you
You
We don't have a house right now, um, so
Yeah, bro now shit been a little tricky, bro. Um, I don't know what day I'm hoping that I could get a house by like August 3rd
Cuz I have been looking at houses, but guys this shit is way more complicated than meets the eye
It's way more complicated. You about to be a homeless diva like why do you have to say that that is so weird
Like what is wrong with you Prince when you drop a thong song that shit been dropped
I think you're trolling me, but diva drop Friday. I'm very excited for y'all to hear that shit tomorrow night tomorrow night
music video Friday day. Sincerely, Nicole, thank you for that, son! Now, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
in the meantime, though, yes, some wars will still be happening. It just won't be happening this Sunday,
because, like I said, I have no home. Who is going to let me move in? When I ask y'all who's going to let me move in, y'all ain't take me seriously.
I'll ask y'all who's gonna let me move in, and y'all ain't take me seriously. So, who's for this?
I'll ask y'all who's gonna let me move in, and y'all ain't take me serious?
but what the fuck?
So I asked the court if Marlon don't even be at the house, bro
I should really just ask them to get for a room. I got to a spare room. I
Got to a dodo time that I got stop playing me boy. Hey, listen. No, listen. No, listen. No
Well, look, right, you know, they have in the subs I
Already know I'm being I've been not here for like two days, right?
I don't know like two days. So we got some shit to catch up on sentence. Come on hurry up
Let's go because we got hurry up because as soon as this wardrobe nigga walking here
Start walking like this heavy-footed ass nigga. You feel me. There's no more conversation with y'all now
It's that a b and c not a b so get this done in
Like
Yeah
All right, yo texting the chat with my assistant bro
Bro he text my he's gonna get you right bro
I
Send links bro come on max my birthday on Sunday beautiful y'all put pink in the chat real quick. I'm post them live
You so sexy baby. I swear to God. I need to take you
Right now I ask you she read dead cuz I'm down so we bout to hit 16,000
So let's go. I appreciate y'all bro applause in these more
Oh, fuck it.
Lies.
Hey, all right, let's go, 10 legs.
All right, come on, all right, let's go.
Let's try to speed run this.
Plankboy Max, I dare you not to give us
a hooded segment this week.
You ain't never seen no shit like this on your block, nigga.
I'll make your whole motherfucking block bad out of that, nigga.
So like real shit, though, I can't have people
I'm just friends with outside of like,
like we always gotta do content.
What do you mean, bro? I can't just have friends like bro. I'm not alive. No cat. I'm not even showing you
I want to know what was going on these past couple days
So the first day
Which was what what is it? Wednesday Monday?
Monday I
Had some shit I had to do which I'm not gonna talk about yet, but Monday I was doing something
And then I'm not allowed to just chill away. What's over here? We was all just showing like you should having a good time
Like damn
We got tacos from the yo, we went and got tacos. We went and got tacos. Just make it wardrobe was scared for his fucking life
Nobody finish on you out. Well, you're good game. I promise you you're chilling like niggas is just showing up this taco truck
I'm like, but sure that's enjoy these tacos. I'm telling y'all Mexican taco trucks. They're insane
If you've never had them in LA, you're missing out. Yes, bro. Like we was just having a guitar this morning
last night actually I needed Wardrobe to come to my crib to do something bro
actually no no no no slow down let me bring y'all back a little bit because I
had to tell this story so look bro I needed Wardrobe to be out here in LA for
something right so I brought him out here if y'all saw he posting on the story
how did I got him a little give basket and shit listen bro all y'all saying
bad snacks Wardrobe like Twizzlers I don't know why it's the worst candy but
If he like twizzlers fucking nigga, go be weird on your own, right?
So I got the nigga twizzlers, whatever.
Cool.
Uh, I want to face mask it, right?
Bro, the next day is when we had a shoot.
That's when I saw you film me that the tiktok it was shot for the previous day,
right that night after we got the tacos, we all went back to my crib.
Mind you, I literally got this nigga hotel.
This nigga going to pass out on my couch.
Bro, it's like, bro, like as soon as I see wardrobe turnover, as soon as I
I see him turn over and Burby is head in the pillow.
I'm like, I ain't anything.
I just threw the blanket on his neck.
I'm like, all right, go ahead, bro.
Like I gave him a charger and it was a wrap for real, for real.
Mind you, he literally took four naps that day.
God damn.
I know you 17, but like, bro, like real shit, man.
Four naps that next day, right?
Bro, I needed wardrobe to come to my house.
It was like last night, like 11 PM.
I needed him to do something for like I said,
I got, there's something, word.
The naked coming to my crib, all my life,
he just walk in and open the door.
He just walk in and he open the door up, walk in my crib.
That's my fault, why is my door locked?
He walk in, go to the couch and they say,
hit me in 10 minutes, I need a nap.
What, what, what the fuck?
Yo, I'm like where I was going, this is a proof.
Bro, 10 minutes go by, hour go by.
Three hours go by. Come on nigga. That is out for the count for it. So I'm like, all right, but nigga went to sleep
I had to be up early. I woke up at like 6 a.m
So he woke up then he woke up and shit cuz I'm texting him like you stupid ass nigga
You fell asleep on my couch again, bro. And I know he not brushing his teeth
They woke up. We was up this morning just watching random shit like we watched that doja cat
Lotto behind the scenes on okay
we're just chilling and shit but yeah bro it's okay to have friends we don't
always got to be on stream bro it's okay to have friends nor that will never be
you bro it's okay you live in Malaysia bro you don't have um your ID so you
cannot fly but I'll see you in like a year bro I'll see you in a year you
don't get your visa figured out I'm gonna see you soon I love you bro all
right I love you I send y'all links and y'all links and y'all links my back for
little story time saying Alex saying Alex shit
but I'm in the casey thirst trapping in a bitch I will say though come on no
haters shit like brother braze look good on my boy though braze look good on my
boy though no bullshit though yeah I keep it up like no bro now like you very
like I gotta keep it a but I gotta keep it a but I gotta keep it a but I'm
tripping how many in the booths I don't care I'm not finna listen to none of y'all
bitchin nigga don't give a fuck stop talking to me
Bob-O-Long.
Yo chat, is this real?
What?
Yo, here they're going here, bro.
You got the same accent, man.
That a portal?
Bro, should we go eat it?
Ah, I don't know about all that, bro.
Yo chat, is this real?
What?
Is this bad acting?
Dude, bro, I'm reading the lines that they're telling me to say.
Yo, here they're going here, bro.
You got the same accent.
This is bad acting?
Hold on, run it back, bro.
Man.
man yo chat is this real yo chat is this real bro that's a that's genuine is
fucked what's going on you got the same answer man
little portal where should we go in so yeah I don't get all my ass but it
niggas gonna say portal should we jump in what we supposed to do with it eat it
what else do you do with a portal ISO speed ISO span bro I'm not playing
the wrong with y'all bro get on speed acting to get on speed acting to burn
next clip nigga let me type speak on it speak on what
you sure you may have ran into a shimmer Ava zero I don't get no fuck about
this shit bro I already been like if you were around that you already knew was
like if you can't put two and two together then you just a little ass
I'm not taking time off.
That's not my business, though.
To just take time off because I hate streaming or hate my community or whatever it is.
I'm taking all this time because I'm trying to just...
But I'm trying to save my own mental.
But I'm trying to save myself from all this stuff.
You know, I've been avoiding to God.
and there's been so much wait what is this what happened why happened with
Marlin why everyone Marlin I'm gonna get it
I'm mostly revealed fake oh it's a fake tweak bro yeah Twitter niggas bro I
skinny nigga I went on Twitter and the niggas said I fuck six niggas like that's
news to me bro y'all need is crazy brother spot on I'm going that I'm good
He's bad.
Shitty apps, shitty apps.
Shitty apps.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit that shit, hit that shit, hit that shit, hit that shit, hit, hit, hit, hit it.
I think I can be dancing.
We wasn't hitting this shit.
Hold on though, nobody was hitting this dance, we wasn't doing this.
Hit the Qwani shit.
Ahhhh, y'all are stupid.
Y'all are stupid.
other stupid
They made Corona be low get your sped ass off my screen bro. Come on. Shall we only got like 10 more minutes to do links, bro?
We got to be out soon
How to lure a black boy max into a collab
wardrobe
Pretzel chips and a wig sound about right
But not one bitch and make sure my shit fucking curly fuck is you talking about nigga? I'm off the blonde shit
I'm not wearing those no more I might try that should have given a little bit. I got some crazy ideas for my next you'll watch
If Senate does her sub it down to LA surely max and spare a couple hours stop spoiling content
Jase okay, what's next? Yo, just a got a new girl
You need some dressing.
Shout out to Shay and shout out WooLady.
Shout out to Shay and WooLady. Happy.
I'm happy people are fighting the Lord.
I don't know why you send me this.
Like why you send me this? I said send me new shit.
In the booth? Let's see.
I got speed booties because I sent it
Now look though, look though, K-Song been getting bangers on his head apparently, bro.
Y'all gotta understand, I welcome to my boy K-Song defense, you feel me?
K-Song, K-Song is not no racist nigga.
We were doing technically a skit or whatever you call it, role playing with FaZe.
Did it sound like a microaggression to him saying, wrestle for a coin?
Obviously I see why people would take it like that.
But K-Song's a good guy.
He's a good guy.
God. He's a great guy. Send a trailer. Hold on. I'm gonna come back to this. How I said,
is she doing this up and down? We there with an actual love. Academics react in your song
instead of clear man. Cool fire. Thanks.
I
Where the fuck is the sub count on screen now where is that shit you're a genius
I don't know we got to fix that magic we can fix that I come on, but we got like five more minutes
Please for a furrow please for a furrow furrow
Call it max the epsilon when you stream with wardrobe is crazy a bro like I said, bro. I do not care
Not a lot, bro. I saw that don't care
It's unfortunate, but what what's I want me to do beef
I don't get no fuck bro a salesman in the streets of New York getting right right and mighty face
How much you making it day?
I
Overly aggressive though chat I gotta understand that you know
So it's like they gonna pop it on anybody. It don't matter who it is. Who are here from New York?
Don't care bro stop sending me shit about these niggas, bro. I want to see content brush
Let me sit like to react to not like why you throw me like come on, bro
Why did you not stream earlier?
All right, bro, yeah
Bro, that's any ball speak look from a year ago, bro
Not it's y'all
Come on, bro, is there anything I got to react to because holy smoke react to wardrobe story
Wardrobe, I know you see this nigga better not be playing with me cuz it's gonna get scary in his home
I bet you want to play with me little nigga
yo wardrobe I told you bro we was at that shoot the other day nigga he was
laying on that couch which they'll say all our stuff in them sheet of print
shorts they can show a sweet nigga looking like her she kisses melted the
fuck is you talking about wow that's nigga the fuck nigga was laying all
discombobling
you
Oh
Yo, who saw the Kai in Tyler stream no parasocial shit no parasocial shit. I'm not gonna lie
I was in that
I didn't know what the Bob's gonna be I
I didn't know if my nigga Kyle was gonna be shooting them hoes or it was gonna be like
You know we friends don't vibe part two. You felt me, but
Like
You know, I'm see I see the caramel chocolate complexion balance. You felt me everybody love love
What I think I
Didn't watch the full stream was it valid was that awkward was it you me?
I thought it was trying to do him crazy a little bit this you know when I click off the stream though
So I saw this nigga caught a star playing chooper there.
I'm like, oh, okay.
He doing the method or one of them.
That's one of kind method, right?
So he, I'm watching this shit.
The nigga, first of all, Tyler Wild is shit.
She told us nigga, lift the door.
Is this nigga a fucking lot wider?
Why is he telling him, lift the door?
But I'm like, all right, shit.
I mean, anything for it, for it, pretty good.
You feel me, the pain, you know?
The nigga really wanna lick that door.
I'm like, no, Casey, you done lost your goddamn mind nigga.
I'm off this batch.
All right, couple more links, three more.
React to this birdie.
As he should.
She wear a red one.
How you know that?
Help her Max.
I wanna start streaming.
What's up, chat?
Got you five.
Man, damn, Darryl!
Darryl, this shit only been up for an hour, bro.
Fuck, man, just load the top of the Tuesday poster up
already, nigga.
This nigga can't fucking help himself, bro.
can't help himself let me ask you
pin what is this bro why bro I don't see this happen to nobody else literally I
don't see this happen to nobody else nobody else why are y'all making this of
me this doesn't happen to anybody else and is don't look no like me fuck y'all
This is just content. It's not content. It's not art. You can't do anything with this
What are you doing right?
It's just a like brother. I don't want to know bro. All right three more links. Let's count down. Let's count down
Let's count down. Let's count down. You gave him the Prince touch
Okay one
All right, bro, bro, yeah, send me edit bro. Like let me be like
All right two more. It's what principle sound like. Hopefully
No, yeah, I actually have no idea what principles on like man
Y'all don't even know if Prince will ever come back a lot
I have not announced nothing, bro
Trey living in DDG beef. All right, I think we know what this yo wardrobe pull up
It's like nah, I'm showing out chill. I'm throwing out relax relax, bro relax relax. Yo, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
what the fuck
Oh my god, like yo, yo, I really some people really get me like you just really get my marbles going like
like what are you doing? Like, no, we're shit. I'm not talking about wardrobe. Like it's like at it.
It's at a certain point my nigga. Oh my gosh. Yo, I'm on stream. Do you want to talk or no?
What are you doing?
Say what's up?
What's up?
Hey stream!
Hey look, they just sent me your link saying you want to do a stream, let's do it.
I've been out late.
How long?
What are you out doing?
How long?
Ooh.
Let's go to the IMG and T-Rex event and do something.
No tomorrow I'm not going to be here but I'm going to be back Friday.
be back Friday what you doing Friday? I leave the thirty-first so just call me. Okay. I got you
say that. All right. All right. Chad let me know y'all want that. Do y'all want that. Do y'all want
that. Do y'all want that. Yo kid Mikey, thanks for the pump, son. Let me know. Let me know. Let me
No, you're a wardrobe get so smelly over here, bro. Oh
My god, it's made you frustrated, bro. Hey, what is he doing?
Yeah, wait wait wait wait wait. Should I bring wardrobe out on him?
So I bring wardrobe out on her. I mean not wardrobe. Should I bring magic out?
So that's that bring out magic this nigga not picking up
I'm not too right yo magic you're ready bro you're ready you're ready
let me see what this nigga is saying
Hey, what are you talking about?
Um, wardrobe.
Let me take some to where he's at.
Wardrobe is live.
Oh, he's live.
He's live.
Is he live chat?
Kai story.
Okay.
Action act
They got sort of work not not real shit though. Why is I telling you like I just saw the tic-tac, bro
What's about the pool who house he at? I don't got no poop. I don't got no poop. Yo, yo look up
Luca pull over the Kim
He is look
Let me check
Nigga this nigga screen is black. What the fuck?
Baby sitting cooking
Bro, I'm telling you running nigga is not real bro. He's so funny come home, bro. Lacey. Let me have Marlon room, bro
I know that nigga don't be there, bro. Let me have his room
I
Love you
Chass it up. Should I should I should I uh?
So I do a so I said the corboys till I get my shit
Core Prince ooh, that's your time. Mm-hmm. Fuck is you talking about bro? Oh my gosh, bro
There it is nigga go, bro
Bro, I got I gotta help him get a new intro, bro
I gotta help this thing get a new intro, bro. What is he doing?
All right, bro, I'm gonna wait for him keep sending links
I'm gonna let him rock for right now because he he figuring out life. Let's let him figure out life guys
I
Y'all in a crash I heard about that
No, stop bro, we're not doing no hate train parade on my nigga case on bro. No, bro
Everybody in here. I know y'all all have played GT RP
Ladies if y'all didn't play GT RP
I was definitely on the Sims and I know y'all was going wild on that shit flirting with people all type of shit
I know we've all been there worth
we've all been there so let's not be a judge today next have you seen this
Wait, can y'all show me y'all to fall like?
I always be a son of a fuck when they say
I don't care if they don't wear my wig, I don't give a fuck
I have divas that I'm human forever
So always be a son of a bitch when they get me
Just for this time
I ain't even loving you
Yo
Man
Here's the y'all to crash
the crash
why are y'all like this bro this shit is really this is fucking bullying guys
like that's bullying that's so mean that's just so mean look at wardrobe
I
Had in the bushes so so wardrobe used to be packing on niggas on on tic-tac live
He's crazy. He's crazy. I could see that though. I could see that
What is this Max? Thank you for putting me on the sauce like I got your hair line from this
How many times do I gotta say this shit, bro and my hair line never fucking look like this, bro
I don't know why any of y'all believe this
My hairline never looked like this bro in that broth
Bruv it never looked like this brother
Ever that is fake news
That is fake news as hell
Where's the honest shit click? I saw this bro. This will I saw this
Bro, you're asking me what some gold sound like bro like you gonna see what it sound like
And you don't know what it sounds like so I'm not gonna answer you try tell me what it's gonna sound like you don't know
What it's gonna sound like?
You gotta break break
Why are y'all laughing bro?
break break my thing is Yana where was you dropping to sweetheart where was
she going like what was the plan? Yonna break break! I don't know bro.
Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh
are you okay? She thought she was going to magically open through the gate. Yes she thought
that shit was Walmart doors like Yonna that shit not just gonna slide open like you feel
me but hey I'll be delusional too you know loony tunes fall see now y'all
making me replay it that's fucked up why y'all making me do this that should
look like it hurt I don't feel like this a couple times when I was younger
Oh
Okay, so first she ate shit
Okay, she was in that bitch like Travis Scott
Holy smoke
This dead ass look like a like a dude not a dude. Perfect start. This look like some what's that shit called?
What's that MTV show pumped not pumped jackass?
So first you go flying so her stomach eat the pedal
Damn, nah, that's a me instant replay.
Did anyone check on her?
Is she okay?
This is concerning.
Hey, what's up, Benoy?
Nope.
I'm gonna miss.
Oh, she's teasing.
Damn, why do I look like she's a guy from World War II?
Yo, she got holes in her shirt.
God damn.
Holy smoke.
At least she got a good spirit about it.
Oh, oh.
I'm glad you're okay, y'all know what bro hold on run it back bro the thing
that throws me off is the cameraman bro look at his reaction speed the nigga
make sure to zoom out like stream it 2026 man
Wardrobe calling me like this nigga's trolling
Nigga yo
Chas say what's up Wardrobe you didn't just wake up
You just got here
What's up Chas, what's up with the wardrobe man, what's up with your shirt?
Sit down bro.
No fuck?
You can just take my shirt.
Alright move over bro.
Alright move over man.
What was you about to say?
You said first of all, first of all what bro?
First of all it's hot.
It's that ass cold.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
What was you about to say?
You said first of all, first of all, what, bro?
First off, it's hot.
And I want to go to the streamer games.
And, girl, I don't know if I'm gonna,
I thought the streamer games was like,
again, I keep saying it because I'm really mad
because it just really pissed me off.
Like, girl, I'm thinking I'm sitting down.
Show your nails, bro.
Yes, y'all.
Check, he just nails every bit you.
Oh!
Thank you.
I
Girl number one boom
I'm irritated because I'm thinking streaming games. I'm sitting down like this you're playing on the keyboard got my headphones on boo
I know I looked up on the internet and I signed this why I got never signed up for nothing without looking up the shit because I
Looked up streaming games in the sales and LA on the track field
So that kind of put a bad two-star off cuz like oh my god now I gotta run
So yeah, but I think I'm gonna be good at what can you can you do the options other games?
Huh the games?
Yeah, I've never competed
Please
It's called a top cap ceremony Lacey. All right, what up streamer games
All right chat. This is what he's competing in no no shut on the games the game
Yeah, yeah, a hundred meter dash can do that one. Yeah, volleyball can't do that. Yeah
Airplane
No, no, this is a pick you never do a paper airplane. Yeah, no, I don't know how to
Okay, our archery can do that one crate stacking
Come on. You got that. Yeah, musical trick. I did really good. Okay. Okay, so so I mean it bro
You probably don't got play you probably don't got play every yeah, damn. It's multiple days
Cuba toss you saw me a dog. Well, we do Dennis
You saw your dad's boy, bro, look we do Dennis up. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said
All right, so look bro. I have a minute though multiple action because you're really I did I was this you're not moving
You're actually not in place. No, you're just moving your neck. No, you're literally moving your neck
You know we got to go to sky have very soon wait she expecting us that is not how you
Nigga that is
Not alone
I'm gonna fuck about this. Why did you post this? Why are you posting this first year?
I look like you know artists. He's off a lot of people. Oh, we're real. Yeah, so this is good art
The way he drew me was ugly as well. We're doing wardrobe. You know how many times I
Was so that shit. Yeah, there we go. That's a good pic right here
Why you draw your head like that
All right, let me see you put deep on the back
You weird as hell like I did not that as you know my brother. Yeah, I don't know stop join me
I already told y'all stop fucking doing that shit, but I should actually actually look like him
All right, so look though. Are you excited for this shit or no? Yeah, it's happening. Oh boy, right
Get your ass up, baby. Come on, Brooke. Get up, nigga. Come on.
You get it. Spinning my chairs and playing around. Brooke, go get it.
Brooke, get up.
Anyways, back to the conversation.
Simon says penalty shooting. I don't know, Daddy. I think that's soccer.
That one is good.
That's it.
Get ready.
Let's see like if we got going now. Why does he just push me out of here? She's told me 430 boom
So we a little wait. It's like a 30-minute drive
Call it up
totally on the way
Mom oh my god, wait, wait, wait
What'd you say nothing I say y'all w or L stream oh
Oh, yeah, look which one is it this one? Yeah, somebody told me to react to this and I didn't get to because
What is the car a TV you the you
All right, not too much. I don't like this look
Feels like exciting
I
Want to watch you
Me imagine
You was getting on magic as the reason the camera was taking off you when you was talking because I told these niggas this niggas a kid
Don't have him twerking on my street. I was
We talked it out. She didn't do nothing to her bro. Anyways back to the
Hey, don't do that, bro.
Come on, fuck.
Hey, hey, hey.
You're doing something like 3?
Hey, hey, hey.
No, you make better...
I didn't have an ass doing the controls and everything.
You know what I mean?
Then you gave me a free time to do that.
This 90s, man.
Nah, but they didn't run everything.
You need a back-pack for the streamer games, right?
Who?
Oh, yeah, this is the one she told me to make.
So say, tell her, huh?
I'm going to close your eyes.
I closed your eyes, bro.
Wardrobe, bro.
You've been such a good friend, bro.
Are you ready?
Mm-hmm.
three, two, one, stop, you're not even funny.
I'm gonna fucking die for you.
If you're so, that's a girl.
Do I look?
You know what, I'm not even going to name drop.
What?
Go ahead and say it.
What you got to say?
I was going to say do I look like a cos, a discerning cos player who I'm not.
So you want to go to anime car, furry car, you would do that?
No, I don't do that.
I mean, I don't got a kind of like enemy. I like how people express they self, but it's not my cup of tea
Like I don't see me dressing up in a suit. You think they but
Let me know if I'm tweaking chat. Yes or no, bro. His name is Wardrobe, but it's
His name Wardrobe he gotta be awesome like it might it might not be today
It might not be tomorrow might not be a year might not be ten years
But like he got to be fly eventually on some like you just start putting that shit on
All right, go ahead. Take us through. So I mean, I'm not wearing shit today pants
Um, I don't know where they from this. I don't know. I got it from some store in the alien or work
This is my
Y'all forgot I had my wish list straight
So I still didn't get certain things about my wish list, but I did get my Hermes
I wanted I don't know take it I wanted only thing left is a map for supreme skims
10k and then it was one thing I had to help the Balenciaga slide there a lot of word
that means to be not the not the pink ones but the black ones
Take away. Why are you looking at me?
And I was trying to show max this right here because why wait why are you looking at me as you see this?
That's my wish list and y'all max X me Oh, what's my dream car? No, I yeah, I asked you about your dream car
But I'm gonna show y'all. I'm gonna show y'all my dream car. This is it. I just took a picture of it
I don't even know what's like. I did the Tesla, but I don't know that what no no no
Tesla not to success alone not to success. Yeah, this is the best love. See it. No, I see it
Turning a blind eye blinded at 21st blind eye blind eye
February 21st, you just fucking said it. February 21st, February 21st, my parents got the green, I like the vote, that's green.
No, I'm not allowed to borrow, like, I get to 100 civics before I get you that color.
They said that's trick or max.
I do be tricking.
Okay, okay.
February 21st.
Yeah chat make sure y'all gift them off February 21st. I think that's why I
Looking at your chat like girl what oh, yeah pull up your chat, but we gotta go to skyquer
I caught a sheet answer boom. So I don't pull up on invited. I know you do that
I
Can't drive a go-kart I girl here's my thing bro
Can I just go sky she said oh where you at sugar daddy?
Okay, are you ready or no?
Yes
Okay, you ready
I got it. We don't know what
So, so how you doing?
Hang up
Yo nigga, relax bro.
Um, the food, we got some food y'all, should I just look up y'all?
This is your fault bro.
What?
What's my fault?
Nah, that's my fault.
I'll take this one.
So Hermes Worslip will take it.
Stop seeing this.
Oh wait, and then look, so I was in the store, so y'all, I woke up right, Max, outside he
had a journal.
He was looking like Will Smith off the 2018 YouTube rewind, and he was looking out the
That's what he was giving.
So I was like, oh, he probably won his gold.
So I'm like, oh, I should do the same thing.
So I lost down some of my goals
that I want to accomplish, so I'm gonna read them.
Number one, I want a billboard at Times Square.
I want my own product in stores.
Like when I say no product in stores,
not my, something I made would be cool,
but like, you know how they got a collection of stuff,
stuff like that.
What's the other thing?
for the five gifts
Tesla that's one thing that's gonna be my card that I want um
What's the other who's my other goal? You see this one?
I was trying to write them down, but then I forgot because I only wrote. Oh, um, what's the car?
billboard
Yo, dude, yeah, I heard there are car
One month I'm proud of oh my god. What was the other motherfucking thing I forgot?
huh
Dang see this is why y'all should write down your goals cuz I really had
We we out bro
Chat we going right now. Oh, oh, yeah
We're awesome kids. That's what I forgot. I'm not lying and said that you don't know my goals like not to stuff
I want but now we apologize for being late
She didn't say she she's
No, but I'm saying we tend to be 30 minutes late like
So we got to apologize that's rule hospitality or guess the power guess guess the guess guess guess the
You gotta drive here. Yeah, DJ Swerving. Thanks for the five. Yeah, you think we don't teleport fuck as you talk about
You think we have some magic school bus shit? Yes, nigga. We have to drive DJ Swerving. Thanks for the five
They'll be ready to cook and babysit. Yes, I'm ready
Have you ever like do you want kids? I do want kids, but I'm going back
I'm gonna try to reverse my shit first reverse the way grow me a total huh good child
yeah but yeah what anyways yes bro I'm gonna have a kid why why don't you
automatically go to adoption then because I don't fucking like kids what you mean
Because girls are...
You gotta have the dick!
Yeah, nigga, hey, bro.
I'm gonna marry my wife.
Yeah, we're gonna have kids in there.
I'm gonna verse my shit.
But second, that's a right?
Yeah, you said that right.
But second, you basically wear...
Hold on.
I'll just Google it, because you talk slow.
How you spell it, y'all?
I'm here.
It's literally in the chat, bro.
Oh, damn.
I won't start.
Please say I talk slow, bro.
Is a minor permanently surgery
Bell spell tear-reacting
NANI DO NOT CHARGE ME
Is a minor permanent surgery
Oh, wait
This is by the way only a fifth grade reading level go head mind. They get popcorn
Bitch hold up because I can read you
Go popcorn read it, what is he talking about?
of a second time minor permanent surgical surgical
surgical procedure for male
Stinalization that involves cutting and sealing the girl. What is the holy shit girl? What's the thing here?
I'll read her in the check. Oh it prevents the penis from releasing sperm. Yes. Oh, boom
Quincy, thanks for that file get
I just told you I'm gonna try reverse my shit first, which it's like it's like 70%
I think. So I should be good. So a girl has a 70% chance of being pregnant by you? No.
70% chance when I go to reverse my shit that it will be a successful procedure. 30% it
30% they won't and I will never be a dad of kids.
Ooh.
Well, I could have, I could have died.
I could get a cat.
Okay, you couldn't have got it.
What, how far that thing is?
Niggas, I saw it, you ready?
Yo, Luca, let's go.
How many you think?
I was outside?
Yeah.
I actually, I was out in the way of these flowers.
Let me say something.
Every time, every time somehow I'm always inside,
every time I'm on the max, it's embarrassing
because I'm always inside a lot of paintings.
Like every single time, every time I see it's cheating
She different she different she different like it get it get annoying like you showed me a phone case your wallpaper
My girl while we inside a lot of panties like come on now anyways
That was ready. I would say how you know she she she loves you different bull. Yeah, I swappin magic. Come on
Magic, come on
Let me stop him. What I mean. Oh, yeah
I
Rupini
That don't exist. Yes. I thought we're pretty with a nigga really. Yeah
That's why you need two devices to escape
Chat tight one when we swap tight one when we swap tight one when we swap
Rupini a sheet slash her. So what's your phone else?
All right, he
Where he him
What are yours
Z what is a Z?
I didn't I never heard of that. Okay, you ready? Yeah, let it go come on
Girl, no, like you keep I can't look out for you. Fuck is you talking about I'm trying to make sure you
Hey, bro, that's not Wally that's so big ass off that chair. We're walking fucking you talking about
they're trying to bring the chairs to the room
no orders in this house is red boys
it's the biggest red boys
this is embarrassing
yo thank you for the 550
thank you for the 550
fuck you magic
I hope you heard it
why? no that's mean bro
you want a rebel
no
thank you for 550
I'll probably get you, come on.
Like, that's that wardrobe be walking like he's melting.
I'm telling y'all right now, no bullshit.
I'm going to get him right.
Not today, because he's still in the Roscoe chicken.
He's had Roscoe chicken every day for breakfast.
No snitching.
But I'm going to get him right.
He eventually going to get in the gym, for sure.
Got to get him in the gym.
Come on.
All right.
Wait.
We got to finish.
Bro, we stand in here like some little-eyed kids, like.
Oh, he's thinking he's gonna open the door.
Huh?
He's thinking he's gonna open the door.
It's good.
Hi.
See, this is why I don't ride any type of tracks.
I don't want somebody to open the door for you, buddy.
Come on.
Can you sit in front, Luca?
Can I sit out there?
Thank you.
I
Know I know my goal now I need a goal. I need a goal. What's your goal?
The goal was Scott we on the way. Yo when we like two minutes outside sky crib. Just keep that shit down
Yeah, billboard billboard billboard with on billboard and time squared
We're good to go. I want my own product in store like an X product like you know how we turn it
mmm
Um, you know how is what's that girl product and Spencer's like Kayla like you know that one girl large
She got her own product and clear is like I want like something like that like something code and then I want
I want to be in a Super Bowl commercial
Super Bowl. Yeah, that's lit keep that shit and write that shit down or keep your goals like over your own
In your room look at them every day. What kind of product? Oh, I don't know any part of it. They said it's dark
Yeah, hold on one second. Yeah, why don't you know you're good
Said you were accurate, huh? Yeah, what's your all right? Let's do a scenario right now. Okay
All right, let's you basically got pregnant you a girl and I'm the mom and I want to know who have you been fucking
because in my head
You talk about some higher education you a dummy bitch. You will never know shit. Don't nobody wants you don't nobody need you
So you just walking around this house getting fucked mommy slipping up
Oh, it's one guy. So you like them since
Yo, I want to be on Netflix, boo, I don't want to be on Netflix.
Yo, that actor was weak, wow, whatever, bro.
Yo, y'all suck, yeah, they said we ass.
Bad?
So, anybody who's an actor in New York, I mean, and thing, would y'all book us or no?
No, real shit, would y'all book us?
Okay, here we go.
To be in our movie.
Here we go.
Okay, this is sitcom.
the sitcom. Come on. Okay. We're not a play soundtrack. Okay.
Um, y'all get magic as the play the soundtrack. So say magic.
Can you please play the soundtrack? It's not. You say it.
My girl, why? You're not talking to magic. No. Alright, bro.
What you want to do? What you want to reenact? They said, okay.
Oh, Tyler Perry will book us. Oh, yes. Yeah. No, we I don't
want to give to be set. I mean, you know, we can't do that. We
Step it up. This one for this next one. Let me get into it. Somebody said the producer held a fuck. No, okay
They said media. Oh, it's locking. Okay. Hold up. Okay. Okay. I'm not very watching. Okay. First of all, Tyler Perry
I'll do anything you say boo. Just please just put me in some
What's your favorite Tyler Perry move? I love love love. Um, I mean, I don't want to give
Guys what what we should reenact right now? I want I like my dear family funeral or I can't really go back
I'm gonna go back to the um to the media
The groceries excuse me sir. Oh
You could just go back. I just got to get pick up some groceries. We'll add a
Tip trust
It's not you and the tip so be fucking quiet
I'm gonna ask you to tell me what I did to three times while that's me. Thank you sir. Appreciate it. He'll add it to it. Thank you
Okay, y'all
You sky we're sorry. Let me get a sorry sky in the chat imagine. Okay, imagine I'm a
Imagine that I am
You're my assistant
And it's given the devil is part of role. Okay, so I need you to pick up my shit, boo
And you miss out you never repeat that it gets the devil product. You the assistant. I'm the I didn't watch that
I'm telling you what the fuck I tell me what it is. Okay, that was product. Okay, you ready? All right, too
What the fuck is my clothes at
I didn't get on I didn't get so you ain't get my motherfucking clothes. No, they only had extra small
Really? I wear a small, I didn't have any other smalls.
And where's my Louis Helms?
I'm sorry.
It ain't no motherfucking sorry, this is your last strike.
The car was declining, you broke ass bitch.
The car was not declining because I have limited of funds boo.
If anything you could have used your car then I could have reimbursed you.
But you know what, you didn't.
So are you gonna give me my motherfucking clothes and get the fuck out of my car or not?
Alright, I'm gonna get it.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna get it.
Okay, was that good or bad?
That was fucking ass.
Oh, I was terrible. Oh, they said no. I was shitting my name. Sal's Rex Tiley
Oh my god, who gifted me 20. Oh my god. Thank you. Oh my god. T great TV. Thank you so much
Oh, they said beauty in black. Okay. What's that we giving mayor? We give in the gay set
we give in the on
The straight set we give in the cheater set at the cheetah. Let me the cheater
What's that?
I just text this guy, I feel bad.
Why is we late, nigga?
You unpunctual piece of shit.
Okay, this is the Mollery sale.
Okay, you gotta look at me, you gotta be like,
Your breasts smell like Jim Crow.
Yo, I know, nigga, what the no, bro?
Tell me, do a fucking SpongeBob.
That's Mollery!
Why are you saying that fucked up shit to me, bro?
That's Mollery from Duty of Black.
She said that.
Like, damn.
Come on, bro, can we do Mickey Mouse?
Fuck! High school musical?
Oh, Disney, Disney, Disney.
Yeah, let's do some Disney shit. You did Let It Shine?
No.
You seen Let It Shine before?
Just going with that.
Nah, shit, but like, you the s-
you
You
Plan with me, I'm a yeah, cool
She's there. Okay. I'm gonna lay down till y'all get here bet. No
What's your mean?
Well, what's the mean? Don't she get hurt her sleep? No, I'm not talking to him talking about it for close day
I'm gonna put the twist logo on your forehead.
Really?
Okay, let's see if they got everything that she wanted.
Yeah, go through the list, go through the list.
Okay.
So Sky said in Pacific, she want wild caught organic salmon frozen.
Wild caught, yes.
Please.
Organic.
Where you see the organic, can't tell.
See, that's why I hate niggas, cause they do not know how to get shit.
Rob trying to communicate female to get some shit. No shade like it's always the niggas
It's always the men in the car people that always like girl and it's not what he assistant who got it
Why didn't you get it in bro? I could have like come on now wild caught sockeye salmon filet boo
My girl is organic. It's whole it don't say organic whole foods, okay?
Keep going. She should have went fucking grocery shopping in frozen berries. Okay. This is organic frozen berries
Okay, she wanted and Pacifica. She made this specific Greek yogurt brand fire 5% organic
Okay, okay, come on bro like stop playing wise you chin check to be right now nigga
She wanted organic sweet potatoes
Organic bro, you know, it's organic cuz it's in the goddamn bag
Mega it's more than a crash born in a life like more than love baby
I can make you mine, and I ain't giving up
She said she wanted oh wait
Did you get everything yes, I got
Everything you tell me it's like you just stop going through the bag halfway through keep going through
Organic avocados oh she said coconut organic coconut hold on hold on. I know she asked for that coat
Who asked for the coat?
I know you guys
I know you know you caught up when wardrobe start smiling every time
You didn't
We won't fire my assistant know you
What's missing bro the organic coconut water
Actually, I didn't get the Coca-Cola, I got diet coke.
You don't see no Coca-Cola. You don't see no coconut water.
No, you see it.
No, I don't see that shit.
Yeah, fire.
I don't see no coconut water. You're not gonna laugh.
Well...
Everything else, dad, are we good? You need coconut water to cook?
No, it's for our baby to drink, because our baby only drinks coconut water.
Um, for the order.
Why is everything organic?
Because she likes her baby to eat at a certain time and she likes the baby to eat the same
meal.
She's just going to explain everything to you guys when we get there.
We'll be there at 5.19.
Are you seeing this guy yet?
Since you've been out here?
No, I haven't.
I'm finna go over there.
You know who you have seen every day?
Um.
Rascals.
Fucker.
I better chill with that shit boy.
You got streamer games this weekend.
Oh yeah.
Oh wait, I'm not gonna, okay I can get bananas.
You know, Mex got a lot of bananas.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna get bananas. You know, Mexicans a lot of bananas. I do. I'm at every second is
I got bananas what other stuff I gotta eat, please help me to keep my muscles gaining up so I don't have energy and stamina
for the hot summer weather
Y'all knows God run a strict a very strict program is this pre-reported? Yes. Oh, I gotta eat protein. What's that?
Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say something
What's what type of protein y'all check in drink coconut water eggs, okay, it's a great here
chicken
It's a max sure your nose show them your nose
They can't really see just they said they said no they said no
Why did you fuck about ten so y'all mine is so good that he tries to steal my
No, I am finished do that. It's funny cuz I gave you that I know you didn't yes
I did look at then I say then I show you soon as I
As soon as I click you saw I'm not stuttering all right, but who's nail lady it was I gave it to you
See everything will come to you because this bum ass bitch who did my nails she cut me what huh? Oh, not sure
Not sure, but this boom ass bitch who did my nails boo. I had to cuss her out because y'all she did my nails
And if she's going clear boo, she cut me cut my cut my whole thing out. I started bleeding everywhere
I'm like, okay cut the show cut the girl cut everything. Don't even do she did the clear cross. Okay, bye. Like I said, I'm done
I'm sorry. Like girl. No, I still paid for a price because like girl
I'm not the type of bitch to be like, oh, you're gonna give my money back cuz I really just don't give a fuck
But like at this point I was so mad
So everything will come to you in time because you never know if you got somebody that got a diva tattoo that
She's like, let me pay for you now. So thank you
Hey, I'm not doing this shit what you do they said Max your butt must be so itchy you move around so much with that swamp
But Max your butt must be you know, I said that yes. They did a spamby
Wardrobe you look like a double Excel
You know my real life was a small right?
Bro?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let me show you.
That's impressive bro, I'm proud of you.
What are you proud of?
I'm just proud of you bro.
I'm not a small.
Oh shit.
This one, this one.
Yeah, y'all look.
This shirt, boo, small boo.
Not the little one.
So when you going on the gym,
what are we working on this shit bro?
Huh?
How are we going on the gym or are you working out with me? I actually did work out as you knew, but she was sleep
Wait for her. Yes. Yeah, I didn't well
It's because I didn't want to wake you so I was like, you know what?
Brace so you just one day like quit it. Huh? You just one day and quit
Girl, yes, like I was tired and the trainer being so weird
I meant not weird a trainer with the being so like girl. He was not giving up like I'm like
Give me a break. He said no, I'm like, okay, so you gotta go consistent otherwise going in the gym one day
You wasting your time like you're wasting your time so so who you think to be my sister. I'm in my training
But you not
Maybe I could be a train for sure. Okay, but he actually do your trainer
Stands to be a girl what?
Yes, yeah, it's 4 p.m. In LA
I'm in LA!
How you like LA? Now that you've been out here a couple days.
Nica, I keep telling these people, it's not my first rodeo.
I'm like, girl, I've been in LA nine times last year.
This is my third time in LA this year.
Well, it's not my first rodeo.
And then on the note, it's gonna say, welcome to LA.
Like, it's my first time here.
Like, I hate when a bitch thinks she know everything.
Like, girl, what?
But yes, LA is cool.
So hold on, why couldn't you have just said that part?
that part what you feel me you ever wrote an essay in school nigga did you finish
your high school yeah I did I did argue right you could have cut out all that fluff
god damn it yes LA cool but you guys spaz on a nigga that's the thing
they don't I hate what a bitch thinks you know I hate when a bitch thinks you know everything about you
like bro this is not my first rodeo boom speaking of rodeo ain't there a LA rodeo
there might be no I'm supposed to like horses and shit he had one of the
Politicians is bull riding so I gotta learn something like that. Alright, bro. I mean I get my hotel for extra night and see if I can get
Wait who? Say who? Says who?
Hmm?
Says who? You?
Nigga, you slept on my couch the last two nights. You done wasting my-
NOOOO!
Max, I said, I said, I said
Wake me up in ten minutes. Wake me up in ten minutes. Y'all woke up this morning.
You did not say wake me up in ten minutes. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Y'all I told Max
I said he said you sleep I said wake me up in ten minutes. You know he didn't I said
I'm on the couch boo. I need my 10 minute nap. Yes. First of all you walked in my house
Did not nothing just open that door up. Yes, you said come in
Yes, I came boy, I lay in my couch boo
I said, okay wake me up in 10 minutes here wake me up in 10 minutes or nothing. So I went my eggs right back to see
All right, bro
I'm not scared. I woke up at 6 a.m. I'm like
Oh my gosh, what's on here?
Bro, I want to get a cat bro. I'm gonna get a mango cat. What's that?
Wait, how you gonna take care of it?
What's your name? I'm a care-saker.
Who take care of?
Mad people.
Why do you take care of people behind the scenes?
I guess.
Bro, I take care of people.
Y'all can take care of mad people.
What's wrong with that? I can't take care of people.
I'm asking who
Yeah, you funny bro, yeah, I take care of mad people don't dead ass, but they don't gotta work again
Okay, shit. That's
Nigga fuck out of there
Then you better load this shit up every day for the next month fucking two months fucking you talking about you better
I don't get burned up. I see a lot of I see a lot of streamers
I see a lot of streamers that's coming that's coming out of streamer you and they just they say names
They like streaming streaming streaming streaming every every every every every hour. Oh, it's not pre-recorded
Oh my god, so bad cuz it's like you gonna bring us a foul pool
Just keep doing it every day, but no shame not gonna be no where bitch cuz I was doing that
Tom out of nowhere like
I really think y'all does not play record I promise I'm gonna read the chat cake cat kind of goat say yes
Thank you max y'all slow the shit not
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Did you hear my did you hear my red stuff where you're free stuff? I'm feeling oh wait
I'm just breaking down. Hold on. You got that shit written. Yeah
Well, you want the beat or no the beat better? Okay, put the beat on that
I didn't say anything. Yeah, I got you. Come on play. Where's on YouTube? Yes
When did you write this why I wrote this at 4 a.m. I try to call to get your reaction
But I think you sleep wait last night. No, no, this was like a long time ago
Not long time ago was like two days ago actually
I let him yes, I was in Atlanta
Saying down on my desk thinking about how all these niggas we play with me
So you know what I did? I'm like, you know what?
It's time to play with these niggas back and I'm not talking about them. So yeah
But let me let me let me show you how to make sure you know
What is it?
Hey, where is it at?
The birds are chirping good morning to you the birds are chirping
Production to you the birds are chirping. You can't want to beat. No, I found the beat move. I come back
That's not to be okay, y'all let me know I should be in the studio
I'm feeling good
I'm feeling good you want to hear it too sorry listen look I'm feeling good
your nigga wish he was he
put it back put it back put it back restart it restart it's written bro re-
okay I did it let's go I'm feeling good
Hey yo, my Uber driver, he feeling good.
What?
I need a medicine.
What?
I'm feeling good.
Yo n***a wishy what he eatin' is, ass from the back, this n***a smell like cedar wood.
I'm feeling good.
Yo mama wishy what, has your ass back in 98, maybe meta cut.
My new n***a, he live in Englewood, in LA with my toes up, bitch, I'm living good.
His new bitch, she think she hood now.
In the leg, got him even wetter than a beachwood.
Than a beachwood.
No?
How much do you mean by overdubbing fast?
What they gonna do with me, do it with my mind, well, no.
Anyways, 10 out of 10 or six out of 10.
Absolutely.
Like no bullshit, you set four lines
and then pull the cord to the right.
Okay, so was that good?
It's like nah, it's like that's cool, bro.
Like I feel it, but like, bro, come on,
you ain't put more time into this shit, bro.
Girl, I have to hurry up right now.
You gotta break down lyrics.
I said.
You just did half a verse.
I said, listen.
Go ahead, give us a genius.
I'm feeling good, okay.
Give us a genius.
Ta-da-da, I'm done.
Duh!
Everybody running towards Joven.
I wrote this song.
And we here with, shit.
I said.
Genius five-star lyrics.
Let's get it.
Let's hear it.
I said, wait, what?
Bro, you don't know your own lyrics.
You got this shit on chat, you can take.
No, I did not you guys my chat boy. I actually wrote this your life
I'm feeling good. Yo nigga what she would your nigga what she would feel good with you, but he don't bitch
He in this as from this back he in the ass from the back this nigga smell like Cedarwood because when it's
Niggas from back when he smell like Cedarwood boy last Cedarwood because that's not good
They got since for Cedarwood from Dollar Street a Louis V
Yeah, and it's had a difference in the luxury versus the Dollar Street verse. I don't know what Cedarwood smells like
Um, I said I said I'm feeling good again. I said I'm feeling good
Your mama wish he would had your ass back in 98 your mama wish he had your ass back in 98
Well, it's that she got pregnant at 17. Oh, okay
That's not sometimes that be happy. I mean no shade if you get right 17, it's like come on down boo
You know what you was doing. Okay?
Um, yo mama wish he had you back in 98 because she was more mature than but I said maybe matter cuz you know the new
AI right
So I said my new nigga. He live in Inglewood
He live in Inglewood with the with the Crips and the things so he dug right so he a hood nigga
So I said my new nigga. He live in Inglewood
He in LA or I said I'm in LA cuz I'm in LA with my toes up bitch
I'm living good cuz I'm in LA right now. So my toes
My toes was done
My ass feet
Hockey pucks
Hockey stick
No, he got a bunion on his feet, I promise y'all
It's really big
I said in LA with my toes up bitch I'm living good
Because when I was in LA and I called Max I said he was mad
Cause he was in the house
Wait what?
Um, and then I said
It happened
No camera
I'm in LA with my toes up bitch I'm living good
I said his new bitch she thinks she heard now
Cuz this bitch think she's her now just because she ain't got a real my hood nigga, my girl get the fuck off
What hood nigga you glad though, what hood nigga you glad though?
Damn, I said listen, where's your hood nigga from?
Lyrics is lyrics, you don't even got it right bruh
Even though lyrics don't, even though you don't relate to some of the lyrics
This nigga had some higher right this shit, fuck off
Ha ha ha, Samaya says she think we done it together, cause I let her nut it and he got it
Ha ha ha ha
I've been told somebody I told her she got you to keep going bro.
No she didn't.
I felt so bad for her because she was trying to play her music and she was like I'm not
for you to see I'm going to make fun of me.
Maybe hate it on her back.
That's just how it starts she got to keep going.
She got to keep going.
And I said, I said, I said his new bitch she thinks you're here now because the bitch thinks
you're here now.
In LA got him even wetter than the beach with because when I'm in LA boo it's wetter
like a beach Santa Monica when she in LA it's not where it was dry like the
Sahara Desert so that's what I was okay so yeah so that's the little air bar
roll okay you like it I don't know this is cool but you can't wrap it up I'm
never smell see the way oh yeah how do you know that shit I don't I know they
got his axe brain they just thought lion oh yeah you speak from a swing not big
what you got on the fuck pearly ass nigga I got summer meat gone from Disney I
I meant from Drake.
Oh, that's it, yeah.
Wait, so when do you wait?
How old were you when you made your first million?
See, what you doing, bro?
What?
Why you pocket watchin', bro?
I'm not a vexing.
I'm 23, I made my first million, hmm.
I think when I was like,
when I was like 20 or 21.
Damn, okay, so he,
well, you know,
at least you didn't make your million
You was like 23 like you are right now. What does that matter? What you mean?
Wait, so you made your first million three years ago
Two three two two three. They said damn
No, we're cooking up another scam as we speak. What you mean, bro?
You said I'll sub it down. Yes. I'll just sub it down, bro
They said he also Dominican. Yes, he's mixed with everything. Yeah, I'm Mexican
He's mixed a lot. He has a lot of different types of things that's been put inside of him
OK, nice way to put it.
Wait, where are you from?
What's your ethnicity, bro?
I don't really know my ethnicity,
but I do know myself, my ancestors.
No, no, no.
We want.
You J scratch ethnicity.
Yeah.
My classic.
No, no, no.
It's not your idea to practice, practice,
pronouncing it.
Girl, why do I not practice?
You know what?
Because you ain't graduated high school, anything.
So we gotta figure out show English, bro.
You can't be walking around here just
learning your sloppy ass shit doing
all type of shit.
No, but you gotta pronounce or she'll probably run any okay, but let me explain you know you want you want to hear my history
Okay, listen, so I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you the short story
I'm listening. I'm listening. So basically my ancestors my great-great-great-great-grandma
She came from Elizabeth City, North Carolina. She walked her ass up to Philly boo. She got pregnant
Wait what she walked up to Philly or something girl
Well, are you telling me shit like this shit like this shit a fable? She did the underground red rule shit or whatever
Hot way, so how long ago generations? I don't know, but this is I'm trying to finish the story
But I'm gonna pop quiz you
Who's a female historical figure that sat in the front of the bus and did not get up her seat
Rose Park and that is my aunt in marriage because let me explain my a great-grandma
Well, my great-grandmom, her brother, so my great-uncle, right?
Great-uncle, I think, married for the park's niece.
So when she married for the park's niece, they did some type of thing, they didn't earn
anything, so that kind of made me like, I got rules of parks in my blood.
So I need my check.
I do need to put put in the books too as the first living Rosa Parks
But yes, my great-grandma got a picture of Rosa and everything
They was together every day or something show it
So Rosa Park is your great-grand?
No, what my aunt and marriage so your Rosa Park is your aunt and your god?
Yeah
Niggas just be lying about it.
I bet she got 52 cousins too.
Fuck who you talking about.
Bro, I gotta peep these niggas chat like just seeing anybody they got in the family.
I'm dead ass.
What I'm not alive for though.
Come on bro.
I'm working on my archives right now.
I'm working on my archives.
I posted it.
I forgot what I posted it but I definitely posted it.
But yes y'all.
She is my marriage.
You using A?
I'm really strolling up. I'm really strolling up so oh oh my gosh. This is oh girl
I'll screw it up a little too far in my Instagram story ever times, but yeah, like
What do you think I'm lying about
Stop with that plattie shit bros don't call me that
It's gonna be no water after you make this pic. Hey, bro. No
I'm really going through my archive right now. What did I do right after I went to Philly?
Ask him who Miss Rachel is.
That was a name from I think.
What? You was calling your nigga Miss Rachel.
No, when Yana walked in the middle she was like who are you? Where are you in the gas?
This is a monster.
These people are beaming.
Going to kind of find out.
Adriano, thank you for that sub chat. We are 15 minutes away.
This was amazing.
Sky ordering organic food after all.
Alright bro, you messy bro.
Yo Azaria, thank you for that sub.
Thank you for that prom.
Hey chat.
I can sub with prom.
Exclamation prom.
Alright, come on.
You still looking for that shit?
Yes, I promise.
Well listen, once a year you gonna be hooked on some boo?
You gotta find that shit.
Yeah, I gotta find it.
I feel it.
At this point, I'm not gonna be embarrassed.
It's good.
Screech
Screech don't even say no, bro. I don't even say no, bro. Don't even say no, bro
Yeah
I think that's on the show
Okay
Damn nigga hold on let me see
Oh, oh girl, I can't I can't wait go back to the baby pig
Type shit young in young in
Young in
But she's telling me to go you still looking for that shit. I promise
I'm gonna be honest I chat y'all already know you know, I ain't really no goddamn cook
So shit, I'm gonna definitely be taking a backseat on the cooking. I'm gonna bring the box
I'm gonna bring the good energy, you know, but I'm gonna let these niggas cook this nigga swear
He could cook and do everything and buy groceries
I do all this and you're fucking a house
Man or whatever you want fucking way
So what do you want your future wife to do cook for you clean for you be herself?
Travel the world do what you want to do do what she want to do do this and that
Okay
And do you think that
Do you think that your wife should be able to talk to other guys or no?
What do you mean talk to other guys?
In business and business-wise.
Of course.
She gotta get her money.
Exactly.
So whoever I'm with, I'm gonna trust them.
I'm gonna be with them if I didn't trust them.
She was the wife, right?
And your nigga-
I'm not the wife.
I'm the same general.
I'm not the wife.
Your nigga had your job.
I'm not the wife.
Okay.
And your nigga had your job.
I'm not the wife.
Okay, so your wife had your job. What are you gonna do? You gonna talk to the wife?
I mean you wanna like you see the wife getting hung up on it and fuck going on the music videos and all that like what you gonna do?
You gonna be like, what up? How many do you not do that?
I mean if they do music like and that's part of the music being like kids would do it.
Really?
Like say yo you seen the top holless shit with nigga Zendaya was getting on them. Shit they were doing her ass
Shit, no, worse way.
Make sure you're not Zendaya though.
Why you got hit like that?
Because you're not.
I'm not, I'm blackwing nuts.
So at the end of the day, my nigga,
in five years we'll know what shit is.
So it's like, if you, Tom Holland, you Zendaya,
or you dating Zendaya, how would you feel about that?
You gotta let her get her money.
You gonna stop Zendaya, Zendaya, please.
You don't kiss anybody, you know?
I'm sure he had to eat it though.
He probably didn't watch the movie.
You're not hearing that thing I'm fucking saying, huh?
Why are you bringing up the convo to not finish it?
He wanted them ass niggas.
Scrolling through your fucking Snapchat memories.
Niggas, don't want you no more, bro.
My god, wait, not too much.
Right now, for real, bro.
Like, come on, just let it go, bro.
We in the future.
So it was on, what's it called, Max?
Yeah.
It was on my opa.
It's not my opa, it's Yana, but I'll post a tic-tac about it.
Okay.
What kind of volume?
It was not no volume,
because I was really crying.
So this is Rosa Park.
Yo, this picture is...
Oh no.
This is on my new picture.
Wait, oh wait, I can see the A.
Oh shit, chat, hold on.
October, October 19th, 2025.
That is Rosa Park though, not that.
Oh wait, October 19th, 2020, nine.
Wait, 2019?
Let me see no no wait. I gotta pull up the October October 19
Never give up you never want to give up because you never know
okay wait what year was this this was in 2024 okay okay okay okay we getting there
okay wait what are you doing for Halloween what you want to be for Halloween
shit that's a good question what's happening before Halloween I think
Hello, I didn't ask them. I'm asking you why I asked them
Answer the question
Okay, this is probably do the kibbutz. Okay, y'all. This is my kind of the era where I was supposed to be sent to shit
Because then I went to my dad's house and I got all this information on me. Cool. So this is my baby. This is my baby
Baby, so is the room. Okay. That's my baby book. That's me in the room. I
Was eight counts eight ounces. How you got all these shit?
It's in a scrapbook. Yeah, I was eight pounds eight ounces born at 808
Figures, so eight is not my favorite number, but
It can't be though because I'm thinking about them. Yes. I was not as big baby
Yeah, that's my mom she was pregnant
That's me
Mama wardrobe
Can they see Luca? Yeah, you know, you know, I seen some
You know I see some
No, what?
You have hop off a bus today
You tell me you find it funny. That's actually not funny. That's you got like 300,000 likes you lying. Yeah, bro
Stop. Oh my god. No, it's not. It's really Rosa Park Rosa Parks. Well, I'm gonna finish out it because it's one
I
Man sat up rows of parks, bitch. I never gave liar down never nobody was saying you
The lie I was not created October 19th
AI's recent nobody was saying he was a liar
What do you mean?
You know, I'm close to a half a million
Follow from twice. Yeah, let's go
Yes, it did how far are you off?
Yo, we're ten minutes away
I'm
Fort
Yo, you can't read numbers or letters
488
No, I actually really educated I was the youngest
It's entrepreneur in the state of Philadelphia in 2012.
Let's do a little spelling bee there.
I'm not doing no spelling bee with you, Max.
So do you like to try to educate?
Do you like what people call you Maxwell?
Yeah.
Really?
Maxwell, cool.
Do you Maxine or is it better?
That's not my fucking name.
Fuck.
Really?
So then you don't like Clayboy?
Because you're not a Clayboy.
Jenna, I'm asking, do you not like?
OK, so.
I just said a wardrobe.
I called you Waluigi.
stupid ass now what you fucking feel the fuck
darsky walloweezy no I'm not I imagine off for real no chat for real let's do
it bro let's do it we can do it see no words of who we are 10
Wait man, two minutes away.
Wario, hey Wario.
Wario.
I'm not a fan.
I'm Wario.
I'm not a fan.
I'm changing your content name.
I'm not a fan.
No Wario facts.
You know how to sing.
I'm Playboy, I'm Platty.
Yeah, Maxita, you're Wario.
Maximex, Maximex movie.
Sing.
Okay, come on, sing.
Sing what?
Sing.
What you wanna sing?
Oh, what should I sing?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
They said take it out, plenty.
That's what you said.
Magic, magic.
I need you to put this on.
No, say sorry to magic.
Say sorry to magic and then you can act.
Take it out, plenty.
So magic can put that inside a song or something?
No, he's not my fucking producer.
He's my producer, not that kind of producer.
Damn, he kinda hit the high notes there.
I know, it's niggah
Sound like Ice JJ Fish
Fuck you, zoop talk
Yes, y'all
I just hit that, keep going bro, keep going
Ain't no singing now, it's serious talk
Kinda camera than me
I guess, I did unfollow that
Wait, what?
Uh, what's her name?
Sup
Yeah, I'm fallible. I don't play that you're not gonna be hanging around me saying
F this f that f that I'm follow cut from the program. She was nice though while I last
But cut. Okay. Next. Anyways, go ahead.
I don't even know how to love you.
You hear that shit, keep going, don't give up.
Just the way you want me to. Yes, I'm ready to love.
Yes, I'm ready
Yes
Y'all Max don't sing because if you ever hear Max sing it's auto small or it's not his voice
And he makes it with
Give me some of this thing
I don't sing. I'm finna learn how to sing right now
Sing sing
Let's do it. Let's do it duet actually
What song could we do?
Damn looks like a duet song damn
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey, thank you. I appreciate it. It's like this
What you know?
Some impatient man really
Who's that the widow was hoping close that door? I didn't even know they could do that anymore
I don't know that what is that frozen like what the fuck I know that though
Let it go. Let it go. Can't hold it back anymore. Let it go. Let it go.
Here I am. Here I am. Let the storm rage on.
The call never bothered me anyway
He had the room in there
Alright, Nick, I was the monitor
No, I was the tenor and you were the outer, Nick
You're not giving tenor, boo, you're giving base
I'm so sorry
Or base, and you was the sax
What's that she called?
The saxophone
Fuck, no, soprano
Oh, you weren't one of my favorite old artists
Talk to me
Luke Ellingson
You like him?
I used to be a, oh my god, y'all
I'm not gonna be no weird bitch
I used to be obsessed with Luke Ellingson
Sing some songs
Oh wait, I don't know his songs
But I just used to be obsessed with that at third grade. I was just like, oh my god
I used to know I used to fuck with Helen Keller
Really? Yeah, cuz she couldn't fucking read her right or she can see in here
She couldn't read or talk. It's like she the only person in all history that lived and was able to not see
Wait chat what Helen Keller couldn't do
God damn that's a motherfucker
She's strong as fuck
That's a lot why you're taking that away like I had taken that away from her
It was fake. I don't think Helen Kelly was real. I keep saying
Maxina stop saying that shit pearly
Wario fuckers you talking about bro. How the fuck she but write a book in five
Yo, we used to 625 from Skye.
Mrs. Puff.
Poe.
Don't add billet, Mrs. Puff.
No!
Yeah, keep going, bitch.
Watch where this goes today.
The fuck, the fuck are you talking about, don't you know?
I don't feel like Mrs. Puff, Puff.
Line harder.
Anything you give Mrs. Puff.
Stupid.
Wait, how do you learn your name?
I'm gonna kill you.
Wait.
Did you think I would be a son?
Bro, look. How did they know who that is?
Yo bro, let everyone type in here bro!
Hello?
Come on, can you please leave that to me?
Yeah!
Yo!
What?
Yo, that's pretty insane!
Have a good day!
What?
Yo, that's pretty insane.
Hahaha.
Alright.
Have a good day.
Like damn, bro.
Bro, you think I'm gonna go silent?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
300k, I told you.
Roger, let the Lord go.
He looks non-binary.
Yo, do I look non-binary in this?
It's not even a thing.
All right, girl.
Holy shit.
Nah, y'all got jokes in this guy.
Come on.
Make this thing big funny.
Y'all need to stop.
Then is.
Nah, I'm gonna keep it a butt.
The Orange tips game.
You got it.
I'm tired of Maxine.
Stop playing with me.
Tyler.
Max, well, again, that's my shit. My mom wanted me to be a lawyer. Well, she
didn't do you end up being a streamer. All right, what's wrong with that, bro?
It ain't gonna probably be in a streamer, but streamers stream. I hate when the
streamers try to outside and make other options like you. If you're a streamer, stay
the streamer. See, that's the problem, bro. Because that type of thinking me is
gonna reflect on your own work. That's bad. What does that mean? You gotta think
bigger than big yes it's bigger than black and white exactly exactly so
orange is the new black so then keep thinking baby I don't think small like
that you boxing yourself with other people and that's not good
I know that's your shit that has put you in an afro
they got your little devil here they said camera down now yeah Maxwell Elliott
Prince Nick that's my shit are y'all we'll see y'all calm down calm down yeah
You go black nigga heroes the right minute they sit off
Yeah, yeah, they put me in Jackson sticks back a fire
Oh
Yo, no legs a thing for the server
If I was a boy
You know that beyond
Beyonce might be a goat, bruh. Chat.
I misunderstood Beyonce, bruh. She's a goat.
Hello, we hear a fool.
We hear a fool.
I texted her already. Nigga, you already think you're a head of shit, bruh. You're late. You're the second.
Huh?
We can't. I'm fiscal.
Oh, she said there's no Wi-Fi.
There's no biggie-looking criteria. So I have to really understand what you're saying.
Back to the text to me.
Okay.
Lay that in the book.
You got the Wi-Fi backpack?
back by fire yeah I find it's got to get it to me when we get there that the
better nigga Wardrobe you're not a letter yeah hope it they hope it makes
sense chat we might lag a little in my leg we black because we protected
sky sky privacy
actual alias grow them back that's not my fucking name
I'm not your check body plan come by chance
What's your name?
We're gonna be the boys we'll be the niggas with the dicks like come on everybody when they get up you a fucking nigga
Fuck is you talking huh?
Why you just snatched my phone?
How do you know?
Oh my god, no service.
Yo, I'm a girl.
Chad, we might cut out, we might cut out, we might cut out.
We might cut out, we might cut out, we might cut out.
Yeah, but once we connect to Afro, we'll be there.
Nah, yeah, I think it's cut out.
Yeah.
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
My god
It hurts
I'll get back here
I
I'm good.
You might need to come back here to walk off.
Wait, are we there now?
I got connection.
Oh, I do need to walk on.
Yeah, give me a seat.
Thank you.
Hey, lady.
Yeah.
Got it?
I gotta walk off on my phone.
Hey, check.
Okay, I'm gonna go find a water plant.
I'm not gonna find that nature.
Okay.
I'm gonna go find a water plant.
How's that me?
It's okay.
Hey.
I'm gonna go find a water plant.
It's a good one.
Hi!
How do you say yes?
Wardrobe!
Hi!
Hey, hold it properly!
That is not...
How are you?
How are you sir?
You gotta hold him up like simple like...
Yeah.
What's your name?
Say your name.
What's your name? Say your name.
He can talk.
Can you say dada?
Say dada.
He not hearing nothing.
He happy boo.
I know he's almost 40 pounds.
Really? Yeah he's really big.
I was 8 pounds.
He was 10 pounds.
Yeah he was 10 pounds.
How you doing?
Ready?
How you doing?
Oh wait, you gotta be waiting for her to get hurt.
What happened?
Went for her stream to get hurt.
Oh, you guys want her to stream?
Alright, brother, let's do it.
He's doing it.
How's your day going?
How's everything?
How old is he?
He just turned 18 months.
Oh, they said, they said.
How do you hold a baby?
I don't know how to hold a baby, though, too.
Come here.
Oh, I love her.
They about holding her?
No, not how you hold.
I don't like his legs back on his legs.
See, I take it off.
No kidding.
It's like...
You don't like me at all?
No.
Oh, what should have told me?
He only was.
Damn, he only was.
But yeah, he taught us how to tell, like, some of his numbers and colors and letters and animal sounds.
Okay, so he know how to do that.
He know how to make his animals?
No, what's this one?
He's talking about making his animals.
He's old.
Damn bruh.
He's old.
He's 15.
Yeah, I've had him since I was like 9.
Really? So he's been through everything?
Yeah. I think it's Otis.
So Otis and him get along for no damn reason?
No. I mean they do,
but you gotta think like he's old.
So he kinda wants his,
yeah, he's very calm.
So he wants his like a long time and
besides his baby so he doesn't know any better.
baby so he doesn't know any better. He'd like to just leave him alone. So he'd be hitting it?
Huh? He'd be hitting it? No! No! No! But because I tried to just play with him. This is a girl or a boy.
It's a boy. I said it's in the oldest. Oh, oldest? Ain't nobody came to see you, oldest.
Yes, y'all. We cookin'.
Yes, okay. Listen. So look, we got all the ingredients.
Wardrobe was trying to say some of them wasn't proper, but I think they all did.
Did you get all organic?
Yes, everything organic.
Okay.
Everything organic.
But he was saying, not coconut water.
Right.
Yeah, what about it?
What about coconut water?
I have that at home.
Cool.
So then everything else?
Everything's good.
So the first item we got is this wild pot salmon.
It's not organic.
Ow.
That should be fine, but I already have one just in case.
Now he's prepared.
We got the page.
It's on?
You ready?
I could hit start when you want.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Thank you.
Hit it.
Get him out of there.
He knows where.
That is not his seat, bro.
Where?
You got him all next to the camera.
On my hand.
Where's your going to be?
A good popsicle.
Yeah, I am.
Get in.
You don't want to be in there.
He running loose.
He happy right now.
You got to sit down.
Get in.
You gotta sit down.
I hate you.
Okay.
Hey, um...
Don't move it.
Because he's so big, he's like kinda broken.
Hi.
What's the name again?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
Just die.
Come on.
Just die.
I'm gonna put him in here last minute because he's gonna do last leg.
Let me show you.
I gotta show you what we got though.
Okay.
Just die.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's learn.
Oh, you got the yogurt.
You gotta try it.
Good job.
I don't really like how fine I am here.
What'd you get?
I
Girl he needs on how to be quiet on the baby shower
Beside
That's the egg for the cake.
You got everything.
That's the egg you cracked it with.
You don't put any cake in it.
You can mix it.
Cupcake, you got frosting.
Frosting.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Who gave you the egg?
Not me! You did!
Lucky didn't drop it though.
Hey!
Lucky didn't get it. This is the front of everybody's table.
We got it.
Oh!
Oh, shoot. What is this?
Sweet potatoes? Okay, so, O.T., we need to make this sweet potato like now.
Okay.
Because it takes 30 minutes to cook.
It's very easy to cook.
I got to wash my hands.
Wash your hands, bro, you touch the food.
First of all, these is from the dirt.
God made dirt, dirt don't hurt.
So the sweet potatoes, they was picked up from the dirt, boo.
Which my ancestors had to pick up stuff from the dirt.
So this hand-
I'm glad too, you know that, right?
You mix with everything.
People have, you know, I don't got a girl,
a lot of colors in her.
All right.
That's why you come out with you, Dominican, Puerto Rican,
Italian, white, black, whatever.
So that's why these hands,
they come out and assesses, boo.
So when he was looking down, so the sweet potato that was picked up so it don't matter, he was still coos to do it.
The real, real, real, real thing.
You're still supposed to wash your hand before you start cooking.
Yes or no?
Yes.
He act like a handicap employee, etc. don't know how to cook.
We're just talking now, bro.
Yeah, you have to wash your hands first.
Let's do it.
Okay.
So let's see what he's got.
No, no rebel, no rebel, no rebel, no, no rebel.
No rebel, no rebel.
Okay, so these are mom, um...
Okay, I don't need water.
Hey, hey, hey.
Okay.
Stop!
I ain't with me, bro. Why'd you fling a water on me?
You see this?
Wait, you're gonna...
The biggest one.
If it weren't for the biggest, green.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, you got that.
No, no, no, no.
No, you can't have that.
This is the sweet potato. This is what you get.
wash and then you're supposed to dry it you got a dry mom the bathroom down the
Oh, those are one right there.
Oh, look.
Look.
It's dirty.
I told you.
You got to wash it off.
Ew.
It's too organic for me, folks.
It's too organic.
Organic or not, it's only dirty.
Okay, so we eat a lot.
You do?
We eat a lot.
So we can have these teeth to say off the wall.
Goodbye.
Hello?
Hi, Cassidy.
What are you doing?
Okay.
So, I helped the cutting board, so they're going to have the instructions.
Yeah.
That's what I think we say, though.
Where you want them to show you.
Let me show you how you do it.
Okay.
I'm going to under the water.
Okay.
There.
Let's get one here.
Do you want one?
Yeah.
You can do it.
You can make it.
It takes really little seconds.
Okay.
Feel it?
Okay.
Feel it? Okay, now grab it. Grab the paper towel. Grab it. You got it.
Okay, boom. It ain't no work time now. You go grab it. Grab the towel. No, no, no.
You're not listening. You grab it and you got to wipe it, boo. Okay, yeah. Oh,
if you're not doing it, grab it and wipe.
I got you a lot farther off.
Yes.
Do you want the password?
Oh, he has it too.
Alright.
Come on now.
Alright.
Yeah, alright.
Alright, so you can push him.
Alright.
So.
There you go.
Um.
Max, can you please help cook something?
Hey, I'm cooking it.
Bro, stop wearing it on me.
Wipe eyes together.
Hey, hey, hey.
Stop.
Wipe eyes together.
He's not wearing the wrong one.
Why five together?
He's screaming.
You keep screaming to me, bro.
I'm hearing it.
He's screaming. You're staring.
He's not screaming at me.
He's like you said there.
What?
Yeah.
He's just happy.
He's just happy to be alive.
He's just happy to be here, you know?
Let me try here
We don't figure it out though, I don't figure it out.
I just can't cut them the way I usually do it, so we don't figure it out.
It's not easy.
Alright, alright.
As you all know how I get rid of cooking shit, and stuff.
You don't know what to do with things yet.
Okay.
Those are potatoes.
Okay.
So we're gonna put this on.
Now why don't you give me this word actually?
Here, it's like a curve.
You gotta clean it.
You need a potato.
When you see it, go with the curve.
Nah, I just fell, I didn't know.
Go on, play with the cars, bro, come on, bro.
Go with the curve, go with the curve.
Okay, you look at that.
Chat, you try.
I'm gonna hit it.
Damn, it's the first time.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, see?
You got the curve in it, yeah.
I hear that.
I heard you the first time.
I didn't hear the curve.
I heard you.
You feel me?
Oh, you hear that, right?
Yeah.
Bro, what's up, bro?
Okay, so why you holding it like that, though?
I'm actually excited to have a cookie for you, so.
Okay, so I cut the ends off.
Let's see if the same goes.
These are small, so usually I just slice it in the middle.
I'm gonna cut it too.
So you just cut the end.
There's a knife right there.
Yeah, I cut both sides and now because of these are small, I'm gonna have to take them off. I can never...
Oh, I forgot he don't like me at all.
Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on now. He must be drinking.
You're serious?
Wait, why we cutting it like that?
Oh, you're not doing this. I'm holding it.
As long as we get two good ones, we're good.
Good, that was good.
You can't fool.
Who in that hall can go brother?
Do you cry?
If he's tired or if I do have food, because he's real greedy.
So if you have food and he can't have your food, yeah, he'll cry.
He'll cry.
He look like Crystal.
He look like who?
Crystal, she put her hair back on her eyes.
I'm not telling you.
Anyways, I'm putting the avocado oil.
You just rub it like that.
I messed up.
It's okay.
Let me see it.
Just cut this off and try to do it again.
Alright.
I told you I'm a rookie soon.
Alright.
It's okay.
Work out how many things you need.
Doing nothing.
What are you?
Why is he on the side?
How you doing?
I'm fine.
How did you...
How do you do this?
I'm not going to say it.
How do you do this?
Well, I don't think you can find it.
Good.
What about this? How's this?
That's good.
Now pour a little bit of avocado oil on it.
avocado oil on it, and rub it.
That's good.
Come on, chat like.
Oh my God, it does not work. That's an old toy. Don't break it.
What do they know how to do it?
You riding the horse being the horse looking like a horse how?
And move to and I actually could feel it it don't even break
Girl if it could fit me
Click it easy.
Not Tyler Wild, Wildy.
Ahhhh.
You don't need more, we'll do it.
Nope, that's it.
This is just going to cook yourself.
You did the order, but it was not ready.
I'm here to help you.
We don't put it for about 30 minutes.
Are you making a tits up?
No.
I'll find you anything, I'll find you any ring and filter, when you teach me, can you
And break me to you, break me from this daydream
I'm going down and down and down
And I just can't believe what you've lost
You know it's like baby, baby, baby
Oh, I like baby, baby, baby
Oh, I like baby
I think it's good
That was trash, right?
That was horrible, not gonna lie
But it's gonna be my forename
I thought you asked me that down
You leaked your number, what'd you say?
I thought I wanted to say something.
Yo, think for that sub.
They say you just loud on the creek.
What?
I don't know, man.
They say he's just loud on the creek.
Damn, that's hot, Jack.
No.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Yo, is he going to help?
Why are you not helping this guy?
I'm doing all the work, bro.
He's not even babysitting for him, for real.
Girl, that baby don't listen.
Let's see if you listen.
Shit, what? I don't know what to even ask a bro.
Now look.
I'm hiding the ball.
We gotta see which hand it's in. Which hand?
Come on, pick wisely.
That's not the goal.
That's the camera.
It's a mic.
You find it to be a streamer.
She said she want her baby to do anything but be like Rekha.
She actually saw me.
Yo, that's crazy.
Yo, Chad, that's not crazy.
Yo, what?
Ready?
Yeah!
Hmm.
Hmm?
Oh
Say
There you go.
I'm just saying it's colors.
Oh, he's, oh.
Red. Red.
He just stole that from you.
Whoa.
Whoa? You just said, whoa, how you knew that?
Whoa!
Green?
Jere, Jere, Jere.
He's like me.
Wait, so what was he like when he was a baby?
I don't know how it came out, like with a big head.
You was like, was it like quiet?
I don't know.
Well, my earliest memory, I had my head almost bled out and then I almost...
No, why? Okay, let's talk toddler.
Child of the year, seven, eight, nine, ten. How was doing school?
Uh, you know, I was pretty smart. Like, I was like, friend of class.
Okay, so what about them old clips I see you with big hair like this and your skin was like, so much like,
Like, I don't know, your skin was like,
I don't know, I think the tattoo was like, definitely, too.
But like, you had no tattoos, it was like this,
it was like a baby, like, like 16, 17.
What'd you say?
You were crying in the heights for you, it was loud.
I was like, you know, I'm quiet,
play fast school in this school.
I don't get that, I was good at math.
Would they, they made fun of you at school?
Why you're swimming in that?
I'm acting, did they?
I'm acting.
I was playing Pokemon this year.
I heard when you first made the stream,
it made you feel very like, huh.
But then, like you said, I was very,
huh, you just did a neck move.
You was very toxic and like, I was.
So that's because it was being bullied.
Very different than how I used to be.
Yes, I actually got very,
so you know what happened to me, bro?
Eighth grade, like,
like, seventh, eighth grade, like,
this is it.
Did I beat up?
Don't laugh.
put away and he give my life out. Okay. Basically, what you looking at? Basically, we grow up
not gonna lie like, we quite essentially grow up like, I'm not gonna lie like, they used
to be weird, but there used to be this thing in school, they used to call it a, I'm gonna
blur the word, free possession. I don't, sorry, but like this is real life story, so you
can't ban us. And basically what the kids would do is a mean bully. Like we would just touch the kids,
like other students would touch the kids. Yeah, and I was little as hell. I was like five one.
So there would be, did you about to laugh? No, I'm actually a shock. I expect, I expect you to know
I'm like, nah, but basically, um, yeah, but it wouldn't be on some like actual, you know what I'm
I'm sorry that any bit in Washington might be a sensitive to these subjects, but yeah
But they would just like scream it out like we be in band class. It was cream out blank sash
And just run up on you just start touching you like trying to touch you. Yeah, okay
She was very weird. So then you reported anything like well
I didn't really know what to do. So you was going to scream it too. No, it's happening
I was like five months
those head all the big ass cuz you know when you were middle school bro you
either 411 or you six foot already there's no in between but either hip
people you already already did so like yeah bro anybody watching bro anybody
doing weird stuff to you tell somebody okay but they ended up finding out and
then they got like because what's up little bro
Toys over
But yeah, brother
Pretty toxic after that. I was pretty well. I started swimming. I was mad toxic
What's good, bro, what you want
Yeah
Right
I don't know, I think we're doing the sweet potatoes on you look like you ready to eat
some cake and Coca-Cola.
That's bad.
I did take it out, but we only can eat the cake when that baby comes out.
What you acting at, bro?
Bro, there's nothing out here.
You want to go outside?
I can't let you out in your backyard.
It's not my home, bro.
It's not my home.
You got a book?
You want to read to me?
Yeah.
There's a book right here. You ready?
There's a book on corona virus.
Girl, play!
Oh, it's a cooking book. We can do that.
Yes!
Where you at?
Now I'm with my mom. Now I'm with my baby city.
What's up, bro?
I'll be your answer.
Shedding, batting, embracing, breathing.
That's down.
Come here, come here.
Why is the dog scared of me, bro?
I'm gonna hold you like symbolite.
Come down, bro.
You know how to play basketball?
Come on, come on, come on. This way. This way.
Right here, you know how to... Missy?
No.
he's gonna be the next NBA star you got oh not a suit no I didn't mean drop it
like look there's no ball attack oh no I got to go oh you're genius
we got we got have him doing layup line this is how I'm gonna have my son like
as soon as you come out of one brother you straight on that court three-pointer
right there right here no no no no TV time we train it no TV time come here
oh Scott what's that basketball I guess Mike you already messed up now they've
really left me on babysitting duties that you know I got a couch now you
You ain't got enough late-tower.
Hey.
I'm just gonna take you to the music.
Listen.
I'm gonna take you to the music.
My boy, Lacey, calling me.
I'm gonna take you to the music.
We're good.
What's the journalist producing?
What's up?
Hi.
Oh, I just saw a clip.
Uh-huh.
You said you need somewhere to live.
I might.
I'm not gonna lie.
Uh-huh.
I don't know.
I'm not sure yet, bro.
Listen.
We have one leader.
We have a whole extra room, and we have an entire basement.
OK, so you got room for me?
Hello?
Do you got room for me?
Well, we have the movie theater.
We have a room for us.
No, but I don't think you understand, Lacey.
I might be homeless for like three days.
You will really let me pull up.
Bro, you can pull up for three days.
You ask why?
All right, if you're serious about this,
send a contract right now.
OK, I'll send a contract.
OK, you will get the contract.
We only want 80%
Say what's up
Wait 80%
Get on my line big black boy
What are you talking about?
You like
You funny you laughing
You like stuffed animals?
What you looking for Jerm?
We want him bald
It's got back in there
Wait where the phone at?
I can't laugh. My phone just touched the couch.
We're on no land.
What?
I'm just kidding.
Ahhhh.
Wooo!
Go away.
Oh.
I'm so excited.
I'm gonna go back to the air box, I'm gonna take a look.
Hey, Buster.
Okay, uh...
Alright, guys, we're back cooking.
Okay, we're back.
Come on, back now.
What's the problem, me?
Otis.
You can be like, in the body, from the ceiling.
Right?
Right, so salmon, not too much.
We're gonna do...
Man, I gotta get the...
What's that?
It's a hand.
Oh, shoot.
Right?
I've never even seen one of those.
Wait, how you doing?
Dange, I'm gonna wipe my keep going and then out.
On the phone?
Yeah.
Wait, I'm never so late, so this is multiple pots?
Yeah.
Hey, Miles, get on and we don't do that, we don't do that slurpage.
I know what I'm talking about.
It's too much slurpage.
to see what you like that it's because we have I have different pots
we're gonna put a piece of butter so cut like we can cut like a piece of butter
Yes, there you go
Wardrobe we finally cook enough
Chef wardrobe. I don't think they forgot why they see and W. Lacey
Cuz he said he said that he would let me stay as quick really yeah
I'll have a house right now
But I should be in a I should be here by
That's what they said. August they're on.
I thought you'd be homeless.
Wait, don't confuse.
You know you're not going to be.
So, so, where you want where is that going to be at?
Where else?
The house I'm currently at will let me keep stuff there because they don't have any new renter yet, but
we're trying to figure out, huh?
I'll be in the room.
I'll pay that 20K a month.
All right.
I know you showed us 70,000 you made from Streamer U, but it's consistent.
It's consistent.
Wait.
Yeah, that's AI.
Okay, so now we're going to let this stand.
That's AI.
Why are you always saying it, girl?
Go away.
I don't hear no sizzle.
No sizzle?
could you don't want to burn the butter okay so we're we we make it some for us
tour just a little bit of salt he doesn't really like salt but we'll do that
It's the oldest to pack her stuff and go
So now yeah, I would not hold this
If you was design
If you was this I
What me?
No, I'm not kicked out just by that
I didn't know I
I'm in the way that's for better opportunities in a small town really
Okay, and so you know I'm like two hours away from the airport. It's North Carolina
So it's okay this niggas and girls can climb me up, but it's okay. How the fuck am I going to get to the airport?
Right, you know, so okay, so now I think I know how to do this
That's kind of y'all we gonna cut an avocado
Do it in a circle
No.
Yo, chat.
I'm not going to add that.
There's some people saying weird stuff.
Please moderate that.
What are they saying?
No, nothing.
If I say it's weird, why would you read it?
They talk about me.
Not everything about you, Wario.
Now, uh, I'm not a good speaker.
No, that's, you're doing wrong.
It's okay.
We're moving flat.
Yo, thank you for that fine service and my beer.
Yo, Keon, thank you for being a best model.
They say do blind deaf mute. I don't know if that's possible.
We're doing that with the cupcakes.
Okay.
Chat blind deaf mute with the cupcakes.
Wait, so how?
Don't stop me yet, it is.
Thank God, we're mutin' as you please.
Okay, so what are we doing here?
Oh, you don't know how to cook, huh? You gotta step up.
Here. Love out of it. Here.
Y'all know I am here.
Why are you decoupling me there?
Because you gotta make it bigger.
No, you're supposed to do it even, so it's only one half.
But get a little bit round.
Go. Okay.
You would have been kicked off the island, bro.
Where's your car out of the pit?
We're in the countryside.
Wait, we're going to hear what you're saying?
No.
Wait, so he's just eating avocado?
Hey, you're taking up a lot of space.
Oh, move.
You just trying to trip me?
No.
Oh, wow.
So he just eat avocado?
Yes, bro.
Not every one.
Every would you you ask her every day, bro. Like Rose told
Not too much easy a lot
Yeah, I'm right here with it
I got first
Wait, you leaving?
Wait, what's this?
This is fruit?
No, that's fake. That's an artichoke.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, this is like an artichoke gift.
That's good. That's good enough.
What the hell?
Artichoke gift.
Okay.
Okay, that's good enough.
All right.
Let the game begin.
Basically, all that stuff, you gotta wait for the sweet potato, and then, let's have a look at that.
I love that she's feeding the baby first.
Right.
Oh wait, they didn't say that. They said I love that she's feeding the baby nutritious meals.
Nutritious.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, that's actually healthy.
Yeah, not real.
And it's very important to eat healthy.
I don't know, I don't know, I was eating, I don't know, Lito's pizza, was that cold?
So it's you yesterday?
Um, I had rotisserie chicken, broccoli, sweet potatoes, and sushi.
That's healthy.
Yeah.
I had baked chicken outside of avocado, organic.
Beef for real.
Bitch, beef for real.
You had Roscoe's.
You had Roscoe's again.
That's how I'm not the fucking business.
I'm a shut up.
Shut up.
I don't think you're gonna leave it.
Hahaha.
Tell ya, I ain't ever met it. Every day.
How far is it going?
How far is it going? How far across the road?
Just leave it.
Why? Yeah, Erewhon, we don't go there.
That's all we ever do.
It's just so expensive.
Nah, it is. Man, it's expensive.
It's really expensive.
I spent $120 on it.
Man, we...
I'm not so good at cheese, but it's good.
Y'all, and I didn't even eat the broccoli.
I had it, baby.
But it's a lot more.
I got mac and cheese.
That's a lot.
That's a lot, baby.
That's a lot.
That is.
And it's a little more since though, like, you have to eat more.
But it's just too much.
Way too much.
You didn't even taste it.
Veronica chewed.
I was cutting the avocados.
But the thing is, I don't...
I think it's enough.
Is this good?
The avocado?
Okay, oh this is plate. Yeah
What's the big
You know
Okay, wait, so is this done so I'll put it on here now
I thought you were just feeding him whole, whole starving.
No, you gotta chop it up.
He's a baby. He doesn't know how to cut it yet.
So where you gonna be eating when he get older?
Um, so healthy food.
With different variations.
Right now he's only one.
So he doesn't need that.
I mean, today he just had class.
We did go to on-course station today.
It was really good because that's my favorite restaurant.
It's not in their clothing?
In their clothing?
He might be a musical genius.
Oh my gosh.
Yes. No, no, no, this the one.
I thought it was basketball.
That's not your phone.
It's the caller right here.
Yes, come on.
I'm going to teach you hot cross minds.
It's not music either.
I have to see who's up in here with my grandbaby.
Nice to meet you.
I'm my sweetie.
You having fun?
Are you having fun?
Are you cooking?
Yeah.
He's on the keyboard now.
Everything organic, sweet potatoes, salmon, with other things.
Avocado.
He's on he's on the keyboard
Organics sweet potatoes Simon um with other thing
Avocado, that's why no way um it was a car and um heavy on a Greek yogurt
Period I know that's why
You show me your toys? You show me your bike? Wow. Show me your bike. Show me your bike.
Have I done that? Yeah, what color is your bike? What color? What color is the bike? What color is this? What color?
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
All right.
I got that on my machine.
Oh!
Yeah.
Oh!
What's going on?
I'm here until the very end.
I'm doing Olympics, so I know you like to work out and stuff.
What?
I told you that.
Just kidding.
She told me how you work out.
You know how to do it.
So like, what do I need?
do I need cuz I'm feeling I gotta do some running I got a ride a ball I gotta be
jump the jets and I don't do a lot so what I need to eat for the well you see
what she's making yeah that's a good start so that this is a good start did
you like diet right I mean I can't eat meat but I'm also sticking to the
vegetarian side cuz I've been vegan for five years oh yeah
I've been trying to work out, I mean it's trying to work out, it's trying, do you eat lettuce or do you hear about what happens when you're moving on Mars?
I know, it's going to sound strange but I don't cook vegetables anymore. I have it in like a few years.
Everybody has their way of eating, so for me, what grows best is a high protein, so mostly meat for me.
I felt like when I was eating vegetables, it would cause inflammation in my joints, my veins, I was still moving.
So, again, it just works for me not to.
And now with the steels going on now, with the greens, and it's like, it made my...
It made my...
What do you mean?
It made me just more like, you know...
Yeah.
So should I just get my bananas?
Because he ate a lot of bananas every day.
Why do you keep saying that?
Because you know...
Are you like when they...
So every day, when you wake up,
he start his diet with chicken and waffles.
Oh, no.
Automatically cheese.
Uh-uh.
Candy-m's if we're lucky.
No, no, no.
It's Roscoe's.
Tell them no order, bro.
And brits with cheese.
No.
What are you talking about?
You're not making any progress in this area.
Why are you crying?
What are you doing, babe? You want that attention.
I know you want the attention.
He's got one more.
Yeah, I will say this.
The first thing you should put in your body every day should be protein.
Don't do the waffles. Don't do pancakes.
Strictly protein.
Okay, and what protein? Like, raw eggs?
Yeah, I like eggs.
Okay, I like eggs.
Okay, any kind of meat, but I look I'm a right meat girl
So if you just a ground beef and eggs, that's a good start with some like a side of avocado
That's a good start to your day. That'll say say to you and hold you for a few hours when you're not really snacking
Oh
No, no, I'm definitely going to take that amount to you.
These last, these couple three days,
I gotta really get athletic and really drink.
And what do you consider drinking too?
Water.
Water, green tea.
You gotta put out, I'm not a big water drinker.
I thought you got it.
You gotta put out the sugar.
You just gotta put out bad sugar.
You can have fruit, buddies.
It's okay, just a little.
They got my quiche.
But yeah, you just gotta cut out the plastic sugar.
Um, cut out for bad cops, don't eat too many cops.
Is he my lease?
There you go.
Wait a minute, what's that doing up in here?
It's not my labor.
I thought you wanted those.
No, he made a personal order.
He wanted a personal order.
You did that.
Who bought this up in here?
I'm making cupcakes at home.
Who made this?
I'm making cupcakes.
I'm not alive.
I don't make it, but I'm not going to eat it.
the next baby glitch for sure.
We kissed you.
It's good, sorry, now again, we kissed you.
Pretty much done, we're just waiting for the sweet potato.
Okay, okay, here you go.
All right, you having a good time, Carol?
Give me a kiss.
I'll see you later.
You gonna take a look?
I need more medicine now.
All right.
April, look.
Are you all good?
Take the advice for real.
Nice to meet you.
to all so I think maples have something to do with it.
What's up, man?
No.
I don't know how to do that.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Road.
Well, he's probably going to...
He's probably going to...
Yeah.
Wait, Tim, well, can you get the other parts of the mix in front of me?
I want to try.
That's not going to help.
So, you have to take one out and we're going to have to put it in hot water because it's
frozen.
Okay.
There you go.
Come on, we got this.
Go back in here.
That's not what I meant.
We've got this one.
We'll go back and see.
That's not what I meant.
Carol, how do you open this?
It should just be by the same...
Yeah, that.
Exactly.
So how...
Wait, so these guys have to sign me this shoe?
Oh, you mean you can sign it?
No, it's just frozen, but we can use that for yours.
Oh, well, why don't I get this one?
Oh, nothing in that home but a honey-natured real nigga.
For real.
You guys.
Hot water.
What the hell?
That was surprisingly abletty though.
I'm not gonna really...
No I should because if you keep your mouth shut, it's up.
No, no.
Why not say I can put your face back in normal shape
since I built it.
What's your nose tip?
Oh no.
Wait, hold on.
It just fits the way...
You know, it's just the magic.
I'm not cursing in front of baby chill only when he outside the room. I would never stop
Okay, so you're not gonna make your own family.
I didn't do it.
Yeah, everything's fine.
I didn't do it.
You did help, man.
You didn't help me.
I was trying to help.
You know what?
I'm prepped.
I'm the prepper.
You're the prepper.
I'm the wardrobe prepper.
Yes.
You see her tattoo?
Oh, the girl tattoo.
It's kind of interesting.
You got the tattoo?
Yeah, I did.
It's of a K with my son's face.
Oh.
What is it's feeling though, so it looks a little thing.
That's tired, did you guys get it?
Hey, are you ready to eat or no?
No.
Oh, he said no, he's not ready to eat.
He said no?
No.
Now he just thinks.
What color is this?
No, you're getting the silent one.
What color is that?
I don't know if you know gray.
Wow.
Huh?
No shame Natalie need to put him in baddies no shame
Wait you want time to stand me bro, I'm sure is
Wait so what's the berries for I put that in his yogurt, so it's like a dessert. I'll make his yogurt
Yeah, he's gonna have that
He goes to his bed time, he's like eight. Today it can be like eight, because he didn't take a nap today.
I want to thank for this uh, thank for this one.
If you want to see him quick.
Oh yeah, if you're like super loud then no.
Okay.
Shh.
I want to thank you.
Okay, okay.
Ooh, don't get crossed out now.
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
It's that look a hungry chat look at you get some some
Put frozen salmon hot water hot water ruins the fish texture and germs let it grow outside
I know nobody take that long message in the chat bro.
It was wrong with it.
No, come back in here.
Yo.
We're in the lives of that sub, bro.
Let's go.
Healthy meal, I'm not going to lie.
Y'all, if you were a baby and you ate this, what'd you mean I ate this?
I know how I would.
If my mom helped me cook this everyday, I'll be looking skinny.
you know you can get that air wand instead of the cheesecake
no he didn't fall
almost crashed him
I'm so sorry
crashed how to
I ain't crashed you
no I wouldn't
he wouldn't have been out of here
oh
here we go
You put it out of here, and then you break it.
You break it, you're going to break it.
You're going to break it.
Okay, let's go sit in your high-heat.
No, what?
You're still sitting in your high-heat.
They said wardrobe doesn't break you.
He drank coconut water, but we ain't got no coconut water.
No, I have some.
I put it in his little...
Okay, okay.
Where are we going?
We're going to pee.
Pee-pah, pee-pah.
I do not see if you put milk.
Yes, you should.
You should have put milk.
What you're putting milk in that, baby?
Let's see. Let's see.
Let's see. You want one of these shirts?
Yeah.
It's lower.
See if you put that in there.
Let's see.
You put it in there.
I can put it right here.
It's milk, bro.
All right.
The big one.
All right.
Put it right here.
Do not move this high chair because it will collapse.
10 out of 10, 4 or 8, 5 star, for me.
This is a 10 out of 10 meal.
No cop.
And I do this every day.
So I decided to make your meal.
We today, we have avocado made with a pinch of salt cut up by me.
We have the sweet potatoes that was hand washed, picked and everything cut up inside like a little tiny squares with a little bit of salt.
And then your mouth so you don't like no seasoning boost. So we had the summit
We removed the peeling off the summit, and then we added some more
And then we added a little bit of coconut water inside your truck
So that's what we're gonna give you today and let us know what you're ready to run through out of town. Okay
Okay
Okay, the sweet potato is too hot today sir, so we're just going to pipe down.
When you get somebody to plate, in order for us not to get sued, we have to tell you that
it's hot, okay?
So the food is hot.
Hello?
Hi!
You understand?
Hi!
Hello?
Yep, the food is hot.
You understand?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay, so, I'm just mashing.
Oh!
It should work.
Yeah, it'll, it's gonna be good.
Because I...
Hi.
Okay.
Again, don't let her touch the sweet potato.
Today, we have this cut up inside.
Please do not touch the sweet potato because it is hot.
And then we have the mashed up mashed potatoes.
I meant avocados.
You did nothing.
Wait, I said don't touch it, it was hot.
hot you serve it also you know what I'm saying we're not mad don't care you
brought food out you know how to eat it right if I want him to like I'll let me
see if you're good here you go
oh wow or are just like because sometimes he doesn't get all the time
I had a big bite.
But just don't do too much because he can choke.
Yes.
Mmm.
Hold on, he's messing with it.
He's kicking his feet.
Okay, okay, he's...
All right, all right.
How did that taste?
We had to add a little bit less salt
because we said it wouldn't be spicy.
So it's a good desire now.
Don't listen to him, y'all.
He just was saying no all day.
I'm sure because I really put my hands up into this food.
I really tried my best.
You didn't do it.
I did. I promise. I promise I did.
You didn't know it was like this.
You're a word.
Give me some sweet potato, bro.
It's hot.
I mean...
Have you ever had a mix?
This is what I call a good specialist, make you an avocado through, and you're going to
put some salmon in there.
This makes and has everything you like.
And here's a little bit of your coconut water.
Mmm, it's over there.
Is it good?
He's like, I caught him in the water.
Good.
Yeah.
That'll be one of the best shots.
Come on.
He's there next to you like he's lying.
Like he got pranked.
Huh?
What you mean, man?
You doggy, little bird.
OK, give me a little water.
OK, it ain't your fault.
You're not going to eat your food.
Yes.
You always eat your food before you drink, huh?
Oh.
OK.
Are you ready for the sweet potato?
Yes.
You awful?
You can't get no food, bro.
No, no.
His stomach right now?
Are you crazy?
No.
We just had the ones for about six days.
Oh, no.
We either fed it with the good or no.
No food, okay.
Is it too hot?
No, no.
Sweet potato.
He do, he like the sweet potato.
He'll tell you if it's hot,
and you'll be like, hot.
Oh.
Hot or no hot?
Let's see.
Hot.
I
What's that?
Say step daddy.
Right.
You looking at the stars, bro?
Ah.
Wow.
What's up there?
Hmm.
There you go.
Ah.
Look.
Look, bro.
Bye.
Mom, how come you're not even out of town yet?
Huh?
That looked good.
Good deal.
I'm ready for my piece.
Come on.
More.
The same thing you eat.
But here.
Here.
No.
Oh no.
I thought she was getting more food.
Oh.
This.
Is he potty-trank?
Oh, he's learning.
So if I put him on the pot, he will use it, but he can't right now like tell me his
I
So I can't have
No
That hurts my feelings
Okay, so you is one
Wait, so is there no one change you out there yours because he didn't even miss for 365 days, right?
So what are the noses?
He likes to get in your boob.
Grandbysen.
He likes crab so he'll have crabs.
Real crab.
I'm trying to think.
He likes steak.
Where do I steak?
Steak.
You say a steak.
You sure you're not saying steak?
No.
You talking to you?
No.
Right?
You said no.
You saying a steak?
I know.
I'm saying yes.
What we're saying?
Yeah, here.
I don't know why do you think he just eats the same meal like everybody?
I thought he did.
No.
What do you think?
I don't know why do you think he just eats the same meal like everybody?
I thought he did.
No.
I thought he did.
No.
He was just dropping a lot of things here.
I'm talking about a lot.
Say, in 2026, babies coming out over them, clip farming,
it's over, bro.
Yeah, you're baby might need an extra copy when you clip farming.
How was he clip farming?
Not funny, Acre Simon is good.
Right, he's come to lose.
He is a natural.
Oh, he's building up.
Beautiful.
OK, we don't use our hands.
They said, hey, give me some PR attorney.
They said, what about applesauce or no?
Have a baby.
Oh, applesauce?
That was organic, yeah.
Organic?
Only key jerks.
So what she said, if you don't give her hands,
her hands are great.
No hands.
Yeah, he's trying.
He's trying.
He's holding it in the way.
You said what?
How you got yams on your leg, bro?
Right.
God, you're welcome.
Actually, one of your favorite things, organic, that she eat.
I mean, it's not.
What is organic?
Organic just means it's not.
It doesn't have hormones in it and stuff.
Yeah.
So it's like way healthier.
Well, better.
I mean, it doesn't matter what you eat in the United States.
It's no hands please.
It has stuff in it so...
Yes.
Oh shout out to Omar.
That was on your left.
Oh you just as funny.
You a clip on.
Alright bro.
Shout out to Omar my pretty people that are watching this.
Bro.
Ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba.
Ba.
I know what she feed the dog.
What's up what she feed the dog?
Um, what he used to eat.
I will cook him brown chicken with nothing in it and then or turkey but his stomach can't handle it anymore
So now he has to eat like a specific
12 weeks pregnant
Oh wow
Why would it be bad she's pregnant as this you just has a long way to go pregnancy goes up to 41 weeks
I don't know I'll be coming down the week.
I didn't make it to 41.
I wanted to get in loose.
I said get him out.
What are you doing?
Are you this bored?
I'm fucking dead.
He's trying to dance.
Hey, you just want the attention.
No, watch your neck, man.
You just want the attention.
But yeah, I got in loose at 39 weeks.
Not to share my father's business or none,
He came on like like three weeks early and like he was so small you fit in my dad hands
Oh, yeah
I know I saw my friend had a baby and it was so tiny
What are you doing over there?
I'm just being bad.
Not a way of putting things up in the shed.
Oh, I know that's right. I hope all y'all in the comments
are going to teach our baby like Scott.
What's some advice for the new mothers that how can they be like...
Nah, that's a good question.
How can they be like, how can I treat their baby
to get healthy and have a general...
Ah!
I'm so sorry.
What's the question again? I'm sorry Wardrobe.
Like how to eat.
How can the baby be healthy?
Yeah, I'm hoping, like, most of us, like,
three in a row can try to be given white food.
Just, um, cold foods, feed them whole foods,
mainly protein.
If it is gonna be carbs, this is a good carb.
Not white carbs, like, french fries and stuff.
If you do wanna give your kid french fries,
get the ones cooked in beef tallow.
I have some in my freezer,
and it's just potato, salt, and beef tallow.
So I also don't get things that say like on the package like this an ingredient is added to like preserve it
Because that's not good. So I like to do five ingredients or less
Anything extra or I can always get me. I'm not eating. I
need to understand what's happening
And I didn't give him like the jar baby food when he was do you know what you're doing?
Yes, yes, yes.
You better make your sandwich. Bro, let me get a piece too.
I will. Go ahead, continue.
He never ate jar stuck on baby food.
He never ate jar baby food?
No, I've been cooking his food since 30.
Really?
Mm-mm, because that stuff, think about it, it just sits on the shelf. That's not good.
That's...ugh.
I
Be shocked
I mean with no names no names, but I don't know if you put the context clues together
Max you wore different outfits. She wore different
Was wearing the same outfit
Look, I know we're not talking about
No, I'm wearing the same backpack every day.
There's the little, you know what I'm saying?
He doesn't have the same outfit every day.
They say you're talking about some bird.
You're talking about some bird.
No, no, no, no, no.
Are you scared?
No, I'm not.
I'm not in the physical health.
Oh my God!
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm not talking about nobody that I know. I know Seberg. I know Crystal. I'm the last
man she's gonna be in front of you. But I'll let me slept in the bed in the hotel with
Crystal. I'm not sleeping in the bed. But you're not. I think it was very, very hot out there.
It was hot and it was a lot of hot. But you also can change. If there's no way you
I didn't notice that people were wearing the same stuff, because I was just a round job.
I wasn't really around anybody inside. I don't know.
Max, you want your salmon? Yeah.
Yes, go cook your salmon.
Do you want anything to drink or something? I'm good.
Oh my God, you drink the red bull? Of course.
Yes, girl, I went to the house. Boo, that's everything. I'm like, you're the
This gets me where you part two because there ain't no way
Oh, that could be a free day at y'all can't sell
Salmon bro finally not fried chicken y'all can tell me
I eat better word of all.
Word of all I take are one, and word of broccoli, and strawberry shortcake.
Oh, oh!
You like it?
Alright, tell me something.
I got no cream, I got cheese.
I got um...
What type of meat I got?
What do we think?
You know what they were saying in my comments when we was at your university?
They said wardrobe is losing weight.
Yes!
I don't know about nails.
Oh wait, right, hudah.
Hudah.
You're a, where are you at, cause there's so much walking we're doing, but you can't,
but you can't be eating like that, wardrobe.
Girl, I have mac and cheese.
Okay.
Oh, buffalo cauliflower, that's good.
That's the new, that's the no shade, that's my new cheat code.
Buffalo cauliflower is the new cheat code.
It's good.
Um, yeah.
I have broccoli, the super greens, but I ain't get to eat it cause I'm a spoon.
I'm trying to think. I thought I didn't move the other ingredients that I had with the meat I had.
Oh my gosh.
I just asked something.
Oh, just asking. There's salmon, short rib, the...
There's a little cauliflower, mac and cheese.
I don't know anything that I had posted. Let me go in my...
Let me go ahead and grab one.
Bro, be for real, I saw what you ordered, bro.
Bro, I've got two things you did not get to do for you mad.
Yes, I did.
Why are you doing that?
Oh, I've got the termite chicken tenders.
Chicken tenders.
What?
Hailey Bieber's movie.
Absolutely.
That makes you...
Strawberry Shortcake.
Exactly.
Chicken tenders.
Mm-hmm, buffalo powder flour, and then right there, right there, where I put it was the, um,
going through my cheese, and that's, that's Luca's stuff. That one slider cost $20, Luca.
Triple chocolate chip cookie. It's supposed to be $9. Yeah. Thank you. You're tweeting, bro.
It's a bomb. It's a bomb. You gotta lock in. You want to win that stream with you or not?
Girl, I am. This is what I'm eating now. For the rest of my, for the rest of my days.
Yeah, for the rest of your two days. Yeah.
wait you cook how long you put the
Simon on for
uh what's that?
Is it to spin up or down?
Yeah, it's up.
They're saying season it, season it.
Come on, bro.
No, we're mad at standing.
Hey girls, I like a man that can cook them down.
You gotta kill about that.
I might gotta learn.
Wait, I don't know how to cook y'all.
I don't know how to cook either. My man don't know how to cook. I don't know how to cook.
If you're unhealthy, you can't cook Creole.
I don't know how to cook.
Salt, pepper, and garlic powder.
What's the name of that?
Stop flipping it. We got a seasoning. We're not going to season the bottle.
Bro, get your hands down and dirty. You're not doing anything.
That's taco seasoning.
Are you serious?
Come on down. Who would say taco seasoning on it? That's a Creole seasoning.
This is why white people are saying white people don't listen.
Alright, a little bit white.
He's Italian though.
That's what we're reckoning over there.
Come on, bro.
Now you can tell Luca is cooking for real for you.
You can tell my boy gets down.
You cook, Luca.
A little bit, mac and cheese.
You know who cooked? Magic cook.
Magic cook, no cash.
Come on, Mac and cheese.
Nothing else?
Uh, uh, uh, I thought it was a...
Okay.
Can't believe it.
You can't have the pumpkin, I mean the sweet potato peel.
You will choke, good guy.
Is your ready to learn?
That looks way better, though.
What's that on your camera?
No, Barley.
Hey, not too much, Barley.
Come on.
Onion.
Now he's grabbing everything in there.
I've never seen this.
You got that in there.
Sure.
You got that.
You got that in there.
Right now, he's got it.
This is the way it is.
Thank you.
Gotta pick the side.
No, it's good, it's good.
No, it's good.
Yo, I eat the skin on my stuff, boo.
I don't know about y'all, but I do.
Wait, Max, we eat the skin?
Okay, let's try again, Brun.
He found it in my bathroom.
It's a wardrobe.
Yeah?
Is it burnt?
No.
It's precious.
You want any plates?
They're not on the plate.
You want any plates?
Yes.
You want a plate?
Yeah.
Top left cabinet.
Here.
I can work from there too.
Yes.
Here.
Y'all judge everything.
He eating it.
I'm not.
Girl, I just told you I eat the skin.
He don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not a cat-ass-max, and you want the skin on and off it.
I know, but they keep saying peel the skin off.
It's done. What do y'all keep talking about? It is done.
I want to cut it. I want to cut it in the middle.
Yeah, make sure. If you have it like pie, it's not going to cook through the middle.
You put the camera on her.
Oh my God!
I'm going to chop it up.
Does that mean the pan's too hot?
Yeah.
Can you put the pan on too hot?
This is Max's.
Y'all, would I eat my clicker or no? Be honest.
Are you gonna let him?
Are you done?
You're gonna have to stop.
We're gonna quit this.
Terrible, huh?
You're gonna quit it, huh?
Can you beat him up for me?
Should I just cut it up?
Yeah, just dice it, like, yeah.
You want your dice?
Bra. No, you aren't.
You're gonna give me some another.
First of all, it's all the way on that side.
You said right.
I'm asking a question.
Do you want your son skin off or skin off sir? I want it to not kill me. Okay, so do you want to cut up like mom's man or no?
Do you buy my line here? No, I don't fuck about your name. So I don't care
No
She just that break it up
Bro, you cooking the fish like you beefing with it, bro.
You're only like water?
You didn't watch Dory growing up.
Fooled, bro.
Look at how nice the fire is.
Young, young cook everything on high, there she is.
I didn't even say she.
You didn't even curse.
You didn't curse.
I was like, I'm cooking it.
That's right, I'll be cooking it on high.
Nah, I love Q-Ray.
That's way easier.
This ain't it, I'm not gonna lie.
But I'm gonna do what I can to save it.
Why don't you just keep the pieces, right?
You be chopping up your salmon?
Are you three-year-old?
Get that, cause he's a baby.
He just told me to cut the salmon.
It's salmon.
I told him.
Cut it up.
If it's, as he said, it was raw inside
and the outside was like almost burnt.
So I'm like you might as well just chop it up
for the inside because.
So you want it chopped up?
And you gonna eat just salmon?
No, I'm gonna eat the um, the potato.
Wait, can you warm it up?
Yeah.
Wait, I mean my, guys can cook up a little bit, man.
It's cooked up, you don't want it to be too cooked up
and you gonna eat well done salmon.
Do you want your salmon super well done?
No, it's gonna be rough, it's tough.
You know where I really want to go before I leave?
Where?
Ding Tai Phong.
Oh, that's so good.
Oh, you want to go?
Yeah, we can go.
How about Equinox?
No.
You have streamer games, bro.
Oh, what if I do?
Actually, you should have looked essential with one of my personal trainers at my gym.
Wait, what?
That's a huge...
Wait, what are you not talking about?
I'm talking about Ding Tai Phong or the Equinox?
The gym.
Oh.
That's not gonna be funny, man.
See, that's not funny.
No, but you...
You should have listened to that.
I sort of got to a stretcher.
I thought I got to a stretcher.
Hey, fight man.
Fight girl.
I feel a jingle that I've been feeling nice
Working on my own and cleaning up
Working overtime, you begin, boy, stop
Scra-scraking, boom, boy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, you know what I'm saying?
Love, love, love
They look nice.
Why would you ask me that?
Because he's a hater, bro.
Is you playing hide and seek?
You really a hater.
Kassai, you want to mic?
No.
No, stop talking to him.
No, back up.
Everybody watch and don't follow because I'm close to...
You got 500 K.
Yeah, five, wait.
Oh, wait, I hit, I hit, I hit four, eight, five.
Five plus seven, four and a half.
Four and a half.
I'm first.
Whoa, super.
Super.
Nah, oh my gosh, hold on, hold on.
This is done.
Is this the plate?
Oh, man.
Nah, you know this is super overcooked, right?
You'll be all right, right?
This is, yeah, this is my photo.
So I'll take some of this.
Here you go, man.
Never lie, I got more than one now.
What?
I'm playing.
You're not hearing nothing.
You're dead, bro.
Hey, Earth to stream or Earth to stream?
Right, look.
Don't show those things.
Bye girl, please.
Really?
You're my dog.
You want it whisked up or you can do that yourself?
No, no, no.
Wait, you want the sweet potato too?
Yeah, I'm going to cut it.
Cut it.
And then don't duck it.
Just cut it.
Leave my...
Why would you kick it?
You got butcher tops to display.
Did you end up?
Hey, mom, boy, I was wondering.
I need my opportunity.
Eat it, bro.
What?
You want avocado?
Yes.
Okay.
I want avocado.
Wait, how do you say apetite?
Bon appetit.
Bro, what?
Bro.
Poor fish guy, so Max can taste dried fish.
Hello?
Yeah.
Avocado.
Say please.
Please.
My girl, I'm sorry to say please to him.
I
Know man
Rick James who's that?
Legend
You know the Angelo is
Do you want to watch me?
Do you want to make me the question or no?
Mmm, nice.
Wait, did you ever turn in the middle of that?
Oh my gosh, try it.
I said the avocado!
Not gonna lie, bro.
Fine.
Yes, please, because...
Oh, mine's pretty good.
Huh?
No, mine's good.
Okay, why are you eating before it... hey, listen.
Listen, excuse me.
Hey, we're not on a date.
That person's not worried about you.
Exactly.
before me I didn't net and I didn't know what they're gonna break me.
They should be in the hole.
First of all, the niggas is what's last.
They're in this weekend.
In every game.
First to the second.
You want to come out and support me or not?
No.
I don't know.
Not yet.
I have a little extra concern.
I don't know.
Okay.
No shade.
The people are supposed to eat before then.
This is not supposed to eat.
And you need to cut your, your eating off at the same time.
Okay.
You need to cut your your eating off at a certain time.
Who? You.
You should be eating at midnight one in the morning.
Who being at one in the morning, boo?
You a who?
No, never. I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's true. You don't be eating too late today.
This is that hot. We'll be feeling it.
No, don't do that.
You can not fix your diet, that's it.
Yeah, I'm gonna try this healthy. This healthy.
Let's go.
I'm gonna take you to the diamond gym.
I used to always talk about gym, gym.
It's never noble.
They type phones.
Like, it's never...
It's never like a risk.
Carl and Tim, like, girls, always.
Gym, gym.
Equalize.
Gym.
Equalize.
Yo.
Ooh, the way I put this avocado,
you ain't gonna put me on love Island.
Ooh.
Love Island.
Avocados are not you on love Island.
I just need to put this on.
Oh you never even, you know what's the problem?
Give me a, give me a.
I only watched the first season.
I mean not the first season.
I only watched the show, it was pretty good.
I know some of the, I don't watch the,
I don't, I watch the, I was supposed to.
Oh today, I'm supposed to be the,
okay, I'm supposed to be the,
oh my god.
You're supposed to be the,
I'm not gonna find me, I'm supposed to be the,
yeah it's not, not a dream, but like a reality show
about the, you know what it's called, the circle.
Yeah, no you said that yesterday. What is that?
It's like basically like, you're in a different hotel room, I'm in a different hotel room, you're in a different hotel room, and it's like the TV, and we have to see if you're the catfish and who's not the catfish.
What?
I'm not the catfish.
You already ate this.
What you grabbing all day for?
You cover your mouth.
What are you joking on?
Wait, do you see who's the catfish?
You want to be a drummer, you want to be a biker, you want to do everything.
What did you just say?
You just want the attention to sign today because you don't understand.
He said something about a catfish. You have to see who's the catfish.
What have you seen with the catfish?
It's not whoever the catfish. You got to figure out who makes it to the end of that.
They have a group ceremony and the people walk in and out and you don't know who catfish are not.
Station wise are fake person cats, catfish.
Like fake person, like you can come in as your mom and we won't know because you won't
achieve it talking to them. Like we're texting, but you don't know the catfish or not.
You gotta make it some day.
You're crazy, catfish.
You're a quick farming, sis.
You're quick farming little, come on.
Like the lights are on and he's raising.
Okay y'all, so I didn't make me my own house.
My own healthy meal, I have.
I cut out the sweet potatoes.
I dig out the sweet potatoes.
I put in a little bit of sweet potatoes.
You should see it at the tiny bottom with salmon
and then avocado made by me.
You're gonna turn the meal to a snack right?
You can't do nothing with this meal, right?
Go ahead, brother.
Good.
Avocado's definitely throwing it off.
Ha ha ha.
How is it throwing it off?
Because it's cold.
It's not cold at some temperature.
Dude, avocado's cold.
Oh, I think I brought the one that's y'all's while I'm cooking.
Ha ha ha.
Would you want some salt on that avocado?
Mm.
Yeah.
If I eat avocado, I have to have some salt on it.
Yeah.
Luca, this one actually is not bad.
Okay.
Pretty decent.
I'm on a diet, too.
Really?
So what have you been eating?
Me, I've been eating very healthy.
I've been eating several times.
Oh, really?
You haven't eaten anything?
I'm good right now.
I'm fine. But yeah, something's like my gallbladder right now, so I have to like really just flush it out when you see me.
You're gonna take it like ginger sauce?
Ginger, pepper, tea, chia seeds, bowls, anything healthy. Nothing fried, no fat, sugar, and no sugar.
All water.
I honestly feel better. Like when I wake up, I have more energy and stuff.
Really?
Yes.
I feel really good when I'm not eating a crab.
This actually really good. I'm not going to be no where bitch.
We made it. I hope not.
Mmm.
Oh no.
Is that what you said?
Come on.
Otis, come on.
It sounded like a tag.
No cat.
I promise I wouldn't eat it.
They saying you shady.
What you just did?
Yeah, well, we could just do.
Yeah.
Do we even have time for this?
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I don't think we should get to the cupcakes, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
They're like, it'll be firm?
Huh?
They're going to come for way too sweet.
Huh?
Way too sweet, and it's usually too nice, right?
Yeah. Oh my god. No. I'm going to be back for. Not when I come back. Yeah. We're going to be back Friday.
Good time to show your name Saturday. Yeah. I'll be here. Are you coming? What did you say?
I
Like Scott Scott took the long way out to say no, let me just tell you right now. No
She got to go to know who I think
She had to go to know what I think a blur noble at morning or night because the sim games is to the
I requested for three p.m.
So my comes to see you on the water out there, Malibu.
Oh, I respect that. Come on. That's valid.
I watched the stream, though, bro. I'll give you some gift. Yo, if you win any of the things, get a gold medal. I'll give you a honey gift.
Alright. There you go.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, I saw him later. Yo, what?
Bro, he didn't even jump that.
What is the state farm gift you? National University?
I don't know who though. I think the suburb baby. No, he was not a good neighbor. No way.
I know that. I thought we shot. Oh, Jada. Jada got it. Jada got it.
Oh, wait, stay farm gifted us. Oh shoot. Oh, stay farm gifted me 2080 sus.
Yeah, I didn't know that. I don't know what I was doing to guns. I wasn't doing no
They never gifted me in
They didn't give me either
They give me oh they gifted me um first like the stream rate like when we got announced
They get to do?
They get to Mardi, they're saying
Wow, Mark, how about it?
Next time
Good boy, they got it, yeah maybe
Yeah, I don't really want to go to Europe. Would you want to go to Europe or not?
Um, yeah, I've been have you been before no like the streamer like would you do it again?
I
Do the I do that like the basketball game like you know how they came back for a day and like yeah
Do that?
Fair fair
You see the chat
Y'all he said he got a fight machine. No, it's later though. Oh, you want you want make the cupcakes?
Okay, we can do it chat so we do the blind that view yes or no talk talk talk to me
What time is your time?
Um...
Like, you don't want to say it's that time.
Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a couple.
Hours?
Pretty sure.
Can we be late? Air parts?
They say yes, though.
You might as... I think we should.
Let's do it.
It's like, if you're blind deaf and...
What's the other one, blind again?
I mean, cupcakes... No, cupcakes take 20 minutes,
but blind deaf and you want to take like an hour.
That's not to take like an hour.
Mm-mm.
But I choose, let me not be blind.
We're deep, though.
We got to pick it out of hat like how do we randomize it?
All right, Jeff live that view. Let's do it
Um, I cannot be long because I don't want to make our house look a mess. Yeah, you don't want to be what
I can't be blind.
I'll be deaf.
So that's Godbuck.
No, but it's gotta be random, bro.
No, you gotta be blind, though.
No, I won't.
So that means that's the kid you're gonna get tore out of?
No.
Well, we got something I'm watching, so he can help me.
You don't want anything? Are you okay?
I'll take a cupcake if it's not.
No, I'm not gonna.
I'll do like a vanilla cupcake.
cupcake. Yeah I don't like chocolate. I like chocolate but not. I like like
Hershey's or like I like chocolate flavor like cupcakes and ice cream now.
Wait how do I do that? I like chocolate ice cream now.
Wait but how would I do it? Okay so I'm gonna just put wine. What is it?
I take chocolate milk, trash, old-radiant, garbage. Brownies is the best chocolate flavor.
What's good, man?
What's wrong with us?
I guess I'm going to get pretty done.
Okay, so we're just gonna say that Max is purple,
I'm red.
Wardrobe is orange.
Where are you, what?
Wait, hold on, how do I do this?
No, it's a little bit.
How do I do it?
We could like, spin for you,
or we could spin for Wardrobe, or we could spin for you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, hold on, let's spin for Wardrobe.
Could we, I might upload this.
Yo, come over here, bro.
Yo, I do not have school on Mayday, girl, what?
Nah, you low key, bro.
You finna get your G and D?
What?
You finna get your G and D, like...
Oh yeah, what are you gonna do?
Check, check, be easy, be easy, be easy
Go sit down
Be easy, be easy, be easy, be easy
Be easy
Okay, let me get my hey YouTube's in the check
Let's go
Wait, what's that mean, hey YouTube?
I'll be doing that for our intro video
Cause I'mma post it right there
I'mma post it on YouTube
You good?
You wanna do it?
Hi YouTube
I'm here with Scott. I'm here with Wajah. Hi YouTube. My name is Wajah. I'm here with Max and Scott.
This natural video. And yesterday is because my editor is going to do this.
All right, cool. Go ahead. You go first.
I'm going to get my video. I'm here with Scott. And today we are making cupcakes.
And we have special guests. We first call Max, or Denton.
fries you know you're fine we spun it
I have a spark or like a t-shirt okay cool okay so now is you and no let me do
Let me go in.
We're going to do Max's next.
Wait, so who this one is?
Max.
Oh, Max, so you got him you.
So you quiet, ain't no that sort, ain't no C&D, but...
I don't want it.
So I can't hear?
No, you got headphones?
No.
You don't got no headphones, Bo?
So maybe I start now.
What?
I'm sure you don't got no headphones.
No, I don't.
Earbuds? Airpods?
I lost all of those.
Wait, I might. Let me check.
Let me check my bag. I might have some airpods.
Nah, there's something.
If you do.
Wait, even at your desk.
Does it have to have music?
Yeah.
I don't know anything you said.
You're finna be blind, nigga.
You're finna be blind.
Who?
You.
Who are you supposed to be supposed to be?
No, we're not.
Train in on traizies.
You know, take backseats.
I mute your blind.
Damn, nigga, two copes already?
Really, Luca?
Why did you put that on you?
They said Max Swap, please.
No, bro.
Oh, they said she can plug up her headphones.
Okay.
No hands, girl, please.
I'm not flogged, I had no word.
I could go for a cupcake, you know, I had a little sweets and a mini.
We got a little sprinkles, whipped, frumpetting, cool.
Really a race in all the good, we just did with that cinnamon avocado,
but you know, it's never learned, he can't help himself.
Yeah, but she said she said they might be dead.
I suppose, you know, uh, chargers.
I got him any of these things called chargers.
Maybe Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, somebody.
There you go.
So who's your inspiration like, old?
Old?
What?
Dreamy.
Who's your old inspiration?
Prince.
Really?
Yeah.
I got multiple inspiration. You gotta pull from multiple places.
So, that's a new day.
We're about to be a new month.
And that means the same question.
Would you be our next month?
No.
We'll try our next month.
Okay, we got three more days, y'all.
Yeah, we got three more days.
It isn't about to be August. This year went by fast, check.
Once it hits summer, buddy, you're just starting going fast.
Super.
Y'all, I can't.
Wait, you don't carry your headphones?
Wait, you gay.
You get Prince Tarantino for it.
You got it.
I said, forgot more.
Max, well.
Oh, please.
Max, you better.
Fuck harder, man.
They're going far.
You said maybe.
You think about it.
Max, talk too much to be on mute.
Watch.
I hate you.
Watch.
Watch me, bro.
It's easy.
I'm not going to be on mute.
Watch watch me bro. It's easy. What's really the problem? Is this sloppy acting they could be a bomb
I just walked around like this right a kitchen. That's gonna be the problem. You don't run into the other we're not gonna
Get it make nothing damn the first you're talking. I'm tweaking
Here's crazy oh
Oh, he might be a genius, I'll just make a baby glitch, he might be awesome.
Hi.
Now, keep playing with your little, what's that, tone of calculus?
Read.
Helicopter.
Now, Scott, you know he can't read that yet.
Helicopter, airplane, bicycle.
Nope.
you a fangirls thing?
nope
sorry he not trying
he don't be trying to reach
here you go but my bad
oh he just go to the next
burn
yeah
yeah I heard this thing
that baby speak their own language
in computer
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Sorry, I didn't mean to scream.
Keep out of here for a minute, you're not in the room.
You want me to curl up?
No, no, no, I need you to rub the house on the window.
Alright, let's get it.
Oh, we gotta have phones, let's get it.
I would just use the airpods, honestly.
I don't know how to connect your power supply.
You don't need to connect them.
You just, you just.
I'm going to be honest, this is a better visual though.
I guess, yes.
The thing is we have to play stuff from her computer.
From your computer.
They got Bluetooth, I bet.
Oh, yeah.
Is there a button on Bluetooth?
I just don't know how to put them back on my computer,
but I'll put your.
We could pair it before.
OK.
So one takes that.
You, um, got it?
Yeah.
OK, pair it.
So where's the thing?
We're just taking it.
You found her.
Let's test.
You found her.
That left me fast.
I thought we had a connection.
Boy, you were just doing sleep streams.
What did you talk about?
Marty, I'm not playing with you.
OK, y'all.
Let's go.
OK.
You ready?
Wait, don't play the play?
Yeah.
OK.
All right, here we go, Ty.
Let's go.
Let's see how we do it.
We're going to play this one, Sky.
Let's go.
Come on.
Niggas would do a speech room and say it's just content. What are you talking about?
Let's go.
Hey!
Wait, so what's happening?
Hey!
I'm mute!
Hey!
What does he have head for?
Hey!
Let's go!
Yo, you're hearing me right now. Let me make some noise.
Huh?
What?
Yeah.
Talk.
Hi!
If you really want to do it, put the AirPods on.
I'm gonna settle for your cards.
No, you have them on.
No, I'm not. I was canceling.
Yo, Maxwell.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Nah, you can't really hear.
Let me see.
Other one.
Oh, girl, you keep messing with my ears.
The blue-ass thugs.
Okay, top.
Top.
Yo, yo.
Yo, make the ice.
That's where it...
Now bitch.
Oh yeah, y'all better...
Stay here.
I'm just out of your turn.
Well, you got the blindfold or the scar?
I think...
I feel like real Scotch would be like in the cage, you know?
Little Scotch?
Yeah, just so you know what I'm talking about.
You're gonna get over it, and you're gonna get out of it, you wanna get out.
Come on.
Okay, so...
I can't see sir okay wait so those is for Scott yes you can see so you have to
know how to do I can't talk okay but you can see so I'm controlling yes I can
guess yeah what's better than it's not good for me to be a leader for this
For bacon? I don't know.
Yo, what is better? Egg whites are our whole age.
It's not a cage.
You just said you put the baby in the cage, nigga.
That's a cage, innit?
Bro's behind bars, look at that stuff.
Stop
The game didn't start yet
I get that from the phone.
Oh, sweet.
Oh, okay.
I'll give you the act out.
All right.
Hold on to the side.
All right.
That shit had a little bit of...
I can do more.
That shit had a little bit of...
Stop strolling me, though.
Let me get you a heart as I can.
I need you to go back up, bro.
You got it, bro.
You got it.
Don't need just a heart.
God, don't ask me.
That punch actually hit.
Okay.
Chill out.
Stop cussing.
All right, I'm gonna chill.
All right.
All right, try it.
It's already a mess.
She shouldn't be deaf.
There's no way a cupcake got me.
We'll be lucky to even put this shit in my oven if I'm being honest.
You gotta take your mouth.
I don't want to go through her stuff,
but I'm going to proceed to go through her drawers.
Her drawers.
Excuse me.
Tape?
I mean, we got that barn full.
Now look like no tape.
We didn't do the chubby money challenge.
No, hell no.
Bad idea, bad idea.
Care, care, care.
I probably want more.
I ain't no tape.
Also, a little brand not even old enough
for school supplies, so why would I be tape?
Damn.
Say, my mom and pops just got a random drawer of stuff.
I'm just used to like, now, now look at me.
I don't got no A, no offense to my white people.
I don't got no white people literally.
It's not gonna work.
It's not even gonna fit on one lip or mouth.
Not a mouth.
But we'll do something.
Okay.
I can't hear.
I need the blindfold.
The blindfolds guy?
I gave you this, oh no, I'm not, I'm gonna leave you.
I gave you a shirt.
Here.
Oh, I forgot where she came here, okay.
You were with me when I was looking for something?
You were looking for something, the tape.
Oh, here comes my phone.
Is that fine?
I can't even hear what you're saying, but I'm gonna assume that's fine.
Alright, I mean I can't see my check.
Is that too tight?
No, pull it more.
What is he saying?
Pull, pull more.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Is that good?
Yeah, boo.
Okay.
Oh, God.
hold on hold on don't touch anything
first step is a bow wait I'm confused wait you don't notice how so why are you
she shouldn't be the woman because you know where's the box with the stuff
Let's get the box first.
Your butt crack is out.
Oh, man!
Stop!
So we gotta set the oven to 350.
Am I her bad bracelet like girl is falling this should this should be easy. It should be no mess made literally
It says coat the bottom of the pan with cooking spray. Oh, you have to spray
How many cut I'm just gonna do all
Hmm.
Please God, don't make a mess.
Well, where is the box that makes?
Hmm.
The box.
You got the box mixed.
hold on so we didn't step one is done oh I forgot you can't see cake mix water
oil and eggs in a bowl okay so let's find the bowl first let's not do anything
else I don't think I have one in there
Like where the hell are my...
I gotta get the eggs.
What does that mean?
Okay, but I need the eggs.
I'm like where's my bae phones?
Eggs, sir.
I might...
Eggs.
What?
What do you want me to do? I feel like you might do something sneaky. Stop Max, don't
hit me. I'm trying to find a bigger bowl. Hold on. Hold on. I might have to wash something
out. Yeah, I might have to wash this out.
I got to come this way.
No.
Matt, sit down here.
Uh huh.
Legs were from the gym, pal.
I should have thrown up and down at the pool.
Still got a lot of money to throw.
Hold on, I gotta come this way.
No.
Matt, see what I'm doing.
Oh, my legs were from the gym, hell.
Can I correct the ace?
Sky!
I can't hear you, Orange Island.
Okay, I'm not talking, boo.
Listen, how many eggs?
Sky!
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Mmm.
Oh, let me read the box.
It says three eggs.
Okay.
All you have to do is read the box.
How?
Max can read it.
Me, okay.
Okay.
Me, okay.
Okay.
Let's see.
You know you can crack, you can, you can, you can not crack an egg with one hand.
You can't look, look, look, look, look, you can not crack an egg with one hand.
Go sit down.
Look.
You can not touch the egg on here.
Look, stop, Max.
Good.
Go sit, go sit, go sit, go sit, go sit.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't know.
Thinks it.
Okay, leave it in the air.
It's like a lonely.
It's all coming, it'll be too small.
What's going on?
I can not hear you, what's going on?
I have avocado oil.
Are you looking at me, bro?
Hold on.
Scott, what's going on?
Hi girl, we need to go.
There's the oil, the only thing is it's pan, but it's pot, probably not going to be big enough.
I'm right here, right now.
Girl, what up, look at me, because you're moving around too much.
The bowl, the bowl, right girl, come on, the bowl.
This probably not going to be big enough, but we can try.
Give me the eights, I want the eights.
One.
Give me the eights.
Girl, thanks.
Calm down.
Go to one.
Like calm down.
Just calm down.
I'm calm!
Give us a second to figure it out.
Girl, I've been sitting here for more than a second.
Just don't stand over there. Don't even do anything right now.
Okay, so we gotta put this in this little bowl and hope it fits.
Come on, man. Come out there, big boy.
How much do you weigh, wardrobe? Well, I can't even hear the response.
That's a lie.
Uh-uh.
It's a bit of a lie.
I don't think this is going to work.
Your alarm's on.
No, no, no, no, no.
The way...
It's stepping in.
You're going to mess it up.
No, no, no, no.
Please, Lord Jesus Christ.
Look, look.
The way you talk in, just put the thing inside the bone mix in,
it don't take that long, to make some cook back.
Oh, no, he's saying.
I'm the only one doing something.
I can't see you.
Okay, okay.
I don't know if that's the word.
What's the bolder fight? Is it Big Max?
No, it's not big enough. My biggest one broke.
Max.
Maybe we can figure it out. Half? Yeah, I think we should do like half at a time.
Okay.
So take some out, make some eggs, and then put it together.
Okay.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Okay, we're going to start like this.
Stop!
We're going to put one.
Because I'm going to be silly, won't I?
Hold on.
What?
Hell no.
I see.
You want to try to stir this?
And here's another egg just in case.
Lord Jesus Christ.
Do it, do it over the sink.
Do it over the sink.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Come on.
No, this way.
I'm not no this way this way this way
Here's a saint here's a leg of the saint correct okay
Yep
Yeah, there you go
hold on this way put your arm put it in there drop it there you go
one more egg right you try to mix that
oh
Oh
What's bad about me, hey?
War girls, you better watch yourself or I'm a kicker.
Okay, where are we going to go?
Max.
We got, where do you want to figure out the oil?
Okay.
What's the oil?
The oil.
Okay.
What's the oil?
The oil.
What do you do? Let me read the box. Yeah, so it says half a cup of water up your head.
Okay, girl. Let me show it like stop playing around.
It's really not that hard, I don't know what to do.
Put half a cup of oil.
This is, yes.
Half.
It should work.
That's okay.
Oh, we need water too.
Okay, so one cup.
You gonna make this?
Okay, period.
No?
We're, ah, crap.
Why don't you have a look in the box to see what we need it?
Girl, wait, what do we need?
Where's the problem?
Oh my God, hold on.
Should we melt some butter?
Girl, butter for what?
And that oil, we don't have oil.
What do we got?
I put oil on our lips, Max.
I put oil on our lips.
Okay.
Well, we'll find here.
So, maybe go check the bags.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mm.
Actually, give it to me.
I'm thinking.
Mm.
I don't know what it is.
Mm.
What are we gonna do, guys?
Mm.
This is like really bad.
Oh, he rocked the night.
Half butter.
Half water.
Half everything.
You say half butter.
Half water, oil, everything.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
So we're only going to make half of that.
We can't do the floor.
Oh
Yeah, or if you want, you can do it and put it in the sink if that's easier.
I did not do that, wardrobe. That was nice. I promise you. I'm over here. I'm here.
He ran off. He ran off.
I promise you that was not me. That's Luke.
What's your family's problem?
Just wait for him to come back, just wait.
Okay, so.
Don't back, just wait.
Okay, so...
I don't even know what to write!
Wait! Oh, yes!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Let me make sure I'm inside.
Y'all, we gotta cook these cupcakes.
We just need to cook the cupcakes.
He said he's sorry.
He didn't put a thumbs up if y'all are okay or a thumbs down if you're a bad guy.
It ain't no sorry for this industry.
Help!
He's right there, Metro.
He just kicked me in the stomach!
Double-missect me.
That was not the sacred bull.
And you know how loud you sound.
I know that hurt.
Say your say right here.
Y'all cool?
You okay?
No I'm not very cool.
You sure it's okay?
It's okay.
You sure it's okay?
It's water. Excuse me.
You need some medicine?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Don't do that shit again.
It's not like chocolate.
It's still in my ear.
It's still in my fucking ear.
I don't know if this is going to... this looks a little watery, not going to like make...
Oh, a sky.
And Mike.
And more powder.
What?
Oh, honestly, can you give me the powder?
Yes.
It's on the counter to the right.
Just have...
What?
Wait, Max, you get it.
You get it. You get the problem.
Okay, it's not that bad. We just need like a little bit more powder.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me mix it.
No. You're gonna- No, just leave it on.
No, it's like...
Ready to spoon?
Yeah, just mix it.
Not too much. That's enough.
slower slower a little bit let's see is it looking better a little more this
Yes
I think we're good to put it in the pan.
Give me my phone.
You really got a phone.
What were you looking for?
No, I can't!
Okay, okay.
Hold on.
I'll be back.
Wait, it lifted up a little.
I promise.
You talk.
I need me a pot of mixture of beer, please.
What is that?
That's all of this.
That's not behind it, hold on.
Yeah, good.
I'm going to do this near the sink.
Good, okay.
I'm going to do this here, the thing.
We're good.
OK.
So.
Simba.
Need to own.
Go sit down, Otis.
I don't mean to yell at you.
OK, so let's put them in here, Max.
Over the thing.
Hold on.
Oh.
Pringles.
Oh.
Wait, so why didn't they tell us, is this correct?
We just gonna figure it out, I don't know.
We gonna figure it out.
It took me so long.
I haven't made cupcakes since I was like,
I feel like a, you know what, we just gonna let it do.
That's good?
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm going to hold this over here, um, to, yeah, just put these two.
I'm gonna hold this over here, yeah let's put these two, you gonna hold it?
Okay let's see because I haven't done this since ever.
What is that?
It smells good
Shit
Do I put more no, okay. Oh cuz it's gonna rise
I don't even care at this time.
Now that's one, yeah, okay, good, we did good, okay, now let's put them, now let's put
Now, you guys put them right in the other.
Second one.
Let's see how long it says.
I don't know what the heck this means, Chad.
All these different times.
That one?
So 19. Thank God he's here because 19 to 23 minutes. So set a timer. Do I take these
off now or keep them on? Take them off? Oh keep them on. Okay. Leave that now on my
scar that was not me word though but promise you that was bad
am I okay to dump this out
You know it tastes good.
Don't come over to this thing, I'm over here and it was not me.
Max is behind you.
This is me.
Okay girl, I need to buy you a drink.
Open the windows to the water.
I don't know what he's trying to say.
Whatever.
I don't know what he's trying to say.
Water.
Get the water.
I'll wash my hands.
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing, Max?
Max?
No!
We're Max.
Are you looking at me?
We're Max.
We're Maxima.
What did you say?
Where is-
We're-
We're in a mess. We're in a mess.
Hold on.
Okay
I don't know what you're saying, but what are you talking about, hello?
Hold on, I'm right in front of you.
Bring me the mic.
I don't know what you're saying, but what are you talking about?
Bring me to Max.
I'm not seeing you.
Just mouth it.
What are you trying to say?
Bring.
He went to the bathroom. I can't bring you to the bathroom.
Gordo, Gordo.
Yeah.
Are you okay?
Come here.
I need to find a max though.
What a turnoff.
Max, I was scouting.
That was not me.
I'm right here. I got stalled in my hand. That wasn't me.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Max, you have five seconds.
What's that?
Oh, that's wrong person.
That's Luca.
Move, oh, let's get out of the kitchen.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, this is me.
Don't come over here.
I can hear you.
Oh wardrobe.
Yeah, you all just like cut the beads like everything's good.
Put your thumbs up if that's okay.
He don't want to go behind.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Which one is next?
I'm right here, did I move?
Give me that, and give me that.
Absolutely not.
Matt, I'm telling you, when I find you,
when the cupcakes is done, you're getting put in there,
we got to wait for others.
I'm going there.
I'm about to decide, and she's in.
Bitch, I'm telling you, I'm telling you
that I love the fucking church.
Hold on, I'm in front of you, Gorda.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm fucking with you bitch!
Wait! Wait!
You hit the stomach!
He hurt me! He hurt me!
You know what? Actually, actually, you were there.
I'm fucking with you!
I'm fucking with you bitch!
Bitch!
I'm gonna go get top ten.
Ooh!
Bitch, I don't like my double.
You don't want to try my double.
You don't.
Actually, let me put this in my little bag.
Yeah.
Calm down.
You're sorry.
No more.
You're done.
Um, more girls.
Max said you're gonna need to die like this.
Max said I'm gonna need to die like this.
That's your knife. Shake hands, shake hands.
Why'd you do all this with you, bitch?
Hold on. Yes, next.
Max!
Why'd you do all this with you?
No, I swear if you broke my dishwasher or something, I swear to God, if you broke my
dishwasher.
Okay, you're only a second to him breaking my dishwasher.
What happened?
You pushed me in the dishwasher.
I apologize.
Back up.
I'm so sorry.
Don't make that plan.
Don't make that fucking plan.
Don't make that plan in her case.
I'm sorry.
He keeps playing with me.
It's okay. Just back... I think it should be okay.
Okay.
Make that plan.
Because I would say peace will be quiet in the motherfucking corner room.
Move up.
Hi girls.
What's that?
Clean?
You can if you want.
Next step.
It's no more next time. We gotta wait till they come out in the frost.
Oh!
Bitch!
NOOOOO!
I have to use that in two hours!
I'm gonna get the wrong machine with the dryer.
Wait, you got the wrong dryer?
Yes, I'm putting the dryer.
So fuck, what's wrong with you, boy?
You made me a diss.
Excuse me.
Wait, this is not a way.
That's not a way?
This is not a way.
First of all bro, we're not supposed to stop. We didn't ice the cupcakes yet.
No! So what the fuck are you supposed to do?
Ice the cupcakes! I'm not trying to do it!
Come on now.
You have to wait.
You got me looking stupid and totally fucking orange till you were done with the pork.
You have to wait. After you put the cupcakes in the bowl, you have to wait.
Do you understand?
So we're gonna just take them off because we're waiting.
Yes, and then once the cupcakes is done out, you put them back on.
All right, then.
Tell me.
All right.
They take it off.
Stupid.
You gotta get the countdown.
Che, is that not cheating?
No, it's not cheating.
That's cheating.
No, it's not.
That's not cheating.
Che, that's or no.
Do we take a break while it's in the?
Yes, you suppose.
How much time do we have left for y'all in time?
It's only like two minutes.
10?
Wait, Che.
Eight.
Hey, we got eight.
Yes, you do.
You're so good.
What did they say?
You should sit and watch your teeth.
What did they say?
All right, what's the exactly I want to tell you sorry cuz what would you put on my head?
I don't know but you look like snow white
Come out
My natural curls too, but they're not doing it in my curls, bro.
They saying we gotta swap roles for the, what's it called?
Girl, thank God, because this is all in my hair, like girl, what?
I got you, I can help you get it out, bro.
Like, come on, bro, I'm gonna fuck you up again, I'll help you clean it up, bro.
You don't need sky, you need to get blonde.
Yes, I'm not gonna lie.
a lot. I feel like that's the best scenario just because I'm not doing that for people.
No, I'm not reading. I'm not a lot. Nobody says I'm not doing anything. I want to let
the words open into you. Yeah, no, no, don't trust him because he just turned to me. I
said stop. What are you doing on this guy? I'm not going to crack the egg on your head.
I didn't do that. Oh yeah, you knew better. You knew better because you knew what was
All right
I got to clean up your Jerry Curl like
Now you good now bro back in business look at
Well, I'm gonna take somebody nigga like you girl there you go
Okay, where the bathroom at in the corner
Oh
I think he's gonna be decent tasting like okay for the circumstances
Well, it's definitely bloating
Okay, how much time looking
It's a 19 and a 10 units that looks like it needs much more money
They say a max go blonde brah wardrobes
Chat who should do what should we just respid
We say this is God line max death Scott new max blind
If you get the health on me, I can't do shit, Chad.
Who's that last?
If he gets the health on me, I can't do shit.
Fuck, like, then I gotta be blonde.
Chad, why y'all playing with me, bro?
Ted, demon on my body, kissing on it.
I'm a big way I get to the money.
They hate cause they're over the thread on me.
All right, right now,
spend what I should be, man.
I
Whatever y'all
Do this for the click, you know, you do it for y'all we do it for the entertainment
Mackalach hat that shit had me crying I was for real weak y'all be saying tickled
I don't know why I'm saying tickle like being tickled on Mary tickler. So I'm too. Yes
facts no my shit like I'll start like it's uncomfortable I start diggling I
start diggling and they I'm like oh yeah
romance meticulous I gotta chill with that for sure yeah for real and it's
like a couple yeah actually did nothing because he was going on but actually
that worked out better yeah boarder would have fucked it up cooking
Oh, that's the side. What is that noise?
The side has been being so good. He's just sitting there watching this.
What time is it?
Okay, not bad, not bad.
That's what I'm saying. Don't look bad. You're doing that in the morning.
Doing that in the morning.
I was trying not to I really wanted to do the egg you were not a lot you're doing your thing
I'm gonna keep it but otherwise it should have been torn up. I will say though
I know you want to hear it but back this one. They look like we win a little bit
I think it is a little bit. I think it's good. Should I tell you this doesn't even work. Yeah
Oh
Not literally, please, not literally, please.
What is, is wardrobe still there?
Yeah, he taking the shit, that's not me.
He ain't never had no semi-avocado, potato, that shit fucking him up.
Wardrobe, make sure you're white, bro!
Make sure you're white!
He blowing up Scott's bathroom, y'all fucked up.
Sure it is.
Oh man.
It doesn't leave so far, it's good.
How long do you have to be away?
It sucks. I'm only going for a day.
Oh that's not fair.
I'm going, I didn't tell him that, but I'm going for a day. I got to make sure I do my own.
I got to figure out my house situation.
Yeah, I don't know what to do.
So when do you have to be out of your house?
So 10 to 31st.
10 to 31st, but is there like anybody moving in?
No, there's not. So that's what it means I can keep myself for now.
Listen, that's what I try to say to you.
Yeah, that's true. Just for a little while.
Okay, well that's 10 years old, but you're okay then.
But I didn't have like a time that I had to move out, but let's just say if I did, I would have been fine. I found my house today.
Okay? Yeah. And how do you let you move in?
Uh, it was up to me and he said, you can move in tomorrow. I said, I'll move in.
That's whatever the relatives are saying it all the way.
That's what he said.
And you really let you move in the day?
I didn't want to. I was proud. I went to New York. I got to move when I did that.
By the way, like who did you?
Oh, you let you move in New York, right?
No, I live here. I'm from New York.
You know that's what I'm saying, like you live in New York and you move out of here.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you like to compare to LA?
I like New York better for food-wise and people-wise.
I feel like people...
Oh yeah, people...
No?
I feel like people in LA are very taken aback.
And it's not genuine and just want to be friends for the long reason.
Wait, so why do you want to live out of here?
I have to work. I moved out here because I booked something.
I have to move here but I've been here 14 years I'm not supposed to move here somewhere.
Where do you go?
How do you back Florida or back to New York?
Hmm.
They walk through the city.
I love the ocean because I love the ocean.
I have friends up there and you can go to school with my women's presence.
Oh yeah.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
And because I want a nice high rise, I love apartments.
I like living in a house too but I drove in apartments.
I've never lived in a apartment.
You did it?
I lived in one house my whole life.
Really?
I've never been in a apartment before.
I like each one.
I know each one.
I like apartment living.
House is nice too.
What's you like about apartments building?
It's kind of the same thing.
Let me help you clean the house.
I like, it depends on what apartment it is.
I like a nice high rise, a nice view.
whether it's an ocean view or a city view so you can't really get that when a
house unless you're like living in Malibu or something so. Oh Malibu nice the thing is Bill
like when you know when the fires have a lesser my boy Craig I've heard now
everything I've heard now so I feel like it's not worth it. No and now you just, I think there's a problem. Oh we might have earned it. Yeah. I'll take it now. But we supposed to start back up.
Bro, I feel bad. I said hurry up.
He just came out. I think he on a phone.
Ahh, he's sneaky. He's sneaky.
I get worried about living by the water.
What if there's a tsunami or something?
You get what I'm saying?
He got tsunami.
Who's going with me?
No, but you just never know.
No, no, no, no.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
See, you've been doing good this whole time.
Um, well, yeah, but yeah, I like apartments because if something goes wrong landlord just fixes it.
Oh, that's a good point. In security, you know what I'm saying?
In security, if you have a doorman and stuff, nobody can just walk up in your crib.
Um, I gotta try that. I feel like I'm streaming this kind of horror, like how do you stream that apartment?
Yeah, that's probably hard for you.
You wanna hear some music?
Gamer. You play games or not?
Me?
18 months. Like, do we play Subway Surf or Angry Birds?
No, no, no. He does more like non-history games, basically.
There's non-history games.
That basically means like no electronical games, like more problems all the time.
Oh yeah, I saw them though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
He had some games that didn't have batteries, and it made basically non-batteries though.
Did I say this? We can't wait on this one.
What are you talking about?
What are you saying?
What?
The way he's looking at you.
You about to smack me.
Nah.
Got a crust on your nose, bruh.
Let's see where you do you got 10 minutes
okay so yeah but don't wait is this
right where is it was that I think yeah that's icing
this is when I taste it
So do you live with a bunch of people?
I live with, I live with, I was in this group called Fae you don't know Fae.
I heard of it because I think it's dirty told me.
Yeah, I was in it but now I left it.
There's some weird stuff going on in the scene. I just had a different plan for myself.
But they still my boys. It was a great time in my life. I appreciate it.
I wanted to go to the house.
Yeah, and he was on a soapy string, right?
Yeah, they said you weren't home though.
Yeah, but I wasn't there that day.
Did you live in the back house?
Yeah, in the little, yeah, and I was on a lake.
I'm gonna break your mind if you shit
No, I should have gone through
He was a lot
Did you take a poop first?
No, I never went to the bathroom
Okay
You keep your business probably
We're not trying to beat you
Nigga, I wouldn't let you go
Nigga, wait, hold on
And dad, you know he's serious
He ain't saying, oh, that nigga said nigga
Nigga, no
Oh, wait, you gotta let the thing cool down
Nah, I think they cool
I'm gonna put this in the drama song real quick
Oh, yeah, go ahead, do it
Y'all just do that, I'll be right back
He's in the cooking room.
We want to chat.
Say bye to the street.
Say bye-bye.
Say bye to Kassai.
Chat.
Say bye-bye.
Say bye.
Bye.
Oh.
Bye, sir.
Look, look, look.
They saying bye.
That's a bye Kassai.
Oh, wait, hold up.
Hold on a second.
Chatty got a date.
What's that?
They saying, they saying.
Bye.
Oh, they saying bye Kassai.
Bye-bye, okay, I'll be back.
All right, come on.
Hey, listen.
So when you get the cupcake,
you have to listen to Cool Down
because you've been running to Iceland's going to melt.
You have to wait.
Bitch, how do you know how long they've been
on the fucking oven, nigga?
And they're taking a fucking double dupe.
I'm dying of rage.
No, no, no, I'm filming it.
Fuck, I'm on a shoot, bro.
Try and run, shit, come back and run, shit.
Oh my God, let's get, oh my God.
Oh, shit, I'm probably not in New York.
Fuck.
I don't know where that cake is.
You know what the cupcake is?
Let me try this icing,
because that icing might be better.
Now this is pretty good.
No, no, no, no, hang on, can you do that to me, right?
Now look, y'all. Y'all, look.
Look.
Ah, look.
Look, y'all.
See, keep playing with me, bitch, you might end up like that.
All right. I don't even want to do too much.
It sounds over, Sam. I'm done trolling. Should I get him back though?
Oh wait, it's the same icing.
Hey, hey, yo, nigga, what, what?
You gotta be sad, huh?
Yo, I'm not gonna laugh at a digger than this shit.
Wait, let me get this icing on my face.
That's icing?
Stop playing with me, nigga.
That's not fucking icing.
What, what?
That's just icing, nigga.
Okay.
What you looking at?
I just told you, man.
It's melting though, you have to wait.
It's melting.
I don't know.
Okay, this is take the cupcake out, oh, that's the guy.
Okay.
I'll go.
I did put it in.
Poor Otis.
Stop yelling at the door, my bad, sorry.
Sorry.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
That's my fault.
They break.
They just got in my ass.
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have yelled at you.
That's my fault.
They're right. They just got on my ass. I apologize. You forgive me? Yes? Yes? Okay. That's cool.
I actually got you on the door scarf. It's kind of odd.
Honey, I let dog. She said, oh, this is old. What's up, bro? Let me hold you like, whoa!
Sit sit sit
It's good, you know kiss it bro. Yes
Now they up you gonna do a regardless
Hey oldest man you need some goddamn doggy gum you need to get you some some tic-tacs
You dirty bitch!
You went in the bathroom and you washed your hands.
I just told you I can have a sip of that.
You were still in the bathroom.
And you didn't even touch any cupcakes.
I can now go to the bathroom.
Why are you screaming like you're trying to manipulate me?
You can't do that.
You're not stupid.
I'll take out this podium.
No, but actually, I will.
Yeah, you need to get a line and start thinking
they're gonna trick you to think of something.
You was in the bathroom and then washed your motherfucking hands.
I did not go into the bathroom.
It's a little dangerous.
Come here.
I'll talk to you later.
Yeah, one time the bathroom I walked out. I sat with Kassai. I sat with him. I called crystal
I walked not to the back, but I walked to the side right there.
And I was like, you know what?
You got to start re-enacting the story.
No, bitch.
What's your motherfucking hands nigga?
Fuck.
Why does he start re-enacting his bathroom trip?
We don't give a fuck.
He's trying to do nothing to play with me.
Like what?
You're an ice and nothing no weird shit
I'm not gonna lie guess I'm gonna ride home nigga. You're not gonna sit in here and play in my face like girl what?
I like
Here touch on them cupcakes inside my face like
No, that's it. Tell me that on the good though. You're not gonna know for what
Besides trying to go to sleep be quiet. You're being fucking loud
You're being fucking loud dude you have a white in the back. So
You were you from Ohio, right?
No from New Jersey. What made you say that black or white?
I've heard a very diverse town. Black people, Hispanic people, lots of Uruguayans, Paraguayans, Jewish people, fucking Asian people, West Orange is actually everybody's...
I think I heard of West Orange before. I think we ran past people. I walked into West Orange.
Definitely fucking not.
When I was a little, I walked into West Orange because, you know, when you walk right in the fuck up, they weren't any about that shit.
They said West Orange, okay, shout out to the West Orange bitches up in the air.
You know, Western Orange girls, ain't she?
Yes, they do. They said Western Orange, I look 30 minutes away.
They said...
That's not a Western Orange girl.
She did from Jersey.
From Jersey.
She just...
I like Jersey. I like Jersey.
Best African braiders.
What that mean?
Did you ever go grow your hair out?
I'm in North.
I'm in West Oakland.
Did you ever go grow your hair out?
Like, you finna get the Ice Wives back?
Or no?
Yeah, or you could say,
Yeah, you're here, do not grow.
I'm not gonna be out where big.
That's cat.
Yes, it...
Look at my hair that started as year versus now.
You're not finna play with me.
I am not a law eddie bitch stop playing with me my shit work
Girl, I'm asking you. I am not tight little back up
You have your braids you have the same lips since you first started your career already
I cut my dreads I wouldn't ball at you. I should have looked like you and I got a little rainbow hairline and all
Fuck you talking about.
I'm trying to fuck with me.
I think it's pulling knife, so I'm gonna just listen.
801.
We got it.
Motherfuckin' soon, let's do the ice cream.
Come on Scott, we're gonna cut the ice cream.
Elizabeth, New Jersey, W, W.
W, W.
You need any bags to check?
Yes.
Okay, what?
You have to be there an hour before your flight, so check your bags.
Do you have something you can do cupcakes for?
I don't have one.
I'm out.
We got to hurry up.
Let's just try it.
Yeah.
That was only mine.
It doesn't matter.
That lined up mute was much more fun than I thought it was going to be.
I had a lot of good laughs, but Scott, you was cheating.
How?
You was cheating.
No way no, I could only hear when the song was like switching
Okay, I like that honest
Okay, what's your from New Jersey?
Nice one see when you say something wait mark Philly New Jersey. That's why
cool thing your check who are you wearing a coat West West my best friend
listen now look at that check we was good what's your ass they let it get
shot out me me me can't like new Jersey new Jersey so this is the idea this is
like okay so then I'm gonna dip the I'm gonna dip that cupcake inside of this
and again that's new ways. New recipes.
Elizabeth? Yeah, I got a bolt tomorrow, you come.
I'm gonna get the cupcake in there.
Oh, alright.
Like this.
I'm gonna take it a little.
Yeah, so that cupcake is from New York.
Yeah.
I just want a little sprinkle.
Okay.
Alright.
What an extra add.
I'm not going to lie, that still look terrible.
Really?
You ain't have to say it like that.
Wait, y'all never added the vanilla extract?
No.
Oh, shit, no.
I don't think I need it though.
Did I try one of these?
Yeah.
Let's see, let's see what it's giving.
I want one, look at your arm.
Oh, I'm at the piss off, everybody, absolutely not.
But I'm at the piss off, I'm at the piss off,
the comments, you guys.
One, two, three.
The game.
You lost the game, boo.
The girls who get it, get it.
The girls who don't, they don't.
You don't believe it?
Hmm?
Grab a fillet of paint?
No, boo.
They know what I'm talking about.
Bruh, wow.
Fuck you, wardrobe.
Oh, you paid?
Wait, what'd you just do?
I don't know, wait.
You know what?
Y'all look at.
Nah, I found Freddy definitely.
Where'd that?
Okay, can we try it, buddy?
They said, bro, you wrong for that.
I'm so confused.
I'm so proud of you guys.
How's it going?
Y'all, I was thinking of some old woman.
You sure you don't want one, Luca?
I was on a year.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I was on a year.
That's why the cupcake looked a mess.
All right.
If you miss your client.
Okay, come on.
We were trying to get there.
Where the hell did you get pink ice cream?
I didn't get pink ice cream.
We were just trying to get the bags down and up.
You didn't really got more than you needed to cook it.
You ain't doing no diet for me now.
This is good.
You know.
You just forgot everything you said.
These are good.
Nah, this shit is good though.
I'm a fuck.
Okay.
Here it is.
So we did it.
We did it.
W-chop.
We did it.
Now it's gotta go for real.
We did it.
Now, look, thank you for keeping time with yourself, bro.
Yeah, it is.
Not good.
All right, well,
well, well, well.
Okay.
I'mma end it on my chat, my stream.
Love you guys, I'll see you later, bye!
Bye, chat, chat, chat.
Bye, chat, chat.
Bye!
Thank you.
You're welcome, Megan.
Bro, for real, that's the third one of today.
You going for a fuck?
Oh, the third?
Yes, you going for a hatch or gonna coca-cola,
but you sloppy at it.
You gonna have a hard attack.
You got streamer games, bro.
Oh shit, wait, which one, you can...
Bro.
You know we never had a coca-cola before.
Bro, really?
No, no, no, no, no, leave it, leave it, bro, stop.
Why, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Why are you trying to get young?
At a certain point, my nigga real ass bruh.
No, why are you trying to control?
You guys sit on your lips.
You can't be having three cooks a day.
Three cook, two cook, hey, Andy,
put in the LeBron numbers in the kitchen.
Nigga, you gotta go play.
Stop fucking with me, I'm just trying to get young.
Nigga, stop, stop fucking with yourself, bro.
You got three more games, bro.
What, someone gonna tell you?
I don't keep it in fucking red with you, nigga.
You need to get tested, you know, cholesterol on it.
Wow!
Make sure.
No, not you, Bob.
Real.
What is that?
Like, to make sure you're not pre-diabetic,
you're not diabetic.
You don't know that.
When was the last time you had your butt tested?
No, no, no.
We're doing it.
A year ago.
We're doing it.
March 14th.
Let me check it again.
Cause this is not your...
No, you're not knowing you left.
All right, so I'm gonna fix that, but, Choke,
when you pissed, it looked like it's early time.
No, it don't.
And like, it's like, I'm not trying to be stinky, but you're not hitting me, I'm trying to break out for you.
Ask the fuck.
Wait, so can you pee since you got your dick cut off or something?
Yes, I can pee, nigga.
Oh, really?
The fuck? Yes.
You know that guy? He can't have no kids.
He can reverse it.
Holy shit.
End of the stream, nigga.
Bye.
Can you play my song?
Alright, go ahead.
What does it mean?
Like, he's not real.
Also, let me call it a Uber now because you know it's gonna take 30 minutes to go
Stream and to my credit yeah, cuz you got your your say you belching bro
I'm not gonna lie. Yes or no, I should get Ward over there, gentlemen. He's saying I should be the trainer.
No, we're going to do a workout stream and we're going to do a studio stream. Okay, I don't know when that's happening, but in the meantime, you gotta keep growing.
All right, here we go. Play your music.
Oh, you can't do it for you?
I can do it.
Okay, hold up one second.
Play your song, bro.
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah, look.
Someone tell me!
Wait, I'm at Indian these days, but show me only what I'm gonna check W stream W stream
Thank you so much you guys. Thank you
anything is possible man the sky is the limit go high the sky is the limit
okay bye guys yeah bye y'all
Oh
Now that's okay
Now fucking you talking about w sky in the chat
I appreciate you guys for sure. We definitely are when I'm back, you know, I'm saying move it next time we come to my
Make sure y'all follow me on Twitter.
For sure, yeah, most of those.
Yeah, don't show me the type of Twitch.
Yeah, it's hers.
Yeah, I'm not gonna worry about it.
You have to find it, doctor.
Do y'all bring this hand?
Or is it just mine?
No, keep it, keep it.
It's all of course it's yours.
Okay, thank you.
Hey, Chad, look, I lay out, I lay out, I lay out, I lay out, and look.
Tomorrow for my OGs, I look surprised for y'all.
I'm excited.
You will join tomorrow night, and I gotta find the fucking house.
It's all good, you know.
Yeah, I gotta work with me, be a little patient,
and I'm not here running there, bro.
We're working on a house, we're gonna be in a house in a second, right?
I lay out, with my music.
I'm not gonna work with you.
Go ahead.
I'm not gonna work with you.
What?
I'm not gonna work with you.
What's your voice?
I don't even know.
I don't know.
Get out of here.
Stop trying to have my son.
We're not doing it with you.
All right.
Do my, do it.
We know what I'm doing.
Go ahead.
Wait wait wait. I don't know.
I don't see what you mean.
Are you going in mine or here in mine?
Alright chat.
Hello y'all.
We'll see y'all.
Wait wait wait.
I want to do it.
Okay Scott, you got to put your hands to the camera.
My hand?
Yeah.
I'll be doing that.
You got to do it on your own?
If I did a thing,
shit nigga.
Do you?
I'm gonna see y'all.
It was real.
It was fun.
It was really fun.
It was fun really real.
What do you think I do?
See y'all.
Yeah