What's going on chat?
Sorry, Friday is Dev Meeting Day.
This one ran a little bit over because there's a lot of things getting added into the server.
Very exciting stuff.
All very exciting.
Hocuspocus.
It's woke time.
Guys, it's time to be woke.
How dare you be a responsible server owner?
It's hard being a responsible server owner
and also trying to be a responsible streamer.
You know what I mean?
Very difficult.
But I'm here now. Tell us every single thing.
Eh eh. Eh eh. You gotta wait. Happy Friday, Ujik said I have COVID.
This should blame Rengoth for a lot of things.
Sazabee! Five gifted subs! Happy Friday. You got COVID? Ooh. Yeah, more time to watch.
more time to uh, be sleeping while the fucking streams on the background.
Sazby, thank you so much for the five gifted big,
loyal or a Sazby every day.
Every day that boy has five gifted subs ready to go.
Thank you so much.
I just want to last slide.
It's not insane RP.
So we're going to get better today.
Unfortunately for the mic block people,
It's going to be a lot of Randy Wrangler today.
Yeah, I am sorry about that.
I am sorry about that.
We got the Polito Liberation Front that we need to fund.
Sal's trial is in two hours.
Wrangler's primed.
Mike is also primed.
But the thing is I got a core, oh it's in three hours.
Those at 7.30 by time, no?
I thought it was.
Maybe it's not like, god damn, my hands are cold.
Let me see if we can go see something.
Once I come here right back, enjoy each other's company
for a moment.
I had to blast the heat that's been cold in my house.
More RP.
Guys.
I think today we're going to be doing some Grand Theft Auto roleplay, yeah, yeah, I think
today we're going to be, I think today we're not going to be doing Dark Souls.
We're going to be doing some Grand Theft Auto roleplay.
You miss Dark Souls.
Sorry.
Pinball stream.
Maybe one where I get way too drunk.
Eugenics stream.
I could maybe start, do we want that?
Is it, is RP over?
Maybe it's done
Yeah, it's finished
GG
Gege GG in the chat
Cake eating stream
Hold on a damn second
Can't top yesterday's RP pack it in
But what if I told you this stream has the potential to be even better?
I hate good.
Impossible.
What if it was? What if it did?
What if it is?
How you guys doing? Happy Friday. It's the weekend.
When is TikTok sponsored, Jimmy?
Details are still getting ironed out on that.
Okay.
I know that I mentioned something briefly last night and now everyone's gonna ask me when it's gonna happen every 20 minutes
So I did make I did make that mistake
That's my bad
It's your fault for getting me excited I know I forgot that no one has any self-control, but that's my bad
Hold on. I'm two streams behind you got to catch up
you got to catch up did you see the president say aliens are real yeah I also heard him say
that I also heard the Supreme Court say that yeah he's not allowed to do all that tariff
shit but they were also like but I guess fuck it keep the money so that's so now I'm
like can you just rob people but keep the money or some shit I yeah they did
more tariffs after fucking I'll do it anyway he's fuckers piece of shit if only
you're ultra-ultra-wealthy, nah.
Yeah.
Hands up, Penta, this is a robbery.
Oh!
Less IRL, more RP.
You're right.
No one cares about any of that shit.
Not in here, at least.
Omni's right, who cares?
Woo!
To be honest, tariffs aren't robbing.
Yeah, but I guess it's just a little confusing, because now the Supreme Court said that, that
couldn't happen.
So then it kind of was a little bit, because if that money was obtained illegally, but
I guess it only now just became illegally?
It only just became illegal now?
fucking knows but not this time post-o fat so yeah he was never allowed to do it
he just did that that's awesome it have to be sued for okay everything is made up
the points don't matter anyways true thank you drew carry
yep anyways chat good news it's Friday
someone mentioned a u of i hazing video I was I was there was swept under the rug
so hard really I've read an article that said that they actually lost their
ability to recruit for four years which is basically death for a fraternity if
you're if you're put on a social suspension for four years that's a long
fucking time yeah that's that's pretty much death
You just recruit off the books?
Uhhhhhh, yeah I guess, but then you stop getting like funding and shit from the main chapter
you know what I mean?
Then you're legally a street gang.
Awwww.
Well it's not it's not good I'll tell you that
Just stop doing fuck boy shit
Dude people that uh
There's Vlad
Dude people think that fraternity hazing is bad should look into like free mason's hazing that shit's intense
One guy told me that they uh, they showed him a gun
They blindfolded him put a or they put a can on his head
Then they blindfolded him and then that gun had blanks in it
Get started shooting the gun
And they told him that if the if the can fly like if you move and the can falls off your head
than you're you're not allowed to join
I don't know what part of what part of the whole part brother what the hell
and likes to make people and how's it going so what's up dogs I gotta give
for you from mecca I just came back from mecca you hold on okay it's a
pristine vase oh yeah it's Ramadan or Romstein or but I love Romstein I
I think they, man, they cool as hell.
That's creepy mess in the playing throws and shit.
Yeah, that's all great.
What's going on?
Oh shit, not all that.
I just got back from vacation.
You know, really happy to get that promotion.
So good, yeah, little vacation.
Yeah, fantastic.
Tessa has all that set up for you.
Oh hell yeah.
Awesome.
Appreciate you, brother.
Appreciate you.
I wanted to discuss something as the head of HR
and head of diversity.
Sure, come on.
Let's go into the office.
I
You've been you've been oh, you know what I'm good. I've found my
Passion again, I think I'm gonna have to fire this janitor
Turn my fucking office. Yeah, Lordo came to me for me. He had some concerns
Okay, what a Gordon's I
He said he's worried people that discriminating against him because of his height because of his stature
Yeah, somebody told him they didn't want to ride with him directly because of how he was
And sure headed diversity had a char. I'm just like you can't say in that to people
You know, that's true. I guess short men are often, you know, they're wrongfully
Well, they get a lot of hate and maybe it's not
You're a bitch
That's what I'm saying. He needs our help that brother the little the little man
You know it might be what he is, but it don't mean you just need to discriminate it against you know
You know, we don't want another Napoleon situation where he just freaks the fuck out
Who's that Napoleon the French guy? I
Don't know that
Yeah, he did some stuff. They got him. Oh for real. Oh shit. They got his ass
Yeah, I got him
Put him on an island exiled
I'm an island shit that kind of hard
You get what he did something wrong and they gave him an island
Yeah, well no they didn't give him an island it's it's I think what it was is he was French
He did a bunch of stuff for him, but then it turns out other people didn't like what he did
So the French said okay hold on Napoleon you can't buddy. What you did was wrong where you're actually exiled now
Oh shit, did they wanted him to do it at first they wanted him to do it
And then I think there was a French Revolution at some point and then the new people didn't actually like him
But he was like I'm he's like he said I'm French to the core baby. I'm gonna do whatever it is
Some shit like that. It's it was all fucked up. What the fuck? You know kind of cool
That kind of badass I also wanted to discuss something about I need to have a diversity meeting, you know
Um, there's only there's only been a handful of cops that have even rode with me
I asked people to ride with me all the time and nobody ever wants to fucking ride with me. I don't know I
Feel like people hate me for like no reason
Say no
Winters Tessa. Yeah, it's only like women that want to ride with me. I don't know it like did I do something wrong? I
Would just confront them and ask them why they if you feel like someone hates you just ask them
All right, hey, you hate me motherfucker. Yeah, like that like straight up. Hey motherfucker
You fucking hate. Hey, you fucking hate me
Like that. I think that's good
What about you? Do you hate me? Oh dogs? If I hated you you want to have a job? Oh hell. Yeah
Yeah, I remember you telling me I might be the future of these CSO so I could see it
I could see it. Hey, there is
I just need a great mentor to unlock everything I have deep hidden inside of me. You know what I mean
That's a that's a good amount of self-awareness there dogs. Mm-hmm. I'm like Michael Jordan, but it's like I'm like late 80s Michael Jordan
Like I ain't I ain't all the way there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
You're gonna want to be careful saying I like Michael Jordan. There's a video of him recently
Mm-hmm, but video them what?
Looked like he was grabbing a child's ass for some reason
No, I don't know why you guys didn't see that. No. Yeah. I don't believe it. I'm not gonna
believe it. See this shit. Okay. Why would you want to see that? That was a test. That
was a test man. Oh my god. I'm a fucking LeBron. Okay. Alright, I'm like LeBron when
he was with the calves the first time. Yeah. And I need my Pat Riley, my Eric's post. Like
I'm a phase. Well, I, you know, my favorite basketball player, fortunately, has never done
anything wrong and RIP Kobe. Oh, well, I mean, they tell them to fly the helicopter when
they shouldn't have flown that shit. So that, you know, he kind of responsible for his
daughter's death and everybody else. Oh, how could he have known? I mean, the pilot was
like, Hey, it's kind of windy dog. We shouldn't fly. And he's like, No, I fuck that shit.
I got a meeting to get to and I can't wait. You know, fun fact, that's what happened to
Leonard Skinner as well. They told him that we should not. We probably shouldn't fly
in these conditions. Oh, that is crazy. I was just reading about when it's getting
this morning what the fuck yep it's a little fun fact there damn yeah I need my
kill jacks wait not for that I need my Eric's polstra yeah I like Dennis Robin
he didn't really do anything wrong did he mm-hmm okay I'm gonna fucking bitches
yeah it's pretty cool you got Carmen Electro yeah yeah you know who had a
first. Here's a prince. Oh yeah. He was like a naked naked dancer like on roller skates
with Prince video way back in the day. Yeah, first gig. You know, I've found out the Prince
is actually straight and it blew my mind. Really? Yeah. No, I've never heard that.
Yep. Apparently he was a straight guy. Oh, yeah. Right. No, I'm trying to push Clem,
by the way, I don't know if you've heard.
Clem, uh, oh yeah.
Yeah, you coach Clem?
Trying to work it all in.
Clem is really good, really good officer.
Yeah, I think that would be a good call.
I mean, here's the thing, you know,
whatever you think you need for this department
to succeed, go ahead.
We just, we need to think of, you know, what we need to do.
We need to think of, of activities for the BCSO job fair.
Mm.
Job fair, okay.
job fair. Yeah. On Sunday during our big BCSO meeting, we're going to come up with some ideas then.
All right, sweet.
I like that. I like that. You want HR to be there?
Absolutely.
All right. I was also thinking of, I was thinking of promoting Jen Sato to the assistant of HR department.
I don't know how y'all thought about that.
It's your department. Do whatever you want. I don't care.
All right. I mean, she's a woman. She's Japanese. You know, I feel like she's kind of hitting a lot of notes there.
She's Japanese
Yeah, she's Japanese really
Mm-hmm. What's Japanese appreciation month? I
Don't know. Maybe we need to get one going. I was thinking of proposing something. I don't uh, you know
Next month doesn't really anybody's month or anything that matters
So maybe we could do probably all three months number two next I imagine
You know Japanese wear this month would probably be like August. That's kind of when the bomb hit
the bomb hit yeah oh my god the big one what bomb I mean we have to show
appreciation I mean that was pretty fucked up as before our time it was
pretty fucked up so we should probably give them August I found a three times
brother I don't know so you want to do March black history month two mm-hmm we
We went black.
Now we're not going back.
Damn, I kind of like that.
That's a hard punch line.
All right.
I don't know.
I just think it'd be good.
Why not do two of them?
Well, not three.
I don't know.
I don't want to take too much.
All right, just the two.
Just the two.
Okay, that's how it can be employed the month next month. We'll just alternate it. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that sounds that's that's good to deal. Let's do that.
Yeah, sure. That sounds good. Black history month to see it started by the BCSO.
And some good ideas. I was thinking to myself, I keep all this stuff inside and like I never let it out. I was just kind of like,
Let's be quiet. Yeah, like that shit earlier with love. Yeah, I just kept quiet on it for so long
We had that meeting and I was like, you know what? Fuck you idiot. I don't even know why you hate me and now look what happened
You guys are meeting
Yeah, you were there you gave me a promotion. Oh, oh when you said earlier. I thought you meant today
You meant oh, no, I don't know if I'd say earlier is a week ago
I mean it is to me
Okay, well, that's fine then. Um, yeah, you guys are gonna have to have another meeting. I think oh
Sit
I don't know you two just aren't clicking for whatever reason. I don't know what it is
She thinks that you do excessive force and you know, that's crazy
Like literally a guy pulled a knife on her at the fucking MRP D great. Yeah, so she draws a gun on him
Naturally, and he starts running away. Sure. What do I do? I hit him at the night stick
I mean, that's he's running around at us with a knife. I bought him with the night stick
She has a gun out. How am I excessive when I'm two forces below what that man is like? I'm serious. I'm double
She's fucking going to lethal
Cuz I don't like to do this kind of stuff. I mean if she's on duty, let's get her in here. Yeah
Using a night
That's what fucks it up. Hey love are you on duty? She's not on duty sir. Oh
Hey, Clementiner you on duty for another reason
Sure if the PCSO sure if the Lspd
Is Clementine on duty
I don't think she made it, I think she's kind of like a, she's an earlier bird, E.U. like
22.
Could you tell her that we're coming for her?
What the hell is that supposed to happen?
We're coming to BCSO, I'm afraid.
Oh god damn.
So she was going for Sargent over there and I guess it's like EU Sargent and Foo
is also going for Sargent and that's kind of like, she kind of ends up living
in the shadow a little bit.
I'm like you need to get the fuck out of the shadow
Yeah, I mean, you know the thing is that to me every
Person that shows any potential law enforcement. They're a flower and you can't grow a flower in a shadow
No, thank you. Nope
You also need some late shit to grow a flower. You know what I mean? Well that well every sometimes
Well pretty much every cop eventually does something shitty
Exactly. So you need to be a little shitty to grow, right?
That's what I was that's what the hell he is. You have the same thing.
I need to just you need to be a little little shitty to grow. Yeah.
Yep. Okay, so you guys vaxxed. Yep. What's that? The vaxxing. Oh, yeah. Oh, I guess.
Are you an anti vaxxer? I don't even what does that mean? What is what's a vaxxing?
Go down to the hospital get back. There's a disease going around
You're not allowed to be a vaccine
Hold on. Let me see what let me look up what Kyrie Irving says about vaccines real quick
I don't think that you should
Maybe maybe you shouldn't get your
Views of medicine off people that are only famous for being good at
at games
Would he's like the best dribbler of all time right, but you know there's doctors and stuff
That exists. Yeah, did he dribble his way for a fucking phc? Probably not
I mean he might have a phc in dribbling out. Do they make hold on the yeah, but that pay of phc is dribbling
Well, I'm not sure. He's getting better than the professor
The professor you can talk to talk about stand one
I mean, we're talking about dribbles, we're not asking for it.
And one though.
Anyone have anything?
Yes.
Yeah, I got a waffle if you'd like it.
You know what, keep your waffle, keep your food, I'm going to go grab a dog and I'm
going to get down to Plan B. I'd like to start my shift there anyways.
You have to be very careful, they're going to stab in people at Plan B.
Who's stabbing people?
Fucking Raleigh campaign.
I just got stabbed.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, Matt got stabbed, I got stabbed, Raleigh got held up by him.
Okay, alright.
Instead of a needle.
Hey, what's going on, um...
Hey, Raid, how we doing? There it is.
Good, what about you, man?
Oh, you know what it is.
I didn't hear you after you walked out of the door.
Ha ha ha.
I'm bringing this morning.
You guys need more by-sons.
I think we just need more straight up gay sons.
This light bar is ridiculous.
Who did?
What the hell?
This light bar is goddamn ridiculous.
M loves it.
Why?
She just likes really big and obnoxious things.
Maybe that's why she's a big fan of me.
Save man in OOC. Stuck on her map. Stuck. Stunk.
Joel Ronga.
Oh, that's myself.
I'm gonna go get a
Plop giga yikes
Oh, there he goes using his admin menu again
What the hell are you doing to my car?
Yeah, what's going on?
I was taking a picture and sending it to the 3-1-1.
No, I was taking piss behind that tree.
Oh.
Hey, why don't you get the plan B?
I'm hungry.
OK, all right.
Pfft.
I didn't piss, you're counting how many times I'm taking a piss.
Huge piss guy.
I turned up my heat the first time I went AFK.
This chat is so...
You're counting how much I'm going.
I'm just gonna be honest, you would never survive in a Moon-Moon stream.
If you don't like my AFK time,
you would- you would never survive in a Moon-Moon lobby, buddy.
You actually would not.
You would- you would not fucking survive.
You're worried about my health.
Peeing too much is better than not peeing enough
I'm okay. I'm okay. Jesus Christ. I'm okay. Fuck. Oh my god. Stop being dramatic. Okay?
Okay, get up.
Get up.
Just jump on me.
Don't be dramatic, okay?
Yeah, I'm off it.
I'm gonna get back to work.
You guys be more dramatic.
Let me lay here.
I'll be your baby, okay?
Drop on me.
Is that what the VCSL is about?
Is this sleeping on the job?
I can't even lay here without being swarmed by a bunch of freaks.
Freaks.
What?
Excuse you.
I'm used to be called that.
I'm sorry.
I'm hungry.
I'm angry I'm sorry that's true I'm sorry why is there what is that the
Joker I'm sorry what his name is Dippy oh Dippy hi I'm Dippy dead what why is he
with you guys why not yeah why not is he any MS yeah we can take anyone's
right along. So you guys just hang out with your friends all day and just drain the budget huh?
I don't get paid. We are we are staying here for 47th. What do you mean you don't what do you mean
you're not getting paid? I mean she's not entirely wrong. Well why isn't she getting paid? I wish
she's getting paid like. Last I was told there was 40 dollars in the budget. Okay all right I
I gotta go get some food. I'm sorry.
Alright.
Sure, the waffles are really good, we have a little more now.
Hey, Sal! There he is!
Hey, how's it going? We're out of containers and bags and utensils, so we're only serving
table side, you can take a seat, sir.
Okay, I need something right now. Do you have a waffle?
Alright, yeah, I can get you a waffle. Hey, Ben? Can I get some food?
Yeah, I'd like to warm up with a waffle.
Alright.
Here you go.
What would you like to drink, sir?
I need some food
Yeah, just give me one waffle for now. I'll get his order when he's in the room
Back up, back up
I am
What are you back in the room?
I am so bad at it
There you go, Sal
Thank you
There you go
I'm sorry about that, I'm sorry
Court today
Yeah, we do have it
Oh yeah, and I got something really special planned for you
What?
You're gonna kill me before the court case
Absolutely
Yeah, well, you know some people need to die so let me ask you a question. Yeah, would you kill baby Hitler?
um
Man that's a tough question probably kill a baby
Oh the titler sir
Yeah, but what if you could change him?
Well think about all the babies will be saving them by killing them, but you could do that you could change him perhaps
I'm not a therapist man
Okay, whatever, but you're a murderer
So you're saying it's easier to just kill something than to change it?
Well, you know, the ends justify the means and all that.
So, hold on a second, you just think it's easier to just murder?
No.
Well, that's what you're gonna do?
I'd probably tell the police that that guy's gonna kill everyone in the future.
Okay, they would send you to jail.
I'd probably tell someone that this baby's gonna turn up to be a horrible man
And they do it
So you would hire a person to kill a baby now you're not even doing it yourself
You'd convince a crazy person to murder a baby because they're gonna do horrible things in the future
You know who else sent people to kill because they thought they were saving the world
There were Germans that ran in the cans.
Hitler.
Actually sir, I don't think I would kill him.
I just thought about something.
You ever heard about this theory of if you mess with the past, things just go even worse?
You ever watched this movie called Butterfly?
I mean that can't be true.
I refuse to believe that if 9-11 didn't happen, things would be worse.
Don't think about it sir.
What if World War II didn't happen?
What if there was a worse war later down the line?
like we'd all be dead but what if there wasn't no but what if there was who's
gonna take that risk not me I'd rather just live with the history that we know
I think I would I think I take that risk you take that risk yeah I would maybe
with 9-11 that's just horrible honestly but it's a different situation or war
War 2 was too long ago. There's so many risk factors.
You could potentially make it worse. You could potentially make it worse.
Anyways, what can I get for you, sir? Maybe I would, you know,
Japan didn't, everyone talks about Germany, but I think Japan actually
didn't need to be stopped because they were doing not even way leading
up to World War 2. They were not doing great stuff.
Well, you know, time travel... Yeah, you know, as bad as World War 2
is like we as like humanity learned a lot from it and we you know got better as people I think because of it
so you think that the world the humanity is better because of world war two so
well that's how it works you know every time that's a horrible thing to say no no that's just how
No, that's terrible.
Every time a war happens, people are like, oh god, that's the most important thing ever.
So you're going to tell me, and I don't need to speculate on this,
I heard it straight from you, Sal, humanity is better because of World War II.
That's a direct quote.
Another cop would you say that?
I was saying it could be worse, man.
I thought that it's necessarily better.
Let me get my phone out now
What?
Maybe now maybe now I get my phone out
I'll learn this in history class every time a war happens people get a lot better until everyone forgets about the horrors of war
And then every and history repeats itself over and over again
What do you mean? What?
You learned in history class to just forget about it. Oh
Oh, no, that's the thing people collectively forget about the Wars of War after a long enough time has passed
Well
What wars have been forgotten?
Well people are fighting all over the world right now. They just don't know how bad it can get
You know why they're fighting the waging war
Well, it's because they're forgotten. It's been too long since the last world war. I just don't I don't think people care or so
Hey Gordon
Hey, Sheriff, South thinks the world is a better place because of World War two
You did say that
Okay, so what if I pulled out a gun right now and shot you in the head should I do that because butterfly effect both of you
Cuz that's the present and that'd be the future, but we're talking about the past
It's you know, you people are fucking sick. You know that I must say something crazy
World War two was bad and I did not enjoy it. He's bad man
No, this old idea that just because something bad could
Something worse could have happened means that something bad should have happened. That's fucking psychotic. You people are insane
That is actually a deranged way to think about things
It's just a philosophy thing man No it's not a philosophy thing, bad things are
bad there you go Yeah but the argument is if this horrible thing didn't happen what if
something even worse happened as a result That's not, but that's fucking stupid
We'll be right with you Also good things had happened as a result, you know?
I mean it's like, what if like people just kept stocking up weapons and stuff and World
War II didn't happen and then everyone was like
They did that as a result of World War II, Sal.
Did you get help, sir?
Oh, no, that's a fair part, actually.
What's your life?
South Carolina, do you want pancakes?
Can I get a San Diego combo, please, with coffee?
Yeah, what?
One order of pancakes?
What do you want to drink?
Thank you, ma'am.
You want a drink?
No, no, stop bawling your bombs, man.
We don't have milk.
Fuck you, ma'am, you don't got milk.
We don't got milk, ma'am.
We got coffee, orange, soda, or water.
I'm working on the orange juice, please.
We're out of oranges.
What the fuck, then?
Why you didn't say it?
We usually have it. I can't eat a coffee. It's got milk in it.
It's got milk in it, man.
Alright.
So how long is our trial?
7.30. Central.
Today?
Yeah, 2 and a half hours.
Ooh, huge pool.
What do you want to eat, Ter?
I don't have any orders.
Let me have a...
Let me do trip combos.
What does that come with?
A combo comes with eggs, waffles, and two drinks.
So that's a lot of drinks.
All right.
A carb-loading, substitute eggs, all waffles.
Oh, we got that too.
We got an oops-all-waffle combo.
Oh, perfect.
Let me have that.
Okay.
How many waffles?
Two waffles?
Oh, great.
Fantastic.
Let me have two of those.
Okay.
So that'd be four waffles, four drinks.
What do you want to drink, sir?
Coffee.
Sir, I'll be with you to do a couple of your drinks now or, you know, a few of
your coffee.
Wait a minute.
Let me uh, let me have my coffee. I'll take it how I like my men
Straight
So just the coffee nothing else in it
okay all right got a four black off he's coming around up all right thanks
hey Sal yeah
the mask this guy
yeah yeah that'd be fun
he's probably coming back here so
hey guys can you can you keep it down please
we're a damn plan B oh yep sorry sir
What I work all right
What was I was my name in your feet? Yeah, I don't know man
I've always said about you know what I do
So now I'm trying to do more. I'm doing speed traps again. You know what's a hundred dollars. I've been thinking a lot about that
I gotta bring I gotta I gotta hone it back in I feel like this
You know this guy this Randy Wrangler that's been walking around this isn't me. This is in way. I'm a bit worried that I've
Maybe let the the pressures and the stress of trying to build a functional BCSO
Sort of ruin me. Do you have that?
Randy where'd it come from? I mean
Just a couple months ago. We were you know
And then then we installed a basement and all of a sudden it did you had a gas pipe, baby? I know I happened
I know exactly what happened
What happened and it's completely my fault and I wish I had someone else to blame
Because here's what I'm trying to get to Gordon
Okay, my whole life. I'm sitting here, and I'm blaming all these you know other people for my issues all these exterior
You know outside factors, but I just
No, I just tricked my sister some coffee list.
I wanna get towels.
Then for I grabbed a drink.
I didn't do this on purpose.
No, I didn't do this on purpose.
Sal, why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
I tricked, man.
I tricked the whole house into this.
Oh, did ya?
There you go.
Shit.
I didn't fucking do it.
Oh, man.
Are you OK, sir?
He wasn't about to say something fucking good
and important and wisdomful, wisdomful.
And I fucked it, man.
Oh, god.
There's just a mess all over the floor.
What happened to this person?
Oh, it's hot hot hot.
Sal, did you knew this too?
Thank you so much for five gifts and some Monty.
Thank you so much.
You have all there in there.
Preach, preach, preach.
I need to class then.
I don't know.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, wow.
Ow! Oh my god he spilled it!
Give me it!
Oh god, put poor poor on his, on his wounds man, there you go.
Randy, this is full talk.
Oh, oh god, oh my penis!
Oh my erection!
Go be okay, just go be okay!
Ow god ow!
Sal, what the fuck, what the fuck!
What do you mean?
My fucking erection, ah!
He may never get another one.
listen you'll be okay you need to put cold water on it sir oh lordy yeah I
give you that cold water
there what happened just fucking all over penis area
Oh
No way
This
This is a medical procedure stop
Let's get that creamed up over all this on there for you, okay
You big man, big man. Form a line, form a line.
Okay, alright, okay, good, good.
Oh, okay.
Everybody take a seat, please.
Sir, I'd recommend no sexual activities for a couple days.
What? I'll die.
Well, maybe I'd advise no sexual activities.
It'll be very, very...
That dude's wrangler.
What's wrong with that, sir?
I was talking to the third person.
Maybe maybe it's a little light-edging man. Nothing too crazy. So you fucking ruin my life bastard
I want free food for a week. You're very flexible
Thanks. I would half off for a week. What were you telling me to take a seat? Free food for two weeks!
Oh, we're sitting okay. 75% off for two weeks. Three weeks completely free
Free food for one week. All right fine deal
now bring me my personal waffles and don't put them on my dick this time
if anybody else needs medical attention come line up outside
oh my gosh
nobody need medical attention I don't know I can't get for you Todd I'll be
outside. Hey, I'll just take two plan B combos, please. All right, coffee, coffee. Hey Gordon, just how
look like. Just wanted to give you that's your bike out there. I don't move it outside.
Okay, well that's what the worker said.
Thank you. All right, well, let me know there is a bike out there. All right, that'd be that'd be
um okay that'd be a dollar sir i'm not paying no no no there's a service fee it's still a
dollar sir i'm not paying anything at some point later in a couple hours i would recommend getting
another medical medical person to apply new cream to your crotch you just spilled a hot coffee all
over my ding dong it wasn't it wasn't on this accident i tripped over my shoelaces man okay
just because an accident happens doesn't mean there isn't consequences i mean look at you
You're here. I'm sorry. You know what, man?
All right, no, I'm sorry. Okay, this is what I'm talking about. That's not who I am. That's not who I am.
I'm sorry, Sal. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sal. I'm sorry. I don't know what the hell is fucking wrong with me. At some point, I'm just...
I got ruined down the line.
I'm a ruined man, Sal. I'm ruined.
completely ruined just a shadow of who I once was a shell of a man I don't know I
don't know I don't know I don't know where I went wrong I'm worried that my
dad has been influencing me too much oh you don't understand my dad really
He's... I don't know.
I don't want to talk about it.
Did he used to hang you from the ceiling fan and get the belt as well?
Oh, jeez. We're talking about it. No.
What the hell?
Well, my dad used to do that with me. If I did something wrong.
Did he hang you from the ceiling fan when I typed?
Did he hang you, dad, ma'am?
Well, yeah. He'd hang me from the ceiling fan and he'd let the blood rush up to my head and then he'd get the belt and start hitting me.
No, not stuff like that. He would... Jesus.
you know my dad he anytime you know I'd be at football practice and you know he'd
love it the whole game but then when halftime came around and I you know came
out with all with the gals and started twirling around my baton he just had this look of
rage and he just ended up having to leave a few times
That's awful sir. I would have been supporting you over time.
Yeah, I'd toss that all over you.
I just, I know I could kind of make out a little bit under his breath.
He's just, just bullshit. And just fucking storm off.
I'm so sorry you had to go through that sir.
It's fine. She just wasn't very supportive of my hobbies, that's all.
Hmm, well, yeah, I don't know what that feels like too.
I'm sorry sir, I hope um, you know your father doesn't need to go out you don't gotta worry about him no more
You know, there's a lot of bad dads out there and just because they were mean to us doesn't doesn't mean
That's gonna defund. No, there's more bad dads than good dads. So I'm starting to wonder if maybe men really are the issue
Well Gordon, I mean you're not exactly a saint yourself
I'm a good man. No, you're not
I do good now you don't you were mean to Charlie
Charlie tackled my ass
That's my job
I got a different story completely different. Oh
Do tell Sal do tell the story
They're horsing around having fun and then he came in and he was like oh my god this lady's tackling someone
No
Fucking yelling why are you doing this stop this you always do this and told me to press charges
Why are you listening to a criminal? Are you sure she didn't say like stop? What are you doing? You're always doing this
Do you think I'm just going around trying to ruin small fuck his days?
Yes
No, they fucking came up and tackled walk it off tackled me and walk it off said
She wants to press charges did they say prank first?
Yeah
All right, I gotta get moving
Plain be staff have a fantastic day and remember BCSL cares about you Todd
I'll be down to PDM a second to talk about my overdue car payment. All right
That was good.
We all love you, Randy.
It's gonna be okay.
Hey, everyone, watch out for Dodd.
He's wearing gym shorts right now.
If he's walking around, you know, you don't want to lose an eye.
Give me that again.
Uh-huh.
Oh, raise arms a little.
Yachta hay!
Randy, I don't want rain!
Back up, I need to focus. Yachta hay!
I'm going to make a mess tonight.
Yachta hay!
There is another body.
Yachta hay!
It's getting sunny!
I'm trying, I need to focus.
You're breaking my goddamn concentration.
I'm out.
great be gone ancestors I call upon you clear the thunder from the sky it's me
your ancestor Randy Rangler
Oh
Good
Shit
All right good
Oh
Jesus
Chat happy Friday
Chat podcasting has been very minimal lately. You should all be grateful for that
I've just been such a little RP whore
I just- I've just been wanting to get right into it, man.
That's a good sign.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs.
You miss podcasting.
Really?
This is pod racing, though.
These lights- these lights are fucking absurd.
Hey chalk
Where's chalk
Hey chalk, yeah, meet me in your office buddy
I think this is a two per this double brood day to brood day. Let's go
Why is he always just agree? He's a fucking puppet, man
Triple brood day trip bro. I think it's dumb brood day for sure
very very big our b-day this could be a full send Wrangler this could also be a
Mike block pivot after court
Brandy Rudy's yelling Chinese over the radio. What's all her to stop?
Where the fuck do you change this shit out?
I kind of like those.
Roof?
I don't know if that makes sense.
969, bus 1 back to N.A.
These sirens are fucking ass, man.
Holy shit.
There you go, another roof.
Some kind of ornament in the car. Oh.
Oh, this is all Onyx ship.
board is this how many departments on x has
it's hot damn
i was told no f i'd be
On Onyx I think there is. I don't know.
We need to, um...
Oh, Lightmar.
This is the one Tesla. That is insane. That looks like shit on there.
I kind of just like this Sliketop. I'm gonna be real.
even that's better sure if needs his own car well yeah we wanted to do personal cars
and then uh...
i think we're so going to i don't i don't fucking know
to poor
yeah i guess we are too poor
can't wait to jam some crims
i think
We need to be doing some more fucking mountain patrols, man,
because I think there's a ton of people growing weed that we just don't know about.
I know.
Maybe rangers?
Now, I kind of- I think the less departments has been working really well.
I'm not a big fan of department slot
PD gonna have some more options for cars I hope a variety fleet it's both a lot of people hate driving them
almost monarchs yeah buddy the server hasn't been out two months yet so just
take your Adderall calm down things are I think progressing at a pretty good rate
there's also the trucks by the way what the fuck are you talking about there's
the trucks and there's the segues if they don't like it yeah they got segues
the DCS Ocopter? I think the helicopter should be like a million dollars in
apartment like per helicopter so we want to be able to afford it right now
anyways I also I don't even know if we're gonna we were talking about it I
don't even know if we're gonna do helicopters because they're just so
fucking OP you know when you get a helicopter on you they're kind of hard
to to shake you know yeah I think motorcycles are our priority for sure
pull over
all copters for news only yeah now that would be cool a news copter
But for PD, I don't know man. They're just so good
You know
Seven back today fight them all about EMS only I
Think they have them
The MS kind of needs a helicopter though for when like dipshits go on to fucking Mount Chili out and die
Hell he's no cam what the fuck is the point then
Hey, what's going on everybody?
Let me guess you guys are cadets waiting for a ride along
Can you get that light out of my face
Sorry
I'm holding down the gate. Oh gate watch. Yep, sir. Are you a gatekeeper?
Okay, so what is what what exactly is your job to stand here
That's it and how much is chalk paying you?
Chalks is not paying me shit
You just you're just doing this because you love it volunteer works there volunteer works there
So I guess
What do you do you just watch the game? I just watch the game and then if some
form of fuckery of that comes to hand then I just call please
Okay, oh it's some observing report. Oh, yeah observe report and hire
Okay, well
Yep, thank you, sir
Thank you you heard about that
It's gonna be a hell of a court case
You didn't salute I'm not this the higher ranking officer doesn't salute right I
I thought that's how it worked.
Hello.
Higher rank doesn't salute lower rank.
What the fuck would be the point then?
It's not like a greeting.
You do?
They return it?
Really?
I wouldn't.
I would make everyone salute me.
Yikes.
Sick fuck.
Oh mama did yeah, but that guy wore a tan suit
So you know what the hell does he know
Great
She's pretty ugly that tan suit I'm gonna be really out that didn't look the best
All the presidents salute
Where were you down worse fail
President even salutes North Korean troops
I mean to be fair those guys probably deserve to be saluted more than that and they go through some hardship man
If you think about it, those guys go through some pretty hard shit
They're on duty 24-7 yeah
At the same damn time
I'm double brewing today chat. This is a double brew Friday. How am I doing tonight? What do you mean tonight? I just woke up
Tonight buddy, this is morning for me
I'm good, man. I was in a dev meeting
I think they're doing a dev podcast today if anyone's curious about that
Um, I thought that was a pretty good idea. I guess they're gonna do that every once in a while
Which you know I people like that kind of shit
They're plotting a takeover. Yeah, well, you know, hey fuck it as long as I'm so allowed to play I guess
Whose channel? I think they're just all streaming on their channels
Hey, Priscelli, hey, banjano
It's happening right now. Yeah, I also wanted to show you guys something
pulls out penis
So
Something I want to show you because people didn't even know this existed, but one guy
It's so funny. He'll just be like yeah, I'm just gonna add this and then he does
So if you go to chase dot live
If you go to chase dot live right chase dot live all the streams here
he put a multi-stream option in here that I have no idea how it works I think
you have to click the oh you add it okay okay so you can scroll over to someone's
you go over to there and then me and thrive for example boom open multi-stream
and he just baked it right into the fucking website he just he just baked
You're right into the fucking website. You know what I mean? You're right in South. So if that's if that's anything if you guys ever
Want to do that? It's just it's just right there. You see what I mean? Add those three boom open multi-stream
Look at that chase RP actually on top
Holy shit man, actually yeah pretty that's pretty good. That's pretty damn good
Yep
What's going on Chuck?
Oh, you know
Cleaning up the streets of all these disgusting criminals like Pogdan
Yeah
Yeah, what about the criminals in your department?
You don't seem to give a fuck about that shit boy
Who who's the criminal? I
Got word
That Riley reads came into your office
with information about corruption and you and Silas laughed her out of the building.
Oh yeah it was a joke. Really? Yeah, because she was um, Sally's constantly getting kidnapped.
Right. So, Ella had the idea of using a tracker as you know, as a police. Oh, I get it. Oh,
I get it. So cops are allowed to use their equipment however the fuck they want.
I
Mean it's a police tracker, right? Oh, okay. Sorry talk
I didn't realize the cops can just do whatever the hell they want with their equipment and it doesn't actually matter at all
So, okay, well, maybe if my friend needs a car
I'll just give him a fucking cop car then and they can just drive that around
I mean they could if you got rid of all the you know sirens and the stickers on it
Okay, so all the things that made it government equipment then
I
Okay, so I guess like Sal could probably have the tracker if returned and do a little friendship band
Okay, I don't know what you offer me Wrangler
I want you to I want you inside and I'm in chalk. We're only to have this conversation one time
I want you two to not be giant fucking dickheads when my officers come to you with a concern about your officers
I mean, okay, I see what you're saying. You're not gonna get with me puppet boy. I didn't okay. I agree with you
Salas asked did actually laugh it or interface. I will yeah, okay
I didn't do the second you two start being fucking cock suckers
This is the only time I'm gonna be nice about this the second you two start being cock suckers when cops come to you with
legitimate grievances about your cops is when everything's going to go to shit
well I mean tested the same thing when we went there really yes you're telling me
Tessa would be mean to you to you guys for no reason she called Ramona a little
bitch pussy I have a hard time believing Tessa would just be mean for no reason
she said I don't care about your feelings you're a pussy grow up Tessa
said fuck your feelings yep why what happened what's the context what happened
um apparently um love got mad at Ramona of course I Romano and uh Romano
talked to her about it and love was really lippy with her and then I guess
we just want to bring it up with her and I'm also Raid was being super
aggressive at our scenes and it's you know tazin them while they're talking
and is resting them wait what are you talking about raid was tasing people for talking yeah
we apparently Romano Romano was like talking to a suspect and then raid right up to him
tased them and then put them in cuffs when they're having a conversation with them you
know I don't really like to do this telephone shit yeah I think you're a month right yeah
Yeah, do that
Can you come down to, uh, Lameza PD?
Oh shit, let me go down
Alright, we all need to get the fuck along with each other
I will lock you people in a fucking gym
and put a ton of peeps in there
until you- until you all love each other
Alright, hold on me
Randy Rangler actively is trying to stop PD Wars
because I don't really like it that much
I don't want any more fucking repeat episodes.
How we doing, chef?
Hey, there she is.
It's your Romano.
It's me.
Nice to talk to you.
Hey, you're the one that everyone loves.
Oh, that's probably not true at all.
You pulling my chain?
got the brother that wants to kill himself right and the mom that's a little
eccentric what the hell are you talking about I don't know what you're talking
are you talking about Ray you talk about Ray Romano yeah oh right sorry everybody
loves Raymond right and your name is is he is he Romano oh Romano oh okay
I'm shocked that Raymond. Oh,
it's a Romano. Oh, what the hell?
Chuck, you know what? That's I mumbled.
You know, that's my bad.
Yeah. So what happened with rage?
If I can recall it was a while. We can wait.
We can wait. Yeah. All right.
There's raiders coming. Oh, we're waiting. Oh.
And here's the thing. I know that your
bosses don't care about other departments getting along
and in fact actively encourage it.
But you know you're the BCSO I believe that unless we have a strong community of cops, right?
That nothing's gonna get done and we can't fight with each other because we need to fight with them the gang members. I
Completely support that
Especially on Grove Street these motherfuckers keep slinging shit on there, right?
So I propose what we do is we're gonna do a Freaky Friday chalk
You're gonna actually run the BCSO for a week and I'm gonna be chief of police
You want me to run DCSO and you want to run LSPD for it?
No, just a freaky front end situation.
I don't know if I like that wrangler.
Okay, well, let's talk about that. Why not?
What? I think, I think, you know what? I'll say, I think you're jealous to the department that I'm raising right now.
You just want to get a taste of it.
You think I'm jealous of your officers?
I think so I have great officers and guess what they all work well together and there you know what?
We're not Romano. You think you're living this department so far you think Randy Ray
Is capable of filling a feeling jealousy and pettiness. I'm
I'm a man. It is weird. You know very mentally stable right?
What uh Romano Raymond right? No Ramon
No, what the hell's your name? Izzy Romano, you can call me Izzy if you need to. Izzy,
why don't we, uh, let's get you up at the BCSO. Congratulations, you made it to big,
you made it, you made it to the big show. Oh, uh, you know what, sir, I respect you.
It comes with a pay increase and everything. Oh, really, a pay increase. Yep, big one
too. We don't have budget issues. Hmm, pay, how much are we talking? How much
you make sure $200 an hour what's your rank I'm a senior officer you guys have
the senior officer rank your department is two months old how could you how could
you have senior officers we're getting sergeants right now tail
respectly sir don't you have sergeants yeah we don't have senior deputies though
that's all that's all that's a dumb rank oh yeah I agreed I said the same thing I
I think it's a useless rank, but smart.
She's smart.
What?
You got to have corpals.
Corpals useless.
But you have senior officers?
Yes, that's what you have to show up.
I'm going to be honest, Izzy.
I think you're a go-getter.
And as far as I can tell right now,
I think you have great ideas you can bring to the table.
I need you as a deputy.
I got to have you.
You hear that?
He's desperate.
He's absolutely desperate.
I am, because this is a woman that is very smart,
obviously, OK?
and uh... she has some great ideas frankly i think they're being waste on you
uh... chalk
he is a thing sheriff i'm on my way to be in a sergeant yet
sure i mean listen you can say here and you can become a sergeant if you want
or you can join the bcso where you're gonna have a sheriff that's actually
listening to your ideas day in and day out helping you implement them within the
department and making an action change you know you made it you because you
do you she wants corporals
So make her a corporal then.
She has to explain to me why she wants-
I mean, I'll get corporals if I ever get Claire over here, alright?
She is an OG corporal.
Claire?
Yeah, Claire.
Race car, Claire.
Uh-huh.
That's what you're holding out for.
Over, is he?
She is the corporal.
You've lost the fucking plot, buddy.
You have lost the fucking plot.
Unless I have a good reason to make corporals.
Izzy wants it.
This is an officer that's highly motivated.
They I frankly highly motivated highly motivated. What is a real go-getter as far as I could tell and I think you need to be doing more
To facilitate an environment where she can grow and become a better officer
Well, let me ask you this is he what wire for fools necessary. What do they do?
To be honest with you they basically do with senior officers do that's why I think
That is fan. That's that's a fantastic, right? So instead of four for the other. Yeah, yeah
How can you have a senior officer when you're not a senior department?
What do you mean?
This department is two months old.
How can anyone here be considered a senior officer?
Have you seen our officers?
We have a lot of old men walking around.
It's true.
This is a young woman.
Well listen, Sheriff, listen.
If I move over to BCSO, am I going to have an under sheriff call me a pussy
because I call out somebody's toxicity?
That's what we're here for.
And I'm going to be honest, you might.
That might happen. Oh it already has happened. Yeah, and it might happen again. I respect it report
There you go. Tessa doesn't hold back. She doesn't pull any punches. That's why she's my undershirt
Yeah, well the gloves are off though if toxicity is allowed. I'm gonna start smack talking. Oh, it's not just allowed
It's encouraged. I
Think Briggs waiting outside. That's why raids here get her in here
Come on. Hey, how's it going rain come on in?
Hey, right. I heard that you and Izzy had a problem
No, no, it wasn't specifically me and raid. No, I was on scene
I do have a little bit of the details because I was there, but let's go ahead and hear it. Oh
God, it was forever ago outside the hospital. Ray. Do you remember when we were talking to that guy impersonating a police officer?
On the sidewalk you hopped out
This is what you bring it's from three weeks. So this is you brought it up
Yeah, the guy that the killer thought was Domingo at first. Yeah, everybody thought it was Ernie. Turns out it wasn't Ernie.
The killer screamed on the radio. There's an officer doing something criminal on the radio. He was even an officer.
I mean, he was in an LSVD uniform. He was, yeah, with a sheriff badge. That's criminal, Chuck. Yeah. That's crime, Chuck.
He stole two cars in front of a truck. Yeah, but he identified one of the officers.
He says this is Arnie. This is Arnie. They identified it screamed on the radio
But it didn't know it didn't even look like him either. I didn't want anything like right so then that so then that's a crime
What calling out, you know, you know misinformation, what do you what do you mean? Who called out misinformation?
I mean the killer said that on radio that that she thinks it was it was the mingo, right? Yeah. Yeah, the killer is useless
Okay
I was talking to the guy negotiating taste them in the back.
What I'm in cough.
He resisted took off at some point.
He hit an officer with a car and then I think rage started blasting,
but I was told Ray started blasting before.
Can I just explain something to you guys?
So the reason that God made the killer French is because, you know,
we all know 80% of the time you can't understand her,
which the balance there is 80% of the time you can't understand
80% of the time her callouts are wrong.
Have you, have you heard her comms?
Well, so what I'm saying is you just,
you really just got to ignore her.
You know what I mean?
Because whatever she's saying
is probably going to be incorrect.
I've been really enjoying her double callouts.
I really understand what she's saying now.
I call it call a duty communication.
Well, you got to say the same thing three times.
Right.
And you know, she's regressing too.
She's getting worse at English somehow.
God yeah
So anyways, yeah, that was all that happened
Trying to figure out why the blasts and started happen
He because he ran somebody over after he stole a car at the hospital hit me in the process
We got in the car chase them. Okay, so he hit you and that's why okay. Yeah, all right
What I'm confused about is this all sounds like it was three weeks ago, and it was resolved easy
Understands why she was called a pussy
Okay, let me ask you this then wait did tess ever come to talk to you no
So that I talked to tess that two weeks ago about this and she didn't do anything that she said she was gonna do
What you're still longer I got a question why the fuck doesn't matter?
I
Excited, you know step up. We don't have any so please they can't be well
Thanks, so please one word also what what would I have broken chalk? What so P would I broken if this is nothing?
Nothing, so what did you do?
What did you want to say to do the raid I?
Just talk to her if the situation happened like why we want to know why she tastes the
um the suspect so there's been no resolution to this is what you told me to be fair tessa in the
conversation said raid was dog shit and they had been on an l away and needed to ride with uh she
did say that raid you're not dog shit she was going to talk to the raid you're not you're a good
cop most of the time most of the time i mean i know i'd say 75 percent of the time you're good
out there. That's pretty good. Hey, you're gay when we cockpog.
If, you know, if a basketball player was good 75% of the time, they'd be considered an all
star, right? That's true. Yeah, that's true. That's pretty good stats. Thank you.
Who just said that? What the fuck? There's someone-
Hello? I think we forgot to close the window when we were talking.
Oh, yeah, there's a window out there.
Did these people have nothing better to do?
I can't really know.
All right, there we go.
I know Gordon doesn't.
I thought all of this got resolved on scene anyways,
because we literally talked about what happened.
What the hell?
I wasn't there for that.
I had no idea.
All right, so Ray, why did you taze the person?
Let's just do this.
Because they stole a car.
They were disobeying lawful orders.
And then they ran over me at the hospital,
had escaped and then when they came back is when they got tased okay they were
not responding to your depth right to your officers man I was standing there
negotiating with the guy I he was literally you know it was like be a bit
of a culture difference if someone has sold a cop car and it's just disobeying
order yeah we just taser him I'm gonna be honest just get shot in the face
Was it the cop car he was not in a cop car. Well, it doesn't matter walking on the sidewalk
Listen, if he's already committed crimes and stuff and I get it right, you know, you have your
You got your discretion you have ways that you can handle things. That's totally fine
If you like to de-escalate, that's fine, but I tell my officers escalate escalate escalate if you oh, yeah
We de-escalate here. No, no, you want to escalate before they escalate
to
you keep escalating escalate the escalation to remind everybody I did get
run over before this what before this point did you before you shot him or
before you tased him and he ran over me and a dog girl at the hospital and got
away because I am a dog girl yes is that why she is that's why she hasn't
I'm coming around chalk. Jesus Christ. Okay. I thought it was um now where you will pursue
with them and then you pull them over is that what happened? No I was I was the lead
on this. I was the one that stopped him on the sidewalk because he was walking down
the road in a cop uniform. I was not aware of any previous situations where this guy
ran. So it sounds like that Izzy saw them. Raid already had context so she escalated
what she think was appropriate. No, no. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm negotiating
right outside the car. It's a but right. But right had additional car. And now is he if
you had had that context, you probably would have done the same thing I imagine. Um, possibly
I would have communicated it, but but but but but hold on. But is he but do you understand
why raid took it to that level? If there was previous issues with the guy. Yeah,
Absolutely. Yeah, 100%.
I think it's all about a way of publication on the radio.
Well, there's a time to communicate, and sometimes you just gotta do shit and explain after.
Ooh, I don't like that wrangler.
Well, that's because, Jock, you're a puppet, so you need to be told constantly what's happening.
You're not capable of making your own decisions.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah.
I'm like this over the radio that I got hit at the hospital and the dog girl got ran over
to we were trying to chase and we lost them.
Then you guys don't know.
I just need to follow up on this because I don't want this to hang from some sort of,
I don't know, strings or anything like a puppet would talk and I'm not blaming you.
I fully understand why seeing somebody with sentience making their own decisions based
on the information that's available would be a weird feeling to you, but normally that's
how people operate.
They don't need to be influenced.
Oh, it's calling you a puppet with extra words against that.
What?
I'm not a goddamn puppet, Wrangler.
You just did it.
You just needed her to...
It's fine.
Oh, you did kind of just prove it, huh?
Anyways.
I'm a fucking real boy, Wrangler.
You better get that fucking chest.
That's what Pinocchio said.
Get it out of my chest.
Whatever. What the hell? What? That was weird.
OK, what the hell was that? You're weird. You're weird.
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm getting I'm getting I'm sorry.
I got lost out there.
Why are you getting heated over
with some fake cop that ran over a dog girl?
I'm like, I'm going to he's coming.
I got your puppet, right?
You're a puppet.
I'm not a puppet.
You're a chief of police. You're basically a puppet.
Everyone knows that Silas is the one
that calls the shots around here.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Sleepy Silas. Yeah. Go luck, man.
That really comes around once a week.
I'm actually thinking about the modem that got.
Is he deciding via marbles?
Yeah, I was having SOPs. Good one, right?
Yeah, we don't we don't do that around here.
I spit on SOPs.
Is that why your cops are just running over people?
Wow.
I mean, I've seen a lot of
BDSOs to do that to you, right?
No, you haven't.
No, no, you haven't.
Who's done that?
100%.
Who's done that?
We do not do that.
Burrow does 100% do that.
I'm going to be honest, Sheriff, half of your deputies look the same, so I couldn't
even tell you.
Well, then this is a bogeyman, then, if you came to me.
You've got the cost of disease for Angler.
What do you mean?
No, we don't look the same.
we don't look the same as a matter of fact I'm constantly punishing people for being out of uniform
that is true he said no more bits
not anything it's an issue you know facial hair you know everybody's kind of they all kind of look
the same okay so you got cop blindness you think we just all look the same maybe sir maybe maybe
I mean there's only three that's that's that's discriminatory and frankly it's wrong maybe I
need a new prescription that could be true you're supposed to do it over here that's true I
I haven't done that.
Yeah.
Clementine needs a new prescription.
She got tested.
Here's what I think happens here.
We're going to take Izzy with us, because clearly she's too good for this department.
What the hell?
And uh, you're just going to let that happen.
You're just going to get it against her will?
What?
That was wrong with you, right?
Yeah.
You can't just kidnap me.
She's one of my best officers, and I respect her a lot.
I'm just saying that she's going to come with us because she knows that what I'm
saying is correct.
I mean, this is obviously an officer that needs strong leadership, uh, and, and
guidance.
You know, frankly, I think that she could stand to use someone to learn off of, you know.
Right, dude, why do you like to come down to my department and pick up all my officers?
Are you, um, you know, unwilling to get new officers?
She would be a new officer.
Well, I mean, I feel like you need to pick up my officers. Like, I'm like the test dummy.
You're the training grounds.
Exactly.
It's because I feel bad, you know. I come down here and it's like...
Oh, you feel bad.
It's like when you go into an animal shelter. It's like you just know that she deserves a better life.
But there's some pit bulls here that you can tell a bit in a few people where it's like,
This this is probably the life they deserve
Reminds me of like Joe exotics, you know tiger rescue and then
Like the last coaches were duds. What did I say last night? What did I say last night before I ended the stream?
What the hell wrong you're right you can put down like a tiger
Sometimes I was PD was a lot of time, but sometimes you're right. What are you losing officers?
Yeah, I know
Wait, what happens to working together, you know, we are working
We all know
Marano is one of my best officers now if you and now she's gonna be anything. Well, why don't you give her service? I?
Mean I hundred percent
But if she's a right chaser, oh my god
No, I did not say you're a right chaser. Oh, okay. All right. I said I
Wouldn't give it to her just because you're offering to hire
Again, that is not what you said
If she's a badge bunny like Garcia, you can call women that
All the time they have departments. That's what that means. That's what it means when you have departments
You're a badge bunny. You're hopping around. Oh, you said badge bunny
money. Mm hmm. Oh, okay. Sorry. I thought you said bad money. No, no. Also a bad. I
would never I would never call anyone ever. Yeah, it's both. It's both. Yeah, it can
be both. Well, uh, regardless of that, um, you know, Garcia, um, who's not in the room
is he? If you want the job, uh, that would be fantastic in a way you just almost called
I see it. No, no, sorry. I was sometimes I get George Lopez.
Uh, you know, I woke up to it so much in the middle of the night
that it just plays in my head.
Them on the trampoline.
Oh, OK.
That's right.
All right. So this is so this has been resolved.
Yes. Yeah, I think we're good.
Yeah, I thought it was resolved before
Well chalk brought it up maybe well because you know we're going back and forth about having problem department
That's always I think chalk just hates me because I actually
The hell and I don't hate you
Well, no, I
But yeah, it's time for the shit out of him three all of them. Yeah
Yeah, you always like this fucking act like you have a huge fucking dick on the radio, but then you get clown who?
Yeah, I mean burrow doesn't have a big day what he thinks it's big it ain't big. Oh
Is that the case?
Locker room. All right. I'm telling you
Ain't that large
All right, fantastic. Well anyways
Hey, how's it going Ella? Hey, I'm just here to give is he my talkies and I'm going up duty. Oh, yeah
Sorry Ella, I know we were partying it up, but
We'll pound her up tomorrow. All right. I'll see you later. She's the one. Oh
Yeah, yeah, she's the one she's the one
You guys
Didn't you tell it not to?
Yeah, we told her not to use it like that anymore. I mean, I'm gonna be honest here. Can can you please leave her room?
Absolutely
Explain to me how you can find it malicious go ahead
Malicious
Yes, what it says right or gross negligence
Keep reading
It says abuses it says abuses your authority
Yeah, that's probably, I mean, yeah, but I think it's, I call you dog shit to your face, exactly.
Yeah, so how would she abuse her authority when she was doing it?
Sometimes you make me wonder.
And, you know, as her duty when there's a suspect, an individual constantly getting kidnapped for safety, put a tracker on him.
It's, well, it's a violation of his constitutional rights.
He agreed to put it on.
Okay, well, um,
for his safety.
So,
if he was a victim at the time, that would be one thing, right?
He got kidnapped like five times in a matter of an hour.
Sure, right, so just because you had been part of it.
This is why we laughed at it, right? So this is where it ended.
And she didn't know or Matt didn't know how to fight that.
Because we were asking him how it would be, you know, that
that. That's why I saw his laugh at her. I wouldn't laugh at her, but that's why I would
have said to her too. Granted, I agree, I saw his cry, I shouldn't have laughed at her.
But I don't understand your point. What do you mean? What do you mean? How is an abusive
authority? Because she was using it as an officer. She wasn't abusing it. No, she
used it as a concerned girlfriend for her boyfriend's safety. No. Yes. No, that's
That's what we thought to at first, but that's not it.
It's because he was supposed to get in kidnapped,
so he put a tracker on her, on Sal.
Right, but no, but no it wasn't, though.
But it was, because, I mean,
hey, we have multiple officer testimonies.
Okay, so what other perpetually kidnapped people
do you trick?
Sal is the most perpetually kidnapped person in the city.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, so. He was constantly getting kidnapped.
Okay, so just him then?
Um as yes from what I okay and it just happens to be his girlfriend that did it
Yes, oh, okay, so that's a bit bizarre. I
mean, yeah, I
Mean again, you can fight it in court. I mean if you lose we are pressed and wishes prosecution on it, too
Chalk that's not what malicious prosecution is
Yes, that's what Silas said so well, if Silas is here, I'd laugh out of someone pressing a charge that you don't agree with.
Is it malicious malicious prosecution? That's ridiculous. I think it's because it's so bad. It's so bad. It's not bad.
It's I think it's pretty bad. It doesn't fit. Yes, it does. Where does it say how to use a police tracker?
Well, I would assume that any reasonable person would know that
Equipment from a police armory would need to be used for you know police
Issues police matters
And it did it didn't it did
It's almost getting costly track. He said from a tape
We're gonna try to catch these guys because we kept it kept getting away and that's what they use it for I
Don't know. I mean it just it doesn't sound good. Yeah, we told her not we told her not to do it anymore
I we agree that was done with okay, so it wasn't like so then hold on a second
I'm so I'm so damn confused so you agree that it shouldn't have been used like that, but that's not corruption though
We told enough to use it like that anymore why
You know why
Listen you either agree with it or you don't I mean do you agree with it?
No, I
I mean, I thought the police trackers were used, you know, for, you know, good, um, you know, uses for police like maybe doing a sting off, but I probably shouldn't do that either.
So I have, I got to figure out what that should do with these police trackers. I guess maybe only use it for quarry.
Okay. Um, yeah, I don't know. Maybe, uh, maybe Lars will have to come up with some sort of legislation or something.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, cuz you know people can't just fucking
Can't give people freedom
Okay, well that sounds good, but yeah, no, I don't know. She's gonna go forward with the corruption charges
I think it fits personally. Okay. Yeah, we'll fight it
Okay
I guess but like I said my biggest issue with you know, if that's how you felt that's fine
But you know laughing around in the room
completely acceptable yeah I agree 100% I personally I think Silo should be
demoted for that I mean he's he's on the edge and also what it wasn't in the
office we were outside the window because it was all sick well still
regardless they they brought some concerns to you guys and you know we
don't want to have to press chart the only reason the pressing chart I can
corruption is because you guys didn't take it serious that's the only
reason if you guys are gonna take it seriously and actually listen to her we
want to be doing this right now but she feels slighted
okay yep no problem go for it okay all right whatever I'll talk to you later
chalk all right have a good one
It's 50-50. I mean, the way that Ripley articulated it was pretty goddamn good.
Probably not.
It was part of an investigation.
I don't know.
We'll see.
When she shows Sal gets kidnapped 40 times a week.
I don't know
Pressing charges because you're upset it's probably not a good idea. That's not illegal. I
Don't know why people think it is I I I legitimately don't know where that came from
I think that's one of those things people just made up and then convince themselves it's real
Malicious prosecution that's not what that means
There's that it was illegal just said it wasn't not a good idea
Of course, it's a good idea. You should be policing with passion. I'd argue that that is a good idea
If something upsets you why not?
What's malicious prosecution I
I believe the way it's written is intentionally charging people incorrectly because fuck them
But if there's but if you have probable cause it's not malicious prosecution
Yeah, it also requires a pattern
Yeah targeting excessively
could you push Melissa malicious prosecution on yeah you could just chain it
we'll see what happens there
hey don or angler hey what's up man you do you do
what you mean you gotta you gotta get your car back first where's it at
yeah it's in our garage it's repo you said you were gonna give me a chance
man what the fuck well I am I gave you like you know Lars is ready to seize that thing well if
you have it it's been seized well I mean like like seize it like the ownership completely you know
like out of your name but you okay so can you give me my car back yeah if you let me let me see
where you're out here okay so it has been seized um yeah we've seized it but we haven't
We haven't uh, completely re-possessed ownership, uh, you have a chance to get it back pay the money.
How much do I owe on it? Let me check it look.
I don't think I even want it back. Let's see, you owe Jesus Christ, Wrangler.
You know, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't, god damn month. Yeah, it's just under
$17,000 it looks like.
I don't even think I want a bag.
You can just keep it.
What the hell?
I mean, you paid somebody.
You don't want to waste it.
How much did I pay?
Well, you made one payment on it.
Yeah.
It looks like.
I mean, you're your bell.
I don't know.
10 K.
I mean you're your belt. I don't know 10 K in on this
Yeah, it kind of sucks
Yeah, I like it and I know how much more on it
Oh
You owe a little over 16 total, but you only owe a little over 12 right now
It's like a there's no way that cars were $22,000
Hey
Yeah
You legitimately got a pretty good deal on that car really
Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, I tell you what you know, could you guys just take it and then?
You said I paid how much on it
About ten maybe if you guys keep it and just like
I don't know give me $5,000 on dream what the fuck is the wall back going back in here? Oh
Hey
We do it to him hold on a minute. I didn't do that. He vomited and then fell over. It's not my thing
I'm usually here. I will call 911 for him. I want to speak to Todd be you guys seem busy see
So basically, you know, we seize it and we have possession of it. We're legally allowed
to but we have to let Lars season the day and transfer it back. It's kind of a whole
thing. We should make this automated. It's fine. I'm back. So what do you got?
Yeah, we got a bison in right now, we got a rancher XL, we just sold a car, a truck's
you like.
I don't know, could you pull them all out and let me see.
I should have a cheap picador pick up one of them right by the
Wrangler's badge
The bison so running about just under 30 grand for this bison
What I like I like older trucks older trucks. Okay. Well, then I think you may well me like
What a nice streamer Penta is also not fat
You can take the cab off of it, maybe
See here this is
We actually don't have this stock that we just sold we've even selling these a lot. This is a rancher
This has a little work done on it obviously, but what do you mean? You don't have it in stock
This is the money that works here. We've sold like we've been buying these like crazy sell them every time we get up
Oh, yeah, I hate this thing. This looks like shit. What else do you got?
Okay, let me see what else
You said older trucks, so then you're not gonna like the car car
out let me see it anyway this is like this is my car car here oh god no
well there's so many range oh it's like I'm an electrician he hated the rancher
he fucking hated your truck well what would you hate about now just piece of
shit that's piece of shit it's actually a really good truck draws really well
Yeah, that's a piece of shit, and I hate it
Guess I have my reasoning. I just don't like it. I don't need a reason
It's like it's the cars are like music, you know, I just
Just like what you like
I think like music on your any Vietnamese made vehicles
Vietnamese
The Vietnamese manufacturer
there. First, they make cars in Vietnam. Um, shitty ones. Yeah.
That's tough. They probably I'm sure they make good ones.
You've never seen a good car. No, I'm not back. I'm not back.
You're not. Why not? Is this why I'm getting? I know I just I
read that the vaccine could cause myocarditis and then
healthy males around my age. Why wouldn't you want that?
you sell cars. Hey, you can't be working here. They're gonna get
everyone's yeah. Yeah, I know. Well, I can God, Mike, I might
go get the vaccine. They fucking denied me last night. You
know, I will say though, I heard there's some bad batches
going actually love got a bad batch. You made her even more
sick. That's what happened to Jethro. He yeah, she almost
died too. I took a vaccine and he fucked them up worse.
Yep. That happened to love.
She got all fucked up.
I don't know. I'm kind of nervous, but I mean, I'll do what I have to do.
You have to do it. You have to do it.
Oh, what if I get heart problems? I have a healthy heart.
I get jabbed and all of a sudden I fall over.
Well, customer's sick.
That's true.
You're gonna be the sick car guy.
What do you have a boss in Wrangler?
He didn't like that either.
I mean, well, that's the trucks you got in stock.
I can go look at, you said older trucks, right?
Yeah, what do you got? Show me what you got.
I
Let me know I got a court case in an hour
What is it? Oh
Fucking sal suing me because I post on social media that he has sex with the waffles. Oh the whole
Yeah, waffle gate
Let's see what she had to go to have.
You can get the Red Bull, but that's not exactly old. I mean, it's a little bit old.
Pretty little. Do you like your trucks lifted?
Maybe a little bit old?
That's not going to like the Rihada. The Rihada is like a toy truck.
Yeah, Rihada is not old.
Nothing wrong with a little bit.
It came out of Toy Story.
However, it is big as fuck.
Yeah, that's why it's called Toy Story.
They don't think you'd like the Bobcat XL?
Is it good that Joe Nath is the best?
Sandy Bob to each.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I'll just come see what you got tomorrow.
I don't know.
I'm gonna go out.
Joe Wills?
I'm gonna order a Bobcat XL.
We'll sell it regardless.
You come take a look at it tomorrow.
I haven't tried this truck out yet.
Alright, that's your style. Okay. I gotta go get ready
What the fuck happened to my car
Okay.
We go back. Chat, don't worry, there's going to be
plenty of opportunity to listen to music soon. Stay tuned
for that.
I
Stay tuned for that guys
Hey burger shots open
These guys bothering you man
Okay, I think it's my name is double D. I don't know
I'll take a picture.
Yeah, I'll take a picture.
Yeah, take a picture real quick.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
I'll send that to you.
317, I'm out, 1038.
A legally parked car over at Burgershot.
Red 4-Door two times like that.
Can I get the initial?
Oh, no, what happened?
I'm a police officer. I'm not a gangster. Yeah, gangster, official gangster, no I'm saying.
No, no, I'm a cop. I'm a cop not an official gangster
All right
What is it
little what's all right won't you get out of the car mr. dollars on
all right are you okay sir why the hell you're gonna put your hands on cuz
you're going to jail no you're bad guys you can't drive without a driver's
Listen sir, put your hands up.
Listen, I don't play like this, yo.
I am surfing the place today.
Five.
Oh shit, how we got it?
Oh shit, get in the car.
Get in the car.
There we go.
Yeah, I'm on 3 now.
Right here, sir.
Yep, sounds good.
Right up on the left.
Criminals do hate the number 5.
What's up with that?
You always make some room.
And he's dead.
Oh, he's dead.
Oh
We still love
Great news
Hey
Stop I'll get you
That was weird.
Oh my god.
Get off me.
One more 95.
Nice.
Okay.
It's a medical one, okay?
Okay, medical.
Good.
Good work.
I got a thought.
Just as I thought, stolen ass car.
Oh, we were borrowed, would you?
Good job, you guys.
Yeah, let me get us borrowed off the side of the road
and they didn't even know.
I got a question for you, Rick, and I'll.
Ten right, on channel one.
Actually, we're 10-7.
Oh, my God.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Zero-decoats.
No, no, no, he hasn't done anything wrong.
Is your gun, sir?
No, it's mine.
I found in a flower pie, man.
Okay, well, now he's done something wrong.
It is mine.
Never mind.
It is.
I was just kidding.
All right, do me a favor, process him, I'll process this guy.
All right, get him some medical, I gotta get him to trial soon, I gotta get moving.
And he's into it, we're going to war.
What, where are these rumors coming from?
Rudy said we're going to war with the LSB.
Oh, that's another fucking thing I gotta do.
Where are you going, man?
Come on, bro, I ain't even doing nothing.
What do you mean Rudy said we're going to war with the LSVDY?
Of course, whatever meeting guys we're in.
He just said that?
Yes, and they said that everyone at BCSO is bullshit and does everything wrong and that
Tessa is bad and that I'm bad and that there was this interview guy, he should only
go to the BCSO if if he likes doing everything wrong all right let's go
there come on let's go all right
also I forgot that's another thing I got talked to talk about silence
what up what is the name of Morgan Luna's cop boyfriend Frank Frank what I have
no fucking idea he's creepy all right creepy Frank thanks okay yeah I'm fine
apparently I can uncuff people from the drivers what that was here okay that's my
same bind for hanging up the flash probably just changed the bind that's a
thing that's a thing I toughen the car
I don't know why'd you do it sir
I just can't help myself I'm a good gangster I'm a good gangsta that's bad
I'll always wear my seat belt, yo, I'll always wear it.
Good shit, Dennis.
All right, sir, put your hands up for me.
All right.
Great work.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you looking at?
He's talking to you, I think, yo.
Yeah.
Randy and you?
I ain't drinking any brandy more. No, you said Randy. I'm Randy Wrangler. Oh
All I just talked to shit
That's nice, yeah, that's good. Are you drunk right now?
Just kind of hot yo, okay, so what are you?
I
Look in
Values
Okay
I know some stuff on them a wall some shit
Yeah
Okay, so right now you do the retro men silent anything you say can't move is against for a long year
There are two dirty big nine 401 will be provided if one is available. You're saying it's
Yeah, I guess where the hell did you get the Valium? Oh
Shit, I guess I just fucking found that shit as well
yo and you just started taking things and driving yeah I find that shit every
morning in the valley yo that is fucked up driving while intoxicated is crime
I know I just can't help myself hey go and put your hands up for me so I can
search you hi this is sick no yo this is how I live my fucking life
All right
Now this is bad news sir. Oh the fuck am I supposed to hold my gun sideways if I can't take Valium and drop?
Jesus this isn't you're gonna assume
ma fucking
Yeah, I'm looking bought that off some more fucker. I get
All right, sir, what's your name?
My government name
Yeah, give me your government
Yeah
Billy bags yeah number one hit it yo, what do you say in nom team?
Yeah
Billy bags
all righty I'm gonna make this quick okay yeah I love it quick yo two minutes
tops I'll be way less than that watch this
give a warrant oh Christ no no I don't know it's not gonna be two months oh it
is gonna be two months oh you have a shit ton of overdue fines no I went to
the mobs for that shit. You might need to go back sir. No, no. All right, look at this.
All right, what would it be? Reckless evading. Yeah, theft of a motor vehicle. Yeah, I did
do that and then watch this possession of fire sir 30 months plead guilty right
now I'm cutting the sound 20 very good deal hey let me get 17 give a gang to the
17 and I'm guilty is a more alright fine deal done yeah guilty guilty guilty
yo have a good day ah two minutes let's see what the hell's wrong with chalk I
No, you I was just big dick because they were interviewing somebody so they was looking all hard and shit
No finds change, what do you mean no finds change?
Holy shit, are you okay?
You're technically see a maneuver
This place is crazy I can teach you if you want to learn all you did was jump off this and hit the ground
That's the maneuver. Yeah, and I didn't hurt myself at all
well look painful
Tosk?
Jock, what the fuck?
Oh shit, my bad.
Why's he running, Jock? He's running!
Why are you telling people that we're at war with each other and then we only hire a cop?
It's not what he said! He didn't say that!
I didn't say that. Yes he did! I asked him point blank!
said no comment. Oh, man, I don't have any comment about any of this. I haven't even talked
about any of that. What do you mean? This is fucking lying. You were here. Did he not
literally say yes? No, he did not. He did not say yes. I hate. Oh, I hate all of you guys.
Suck
Word actually he said no comment
I'm sorry Gordon's trying to store the pot in our department break it apart. Well, so don't make a lot of being short, okay
He's a short little guy. No, I mean he can't control that. He uses a fucking boost to see in your car
He can't control that all right
Alright, so you're a bad eyesight, you know, I'm sure that people called you four eyes
Saying that we suck ass test of suck ass
Oh, if you want to work up there that that if you want to do things wrong you work for the BCSO that
I did not say Tessa suck this I said
BCSO was
Exactly what I said. Yeah, I did not say anything about test of all
Yeah, I was just talking shit to him because he was talking shit.
Did you talk shit, Gordon?
I literally didn't say shit.
I don't understand.
What did I say to talk shit?
He's like, why would you want to work with Alice PD?
Yeah, he came here to talk shit about Alice PD with the interview guy.
He talked about how I was called the pussy for point nail toxicity.
So I got toxic with him.
And I said, PCSO was trashed.
to rile a little guy up and it worked did you get riled up Gordon yes it worked
they riled me but they're also fucking lying and then he ran to daddy and now
we're here this is my boss he's my boss stop being a pussy he's not like daddy
he's my ball I'm like if anything he's like a son to me at the LSPD they just
don't report anything to their command yes that's not true because I mean why
would they say I also just do nothing and then really you'll just ask Silas
what to do but he doesn't want to do anything. That's not even true. They always come to
me. You can even ask her, I'm constantly busy. I thought all the time. All the fucking time.
I'm gonna be all the time. I've only ever seen you guys interview people and then the people
you're interviewing, I never see again. Really? Because I'm always out of patrol.
If I never see you out of patrol, Rangloo. I've just arrested somebody in your cells
and they guess what? There's no one down there processing anybody. Oh, it's cool.
all day. Oh really? You want to go see how old he is right now?
He didn't say that. I hate your asses.
Chalk, I got to talk to you about a few things. Okay. Okay.
Are you going to do anything about Chalky throwing up at me
at throwing up on me at the hospital? Oh yeah. I totally
forgot about that. I'll do something about that. Okay.
He ran over to me and threw up on me because if you
don't, then I'm going to press charges.
I would get a press like reckless endangerment or something
Well, hold on that might actually fit
During a pandemic in a hospital you got yeah, I'm out of his way to throw up on me
We're out of his way
Yep, oh hold on was it those shoes
was it these shoes yeah of course it was considered an injury a man should only buy a new pair of boots every 10 years assault is offensive contact Rudy learner penal code please well I was gonna reckless endangerment
because we said first.
Hey, man, reckless endangerment of salt,
either one of those work, it doesn't really matter.
I kind of think trying to be as tall
will be funny as fuck.
I'm not gonna sue him, I'm gonna put him in prison.
Oh, all right, everybody.
Are we doing that again?
Are we just gonna put him in prison
instead of taking it to the docket?
That's always been like that.
For non-
For all charges or corruption?
For non-corruption charges.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Okay, gotcha.
I mean you can do whatever you want if you want to put things on the but I'm not gonna waste my time going to court with someone
named fucking chalky
Chalky chip. Oh my gosh. What the hell wrangler chalky chip
You are someone named chalky chip mm-hmm really what time is nap time around here?
Around like for Easter you can't make those jokes when you got short little guy coming in here crying
That's true. He needs a little baby bottle from pesto. You what the fuck?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest talk and
Is he?
Despite his size, okay
You might he might be half the size of you, but you guys are half the police officer that he is
I'm not gonna. He's a great officer. I'm not gonna lie. He is good from what I'm seeing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Now I get it. Okay short jokes are easy. That's the kind of thing I would expect out of the LSPD easy stuff
Right have a criminal. Yeah, that's what I've expected you guys easy stuff easy hires chalky chip
You know maybe a speeding ticket here and there. Where's the drug trafficking? Where's the big boy cases, huh?
I've been rated people have left and right really who do you do great last cuz I would love to read those investigations. I
rated
Smoke I
want to fuck her. Oh the form street fuckers. Mm-hmm. What'd you get from them?
um we didn't get a whole lot he i think he started somewhere else
man you just you just know i couldn't i also i ever had in marisa
absolutely blasted her you know what i'm doing i'm going into palito and i'm grabbing people out
of there and i'm charging them in less actually i big time big boy business i need to actually
play yourself is that legal set oh yeah yes you tell me i could drive up to palito
No, you can't. You can't. You're not. You're not me.
Oh, okay.
Okay, it's legal for the sheriff.
Actually, this is actually, you're not me.
Can we talk in this room real quick?
Well, hold on. I got something else.
I'm not going to.
Okay, well, this is actually important.
Well, this is important, too.
Who the fuck is Officer Frank dating Morgan Luna?
They're dating?
Yeah.
Wait, Frank Danger?
I got told there was just no.
Well regardless, he's telling her shit that we're saying it on the radio
Mmm
And then she's saying it to other people. Yeah, he ran up and said oh my god
We're at war with Polito because Rango said it on the radio
What the fuck which I don't even think I did say that maybe I did but I don't think I did
That's how grossly negligent
Yeah, so why is one of your officers leaking things off our encrypted government radio channel to the general public?
I don't know. I'll talk to him.
Wait, is she doing a ride-along again?
Yeah, she was doing a ride-along because there's people after her.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Maybe she overheard it in that scenario.
Ride-along.
Yeah, we do ride-alongs every once in a while for specific possible buyers.
Judges yeah, her life was she was being stopped. Why are you guys conflicting judges when we only have three?
Here's other judges, and she's also
Now you're gonna need to apologize to me right now
So she's no no no no
You apologize to me right now. I don't talk to you like that. You don't talk to me like that. Okay. I'm sorry
Okay, that's okay. I
She's the only dude right alongs not in her shift. She does not take cases out of her shift
What shift is she shift one?
She always does shift one. That's it and she writes along during shift
But what if she's around during shift to why can't she take cases on she refuses
I mean, I'm not sure if she's
one. That's what she says.
Does Lars know that?
No, probably.
I don't know. I mean, like, I
see her around. It's like, hey,
there's no, there's no.
You know, they're refusing to
take cases out of shift one.
Of course.
Yes. Yeah.
Wait. What do you mean? She's
like what like some that's out of her time zone or something that no no no she
just said one because she's has no problem riding a riding along with cops
and shift to and apparently she's doing I'm worried that if she's run along with
cops she's gonna be upset sorry but she is doing this because she has no
problem she's no problem doing this because she doesn't take any shift two
cases at all is what she's saying well she didn't say that she's refusing to
say cases I just like words in my mouth is EU shift one what the fuck are you
talking about you did say that you said that she doesn't take shift two cases
yes but you just don't know I mean she said no I didn't say that sorry talk
forgets what he said a minute ago no you said she you said she said that she
she doesn't she right around here on speaker so talk what did she say well
whenever I said hey you available for a bench I says no this is not my shift
Maybe try looking for a different judge. She just says that's it all the time.
She's not clocked in. Okay, she's not clocked in, but I guess she's not taking them.
Yeah, exactly. She's not clocked in. I guess I'm just confused on if she has time to do a ride along.
I just got out of the car with just a fucking gun in his hand.
Oh, Jesus, get out of there. Oh, well, he's done.
Oh, my God. He didn't even tell us where he was.
Yeah, well, that's not great.
I
Still in question it can you just admit that you did say yes to a war I
Swear to God
Fuck you also just told me that she is refusing to take shift two cases
Yeah, but you said that she said that like on there's something that you said I feel you said it was very miss worded
What the hell are you talking about?
I
Said that she said that she's refusing to take shift two cases, and you said that's not
Yeah, I don't remember our conversation. So what the hell do you mean?
That that's how my brain works. I just wipes everything out. It does that shit all the time
Point of the matter is not on duty right so does she
I mean if she's around and if somebody wants a fucking bench trial
Then that's probably a better use of her time than riding along with her fucking boyfriend cup doing Jack shit all
And getting leaked information and leaking in there
Off duty. No, I can understand that
I'll be honest. This is not my problem. I don't care. It is your problem. Chuck. It is your I don't care
Okay, well see that's
Exactly we are different. I'm a fixer. I got a fixed shit
I mean if there's a problem with the Department of Justice that needs someone needs to know Chalk
You can't just I don't think there's a problem. You don't think it's a problem that there's a judge. Oh, no, they fucking don't
That was fucking weird. I think you ran to a bush
Anyways talk tell the man tell Lars
What here he hurt it? She she goes off duty and
It's finding something to do and she has someone was threatened her life
So she would ride with an officer for her safety. That's literally yet. She's doing nothing wrong
I don't know what she's not running with an officer. She's riding with Frank. Isn't she she rides with
Get out of it, I'm gonna be honest. I'm seeing a pattern with your with your department
What all of your officers seem very
Focused on protecting their girlfriends and boyfriends
Well, I mean I see a pattern of your department being very aggressive for your reason. Okay. Give me an example
Oh, almost every chase great. Just give me one example
Okay
Happens almost all the time I can't give you examples
Okay, but there are times that they're not easy. So I mean if happens all the time chocolate every chance just give me a single
Well, I haven't been on freaking duty in the past like four days. You just said you were on duty all the time
That's a big thing in this kind of nation. There's a pandemic. So I was off duty for like three days and I'm constantly in this office
So I just need one example and then I can address it
Okay, I don't remember example
But it happens all the time probably not that big of a deal then if you can't I mean okay
I mean to be honest ringler. I hope you understand. I don't care to work with you guys
You know exactly how that's yes, so works. I'm fine. We're really each other
But I will be happy to separate departments because we
Just seems like you're forcing this I'm gonna be honest and also what is the SDSO?
Okay. What do you mean? Okay. Okay. That's fine. If you don't remember the SDSO or don't
know, that's fine. Wait forever ago. Why the hell are you bringing it up? Because we never
worked with anyone else and no one liked working with us. So that's how I always be on the
matter of life. What the hell are you talking about?
I just
You're trying to rebuild the SDSO
No, but I feel like I should at this point. What are you chalk? You are out of your fucking mind
Why what is happening? I'm trying so hard to not do this whole
PD separation thing PD segregation, but you're just it's almost just like you're forcing it
Like you just wanted to happen you
well the problem is that Chuck if you don't want to talk to me what a cut you
keep constantly want to come in here and just complain and I'm not even a lot of
work together I'm making you aware of the of shit that your officers are doing
Chuck a legal case and then you say like oh well I see all your officers are
only you know dating people and then do illegal stuff with them right it's
fucking crazy to say it very disrespectful did I say doing illegal
stuff with them is that what I said Chuck you said there is a pattern did
Did I say doing the legal stuff?
And the pattern is illegal.
That's what I said.
I said that.
I said there's a pattern and the pattern's illegal.
I said that.
Yes, because you're saying it.
Do you actually believe that?
Because what were you just accusing of, Franklin?
Leaking information from our radio to somebody
who doesn't have access to it.
And what did Gora say?
No, no.
What charge did you want to push?
I didn't take any charge.
I'm not Randy.
OK.
I didn't mention charging anyone with anything except for
And I said I'll I'll talk to him about I see what the house going on there right and I didn't and that's fine
I didn't say anything
Okay, you're the one that's freaking out
Look Chuck you know I don't know I don't know what you want. I said I'll talk to you
Just keep complaining complaining and complaining
Chuck!
We-
Hahahaha
What on the-
What in the hell is your problem?
He-
What are you talking about?
I'm stoked about-
This is the first time we've talked about it.
Okay, yes.
When I was over, I'll talk to you about it.
I don't understand why you're-
why you're talking to me like this.
W-
Where's this disdain?
Where's this coming from?
Are you mad that your officers-
It sounds like you're mad that your officers are fucking up-
I don't-
You are lashing it out on me about it.
Can we talk about the pleat on stuff?
No one bring up?
10 minutes ago?
I need an apology.
Okay, I apologize.
Because that was out of line.
That was way out.
You just, you freaking out on me for no reason, man.
Do you not want me to come to you with shit that you're officer?
Because I want you to come to me if my deputies are doing things.
I mean, okay.
But I mean, I'll go to you instead of Tess next time.
You know what? That's my bad. I should have done that.
Yeah, you should.
I mean, I would like to have a working relationship
where if there's issues, then we go to each other about it.
I don't think you want that though.
It's, it just sounds like to me that you're,
that you don't want to let it go.
Well, I just, I don't see a problem with,
you know, Frank riding around with Morgan.
I do see a problem with him leaking cons,
if that's the case.
I do see a problem.
I will explain to you why it's a problem,
in my opinion, okay?
Because that's a judge and we only have three.
And if she is riding along with a police officer, she's getting conflicted out of everything.
I mean, there's more than three judges.
Really? Who are they?
Yeah, Yi, John Law, Lars, Luna.
Yi and John Law don't do anything.
John Law's never picked up a case neither.
Yi just got hired.
Okay.
So I again, I, I, and he's also, I don't even know who that is.
I don't son, son Yi.
You don't know son Yi.
No, I don't really a judge for years. He was a DA for actually. Yeah, he's yeah, he's actually out of your shift. You wouldn't know him
Okay, so so then there's four
No, it sounds like there's one that's in that's not shift one. There's one judge. It's not shit. Yeah, there's only one
That's not shift one. Okay, so
That's even good DOJ problem then a anything problem, I mean listen, you're that's that's true
you're not wrong but
Um, the issue I would say is, uh, I would never allow now yet again, you can do whatever the fuck you want, but I think having deputies ride along with their girlfriend and boyfriend and people in relationships with this, probably just asking for trouble.
Again, I didn't know they're dating.
I never heard anything about that.
And they haven't even told me that.
You said that I'm aware they're just, that's a relationship.
Probably more complicated to be honest, but yeah, we, we did not know that.
Okay, so that's an issue and like I said you have a pattern of your officers
Going out of their way to protect people. They're in a relationship with
And it's just kind of coming off as a little friend gang ish. I'm sorry, but it's true
Friend gang ish, it's just it's coming off like that a little bit to me
What does that mean? I mean if you got if you got officers that really they're just going out of their way to
only protect people they're in a relationship with you think I'm building
another costing department I have concerns I just I I'm having I'm seeing
some writing on the walls you know what you can see that two examples but to be
fair we didn't know but though there is two examples I didn't know we got a nip
that we got a nip that shit I'm gonna stuff right I see you're saying now
with the front game with the cost yourself I see it now now we're getting
somewhere. You know what? Yeah, I'm gonna have to nip the Frank right along to
Luna now. I'm gonna have to talk to about it. Granted, I didn't know that they were
doing anything besides that.
Yeah, give messy with like I'm not I'm not I'm not saying it's happening. I'm
just saying that I'm seeing some writing on the walls. That's it. That's all
I'm saying. Okay, but I'm bringing I'm coming to you. And again, yeah, I see
it now. Yeah, but you really, I don't think you want to hold
department of cops just hanging out with their significant other on duty no of
course not that sounds fucking cringe
I'm sorry.
To be honest with you, he almost got fired.
For what?
Because we uh he asked for FTO and me and Sal started to question him and the first question was asked what is
Terryview, Ohio and his answer was I answered that in my interview well he's got you there
did he that doesn't matter he's going for fdl you guys got a pisser yeah we do
we have two places we have an up floor we have a bottom floor all right I'm
gonna take a piss and then we can talk about the Play-Doh shit all right I'm
gonna get out of here Randy thank you all right
Why I got an answer twice.
Fifth piss. Stop counting my pisses.
I feel like that's just unnecessary.
You're being a whole lot.
Let me pee.
Let the boy piss.
I'm going to be honest, it really sounds like the chalk once.
He wants to split the departments up, man.
I really don't want to do that.
He's conflicted on that.
He likes to make people angry.
Geof George, thank you so much for the five gifted.
He fucking hates you guys.
God damn, man.
I know.
What the fuck?
It might be fun.
No, I don't want to do that again.
I really don't.
I mean, if it goes that way, it does.
But damn, I don't want to do that.
He knows BCSO is bad. I don't think BCSO is any worse than LSBD.
LSBD just has more personality right now.
It is.
So there's a guy, I think the agricultural, do you know a Walter?
Let me take a seat.
Oh speedy is great to watch in the morning. Yeah, they have personality and they're funny, but
But are they more competent on the field?
All right
Yes, I don't know man
All right, you know a Walter from Toledo, I don't know I don't really know any of these people
So I'm getting into how that someone is letting
who can control the gate in and out of Polito and Los Santos
and it's letting them get a vehicle in this fleeing
from my guy.
And also, we're going to call today.
They were throwing explosives over the border
on the eastern gate, yes.
Did you get any proof?
No.
But someone made a call saying, hey,
someone's throwing something explosive at the border and there's a lot of
policians around it so I thought I should bring that up to you okay um
Yeah, um, so let's go back a little bit.
Tell me about this guy letting people in their fling.
Yeah, so apparently, um, my guy saw this guy, I think his name's Walter.
Um, he's opened up gates for people to come in and then leave.
like I couldn't chase him because he's in a super fast vehicle.
I said, citizen was waiting for a police to jump the border and pick him up.
So apparently like their citizens are just waiting at the borders and then this
guy opens up the gate and the police just hops in with this citizen.
Well, what we would need to get over and over again.
Yeah.
So we would need to get your guy to set something up and then we would need
to record that guy, uh, letting opening the gate.
Yes.
Okay.
I can try to work on that.
If you need help with this let me know because I've already went up there and secretly recorded them committing crimes
You know I've already done that
Okay, I can talk to him see if he wants to talk to you about everything that he's been watching over
He's been you know staking the shit out. Sure. And what's his name your guy?
He can you know if he'll call you okay, just give him my number then okay? I
Thought I should break especially the explosive. I thought you bring that up to you
Yeah, I mean we got to start working on this on this stuff
And now I'm gonna be honest, y'all, you gotta take it easy, man.
What do you mean?
This whole, well, fuck it, let's just be separate department things.
I mean, you, you're just so dramatic.
I'm sorry, you know, I am.
I'm very dramatic.
Oh, I'm taking easy, man.
God damn.
I'm sorry.
I just get very stressed.
You know, I get stressed.
I just start screaming stuff.
You got to smoke.
I do have to pick up smoke and hey, what's up Lars?
Yeah, you do.
Come on, damn.
No, it's just um, I think I mean we can talk to Rengler. I mean it was just um, I see the problem of um, you know
She's riding around with Frank. I didn't know they were dating
First time I've heard about it
around on duty while they're dating
She hasn't been on duty, but it's still a judge. It's being conflicted and we don't have a ton right now
Yeah, but she told me
know yeah she she told me that she doesn't work during the tour at all no matter what about 30 minutes
probably yeah she hangs around pretty late without really working it's kind of weird but then sometimes
she's clocked in so she's getting paid and then she is working so if she's ever clocked in and then
saying she's not taking stuff that'd be weird because she's clocked in right now really is she
My case no, is it your case? Oh, okay
What's that happening 30 minutes 30 minutes? Okay?
Okay, how long the case can do we think we can do you know the meeting today?
What what meeting you wanted?
Politis is off. Yeah
Yeah, we probably should talk about it. I got something in the works right now, but
Even still I think we talked to the governor because we should I think you should probably start yeah
considering setting up some sort of military no but anyways I gotta worry
about my court case so yeah we're at the trains yeah train some people get a
fucking you know military sergeants appointed that yeah well I'll talk about
it where's the case at is it we're the city all okay yeah yeah I think that's
pretty much it just wonder what's going on with Luna yeah no I've not heard of
taking or rejecting shift two cases until you literally just called me right
now yeah I've called her for you know doing better out he says sorry I don't
work shift you see if you can find a different job like you're your wit
lock or you yeah around this time it's usually me TT or your yeah yeah I don't
expect her to have to work here as long as she's working most of you we've got
plenty of judges in this time so now we got Sunyee and her in EU and then of
course
yeah
I'm telling you our ship is stacked
Good all right, here you are
I bet you how's TT doing
I haven't had a case of him to be honest with you no one's taking me to court yet, so
besides go civil suits
I was taking any of your charges to the court
No, no, I I smoke I would smoke them anyway, so all right
All right. All right. Thank you.
Anything else? No, if you ever get in a situation where the clock on duty, not taking stuff for some reason, that'd be weird. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye.
I think you're getting a little, a little big for your britches. What do you mean? I just, I just think you're getting a little cocky.
me cocky yeah no heavens no yeah i think you're gonna get a little cocky
more no i think you are i don't know what do you mean cocky come on
i just think i was making the best department that's ever been seen
that's what they say around here they say you know what shock this is the best apartment i see
You think this is the best department that's ever been created?
That's what people are saying.
Who who is saying that?
All all my officers, they're loving it.
They're saying, you know, Chuck,
I love this department that you're building here.
Well, I'm glad we're all as high.
But, you know, I'd.
You'll warn you just because, you know,
you think things are going well and your deputies
or officers think things are going well,
You have to sit around and shit on the BCSO
You know what I agree. You know what I shouldn't
I'm sorry for you know creating the seems like mean you guys are being bullies, you know
You we are being bullies, you know, you know what?
It's because you know when we first started out you guys were bullying us heavily. No, they're not
No, they did they were soup. They were bullying and I can I have officer actually about that
especially during
early shifts
They were definitely bullying people, but it kind of slowed down and I agree we kind of took over the bullying and I'll make sure to stop that
Right. I mean, you know, it seems like things are going okay, but I'm gonna be honest
I
Mean you guys are mostly shift one, right?
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, British people aren't that good at crime
So I mean it's you guys just kind of shooting fish in a barrel
really okay right I mean come on they're British they don't they don't do
crime as well as you know Americans do not even I don't know that freaking Eugene
is a pain in my ass yeah oh yeah he's oh my he's so cocky too he sold drugs in
front of me you laughed at me and drove away you catch him no I couldn't
catch him I was I was at a freaking house robbery and he took advantage of
it sounds like you have bitched I did man I'm trying to make you my bitch but I
keep freaking losing him I wouldn't let that slide it's still fucking slippery
chalk I would not let that's I would not let that go I'm trying I'm trying
to catch this fucking guy
I don't know who do you think is uh who do you struggle with or who do you
like you know see a lot of during this shift
what would you prop fucking four few fuckers not real I'm gonna be honest I
catch most people atchies okay I don't really have any problem criminals I
would say okay got you know really not really yeah we have we have a lot of
gangs that we deal with I mean no we definitely have gang members I would
say the only one sticking out is maybe slim but I don't even even him we catch
pretty easily it's not that bad. Yeah slim is definitely catchable. Yeah it's true.
All right well Chuck that all sounds good I'm gonna get in if they if you
don't want to work with our department that's fine you just need to tell me
that. No no I want to work with you guys you know again I I got to get up
So I get very stressed and I just start sputing shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, cause it's all, you know, looking for a reason for it's kind of cringe.
But if you just want to, if you just want to say, fuck us, then, you know, just do that.
You know what?
I'll stop.
Cause usually I kind of say that, you know, just to cool everything down.
You know, settle everything.
You know what?
I'll stop saying it though.
You gotta take it easy.
I do.
You know what?
Maybe I should take some time off.
So, so this might be right.
Maybe I've been working too long and hard.
I think, yeah, you should just both go off duty forever.
What the hell?
For like a week.
Forever for like a week.
Oh, OK, OK.
And to see what happens.
You know, maybe your officers are good enough
to just run it on their own.
Oh, no.
You know, maybe.
Oh, no, it's maybe.
All right, Wrangler, we'll go look in the court case.
All right, I'll be moving.
Sal, he's suing me.
Oh.
Yeah.
Gosh, I tell you, Akiba-Soul.
What about him?
All right, I'll talk to you about him.
Tracy, you know what?
I'll talk to you.
OK, look, we're investigating Sal right now
about some Polito stuff.
What?
No way.
What?
He might be smuggling Politions with Flamie.
No, he's not.
Why would he do that?
Yeah, we're looking into it.
And Michael Knight might be involved.
Michael Knight, the Knight Rider?
What do you think, I don't understand,
what do you think they're doing?
We're thinking that they're getting contacts saying,
hey, if you're skipping Polito, go to Plan B.
They'll take the tracker off.
They'll get you a job at Plan B to start making money.
And then Pogdan will get them an apartment
if you like some at the banner.
This fit right in really and they'll take and they'll take the money and they'll exchange the money for police money
You got to look into that. Yeah, we're looking into it
But be on a lookout for you know, keep a side eye on Sal. Yeah, yeah, it was definitely not in the same
I'll put down this profile definitely not innocent
But that's an alias Jesus
Jesus. That's not good. Hey, Ollie, did you talk to me at all?
Uh, no. Damn, this PD kind of rules.
Yeah. Jordan Stream is going to hit. I know, I just kind of want to play Jordan tonight,
man. Sure, I just want to speak to my friend.
Cause I feel like it's- It's funny, I don't know.
There's many Jordan Oilers.
There are a lot.
Why do I want to play Jordan tonight?
B feels pretty juiced and the Polito stuff also feels pretty juiced it just it
feels like a waste of RP potential if I don't please one storyline at a time oh
buddy come on you've been here too long to know that's why what storyline
It's either zero or 10 storylines.
Yeah.
I want Michael Knight definitely not Jordan Steele.
Okay.
I'll admit it.
Michael Knight has been Jordan Steele this whole time.
Yeah, I'll admit that.
This entire time.
There it goes.
Uh-huh.
You lying liar bitch.
Alright, that's a little far, buddy. Relax.
I forgive you. Thank you! Finally, some damn forgiveness.
Hello. Hello, Sheriff. It's
Wheeler here. Hey, Wheeler.
What's up, buddy? Uh, it's going
on. Right. I heard, uh, from
somebody that you had a stitch
on a hut for drug trafficking.
Is that correct? Yeah, he took
a plea. All right. Uh, I also
heard in that case that he mentioned or someone that was in his home under the name of
uh... methro yes
did he mention any type of connection or anyone with this individual
uh... not that i remember you call mask if you want
uh... okay i
i'm kind of doing an investigation i'm trying to keep it tightly as uh...
possibly can so
well good luck
Thank you, Mike
Metro
You're at the door, it's very dirty areas. Okay
Did you die or did the Vax actually work
I need to
You have reached
Wheeler again. I still have that phone you got from Bertie Harry. Oh, yeah
You have free
My two definitely Polito
Freedom fighters and not just people that lied. I gotta get a hold of them today
Get that information that they promised
Uh, both of these deputies who were supposedly stabbed with this super harmful, crazy drug
with prolonged sentence, uh, are culprits.
Wait, were they fucking lying?
I watched the stream for two minutes after the raid and it's not looking good, boys.
But you know what?
Fuck it.
What can you do?
So who's to say what was actually, actually even in the syringe in the first place?
Because-
Should have kept watching.
No, I didn't want to have anything going.
I'm not sure as hell there would be some good ass fucking evidence, what in it?
So who, if not a medical professional-
Yeah the second we read it, I didn't even watch for two minutes, it was like 30 seconds.
They were just laughing about how they were able to get out of it.
smoke you know and it's it happens maybe it just happens if both of them is good
enough to go to be here in court today it happens clearly they wasn't no damn
prolonged effects and they couldn't even be bothered enough to ask us what our
intent was behind doing it in the first place which apparently is a is a is a
pretty big deal with that charge so who knows why we do I wanted it to be real
that's it this will just fuel Wrangler's racism towards Polito yeah
I thought there was a tow wonderful that was referenced my insane is there a tow
tab it was shared with them just wasn't shared with you your honor yeah they had
access to it the whole time
impound right
I think we're going to get
all the evidence that's been
provided. I don't know. There
was. All right. Thank you.
You're a not just 10 pounds. I
don't see it. All right. Thank
you. Relic. I want to let you
know that I respect what you're
attempting to do, but you need
to know that your perjury boy
over there for a witness is
the one who said Rock was in
the syringe. About all his
But listen, but just because someone say what's in the syringe don't mean we actually know what in it
So you're saying he perjured that I
Feel like if you say someone perjuring just because like they might on the under oath
Yeah, just because they were time fucking so you should say I don't know that would be the answer to that question
Okay, but that's on him not me. I didn't want to stand
Yeah, but that's our witness buddy. He's a perjurer.
He actually just said, dirty ass needle. He didn't sell it to me.
No, no, no, no, no. So, Jacob, I can't even think about what was that.
Yeah, towing is a hard job because you actually have to role play.
The one you had on you, Anki said nothing. I just had a little ass needle.
Relic then asked, so the only weapon you had on you was basketball.
And he said, yes.
No.
Basketball.
Huh?
asked him if he only had a fucking deal on him as a weapon and he said yes that's the
white devil he probably has a warrant I bet so
because I'm saying something don't make it true buddy you're under oath
I'm not fucking under oath when he asked that you asked the question but he asked of yes
just because he fucking said yes the only weapon I had a fucking
what the fuck are they arguing just because he said yes
normal talk of us talking oh sorry
I am normal talking over here.
Our walls are so thin.
Okay, I think if that's the way you just...
Hey, ooh!
Hey, raise these nuts, bitch.
Oh!
What's up?
With these mines, I think we could use a little bump for a lot of our charges now.
Uh, okay, yeah. Do you want to?
Yeah, okay.
Yes, it does.
Check with the governor, if I'm pretty sure he'd say yes.
fucking perjury yes it is how much do you think because because you're the thing
i don't know like you know some charges some of our lower charges could be doubled some of our
bigger charges maybe you know 25 percent all right not bad i punched you well just remember we
don't only want fines to be paid off with the mines right oh yeah oh okay but is anyone
when actually paying them off out of their minds?
Probably not.
Yeah.
I just want to look at my damn tablet.
You don't have a tablet.
But so I know how we've made all the fines lower
because people need to get accommodated.
But there's certain charges like second degree robberies
are good one that needs a higher fine for being
a violent felony.
I'm not going to go overboard.
I'm just saying like, I'm not going to charge you.
I can like, pay you money.
All right
Should make it to where you've only got like 75% of your fine
Maybe we should just add more like fine reduction jobs or maybe
Maybe it's fine.
I did it.
It's just slow right now, so I'm.
All right.
Eric.
Oh.
Stopping.
Uh-oh.
The mines are really OP.
I mean, it's kind of intended.
I don't really love on servers when fines are just like a huge detriment.
You know what I mean?
You see that baton?
That is your baton.
your Excalibur that is your picking
litter off the freeway with me fucking
around and touch it again what do you
do oh you don't say pep w what I would
say out of all the servers this is the
best debt and like fine said the minds
make it so much better I think on other
servers when you go to debt it's just
like all right fuck you you can't buy
a car anymore very good I think it's
I didn't you do this time that you should do next time in my opinion
With what I
Can't find him your honor. He might be in worse. Does he want to follow repairs? No, please escape. I don't know
Wait, what do you mean? He's escaped
He's ran away
No, I can't find him here on all right
Great
what was it what was in here for was this bench trail yeah for torture how
long was this going on for an hour yeah well just in time for my case I walked
in after overhearing bullshit
So help me God, if you doesn't come back in the next five minutes, we're putting a fucking manhunt up for that summer fish collar.
Uh, perjury?
Oh yeah, he's a big perjury guy.
Hell no.
Yup, he is.
Yeah, I'm good now.
Big perjury boy, huge!
huge. I've been thirsty for the last five five years.
Eric, you'll be frisking everybody for my case. Okay.
Has there been any jury trials yet? We're still trying to
figure that out.
That means when this one is done, have him line up outside
and I'll get first to come in.
Yes, sir.
We need some kind of I don't know. We just need some kind of functionality
Yeah, we're still trying to sort that shit out
Holy shit, I was gonna go to the stores anyone's getting 12 feet of snow right now 12 feet
What are you doing, Alight?
12 is average.
Yeah, make sure to panic buy.
Make sure to panic buy everything.
Everything you can.
Just throw it in the fucking cart.
Okay.
Everyone ready?
Alight.
Yes, your honor.
I
Yes, your honor
Well, actually, I don't know where the whole
He, um, he got a
He threw him in the hole
I threw him in the hole because he was acting up, your honor
Oh my god
I believe, uh, he's gonna be
taking, coming back from
medicals in a moment
I
Need 5k worth of toilet paper. I mean it doesn't I don't understand why people don't do me say prep
I feel like that it's eventually gonna happen, you know
You might as well do a little bit of doomsday prepping
It's something doesn't go bad who cares right?
Yeah, every week I buy 20 rotisserie chickens you can't do that there's no limit at my
My gosh, go okay
Every time time and fine
How do you get people go through toilet paper so much one rule last you a month a month?
That's crazy how
Actually, did you guys see what they have now?
Oh, you got everybody farmed as well.
Did you guys see the Charmin Ultra roll?
The forever roll?
Where the hell is Relic?
Bing Bong, Shappie put that on the overlay.
You guys didn't see the forever rule?
I'm back.
Such a coward.
Fuck you.
It's a rule that's supposed to last for three months, I think.
Now it's back in session.
Yep.
I don't know, it says one month.
It's supposed to last one month.
the giga roll. You imagine going into someone's house and they got that. Damn. This boy be
shit. Gosh. Damn. Damn boy, you be shit enough. This man shit hard.
This is what's different from that.
Well, because it wasn't what it was.
The stand fog over here?
No, they sell a stand with it.
So it has like a starter pack and they sell a fucking stand for it.
And then you buy the refills.
It's an angry person and they don't even know what God does.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And just not that someone's gonna fuck someone up.
Pardon my language.
But it's true.
This boy shits.
No, I'm not thinking of finding guilty time.
Respectfully, can you turn your phone off?
Yeah, it's fine.
That is mega shitters.
Say that again, your honor.
I'm so sorry.
Shit, season!
God damn it.
I've done the guilty because that was my ink.
There you go, sir.
You chained to a table, you goofballed, knucklehead coward.
Fuck you, idiot.
Cow. Jesus.
I'm out of here.
You just got down to hate once you got a life
Shootin mofuckas in the head, huh, I guess
Is that what I gotta do because I could get fucking 30 months for that?
I could get 30 months for that. I could just get 30 months for just shoot them in the fucking head
Okay, relax buddy
I
I'm shooting everybody in this courtroom in the fucking head
Oh my god
You don't have a SARS bomb I'm dropping a SAR bomb on this shit. No one cares. What is he saying? What a star?
I don't give a shit
He's saying SARS bomb
I don't know what they say SARS bomb
The millisecond I turn off airplane mode to look at something someone has to
I do not care go to prison
I'm going to hand you your tablet back as soon as you can.
All right, there's the other way, right?
Go to the side door, not the one behind the judges, the side door.
Thank you.
All right, the Soviet Union better realize I'm still in there talking.
That was this guy talking about.
Well, now, Laura's you're next.
Laura's you're next.
What's going on?
Hey, Laura, why is it when I drive you're in CMDT from Houghtville?
That is update on this pandemic. I really hate masks. I think it's fine. Apparently they've made some vaccines, but then they also made some bad vaccines.
What the hell is what's real goldman about? He's stabbing people to crocodile and doesn't think that's torture to cause people to get spreading a pandemic and getting diseased or getting addicted for some reason.
Certainly self torturous.
Yeah, you're getting people addicted to it's funny
Don't even know what's in that scrims that you're getting stabbed with it's fucked up. That's way more fucked up than just punching people
Yeah, that's true
Okay. Yeah, apparently they made a vaccine and I guess it's but they also made some bad ones
So I think it's a bit of a gamble right now
Well I'm vaccinated you're vaccinated
I got the job. Yeah. I I haven't been back. Also, I don't I don't think those
bells haven't been sick yet. Those masks don't work because a wheeler was wearing one and he got
fucking sick anyways. Yeah, I guess it doesn't matter that. Yeah, I think the bad one with
people just then they were affected for 15 hours. What wasn't exactly, you know,
I'll go up back to you.
All right, all right.
Yeah, the whole side, no mess, then.
We're on the left side.
Yeah, I think I'm going to play Jordan or Mike after this.
I'm starting to feel a little wrangled.
We're going to have another case start here.
Can I get to anybody who's not law enforcement?
You think that's a good idea?
Line up for me, please.
Something else after this.
I kind of want to do Jordan.
I don't know.
Line up outside.
Anybody who's not law enforcement.
I'm feeling like Jordan.
I know that Jordan is one of my more unpopular characters,
but I just feel like that's a play.
Cause playing B just feels primed, you know?
Go, go, go.
Damn it.
That's just not comfortable.
All right.
All right, let's make sure all the evidence
is up to share.
You played Jordan in a month.
You bastard.
Anything that's being put proper to do?
Yeah, I feel like I've had a really good Jordan Ark in years,
so maybe it's time, I don't know.
Yeah, if I see the current service,
a picture of the trend you had.
Yeah, your honor, I don't have a way to submit a video,
but that picture was hopefully,
I want the video submitted, but I don't know how to.
You can't put it in the evidence?
No, there's no way to submit a video.
Prime for Jordan.
Yeah, I cannot. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine, I guess. I mean, they just built up on
the share of Strendi account. So that's fine. I got like a minute till we start, yeah.
Where otherwise I can I can text you the video as well. I do have it downloaded. I just
We need a minute to prepare.
Yeah, that works.
You can text everybody.
Who is everybody?
Wrangler, me.
Oh, he has it.
He recorded him.
We'll still give him the reference to what
he knows you're submitting.
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't want to start a trial report.
Awesome.
All right, Rainler, do you got any witnesses coming?
You just stop represent and got a lawyer.
We all get started in five minutes.
Alright, thank you for sharing.
I don't know if it's just one person or two, so it's just a bunch of shops and stuff.
Uh, sales first then you.
I gotcha.
Alright.
It's been a while since people have actually showed up through their appointed court time.
Everybody clap for everybody.
Very good.
And I just reminder if you're yeah, I feel like I need some a little more in the gallery once the court case
More chaotic tonight
All right, I'm ready. I don't mind gasp and her shit
I got you can't be yapping so the lawyers can hear what I'm leaving. All right. I'll play Jordan after this
Once the bailiff will switch up gone around of getting people in I'm gonna call him back into the courtroom
And we will get started in about three minutes. I'll do Jordan after this
Carter has shared
Yeah, I can do that and then I can do
I'm double brewing too.
I'm getting burned the fuck up, Jeff.
Yeah, I just got jabbed in the leg with the vaccination.
I was real sick.
I just got jabbed in the leg with the vaccination.
I was real soon.
Are you still sick?
No, I got the vaccination.
I literally just got it.
She jabbed it in my thigh.
Yeah, but have you stayed home to recover?
You don't look good, O'Connor.
You don't look good.
I just spent the last fucking 36 hours sleeping.
Jesus.
I'm not working.
I'm just here to watch this court.
All right.
It's emulting.
Oh
Maybe you should sit in the back
I got back. I got back sitting in line. Oh my god. He's cooking. Oh god
disgusting
Feel I feel great
Don't come close to me
What'd you say I can't hear?
Get away from me. You know they got bad vaccines, right?
Hey, doctor didn't say that. You know, uh, yeah, you may have gotten a bad one there
good yeah there sounds like they're willing to do almost anything for it so
let me know if you need me to get in contact with them again don't think
about that all right there's something going on or something yeah there is
the pollution play which has been scrapped through needles like crocodile
needles and shit which is why it's also extra torturous what relative I have
point of reference there so I'm just gonna agree with you. Very good. That's all you need to do, Carter. You just need to agree with me.
Yeah, alright. Very good. Jordan Smuggles in the Jurg Shade for Sleeves.
Looks like Amber's here.
Wrangler is asking you to represent yourself pro se. Got any witnesses? Got a lawyer?
Nope. Just me. Alright.
Oh shit. Hey, gentlemen.
All right. Uh, someone recalled the bail effect.
Just fucking me, man.
Yeah.
Got the food.
All right.
You can give it to me. I'll hand them out to everyone.
I
Just mean I'm locked the fucking
Okay, he's got it. Okay.
Who's John?
Triscuits or chicken biscuits?
I just need a wand.
Easily chicken biscuits.
Nothing.
You see the clip you see the clip of twitch gifting a kid 50 subs than banning
him after what happens court calls into session
come up with a rick's reputation by coming in the core of course this
plant is being contested so place has the best chicken sandwich on ironically
that you need sir unironically Arby's chicken goes insane
food before we get started just in the case
I'm going to say it louder.
Who to who?
You and us.
You can hand it to Carter.
For real?
Yeah, they're...
I already got to.
Chelsea!
Come here, baby.
Mr. Angler, do you need any food?
No, I'm okay, so...
We have no pre-traumotion.
Who has the best chicken sandwich?
All right.
Is there anything pre-traum from New Defense?
You gotta say it louder.
Say it loud.
do you actually believe that yep thank you the buffalo one right oh that
buffalo chicken sandwich I could go for one right now as a matter of fact man I
could go for one right yeah what's going on anything pre-trial that you need I
i got nothing your honor
right very good that we will begin
as tradition calls
with opening statements just a reminder
this is a real take from the objections are on the table you've never had it
i guarantee it
arby's hate is forced your all sheep all your all just pawns of the fucking
marketing game open up your eyes experience to the flavor of orders
we're here today to talk about a case in which we saw man of power
abuse the station
to influence the public and defame a thoughtful and caring restaurant and
restaurant manager. We're talking about a man who's weaponized his badge in
order to present false or unsupported accusations as fact. A man who has
attacked the staple of this community, Salamante Rubrik, a man who only
seems seeks to help people feed them and provide for his community. The
testimony and evidence here today, we will prove that the sheriff of the
BCSO who was on duty and in uniform and in conjunction with other deputies, premeditated
and created a social media post intending to harm both my client and the business he represented.
A public claim that my client does sexual act to contaminate food, unsubstantiated
by any evidence and in retaliation to perceived and nonsensical threat.
Not once did the sheriff call these claims an opinion, an investigation, bring in any
sort of health department or conduct investigations.
He stated it as fact.
The sheriff had time to substantiate these claims, but he chose not to and proceeded
with making and posting a video anyways.
This led to reputational harm to both my client and his business, not to mention
emotional distress that my client suffered.
Today, we're going to make that right.
Thank you.
Alright defense.
What's going on out there?
Alright.
Did you guys follow me on this one, okay?
Yesterday, Sal and I had a long conversation.
Sal is the most abused, tormented, probably one of the most pathetic figures that I've
ever met in my life.
There's a good man in there, though.
It's not his fault.
You know, with all that being said, those are all really outside factors out of his
control.
But the things he can't control, he does well at.
He's a good friend.
He's surrounded by a lot of people that love him very much.
Want to protect him.
And he runs the most successful restaurant in the city.
During our conversation, Sal made it very apparent that
anyone he's ever looked up to in his life has failed him.
And I believe that's the reason why
he's been led down the path that he's on today.
I
Sir Rurik, please raise the fuck that I mean and speak up
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth under the pains and penalties upper jury
Up to and including death so help you say andraeus. It's would have been a good jury trial
Okay, sure. Yeah
The thing for civil I don't think or maybe they're I don't know and
And today's form of death is a boiling pot
Very good this witness is sworn in if you may begin
Hey, so how are you doing today?
Okay, I got kidnapped today, but that's besides the phone
great. All right. Can you please state your name and occupation for the record? Keep looking
big ball. My name is Salamant Rubrik. I go by Sal. I'm the plan B manager. How long have
you been working for plan B? Since the second of January. How long have you been the manager?
I'm not 100% sure, at least a month, a little over a month.
Okay, and how long has the restaurant been operating?
Since the 2nd of January.
Alright, what type of food do you serve there?
waffles, eggs, and orange juice. Oh, you just asked for food. Waffle and eggs. Orange, what? Orange juice, but then I realized you didn't say drinks, just food. So I didn't say that.
Oh, thank God he clarified. I thought he said something else. Okay, okay, alright. How many employees does plan B have?
I can check, um, somewhere around 30, I think.
A little more, maybe a little less.
And, um, do they enjoy working there?
Uh, I think I hope so.
What happened to J Word, Goddy? I haven't seen him around.
Well, how would you describe
the restaurant's reputation in the community?
Um, they got them. No, mixed. Yeah, you got canceled. Oh, no, some people don't like us
for an assortment of reasons.
All right, you're going to go into any of those reasons. Well, the video is one of them.
another video we get a lot of dangerous folks sometimes coming in a lot of
complainers yeah I think those three reasons but the video the sheriff
posted is definitely one of them all right we'll get to that but first you
said you said hasn't been around that shit freaks me out like you don't want to just
got to realize to ensure food safety at plan B.
We wash our hands and we follow health regulations.
Okay, do you, are all employees trained up to that sort of standard?
Yeah, it's part of our onboarding process.
We tell them how.
As last post op-up tour was pooped, what our standards are, investigate that, et cetera, et cetera.
Have you ever had any issues with the health inspection in your employment there?
We had a health inspector come in and give us an A-plus.
When did that occur?
I believe it was early January.
Okay. How do you know the defendant on the sheriff's
for Andy Randall?
He came in one day and sat down for some food.
That was my first time meeting them as a customer that is.
and he ordered some food and then he left without paying.
So I kind of had to track him down, but eventually he paid, but he did say he's a regular here,
which is news to me, because that's the first time he got food there, but you know, we
get customers like that, you know, just a little bit.
Um, but yeah, um, that's, that's, that's about when I started knowing him.
Okay. Did, uh, how, how often would you say he comes into the restaurant?
I think every now and then, like, maybe two or three times a week, somewhere around that number.
Does he buy food?
Yes.
Have you seen Amita food?
Yes.
OK, did he come in on January 30?
You know what, fuck Sal.
See, now you're getting it, right?
Did he come into the restaurant?
He's not 100% certain if he came inside the restaurant
on the 30th.
Okay, did you speak with him on January 30th?
Yes, I did.
I met with him in his office on the 30th.
Where's his office?
At the Sheriff's Department.
Okay, what did you speak about?
We were speaking about this and that.
I brought a concern to him about an individual
who had made some claims against the Sheriff.
I wanted to talk to him about it.
He's gonna call me a slave owner.
He called me a slave owner, Chad.
I think that's about it.
Can you be more specific than that?
Man, it was a while ago, this conversation, so I'm not...
Let me try to think. Give me a second.
I was in this courtroom and a man was talking to me in the back left corner and he said
that the sheriff makes him call him master, which I found a little concerning.
So, um, I called the sheriff, I was like, hey, we gotta talk about something.
We originally had a...
What, we needed for dinner?
So, when I entered his office, we talked about something else, but near the tail end of
the conversation, I said, hey, you can't have this guy calling you that, that's not
right, you know.
And, and I was like...
I'm sorry, I have to object to this.
say and nothing pending who is this man who's this man that's calling me I'm gonna have to agree
there Carter we're at the strike half of what he just said right there about you know this statement
from this mysterious man I've never owned a slave that's fun and I'm not afraid to admit that
who else doesn't strike the entire answer from the record because entirely something around that
All right, okay, so you were there to meet with the Sharon who else was present not once
I believe
Deputy DeCuller was outside, but thank you
Thank you that thank you that was very brave of me
damn, a lot of hot sauce I put on that
thank you journeydurf, thank you
okay what was the sheriff's mood during the conversation
oh Jesus Christ, objection, speculation
he can't tell me what kind of mood I'm in
it's not speculation, he's just a con to it
Uh, go ahead and reword.
What did you perceive the sheriff's mood to be during the conversation?
He was a little down.
Oh, actually, I do remember there was some rope and a plastic chair right under the ceiling fan.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Um, and I asked him, what are you doing with the rope?
And, um, he was measuring some distance or something.
Honestly, the sheriff seemed a little down that day, like a little extra down.
I was trying to put up a new ceiling fan.
Alright, Defendant, Defendant, you'll get your time.
I'm sorry, but Christ, he's making me off to be some kind of suicidal slave owner.
Defendant, Defendant, it's his turn, his turn.
Now that I... can I continue speaking?
You question
Yeah, let's let's uh, let's stay pointed here
Did you in the sheriff discuss plan B at all
Man this was so long ago. I'm really starting to remember too much
Um
Briefly, I think I'm not a mentioned plan B, but like not not really. We didn't really talk about it too much.
Good.
In that office.
Okay. Did you speak after the meeting in the office?
Yes.
did you speak? Um, can I can I just say objection vague? Did you speak after where did you speak?
Yeah, it's a little vague. Did you speak immediately after the meeting as you were leaving the
building? No, I spoke to him a little while later.
I
Where did you speak to him in the PD parking lot the right outside the sheriff's department
Who else
Gary Gold and Amber chaser and me and the sheriff the sheriff was in his car
I'll have corner people damn this one is a headache. What did you talk about? It's just dragging a bit
the sheriff was distraught and he said what are you saying about me on the internet
sal i told them i didn't really mention you by name i'm not saying nothing about you in particular
things but like specifically sheriff you're also a band chatter that hasn't talked in five days look
what's gonna happen suspicious you made your account right before chase rp launched i don't
get it if everyone hates you do you have any idea what you got referenced in when he says
he's kind of ruining everyone else's IP yeah about two minutes later i found out
that's when the video went up so that's something to keep in mind
okay um how did you become aware of this video define user with 10 gifted subs um
when he was driving back from plane b thank you i believe i saw his car
And I think we exchanged words also. I got messaged by someone. I believe
There's a video was banning me. What did you observe about it means he made a new account he followed the same day made the account
Was he in uniform
Yeah, he was in uniform.
What's he in a police car?
User error, thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs, baby.
All right, so to the best of your knowledge,
Eve is on duty.
Yeah.
In the video, what did you hear him say
about you or your-
Carter just needs to fucking-
He said, I gotta let people know
that Sal is coming in the wallpoles
I'm calling up Elon Musk's salutes
and me and my deputies won't be eating here no more.
He said he and his deputies.
He did mention his deputies.
Yeah, I'm almost like 90% sure, yeah.
So he wasn't just speaking for himself,
he was speaking for an entire department.
Pretty sure, yeah.
All right, objection leading, hello.
Sustained, strike that answer in question.
I'll give one second for an objection. Apologies.
Did he describe any of these statements as opinions or respect? That was also leading. No, it wasn't.
I'm going to agree with leading on that one actually.
You saw Carter. Did you perceive these statements as opinions or respect?
as what he believed to be true yes okay that's also leading like that's even
more leading why that takes a long to object to oh you know yep you know your
honor so what can I do all right it's still an objection
I'm going to say that was leading you can reward it.
I'm just going to move on.
I think good.
You don't want to get bad video was posted.
Was your food contaminated?
No.
Had there been any confirmed contamination incident?
Absolutely not.
Were you aware of any health department findings supporting the sheriff's claim?
No.
any public agency inform you of any contamination before the video was posted?
They did not.
What happens to-
I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what the hell the video was about.
How did they receive it?
We had customers coming in saying you're doing that to the lawfuls, we're not eating
here anymore.
And a lot of customers said we're not showing up anymore, we're just going to go to Burger
Shop instead.
Did you receive any calls or text messages from customers?
I did receive calls from customers asking me, is it true, Sal?
Do you do that?
And I said, no.
And they're like, oh, I'm not too sure if I believe you, Sal.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
I don't do that.
And I told them I don't know how to do that.
I've never done it before.
Did you observe any changes in like online social media postings or reviews?
about the plan B yeah I have received some comments I believe about asking if I
do that to the wall full objection facts not in evidence sustained wrap it up
Carter wrap it up when I'm ready to wrap it up your honor why is this a
well I didn't know if he was saying like be quick or if he's going what what wrap
it up wrap it up with the difference being what what wrap it up would be cool
it's just dragging a bit see he said dragging because you're spinning fire
how did this video affect your other employees aside from yourself what the
fuck objection speculation hearsay mostly speculation how did it affect other people
i'm going to sustain it because without the foundation currently i'm thinking that speculation
all right how did this video affect you down there we go um
uh really badly uh i kind of spiraled this is all about this is all about um i'm here to break
carter down this is a part of it i wanted to come back to the pd but he needs to be broken out to his
weakest form uh some some rubble of a man dust and said hey i got some medicine that'll make
your problems go away and you're feeling happy just a piece of shit let's just say it wasn't medicine
And, um, yeah, it affected me very poorly, um, it kind of ruined my life, actually, almost.
To the best of your knowledge, what was that medicine?
I found out on a later date that it wasn't medicine at all.
It was actually crocodile.
Oh my God!
She became a crocodile addict?
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
I would not have had to plan on saying it meant to be a drug addict.
I'm okay. I'm okay. I can keep going.
Okay. Are you sober now?
I've been sober since the 7th of February, willingly.
Non-willingly, I've been sober less.
People hold me down and try to inject me with crocodile every now and then.
Okay, when is the last time you're sober?
I believe it.
Jackson Relevance. Jesus Christ.
Actually, I care if he's high right now. Yeah, I'm taking steps to show that he's clean and sober now
um
I'm not hot last time someone forced me down and ejected crocodile. I believe was
five days ago
Okay, you believe could you be high right now? It's either five or six days ago. It's one of those two
So, would you know if you're high? Yeah
Yeah.
That's a good point.
All right.
Are you high right now?
I've been medically cleared.
I'm not high.
Medically cleared?
Yeah.
They told me I'm not high.
A while ago.
And I haven't taken any cross since then.
Yeah.
You're not high right now.
Are you high?
No.
All right.
You're not high.
All right.
So did you take any steps to address the accusations made in the video?
Yeah.
Okay.
What steps did you take?
I posted a bunch of my own videos saying I don't even know how to do that.
how it works down there. I've never had a girlfriend before I was homeschool until I was 18.
It's all very important information. Thank you. Did you contact the sheriff for the BCS? Oh my
God. How many questions do you have? Many as it takes. Jesus. Good. We're on your time. We're
on the court's time, asshole. All right. You are on my time. How many questions do you have?
I'm so this has to be the longest line of questioning. I've ever heard of my life. I have like five more questions. All right, keep going
Was a question what the man live we love
I need to break Carter down
He needs to be a broken man as a result broken man if you can't stand to watch that then fuck
told me to kick rocks
Do you do you feel that plan B this man needs to be broken?
I'm gonna it's gonna be horrible what I'm gonna do to have terrible every now and
day and it will be painful to watch be careful or sexy point of left is a
reputation still affected um yeah all right last question for you Sal to the
best of your knowledge are you now or have you ever been brought to the point
of ejaculation no man i told you i don't know how it works down there man i've
never done it oh my god is the dev podcast over
right cross hey what's going on so
hey how's it going randy what are waffles made out of
what are waffles made out of what are waffles made out of
Are waffles or just waffles in general?
What?
Are waffles made out of?
Answer it now!
Our waffles are made out of potato flour and corn starch.
Did you make the waffles?
Hmm, no.
Sometimes I do, but not always.
Who made them?
Um...
Different employees inside the planet...
So is it possible one of them could have ejaculated in the waffles without your knowledge?
I want to hear it.
Yeah, okay, okay, I want to hear this one.
Man, it might be possible.
So you're telling me that there could be coming those waffles.
Like a point zero zero zero zero one percent chance that one of my employees behind my back is doing stuff the waffles, I suppose but
Okay
Oh my god
Yep, so now let me ask you a question
Do after I release this video
Have you seen me eating at plan B?
Yeah, have you seen other deputies in at plan B?
So then would it be safe to assume that you haven't lost any revenue from the BCSO because of this video?
Objection we're not claiming any lost revenue, so there's no relevance
But I'll overrule that is that not the entire foundation of what no he's going with well
I don't know that is on there. Yeah, I thought it was I
I'm motion to amend let me read the amending again. Oh
Oh
All right one sec
He amended it to 60 grand and non economic intense story damage for emotional distress and loss of enjoyment of life
Oh, Jesus christ
Salve you enjoy your life
Um, well, I was just kidnapped not too long ago by someone who wants to cut my head open
and take a bath in my brain and blood.
Oh my god!
Did I do that to you?
You did not do that.
Okay.
Have I ever done anything to make you not enjoy your life?
I suppose you have, yeah.
Alright, what have I done?
I
That made you not enjoy life
That's completely not true
That's called a spirit walk and you should be is it is it chief shaman, okay of my tribe
That was an honor. That was an honor. That was a spiritual. Those are right
I'm sorry, I won't have I won't sit here now my culture and religion
Basterdice this badgering won't stand rainwear
Get to your next question
Son of a bitch. Do you hate Native Americans?
Objection relevance sustained. Okay. Are you a racist?
That's how I was that relevant what why don't you want your client to answer that why don't you what your client to answer?
actually speaks to the character of the witness really what's your favorite
race all of them yeah what about white people I don't see colors are only
people okay okay now getting back on
track here how long were you addicted
to drugs
according to my doctor I was never
really addicted I just did way too much
and too short of a time period that
made me kind of go crazy
Okay, so what were the symptoms of your temporary craziness?
I had cravings or something and I kind of didn't remember much of what happened. You didn't remember
Let me ask you a question. Is it possible during your drug-induced psychosis you blacked out and ejaculated in the waffles
But if you don't remember how could you say for certain?
I don't do that. I don't know how to do it. How could you know if you have laps in your memory due to drug use?
How could you say for certain?
I don't know how to do it down there, man. Even if I was a drug, I don't know how to make it come out.
Okay.
Did you or your attorney provide a waffle to be tested? Did evidence?
No.
We we never
There was no motion never compels us. That's not an objection Carter. You suck. You always will I think he's just asking
You'll never be good at anything Carter
All right
You got an AK-47 necklace on
I
Did let you have the jukebox up here listen if you want to be if you want to be treated like a professional
Why don't you start acting like one all right? Okay now decorum? Well, I'm sorry, but it's true
It's not a boombox. I like him now. You're down. He wants me to treat him
I defended you and now you're done. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry very good
Next question
Okay, okay the question currently standing was
this more about Carter than it is. No. Okay. And now let me ask you a question. How often
did you meet with your attorney about this? About this case? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna give
you extremely short leash on this one, Rangler. I understand. Like meet in person? Yep.
I think we met in person like three to four times. Most of our correspondence was
over the phone. Do you feel like he's done a good job?
Yeah, this is a I is a law enforcement officer. I want to
make sure this is a this is not your place in a civil
hearing ring where? Okay, fine. Alright, move on. So tell me
about your childhood?
Okay, ever since I was six years old,
I've kind of been doing all the stuff around the house.
My dad told me, you gotta do the groceries,
the chores, the dishes.
You gotta go do the taxes too.
And then he made me do his job with the excel sheets
as well.
And if I did anything wrong, he'd beat me.
And when I was eight years old,
I had a really nice dog called Fluffy
that my mom got me.
But my dad wanted me to build a deck outside.
So I was just out there with a shovel,
you know, setting down the foundation for six hours.
And I got so tired that I wanted to take a break.
And then I took a ten-year break.
And then he was like, what the hell,
you're doing you lazy piece of shit.
And you grabbed Fluffy and threw him in the sewer.
And then Suer died.
And then Fluffy died.
And then, oh my God, Fluffy's dead.
So what did you stay in the deck with?
Shovel you stained the deck with a shovel. No, I was said in the sorry
I was setting the foundation for the deck. You wanted me to build it sir. Yeah, would you stain the deck with did you stain it?
I think I was eight year old sir, I didn't really know what I was doing. You did it same the deck
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, Jesus Christ
That's not gonna lie you'll get a couple years out of that maybe
Oh. Oh God. That makes sense. It started going bad down the line. My dad beat me again because of that.
So was it safe to say that, uh, you know, any role model that you ever may have had in your life has failed you?
And that's the reason why you're this... the way you are today.
What role models, sir?
Okay. Thank you.
uh what is your perception of police officers oh they're heroes because my dad used to tell me
don't call the cops sal don't call the cops whatever you do don't call the cops so i always thought
you know if someone could save me and be a police officer like you sure
all right all right sal i got no further questions okay sal sal you have to leave
some tissues there for the other witnesses
son of a f***ing b***h
oh come on son
did i tell you you could go down south god damn it i'm gonna have to do the f***ing right thing
redirect
and i'm so f***ing mad about it
No.
No further questions.
But fuck Carter though.
Alright.
Any re-cross on that final question? No.
Alright you may step down. Okay.
Point to your next witness.
We would like to call Amber Chaser to the stand.
All right.
Carter's going to win and get an ego boost, Ruben.
That's good.
You want people's hubris, right?
You want people's ego to get completely inflated
so that they crash and burn.
Same thing's going to happen with Chalk.
Mark my words, next week, Chalk does something terrible.
Next week, Chalk is going to do something horrible.
I know.
I shall be doing this.
Wearing in.
Please raise your hand.
I could feel it.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth under the pains and penalties
of perjury, up to and including very important death.
So help you.
I gotta play the character.
I just, I gotta play the character.
All right.
You may begin your questioning, Clinkett.
Just out there hitting cars, huh?
Hey, could you please state your name
an occupation for the record?
Of course.
My name is Amber Chase, your IMA attorney.
Were you present for the conversation
in the parking lot referenced in the plaintiff's testimony?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What was discussed there?
Originally, I was discussing just general cases
with another attorney named Gold, Gary Gold.
They talk about cases that play in video.
Fuck.
And then down came into the conversation,
they started talking about their cases,
and then bringing their drill up.
This shit.
OK, what did the sheriff say?
He said something around the lines.
Sometimes they were like, this is part of my language.
He said something like, fuck you, Sal, from this car,
which Sal respond.
What did I do?
Then he started talking about him doing a trendy
say he owned the slave.
OK, OK.
You know what?
OK, did he speak about this?
Have you seen this video that the sheriff posted?
Yes, I have.
Did he bring that video up at all in the parking lot?
Be a monster, be a monster.
Well, once that he stated that, you know, but he mentioned that trendy that's his cell phone.
Uh, I heard Sal say he didn't mention my name and then, which frankly responded, uh, he mentioned a higher up and then he started to pull away.
And then he stopped and then he got something on the lines like, is that's how you're gonna play it?
Well, watch Trendy bitch.
And then he drove off and then like five minutes later, yes, he posted a video on Trendy bitch.
bitch. And your professional legal opinion is what he did defamation. Oh, okay. Okay. Objection.
Calls for legal conclusion. Is she? Is she? Is she?
Yeah, you're coming up to have a lawyer tell me are they fucking guilty? No fucking way.
I will look for the question
Did you perceive his actions as militias
That's it's the same thing your honor it's still the same objection
No, this one's basically different your honor. I'm not asking her there's a different objection for it
Speculation now, how could she know my intentions? Maybe I really did see that who fucking knows
overworld oh what you answer the question um yes all right no further questions
Shit, look at me up there.
Not even fucked when I do.
Hey, why did you think it was malicious?
Uh, because you had mentioned it right after you argued with Sal.
What did we argue about?
About a trending video he posted.
Okay.
But I don't understand why, why, what about it seemed malicious?
Uh, it seemed like a thread like you were watched out and then moments later you posted the video.
Okay, uh, do you think there was any malice in him calling you a slave owner?
Um, he didn't call you a slave owner, that's my all.
Really? I'm sorry, I thought you heard the conversation.
Right, you said.
Right. I said, I said what?
Okay, you said it was about you
Right, so mentioned that he'd never mentioned you by name and when he discussed those videos to me fryer
He never mentioned your name. Oh, I understand. So you guys had already discussed these videos
He mentioned to me once or twice when I was I um, that's interesting. So in uh, what uh, well, what's the uh content of the videos?
I've actually have not watched the video he posted I see so what did he say about the videos
you said someone in a higher higher command right the chair's apartment my own a slave
right okay man oh my god right I see but you just testified that you to the best of your
knowledge wasn't sure that I was called a slave owner so why did you just lie on the
stand right now, attorney.
Objection legal conclusion. I'm just asking. I'm not calling
for a legal conclusion.
It sounds like that you were very well aware that Sal had
called me a slave owner.
No, he said I are up. So there's several higher high
command members of high command. So let me get this
straight. Based on that conversation, you weren't
able to interpret that I was being accused of being called
slave owner. However, you could decipher that there was malice. And I do believe that you're
that obtuse?
Uh, no, yeah, no, I can tell you was you before you mentioned it was you.
Interesting. Now let me ask you a question. What is your relationship itself?
Uh, we had, um, I just see him at the plan B and he did tell me once or twice as a
You're a parent legal.
He shadowed you.
So I'm sorry because I'm very confused now.
Are you here is a innocent witness that's an attorney or are you here is a colleague to
sell and a friend?
Objection.
I hear as a witness.
Absolutely not.
Overruled.
Definitely overruled.
You entered her as an expert witness.
You, you, is she not, here's an expert?
No, okay.
Well, are you here to, are you friends with Sal?
It still speaks to the testimony,
so still overruled.
Yeah, answer it, go.
We are on good terms, but we don't hang out.
So you guys are friends?
Like I said, we are on good terms, but we don't hang out.
Okay, do you consider-
Is that actually not calling you a friend?
Does that hurt?
Yeah, do you consider him a friend?
Yes or no? It's that simple?
Um, sure, yes.
Okay. Do you feel bad for him?
I don't know.
In what regards?
Just do you feel bad for him? His existence?
Do you feel bad that he exists?
No, I don't. I think he's a good person.
Okay. Do you think he hates his life?
Well, you know, they're friends, you got to reword it.
Um, the cell seems suicidal to you.
That's, that's a good question.
No, okay.
So do you think he gets any enjoyment out of his day to day life?
Oh, come on.
Uh, yes.
Okay, great. Fantastic.
Um, so are you attracted to him?
No, no, no, you said stop, stop, stop.
They injected to relevance, he said.
Yes.
It speaks to her character.
It speaks to any potential conflict, any reason she could have to not be so forthcoming here.
I mean, this is important.
Okay.
to the relationship scope has been blown wide open on on their romantic relationship
relevant it's could be it's very relevant how is it not their their their relationship
standing is in it as a subject is within scope at this point well she closed it out with
never mind go ahead oh you don't close no that's not how that works yeah carter you know that as far as
relevance
Here's the boy with the boombox in a bit
Some corn please your honor. Yeah, I do need clarification on this relationship
Yes question again, please are you attracted to him?
No, why not?
He's too young. How old are you?
I'm 26
I see about his body old does his body disgust you
No, I just like men around my age. He's a freak, isn't he?
I'm not saying that okay, so you won't say no
Thank you, we can move on how long have you been an attorney?
Okay, and do you know attorney Carter over there?
Um, yes, I mean, we're from each other in the cells.
Sure.
You guys, were you able to talk about this case at all beforehand?
Um, no, actually, he just asked me to be a witness and that's the only talk we did.
Okay, so then how was he aware to call you as a witness?
Oh, he did.
All right, all right, all right.
Are you Wrangler?
Are you gonna be able to suggest something
within two questions?
Cause now we're just getting into it.
Oh yeah, big time.
All right, I'll give you a short leash.
So how did you know to contact you as a witness?
Um, I'm assuming Sal told him because we were both, we both, me and attorney Gary Golds were
probably going to be infected and called as witnesses.
We zoomed up.
And, uh, what did you tell him that you were able to witness?
All right.
Fine.
She's on the stand right now saying what she witnessed, Wrangler.
Where are you going with this?
I think she was coached a little bit.
I
Okay, why it just doesn't add up
I'm gonna give you one pretty baseless your honor question. Okay. Were you coached?
Nope fuck
All right, that was your relationship with your father was a good
Alright, prosecution rests, Wrangler's Washten Court, what do you mean that was actually pretty good?
We actually did do a bit of damage to your credibility, which is what you're supposed to do.
Alright, I'd like to call Sal to the stand.
Sal, you are still sworn in. You're still barred from using all of the tissues.
I'm sorry all right you may begin questioning this witness so do you hate
your life I really struggle with the concept of hate sir okay but it's in
the claims that I owe you money because you hate your life okay so do you hate
your life
Oh my god
Shoot him he's trying to stab a cop
Nice good
off you hate your life so I don't have an intense dislike for myself in my life
I suppose could the itself speak up please he said he has an intense dislike
for it and for himself well what about what you just watched was that bad
asked what I just did um I hope he gets help but I mean he does a criminal I
think so I suppose so you said you always wanted to be a cop
um well not exactly I kind of want to be a lawyer and help people but I really
think cops are cool and heroes I look up to y'all you're like adults really
So let me just, because I need to be sure of this.
Do you have any interest in being a police officer?
Objection relevance?
I can really thought about it.
I, I just thought about it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Objections on the floor.
Wrangler, rebuttal.
I don't fucking know.
It's not, it's not relevant.
It's really not.
Okay, then sustained.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to help people and do good.
All right, how do you want to?
The lawyer would be a good way to do that.
Is there any other way that that could be good?
Never really heard of something I could do.
I don't know. I don't know if I could do something else.
I mean, I'm a bit of an idiot and a mess up.
All right. OK. All right.
Um
Yeah
All right, so I got nothing further
All right, no, you know what I do I do have more okay, did you call me a fucking slave owner bastard?
No, I did not call you directly to the public that I just had some questions for you and
I what I stated in my videos was someone high up in the government was it about me
was that comment about you yes you're under oath so yes why would you say something so
needlessly hurtful about someone who cares about you.
I was going off of what I saw, man.
And then later I realized that maybe I misunderstood
the situation based on what you said.
So you slandered me.
I didn't slander you to the public
because I wasn't 100% certain.
I only said someone high up in the government.
I never mentioned you by name or by department.
I'm sorry.
You hurt my feelings.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I can step down.
I'm sorry.
All right.
No.
All right. You may step down.
I mean, I do have questions for him, but I mean, I don't mind if he gives narrative and then I ask questions.
If he doesn't mind and you don't object, sorry, if you don't object harder, then I'll allow narrative.
But to be clear, I still get to ask questions that way.
Yeah, of course.
All right.
yeah. Alright. Here's what happened. Some fucking weirdo just came up to me and said
that he just came up to me and started calling me master and I told him to get the fuck away
from me. That's all he did. He only said that word and then he would just follow me. Alright.
And for some reason and I don't know why people in my life just keep popping up
Like that woman right there. Isn't that- Isn't that Mrs. Wrangler?
I don't know who the fuck that woman is. Lucky Wrangler?
Mr. Wrangler? Is that my wife?
No! Lucky Wrangler, okay?
People just keep popping up and just keep doing this shit to me.
Fuck it, whatever. Alright, so this guy comes up to me.
Calling me master, following me around.
I keep telling him to leave me alone, he won't do it. Sal sees it.
Makes a video, um, alleging that I own a slave.
Horrible timing because Weasel News also just released an article about how there's no black people hired at the BCSO
Which by the way is not true
high towers around sometimes
so
You know, I like any Native American man. I just got a little bit angry being called a
racist white person. All right, so I lashed out and
I
Look I lashed out, okay, and I
Got mad and I went on trendy and I went on social medias and I lied about south
All right, I did do that. I did it
And I shouldn't have done that and it was wrong of me and I am sorry so
And I'm sorry and I'm sorry that your life has been so fucking horrible and
I'm sorry that everyone in your life decides to torment you and just be a horrible person to you
and
You don't need
Cops doing that to you as well. So I'm sorry. I don't I don't like that you called me all that stuff
But that wasn't the right way to handle it
It's okay. Sorry. That wasn't the right way to handle it. I shouldn't have done that
But I will say I do think that you guys are asking for too much money and we never stopped eating there
And I don't think anyone stopped eating there
And you haven't really provided any proof of anything at all so I will say that
Sure he can
He's given narrative he's allowed to just speak
So I'm sorry you're not
I'm sorry.
Should I not have done that?
That was wrong of me.
That's not who I am.
That's not who Randy Wrangler is.
I think just the stress of sometimes when you're labeled a racist you do crazy things
like Kramer.
Well, no, that was he was labeled a racist because that you got the don't know this
is a your narrative.
Okay.
And it just it really upset me.
But that doesn't make it right.
Okay.
I was wrong to me to say all that about you, Sal.
And I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry that your dad was so horrible to you.
Cross.
I'm just checking my notes because I mean,
based on the testimony, I'm losing a lot of questions.
I just need one moment.
The truth card.
I
Fuck it
Wait cop salar could be would fuck he doesn't want to be a cop
And you know maybe maybe the character is perfect just running the the plan B
Penta why didn't you destroy Carter I'll give me a second we haven't gotten to closing yet
this part this part was for sale closing is for Carter just just give me a second
All right, Carter, up there you go.
Good, nice timing.
I just need to scratch away about 70% of my questions.
Still doing the dance song.
Anyways, on the day of the video, were you on duty?
Yep.
And were you in full uniform?
Yep.
Were other deputies present?
I don't think so.
Then I never instructed anyone to not be there.
outside of social media, of course.
Did you conduct any sort of formal investigation
into what's now being referred to as Comgate?
No.
No food samples collected?
No, I didn't do any of that shit.
I just cried on it.
I just pissed and cried and shit my pants
on social media about it.
And then I just fucking went on
with my miserable existence.
I didn't do anything to actually
make a change or a difference or anything. I just pissed and shit on social media, contributing
absolutely nothing to things that I alleged they care about.
Alright, you understand that those accusations suggest unsafe or illegal conduct?
I listen, buddy. What do you want from me? I came up here. I fucking admitted to everything.
Yeah, um, yeah, no further questions on that.
Yeah, does the plaintiff and defendant wish to meet and talk about anything or just, oh
no, no, I have a closing.
And then your honor, whatever you decide is fair is fair.
Right, Wrangler, well, you can redirect yourself if you wish at the risk of recross.
Nope, I got nothing.
All right, you may step down.
Is there anything
That you need to bring up before you close your case. No, there's absolutely nothing in evidence. So what could I even reference?
All right. Well, there's the there's the video evidence. Sure. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but yeah, no, I did that
And I was mad and I lashed out and it was wrong
So I'm throwing myself the mercy of your ruling your honor. All right, you guys got four minutes to think of closings
Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, you're ready? Sure. Oh my God.
You make me so proud. Get on with your clothes, it's hard. Oh, I did that. And your honor,
people of the court. Today we're new men and admit fault for video posted that defamed my client
and the business he represents. Well, taking accountability for it is certainly a step
towards healing it doesn't make right the damage that was done between the time of
the videos posting in net. We've established clearly that the authority
and use that influence in the video to attempt to sway public opinion. We've
established that this was baseless. The claims made were baseless and done with
free meditation. We asked the court to find in favor of the
All right guys three points available immediate retraction of the video which is still posted on trendy in the public video apology. Thank you.
Randy Ringler. All right.
Indeed I did admit fault today and I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to sell again.
again. Being the sheriff of a department comes with responsibility. And with that responsibility
comes with a level of decorum and respect that I need for the community. Just because
somebody makes some baseless rumor about me on social media, doesn't mean it's right
for me to lash out like a child and attempt to slander them is some sort of act of verbal
self-defense.
I think that we could all stand to take a look at people like Sal and maybe, I don't know,
give him a little bit of leniency on their horrible actions that they have towards people
because it's not his fault.
Through his own testimony he was treated horribly his entire life so he simply doesn't have
any sort of remorse or empathy for anyone because he's never shown it to him himself.
He's basically an emotional rain man, your honor.
Moving on from that, so fortunately I did decide to be the bigger man here and admit
to my fault.
Without that, this case would have no standing.
season's once again neglected to do his job adding nothing of value at all to
evidence didn't even take the time to get a waffle tested put an evidence so
that they could prove that they're not made from semen the amount being asked
for is a grievous way too high way too much and while I do agree that Sal does
deserve some compensation no good call and while I do agree that Sal does
deserve some compensation it should be much lower much much much lower getting
back to the case had I not admitted to all of this Carter wouldn't have no case
because he's simply horrible at his job he's horrible at any job he's ever done
I suspect this will be his only victory as an attorney proving once again that
Carter cannot function doing anything professionally unless I do it for him
I don't think you're going to
have to. All right, we're
heading the back and
deliver it.
And the defendants must be here.
I don't know that it was his job to prove that you came in the
walk.
That's how civil court works here.
We have but we're not.
We're still in.
Civil Court works.
We don't have any obligation to prove your claims.
I never claim to be I'm just a lowly sheriff that lives in a TP out on the back. Holy shit, Tessa. That's my new song
Wow Eric this whole time
Oh my god, is it happy bring it back
Gonna happen
He's wearing one
A little bit of character growth for Wrangler and hopefully a little bit of a character
Yeah, just give me one second, okay
He doesn't like you, you need to have a right for him.
Alright, yeah, I like him even now.
Hua! Hua! She was a hua!
I'm glad that you understand, man, if I'm gonna get all jacked up on caffeine, there will be
Oh wow, here we go.
he knew he's it was false. This is a false statement of a serious crime that was published
to the public negligently. All right. He meets all the prongs of defamation.
However, Sal also admitted to the stand to meeting the prongs of defamation as well.
Self-defense. By suggesting the higher ups of the BCSO had slaves, admitting that he
He met Wrangler and Amber Chaser as the public person who found out about it said she knew
he was talking about Wrangler.
Slavery is serious too.
These guys are arguing back and forth.
Now Wrangler hasn't sued for that, so I have to rule on this defamation.
But I do get to take it into consideration to how this went about and the damages thereof.
Sal has failed to prove that how this has affected his life through hearsay testimony and the fact that he says he got
forced to take crocodiles several times and it really wasn't Wrangler's fault that he got forced into serious drug addiction really.
In fact, I don't think this video is the real cause of his drug problems, but you know, being forced to is such that he testified to.
I don't even know what the price of a waffle is.
So I don't know what his customer kind of business amount. He's
Lost beyond a couple of people. Okay, and the reputation to the business thereof
So that leaves us with how much do I think sell deserves
Because damages I do not have a preponderance of evidence to get any
No he fucking did it. He just walked her out of the fucking boombox.
And because of that, what I'm going to rule is that because this is defamation per se,
as in it is a flat-out, it's a sexual misconduct serious crime allegation,
the courts are allowed to assume-
Can we not call it sexual misconduct?
Okay, we'll go with the seriousness of the crime, okay?
It's a serious crime, okay?
To do that.
Randy Wrangler found guilty of sexual misconduct.
Because of that, I am finding in favor of the plaintiff
that defamation has occurred
and that defamation was done by Randy Wrangler.
We are going to give nominal damages.
This is damages by the pure fact
that it's defamation per se.
It is that kind of defamation.
And that damage is going to be $1.
Oh, great because we have zero other damages to go by
So you're saying if Carter would have built a case here, maybe it would have something would have happened
Because we have no other damages, but we admit the fault that is the court is going to recognize that that defamation took place
Randy Ray was ordered to pay $1.00 an nominal damages. That is the ruling today Congressful question
The video can stay up, right?
Now take the video down
the defamation what about the apology I did say so I said sorry yeah he already
said sorry in the public room here okay that's fair enough oh yeah that's
court record okay yeah I would have ordered some sort of rectifying apology
but it already happened yeah that's hot wanted sir I was early in the morning
No, I don't do
All right, well, let me give you your dollar.
Good job, Sam.
Oh, thanks.
Awful job, Carter.
I did great.
No, you didn't.
The judge just said you didn't do good.
No, he didn't.
That's your narrative.
Classic attorney.
Doing you shitties the famer. He just said he's giving he's only getting a dollar cuz you didn't do anything
He said that he said you didn't even put the price of a waffle
Because of the controversy
Yep
There you go, so
I mean I guess
yesterday, Sal. I was there.
It's up to us. If you want to
check up, freaking can see. Yeah,
just, uh,
consummate. Yeah.
It's not a long story, but it is
a good one. I'll see you tomorrow
for breakfast.
It's the first time a lawyer
actually sued for actual
defamation.
Yeah, what's up?
So, uh,
we had a lawsuit. You and I
from Vex, Juris Vex, and...
Okay, vaguely ringing a bell.
Uh-huh, it's just, uh, yeah, Abuse of Forest, blah, blah, blah.
Um, well anyway, so I've been on the docket,
and I motioned to dismiss it,
and the lawyer that just testified,
um, that Amber Chaser, gal,
uh, she didn't respond to it for a whole week,
so it just got dismissed with prejudice.
Okay, nice, huge.
Just thought it was funny, because I don't...
Why the fuck is she testifying in a,
in a scheduled court case, but I'm able to respond to a docket posting.
Well, you know, because they're off the hook.
Well, so I think, uh...
That's all I need to think about.
Grabbing some friend game issues.
No.
Yeah, I mean, not doing your job and just going out of your way to protect your friends.
That's classic.
Okay, thank you.
Yeah, that's classic.
Yeah, so, uh, that sounds about right.
Okay. Oh, good to know. Good. Hey, good to know.
Can we please not chat triggered?
Well, anyway, I was thinking you share it up on the stand, you know,
I feel like you
turn a new leaf in some way.
I didn't take this job to go up on the stand and fucking lie about everything.
It's it's
I mean, you know, that's what separates us from them, you know,
it's good to be reminded that you have integrity, sir. That's all.
not that I question it but it's just it's just nice because so so many people
in this line of work after 10 15 20 years it was side of things
right no you're right
and you know what they got their dollar
I knew you're I really I was looking forward to your closing. I knew we'd come up in it. Not really
sure yeah we're good this is actually the first time someone sued over actual defamation every
other time they just sue over opinions and whining well good this is gonna be Carter's
only a victory in the courtroom yeah probably these criminals really like to admit to the
crime on the stand and hopefully he's he's also horrible all he does is to carry a
boombox around he wears two glasses actually he's been better at
coordinating his court case system so I gotta I gotta say he's at least good for
that
ours the bar can't be that low surely trust me I got told by Morgan Luna
today that a lawyer thought I was
two women with them on the dock and they might quit.
Hey, I'll just share a friend of yours.
Can you tell me which dock if they were talking to me?
Hello, sir. How are you doing?
Oh, that sounds awesome.
Good, good. I was just wondering how your guys' mission is going.
We have come up with an idea for the
over the border stage.
It is a good idea. We are going to do that tonight, hopefully.
Tonight?
meeting as for the meeting I actually have some questions for you I want to
let you know a lot of our people not all but some are within the borders yeah on
missions I cannot pull them out to meet with you it would put their lives in
danger and compromise the mission we're gonna missions there are well
Infiltrating positions of power in Polito, getting information from people, taking photographs,
general espionage, shit, you know.
There are Southerners we have in our organization, I want to talk to you about them.
Okay, how many, how many people?
I think we have out eight on the outside. I
Don't really keep track of the numbers. That's Graham's job
Okay, why don't you go watch guys go and focus on getting into Polito and getting that evidence you were told me about that would be huge
Yeah, that is that is our main focus. We've got a plan for that. I was just gonna go and
Do you need anything very politely?
I could do with a little bit of cash
Hmm
About 500 left maybe another 500 in a day or two
Okay, also do with a gun. I don't have any weapons. I can't give you a gun that I cannot do but I can't give you money
Okay, I would like another $700 then please
All right, cool
I'll do that and then like I said if you guys just give me a call
Or a text
Probably a text
You know, just let me know when you get those pictures because that would be very good
Yeah, we need those pictures part the plan is tonight. We have
Pretty good idea
We probably don't want to know the details to be honest like time to do actually
I will feel free to stop me telling you this the plan at any point if it starts to get a bit nicely
We know somebody who works as a journalist in Los Santos. They are a Los Santos citizen.
A plan is to send them into Polito on a diplomatic mission to request the album back.
It is theoretically in possession of someone called Edward. He is the naval officer of Polito. He is a pirate.
They have a navy?
I am, they have a naval officer.
He does not have a fleet currently
because the water is full of chemicals and sea mines
and boats explode there.
He is a landlocked pirate.
Anyway, I talk to them.
He's a captain without a ship?
He is a captain without a ship, yes.
Okay.
Very sad.
Hopefully he has my photo album.
I talked a mounting into getting it out of evidence potentially,
or he was lying to try and capture me.
Unsure which one.
Graham thinks he's trying to capture me.
I think maybe he's stupid and doesn't realize what I'm doing.
But hopefully he gave my photo album to Blackbeard,
and then we're going to get Tiffanade a go
and get it from Blackbeard.
She might be captured and tortured.
So that's why I didn't want to tell you.
She's what to work. I'm gonna go in. She's being told by the journalist. Not yet.
But if they they capture her, I don't know what they'll do. They do not like low
center citizens in in Polito. They put them in prison. They torture them. They
torture them. Yeah, I love torture in Polito.
Okay, yeah, cuz we got evidence of torture to that would also be good, but I'll tell you what I don't want you to end it myself
Just try to get that photo album back. Let me know and
Let me see it'll happen tonight. Where are you at the hotel?
We are just down the road from the hotel. Yeah, all right, maybe
You okay? Yes
Yeah, just a man nearly ran over my friend, but he did
He did not hit him so we don't have to kill him. Don't worry. All right. Just meet me at the hotel. I'll get you some money
Okay, I will see you there shortly. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye
Well, look at that chap we did the right thing and you know what I'm proud of
Yep, but fuck Carter.
Yeah, non-alice, I know.
Any progress on the passports?
I just don't see a need for them right now.
Like it would be cool but like with the way that RP has happened, you know?
I don't know.
Jake out with five gifted, appreciate that!
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No, this is an intervention
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I mean survive I get proof that he has my
my voice line for a sub?
I'm literally sending that clip to my lawyer.
And I'm just going to be real.
I'm rambling.
Jake, I want five more gifted.
Holy shit, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Appreciate that.
What are you doing?
Just sorting my pictures.
got some pictures in there yeah the core case can I look yeah full album right
here can I look in the back of your man yeah sure don't mind them yeah don't mind
the mattress back there I don't I don't get it shake out with the character dude
He's kind of ruining everyone else's IP
This is all very bizarre
What it's just all this is all weird
What tails go down here?
What's up governor? That's a nice car. Does he need to be treated? Yeah
Yeah, there he does I think.
Oh he does, really?
Yeah he does.
Is that feeling patriotic enough?
No I don't think he is.
Okay, I am, I'm good, really.
No, I just don't think he is.
Treat him like patriotic.
Now today you will feel patriotic.
Yep.
I'm turning it all the way up.
All the way up.
I
Got some beefs to win
I
Am I guess cool? Yeah, now can I search you? Yeah, absolutely
Awesome. Thanks, man
It's just a bunch of pictures the court case. You're a your photographer. Yep. Well, you've dug for four
Nobody yet
Well, hopefully we still need news, but trying to contact someone.
Yeah, absolutely. It's all in the core case.
I'll be cool if there's a way to go through this, can you?
Like, flip the room, you know?
I don't know, that's me, right?
Well, it's very nice. Very nice. It's good work.
Thank you.
There you go.
All right, sir, what's your name?
Name's Doug Doug. Yeah, okay. Let me see your phone
Pull your phone. I'll give me a phone number. Maybe we need some sort of crime scene photographer. That'd be great. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be fantastic
Randy yep, all right nice to meet you
All right, there you go, Doug
peruse what's up man have a good one you too
peruse what's up buddy
So I think I'm going to introduce something to Polito.
I think I'm going to make a new Polito rule and I'm thinking if enough Politians get
together and decide to fight the government and execute the leader of Polito that that
person has to perma yeah I think we're
gonna do that that's prior I'm stepping
down like that yep not fobby could be
Gigi I mean I'm gonna give people the
option but uh force perma yeah I think that if you're gonna be the leader of
Polito if you're gonna assume that role then you also need to understand that
you're signing up to be permanent because how else do we shift people out
you know what I mean how how else does it happen you know elections is kind
of dumb I feel like that doesn't really fit the vibe of Polito
You know
But they can't but the thing is they can't just be like ran up you can't just run up and shoot them in the head
They got to be like it has to be
cinematic
You know I
Got a question about Polito. How do you join do you go through discord? No? Yeah
You have to you have to join the discord to join the queue
You have to connect your discord to the dashboard
What if they try to hold elections?
I mean, I guess if a government gets in that does that, like, that's just RP, but I think
that even so, that rule should still stand, you know what I mean?
Like, if they decide that they want to do that...
You know?
I bet if I just sit here as Wrangler, I bet you I could actually catch people doing fucked-up
shit.
I bet you I could actually catch people running weed, and I would like weed and shit, and
like hunting rifles and shit.
You can't take Fobby away from us.
It's just good for RP, man.
I don't think that anyone in, like,
you know, a big theme of like Chase RP
is that like people that are in these high positions of power,
like them being there forever is not guaranteed
and we have to do the same to Play-Doh
or else it just doesn't make sense, right?
And it'll just lead to them living in a bunker.
Yeah, but we got like if they're absent for like I think we said like seven days then then you know
There's just it's just considered they just abandon their post
Can you make a choice between life imprisonment perma sure I guess I guess we could do something like that yeah
Can they have a chance to hide out I mean Polito wasn't very big
So potentially the governor to be permit to now this only applies to Polito
I'll be right back be a minute
I've returned your urine spreadsheets coming along your in spreadsheet that's a thing
Burn got a hate thread for messing with racers I mean that's no pixel I don't know
It's just what it is, man.
People will play on NoPixel and then get shocked when that shit happens.
It's just what it is, man, you know.
What's our budget looking like?
I kind of want to get my paycheck.
6-4. I hate all racists.
You should hear what Sal had to say about it if World War II should have happened.
I
Destroy shots fired at a hotel
Hello
They were doing who was it
Look for people in purple
Are they still out there
Now for 523
No one's down here in the bottom parking lot no they're probably just
civilian tear reporting someone was kidnapped into a grey grey four-door
fucking have anything back here armed suspects had pink shirts one of them had a pink hat
oh it's the fucking form street fuckers
always fucking is right
he's a break a look off
what do I do?
come on let's go
I don't fucking fucking have her fishing that
oh my goodness
I make a little casual drive by on the wall
not like the shoot guy
let me go to the John Paul spot of the trail
I need to ask if you agree with me on this one because my bailiffs are a little hesitant
on this okay okay in the courtroom the liberal application of batons is a good thing um yeah
I think that's fun. Yeah, I mean you got it. Yeah, they're always worried about going too far and like one
They try and use tasers first for some reason. No, just beat them up. Yeah, just beat them up Eric
This is our Europe a lift in my courtroom
I want you to I want you to keep order in my courtroom if it were anywhere else. I understand you Eric
But this is my courtroom. Yep. It's true. All right. I gotta go. All right. Thank you. What's going on?
How's it going freedom fighters? Yeah, yeah, that's us. Sorry. I'm just waking up. I'm like still
I heard you guys have a big plan today
So that's all my money. Oh fuck it
So
Yeah, I guess I guess we have a plan. What's the plan?
Well, we need the photo album. Yes, out of Polito. Yes. So there's a few ways we could go about it.
There's this journalist that I know. I did an interview with her like a week ago. Her name's
Tiffany and she's good friends with Bobby and I was hoping she could maybe go in there and be
like hey Alex is working for us you know we paid her to take pictures for the
James report and we're gonna need those photos that was option one what I forget
option to probably know what the photos are right I mean well you think they're
just gonna hand those over to Tiffany probably I said it was pictures of
sunsets, the beautiful palatian sunsets in the hopes they would not check because they likely did
if this. So I already spoke to a mountain and I said, you know, I want my sunset pictures back
and he said, oh, okay, I'll give them to Edward. Edward may or may not give them back. He may
be suspicious. He may be not. I don't know. So the other plan is I go into Palito with a gun
I watch Edward until he is alone and then I confront him friendly at first then less friendly as needed
Okay, all right, um we're gonna have him by tonight
Well, that's the plan but ideally it depends how things go
Okay, all right, um, well I need something by tonight
All right, okay. All right great fantastic. Let me know you guys got my number
Cool.
I'll call you.
Where is somebody?
Is it Jordan's seal time chat?
Michael not I mean
long overdue
yes but you're not home where are you
where are you
And I'm so sorry you can't eat two more almonds tonight
Mike block
He's a
I think
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read Jen's message what'd she say?
yeah my wife's called me jerking before and I mean the other guy and let me tell
Once I took my hand off the guy's dick she was pissed off
God she full flippin
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Hey, why is one of your cop cars flipped over in our front yard? I
Don't know I'm gonna go find out
Uh, mask, I believe.
Ice, like, science, dark brown hair, black genus, uh, brown genus.
Okay, alright. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I don't know, man. I think, uh...
She's kissing me. I don't want anything.
I think uh I'm feeling a little tired today chat so I think uh I think I think I'm just gonna log out here
and I think that tomorrow though guys tomorrow I think we're gonna end up hitting it pretty hard
okay so I think that's I think that's the plan right
Yeah.
I think that's what we got.
Penta? I like this guy.
Straight up.
Thanks for watching!
you
You
Who's trying to kill you
Today it was Jesse. She wants to drink my blood or something or bathed in it.
Jesse wants to drink your blood and bathed in it.
Yeah.
Who the fuck is Jesse?
My girlfriend pissed her off. She just came from an asylum.
Yeah.
She wanted to kidnap me and my girlfriend put like a tracker on me or something.
And then we caught her right about before she killed me damn near.
And now she's super pissed off
You know what I'm gonna tell you something that my dad told me and now you need to hear it bitches be tripping
Now if it were me I'd slap the fucking shit out
You know what I mean
Here did she disrespect you?
Jesse or my girlfriend your girlfriend
No, sir. She's meaner her or madly in love how in love
I was digging my own grave earlier cuz I thought I was gonna die and she's gonna get me the plot next to you
What she didn't try to stop you
Well, she said if you're going I'll go with you. What the fuck is that? Why would she try to stop you?
She did I think but then we started talking about plot prices and all that all right sir
How much money you need all of it?
Every dollar yeah, I'm in bad debt
Okay, how much is in there?
$62,000. Yeah, give me all of it
Yeah cash, too
All right, yep
I'm in prison this whole time thanks for asking you fucking cocksucker I got you out of there
man yeah I didn't know that what do you mean oh what the fuck is this hello hello hey guys
What do you want, pig?
I'm just kidding, sir.
Huh?
Piggy boy?
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
Come here for the trough, piggy boy?
Yeah, I am actually.
No cops at plan B ever.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Cops at plan B.
Double the price.
Write that down, Sal.
Oh, no.
You any of our shit, bitch?
I think it was a good shoot for that.
I don't care.
They're not going to sue us.
They're lazy.
Uh, there's actually a legal way to do it.
Hey!
How are you guys?
Fucking bad.
Looking good, Sal.
Hey, come here.
Sorry.
Come here.
Yeah, one flip for 50k
Sure. All right. I got a double the shit up
Okay, wait a way to wait. I don't have 50k. So what are you 50k like?
500 bucks. All right, I'll take your action
Okay, call one or two one
What the fuck are you gonna do about it I'm not paying you shit come on let's get the
fuck out of here I'm not fucking paying you anything you fucking dickhead you got a
fucking gambling addiction there's you got an issue you need to get some fucking help
junkie
i did the big and child
listen there's two things that are all concerning sir
yeah
you know that guy you hired from Polito uh... Evan Mercer
yeah
yeah he was in there uh...
he's going by quick now who's another employee he looks like him dresses like
him but it's actually Evan
yeah he's just uh...
working there inside
alright
can i just get high and gamble for a fucking second
Well she's gonna get a slap I'm gonna beat my wife in front of you now cell what
what do you mean she's so she's suing my business she was investigating me that's
it I'm beating her I'm beating my wife in front of you and you've done that yeah
you're gonna watch me beat my wife cell maybe you'll learn you'll maybe you'll
learn a thing or two. How to beat your wife. Oh, not married yet. Well, when you do get
married, you'll need to learn it. You need to know how to do these kind of things. Okay.
Do you want a drink and gamble or something? No, I don't do that kind of shit. I'm a
business owner. I'm a clean guy. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. None of that.
Because I only know where the camels are now you know we need to do how's the employee situation
going we need to get some of these pollution workers here and then when they ask for money
to get paid we'll just call 9-1-1.
Oh, okay. I suppose that's one way of doing it.
Kind of doing it in a different way.
What are you talking about?
Seeing everyone a fair wage.
You've been paying them a fair wage?
I don't know yet.
Sal!
It's-it's-it's a little crushing, man.
You have to sit there and flip off for four hours, man.
It's the only thing I can do to keep them there
Are they Policians some of them call 9-1-1 on them when they asked for money
Hey, what are you doing? It's okay. I'm gonna teach you how to run a business. Just know that I'm back
Full time probably doing a real bad job. All right, Michael Knight is back
Okay
All right now for Michael not or Jordan steal don't call me don't call me Jordan steal
Okay, man's dad
He died in a fire in Ust- in Uzbekistan
They didn't find a body, but they found a passport and identification and some fingerprints all intact
Okay, yeah, I think you got 62 grand. Yeah, we're just gonna make some money real quick. Do you have a gun?
What? No. Do I have a gun?
I don't know, do you? Do you have a weapon's license? We can swing by the DMV and get you one.
Do it on the way back. Let me put this money away.
Okay.
We're gonna make a little bit of money okay head back
Guys thank you so much for all the gifted subs 10.8 K the Oilers love Jordan seal
I
Yes beard man
Why do you do horrible things
Huh
If I need to buy more cups and stuff
Just buy cups
It comes from the from the business account. Oh my god, so Jesus fucking grace. I can't fix all your fucking problems
Look it doesn't matter, okay, we're about to make some money right here
shit
What are you fucking doing, man?
Watch where the fucking driving
I'm sorry about this fucking goddamn. I'm sorry. I'm sorry fucking small dick ass crab spineless bitch
It's okay. I'm sorry. Please forgive us
Now you said you're getting sued right I
Think so well, maybe she's just threatening us too because she was upset that I was doing
What what do you fucking want the young I called you a fucking spineless ass dick little dick
boy fuck you all right I was in here how would you say that I'm down to all
of you all right why why you guys want to go in flip for 10k yeah all right I
have 10k yeah do you all not have 10k yeah like 36 dollars fucking and your
poor fuck all of you die
in the game was on what's on the problem
project on you
Todd he's got family
let me call him up hold on I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do a flip
I'll put him on speaker
It's ringing.
Hey Todd, how's it going?
I was just wondering, do you want a coin flip for $1,000 or $10,000 or something for fun?
$50,000.
I want a coin flip for $50,000.
$50,000 right now.
I already were gambling man, I guess you're a pussy
What do you want to come apart first off gambling is illegal? I don't give a fuck
Well, I'm a legal man. I have a perfect record and then second off
Second off, I don't remember what I was gonna say second off. Oh, I mean, yeah, I just don't like beyond
It's a 50-50 either win now 50,000 dollars or you don't I don't really like the odds
I don't know no one wants to coin flip with me for 50k what do you want to play then you've
got another game in mind where is he where is this fucking giant protruding fucking
oozing pussy where is it how it works at PDM you have PDM time my PDM yeah where is this
sentient pussy that calls himself a man
how's going on you know I want to fucking gamble I just got out of prison
bitch
what the fuck yeah I
I just got out of prison and I want to gamble okay
I mean I don't I could maybe you could find somebody
just fucking hang up on this fucking pussy
see you later Todd I'm sorry about all this
Okay, let's go back to plan B. We need to plan A.
All right, we got any solutions working for the business right now?
The person you hired and his girlfriend, yeah. Okay. But technically I didn't hire her. She's
got an ID from someone called Margaret. She's still here. She hasn't been deported. It's
It's been like a month.
Evan or her?
The woman, fucking dammit.
I heard her today.
What woman did I tell you to hire?
You can tell me.
I just hired Evan's girlfriend.
Who the fuck is Evan?
He's the one you brought from Flito.
He told me all about it.
And he's still here.
Yeah, he was there at the plan B.
Oh, shit.
And he's got a girlfriend.
Yeah, he's got a girlfriend.
He runs the school up there, too.
Blonde hair, had a mask.
Yeah, that sounds hot.
Okay.
Oh shit, I got something to DMV.
All right.
What kind of mask?
Oh, like a coffin mask or something?
Coffin mask?
Yeah, you know the ones you get from the hospital.
And Evan did get deported. He just got back here.
He comes back? Nice.
Yeah, we've got another worker who's called Quick.
Evan sounds and looks kinda like him so he just changes hair and people just think he's quick.
Yeah, we gotta, uh, you know, I tell you what, we gotta get people out of there.
Wanna plead them?
Yeah, here's what I'm thinking we do sound, okay?
I'm thinking that, uh, you know, I could probably, if I could find a reliable escape route in and out of there,
I could charge people to come here.
And then I'll, but here's the thing, I'll take all their money and then they can work, uh, for me for free.
I was looking in the penal code, technically it's not illegal to harm illegal immigrants.
There you go!
You little fucking, you little dick idiot.
Goddammit, you're dumb.
Okay.
Alright, come on.
Alright.
Hey, what's going on?
Welcome to the DMV, how can I help you?
I need
weapons, license,
license and drivers license.
Okay, why are you talking like that? That's what I need.
What's your name?
My name. Michael right.
You heard the boy. Michael.
Tonight.
Okay.
Y'all want me to spell it out?
Is it uh night as in like the royal connotation?
Yeah K-N-I-G-H-T.
Okay.
Alright Michael, I'm gonna ask you a very important question.
Oh, fuck Jesus.
What's your date of birth?
What? I don't fucking know.
Asshole.
0408, 1983.
Ah, just I was looking here.
I
Was your guys is they going it'd be a lot better if I had a gun that I could shoot you with
He doesn't mean that sir
I'm joking
Probably
Hey, then if you need security at the DMV just get down to you know
It's okay. I mean I got stabbed earlier. So this what it is
You're gonna be safe sir. No one's gonna hurt you probably I've heard of a hero with a gun
That's a hero with a knife
You heard me you people deserve to be stabbed
So fucking places a waste of time it's an energy drain I fucking hate the DMV now get me the fuck out of here
And my driver's license
Do you speak out to English? Huh? Do you?
Do you guys
Are you guys giving toll licenses too?
God damn! I'm speaking English here, aren't I?
Yeah, we are doing toll licenses now.
Do you want a toll license as well, sir?
Do I want a toll?
Well yeah, you can only get a toll license if he's here working.
No. I can't come back to that.
Okay.
So here is what we call a...
Oh my god.
Drivers license and then here is a WRL 12-117R form.
Weapons license if you need a pen.
There's some in the pot behind my plant.
The leaves of the plant that lives it breathes it.
Alright, can I fill it?
Can I fill it outside?
Oh yeah, absolutely.
I can feel it for you. My dad made me do it all the time. Yeah, you need to fill it for me
I don't know my fucking information. All right. Yeah, I got it right here. Can can you hand it over to me, sir?
Here you go, uh, I ain't why can't they just give you the shit you fucking need
Yeah, if you guys want to fill that out outside, that's fine. Just take our clipboard bring it back
Okay
What's your problem asshole
No
Fucking park your car then dick
You got to stand up to people like that, so
What the hell is your fucking problem
Yeah, you do that you got a fuck. Yeah, I do got a problem you buddy. Oh, yeah, the fuck is your issue
No, you're fucking looking at us like that like a freaking freak
Don't fucking look at me or my son ever again piece of shit
Now get the fuck inside before I fuck your ass up
Oh, you wanna fuck my ass up? I'm gonna bend over bitch bring the fucking slipper
Oh you wanna bend over motherfucker, huh?
Go ahead bend over. I'm gonna show you what happens to a man that bends over in front of me, huh?
Okay, go ahead bend over
Bend over
Sir, walk away. Walk away.
Come on, Sal. We're gonna fuck this guy up.
Okay. Okay.
We're gonna fuck this guy.
Me and you. Me and you, Sal.
We're gonna fuck this guy up.
Me and you, Sal. Come on, baby.
Back up, Sal. Let's fucking get it.
Back up. Okay.
Kick your ass. Oh, God.
You wanna go? Yeah, come on, motherfucker.
Come on, Sal. Me and you. That's the police.
That's the police.
Oh, God.
Come on, Sal.
Sal, get a hit on him.
Punch him, Sal!
Sal, he's gonna kill you! He's gonna kill you! He has a gun!
Help, help, help!
Good job, Sal. Stop you!
Sal!
Good. Sal!
Sal! Great job!
Incredible.
That was a great job, Sal.
Look at him.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, you're okay. You're okay.
I just tripped.
Oh, there's like a dragging him over, right?
Oh God!
There is. What is it?
I don't remember.
Paul?
Why are you looking down on me like that?
Are you gonna stomp his head or something?
I'm looking at him like to...
I want to grab a meal and be in prayer.
Sir?
Come on, hold on, hold on a second.
Oh God.
Oh!
I'm just gonna leave now, I'm turning on my vehicle and I'm gonna go back to the car.
There you go, okay.
Come on, Sal.
We showed him.
Good job.
Nice take down.
Okay, alright.
Give me that phone.
Okay.
What up, boss?
What up, Sal?
Hey, how's it going, Frankie?
Frankie, you're fired.
What?
Okay, what up boss what up south? Hey, how's it going Frankie?
Frankie, you're fired. What? Don't come to my restaurant ever again.
I'll fuck you later Frankie, it's gonna be okay. I like that guy.
Okay. I will, fuck you guys mate.
These girls get pulled by a gun.
Well, what the fuck is their problem? What's your problem dick?
Nick?
Here's the phone, sir.
Forms.
OK.
Yeah, just.
Hey, what the hell is your problem, asshole?
What?
What do you mean?
What's your fucking problem?
You, motherfucker.
Yeah, what's your fucking problem?
What do you mean, man?
Yeah, you better back the fuck off.
My son and I will kick the fuck out of you.
What do you mean?
We didn't say anything bad to you, man.
I walked into you and you said this fucking guy.
What?
I wouldn't say anything.
Well, I walked into you and said, oh, it's this fucking guy.
Fuck you.
No, no, no, we said let's get the fuck out of here.
No, you're fucking paying, buddy.
All right?
He said, yeah, we're getting the fuck out of here, man.
We're security guards.
We need jobs, OK?
We don't have time for your shit.
Oh, you need jobs?
Yeah.
Well, there's a bar across the street, though,
probably, are you?
Oh.
OK.
Thank you.
I
Got called me mate
Hmm, that's okay. Did he mean it in like a nautical sense? I don't think he did
All right, I wonder
Okay, you can tell his pertinent information me I've got to
Gotta ask you some questions
Uh, Michael, me, all right, since this is the first time you're paying for a driver's
license here in the state of San Andreas, I'll ask you some standard questions.
We ask everybody, do you know what a car is?
Yeah.
Do you know what the concept of a speed limit is?
I whatever.
Have you ever driven over a speed limit?
No. Have you ever driven over a speed limit sign? No. What about any other kind of road
signs? Stop, yield. I'm God's gift to the road. The perfect driver, Michael Knight.
I'm going to go back to the
car.
So no one any of the signs.
Yeah.
You ever received a speeding
ticket. No, Jesus. No.
You ever seen the movie speed.
Yes.
How are you?
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Oh, sorry.
I think this is how whales communicate.
What are you talking about?
I've been a fucking whale.
Oh, jeez.
How long has it been since I saw you and that's what you're going to say to me?
Relax, baby.
I'll just miss you.
Well, I'm glad.
Are you still in prison or are you in prison now?
No, I'm out of prison.
Dick had salad and it fucking told me that I was released.
I found out that you were released and I texted you, but you never texted me back
Well, I was just fucking sitting there like some kind of dickhead with my cock in my hand
And I went and checked like you know
I was in prison the whole fucking time no one told me I was released
Can you come down to the DMV and can you pull your titties out for this guy cuz he's not giving me as my fucking driver's
license why won't they give you your driver's license I don't know could you
just come down here and pull your fucking titties out yeah I guess okay I'll
be there in a second all right I love you you want to see my wife's tits is
that it you fucking pervert you sick fuck no you're fucking sick perverted
fucking piece of shit I see your pants getting tighter you want to see my
fucking wife's tits don't you you're you're real fucked up in the head
you're a sick fuck aren't you fucking pervert this guy wants to see my
My wife's tits, everyone.
Is he always like this?
Mr. Nash is a little hungover.
Can you get on with the thing?
I'm sorry about this, sir.
Oh, it's OK.
Nothing, really.
Have you ever had a license provoked for DUI, DWI,
that's what you're driving?
Absolutely not.
You know, it's important to be completely sober
behind the wheel.
OK, yeah, that's true.
Mm, god.
That's that would be crazy on me.
Right. That'd be insane.
Okay.
To be here.
Have you ever been found at fault for a motor vehicle accident?
No. I've never lost in court ever in my life.
In fact, I've never lost it in anything.
I'm the perfect man.
Okay.
He didn't know his birthday.
I don't need to know my birthday.
Alright, I have guys that I pay to know that kind of shit for me.
What do you fucking got you got a fucking job at the DMV got a fucking clipboard? Why don't you shove it up your ass?
I got Sal. He's my bitch. Tell him tell him tell him that you're my bitch
Tell him that you're my bitch
Okay, I'm the beat word say it
Close enough
I'm sorry, but think, you know, um, you won't hold that thing over my head anymore, right?
If I decide to resign, sir?
What?
You know that thing you told me?
Are you gonna go to the police with?
Yeah, I fucking will.
What?
You cannot quit.
Oh.
You can't quit, Sal.
People are trying to kill me every day, sir.
Well, Jesus fucking Christ, you need to-
If I could get my weapons license.
Okay.
That wouldn't happen.
You think so?
You need my help? Just say that you need my help.
Oh, and there she is.
Good. Now, now, now, now you get to see my wife's tits, you fucking pervert.
is I don't care wait you have to see them yeah he said the only way I get my
driver's license is if you pull your fucking pussy out here
I didn't hear it but maybe it wasn't that's not very good he wants you to do it
entire Jeff Dunham with your pussy lips
fuck it's sick man give me can you give me my shit please
the other papers in order can we just get the last please sir please
We should move on to the weapons license section of this fucking sick pervert fuck you
No, you know, honey, I have something for you. I'm back tomorrow.
Whenever you're done. Is it herpes again?
No, no, no, no, no, not come back tomorrow, please today, please, sir.
No, we got to get this done today.
Well, then I'm going to need Mr. Knight over there to
Oh, fucking finally I can relax. Thank you.
I'm down now. Thank you. So you're okay. I got the plague, but I didn't use all those. I think I saved him for you
Thank you, baby. Those are the same ones you used to like crush up and snort. I think yeah
Let's get another teeth of yours pulled so I can get some more Vicodin
What?
Yeah, every time every time you get teeth pulled they give you Vicodin. That's a little little little life tip for you
Yeah, like half of my molars are implants now. Yep
Oh, Mr. Knight, what kind of experience do you have with a firearm?
I'm a war veteran.
What war did you serve in?
I was a part of the Afghanistan conflict with a war on terror.
Oh, okay.
He was a war hero.
War hero.
I am a war hero.
Okay.
Alright, so that answers that.
That answers that.
Okay.
When's the last time you used a firearm?
A couple days ago?
I waved it out the window when I'm merging on the freeway.
I
Know God pull your titties out like how much money do we got to pay you to get him a license?
If she just fucking throws those things down on the fucking desk like she's making a loaf of bread, I
Mean is there a way to make this go faster? I know God pull your titties out honey. Like how much money do we got to pay you to get him a license?
things down on the fucking desk like she's making a loaf of bread i mean is there you know
i think it's pretty much get whatever you want from the governor you know if you like need like a
kickback or oh right that's right are you trying to bribe the dnb oh maybe you're not happy with your
job here maybe you want to hire up job oh no do you don't have a premium processing fee or something
We could apply for bringing processing is a thing. This is horrible. Yeah, what is that? Here you go, ma'am
This is a form you have to fill out when you attempt to bribe the DMV
Definitely are attempting to can I have much please I need to have a fire I'm
Rational and I need a gun a lot of people come here actually
What?
Largely, because we lost us people's fines, which a lot of people, actually.
Have you ever shot anybody, Mr. Knight?
Oh my god, yes.
Beagley.
He's a veteran. What do you think? He did a lot.
I ran a parking lot.
In cell defense.
I ran a parking lot. God, you said my job was awful. Jesus.
It was fucking awful now. I don't do it anymore
Did they fire you no I
Moved on to bigger better things
What's your worst game plan?
Oh, so it's one of those things where you're being forced out and you're just you did the whole like I'm looking for new
Ventures type thing listen, buddy. I got a smoking hot wife over here. I'm the owner of plan B
Okay, and I'm a decorated war veteran. All right
I don't need to sit here and feel like I got nothing when I know that I've achieved everything that I've ever dreamed of plus more
What the fuck have you ever done with your life?
Technically you're standing
Doesn't matter. Okay. I'm standing. Okay, and I'll put you on your knees boy
big time
Is that a threat?
No, it's not a threat sir. He's just making a joke. Please can we move on to the next question?
Make sure he doesn't go into comedy Sal. He is
I'm not going to joke.
That's the funny guy. Can we move on to the next question please?
I'm not fucking joking.
You're joking about that? That's a joke joke.
Let's see here.
At any point in the past, Mr. Knight, have you used any of the following items as a weapon?
Knife, axe, machete, electric hedge trimmers, a weed-whacker,
garden rake a spirit you fashioned out of the handle of said rake the end of it
being a garden trowel a cyclopedia brachinica or a season five addition of
Malcolm in the middle no no no doll no doll which which one of those yes the
nice no the night okay okay
information is in order so uh let's go ahead and get you your licenses thank you
us it's gonna be a hundred and fifty-six dollars or yeah I got that I am going to
have to ask you to remove your photo honey are you suing my restaurant no I
I was investigating sound because he's a drug addict
I
Got drugs you fucking little motherfucker
You hold it out on me
Are you holding out on me?
I just took a lot in like a very short time period sir. We'll talk about that after this. All right cheese
This will be for your driver's license
Thank you.
And this will be for your weapons license.
Thank you so much.
This is from the printer for you.
This is your.
Good, thank you.
This is your.
Uppens license. They don't expire on the 23rd of March, so
See you in like 31 days. All right
You'll see me before then
all right
Well, did you know that Sal is dating a cop like that's not good for business you what?
I'm getting my fellow. Yeah, why she put a tracker on him the other day Sal
You're letting a woman track you that's fucking sick
Right here I bought this car for us. Oh my god, it's fucking terrible
They charge in an arm and a leg over there. It's not locked and he doesn't have keys at the moment
Well, how the German doctors didn't give me the keys back. They're gonna have to hot wire it
You bought a car with no fucking keys
the does a lot of cheese I got my taxes over did they sell you it like this I
think the yeah yeah yeah they sold you like this oh oh I see what you're
saying yeah they did sell it to me like this and I want them to pay for my
Yeah, exactly.
Oh boy, we're driving a lot of cars.
It's fine.
That's RipLight.
Cops can't stop me. I fought in the war, so.
So now, Sal, where are you getting your fucking junk from?
I don't get it anymore, man.
Okay.
Sal.
When I was getting in it, I was getting either from up the Grove Street,
street friends or or I suppose really
fall for it to me a couple of times
are you can't get high on the job
without sharing that's fucking selfish
you can be a drug addict but don't be
selfish
it's any way you're like really listen
drugs can't ruin your life you ruin
your life I'm just very bad when I'm
high man I can't keep it together
all right well I'm gonna need to know
the name of your dealers. You pass the test. I'm a sober guy. So I'm going to need to find
out who your dealer was so I can tell them to stay away from you.
Okay, I can do that. You want me to start making some calls?
Yeah, I will. Hey! Yeah?
Hey, my wife bought a car here and you took advantage of her because she's a woman
buying a car alone?
For me?
Yeah, she bought a she bought a fucking car. Do you guys work here?
Well, what the fuck you sold her a car there's any fucking keys
Me right here
All right listen just because she's a fat fucking idiot doesn't mean that you can scam her like that
Scam there you did scammer I didn't scam there yeah you did okay now you guys are
gonna need to pay for a new key you sold it out of you know that's what I was
about to do it was back when it was back when I fucking duckling the idiot man
I'm telling you all right so just give us the fortune I think he's a higher
up he's a fucking yeah I'll go get you guys the money for thank you and you
should have scammed women like that buying cars alone who's who's you
You guys you guys
Yeah, yeah fucking is
Does that mean that you're coming in co-op also? What are you fucking talking about coming in?
I mean you
Don't know what you're talking about. All right. Wait. How did your court case go?
No, you guys scammed my wife
just because she's a fat fucking idiot buying a car alone doesn't mean you
should scam her
$38,000 for that thing
what they charge you for
I mean it's not a bad car we got we got way better stuff I wouldn't buy a
I wouldn't sold you
Oh
That's right
Tell about your obesity problems
Yeah, but just quite well, I mean it'll save you a lot of money
You know it'll help you get your next car right you come down here. We got to a down payment
get you smoke a lot of cigarette so that's also gonna solve the critical mass
issue I mean I do invite GMOs because of my WIFE
this is the one kind of thing the only thing by the way you come here asking
for another key it's not enough sorry don't fucking threaten my wife
You fucking did you fucking did you say you do that you got my wife
Apologize to her
For what you said don't your debarking commander don't do this dog. That's my fucking wife
You I fucking heard you say don't do that. That's my wife. You don't get to tell her what not to do. All right, all right
I apologize for that
You obese whale no
I absolutely
That's my wife
That's my fucking wife. That's my wife back up sale
back up
You don't fucking talk like that
Why fucker fuck you
oh god oh god fuck
why are you just crying sound? take it as wallet
honey why did you hire someone such a pussy? he doesn't know what it's like to be married
Okay
I'm taking his wallet
He did give me $442 the fuck out of here
Fuck
I
Called my wife a fucking whale. Can you believe that oh my god?
Yeah, only my husband can call me there. That's all right, baby. Understandable
I think you might have ran him over good. I hope it killed him too. I won't I'll go back to prison today. I don't give a shit I
Would like to keep you out of prison, please. Oh, baby. I'm sorry
I'm sorry, baby. Maybe I shouldn't have choked him. Maybe that took a little too far
Well, he doesn't seem dead
What the fuck are you doing back there?
Well, uh, Sal, did you do me a favor? Don't feed me while the sun's up, okay?
Very important
good good anyways baby what are you up to well I'm the secretary for the governor
and I also have a manager position at the pawn shop I've been you know yeah
staying believe nice baby yeah that sounds good as these assholes that are
pretending to own the pawn shop but actually like the old men in the big in
the morning they own the pawn shop old men in the morning sounds like an old
time he rock radio station talk show yeah it's called old age pond and he's
like this guy's name is like John I have a gun or something John I have a dumbest
name also the governor I know I can trust you but the governor is trying to
open an insane asylum on his island to put police in I'm enough smart they're
fucking crazy you saw the way they treated me right yeah that was crazy
They're nice people really.
Huh?
I got a lot of friends in Flito. I go there all the time.
How the fuck do you get in there?
I got a visa. I can actually get you a visa to get there legally, sir.
Really?
Yeah, we just got to talk to Lars at $300 for an agricultural awesome.
Wait, you can get in and out of there?
Yeah, I've been going in and out. They're really nice.
You know, it's like paradise really. They don't lie.
I'm the owner of Plan B. You should be able to probably get one.
I
Think every character of us has either kidnapped or harm so what what's Jordan ever died? I gave him a job
Hello, I said I'm up for success. I'm just glad you weren't here for this like
Can I get one last agriculture license if you're not too busy sir
Um, yeah, uh, are you at the corner?
Account 15? Okay.
Um, alright, I'll send you the money first, okay? And then I'll call you back.
Okay, yeah, I'll text you the name as well.
Okay, bye-bye!
Bye!
Alright, I just gotta send some money.
Alright, we're gonna also have told the employees that we're gonna cut their pay down a bit.
because you don't know I'm talking about that stuff. Yeah, that's all fucked up. Oh wow,
I can't send the money for my phone. I gotta get to the bank to send the money. I can go,
I'm gonna run and get another key for this car
Was everyone outside?
What the burgers are made up for these two fucking assholes doing here?
Get the fuck out of here you can't work for me
You get you on this place. Yeah, I fucking do and you guys were dickheads to the wrong one. All right out
You heard some bad leave
Fuck you two whatever leave
Well, maybe, uh, oh, fuck me, I was gonna say maybe if you apologize and stop being a cocksucker
You should be nice to the owner. We apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. Come here
Okay, get on your fucking knees. Oh
Remember kids no gods no masters your boss is not your friend
Both for anything fucking beg me for
I
Sir, I beg you for a job. What about you Baldi come on
Get off your knees
you might
place my place give us a job say you'll be my little bitches
be a little bitches say you are my little bitches
yeah you're little bitches
pathetic I'd never fucking hire you
You're weak you're small
Go back to go postal
What?
What's up, ladies?
What are you saying?
I can give you $300 cash to that one.
No, no, I need it sent. I need it sent.
Okay.
Hello, sir.
I wasn't going to take a cut.
What's going on?
That's okay.
You're here.
I don't know.
their personal belongings. Great question. Can you sort of stop their dogs in there? It's okay, I guess.
All right, let's have a team meeting. Come on. Okay.
I will be with you shortly, sir. All right, everyone. How's the business going?
Oh, we're doing great until today, but overall we're doing good.
Good. All right. Let's keep up the good work, everybody. Okay.
Let's on three. Let's do a let's go team on three. Okay. One, two, three.
Go team.
That guy outside trying to get people to unionize in here.
What?
All right now, well guys, what could it be,
Michael and I do to make this a better working environment for you?
Hmm.
Nothing. Wow.
No, not really.
Okay, nothing. Fantastic.
All right, good. Now you guys are gonna have to take a bit of a pay cut, okay?
Yeah, I went over the finances and it's just a bad economy.
Yeah.
Sir, I got something you could do better for us.
We got nothing in the fucking business account and there's nothing I can do. I tried to balance it, but it's just all fucking going
It's just not good. So what's going on? So?
Yeah, I got something now
Yeah, you can help us with yeah
You know now that you put the picture then can we get a pay increase? Absolutely Sal
How much are you gonna pay to now or?
It really depends her on what?
I'm not sales. I mean listen here's the thing you guys got to sell better
Okay
Ask for more of more tips make them feel bad, too
Are you guys making people feel bad before you ask them if they want a tip?
Yeah, you need to make it make them. I just make them. I just
Automatically give them make them tip me. Let me show you how it's done
Okay, oh
I don't know. Hey, what's going on? Hello, I
Would like a plan B combo what?
That would like a plan B combo. All right, can someone serve this guy? Yeah, what do you want to drink?
Yeah, finances were going pretty good though honestly everyone's paid everyone's happy working here. We were making good money
Well $62,000 disappeared out of account. Well, what the fuck I have to fucking I have expenses Sal
Then I need to I need I there's fucking income tax and property tax and all that shit
I mean, what do you want me to do?
What
What guy did it
Hold on a damn second why am I not on this roster?
I don't see myself I don't see myself on this roster why am I not on this fucking
roster see you on the roster sir all the way at the bottom just all the way at
the bottom that says Cody Cody Travis do you have the eye turned off on the
right and where it says owner you might have that turned off okay I didn't
fucking screaming at my fucking lobby who the fuck is screaming like that shut
Shut the fuck up shut the fuck up fuck
Bail
Why can't I use this fucking computer cell? Oh
There's a trick that sir why what's the trick?
Okay, you think you got to get close to it
But you got to get far and like at an angle like right where I'm standing a little bit
and then just keep trying to use it and moving around a little bit.
Well that's fucking ridiculous.
Yeah, let's see, use it from right here.
If you stand on the side of the desk.
No, it's all from this side. There's a particular angle.
Like right around where I'm standing. Somewhere here always works. Somewhere here.
It's got a privacy scheme where the further you are away from it works so what you said we need cups
Well, we don't have any money. I've been I've been getting us all kinds of stuff
It's just now that we don't have any money. How many cups do we have?
Well, we got plenty for now. I've been buying every day
We got 600
Yeah, come on we gotta go get my agriculture license, right?
All right, yeah purple
He's showing me some cops tits, okay nice
cool cool um she's doing jumping jacks with the golf course and they're
bouncing a lot so we got a goddamn fucking lock pick guys are like some of
this shit here I have the key I wouldn't got the key let me give it oh nice
good job baby yeah I used that money that guy gave me to get the key let me
give it to you
there you go
I
You know the more that I work for the governor I feel like you and the governor would get along a lot
Why?
well cuz
He's like you know a man of action
Yeah, and I feel like you guys got off on the wrong foot. Well, I tell you what if I ever go to prison you might need to blow
I'm gonna get me a pardon
What?
Mean I can't probably get you a pardon from him. Okay
You think you're good?
Yeah, I think so I wouldn't have to blow him. I don't think he just likes really big women
Okay, so he must love you
Yeah, I he wanted to see titties the other day so I had to go dance on a strip club
What don't fucking do that for no reason. What's wrong with you? He paid me
How much money do you have?
ah $23,000 well goddamn we need to buy a house well there's no houses for
simple I'm been saving my money oh gee okay save your money where the fuck
do you park your car the shithole all right we're up um right exactly where
I'm standing right here
All right, nice pulled out baby the car not your vagina
I thought you wanted to put it away. No, no the fucking keys all fucked. Oh, all right, give me the key
that go to you or did that go to sound oh that one of me I'll just throw in the
dash there you go sir
and part of me I think that the governor might be trying to make like a
militia and you know that kind of seems like something that's up your alley
What kind of militia?
Against Polito, I think?
You think you can do that, really?
Well, you know...
I know I can talk to you about this in confidence, even though, you know, I'm not supposed to tell anybody, he said.
But I know that you're, you know, my husband, so I can tell you.
Of course you can, baby. You can tell me anything.
But, um...
I don't know, there's just some bad relations with Polito.
Hmm. Oh yeah, uh, that was telling me all about that.
He's talking with his mounting friends.
He said it was a whole mess.
There's that one, that one old lady.
We had her hired at the clan bee at some point, didn't we?
And she, we had to fire her.
She like, there was like a whole court case, I think.
She's like a traitor or something.
Where's that judge at?
Where's that judge at you were talking to?
Yeah, Doris.
Lars, he's probably in city hall.
Um, I just need someone to send me $300.
Can you do that, Gene?
I got a cash.
i have the cash if you need it
you can just send it to him though
i can i just need to want to see the bank
alright alright alright
but you don't have three hundred dollars in your bank account
no because
i just bring the whole bank account and unfortunately i can't my the way the
wallet works it only shows one account which is a primary account
Jesus fucking Christ why is there no money in the fucking plan b account
okay fine we'll put some money it will i tell you what we'll put seventeen
grand in there. How's that sound? That's fine. I'm not telling you that that's your money.
You can do whatever you want without it. You know, no, I mean, there just has to be money
in the plan being counted. Fuck it. I'm not really working for a while or something.
It's fine. It's fine. Don't be worried about it. We'll just do it. We're paying
the employees less, so we should be able to make money pretty quick.
You know we should make the employees work for tips and see how they do for a while
Hey, how'd you guys just screaming?
What the fuck do you scream in us?
Oh
He was in the middle of the room
Oh my god
We might have to get sell high to be able to stand to be around him today. What?
No drugs are bad
Do you think always Jesus fucking Christ, I don't do that kind of shit
Put the money in the fucking
It was a car, okay.
Okay, god damn, man.
We gotta do something about Sam.
What do you want me to do? He's obviously ruined.
He's...
Yeah, it's terrible!
Listen, uh, I guess perfect the way he is, okay? This is nice, actually.
Okay, that's enough to keep the restaurant running for a while.
Good. Good.
all right come on let's hold on to one
oh okay you want me to do it yeah this is the way I do
is it still alive? so go strangle that guy
go ahead go strangle him son
There's a guy out here, um, the guy, he was driving a bicycle, got hit by a car, um, harmony, harmony just passed the police department, and he looks pretty bad.
He's looking down back.
Yeah, okay.
You choking himself?
Yeah, yeah, of course, of course, that's what I'm doing.
Good.
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
All right, let's get out of here, Sal.
I just got a video of all that.
You're gonna be okay.
Come on, Sal.
Okay, fine, okay.
Come on.
EMS are on the way.
Yeah, I just got a picture of video of all that sound piece of shit fucking yelling my restaurant
So now you can never quit I have it I have this evidence
You can't quit I got evidence that you just trying to murder a guy you're sick sell there's something wrong with you buddy
I
you're your agriculture license now so I can just send them the cell send them the
fucking money well there's a problem I don't know what it is I just put the
money in the camp on my phone is saying that there's no balance though so it's
updating I think it just takes a lot of update or something all right we'll
go to burger shop we'll have a talk with the dog I'm not yeah we can try
contact him, he's the owner. Alright. I'm Burnershot. Yeah, I can call him. Let's see what the f**k
is going on. Okay. Well, I made it. Yeah, that's phones on top. Over under four people
murder shot are they open in the yellow pages I'm gonna say over Saturday night a popular
server like this it could be open but it doesn't say in the yellow pages um I see a yellow
I don't think you had from 1800.
Well, that was a while ago.
Yeah.
But the money doesn't stop.
Yeah, we're going to have to go to Lars for the agriculture license, sir.
All right.
We're going to have to go to the burger shuttle together.
Okay.
I like the people who are, he knows that you work at Glam V, right?
Done?
Yeah.
Yeah, and I told him that I can't quit because we have such a great relationship.
And then, you know, he said plan B sucks and we had a bit of a fallen out.
He said plan B sucks.
Yeah, and then he kidnapped me and stole my dog and shot me.
He kidnapped you and shot your dog.
Yeah, my dog left.
Didn't we have one of their dogs? Someone told me?
Yeah, someone said that Mr. Nuts stole a leaf or something.
Oh, yeah.
That's what started all the beef.
Yeah, we had their dogs.
Yeah, what about George's green?
I don't know, I think George is just fucking all the time.
All right, over and under four people.
Oh.
Oh, there's someone in there.
I see someone.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hey.
Welcome to Bergen Shell.
Where's Doug?
Oh.
I
Hey
Welcome to Burgershow
Haven't seen Doug in at least a week and a half. Are you fucking kidding me?
No, I'm serious
Okay, any other man
You got a knife?
Me and not my headshot?
No, I don't have a screwdriver. That's the only weapon I have.
Can you stab someone with a screwdriver?
Hey, what's going on officer?
I
Was really rude of us
Why we went into a place serving food and didn't get food
So those people attacked you
Yeah
I know where Lars is, probably the courthouse or the golf course because I know that Bond
is at the golf course right now.
He's at the golf course.
Yeah, the governor's at the golf course right now.
All right.
He was looking at some boobies.
They were doing jumping jacks for him.
Booby!
But he's not answering his phone now, so he's probably in a meeting, which he usually has all his meetings at the golf course.
Let's go.
Yeah, I think he does. It's a good life, you know. Yeah, he loves it, too.
Yeah, he loves it.
What the fuck is he?
Where the fuck is he?
Does he have an office?
I'll send him a message too, a few minutes ago, he's on our farm.
I bet that bones and large are together than if they're both not answer to the golf course
There's no time to waste got to get into Play-Doh tonight against more employees
I
Chat do this IRL a gang should take over burger shop
Who's that that guy fired yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah fire that guy
Unless you don't think you should be
you know he's he's confident he stands all right keep them on but uh reduce his
pay everyone should work for tips from I agree
no they like to go out by that bridge by the water
I don't know what you're talking about
I think they're here somewhere.
Is that?
Oh.
There's the gun.
Uh-oh.
The governor's screaming about the grass.
I
Like that's all I'm fucking doing you put my wife on a goddamn stripper pole you old fuck
She liked that shit don't fucking don't I'll fucking kick your old ass
I don't fucking like that that's my fucking woman I owner you goddamn asked me you asked me permission
she doesn't get to make she doesn't get to make those kind of decisions on her
own okay so only you get the finger bang at the side of the road the great
scene that's fucking right I'm stuck with her yeah that's my wife well she's
a damn good fucking secretary and what am I supposed to do I'm if I want to
dance on a pole I'm paying to do that shit you know you have you know shut
the fuck up holy shit you fucking come to me oh yeah that's that's my wife
watch this one so I don't see your patrol listen I'm so much time I'm fucking
telling you okay you fucking you asked me again before you put my fucking wife
on a goddamn stripper pole
I'm not gonna be nice
I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know. I just do not fucking. Oh well, I mean that
I mean, that just wasn't appropriate, right?
Well, what?
Why did you do that?
I don't fucking know. I blacked out.
Are you okay?
Like, do you need some drugs?
Take the pills I gave you.
All right, okay. I'll take a pill.
God damn it.
I just didn't like the way he was talking about you, baby.
You know I love you.
Well, I appreciate you were defending my honor.
Like, you're some sort of fucking object or something.
It was it fucking I don't know what the hell happened
Well, maybe if you let the cops pull you over you don't want to be so bad. No, I can't I don't want to go back to prison
I'm sorry. It's just that I love you, you know am I ever gonna see you again. Yeah, I'm going to plan B right now
Okay, I'm just gonna put on a napkin and say that I do that shit. Oh, okay. Okay. Don't get caught
Love you too
Was that an overreaction shot?
Do you think I overreact a little bit there?
He put my wife on a stripper pole.
Okay.
Alright, I see it by the window.
of
all
What's my armored car?
Hi honey!
He's alive, right?
Yeah, yeah, you just broke his elbow.
He might not be able to golf again, they said.
What?
Yeah, he might not be able to golf ever again.
I will fuck him.
Yeah, he's a good guy though.
I think you must understand the situation.
I didn't fucking like the way he was talking about you like that.
I don't, I don't fucking know.
He just appreciates, oh, you know, beautiful women.
Yeah, but you're my beautiful bitch.
You know we took a vow I don't know those years honey. Where are you the cops would like to know I'm not fucking telling him oh
He says he doesn't know where he is and he's not telling
I'm not turn to myself and either he said I'm getting passed around or I'm gonna
She said I'm gonna get passed around now by the cops. Well, you need to leave there
And you need to go you need to get back to plan B or else. Oh
Apparently he needs me to go work at plan B, so I'm gonna have to wait I'm getting passed around
yeah oh she's gonna bring me up to plan b how nice of her all right good i mean i'm not there
okay thanks thanks honey i'll see you later goodbye i love you
What the hell's that?
Jebediah's steel.
Meta Knight Steel.
God, that just, that really peeved me, the governor doing that.
God that peevely.
me peeved. You think I should kidnap the governor?
What's going on, DJ?
I can have him make him do a preemptive party.
I might actually need that party later.
I miss what happened, surely it's warranted.
You fucking insulted my wife, dude.
Hello.
Okay.
I'm not sure about the rifle.
Thank you. Thank you. LFA.
And guys, look at that. We're so close to that 11k goal.
He's admin powers. I would never abuse my admin menu.
I'm fucking p.
Hey, we're gonna trade some for some food. I'm dying man. I'm dying
Nobody got nothing
Get a fucking job man, I
I'm trying I can't even tell everyone's fool
all right you know a job I can get yeah I got a job right here buddy oh come on
now come on now I don't do that after three there you go buddy you're been to
Thailand I can't breathe oh the fuck oh yeah
I'm hungry in that a fucking food place get out I didn't have time I need to run
a car wow what's the cheapest price for the cars you got here holy fucking
shit can I run the car much money you get to spend yeah I don't know you're gonna
be open up one of my fucking wife a fat whale uh-huh you're gonna give him
stuff back all you know you're not gonna give it back then I don't think we have
any fucking really really really you're just gonna let you're just gonna let
someone call my wife a fucking fat whale okay so that's a lot of fucking
So just keeping it. No, you just keep more employee stuff and then just leave it as that and everything's so sweet
Yeah
I'll just go rent a car from this fucking guy outside fuck you
I'm just gonna go talk to this guy outside rent a car for men eat my shit. Yeah, go ahead
Hey, can I get my life one second one second I gotta talk to you
You work here. Yeah, that guy inside to be the fucking dickhead to me
He called my wife a fat way I came here to buy a car
You were not here to buy a car previously. Yes, I fucking wise
Well, I'm not giving him a shit back. He's an asshole
Okay, and now they're saying I can't do business here because this guy what's the right to call my fat fucking wife a bitch
He said
So okay, so then I'm not in the wrong here so this guy needs to apologize to me
Oh this fucking crippled fuck
Why would I give him a shit back my wife's on a joint
It's been besmirched
He's fucking apologized
My wife's honor has been besmirched
I'm sorry man, she's fucking buried in iPodosh for that
The damage is done
All right now I mean I didn't believe that that's the issue. Okay. Do you see this? I can't take this. I'm not you're
Oh, no, don't punch him. Don't punch him. Don't punch him. How do we fix this? How do we fix this?
Let me run a car so I can just get the fuck out of here. We're gonna get his stuff back to it. No
Oh, yeah.
What did you do?
What did you take off?
I took his wallet.
I just didn't want to.
Fuck you.
What's in your wallet?
He lost it.
My license is, man.
It's like $3,000 worth of licenses.
I threw it in the ocean.
It's gone.
It's who gives a shit if it's just licenses.
He's going to fucking like it's still my identity, man.
Hey, baby.
He doesn't look like anything like you.
Hey, that guy you ran over that's a bicycle.
He's here with a knife.
He told me to call you and come over here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Where at?
I
Take the pull you away from this meeting
I'm on the way
Okay
What
Please white
Can I just get it back you fucking alright you got money?
yeah how much I got a waffle I said money yeah I got money give me the money
I give me the wallet first now give me the money I already gave you $400 man
give me the money all right give me the wall first give me the money okay
okay you gotta handle over the wallet and the money to the wallet man keep
My cock cock boy. Oh my god
Cockboy
Guys let's get to 11k subs if you think that good man is a cock boy
11k subs and that man's officially a cockmole.
Easy suckle.
Now let's go save Gene.
Apparently the guy I ran out of is holding her up for the night.
It's supposed to be that if they don't want to get into the system, then they can't get
Maybe that if they don't log in for seven days, then they automatically get it, but I don't know if that got, I don't know if that got in.
If not all adjusted, it's not a big deal. It's fine. Auto fire with six.
Appreciate that. I'm a cock man.
That's right.
Change ups!
That he has my
Voice line for us. Thank you for the 10 gifted subs sending that clip to my lawyer, and I'm just gonna be real
Thank you so much
I was about to gift, but I really want to order this pizza
But if it's between gifting and ordering a pizza then obviously you should gift me you don't need any more pizza
Look at yourself in the mirror
Now me skinny legend Penta does need pizza
I
Is he
Where'd he go
your car and go fuck you motherfucker she okay I just
wonder if I'm okay is that really necessary well you
just ran me over with a car I didn't mean that wasn't me
that was someone else I'm another man entirely I'm tired of
hence this bullshit his RP is stupid I'm obviously a
different man it's all he does okay she's okay I'm great
to get you over to harmony hospital okay I need you to
All right, but I work here
You know, I'm sorry, okay, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you're not allowed to talk to me like that
For several reasons, and I'm not gonna say what but you can't talk to me like that
I'm just asking you to leave. It's an active scene bro. Why don't you fucking leave fucking
She shot your wife and I stabbed her. Did you shoot my wife? No, baby
baby baby did the cop shoot you what the fuck what are you doing you shot my wife
Do you think I'm gonna do you think I'm gonna violent crazy man? Yes. Yes, I do
That you are off your medication don't leave yet. I'm not off my medication
She said you're off your medication. You have a temper and you're psychotic. Listen
Do I seem like a psychotic man?
Can I- I need to go with them. I need you to not cause issues.
I'm just saying, if you injured my wife and put her out of commission, you're gonna have to take a place for a few days.
Not a chance and fucking-
Yeah, there is a fucking chance because that's just fair. That's even.
Not even a Q6 survival.
Not even with a bullet in my brain.
Well, I want to do that. That's fucking necrophilia. That's sick.
Heck no. She's probably still in commission.
Come on. Okay. My name is Lucy Glenn. No, it's not
El have faith. Thank you so much for the Ted gifted subs
Appreciate that
Ted gifted subs that's a lot. El have face. No
Thank you so much you think I won that conversation. Thank you
Why is he so mad me it's cuz I'm secretly depressed
No the other dude because they're secretly depressed
Where's the secretly depressed shit coming from that's all pros at commercial, you know the one with the blob
Fuck me up
LFA, thank you for the 10, Autofire with 5, J-Jops with 10, Monty SKT, 5 gifted subs.
About 153 away from 11k, holy shit.
Thank you.
I'm on four different anti-depressants.
Is that how that works?
What happens at 11k?
Return of Bobcat.
Yeah.
He didn't say tonight. Not tonight, but it will happen.
I don't think Pinto's up. Or maybe tonight, I don't know.
But he's definitely, most definitely probably. Jordan's got a fund though. I'm not gonna
lie. The large one five gifted subs appreciate that.
I
Can you come get me from the hospital yeah, I can
Thank you apparently all of our employees are here, too. Why they got shot
So we're gonna pick them up too. We're just at the Harmony Hospital.
Alright.
Alright, I'm gonna go.
Okay, Bob!
Fuck you, Chris. There's a pain in the ass.
Five gifted subs with ten gifted subs!
No!
Did you feel grounded playing Bobcat?
What do you fucking mean grounded?
Like, that's who I really am?
What are you asking?
Well
Like did you ever think you crossed lines on Bobcat? No
God no not even close really yeah like what lines I mean it was weird but like
what lines not a bad way in a fun way it's RP yeah yeah no I don't I guess I
Now I guess now I don't fully understand the question.
Bobcat Cross's line, Jordan's just does lines.
What are lines? Yeah, I guess I don't fully understand.
The lines! The lines, Peter! The lines!
Look at the lines!
You do not have enough cash fucking
The milk stuff was weird.
The only time I've actually felt bad about anything I've done in RP was just one time
on Jordan actually on TFRP.
I thought my parking lot was being raided for my illegal fighting dogs so RP taking
a sack of puppies, throwing them in the burlap sack, tying it, throwing it in the river and
then I played puppy noises from YouTube. Like whimpering noises. And that, so that, that's
the only time I was like eh, I might have been a bit much. Uh, different times. You
got, this was 2018 Chad, this was nearly 10 years ago. I was like, I wasn't that
What about when Jordan kidnapped a kid? Oh, that's different. He would save that kid.
Sometimes you have to kidnap kids to save them.
You know? Like that Cuban kid in the 90s.
Oh my god, I'm right here open up your fat fucking eyes
Don't the bull Jesus you're putting me under a lot of stress
I just gave you some pills take them. Why are you guys over here and not at work?
This fake cat and you're on this fake cat over
Get your ass in the car
You better watch out
We got to get back on
He didn't mean to he's he just he's stressed
Hold on let me put you on speakerphone
I suppose to
Hey, what are you doing? Here we go. Me? Oh
Sir, it was a big misunderstanding. Oh pull the vehicle over. All right fucking psycho
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. Yeah, take the stuff in the bulldogs
Put that shit in your pussy
No, they have it on the bottle. I can't get in trouble
I took some here take this shit take all this shit
You need to take it.
Take that guy's name.
All right, sir.
Can you shut the vehicle off and, uh, please?
I'm not fucking doing anything.
What's the place?
You can't turn the vehicle on, sir.
It's off.
Oh, OK.
Fucking goddamn.
Fucking psycho.
All right, now I'm going to be working the sheriff's office.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hi, everyone.
How are you?
Hi, guys.
Give me a step out of the vehicle.
Evening, officer.
Who's that?
What's up, man?
Nice to meet you.
God, you look familiar.
Evening.
I won't get to come to you.
Do you have your driver's license on you, sir?
Yeah, absolutely.
Can I see that?
Oh, Michael, all right.
Can you do me a favor and put your hands up this way?
I inquire about what this is all about.
Let me place you in detention while I figure it out,
sir.
Thank you. Please don't resist. I'd appreciate it. I'm not. That's not what I do.
Okay.
Alright, so can you walk over here to my, uh, absolutely cruiser?
Can someone call Animal Control, please?
God, if we could just, just tons of cats in your car?
Meow.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I think it's a dog. Cooler, right?
What's that meow?
What are my charges?
I think our boss is putting a message.
Wait, now she's just being detained until I figure it out.
You've put me in the back of a police car.
Yes, I have detained you, yes.
Meow.
I see what's happening here.
Meow.
They're profiling you, honey.
It's okay, baby, just relax. Don't remember, don't answer any questions.
Meow.
Get back to work!
We're losing my area now.
Meow!
Can someone fucking get this weird fucker away from me?
Meow!
Officers!
Meow!
Can someone get this weird fucker away from me?
Sure, sure, get that shit!
Meow!
Get out of here, you crazy fuck!
Meow!
Get out.
I didn't even see it. Get out of here. You're not a cat.
What?
Get out of here.
Get out.
I'm gonna just pick you up like a cat.
Get out of here, sir.
Hey, church, could you have me some seat control
and get this guy out of here?
No.
Fuck off last morning. I'm gonna deck you up.
No.
All right. Whose car is this?
This is a mountain car.
come back to me I mean this guy just managed to get in the car some how he's
fucking like that bitch
Oh
You are detained for
Do you know
Sir
God Jesus
Jesus fuck Jesus Christ
I went local down in front of the
Marvel it's okay sir I think my boss is over there
alright alright
so sir in the back of this car is this your vehicle
yeah it's a rental
I'm gonna be real nice do you want anyone to drive this away or just want to be
I'm going to jail
it sounds like this is fucking horse ass I didn't do shit you got a key on you
yeah I got it on me
I don't have enough of your person
did Mcconnell join the server yeah he's the meow guy
I
Was man, but you know
What was the traffic stop?
Uh you driving over the mediums over there, you know
I didn't do that though. You did I watched you do it. You did it twice. You did it in front of me
you can't drive over that you drove over all of this shit but over there by
the hospital is that against the law officer there's so many cats and probably
called improper land usage destruction of the fucking easement I don't know
destruction of an easement yeah yeah there's five plans over there
All right, man, can you step out?
Show me your ID.
Yeah.
Man.
I think you've got a pussy in the back.
Oh, don't go with me, though.
Me, man, man, man.
You've got to get it better.
So, man, your license is expired.
I know.
We were at the thing earlier, and he could not give me one.
Yeah, all right.
I had this one.
Everyone get out of the vehicle.
I'm going to have to tow it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Well, someone here got a Pagala driver's license.
I was gonna let the wife drive it.
I'm not letting anyone else drive it.
Come on, man.
There's four fucking people in there.
Come on.
I don't let the wife drive it.
You're going to let these beautiful women walk to Blambie
in the middle of the fucking night alone in the fucking town.
They're going to get killed.
They're going to get fucking killed.
Come on, get off the side.
Get out of the room.
Pull the dick out of your ass.
What is that?
Get out of the car.
Five.
Come on
You can't let one of them you really
I was being I was being helpful
Fucking power-tripping board-ass fucking top
That's what a yes, he's just like one of a fucking drive. He's paying his power to he let it power
You wouldn't better off without this guy
Okay, anyone that's not busy want to call for toes I can get going on
I marked it but no one
Yeah, that guy's in the cells
You need help getting London?
You might as well just go to a fucking courthouse. I want a bedstrile. This is bullshit
Going for you sir
If that and try
And the fuck is wrong with that person
What the fuck is wrong with that person I
I-I-I died.
And what the fuck is wrong with you fucking jackass?
Oh, I mean, I was-
What do you mean it was wrong with me? You-you-you did the things.
Randy Caster's annoying.
His fucking Jordan is annoying.
I think you're shaking in your fucking roots.
All this Caster's a shit real annoying.
Well, you should get me-get me in a courtroom.
I-I-I mean, I will.
Get me in a fucking courtroom immediately.
That motherfucker-
Hey, fuck you motherfucker!
I-I-I don't know what the fuck is going on.
You know, throw it back in the basement.
I don't know who the fuck that man is.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Fire!
Thank you so much for the 10 gift.
I appreciate that.
fire 20 gifted sub-sign hot hot so all those of their hot thank you
preach me out
right sir I'm a do you need do you need a I'm assuming you don't need a lawyer
I fucking know I used to be a judge. I remember
This is the unit you this is Jordan steel correct? No, it's not how fucking dare you you don't even know who I am
You you're your little wife told me your name like this like I want to go when I had charges been in against you
Wait, you think I'm Jordan steel. That's what this is about
No, no, this is about something completely different. He wants a lawyer. I don't want to report for all this shit
I'm arrest. I
I don't want I don't want a lawyer
what's up extra yes I didn't do fucking shit
all right well why are you just busy
I'm just gonna send this guy off, it's not worth the time
me yeah
looking fresh off the tugboat
you're real fun around yeah well I got something you can tug buddy
points to fucking steaming a hot fleshy erection presented to you in the snow if
there's snow around there's a sunset in the background fucking fresh out of the
shower steaming in the in the cold environment. They need to
find out I'm hoping you guys got a cabin ready for the things
you're telling me maybe on the porch of a cabin is a wood burner
in the living room.
I run those on
wood burner nothing in the cabin except for a TV or VHS
player complete collection of night court in there.
It's a books.
What am I talking about with you?
It's books. Yeah.
Some novellas like Hop on Pop.
Green Eggs and Ham.
You're going to replace my dead wife.
I can probably find you a new wife, you know?
I want to be with you now.
I'm not your type.
There you are.
Why do you say that?
I got two types and I'm looking right at them.
Bam.
I'm going to put his gun in the evidence.
is yeah why don't you put my gun in your fucking evidence locker and return it to me when we're
done please thank you. That's exactly what I was thinking. This is bullshit. I didn't do anything wrong.
You ran over the governor. That on earth could you possibly be talking about?
No, I fucking did not the governor
You're telling me I ran over the governor
Absolutely not that's fucking deranged
I'm a business owner. I'm an upset. I'm a man. I'm a member of
Society business owner loving husband. I have values more out
I'm a Christian man
I'm a Christian man with values. I love my wife and I run a business in this community
I love Jesus you don't fucking talk about my wife being fingered. How dare you you think Jesus Christ went around fingering people, huh?
I don't want to hear about that shit
No, I don't want to hear about that
Uh, report is 6805.
I need to get a test of this.
There's nothing in the Bible about fingering lives.
Okay.
I don't even think, yeah, I don't even think you're supposed to use that, you're supposed
to use that and your hands to break bed, bread, break bread, not finger yeast, you
know?
You two are drawing pictures of my wife being fingered by the governor, aren't
On your fucking tablets
You're drawing the picture of my wife being fingered by the governor right now, aren't you?
All right, I need food right now
I'm hungry. Why don't you let me pop one of those fuckers in my mouth
Right now if you want that.
Pray pray this is like hunting this is like talking to God.
I'm sorry, what did you say I was right.
I was right in my thing.
I'll add it right now.
Michael might just add as a suspect.
I have my quick statement in there.
And I'm going to need statements from you.
I mean, this is basically going to be your guys' arrest.
I mean, I'm just, I have to, the probable cousin there
for the reason I pulled them over
and, you know, we're getting them out of the vehicle.
Need to face the east.
Yeah, I think this is the east.
That's north, I think.
So, yeah, this is north, never, this is the east.
I'll try calling the judges again.
What would you say they're trying for some judges?
Yeah, I'm I call them all. I'm a calm all again. Yeah, yeah, calm all again.
Okay, governor, we'll see up here soon.
Okay, all right.
Are you there, God?
It's me, Michael Knight.
I know I've made some mistakes in my life, but every day I try to be a better man and
live in your image.
Please give me the strength to walk through the shadows of valleys and death and whatnot.
at my life and it's looking like quite a mess. I've been blastin' fools for so long that
even my mom is concerned.
No, no, no, no.
Lars is sick.
He's around but he's got to play.
I really, really never thought that I would have to write
bomb-certed argue about how to finger-span
in a nice, wide bomb-certed argument.
I'll try to yell me again.
Lars is going straight with the voicemail.
Sorry, I mean Uriel.
Why are these marked as apology?
These are definitely praying emotes.
You know me is not answering.
Nothing, 100 percent comply.
Okay, so this is looking at two times the value of the hit and run.
Hit and run.
What are you talking about? Hit and run.
When you meet your wife or when she lifts her bones,
talk to her when you meet your wife on the side of the road
and when you ran up on those cars.
Yeah, this is a religious discrimination.
I mean, I'll make a mistake, but I get it.
Heat is the moment. You love your wife.
I didn't do that.
wasn't me. End of discussion. Okay, well your wife kind of ratted you out. You are supposed
to be on medication and you haven't been taking it. I told you I don't know. I am not married.
I'm not married. Okay, all right. Now you want to come up to harmony? You have the
wrong person. I'm telling you this is all. We have a judge that was somebody else.
the charges you can't just say that it was you where's the evidence that's not
me it did it look like this man in here
look buddy I get it you're having a real shitty time all right it sucks I'm
sorry maybe there's like welcome to welcome to your I'm in hell already
I believe it's going to be two counts of hitting run.
Two counts of hitting run.
Yes, one for me and one for the governor.
What are you talking about?
You hit me too.
You hit me really badly.
I don't know what on earth you're talking about.
You parked your bumper on my bumper and it felt real bad.
Oh god.
Crazy woman.
All right. Thank you sir. Sounds like you have a history of running people over but the other guys are the police and then the wire.
He's coming up the harmony for us. Finally.
The vaccine just started to take effect.
I can transport him in.
you
I
Like for the 90s
In 2000 I was
I was there seven is old enough to know what the hell's going on. I know I have to share with people ma'am
I gosh I did a lot of inappropriate things. I was influenced by the culture
Okay, we are okay. I
Got it. I got to take bloom and church down to the place to get it and get all set up. Don't bring it up here
Okay, I need you at this courthouse thing as well though. You need me there. Yeah, you were witness
just uh let me know when you're gonna call me okay okay I'm gonna find a leave out. okay.
yeah.
then we need the the governor right? yeah I think she told him to be on the ground.
can I get a witness hey oh can I get a witness oh well.
Um, this is going to go very badly, I just want you to know ahead of time.
Why?
No, no, it's just, it's just, it's just going to go really badly, for no particular reason.
It's no reason.
Alright, come on Mr. Michael.
Where is the governor?
Is he okay?
Okay.
He looks fine.
I'm fine.
I'll let you on.
Come on.
I got it out of my system.
I got it out of my system, please, please, please.
We're in the building now, can I play with you?
Hey, baby, you can do it in front of the judge, you know.
Put him in the spot.
I mean, you take a seat, sir.
Just wait for the judge to come in.
When the judge gets here.
I mean, your treatment, I'm a Christian business owner.
I mean, all this shit.
And your treatment, like I'm some kind of fucking asshole.
love Jesus Christ so much man you're an international terrorist sir what it on
earth I just that is that is absolutely sure you I'm pretty sure you
killed some witness you're pretty sure I killed a witness international I don't
know who locked my courtroom this guy just told me an international terrorist
for no reason I think he saw how I was praying in the cells it's just I'm
I'm so used to locking everything as I go.
I'm calling this night.
By the way, that international kidnap case
was dismissed against you.
Hooray.
Yeah, you're too good on me.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
This man's a racist.
So I've had a lot of orange juice.
Hey, baby.
Are you a fish munger?
Huh?
You know what the captain had from the apron?
Yeah.
Thanks.
I don't know.
Hi, sir.
I'm trying to live a simple life.
and this is these fucking cops are fucking my shit up.
All right.
Who's this Amish prick?
Boom.
Exactly.
Not the guy.
Thank you.
When did we get Amish Blakesmiths in the state?
I'm selling my chairs at the fucking farmer's market
this Saturday, tomorrow.
I thought Quadranty Fishmonger, your honor.
Governor?
Well, it is an honor because he is the governor.
I thought we were on trial with that son of a bitch who might with my elbow.
Thank you. Thank you. That's not me.
Your Honor, do you want me to cut the suspect?
Yeah, why not?
Mary.
Oh, it's me.
Oh.
I would be like a lawyer. I don't need a lawyer. This is bullshit. All right. Well, here's an MDT for you. So this
cop smells like fucking applesauce. Hey, it's my deodorant.
Hey, applesauce doesn't that smell good though? Like the cinnamon. Now people aren't supposed to smell
like it. You just want to take a bite. That's why fair. That's why I use old spice swagger.
can I get a witness? Can I get a witness who?
I'm going to get up in close and personal.
Thank you.
This has been trial.
Are you sick?
No, I've been I've been fixed.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
I'm sure I I don't think you need your it's okay. You'll be okay. All right
There's a bench trial
You're on her
There were fours being a little funky donkey never mind. I got it
All right. You got all your witnesses prosecution
Yes, Tessa is in rotation. She's dealing with an emergency. So when her time is ready to call
Call yeah for her to be here. Yeah, call her when we need her. No, she's fucking
You need her
Yeah, she's gonna be first last what she'll probably be last last last
Alright, well you can give her an estimate of time but I ain't fucking calling for her just because
Thank you guys's whim. Well, no, I'll call her before she's here.
She's your witness. I'll call her before she's here.
Sir, we just meant that, like, she just, we just have to call her all the time.
Fuck. Alright, I have a phone. I'm calling before it's time.
Alright, that's it. I have a phone right now.
So she's here all the time.
Right, yes, of course, sir. I'm very sorry, sir.
I'd like to waste some of the defendant's time.
No, yes, sir. I'm so sorry.
You're not okay with this?
Very good.
Alright.
I'm a secretary and you wanted me to do it.
Okay, so the report is 6805.
It's been shared with Mr. Knight and it has been shared with the DOJ.
Very good.
Okay.
I'm super good at this shit.
6805.
Yes.
Gov gets ran over as the title.
Which I wish the oil is a steal fucking punishment man, aren't you the steal or am I just
Isn't this the whole reason this fucking thing
No, but you worry about
Yeah, that's good. Come on, boys. Get around.
Mr. You want to...
When I got in trouble last time for talking to she,
there's no one behind you, Mr. Nye, okay?
You gotta put my voice as an alert on his stream.
You don't tell me, ma'am.
You can do it. You can look, honey.
I mean, is that a good idea? Because he has fits of rage.
She's not getting finger rang in the back of the corner.
Well, I thank you so much for the 10 gifted subs.
I really don't want to have to say that on the stand.
Alright, I'm going to be up in close person.
Ten gifts it's up, thank you so much. Appreciate that.
Oh yeah.
Of course.
They said they're trying to have a message.
They're trying to send a message to Michael.
What are you throwing at her?
money. No, listen, you hand it to her. Oh, come on. It's more
fun this way. O'Connor. Yeah, I got it. All right. All right.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Cool. Defense. Do you need any witnesses? No.
All right. Take a seat. Prosecution. You're ready to go. I
mean, who are their witnesses? Uh huh. That's just about
to ask name their witnesses. I guess I'll probably this
alleged victim, the governor, I'll just I guess him. So the
witnesses, your honor, are going to be Jimmy Bones, the governor, Gary Roche, Tessa Walker,
and myself.
That's four.
Where's Gary?
We're going to take three or two.
Are you guys all going to be saying the exact same shit?
Kind of.
Yeah.
I was very, you're all standing in a group on this afternoon.
That's good.
and my counting is really important though.
You better be quick than on each individual
and get to the fucking point.
Oh, it'll be fast.
If they're not quick, I might cut off one of your witnesses.
OK.
We can put up, I mean, Gary's not in here, so we can put up Gary.
We can probably drop Gary.
Yeah, we can just drop Gary.
He's probably bending, pressing.
I'm going to call the governor, my wife,
and my employee there with the red shirt on.
OK.
Interesting, I guess.
I'm okay and the person who's me like me yeah
Okay, I was looking things over real quick defense. Are you ready? Yeah, prosecution.
Are you ready? Okay, okay. All right. Court calls into session the state V nights at 1154
p.m. CST to 2026. Mr. Knight as the defendant will read your charges. You plead guilty,
not guilty and or no contest. Do you understand? Yeah. Do you understand the representatives
You have the option to call for a lawyer.
Yep.
Understood.
All right.
For one times evading, how do you plead?
Uh, not guilty.
To one time, one of the accounts of Felny Hinn run, how do you plead?
Not guilty.
To a second account of Felny Hinn run, how do you plead?
Not guilty.
All right.
The charges have been read.
The pleas have been read.
we shall begin prosecution. Do you wish to take a tiny opening statement?
Uh, no, we can skip that shit.
All right, defendant, would you like to make a tiny opening statement?
Absolutely, your honor.
All right. All right.
There's two things that I three things in this world that I respect more than
anything ever. One of those is our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ,
who without us, I'm sorry, without a sacrifice,
none of us would be here today. We'd all be cast to hell.
Um, and I think that's a horrible thing you did die for our sins and
Every day I'm reminded of the sacrifice amen number two is the sanctity of marriage
You know nothing I love my wife so much and
You know it's really important to remain faithful to your partner and hey, honey
Number three is law and order, right?
The law is a very delicate thing.
It's a very fragile thing and it demands respect.
Officers over here, they're given a lot of power.
They're given the power to temporarily restrict people's freedom.
And if they don't go about that process correctly, then unfortunately that is a violation
of the law.
violate the law that must be reprimanded and it must be noticed right it's it's
very important so we're gonna see if any of that stuff happened here today thank
you all right prosecution you may be getting your case stop one point your
honor no you skipped your opening that was my opening that was my open I
I just said they have to do things right.
What if my witnesses are being persuaded by his wife
What are you talking about?
Riding on his naked, her naked body.
She has to rent.
That's a tick.
They're reigning money again.
That's a nervous tick.
Stop, stop, stop.
Governor, did you order the lady to grind against you?
No.
I'm his secretary.
Did you ask for her to usually grind on you?
I asked her to shake her bits.
I saw her here presenting herself and I said, come on.
Show me a couple moves.
It sounds like the governor asked for it.
OK, all right.
OK.
I think that she's jealous.
Of that?
Yeah, that's what I think is going on.
Yeah, OK.
All right, well, recognize that the governor asked for it.
Write that down in him.
You're writing the bench hour for it, right?
Very good.
All right, prosecution may begin your case.
I can start with myself if we're okay.
Can I do narrative?
It is a bench trial, so yes.
Okay.
Oh cool, I don't have to ask questions, perfect.
Let's do the job.
Okay, yeah.
We're getting close and personal today,
but we're not skipping steps.
I just got over being sick.
We're celebrating the vaccine.
Oh, I thought they were getting in the car.
Yes.
Okay. So I, I love two other deputies on scene. Mr. Bones, Gary and another civilian. We're
seeing that the golf course discussing the procedures for the new DOC that is being worked
out. The defendant and his beautiful wife arrived on scene also the governor's secretary,
which is why she was brought there.
Mr. Bones and the defendant argument.
What's the piss count?
Not how many times I piss, man.
That is ridiculous.
Sorry, how Mr. Bones was finger banging her
on the side of the road.
You think that's funny?
I never thought I would say this
in a room full of highly respectable individuals.
That's why I'm laughing.
Oh, God.
I'm a little in shock.
So he was, what's for real is kind of crazy.
No it's not, that's really normal.
I think we can answer her real good.
This upset the defendant quite fiercely.
Chad, 100-something, okay, let's go.
The argument occurred between the two of them.
Mr. Bones continued to go on about finger-banging
as the defendant's wife.
They, I believe went to storm off.
I'm giving benefit of the doubt.
He jumped in the truck or the black SUV
and then-
Okay, okay, stop, stop.
I've had enough of this with him.
What was it?
The black SUV.
Okay, good.
Fire.
And then mowed down the governor and myself.
Thank you so much for finding us, it's up.
Governor dislocated his shoulder.
I think it fall on broke.
The medics had to put it back into place.
He got transported down to hospital.
Appreciate that, thank you so much for the fine.
I also required medical treatment.
25 told him today.
After the defendant, he was a baby.
He was unfortunate.
About 20 minutes later, he was brought at plan B
and was placed under arrest.
Define user error for 10 gifted subs.
Thank you.
Alright, place under arrest in front of the hospital.
Oh my god!
Where does plan B come in?
He was originally at plan B
the other WD restaurant in the hospital.
Dude, thank you so much!
So he ran over the governor, you said?
Yeah, and he pulled speed because he was upset that his wife was getting finger-fanged.
Thank you guys so much, man. Thank you, dude.
All right. Do you have any questions, O'Connor?
I actually knew one of them. Hold on.
you dude. All right. Do you have any questions O'Connor? I think she's new. Hold on. Yeah,
she kind of covered it. Put the camera on. You've seen this or not? Enter the vehicle, correct?
Yep. Oh, were we in position in relation to the vehicle? He was like where the blue
hair is standing a little bit, a little bit more towards the center and I was standing
where I am and Mr. Bones was to my right and then he just back bam and just took
us out and did you believe the vehicles being operated intentionally to hit you
and Mr. Bones yes absolutely that's all yeah defense yeah did you ever call me
Jordan steel on the cells not at all did anyone I believe the other deputy did
based on information we got over the radio, also from your wife.
Hold on. What information was that?
That you have two names that you like to go by.
Okay, so who was identified on the radio?
Was it a man named Jordan Steele?
No, it was Michael Knight.
Okay, so I don't understand. Where does this Jordan Steele name come into play?
Where does Jordan Steele come into play?
The name was originally brought up while we were still on scene getting the governor medical and then after speaking to the defendant's wife
Who's in the courtroom? She gave us his proper name that he goes by so then is it possible that?
this original man
Was in fact this Jordan steel fellow then
Unless the Jordan steel fellow was in the glove box of your SUV and jumped out of the glove box
And you went in the glove box now
Interesting now you said my SUV
Uh, can you point to any evidence that, uh, would, would point to the SUV being mine?
Uh, the SUV that you were operating as we are not charging him.
Oh, I can have that in real quick.
If you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the false.
Prepare your report.
Uh, so is there any evidence at all that I was ever in possession of an SUV?
I'm sorry am I questioning you thank you. No, I'm sorry. You're speaking way out of line right now
There were multiple witnesses on scene if you arriving in the SUV getting back is there any evidence is there any evidence any physical evidence that I can actually look at and defend or is it just is this just to trust me bro
I was just witness testimony. Okay. Why didn't you collect that evidence?
Because you were gone and evaded, and we didn't have the opportunity to.
Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. So you just didn't bother.
It's hard to take photos of a car that's fantastic. So then the vehicle that, uh, that
I was pulled over in right out there. What what what vehicle was that?
I was not involved. Oh, you don't know. Oh, okay. So where the hell is the truck?
As stated, I was not involved. Okay. Thank you. I got no further question. Thank you.
Oh, wait, I do have another question. No, he was that man.
Stop stop stop. I didn't speak up yet. It's so the door's still open. That's true
What was the man wearing on scene?
He had a I
Can't say a hundred percent first you don't know
You don't know
She doesn't know thank you. Thank you. Are you gonna allow me to answer the question you said that you can't say you answered it
when he is satisfied with the I don't know for sure he can move on as the
questioner I am no no more questions thank you redirects is the gentleman
standing to my left the person who ran you over yes that that is all okay
So is Jordan Steele on trial or is Michael Knight?
If Jordan Steele is back in town, we have a judge vacancy for him.
Look at the man standing in front of you, I mean.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
Michael Knight.
No, no, what was he going to say?
What's he going to say?
We'll talk about this later.
This has nothing to do with this case.
No, no, no, what was he going to say?
You're fucking Jordan Steele.
See, they don't know.
See, they don't even know who I am.
I don't know who that man is.
I've never heard of him.
My name is Michael Knight.
Michael Knight, aka Jordan Steele.
My name is Michael Knight.
That's that.
Sir.
They don't even know.
Sir
I'm a Christian man this man is Jordan steel they don't know they don't know wife Mrs. Steel
Right back there in an international fucking kidnapping case. I had previously with him
identified this man right here Michael Knight
If I said you were Santa Claus, would you pull a fucking sleigh out of your ass and fly to the side of the sun?
You asked for it.
Is that woman's name Mrs. Steele?
Yeah, her last name's Steele.
I don't know her first time. I forgot it.
I don't know anything about that woman's history.
Oh, okay. So you only know her as the wife of someone. I see how it is.
Fuck, I didn't get her. What's your name ma'am? I'm sorry I forgot your first name.
Gene Steele.
Gene Steele. God damn.
All right. My husband's Jordan not Michael. Thank you. I know. Gene Steel. Yeah, that's
that's Miss Steel right there. Yeah, yeah. That's her boob right in that mug shot right
there. I know all about it. Gene is that Jordan Steel right there? No, that's Michael
night thank you man you know we're gonna get her on the same no relevance
this case right now here it is relevant we're gonna get her on the same confused
and I seem confused okay I know Michael night is Jordan seal I just can't prove
I know that shorted. Come on,
Bones.
I have a very fucked up elbow.
Sure.
Thank you. Thank you.
right up at this point in front of me but then turn around to the audience when
you're speaking okay be a picture of the Jordan steal all right can you raise
your hand for me sir real funny joke buddy Jesus that's that's that's really
nice that is sick you know that that's fucked up that's just wrong that is
pretty fucked up Eric what is this man was the victim of a horrible crime
You got me to fucking do it. Just ask him to tip his pipe Jesus
Okay
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth the nothing but the truth under the pains and penalties of perjury up to and including death?
No, no, no, leave it with state the death right now. This is the governor
We're. The pain to tell you is a perjury, sir. So help you the great state that you protect.
Same injuries. Yes, very good. Witnesses sworn in.
Governor. Do you recognize the defendant?
Let me give a good look at them.
Come closer to me, my boy.
Did you open your mouth?
I think so.
I need a 100 percent certainty, sir.
Your honor asked and answered
Do you have a hundred percent certainty
I I just got back from see I swear to God I don't know what's going on
I'm the guy that thought I'm with the guy that's on the box of the fish sticks man
you will they're questioning their victim witness I'm the guy on the box of the
fucking fish sticks all right
look like a secret I swear to God I just got back from seeing
What else would happen at the golf course?
George, close to me, sir.
I was having a meeting with a potential DOC
and the lovely Ms. Tessa and yourself.
And I was really having a lovely time looking at the little
nippy outside.
I was a little cold.
And I was enjoying the sun.
And being personalities.
That's right.
And I saw some ragamuffin driving his shitty fucking car
on the nice lawn at the golf course.
And I went to the park.
Was it a car or what type of car was it?
It looked sort of resembled like a fucking dog shit jeep
sort of deal.
Not the seventh hole.
That's my favorite.
OK, continue.
And they were whipping shitties.
They were doing all sorts of shit in the grass.
So I hopped over there, yelling at him,
stop fucking up the grass.
Stop fucking up the grass.
And this fella, who I think it was my secretary's husband,
pops out that fucking jeep and starts accusing me of shit.
And he got angry that his lovely wife was shaking her bits
and all her bobs on a pole.
And I had a trendy about that.
and he was angry about that and I said tough titties bitch and uh and so he got
angry about this he got more angry and he got back in his Jeep as I was giving
him very good sass I was sassing him very good and he came over and mangled my
fucking elbow my god I need that for golf but he mangled my fucking elbow in
his car can you point out the right I'm looking for sir who is who is the
prosecution here because now I don't know well technically they can team up
it's both okay yeah thank you thank you can you point out the ragamuffin for me
sir what is with these jokes I got my elbow fucked up what you point out the
guy that fucked up your elbow with what my foot
I think this whole thing was just a joke on you get Bob out of a better way of doing this
where's my second is the main who ran you over for certain in this room I mean I
I mean, I think so but he looks I don't know why it looks like I'm gonna just tell me when to stop and
When you when it's the guy you think you ran you over
Yeah
Yeah, I was really hoping to be it'd be Creed back there
What am I supposed to do just tell me what I'm pointing at the guy you think ran you over
Oh this doesn't seem correct you've pointed at me five fucking times
For some reason the governor can't point right now
Five fucking times before you go on what are the
All right, so the guy in the green apron
I mean, it looks like a lot of them, you know.
Okay, okay. Thank you, your honor.
Did the person that ran you over stop to check on you?
No.
Did they drive away?
Yeah, well, yeah. They didn't fly away.
Okay. Are you still in serious pain?
Yes.
I'm sorry sir. Yeah. I have no further questions. Ross. I'm just a lowly ship captain that makes
furniture. Objection. Counselor's testifying. I don't know what that means. I'm not good
at this whole fancy court stuff. Yeah, there's no way this guy's Jordan Stale. That's
bullets bullshit, but go ahead. I'm still my judgment stands, but I'm going to ask questions.
Is it possible that it wasn't me that did this to you?
Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
All right. Governor.
Next is prosecution. The state calls Tessa Walker to the stand.
Okay, we're showing this
What's she on the loose today?
Celebrating the vaccine.
What's she on the loose?
Go ahead and turn around to the audience, Tessa.
Yes, she was.
Please state your name and occupation for the record.
No, wait.
Yes, Miss.
I'm born in Jesus.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, Connor, do something.
Connor, Connor.
You're rushing.
This is the entire time you're rushing.
Yeah, what the heck, Connor?
You asked for help.
Huh?
Is that all right?
I thought you'd hit back there.
Ask for support, not taken over.
over. All right. Can you raise your hand for me please?
He's making it rain back there. I know. I think our entire budget has gone to her.
Do you square to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth aides and
penalties of perjury up to an including death so help you our great state of San Andreas?
Uh, yeah.
It's morning.
Uh, ma'am, can you tell us what happened at the golf course today?
Yeah, so I was having a meeting with the governor.
And some other people and then.
A.
And that gets out.
And he started screaming at the governor about if you tell my wife to ever get on a stripper pole again
I'm gonna blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah they go back and forth and and bicker and
Governor says something, you know, she's my secretary. I can do what I want and then she and then the secretary tried to speak up and this guy
My defendant said shut shut your mouth
And
They went back and forth a lot.
That's all.
Yeah.
They went back and forth a lot.
And then eventually, a guy got in his truck
and just hit the gas through everybody, like a crowd.
Believe the governor was hit.
Poor governor.
I dodged out of the way, thankfully.
I'm quick with the reflexes and all that.
And then I got my car to pursue.
I didn't wait for my partner at all, right?
because she was slow.
I pursued and unfortunately I lost the car
after a couple of turns out of the golf course.
That's it.
The individual that ran over the governor,
is he in this courtroom?
I mean, the guy looks an awful lot like the defendant.
I'm Jim. All right. All right. Do you know this gentleman's name standing in the courtroom
right here? You know, I could make an assumption of who it is. I'm sure you've identified
him. Who is it? I believe that is the guy who manages plan B, Michael Knight. Thank
you. All right, uh, I did that black truck accelerate towards the people that it
shrugged. Oh, God. Yeah. Was there any optical or condition that would have,
you know, caused it to be an accident? You know, like, was there anything that,
you know, would have, would have caused it just to him to speed up and hit
these people? Apologies. I'm not sure exactly. You're asking. Was there
any obstacle or anything in front of his path that would have caused him to
store event into these people that would have made it a maximum oh no no there was
nothing between the vehicle and all the people it bugs bunny put a brick on his
pedal yeah that's kind of I'd have to speculate
the turn you you you you positively identified the teacher did you possibly
identify the driver of the vehicle that you're chasing I mean they're
talking about fucking that's my wife and blah blah blah and you know I've run
in front of running with believe it's Ivy before you know and she she calls them
by other names but I mean yeah I believe
What the hell is Ivy?
Is it Ivy?
Is Ivy, Gallon Red?
We better go better about her first thing.
Oh, coaching, coaching, coaching, coaching.
No coaching, no coaching.
That was actually just coaching.
Yes.
O'Connor just told her the name.
Yeah, that.
That actually fucks up my entire line.
Your Honor, I got a motion to strike.
Okay, let's try it.
I don't have a grade.
I can't have a grade question, so.
Let's take him home to breathe.
That actually fucks me up.
Yeah, it's governor's secretary.
It literally has like no bearing there.
No, it does too.
Silence.
She got a great idea.
Stop, stop.
Continue forward.
Continue.
With my question, Ivy, who?
I don't remember.
I don't.
I'd have to look.
It's like some fucking.
I could also, for what is worth, have the name wrong, but it's like some dinosaur show.
Oh yeah, yeah. Who do you mean by Ivy?
The secretary, the governor and secretary, Michael Knight's wife.
Can you point out what her in the courtroom
and what she might be doing in the courtroom right now?
Yeah, yeah, I could do it.
I mean, it's it's a lovely woman dancing and grinding on the governor.
All right, continue with question.
That's all I asked was Ivy. Who that's all I asked.
I don't know everybody's first and last I did Mr. I stop and try to render aid after striking these people. Oh, we could try to get the fuck out of there as fast as they could and I lost him to god damn he was quick.
quick and your expert opinion. He was you know, creed, alien with a weapon outside the
courtroom door. Can you please an alien? I didn't see a weapon. Oh, well, let's go help
him handle that. Not you, Baylor, the other Baylor. And in your in your expert opinion,
ma'am, was this gentleman trying to evade arrest? I mean, if somebody is trying to
whether they did somebody to
struck objection, objection,
objection calls for legal
conclusion.
Well,
I can I can restate the question
here.
I also I just don't like this in
your expert opinion where they breaking
the law. That's why we're here. Yeah,
so I agree calls for legal
conclusion argumentative as well.
So I can move on.
Yep.
I'm not sure that's all I got okay okay cool all right love you got anything
no no further question all right defend it all right uh
I so just to be clear you believe that woman's name in red is ivy I could have it wrong
Okay, was she on scene I
Got unless she has a strikingly similar person
Yes, she was on scene and you were the one who told her to shut up. Okay, so if you can't even positively identified
Gene steel back there. How can you positively identify me?
What in the fuck gene steel?
Thank you nothing further
I don't know.
Yeah, that wasn't coaching because that's cross.
He's allowed to lead and make that implication.
Okay, so you are Jordan.
I mean, hey,
if that's what you think, I guess I don't know.
All right.
Any redirects?
I know your honor.
You may step down.
Thank you for coming.
I know your honor you may step down. Thank you for coming. Yeah, no worries. All right. Any last witnesses?
I don't believe so
No, no your honor is Jean not a witness
Jean I thought wasn't she on the witness list?
Why just insane
That's the prosecution you're on your toes to keep it to three. Yes. Oh Gary. Gary is the other one
Uh, yeah, Gary isn't available. So got it. Okay
All right anything else?
Okay defense
Okay, who are nice a o'connor gene and the yeah, you did not say o'connor. Yes, I did
No, no, you did not you didn't I sort of got it did right
You did you did not it's a fucking bet trial. You're hearing available
Alright, I'm gonna call up this gene steal.
Okay, come on, ma'am.
Alright, turn to the audience.
I promise not to stare at your butt.
Uh, your honor.
What?
Isn't there a whole thing that spouses can't testify and everything like that?
I'm not married to this woman.
You've literally stated it multiple times.
Stop forcing this on me.
Okay, stop.
Spells is can choose to not testify.
They're not forced to.
Second of all,
I'm pretty sure this man's saying that's not his wife.
This is not my wife.
They've called each other husband and wife about...
I've never, I have not done that.
I've done that.
time. I have the world's best gas
lighters but they we can go
through. Can I please can I please I
didn't I didn't interrupt them could I
please.
All right well I mean you can just ask
the question are they married when it
gets to your shit because that's
speaks to the character of the witness
so you can do that when you're
across.
Okay.
Jesus Christ I don't get why no one
understands this they can testify.
All right, can you raise your hand for me?
Do you swear to tell the truth?
The whole truth to nothing but the truth
under the pains and penalties of perjury,
up to an including death.
So help you the great state of San Andreas.
I do, I do.
Witness has been sworn in.
All right, now, before we fucking continue,
who has the balls to have a fucking cat mask
on in my courtroom?
Uh-oh.
Oh, sorry.
Take the fucking mask off.
They took it off me. All right. And goggles guy who's also hiding his face.
Thank you.
Basics people basics. All right, please go ahead. Defense.
Thank you.
Who did your husband run over the governor?
I mean, it's not really leading 100% need to come on.
He's on fucking direct.
Well, a very direct question is not automatically leading.
Yeah, I didn't ask her for the answer.
My answer wasn't in the question.
The answer that I would want was not in the question.
Not leading.
It was a simple yes or no.
And also this is a bench trial.
We'd be wasting time if we take three questions to ask this very simple question.
Go ahead.
Did your husband run over the governor?
Oh, yes.
What is your husband's legal name?
Jordan Seale.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
That's all I have.
That sounds like someone can put out a warrant for Jordan
steal.
Are we on?
That's all his questions.
Yeah, you can ask.
Ask away.
Can you point to your husband, ma'am?
I don't think he's in this room, actually.
Thank you.
Thank you, freedom.
Get me out of here.
Thank you so much.
Get me out of here.
I'm here.
I'm going to love you.
They're just going to want to stand again.
Do you have a split personality?
Okay.
I know.
Okay.
Never mind.
You can answer.
She did.
She said no.
Who's just me standing right here?
All right.
One second.
cops how to do something that wants right now. This guy. All right, to make a search warrant,
you make a report of type warrants, should it be search warrant? Okay. And then you probably
want to private it. So no one else sees it unless you want your department to see it.
And then you share it with DOJ command. Because those are the judges. I know Michael
I know it. Yeah. Yeah. So when you
That's it. Make sure you click the little command plus button in the top right.
You have to believe me, please. No, you have to believe me.
No template. Make sure you have a statement of probable cause. You know the drill.
Goodbye. You're welcome, old police officers.
We're going to write you a mini war. Thank you, Your Honor.
All right. Apologies for that delay.
Man, what is this gentleman's name right here?
Um, I do believe it's Michael Knight.
I just don't know. I'm going to be filing perjury charges against Mrs. Jean
Steen after this. You're talking about.
Oh, my God. Your honor.
OK, actually, he just tampered with the witness.
He actually did. No, he's compelling.
Oh, my God. I'm scared.
Timer. Timer. Actual sidebar.
Yeah, let's try, Mark.
How is in what world is that not intimidating a witness okay, okay you could rub, okay actually in what world is that not intimidating a witness
She has stated up and down all fucking night
Stop stop stop stop
Okay, I walked in this courtroom she hasn't
Okay
Okay, if you have all the witnesses here to say that
You can fucking come up to a sidebar and talk about it and shit. All right
I'm pissed your honor. This guy coached pessa and now he's threatening my first witness on the stand
That is that is intimidation
I keep telling you you're jumping the fucking gun. You gotta cool off. You gotta give this guy contempt. What the fuck?
We can stop stop stop stop. I can't I can't love a god stop please okay
You can't just say
You're not asking me to determine perjury. You're not doing any of that. You just said I'm gonna file charges now
How's that any difference for me being like I'm gonna fucking shoot this bitch
It's pretty much the same shit. See the determination
sure
Okay, so
What's going to happen?
I'm going to the LSPD on this one.
What's going to happen is so far none of the testimony I currently have been tampered with
yet but we're going to see what happens in a little bit and if I fucking decide that
you know what it's fucked I can tell it's fucking fucked it's fucked you understand
But I think everyone like this get fucking result tonight so please for the love of God never just say to a fucking witness in their head
I'm gonna charge them
This guy's pissed off and he's laughing
Talk to the judge motion to strike for per tree and then while the sidebar and talk about the evidence all that kind of sick
But never just fucking tell the witness
I'm sorry, I'm still I'm still coming off, you know, I'll be fine
You're hot. You're fucking hot tonight, Okada. You're fucking hot tonight.
Oh, hot as in temperature-wise. Not fucking good looking.
Oh.
You are... You are very heated. You are very heated. This is not like you, alright?
I want this resolved tonight, so I'm not just gonna fuck around and be like,
I guess I gotta mistrial it and then we get to do this again.
I know I just I just said and then also with two witnesses she would get it to Smith
So like both those things are being fucking thrown about
You want me to move to verdict no no pardon me. Can I not have witness? I'm sorry
Yeah, these cops just think they could do whatever they want. I'm so confused the defense has to be able to present his case
Can we just skip the defense is we're not gonna have any further questions for this lady and it's only witness
Oh, it's what the fuck I called three. Yeah, he has three. I
Don't understand do these cops in the city think they can just do whatever they want
I'm pretty sure you know
Most cops would be looking at this case would be like well, maybe I don't get the night
But if I'm confident I have perjury that's even way better than any of these charges today
Yeah, you know most and when I when I was a prosecutor and not like well at least I got something better
That's not just a person. I just had to professional with you know to professional government
You know employees that are you know both of sound mind just couldn't give me a hundred percent fucking identification
I personally witness do something. Maybe I'm not the guy
It's ridiculous that I could be innocent so
No.
Well, well, things are going that badly, and some of your hand in gold just fucking...
Clawf!
Okay?
That's another thing, Your Honor, why are you telling these fucking idiots everything
to fucking do this whole goddamn court case?
I mean, I'm sorry, but Jesus fucking Christ.
What I tell him to do.
Oh, oh, you could just ask him this like that.
Oh, why don't you just go after purgery charges?
Oh, I'm gonna fucking point at a fucking Michael Knight six fucking times!
No, this one I'm telling him to clawf.
The other one I said fucking because they're arguing in front of me it's just like what do you think fucking crosses for it and that's a bad thing.
This is fucking bullshit. Do I get breaks in this country? I just came back from the sea.
Do you want to complete your defense or not?
Yes!
Let's go do that now! Get away from me!
Ma'am do you feel too afraid to continue answering questions?
Yeah, I'm not excited to be here, besides the fact that she shot me earlier.
Well there goes my witness.
Well there goes my fucking witness.
Well what do I do now, your honor?
She's afraid.
I would never force a woman to be afraid of a man.
Please attempt to continue.
If you feel too afraid, just say, sir, I don't feel comfortable.
Okay?
Okay. Now, yeah, I don't feel.
I mean, what do I say?
What do I say?
I just want to make sure she's comfortable.
He's coaching her right on the stand.
I can't make sure a woman's comfortable.
Oh, my God.
I can't make sure a woman's comfortable.
Really?
Stop, stop.
Really?
I can't do that.
Stop, stop, stop.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Stop.
First of all, you already stopped your question
because it was his questioning when that happened.
She's not comfortable with this anymore.
It's O'Connor's questioning right now.
O'Connor, please ask your questions.
Reminder, to be very nice, to witnesses.
Yeah, and you might also get perjury, apparently.
If the cop doesn't like your answer.
I just defended, or I will give you consent.
O'Connor, continue.
Oh, OK, I get condemned.
OK.
I just want to double check between the bitch.
Her stating that I shot her on stand is that on record. Oh
My god fucking
I'm just checking because it affects my line of questioning because she's open the scope
It's not because the defense's questions have all been stricken because they weren't allowed because it was a car
This is what Jordan does, baby
I swear to God just complying is so fucking OP because normally the cops have not actually collected
is. Are you looking for the
buying is so fucking opiate
broken. Yes. Was the governor
stricken by struck by a truck
earlier this evening? No.
I'm I'm done. Okay, any
redirect? I just out of, you
know, some things are more important to me than winning a
court case. So at this point, I'm concerned for her safety. I
don't know what this insane old
injection.
This is a
disease. So no, I'm not. No, I'm not. I don't have any
questions because I'm concerned for her. I don't want this guy
to snap and start fucking shooting.
Alright, no more commentary. No more commentary. We're now
dragging our feet. Let's continue and get this court
case.
Okay, you may step down. Thank you for your time, Gene.
All right. I'd like to call O'Connor on the stand, my arresting officer.
All right.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, under the pains and penalties of perjury, up to and including death, so help you, the great state of San Andreas?
Sure. Yep, I do.
Thanks, morning.
All right. Go ahead. Defendant, I'm listening.
Hello. Hello.
During our traffic stop, did you immediately recognize me as a
wanted man?
No.
Okay.
How long into it did it take you to recognize me?
Hello.
Okay, uh, I say two minutes into the track. Okay. Thank you. And how come you failed to
document the vehicle I was in? I did document it. And is it an evidence? It is. Oh, interesting.
So you withheld evidence. No, I dropped my charges and let them, uh, you know, charges.
Okay, but there there is evidence of the vehicle I was in, correct?
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right. Documented by you,
police officer. I also have
30 days to press charges. So
Oh, I see. You were picked up
on essentially a warrant. Okay
and could you tell me the
number of that warrant? The
warrant number. Sure. Let me
just know. Thank you. Uh,
And now is this a reporter was this ever filed as a warrant because I'm seeing right here where it says issue a warrant and that's not ticked
Okay, so was this a warrant? I
Said essentially a warrant what can you explain what that means?
questions. Uh after I mean, do you want me to go into, you know, test the, you know what?
No, I don't. I actually have no further questions. I have no further questions. I'm done. I'm done
questions. All right. I explain it. Stop. Stop. I'm done. He's done with those questions
cross. I have no questions. All right. Defendant final witness. Your Honor, I'm going to
honest I think I'm done here all right I'm gonna give you 60 seconds each prepare
for closing oh I don't need it and I assume they're not going to be doing a
closing
prosecution are you doing a closing no no closing are you doing a closing I would
love nothing more than to do a closing thank you all right well I mean I give
everyone the option to you so it's up to them oh she said no all right go ahead
defense. Your honor, as I said in my opening statement, the law is a very
delicate and fragile thing, right? I mean in this country we do believe in rights
and we believe in due process, right? And a part of that due process is, well, the
right to a trial. During that trial, officers, in this case deputies, are
supposed to compile evidence, okay? Evidence that they would use to gain
probable cause to press charges. Okay, so let's look over the evidence that the
deputies have gathered today shows a gift of a tumbleweed going through a desert.
That's right, nothing, Your Honor. They really don't have much here. The victim
is not even sure I'm the right guy. That woman who was put on scene by these
deputies here says I'm not the guy at all this is just simply a trust me bro
from this cop with the giant titties
O'Connor said that there was essentially a warrant put out but there wasn't so
your honor I mean I guess the the biggest thing I want to hammer down in
this opening statement here is what in the fuck was the initial reason that I
was even detained in the first place. That is my burning question. He said he
didn't ask. Okay, am I allowed to talk? Yep, don't interrupt. Thank you. So if
O'Connor said that there were apparently these charges that were dropped, and that
was the whole reason that I was detained in the first place, your honor,
how can I even sit here and argue the legality of this detainment? O'Connor
said that he didn't even recognize me for the first two minutes of this detainment.
So why was I even detained in the first place?
We don't know your honor.
We don't know.
That is a very, very important step in the policing process.
You can't just run up to people and just say, oh, you were the guy, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup, right?
That's not even what they said they did.
He said, I was detained for some unknown reason.
Two minutes into this detainment.
What was it?
We don't know.
We don't know how I got placed in custody today.
There is a giant question mark in the chain of custody.
Not good, Your Honor, not good.
Another big no-no, O'Connor said that he documented
the vehicle that I was arrested in,
but failed to put in an evidence.
I'm sorry, your honor. That is a crucial, crucial part of my case. A black SUV was mentioned
multiple times as being the vehicle that struck the governor and love. However, for whatever
reason- I was talking about my traffic stop. I'm sorry, your honor.
Okay, okay. Stop me!
I guess I just don't get to- I'm sorry. Does he get a contempt at any point, or does he-
does he just not? What- what the fuck? I mean, I got threatened with one immediately,
honor. Does he get contempt there or no?
Alright, do I just get walked all over? Please finish. Okay,
fuck it. Who cares? So anyways, um, this is kangaroo court, I'm
gonna be honest. So he says that he documented the vehicle that
I was in at a certain point, right? He documented the
vehicle that I was arrested in. However, there's a black SUV
that's being said to be the vehicle that struck love and struck the governor.
The vehicle that I was driving at the time of the detention, crucial part of my defense,
that the officer collected evidence of, but intentionally neglected to add to evidence.
Why is that? We don't know. Was it a different vehicle? Probably, but guess what? We just have
have to guess. Victim, again, want to go over this, said that it's possible it wasn't me.
Cops failed to put evidence in, even though they collected it. Tessa cannot even positively
identify Jean Steele called what in the fuck, your honor? What the fuck? Sorry, sorry, sorry,
I was laughing at something on the. All right, whatever.
Fucker, who gives a shit? No, actually, who gives a shit?
That time is a contempt for court.
YAY!
And then make decisions on a contemplator.
YAY!
I didn't even say anything about it.
You're still fucking interrupting and making noises.
You know better.
I threatened him with contempt.
And he stopped.
Thank you, Aaron.
best he only ever reacted he hit like five other outbursts but I'd go ahead
you're on I have to do it I know people are yelling but you interrupted closing
interrupting closings like one of the worst things you can do I know it's
just I'm sorry and Penta gets away with it again I know are people mad at this
why you might be on this case was garbage how could you how could this be
a bit of bad moment way but this is closing in you have to fucking document
shit man sorry man finish they finished I only have one more point I want to go
over Tessa another again another one of their witnesses couldn't even properly
identify Jean steel who was placed on the scene by multiple people if she can't
even identify her how could she possibly identify positively anyone else
on the scene without, you know, with 100% certainty. She can't.
Again, this is just simply a trust me, bro, not good enough,
especially when the cops on the stand, O'Connor did admit to
documenting something and just left it out intentionally.
Thank you.
All right, I'm going to be going to deliberate. I will be
back shortly. You must be here for my verdict.
That was a good court case, Joe.
Think about the car, your honor.
Think about the car.
I didn't.
Call me if you can, uh...
I didn't say that.
Well, you don't know.
You said it ahead of me.
They wouldn't let me get...
They wouldn't let me put it in.
So here you started.
Ah!
Yes, yes
Sorry, if you guys ever won a legal consultant
I love it when I'm the one supposed to be asking the questions and I just get fucked sideways by my own department
Maybe I could assume that role as well
You want to like I next time just tell me don't help. I didn't want to help
I might as well not have been here
And stop arguing with him
I thought she was yelling at me first
I'm starting to think that Michael night might be a good character Chad
I'm gonna start a light playing Michael night. God fucking damn it. I hate you all
I hate you all because you know sometimes sometimes I'm trying to be a little bit more positive
I told them I'm trying to be the positive this week.
Okay, it's a fucking bring the fucking hammer down.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Connor.
Connors you were fucking up and flirting and fucking you did coach a witness and then do a threats
Which is why I was holding off on contempt because I was just letting boats. I was just gonna forgive both sides, okay?
Nothing the closing
Because you were still acting on speaking up. I was just giving a lot of string
You did you did in general stop most of yourself when I said it, but still everyone was on tight fucking leash
What in the hell? I don't think I was that bad.
I was like, you guys, because it seems stressful, okay?
And then we fucking interrupt the closing.
So first of all, fucking God damn it.
Why can't anyone fucking realize when, you know what?
You were?
Sometimes, sometimes.
I'll try and be nice, because I know shit
is fucking happening on me.
We take a contempt, of course, though.
And it's fast that I understand.
It's pretty much a speeding ticket to me,
I'm gonna be honest, I really don't mind.
It's a fucking bench trial.
That shit does not affect me at all, I don't give a shit.
So, I'm fucking annoyed with both sides going, where's the contempt?
Where's the contempt? I can fucking hand it out when I fucking want.
You know what, your honor? I am, I do apologize. Out of line for me, I am sorry.
No. Let's get to this verdict.
I have Farahwai saying it's him, but I can't remember what he's wearing.
I have Tessa who's saying I'm not 100% sure, and I have the governor who, you know,
You know
Yeah
I'm confident that the guy looked generally like the defendants. Oh, okay
Well, that's all I got
But only as powerful as what is actually told to me
powerful as the certainty conveyed and the cooperating certainty from other
officers loves joining us oh my god probably right she might be out certainty
that I am communicated it is then without other evidence reasonable doubt
yeah the defendant that they're claiming perjury I don't fucking know if it was
perjury or not if all of the three officers came over said I know it was fucking him and she said it was my husband I
Go with the officers, but I don't have that
Therefore the defendant is not guilty on all charges. Oh
Thank you. Gloria
Thank you
Hallelujah. I prayed for this. I prayed for this in the south. Thank you Jesus Christ. Thank you Jesus
I pray for this. Thank you. Thank you, Jesus. I pray for this. Hallelujah. Thank you, God.
Hallelujah.
God is good. Glory is a God is good. He listens. He helps God is good.
Good. Good. Good.
I don't have to puke right now.
I'm going to go tell the LSPD that he threatened someone on the stand with perjury because
He didn't like the answers
Hey deputy would you mind giving me a escort over to get my gun at the BCS?
Yeah, they're gonna try to kidnap me. No, there was people that shot her down and wanted to leave a warning for you shot who down
Yeah, they did that me
Yeah
Well just to be clear this is not my wife
No, it's just
She kept saying you were who those guys did that husband
But they are after the owner of the plan B
Let's go. Yeah, come on. Come on. Come on. We'll walk you out. Shout you guys
The security guards you wouldn't all those guys are dicks. Yeah
They shot down her
Tough case for those guys, huh
And I said no because it was an SUV you shut man if you just walked through the window I guarantee you they're gonna kidnap me
If you were my husband, I tell you I love you when I'm going to sleep, okay, I'll tell him that I'll tell him that
I'll tell my husband that he would say that he loves you, too
So the governor had me dance for him. I think he was trying to make my husband jealous
Fuck you. Fuck you. Oh, sir. Can you take me? Yeah, so I will take you. I'm gonna take you
I'll take you right here.
What's up dipshits?
Yeah, free man.
What's up dipshits idiots?
Fuck you.
Suck my cock.
What's up man?
I don't have your fucking wallet.
I don't have your shit, little dumbass.
Little stupid fuck.
Get back in your truck, you little fucking idiot.
You little dipshit.
You see me right now, do something bitch.
You see me right now? Do something little pussy boy.
You little fucking pussy cock boy. I'm right here.
Do something. Stay strong Stevie.
Do something Stevie. Fucking idiot.
Look at this shit. Look at this shit.
I'm allowed to do this legally. I got a First Amendment bitch.
Fuck you idiot.
Fucking stupid drive away.
I bet you suck at gambling. Fuck you.
I bet you suck dick.
I'll be honest, I sucked it too.
No.
Oh, sure, why not?
I
Right it's gonna hate that joke
Calling someone's a call someone a coxer that's an NPC line
I
Yeah, my gun man who has your gun it's probably an evidence, but I need that cuz those guys are the log
Think they didn't even fucking write it all right on
on. You call him. Yeah, that was a glorious W. I'm gonna be honest, but we may have lost
love to LSBD with that one. We may have lost LS. We may have lost love to LSBD with that
I'm gonna be real she could be gone. Fuck is he
Talk won't take her back. Oh, yeah, I would
I'm calm
That's all I don't I could buy today too, so that really fucked me. Yeah
Yeah.
Connor always loses court cases.
I mean, if they would have documented the fucking
black SUV that they arrested me in that,
probably would have been enough for a conviction,
but they just didn't.
Fuck his name.
They didn't document it.
You just have to walk back over there.
All right, let's go.
All right, fuck it.
Probably getting bitched out right now.
Probably.
It's all right.
So I like that plan B business.
Oh yeah, it's great.
Sal's a great guy.
Whole thing's very good.
And that man really needs a dad.
Yep.
Make her in his life.
Was it the same SUV?
Going on, fellas.
Going on.
No, it wasn't, but it was a black SUV, though.
Got you, man.
She's already booting up no pixel.
No.
We gotta redo the concrete out there.
I
Know God or give me my gun back fucking idiot
Yeah, I mean I I don't have it on my person well, but give me my fucking gun
You might not recognize we're still kind of in session here
Why fucking sitting this chair and working in the courtroom don't call someone a fucking idiot now
I'm gonna go walk with you across the street with this officer with a fucking gun if people are hunting you so we can get your
Gun thank that's all I want
To a to a
Hey, but it's a beautiful Friday, huh?
It's on a shrine beautiful Friday
Mr. Knight, since your chargers were dropped, you were granted an agriculture import license
paid for by Sal.
Oh, thank you.
That's fantastic.
What I haven't done anything wrong man
Yeah, there's no
guilty means
Because I had 30 days to you know cash charges. I am gonna be charging with failure to maintain lanes earlier
Are you telling me you're withholding a traffic ticket?
I never get a chance to fucking press except for today
The cell for fucking ever man. Are you doing a 30 days some
I'm literally just fucking around literally just messing around. I'm just worried you weren't fucking around. I don't think you were
You know, I need you whatever she can be all piss. Give me my gun
They O'Connor O'Connor
I'm not that guy. I don't know why they keep calling me that I'm surprised Jordan sealed in rip
I don't know anything about that nor do I care that's not me that's a nice beard sir. Thank you I grew that see
Was that see for two months when the Sepali pirates took me oh until the storm. Yeah, you can negotiate with those guys though
No, you can't yeah, they were
Triggers carry a bunch of Google play cards love them. I disagree
Why when you spend 46 million dollars on a single miss all right, I'm off to go run my restaurant
Good luck, sir. Goodbye. You have any food on you? I'll buy it off you
sure how much 500 bucks for a waffle all right um I have $187 okay well go
get the rest and I'll give you this waffle fucking kiss my ass hello hey
Mr. Knight I'm an employee at plan B I just want to give you heads up there's
fucking pirates in the building and they took it over give them the Google
Play cards that they don't want Google Play cards they want to fucking kill us
I think son of a bitch aren't I'm on the way
Samoan's we were just talking about
You need a ride yeah, actually
I got y'all I'm gonna go lay in the bed for a little bit funny story apparently there's some pirates right now at the
Planned be overrun. It's fucking blackbeard. God damn it
cards stop at CVS somebody stop at CVS I got to pick up some Google play cards
god damn it I'm not gonna pay for them though so they're not gonna be active but
you know they won't know till later
that was a good case yeah man I haven't felt a good court domination like that
in a while. Is the BCSO cooked? Could be. Could be bad. They were so confident in winning.
I don't know why they didn't even do anything.
How did the Wrangler vs. Salwing go?
Good!
Wrangler admitted everything and took a lot of shots at Carter.
We're trying to break Carter down.
That's a beautiful thing.
I
Got a really ham that case ham actually really isn't bad in court
All right, Mike
Well, it's like there's like a short for like Michael now
Michael mr. Knight is
No, I
Call my nickname also jazz
Yes, yep.
Nice.
What's that stand for?
Ah, nothing really.
Not everything needs to mean something, you know.
Ah, no, I think everything has.
Jesus saves.
Nothing means nothing.
Well, nothing has a meaning to it.
I'm gonna smoke these pirates. I have a right to do that. Marathon day. If they shoot at you, I will join in.
Get the... I'm gonna brandish.
It's your business, sir. That guy's a fucking gun out. I'm killing him.
Oh, hold on. Just let me kill him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck you, motherfucker. What are you doing?
I'm here at a P7870. Oh, no. I have the right to do this.
Fuckin' fucking... Fuckin' fucking...
Look welcome to play
No
What the fuck
I'm trying to burn my business out. Oh my god
Jesus Christ. We're trying to burn the fucking place down
Can I get security please see the shit I deal with?
Oh, awesome.
The Dodd, like they lived, pussies.
I knew they would make awful security guards.
You know, the thing is, if they bested me there, I would have known.
It could be cut for it, but I need security.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, how did I do?
Did I do a good job on you?
Oh, fantastic.
I just got back to the restaurant and I killed two guys.
Oh, good.
Was it those security guys that shot me?
Yeah, yep, yep, it was.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
Peace to you, sir.
Hey, are you done with the governor?
I'm with the governor, and he is, um, morning.
Good morning, guys.
All right, let me try to shoot him.
What's that, G?
Do you want to come over here and apologize
to the governor?
Who does?
Maybe.
Do you want to?
I can tell you what I'll show you where we are around the woods. He wrecked our car. You want me to go out to the woods and meet the governor
Yeah, he's here. I'll video call you. All right, fine. Just send me the location
Okay
I
Did you need my statement or are we good? Absolutely
Sure got it, thank you saved
Well Connor's gonna love that
I
Mind if I take this
Okay
Hey, just go out just want to let you know that as soon as I got out of court. I immediately came to my restaurant killed two people
Wait, what do you mean what I I just wanted to
Why why why I don't know. I just wanted to kill
So you just went back to your restaurant and they're dead?
Yeah, they're dead, they're dead.
Stop, stop, stop.
Eat that.
God.
Hello, who is that back there?
Okay, alright.
Well, I will have units in route then.
Yeah, I killed him.
Okay, thank you.
Also, I do go by JS.
Okay, alright Jordan Steele.
I didn't say that, you said that.
You just said it.
Oh, how did you get my number?
Huh?
How did you get my number?
You gave it to me.
No, I didn't.
didn't yeah you did weeks ago no I didn't yeah you did dummy all right you
got more tips and brain you know that and you can delete it delete it no way
you give it to me fair and square all right we'll delete it I'm not gonna answer
all right let's go to the woods to meet the governor
That's that's my idea. Lose my number!
Tits for brains. More tits than brains.
I hate that I like Jordan so much. I know it's tough, right? It's tough, isn't it? He's
really one of those characters that you fucking hate him. But damn is it fun to watch
everything unfold. Love to hate. Hate watch even. Oh wait a minute now I'm
starting to understand. Yeah also this isn't even Jordan.
I'm on the way god fucking damn well we're on the move the governor bought a
truck for you guys that's me in the red car we're oh he said it's him in the
red car following us
What are we doing?
I think he's in our blind spot, sir.
It's a red car.
What's going on?
Hey, that's the west.
The west said you wanted to close that.
Yeah, I did.
I'm sorry you got ran over.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry you got ran over.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry you got ran over
See I told you to apologize
Is that all you're gonna say what do you want me to do here?
Why the fuck would you lose your job this guy's an old fucking pervert
I think he's going to let that ass walk away.
He was going to pardon you if they actually convicted you.
You told me to take your wife.
Yeah!
Sorry, one second. I'm handling some very important business right now.
Maybe you can just get a hug it out.
One sec. I'm sending some emails.
Okay.
This one's just a motorboat.
Were you really gonna part of me?
Pardon?
Yeah, we talked about it remember like if you know if he apologized potentially
If he was actually in trouble or something you think about it
I thought he said he was ready to make a really long hostile apology. What the fuck he was too?
All right, listen. I'll say this, you know
frankly you
You, um, made a mockery out of the sanctity of my marriage in front of a bunch of police
officers.
I don't respect them.
And, uh, you made me feel horrible.
And, uh, I lash out and I ran over you with a car.
And I do think you deserve it.
Well, what the hell kind of little car is that?
That's it.
That's what I got.
Hahahahaha!
Jordan Shield does not say sorry!
Yeah...what's wrong with you?
What the fuck's wrong with you? That's my fucking wife!
That's my wife's...plump, luscious tits!
Supposedly!
Look at your wife!
Yeah, look at her hand, and fuckin' what?
I know.
I'm trying to make a bridge of friendship!
What's wrong with her? Shakin' her parts around for the her employee.
What's the point of why-
It's empowering!
Empowering?
It's empowering that she's doing that!
So why yeah, you run me over cuz she feels empowered now cuz you were throwing it in my face like like she's some kind of cheap fucking whore
Would you really she's a strong woman a lot of women don't do this kind of stuff, you know that
Shake their ass yeah a lot of women don't
Listen a lot of gals manifest what they want right
And it just so happens they do a lot of escorting at the same time
She doesn't do that shit. Don't call my wife a hooker. I'm not saying that I'm just saying she manifested her life
And I that she's a great secretary
Yeah, she is
So the Benz
I just wanted to show off what a great secretary. She is but I'm gonna be honest. You made me look like a fool in that courtroom
grinding all over the governor like that
He told me to do it because you needed your you know, I'm a rouser. I
I don't fucking do that shit
Don't fucking do that shit, you don't like looking at this. I what that's that shit is mine
I'm sorry. All right
Are you sorry? Are you sorry? Yeah? I'm sorry. Don't do that shit again
All right, give me 20,000. I just stressed out I
I can't I had a fine I had to pay oh my god how much money do you have?
$7,000 what the fuck happened?
I thought you just took all of the plan B money. That's my money. I didn't take it. I just I have it now
It's mine. So what's wrong with that? What you don't have enough your money is also mine
No, it's not
Yes, that's how it works. I have businesses and shit that I got a fucking word
What do you do? You fucking pop your pussy for the fucking governor?
I've been running the plan B while you've been gone.
That's my, but it's my business and I have to run it more, even harder.
You're not even around.
Okay, you know what? Now we're gonna stab him.
That's addicted to drugs.
Oh, there you go. How about that?
How about that for now being around?
Sir?
Alright, get in the fucking car. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry to have fucking stabbed you.
Alright, come on. Get in the car. I'll take you to the hospital.
I'm sorry sir, I'm sorry.
Jesus fucking Christ. Get in the fucking car.
Fuck.
Why the fuck did you make me do that to you?
We'll create marriage guys.
You don't get to judge my marriage!
I love it, I love it.
You don't get to judge my marriage. Jesus Christ put her in my life because we make each other stronger.
I'm eating the hot dog now.
I'm doing it.
I don't care today. I'm eating the hot dog.
You put the hot dog down.
I just ate the governor's hot dog.
He gave it to me. What does that mean get out of the car?
He gave me that hot dog
What are you talking with pocket it better have in his front pocket?
It's a hot dog. He gave me actual hot dogs. Look
See hot dogs. He's trying to make you fat now. Well, I was really hungry
I'm fucking coming for your ass honey the doctor can't take any hot dogs you're
gonna fucking die I had I'll take some of these pills how many of these pills
should I take I don't know just keep taking them
actually give me some all right yeah give me some oh don't take my pills I
need those they're in the glovebox what am I supposed to do with this wallet
you took all that dude can I just dump it in a dumpster? I also have $1,600 on me you can have that
what? I don't understand why am I in $2,000? I thought I'm buying another car it was a down payment
on the car why the fuck did you buy a car? because you made fun of my other car so I'm doing
a trade-in you gave those motherfuckers money uh I signed a contract yeah oh no we're taking
the car back no fuck that we're taking the fucking car back where is the car I
don't know yet they're ordering it what do you mean all right we're getting the
fucking money back then fuck that I really need to go to sleep so we can do
this another day we're going there right now all right okay fine I don't
want to give you the $20,000 I have it's my only money no you're not you're
fucking line we're going to the fucking I'm going there I actually have the
money in my account so why don't you want to get I thought that we were in a
marriage together because I need that money when Sal uses all the money at
the plan B to buy drugs baby you don't need to worry about that kind of stuff
all you need to do is give me the money and I'll figure all that shit out
yeah but I need money too oh my god lose my job now yes but I'm trying to
start a fucking marijuana grow up so that I can traffic weed into fucking
polio and flood the streets with us.
That's legal, illegal right?
Yes it's fucking legal, you dumb fucking brawn, holy shit.
What we're gonna make you like don't do drugs or anymore.
I'm not doing this, it's God, listen God came to me in a dream and told me to do this.
Is that where this beard came from?
Yes.
Although those cops are real fucking stupid.
Yeah they were, yeah that's where they were.
I
To tell me I'm perjury that thing that hit the governor was the SUV not a truck. Yep. That's true. I wasn't lying
I kind of like your new beard though, thank you
It reminds me of where I came from when Norman Colter was in.
Yeah, but I have story. I had to talk.
Okay.
You can look at it when you're young.
I'm not bobbing constantly.
Is there a doctor?
I got stabbed. I need a doctor.
My wife fell down some stairs and then the stairs stabbed her.
Yeah.
Are you a doctor?
Aye.
This is that dickhead that was trying to take the restaurant over.
You're not a doctor, baby.
Give me a lady.
Oh really? My wife got stared by some stairs.
Yeah, I fell down some stairs and they got, I got sad.
All right, good. Hot in the, hot in the bed there.
You know the bruises. Okay, I like know the bruises. You want me to
deal with the stab wounds from the stairs. Yeah, just the stabs from the stairs.
Okay, you ready?
Oh honey, did you take that money I put in the glove box?
No is it stolen there? Yeah it's still in there.
Are you going to bed baby? I'm going to get stolen.
I am, I am. All right, night. Good night.
Come back with me and we'll go radio.
It's super sharp sirs guys we are
56 subs away from hitting 11k that is the goal.
Incredible
So good believe we're getting Jordan Jean in 2026 yeah, and her mic and her mic is only gotten marginally better
11 gates ever happened for
Slightly better we'll take
Guys was I too mean to O'Connor and loving that court case or do they deserve it for being shitty shit cops shit shit shitty shit cops?
No, no people are pepping. Why are we pepping? Both? I actually don't even think I was that mean I
I
Think I said everything I said any other defense journey probably would have said
Well, how's it going?
Not too bad. How can you help you?
I'm a
local Ganja inspector
Of course, of course, you know,
because we have good for food,
it was quite a bit for weed.
Yeah, we do, we do.
Could I go in the back and inspect it?
You know what I mean?
Unless you have like some like
credentials, I do, I do.
Yeah, I do.
So let's head back there then.
Well, what did I want to eat?
See the credentials.
Well, I have them.
I
That's all classified
Jen let's get a shout out to Jen
We're talking the alley in the back or some shit
We can talk in the alley in the back sure
Are you sure that's a good idea? Well, what the fuck? What the fuck? I mean, it's an alley in the back
What's the problem in the back?
Come on
Nothing ever goes wrong in the back alley
Yeah, there's a cock fight going on, can I watch it?
Oh, come on man
Hey Mac, your management, come on
Is this guy cool?
This guy?
You just kinda, this is his first day here, I think
He's never blinked once in his life, I don't think
thanks for playing Jordan I'm actually having a lot of fun playing Jordan some
people really fucking hate what I'm playing here looking for a specialty
product. Specialty product. Yep. Oh, I want you need some big green tomato seeds. Big green tomato
seeds. Okay. One that I can smoke and watch. You know, Jan sound mob to those kind of tomatoes.
That's a great choice. I'll make a win song real quick. She's her owner. Oh, great. Good. Good.
Tell her and tell her I said
Please
Do you have a name I can I can give her just Michael night Michael night, okay?
Hey
When song there's a there's a Michael night here, and he's looking for green big green tomato seeds, right? Is that what it was?
Yeah
Yeah, big green tomatoes, he says here he says yeah big green tomatoes seeds
Yeah, Michael Knight
He's that all right
She'll all right. She'll be she'll be here in a minute. She's
Cockylin cocky only. Yeah. Yeah
This guy's just got cool. Oh
We in the alleyway man, she has to go in the alleyway
Come on motherfucker puff puff pass puff puff pass. Oh
Yeah, we're just hanging out in the back alley
It's just fucking guy gonna pass the shit or not
Puff puff pass motherfucker
Thank you names mirth
Like the daughter from all right, don't get fucking in there's interstellar
You don't know Jesus you look how you shit
Is he blinked since he's been here, I don't know I've never been touching
Yeah, he just has like a thousand-yard steric on right now
Yeah, I look, I don't know. Maybe we could work out some kind of deal. I'm also a business
owner. Oh, gotcha. Plan B. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah.
Were you on this place? No, no, plan B.
I think when someone's doing the thing where he's like a little side thing where she's
growing like a lot of produce to sell.
Oh, well that would be even better honestly.
I know, we could also work something out.
We have like 100 potatoes in the back right now.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to get this, I'm trying to move this shit, you know.
Oh gosh, gosh, okay.
I'm going to go to the green thumb, she'll be perfect for all of this.
You know what?
I'm kind of, whatever you've done at plan B, I like it because it's the only reliable
place to get food in the city.
Good, right?
Yeah.
Very good.
Honestly, I won't ask for the ingredients and all that.
I
Can't it's mostly just potatoes
That might be white and maybe she did a grow already and then it's
For you guys. Yeah, good me if tomatoes and potatoes. Yep. Was it 150?
What potatoes that we have 100 potatoes and like 50 tomatoes. I don't know what the fuck
Oh yeah, how's business here good?
Ah slow down a little bit with the virus and all that going on.
I think burger shot like is blaming it on us but everyone's kind of blaming everyone
for it.
I don't even hear about the virus, where the fuck do that shit come from?
I have no idea, someone saying like there's like a German dude with like a champ running
around and people are saying it's like a
police and kind of thing I have no idea
good board you're making a really big
deal out of it I don't know why a German
dude with a chimpanzee yeah
yeah so you can never really you know
you can never really know
you want this it's really really good you want this shit yeah yeah yeah
Dylan hey take this shit hey yeah I'm not on her on our plan B go on Michael
I don't know what the fucker
Yeah, I'm just looking for any excess product you guys might have I have a lot of money
Yeah
For like what man? I just need the shit, okay?
I said like tomatoes potatoes like I need some I need some shoot
You mean weed yeah, right? Yeah, I just need it okay wait you need weed the whole
No, I thought it was potatoes potatoes. That's what I was like when I'm in the alley for tomato seeds
I was trying to be cryptic you fucking bastards your high fucking losers
Yeah, I thought you actually know motherfucker. No the ganja
Because we actually do have like 50 tomatoes and 50 potatoes in the back.
Well I don't need it, I'm up top of fucking eyeballs and potatoes alright?
Tomatoes are really good though right?
I fucking love tomatoes.
You see with those salt bars.
Yeah.
Dude the tomatoes have been growing lately have been fire.
Wait so why the fuck do we have potatoes and tomatoes in the back?
Uh huh, that's so extra.
Let me, let me call someone real quick.
Honestly, I got like a business partner, dude, and I don't handle much of the growing shit like at all like oh
That's not my
We'll have some more the front and store manager person
And he's not awake so um
Let me
You need the fire just just let me look I just need a little bit now
you know just let me in the back let me you know you a little bit and then I'll
just be on my way it's not that simple dude yeah I know like I mean if we have
extra sure but not like the strain that I can give you you know why not we
got a lot of our screens are pretty locked up tight we don't play with
that shit you know we just had the other week talking to us about screens
look listen this shit is never gonna see Los Santos soil okay so just come on
you're gonna grow some shit in Polito? I'm gonna sell it in Polito because those
people are so oppressed that if I open up their mind with God's gift marijuana
maybe they'll finally realize they deserve human rights mom that's like
your fucking life mission those motherfuckers have plenty of weed they're
kind of sell it to us. Yeah, they got a lot. Yeah, they've been trying to get us to push
their weed for them instead of our own. And I don't know what that is about. But how much
are you looking for me? I don't just like 40 bags, 20, 20 and 40 in there. Someone
in there. Not a lot. Not a lot. I don't think we got that much. How many do you
Four buds per bag
Yeah, that's gonna be like 80 buds man, I gotta I can't just give you that much
Without notice, you know, all right, then we're not gonna be we're gonna run out of that straight. What about just like five five
Five bags
Yeah, I can do that
easy
I just I need some some testers to see if I can even trust these people
oh gotcha
that's the water you can trust these guys
not these guys
I mean the people in Polina
this guy doesn't know what the fuck's going on does he
this is my first time meeting him maybe
like
five minutes before he's birthed man
you told me your name I said like interstellar
I don't know how you're doing that.
just hiring. How long are you? Are you around like that storm?
Oh,
are you around next time? When are you usually around?
I'm just, I'm just, I wake up. I rummage just around, man.
And what do you think Mr. Plan B guy?
I don't know. I mean, how are you at playing beauty?
One of the guests.
Yeah. All right.
We don't we're not going to pay you. You can work off chips.
All right.
All right. Here you go, man.
Thank you. Awesome. Oh, shit.
Give it to me.
Dude.
Can you take it from him?
What the fuck?
This is look holy shit, man. Don't you run give it to me
I'm gonna give you that as like a
Like down payment, you know just uh
So yeah, yeah, I got samples just so you can do a tester, you know test run
What happened? Oh, whoa. He's fine. He's fine. What the hell happened to her?
I'm a little high. Um
I'm sure the police will love that. Oh
Yeah, yeah, so like yeah test that shit out see if like it's if it's worth pursuing let me know what you find out and
We'll work out like a more long-term deal whenever by
business partners around it.
He's the one who coordinates what I'm running in shifts, so.
Good.
OK, perfect.
Yeah, that's fantastic.
You want my number?
Yes.
Give me that.
And there's my name, Michael Knight.
And it's me, Vincent.
All right, perfect.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, no problem, man.
Well, I know what you find out.
I'm curious.
Oh, come on.
Thank you for your service.
Well, he didn't come back out.
Ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ship bow, ship bow.
of
won that corkace go ahead and get some sleep it's okay I'm jacked up man feeling
good up I'm jacked up on our P
Tessa threw. Tessa was the fucking... Tessa wasn't even the biggest problem in that case.
and
Get this man a 12k to beta 12-hour dream stream.
I would easily do a 12-hour stream on 12k, but it's not going to happen, so don't get
your hopes up, Buckeye Boy.
Easily.
I'm jacked to the tits on RP.
Jack to the tits.
GTP was lit tonight.
RP lit tonight.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, it's been pretty good.
I should probably log over to Wrangler at some point.
See if they got those pictures.
And Firebloom.
Okay, I don't even know how this works.
Maybe I shouldn't do this right here.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Hold her by the way.
Test of thru-assorted bones. I am telling you, right now, they were not even the biggest problem with that case. It's the fact that O'Connor documented evidence and then didn't fucking submit it, but like, admitted to it though. I'm telling you, that was way worse.
If he would have had a picture of the car, it would have been enough.
That was the biggest issue with that shoot.
I promise it was.
If you're going to break this shit up, then put it in the bag.
It's embarrassing.
Hello. It's a bit embarrassing. How do I put this weed in a bag? Oh, you have scales?
Oh, fuck. No, I don't. Yeah, you're gonna need a scale. Do you have a scale for me? I do.
you. Can I buy it? Yeah. Alright.
All right, I'm coming back.
All right.
Shit.
Oh, there you go.
I
Watch wrestling growing up kind of I wasn't into it as much as other kids were
I'm like the X files more
You weren't gay, Penta. I don't know about that because I sure am now.
Well, they go about your service everything's oriented towards interaction and potential
conflicts.
Yeah, thanks man.
I like that to try to focus on like player to player shit, you know what I mean?
What's mechanic ship more player to player?
Does my wife know I'm gay?
Don't tell her dude, please.
I'm going to get you out of
there.
Wait, you're dead for real.
Hey man, welcome to Smoke on the Water.
What's up, Murph?
So man, yeah, my wife doesn't know the drill.
I did you already grab one day?
Yeah, I only got 1200 bucks, but I'll bring the rest back.
All right.
Or I can pay you back in waffles.
Speaking of that, we actually had an idea about that.
Really?
Yeah, about maybe like a food trade partnership kind of thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that could work.
Like I said, I got to talk to my group team.
because I was gonna say like if you somehow get seeds and then if you don't
want to overwhelm them I could go grow at the farm. Is she okay? She's fine.
I'm fine. I'm fine. Um yeah you can go ahead and pay a register. You gotta go to
the hospital. I did it's fine I'm getting better. I was a lot worse
earlier. I've been reaching to her all day trying to get her to go to the
hospital. I was trying to get her to not to stab somebody. Man, I don't. Are you
doing that here? Don't do that here, man. Okay, shit. Go get some help. It's not
normal to pass out like that. See you next time, man.
I
Thank you, I miss Jordan maybe I'll play Jordan soon
Yeah, maybe I will play Jordan soon, I don't know
What sneeze? That would kind of hurt my throat.
to please God. Hi, it's... Do I have fake IDs on this character? Is it ever due to
taking just under Michael Knight? This is Michael Knight. I really, I don't
understand the confusion.
Not really feeling Michael. Can't wait for a Jordan stream. Oh man, that's gonna
huge floor for room 11
411 yeah wait this is a Jordan steal this is obviously Michael Knight I really
I am not understanding the confusion.
What the hell is wrong with people?
What I wonder if you can see through these windows now?
I gotta know.
Oh my god, dude, if you could.
I bet Melo could eventually do that.
Can I not use- can I not put this in the bag?
Oh, fuck, man.
Holy shit.
half price scale right there.
Winsor's ever gonna the rest.
What?
Guys, 68 subs, let's go 11K.
That means the return of Bobcat Tim.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
I was about to sleep I hear Bobcat what the fuck is the deal 11k return of Bobcat
I don't know when though. Maybe tomorrow.
When I got in trouble last time for talking shit, he put me as an alert.
The guy put my voice as an alert on his stream.
Next week.
I feel like I got so much RP going on all over the place.
I really need to lock it in.
I
Dorn this fun mic is fun, so wrangler all next week
I mean wrangler is fun in doses, but I think I I don't know if I'm gonna play any wrangler tomorrow
I'm trying to push BCSO to hire more, but I don't want to do that much of it
You know what I mean myself, but maybe it'd be fun if I did I don't know
Did I do any wrangler this week? Or not wrangler, Mike? What did I do on Wednesday?
Oh, I did the fucking event thing. That's right. Oh, I didn't do any Mike this week, did I?
Whoops. You did some Mike. Did I? A little bit? Did I not? I don't think I did!
Yesterday I full sent Wrangler that was Thursday. Wednesday I think I did the events
into Wrangler. Whoops.
Uh oh. My man. I got to do some more bike. Whoopsies.
I
Yeah, right it right sent to me the other day a couple days ago to review and it was
It's from like at the start of maybe it's during the summer and
And it was something like bearded man talks to his viewers and
Naturally, the reddit I read the comments first and I think the top comment was like
This is the moment. I lost all respect for penta and had to stop watching right here
And I was like holy shit. What in the fuck did I say?
And I played the video and it was me it was 13 seconds long
And it was me being like I don't care about the RP frogs. I had 43 K playing Dark Souls
I don't fuck fuck the RP frogs and that was it and that was the whole
And people were like this is the moment that I lost all fucking respect for Penta
That was it
So I so anyways, I'd like to take a moment to apologize to the RP frogs
I
Think that was probably and I think the context of that was probably
Six in the morning somebody was asking win RP
After I was 50 hours into Dark Souls 2
So, you know
There's mid pump
My bad.
that second I lost all respect for Penta. At that moment, I just had to look at him differently.
What a piece of shit. What a weasley piece of shit, dude.
for me it was the shirtless streams that one's fair
can you play fist fuck gary soon what's fist fuck gary
i can accept all the rp wife abuse but playing dark souls that's too far
42K on Dark Souls, can't even have 11K on GTA.
Oh, we will.
If not today, it'll be tomorrow.
I'm telling you, that 11K is, I don't know, actually.
This is kind of how 11k feels to me right now.
you
Chase RP on top. Number one server. Holy shit man. Must be nice. 26 gifts and some travel
I'll return after that, dude!
That's just the only shit we've ever put extra belts in right.
Thank you, man.
Guys, thank you so much for 11k subs.
Oh my god, oh my god, it actually happened.
J-SARP number one!
that. Evening. This community must be nice. Thank you so much. 26 gifted subs fucking insane
Shradler with 10 Define user with 10 po yeets three Phil Laco five. Thank you so much. Wow.
That's incredible. Shroudly, Shroudly, we're ten even before that.
I'm sort of pricing, I'm sort of pricing the-
Fuck all of you.
What the hell, what the hell was that thing?
Fucking cock-sucking pieces of shit.
I think we need to lower them.
Come on, though!
I'm sorry, I lowered them down to 4,000 instead of 7,000.
Well not you, but everyone else can fucking suck it yeah
You fucking sat there and you flipped me off in your pussy truck bitch
And you have a stupid fucking dumb ass memory don't you
Well look I mean you fucked up you fucked up the the governor told me
Well, I'm trying to play golf with I don't give a shit gonna fucking play golf. I don't fucking care. I'm here now
I'm here now. You're not in your truck anymore. Didn't you steal my fucking dog?
Fuck is your problem buddy
Fuck you and fuck this whole place
Yeah, maybe I'll fuck your wife instead how about that
Yeah, dog see now, won't you check the bottom of the fucking ocean motherfucker?
What what what what are you gonna do what the fuck are you gonna do what the fuck are you gonna do?
I'm not gonna do anything, but you know what I already did. What's up?
I made my co-workers kill sales dogs. You can go fuck yourself. What the fuck does that do with me idiot?
He works for you. Doesn't he don't give a shit about Sal
You're a fucking piece of garbage
I think we could beat this guy's ass
Gary, I think we could beat this guy's ass
Oh, absolutely
You could not be my ass
If I get out of this car, you're gonna be upset
Why would I be upset?
I'd be actually happy if you got out of the car
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
What the hell's he grabbing it for?
He's got a knife, he's got a knife
What are you gonna do?
I got a knife
I'm an idiot!
HAHAHAHAHA
Alright, alright
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
He's got BDM. That was not BDM. I tried to drive away. Roll the clip back. That guy jumped in front of me.
Pac-Man jumped in front of me.
My gun is empty. Probably shouldn't scream that.
He was just a bystander in my stab him he was talking shit you gotta stab the guy
they're not expecting you to always stab the guy who isn't expecting to be to
get stabbed you know what I mean?
he's sitting there talking shit he can get stabbed too
it's our P wrong place he was talking shit
You ready for the funny part of it now?
This is the funny part, completely admitting it.
Yep.
You have reached an automated voice messaging system.
Jesus.
you guys, thank you so much for 11k subs, appreciate that.
You have reached an automated voice messaging or maybe they are there
Guys, what's the best soup?
Damn I kind of want some soup right now
I
Serial is not a soup you crazy. Oh, is that a cop?
And you're starting to call you guys I just started to call you guys I
Stabbed a guy in the back
All right, we're right in the back of this place. All right
why they were trying to beat me up and one of them pulled it down there
like drops are you taking it's just I don't know yep these are the guys there's
a guy in the backstabbed and I did it
I've been trying to call you guys I see it in this batch I see it
Yep, all right. She's over here distracting me apparently 19 to young the fuck we should 34 shit
Oh, yeah, that is bullshit
The biggest is how short you are oh
All right, ma'am you got heels on yeah, you will take a ball fucking raccoon. I'm gonna just keep this a buck
And you are a fat fuck yeah, I might look it like a raccoon going through a dumpster outside of hot topic
Goddamn people hanging out this motherfucker miniskurve.
Ma'am, do not be approach me like that.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm gonna run.
No, no, no, this guy fucked with my truck.
He...
He fucked with my truck.
No, we fucked with his truck.
The...
The head for Kardo, the staff says that he did it and the guys at the hospital.
Alright, we'll be at...
Gordo, Mike, Lotto.
Alright, man, you need to leave.
You need to get off the scene, alright?
You're about to have a truck.
Shut up, shut up Lotto.
Hey!
Fuck off!
Ma'am, we need to leave.
Guys, I think CJ is drunk again.
Alright, dude, you're fucking eyeliner.
Guys I think CJ is drunk again.
Put your hands up.
For what? I haven't done anything.
Nope.
No, no, no. You obstructed it.
You obstructed the edge.
She's resisting.
That's a great take down.
Oh shit, she pushed him over.
Nice take.
Get ready to fuck her up, she's resisting.
I am.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to fucking deal with you all right, so I'm afraid to go
Okay
I'm telling you I stabbed that guy
I remember what I did with your dog I used it to throw it through a window of
bullido PD you know I listen that was months ago I'm fucking over it man I
got dogs on dogs now okay I'm gonna take another one and do the same shit good
look thank you fucking night away no how are you doing fuck off I'm not I'm not
approaching you I'm right here but no you listen to you listen to you put it away
what what the fuck man why you're intimidating me I'm standing here just
having a conversation with you I'm in fear for a minute they're threatening me
All right, I decided to shoot this woman down or buddy relax
Fucking cool as a cucumber I stabbed a guy called you guys
You got your idea on you
Dear bear
What don't get him started on it, I know what it says on his MDT
Come over here. This is Jordan steel. No, Naly. So what the fuck is that?
How the fuck you be seeing this shit it's on there. I don't know
You see that as a fan be here
No, it's it's all I can see it. I don't know
No
It's not me out motherfucker out out
Give me that back give me that back
Give me a back piece of shit. You don't get to do that
I need to leave now. Thank you
Am I free to go what did you do am I free to go?
You're trying to go.
Good.
What did you do?
I'm not hurt anything.
You'll make it.
That's a lot.
Hello, ma'am.
Ma'am?
Like us.
So I'm not in trouble for doing this, right?
No.
Great.
Bosses?
Maybe.
Bosses?
Maybe.
You so good.
Thanks over God you can pick some leaves.
Fucker pulled my beard off.
What the fucker?
No, it's not Jordan seal. I don't know why people don't listen. I don't get it, man.
different character
Hello, hey, did you get those people like Jill that my restaurant?
Classified information
Okay, goodbye
They're totally going to try to press murder out there God, it's gonna be awesome
I
Wonder if that would stick I don't think it would
What it
Do I have the right to defend my restaurant so I'm trying to burn it the fuck down. I feel like yes, I don't know
No
I mean there were there was an employee in there there were staff inside out I
I don't get why I love an O'Connor and didn't just share the clip of Penta and Minnie gets
Jordan's heel OOC. It would have been so easy. True, they should have pulled my body cam footage
and played clips of my stream of me just doing it.
No pixel really did that now no pixel would tell judges how to rule on sharing gag which
was crazy that really happened
unlike here you know I don't need to tell the judges because they know not to
fuck with me
they know what'll happen
You were right, Wrangler, but not this time.
What is it?
What the fuck is this?
I just slipped it in the drain real quick, baby.
Get the f-
Hey, what are they doing?
I'm gonna stand my-
What the fuck?
Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?
What the fuck are they doing?
Get the fuck outta here!
Put the fucking gun down!
Put that fucking gun down!
Put your fucking gun down dickhead
Oh
How many of you fucking retards are there here can you guys call 911 please
Fuck is going on
Hold on just hold the door
There's a massive shootout at plan B. There's motherfuckers all around the building.
Alright, listen to me. Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come in here. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Come in here. Hey. Hey employees, come here.
Yeah. Coming back. Coming back. Come here.
Okay. Listen. You four. This is pussy shit.
We're going to go out the back and we're going to just fucking light them up, okay?
Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Alright, reload right now. Alright.
I'm good
Don't wait don't wait don't wait kill him execute him
of
fucking guns I can do anything
there's one right here
right in the storage
always gotta have a storage gun
is this fucking loaded?
yeah it's fucking loaded
come here
turn it off, it's there
yeah
we gotta keep it tight
is it coming in?
what the fuck is happening here?
listen
who knows?
I
Can you fucking come to fucking plan B the entire ball is over here, and they have me and my employees pinned down
I will have units respond. Thank you. All right
Looks like they're fucking running
Yeah, it could be.
Oh, there's an ambulance over there.
They're fucking dragging the prince in the ambulance.
Brother, that's a good opportunity.
Yeah.
There's still two of them.
Ah, shit!
You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
your debt. Oh my god. Oh my god. Put the gun away. Put the gun away.
Put the gun away. Put the gun away.
I'll go for cops. So don't run.
Yeah, the ballers are all in front there. They said this is hood training and they've just been shooting up the place.
Okay, that's like the same.
They're everywhere. They're everywhere. Up front. Check the front. Check the front.
someone go to the front, the ballers are there, get them all to team
should be one down, and they just stole my car
just get me out of here
what the fuck?
I literally didn't do anything
yeah they all did, they're all guilty
this guy was shooting at me, you can blow us out of here
shoot him, fucking shoot him
shoot him, shoot him, yes he was
kill this fucking guy
yes he was, yes he was, kill him, kill him
70's drive
alright
this feels like more than four people
I felt like a little more than four people
I'm gonna be honest
how are you
I got very soft hands
game turn. He's good. How's your name and you got a great shot? Have you ever thought about becoming a cop?
Um, yeah, I thought about it. Yeah, I actually have.
They all need to be detained. Your thought that's it. I just kept in constant behind me.
They want to give a statement, brilliant. If not, let them fall.
I thought it was extreme when I came back to it.
I
Do you have ADHD me? Yeah, you know
Do you have a girlfriend?
Yes, do you want to go on a double day with me and my girlfriend?
Oh, what kind of movies do you enjoy?
Oh
They freaked me out
Do you want to watch a rom-com with me and my girlfriend and your girlfriend and no no those freak me out really?
Well, what about real?
What about romantic thrillers?
What the hell's a romantic thriller your girlfriend's a murderer?
That's not very romantic
But it's very hot. It's got a lot of sex scenes in it
I
Can find one sure we can watch it
Be having a good day
Hey, this be armor per bed. Oh, yeah, I definitely I shot that guy right there. Yeah
Right behind us that Tar is mine that they're stealing
the red sqp yeah that's actually this is this kind of man jaren said that the
two-door stomach
no no no the red sqp this is the wrong
you know bbc
where are you on brink?
there is that a binkie
that's a freaking ambulance
no you little bitch of the fucking bros look at the bros
right there yes god damn
fucking words
hey hey hey
Don't run me over, stop, get me away from them man, they're trying to kill me.
You're running over to me, what are you doing?
They're freaking dancing, they're freaking fighting man.
Get out of that, get out.
Get out, get out.
Have you ever had a chance at all speedy was better?
Hello, get him out of my face.
Why, he's very nice, we're gonna watch.
I
Don't forget let's let's let bygones be bygones
There's a whole bunch of purple people over in that car over there
They were trying to kill them
So I could defend myself probably get them inside
Can you take me out of handcuffs, please why it's shot in handcuffs
I am gonna sue the shit out of you. I have a good soft hand
No, I I don't want to die. I gotta go as miss Riley miss Riley come inside, please
Please God
Listen, I've set this a lot just to be a dick, but I actually do not feel safe right now
This is the most unsafe I think I've ever felt in my life
Okay, I understand that but why aren't you doing anything about the four people in the red SUV
In the red SUV
Yes, there's no way you guys GS are just a little bit. They were all GSR tested. They were all negative
That's why they're free to go. I bring in new they were friggin saves
So I will walk you over to talk to them and maybe work out all of your emotions. Do not walk me over there
Holy shit reads is about to arrest me. Oh my god. We're gonna go to Bench trial again chat. It's actually gonna happen
Can you bring me back to that dumb fucking red-headed cop?
I think she's pretty awesome. Can you bring me over to her again, please?
I'll do it, but you gotta- They're in my car! That's literally my car! I don't fucking understand!
Yeah, I apologize to me. I'm sorry!
Okay, you're making good. Hey! Hey, stupid redhead cop!
That's literally my car they were in. Who gives a fuck if they're GSR negative?
The purple car? No, the fucking red SUV! Fuck!
I've been saying this! Holy shit! You're also fucking dumb!
I uh, I was trying to explain that mr. Bloom, but you were so mad cuz he
Was he said those people are trying to kill me I said you should get him inside play it fucking me
We're safe then yeah, but I'm but I'm but I tried talking to you be you're right
I'm looking at you're right. Hold on. Let me go check this fucking card on the scene that I just got to
But you're right. I should I should dictate everything on the scene even though I
Jesus Christ I
I tried coming in explaining, but he was so mad that you fricking girlfriend I'm pissed off
What's it like what's it like having sex
It's it's great. You gotta stop asking people
I'm just curious. I got a girlfriend with a chance to debunked. She's 22
she's Asian and Jewish so freaking pretty and
And
Mr. Bloom said I got a pee in her butt
But
But I freaking gotta wait till she's 30 because that's when her dad takes off her chest to be built
How does she poop?
Thank you, they were literally driving around in my store while you guys were doing nothing man
I just came here from the hospital. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying you guys is in the police
I know I what I'm saying is I didn't have the info. I'm sorry. Okay, but this woman in the red fucking pigtails
I told her that's my soul car she GSR tested him and then let them drive away in it
That's my boss. I don't know if I well what in the fuck man. Yeah
Well, I know where they hang out so I'm down to go there
Well, I got a picture of the three of them in your car
The one that we shot did you get them?
Literally no idea man. I just got you. Yeah, could you fucking ask I I can if it's the guy right here to ask is you is it not?
Did they get anyone that shot up? Yeah?
They got people so there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I actually could have answered that. Oh, yeah
I didn't do an ambulance
This is why you're a cadet and mr. Lewis. Yep. Yeah, that's why he's wearing purple
Why am I so cadet?
Mr. Knight.
You and I?
We're one of the trick and same.
Also, everyone that hurts you is wearing purple?
Or attempted to hurt you?
Yes, all of them.
Okay, then yes, we have at least one of them.
Man, three of them do hood training while four of them filmed.
You're a good shot.
Man, I don't know if I'm the name there.
I still think this should probably...
Mr. Lewis and I.
Not all go out together to do...
They're about to go break out their boy smiles
There's no keys in your car they hot-wire that shit, okay, I'm gonna go hopefully someone's having a freaking bad day
The only thing that that will cheer you up is a little awful and a romantic thriller
I'm fucking sick of all that are you freaking free? I don't know tomorrow tomorrow
tomorrow
You better tell your girlfriend about me about how freaking tall I am
So why are you telling me that with your hand on your gun?
It is on my phone. I can stab you motherfucker. I'm a
Freaking keep my phone on the outside of my gun
I have ADHD
So I gotta be catching something or I'll also lose my freaking marbles.
See?
It doesn't feel good.
Don't talk to me like that.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Roach.
Hey, what's your name?
Did you just call me Mr. Roach?
I'm talking to Mr. Roach.
I think he's in this freaking car.
I'm gonna get in the car with the sick guy
You need
Funnier, I'm not denying that better
Hey, what's the fuck happened here?
Fucking dipshits came your new hood training the fucking seven of them. What's well
But wait, are you mr. Knight? Yes or slash steel what it who the fuck is that?
So there's a woman here named Jean Steele who said her husband is Gordon Steele.
Yeah, I don't know who that is.
Alright.
Yeah, Mr. Knight, actually I work here now too.
Okay.
Well, welcome to Plan B.
It's my plan A, if I'm being honest.
Yeah, you fucked up
Yeah, we really saving lives
What the fuck are you doing here?
Get the fuck out of my restaurant
No, you can't have shit get the fuck out
How fucking dare you step foot in here?
Yeah, I fucking did I'm about to stab someone else too. Come here. Come here. Come here
You want a waffle? I'll give you a waffle
come here piece of shit. come on.
Waffles are 300 bucks buddy.
fuck you.
Fishing is not enough
Is it ready to flip yet?
The fuck is the fridge doing here?
It's a fucking fridge demon
The fridge demon, the fridge demon
What is this? Is this something that happens?
Yeah, but only in your eyes
If somebody runs too fast with something in their hands and they knock it over
Alright, it's a $200
Right, you want a $200
Yeah, you want a two combos, right?
Yeah, the $100 each
What the fuck?
You're gonna get a discount, American?
No
Hold on, I'll tell you when this fight
We need tips
I've only got all the border dollars
Is there anyone got a waffle for me?
Yeah
All American all my car
I
Didn't leave
No, it's fine. They fucked my shoe
I should go ask if they need a savior. I have a feeling they're just gonna come loose
of
I don't know what to do with it.
Too much work scene?
For sure.
It's gonna be a uh, fuck it.
Both sides.
Pretty good uh, pretty good stream today guys. Made 11k.
Yay.
I'm struggling to think of who I want my uh, international drug dealing character to be.
Probably should just be mic blocked. I feel like that makes sense
Thanks for the late stream big pay the shits after work welcome in glad you're joining me
and
We also have some international shirt code for real though.
and
I
Trying to see third quarter be tonight
Hey
I'm on what she's on
Hey, where are the cops, you know
What's going on the cops? Where are the I have no idea
Hey, do you guys need my statement or anything? I do want to give one. Yeah, sure. All right fuck. Yeah, um, I'm
Getting a statement from the front
All right, oh
Shit, let me see the support. What's your name, sir Michael night
Michael Knight, okay. Michael Knight, what the hell happened?
Alright, I come back to my restaurant. These fucking idiots are out in the front with guns out. They say they're doing hood training.
So I go inside to see my employees barricaded inside with guns out, terrified. So I leave the charge.
I'm like, well, we gotta barge out. We gotta shoot these fucking idiots.
So you came back to the restaurant and you got some idiots in front. Jesus Christ, Jesus, where's your meat?
Uh, I mean, there's- Oh, Jesus, shit.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Welcome to the fucking hospital.
Uh, idiots are in front with guns, uh,
explaining that it was hood training.
Uh, we saw that your employees were inside, uh,
barricaded in, uh- Cowardering in a corner with guns out.
Was there any piss dribbling down their pants?
Yeah, they were scared of shit.
And then there's some fucking cop with red braids.
I was telling her, I was telling her,
hey, these are the guys that shot me.
They're driving her out of my car.
That's mine.
fucking let him go she's like well would you start testing but it is still my car
they stole my car okay the guy was a description of the people that the
head training no no fucking sick boy of being over there was a description of
the people doing the training they were wearing purple also hey LSPD do you
wanna report against O'Connor O'Connor yeah I was it I was it poor and one of my
witnesses wasn't giving up what do I mean witnesses was testifying and he
didn't like what she was saying so he said I'm just gonna give this bitch
perjury
Oh
I don't fucking know
John O'Connor, I don't know John
Hey, you intimidated my witness
Right there
Hey the road she's part of the BCS O man. Yeah, and this CJ did
It sounds like you're a higher-ups.
We'll take the report first, man, to share it with you.
I'm working on this first thing, and you work on the second.
Mr. Knight.
Mr. Knight, don't come a fucking doofus.
I'll talk to you about it.
Why the fucking calling him a doofus?
He's a fucking citizen trying to be a report.
He's just Christy-o.
Calm down.
I know you had the thing.
You just got shot.
Your plan B employees refused to defend you and your business.
I led them in battle.
I led the charge to victory.
We stood there completely unscathed over there dying, bloody corpses.
I did that because I'm a true leader and a real American.
Michael Knight, all right, tell me, tell me what O'Connor did to you.
Well, we're in court and a bench draw.
I got a witness on the stand.
He did the shit that she's saying is good for my case.
He gets pissed off and he says, I'm just going to give this bitch perjury.
It while, while she's still on the stand, and then she's too scared to
testify anymore
i don't know why the fucking judge did you shit about it
okay uh... you're a court best for all you get pissed off and he says he's gonna
give this bitch
perjury my witness and then she's going to testify
her name is tain steel
i know actual witness
that it
he's really got a lot of it when he gets pissed off
uh... he says he's gonna get this bitch
uh...
the witness perjury and now she's too scared to get testimony
hurt them
i'll see what i could do about it
what the fuck is that
why are my guys in handcuffs
i've been out here man
They didn't do anything!
I haven't been out of your statement.
Alright, you got that?
Why is he in handcuffs?
His G's are tested positive and he has a gun on him.
He has no life in license.
Oh Jesus Christ, he was defending himself.
I understand that, but he's not supposed to have a gun.
Oh, what are you charging him with?
He has no license.
What are you fucking charging him with?
I'm a possession of class 1, hot rod.
Alright, yeah, you might get that.
I'll take it.
This might be a shift one ship view type thing so I was afforded to like quite afforded to a container Ripley
So dog told the guy ditched the gun and so got off on self-defense. Well, yeah, you can self-defense with an illegal gun
It's like two different charges dog
That's where the expression it's better to get caught with it than get caught without it comes from
And that shit's true
You know, yeah, I give a speech.
Oh, no.
Who should be?
It be you.
I'm bent back here for the Blackbeard now.
Say the fuck.
Look it.
Look at my beard.
I'm the Blackbeard now.
No.
Yep.
No.
I'm bent back here for the Blackbeard.
No, don't come to my establishment.
That salby a racist towards Blackbeard and all the pirates.
What?
No, fuck off.
What?
Yeah, we don't like the pirates.
We do not like either good no one likes worries as soon as Blackbeard points the plan be treasure
Blackbeard would leave you know don't you dare come to my cell soon again. I'll shoot you in the head
Is that challenge?
What the frickin heck?
I'm freaking tired, man.
Oh, man.
Hey, Am, is the surveillance van done?
Does that just need to be put in?
I think that, I'm gonna be, I think that shit is done.
Yeah, we should probably add that.
I feel like the cops could use something.
It's been done.
Can I spawn it in?
Is there like a, it's in the server?
Simply need the van to be purchased more.
Yeah, what's up. Yes, yes, it's me doctors and come come. Okay. Come come. It is time
for your prescription. I have for you. Oh, fucking great. Yes, you have not got this
field in very long, but I will get you filled with it. Yeah, sorry. No, I'm busy
You need to keep your prescription your heart cannot handle you know without you understand
Yeah, you're right. I gotta take my notes. Yes. Come on
Yes, yes, yes
Yes, yes, I keep medicine this one
Yes, no, no, I don't want this time I keep medicine but the room
What's it yeah, go ahead. I'm with you. Are you coming? Yeah, I'm coming. Never mind.
It's Johnny Johnny motherfucker. Oh, you motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, motherfucker. You do who you are.
You know who you are. You motherfucker. I fucking I fucking I fucking can't deal with shit
I fucking did with you.
What did you just call me?
I fucking find you.
You fucking cunt.
Nice try motherfucker.
Help me! Help!
Come by my fucking dealership.
Help me!
Yeah, Giancala Lupiata.
Don't forget the name, bitch.
Help me! This guy's sad, babe.
Help! Do something, please.
Why are you just watching?
I'm a firefighter.
Oh my god!
I'm freaking out!
Just do something!
Go get a cop!
They're outside!
Go get a cop!
No!
No, no!
Guy in a doctor!
He's-
Fuck, man!
Guy in a doctor, a guy in a doctor.
I've been freaking out.
Don't worry, Michael.
You're in the best place to get stabbed in the world.
That's true.
Freakin' hospital.
Don't worry.
They're shooting him.
How come?
We're in a hospital, so I'm gonna use duct tape until a doctor sees you
Take me to a doctor. Can't you just take me? Well, what if you bleed out on the way there?
Did you guys kill him? Oh, yeah, we put some bullets in it. Don't worry
Let me hook up an IV on you, all right, sir.
Okay.
Don't feel this poke, all right?
Hopefully this doesn't hurt.
Oh, fuck.
Did you feel that?
Yeah, that did fucking hurt.
Oh, fuck.
I'm sorry.
I'm still...
Are you still doing some goddamn hard?
Yeah, well, I'm new at it.
I'm sorry, sir.
Jesus.
Okay, damn it.
Okay, let me clean out these wounds a little bit, okay?
Look at you.
You're good as nails.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, damn.
Just...
I can't...
They kind of like steep, sir.
Yeah, you got four fucked up, didn't you?
Okay, god damn it. He didn't
Soul no, no, no bones. Oh, maybe maybe a little bit of anti-venom
And
Yeah, I'll go look for a snake. Okay. All right. Todd. Did you drink a wine here? I got I got you some wine
No, I don't I don't need wine. Oh
Don't worry. Don't worry. We'll party later later later. Okay. Let me just stitch this up real quick sir
All right, so this is pretty deep
You know how to keep these stages clean, you know, you ain't gonna be able to shower for like a couple days, right? What?
Yeah, what a shower and keep it clean. No, so like we got to keep the bandage over
But I found this thing a beer.
I couldn't find a snake, but this has a cow on it.
Okay, give him a beer.
What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
Do you want a beer, sir?
Yes, of course I do.
Okay, well, I leave this six pack on the bench here.
All right, thank you.
Yeah.
So what else do you need?
Oh, hey, I'm in the garbage.
Do you guys have any garbage and shimpy?
Just take the beers.
Take the beers.
God damn it.
Yeah, he brought up the beer.
Now, he wants the beer.
Yeah, don't don't throw that away. I'll just throw this away, okay?
I feel better. See that's gonna be honest, that worked.
Don't shower for two days, all right.
But the beer keep having the beer?
Yeah, you can have the beer.
As long as your, you know, bandages aren't like leaking out, you know.
Cool, cool.
Change them every two hours.
Good job, doctors.
Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, you have a good one. Yep. Thank you
Hey employees listen up
Around and you defended the plan B and for that you should be proud. All right now get out there give yourselves a raise
very soon. Goodbye. What is it?
Jesus shit. Meanwhile...
I'm about to be here. Let's do it
Traveling wrong side of the road
But he said
Team they pull over bring one turn to make one like your fight. Oh, no, they run a body armor
Wow
Can't do body armor
This is that what is the van?
And do you know
I can't remember, but we named it something special.
Whoa, fucking...
Do you know this clown?
It's mainly this clown, she's come back the way she came.
It's mainly this clown, she runs like a fucking freak.
We're southbound all the way to exiting the sanitation line.
Yeah, if she gets out on fun runs, you're gonna see why I'm afraid of her.
She walks so calmly, but runs so animalistically right westbound Davis towards LSI. Holy shit. She ejected. She ejected
She ejected I'm pushing the truck away, so she can't get back in it
He's running. Oh, she's not running. Oh, she's running like she's injured. Okay. She's run towards a South Arsenal
foot pursuit. I have a lethal
You're lethal. Oh, she do Gordo. That's actually crazy
We got it we got to put this van in jogger
Is it this one? Or is it any of them?
A tackle. I got your lead. You gotta punch my ass.
Regular dog or any of them.
Oops.
One on five.
I
Bloom come to the PD
Copy that Gordo. Are you okay after you just incapacitated that woman? I am okay. She is not okay. You roll medical
I'll get medical, but I'm requested by the sheriff for PD
This is the most subtle van we can find
The listening equipment is self-is-customized in the C menu.
And there's a livery.
We should roll this out tomorrow.
Give the PD some shit.
I feel like they haven't gotten anything really.
to make these local spawns.
What pisses you out?
I'm fucking dragging my piss.
Livory?
Oh, well this is fucking perfect.
Yeah, we need to somehow, um...
Make it so these dudes spawn with some kind of...
If you pop...
Oh yeah, like this.
Which one is it?
probably don't know what it is. Like, what's it under? I don't think that I don't see
and extras
UK 21
360 is 23 BCSO North
I don't know what the fuck this is changing. Oh, so that's a ladder in the back
Windows maybe that's also changing
Hey, I'm over here
I don't have any candy for you all right well then don't be that worried then yes
sheriff you know you don't have a blip right yeah I fucking know yeah so okay
They're nice
Get some paint thinner scrape off this go postal
To be nice yeah, that is gonna be nice
It's under trim
Oh
That looks like a real American loving Americans there on that screensaver. Yeah, I need you to be my little bitch for a second
Okay, all right well
I'm a deputy. What do you need, sir?
I'm just out here.
Alright.
Yeah, we should give the PD this to fuck with.
They really haven't gotten anything new.
I think it's been long enough. We can give this to them tomorrow.
to them tomorrow. Say your logs off. Don't move. What are you doing? Did I say say or
did I say push my fucking van? I'm just resting my hands on that. Why can't you people ever
just listen to me yes sir you know what my dad you need to be in a vehicle to
This
Huh do I get in the vehicle first?
Vehicle does not have the right cop your holler in
What do I just realize the time I don't think this works
Do we not sit up with this model?
What?
What did he say?
One, more like two.
Maybe the other one?
You cannot say that, ma'am. Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, I missed it.
Can you say it?
No, I'm not going to repeat that.
Ignore Shox Fire LMS, sir.
Gordo, sir.
No. No one should say that.
I really wish I heard it. No.
Maybe this one.
That's why we do these things.
That's why we test it.
Alright.
Alright, you can go back in there.
in where
My be the other one burrito
Burrito and
Rumpo are the two like
Oh speedo
Let's take me three different times.
burrito no that means gang burrito
good news there's no models in the
whitelist right now so okay so it's not
in
so it's not in
All right, there we go, but it's done, right?
Okay, push it for Sunday.
For Sunday meeting.
I'll say we try to get it in tomorrow if possible.
Give, uh, give the cops something to fuck around with.
You know what I mean?
Dude, you're gonna get banned.
You're done.
Banned.
What did I do?
Me?
Pissed too much.
know what you did. Pissed too hard. Went over the piss limit.
abuse tracker to keep that time to give them listening advice well I will say
we need to make it way more than what it is we need to make it like a lot you know
I mean and we need to make the van a lot too because I feel like it's like
What a thousand dollars that's very OP it should probably for the listening device be like I'd say thirty thousand dollars
10k no probably more than that because it's not one-time use I don't think
And should be one of those things were like if someone runs off with it you're pissed off
Just sitting in a van with a bunch of equipment there's great potential
Yeah, so the way it works doing is you put that wire on someone and then when you're in the van you can hear what they're saying and what's being said to them, but you have to remain in a certain area.
To be able to hear it and also people can frisk other people and it'll show up.
You know what I mean?
This match 360 is 1080.
Yeah.
So you might just hear your informant getting shot.
Yeah, it's really sick.
That doesn't move direct.
Talked to me down at Davis PD.
But we didn't want to, we wanted to wait to put it in.
You're wearing a wire?
You're wearing a wire right now?
All right, I'm gonna go and then tomorrow I'm gonna start the stream
actually tomorrow is going to be the
We're gonna do the storage worse tomorrow finally finally I just need to wake up and decorate them
But it's not gonna be as intense as
Decorating the other shit
I'm just gonna put some shit in there. One guy was like we have to just put a jet ski in one of them
A jet ski that you just don't even there's just no way to get it out. There's just a jet ski in there
You know I mean yeah, there's a car
Yes, I gotta wake up and do that
And then we'll do the we'll do the storage wars tomorrow, which I should probably announce do I have anything going on tomorrow
I don't think I do
Hey, and do you know if the orgas setup for that or doesn't need to be put in someone's
name Nope, it isn't okay.
I was planning on starting a character for that and then just having other people run
it and I kind of want people to live out of storage for a little bit and just have
be like a little kind of like a little trailer park.
Yeah, kind of funny.
They have heating.
California baby, you don't need it.
Good raid.
Yep.
And then I got to send those. Yeah, did anyone send you the prop props for storage or do I need to do that real quick before I go to bed because I can if needed.
Nope. Okay. I got it. I got it under control. I can do it real quick. I can just find some.
No big deal.
NBD.
Um, what do we raid?
What do we raid?
Here's some Polito guys.
Let's do a Polito raid.
Let's let's see if these guys are in. I'll be back tomorrow. More chase RP.
Chase RP number one.
Yes, this guy's playing a bounty.
I'm going to be really good at
this.
So that pinball stream buddy
it's probably going to be a
while before you get anything
that is an RP I'm going to be
real I'm very RP locked right
now.
Rip 55 streak fake fan fake
fan.
All right I'm just going to
send this right I'll talk to
you guys later.
Thank you.