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Come back
Say that fuck for the tank one day drink
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Blah blah blah insert got further than one is like
Retards! I'm still playing the fucking league! You dumb cunts!
Okay. You dumb cunts!
On top of that, I'll play against you stupid ass motherfuckers! On top of that, I die to a fucking bug!
Bro go watch the rip too. I'm clearly dying to desync bro shit is bugged
Oh, your buddy Robert. Yeah, I'm not about to bad you. I'm but he had money to be bad
Gameplay demo, oh shit
Hmm
but I'm not clicking this clip, if I click that, datamined, if I click this shit, it's
gonna ruin you, you're gonna ruin your algorithm forever.
wrong fucking kuma algorithm to be fair to Quinn he was fully to the side of it
bro that that's that's bullshit bro now this monkey just got dumb ass fucking
bullshit yep yep yep I mean that's what everyone says and that's you look at
the video and you think oh that is exactly what is the case but my guy died
I don't fucking bug I think what happens the auto attack has a little knockback
on it and I think the knockback desynchronized me and then I was out
I think I guess what happened. I'm pretty sure I'd buy the bit money
Holy here like yo, what's up, dude? Yo my here like yo, I know I got a haircut guys whoa
Whoa, what's what's going on boys?
Shit
I'm not chopped bro. I am not chopped wait what is it's chopped a good thing or a bag? I am chopped
I am not chopped
chat chat chat you have to listen you have to understand it was a bug my
internet desynchronized from their servers I'm playing hardcore hardcore
Solo self found solo self found by the way. It is a bug retards retards
Chopped to hell unattractive uncle or poorly put together t.r. Chopped good one
Yeah, it's like that, bro
We need to exercise our speech muscles in order to help them work their best.
Since this is the era of exercise tapes, let's get ready for some aerobic fun with our lips
and tongue.
five six seven eight
I deserve
look also you need her to get her hair cut
But what is this? What is this? This is taking the past
I don't believe this
straight to the conversation with this one
we pay for the copyright free
midi song library so we're gonna use it
I mean I've watched this one a few more times tomorrow I'm gonna work on
bumping our head up and down okay dude
the soundtrack was fucking pop I buy that for a dollar
okay
Is this a real?
Or is this a modern person who knows what they're doing
who's deliberately put the shit sounds
and the VHS begs for the badass pressure?
closed, lips loose, make the slurping sound, and swallow.
You've done a wonderful job, and remember practice makes perfect, and it can be fun
too as you train your brain.
Yeah, I know about that.
I know about that.
Is it actually organic?
is it actually is it actually
what the fuck are you actually watching this is on you i got linked to this by chat okay
bitch i wasn't in your fable update that demo thing
i've heard quincellors is something that bad
fable is a beautiful open world action rpg
with woman in it
Did you guys hear that effect?
Nothing happened, right?
What's wrong with my...
I'm not hearing any sound...
I'm not hearing any sound effects, bro!
What's going on here?
Something's not quite right here, chat.
Something's not quite right.
Oh, my fucking god.
Hair looking very distinguished.
You know mature.
Seasoned. You see that haircut
Captain, you know this guy has some life experience.
Wait, what's something that...
I'm just doing this for sound effect.
This makes no sense chat what oh wait I'm having a I am having a fucking
connection right now way chat I was convinced my thing was broken and I was
pressing the wrong button and I thought it was the right button though and I keep
wondering why does it keep moving when I press that I was pressing the button
that says POE which is my camera here right and I was thinking that I was
pressing this button here and I was convinced and then I said I'm going for
my settings looking to find the issue like well what's wrong why is it doing
that but the thing that was wrong was my brain
dude that's fucking crazy bro dude I was convinced that something was broken
there I was go I was in my fucking streamer software I was closing it I
I was doing a test to see the audio was working.
I was trying to figure out what was,
I'm actually going insane shit.
With drama, jeopardy, and high stakes choices
that change the world.
But at the heart of Fable is a game within a game.
An endless interconnected life sim
where you'll be remembered for changing people's lives,
building property empires,
manipulating the economic fate of entire settlements,
and more.
And as you do all this, you'll build different identities and experience a complex, nuanced morality that is so much more than good versus evil.
It's what you'll do in Fable when you aren't saving the world. And we call it building an extra-ordinary life.
Let's dive in.
Prime way, it's terrible, holy fuck.
Here I am in the middle of Oakshire, one of the six regions in our visually diverse open world.
It's characterised by beautiful rolling hills and lush colourful foliage.
Dude, I can't believe it's not a woman yet. What the fuck?
He's playing a guy character, bro. Fuck, bro.
Inspired by the British countryside.
You better at least be an ugly dude.
You better be an ugly looking guy.
There are settlements of different sizes throughout the world,
each with their own population, traits and landmarks.
He better be chopped as fuck as they say.
Albion is full of variety.
We can see one of those settlements up ahead, Silverbrook, a peaceful farming town, and
the largest settlement in Oakshire.
Silverbrook is all about farming, so it has an almost unhealthy obsession with vegetables,
which can be seen in every detail of the environment.
It's in how the villagers have decorated their houses, their shops and their streets.
It's even in how they dress their scarecrows.
There'll be bugs everywhere.
When I enter a settlement, I quickly run into the beating heart of Alwion.
It's people.
There are over 1,000 handcrafted fully voiced NPCs.
That's called...
Each one with their own job, home, routine, relationships, and memory.
None of these villagers are scripted dressing.
They have emergent behavior powered by real-time systems.
They go to work, they go to bed, they have hobbies and families.
Sometimes, they just want to spend time in the pub.
Albion feels alive because its people have lives.
I've never been to Silverbrook, and because I've done nothing of note yet,
Max, the stable hand here is completely indifferent to me.
Got a minute. What do you want then?
So, if I ask him to follow me...
Follow me?
Yeah, I don't deal with Rando's.
He won't. And he thought I was weird.
That's fair.
Right then.
Bye.
There you go.
That is weird, bro. Why would you do that?
Why would you tell him to follow me?
What do you have in that conversation, though?
I'm here investigating if there's a connection between Isabel, the powerful red cloaked hero I'm pursuing,
and the strange magical incidents being reported in Silverbrook.
I've heard something about giant vegetables and a hero called Arden, who lives nearby.
Maybe they could help me find Isabel.
And it seems there's a bit of a commotion in the town square.
Let's see what's going on.
Someone needs to tell this little brat what's what.
Holy fuck, what the fuck was that lip sync, bro?
Well, what the heck, this guy looks like a fucking freak, bro.
But wait, wait, wait, let me just, let me go back out, let me just watch that again.
That was immersion breaking.
It's gotta be like free release build, work in progress, right?
There's no way that's actually how it will look.
There is no way- AI Lip Sync is way better than that by the way.
AI Lip Sync is way better.
Even just hard coded, like they just use the audio form to fucking make the lips move is
better than that.
No!
I won't let you kill Colin!
Hero!
You have to stop him!
I mean, you shouldn't probably kill like full sentient speaking pigs.
that's probably unethical that's that that's yet definitely he's hit the
intelligence level where you probably can't actually kill him and butcher him at
that point you know people are expecting a
hog rows kid and I've been preparing colleague this pig for ages but I've
I've only just learned to communicate, who knows what else I could achieve.
I've got potential hero.
Don't let me end up on a spit.
Bro, save the peg.
Please.
Save the peg.
Well, this certainly qualifies as a magical incident.
What you're seeing here is not a cinematic.
It's just one of the hundreds of story conversations in our game.
We have over two hours of high quality performance capture cinematics, just like the ones you've
seen in our trailers. But in these conversations, you'll make hundreds of branching dialogue
choices that change what happened.
Yeah, that's like two hours of mocap like bowlers gate cutscenes. Now, I believe that
they have more than 2000 bowlers gate of mocap cutscenes. Check, that's two hours of cinematics,
like not not like fully produced cinematics, but it's two hours of like, you know, there's
There's a bunch of actors dressed up in those fucking morph suits with the little dots on
them and the characters move real nice and their mouth moves real nice, all that shit.
Okay, that's, that didn't sound, that doesn't sound, that doesn't sound, it sounds like
not that much, but you know, if you've got 30 seconds here, a minute there, 10 seconds
here, you know, for little things and you, and they'll add up to two hours, they'll be
spread out over days of playing. That's probably, imagine sitting there and watching a cutscene
that just went for two hours straight, right? Just imagine that. Imagine, imagine, imagine
sitting down and watching a cutscene that you cannot interact with for two hours. That'd
be a full movie. So that's a long time, actually, if you think about it. I have, it's called
a co-gimbo game. I never actually played those games, so I wouldn't bet that I could, you
I can follow that up.
Two opens and how people feel about you.
It's important to note that every choice has a consequence.
It's up to me if Colin lives or dies.
And I think he should live.
I mean, come on.
He's a talking pig.
Let the pig live.
Yes!
Thanks, hero.
I knew you'd understand.
No hard feelings, John.
You don't make the decisions here.
This is my pig bought and paid for.
I can see his point, so I'm gonna pay the butcher.
What's the pig worth?
That's life trade bro, that's illegal, that's illegal, you can't do that.
That's too much.
I'll cover it.
Oh that's not just a pig, it's provisions, labor, faff, we're talking thousands.
2000 gold, that seems pretty steep.
Alright, Colin's worth it.
Yeah, this should cover your expenses.
It's gonna fall us around.
Quite a lot.
Those rumors about days of age better be true.
Fist going vegan this year.
Hero!
You see what's calling?
Mom gave me these, but I think you deserve them more.
Thanks.
Thanks?
Maybe you could help me back.
The guild sent me.
There's been reports of strange things happening around here.
Like what?
Um...
Who's in charge around here?
And where's Arden, the hero?
Arden doesn't really come around to you anymore.
You should try the sheriff.
His office is nearby.
Come on Colin, let's go.
That's my pig now, what the fuck?
You can't take the pig in, I bought him.
He gets to live, but like he's my pig now.
I've spared Colin's life.
I've also gained reputations as virtuous and shrewd.
rude. In fable, every action generates local reputation. You'll eventually be known for
the reputations you build, and everyone will judge you on their own moral terms, often
directly.
See, I'd be like, he's a rich fuckboy with handouts. Like, he's just buying pigs for
kids. Like, what's going on there? Let's just go, I'm thinking, like, what the fuck?
How do you get $2,000? Fuck this guy get $2,000. Yeah, I'm thinking, that's what I'm thinking.
I'm roping his NPC in this village.
Where'd he get a hand at from his dad? What's going on?
He's like 14 years old or something.
And this is at the center of our complex nuanced take on morality.
Evolving beyond just-
Wait, wait, let's just think about that for the end.
It's actually, well, it has a good point there.
2,000 gold pieces.
That seems like an insanely cumbersome amount of, like,
goal pieces to be transferring for a pig.
Like you're thinking to be something like 30 goal pieces or I mean, I don't know,
maybe that's too low a resolution, maybe a hundred goal pieces, but like 2000.
What are you going to carry around like a fucking stack, like a treasure goblin?
There's lugging around like kilograms.
I mean, what have we done? What are we talking about here?
This doesn't make any sense.
I am wrong.
It reflects real life where morality is multifaceted and subjective.
It's not a talking pig, that guy was looking at it just the context of it being meat.
He didn't care about the properties of talking.
Okay.
One person's good is another person's evil.
Even being merciful will divide opinion.
Let's chat to some other folks and see what they think about me.
Hello there.
Hey, you're that hero!
This is Jack the beggar.
He's a commoner who's unemployed right now.
Which is a shame, given he's a hardworking sort of person.
He's probably on fence and all, bro, don't talk to him.
On the right is how he feels about me.
Jack likes my virtuous reputation and thinks I'm principled.
Other NPCs might feel differently about my choices,
because each has their own moral view on the choices you make.
There are lots of ways to interact with NPCs.
I'm going to give some gold to Jack, because he seems nice.
What the fuck?
And he's a fit-dun in his lot.
Fucking oboe!
What the fuck are you give-
This guy is so rich!
This guy is too-
He's giving away a hundred gold pieces?
To this guy?
He's gonna spend it on drugs!
Or like magic drugs, whatever the equivalent of magic pentadol is.
He's probably gonna die tomorrow, bro.
Good job.
See you. I hope it helps.
Oh my god, he has a hundred
thirty thousand gold!
What are these numbers, bro? These numbers are ridiculous.
What is going on? He is totally like one of these trust kids, right?
This makes no sense.
I'm straight in my pocket. Cheers.
He was grateful for that, and he felt that was being caned.
Let's give him a bit more.
Here. Don't spend it all at once.
This takes the edge off. Thank you
That made an impact I've gained a reputation for being kind and I know for it across Silverbrook
Everything you do has a cop by the way chat
So basically, I don't know you know like basically giving people simple stuff is dog shit and doesn't work long term
You actually create dependence and they don't look basically you have to teach the homeless people to fish
You could teach them skills and get them jobs
Okay, you can't, this whole thing of just giving handouts, it's more, it makes you just
feel good.
Look how good I am, I went out and gave hot meals to all these people, I'm such a good
guy, I'm so good at it, but actually you just, you're creating dependence, they're not, basically
you're not, they're just learning to become dependent.
They've gone to places like this, they've shown these countries and these zones where
they go, they just give handouts, handouts, handouts.
You actually cook them, you cook them.
You know what, in some parts of Africa they're totally destroying industry because all these
second hand clothes are getting sent over there and they're basically killing all local
industry if anyone actually making their own clothes because there's so many hand out
clothes coming in for free that it's like anti people starting their own business.
Basically this whole fucking thing of just spang giving gold to beggars is fucking retarded
you shouldn't do that.
What you should do is try employ the beggar.
Like hey, do you want to work on a farm?
I'll pay you a hundred gold pieces a day, okay?
And he does something constructive and he gets paid and he learns to earn his own money and you know build up his own life
I'm just saying that's what you should do not just this giving him gold shit
Retarded bro dead ass consequence
Let's leave Jack so long you're like a
Breath of fresh air, you know
What's he gonna do that cold? I do like Jack though
Maybe I should buy him a gift
There are lots of shops with different stock across Albion.
This little rich boy. I fucking hate this guy, bro.
Yo, I fucking hate this guy.
I'm roleplaying as an NPC right now,
because I'm just thinking about, like, some rich fuckboy.
Yo, I have money. Yo, I have money.
Poor guy. Yo, I'm up by the pig.
Oh, yeah, you know, what is he doing?
Like, this guy right here. Fuck this guy.
I'm not hate-watching.
I am roleplaying as a villager, okay, in the city.
And I'm making my determination right now.
Maybe I should buy him a gift.
I am a gift. There are lots of shops with different stock across Albion. Let's go to
the general store across the street to see what they have. Every business has NPCs working
in them as part of their daily life. Just like Megan here. This is some quality stuff.
Welcome hero. What can I do for you?
Oh, can you marry her doing my deal to save Colin gave me a shrewd reputation and Megan
here is a fan.
She's an ambitious commoner.
I'm getting like that weird like the fuck's that game?
You're that old game with that weird face tech with that like lion shit and they don't
like what is that game?
Um, LA New York.
I'm getting LA New York vibes from her face.
reputation and Megan here is a fan.
She's an ambitious commoner, and she thinks I'm savvy because of my earlier deal making.
Scott, I'm getting you up.
Every NPC has unique characteristics driving who they are and what they think of you.
Dude, imagine if they program the NPCs.
Okay, who knows what I'm about to say?
Who could predict what I'm about to say?
No one can actually...
I want to see if I've got a brain that's unique or not.
Nope, no one's even, no one's even on the same wavelength there as me.
Imagine if they program a fart rotation into the NPCs, well, every NPC needs to fart, like
how often does he ever shoo him in fart, right, like whatever it is, 20 times a day.
Okay, then some people are on lower end 10 times, so each like NPC is basically given
an amount of farts they do any given day, right?
to say you're a 22 fart average.
Let's say majority of those, let's say three quarters
of those farts during your nighttime when they sleep.
Now that's at least six or seven farts
during the daylight hours,
which you might actually be able to encounter.
Right, think about that.
That'd be fucking crazy, bro, if they did that.
What the fuck is wrong with you, cunt?
I do not have a fetish!
I was just thinking that he was talking
about the realistic NBCs and how they have lives.
And I was like, wait a minute,
Realistic are these NPCs do they need to fart and nothing at wait a minute?
Also, they will technically you wait the aris person needs to take a shit
So that means they might shit
And they also must piss so you think you'd see people taking everyone pisses in shits. These are fundamental parts of being a
You know human or you're an animal
I'm out birds of the cloakers and stuff, but like let's just go about so I'm just trying to thank you
How how immersive are we really getting?
How immersive are we really getting? I mean I think if we're trying to be realistic here and we're trying to create an immersive world
We should have the impetus fighting and they should be shooting in pissing
Okay
You know what?
First time I've ever seen Quinn get math correct and it's counting farts pisses and shits
I didn't do that by the way. I thought about doing the math and then I gave up and I just six seven joke
It's dead to me.
I'm going to try flirting with Megan.
Phew!
Is it hot around here or is it just you?
Well, aren't you confident?
Between you and me, I've always wanted to swim.
Whoa!
That went well.
Megan thinks I'm charming and flirty, and I've started to build a reputation for it
in Silverbrook.
Let's ask her out on a date.
Do you want to grab a drink or something?
Do you believe you're always what I'm looking for?
Yo, you're not an undue, what the fuck you're gonna go on a quest?
Dude, fuck that.
Nah, she's way too piggy bro.
Yo, what the fuck?
Look what you need to earn over a certain amount of gold.
Gotta wear fancy clothes, own the local residence.
Jesus Christ, she subsists with material.
Dude, these are all, well, you know,
someone's maybe not as materialistic,
But they don't say it like clouds, house, I mean Jesus Christ, gold digger, bro, yeah.
Clearly she's interested, but I'm not worthy of her time just yet.
She wants to date an entrepreneur who owns their own home and only wears fancy clothes.
They're high standards. She is ambitious after all.
Alright, I'm invested in taking Megan on date.
You're coming.
Let's go.
I'll be back, I'm sure.
You have a smashing day.
Nah.
Can you get out and leave this place behind?
What is this game? Just being a rich guy? Like paying to win everything?
Like, what are we doing here? Just buying pigs? Pains? Hobos?
We're gonna now we're gonna buy a house and which then we're gonna buy the wife
Jesus, well, you know what I think I like the pub the silver trough
It's simple to buy a property
Interact with the deed outside the front door to see income price and the number of people employed there
To be honest, I've always wanted to in the pub. So let's buy it
maybe this is the start of my business empire
I'm a proud new pub owner now I can set prices and wages and I can manage the
staff every villager performs differently here Susan the bartender is great
with customers because she's caring and that's giving my pub an income boost of
10% thanks Susan. The pubs understaffed though. As the new owner, I should probably
sort that out. And guess what? I know just the hardworking fellow.
Let's go back to Jack the beggar.
You got a hard fucking thing to do. No, that's what he's supposed to do. That's what he should have
done in the first place by the way. This would be it. I've also gained reputation.
I don't think you can let her hope like bro. Why is he homeless?
Why is he home like what kind of drugs that he's probably there's a good chance?
It's got to do with substance abuse now. You're gonna have him surrounded by fucking alcohol all day
I'm sorry. This is like I get given them a job, but like come on dude a pub. He's running a pub
There's an entrepreneur and as rich because I bought the pub and it cost me a ton of gold
Jack you're no longer dead to me. Hi there. Hey you.
Jack still likes me for my kindness earlier, but I like that Jack is hard-working, so I'm
gonna give him a job in my pub. Got a job.
How was he working fucking bro? He's fucking sitting on the ground begging for gold
The fuck are we on bro this game is not realistic, bro
There's so there's a lot and I'm talking about how does the town not hate you?
After you come in by a business like change the staff around and then you're putting a hope like what is even going on
You think you'd be like what the fuck is going on dude?
Well, you'd think that villagers are gonna be pissed.
Imagine like, your pub, your cozy pub in your town just gets brought by some outsider
and then he changes to staff around to have a fucking hobo serving you.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this pub, bro?
Off of me, do that, yeah.
Who the fuck this guy?
I can hire anyone, providing they like me enough to accept my job offer.
I'll end it.
Great.
Jack is thankful I've made a positive impact on his life.
Still though.
He's no longer a beggar and he's now a bartender.
Cheers.
Thanks, sons.
There are so many other people to talk to.
Villagers react to the reputation as you built.
Why are you not getting up?
I just...
Hi.
You just keep sitting there?
You just got hired, bro.
We got a little Trump junior over here going, you're hired.
high it bro and then this guy's just gonna continue sitting hard work up by the way and
they remember the things you do to them now the pub is fully staffed and jack can head
off to work opportunity of a lifetime okay here we go nice take your time jack
dude opportunity of a life that no spring in a step mate no joyful walk next I need
some fancy clothes. Let's head to the tailor. There are lots of places I can update my look.
Tailors, hairdressers, tattooists, and every settlement has different options available.
There are rare outfits to discover in the more dangerous parts of Albion too. There are tons
of options to create a unique look for your hero. This place looks fancy, let's head inside.
This is the tailor, Riannan. Just like real life.
Hi guys, I'm gonna be okay. I mean I'm in a bit with all this hobo shit, right? I mean I mean I am me minute like
Is it me the fucking dialogue options with the NPCs seem kind of like super one-dimensional and
Do they they say the characters are alive in the world so alive and all this shit, but like I'm not really seeing me like
they're not like talking to each other and
Yeppin and the the world feels like a bunch it just feels kind of like a bunch of NPCs is walking around
Oh dude, they think you're out of touch. Oh, there we go. That's see now
This is how I feel if I was an NPC by the way, it's good
I am noticing though like and the other games. There's NPCs like you walk around these are immersive sims, right?
The NPCs are interacting with each other way more and there's more shit happening in the world that make it feel more alive
This feels more like a
Theme park
I'm talking about I'm talking about if I was describing what I'm talking about like boulders gate
I'm gonna met I'm thinking this game is like boulders gate except
action combat
Right, or I'm thinking the Witcher 3 right but more pussy
Right more more pussy version of the which is what I'm thinking said like or I'm thinking Kingdom come to deliverance
Um, but not medieval nights, right? It's more fantasy. This is like these types of games that all these types of games
They have far more immersive worlds where the characters are all this stuff happening, bro
People yapping kids screeching just stuff going on like this guy
You should walk into the shop and these two should be having a combo in my opinion
Don't much choice
Just late real life wealth is a divisive topic
and Rihanna has her own views. In stark contrast to the ambitious Megan, she's very much not a
fan of rich entrepreneurs and she thinks I'm out of touch, which makes sense given she's humble.
Let's have a look. You know, this, this, I, this, this is, I think might be this part as well.
It's tripping me up. Like you don't just have like a bunch of different things you can say to her.
you got like some icons which are like romance business hire follow me give
them a gift buy stuff. Look at what she's selling. Fancy clothes, hope for them.
Can I see your stuff? Don't waste my time.
She's pissed. Rihanna is jacking up the prices by 80% just for me. Looking closer
reveals why. That's just how much she hates me. This is just one example of where
your choices rippled through all the interconnected systems yo what the fuck
here I've got her car itself bro I'm free at any time to find a wardrobe and
change a bunch of different things about my house and then reduce their wages now
buy her house and reduce it wages right now bro just legit myself I can change
my skin tone, body, head, hair, and lots more.
In the Taylor, I can only buy clothes.
But there's over 120 different shops in Albion.
Each with their own stock and items to buy.
He's looking like a mad boss in that bro.
Let's finish my outfit with some fancy shoes.
Dude, this guy's, this is like the, he's creating character that you want to fail.
See ya, Riannan.
Take care.
Yeah, alright.
We don't get on, but it's been a pleasure.
Now I'm really looking at the park.
He's saying that the rich ego guy who like everyone unanimously wants to like, dude, can
this guy just slip in the fucking mud?
This guy thinks he's a man, he's just gonna lose some rando in a sword fight, you know?
Let's check on my relationship with Megan.
At any time, I can dip into property and people's screens to track my loved ones, of which there
could be many, because I can have relationships with everyone in Albion if I like.
Yo, what the fuck?
It would just take a while.
What the fuck?
Well, while I'm here, I can see the reputation-
That's not very realistic.
Right on the right, it shows me what I'm known for in Silverbrook, as an entrepreneur, rich,
kind, shrewd, and virtuous.
On a single model scale, these reputations would be seen the same way, as absolutely
good or evil.
However, as we've seen with Megan and Rihanna, Fable's morality reflects the complexity of
judgement we see in the world today, where everyone has their own moral view.
Oh yeah, rich doesn't equal good.
Yep.
The last thing left for Megan is to own a home.
I'm a bit short on cash though seeing as I paid a fortune to save Colin and bought a pub
But since I've bought it, I've been earning passive income. So let's swing by to collect it
The people of Silverbrook all have their own nuanced subjective view of who I am and what they think of me
But if I don't like my reputations in Silverbrook, I can pay the town crier to change them
I give them gold, a lot of gold, and they spread a new reputation for me.
If you're rich enough, you can change what people think of you.
Here I am at the Silver Trough, now under new management.
Let's head inside and check in on our employees.
There's Susan, my star bartender from earlier.
Well aren't you a too good at...
Hey you, working hard?
Just who I wanted to see. You.
Oh, she fancies me because she thinks I'm compassionate.
Oh fuck that other chick, man. This is way more ethical, bro.
She's a caring commoner. She's way too fucked that other chick, man.
Yo, this one, dude. Wipe this one right now.
Sorry, Susan. I only have eyes for Megan.
Keep at it.
You and me, boss. You and me.
Hey.
Wait, is everyone in this game going to be gay?
I just thought about this.
He said you can have relationships with everyone.
Wait, what do you mean, can you relationship with a beggar?
Let's say hi.
How's it going?
Just working.
You think that would be a predetermined stat on a character if they're gay or not?
Because not everyone's gay.
So then again, like the fart ratio, yeah, so they're going to have, every character needs
to have like an average amount of France per day, well we're going to need to have like
a, you know, this have a standard distribution, whatever it is, like 7% of people are gay
or something.
It's like 7 out of every 100 people are gay.
You know, you know what I'm saying?
Like whatever, how many people are gay?
70% of gay?
Wait, how many people are gay, Jen?
How many people gay?
2% to up to 15%
Okay, so you could go, um, you could just, just, just, yeah, let's go super aggressive.
15 out of every 100 people in Fabula Gay.
They should, you should have got to romance everyone.
everyone 15 out of every 100 15 out of every 100 you know me I knew you'd
work out Jack he is a hard-working cominer after all keep up the good
work you need a shower bro just make him have a shower don't why would you
do that he must be bad for the for the bar right says you think I just have I
How does it go out the shower?
Things seem to be ticking over in here.
So I'll head downstairs to the income chest
to collect my profits.
Looking good.
There's an income chest in every business I own
and every property I live in.
It means I don't have to go to each individual place
and I can collect all my income from any of them.
OK.
It's magic.
I've got a decent amount of gold now.
Time to pick up the last thing on Megan's list.
That's how that's realistic mode. That's that's you know, dude 5,000. Do you know what I believe it would there's no way
It would earn that much that fast, right? I
Don't understand what is up with the scale of things. I feel like this scale should be like less for everything
My own property in Silverbrook
Let's go house hunting I
I can buy literally any house in Albion.
It would just take a while.
And quite a bit of gold.
Did make everyone homeless.
Wait, what the hell is that?
But I like the look of this one.
Nice garden, rural views, with hairy pig statues.
I'm sorry kid, yeah, get the fuck out.
That's my house now.
Get the fuck, get the fuck out.
Child, you had a nice house, but I'm moving in.
Up front, let's have a look.
Looks like I don't quite have enough money.
That's a shame, but one thing I can do is pick up a shift at a job.
There's a blacksmith just down the road.
Hopefully I can go earn enough gold there.
Going on dates, buying properties and businesses, and doing jobs are all part of the interconnected-
Imagine this guy rocks any of your fucking shop and says,
Hey, hello, can I have a job?
Yes, I just, well, can I be paid $5,000 per hour?
Yes, yes, I'll do, what do you want me to do?
I can press A on things.
Fable experience.
It really adds to the sense of immersion
when I can take a break from saving the world
to change the lives of the people around me
and discover how the simulation reacts.
His ass is like, got some asses.
I can play this part of the game forever,
I'd never run out of systemic toys to tinker with.
I don't know about that one, Chief.
There's a couple of jobs to tinker with Cross Albion, but today I fancy a try at Blacksmithing.
It's as simple as walking up to the anvil to start a shift.
No prior experience required.
I've earned 6,000 gold.
In the interest of time, we've reduced the time limit.
Wait, wait, what?
Quiet.
6,000 gold per product what what what the fuck is this what do we do in the
interest of time anyone can say like you can buy the pub footway
Dude, I don't know if it's this economy. This blacksmith should be at the Biverin's house.
She means making like multiple products a day. Like, this blacksmith should be lo- I'm
confused right now. Why do you get so much money from labor?
Uh, reduce the time limit here, but regardless, it's a classic case of risk versus reward.
I'm constantly having to balance speed versus precision, while trying to earn as much as I can.
Okay.
I need to hit all the hotspots to complete an item.
I need to panic as hell.
If I manage a perfect hit...
Just like that, I earn a multiplier on my gold.
Shit, oh shit.
That's a successful shit completed.
I can return to the blacksmith any time to earn more gold and gain blacksmithing experience
while building my reputation.
Where's the guy who teaches you?
How does he know how to do that?
Bro
The kingdom come black smithing experience, bro. They need to go play kingdom come
They need to come they need to go they make you feel like you have fucking blacksmith
Okay
They need you don't just rock up president a and start hitting a thing bro like where's all the prelude?
You know, where's where's all the build up? Where's all the basics?
You know I'm saying
All that that not you're just a raw dog crash. That make no sense
I've now got just about enough to be honest
Maybe they got that could be just going for like an arcadey kind of vibe and
That's and they just cut out all that shit and it's just pure thing back
The whole thing is just pure thing back because it basically does look like then it's wet because they keep going on about emerging elements
Emerging this NPCs that everyone's got a lot of but then it's like they're skipping all the immersive parts
You don't have to negotiate with buying a house. You don't have to talk to counselors. There's no contracts
You just woke up press a and you got it, you know
You know, you know, there's no like fucking pre-quest for blacksmithing where someone gonna teach us the ropes and how to do it and all that
And you know, you know, like an apprentice and build up your what you just press a and just do it
So I'm thinking maybe the whole thing is just giant theme park
You know gold for the house, let's head back down the street and buy it
Which, um, to be honest, they're very shallow thing, Bucks.
They're a guard stationed in every settlement.
They're always there to keep a watchful eye on the villagers,
and probably two eyes on a hero.
If I get caught committing crimes,
I'll find myself in trouble with the law.
And that will change what people think of me.
Once you've done through the rides, you've done them all.
We're back. Let's buy the house.
No, I'm the owner like I think about this. Do you want a romance like 50 random winch like NPCs?
Okay. Well, you want a romance like
Fucking I don't know shadow hot
Okay, do you want a romance like fucking
Whatever a 20 random beggar dudes, but you know, but spam giving them gold and then they like you and then you just like you'll have
Okay, or do you want to?
You know try head up, you know for
Okay, you know I'm saying
good
And hike up the rent or even make it free once your bromance like 20 of these NBCs or 10 of these images you want you've done them all
You know the need you want that unique dialogue that this that is special interaction
Yeah, I'm saying speaking as a bromance main speaking as a
uh what i what i call myself a sexcomer i'm a sexcomer i'm feeling charitable i can manage my
maybe you can maybe there is main character romance options which have like advanced dialogue and
special romance quests and all this and they aren't just like you must be rich have a house
do this and then you've unlocked pussy you know what i'm saying it's you instead it's you you get
what i'm saying right you understand what i'm saying let them stay and keep collecting the rental
income but I want to move in myself which gives me the choice to just chuck
them out on the street will be nice and give them a bit of gold to leave and if
I took them out that would cause me to be known as heartless I'm trying to be
nice right now in case I ruin things with Megan
he's trying to be nice just because he wants to stick to that one chick otherwise
totally a victim bro okay yo this guy yo gigajed oh shit and now I'm free to
move in they're they homeless let's look around it's home sweet home I can bite
any house in Albion and while this one lacks some square footage there are huge
houses even mansions I can buy throughout the game looks like the tenants left some
stuff behind awful fans apparently wherever I live I have access to my incongest and wardrobe
so I can collect all my gold and change my appearance like organ meat by the way and
ever I like that was the last thing on Megan's list let's head back to the general store
Fable has a dynamic time of day that changes what people are doing throughout their routine.
It's still the afternoon, so hopefully Megan is still working.
If I'm too late, she'll be back home in bed.
Oh, he did it all that time.
And there's my new pub with some customers in the beer garden.
Oh, no.
I mean, I do like the barricades.
No, we're back at the general store.
Let's find Megan.
Thanks.
I mean, I do like that.
Now we're back at the general store.
Let's find Megan.
That's not cozy.
That's the person I wanted to see.
You're a gold digger.
Still interested?
I've ticked off all Megan's dating goals.
So now my chances of romance are much improved.
Let's ask her on a date again.
How about a date?
A date?
Oh, I'm chaffed to bits.
I can offer a gift to increase my chances of a date being a good one.
Oh my god, dude, she is such a materialist, bro. Oh my god.
As tempting as my new awful is, I'm going to give Megan flowers instead.
I think she'll like them more.
Oh, you're awful if you get it, dude. Give her a whale of cheese.
Here we are on a date at the Silver Froth. Hope I'm getting free drinks.
Nah bro. Looks like it went well.
What?
I like the date here, eh? Nothing.
What?
Hey you.
Oh! Hero! That date was just...brill.
Bruh. Dude, nah, what the fuck? Dude, why are you dating this one?
Megan found me quite charming.
I'd like to make things official, so I'll ask her to be in a relationship with me.
So what do you say? Ready for something more?
And what a lovely couple we'll make.
Whatever comes next, I'm with you.
It's official. That's not the end though. I could build this relationship.
Sleep with her, bro! Sleep with her! Wait, sleep with her! Sleep with her!
with dude do click the sleep with option a lot more we could get married which
comes with its own set of child we could move into my house and start a family
and I can even hire her for one of my businesses things have child wait what
does have child mean is that what does that mean go the other way child's just
pop out I'm guessing a child just pops out instantly dude I'm gonna braid an army
of kids in my play through. I'm gonna speed romance every female in every town and I'm
gonna break with all of them, okay? And I will have an army of kids and I will summon
them, okay? It's gonna be sick.
Two, I could break up with Megan or divorce her in future or I might make choices that
make her divorce me. There's lots of ways I could change her life and she'll remember.
we've seen enough romance from now. Bye, Megan.
I have to go. But you're welcome to watch me leave.
You have a lovely time, sweetheart.
Before we go, I've only really demonstrated what it's like being an upstanding citizen in Silverbrook.
Our game is one full of contrast, though.
Modest! Yeah, I like it!
Or I decide the kind of hero I want to be.
So let's briefly explore what it's like if I'm not so nice.
Hi, Susan.
Those to the grindstone love to see you.
Lovely to see you.
It works.
Bish.
Sorry, Susan. You're fired.
Yeah.
You're fired.
Sorry.
You're gonna regret that.
Swine.
She's not happy about that,
and she thinks I'm being heartless.
But because infeble morality is subjective,
and varies from person to person,
Not everybody will have a problem with that.
There might even be someone who fancies me, because I'm heartless.
Villagers also react to my physical actions.
If I start firing arrows around the place, they'll start to perceive me as reckless.
I can even take potshots at the locals if I want.
And now I've gone too far, but I'm in the mood for a fight.
In Fable, you can express yourself with your own combat style, combining strength, skill
and will in stale weaving combat.
To choose the weapons, skills and abilities you want to use and blend them seamlessly together.
I'm putting up a fight, but backup will keep on coming until I leave Silverbrook.
What? Okay this is Arcadia as fuck. I think a tactical retreat is probably for
the best. Why would they go through some motion systems?
I can immediately pay it or pay a reduced fine if I spend long enough out of town.
So I was thinking each guy has got a name and you're killing a person in a town,
right? But there's infinite spawn. Why would they have that whole system
They all have lives and they'll do have ounces and they'll go places, but then the guards want infinitely just like I don't know
There's some discord between the systems. I'm confused
My reputations don't disappear with my bounty though once I'm known as a killer and a criminal
It'll stick with you until the work to change what people think or until I've made an expensive visit
I was too poor to afford fable like I couldn't play fable. I only I just get to watch my cousin play fable. That's it
prior because the people in Alion remember what you do
I've like played, he's let me handle the controller and I've like, whatever, clicked a few buttons here and there and killed a few moles and stuff.
Over the past 25 minutes or so, I've bought a pub and a house, been a landlord, and changed a beggar's life.
I've customized my look, saved a magic talking pig, fought the law, and I've built a relationship with just one of Albion's 1000 handcrafted fully voiced NPCs.
And here's the reputation cloud again, I am rich and charming because of my spending
habits and my relationships.
I am also a criminal and a killer due to my reckless behaviour and fighting with the guards.
Yet, I am shrewd for saving Colin and an entrepreneur because I bought the silver truck.
I'm sorry, you just think you're a fucking psycho after that.
That cowl thing where you murdered like fucking ten guys?
I'm pretty sure everyone's gonna get a mental cut after that, that you should be put in jail for the rest of your life and executed.
I'd be like, that kinda overshadows everything else.
Like, he bought a peg or some shit.
I've built a complex, rich identity in Silverbrook, which the people there will react to through their own moral view.
I'm not simply good or evil. I'm so much more than that.
There are many more settlements across Albion to explore.
The game looks nice though.
My identity is mine to create in each one, and everyone will have their own perspective
on what I do as I build an extraordinary life.
Thanks for watching.
The game looks nice and a combat sim date.
I think that to me, from what I've watched from this, I think that all the little systems
we buy houses have businesses and relationships and all that shit.
That looks so tacky and theme park-y to me, like it's not going to be a big deal.
I think the main thought about this game is going to be, hopefully they're going to have
good, like that combat seemed pretty decent, right?
And then whenever there was a story of the pig, that was kind of at least interesting.
So hopefully the main story will be interesting and there will be some side quests that are
funny.
Then you fuck around, you bike over houses, you do a couple, you know, you fuck a couple
winches, whatever.
Then you go, okay, done that.
And then you'll move on from that whole shit system.
And then you'll beat the game and you'll be done.
So look, I do think the combat and the storytelling was alright.
I was kind of expecting maybe they were going to elevate the immersive sim level to like
some crazy, but I'm still waiting for that next-gen game where you can truly do whatever
you want and it's like some sort of second reality, right, where you get some sort of
insane, you know, okay, it's not about the sim.
They start off the first 10 minutes talking about how every character fucking has their
own life, has their own house, does all their own shit, has their own job.
They come up with their own desires.
They go to different places depending on how they feel.
That's what they said.
That's the thing.
Oh shit, this is going to be correct.
Then it's just random guys walking around.
You can interact with them with a heart emoji.
I'm sorry, Dad.
No, dude, stop, literally stop.
Stop with that.
I'm not saying the games are going to be bad, I'm thinking that, okay, the games clearly
are going to be mainly just like a combat game, you know, and a quest game.
And with a couple of little immersive elements here and there, but it doesn't look that deep.
Looks quite shallow actually.
Stay tuned for more in-depth fable information as we move closer to our launch.
I am, I am a little bit excited for this game.
Do you know what, when it comes out, it's gonna be,
I'm gonna be interested.
I do not have a, chat, I don't have a fart fetish.
I just thought like if they were going for maximum immersion,
they're talking about all these immersive elements.
I thought that, well, I mean, chat,
would a truly immersive game have people fighting?
It would.
Okay, and on top of that what a truly immersive game would people piss and take shits. Yeah, that's something that would happen
Why I'm not gonna fuck I'm not focusing on that
I'm just saying that like if you're trying to go maximum murder and that seems like something you would you know consider
No, just didn't I'm not interested in Nintendo direction
Yeah
Guys try try playing Kingdom come to
Deliverance
Try playing Kingdom come deliverance, okay, I don't know. I knew you believe down good. I'm good
In it, but what is this guy's link? What the fuck this guy's link? What are you just like?
I
Get the person getting ultra chat. I don't know dude. Why are you linking bro? What the fuck? Did we banning him to the link in that?
What did you do some politics weird bait shit, right?
I'm trying to find his ass in bed because one of them was taking his ass out
Can once just take his ass out. There's just leaving some dog shit to what a link would like. I don't know what the fuck we're looking at
I apologize
So, can I move this?
No.
The road's closed.
But that's what I'm saying.
And all these residents, there's only one way out.
I understand, but it was advertised?
Yeah, so they told me to move my car here.
Right.
But the road is closed and we can't let people out, okay?
Okay, so I gotta say, I apologize, but I'm not going to move my car.
No, you can't.
You can't move the cones.
The road's closed.
Ten, thirty, you need to check the details of the place.
I apologize for the inconvenience. I'd be happy to call you a taxi.
There has to be another way. I'm not taking the taxi on a regular basis.
I work in Virginia. I understand. And I apologize for the inconvenience,
but okay. So your brain is doing the protesting right now.
She's thinking, okay,
be late or maybe not even make it to work to what day, right?
Or commit a fucking crime
That's likely gonna land me in jail.
Okay, so what are you thinking?
Let me think, yeah.
Okay, so miss a day of work or go to jail?
Mmm.
I don't have to come back.
I just need to get out.
I need to get out.
Is there any way you can talk to my dude?
I can't.
Unfortunately, there's several people that I've had to say that can't come out.
This is just one of those times where I can't let you out.
I'm brilliant.
I'm not trying to be against nobody at all, but I gotta go.
I understand, I can't have you do that.
But I have an opinion.
You cannot move this.
I'm telling you right now.
I have to go to work. What do you want to do?
I have to go to work.
You cannot get out.
I can't help you with that.
Please do not disturb this area.
I might have to.
Ma'am.
Ma'am, you're going to be placed under arrest.
All right, is this cop in this moment right now, she just ripped the barrier and she's
about to, he's supposed to stop them from going through this barrier.
Should he not detain her right now, is he not letting this escalate and it's like, what
the fact that he, like he, when she was ripping it, he should have just detained her, right?
Am I crazy?
10 out of the vehicle trying to run through the roadblock.
It's two George Lincoln 4626.
Stop!
Stop your car!
Stop!
10 out of the lady running out of the street, standing on her own W.
Stop!
Hey hey hey hey hey hey!
Red six now.
Hey!
Stop!
Hey! Hey!
Red six now.
Hey!
Stop!
As if this fucking guy doesn't start saying
move, move, move.
Like this cop is seems incompetent.
I'm gonna be like,
stop. I don't even...
Stop!
Get out of the car.
Out of the car.
You're under arrest.
I do not understand her decision-making at all because she's not inebriated or drunk
or something right because that would be my okay she's drunk so but she seems to be quite
Lucid and she still made like the worst decision ever
You also know?
Ten and five, secure that vehicle.
We areplog!
Everything's okay, we'll stop.
I'm here.
This is uncomfortable.
The bomb is right there.
These are falling.
You're under arrest.
Sit.
Turn your ass on the wall.
Sit.
Okay, she just got pregnant.
So, caring for my mom?
Do you have any injuries?
What? Do you have any injuries?
No. Okay.
Stop.
She's getting on the wall. I just need to go to work.
There's definitely something wrong with her.
She's deaf. I mean, the fact that she's
converting to calling her mom, but then actually
that's the thing when you're panicking, right?
It's a cool for your parents.
She's not drunk.
Brain is much... well, I mean,
She said her priorities are massively skewed, right?
She just got like cooked priorities because she's triaging correctly, isn't she?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stop!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
This is like a convincing child cry
Uuuhmm
This is...this is it, yeah
I'm...
OH! We're trying to go to war!
I'm literally... all i'm trying to do is go to war
Alright, okay, right there, right there, it's good!
Wait, are we gonna stop and sit?
I'm trying!
Sit, you may sit.
I'm thinking, okay, so the only conclusion I can get to is this, um, yeah, so it must
be a cold day for starters but what I'm thinking is this is that she must get
what she wants most of the time so then when she wasn't getting what she wanted
she didn't know how to act properly right and that's why she's now she's
having a tantrum because that's her final move which the tantrum would
probably work and their parents would give her what she wanted when she
tantrums because I this way because usually there's some super obvious reason
why someone's acting away right you usually very simple like mentalists
drugs they have a clear goal or agenda like that you know they stole
something this one here is confusing but yeah I'm assuming it's because the
reasons she made that such such a poor decision is because she always gets what
she wants and now she's acting like this because she's not getting what she wanted
That's basically as simple as it is.
Nice.
You can sit.
Was that a kekefog?
I don't know. And somebody's lying on that phone like this.
She'll be out on probation.
If she's out on probation, okay.
Well, then why would she commit a crime?
That doesn't make any sense.
Think about it. It doesn't make sense.
The decision-making she made made no sense.
The only decision-making is either A,
she thinks she's gonna get like five from her job
and it's worth the risk, right?
She just can't understand getting told no and then she just said she just made like a really really bad decision
I think you know drugs usually you're on drugs that's
I do too. You can pick him. He's gonna hit in the body
You almost hit 25 people coming out of the street. All you had to do is listen to me
and you could have left.
Instead, you bumped me with your car
and then drove down the street
and almost hit 16, 15 people.
What is wrong with you?
I'm trying to get to work.
Okay.
We said you couldn't drive,
you could have taken an Uber,
but no, you wanted to drive your car
up in the middle of the street.
And I told you my circumstances, so.
Your circumstances don't justify your behavior.
It's confusing.
Is it a key fob or what?
Yeah, be a keep-off for this push-to-stop.
Let's turn that off.
I don't think she meant to give her all.
Maybe a judge can make reasons with it.
OK, all right.
Can you take me out these cups there?
I'm coming.
You're all arrest.
You're going to jail.
OK, stop touching me.
Just get off me then.
Just stop touching me.
That's it.
OK.
Get off me.
I'm not getting off of you.
I'm not about to do nothing.
Based on your behavior, I don't trust the words coming
out of your mouth.
All right, all right, all right, stop, don't hit it.
As more officers arrive on scene, one of them brings new information about the incident
possibly being premeditated.
This is a plan saying her male counterpart asked if she could get out.
Officer Kaderi gave them an option that he would escort them that was like over an hour
ago.
7th Street. They didn't come out to do it at that time and she just did all this so.
So you guys have prior interaction? Not with her. No.
The male. Yeah. I don't know if it's a boyfriend, husband, whatever.
You don't have to pay me to be two and a half hours old.
Alright, now for a pain in the neck. Can you call my mom?
No, you're in a cult. How old are you?
It's not about the age. It's about where she's at. She's right there.
What's the date of birth to you? 96.
Yeah, you're an adult. I never said I wasn't. I'm just saying she's right there.
Like literally right there in the math doing the math 96
29 you're an adult. No 30. No, you know 20 25 28
Because it's 2025
Still don't pull away. Don't pull away. We don't need anymore
Gentle which is 20 25 0 5 dumb fuck do the math
Do the math
Chat chat chat do your math dude
Do the math is 2025 in this video which means you subtract one depends on the
month it goes up or down one depending
Jesus
I gotta go to the station to some paperwork, it's really me and y'all
I'll be back, they're gonna call it an evening unit so transport
Hey since you dealt with the boyfriend
I look at this guy can't understand how this works
I'm dirty man, 960 means she's dirty. This is 20-25! This is 20-25! There's palm card!
These two, but we got actual two IQs. We got actual two IQs.
Earlier about the situation, I'm doing a fucking relax.
Let's do a general rundown on what that was this morning.
Yeah, so basically, yeah, I guess you run up to Wagner, he asks the bro, could he get out?
And that was at 7th of May.
Right, like I said, no.
So he came up to me, basically just like,
hey, my girl got to go to work.
I can't stop when we get out.
So I was like, hey, should I pay attention here?
He said, I'll go talk to the officer.
I was like, there's no way she's gonna be able to get out.
But if she comes outside right now,
I can escort you up there.
The officer will pay with it, and you can get out.
So he was like, perfect.
So he went inside, but he never came back out.
Yes, essentially, she came out whenever she was ready.
But she was made aware, because that's
supposed to be the boyfriend.
How do we know that that's her boyfriend?
We don't have anything to say about it, we don't want to say it out.
Okay, real quick, you're not injured, right?
No.
Okay, because we have fire board here, they'll check you out.
I'm fine, thank you.
Are you diabetic or anything?
No.
Do you have any conditions that we would need to know about for your safety?
Okay.
She could make work.
Huh?
She could make work.
No.
The barrels are there with tape crossing.
She rolls off, I said, hey, I'm sorry, the red's cool.
Well, what is this?
How many costs do they need for this shake, by the way?
Well, we have the fucking deep dive.
Apparently we got a goddamn camp the cop council, but are they supposed to be doing something in this area?
No, I'm not trying to cause an issue, but I'm gonna wait one two to the right three four five six seven
eight
Bro, is that an ambulance? What is that?
Rips down the
I don't ever call them this ranch shark.
I'm not sure.
And I start calling the tag out and she just pushes me out of the way.
It goes tear down the street.
I'm running after a car.
Firefighter stuff.
I'm not sure.
They're out of the car after that.
Because people don't care about themselves.
We talked to the fire department, anybody that's down there.
If there's any witness information for the use of force, can we get witness information?
Like the chicken.
Well, is it two?
I'm sure that's just for the event.
Anybody that's down there, if there's any witness information for the use of force, can we get
witness information. Put your feet down.
Come here, I'll start to Charlie 3.
Get in this car right here.
Charlie 3.
Oh, God.
May I have your shoes before I go?
Are there shoes in that car?
Oh, cool.
Thank you.
Do you have anything in your pockets?
Hang on.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you directly after you get there.
Oh, God.
Just gonna get your clothes here.
It was not a very thorough search, it was not a very thorough search.
She's not on drugs, she doesn't seem to be medial.
100% she is just not used to.
She didn't know how to perceive, not getting what she wanted.
And then she just acted totally irrationally.
That's it.
It made the worst decision ever.
This suspect, 28-year-old Kai DeBury-Bostick, was charged with second-degree assault, two
counts of resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, failure to obey a reasonable and lawful order,
and reckless endangerment. During her first appearance in court, her attorney stated that Kai
was trying to get to work, and the incident was an unfortunate reaction to police instructions.
The judge pushed back and said the incident was an extremely dangerous situation,
and subsequently denied bond for the suspect. Was it extremely dangerous? I don't know if it was
extremely dangerous. It wasn't like she was a deliberately ramble, and she stopped the second
those a crowd I would it was a little bit dangerous there were kids did I
got to keep my wheels on my kids bro do you know when I'm taking my kids out
motherfuckers are doing wheelies on motorcycles down the road that like
next to the fucking play park at 75 kilometers an hour where this kids going
across the road constantly okay the wheelies and I'm like that's dangerous
Cuz that is dangerous. There is no possible way he could stop and the kid ran out. He's 100% thinking kid
That's not that's unsay slowly driving your car through there, bro
It's not it's not like she was trying does anyone in chat think she was trying to kill anyone
Really at any point
No, she wasn't she was she clearly was not now it was a stupid fucking decision
And she but she was driving slowly and it wasn't like that
You know that video of that one guy who's just having a middle break down
He just like oh dude you got to fucking walk and he's just he just drives through like the barrier full fucking speed
And he's just like all these fucking people screaming and running out the way
You know that one fucking guy that is dangerous this one here
It was happening in slow motion the cop was walking next to a car going get out stop
Bro, stop!
Okay, she, that wasn't that crazy.
I later took a plea deal, pleading guilty to failure
to obey a reasonable and lawful order
while all other charges were dismissed.
She was sentenced to 13 days in jail
and two years of probation.
Broke.
Oh, wow.
Okay, that's not too bad, then.
Not too bad.
I'm back in 2021 six people were killed and more than 60 injured after a driver forced their way into a Christmas
Hurry crowd and while Kisa, Wisconsin now that incident
What they trying to kill people though, isn't it don't people who do does that guy drove around in the
the van and
He just started he just had a running people over and shit right and the only reason he stopped this because it was like too much
Blood or something on his windscreen, so then he had to stop
Because he didn't want to crash
But there's some fucking there's some fucking thing he just but there's people doing that
That would that which is like I'm sorry you cannot complete the two there's like one lady. It's just like legit
Just trying to get to work. She's not trying to hand anyone. She was clearly gone slow
I the guy's trying to fucking murder people like by bramming his character crowds of people
Yeah, oh dude the cop should have detained it the second she ripped the barrier
right
The cop the cop failed in his job if I was that police officer the second she wrote that barrier
I'm detaining it right and saying no
That that okay, that's maybe he couldn't believe maybe he could have absolutely disa...
You can detain anyone if you suspect there to be a crime that to be committed you can absolutely detain them
She's she's literally telegraphed
And spoken aloud. I'm going through here and which she's not he's giving her a little for all orders to not do it
And she's saying I'm gonna do it and then she starts to do it
At that point, detain.
I would have shot- Dude, do you know there are some cops that would have shot her when she started driving into the cop?
Do you know if a cop was standing in front of the car, which was like a scary position to put yourself in?
Absolutely, there would have been cops in that situation that would have just gone bang bang bang and she could have just died.
That's how law enforcement looks at vehicles enter and produce in areas.
And honestly, the line between frustration and tragedy gets real thin once a vehicle enters a crowd.
There we go. I this is not an ice reference. This is like a fucking just any
You know if you try to run anyone over and they have a gun there's a chance they're gonna shoot you
It's not even a cop thing like it literally anyone
Dude casually explained the boys versus the girls bro
Dude casually explained the boys versus the girls
As we're all aware ever since 2016, for a completely unknown reason, the world has collectively
lost their mind and everything has become so enmeshed with American politics that men
and women are more divided than ever to the point we can't even even-
We don't like- I- I did.
He's not usually that bad.
He's usually pretty good.
He's the one in cycling that I thought was great.
They're basic questions anymore.
As an example-
I don't lie from the first minute.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna skip.
to stop me on the street and ask me, Jamie, what is a woman? I would say what most people
are afraid to say, which is goodbye. In undergirding American social politics, we have-
Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. They got a vagina. Boom. The even more
ancient divide that has separated us since the dawn of humanity-
And it's just the an adult with a vagina like a nady one
Agile debate over our experiences as men and women as most of us are aware in today's day and age a lot of people
Suspect that men are sometimes a little bit toxic and they want to criticize our behavior
But this is usually just because women don't see that our own behavior does make sense from our own perspective
As an example every woman has experienced the feeling of being overwhelmed by their life's problems
and has had an emotional breakdown. This however doesn't make any sense to men because it doesn't
generate shareholder value. What we do is continue our day as normal, then we just bottle everything
up inside until it turns into cancer. You might think, okay well how are you going to feel when
the doctor tells you that you have cancer? This is once again wrongly assuming we would ever be
going to a doctor. Nowadays many experts on male psychology- Bro, doctors don't know shit, bro.
true true bro podcast that's where it's at a podcasters believe that a lot of men
are acting out of line because we have a lack of good male role models well this
is a generational disc to dads everywhere when you think of male role models of
generations past you have people like James Bond or Indiana Jones if you ask
someone what they admired about them they'd be like he doesn't cry then he
wins. Maybe one day. But society has moved on and the last time I got some intel on modern
sensibilities is when someone asked, women, who do you think is actually a good male role
model? And the top comment was Aragorn from the Lord of the Derect.
Yo! I mean he is the man. He is the man. Like Aragorn is the man. So he's a bit of a legend.
give you like what some fucking chosen warrior like complete God destroys armies and shit
things and this actually makes a lot of sense because everyone's seen those videos where
a girl outside of a nightclub is like he has to be six foot and make 500,000 a year and
we all think that's not a reasonable expectation but if a girl were to say he must reunify
the divided kingdoms of man we'd all be thinking I'll get right on it my queen seems to me
that guys don't need role models, we just want other people to give us important quests.
Now in order to understand men and women, you have to understand not just how they use
their words differently, but how they use their numbers.
That's the quest thing, by the way, works.
You get quests from your wife.
She just gives you the quests.
And then they say, like, oh, it'd be nice if you could do this, it'd be nice if you
could do that.
Like, what if they always speak to one of these loop-to-loops roundabouts?
You just ask, no, directly, no.
What do you want me to do?
What are the goals you need to be achieved today?
What are my quests, my sweet maiden, okay, that's what's our award.
That's a bit, we can talk about that later.
This is why you need to understand how we do quantitative analysis differently.
For those who are unaware, GirlMath is returning a $200 dress, buying a $180 one, and now you
can treat yourself to a nice lunch because you just made $20 profit.
math is knowing that if you pay in cash it's free because your bank balance hasn't changed
girl math is knowing your vacation this month is all expenses paid because you bought the
ticket three months ago go math is like they see a sale and they think they print money
like it said 50 billion off so I practically made twice as much money with everything
that I bought like that and I can't I keep telling everybody abby they just say it's
a sale they fucking put the shit is marked up and they put it's an advertising gimmick
but she can't dude this is sale boom fucking front you can't even walk in the front door
because she's bought all this shit I say so much money on the sale dude nah it's like
if we need something then we buy it otherwise don't buy it doesn't matter if there's a sale
but you can't you can't win bro you can't win the the the the gold math she's a sale
and they are compelled to buy.
In contrast, BoyMath is lending a few trillion dollars to people who can't pay it back.
Then you bundle those loans together with some slightly better loans.
Then you slice the bundle into tranches so all the risk is in the bottom ones, leaving
the top tranches risk-free.
BoyMath is knowing that the global financial system is now perfectly safe.
Now that you're an expert on male and female psychology, you're ready for one of my favorite
internet debates, which is who should pay on the first date.
i love this debate because it reminds me of being fifteen years old in
googling
do girls think four point five inches is too big
you need to realize unfortunately you're worrying about how to finesse the
boss when you're actually still in the tutorial in practice is not
nine inches bro get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here
really a philosophical problem of egalitarianism, chivalry, or social reciprocity, it's more
like assessing what your date is accustomed to and where you should go from there.
Like, if you're on a date with a Dutch guy and he says, well, this is a really good book,
do you want to try?
And you say, hmm, sure, wanna try mine?
And he's like, no.
Not only will your feelings be hurt, you will also be getting invoice one euro and 12 cents
for your insufferable greed.
Now, as a late-stage millennial do-
Is that what they're doing in Deutschland?
What is Dutch?
What are the Netherlands?
Where the fuck Dutch people live?
Is that what they do there?
Hey, shiiiit.
Yeah, nice to see you here in New Zealand.
You just expected to pay if you're the guy.
This is how it works.
If you're the guy you pay for the date.
Okay, yeah, why is Dutch people not from Deutschland, by the way?
Like, there's a literal Dutch land and they don't even from there.
It's fucking doesn't make any sense.
Watch the crying laughing generation,
but we'll still be wearing ankle socks
when I'm in my casket.
One of the more interesting cultural shifts in urban Gen Z
is the extremely negative attitude
towards age gaps in relationships.
Back in my day, if a 20 year old model
was dating a 50 year old movie producer,
everyone was like, yeah, it's pretty weird,
but obviously he wants a hot girlfriend
and she'd rather have a luxurious lifestyle
than work the tar sands in Alberta.
Well, that's pretty extreme.
Gen Z is so panicked about age gaps and predatory relationships that my 21 year old niece was
like, so before you meet my boyfriend, there's a bit of an age gap, so I hope it's not weird.
And I was getting excited to meet Leonardo DiCaprio and then she was like, he's 25.
Like my sister in Christ, neither of you have ever burned a CD even once in your life.
They're retarded, bro.
They're actually retarded.
My book is like that.
I actually retarded.
You're actually retarded.
Like, I'm telling you, the internet is brick people.
That internet is a brick people. They've warped their perception of reality.
What was the worst you're expecting me to think? That he files his taxes on an iPad?
It seems this is pretty much an exclusively teen and early 20s opinion because when I ask women
I know who are 35 but they think about a 10-year age gap. They're usually like
Yeah, Jamie. That's like the only people who hit on me. So I guess that's my dating pool
And I'm like, so you only date 45 year olds and they're like, oh god, no you
While my micro-feminism could use some work, you'd think that the struggles of our youth
between the boys and girls would end there, but sadly it isn't the case, and confusion
continues deep into actual relationships.
As an example, we all know the classic girlfriend question, would you still love me if I were
a worm?
Now, the honest answer here is obviously not, but that's not what you're supposed to say.
What you're supposed to say is, yes, of course, I put you-
Yeah, I was thinking I just I would just fucking, you know put her in a worm sanctuary and then you know get a new wife
Right, but like have like a little little little. I would have a close things a little terrarium worm terrarium
Right and what cuz she doesn't have a brain anymore, right? So she's basically dead, but still technically alive in the worm
So, you know, you just have her in there in terrarium, right? You just get me, you know
It's ultimately what makes me feel like I'm doing a little jar with some dirt and take
you with me wherever I go so we can see the world together.
Unless she's going to defy physics and somehow her shrunk brain isn't going to be brain
damaged, she's actually going to comprehend what's happening.
If she's still full on human being somehow by the power of magic, that'd be weird.
That'd be weird.
I mean, could you...
Wait, you can't...
What are you doing?
What are you going to do with the worm, bro?
Like, what the fuck?
How does that even work?
How can she look after the kids?
How can you, you can't, how can you, you know, do the conilingus?
That was a, you know, none of the stuff works.
Did I be too worried about like just, like damaging, you know,
you squeeze the worm to it and then, oh, sorry you did.
It doesn't make any sense.
The reason girls like this is because it lets her know
you're not going to fight in the future
As you've demonstrated you're willing to say absolutely anything to get out of a conversation.
And this brings us to the final boss of the culture war between men and women, which is
the eternal question, would you rather be stuck in the forest with a random bear, or
stuck in the forest with a random man?
And every girl online and every girl I know in real life has said, well, obviously the
bear.
Huh?
This makes absolutely no sense to any guy because we're thinking well the average bear has like a 30% chance of wanting to kill me and the guy has like a 0.5% chance of wanting to kill me and if he doesn't we can actually help each other.
What you team up, right? Yeah, what the fuck you came in small man bout you dude. What are you? What the fuck?
That's so stupid. We're gonna fucking be a dude. We're gonna be a dude
Nothing wait what wait no way chicks actually think this right?
This is just made up
I didn't ask my wife this wait what?
That kind that must be made up thing
Would you rather be stuck with random beer or random man?
Wait, is this real?
Forest with a man or bear?
That's a bear.
I think a bear.
A bear.
This question many times and I wait is he just clipped everyone who says be it to like make a viral video
Would have to say a bear if you had the daughter would you rather her be stuck in the forest with a man or bear?
Oh bear men as caring man. I have a daughter. I'd rather she be stuck with the bear
Yes, I guess a bear. I would say a bear maybe hey man people be weird man. I'm saying bear
Wait, okay, okay, so I'm thinking how what duration was it like the 10 seconds an hour?
Like five because my daughter's gonna die in the wilderness after like
Like guaranteed she did in like a week
Stuck means forever
Well, yeah, well, she'd see she's got a bit of chance to survive with a guy
most guys aren't like pitfall freaks
So
You know, I would get up a guy a bear a bear
Bear bear a bear any day. Why a bear the worst thing that a back and do is leave a bad bear
Yeah, what do you want your kid? Are they even parents, bro? Would you want your kid dead?
Like just to expose you and the elements and like fucking just for being a child with a half-devil of brain
Who doesn't understand what they can and cannot eat?
Ask Abby now. I need to ask Abby. It's five o'clock in the morning. So I can't
They're out and so I taught you and abused
Wait, torture and if you do okay, what is the chances of a guy torturing abusing again?
Okay, you're stuck in the forest with a fucking
six-year-old girl
Okay, what do you okay? You what you okay?
What are you gonna do?
Let me torture and abuse this that no you're gonna do that. Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
You try to survive, but then you would also feel sorry for the six-year-old girl and try to help her and you'd be like yeah
Okay, you stay here. I'll go get some stuff. I mean whatever you would you would tell that you would try help the girl
Okay, you wouldn't try help the six-year-old girl. You're a fucking psycho by the way
Because you're assuming like oh, so you know, this isn't post apocalyptic world
This isn't a void. This is like you're stuck in a far somewhere so indefinitely so until you're not stuck
So okay when you get unstuck like what else are you gonna?
commit murder and then what they're gonna come find you eventually and then
you're a now you're a fucking murderer congrats why would they even cross your
mind most people aren't fucking murderers bro
this makes it I don't understand this at all on top of that most beers I am
just gonna kill people for no reason but the beer can't help you or as a guy
I can't help you obviously I'll pick the man every girl then rolls their eyes and says Jamie
imagine the set of a random man it was a six foot four burly gay guy instead and I'm like wow
okay like yeah exactly proves my point because that doesn't change anything I'm still choosing the bear
wait fuck hold on what hold on now at the end of the day I'm pretty sure men and women actually do
like each other deep down it's just a lot of people on the internet have been hurt before and
They're airing their grievances.
Isn't it better if it's a gay guy who's jacked and huge?
Like, A, he's jacked and huge,
so he's gonna be super good at fucking doing stuff.
He must be doing physical stuff all the time.
He probably has a wilderness knowledge anyway.
On top of that, he's gay.
So then he's gonna be into you.
So then because he's trying to end you,
he's trying to hit, right?
And if he's trying to hit,
well, he's gonna be more likely to help you
and be nice to you, right?
The like-minded audience.
This is exemplified by the time I saw an Instagram reel
that was like, all right, men, say one thing you
appreciate about women and women say one thing you
appreciate about men, honest answers only.
Anyway, all right, men, say one thing you appreciate
one, honest answer.
OK, fuck, I immediately thought titties.
That's bad, right?
That's a me.
I immediately thought, OK, titties, the gift of being
up to childbirth, that's the second thing I come up with.
Instantly on my brain just went titties.
But then I went to childbirth.
So that's where we go with.
You'll fuck.
Is that good?
Well, I guess titties is just childbirth.
So I tend to go from childbirth to childbirth, didn't I?
Cause titties is like, well, that's niche, nurturing a child.
The reason, that's the reason why we appreciate nice breasts, by the
way, is because nice breasts signal that that would be good at
bearing children because they're basically, um, nourish the kids.
It's one of those things where both things were breeding and breeding.
So yeah, breeding.
And a girl commented, I really like how my man makes me feel safe and cherished.
Like I can just be myself with him without being anxious or self-conscious.
Then a guy commented, I think women are the whole point.
All my ambitions are to make the world better for any woman I hope to meet in my life, to
be better for her, to make the world safer for her, to make a better future for our kids,
if that ever happens.
There'd be no point without women.
Then above all those comments was a random guy who said,
they're big cock.
I thought it was an ad.
What's an ad?
That if you say what you really think,
other people might judge you for it.
But that defeats the purpose of the hypothetical.
Because I don't want to hear what other people think.
I want to hear what you think in order
to sell that information to data brokers.
While I, of course, do this recreationally
for the love of the game, our tech overlords
are scraping your data intentionally
because that's literally the business model.
Now, if you're thinking, but Jamie, I want to use a product, not be the product, then
you might want to try our long time sponsor in Cognac, which is to simple sign up and
click, they contact data brokers on your behalf and tell them to remove your information,
which you could do yourself if you had a hundred and twenty-
They didn't really work, they were like, oh yeah, we'll just delete that from the hard
drive.
Yeah, we'll just delete that.
Oh, for some button again, bro!
We'll just delete that, bro.
Yeah, let me just do that.
we just just do that it's totally fucking
gone dude
yep because the guy said we should and
then it just comes up on another website
and then like a couple months later that
it's salad again
I don't know dude it's in the contract
hmmmm... hmmm...
wound-trails-long-y-but-ahead-maron-I
might skip that
let me skip it just now
he's a nice little Western cannibalism
Huh? Cannibalism is bad? Or is it? Well, depends. If you could technically 3D, if you can use
like a cell printing technology where you feed it like some yeast and it creates like human
cells and it's technically human meat but it's totally safe and entirely ethically
sourced, I think cannibalism is fine. But if you're like killing someone and eating them
That's obviously bad because I think killing someone's the bad part.
And then I think a lot of human meat is not sanitary and you can get sick.
Like people, is it popping your guinea but eating people as a part of like a cultural thing after they die?
But then they were all having like these fucking shakes and they would die early from these weird seizure things.
And it was because they were eating human brains.
Yes, it's one of these things where there's definitely, I think, I think cannibalism is generally speaking probably not a good thing.
But there's definitely way you can do ethically source cannibalism
Mmm don't even need to watch that video chat don't even need to watch it
Okay, let's see what we've missed out on Twitter. I'm not Twitter. What's this thing called top?
This week, okay, what do we got here painted a bird for gender reveal
a
Heartbreak for every bird that we receive who has been dying for gender real celebration
Bro fucking in a man
Fucking in a
What are we doing you dying the birds?
You speaking of birds
Do you know what I just purchased guess what I just purchased? I just purchased a killing cone
Okay, a killing cone
And what that is is it's a coin you attach your fence post and you get the chicken you put upside down and put it in
And then it's head pops out the bottom and then you've got to cut its head off
I don't want to do it
But basically our neighbor doesn't want to do it right now because she's sick and like the other neighbors are getting pissed off and
And we need to basically kill these fucking roosters
because Abby bred way too many, so we got way too many.
So we're gonna obviously,
we see you like boil them, pull the feathers out,
gut them, and then you can freeze them.
So then you can, so we're gonna do that, right?
So we can cook the meat, but like, God damn, bro.
I am not looking forward to having a murdered chicken.
I'm, chat, I'm worried.
I'm actually low key, because I eat chicken every day, right?
So, I eat chicken every day, of course...
I eat chicken every day, so of course it should be ethically...
Like, it should be ethical for me to do it, right? Like...
If I eat chicken, then I should be willing to kill a chicken.
That's... That's reasonable. That's basic logic.
But I mean, I'm worried that I'm gonna kill chickens, and then I'm gonna be like,
Oh, this is disgusting. I don't wanna eat chickens.
I don't wanna eat chickens.
That's why I'm worried that I'm gonna ruin eating chicken for myself.
It's gonna ruin everything.
But then, the people who kill chickens must...
Don't be soy. Well, I'm not gonna be soy. I'm gonna I'm gonna do it
But yeah, I'm not look I can't I can't say I've been dreading it. I'm not looking forward to this
I never high put we're not about high post. Yeah, I'm fucking high post. I'm gonna high post for fucking high post
And if he reads the full ruling of its boss of Melana the ruling of
4 minutes. I mean it's 4 minutes. It's 4 minutes. It's 4 minutes. I need to- wait can I watch it fast? Let's see if I can watch it fast. Do they have a fast option?
There's no fast option.
The ruling of the court is as follows. Divorce is granted on the grounds of insupportability. It's good. That's what I wanted. That's what Melana wanted. It's a no fault divorce.
Next, Division of Community Property, 50% to Mr. Palam and 50% to Ms. Palam, with the
exception of King's Gaming Lab, Star Forge, ordered to be split 55% to Ms. Palam and 45%
to Mr. Palam, the court finds that the disproportionate share of those funds are warranted due, number
one, the disparity of the earning power, number two, nature of the property involved, and
three, waste.
So let me explain, before everyone gets all excited, what that means.
I have a very small ownership in Starforge.
She gets 5% more than I do, and if you do the math, it ends up being about 15.
So Nick Vom owns my PC.
Yo, speaking of Starforge, by the way, yo, Starforge, I desperately need a new stream
PC because that Intel PC, the replacement is dying.
I need me an AMD stream PC, ASAP.
Starforge, you got me, homies?
You got me?
Dude, I need one of them.
the intel pc cp it's starting to dig it's
it on the latest bios it's a replacement cpu
but i'm starting to get the same
same fucking uh...
degradation issues
if you remember during uh... malayna's dispensational issues she had
asked for a sixty forty split
because of things like economic and financial abuse of the petitioner she
did not get that
the community state was essentially just fifty fifty split down the middle
with the exception of star forage which is about a fifteen thousand dollar
extra towards money i i i make sense to me i will probably earn more than her
going forward and that's a sixty forty
she wanted sixty forty
what do you earn more than her
why don't get us this if they just got the voice
split fifty fifty
right brought up
if she did her own streams and shit
surely people would watch
then again she doesn't have access to the channel does she?
it's on his channel
but she would have all her girlfriends
right and wouldn't she have all the girl viewers who watch the girl content?
you know what i'm saying?
but i guess yes she's kinda cooking her relationships so i'd be trying to do
some weird shit but like trying to take more or whatever I don't know but yeah
no I did there's no doubt I think obviously if he owns the main channel
which has more reach right and he probably has slightly better you know
business connections and stuff like that yeah if he probably does have more
earning potential right so if she did get a bit more of the stuff now he would
still have more future earning potential later because that he's NMP and it's his
channel and all that shit right yeah yeah it's pretty fair to me up next and
this is very very very important because it has to do with my shares Nick and in
MPL of L are designated as constructive trustee for miss politics if they both
started streaming right now right and they both stream the same amount of
stuff and had similar interesting levels of content right say who would earn
more and and despite it it's gonna be Nick because he's got the fucking channel
So he's got he's gonna have just instantly a lot more exposure
Because there's just like he's got whatever hundreds of thousands of followers and stuff
So you can add on top of that. He's like, you know, best friends with a lot of the top streamers
So that you know didn't get she's friends a lot of people but less right like, you know more like bi-association with Nick
So I don't know
She did the events, but she didn't wish yeah, she doesn't want to stream. She's cooked basically, right?
But that's like on her question.
So what that means, I don't have to send her my shares.
I don't have to send her cash for the shares.
I will hold her shares in my name until they're sold, if and when they're sold.
So that was a big, big, big deal for me.
It doesn't put me in generational debt.
And you know, if they sell, they sell.
Up next, attorney's fees denied.
Each party pays their own attorney's fees.
to seal the court records denied injunctions denied post-divorce maintenance
means denied that means me not being able to talk about the case was was
denied and the $5,000 a month for five years that millennium wanted was also
denied five thousand dollars for five wait five thousand dollars a month for
five years six that way that's 1260 60 grand 60 times five three hundred
thousand dollars that's not that much that's not that much committable here
and there's not much but I don't want okay good what I'm saying is like for
For Nick for like dude. How much is this car worth? How much is next car worth?
Oh, that's insane for me, but I'm not a rich. I'm not a Rick. I'm not set up in this boy, dude
NMP's good for him case, but that's nothing to him
That's nothing the Nick bro. You kidding me? God it got some foreign cannon boy if he's a red this is gonna say that
Yeah, okay, it's kind of saying though. Yeah. No, you're right. She could actually live off that for five years
That's like five years and she could just not have a job
But wait think about it, right
She is she did trade off
Like you kind of spent like whatever how long ten years of her life
pumping neck up right or eight years of her life pumping neck up and then she's
yeah like you know I'm saying like pump like pump like pumping them up like
juicing his career and it's loaded towards him right it's biased towards him
if you think about it she did not get that each party is to keep credit card
in its debt in their own name each party to keep household furnishings in their
possession so all the stuff in this house is mine all the stuff hers is hers
Each party to keep their jewelry and personal items and so for example that necklace that I wore I get to keep
Pokemon card collection to be doubt divided equal
Like today's like instead of like owning bars like bars of gold
gold. You know, people own Pokemon collections now. So you could divide that equally, honey.
Mr. and Mrs. Polym, to each keep their own online skins, match at the gathering card
collection to be divided equally. The Super 73 bike is awarded to Ms. Polym, each party
to keep ownership of their own social media accounts. 2023 Kallak Escalade is awarded to
Ms. Polym. 2021 Nissan GT-R is awarded to you.
Okay, what Nissan GTR? What is that? Nissan Nissan GTR
You see it's like a flash go right Nick
Polum, which is one I
Bought my dream car. Oh shit. What is this? Is he happy in his life now? What is this?
What's this one?
How much is it worth? I don't know how much is what is what is in 2020 what?
2021 price. I mean, yeah, so you guys going on about like, like 3K, dude, you guys, you
guys going on about, you guys are going on about NZD. Okay, you guys are going, this
is NZD. Okay, but you guys are going on about 3K being some huge amount of money, bro. His
car is worth fucking uh well half of this let's say 150k on the high end 120 to 150k
that's half that money which is insane by the way that's insane by the way like doesn't even
mortgage to pay off how could he buy that how could you buy if you ain't right how could you
own a car that if you ain't right if your car is worth more than 20 grand you're rich bro or
your fucking low IQ okay even your even your rich or your low IQ you got two
options there okay okay my son was 5k in the door so 2.5k I got a 2.5
wait was it 5k actually right don't remember actually now maybe I'm getting
that number wrong might have been a little more but listen it's definitely
listen to you I did oh shut the fuck up shut guys every additional expense like
if you combine every single like thing that I own that I technically don't need
to own although I did buy a lot of these things for stream of my own health it
does not equal up to any more than let's say 30,000 US dollars you're
retarded you're you guys are retarded you guys are retarded to me so that was
the court's ruling to summarize, it was essentially the same exact offer that I had offered her
back in March and April of 2025, with the exception of the extra 15K. This court case
lasted well over a year. It cost over $400,000 in lawyer fees, expert fees. And in my opinion,
most of it was unnecessary. But I had to go. I had no choice. If I was to continue to stream
through everything, people would have been harassing me about it the entire time, like
Like they did when I first started, and I do believe that me not streaming was the quickest
way to come to a conclusion with this divorce.
So there was a lot of rumors and things that kind of spawned from this case because documents
were leaked and people made up their own theories and ran with them.
I could sit here and diffuse all of them and be pretty easy because none of them were true.
But honestly, I got the ruling that I wanted and I'm not going to do that.
I might mention them on the podcast, The Chance, where we can do it in a less informal environment.
That's essentially kind of what happens. Let me think it's okay
I'm thinking that if I'm a millennia. I'm with Nick. I'm thinking like at minimum. I want 50 50
Minimum
Fetty Fetty and I got that I'm probably alright. I'm probably okay. I'm millennium a blade of Makilla
I'm thinking Fetty Fetty, but then I'm thinking actually but he is way more earning potential than me and
And effectively mine's completely cucked like let's say his multiplier of any potential is like 1.0
Who would be at the hers would be like point 2?
Or something right be as far lower
Far lower, so then you think maybe a bit more
But then you but then I think I everything's have everything's I'm a go if I do that they're gonna think I'm a gold digger
And I'm like trying to like yeah, I don't know
I'd be I'd probably settle 30 30, but I would could see if a little bit more would make sense
You know
Well, she tried to because technically it makes sense that she would get more right because his earning potential is a lot higher
Like let's say let's say it you know, it's one of those things
So like 50 50 minimum maybe a little bit more but ultimately the courts have decided
So there you go. What's it basically he's saying pretty much everything 30 50 X and
And everyone gets their own shit, except she gets a tiny bit more of StarForge.
Other than that, whatever.
She's a dumb bitch!
Okay, bro, relax.
You're a dumb cunt.
Uh, where's this guy?
I don't know where this guy is.
Where's this fucking guy?
Bitch.
Where's this guy at?
Where's this little bitch at?
You're a fucking band.
Think about it. Think about it.
Well, the issue is this, right? It depends on how...
It also depends on how much one person put in.
Because, right, if you're a wife of a guy, right, and you're the wife of, say,
I don't know, some rich billionaire,
but you never go to his business meetings, you never do any work,
work you kind of just live in a nice house you do fuck all maybe you like
rock up you you maybe you do you know whatever some minor things around the
house and occasionally give your husband a back massage or something and maybe
give like two cents of advice every time then that's not 3050 is it right that's
not 3050 that person is just like that person I could totally see that that
That argument of being like, no, you don't get FDVD.
So whereas, you know, this is power couples where the checker's doing tons of stuff behind
the scenes, who stops their own career to fully support the other guy and devotes all
their time and effort to making this other dude pop off at the sacrifice of her own life,
well then she could be doing all these other things and she could have been doing her own,
you know, business, building her own value, her own worth, her own earning potential and
she wasn't. Which is one of those things where, you know, if that is the case, well then you
absolutely are entitled to at least half, if not more. Because of the fact that even if
you are doing, even if you cut yourself completely full sacrifice and you are doing 30% of the
work truly, but all of the potential, all of the, you know, IP and all the branding and
all the accounts are going to this other person, when you split up, guess what? That person
continue earning money and you just get fucked in the ass right you understand
as an answer then you would you would need to get paid something additionally so
I don't know it's it's messy as hell bro bro did the trick is this just like
don't get divorced you know just don't get divorced
boom there it be there it be and then you don't need to worry about that it is
official, I am being sued by Ethan Klein in the courts of Calgary, Alberta for
defamation. I do plan on fighting against this, but for now it is in the hands of
of the courts and our attorneys.
I will say that it worries me what it means
for the commentary community
and especially the Canadian commentary community.
But this is about all I can say, at least for now.
for now I'm sorry that the stream is so short I wish I could give you a lot more
grease but I will resume the regularly scheduled content mmm on Thursday yo
what's up with fucking everyone and like this courts and like I'm getting so this
guy's getting so this can fucking we're in this place the course decided that
Well, is this like the new meta? Is everyone's just like fucking suing each other and it's just like it's courts
I watched a video today on like some Indian company that was
suing people for like talking shit about their phones and putting gag audits in the middle of this
And doing all this super stuff stuff like and now watching this like what's going on here?
This is the new meta of everyone suing each other
Yeah, they just gag waters where you can't talk about something. They say fuck you
You know and basically all these tech review youtubers got cucked the guy this one Indian company
Because they were saying the truth by the way
Which is like what okay, and yeah, this is it I I cucks. Okay, you call him my cucks guys. That's not very nice
So he made the content nook thing or whatever right but then kind of painted it one-sided
little bit out of context strong and I'm kind of hard and now I guess he's just suing him
back
But whatever happened to just like you make your own video reply and then call it a day
We just doing I don't I get bro
W sue that sue those people who are doing that shit with like
Hey, if you don't want to give ad revenue to Ethan, we're gonna watch this video here
So he gets nothing and I'm gonna use ad block and we can all fuck this guy
Let me just steal his content and then like I get that that would blatantly break in the law
Right like that blatantly they're they're blatantly going out of their way to floor and then I get like okay
Yeah, clear it up your retard. Congrats
But like this thing here just like a kind of like this whole like thing where you make like a targeted attack on another creator
And you kind of straw man them a little bit and you have like a heavy bias
Is that is it really I feel like you can paint you can get clips of someone out of context and make a video about it
And that's fine. I mean that's what everyone like so many people do all the time
Like at what point are you like, where's the freedom of speech?
Right where's the freedom of speech if you want to make out of context clip farms, right?
If you want to if you want to go out of there and like get a club and get outraged over something
Which is like not even real and make videos about that. Isn't that isn't that your your right is some fucking American?
To do that am I crazy?
I
Have said h3 h3 miss less children in that he deserves where he said that wait wait he said that is that work?
I didn't hear that part
It's because I don't I don't really remember I remember watching I did watch the iDubbbz video
Offstream, but I remember thinking like
icky the video was icky I
Don't remember saying he was molesting children though that I don't remember that I don't remember that part bro
What part of the video was that in cuz I didn't see that but I didn't see that video, bro
Yeah
No one said that I feel you just making it up. I feel I feel like you're just making it up, bro
Imagine joining someone a decade ago genuinely made me said yeah, what happened dude, this is crazy considering
that they were like boys like what the fuck and happened to it like what what
the fuck happened to items by the way like he like I mean to the point where
it's going I cooks and like okay so that he like he's fucking cooked I don't know
what the fuck he used to be like the man and now now he's like this I don't know
what the fuck some sort of Hassan all but a guy and then Ethan what else happened
that guy he used to make like videos about vaping and just shitting on
pranks and stuff and now he's just like sitting there like not doing like
fake coughs he's doing legit real coughs it sounds like he's got cancer or
something and just like this guy's fucking trying to get me bro they're
trying to get me we're gonna sue them we're gonna fucking destroy that guy
oh fucking this guy like he's got he's gone he's gone to the full skits what at
both of them bro have gone crazy
Yes Tourette's no, but it's what okay his Tourette's bro is way worse than what it used to be
He used to do like an eye thing or whatever. He used to do that this and
Like maybe you know and then but now it's like every two seconds
He's coughing it looks like he's dying and he's just get sewing out
About like some new person who's trying to destroy him and how he's and he plays a sound effect noise and says how he's gonna get them and
Then sends out another fucking lawsuit
That's like bro, I don't know what's going on there
Like both these guys just like I don't used to be making you know
I used to like it's like, you know
His content cop videos and it's like stupid unboxing videos a lot there were the unboxing videos did seem kind of wasteful
But whatever
At Ted to whatever he is now and then I don't know H3S return into whatever he used to be which was actually pretty funny
Shitting on pranks is making meme videos doing bait video whatever tip what he is now and it's kind of sad, bro
That's number he that's like it's like politics bro both of them went down politics down the politics rabbit hole and it break both of them
Didn't that's what happened?
I doesn't fool like I sound all but a guy and then h3a3 when I don't know what the fuck happened wait
He used to do a thing with us on
And then they had that break it wait
Did I sign for ruin both iDubbbz and h3h3?
Don't actually don't think about that is that the common
This that's the common link isn't it?
It's the common link.
Hassan has bricked both of them somehow.
He's given them both mental illness.
Because H3H3 went down like the mentally ill route whenever he did the fucking, I think
what happened was, right, he was pandering super hard to the Hassan guys and he's sitting
up these unrealistic expectations, right?
You know this this impossible these impossible ideals that you can't live up to and then that that whole Israel thing happened and
Then they started fucking turbo hating like the Ethan guy, right?
And they started they started attacking him and the son didn't defend him and then then he went for that's when he went down
The schizo rabbit hole, right?
That's what he went down the full schizo rabbit hole
Like and and now and now he's like what I'm not saying. He's like schizophrenic, right?
I'm not saying he's really schizophrenic, but I'm saying he's like a bro to me. It seems like it's a shadow of his form of self
You're bad the tip of gum she well, I'm just saying and then and then a third wait when did
Do wait a minute because Ethan started getting burnt to win
I'm not Ethan Ian Ian started getting brick to win
Was it just girlfriend?
There's girlfriend what but then I don't know if that's I don't know you can say it was a justice girlfriend though, bro
Both of those can be to fill the Frank
Hmm
This is girlfriend was a Hassan orbiter from what I understand his girlfriend was a League of Legends booby shriemer
Yeah, and then she but she wanted to do like more
She wanted to be taken more seriously, so then she started trying to do political stuff and like appealed to political people
Right, and then she started to she tried to revoke all the booby shriemer stuff
Yes, she was literally a booby streamer. No, she was literally identified. She's like as close to this thing
I'm a booby stream place League of Legends. That's what she used to be back in the day
That's is this is that was way back and then she ditched her current boyfriend, right?
I like had a convention to go meet up with I dubs and basically chill on her boyfriend with with I dubs
It's what from what I'm at the show proof
You seem to be an expert in this this is based on the whoa
I know about all these things because I've watched a bunch of YouTube documentaries on everything
But I don't know of idabs. I don't know if you can put the idabs bricking on
Hassan
necessarily yes his girlfriend was a turbo Hassan over there
Yes, he is it was Hassan over there now, but I think he kind of was already bricking before that I
Think it was already bricking before that
This is why Ethan is silly
I mean, it's like the only fucking content they have over there, right?
Like, that podcast is full of talentless hacks.
If they spent fucking, if they spent a quarter of the amount of time that they do harassing
people and imagine the judge, imagine the judge like looking at this
evidence. Alright, we submit this evidence. The talking Vita Muffiri dragon. Yes, he's
calling me a perp. It's behind this facade of this dragon like facade is the is the man,
you know, Ian I dobs.
And like trying to find actual talent and trying to not only like, who knows, higher
talent, I don't know might be past that point of being able to hire talent. I don't think
talent wants to associate with that shit now but like they themselves I don't know
like do some improv or something take some speaking classes you know do some
in in the meanwhile to figure out how to be more entertaining or interesting
The Imp knows that AB has a chin implant as well.
Ha ha ha ha!
Mmm!
A BBL!
A BBL approaches!
What the fuck?
Okay, for starters, he didn't actually say it.
So yes, it's like, overlaid text or whatever.
But he didn't say it in that.
He didn't say it.
It was just like, it was on the screen.
I don't know.
He didn't say it.
Still liable.
I mean, if one of my moderators put some shit up on the screen.
up on the screen like some unhinged destiny quote like what's the deal
Canada doesn't care can't look at this and he said it yeah it was this is one
of the things where I don't know he's platforming a bad message but he's not
I don't know did I don't know that to me that seems a bit murky that's not cut and
dry to be honest with you it's not I thought literally said even client is a
child predator boomalice his own children like that's what you told me and
And then you should leave me a video of a fucking VTuber dragging with an image behind
that's overlaid that is that even real, which I presume it is, right?
I presume it is a real thing and he probably put it up there, but it's like Destiny saying
it.
There's a huge gray area there, bro.
Huge gray area.
Anyway, guys, it's kind of sad to see these guys that I was a fan of both of them, bro.
down this fucking dog shit politics slop rabbit hole and they've just kind of like I don't
know what the fuck's happening now with everyone's just suing each other and it's just like
not even funny anymore interesting it's just like it's it's kind of just sad bro.
Episode three is finally finished after crazy all nighters and basically destroying my health
but I can't post it or I will go to jail and not only that I will also immediately lose
My lawsuit at $300,000 and the go-for me we made for Brian will go straight to this mystery company that I'm
No longer allowed to talk about
Bricks and minifigs Bricks and minifigs. It's Bricks and minifigs by the way
They said for paper guys. I've watched all of the
I've been keeping up with this drama
I have not watched the original video because I wanted to watch it on my string
I wanted to do a bricks and minifigs deep five and I was gonna watch these and what we're just gonna watch with
That's together
But I know I understand what's fully going on here and basically he's getting cooked. This is a this is bullshit by the way
This is complete bullshit. This is the whole the ability for them to
Just gag people to what is this shit like? Oh, yeah, you just cannot talk about this shit at all
Like we are clearly on the wrong here
But somehow we're using some sort of wedding corrupt method to twist it in a way where yeah, you are silenced and we own you
That's not freedom, bro. That's not freedom. That's called corruption dog. That's some bullshit
We need a they need a fix whatever the fucks going on there. Yeah, is it fucking?
North America or North Korea, bro
It's my email which I guess a judge approved for them that this was a valid form of service
And so now that I'm officially never makes it where he got sent an email to Rick was been one two three two three
Yet gmail.com and
That counts a serving but they couldn't serve the guy even when the cops gave the papers to the guy
It didn't count a set like get the fuck out of here, bro
This is some bullshit. So now that I'm officially served. I cannot even mention
this company or I will be in jail and
and everything. Normally I would be like, screw the big guy telling me what to do, I'm
going to do what's morally right. But in this situation, if I do that, then all my friends
get screwed with this lawsuit and we lose all the go funding money we raise, like immediately.
So I am no-
Yeah, fair enough. You're going to cook your friends. Yeah, fair enough.
Who was this who the fuck is this? This is the bricks and many things guy well
He's basically a youtuber. I can give you the tail. Yeah, I mean we kind of I kind of would I do want to watch the whole bricks and many things
I got on show I've been saving the original
I've only been seeing reactions. I've watched like a lawyer reaction to some stuff
I've watched and was critical talking about it at some points, but I've not actually watched the og and I was like gonna watch it on
stream
But yeah, it's one of these things where yeah, I don't know this seems insane. This is unhinged
This is unhinged, bro. Fuck this company.
Longer allowed to even mention this mystery company. My personal opinion is that this is unfair because this order was put on me because this company was telling the court that I was making bomb threats, I was planning on murdering the...
Is that just illegal to lie a micro? Isn't that just illegal? Okay, how's that if you make a fake?
I don't understand. Isn't that just illegal straight up?
It's only a little I understand how come that how come these guys can make up all the shit like bomb threats
Murder threats. Oh, these guys have got heroin
Like clearly that every single time there's no credibility to any of them, right? Like shouldn't they have some?
Proof or evidence and if they had evidence, okay fair enough. It's like, okay
We've had bombers you do it is fucking studio apartment or like. Oh, yeah
We found that some trace heroin in his car. What like okay fair enough, but there's no evidence whatsoever
How can this be like implemented legally?
How can they utilize this tool or man? It doesn't make sense to me to me. This seems like completely corrupt
Yeah, the manager and police which obviously I didn't do and you can see that in the footage
the only problem is I was not given a chance to share my side the court just heard their
perspective not mine so because I wasn't able to share my side and now no longer able to
talk about them and looks like this might be it. So yeah.
GG, bro. GG. GG.
GG. Corruption wins confirmed.
Surely, surely not.
Surely based on the totality of all the evidence, they're going to be fucking
cooked in court and these guys will win.
Although I think there is more to it.
Like this pick this there's more to like this guy. He was doing a bit of stuff for content. It does seem
He's not completely he was taking the piss a little bit here and there
You know, maybe there was some over-retail directions on the value of like the Legos
There's a few things that are like not fully adding up and it is definitely a site where you're like, okay
I see kind of like where there's a little bit one-sided in terms of the internet discourse
Yeah, whereas a reaction dude, I would love to guys. I would love to watch a Berksy McGee's 25 things
Maybe watch it tomorrow. I was to watch it. I see this. Yeah, I've seen it
I've watched it like fucking five times bro. Shut the fuck up stop linking that shit dog. Nobody gives a fuck
Nobody gives a fuck bro, Jesus
Okay, holy fuck it's the same forcing club. I've read it you like seven times
Funny
oh shit oh that was crazy bro fuck abin what can i hide that one i don't know what the
fucks airmark on it bro uh unfortunate mob placement okay
i don't know what's gonna happen
It's a middle door, instead of a plastic one, because you get a wire with the fullest finger.
You get like a coat hanger.
What's up with that side?
W. W. Save ya, bro.
Literal hero.
Oh bro, what can I hide?
What the fuck is wrong with this?
Dude, what can I hide this shit?
Bro, I can't hide.
Does anyone know what's wrong with Reddit right now, bro?
Extrusion Refrails is the final boss.
The voice load cost him $80,000 and says he is playing quick math games on his iPads or being questioned in court.
57 months.
Tony, what in life comes up during this?
The final boss of the story is in the game.
And he was the final boss.
And then handed off to LAPD, which is, they are here, but not involved in the actual pursuit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what a judge was addressing him. Yeah, and I had to say this all Jim
He was a playboy his iPad and he was doing a brain game
And he was fucking a role in this shit. He was playing um one of those one of those quick math games
What?
one of the second thing that suits them maybe it calms them down or maybe he's
just got ADHD I don't know it's crazy finish him okay okay I think it was
probably the last video we want you
Somebody's vehicle and opening the door will test what some people don't give a
Okay, okay Jesus
I don't condone any of this, but you gotta realize Karen that not everybody reacts the same and
Amazing amazing
Oh boy, this is gonna be scary isn't it? Wait, 7.8 minutes you do this quick and the cells pick your paints?
Holy shit!
Well this is no large buildings to fall over right?
Like there's nothing, you know what I'm saying?
This guy's supporting his bike.
As long as no fish are opened up on the ground.
Oh shit! Yeah that's probably not, don't want to be near that.
We're not good. We're good. It's funny because I was thinking that. That looks a little bit dangerous, but
This is just 10. It's just 10. No way that would kill anyone
That's kind of insane kind of insane, bro. Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of crazy. I
mean, I don't want to stress children of god damn it. I can't fucking hide these things
Okay, I'm done. All right guys. I'm gonna look to see if it's anything else that I've missed and then we're just gonna
Yeah, ched the builder didn't hold back after getting kicked out of the restaurant
That guy's a guy just spams the ambulance on the right
Fucking girlfriend wait for Mr. Man University alumni Kovit is exposed for cheating
with her cousin
She did on me with her cousin see shit like this ain't even funny because I wouldn't have even wished this on my worst enemy
Who the fuck prayed on my downfall this much for some shit like this to happen to me?
Now I'm not gonna drop no names or anything, but y'all know who she was, you know, I posted with her, you know
Obviously she's my ex now. I don't even know why I say girlfriend bro
We made content together. We dated for a couple years and all of that ended recently, bro
I had to call it quits, bro. As of last week, I had to call it quits, bro
I caught her cheated on me in my house
Keep in mind I pay all the bills in this motherfucker bruh she how about that's it that she don't meet with her blood cousin bro
so
Bro she doing incest
She doing incest like that's pretty bad. I feel like like it's not even the oldest the main thing is she's don't see some incest freak
Well, if it's like first cousin or something right goon dude. I'm gonna be honest. I'm getting like
like red flags here body pillow goon cave um what is going on here i've been noticing
she's always on facetime with this nigga bruh and it's her cousin bro she's always
on facetime with her cousin but it's like what normal person would think that's weird
like like that's her cousin like i thought it was on some normal ass shit like you know
like i guess i didn't realize that they were sleeping on the phone together that every
time i would come near her she would go on mute or whatever but that's not the point
She was in the shower and I heard her talking on FaceTime.
So that was like a red flag.
So I walked near that restroom.
Like this is my restroom.
Then there's like another room and another restroom over there.
I walked near that restroom.
The door is locked, which is also suspicious
because why are you locking the doors?
But I heard her say the word gains as in like gym gains.
And I heard yams come out her mouth.
And once I heard that, I'm like,
who are you on FaceTime with?
And why are you talking about yams, my name?
What is a yam?
It's like a food item.
What is a yam?
Yams, let me look up the yams. Yams. What is a yams?
It's a food item. Yes, it's a food item. So I thought, wait, why are you talking about yams? Why are they talking about yams?
Roasted sweet potato.
Ass and cheeks. It means ass, wait, yams slang.
Oh a person's buttocks or curvy for seek a curvy backside of a seek context he's
playful she had the yams
mmm context probably like a king Hunter where the yams represented
talk skinny power okay what the fuck
can i get that
sweet
show me
can i get that
sweet
Which of your marketing units do witty, fitty, lamp to make this song guaranteed sound of holiday season?
I'm feeling like a boomer right now, Chad. I'm feeling like a boomer. This guy's older than me,
bro, and way fatter, but I still don't understand what the fuck is. Okay, this has 30,000 upvotes.
Which of you marketing you just told 50 WAP so I'm guessing that's a music artist to make the song guaranteed sound of the whole a season
I'm investing at 25 videos
That's that what does this part mean?
I'm
Getting more okay yams means ass and titties boys. Okay, but okay. That's what it means
I'm an unk bro. I don't understand what this means, but 30,000 people think that it makes sense
What the fuck bro, I have like a little cat litter box
But it's like a AI advanced
$900 litter box and has a camera for some reason and it's in her restroom
So I was able to connect to that shit and I basically see her at the mirror of her restroom with her phone
Plopped up. Yeah, the FaceTime shit was on her camera was on and she was on FaceTime. Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, he's creeping on it with the cat cam
He's creeping on it with the cat cam bro and the AI cat cam. Yo, what the fuck? I must admit
You know what I bought a Amazon? Oh
Amazon no a Google is a Google home with its screen on it and
and
It had it had this ability where you could just like go in and you just press like
View camera at any point it was just like in the kitchen
But you could just see people doing stuff and it was like they don't know you're watching them
And it felt super creepy and weird. I
Disable the future but that's realize wait you didn't able to feature again. Just click it
I did not like that at all. So I actually went and I just put a fucking tape over it
I put tape over it and
And if this is like in the kitchen, but like that's too much I would not be putting a fucking camera in
the toilet I
Would I be putting a fucking camera in the toilet room?
Showing straight yams to that nigga like I'm talking about three sixties in the camera grab it
Oh, you could listen to the microphone anything
Dude, I clicked on it one time when there was a like a fucking meeting going on and I could listen
I could hear crystal clear what they were talking about and it was like way over the center
And it felt like a little bit weird like I was I was in the country
This is the country at one point. It's one point. Oh, not one point five
And I could I could listening to them and I was like, oh that this is weird
And I and I turned it off because I like this is creepy. So I walked down
Yeah, meeting with Tyrone. It's just everything bro. She's butt ass. Thank you, bro
And at that moment, bro, my heart was on and she was on FaceTime just showing straight yams to that nigga
Like I'm talking about three sixties in the camera grab it. Yeah, it's just everything bro
She's butt ass. Thank you, bro. And at that moment, bro, my heart something right? I was like damn. It's GG
She just cheated on me, but that's not how it ended though. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I didn't want to make it seem like I knew and I caught her and she's gonna try to play victim
So I walked up to her room. I'm not gonna door
I was like, let me see your phone real quick
I grabbed her phone and I noticed her like grabbing that shit like but like not really grab me
It's like a way where like she made it obvious she was hiding something
So I just grabbed it and sped what to my room and then I locked my door
And that's when she started banging on my door saying can open the door give me my phone
The better what happens we kind of have any hidden resentment or bad feeling that could fuck our bond up like if we go for a
Breakup or some obviously it might not feel good, but no matter what we can have hidden resentment after once inwards get in they
Next relationship or anything if we seal some we got to say it and talk a bit it
TB on both sides you feel me
What the fave cuz
It just died can we resume this really but yeah
I'm gonna be real. I've just read this and I have no idea what this means
That's true, I'll never lose you I just worried because from us getting
And intertwined like if we had to end it before I'd be heartbroken and have to go through those emotions again
That'll feel to imagine toughness. I'm a little I don't know what the top bro. This guy, bro. This is your cousin, bro
So this cousin must be desperate
This cousin must be desperate like you haven't a read all this bullshit about like feelings and still a sappy crap
I don't know like I'm only real like he's this cousin is desperate dog
This cousin is so desperate.
Um...
Hello?
Come in! Please!
What is this weird thing?
What is this? What was that? What the fuck?
What was this? What did you see?
He just like rubbed it to make it sure. What the fuck is this magic messaging app?
What the hell? Our iPhone thing.
What's the point of that?
Like I've been thinking it isn't gonna go nowhere not cuz neither of us don't want it to but because
It can't and that fucking me up. I really wish we weren't cousins, bro
Really wish I just wish we really weren't cousins
Yo this fucking weird ass ends this shit dude.
Yo they know what they doing.
It's an unholy union.
Dude this is like Game of Thrones.
This is like Game of Thrones.
Please open the door as tall as possible.
You're actually like a psychopath gang.
You talk to me.
You really are fucked up in the head.
Please talk please.
Nah game we're good.
I'm good.
but you know yams it was a lot of
uh...
i have a great issue
is so
by cringe bro
this is crazy
i did it yet that did that if you're going to do this
this is pure disparation
or
the house but
it's your cousin
and she's emo dumping on you
you didn't you didn't emo dumped
you get it yet why was this i mean it's interesting
uh...
i feel you i think i am in deep into because every time i think of the
future i always picture you in it
please please please open the door let's talk first let me just talk to you
no this isn't done
okay that's fine let me talk to you no
i feel like i can visualize you as my boyfriend again
Conversation?
Did she just span about cussing shit, okay? Yeah, did she insist being insist?
Is maybe the insist thing is what's making it exciting for her?
I went through her notes, I went through everything, bruh, and I seen tons of explicit photos from her and him
And then I went through the test messages and there was a bunch of weird shit going on, bruh.
Like she was talking about that nigga being boyfriend material.
She was saying she feels a disconnect from Kenneth.
She was saying all types of shit, bro, and honestly, bro
I wanted to crash out at that moment, but obviously he couldn't because I'm a good
I feel like you're allowed to do something
I knew a lot isn't that isn't it like a thing where you just find your partner cheating on you
And you like to like beat them a little bit isn't that like a thing that's so get emotional
Reaction, and you like protect it under something
Wait, isn't that like no there's like a thing where you know, it's a crime of passion or something
Which is less bad because it's not pre-meditated
Yeah, you know I'm saying like if you just bomb a say if you just but you know happen to
You know like okay if you walk down on your wife getting fucked by some dude, right and
You just fucking throw a chair at them both and it did damage to both of them, right? I think you're good. I
Pretty sure you're okay to throw a chair at both of them
Cuz it's a crime of passion you just instantly reacted you didn't know that shit was going down
You didn't plan it you just happened to rock up and then you like what the fuck
You just saw a chair and it just smacks him both in the face like
What so I could back me to I'm pretty sure you're good
Okay, we rockin this up
Just do one little F5, do a little F5, do a little F5.
Okay, I'm just trying to find out a thing real quick, okay?
So basically, pretend we're like in America, Texas, say, and my wife is there, and anyway,
I walk into the room.
No idea this is happening.
Boom, she's getting fucked by another dude.
Okay, am I able to throw a chair at them and say I injure both of them?
Am I protected in any way?
Is it some sort of crime or passion or is this complete bullshit and I'm just gonna
got a jail.
You're probably catching an assault charge, maybe two.
Throwing a chair at them absolutely qualifies as assault in Texas.
It's either causing bodily injury or throwing something that could reasonably cause it.
The lover's a stranger, so straight up assault.
Your wife?
That's family violence assault.
Shit!
Which prosecutors love because it's easier to push.
The old catch-em-in-the-act and its open season law repealed in 1973.
That shit's dead.
Wait, wait, you're telling me there's nothing?
You're telling me there's no partitions at all for like if there's some obvious emotional
passionate thing you do in the moment?
You're telling me there's no...
That doesn't help me at all?
I'm not allowed to eat?
Just punch them one time or something?
You're not allowed to punch the dude, but here's the raw truth.
Texas does have a sudden passion defense, but it's not what you think.
It doesn't make your assault legal.
It just means if you get convicted, the jury can cut your sentence down because finding
your wife getting railed is considered adequate cause for a sudden passion reaction.
It's a sentencing thing, not a get out of jail card.
You still go to trial, still risk conviction.
One punch?
That's a misdemeanor assault at minimum.
If he gets hurt, busted lip, black eye, whatever, it's class A misdemeanor, up to a year in
jail.
and you knock him out or break something,
you're looking at aggravated assault,
which is a felony.
Real talk, legally you can use reasonable force
to stop someone from fucking your wife in your house.
But the law is vague as fuck on reasonable
when she's enthusiastically writing the fucking joke.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what if you just get stunned?
Okay, you walk in and someone's fucking your wife
and you're like, ah, sexual assault, bang,
you punch him super fucking hard and knock him out
and it turns out, oh wait, that was consensual,
but you didn't realize, are you good there?
You're fucked either way. Claiming sexual assault after you've already clocked him is textbook bullshit.
The second you admit you thought it was consensual but attacked anyway, that mistake of-
No, no, no. If I don't admit that, if I don't admit that, no, I do. I realize it's consensual after I punch him.
You're still fucked. You can lie your ass off and say, I thought she was getting raped.
But that story dies the second your wife or the dude testifies that you walked in,
You walked in froze for a second then screamed something like you fucking whore before swinging.
That's why I thought freeze.
What if I do not hesitate and I pop off?
You're still catching the charge, Demas.
Shit.
I'm a good civilian.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna crash out over a girl, but it was sick to see to be honest for like I genuinely
was thrown out.
I'm not gonna lie, but that's all my homeboys.
I was calling them.
I was in my restroom throwing up just nonstop, bro.
Everything I ate prior to that I threw it all up, but it was sick. So yeah, once I found that
I go I got my phone. I took pictures of everything
I wish I scroll some more, but you know
I like once I seen that I was ready to kick her out, but I took pictures of all the pictures she took for him
All the pictures he said her the text messages
Everything that's all on my phone. Just in case she wants to fucking deny or lie to me everything
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all on my phone just in case she wants to fucking deny or lie to me
It was all on my phone. I gave her a phone back. I told her she had to go
That's ghetto, bro. There's nothing you can say to me right now
Dude, this is like the way it was because your boyfriend's an influencer and he's posting this to everyone
You're and your face is on it
yo what the fuck this is so much worse I just realized so much it's not like
she's getting caught and then one guy's like fuck you and maybe like a parent
or two and a family or two knows this is like not the whole internet knows
You did what you did you got to face that you got to go
I don't care
like a pointy-poopy, like we were like really close to it, like a certain part of it.
We were a family of every single one.
I was really happy with that.
You know, when you were in bed, they written how I wanted you to be.
Wait, this is literally Game of Thrones.
This is like they had this weird love story beforehand,
But then you know when they were younger and then but they secretly were in love the whole time
So then they had a facade relationship with someone else
But but they were actually in love with the cousin the whole time while their brother resists at the whole time
It's a dude. It's Monday game thrones right here. So you fuck your cousin
That's matter of fact
So you fuck your cousin so you fuck your cousin
You need help
Yeah, she's not with me anymore. We're not with each other no more
But it's just like bro. Hey all my young bulls out there, bro
Learning the stairs you can't trust these girls no more. I ain't a lot, but you can't trust boy best friends
You can't trust cousins can't trust brothers
I mean, I could see how you would think that you'd have that would that would pray black
for you, right?
That pray that probably make you feel pretty bad.
No doubt.
Um, and do you know what?
If you're if you're a partner or you're, you know, you're spending a lot of time with
another guy one on one for an extended period of time.
It's a riff lag. Let's not get it twisted. It's a riff lag. It is. Now, the thing is,
you think, oh, cousin, like, okay, if my wife, my partner was spending time with her brother,
I'm not gonna be like, oh, that's the riff lag. Let's be real, no one's gonna think that.
But then, and I don't know if I would, the cousin thing, I don't know. The cousin thing,
i don't know dude uh if he's like a first cousin or something she had i don't know i'm
quite up to this what is it
all right we've reached the bottom of this we're officially at the bottom of the uh
We're at bottom tier shit force this cat shows us. Okay. This is the last video and then we're done
This is for since cat yes, you made this this morning and the cat lost it
It's a new favorite
That's not pep on them. It's a plushie fox. I think he seems to love cats, bro
I'm gonna be real. He seems to love cats
She sleeps on it
But he what he's allergic to cats can you get hype isn't it I know there's dogs you
can get for example dogs that don't a non-hyperallergenic right kid surely there's a cat breed that's
the same.
Does he get a smicks if you wanted you can get that you can get a hairless cat boom they
Michael. Yeah, from the hissing in our faces, 24 seven to this love. That's what it is.
You know, you, you, you, you care for the cat and they, you know, the change. There
There you go.
OK.
Gamers.
Popping off for real this time.
I
Ethical build
Cannot beat the monkey
Become the monkey no enslave the monkey
Yes
There it is baby there it is
I'm not timing him bro. I'm not timing him bro. I'm enslaving there
I'm gonna I'm gonna mistreat that monkey so hard. Are you gonna? No, I fucking dear
Then do it bosses will die wanted I will do whatever the fuck I want to do bitch ass I
Would do whatever the fuck I want to do
So that's one skip went for me. Oh shit
Oh shit, oh he did it he did it
Valentino U.S. $30,000.
What's that?
Remember what the fuck?
$30,000?
W, bro.
W.
W. So I get an extra bathroom point?
Motherfucker!
Damn, a fable 3 is fucking Elon Musk simulator.
We literally get to destroy the fucking planet in game and roleplay as a savior too.
Game is actually hyper realistic, Elon would hire a homeless man for sure if they were
connected to Epstein. Hello. Aggravate, believe it or miss, when they enter your presence.
st .
Oh secret they got what we need more clean
Yeah, that guy got skips.
I haven't been watching because of exams.
The L guy that you skipped for, I'm sorry.
I'm playing him.
You look like the local crackhead.
You ban him.
Execute.
I banning him for you.
Shut up.
Didn't you scam StarForge by giving the wrong address
and someone got a 5,090 PC?
But...
You literally made that up.
What?
You literally made that up.
explain what you were talking about saying you were possibly fucked was this
because of watching the apple showcase leak it Quentin it's content fucking
say what happened I know anything bet your ass text you later on make sure you
delete you and I don't know anything so you know dude no stop stop thinking
you're talking to the tear want to stop today they're they have given three gift
subs in the channel. You are not. Um, okay. Wait, do I really want to go monkey boat?
We must stream a beat any bosses this leak. Chat, I watch all this slop streamer drama.
Can you wonder why you have brain frogs?
Hey, Unk.
I agree with you.
It's sad to watch your favorite long-time streamers slowly brick themselves and their
content.
I was a huge fan of this one streamer who would go rank one every Diablo season.
Now I'm lucky to get like two hours of half-assed game content when they're streaming.
Sad Egg.
Yeah, you'd have a guy's like I want Diablo 3 content forever, just stream Diablo 3 and give it to one of your-
The key word in crime of passion is crime and fuck-
I don't- I pretend like I don't like this thing, but I actually like having them actively tuning in and donating during that content that I supposedly don't like.
Shut the fuck up, bro. You're so- you're so clueless. You're so clueless.
The key word in crime of passion is crime and fucking doughnut.
Hello again, I recently adopted two kittens and it's been a big adjustment for me. I never had pets before and for the past week I've just been obsessed about taking care of them. It's really hard. One of them has soft poops. Also, they sometimes meow or get the zoomies and it can be a little stressful. I can relate to forcing now. I hope they will be happy and I will be a good kitten dad.
What the fuck bro
Then what the fuck with you deflecting and evading on hardcore is risky the wait was he running a pure life build with deflect
I'd ask if he's a dumb us, but I already know the answer
71 months chair
Okay, that's fine monkey one shot my monk after I had rolled past his hip, hitboxer
cooked.
Anyway, I re-rolled a spirit walker and before chat says, mid a slave, I'm doing bare slam
bleach with the bare companion to break armor.
10 to 10, a Quinn build to check out.
Debroso and Gio on the rerun.
Alright, by the way, I don't know what you think it does.
What the fuck do I do for my defenses? Life? Energy shield? Wait, just 15,000 energy shield.
Or, get this, 2,000 life, 2,000 energy shield, 2,000 mana, 2,000 evasion, 1,000 armor, a phone thousand deflection,
Mind over matter, unthousand ward, recoup, block, parry.
I'm not gonna buy a bank account.
So I was going to get a doughnut with this $4.20 but I am losing weight, so I rather say this.
Monkey built. Minions.
Gasp Quinn. Gasp.
Two. You were the ethical SSF grounded post-dreamer, how could you sat egg?
What the fuck I want, bitch?
Hey Quinn, long time viewer here.
You feeling alright?
This has been the most potent I can recall when it comes to incredibly soon statements
out of you.
And my brother, please reconsider, enslave the monkey in your title.
Okay.
Bro.
Hey there little guy.
Little fat cat.
Little shit stain on a brick pane.
What happened to your hair, little guy?
Did you fall in front of a lawn mower?
I did.
In the video game.
Shabrozio, stay fat.
Godgamer, fuck these crybabies.
You are the best per content streamer.
The rest of the streamers are boring as fuckers, there are no deaths, love you.
Banyveta2, that's not cool bro, you're banned for that.
Don't talk shit about the other people you miss.
Is he banned by the way?
One more comment, plus one ban immune.
He's got plus on ban immune, minus one ban immune.
Come on, chat. Don't give brings me bad minions.
Quenstream historians know that way back in Metamorph he played 56 minion builds in a row.
It's just his progression through games.
Give it a few more years and he'll be Po2 god.
Like guys, anyone tries to put, they push, like you're not being nice but if you just talk shit about it, I'm under the bully.
Hey, well those other guys did dog shit.
Not like you, bro. That's weird.
That's a weird sight finder, you bro.
And I will not encourage that.
And you would have been- if you didn't have that bad immunity, you would have just been mad.
Long time ago.
Hmm.
Yeah, I must admit it'd be kind of fun to do this, but uh, yeah.
What could I do?
That's kind of like, okay, I was thinking, do you know what I've got?
I've got that fucking, I've got plus two minion skills, plus three minion skills, right?
So I've got these insane minion items that can make it a knutted minion build around,
right?
I know you probably don't need to hear this, but please ignore these demons in chat and donating,
and just enjoy yourself and return to Monkey.
You deserve to have fun this leak.
GG for going again.
I don't think I would have fun, um, necessarily.
I think what I would enjoy is just trying it out for a bit, and then I'd be like, ah,
I would farm a bit of stuff and then I'd re-roll again.
I don't see myself completing the game with this.
I see myself playing this character, trying it out, and then either just raw-dugging it
to the balls of the wall until it dies, or just rolling out once I get the items that
I want to make a new build.
But then maybe by play this setup I'm going to dislike.
I mean, dude, look at this amulet chat.
40% EES with plus 80 EES, with plus three minion skills, and then it's also got four
Which is like not huge, but it's not bad and it's still gonna open prefix and open suffix
Right so I was thinking yeah
Yeah, low life ones.
So you say low life ones bro?
I was um, this is the belt that I wanted to use with my chest.
But I could never equip because I died before getting to equip it
I'm as only what should I do? Okay, so wait, let me thank you. I
Had the belt bro. I had it in my ritual and I was gonna buy
Verticean manifestations minion
Trigger Manifest Rune on hitting with an attack.
While I'm hitting with an attack, we'll spend really gorgeous summoning a Virtusium Manifestation,
Shemperishall of Minion that rapidly attacks enemy's noreant commands.
soon as I can get to these minions and come after them.
Hello Clown 69! I'm glad you don't-
I was going to watch my camera look in there.
Okay.
Can you go and smell the shit, okay, fuck off.
Okay, um, dude.
Wait, what?
Let's H at Watts 68-1.
Arm.
Slash Watts 2 plus 2.
Arm.
Slash Watts squins DPS times 777.
Arm.
Slash yes it stills a DPS slash.
down 5.5 5 times
wait where's that fucking guy by the way
wait do i have those gyms see what i do i haven't given those gyms
there's him oh yeah i got something i got repulsion
refutation
Lay lines the bowler refutation molten blast skyfall. Here we go
Feel glory spinning really good when you mention glory you cool down a mass for a testing from the sky really high
Damage at a technical occasion something a temporary minute
Mmm.
I could. I could.
Well, not just good. No, no, no. Don't open that. Uh, where are we? Wait, let me think here.
Let me think here.
I could try to do some weird minions.
But what I'm thinking is like, in PUE, so in PUE 1, the way you would be a minion build is you would have the minion...
Six linked, and that would be your main minion, right?
But in PUE 2, it is what?
Your spirit.
I thought I had the item, I don't know if I do bro, I don't think I do, do I?
I don't have any more bro.
I looked at it and I thought I had it but I don't have it.
When you need to lock in, stop the brain frogs and the hates get the better of you.
Make a build you have so much in-game stuff you haven't seen yet vegan gourd
Gamer 69 believers you not
Well, it's like what are those little staffs ones what happened to gambling legionnaire
Sanders
Let's go monkey fucking fucking build little copy would be legit funny to see you play as
a monkey tamer seriously
mmmm
round around uh... uh... I need to decide on something
A7 to stop flying
I'm only seeing it, it's not getting inspired here bro
you know
It's not getting inspired right now.
Oh, do I have that gambles in this character? How does that work? Do they get gambles from doing common characters?
So long.
So you...
Wait, what? How does gambling work?
Wait, I live it up to max.
What am I doing with my gambling?
Wait, how does gambling work?
Does gambling put a character?
another kill growing at minion
scott full yes is the glory spend right
um
ass entities ass entities
Um, man not really seeing anything that's making me want to go like man I want to do that, I want to do that, fuck.
I definitely have some insane minion yet, I could do some minion shit.
Damn, which was like something that was kind of like stupid in minions.
Minion, organs, minion.
Rayzombie, tame beast, that's my favorite thing, but then it's like the least favorite
because the fact that it's so medicuck, but then it would be kind of funny to tame the
monkey that kill me, right?
They're pretty good arc.
They would be a pretty good arc, right?
the monkey killed me but then I reverse uno card him and I tamed him
yeah no I'm saying
tame every kind of monkey in the game of a swarm of monkeys
Do you know what I like?
I like that one support gem.
There's a support gem that's like living lightning, but you can't really like...
How does that work?
good living lightning, good living lightning under the damage.
The line damage is what it's called the bundle of electricity
that target enemies, chain attacks, enemies
do not directly catch these minions
and cap across through them.
I feel like none of these is crazy.
Play this in stack loyalty.
Did I, did you think it's spoilers bro?
You think it's spoilers? Get out of here with your spoilers bro.
I think I already had a trouble chamber that was something I alluded I'm pretty good
What's a mace bro nice Increase the evadation experience also affect you
50 spirit plus a hundred in employment this is like I don't know dude but the
books that version bench not very high damage bro but again it doesn't have any
ruins in it and it doesn't have percent so that percent will be like pure
multiplier to this intact damage plus the quality
Daaaaah dude... na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na no
What are the weird ascendancies out there?
The world terminal abandoned to study
Tacky Storm
You seek to plan it along a road of war
Trusted one more next door at bad land
Quago nandam tasks struggle
Between night and channel
On a bunch of years
I want all the world here, swash and get it, that won't die.
Welcome back to Happy!
Happy!
Yeah!
Thank you bro.
Yeah!
You think you tamed me?
Try it bitch!
I will tame you and stick support, jazz up your ass and see how you like it.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Thank you for that, appreciate that, bro.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That's a little minion skills bar. Am I tripping?
That's! One last man!
gemmelling out quality on unearth gives bonecrawlers easily 65% more attack
speed use sacrifice to treat skeleton warriors as corpses to spawn them
I've got that impressive though
cake. I'm going to sing music.
the fuck we doin?
spare reservation efficiency?
in a text bit on companion.
Men in cast speed.
More five damage.
So I'm like old school.
I would like to just summon out guys
and they just do stuff, you know?
Am I crazy?
Am I crazy for that?
Like I would like to just summon guys out and they just,
I'm gonna this is a I
Don't want to be spaked it builds always like ah, I'm playing some overpowered broken spanker
That's got an unintended mechanic, which just does infinite damage. I don't want to do that. I want to play like a
character that
Is
Doing stuff
there is wait there is that you are right there is that fucking genius
entity that I've not tried but is that genius entity that I've not tried
because it's totally not my vibe but then maybe I need to step outside my
comfort zone and try it
you probably like this type of Verashta the fire and earth gin has some cool
skills do you think I'll like it this is a okay chat chat hi what do I play chat
oh I know I'll ask Gassie TV answer oh hello Quinn what's up
Gassie me a build I'm kind of busy playing other games doing a Mechabellum
sponsor. What the fuck? I'm lost! I'll come back to Thornscrate. When, when
revisit this? Loot the thorns, get belt, etc. Then you come back. Okay, new built.
New
Build so these are my new ideas right now. Gemling guy
Old school D2 like minions
Right, I'm talking I'm talking like the skeletons
With the guys who hit with an axe arches stuff like that old school
Okay
Um, Summon Monkey, Revenge for killing me in one hit.
This would be, um, by the way, would this be Quinn 69 edition?
Quinn 69 edition, the raw dog.
This would just be like me doing raw dog.
wouldn't be whatever the fuck well to be honest I'll be taking companion damage
nodes on the tree and I'd be building it
ES but what I'm worried about that is if I place him a monkey he's gonna be so
broken it's gonna make the whole game feel stupid
Alright, we got, and we got Barashta. Barashta. Some Minion, Cuck, Spell, Cuck, Bullshit-ass,
Ascendancy that I do not vibe with at all and would almost never pick. But that could
be the fun part.
It's just chat. I look at this and I'm like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Like it's not like, aw.
So I look at this one here and I see you take 30% of the damage, 4 seconds after you're
taking a hit, you take 30% of the hit. I see that and I go, ooh, I get fucking chubbed
up. Right, I get chubbed up. I read this and I'm like, well, what is this? Ruzan's
trap what the fuck's that and this is trap I'm like ooh traps that's like a trap
build I see that reason I'm sure what the fuck's that it's red I don't know what
the fuck that it like it's all this bullshit and it's like that looks like a
spell cock ability you know what I'm saying
you see what I'm saying but just play Titan already we know you want the
stash stab
sh- i'm gonna raw dog
i'm gonna raw dog it blind dude fuck it
k
Roar, dogging.
I'm sure you're just going to have an issue here, Chad.
I'm going to have an issue. What the fuck is wrong with this computer, bro?
Roar, dogging.
the raster
This bar rash
Belined
No YOLO no plan
Drops
Let's get down in there makes of this. Okay, let's go. I
I don't know, but I'm going to re-pop him off because I don't know if I'm going to pop off.
Okay, that's good to me.
But is Quinn's DPS multiplied by ten? Zero.
How many plumbers are in Quinn's sauna one one one
Who likes Quinn's carbonara?
How do you make a varasta?
Nobody?
Nobody!
That's the woman with the short hair.
Ewww I hate the sorcerers. Ewww she's so much worse!
Ewww!
Who cares if me meta?
Ooooo let me smash!
Awww! Awww!
It's like how I smash you just like how I smash you
Oh, someone's already called the monkey slayer dude. What the fuck bro? It's if someone's already got that name, bro
I'm gonna be a little fellow sheep boy cold in the main island today
Cheryl
Yeah, it's pretty it's cold. It's pretty cold. You know down monkeys there raw dogging
I mean, what are we gonna be a disciple of Arashja? I'm not it's I'm not a minion build
Not a minion
build
By the way, dude came read that I can't read that shit
Monkey food
Literally minion is in it's not a minion build. It's gonna be 10 least going with minion stuff
Wait plus minions gems work on this thing right just to be clear
Wait these gems are just no more like my sanity points are just normal gems. They do work. Okay good
That'd be very bad it didn't work
That's like a castle. Yeah, I guess we'll see
You can see the technicians one of our adult nope
I
Bro
New zoo lands like New Zealand oh
My god these that I I got no good names right now bro. I got no good names right now
rural bad names
Poop I'm gonna do monkey slayer. I mean possum slayer build wait wait don't do it
We want to live!
Shit! Too late motherfuckers you killed me last time god damn possums
Yeah possums shit on my dick by the way those possums shit on my dick they came on my dick and they shit on it
Little bitches
Yeah they fucking shit on it
There was a fucking I walked up and it was just shit all over it
I'm like, it's pissing me off, dude.
I can't believe they came on my dick and then shit on it.
Apes tanked up.
OK, what?
Bro, why can we not just have a name?
This is not the monkey character chat.
This is not the monkey character.
This is the character that's going to kill monkeys.
monkey joke uh broad-dogging woman no I've got too many brain folks to go with
name myself right now which is real bad
I didn't kill it kill it anything dude erectile dysfunction
I
Yes
America's theme is getting away stop her. I don't know why that's what I thought of that's what I thought of okay
Did I spell it wrong? No, I spelled it wrong
No, I did I spell it wrong?
Is that why I got it?
They will suffer for this humiliation
I spell both words wrong
Erect funny mention that my dog was killed a possum last night. My wife was fucking pissed rip that guy
Doesn't and you know what they would need to be like an ED build anyway
Sorceress you were banished by your account
for experimenting with the elements arrogance has led you here
I'm arrogant to keep all those guns
speak your piece
para social freak
can we get that name?
yo parasitical freak let's go!
the maracas fiend is getting away!
that's named after that guy in chat
That's not social or something like that.
A certified melee enjoy like yourself.
Why not go rex a mode?
Oh bro, now wait, parasocial?
Tell me, wait, no, I spoke that right, parasocial.
Para-s-o-c-i-a-l.
I spoke it correctly, shut the fuck up, bro.
You fucking stupid asses.
You stupid big king of stupid town stupid necks
Stupid in
Stupid ass bitch
Yeah, what do you think about that?
I'm swiftly here. I should keep moving
Whoa, look at this. You're not fireballs, baby. I'm shooting at fucking fireballs, baby
Yo, okay
Oh this guy's cursed.
What's going full midi-cock?
I'm not going full midi-cock.
I'm the opposite of what you're talking about.
I'm doing some weird shit that no one's even doing.
On top of that, I don't even know what I'm doing.
It's impossible for me to be midder because I haven't even decided what I'm going to
raw dog blind no to be no plan hide what do you least expect clown egg I'm going
just complete road all I know I'm doing is I'm going to Barasha thing and I'm
going to use my minion Jim little here on it so this is what's logged in it's
It's going to be an E-S character, okay it's going to be a character that he's E-S, okay,
in some capacity.
Whether or not it's hybrid or not hybrid, I don't know, so it's going to have E-S, and
it's going to scale minion damage, that's it.
But it's not going to play like a minion, it's going to use the easiest sentence he
knows.
controls him but I am going to war dog this thing
my cats are coming up in. It's not on.
Oh my god, dude, he's gonna kill me with his minions, bro, he's gonna kill me with his
own minions.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I know it
Come on
I'm gonna so wait because I'm gonna start with minion stuff. Oh, wow. Look at this. Who's a little bro base?
No, I got those on League once by the way. Holy fuck
Oh shit, here we go. Yeah, dude
Tired of this. Don't you get tired of like doing the same shit joke?
Let's say like saying my dog ass. Yeah, go ahead. How does that not bore you?
I'm gonna do the same thing. I thought every time he makes a character
I'm gonna type that thing that I thought every time he makes a new yoke, he's so con
Equippable
Like Tim and the Moosepeed, this is Tim and the Moosepeed and the Moosepeed and the Moosepeed
and the Moosepeed and the Moosepeed.
I mean, are we real?
Did you hear that, Bill?
Oh
To fuck that show I'm using these boots for these bits of way better
Okay, wait, what can I use honor summon minions
Hello, wait, I can't wait no way wait what do I sell these things? How can I?
There's no you could
What do they think, what a sepia or something, right?
Wait a minute, is it on the woman?
of one of my sister's
Scepter wait what are we over the Scepter focus sorry Finn makes fun of my collection
But I think it's charming
No, we got a focus on anything. What maybe you're probably not
I don't know what some every single item you track up on bro. It's like nah
You can't do it bro
Get fucked
Uh, wait, is it got minions you don't that's gonna know got minions shit
Wait, can I do the shield with a scepter?
I probably can, right, surely.
Divine this.
You want me to divine what?
Why would I divine this?
Can we do that, I guess?
Or what a waste of my armor scraps, holy fuck.
Ketchan, I am raw-dugging blind, by the way.
i have legitimately no idea what i'm doing
uh...
i don't know can you guys tell
but i am completely rodoge and blind
this is not my region right past really based pretty
we've got
vixx
then wait uh...
kind of a nice classic level five apparently
season gloves some some capacity at least a close
alo w unique only a rob build
Okay, wait. What's my first minion thing? Unearthed. Activate to summon a long-ranged
Sniper no
We do that one spark destroy that
ES spell damage, well I don't want spell damage, is everything on minion damage on this thing?
You can't go minion damage bro, you're just gonna go ES.
10 flat ES, that's gonna be terrible later.
I guess I was gonna take the 10 flat ES.
Okay, when I said I'm Rodogon blind,
I am legit Rodogon.
I am, okay, I'm going into this.
You get it, I am a, I have zero percent knowledge
of Peely 2 minions and minion stuff in general.
And my knowledge of Peely 1 minions-
Raw Dogan blind.
Is what my, my knowledge of Peely 1 minions
is literally making value builds
that technically scale with minion damage.
I am, I am completely Raw Dogan, Peely 2 blind.
And to the point where I'm just gonna randomly click nodes
that look good.
And I'm just gonna hope it works out.
So we're gonna find out what happens
when you have like a person who's very intelligent,
Very smart, super locked on, cracked the gameplay, mechanical god, and you put them on a minion
character and it's just a safe.
That's not a minion build by the way.
What happens?
We're about to find out.
Raw digging, blind.
Huh?
No idea what you're doing.
Huh?
Rising uncontrollably.
Huh?
Crime.
Huh?
hmm well so why are you talking about your six life bozo hey hey
what's another menu out there
Basic attacks, what's got no attack, what, is this bugged, I don't know what to do.
I'm going to break, it's time to break three.
Prolonged duration.
it's
how do you strength that?
I can't think of a lane dude, fuck that
Suppose you can remove 100% of your maximum life from a nearby minion and deal 3 of only more damage.
Take more damage.
Deal more damage.
Let's go. Let's go, Gamus. We're about to roll out. Let's fucking go, Gamus.
Aw, am I going to use active block in this character chat, do you think?
Am I going to use... what do you think?
I- I- It's one of those things where I don't want to, because I like having a right click as an ability now.
I've kind of just...
I- I- You know what's funny? I dedicated right click to being permanent and active blocks. It felt good, but now now I'm like,
well, fuck that.
For losers.
I'd rather have right click as a button.
Mmm.
Cozy idle game.
Dude, your mom's a cozy idle game.
okay where am I going I'm trying to do some stuff at you I'm trying to do something
I was trying to do something but I forgot what it was I guess we're just going
I was going to do something
let's go
level three
Okay, game is it's go time. I know I was gonna do something important, but I'm gonna remember it like two things into this
I'm gonna be like oh my god. I forgot this one obvious thing that I needed to do that kind of chance a little five
Oh, wow, go my minions. Look at them
How come they're not breaking out?
Come on, come on, they're not breaking out. Excuse me
What is going on what's going on
How they not break an armor oh I see wait they break wait so there's a minute
the first out of one armor break but they're doing three damage so that is so
name and fun now I need to go to the test I had to investigate that remnant yes
So 20% is less than 1, 20% of 3 is less than 1, so therefore...
These minions splash.
Splash.
I need 20 strength brownies, suppose these minions skills have melee splash.
Fuck is going on there, bro
Love what happened to us here. I got a haircut guys. I got a haircut. What do you think about that?
This is what I go gaming girl
Okay, fuck this shit did I try
But this is crazy that I can't break any of them get it get it
Yo fuck her up fuck oh dude they're fucking around man. We bet the armor breaker ass
We bet the breaker on this all right
No chair, right chair, right chair, right chair up get ass or get ass
What kind of shampoos? I use no shampoo. I am a shampoo organic game up
I had a Colombian here, who come here, and I'm like, where's Colombia?
And then I said, is it like in Brazil?
And he laughed.
But like, wait, and he's like, you know where Panama is.
You know where Panama is.
Oh, yeah, it's not Panama.
I'm like, wait, isn't that near Brazil?
It's like, I guess.
Ummm...
So yeah, he was... he was...
So it wasn't a Brazil. It WAS a Brazil.
But he's like, it's Central America or something. I don't know.
He seemed to be offended that I was calling you Brazil.
How... Am I crazy?
Isn't Columbia just next to Brazil?
Is it Columbia contiguous with Brazil?
Okay, I'm not you make me need to go to Columbia now Columbia
Google Maps
Columbia
Bro that looks like it's fucking Brazil what is been his way live that that's literally Brazil
Columbia, Brazil!
I didn't say in Brazil, I said like next to Brazil.
It's a contiguous with Brazil, I didn't say it was Brazil.
And he was weird, he was kind of cracking up, like I was saying near Brazil.
He was obsessed with the fact that it was Central America.
It was he I guess he doesn't like the bottom part of America. I think they're subhuman down there
These bozos down in a burn Brazil. They're bozos down Columbia fire. Elevated profile elevator beyond Brazil. He's not a mere Brazilian
Okay, he's from Columbia, which is central America
That to me doesn't look central by the way, they look southern to me if you describe that I'd probably say that southern America I
I would describe that as a southern sign. I would think Central America would be anti-America.
You're America's. Wow, the Americas, right? They go to some sort of conflict, right? Where
I told them it's a big connection. You got like, you know, you get Brazil. You got,
you know, all these little fucking, you got America, you got like, Canada and what's that
place they go, but what are the places where the guys you speak of?
French Canadians, and you got the Alaskans, this old part of the Americas.
Where am I, girl?
I'm actually so lost right now, I'm so confused.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, it's not really in the middle. I would say that's closer to the southern part. You
know, I said it's below Mexico, bro.
This tree has an abundance of energy. This is that menu. I'll wait here. I don't understand.
I don't get how that could be. Okay, Pistata's chat is like, didn't know that Pistata's
chat is retarded, bro. On top of that, the fact that anyone could be offended that they
next to Brazil is like, what's that about? What's up with the elitism there, by the
way? It's like if someone's at New Zealand, that place that's close to Australia, I'd
be like, yeah, that's it. Yep, you think of the right place? I would just agree immediately.
I mean, yeah, there's subhuman criminals there in this guy, but it's kind of...
We can say that...
...me...
...Zeland.
Australia.
I would not get offended. I would get 0% offended if someone said, oh, you're from New Zealand.
That's a place next to Australia. That would be 0% offensive to me. I'd be like, yes, that's
the closest reference point to where New Zealand is.
Most you don't cannot even put any point in some of that this which is the funny thing
They don't even know what like what the fuck is in New Zealand, bro
But now I'm told you it's next Australia and they can figure it out. I mean, that's how you this be real
That's how you find you feel it
Just look for straighter and we go. Oh, yeah, so they were out of that
when will we be returning to gothic remake godgamer
whatever the hell i feel like if the game is good then there's no time
let on i can play whatever i want
hey but no i meant to call you a bitch ass i recant that but it's kind of like
it's pseudo game complaining by talking about the next game whatever i'm playing
the game
no i want to play i wanted to i wanted to come to death run i'm using last
Last movement, yes, I'd force myself to do Wast for P2, because there's a lot of builds
where it makes sense to use Wast.
Wast is, well, it's superior for any build where you want to channel something.
So like, if you want to, if you want to like run, instead of having to like status it constantly
do on the list with clicking to move you can just hold down like a button and
then press here and it just shoots you know you run one way shoot another way
right which makes it superior you need to calm down for those abilities you're the
most geographically challenged individual I've ever seen
try the European field all over the face
I'm better than most people. Legitimately.
I went from being like completely close as to what anything was.
I think I would mod the average American at geography.
Now that would probably be better at doing like the states, like they could get the
51 states and all that shit and they could probably figure out, I'm not like the master
of the states, I have no idea.
But if it came to like countries, I would mug this average American when it comes to
like, oh yeah, where is Norway?
Oh man.
You know?
Yeah, where the fuck's Norway?
That'd be like, huh, what?
Like, where's the UK?
you know yeah where the fuck's no way that'd be like huh boy like where's where's
the UK where's like where's Spain I would I would beat the average and now
they said again now obviously if you went down to like oh yeah where the fuck
is Lithuania I'm not gonna I don't know where Lithuania is on the map guys I
would I know it's like some Eastern European place kind of clip me a poll on
somewhere but like I couldn't tell you for sure where it is
you know it's in the Apollo somewhere it's around there around that direction bro
like where are the four european places at
just one of them four european countries
around there but that's what I'm saying is uh... the average american
I've seen them they don't even
They're like China? What the fuck's a China, bro? Where the fuck's a China?
Your arm's there.
Poland is simply you, the Polish in it.
Well, I can tell you Poland is next to Germany.
Boom.
And then Germany's kinda like in the middle part.
The TLDRJ is actually pretty good when it comes to these things.
Just when it comes to super niche European countries. Yeah, I don't I'm not that good like whatever. No one's that good, bro
Unless you live in Europe
I could say where's Hawks Bay for now, bro, but I sense where's fuck a tiny life
We're still with Ireland. I guess at least and I these I know these places instantly on a map of New Zealand
It's you wouldn't know where the fuck those places are
Where's Hastings mate
Where's balls you don't yeah, I mean you're into you ain't got a clue where those places are do you ain't got a fucking clue
Yeah, so
But the point I'm getting at is the average, I think I'm dead at geography than the African-American.
And when I say geography, I mean just like knowing where basic gas companies with millions of people living at them live.
Ah, on a map.
Now, I do sometimes get Brazil mixed up with Africa occasionally.
But let's be honest, they look pretty similar.
They look pretty similar.
So that's fair enough.
Like on a map, you know, the way I figured out it is if you go up from Brazil, you eventually
get to like, Mexico and America, and if you go up from Africa, then you eventually get
to like, Israel or Egypt.
Which is that's how I figure out which one is which.
That's how it, yeah.
Agencinephra, what's at that top top, right?
Look at this tiny place in New Zealand, and I could randomly point somewhere in New Zealand
and I'd be closer in the dance to number of miles than you'd be trying to find somewhere
in a U-letter loan U.S.
New Zealand is the size of a parking lot, to be honest.
It's actually quite big, a little bit, though.
That's that's like saying that Japan is small one or you can't small the same size in New Zealand
So yeah, we got very simple landmass in Japan or you can
Okay, don't you print okay, dude, it's pretty dope. It's pretty decent size. Okay, buddy
It's pretty decent size
Did Minion Gankler is fucking crazy, bro? Am I winning?
Get him, boys! Fuck him up, boys! Where the boys at? Where the boys at?
We are the boys at, actually.
Am I just dying? Something will pop up again.
Are they even leveling up? They seem to still be level 1, guys.
Wait, are they actually limited by the fucking...
Wait, how do we cook chat?
Why is he using container? I'm not supposed to be doing anything. I'm doing what I want to do, bro.
I'm doing what I want to do.
Wait, where's my minion command key? What do you mean? I've got Ray Shield, Punch, and on Earth. That's what I've got.
I
Know someone don't tell me what to do, bro. Don't not tell me what to do
Now you can get out you can do true size map and grab me feeling you get set you decently so I throw
But yeah, the population is like 5 million people, so it's, yeah, let's be real.
It's funny, people talk like the Kiwis who live here, like think we are equivalent to
the guy at La Pa.
They think we're equivalent to like America and they speak as if we're like somehow like
what we say has an impact.
It's you know, we get we're somehow to put your politically important when it's like we're just a fucking meme dude
And they think they think we're like equals, but they do the people living it said no idea
It's crazy like dog
We're a pretty small island
Well, they get like a little expansion look like a DLC for UK
Okay, that's it. And UK is pretty much a meme at this point.
We are DLC. We're like a Witcher side quest zone.
Legitimately. But the people living here think they're actually the main characters and like...
No, we said no. We disagree. America must capitulate to what we say.
We don't agree with that so then therefore it's like, you know, Australia must listen to us now.
They don't have anything happens
We are actually a little slyquas on
But it's a badass DLC zone with some real nice
You know I have a tar lady dog. He gifted a tier one sub to King killer underscore 90
They have given five gift subs in the channel
When I get minion stuff David my minion stuff out was baby. I got tons of years
The average American can't name that place or the place
But what really matters is that our kids could absolutely kill your kids in a shooting
Also, you don't know shit either. We watched you confuse South America and Africa
Either way the US will gap everyone so we'll have to learn the name of every country we've gone
Hi Kirk bro
On top of that your kids pray have diabetes dog
NZ was no mean when the allies stormed Gallipoli
I think about that
He sounds like three ranked under US in fairness, by the way.
We're like, we're like, we're legitimately three.
Yeah.
Oh fuck, what happened?
Something happened that I needed to talk chat about and I was like, good, I gotta talk
chat about this.
And this is Diabetes thing that my kid was talking about.
You know, that's what I'm teaching me to do at Diabetes, that's all that.
I can't even kill this guy, I can't break his armor.
Hello?
Hey, we gotta buy a new weapon or something.
Just let's uh, let's speak to the camera quickly.
No 20, 30, 50 millions in presence.
Wait, that's a thing? Where do I get that from?
Is that a mod on a spirit weapon or what is that?
What do we got? What would you like?
Go well.
Sorry, I was just elsewhere.
allies in your prisons have I see level 2 discipline
Okay, speaking of the minute, okay, I'm a peely vet, speaking of the peely vet right
right now this is confusing as fuck
like this is like i'm questioning right now
wait so wait my main ability is i've met
are australians
ozzy ozzy ozzy
soy soy soy
what the fuck is going on right now bro legitimately what the fuck
I have one thing I can buy, Jett.
I have one thing.
Hey, not bad.
Okay, I got a skill to worry randomly.
Okay.
Okay, I got to hopefully land flat, which I didn't get.
I was little three at least, so...
I don't fucking know dude, but uh...
and
this guy was disperse gal with this fucking uh... thing i guess i'm gonna uh...
try to get
to
the brain
not working
okay i'm gonna save gems we need to save gems i think
is what i'm learning this minion class
carefully with more powerful now
six minions chat we got six minions
that's crazy how bad they didn't like let's be honest here chat i got a
weapon with six
fucking mods
they had like decent stuff that she did stuff
and
I was unable to kill the white mobs in a zone with that six-modded weapon after playing
my character for like ten minutes.
If I'm a new player, I am so cooked trying to play minions.
I'm being hard carried by the fact that I'm able to just buy stuff with my previous run's
gear.
I guess you would break, I'm not one I'm a break, I don't see it bro, let's see this
big I'm a break now.
Two I'm a break, four I'm a break, it has ramping, the ramping with the I'm a break.
Think about it, as they break more I'ma, they'll do more damage to break more I'ma, they'll
have I'm a break ramp.
Nope, why would I not use six warriors, it's so cool.
I like the idea of warriors, and my favorite guy is Zepa.
I'm just fucking lost, Jan. I don't know where I'm going.
You put these notes. Yeah, where am I gonna go? Spell notes?
Why would I get spell notes for a fucking minion build?
I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want, boy.
I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want, but it's gonna,
doesn't Canadian make it raise more corpses or something?
I'm trying to be an integral minion build.
Oh, look at that armor break, it's ramping.
Oh, he's getting this shit broke up.
It was supposed to get destroyed right now, bro.
Oh, that armor broke.
GG, noob, get him!
Get him, boys, get him!
Get him!
no I'm a bro get fucked
what's my outfit there bro? okay they're out
am I over something maybe?
stay the fuck down bitch
What's unethnic and contagious?
Check, I am going in completely blind.
Like I have no idea what I'm doing on the minion check.
Stake to the cairns.
Hey, just realize.
Not bad if you ask me.
Not perfect, but pretty good.
All right, mate. Let's go and target.
How much water do I get? 56 more, baby?
Yeah, boy! Yeah, boy! Yeah, boy!
What do we got here? What's this thing?
What do I got here? I've got a... wait, no, I've got a...
Bro, it's not even in there. I guess I've got a cult. That's it.
I feel like it's going to do us a cast image or something.
If any of you dies by a favorite attachment,
spread to self courses and cast image over time debuffs.
What?
It's making me mad.
The shit, the shit's fucking about contagious, bro.
The shit is trash, dawg.
Activate and summon a bomb-throwing, reviving, skeletal arsonist that can detonate other
minions on command.
I suppose the skills still seem to want to match for each different time around when
you've summoned.
I suppose the skills are 20 out of the 10, it's two different playtells.
I suppose the skills are 20% increase, what I'm carrying right now is command skills.
I don't know, let's give it a go, chat, let's give it a go.
Come on, I did it, Nate.
Well, I'm sure it would.
Whoa, dude.
Wait, I can't bite.
How does this work?
Pleasure of you to see what we can sm-
Missy hands makes a happy pharaoh.
What?
Bug?
Hello?
Get your chisel sharp.
I won't let you down.
Huh?
Hello?
Get your chisel sharp.
I won't let you down.
Huh?
Bye.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
There's some sort of limit on that shit.
Dude, the amount of bugs in this game,
correct? Wait, what the fuck?
Is the point of that if I can't get runes, bro?
You can't control click chat.
Zero out of 100. Apparently that uses like a
fucking vendor thing.
Cuz I don't want you to buy that you can't you can't be buying too many rings boy
Let's see what you think you are you gonna be buying too many stator. I thought oh that'd be nice to start up on stator
Ruins, but uh, yeah, that's not the case of her
How can we set you on it?
Huh come on you're on since it didn't a minute
Huh
okay isn't he's an enemy maybe I don't know
come on now come here you bitch and beast
they need to be low or something is the guy need to be low
Ahhhhhhhh, I say you need a threshold of some sort.
How do I know if this threshold is down?
Is that our gun?
What, oh the red dot?
BOOM!
I
Kind of like this at number ability I feel like
That's right, bitch. Oh, wait, have I punched this despawns my guys the fuck
Oh my god, dude
Okay.
Uh, the Grimtangle, okay.
I'm just trying to figure out how these abilities work, chat.
We just, we out learning, chat as we go,
or repeat we out learning as we go here.
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Don't you want another ability to press? What do you press as a minion cut guys?
Maybe maybe it's a
Woman of melody maybe block his right click angle
My son is dead he's dead bro
This is ass, bro. They didn't even do the asses.
When did you ever do that? Is that useful? Maybe in a boss fight?
God damn.
Okay.
This gameplay is fucking ethical.
Anyone who's saying this is not ethical gameplay is not, like, dude, look how slow I kill monsters,
bro.
This is like insanely at the organe level.
I don't think multi-bord is working the way I wanted it to.
Is he getting any multiple maybe?
I can't even expect him to like do some sort of shock kinda thing. Okay, so we got here we go.
We got ES gain additional ES.
It's ratio to this fucking thing.
Let's type minion in.
Min...
Yun.
Okay, so we got minion stuff up there.
Why you really don't get much minions to board early do you?
still 30 years if you've taken a hit recently the fuck is that okay this is
it looks like what I want here yeah that's what I want hey Quinn you remember
when you said you don't drink aero press coffee because you only drink filtered
coffee now I know you do not know what you're talking about because it is
filter yapping just to ya classic what are you on about what are you what are
you talking about what is this low IQ paper filters broke paper filters I
don't know what the fucking error presses and I know what the fuck I'm
I'm talking about espresso, dude.
You didn't own shit, weeb.
The fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about going for a paper filter,
gets rid of these various compounds,
which are known to be not great for the body.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's the healthiest way to have coffee.
Although I'm saying that, do you know what?
Mike, I've been having some weird tea dishes recently
and that's stood it with black coffee, I think.
I think it's black coffee.
So, I don't even know, I might even,
but I'm starting to think about doing like a
caffeine supplement, and just ditching coffee altogether.
This is really what I'm gonna do.
I mean, I kind of want to get over to this area.
This area looks kind of nice.
Look at all this minion shit, what does it say?
At Jocamon.
This is where I want to get to.
I want to get to this stuff.
So let's uh
When I miss the live reaction of your death to monkey want to know if you'll assemble the boys with you next time to help defeat monkey
Well, I need to fucking minions to this deal damage and shit, right
I think I'm just gonna have raw dog straight up.
Ditch coffee?
What about your fiber intake, my dude?
I know, I know.
Happy Thursday.
So, I like that.
That is a nice, that wheel right there, damage damage damage damage damage damage, AOE AOE AOE, AOE, I mean that one looks decent, your minions are gigantic.
Whoa, I don't have to reserve any of my shit right, these things I'm summoning are minions, right?
but why would that not work
that's gonna work right for the barista
they're a minion
yeah i don't that i require spirit to use
yeah so
we're gonna go this way
we're just gonna go we're just gonna raw dog straight up
wait do i need to cast some of the minion maybe i do need to cast no no no
I thought this was gonna be you guys, I'm a fucking tank, let's make it tanky, bro.
Okay.
They are skilled, you cast, but they can't as minions on the scale.
Yeah, so that's what I'm thinking, right?
They're a minion and it's like my minion is now gigantic.
Well, but it's just, it's, I just summon it, it doesn't cost spirit.
Well, GG, right?
There's no downside to that ability.
It's just gonna be, I'm just gonna scale my shit up.
That's what I'm thinking.
I'm row-duckin' the bill blind, baby.
Now, I'm not gonna die in maps on this character, Jeff, because this character's gonna be ES,
so that I will just tank the monkey when it bugs out, because I'm desynced.
dying campaign and say to hell no bro hell no.
This was once a nun?
Did all my minions run out and kill themselves to the ground, is that what just happened dude?
Alright, just fucking out. What am I just doing? Go get in there!
Nothing to blow up, really?
Another day another hero, at least it is not an Alcorizer build, wait what is that?
Jhin built?
Yeah good job Quinn you managed to copy the build Ben used for his HCSF run, keep copying
and stay in your lane.
Copy, you saw me copy me on a regional level, copy everything there for everything stupid as you copied.
Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy.
Projectile, brother, projectile.
I didn't even know that Ben even played this league even one time. As far as I'm concerned, Ben's only ever played soccer.
I didn't even know he's even played hardcore on PE.
Dude.
Do you know what this is great shit? I'm so out of touch with what's happening in the
pewee community. I got literally no clue what other people are doing I got no idea bro. I'm
just doing my own thing. You're just fucking out here war-doggin baby.
The runesmith seeks these inscriptions.
The runesmith, dude, I like the other witch so much more than this witch, bro.
What's this, then?
You know what I'm saying?
These inscriptions. I've never laid eyes on them before.
What the fuck is this?
Give me a minute.
Let me leave!
He's forcing me to stay and watch the thing, doesn't he?
What the fuck's happening to me?
Sir?
Yes, we've kept up the search.
Don't fuck with that!
This guy's fucking weird, bro.
This guy's weird, bro. You banned?
No, I just prefer the other tricks. Vaughn, bro.
I just prefer Vaughn, bro.
The witch, you know, the...
If I could be the other...
like the other chick is peak like the bloodmage oh my god bro
quickly my family is oh my god bro she is not chopped respect in his life but
not chopped he is simply lost
Banned the wrong guy. I heard a band. I heard a band. I banned the guy who was talking about
he was just bringing it into the weird spaceship. Yeah I learned about chopped today Chad. I
learn about yams as well dude let me tell you your mom's yams
but I need some tank shit on my minion bro
I'm like a character from a promise song. I don't even know promises bro. That's like sleep token
Dude, what is this?
It's supposed to be a minion god, but my minions are just losing to everything. Oh my god. It's a dying bro
Help
I need to get to that fucking ascension ASAP.
Like straight up.
Should I go back to monsters build?
Yes you can by doing anything on spectus if I wanted to.
My dearest daughter.
I'm using wrong minions and spells
It's noticing is the wrong minion spells, bro
Okay, wait, I could do other stuff
Maybe instead of spamming on earth. I try to do some other bullshit myself
Wait, reanimating or detonating a corpse affected contagion will cause a minion or explosion
and just break a down on hit.
Wait, I understand that.
What does that say?
Huh?
So I'm going to contage in the guy.
I want to kill him with a brazen weapon. Oh, here we go.
Maybe that was something.
Huh?
What's this contagion interaction? It's so broken, gentlemen.
I contaged that guy, did nothing bro, nothing happened, I failed, I need to dead dive the
contagion spell I think.
So the second thing to do is cause of catheter of time, the enemy guys looking at me just
spread themselves, curses and cast a mh2 vs on other target nearby, this refreshes their
iterations, reanimating or detonating clocks affected by contagion will cause the minion
I'll explosion the expectant egg in a net
Oh my god, I fucking die fucking die because fucking bugs Jesus
Fucking fuck that shit
Fuck me, bro
It's almost all over boys.
Getting some weight.
If I can't, oh wait, oh he's engaging.
Look, he's engaging.
Okay wait, maybe I do contagion in my fight.
My contagion to my, so wait, my own minions can have contagion.
And then when I detonate them, they spray contagion.
This minion shit sucks so much ass, by the way.
like what the fuck I need minion support at the start of the fucking tree mate
I'm get way if you play them is there an increment there in the game right now
is it in the game right now there is some sort of minion demon thing what is this
the fuck is this thing if you're the witch does is a minion does it do the small node
changed the minion. I'm guessing it does so I'm just getting cooked because I'm
trying to play minions on the non-witch early. That's what's happening.
Look I have 0% damage nodes bro and I just have a bunch of ES that does nothing.
So my characters have entered the Zed BBS Boso that sits there doing nothing.
The support is going to remove 100% of your max on life from your nebo minion to deal
30% more damage.
Okay.
Got a magnified area.
I'll get married by air too, thank you.
Okay, now we're cooking, I'm gonna have to cook it.
Okay now we're cooking, now we're cooking. Spam K'dayjo now. Check out some of these fucking
things here. Ok now, now, now we're cooking.
fuck, I can't believe we can take him.
mate, I'm on minion build bro, I can't get some fucking chaos build, alright you understand
me?
I'm on fucking minion build, baby, I think if you can only get a gradient skill gem,
or you pull off, you rely on it.
It feels like the uh, yeah, getting the skeleton weapon up is important, but I mean I adjusted
this on level 6, right?
I'm only level 8, I've gone up 2 levels since then, I'm already Zedibus again.
This feels rough by the way.
Like this feels shit.
If I was some new guy, try Minions out, man.
This is, other than again, maybe I, uh, do you know what, I'm comparing it to my experience
living with like quarter, like with the tax sales, right?
I'm comparing it living with spears, quarterstaffs, or maces.
And obviously I know how to do that and maybe like I scale way better with that.
Whereas if I was actually a minion cook, I probably would know all these little minion
cook tricks that I just don't know.
I'm probably doing a lot of reach out maxing right now, I'll get a push in.
It feels like I'm basically not even in minion build, it basically feels like I'm going to make a tajin build now.
I'm going to get a tajin build that has minions.
Initially the first few levels were way harder than if I was playing attacks, I'm just saying.
Let me teach you the power of the eternal's maracas feed, right up the fall's loom.
Get him boys, fuck him up.
What is happening?
Dude, what are these minions doing?
But literally what is this bro?
No!
What is this damage?
I'm in like, I got a twink weapon on bro, look at this weapon!
You are the upper-
Help! Help! Help!
get me out of there boys this is crazy bad
What the fuck is this?
This is the most ZDBS I think I've ever had a character.
That was so ZDBS and I'm in like fucking, I've got kids.
What?
Holy shit.
Okay, wait, what the fuck?
I really need to go get another... thing.
I feel like I should just not level those minions and just play the spellcarser.
And then respack Endur in it afterwards, but that's stupid as hell.
I want to start minions and go full minions.
What is happening?
This is insanity mate!
I fucking got three lengths before support's too long!
You are fucking cocked if you try to go minions
On launch not as a witch if you do a non witch minion launch your turn mate
Okay, I'm gonna need to get a new thing or something
Cool, Praetor. I shall be...
Tired of the slow, who knows what prizes away. Hey, not the homemaker.
Okay, plus one of all minion skills, 26%
Level 10.
Okay, that's uh, exalted.
130 line damage to minions
attack speed. I mean that's gotta be good, right?
3 to 5 fares. Now let's go 1 to 13 thing with a plus 1.
Let's get the little tan bro and get that thing on.
Snipers together with flame wall and use their command skills on the flame wall to do a lot of damage
Link them with fire attunement and multi-shot. Fuck you chat. I'll do whatever the fuck
How about suck my fucking penis don't fuck and I do whatever the fuck I want. This is a blind playthrough, baby
I'm brawling. I'm brawling the fucking minions as I see fit. Okay
Do this do this do this no I
I don't think I will. I do not think that I will.
It's a lot of yes, isn't it?
Nah, I'm a bad shit. Excuse me, stats and stuff, right? Yeah.
I do not think that I will. I'm gonna use this empty. I'm gonna pop the fuck up. It's gonna be fucking sick.
Oh dude this has got chaos rays on it with blockchance
What's he saying there
Guys, anybody thinks, by the way, you're ruining someone's experience.
When you think you're helping, like, I'm helping by telling the streamer exactly what to do,
so he doesn't have to struggle and then he gets bored.
And there's no challenge.
And I'm helping by just giving him a one-to-one guide.
That's, you are literally the problem.
You're a build guy, Andy.
You're trying to give me a build guide.
What are we doing?
They get the hell out of here
Okay, we got boys we got we're about to get level 4 skill on Worris jet which is one level higher than my current one
They're also gonna have one for 30 line damage and it's gonna have plus one to million games
I'm gonna be a giga damage freak baby. How about you try this niche original build that you have never tried before called earth great
Oh, I never thought of that
that? Rerolling Force! Okay, when have I done it? When was the last time I did the AQ play, dude? Because I legitimately do not remember.
It's 0.0 if a year ago, I think, maybe? Like, legitimately a year ago, I think, though.
I've not done AQ play it in the longest time, bro. Like, it was 0.0. And there was, like,
five skills in the game. Okay, all my minions be killed by this game. What the fuck is this? Help!
He's fucking killing me! He's too powerful!
It's just insane. I am like regaling everything and exalting everything. I've got fucking
Sockets out the wazoo and my guys are losing you a single yellow bomb
This is crazy, bro. I
Am doing something on orthodox though
I'm clearly going against the grain by trying to force minions to this wizard character, which is not supposed to be minions this early
So I'm kind of getting what I deserve if I was playing a witch it'd be far more you could do that, but I'm not
like I'm still not gonna have any guys I'm son again any minion stuff like I'm so I'm
I'm still getting like, no...
Even when I get this flat damage, it's like having flat damage
with Hadley and Ingrid, so I'm saying that I have a 44% increase there at least.
That 39 here.
Dude, I'm gonna pop off. The second I get to the minion wheels, I'm gonna pop off first.
Just like 20 levels.
yo what the fuck yo what the fuck
so my legs are not working my anaclysm my skill to worry like oh wait is that
working
what is this
so I need a strength break I'm not going to go on the floor
makes sense I'm weak because I'm low level
help help help
He's too slender, Gnash!
He's too powerful!
They need to know of him!
Fucking slender, Gnash!
I guess that's first of all, I don't know, that's first.
I don't know what you're gonna ask me is that...
mmmm
I didn't do that strength on it
wait a minute that's how you get strength
GG noobs
I'll probably get a unique chase this one though
that's not complete ass
we got some of the dicks
bro
Evasion ES, leading U-Inflict is aggravated, wait I can use that one instead baby, I'm
gonna put the dicks in that, yeah let's go this.
I'm running out of these things, do I keep doing that?
Okay
Nah, bro
How the frick though I've learned ever and ever drops what's the point of this version that don't drop what's the stars?
How you fell all the best I was gonna on this boat
I'm still coked.
This is not going well for me, is it boys?
This is going pretty poorly, I'd say.
Okay, 5 strength dude, 5 strength, okay, winning.
I think I enjoy your stream as much as you enjoy playing through the campaign.
Third time through is surely the one.
Reliable bro, me and your mom.
Geron.
NG Pro wouldn't be- what's- what's going on in chat right now?
Virtus.Emen's stash- I know I've got Virtus.Emen's stash, but I've got 0 out of 100, so even if it wasn't bugging, which it is bugging,
but even if it wasn't bugging, it wouldn't let me buy one anyway, so.
Ah, shit.
Ever know you'd have problems out of the bug?
It's a good name anyway, I think he's just a bitch
Take him out
Taking the fuck out and for campaign
All right, we're ramping boys ramping
Flying what was that cheapest in Westatana
Incidentized well by the way
What's that about, bro?
Fuckin' get him, boy!
Scared his ass!
Bet you hit me, bro. No way.
Your soul is mine!
Rend your soul!
Subcom to the Empire!
Alfred!
Rend your soul!
Your soul is mine!
Alfred!
Rend your soul!
Your soul is mine!
Alfred!
Are you a bitch, huh?
Subcom!
Fuck them up, bro! Fuck them up!
I will end your meaningless life!
Your intrusion will be honest.
Get him boys, get him!
You mean under Slythe?
Now you gave it.
Your soul is mine.
To come to the Empire.
to me this seems like a question about question about question about TV
like I'm a bit broke
I can't is it impossible is it an impossibility that anyone's gonna
I think it's basically impossible that someone picks a Lucid and then tries to go minions, right?
Like, to do that you had to be an advanced player, to even know you could do that.
No one's gonna do that, I guess, but I did it.
I guess it's like starting as a fucking...
Just tell him he's mine.
Yeah, I'm a roder and then being like, why is my guy suckin' stone casting at level one?
God, didn't you get this? This fucking is bad, bro.
It would be nice to see you delayed your league launch for me. Now I can level up alongside my favorite streamer.
What is the plan for the character?
Yes.
Uh, you know, just gaming, we're gaming.
Your demise is welcomed, I am sure of it.
Dude, this actually can take ages.
This is fucking so pageant view.
Quinn, I found this game at the store.
Do you think I should get it?
Why are the brain folks coming back to me?
Minion manager 26.
Grinding Gear games.
Minion manager.
I'm a Nintendo switch.
No, don't buy Nintendo games, bro.
I'm buying the Nintendo games.
What the fuck am I looking at on the right there?
I don't know what that is.
Okay, yeah.
That's a t-shirt that someone sent me, yeah.
Dude, I need to get another level.
I cannot do that in Xbox 5 without having level 10, bro.
There's no way.
I gotta refresh this on, bro.
Dude, I'm gonna grind levels because there's just no way.
Wait is he gonna make me and the keys in right wait it's not gonna reset it right
that's what I got of this reset is my fucking quest I see to get three bars
were quick take me one second okay as you am not too bad at killing my little
white mobs because contagion is actually enough.
So if I stick with Targon, that is completely heinous.
This is absolutely worse than League of Legends.
This is a million times worse than League of Legends.
This is the worst build I think I've ever had.
And it's insane because I'm spamming my character with uniques and fucking rears and stuff.
But yeah, there's just no minion support for the wizard early game, so it's just brutal.
You should absolutely, if you're going to play the wizard as a minion character, you
character do not instantly play minions it is a mistake there's no elegant
support so then you just cook I mean this is brutal bro just don't do it play
a wizard as a mech and a caster early I don't think it's put the possibility
that'd be this bad though like I'm pretty sure if I started on the water and I
the spell casting it would be better than this. Even at a level. Like this is truly
hangers. This is insanely bad. Like to me this is like damn minions suck ass early.
No, I'm leveling his minions so I want to level his minions.
Oh my god, help me!
Help me!
so ding me boys should ding me ding and then we go strength my god okay we can
almost we almost have enough we got enough bowling up running okay that
should be huge to me to Chris let's have a look at okay how's it good to act 10
DPS how's it good that fifth okay we just gained 50% more damage dude that's
Changes everything
Chak pretending to be stupid and that you don't know how to read and scale skills your APOE veteran bro
Stop pretending
Check your potents ready. We got lack line. We're about to go in here
We're right there zero damage boss fight. It's gonna be completely brutal and he's gonna kill me or am I gonna win?
Find out, right after this break.
Next time on Zero DPS Ball Z.
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coffee, fiber.
Fiber
O'er the land of the earth, of the sky and the earth,
O'er the land of the world, the country of the rich and the poor.
I am not gay. However, if I saw a sufficiently succulent penis, I would probably suck it.
Although let's be clear, that doesn't make me gay. If anything that makes you gay, not
I think straight man dick sucking should be double on
Ah
I'm letting my Jaystacks get back up, bro.
Come up
What's that
I can probably handle it.
I probably can take that dick, so to speak.
I
All right, I'm fucking back. I'm fucking back, you know, I bro. I'm
Fucking back, bro. All right. Are you fucking ready boy? It's about to be intense boss. It's about to be crazy, bro
It's about to be nutty.
It's about to blow my fucking mind.
What is this?
It's about to be gameplay.
Graves.
Isabelle.
Torko.
Callum.
The family of Count Lachlan of Ogham.
My family.
This doesn't make any sense.
They're dead.
Those bastard-eternals.
I must make them pay.
I must make them suffer!
We're getting a shock
Why is what are you supposed to do there?
Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
I got everything inside!
Let's go!
Yo, that was easy as fuck, bro.
I was easy as fuck. I am the god gamer now hold me back
Hold me back
Do nerve minions bro, Nick do that weapon is crazy. Why is the game so loud?
I'm picking up another room star nearby these planes go twist it hold the beauty
Think about that
My mom keeps telling me about all the stuff that's happened on my stream and there's no way she could have watched it, like she could possibly know and that she's watching for significant portions, which is very alarming to me, because that means she's watching decent portions of my stream on a consistent period.
period. Which is like, oh my god dude. That is not good. There is a good chance she's
listening right now mom. What are you doing? Stop watching. Can you please stop watching
the stream? This makes me uncomfortable. There's uh, you know. When I make my juvenile
jokes but the four Du Bois you know you're gonna judge me I'm doing again I
mean that is what it is there right the reality is that it's who I am so I don't
know why but I just don't really do you know when you're telling your mom you
don't really do like mom jokes around your mom hold up a moment
Head up so you don't worry, make sure you go on then.
It's not really something you'd try to keep up.
Don't lose sight of it.
It's likely your mom is banned in chat based.
I think she talks at all.
I don't even know if she is going to count on what the deal is, bro.
Still trying to contact my mom and chat.
Make your mom around your mom.
Okay.
It's safe to say chat by the way, that I don't like minion builds.
So far, my minion experience has been...
Even though now I'm actually starting to do a little bit of damage, it's like...
like.
I'm gonna just run around and wait for him to die, bro.
The Barovsa gameplay is gonna be completely different though, yeah?
Can you guys please not be weird?
I'm not trying to say that I want to be a P. I'm trying to say that, what am I trying
to say here?
Is that the gameplay of a minion character is just like not engaging at all.
I don't understand anything.
Well, you know what?
I can enjoy sometimes.
Wait, why do I enjoy minion characters sometimes?
When they're off meta I enjoy them I think.
Which is why I'm going to enjoy this character.
I think.
I think I see them on off meta cuck.
I'm an off meta cuck, you know, what can I say?
Usually when I'm playing minions they're real bad.
Like whenever I play minions I'm doing some weird off meta minion build.
That's how I get away with enjoying them.
I get like the my my hipster boner
Outpaces my like minion decision, just satisfaction. So when I'm playing generic minion shit, it's kind of like
Okay, lots of kills guys get him boys get him
Okay, he's dying at a right. He's dying at a right
right?
Venus flying DJing man.
Whatever Benz is, I can guarantee you my character will not hurt against Karda.
Mum, you remember that time with dad, the one with the pillow?
Yeah, that one, can you do that again?
But to chat please, mum.
Chat wants dad's special pillow mum.
I told them they would be content so uh...
chat and here's my mom's a special pillow trick
what are you on about what i i i don't even know what the fuck you're on about
dude it just sounds really weird
you just have really weird
i'm gonna be honest
i have no idea what you're talking about i don't understand there's a joke there that
was worth your money or what's going on there
get back here creature
is he talking about is he talking about smothering someone in the earth or something
As far as I got was a murder joke, I don't even know what it is.
What do you want there?
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They have given 453 gift subs in the channel.
Not four. Not four.
By the way, you need to suck it to work again. What do you mean?
Wait, really?
Wait, what the fuck?
Yo, what the hell, my fucking gig?
Wait, dude, I've been playing without support gems in my main ability.
huh oh my goodness chat leave his mother alone she had it hard enough raising
your guitar did keep
okay this it's not weird we could be doing just trying to do it no more
I don't know what's fucking
My boys at what else was my boys at
Wait, they stuck outside bro. What they stuck outside
But what the fuck?
What a window with a boy's eye
What is this and blizzard
Alright, we're getting into the game, we're getting into the game.
Wow, that is...
What is GGG up to, bro?
Okay, I could get to some minion stuff, fully.
Thing is, this is not that good, but I could speak into it now, so that I could play my
character now, and then once my character is playable, right, then once my character
is playable, I can unspeak out of that once I ascend to the roster.
And that is probably what I do, right?
I-I-I-I just get it, and just make my guy playable now, because this is making me fucking-
I'm getting aids doing what I'm doing currently.
Metaphorically speaking.
How are you gonna go with Act 1 Final Boss?
It's kinda a DPS check boss and if you fail you usually die.
I'm not gonna fail-
Dude, my guy's damage is ramping.
I'm about to get them damage no, then my guy's gonna be correct.
I am 0% worried.
I'm 0% worried.
Okay, we got the crow bell, I think.
We've got Flaythorn.
I just need to find Okan Village, which is the Pelican road now.
You know, follow the road.
We don't need to do that.
You can obviously see that thing up there.
I guess I'll just go click it.
Do you get XP?
What do I get for doing this?
Do I get anything for doing this?
What do I get for doing this?
What do I do to get annoying dialogue?
Good work!
Another one on the bright side.
Just dialogue, it's actually just completely wasted on.
But I just don't need to do it.
Well, I've unlocked the crafts already, so I don't...
need that question mark.
okay now we're gonna go back to for oh would you know I go get his loot good
night that's gonna smart right go get his loot and then use in his look to
pop off to then go kill the king of the miss that's genius who the fuck is this
guy bro I'm only thinking like this Liz I mean this beta 10 mindset the reason
I'm using this beta mindset right now it's because of the fact that my guy sucks
too much ass. Yeah, my guy sucks gigas. I'm trying to figure out what the fucking
and his hat, how does that guys?
You want to stay on the road?
You've got a chair.
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Okay, how am I the problem bro explain how the problem makes no sense
It's like that it's
yeah the support the wizards going minion early is not there I mean I learned
the hard way right I learned the hard way do you plan on launching a wizard and
just go straight minions you just gonna have the most chopped experience bro
recover 2s and make them runes
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There hasn't been way too many contagious, by the way, spamming contagious out of your bozo.
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Do not tell me what to do bro!
Do not tell me I will do as I please brother!
Stop!
What? Dude, this guy's trying to dictate what my build is?
Get out of here bro, like you're doing your build wrong, bro.
You're the thing that you're doing, you're doing it wrong, you're doing your build wrong.
You cannot tell me that.
Cause that's my fucking build.
I will do it however I goddamn wanna do it.
What I wanna do is minions right now.
And that's what I'm gonna do.
If that upsets you.
Sup, dick.
Oh, bitch. Here's what I've got.
Bitch.
You can't control me, bro.
If you find a fight out there, do it.
I will not be controlled.
This.
So...
You f-
I think...
Now, I said that I'm speaking into this temporarily, yeah, and I'm gonna unspeak out of it whenever
I ascend, and I can spam my shit.
But until then, this is what we're doing, bro, and you need to deal with that 5% faster?
Ooh.
Okay, 1, 2, 3, this is 1, 2, 3.
I got prefer the Minion HP.
Huh?
Huh, I thought it was green a second ago.
Yeah, whatever.
Should actually have some nice flasks.
Might as well do a weapon or something. Might as well go to your boys.
Ooh, what is this?
ES80.
Well, I'm not on full-life circles, 10% of them are not on a position to recover their
life.
I'm a bit of an e-s-cuck on my chest, so...
I don't think we can do that.
That's cool, MDX.
I thought my guy cut looks like a dude now.
I think it's because of the helmet.
I think the helmet's really not fitting the vibe.
Is it?
The helmet is not fitting the vibe.
I need a more feminine helmet.
Dude, that's fun consuming corpses to like do stuff.
Oh, wait a minute.
fun to 69 years so that's huge that's
huge
I didn't need prison runs oh yeah it's
level sixteen and we're going to pop off
about a ring here we're having a minion ring
wide point to the cell
what is it why i don't know what a wide point is bro
I must have sort of turned on the online twitcher to go first, but I wouldn't know.
Uh, leveling to...
I'm not a cat, so I can't do that.
I'd break that to you, bro.
Isn't it like a minion glove or something, right?
But there's nothing.
85 gift subs in the channel
Okay, bunkage is this train on earth limit 3 that's huge bro. That's huge. That's huge
Okay, should I put this fucking splat? I can't use splash x, I'm gonna sprint
Well, we got all these fucking things on my ES. I'm at 400 ES by the way. What the fuck is that?
That seems really hard.
Boink quiet, boink quiet, boink all day.
Alright, we're gaming boys, we're gaming.
Can do a little like a woman again?
Kind of, kind of, it's...
Kind of...
We could get some close play on her, bro.
We could get some, what do you guys think about this?
Do I? Nah, let's keep it organic. Let's keep it organic.
Let's keep it organic.
It's like a little geese here. What are we talking about boys, eh?
So I sacrifice my mana in order to heal my... I don't even have 200 life so it's too bad.
as much as me. This is really not my coming out, is it?
Chat, this is my build, so chill out with the dog shit advice.
Like, I am about to be popping off. You don't even know.
This game is lucky it doesn't have a sign like Will because I totally take that life out that was.
Anyways, after these minions, we're going to be switching to a secret build.
Two-handed, bleed thorns, earthquake. Like, no, I, no, chat, I have not done that already.
Are you I as you retarded chat the monkey is there to buff me. It's different
Not going monkey brothers. I was thinking about doing monkey but I decided not to monkey
I've decided against it
Okay, let's get this skeletal asses guy up against skeletal. Yes, that sucks skeletal snipers do high damage
but have low life. They can be commanded to fire an arrow of poison gas. The clouds explode if...
I kind of do like it. You get more revived than the ass in this guy, isn't he?
But uh, you know what? Low life? Whenever I'm in it, is it already dying? Like instantly anyway?
It's just the only take snipers giga armor break don't tell me to live my life boy
It's this is low life. I don't want that low life minion, but I want our tanky minion
He would skip the strongest only minute you guys are so
Okay, let's give- we'll do one of these things.
We'll do one.
Okay, we got-
dead ass.
hey what you got him we don't want your kinder any of what?
hey what you said no welcome in.
be gone.
Oh, he was talking to someone else.
Oh, okay, what?
And that carries.
What depends?
What was the other guy saying?
Okay, you don't skip that shit.
Can Skeletonor just actually not die that much?
That's good.
I guess.
I guess it seems to be like alive at all times and the gas hours or so.
He's at 40% maximum life, 10% reduced raw after curve rate.
Hmmm...
Jetta, what are we thinking there with that?
I mean let's see, so they recover less...
I don't think I have any recovery mechanism anyway.
I kind of just let them die.
And then they just raise back up, right?
So...
well dad and mine the life knows it's pretty decent they inside the poison
gas I am not breaking shit with this gas cloud
poison the black bass water scale was this much
definitely have a poison in me as though hitting them huh I don't know dude
is this music for people that don't shout I shout two times a day and I was
This music what do you think what they bro sometimes even three times a day
Now wouldn't easily go out of my way to focus
But it was not bad. Yeah, don't you serve her social reasons?
We're not okay. I'm not an idiot
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, look, look, look, look!
Whoa!
Oh, broken armor!
See ya later, armor!
This guy's gonna melt now.
Done.
Yes!
Guys, you only need to use sub if you're actually dirty.
Water is enough.
How do you think you were washing themselves for a long time?
Did you just use water, bro?
Now, if you're actually dirty and you go glaring on you,
there's nothing left to throw at you, you need soap.
But you don't need to constantly use soap.
It's actually bad for your skin.
So believe it or not, your skin's an organ.
And it's actually a very diverse
in terms of the amount of organisms that are living on it.
And if you constantly fuck with that
by spamming so 24-7, it's actually bad for it, believe it or not, you got like, you
have to oil my stuffy, fear changes help the pores in your skin.
I'm on the other crossbar.
Who speaks to me from beyond the void?
I don't know, please.
I don't have a podcast.
I feel bad for Abbey.
I said, I'm climb playing a laggy, so...
Says the guy that always says something wrong with him.
Shots dead, she looked like the dog will be licked the fuck out of her hand and her face and she just doesn't give a fuck.
She is a meat like she just it's like it's not even a thing that's happening to her. She just ignores it not even it's like that's the dog I
Don't know she's part dogs live a part person. I
Don't know man. It's it's a white it's a white girl thing chat. I don't have to tell you
I just say this don't give a fuck about dogs looking at it.
It is what it is, man.
I made the rules.
They build different.
Perfect
That's good feel good though if you've got like dude, you know if you got oil on you or you're like you tell me
I mean, I immediately you so but I like for how I handled a
to capitate rat
even just in the vicinity of it
like I used to stick obviously but I still gonna wash my hands just in case I get some disease
alright touch like war chicken I'm washing my hands up
anytime you know anytime
no TTS
I don't know why the keep rat was worked apart, but I guess it was either Alcat or it was some other critter.
Dude, I'm assuming this is like the most zed dps slow character I've ever played.
I don't know how your minion comes to do it.
Speaking as a ZDBS main, this is even ZDBS for me, bro.
Like, I'm not a big ZDBS guy, but like, god damn bro, how do you guys, how do you guys
do this in the humanian cocks?
How you playing this shit?
Yeah, Phelps trash, that's quite, well no, I mean, shit.
Yeah.
Sure, I do have four of these next one, that is true.
I must admit that it's insane that I have so much ES, I don't even know what to do with it, it's just got so much.
Like I don't even want this ES, it's like what am I, I have a choice between ES, mana, or spell damage. None of those are scout minions.
At least if ES allows me to live so that I can just live my minions to stuff.
Get him boys!
That should be it, right?
Very nice.
Wait, I should get more spurty, which might help me.
Are you going to Mitter, Voracze to Command and Command Build?
Okay, so wait, my last one was, okay, so the monkey was Mitter, okay, my monk was Mitter,
the other variation of my monk was also Mitter, and now the new, the Voracze thing I'm going
is also Mitter.
So if it's just, you're gonna make out your mind, chef, as to which one's Mitter.
Everything's Mitter at all times, wherever you log into his Mitter!
That's what Mitter is!
You are born Mitter!
Like, you've got brain damage, bro.
Congrats on, uh, fucking graduating from Stupid University, bro.
Thank you.
Hitting your degree and being a dumb bitch.
I'll keep on muck.
Keep running!
Don't care if-
Oh, yeah, actually, security, I should do keep running.
I
Great relations
That was actually gonna hide damage honestly
That was that you get was actually kind of nice
Yeah, I'd shoot him and he would never want to play this
I'm just implying it as something different while I play my game, I just want to get back.
Wait, so what's the first most?
Wouldn't that be better? I'm confused.
Really?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's like, because it was my last move.
I think we'll meet it?
What is the meet-up?
Just like, whatever Quincy's has playing it.
Whatever Quincy's has playing it.
That's the meet-up.
Okay, what do we got here? Arctic Arm.
Well, I had to concentrate on various stages of time.
All the various stages.
attacks a hero in the stage because of his bicycle.
Cults one of them should take him.
Must be active in both weapon sets.
The light tip grants a skill,
all that you can use in an instant
to begin recharging the energy shield.
And a buff.
For a duration that prevents that
recharge from being interrupted.
The boss is removed, max energy yield and the skill cannot be used while energy yield is full.
Huh.
So wait, this is a button to make a yes.com back.
Well, I like to pass while you cash yourself some magic spirits.
with it presents that's fun so you just that's a thing I don't know apparently
with his enemies in your presence with the duration six seconds wow that's cool
wait they a fucking ascendancy no from that one that's like my favorite thing
it's just a fucking buff apparently thank God play bearish yes some spirit
way to it now. That she was mandatory as hell before.
While that death-arriving minions store a percentage of their maximum life in a collectible
Grim Remnant on death. Using Grim Resurrection consumes the life you've collected to revive
to that much toll minions. Firewall raging spirit it's thank me later.
So
the bussy
Mac we're going to a magna bussy
But remember anything to do mangal bussy maybe I just do another million nice cut she love you say it back
I'm thinking of another million bro dude fuck we sit to another million baby
So thank you fuck that other shit. Let's just do a minion
God I can't I cannot say love I cannot say that I love chatters because if I do that
Then like what of that guys actually in some sort of weird parasol relations with me and he think that I'm cool person will freak bro
Dude I tell you what I appreciate the chat
Take a look. I appreciate you
I appreciate it that's not love cuz I don't know
Even who supports the stream much appreciated I could not do what I do but wasn't for the twish at us
Uh, you know, how am I gonna give good takes and play these video games and pop off and
remit the middles, and like, you know, remit the middles, cuz I'm playing all the midder
builds.
Classic, bro, classic.
Wait, I get two Graspnates?
I got two of these Skeletal Watcher guys.
No heckin' way bro.
How can I have a minion's clear shit faster?
It's like that's like that too far behind me as I'm going to grow.
Am I tripping?
Maybe I need minions speed?
Wait, is there like aggression in this game?
hmmm, some peering when you're dead, they're on aggressive mode, right?
common minion issue, you need to use the command key, command, I don't have a command
button, what do you mean?
I have not the command button, I do not know what you speak of.
I
Am no keybinding wait how much but wait you're supposed to know that
Chat as a minion guys as an ethical lined of raw dog minion character. I don't know that that exists
I'm gonna pretend that that doesn't exist
I'm not using that brother. I don't I don't agree with
Like extra keybinds that I'm not aware of the game. He's tell me about otherwise it doesn't exist
When was it in the to do it was no tutorial blood and come on
When did show me the clip clip it bro clip of the pot where it came up telling me to use your tech
Wait
Not forgive nor do they forget
Fuck them up boys fuck them up. Oh, yo, he's fucking shredded, baby
To kill a team
what's
where's my mendon's hand
oh you're cooked now boom one two get double gasp in there the bitch
no matter to run
what's up baby what's up what's up what's up stay down boy stay down boy
stay there trash dog you fucking trash traded who am I why are you getting HP on
minions. Why am I doing that? Because my minions die all the time bro. So now, again, guys
I don't even be able to comprehend what I'm saying. I'm going to speck out of these nodes
whenever I ascend to my Varushtas fucking shit. But guess what? I'm not ascended yet
and I need to progress through the game and I'm using minions. Right? So I don't have
I don't have to rush to summons yet, so therefore I need minions of my mobility, bro, so my minions
do damage.
I don't have to be careful of deviating from my build guide, oh no, I don't know if your
brains can handle that.
Why is he spitting in the nodes that help him right now?
You should speak into notes and do nothing and we'll help you with the future.
Yeah, I'm going to get this, once I get these ones here, boom, we all need to get minion
damage.
We're going to get all these little things here.
That's going to do nothing, man.
These ones here are going to go hard, bro.
I call your bills meta because you keep copying Albert Kaiser and Matthew Hill.
I'm kind of sad how weak these guys are by the way.
Like, just how weak the skeletons are is kind of pathetic.
I get the design to be like this kind of expandable guy, but let's fuck man
They were like someone looks in the wrong way and they just fall over dead bro
But if I was a minion cut I for sure would be a companion cut
Like that would be my favorite type of minion right one that's designed to be up all the time and actually just consistently do stuff
I would not do this like constant dying army of like dudes keep coming back
play minions right now. You can't get companion until at level 30 for starters and I'm not doing that.
I'm doing barresta which it's gonna be like a minion build that's not actually a minion build.
It's so easy and I have that content, that sounds like a skill that you work.
Jack Crusher is not a minion build, it's a what?
It's a minion build and scaling only, it's a, you know, the whole idea is that it's an
You're summoning a guy that doesn't act a skill that plays when you spell cast it.
It's like one of those builds when you play a spell blade where it's like 10 of their spell, but it's a full melee attack.
You could call that a melee ability.
These guys are owning me bro, who are these guys?
You're one of these guys man as long as I'm side of it?
I may or may not use me as long as I'm side of it.
I don't want to envision the minions of our ability or anything, the idea is to just go
four million like area of effect four million damage folks and take no so
ability and then choose the act that's right but I have I'm going to fully blind
I've got no idea what I'm gonna pick I'm just gonna read the abilities and then
let's gonna go from there I'm just gonna pick one of the sounds of course bro
All these preconceived notions you've got because you've been reading so many bill
guards and your brain stuck inside of a box.
I don't have those, bro.
Okay.
I may end up doing the muster, whatever it is, isn't that like a support I saw that did like 7% more damage per minion you've got that's different or something?
I may end up doing that but I don't necessarily need to do it.
Jesus!
This is so brutal, dude.
Look at this, is that a ground effect?
I'm just, oh my god, dying.
I do zero fucking damage.
Okay, here we go. Now we're starting to get some big damage. Now let's see it, boys.
I'm sure we're going to go bang, then we're going to bang, bang.
I mean, 3% of damage dealt. I didn't even think my guys were doing numbers big enough
to even proc a single armor rake.
I will learn all the secrets of this world.
My guys have 10 damage.
3% of 10 is not enough to even do one armor rake.
That's coping.
My guys don't even do that much damage.
Shadow, I wonder if I can go back and get another thing.
What am I level 15?
I've got five levels.
That's 50% more levels than when I had my last one.
Then maybe we go buy another thing because my dudes are just dying repeatedly and doing zero damage.
This is like way more dependent than a weapon user.
Like a weapon guy, you need to replace your weapon every like 10 levels.
This guy's like every 3 levels you need to replace your fucking weapon.
What's that thing called?
Sebeda.
Hmm.
I think I have no fire risk though, I guess we'll do that.
Till next time.
Jake man and maybe a plus one minion level I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna buy one of the graph connected these over time. What do you think? Oh
But it's level 10 though, I need to serve you be careful
Come on bro some big shit
So is this worse my car one
It's worse my car one bro
Holy frick man
Yeah, I get this on a little we can we get that real soon chat I'm gonna come up with that
Well, we got rings that aren't completely useless fog
Oh
He's my doggies
You're linking my what is this?
Reading my arrivals season 8.5 preview twisty, okay, what I
Don't know why you're linking this bro
You're banned bro, you're banned, you're banned, you're banned, you're banned again, bitch.
I'm not much money, they got a paid link to that Shroud's tweet in my fucking...
I think I've heard it's Nate Bang, bro.
Goddamn.
He just...
Oh, he says he's a new bikini skilsaw.
Yeah, that was that one frost character. I believe there was definitely I'm gonna be real model. I was has some
What I'm gonna get is this right I have one two three four five six nose and millions of our ability and my minions of our ability feels awful
Like terrible
You think that I feel kind of okay
Oh
Wow being frenzy I should remove that right one of I pay frenzy in my
My dudes yet
Fuck her up
I might kind of tamper in minions
Her bill
I don't know, I just learned the range bug.
Get him boys, get him, oh he's cooked!
20 life bro that's huge. 400 life, 400 years. Not bad eh? You're gonna be crazy. Once the
armor broke bro it was over. I mean you'd start really popping off at that point. I
Oh, the skill-y after this big Dan
Although
To be I give you a brilliant bra. I've had bills that fucking kill that dude in my two hits
Um, currently my character feels, I want to describe, what's the best attribute of this
character?
I guess it's kind of the damage, it's kind of passive.
It feels like as I'm running around it's kind of stuff, this is kind of dying around me
slowly, which is kind of alright.
And then I feel kind of durable.
But I will admit I don't enjoy this gameplay at all, this gameplay sucks so far.
I would the million times be rather playing Mace right now.
I'd rather be playing fucking Mace Strike.
What am I doing there?
I'm going to get to Barastar.
Guys, we're going to play Barastar.
I have a thing called Willpower, bro.
I could play a thing that I don't necessarily want to play to get to something that's going
to be more interesting.
Okay, level five.
Whoa!
Closer patch as a good short live zombie zombie that credit from patch. I just are a pal and also create two additional non and have zombies
Their path will be still a hundred twenty two percent more damage with it
Activate son of reviving like son of arriving silver that can envelop your minions in the ice you she long command
hmm I mean it's a trap frost mage right like fuck it
you got a frost mage and use my skills die for a second after I have to reduce
They're interesting
Ah, of course you would rather play mace strike. It's your favorite and only ability you use
What the fuck do you take us for some sort of idiots who don't know the real you take this and this
Again
It was that
What is this? Is this representing the lowest HP guy?
the
damaging
john says rodent bill but my play my play right now is uh...
to last one minute
I know what this is, and it is not good.
I hope he reps even before he gets the maps.
Holy shit, that's the worst build he has stolen.
So far in the league.
Okay, bang you.
You're banned for maps.
Okay, not cool.
I said
The Storm's Crust!
Easy!
No! My skeleton! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi, Summer!
That was not bad, eh?
Did they throw him?
What the hell?
Did they fucking throw him?
I think you know it.
I've seen so much more.
It's your team's weakness to do the job.
I'll find someone to help.
You manipulated her.
How dare you look at me?
And I am ravenous.
The air grows colder.
And you are home when I'm running away.
And while you pay the price,
I swift as death.
And you move by the moon.
You are so gifted.
I need an afflicted your vain
suit and this one is a
I shall say again I smell your blood
and I am ravenous desolation
I
Cheering for us. Oh my god. Anyway, it's a mania. It's an AMA
That's very hot
Human form.
Beach!
Beaches!
You're like we're on the high.
Your heart's quickens.
The eternal impure.
With your address empowered.
Our enemy endured, but soon all of us...
Did what? Let's see everyone!
Now!
An unending you!
Dude, what? I don't understand you all that. I don't know, get to the end.
Discoated!
But I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose.
Then hour by hour, men fail and some solid...
Requiem on the fly.
I'm going to get this game.
Desolation.
Nice armor!
And you take out your heart.
And save the inch bright.
Three seventy nuts, bitch.
Have a laugh, you see that?
No, no, I'm on two, two, two stacks.
Oh my god, it's a dead bro, what?
Dissolation.
What?!
No, why would it in his face?
Why would he do this?!
Tortured under the moon, the pack suffered but endured and howled now in tune.
No tales were told, none new, none old yet, and the English hunter, glue, ever stronger.
Desolation, I will take out your heart, and save the ancient bite.
bitch! bitch!
dude, we had the multi-phase
have you ever seen that before?
i want to clear your mind
without me for a moment
holy fuck
hey uh
the madness
it consumed my being
oryana
lost it against me
where has she taken the beast?
i found messages
from the desert from the bestie yes find kill but first please stop the madness as you wish
Nice.
We must make haste.
Let us return to Clearfell to make our preparations.
Thank you King for making a build designed to let us hear all of the rare boss dialogue
nobody has ever heard before.
two I said I'm in this for was up to I said he moment is act one baby
got we can find you that was a fucking brutal
That's fucking brutal, boys.
What can I say?
Yeah guys, ultimately end of the day.
Dude, we popped the fuck off. The new characters online.
Parasitral Freak, he's ramping.
Yeah, we've really piqued.
Here's what I've got.
I'll find some use for that.
I've got some shit to do. It's the plumber's birthday, okay?
But I
Will be back I
Will be back to do a little bit more blasting time, okay?
Okay.
Ooh.
Shit.
Look at that quarter star.
Boy for leveling, man.
Yeah.
Let's have an Elton.
Cold damage.
Fuck you, bro.
I'd love to.
What are we linking here?
What is this?
Aaron order for Quincy tonight. It was just become the first person in the world in over two years
Divine the third
Genome mist
Believe it or not. Let's take their dogs at garbage damage. It's just if ladder
No funny no funny
Not funny. No cool. No funny. No cobra. Okay. That's what it is
Hey Regas, should you find my stream later today?
I'm gonna get my guy up to the point where he's gonna be Verashta.
This is pain champ, bro, it's pain champ.
This is fucking pain champ.
But yeah, I've got it.
As I said, promise birthday, I got some shit to do.
Yep.
Dude, this possum took a shit of my sauna, bro, and you know, I've got to sort that shit
out.
You know what it is, man.
You know what it is.
There actually is some crazy shit going down.
You have no idea, champ.
You got no idea.
It's crazy.
Ten years I'm
Pizza fuck out ever going and I will see you tomorrow good takes
rank dude
Reinventing the Verashta meta
It's gonna be absolutely destroyed you understand me
Thanks for watching!
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