So, I'm going to do a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to go back to my room and I'm going to go
I
Thank you.
you
type shit game is what's up what's up what's up dead ass is gonna be a day
today
I
Fixed with the tank is to do bro. So bro
I don't know my coffee. I need my coffee
That's like man. I'm like how might look at it. It's like man. I was like that's like faster today
I don't know what I did, but I must have done something faster.
It's like, damn, I'm getting efficient as fuck.
And then I thought, oh, wait a minute, I got no coffee.
And then I had to make more coffee, fuck.
Yeah, damn it, man.
I watched YouTube videos for living and I'm a millionaire that's not true and but I do have a
YouTube video that I want to watch what's it I got a YouTube video what's it I want to watch I
I've got a two-minute cop slop, speedrun.
Michigan woman goes viral over Houdini like escape
from police cruiser, okay?
We got a cop slop, the worst thing you could do
outside of a church, summon Lucifer, that's right.
And then we got this video that I didn't watch,
I said I'm gonna watch today, and I'm gonna watch today.
So we're gonna watch that one today.
She be excited, guys.
She be excited.
She be very puggies, my duggies.
Cold croissant.
I need to get my coffee though.
Humidifier companies are scamming you.
I don't know.
Humidifier companies are scamming you
with this tiny metal piece.
It's called a Mistmaker,
and it's exactly how brands trick you
into paying hundreds of dollars for a cheap plastic box.
Instead of a complex heating system,
This little disc vibrates at ultrasonic speeds to instantly whip water into a thick, cold mist.
And if you smash open any modern humidifier, this is literally the only working part inside.
But it's a massive scam, because this piece costs exactly $1,
meaning you can drop it into any cup of water and get the exact same result yourself.
Which is why...
I'mma return.
This is why I'mma return.
I did this video.
This- I mean, it's interesting, I guess, to the extent,
But I mean clearly it regulates the amount of water going into it and it's got timers on it and how much do they even fucking cost?
How much do they even fucking cost?
Give me came for a I slot. I'm not skip it. Do it shut the fuck I skip it shit, bro
I'm just gonna make coffee and then we're starting okay
I could typically start the video and why coffee, but then I would miss out the video
And the point of watching videos is not for you
Towards a video it's for me to watch the video
Okay
That's what's up. It's not point is nothing. I can't like let you guys
This isn't a Hassan stream where I'm gonna go have K mid video ready
Thank you very much for your time, and I'll see you in the next video.
I'm back. I bet. Usually, I've prepared the COVID before starting the stream and then
Yeah, doing parts 3. Oh, you're doing trailer for Dune?
Walmart evacuated during...
Nah, nah, nah. I think I got a better one, dude. I think the one I got is better.
Dude, I haven't watched part 2 yet.
Brother, what's happening?
I'm not afraid to die.
But I must not die.
Yet.
I tried it with insane bro.
You'll get the 70 millimetre sleep tickets.
We got any New Zealand guys?
There's one, they got Australia, apparently, doesn't have IMAX, doesn't have IMAX, doesn't
have IMAX, doesn't have IMAX, yeah, see, fucking knew about it bro, fucking knew we had IMAX
Cinema knew we did
Got one of them we got one I'm act well. We got one that counts
That's like good. You guys are going like oh wow. He's got one cinema. Oh, well, okay get this dude
Our whole country is the population is like half of one of your states or something
So if you got an I max in my purse date, bro, or if you got two per state, I doubt it, bro. I
doubt it
I
Tana my city look up. Oh, you I just full of it. Right you just full of it. All right, I already seen it was this
It's Rogan
No, but this this is this
Cops on camera one woman's jaw dropping escape from the back of a Michigan police cruiser watch her wriggle through that window
So Hanna is cuffed behind her back.
Damn it.
Oh my f***, god this is live.
She briefly pauses then out comes one leg.
Damn it, you see.
With both legs out she takes off running.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Y'all seen it live.
This is live.
The escapee gone, the camera pans over showing officers gathered around that white truck
seemingly
i got chat
you don't recall this
are you gonna be like hey mr officer
uh... like
no search or do you watch i mean is it illegal in some capacity
is it like i don't know
none the wiser
I didn't see this, bro.
An officer approaches, appearing to notice the camera,
then looks in that open window.
He circles the SUV, the suspect, nowhere to be found.
How ridiculous is this video to you?
Well, it happens all the time.
Yeah, we got the boomerang.
We got the boomerang.
All the time, really.
People escape police custody all the time.
NBC News law enforcement analyst Jim Kavanaugh.
Normally you would leave the windows up in the patrol car and you push the doors don't open from the inside the officer might have just been
That would have hurt right there
That would have hurt and then I'm like you think the window like and a shit car that one is shattering
Right, I feel like everyone's gonna share a shit car. There was some fresh air and wasn't quite expecting that level of
Acrobatics prosecutors ID and
38 year old Kendra Anie arrested Saturday afternoon moments before this video was taken on a parole violation
after her escape court record show Anie was on the land for three days
Muskegon Heights Police saying at one point she broke into a nearby home before fleeing again
officers ultimately finding Anie in a separate abandoned house Tuesday morning all the while video of her Houdini style escape
going viral
I'm sure that thing is gonna have life of its own on the internet and it's gonna be in every police academy
From now until the end of time
All right, I'm with that Maggie
Gone super viral bro. Yeah, man, you're not fun. It doesn't people watching I would define that what would be to find fire less
You know
Nice. Nice. Very nice.
Oh, okay, wait.
No, I'm just, uh, guys.
Oh.
The fucking razor wireless mouse, man.
It fucking makes a noise in my mouth. It's only when I don't have music on.
I can, it's very quiet.
It's the it's the polling of the razor mass was I guess again speechless
mutt and I never create Bruce and look like when I dumped his course and
doesn't ever on fifth of your life thousand six
okay I swear to God you're like
Oh
Okay
Okay, that's funny cuz you said damn. We're dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh shit. I've had one of the cops up there. What is this?
What is this?
It's a gd news. Oh wait. Oh wait. He got the new band. He got the new band. He got it
with the new band. It's like you could still watch this shit.
It's framing things.
So insufficient surface and also a lot of the people that are there don't contribute on it out
I should keep calling it out anybody that has your own you should
Every single chance they get and you know when you're coming from low income
You can teleport away and do it again
Well, this is it back and is it here's also what's insane about this is that not only can
Okay
Okay, so what do you get banned for?
Anyone knows what said enough he watched a video that shows the horses cock on stream
Okay, how one hour long will ban for the horse cock a day for the horse cock
Wait, what did he actually show a horse cock?
Do you get banned for a cock ah, damn
That would have been funny. I thought it was a spores and jagger first since I might have actually seen a horsework on the string
Ban for an entire week because I said I don't give a fuck about the opinions of a literate third worlders
But I talk shit about third world countries all the time how come they never ban me
What someone get banned for saying they don't care about one of Americans opinion is in the least cause not blood double standard
I don't break you
I
Bar they must be more context in this right there's must be more context in this
It must be more context
Dude, I talked to Alton I thought I was talking shit about Lithuanians yesterday homie
I
Sand that all poor European people you still guys
I'm just a job. It's a job. Good. That's the thing. Maybe he says what I'm doing with some joking
So then you're good, right and then if you're not joking, I guess you're not good. I guess wait, okay
I
Mean I didn't see more context there that's gonna kind of crazy banging honest to met I've tuned into his dream I
Like for like 10 seconds and like ever been 10 seconds. He said something that I'm like what the fuck you
Twitch now
Like what the fuck you just said that on twitch?
And I say like man, how do you know get banned? I meant which has to change. This is badass
I said, I love this.
So I think to myself like,
man, if he don't get a Bamsai like that, then I'm good.
Right, I'm good.
Maybe he's just been popping off too hard
and they just need a random random.
I don't watch other streamers.
I don't, I really don't.
I really don't.
I clicked on XUC Streams the first time
in like a million years and I watched this stream
and it was like this.
Is this your charcoal or is he actually getting vaccinated?
Because this doesn't look gothicle.
But I mean he just was spamming it bro and then he was like ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chat.
And I was like does that simple chat or is that one chat what is that?
You wasn't even about, I- there's no way I do that.
There is no way. There is no shot.
Oh no, I am not spamming.
And it's how you say in Chad. You wasn't even saying Chad. It was saying Chad.
Chaddy, Chaddy, Chaddy!
Like the thing is, I had never tuned into an XQC stream. I don't even clicked on clips.
So I had never seen the long form of how you speak into this channel
It's just like it was blowing my mind his chat per hours was just like on another level
Now ultimately never got to the moon he just ended up failing in his rocket blew up
Oh, he did wake click gop before then I
I clicked up for them. So but yeah, well, I knew the point the duration I was watching the stream. Yeah
Kind of crazy
Sounds like your stream play KSP right now that game look easiest fuck
I'll do that first fucking tribe or if I wanted to and I wouldn't be getting back to it about chat the whole time
And I wouldn't be needing to ask chat every like literally
Three seconds is surpassed
I got plenty of friends I don't do that in church parking lots embarrassing
sit on sit on a deputy's routine call to check on a suspicious car in a parking
lot is altered entirely when he instead finds a couple contact those who's
gifted a teal on the subscription to psych I ain't doing that shit again or
Else this biscuit head ass motherfucker will ban me again. I ain't got time for that home slice
Type shit for real for real. Oh
That was a long Catholic prior in Latin with Raven by the way and just like
You guys should be very embarrassed by that.
Oh, shit.
Dude, look at that nice-ass pool.
We're a whole league.
Wait, do they have pulpins?
They're not... do you not...
Wait, how come they don't have pulpins this year?
How's that even legal?
In church, in the...
It's like completely open.
and your child could just walk in and kill itself instantly.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just realizing
there's no pull fence there.
Resurrection school, okay, so there's a school there.
Village of Olaway, Wisconsin,
after callers report a suspicious vehicle
playing loud music.
But what he is about to discover
is something he will later describe as embarrassing.
I'm not sure.
Let's put some clothes on.
Get dressed.
Get dressed and step over.
You can step over it.
You get dressed.
Turn your music down too.
I'm sorry sir.
Step out.
Come here.
You get your clothes on.
Step out.
Any weapons down here?
No sir.
What's going on?
Captain Beggs.
I don't know.
Don't touch him.
He's got some shit on him bro.
He's got some very smelt rank in there.
Okay.
Probably does in a car during the summer.
What do you think yeah, okay wait if you're gonna fix in a car white, okay
I'm gonna pick a thousand places before this place, especially with this all these people around
Then maybe it's because this location is a place where they can both get to
Without being seen by anyone because it's like an affair
Name three, okay
Um, right now off the top of my heads. Okay, if I was to have sex in a car, um, drive down South Beach, that'd be good. Drive to like a far part. Oh, as you know, but botanical gardens. That would also work. I mean, bro, beaches, just multiple, like several beaches. You could have sex at, and there'll be, you can, you can just drive down till you can't see anyone. And then just boom, you're good to go.
What I'm saying is there's I can think of tons of places where you could go and have six and then you would be fine
You get actually go out you get at the six on the beach if you wanted to bro
You can just have six on the beach
Ultimately the night I are you know what apparently
Apparently you get sand in the BJJ that's the word on the street that's the word on the street
All right, get your, you got an onion?
What?
Can you call a legal onion?
Anything illegal on you?
What are you doing with this flat?
They said you were doing this too.
People said you were doing this too.
You were what?
Open your mouth, don't talk to me, what?
I'm going to take you to the right hand T. H. C. V. A. P.
P. So, see what you can do. How many cancer?
T. V. A. D. What is that? What is that? And now, T. H. C.
C. B. Cochum bull torture. Cognitive behavioral therapy.
C. B. All right. C. B. D.
Wait. Cannibal? Was this cannibal?
I'm just saying some shit.
Cock'n'Bole destruction.
Cannabidi-oil.
What the hell is cannabidi-oil?
Is this guy making up a word or is that real?
And yo, what the fuck is...
Quicks...
...fix?
Qu...
What the hell, can't...
Cannabidi-oil...
Cannabidi-oil.
There's no time to come back and find a cannabis and hand-flash use for potential therapeutic benefits without causing a high.
I
The dogs
She paid for how do you know her that's your friends friends
Your friends friends
Who told you that?
Dude, that shit pisses me off.
When someone's mumbling like this and is like, bro, speak up.
Project your voice.
What are we doing here?
Step out.
Embarrassing.
I got plenty of friends. I got plenty of friends. I don't do that in church parking lots.
The deputy notices children playing in a nearby field with their parents just two hundred and
I mean dude, well, they got the kids gonna look through the window
Which is like kind of like tended from 250 meters away and like seeing
Come on that doesn't count. They can't get charged us for that
If they were walking right by it right at the of the walk if they were doing this and then someone walked
And like it just in the pathway like they gone across this pathway
And then they happen to see like a dish a dick going in vagina then you know that could fucking
We'd be like what the hell eaters away while this 37 year old woman and her partner have been totally careless even partially
Seven further exposing themselves, but the deputy will soon find out that this isn't the woman's first run-in with the law
Seven I
Thought they're gonna be in their 20s or something like that kind of made like at least a little bit sense 37
You fucking grown-ass woman you grown-ass woman man you grown-ass dude you grown-ass adults
What do you use?
Okay, is there any more than this?
It might be some, yeah.
There might be some.
Yeah. Let's cut this.
No, I don't realize.
There might be some.
Just pick. Look at me. What's your name?
What's your name?
What are you doing, man?
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to bullshit you.
I'm not at all.
What's in the car?
There's a small bag that almost gave me back.
Damn!
And I have some alcohol.
Okay.
Suck me a little.
You decide to give it for me.
Yep.
Yeah, I know.
I'm very good at hiding your paraphernalia.
What is that?
What the hell's the hammer for?
I know.
Oh, is that the corpse hammer?
Gee, that must be.
I'm very good at hiding your paraphernalia.
What?
Well, it's not gonna get any better today. I don't think
Is this your car
Under your parents name is this your bitch in the center console, huh? Yes
Okay, well that's not even that's an eight boyfriend is came on
So like she then went out with some random dude the mumble guy
The what is this dude? What is this life mate?
What is this life?
So she's doing revenge sticks. She deliberately when she's like I need a guy of sex with some random guy now
Oh
So if I look them up, that's what they'll be
Why are they in this container?
All right. You want paper?
You probably have it, weren't it?
Awful out of probably.
How the hell do they even have a stick in that cabinet?
Let's get it on the street and start answering some questions without probably seeing it.
Okay, those are my cases, sir. I don't...
Who's are they?
I'm mine.
They're yours?
No.
What are they?
Those?
Yeah.
Let me see it.
If it's prescribed to you, you should know what it is, right?
It's probably...
I'm on that.
That's not good.
No.
I can't even...
I'm...
I'm sorry.
You ever think you're anxious because you're used?
Come on.
Yeah, man.
Just don't do myth.
There it is.
Hey, that's the tick.
He's right.
There it is. Hey, that's the tick
Fuck up, but she's just incriminating the fuck out of sober now
It's coming as ruthless bro, holy
You're disbusting pig, he doesn't mess.
Did you measure into drugs, you stupid bitch?
Huh?
What the fuck you said to me?
It's here and all back there.
Okay, where is the...
I don't know.
I don't know if there is.
You said there is?
Well, there isn't, there isn't.
It's not rockin'.
My friend?
What the fuck is this shit, man?
Okay, there is or there isn't, there was, no there isn't, no there's probably...
Did you just get done smoking it?
No, there were, uh...
What'd you say? Huh?
You have to speak up and you're mumbless.
Well, I don't think you...
I feel your apology.
I don't think you ate it because you had other things in your mouth when I arrived.
You guys should be very embarrassed by that.
She was doing a BJ. She was doing a BJ for the myth guy.
For the myth BJ.
This looks like yours my man.
That's your coat?
Alright.
How do you got all this shit in here?
What?
Talking to him.
How do you got all this stuff in here my guy?
What?
How do you got all this shit in here my guy?
How do you got all this shit in here?
I
Did it brain is so far
I think my brain frogs are bad, but she can't even string a single that's insane
Um guys, at this point here, it's kind of fun for the first bit, do we want us to watch
this lady crying on the ground while he's searching Zucca for the next five minutes?
Probably not, right?
Anything else in there that's yours?
Is this fine deputy?
A later test pop.
The deputy eventually finds a gray foldable mirror along with a glass bulb-style smoking
pipe containing a white and brown residue and a crystal-like substance that later
test positive for inside he also locates additional evidence of use
including racer blades more mirrors and a torch style lighter and just as he
suspected earlier the woman has an active probation in parole just leave
him fucking raise the blades on the ground like that if you just leave him
raise the blades in the ground then what about the kids going in the car
What's yours buddy?
What the kids?
Anything else in there that's yours?
What?
Just the jacket.
That's all that's in there that's yours.
Nothing on him?
Nothing on him.
Okay.
Look at me, bud.
Did you...
You've gotten on or anything?
Yeah.
Okay.
He's just got a bunch of shit on him.
Yeah, there's no warrants or anything for him.
Alright.
What's gonna happen?
It carries that.
Is this fine?
Deputy's gonna give you a ride?
Probably real.
Who the fuck carries more than just like their keys and their phone?
In the current year, maybe a wallet if you need you all up for some reason like what are you carrying?
What are you carrying?
You don't need idea you go to phone is idea in your phone
gum
Okay respectable gum. Okay. I mean I don't need my gum in my car, but
You got 16 consoles.
I mean, really, let's be honest.
Your keys and your phone are like the only thing you need.
Bonus.
If you get these advanced cars nowadays,
your cars are going to be lucky with your phone now.
Soon you can just carry your phone.
That's it.
That's fucking sick.
You see your green bag?
Carry a steam deck around with you everywhere.
Okay, Melanchoc.
That's not that.
You don't carry a steam deck with you everywhere, bro.
Stop making that shit up.
Man, if you made every kind of cops search,
he's like, oh, a steam deck.
That way, not she'll face in my village again. You understand?
Stand up over with your car.
Up against your car.
Feet apart.
You do have a warrant for your arrest.
You want me to turn the keys over to him?
Otherwise I'm gonna lock your car. I'm gonna take it for 24 hours, and if it's not gone by tomorrow morning
It's getting told
Fair, okay, how much have you drank today?
Point is like a beer glass, right? Is that a big out is that a beer glass?
Or that like a jug
Six point wait how much is a point how one point glass? Oh
Wait how much is the point how much is that point
But the size size
Fucking in a units broke holy fuck walking to say like two cups or something like what are we talking about here?
Four quarts is a gallon as a quart as a cup as a two cups equals a point. Okay, so two cups is a point. Okay
So that's like a quarter of a point is half a glass half a cup
Okay, what's your name?
Oh, sorry.
Come on, Bryce.
That's a unit, dude. That was a fucking unit.
You know what I mean?
Hey, hey.
What happened?
What's your last school parking lot?
What's happening?
Have a seat, dude.
What's your warrant?
Interven-
Puppies!
Interven-
Puppies!
I can drop you off at the...
Jesus.
I need to put on a drug...
Program, bro.
I'm good.
Okay.
Basically...
Ice...
Yep.
Ice...
She's in the ass, she crying the back of the car.
She crying the back of the car.
Sorry, I'm charged with felonie.
I'm gonna see what she got.
You don't like this?
Ultimately, the woman was charged with felonie possession of meth.
Misdemeanor, lewd and lascivious behavior in public. Possession of hair finalia. She was later released on a $2,500 signature bond.
Eventually, she pleaded guilty due to a no-contest plea of possession of meth and lewd and lascivious behavior and was sentenced to 90 days in county jail.
She needs to go to the gym. Okay, I'm just a killer intake. Alright, I thought Mitha was supposed to make you lose weight.
Is the weight canceling it out and then she gets some munchies or something?
Want to step up your style check out code blue cam com for hoodies. I'm the honest man. That episode was made
You click bet on me bro you click bet on me that was an it doesn't make up stop
Sorry, and so it's one since you can't get a bang of cops up every day. I already saw this
What's this those of a little session will die
Wait, is this real?
Wait, what do I need?
April 8th.
This is some old thing that he posted to the main.
April 8th.
Wait, what the fuck is this?
A whole series of sensational dots tonight never brought back game.
I don't want that to happen, but it probably will.
However, now that we compete in total rate of change, we're smart on this.
Well, who knows something, religion will happen.
Who knows?
find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long
conversation of the world, 47 years of extortion, corruption,
death, will finally end. God bless everyone. Why run?
See like threatening the nuke? No, them?
What is that? Is that a shitty fucking nuke threat from his
true social
was was you know it's easy I don't know what I don't know what the fuck that
skits I should is
uh...
hopefully he's just working out he's just taking a shit he's working out a
little bit of glue got a little bit excited
I mean surely they want to let that
Trump we can't that what he didn't he let do
like uh...
Luffing new threats with North Korea
He said something like I've got a little button here. I'm gonna take you out. Go see
Oh my god, my shoulders are so ruined bro
Clicking and hurting bro. Oh my god wasn't taking much to be say I already watch this guys already watch that
Watching this one out. What do we got here? Oh?
Oh, you love, let's get in the back of the jam jar for a bit of in and out, ay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
Oh my God, brah!
Uh-oh. Looks like the Sidemen have gone retarded.
Oh my gosh.
It's the Baloo getting sick.
Sorry.
Close the door, you crook and sad.
Oh yeah, she's hot.
I would crush on a show like this.
Women are obsessed with me.
with me. I already got this one girl cat calling me every night. Tonight I'm gonna have her
wetter than a 42 year old nurse at a Kevin Gates concert. Hey, you've been glued to that
thing all night. If you don't start paying attention to these videos I'm showing you
man you're gonna be alone for a long time. Look at you. Huh? Oh, sorry. I've been trying
to convince this guy McGorff with the past six and a half hours. Wait, what are you
You're doing it?
Hey, hey, hey, no, boy, look at that!
Good, got, man.
Your user name is Miss Virgin DoubleD's.
Yeah?
I'm in a sleep token Discord server to pick up chicks.
That's actually a pretty sweet plan.
I pretend to be a girl to gain their trust
and their friendship.
I'm a girl, and I'm just looking for a friend.
Nothing else, I swear.
And over the course of nine or so months,
it's anime watch parties.
I love anime!
Sleep token E concert.
I love sleep token!
Friends love game nights!
I love video games!
I'm a girl!
And then, just wanna trust me the most.
What is sleep token?
Sleep token.
Sleep token lead by partially talented rock band.
They manage music scattered, widespread media attention,
It's a storytelling, vulnerable lyrics, an inclusion of two or more genres of music to create a unique sound.
you
it's like that.
Yeah.
Remixed into like way better shit like that they use samples from the song to make like
EDM music that's actually good as fuck.
So do you know what?
I am a bit of a sleep talking fan myself.
I've never heard an organic sleep talking song till now.
They just listen to one pretty.
Yeah, pretty cool. Pretty cool actually. Bit of a bit of a sleep talking fan myself.
I reveal I'm a man and they're excited. They say, oh my god, I'm so glad you're a guy,
not a girl, this person who I thought you were. And they become my girlfriend. It's pretty good,
right? So you're not even meeting these people in person? You just talking to them on Discord?
You know, shut up, man. It's just easier to meet girls online. And plus, this Discord
man keeps banning all these guys who are pretending to be girls, and he's totally cock
blocking me but you are pretending to be a girl yeah but I'm not one of the
weird ones see this is the problem with men nowadays having to deceive people and
meet creeps online instead of meeting real people in real life oh she's a
creep right look at there so go your creep to you her name is Sakura and where
There is Sakura from...
Dayton, Ohio?
Oh, Jesus, you're pathetic, dude.
Hey, come on, man! Hey, what the hell?
Good night, guys.
Yeah, okay, good night.
I'm off to bed.
I'm pathetic. You're the one obsessing over some stranger scene to you in the middle of the night.
It's called a cat call, and obviously, you've never had one.
Do you even know what she looks like?
Have you- Have you even thought about what this person's trying to do to you?
She's gonna try to kidnap you?
Fuck her, rob you?
Give you a goddamn, Garadeli dark chocolate bar for all we know?
No, but she sounds hot.
Margaret, don't you think it's a little weird that some stranger wants to meet some day in the middle of the night?
Yeah, the fuck?
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds like my kind of night.
I don't know, man.
All of this just feels...
How do I say it, it just feels spooky.
Alright girl, I'm coming.
If I beat that pussy up-
Oh, big man!
We'll get you!
Can't beat the mob!
Well, have fun getting scammed by random dudes on Discord.
If I beat that pussy up, you gon' tell on me!
Oh yeah?
Have fun getting killed by some stranger asshole!
Dammit!
I think I'm getting scammed here, right?
I'm just getting scammed, I'm not getting scammed.
This is a very professional video.
Like, it's so professional it's pissing me off.
It's like, what the hell?
Hey, I'll talk to you soon.
I'm heading into a Ryleys to pick up some antifreeze.
Hey, send me a selfie.
I want to emulate your look.
Where's the picture?
Fuck.
Uh, uh.
Cool!
Turn on your webcam.
Uh!
I'm sorry.
Ah, ah, ah, I'm sick, I'd rather not show my face.
Clax ticking, Kitten, I'm only going to ask you one more time.
Ah, OK, here one second, I'll take a picture.
Just let me pull out my camera and I'll help you.
You're a foamy, I know it.
No, no, no, no, here, here, look, here's your picture.
Oh my god, this is you?
Yeah!
That picture's of me!
I'm just learning to code!
Goddamn filthy fucking clankers are stealing our jobs!
Am I right or...?
My apologies, Princess.
I hate to be such a stickler on the rules, but...
It's for your own safety.
Policies.
Yeah, you're already gonna get that.
You could never be too careful with weirdos out there.
No, you can't.
I've been grabbing them off too much tonight.
I'm just glad you wanted a good one.
I feel like such a doofus!
Oh, no, no.
Hopefully one day I can glee you in person.
And you'll know what a true gentleman is like.
Yeah.
That sounds great, sure.
You can come over anytime.
OK, bye-bye.
My address!
My IP!
What?
What were you looking for right now?
Prisberg!
Why must you keep me waiting, Kitten?
I think I'm getting pretty sick of this thing!
Maybe we should reschedule!
Don't worry, I'm most likely immune.
I've been vaccinated for every single day.
I'm not going to get sick of this thing!
I've been vaccinated for every disease, sweetheart.
You have me 10 to your sickly body.
Oh, no, no, I can take care of myself!
Beautiful angel!
I used to hide something for me.
No, no, I'd never do that!
You have until the count of three to show your beautiful face.
Or I'll kick you from my discord server.
One...
Two...
Everything's also dressed up as a check on God.
Two and three quarter.
If there's any other men here can play maybe?
Three...
Hi!
So...
Young miss Virgin double days, huh?
Yeah
Yeah, even more beautiful in person
Yeah, get kids what you're finally mine keep in
What the side
And dogs get erectile dysfunction
Oh god damn, what happened to these guys?
Turn back! The fruits of your labor aren't worth it, my friend!
Uh, is she your girlfriend? I'm not trying to be a homewrecker or anything.
No! No listen to me! You must turn back! You're not going any further!
She called me in the middle of the night, and I gave her to temptation.
It was her.
Because I was pretty horny, but when we met, she sucked me dry!
I got sucked dry too!
He gave me a suck!
Holy shit! I am so in!
Now you fool! I'm telling you to stay away!
It's not a good kind of suck! Please listen!
You stupid son of a bitch!
Alright, thanks for the warning guys, I appreciate it!
TURN BACK! TURN BACK!
So mommy still!
If I sniff a chair, are you gonna tell on me what yeah?
Yeah
Well ten years that's why wife
You chubby girls are always so quirky
Wicked whip-off.
Huh?
There.
What the heck are you talking to?
Oh!
Uh, my doctor.
He says, I got milk?
What?
I'm lactating!
I'm lactating because I'm pregnant!
It's a mess down there.
Looks like a...
It's a mess down there.
It's a mess down there. Looks like a half-eaten cold cut combo. It's bad.
Mmm, you don't want any of it. You're full!
Hmm. You do look a bit more toned compared to your photos.
I had my suspicions, but the gentleman never presumes.
So, who defiled your flower?
Oh!
That guy! The computer!
Uh, gross! I would never sleep with a fat pig like you!
Shut your mouth about my queen!
What are you doing?
You're gonna get so pwned.
Oh my god!
Trabute.
I'll show you to our future love, and I will raise this child.
I love you, my dear.
No one will speak ill of you again, my dear.
Anyone who crosses us will face my path.
I got my period!
You still get those when you wet it?
Close!
I gotta deal with that!
Don't make me wait long, princess!
I can't believe I have a pregnant girlfriend who still gets periods.
I'm so flicking lucky. I'd better have a little sniff as my reward.
Oh my god! God!
Where you at, girl? I'm trying to get my freak on.
Finally.
You've come to me.
Oh my God! What is this?
Whoa mama, she's getting hot in here. She's packing the goods.
Huh. Lacking a little bit in the face department though. Ain't nothing a little paper bag can't fix.
My night has shined in order. I knew you were in no hurry. Now we can be together. Forever.
Wait. Forever? I thought this was a casual, you know, suck-me-dry kind of thing.
No... I want you inside me... for the rest of time.
Maybe for us like ten minutes, dammit. I knew this was too good to be true.
Where are you going, my love?
Yeah, not your love.
What a tease.
Let's go.
Stop!
What... have you... done to me?
Relax. We won't be together forever.
Don't wash your hands, baby. I want them to stink.
Okay!
I'm so screwed. Once this guy finds out I'm not a girl, he's gonna turn me into one of those toys and put me in his gross little jar.
I'm gonna have to take one for the team.
I'm gonna have to fucking suck him.
Or you can pawn him off on Margaret. She'll sleep with anyone that's thrown at her.
Haven't been Margaret. That's a pretty good idea. Once he does that, naturally he'll want to leave.
But he'll just go?
Of course. All men do. It's a tale as all this time.
I guess that's true. We are a bunch of horn dogs, aren't we?
I think you can cover for me while I don't talk to her.
Yeah, no problem buddy, I got you.
Thanks John.
Everything okay in there, kiddin?
I hear you're struggling in your litter box.
Uh, yeah, just got bad cramps.
Probably gonna shit more blood or something here pretty soon.
I hate parents.
Please God, give me your pain.
I need you to do me a favor and please for the love of God tell me if it's too far sure
You don't even know what it is. Oh, well, what is it? I need you to bring this guy in the house
This is a really bad guy, okay?
So he's here, I'm sure he's behind you!
Are you playing jokes on me?
If so, I don't think they're very funny.
No, no, I just...
I wanted you to introduce to my friend.
Oh, look how pretty she is.
Here, take a look at her.
Salutations!
Any friend of my muse is a friend of mine.
Hey! He's cute!
Hmm.
You...
You think I'm...cute?
Oh yeah, a big strong man so handsome and noble!
How about you come over here and give me a kiss?
Hmm!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh my god, that was wrong!
What's wrong?
I think you guys should be a good couple!
I think she likes you!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I must take the price of my temptation!
Oh god! Oh god man! What are you doing? Come on!
I must punish you for giving me a bone, huh?
Wait! No, no, no, no!
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Bruh, what the fuck? That's little...
Another one.
She did
I'm gonna make you a beautiful ring my love
This ring
Every man is born with evil in his heart
I had a husband once, well, almost a husband.
On our wedding day, he murdered me,
drove me to the middle of nowhere and buried me.
My love grew into this tree,
only to be tangled up like all of his lies.
The worst part is I found myself still missing him,
Loving him is a twisted way.
Sounds like a you problem.
I still hear it all the time.
Forever leaving you with a husk just as high as the door moves and goes.
Yep, think about moving in a couple weeks.
I'm gonna put my gaming station right over there.
You're gonna watch me play Mellow Rallows all night long, baby.
Yeah. Yeah.
This is awesome.
One day I'll ask for your hand, milady.
But for now, can we see our love with a flicking kiss?
No.
No, man.
I can't do this.
I can't.
Sh. Baby.
Baby.
Calm down.
Let me make this easy for you.
I'm not a girl!
Well, of course not, darling.
Yeah, a woman.
No.
No, man.
No.
Listen.
No.
God, I'm just, I'm a regular guy.
I mean, look.
I'm just a regular guy.
I'm just a regular obese guy.
What's wrong with you?
I'm just a regular obese guy, okay?
Jesus, God, I've been lying to you
because I like this girl in your sleep token discord server.
So dude, just please stop.
Stop trying to kiss me.
Don't fucking blast me.
Don't put me in your goo jar.
If you're in the love of God, most importantly,
don't kick me from your server
because I think I really like this girl.
Okay, I'm gonna write this girl.
So, you found love.
You get to hate me and toss my feelings around.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
No longer will I be the bastion of good fortune for Lady Polk.
You have turned my heart to stone.
Never should I love again.
You'll never break a little man's heart.
Who makes you love dead?
Oh, shh!
You better watch your step, fucking devil!
Oh, god!
Hey!
It's almost time to sleep in here!
I thought you were gonna treat me like a Chinese finger trap!
Go, Nietzsche, you are.
I
Who are you?
You hurt me!
Get out of my way!
I'm leaving my room without my raid patrol!
Go on!
I don't have time for this!
Hey!
Who's there?
What are you doing, my womb, Huddle?
Shh! You gotta be quiet, okay?
Just gotta be quiet.
Huddle, I'm sweeping.
Huddle, get out of here!
I knew you.
Ah, I found you!
I was gonna go watch up on his stream again today.
It's a song!
Dude, it's super annoying. Yeah, I know it is annoying, because the whole thing is that
he uses my name to Cloud Chase and just clip form. It's fucking bogus, man, seriously.
Hassan's talking about you on a stream again? He's such a fucking parasite, guys, seriously.
Yo, chat, give me one second. I'll be right back.
Do you guys excuse me for one second?
The clip farming's going great. We're gonna make so much money together.
Yes, my love, you're doing great.
Will you please kiss me to hold me over until stream is done?
Only if you kiss me back super hard.
Wait, who's this guy?
Eh, who's he?
Eh, eh.
I'm here to help.
Help me out.
I'm going to kill you.
What the fuck are you saying?
Taya, please!
I'm going to talk about that later.
Oh yeah, you're talking about you're going to hit it again?
Let me do one. Let me zap it.
Taya, be an easy-knotted popper.
The VCR!
Oh, thanks, that's over now!
Hmm, can we door dash something from Panda Express?
Oh, that sounds really good, baby.
Claire!
Why do you want to pay an express?
John Pee-Gee?
John Pee-Gee!
I can't hold a gun any longer.
We- you need to make love to me right now.
Oh, yeah!
Tapper again!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hey, uh, what's so cold?
It's so cold!
Wait, what are you doing?
Oh
Jesus Christ I don't want to tell to bear with that bush what are you sleeping?
Don't act that probably shit
Dude
See ya!
Well, well, well, another specimen from my tribute jar.
Let him go!
His soul is mine!
Another woman telling me what to do?
I've never seen this story before.
You make a brother want to take a black pill.
Sorry, Maiden.
Your beauty won't work.
On me?
M-my beauty?
Yes, of course! Your perfection, your curves, your excellent skin and sense of style.
A gun as like you would never look at such a hate beast.
Such as I.
Aw, man, he's moving in on my girl!
Boo!
Shut up! Shut up!
No man has ever spoken to me that way before.
That was so romantic.
Yeah, well, yes, I'm just one of the good guys.
Just work my heart quickly so I can end your life!
Who's even setting parasites?
How do I know you wouldn't break my heart?
Another alpha male just going to use and discard me.
There's no way, princess.
I would never.
Would you be mine?
Forever?
forever and ever
dude look, it's come drunk
you got one don't you?
oh yeah, it's on eBay
I
Finally, we found love.
What's going on here?
Who the hell are you guys?
Dude, let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here!
Ugh, God, I'm glad to be out.
How did we get outside?
Who wants pay to express?
Yeah!
Hi guys, I'm Sakura.
Oh, no way.
Hey man, what's going on?
I've been looking for Miss Virgin Double D's. You seen her?
Nope, I haven't seen her.
Okay, I guess I'll go sniff her out for a bit.
I'm never on board with them, okay?
Not a word. Don't say a word.
Virgin double B! Where are you?
Come on girl, I know you're around here.
Sorry your girl tried to kill you, man.
I'm sorry your crush was a middle-aged guy that almost got you killed or something.
Let's never talk about that again.
You know, we could apply to be on one of those YouTube relationship game shows.
It's a great idea. Yeah. Mm-hmm only if you're my wingman, of course
You know you'd be a shoo-in on that kind of show
I've applied to be on there like 20 times, but they won't get back to me. How do you just change this this guy?
I'm a red-blooded 100% American
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That was really cool. That was insanely cool though.
Like, I mean, it was insanely high quality, like, super.
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Mean that's cool that he's able to do this like his demented visions of
Whatever I don't know whatever you call that
He's able to bring it to life and you know, he's just taking it taking this next level from just like animation to
He's doing acting and he's doing all sorts of crazy shit. I must admit I was a bit skeptical at first
Yeah, but about halfway through I was hooked
Very cool very cool very cool if you think I'm linked this video I
I don't know that's good for you. Is it good to be a brain to watch something like this?
Is it good for your brain to watch them? I don't know.
I mean, it's better. It's probably, it's definitely better than watching TikTok or something.
It's definitely better than TikTok.
Oh, doubt.
I wouldn't want to do drugs and watch that. There's too much weird shit
It's true that tree was really good. The boys like different tree was crazy as well. I felt like I was like playing Dark Souls
Like it's crazy
Yeah, that's nuts I must admit I wasn't expecting that I was thinking oh it's gonna be another one of these things where
It's fucking like whatever. He's super disgusting animation. He's just like comes everywhere and there's some guy crying
Oh God. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like doing something that looks like they're having sex
But it's not quite it's like stroke my stroke my shaft stroke it and then he's you know
Just some way you don't say I thought it was gonna be one of those things, but it was it was different
It was different. You know if you watched other meet Canyon ones if you watch the other ones
You know I'm talking about first photo captured from the far side of the moon. What the hell dude? Yeah, nice CGI, bro
Nice CGI, bro
Yeah, alright, dude, let's clear the golf ball, bro
Let's clear the cheese. Okay, I
Remember that it's it's weird because the lighting looks uncanny because we're not used to it
All these photos no space debris
To grim he sold it bro, he sold it
He sold it there it is. He's oh my god, dude. I'm there. It's a joke. I think he's being real man
I'm God true was this where's the space debris?
Where's the space debris man? Oh good. Hey, let me can anybody was crazy, bro
I feel fucking I feel like I've just come out from the cinema. I
I feel like I just watched a movie.
That's how like I was so immersed in whatever the fuck that slop was that I feel like I've just exited the cinema and I'm like, well where am I right now?
Uhhhhhhhhh
I'll get worried. I'm your biggest fan.
Why what are they doing what is going on it? Why she's not even looking at the
what is even going on here? She's at the live performance but she's just
Steering at her own reflection screaming
this one
Mother's actually in B.C.s
What is this
She's got to get it dude. She's just one head the bass go post it on Instagram man. Otherwise, it's does not real
It's not real if you don't if you don't record yourself
Who she's who they sending this to who's watching it the scene to their sister or something or they were they were they posting it
Entitled caring is a resident okay
I'm waiting for the people that this man called.
Talk to the person who called him.
You're under arrest.
I am not interested in that.
I'm not available for that.
You need my rights as much as you need hers.
Put your hand down in your back.
I'm waiting.
I'm going to wait for help.
What are exact words?
She said that you punched her in the face.
Did it do?
What happened before that?
You also have warrants for your rest of the world.
I'm a little girl more than she is.
She harassed me instead of a bunch of things
that were very rude.
And I don't understand why she talks to me like that.
She is not welcome around crazy people.
You're under arrest.
Stop.
You're under arrest.
This person's made Leo jet. I don't think it's Karen. I don't know what's got that person made Leo
We saw Zach was banned which classic classic classic and
Ow he probably broke his fucking foot or something
Okay, I'm just trying to check out safe now guys. Let's and then we went along in the public so guys
almost like landing okay I'll see this
this is the little the neo ones you can get I think I can use my kids I thought
that part of the lights for neighbors again
okay
What's it like today bro?
No bro!
You're not gonna attempt to get it?
Look at this guy, fucking go-
Like, we're gonna get a front gopro, go to back gopro, get a fucking drone over there.
What is he even doing at this point?
What are you even doing at this point, bro?
Shit, relax.
KT-survange, does anyone know what that means? What is that? I don't know what the hell that is.
I don't know what the hell that is. I'm just gonna look for the, I'm just gonna look for the LSAF guys.
I don't even care about the shit.
All right, don't want to see that.
No. OK, you know, we'll watch this one.
What are they? What are they?
Sorry.
He searched up on a homeless man
and the homeless man then fucking smashed the back window.
Get wrecked.
What the fuck was in that homeless guy's jacket
that fucking smashed the back window?
That's deserved honestly.
I mean, don't I'm not a huge fan of homeless people
coming to Cal's Mirror and sections and shit
that's annoying, but throwing stuff at them like Jesus.
Ooh.
What, you know what you just want one?
You know what you do burp and it's actually just one
I just did that in my mouth.
Oh, what is that happening? What is that happening?
What is that happening? I don't know what is that happening.
Guys, I'm thinking I'm okay.
Bro, I'm trying to find the fucking...
Bro, why does it never show me the LSF here?
A Parrots of Merino? What?
Why did he make a pair of submarine?
Okay.
With your genius AI, I feel like that's not long enough.
Okay.
I can't find it.
I'm just going to type it in the chat.
I'm just going to find it ready to come.
Is that how you do it?
Okay.
Is that you do it? I don't even have to do it dude. I didn't know how to get there. I
Don't even have to get I don't know how you read it guys
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audio recordings to get a little more detailed read Weisman and Jeremy Hansen will be up first
to capture imagery and record audio on the portable computing devices you hear those
referred to as pcd you know it's like a cgi shot it's like a fake you know they have like an
advert when they have the product the spings through the middle of the screen or some
shit it's it doesn't even need you cgi read Weisman and Jeremy Hansen will be up first
to capture imagery and record audio on the portable computer.
Oh, dude, how many millions of people
would have seen that as well?
You hear those referred to as PCDs,
while Victor-
I guess it makes sense, right?
It's got the right texture to just,
it's not gonna like,
the viscosity of it, you know,
you can kind of drag something in your fingers
and just smash it back.
Dina, serve as-
It's not gonna like do weird bowling up.
The crew will switch windows-
I've never seen liquids.
The way they drink liquids in space
is they have to let you serve attention
And then they got these weird like vagina cups where they
they drink out of this weird vagina and it's also weird shit with the liquids.
Whereas Nutella, I mean, you just grabbed that shit rolls halfway through their shit.
Yes.
Have you seen the vagina cups?
Look, space drinking cups.
It's the vagina cups, bro.
So that's, you know, it's the surgery.
Yeah, it's like, you're like fucking you get a smash out of them, bro.
Basically uses a whip that's not for John. I went I call them vagina cups. Okay, when you see them drinking out of it
Okay, bro. It looks like a vagina cup. Let's not get it twisted
Let's not get it twisted
Fucking science girl was combating with the vagina cups on Twitter. Don't even get it. What did and she deleted that tweet?
She did it. Yeah, she'd fucking she just constantly posting stuff that looks sexual
but then doesn't it pretend like oh is this sexual oh no way oh no this is just science
this is just science fucking this science school on taught us come on come on
I like that they run away as a team and they screech together
Yeah, and they don't like to performative shit in front of the camera when they win. That's cool
That's a team thing, isn't it?
That's cool
Now we wait who went which team is this?
Is that the one with the you guys or is that the NA guys?
See if I can recognize any people a lip a shine wuffle and a key exile from part of Excel gaming
I can recognize two of them I can recognize two of them
I can recognize and then Max of course
doesn't it fire up I know it's fire up it's fire up there did you see fire it's fire
I'm on that and see fire up
The cool fire up it's cool fire up I would notice him, but I can't see but oh
Okay, it's got some but he's got some weird Spanish name there, bro
Very cool. Well, how close was that was the other guys even close?
Ginger because this is all
Because that's the other team right that's it's because it's maximum the NA guys and then these guys
What are these guys called echo liquid?
maximum
Macklin makes them a method
It is an echo. This is a good echo
Yeah.
I'm going to get a mini toe.
Bro, you shot us.
You shot us?
Roid rage?
Well, you can choose that Roids.
I'm going to get a mini toe.
He thought I'm right. He's not he's not he's not I'm Roy's earlier age. That's really right. It's the same
He's leading out frustration
So he's not getting it's not he's not getting mad at like a person on his team and yelling at them like that
But you know, he's fine to just get a little bit angie sometimes you gotta understand chat
They doubted these bosses for hours and hours and hours and hours on end of the same shit and like
It would be very irritating as well. Can you take submarine into deep sea? I mean before deep sea
Yeah, your map looks like a big old wiener. No, it doesn't. Okay. Come on, motherfuckers
No, dad, who's a good dick
Did you wiener yourself, bro?
Thank you guys.
This is the last level.
Is there actual mining?
Am I actually a source?
I
Think about the cops a little broke
There goes fucking mouse clicks. Oh, that's a great clip great look. All right guys. There we go
See what if a bomb is they put on his?
What do you call it?
He would have bomb say put on is what do you call it his webcam mic? That's a classic
That's what what happens
Okay
Now I found chaperone day y'all let's go do we had some good tags who's ready to farm shape roll day. Let's go
Not guys I already did like I was a fine last night, so
Good news is we don't farm as much as you would think
Allows you PLS
Shit
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh oh
No one do you fail the sound test thing yesterday
Meow
Did I actually have a night cap I have a brace cap I
Should look at these I could only good
Like one of these it's gonna be better
What is it looking for the bubble off hey, he's looking dude. Let's go. Let's go
Today's today boys we loot the voice shockwave and we pop the fuck off. Oh
Dude sleep token, let's go sleep token
You should have paid the rents. You're gonna join a sleep token discord, baby
Gonna do in a state sleep token discord
Types get enchant assistant chatter. Okay. Yes, it's just hating bro. Yeah, this ain't no
Oh wow, you actually managed to skip it.
Yeah, I will admit his voice is a bit annoying, right?
I will admit, there's elements in the song, like it's a bit pretentious at the video clip and the vibes, everything about it's a little bit like, um...
There's elements that irritate me, but if I like turn those off and I just listen to music objectively, that once I'm gonna listen to, it really wasn't terrible.
like if you listen to some of Marilyn Manson's music for example like yeah he's
got so many age things about him but actually this isn't actually that bad
are you do the same thing like if you look at like Green Day right well like
some things they this bands and people just hate right this bands that band
People just hate because like fuck those guys. We just hate but actually you listen like are they objectively bad?
Because I want that like oh, yeah, that is just like little remover at trash
It's not even music. I don't know what I'm fucking listening to like I get that
The guys you just want to hang on something because it's cool to handle something I'm not a fan
Oh, that's my the pivot example of this is rigging body
So I'll get it twisted.
The perfect example is Rick and Morty.
He would just have him Rick and Morty.
Hey Quinn, I was going to ask how the bossin went yesterday and how many upgrades you
got for your character, but then I saw your DPS on this target dummy boss and it answered
every question I had.
sure brosel your problem and i got you
i got you oh wait wait tbl on drop today
how do you feel about skills being tied behind boss drops
i kind of just like just being able to play a skill i like tbh
um
I
Like bosses having loot that's interesting and that lets you build around it and it's reasonably viable
I think 10% I think for example this emmities embrace is perfectly balanced in terms of
like
It's and it's annoying to get and it's hard to get but when you get it
It's like significant and build defining
So you can you could you could reliably plan and be like okay. I'm gonna skip to the endgame and then I'm gonna speak into
blocking
Neglect and blocking dreads then I get more fears and then I'm gonna farm this boss out and every time I kill him
There's a one or ten times he drops the thing
That's kind of cool
Now I
Have more of an issue with like man one and ten chance on a boss that is so cancer to farm
Dude Shaper is just so cancer to farm
Like I just don't know how to describe you much. I just like Shaper farming
shit is irritating to the last tonneau it's a support gem not a skill
it's actually a triggered skill that's also support gem so mr. guy so what do
you think about that no it's just what are you talking about shockwave is a
triggered skill idiot that's also a support gym it triggers a skill
that shit like let's do that when we do the thing or do you want to bet on a
loot by the way how many devines are we gonna get I'm gonna get so many divine
from these oh man we get so many divine from these I would be required to
effort to do the bet though fuck okay prediction
I'm just going to do it.
Divines.
Two.
One.
Zero.
Okay.
You go one minute.
One minute.
This is the amount of things.
maps. There's many maps. This many maps. They're all delirious. They're all delirious. So,
So, what do you get for saying all that?
They're all delirious and they're all, what do you call them?
Like originator maps, delirious originator maps.
I don't want to open this thing because I don't want to break the bit case we do one and boom
you get a problem you sell an item you got a problem you got a problem me selling items
You got a problem with this?
You don't like this?
52 strength.
You don't like that?
What's wrong with what's wrong with what I'm doing it?
What am I supposed to do if I just if I don't even inspect the items?
Let's see here.
Is that 4 ults, 1 chrome?
That's pretty good dude.
That's pretty good.
Like, that many ults is not bad.
Perfect.
What is this?
Oh, we got something cool.
We got something cool there dude.
They did a fucking...
What are they called those things?
one day one you know I mean I need resources bro you're going to quick the
gem without fixing your passive tree and items and you will get depressed no
might as well spend an hour planning and crafting to avoid disappointment
okay incorrect bro incorrect what does he first take all from the beginning by
the way I'm gonna equip the fucking gym and I'm gonna feel like a god that's
just gonna happen and then I'm gonna max my shit afterwards and I'm gonna be
like damn I'm a literal unkillable infinite damage beast unit that's what I'm going to
think like hold me the fuck back the game is now my oyster I'm playing on fucking
got a blunderball guys I got a blunderball
the game is my bitch now baby my game is my bit but I thought I was supposed to
get two classes per thing but I don't I don't seem to get two classes I was
promised two classes per map here stopping up garbage
Should I stop picking up your mom then? No, she's a nice lady. So I'm okay
This hobby shits
PoTG PoTG
PoTG
Did I feel like it's worth taking these like change my mind prison take all clicking this
Doing this and then getting three alts
Like a semi you wouldn't just click three alts on the grounds. I
Want to write just and take all from the beginning
And I lose my loot filter ability that's the only thing that's probably not the play is it
I
Don't know how you get how you're getting so many alts chat how you how are you living so many alts I
Wait, you're not you just buying them off fucking tray. We've said aren't your brothers and then you're like I just buy just buy
I'll just buy oh wait a minute wait. Oh wait. It's here that mode cool ssf h3. Well, you have much better stuff
look this took me I got four Alts dude and that literally took three seconds one
all per second think about that
oh well we did them all
one all per second think about that
Did it nice.
Is that flyerys?
Or is it T1 flyerys?
I'm looking for some T1 life rolls.
to two to two and one for us
that there's a leg in a bunch of gear that's got two and rose and try to combine them
as a good idea is that a bad idea
Okay, how does he got this?
Good if you think I use ult all the time
Yeah.
Why are you guys don't skip this yet?
What are we doing, Chad?
Twitch, Chad.
Help me.
I'm skipping this stop screaming I'm giving it
What?
What not?
Oh my god.
to this fucking map suck by the way
Okay.
It's a live one.
Dumb and ass.
Right, how am I not going to divine yet?
What is going on?
Is one of these mavis going to loot like five divines or what?
I pass it physical damage
The voice physical damage to voice physical damage
Looting show whether I why I'm gonna shut what did I I mean?
Do you know I'm gonna check like for 1500 divine's and like potentially a cluster to a love guard that could be huge for me
I feel like this is a smart thing to do it wait. This is exciting right?
Wait is this exciting me opening these because they give me a mage blood and everything one of these
Like everything one of these could be a mage blood whoa
Well, I want to try and combine that
So I got two all res and then there's two three max raises
I know I go rat piss I want to say I want to say
Wait what happens when you do this
2 maximum chaos, 2 maximum all, 3 maximum call, 3 maximum light.
So what I want to do is I want to hit 2 all with 3 of a specific and then I would use
a harvest mod to then switch. Does that make sense? So I want the two altar with any three
Because then I get five as a chieftain.
And it's gone.
I was going to try if I could get five max, that'd be pretty potent item.
Right.
All back
Go to cheat items. They're all really well rolled. So like you kind of want to just a quick cursory glance
and just, you know, see what you're looking at. Because sometimes I swear to God, you get some crazy shit here.
Some of these weapons and some of these items, T1 resource, do you want to sign T1 resource
with T1 life rolls?
Don't give a T1 all those ruby rolls and stuff.
Ruby ring with the T1 race.
I'm fucking broke, man. I swear to god, if I had my Kings of Mines going, I'm so much more efficient.
I should really stop what I'm doing and always cap my fucking legit.
How far back do I have to go to see the last time you actually killed an Uber?
Can I get a date?
Last, last, last time you got a date.
Who's president was the iPhone invented?
Are you about to get banned? Are you finna get banned up in this bitch?
You finna get banned up in this bitch. You understand me, boy?
I like that
Bro, we actually going no divines this is crazy
Hey passives physical why is it always physical I have so many a passive physical fucking things man
12 passives. Why is it always physical?
I can probably recombinates in Colossies. What do you guys reckon? Do we do that?
I could land a good classie and then it could be just just an objective upgrade
No one divine, nine passive.
That is fucking nuts.
Holy fuck, I am actually cursed.
I'm actually cursed.
Wait, maybe I got bad RNG in this.
Which means I'm gonna get good RNG, right?
Think about it.
What
We have to now
Refracting frogs
Prediction that shows outcomes there Wow Wow dude
The doubt is bro are farming right now. I don't understand how the fuck that will all
originator maps with the larium by the way but I almost always get this one to
device from that shit that's crazy that's crazy
okay should we just go let's just look at a classy check cluster nine passive
wait what do you say add wait cluster large
for
probing is the cameras so rough man it's a limitation it's so rough is how it is hard
out here channeling it like you guys have got it easy not as a statement that I mentioned
that how hard it is on a sif
if you just take your eight plus a dual spa for granted
You just take it for granted because it's like some given
What have you got no idea how rough it is out here
I cannot get one fucking eight pass up for the life of me just one and even two I need
to I need why is he like what what hey wait check do I do I try to combine a class of
Jills or do I just stop by me shaping now up to be able to I said
Mine is fine. It's not fine though. Is it dude? It's not fine every bit counts. Okay. Let's just orange
I
Fuck bro move
Hello there fatty sounds like you have a scare issue real couple move
Fuck bro. Maybe if you got some beasts on the old dick, they were dropped because it move
shit, bro
Castle class of yours
See now I like that song you know that if you we don't like that band was it was that game plus he romance
Was it called?
There's discord so it was about it and there's like an emo guy. It's like Marilyn Manson
sleepy boy
Sleep token
The same level of error. I'm irritated as much by this song as I am by sleep token
But I can understand this is a popular song that people like and on top of that
There's a casual element to it now her voice pisses me off
But I can at least agree like hey, it's a bit catchy
What I what I need to dive in bro
I live a mess of bad, right?
Is 12, you're the one 12?
All right, yeah.
We all African let's go.
I'm literally Africa.
I'm here.
Fuck.
You gotta separate them between like normal and rare.
This game is so autistic.
Wait a minute, did he just do that meme?
wait a minute did he just do that meme no medikus must be doctor right
no what number final run is this is this third 4th or fifth final run
Huh I'm retarded I'm retarded. Where did it go?
What?
Huh, whatever.
There we go one two three four this is not worth the time I could have literally just
time map and got this many Glucid Gills this is so not with my time
okay bitch eight passes at the buzzer come on 12 passive we got a let's go to
Glucid Gills tab plus it was close to us just lose so I'm getting to route
12 passive, 11 passive, 8 passive, 1, 8 spell damage, 9 passive, 11 passive, 10 passive.
How did he get a rare out?
How did he get a non?
Oh, I must have done two.
except then two.
Okay, 12 passive, cool.
I guess you are, it's a process of refinement
is what I'm doing, isn't it, chat?
I'm basically getting rid of a bunch of shit ones
and I'm making like a bunch of refined ones.
Which I guess is a good thing.
10 passive. Okay. And there it is. Alright, so basically, the fucking break. I've looted
a thousand claws of jewels and none of them are the ones I want! Adds a passive. What
have we got here? Spell damage. Spell damage. Dagger. Minion. Fizz damage. My Fizz damage
I was gonna be crazy fizz damage fizz damage
Fizz damage this fizz fizz damage bro. Are you kidding me? They're wielding
fire damage
Attack them. Hey wait a person tech damage can work. I think right
We can have a person attack damage. I think that's okay fizz damage
Call damage
Minion damage, you have to double check this out.
Fizz damage.
Cold damage.
Staff or Mace?
Nooooooooooooooo...
Fizz damage.
Dude, Fizz damage is way higher if you're not rolling.
There's no way.
Mace and Scepter.
Bold.
Dagger Claw.
Alley damage.
Alley damage, hey that can be useful. I think the wielding
Fids damage bro don't these are only first damage
That was also first damage
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait P. We db
Number of luck
Uh, large klussies.
What does attack got?
Attack damage has got, smite that can be in a natural priori.
Killers, feed the fury.
Field fight.
Hey, that one works!
Dude, attack damage doesn't work.
but what's elemental damage it's gonna be a lot worse isn't it saddest
I guess fire exposure interesting kind of sort of I'm gonna do such a nose in
the damage okay at three of the other damage blind enemies need elemental skill
or whatever. Or is LA damage? LA damage to area effect. I think these are kind of bad
nodes, eh? What are you guys working on? I mean, I don't mind the Or is, no, that one's
kind of nice. Premanic, that's pretty tight, dude. 10% virus with 30% LA damage. But, uh,
and
got four of those. What was that?
Oh, yikes.
But we are going to get a Gigi
on me soon enough
just to keep looking.
Do my because my gear is so bad.
You guys looking at what's possible
and there's so much that's possible.
Check the song that what do you know the song that was near and out was one that I used to play it back when I first
I'm a stream back in the day way back when bro
Dancing by like do a map fratty some guy it's by some dude dancing by some dude
Aerosmith it dance away lawn as well. These are all songs of a play way back when
Which woman might explain these songs bro?
boomer alert boomer alert a boomer is dad requesting songs
Can wait if I roll fire
That's good because I can roll camel is just I could have several fire is but I can roll any
Wait, what if I deliberately roll a res that doesn't have a mod?
Does anything say fire specifically?
Ah.
That's irrelevant.
It's irrelevant.
I can roll any res.
It's the same.
Cause I wanted to roll a res with three passives.
That's what I want to roll.
So what is the cheapest res?
I have like, yellow, or do yellow?
my being greedy as fuck thinking I could actually do this
you do enough time eventually you get it right that's how it works
Like all, if it's a possibility, you just have to keep giving it opportunities to happen
and then eventually it happens.
Feels kind of rough though, nothing to lie.
For a strength.
Damn, this is really nice.
I was one that anal this one
So we can't handle someone this is like two gg ones with three or is it work, so let's do it anal
Wrong thing I know
Boba a boba a boba a boba
Try some castles, let's try some castles.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shit.
Shit, what do you guys not understand?
I am actually so close to killing all the Ubers.
I just need to farm Shaper for seven more hours
for the fourth day in a row.
So after you get Void Shockwave, how many other 10%
drop rate items are you farming before killing Ubers?
Holy shit!
What are you even on about?
Are you even pundit?
How are you?
What is he even on about pundit?
What are you even on about?
Fuck bro!
Bitch!
Guess we'll just analyst and see what happens.
I
Don't have any animals in this stuff doing that and it's up doing that I shouldn't do it when it's absolutely gg triple
Okay, what is it any like and slam fire on this how does that slam work?
Add a new cast modifier and remove another random modifier.
Damn.
There's no way I can get- I just have to slam it and hope it lands, right?
That's it.
Do it.
Do it, bro. Do it.
Fuckin' any res.
T1. Any res.
Any res.
Fire res!
Hey, three, that's one T1.
Hey, GG. Just pick up a grid, Jack. Boom, just like that. Boom.
Okay, I don't have monolith, so it has to be this one, that one doesn't have monolith.
life. Ta-da! Where is? How can I always be leging now?
So there's such a nice node by the way, it's such a nice node there, then again, Prajakab
life for now why don't you play the game because I'm getting upgrades bro I'm
getting upgrades Skyrim VR stream in your checkered ass room strong do you
think you have too much brain frogs for a cozy VR stream
Oh dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, land it, land it, land it, fuck you!
Anal?
He's gone.
Can someone remember his Hasseland monoleach?
It's the monoleach seed bro, we're on the monoleach seed.
We are on the monoleach seed, chat.
It's rolled though the monoleach thing like four times in a row.
Although it also enables the, uh, knowledge.
Um, I will absolutely do more VR streams in the future, 100% confirmed.
Literally, I'm going in the country to know there will be a devoted room for VR.
That prefix is cooked.
How can I always be leeching chat um, there's obviously over leech, but
This is my not doing man. Come on. Give me the mileage. Give me the mileage. How many of these here is
Summon the triple with monolich and res.
Summon the triple.
How's he gonna get monolich shit out of this?
We got a slam sun?
We got an anal sun?
We got a slam it?
We got an anal it?
We got a slam it?
Dude, this thing's cursed.
Damn, man, that's crazy. I missed that slam, suckin' like four times in a row, girl. What the fuck?
Wait, I was planning a prefix, right?
Wasn't I?
Am I tripping?
Wait, was I really slamming a suffix?
There's no way I slamming a suffix, right?
Sorry I had two mods on said double prefeit. No, it's wait
They've I thought about two passives
Wait, no, no, if you have two passives in your anal
It can always be in the third thing can always be a thing. What do you mean?
Like if you have two notables
Then whatever it doesn't matter if you get rid of a prefecture or suffix, right? The next one could be
How many of these castles have you gone through, Jack?
Holy fuck.
Shield of fight?
Oh my god.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, right?
Like, there's a, right now there's a prefix that is node, yeah?
Oh, you guys can't see this whole time, no way.
Boom!
Am I tripping?
Oh, wait a minute.
Be right
Wait, maybe he's right
My prefix prefix I kind of double suffix
So I have to angle again
How many I got left I got nine angles I
Am burning through currency chat, but the thing is I have currency so why wouldn't I burn through it?
You know, you can't fault this logic, mate.
Okay, this could be insane, so I need to anal off the strengths, right?
Okay, it doesn't matter that I don't anal strength up, we just drag it for the green
anyway.
god damn you man how much is in these lambs holy fuck
We had this cooking my currency dude, so I'm out of money no
Yo, I'm burning two good guys up as well
Help
and now
I
How the fuck does this mess every time?
fucking
So now 300 clicks
Oh, we landed something, man.
Oh, I did it!
I did it! What a name!
So lucky.
I was not lucky, dude. It's just like 100 times a cast.
See what I did was...
What I did was, man. Just cropped it.
Catch the fucking server.
Here's Kraktik.
Model each. Boom.
Attack speed damage. Boom.
I
Again, I need to stick a little bit and it's a little boom to upgrades like that
Not a big fucking deal, boys, when you're this good at the video game, do you understand me?
Just another day in the office.
Why are we even giving money to this multi-trillionaire?
Huh?
Clash.
Okay, look at that!
You spend a little bit of time...
I just get the one thing I press control C and then I go control B and I go control
V and then I go control V to Venduri and I go control A and then I go control C and
then I go control V control V control V to control V to control V to control V.
Yes.
Okay you're going to win this greatness chat with these upgrades.
Oh man, I'm going to be unstoppable.
Increase image while leeching, apes into tax speed, right?
Increase attack speed while leeching.
Increase image while leeching.
I think I wanted any of that shit when I've got a crown of eyes, then again if I get
a crown of eyes I can use a spell damage cluster, right?
And I could do some stupid spell damage memes.
Chat I just you are looking mighty fine tonight chair brosos okay what's this
what's the check greatness no camera let's just see they got to get camera
let's just for the 10% ignite for the clear
I could grab Kamalicious. It's a two-point.
Kamalicious is an extra. So the Ignite chance gives me a bit of Ignite Prola.
It gives me a bit of Chiefs and Clear. I mean, I feel like maybe I should, but then again,
the other character is in so much longer. I'm just like, Kamalicious is questionable
for damage output. Uh, you need to map, no. Oh wait, it's kind of close to nowhere. Camelicious.
Dude. Ah, Calamatis! Calamatis! Yes, I've called the Calamitis to my entire life yet, so...
Calamatis! Oh!
Quincyg Lown.
Oh, Calamatis! Oh, is that the zombie that was at Calamatis?
I'm tired of cancer, Dono's. Here is an educational one. Zero is a fundamental integer representing the quantity of nothing, an empty set, or the absence of a value. It acts as the neutral, additive identity. It is also the number of real oobers you kill.
Did you watch that Vertescent video on Zero?
So you did.
Why aren't you using Shockwave?
Why is he not using Shockwave?
Why did he not use Shockwave?
Why did he not use a knife?
Does anyone know why he doesn't use a knife?
Did he not? Why did he not use a knife?
Why did he not do that?
What's up sluggies cat? Oh fuck, my bad.
Ooh, yo I'm feeling this new damage man. I'm feeling this new damage.
Yeah I think we better shit, should I drop? You guys think I should drop two life notes
to get an extra 10 ignite and 30% increased damage?
Oh yo, do you know that I did a map yesterday as well by the way?
Did oh my god, yeah, I did a map yesterday all stream, okay get this I
Turned off my shields
To do that like I fucking switch gyms or some shit. I remember what the fuck I did and get this I was fighting
Hydra with like four map bosses and I had no wars up
Like why don't I think there's damage the fuck's going on and then I saw my mana was full
And that point I knew uh-oh. I made it fucked up
But this is that I just logged out and I was actually it's still live something then here we have today
Here we have today. It's a bit. I don't know that could have been a rip dude
I was still breastcapped so it just wasn't almond immune and I had no pen
knowing was dying
I mean, yeah, there's so many builds chat where I could let there's so many builds where I would cap my race with an aura
And then I just go in there with that or Gigi
Like that would have been the end of my character. Okay, could I get that?
Well, that's what happened a mother uber killer the character that I was about to kill a little bit with I
Fucking went into an elder with no what and I just didn't have my arm
I turned it up for some reason and then bang. He just want to show me
Gigi
It was fucking depressing dude, dude you're feeling the damage right I'm feeling the fucking damage
It's cuz I'm at the point chat where my damage is actually somewhat okay now so then every time I get another demo grade
Oh, but okay damage it becomes more and more potent
Skele calamitas
Skill calamitous now
I did whatever the fuck I want this shit, but then I still you almost special socket
You know I'm saying
I
Did not get the gym my characters just getting good dude deal with it. Oh wait, how much guys can I put more fucking fire shit on?
Or am I gonna cook myself?
How do we get we good?
Dude even more upgrades chat. You thought there was you can get more grades. Ha jokes on you, bro
Bro we got seven not we have ten oh
My god, it's over it's over boom
Boom boom
Wait is that my heart in my whole tree
Wait, does one look different?
Oh, dude, I don't need this technology in life.
Boom!
Where's my holster?
Oh, wait.
Boom!
Dude, I should have went to go ahead to get more virus.
Nah.
Two fifteen...
Guys!
Guys! Guys!
I repeat!
We have now surpassed, I think I was at 2, 10 or 2, 11 on my previous character.
We're not 2 of them on this character.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck. What is that? Do the math's app. 90.
It's like... 100.
Pin. 15 pin.
24. 125 pin.
125 pin. Wait, I missed it? No way. What? I fucking blind?
Mmm.
Yo Quinn, since bow 2 will soon be the main game, any plan for your final
Per one season will you go all in last season met who as fuck overpowered trade and shits love the stream
With a second one a whole year, and I have yet to see the content capo one
My ashy blind or what you said it was to
holy shit 219 bro holy shit bro holy shit bro what is that pin bro that's a lot of
pin
I'm not a fucking scientist, bro, but that's a lot of pin
That's some penis
Gaming
Big dick
Hold me the frick back, brother
Where's that woman she's hiding me, bro
Did you get that much pins you got that much flat Ellie plus then you've got I mean dude
when I go to shockwave jet I am going to be a god and then when I actually roll my
gear probably oh my god and I'm gonna get the rat piss online holy fucking shit holy
fucking shit
I mean my whole tree is a giant virus tether
wait what number do I need to get to by the way
oh dude rolling this ring from 69 to 65 would be so crazy bro
wait I'm pretty sure like
I could just take this ring off right in the map
nothing wrong with doing that there's no stickers on it right
oh wait I cannot I cannot
solid 500k dps build
love the incremental upgrades
Anyways, why does the enemy have minus 200 resists, but you use flam instead of punishment?
Am I retarded?
No, you're not retarded.
Or is this one of those upgrades you're waiting to do for combat?
I've repeatedly said that I need to go punishment, and I've repeatedly said I can't rebuild the chain to the gym out.
And I'm just doing it like that, where I just...
I can obviously switch to this and do more damage with it.
And it's an easy upgrade, but it's one that's interesting to increment all grade that I'm saving to pop off with later.
I'm holding that in my back pocket.
To just pop off with it.
It's a little back pocket upgrade.
A little prison pocket upgrade, you could say.
So the donators are tired of yes, no, I've been talking about like, we are going punishment.
I should be punishment.
I repeat, he's actually going to punish me.
He is intentionally stalling this farming process.
Simple upgrades that take 10 minutes will not be done.
Efficiency is not the goal.
He will continue farming slowly until he dies. This behavior is intentional.
Anyway...
As far as the idea of getting it and slung it in...
I've got the 20-15 one, bro. It's fucking good, man.
man oh yeah look at that day oh yeah look at that damage oh yeah look at that
damage
am I gonna find this little fish no I'm not doing this living flesh I should
It is retarded dog and not good for oobooos.
And if you did make it for oobooos, it's because your character just does so much damage
at once on the boss and I don't want to do that.
I'm telling that farming that shit is cancer as fuck.
I could just see if someone had that drop so I guess.
Now my current plan is to loot for a chuckwave and then we're going to, well I actually
have multiple gear braids.
All my gloves are shit.
My boots are shit.
Both rings are shit.
My nit-less is shit.
They can all use, they all have a gig upgrades.
Just waiting for me to take them.
And the plan is to do a, I wanna go,
so I don't know if you can see I'm clusy-maxing.
Now why am I clusy-maxing?
It's because I'm getting ready
to switch to a full cluster build.
Where I'm actually going to use a delirium,
that didn't happen, tick.
And then with that,
my character's HP is gonna go crazy
and we can get on the rat piss, GG.
Game over.
GG.
Yes, a rare shield with life and fire damage would give me tons of damage and I would show
you pretty tanky.
That is an option that I can do.
I mean, what do you think about that?
Should I just do that now for damage?
Like fuck the first max hit, get out a fat-deck life shield with Gigaflack and fire res.
It just gives me instantly a ton of pen, and instantly a ton of flat damage.
So now I'm just doing more damage, and my character will still be durable as fuck.
But it's like one of those things where I'm gonna, what am I gonna make a side grade?
I'm gonna make a side grade for what?
So then just be side grade gaming?
Why am I doing a side grade instead of just getting the best in slot?
Because I'm not the best in slot waiting.
Just, he just needs me to do a delirium, that's all.
the business they gave me very like it quit me now my piss
my piss
suck at me suck at me now
I'm not gonna suicide into some lack of what it's about me even till you do
It's kind of close to the loss, maybe I could do it.
I mean I could try to do the delirium before I get the fucking shockwave, but the shockwave
is just going to give me so much damage, but I feel like it's not for me to just
Look at the damage.
You make the last head to the car damage.
But look at my damage man.
It's 200k on RIP here bro.
Hey look.
Can I turn the hell out of her dude?
Turn the hell out of her?
It's 200k tooltip brother.
It's getting into 400k tooltip. You know what it's saying is this 400k tooltip. You know that's good
I'm just saying
That's literally 400k tooltip
But 600k tooltip bro 600k tooltip 600k tooltip I
I'm just saying bro
And then it's not even counting pain bro, cuz you gotta send these guys are like gigging minus risk
We're talking in the mills I'm in the mill I'm a mill plus DPS easily chat easily mill plus DPS
And what's this good as hope I'm living damage
Oh shit the fuck up, bro
Well, let me see do I have I really wanted to play race line race early
I really want to get my damage up initially here
My rap has just shown that he passed the belly damage
Combinating
Life fire it's reduced image from crits if I could slam that with a max res dude
Surely it's gonna land, right?
Do I even have money for this?
19k, damn it.
Plus we have a 9k life dude.
Now it's been 234 pin
This is got spell block max race
What do you guys think what do you guys think chat do we just fucking slap one of these
fuckers on 388 armor I mean this fucking thing's got 2000 armor on it bro it's tons
of armor and it's got 25% chance of blocks at 44% chance of blocks fucking
nice
we just see how much damage it feels like see if it's noticeable let's just I
want to see if I'm I mean I'm not gonna be super super squishy at randomly I
don't know where right
Let's do something to support james, you can do extra damage to us, 5 damage to dis your
I'm going to use my QS.
Right, just a block chance.
So 10% block chance is pretty good to me.
Fez one shot.
Dude, with a cloak of flame with 9k life, dude?
I don't think I'm going to get Fez one shot, bro.
It's funny you plan to kill all Ubers with a that didn't happen.
Ascendancy.
It was originally teased as Schizophrenic Dissociation.
Look it up.
Yo wait what the fuck are you trying to say about me bro?
Okay let's give it a go chat so what we're doing at chat is we're giving it a go.
Wait, how much pin am I up to, right? I'm getting close to the pin cap of the ring.
What's my, when I had this up, how much pin is it?
Well, I'm at 755 res, by the way.
That's sick.
Okay, so we're gonna give this a go. Let's see if I feel squishy.
So I will feel, there's no doubt I just took, my first match said it was way worse before.
No doubt about it.
but my fist max is still abnormally high compared to the average build
right so take a think more pain and more flat damage just more damage so then
more damage is good
realize I went in and did mess with the breath base and I was fine well I say
fine but like I almost died like five times but
I'm pretty good with a werewolf ring by the way.
Like if I have a cut, if I just have like a purple arrow ring, I think 75 is really close
to the cap.
And if I had a ring that had one of them bolt ults on it, I'm pretty sure that's it.
We're just there now
Oh god, they're doing curtain carry mode stood. No twitch that
I need to rage bait with something.
What's a what?
Pineapple pizza?
Pineapple on pizza's good.
I like pineapple on pizza.
I'm not gonna score.
Relay, switch jacked.
Gravity isn't real.
Puppetity dude, is that what I'm gonna do?
Can you guys feel the damage in grease?
I don't know if I can feel the damage in grease guys.
You know what?
Using less unique makes me feel less of a meme, because the less unique I get, the more well
rounded arms I can clip and the more like kind of booty my character can come.
Yeah, like you're all like some really good rears. Your character's booty is buff.
Hey Quinn, my dog just died.
Yeah, laugh it up. Just wondering what kind of personal life tragedies I can share with you without racing ridicule.
Uuuhm, tragedies. Well, the thing is, sorry, think about how many chairs there are, right?
Right and think about it every single person came in talking about like the worst thing that happened to them in the last like month
Yeah
Then imagine like that's gonna be one traumatic sad fucking thing at least
Every single day if everyone wants to share that shit, so it's like that's why most people don't share that shit because it's fucking
vibe off right
Like in the last 30 days multiple people's favorite pet has died in chat
Right, like a bunch of them
And it's like, you know, I mean and it's one of those things and then at the same time I
Have had a guy who pretended to have cancer and pretended to get a terminal illness
Diagnosis and constantly every donor was about it and every time I feel that sucks man
I did I felt bad for the guy, right?
Hey Quinn, so I bought my own place and since I live alone I am thinking of getting a dog
I will keep on updated once it dies. Cheers. He's full of shit
made up never happened
And when I realized this anyone who doesn't make up anything so stupid as fucked it in the end top of that
No one wants to hear about some guys fucking pig dying
Okay, my
Oh my god, I'm on Gachie, where are we Gachie?
Yo, can I damage you? Can I jet? Look at this damage, look at this damage.
Go!
It's false. No way. Not this time. We created it. Not this time.
That literally happened by the way.
It's total. Pure fiction. It's fiction. It's fiction.
We made it up. We made this one up. It's a made-up tale.
It's a total fabrication. It never happened.
He was like a fat guy from Germany.
And he ended up, he actually ended up fucking deleting his Twitch account.
When we expose him, so he would say, defending it.
And then he had a secondary Twitter, which was linked to his thing, which confirmed it was like,
he'd also made that he basically has had been lying about it years before this.
And he apparently been terminal on another account that was actually linked to his Twitch account.
basically tell the areas of guys full of shit. He's a composer fly.
Anyway, you can just lie about whatever the fuck you want.
And it's like, if you were to sit there trying to absorb all the sorrow
from every chatter and every bad thing that happened, you just be a depressed
individual and just not good, which is what's one of the things where
like, if there's something that affects everyone, some global thing
or something where it's like, there's a lot who will know about it.
OK, makes sense to like look into that and then, you know, you feel
sorry about that, but it's like individual chatters, dude.
Dog guide.
Like did it though didn't actually die or is it one of these got fucking free singing attention? I don't fucking know it, bro
so, you know
It's why the dog died Andy's man to me and I won't always laugh
I'll always love
See opposite a paracetral opposite a paracetral
It's fucking weird like what's weird
I don't know, stop.
Like you understand, the second I start giving a ton of attention to people who dog died there'll be like a ton of people who just make up that the animal died.
Make your wish.
Do you know what's crazy? You didn't see this. Like it's like an at-human behavior because actually it's crazy.
When like, pro, I got this one daughter.
I got this one daughter who fucking she just soup for whatever reason she just loved the line
And like
One of the kids will hurt themselves
And then she's getting a lot of attention and then she'll and then the other kids like, ah, yeah, I got ah
I'm hurt too. I'm hurt too. And then you're like, what hurt on my eye?
I got picked in the eye by the chicken or something right. She just makes him weird shit up
And you guys like there's no injury
It's great and it's just people do weird shit to get attention
And it's like an innate behavior and people don't care if they like and I had to call around like yo don't lie
That's cringe, but you know that's just what people doing it, you know, especially online
There's no way really moderating that telling someone's lying or fucking not lying
So yeah
All my like is don't do that by the way
Just one we got one out of four one out of four just makes it random shit like just random stories
That make no sense. They should have say she went on the bus to to the market
when it's like the markets on a Saturday and it's a Thursday and why does
she like what you need to make that up I don't know and you cool around and
just question my question my question mark
live or dead well that's the thing I'm a I'm a true speaker bro
I expose her instantly every time.
I've exposed her like more times than I remember now at this point.
I just keep exposing her and giving her a negative conditioning every time she does it.
But she keeps telling it.
The damage is cray cray bro, let's go
Did I take the woman yet? I don't remember
I'm sorry, I'm just related. She's not from the past, nope!
You gotta say, when the genes are expressed, there's a lot of variability and you just
get like different outcomes that seem kind of like, uh, you know, just get just a way
of distribution.
I think like this probably like, you know, it's one of the things where if humans
are adaptable to do many different things, this, this probably like people who, you
You know, it's good to have different skills.
Wait, we're good.
Maybe some people are born to be this compulsive liar, so I don't know, for a reason.
There have been some benefit.
Clearly, evolutionarily, that jeans have survived, so...
Obviously, we're going to train that shit out of her, but like, god damn.
It's a wide range and a broad spectrum.
Different temperaments, different personalities, different vibes.
We are the victorias.
Ah fuck I'm no pause bro dude.
I gotta get out of here.
Now pause.
Hey Quinn, just wanted to let you know I spent all my money on TTS donations and
we had to eat the family dog in order to feed the kids cry.
get booked
When it is with a heavy heart that I have to report that my beloved goldfish has drowned plaza send me five thousand dollars
You know
Had this guy in chat total cancer faker
Worst part is he is German
Like chat some of the worst tourists are German am I right
German people are just awful
awful. Had this Japanese student living with us, super Kawaii, did not remind me of a German
at all. No. No chat. No, I don't hate Germans. I'm just saying Germans are like a, you know,
chat. It has, no, it has nothing to do with my fake 12%. They are just bad tourists.
is what it is. Wait, what? What are you talking about, bad tourists? Bad at driving, yeah.
Keep dying on trails that like, there's literally no natural predators, they just go out with
a fucking t-shirt and shorts and then wonder why they freeze to death on a mountain. Um...
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go for a, working the mountains here, dusk.
With my t-shirt and my shorts.
Why have I got half of them here?
Irish.
What's it?
Oh my god guys what the hell I'm dying
The worst tourists are the worst tourists the worst tourists
I want to honestly, I'm gonna go West Taurus.
I think I'm thinking like I'm thinking European countries, those multiple doesn't
always drive on the wrong side of the road.
It's pretty annoying, but then you kind of told to them and they pretty chill
most of the time and they're not that cancer and they're usually pretty funny and I'd like to go
and I'm right let's be honest it's probably because of the cultural barrier it's I wouldn't put China
tourists was first because they don't want to talk to you they don't go out they just cuddle
together in big groups and just stand and block things and just have their phones out and just
take photos of it you know it's like I don't know it's bright try and try to
turn it in
they're two bus andies bro they're two bus andies no no oh sometimes you get
these really outgoing super eccentric Chinese tourists we're funny as fuck
but on average you know
My monitor's gone.
Yeah.
You've never seen one? You've never seen Chinese tourists? You've never seen the two of us this bro?
You've never seen the two of us, Tic?
We get tons of Chinese tourists here.
Tons of Chinese tourists.
I'm not talking about people immigrating here by the way my tourists people I absolutely tourists
I'm not talking about Konga malls minus 10,000 smelly just two of us and as you see people
the two buses like they just leave litter behind and stuff yikes dude yikes yikes leaving
let it behind yikes. Not cool.
I'm not a huge fan of turbos andes in general, but I don't know, maybe I need to try turbos,
maybe I need to stop knocking turbos and try it myself. I just like the idea of organically
walking around a place and going to places in the last minute, like off-minute tourist
spots, you know, trying to get an actual idea of what the place is as you like versus
like going to like the top five things at the place now I'll just end up as me
walking around random ass fucking residential streets and just being
confused with the fuck I'm at but you know sometimes it's good guys what the
way I do tourism as I set my hotel on the GPS and then I just a broad
That's a very unique and enlightening take I just walk around
Just people watch observe things
Remember I did that in Germany I just sit my fucking shit in Cologne I just sit my shit like my hotel and just had a walk around
I
Might so I don't get it. I have monolith right
Obviously have knowledge where I got my leash
Take them as this is life
Take them as this is my
I guess it's just some was maybe something I for me
Aboba, Gavin, Thor, Sotian, Minion, I guess, Popinol, Popititi.
Do you understand what he's saying about that? He's saying you're an NPC. You gonna take that?
He's saying you just hear that and you just repeat it. Like some sort of NPC pose. You should rise up and not type Aboba.
Bob-O-Potity
There was a prayer now. It's just not a prayer. That is like you are getting programmed like a robot
the drone
Straight fucking facts
Yo, I've got some of them barriers by the way
Do we just have to do I just have early morning barriers because I've got this new elevated damage
I mean, I might even have to do 1 minute 30 barriers at this point, honestly.
But low cake.
It's theoretically possible.
Like, I'm mo- Do you think I'm back to the damage of my previous dead character?
He's like,
boy, how powerful.
Now that other character did eventually get damaged.
The day before he died, he was actually doing a lot of damage.
He was after like 3.5, 4 million DPS.
And he was just like, melting shit.
You had to beat that shit.
He literally was, bro.
You can't calculate based on DPS, man.
doesn't mean that like you got to say that shit make up lies
I was there I saw the room anyone it was there I saw the DPS it was there
like the day that I died my guy was actually just fucking melted into it
like crazy yeah would think you're of course but like tinctures up whenever
What do you need it bro?
What do you fill them up?
It's kind of crazy how bad my character's gear is now, like good this character is honestly.
The highest that we're going to get you here is going to be insane, is that what's
I like, optimize some more?
Legitimately, look at each individual piece of my gear, like, I'm pretty sure you
can't find a single piece of gear that's worth more than a bit.
You know, like, that's not a unit.
then at the end of the day
if i had to bust in a dude i could bust in a dude
like uh... no like them if they're like you need to bust in that dude like i
could definitely do it if i had to
uh... no
you got a bus you got a bus man that's what it is
that let literally look at my helmet
just a reminder that quinch eat it his way through the blacksmith quest in
Kingdom come deliverance to and paid the guy instead of forging the sword himself
Sancho
She orders him bro, you say your water's with that saying your water's and bro. They said this there you go
No
That was like low accurate the fuck
Literally low accurate guys, so I need to unspeak out of King's match by the way
I'm officially at the point now where I don't I have every single fucking tattoo in the game
Like I'm like a trade league cook at this point
What's he saying?
Fucking get melted homie. Oh my god. My death my damage is actually cracked
Dude, I need to do a barrier now
See if I can crack 130
What was my guy, was my 3.5 million dps guy, was he at 58 seconds or something?
One minute 30 is the speed of my minion melee build.
I'm scared for you.
A blade of safety and security.
Thank you.
Well, you guys didn't catch the stream where I...
So if you don't know, I popped off.
It seems like a lot of you guys don't know that I popped off.
So the guy that I died on to the barrier boss,
head popped off.
He was popping off.
And the heal wasn't even done.
And then I just died because I stood in the fucking thing
return let's do it let's do a quick barrier real quick let's do quick let's
So quick full
The rail did the rail
Okay, what do you guys are gonna
That's not a minute, that's a separate low damage before, my other character, but, oh wait
am I, let's try that again, he's kind of melting, he's kind of melting.
Rock over me!
That's EPS. This is like, un-unmails.
This is not un-unmails!
The darkness!
Funtimes!
Wee!
Funtimes like...
117 yo we are I think we're officially at the same DPS amount of character the
not all my one that popped off but I mean the one that was the minion cut
132 it's a 130
That's not bad. That's not bad. I killed. I didn't kill that time again. Unfortunately
like clockwork. What is this? I'm Trevor Moore. Did you know that it's illegal to say I want
to kill the president of the United States of America?
It's illegal.
It's a federal offense.
It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say.
And I was OK for me to say it right then,
because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say,
I want to kill the president of the United States of America.
I'm not actually saying it.
I'm just letting you know that it's illegal to say that.
It's kind of like a public service.
I'm letting you know so that you don't accidentally go out
and say something like that.
But what's interesting is that it's very illegal to say,
I really, really think someone out there
should show the president this case.
That's illegal, extremely illegal school, very, very illegal.
But it's not illegal to say with a mortar launcher,
because that's its own sentence.
It's an incomplete sentence, but it
may have nothing to do with the sentence.
So that's perfectly fine, perfectly legal.
I also found out that it's incredibly illegal
to go on television and say something like,
the best place to fire a mortal on a white house
would be from the roof of the Rockefeller Shewitt building
because of minimal security
and you'd have a clear line of sight to the president's bed.
Insanely illegal, ridiculously,
effectively, insanely illegal,
yet even more legal children.
What the fuck what the fuck
What the fuck
Bro relax guy well, hey, yes, you should have diagram. Yes, you should have diagram
Why should I show diagrams of that shit
Like he killed himself like this guy killed himself like this guy killed himself
kill
yeah
uh one thing that is technically legal to say is that we have a group that meets
fridays at midnight under the broken bridge in the past where it's six emperatiramis
It's just a meme bro, okay. Wait, does he yet? Does he not like the president?
Does he not like the president of the free world?
What does that meme guy do to me?
Mid PUE wreck. Wait, I'm not doing it guys.
Somebody lead that to me. Why the fuck? BAN THAT GARDEN LINK THAT SHIT TO ME! BAN THAT LITTLE BITCH!
BAN THAT FUCKING BIT! Why the fuck is that guy linking this random shit that's unrelated to what the fuck's happening right now?
We fucking ban him now!
Vendors!
Get him out of here now!
For real, God.
It seems to be my steity!
Played the signs!
Box!
Is it to do...uh is it...so guys that's a main trait from Trumpler he's like looking at destroying
a ties upon the nation.
This is Queen 69, a uber-killing god.
I've been watching this man for many years son.
But Papa, hasn't it been five years since the last time he's killed Fulver's god
of stalling and low DPS?
They warned me!
This was through me!
They had me!
Dude, doesn't that distract me, bro?
Stop trying to distract me, bro, for real.
Two, two belts? Two belts?
Two belts?
Are there two belts?
I'm- oh, politics!
Andies!
Get the fuck outta here!
Fuckin' stop adding these little fuckin' ripped-out
politic Andies, bitches, bro!
Get the fuck outta here!
I
Jebaited
Ah
Where the glasses on or off what is this shit you're looking me wrote your band
I'm in the belt, I'm in the belt.
Bring the belt to me.
The belt, the belt, the belt, the belt.
Do you know what?
If I got the Gigi belt, I don't know what I would do actually.
I know you're too much.
I
Guys you don't know what I would do I got the GG belt
I'm out to take a step on this character was not
Thing is I brazed on insurance that would pretty much ensure that I roll to recency
Many you make junk work for anything can you
Do you think he died to the boss?
Any other than that of this boss?
He's an idiot.
Guys, this boss will fool me once with a stupid cheap trick.
He's never gonna fool me twice ever.
I will never die.
And the only way this boss kills me a second time is if he bugs, that's it.
I'm thinking about diamond trunks right now burst right up.
C'mon.
Let it out, let it out, let it out.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Divine that piece of shit weapon roll.
Oh man, do you know what? I never thought of doing that.
I never considered doing a divine on my weapon bro. Thanks for telling me that.
Yeah, I've never done that before bro. I never chiefly didn't use 20 divine on my weapon.
I didn't, yeah.
Ooh.
Yeah, I've divine my weapon 20 times, okay, 19 times.
I'm gonna take that back actually because I divine the ring actually so it's I'm over 19 times and it missed 19 times
Plus the roll it spawned on this. It's like I've looted 20 of these women's effectively and they all didn't hit 12%
Marlton have level the reason I level tabs of dot is because I don't want to have lots of ticks
I'm gonna have to see my tabs
It's probably a more efficient way of doing my tams, but it's one of the things where
the dog takes work.
I mean the next one will be it.
It's tameding to the raw dog to buy my weapon, but the thing is if it misses, then I'm
really cooked.
The only way I can do it is if I had a bonus whip, I feel like.
It's just too much of a risk to risk for it, it's basically like my whole cat that hinges
on this weapon.
Box.
Right?
I have a cheap mario here, don't use it, that's true.
Okay, bell.
Bell?
Well
Okay, it's not the quantity it's the quality
It's not the quality it's the quality
So what's funny it's the quality it's quality the quality it's quality. It's a quality not the quantity
Which is which is
Which is
Watch this
I don't know what you're looking at, but I can't click it.
By the way, I got a fucking, uh, dude.
Some weird web service thing loaded on my computer today.
Search bits.
Search redirect virus removal.
Hi.
You have a browser hijack installed that's causing these redirects.
What is that?
How is that even possible?
I don't even use that computer.
I didn't download anything that literally is on my computer that I don't use
And it's when I open up the application
It's when I open up the application that I use that's that's the unreal game thing the thing that dr. Frog and loss made
And that's when it came up search bits was that this weird shit like saying download search bits
Now what the fuck, this sounds like a fucking virus, what the fuck is this?
And I look up what a search page and it says it's a virus.
Then I look to see if I was a browser, if something was a search page and I couldn't see it.
Should I do like a...
Wait, should I do like a to-do list?
To-do list.
Run, malware, shit, on, streaming, PC.
I don't understand how I could possibly get something on the computer that I literally
don't use.
Like, that computer is just for Twitch chatting, and I actively don't use it for anything.
You did use it recently?
No, that was the broken PC, bro.
The the PC that I use for like double like this single PC streaming was this one the game one
Yeah, I squatted God I don't use that PC for anything it literally just sits in there
This is all it does is have these greens. It's got this green this green and this green just permanently sits there look at like that and
Yeah, it's not a gooning PC
I don't use it. It's not a good PC. I did let me down. I wrote on everything on my main PC
Ever like that. I do it. That's he really bad. I do everything. I do all my personal shit into my tax
Shit, I do like bro the math time of my auto fellas is auto filled personal details and shit
Like I mean it is literally what I filled my master password before on stream
Yeah, you pretty much can't beat that. It's done my address several times. I
I I just use in my main PC that I I show you guys like you guys see it brawl dog unfiltered
It's literally what you see what I see what I see you see it's a it's a duplicated
video signals were a cat for cat that PC is that thing I do everything on like if I
was gonna leak something I'd leak the like it's gonna leak hard bro like oh my god
Boss like I'm out league it's so fast of it. There's no way shit on this PC
So I straight well, I don't want to just dog myself from everyone to make a point like I control history and prove that like I
Dirt on this PC, but like what yeah, let me just dog myself
Just do a speed talks guys
You like
What are they like? Well, I mean it's just I don't want to additionally leak. I mean I get
It's stupid logic right like why even try
Extra damage as and cold crit
You should I should make an effort right should nice
should I be making an effort?
Why don't I just put my fucking address on the screen at all times?
My phone number, my social security number, my IID number, why don't I just put everything
up, you know?
Just have all my details on the screen at all times.
And the reason why is because, well, ideally I would prefer that people don't have my best
information even though it continually is allowed there.
I might way too transparent if I go, I don't.
Like for example, what was your favorite pet's name growing up?
Ha ha, fun.
Wait a minute.
He's trying to social engineer my shit right now.
Wait a minute.
He's trying to hack me, bro.
This little money gets drawn gone.
Wee! I spin in the circle, I spin in the circle, I spin in the circle.
He's spinning, spinning in the circle.
He's spinning in the circle.
Hmmm...
Why is your security camera the biggest...
...signs dick I've ever had?
You know what the fuck it is not mine to care they wouldn't a hail you talk about bruh
And because I have probably too many bruh, what have I got?
Where is it I got 23 conflicts broke is it good
Is that good?
It's easy ran, what are you doing GZ ran?
And these, the dicks out.
Why are you doing ERP lore between streamers?
Oh yo another fucking thing that drops fucking things which then gives me a bell which is fucking ass!
FUCKIN' ARRESH!
Should I just start doing them, Rado? Should I say, stop saving them up?
And just start doing them? Because you know what, when you shake them up, it's kind of cool, but actually...
Ummm...
Then it means it's kind of like a little bit like, you have to do the same thing over and over and over again, which kind of gets a little bit bitch, right?
Whereas I do like one every now and then.
It's like a change of pace and a chance of something good.
You know, it's this saving you need in mind something special.
National waste of time.
I don't understand what you're saying, bro.
Oh, you're talking about the Black Barrier.
I think it's a waste of time.
I just think it's like maybe.
You know, the same thing once.
Well, I haven't been on the same thing for months, bro.
Actually
Notice that my character is making hella progression and notice I'm popping off super pretty super fucking hard
This might be a PPU and he's linking a flask
Grante ran in divination buff with 20 things when used you understand a flask literally breaks my belt, right?
And that's like a hit on the belt, right I hit him a flask
I was thinking maybe my belt's not best.
Like do you think I can get close to 9k life without this belt?
Like if I did like a health anoint, and I used another belt, and then I have flasks.
And you get fire ass.
Okay you lose a ring slot.
Why does it matter I'm losing a ring slot anyway bro?
What does that GG belt look like?
Do I have a GG belt? Do I have a belt that's good.
Pretty good belt.
That's one with life.
Let's see here.
9k?
Oh shit.
Ah fuck.
It needs to contribute to something.
Ah.
God damn it.
Um, should I just put on should I just get a belt or a quirk and just put it in the game?
Oh, wait, where's my life at 10.8 K wait, what the fuck that's not my life to put the
help my hair is so much different than when I checked in PB like the other day.
9000 life.
Okay, let's just make a Gigi belt craft item belts.
Uh, I'm gonna go with, what's that thing called?
Golden Ubi, what the fuck?
Quad Chain, can't be anointed, there we go, create.
Live, pre-
Quintan lied forward, confidently proclaiming.
Check, this build is going to pop off.
At the end of the day, this was a lie.
In fact, this build was identical to his previous build, which also did no damage.
The enemy remained standing, largely unaffected. Most stood confused, occasionally taking pity and dying on their own.
Chad, get your pogchamps ready.
There would be no pogchamps today, only the crushing weight of zero DPS.
Wow!
Look at that.
How do you lose?
And kind of saying it's not even the best anoint, what's the biggest anoint I can
get?
It's a big, I don't understand anything, what's the biggest anoint?
It's probably like, Constitution.
I guess it got like...
Herbalism?
I wouldn't even do this.
I wouldn't even do that anoint.
But, you know, I'm just trying to get a comparative example here.
Bitch.
Do each of that and devour your...
I guess we'll just do herbalism for now?
What about herbalism?
I
Hey, it's only 200 live difference
It's only 200 live difference
Then again, you get a ton of a way on the fucking massive shrine, but then you gain flasks
I don't know what life is in but they're gonna bad. So that's not even that much luck percent craft out of a hail belts
Heavy belt
Heavy belts
Wait what rear?
Belt
Hunter influence
T1 life
10% life on pre-box
Okay, this is the belt I'm gonna loot dude. I'm gonna loot this belt here bro. I'm gonna loot this belt for real
So why do I have a belt when you they're not about so much easier, bro
Bro they they caught battle so much easier
Oh dude a hunter exult on it in the winter belt dude oh shit yo let's go dude let's go
Let's go, dude!
Okay, I mean, dad, I'm never going to get that belt, but like, I mean, technically speaking,
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
Hunter cord belt.
Plus lasts.
I'll put it on there.
I have like a bunch of hunters. I don't have the orbs though.
I have like the other orbs. I have the elder orbs, dude, what have I got?
Trineral. Can I get the fucking things? Where are they?
They are?
I got 10 Shaper Exults.
4 Elder Exults.
I have no Under Exults.
Yo, you can swap them bro? No shot!
I
Don't know this left center. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
True true true true does indeed it doesn't do
Yes, and I brought a trivia belts before I
Broled these influence belts many times for chair. I don't think it's better by the way I
think a GG
Double try and belt still mocks it, but a single try
Maybe you could see like it's literally like I don't need any of the error effect and it only just reaches the same life
To that is that all things that are a place. It's probably like low priority
It's quite low priority don't you think
Yeah, back in my day, these are the bells you had to play with back in the day, mate.
Let me tell you.
Oh, dude!
What's that other bell?
Dude, a sticky end bell would go hard, I reckon.
Just flat life on a jewel.
Oh, you could break it on sort of kill as well.
Yeah, anointing is insane because you can get some pretty crazy anoints
Plus one
Hmm...
Getting more than just left last is pretty nice.
And it synergizes quite well, because I'm going to lose the ring as in a scene anyway,
right?
It's not like it was just you get good flask up time right like uh what's that guy called
uber eat it for example like he just spams hits you so then you get a flask up time.
It's not like I'm already monosync one link brings out anyway bro I don't think you understand
I'm already I'm already losing the ring thought the ring thought is like whatever
It's got to be a really good belt no doubt no doubt though if I can get the GG bill I wonder how many harvest mass it would take
How long do you think it would take to get like T1 life with T1 life percent and then like nice suffixes?
Mmm, I have extra chords. Yeah
Thing is though, why like I'm talking about crafting an item which is like
I'm like...
Stay out.
Think about the item I'm talking about crowding in.
It's a... it's a... it's a...
Yeah, it's a bit bitter, but like a small amount bitter.
When I have like this shit equipped, bro.
Quinn, you are the most experienced build builder.
I truly believe you will die to a noob of this time.
Yo, this is the run, bro.
This is the run. It's true.
My man.
Do you ever slam a core building?
Thing is, if you have an open prefix you can just slam it.
It says you're quite likely you'll slam it, right?
Thing is, okay, in one day I can guarantee you I can get so much.
If I wanted to upgrade my gear, I could just farm Breach for a day, anchor up Way
a bit of rings, Nicholas gloves and boots, craft. Legitimately, I could I could
replace like versus the belt project, like I'm gonna go out of my way to try
fix a belt which is like pretty damn fucking good.
I wonder if that fucking abyssal beats an anoint, though.
Like a GD or abyssal, like, what, that could be like 40 flat life, onslaught on kill, two
attributes like dex ent, and it could be attack speed or something, right, it could
be...
What's that on kill? Wait, what? I'm not killing an abyssal as a thing, though. That's a thing,
That's a thing though.
Trude.
These are uber handy, bruv.
I mean, what if I'm just focusing on playing the gank, bruv?
I don't really care about Ubers that much.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill Ubers, killing Ubers is a given, bro.
It's a guy draining my mana, or what the fuck's happening?
Like, legitimately, I'm pretty sure you look at my gear,
like, this gear that I have equipped is just random loot that I picked up off the ground.
Ironically, it's just random shit I picked up.
Not a single piece of this gear.
Oh wait, take it back. All my fracture pieces. I actually did craft.
But the rest is just random shit I picked up off the ground.
Like, I'm, believe it or not.
It is just completely random shit I picked up off the ground.
I moved on-site jewels. That's sad, bro. That's sad.
go back on it now you said those consultals you said what's how i like to play the
game i like to pick up live the ground and choose it you know the fuck is
rasta did i did i already see pressure and run away from it or what
must have already seen it must she must be up here
gee
oh my god she was bro oh my god i checked her and i forgot that i checked
there bro i was looking for her that whole time bro
This guy's trying to get banned bro, I'm shit.
It's the lowest quality bait I've ever heard bro.
And that's dark ahead of the advance of the build that you stole from him.
Mudge, take him out.
Oh my god, my shoulders are just ruined.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck!
I might stop going to the gym for a bit, like I might stop doing Jists all together until
later chose here, because it just...
I thought I just couldn't do back, but apparently I can't do Jists as well.
We just sitting here is so uncomfortable.
That shoulder lizard memes.
Oh I just kissed a guy that's gonna watch out for me.
Goodbye Zabitch.
Okay, let me look my fucking fragments by the way, Jen 7 7 9 9 2 1 with the message 7 divide by wait
that's that for that we have too many frags now maybe we can move I think we can
I think we can start killing some elders here
We're at a point here where we can do it
Uh, Barrier, one of my friends has been enrolled with Barrier
I've been enrolled with this
With the Alchemy Orb and the fucking Stukassobs
God Swear!
Quality Blob Recture
Yeah, alright, let me just do that, man
Uh, Friendly Charge
Oh, that's this
Blind Suppress
I mean, that's scary, but
This is a lot of loot, bro
I'm doing it
Dude, that's crazy that I'm doing that
Dude double play I've got frenzy with haste and more damage. This is a terrible one. This is stupid as fuck
If I was a bitch
Okay, it's the fire guy probably need to get surgery to repair the AC joint one to six weeks recovery time equals one to six weeks
What made it make more sense to play the game and get real loot versus having
P.O.B open with imaginary loot?
I don't fucking hate it bro.
Brandon, you're fucking hate it bro.
I was just doing a little
theory test just to check the difference.
You probably need to get surgery to repair the AC joint. One to six weeks recovery
time equals one to six weeks of potent cut sloppery acts.
login holy shit look at these guys oh my god bro he's fucking me up bro what the
fuck
these guys are going crazy bro with their friend chat is
I better get hella loot from this man
Look it out. Look at them bro. Look at him
Yeah
That was a stupid one around you that was had you repeat
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Another belt.
You can wrap it up and you're perfectly old.
Congrats, bro.
Congrats.
I can do it.
Dude, if I can get a Master Shrine with a fucking Shocking Shrine, like we good, dude.
Like that, cause the Master, at that point it's gonna be very, very comfortable to like
a perfectly rolled Myrtae belt, right?
You know what I'm saying?
I don't even need to like that. That's not even a high belt to get
You know Zayn
Load here and it's if it's easy bring in this actual game for sure to you
What I'm saying is like I don't need the best belt in the game just like a massive shrine with an increase of fixed shrine
That's enough.
This TPS is huge for a day one build, oooooh.
What the fuck up, bro, you wish you had this damage, you wish you had this Soclo damage,
look at me go bro.
Look at me go bro, I'm spinning around right round baby.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo.
Okay, here we go.
Time to do Eldis.
So I already did my champions last night on stream, which is very puggy.
So now we're going to do some elders real quick.
He's excited because there's damage here, it should be actually quite quick because we've
got some upgrades since last time I did elders.
Should be quite quick.
I say on stream but it's actually on stream farmer.
It's actually taking me on stream here, you can say it was actually on stream.
Probably as fast as dying to my old age man.
Tagging the shit, dude, tagging the shit.
Alright, man, you're gonna take way more damage from Fizz now, so I'm a little bit worried to see what...
Do you know what I'm talking about, Shepa? I'm probably gonna put Duelbreaker on.
Well, Shepa will just get rid of some of the penetration from Shepa.
Just reduced the damage of slams.
Some guy at the dips 700 apparently is that good
Hey, can I try to get your blizzard blizzards, what the fuck is wrong with my... what are we going to do?
What's wrong with my...
What's wrong with my suppress? What the hell's wrong with my suppress bitch?
Man that guy! You got a problem with my suppress?
I'm calling him a bitch by the way because he was calling me, he was ad homing me, by
the way just to be clear. Go and find him and ban him.
Ban him. Guys, he assaulted me first verbally to be clear. That's why I responded like that.
You got him? Good shit.
I'm going to say, good man.
Watch his eye.
Whoa.
Oh
So we get it just so we get
I don't know if you want to watch this live, but I do want to mind it, right?
It's not like I'm desperate for it.
Hey guys, super excited to watch my favorite stream of Fragileego69.
With the guys objectively wrong, and he's just fucking at me bro, it's not Fragileego,
it's cool, cool out on a bitch when I see one man.
What is this?
She's completely correct that Raph needs to cool out every time.
I don't know what dumb fuck needs to hear this, but if the options are comply or be shot in the face
We're not living in a bro. Who the fuck bro. What the fuck? You're banned bitch
Fucking politics Annie bro. Fuck out of you little freak. You're banned
You try 10k long but this is no more
What are you talking about I play blood there's like 22 times man
Good. Bloodthirst, boy forge. Bloodthirst. Pillar of the Caged Guards. Log in.
Did you ban- you guys anyone linking politics, dog shit, slob?
Like, unless you could do it whenever I'm looking at it and it's irrelevant.
Like, if I'm looking at some politics shit, feel free. Go hard. Link from whatever the fuck.
But if I'm not looking at shit, I'm just playing games. You look to your brain rotted politics tiktok short trash
Get it the fuck out of here, bro
Get it the fuck out of here
Bandit got jebulous
No, anything unrelated it does anyone like anything unrelated and this is like something to do with farming
fucking boy Chuck wave
Okay, yo big drama actually dude, you know that Gigi didn't invite jungle rinds and fucking x-ow come
What the fuck bro, what the fuck
Bro, I tried to get one extra ticket as well for Lullas and they just said no
Oh.
She's like nah.
And I'm wondering, I don't think Abby has a ticket.
Are they gonna even let my wife into the convention?
Or she can be blocked, sorry dog.
Nah, no wives allowed.
Look, we gave like all the tickets to Zeran
and it's like 23 more tickets to his penis
this so big
so you can have any friends because he's here in spain assessing it to mention
guys
to me xl quickly
text I already knew you okay
he missed me
but it was a bullshit I got a message apparently discord I'm a bit of discord
yet
uh... maybe I was
I really did most of the last time
seem to have driven it from this world um what's the exact messaging i got my exact
messaging was this double check we're not able to get an issue i said just one
extra page double checking we're not able to sorry speaking of excel con oh what's
What's the steeper preference and how you want to sort your flight?
Okay, this is about my flights
You guys doing more ticket sales in the future
Surely if they were doing more ticket sales, right, they would have a bonus ticket. I don't get it
Am I tripping?
Like if they were doing more ticket sales then they would have a bonus ticket because they could
Yeah, but not free
I mean title to infinite tickets
I made GGG
I'm joking what I'm saying is though okay if they had like another 500 tickets or something
right well then surely they could allocate some of them to like someone who's gonna elevate
the convention right like how would they not invite jungle Ryan bro I'm gonna invite
jungle line
to the commingian bro
you know what i'm saying
tank the ship
oh yeah baby
fuck that shit
let's go
not getting concerned for this baby rage
I mean I'm effectively doing work for them right like I'm gonna go do some bullshit
it that like whatever they tell me that they're gonna give me itinerary and I'll
just do it right I'm a part of that product I'm part of that product a
part of what's selling tickets is like look they get ultimately see like one
bonus ticket bro you think they gave me what I could get one bonus ticket
Am I crazy?
Just one
But please my daughter she's a big bad ex-alcon
I said I was you know close to Gigi and I said I can get her ticket
And then today won't let my daughter in you know, yeah, obviously it's not my daughter
And she doesn't actually give a fuck about my daughter and actually I think honestly
Part of the vexel is potentially deleterious to the growth of a young brain.
So that's why I'm not allowing them to play part of the vexel, because I feel like it's
kind of like crack.
Now I'm addicted to that crack, so that's all good, but I mean, shit, bro, I don't
know, that's what I'm saying.
So I don't want to get my kids into part of the vexel, because like, you know,
I mean, what happens if your kid gets addicted to part of the vexel from a young age?
You put a bit of a turn into like, you could be like, they'll be like, okay,
the rigs or something right? Like not good.
Stop making noises and shit.
You're as much part of the product as the mold that grows on a loaf of bread is part of the product. Meme.
That was the elder.
Part of the shop tour.
Alan Kizer X.
Alan Kaiser X is in my sauna. Alan Kaiser X is in my sauna
Alan Kaiser X is in my sauna
Kaiser X is in my sauna and Kaiser X is in my sauna
Pirates software and Kaiser are in my walls
You're the Nellie Ellen Kaiser are in my walls!
See them, Nellie.
Andrew and Kalizer are in my walls!
I'll just check out what we're up to.
But for here, there's been no nails.
You guys do the TTS that way as fuck.
Uh, yeah, I don't know about that TTS, it's kind of crazy.
But yeah, no, no, no, I think dude, you don't think that this game is like
I mean you're wrong. It's not unethical like they're trying to make the most addictive fun game possible, right?
But then trying to croak when you're gonna cook up the most addictive fun game possible you naturally make a game that's like
Crack
Like what do you think killing these bosses that what do you think whenever I kill that boss and I fucking am like blues
It's literally, that uber-elder is literally a slot machine.
Like, I'm killing the boss and there's a chance percent that this thing drops.
And then, and you get a dog meat, like, every time you get that kill.
It's actually like, just, it's just straight at one-to-one gambling.
Now, I don't have to invest money into it, and they're not like it's not unethical, it's just like they just try to make it fun to kill bosses, which is obviously a good thing, right?
But if you kill bosses it's not fun to kill, well then fuck.
But they could have easily just given you like a fragment for the item, and then you build up 10 fragments and you just get the item after you kill 10 times, right?
And it would be far less, like, addicting.
And I'm learning that these were wood loops. That's super fucking fun and addictive and I feel like that'd be bad for a child
Obviously as an adult who's enjoying playing it. I mean fuck I'm enjoying playing up like you know
Is it like am I basically at a casino? It's full on a slot machine. Hopefully the fucking item drops out
That was that where our man
Well, this shake is a thing you want to take it.
She a cat.
No, no, no, no.
It's not shade.
I'm just saying.
Oh, no.
This is about like my kid playing part of Excel.
I'm just, I'm just some of the kids.
TTS is a net positive.
T-gah.
It's nice.
It's this guy like...
TTS is a net positive.
positive. TTS is a net positive. TTS is a net positive. TTS are enhancing the stream.
Is he like, is he angry with me?
TTSR enhancing the stream!
I am enhancing the stream, enhancer!
I am enhancing the stream!
I mean, I can teach it. What do you guys do?
I am enhancing the stream!
This is a stream
answered
I am enhancing the stream enhancer
I'm just kidding this shit. Okay, so thank God guys. This is a little if I'm sitting here spinning time my kids
And I'm just like okay, let's do some bonding time, right?
And I know and I what I do is I teach them how to play my soccer character
Right and then I'm bonding with my kids and then at the same time
I'm like all right now. Let's do they teach you about shape sits, okay?
This is the shaper set. What you want to do is you gotta go through to these different guardians and kill the guardians
Then once you get the enough of this fragments and you put the fragments inside the mad device
And then you have this shape of the guy shoots up balls and I teach him how to do shaper and then I just had them farm
Shaper sets
But actually I'm there the whole time right?
Bonding
You know
Wait they're related to me
Is that ethical guys if I six-year-old is farming for me is that ethical I feel like that's ethical because I could easily get me killed
To me exhale quickly do you think it's like I was even capable of playing me dude my character's so paid
I
Just gonna care to unkillable
How could they fuck it up? I think you could dude get in the new shape would be so bad
The thing is on a destructive play
There's so many bosses that would just kill you if you don't know about the mechanics and then you just they would just die
And that wouldn't it wouldn't be their fault that it's wouldn't have a clue what the fuck they're looking at, right?
Oh
Double damage of pride
66% damage can't be played well D2M
Dude, 12th and D2M with pride. It's pretty nice
That's pretty nice. 100 dmg? Nah, I ain't 100 dmg, we talking about nothing. Don't play Fizz anymore, bro
I mean you can corrupt it via CB immunity or something
Have his all steel teach them you will have 50 shapers set stung in an hour versus five
in a day shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I'm confident I can have my oldest kid could
absolutely do it care could push you I could for sure but she I get a
common maps or something if I wanted that thing is again I just think it
might I think this is not good for their brain which is why I've done it but
then maybe it isn't that bad for their brain it's like tea it's obviously I
think if you don't they play for like a little bit I think it's all good but
if you have been doing it like or I said that or something it's definitely
bad for that. It'd be like an hour. A little hour of bonding a day, a little hour of Shabby
sick farming. It's still taking probably five minutes. I'm gonna turn the bed and
Let's go one sec.
Yo, go fuck yourself, dumb cunt.
Unsubscribe, unironically, I'm not joking.
Please unsubscribe, I don't like you.
Rude, hey dude, it is what it is man, it is what it is.
You can tell me, you don't come in here trying to tell me to stop talking.
I'm gonna, yeah, tell the cows come home, you understand me boy?
I mean it is said the school holidays just out of like a few days ago.
I legit might try to teach Kira how to play.
But it's not.
Somebody's looking to the TOS.
Am I allowed to have my daughter play my account while I'm sitting running super?
Stop talking for like five minutes and gargle my cum, bitch.
I want to find out if there's any rules. I'm pretty sure they're like your siblings. You're good
What the hell's the point of ever kids and you kind of the farm shapers sits for you man, what the fuck bro?
The fuck's the point
You know what I'm saying? Like, Jesus Christ.
Dude, these sets are so A. I fucking hate.
I hate Shaper sets so much.
I don't think everything I'm possible to like, not do them right now.
Another one. We get some good orange.
Dude, today might be the day, boys.
Today, getting the jewels.
Out the- getting the gems.
Great.
Determama.
I'll say, well, that's a good one.
What was that? I didn't see the message that came up.
I'm going to Validude Yolo.
Did not land.
I'm going to Grog.
I am so proud of you.
You are getting so good at POI.
Oh, hmm.
Uh, what are you doing?
You're fighting old Bob Maven.
Wait, that's scary.
Memory game?
No.
Uh, wait.
Psych.
You did the first try.
How?
Oh!
That would be definitely better.
I am so fat and old!
Sure!
Okay.
Yo, I need you to dig into the path of XR1 terms of service
and find out about,
what I want you to find out about is the conditions
on playing the game with your kids.
Can your child play your account for you?
Where's that TUS?
I
Yo, all right, I'm guessing you meant Xbox one not Excel one
Red sheet here wait part of Excel one
Nah, dude. I'm not some knock-off path of XL1 grindfest.
That XL1 shit? It's just streamer podcast slang for path of XL1.
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you understand what I said?
Path of XL, the video game.
What are the terms of service for can't-sharing?
Can you please deep dive the TOS and find out if you can do it with the-
Can you- Can you play with your family at home?
Alright, chill. Yeah, I got you.
Path of Exile, the ARPG, not some Excel bullshit, from grinding gear gains. Straight from their
TOS and forum posts, latest as of early 2026. Account sharing is straight up banned. No
handing your login to your kids so they can grind while you're at work. Exact words
from their terms. You may not transfer your registration or any rights you may have in your
member account to any other person or entity. And the killer. You must keep all password and
login information confidential and not disclose such information to any third party.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If you, so I'm
not talking about sharing registration, I'm not talking about sharing passwords. I'm
not talking about transferring accounts. I'm talking about the same computer I'm
I'm sitting right next to them. Can they play? Well, I'm right there.
To me, Exile. Quickly!
Yeah, dude. Yes, you can. As long as you're both on the same exact machine right there.
No password swapped. No remote bullshit.
That's Couch Co-op, Split Screen and Path of Exile 2.
And the original two but PoE2 is way better for it. You log in once your account
Then the kid no no no no no no no no no no what I'm not not catch cops same account two people
But on the same computer
Yeah bro, on the same computer, right next to each other?
Totally fine.
No TOS violation.
No password swap.
No ban.
Path of Exile 2, and the original had similar vibes, lets you do couch co-op, that's local
multiplayer on one PC you log in once okay I don't think you're breaking to us
it sounds like a account sharing details is serious it sounds like if you don't
account share details you're good but they not cuz then think about it
now the AI's dope shit I'd be I'd be not cuz think about it if you were
doing it maliciously so say for example ZZ ran and still my team's up
It's like we're duo-league-ing on the same account and like they both slipped each other's house and
Like while ZZ around slips the old mage played my while still mage slips the year and played nail plate on the same account
I'm pretty sure they're just bad right. I'm sorry. I didn't know that abusing child labor to farm shaper sets was against TOS
Please unban my account. I promise I won't do it again
Well, I won't get caught doing it again. No wait pretend. I didn't say that last part
Greetings.
Yo dude.
Guys I'm cooked. I'm out of sits.
Legit I'm out of sits.
I'm actually cooked.
Uh, this is bad.
I'm just gonna run my Ubers.
One of my captives wore many faces.
What the fuck are we listening to bro?
What are we listening to bro?
What the fuck is this?
We're bad good at the Uber Elders, I think we just run the Uber Elders until it drops right?
And if it doesn't drop then fuck.
It has to drop.
Bye.
Mmmmm.
Yeah.
We got a fun bonding time though, I think I think about it sure they can't get addicted to father excellent
I can't play it in the downtime, right
Hmm, I already account you with my wife
I'm gonna dig him up.
Play the thorn, build fodder.
I let her kill a boss with me.
Play the thorn, build fodder.
Tetease is enhancing enhancing the striking party.
Tetease is enhancing the striking party.
I'm enhancing the strength I'm for.
I am
Enhancing the street. I am enhancing the
We just that's giving these things like stupid ones
I think I should
Guys are in thin. Okay, you want my son. We're gonna play POE together hold on. I'm gonna phone call
Chris Chris Wilson
What's up my G? Oh, oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'm sorry, please. Please. So please, don't
ban me. It's just my son. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's Jova.
Chat, I am part of the product. GG is selling. Let's be real here.
Oh, yeah, 95% of it. That's how famous I am. GGG also asked if they can use my face
for the title screen of POE 2. They want to replace the O of it with the squint and emoji.
By the way, immediately after Exile Con, there will be a Quinn 69 Appreciation Festival
held in Auckland in honour of me being there. My homeboy Elon will be there too. Also
free burgers and not chose for everyone. That's how magnanimous I am.
Quinn, obviously it is fine for your seven-year-old child to play your character and not get banned.
Jesus Christ, bro, they if you didn't have your cam on they'd think a seven-year-old was playing right now.
Also, your kids will probably think it's a shit game.
You should increase the TTS to $10 and don't move the TTS from subscribing so you don't
hear stuff like 777777777.
He's gonna fucking me up, why?
He's gonna fucking me up again, man. He's gonna miss me a big time.
Time to die, bozo. Time to die.
Not today buddy, not the day.
Why am I not being bothered to roll my shit?
Assume I should not get rolled. Okay wait.
Guys, I'm completely out of shape of maps.
And I don't even have shapers to do what I need to do.
What the actual fuck?
Legit, what the fuck, okay, we're running out of time, right, wait, what is it, what is it?
Tom right, that one's the Commitment to our Chamber of Hydra.
Phoenix, I think it's Phoenix.
Okay, Phoenix.
Uh, guys, I'm cooked.
I don't get it, I respite my analysts into full maps of the same as well.
Watch out for today, we're just gonna run the Ubers and see if we get it, right?
I think we just kill the we just do is with what I've got cuz I'm brand out
And if we don't get it then I don't know I need to just focus on a different go for a while and just let mask bill back up
I mean it's got a drop right
There's no way I'll go for like 17 uber elders and not get it. What there's no fucking way
27 Uba Eldis. 50 Uba Eldis. 700 Uba Eldis. I actually don't know how many Uba Eldis
we've done yet. I feel like it's getting a decent amount, but...
If it's 1% drop rate, I'll have you depressed.
I heard that you get a complimentary Ruggins tug from Quinn at 69 months.
Is this true? And where do I check myself in?
Yo, the level I need on the bar with this is a nine month free sub, uh...
Rug and tug.
What the fuck, yo.
That's Taser's shop only, man. Sorry, dawg.
Yo, it's guys fucking me up, what the fuck's happening?
Oh he's fucking firing to the ground and he's reducing my res.
I'm a boom!
God damn you!
Okay, so we do one shape or set.
Yeah, we do one shape or set.
And then we do we convert whatever fragments we need to convert and then we do Ubers and then we pray to Jesus
Yep, that's pretty much it
There's no DBS and a squishy
I'm doing Shaber wait, that's what a shape set is yeah. Yeah
true true okay that's like i was confused while i was in the shape of room what the fuck i just
just put it in and it was confused
that impossible
go ahead
the boss that kills me again
This bus here you can't kill as one.
It's Shaper Bro, it's fucking brutal.
Fint.
Wait a minute, I'm doing this without my penetration or anything.
Ah, Exile Con, good to be home.
Hello? I am here for my backstage VIP Ultra Celebrity Premiere package.
Uh, huh, not sure.
What are you talking about?
I am banned.
Let me call Chris. Oh, he blocked me. Let me call Elon. Oh, he is busy. Fuck
I'm a famous dreamer guys, you're my famous dreamer by the way, I never even say that shit. We talk about
I do not say that daily I'm a irrelevant micro-implements that on the internet like all the other fucker
I'm just past the last hours formatting and setting and read downloading everything again
Thanks, Microsoft for this amazing system, all of that, thanks to his incredible viewers.
Microsoft produced, called OneDrive, thank you also, QueenBird222.
Wait, what the fuck? Am I gonna bar shoot Microsoft?
Yes, I don't I just do it I must admit it's kind of insane a computer that I don't use it's got some sort of weird
Mail wish it on there and it's like well, that's bad
Look at that damage
Fucking damn
You got NPM'd. I don't know what that is, bro. Is it a bed? Is it a bed? Should I be taking
it more seriously than some weird malware shit on my computer? I think it's impossible
to get like properly hacked in the current year if you just go like up to date when
notice updates right am I trippin run a scan I'm gonna do it off the stream but
I'm gonna forget the last stream so I want to that's a stream but I planned
into it off the string but I see if like you know Gallanty mellow boss right
I'm too much a pussy dude.
Gonna get my stacks up.
Oh, by the way, I almost got clapped by Shaper on Cheap Fama.
He hit me with a combo combo.
One of these balls hits me for so much in my life.
Tanking this.
Oh my lanta!
Okay, I gotta get Dombraker on.
Dude I got to get a bone burger on.
This is going to fuck me up.
These bulls might as you give me two hits or something about doing burger.
We're going to log out, log out and get back to the place, right?
Well with that I can see the other part of the map on this map.
Oh my god.
Why does he do damage chat?
This isn't no damage.
This is actually what you would consider to be high damage to be clear.
Like this fight Jesus if this is good damage
And I'm not even and I'm doing a meme setup
So I had like a real setup. Oh my Lanter
It's legal. This is not a two months in league character, bro. Like this is not I'm not using any of the crazy shit that I've got
You got so much currency
But this unit then this cat is just using random chunk
I've not made the GG character yet because I'm just trying to get like the basic items first to then start the character
Did you take it seriously? Oh, what am I got am I getting DDoF by click of this?
Funny.app.exe. Oh God, what's happening? Oh God, this guy's linking me a hack or something.
What am I gonna hack? Monitored user. Oh God, I just clicked a link from some guy. Do I
permit this guy? I think I just got like phishing hacked or something. What are these
website he just like can someone give them
like this line
all right all my god
bro these fucking bannie vader freaks bro they try to fucking get me hacked man
what the hell bro
They trying to get me fucking banned.
Deleted.
Finally got the EXE.
Don't link that in chat, bro.
It's scaring me, bro.
Okay.
I fucking hate Shepard, bro.
I went for my favorite boss to like, I fucking hate this guy.
I cannot wait to not do him if again for this league. Like, I'm so over him.
I will do the Ubu Sheva dude. I cannot wait to kill the Ubu vision of this boss, this league, bro, because that's what's going to be happening.
Soon to be in, baby.
Why am I in there, bro? This is my team here, I guess.
I'll fuck you it's like one
Miller HP bro, if you are friends again, I'm so pissed
Don't you fucking dear
Okay, fragments, let's uh, wait what do I got?
I've got one, two, seven, oh fuck, four.
That could be five, five.
Two plus three is five.
But I have two to get that, which will give me at four.
I should get one more fragment, shouldn't I?
I have one more map.
We should go for five-five, right?
So wait, that means I should grab...
So I've got Chimerahydra.
So we should do Minotaur.
And then we trade whatever the other fragment
I'm desperate chat I'm desperate
One of my captors felt in the motion turns me have changed the best little ones you have what do you mean?
This is the last ones I have man
What do you mean? Oh shit the fuck?
bitch
Shut the fuck up. It's don't tell me how to play the game. I will do what I want. Okay, ultimately if I have enough to make five sets
I'm gonna make five sets. I'm gonna run five sets
That's what we're gonna do. I'm currently one map away from getting five sets
So I'm gonna do this fucking map. I'm gonna switch the fucking fragment and then we'll switch the other fucking fragments
And we're gonna do the five sets and
Then I'm gonna loop the fucking boy shockwave and it's gonna be good
Okay, it's gonna be great. Thank you so much for all the high quality content, bro
You keep my work days moving and my wife enjoys watching you too. Take care methyl
Okay, dude
I could no one saw that coming
Okay, maybe we'll get the boss here, we might have the boss, let's see.
Ooh, well that's kinda close to the edge.
Yes, we got the boss twice.
Two fragments.
I should have been back there to get more bosses to give myself a more lucker chance
to getting more shape maps.
Ultra Trihand mode, chat, Ultra Trihand mode.
One type of guy to get dined, it goes to my mirage.
Dude, I did an Inca shrine on your mum last night.
Bitch.
Get fucking wrecked, bitch.
This is the key to a puzzle that stretches the sanity of a mind.
So what do you mean to my viewers?
Um, ultimately I'm never quite mean to my viewers.
I don't just randomly attack people for no reason.
I'm talking shit to someone because they talk shit to me.
It's just, I'm just reciprocating, that's it.
I don't just like find a guy and channel like yo fuck that guy
Listen to NGC pro yet. I was like to brutally bully that guy because I just
Just name this name is the noise me
Is what you would think I would say you sick freaks chimera hydro minotaur
So really Phoenix
really Phoenix do I just use the fragrance which is a
fragrance which thing did whatever oh my god it's cost 500 cost 500 dude it's a
waste man fuck that I'm always gonna do a non-maven Phoenix I'm gonna say
the house matt's that's so retarded bro well this is maximum retard mode we're
doing maximum retard mode right now I'm bangleson the cunt doesn't even banged
one of my captains refused and if he isn't he deserves to be man
and the guy's saying I'm danglucin
Well, he's literally not even banned bro
no one knows
hmmm
yeah I know I know what a piece of business is an attention-seeking little bitch chatter
with like a hundred accounts that always talks about himself
yeah here we go
I fucking solved it
I've cracked the case
oh my god non-destructive play bro yikes this is so yikes and I don't get the
maven bonus this is so inefficient didn't lean to sub the twitch chat is
too cancerous and so are you that's true
oh no what the hell wasn't that wasn't it that was a cancer thing to say
Are you predicting man?
Okay, then we go last shaper, please give me the right one at least
So we do the shaper we just switch the fragments we go one terror to
The other one
Okay five five
And then Shepa gives me one top one now.
We get the sloppy toppy from Shepa here.
Let's get the sloppy toppy from Shepa and then we have two sets of five, well one set
of five uber elders oh my god I'm just wasting my life farming this fucking shit
holy fuck I'm literally spending too much of my life just paying on this this
is insane I'm gonna be on my deathbed thinking like why the fuck that has
been like two weeks farming uberola and now I'm gonna be like oh to get
Ubers to get the boychok wave it was worth it. It was worth it.
Getting these sets takes fucking ages. It doesn't matter how, like giga damage your
characters or whatever the fuck you're doing, they just take forever bro. I'm
telling you. It is the fucking... Do you know what? If it was just fine with Elda, I'd be
totally fine. Like I am never doing a boychok wave build and I just
this is it again. Oh wait unless this build pops off in a sec I'll do it again for sure
a bit. Hold the clock. So definitely I'm pretty much going to do it again. Guys you're
doing the course as easy as you're into early. I'm not at the part where I get the
item yet. I'm actually cursing if I don't get it there right? If it's actually 10%
drop rate and I've done like, I think I've done like 17 new brawlers at this
point or something that's that I feel like that's we're in cursed territory I
like in the terms of the standard distribution in terms of just you know
odds I am just unlucky and every single item I try and farm like I've yet to get
an item quickly that I've set out to farm like yes I got an echoing belt you
can say that cool I didn't want that that's the one that I said like I don't
really want and it got that's like what I need to do is try not to get to the
shop wave and then I'll get it straight away
it's not a 2% drop rate you're making that up
but how is some easy alluded to if it's super separate I stepped that question
How many, how many U-Brolls have you done Sumizio?
How many, how many have you done?
He's probably farming that Uba Uba bro. He's, he, but let's be honest, Sumizio's probably going to actually just see if playing a build like Naked, like a, a face break is built.
Would like a, would like a fucking, he's probably like face breakers.
with bringer of rain helmet just no chest piece on just doing pommet
UBIS default attack
yeah but big numbers bro big numbers should I should average it out like
I should like theoretically if I got super unlucky and a bunch of all my
other stuff I should get lucky on one of them right like one thing I attempt to
find out I should get lucky on and I should be like I just get it I do like
one sit and just get it but that's just not happening ever that's how it works
bro I don't question the maths look chat
let me show it on it like I could articulate it for you guys so yes or
I don't believe it's too low. You don't understand how the fuck this works
Look so you imagine like this is this is like lucky, right? And this is unlucky
The fuck at what the fuck what the fuck is good?
What is going on, what are they done to this app, bro?
Whatever lucky unlucky
right? Okay, I got here. I was unlucky. Oh, I got here. I was lucky. Oh, I see it. Oh shit. You just
randomly going on the fucking thing. And then what happens is that this this is on average. It
takes as many temps here. What I'm saying is I am repeatedly I am repeatedly just hitting
I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky.
So I should get lucky here. What are these shit at lucky?
This is literally how it works, bro.
This is like, on these 10% drop rates,
some people are finding it in one attempt,
some people are finding it in 20 attempts,
and I'm just repeatedly getting like 30 attempts, 40 attempts.
Bro, my stats on my ring drop rates are abysmal.
Abysmal.
It is 10%, it is 10%.
I'm speaking as a 10% gamer pro, it's 10% dude.
Some guy dead, 100 Uber Uber Elders,
and he got 12 supports.
And Uber Uber Elders the same as normal Uber Elders.
It's the same.
Why would they change the drop race between them?
Doesn't make sense.
Why would they reward you more for killing a harder boss?
That doesn't make sense.
I guess I'm not.
No, but that was not the one.
The drop, right?
I don't know.
No, but the support drops will lock in, bro.
I'm gonna craft my gear and I'm gonna pop off.
Like, Chad, I don't think you're gonna send.
My character will be unrecognizable when I get my fucking support.
Like, when this drop wave drops...
Oh my god.
Red shirt and red skills layer dude
Oh, we're both over
You will not recognize the character
You'll be like wait, did he just change his ability?
Was he
Wait, he just logged into like trade league
Sock court? Why is he doing infinite damage
In St. Clair?
Like why is he destroying these bosses with ease?
The motion would you have seen bro the motion would you have seen popping off to a big damage big damage
He's dead bro. He did his fuck rose. They do not let him
go
Can't even tell what give it on yes, oh
You're fucked up oh
You will never pick up the gem you want from elder which causes supported melee attacks to trigger void shockwave
You will never achieve the build you want in it. She ssf
You will never have support gems that allow you to overcome your most greatest regulations. You will always be a loser. Oh
My god the the innocent the culmination of the gig the amount of time the amount of my life I have put into this
The sacrifices I've made to get these fragments, dude, it better fucking drop.
Yes!
not possible
no joke, babe
uh, hey, chibber, hey
uh, mods
someone banned that guy, yo
you're just a hate-watching Andy
doesn't fit
bitch
What the fuck are we listening to?
Buddy, holy...
Hell yes, holy, holy, holy, holy...
I
All right, Davis wait what is this?
Go! How does this even work? How does this even work?
What, can I, I need to figure out the K-1s, I need to set up my cable, what am I doing
Oh shit, there's a fobill on this helicopter?
No dude, wait.
Holy fuck, bro.
Trump nuked around WTF in his civilization.
What is going on?
But they didn't nuke Iran while I was at FK, right?
I've seen it in my dreams.
You don't cull bosses on your third try and focus shaper, and then it drops.
Thank me later, sir.
Okay, dude.
Alright, dude.
Yeah.
The issue with skits in front of us is like, if somehow that happens, now that skits a predict
for their sale life.
Okay, boys, here we go!
Oh my God, we get to fucking do the boss again.
Oh my God.
I don't think they're gonna nuke chat.
If anything, I think what we'll do is they'll just drop a bunch of ICBMs and like tactical
You know facilities right like places where this bad guys
That why would they drop nukes once you drop a nuke it's like
It's it's like it's like a officer pulling out a gun or something like you pull a gun on officer
It's you immediately raises stakes when you drop a nuke well that means taking over nuke
So you escalate they don't drop nukes and GG
You don't just don't one of them simply just drop the first nook
Yes, not about the do the Cold War
The idea is no one drop nukes
Nobody drops nukes no nooks now I can definitely see like
Then launching a bunch of missiles that are bound in places at the same time
I am...
Um...
Yep.
Oh, that's cool.
That was quiet.
The music's quiet. What the fuck?
I can't not tell you to fight.
Alright, do it. Let's go.
Look at that damage, bro.
One beam-faced.
Okay, here is my diagram of luck.
Because I am unlucky.
I deserve to be lucky.
deserve to be lucky. That is how this works.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhhh.
You say focus on other stuff, then come back.
That is...
Uhhhh.
This kid's a grainyyyyyy.
You are crazy. I'm smart.
I drew a diagram.
You are nuts.
I am a brute- I like to tie a thing and just do it.
I like to just- tie a thing and just do it.
I am- I am that guy.
I
Said leech bro leech. What's that my guys? I can't even I just busting in the L disaster
The happy bro
Hang on that shit.
Throw what's up.
What's up, you see?
Shut up, you guys.
We're out of the right.
We're getting from behind, though.
You can't get locked in.
This guy can't.
As you can, God.
This is the most fight of all years.
I'm fully stupid as hell.
So, let's just lock in.
Just check with these guys here.
We're good.
My sandwich is ain't done
Just fucking bursting his ass what he hot he's hiding for me, bro
Don't look for my friend he straddles there
Nice.
Gays into D's nuts.
Dada, I D's nuts every last night, but I thought that D's nut strike was so good.
Oh, you had to be there.
there you would have loaded up with you so hard, bro.
Oh my god, he's just nutty, bro!
What was that?
What I'm gonna show you, but he just deleted himself.
Taking this dude?
The finish?
Come on, bitch!
Boychukwave!
It's time!
Boychukwave.
Now.
I'm lucky. I'm lucky. I'm lucky.
It's fine. We do it again. We just go again. We go again. It's fine
Just use no shrug life he he
what the fuck that
what do you think of a boba? oh shit dude
that's a good, that's a good listen
the goss off Kevin
Frickin ramping dude. He's so good, bro.
Little bitch eye-framed my ass, man. Oh god.
It's pathetic.
Dude! Holy f-
That seems to have been kinda hard, aye?
I will get fucked up by the-
The ball's just like...
There's some lead-las balls.
It ass!
Why do I have much of a name to be miss though?
I'm gonna have to be worried about that explosion more a little bit, maybe.
KS of the aging dad gamer. No dude we are getting the fucking shockwave baby. We're getting it.
I'm holding this up wherever I feel like I'm proud of you, but fuck, man.
Weeeeeee!
It's a little shape in the chat, right?
Boom!
Vaphriding him dude?
Vaphriding No-Kel?
No-Kel?
Wait, he's alive!
How the hell is he alive?
Adam!
Oh my god, did you see this?
My speed is not moving.
Shockwave!
Badoooom Badoo Shockwave!
This is not uber uber elder, this is just uber elder.
This guy has some uber power creep right, so you can imagine this, like this was designed
as an uber version of elder.
then then then uber 2 came out basically and then and then did uber uber
level of my ammable 95
you can go diggy elder maybe diggy elder I don't know I think it was a
I
Please man pretty please can the shockwave fucking drop bro on God
I
My WII is a uber-er-mom smile, meme.
What am I up to, bro? What am I up to? This movement is kinda giving, we're kinda co-tailing
this movement.
Trying to pull up here, but pull up here, nice.
Look at the Shampoos HP buff, I would just evaporate.
My damage is getting good man, like I'm not even gut the thing that lets me do damage
and I'm still doing insane damage.
How great is that?
Biiiitch.
I'm seeing people who have Jollison Shadows and E-Mode there, because I just see people
typing Jollison Shadows.
We've phased mid slam, I've never even seen that.
My damage is so high, it's bugging the boss fight out.
Have you guys ever seen them before?
I need some dogs
Dude, this is the one isn't it I can feel it dude who feels the boy who feels the boys truck way dropping this time
I can feel I can literally feel it
You can feel the struck wave deep within side me
It's building up. It's about to be released
Tang of a shit dude
And I can pull this shit bro. What's up, bitch?
I'm going to kill, no kill, no kill, no kill.
This is predescent.
It's fighting.
Shockwave must drop now.
There it is.
drop. Ever. That is foolish. Retarded. Why is this 10% drop rate out of never dropping
after I already made the build? What a rue. What the fuck?
I finally get the analogy you have where you compare your characters to family pets.
For example right now, this is akin to watching a dying dog try to play fetch and barely being
able to move.
It's time put 2M down, boy. Have mercy.
Okay, we got 2 more.
We got 2 more.
It's gonna drop.
Blessing a pop-on-off, dude.
Yo, the blessing of pop-on-off, it's gonna drop.
It's gonna drop.
It's got a problem
It's just a board from yesterday how to open up the live stream, okay
It's got a problem
Oh my god please turn the beats up homie turn the beats up
He's into this ass!
Dude, that's actually a damage bonus.
Because when he's doing that Bane, I'm actually leeching and when I'm leeching, I do more
damage.
come on man come on okay okay okay go some Jonathan dope dope nope can we do
Who's a positive cursing, please? Cursed like the bosses to drop the truck wave or something.
Some decent positive curse vibes.
You can't do it. No one can. Yeah.
Big...
Big boy shock waves.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, man.
I'm not a f***ing relax buddy, relax!
Relax!
Dang it, ooh, she can take both of those and it's not bad, okay, we'll be doing it.
Little lock-in though.
Okay, I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him.
I think Kale is for the play, Kale?
When I'm doing Kale?
The game respects me as a gamer because he was Kale.
Okay, I'll even avoid the attack.
The board need to act
Told you anything okay, come on come on come on
Come on come on shockwave shockwave shockwave
I have one more set. I have one more set. I have one more set.
check it let me do all the ground for 20
single
make it really around
it's not in the filter you god damn idiots
okay my final fucking sets
please bro
fucking please man
Domino's Domino's Aboba Blessing
Domino's Aboba Blessing
Oh, he's blessing, it's a blessing, it's a blessing.
Shockwave, dude, I am manifesting, I will drop Shockwave.
Shockwave is dropping this attempt.
I am manifesting the Shockwave.
By the power of Chris Wilson...
I summon the Shockwave.
The boy Shockwave will drop.
By all that is holy...
Fishmoly.
What is going on? Somebody's throwing my keybinds right now. My character keeps like, stoking out. That was good.
Fuck am I done?
I hereby decree...
The Shadow Drop.
The Abyss Shockwave.
The Dark Shockwave will be mine.
Look at the slow-mo.
Tanking this Protank into all the shit with the theme hand thing.
You can't upset him with that shit.
I'm going to go up through.
I'm going to go in through.
Oh man, for real.
Oh my god.
Cut to Carl or not to Carl?
That is a question, Jack.
To Carl or not to Carl?
that's ultimately irrelevant
no cali can we do no cali? no cali?
that's what i'm gonna call it
you guys are a bunch of conspiracy theorists
get those
I
We got it bro
Wow chi
I thought he was still left.
Unless I put it in the wrong direction.
That was a...
Better be all good dude just dying on the thing that was going to drop the fucking
gem dude.
Not today buddy, not today.
Let's go time bro, let's go time tanking this, tank him double slam.
Ones down.
Nope.
If I check kill, I'm going to get elder than 1 HP first aid, shall we?
Really mix it up.
Okay, Elder, is that one ice bait?
I'm going to hit Chab now.
Don't go.
Shockwave!
What's wrong, Clintie?
Are the lights off?
I think it's lighting to do this.
Abby, need you?
It's the weekend.
This AI simulator, okay, this was my dream yesterday, bro.
Gonna end the stream. I woke up with this in my head like this like it the simulacrum like a weird freak out guys
I was talking to me, but it wasn't him was like that was a demon version like
Man bro
What the f**k man?
Oh I don't broke!
Corgos dance, corgos dance, corgos dance.
the
that's everything but which I choose to
but I'm legitimately juiced I have no fucking got a maps
they gone
it's like my whole league of maps just evaporated like the whole stash of these
fucking things
i'm not going to fucking trade league like some fucking peasant ass bitch
Oh, fuck.
Open your stacked decks.
We're gonna do something here, Bernie, or do you wanna do something?
Do you want to miss him?
I need all the stuff, I need all the stuff.
I'm so fucking depressed chat. I think it's dead. How long have I been this like I spent so much time time with a shit
What is this trash I'm getting?
ah
So ungrossed that way she hit me with a bow.
Oh my god!
Hello!
Okay, I'll go.
Oh my god bro bro what the fuck dude what the fuck
Hello.
Guys, I did everything.
I fucking spent so long farming this thing and I didn't get it.
And I'm completely cooked.
Stackbix, what the fuck are they gonna do? What is the stack they're gonna do?
Hey, King, I don't know if you know but you can hold control and use your scroll wheel to scroll through your tabs.
Hopefully this will cut down your downtime so you can keep blasting maps to farm Uber Elder.
I'm actually fucking depressed chat visionary was that lion eyes vision dude. Oh my god. That's so good
J.K. It's fucking trash
Why is the visionary team
That was a good one.
Nothing good, never lucky to rubber ducky.
Oh, sorry you didn't get the drop.
I really think if you optimize the cyclone a bit more it can do enough damage on its own.
No meme. Sure.
I know I can't do that but like I
Wanted to be shockwave. I'm a shockwave a handy. I like shockwave. I don't like cyclin. I like shockwave
Want to be shockwave
But I'm right doing this roll I told
To a guy who was exclusively but I'm right
Okay, he said he's lived like two in his lifetime
Time to quit the league and go fail at first grade reading the level puzzles in crimson desert
Can't make a pill you know
I want to ban Skye, sorry about that dude.
Shut the fuck up about Crimson, you little fucking, you're a gang complainer.
You're a gang complainer.
You keep doing, you spamming the same versatility, dog shit don't do it.
I'm not playing that shit up, fuck off.
But it's got, you just didn't shut the fuck up about Crimson, did it?
You can't possibly do Crimson, did it?
Because you can't possibly do Crimson, did it?
Shut the fuck up about Crimson dog shit, bro.
Oh fuck man!
Fuck!
Sorry, I'm pissed off.
I gotta get the item. I'm a fucking sad Andy.
Okay, wait, how could I possibly get tons of shape of maps?
If I want to get like giga maps.
I
Just go trade I don't want to go trade bro
Why would I go trade I
Get it right like it's look oh pocky to my doggies look there's an insane gym like right there
You just get it bro. How have I not got it? How have I not got it, bro?
Just do blight wait, what is blight dude?
What is blight dude, do you get tons of mansion blood or what?
in that scarab interference is just a suicide scare bro
you're the scarab that comes to the guiding maps
you're the scarab that comes to the guiding maps so we go to school
scarab of terrorists
That's 17, man. I have farmed look at how many babies I have, bro
And I've ran like fucking I don't know how many of them already dude like this disturbing
Four shrines and one terrors, all right terrors.
So the shrine is an area guarded by an Atlas boss, modifies to the final map boss also applied
to these Atlas bosses.
Evolving Shride.
Both.
Wait, what's it does a blight drop fragments?
Keep calming.
What are you waiting for?
I'm depressed.
No, you don't understand.
I spent fucking hours playing a game while streaming today to find those fucking fragments
and I've burned through every bit of resources I had.
I did.
I use all the bit of low blueblast, but a bit of half a shit I had.
I did all my fucking fragments, I switched the last ones, and this was it bro, this is it, this is like the final attempt, this is the final push, and it didn't land.
It didn't land bro.
Go again.
What is this?
What are you longing?
What is this?
Here we're at Strang.
You
Is this just shrine, shrine, shrine bosses with shrine?
Is that what this is?
Get us to the shrine scare.
Find Atlas boss.
What kind of Atlas boss are we talking about?
I can do five of these maps.
So why let me see it.
My turn.
What's wrong with the fully mirage maps?
Ah, it's too- but I don't care.
I don't want mirage maps.
I want guardians.
I'm modifying the strat.
Don't give up! Don't give up! Why do you stop there?
Try harder! No, no, no, no! If you give up, you must try it!
You can definitely achieve your goal! That's why!
Now I'm gonna do a complete different version. I think what I do is if I do it, wait, oh I do a derivative of this.
So I would do, I would do this. I would do...
I would do maps.
Plans are here already.
Oh my God, dude, I'm fucking depressed, dude.
I'm fucking depressed, bro.
It's literally maps with shrines, dude, right?
It's master shrines.
Heist bro, is it Heist?
I'm so emo bro
You scared of interference, I can't do that bro. I'm gonna die if I do that
Scarra for scared of interference will kill me bro. It will kill me
Can I wait can I do the big dick once?
Pandemonium, what is that one?
Once back to 15th chance we replaced our random Atlas boss.
The final map boss with the multiple of those will fly.
I don't know about that, bro.
Is that one? I don't know though. I have six of these.
Well, it's pretty much the same thing, right? 15th chance versus like...
I'll get you to sharon maxing
What's to get this the idea is to get tons of fucking
See the idea to get tons of god in maps that's the idea
Try and
Guys the interference gap is ripping as fuck cuz you get super Ruby bosses. It doesn't at least get very bosses, right?
Shrines an area I got it by Atlas bosses. Yes, not like the other one the other one is like
The other one is like
Rain in the shape of guiding elder conqueror synthesis boss that one's way fucked
That one's way fucked
guys this one here I have five I can do five maps like this I can do five
mirage maps and I'll get tons of got a maps that's the way to work so I'll
get five well rolled mirage maps yeah how many do I get three shrines I get
three six nine twelve plus like the default three or something so like I'm
getting like 15 shrines so it's 15 buses buy it by an antlers but it's just one
antlers bus and I got tons of shrines it doesn't seem that ripping this seems
like a pretty good one. I like this. But I have to delete one of my trees. I mean, this
one is already kind of close. It's already mapping and shit. It wouldn't be hard to just
modify this tree out of war and into this. Then I'll tell you what, this is a trouble
to solve by stuff and then it'll easily fit. Yeah, this is a trouble to solve by stuff.
that'll easily fit.
Aw, shit.
It's like you're in five maps. Well, these five maps are not really gonna give me like 20 maps, alright?
Thing is, this is the tree I'm actively using, bro.
To like, farm up my shit. So it's like, do I use this tree that I'm not actively using?
I could get rid of my delirium tree
But then I kind of need the delirium tree to find that five years later, but I
Can always just do a delirium tree
But then I'm gonna need this tree as well for sure
Now it's the closest tree I'll just really I can just respect it do whatever
I'm just gonna pick up shrines and then call it a day
Right, it's like a lot. It's all I need to do bro. Okay. We just pick up shrines cooler today
It's good enough man, what does he got he's got some major high school shit. I didn't even fuck about high school shit
The fuck I
I'm gonna fucking delay and shit dude I ain't got time for that shit
I'm bought I'm template modding this chat modding this to the quen69 build shrine
It is I Z DPS how bad is this shrine?
Jerican how bad how bad is this shrine?
I don't want to die to it, man. I'm scared of dying to it.
So I already have every map mode in the game except for that little map node.
He takes these little map nodes. Pack size.
Difficult and rewarding monsters. That sounds scary.
Isn't that going to kill me? Isn't this going to kill me?
but these notes here that dude the one thing that these are gonna kill me bro
Oh, fuck it.
Does this fragment count as a fucking scarab?
Did I'm breaking my whole tree holy fuck it's getting so coked
Oh it's getting so coked it's gonna be so ace I suspect back dude
Why did I do it to the tree that I'm literally using and I'm guaranteed to use directly after this oh
My god, bro. What have I done?
All right
Was that shit
Remus is your maps. All right, fuck it. Oh
Oh, I'm poking myself so hard, bro.
Eater versus Ex-Ack.
Chat Eater versus Ex-Ack. I can do either.
I think it matters really. I think Ex-Ack's safer.
You cannot grab the box. I tried to grab the box literally every time. You cannot grab the box.
There's clearly some other way. There's clearly some other thing that I'm missing here.
Wait, does he get cheering cock-ass?
We didn't get the re-escarap shit?
The fuck is this?
This tree is mid, bro.
This tree is mid as fuck, bro.
Fast superior.
Don't question how the pathing goes.
can I miss anything that's the one I want those the ones I want I like those
things I mean I don't need these these things here I mean getting rid of this
getting memory tears like I think I should just leave these in an every
every tree because I only want the hook and memory tear that drops down
that I need. Uh, I guess we could just do ambush carats. Nah, do quantity.
That's it, bro. That's it. That's the three there it is.
All right boys, let's rave some gig aducing
What map don't want to do some fuck on a mansion, but this map sucks ass
That map sucks ass
I
Jungle Valley
Why wouldn't I ask her love
I'm a two slander
It's so I can drop Astrolabs
That's it
I'm not doing that. Automation is not best. It's only best if you're doing non garage. I'm doing garage
Oh
Okay, do I want PDA what I want damage
How the jungle ballet trolling it's going to be as trolling
I want boss helpers.
I'm doing lots of bosses.
Yo bro, wanna suck some dick bro?
Yeah, wait, maybe city square then maybe city square
Wait, I mean maybe cities say city square that's a square
City square
I should use a maven chisel as well
What do they think?
Pax eyes, rarity, scarabs, fifth guard, currency.
I mean, the Pax eyes are not gonna scare the bosses.
SHAT, LISON, HE'S ABOUT TO PUT OFF!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Can I get free?
Is it free to use this?
It's free to use this.
What's a bonus? It doesn't trade something off, does it?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I do lose quant. That's not bonus.
Oh man, you got a bird on you.
It's bonus. It's fucking bonus.
How'd you know that wasn't going?
Fred, are you just gonna set that all day?
The bin's overflowing again and you haven't seen the kids all week.
You practically live in here.
I asked you three times this morning to take that up a shake.
Three. What is so important is...
What's not a big guy you died to shape her again come on talk to me
what the fuck is this I can't believe it man hey hey it's all right he just he
one shot me I know hundred hours we'll get it back look at it
she was fucking good okay here we go boys yep chick chick chick chick chick chick
I'm going in boys. It's gonna be a crazy fucking map boys. It's gonna be crazy nutty map
Here we go
So I want to get the bolt is ASAP
Is there a boss there?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh my god, this shrine was banned again today.
Map boss gains.
Two dip guides.
So I'm going to try and avoid the shrines or try to fuck.
I guess try this fuck right?
It wasn't much run then, I suppose there's 15 fucking drones in this bitch or what?
Not much run is there bro?
Should we go this guy?
Can we get a Shepard guiding map, Poggies?
Fuck your ass, bitch. Holy shit.
Okay.
Sucks ass
Should we get a boss have a good boss here
There is it just trying to drop stuff it's done a bit we need more we need more older things
Now damn it
This map is crazy density bro. What the fuck should be guardian. Okay. We take that we take that okay
Thanks, thanks Q-Dog, I invented the strategy bro, what are you talking about, I invented
the strategy.
I'm using a different Atlas.
Jokes, jokes, jokes, bro, jokes, this is a modified Q-Dog strategy, I can't confirm.
H.E.S.S.S.F. ethical
Ooh, okay, nice. Ooh, yeah
Oh, boss
Final boss drops a ball of binding
So that just makes some tank that makes some more powerful for no reason
Wait, does giving them a mod make them bear or something? Like do you get like by giving them a mod? Do I make them more?
There's the woman.
It's pretty sick because every single boss is surrounded by mobs so they just die.
Right?
That's always handy.
I don't know dude!
20 months has remained.
I don't know dude!
I'm gonna go get a lot of Divcats.
Ah shit.
I need portal scrolls.
Bro, is there no portal scrolls?
Where the fuck?
How the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
Can I get a map?
Wait, what's wrong with this map?
Guys, I don't understand.
The reason why Q-Dog suggests...
See, the reason he's suggesting you do the Honda Imagine is because you're not
doing
uh
You're trying to loot mirage maps, right? I'm not trying to loot mirage maps. I'm trying to loot shape maps
this
That's why that's why he's doing horn of mansion, bro
I'm trying to loot shape maps
Hello
I'm doing Mirage Man so I get to do the boss twice and then I'm not only is it one boss
like it's two bosses.
What are you even saying?
It's two bosses.
I mean if I can get more altars that would be better though for sure of course.
Okay wait 12 additional packs or some packs will be too less gold right?
I want gold.
Fuck's the air, it's broke. I want gold, bro.
Okay, we got it, we got it.
Okay.
Shepard got him, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get a little shrine hand, a little mirage shrine, ok let's see what this mirage is like baby.
So this mirage is like baby.
Oooh, oooh, oooh shit, oh shit.
Oh we got one, we got one.
Oh!
It's a map boss. I gotta be able to look after like some weird map bosses that fucking killed me, alright?
I mean, if I was like giga triad chat, I could deliberately not kill map bosses and like just try to get as many charons as possible.
Final boss gives me some shit apparently.
I
Only have five scabs I should apps check I should absolutely be doing
The mirage maps people say I'm not I don't have to tell you like I can only do this five times
Monkey
A lot of Unix and stuff.
A lot of Unix.
Come on, bro, give me the big shit.
MatBallShops 2 edition of Dipcats.
Man, I just want quantity, I think.
It's like, am I doing Dipcat farming, bro?
Is this Diff Cat farming? Like lowkey? This looks like... It feels like Diff Cat farming.
Or is that just... Hopefully Diff Cat farming is just a side effect.
It's better not actually be the primary goal of this.
I mean, I'm getting some maps.
You can do it and kill you bars. Is there any way you can do it without void shockwave or is the character completely
Bricked without it there has got to be a different way
I can I can build the character like the whole thing is I love shockwave and this is new shockwave in the game
And I want to do it
Right so why would I want to use the new shockwave right?
You're gonna come like why would I you know like of course I want to use the new shockwave
I'm a strong wave of joy, bro.
So I need to get better dipcats, trickness and shit.
I mean, this is a crazy amount of loot and stuff that's dropping.
It's way- it's doing maths and mods on it is crazy, bro.
I'm lagging on some shit the fuck this guy is lagging me out
I mean what are you guys arguing about this somebody smashed it again
Like two maps did it's not that many fucking maps man
Say that was pretty much close combat
Well I get like a GG one where it's like boss drops maps and then I get like 15 maps
Yeah, maybe maybe I needed more samples right?
Is that even a fucking ult ultimon?
Cook pasta in salted water until al dente.
Reserve one to two cup pasta water before draining.
Step two, fried diced pancetta on medium heat until golden.
Turn off heat.
Step three, whisk eggs, yolk, cheese and plenty of pepper into a pan.
paste. Step four, whisk two tablespoons of hot pasta water into the egg paste to prevent
scrambling. Step five, toss pasta in the pan with the meat and fat. Step six, pour egg
mixture over pasta, toss rapidly until creamy, adding pasta water if needed.
list a way yanks
I forget
can try what imagine apparently just cuz people obsessed with this one dimension plus
wanted mention I don't think what imagine is good
I think it's literally just for hitting the murk like a non mirage
like Boston that's it
are just you just don't understand why they say do hornet mansion
Yeah, I think it's stupid as fuck. I think it but like guys this is gonna be something better
They're probably better than see where I will die tonight never to be brought back again
I don't want that to happen, but it probably will but now with complete and total respect smarter gear and less scuffed mechanics
Maybe something incredible happens
Who knows?
Tonight decides everything.
After leagues of bricked runs, it finally ends.
Praise the exiles.
So many people like this blindly followed bro.
Oh god.
Hey king!
Can you do at least one haunted mansion to prove it sucks?
And then you can laugh at chat!
How do I do that please?
What the fuck this guy made me do?
Do you wear my fucking triney things out man? Where the fuck my older things?
What the fuck my ult is at?
Dude no ultis, I'm like multiple runs into ultis.
The actual fuck.
Delta?
That's terrible.
Shaper map? Okay, nice, nice, nice.
Dude, I think I need a bit of loot filter.
I
Lidia have one alternative how I'm gonna fucking map dog
Okay, so you know
Bro
Well listen El Iqus
I'm doing that but I don't need those.
My cast banner is not dealt for this like, acceleration shrine shit.
Oh, oh, oooooh, Divinal!
Okay.
They just drop like that huh?
Very cool.
First I'll be hit.
I need some scarabs.
We'll go.
Man, we'll see ya.
those fucking dog shit
I like the way the mobs are moving and shit and why I'm moving this feels so
janky and gimmicky girl
huh
two sixlings where's that
Okay, how many strides, how many did we get?
I got one shape map.
load!
Thanks again, GG!
With my fuckin' shape maps at!
Is this, I feel it's AI music by the way.
I think you would just unironically, someone requested AI music.
Probably their own AI slot that's trying to promote.
I'm pretty sure it was AI.
Jaxxglove's Valkos that I've already bought from Xeva, that's the Xeva.
But it's actually okay sometimes.
Then again, if I have any ideas.
What do you guys think? Scarabs I guess?
Yeah.
I know
Zero wins, they don't need their board
Mucho corpio, my muse
Being proud of him was an excuse
Hey, Shay, come here
I
Do what the fuck the alt is that
But when you rely on all this it's kind of sad when you don't this you hope if you're in all the building
Shack back my car. Okay. Okay, two jams
Oh, shit, map didn't pass. Zero open speed.
Maybe this map sucks for altars. Is that even a thing?
Maybe I'm just unlucky and I'm just getting information on a sale.
So when you chat like this, this is a bad map for altars. I don't see how that's possible.
Yeah, all that is the same, but obviously you've got, I may have to hit the boss, I may have
to dozen to the boss, right? But that's out of there.
It's a dip.
I'm not one out of them I'm fucking half over the man
and now graduating magnet from love with the gpa of 4269 your valedictorian
What's up baby YouTube fucking PhD oh my god okay my first fucking thing okay
Okay, scaring- Okay, scaring- Oops, I guess. Bucket.
Oh.
So I get scaring- Oops.
What the fuck?
Hell, frickin' yes, baby!
What's scaring- Oops, Perz, fuckin' boss drop!
Wait, what could I get?
Oh, could I get, like, a boss drop's divine orb?
Dude, imagine I get boss drops of divine orb.
Is that even a mod? I don't even know if that's a mod, bro.
Oh, but imagine.
Oh, there's games. There's this...
Player games.
Oh.
Ugh.
Where's the music? Ah, yeah, it's good.
I
Check can you do that is that a thing?
Huh
Boss drops three dips holy fuck
Fuck bro, boss of street dev that's like 15 times 3 if you got that shit.
What's the mass on that?
That's like 45 devs from a single map.
45 devs?
That's like a GG.
It means I get the GG weapon and GG ring straight away.
Surely that's what it means.
Huh?
What should I get?
I can't finish this 61k, why you don't even get more of that?
That's it bro, I think it's the whole map bro, that's what it is.
not bad not bad okay what do we end up with that shit we ended up with one two shape maps
check this is depressing you understand that I need like fucking like 50 maps or some shit
and then we have 50 maps
gives me 12 share of assets
which gives me fucking 6 uber elder sets
oh my god i fucking hate this
yeah
bro do you know how much time and effort
i feel like i got a boss to live
Did I gotta be able to look up at them fucking bosses?
Greetings.
I figured I would just loot it! I didn't think it was possible to not loot a fucking 10% drop rate thing that I had like infinite invites for bro, like am I crazy?
Am I crazy I think the game wouldn't be able to fuck me like three times in a row dude
It is 10 but bro is 10%
Now we continue, we commit to the strat chat, we commit to the strat, we're up to 7, we're up to 7, we're up to 7.
You spend a week facing, if you're life-saving a policy gem, when you're going to just be in plain trade and have functional build.
Yeah, but that's stupider, right? Like, making a way out of made of build and then she has to say,
it's way cooler than making a way out of made of build and trade league.
But how do you not understand, how do you not respect the difference, bro?
I
Guess I make it work though I said you do
Don't do it you want to refund point or two. I'm gonna come this point here and this point
I actually want to go more clear
Why don't we regirls?
I technically beat all the Ubers.
This is the third time you've done this.
If you don't stop, I'm pressing charges, you little freak.
Do I get the ignite chance here?
Do we, do we, um...
I mentioned earlier that I dropped two Voidjopwas farming the 10 witnesses for 10 feet...
Okay, there you go, he dropped two. So, yep, there you go, congrats.
is it any better map chat for guys I want the most altars
game didn't fuck you, a 10% chance requires 29 attempts to get it with a 95% confidence.
Now you are taking 10 minutes to clear a map of farm 2 shaper maps.
All you need to do is fully spec map, rush city bosses and kill stuff on way, 26.
I
Bro, do you know how many I've done?
So we have done yeah, I'm about to get the device right check
We're pretty good the divine do we gonna get the divine trying dude. We're gonna get the one that says the vines on boss
Yeah, okay, which are all my cut Jesus Christ. What's going on in that fucking room over there, bro?
Doing such doing such high quant maps I should give me oh, I'm losing the maven jizzle, bro
Three additional list of acres
I'm more fucking dying killing this shit.
Chad, if I want to go full big deck with cheap then, I need to get more fucking Ignite Chance.
Oh.
Out of minutes
Drinking to be killed during scare, but the fuck is that here?
Okay, wait, I guess I was good cuz it's kind of like you can't miss mobs, right? This is fucking lying. It's tight. It's a tight match
Yeah, what the fuck?
Why do these bosses run off this shrine?
These fucking bosses think they are, bro.
What the fuck did survive that?
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, if Chris Wilson sold this, what's he gonna say?
My character is way too analytical.
I got 700 shrines, 200,000 buffs, we're just one-jarring the screens.
This is not ethical looking for the boss chat. There's a boss on a screen somewhere. I just can't see him
First is weeping hysterically dude, I feel like it whoa
whoa whoa whoa it's a good performing ash logs at least fog okay packs eyes
can't really bet right did I need to be why the fuck am I not using the maven
every time I don't use the maven thing can you guys like fucking believe me
I need to use maven chisels on my maps.
I'm too much of a fucking idiot to remember to do that.
One fucking job.
I guess I'm just gonna craft the other two maps and one go.
Do you get a gym today?
No when he's depressed.
Yeah I am depressed.
What about it bro?
Holy fuck is this guy for real.
He is trying to farm guardian maps but now he grabbed a side quest of farming divines.
The thing is divines are eater of worlds and this bozo is farming syrinax or chifok
and cat holy pove.
Isn't they both bro? Isn't they both?
It's all news right?
It's both bro, it's both bro. They changed it. It's both now. Cause everyone was just doing the divine guy.
It's both now. I think one is like a slightly better ratio but...
Oh my god, not even one fucking map, by the way, not even one fucking map.
Or that's fucking despair, bro, that's fucking despair.
Holy fuck.
Barash to see.
Packs eyes.
I understand there's a so guys the scarab you're talking about right
Dude why not just rhyme first
That much games for boss I'm making for grand acres. Oh
That's that right there's no you I could have just I didn't read the other one
Because the other one could have been insane. I didn't read it. It was great. The other one was very divine
Don't look at that dude, it's time we fucking kill the guy, he drops all these orbs now.
That's sick.
We got it at the beginning as well.
Look at that baby.
Garage completed.
To imagine that you like you get such a dance map nice strategy
You forgot to block or and you forgot to use the best map in the league haunted mansion as a YouTube scientist
I'm surprised you aren't testing for yourself
Retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard. Hey retard. Hey retard. Why do you think they block war?
What do you think they do want to mash it?
That's funny cuz you're brainless dumbass bitch
You don't even know why you're doing it.
You don't even understand why you're doing it.
Why do you think it doesn't matter that I didn't block low?
Why do you think it doesn't matter that I'm not going to match him?
Well...
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
You're clueless, mate. You're clueless.
You got no idea. You just say things. You just parrot things other people do.
That's it.
Little parrot.
Here we go.
Parrot harder, bro.
Parrot harder.
He wanted to help.
Oh, gait!
My bad.
Well, he's saying I forgot to block wall.
I didn't forget to block wall.
I understand that because we're doing Mirage Map.
I don't need to worry about blocking.
The reason why you block is because you're trying to make the Mirage land on the bus.
The reason I don't want to mention it is because you want to Mirage the bus.
Guess what?
I'm doing a fucking Mirage Map!
It doesn't matter.
I get to unblock everything that I want to.
I need to block shit. I need to block shit. I need to do horn dimension
Hey, but you appreciate you trying to help
I've just dealt with a lot of people saying I need to want to mention when I don't need you to want to mention
Okay
I'm sick of those guys
I want to imagine it.
Arries.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Nelly!
Dude, no maps, though, bro, no maps.
It's sick!
It's sick like even talking to no one in chat even type that
Wait he donated it since we didn't type it
Dude what the fuck man look at how many it goes up getting oh my god this is crazy
bro this is freaking crazy bro oh here we go right yeah the fuck is that what the fuck
Oh my god. That's a big bitch.
Those two shrines are a constant.
Unlucky. I mean dude, that's kind of nuts though, right? Look at that. Look at that.
What did I got? So that's the kind of shit that can happen if you get lucky at the beginning and get some pretty crazy stuff happen.
I guess the trick is to gamble on trying to get the uh,
the big dick.
Much better than a broad repeat. I understand you're trying to get me to do the scare but that summons a bunch of dudes
Should I start taking risks and do that? What do you guys think I should do?
Should I just focus on some other upgrades?
and
Then come back
To the truck wave
Man, I technically get to even switch of a dot like it switch like a bit of skill. That's not cyclone
The issue is this though, right?
I spend all this time trying to like follow my, like, you know, playin' some shit.
I'm like, this is my leveling setup, this isn't the build, this isn't my leveling setup,
this isn't the build.
And I never actually played the build and then I ended up dying.
You know?
You would never drop the truck, right?
Thank you, you're a hater, bro.
Thank you's a fucking hater, bro.
Dude, what the fuck? Grant?
Wait, let me have a look here.
26 grand.
Okay, 26, right?
Bro, I just looted?
Guys, that one map...
It's two to three more hours of flight time for B-52 until it's in the strike range, apparently.
Quinn, you have this exact time left for void shockwave.
I just...
D-dubbed like...
Doubled an ansum.
My entire graded...
Iket farm.
The entire month league in one map.
Dude, this just shows me, right?
The amount of unrealized potential that is in my fucking scarab thingy here right now is insane.
Right? Like I have so much loot and so many upgrades and so much currency just sitting there.
Like I got enough fucking harvest caribs to get infinite harvest use and roll like fucking miratea gear right now
And I'm out here using the most dog shit trash items no demand
Because I'm trying to farm instead of like doing that. I'm just trying to farm out some stupid ass support gym
I'm not afraid bro, I'm not afraid. I'm just obsessed with getting that one thing
Wimblesy, uh, where are we going?
I need scars, I got left. We got, like, what? We got two left.
Okay, let's go big dick with these ones, boys. Let's go big dick.
Uh, send them to the content tab, Jeff.
Alright, 78.
Patch, I don't know.
Extra damage to fire.
Why would I do that?
I guess you just want lots of quantum, right?
Nah, fuck that's a bit much.
And a feeble, okay, what do they do?
Okay, we'll try to slam them, dude, we'll try to slam them.
them. Okay, then we go to chisel.
Did I do pack? I think I'm going to pack those, honestly, girl. And then we just...
Yeah, and I'm thinking about doing this. I'm thinking about just picking more Ignite
chance. Just to clear the maps insanely fast. Bro, do my chance is kind of a meme, honestly.
Okay guys.
This is just for mapping.
The idea is that I get even better proliferation and I get more chance to like shock on the
bosses with the Fat Egg Knight because I have way better amount of chance.
That's the idea.
Okay, we go boys 70% maven chiseled five scarabs a big dick. Okay summon the God alters
Summon the God alters
I can't see where it is. I can't see the shrine is making them immune. They're immune. I don't know how
What the fuck is going on?
Dude what the fuck?
What did that mean?
That was a weird bug bro.
Weird fucking bug bro.
Weird bug.
Fuck.
Dude look at that bro.
Oh my god. How much loot does this lose?
Maps duplication.
I knew that struck them.
I'm fine.
Holy shit. Oh my god, dude
What's he doing? Is that the guy that does the one drop? I think it might be. What's he doing? He's doing the one drop!
I hate that guy!
Can we delete this guy at the rotation, please?
I'm gonna end the delay right at this point, I'm scared.
Troma maximum damage.
Now come on look like I'm playing a different video game now, right?
Like this video game is like not the same video game I was playing before, right?
Am I crazy?
Like what?
What kind of area is this in a plane right now?
Rarity?
Oh, I'm slowly drilling it.
Mirage will contain additional packs of Atlas bosses.
Three bosses.
Okay, let's bonus.
Can't wait with the bosses.
I'm getting such bad altars again chat
Well, I need is one good alter at the beginning dude, and we just make some big dick shit
I get him
Just trying to identify what's on my screen
like I'm trying to look about okay this should be a boss on the screen somewhere
what am I looking at right now what is this there's a bunch of fly particles a
thousand minions
wow this is terrible luck
I got a guy what did we get like one out of the whole map wow
I
Don't know get shockwave. I am depressed right now and I'm doing scare burns trying to get out like shape of apps
I guess what I have to do is just make sure and all my Atlas strategy is I always incorporate
Guardian map farming and I always incorporate
Because I've had that I'm pretty sure all my all my Atlas strategies have got him aspect because I know that I wanted that
Okay, chat, what are the- let me think it, the whole bill was predicated around shockwave.
I could just use a good, a strong mechanical ability- I mean, I basically can switch to
another ability.
The thing is, it has to be like, off-matter and weird.
I can't be like- we can't be doing any of the usual suspects.
That's a bitch.
I gotta figure out a twist, right?
It's gonna be- there's gonna be a twist to it, otherwise I'm not gonna play it.
You know what I'm saying?
Hmm...
The question is, what would it be and why?
This is kind of a pathetic mindset, like it's like a mindset of a loser.
Isn't it?
It's a mindset of a loser.
A reasonable person though, right?
I mean, cause then I can actually not just do the same thing all day.
Get dual axes and go cleave.
Can we get some more retired ideas in the champ, please?
Can we retire Matthew right now? Can we get some more of this go?
Okay, come on. Big, big altar right now, baby. Big altar.
Here we go, guys.
First build hasn't even been completed and he's already theory-crafting the next one.
Conflict going down, extra gas.
Rarity duplicated. What do you guys think, Fiddler? Four dipcats, three dipcats?
Corrupted? I don't have basic currency. Is this good?
I guess four Valobz.
Now I'm not taking that.
fuck this guy over here bro
It's because of the the fucking the other thing.
This feels a little bit rippy, not gonna lie chat.
It feels like there's a chance I died or some weird boss overlap.
There's a few bad bosses that do some weird shit that can fuck you up.
Pretty bad.
Right here I'm in a tight little room with multiple bad bosses.
You know, we're like getting eaten dead, but that doesn't sound good.
Dude, that's a scary gun.
Back in the day, I wouldn't be scary, but...
Oh
Yes
Two casuals per boss hoggies they get some casuals
What is this video game?
Quarmy extra damage curse that is bad, bro
I'll just set it later, I guess
Nooo
Okay, so that's it. We took that like a little bit of the map left like 40% of the map is to go. Oh
They're that little looping yard, isn't it, chat?
You walk on to the screen and then you pop it, and then all the loot comes out.
It's fucking sweet, bro.
Let me just pick up the loot and we go to the next screen.
Hit to open the trade window and game to pause the screen so you can click altars instead
of pressing escape.
Yield so I wish I could do that right but I'm an ASSF unfortunately.
I suspect that's about as straight as you though in trade league.
I don't know if you know guys I'm an ASSF by the way.
Kind of a big deal.
Not gonna lie.
Boom.
Huh?
Who fucks my cards at, bitch?
What's she gonna say?
Alright, what do we end up with here? Just a bunch of shit, basically.
I mean this is kind of a cool meme or whatever Chip but I don't think this is it.
I'm gonna have to, maybe I try the interference, wait how likely do you
think I am to die to interference care? So that's scared that someone's like a
bunch of bosses with the bosses. How suicidal is that? What'd you say?
Like what can you get? So I could get a Cortex boss or something right?
Can I can I get a boss which has a one-shot? Well, I don't know there's a court this court
They seem a one-shot with no mods
Shape it would be fine. I could just tank him
Oh, I could get drop wait, can I tank it rocks? How much is a drop slam?
Can I- maybe I can tank it in Rockslam?
Maybe I can tank it?
I might honestly be able to tank it in Rockslam, like legit, I'm not even kidding.
This character is uniquely tanky to Fizz.
Let's find out.
P-E-D-B.
Can you loot in it- well I mean dude, I'm getting loot, but it's like what I'm saying
I
See the strokes
Does anyone to find the shit
Okay melee
We'll load glove slam 90% more attack damage
Wait, that's it?
No, there's gonna be some weird fucking math stairs in there
It's gonna be some bullshit. We're like, oh, it's a unique month. So it does 900% more damage
I use chisel I already did chisel pack. I didn't pack size chisel work
This is my last Scarab Jet of this particular type and then we have to change my Atlas.
Holy shiiiit
Barstow right at the beginning
Stectics gold
Shit, I buffed the fucking boss bro, god damn
No ult by the way, chat?
but wow no curses
which i do now cuz at the beginning i think i should maybe do it now
yeah
fuck
I'm really sure I should have.
Why didn't I add an astrolob?
I considered it, but then I pushed it out.
There's not as much as a shrine astrolob, right?
There's a shrine astrolob, but I'm not using it, I'm fucking retarded, right?
There's not as much as I'm saying.
Surely.
Who the fuck is this guy?
He's too powerful wait what he's got so much damage direction. I can't even fucking leech from him what?
I'm zero damages fuck
Oh
Was two cat ops
All right, they kept that it's gonna be 80% fire as dude. Oh
No, dude, he's gonna be some tanky motherfucking bosses, dude when we got a ton of pain bit like goddamn
Type shit bro type shit
Yo chat, is it possible to get so much pain, and not so much pain, so much monster density
that you could just blow up the whole map in a single attack in the current year?
Like if you got the juiciest map, and you just got the tightest density, just one
chief in explosion, just the entire map.
Oh my god, dude, what the fuck?
Oh dude, this bitch just got a thousand buffs.
Nah, this is fucked up.
Should I just leave it for a bit?
She would like, she would ramp down, right?
Oh.
I've got a nerf today!
I guess she just had A.L.A. and then the devious killed me?
World of freaking Warcraft!
My God!
Scream it loud and proud!
World of freaking Warcraft!
Screeeeed!
We'll come on!
Mosley life shouldn't scale it.
No, Mosley life shouldn't scale it.
I'm so disappointed I'm so disappointed
I'm so disappointed I'm so disappointed I'm so disappointed
Like I didn't get a pop off one time
I'm just grinded like a fucking freak
It's been a week.
It's just so long.
D4 bad but you suck.
They're like nothing.
0 out of 10
Press the fucking sabre
How the fuck did they
kill me with that damage?
Did they not delete
Did they do it from the game?
How?
I really make sense.
Oh, man.
My God, what a terrible situation!
I can't hold it in!
There you guys, can you build it?
I
Will try it's gonna go good citizen casters it is real good footy great. Oh, yes. Good. That's good, bro
We have to G. I was about to pop off
Jack I was about to
pu-um-p-u-u-uff!
Chat, I was about to pu-oop-oof!
Chat,
I was about to pop in oooof!
I was about to pop in a pop-in oooof.
Chat!
O-of!
I was about to pop off!
You have no idea how good that carrot on me looked.
I was about to poop in a wooden-oof!
Y-you literally have no idea how good that carrot at wouldn't be.
I-It's so sad.
I have a rat path.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, that's that's that's
No.
So you stack life.
life turns to ES, life gives you damage, because this, then you use energy blade, right?
And then I just have gig damage from that.
Oh, I've been stinking me, bro, I've been stinking me.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
We'll see ya.
Okay.
Let's see here, okay.
This is a cool combo because this is like tons of E.S. tons of armor build, right?
And you could stack armor and then it would shell crush or something and it'll do lots
of damage and you'd be tanky.
This one's cool because it gives the most of the rare items I have.
And I can do some weird shit.
Bo Wild Strike of the extremes.
All right, I'm new bells looking in.
New bells looking in right now, bro.
Wild Strike of the extremes.
I
Tell one of them little things yet. I already got to you already got it, bro
Dude this will go on
I'm so fucking mad, dude, but I'm whatever, dude.
It is what it is.
What do you guys think?
Shield crush or Wild Strike of the Extremes?
The idea behind Wild Strike Extreme is this.
I've always wanted to play this in Asia-Stif and try to make it.
I'm gonna do it! I've tried to make this work 700 times.
I've got items that technically perfectly synergize.
Why would I not do it now?
Why would I not do it?
I have all the items required to make a fucking really good Wild Strike, but why wouldn't I?
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it. You think I'm not gonna do it, bro
I'm gonna do the slimly and just steal my fate bro like he said you ain't gonna do it
You you don't do it. Please don't do it. That makes me want to do it so bad, bro
Wait, no, no, let me get the secret build out dude. Hi there. It is the three items the wall strike
Do we have this as a backup of just case that sucks dick, you know, I'll put this in here in the backup if it sucks dick
No, that's what a beta would do, bro. That's what a beta would do
That's what a beta would do
Fucking pathetic little beta ass bitch, bro on God
That's what a beta would do
Why are you repeating what I just said?
What did I do with it?
Would I have a cool watch as I would look at this?
The electric.
Lining down is a little bit of a wrath.
Regenial clarity, dude.
That could be good.
critical strike reduction on that's a really good D-10
I
Wait, there's only one option isn't it yet?
Let's just compare that sentence each for a second. Okay. Juggernaut is the fucking man juggernaut. Okay. Yeah, juggernaut
I
Test my accuracy gives me a tax pay gives me main dia and jurors charges. Oh
Do I have that I died with that that I thought with that
Did I die with that I don't remember what I died on
Oh, yeah, oh yeah, I might use that dude. I want to say my image is that
Right
Bro, there's the bail we've got the bail man the belts here
This is the build this is the build
I just died with those clossies man. I just died with those clossies man. I just made
the clossies and they died. This is going to be infinite damage. Yeah it's going to
I have a few uniques, so what?
Bro, invert, okay, get this, crits.
It's so good, it's so good, and there's only jug.
It's only jug.
It's so good and it's only jug.
Okay, get this, strengths give you accuracy, right?
Boom.
Actually capped, giga attack speed.
Right?
I get power charges, plus one max charges,
plus one endurance charge on a jug.
Gigatanki.
I got friendy charges.
Gigadamage, gigafoss attack speed.
Okay.
Ooh, it's over.
It's over.
Well, dude, it's gonna be four frenzies.
No, it's gonna be five frenzies, five power charges,
nine endurance charges.
That's what it's gonna be.
Dude, I'm cooking right now, so hot.
I'm cooking right now.
It's gonna be giga damage, you'll fucking see, dude.
Bro, fuck my old character, man.
That guy sucked dick, bro.
This guy's fucking the man.
This new character, this is the uber killer.
Uber.
We offered you truth.
Joel
Someone's already taking it extreme
Yo uber Joel are extreme holy fuck that name is fucking giga tag, baby
You should consider going chit-chat now!
With energy shield overleach or eldritch battery
because taking dot damage to a energy shield
is quite a bit cancer in the ass.
Free tip.
Lil' Gump.
Nah nah nah nah nah.
No one dis- no one dis- no one dis-
no one dis- no one dis-
I do not let me roll again do not let me go again
Okay, do I okay dude is office you gonna be that there's no like weird shit that I will need right
You have to make a shoe more very both this I mean
This is a really cool build that I had a good idea that I had whenever I looted that chess piece
I was like when I saw that chess piece. I'm thinking of myself
Wild Strike of the extremes. Oh, what the hell are you?
I've seen that shit dude, and you understand how many and I said to myself never let me go
Wild Strike ever again, and I told you chat if you see me ever trying to go Wild Strike of the extremes ever again
Call me out straight away and don't let me do it because it is retarded
It's always shit. It never works, but this time
It's gonna be different
This time it's gonna be different
I'm gonna do it by the way that's what he had barely oh
My fucking god dude
Bro, how did I die like such a
Chat you kill me by the way
You fucking kill me, you know that, right?
not
Chase you and me didn't I did as a complete meme and it cannot kill you and
I was a believer that that was the case. I
believed chat I
Literally believed chat
You can do it Quentin.
I believe you.
Cockslayer, good day!
Wait, why do I need an energy... energy... energy blade?
Oh, I can't use it for ages, bro, with a plug.
Grants, 10% attack speed.
Do I have that shit in one day?
Ah, wait a minute!
Energy blade needs fucking lucky, doesn't it?
I don't think I can even go correct.
But energy blade not correct is fucking retardation, right?
Energy blade correct is retardation, isn't it?
Because you just want the fucking mod that says like, likely damage is lucky from that
necklace.
Oh wait, can I get like a, isn't there like another lucky source?
Is it like a non?
You spiked up a lucky damage, true.
Wait, I might even have that shit.
That's a mean build though, dude.
Oh my god, dude.
I think I already have it.
Christ came change.
What I've put it dude, but I've put them until I have a special tab or something.
Oh my god, I'm dead
Where the fuck that I put I'm sure I had that doesn't it like Rathor with lucky lining
You say I missed too I
I
Didn't fucking mess it's a great slang exposure attempt chains
There's a glove oh
Nah
Maybe I had it. Oh, no, do you know what I would I would have had it preserved? I
Would have had it preserved the bro
No, I would have had it fucking whatever you call it like no, I had it I
100% had it broke. It's like holy shit. That's good
Good!
Aw man...
Aw man!
What the fuck, bro?
The fuck, man?
Fuck.
Wait, haven't I got some crazy-
Wait, oh dude! Dude!
Dude.
Yo, how does this thing work?
How does that work?
Yo, how does that work?
You'll 54 res baby
It's always baby
Ring ring red blue blue are things. I don't really want that there
You will die I will not die this is the secret bail dude. It's gonna be good, bro
Every death I've had has been the lamest dog shit, most trash, stupid ass, dog shit ass,
dumb ass fuck, diff, known to man.
But not like there's nothing a single diff where I've been like, oh yeah.
Like, well, check, you guys assured me.
Check assured me.
I was a shewed didn't I get it's not a thing I believe them turns out it's still in the
game and it's fucked.
It DD's you cannot do it literally yesterday on cheap power I was telling people like
I believe chat chat you can't get DD anymore bro this is me this apparently you can't
a dd by bosses anyone switch it on me this is me yesterday by the way I mean
the fact that you worried about it makes me a little worried but I couldn't push
that you literally cannot die I believe you guys didn't I didn't I believe you
guys so I just like started ignoring dd percent like every super source of dd
that would do damage based off monster HP has been deleted from the game but
why I genuinely don't understand why I died like I genuinely don't understand
why I died legit it doesn't make any fucking sense
chat told me that's how it works and I fucking believe them
no even pv1 apparently they've been changing pv1
I'm banning this fucking marita, does he get spamming this one fucking thing over and over again?
You just spamming it or is that you?
You fucking out of bitch.
Should I put him in? What do you guys think?
Fucking mantra on that bitch.
Fuck out of your marita.
So if Chad told you to jump off a bridge you'd do it.
Classic little bro.
FUCKING HELLMITE!
If you were a chad and good at this game you would play gauntlet to show everyone they
are wrong about your skill, defeat the campaign easily, swap back to this build and then
use the 1k to help fund lol's trip to exile a con but you are scared of gauntlet
but we can't even get a fucking ticket for the god name in subcon
oh my god is this thing cursed but it's like cursed
Every single time I click this is like a thing I click off the ground by the way
Probably it's good. I need to change colors on the rest coast. That's a nice colors
And I like the symmetry there like that what the you know the way it goes like red blue
blue, blue, red, red, blue, it's nice.
.
I
Boys right now the universe is against me what I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna fucking go
Do some exercise?
Go FK
Boys, I'll be back
We pop off tomorrow
No, yeah, no dirt John sheets from our stream letters that I I mean fuck
Oh my god, that sucks cock bro. That sucks cock. That sucks cock for the outro. Fuck
you. No outro bro. Hey, regardless guys, hopefully you enjoyed the stream today. That's just depressing.
It's just overall depressing. Hopefully that it's like, you know, hopefully you
enjoy
Enjoy
I'm sorry I made you sad. I mean if I made you sad I'm in my bed
I'm not giving up
We're going one more time. We're busting out the wild strike belt dude. Let me tell you energy blade ratpeth
Wild strike of the extremes. There is so much synergy there. I do not know how to explain how some synergistic it is
It's crazy, bro
You get fucking life life cuz your ears ears cuz you flat damage breath because you increase damage that while struck at the extremes
naturally by default
did you inverted res so then
You just do insane damage. There's no way it's not gonna do insane damage if this build does not do insane damage
Then I will eat my own ass this build that I'm about to play is gonna fucking kill all the Ubers
Fuck, the last one would have done it as well, but died to a titanate dead.
Ultimately now I know that you can't titanate dead still in the game apparently.
Thanks for fucking game, GG.