but um.
Look at that, it's a gas leak.
I think we paid our entry fee.
Sir, uh, yes, sir, you're not allowed back there.
I'm sorry.
All right, what if I, and what if I do?
I mean, there's not much I can do, right?
I mean, but I'm just here.
Well, it seems like you're trying to do a lot.
Pussy.
Just let that happen.
There's always one.
Oh, shit.
What the hell's going on up there?
They busting.
Hey.
What the fuck is happening up there?
What the hell is going on down here?
Nothing dawg, I'm trying to play!
What's going on down there?
I'm trying to play!
There ain't nothing happening down here.
Nothing happening at all.
I've been down there already.
Uh-huh.
What, my money don't spend here?
Are you saying we're not good enough?
Jeffro?
Yeah.
Is he yours?
My money don't spend here, huh?
I mean exclusive time for one night. Yeah, I mean, I'm the new guy. I didn't want to say I was I was kind of
We're here now, so yeah go for it
All right, Bruce you can take care of this I'll send down somebody to deal
Get build something good or
Thank you. We need to pet you down. All right
that won't be necessary dog that will tell you right now I do have a gun on me
yeah we can't be having you bring it in there man what do you think I'm gonna
shoot up a place with like a million people here uh-uh considering what
you did yesterday probably yes that was different dog now we're even I hope
show get your phone out and put it on airplane mode all right that's cool you
pull your phone out and shot it there and you're done you understand man I
don't need no God they have this shit stricter than a actual casino
yeah cuz you know exactly friendly with copies is it yeah see that's what I'm
So why the fuck would I want? Hey, I've killed Sal, I'm pretty sure
I'm wanted right now
Yeah, I do but I also want to play a little bit. Is that okay goddamn the night's young ain't it?
Yeah, there you go
Go Jeffro.
Yeah, you got a bank.
Come on in short.
Do you have money?
Me?
Oh, not you.
Obviously.
Yeah, good.
Good.
I don't have.
How much do you go to?
I'm a housekeeper, buddy.
I don't got money.
I'm a power game, the fucking world.
I hate you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
for now. Okay, you my dealer? Yeah, you want to play? You might want to actually watch
the door just in case.
Hey, Penta's a piece of shit. Penta's a cunt. I want to fucking ban this.
He's going to grab more money.
I don't have that much.
You got to be careful, OK?
Hi.
Usually it's 500 max.
500 max.
Yeah, 500 max bet.
All right.
How much you got now?
Not that much.
I like $800.
Jake, I'll thank you so much for 10 gifted subs.
Appreciate that.
Hi.
right now need like hundred dollar hands you know something something you know be gentle
oh
there's like a trick for uh bedding if you uh if you like uh shift shift the money left and right
you know it's a lot easier to put it stack out
500 fucking pay you if you win. I just pay me back dog
Let's go.
Yeah.
Oh, six.
Damn 13.
What you gonna do?
Me?
Yeah, it's on you.
I'm gonna be real.
I'm staying.
Stay.
All right.
Let's see what I got.
16.
Yeah.
16? Yeah. 18? Fuck it, that house wins. Alright, cool, see there you go. Yeah, there you go, now you can make $500, that's no problem.
Alright, this is fun, I haven't gotten to do this yet in RP.
Big money, big money.
I think I'm going to be a little bit more for the black track.
Holy shit, if you're moving the dial, it should move an increments of 10.
Oh, yeah, why not, MaxBot.
Oh, oh, but it's not, though.
Well, Penta, it is for me.
That is cool.
Cool.
Let's go. What do we got? What do we got?
Ah.
17.
Well, we got some for you Bill
You know what dog? Yeah, give me one you're gonna hit 17. Yeah, okay
Oh my god
That's that's really good. Yeah, I'm saying oh shit
You sure you want to hit that? Yeah, I'm sure dog
131618 you win. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Easy money. This is how I paid to get through MIT.
Wow, Blackjack.
Yep, it's true. Had a professor that told me everything, dog.
Oh, like that movie, right?
I believe you. There should be a repeat bet option.
This is cool. Run it back.
13.
Yep.
Giving one.
18.
Yeah, I don't think I stay.
Let's see what I got.
18.
It's a push.
Yeah.
That's almost like winning.
W push.
Hey, how much you got now?
I got enough.
How much?
Enough.
No fucking, how much money you got?
Ten grand.
Let's do one hand.
I got I got to ask Bruce
House
Come here. Oh my
You want some grand bag can we cover that a king grand bitch? Yeah
We'll need to get move you want to double down I won't
Oh god, I fuckin' hope not.
So we're good to run now?
I'll tell you what, do each and if he gobbles down and you winch, then we'll get him shorty.
Okay.
Here goes nothing good luck, sir.
Yup.
Big hand, big money.
Oh, come on, let's see that time.
Oh my god!
Yeah, that's pretty good for you.
Yup.
You wanna hit that 19?
I'm staying okay come on okay see a 10 18 you know thanks dog
all right I'm fun to go you from the house hey thanks y'all yep
I'm glad you're here.
Well, Bill.
Congratulations.
That's so fun.
Holy shit.
That sucks good on a piece.
Thank you.
How much are you for?
Uh...
I
So is this like all the game, like all the people who spend this week on it?
I don't know.
Wait, are you gonna just go to the purple game right now and look at the lava?
I don't know.
I'm just gonna try to get there.
I saw this guy in the hallway, he's like, scary.
One, two, three, four.
Actually, three catchy names.
Thank you.
I am two.
Ha ha.
And she is one.
All right, let's get out of here, yo.
Bye bye.
All right.
Chris, we just returned.
We're both from America.
Oh.
Make sure to use your inside voices.
We'll take the four-oh-yam-a-coror.
We're a bit more dedicated.
I'm not going to talk now.
I
Was good you
Yesterday, are we okay? Yeah, I guess
Sorry about that fucking shot again. No, I saw you shot Mona Lisa. Yeah, but uh, you know
I
Yeah, roach give me kind of dirty my bad. He's lost her whimsy enjoy for life look at
They're down the hostility
Fucking slimy motherfucker yo, and if you go on you don't frat nice with men shit that you know that shit might just happen
Seven just let me motherfucker. Yeah now he's dead
I gotta go get sell hooked again
The missing ingredient on the server's pet-to-haters. Oh, they're here trust me. I know they are
No song sorry we made our 10 grand now we're out
quick 10 grand log came up on that poor guy look like he bit on a lemon when he
won yeah yeah I might have to go buy another car dog if they have anyone's
I don't know if I'm fine.
Shot of the place yesterday that took their money. Yeah, Roach is gonna be pissed.
That was the blackjack. Yeah, it's fun too. I like it.
I thought there was no way now they were gonna let me go get out of there with that 10K.
I was gonna perform.
Yeah, but I thought it was harder to just take 10K and then leave.
It wasn't relet there, right?
No, we're working on having all that shit in. It just, it takes a lot of dev time.
But it's very cool.
It's super fucking cool.
They won't poke her bad.
It's next up there's you know there's a lot of shit man.
There's a lot of shit the devs are coming out with.
You need a coin pusher?
Hold on a second.
Hold on.
Happy those old school gaming game codes.
Can I add VR mode?
Yeah, just so I get really close to the monitor.
I don't think they're as strict as they were. They're pretty fishy.
Yeah, that's kind of true
Hey Sal, what's up, yo
It's a video on drugs
Hey, I feel like you're making a bad call yo
Rescue those lost addiction man, so I'll put that shit down yo, it's rotten your brain
Look at the video on drugs look at my car
look at it yo don't you want to get like this ain't you trying to get like this
this. Like this. Look at this car. You know, oh, you kill someone with the wheels or something.
Why'd you read? Cuz it's hard. No, actually, matter of fact, hold on. What's good, Mike
block. Well fucking crock God. The crock don't stop. Flood the city with it. I'm
here at plan B. You know, I'm saying showing off the new whip completely bought with
drug money exclusively no legal income was used to buy this asset dog none of
that got sal here you know I'm saying he trying to clean up his act but we go
and get him hooked back on the shit cuz he my number one customer dog so we
gotta do it like that you feel me cops here they can't stop this shit echo
here you know I'm saying she riding well fucking look at that that bitch
clean as hell dawg 100% bought with drug money anyways if you all if you a if you try to get
like me you know I'm saying I'm a fuck with you just hit me up you know I'm saying DM me and uh
I'm gonna put you up on game all right the crock don't stop
I bet you if you take that more and it does nothing you're gonna be looking at that doctor
the other way so man I won't be able to breathe without my inhuman help and
I don't think I just gave you a nailer. Excuse me guys. What's going on?
Oh pretty good how you guys doing? Good. Hey Sal just take one just to make sure you
don't want to do it anymore. What you guys up to? I should. Rims by the way. Yeah thanks.
Is this your car or not? Yeah it is. Do those spin? Yeah they do. No fucking way. Yeah when
tires move they spin that's fucking gangster hey let me ask you i mean would you do anything to
have something like this like what like a car like this oh you know i'm saying by any means necessary
dog yeah i'd like work really hard get some overtime like grind you know i see so take the
extra shifts yeah for a beauty like this man ride home in style especially if it bounces at the
the stoplights nice it's clean I'll just take on these motherfuckers just to make
sure you don't know you should probably do whatever that guy says he seems pretty
with it the doctor said I can't do anymore no man just take this citizen yeah you
do hey wait I don't think you're my friend anymore man Sal Sal Sal Sal Sal
Sal don't be like that
And I'm just saying to just have more just oh, you know what?
Okay, if you ain't gonna do it then I won't make all your employees do it
So you can be surrounded by it then
What's good employees
Oh
You gave me yesterday up an atom. Yeah, but you gotta do it
I'm gonna write you up. I will write you up John. No, you won't. You're not gonna write me up man. Just do it. I'm gonna write you up.
How can you write me up if you do it? He's gonna watch the stove while you're still in the water. It's bad for you. It's good for you dog. It is good. It's good for you.
Good for you
You're not gonna write you up, John
John you only get 50 of those good enough are you
You love it dog
John you only get 50 of those before I fire you man
Hey John's not here. He's all motherfucking another planet
Yeah
He probably does dog take some you gotta take some
I'm too old for that shit
You could just it's just free here. Try it. I can't inject drugs now come on. Yeah, of course you can anyone can
I know I physically can but I really shouldn't
It's the best you'll ever feel in your life ever and it can happen right now
My heart's gonna stop. No, it won't this shit is not it's not addictive and it's completely safe dog FDA approved
My first exposure to it was watching Sal O'Dee.
Yeah, but Sal's a bitch!
Are you weak?
Like, physically...
What?
It's... it's hard to have a chance to be mad.
What do you know I was born with?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
It's gonna make you feel better.
I appreciate the offer.
You will do this.
You know what? Fuck that.
I'm going to put this on the ground, all right?
Oh, do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, that's okay.
Okay, now you don't got a fucking choice, yo.
All right, I'm going to do it.
I'll put the gun down, man, or I'll call the police.
Don't call the police.
Get out of some waffle shop.
Sal, you know better.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, fuck.
He's doing it.
He's dying.
He's going, why are you doing this for how
did you kill me?
He's got a gun, man.
I'll have to wright you up, man.
Yeah, good.
All right, we'll be back in an hour with more.
Thank you.
Hey this is gonna happen every hour until you get addicted again
Let him live that was a warning shot
I
Hope we're not sees it see the single cop. Oh, we have
We've seen a lot of cops actually
Yeah
Well, I didn't accidentally, I shot his ass.
Yeah, he'll be alright.
I think plan B's the best RP on the server.
I'm glad that you said it was just a warning,
because my fucking, my aim was out of his head.
You were psycho, huh?
Yeah, you were pointing it down,
and you were shooting at him.
A lot of my friends were shooting at him.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh yeah, you're right.
Uh-oh.
Oh, that.
They're coffee hands.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Don't come to plan me.
Welcome Mike. You're a bad man. I will come.
Leave us alone. Jesus.
It's not planning care. I don't think so. I think he's new to RV.
We gotta go back now. I'll be back in an hour.
Oh, he did BCSO. Oh, there you go.
He's a contender for rookie of the year, I'll tell you that, a new character of the
year at least.
I heard you got a crack. Yeah, something like that. Oh
Hold up. Let me call you back
Oh
Shit
Yeah, where is you?
Uh, south side by the gas station.
Alright, how much you want?
Alright, someone told me first hit's free, so...
Alright, cool, yeah, that's cool. Which gas station?
uh, I want one of the hardwares
hi, yeah, yeah, I don't want to be there
hi, hi
I mean it seems like there's a lot of cops on tonight.
explanation point JRP that says apply but uh you don't really even need to do
that explanation point JRP you can play now for free
Play-Doh Q is wide open
you know nothing about it what happened to that other car that you have oh yeah
it's around there somewhere
What happened to him?
What this thing?
Yes, me lord?
What is it?
A server dying?
No?
It's not that.
Righto.
What is it server dying now it's not that right oh
Gingerbread?
Yeah they said they won't fix my shit I don't know why
Looks fine to me
Yeah fucking I guess
What am I doing? I'm literally an admin.
What am I, some kind of idiot or something? Hey, let me ask him again, dog.
Are you not that kind of a wolf?
Oh.
I'm literally the owner?
Wow, dude. Yep. What the fuck, I'm on.
P.L. Fixin' Eye. Passengers caused that issue. Oh. It's gonna go. It's good to be king. It
really is. It really is. We're just about to just ruining everyone's RP with this.
Yeah, there he goes.
There's the window, I broke.
Where's both of them?
Oh, I think that's them.
Yeah.
What's good, dog?
Oh, you know, just relax.
damn why get up let me give you the shit
yeah come on you know
tools are still there
yeah I should know where it goes
hey this it's better dog
it's gonna be the best you've ever felt in your whole life
is it though?
yes
I'll hold up give that back you'd die if you took that much
I'm tempted man don't do it you'll die put it up it's too much you'll die
all right cuz he said nicely you'll die motherfucking
All right, good and since you were good, I'll give you two yeah, no
Hey, once you inject this into your body, nothing will matter dog. You'll be the happiest person you've ever been in your life. Yo
I haven't been happy in years man, not since I had my last hit of crack.
This is a new day yo, happiness is at the end of that needle dog.
All you gotta do is put it in your arm yo, and push that plunger in.
And a rainbow gulmuffin come out of that shit dog.
Hey, hey, hey, but hey, get up against that trash bag or something, because when
you do it you go like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, there you go
No, no, no look at it look at it motherfucker look at it
Yeah, look at it
Yeah, there you go, make sure you get your back to the wall first though motherfucker cuz yeah, you go
Yeah in your pockets motherfucker damn
Yeah, look at it in your pockets dog
Yeah, you got it, you got it, there you go, probably yeah you got it, I think, oh, look
at it, what the fuck, inject yourself, I'm trying man, I'm used to smoking man, we go,
go get there yeah there you go needles man good that's good oh there we go
there we go there we go
Yup
Yeah, that's a good show
J-Srp everybody
Yeah, you like that, huh
You got my number let me know when you want more you want more now
I don't got a lot.
How much money you got?
Uh, like, three something.
Just take it.
You know what, just take it.
All right, give me that, and you want me to just take it?
Just do what you think is right, man.
I ain't gonna stop you.
You're saying I could do whatever right now.
Oh, God.
Yeah, go for it, man.
Nothing matters.
all right let me see what you got yo now that's real junkie rp hold on now
that's real junkie rp
I'm gonna take your phone too oh my kind of call you man man I don't know you
You a crackhead? Go motherfucking steal another phone or some shit.
Alright.
Hey, or you know,
you just go down to 4M across the street and they got that shit.
Free robbery?
It's not a robbery. He's gonna take whatever you want.
I didn't even give a name anymore, yep.
This RP is really wanting to make me sell drugs to at-risk people.
Looks good.
Hey, how's it going?
Good man. Yeah, I got some shit, yo
All right, what you got for me I got
What could you do for this?
Huh
Ah
How about that school what about this
Huh
I'll give you 15 bucks for yeah, yeah, fuck it
there you go. All right, thanks yo. Absolutely. Y'all looking for anything specifically or?
Hey, you know, honestly, anything you come across, guns, drugs, whatever you got.
I appreciate it. You guys are safe out there.
Cool.
I got an idea for the, uh, for the pawn shop.
I think it would be cool if they could buy jewelry
for whatever the fuck, but then they can melt it down to like gold bars or silver bars, you know,
Melt it down to like gold bars or silver bars, you know, whichever and then they can sell that for more, right?
But here's the kicker chat, but like if they can, you know build up the gold bars, whatever, but
They can only ship the gold bars off
Like once a week or some shit and they actually have to drive them all down to the docks
You know what I mean? Yeah to ship to China exactly exactly
yeah so you know so they so they would have to like keep all the fucking
gold and shit on hand you know what I mean oh yeah I gotta go to the hospital
now storage wars is next again it's not quite set up yet but that's okay
because there's a ton of RP happening
what if you hear me out they can buy jewelry and then they couldn't chant
get the jewelry to give you arm.
Yeah, I announced it. No.
Chad, it's okay. You don't need to do things for me.
it's okay the hell off of me
Thanks you oh this is the stranger things pizza what is it is it what's different
Well it is good
It actually is
Good.
Get your first piece of gun back.
Who are you?
Holy shit, these are old, huh?
How are Moon and Pet to AFK at the same time?
Is that what you do? You just channel?
You channel switch? You just flip between?
Look between the channels.
Obviously, like watching TV.
Well, no one will understand that reference.
But that's how it used to be.
That's how it used to be.
You're too lazy for that.
I would just always watch the commercials
Oh, yeah, let's go dog. Well, hey, yeah, I'm a fuck. I'm a buggered up here. Hold up
You bombs
You watch this bitch while I go inside and get patched up and then we're gonna trap out the hospital
Where do you rate the sriracha gold bag of reno's yeah, dog? I'm all fucked up. I don't know what I'm just not feeling great
What the fuck happened to you?
I don't even remember dog. Oh, yeah, I do remember I tried to hop over the counter at plan B
And I'm all fucking slipped and fucking folding myself in half
Jesus all right. So what we need to crack your back or yeah. Yes. Yes. All right. All right. Let's let me turn around
I know I know I know I know but just turn around
I'm just gonna fucking rip your back the other way. All right, you're gonna feel a crack like right
Shit, oh shit. Okay. Okay. I think you're gonna be good. You feel better now more spring in your step
Yeah, I'll feel more limber okay good good good. I got it
You have a good one man. All right. Hey, give him some of this dog
I
Give him this I swear to God you'll feel better. Oh, is it that came right? Oh shit. I'm speaking of actually sir
Would you like some?
Hey, aren't you the surfer been yeah, that's me, bro. It was good dog
It's good. It's good. Hey, do you never call me for some more of that shit? Oh
Yeah, some other homie. God told me to buy from him. So I just bought from that dude, you know
All right. Yeah, I guess I
So you can just take the box and if say if a friend of yours ODs or some shit you can just basically make them sniff it
I mean they're not to give them more. Can I chain it?
You know what you might have to find out I don't know. All right. I'm gonna try I'm gonna find out what cell
Oh
The other two guys aren't okay, but I got hurt
Shit if you want to pull up a hospital, I'm probably here for a minute. Oh
I can bend anything you want
Yeah, I know like that
God damn what's good everyone? Let's go. This should look fresh bro. Yep. Thank you
So trap this bitch out there's some motherfuckers. There's some fiends right there
Hey, what's good y'all?
Y'all want to try some new medicine
What this that shit I got that K?
Hey, I got that K
So I'll take something that yeah here come here
This that shit bro, this is gonna be the best you ever felt in your life dog
dog. How much is it? Hey first it's free yo. Yo is it? Oh is it a doctor? Yeah you good.
Hey look at that shit. You know what I'm saying? Hey just inject yourself with it. That should
go make you feel better than you've ever felt in your life dog. You won't feel like shit.
Imagine if the Game of Thrones last couple seasons were actually everything you wanted
That's how it's gonna make you feel. Yeah
He's good
No, it's good yo
What are you going to do about it?
No, no, he's just saying to somebody.
This is the fucking thing to do.
Oh, I'm going inside.
No, he don't look at him. He good. He good.
What do you want to do out there?
Hey, how you feeling, dog?
He loves it, dog.
Yeah, he loves it, yo.
Yeah, you love it.
Who else want to try?
God damn it, Gregory.
You want to try? You got some supple veins.
Huh? No, no, I don't think so.
Is some good shit dog? Try it, yo!
Oh, well, well, look who it is.
Oh.
Look who the fuck it is, dog.
Mm-hmm.
Well, well, well.
Hey, I'm gonna be real.
Sal is gonna get addicted to my shit again.
Believe that.
What the hell?
No, he's not.
And you cannot save him.
I'm gonna save him.
I'm done.
If I have to inject him at gunpoint...
Hey, that would be real.
The motherfucking doctors just gave me something, yo.
They gave me some Narcanis, so I'm gonna inject him.
Narcanum and Jacob Narcanum chain that shit. Oh my god
Hey, this is your last fucking warning if we if we having a nice conversation again, and you try to motherfucking arrest me
I'm telling you right now. This is the last fucking chance
You got to stop being like that. We talking is to motherfucking concerned friends right now about our friend Sal
They gotta be you making it like that when it ain't gotta be like that
You are goddamn let let him have fun nobody else can talk
Huh I
Said Mike made it pretty clean doesn't want this anymore. Don't want what?
Hey, he do want Mike or Sal
Sal now you got me. She said Mike didn't she she didn't just say Mike
Yeah, now you got me maybe you on the K
I'm not okay. So now face away from me hands up. Don't be reaching
Stop really juice I can hear it. I'm old a I'm gonna tell you right now
Either get in your car or drive away or number one
I'm gonna lose you and then number two
I'm going straight to play and be and making Sal shoot up at gunpoint. You're not gonna do that. That's your guess
I know that you did not just tell me what I'm not gonna do with the gun
you just fucked up let's go come on echo oh my god oh my god say goodbye to
sound while you get what the hell oh Jesus oh you did that you hate those
people
up. That was insane. Oh, hey, you better stop. You better stop chasing me. I'm not
Rami you're brave-checking me
You have done three times!
This is your last chance. This is your-
Hey, this is- this is your last chance
My last chance to walk.
Back off or Sal gets the needle
Oh
Hi!
Hi, your choice, fuck it.
He doesn't care about the other one, do you see that shit?
Search down!
Check it out!
Oh
I got the hook up
push your weight on my block
got neighbors wanting to call a hook up
E.A. gon leave it bitch nigga
on the road with work in my bitch
here's the good luck
S.R.T.A put a thing
Malaysia else
they didn't even win
line up this city apple ball
with my lady I'm kid bitch
aka the new H.B.B.
it's just meant to be
and all my niggas buffed up
I just got the back.
Straight this out.
Is the car full of K?
No.
I put it in the apartment.
It's okay.
Good girl.
Oh, that feels good.
I
To play me to play me
I got a trash bag full of 20s,
bitches in the shoebox, bitch, I'm gettin' money.
Now, I'm sayin' that the crib countin' all of my bottles.
I'm sayin' that the crib countin' all of my bottles.
I got one trash bag, like, I got two bottles.
You goin' to the clippers and like, I gotta count these bottles.
I gotta break down this bank, I gotta weigh all this cash.
For the bills, when we come for real, first we get stabbed.
We have four switchin' legs, seein' how to switch the chains.
It's a trap on the bottle, so we gon' switch up with the cash.
I got a plug on these bills, I got some ways to make them real.
Don't worry about that.
Straight to south.
I'm going straight to south.
Go straight to sell
It's a race to sell.
Please God, let me be here before the PD.
Dear Lord Jesus Christ, I'll never ask for anything again.
Shit!
No!
It's a never!
No one fucking move! Don't hit that radio!
Where the fuck is that?
Where is that?
We're not here!
We're taking the lunch break in the back.
in the back
he's sleeping
fucking bitch sal
if you're gonna take anyone take the furry
alright give me a radio
give me a radio
give me give me give me give me
that's fine give me a radio
damn
come here
You want a pancake?
Did you grab it?
Oh, yeah, thanks.
Keep the taco.
Yeah, I'm trying to give it to you.
You just got to grab it.
All right, listen up.
Listen up.
First person to bring me Sal gets a lot of money.
$20,000.
Oh, shit.
Nice try, loser.
Oh.
I
Go
Damn I did not think they would see that.
Hold on.
I'm coming for you, Sal. I'm gonna let you bobble. I'm the bobble man.
am I okay? No, obviously I'm not. What a man that's okay say I'm the butthole man.
Can you shoot from the cars? Not from the driver's seat, because it's too OP.
huge huge god I wish that would have been there
Yeah, we should make it so anyone can use the radios, actually.
Uh, but we should only make it for like, you know, the next hour we should make it like
up.
No.
Guys, how we liking Mike Block?
Is the hood back?
Oh yeah.
I'm like a traplord, Mike Block.
I- I'm tired of Pentas bullshit. His RP is stupid.
It's the harass people.
That's all he does.
I learned that George. Thank you so much for five gifted subs
Appreciate that man. We're very close to our goal of one one one one one. Thank you so much. Appreciate that
You like that he's uh 40 smarter than usual but still dumb enough to be a character
you know I um everything you want is that plan B you know I the thing is I
like I kind of like Mike that's smart enough to do crime well enough but still
dumb enough to like be really flashy about his money I think that's that's a
pretty good mix. It's still brag about doing crime.
Oh, man.
Oh, did I roll low?
I'm looking at the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to stop eating cake, I'm asking
cake you miss Mike not being able to count
well let's go permanent salami not like
Yeah, it's time for Sal to be put down, like the sick dog is.
Just give him AIDS.
All right, Sal.
Let me introduce you to my friend, dog, Mr. Aids.
Hey, I found Sal, please.
Sal, don't snitch, dog. I'll kill you.
Hands up!
Hey, what's good?
Hey, man.
Yeah, what's good, yo?
See, we can have a good time and shit.
Yeah, I want a ton of money.
Oh, that's great. Hey, what about that stuff?
I didn't hear one of my songs play you fucking left man. What am I supposed to do?
Hey, you should have played it when I walked in the door dog
Fuck man. You want some money though, right? Yeah, I did and I had a good time and I didn't hear any of my songs. Oh
Fuck me man
Hey, you know Sal from the plan B
Yeah y'all friends. I
Mean I know them. Hi
I'll give you that 50 back if you bring him under the bridge where we meet
All right, deal. All right, cool. All right, bye
Dude role-playing is so easy when you have an exclusive item that no one else can get
And you just have a white list and just spawn it in for yourself this wow
How come no one else how come no other gangs have ever thought to do this?
So easy when you just do that
What the hell
Come no other games ever thought to do this
Yeah, John said he put a $20,000 hit on my head. No, I didn't
you didn't do that no dog I said bring to me not kill you that's crazy yo yeah
that's what he said $20,000 to bring me to you that's not a hit oh oh let me put
it on speaker John is this true why is Mike doing this well I don't think he
wants to hit you he just wanted me to be on yeah exactly behind the frame
okay well you gotta not do that cuz John's trying to bring me to you so
We can get the money.
All right, well, it's still on.
No, it's not.
Yeah, John, it is.
John, it is.
No, John, where you grabbing me, man?
I'm not coming with you.
Yeah.
Get me where to.
You got him?
Yeah.
Go to the Palomino gas station.
John, put me down, John.
Put me down.
You know where that is.
The Palomino freeway gas station?
There's a gun store?
John, I'm going to write you up again if you do this.
That'd be three write-ups in a day.
that day yeah but you we need money no man he's gonna try to hurt me I think or
something yeah I'm gonna inject him with some shit cuz I told his girlfriend that
if she tried to arrest me I would so now I mean I got to now I can't take
any more the doctor said if I take one more crocodile probably died John you
shouldn't do this yeah but your girlfriend motherfucking I told and she
knew this but she's still motherfucking trying to arrest me anyway and I
How was your talk about your safety?
It's because you're doing horrible things to me, man.
You did that to yourself!
So, I'm a realist, guys.
You said this stuff is an addictive man, but I can't get my mind off it, man. It hurts.
Hey, you need to be bigger than that.
You need to overcome that, dog, and stop blaming me for all your fucking problems, yo.
Oh, I think I'd rather blame you for all my problems because I don't want to take responsibility for my actions.
Dog, it's not addictive unless you get addicted. Then it's really addictive.
I took nine in yesterday, man. I took three today.
Alright, well I told you not to get addicted.
Well, you said it wasn't addictive, so this is all your fault.
It's not addictive unless you get a
You might not give me a minute
Why are the cops here? Do you better?
Is there a cop that faced on me right now?
No
Yes there is, I bet, in the room
Okay, faced them? Oh, there's a cop
What the fuck was that?
Did they listen through the walls?
No, they didn't
They were there, they were there
Hey, Mr. Love, how are you doing?
I got a mark on the phone
I hear that
these cops again now you're getting ejected twice listen for every time the
cops try to do this I'm a jet I'm injecting you again I've just lost them
already there are you gonna inject me from a car no I will get my hands on
you because the cops cannot catch me well you won't be doing this much so
stop catching on me cuz I'm every time it's another rejection listen Mike
you're just one guy the cops are gonna keep me safe they're really good at
their jobs I'm not even trying to lose them dog it's so easy they're already
gone Sal you've just probably got like a like a car with a with a with a terrible
engine or something I'm on a bicycle oh well anyways don't come back I think
come back. Yes, Sal!
Shit, dude!
Yeah, Sal's getting injected twice.
I think Jethro can do it.
I'm gonna be real, I think Jethro has that dog inside of him.
I think there is a dog inside of Jethro.
You know what I mean?
I'm like in the Cory RP.
Beach, have you played since Cory?
No?
Oh my god.
You been feeling sick?
It's been a nice R-P-ing with the beach.
It was a real pleasure.
You know, I get sad whenever I have friends about to have a baby because I know it's just
not going to be the same.
And I know that's super selfish, but I'm just going to help.
well yeah congrats
do I want to be the godfather you go you come to me on the day of my donors
I haven't watched that movie. Peach, you could never watch The Godfather.
Peach, you couldn't watch that movie. Totally could. Absolutely not.
Why not? It's like three and a half hours long. 95% of it is dialogue.
Yeah, but it's but it's amazing
Yeah, but there isn't an ogre in it
Who does that? It's great. It's it's it's one of the best movies ever. It's a great story
Yeah, VT Rich is right.
There is it, right?
What if there just was?
Can we, uh, maybe I could get a version of the Godfather where we just splice in a random
Shrek scene.
Just for five seconds.
Just a quick jump scare.
That would be nice.
You can make that happen.
All right Big'Bong, yeah, get over there.
Shrek just walks into the hospital
and tries to strangle fucking Don Corleone to death.
Ha!
Ha ah ah ah ah!
Ha ah ah ah!
He j-j-ni died!
You wanna fuck?
Yep.
Scarface is better. Scarface is another. Belter.
Scar- Belter? What do you mean?
What does that word mean?
Scarface is ass.
I love Scarface. It's one of my favorite movies, but I don't understand why he tries to fuck his sister in the last 15 minutes
out of nowhere I don't that that's lost on me I don't know why that happened he's
on drugs that's just it that's a whole explanation he's just fucked up
okay
The writer is barely disguised fetish.
Oh, look at this life.
Big three mob movies are Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface.
No mention of Shadas?
Thank you.
Not really.
No mention of Shadas.
Donnie Brasco is slept on.
Fuckin' no one sleeps on Donnie Brasco, are you kidding me?
That's one of Johnny Depp's...
That's one of his best roles.
I don't think anyone sleeps on Donny Brasco.
Dude, Johnny Depp was so good until Timburn fucked him up, man.
So good.
This absolutely got ruined by Timburn.
What a shame.
Carlitos way.
I like at the end of Carlitos way where he shoots someone in the head and he's
like that's how it's done Carlito's way that's awesome yep that's how we do it
Carlito's way
I
Like Carlitos, I
Would put Carlitos way up there because I think that's one of Sean Penn's best roles
Before he absolutely ruined his career with I am Sam
But I like Carlitos way quite a bit
That's a good one
He's really good in one battle after another.
Did you see one thing after another?
He's in that?
He's in one battle after another?
Is it I am Samroll?
They said they put in pancakes.
Thank you.
That movie is so funny if you've never seen it.
What?
It was in the movie.
It's in the movie.
It would not hold up to modern audiences.
You know, the first time I watched I Am Sam is an adult.
I thought it was going to be one of those movies.
I watched it when it came out because it was like huge academy.
I think it won some awards.
The first time I watched it, isn't it all?
I didn't understand why it was...
It should be one of those movies that people go to laugh at, like The Room.
You know what I mean?
I don't understand how it isn't.
Nothing will hold up to modern day.
Yeah, you're right, dude.
There's literally no movies that hold up to modern day.
No one has a sense of humor anymore.
Buddy, I don't think they were trying to make that movie to be...
Did you think that it was an intentional comedy?
Have you even seen it?
I don't think you've seen it.
I love I Am Sam.
I wish we could watch that together.
That's so good. Why can't we? I guess we could. Apparently, like, I guess Will Neff does that.
He watches movies that you did DMCA for, but he just deletes the Vod, which I didn't know
was an option. I didn't know I could just come on here and do shit and then just
delete the mod. I had no idea that was an option. So does Wobby. I didn't know that.
Can I just watch Shrek? Then there's just delete the mod.
I was driving fast in a car that was not mine that's all they charge you with oh yeah and
then he also found the gun after that he sent me to prison and I think he said he was going
to uh do something about that you are you in prison i just got out i was in there for five months
and he came to prison while i was in prison to threaten me with the fact that i had a gun
all right uh all right well i'm gonna pick you up okay i'll be here
is that legal i don't know
I am Sam
Hold the leap of odd
Let's not it's so funny though, man
I don't know why they made that movie
That had to have been such an uncomfortable set. Maybe they thought they were really doing something.
Talk about it, then it's fair use is how that works. Okay fuck it
What's it about
Sean plan plays a mentally disabled
Adult who for some reason has a daughter that isn't and she's like six years old and she's already like way smarter than him
And it's just uh, and then he's like about to lose custody of her
Which is good by the way
Who's the mother
What the fuck what was the reason they gave for that did they they might have just glanced over now
Cancer
Yeah, but why didn't you bang him a
Slow man slept at the homeless. Oh, that's what happened. Yeah, okay. That's right. So it's even worse
Why was this movie made I
Swear to God people say that things are woke now
I swear to God there was a period in the 90s where things were more woke. I
Swear to God there was man
It's hard to prove without being there, but
Yeah, but it wasn't shoved in your face
Hey, are you my client?
Oh, no, no, no, that's not true.
I'll bet you I can just walk in here.
Yeah, they're not paying to touch me man.
You have not a guy in the cell here?
Thank you.
No, he left like 30 minutes ago.
Where the fuck is he going?
I could not tell you.
He just left?
Yeah, he just leaves sometimes.
Alright.
Hi.
What was that guy doing?
Can you come with me?
No, sometimes people just go out to play with you.
Go there.
No.
That's fair.
Do you need something?
Take it easy pal, take it easy.
I'm sorry.
Get in the truck to my car.
Get in.
Come on, let's go. Um, whoa, would you like me to go sir? No
Come on, no, don't do it, bro. No ma'am. Come on. Okay. We'll hold it down
Did you just get murdered?
Did you just get murdered is a crazy thing to say.
Get in.
Did you just get murdered?
Aye.
Yeah, so we gonna get Sal, okay?
Hey, what's your name truck woman?
Olive.
Olive?
I love Olive getting sal addicted to drugs.
I'm a doctor.
What's your mean you a doctor?
I was a doctor.
What happened?
The fuck is this one?
The truck.
I see you brought me a present.
Yeah, will she go help us get Sal?
Okay, where is he?
We don't find out. She don't go on.
Okay.
Alright, Olive.
We gotta figure out where the fuck Sal is, alright?
So hop on out the whip yo.
Yeah, come on.
I don't know how.
Exit the trunk.
Exit trunk.
Exit trunk now.
Oh, please don't yell at me, I don't know how.
Exit trunk now.
I don't know how.
it's trunk oh yeah good all right cool come on make sure you ain't got a gun or
of them. So why you ain't a doctor anymore?
I said that.
What you do?
I just talked a lot.
What did you talk about?
You sound familiar.
You're not going to kill me?
I'm gonna kill you.
I was hurt.
Are you gonna kill me?
No way I'm gonna kill you, damn.
Where your password is, B?
Oh, you ain't got one.
No.
No, I don't have cells number either. I don't think damn. That's all good. I don't
That's all right. I got it
If you if you want to go to
you um being a spy motel i work there i run the spa area hey that's cool yo but i i'm calling
these you do is ask sal where he's at i don't want a massage what the fuck are you saying
offering to give us massages right now um well my boss told me to ask everybody
Well, if your boss says.
I'm just trying to make money, I'm not getting paid.
Alright, yo, we'll listen up. Hey, you do this and I'll pay you real good.
Just give me a favor, dawg. I'm gonna call this motherfucker.
Alright?
Uh-huh.
And then all you gotta do is just be like, hey, we're having some problems at the restaurant, where are you so we can talk?
Pretend that we're not here.
You just gotta figure out where the fuck he be.
Get under the restaurant.
Or just figure out where he is.
Either of those are good.
Oh, should I answer that?
Um, hello?
Hello?
I say this is all there. Um, it's going. Well, it's kind of a mess. Um, you okay? You don't
sound all right. What's that? You know, um, oh, you still upset about getting fired from the hospital?
Yeah, but, um, we're having some issues at the restaurant. One of the burners kind of like
died out and we can't take everything.
Oh, oh, I'm still high from the medication.
And what about Roger?
Well, Roger.
He's overwhelmed.
He's overwhelmed because it's only going to him.
Are you being asked to make this phone call right now?
No.
Listen, Olive, I'm currently in temporary protective custody, I think, so I can't come to the Donner.
I can come later, though, if that's all right.
Ask where the fuck he at?
Um, where? Where were you, you snail?
Don't answer that.
Um, Miss Love just said don't answer that, so I can't tell you where I am, but you don't gotta worry I'm safe, uh, I suppose.
I'm just a little far away from the diner, so I'll be there soon I suppose.
It's very far away from the diner.
Don't figure it out, it's just a burner.
Just sell some cold waffles, you'll be fine.
fun if you need if you need one of those um
damn he's so far away from the diner yeah hi come here sit down come here sit down
come here you're gonna kill me now no damn relax sit down
hi can you point a gun at her I don't have shit that's what I remember oh shit
oh look she has a gun can you shoot me right there aren't you no no I'm just
gonna video comb and just you know cry a bunch and say please just tell me
Where you are
Hi should be easy for you
You have reached and automated.
Let her help pick up all of them.
Please, this is very bad, so I don't want to die if you don't.
Last time I saw him, he was with the cop.
No.
I mean so.
Hello?
Hello? I'll put it on speaker. Hello? Hello? I can't hear you. Hello? Miss Olive?
What's up?
Hey Miss, Miss Olive, how you doing? What are you doing in the grass?
What are you doing?
Um...
Uh...
You need to come. I don't know.
I don't I need to come where I don't know what I don't know
Tell them where I'm at
Ma'am, do me a favor go ahead and put Mike's lock on the phone
And Mike I
Don't see a mic in the video. I'm gonna slow maybe someone else
trying to you know it looks like a woman's hand to be honest okay well the
person is there with you I need them to be on the phone okay the person that has a
gun pointed to Miss Olive can you can you speak to miss love she wants
hey no one talk all right just say Sal tell me where you are and then start
Countdown from 10. All right hold on not now and then echo at the end of time you know what happened
All right three two one action
We're in the south seven cells
uh anything else you need to know just tell us what you need to know i'll tell
just tell us what you need to know i'll tell you i'll tell you all right just
don't do anything all right don't count i hate counting count is my least favorite thing
next to spiders four four i thought we were on six we're okay three now
Don't die don't die Miss Hallie.
Okay well the hostage is the girth eater who's friend you need to talk to us.
I'm gonna tell Miss Hallie.
I need your location.
What do you want?
What do they want Miss Hallie?
I said to say outside and they said they're in the south side.
It's gotta be done Echo. Do it.
Oh god they're shot.
I miss all of them!
Ready?
Yeah, leave the gun though.
Good idea.
Man, that was hard.
I'll put it on there.
Yup.
I'm gonna leave this phone right here too.
Damn!
Oh shit, it's kind of hard.
That's awesome.
Hey, why are we doing this again?
Uh, you wanna get sound really high?
Help right here.
Everybody.
That must have been for someone else, I guess.
Yeah.
something more important
yup
alright chat, so this is a little
director's commentary, I thought it would be cool if I made
if I used mic as a quite literal metaphor
for addiction, and you know
physical form, right, to
Torment and haunt sal and even to the point where it is affecting the people
around them that care about them the most. So I hope you enjoy Mike Block Flood to
City part 3 addiction terrorist.
Yeah, thank you.
There that motherfucker car is. Oh shit.
a dick terrorist when the dragon chases you
Yeah
Well, I was just in BCSO
South and that looked like BCSO south for real
That's what they said this up south side and I know a police department when I see one dog
I was literally just arrested there, so it looks pretty fucking familiar
Yeah, that's true
Yeah, that chick might perm her.
What's that equals, Torm and Andy Jones?
I told you, it's a fuckin' allegory.
You know what, whatever.
It's an allegory for addiction.
It's allegorical.
Allegorical.
That'd be a sick perma.
But, live on FaceTime.
Smell that word.
A-L-E-G-O-R-E?
allegory
Is that right? Hey, there's an eye in there al gore two L's
Petra did not pass great time
I mean, being at a grade 10 reading level is actually pretty good.
So thank you.
I think most people are at 6th?
Is the average?
I think it's going down though, at an alarming rate.
Fifth? Oh, there you go.
You're gonna be better than most of it, really?
Pfft.
We could just go in there and do it. That should look me hard.
Let me get this game so we got a backup plan.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
What do you say we'll be long for the door?
Actual Skyrim moment. Actual Elder Scrolls moment.
He's fucking sweeping you, what is that?
I'm going to go get some more picks.
Master level lock that one's a bit harder. Yeah
I'm so bad at crime that's it you're getting a penis in your mouth
You all clicked I agree to the chat rules before you started chatting should have read them
That was 7 years ago?
Well?
Surely that's enough.
If I really lock it in I can do it.
This is a suicide mission?
Goddamn right. Let's go.
You can take one of these and use it as a weapon.
Just use that as a weapon if you have to.
Goodbye AP pistol. I mean I can't shoot with that fucking shit anyways.
Hmm, let's place it.
Oh god. Oh god.
I'mma be here!
Come on, Sal. Come on, bastard.
All right, go, go!
Ha ha ha!
He's trying, he's trying.
He's trying.
What the fuck?
Ha ha ha ha!
Stop, criminal scum!
You violated the law!
Stop!
violated the law. I think I can still get him.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, Echo might do some shit.
Cause I don't even think that they know to serve.
Oh
Wait
I would love if a car was stolen.
of
the
of
the
I don't know how you just did that to remember that you paid.
No, you're not.
Right where you are sir!
Ow!
The fuck?
Guys, I'm looking for a way right here.
Put your fucking hands up.
Show me your fucking hands.
I will fucking- Do you think this is a game? I'll fucking kill it!
He just knocked himself out.
He just knocked his ass out.
He just slammed his head into the fucking concrete in front of me and just knocked himself fucking unconscious.
I wish we could make the light I wish we could steady
Trying to fucking escort somebody you're trying to like that's just a pain in the ass
It's like a demonstration of like like strength or something you're just smash your head in the concrete in front of me
I'm not impressed
I can do that too
awesome person shit I'm gonna swap tack for ems all right get this guy an
ambulance or something he just smashed his head in the concrete is he okay I
don't let's uh let's get off the highway I think he was trying to threaten me or
something by showing me what he could do to his head without caring
ems bcso actually someone put that second sentence doesn't be like we
make this steady away where Adams Apple is
I'm bringing him under the freeway, so we have cover in case any of the people he's
It's higher up.
Slash Gary, not a thing.
I mean, it is, but you gotta remember, 226, most people are used to using menus and stuff.
Well...
I think there is. Is there?
watch your head come in to EMS
come in to EMS
go on, go get him
what happened?
he smacked his pretty hard
let me make sure he's unarmed first
but if you want to start looking at his head it shouldn't
I'm not unarmed
yeah I don't think you are, holy fuck
how bad are you feeling right now?
Sit my head
Or maybe I do hey my radio
Is it yours? Yeah
nice
All right, I'm gonna stand you up here
No, we don't need it just take it easy. No, yeah, you want to let her know I'll let her know
Yeah
still feeling all right really don't like this no I do need to go to the
hospital I think do you all right can I get one of you to go ahead and clear
the hospital here's your transport I just need to do anything
Okay, if you want to let him in the ambo.
Okay.
Got you gently.
Amazing micro arch, I am all.
K-Market going dry will be great.
Oh, they're not.
Buddy.
Do you think I'm close to getting drug trafficking?
I got an oxygen mask for you back here and I'm also buckling you in so you don't
walk around. Do you think they've been investigating?
Can we move them Mike walk cleanups attack three? Mike walk cleanups
attack three.
Good point.
This is a sign plus.
76 central with 195 man.
Alright, for that doctors ready.
No, the hospital's empty.
would have spawned it would have saved.
Yeah, I know you're going to say I bring in all these to you, but he said his head would be hurting.
One car, one car spawned would have saved.
There you go. I just got a nice bucket.
Very bad luck.
All right, what happened to you, sir?
I hit my head, dawg.
Did you fly out of a car or just fell over and hit your head?
No, just a good old fashioned way.
You just bonked it.
Yep.
All right.
Damn it, I got you for that.
That sucks, man.
All right.
I'm going to ice pack you, all right?
I know it's real fucking boring, but fuck it.
You want an apple juice afterwards?
Yeah, I'll take some apple juice.
All right, everybody gets an apple juice.
No questions asked.
Timbore.
Yeah, we'll get random man next place.
Apple juice.
There you go.
All right, man.
Straw's already in it, so you can just slurp a layer.
all right. Thank you. Yeah, you got it. You know yours. I was okay. Thank you. Yeah,
I was just good. That's it. Yeah, he's just bumped his head. Yeah. We'll see. Okay.
All right, let's go. Oh, my radio. Oh, hey, sense of radio. I we're coming down now.
I'm gonna grab him.
Fuck him.
Ah!
Alright, come on.
And then...
Ah!
Fuck!
He's so heavy!
Ah!
Oh God!
Um...
Yeah.
It's dark!
Oh my God.
Hello
What happened
What did he
What did you do?
I put my grab on him, I like fall over on him and then he...
The hell?
Do you want to load him in my car?
Stop shooting at me, sorry.
Have a great day, sir.
Bye.
Did you look like Apple too? I didn't get any...
Yeah, which car is yours?
No local...
No car spawns, no one at the hospital.
Abysmal luck, our luck ran out.
Alright.
Unforgivable.
Did you insert your aiming, is already good to go?
Yeah, I already got the drugs when it goes off of him.
Oh yeah, drugs, alright.
Yeah, six.
Is that unlocked?
Uh, yes, yes it is.
All right, watch your head.
All right, we'll go with you to the pd.
I'll take him down to Davis.
She lived.
The doctor who lived to die.
I
Bring south to him for $20,000 I wouldn't be shocked if the people
He should still be
Me not gotta get a bunch
All right, congratulations.
All right, going to North.
North?
North!
All right, Mr. Block.
Go.
All right, so we're just going to run over a few things really quick, okay?
So, first off, you do have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do will be held against the court of law.
You press attorney, kind of court and attorney will be provided to you if one is available.
Do you understand it's worth a different word to you?
Yeah.
Cool.
Do you need food or drinks?
No.
Okay.
Why are you, why are you drugging people?
What are you talking about?
Well, them people in Dunm Hawaiian, they make you then take it out.
I cannot do that.
Absolutely not.
I got a lot of statements saying that you did.
I never did that.
Okay.
I mean, it'd be kind of cool if you did, but.
Shut your ass up.
What the fuck, man?
You just sound dumb.
This is a man that knocked himself out.
How about you knock yourself out too when you're running some dimes?
I mean, yeah, but that's because my tits are huge.
You just hit concrete.
I'll shine it real Ripley off the bridge.
That's so nice.
give her 20k to let you go
wait, did that work?
10 bar, yeah he did
Perfect. We'll run out when we get to the station.
Do we currently have a unit at BCSO North?
You mind making sure that there's no lefty-loos for when we roll in?
Thank you so much.
Alright, let's get you out of here, okay?
I'm going to leave the keys in the scar, all right?
It's going to be in the box.
Oh, you good?
Mike?
See, is he all right?
You've got the whole clear from EMS.
He might just be, you know, a little melodramatic.
He might be embarrassed.
He kind of got himself.
and he had face planted into the curb although apparently you're trying to push
you off the overpass well he missed and his head into the concrete knocked
himself out cold oh my god he might be a little embarrassed Mike can you stand
up I mean he might have been on drugs the entire time I mean I mean he might have
been yeah he was looking at the law enforcement officer with gun drawn and
he's excited to swing his head at me miss and knock himself out yeah I'm
Oh, he's kicking your ass.
Oh my God.
He's wiggling around.
Is that a seizure stick or something?
Just help him up, baby.
Okay.
See, uh, I mean, yeah, he looks nice.
He looks good.
Yeah.
Just put his ass in there.
Yeah, see?
Oh, okay.
Well, I'll just, maybe I'll just carry him.
Yeah.
just carry him yeah he's not responding either we could possibly you know get a
medic yeah can we can we call another medic I'll call one up I got it thank you
okay EMS BC or so yeah we got a couch right here
hey you okay you keep you keep doing
Oh my god.
Oh there we go.
Yeah he's good Dessa.
You're right here, just be melodramatic.
Oh okay, silly goose.
I'm only seeing two melons right here.
Oh my god.
Four melons.
Oh my god sir.
I'm gonna do this evidence.
I will be real. You look just like that old woman from Freaky Friday.
Oh my god, don't be christ if a bridge is about this. Stop being ludicrous.
You should see what these melons look like walking down the stairs
All right, come on. I'll show you this way. Oh my god
Man what did I even do except for nothing
Oh, we can go over it man. I didn't do shit dog. All right pick a cell
You know
And then make sure I got all that shit off of you because you have a fuck ton of shit in your coat
Man, I ain't got that much. I mean you got a lot just a bit
a bit
I'm gonna get the gun. Yeah, sorry. Do they go for drug trafficking now?
I don't have enough. It's too many drugs. He has too much drugs.
He has too much drugs. Here, come take the gun. Here, come take the gun.
Do you need help carrying the too many drugs? If I give you the gun, then I will have room for the drugs.
I got that. Maybe ask Tessa. She's real good with those.
Howdy again, Chase. Join the discord. Go onto the website. Open the dashboard. Click
join PolitoQ. There you go. You're on it.
You said this guy had like stolen food equipment or something. Yeah, he had my radio. I got it off of him.
Come on over here. So I can un-cop you.
Give me a couple minutes.
All right start the timer. This is not going to be a couple minutes. I'm gonna be honest out
I think we're in here. I think we're in here for an hour
You tell them that was funny they do
Yeah, I got you I got you
Yeah, we're in here for all
about to be the long haul.
Long time!
What's been on time. Can you
can we hide that timer but keep
it running. Do we have any more
can we can we start with the
modern fan can we start with the
newer fan are and then work
Oh
Cuz I don't I don't remember any of this shit
It was like a month ago
There's no order. Okay. Well, then fuck it. I
Know you guys had a system
All right, I thought there were I thought there was some some method to it. That's fine. It's fine. Fuck it
You did well
It'd be faster if I scroll down the discord
You think so
That was a good mic block run luck ran out
Yeah, I got to get that going.
I got to get that one dog for real.
I've seen this one six times and it's not funny. I know how to fucking read
everyone knows that I know how to read
play don't needs prior play don't needs prior BCSO needs Wrangler the hood needs
needs Mike block. Banner needs
Bobcat. What else?
Dicks need Jane.
Prison needs human man.
New character, do a new character.
Pettany Darby's Desert Mr. Rain.
What do I need?
I know, I've been having fun on my.
I could probably knock out my entire sponsorship
by the time they figure out this mess.
Big thumb, I'm trying to get connections here.
Oh God, yeah, it's over.
Holy shit. We're gonna be sitting here forever.
All right. Buckle in chat.
Next.
I'm not fat.
Well, I am fat.
But I'm not that fat. I'm not as fat as you think I am
You know I
Don't understand this reference
I can't see that movie in a really long time guys quick reminder we are only halfway through
the stream. The special Saturday stream. 12 hours. Look at all
those deepers.
Thanks.
Any Super Bowl plans? Yeah, not watch it. I guess.
Oh, I love fans, Leverth. So good. Next. Good choice. I mean, it's the same fucking thing
every year, man. One team gets the ball and then they win, you know? It's like, when are
the writers going to mix it up? I want to see a fucking Jaguar on the field. Run
Okay, so...
Jesus, how old is this?
When will the sabbathom?
Yeah, we're just confirming one final charge, but I do have the majority of them ready for
you.
All right, it better just be a speeding ticket.
I mean, if you're making a lot of money selling drugs, it'll probably be the equivalent of
a speeding ticket.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. Okay. So you're getting two counts of resisting, one for on the freeway, running away from officers and then one for at plan B.
You're getting one count of imprisonment of a government employee for holding me at gunpoint at plenty.
You're getting one count of felony. Sorry, three counts of felony assault for shooting three individuals, which we have their statements and medical records for.
at plan B. You're getting three supercans of evading for each time that you took off from us
at plan B and we've lost you. You're getting one count of operating a motor vehicle without a license
as you do not have a driver's license. Yeah, I knew. No, you don't. That's a regular San Andreas
state ID license. It's not a driver's license. What the fuck is a state ID license? It's like your
citizen's car it says license hold off on sending them hold off not sending them
but okay I thought you were my bad hold off on that you did actually shoot three
people I shot one person
I'm going to call you back in a bit.
Hello?
What's up?
What are you doing?
Hello?
Is this Roger Mitchell?
This is Creed of the Blaine County Sheriff's Office.
Roger Mitchell.
Creed of the Blaine County Shards are Mitchell.
If you're trying to get their statement
about him being shot and stabbed by Mike Block,
I already have it.
No, this is something different, the execution.
Hold on, sorry, Mitchell, this is from the execution.
What?
Just hold on, Mitch.
God damn it.
Execute.
I'm talking to someone real quick.
Yeah, love, give me one second,
because this is from Sal's, or this guy's wife.
So, all right, Mitchell, Mitch, whatever your name is.
What the fuck?
All right. Do you are you with Olive? Okay. I okay. I need you. I need to talk to her.
All right. Can can you please. Okay.
Okay. Is she willing to come to harmony? If not, she can call. Yeah, it's going to be a harm. Okay, both please.
All right. Okay, got you. I honestly just have her call me first before coming. Thank you.
All right, all right. Okay, yeah, so the woman,
Vincy, whatever I am. I'll live. I'm going to use this, by the way. The woman that was executed
that you said on the radio that was shot. What happened? Can you kind of, because
Is Sal going to told me something she's watching?
Sal received, she first called,
said that the burner was broken.
It sounded really sad.
She wanted Sal to come back to plan B.
We asked her, is she willingly making this one call?
And she said yes.
For a couple of minutes later,
she called back with a video call.
So I told Sal not to answer,
because obviously they wanted to see his location
with the video call.
They then got a text saying that she would die
if he did not answer.
So he answered and she was on her knees
video calling. The suspect was on the other side we were not able to see from what sounds
that it looked like a woman's hand in the frame but we have no way of we have nothing more.
There you go. He told me Mike Block has been with a woman with white hair. That's probably
what I'm getting from the second shell casing. Okay. And it doesn't match with the APU. So
I'm going to argue that we treat this as a separate case as it was a different scene.
Okay, why don't they this good when I'm not playing my yeah, okay, then yeah, this is purely just plan B shit
I don't fucking get it. Why can't they just be like this all the fucking time?
Yeah, I don't want to mix it up too much
Operating motor vehicle without a license
They have the possession of a controlled and dangerous substance lucky for you. You are one short from getting the felony charge for it. How much did I have?
You had the six things of crocodile.
Seven is felony.
Yeah.
All right. That's good to know.
Well, you can, you can, you can just look it up. It's public knowledge.
Public knowledge and then you're looking at possession of government equipment for the PD radio on your person and then you are looking at criminal possession of a class one firearm.
The gun is not registered to you and you don't have a weapons license. Yep. Yeah. That's it. All right. Great. So that sounds good. Let's do a bench trial.
All right, you just admitted to it I agree to all of it, but okay. Yeah, that sounds good. Let's do a bench trial dog
Thank you. Yeah, I ain't shooting no three people
Sure
Not three
More than three I'm not saying that I'm just saying I didn't shoot three
Okay, I mean I have three statements saying that you shot
Yeah
If there isn't a judge available are you willing to work on a guilty plea?
What? No, it's okay.
That's absolutely not approval for bench trial. Yeah, it could be a no harmony. Is that possible?
How many courthouse? All right.
Rock and roll. Thank you very much. Yeah, gotta get a lawyer.
Absolutely we can get you a lawyer sir. Yeah
See if there's any
Hello
Hey
Give me one second. Give me 10 seconds. I'll call you right back. This is important. I'm sorry give me 10 seconds
This is not important
If you think this is important, wait till next week.
No, I just don't want to talk to him. That's all.
Okay, is every line busy? What is this, dickhead season?
That was crass.
Okay. Hello?
Hello, this is Aaron Creed of the BCSO,
Blaine County Sheriff's Office.
How are you, sir?
May more person.
All right, are you a lawyer?
Yep.
Yep, what happened?
We're going to have to figure that out when you get up here.
Oh, my god.
So, are we allowed to give the name of the column?
No, nope, you have a client for a bench trial.
Wait, why wouldn't they be allowed to do that?
All right. So you don't want to represent this man. Got you. Okay.
That's the latest ticket season. Hello. Hello. Hey, is it the lawyer?
Hello. This is Cadet Baron Creed of the VCSL Blaine County Sheriff's Office. How can I help you?
Oh, excuse me. I need help.
Man, we really almost got Sal.
Well, if Ripley wanted to fold up,
if they would have been fucking three minutes later,
do you want to represent them?
All right, no, understood.
All right, I got one, there's one more TV answers.
Why doesn't anyone walk?
Yeah, bro, that's what I'm talking about.
Whenever people are like, can you do this for a lawyer or a PM?
Just like, they don't fucking do anything, man.
They just they really just I swear to God, they just want to stand in a circle
at the core, I also do nothing.
Oh, my bad.
What are they doing dog?
Not and I don't know why I never even gave them your name,
but they all said no. No lawyer.
I can't get a lawyer.
They're just they don't want to do a bench trial for some reason.
I just want to do it.
Hi.
Okay.
Let me see if there's really anybody else.
Wait, but they said that if we fix the pet, the fucking yellow pages,
there'd be more of them in their fix.
What the fuck?
Wait, what the hell?
There's only two lawyers on duty and both of them said no.
I don't know how, but they just do that love with the BCS.
So how you do that?
Dev should add more stuff for them to do besides lawyering.
I know it sucks that the server is completely empty and the only thing you can do is sign
on to lawyer.
It's 11 p.m. to be fair.
It's Saturday night.
I'm trying.
Is there anybody in particular you might know on the top of your head like you have like
a own lawyer?
No, not really.
Fuck, alright.
It's a work day.
Yeah, why is Monday?
Oh, Fat Tony.
Boom.
Let's see if he answers.
What the fuck did you just call me?
Fat Tony.
Hi.
Hold on a second. Hold on things might be
I got told hold on apparently you're very scary
So instead of it being three counts of assault
It's actually gonna be going down to two. Are you still pleading guilty that are wanting a bench trial?
I did not who are the two people you say it I shot?
We'll be witnesses at court. Just tell me who and if I did it then I'll plead guilty. I mean Sal's one of them
When the fuck did I shoot Sal?
Apparently you said that you were gonna inject a bunch of the employees and the cell got lippy and then you lit up burger shot or plan B
No, I didn't know he didn't get shot there
Okay
Just going off of the statements
But the other one I called and he said fuck nah, I ain't dealing with him
Just tell the courts I injected it myself and then hang up the phone
It's kind of smart. All right. Who's the second one then?
That one I'm gonna leave into a court. Well, then what if I I mean, like I said if I did it I'll plead guilty
So just tell me who
There is what you say also lawyer so the lawyer's coming right. I'll just sit tight then
Just keep them company
All right, holy shit, look at that, man.
You're not even in person and you're fucking scaring the witnesses.
I don't get how you want me to admit to some shit that you don't tell me what it was.
I did break it down for you.
No, you didn't.
You said we'll talk about it anymore.
Mike, do you need any food or water?
Hold up, how can I plead guilty to something? I don't know what it was
Well, I would break it down for you, but now you have a you have a lawyer coming so it kind of
You won't tell me cuz I got a lawyer
No, I'm waiting
I'm waiting for your lawyer to get here so we're not actively talking about the situation without your lawyer present
You can all you want
I'm going to play my favorite character, Raging Boner Man.
Nah.
Okay.
It's going to be good.
Yeah.
Raging Boner Man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not going to watch a Super Bowl. I don't think I don't really care about it.
And people say that they just watch for the commercials, but I think that's kind of dumb.
I don't know. I've always thought that's kind of stupid.
You didn't know there was a Superbowl?
I was browsing Uber Eats last night at three in the morning.
I think I was still serious, whatever I ended.
And I saw a bunch of like, order your game day chips
and brr brr brr ads.
And I was like,
something's shows like, damn Superbowl must be soon.
I wonder when it is.
And I looked and it's tomorrow.
And I was like, oh fuck.
I was right.
The commercials haven't been good for a while. I mean, I don't know dude. I feel like the people that think the Super Bowl commercials are funny or the same people that love cards against humanity.
And I mean
Has a super like
Is has there ever been a Super Bowl commercial that's worth more than just like I
Don't know
Like breathing nose out of your air or breathing air out of your nose style of laugh like level of laugh not really
Recently I don't think so pre-internat I
Not really
Except for woos
That's a good one
They're ejected porn hub one
Why could it porn hub have a commercial
Okay.
Porn is bad? Really?
Okay, then why don't you return all the Christmas gifts you got as a kid?
If you don't like porn so much.
Do you think it was so bad?
I'm going to be back.
I'll do I'll do your turn then.
It wasn't for poor and your mother would have never been able to buy that stuff for you.
Return at all.
Hey, Miss love.
You're needed in the interrogation room.
Okay.
Just listen to them please.
Well, hello. Yeah, I did all the everything, by the way, you did everything. Yeah.
Damn.
What is what is everything?
What is everything?
What is everything I'm gonna plead the fifth on that. Okay, you're gonna write to him, but I am guilty of all this dog
And we're all guilty of something. Yeah, me too, especially though
Damn straight
I mean you don't even want to be known where I get my work from dog. They don't even speak any kind of English
Are they like a
like French, Danish. Close. Oh, okay.
I want to open up or something. You want to tell me anything?
Y'all going to have to catch me, dog, but I ain't going down like that.
For real. For real. Yeah, y'all going to catch me like this ever again on God.
You know didn't all the blocks used to just fess up everything they did do
What are you talking about
And wait, what are they now? What do they call them the fuckers
What the fuck are we they change?
historian dog
Yeah, I was there for a lot of it and keep being obsessed with history. You go end up like that too
history dog shit does repeat stupid ass you're stupid dumbass dog you do rag is
stupid yeah you need to do rag I do yeah your shit is not wavy all right let's
get a hairline check real quick you look like one of the motherfuckers uh what's that motherfucker you
could draw the motherfucking hair on with the shavings and shit the magnetic pencil i check your chia
or something like that no motherfucker what's that love the accomplices tried to break into the
building and really stopped him when he went through the door so beautiful but fuck uh we're
gonna add the additional charges for upstairs the upstairs got you all right who me let's see
fat Tony's upstairs what the fuck did I do can we can you stop walking away
what I'm talking to you for fuck's sakes there's no one there yeah I know
cuz he keeps he keeps taking just why he's here charges upstairs what you're
talking about a hostage situation turned into attempted murder when when y'all
couldn't get sal and decided to kidnap another employee that was not me dog you
know I would believe you but the last time I believed the criminal I failed my
eval so now I can't believe what evidence you guys say I'll fuck ton of
statements and a video call
good to see you buddy see are we locked and loaded to go to the courthouse
I mean, I, you know, my, my, my parts here, uh, we, we should probably have a few deputies there. Oh, I know. We also just had some administrative break into the building to get them out. Yeah.
Oh, you're that young fella that was taking the, that recording to me yesterday where we're with the DMB. Yup.
You get that real nice track with the red rims. Yeah, I got two more cars, too
No shit. No shit. What? So what what did you do to poor that poor boy upstairs?
Sal
Yeah, yeah, man, he need to stop blaming other people for his problems yo
All right, well, I'm saying he got a so like some accountability and shit dog
All right, look if you know
All right. I was wondering why you came into the police station, you know, down south.
Cause, I was trying to get him.
For what? What do you do to you?
He pissed me off, you know.
All right.
That's why I'm fucking thinking he's in control when he's not.
I don't think that young fella thinks he's in control of nothing.
I am in control.
I'm sure you are, sir, in your world, yep.
You have a very fancy car and you see more more cars than that so I'm assuming that you know a
High status in your in like the rap game when you're your rapper. Why am I a rapper?
Because you were like why am I a rapper?
Because you were singing motherfucker gotta be a rapper
Well, you were you were rapping like you know you on the way was our rap
You were kind of like ramen on the insta pic thing when he was making fun of me
Yeah, okay, that is so I got to be a rapper because I'm rapping
Why don't you got four cars? I mean, you know what the fuck? I
Mean, I mean that I watched the MTV on occasion
I've seen Cribs, bro
Musicians have lots of money and have lots of cars and such hey, so do like my fucker. I can be a dentist. Look at my teeth
here okay look at my teeth let me you ran his ID right he has his bar and
everything hey fat Tony this is what I asked me if I was a rapper for no reason
all right so running down the charges are you a rep can you keep an eye on
yeah but what the fuck dog I hit it right on the head the valid question
Okay, so he's looking at, and I apologize, it's kind of cool.
He's looking at a lot.
Kidnapping, criminal possession of class 1 firearm, possession of government equipment, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, one count of operating a motor vehicle.
Okay, sorry.
Hold on.
We just gonna have to go to, they charge me with a bunch of shit.
Hold on.
I didn't hear it.
It's 12 in the morning.
Slow down. Okay. Uh, one, one counter kidnapping for taking a person out of burger shot to the mountain side behind the police or the, there was a video call and then shooting that person in the head.
So tempted first to your murder, uh, criminal possession of class one firearm.
He doesn't have a weapons license, guns, not his possession of government equipment.
He has a police issued radio on his possession at time of the arrest possession of controlled
substance controlled and dangerous substance misdemeanor.
He was one short of the felony amount and that would be for crocodile one kind of operating
a motor vehicle without his license.
He does not have a driver's license and state of sentence.
have a driver's license. He does not have a driver's license. I have something on me
that said license. What the fuck are you doing? No, it's not. The motherfucker says license.
Three counts of evading. That is the amount of time. Three counts as he ran from plan B
twice where he was. How do they know if it was me if they didn't catch me? We'll
get to that. Because we watched you get into the car. Yeah, all right. We were at the
the window the second time in the same car.
We don't like that.
All right, next year.
Three evading because it's the last one
being him running on strawberry and then
ditching the car and running up onto the freeway, which
brings us to the resisting, two counts of resisting.
And then he has imprisonment of a government employee.
He held myself at gunpoint inside
Plan B, which is when he acquired the police
issued radio.
And that is it.
First, under first-year resisting imprisonment of government employee, two counts of, oh, two counts of felony assault, he held two employees up at plan B, injected them with crocodile, and then the manager of the establishment talked a bunch of shit, which Mike Block responded with bullets, shooting the employees in the building.
Okay, this all happened within this has been the last two and a half hours
Yeah, yeah, he's been a busy boy. So let's see break it down with me. Give me the story line what happened
It seems like you blame it like 10 people
So a LSPD officer was at Plampi
talking with
As I'm calling me a personal matter.
At that time, Mr. Block showed up,
Sal purchased crocodile from Mr. Mike,
which we're not charging him for.
However, Sal then owed deed on the medication,
and at some point in time, he was stabbed.
We don't know who he was stabbed by,
which is why we're not adding a charge for that.
Uh, South went back to plan B where my clock arrived again.
Uh, there was an altercation where South told my block that he was about to die and he is, or he almost died and he's never taking it again.
And his my box response was, uh, how no dog. I'm getting all your employees high.
Which he then hold out again. You witness this or did somebody tell you this is this is the statement. This is the written statement from Sal.
Okay, so then the guy that was on drugs, right?
This was after, but he was on drug, not at the time of the statement, but this was that.
This is a good while after let me finish. There's a lot more to this. There's a lot more to this.
So then Sal went back to the hospital which is when I arrived at Plan B a short while later.
Sal was not in the building, Mike Block arrived. Mike Block came in with a gun, held everybody up inside a Plan B, said where's Sal?
And then when he found out that Sal was not there, Mike pointed the gun at me and demanded my police issued radio, which he received.
He then ran out the door jumped into a black and color sports vehicles more like a sedan and then officers chased, but they lost him. Unfortunately, we went back to plan B to gather statements of people being held up, which is when we ran into sound statement, huh?
Wait, so real quick. So from the time that he left from playing B, and you lost him. How much time in between?
I went back to play me for statements right away. I believe they chased him for a couple of minutes. So he probably was still huh?
Yeah, no
She said yeah there
She said yeah, right there dog. I'll testify to that. Okay. Well, you can testify. I got a statement saying that you said that he's high
It's counting you all I'm saying
When he was chased from officers from Haldington, Sal had already been to the hospital and was
currently on his way back from the hospital, so at that point in time he had been fully
treated for the narcotics.
Okay, I thought he was held up at that search point.
No, no, no.
He wasn't there.
This is why all of us got held up and that is why my phone took the radio.
So after that, how many statements did you get?
I have three statements and all of them are coming to court.
Okay.
I'm also not done.
So then Mike block comes back round two or three at this point. I'm speaking to Sal inside his office. Mike pulls up to the window.
it sell not to snitch dog and then also stated that he was going to get sell
high on crocodile again officers chased the chase him for a bit longer and then
unfortunately deputies lost him I was still at the facility I stepped away to
help with another matter for approximately three minutes I came back
to sell being surrounded by five people because Mr. Mike Block had put a $20,000
bounty on Sal's head to bring Sal to Mike Block and there are people there
trying to kidnap him. What's up?
Court, excuse me, T.O.M. is ready and the clerk is ready.
I'm just running him through everything and then we'll be right there.
T.O.M.B, who knows what's gonna happen?
Are all the witnesses there?
They're here. They're here. Thank you. No, I'm keeping them in the building for their safety right now. Okay, sounds good. So at that point in time, we learned from multiple people that Mike walk put a $20,000 bounty on sounds head.
So, Mike could deem him on crocodile.
So, Sal was then moved into protective custody.
While in protective custody,
we received a phone call from an employee at Plan B,
who was in distress,
saying that the burner had gone out in Plan B,
and needed Sal to come back to the building.
Obviously, that's not an emergency.
So, he told her, I'm in custody.
I'm not coming back.
Approximately three minutes after that,
There was a video call to the client because obviously it shows your location and your
imperfective custody, which he then received a text saying answer or she dies or they're
going to kill me.
So we answered the video call to the victim being on her knees with a gun pointed at her.
And demanding the location of Sal and Mike Block being the, you know, the shitty
she should be a big, big guy.
So she not able to negotiate as we could not
hear the hostage takers at all.
They then shot her in the head.
Thankfully, she survived, which is why it's only attempted.
My block came to BCSO South within like two to three
minutes as a phone call ending, which
is a reasonable amount of time for him
to go to the shooting to the police station.
tried to jump into, or actually did jump into the BCSO parking lot,
tried to get Sal out of the building, failed, jumped into his black car,
evaded, uh, after a short phase.
Hey, he was out of the building.
Okay. Got him out of the building, didn't get, didn't get him off the
property. He then got in the car, evaded again.
Uh, car got smashed to shit.
So he jumped out on foot, ran across the freeway,
Tempted to tackle another BCSO deputy off the freeway and in exchange
He smashed his head into a concrete barrier and knocked himself out
Okay, and that's you are such a fucking piglet bitch, and I'm so angry
How are you gonna say I failed to get someone out of a building when you know that I did almost kidding at them hold on
There you go under Miranda
Okay, so after that you then got arrested it's over. Yes, then he got arrested. Oh wait, but and he's not gonna charge for this
He then had a friend
Try to pick lock the front door is a PCS
Oh, and then said I'm here for my block dog, which he then was chased off by officers with guns
That's everything
Okay, I'm really I'm open to plea deals
I don't know how y'all are going to say that I'm with Michael. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Uh, the judge is ready for court, though
Yeah, yeah, all of it 100% are completely guilty, but I don't think they can put it on me
Yeah, you you don't think you don't think
Witnesses account you don't think they can that's all they got though in this video. They got the suggestion
Yeah, but how I got how did you put the syringes?
What which ones the syringes for sale in the other door?
that I mean they was on me they got them off yeah when they were this isn't good but
how do they know it was me that whole motherfucking restaurants a bunch of drug
addicts that's true that's what I'm saying they were still hot that's the
one here's the dog sales day they're just mad cuz I'm not I refuse to sell
them drugs anymore cuz I like the food there and it's going downhill so I
think they're making all this shit up okay I know I mean you said you did it so
that they didn't make it up but yeah but to say I'm a drug dealer on the sand and
that they I'm refusing to sell to them okay and their man was high who else was
high my hey you make all the motherfucking all of them all of them do drugs you
You jabbed all of them.
You put the syringe in all of them.
Yes.
I mean, no, one guy really did just want to do it.
Okay.
The other guy had not so much.
I did.
Four people.
Two or four people.
You checked up.
One motherfucker wanted to do it that worked there.
So we did it.
The other motherfucker I did make do.
Yeah.
Okay.
So two people.
And then the one motherfucker that we kidnapped, it was a video call.
Yeah.
But I used her phone and I wasn't on the video call.
No one was at all.
So I don't know how they can put that on you.
Let's say.
No, no, I wasn't even talking.
I made her talk.
I gave her a script.
OK, so she was talking on the video call, right?
Yeah, yeah.
The guy's in the trunk.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It was just, they were back at the restaurant.
OK, and what did she say?
She said, please tell me where you are, Sal.
And then she started crying.
And then Echo shot her in the head.
But it was with her gun, and we just
left it there and her phone.
Okay, so they don't have any evidence that you killed Mr. Nothing.
Which gun was used? His gun?
Her gun.
The, the, the, we shot her with her own gun.
Did you hit the gun on you when you got picked?
No, no, we left it.
But you shot her with the gun.
So you left it there.
Yeah.
We shot her with her own gun and left the gun there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Add me to the report.
Let me just look at this.
They don't got shit.
Have some going back. I know I'm not going back. They got nothing. Yeah, are you really taking us a menstrual? Like seriously?
Fine at least at least give me that you just look and be like, okay, let me
I'm telling you they got nothing. Okay. All right. Hey. Hey
I'm not I swear to God. I'm walking on this watch
Okay
First off, can you give me the report and then also what's the time and time looking
Unfortunately, it's an Lspd and BC so things so there's two separate reports
Just to make things a little bit more difficult
So the BC so when I can add you to I can't physically add you to the Lspd one
But I can tell you the number for it. Let me see
That's not getting me enough by this burden.
Yeah, I can't add you to the other one.
So are we only going to try the PCSR?
No, so they're all together.
It's just that the one has witness statements on it,
and they both, because it was the original,
which I wasn't a part of,
which is when Sal originally went to the hospital
and then I showed up while he was on his way back from the hospital.
So that's why there's two separate reports.
So everything from me being held up
to him being arrested will be on one report,
but then the original is on the other one.
Okay, so we'll just call it,
if I can't get out of that, we'll call all of that.
Hey, how much time am I looking at?
Yeah, what's the time?
So it's actually not that bad.
Oh, huh, Mike?
Yeah, it's actually, it's apparently not that bad.
It's 280 months, 20,375 dollars.
How much money?
20,375.
How much would you knock off?
For a guilty plea?
Yeah, high-climatic.
Hey, process me topless.
Maybe I'll plead guilty.
You know what?
I can't do that because it could be.
You ever heard of Naked News?
Yeah.
This Naked Processing.
You come find me after your done present.
Fine
So
You get my 40
40 hey if I go in for 10 months, then I'll play guilty. Yeah, that's not happening. I
Then we got to take it to bench. I don't know I could take 80 off
How can you all right? Hey, are you using your nipples to take is pretty good 80s really good
I swear to God you're using your nipples to type. No, I'm just pressing against to keep them
It would bring you to 200 months even
Now we got to go to bench because I know y'all ain't got nothing all right. Just a little coil me to
Okay
All right, turn around for me if you change your mind change your mind, okay? I won't object no
Did you mind to what?
No, I think he's mine. I'm saying
No, it's you gotta keep him up, bud
Okay, I'm gonna grab you here
I'm transporting Mike block now. You can get loaded and go
Get loaded. I knew y'all was your organics
No, you've had like five people try to break you out since you've been in the cells
Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah
All right
the two of us. Mhm. Right now.
Can you help? Can you help
the courthouse? I am over here.
People trying to break me out.
Here I have once again, just
top of him, get him over there.
I'm going to get the I am right here.
Okay. No worries. I would help right
now. I would help.
Okay, trendy.
My God.
You have trendy.
Oh, fuck.
Follow me right now on trendy.
You've got games on your phone.
He's a little tied up, so.
I'm talking to you.
Oh, I don't.
I only use it to catch criminals.
Okay.
What's your name?
Um, Freddie.
Love?
Okay, I'll follow you.
You do that for me.
Are you ready to roll up?
Love?
I
Can't find you know what time it is after this. All right. I kind of need to focus on this right now and not
That's a bench trial
Mm-hmm. Who's the judge?
Uh, I'm unsure. You have to.
Which courthouse?
Try there. Try there.
What's your situation?
Help me! Help me, dog!
Please help me out of this situation.
You don't want more, Charter?
Sir, yes, I do.
Why?
Sir, please relax.
I love parking.
Can I park you?
Don't worry, I'm right there, and now we'll make sure...
I got a bag that's a
Suspected sick in security
Okay, you go make sure I'm insecure. That's fucked up. No you kind of you know what you kind of fat
Sit, oh, I do a little chubby
All right. Okay, you cut to the desk. Okay
Little chubbs
Okay, I like being fast so I don't care
I love being fat. Yeah, you look like it
To the table it's winter. What the fuck do you mean? It's February. Well, it's winter. That's the season winter
There's a saying in
Yes
Hi, you are that's you
Get upgraded
why I'm no I'm the only do you need a bailiff because I can be one right now I
want people my back up please come to me help oh my god oh yeah you don't want
to come here oh stand for like really everything a person I just came in
I'm just going to first gear right now just to make sure you don't have any
Why are you not doing this case, please break me out of custody?
What do you mean why not?
Just to make sure, okay?
No reason to do that.
Don't do that.
He, Tessa.
Really quick.
Abdul.
What's that for?
So the lawyers need access to one of the concerns,
but there's an LSTD report
and I can't add them.
It's this one.
She's a sling.
Friends, just go through my pocket.
Go through my pocket, friends.
I believe that you can...
Yeah, just send her a text.
You want me to get up to let you through?
I'm in court.
I had better...
You go on through, sir.
Melissa?
No, I don't.
Yeah, a crew bar.
If you want to contain the crew bar,
that's not Tessa, that's Abdull.
the end of court yeah go for it yeah okay just a small reminder guys use your
inside voices so that everyone can talk but not be heard
can I get your orders can you say that you don't need help?
Jeva I'm trending love
you give out door to any fans
can you follow me it's france yeah I said yes
I like my clothes
Why fucking...
This is the green one
What is your...
...gurl?
They're lawyers
They die here
Come here, come here
I'm...
Can you...
Can you say a lot enough
Can you give me that phone?
I always think big things on the intratration
He has to
Oh, that's fucking hot
Yeah, you're not there
Oh, it didn't hurt me
Oh, it's okay
Oh, fuck you
I followed you, but I'll be back
I'll be back. Thank you.
I got three likes. It's called big big Tony. That's coming.
Come on. All right. Last choice.
Okay. Let's pick a trendy after that. Shall we?
Don't tell him. Yeah, don't sit, chef.
This guy was a loser. Did he already had a bow fun?
He came back and you hit me hard. You hit me hard.
Loser?
I want to give you a chance to turn your life around if you give me a chance, you know what
I'm saying?
Don't do this.
I just only asked him to be my friend.
I want a chance to turn my life around too, though.
We both need a fresh start here, yo.
you really think so we can just forgive and forgive can you just hire me at the
plan and we'll just you know I'm saying yes we'll restart together you know when
I swear someone and you just can't test I guess I can't go to prison because I
don't know exactly it's okay I'll just tell the truth under the give me two
minutes. I am not convinced. Everything that you said is nothing.
The whole truth and truth. Can you just come talk to this guy?
Including death.
So help him.
Okay.
Wherever they want to go in.
And the pains of penalty.
Including death.
Up to and including death.
Yeah, pretty well. I can come on down.
And there are the pains of penance and perjury including death
Hey remember the Alamo
Nothing but the truth
Under the pain them comedy
It was one of the last sands of the Confederacy, but that you know that
Of course
People fought to keep slavery at the elbow that's true that is what they wanted, but you know what
It's not about that. Maybe we should forget those guys. It's about being courageous and
yeah, don't let's not remember every part about the elbow.
I
Was he pissed on the elbow
Down please
Yeah, it's so easy.
Do you switch the whole chubu?
You look like one of the guys that played at work at Lord of the Rings before they put the makeup on.
I literally don't know.
Here's the great legal minds, chef.
Great legal minds of our time.
Please keep your voice down.
Thank you.
Hi, your honor, please give me a second.
Okay, so you guys got the LSPD report?
No, I don't have it.
Please, please give me a moment as I'm trying to get it given to everybody, but I keep getting pulled eight different ways.
The attorney should have access to the LSPD report and should have access to the BCSO report. I am still adding stuff into the BCSO report.
Okay, you still adding?
Yes
You're
So you're over there your piece edge that's using Bing yeah, I want them to every week make that guy whoever that is look more Asian
You know the hard drugs man, no just just progressively more
Don't solve it.
I don't know how to do it.
Holy shit, I just noticed that picture on the right.
That's powerful.
I make all the devs hang that up.
Good.
I thought Texas was an American territory kind of like how Puerto Rico is
I got a pee pee.
I'm sorry I wish that was for you.
I'm very tightly wound up.
It's been a terrible week.
It's okay.
It was owned by Mexico.
You're telling me Davey Crockett was Mexican.
Everyone, 15 minutes to get everything done.
If nothing, anything done by then it would start.
Really?
We don't want to laugh all night on this.
At 10-4.
Do they got a picture of this guy?
I should give enough for Pat Tony-Milko reports.
You guys are fucking with me.
This guy is not Mexican.
Are you sure that wasn't a 13 alpha?
No, he's not, man.
I mean, maybe, I guess.
Yellow filter.
Oh, OK, now I see it.
OK.
I'm trying to lay back here in case I need to hear the appeal, try not to pay attention.
Are we sure though?
Because now that I'm looking at it without the yellow filter.
I don't know, maybe?
There he was handsome.
Hey, Mr. Fixie Service, how can I help you?
What's up, Donnie?
I don't know about you.
Do you need a book?
Come on.
What?
Puggy.
Yeah.
I don't know which one you're having.
I think I also live with a sniper rifle.
I think you can have it exact.
That's what I was about to say.
I also think you have a sniper rifle.
Is this a good looking rifle?
I literally thought I was a sniper rifle.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, no.
It doesn't get ridgeless in with the government.
You just get to keep it.
The plates might go back to your name, but not the wind.
The wind will not match the plates.
So once the police process that vehicle,
they'll find out that it's a stolen vehicle, and bye-bye.
Bye-bye car.
Yeah, you know, it's a, hey, don't get caught in a car.
Hey, everybody, packet it again with another video.
I'm gonna get off. I'm 100% guilty. We'll see what he can do for me though, dog. Anywho, we're gonna make the best play here. And if you need a lawyer, I'm Anthony Antonio Corretto. I'm looking for clients.
Corretto got me off. Exactly. And, you know, give me a call sometime. Is that good? Yeah. Thanks.
I got off by Karina though.
This is David Crockett was a politician who's a militia officer and a frontiersman.
Yeah, so you inform the other day they cuffed you and let you go, right?
Was it the other construction guy
You know them
Okay, when you get in the union or whatever tell them I got the tape and I can get them paid
I'm going as fast as possible this is in the 1830s how many people were how many what do
you think the US population was then I'm gonna guess like the trench okay four million
maybe
12 million holy shit, man
That's crazy
More than you thought yeah, it's crazy
Two million were slaves. Let's find out. Well, I don't think they really have great records
of that. You want to know what Eric, how did he, or maybe they do. Oh, yeah, it says two
million of those people were slaves. 50% of the population. God damn. Holy shit.
Oh, okay. That's a lot.
If your country is...
Wait, wait a minute. So if your country
has 12 million people and 2 million of them are slaves, that's a...
That's a lot. That's a fucking lot. Holy shit.
That's an insane percentage
Yeah
They kind of uh when they talk about American history that kind of just made it seem like they're just like a few people that just
You know maybe had some slaves, but
Now there was 15% of the fucking population, Jesus Christ.
What the hell?
That's a lot.
That's crazy.
Fuck, I didn't even know that.
That kind of puts it into perspective, huh?
Hey
Would you when they searched you after you got arrested what?
derunk should you have
Me I had K
And we whisper
People to know what I got
More kind of something so you know what hey like Kedemy. Yeah, no crocodile
Okay, we call it K because it make you feel okay. Yeah
Yeah. So you had that on you? Yes. Okay. Yep. That's yeah.
How much? Six.
I think we can get you off.
How many people are slaves?
Yeah, the the attempted murder, maybe with the chick.
but then and then this says 393 people or no way I took all your charge though 393
thousand individuals and it made up for 8% of all families so 92% of people did
not right oh now hold on it goes on to say ownership was concentrated in the
South 30% of white families owned slaves, but majority. So
that's still 70%
only rich people way.
Does this do rich people get to do shit that other people
don't what the fuck wait rich oh wait wait wait are rich people like how they
charge you with a little morally and you know what I mean hold on a second wait a
minute wait is it always been like that
What the hell?
Oh yeah, it's here.
I wish I had a pinball collection.
That's not the same as having slaves.
What the fuck? How can you even compare the two?
Also, you listen.
I'm gonna let it slide. Actually, no, I'm not.
Mr. Why did your O.G. account get
She's holding it by taking care of
Hey, what's up?
Your
LSPD
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to tell me you laid low for seven years.
But if you tell me why you got banned, I will.
That's like, because it has been seven years.
You got to tell me.
I'll read all real you okay tell me it's been seven years I'll forgive it but
But you have to be honest, just be honest.
The truth actually will set you free here, I promise.
Oh, okay.
10-4.
What did that guy demand?
If American slavery never happened,
America would be more white.
I think there were like a lot of Cuban people here and Mexicans here and stuff though.
And also I think that there were some maybe other people here.
Oh yeah, yeah the natives, right.
What up?
Well, what about the charges?
Charges?
Yeah, what about the charges?
I think it's still figure on the mouth, I can tell you.
They don't know the charges?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's kidnap and felony assault.
Control of the day.
Invention of the congeniton, 1793,
caused the US slave population to surge from roughly 700,000
in 1798 to nearly four million in 1864 million.
Fuck, man.
You stabbed me with a syringe, dude.
You've all done yourself, Mike.
You've all done yourself, man.
Whoops.
I'm not from the US and my brother,
who is unaware of culture, wrote a very bad word as a joke.
Oh
Your brother
Okay, I
Dude, I hate when my brother gets on my account. It just goes into twitch chats and spams the n-word
Oh, I've seen nothing now. I lost what a fucking predicament
Yeah, yeah, all right
It was seven years ago
Yeah, I think you lied. I don't think it was your I think you probably just did that
That's fine
You can check your logs. You were very chill. Yeah, I got you what was your old account now?
That actually you know what but here's the thing that actually could have happened yeah
Okay
Yeah. It's okay, Phil. Oh, it kind of looked like Mike had, like, it's like winged sort
of. I love her for a second. Your mother worked hard to raise you. Don't say that about yourself.
All right. Do you have access to them all now? I don't have yours. I have his time. You
guys flip. Maybe this guy's brother actually just didn't do that. You have to share it
would be too. It's like she said he had to share it with me too. All right, I'll let you live.
How you doing Hawaii? Well, let me just say this. Okay. Do I have a nice and expensive
pinball collection? I do. And I'm very thankful to have that. And I'm very grateful for the
life I live. And thank you all. Thank you to everyone that supports me that allows me to
live the life I do. There you go. I'm very I'm very grateful for everything.
You know, we don't have keys. Yep.
We came a long way from frying up Vienna sausages in section eight dog. Let
me tell you.
We really made it out.
If you want to check here, it's been shared with both the DOJ and the attorney for 4873.
There is currently a technical issue with the MBT and entering the serial numbers of
firearms.
just make sure it's in these priorities.
You just put the evidence somewhere?
I think pinball machine shouldn't be compared like that though.
Then I have your report now, but there's just no evidence.
I mean, it's definitely a luxury.
It's a splurge for sure.
Tell me, is now a bad time to install this TV for evidence?
It's never been
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I'm struggling
Electricians haven't come yet. God damn it. I
I
Mean I could put that I could put it up right now, you know
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Then I won't have my pinball machines off to sell them.
That's the job, buddy.
Yeah, get off of me.
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I don't get it.
I
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I like when pet to begs like he needs to my liver something well if I stop making money then I I'll need it
Have to keep making money to have money
You're sure I can retire a millionaire boy a million dollars isn't enough to retire anymore
Not anymore dog
I
Sure, oh
It's not even close. What are they? I think they say like you need like 2.7 now
It's something insane like that
And rising
Yeah, I feel like a million has the same buying power is like a hundred thousand dollars used to
Depends on your lifestyle, how many slaves you have.
Well, now I don't think you should start
calling my devs that.
They're very happy, OK?
How has this started?
I told you, as soon as I got arrested,
we're here for two hours.
How is it 2.8 million?
Are we talking a big city and have no assets?
Well, I guess we could start with housing prices.
is they're absolutely fucking ridiculous. Remember when we all used to think a million
dollar house was like a fucking like mansion with a fucking water slide coming out of it.
This fucking not like that anymore.
That's great.
Your Honor, in defense, there is a third report as well.
It's going to be 4890.
For the convenience of the court, we've put all the charges under the one report, however,
these reports are different scenes.
And then you need health insurance.
And I don't know about you all, but my health insurance went up 50% this year.
Yes, actually 50%
They're all on the one as well and they are all the ones that are listed are here to also to testify
Native if you look at the my flock makes
Do
You don't need help in terms of
going to the doctor.
This could be 4-8-7-0.
Oh, yeah.
John Loitering and Serena.
And, uh, yep.
Okay.
Well, that's bullshit.
I'd rather die.
Put all the witnesses on the same as the
project.
Because that is a LSPD report,
and we cannot add witnesses to the
lspd which is why this is taking longer because our mbt
I sit here and I try to be like hey man
You know I'm really grateful for you guys and you know the life I live this this whole thing is a dream and someone's like oh
Yeah, well, well, why do you ask for subs sometimes?
Fucking dickhead. Fuck you. That's why
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I need a minute because this is
Yes
More of this
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They're wearing this, during the incident of trying to,
this all happened like right after each other,
like one on one on one.
And then while trying to get him a lawyer,
get the bench trial started and everything,
but if you're on it,
we've had multiple people trying to break Mr. Block out.
Thanks, girl, people looking for a break
for reality for more money.
And I don't know what that sentence meant.
Trying to go as fast as possible.
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It's a him. I'll have you know to me. Yeah.
All right.
You honey. Can I get a water please?
At the bay.
for subs is better than 22 subs at the hour.
He's been hanging out on top of our court.
No, it's not, because these people have ad-lock.
They have ad-lock.
Carefully divide.
Do you know what gili-gili-gili means?
No.
That means tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle, but in French.
Gili-gili-gili.
Do you know tickle-tickle-tickle, your honor?
I think he senses the dead men walking in his attraction.
Thank you so much, your honor.
Can I be one honor one time?
an honor. I want to be a judge one day. I had the Glock with the switch on it.
With bodies on it too.
Cute. Can I have it?
What's the what? Can I have it?
It's great. You said you have a scratch on it?
Yeah.
I'm a violent lunatic. No, I'm talking to my lawyer. You told me to shut up dog. No, I didn't. I'm about to hey permission to leave and get a gun and shoot him
I
Yeah, do that today
Yeah, do that abdull. I'm gonna fucking shoot him talking to me like I'm a bitch
Okay, go he just said I don't do it. He just said I ain't gonna do it. I never said
I'm going to name my bird Danocleys.
Well, what's Danocleys here on that?
A sort of Danocleys.
Read a book, people.
Can I have the book?
All that is to say, thanks for the gift and subs.
I love it, but I want to go back to the book.
I love it.
a bit but I want one. We got a good thing going here. 10 days up, 10 hour weekends, this
is a good thing we got. What kind of bird is that you're on at?
Olivia, thank you for the bird. You're the one ruling over the trial.
Appreciate that. There you go. Blind three bites.
Yeah. You know, just, you know, just put them right there and I'll slowly pick them
up. Blind on.
What's up Olivia, how are you?
Can you can you list the gun in the actual body of the report since there's issues with
Beckoning
Has it been two hours can we get the timer check? Okay, I believe we are ready your honor. She checked. All right. Give me five minutes to read it
Not quite
I gotta pee real quick.
I gotta pee.
Hey, tell me if you get too scared or sweaty,
Democles will probably peck your eyes out,
so be careful.
Looking forward to TBC?
Yeah, I know this.
Yeah, I should probably play.
All my friends are.
People seem to have a good time.
Maybe I should probably check it out.
It can't be worse than like a motor kitty.
misplaced hate makes
Just what the fuck someone let me out
Whether at the only I have the vulture specifically likes hey makes just race to races we under I wonder what it takes to make this one
Better place
Let's erase the wasted take the evil people out
They'll be acting right because both black and white are ejecting croc tonight
We have, uh, there is an issue currently with the MBP.
Oh, hell.
He's right.
Come on, y'all.
Race.
Don't matter.
Let's all do croc.
It's basically in the evidence.
It's also listed in the body.
How do we know it's croc unless you do it?
Cladical.
You thought they already did burning crusade.
Yeah blizzard realized that their game sucks so now they just make them over again.
And people would buy it.
Alright.
I'm Katarina, you're a bitch.
Guys, that reminds me 11k subs and on Wednesday we're going to be doing a mic block classic
stream.
You got everything in it. I'm ready.
I'm ready. You should be up here.
Thank you. Up to what? Have they said they're not going to do warlords classic, right? Have they said they're not doing that?
Is it just you love or is Creed helping you?
Creed is helping me.
To be determined.
only Pat Tony yeah I got it no one's gonna play right okay let's start with how
many witnesses do you have? We have a total of four witnesses your honor including
the six witnesses it depends on if they make me feel like a bitch or hold on
six witnesses well officer statements so four four witnesses and two
and I'm going to make it last
as long. Uh is I possibly
Yes, she did. She said I'm
going to make it last as long
as I possibly can because I
don't like you. I have no
issue with you. Well, that's
name is Vovah. How did not
like you on? Hold on, Baron
Creed, you said that's me.
What's up? And then all the
witnesses of two. I'll see
a statement in here. Uh,
Do you see a statement in here?
Yes, they are your honor.
I'm just prefer.
Who are the other witnesses, the civilians?
Yeah, so we have Don and Irene, Olivia Vinci, Roger,
Michael, and Sal.
Sal, Sal, Sal, okay.
That's Sal.
You're good, Sal.
It's okay.
Sal, I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm down.
And we could speak for our motions.
Oh.
One more time.
I just want to read it myself.
Sal, Roger, Olive, John, that's it.
No.
Sal, Roger, Olive, and John.
That's what they do when I say it.
And then the two deputies.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
And then the four pictures and evidence.
I'm not sure if it is a pre-trial motion,
but I would like to highlight various technically,
or currently a technical error with our MDT,
affecting how we implement the evidence into the MDT. We've done our best to
provide it by placing it into the body of the MDT, but if you have any further
questions, we'd be happy to help. Can I respond? Go ahead. If you have the
evidence physically, could you bring it here? Oh no, I don't want to keep it. I mean, what's
in the oven. It's going to be one SNS pistol. It's a little snub pistol and one shell casing.
Yes. Along with a automatic pistol and six needles of a drug called crocodile.
Okay.
It would be easier on her if we put it into one, all the evidence into one instead of
separate.
I can't see these bold cases in this picture at all.
If you can handle the BCSW, take a picture of it and just put it in one of the evidence
and if you can, that would help.
Or just write all the stuff in the BCSW for it.
I believe the AP pistol and the crocodile is written in at the very bottom of my statement
in 4873, but has the AP pistol and the serial number?
I see that, but can you define them at least?
Like say which ones which because you have two of them above each other.
I don't know which one.
They're in different reports.
So hold on.
Okay.
Because I see in your eyes, I see 242 and 762 above each other, but I don't know
which gun that goes to it.
If you look at 8, 7, sorry, 4, 8, 7, 3 at the bottom,
this is AP pistol with the serial number.
And then this is the gun that was found on Mike
at the time of the arrest, along with the six crocodile.
Oh, I see.
And then what are the other two guns in the other LSB
to report great?
Not LSB.
Those would be from the shooting that happened at Plan B.
them collecting bullet casings and the case didn't have that gun on
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I believe the gun wasn't taken from the LSPG one.
Shut the fuck up LOL. All right, fuck you then. I don't appreciate your piece of shit. Fucking fat ass.
Fort forty ninety. Is Mike going to Fistify?
Forty ninety.
Maybe eight ninety sure.
OK, OK, if this can't make me feel like a bitch, I will.
There's one really, I think, and an SNS pistol.
OK, what kind of ice cream?
Called protein pints.
I'm on the.
And so I don't report.
Also, no case.
The case, the caseings here, the caseings there.
That's protein in its own.
This is the issue we're having right now.
Nothing else matters.
So I know I know that I'm seeing write it out, please and I
There you go. Thank you. It's all that is the SNS
In is all the evidence. Yeah, yeah, you need evidence. I'll grab it type SNS with the which flavor sure peanut butter cup
It's not bad
Dang all right cool
Can't wait till to make protein six
Okay, we're gonna start
Probably just like
After I get more food in my belly dip the filter and protein batter
Hungry
Let's start with the list of charges. Why does everything have a guilty or not guilty Mike?
Attemptive first degree motor
Um oh
Oh, you can talk to your lawyer.
Yeah, give me your device.
Yeah, I'd say not guilty because they're trying to say that.
We're saying not guilty to everything or that.
I mean, I wouldn't say that.
Make sure I've eaten them all.
Yep.
Two acts resistant of us.
None of it.
of a government employee
to expel me assault
To be activated help fuck them
One act operating more vehicle without license
Possession of a controlled dangerous substance
One act
Possession of government equipment. Yeah criminal possession of a classroom firearm. Yeah, kidnap in I'll plead guilty to sale of narcotics though
though. It's not a fucking thing. They're not charging me with that. He's been up
chatting. Oh, I would have played guilty. I will fucking never mind. Not guilty. No,
I'm not guilty at all, but then I got...
I saw so many drugs, Dawg, it's crazy.
Yeah, we know.
No, you don't. That's the thing. You really don't.
Okay. I'm not guilty at all.
I'll get the start of date for us witness.
That can't be good.
Oh, we don't do opening scene.
I'm coming from the hill back there.
Sorry.
Hey, bud.
Clear on radio.
Real quick.
I did sell a bunch of drugs.
Sal and I are turning our lives around, though.
There's no wonder.
I'm cleaning up.
Do you want me to go first,
You want to follow witnesses up first
Make sure your phones are you go off or on silent I don't want any more beeping stuff in the back
Who in the back love let's go come on call you in a gallery people behind you. Oh Sabbath. I gotta relax
I would like to use his races.
All right, witness, I'd like to call
shell the tour.
Tell him on to rubric to the stand.
I'm going first.
Okay.
Please.
So don't be afraid.
Do not be afraid of them.
Please sell. I want to turn my life around.
So please let me protect and don't listen to me.
So please give me the chance to go and get this time.
Hello, Governor Bones,
the text owner Bones post an A.I. video depicting prior.
It's a major.
Thank you, sir.
A left hand for this one in first.
In front of me.
in front of the Mike. Okay. Okay, ready for this? Okay. All right. Raise your right. Hold
on. Right. Right hand, please. Okay. I'm on steady. Okay. This quick. Do you
I got you. So I got you. So I got you. So help you. I do. I do. I swear. Period. It's
one in your honor okay okay that's not enough I got a period what's the
The Buddha's got a name. Who knows it? What the fuck is it?
Shiva.
Shiva, that's what I'm talking about.
Isn't Shiva a guy in Buddhism?
Yes, Tami, you're right, your honor. Yes.
Okay, continue.
Why the fuck do you know so much about that shit, bitch?
All right, are you all right with straight testimony,
or would you like us to ask questions first?
Up to you. Do you want to do a narrative foul,
or do you just want to do questioning?
Oh, I think questions might be better as well.
OK.
All right, let's get started.
Please, Sal, don't recall, please.
Your honor.
Please do not have him in tomato with me.
I'm not intimidating.
I'm begging them like I'm a bitch.
Your honor.
I just want to start over, Sal.
Come on.
Your honor.
I'm not fucking doing anything wrong.
God damn, just talk.
If you want, yeah, that's not gonna happen now, please.
Thank you for telling them that.
I'm talking to everyone.
All right, so them too.
No smoking, no smoking.
He's intimidating the witness.
How is that intimidating?
I don't know, I don't know, I didn't.
That's just, you know, just talk to yourself, Mike.
All right, please, Mike, please, Mike,
I hope that this motherfuckin double call so you can turn it around.
You're on her.
Please.
Don't want this vulture of you know pecking your eyes out.
Okay, you've done enough.
He's tired.
There's a little chute in here.
Yeah, we have a vulture.
It's on my shoulder.
Oh, I thought that was a telephone.
Are we able to get started?
Yep, let's get started.
Okay, so, um, do you know the defendant standing behind us today?
Yeah, his name's Mike.
Okay, how did you meet Mike?
I met him yesterday.
He came to the plan B.
And he said he'd give me something that'll make everything better.
And he came and go away and make me happy.
And he did.
What was that item?
Um, it was in a needle.
And it's croc.
Okay, did you run into...
Did you meet Mike today?
they're going to be in the
the question was we're bringing when he I can rephrase it like when did you meet
Mike today I met him three times today okay when was the first time the first
that's obviously not me no was in the plan B park a lot
I had a crock for a while so I went up to him and I think I said give me, give me, give
me, give me and I got some crock.
Okay, what happened when you took the crock for Mike?
I went in and did it and the next thing I know I'm waking up in the surgery room
I had apparently overdosed and I had a hole in my throat.
That's true, scary.
Did you go back to plan B after you overdosed?
Yeah, I think roughly like an hour later I went to plan B after my surgery.
Okay, did you run into Mike again?
Oh, yeah, he came back again. Yeah. Okay. Tell me what happened when he came back?
Well, I told him that, like,
the doctors are not good for you. Kid Rock's back, I'm not gonna do this.
I can't for what the fuck am I gonna do this on my own, man?
Oh my God.
But when he said it upset him, can you tell me about how he was upset in his behavior?
Well, he...
I was going to go to that.
Yeah.
I was actually in lack of personal knowledge.
He's speaking to emotion.
He's speaking on his interpretation of the conversation between the two of them.
Exactly.
about. What did you when you said no more? He said I'll be honest though bull
god is kind of a better. I'll make your employees do it and then he went to them.
I do listen to that song sometimes. Did you have a weapon? John did it without the weapon out
but Roger really didn't want to do it.
So, Mike pulled the gun out and made Roger do it.
After Roger took the drugs,
did you continue speaking to Mike?
I told him, I was upset at him and I told him,
you can't come back here, Mike.
This isn't okay and you're not my friend.
And then he started showing up the place.
Did he hit you with the bullets?
I got shot once, actually.
I did get, it kind of just grazed me,
but I did get shot once.
OK.
Did you see that you saw Mike three times today?
Yeah.
Can you tell me the third time you saw Mike today?
Just now.
I'm looking at him.
What about in the office?
Objection vague.
Also objection leading dog what the fuck.
Did you see that that's the same.
He was that place.
And you tell the court about the conversation you and Mike had in the office.
That's still leading.
That is still leading.
It's in his testimony.
No, you said that.
Yeah, that this is the same.
Oh, well, I answer the answer.
Yeah.
Have you spoken to Mike outside of those two encounters today?
I didn't have a conversation with him,
but he was in a car outside the office
and we exchanged like two words, maybe.
Do you recall those words?
Yeah.
Something about I'll be back, I suppose.
some of those lines
Also had multiple phone calls with them throughout everything. I don't know if I'm supposed to mention that
How do you how do you talk to someone in an office while they're in a car? You're on your honor?
Now if she's allowed to just lead in like six times and then he's like
technically object as well. It's getting sparse, see. Yeah, you let your lawyers really let them read.
So if you want to object and go for it, but your lawyers really let them do that.
Okay, so what was the last question?
I think we're going to end.
I don't think they collected any evidence.
Yeah, and you can reply.
Let's continue.
Um.
What's got a cool.
Did you have a.
Hold on.
Did you receive any phone calls?
Will in place?
Call?
I don't think so.
I don't think they collected any evidence.
And you can reply.
received any phone calls while in police custody.
Objection.
They blame that.
You can hear him.
You know what he did say?
He did say he was on the phone with Mike multiple times today.
Yeah, no shit on this guy's drug dealer dog.
I didn't feel pretty vague.
Yeah, I still want to tell them what they tell them not.
Did you receive a phone call from Ms. Olivia Vincci, well in police custody?
Objection facts not in evidence.
It is in all of our statements.
Imagine the scene.
And if you talk about it now, I mean, they do the talk about it now, I'm a little
old.
Yes, keep on with that conversation.
In that full cost, I only heard Miss Olivia.
And Miss Olivia had her hands up and they were asking more or less where I was at.
I was, and then I got a text message that you gotta pick this up or else she dies.
And then there was a video call.
And in that video call, they were again asking where I was.
And then I said where I was.
I was in the South Side.
And then Ms. Olivia got shot in the car that hung up.
After that phone call, did you run into Mr. Block again?
Uh, after that phone call, no, I was in police custody until I saw him court just now.
Oh, wait, actually, I did run into him. I just remembered.
Uh, he, he, uh, I saw him briefly.
Wait, wait.
Invited the department and held me up.
Wait a minute. I was trying to make the walker
Yeah, that did happen. Oh God. Your own customer, Mike?
All right. Give me a second.
It's in the peanut gallery.
It's in a go-down.
Any questions for him?
Okay, go ahead.
Hey Tony, do they got any evidence? Like casings or anything going?
They got two pictures.
pictures
All right
Thank you
All right, Sal Baren creed. Nice to meet you, but I'm sorry you went through this today. We just have a few questions for you
Mr. Crut Creek
Who called you on this FaceTime video call
Miss objection
since statements your honor not a face-to-hand call let me rephrase then
the video call miss all okay what's your relationship with miss olives she she
works for me where she was correct yeah after she got fired yeah I can't blame
if I didn't try and where does she work so plan B thank you do you know partner
Roger yeah what's your relationship with Roger he's my supervisor at the
me.
Ah, your supervisor, okay. Do you know those two, those two's relationship?
I think they're a girlfriend or a boyfriend.
Okay, so you'd say romantical.
I suppose so.
Okay, all right. One moment, your arm.
Okay.
Also leading, but I'll let it slide.
I'm going to go back to you.
Yeah, what's the fun class to
play in burning crusade?
Um, you said before Sal that.
He was giving you crock today.
You were begging for it when
he came to none of them.
Did he give you crock?
For today.
Yes, sir. Yeah.
I'm going to call you by your
legal name.
No.
Should I not play it?
No.
Hello.
We just went over.
Yeah, sir.
All right.
I'm good on my end.
All right.
You guys take time.
You don't remember?
I didn't play burning crusade.
We're getting on.
Come on down.
You want that Tony or you want me to call you by your legal name?
Doctor Tony.
Thank you.
I'll do it.
Give it to him.
I mean, it's whatever you call me.
How you doing, Sal?
Here we go, Fatone.
Come on.
I'm alive, I think.
I'm glad you're alive.
So, Sal, where's your occupation?
Which one?
Can you inform me on your occupations that you hold, Sal?
I live with a man, and he lets me stay with him,
rent free.
All I got to do is his job for him, a call center job.
I do waste management, taxi driving.
I clean a lot.
And I also work at the plan B as a manager.
OK, you're a manager at the plan B.
Yeah.
And you've spoken on your frequent narcotics
and you're taking crock.
Now, Sal, let me ask you something.
Do your supervisors, which you stated,
do they know that you take crack?
I'm getting in there, guys.
I'm gonna supervise it as in they work under me
as supervisors, not over.
Okay, I see.
You're getting in there.
Are you aware of your taking of crack?
Let's fucking go!
You're on our objection, relevance?
I'll withdraw that action.
Chef, have you taken crack before Mr. Block supplied you?
applied. No, you've never taken crack before. Objection asked and answered. No, it's not
like I was on Night Slayer. I don't want to play with him. I like a clarifying question.
He asked, have you taken it before and then said you've never taken it? That is the
same question, your honor. Wait, what the fuck is this? Yeah, that's no question.
Okay, so Mr. Sale, why did you say to Mike Croc,
gimme gimme gimme when he told you he had Croc?
Wait, is it too late to play?
Is it actually too late to play?
He gave it to me yesterday, and I asked today,
can you gimme gimme Croc?
Okay, so you've taken it before, I've got it.
Yes, sir, yeah.
And now, when you take Croc, as yesterday
when you took Croc,
what were the effects that you faced after taking it?
Objection compound. It's not compound. I'm asking for the effects of croc when he took it
You're there's a weight limit for horde that would draw
Yep
Okay, so it makes me feel really good like about 20 seconds after injected and
And then it's like I'm floating in the sky and then for a little bit. I see my girlfriend's fresh
She's the prettiest woman in the world
And then I'm feeling happy, like I'm normal again,
before the lung damage and the nightmares
and all the other problems.
And my dad beating me all my life.
Why is he being so dramatic?
But then it starts fading away and it gets cold.
It just gets cold real fast, man.
It's like I can't quite understand what's happening.
And then it starts hurting and I'm just itchy.
And then, if I keep not getting it,
I can't really irritate it, man.
I get mean, and I don't want to be mean.
I can't stop grinding my teeth until I get on the floor.
That's a drama queen.
That's it.
So, Sal, when you're under the influence of these narcotics,
are you hallucinating at all?
No, no, no.
Hucinations only happen if you don't sleep for three days.
I got you.
Okay, but you do feel like you're on clouds
and your girlfriend looks a lot prettier
than she did before, didn't that grow?
Yeah.
I'm gonna say compound on that.
That's compound.
That's not compound at all.
That was one question.
You almost got it.
I'm proud of using multiple questions
in one thing, like you've got some two different answers.
Okay.
Thank you.
And so you brought up all of the video call you have, okay?
So let me ask you, what did you say on that video call?
Ms. Olive?
Yes. I need your help here on these objections.
Yes.
She was just asking where I was in different ways.
Don't sexualize us.
God, am I right?
She mentioned something about I'm kidding. I mean to come down to the plan B as well. And I said I couldn't
That's a joke. That's a joke. Then she asked me, okay, where are you? That's a joke. That's a joke. That's about it.
And then you also talked about your alleged overdose experience where you were at the hospital, correct?
You shouldn't sexualize people.
I was in surgery with a doctor. Or animals. You know what? Or animals too.
I don't get any dead dolphins, but I'm sure there's something somewhere.
Thank you, sir.
And then also, you're over there.
No one especially animals, yeah.
And then you woke up at the hospital, and then you came back to the plan B.
I got that all correct, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And when you came back to the plan B, my point was...
I'm calling that to you right now.
He was in a car, yeah, outside the window.
the window. And were you still under the influence of Kroc? This scene is insane. No, it had been
an hour after my surgery before I went back to plan B. This is really looking like a real
RPS over at the hospital. I was in on Kroc then. So you were completely sober when he
was there? Yeah, that's why I was telling him that I don't want no more Kroc and he's
not being nice to me, giving it to me. It's not good for me. And when he was there,
only exchanged three words with them, correct?
That was the second incident.
He came back once after as well.
All right, and then you also said
that he shot at the plan B.
What gun, are you familiar with guns?
Let me ask that first.
Somewhat, yeah.
Are you a registered gun owner?
Yeah.
Do you own a firearm?
I go hunting, yeah, I got an arofa at my place.
So you've been in a donation and you know guns, huh?
Yeah.
All right, and what was a gun that Mike Block possessed
when he was shooting allegedly at the plant bit?
Yup.
It was an automatic fire pistol, like a semi automatic.
But you don't know the type of gun?
Objection?
Four.
Hold on, I'm trying to remember this.
I'll give you a second.
Oh my God, what's all I can't remember.
Yeah!
I saw some wire.
Yeah.
I don't know the exact model of the gun yet.
OK, so you said it was an automatic firearm.
It was a semi-automatic, yeah.
OK, all right.
And wouldn't he, now your co-employee,
they also took the narcotics as well,
the crocodile, correct?
That's correct.
But they willfully took it, correct?
Only one of them.
Only one of them, which one took it, Will?
John.
John took it, Will, and then the other one
took it on the willfully.
Your Honor, I'll get the objection,
and these are all asked and answered.
Your Honor, I'm just trying to set a foundation here
what I'm about to go into.
The foundation's already been set.
What I go into is going to be, it's really me.
It's going to be crazy, yo.
I'm going to give you two more questions
to see with this one.
OK.
Shit.
All right.
Damn it.
All right.
And how did the other employee take the one employee
reset?
Hold on.
Take a step there.
There we go.
So, the other employee that took the drug inconsensually,
how did they take those drugs?
Yes.
What the fuck?
Wait.
How did they take the drug?
You talking about Roger, right?
Sure, yeah.
You got a needle from Mac and you put it in his arm.
Okay.
And what was contained in that needle?
and so we're in.
Crack.
How do you know?
Yes.
You know, I don't actually know.
Oh, you don't know.
So you don't know what Mike Block injected into him,
correct?
It was a needle with something in it.
But you don't know what it was, correct?
Yeah, you know what?
You got to point.
It could be something else.
Yeah.
OK.
And then, he's doing it at the time.
Block any time, as he called you after that?
We talk over the phone a lot, actually, every now and then.
Yeah.
What do you frequently talk about?
Mostly about Kroc.
So you've had multiple different conversations
with Mike Block about Kroc, correct?
Yeah, but you've only bought crock from him twice
Yes, and now you've only bought crock from him twice. No no no he said no
He says no, but in the beginning if you remember my first question
Oh, you also stated that that he
He was getting to it
Okay, what was the question again, let's be sure I asked him if he took
crop only twice and he said no
Yeah, it's way more than that man to which way more than that to which the first question
To me I asked and I know you recall this and whoever's writing it down
I asked have you ever taken crock before he said only from Mike
Only that one time boom
And I asked after that three questions after that I asked him
About the second occasion he agreed to that. Yeah, it's been here. He's he's taken he's just he takes it multiple times
And he's a perjury
I am gonna overall that question keep going
Yeah, I'm gonna take the surgery and continuation
Thank you, that's all we want out of this
More than two times what are the
You meant by day right cuz yesterday and today are two different things
Do you mean two times today or yesterday?
Well, I made it clear that I said two times
Can you clarify exactly what an SNS pistol is?
I'm just being a great guy. People think that.
You're a semi-automatic pistol, right?
Okay. You saw
Mike Block with the SNS pistol which you swore on.
When did you see Mike Block with the SNS pistol?
I saw him with a semi-automatic pistol today.
was that SNS pistol? Yes or no?
I think so, yeah. I think SNS and semi-automatic are the same thing, yeah.
You're on a, if you could strike that, lack of personal know.
Yeah.
Keep going, now.
W-Kita-N-T-R-I-S-H-E-N.
Second charge of surgery. Okay, next question.
Okay.
So, you said that Mike rolled up to you at the plan B when you were in the office and
he said the following, I'll be back in your words.
And so, what vehicle was he driving when he said that?
I didn't get a good look at it to be honest.
Oh my God, boom.
Okay, did he drive up to your window?
The office window, yeah.
But you don't know which vehicle he was driving?
I didn't get a good look at it, you know, you're right.
I don't know exactly what you're going to do.
Is it behind you or to your left?
My right, actually.
It goes to your right.
So you, let me ask you, Sal, from your office, do you have a clear purview through that
window?
Crowd's not paying attention.
Yeah.
Were the blinds off?
There's no blinds.
There's no blinds on the window.
So you saw Mike Block drive up to the window, say a few things to you, was he speaking to
you?
Yeah, he said Sal.
He was screaming Sal and then said what he said.
Hold on.
I was only one of them.
He didn't just say, I'll be back.
And he didn't just say two words, which he said both was the situation.
He said Sal, I'll be back.
So now he said Sal, I'll be back.
He didn't just say I'll be back.
Uh, yeah, I suppose so.
So when you answer it, yeah, okay. Yeah, so
Was he with anyone I
Couldn't tell you couldn't tell how close is this window from your office seat
Like
It's right there. Oh, maybe like a meter from a man. I suppose
Yeah, so you could see the vehicle you could see him
But all of a sudden he's in the world, okay.
All right.
Mike, anything else?
Where you defer with my client?
Cause they could defer with each other.
Hey, I just asked him how much drugs he loves to do.
All right.
Do you,
say, do you do any of the narcotics?
No.
Huh?
That.
Have you ever done any other narcotics besides Croc?
crock is a narcotic
opens up a lot to be might as well just fucking full send this because we
stopped to go to the other narcotics okay
let me ask you to say something more specifically listen this is our bed we
fucking make it
maybe a small amount of money
why do the cops think that questions here
Have you ever taken this open this up from a law?
She's like why do we know where the fuck did they pick this up for me?
No, okay
All right
What's all right, what's enough?
Your honor your honor we have someone doing this in the back here. Yeah, I mean
He's obviously a drug addict, but I don't remember him.
I think you got there, yeah.
Hey, we got him.
We got him, yeah.
Oh, if that's Donnie, give him a contact
for a bi-light in the training at all.
This motherfucker eat beans!
Thank you.
This motherfucker eat beans!
Thank you, thank you, Cheryl, for my fellow
handicap myself, I want to say thank you.
Oh, okay.
You're all good.
I can't believe he said eating beans.
I can't fucking believe it, though.
No, the red red gas.
Yeah, we have no redirect. He can go.
I mean, just the just I got one. I got one.
It's supposed to there.
That's all beans, baby.
She's going to take it back to the phone call.
Oops, all be.
All right, so were you sober during the execution
or the shooting of Miss Olivia while on the phone?
Yeah, I was sober.
OK, do you recall what happened inside Davis PD?
Yeah. Okay. Objection. As you
spoke on that whole situation.
Yeah, but this is just asking
if you recall it will be real
your honor. My lawyer kind of
got him on that. Yeah, that's
that's right. You're kind of
different. I got a good lawyer.
I didn't know about this assassination thing.
Okay.
Wait, can I just go back to my home state?
Wait, can I ask a few more now?
Can I get your gun, dog?
Yeah, get in that cross.
No, we can't have my gun.
Please.
No.
So you said there was an assassination on the video call, right?
Uh-uh.
It doesn't matter.
Hey, stop grabbing my fucking gun, man.
Get back over by the bench.
Stop, I'm cooking.
What do you mean by assassinations?
Mike, Mike, Mike.
Well, you affirmed that there was an assassination
in the last question.
As you're done.
Whatever you mean by assassinations.
Did Mike Block shoot someone on video call?
Not Mike Block.
Someone else.
Boom!
Boom, your honor!
Let me ask you something.
Boom!
Who else who shot Olivia on the video?
It was a woman.
So a woman, do you know her name?
No, there it is.
They don't know.
Do you know where they were?
I could tell what the environment was, but no, no location.
No.
Okay.
And you never saw Mike Walker.
I'm going to go back to the
individual goal.
Yeah.
No.
All right.
Your turn.
Go.
That's it.
You're after this.
Yes.
One more last reject.
One more.
On it.
You're after the jet.
They don't know your honor.
Make sure it counts.
She isn't. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Is it a lot?
Here you go, Damocles.
That's it for this, Your Honor. I'm fine alone.
Look at both of them. They think I could find!
Yeah, it sounds good to step down.
Alright.
You don't want Damocles anymore?
Oh, man.
He's too crossy, man.
Peach, are you still in here?
No, no, no.
Do you want to go up to a keepin' no...
Oh.
Wow.
Damocles looks pissed. What's been happening to you, me?
You guys wanna go?
I think he's...
I don't know where I need to go.
The speech still in here.
Alright, I'll put him to bed.
Jesus Christ.
Hey.
Do you want to call the other two?
Yeah.
Come on.
Just make sure I do this right.
I didn't Mike, you need food?
Alright.
Whatever you're ready.
Yes, your honor.
Can I get some aghosa?
I'm good.
No, negative.
Sal's good on our end.
Did it start?
Yes.
Is it a chicken?
Yes.
chicken. Yeah, that's witness. All right, we would like to call a roger Mitchell to stand.
He just went into labor. That baby's gonna be early. Is everything a witness going to take this long?
No, no, no, we get a timer for this one. You're on a timer check. Okay, because it's
I'll be a bench.
Hey.
Hello.
Oh, let her do this one.
You need the brass to do.
So what, over two hours?
A friend.
Do you know what?
Let her do this one.
What?
Let her do this one.
He needs the brass to do.
OK.
She did.
She said it was on me.
Please.
Hey.
Do you swear the testimony you are about to give is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth under the pains and counsels, and the surgery up to and including death, so help you to create status and interests?
Yes, I do.
He's been sworn in.
Okay, you can start.
All right.
They're, uh, Roger. Can I call you Roger?
Yep.
Roger a baron creed nice to meet you again. I wish this was under better circumstances. All right
What is your relation with?
Sal rubric
He is my
Just try again tomorrow
Were you working at plan B today, maybe this is a sign yes, I was
the first time that I saw him and he forced me at gunpoint to do a drug that I believe to be crocodile
Can you tell me what this gun looked like?
If you make it a lion's character deleted it'll sometimes open up
it looked like a
I don't know normal pistol. I'm not a not super into guns. So it he shoot it at all
Yes, uh, before he left. Yeah, he did. Okay. Was it, uh, was it a, um, are you an experienced
fire?
I've shot weapons before.
Where do I got to log into it?
Okay.
Do you, do you know the difference between an automatic pistol and a semi-automatic
automatic pistol.
That it's literally your honor.
That's literally just you can answer the difference between two.
And now this is a sign.
Can you repeat the question again?
Okay.
Do you know the difference between an automatic pistol and a semi automatic pistol?
I just look yeah that.
Oh, go on.
Okay.
Good answer.
Yes
Okay, they're important like that now what are they gonna do fucking the difference between up both
Semi-automatic is where each time you press the trigger one bullet fires
Whereas an automatic you can hold it down and a bunch of bullets fire. Thank you. Thank you
Understood
Okay
I'm going to go back to her
thank you.
Thank you for that.
I'm in a real time.
Trying to make this quick your honor.
What is your relationship with
I'll live in st.
She's my lovely girlfriend.
You're lovely girl friend awesome.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
What she got with you today.
attempt. Yeah, he was contemplate. Oh, shit. I want to name that table. I want to be honest.
It's a vandalism and content. Holy shit. Should be honest. So far, how much did you
get hit with? I want to fuck this table. Yeah, government building. Yeah. God damn. Sorry.
Where was I? I have the plan. I remember. Yeah. Was Miss Olive with you today at
plan. Be married. It's an object. Yes. Okay. The mapping of Miss Olive. We talked
it about. Yes. What did that happen? We were standing behind the register at the
front counter at the time that happened. Who was the person that kidnapped Miss
that man right there. The man you're pointing to. He just pointed it to me. Your honor, may I have it in the court?
Can you make fun again? I'm pointing at the man that just spoke and said. Maybe just state the name.
State the name. Let it be known that this individual is pointing at Mike Block. Could have been anyone.
Mike Block. Mike Block, kidnap to Miss Olivia. Understood. Got you.
Olive. Miss Olive, excuse me. Olivia's my sister.
Oh, all right. For real? Did you? Olivia's your sister?
All right. That was good. Yeah. All right. Keep going. Anyway. One moment.
I was called by the doctors that she was in the hospital and then I came and found her
there.
Did they express what reason?
Why she was in the hospital?
Yes, they told me that she had been shot.
Okay, where exactly?
I saw the wound myself. It's just above her ear.
You're safe. Got you.
Okay.
I think that's good.
That's it for me.
I can't believe we're already halfway through 2026, man.
You got anything though before?
No, he's either good across.
Okay, you're doing I'm very sorry about your girlfriend, all of
Thank you
Look at her and apologize, but we are yeah, I just said I can't believe that
You guys fucking listen
Apologize
Well, I think those
Why are you doing the dual objection?
Okay
It comes here comes here. Do you fuck what which one of you again? Sorry your name
Roger Mitchell Roger Mitchell. Okay. He's going to town on those beans like it's
So your girlfriend was shot in welcome back ass ripper
Thank you.
No.
No, I wasn't present for this.
Cool.
Do you know who shot her?
Not firsthand.
I, no, I don't know.
Yes or no?
You don't know.
Okay.
Do you know what guns she was shot by?
No.
Okay.
Do you know?
All right.
We'll go to the next thing.
So you took croc today, correct?
Yep, croc had.
Yes.
Okay.
And how did you take croc today?
At gunpoint, I was forced to shoot a needle into my arm.
And have you taken croc before?
No.
You've never taken crock before, but you are sure that you were drugged by crock, correct?
No, I believe it could be crock.
There's no objection.
This has been asked and has heard.
No, this hasn't been asked and it was asked and it's the last time.
There's no other objections you've probably done this one, or that's not the right one.
You know what I'm going to say, it's a fact of a foundation.
No, because it's like I'm trying to get home.
I mean, one more chance.
No.
All right.
I give up.
You answer the question.
The one I was after doing it is Mr. T.
Come on, T.
I'm not giving it to them.
I'm just telling them this one.
They're taking long from that.
Go on.
Keep going.
You can answer that one.
Come on, man.
Don't make me try and remember this thing.
Okay
Yeah, I go
I asked about the croc. No, you've never taken croc before that. Yeah
Okay
So, how do you know it's croc? I
Believe it to be croc. I never said I
100% know it is but I believe it to be croc
Yes, you did you said
just answer the question I didn't say that but okay he did I will not one day he
did not say it was you know it can the same thing he said yeah I believe it to
be croc yes based on what was told to me by my other co-worker who had taken it
before. Okay. So and what did your coworker tell you about croc that made you believe
it was croc? When we were both high, he's like, I asked him what it was and he's like,
yeah, this is croc or something. So by your coworker saying, Oh, yeah, this is croc.
where you believed and affirmed that the feeling you were feeling was Crock.
Yeah, that is why I believe it was Crock, but it could be any drug that I was forced to take.
Yeah. Have you ever taken drugs before?
Jackson asked the answer.
I'm building the found... No, no, no. I never asked them.
You did?
I never asked them.
You did?
Hold on. Can I respond? You're on a...
I asked specifically about Croc. Now I'm asking about all drugs in general. I asked the last gentleman about all drugs in general
And I'm asking him now about all drugs in general. Yes, but you did ask him. I did not ask three questions ago
I did not ask him. I
Asked him about Croc if he's ever taken Croc. This is all drugs. I'm asking if he's ever taken any drug
That is a big difference between Croc and all drugs
Okay, go ahead
Yes, I have okay, what have you what have you taken before?
Rejection relevance, okay relevant. I'm trying to build a foundation here because if my guy he has never taken crock before
We're trying to see if he's ever taken drugs before because if he's ever taken drugs before you'll know the certain feelings
Yeah, which he can then speak to any hallucinogenics or any other side effects which could involve his testimony
Oh
Yeah
where you going in like two questions yep gosh go ahead
all right you asked what other drugs yeah yeah okay uh marijuana alcohol if you
want to count that nicotine if you want to count that or tobacco
everybody that just came in is gonna go back outside because we got a frisky
guess what okay when you take hold on and I only got food
hey yo for you Mike for you Mike I'm god bro Southside with your dog
Yeah, I do.
Hey, thank you.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
See, they know I didn't do shit.
Thank you.
Do you have that?
He answered with the Nectar alcohol in marijuana.
OK, I got it.
OK, and then I will tell you.
There goes Mike.
He's getting away.
So it's going to stop in marijuana.
No, he's get away. So a technical account is a drug out of those three.
And now when you're on marijuana,
can you parallel that feeling with crack?
Oh shit. Um, like, was it a similar feeling? Oh God.
Oh my God. Maybe some similarities, but not really.
Okay. Could you remember marijuana when,
Can you remember when you're smoking marijuana yes, okay, so I got you so
What other situation oh the other guy
Okay, uh, I'll flip off that. Um, so at the, um, at the plan B, there was, you saw my
block shoot corrupt. Yes. All right. You saw my block show. And did you say it was
automatic, correct? Yeah, I believe it to be. It was shooting faster.
It was an automatic pistol. Okay. And did you ever see Mike Block drive by the office?
What is this? The following words. Sal, I'll be back.
What a progressive tool. I did see him outside the office. I wasn't the office at the same
time to sell I thought is that sign language I swear to God I thought these
were and then exchanging words but I don't remember exactly what so you were
in the office at these are gang signs briefly I left to go serve customers
when sound way through it when when when though when Mike was at the window to
what you said he was you were in the office at that time yes or no yes for
for part of that. Yeah. Okay. And you didn't hear anything that was said? Yes. I did hear
something. I just don't recall what was what was said. Okay. All right. Yeah, you guys can go.
So just to clarify on the drug use, besides the needle injection, have you taken any other
narcotics, alcohol or tobacco today?
No.
When you first ran into Mike, prior to stabbing yourself with a needle, were you under any
type of influence. No. When Mike came into plan B, were you under any type of influence?
The first time, no. Thank you, your honor. I'm going. I'm okay. I'm okay. What's called
bitch? What was the answer to that last one? The first time, no. The first time he came
I was not under the influence of anything called me a bitch you just a horse called
it hello no no for all man I got a nervous sick so it is it's no for all
three no for all yeah no for all three times I saw him
I don't know what to do.
Anything else that's on it.
I'm telling where it's got.
What about you guys?
We're good.
Okay, you can sit down.
You are for the leave and.
Wait, are you going to call my recall?
I'm not calling no one. No, I just want.
Okay, I guess I'm gonna filthy criminal dancing in court.
Yeah.
Put it up.
My lawyer's doing a good job.
Stop.
Okay, Mike.
You are cut to the table.
You're doing a good job.
He's doing a good job.
Michael.
Okay, go, Eric.
All right.
What would you like to start with today?
Doesn't matter.
What would you like to sort it today?
Doesn't matter.
Do you swear the testimony you are about to give
is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
under the pains and penalties of perjury,
up to including death, so help you the BCSO?
Yep.
Wait, can I interject real quick?
What?
Can I interject real quick?
Why?
Well, are you sure you don't want to call the other witnesses
before you go, because I feel bad for that.
I don't think I'm going to go to the
state.
I'll.
I'll make sure you yell on ma'am hello. Yes, ma'am. Hello. Yes.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth under the
and penalties of surgery. So help you, Uda?
That's high.
Okay, Dave.
Do you want to stand up here?
Yep, just to the right.
Oh, yeah, to the right.
To the left.
Oh, God.
He's done it twice now, the death of his living.
I saw it four times.
He's looking mad cute right now.
I'm scared.
No.
All right, can I kiss you?
You have multiple people stating that he's threatening the witness.
The jail can leave.
It's intimidation.
Let's really knock it off.
Do them a time and we'll really add that to your honor.
You already told them once to knock it off, your honor.
Well, twice.
If you tell the guy that I'm gonna pee on the carpet, I don't finish the dog, you can't keep peein on the floor, you don't have to pee.
He's just doing it again!
I saw that, your honor.
Yeah, uncle Lee?
Are you...
What?
55 contempt.
I'm not sure.
They're not gonna try to approach me.
Oh, fine.
Not time yet. Fine. Fine. I'm pointing to the people outside. Look.
You know, what's the point in that way?
Yeah, look out right out the window.
No, Sal, he can leave. He can leave. He can leave.
Sal, if you want protection, you can't you can't re question him.
He can leave. He does not have to be sure.
I suggest going in the back so you don't get targeted or anything.
See?
That was through the window.
No, don't move your phone call.
He can't leave.
We can't protect you.
Sal, the facts are you can leave at any time.
Don't let them leave at any time.
I found them hurt.
That's tomorrow morning.
You're going to get us tomorrow morning.
No, you're going to get it.
But tomorrow, maybe.
I'll tell you to get on that.
What's so one?
Civil person.
Daniel, on our base desk.
Your honor, please.
Give him another two counts of fine intent.
What are you talking about?
Start the question.
All right, let's finish this.
Ms. Ollie.
Yes, sir?
What is your relationship with Roger Mitchell?
What's that about?
She and I are together.
Together?
OK, all right.
You know, in a romantical sense.
How is that?
What's it have to do with, you know, what's going on here?
I don't get to look at what you're doing.
Just establishing the foundation here.
Okay.
What is your profession, Ms. Olive?
I'm nothing right now.
Nothing right now.
No, you're a person.
You have value.
You're a woman.
I run the banner spot.
spot and tail, which might some money and work at plan B.
Splendid. Splendid.
Miss Oliver, where were you kidnapped today?
At plan B.
Object one.
Sorry, I was wrong.
OK, I don't know how that's leading me.
Where were you kidnapped?
All right. Who kidnapped you, Ms. Olive?
Gentlemen over there.
Can you point to the man and describe what he is wearing, who you're talking about?
Don't be afraid. It's okay. You're protected here.
Which one?
I'm a lawyer.
Okay, please let the court know that she is pointing at mucka block
He's jumping around like he's happy about it. Was there a second individual that was with him in your kidnapping?
Okay, he initially kidnapped you
Well, I'm sorry that happened to you.
What was the last time you, I guess, during your kidnapping,
where did you, I guess, arrive after the trunk opened?
Objectionally.
In the woods?
Stop, stop, stop.
What was the objection?
Leave it.
What was the question again?
Where did you arrive after the trunk opened?
That's fine. Thank you for phrasing. Thank you.
And the woods.
And the woods. Do you know where in the woods?
I'm sorry. Do not.
I'm shot.
I understand.
Who initially shot you?
Shot you.
If you could recall to the best of your recollection.
Well, they took my gun.
What was the weapon that they used to shoot me?
You recall what the weapon, the name of the weapon?
It was my little gun.
OK.
I call it little tiny.
OK.
Your honor, please refer to evidence of the S&S pistol
on the ground.
Little tiny.
OK.
Yes.
OK.
So initially who was the one that shot you? Do you know the name or the individual?
I can tell you what she looks like. She was wearing a gray
t-shirt or sunglasses. I think she was wearing a hat with gray hair.
Objection lack of personal ownership for the last part. She said I think
but the rest of the time you're talking about.
Take that power. Cut it down. We'll have to end. All right.
I don't know her from Adam and I don't know where she got that idea.
objection that conclusion there making a conclusion there with yeah that's
understandable yeah okay I'm gonna cut the last part off on that one
okay once you did you exit the trunk yes
I did know when you were in the force. Okay, check your gun. My phone. I have a new one.
They use my phone. Okay, objection. What is the question? That that's okay. Just say
you're you're you're right. Well, I mean, let me help you. I'm on you. Yeah.
Yeah, but thanks, Doc.
Absolutely.
That's my question.
Understood.
When you were on the ground, did they phone a weapon at you?
When else?
On the ground?
Yes.
OK.
And that was, in fact, your weapon?
Yes.
Understood.
When they took your phone, did they call anybody
in particular. They called it called.
I mean, where we don't know who they called sell objection like a
personal knowledge. There's an objection.
Got in.
You can only say I don't know if you truly don't know. Yeah,
don't don't expect to wait here. They called.
I don't want to live like Jay-Z.
Because I had that whole conversation on my phone.
Yeah, really, if you don't want to know who they called,
just say I don't know.
OK.
So they called someone.
South.
They called South.
Called South.
Believe so, yes.
She actually lack of personal knowledge.
I believe so.
I could show my phone.
That's not an evidence.
So you can't use that.
Just let's slow down, Miss Olives.
OK.
I know what you're doing right now.
Hold on.
I want to make another objection for Ms. Shrivel,
because now she prejudiced the judge by saying
she has full logs of the situation, which is not
an evidence.
There should be a Ms. Shrivel.
We are not going to use that evidence.
She did say it.
Hoping.
Laying down sexy.
You're going.
OK.
Oh, you're sexy.
What's your mic block?
Nine times out of ten, that's a missed one.
Just say it.
Say to you while holding you hostage.
They told me to tell.
They wanted me to get a location on south.
In the cities, any?
They have no evidence of this, by the way.
No evidence at all.
All they have is a gun.
Yeah, it's just a bunch of drugs.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We know what you're talking about.
Can we switch the time to?
I don't know.
That one's going to be time on that one.
All right.
Stop, stop, stop.
Put it down.
I don't even remember where I was at.
You're on a scheme or a member.
You can start from the beginning if you want to.
I'm not.
Location of sale and he said that I needed to get him.
Plan B.
I have no idea. I cannot.
right. Um, good time. Yes,
it's been the question. All right. No question. Uh, did Mike, okay, excuse me,
wonderful. Did Mike block? Order the shooting of you from this woman? Yes,
set. Okay. No, I have no further questions.
What's your name? That is, Olive, Olive. I just want to first off say I'm so
I have so many names today, such a mess, so late.
I'm sorry what happened to you.
And you have wonderful hair, the wonderful hick anyway.
Should we just call her a hick?
What?
Man, I said wonderful hair.
Yeah, Rana.
I would have a hair, too.
Just like the older day.
All right.
Her hair.
two red heads in the courtroom let's be anyway um we asked something so Mike
block kidnapped you from plan B correct yes okay and now where where did Mike
I already answered that question. I do not know it's in the middle. No, no. Okay. Okay. And Mike walk never shot you. Correct. He told the lady that was Mike walk never shot you. Correct.
Into the question. No.
No
Your honor, can we place Mike in hardcups to the rest of this trial?
I'm down
Stand up
Your hands up
I mean, I'm sorry, but they're wasting everyone's time, your honor.
This whole thing's bullshit.
We all know it is, yo.
Pretty hard.
He was looking at me crossways.
Can you get him to medical, please?
Oh, darn it.
Come on, just get him out of here.
We've got to go.
That's me.
Come on.
You're too close to her.
I thought he just knew I was here.
Second check and wrap it up for them.
There we go.
Come here, please.
Please, Purbo.
OK.
Am I good to go?
Yeah, you're good.
Continue.
OK.
You're all right.
All right.
It works.
He's out of here.
That's also another two time.
You know what?
I'll take that one.
OK.
Yeah, I'll take that one.
OK.
I'm good to go.
Yes.
Yorana?
I answered the question.
I got to ask again.
I forgot.
Mike?
What the hell?
So, Mike!
Right, so Mike Block can shoot you.
OK.
So the female that was allegedly with Mike Block,
do you know her name?
I think I heard her name is Ivy or Domino or something.
Strike that, please, lack of personal knowledge.
Why did you ask the question?
So hopefully get an answer.
Yeah, if you ask me, you don't know.
If you have to say it is this or this,
just say I don't know.
Only 100%.
I went to the bar three hours ago
Abdul's fast. I do not know. Right on. Okay. And who took the
SNS pistol from your pocket? Mike block. Mike block took the
SNS pistol from your pocket. Okay. And set my phone. And he
took your phone.
And
let me ask you something. Did a doctor
when you after you got shot in the head?
He doesn't like what's happening here.
This is an injustice.
I actually his partner shot like a stormtrooper
and only nipped my ear.
Oh, so she shot you in the ear.
And you never went unconscious or anything.
You just it just went out.
I actually was out, sir.
But you deemed that you didn't need a doctor.
Is that correct?
I needed the doctor. Yeah, I was shot in the head. Okay, let me ask you again that.
Because it wasn't answered. Did you go to a doctor after you was shot in the head?
EMS took me to the doctor after I was shot in the head. Okay. So EMS took you to the
doctor after you were shot in the head. Did they operate a surgery on you?
They pulled out a metal shrapnel, but it had nothing to do with the shooting here.
But they did shoot me.
Look, sir, I was so there was no bullet.
They never took a bullet on you.
Oh, I shot like the stormtrooper, but I was still heard and I guess we're
I know.
Yes or no.
Did they ever take a bullet at it?
I got I got yeah, I got the Tony.
Okay, so got it.
So you got shot in the head and they never took a bullet out of you.
And you allegedly went to the doctor.
Allegedly?
Really?
Objection.
Stop.
Stop, please, please.
Why doesn't she get a content, but I get five?
I'm very, very, very close again.
You got to get her one or I'm going to feel like it's all fair.
Hold on.
Just talk one.
She gets a content here.
Don't do any out like comments like that, please.
Did you ever witness Mike Block shoot a gun today?
Oh
He said no
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Please?
You should not be in here.
I got to go to the hospital.
He just had a puppy.
I'll let this, I'm going with this one.
Up and down.
The egg wriggle on the floor.
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Construction.
Hey, hey.
Mike, Mike, get up.
We're going to win.
He just coughed me.
Yeah, get up.
We're going to win.
I can't.
Get the fuck off.
I can't.
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm in.
Stop him.
Get off of me.
You're on me.
I don't want to.
What?
Tony and I do it.
Come here, Tony.
I'm good.
I'm off, dog.
I'm off.
You're OK, buddy.
Yeah, you see that?
He just came in here and headbutt me.
I feel good.
We have to look the way it is.
For the lady.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
I got that on camera.
Well done.
He got it on camera.
OK.
Okay.
I'm all for the beef creed, uh, a pie and some temp on there.
Yeah!
Listen, we're almost equal in charges for that.
Look at that.
Two perjuries.
That's what it is.
This motherfucker on his eighth can of beans.
It's going to be my self here, honor, which my proposal.
He's not stopping.
Go, girl.
Being in, uh, in the condition that he is in.
and I, uh, yeah, all I'm gonna be able to do is I'm just gonna let you do the narrative.
No piss girl.
And then they will cross you on that narrative.
Cool.
No one able to do objections.
I'm just gonna let you do the narrative.
Um, I want you to know.
No, I won't.
You can't, you can't object to the questions on fan.
Okay.
Uh, do I need to be re-spawned in?
You were the one that before that.
Yeah, I was already started.
Okay.
My name is Lorela I love I am a cadet with BCSO.
I started my shift with going to plan B to pick up a food order.
I in the process of ordering had a gentleman.
Mr Mike block come into the restaurant with a gun drawn yelling at everybody to place his hands up.
He then demanded Sal, he was informed that Sal was not at the property.
At that time, Mr. Block decided he wanted my police-issued radio, so pointing his gun at me,
he forced me to hand over the police-issued radio, which I did.
He then ran out of the building, or sorry, he then stated to everybody in the building
that they were placing. He had to bring Sal to him because he will give them lots of money.
He then ran out of the building, jumped into a black sports car and fled. Officers attempted to
chase but lost him. A few minutes later he, Mr. Mike Block rolled back up to Clamby while I was
questioning Sal in the office. Mr. Block pulled up to the window in the same
black car that he originally fled him. He had a few words with Sal, mostly yelling
at Sal not to snitch, and then a couple other things that I can't remember the
exact wording as it's many hours later now, so we'll just leave it at that. He
We then fled again from police,
getting away from police officers a second time.
We went back to plan B,
where we found Sal and the back parking lot
surrounded by civilians.
Trying to get Sal to load into one of their cars,
openly talking about how Mike Block
had placed a $20,000 bounty on Sal's head.
Sal got placed into productive custody
and brought down to BCSO cell.
At that time, I was made aware of the previous situation
regarding the shooting at Plan B
and the witnesses being stabbed or injected
with the narcotic from the LSPD officer
which is the first report
where I believe all the charges are listed.
While having a conversation with Sal,
He received a phone call from Ms. Olive
asking if he could come to plan B to fix a burner.
He explained to her that he was in police custody
and was not able to go back to plan B
and that he could not give her his location.
She hung up the phone a couple of minutes later.
She, Ms. Olivia did a video call for Sal
which we had informed Sal to not answer.
After he had not answered,
A text came through stating that if he did not answer,
they were going to kill her.
At that time, we instructed him to answer the video call.
During that call, Sal had stated
that they had a gun to her head.
They were asking the location of where he was,
which we informed them in the South,
not giving the exact location for Sal's safety.
We were not able to hear the suspects on the phone due to, I think, maybe distance between
them and the microphone of the cell phone.
But then they did shoot Olivia on the video, so I started crying and screaming about her
being shot in the head.
The phone call then ended.
I had dispatched a unit up to the shooting,
which was just south of the prison in the wood,
wooded tree area.
A couple of minutes after that,
approximately four to five minutes,
there was a dispatch call saying that my block
was in the back part of the BCSO south,
attempting to get Sal out of BCSO south.
He then jumped the fence,
jumped back into the same black vehicle
where the parking garage is connected to BCSO South
through that like concrete fence.
He then evaded police.
After a decent chase, the vehicle started smoking.
He then bailed on foot, ran along the freeway.
He attempted to tackle a BCSO deputy off of the freeway
and in turn slammed his face
against a concrete barrier, knocking himself out.
That's exactly what happened but it's bullshit.
All good.
Okay, okay.
Oh yeah, you can move over too.
Geez, you don't have to beat me with a cane.
All right. Mace Love, how are you?
I'm tired.
I'm so sorry for your situation, why we're up so late, but you know we have to preserve the Constitution, right?
Okay, yes. Anyways, during your investigations, just general rule of thumb questions here.
When you investigate, you collect bullet cases, correct?
Yes, which were collected.
Not asking that. I'm just asking just...
Okay, yes.
And you also collect serial numbers of my arms, right?
Yes.
Now, you also take pictures. Is that correct? Yes.
So, the olive situation. You said there was a video call to where olive was shot during the video call, correct?
Correct. Okay. Did you see the video call?
Oh! No, I could just hear it.
Did you hear it? So what did you hear on the video?
I heard, uh, all of crying for help saying that they were going to shoot her asking, saying
that they wanted to know where he could not eat this many beans.
Uh, us trying to talk to the hostage takers.
That's ridiculous.
Not hearing back from them.
That's way too many.
And then her being shot.
So you never heard Mike Walk on the FaceTime, correct?
No.
No, I did you hear the other woman that all of claims to be there?
No.
Okay.
You sent the unit up there to recover the situation, correct?
Correct.
You said south of the prison, is that right?
Yes, on the ridge top where the trees are.
Okay.
So that's allegedly where the scene took place.
All right.
Why is there no pictures?
There's not going to go for more.
I was still at BCSO.
So the processing officer would be Mr.
You don't know. You don't know. I am unsure. Okay, so why was no casings picked up from that scene?
Boom. There was casings picked up from that scene and they are listed in the report.
Where are they? They are listed in the report and they are in evidence.
Okay, were they listed or in that location? Because that's not in evidence.
So let's say the location of where those casings were fired in evidence.
Yeah, no picture even I bet either. It actually it says in the redwood forest
which is the location. He's having some candy. Now is there any. My god he's
washing it out with candy. No I do not believe. Holy shit. And did your unit
Uh, recover.
You got a drink?
Uh, her from the scene?
Olive from the scene?
Yes.
He recovered Olive from the scene.
Uh, he arrived on scene to Olive.
He's back on the beans!
Oh my God!
He's not even done it!
Did he do any medical procedures on that scene?
I was not there, so I cannot answer that.
Okay.
So we really don't know what he did at that.
What the fuck?
And what leads you to the conclusion that she was there at that scene?
Uh, the description in the video.
along with her testimony along with the shots fired and medical call that came
from the location. Which half of that is not bad. All right. I want to take you to
the first image. Is this all right? You're going to take it through the evidence
that you collected? You can. Okay. First image if you go to report whatever
whatever where the image is on. Yeah let's go to the image of the inside
side of the plan B facing the door.
Mm-hmm.
Where it's light out.
One or two.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think the third one.
The one from the inside.
OK, I got you.
Yeah.
OK.
So we've confirmed that there was shooting here, clearly.
one witness says Mike was here which we can affirm but let me ask you some which one of
these casings of the multiple line up with any of the guns that might block the set.
Yep.
Give me a second.
What's it?
Oh, he's got it.
It's okay to say no.
No, I have to.
Unfortunately, we had to do it manually due to the processing of connecting evidence
and guns within the MDT is not currently working.
So the casing doesn't match the pistol, is that correct?
No, that is not what I'm saying.
I'm saying the lab that normally does it for us is on strike,
so we are having to do it manually.
Okay. So how do you even know that they match?
Because none of the numbers here match.
Yeah, I can't testify on to this scene as this was prior to me even clocking on duty.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
But you can see that none of the casings mesh.
None of the casings are the same number as a serial on the AP.
I can only take a photo and tell you what a serial number or a casing has.
I'd have to run it through the lab.
because the numbers are there.
I'm going to object weird on this one, please.
I would have to have the case in the lab.
Okay.
They just case it on the floor.
There's no numbers on those right now.
Just case in there tomorrow.
Just case in there, got it.
Did you ever see my box shoot?
Negative.
Did you ever see him shoot all day?
Let me ask that.
Shoot all day?
All day?
Yeah, all day.
No.
OK.
So you were also in the office when Sal was in the office,
correct?
Correct.
OK, was, what's his fucking name, was Roger in the office
with you?
Negative.
Oh.
Roger was in the office.
Okay, miss, there are two offices in this situation. There's the office at time B and then there is the office at BCSO.
You didn't specify which office. Okay. Yes, he was briefly was Roger in there when Mike Robine said something.
I cannot be a hundred percent certain as I was looking at the window, but I do recall him being in the office.
Okay. And then another thing, who was the officer or deputy that arrived to the Olin scene?
That would be Mr. Creed, the one that just butted their client.
Right on. We'll get that hopefully today. Let me see anything else.
My involvement is him showing up to plan B,
holding myself up and others,
taking my police issued and then evading,
showing up at BCSO South and then evading.
Thank you. The radio that we have,
when you arrested him, did you have that radio on us?
Yes.
Fuck.
I do
Wait, let me reset that is a AP pistol
Negative okay cool is
Do you have an SNS on
He had the AP pistol when I arrested him no Chad, I think this has got to be a W and the rest of them
No
Yeah.
Anything, anything, anything, anything, anything, anything.
Shit, motherfuckers, you the motherfuckers.
Alright, we go.
I'm getting on the sand though.
Oh, the fuck you now?
Yeah, I am, because I'm going to blow this whole thing wide open.
Brother?
I'm telling you right now.
You just go up there and say, telling the truth.
I'm back up. No, because I got a twist. It's going to make this whole thing crazy.
Oh, I can clarify.
He's letting her redirect.
You can clarify questions if you want to.
I'm what you've been crossed on. You can't do anything after that.
I'm, I'm, I am not going to do that just because it's it's weird.
And I don't think I would know how to cross myself, unfortunately.
Okay.
I think he just means if you want to clarify anything.
No, no.
I think I made it pretty clear of what he did and what he had on him.
Okay.
Oh, well, you kept down any other witnesses?
And there's no further witnesses, Your Honor.
Unless Mr. Block would like to go up.
Is the other guy coming back?
No.
I don't believe he would be in the right mental state to answer any questions anyway
Don't go back up
conclusions, okay
Just don't go off
Yeah, coffee get ready make prep so go
Get dinner
You don't have to be that guy.
Don't be that guy.
I'm just reading the news.
Yeah, just go like, oh my god.
Yorana, we have no problem.
One I do, two I don't.
Mike doesn't want to testify.
Really, Mike?
Mike, don't do it.
Just sit down, relax.
Really want the last statement to be
that you need a curb to knock yourself out?
Yorana, coercion.
Oh, yes, stop.
Apoagio.
Does she get contempt?
Because I got eight.
No, she wasn't.
How is that fair?
Now I feel like that's not fair.
Look at her.
Don't you know why?
I tell people to shut up.
Oh, is that why?
Yeah.
All right.
That's why.
I'm all listening to my lawyer.
We conclude.
I'll listen to him, dog.
OK.
We'll close an action.
Come on.
Date?
Let's go back to date date.
Any evidence you want to just highlight?
OK.
So I would like to highlight.
work so hard. The police issued radio was found at the time of
those arrests along with the AP pistol, which he also doesn't
have a weapons license. And it is not his. I would like to get
me out there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm serious. They have no
medical books. They have no evidence of the shooting.
They don't know what I'm about to say and I'm gonna talk about my shit. No because they can question you man
They can question you man. Yeah, but they ain't going to shit from me
I know they can question me, but I got
The judge go respect that more I feel like
the lawyer is stopping the fight from the people right.
You know what Mike?
Fine, go ahead, do whatever you want.
You can do whatever you want, your honor.
But they were in the middle,
let me just say something,
they were in the middle of conclusion statements.
And now,
Your honor, I was,
You're already on the next one.
Do I get to get a narrative?
I was half a sentence in your honor,
I have no problem.
No, well, I have a problem with that.
Your class wants us to yell another time.
I understand that, but we, there is,
The only the only reason that we've done is because his lawyer was
stop him to do his own. I got to get out there dog. If he wishes to go on the stand
he's more than welcome to you. Oh shit, Lord, you know, he may be a bit of a client.
This guy's like, oh shit, look at who's it's the lawyer say no on it.
Read the backpack. I just want to do something. Let's hear me talk. Look at what is happening
in this. Are you going to blow the open testimony? I swear to God, I might.
I think you're going to win this game if you come up and if you walk when you're on it,
you will win over respect.
But what if it's better?
No, no, no.
He wants to go on.
Your honor, if he wants to go on stand, it's his legal right to go on stand.
So, I don't know why we're arguing about if we're going on stand.
I drank a C4 for this game.
I drank a C4 in stride.
I didn't even read anything.
I tried.
I got to get up there
Do I get to give a narrative
Let them all right
The only thing remember at the beginning your honor. What would you like to swear on I can't fucking cuffed so I can't do shit about that
I
Can I cuff him to the stand
Uncuff him so he can move his hands
All right, this fucker is gonna
Oh, sorry
I'm sorry I caught you, why'd you move?
Oh my gosh
I'm trying not to cough in your honor, he's just moving
Take a lad
There we go
He's uncuffed
But he is going to run your honor
He's dead, murder
He might be unconscious
I barely touched him
I barely touched him, Mike, you're okay
There's those fucking bongo
Knocked him up
Mike?
I think those barely touched him.
Mike?
All right, so here's what happened.
I'll ask it running for us.
Mubia, wiggle your hands, because you should be on top.
Yep.
There you go.
All right, now, what would you like to do?
OK, raise your hand.
Yeah, let's do shebas.
I like them dogs.
OK.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
nothing but the truth under the pains and penalties of the
perjuries so help you she was. Yeah. Alright now look I know
for Tony is fuming right now that Tony bitch. Yeah he's
been but here's the thing remember look this is what we
call motherfucking I already I'm all like some motherfucking M
night Shyamalan type shit because I already gave you the y'all the answer to the beginning
of this case to this case at the beginning, all right. I'm about to wrap it all up here.
Remember how I said I would plead guilty to sale of drugs? This is why your honor none
of this shit makes any sense, all right. I do sell drugs to Sal and everyone at plan
be but I told him I didn't want to do it anymore and they said we go a month these are some of
fucking crazy junkies they said we go a month fucking fabricate a story and shoot each other
to get you put in prison and then we go take your drugs that's why all this shit don't
make any sense because it's some crazy playing made up by junkies your right junkies look
Look at Sal. Look at him.
No. I'm looking at her.
This isn't a testimony.
This is a narrative.
How the fuck was there a video, allegedly, where someone just got shot, but I'm not there,
but they charged me?
Shouldn't have made no sense, Your Honor.
Uh, sure you want to do this or you want to do that when you're closed, then.
That's all I got to say.
I'm done.
They're fucking drug addicts.
Okay.
They should have charged me with sale of drugs.
I would have played guilty to that because that I do.
The fast can ask you questions there.
Okay.
Okay. Yep.
Ready?
Yeah.
Permission to smoke your own eye and you get my head straight.
Just for this question.
What?
No.
Permission to smoke please your honor.
No.
It's all drugs under all.
Thank you, your honor.
It's the only way I can get my head straight.
Case closed.
Hi, Mike.
Hey, what's up?
Did you shoot Olive in the head?
No, no, no.
Were you there when she got shot?
No, no, no.
Did you kidnap a Mike?
No, no, no.
And Mike, did you see who shot her?
No, no, no.
And Mike, let me ask you another question, okay?
Yeah
You'd all his phone and call somebody absolute. I don't agree. I've never really even seen her that much
Mike
Did you take all his pistol SNS pistol? Oh?
Mike did you kid? No, and also how come they never even GSR test me honor
You're all leaving questions
This okay, this is awesome
You can kiss this.
You want to fucking go?
Yeah, I do.
Come on, Mike.
Mike, come.
It's too flat for my life to make.
Mike, you gotta come.
Should we throw in a bin?
You may all leave in question.
I was waiting for the do that.
Okay.
All right.
Mike, did you ever...
Did you go to plan B today?
Yeah.
All right.
And did you sell drugs to sale?
Yeah, absolutely
Did you ever forcibly inject?
Fuck anyone with drugs. No these I wouldn't even have to even if I wanted to these motherfuckers love it
People run up to me and tear the motherfucking
Car doors off my cars talking about give me some really well they love the shit
I flooded the city and as soon as I get out of here. I'm flooding the city again dog
Okay, let me ask you something did
Get the witness list here did Roger Mitchell do you recognize him?
Where is he where is he?
He was on the stand like two people ago. Oh, yeah, he's a jockey, too. He's a fiend, too
All the motherfuckers is did Roger Mitchell ever buy drugs from you. Yes
He bought dry. Okay. Yes. It was forcibly inject drugs. I don't have to hey matter of fact
Ask him how much money I had on me when they arrested me
Okay
Yeah
I'm just saying how come that wasn't in evidence
Well, ain't that important to our case?
Ain't that some shit actually?
Keep going
Okay
Did uh
When you went to plan B. Yeah
Did you have a hold of anyone up with the gun?
No, dog.
Now you possess a AP-5 pistol when you got arrested, girl.
Yeah.
Did you have a shooting at all today?
You know what?
Yeah, I actually did.
And why did you shoot that pistol today?
Get ready for this.
Got it.
shot it at love who was shooting at me in plan B really and she knew that all
he's just flat out lying on stand that's not an objection she refused to testify
that we got into a shootout at plan B for some reason okay so you said that you
Shot and miss love. Yep, because she shot at you. Yes, okay, and
Was this hit the plan B. Yep
Okay, and
Why did she start shooting at you because I took her fucking radio? Wow
Wow
You so you stole her radio. Yeah, and she started shooting at you. Yep
So did you defend yourself with your fire up? Yeah, I tried to kill her
Okay, go ahead
I was at the part where she started shooting and not the he took a radio from our
We gotta do a good old-fashioned bus out
I should ask
Yes, sir like block when you were were you shot at all were you hit at all at the plan B?
Yeah, I think
Yeah, so yeah, you were bleeding at the plan B when you got shot. Yeah
Okay, so your blood is in the parking lot that the plan be, is that true?
Should be.
Conjection.
Conjection packs not an evidence.
Because of you!
Because you didn't put it in evidence.
Yeah, it's not an evidence.
Yeah.
Like you can bring it up and test the money but you can't point out it's evidence.
Okay.
I don't know why she didn't bring up the shootout.
I'm going to be real.
And then Mike Block, let me think here.
Yeah.
I'll get on Ringlord Fire.
Sorry, love.
You didn't make that good enough for Mike Block.
You gotta go.
Yeah.
You want me to the storm for you?
I'll ask one and then I'll continue after a storm okay let's just wait at that point
All right half-time show at dual go ahead. Yeah dual go ahead half-time show. Let's go
Go up and sing I don't know what you do
I don't know.
What the hell?
What the hell do you want to play?
Okay.
Everyone step back.
I was gonna punch you.
Meet the bean guy.
You gotta get ahead with content.
One time time is fine.
You know what?
He stabbed me with the syringe yesterday.
It doesn't matter.
You feel it's one after the other.
I was just trying to help y'all.
Oh wait, you get set to play that you can do video and things on that if you want.
Yeah, that's fine.
Yo, Abdull, no!
What the fuck did Abdull do?
You do whatever you want with him.
Guys, let's all stop fighting.
Violence isn't good.
You see what you call us with your action, Sal?
Hey dad, I didn't do nothing.
Again he's trying to kill Abdul he's trying to kill him you know help
He's great
help
Oh
My god
What the god
why? why the god fit Abdul?
stay back your honor
no the bailiff hit Abdul dog
i watched it
damn what the fuck yo
no
oh shit
I
Oh
Well
Had vodka we wake up fuck is illegal. Oh
Oh, okay. Thanks, Manny's
And now they're running everybody up and they're searching
prohibition over there
They're doing every they're taking everything we have we don't have anything we just get the fish and pick up trash
That's what they want us to do
But I mean I'm not gonna lie, but it ain't they're not wrong with fishing and picking up trash actually enjoy it
But the Manny's are like
Even if we buy a stove, we're going to list for buying a stove.
We could have a stove now if they're apparently.
Oh, that sounds dystopian. What the hell?
Yeah, that sounds awful.
So is there a way?
Thank you so much for stopping for six months. Holy shit.
I know. No.
Please, I don't want to help you. You know, I really do.
I know.
Can you see like an alright guy?
your
but you being boy
i'm not going to get
he asked me that my dad
that was it wasn't my being
he normally doesn't apologize
you know okay yeah i did that crap
yeah alright
you wouldn't say I did that copy what I did that shit yo yeah all true I mean
it's all true dog all right are we good to continue
Let's give it like the moment I think everyone we need is here. Okay. Yeah.
All right. Mike go back to the stand please. Yep Mike. But they have questioning on you.
How you doing, Mike?
Good dog.
That's good.
Hey, Mike, you are...
His lawyer just made out to be in for rubber bees.
God damn it.
He's back. He's back.
What can I see?
Ask him to look through his eyes, man,
and then get tackled by him
or let him tackle someone, whatever.
I'm so tired. I can't keep my eyes open.
I can't see no one here.
All right.
Hey, can we, can we stop?
Yeah, everyone.
What does that even mean?
I have no idea what that means, Mike.
No, he's going to take a nap.
He's going to go outside.
Okay.
and I think I'm locked
going with each eye all the kids it's like this it's like you can traffic with
them they're saying get me out of here set me free kill me
you look better than what it is
oh you look I'm not gonna say that we're in court
okay I was like what the fuck man
hold on hold on man
what did I do
too much work sometimes bad
yeah well I'm gonna throw punch creed at the end of this
he's in the ICU
he better fucking stay in the ICU
make sure you get picked uh one kind of content
I don't know how to get on that pulse.
Good.
And I can't.
Is it a slap?
Shame.
No, that was a punch.
He got one punched.
Good.
Check that because he's being a little bitch all day today.
His eyeball became like the size of a softball with massive.
What the?
Maybe he'll better see evidence in the future.
I'm sorry Mike, where do you work out to do that?
The hood is a plan of fitness man.
I mean, yeah, I've been like moving weight all weekend.
All right, are we ready?
Yeah, let's go back.
You have anything else that sends the question?
No, we've moved on past that.
Oh yeah, good point.
Let's go, love.
Hey, Mike Block.
Yeah.
Did you hold me up at gunpoint?
Yep.
Cool.
Hey, Mike Block.
Did you take my PD to issue radio?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, Mike Block.
Mm-hmm.
Did you get in a black sports car and flee the scene?
Objection leading to exon evidence.
Hey, Mike Block, did you get in a car?
She's on grass.
You could lead the hell out if you want.
That's a exon evidence, too.
It is an evidence.
It's insane, man.
He's cold.
I can answer it.
No, I didn't.
All right, well, you stated prior that you got into the car
and were shooting.
No, I didn't.
Which one is it?
Did you say it blacks it in?
I didn't say I got into a car.
I resided it.
Did you get into a car?
No, you didn't answer the resided question, actually.
What's happening?
I never said I got into a car, Your Honor.
I did not hear that, either.
OK.
I got one again.
Did you get into a car?
Nah.
How did you leave play to me?
All right.
Did you have crocodile on you today?
Oh yeah.
Did you get arrested with crocodile on you?
Oh yeah, no.
Do you have a weapons license?
No.
Did you have a gun on you today?
Oh yeah, yeah, big time.
Okay.
try to push a deputy off a bridge? No. Okay. I got no further questions. Yeah, no. I want
to say something. Also, you want to do it on your clothes? Man, charge me with driving
that license. But I had a license on me. And I don't know if they put that in evidence
or not but if they did it that's fucked up
your honor here to state
no it's a license
it says license
this has been ruled on already
yeah it's been ruled on several times
it's a id not a driver license
why the fuck does it say license
okay that was large
no clue
why it says that
if you look at it
if you look at it just then license went on top
what the f
Okay, yes, all right, that's terrible. You have the more I'll be jacked on out. I'm all right.
Okay, let's go with evidence. I like you into terrible. Do we have to? It was good.
You could be quick about it. Do what we think you very want me to look at.
All right, um, we'll highlight Mike Fox possessions at the time of the arrest. The police issued radio, the misdemeanor amount of crocodile on him.
I'd also like to highlight the multiple statements that were made prior to,
I'd like to highlight Mr. Sal's statement that was made during the police station interrogation.
That's all they got is statements.
That's all they got.
I would also like to highlight the automatic AP pistol that was found on Mr.
Block at the time of the arrest along with the SNS pistol and bullet casings
from the execution that is also listed in evidence.
Yeah, but I don't have that SNS pistol, right?
Yeah.
Also, that's the only case in.
Okay.
Do you have any evidence you want to highlight?
Yeah, sure.
We'll pull it up first.
Okay, we'll go to the report with, yep, where is Creeds? Creeds report.
Here yeah, we have the casing and the SNS
We have no photo evidence of any of this
We have no medical report
We have inconsistent statements
Pro fuck a deal what?
But I mean that's not my fault
Can't identify the other lady can identify what vehicle he was in
As well as, yeah, just no investigatory work except the statements for that whole situation.
So, yeah, through with what you want with that.
go to the next one. We'll do the LSPD report. What are we doing when people don't testify?
You still use the same one? Your Honor? Is it police statements? No. The civilian Katrina
I mean, you could have, yeah, you could have, like, asked to get that done after you trial.
Um, I'm asking now if it's still going to be considered.
I think we're, we're past that.
Yeah, we, yeah, we well past that.
Okay.
All right.
Well, no EMS records of anything involving Sal.
EMS records of anyone else and any of the other sustained injuries. Along with the very
shallow investigatory urge where we see a white sedan here, multiple times there's been
claims and statements about a black vehicle. There is no black vehicle in evidence, not
at one point. All they have is Mike Block's Primo. That's it. That's the only vehicle
at any time. They mentioned a black one. I don't see a black one.
I would like to point out that Mike Block never had an SNS pistol on him. I'd like to point
out there's no phone logs or proof or evidence of any video call, phone call happening in
between the contact of Sal and Olive. There's no evidence of that. It's not testimony,
Um, I will say that...
Who shit my pants? You shit in your own pants, boy!
Go to the next one. That's what we'll look at.
Here we go. Okay. 4873.
Pants, shit.
The PCSO report.
I'd like to point out that...
Sal, wait, sorry, one more thing I had to point on the other one, LSB report.
It says, I, Ella, by the way, was at Clampee.
My boyfriend, Sal, is going through a tough spot right now, at the becoming addicted to
Crocodile.
A new drug on the market, which is apparently a mixture of heroin and acid.
Your Honor, I think with common knowledge, anyone can declare the effects of heroin
and acid.
typical hallucination. It's been clinically proven in several different
situations. Now he told me that he was getting it from a man called Mike Block.
Also he's gotten it from him before. I'd like to confirm that.
I don't need to read it.
If you want to do part of that, I would close it.
All right.
Um, I'm just pointing out evidence, just a statement.
The man referred, can I read this one out?
No, just point it to it.
Okay.
Ella's statement completely contradicts everything
that's sales said almost, virtually almost.
And claims of an overdose, which yet again, we just don't have proof of.
Now we'll go back to the other one I was going to say, 48.9 already did that one, never mind.
We'll do deputy love statement one, the BCSL 4873.
Um. Um,
Sal claims he was stabbed. Never heard a testimony about sal being stabbed.
Um, yep. Uh, your honor, that's actually not accurate. Sal stated on his
testimony that he was stabbed. We also stated in my testimony that although
He did say that he was dead.
We had no evidence as to who was the stabbing.
I'll put it in self-care real quick.
They were in a project attached to the stabbing.
Exactly.
And my point, Your Honor, now.
No, they fucking did not.
You know, they didn't.
And also, no, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
The underlying situation is they have no evidence of that.
OK, keep going.
Either way, they have no evidence
that anyone was dead, frankly.
And they also have no evidence that anyone was shot in any situation.
They've cased him on the ground.
I'll give him that.
I'm not going to lie to the facts, but there's no a shot.
There's no recovering injuries, blood on the ground.
Who said anyone got shot?
OK, just to point out evidence, you literally
have to point like a clothes and face mask.
No, I'm just pointing out.
You got to go blood off for some blood.
Your Honor, he's full.
Our Hunter's Fun and Burden Crusade.
I've never played one.
Get that point out there and then do a quick-
That's a potential, AP pistol, photo.
Not, let's go through every single piece and discuss it.
Okay, alright.
I'll do it on closing.
Yes, you can do that too.
Closing, do you need time?
Warlock and Rogue are the only-
I only ever play Warlock, so.
Do we?
Do you want to do half and I do half?
I do half, but what?
But I guess I can do it again.
I would love a closing statement.
Yeah!
Right off.
You know.
You want half I get everything in within a minute.
I just said you got it dog.
Seven minutes like I need seven minutes.
No, there's no seven minutes.
That's all master for seven minutes.
I really would like to do close the death about a hundred times.
I have a minute and a half.
That's as long as close can be.
All right.
Get a time already.
Are you going first?
Yeah, you can go.
Okay.
Then take my shirt.
Or locks are one button though
I'm gonna play hunter cuz I've never played one
Does class really even matter at this point though or has it really ever even
What's the name of the person?
Ready, Your Honor?
Yeah, I'm ready.
It matters the most in Burning Crusade.
Really?
At no point.
This person said it matters a lot less.
I mean, a Nella statement, Your Honor.
She says, it claims that Sal is a drug addict.
we define that as multiple situations. And for Mella's testimony, which we're taking into
account, she claims that the drug is like acid and heroin, both clinically known to be hallucinogenic
and memory losing drugs. Now that frightening comparison gives us-
It's probably a blood-elf on her or an organ.
You dive into these testimonies.
Now I want you to really think about Sal's testimony.
Because Sal's testimony, he can't recall anything.
He said he didn't know what was going on for about now.
You've got to go over it.
But then there's no medical records.
And he even woke up in the hospital.
It's just unfair.
And even with what we have there,
it's dry and it's shallow.
All these shootings, they claim.
And all these investigatory work they do,
They claim, Olive got shot in the head.
There's no proof of that, there's no proof.
There was even a phone call with kidnappers.
The officer herself even said that she didn't know
who was on the other end of the phone.
She never heard another lady.
All we know about the facts in that situation,
Olive was shot in the hills.
Even if we wanna believe that,
we can play that, we believe that.
There's no proof that it was Mike Block
and that Mike Block was there.
that's time. You really have 10 seconds. She messed me up. Add 10 more. What's that?
Oh, I timed it. You're over. Okay, your honor, can I have an extra 15-20 seconds though?
10 seconds. Come on. Okay, buzzer beater. Mike Block is innocent on most these
charges and they did the bad job investigating and the facts are they
Yes, they are bad.
I give you a zero as Craig.
Okay, O'Connell, I'm going to let you be in charge of this room.
I'm going to bring Eric into the back to keep me safe, just in case something happens.
I'm going to say that.
Yep, I'm going to go back.
Let me just level boost that.
Am I not doing it? Am I not doing it?
You were like, we're set up.
No, no, she said no, I'm not going to do it.
I said, no, I won't do that at all.
I know you're really interesting words, but.
Can I talk?
OK, I asked you.
I said, you want to go first?
You said, no.
I said, you want to go?
You said, no, it's fine.
Just go.
Then she gave me a minute 30 time.
She knows.
And then she heard what I said,
and now she is relinquishing.
Coming back from that.
It is bullshit.
You think you can do it in a minute?
There's an order to this.
I get to go again then.
I always go last.
This defendant always goes last.
She's trying to chip.
Honestly, you know what, Honor?
It's fine.
Just go ahead to the back.
It's fine.
She's doing it again.
That's what she did at first.
It'd be different if my co-counseld
was decided to beat the suspect and then take off on me.
I feel good about this.
I didn't even watch him, guys.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Oh, Sal's in the back hiding.
What?
So it's preponderance of evidence.
They don't got no test.
So they're going to go based on the evidence they do have.
So they're not going to account no medical records.
They're going to account what they do have.
In a real case, if they didn't have medical records,
if they didn't have the blood on the scene,
if they didn't have the video calls report,
dang, jeez, it's over.
It's not preponderance of evidence.
And they always go with the state,
but they're going to, you might get a few off.
maybe attempt to murder. Oh my gosh. Fuck. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Abdul, I forgot.
I meant to say that, fuck, Roger and Olive never affirmed Sal was high. Olive never affirmed
Roger was high. They never affirmed each other took fucking drugs and no point. Go, go,
I mean it's only positions at this point. No, no
Warcraft shop services level 50
You're giving too much credit to the judge get me past this shit dog
Well, you failed your country.
I failed like little guys like you up to.
I'm not little.
I've worked so hard.
Abdull is a big guy.
He's a big strong boy.
What the hell?
I'm still going to talk to my son.
Of course I do.
What the fuck?
I'm just checking.
Can I have a drink?
No.
You can go buy one, you know.
What's in the epic pack?
Is it kind of worth it?
Yeah, you go get one for me, please.
Is it because I have a vagina, Abdull?
Is that why you're telling me to go to the convenience store and buy you water?
I didn't know you had one, sorry.
Yeah, I haven't been there.
That's surprising.
Ready?
You had two mouths and a boost.
I don't really, you know, think a lot about you, to be honest.
No, I don't.
Cold-hearted.
Damn, that was, that was cold-hearted, you know.
Hey, everybody, you know, she
targets me alive. I just want to
give a recap. You know, we did a good
job today, but I will say we're going to get
cut out. Yeah, we didn't cut out. We did a good
good job. But yeah, I always give you traffic
tickets. No warning. Never. No evidence.
Well, I hate you because you do your job.
We're just waiting for the verdict, but why am I buying this $60 when I know I'm not gonna play
I don't really lose virtually, but yeah, goodbye
Has anyone else done this bought the epic pack and fucking
Yeah, it's not played
Don't bother I'm gonna sleep on it before I spend $60 and just not fucking play
You're going to play for one hour to remember how boring class it is to quit.
I didn't play burning Crusade though.
It's a time sink if you don't have the time, don't do it.
I mean, if I could just play a couple hours a week, I could probably be ready to raid
by the time everyone is done with it, right?
They're trying to do they're throwing me off my gate
Every time I would have to question they would be talking to each other and they'd be like hey
I think we should just drop all the charges. Yeah, let's just drop all the charges that were screwed
They would whisper it so it's in my ear and they kept doing it
But they're full of shit and they did
Throw a lot of shit in the wall and see what stinks, you know
Oh, it takes seven days to get to 70.
Yeah, court terrorism.
Wait, imprisonment?
From 58?
When did you do that?
Holy shit, man.
I think when it came back, I think
it's hilling them up, they're trying to say it's imprisonment.
Oh, that's not from 58, man.
Oh, well, I'm not going to do for a month, you fucking idiot.
Technically, not as imprisonment.
No, I would never do that.
You know what Riley you would be the one by the time I got to 70
You would be
By the time I got to 70 people be killed in the fucking
That means you do your job Riley, and we hate it.
Oh, it freaked me for doing my job.
Ovating three times, they're going to get it once, even.
Yeah, they'll get it once, three times, three.
Is this the MSGD for Fort Wands?
Whatever they put the charges on.
I don't know.
I think it's Sanwell.
It's all the charges on the same.
Just Riley, do me a favor.
Just drop like half of them, just so we get them out of the way.
I'm just a cadet, sir.
Our
Also, I'm not involved in this at all, so I wouldn't have any of our
Why don't I don't understand what's that shit in China that soda was playing where it's like
Where it's like it's what the fuck is it it's like it's vanilla, but with like wrath
Time for
That sounds that sounds kind of sick
in that well who said he bought the car pdm come on I don't know well you don't
you just don't know what the fuck did we get that I use things all the buying
cars they didn't get SOD so blizzard game got them up in the drugs what are both
yeah probably two times you only you know what last time last time we should be
pushing torture in September they're gonna announce classic plus yeah I mean
I think it's a push they wanted it
Why would they release classic plus when they could just re-release like
Classic, you know, I mean just normal classic and people just buy it
They know
of them off. That will knock two off and then two evading off. And one felony cell off.
And one resisting off. So it's like the majority of them at this point. It's like five judge.
Who are you talking to?
I don't want to say one of the facts about you guys.
Yeah, everybody's talking to me.
I'm just tired as fuck.
I drank a C4 for this.
That's such a funny quote.
I drank a C4 for this bastard.
Oh, shit, man.
Toker eat an edible.
You should always smoke.
Edibles are insane.
It's an eight hour commitment.
That's just, that is such a long commitment.
I don't know I'm fucking 33 man I don't have time to be high for eight hours
anymore don't fucking riding me fuck
it's time to be high for eight hours
right baby I'm a baby I know I'm having
to be carried like a little princess
just you just smaller dose that doesn't
work then I'm just a little less high
but still for eight hours
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's
in the most flattering way.
Have you been you can put it on a
little bit of weight. It's the
shirt. It looks good. Yeah. It's
a tight fit. You like it? Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, don't need all
the weight. I wouldn't be very
I
Just I don't get it people have
Once a year in jogging and but I still don't get one good shit about me. You mean he's getting weight, right?
No, no, he's losing weight
Wait losing weight is being fit for you guys. That's awful. Why would you want to do that? You gotta get you're for more weight on
Yeah
I don't know, I like to be healthy.
But father was always losing weight.
Wait, you're calling me unhealthy?
No, I said I like to be healthy.
I do look sexy.
I do look maybe a little too skinny, actually.
Yeah, I could use some weight.
There's a difference between sexy and healthy.
On fire always looked at me as she's like,
you need to eat more.
You need to eat more.
And this gives me a lot of food.
I don't know.
She's not happy.
I understand that she got fucked in the head,
beat a bunch of officers on duty.
Did something else ended up in like a coma and then fired?
Oh.
Okay.
Well, to be honest, sounds like her.
They are thinking that you're gonna retain me or what?
Like when you were what?
Are you gonna retain me as a lawyer?
Honestly, I think so.
How much? How much you charge?
Well, you need a lawyer for a lawyer?
20 grand a month 20 grand I'll get fucking with you. I'm fucking with you
You fired on fire. I cannot stand you. I didn't do that. I didn't I didn't fire on fire at all
You guys got one in the Super Bowl but it makes sense that she did get fired
Who's in the Super Bowl
Real football yeah
She did it we had to teach her a word
Fuck you
She's quit RP and streaming okay, and it's my fault because we fired on fire. I literally ruined her career. That's what you're saying
like you guys always do.
I mean if you think about it, football's kinda like a little.
It's your soul.
Like, fix this.
It's more to it.
Let's get a group of...
Fix your fuck up fat ass.
It males wearing tight tight globlings and waddies.
Get them all sweaty and then push them into your color.
They're secure about their bodies, okay?
They're strong men.
They're very strong men.
Yeah, we know.
We all have manual secure about that audience and they're they're making my shit
neck brain injuries that's okay that's a lot of brain injuries all right well
like coffee players of the country
stop in football in high school because of the brain injuries yeah didn't go it
didn't last long that failed no bigger this much
I mean, it is except for you.
Wake up. Okay.
Tired. It's been a crazy weekend of our being.
We play hockey too.
It's taken out of me a little bit.
Well,
I mean, that could be beneficial though.
I guess.
I did the.
What is it?
To me.
What starts slamming cold birds at 2 30 in the morning.
Starts slamming cold brews at 2 30 in the morning
Yo, I just like when the RP is good
Like it's fine, you know, and I'll be good. It just it hits me. It's kind of draining, you know
It's gonna pay for a
No, he just trapped me in a question. He asked me, um, have I got any, anyone besides my clock? The answer is no.
And he asked me, uh, about if my clock gave me the money, and I said, yeah, today there was one incident, and he asked me, isn't there anything else?
I don't even know what it looks like phone slapping. If it looks dope, I'll probably pick it up.
Oh my God, you've been doing this for like fucking six hours. Can we not?
The last three questions
Please
We get it man
Crocodile looks no, yeah, I'm gonna try it on Monday. Just so I know what I'm doing to people in RP
I'm gonna try it in real life. I'm going to bed
I gotta go flood the city dog
Yeah, I'm about to go to Beijing and pick up another pack dog. I can stand wherever the heck I want
Fat Tony down, please
Nice job, what's the average price of a pinball machine it really just depends there there isn't an average price
It depends on what you want.
It just, it depends on what you want.
You can get a head start sale.
Yeah, anywhere from 4,015.
Okay, yeah, there you go.
Mike's not going to president.
Not a chance.
We have bullies.
I thought they were like 1500 no
Fuck no man. Hey
There's a lot. There's a lot of engineering that goes into it. It's all mechanical
And it all in every single game has to be pieced together pretty much by hand. You know what I mean?
Like it's not like other shit where it's just being like put together by machines in a factory that shit all has to be made by hand
I can't discuss it because it's not my case.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, it's something that happens when you know when this is can't keep your shit straighter, you know, uh...
Bustin' the shit thing, just like the logistics and shit.
Well, I don't know if they were junkies, you know, it's really hard to be a junkie when you know the truck hasn't been around, but, you know...
Tell them I'm a lawyer.
After they require repairs.
Uh, it depends on the game.
Not as much as you'd think.
Just occasionally.
Cross-recuit?
OK.
Who's Blanchard?
Alessa Blanchard.
Blanchard?
Yeah.
She's a deputy, I think.
It just abends, man.
It really just abends.
How do you like that weight's challenge,
where you try to roll the bar over your feet,
then see if it goes faster?
You know your rag?
No, I know I.
Do you think when you're on streaming when you're like 80, you'll have a giant weiros of pinballer kids?
You think I'm going to quit streaming when I'm 80?
What the fuck am I going to do after that?
I can't believe you said I looked better before.
I imagine I'll probably just die on stream is what I imagine.
Oh shit, she's laying down.
your back's just gonna be gone in like a year.
That's why I'm laying on my back.
And let me write that up and then I'll put it on the docker.
To be fair, I kind of thought I'd be shot by now,
but I honestly, these might be good love crimes.
I haven't been shot since.
I mean, just like, you know, I'm not feeling good.
I have dual comparatives.
You know, when he gets shot in the gut,
you know, he's got that extra, you know,
basically extra punch.
How do they move the light there?
Yeah, I haven't gone.
One going up and down, the other going left and right.
way since I got these. That's too expensive. That's like a work at PDM again, which I
should probably do. Yeah, anything is an option. Oh my god. No. Why you don't like it?
That's nothing my place. When I when I can walk my my ass can go one way and the rest
my body can go another.
No, I find my face to share my opinion.
Is it cool if I go live?
No, please don't.
Can one of your deputies go into the evidence lock
and see if that as an asset is in there?
For the money?
It is.
They got to go to the...
I'll do it, just because I know which one it is and everything.
I
Did this whole fucking thoughts or shoot
Hey, what up, it's your boy
Hey, deputy you got anything to say for the video
you know, what's up, uh,
you know, what's up here.
We're at the court.
No, I did not know that idea.
I still is in.
No, the pretty test.
I was only 100
No, it's yeah, but you didn't get it yet
He didn't find it yet, isn't that right?
No, he did.
Wait, he found it?
Yeah.
No, he said he's looking for it.
Oh, are you okay?
Did you give it to him?
I'm really angry.
Did you give it to him?
Yes, I know.
I'm very angry.
What do you do?
I told him I didn't want to push the charges and I wanted to wait and he went ahead and pushed them anyway after I told him no.
hold him no and then he did it he did a ass job on scene and then he decided to
punch the suspect in the face in the middle of open court and then fucking
leave hello yeah but yeah but she apologized I honestly was trying to
And I didn't punch him, I pushed him, it was different.
Motherfuckers!
Oh, damn you!
I don't know where you are!
I only walked right over here.
I don't know where she is, I got my phone out.
Get off your phone!
Okay, who's the judges over there?
Is it the judges?
Yeah.
I don't know, I don't know where the judges are.
I don't know where the judges are.
I can just leave, right?
Let's say, named Ben.
I've been known.
Other these goofy little guys.
Mike.
We all want to leave. You gotta wait. If you can you stop stepping on me.
I don't know.
Yeah. She's disrupting the walkway. The public walkway.
And I like the one case. There are multiple credible witnesses.
not my fault you're in the way all of you is in the way get away from me
you get off your phone you old man I'm recording I'm taping him
He is. Oh, look at him.
Give me my grandfather.
I found someone in the MDT who was born in 2007.
Why is no one here following him?
I know, so that's the boys I made.
Now he's legally able to go.
Who else?
You know.
I can't remember his name, but some guy was born in 2007.
It's not weird.
What do you mean?
Too bad.
You're kind of you're kind of staring what
Graceful so graceful. We need a ball pit. It's what we need me
I need a bull pit with some slimes.
A bull pit. It's called a bull pit.
It's called a bull pit.
You can do a bull pit.
Thank you.
Yeah, I gotta get this energy out, dawg.
Yeah, I fucking...what energy?
The search screaming to my Instagram video.
Ahh!
I counted a C4 for this and now my whole body's a chain.
I feel like I'm gonna tuck and turn off.
God, I should have done that.
What did you get that for?
It was like I'm on my knees.
And I pounded a whole C4 and now my body's like itching like I'm on the fence.
Mike, I don't think you're allowed to sit down.
Who cares?
It's just a chair. It's not even back yet.
Can I sit there?
If I get caught, it's just gonna add charges.
Yeah. No.
Wait, this is good for the video.
although you did rack up quite a bit of contempt charges so even if I know I've
kind of I kind of wanted to some way yeah
You know what I'm saying?
My brain hurts.
You know what I'm saying?
Good castle?
I want that shroud.
What do we have this?
How long has this been going on?
Like six hours?
Dude, I don't even know.
Dude, it's like two and a half.
This is the biggest, there's the longest windstripe I've ever seen.
At this point I really want to...
Maybe
Brother that was you
bitches where do you say that they have
seniority
I should just want prison on you
that's gross
hey what's going on with the mines
that sucks b.s. man
the mines?
you want to talk about imprisonment
that's imprisonment right there
they get open voluntarily
people come voluntarily
no yeah but people don't come
voluntarily too
yeah sometimes they round them up
Okay, and that's all right. No
No big bones did
Yeah
On the side of the road don't matter who they are
You just take them off you take them to the quarry and then you're like oh
Now you have a fine. Okay. Yeah, you're like a plug-in lawyer. I mean now I am I
She did that dog
I've seen move around like this was X. Yeah. X. X.
Here. Come on. Come on.
I never thought there'd be a day that I'd bang a criminal.
You really just get along.
OK.
Yeah, this is real good for the video.
All right, courts back in session.
How much storage is this?
All rise.
For judge.
I'm ending my life.
I have risen.
OK.
Let's start with the naquilties first.
Oh, there's some.
The measurement of a government employee, not guilty.
I don't think it'll, the Lude knows
testify how long a lot was held.
That's what's up.
That's my fault.
Okay.
That could have really been something else,
but it still didn't testify how long.
It's the gentleman of time to be held.
not guilty to one count of felony assault and what one time one count of
existing events not guilty yeah now let's do the other guilty's kidnapping
guilty criminal possession of class 1 by arm guilty possession of government
equipment guilty. William made it. I took it off. Sorry. Sorry,
your honor, my brain just exploded at the start of that. Can
you start over?
Well, the guilty is not guilty.
So I can remove the knock.
Sorry, can I not remove the knock?
Hope I didn't break your mind.
I'm getting T.O.M.I.D.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm guilty for one count of
salt.
Kekopa.
Wait, am I getting guilty for
kidnapping Olive?
Yeah.
Shut up.
There's actually no proof.
One California thought guilty
I'm getting tt'd evading
All three of you guilty. You know what I think gtrp has actually been missing just batch it insane judges
We're just actually doesn't make any sense
Destined of a control dangerous substance
Guilty he really take a giga drug down him. Yeah, I do
I don't know why I made the judge.
He did that crap.
Lars says he made TT a judge and I laughed.
And he said, I'm going to do it.
And I said, OK.
Possession of a crack on firearm.
Guilty.
He had a weapon on him that wasn't his.
He even admitted having the AP pistol.
You see the vision?
OK.
Kidnapping.
I'm just gonna sit back and wait for my I told you so it's cuz those sometimes those are sweet
Sometimes I find I'm fine more pleasure in that
Think she was hungry
Yeah, she's eating for three now I
Keep going
Kidnapping guilty
I think it's not true.
We have the first to be motor part.
Yeah.
But we're doing it right through the bank.
I had to think a lot on this.
We have a step three in the shot in the peanut code.
The attack to think like this.
We have all of claiming Mike was on scene.
Oh, come on.
We have all of and all of us now talking about what video call.
Yeah, but he didn't say that.
He also has testimony of love.
It's just a testimony.
And all of it, all of on the other side, yelling and all
that stuff.
But not Mike, but not Mike.
No Mike.
Yeah, no Mike.
not they did not they said it did not hear Mike yeah or the other lady that is a true thing
but we still have all of them yeah well all of said Mike was there that wasn't
wait what's the verdict you're on hi dog i'm he can't be a judge man there's just no way right
I'm just gonna let Lars do whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned until the elections
are allowed it's his GOJ but there's just no way.
I'm gonna have to say not guilty on this because he could have changed it but he decided he
could have changed it.
Wait but then how did I get kidnapping?
He changed what?
He decided to attack Mike after he came back because even though they said the
Okay, so just to be clear, your honor,
session of government equipment, one count of resisting,
one count of controlled adrian substance,
nine count of contempt of court fine,
one count of kidnapping,
one count of criminal possession,
three counts of evading,
one count of felony assault,
three counts of contempt of court time,
and one count of operating and motor vehicle without a license.
Yeah.
I got a question. Can you explain the kidnapping the case?
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, like, well, I can't get you
I'm really trying to put in the shoot. Yeah, right.
All of this day, she stole you on the scene itself.
Now, that's all it takes.
Oh, like, that was my bad.
That was my bad. I should have hit all of this.
All of it's really the only one that even constructed the kidnap and...
Okay, so...
You don't have to talk about the kidnap and part.
Wait, but what if she lied?
Dog...
All right.
Yeah, like, you lied.
Now, let me...
If you guys are gonna put a registry on that, that would have 100% Ben Guilty.
I can't place you there.
I'll have sent it.
It probably would not be what he did his part in the flame where the ethnic pistol
came from.
That would have a pain and a much bigger picture of who is on that scene.
Yeah, but how did the kidnap him?
Yeah, the kidnap him.
Not the first one.
Oh, the kidnap him?
All right.
Yeah, all of it's really the only one that talked about the kidnap.
You said I was guilty of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but how?
Oh, man.
No one else contested it.
I contested it when I said not guilty.
That's really all you said.
Yeah, that's me contesting it.
One place at the scene, I appreciate it.
I'm trying to say that all of the testify on that that they did that, but all you, you're
later dead.
These should not know.
Wait, so if I plead not guilty to something, wait, yeah, I said no, I did it.
Your honor, we did contest it.
your honor, if we're just breaking shit down here, the definition of imprisonment of a government
employee is false imprisonment of a government employee who is clearly identified as a play by
location, uniform, or circumstance. You also admit it to, it doesn't matter. Yeah, I admit to you,
be a man you know it's like both sides are just confused and laughing
all right so for the total extended amount of time
there's all you're on it yeah it says it keeps someone in an
area all restrains them you have a no one at the same time one
person said that but wait hold on just not to get too derailed we
did contest it I said I didn't kidnap her and she said I did kidnap
her and you and you admitted to holding me up which is
But Sal but Sal in the other one never said that Mike kidnapped
Roger did including
What's your name?
Before I pass out again, we are final with the charges your honor as you've come to verdict
I don't give a fuck. I just gotta know how I got kidnapping
I have I have the possession of government women resisting possession of contraband nine counts of contempt at court fine
One kind of kidnapping one kind of criminal possession of class one three counts of the baby
No
I should have pulled her and asked her did you see it? They would have all said no
All right, do you want him to receive?
I hate when judges do this shit when they're just shrugging they're like the lawyer didn't mention it and it's like dog
Four hours
No, I just need food
I'm sorry, I gotta know how I got kidnapping
All right
Is it is it after no
She added nine contempts
Yeah, every time you said added I added it. Let's bench trial the uh oh my god
yeah we got a bench trial. We got a bench trial. We can't bench trial in town.
Can we wait I got nine contempts. Motion for jurisdiction change of the city on
the bench trial for this. So how long have you been read?
uh 115 you said to me it for a hundred and fifteen months after we've been here for four hours
that's what i was asking him i was asking him if he wants a reduction on the time since we've
been here for so fucking long i don't need to get screaming that's not tired i have no
more nice love let me go to fucking sleep or we're gonna start cursing people out
I'm gonna go to bed or I'm gonna crash out.
You're on it.
Could Mike make a statement, a personal statement to you to hope to knock time down?
No.
It's just it was four hours and I got so bored.
Can I give you a reduction, please?
It was, it was four hours longer and I, it's four hours long and I got really bored
and I'm sorry.
You're on it. And I mean that. He said officer's discretion. I'm sending you to prison. For
how long? For a fucking month. Good night. Hold on. Hold on. You said I could talk after.
You said I cut officer's discretion and sent him. Am I sending him to jail or not? No,
I have to know how I got kidnapped. I'm just going to sleep until I know. Now you
You both testify that you cannot,
all of the, you cannot,
there's two people the least thing,
you got kidnapped, you're kidnapped, girl.
All right, that's fine.
That's good, time to send in the person.
All right.
You got a bunch of junkies.
Yeah.
They also all admitted to being drug addicts.
Thank you, your honor, for your verdict.
Good night, my block.
All right, OK, I guess love just gets
to decide when I'm done interacting with people
and then living in the world together.
It's love's decision.
Go ahead.
Can you tell you on the after for one month, honey?
Oh, cool.
All right, I'm happy with that.
Was that what you said last time?
Hey, Tony, good job.
Good job, Tony.
Talk to me a little bit.
Good job, Tony.
I was playing for you.
Love to send you.
Are you sure?
Are we sure?
Mike, do you have any objections to me sending you?
So that I got kidnapped because two people said I did it?
I'm not just trying, you know.
That's crazy.
I wasn't just saying you did it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, OK.
And you said, nah, I did it.
Well, what the fuck are you?
No, I thought you were just a drunk.
I thought you could be easy way out.
OK.
Just fine.
2v1 GG!
Good night, Junk.
Alright, good night, y'all. You get to send me.
Are we sure? I'm not gonna get stabbed tomorrow for it?
Alright, have a good time. Thank fucking God.
2v1, what's the problem?
every cops he did it to me all right he's
killed it wasn't even the cops saying he
did it it was to get fast food workers
that also admitted to being high on
drugs today
oh well like we need to keep TT as a
a judge. I like I said that that was I told Lars on Wrangler I was like no
there's no way and he said I'm gonna do it and I said okay don't cut a shorter
OC no I'm not gonna do that I I would never do I would never do that I'm
not I'm not gonna do that I I would never do that I don't care I don't care
that much. Lars, it's funny. Yeah, actually. Okay.
Lars is the rift of the DOJ.
I guess it kind of evened out a little bit in the end. I guess it all comes out in the wash,
as they say. Because I did get the kidnapping, but I didn't get the imprisonment of a
government employee when I 100% showed up because I did admit to it so I guess it
just it's kind of all units out I suppose
I didn't say how long did the time it lasted.
You know, I can tell you 100% what happened there.
I'm gonna tell you what happened right now.
I actually will shut down OOC is
How it went back there and I guarantee you they did a fucking judge panel and they always every fucking time
Overcooked the shit out of it, man. I will shut that down OOC. I don't like the judge panels. I really fucking know
I'm just I'm not a fan. I
Hate the judge panels I have
Forever I don't like those
They're fun
They always get so overcooked and it just it drives me up the fucking wall, man
Yeah, it should just be in that situation it should just be to me
Just come into his own conclusions, you know what I mean, that's it
All the bench trials take so long
You know, one thing I should talk to you about Lars OOC is like, hey, if it's looking like
a bench trial is going to take longer than an hour, I don't know, we got to figure that
out too.
They probably shouldn't have been allowed to have four witnesses.
Two hours...
Uhhh...
I mean, two hours max, man.
Two hours... I feel like two hours should be considered like, that's like a long bench trial.
But judges need to be good about...
For bench trials, limiting the amount of...
Um...
Limiting the amount of witnesses like just three and then limiting the amount of questions
They really need to like when shit's just dragging be like all right. Come on. This is about trial. Let's keep it moving, you know
Still waiting on jury trials, I mean I didn't I didn't I didn't really expect jury trials to be a thing
immediately
There's not a ton of huts that people are really fighting the DOJ is still being formed as it goes
It doesn't help TT gets walked over a court half the time look man, I'm not a TT hater
I like TT is a is a court clerk is a supporting character. I do I just I don't think I
Don't think he's got that dog in him to be a judge. I just don't man
I don't. I just don't.
But it fucking lars? You know, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. I don't give a shit.
Because maybe I'm wrong. I'm wrong daily. I'm constantly wrong. So maybe I'm wrong, yeah.
I
Said he goes line on curves because he feels bad as the VA
Yeah.
I remember that.
Why are all the married ones taken?
Some crime is okay.
Well, my crime is a treat.
Oh, man.
Boy, I hope I don't get pulled over.
I
Landed it
Did you roll with the four cases an L
I think
you asked me I just heard a lot of door shut you asked me I think I think it's
I think it's a W because the card is not valid.
611.
Oh yeah, right.
We gotta fix this, I figure it out, it's so weird.
Um, yeah, the attempted murder got dropped.
Dude, GT's logic is so funny to me, because like, if I'm guilty of kidnapping there, I
feel like I'm also definitely guilty of attempted murder.
you know what I mean right because the kidnapping is that's where she got shot
she got shot after you know he said anything could have happened after the
kidnapping I mean that's like the opposite of beyond reasonable though
that's so funny man I'm a lot like I said I'm not gonna say anything oh see I
I don't care if Lars has a vision whatever
You've been to holding up love and he found you not guilty
Yeah, I absolutely did it okay well obviously Mike block is not guilty here
That's an innocent man
Please say something about the judge panel. I will I don't want them to get into the habit
So I don't want them to get into the habit of that
This is human man's fault I could see that just completely accidentally fucked everything up
it's howlet a judge I think they're I think they're gonna make howlet a judge I think howlet is a
good judge is no it's I'm more excited for the I know how I want to be a cop
I'm more excited for the judge elections we got a roll that should oh shit I got
some range of this fucking thing I can go to the lobby
That's a good medicopter right there
All right guys
Let's play some where wins meet for two hours could we um
Could you be favorite we get a title change title change going
title change explanation point where wins meet guys if you're going to leave I
encourage you to stay because I do love this game but if you're going to leave
please click that link it does help me out a lot just give that little link a
click on your way out check out the website if you're gonna leave that's
fine so you're more than welcome to but please on your way I'll give that
a little link a click a little link a click that alone is very helpful so thank
you okay where wins needs we got the title updated yep I think so no almost
What about this great new game? I'm gonna tell you about it.
Title is updated. I'm gonna refresh just to double-check so I make sure I'm doing my job.
Yep, there we go.
All right, we gotta put an ad in this.
I'll do it. I got it. Gotta put an ad in this.
Hashtag ad. Or they will be mad.
Uh...
Hashtag ad.
There we go.
I'm going to be playing normally.
But before I do that.
I want to talk about.
I want to talk about spotlight mode.
Okay, let's talk about spotlight mode guys.
It's a new thing in where when meets not politics.
It's a new thing in where when meets not politics
Spotlight mode you can look at this guy. Oh, Jesus shit new performance mode
Coming February 6 want to bring your favorite photos or videos to life guys you can upload them and
Watch them transform
Okay, and to personalize dynamic performances. Okay, get ready to shine in your own cinematic moments
It's going to be in, uh, where wins meet version 1.3 springs bliss.
Okay.
All right.
Look at this.
Look at this guys.
Incredible.
Look at that.
That could be fantastic.
Yeah.
Look at that.
That's right.
You can make them, uh, crump.
I guess we could probably get a video of some crumping and we could make them do it.
Perhaps we could do that.
You can do that if you want to.
All optional, where?
Winds meet, guys.
And play now.
Let's get in there. Folks, I love this game.
This is unironically one of my favorite games on Earth that's ever been created and I'm not
kidding. I love this game so much. It's very good.
wins me. Let's get right into it. Where was I at last? I want you, I love it. I love it
so much. It's free to play. Actually, I haven't spent a cent on this. Real. It's completely
free to play. Download it, check it out. It has some cosmetic. You're using a controller.
Skip. How much would you pay if I could for this game? There's actually a surprising
amount of content. There's a surprising amount of content in this. Millions. Petrillions
even.
It's like a
quibillions.
All right, let me see what I'm up to now.
Now, I'm telling you that much.
Now, that bitch low.
Sorry, Mike Block.
Two people said you bit it.
GG for you, buddy.
Shit.
OK. What's the lore behind whole pounder?
Makes fences for a living.
Sorry buddy, those drug addicts said you did it.
That was a terrible ruling, but very funny.
Yeah, it probably helped that it was 4 in the morning and everyone is feeling goofy
as shit.
So I started this at 320, that means that I'm ending stream at 520?
Okay.
All right, let's lock in.
Yep
Block in buddy
Just drink a C4
Hey chairs, I'll drink a C4 that
13 hour stream
What was yesterday an 11 hour stream how long am I playing this game for two hours?
Yeah, I had to stop drinking energy drinks because they were making my heart
They're gonna be heart palpitations. So I was like, I should probably stop drinking this shit
So I don't drink him anymore, so I did like energy drinks. So that kind of sucks
But I still do drink a lot of caffeine
Oh
Key time
No more no no more sugar-free red bulls man
No more I'm done with it. I'll tell you what chap this game actually is pretty fun
You guys should consider playing it it's very fun
what the fuck?
okay
hey pretty fun that that's a good view these days
Okay, I actually...
White monster, no, his name is White Devil.
Can we expect Chase where wins meat servers?
What the fuck, I'm all the way back here.
Oh, yeah, I got this crazy shit now.
I keep seeing ads for that mushroom coffee.
Mushroom coffee?
Is that becoming a thing?
Oh, no.
Uh-uh.
Don't be nervous. I heard there. Oh no. Uh-uh
Do I start this over here, I think
The fuck is mushroom coffee
We love pet to long time
Big boy. It's a scam supplement. What's it supposed to do?
It's supposed to do something?
I restart. I think I can't. Guild war.
We start...
Yeah.
We'll look...
We'll research shit, alright.
Any bad concerns for earthy tasting?
I like some earthy tastes like uh Chad I have no idea where that fucking hole is
Well, fuck it can't be too far from here.
She's in a building, inside the big tower.
Not this one, right?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Whole pounder can't find the hole.
Shut up.
That guy said something about Ruby.
I hate believing it.
Play dead.
She dead.
No.
You really wanna see where wins me?
Hey, Penta, I love the role-player server it has made.
For so many people, I hope it continues to do well.
Thank you so much for your beautiful comment.
Chase role-play truly is the best server.
Lots of people saying it.
many people are saying that
the best server that's ever come out
everyone loves it
chase roleplay number one
being chill and money time
i want to join your fucking guild
Oh, talent one. Very talent, Mr. Big Fat Ass.
I'll chase ever come back use my Sherpa character have we met the winds I'm working on it
I'm working on it.
Descend. Let's fucking descend, bitch.
How many hot dogs am I going to eat tomorrow?
I mean, I'm probably just going to stream throughout the whole fucking Super Bowl.
I don't really give a shit about it
Seers question how much cardio do I do I mean I go up and down my stairs a few times a day. I feel like that's pretty good
Sometimes I take the you know once a week I take the trash bin to the curb. That's getting some seps in
Super Bowl tomorrow who's even playing Seahawks Patriots? I
Got Patriots by 14
Got five million dollars on that
for now. If I lose that bet it's another 10 years of streaming for me guys.
Yeah I think Bill Billcheck is gonna do a great job this year
as he does always. Very excited for that.
Great coach.
Oh.
Come on.
There it is.
Oh.
Hello.
Is it me?
You're looking for...
I'm looking for...
I'm looking...
I'm looking for
Drake bet on the Patriots I
Haven't heard any music from Drake ever since Kendrick Lamar made a song about him being a pedophile
Which I mean, I it's probably just kind of hard to come back from that
He made a whole album that's awesome, so that's probably GG for him, right
You're missing he's only known for Degrassi.
I liked Young Money Drake.
I know it's popular to not like Drake, but I think when he was doing stuff with them,
it was good.
I think that was good.
That's about all I like though.
But you know the kids these days.
Who even, you know, these kids these days.
We got to grow up with Eminem and Olayn.
Who do kids have?
Who's like, who's like the rapper?
Who's like, who's like the big rapper of the zoomers?
No clue, juice world, lulled toe, lulled toe, it's kind of a cool name, ice spice, Kendrick
Or Tyler
This Kendrick is a pretty good pick, I guess
Our society's cooked I'm just wondering what like the next really big music genre is gonna be
I don't even know I hope it's rock and roll again
Do you feel that way?
Indy?
A ron of country.
Randy Wrangler let's go.
Donkey Kong type beats.
Why do I feel like riding it this way will only make on even angrier
I'm leaving with yi-dal farewell aunt hon may we meet again in the jungle
J start peeking up on 10,000 discord members. That's pretty cool
feels like k-pop's blowing up right now oh no no man no more weeb shit please not case
K-slop. K-pop? Nah, K-slop.
Oh, Luke is going to be happy.
K-pop's pretty popular already.
So sweet combat to this game is sick. I'm telling you
Which is like they keep one to sponsor me every weekend, and I'm like yeah, that's cool. I'm down
Just keep playing
I wonder when I'm going to run into people though, probably because I'm in the low zone.
Did I fight a boss for eight hours on sponsored no not that long, but a bit
Yeah, I want to take quite that long
If he keeps saying that don't keep sponsoring him
China, I'm ready to sell out to the Chinese. I
Actually am I told Pete I was like get me on a plan to China
Fuck this I'm ready
I've reached a point in my career where I'm ready to fucking sell out to a foreign nation do a propaganda tour
That's a single player. No, it's not
Thank you.
Holy shit I just met where wins meet.
Am I going to where wins meet con this year?
Maybe I got a plan for chase gone though.
Fucking sakes.
Some fuckers do so much damage.
I hate them.
I don't even think you can kill him.
Yo Barbies does the catering.
Chase Con sponsored by Barbies.
Nothing I brought a jar of aunt Han's 10 year wine
I'll open it for you
Not just that jar
I
Under sweet wine tower for years a whole pile of it
I'll come back for them someday now that I've left. I wonder who win tonight's first jar banquet
Oh, you mean you could have been a danger then, weren't you?
I've spoken.
I went after getting his message, what many people left in the city, it could barely
speak.
Are you asking what you want tonight or what's better in general?
secret
So damn many after us I carried him killing and running oh in general the Sun under the moon in the rain
It's it's what a burger
Where was I running you a patty mound then you can you get a patty mill you dip it in gravy?
I forget he just died on my back without a word
I
Mean question mark when I found good. I saw his face clearly
I don't know if he said anything else. I just kept doing what he told me before
Yeah, that's a good meal
Later cross in the Yellow River the straps holding him broke
He fell in
Well
Jikes
In this river all shall fade to bear
Oh
I can down
Let's get going you fucking weird
Soon, Aung Chung-shun will want to hear your runaway story.
Let's go.
All right. Come on, whole pounder.
Hard to let go, huh? He'll turn and turn back.
It is hard, but I won't regret it.
Oh boy chooses consistency shits from time to time but value for money pickpenta
I don't know what what are you talking about what do you mean yeah so true you're saying
I'm consistent I think so I think it's important to be consistent as a streamer
It's really important to keep keep keep people in the routine of clicking your stream and
Immediately just dragging it to the second monitor
To me that is important
Consistently large
So I finally got into a good arc on chase. I feel like I've been struggling a little bit to get something going that felt good
Maybe I got too cop-locked. Oh my god, dude
The consistent till you announce a vacation that gets canceled by a crazy storm of forest fire
Yeah, I gotta take more vacations though, man.
I feel like I don't take enough and I should like...
experience life or something.
Holy shit.
Guys, is there time for this?
You're burning down our nation.
I'm gonna visit the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone.
All ruined overnight.
Whoa.
It's a good mic block art, that's for sure.
who died 16 years ago who for wait until later later this world doesn't work like that if i don't go
there will be no later you expect me to wait yeah i'm done waiting oh sure what makes it
Oh
That's kind of hard
I was born to defy every edgy teenager ever I give that same speech every time my coupon
gets denied for being expired honor the coupon coward
Oh my god! Well, yeah.
Uh-oh.
I actually did. Yeah, game over. Roll the credits. Dark Souls 3 time. Let's go.
What the fuck?
Wait, Blade is a sick name.
Holy shit.
I'm not sure I can slow walk, I can't.
Hello.
Justin, are you alright?
I'm fine. Almost met my husband.
Oh wait, where'd you come from young master? Do you know how to get out of here?
No.
I found a fire from the old temple and rushed back.
You will hide in the mountains while I go rescue the others.
Now he's hiding. He tried to run out but ended up right back here.
Like some cursed maze. Must be some immortals doing it.
What am I-
Wait, is there a gun you can unlock actually?
I
Get the hell off
You guys see that chick that tried to catch the katana on all stuff
Damn those things are sharp, huh
Yeah, some chick was like showing off her katana to her stream and it like fell out of the fucking sheath and
she tried to catch it and she caught the blade.
That shit looks like it hurt
Those bitches get sharp
Yeah, I didn't know swords were so sharp man. What the fuck?
That's not good.
There's one time when I was, uh, some time when I was seven, maybe even younger.
No.
Probably like seven or eight.
Um, my grandma had this exercise band.
I was just being a dumbass. I was just fucking around a bit and I was like putting on my foot and like just stretching it out
And I stretch out as far as I couldn't like snap back and just hit me right in the fucking head like right in the face. Oh
My god, dude, I couldn't see for like 30 seconds. I thought I'm blinded myself
Just dumbass good shit
I love China. That chase RP we welcome our new Chinese overlords. Very big supporter of China,
the Chinese people and their culture and their games. We love China. Oh this could be a good
mechanic for chase rescue the people in the burning but not building
What up yo?
Who's saying Ruby's a ghost?
Oh Ruby, what the fuck?
It's where we dead this whole time.
Oh yeah, Goon used to play that, shoot an arrow straight up in the air and run.
Yep.
We played that.
Laundarts? You know Laundarts actually are illegal.
Is that crazy?
The government actually had to step in and be like, no, no, you guys can't play this
anymore.
Oh, wait, can you still find him on eBay?
He's with low brain, hiding in the room farthest south.
I'll take you.
You get yourself the sweet wine tower.
I'll get them out.
All right.
Be careful, young master.
You bet on yes.
Wandards.
They got something, they're not the good ones though.
Now he's on a list buddy I'm on more list than you can imagine
I'll draw them away, lure them to the river, and swim for it!
I don't want to join your guild, you dumbass.
Holy shit, I just don't know how to go.
He's just sitting here taking it
Oh
Pet is alive when I leave work
Are you fucking the fuck are you American are you British you can also work at four in the morning
You're a bartender
That's just not bad though
I know some I knew some bartenders were they would really I mean ecologically said really only just have to work Friday and Saturday
good for the week off tibs you know
hello bartender I get to I get paid to hang out with my friends oh so you're a
bartender at a dive bar with like five people
I never did that I've done everything else just about everything else at a bar not bartending
though no it's in Brooklyn we have a ton of regular I see but people just hang out there
or yeah or everyone's their friend that's cool you know I feel like bartending probably
really isn't a bad gig. Bartending was fun. Yeah. You make good money. Until you hit 35.
I mean, I don't know, man.
We do what you love, who cares, you know?
If you like it, fuck it. Who gives a shit?
You could become one of those really, like, sick bartenders off, like, bar rescue and shit.
Or, like, those famous, like, Vegas bartenders.
If someone could get out and guide us from the hideout, that would help.
If we could get out, wouldn't we all look left already?
We're going in circles.
Hey, remember me, the dude where your friend recommended me your channel?
Oh yeah!
Let's go back. The people should hide inside, speak my mind.
Yeah, yeah, of course. What's up, man?
How could I forget that it's that it's that yeah, it's that guy
I watch you explain GTA standard. Oh, he got damn Jesus chappy. What the hell was that?
stabs I work at a music venue we have
lol John Pitbull Godsmacked Five Finger
again jokes are open that's not a bad
lineup I would never want to see Five
Finger that I didn't even know they
still were around stealing your fuse
doing a sponsor stream I'm saving you money
wait was he streaming sand address or was he just saying he was playing it
oh he's streaming oh there you go
you think the entire chat was gonna leave to watch that guy play sand address
maybe I don't want to find out it could happen I mean I'm kind of want to watch
some San Andreas all of a sudden
one I do like some say
She's got back from watching that guy play Santa Dress.
I cannot believe Five Finger Death Punch.
They're really still around, huh?
Who is the fuck is seeing Five Finger Death Punch?
Boomers?
My brother and his wife, really big five finger heads, huh?
How do you know?
You crawled through that crack just a few days ago.
My dad?
Anyway, I keep it out.
Dude, I legitimately believe that my dad does not like music.
I have never heard him listen to a song, which is so weird.
How do you not like music, right?
I've never heard him talk about it.
The only time he's ever talked to me about music
He said in the 70s or yeah, I'm like the and like the late 70s
They would take ass and go see Led Zeppelin radio turned off dude. I have never heard him listen to us on
in my life
Who the fuck doesn't like music? I don't think he does
I've started to mainly listen to YouTube videos and podcasts and serve music.
I'm such a boomer, I have a radio on my nightstand that I turn on and I'll just listen to the
radio.
I just don't like it. I don't know.
It's like an FM. It's like an AM FM radio. I'm just listening to it.
Like a boomer? You do listen to local rock station morning shows?
I don't even listen to that. I listen to just like, um...
Well, the key is to listen to local stations at 2 in the morning when there's no ads because
no one wants to buy the ad space.
I don't know, I just like it.
It is very boomer-ish of me, though.
Oh, this guy just got out of there.
I'm getting a little fucked up.
time to meet the wind
I've heard now this is just what I've seen on reddit, okay, so grain of salt, but I've
heard that Lil Jon has been uh, has been a little bit of a mixed bag, you know what
I mean?
But wait a minute, did his son just die?
Like yesterday?
Or was that someone else?
Yeah, I think his son just died yesterday, that's not good.
Yeah, that is sad.
This game PvE or PvP, that is a great question that I should know the answer to.
I tell you what, if you want to find out you can download this game for free.
Shappy or just someone does, actually it doesn't matter.
Explanation Boy, where wins me? Go ahead, please put it in the chat.
Click the link.
Please keep...ah, click the link, thank you.
Click the link.
Game is free to play. I haven't spent any money on this so far.
Which is pretty cool. Pretty cool.
people in my chat that are really into this game say there actually is a ton
of content in it
games very in depth there you go when am I gonna play infinity Nikki I don't
have I've never heard of that game in my life
it's the best game out there besides chase RP that is true the ultimate
gta 5 roleplay experience
It's okay. I don't think little John knew that she didn't know it's fun
No
Oh
Shit
Oh the horse
damn she really loves that whore or something
oh shit
You pissed me the hell off.
Take down.
I needed that blessing.
To you and your home China.
Okay.
No problem.
I hope you have a good night.
That's awesome, I love dying.
I think I'll just, uh, dose.
What the fuck am I suck at?
Oh
Hello for me
who knows five languages I mean I think I honestly believe based on the
context of the situation I can pretty much understand any language like enough
to be able to communicate you know what I mean I've said this before and I
believe this not this again no it's fucking true man enough to know at least
what the fuck to say you know I good it's not that hard
What was her name again? Oh, is she dead?
Wait, this chick's got a baddie.
have fun reading this fat boy fuck
fat
Oh
Shit
Well, that's like the ending of menace to society.
I was down here earlier.
I knew this was a boss battle room.
Like a strict shooting at home.
Oh wait, I'm getting on.
How are you going to do all that than miss?
Ocean
That's kind of cool
Penta
Phase 2? How do you say 2 in Chinese?
Ah, damn, that's fucked up. Wait, this is kind of sick actually. I love it when a real game
Sponsor me
It's going to be Perry time, they're going to do this first phase all over again?
I do, it sucks.
I don't think you can dodge those. I don't remember but I'm pretty sure it's like the
Flash one you can dog. Or maybe you can.
of
I thought that saw those, yes it does.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Elite practice.
Training. Invite Fred. I don't need that shit.
You think I need that shit?
It would be good if I had some more health potions though.
Two's a little brutal.
I didn't know you could get hit by that.
Jesus Christ.
I was almost out of phase one without having to use anything.
Adjust difficulty.
Don't, I don't...
What's that? Am I underleveled?
Do you suck?
You can throw up your mythic goose.
To the ham.
one out of 14. Alright, let's see what the hell is going on here. Develop. That's it.
Oh, this can be upgraded, I think.
I need a blue stone lock maybe I'm supposed to come back to this
This all would probably be helpful too.
This is shooting damage.
Do I have way better swords?
I think I do.
Oh, fuck, whoops.
It smells like, last time this fan does something.
I've obtained.
Ivory Bloom set.
What does this fucking do?
new
swaying height set
oh
oh not level 16
bullshit
All right, that's probably all helpful.
Meanwhile, basic boss.
Okay, I can't use any of this shit, huh?
Martial Mastery.
Talent start on the left.
Mythic skill slot plus one. Okay.
Beautiful.
View tutorial.
I don't know about vitality.
How the fuck do I get more of that, dude?
Critical damage bonus.
Oh.
I don't know what precision does.
I don't think I care.
Survival fatal damage once.
I don't know what precision does.
Survival fatal damage once
Yeah seems good
I'm like special skill
Okay, I like special skills
sure we're moving along chat look at this shit okay this can be upgraded oh I
should probably do this but I can't
I wonder why I can't use my goose attack
Oh, I'm on dual weapon skills.
Wait, I had a lot of time on points I probably should have been using.
Need more juice.
The goose is about to be loose.
Crip bonus?
Yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
Don't know what that does, don't care.
What's this?
I'm going to get this.
Bag.
Forgot to make potions.
Heal the illness.
Oh, there's like a crafting.
shop am I not online I thought I was online I guess I'm not on the bottom
Oh, if you open the bag, you see it.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, make four of it.
GG.
Why the fuck did he turn that on?
I don't need that
Oh shit, you good
Come here.
I'm just gonna whack ya.
Come here.
Phase 3 question mark problem.
She did use anti-whack and magic.
I have to fight both of them at once now?
That would suck.
Please don't make me do that.
That would actually be very hard.
good job you broke reality oh wait I actually did that's not good
kill her ass
Yeah, Shappie. That's a bit of an overreaction. It was a nice horse though.
Oh
This guy's going sick on mode
I can smell it from here.
Still haven't had any.
Tours of ten year parting tears wine.
My treat, blade.
I think it's now the time.
Oh, shit
That's awesome if you're gonna die you might as well be drunk I guess that's true
I'm pretty sick. It's invincible because drunk. It's like that Jackie Chan movie.
shower too might actually be dead here
Oh
Damn, wait that guy was cool.
Oh man.
I liked him.
That's fucking bullshit.
Now I'm pissed.
He's fine, right?
We didn't see him die.
You know, there's a chance.
to heaven's pier under cover of night they killed they burned even the pear
blossoms were not spared from the flames no past few days cries of sorrow
have risen and fallen across the pier no household has known a moment of joy
The bandits were despicable, but our brave young heroes stood firm and deserved to have
their praises sung.
The young master of blissful retreat defended our homeland against the bandits.
Joe's daughter Ruby, though few in years, raised a red banner and led the people out
of the maze.
The pair have been inseparable since childhood when danger came, the issue of courage saved the villagers, fought the bandits, and in the end fell together.
Alas! Alas! How many souls in the underworld were once young heroes in ours, met with an untimely end?
I
My a horse
Finally the game begins
wait tutorial over horse time why the fuck am I a horse
it's got nice being a horse actually I've got to worry about much except for
barrages of arrows. See, I don't even need to loot nothing. Homeward path. Okay. Well,
They go glue isn't actually made out of horses.
That's a myth, right?
Gotta be right.
There's the hooves.
This game's awesome.
Horse Guild.
He's got back to the 14 hour stream now sorry
Alright.
Horse time.
Nice.
Horse cutscene.
Let's go.
What are you doing over there?
Don't fuck with that tree, buddy.
Do you hear me God?
This game's kind of sick.
What the fuck?
Oh, it's RubyStories.
Wow.
Oh, it's Ruby's door.
I gotta finish Dark Souls 3. I also wanted to play Sekiro.
I gotta go piss.
Tell me what happens.
Let's go.
I'm gonna join your fucking year old clip-clop died we had to eat clip-clop
Oh
Destroy memory
I'm gonna do this again this is if you want to retry the bra the boss for awards
So...
I mean, I guess.
I'm a lonesome, though. That sucks.
You should go online.
I thought I was all mine.
How do you do that?
Oh, bitch!
Yeah, I don't think you can block that.
I have so much shit on me, I don't fucking want it.
I don't need it get them and I'm probably fucked here, but maybe not
They increased the difficulty too, I guess probably.
I fucking hate the parry assistant makes you feel like a new when I know I'm not obviously
Oh shit. Fatality.
Oh fuck.
I'm panicking.
Oh! Ho ho!
Wait I could survive this right?
I guess it happens no matter what.
I have a fucking sliver of health.
Oh, nice.
That's what's up.
Oh, claim one.
Cosmetics don't care.
Random crimson maple weapon appearance. That's also cosmetic. I don't give a shit. I don't think
You can claim two just claim one
Press the RT thing.
Yeah, it's doing nothing.
What should I get?
Probably this.
get all of it. Am I insane or does it say claim one? I don't know what to get. It's
one X of everything I can't even hit why can't I hit claim oh claim one claim
double
Oh, I do get a little bit.
This is a cool fight.
I like that.
I
Sure sure
How the fuck do I get out of here?
Not every try to donkey yet. I might I could get him now though you don't all I'm just in here
You're going to wait.
Top right.
We're going to wait.
You chose Lute not to leave.
No, let me leave.
Let me out.
Enjoy your loot, fucker-bole.
This is what I just got.
I'm gonna try to suck.
The upper right, I don't know how to get there on controller.
Yeah, I don't really know either
The Mirage boat is departing soon. It's not good
but I don't think it does yes what he puts most definitely probably a
conservative a genuine piece of shit can I read that
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Bing chilling. Thank you so much for the five gifted.
What the fuck do I get out of here?
photo. Go to map. What the f**k is the map?
I
Top left see it
See the fucking map man
I
Build a house
Bad develop journal
I don't know where boys. I don't know how the fuck to get to the map
up.
You see them?
No.
Yeah, that'll do.
That'll do, pig.
I
Fuck
You explore all this how big is this fucking map
I am so awake this is I'm just getting started this is real gamer hours. I'm just gonna stay up and just go straight into the stream tomorrow
I'm just kidding. I'm gonna go to bed really soon
Where am I kind of do want to retry that fucking donkey are you guys you want some fun?
for giga map bonfire marker
by how's he talking about
right here
right here show horse balls what the fuck the fuck are you talking about
No, fuck off, this is my gold, bitch.
campfires in the areas you don't have uh you don't have a map for to see that area oh he will show me the way
let's see
come here
Stop fucking talking about the horse's balls here, but that was your problem
All right, I'll look for you, okay
I don't think they added horse balls in this game though, I'm gonna be honest
Confirm no balls on the horse
What up?
Yeah, did I?
I just robbed this guy, too.
Okay.
I guess.
All I did was take it from the fucking...
All right, whatever.
Hey, pentas a piece of shit, pentas a con.
20 plus, man.
Five gifted appreciate that
Gifted we love gifted during the sponsored segments
Some real real fan behavior there
Now I can sleep peacefully thanks for showing the horse's balls
Sorry, sorry if you were disappointed
I
The balls need
They'll talk to your devs, giant horse balls to the point where the horses can't even move
their legs.
Perfect.
That's a good idea.
Let's get out of here, so we can get that going on chase for the pat battles.
I'm going to do what I'm just murdering people.
What up?
Thanks for the help.
You're welcome.
for ten inch job make them as long as you want.
My bad.
Joint battle.
Okay.
Start matching again.
Okay.
I think I got it on.
out of 20. Fuck off with that shit, I didn't know.
The Ruby's just dead, huh?
Sucks.
Alright, P Ruby.
I can really just have it like that man.
One day you're alive and then the next you're not, you know.
You don't think about that, Cheryl.
How will you spend the rest of- how are you gonna spend your week knowing that you could
just die man, you know?
Maybe it's time to finally achieve some of those goals.
You're gonna sleep?
Oh dude, I'm gonna sleep for 12 hours straight on that man, that's gonna be awesome.
You're so tired yeah, that's just a doll hood just being tired
Come here.
Oh
Okay
Just a few more people left I gotta kill all these guys
Check out the AU server life.
How many people are online right now, fucking 15?
oh shit someone help I mean I don't know lady 48 oh that's more than I thought
I
Okay
Chat explanation boy where wins me
Yeah.
Click it if you like chase roleplay.
Yes.
Yeah buddy, you're just so much better than me at this game, okay?
Is that what you want to hear? You're awesome, okay?
They got turned on last fucking boss fight
Nah, I just, uh, I'm fuckin' turnin' them off here.
Alright, folks.
Now, you know, now I don't even want to play this game anymore, cause of that guy.
I'm just kidding.
Alright, where wins meets?
Guys, you can play it for free, explanation point, where wins meets. I'm going to bed.
I guess we might as well round this one up to 13 hours. It's almost there
Good stream
Long stream man
Long stream, that's a good one. Hope you guys have fun. I'll be live tomorrow for a Sunday short one
Thank you guys for watching this where wins me click the link
The game is free to play.
Very fun.
I am loving it.
Loving this game.
Hopefully they sponsor us again on Saturday.
That would be crazy.
But I'm going to be out of here.
OK.
Yup.
Court was insane.
I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow.
Maybe I'll lock it in on a full prior day.
That could be fun.
Mike block on a cool down. I don't know. I gotta figure it out. I gotta figure it out.
All right, guys. I'll see you guys. I got you through your 12 hour shift. Hey, we did that
shit together. We did a 12 hour shift together. I'll see you guys later. Good luck and good
night. See you tomorrow. Bye bye. Thanks for watching.
you