oh my bad I'm stupid now that's gonna finish me
hey chat chat chat
do I go? I don't know what we're hoping for
damn it's hot
Damn it's hot in my head boy. Holy refresh bowl. It's good nigga. It's the best type of refresh bowl
Stop calling me boy. You got a game today nigga. I got a basketball game tomorrow
No chat. No chat. Not a lot. Miami got a, Miami, most cities got a, I say a, 15% hit rate.
Miami hit rate nigga. Miami hit rate like a 50% nigga. Straight geeks. Straight geeks everywhere I go.
everywhere everywhere
everywhere hey chat what's going on bro what's going on bro what's going on
bro what's going on bro yo was good Zanny was good boy was good John boy was
It's good sexy stuff, it's good zame, nighty frame,
it's good, it's good John Bam, it's good shiesty bitch,
it's good Max Keon Art, it's got basketball, IM trade,
it's got YB swag, love trumpet, it's got Yorkshire,
it's got shiesty, it's got fight, it's got fight,
What's up fight?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Well, the standard with the tank gets you.
Hey, look, Chad.
Chad, what's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Yo, son, say Mars.
Thank you for the sub.
What?
What's good, man? How you?
I'm hollering, bro.
I'm hollering.
Film me, though.
I'm hollering.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
You got your book today.
Okay.
Okay.
Have you read your own book?
Do you see how it came out?
Bro, I wrote this, bro.
Yes, bro.
There's some good thoughts, very thought out sentences in this book, you know?
Really?
So what's your favorite sentence, I'll say, bro?
Not yet.
Okay.
Okay.
No, no, no.
How's it going?
How's it going now?
You know?
There's been a lot of Norway fans asking about you.
What?
Yeah, for real.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
Someone had to go.
Who they screaming out for?
Who they screaming out for?
Who's people?
I don't think they say Holland.
I don't hear them.
Yo, I appreciate you guys putting this in the store.
We also put it in front of the England stuff, because the Ops, you know?
Yeah, we don't like England at all.
England would make it?
Yes.
Okay, so they don't completely hate them.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, they got it understand every England fan that come in the store you see me
This is about me today's about me
Wait for come on bro. Get your book here, bro. Are you supposed to get there?
Don't start till like two hours. Give me like a little more time. You know do we need to get you right? Yes? Yes?
Come on. Yes, please trick on me
Holland is a Nike athlete, right? Yes, I'm a Nike athlete. So you don't have to pay for anything
Oh
Grab what I like
Check out what anything
Let me ask my check. Oh, I'm feeling good though for sure. I just took a shit
So I like you know what I'm saying. I'm definitely ready for the game. You know I'm saying have my salmon this morning
I'm fully into it. I'm locked in
Only
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know one person on the English team. They're all terrible. Oh, I do actually know one person
I know one person
Yo, what's his name again, I'll they say I look like
We talk about me like I don't even care
Hey, hey, hey.
Ah!
No, this is actually fine. I'm not in the law.
I have parity. I need some slides.
I don't have no slides.
More vacation with no slides. That's what.
That's terrible. What size?
Um, uh, 10 and a half.
Like a 10 and a half? Okay.
Hey, Chad, I want anything else?
I might as well do a giveaway.
You said I can get anything I want.
But, you said I can get anything I want.
By the way, I believe this is for you.
Guys!
Damn!
Oh, shoot!
This is like a 60 pound weight.
Alright, let's see what's going on.
What am I supposed to do with you?
We want to treat the real Norway fans, the real Holly fans.
Okay.
So throughout your dance you're headed to the game.
Okay.
You see a Norway fan, you see a Holly fan.
I don't even know how to tell me to do that. I'm not gonna lie.
But I just need a pen though. I would need a pen.
Alright, alright.
In the meantime, let me get you to the bed if you see anything else you want to know.
Alright, I'm with you, bro.
Wait, where are you going?
Alright, bet.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, not ticket.
Thank you, sir.
By the way, guys, this is my security for the day.
What's your name, sir?
Chris.
Chris.
Alright.
Pre-safety, huh?
you take your seat
I'm a mini black
listen
I love
I do football
hall of hoops
yes
hall of hoops
surprisingly
he's also black
oh grab a gummy one
drop it right now
Uh, uh, no, I'm not looking for the game.
I'm not a come on bro.
I can't mess in my vocals up before it ends.
Here's your bro.
For you to sign for your fans.
Alright.
I got this too.
So what do you think of this?
Yes.
Good?
Yes.
Let me try it on my feet though.
Thank you.
We got some cryo shots too.
It's here.
Very comfy.
Thank you.
Fits perfectly.
Like a glove.
Yup.
All right, Rally.
Done.
Thank you.
All the house could probably be right here.
Good.
Good.
Hold on.
You said anything though, right?
Yeah.
We don't have a lot of time until your fans are waiting.
But where are you from?
The fans are out there.
Oh, sorry.
Move over.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
This is definitely the...
Try the wild one.
The wild one.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm, y'all don't want this, but I actually don't like it.
Well, I've definitely been in this store with it.
It's silky before.
Hmm, you can never go wrong with additional light.
Oh, these are tank tops.
You know what?
I have a small tank top in the white and black.
Alright, for sure.
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you, my good sir.
yes compression to you check y'all know how I feel y'all know how I feel they
already got black ones so we get the Navy like now only we're black and white
let me see if they got any like baggy shorts
I'm getting greedy bro we're losing the plot right now I'm pretty
You're free to get it free faster than you check.
Pretty fast, Doug.
Pretty fast, Doug.
No, I can't pull.
I don't need more stuff.
You need anything?
Not for real.
Just don't sing.
So are we good?
Straight on our own.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I think Matthew's just picking out some more stuff.
Yeah, yeah, one more parachute.
We're waiting for Max.
Who's Max?
I mean, Colin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, I don't know man. But uh hey, could you go check the back for those for those tanks?
Yeah, yeah, yeah cuz I think you thank you. Haha. Thank you
Anything
Bro, you don't got horses, you don't eat anything.
Good, I know what, I'm gonna just slide in the cart
if I see something on the side.
All right, all right, all right, all right, he's back.
I'm hollering.
All right, let me tell him, let me tell him he's good.
But,
it's right here in the hood, though.
Got some fans in the morning,
they're all around.
What's up, man?
It's an honor, bro, for you to even want to read my book.
Yes.
Who's your favorite team?
Team Argentina.
Argentina.
You expect me to sign this book, sir?
So that.
Guys, what do we think about that?
I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about Argentina.
I love you.
I love you too, bro.
That's what matters, bro.
Love carries this world.
Ready?
Thank you, sir.
Got you, got you.
They say, if reconsider what you support.
Yes.
All right?
I love you.
Love you too, bro.
Oh, can I have my pen back?
Thank you.
All right.
All right, buddy.
Yeah, come on.
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
I'm doing myself, buddy.
You good?
Come on, brother.
Let me sign my book, bro.
All right.
What the hell, bro?
Wait, y'all watch the, y'all watch the feature?
Y'all tap that?
Is she a 30 year? Is she a 30 year?
Oh, yeah, yeah, girl.
You like, you like, um...
England, England.
Yeah, yeah.
I can assign that book, bro.
Twinkle.
Are you crazy?
Twinkle, come on, twinkle!
You like England, bro?
You know what's gonna happen today, right?
I like my city, though.
Yeah, I like my city.
I like my city.
How can you support England, bro?
I am Norwegian.
I'm 100% Norwegian.
No, I'm 100% Norwegian.
I'm a holler.
Are you one of them or a duplicate?
No, look at my neck, bro.
I'm a sign that you're broke.
I can't get you to know not like that though.
I knew it.
What do you want?
You want my...
I can't get you off this one, bro.
I wish we knew.
I actually like tapping.
That's what I said.
Yeah, come on, bro.
Let's go, bro.
Let's take this quick. Come on. I got you. I think you're looking at protection. Most definitely
POV string pick
Hey
You might you might want to take that off by the end of what's called up. It's close to you
I don't know. I never heard of that before but hey you ever made them songs bro. I think I did one, bro
Hey, oh me that guy
Thank you for thank you. I know what your service you're doing sir people don't appreciate enough man. Thank you
You now like nobody such as you talk anyway though. I mean shoot
I
Still get my stuff like I'm not just walking around right now. I give my own books like I gotta give off more my books like
Like that's what I'm trying to know. That's what I'm trying to know
That's what I'm trying to know
Keep it a photo. I think at the game. Well, I'm gonna let you in
We let us have a tripod
We definitely not getting there with a bag
heavy add books because little do you know that's a god damn weapon bella hand you scored a goal what
Real shit them is like bricks can't bring that in no way
On the house that's a night. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Are you ready for the game now?
That's a buddy. Oh, I'm right in. Yes, Patrick. I'm going right. I'll score three goals today. You could take my contract
okay yes hey you guys have a new part I'm signed tell me if you don't score
three goals today okay I appreciate you I appreciate you come make your
flower can I get a picture with Holland before you go of course
Stimpy?
Hold on.
Let's give it.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, nice to meet you too.
Have fun out there.
There you go.
Nothing less.
Nothing less.
Let me know what time it is.
Good.
How you doing?
Good.
Thank you.
What's up?
Good.
Good.
I'm gonna sit.
Can I show you this up?
Yeah.
Do you guys want a copy of Hollins book I mean the men is right here
Make sure you put that book to use but I know people just you put it books up on itself for decoration
You know, you really gotta read that you know sign a book of course
Oh, look what you got.
Six more.
Yeah.
Okay.
Three stated.
I'll make no trip there for this one.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Alright bro, we'll see ya.
I'll be back, I promise.
You're the best.
Thank you so much.
Here we go.
You support Norway?
Absolutely.
You support Norway?
You support Norway?
Absolutely.
You support me?
I support you.
From the side.
Oh, please do.
Let's go.
Okay, where do you want to sit?
Am I there?
Oh, gorgeous.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
No, I appreciate it more.
Take it easy, guys.
Good luck today.
Thank you.
You all have a good day.
Thank you, guys.
Excuse me, can I see some of those books?
I'm giving it out to people that didn't even know they needed it.
Yeah, very easy to eat.
Colombia for Norway.
Norway only. Norway only.
Yeah, I was missing it. Thank you, bro. Thank you very much.
What are you from, bro?
I'm from Spain.
I'm from Spain, yeah.
Don't tell me you support that.
Yeah.
Spain?
You mean La Malga?
La Malga.
Where you gonna win?
I'm gonna call for you guys.
Are you guys married?
Can I have you guys go?
It's our anniversary right here.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is from Hollis.
To you guys.
Hollis, not much.
Give it up, I'm from Australia, I'm in shock right now, I can't believe I'm meeting Harlan in real life.
Are you going to score a goal tonight?
I'm scoring three.
Three? Patrick?
Yeah.
Are you going to score? You're going to shout me out.
What's your name?
T.T.
T.T. T.T.
No, I'm not T.T.
I don't even know how to say sorry.
It's T.T. That's my nickname.
T.T.
T.T. T.T.
T.T.
Hey, Chate, keep going.
Y'all see my hair?
Y'all, like, we on a whole new level.
Because I see a book.
It's too much pain in Miami for me to not be fishing this out right now, girl.
I'm not gonna lie, though.
I'm just kidding.
There's surveillance right now, girl.
yeah right now for actually I don't know I don't know
I appreciate it bro. I appreciate it so much.
Hey, cherish that book.
Shout out to the book. Shout out to the book baby.
Shout out to the book baby.
Yeah, we out here, you know.
We gonna roll you out here.
Yes, dude.
Alright, bro.
Damn, first on line, the line.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm like a liar
And it's always trying to hunt me down
But you need to walk by, bro
I can't get by, bro
We gotta get the baddies the books
That's the goal, man
We're like, come on, bro
Oh, fuck
Fucking keep talking
Meh
Meh
Meh
This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous!
Yeah, yeah, are we going to the game now?
Alright, shall we have another van?
We're going to the game, bitch!
Are we going to the game, bitch?
They're going to challenge some straight geeks, like...
Slow
Me
Damn she did walk by I gotta give her the book she look like she she know I'm scoring seven goals today man
We got a laptop
Hey guys
Scamming in the background. Hey guys, we portable with it. Listen. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Go ahead
There's a little bit of a drive, you know
We about to see if we can take the Macbook desktop logo. I think it does work. My boy Luca just got to hook it up
You just got to hook it up real quick. Check
I got bankroll. No free shoulder buying, getting paid, and I can't go. I'll swipe, stepping
my dick, dropping her waist low. Thank you. Thank you. W. Luke. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Hey guys, look, bro. I'm gonna be honest with you. I got to that England
No, no way. Let me know you a real feet fan. If you don't know nothing about football
I'm gonna take you to check because I'm a real connoisseur now. I'm not even lying
Well, I'm on for you page. All I get now is football. I get football and baby glitch clips. I'm not even trolling
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see
Okay, wait, okay, wait Jay-Z
Hold y'all look
ass, but I'm not gonna hate on Usa cuz that is technically where we live guys
Damn not for you page cook
Bro, I can't load nothing more bro. Come on. I don't got no more data package. It's like yo, I don't shot support
All right, there we go
Okay, it was one football clip, but bro. I promise you bro. I was watching Madlam me and more yesterday, bro
I'm not like he like the black boy max of football. I'm not gonna or like Kyrie Irvin, whatever you want either work
And name are name are used to be mad cold. I don't know what happened to bro. I'm not gonna. He was mad cold
I don't know what happened. I'm not gonna. I know he old now. So
But yeah, I was watching all type of random stuff. I'm gonna keep it a buck. It's a kind of like
She kind of let's act
Let me see what y'all saying injuries Larpard name or the Kyrie of football. All right, so what's you mean Lamont and bro?
You just look up soccer facts before you go live
You stupid as hell, bro. Y'all not gonna lie guys
All of y'all saying this that I was supporting Holland before the FIFA even started bro
Lie, you're no lie. Lie. You're no lie. Can I get a liar? No lie in the check?
So it's like bro relax with all that. We're good bro niggas do not be a cock-hopping
You don't do that knock on off. We don't do that
we don't do that bro if he was there he was dear your alert can't name five
norwifens anyways Ronnie waited a game chat it's a little distance yo not Ricky
thing for so cap a doom let me am all like SGA or ant at words damn I thought
he would like Kobe or some shit they be training him like Kobe they be training
him like brawny honestly I saw a whole highlight yesterday the game is scored
bro let me am all almost scores what we can almost score highlights I don't care
but I will say though let me am all he definitely got my type of energy swag
like how many my type of died to though well I really like these footballers you
know I don't like them and Bob a I don't care I don't like and Bob a he's nice
obviously very talented but bro he just a troll bro it's not about him like he
just some about him bother me bro I don't care bro I'm sorry bro bother me
bro not gonna lie not gonna lie bro you bother me yeah bother me and then the
uh who the guy that is on England that they say I look like that I keep fuck
I keep forgetting his name nigga said I'm racist how does that make me racist
too competitive no no such thing as too competitive it's just mbappe like oh he
just chopped bro and remind me uh who's the guy on Brazil
Oh, damn, bro, I actually forget any names, bro.
The guy in Brazil with the big-ass T,
bro, he gets mad as fuck.
He had Joe Bellingham.
Oh, yeah, Vinny, Vinny Jr.
Yes, Vinny Jr.
Gets me mad, bro.
Him and Bobbler, bro, get me mad as hell.
I hope we see France in the World Cup,
because I'm not going to lie, bro.
We got to put that belt on France.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Because y'all thought y'all was nice beating us.
I didn't even play.
You thought you was nice beating us.
I didn't even play, bitch.
So what could that possibly mean?
You a hater, you a hater, you a hater.
How can you speak on MBobby looking?
Not hollering, cause do you see me?
Excuse me, fuck.
No, like for real, for real.
Like don't even play with me like that, bro.
Finna get crunk, eyebrows on fleek.
Now fuck, fuck is you talking about?
I got my own book.
You can't fuck with me, bro.
Do you want this? Yes or no? I'll sign it. I'll send it.
You're so cute. Hey, thank you, bro.
Max for class president. You know what time it is, bro.
You know what thing, you know it.
Name five Norway players like,
Yo, why do y'all be acting like I'm a casual, bro?
That shit is annoying, man.
Do you really want me to do that?
Okay, man. Fuck, Nilem.
We got Tangvik. We got Selvic.
We got azer, we got ostegard, we got langus, we got thursby, not for real.
What is he talking about?
Name five Brazil players.
Um, nah, I can't do that.
I'm not gonna lie.
What is that talking about, bro?
Talking about lark.
I guess, I guess, I guess, y'all magic swat me.
We so nice at this chat.
We desktop mobile, bro.
Mobile bro we desktop mobile see the mobile desktop, bro. Let me know bro
Wait, they saying it's laggy
Chas a laggy is it laggy or can y'all hear me is it laggy or can y'all hear me?
Good now, let's go let's go
Okay, yeah, bro. Yeah, we could do anything in it. We could do anything in it. Black screen.
Oh, no, we can't do anything. No, we can't do anything. It's so magic to put this cam on screen.
We'll just use this cam and like, we can use this cam and then just scream your desktop.
Ah
Magic you hear me. Did you hear what Luca just said?
LARPING LEGEND. No, that's Jason the ween, bro
By the way speaking of my boy weenie. We finna link up with bruh today chat
I think we finna link up with bruh. We finna link up with bruh. Should we link up with who deenie where weenie who ween deenie
Ween deenie ween deenie
link weenie
I didn't get to hang out no books to the fun shit. Oh, what's the point?
What's the point?
Bro, and it was really I'm not gonna walk
I mean like no, you can't get a superman, baby. I'm not one of the World Cup you're not getting something
I'm sorry
No, it's not happening. I know I know what you in it for
I
Shatman on Jack. Can y'all see me or is it still lagging? It's got some of y'all say it's lagging
I am me such an interest in places like vacation like you come in here. So you probably gonna find your wife
And then she gonna go to Vendone
Now you're gonna lose your wife
But shit at least it was funny you make me warm and you're on a beach
Real shit though. That's why I stay away from this place. It's dark. I had some serious heartbreak down here Jack serious
It's serious, bro
My under two mom and they say I know they dare but they I'm linking with Jason. I don't think I'm looking with her
I don't know what they're doing. I'm keep it a buck
What's up with you don't look like holler and you look like noosa
I
Yo vikers, thank you, bro. Don't do a max illy to four. Yeah, you fall in love with anybody shorty. Don't call me shorty
I'm a grown-ass man
I'm a grown-ass man with the edges lady like yeah, so what?
Fuck is you talking about?
Shag I do gotta post I'm live so put some pink
Not to touch these.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
I'm in there bare with my mom.
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shmerk!
What's the face hollering me in?
This shit you mean my jaw looks on his head.
Chow I'm not having this face no more remind me not to hit this face
What the fuck bro? Why does my jaw look so wrong?
Fuck I hate camera dimensions so annoying
Frustrating
Max what happened to the vlog that was supposed to drop in a jubilee video. Haha. What jubilee vid?
You doing no fucking jubilee vid? I don't know what you talking about
Hope hope you ready to get a heartbreak today England gonna whoop your ass y'all don't jim
I genuinely believe that.
Weak ass wires, get some pods, niggas be hating on anything, bro.
I can't wear wires.
Damn, bitch, what if I was broke?
Damn, bitch!
Like, yo, I'd be losing my, I've lost at least 12 pairs of airpods in my life.
What a nigga like you do say would do is go cop some more airpods.
No, I'm gonna stick with my wires, we gonna roll around, and we gonna be all right.
The quality might not be as good as decent enough
Now you a bad bitch word to me why you're better low-key you were millionaire said who
said who now shit
Ten thousand there and they like come on bro. Yo chat. Don't believe what's on the internet
This why I need y'all to donate more subs and donate more donations game
Cuz holy smoke bro. I'm wearing why you're like bro. Come on check bro. Come on, bro. Please get me bro. I'm not having it
come on bro please bro please you want to find world cup games and I'm a bigger
fan than half half of y'all half of y'all fake FIFA fans y'all only like soccer
because it's World Cup this season you've never watched this shit before
you're a goofy ass bitch if you streamed more maybe says a nigga with a
fucking year-long subs stop talking to me then support Norway for one year lie
cuz you're a modern black boy max chat so how the fuck do you have time to do
anything besides that we real fans Max when is the BBL coming you in Miami so
like you going to dr. Miami no no I'm not I don't need no bitch you see what
I'm packing back your own you know fucking dr. Miami nigga I bitch I am
doctor my name. Fuck, I don't like your attitude right now. What about it? You
don't change it? Come and change it? You can. Max Mbappe, Benny and Billy
Bellingham play together? No they don't. Mbappe's on France, Benny on Brazil,
Bellingham on England. You talking about the non-world cup team? What's the name
of their team? Unreal Madrid? Their ass. All of them are fucking trash. It's so funny
that they play together cuz I literally had a feeling bro like I like I'm a
feeling about all of them I don't like low maturity I don't like that team at
all who does Holland play from Manchester City right yeah that's why I
like that's my favorite that's why I like I'm gonna fuck about real fucking
Madrid they're trash and terrible garbage now I'm World Cup team
Michael Olyse and Bombay oh I like Olyse I'm not gonna lie it's like you he cool
Like he looked like me too, but besides that though. No, I'm good. At least they cool though. He cool
Who won last season in the champions league your mother?
Your mother's a champion that's all I gotta say girls. I'm trying to test my knowledge. I obviously know this shit
Say that was good. At least I autistic like you. I don't know. What about you?
What about me make you think I'm autistic?
Okay, bitch, stop fucking playing with me.
How many goals the Hound is going to 2022-2023 season?
Enough for you to be running my hip on a Twitch stream right now.
Bitch!
Fuck is you talking about, bro?
You're not Alex-
What's that nigga named?
Who holds jeopardy?
You're not Alex Conway?
Bro, nobody's trying to hear your mouth!
Be quiet, and chat.
I was never good at trivia in school.
You artistic.
No, I'm neurodivergent.
It's not the same.
Met you at the America Aero line and was it life-changing experience?
Let me know, was it a life-changing?
Was it life-changing?
Alex Trebek!
Damn!
I knew that, bro!
I knew that, bro!
I knew that!
Now listen, I'm getting a word that Vivian and Bob here, thank you, I'm getting some
right on here!
We all team likey!
That's beautiful!
But you know them family members and cousins that you don't really fuck with what you got at like you do them bop a bitty get out hollered way
I kissed my enemies
They excited to see you on streamer you chat are y'all excited for streamer you bro
yo listen y'all think I'm playing I'm getting my shit bus down I don't know
if I'm gonna do a day one day two day three I don't know I don't know I don't
know yet case in that tell me which day is the prom or whatever home come in
like I make sure I'm looking crispy for the family is what I peached it on a
stream of your campus holy smoke word joke doesn't do hair by the way stop
lying well I know he wanted to do my hair then why did he agree stop lying
wardrobe don't do hair I thought that was his whole shit I should have figured
that he's fucking bulls I thought he'd do here wardrobe you try and crack what
the fuck bro we didn't even meet yet
bro that's crazy bro I'm not gonna lie that shit just threw me on tight that
just threw me on tight holy shit wait he's 17
I didn't know that bro I'm not gonna lie that's not how it works bro like I said we homies my name we homies game I thought you'd get here
love you bro one love it's one love it's one love it's one love y'all weird as hell
It's not calling me weird and wrong. It's not sparing question marks, nigga. You got more diss tracks to make. It's not playing me, nigga.
You got more diss tracks to make, nigga?
Boy, you not raising kings? What do that mean? You thought that joke was funny, bro?
You was cooking that up for five minutes. I ain't see you typing five minutes, bro. That weak ass joke.
Make sure you wear deodorant. We know what happened in 2024. You're a...
Oh my god, I'm gonna say that word.
Let me chill, let me chill, let me chill.
Blackboy Holland is diva, I hate your hair.
Bitch stop playing, you know you don't aim higher than me.
Fuck it, you talkin' about it.
This is actually the bestest blonde wiggas look.
I will tell you how though, as soon as Norway loses,
they aim 10 players on your team.
Bro, bro, what are you?
All right, man, like do he not know?
Obviously, all right, bro, anyway.
Michael Thorsby, bird, I know Burjie, I know Oda guard.
I know Austin Durst, I know Thorsby,
I know Schleller word, I know Bob, I know Hoggy, I know Solace, obviously Holland, I know fucking Otis Gardeninga, that's enough nigga, that's 10, nigga, fuck is you talking about?
I literally got chat open, bro, I got chat open, bro. No, y'all gotta be tight, I'm not talking about it, I'm not talking about it.
silent treatment look not talking to y'all ain't that's a cloudy as day bro you
know what that means it's Viking season I'm gonna make it thunder in this mode
listen to Doug Srema you this oh yeah I'm gonna talk about it but I wanted to do
a live fake reaction act like I ain't heard that wow that shit Doug not
cracking nobody months talking about if you see me with a wig you're gonna try to
Hey, if I was gay, you wouldn't even be the gay man on that line.
You wouldn't be my type, all ass, hug-ass, and I could fucking shoot you talking about it.
Bro, that shit got me tight, bro. Stop playing me, nigga.
That shit threw me off, bro. No, it was not my vibe, bro.
You're not my vibe, but I'll tell you this, though.
He was wild and shit. I don't know if y'all saw him do this.
He was talking crazy, bro, like, talking about it.
They're my culture to wear on the head.
You know, I'm a grown-ass man. I'm a handsome-ass man.
Bitch, I'm a... I'm a... I'm... I'm... I'm...
I like women, now let's get that straight, not cracking nothing, boy.
Max want a big muscular dude, no the fuck I don't, I don't want no dudes, I like ladies.
Stay away from me, but just because I want wardrobe to do my hair,
what does that matter? I thought he was a hairstylist. Y'all are weird because y'all set me up.
Y'all told me wardrobe do hair, so I thought wardrobe does hair.
now I don't know what he does what though this wardrobe do I don't know it's
okay it's one love I accept all type of people here that he's mold whatever you
got the one I don't care it's not my business
nigga said stop mentioning him girl why do you get you mad
Hey, girl, how you going to fuck?
Let's not talk about him.
OK, that's green boyfriend.
Drop it, this on Dove.
I'm not making those mitts on retirement.
Man, it's still three.
It was the last time.
I'm not doing no this.
I'm not doing no this.
I want none of you to come out of line.
I don't care.
Let's shout out to them, though.
Shout out to them.
Niggas said pussy.
I just know I'm not making my music content. It's not content. It's not content. I don't look at it like that
My music is not content
Yo magic does it work?
It's on desktop
I
Check can y'all see the desktop do y'all see
Wait, ain't this the love live girl
Hold on do
do
Do
Oh
Bro, this thing is not playing fair, bro. They said he can't see me, bro
Now I'm a foot. Yeah, I can see me bro
This web can't work. I'm gonna just use this
Yeah, I see me bro. Yeah, I see me bro
What do you mean do a cookout in Miami?
Bitch, no one has cookouts in Miami, bruh.
That's some North Carolina shit, nigga.
Or fuckin' Maryland.
You don't do cookouts in Miami.
You go to Miami and go to BootieTrap and then don't.
So now I'm tight.
Now it's getting mad.
Yo, dude, look, bruh, how is you already
hitting up the students in shit, bruh?
You're a professor.
There's gotta be some violation of code.
It's cool you doing this shit with India, love.
Okay, y'all with both professors.
Mwah, mwah, mwah, kissy, kissy time.
You is not stealing the students, gang.
What type of shit is that?
I remember back in like middle school, bro
Like this one teacher used to hit on all the girls, bro. She was weird as fuck. I'm not gonna lie. Anyways, though
Let's check this shit out
I got I gotta look at this real quick. Ah, fuck
Yeah, here we go showing his highlights
Ain't nobody's I'm not trying to see this. I'm trying to see I'm trying to see if he like was that really that is that really the girl
Yes, it is. I know it, bro
Duke, relax bro.
I don't want to.
This man's pretty good.
Really, this man's good, bro.
You're a loser watching this. Do you mean that?
Do you mean that?
Alright, cool, cool, cool.
Hold on, Duke. Wait, Duke might've got nerf.
Chai, I'm not gonna lie. Duke either got nerf
or
shit. He just leveled up.
I don't know. You never really know with girls
cause it's two ways it could go.
I'm telling you this, bro.
real shit I put on a hundred pounds do put on a hundred pounds he ain't good
that bad fuck out of here
grown man wait like yeah stop playing stop playing like that's how you
me tight bro show her I know it I know it I know it I know it bro like it's
just like do let me make sure I'm not tweaking bro what's her name again a
little live I can't remember yes her yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sound effect
magic oh we didn't even get on campus game you doing link ups bro it's cool
chat like I don't even care cuz I told you I'm not talking to no girls on
campus I'm getting on campus and I'm just I'm playing on a basketball team
and go to my classes Kai I'm gonna be best student I'm gonna be class
president
All right, anyway, all right. Yeah, I said dub this track
Yeah
It's at a restaurant
Talking about a wardrobe, bro, I don't like the fact that you lied to me nigga. I thought you did here
You see my shit. Yeah, she could have done a little better
But
You know me but I thought you did here game
What you want to do my hair for them? How do you know?
My nigga now a brother
We don't have a convoy on campus, but we don't have a common campus from you my nigga, bro
That that nigga that nigga that nigga you tell me we don't have a convoy, bro
We got to have a we got to have a convoy for sure
Do stop doing this shit, bro. All right, let's check out he distract Doug distract
Wardrobe funny Mike said you named after a closet. He said that about words. Oh, that's fucked up
Damn rod this DDG made another one
Dubb s you top up here we go
Hold on Doug let the beat drop first
Damn nigga you just started rapping this shit bruh fuck
Ball ass nigga, ball ass beanie wound ass nigga what kinda you say?
How you ball then you still wear duag stupid ass, hot ass, luops pops ass nigga
Fuck
When I first met Rene he was dizzy like a chick, that ain't fact no, like don't hate
the play of hate the game, like yo Rene, you're cool bruh.
Am I on the bottom right or top right my bad? Let me move around pinned yo guys
Y'all know I only have one MacBook screen talking about some pinned damn, bro
You think I got a three monitor setup on a bus?
Bro, I do hair. What is you talking about? Hold on my nigga. Yo play some play that intense music magic, bro
I'm a
Hey, buddy
Hey, buddy
Hold on now. Why is that shit in quotations?
Hold on Blackboy Max and Romp Norway England ranting about Rome Madrid hyping streamer you and battling laggy stream
Thanks, Dan Clancy. I'll smash the shit out you
Why are you putting this last part making me look like a crumb?
Anyways, yo wardrobe, bro. Hey, if you do here, we locked in bro. We locked in. We're from the lock it in
Uh, send me your number on IG. Let's get it
Rock it in, bro. Anyways, anyways, let's get back to what he's doing.
Last year was a phase now we core this bitch. Okay, okay. Hey, I've been wearing this
Cormoran jersey for seven years straight. Dab, you might negate like, bruh,
Fuck with you, bro. We could that be cool on campus on some you 40. I'm 23
Let's just bully the refreshments and shit still that lunch money. We could be on that bro
But like gang you got chill, bro
You got it. So don't wear it. Don't bring this shit to streamer you
I live with Savannah, I'm LeBron, jumping like a bitch
I'm only saying this once, one warning, that's it
I'll catch you in a week, and I'll get drunk, you give me a hit, bye
Is that it, right?
Come and try to take this ass, watch what happens
Fuck is you talking about?
I'm not playing no means.
Anyways, listen, Chad.
Let's say I like this.
I'm gonna keep it a bug, man.
Dub, I'm not feeling this one.
This is a threat.
This is actually sexual harassment.
Dean, come get him!
This is harassment.
How is nobody taking it serious?
Bro, this nigga just said,
if he catch me with a wig, he gettin' it.
I'm gettin' it, hey?
well what mr. Dean mr. Dean mr. Dean no for real though why is no one paying
attention for this you wearing a wig right now he ain't a double's right
next to me name not doing shit though back your ass up I don't know bro chat
I feel like this is crazy this is crazy you just threaten me my life and my
safety bro he needs detention first day I don't give a fuck don't his older
ass nigga detention bro chat he gave us two lines two people
I'm only saying this once one morning that's it
catch you wearing a wig and I get drunk you getting hit
Max if I catch you wearing a wig, and I'm drunk you're getting hit.
What?
This nigga dropped the beat, just hear that.
This was the punchline of this song.
You like men.
And there's nothing wrong with that, there's one love.
But like, bro.
Devin, what are you talking about, bro?
You got a whole ass baby, bro.
How will WuWa feel about this?
Holy shit.
chat this nigga really dropped a beat for this shit
ah, how's that fuck?
fuck, I look like big
um, what the fuck do I look like big bitch?
nigga, I sent it to your owner
fuck, y'all in the fucking comments, you stupid pussy ass bitch
this nigga started beefing with chat and made songs?
oh my gosh bro
this nigga title say top up
bro, he's 39 bro
top up
not for real for real bro
Bro, your top up is erectile dysfunction game. You've grown as fuck, but I don't like no, but we're not
Bro you rap for one minute dub you better get back in that booth and start saying some more lyrics
You're not doing that outro for the remaining 40 seconds. I know he's not doing this, bro
I can't take bro serious. I can't take bro serious, bro. He's not real
Hey dog, I already know you from the be trying be on what do corn bro save it for the next nigga, bro
saving for the next nigga game. I better not see you hitting on those students
nothing game. You got a family at home. You got a family at home. And students
ladies if I see any of y'all flirting with Doug, I'm not gonna lie you need
disciplinary action. That's blasphemy. Next, what are we watching next Jack?
desktop on the go
Y'all want to do links or keep reacting to shit
I know y'all said there's a funny Mike this
Hey, bro, as long as nobody dissing me look is no problem. Even if they did Disney
I really don't give a fuck
but
Like cuz bro, I see you on campus. I'm gonna give you a wedgie. Yes, you're gonna get wedgie by making a 30 inch bus now
That's embarrassing
So at the end of the day, we just working, bro
If I may be locked in bro, we got our priority straight.
All right, send me links real quick.
Then we gon' get to distance, send me links.
Send me links, send me links, send me links, send me links.
Send me links, send me links.
We really ballin'.
Debating football knowledge and reacting to a stream
where you distract.
Hey, how about this stream summary?
I don't like you, I want you goin',
I want you goin', I want you goin',
I don't like Dan Clancy, I don't like Dan Clancy,
I don't like Dan Clancy, I don't like Dan Clancy.
I'm trolling.
Damn chill bro, you my bro.
Damn chill, I'm playing, boy.
Ha ha ha, dude, dude, I was just testing the system, bro.
President Max, you got to do this.
All right, let me see this.
Shaq, I'm locking on to presidential.
We got to win that shit.
wardrobe winter officially joins the race.
Hey, you got my vote, let me see that.
Hey, y'all, my name is Bort, I'm running for
University president two men's on campus free walk-out free food and
twerk battle on campus both of me I fuck with this nigga hey if it's not me
winning it I vote for you wardrobe awesome awesome awesome awesome cool
shit you coming awesome cool shit awesome cool shit dog cool make sure it's
cool peep
NBA young boy just dropped the diss track on future all Atlanta what?
What?
All right
What's going on with the world so much negativity like let's be positive
What is that again stop the violence stop the violence bro. What happened to that?
happened to that
I want time to daydance, I want to pull up in this gas, gas, pull up real fast
Look, truth ain't half for me and the day, no less custom mentions
Fuckin' gang, you gon' catch me, no I'm for free
Put that collet free band and bitch, fuck you, fuck me, what do you, how's that fuck?
See, bitch, fuck, fuck, I run back and you pay, I'm a flushin' bitch
I won't go beggars, who does? I wanna go hit at the hip
I wanna go meet me, pizza won't try to go beat some bitch
I'm fallin' in the door on the sliding day, I pull up the floor, I pull up the closet
I ain't burnin' hands on me, I got a head in the game, I got a head in the shit, lookin' like it's a bridge
I look like I just did a hit man
I look like I just saw a break
Why I look like I just did a leak
Business man, cause I just fucked his pizza
Wait, not gonna be messy, you talking about future?
Why be hit future, huh?
Now look, I don't want to speak too much, good shit
There's a high chance one of these niggas gonna hit one of my books
For sure, but at the end of the day
You know, life is life, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm not going to talk too much.
I'm going to stand in the middle of this one, for sure.
Niggas just said W-L-O.
Yo, Chay, I'm not going to lie.
W-L-O-T's is W everybody.
Niggas, fuck you, what you talking about?
And you think you know shit, you don't know shit.
I mean it's what you talking about
By the hair mud, I got a soccer game in like two hours
How y'all feel about this? I'm gonna be honest, like you a bitch. Let's just get that out of the way.
Two, I mean bro, like, you feel me like I really don't know the context so I can't know how I feel
about this. I don't understand what he's saying in parts of this either. I'm not gonna lie,
But shit, I'm here for the negativity to be honest, bro. Fuck it, bro
Shit, if we're not gonna hear the world we might as well let this bitch burn
Let's do it next next link keep on coming
Pete
Funny Mike, I'm gonna get the funny Mike this I got you
What?
What the fuck?
He retarded and he got a whole retarded f***ing fanfake, especially autistic children
on Earth.
That's not nice.
I already told you, I've seen this before.
This is not nice.
That's not a nice thing to say.
At all, bro.
Not gonna lie.
That's not nice at all.
I shouldn't be saying these things.
This got him in trouble.
Why would y'all clip this weird shit and out of context put two things that were not together together that is weird as hell bro
delete that shit get back for us P Mexico we gave it everything
this I am getting back from Mexico
I'm giving no fuck hey listen I'm gonna be back in LA I love them Taco Truck
thanks for my shit pipe on hot niggas cilantro sauce extra onion
peep
BAM out of bio and Tyler hero poorly got into a fight boss Vegas hotel BAM press Tyler hero
Over league BMs talk trash after he left the Miami heat
I thought I was talking to me a brown. Let's I got a video of these niggas scrapping on the fuck and port in T
amigo
You're not capable of it this anymore. LA changed you
It's not gonna happen. I already told you about music is not not making stream content by music. No
He's stealing your swag
Keep your peace Shiloh
Okay, and Aliya I see I see you he understand he understand I'm not a lot of both. I'm gonna keep it fully a book
Like yeah, yeah, you know I see the vision
I feel like the the finger close could have been better. It doesn't look too natural
I think a little more natural like fly not popping right. I give the wig from at from a wig connoisseur. I
Have got my shit
Laced like what ten times now
I
Post that you're live. Okay tic-tac
See tic-tac tic-tac
I
Can y'all hear?
No bro, I ain't say you be the one bitch I collab with.
I did not say that.
Oh they said laptop overheating.
Chat, can y'all hear?
Can y'all hear?
Can y'all hear?
Close some tabs, PC slow as fuck.
Alright bro.
Y'all acting like I'm broke bro.
Chill with that shit chat.
Like alright bro, it's a little laggy bro.
Can y'all hear?
Can y'all hear?
Yo wardrobe bro, I did not say I'm not linking no girls and then say you're not.
you'd be the one bitch I collab with. I'm not linking no girls, but I let Wardrobe do my hair,
but there wasn't, the two things don't go hand in hand, bro. Don't think you to replace me for
the girls, Wardrobe. And then he saw me was like, well Wardrobe, that's the only bitch I'm gonna
collab with. Then he asked me was like, he went on stream, he said, do you do here? And some of
I was like do what you do here everybody was like yes, no, and then why not do here
Just came in my chat and lied to me bro
wardrobe
That's crazy
Now I feel betrayed. I'm not gonna lie, but I feel betrayed like I'm all fucking bro when I'm there
So I'm out which I mean back alive. This literally who I'm looking for in most to collabing who was we collabing more with?
No awesome real shit chat
no, fuck
Marty to hotty, hey slow down
Negative said Voldemort. Yeah, I don't want y'all to get your expectations up that shit is not happening
I'm telling y'all right now. Most I might get is a shit. We in the same
cafeteria fuck is you talking about not having it bro I'm just telling you so
you don't get like mad or nothing cuz at wardrobe bro you better learn how to do
that shit and you was not you not retwisting your way into some of your
me like hell no boy stop playing with me wardrobe he's trying to ignore it
yo chat that phone call that happened on stream yesterday is none of our
business and I don't have nothing going on chat I don't have nothing going on
next link tell Jason
What the fuck? Get off my fucking shit.
Don't ever send me no bullshit like that. That has to go with it.
Fuck.
I
Long as intro bro, you should have been drop this shit
Okay, come on.
Got it.
Eddie Wardrobe, don't dance to my shit either.
They said it's black.
No, we just cut out life right.
Did you turn it off?
This is the backup.
It's going off of your phone right now.
cut out live ride did you did you turn it off this is the backup it's going off
here on the run out and the service is just gonna get worse as we get to the
why is it connected to the backpack so we would need to choose okay cool let's
switch back to the bag cuz I'm black wait check I can see yeah this open we
are here hey child what's going on what's going on oh that arena looks
legs wait this is like the best one cup arena right chat but I'm getting a call
let's go brahm lies bro what are you talking about
Chad.
Bro, your hairline is three inches too long, bro.
That shit is fucked up.
They are fucking you up.
And you're a ginger, bro.
So it's like you, I don't even know how they can spray your shit, man.
They don't make ginger hair, hair up.
Oh, oh, this thing got a whole head wig.
Hey, now that shit crispy though, bro.
All right though, bro.
I'm gonna hit you though.
I gotta get back on stream and shit.
Alright bro.
Kite.
Nick had called me to show off his hair, not chat.
That shit low key throws me off though.
Why did he just...
Well no it's a wig.
So that makes sense.
W Screech.
That's not Screech bro.
That's not Screech.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Eeeeeee.
Hey lemme call Winnie Boy.
Is he live?
Winnie Boy.
Winnie Boy.
Greeny boy
That's hoppin' the booth. Yo, y'all still sending me links. I'm not on the desktop. Y'all clearly see I'm on the camera, bro
Why are you sending links? Hold on. Who know my
you
you
you