you
Thank you.
Oh my god, anyone is updating the way the audio is bricked?
Just sing it up.
Fat.
Sure for the 68 months.
scoomba
fat
wow the burning crusade
Test.
Witness shows the moment a black Chevy Silverado pulls out in front of a motorcycle resulting
in a devastating crash the truck then speeds away nearly hitting the witness head on as they flee the scene with multiple
they play just stand still okay just lay right there don't move okay
you
It's a very unfortunate bottle of styrene, which, look at the top, it's not moving like
a liquid, and that's because it's just solid.
I mean, the mystery is I don't know what it is.
you
Bro look at this shit. I'm doing it right now
In fucking my cable ties set up bricks
No
I
Know man
Don't just capitalized chat don't just capitalized
I'm using that because my fucking glass broke girl. Oh my god, dad
Cook.
Dude, just hire a barista at this point.
They will also keep your coffee machine clean.
you
You
We need more jet ski content, that shit was peak.
59 Clowns. Can I get a welcome to the circus? Sure.
Yeah, I missed jet ski content too.
you
My fucking coffee, stupid ass,
Mock-a-Mast-ass-a-bitch,
the end of it smashed off
into my drink the other day.
So now it says don't use it if it's cracked,
and I don't know if it's because it's got some weird film on top or something.
So anyway, I can't make it using the normal shit,
so I decided to make my coffee with a cable tie.
Right?
and
Then
It fucking bugged out the cable try slip because it's reusable cable to accept again
Why is that you know white cable to something off that I can't get off?
anyway
it overflowed everywhere, which is what I showed you at the start of the stream when I was starting and
Yeah, when they realized the civi here was real, and I don't know was that bro. What the fuck?
Anyway guys it overflowed everywhere shit went everywhere and yeah
Interviewing ice agents
Wait wait wait
Yes, I'm a whole intro time that I usually have to prepare got completely cooked chat
You got completely cooked so I normally I'd have all the shit prepared and everything but I got cooked
I put the water in it, it needs to be heated up, once again.
You know what you have in a millennium jet and it's just like, fuck man, shit is this
not going right like you fucking slam your arm into the door you fucking step on
up Lego and then your coffee just goes everywhere and it spills all over the
bench and then the fucking filter paper they first use ripped it fucking ripped
I mean yeah it's not going great for me today so let me let's turn this day
around since they're out let's watch this video that's shadow linked
Why is my VR set up more than my range?
My quest 3 headset for wireless VR gaming, my bubble VR headstrap battery pack, that has a fan that cools my head down, my Vive Tracker so that I can use my Udicap VR controller gloves, with the Quest 3, my touchin' trackers on my gloves for spatial tracking, my Udicap VR controller gloves that lets me play VR games with my hands.
This is old to do fucking VR chat.
This is old to do VR chat, dude.
Nah, so we can do something.
It's like giving me a cat boy.
So I can be a cat boy.
That's it.
He's using old TikTok.
I feel like, isn't this headset super fucking old?
Those are the five checkers that I had from back when I did the ice gaming like a long long time ago. I'm surprised they're even compatible
My suck
My fuck suck musta 3000 was woman. Okay, okay
It's a lack and eventually use things like a sword with my controllers
My behaptics vessel wrist straps has 40 motors in this vest right here
I can feel gunshots. I can feel explosions on that crazy shit
My haptic shirt by OO suit is a tense haptic suit where I can feel my
What how?
Dude, how long can he play?
How long can he play?
What all the shit on
Did s without like you we get so contract him real time so I could feel being stabbed my extra skeleton
That is since my legs were running on this trip. No, I'm literally not doing this right now. I'm not doing this
It's really walking for me
Last but not least, my first time he's right to a trap kill that has to move in 4060 NBR.
Crazy!
Wait, why?
Wait, he's got exoskeleton legs on.
I think he just bought a bunch of shit, and he's pretending like he's using it all in one set up.
I doubt why, like, why is he gonna wear the haptic suit and the vest with the wrist straps and the gloves?
like like I it's like okay I can't like maybe one haptic vest thing and then
some gloves or the one with the motors and the wrists you know like I mean did
he the and that the exoskeleton legs he just saw it online but that was cool I
think he just likes buying random ass tech I think he's obsessed by tech I'm
I'm super jelly of the omnidirectional Gatrimel. This looks fucking cool.
Like, I- dude, totally fuck.
I'm waiting to be able to get one in the healer. Bro, waiting.
Just bottom my time, bro. Soon.
Soon. My plan for the VR2.0 set up is always I'm gonna use the new Val headset.
Wait, that's announced, right?
Is it announced or is it not announced yet?
There's a new Val headset coming out anyway and it's gonna be cracked wireless.
Wait.
No, it is announced. I watched a line of six of the video on it.
yeah
i'll get the new benefits it
one of these fucking scuffed little slippery slide
uh...
devices
and that's it
i'm not going to do anything else
i'm used to onboard my onboard earphones
i must say quinn you're looking extremely copulent today okay
do you know i was in return last night then stop me
and the art
crazy
The handy 2 pro is...
You're gonna break that shit, dude, doing that fucking swimming.
You're gonna break that shit. Oh yeah, so I'll add it to my watch later.
Um, okay. Alright.
Soon.
Cutshit- Okay, this Cutshit- actually is getting built.
I did not pre-watch it, dude. I used it to test my audio like 10 seconds ago because all my audio was set.
Believe it or not, I managed to fix all my audio settings.
I had to reset up my, I've done it so many times now,
that I had to reset up all my audio.
Having all my audio devices reset to the default names
or the custom-insulated, every single setting in OBS,
with every single monitoring device reset,
and I managed to set it up just like.
Now, I probably fucked something up, but yeah.
How long did I really cost in Hong Kong?
Dude, this guy's just, he's a grifter.
This guy's a fucking grifter, bro.
Nah
I'll come to that he like then why he did like
Two videos that literally contradicted each other
It's like how I have
All the friends or something and how I'm lonely and then he's the head one
They were like how I live alone and then he had ones were how I live with a guy
Like he's he keeps he just he's spammed videos out bro. He's kind of like what's your narrative, bro?
Are you lonely? Living by yourself or are you flat-mailed? Like what's going on there?
This ring.
It's the greatest weapon in the universe.
When and if to use it, that's the whole ball game, Junior.
Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money?
No.
Okay, why would he just spawn in the fucking thing that he wants to get and just eat it?
Why would he just spawn in the burger?
Tell me how you got it.
Alright.
You know how I got it.
I sure as hell didn't intervene for it.
Oh shit, maybe you should have.
How are like that, shouldn't you have to work for it?
I've been doing this since you were a baby.
The only way you're gonna get this ring is over my dead fucking body
Nothing he likes me
Everybody is lying to us
You're not being here till we find out what they're hiding
Dangerous part of the job you need to be fearless
How are you chosen for this it's only one question are you afraid?
I'm the artist man this whole thing seems tacky as fuck so far like this feels like
Beelis acting, Beelis story, it just seems like everything but then it's like kinda,
it's possible and I feel like it's like, oh it's Marvel, oh it's fucking Marvel, but
I don't know. It just seems like it seems kind of like it's like cops look sit that rather was cops look
Super
Shit wait, he's in there
That guy
That's a guy from my planet
was raised fearless and I'll do this better than he's ever done it before
then go and get it John Stuart
bro it sounds like they hired it's like they got a higher T version of low tear god
kill yourself now get it John Stuart
listen I'll do this better than he's ever I'm the best street fighter player there ever been
I'm number one. I'll do it better than they ever done and I'll do this better than he's ever done it
I ain't got no kids ain't handle kids. Okay
But I'm telling you he's ever done it before it sounds Bob telling you he sounds just like him CJ
Yeah, why have they got contacts on him or something is uncanny about his face
I don't see they put too much makeup on him or he got contacts in or both. I don't know tell you
It's yeah, there's something at this. I don't know but dude that guy that one guy's in they got that one guy
They got the guy from fucking firefly in there, which is like they actually ever oh, it's even in
Wait, maybe that's not maybe I thought maybe I thought it was him, but it's actually not maybe it's not
It is him it is him yo W. Oh, yeah, it is from that angle that one frame
I
Had so only reason I'd consider watching the film which I wouldn't consider watching the film though because unfortunately
I just not I've just never been a fan. I just always thought Greenland. It was lame
Is what it is
Is what it is bro, I always thought it was lame, but if I'm a Greenland hate of what can I say from way back way back
This is predates
This predates
predates
All the movies erring. I'm a green lander had it since I was like a teenager
So I thought that's lame, bro. They're like these green guys using green magic. I don't even like the color green
What the hell they and it comes from there ring that stupid that's lame. They don't even have to power themselves
It's from the ring that stupid as hell. That was what Quinn 69 was when he was a kid
Okay, but no, I remember Zach actually liked Greenland. He thought it was cool
I
It's pretty sick, Sam. That's pretty sick. I mean, that was actually a really real guy.
Damn, what the hell did I think, bro?
Come this fall, okay?
Okay, pretty cool, pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Pretty bad ass toast for one of a, nah.
That's not possible, it's no way.
There's no way.
What the fuck, bro?
Hmm, 30 billion parameters in a new open free AI model where images, video, and audio
all work.
Hmm, why?
There are a bunch of other free systems around in this area like the amazing Gemma 4.
So what does this do better than those?
two words throughput and cost efficiency. Okay, what does that mean in practice? Now hold on to
your paper's fellow scholars, because it processes almost 10 hours of video per hour.
There is nearly 10 times real time. That is insanely quick. Wow. Almost three times faster
than quen3 omni. And when processing documents, it gets up to seven times faster. To run it locally,
you'll want something like this or a beefy desktop GPU. We're talking about 25 gigs of video memory,
not something you'll run on your phone. And I got that, I got that, I got that, right?
I got that seven corners, I think. But in the cloud, I use Lambda. Okay, so how did they do that?
Where's the magic sauce? Well, it does five things really well. And one thing, not so well.
Dear fellow scalers, this is Two Minute Papers with Dr. Károly Zsolnai-Fehér. Well, one
Member layers scale linearly with context length instead of quadrack
I think chat gives a fuck about this
Look at chat licensee, they don't care about how efficient it's becoming that you can run it locally
I think chat gives a fuck, I'll be honest. I think chat likes to see cool new tech and it's just like they're just doing stuff
That's pretty cool, but locally which no one really gives a fuck about
My front teeth are rotting out my hair or something.
It's got a little bit of paint, a little bit of paint for my front teeth, that's not good
is it.
I brush my teeth two times a day though, and I don't have any sugar, so I don't understand
how good it could be happening.
New brainfuck?
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't be fat, don't be ugly, don't be poor.
I'm sure you know, it's like that plastic surgery.
You're based.
Capital.
Do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?
Saudi, I've heard that about this.
Abby was looking up stats yesterday about average hearts and average weights.
It was like average weight in New Zealand for a female with someone like 77 kgs and
Average weight for Korean was 66
Yeah, wait average, no wait, was that Samoa? Like average
average weight woman in Zed average weight weight average height
like we'll buy country
okay female so look here okay so
Oh my god, oh my god, wait what everywhere a female and East T-Ball bro, they need that fucking sort their shit out
Holy fuck they're dying there man. They're dying in Japan average weight female 55 kg by the way Japan
male 70 okay but get this get this get this okay check okay wait right and then
you've got you'll have shit like South Korea 61 kg average weight South Korea
average guys 76 it's insanely skinny by the way but wait I mean what the hell's
gone on East Timor by the way that's actually insane that's actually insane
the fact that the average weight is 50 kgs it's like they're like almost anorexic
about East Timor. Yo, that's kind of lit there though, bro. Oh, no, it's odd. It's like the
Charles Soldier kind of vibes. Yo, wait, New Zealand is good there. That's the New Zealand Army.
That's a place the New Zealanders go. Yeah, wait up. I was like, wait, I've heard of East Timor
before. That's why I remember people getting deployed there. Look, it's New Zealand Army guys
It's going to East Seymour
Let's go dude, who's that? I don't know who that is
This is the end of the time he spoke maybe I don't know
Anyway
Anyway, right South Korea. She was because Abby subsists the career right South Korea 61 KG female 1.6
Okay, so let's see. Yeah, I'm below the average weight in South Korea for man
Yo, I'm below the height I'm like 173 centimeters tall so then this one being 175 centimeters
that's 101.75 meters is yeah point one meters is 100 centimeters I'm technically below by
I'm below by 0.2, I'm below by 0.2.
Okay, I'm five foot seven seven, we'll be enough of this.
I'm five foot seven feet seven inches.
That's how it was measured.
Okay, so I actually, but I'm below the weight,
so I'll take it.
Okay, and then you go down, let's find you some lunch.
So we go down.
We continue to go down.
Holy shit.
Ireland dude females 73 kgs. I
Mean, okay, I'll have an average about 88 holy
Australia was we got it 89 pro average male 89 point six
So I think I'm flexing whenever I was 85
I'm like, yeah, I'm 85 kgs. What's up bitch. I'm big boy. I'm a big boy. I'm like, I'm getting I'm getting 86 kgs
The average dude in Australia is 80 fucking nine
So I'm way I'm not I'm right now my weight is around this spray like close to 75 36 though
But yet I'm around if I'm still a bit heavier than the average female in Australia, so I'll take that
The way for it New Zealand here we go check this out New Zealand
77 average female
We got some big bitches this go
Oh
77 average female
Average height one way takes a lot more tall than the average chick. Oh my god. Wait, I'm short of the average guy in New Zealand
That's it even possible
That's how's that even possible
What the fuck average man 89 kg so holy shit, I'm I'm a
I'm a slim guy in comparison chair. I'm a slim guy. I'm a slim guy. Let's go. Let's check out
Let's go the other way. Let's go take us females 99 kgs
Some are broke
99.2 kg average chick. This is
104 kgs average dude wait a
104 kgs
So now Samoans if you don't know
Samoans
They eat
Samoan
mowing
steroid
Fruit
Root it's a root right or whatever
Well, the thing about it is it can't be more than where we was was this
Taro, it's called Taro Taro
They smash him back Taro. It's this one. It's not it's a root. I know it's a rule. I'm not chance. I created a root
It's a root vegetable
So they basically being consuming steroids their entire life like for generations and generations, which is why they so big
This is why they so big
Yeah, that's that's that's that's the that's the tick distribution whatever history blah blah blah blah blah
Wait, why don't people eat it more now?
Nazible protein and fat
This is what I was told wait this is fake news
is it mythology wait if Tyra made you jacked everyone would just eat it like
why not any Tyra right now bro what the fuck am I doing does Tyra make you
Jack does it make you huge
Fuck what?
Bro my entire life is being a lot. I just realized like wait some I've been told someone's a huge because they eat this steroid
They this these steroids wait what it was it had to be tired. No, it is tired. That's what I'm remembering
it was Tyro, bro. Let's just call it up.
Yo, bro, when I was a kid, there was these fucking huge people
called Samoans and various Polynesian, um,
Alnida people. And I was told that it's cause they're eating
particular vegetables and, uh, you know, coconuts and shit that
have huge, like natural steroids. And I believe that. Is that
bunch of fake news and if it isn't fake news what is the food so then I can eat
it and get fucking huge too
it's mostly bullshit bro those massive Samoans and Polynesians aren't jacked
because of some magical natural steroid veggies or coconuts turning them into
walking test factories it's mostly genetics they've got thrifty gene
variants like CREBRF that make their bodies store fat and build muscle like absolute units.
Evolved from surviving brutal ocean voyages where you either packed on mass or fucking
died.
Traditional diet helped.
Taro, breadfruit, coconut, fish, high protein, high calories, perfect for big frames doing
heavy shit.
Some old school islanders swear taro is natural steroids and a rat steady showed it bumped
testosterone a bit, but that's not the same as popping trend.
Give cholesterol for hormone production sure but they're not gonna turn your skinny ass into a 300 pound rugby beast eat that shit
Anyway, taro coconut cream fresh fish breadfruit if you can find it
It'll fuel gains if you're lifting like a savage
But if you really want to get huge hit the gym slam calories sleep like a corpse and maybe pin some real gear
Nature already picked. Oh, should I do train? I've heard trim balloon is good for getting massive
I have your certified fucking maniac who wants to turn into a raging vascular horny bull with a permanent scowl
Trent Balone is the king of get fucking huge and shredded while your soul slowly leaves your body
You'll pack on dry muscle strength goes through the roof and you'll look like you were carved out of grand. Yo, I'm doing train baby
Let's go can someone hook me up. I need to stop pen and train ASAP
could you imagine me on train boys oh no oh no no no oh dude be the bad
apocalypse I built the most angry short motherfucker out there
I'm angry I'm he will get like they get like psycho on train they get like the
trend switch and they get they train rage and they start like thinking about
Killing everyone on this is crazy. It's the average dude in some more 104 KGs chat with that sink in
100 average chicken 99.2 KGs
Cook islands 103
94 yeah, Tonga Tonga 97 this did the islanders man. They fucking this a big big boys
Wait, Americans some of us a Samoa so an American Samoa
they 10 KGs fatter on the checks and
And
Even 12 kgs Fed are on the dudes. Oh wait
Yeah, well around about whatever
Here's wait in a number one dude. Holy, but where's that she in a well, that's in New Zealand is really high by the way
Look, this New Zealand
So wait America's supposed to be fatter, right other side of that and America is fatter. Damn. You guys are going pretty hard
91.5 kg
Average dude is 91.5 yo one of the chat if you are over 91 kg two of you under
not on kg
To close the lungs is we got a bunch of skinny bitches in chat, bro. What the fuck
What's the kilogram a kilogram? Okay, that's 91 K. He's a 91. I did your calculator. It's 91
times 2.2
So it's 200 pounds to you bet it average American is 200 pounds
200 pounds baby
Some thick there's some thick motherfuckers right there
I mean they didn't you understand that includes all the super healthy ultra muscular dudes, right?
So like this say like 91 kgs lean like you're actually buffing the statistics of weight
So it's everything's biased to being a higher number, right?
Now, if BMI is the true statistic, this would be, if there's a place that's like, short as fuck, and fat as fuck, then this will show up.
It's probably just gonna be American Samo, right?
That is, yeah, American Samo.
Oooooooooooh, nah, these guys are short as fuck, and fat as fuck.
Oh, no, that's nooooo!
That's the place which, like, they sold out all their resources, right?
They had that super good fertilizer shit, and then they, uh, sold it all, and then there's just a bunch of people with broken-down cars.
It's that small little island right where all the birds do poo poo?
Yeah, and it's just this nice. It's like this desolate wasteland and
Every now and there's just fat as fuck because there's only faster restaurants
And there's like one road on the island dude that they just drive up and down with like fucking a bunch of cars have
There's a lot of stuff it's not all no no, no, it was specifically yeah potent as fuck. Oh look
This is gonna be a flag tokelow
Yeah, this is like close to New Zealand
This is what this we're getting to these really small places. I mean, this is like
It's not gonna be very big so people live here, yeah
It's a tip Papa, this is the museum we got in New Zealand
I was gonna take a look at this, it took a lot of tolls
Okay, it's like this tiny ass little island thing it's like it's literally an atoll bro
It's it's all it's a map that I glared by the big stuff
The day 100% by the way Chris Wilson or Jonathan or what some of the art some of the artists in this right
100,000%
went to to papa
Saw this and this is how they came up
With the atoll map
Like, it's Togalow literally the subject of the- wait, it's actually Togalow.
I just need a little fling guy from the middle.
Legit.
It's actually a toe.
That's how they came out of the map.
Well, this is like a fucking thing that's in Tipapa, or was in Tipapa at some point.
Which is like the big museum that everyone goes to. If you come to New Zealand, you'll go to Tipapa.
Likely. If you go to Washington, right? Which you're supposed to go to Wellington.
Okay, anyway, we're 12 seconds into the video, guys. We're 12 seconds into the video.
I'll be the only pause for 43 minutes.
12 seconds in.
The world's beauty capital, where being fat isn't just frowned upon, you're openly shamed.
Top owners will clearly say to you like, oh, get this meal close for you.
In a country where appearance can feel like currency, the pressure to be thin is everywhere.
On billboards, subway floors, and storefront windows, a constant reminder to change can't
be better.
Creating a standard so intense it's driving a surgeon weight loss drugs, extreme dieting,
and potentially something much worse.
Okay, so I think I have to get the 75 kilograms?
I'm here to find out just how bad it really is.
Welcome to South Korea, everybody.
Before we get started with the day, I want to see what level of freak show the locals
are going to see me as.
So behind me there's a fat test that are in all the parks in Korea.
They really just said, let's gamify emotional damage.
So whatever I get here is going to dictate how I feel about myself today and probably
how I eat.
So according to Google Translate, this first one here it says, you're an alien.
Dot dot dot.
I mean I'd rather be called an alien than a fat ass.
So I guess if I can't fit through this I'm not considered human.
That was very close.
This next one is, you shouldn't be like this, which kind of sounds like a threat.
Oh my god, I'm striking it.
We didn't pass that with flying colors.
Level three, you have a slim heart.
That's impressive.
If you're technically a dragon, man, what the fuck?
I guess he's out of his jacket, so that way he'll be able to take it off for us.
No!
I have a slim body!
okay we're good there okay so the next one is just chubby so not as wordy as
the other ones but still just as hurtful chubby wait I don't understand this
like does that have a demand for chicks or like does that got breasts and breast
tissue and does that work
I think this is changing the breakfast plans very quickly crazy to think that
that I'm considered chubby in Korea.
Cause I like to think that I'm in pretty good shape.
So after chubby, here we have average,
which I would never be so grateful to be called mid
in my entire life.
I've just, I'd love to be average.
And then we have thin, thin, and then here says skinny,
and it looks like they removed actually one of the poles here.
Cause maybe like it was probably too extreme.
Like I don't-
People were just trying to have the fits
or when they snapped it out for sure.
I don't even think a 90 day fast and a caved in rib cage,
I could fit through that.
Because like, Finn, barely, my quad goes through that.
And the crazy thing about all of this is that this is literally in the middle of a children's park.
And they're probably going to see this as a game, and you want to beat the game.
So I just go to this, and if I can't fit through it, I'm going to do whatever it takes to be able to fit through it.
Is that a bad thing? No, I'm confused here.
Is that a bad thing?
Eventually. So I think it just causes a lot of issues.
Like, unless they're getting rid of unhealthy weights in the anoristic, of course it's bad.
But like I don't see how like I think that if people were unable to participate in society is you know
If they didn't meet certain health standards, it could be a good thing
Right, and then they would give them hella motivation to lock in and lose weight, right?
my crazy
What I mean because you already can't right think about it you try to go to like
You know you try to a bunch of jump it says maximum weight 120 kg
You should try to go skydiving maximum weight,
125, 130 kgs, try go on a bunch of rides,
can't do it via certain,
it's the thing about all the various activities
you can't do, certain cars.
Like mate, you wanna drive a toy,
you wanna try being like 200 kgs
and driving around in a Toyota Aqua.
You're just not gonna do it, right?
You can't use that.
Like there's plane seats,
plane seats, they have these hard fucking armrests
that don't move, various seats in the world.
You just can't sit in a bunch of seats.
The sun is the answer to being fat.
So I guess they don't even need this, do they?
Cause like the seat with the, you know,
the hard plastic seat with the two arms, that's enough.
If you can fit in that, then GG.
If you can't fit in that, well, then you probably fast
fucking you lose weight, right?
You know, it's pretty, you know, airplanes.
It's like, it's basically this mini game.
Korea has a zero calorie and zero sugar obsession and because of that there's tons of different spots that cater towards that
So if I want to go bad thing it sounds like a good thing fit through that tree a little later on
There's certain things that we have to do the first spot that we're checking out is the zero store
So zero calories and zero employees. This is just kind of a serve yourself kind of place. Oh shit
This is pretty what kind of chemicals is this how many I just like I found a loophole in my fitness journey
No, I can't eat Sarah calories calorie ice cream. That's sick. I'm doing like zero cow
What is it just water and like chemicals?
This price and get for you. I'm beyond
But is it just pure fiber the let us use husk? I guess you could get like the fiber that you just pass this for you
There's zero calorie peanut butter. What sounds like I'd rather have enough allergy to taste that and a bunch of high protein foods here
I'm just saying. Wow.
I've never seen a Coke Zero Tall Boy. Oh, I have to get that.
That's so sick. I wonder if they have zero calorie pizza. Just like cardboard. That has a tomato scent.
43 gram. I've had the
closest you can get to that and it's like keto pizza and let me tell you a shit-taste ass.
And that's a half-dead ass. But no one else could have done it.
This must be what heaven looks like there was so many different. I'm the honest oldest shit is all the process is fuck
It doesn't look that it does not look it's I wouldn't do this to be healthy front options of zero calories zero sugar snacks to choose from
Especially jelly which is often seen as Korean osempic providing you with something to fill your stomach with little to no calories at all
All this unsupervised protein is pretty incredible Koreans must be trustworthy
All right, that is a high-trust society right there things from the zero store
We got to start off with the zero calorie ice cream. I don't like what is this is this supposed to be like great white shark flavor?
Like it doesn't really tell me anything and I can't really understand the back of it
But it's pretty in your face about being zero calories. So you really can't forget it
What all right, so visually shark-like as in gray and ominous
It looks like meat that's been left in the freezer for like a month
So they make dried meat having them from skin and it's actually fire though
Wow, what? Not as offensive as I thought it was gonna be.
Okay, chemical arches. That's actually quite good.
There's a lot of flavor going on. I thought it was gonna be very neutral. It's very fruit punchy.
Oh. When you bite it, it doesn't taste bad. It just doesn't taste like anything, really.
This outside is very fruity. Inside is nice and red like that.
But, if I was on a diet to keep my mouth out of trouble,
very good.
We're going to be trying the infamous cutting jelly as in the malnutrition maximizer, because
there's literally, I mean, there's nothing in it, zero calories.
This is just really to fill volume in your stomach.
I can, just five max if you can do that.
Just five max.
Don't do it.
Fuck, this, I don't know.
Surely.
Hm?
Not bad.
a couple of these, like three of them for breakfast
and you're good.
Crazy to think right now as we speak,
I'm losing weight, eating ice cream and jelly.
There's no calories in it,
but I'm burning calories talking to you.
Think about that.
We got a protein muffin, 200 calories,
which practically at this point feels like a binge.
I don't know if I should do it, I kind of feel bad.
I want to stick through that tree.
Nailed it.
This is a chubby boy in Korea enjoying a muffin.
Running on just 200 calories for the day,
I headed to another spot built entirely
We're in a zero sugar cafe right now, where the owner actually invented their own sweetener called Swello.
It's not to be confused with the Pokemon, but as you can see, they have protein overnight oats, no sugar added cream pudding.
So that's what Abby makes her shit. Tastes nice as fuck, by the way.
Whatever the fuck Abby's making, there's no way that shit is healthy. It's like eating a dessert for breakfast.
Two spoons with my order, so I don't know if I'm being fat shamed right now, because to me, this looks like a meal for one guy,
But maybe she thinks that I need to share it.
The chubby boy over here.
But we got the overnight oats.
We got a drink.
I've given this place multiple opportunities
to earn my trust.
So it's sugar-free, low-calorie, and gluten-free.
So my mouth isn't exactly watering over here,
but you never know.
Let's try this overnight oats.
Oh, it's thick.
Just put it in right like that.
I love when it's thick.
If it doesn't fight back a little, I don't want to.
The fire. My blood sugar isn't spiking, but my happiness levels definitely are. So flavorful.
Swello needs to be FDA approved ASAP. How many calories?
That's a decent amount, right? That's a good level.
Now we have this coffee drink with a sugar-free foam on the top. It's a buttered pecan flavor.
After eating, I met up with Korean American...
It would be kind of hard to get super fat.
Think about this right.
If everything is like trying to minimize calories while maximizing volume, then it's
going to be harder to over eat.
And it...
Content creator Daniel Oh who uses psychology, philosophy and his cross-cultural perspectives
To help women build self-love so I'm I considered kind of like chubby in Korea not chubby
You would just be considered like a buff dude if you look at the vast majority of like idols for example
They're really skinny. I even have a friend who was an idol trainee
But he started working out and he wasn't even like bodybuilder big like he was probably around my size
And they were like you can't be an idol anymore because you're too big
So they actually dropped him from the house around because wait am I crazy?
Maybe this is the dude's perspective
This I mean is that even a dude or is that a chick is that a dude is that a chick is that a dude
Is that a chick can that guy at least looks like a dude?
That guy looks like a dude
Dude is I mean, I don't know man these I want to say three on the left. I would be question marking
That's right like I don't even know and they look weak and frail like look at their hands like he's got a skeletal looking hands, bro
Again, how is that attractive to a chick though?
Like a guy it looks like a little twink wearing like their dad. I don't know what the fuck that is
It's like a dude wearing it like a child wearing a dude suit
You know, I don't know what the fuck's going on here. He's playing dress-ups or something that's cool. Is it just a different culture? I don't know
That's just soy, bro
It's not I don't think it's a culture. It's like it. You know what if you look at somebody
The issue is this right when you look at someone and they just look frown weak
You I just instantly judge and think they just look frown weak like they would just get destroyed
in a fight
And you see a guy who looks like all that guy's well built. You like all that guy's well built
At least like these dudes are more well built you got like the two here a little maybe it's just a clothing they're wearing
It makes it look worse. It could be the clothing. I don't know
I'm this one's this is definitely a fancy clothing. I mean what what even are we wear what are these pants?
Go to career in gang them
Sure
Yo
Yo, we are planning a trip to Korea. Well, we have planning a trip again. Abby is living Korean
Even my kids being the take takes an interest in living Korean. That is what yeah, we're going to Korea at some point
It's like a trip so it's gonna definitely gonna happen
Yeah, I mean it's definitely motivated by my wife though, but yeah, I'm down. I'm down dude. I'm fucking whatever
Let's go to Korea. I'm gonna go to get good cable demon in this bro. Shit's lit
Discuss the next time come Joe sounds good. I'm down
IRL Korea sub-a-thought
mate
Dude go in a career to play League of Legends and just destroy people in League of Legends think about that
Yeah
Yo
There really wasn't even if you're too big anyway
Anyway, I don't get this guy to me this guy looks far better the bill than those that this kpop guys
Let's not get it twisted so they actually dropped him from the training program because they were like you're gonna be too big compared to
Everybody else on stage. What is the ideal male and female?
Physique I think for men he definitely might be gay though because he's wearing a ring and Nicholas and he's got earrings
No, none's there a chance. What's nothing wrong with that? Nothing wrong with a gay dude
Especially a muscular buff gay dude same anywhere in the world. You got to be tall, right?
So if you're 180 and above that's like you're considered handsome because you got that going for you
Yeah, so will definitely would be considered a handsome guy in Korea
But actually I could use this will as an example of like why you would be considered a handsome guy by Chris Vanderks
Yeah, so you also have what's considered like a small face
So in Korean society when people say you're beautiful you're handsome for men or women
One of the things they'll comment on is like why you have such a small face
Basically what it means is like if you look at the proportion of your face to the rest of your body
Like it looks smaller, right? And so that's what people mean by having a small face. It has a lot to do.
Wait dude, Hisan would be elite here. Oh
My god, I'm just thinking how this thing, Hisan would be like
The hottest dude in all of Korea. He went there
All the Koreans would be like all up. He's a very tall and he's got the smallest face
and any human being I've ever seen in my life. On God.
With proportions. And of course you have like a very defined jaw line.
So I think in that regard it's not too different from what the standard would be for men anywhere you go in the world, right?
And then for women, this is like super stringent standards.
There is like a specific angle of like your forehead to your nose and then an angle of like your nose to this part of your face right here
Why don't I get us this right? So everyone goes in and gets surgery and fucking changes their nose original and shit to make it line up
Which is it's crazy, right? It's an insane unhinged culture
But like I don't get it. Aren't you just making
And you just like creating like a uniformity standard where everyone has that the same face and then it's like this less
uniqueness never just kind of looks the same
Is this some sort of aren't you just conforming? I don't as they call it. I have like people with different looking faces
Am I crazy like I don't know. It's just otherwise just turning everyone into like the same face
Just doesn't make sense to me like they're all if someone's fucking got a cleft palate or some shit and like
Mucous is leaking out their face
I get like you do a surgery to fucking fix that shit up because if it looks disgusting and repulsive, okay plastic surgery that makes sense
Right that makes it okay, but if like whatever your eyes are like set differently or your fucking nose a bit down or something
You've got something that's unique. I feel like that's cool. Dude. The most memorable people have the weirdest fucking faces
They have like weird faces
The most forgettable people have very generic looking faces
Think I think about it has some people with some crazy the craziest faces like I mean that and it's okay
It's like a multiplier to how much I thought it's a potent stat right how much you remember someone like picture in your head right now
Steve you see me
Right or or like just imagine ice Poseidon or
William Defoe yeah, like these these faces like they're instantly you don't even it's like
You did you just fucking you think of these guys and their face
As my goals got a unique looking face. I guess kind of I did I doubt
But you could get it
You know you could they could go in and get plastic surgery make this shit look more generic and make it all fucking
And I start I just don't see it. I just see the point. It's cuz it's like well
You know unless you have some man mega deformity. Is it really worth it?
And so like those angles are all like measured according to like what's called the golden ratio or the Fibonacci sequence if you are I think over
60 I would say like four kilograms you you're considered like chubby for a 64 kilograms
Yo, what the fuck
But that I mean that doesn't that obviously that's assuming you've got like average muscle mass ratio, right?
Cause you can have like a Jack, Jack who's like 70 KG and she's just Jacked.
Yeah, for a Korean woman, regardless of height.
Yeah, regardless of the height too.
Yeah, it's tough because nowadays Korean women, like they are also conscious of like
their breast size, but because like naturally Korean women just don't have a lot of like
subcutaneous fat.
It's hard to get that naturally.
So one of the most common procedures that women will get is like breast implants, right?
And it's-
I never get that.
I never get the breast implant thing.
I never get that.
I never get that I never get that I think breast implants are pretty much unless you a gate and less
You've had to have them like cut off because you got breast cancer or something
Or you've got some turbo deformity, right? So like even I'm talking like outside of the freak cases, right?
The day enough wrong we're just smaller nanny breasts or I mean now I
I'm just like dang nothing wrong with the larger bridge larger breasts either, but like it's do what's the most noticeable is when they look unnatural to me
To me I'm speaking as an observer of breasts
Like I don't care if they small I don't care they big obviously if they're ridiculously big and netty. It's like holy shit
What the fuck but you know you like okay?
But at the same time
Small if they look at their nanny, it's fine. There's an observer. There's nothing wrong with that. They're small and that but if they're nanny
Nanny, but then it's when they look like they're like one sticking up right now
They've got like that weird kind of bulbous like engorged look, you know that whatever you want to call that look
You know I'm talking about right where it looks
Like a gesture about the pop or whatever. It's that nah
Nah, nah, that is not the look.
Now, I wish there were people who liked that look
and they wanna do that to their body and you know what?
They're not harming someone else, so fuck it.
Let them do it, I guess.
But speaking as a just, you know, a breast enjoyer,
is it just, I definitely, the more natural.
Now, if you can do an implant
that makes your breast proportions better
and it still looks fully natural
and there's no way you could possibly tell,
I get, yeah, I mean, GG, I guess.
GG, I guess, but.
Again, sometimes you can kind of tell it because it's like you have a very skinny woman, but her like breasts are large and it's kind of like, how do you get that?
That's kind of like, I would say the most toxic aspect of the beauty standard that Korea is known for.
As soon as we started...
You've got huge titties in your asses flat, well then that looks weird as fuck as well.
It's because generally speaking, you've got, you know, generally speaking, your breast size scales with your ass size.
Walking, we were flooded with more zero calorie stores on every corner.
So you gotta have to get both done.
Plastic surgery ads everywhere and impossible doesn't well it's to do with
Estrogen right so estrin like makes your body store weight on your buttocks and your thighs and your breasts
It's from what up from one out. It's it's still the eastern
Standards at every turn. These are the kinds of signs that you see. Yeah, wait. What the hell these guys not like this cable guys
We're just looking at like this guy's fucking jacks. This guy's jacked as fuck
It's the K-pop guys are looking like this, I'm going to be like yo, I'm into K-pop now.
I'm into K-pop now.
The naked gym, yo.
In front of every single gym, like talk about a transformation, like I don't think I've
ever related so hard to a before side of a transformation in my life.
Like when I see this, I don't see motivation or inspiration, I just see pressure.
So these ads on the wall, that is uncanny.
That's uncanny.
Like every single each each one of these images. It's like I'm hoping it's Photoshop
It's been photoshopped out. The words are like her lips are crazy looking her eyes are crazy looking
There's again, I don't know what the hell is happening. I mean it just looks like that's got their
Eyes and their lips and they've just stragged it up on the scale and like fucking, you know an AI filter, right?
I think it is I think they're probably AI generated. I don't even think they're real people, right surely
This, this is not possible to be attained naturally.
You can get it naturally, but there are some markers that show that it is plastic surgery.
So for example, this like angle from forehead to nose bridge is kind of what I was talking
about earlier of like that ideal angle that like women want.
And then this like pointed nose and this angle from like here to here.
Again,
Do you know what, even notice that?
Did you guys around? I'm not looking at the fucking angles of chicks noses and shit
Yo, dog
I mean, I thought wrong if someone's like I is drooped down a centimeter or something or like they're fucking
They're like so wide is on the side of the hands of some shit. It's noticeable, right?
Again, you're talking we're talking about some
extremes more often than not you actually need an implant to get that pointy nose because it's very rare to see that like just
naturally through genetics and then the husky blue eyes yeah so the lenses now
it's to the point where like a lot of women will feel self-conscious going out
lips lips there's lips like that they're clearly photoshopped or something right
am I crazy there's lips and not normal lips I know why those lips are normal
lips not wearing lenses because it's just become so you know commonplace so
would you say anime has a big impact on the the style and how people look I
I think it has a lot more to do with Korea is such a trend-driven country.
So if they see, like, oh, you know, this influencer that I follow on social media started wearing
colored lenses.
Like, I want to do that too.
Yeah.
And then, like, trends just move so fast.
So we're walking by a bunch of these markets and the clothing is so small.
It's insane.
On this tag over here, it says F, which stands for free.
So free size is basically the idea that, like, it's, like, stretchable.
So if you're a Korean person, you should be able to fit one size fits all.
I was like, I was like, oh, y'all, give me those.
Just start grabbing those free stuff.
Let's go.
But as you can see here, it's not a very friendly size for a lot of foreigners, right?
I feel like I'm at a pet store shopping for my dog.
Yeah, I was going to say, like, I feel like in the States,
I'd see this at, like, the children's place.
Yeah, I know.
Like, I think that if I went into a store and asked for my size,
they would just hand me a salad or something.
Like that is, that is great.
I don't think Abbey's fit in there.
I'm going to be honest, like, like, you know what I'm saying?
I think my quad can fit in that.
Yeah, I think that's actually.
It's got a strange, they built different.
They built different.
All right, when you get a last, that's built different, bro.
I don't, just, you just got large memory glands, bro.
It is, that's what I'm saying.
You got large memory glands, so they're just going to pop out.
They're going to pop out.
Okay, they're going to, that is what it is.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, that's like the size of one of your quads.
That's literally my-
I'd have been a schnauzer at home.
This would fit him, I think.
But we wanted to see if the men's clothes had more realistic sizes.
So I kind of want Will to try this one because it says here OF, which stands for Overfit,
and it's the idea that like it's a baggier fit, so-
That's like that guy we saw wearing that fucking jacket, which is clearly way too big for him,
which made him look like a child.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I literally cannot fit my head through it.
There is a button if you want to unbutton nothing there and see if you can pull it through.
There we go.
I mean, I can get it on.
Like if a Korean dude was wearing it, it's supposed to be very loose, but now you just
look like a private school.
Yeah, a private school.
You're just gonna stick it up here, you know.
That did not.
I mean, that's supposed to be like a bag.
Looks like it needs to go down more or something.
I don't know.
Something looks fucking weird about it.
Your fit, I believe.
But you make it look like a regular fit.
Yeah.
to fly halfway across the world for my calves to feel above average but the fact that this is
oversized I kind of feel fat. Dieting alone can't always get you the body that you want
which is why Korea is packed with beauty clinics promising to speed up the process.
Hi we just want to see- We'll go to Korea. So Korea is known for how good their
like fucking cosmetic shit is right? So like people go to Korea to get plastic surgery because
they're so cracked at plastic surgery specifically like because they were like ahead of the curve
they're basically on the bleeding edge of what you can do with plastic surgery if you don't know
and it was all to do with after the korean war uh there's a whole there's a whole lore done behind
it it's crazy watch the whole documentary on it bro this this one doctor was popping off with
plastic surgery because at least guys who had crazy wounds and shit uh would all just figured
from the war right and they were fixing them but then people started doing it cosmetically and
And then it's basically this whole industry popped off because it was less rules and regulations and
Then yeah, Korea became like the a leading
Frontier of you know just doing cosmetic service people's fucking faces. It's a fact. So this is not it's a real story
It's a real story, bro. Okay, dude
Okay, I want to know two questions. Is Korea, okay, is South Korea correct at plastic surgery?
Or are they not? Are they shit at plastic surgery? And if they are correct at plastic
surgery, why is that? I'm saying plastic surgery, by the way, not Pio, Pio, tiny scene. I'm
and plastic surgery. Plastic surgery.
South Korea is the fucking plastic surgery god ember of the planet bro. They do more
nips, tucks, and face carvings per capita than anyone else by a mile. One in three young
chicks has had work done. Gangnam's basically a conveyor belt of scalpels. They're not correct
at it, they're insanely good at it, especially facial shit like double eyelids, jaws, and
noses.
High volume means surgeons get God tier reps and doing the same thing for surgery.
Why is South Korea so good at plastic surgery?
It all kicked off with some ancient face reading voodoo called Gwon Sang from the 7th
century.
Koreans believed your mug literally mapped out your destiny, so tweaking it was like
hacking your fate.
Fast forward, Japanese colonizers in the early 1900s pushed their own superior facial features,
messing with Korean self-image.
Then the Korean war hits, and American surgeon David Millard rolls in doing reconstructive
work on war victims.
Dude popularized the double eyelid surgery, basically de-orientalizing eyes, and it took
off like wildfire.
real explosion there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is that's that's the law
right there the korean was as the korean was the surgeon he popped off and that's and that's albaclin
started up this is exactly what i said is literally exactly what i said oh my god do you know about
the korean was do you know about the americans over there do you understand what even do you
You don't even know any history bro. Jesus Christ.
Um, like get a fucking clue bro. Get a fucking clue bro.
Fat loss.
The body that you want, which is why Korea is packed with people.
Holy, it's literally one to one for baiting what I said. What are you insane?
The next promising to speed up the process.
Hi, we just wanted to see like, if you have like a menu of different um, like fat loss options.
lipolysis injection. So these are kind of like the fat melting injections that I talked about.
So they got like stuff for double chin over here, contouring for the face and it's a 99,001.
This like eruptures the fat cell inside your shit, right? Which actually destroys it properly.
But it's super sus and there's all sorts of weird side effects and it can be real bad for you.
And then yeah, it's, I don't know, it sounds good. I mean, if you could do this consistently
It was actually safe like how I did yo I got some fat on my stomach that I could get used that on
Barra like dead ass for a session. So that would be like around
Right now with the exchange rate. Maybe he's known. I mean, maybe like $70
So like specifically targeting arms thighs abdomen. It's like very popular because again, it's like that's so cheap
Actually do the work of like eating properly moving properly, right? But it's like why do all that we just melt it off
Yeah, and the proportions that are really like people want to see are literally impossible to get
Exactly, that's right because you can't target fat loss through natural means, right?
You guys want to see the ampoules, right?
This is the friolet injection, one of the most famous fat-melting injection in the world
It actually kills the fat tissue
Are there other people?
So let me check, get this, like the cells, normally you can like shrink them, right?
But you can never get rid of them
This shit really...
shit literally ruptures the fat cells and all that contents come out and they just spew
out everywhere and then you're fucking them like whatever the other the cellular what's
that noise all the mechanisms kick in your body has to come out like a clean up crew
but then all this there's lots of bad shit inflammation people get all sorts of pimples
little infections and shit from this do you hear that noise was that what was that noise
in my country right now.
So like as you rub this in like fully?
I'm pretty young asking for this stuff.
Um, yeah sometimes.
But usually it works a bit.
Would you ever have any like thinner people come in
requesting stuff like this?
Sometimes, sometimes.
But I try to
tell it to another team
more smoothly.
This is kind of aggressive way
to lead us back.
So what do you think of Korea's
body image culture?
I don't know much.
Actually I...
I like it because I get money from those kind of culture.
But I don't think today is super dangerous thing because, you know,
cultures from America or the Europe, they are really damaged in their health.
Ideal culture must be between the European star and Asian star.
What's your opinions on Korean beauty standards?
Yeah, so I'm French.
I feel it's much more standardized in Korea.
Yeah, when you moved here, did you look a lot different than you do now?
I uh, so when I moved here, I was overweight basically, there was kind of a pressure myself to to fit in.
Like in France or in Europe, you will never have a kind of negative remorse, but in Korea, they'll be like, I, uh, that's why you're, you know, your father's...
I feel like there are a lot more...
Based, bro.
But think about that.
See, he was fat, like obese, rotund, right?
And he was gonna suffer like all sorts of health complications, you know, potential metabolic diseases.
All sorts. Okay. He came to this new environment and then they convinced him to be skinny
That's done. Isn't that fucking good?
Like that he's gonna live longer and he's gonna be less sickly
He's even more healthy. I feel like that's just a good like dude and I needs to go to South Korea, bro
And I needs to go to South Korea
Well I forward here. Yeah, exactly which to me this is not that bad once I've lost weight
It's like much more direct also on the other way
You look the fattest fuck today
You look kind of rotund this day
Korea is a lot more direct with how you look because I feel like in North America if someone gained weight
You wouldn't really say it, but maybe you just like think it so here
They actually would just tell you straight to your face straight to your face
Even like when I meet up with my friends and I haven't seen them in a while if like my skin is looking worse
They'll be like, oh, yeah, you just got some looks like you got some trouble on your face
If I look a little bit bigger like first thing they'll be like, oh my god
Your face looks a little bigger than the last time I saw you look like wow wait or like vice versa
You look like you lost weight. Do you like how for people are in Korea or what do you think about that?
Nose is like like what that okay? Like what you want me to go get surgery or some shit?
That's fucking right. No, that's definitely saying like yo you put on some weight because you can just lose the weight as well
So GG, but if you come in and just like oh yeah, whatever pick a mutable trait pick pick something that you can't easily change
Without like some real invasive surgery or some awful medication which destroys you right that you know
That's just stupid. You're just you're just basically bullying. There's a total difference though between
between commenting on someone's like maybe the lost weight or game weight or you know
just saying one some you know structural thing that cannot be changed be it like
skin color nose size brow ridge whatever I don't know any of that shit well that's
just return it doesn't make sense why are you why you doing that they're just
being me could you ask her to tell her tell me like the first thing she thinks
about what she sees me and to not worry it won't get offended.
He's a big boy.
He's licking.
We were longtime friends and you saw me for the first time.
Like what would you have to say to me?
That's a golden proportion of your face.
I lot recently.
It's like one, one and zero point eight.
So maybe your like bottom is a bit long.
It is hot.
My bottom is a bit long.
It's a bit long.
His nose is thickening up in a weird way.
His forehead kind of comes out a little bit too far.
I think he's got a unique looking face though, which is cool.
Well, I think I think Will's got a cool looking face.
I think his face is like it's it's unique looking.
I don't know if he was to get it changed to make it look more normal.
That'd be a bad thing.
Make him look more generic.
That's it.
And like you could get some facial for your skin.
Is it hard to be a girl in Korea?
Well, I think so. There's many things that girls need to do to keep their heroism.
We've been walking around looking for interviews, but we were getting no luck with girls because they're all just like...
I mean, these females are really attractive to the interviewing so far, like I must admit,
like you go right, it's just like the average chicken craze, pretty impressive.
Pick up on, their hair is not done, their outfit is not done.
I think that's the thing, right, if you are just like basically healthy and not morbidly
obese, you're generally speaking you're attractive, right?
It's pretty simple, like legitimately just be healthy, like I think if you're a female
and you're healthy, you're generally speaking attractive, that's legitimately it, right?
It's that simple.
That's not even that crazy.
So most of them are rejecting us right now.
It's like they want to do it,
but they just don't feel confident enough to be on camera right now.
Actually, the person we just asked, she does have makeup on
and she still didn't want to do it because she wasn't confident.
She needs more makeup on.
She's been asking girls to do interviews
and a lot of them are just like,
oh, I have no makeup on.
Is that very common?
Oh, yeah.
If you like to use the house without makeup on,
that most of you wear a cap or like a mask to cover your face?
Ha ha ha!
That's crazy! What? Oh my god, wait is that like a reverse?
What is that?
Wait, it's like they have to wear a mask but they don't wear a mask?
And if they don't wear their fake mask?
Like you have to have a facade on, you have to wear a real mask.
What is that?
There's some sort of reverse that is kind of insane
Dude the natty I love the natty look but someone's got like a natty look but they're just like the whatever you tell me
Oh, they got no makeup on nothing. That's the best look
We know that they got a nice complexion some freckles and shit. That's the best look
When looking for like a a girlfriend organic full organic
Full organic like what kind of traits are you attracted to?
I think I like it.
And when I look at it from the inside, I focus on myself and I hope I'm happy when I'm working.
I think that's a bit of a healthy thing for people.
That's true.
What depends upon skinny, but...
That's true. I mean, it's correct associations. That's definitely correct.
where they have a really unfit, skinny person, right?
And then you could, but those are outliers, right?
Just like you can have like a fucking,
actually quite a fit like that really sporty dude
who just eats a fuck ton,
who's actually fit and super healthy
and has zero visceral fat.
And he's just got a lot of stuff to can his fat
and he just kind of looks a bit fat,
but that's, that's 100% an outlier.
On average, you're overweight,
they're super useless, unhealthy as fuck.
Super useless, die super early.
Sumeris is an outfit. They get they dig a die at insane rates
I was watching a video on a Sumeris la who was like popping off and he was so young and he's so nice
He was just the coolest together and then the end of the commentary
He was dead. He had like a heart attack and he died and is the cunt was like remember
Do you have remorse in that? I'm watching that the guy that guy just and he was just fucking dead
Rip was he a Mongolian guy or something? It's crazy crazy. Anyway, it's generally true to say
On average, people skinnier, more healthy, people of weight, less healthy.
That's not even if you're offended by that. I mean, you're just offended by reality, I guess.
How do you think Korean people look at people on the street?
Mostly that they don't care about themselves and they don't care about their family too because a lot of their family members,
Usually, as I mentioned, if you gain a bit of weight, you'll say something, so it's kind of like you didn't care about what you only said or you're not pointing out that you're under pressure.
My mom does that. My mom would, I've seen her do that to my sister constantly. Like, oh, you look, you've put on some weight, you're looking fat.
She'll say that to my sisters all the time. Yeah, I just, and apparently everything's like crazy. They don't have some sort of eating disorder.
She's, my mom does it instantly. She does it to, she does it to me as well. She does it to my dad. She just, she just cools that out straight away.
would you associate skinny with being healthy to a certain point i think it can contribute to
like better health because you know i think having more weight on you can really hurt your knees a
lot and make your joints as well as my problem my parents have so i think that kind of weight
really if they didn't have it i think they'd be feeling a lot better and it'd be like healthier
for sure so would you rather bring it or increase crazy i think i mean i think but i think some of
them green rings in some extent yeah but i think being healthy is more important and just living
I don't know what the long and happy life is in Korea.
Do you think an overweight foreigner coming to visit Korea would have a negative experience?
Sadly, I've had that night. Shopping is difficult too.
When you go shopping, the shop owners will clearly say to you,
like, oh, get this, no clothes for you.
But the reaction is very...
Imagine like a Disney American has used two plane seats to get here, kind of shit.
It's like super excited to go some k-pop shit and like was around town and you just like do do do
It would be good for her though, right?
Because I should be at least low fat stores and should be like English ice cream
But it'll be like zero calorie ice cream. She'll probably start dropping weight
Yeah, she made Godzilla walking around dude. It'd be so good
That they honestly they need to send the Disney as adults to South Korea and just see what happens
How much weight they lose over time like as an experiment get like 10 Disney adult females or dudes
Whatever like those thick motherfuckers. You know, I'm talking about they'd be my 37 guys, you know I'm saying send them over there
See how much weight that is. I
Mean that guy from France came to South Korea and he lost all that weight. I mean it seems like it happens
Are there any extremes that people do to like luck a certain way here
I mean, I think most extreme one of the most obvious ones like plastic surgery
But I know there's like especially with the women they go on like really crazy diets back like 10 years ago
This is one Kpop idol called IU, I don't know if you know her.
No.
But her whatever dies when I'm like infamous because like she always she ate for the day
with like one sweet potato like one apple like ice cream or something so should have like 200, 300 calories.
She's protein bro. She needs protein and fats.
Like I don't get that one. He will go like super low-cal. At least keep protein and fats high.
If you're gonna reduce anything, reduce your carbohydrates. This is essential fats, this is essential proteins.
This is another such thing as essential carbohydrates.
just drop your carbohydrate, you need to fast forward production, you need protein for protein synthesis to build mass and maintain muscle mass.
It is what it is. If you're going to cut calories, cut carbohydrates. It is what it is.
She lost like 10, 15 kilos in like two weeks.
And a lot of people fall about right?
Exactly, a lot of women fall about that kind of thing. So yeah, it's definitely very severe.
K-pop starvation diets don't just stay in the industry, they reshape how people everywhere
see food and body image.
When extreme restriction is framed as discipline and constant hunger starts to feel like progress
instead of a warning sign, that mindset spreads fast, with people normalizing under-eating
and fearing calories just to chase an unrealistic look, like calling 130 calories a meal or using
formulas like height minus 120 as a body weight goal.
So I spoke with a K-pop singer who had to stay anonymous to avoid backlash.
High minus 120.
For the training as female idols
are required to weigh themselves daily
off the number of years high minus 120 formula.
For instance at 165.
Wait, what?
173 minus 120.
53 kilograms.
They want me to weigh 53 kilograms.
I would be literally Skeletor I would be actually a Skeletor on that
Yeah, look on the ground, yeah.
Yeah, we're ready.
Okay, my shoes are a bit thick here, but that says he won 75 with these shoes.
I'm totally spunked with these shoes.
You're retarded.
I mean, you're retarded.
You can believe whatever you want to believe, Chad.
You can believe whatever you want to believe, but I mean, hey, it's cool.
It's cool that you guys, you, I don't know, add 10 centimeters, you're such a stupid.
50 centimeters.
So I spoke with a K-pop singer who had to stay anonymous to avoid backlash about what
that pressure actually feels like behind the scenes.
Do you think there's a lot of pressure on you to be skinny?
Yes, or my fence.
Is that good?
I don't think so, but they need, my fans need like that.
Phyria ranks very high on scaring rates.
Why do you think that would be?
Idol culture.
Yes, they need skinny shape and pretty face.
So this scaring rates being so high,
do you think are related to the K-pop culture?
Why do I have to blame?
So the girl back here.
You should have fucking grow the fuck up and like,
ah, can you just grow the fuck up
and just stop blurring suicide.
The cafe said that she needs to be skinny for her fans.
Does that make sense to you?
Oh yeah, 100%.
I would imagine that a lot of her success
is going to depend on her followers and fans
hyping her up, sharing her music,
and just continuing to engage with her content.
But if she were to gain weight,
then they're just going to lose all interest in her
because of her talent.
Oh yeah, regardless of talent, because it's just kind of like,
no matter how talented you are, it's not like I couldn't find
15 out of 10.
They didn't embrace the anti-atech where it's like, you know, that thick ass vibes.
Actually, I don't know, do they want, since we're, the issue is this right,
you want to encourage just like healthy weight, not stick at as fuck, not skinny as fuck,
you know, that nice happy in between. Like, why can't we, it's kind of like, why are we going,
why are we going to the, how about we just embrace like a culture of like, hey, just healthy weight.
People who are equally as talented as you so if you want to make it you have to be talented and you got to be beautiful
And you got to be a great dancer in anything's email is thick. What are you talking about? You're tired, bro
No, one thinks that in a does not think in your son said people think like fucking Nicki Minaj is thick
Okay, people think what is that weird freak Santa chat people like no one think you're fucking retarded people think
I
Spices thick people think like that's thick rapper like that's the industry
So we found a place for lunch called preppers
Which I'm it kind of sounds like contest prep like you're prepping for something and then the funny thing is it's his preppers
Diet food not healthy food because I feel like healthy food wouldn't be as much of a draw to go in
Like diet just sounds like more like weight loss, right? Yeah, I think he nailed it on the head
That would be like us too and yeah, I think it is for like weightlifters.
That looks nice. That looks like such a good meal, bro. What the fuck?
Yo, I'll fuck with that. Yo, what the fuck? I wish I could get that food!
Dude! Man! What the hell? I wish it was a fucking shop in town that would sell food like that.
And I see more and more popping up all over the place.
So a bunch of pasta bowls, rice bowls. Do you recommend the double bowl?
Yes. For me, only the double bowl gives me enough protein.
Combo comes with a drink. For example, a Mino drink over here. Yeah, that's one of their things that they're no for I have yet to try it
But I heard it's pretty good. So and then they got like protein milkshakes and stuff protein coffee milkshake
It's amazing. Oh, like places like this in North America like don't show up
I honestly have this is a popular like I feel like it ever I would would this not just be super popular
Why don't they have tap places like this?
Like I want places where it's just healthy whole foods with like protein chasing shit. I'm fuck with that. Oh
Oh my god, that would pop off like ends it's fat as fuck
We're like just as fat as a night because we people would want to go to a place of this
They don't think there'd be enough traction right right, so I think there's obviously a lot of traction like demand for this
Yeah, like for me when I first came to Korea, they didn't have shops like this
So I missed like Chipotle or like Kava because you can get pretty good macros for those even though they have like high sodium
But you know that it nothing else looks like this. It's not every day
You see a fountain drink station where it's only the zero sugar stuff. I feel like coke zero is water
And I respect that cheer me in this water right when a place has sprays you're you just know
It's gonna slap because this is a rarity like this is a rare
Most places that coke zero, huh? Sprite zero you don't know how lucky you got it man
Wow, I there's this everywhere here in Korea. So I just assume that is wow and also the fact that this place is
24 hours is insane. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh god. It looks so good. Good. It looks so good
They just looks like straight fire the protein with a bit of fats
I wanted to get the pasta bowl, but I feel like if I ordered that I would have got the
leader or something.
It seems like a trap.
If you get some rice in there or something.
You want to make sure you mix it all up nice.
That came live or is it just a quinoa?
So good.
Nice.
I like that it's a reflective plate.
I like that it's metal but it's nice.
You get to the bottom of the plate and you can see your skin, your reflection when you're
done.
is like a big factor in Korea's low obesity rate.
Would you say it's all lifestyle
or is there any like genetic components to that?
So I think one of the things that people don't know
is that in addition to the social pressure
that there is to stay thin and stay healthy,
East Asians have a way lower subcutaneous fat cell count
than our Western counterparts.
And this is quite common in Korea.
Well, you'll see like those skinny fat body types, right?
Well, you'll see men or women that don't look that fat,
but they have really high visceral fat levels
just because there's not a lot of subcontinuous fat that can hold it.
So, they won't look as big, but they'll still have heart issues, diabetes, pre-diabetes.
I haven't seen China, I believe, super bad.
Right, China's like popping off, their ramping's a bird.
Insulin resistance is like all across the board.
Yeah, he's got the gain set too high on this.
Usually on these little microphones here, you can actually record two tracks,
high gain, low gain, and he can use a low gain track.
I believe this is in the DJI's, that actually has that feature.
I don't know why he's not using it.
So it doesn't take that much size for a Korean person to be equally as unhealthy as, like, you know, a IPM based or, yeah, okay.
He's probably streaming it locally to a single audio recorder and just using that track instead of using downloading it, okay?
It's just, you know, it's kind of like it's easier.
You say this voice.
So I had to, yeah.
Hey, this is audio technician.
I would put it around...
600?
Okay, that's gonna be like, around 700?
We are now in Chung, though.
What's this? What's this?
It's calorie factor?
It's Jeff Nipple's calorie app, right?
Macro factor or something.
Boom. Uploading.
So it even says the rice steak, stallions, as we see.
So $775 in the plate.
Yeah, it's pretty accurate.
So I mean, it tells you all the macros and you just log us here.
I want to fuck with this actually.
I want to fuck with some of these AI ones.
I have literally no idea how many calories I'm consuming.
What I get is like, how the fuck could it tell how much olive oil is on there?
They ain't gonna tell shit, like there's like, there's, I mean, there's no way, there's no way it could be that good.
Oh, that's nuts.
Yeah.
There's also a new feature where you can-
But does it mean you're not having super-avenable foods?
I guess it could kind of just have a good knowledge base, and kind of predicts pretty well, I guess.
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We are now in Chung-no, which is known as the obesity drug Mecca of the world and literally
Every single building is a pharmacy just selling fat loss drugs. It's actually pretty insane
So there's a pharmacy right here, and then there's a pharmacy
Yeah, can we get some right ahead? What's the deal? And then literally like five more feet
There's another pharmacy right here
And then next door is another pharmacy and then across the street
There's more pharmacies over there, which is like I don't know why you need this many pharmacies
I guess the demand is super super high
So we are gonna see how easy it is for me to go to a clinic get a prescription and get some Mugobi
See this is it here here. Oh shit
Wow might be busy. Yes
Yes.
This is a foreigner friend of mine.
I want to get the name of the language in Korean.
What's the name that you use in Korean?
Korean name.
Well, weird.
I just walked in, said my name, gave my ID.
That's good.
Thank you.
Do you have a preference of Ugobi or Munjaro?
What does he recommend?
Uh, something that you would have to do.
Is that what that is? Really?
He said that you would have to get a consultation
with the doctor.
So I can see him here right now.
Right now.
Is it a long way?
I don't think he's gonna take that long.
Okay, we're in the waiting room right now for the weight loss drugs.
Everyone in here is also given the same thing.
They've got his bills coming in, asking for a new address,
G.L.P. and G.I.P.
The doctor and his goodwill, so we're going to have a prescription and we'll have 15 things.
We're just crazy here.
William!
Here we go.
Is it your first time in the week?
Yes, first time.
How about your time?
Six foot.
How about your weight?
Around two.
Oh, 90.
90?
What is your warranted loan all about to be?
That's when you're shredded.
After I gave the doctor my height, weight, and goal,
he implemented my stats into a BMI chart and called me obese.
In this presentation, I'm going to be able to have some obesity on your BMI index.
That's so stupid! Yo, at least you're like a dick-sitter or some shit.
Like, what the fuck?
At least note that you can't do that.
You can't just do, you can't...
I mean, don't worry, overall works pretty well.
but clearly when you muscular, it's you're an outlier and it doesn't work.
BMI doesn't function. It just doesn't function.
He kept adding lower weights until it put me in the normal category.
The doctor is telling me I have to lose 15 kilograms or 33 pounds without any sort of
background knowledge of my medical history or even my body composition as fat and muscle ratios
greatly impact your BMI score and these lax measures are causing serious harm. And just like that
within a matter of minutes, I got a prescription adding to Korea's major drug misuse problem.
Oh, she's asking if you want to get the injection here right now. No, I'll do it. Yeah, yeah.
All right, so this is pretty insane. We got it super easily within like 10 minutes.
and there it is what so the dog that dude and I need this change my mind and
a legit needs us they did they needed make it super easy and fast but fat as
fuck people to get this shit it's straight up bro that okay the downsides
of these drugs so much lower than the downsides of being morbidly obese
They need they need that they need to they need to they would save so much money on health care
Even if you're just purely greedy and you think it's bad like what dude the amount of money you would save just not having
They have fat people who can't work because they're so fat
You can't do anything because it's so fat who are dying in a hospital because of fat who need operations because it's so fat
We go down so much
They need it. They need to make this shit free
free. Just hand this out. If you're above, like, like legitimately, they should have
a rolling NA. If you're above 120 kilograms, you could just get triseptotide free. You
just get it free. It's sponsored. Now that's obviously, it's like you get a certain amount
per person and maybe you get injected on site or something so they can see you're not like
selling it or whatever, but just legit they can go in and get an injection for free. Just
like dead ass, dead ass. If you're over, if you're over 120 kgs, you can go into a clinic
and just get a little injection for free. Okay, I would say the same thing as people
are addicted to meth or something. They can go in and get some sort of treatment for free.
like if you, you know, whatever, have some other awful thing, you should be able to go
in if your situation is bad enough. You should be able to, you know, have some shit that
helps you fix that problem. He'll pay for it. I mean, okay, just, just strong arm those
pharmaceutical companies make a deal with some guy in China who's just printing like
some like the exact same thing. She's still, you know, whatever dude, you'll be fine.
After said I need to get to 75 kilograms, which now that I'm thinking about it, that's below my bodybuilding contest weight.
So I think I would actually die.
Dude, I don't understand. What's up with that gold you they put on to make it look so fucking weird?
Yeah, you'd be like 168 pounds. So that's how much I weigh and I'm 5'8".
Yeah, so they don't look at like your body fat percentage, they just go like, okay, height, weight, you're obese.
And then there's no other discussion about like do you work out consistently this here you go
150 bucks. Yeah, I don't think he even asked you any questions about your overall health
Yeah, there was like no diagnosis. He was just like oh you want the drug like okay here's how to use it
You know here's some side effects to expect and I think they even offered to give you your first injection like right now
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, I just got it for a prop. I'm not gonna use it
He's funny
It's clear Korea is not the easiest to shoot back to be ignored.
The relentless pressure to look a certain way, combined with the deeply ingrained culture of body shaming, is quietly taking a toll on people's lives.
Over time, it doesn't just affect how you see yourself, it consumes your thoughts entirely.
And eventually, you give in.
Shit, bro.
It was a hundred and fifty bucks. He spent a hundred and fifty dollars
That's what he that's what he out here. I'm chubby. There it is. There it is
Hey, I don't know man in South Korea look kind of net positive to me in terms of weight
Obviously they have a massive crisis when it comes to like people not breed populating, you know, they need breed any more breeders
But you know at least when it comes to weight
It sounds pretty good. I mean that's that shop they went into looked awesome
Look fucking not the one where the not the zero calorie shop. That looked trash the healthy food shop with the protein shakes. I
Would eat there every day
I'll eat there every day
Straight up
I
Sound like Quinn sounds like Quinn
What
That's game footage from a witness shows the moment of black Chevy Silverado pulls out in front of others
It sounds like we were gonna be honest. Okay, dude, we got cops. Let me get out cops open boys. We ain't got a cop. We got a cop
So I go resulting in a devastating crash the truck then speeds away nearly hitting the witness head-on as they flee the scene with multiple
9-1-1 callers reporting a motorcycle down officers rush to the scene
I think it's a I think it's a cam footage from a witness shows the moment a black Chevy Silverado pulls out in front of a motorcycle
What a
retard
Belting in a devastating crash the truck then speeds away nearly hitting the witness head-on as they flee the scene
with multiple 911.
I mean, that's such a dick.
Why would you not just stop?
I don't understand that.
Why would you just stop?
It's like they don't want to confront the situation.
They just run away.
You did.
Distributed us to deal with the problem.
Hit on.
One caller is reporting a motorcycle down.
Officers rushed to the scene.
Everybody just stand still, OK?
Just lay right there.
Don't move, OK?
We'll get your helmet off in just a second.
Who's driving, OK?
Yours?
OK.
What happened?
Black truck is hooked on the right.
Yo, hot take yet, but like if this guy's driving a car likely knowing there is injured and maybe the person actually you've been seeing him
Just saying just saying a hot like I know it's it's one of the things where I love motorcycles
But and I love riding around in bicycles. I love that, but dude you are so vulnerable
You and you can be the best motorcycle driver ever you can follow the road rules perfectly
You could do everything correct and then some retard can just fucking kill you you just be sitting there waiting
And then thanks. I'm rising back you you just be doing some things. You just got and it is what it is
You just you know, it's uh, it's they're just dangerous. They're dangerous
Turn in the here
And a kind yeah, same in the car except physics exists. Okay, so get this the more mass
Okay, your vehicle has
Okay, the more energy is required to fucking create the g-forces required to like break your neck or fucking cause serious injury
if you're driving for example if a mini crashes into you, okay
And you're you're driving a semi truck and a mini crashed into you you're gonna feel a little bump and be like what the fuck was that?
Sweet as or or a motorcycle
You know, okay, just but versus like if you are a motorcycle and a truck crashed into you
Well, Gigi that's the equivalent of a semi truck crashing into a fucking mini. It's just physics. It's just physics
Is what it is
So by tank well
You aren't just objectively safer if you have to go higher mass car
Your car has a lot of mass. You just you're just more safer now
You're also more of a danger because to get that mass moving requires more energy
That means you're gonna create more kinetic energy to whatever you hit you hit a child in a large truck
I mean there's I mean you had a child any cats not gonna be good
But you get I'm saying right now you're a bit you're a lot of Angie moving it down the road, right?
But it just means when you have a head on collision you're gonna be far better off just cuz physics
All the way down here. There's a cul-de-sac. She's in a green shirt. Hey Dean. We're gonna go got her
Drive a tank. Yes, you know one of the trash took off in a black truck green shirt blonde hair
I hope the motorcycle is okay.
Are you a nurse?
I am.
Hey boss, what's your name?
Do you tell us your name?
Jackson.
Jackson what?
I can't breathe.
We're gonna get that helmet off in just a second.
We gotta stabilize your neck first.
That's really important, okay?
So in the meantime I just need you to take a couple deep breaths for me.
Oh
Where'd you go?
How'd that guy go move Jackson Jackson? I know you're doing this I love this is you're doing really good, okay?
I'm gonna move this handle.
Jackson, stay still.
They're here and they're going to help us take the helmet off.
We can't take it off. Just step.
This is on foot.
Take some slow, deep breaths into your nose.
Can you squeeze my hand? Try not to move.
Good job.
Can you move this handle?
I'm gonna cause like a...
I've really got a nick or a back injury, right?
You can't move them around over there.
I'm on CX, I need pictures, ASAP, I'm working on a two-day.
I know, that's maybe just still okay.
Oh my god, she's running away.
What are you gonna do? Just accept it.
Accept it. Stop, please.
Chicken and bread.
Can you guys be high back?
It's not me.
Nah, you, it's chicken and bread.
Can you guys be high-
This animal, bro running away as well. What a rat. What a fucking rat.
He's behind your back.
It's not me.
It's not you or two.
Huh?
He's up.
Yeah, he's away. He's breathing.
What's your name?
Elizabeth.
My husband just ran to you for this house.
My house.
Okay.
She's trying to blame the husband right now?
Wait, she's trying to blame the husband.
Nah, what?
Why are you making me run?
Because my husband was driving the same as he knew I was having trouble.
Right.
Alright?
Right what?
I said right.
I acknowledged you.
My husband was driving!
Okay.
Jackson, can you hear me?
I need you to stay perfectly still.
Do you understand?
She's running because, wait.
What is this logic?
No sense.
So if you did nothing wrong, why are you running?
Jackson, I need you to stay still.
Alright, we're trying to cut stuff off of you and I do not want you to get cut.
Stay perfectly still.
I just got my husband and I asked why he ran.
That's all. That's all. I...
Come on.
You're the wrong person.
Okay.
Did anyone see the crash? You saw it. I need you to stay. You stay, you stay, you stay, and you stay.
My husband, my husband, I'm sorry he ran the scene, he hit somebody.
What is okay?
I said I hear you okay.
My husband ran the scene.
Stop talking, I don't care right now.
What?
Let's go.
What?
My husband.
I heard you.
She's ashy or tired.
Why don't you believe me?
Because everybody said that they saw a white female green shirt running from the vehicle.
Guess what? You're a white female.
Bring a green shirt.
I was a passenger.
Have a seat.
I was a passenger.
Have a seat.
I was a passenger.
Get your arms in.
My husband was a driver.
Okay.
It's just tiny.
No, go ahead.
Stop.
I'm not playing this game.
Jesus.
Hold up.
She whipped it down the cul-de-sac right quick.
And I'm like, okay, maybe there's just someone going down there.
And then I didn't think anything of it.
So then I saw her out here pacing and I looked and I looked at her and I said, holy s**t.
Was there anybody else with her?
She was by herself.
Okay, and that's definitely her, and I walked back up with her shirt.
Because she started to walk this way, and she was on her phone, she's too fast.
She's breaking back to me.
Can I get her in the same front me?
Yeah, I'll get my wallet.
Alright, so should I go to his house and make sure he wasn't with her?
He wasn't, but I'll get photos of the truck.
Want me to go to that house then?
Alright, man.
Nah, man, she's walking by herself.
No, you didn't hit anything.
Alright, where was he coming from?
The truck hit him.
The motorcycle hit your car?
Yeah.
Okay, so you're involved in the truck.
Yeah, yeah, we've got her.
Did you see all this too?
I didn't see her.
I didn't see her truck in there.
My partner's going to grab a statement from me and I'm going to run her back up the street.
My partner will be right back up here, okay?
Yo, American family.
You grab a statement.
Dude, look at this.
American flag
Baby, yo, these guys are popping off. He's got to pop it off. I'm living in the dream right here
Miracle baby miracle for me. I gotta run her back up. So sure
The point will be right back up with you. Okay, the flag is crazy. So here's deal. Okay
I suspect you're gonna do influence of alcohol based upon the odor your reaction and everything you're talking me
So learn your words. Okay, your eyes are dilated. It's clear sign under the influence of alcohol drugs
Okay, do you want to do any fields of variety test with us?
You do?
All right.
Go ahead and step up.
After everything's done, I'm not calling him right now.
I'm going to take these off, but if you run on me, we're going to have issues, okay?
What's up with all these marks on your arm?
Marks.
All these.
From the airbag.
We're going to step over here in front of my car.
This is his car.
He's trying to.
She was tired of what was going on, what was that interaction dude, what the, but she is wasted bro, from here bud, dude, dude, dude, dude, what, what is happening in her head?
Yeah, we're gonna step over here from the car. This is his car. He's technically involved because the truck pushed the bike into him
Long hair unit one push unit two into unit three unit three is him
Old man in the tan coat. Maybe he has a dash cam that maybe caught it
I'm day right here is a nurse that stopped to give aid
This guy was looking left to see about turning in traffic turning to go eastbound the motorcycle went right past him
He was still looking left and then pull if you just saw it come flying back
I'm gonna start getting witness statements for all of it.
Do you have anything on?
He's gonna probably stick in your head and you'll hurt me while we're doing this.
Okay, go ahead and turn around back at the window.
Let's get past down.
Make sure you got nothing on you.
Can my husband take his vehicle?
Nope, we're toning it.
All right, everyone that I told had to stay, I'm gonna be bringing you over one at a time
to give me a statement as to what you saw or didn't see.
After you do that, you can leave.
All right, go ahead and kick this foot up.
Don't kick you?
Yeah.
I'm gonna do anything for you to pick me.
Did I kick you?
Yeah, you did.
Okay, relax.
Go around somewhere around for me.
All right, we're gonna go through some tests.
All right?
Yeah, she is an A8.
She is an A8.
You gotta look at the tip and the tip only, okay?
I hope that guys, I'm a shakeless A8 woman.
Two drinks.
Two drinks?
What time did you start drinking them?
Four o'clock.
Four o'clock?
Where were you drinking at?
Several lines.
Several lines?
Okay, were they two small glasses, big glasses?
Short.
Short?
Yeah.
Okay, would you drink beer?
Yeah.
What's your drink of choice?
What type of beer?
here in a shot of like that.
What's up?
Jesus Christ.
Just one spot and a shot of what again, I'm sorry?
Shot of like that.
And I didn't say what up.
Did you give me?
I was asking what.
I said a shot of, right?
A shot of like that.
OK, that's what I was asking.
Double short.
Or a double.
And then a shot of eagle wing, or a tall eagle wing.
So two tall eagle wings and a double shot of like that.
I said, did I say two talls?
I'm clarifying.
I'm asking you.
No, yes, ain't you tall?
Roll your voice.
Let's just go through this.
Yeah, yeah.
Get up.
Go ahead and put your feet together.
Heels together, toes together, arms onto your side.
See you.
Good, good, good.
Sir, I'm going to get you first.
Actually, I can take you as well if you want to.
I've written your name and all the information up top.
So all I need you to do is write what you saw and what you did.
OK.
Print your current address and sign
where it says signature of witness.
Can you do that for me?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Follow my pen with your eyes and your eyes only.
Say Giderinas.
It'll play January May, bro.
It's the first time in a while.
I know it's Francesco.
He drives...Tasper and I balance, and I'm not...
Where's the one guy?
Can you use my stagnant?
Yeah, I get it. I'm a medical student. I know it.
Oh, my God!
Oh, this is crazy bad, man. What the fuck?
He's fucking...what the fuck?
No, exactly.
And I know I've approved that.
While you're doing this, I haven't failed this.
Okay.
I haven't failed this!
Okay, do you keep arguing?
Bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
She's a Danny Cougal, bro.
Dead ass, and she's fucking spitting out.
Go on demon mode.
You're going to tell me the test.
What you're doing this?
I haven't failed this!
Okay, do you keep arguing me?
We're going to tell me the test and you're going to go as a refusal.
Okay, you cooperate with me.
Then I've passed this, right?
No, I'm not done.
Let me go through these tests.
Otherwise I'll mark you down.
I've passed the visual test.
Speak together, arms under your side.
Don't move from this position till I try to do otherwise.
Yes sir.
Yeah, while you're shaking, right?
He's shaking.
He's shaking though.
All right, are you gonna cooperate
during this test or not?
I am gonna cooperate.
Okay, one more.
You wanna do one test.
One more and you're refusing, okay?
You were doing one test with shaking.
What the fuck?
You fucking man, no bro.
Fusing, okay.
You were doing one test with shaking.
You look like the exorcist possessed by a demon.
By a demon.
My teeth look super sensitive today in the hurling challenge.
I just had toothpaste on them, my bad.
Hey, I'm spraying out for you.
Oh, so I can't shake his fault?
Oh, thank you.
Is that what she said?
He is so cancerous, the hiccups cancerous over life.
Are we done?
Yep.
Holy shit.
One more outburst.
So that officer said that if this guy is cold, he's going to shake.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
You just have to follow my pen.
Yeah, you got it.
Your eyes.
You got it.
Bro.
That's what I did in the first check.
Yeah, I do.
Come on.
Stop yelling at me.
Oh!
Will you stop yelling at me?
Did I do that first test?
Did you just sit?
The test is not over.
Did I stop? No. The test is not over. Are you ready?
Yep.
Arms down to your side.
Whoa, relax.
You got it.
Wow, you're shaking, right? Well, you're shaking, right?
Turn around for a second, please.
No, no.
Come on, James.
He was shaking.
I will do it.
Stop.
I promise, I promise.
You are resisting at this point. Stop.
He was shaking.
You were shaking just like you're shaking right now. I can feel you.
You pussy little bitch, shaking eye, this little shaky boy, you shake a shaky job.
Shaking?
Are you nuts?
Get in my car.
Keep it in my shaking!
You gotta arrest me when you're shaking!
Is she gonna spit or no way?
Get in my car.
We're back on me again.
Get in the car.
What's the ass word?
Ass word for shaking, right?
You said three times with my-
What the fuck?
I'm gonna drugs this you on.
What drugs is she on? Legitimately what drugs is she on?
I don't even understand what she's even saying at this point.
She's saying like, she's not showing any remorse at all by the way.
Look how psycho she is. I mean for sure.
But she doesn't give a fuck. Like you're like, ah, it's the person I hit okay?
To get over your mouth. Show me again
Elizabeth, I just wanted it
Tongue up to the roof for your mouth. Okay, that's fine. You just wasted 30 more minutes of your time. I'm not
Not an influence or alcohol or drugs I smoked one maybe two hours ago
with her chewing her gun.
Oh, you spit out?
Because I was chewing the same format. Thank you.
Thank you.
No, I saw you chewing gum. Were you not chewing gum?
Why does she insist with the voice of random shit?
You got it, you dumb!
You're moving your hand! You got a hand!
Look at that hand moving from left to right!
Ah, yeah! She's got a hand too!
It's gonna end.
No, I don't.
Shut up and sit down.
Okay, you don't run the show here.
I do.
Listen to her.
If you cooperate, you'll be out here pretty quick.
But the more you waste my time, the longer you're here,
and you're gonna sit in Green County jail.
This is what you're gonna get here.
Dominate it or go over there.
There it is.
I'm not playing games.
Oh, shit.
You almost killed somebody on a motorcycle.
I get you don't care, but that kid could be dead.
You think I don't care?
Clearly by your actions, you don't.
Stop let's just walk
Okay
Are you gonna do the breath test?
So remember the whole gun thing that was just to be able to take this test
I got have your mouth empty for 30 minutes. Okay, it's been over 30 minutes now
Since you told me the Sally port that you had gum that you swallowed
All right, so when you do this you're gonna breathe as hard as you can
For as long as you can I'm gonna say keep going keep going keep going keep going when I say stop
That's when you stop breathing. All right, go ahead. Hey breath
Start breathing
Oh
Hey, it's not getting at all. Oh, there we go. I thought it
Ready twice so averages your feet. You're gonna get back, right?
You go on it's not getting at all
We're gonna do twice so averages your two
You got into it.
All right, so you've been totally clobbered with me, okay, we got to do some paperwork.
Okay, unfortunately, you are going to jail tonight.
Okay, I'm going to be cool.
I'll let you talk to your husband.
Your breath sample, you're 0.172.
Okay, the limit is 0.08.
So you are more than double the legal limit on a breath sample. Okay, but go ahead and have a seat
I'll hand you your phone to talk to your husband. Go ahead. I just spam lying. She spammed from the beginning
She's lying Larry like she lied from the beginnings thing was her husband. She ran from the scene
She didn't ran from her car. She didn't lied about how many beers you had
She didn't I mean she's just spamming just 20 wasn't it?
Yeah, that's what you can't believe anything she says
Have a seat back in that same truck. This
So you're gonna see a judge in the morning
They're only deciding if you're gonna come back and that's scary though, bro
I need to stop riding on my fucking bicycles with my kids
I I take my kids ever bike rides and I'm just like we are we have no mass
Like it's way like 30 kgs and they're on a bike that weighs like teen and
Then you could just have some Karen lady who's just smashed driving her car and just fucking goes bang
And that doesn't make any like you legit like it's just it just actually doesn't seem
like
Wolf the fun of going for a bike ride because the fact that some random person can just be drinking alcohol
And then just swerve off the road and smack any a kid
We have bike trails, but it's you know you bike to a cafe or something bro
Which you have to go on the fucking roads you got to go on the fucking roads, so there means what it is
Okay, they're not there to punish you right now.
They're there to make sure you come back to court.
Here it's gonna be through Fairborm municipal court
or you're going to Green County jail.
All right.
The victim, Jackson,
underwent emergency surgery at the hospital
and needed to have a stint placed into his ruptured aorta,
resulting in massive internal bleeding.
Incredibly, he survived.
He suffered two broken bones in his forearm,
a broken fibula, also known as the calf bone,
and he has no memory of the crash.
suspect Elizabeth was charged with felony aggravated vehicular assault operating a vehicle under
the influence which is a felony due to this being her fifth DUI within the last 10 years.
Bro, how can she drive a vehicle?
Five in 10 years? How? Dude, this is going to keep going to like, oh, I didn't kill that guy. She's
he's still good, let it keep driving, let it keep driving, and once you just keep doing it until she just fucking hits a kid on a bicycle, like what's the deal, so I'm just, it irritates me bro, every time, like in the video ends, oh yeah, this is like the 15th time we've caught the guy, and he was on bond for like 5 other things, and he actually beat up people and stabbed two guys, yeah, and then he just admitted that girl.
serious injury and resisting arrest. She is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in
a court of law. We're just tiny specs that will one day be forgotten. So it doesn't
matter what we did in the past or how we'll be remembered. The only thing that matters
is right now. This moment. This one spectacular moment we are sharing together. Right, Sarah
Lin? Sarah Lin? Sarah Lin?
think Bojack Horseman is just a dark comedy but the reason it connected with so many people
is because it understood consequence and there's a moment in season three where Bojack
this guy's the man
says it doesn't matter what we've done in the past all that matters is right now
seconds later Sarah Lynn dies that's what this footage reminded me of because this woman's on
her fifth OVI in 10 years you can actually watch her try to outrun accountability the night she
She drove basically trying to blame it on her husband.
Yeah, that's what marriage is made of.
But honestly, in the video, she started looking angry
and starts looking tired.
Like deep down, she already knows this problem
has been controlling her life for many years.
And that's the dangerous part about pretending
consequences only exists tomorrow
because eventually tomorrow shows up.
There it is, bro, true, true, bro, true.
Bojack Horseman knew, bro, facts, facts.
I don't know about Bojack.
I don't know what that is.
Is this Bojack Horseman in the kid's show?
What is that?
have no idea what that is.
Um, all right, guys, let's quickly catch up on the drama speed run and then we'll lock
in.
We'll lock it in.
Uh, someone collect their grandpa.
What is this?
Hasn't seen it said that we- Oh, Jesus!
Are you kidding me?
No!
I live here!
You get out of here! We live here at home, boo-boo!
You live here!
You!
What are you-
F***!
Dude, that's insane.
That's insane.
Okay, no one dies yet.
Spoiler.
Watch this.
This guy's crazy.
F***!
Bro, this guy's cra-
He just fired around.
Where did he-
Just above his head.
Boom.
Boom, another one just there right.
It's a loaded firearm. He's just pointing it directly at him. This is crazy, bro. This is unhinged
Why why would you yell at someone who's firing a loaded like he's got a loaded firearm and he's shooting it towards your direction
Why would you yell at it?
Why would you antagonize this guy
Like good. He's this guy's clearly not
Why would you antagonize him?
any context I don't know what the context is but it doesn't I have enough
context so I'm poison let it fire at you okay don't antagonize them de-escalate
and get the fuck out of the situation cold the police get that guy that had his
fire I'm confiscated am I cut is it a cuctake I don't think it's a cuctake
I
Spam over spam roll spam do a roll
Jesus I
Mean I'd rather be alive and a cock than be a dead giga-jad bro, you know, let's not get it twisted
I'd rather be in a lot, you know, I'm either man, bro
Like like and take a nice a guy's pointing a lot of fire. Are you bang you did congrats?
The beginning beat trying to steal the bike and then trying to steal the scooter of the guy that came to help you
Yeah.
Look at that.
Oh my god.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Oh, they're stealing like I steal.
Ha ha ha.
Look at that.
Yo.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
Yo!
Have you done with a free scooter? I mean, I don't know.
He's clearly doing something like a scooter.
You know, it's a free scooter. You gotta like scan your phone, click on an app, press a button.
There's no way he thought it was a free scooter. He's just trying to steal it.
But that guy is insane!
Dude, he's got steel mode activated, bro, where he just instantly tries to steal anything.
Next to the university, Caleb O'Killers got mugged by his judge.
Look at this giga-chan, bro.
Holy molly.
By holy molly, go on it.
Wait, hold on it.
Everglades as part of their sentence both men received
Judge over it bro, he's got judge over it right they
God damn
You finish over the chat and well, okay, I have much to pay for this. Okay. Yeah, how much did you pay fear?
But the position. Yeah, I need a price. It's like Chad judge
Wait, I don't understand. He's literally a fucking judge and he's like he looks
masculine as fuck
He's like high power position
Looks badass. I mean, really, I don't understand. This doesn't make any fucking sense
like this guy's this guy's this guy's called judge aura that you're like I
don't know what to tell you like but if you're a judge and you're this much of
a shit I mean fucking over holy I'm like just crazy buddy that's insane why
didn't you just take the picture from the from the courtroom of both of them
into the figure some some some cherry-picked data I would if you get
money like who wanted to fight this judge or clever killer I would just say
judge any day bro any day judge that judge would fucking beat the shit out of
dead ass dead ass uh massive ukrainian drone attack reportedly taking moscow uh is that
is that politics i don't know if i want to look at that guys it doesn't seem good it seems i mean
it seems like politics or something i don't really want to see that i'm more concerned about the
mogging can i have this post uh let's just see if there's any uh let's just see the uh
bread at those child is there for them will log in
um bellicose finds an introduced tourist tourist attraction interesting church attraction okay
v reddit what is this the fuck is this
what the fuck is this the am i fucking retarded or something what is v reddit
I don't know what the hell that is, but we got this
Are we serious right now?
Oh, hell no.
No!
Oh, thank god.
Well, I don't understand why it's funny.
Ah, is that like Jeffrey Estine or something?
Ah, so Jeffrey Estine is this.
He's going back.
He's gone back to because it's the place that FC was wow dude. That's crazy dude.
Every FC was there bro.
Jinxie loses focus.
It's for you to sit here and talk to me.
No, see, I want you to be, it's for you to sit here and talk to me about everything that you're doing and why.
I want you to be droning, telling me what you see.
I want you to be clearing camps on how you're doing it.
and that starts now.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna kite
for the top camp.
We are doing red buff because I always wanna do my red buff
before I do my other camps.
The reason for this coach is because when I do my red buff
for my other camps, my red buff takes longer
to regenerate, so I need to start it now
to get it back earlier so I get it back sooner.
Next thing, coach, I could smite, but I'm not going to smite
because I never use my smite on my first camp,
only use my second camp, coach.
Third thing, I want to clear from top to bottom.
Why, coach?
Also, I want to upgrade my W, because my W
is my most important thing.
It sounds like I'm gonna max.
Gonna go Q, W, E, W, W, W, Q, Q, Q, and then E, E, E, F, F, F, F, F, F.
Coach, I always want to clear the top of the bottom.
Let's kill and slide!
Sorry, coach, I was explaining shit and I got lost.
Okay, alright, I think we'll close it up.
Um, two-doll angry chase GM plays close just from a bid.
Oh, shit, what?
Well, Lureza and Gavahir playing their game in their hotel room.
Let's take a look.
There's an arbiter present, full-time.
I see, as well as our photographer.
That's such a...
That looks awkward as fuck, but his angle looks fucked up, so fair enough.
I meant my back would be so bad doing that
Big gaming
I'll erase the looking very chill
Recovering again. It was an ankle injury that forced his foot. This moment of his game yesterday
against Fabiano which will be played tomorrow on everybody with the pillows
but they couldn't just get one of them wheelchairs without the leg thing that
sticks your leg out am I crazy they had these wheelchairs which have like a leg
thing
corner he probably can't walk for a while yeah there's a wheelchairs with leg
chat there's wheelchairs they go like this there's a wheelchair right see in it
You're in the chair, so there you are
Okay, and then that has like an additional thing that goes out
With a little strap that goes up top and then bang
Your leg goes through there, and then you have your other leg it goes down
I've seen them. I've seen them. They exist a little bruised they exist
Anyway guys, we're fucking down here. That's enough reaction today. I think
It's just well, you know, you're gonna keep it raised up above your heart, right?
That's the whole point.
You need to keep, so you just let this leg thing, which just puts your leg up.
And that's right, okay, guys.
Yo.
So obviously, I did do a bug in Subnautica.
I was a bug it was a bug
it was a bug
oh oh dear god it can fly
I
Yeah, that's stupid as hell stupid as hell it's bugged
It's bugged as hell you just got it on so just we're into my run and then yet like this
Command Spongebob quit pants like this better be safe, bro. It's better be safe link. I
Mean not quite like that, but yeah
But it was a bug
Nope.
Um, alright.
Alright.
No, I did ask.
Okay.
Alright.
No.
Anyone else find weird that adults are assistant Disney?
This is a single group of fat women who go around to different Disneyland's to check
out if they found who wouldn't go on the rides.
This isn't like, I mean, don't go wrong, this definitely is an archetype of human being.
It's definitely there's something about it that's like
it's like he didn't as a
manifest, right?
Like there's there's consuming and saying I was a calories
that going to this weird theme park where everything's fake.
And it's the whole thing is it's fucking weird.
Right.
It's like something about it.
It reminds you.
It just makes you feel ill or sick.
Like the world's fucked.
What is just disappear with it?
This it's like wall E.
Right.
They're in this fake la la land with fake castles
You know, it really is wall E
vibes and yeah, obviously it's kind of rage bait but
Because I don't think this is
They exist, but I don't know it's the average person the average person thinks this person these people are retarded, right?
But the average person watches and thinks what the fuck's wrong with these people
What like they don't that I think oh that's cool. I want to do that
It's it's ultraniche it's ultraniche
When he evade it wise did this is fucking way it
I don't know
It was presented
No guys guys guys guys guys guys
Let's have a look at them part of Excel to stuff little part of Excel to comm
Poor slash home
It's 11 days it's 11 days till the launches
11 days. And I want to properly prepare for period two launch. Right? But at the same time,
also have a hard mode run started and Terraria but then I don't know I don't
have them locked in enough for that yet and then it's like you know I'm gonna
come moon lord and that's gonna take a while and it's fresh in a hard mode it's
a nice starting point isn't it it's a nice starting point and then the start of
hard mode is literally fishing and Chad's gonna hate that they're gonna just be
pissed off and it's gonna just ruin the vibes I think I think it's gonna run the
vibes. I haven't had time to log in and fish on she found me yet. I'm logged in enough.
How the world's fastest player, you just imagine 338.
Whoa, act one end game. The exact route. Well, it's kind of, it's kind of irrelevant the exact
route because all that shit is changing right it's they literally explicitly said don't practice routes
what you want to do is de-rust right you want to de-rust wait paywall guy what do you mean paywall
guy you want to just log in the pewee too i was thinking about wait let me just check that notepad
that's my pewee one right yeah okay good just want to check that yeah gotta check the notepad
I'm going to check the notepad just in case.
No, I actually am, you know, there's some NDA stuff that I can't leak.
Minimum seven days prepped.
Eleven days.
Eleven minus seven.
Four days extra.
I mean, it's literally four extra days, right?
I want a minimum one week prep.
It's been real the day before and the day like the two days before or something. I can't I can't really pray much at all
so
Do you not think big big p2 drama
Whoa
Okay, all right, let's go
I think I think prepping is good
Pio a to
News
Drama dude drama
Peely drama
I
Prip
Tenten by the way
What's the drama guys shut the fuck you think you don't like drama you should have you should
tell me that you don't like drama bro what is this if you lock your bill file behind any
type of financially getting you ask really hope we don't see this kind of behavior but
the system has a lot of potential to improve accessibility.
a character but isn't that like what two dog does
okay you are scum wait you ask him let's think you're locking it behind a paywall
Let me think yet looking at behind a payable I
Think it depends right if you say dude, I have the best build ever
If this build is so good you will get the most currency out of anyone that exists in the video game
It will make you into the number one player to the second you get this guide this guide
It will turn you into a literal God
It's basically like you know the scam archetype right where they have like a self-help
Group that you've got to join and you to join the club
You've got to give them money and that's like the scam right if it means if it's like scam
If it's a scam, yeah, then it's a scam, and you're scamming people, but wait, monetizing
your videos that have a build guide, it's kind of similar, right?
If you can trick, that's the difference, right?
If you just make a badass, if you make good content about a good build and then you monetize
it, it's not necessary.
It's just paywalling.
Hard paywalling.
There's like this weird.
Why is it that when you hard-pay will something, there is something scummy about it?
And the reason why is because I think of scams, because people are more likely to lie about
how good their bill gut is, and more likely to exaggerate how good it is on the advertising
front and then trick people into buying something.
But if it's not a scam, technically it's...
Let me think it how could it be unethical?
It's acting like you have some secret knowledge about the game that other people don't.
Which do they?
Like they don't bro.
They don't.
Please move on.
Please shut the fuck up.
Actually I'm gonna ban you.
It's fine if some loser wants to pay for a build guide then let them.
Hmm
Well if Andrew takes tells that course that's supposedly gonna get you rich once you become a member
Like is it guy a retard who buys the course
Probably what what if they just don't know any better, and I think that's what you should do I
Feel like it could just be someone who just gets into that what if that's the first thing they're exposed to they type in pewee builds
On YouTube and then it get they get to some video showcasing a build and it's like locked behind a money
Gate and money and then they basically there's always other guys. They could just look at that are free. I
Feel like they're getting pseudo scammed, right?
But they are kind of retarded at the same time that literally have us a fuck works, I don't know about that how that works. Well, yeah
But then people are making a YouTube video and monetizing it. The issue is there's no
barrier to entry, right?
Do you have similar tech in gambling streams? No, not at all. Wait, what? What are you talking
about? What? What? What? What has this related to all the gambling? No? It's nothing to do
game with James. I don't understand how this there's no link whatsoever.
It's called natural selection. Okay, let's scroll down. Let's scroll down. Cool and creative scum
for charging money for their own tested builds as well. The in-game import is called when no one
Oh, yeah, I want his audio work for free
I think I feel like fastest fuck and stuff university condemned for a while now. I don't know why it bothered you so much
Hmm, do you know what it kind of looks do you know what it do you want to say to me, dude?
It's open source versus closed source
Right, that's the argument
The open source stuff, people iterate, build on the shoulders on, you can like, you can
look at this build, look at what that guy did, get that tech, combine it, build on the
shoulders of other builds.
And that's, dude, I think that's what makes it kind of scummy, right?
Think about it.
The builds that the guy's going to be charging from, charging for, and gating behind a paint
wall, are probably built on the shoulders of a bunch of open source builds.
Right, it's basically they just got other builds and stolen parts of those and stolen
this and they want to say stolen, like, got inspired by, right, by stuff that's out there
available free.
They're not paying a bunch of people money.
They're just looking on Peony Ninja, they're looking at whatever, they're looking at all
the stuff and they're combining it and they're making a build and they're testing and game
themselves, I'm sure, and then they're making their build and then they're trying to transfer
it and that's what's coming about it actually.
So that's kind of what I'm trying to think of.
That's why it's scummy.
It's because the other guys didn't.
If every single person had paid guides and every single person was paywalling, I guess
it would be probably balanced and fair.
But the reality is like the majority of stuff is open source and out there for everyone
to see.
If you pay for someone's build guide, then you're a worse than only fan simp.
Scum and it seems you're a trick of the day considering you have members channel who pay you money for your bills, huh?
Mmm
The fact you told that about Bill Christ and tells me everything you need and he's no you forget that it was privileged to earn money
while playing video games
You want everything with a greenery but for you and now you want to chat to the audience
that's what scum is.
I am entitled to everything that you do because you live scream it's a privilege.
I own you.
No this guy is delusional.
Okay I'm sorry that guy is delusional.
It's definitely scummy because it's definitely scummy but not because of that.
It's gummy because 100% they're in an open source environment learning from all the stuff
that's free and then they paywalling the fuck out of their stuff, which is built on the
shoulders of stuff that was open source and free.
And it's like, it's like, you know, it's like when, you know, it's like, it's like when
stream, uh, was it stream elements?
No, it was stream labs, forked OBS, which is an open source project.
And then they started paywalling.
And then they started talking, and then they started, they literally tried to copy right
OBS and shit and like sue them for some shit.
I can't remember how it went down specifically, but they basically stole some shit from Vry,
forked it, added dog shit features in that were pay to win, and then started using litigious
dog shit to fuck with the open source stuff that literally made
them. Okay, which is insane. And that's what it is, right? That's what it is. It's the
same vibes, right? You're basically forking something that's open source and then pay
all of it, which is cringe. That's bad matter. I'm all for it, though. If you want to fucking
post it on a platform where there's advertisers and you make money for ads and you post it
on YouTube and you put ads in your video, that makes sense. You know, people are going
watch that content well then yeah fair enough you can get paid for it but just
thought I mean paywalling it dude kind of yikes no doubt
hmm you'll work gg ohms the game you'll work that mess I don't like this you can
it bro you are allowed to come up with something in a video game and it can be
really good and then you can keep it a secret you don't you don't have to share
with everyone. You don't have to share, dude. If you come up with a fucking badass build,
you're allowed to private your profile and play that shit. You know, people aren't entitled
to see what you're doing in your game. I don't know, man. I'm sending these guys arguments
to Delusional. The creators like FubGun, who keeps stealing Chinese and Korean builds.
Let me guess you're a default tourist and brain dead could be interaction bait. I
Hope your channel died to be honest can't it appear a Jesus Christ
Well the reality is this right you will never reach a large
scale right if you're going to
paywall it because your barrier entry is higher whereas someone who's doing a more open source
approach and like you know there's no barrier entry like ZzRan and he's gonna his build
gonna be more successful because of the fact that anyone can just click on that ZzRan guide
and watch it.
Because I'm gonna give me context on why we're talking about paywalling build guides.
A few creators have been paywalling bill guides for a long time and the thing is like when something is paywalled a lot of people will assume that it's higher quality because why else would it be paywalled?
It's lower quality. All the best stuff is free in Path of Exile. We have a really solid community.
There's a few more creators that have talked about paywalling as well and then Jang Rohan calls out people a lot and Jang made a tweet about it that I like.
I like if you lock your build behind any type of financial gating your scum
I do agree that nobody's owed your time for free
The problem is that it's sort of shitty because like that paid content is always worse than the free content because none of the good
Creators are paywalling their content. So it's you're
Charging people for subpar content. He thinks his lens is that it's basically a scam
That's that's the thing he's doing it for he's saying it works. It's it's like a pseudo scam, right?
But that it that's like, you know, but that people don't realize that they're getting scammed
People will favor a thing and they think it's good and they're enjoying it and having a good time. I mean fuck
Dude, what I mean, it's the best stuff from the best creators is free. So it's kind of weird that the inferior creators
Yo, this is my look as an elitist, the elitism is just exuding from his skin right now, what
the fuck, yo, the inferior creators, holy shit, ZZ ran, relax.
Yeah, I think as, imagine what it'd been, I think as he streams his gameplay so you
He can't pay all it right because people could just copy this build in real time as he's doing it
But what have been?
Every time you open up a skill screen he had like an OBS macro that like literally hit a screen
It's you couldn't see him open up a skill tree ever and then he hit all his profile
And then he just never looked at his gun. It'd be a really big undercaying. Let's just say what have been?
Pay all his bills somehow like he just didn't stream this game anymore and started doing that and then he was winning stuff
You want it?
Let's see what you did. Interesting. Interesting.
That's what like throws people. Somebody asked me how can you spot if it's a good build or
not and I think most people will agree with this. If the creator streams on Twitch and
does YouTube videos, every single one, even the ones that are on the bad side, every single
you're not gonna have a bad experience, right?
Like at most, you're gonna have something
that's like 20%, 30% inefficient.
You're not going to have something
that's straight up ruining your experience.
Well, on the scam guides, aren't they?
I remember seeing some shit where people,
they were like showcasing builds,
and the builds that were showcasing
had like 1,000 life.
And then we just, in the footage,
like the characters one-turning everything,
but they've got zero life and, you know,
they've just gone through and done a bunch of maps,
where they just happened to get the command where they didn't die and it looks insane but actually well
They just created a lopsided character that's complete dog shit, and you're not gonna have that you know
It's it's basically you're advertising something. That's not real
You're cherry picking and then you're showing this and be like yo look at this
How good this guild is and then bang you're actually and then you're selling it
That is definitionally a scam isn't it that just that is literally a scam. You're the fast as fuck guys. That's just a scam
You're getting scammed, because they're selling you a something that doesn't exist.
And then you're buying it and then you're getting something like shit.
I mean, there definitely will be people that have an unoptimized build guide,
but you're not going to have something from...
There's not a single person that does Twitch and YouTube
that is going to do like arc linked to faster attacks.
I
Was cute dog do his boob guides by the way cuz I remember saying some shit like I remember like trying to look at his character
I couldn't see it and
Then I remember I remember someone like I remember trying to look at his character and I couldn't see it
And I was like the fuck what kind I see well, I want to see like what it would look what Garrett you got
That's you can't
You know you don't even click on the thing, you just try and do it.
Like when I go into a Pee-Wee guy playing Pee-Wee, I like to click that little cross,
and then I want to see what his gear is.
Just for a moment, well, interesting.
Togative try. Togative try take.
Here's the simplest take a payback about the xR2 builds. Can you do it? Sure.
Should you do it? No. Losterize you in the eyes of the community immediately and make it extremely difficult to
Never build up your content no matter how good it is.
The Peewee and now the Peewee and now the PeeweeTee community has a history of being community driven.
All of these tools are free. Some of the open source look at the filter blade part of the building.
Do you know how I was thinking though? I certainly because I was actually just thinking about
about what if someone made a tool like FilterBlade, right?
That just uses the item filter information,
except it's some local thing that runs in E-Beater
and it's dynamic and you can code in more rules.
And it's just like a guy just spends like five times
a minute of time as NeverSync coding it.
And it's just objectively better.
And he's not like building on the shoulders
or something else.
He's just like sit down and he's spent like hundreds
of hours building a tool.
And this tool is just a beta filter.
And then he sells it for like five bucks.
You know?
He sells it for five bucks.
Is that okay?
And but then it's subjectively beta.
Like you have like a beta experience.
What is this?
Why are you laughing? I don't know what you're doing in Lambo.
I mean, I don't know. It's kind of interesting. That to me is less scammy because A, it's not
a scam, right? It works. It does what it says it does. B, you know, the guy put in a bunch
of time and it's not like he just stole a bunch of ideas and then fucking pay with it.
hmm it's interesting but then I do know what happened some would just make an
open source version that's better I think I think if someone did that I'm
pretty sure the community would just band together and be like that's a really
good idea fuck this shit let's just just make an open source version of that and
then and then there'd be like five guys working on it and we just get better and
then GD that's all that would happen
should we just buy bills and disclose it on stream what the fuck I think buying
Bill just well okay I think following Bill Guides in general was cringe I'm
like the anti-Bill Guy guy don't even like if you're tired if you're falling
about guy if you're buying a bill guy you're doubly retarded right you're
doubly retarded it's it's like it's like it's it's insane but we're not talking
about that we're talking about the ethics of paywalling your bill guy and I think
Generally speaking because most the information that you it's open source to close source that she had this kind of cringe
Just monetize it in a way that does not have a barrier to entry and it's far more ethical
GG
What I was a couple of Gg fly me out to New Zealand for 256 million years yo guys, but they did not
get tickets for my wife and
And, um, yeah, no, no tickets for the wife, two times in a row, by the way, they forgot tickets, check the first comment.
Why are we lambing?
I don't understand what lambing.
Well, wouldn't you?
They don't even close in the middle of the day.
I don't, I don't understand what the, why are you guys lambing at this?
What's wrong with, but I don't understand.
Why are you lammoing at this?
Like that talking to a try guy seems chill, like yeah he's a super positive guy or whatever
but like you know he seems chill, what's wrong with that?
You want me to get you?
Every sales stream is builds and make 100k per league.
Peewee doesn't injure it's free.
Most of the time it takes Peewee history.
Wow, this is a very, people download this at all.
Shut the fuck up!
Literally anyone can just check the build creator's profile on Leastat and see all their info.
There is no reason to charge for this.
Umm...
You can hide it, right? You can private it, yeah?
Isn't that just wrong?
I pray that if this happens someone just buys it once and posts it everywhere for everyone and the creator gets BLASTED!
Bro, how are you just fucking don't use the build guide and don't fucking pull the build guide and just...
Like what what are we doing? What are those chairs needs to relax?
Good to know not to watch or support you fuck out of here with pay guys cringe hey, that's data-mined
That's from he's from my chat
Clown emojis clown guy dipshit yo guys fuck a dude
This guy get keep leveling building lamo actually will lose it
Saddy lots of road just I don't get is this
He only is not complicated
like you can
Reverse engineer build so fast
Like okay, someone's doing something right you've got a video content of it
You could see their life ball you could see how monsters are dying
You can see elements you can see what weapon type they're using you can see you can reverse engineer that shit like oh
They can only do this by this you could you could fucking figure it out really quickly what they're doing
Like p1 bro. Oh my god
Like that I'm gonna I'm gonna straight away. I'm gonna you can show me any gameplay
I'm just gonna be like okay. I see what he's doing like I can get you something pretty damn close
I get you saying pretty you play a scout. Well, they just play the game or pussy
play the game or pussy have you considered doing that
go somewhere if you want to be a shitty scumbag mate pewee community is not the
place for you this guy gay kept a living in build lame oh okay where are we
lol the morning woman pay for a build retired this is not reconstructed with it
Quickest unsub my life.
Brother you should get a dog appointment because this is 100% undiagnosed retirement.
Retirement dude.
He's been sharing bills since the day the big one.
No we have to do a big spot.
Do you know what this guy, this guy the retirement guy has a point.
It's the capitalist pigs, isn't it?
They're trying to come to try to commodify builds there's something about it something about that that's kind of irking you the wrong way
Right, it's turning it. Do you know what? It's kind of the same that people who like
turn like into a build guy creating factory and
you know
You're releasing like fucking 15 videos or some shit. I was like, bro. What are we doing here?
Are you just inspired, or are we, you know, just trying to monetize out the wazoo?
Retirement, baby, and Diagnose Retirement, bro.
Look up the animated DC John Stuart, that's why his eyes look like that.
Hmm.
X.
Lillgup, you were told that Samoans got big from veggies as a child so that you would
eat your veggies and you believed that until you're 40 seconds.
I'm not 40 bro, I'm 35 years young.
35 years young.
Crumb clap.
Okay.
35 years young.
Check the BMI of the island, Po-Potiti.
As we engage with-
Where's my cock?
of the island, Po-Potiti.
As we engage with you, you're a fucking moron.
Yo.
25 months looking at a fat bozo.
Chabro.
Greatest nation.
Get an OLED monitor, bub.
like. I'll give it a like. Did someone say clown 69? Is someone who's scummy? Scum.
Because building on top the shoulders of open source shit and then creating your own divergent
piece and then putting it behind a paywall it's scummy but are you scum
it's definitely scummy behavior definitely scummy behavior it's a bit
weird guy
Cherquinn
fat
what is this guy linking
who do you think would die first if they are stranded without food on an island or a visit
fat is rice, don't listen to this guy
your fat is your health
100 years ago if you are fat it means you are rich and powerful
If skinny then you are peasant.
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Okay, and like that all like changing something when something it's there's definitely a vibe shift
For example when YouTube was the norm was making money from it, right?
And people who just posted their purely based on passion that was fucking cool
That was definitely a vibe
But it's like we now there's so many streamers and there's tons of people and there's all this everything's monetized and
you know
People start off as a like passion that turns into a job
And this is kind of blurry zone and then these these guys who ultra try harder
They're like let's make our own platform make our own website and then we'll make everyone post guys in there and we'll sponsor
People to post guides on that website and then we'll fucking pay these guys to make bill guys and then these guys will pump out bill guides
And then everyone will go there and we'll get out revenue and then we'll give them a share and it's just a business model, right?
And it's like are they bad for that? No, it's just capitalism, baby
And then it's synergetic because they can play video games and they enjoy doing it and they make money from it
But then you know, there's definitely a part of the soul
The essence that gets taken away right whenever you change from like doing it passion pure base pure best of passion to
You trying to make money and do you know what funny cuz this
Resonates with me because there was a point when I was playing Diablo 3 and I'd make my own build guides
Because it's just like people would spam ask me like what am I doing?
What do you like? What's the build? What's the thing and I and I'd make these passionate videos and
Then anyway, I'd go to a sponsorship with the other fans and they wanted me to make my own section
like a Diablo build guide section like official Quince 69 builds and I got all
the like the potent guys so I knew were like top-ranked guys to make guides
under my thing kind of like what's easier ain't does now this is a way back
years ago but we had to pump them all out I kind of just hit the boy stand for
approval saying yeah that's a good build and it was no passion there and it
was and it was 100% they were just it was to monetize this Diablo fans website
And it was because I was sponsored with them because they were owned by curse and it was fucking and the buyers were
definitely weird and
I could tell you it. I didn't like it. I
Did it one I did for one season. I said, you know what guys? I like this
It's better when the bill creators organically make their own stuff doing this whole like one six nine like sanction
Bill God, it's just not it
It's not it and what I'm saying is
people go so far in on the like money making monetization money money money
and it and it erodes from the inside out the heart and the soul of the community
and it turns it into this weird fucking money game and I don't like it which is
why it's scummy it's why it's scummy people like if you if your turbo
monetizing it becomes scummy. It's not the guys who monetize anything. So people are constantly
going on about money and how much money they make and how it's so annoying. No one likes it.
Like, you know, they do the business, the little business frog emoji,
and everything's about like a sponsor and ad or whatever the fuck. Like, dude, the DSP guy who's
just constantly talking about money. It's the reason it's just scummy, bro, because it's like,
Like clearly you're not passionate about the thing, you're just trying to make money.
Which is why people are attracted more to people who are just genuinely interested in
the game, who just happen to make build guides and you just follow it.
It's just better.
It's organic.
That's what it is.
Versus manufactured down a fucking production line to make money.
100%
does anyone disagree millionaire take you are right you can be the thing is there's
two ways you can be like just a passion Andy that's either a you just like some poor country
who just does it as a hobby and then just as pure passion or be someone who's like
able to full send and they're actually just super comfortable and now they can just do it as a pure passion project
And then there's a middle ground of like well, you know, they need to make money
You know, there's that certainly middle ground where there's like yeah, there's a bit of a privileged take you are right
Rich people like young and just all this nothing many as weird case easy rain makes money like crazy by the way
Jungle bro gang though
It's that guy like richest buckle what I don't understand what's going on that guy
He's just like yo
I'm just gonna not stream for ages and then I'm just gonna rock up there and just do whatever like that guy must be like
I don't have his appearance like being is something the what?
They don't know what I know what that was going on jungle bro gang
People with bigger platforms make plenty of money off the builds they make.
Smaller guys maybe feel they have to charge, but there's really nothing proprietary about
builds so charging is lame.
Using my resub message to hype up the streamer, it is truly amazing to see someone rise above
the haters, showing everyone that they can break the meta, make bespoke builds and kill
every uber with ease. Not only did they do that, it was super ethical, entertaining,
and thrilling. If I can be so bold, you also have a great head of hair and are super fit.
Keep doing what you do, King. You are the best of us, Darth Microtransaction.
I think Alcoiser X should charge for his builds.
But then again, you would probably go broke because of it.
Maybe a friendly discount?
They should attach keyloggers to the .build files so when someone is slimy enough to charge for any sort of build,
Triple G can just docks the person via their socials.
I see this as a viable solution.
Here builds are so shit, this should be paywalled so nobody actually tries them.
High-horsing on build, guide and ease while having thousands of back-seaters explaining every game to you must be pretty comfortable.
My streamer's strong.
This is the biggest cover of my life.
Dude, how many of you- okay.
If I blindly listened to what chat said, I would have the most dog shit or tired trash fucking built.
Okay, the complete overwhelming majority of what chat says is retarded.
The only reason I'm able to filter out an actual good piece of advice is because of the knowledge I have of the games.
I can't the reason I able to detect if someone actually has a really like wait. I take you a really good idea
It's because I understand what's going on
Which are wrong chat is kind of like a redundancy of if I forget to do a thing
Chat will remind me like hey you haven't linked this one thing although
I would be playing for like four days with some obvious mistake and no one's noticed it and then one guy's like
Why aren't you doing this and I'm like wait what the fuck are they doing this?
What the fuck do you tell me Brutus?
And it's the thing right you just had coping you had got you cannot you can anyone who says you
You can just follow what chat says
Chat has the worst fucking ideas ever
Consistently
If you the majority of chat is wrong all the time when it comes to about Excel builds and part of Excel advice
They are it's it is what it is and it did what is it Danny Coogler's
People at the least knowledge of the game think they know the most and they get the worst advice
facts
I'm just happy to be here excited for the new patch log in
Today is my 30th year on this planet am I worthy of a welcome to the circus
I would pay you to not release build guides
When I do not understand why you feel the need to shit on people who use build guides
Some of us are not as good at the game as you are even by watching your stream. I learn about the game
How I'm not sitting on you. I'm saying
It's a bad idea and you're ruining your own experience. I'm not saying
You're a retard. I'm saying you think you wanted to a bill guy, but you actually don't
What I'm saying is it's like
People think that they want to skip campaign button, but they actually don't
really it's way cooler it's like they think they want to own the game and
like play the most overpowered thing and trivialize everything but you actually
don't you want to lose you want to struggle you want to have problems that
you solve if you have no problems to solve and everything's easy it's boring
It's boring!
Okay?
So does it matter that your bill's not the most ear-powered, better shit plausible?
You are having fun.
by overcoming obstacles and problems and solving things and coming up with new ideas etc etc etc
when I do not understand why you feel the need to shit on people who use build guides
some of us are not as good at the game it doesn't matter because the people buying and selling the
builds are all retards let the retards do their thing and ignore the giga cringe
Do we know how the build guides are made?
Can you export them directly out of the game as a .build file?
Is so it seems like it would be pretty tough to monetize them anyway and again only regards
would buy them.
It'd be super easy to make that.
It'd be super easy.
Speaking of business frog emoji.
Can I refund the last 70 month?
It's gonna be like-
I just realized you're a bozo.
The belt guy thing is gonna be like you just make it you just make it a POB and you just press export to bill file
It'll be a simple as expert export to bill file. It'll be that it'll be that simple
So it really isn't gonna be hard
Just don't fill the blue guy buddy. Yeah, I mean yet. True true true true true
true
If you pay for Build Guides you are a loser cuck and on the same tier as people that pay for only fans subscriptions.
In fact, if you follow a Build Guide at all you are bad at the game and should be perma-banned by Triple G.
Quinn, you should think about pioneering this paywall meta in a whole new way.
How about you have to pay every time some poor sap picks a build and has to suffer through the bottom left of the tree?
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I've got a unpin P1 to bro
We're gonna pin P2 baby pin to the task guys listen, I'm not copying chat or neither get help from twitch chat, okay?
Now guys what do I do with the potion? Also what is a gem? Also where's the link for Al-Kaizah?
X is for X-Zabit and what is the best unique for me? Check.
If anything, eh guys.
Never take any responsibility. Always deny everything. Obfuscate facts. Gaslight and AI. Gaslight chat.
Strowman out of everything. Yes, we all know who this is our goat mr. 69
careful
Hey, Quinn, I just wanted to tell you that your stream brings me so much joy chat can save dragon
But it's the truth my favorite part of your stream is the streams that I miss the first half
And watch the second half and you die in the game like Subnautica. Then I go back in the VOD before.
You die and I can see all that light in your eyes, just knowing it's about to vanish. Holy fuck, it's so satisfying.
Thanks for the paywall content, especially the reply trench feature here.
Yeah.
Quentin Winton, Lardo Hardo, Gloop Shitto.
I use a build guard because unfortunately I have to go to work forty hours a week.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Dude, this is...
Can you beat the arbiter of actually in eleven days?
Last chance, Bojo.
Okay, forty, okay, dude.
He's troll, that's a troll.
Guys, there's no excuse.
Even if you're playing POE, like, no.
Especially if you're only playing POE for a few hours.
You should not use a build guide.
Because if your build doesn't, like, you can actually make your own decisions and feel like it's your own character.
Even though you don't really build at that point, but like, you know, because you're not gonna even get to max level, because you're playing so little amounts.
But for sure, the more new if you're out of the game, the less you should fucking follow a build guide.
Oh man, how do you guys not understand the beauty and the fun of making your own characters?
It's like creating your own Pokemon, versus using a preset one.
Why isn't it so much cooler to make your own Pokemon than to use some preset?
You say everyone's different but no.
The reason why you're addicted to these games is because of a basic skinning box mechanic.
You're basically addicted to low-tech gambling, part of Excel is just re-skinned, pulling
a fucking lever, and it's a slot machine.
It's a fucking slot machine.
You see, every mob you kill, every chest you open, every boss you kill, it's just a little
sort of, it's just gambling.
Okay, no, people don't like different things.
It's one of the things where the reason you're addicted to the Path of Exile is the same reason
everyone else is.
They like gambling.
Okay?
You like gambling.
That's why you like Path of Exile.
Do you like gambling?
Believe it or not, that's why you're into ARPGs.
That's the fundamental and the pinning mechanic.
What makes the uploader likes so special is because the fact that you're just killing
and there's a chance that somebody good drops.
He mums this little machine?
Oh my god dude.
Anyway guys, people can think
legitimately
if you ask
people
what they think the game needs.
They'll say make the game easier. Make the game drop more loot.
Make the game do more of this.
And if they were to capitulate every time
they would make the game worse and worse
and worse and worse. Cause you think you want that.
You think you want more currency to drop.
You think you want the game to be easier. You think you want the thing to be buff.
But you actually don't. You actually don't.
And it's because of this...
For whatever reason, somebody is incapable of thinking like,
oh yeah, better now, good. And they don't think two steps down.
It really is that simple. And it's one of those things where
there's a reason why game designers with good visions
can make good games, and game designers, with that vision, or no vision, make dog shit slop games.
So, and that is why a game like Path of Exile is successful.
It's not random by those words, it's because these devs know how to make a game,
and they know what you like, not what you think you like.
Do you understand? That is why they can make a good game. It's because they know what you like,
not what you think you like
i'm gonna check on this guy's belly beta
it's a weeb
fuck that a bitch
like okay
rich gamble
thanks he would like subnautica
tap every single
item in the game to have no way and he just walk around
and he is collect infant materials
and subnautica would be better for it
if there was no i if there was no way to use you'd have to like transport if you
didn't have to use you just
every item is no right i was just a status screen you can store infinite
amounts of that results
he thinks that and then a lot of it would be like i would be better if you
you could just stack up your mats infinitely.
Tons of people would say, yeah, that's better.
And that's because they're not thinking
more than one step ahead.
Just like if you ask people,
do they want, like, should we make it,
we skip the Path of XL2 campaign?
People are gonna say yes,
because that's what they think they want,
but they actually don't.
They'll actually get more bored a lot more quickly.
There's less variety, there's less dynamic.
The different stages of gameplay,
everything becomes more similar.
the end games is more monotonous, less replayable.
The whole game is worse.
Gambling is not a percent chance for a-
It's not a straw man, it's a reality.
Gambling is risking currency in a negative,
expected value scenario for a chance to win something.
Also, charging money for your hard work isn't scummy.
I hope that helps.
That's low tear bait, low tear bait, bro.
Legitimately, you're just pulling a lever.
You're pulling a lever, you're a pigeon
It stands on a button and it releases a fucking something or it doesn't and you become addicted to pressing that button. That's it
You just become a it's it's bro our brains are not that complicated
We love and we are addicted to
Doing an action and that being a chance of something good happening
We're dumb as fuck
That's it. This is it. I don't like that. Yeah, you're just wrong
you're human you do like that that's how this how we evolved that's how the
dummy system functions it's a get motivated to get us up and go and do
stuff and try things you know they want you go over that hill that could be a
berry bush that's got some not shit on there and some calories okay we you're
human okay anyway guys anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway
anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway
Bro, why am I teeth hurting today?
Okay, guys, do I want to make a character on non-highcore to de-rust?
I was thinking a non-highcore character, so obviously I'm going to do a highcore so self-found
for League of Legends, but I was thinking about a non-highcore character.
These content creator andes are such hypocrites.
They are profiting by cultivating an environment which robs people from the actual purpose
and exploration of the game by selling FOMO.
It's arguably worse because they are mass marketing it.
Oh, do you know what sucks, dude?
The internet.
Do you know how much better gaming to be without Twitch streamers, without YouTubers?
Not like everything being spoiled and everything being turned into some sort of walkthrough
guided experience and there was all these mysteries that you just don't know but now
everything gets explored by some nerd that plays the game full time and just solves absolutely
everything.
Oh really?
Now, you can always be upped out, right?
But like, yeah, this is what it is.
You just kind of like once you've opened Pandora's books, and once you've seen the internet,
and once you've been on that, well, you know it exists.
So you could try like Barry, Hidden Sand, but it doesn't really change the fact that
the stuff, the shit exists.
Yeah, the magic of like a bro when I was a kid and I didn't know anything about world of Warcraft and
I was imagining all these possibilities
I was imagining all these possibilities like bro. What happens when you get to max level?
What can I find what what kind of palace will I unlock?
What insane shit adventures am I gonna go on?
This they say the game doesn't even start till I get to the end and I'm only halfway through and I was imagining all this crazy shit
I had no idea because I didn't know I wasn't online. I didn't I didn't it was just like, you know
I had a 56k modem or whatever
It's there's a level of magic that is just gone
So yeah true
Content creators broke with scum scum, but the thing is you can't stop it. It's now that it that box is opened
You can't put that shit back in unfortunately the everyone we all have social media websites and we're all on the internet and GG
The best thing you can do is just do what I do. This is this is the tech chat. This is the tech
When a new game comes out that isn't like some sort of live service game
Don't watch someone solve everything and do all the most meta shit and then like Google everything and do good
go into the game and say I'm gonna do this no just fully blind ethical whatever
the fuck and just log in and watch my stream of course what's much no no no
don't watch my shit don't even watch my stream literally don't even watch my
stream did ass unless you're unless you're playing more than me or you're
ahead of me I wouldn't even do that facts
That's how games like Megaboncs are fun when they are brand new and everyone is discovering
to get it.
Yep, true, true.
Oh, that's why Path of Exile leaks are really fun, by the way.
Path of Exile leaks are really good because they don't have PTRs and they just rodoge
everything live and it's like everything is dead on that day but you can't, because
of common attorcs and all the interactions, you can't possibly, like right now there are
There are several combinations in Path of Exile 2 that are just more broken than anyone else is doing, but people have just haven't discovered it yet.
That's just combinatorics, baby.
Wow, it is so fun doing in-game content like juice breaches. Thank the Lord Jesus, our hand is Bill Guy.
Um, oh, hey, oh, so, you actually would have more fun not using a build guide and struggling.
You are not having fun, churr.
Hey, Quinn little cup, I have to say I admire you.
You are so wise, and always give good advice, you seem to know it all, and you are so good
with words and numbers, could you remind us of your IQ again?
I could do a hardcore trailing, maybe.
85, 80 fucking five, the biggest Danny Coogler of all.
Hey, what's up my HQ, is this a friend?
the internet they had guides in the form of books and had a hotline to ask for help so
stop saying things are different.
Who was doing that?
Who would do that?
I didn't.
Literally who did that?
Legitimately.
If you were 45 maybe.
If you were 45?
Oh I'm going to read a book.
Oh I'm going to call a phone line and fuck dude.
I mean, I don't know, you would legitimately have to be so old, bro.
You had to be so to read the book.
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ.
Bro. Back in the day, it was word of mouth.
OK, and you just raw dog the game.
And that's how me and my friends played it.
That's how me and my friends played it.
It was you logged in, everyone was clueless.
Wait, why the fuck is that working?
Ah, it's because I was going to play the OT.
Now, maybe you're old as fuck.
Dude, that's cool. I'm old as fuck now.
But like back then, back in those days, I mean I was 14, 15 years old, bro.
Okay, so I'm coming from a 14-year-old, 15-year-old mindset of like it being magic.
The magic was ruined whenever I discovered, whenever like Twitch first came out
And why didn't watch Switch back then?
It's Warcraft movies.
That's when the magic was ruined for me.
Although I did love the Warcraft movies.
Yeah.
Dude, the cheats for a game.
I remember, I remember like looking up, cause I'd heard about Agamemobus 2 cheats from someone.
And there was like a website called like cheats
Cheats for the Z or something
Cheats
CC cheats CC bro, and that's where you would go to get the cheats for the game
Yeah, oh dude, I remember now. Oh dude that cheat code websites
It wasn't some youtuber it wasn't some video wasn't it was a website that just had like a it was like a
I didn't buy us food, cheese, sausage, he has a list.
Food.
How do you turn this on with someone in a car
that shoots out these little rock balls, it's so good.
Who remembers?
Who remembers, Chad?
Oh my God, dude.
It's not because of a Chad, I died.
What the fuck, does that one have?
Why are there two p2 ones?
Why the two p2 ones was it p2 one?
You just delete whatever that is right, that's not I should use the official p2 one
Yeah, it's all that
delete, delete, peoe2, v, try to use something, okay, ah, infantry check, I bought another,
I bought a new mouse by the way, I bought a new mouse, cause my mouse was obviously having
to wait, keep on issues, so I got another mouse, like the exact same one that's gonna
I'm probably from like six months from now, but whatever.
Does that one have fucking?
Let's go, baby.
I go through, I go through one mouse every,
yeah, six months or something.
Monka Heli Watch's wide Pippo happy smokes
while running over civilians of Chicago
and Fat-Dank Pippo is also there too.
Oh, I can do A.C.S.S.S. if I got, apparently I've got blue.
They have magazines for games like GoldenEye
or Ocarina of Time.
And if you were poor you would go to the magazine,
rack while your mom shopped and try to read as much as possible from the magazine.
If you're poor you didn't own a fucking console.
Bro.
If you're poor you didn't own a fucking console.
What do you... Dad?
Like, the fact you own a console means you're not poor.
Like, what?
I had to... If you're poor you go around to your friend's house
and play on their console
for like...
An hour and and then they need to go home and
Their friends just trying to show you how to play the game and you don't really understand it
But because he's been playing at heaps because he gets to play it all day and all night
And that's okay. I'm just saying I was poor. I was chat
We were I had to go around to my mate Kazuki's house and play on his console
And it was always him trying to teach me how to use it
Facts real person by the way real person he's a real guy
Set your black belt karate
Okay, because he's real
He's real
Chad if you that's what a real purpose. I'm like, okay, so you get a console you're rich. Well likely
I guess you can definitely put us in your own console
The way I gained chat was my dad's old business computers
He would bring home and then I'd get to play like DOS games and just random computer games
So, you know, I'll be like on a full-on, you know
know, just PC with a mouse with a bullet in it.
Door map?
I can't do a map.
I'm just starting what I'm doing right now.
Holy shit.
What are you even on about?
What are even you about on Judy about even?
Are you even hops about you on Come?
Even you about what you want about you?
What about you?
Are you even pussy about on?
Are you on you?
On you are you about you?
What are you?
Are you on about?
Are you even about on?
Are you on even dicks?
What on about?
Are you even on about what gripping about you on?
Even are you even?
You are.
What about you?
What are you bobs about on even about on even a
Just so we are clear Zack literally the other day said that when there were LAN parties
You were the host and not only that but you had to always be player one and the blue character while he was stuck playing
Red character as player two real quote
What are you talking about? Wait, what do you blue character?
Wait, is this... wait, is this Agent Man by his toe?
I was the host, he didn't understand how to do TCP IP connections bro, you have to put
it in an IP address.
The Zag was retarded bro.
Of course I'm creating a fucking lobby and typing in the IP address.
I knew how to use fucking IP config bro.
I was literally a hacker when I was like whatever age.
It's literally a heck of a-
No, okay, 10th.
It's like there's no shit about computers.
Bro, you think?
That's not a console, that's a computer.
And, yes, we started off with one computer.
We started off with one computer, and it was just like a fucking-
old as fuck computer wouldn't go wrong no one else a computers everyone else a gaming consoles they're playing on like
Nintendo 64's
Playstations
Xbox was on out at this time
Okay, and we and we have was the old computer and there was a couple games age of a much who was one of the first games
I ever had though. Yes and
Yes, I was able to play that game a decent amount
Whatever, I don't know what age that that was though
I feel like you know whatever
PC yeah, well they were PC they were reused business PCs, bro. They'd integrated graphics
Hey, do you guys too with lag when there was too many guys it would lag
Also you had all the good snacks and frozen bagel bites and hot pockets and sodas
So all the kids would go to your house. No, you were the rich kid. We never had bagel bites hot
What are you doing bro? My mom would only let me have one of fruit
Every day or two like if there was like apples
You wouldn't have more than one apple a day.
You could be flexing on his poor friend who doesn't know how to use computer because he never saw one classic
But we were about half of a man to rent a day half. We had to share a man to rent
Dude if we get a strawberry it was for dessert
Dude Mike is now that is going and really grab as many strawberries and blueberries and fucking it's crazy
I'm like man back in my day you had to like beg for a slice of the strawberry and I'm you might get like one half of strawberry every month
Okay, and you know you're half a man to run
But we used to make I remember we used to we had it there was a lemon tree down the road and we collect lemons from there
And when we just get lemons cut them off and then sprinkle a bit of sugar on them and just lick them
That's what we were at
eating lemons
That's nice as fuck by the way if you haven't tried that it's so nice.
Yeah licking lemons chat literally licking lemons.
Jesus Christ.
Holy shits.
Chet, you guys should play games like I do.
Go in blind and raw, dog the game.
If you get stuck, you can rhetorically ask questions in a chat with thousands of people.
If you die, you just say the game was bugged.
You can join trade and just put SSF plus plus plus in the title.
You can use 39 plus QOL mods, and the run is still ethical.
If you only kill four out of the five bosses, you can still say you technically did beat
the game.
Holy shit.
So that fucking thing was tight.
ELE2 prep before patch notes, can't wait for the chat, why did they nerf my build, devs
are in my walls.
We got a new raise it mouse bug then baby. Let's go. It's fresh the VE
New mouse new me new mouse new me baby, okay, sorry about that. Yeah, the new mouse plugged in
But it is now speaking nips
Have this as the backup mouse?
Fuck this is good.
New mouse, new me!
Just ramming it in there, ramming it in there.
I don't understand it gave me I'm not on standard return on my gsf so
you're ready to engage but other video game buddy learn to play the video game
Clueless.
Show of mouse, it's exactly the same.
I bought the exact same mouse.
Yeah, I probably should have done this off-stream, but, you know, I'm just like fucking, just, I'm just real like that, Chad, I'm just real like that.
I deliberately do boring as fuck stuff on my stream to keep it real.
Okay.
How much of a nice- that's just how much of a nice guy I am, okay?
I like to keep it real with you guys.
Ten hours and thirty minutes and he's only launched the game and ran around to hide out for a minute.
Well, I'm just only one of one of a dude.
Okay, so, chat, I can.
I can I never really doesn't place it others I can
Let's thank you I
Could do an a she is as if character
What okay? We have a living dice of practice
Right I
I choose it if no gear. Wait, why would I do no gear? Why wouldn't I use my gear?
I want to try to get the arbiter or something, right?
That's why I was thinking, oh, I should go for arbiter.
Right?
But then I was thinking I should do it on standard league, so that way I'm just like fully lubed up and I could try some weird shit.
No, standard league. I should do it on trade league.
And that way I'll be like, I can just like raw dog, I can limit tears, I can do whatever I want.
Go trade, have fun, well I'll have fun both ways, right?
Well, have fun both ways.
Trader, you hear me?
Chat, order to enjoy a game, to the fullest you have to play it raw dog, no guides, but
also prepare for 11 days before the game comes out, it just enhances the blind experience,
it is the way to enjoy games.
Trust.
Nah, fuck it, let's just do it, I see a sick character with whatever I've got on the
head.
I don't know what I've got here, but I've got some stuff.
But wait, what build do I want to do?
I don't even know what build I want to go.
Let's look for a QZG that I've got, that like, okay, GG items, what do we got?
Hey look, that's that item that's got buffed or something.
I got some mate, I got some stabs
I got this thing here, what is this?
I got a physical damage grenade, plus six crossbow
Fizz Fizz, LED damage from the tacks
Fire additional predictor
This is pretty good, right? I don't really like guns though
That's fucking lame dude, guns are lame as fuck
You are not reaching out when I use this, right?
How can I see I'm the, what's my Atlas?
How do you see Atlas chat?
Oh
Wait, is this my whole character? Oh here we go
Dude, what does this even mean? I've gone quite a way haven't I chat?
I've gone quite a way
15 minutes and I remember I got the medicine I was just like Beijing bro
That's a master fucking a master shit, bro
Yeah, I must admit going through this analyst is making me go eek
I'm getting the X right now and I can't control where my shit is man
It's gonna feel better right?
daily map boss I
I should play something powerful
I should play something powerful like I've got all these uh deadly map of things
It's ending point five it's not the same thing point fiber
I feel better for 50 minutes than for this log. We'll see about that bro. I am excited to try it out
Look I've got everything that I got everything I need to look at who's deadly. I have all these different citadel things. I
for sure
I for sure can get it up at it down. I see to make it to maps. Oh
Yeah
Druids bro wait druids are in the game. I could do a druid again because that'll get me good at like just playing the game again
Yeah
We guys bring that druid
This returning chatter
So yeah
Lamo just let it sit in difficult avatar you are a bitch. Fuck you
You are more you are more on
Stumbling a chair down mass. Something a chair down mass
More on low double. Okay. It's a fuck. What the fuck?
complete
Cancer every message
All right, six s ever. Holy shit
To every fucking thing. What is that bro? What are you doing? What do you get help bro? Get help get help
Get help
Play something you wouldn't normally play
They'd be like a spellcaster. I can do it. I can either a spellcaster or I could cross
bow guy. The thing is, I don't know if I would like that. Would I even like that? I mean,
That's gonna go hard, right?
But that's actually really good, right?
This is this is potent plus six eighty one percent increase ninety one percent fifth damage
But that you tell me that wouldn't pop off in apps that's gonna pop off the maps
It's got a hundred and one to twenty seven damage. That's heaps
That's heaps.
Hate Watchers Rejoice, with the release of Patch 0.5 don't forget that Quim will become
zero out of five Pinnacle bosses.
Cool
Fuck man, I don't know what I want to play wait. Let me think yeah, what am I gonna play for League launch?
Ward maxing it's like okay. That's cool with that some in the game though bone shit up this is over
We're probably to an idiot get tornado
Practice, I can try this at Tornado build
Or I can do a price and minion build. I could try price and minion build
Minibill
Oh my god, oh my god, the dance goes well, yeah, the dance goes well, dance little bitch. Just a fuck up, bitch
Mmm
I
Really enjoyed playing that sonata build because it was just it's just fun play style of like
Generating generating and then doing the fucking big-ass spender, bro
I was like, I was like this might be able to three again, you know, and then you had to show kind of mechanic
Hit that you would generate generate generate and then you do barrage and then you do that tornado attack
And it would just like fucking melt shit
I don't understand that
Gen Equals Band, it's a minigame, Banding Traders
I'd like doing it, it gives me a little dope meme releases and doing it for the good of the community
Like I need to it as a game mechanic
It's like a thing, it's like a little minigame for you guys to type in chat and see if you can not get banned
You know
Literally a fub gun build. What are you even talking about? What are you even talking
about? The fub, like check, all my builds are organic
269 builds. You guys can, you know, you would literally
accusing me of being a Darth micro transaction build. You're pathetic. You just, you just
insert streamers name and say build like it
that skill's been played by someone before
look, GGG employee played that
like he made the ability and then he tested it
so you're playing the GGG employee build
because look, it's clearly, like I saw it
and the path of XLBO
whenever they announce a skill
so therefore you're copying the GGG employee
weeeeeee
you like to do that, I get it
It's a meme. It's a good- it's a classic, nice classic.
Listening.
Alright!
Wait, why can't I create a character, bro?
Do I hear it?
Alright, I see this as if...
Ultraethical.
Guys, if I did...
Wait, what the hell's it doing to a Huntress and a Ranger?
Feral Azmerion!
Wait, what the hell's it doing to a Huntress and a Ranger?
The same woman
Lurking among the shadows of the trees like an animal
You know, wait, there's a witch and this is sorceress
Sorceress
You were banished by your Akara for experiment. The witch is called the sorceress is lame. Yeah, that's right
So which is way harder which is the way harder
Foul Witch! Your very own coven cast you out for your forbidden pursuits!
Your twisted necromanth!
What did you say?
Foul!
What did you say?
Foul Witch!
Sorceress!
You were banished by your Akara for experimenting!
Feral Asmere!
Michael, can you shut the fuck up? I just want to click on the character without the guy yapping.
Can you still be yapping?
Okay!
Oh, I've got pu building one and we got puby building. Let's be a two. Yeah, I'm gonna be to you, Gigi
Okay, wait
Was that that woman
So she only one attendancy range yeah
Huntress Amazon she's got to I see Amazon or ritualists okay and then wait
though Huntress the Ranger has dead eye and pathfinder okay okay yeah I've not
fucked with these at all I think I did get I think I fuck with dead eye right
Literally played the last time I played a fucking character. I'm pretty sure it was the Huntress
Was it
That's the correct one that no was crazy, right?
The accuracy way where we was was a shit chance to hit with a text can exceed 100% gain
Additional critical hit chance equal to 25% of your excess chance table attacks
What?
Text using your weapons have added physical damage equal to 25% of the accuracy rating
on your weapon.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I think I remember thinking about doing this, but then I didn't choose
this because there was a better option.
Dude, it's wet because all my characters have been killed off.
Like, would there be, there'd be it like, skit, if you like, the PoE builds I play and
you want to see more.
You can find all those builds and way more at twitch.tv slash map.
Thorn Daddy!
Oh, dude, this was cool. Why is he gonna weapon? I don't understand what happened to him. Wait, was something with Thorn Daddy real quick?
I
Man I don't fuck with the dirt yet
Kind of fuck with the dirt
This guy died to ass it this guy died to astra you're good
You think this character died to Astri?
I feel like this is gonna get me super used to it, like, how good are Druids?
Wait, antical? You want me to do a private league?
But then I'll never kill Arbiter before the... guys I want to do a chill. I don't want to...
guys I don't want to burn myself out before leagues have... I want to do a chill, relaxing,
It's just prog for the game, quickly kill Arbiter real fast, kind of vibes.
Chat?
Plenty of the-
How about how I fuckin' struck my fuckin' penis?
Have you saved my cock?
Why would I-
Bro!
I was thinking either A. Trade League,
or B. I play on ACSF with all my currency that I have currently,
so then I have a chance with the Atlas progression and everything,
to actually kill Arbiter.
I'm not gonna reach that-
Guys, I don't want to play 12 hours a day before a fucking league starts.
I don't want to fresh start it, bro.
Pull it out, fuck, wait, dude, what does he, this guy's weird, bro.
Okay, it was an in-game penis, Minecraft.
Guys, you guys are just trying to derail, trying to derail my plans here.
I'm thinking...
Oh my god, this is the best ascendancy cuz you get the extra inventory slots
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I fucking love tying I love tying bro. Oh
Oh, yeah, remembering, I'm remembering now, Chad, I'm remembering, it's coming back to
me.
Okay, wait, how, what's that right there?
I, wait, what's something I haven't played that I would like to play?
Okay, Chad, here's the build.
We go Druid, and the tree is only bottom left.
You know what, new meta breaking build, chat slam bleed, and the tree is bottom left.
Actually, let's do a non combo grenade build.
Tree is bottom left.
Stop saying same build chat.
Bleed?
Well, plus crimson, what?
we've arrived
I was going to tell you to cover your life man, it is your winnary to the life
let's go, let's go to like, let's go to like, I'm about to fight a monster, I'm about to fight a monster
forward to a 10-10th spell to runtize time we made it let's go then we've
I'm not sure what's going to be.
You can afold under the peer pressure from chat, just do what you really want, soft
trade leave cozy by
Stop them and you let me bro. You like no
Look at your shoes and
Stop them and if you let me
It's so weird
Do it
What are you gonna do to trap me?
Like you're trying to pressure me and
pressure me
before I nerf it
Watch when I have you back
I'm gonna put it on the guys and don't
be impressed
You're literally doing what you're talking about
The reality is fuck you
I wonder what the hell I wanted to do.
Literally fuck you.
Okay, this is pretty cool.
But I don't know if this is that egg.
This is pretty cool. I just remember this now, right?
The one that Joe, he's got the one something, right?
Oh, eight!
What's eight?
What is that, what's the one of one?
I got Spearstab.
I think that was the reason why I had that.
Oh I have Spearstab as an additional thornbob.
Right?
It's got the other thorns thing.
Yeah look, it's got one extra bob thing.
It does more bops with this hits.
Okay
Feels I must admit it feels weird as fuck
I hate the game it feels weird
If you notice the the character models like it's like there's like a little a shop. This is not right something about it is not right
Okay.
Terms and Assault.
Is it Terms and Assault?
Uh, wait, am I thinking of the one?
Fair battle gifted a tier one sub to Crocin.
They have given five gift subs in the channel.
Bleeding new inflict is aggurate based, please say it's one second, but he doesn't want
magnitude of bleeding your afflict
so instant aggravation
fifty percent more magnitude one second bleed
i forgot about sprint as well i was using sprint myself wait what the hell
wait how do you sprint again
oh shit there it is yeah true sprinting bro sprinting
zoom me in
you see what i'm talking about right it's like the shot i want to do like the 200
10th scaling thing. Can I do that?
The shotness is bad.
Uh-oh, what have I done?
What have I done?
Uh-oh.
Eugh!
I never used lotion.
NIS? No, NIS is definitely the best looking one, right? NIS is definitely the best.
Oh, we are on Max graphics.
Now, wait, I remember being through these options, I've done this.
I've been through these options, I've done this.
Just put a fuck out of it.
NIS is not, NIS is, it looks the best.
Oh, that's right. You can roll a different direction. So when you want to change, you're actually like boom, boom
Let's say you turn so you turn like this. I remember all these guys complaining about sprint, bro
Do you remember that shit like it's too hard? I can't hate my character. I
Can't do it. I can't do it
Yeah, no, no, no, it's come back to this come back to me real fast
Okay, I need a door character I need to a character
We need to make a new character and try on it just as if we'll do a guy.
I just didn't know what I should make.
My bank hook, oh my god what the fuck is this thing dude?
Jesus, you got lots of banks, Blewipers, dude, I love the Blewipers, she was so good bro.
That was a queen.
but I think he is living life there's my dad as my molten strike did I
character yeah I remember that the chilly flint she flung balls out at
motherfuckers bro burger eat a G8 burgers Smith a guitar oh my god that one we
use hammered or whatever Jesus Elon's pilot bro ah he was a he was it was
It isn't the attack that I like. It's the bullfling.
Leave it, plus community health feels really nice. Ah, wow, what the hell happened?
Ah, what the hell happened?
What the hell, man?
you said you enjoyed the generator spend a gameplay of twister have you ever
tried going all in on falling thunder
that's what you generate power charges right and then you do look like a big
Blast I mean I could do a monk a monk would be interesting
Trout true true true true true 26
Where am I going J? No one knows I just want to have my gear on
To where I've got Jules and all these things
I just wanna fuck him in my gear, oh man, yo, you gonna do that to me, bruh.
Oh, sorry, you're gonna have this weird fucking movement pattern with this ability.
the initial cut from the probably put you shh shh shh shh
I wish, bro I wish
I was waiting to do some of the backwalk thing now
huh?
Why can't you just stand still?
Why can't I just stand still? I just want to stand still
Well, like I just want to move in the direction I want to move in.
So I would love this.
This should be like one of my favorite abilities.
If I could do it while standing still or while I'm like, you know, if you can move while
doing it, that'd be sick.
But that was like critical weakness or something.
And then he would, he would shotgun with this.
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Pretty sick.
and then my ad leap
had a cus
so you want to play with mags here?
boy you should know what you're falling for baby
do you dare to do this?
cause i'm coming at you like a dark horse
hey are you ready for
ready for
a perfect storm
perfect storm
there's no going back
to the
I
Monkey buster the monkey buster
Hey, what the fuck
Monkey shite and four what the fuck is oh my god, this MDX is crazy, bro
Yeah, I don't know I
know what the same day expo
uhhhh
what are these like some sort of flesh
that's crazy
the monkey shot at temple
okay we got this
dude that's basically empty eggs
what is this
is he doing the molten attack as well
I think I just do the molten attack because it's close to the way we want to attack
I cannot see any of my
fucking abilities can I
How do you get your abilities?
I don't add it to my abilities.
on chat moment last classic
and the gods
actually i cbf fucking spiky never out is what it is cbf
point five to
i'm gay how do you fucking care is that i have ripping good
that we're gonna get is like
that child and suck so much ass
Chimingly, your neeees, smithy guitar, by the way, I sucked a dick.
Hey look, I was using that mask, they got buffed.
I was using the mask, they got buffed.
Aynar, shit bro.
Why is Aynar still not in this fucking game bro?
Moo.
Moo Moo.
Fuck bro, this is bullshit on the old ones bro.
Go clap some monkey cheeks for me bro.
Troll, Troll, Troll.
Okay, all right, I could do a monk. I could do a monk. I don't like that genie ladies
excuse the lame.
I'm willing to sell time.
I definitely like, I, I, do, do you know what, going to Druid again would be nice, because
I think Druid gameplay is just good.
I think Druid gameplay is really good.
And it would be a good way to get warmed up.
And I won't be playing Druid next league.
So I think that if I, I shouldn't play what I'm going to play next league, right, because
they'll be like, I've been playing it a lot.
Spell Druid.
I like Twisted.
Chet, I've reinvented the Twisted made a multiple times.
I got multiple, all those big characters are Twisted characters, except for the thorn guys.
The ones that aren't thorn guys usually just bear Twisted characters.
You can't figure what to play because the meto is not out yet.
Are you retarded?
Are you a fucking racist?
What the fuck am I?
Let's find my twisted guy.
Where's my guy at?
Is it this guy, maybe?
Just wanna go back?
No.
I got twisted characters, bro.
So let's play.
I enjoy the twisted game.
Look, here it is.
Kind of straight away.
Yeah, it was this, this, this, this.
Yeah, it was like, you would stack up this thing,
and then you would go, boom, and then you go,
like what? I don't know.
Ah, stupid ass.
That was the thing that pissed me off the most.
what's that and all the twist is with the bang into the thing before you would
ramp it and then it would cook you right
boom look at that dude look at that and that would fucking shit that would
wreck some shit check this character predates any minute it predates any
I would be surprised. Yeah, I pretty I pray it's this
Hmm
It's fun gameplay there's something fun about building something up and then pressing about and then unleashing it and just watching
You go brrrrrr. There's something fun about that
There's something fun about that
But change my mind. Oh wait, you can't off you can't off
Does this look like a meta twistable to you?
Does it like really?
Oh and I had Jade, I had Incation Jade and that's how I could press the like tank stuff.
Like I'm armor stacking bro.
I'm fuckin' armor stacking with like...
...empowered attack nodes and fucking armor break.
Can I do a map?
So, if I can do a map here.
Do I have maps?
Really, I ain't got maps.
I don't have a fuckin' map.
I just don't have any maps.
Oh, I got a map.
GG Nudes, I got a map.
I'm trying to die?
I can't even out of it.
Oh it's a laryn?
Okay.
Okay am I out of here?
Am I out of here?
I feel it's wrong about it.
I don't know if I'm playing the game.
Oh yeah, I have Lining Twisters and it's like Lining Ground and shit, right? That's right.
Okay, shoot damage, shoot damage, shoot damage, shoot damage, boom, boom, boom.
Ramping, ramping, ramping.
What happened?
Here we go, here we go.
How do I kill the leaf?
Two, let's kill the leaf once again.
Is it like a signal on the mazonning, whenever they're colourable?
This is an ethical build, like, like an archer, this is what an ethical build looks like.
Your orb underscore is underscore better underscore game played if you're the tier one sub to brother Pistons.
They have given 435 gift subs in the channel.
My game sound's gonna laugh, eh?
I'm losing!
You get frozen in the same day, can't right?
you think this sucks I'm owning this map with ease jet we talked about owning this map
Are you not witnessing this fucking game player right now?
Guys, the beautiful thing is I have no, you guys, no meta shit, cause you're meta cuck andy, so you need to meta shit.
I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what meta shit is. I can see you cuck andy looking at you.
tier one sub to game underscore is underscore fine they have given four hundred and thirty seven
give you a little bit of cuts and kind of handle it i'm just uh you know playing my
guy i'm thinking he's pretty good right now
the rob underscore has underscore back to underscore plain play gifted at tier one sub
to you underscore our underscore the underscore problem underscore ha ha they have given four
hundred and thirty eight gift subs in the channel
companion ramble ah he's got I got him he's got grounds he's got grounds he's
got he's got the spoke ground road and the special grounds that he has the
The special ground that he has, it's got lightning around him, right?
So then the lightning around him creates the lightning twists and turns.
Mmmmm.
Little in the 1960's, he has like, I'm level 83 by the way, so you're a retard.
This is the HECF not-tradely character from, like, whenever Twister was put into the game.
Like, whenever the Hunter's Scot released.
This character is ancient, like good.
Look at my shit, look at my weapon.
It's the level 65 weapon with 120 knots and 224 damage, okay bro?
I mean, now, there's almost as good as fuck.
This is before Christmas was still working at the company, whatever this was for these guys.
Boom! Look at that damage, baby!
Oh my god, that damage is crazy.
Okay, there we go, some big damage, some big damage, ramming.
I think I'm much further to Ashley now that I remember it I think I'm it's coming back
me now. If you drew it I think I'd prefer it a lot more. I think I like the fate that I had in
casein Jade. I love in casein Jade. Like it's like an on-use gig of damage reduction you can press.
There's something cool about that. I'm gonna tell you this watchers.
Casein Jade baby and casein Jade baby and casein Jade baby. But it didn't have to
have to be dead by the way just letting you know that is hot in case you're
just Gary you cannot do that kind of tank yes
I'm ramping, I'm ramping, I'm ramping, I'm ramping.
What's this?
A bit of...
Bit of...
Hanging this? Hanging this? Oh shit, I'm hanging that.
I need some sort of dash mechanic.
You guys know dash mechanic.
Do that 20% shock? Not bad, aye, not bad.
You may not like it, Chap, but this is what 10-0-10 to be killing Slayer looks like, okay, when you're playing on a fucking high...
This is a high tier map, so I think I've gone into a bit of a high tier map in this character.
This is the kind of shit you can expect from the screen boys.
Ultra ethical gaming.
Okay, so do I have the boss modes in or something?
Chet, don't you fewing get it?
Any weapon with the bottom left tree is quince built.
Any skill with the bottom left tree is quince built.
Any unique with the bottom left tree is quince built.
Don't get us twisted, for how are you?
When on tier 2 maps?
Goals.
Last year.
Okay, so obviously these maps, by the way,
are super giga ultra mega turbo,
giga mega mega mega mega giga giga giga giga ultra.
Ultra repeat.
Every single pack can basically, you know, kill me in about half a second.
that's such a heinous look and it's such a hate or what the fuck and it's so
heinous looking holy fuck
that is crazy heinous do it again I am not doing that no no no no no no same
one trip this is not this shirt is new this is a new you gotta tell guys I'm
I'm currently beta testing right now.
This shirt right here.
Can you see the thickness of it?
Look at the thickness of it.
100% cotton.
I'm currently beta testing for the shirt drop
that's going to happen at some point.
There's goo shirts coming.
Non-zero chance this year.
Goo shirts coming.
I'll be testing all the various shirts.
And I love this material.
It's the highest quality, thickest, nicest feeling cotton.
dead ass out of any t-shirt ever owned
so good is so good
so i keep wearing them i've already tested them i already know which ones i want
and i'm just wearing them
because they just like the best shirts i own
okay that's how good they are
hundred percent cotton
ultra thick
luxury
looks washed? what do you mean looks washed?
well yeah, it's out of my washing machine
this is a meadow, I don't know what the fuck this meadow is
I should make like, dude I should do a hideout setup
alright, guys
fuck Twisters
I've decided now, fuck Twisters, right?
because Twisters is, okay, wait
my build
for point zero point five
not twisters
uh... reason
to
metta cock
also
in terms
i prefer
RUID gameplay
Yeah, not twisters
What the hell
Why is Jim and I talking to me
To my phone get up there or something what is this? Why is Jim and I talking to me?
What the fuck is this?
Um, I asked surveillance, I don't know, he was just talking about, he was talking about
twisters to me because I guess I was talking about twisters, he was just listening to the
twister thing and was like, ah, they'll tell you about twisters, alright?
Bridging Mac, dude, life.
Alright.
Yep.
No twisters.
Alright.
Let's make a character and just play.
I should just go a Titan, right?
Because I like Titans.
Because you get the extra backspace.
And you get that core node, which is Fidebs interface.
Like, you get that one node.
I did just go a Titan, bro.
I love the Titan.
Would you be doing it?
All my other characters weren't Titans.
Was I on a Titan just then?
Well, yeah, maybe I was maybe I was
But it's a different bill dude because I was using twisters there's nothing to do with that
EQ bleed. Alright, I'll do werewolf bleed. Werewolf bleed. Let's do werewolf bleed.
That gunshot convinced me. Let's do werewolf bleed. Well then wait a minute. The issue
with willful as I was dying what I just died on a wolf when I just died
we'll just get a DPS wait what's like a tanky character that I would get to
out of it with what's a tanky character that I get to out of it let's just say
Like this even to say I don't even play like the best
Shield wall time no, I'm gonna do that
Time be at the issue as I died on my time there I do time be a bro
Time be a bro
Yo, I think I want to do that.
I think I like it's my favorite playstyle as well as a new Druid.
I had all the characters in part of the make style too, I feel like.
By far, Druid was my favorite, like by far.
One Trick Pony literally drew to being out for one league and I've made like four of them or three of them in my life
So you think One Trick Pony, but it's being out for a single fucking league
This is still currently the league that they let they release druids on
What one trick pony they only just came out bro
guys I just wanna get read familiar as myself with the game and as you stop playing the
fucking game.
Guys, dude, I drew it, I like the gameplay, it's just gonna lube me up super high for
PB2, so I'll get super lubed up, right?
I'll get super lubed up, we'll just do it, let's just do it, let's just do it.
Okay.
you arrived on our shores a whipped and broken child
our people made you strong how were they repaid
who the fuck took when build speak now if you choose
when build
uh real oh wait what did I type when they have like an account that's
all right last back to the base more so we go
Oh
Peely
Wast is the dad gamers I'm trying to be a west gamer like I don't even like west I like click the move
Okay, I don't know how much more I cannot describe how much I don't like wet. It's crazy. I love not playing west
But because of the way sprint is
Okay, there's just just just re familiarizing myself with stuff. Oh, yeah, they just have no delay
Piggy Piggy Joe baby Piggy Joe
Glue that okay. Yep
What it's it's because I want to go for that kind of dark cells vibe right of having like the space Barbie dash and
And having roll and sprinting around and all that shit
Okay, goes into right click
Already you're gonna
We get a game complainer chips. You've been even it. What do you think?
Two more comments
He's a threat fire. He said five months apologized took the pound ability
What a shitty game I can't already only I can't okay, so you game complainer game complainer
L C plus plus plus let's take his ass out bro
It's like every single one of them is just always just dog shit, right
It's almost like the press people go online or some shit, and they just only tie negative things
What is this?
Look at this or what?
Is it just...
I'm just forced to have that up I guess.
Okay, rolling slam.
Cute.
Crazy as that.
I mean it's kind of insane, right?
I'm kind of not doing a trend.
Every time this is like a real fucking bad person, everything is as bad.
Okay, watch this.
There's no way I lose.
If I lose, I lose.
Okay.
Can't watch this, there's no way I lose. If I lose this, I am trash.
dude what the fuck he's bugging out man he's bugging this guy's bugging bro he's bugging
I forgot I need to be some to spam emotes and answer retards in chat I love you but holy
should this is to Quinnmile PLS.
All will be revealed in time, my friends.
And on top of that, why do you need to use 170 emotes?
Their message.
Look, what message do you possibly be conveying with 170 emotes?
Outside of just cancer, dogs and spam.
Legitimally asking.
What do you need to post 70 emotes for, bro?
Like really?
If you want to say fact just do one of them, be succinct.
Guys, more isn't better.
More isn't better.
Seven is there like as-
Imagine thinking he could kill Arbiter after that performance.
I got it there bro.
What are you talking about? Where can I waste? Where can I wha-
What? Oh, you have to lift click to make Westwood can apparently cool. That's a
bug. I remember that bug. How did I fix that bug here, bro?
Bad ass. Did you ID Onums? Oh, it's the other guy over here that did ID Onums, right?
Yes, and that's right. I put the scrolls.
put the scroll to be a way with my scrolls I got no whizzies
oh he lives yes none of its junk trust me what go
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Ohhhh.
I was trying to do my race up a scrollie voice.
It's still coming back to me now.
Wait, if you can ID something that early- what's the point of the scroll- listen.
You can take your fancy.
Might make good scrap.
Oh, well.
EQ, bone-shitter.
Wow
Bone Shatter other wait a minute. I'm gonna go druid abilities. I'm gonna go. I want to go druid abilities bro speed run pee pee
I can use caslips in this or something right
Yeah, bro speed run like lit. Oh, dude. May I go live like that? Oh, dude. I got live in gear. Look at this
52 months. I love watching your channel, but my god, bro, sometimes watching you game
it is like sitting in a bathroom stall and watching someone else have constipation.
Love you.
What do they even mean? What are you even saying? You understand I'm 10 out of 10 Ubers, right?
understand I'm fucking literally destroyed every game and I'm almost like let's be real
how let's be real what how many as a percentage how much better than my than the average shatter
the spreaders like what there's probably like five percent of you guys a bit of me
It's probably like 5% legit, it's very far, it's very far, and that's being so generous.
That's being so generous.
We're being like, I'm in the most, that's such a conservative estimate, truly.
Like I've seen these channels, they are so bad at so many games, and they talk the
the most shit, bro.
Oh wait, I have a button here, Chad?
That is this.
Oh, what's that showing?
Ooh, it shows something.
There's weapons, apparently.
I don't know if that's good.
I don't think it's a good one to have,
but it's in there.
I need to get that, okay.
Okay, be it, so I've got more.
Okay, how does P2 work?
So we've got skills.
Wait, why am I shooting on two?
Can't we take that out?
We don't want any of these.
Why'd they go to that?
Lock that shit, doesn't it?
Huh?
What's that doing?
Even know what's happening when I do that.
Wait, that does something, like that makes it always do that or something, that's something
important.
I think it means it's both weapon sets?
Right, what does it do?
It will use both sets, it will use the same weapon.
Wait, it's confusing.
I'm gonna be honest, this is...
Guys, I've played this game for like 100 hours or some shit, but I've only...
...300 hours? How long?
How many hours have I played this game for?
942 hours!
Holy shit!
Well, I've played this game for 942 hours and I'm not understanding what this does.
Ha!
Lock... Oh! Oh! It tells me!
Lock to all 11 sets.
Yeah, it's when you switch to your other weapon set, and then you have a shield on, I think.
That's what it is, right?
So if you've got one spear, yeah, if you've got one spear and two shields, you can switch
between it, right?
Wait, that's how it works, right?
People say it works, I want to see it.
I think it works.
Let's find out right now.
it and take your fancy.
Chill.
Spear.
Yeah, that's literally how it works.
That's literally how it works.
See, it's the spears.
Look. Spear, no shield.
Same spear, and
it's the same spear.
That's literally how it works. That is how it works. I remember now, because I wanted this.
I remember for my other character with the crossbow. No. I wanted this exact thing.
This is telling you how to play the game mechanics.
Yeah, so I'm telling you, this is how it works. And you guys can know this is how it works, but I'm literally showing you right now.
Look, I have not got that weapon equipped. It's only weapons at one, but I've locked it. That's how it works.
so you can lock it and it lets you switch between.
So you have two different shields
and you want to keep the same weapon.
That's a new feature that I just added in.
Because I remember this.
This is what it came out with, the Druid Patch.
Why would I want that with a two-hander?
It doesn't work on the turn, right?
What the fuck it's weird that I can do it with the turnip. Why can't why can't I do with the turnip?
It's weird that I can't do with turnip. Oh
Is that okay? Anyway, it's all coming back to me chat. I'm just kind of guys. This is what de-rusting looks like
So my brain totally so the way it works is like imagine there's an Amazonian jungle
And you have flicker machete and you cut through and you create these pathways when I'm really familiarized with the game
Dude the pathways are fully cut down not overgrown. I can walk through I understand
I remember everything. I remember the no they remember what how what but when I leave that thing for a few months
The vine scored back super fast. It's super humid environment. It's raining like crazy. There's all this
You know the undergrowth reclaims this path so fast. I just forget everything. So it's like it come back and I'm blind again
So I'm just kind of it's all coming back to me now
I'm just trying to remember how to get drew it abilities right now. I'm just trying to case we've got more and more
Which would be more than punch
Wait, no way wait no way you can't do that right wait can I have two separate fucking things?
No way bro wait what?
Wait, does that actually work?
What?!
I am taking notes on your build for a similar one-mob at a time experience.
What is that, bro?
You can have two different link setups, but yeah, look, I'm switching between them, you
can see.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
What the fuck?
You have just discovered a new mechanic, you didn't even know you could do this because
I just figured this out just now.
Oh my god.
I didn't even know you could do that until now.
That's crazy.
have two different setups
scammy guys
by arms
armor trust me
do whatever
lay up rob
yeah any proof
to figure out my fucking ability my tree bro
all know
all of my doing
can't wait what about their abilities what about my abilities
and their abilities are they gonna be a lot of
little to a very little to a few years
I can't do this, can I? Yeah I can't do this.
Okay so we just got a mole chat is that?
Unfortunately?
Oh can I link this up?
No you cannot, cause you can't do that.
But I can later though can't I?
Yeah I can later.
So we'll have a 20 stack in here.
Guys, remember that this guy thinks he's better than 95% of you guys and also is a millionaire.
95% easily, easily.
Without a doubt.
that out in my mind
95% baby, and I'm not actually building the unfortunately one day though soon
Soon I can hope I can only dream boys
Hmm, I think okay, so I want to click on that. I kill the moment very ultimately
Okay
Alright, we're left looking stuff. Sorry. I don't understand. I saw I fucked this up. Wait. How did I fuck this up?
How come I only have one ability right now so I fucked up, didn't I?
So whenever I play the tie-in, I needed to...
Also don't forget that 95% of chat has a higher IQ than planning.
There ain't no way, bro. You know what? I've been to Brandon with Chess.
Um, we got some, we got some smart chatters and there's no doubt there's some really
special chatters.
And the issue is that the most special chatters speak the loudest, right, so, yeah.
No!
Oh my god, dude, what the hell?
Oh, this fucking bitch up there, it's time to die, it's time to die.
Yo I'm fuckin' her up!
Get boomed on!
Fishers are not learning anything about like, learning stuff and I being think, cause the
fact that I'm like, but whatever, I'm trying to get the up and that's okay, I just need
to get used to the controls, don't I?
I can do some practice speed leveling runs before the game launches, like on the day or
two before we can do some practice leveling runs.
Right now. I'm just trying to like play the game and get back to end game
I need to get abilities though dude. I need it when the hell do you get skill jams dropping?
Wait, is there any need to kill the stupid guy thing what?
Wait the mudbarrow is down there
He just has a skill jam. Actually I need one of those. I need a skill jam.
Why is it down here now? What? What the hell is going on? Dude this is a weird layout bro.
So they fucking weird like am I crazy or is this a weird lad? I did
We pause we're pause yeah, we're pause get pause
Ranger druid. I'm not a druid. I'm a what am I a chat of a
Warrior
Claw forcing me to be a Titan chef causing any time there's a type of this
melee damage, melee damage, melee damage.
Would you just do that?
I can just respite quite easily, can't I chat?
Oh, that's right, dude.
If I want to use the fucking demon attack,
you don't want to stack melee damage.
Right
Yeah, if you want to do stuff like I'm it's like the dragon you want to get the dragon food the dragon doesn't like the melee damage
Shape shifted damage physical damage will show you shifted skills people shape shifted penetrates 15 mists will show you
it. It's area attack damage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think I'm
gonna do this. I should do dicks or something, right? Because you always think of other stuff.
Same build? I, whoa, same build. I'm gonna make my beer that my dragon beer. I'm gonna
I'm gonna make the dragon slamming be a guy that I uh, yeah
Squindle
Yeah, I'm literally the plan is to kill Arbiter and I see this is it real quick
I just want to go through quickly. I just want to go kill Arbiter real quick. Just you know, that's the plan
That's what I'm gonna do, we're just gonna quickly log in kill Arbiter real fast
I'm not trying to re guys, so I'm gonna be reinventing the meta. So let's look at just it the meta reinvention
Will be happening on
League launch right now. I'm not trying to make anything crazy or do anything crazy because it's one of the things
I'm gonna wait for all the new kids to come out right
And then everybody make my bill based on you know the unique set drop
Nice don't the figure out what I'm on a league launch, which I don't know what I'm gonna do
Instead of, I got 11 days, right? So why would I, why would I worry about that?
I still need to worry about that.
What is this fire thing? It's us flammability.
So I'm the fucking man.
It's level 2 gym.
Well, I can't use any of these gyms, Trent.
Oh!
Cuz P is retarded and it shows you like...
It's like you're retarded, so you wanna see these gyms, right, bro?
I don't wanna see these gyms!
Wait...
This is when uh, well...
I don't want us in the face at all, but at least whenever you can make your own buildguards, you can make your own...
Ah, there we go boys. There we go. Now we're cooking.
Furious Slam. Pounds the ground.
I'm gonna pound...
I think I have some more in a minute, yeah.
Fist of war.
Magnified area brutality. We're just many things when it's put a
hose on
I need these other nodes man needs a level 2 gym
This will pass fortune you usually I'm just gonna run over
There's weird looking at items man P2 items are fucking weird
Till next time.
Let's see if we can get some high-tier shit.
Gems.
Okay, so we got lots of...
So we're just going straight to tier 5.
I guess we'll just go to tier 5 and see what we got.
Yo!
Heavy swing, more melee and physical damage.
35% aftershock.
It's gonna go pretty hard right 35 in aftershock. It's not a bad one close combat
20 cent more damage close to you
Visible three bro. Oh, it's not even good though. Yeah, it's visible to this good. Yeah
Yeah, it's just way better if it's War 2.
Okay.
That's just shit.
Curious name.
Okay, and then we're going to Archer Shop 2.
Well, magnify 1 is dog, isn't it?
Magnify 1 is dog.
So magnify 2 is way better.
Welcome to the Circus of Value.
Booming!
Wait, all this shit up got this level one as bad, yeah?
All this level one's rash.
I get fucking Rage 3!
5 Rage per hit!
you get 50% attack speed while I'm not on my x-ray. WHAAAAAT?
That's so overpowered!
I can get bleed 3? Good, Ima break, Ima equal 20% of the damage dealt by sub-water skill.
20% damage, mid-fleet break, Ima.
25% attack speed, I mean that's gonna be pretty good I think that well then he can bleed 100% chance to inflict bleed
surely that bleed damage is gonna be good
then again attack speed is gonna go the hottest actually hey yeah
recommend this price rash but I don't give a fuck shit
alright we're gaming
So I'm obviously overgearing like crazy because I've got all of us like we're just trying to get the upper to fast boys
We're trying to get out of the fast
It's really awesome get in on this a druid guy would get a druid flails
For the she wife man, holy
Primal
Change it into wolf and swamp your claws
Now I tried to wear wolf. We tried everything right I tried to rag in I tried were wolf
I tried full bear and then I ended up on like a hybrid build. It was my favorite. That's what I'm gonna try make now
My shit no he's being serious
What do you mean by that I'm being deadly serious right now, what do you mean by no way being serious?
Guys, when I haven't played a game for a long time, it's been many, many months.
I just forget everything.
It comes back to me quickly, but it just takes a while.
You guys take it granted.
You guys, whatever you want to call that, your crystallized memory of remembering very
specific level.
I remember everything just vaguely.
I have a cracked memory of everything, but it's very vague.
Because I'll just remember, I'll remember like, like seven years ago one thing, like a thing happened,
I'll remember the vibes of that thing that happened. You would have totally forgotten. I'll still remember the vibes.
Okay. Hey pussy. Yeah, you, I'm talking to you. Why don't you play the game at a fair, non-overjit, non-overpowered gems?
can't handle path of exile without cheating classic meme
Now I'm gonna do that for my test runs whenever I'm doing my test runs
But chess
So right now I'm gonna use whatever I'm gonna use all my gear all my currency when he's everything to just kind of fucking blasts here
This isn't supposed to be a test opener
I'm gonna do some test openers
Probably like it. I'll probably do some tears over there's like a day or two before league
just because that'll be like you know getting ready to just do the campaign
quickly right now I'm just trying to play the game
let's get an int node let me get all my little stats up
this is the camera is chatting yeah but it doesn't matter it's not like for
example getting your red Jax and setup that's easy just understanding that you
just remembering how to roll gear and low-get my melee game and all that shit, just a little bit to say, little monocrafts.
You can absolutely practice for League of Legends right now.
Did I mention if I've been doing what I'm doing now?
Just open it a week before launch. Just to make sure you have time to finish it.
No, no, no.
Okay wait, with mushrooms right, this is where we go whenever it's actually out.
Although it's not out yet so right now we're running blind.
Oh, it's this guy? I guess we'll just kill this guy, because I can't.
So what kind of damage do we got here, Chad?
Can you nip?
Ah, I played the fuck out of that guy. I played the fuck out of him. Let's get it.
I need that wolf leap ability that you get.
Dude, I must admit, the game just looks really nice.
Like, I forgot how nice this game looks.
Just the graphics, the shadows, the textures.
Just looks nice, bro.
Holy crap.
I'm gonna say it does, it does, dude.
Changed my mind.
Oh, but you cannot.
It just looks really good.
These were not my ancestors, but I still respect their valour
Can't feel as good when it's not lagging
It lags for you
Oh, wait, I remember I had FPS issues in P2 whenever the best guys came out, right?
That's when it would lag those abyss levels went ahead like 700 this is
Yeah, it was abyss
Get to watch you practice for two weeks only to play the game for three days after you died during campaign
They like hey the same rate that he's typing the same dumb fucking comment by the way
It's typing what is stupid?
PoE
What is still playing PoE? That's the same guy
Literally the same guy
They complained about like something that's not even real
It's in their head and then they complain at like that. I'm playing too long after they were complaining that wasn't enough
It's it's truly sad and pathetic girl
It really is true is that empathetic I
Suggest getting a life do something else that you free time buddy
Where were the guys, all the P1 guys were there, whenever those guys were in chat complaining
that I was playing P1 too long.
After the simultaneous that they were complaining that I wasn't playing it enough and I was
going to quit instantly.
It's just fucking.
You are a tourist, babbling to town
You are a tourist who lives in the lost
What the fuck is this oh I
Know what it is
It is annoying right there the guys who say that shit and then they do this like the opposite like good
Hey, just know if you're one of these guys who says it
I only play the game for two days!
You're a retard.
You know living in reality? It's delusional. You've made it up.
It's fake news.
Steal yourself!
And there's not a set period of time that I'm gonna play a league for, right?
If I'm playing a league...
Right? If I'm playing a fucking league...
And I'm enjoying it, I'm just gonna keep playing.
If I'm playing a league and I'm not enjoying it, I'm just gonna stop playing.
That's it.
but like this this this one week league thing is entirely fictitious and I
don't know where these fucking guys come from or where they sleep just it's just
literally made up
I've only skipped one league since instead of playing PE and that was for
the classic lunch
I skipped 2, actually, right.
It's WoW classic and then what?
WoW.
Maybe it was WoW both times.
I'm not even WoW both times, legit.
I think I might have been WoW both times.
But guess what?
The latest WoW expansion I didn't play, which is the first time that it's ever happened
here.
That is legitimately never happened like I have never that I have not missed a single
wow expansion my entire life I've played everything last mansion this is this
last one is the first one I've ever missed so it's like a it's a turning
point in my life like blizzards just dog shit and they ran the game in the
ground it is what it is. That's fine work.
Okay I'm gonna do zero damage for a bit.
I'm gonna make it though.
good
MPV is a beast that's what you hold
that's the guy that's the one that uses this
nice to meet you, I just turned the stream, what's the current monologue about?
man, look at one
uh, the current, I've started a monologue about that, it's called a live chat, where I'm chatting to a guy who donated
what he re-subscribed with some delusional shit and I was just calling him out.
Legion was the last time I was getting those 10 years ago.
Wasn't actually 10 years ago, Legion?
That's crazy, man.
I don't know how they don't just make a good, just like, dude,
just code a good MMO.
Just make a good one, bro.
That too much to ask?
Like, if you consider just coding a good MMO, you know?
Just do it.
Why don't you?
Well, why don't I?
Just wait.
Wait and see.
Give me some time. Give me some time.
as a game div give me some time
there's one of those beaches
is this a mechanic?
if you were a capchatter he is stunlocked by a guy who told him he will quit after dying in campaign
Quinn then went on a 45 minute rant about how he does not only play these games for drops when the original
warm guy did not even mention drops stoic 69 you just made the last remember
no passenger for now good strongman great strongman no he said I was gonna he
was doing the classic you're gonna quit nice it is gonna quit
We get there once you practice two weeks only to play the game for three days
Three days was a specific number
So he's he's basically specifying in the amount of time they're gonna play the game for and I'm gonna quit
Okay, and it's one of these things where this is an archetype
This is an archetype. Okay, three days. What often goes for three days?
Whoa, what? Oh
NGZ the pro
Go antagonize elsewhere, mate. Go antagonize elsewhere
It is not appreciated here, okay, wait bring blast wait wait wait wait wait wait where's the good one?
No, no, no, no. Pounce. You like pounce. Pounce is good.
Holy descent. That's good.
Yo, creed, spinach-looking head. When it comes to AI, do you ever think about...
Thor Sheik Thor, Thor, Thor, Bandit Sharifan, by Elin Thor, Thor Sheik, Thor.
Aegis, Aegis, Aegis, Aegis.
Chet he isn't going to quit after three days, let's be real.
He is going to quit once, drop, send, lay, mal, hee, hee.
Did you employing spro because you need someone that has a mod status to badger you every now and then?
He's not employed.
Honestly, kind of based when to keep yourself grounded, and he's pretty good too, almost at fake John levels.
Keep it up, spro.
He's fucking cancer, and I'm like, one day I'm gonna just like...
He's every time he antagonizes was like adding a bit of straw to the donkeys back one day. It's gonna break
I'm gonna fucking just put him at him. I'm just gonna fucking come at him
You know, it's been the truth. You just deliberately antagonize all day. It's just like literally your one goal is like
I'm gonna just type messages that fucking
Unless it's some sort of response from the stream because I want attention. I'm just pretend that's what it that's all your though
You got you literally formulate the most annoying message is possible and the most annoying straw man
I get as possible and you post it in the chat. That's what you do. That's what you don't get twisted. No
No
That's the only reason I haven't put with you because I know you're just joking and it's all fake
Okay, we got one of these okay fist of war three so we can make it fist of war
That's kind of cool. I I leap in this fist of water. I
I get a crack opening move.
Hey, King. Since we are doing a quick Arbiter to Rust run, can you describe a general vibe of how you're gonna do it?
Maybe my memory is not as good as yours, but I don't remember you killing him in a normal run.
He's gonna kill him. He's gonna kill him, bro.
Well, that's not like complicated.
FYI just so you guys know, and I don't get gaslit as a full hater
I worked three years unpaid as a secret modern band millions and billions of chatters with zero thanks
And I cannot okay
Yeah
Listening listening
We got the big pats is now baby got the big count. Well, what the hell I'm dying. What the fuck is oh, that's right. These guys fuck you up
Huh, I might leave you there. What the fuck is that?
Okay, a little bit hot that man goes to doctor says he can't afford rent and he is now
Homeless doctor say stream is simple go to 269 stream and literally type anything so that you can live rent free in his head
Get one guide
Okay, free my guy want NGC for
All right
Rent free night is very few things that are rent free in my head
Every time I see any set of rent free behavior happening I try cancel it as well
You did say once, that if TTS made the stream only 1% worse he would shut it down.
How are these creepy gospel-y TTS not pulling that bar?
Uh, what the one said?
No, so it's overall, right? So you're looking at a micro.
You're looking from a macro perspective.
So if I'm playing a game that requires immersion and it's like narrative driven and it's like
smacking the, it's just like I prefer to just hear the dialogue and TTS is just
too bad. I'll just pause your DS the whole day. There's no TDS.
GD noobs.
But, you know, if I'm playing a game like Father of the Vesa, well nothing's happening.
Generally speaking, TDS is good because, I mean, that allows me to talk to the, to the
various channels, right?
Is that the one they're enjoying?
Cause all of a sudden one look at chat for like hours.
But I saw that's got like an hour straight
and barely even look at chat.
I don't know if she has to deal with her GDS, oh shit.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit!
Duh!
Whoa! Oh my god, I keep on dying to like, stuff that happens after he's fucking dead, bro. What is that?
We can truly... Yeah, no, no, no, no, those guys who like...
I agree though, the ones that are just like, complete cancer, like, we are trying to get those guys.
People who just only do cancer these years. I'm banning those guys.
Like someone does like an air rape TTS, they just get banned.
Facts. They do! They do!
We can ask some of the people who got banned. Like I think I banned this up just recently.
To do it in some sort of...
Like exactly that.
Yeah, it's printing. I'm printing a little bit. Yeah. Like, right there, bro. See that?
You just gotta keep, you gotta pay attention. It's printing so fast that you don't notice
this happening. I understand you, uh, you, you need to increase your Percocetate levels
voice. Deadass. Like I locked and leaped as well and then do a little sprint. A lot of
combinatorics happening. Different different methods of, you know, love emotion.
Victor Muskski-9 going after a hard-working, volunteering mob. Classic. First he came
for replies, then he came after emotes. Now attacking the little man, when will it
end. We need a revolution brothers. Rise up too.
This is high cove. Sorry for making that a champion, guys.
No, the thing that replies is the best change I ever made to this fucking channel.
You have legitimately been so good. It's reduced stun locking by, I want to say 80 to 90 percent.
There's half the time like the cancer message is someone typing chat, I just don't see it.
Not even half the time.
The majority of the time some cancer message gets typed in chat, I don't see it.
It's basically instead of highlighting the cancer messages, it's the opposite.
I agree, I have a banalist, it's a safety mechanism for you as a chatter as well.
got a reply to your message that they can't highlight when you type some
don't you
it's been really good
provide them as a cancer anyway as well
funny this is spreading by the way I made a look like it this is funny
Can I log out?
Why does it look like I clicked this?
You can log out, can't you?
Just press escape and log out.
I don't even remember if you log out this game.
And ghost of doctor says he can't afford a room
And he is now homeless
Doctor says straight and simple
Got a twin, sixteen, one, three
And literally type anything
So that you can live and breathe on your tail
Yeah, one guy, three, nine, ten
And GZ broke
Yes, I would have a good bit of some cool.
Why do you always play beefy characters?
Is it because you are fat?
Yeah, that's it dude. You figured it out man, GG, it's cuz I'm fat.
Did I dodge that, man? What the fuck?
Aw, today, demon banshee.
Just slam hard, slam. You can't just spam slam, you have to do left like right click, but yeah, otherwise you basically kill yourself.
Yeah, by the way, wait, by the way, by the way, by the way, we're talking about the new
AI models and all the various different APIs we could use and how to do it and what would
be good and we're looking at them and you've got to like upload files, use reference images,
storyboard stuff, and there's nothing that's kind of quite like
Sora and the fact that they had that cameo feature, there's nothing quite like that.
You can do ones where you start off with an image, but then it would all be kind of very similar and stuff.
What we're thinking, what about a thing where anyone can upload any video file
and turn it into a thing that they can play on stream?
Would that be the most utilitarian channel player would?
So, no sir, it would go for a moderation layer, not a human, an AI would look at it and make
sure it's not a penis or a slur or anything like that, and then if it was all good it
would just get turned into a token and then you could just play that video, which means
you could basically, it'd be like, imagine, it'd be like Donut Club Plus Plus Plus Plus
Plus Plus, it's basically you could just upload whatever you want, any audio, any video,
image and you just turn it into a thing that you can draw on screen via that token.
I was thinking maybe that's good but then I was thinking maybe people are too...
I think the server was good for lazy people right?
You could just have like Quentin Bet-Fat and Retarded, you know, on a pogo stick.
Chasing a guy, eating a burger or something right?
You could just type that and it's like low F and it's gonna be kind of funny, right?
Whereas this requires someone else to go to a website, create it, download the file and
and then upload it, right? But...
Hmm...
Or will it turn into some handsome media shit where people just upload anime intros to anime stuff and just stop playing anime intros?
Um, I literally have to ask ChachiBT
Uh, if it's sheer about this, this shit?
And you should have to recognize Cox.
It can recognize Cox real well.
So they got moderation filters.
Yeah, these tools are actually really good because they use them for, you know, TikTok and YouTube and stuff, right?
You can just send it off to...
There's a bunch of them online. You can just send it through that. Bang.
I can recognize Cox better than AI.
Well worst case you just all it matters is how sensitive you want it you can make it like super sensitive, and maybe some stuff gets
You're telling me NGC pro was banned
Execusing my queen
What a joke he was a brave soldier that one forever in our hearts
We'll make a diamond from his ashes
Right melon cock speaking as a guy who uses a lot of these talk I can't figure out what the fuck thing is
Would you like that or would you prefer we link up we just pick one and be like, okay?
Seek dance to and then you then you just type ronkson
Speaking as a power user or what should I do both?
Dude, what the fuck?
How am I retarded this red-headed? I'm not this red-headed. I
Like upload your videos. Okay
I can't figure it out!
I can't figure it out. I've literally done laps. I've done laps. I cannot see where the fuck the thing is.
How am I the stupid, bro?
The console that I've been there, that's where it came from. It has to be here, right? That's where it's only like it can be, yeah?
Where else could it possibly be?
oh my god it I've never seen a layout like that I've never seen that that is
insane at the bottom right
what I did multiple last I'm gonna have not logged in in my chat let's be real I
am not logged in obviously coming back to P2 for after a long time like I'm
I'm definitely not locked.
So, I'm unlocked as well.
But yeah.
Can I be able to upload any audio video they want?
What's the best case scenario?
Best case scenario, people make super best spoke awesome stuff.
They go out of their way to like, use an editing software.
Make absolute cinema. Make it perfect.
Extra Adobe After Effects.
Insane transitions. All that shit. And then they make a masterpiece and then send them in. Bang.
Okay.
Downside. Okay, wait. Worst case scenario. People just use it to try and bypass the moderation settings to play like air rape through audio file.
Like distorted Harry Potter shit.
Or they, or they try and like, or they just upload animation.
Basically, I'm just worried about weeps, we just make a roll, like, if you tokenize any
weepshit you get instantly banned.
So, we can just do that.
That sounds reasonable, right?
Keep telling us about how when you come back to a game after some time, you forget everything
about it.
But then you're surprised that you and I quote haven't seen this layout before end quote
Yeah, I haven't seen that lamp for really. I don't know that I don't I forget it
Yeah, okay. I remember vibes, bro. I don't remember the Bosnian being the bottom right now. I remember them both
My brain says like this right?
This is my brain
My brain says okay, I pop out like here
There's like a gate to a graveyard. This is what I see in my brain
And this is like where that boss fight is with that guy's like
You know that guy and then in my mind that there's like a range
There's one thing here and there's one thing here
Maybe it could be a little bit, you know, it could be like this of Ted, you know, look at this
This is in my mind. This is how I think of it like
How's my paint lagging where my paint's lagging could be like that, you know something like that
But I didn't think it was like this, you know, uh, well, I just didn't think this is a possibility
That's kind of yeah
It's a vibe
I'm not supposed to take that earn enough.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
He killed my dog just now?
He did, bro.
Good stuff.
Your name has long been the line to all you Draven.
This was my pretty business. Yeah, I'm gonna call the killer arbiter and I she has a zebra and you're gonna be
Absolutely dumbfounded as to how I did it and you will be in you'll be literally
Your jaw will drop to the ground complete or an
Amazement, okay soon
What would you like
Team.
My coach's drop.
Focus is not what I'm using.
I'm using a talisman.
Talisman is not a focus.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
I don't know about my rejakes, guys.
My rejakes might be kind of scuffed.
Oh, maybe not.
To buy that for level 1.
One of my level 1 characters.
I got a rejakes, baby.
You should absolutely have a red jack strat, it's overpowered, because you see items quickly.
Got a nice little leveling item here.
Okay, we probably have some leveling upgrades.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Boom!
Freakin' booming!
I got a fucking necklace apparently dude, plus we're doing all spell skills.
Did I have an amulet here?
Oh, I forgot it would be better.
for his first
try a lot of good data and it
i'll get a ring a ring that's going to be the stats on it
on ethical be a guy's on it would be a blue this fire is very out the water
I'm yeah, I'm not really learning anything though about like for like preparing my speed leveling, but let's what I'm trying to do that
Right, we're just trying to play the game
I don't see the basic level here. I don't make this hot arm myself than it needs to be you know
Okay, I think I'm going to tell about back
Twinkie
69
Yeah, a little bit of twinking doing I do a little bit 20 what about it bro? What about it?
I deserve to be a twink, okay, because I put in the hard work before and now I get to use my twink gear
To make my new character. I
Suffered I twirled away. Okay to get this gear
I bet to fight lack land get your poke change ready boys is about to go down
I'm just gonna take a piss real fast and then where I pop it off here dude dude insane pewee 2
Dude, this is fun. It's like watching someone play the game for the very first time
Yeah, raw dog blind PE2 gameplay sub 1000 hours playtime check sub one out thousand hours bear bear
Every
I got it boys, I'll skip it. Oh wait the other guy got skipped though. What the other guy
What was the other guy's turn on the street?
It was lagging.
You are banned for banned.
U-Bus!
You are banned for UBAS.
UBAS.
You are banned for UBAS.
This is H.C.
SF by the way.
Is it still going?
Bro, I hate that shit.
Quintessin on now Muslim.
What?
bad skit was a good skit there was not quality TTS what are you talking about
chat I am a fucking I mean technically I'm agnostic but I basically I'm like
99% atheist I'm 99.9 you know 99.9 I think it's far more likely that
A man goes to the doctor, says he is depressed, says that life seems hard and hard to be,
says he feels completely alone in a threatening world where what is in front of him is vague and uncertain.
The doctor says, the treatment is simple. The great Casper Queen of Sonders is tonight in the city.
and he is in a very bad state.
He says that his life is not a serious matter.
He says that he feels alone in a foreign world
where the future is in a bad state.
And of course, the doctor says that therapy is simple.
The great clown is with him.
I once heard a joke
and one git some ahts.
Movi, je jest krzygny mjony.
Je pulu in na alha,
alha ta kasi etum, alha tsi etum.
Le met zsindii, la vie vous semble cruel,
Busy right now.
Dude's getting fuckin' red!
Zero skill required, baby!
Zero skill required!
Did I haven't taken a damage node yet, by the way? Holy!
I mean, check, this is...
The reason why I'm owning so hard is not because I'm, like, cracked at the game or something.
It's because I'm basically using a...
Well, not twinkier.
That twinkier is ridiculous.
But let's say it's like, it's created gear that I've picked up over multiple runs.
Like the best gear that I've looted over like maybe five runs this league.
How many characters did I, I did a lot of characters to maps didn't I?
How do these voice things work? You follow these voices and it doesn't bullshit, right?
You can say above average gear.
Twink gear is a ridiculous statement to make.
I'm seeing.
I'm gonna try these check cause obviously this is some new in-game shit.
So I'm gonna try and learn how to do this fur mechanic.
So she will engage with it
Well, yeah, last hand you mechanic whatever they're redoing it just they're doing the whole as Mary Spirit tree and they're redoing it
Maybe they're like not dog shit, right?
So I'm not I don't like as Mary Spirit things my personally myself. I'm not a huge fan of it
Um, yeah, not big into it at all.
Yeah, let me think it, what's my least favorite map?
Like, fuck nah, I think I just like the battle timble more than I just like that.
I'm not like huge fan of a lot of the things in P.E.2.
Yeah, I'm more like thinking about like a lot of P.E.2 mechanics I just don't like.
Yeah, I don't like Ritual, I'm not a huge fan of, uh, what's that thing called when
you put down the fucking markers and then you've got rogue and you've got win and you've
got the, uh, what's that thing called?
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan, I don't like expedition, I don't like the, I mean what do I, what mechanics
would I like?
I just like the one where you kill mobs and then you get loot.
That's the one I like.
See what I'm saying?
I like white maps, yeah.
No wait, what did I, I had a lot of fun in PE1 doing some mechanics.
No, I like, I like essence.
I'm a fan of essence.
Uhhhhmmm.
Doing maven? That's good. Maven's good.
Breach? Yeah, I'll fuck- Oh, breach.
Dude, breach the breach tree?
Oh my god, breach!
Breach!
I like breach!
Breach is good.
Thank you, sir.
I'm going in, I'm going in the P2 with the lens of thinking I'm going to try all the mechanics again
Obviously, I'm going to try to re-evaluate after
GGG have gone through and down a pass on all the mechanics and tried to make them all big dick
So I'm gonna go in I'm gonna try it out now. I might think they're still shit, but we'll see
Yes, hello, this is Squint and Scroffer
Hello, Esser. We've recently got your request to our clown hotline.
Just following up on that, are you in need of a clown?
Oh, fuck yeah!
Chibro, so I promised some retards this thing called clown week?
Anyways, yeah, need a clown like ASAP.
Of course, sir.
Let me check availability based on the address you provide.
I've never seen this before. It says there is a clown already at your address.
I remember that one, I saw it on you by the way. I remember that one way back at the semathon.
It was the classic. Pretty funny.
Okay. Dammit. Yes, I first damage those gamers. Let's go.
That's a classic.
It's pure gold. Like I don't know about pure gold, but relax.
It's pretty decent. Make me chuckle.
Okay.
You know what I made?
I don't know what you made. What did you make?
I don't know what you made.
I don't think they ever finds out. What did you make bro?
So this is where the clanless live. There are far more of them than I expected.
What did you make? I'm not telling you. What did you make? Don't tell me.
Oh no.
Okay so wait. This thing here, when the patch comes out, how's it going to work, Chad?
When you when you do one it's gonna shoot out some beams showing you which way to go to the next two or something, right?
That's how it's gonna go down
This is currently my probably one of my top like this phone here is in my top 10 loose hever zones
And I always okay. Let's see if I can break the curse
Let's not miss. I'm not gonna miss a single ritual and get lost
Let me get them okay. There's a ritual
Oh shit, penetrates.
I'm doing hella fizz, I think.
Yeah, let's go with fizz.
My top number one least fair zone is the one where you have to click those levers down
and go through like the water zone.
Oh wait!
Maybe the permit area after you get rid of the water? I mean it's- they're both Hacks 3.
But yeah, they're both your top 10. The one where you know what the Hacks-
Oh.
Oh my god please.
Oh the Hacks bro.
Just thinking about the Hacks right now is pissing me off dude.
Why is there fucking T17 mobs in my fucking campaign bro?
Fucking drowning wall bro.
I hate granny more people rage
I'm not lost in something like that
shit
you need to have your brain up to dead or a hagg
I mean I've never died to one but it's
they say today right my quarter the level so high bro
Just knowing that it instantly kills you right if you go inside the orb is just so scary.
Just knowing that can be a thing and you're just constantly paranoid about the hang.
It's like bypassing every defensive layer you have and just saying,
forward slash kill.
I just don't like that.
I don't like the disables defenses.
I feel like you should always be able to defend an attack.
Now, the attack could be scaled to the point where it does so much damage.
It's almost impossible to defend, but you know what I'm saying.
I don't like the ones that just say 4 such kill
Just as a hardcore player
Can we take this emote with this fucking titties that go up and down please get rid of this please thank you
Oh yellow mitts could be huge could be huge
There's a nice life on it
good good lackless good lackless that was disgusting it's kuma shoot anyway bro
I mean 8 life when you only have 300 life is not bad especially in a higher armor base
We got a 59 ammo versus 15 ammo those are some defensive upgrades for sure
It's disgusting. Oh, it's not disgusting tits are just like it's more people opposed to two to a la
Okay, it's fine. Let's get down this way. It's not it's technically I haven't missed it yet. We're okay
It's only if I can't find it and I have to start running around like a bozo. That's when it becomes an issue
I'm not irritated just yet.
Anyway, tip 4.
Wing Blast. No wait, what do I like to use? I like to use...
Wait, maybe I do like to use Wing Blast.
Shaker from the Weaving, Heavy Stunner monster, gain a power charge.
Wait, that is what I like to use and then I use that with the oil breath, right?
And then you go, so you wing blast, when they're about to be stunned, get pouch out of this
and then you oil barrage and then you fucking, oh, you just fucking unload, fat loader them
up.
That's what it is.
So one for one blast
Yeah, same one bill, baby. Yeah
Guys much of me the wheel here. I'm just doing a classic one 69 bill
You know just doing whatever well a second one 69 bill
But it's like this is basically what GG and 10s is like the ultimate hybrid through it
It's not like you know too crazy
But I'm not specializing in any one druid, so I'm doing both dogform leap, wyven nuke,
and then be a clear.
And that's the idea behind it.
Alright, it's like the character, basically I'm going to remake the character that I died
to Astri with.
And then I'm going to kill Astri, and I'm going to kill, uh, Papa to real quick.
What if it's a notica? I died to a bug bro. I went to the early exit zone and it just some
rammed like thing like just clipped through the zone and just one shot my character. I
don't know. It was fucking weird.
Yeah.
Yo, look at Gary bro. Look at Gary.
If this pool has two gallons of water and this pool has five gallons of water, how many pools are there?
seven
Hey, I couldn't thought he was right, bro. He smiled like he's like
Idiot dude everyone's such an idiot dude
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking holding
Yo, check you like the Pee Wee am I a freak for liking Pee Wee one charges like a lot more than I like Pee Wee am I a freak
Like I think I want to try this but actually don't right
But like I don't have to tell you I just fucking love those I love those ones
Like there's something about like
The passive buffs, it's just nice when you've got, you know, when you get a character that's got a bunch of charged generation
You just feel like you're this is a good character, bro
Whereas I had PLE2 chargers that just don't, they don't hit the same as me
I didn't get the same vibe
It's cold damage I want, right? From the uh, yeah
People in chat just use the buffs and nothing else
Well, they're not just buffs. They are utilized for various mechanics
I don't know if you heard of this ability called like discharge or a mortal call for example
right
So you say that right, but it's clearly not just the case
Oh
Yeah, it lives. What's the drama about type of latest bed, bro. Get her here. He posed it. But you're supposed it
Latest new video
I love that. Feeling lucky.
That's a- that's a- that's a- it's easy to ram, bro.
It's easy to ram.
Dude, those were fucking crazy.
They were charging. You know what they need to fucking do, dude?
They didn't ram their face down the door.
They didn't ram their- they didn't get their face and ram-
they didn't fucking door frame.
Face it.
Facts.
Facts
Whoa, whoa
Whoa gosh guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
pause
I locked Gigi just drove the new thing
41 seconds to go
Hash is a bozo facebreakers are back. Okay, what is this?
Hi, I'm Mark Roberts game director on path of excel today, we'd like to showcase two more unique items
First up we have the Orspex and a tire to drive your foes mad with and then a remake of a path of excel one classic
facebreak
provides a variety of ways to bring the ultimate beat down on your enemies
These are both coming in return of the engine. Did you think they're gonna reinvent the minute with the facebreakers?
What do you think is this gonna be generic increased? I mean sure
Dude, did you guys gonna be entirely mechanic? We're about to find out
We're about to find out. In ancient times a lost child was taken in by an asmary village
The auspix of the village declared him an ill omen as their crops soured and their days darkened
Thereafter, Raven's gathered and Mists descended.
This unique lore is fucking great, they got a lore for the unique cardin bro.
Bring him, driving him deeper and deeper into madness.
Holy shit.
Harness that madness.
Okay, I don't know where I'm going to spoil it, there we go, Grants, level 20, Mists
Raven.
20, okay, so it's got a thousand evasion rating base, that's decent, 100 life, okay, potent,
100% increased attribute requirements so it requires 242 dexterity
Okay, chance to deflect is lucky when on low life. Okay enemies in your presence gain one grueling madness each second
What the fuck okay? What the fuck is grueling madness? I don't even know that
and become the all states yourself
Summon a singular misdraven a minion that will ravage okay, and summon a misdraven
Mistraven companion, persisted, physical, chaos.
Okay, someone's a mysterious undamaged mistraven that can be commanded to dive at a target location, crashing through another worldly mirror and damaging enemies in an area.
The raven grants you a friendly charge for each enemy it culls.
And it's got culling strike, the minion uses your culling strike threshold.
Also it scales with your culling strike threshold?
So that was the scales of that other unique they added in
Although I don't know if there's a fuck boy. What are they remember that shit where you could stack it up and the guy was just walking around with a hundred percent kill
20% chance to gain a free charge
You gain additional free charge. Okay, that's a lot of friendly charges. Okay, dude. You got a consistent friendly charge generator
Although it's not going to work on a boss
The foes and Cal enimates
But Miss Raven has a unique command skill.
Command, mirror break, cool down time, 12 seconds, okay?
Someone's in a series, you can't say...
Yep, okay, same shit, okay, so it's 12 second cooldown, 1,000% attack damage, is that the
number they made up?
I mean, it's a big number, 1,000%, it's just weird that it's flat 1,000, okay, a 12 second
cooldown, 1,000 damage, commits 70% of Fizz to chaos damage, and back radius is 2.5 meters,
grants you a friendly charge when killing an enemy.
Which causes it to dive at your targets, scattering reality and creating an explosion of madness.
Enemies killed by the Mist Raven will also grant you friendly charges, giving the Raven
extra utility.
The Mestraven also causes the Grueling Manus debuffs, so this ramps up.
The first Grueling Manus on a target slows their moves to be by 15%.
Each additional Grueling Manus instead increases the slowing potency of debuffs on targets
by 10%, which affects both the first Grueling Manus and any other debuffs that are slowing
the target.
So it synergizes with slow builds.
Net like slow, isn't that like slow manser?
In the chrono that's going to just slow stuff
And a maximum tinkling madness can be inflicted on each target targets will lose one growing madness every two seconds
That passes without more being inflicted
Interesting so it ramps up and then it deramps
Slow maxing okay, okay, this this sounds like either it's gonna be kind of useless or it's gonna be completely broken, right?
But you know how like people stack 10 chains effect and it just breaks the game and like
mobs just stop playing and you just kind of like, you just basically, you can't lose?
It's, it, there's a chance it's just going to be like that, all of the chance where they've
just nerfed the base slows in the game to the point where this does fuck all.
with enemies in your presence to gain grueling mags, a slowing debuff that empowers your
other slows to be even more potent.
Finally, the Orspex also makes you deflect chance lucky while you are low life.
It seems that Miss Raven does a good job of instilling fear in your enemies.
I mean that's a pretty cool vibe I must admit.
That's a pretty fucking unique item.
The fact that you put this like cool ass Raven looking gear on and then it actually gives
you a Raven that just flies around and does shit.
That is kind of cool.
Oh shit!
We have...
Oh!
Sheldino! It's got a skill!
It's got a skill!
It's got like, apricot or something, hasn't it?
It's got a... it has an ability, bro!
It's gonna consume chat. What's it gonna do?
The Esomites and Eternal Empire have a bloody history.
Some enjoyed the thrill of bad...
Facebreaker, stocky knits.
Okay, 8 to 12 physical damage per
Wait, wait, wait, wait, 8 to 12 has 8 to 12 plus 3 to plus 4 per boss's face broken
The fuck what wait you've got a kill
Wait, does it stack up permanently? Oh, I don't know what the fuck what the fuck what the what the hell?
Okay, uh
Increase thumb build up 47% 1% more unarmed damage per 5 strengths. So it's a strength stacker
multiplicative unarmed damage per 5 strength
Plus 3 to melee strike range while unarmed. Okay, it's quality life because you even got a weapons for the range
Plus one armor per strength
Okay
That's a lot of armor, bro. You're stacking you're stacking like what how much strength and Peewee 2 can you get like a thousand?
That's thousand five hundred or something for that. Like I said a thousand blood armor
The 200 600 plus easy
Okay
Can attack as a you're using a one-headed mace
While both your hand slots are empty so it counts as a fucking mace
So you get to use mage attacks.
I don't think so.
Wouldn't use an equipped one at a mage damage.
Use this item's damage.
Okay, so strength stack, you get tons of armor, you get multiple added damage.
You could have break the fucking boss's face.
It doesn't have an ability.
I want to see, let's find out.
A little more than others.
Follow in the footsteps of the red wolf with his legendary gloves.
While equipped and your hands are empty you can use all my skills to adjust your
fists. This is the ultimate smackdown you need. As you progress through the
campaign you too can collect teeth of enemies you've pulverized. So as you break
their faces. Wait it's legitimately like a permanent buff that you go
go around and hunt things. That's like a natural ramp. I mean that's interesting. How do you
know which ones you haven't got though? I guess we'll find out. Each boss encounter
icon on the world screen is a face which can be broken by beating the encounter. Rare
monster encounters do not provide any bonus when broken.
Ahhhhhh. So it's like these little skeleton emojis.
You can track the bosses you've smashed on your map, with each granting you added physical
damage so you can a full ramp by the end of the campaign then face breaker
provides offensive and offensive benefits for stacking up so you can
become a true face breaking powerhouse I mean just check this out hammer of the
gods how about fist of the gods mind of the all specs and break faces with
Facebreaker as unique items in return of the ancients that'll be $300. Thanks. All right
Guys, yeah, that looks pretty sick. I can't like it's kind of like I was like an onigiroshi
Mixed with like a yes strength deck
Some sort of you know you the face breaking mechanically you're powering up as you go through the campaign
But this it's not but then you still have that in-game ramp of just getting multiplicative damage per strength
It's just I mean, it's just straight down with multiple
Why an arm damage? What does that equal to? 188 to 252.
I wonder, does that square, there's probably not going to scale with quality, right?
No, it won't, because arm will increase the defenses and it won't increase the physical damage.
This is some weird fucking, I wonder if there's some runes that you can interact with this?
Hold up, Arm of Amasis. Yo, log in, man.
I mean, if I drop these early game, bro, who knows?
I definitely would consider rolling around less although you don't get a fucking shield do
Can attack us are using a one-handed mace while both of your hand slots are empty
So you gotta have no so you don't get a shield at all. It's like using a two-handed weapon added physical damage
I don't know man
That's pretty fucking cool. Do you ask me?
It is not bad
You can use one of the one of course you can I mean the whole point of the the item right that you can just do it
Just use it for holoparm.
It's for make step, bro.
Like, holoparm.
Technique.
Yeah, so this is literally just the most version of holoparm, isn't it?
Can attack other using.
It's like the same exact wording.
Fair enough though.
What if you do both? Well you could switch between both right? I mean I don't know what you think it is.
I know I'm the tax that would use a quarter staff stack. So that thing is that would use. Let me just check here.
Hi. It reads that would use a master right?
Uh, can attackers using a 100 mace while we're handling it?
I don't know, attacks that would use an equipped 100 mace.
Oh, 100 mace specifically.
Uses items damage.
I don't know, attacks that would use your quarter stuff damage game.
No, it doesn't stack.
Yeah, of course it does.
Yeah, it's just campaign bosses ramping one thing is you get that's like under your seat
you get to ramp as you go through the campaign so it scales with you so you could like as
you play the game it scales with you and then once you get to end game well then your new
thing that scales is the strengths and then you stack strengths so you've got scaling
both ways and it means you don't use a weapon so you don't your weapons are solved.
That is three I'm slots.
The damage is going to be really good, right?
You're losing, you know, a lot.
Let's be real.
If the damage isn't broken, it's not going to be worth it, is it?
Who cares?
It's cool.
Hopefully, the damage is balanced to be like quite high.
You see how fast that rolling slam was?
Yeah.
Yeah, let me attack this pretty good.
Yeah, can that be upgraded?
It is a low level unique.
I mean theoretically all uniques can be upgraded based on the uh, wording.
But then that's like a scaling unique that scales up and I don't know this
that's what I'm gonna have to find out we're gonna have to find out chat that's
what I'm gonna have to do I think it's the trick is to wait and see right
scourge plating elective flat there the enemies you sufficiently up a kill
with non herald attacks cause an explosion in
I don't get to know it.
Sorry, I've been makes f- oh, I could buy it.
What's going on?
Well, no, no one can figure it out.
They just have to release it.
We just don't know until they release it.
What are you talking about?
I don't know if you're an idiot or you just couldn't wait until we...
We don't know until they release it.
And when they release it, then we'll know.
I will treasure it.
It's pretty basic really, pretty basic stuff.
Goodbye.
All that we have right now is assumptions.
That's it, plus what am I all mean in skills?
There's double res though.
Okay, wait, what do I just do here?
I'm fucking spacing out, bro.
I just killed the dude, right?
I must admit, whenever you're prepping for a league, it always is like,
Why am I doing this?
Why am I doing this? Because like, I could be, you know, like, all getting deleted and re-sit, so it's like a waste of time.
But then, when you play a league and you did no practice, you sit there thinking,
What the fuck am I doing? I'm such an idiot, why don't I practice?
Can you go down? I'm gonna stay on the wire for 20th time.
Okay, what class and abilities did they add? Okay, guys.
Okay, dude in chat.
All this new stuff that's added into the game, and this was a warrior for the same time.
Okay, you're banned.
Hey, Riktard, oh, you can't have him in chat, but like,
uh, explain to me which ability of my bar is not new.
Oh, you can banish, you can't issue time, because you're actually banned.
You guys, you can't time, because you're banned.
Every single ability is new.
I'm only exclusively using new abilities right now.
This is all in the latest patch.
Spoiler alert, the new patch is live, so I can't do anything.
I always play the new ship whenever there's a new build.
i will be doing
i need to figure out way
we've got the wildwood woman
with all the pets and the various things
i have dementia
do i have dementia
and then you've got
The fist of stone monk guy, right? Wait, what else do we have?
It's okay, I actually have forgotten.
Like, legitimately.
What the fuck?
Well, I remember a fist of stone monk, that's it.
Wait, what the fuck are we... What's the new one?
Uh, PE2 announcements.
Like, how do I get the new announcement, guys? Path of XO...
It's like you want to get the latest page
How I get to the new pad I don't get to the new page agents
There we go found it found it boys found it ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I feel like if I do this one I'm almost guaranteed to become a minion kick.
Like I, I, I like legit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the, this is the, so he's got like a fucking, he summons illusions when he meditates and shit by like channeling some shit.
And then he's got Fist of Stones, which has got like a bunch of, effectively a million different cool ways of scaling your character.
Question is how tanky can you really get a month though?
You could probably get on quite tanky right?
Yeah you could, you could just use the minion, you could just do the bear guy right for damage mitigation and then just play a full look whatever build you want right?
Like for example, you know, like they show on the showcase like a tornado build would go crazy with that new fucking feather tick.
Minotape before battle.
Where's the uh...
Anyone got a link to their fucking passive nodes with the...
Monka's Entity? I just want to have a look at it again.
Let's have a look here, I just want to have a gaze.
holo form um okay holo form technique 70 finish attack speed level 20 channel to create fleeting
images of your astral self know the target location the images come from a socket attack
once then vanish targeting the closest enemy if possible the images cannot perform channel
skills, all conditional skills. There's literally just, it's actually just general
scribe, right? Except you have to channel it. And it's a little bit nerfed. But then
it kind of spams and goes crazy. So it's 70% of spade and it's 20% less damage. But
otherwise, it's effectively just going to spam in its ability over and over again for
you. Trading in your HP, 80% of the skill's cost creates two additional
just when consuming a power charge.
Sockless skills have 30% less attack speed as well.
What would that be like?
Obviously you can play it like you generate power charges
and then you press it like a cooldown,
or you can play it as it's your main ability
and you just fucking walk up to a mob and just go boom.
Right and then you guys fucking pops off and you could use like whatever super slow heart-hitting shit
Zero as per stream
What would this with this thing? Oh, I don't know about that guys
Do I look or seem like a guy who cares about making an efficient mapper?
No, I'm not I made game in Julia
I will play whatever the fuck I want and if it's and I actually enjoy it ability if it's like what Jessica's fucking weird
Hello resonance
Attention that goes the bell to your back or it's with other skills will cause the bell to ring out damaging your manamese
level 20 cool that time 0.5 wait this is like shockwave bro but this is just
strong wave bro that's kind of nice but wait you have to use can't wait hello
resonance bro hello resonance plus slow as fuck two-hander oh shit dude shockwave
MPOE2 thing about it Chad it's got a cool down time for me I was thinking I got
three uses right? Oh you need to have crit though you need to have crit. Wait, there's
another thing behind that. Can tattoo ruin your body gaining a different ruin circuit.
I mean, that's gonna be good, right?
Like, that's a stats.
That's literally just stats.
Oh, wait, to get the Holo Resonance technique,
you have to get this other node.
What is it on the node?
Is this the one with spawns
random house bells around the place?
Requires any melee, like, martial weapon or unarmed.
Martial weapon.
Yeah, I know what that is.
Model 1 is going to be used to attack, access boars, claws, crosswords, daggers, flails,
mazes, claw sets.
I guess I'll wait.
This is every weapon.
Okay.
Any melee martial weapon?
Melee martial.
On arms.
While I have the ghostly bow, I'll keep parrying around you, your hits immediately destroy the
bells.
Shockwave that damages nearby enemies cause the heavy stunned enemies with the prompt for stun. The bells themselves are with prompt for stun and can be curled
Bells appear within four minute radius of view bell duration is five seconds 4.1 second 4.1 second duration between bells appearing
Limit one active bell
Shockwave 300% damage
I mean, it's technically synergizes, right?
Cool down based.
Has synergy with the bell spawning.
You just, you got two cool down base abilities that do high, what percent physical damage,
right?
And the idea is that you basically just use some bell cucks.
just kind of cold your bells over and over again for charges and then you just
you've got the slowest fuck weapon I don't know it's kind of it's kind of
interesting and then you can use fists of stone as well for like tons of
extra gain damage every month those are bell cut well this is different bills
These aren't, these are different bills.
You know?
Way of the mountain.
And wait, you get evasion years per level, bro.
It's not bad.
While you have any amount of mountains teaching, attacks against yourself,
I remember this, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The what I don't like about this is you have to keep them mobilizing an enemy so it's not consistent versus bosses, right?
And it only reduces hits that won't kill you and not the kill hits that would kill you
What are these gonna be bro
Maybe these are okay, maybe it's like
bro your character is fucking controls the wind to block attacks and like
every damage is reduced by someone like he's got wind it's way below the wind
barrier bro he's like avatar the last airbender he's got flat reduction to
attacks but it scales with your fucking armor bro and you armor stack yeah there's
no there's no it's so I don't know it wouldn't be like that it'd be some sort
Dex bowls you right
Passive defense. I don't know. I don't know what it could be. I don't know I
Mean, it's just an icon of a guy sitting there. He does not have a weapon in his hand, but the second one does
He's gonna find out
I'm gonna do like the idea of hello resonance though, right like you just attack and then that hello resonance just fucking does shit
Let's give them too much of the other lessy but uh they are not actually.
I shouldn't get them into that though.
That's actually a really good idea.
That's like some non-slop.
Dude that's...
I must admit man.
It's so hard to police what they watch, bro.
Like I've hit the band, I don't know how many things I've banned.
There's just so much slot.
Um, there's so much slot.
Like, if you guys think Teen Titans, well, Teen Titans go?
Holy.
Raven.
Are you really going to be raven quad?
It's called Teen Titans, bro.
The characters in that should have like fucking 10 years old or some shit 18 is a team yeah
I don't think I don't know about like I don't know about the age I don't know how the cannon
works bro.
Oh my fist out of this is all but I should probably utilize these orbs.
G15, I'm 15, you smell me?
Mmm.
I mean it is what it is, bro.
I forget, like, if you ostracize your kids too much, and they don't know anything about pop culture,
well, and turn them into these, like, ultra-hipster kids, then they're, well, then you're just gonna cook them, right?
Socially.
So I have to, like, let them watch some of the popular stuff that their friends are watching.
Otherwise, you know, they'll get no friends.
But then at the same time I'm not gonna let them watch Coco Melon or like some shit that's
like just loud noises and flashing and just you know spammy like YouTube videos and shit.
Don't you break some of my wall okay?
You don't have my kids right now boys. It's kind of cringe dude. Okay, I don't appreciate that man
It's a chicken
And you force be this cop slop person a cop slop okay you say cops up as bad cops up literally is like the most real shit out there
You get it's like the extremes of things that are happening inside
like I don't know why how is cops up slop okay slop is not doesn't mean it's
like cops up is just a way of describing cock videos
like I guess it shows you what humans are like how he will act in desperate
scenarios how people act in serious scenarios really extreme scenarios I
I think that's interesting.
Pewpea's average footage is not just NA, it's life, bro.
We've been over all the same and NA human
is not that different from EU human.
Maybe a little bit culturally,
but not really that much at all.
Okay, focus up, focus up.
Wait! Surely, surely we can...
NOOOOO!
You're not gonna run out, Sonya!
Great Wolf, thank you! BASTARD!
BASTARD! FACE ME!
Hello, Quinn. I've seen you getting hiccups quite a lot recently.
Did you start drinking again?
What do you mean hiccups, Simon? Hiccups?
What? I literally don't even have backups.
Ain't no.
I have not consumed alcohol with beverage since I went to my personal friends for that party.
I had whiskey there. It's the last time I consumed alcohol.
There's another one called Bear at a Pizza Place.
I'm not gonna go Bear at a Pizza Place.
I don't know when that happened though.
I did get that at one time.
I'm gonna Bear at a Pizza Place.
Yeah bro.
I'll be there dude.
It's a fucking...
There's a sourdough at a pizza place that does...
This is built directly next to a brewery and then they get fresh beer like cask and it's
like you can get like nice as fuck on tap beer while you eat pizza.
It's definitely not a good place like you're good at speedrunning diabetes for sure, yeah.
I had a simple way to do it.
The point I've got money on you getting mage blood in my first league is...
Wait, what? Why would you bet on that?
There's no way I'm getting mage blood.
You know I've never littered a mage blood, right? Ever.
Betting on me getting mage blood is like...
I don't know, betting that pigs will fly or something.
I am cursed with the crazy RNG, look.
You know I'm having good and I'm tough that I don't even get a cut
Finally sure these so then the vets
Makes you like farm all out there to get super rest stuff
Because I'm doing ethical farming strats aka just don't do the fuck I want
Yeah, I'm gonna get that much
Yeah, it going about dude, whatever man, it's a clean belt
That wasn't that red bro
shit shit I'm a cement I must admit that I am not longer than I've yet to develop any
attachment to this character whatsoever
i thought i'd have fucked up by uh... playing with my gear
are you also going to go to your trainer's neighbor's brother in law's birthday party?
i hate going to birthday parties, i only go to ones that i absolutely have to bro
I have to count the ball on.
Down to Storm.
That's Oil Barrage.
That's where it's at, boys.
Oil Barrage.
Wilken Climbing is a meme, right?
I remember trying that out.
Just telling Fackle.
Same build as always.
I did check it out.
Wait, I'm looking to ban this guy once again.
Lucky I can't find you buddy. You're lucky. I cannot find you. I thought you would be fucking gone bro. You'd be fucking gone
But this is old
Holy wait, this is old
Hi everybody, this is Paul, I'm here on RPAD TV, and I'm here with Jonathan Rogers, the lead programmer on Path of Exile.
So, for people who aren't familiar with the game, what kind of game is it?
So we're an online action RPG, so that's a top-down, kind of isometric perspective game.
You know, you run around and kill stuff, you find loot, and our biggest feature is definitely, like, character customization.
We find character customization is really important, you can kind of do a lot of stuff.
What other games do you guys look at for inspiration for this one?
What are the biggest influences on your game?
So, I mean, in terms of that kind of game, the biggest game in terms of influence is always Diablo 2.
You know, it's the classic, everyone loves it, it's a huge number of copies.
The other one as well is Magic the Gathering was a really huge influence to us.
Because we really like the concept of that you have your deck and it's got a lot of cards in it that you sort of collect,
and those are a lot like items.
But also that the customization factor of like, you know, you can design sort of anything you want to do.
there's a lot of interesting combinations.
So that's what we really try to invoke with that game.
Oh!
Our fiction is kind of about what's called path of exile.
So you're exiled.
We kind of wanted to have a sort of cutthroat world.
And so we're thinking, okay, so what kind of fiction
do we need in order to have it so the players are kind of,
you know, at each other's throats, you know,
like it's a sort of dark fantasy kind of land.
So, you know, that's sort of why we went
into the sort of exile concept.
Now, obviously, Lord of the Rings is a big influence
on anything fantasy related.
And you know, being from New Zealand, of course, you know that.
But I'm wondering, are there any other big book series or movie series or whatever,
comic books that were an influence on how you guys formed your different characters and your enemies?
So I know for a fact that our art director is a huge fan of Cthulhu and the comics might make you
acknowledge that pronunciation.
So, you know, that kind of stuff, he's really into that kind of stuff.
What are some of the things that you guys are doing to differentiate yourself from,
you know, Diablo and other games like that.
So the main thing that we're doing is, once again, it's all about customization, you know,
like we want to make sure that, you know, you build a character that's sort of unique
to you, you know, you can experiment with different builds and that kind of thing.
These flasks are crazy, bro.
What are we looking at?
Oh my god.
And the fucking cash I want is nuts.
Just the old UI?
Holy shit.
You know, we've got our skill gem system that allows you to combine things in different
ways or like the passive tree that's like massive is about 3,350 nodes you know
with lots of different string choices. That's rare and fatty nodes. Is that all?
One of the things that you showed that was interesting was you have these gems
that can modify your spells and they can actually modify multiple spells and
you can you can do things like that. Talk a little bit about that and what's the
inspiration for that was. Yes I mean a lot of the inspiration for that actually
came from Final Fantasy 7. They have this materia system but we kind of took a
little bit further. It's really really good base for the kind of customization we
wanted to do. So for example if you've got like fireball and other things called
multiple projectiles. Can you believe it, Chad? I'm a Final Fantasy 7 cook. I'm a
Final Fantasy weeb because I like by the way, I mean dude they
were ahead of their time with their system with the support gems. It is what it is, man.
Then you can put them together and now you've got a Mali Shot Fireball. But it
works for any skill that's on a projectile unit. Even ones that only sort of
ancillary and cilia really do. So you know like that's the kind of level of
Customization we wanted to do and it also there's things like totem for example where you link something with a totem
Jam and now when you cast it it actually costs a totem that you know goes and then what am I so
You know those are some things right and you said that the the gems that modify so your fireball spell
Obviously a modified fireball spell cut uses more map
Judges
Obviously a modified fireball spell. Oh my god
See Enduring cries and he's get that's his endurance charge, bro, and then he does a discharge
Holy fuck. Look at this uses more man
So oh my god costs like it's not always
Well, like some support games actually make money she cost cheaper, you know like in certain cases
But yeah, I mean that we basically try so if you try to put everything into one big over spell
It'll probably cost like a huge amount of money or have some other cost
But if you like have lots of individual little spells, then you know, it's cheaper
Another interesting thing in some like a lot of these games you guys don't have gold
There isn't gold or or any sort of money in the economy of the game. How does that?
Yeah, so um we kind of
I think ever the visual component of that sound effect you have 1.9 million gold by the way
Yeah, there is look through all the different things that gobs used for an action RPGs
And we kind of designed our way away from most of them. So we sort of thought, well, hey, what if we just got rid of gold?
And instead of that, we have these sort of currency items, which all of them have some inherent use.
So, for example, you can like take a white item and then upgrade it to a rare, and then maybe you can add a mod to that.
And then maybe you don't like it, so you scour it away.
You know, so it's sort of like a crafting system where you can modify things.
And we try to make this a little bit more...
This was intelligent, by the way. Like in hindsight, you're like, off to obvious. It's not.
Like this is cool as fuck. I'd never I'd never experienced a game with crafting like Peely before
This is fucking cool. It's my favorite type of crafting in any game
Any any so good items can apply to any of the different types of
Things in the game
So for example we have these in-game maps which kind of open the bottles
We're into a map and you can add properties to those just like you could with any like a sword or something like that
Now, let's say I am a mage and I find like a cool sword out in the world and I upgrade
it with, you know, gems or whatever, but obviously I don't need it.
What do I do with it?
I can't, do I sell it in a store, do I, do I just say, oh, I can't do anything, do I
throw it away?
What do you do?
How do you get rid of it or how do you use it?
So the main thing we want to promote is trade between players, but you don't have to do
that.
There's quite a lot of things you can do.
So, for start there's like the shop, right?
You can just go to the shop and sell it for like shards of currency items that sort of
of upgrade to the larger pieces.
But the other thing as well, of course,
is that you have a big stash thrown in there.
One of your other characters, I'm sure, will want to use it.
So we try to promote people to create multiple characters
that we can do 24 slots to start with.
And we hope that you'll use all the battery.
Yo, is Jonathan on stimulants now?
I feel like he speaks a lot better back like 10 years ago.
What happened?
Is he taking, is he on meth now that he's like the CEO?
What do you think it's age?
He seems way more hypo now.
You think you would be hypo when you're younger and more chill when you're older, am I crazy?
He's got to be on Andy or some shit, or maybe just tons of coffee, true, just tons of got
strong as it.
For people who like doing trade as like a job there people who
Preventing I don't do any
Like to trade and like that's kind of a thing that they like
so for those people having a trade system, which is very part of this just kind of interesting because the price is everything all
Kind of fluctuating all the time and like it's kind of interesting. You know if sort of ask the community
I swear
Oh god, you know so like that kind of game is like actually being played up quite a lot there
Was one of the reasons you guys didn't want to do gold because you didn't want the whole gold farming thing to happen in your
I mean, that is a factor, definitely.
Like, it's, when you have,
when every item in the game has a use,
there's no, like, everything's kind of its own sink.
Like, we don't get the problem where, like,
you get gold that becomes, like, you know,
like massive inflation and that kind of stuff.
So the economy is quite, like,
probably the second one to that kind of
those kinds of problems, which is a really nice bonus.
But also, it's just that we felt, you know,
like, we don't really need it,
and we like the kind of barter stuff that happens,
and it sort of comes once again a little bit back to magic,
where, like, people trade cards and that kind of stuff.
And, you know, we kind of want to encourage that kind of thing,
rather just sort of selling and give everything for a faceless amount of gold
Rmt's not a big deal in Peeley right? No, like let's be real. No, no only fucking rate that's Rmt
Only rate that's RMT and most the goats play as if anyway, so I
Mean yeah people guys
Streamers that are empty that aren't a buy stuff. They sell shit. Okay, and all the streamers that are
actually fucking good and as she pop it off well guess what they're not stupid
enough to risk their entire fucking politics I'll correct the being an
RMT cuck anyway
mathel is not an RMT bro what are you talking about
mathel is not an RMT Elon don't even know who an RMT is Elon and fucking rock from the block
and like some Russian guy that still made you called out a few years ago I don't fucking know
some russian guy legit it's i don't know fucking anyone arm she's actually legit
talk a little bit about the skill trees when your character is leveling up most games of this
hill you know sort of limit you like you know if you're like the warrior here's like the warrior
skill set that you can level up what you guys did though is make it so that you can basically
pull from any kind of character talk a little bit back yeah so we have one big I hated this by the way
when I didn't get to pick my class and I think it's picked like the abilities on
the class I was like this is fucking trash so generic no flavor where's the
flavor that's what I hated that this was such a hard thing to onboard me to and
even now like it did without my sentences the only reason they get away
with it is with the sentences but pre-ascendancies it was dog shit bro
I don't know I think it was dog shit pre-ascendancies bro dog shit
with the sentences allow it
starts at different places on it so
for a witch for example it's very easy to get all the spellcasting passives
but you can kind of make your way over to the warrior area for example and
it's hard to keep your passives there
it's just a bit harder right because you have to kind of go through all the rest of the skill tree to get there
and we just want to make sure that you have the ability to
come up with interesting builds that utilize skills from other classes
so you know
Like, one example is there's a warrior skill called Blood Magic, which is a thing which allows you to cast him in a life-insuited mana.
So we kind of figured, well, warriors have a lot of health and have a lot of mana, so maybe we'll give them the ability to cast some mana as well.
We found that a lot of witches were kind of interested in kind of going down there and picking it as well, because they sort of had interesting builds that involved, you know, maybe that kind of stuff as well.
Fucking mages, bro, coming for the melee shit. That wasn't designed for the melee characters, god damn it! You don't like that?
So, you know, sort of interesting to see what they're doing.
Right now your game isn't in closed beta, it's going to be in open beta soon.
So you have a limited number of people who are playing it.
Have you found people doing other things other than just, you know, the typical running around...
Wait, I don't understand close beta. Wait, what?
He's saying the game's in closed beta.
But he... Johnson was talking about maps.
I thought maps went in the game.
I thought maps went in the game, it's a wait letter. Am I crazy?
Open beta soon? They weren't. Wait, what?
Didn't people just use to farm to like that one Dominus boss and that was the end of the game and then eventually it was like
They farmed to the end of that guy like who's he called?
like
Your life is no mean no wrong guy the guy the guy who's just a slam attack with like the lady's like
It was Dominus and then it was and then it was that Malachi, right? I
Don't know I wasn't playing maybe in I
I
Set up playing in a piranous league
Some I'm actually a new frog like I'm a piranous league Andy did see yikes
Probably was before that. Oh shit. Okay, so it was about party don't mail. Oh, yeah
I mean, there's a lot of people who come in and play for a different reason like some people are only just interested in build experimentation
I don't even actually want to play with the characters they create
They just want to like create something see the like DPS number that says on the character screen and then they move on
And there are other people who just like trading, you know, that like there are people who
They'll just sit in town the whole time trading all the players and coming in mogul, you know
And then you know, there are other players who just like they don't really like, you know
Playing right up to the end and kind of like, you know grinding at the end game
They kind of want to, you know, like lots of characters and then the other thing we do is these are race events
Where we'll have like a three-hour thing where basically the person who gets the most exp in that three hours is the winner
And then they get prizes
So there are people who entirely specialise and I'm gonna be able to get a character through the game as fast as I
possibly can't be really surprised by how fast they can get through the voice
like almost like the end of Act 3 and like you know like three hours almost
do you like like this because they're just running past all the monsters
that's possible they can and that kind of stuff and another thing you guys have
done is is running in the run up to the game as you've been selling these packs
online to people talk about what is actually in those packs and and what
have they done for the game yeah so it's a lot like Kickstarter in a way where
You know, we've got kind of like successively higher rewards for each care of pack as you go up
So, you know, you start to get things like physical copies of the game and soundtrack and like t-shirt and that kind of stuff
But in the highest pack the thousand dollar pack
Jesus each designer unique item that will go into the game
So I just say this isn't like a game that you other than sorry
This isn't like an item that you just get right like this is an item that goes into the pool of items that other players can find
So it means you kind of get to contribute to the design of the game in some way and we kind of you know
You're working with us right you can't just say oh
I want to sort of like 500% damage, but that's to be sort of balanced and that's what D4 Annie would do or D3 Annie would do
Do you look 5,000% damage weapon bro?
Straight up, but you know it means that the sort of the players have some opportunity
And that's kind of quite cool
So I'd like to see us actually doing potentially more sort of stuff like that
You know, maybe you can like effectively you know, I need to add like a monster of your design to the game or something like that
You know sort of a way to fund development without really kind of like
you know, without staring away from all sort of pay-to-win stuff that we really don't like.
Now $1,000 is-
I can make an item with the game chat, because I'm a-
that I've defeated the box boss, all right?
Definitely not some sort of uh, what am I looking for here?
Definitely not some sort of uh, not the patriarchy, not an oligarchy.
Definitely not some sort of nepotism shit, right?
Because I'm a streamer, they've got special privileges.
Okay, um, yeah.
Certainly nothing to do with who I know.
I earned that, okay? I earned the ability to make it unique for the game.
You alright? You hear me? Okay, and I'm gonna make the fucking coolest unique.
Dude, I have to see that facebreaker on him where you can break bosses' faces, man.
Ooh! Ooh! Shoot, that gives me some ideas.
A lot of money, I mean, especially for a game.
Let's just make it people I will allow chat to I will allow chat to
Give me ideas and collaboratively
Talk the process but ultimately fuck you. I'm doing whatever the hell. I want and I'm gonna make whatever you dig out one
You know, I've got many many ideas many many ideas, but I'm just gonna keep wet
I think it's you there's no way you do unique this early though, bro
Why would you do you need unique disability? Why not wait to 1.0?
you know you had a lot of people buy that to get to make their own item yeah
so there's a hundred and seventy six of them and they're actually like it's
very interesting actually seeing some of demographics like there's some people
who are just like you know they've got a lot of money or there's some people who
just like they really love the game they want to be a part of it you know there's
like a lot of people who try to do it but yeah I mean all of them like a
definitely very passionate and they do know the game isn't like gonna be a
thousand dollars or yes absolutely yeah they I'm a lot of them actually really
like the fact that we're not doing a whole pay-to-win thing and they kind of
want to like somebody would say you know I want to reward you the fact you're
free to play but you're not selling all the horrible stuff that makes other
games like bad so it's a free it's like the game it's ethical or whatever and
it's free to play and no let's hit and it's also the game that I spent the most
money on like bar none oh unless we can't deal with one model but they're
it's very close it's very very close like my peoe account's got like tens of
thousands of dollars put into it which is crazy game gonna be it's it's not
paid a window right but you don't need to do that you just can oh okay and look
okay outside of the little tiny magical increase it is slightly pay to win but
it's just like the barrier entry is like two millimeters high right you just
gotta step over it maybe you can't afford $25 or whatever it is take a
currency stash jab I mean just you need to get a job or you need to not be playing
the game let's not get a twist is true when does your right to creation code
expire and boba there's no I can't I can't expire but it spies I'm gonna
complain to the GG if it's been like what the hell you didn't tell me next
but I will complain to their manager I will fucking DM Chris Wilson and I'll
be like yo you don't work at that GG anymore but like what the fuck man for
people to join and when will it actually be out and done and all that other fun
Okay, so I'm going into open beta in January the 23rd, so hopefully we'll see a lot of people playing then.
And at that point, like, your characters will be around forever, like, there's no reason not to play at that point.
The actual release of the game should be something like five-ish months after that, I hope.
But we don't want to be in open beta forever, like, you know, some games are.
We do want to actually release, but, like, we've got a little more content to make and, you know, some other features we've just done.
Uh, we'll be out of here.
Cool.
He's distinct.
Classic, dude.
No.
That's cool, that's a cool little video.
That's weird.
It's weird to see it like he's, I mean clearly Jonathan was popping off in his same duty
as now, like back then.
But you know, he's, when he does interviews now he's like a lot more, what's the cadence
This is how he speaks. He speaks a lot faster and spams a lot more words.
I did not call him a drug addict!
It's just weird seeing how chill he is, compared to now how he's a lot less chill.
Okay, I said is he on A?
I did not say he's doing cocaine!
Adderall the Medication!
Okay?
Oh my... I did not say he smokes meth!
Okay, you are making these things up right now guys. I don't appreciate that. I did not say Jonathan from GG smokes me
You literally called him a crackhead. Yeah, okay
Called you mom last night
How to maximize your damage, what about this is this you say I speed like a crack in there or what please for me to say
Yo yo yo, what's going on guys, Quinn69 here.
Today I'm gonna be bringing you guys a guide on how to squeeze every last little bit of damage
at your character.
We're gonna explain damage to you guys.
I mean, it's pretty broad, subjects, but I'm gonna kind of convey to you guys the most
important aspects.
We're gonna explain the mechanics of damage.
But my T has gone up so much, I don't know how to understand how, how does that work?
How do my T go up as much as it did, like my beard is so shit there bro.
How it really works.
And we're gonna show you-
this is how about stacking multipliers can be a bad thing or like not as good as
what you think this okay so this might look a little bit like when you went
from maths bro math more damage maths do so the day some good shit this little
spreadsheet I made even I even made a fucking spreadsheet it's a multiply
guys it's a multiple died with all oh my god bro holy shit yeah you know we all
gone on about buckets and all this bucket shit they're talking about the
damage buckets this bucket that bucket okay this was that but before like way
better this is literally that I'm describing to the the buckets and
Diablo three that people didn't understand
Okay, but that stupid bucket analogy. Okay, bro. There's some good. Um, she took kind of your advantage
So let's just show you another thing. Let's show you another let's show you another this is kind of different. I'm I submit
Oakland's knowing the fuck I'm getting pissed off. I need to shut up. I
Was watching the fuck that the old queen used to shut the fuck up
You're from anorexic to obese. I am not obese bro. I'm getting super just I'm currently I had the most muscle mass
I've ever had. Oh
I'm definitely not the fittest of it mean, but I'm sure definitely put on the most muscle
And I'm gonna just me want to boot up the other three right now. Yeah, they can be a mass monster
That's my archetype of the you know, that's my build on my mass monster
I'm a huge motherfucker, I'm a huge motherfucker, I'm just a huge guy.
Jonathan from GG Smokesmith, I'll find some use for that, go.
Okay dude, okay, oh, no
It's fun, sorry, I mean it's actually funny
I don't need some money now Debbie.
I'm still in the next one.
I've made a lot of progress.
I've been making progress Jam, what can I say, we've been popping off here.
It's slow and steady boys, slow and steady.
the race? Open that strongbox. I don't like having strongboxes because they can
free you, right? Like, can they freeze you in this game? Does P.W.T. have strongboxes that
freeze you when then you die? Oh, I'm playing like I can't log out.
Do that one log out, cus I'm not a bitch.
I will I, wait I will I should, I'm going for Abbot to kill, of course I should log out, I should definitely play.
I think I'm gonna log out.
Have they, guys have they fixed the Ashbury bug? Yeah, they killed me.
me. That glitch with the ground like doesn't de-spawn or some shit and you just died like
some bullshit. Yeah, tech damage. Stronger with every strike.
I'm gonna play 5% of this is this is this is what I'm gonna ban this guy I'm sorry
the guy's message was so good I don't know what to tell you I legitimately don't
like I don't even I'm gonna read out of the message you told us that fucking
The brain did my holy shit game is can we lock in please can we lock in
Guys, I am playing POE
Yeah, to reorient myself with the game obese
It's muscle mass chat. It's just heavy bones chat. It's genetics, bro
That's the reason why I'm playing the game, wait what is that air to lift it could that
mean the zone?
Should I know?
Yeah the reason why I'm playing the game right now is to just unfog my brain.
You know when it comes to Peelee to just remember like oh that's how you walk around that's
how you press your abilities.
That's what you used to heal.
Oh, that's that fucking boss in the campaign.
That's what he does.
Oh, this is how you open your inventory button.
That's like the button to open up the fucking passage tree.
Oh, these talents exist.
Like just, I'm thinking real basic shit.
I'm gonna do some practice runs.
Spear in the campaign,
like one to two days before the league starts.
My current plan is to fully go kill Arbiter on HGSSF real fast.
That's what I want to do.
This is a little Arbiter speedrun on H... little Arbiter speedrun for HGSSF.
It is going to take me a while to do the campaign to this rate. I must admit, you are right. That's true.
Nah, tomorrow... I plan to beat the campaign tomorrow.
Um, alright, I spend the most of today just trying to figure out what I'm gonna do.
Now that I know what I'm doing, I can actually just log in and yell.
How does it not get afraid of that get consumed?
This expires on.
Hey Jess.
Is it when you stun an enemy?
Pounce, gee, pret is mark.
Mark is taking increased damage based on how many of the target's enemies are near it.
If the target dies, the mark will activate Trigius summon Wolf.
Mark, just expires at 8 seconds.
Whoa, we got a unique Bobro.
What is that?
I
Low w misgift networks, okay
Polly's metal key
Who that's who one of us yeah, I smell it up
I've been skipping anything dude misgift drama. I just don't look it's
It's one of those things where any misgift drama is just like it's what if you look at it
Is this Diablo 4? Of course it is not. I paid 40 euros for it. Still haven't played it
Speaking of 40 happy 40 months with you Q-man
Yo, Chabrachabrach thank you
Um, what am I trying to describe?
It's like some sort of disease that every time you talk about it, or look at it, or give
it any attention, the disease grows, and the best thing to do is just ignore it, because
the attention is what the disease wants.
A tupla.
Hence why I don't look at that shit.
I hate that any exposure is good exposure, like the exposure randies, I would never find
out a guy is an exposure randy and they become actually cancer, at that point I would stop
looking at whatever the shit is deliberately.
For example, uh, yeah, IRL streams, IRL streams are not cancer, that's not true at all.
IRL streams are fucking cool, actually.
Some of the coolest streams are IRL.
Now there's definitely a midter of dulcet IRL streams, so for sure.
one's girl name one it was at a viral screamer
um uh genie tty
boom
um what's that other one
jake and bake
uh what's that other one
i've been watching one occasionally uh called
quosque
Close
Zack is not no Zach no I wouldn't add Zach to that list nope
Hell nah, bro fuck fuck that shit
We'll put him just a positive. All right, he can just be naked. We'll get okay. He can be
Yeah, right
This is 90-minute act one. Let's have a look at play time. We're at two hours 24 minutes. Is that good?
Is that good?
Let's get the sound effects on voice for this fucking
Oh shit
I'll remove your head myself!
You are nothing but a tyrant!
Bend the knee!
Easy prey!
I got an unethical gear on him, I'm not...
My weapon is too bad.
I'm running out, I'm making a kiss.
And again, I feel like I've made characters that do more damage than this.
Without having like,
having like one of like 20 yeah and by twinkie it's like two rings in a
I'm glad for me.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, shit.
Cameroon, they call on!
No, dead is not happy.
No, son of, son of, son of!
Now!
Hey, dohimi. Dude, how do I still get hit by that mechanic? You can never get hit by
that dash mechanic he does, right? Did you play correctly? I'm not washed. I'm not
Washed it's not reflexive. It's it's like a it's predictive
Today was a fucking day boys one egg down
As you wish.
I de-synchronized the sound effects.
Today was a fucking day.
It must be paced.
Let us turn to the AFL to make our preparations.
Act two.
Tomorrow.
Can we confront?
Tomorrow.
my brother's
he's pretty for that
but act two tomorrow guys
gonna be crazy guys
uh... that yet we will uh... so obviously a lot of today was just like
just reorienting and putting up the game
looking at my characters
looking at fucking shit
tomorrow will log in
and it's over boys
he's washed packet up and find a new streamer
no tomorrow i will just be like actually just straight up gaming will be
Blasting and we're gonna just gonna get for the campaign hella fast. This is an official the official one build
We're even in the meta
How much does the build I'll tell you what dude?
T3 7 I'll give you the I'll give you the PAB build file. Okay T3 any T3 subs?
Yeah, the build command will work for you. Okay, and it will DM you a link boom. Okay, there it is
Yeah
Yo, I just thought some of my buildguards were right. I should I'm doing out don't test me. I'll do it
I'll fucking do it
Attention, I was born to wake him. I'm trying to explain. I can only say that peace in the least
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