I just parked.
yo yo yo yo yo yo
if not chill some chill
chill go like mashing mashing like
nice like so
sore
the drawl in the teeth
not here
what's the word child what's the word what's the word what's the word
oh shit what's up
You match your fucked up
What's up?
All right
Inches
All right
All the asshoots, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir
what the fuck
hey
I'm the David Gale
this last one is too late
leave me alone
I love you baby
I love you with me
I'm the MG the ads
the only camera and the flash
I don't like the rush
they look up to me
to see where they go last
I don't like that man
I love you, I love you
one love, oh god damn
You're so watch out so what's a word?
I know we go in but this one I can't be on dick. You gotta put that please all the way down
She make it over
I'm on pop first
pop first, pop first
chat early ass day for me
w dd mentality
wake up early for the fucking
uncle roger stream for me
chat before go me uncle roger bro
Listen, first of all, feel me? How are your boys doing so far, bro?
How are your boys doing? You feel me?
Anybody have a good day? Yes or no? But anybody have a good day, bro?
Who is Egg Fried Rice? Dumbass!
Fucking dumbass! Someone say who is Egg Fried Rice?
You fucking donkey! Yo, yo, rice powder! I appreciate you, John!
John, you see what I appreciate? Young Chin, what do you think they appreciate, my boy?
fucking dumb as a chat listen right now I'm an H-Bug I'm gonna buy some egg fry rice
cuz I have uncle like yo uncle why are you cooking bro he said have to go to
classy egg fry rice so if you me right on my H-Bug I'm gonna buy some egg fry rice
tell me I got all the ingredients right now chat I got cooking oil garlic
Charlotte, Charlton, onions, egg, soy sauce,
Simi Oyo, white rice, SMGs,
not MSGs, green onions, and red pepper seasoning.
I think that's it, bro.
We got a lot of game, chat.
We got hours to grab the food.
If you do some bullshit game,
and actually become like 12, we're gonna be late, okay?
Chat, so first of all, we're gonna be late.
We gotta buy shit fast.
Filming and the kitchen is like 17 minutes away,
So I'm gonna drive over there, but before all that look before all that before all that
We're gonna get all the stuff for Friday, right?
Cheat and support for Friday, right? If you mean you got a lot of things
Yep, yep, yeah, right check. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Oh today. I'm not I'm not I'm not even late today, bro
Yo, I'm I'm I'm on time wrong wrong
I'm on Tom
like that if I'm the first year I'm on time but usually I'd be late like hour or two to
taking I'm on time feel me yo Mod I hear body what a sum where is that a body
I'm talking about you're not what a tank gifted appreciate my boy appreciate
Ma, you say, you say, you say, yeah, many are here, many are here.
I come up and look at, we all look at a lot of things, bro.
A lot of things, bro.
That shit mad tight.
It's like your body, your body, your body, are you here again?
It's like Michael Luther Bison bro, got a link up.
Feel me?
Yo, you can't see, I don't know who is Dota bro.
I don't know who is Dota, mahal.
Mahal?
Are you out of your mind?
Listen.
Bro, we got a lot of things, we cannot mess it shit.
Feel me?
If we mess, we fucked up.
If you got kicked out with thug though
We literally going to H-Mot Rider to buy all the stuff bro
Check A by Spender again
This is shit we need
Alright, hold on
Check this is all the shit we need
This, show me this
You see that?
Somebody take a screenshot
Cookin' all your garlic, charlie, in, for me
All the shit we need, you gotta lock in bro
put the camera down when we walk
wait, wait, wait, no, I fell right here
wait, wait, let me see, let me admit it
I put all the weight down like this
let me see
this is good
alright, ready bro?
we gotta make this shit fast, we gotta lock in
wait, first of all, let me smell your breath, bro
don't be like, if you gave me this shit, I mean it's from a love guy
wait, bro, can I go to Uncle Roger and get high as breath?
you feel me?
let's smell mine
One time
Strong it's not it's not bad, but it's like like another hour if you don't eat. Yeah
Like this right this we got we got mission you put all the time
Oh my God!
Quick.
Wait.
Quick!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Yo,
You make it, you make it, I don't know.
It goes...
You're bad as games, yo chat.
This is crazy, bro.
Chat, we're in H-Buck right now. I'm gonna lock it, bro.
What's any difference, huh? What's any difference, bro?
Yo, game.
I'm so scared I ride away. Look at me, bro.
Get out, bro.
I don't know why I got scared. I don't know why I got scared.
Barley, you see that? We're not calling him. We're not calling Bar and Bar.
Hello, Spam Room.
I.P.
Huh?
I.P. and something like that.
Well, he's phone number, don't worry. He can get fucked up.
We do it.
Check, dude.
No, run coin for us.
Yeah, get it back.
Check, I'll be here for you.
We're 70 minutes away.
Yo, yo, what's in my check?
Yo, what's up, man?
Yo, yo, listen, bro, listen, bro.
I'm a LA right now, bro. I might go to Dubai soon
This week come the fuck down, bro. I got shit to do. Okay. I'm not like you bro. I got also we came out the Super Bowl
Yo, bro, you still look at a fucking red you hear ugly and shaking check. Yo, you still look like fucking red
the money you want to go
well
what the fuck
now listen
oh yeah I got point play
I'm gonna pick up
hold up hold up hold up
yeah
hold up hold up
you want to stick it out on the stage
let's stick it out on the stage
what do I do
it's fine man shit
I'm dead I'm dead shit
what do I do
stick it out on my take away nothing
what should I do
Puking oil, Puking oil.
Happy?
Happy.
You know what is Puking oil?
Huh?
Puking oil.
Oh, Puking oil?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
I'll say that.
Oh, so number...
Number...
What?
Number...
Number 6?
6?
Yeah, number 6.
What?
OK, OK, OK.
Thanks, OK.
Hello.
Hey, OK.
OK.
It should feel like a mission game.
you
X X X
Oh that's a human son, that's a human son right?
Where's the X at? Oh shit, shit, shit
I'm locking it, locking it, locking it.
I'm locking it.
What the fuck?
I'm putting the bodies.
Fuck.
Nah, nah, I'm good.
I can't move, I can't move.
Yeah, stick it.
We gotta act like we're chilling out with normal bodies, you hear me?
Yo, some shit is stinking here, yo!
Right, oh my god, look at that right.
Now, what kind of rice should I get though?
What kind of rice?
Look at these eggs, yo!
Look at the eggs!
How long now? After the ad?
Excuse me. You're wearing an ad?
It's an internet.
Huh?
Internet, I don't know where...
You don't know? Are you from here?
You don't know where you're from?
I'm from here.
Wait, you're not from here?
How do you guys go?
Oh my god
No, there's no it is no eggs. Oh I don't think it adds though. I'm keep on it out in his eggs
What's on the head?
Yes, you're good
Oh
It's a Chinese on it might be fire I'm happy
You know Asian people won't fuck up, okay, but always get some good acts
Yes? Yes.
Alright, what else? What else?
Suicide. What else?
We need Suicide, why do I like MSG? Suicide.
Run it, run it, run it. Suicide.
Fuck.
What's the word?
Pass the word.
Hi.
You see Swizzos?
Huh?
You see Swizzos?
Oh, what did you say?
Can come, can come, can come.
Swizzos?
Oh, you do say soy sauce?
Huh? By different soy sauce?
Soy sauce
Fuck it bro
This is good?
This is good
Can I change that? What's that?
No
it's good so it's still not good oh my god oh I don't know bro I don't cook though
like I don't cook I don't do shit I order before I go there I don't wish I
I get it
Fuck it, but I think it's good bro. He says super stuff Prince or something. Fuck it, but it's a Chinese
Kaku can mean so it's us. Kaku wait
Let's say
why is kaku soy sauce but I said it's good but oh I thought oh this one
This one?
Which one?
This one?
I thought it would be nice.
Sounds good bro.
I feel it's good.
It's not.
It's going to be very good.
Which one?
Is it good?
Ah yes.
Ah.
Yes, I feel it's good.
Oh, hey grandma.
Oh MSG
I don't know who the MSG is
I'm right
Huh?
Yeah, you're right
I'm right
Who is MSG?
You know who I am?
Oh, hi man, hi man
It's a lot
It's a lot bro
It's a lot bro, MSG bro
Bro, this shit looking sad
Look
I don't think it is right, I already spent
20 minutes here and then
I can't grab shit
I don't know, I didn't like it
I didn't like it
LSD, I didn't like it
Why?
Why Bobby?
I don't know
I can't
I don't know
I know it's not
I can't
What kind of rice I need cook?
Where?
Bobby?
Yeah, wait.
Okay.
Alright, what rice do you get though?
Like what kind of rice?
No, that people keep.
Oh shit, cheddar sticks, it's right here.
Huh huh, come here, come here, come here.
Fuck, bro.
Jasmine rice?
Listen, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to grab and come back.
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I don't know shit, bro. I did crap shit. Is this good? Yo bro, is this good?
Yo, bro
you
Yes, I'm gonna pick you.
Oh my fucking god.
Now I'm gonna find this. Oh my god.
Oh my god man. Alright, come on. Alright, I see it, I see it.
I see it, I see it, right?
Fuck it.
Whatever man, I gotta go man.
I just said we got to pay fast
Yo what the fuck bro?
Yo what's up with this wheel bro?
Why are you running, why are you running, why are you running, why are you running, why are you running
You okay?
No
Why are you running?
Yo we finally made it out, finally did it
You already drinking?
I have to pay it
Audience, I did
Onions
Locking, locking
Holy shit. Chicken? Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit, bro. Fuck any chicken ball, bro.
Oh my god, check out what Uncle Roger is saying.
Chicken, fire rice.
He probably some, he probably more Asian.
Oh shit, that's so good right there.
He can't do nothing with this pain actually.
You just put your eyes in there.
Oh shit, that's so good right there.
Oh yeah, he can't do nothing with this pain actually.
I don't have any idea
He can't do that, we just paint actually
So fuck it
You just put your idea though
Give me the bag
I'm sorry, just put the fuck down
Yeah
Huh?
Yeah
Chow, how long will you be saying it?
I think, egg, fried rice, he's only some, he's probably some more Asian than me, but I think he's forcing on shit.
I think he's faking the extra. He don't even have real life.
I don't even think he's real Asian, I'm cute but...
Chet, is Uncle Roger a real Asian?
Come on.
Hiya.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you leaving now?
Yeah, we're staying here.
We're leaving.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yes, yes.
We should, we should.
Let's go.
Hiya.
I can't pick 100 okay not a bad not a bad not a bad
oh my god I don't have it you get my ticket wait oh my god okay wait how do I pay
I can just tag, also.
If you want, I just bring it to you.
It's free.
I got a little card.
I bet.
Oh my gosh, it's free.
Are we out?
We're keeping.
Here we are.
That's a 6-2.
We think I kicked out.
you know
ya
she's rich
ya
ah
oh my god bro
Oh
Y'all look at man shit
Check tomorrow. I'm making going to San Francisco. Oh my god, what a hot
Also, weekend is this year again. The roster look fake as.
Alright, like this.
Fuck it.
Wait, let me see how that looks like.
Alright, this should be good, this should be good, this should be good.
Oh
So now
I can't be late, I can't be late, man.
But if you're late, Uncle Roger might get on my dick.
He might be on my ass.
Let me see how far I can get.
I
Think that's
19 minute. Oh
My god, I might be late. Oh, maybe the way fuck. I'm gonna go. We gotta go
Oh my god, I could watch it. Yeah legend, bro. I
I don't know Uncle Roger living LA. I thought he lived in Minamiz, Minamiz I'm sure, Minamiz I'm sure.
He lived in LA. That's crazy.
Nah, he's a legend. Who remember like 2021, 2022. Uncle Roger used to be popping old D bro.
Like that he used to be popping
Hold on where is it? Where is it? Oh pick it
I don't know
You should have got the pot
No?
No
Oh no don't
Wait the one?
Yeah do it
Please tell me
You already know?
I don't know bro
I just need to check
Yeah
Let me see
Actually mama of truth mama of truth mama
They want the fuck
You know the fuck I'm cool oh
My god $10.00. You can't wait get it. What it back?
Just my god too
Wait, who's that? That one?
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, shit. Oh.
I'll put it out.
Um, hello?
Oh
Say my life
Oh my god, oh my gosh
I'm scratching my car.
Here we go.
Yes!
Uncle Roger, hiya!
Hiya, ya, ya, ya!
Here I come, Uncle Roger.
Uncle Roger.
Yeah, how old is Uncle Roger, bro?
He said 17 minutes.
Not a bag.
Now, have you ever, Uncle Roger, been on a swim before, bro?
It might be first time
53
Don't think thirsty game. Huh? I think thirsty
I'm going to watch you, bro.
Uncle Roger.
Whoa, Chad.
Imagine we cook the food, right?
And come out of the food's ass.
We need to get Uncle Roger ass, bro.
If the fool come like ass, and he be talking all that shit, talking all that, you feel me?
Yo, we should do a blind and mute challenge with Uncle Roger.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, I be spamming that shit. I love, I, yo, yo, I love that shit.
Yeah, I I love like oh I love blind dad's new bro. It's just like it's just so fun to play
Just a cool ass game if you know me
Bye
Fry egg fried rice, bro, that's this better, bro. We're gonna we're gonna play blind dad milk with Uncle Roger like a mum
I'm keep up if that shit airs I'm gonna say yo, Uncle Roger, hiya, this shit is fucking dirt
The shit you cook is ass
I'm beyond this man
What's going on here son?
Oh
Yo bro, should I call uncle? Make sure like he lay or some shit?
Oh, he say I'm gonna be 15 minutes here. Okay, no problem.
Oh, he gonna be 15 minutes there. Oh, we good. We got time. We got time. We got time.
He said he's gonna be 15 minutes there.
Oh good me, you can be uncle bro
Whatever you wanna do, but you're the legend bro
You can be late, you can be late, you can be late
I never, don't ever rush great business
You can be uncle rush is the greatness
I would never rush him bro
Take your time bro, do what you gotta do bro
I heard you got kids, congrats bro, you feel me?
You're the legend man
Thank god you're late, cause I'm, cause I'm, I'm gonna be late too
I'm a kid bro, I'm gonna be late
So he's okay, you can be late. It's okay
Your I was wanting by a river chat Atlanta cup might be more L.A.
There might be more copylander
I guess I'm probably coming at Atlanta
That's you got me out of the fucking hand, bro. I got fucking to ticket ticket
I got to take it a bill. I need to go to fucking school. I need I need to fucking community servers
I need to all acting all that
because the fucking cabin lander bro it's too much bro and it's racist too bro
I hate the cabin lander bro that's bro the king all suck my dick bro
my LA cop bro there's no cabin lander I don't see no cop in LA
they probably feel alive I don't think this is much
I don't think I'll blame bro
This time might be the sign move to Texas on shit. Let's move the tech six
Yeah, anyway, you know, you know, there's too many
Chattis too many
Too many
No, say it again, keep going, yeah, say it if you know it, you know, ooh, king with a,
yo, king with a 10, give me, appreciate my boy, appreciate my boy, too many hearts, say
it again, keep going, yeah, if you know it, you know, if you know it, you know, if you
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean, bro.
Ah, saw my channel.
Say again.
Say like that.
Cute like that.
Huh?
Hey.
Wait.
Say like that.
Like that.
I'm more clear, right?
Hey, Gway.
Yup.
Do it again.
Hey, Gway.
Aye, fuck it.
It's plain what I mean, bro.
It means nigga.
Nah, nah, nah.
It mean...
Nigga.
Nah.
It mean...
Nigga.
Uh.
Yeah, bro.
That's what I mean, bro.
That's...
That's an unword in Mandarin.
Yup.
Say it again.
Hey, Gway.
Yup.
That, that mean, that mean, that mean the unword ain't meanin'
Wait, I got it
So let me, I could say that, cuz
Cuz, it's not an unword
It's Chinese word
What I want
So I, Loki could say that
Fuck it, say it
Yeah
Don't fuck it, say it
I fuck it
I almost said
Oh
This is my childhood memory bro, I haven't know this song bro, this is my childhood memory bro
Some of your Taiwanese might know, there's some Taiwanese might check to be typing bro, I might know this song bro
All my Taiwanese might check, type some shit bro, type some shit
You don't know anything but the world of the fairies
Is it the very music that you want to change?
I know that which is the most important part of the world
Is it the first time you've seen the show?
I want to live my life
I think it's C
I don't think I had Mark in the room maybe
How you know I don't know
I believe in you
Sing a song
Falling in love
I don't want to see you
I want to sing
Okay, okay, okay
Alright, alright, it's not bad bro. I'm playing that song
Let me see you bro
You're looking off, you're looking off, you're looking off
You're not camping on the Asian coast
you
That's me and Geo something.
That one is bad.
The other is bad.
The other is so tough.
Oh, man.
Oh
It's Tyson Yoshi, but
You got
Oh my god, listen, this is my childhood memory to you bro, you're probably done now, it's all
April G.
Yeah, what?
This is April G.
Yeah, this is April G.
Only now from Taiwan, but I can say April G.
We can have a sit-out song together.
That's more really.
What the hell is going on?
Nah, bro, uncle, this someone need to go back to Taiwan and go back to the normal life
Like, before the life, I come to the state, bro, like
But before the fame, I just be like, go to school, like, Saturday, the weekend, I go to the hoop
Doing nothing, this play me a memory, bro
I'm sorry, but I might go back to Taiwan and go straight
What do I, what do I mean?
She needs a day like, what a day that what a week
I promise you I'll never stop my hate tan, yeah
I'm gonna tell the world, darling doesn't care
Today what I just said was she I ain't got no darling
She needs a day like, what a cheap no money bro
I promise you I'll never stop my hate tan, yeah
I'm gonna tell the world, darling doesn't care
I'm gonna tell the world, darling
She's a little girl, got a soulmate
Hey!
Christy!
Hey!
I can't miss you girl, she was on the heat, yeah
Got another one, baby, the phone, yeah
Now it's a bro, oh my god, that song bro
Play lifestyle
I think I'm more into this song
How more?
Chai, we 3 meter away bro. We 3 meter away bro.
Haiya Uncle Roger. Haiya.
Yo, what's up?
Haiya Uncle Roger. Haiya.
At least, Haiya.
Now I'm gonna be like,
Chen Kong, Chen Kang.
Nah, nah, nah.
He bought a 25.
I'm gonna show you.
Yeah.
Chai, Uncle Roger bought a 25.
Run around, bro.
Wait, wait.
I might know, it's Amharajah 25 years?
Is this like a Nikkei dirty?
I didn't see Nikkei dirty cross before.
I think I saw him say fuck or some shit.
Why he act like he don't cross?
I
Friendly fire, bro
Please stop immediately. Yo, how would did this was so appreciate my boy
You should go back to New York, now I find it not nice to call right, but right now LA is hot bro, like, like, but LA is the perfect weather right now, the weather is so perfect right now, I think, like,
I'm only backing my LA's, I'm fucking rolling this.
Yeah, the road's so bad, bro.
Check.
The LA road is like this.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
The Atlanta road, that's better than LA road.
I'm not even joking.
The road's all here, it's so bad.
I'm so fucking bad.
Look, I'm almost like shaking.
Like, God damn, government, fix the fucking road, man.
God damn, man.
I fix the fucking road, the road's so fucking bad.
Holy shit.
Okay, I'm here. Okay. What should I do? Shit. I just go to chat. I just I just I just oh
my god. How does that work? I just scratch my wheel. I'm gone. Yeah, my rims are gone, but I don't fucking call me. I got limbo, bro.
oh my oh my god you can fuck your rims on the music i fixed
oh my god oh my god oh my god bro
you should sound bad try and hit that shit
you sound fucking bad y'all can't drive
don't fuck it up before you give it to me
I'm not giving nobody
I don't even drive this kind of fuck with shit bro
I know you're, you're, huh?
I'm cooking, bro.
Let's go out and check it.
Uh, wait, wait, let me see, where's the, uh...
You wanna laugh him, bro?
I can see your face, you see.
You don't care, but you're like, dang, I spent money.
What do you mean?
You fucking remember that you spent more money on the rooms.
Oh my god.
You're my rent check.
If I go outside, my ring is like white, bro.
I'll be like...
I'm gonna give it to you.
But...
Please be my friend, please be my friend.
Yo, bro!
Alright.
Let me go check it on my fucking car.
Let me go check it, bro.
Pray your hands emoji chat.
Yeah, chat. Everybody spit.
Pray hands emoji.
Oh
No, no, no, actually in hallways
Holy shit!
Hey, how you doing?
What's the name?
I'm Ray.
You say what?
I'm Ray.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know where you got a pocket?
Okay, you know where you got a pocket?
Yeah, I'll show you.
Okay, okay.
So you're gonna go right in the corner?
Right.
Right
Yo, let's sign minors
That's a cute variant.
Wait, what did you say?
In the rooms of the White, what happens?
Nah, that's it.
Wait, what do you mean?
You don't even know what I was saying, then?
Nah, nah.
That's it.
You're in the suit, bro.
I hope this car, I got a Lambo, bro.
You feel me?
Word.
You feel me?
Somebody got, you gotta fuck that car to get another new car.
So, at least it might be the sign to get a new car.
Oh my god, I would get M3 or M4, it's so fine man.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, I guess I cannot drive bro.
I think it's my eyes.
Cause my eyes fucking close.
That's why
Okay
Right here, okay, yeah, I'm talking on the kitty cat
Jenny doesn't sing what I want to me to me
I may see you again, wish you be with me in my ear
alright, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
chat, we here, we here, we here
alright, bro
I'm okay with my stuff please.
Okay, take your cart.
Please.
Take your cart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Alright, I need to change these.
What I need to drink to is bream.
Yeah this is so fire bro.
This, I love this shit.
Me bitch.
Damn man, it's a fuck I fold.
Why you all be spitting that shit on me?
I mean like that oh my god you can have a rest
hi but I know we got a lot of shit in the ground
let me let me see how far is Uncle Roger you're my friend yo damn man
Holy shit, BAM!
That shit, that's bad, bro.
A little sharp piece came fix.
I think it's just spray paint like, that shit.
Okay, thank you so much Cindy. You say you're a good guy. You're a good girl, right?
I am one of the good guys. Yeah.
Your name matches your face. Cindy, you sound nice.
I hope so.
My name is Ray by the way.
That's magic, that's magic.
Oh my god, look at my cleats.
Look at my dragon cleats.
It's a dumb fire.
That's a good guy.
I'm really fucked up bro.
It's so fucked up.
I
Like I'm people I don't think I don't think like me. I don't think that's it
I'm tax uncle Roger
I'm safe was your ETA what's your ETA
Look bro, just shout out to Dita's mansion, don't fire bro.
In the future, I definitely drop some merch, not that merch, I connect with Dita bro.
He said don't fire to Dita bro.
Or Dita's bottom to the toe.
Or there, look, bottom to the toe.
Easy slide.
Dita's right, pants and suit.
Everything boy, boy, boy.
You're shit man, have you?
Wait, check, bro, you take time to cook rice, right?
Thank God, Brindley.
Check, thank God, buddy's rice.
I finally take that man home.
Aye, bro, we out, baby.
I'm scared but I don't know where Uncle Roger is bro
If he's not here again
I'm only cooking myself
Let me call Uncle
Parking? Oh, Uncle is parking
Did you tell him to come here?
I don't think it's a space over here
Uncle Roger is here
Oh my god Uncle Roger
Oh my god
My fucking legend
Hiya
Hiya!
I'm looking here to do a picture with Uncle Roger.
Hiya!
It's a kitchen?
Hmm.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Okay.
It's a kitchen?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, shit, fuck. Come on.
Okay, okay.
Is that a kitchen?
Oh.
Yo, help me, okay?
I'm gonna go for a chat.
I paid, like, 2.6K.
I'm sorry, go behind. I'm gonna pull it.
I
Paid two places cake now. I said 2.4 2.1. I forgot but 2k some shit
I put like 2k for for for this kitchen and this shit is fucking
Huh?
If they keep me out if I keep me out, I'm gonna need a refund
Oh shit, what the fuck?
What are you doing?
Oh, uncle Roger's here.
How'd I go?
Fuck, bro.
I think this way, fuck, I have to go.
Why is there so many chairs? I need to get in the car.
I'll get the car.
Thank you.
What the fuck?
It's like a car.
Hold the rinse.
Can we close it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
Hi ya!
Nice to meet you bro.
Nice to meet you.
If you're ready, good to see you.
Are we live already?
Yeah bro, uncle Roger.
How you doing bro?
Good, good, good parking. So difficult.
Yeah, yeah.
You go homeless people and they're parking high.
So you just use mic on camera.
You don't mic yourself up?
Nah nah, this is mic.
Okay okay.
We like, look, let's say Uncle Roger.
Fui yello!
Sorry, he's an nephew. Sorry Uncle Roger, late.
Nah nah, you okay? I'm late too.
Late too? Okay okay.
I'll buy some stuff.
Jensie people, you don't even look at clock.
Time not a concept to you, correct?
What?
Yeah.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
20, Jensie Uncle Roger, 53.
Oh?
53 year old now?
53?
Yeah yeah.
53?
Thank you for filming with grandpa like me
So I got
33
Yeah?
53
You know my mom age
Yeah?
Oh my god uncle
Wait are you Korean?
No no
Uncle Roger from Malaysia
Oh
Chinese Malaysia
Oh okay okay
Where are you from?
Where?
Taiwan
Haya
Not a real country
I hope one day you reach out to the motherland
One China
No uncle, no uncle. Listen. Listen. If you say that, I'm going to cook your dick.
Okay, come cook my dick. Let's see who cooks better, okay?
Okay, okay. Listen bro.
I think portion size is very big.
Town have prison and money. No shit. It's on the farm.
You got Janssen farm, you got Envy farm.
Do you not have a farm in China? Are you from Malaysia?
No, no, no, but Uncle Roy, you like Taiwan.
Okay, Uncle Roy, you like the food.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Yeah, good, good, good.
Uncle Roy, Uncle Roy, look!
Look!
I don't know, I don't know if they get it right or not.
But it's hard.
Why you buy that coat?
We're gonna make fire rice today.
Why you buy that coat?
No, you gotta have some drinks.
Some drinks? Okay.
No, you're gonna cook food with a bag.
You feel me?
Are you gonna cook for your camera guy also?
Fuck him!
Fuck him?
Yeah, fuck him.
Uncle Roy, that's how you run your company.
Yeah, you feel me?
Give my name to me.
Good, good.
Shallot, shallot.
Yup, yup.
Nice, nice.
Look at that.
Wait.
Bro, please question.
Where do you get the clothes?
Just Amazon.
$5.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you use Amazon?
Where you get this?
Adidas.
Adidas?
No, no.
Teamu.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you say?
Make it 30 million.
Yup, yup.
Let's see your receipt.
$114.
Cameraman, look at this, I got you know, $114 for 5 rice!
Is it too much?
Yeah, too expensive, don't come to LA.
$114 if you want to make the 5 rice.
Crazy, I know it's like by the big ass, by the stand.
Look, I got this too.
Oh, what is it?
I got rice.
Oh, packet rice?
I got rice.
Usually uncle Waddu don't like this kind of rice,
but this Korean brand so maybe it's okay.
Yeah, wait, look, I got another one.
Okay, so oil soy sauce, but olive oil. Hi, yeah
You need to use like canola oil, vegetable oil. This one white people oil
White rice
Yeah
okay okay but do you have time do you have time do you have rice cooker
this is the right look is it the head? i don't know it's a kitchen
whose kitchen is this okay okay nice this is my kitchen this is your kitchen
yes you got a lot of stuff yeah yeah all but i will come correct on your kids
thank you thank you yeah thank you wait how many kids got zero kids zero
are you first one yeah hopefully okay hopefully we will see okay look got it garlic all right good
Good, good, good.
Look, onions.
Onions.
Good.
Shallot pepper.
Eggs.
It correct.
Yeah, got everything right.
MSG.
That's our main.
I got it.
That's it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yup, yup, yup, good.
Yo, pulman soy sauce, nice.
And sesame oil.
Okay.
Hiya!
Damn, everything.
This everything?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, good.
Maybe Uncle Roger can add one protein,
like Chinese sausage or something.
Okay, it's okay. It's okay. It's not good. This one good step to start. Yeah, okay. Let's go cook. Okay
Wait, what's the first step like wait because I don't cook you don't cook. I wish I could it's like cut moon cut moon
Yeah, I'm gonna teach you today. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna find girlfriend if you don't cook
Do you have good friend you see it? Yeah, my girl gonna cook your girlfriend gonna cook. Yeah, okay
Make a woman cook. That's how I saying nice way
So you cook of course I'm going to cook everything your wife uncooked
No, no, no, I don't have wife my nephew Nigel. He got wife who not my nephew my nephew
Yeah, I think go I get rejected by all the auntie out there. Yeah. Yeah
I'm your nephew too. So okay come
So first step for fire eyes you have to you have to prepare everything. Okay?
Okay, you have to chop your chop your garlic
Shallot okay knife you have to have chopping board
But you see you live here, but why this kitchen?
It looks so industrial.
What kind of house do you live in?
This kitchen looks so industrial.
All stainless steel, very nice.
It is very nice.
You've never had a kitchen, bro?
I've never had a kitchen, but I have feeling
you've never cooked here before.
No, no, no, no, this is my kitchen.
Let's start, let's start.
I am so, first step, what's the first step, like?
Prepare all the ingredients.
Oh, all of them?
Prepare all the ingredients.
You don't wash your hands?
Of course you wash your hands.
But you take all the plate first, you can wash your hands here.
Wipe the soap.
See?
The soap?
Wipe the soap, somebody, you just peel the soap.
You don't need soap.
You need soap.
Oh, I like it.
It's so funny.
No soap, but the fire extinguisher.
Get your priority right.
Haiya.
If you're me, you gotta make sure it's straight.
If some, if, if, let that fire, we're all gonna die.
So you have to, so fuck the stove, we have to have this.
You know what I mean?
So you need one of these things to put all your ingredients together.
Okay.
Okay, and this?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to grab one.
I'm going to cook or you're going to cook?
No, I'm going to, you're going to teach me how to cook.
You're going to teach you how to cook.
Okay.
Then you need some of this little, little.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm carrying.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, small bowl like that.
Hiya hiya
Wait wait, Uncle Roger, how long have you been cooking?
I've been cooking since I was 3 years old
3 years old?
3 years old
Yeah?
People call it child labour, not a thing in Asia
Everything is child labour
Child labour? What does that mean?
Child labour, you make your kid work for you?
Your mom don't do that?
Wait, wait, you make your kid work for you?
Yeah, child labour
Oh that's how you're gonna have a kids home?
Yeah, that's why Uncle Roger, one lot of kids run around
around help me run that business okay okay do you have a knife okay oh let's
make it nice yeah you have no life yeah how you got no knife very sad
everybody
Now do a knife.
It's a mojito.
No knife, I was just going to chop stuff.
No, there is knife.
You chopped stuff with spoon.
With spoon?
With spoon, spoon, spoon.
Big ass please.
Oh why you got accent?
I thought you were taking an accent.
Big ass.
Wait.
Why are you here?
Oh, hiya.
Oh, hello, what's up?
What's up?
Wait, you're born in the States or you're born in Malaysia?
Born in Malaysia.
Say, ask me, I'm born in Taiwan.
Born in Taiwan? When you moved here?
Last year.
Last year?
Yeah, really.
How long have you been in here?
Uncle wants to live in US 2.5 years now.
Oh, say on me, why you moved here?
You like it here?
Yeah.
Oh, nah. Here more money. Here more money.
More money here.
Okay, okay. How about you? Same reason?
Angkor, I don't like the weather here better.
Yeah?
Malaysia weather too hot, too humid.
Oh yeah, you got it.
Angkor, I don't make money in IKR countries, so it makes no difference.
Oh, okay. Okay.
Okay, and then, of course, you need charging.
I think this is the best thing you can find, this lobby-ass charging.
Oh, the old bag of stuff.
Okay.
Wait.
After I wash it, we sell no sponge, or the A sponge.
It's kitchen.
Okay, I wash this chop.
You think it's good?
No.
Not good?
This looks disgusting.
Yeah.
This sponge got mold going on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, this sponge look like my ball sack, you know.
Green and flag together.
So you wash it.
Wait, so your ball sack is green?
Little bit.
If you don't wash it too long, it turns green.
No plot flow in there.
Come on, sit back.
Sit back. Nice. I'm going to watch you want to see.
Yeah, I'm going to show you later.
Mine, mine, mine.
What is it by Asian?
Small dick.
Big balls.
Really?
I got small dick and big balls.
Oh, I'm going to watch about big hairy.
Don't worry.
Oh, oh, oh.
Big hairy thing.
XXL size.
Oh, I think I got S.
S?
Yeah, S.
Don't worry, you can.
S, S?
Yeah, yeah.
S for S tier.
Shopping bar, shopping bar, okay, let's go, let's go, yeah, let's go, let's go, yeah, yeah.
Higher, higher, yeah.
I think I'll buy a big thing sometimes, but I think I'll buy a big thing, but like, God didn't give me a big thing.
When I'm born, my thing is small.
You can drink it, you know.
Yeah, you can drink it.
Okay, so, first chop the garlic.
Show us what you got.
Camera following me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Chop the garlic.
Like this?
This guy really f**king...
I love cooking.
I do stream.
I stream, I read my ad.
And people are going to send stuff to me.
How long you been streaming now?
2 years.
So what you do in the previous 17 years?
I'm in high school.
Hi, I don't teach you how to cook
Really? Yeah
Taiwanese education is terrible
No, no, no, don't do that
Look, the CEO from Taiwan
You can't even name the CEO from Malaysia
No, we're a terrible country, so nobody from there
We've got Michelle Yeo and Ronnie Chang
I don't know who that is
You don't know who that?
Malaysia
I don't know who in Malaysia
No
No, no, no, no, I don't know no wait
Well, you know all one famous thing about Malaysia, you know our missing plane
No, two-plane or he too young when the plane go missing wait. Do not point yet on a triangle
Not not try and go we just fly and then it just disappeared and a tree seven zero
Yeah, I'll look it up later. Okay. So first thing garlic
Garlic coming big as fuck like this. Hey, what you did it into little little girl. Yeah
Yeah, but it's just white. It's white.
It's like a ball if you have tumour.
Yeah. Yeah, you have to get it.
I like how it feels like.
It looks like a ball a little bit.
Yeah, nice.
It's just white, bro.
But usually a ball is black.
So I don't know.
Wait, I've never been on a train before.
Yeah? A few times?
Who should be?
Sometimes I do my own live stream.
Yeah, you should be.
But it's very tiring.
You have to stream for so long.
On the court, you don't have time.
Now you can anywhere you want.
Yeah, but then people don't like it.
People always roast you if you end too quick.
Yeah, but I say fuck man.
Really?
I say if you beat on my dick, I must smack the fucker.
Okay.
Yeah, that's what I say.
Do you know how to chop garlic?
Yeah.
So you peel it.
Okay, come.
Oh, my mom pitched me for him.
He told me to do this, like this, like this.
Boom.
Yeah, correct, correct.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and peel it.
Yup.
Camera, close up on his hand.
This is interesting, we want to see.
Close your mouth.
Okay, correct.
Now this, cut the end, hit it down, good, good, you know what I mean, yeah, okay, correct so far, but you haven't even started chopping yet?
Oh you got to chop? Oh no, no, no, no, no, easy, easy, okay, okay, okay,
I
Like that
Friend so you think you think this good. Yeah, show camera folks
I look at this look how uneven this is when you cook fried rice
You don't want people to eat this big s-piece and choke on
The chop pop
I show you
Alright
Peel peel peel
Sometimes when I eat stuff, I lie some shit stuff in my dough
Like
See, this is the way to chop it evenly
You first make two long cuts, okay?
And then
Chop like that
Okay, okay, damn, okay
See, see how nice and even this is
Hiya
Compare the two, compare the two
This nephew Ray, this uncle Roger
Yeah
Yeah, nephew Ray
I like that, nephew Ray
Nephew Ray
Yeah, nephew Ray
Okay
Uncle Roger, like streaming actually
Yeah?
Every PC in real time
Yeah, you can talk to your fan
Yeah, I talk
Yeah, but one day when I shoot me
I'll be on your thing all the time
You know what they say to me?
What?
What they say?
They come and open my eyes
That's the problem, Asian streamers
That's what I'm saying
They keep calling me small thing
But you tell I shall speak to open his eye, you know
Not, I show me, I show me
I show me, you see this thing before?
No, no, Uncle Wajie never, Uncle Wajie have no interest
He should call you I show rice
Yeah, because you're Asian, you know
Nah, they call me Ray Asian rice
Ray Asian rice?
Yeah, Ray Asian rice
See?
Yeah
So that's good, we chop everything up
Uncle Wajie gonna make your piece a bit smaller also
Okay, okay, okay
Wait, so what's a go-to food?
Like, every time I go to the kitchen, what's a go-to food like?
fried rice, noodles, fried rice, fried noodles, all that stuff, good, maybe some chicken, some beef, all that stuff
anything you want you can make, you know
yeah? what you got? story, LA?
no, no story, no restaurant here yet
I thought you're only at restaurant in Malaysia
in Malaysia?
one restaurant opening in April
you
You can change battery, you can change battery, okay?
I have a new technique, I try to have it charged and watch, but it still won't work.
Yeah, yeah, we go once, once, once.
Are we back? Are we back? We're back, we're back.
You feel me sometimes? Life change life?
Uncle Roger got one of those life change back pack also.
You wear this?
Yeah, you have to...
Wait, give me you?
No, no.
Oh, life change?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah, you need to get this.
It's not better.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's too expensive.
It's called like 30K.
30K?
Yeah, Uncle Roger.
No money.
You're 30K, bro.
Uncle Roger can't...
You be similar, YouTube or Twitch?
YouTube, YouTube.
YouTube?
YouTube.
I'm going to not stream that much, I've been like once, three times a year, I'm going to stream that much
Three times a year? Damn, man!
Too exhausting, you stream every day?
Nah, not every day, like almost every day
Almost every day? That's so busy, so busy
When I'm going to streaming, I'm eating at a restaurant, I just go stream, I start streaming and then I just eat at all the places
Oh, I know him. You like Kid. What's his name again? Kid Lee?
Kid Lee. Kid Lee.
Kid Lee, he don't stream, he just eat food in his car.
Correct?
Oh, you know him?
I'm going to don't know him personally.
Oh, bye bye.
Yeah, yeah.
He eats your food in his car.
Yeah.
Wait, so, oh, you stream?
You go to the restaurant and eat food?
Yeah.
Life's an IRL stream.
Let's go to the restaurant and eat food.
But I don't stream that much because every time I eat so much,
it's too full. Uncle wants to get fat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you know, shallot, same thing.
Why am I cooking for you now?
I'm not even invited.
You gotta teach me.
Shallot, the special chopping technique.
You chop it long way, then you chop.
Camera, you need to chop and you start.
You need to chop in middle like this, see?
Just slice it right in middle, okay?
And then, now when you slice,
Now everything into nice little pieces see.
Haiya.
No, not haiya.
It's fuyo.
Fuyo.
Wait, what does fuyo mean?
Haiya means when you fuck up it's haiya.
Oh haiya.
And it's too well.
It's fuyo.
Fuyo.
Haiya.
Fuyo.
Fuyo actually come in Asian slang but it comes from Taiwanese word.
Haiya.
Oh.
Sui.
Oh yeah.
If I will read it, you tell me.
Yeah, in Malaysia, we just steal your stuff and then we make it better.
Yeah, okay. We improve it.
I mean, not so long ago, bro.
I've been stealing stuff.
Who you stealing from?
I've been stealing like lingos.
Lingos.
Yeah, you know some lingos.
No, teach me some lingos.
Teach me some music.
Say that all.
I like work to my dad, work to my mother.
What, you're what?
Work to my mother.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
That mean I like, like, like, like...
It's a swear word, like with my mother, with my mother, like...
How do I explain, bro? Like with my mother,
they feel a bit bigger.
Something like that.
Missed that as.
Or like that.
That as.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that as just mean yes.
That as just mean yes, correct?
Yeah, okay.
Oh, and chop rice, chop rice.
What is chop rice?
Chop like, like, like, like.
Haiya chop rice, chop rice.
Oh, okay.
Negasi chop rice.
Who use this linguo? Is it young people linguo?
Yeah, you know Mali?
No.
You know, that's Zesty's dirty?
Zesty's dirty? Who, who's this?
Are you naming people? Are you naming chemical or medicine?
I'm not, I have no idea what you're saying.
Nah, it's the people but he makes Zesty's dirty, walking trophy.
Walking trophy, that's the name of a person.
Nah, it's a dance. You want me to show you the dance?
Can I show you the dance?
Okay, I gotta play a solo.
Play a solo?
Yeah.
Don't get copyright strike?
Nah, fuck that shit.
Yeah, read the copyright.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm show you.
I haven't heard a walking trophy in a song?
No?
Okay, I'm going to show you.
This is a dance.
You gotta do that.
Smooth.
All right, all right.
I'm gonna look.
Get it while I'm in trouble.
While I'm in trouble.
Make it while I'm in trouble.
Good!
That's very good!
Is this Suyo?
Yeah, Suyo!
Yeah, that's nice.
What is this?
It's a thing.
A washing trophy.
You've got some good dance moves, nephew Ray, you've got some good dance moves.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, you're in 53?
Yeah, 53.
52 now.
There's no way.
You have to retire soon.
There's no way in 53.
Why you don't believe me?
Can you believe me?
Every Asian person look young.
You're gonna look like me when you're 53 also, don't you?
Yeah, if you live that long.
53?
Okay, garlic shillet done.
Nah, it's 5.3 or 3.5.
5.3.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's just a diet of cigarette and fire rice.
You take from it like, it's like, you take from it like this.
It's smooth.
No, I think it's a dick.
I can't sort us, you know.
So much time, I don't use it anymore.
When I come, it just...
Sort us too.
Okay, okay, okay.
finish chopping yeah that's very good garlic, shallot, all good
yeah right chopping you guys okay next step
next step the other ingredient egg, egg, rice I can see we don't have rice cooker
egg and this yeah cool okay let's go with one yeah you can have one go on
thirsty yeah stir this girl maybe talking yeah not really gonna talk so
much yeah do you stream when you play yourself do you show yourself playing
game when you're streaming? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You know, I'm a pro gamer. Oh, really? I'm
probably a GTRP roleplay. Yeah, I'm probably a GTRP. Uncle, I don't actually know what you do. I know
you stream. Yeah. But you know, old people like me, we don't have time to watch three hours.
Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so what game play? Uncle, I don't play any game. Oh, the game I play,
this day I escaped from ICE. I hide from ICE. That's the game I play. Do you know ICE?
Yeah, I see the immigration people. Yeah, I'm from the immigration team. Yeah. Oh, that's a fun game. Yeah, I'm gonna try one day
It's not fun, I gotta try one day. I'm just walking on the LH3. I can have immigration. I am a immigration
And watch it. He catch me or not
He is going to get deported, you know?
No, I'm trying to run.
Yeah.
Oh, you know, he is an immigration team.
Oh, really?
He is from Dominican.
Dominican?
Yeah.
Is it Dominican Republic?
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice.
Welcome to America.
Yeah.
That's okay.
If ICE come to this kitchen right now, they're going to arrest us.
Yeah.
We're going to jail.
Yeah.
Okay, last thing to chop is the spring onion.
This one is easy, come come come
I know how to do it
Okay, don't cut yourself
Yeah, never, never like this one
Yeah?
That's too big
You ever eat fried rice with spring onion this big?
Yeah
Oh, yeah, this one
How small is the spring onion?
Yeah, just try it in Taiwan
You know that actually from Taiwan?
I know, that one, I bring it up
In Taiwan, you like in Taiwan?
Hell yeah
Nice, everybody like very good
yeah yeah yeah like this right this good small tea delicate yeah just like
yourself yeah no you know what I call me but they call me pretty bad bitch
pretty bad bitch yeah okay bad bitch nice what I call you what what to your
mother yeah yeah what's my mother just call me uncle Roger uncle Roger okay
okay okay no you know you know I don't really know where you live I live in
Atlanta
Atlanta?
Yeah
Why you live there?
Because all my friends over there
Okay
It's here better
It is better Asian food
Yeah Asian food so good here
What do you mean?
It's Atlanta
Atlanta no Asian food
At least there are too many Korean people
No, there's no Korean
There's no Korean?
There's no black people
All black people?
Okay, that's good also
Yeah
Every day I eat American daily
American daily?
American daily
What is that?
No, no, no, American daily
American daily
Oh, a big puffs.
Yeah.
Sandwich.
Yeah, no, no.
Like chicken wings.
Oh, chicken wings.
I should have Asian chicken wings better.
Korean chicken wings.
Oh my god.
Korean fried chicken.
Yeah.
Put sauce on there.
Yeah, so good.
That is nice.
I think they have Waffle House.
Waffle House the best.
Yeah, Waffle House.
When you're driving on highway, that's your only choice, correct?
Yeah.
Waffle House the best.
Waffle House.
They open every day.
tomato, snow
yeah, they don't care, they don't give a shit
yeah, 24 hours
I don't really like waffles, I fuck with it
I'm going to like the waffle hot sauce steak and egg
waffles are the worst steak ever
waffles are the worst steak?
yeah, no they don't
they have? no
like the breakfast menu, maybe it changed
what the fuck
even your Ouija guy know
Ouija? Ouija
Ouija, you're filming Ouija right now
What's it? What's we do? We do. Oh, I think I think why people pronounce it video
Oh video. Yeah, we do. I'm going to say that it's
We do it's someone nicer. We do a lot of slam of course of course
That's chop faster. It's not but I'm chopping that I I'm laughing
See you have you don't don't put your finger like this because then you're gonna cut so what's that?
Oh your finger like this so the knife
See I got to show you yeah, show me see if you pull your finger like this
This is why if you cut your finger, it's not good.
If you hold your finger like this,
then no matter how fast you move the knife,
you're not going to cut your finger, see?
Okay, but don't you feel this?
That was fast!
This one, the knife, not sharp enough,
it didn't actually chop.
But I just want to show you,
if you hold like this, it's safer for your finger.
That was fast!
Yeah?
Okay.
I think we need to chop a few more, you're too slow.
Yeah?
A few more?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got already, you got it bro.
Okay, okay.
food or say full your food your food your food your yeah let me when you sorry it's
hi yeah yeah anything nephew Ray do is hi yeah anything uncle Roger do is
for you just learn just learn man bro oh ass oh wait you're always to go you
Oh, shit
Yeah, what do you want to be when you grow up? Oh
I mean I'm ready to grow up
Your frontal cortex not developed yet Jeffrey S. Dean still gonna still gonna want you you too
You so young Jeffrey S. Dean still want you who Jeff?
Island
If I say I'm a fucking
Okay, he did already you too late
He can not he can not arm me because I I must say yes. I'm a fucking back. You mean you can fuck Bill Gates
Yeah, you know about the f-steam file
Yeah, I see that it's crazy
Okay, see you spring onion all done. You're so easy so quick
You know diddy party did the party didn't want to never been invited. You're very safe
You want me to go cater for them?
If you want me, I'm going, I'm gonna fuck
You're gonna go to DT party?
Yeah!
You're gonna be the one they fuck, you know?
No, no, no, I'm gonna fuck them back, okay?
You can try, okay?
I'm making some sure, we're making some sure
We're making a new DT party
Okay
You wanna come?
I'm glad you're okay, I'm glad you want to stay at home
thing at home. Let's see let's see what Chad's saying. This world is PR nightmare good thing good
thing you don't have PR. Yeah much you could. Wait I thought you got good PR. Whole time you
don't have no PR. You told my dick and balls. What? I thought you got PR. Whole time now you don't
have even one PR. No PR. This is bad. Uncle Roger. How do you know if I got no PR? What? You ordered
and Duke you know Duke who's Duke you know Duke no who's Duke he might what
my friend your friend okay he's he's like almost 40 years about but you
older than him yeah crazy bro okay uncle watch your life why you do that
I'm quite you like to split the egg yolk out you don't have a egg yolk no
uncle watch you want to use two egg white and one egg yolk one more yeah bring
Bring me another bowl, bring me another bowl.
Okay, okay.
Uncle Roger, you don't trust me like cooking bro, like I'm a good cooker.
You say you don't like cooking?
I mean, I cook noodles and shit. It's good?
Yeah, I like cooking.
Okay, Uncle Roger, let me mix that in the top of my bag.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I don't...
Go get some chopstick.
You don't want to drink, I can...
See? Oh my god.
Bag!
Yeah.
Hiya!
Camera, don't catch this one.
Alright.
I can't do better than you. One hand with one hand, watch. Try, try, try.
Yeah, okay, just a second, just a second, yeah, yeah, watch.
Don't you look.
Oh, nice, nice!
Sweet yop. Sweet yop.
Alright, get some chopstick, now you have to mix the egg together.
Wait, chopstick? I don't know, I don't know the things I chopstick.
Oh, right. Oh, oh.
Uncle Roger, bad news.
What?
No chopsticks.
Okay, just kidding, fuck.
Yeah, fuck, fuck.
I'll look for it.
Yeah, hiya.
Hiya, man.
Chop rice, man.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Hiya.
Okay, little tip.
Yeah.
You cook up egg.
With MSG?
With MSG in there.
Yes.
You lost MSG.
It's flavorful.
Why do you like MSG so much?
Does it taste good? Try it? Try it?
Yeah, I'm trying it.
Do you like what other white powder you like?
Come, come.
Mmm!
Oh, mommy!
Mmm!
Okay, let's stir it around, mix it up.
It's kind of salty.
Little bit salty.
Asian people love MSG, bro.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Have you ever made...
What's his name? Gordon Ramsay?
Gordon, yes. Uncle Roger met with him before.
He cooked together before.
How do you say your parents?
He loved it.
Gordon and Uncle Roger, we filmed many videos together.
He's a very nice guy.
He's nicer than you.
He's older than you also.
He's nice than me.
He's got a whole crew and everything.
You have just one poor video guy.
You're a beauty guy.
I don't feel the same.
you see this is not like back in the days we bring twice if you need help see
blinking twice now she pay you does he feed you he came from
higher higher higher okay that makes together all good now the problem is
the rice because you don't have rice cooker I think we have to use this
Korean instant ready that's not saying thing guy bring this well if it in
What are you gonna do? Cook?
Oh my god.
I am too old.
I'm glad you bent down.
I'm not like back hurt.
How do you even use this?
Oh, you already cooked?
Yes, I already cooked.
I'm glad you never actually eat one of these rice before.
I always make rice from scratch.
You gotta heat it up.
Yeah, that's how I say it.
That's cold.
You just eat cold rice.
That's fine.
That's fine. The quality.
Okay.
Hmm.
A little bit dry, but actually,
dry is good for fine rice.
Okay?
Okay.
You don't need to heat it up.
You just put it in the bowl.
Put it in what?
Bowl, bowl, bowl.
What bowl?
I don't know mine.
That is yours. I'm moving it.
Hmm.
I can't see.
Wait, what are we doing right now uncle?
Oh, we add the rice in the egg.
No, no, no, no, you don't do that.
No?
You're just preparing everything right now.
Wait, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't.
Oh, we're not using this one, we're using this one.
Oh, okay, okay.
So let's put the rice back in.
What chat saying?
Chat, I don't know.
Let's chat like the cooking so far.
Yup, chat huh.
I've been doing this.
How it is of our mentally, emotionally, physically, spend one if you're a boy, spend two if you're a girl, spend three if you're a lady boy.
Lady boy is unfortunately your favorite. Have you been to Thailand?
Oh my God! You know what happened to me? You know the street full of girls?
Yeah, like Bangkok?
Yeah, Bangkok, you know what they did to me? What they did to you?
Look, they said three.
Three? Oh, lady boy, okay.
You know what they did to me? I'm walking on the street, right?
This is how I'm grabbing my dick like this, I do this.
Wee-yo!
Yeah!
It's the first time your dick ever gets touched, correct?
Yeah, yeah.
Do you know what happened to me?
Oh, fucking a bitch, right?
Us, us, us.
Are you down?
I'm like, wait.
Is that balls?
Yeah.
I'm here from the back.
Balls don't swing.
There's a ball in the dick.
You have to be fucking a ass.
You have to check that atom app.
Yeah, but I'm like, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna put it in.
I'm like fucking, I'm just keep going.
You feel me?
yeah okay I like I let you little nephew you're very honest on the street yeah yeah I don't
cut in the lives okay the rice actually look okay usable usable a little bit dry oh I know what you
do what no no you don't put don't put MSG put it during cooking okay okay and now we put this
oh you put all those stuff together at the plate and we get ready to put everything together yes
correct because you're so bad at cooking, uncle Roger need to prepare everything nicely for you
okay are you right or left-handed oh right hand okay so see you put this to the right of the stove
soy sauce do you want uncle Roger to measure it out for you yeah you just use just use feeling
just use sesame oil wait oh oh you get the oven get it cooked put oil
play i'm saying yeah okay okay okay i'm hold on i'm i don't want to write if that is ass i'm
saying okay don't worry not gonna be okay okay okay let's see if that's your ass i'm gonna be on your
dick okay we need the ball we need the ball right the cook is back we need to play play
Play, play, play.
Okay, after that you're ready to come down.
Oh!
Play to me.
Play, oh, play.
Ready, chill, everybody.
I'm going to be chillin', I'm ready.
I'm going to play it so fun.
I'm going to watch it all the days.
I'm going to have a chat.
I'm going to watch it.
I like your people, I like your music.
Don't you leave the chat.
Oh, yes.
Oh, very funny.
Nice ain't that funny?
All you put in this in there?
I can put this in there.
Now we eat wok.
Where's your wok?
What wok?
Wok? You want to cook fried rice with wok?
Where's wok?
Pan.
A pan?
Wok, you use pan. This is white people kitchen.
For sure no wok.
So you just get some pan.
Okay.
Fried pan.
Wait, you can peel by a kitchen that is white black Asian?
This is just white people kitchen.
The pestle and mortar.
the most pathetic, the smallest pestle and mortar up there.
What is this?
This is like more like lollipop than pestle.
This is like white people kitchen.
Asian kitchen, it's gonna be outdoor.
It's gonna be smelly.
Correct, white people kitchen,
it's gonna be just organized.
Yeah, organized.
Look at this, 57 different salad bowl.
Hiya, of course, it's white people kitchen.
Ah, so what's like a black kitchen to buy?
Black kitchen, it's just fried chicken.
Mmm that's a good thing. That's a very particular fried chicken. Yeah, we love fried chicken.
Okay, see? There's no wok. Yeah, no wok. We need to get pan. Oh, there's no wok. Okay,
there we go. Okay, okay, okay. Wait one. Okay, okay. This is good. This one's gonna be
very difficult for you. This stainless steel pan. Look, look. Yeah, you have to wash it
little bit nobody washed it but that one not non-stick you're gonna fuck it up
this one is non-stick like you you need non-stick pan
this one? yeah yeah yeah yeah see the flat? yeah that's good okay
when you want get the bigger one bigger one yeah
because fire rice needs a lot of space yeah this
is it clean? go check it
go clean go clean oh this is not clean this is not clean
yep so okay okay okay okay okay
so you want to just wait here while you wash
I want to wash yeah
can I know you owe you got the rest of the little bit
yeah okay I'm watching for you I'm watching for you
thank you thank you
yep yep yep
check
Let's say uncle is ready in 20 years.
Oh, oh, maybe, maybe, maybe check out me.
Maybe.
Oh my God, I don't want to put my fucking shit here.
You need a big one, no I don't, no I don't.
So, so check it out for me.
20 years later, I'm going to be the uncle.
That's what I'm saying?
Oh, oh, oh, five years, in five years I'm gonna be like that.
Very funny, hiya, hiya, what are you doing, bro?
Check, washing is my kind of shit.
I used to be a dishwasher, no, no, no, not really, I used to be doing the play,
How does he say that? Waitress?
Yeah, he's a waiter?
Yeah, he's a waiter.
Oh, busboy.
What was the busboy?
He's got a team of the two of you.
Yeah, that's me.
And I'm close, close.
I know.
Because the place that I work at is like inside of life.
How does he say that?
It's like a...
It's like a buffet.
A buffet?
Mm-hmm.
It's like a buffet.
So all that thing is like take the plate out and then put it back.
That's it.
Yeah, look at the pain pain in Taiwan shit like
I'm capable
$3.00. How you love it? Hi, you're a bad bad
Three dollars, bro. Our hour
Nice I three to five
You feel me even Taiwan no, bro, that shit lowest fucking time
I want to do it.
Hurry up, you, you, you, you, you.
Yo, your shirt is good.
It's black.
Come on, check.
I don't think you're watching this.
This is literally black.
Check, see that?
I'm watching this way, bro.
Why you watch dishes take so long and half an hour already?
No, no, no. This is black, right?
Yeah, I'm kind of skinny and I shall wash with this.
Shall we wash with this?
Define, so kill all the bacteria.
Oh, yeah?
Come on.
So all of the non-thyrites, everybody hungry.
Nobody hungry.
Everybody in chat dying of hunger already.
They can't even eat a food right here.
Right here.
Oh, yeah.
This is bad pain.
Like, it's probably older than me.
You can't supposed to be like this,
Pan not supposed to be perfect.
What you want?
If you're Pan perfect, then you don't cook.
Oh, okay, you got it, you got it, you got it.
Yeah?
Hi, yeah.
So your fan, your viewer,
just like to see this two hour or few,
not good again if you just wash your hands.
I mean, I mean, they're gonna watch me,
so like, I'm watching right here.
Okay, okay.
I don't know, check.
I mean, they're gonna watch me.
I like to do shit slow. I like to do shit like clean, slow, take your time.
You just get cheap the time.
No, you know life is long. You should not like rush, you know what I mean?
But I say don't rush greatness.
Life is short. Rush everything.
Yeah?
Okay, no put me at a time to see who watches.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Use the big one, I'm going to say use the big one.
Wait, you're not using this one?
No, we just use the big one.
Hi!
You tell me too. Oh my god yo.
You know I'm sponsored by Adidas?
Really? Yeah. To do what?
Um, streaming. Open box.
Adidas used to sponsor like successful athletes.
You know tennis player, football player, and now they sponsor you, I yeah.
Really chop off, that's really fallen off.
What are you saying?
Now they sponsor this nerd word.
So you sponsored Cristiano Ronaldo, now they sponsor Ray the streamer.
It's still sponsored Messi?
And it's sponsored me? I mean like me and Messi, I said little.
No, no, I think you like the plan F.
You may see that Namco won the choice.
Oh, I'm playing it.
For you, I guess we've got budget left over.
Let's visit this skinny Asian.
But why not my date, Namco?
Like, I will start with you, bro.
What do you expect me to do?
I don't like this, bro.
I'm gonna live stream and just be nice.
Yeah, well, I like...
Why do you keep cooking me, bro?
Like, damn, man.
We have to be entertaining.
And roasting you is the most entertaining thing
that this stream has seen so far.
Yeah?
Yeah.
It's just roasting him and washing dishes.
Which one do you think more entertaining?
You just tell me?
Yeah right, you've been doing this shit for a long time.
Yeah.
How long have you been doing like internet for?
Internet 5 years now.
Yeah 5 years, yeah you know how this shit works.
Longer than you were.
Since you were born.
Nah, probably longer than you were.
Do you have a big money?
Yes.
Okay.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready bro.
Uncle what you gonna tell you with the order of all?
Yeah, tell me the order.
I'm doing myself.
First, wear your special.
You need special.
What special?
Like little thing to poke the walkway.
Hi yeah, I'm gonna try something.
Oh I know, I know, this!
Okay.
This one?
Okay, yeah because you use non-stick pan wood it's good.
Yeah, is this wood?
Nah, this is like silicone.
That's plastic.
No, you don't want this.
Take the wood I picked.
This is wood.
Okay.
I will ask you to wash it, but it's gonna be another half hour.
So don't wash it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Remember first you have to dry it.
oil and water mix you're gonna spray everywhere okay you can dry with paper
towel or you can dry with heat also okay so first step you want to throw
garlic and shallot in together no first step is oil sorry first step is this
canola oil okay so we are going to prepare for you I like taking care of
of my kid. So first step is oil. I mean, be prepared for the kid. Yeah. Yeah. Oil go in little
bit. Don't get it too hot. Then garlic and shallot go in. All right. How much? No, no,
you're not eating you to stand. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you don't fuck up later. Yeah. Okay.
Oil, garlic, shallot, until you smell the fragrance, then you put to choke the egg in.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Once it go in, stir around. Don't let it completely become solid.
Then the rice go in.
I'm gonna watch a few.
This may be too much rice,
but we place right here.
We improvise.
Okay.
Yeah.
Rice go in after rice,
soy sauce,
and then stir around the bay,
cook, cook, cook.
And then at the end,
oh, where's the MSG?
MSG?
Yes.
Soy sauce and MSG,
and then at the end,
sesame oil and spring onion.
Ah, I know.
The shit is just saying,
Come out in my left ear, come in my left ear, come out on my right ear.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
You got, so just do it step by step.
Why are you in here?
Okay.
I got to telling you this because everything gonna go very fast when you start.
It's easy though, like, but you're just gonna put,
you're just gonna put everything in, bro.
It's like easy, bro.
No, it's not.
Okay, let's see what you've got.
Yeah?
Come, turn it on.
Okay, hang on.
Let's see if you even know how to turn on.
No, I feel like this is not working, yeah, yeah, this, this, this don't work.
This really, this really doesn't work.
What can you tell me?
Is this here?
It's a white kitchen.
You're right, you're right.
Yeah, and this, this fire stuff is not working.
So what's the fire, what's today for?
If there's all this kitchen equipment, not a sink.
Oh look!
You want to cook there by the too dark?
Your fan? Your viewer? You can't see anything.
Light it up.
I'm open.
It's just like...
Hiya, Uncle Roger. Hiya.
I'm going to try to up your production value.
Because from what I see here, it's terrible.
Yeah?
You think it's terrible?
Yeah, just like too harsh.
And the microphone too far.
I mean, I mean, I mean.
I'm going to get a shimmer, bro.
the light the light is off
open
no
hiya
that is working
hiya
oh
yeah
okay I guess you just need to use your light on top of the camera
okay
so let's go
are you ready
yeah I'm ready but
this part I'm going to throw in a camera
quite a dough in a can. This is a little bit warm, be careful.
Okay, nephew, wait a minute.
I think what?
Huh?
It's a bit hot.
There's no space for you to put all your stuff.
Okay, I can put it right here.
Okay, then you need to walk.
You're not very efficient.
Oh!
Oh, this is a fire!
Nah, this is a fire!
No, that's a temperature demote.
Okay, yeah, let's cook here. Just put it.
Yeah, cook here.
Okay, so where are you going to place that?
What?
Where are you going to place that?
Where are you going to put it?
Are you going to put it right here?
I think this one, okay, I can put that.
Wait, why are you going to put it right here?
That hot also, touch it?
So you can just cook it.
No, you're not going to cook it.
This is my job.
Okay, okay.
Careful.
Okay, we put it here a little bit hot, but you're okay.
Okay, okay.
okay ready yeah let's see what he got
guide you first step right first step first step turn on fire oh
it's a little lower little lower we're not very good at controlling feet yet
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay avoiding
Alright, how much? Use feeling. Use feeling?
Yeah.
Okay, that good?
Eh, not enough?
Yeah?
Let's swirl the oil around.
So you know where the oil hot enough is.
The oil stops sticking.
See, right now the oil is very sticky.
The oil is going to get a bit hot.
Yeah, so wait a bit.
Okay, so right now?
Right.
No, no, no.
Right now, garlic and shallots first.
Take the oil and put it in the saucepan.
You see now the oil is a lot more watery, a lot smoother.
Yes smoother.
It still smells soap from this pan.
Did you get it off properly?
Yes, I did.
It smells like soap.
I made it.
You get your soap.
The whole fire rice is going to taste like soap.
What do you smell of soap?
It smells like soap.
So we got to rewash it?
No, no, no. Just give Uncle Roger paper towel. Paper towel? Paper towel. Where? Where? Where? Where?
Oh! Oh! There we go! Oh!
Thank you. Thank you. She's like a savior. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
You're paper towel? No.
Oh. That is nephew Ray, mom.
Cross my mom. You see, I come Asian. You're white. You adopted. That's why.
Wait, I'm not going to wipe it with the towel.
I'm not going to wipe it.
Wait, you're going to do it?
No, no, no.
I'm just joking.
I'm going to wipe it down because it really smells like salt.
Okay, I'm not 100% Taiwanese.
You know how 100% Malaysian thing?
Yeah, you know.
Malaysian?
You're not 100% Taiwanese, but you're 100% annoying.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, that's kidding. Don't be sad, don't be sad.
No, I'll never be sad, bro.
Why would I get sad by like 35, 40 years old, or 50 years old me, bro?
I'll never be sad by 50 years old me, bro.
You feel me? Yeah, I feel you.
You're all ass, bro. Still the same dick, like, like...
Don't worry. Still got bad view.
Terrible. My uncle Roger.
No money.
Because I talk about dick joke too much.
Yeah. Okay, start.
It's going to be more in, okay?
I've been told to fix your... It's still getting better.
Oh! Very smart!
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put some oil in.
Wait. Oh, you're okay.
This one, this one.
Oh, this one.
Wait, let's go.
No, it don't smell like dishmarking.
I don't know.
It smell like paint.
That's good.
Okay.
Little...
Ah, we watch.
Too much too much.
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh hiya!
There's so much oil, America gonna invade it, you know?
Yeah, so what should we do, bro?
Throw it away?
Throw it somewhere.
Yeah.
Give me another bowl, give me another bowl.
Look at this, there's just so much oil in there.
Hiya.
Let's do like a drink.
Yeah, like a whole juice, like a beverage.
yeah what's your favorite beverage oh my god watch you know where you go what it's
going to be you and go to a hockey way you know never never never no chop cheese
chop cheese no you know chop cheese you never had chopped cheese but it's chopped
cheese this is a kind of food wait you never had um bacon and cheese yeah bacon
Cheese? No, but instead, bring me there next time, we like to be eating chocolate cheese.
It's in New York!
Okay, I'm going to go sometime.
Yeah, you gotta go New York.
If you cook your fried rice well, then I'm going to go have chocolate cheese with you.
Okay? Yeah.
Come, come faster.
Wait, what do I do?
Garlic and shallot.
Garlic, shallot.
Throw it in.
Don't be scared.
Just show, just show.
Show, show, show.
It's true, don't waste anything.
That's right, that's right.
Okay, get the spatula stir-around
How you don't know never never never you the food like you do food
That's a lot you a man. Okay. Do you smell the fragrance you smell it?
You smell oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Very good. What's the trigger?
Unfortunately moving this away from fire. So keep it on time
Okay, stir it. Stir it around. Get ready, your rice is going to come in. Okay, rice is coming in now.
Okay, rice, okay, everything is so flat. Okay, stir it around, stir it around.
Oh, not like this, I'm going to show you. Not like this stirring. You need to do, first you need to break up the rice.
Oh, okay.
You need to stir like this, see?
Push it around.
Oh!
See the nice golden, golden brown, golden yellow.
So nice.
Golden brown?
How do you know my fish?
Your fish is golden brown?
My fish name is Golden Brown.
Ah, okay.
Watch MDA?
No.
What do you watch?
Uncle Roger just watched Tai Chi Vido on YouTube.
What's that?
All people doing Tai Chi, you know.
Oh!
Exercise.
You know my set, right?
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And Taiwan?
yeah hell yeah i mean at the same age you got that at my age wow that's a very good age
what how do you feel about having sun like you oh i think it's out of you or is it just a
tension oh i don't have it like sometimes i like to spoil it okay now the soy sauce go in
soy sauce soy sauce soy sauce don't just wet on wet point around the perimeter okay okay okay
just okay that's good that's good yeah okay okay okay okay okay don't put too much because you
You can always add more, but you cannot reduce.
Yeah.
See now, the color gets even better.
Right.
MSG, MSG.
MSG, MSG, MSG.
How much, how much?
Feeling.
OK, feeling.
That good.
OK.
That good.
OK.
MSG.
That can't be something Asian people think, though.
You want to toss around a bit?
Yeah, I'm trying.
Careful.
I don't want to toss all the shingles.
Go.
One hand, one hand.
left hand, because your right hand, the right hand to carry the spatula.
Keep it some air time, keep it some air time.
Nah, I got you right.
Why are you so weak?
Yeah, I'm weak.
So skinny.
It's good?
No, come, come.
Yeah.
Make it go down first, see?
Uh-huh.
Like here.
Oh my god.
That's very good.
You're just doing this.
That's my first time doing that.
Okay, hopefully you get better.
Yeah, hope so, hope so.
Oh my god, that actually is good.
Okay, try it, taste test.
Get one fork.
And try it, and then you try it.
If you think you need more sauce, then finish it off with sesame oil and spring onion going.
Okay.
Sesame oil, sesame oil.
Sesame oil, you're open.
Feeling, feeling.
Feeling.
Good, good.
Hi, I've got MSG.
MSG, okay.
More?
A little bit.
Okay, thank you.
A bit more MSG.
Very, very good.
Good.
You can heat some.
Sesame oil and heat.
Don't go wrong together.
Okay.
Try it now.
Much better, correct?
Fill me.
What that mean? That mean good or bad?
I mean fill me, like, it's good.
I was very good with them.
They are actually very good.
You might be the master of F5R.
F5R.
Get on the plate so we can put it.
Yo.
Camera, close up.
If you take this, it will look good.
Look at that.
I love you
Nah, you might be the goat
You might be the goat of egg fried rice
See, it's so simple, just like four ingredients
No meat, nothing
We create something out of nothing
Pretty good
Free, y'all
Let your video guy try
Yeah, try it, man
Video guy?
This is first meal of the year
Yeah, first meal of the year, but he never eat it
Oh, fuck it, bro
Uncle Roger said he can eat it, he can't eat it
I'll give you one more plate, man.
Here, try it, bro. If it asks, say it asks.
Yeah, if it asks, just give it thumbs down.
If it could, give it thumbs up.
Yeah, try it, bro.
It's a lot of soy sauce.
Wait, so let's go back.
I love you.
Okay, okay, a lot of soy sauce. I think it's just right
Okay
If you use less soy sauce, I'm gonna be fun
Actually quite
Yo, it's better than Panda Express.
Nah, hell yeah.
How do you like Panda Express?
It's not bad actually.
I'm still over here though.
Now, bury the macoboves.
Nah, I'm still gonna bury the ass though.
How much is it?
Oh.
Oh, you wanna sit here?
I'm still over here though.
Okay.
Ooh.
This should move.
Check what you think of Uncle Wajid's High Rise.
Yeah, check.
I wish you asked me in Britain.
I would have told you to get Chinese sausage and white pepper gonna bring the
fire oh I look like all video look I look like all bigger and look later look
I'm calling Roger, Ike Fire Rice, first coat the wok with oil
but you know what the difference in this video in that video I use
Hainanese chicken rice as the rice base that why I don't season it with a lot of
thing because the rice already flavorful but this time you start from just pure
white rice so you need more shit to it. Everything is a science. What the fuck are you just saying bro?
What the fuck? Do you know what Hananese chicken rice is? Hell no. No? What's that?
They're a good Asian dish and you've been to Thailand called Kao Mang Guy in Thailand.
What's Kao Mang Guy? Is that chicken rice dish? Now all I focus is they touching my dick. Okay okay.
I got to Thailand for the food. You teach Uncle Ratcha your new slang Uncle Ratcha to teach you about food.
Yeah, you know what I eat? I eat a scorpion.
Scorpion?
Scorpion, you know scorpion?
Yeah, I eat scorpion.
Yeah, I eat like, like...
What you think about scorpion?
Nasty.
It tastes good.
I, you know, I have a taste. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
how do I say it?
French fries.
Mmm.
Yeah, crunchy.
No, I can't eat it.
Have you had it before?
Scorpion.
No.
You don't want it?
No, I don't want to eat scorpion.
I prefer rice.
You look younger in real life.
I look younger in real life?
Thank you, thank you.
Look.
Let me show you some people.
Let me show.
It was 5 years ago.
Let me take it back.
It's okay though.
I look older before.
This Korean instant rice is not bad.
You can see it's short grain rice.
I got the benchmark.
Not bad for a ferret, not uncororatio, no.
But anyway, all I'm saying is, in that Vigio.
My ferret?
What are you people saying in Vigio?
It's Vigio bro.
It's Vigio.
Vigio, it's so awkward for your mouth to say Vigio.
Vigio.
So much movement in your mouth.
Try saying Vigio.
It's so...
Vigio.
Use your tongue.
Like you say that, who gonna know what you're saying?
Everybody know what Vigio means.
What the fuck is Vigio?
Vigil, check you let uncle watch you know do you know what I mean when I say Vigil
It's so easy to say he just roll off your tongue Vigil Vigil Vigil instead of Vigil
Vigil Vigil
What the fuck bro? You got a lot going on huh?
Mmm, you've been in a hurry for all for too long
But all the party the fails as you can your head. I don't go to this party. Okay?
I'm gonna go one day watch and I'm gonna let you know how I'm gonna put baby oil on you
Yeah, I'm gonna put it on my body. I'll be slipping around
Slipping and sliding. You know pick as bad. You know, did you got big big bad? Mmm. I'm a buy one. Oh big bad
Yeah, the big bad. I'm a buy one. I think you're gonna sleep in it alone. No, no, no, I'm like 10
10 people all means
All guys, yeah, okay, we're gonna grab the board and tweezers. She's not poking us. She's a son. That's that fun
Remind uncle Roger why here again?
You don't be I thought I just gonna come here and we make some nice fire rice make some wholesome content to get not not
This wholesome content where I got a wholesome talking about duty party uncle what I just want to entertain people with good fire rice
hmm that's that's that's some old shit bro like I start doing that bro okay
like like only my friend right bro teach uncle Roger how to be young I bet
first of all I think I know how to dance how to dance I think I know how to do the
walking trophy show me again show me again but you're looking I bet I can play
the song.
Let me show you.
I'm not going to do that. It's very good. Very good. I'm not going to do that.
This is my go-to song bro, yeah, yeah
This is your cook, very nice, nice to have you cooking this
Let's say uncle trying to go home, uncle want to go home, uncle so done with you
Yeah, because you say it's all sorts of crazy shit
But you act like you're gonna do that
What?
I'm very wholesome and nice, I just make fried rice, I teach you how to cook
That's all I do
We're all men, we know how you do
You know what I mean?
You just don't show on cam
I show on cam
Cause I don't know from
That true, that true, that true
Yeah
Where you stream at?
Is this Twitch or YouTube or what?
It's Twitch
Or OnlyFan?
Yeah
You have OnlyFan?
PongHawk
Mmm
ConHawk my favorite
You know X
You know Jbo?
J what?
Jbo
Jbo no
You know X
Lidl?
No
You know back
Oh you mean Xvjo?
I brought you up Xvjo
You know um
I like called um
Daddy help? No.
Ma? Daddy help me.
Daddy help me or not? Daddy help?
I don't know. Con Hub.
I'm only fan.
You be fucking?
No. Not anymore.
You still? Ever since my ex wife left.
No more. Wait so you got a wife right now?
Hmm? You got a wife right now?
No, I'm going to single right now.
Nobody. Nobody?
Yeah. So where the kids come from?
It's not me having kids.
you having kid my nephew Nigel who's Nigel in my nephew he helped me film my
video he might he might wait so that's not your kid no it's not my kid that's
not your kid so wait wait just take care of him take off the kid for him so you
like me you say you got a kid coming nephew Nigel got kid coming I don't have
kid coming yeah okay you get it now no no it okay you will get it soon when
You like the Asian chip leaf?
What's the name?
Chiffley.
Keith Lee.
The guy who eats food in his car.
He's a different. You go to a real store and cook fried rice.
No, Uncle Roger eats food in my rickshaw.
That's what I do.
You know what I do?
You should like Keith Lee's regular food.
Can't come anytime where he lives?
I say Atlanta.
Atlanta? Okay, then you can come.
Yeah, I'm going to make fire eyes for you. You can eat in your side one person. You really want to like a food
Mmm, I'm gonna think Jamie Oliver
Who's that? There's some British chef. He fuck up so many Asian food
Wait, wait, you should go watch uncle watch it review Jamie Oliver. We Jamie Oliver visual. Yeah, you know who's that?
He put chili jam in his egg fried rice uncle watch I want to cook with him so I can teach him how to make egg fried rice properly
Jamie Oliver. Yeah, Jamie Oliver. Yeah. He fucks up all UK food. Correct. He's not beef with him. Yeah, with Jamie Oliver.
Jamie Oliver. Correct. Why you hate him? Because he keep fucking up Asian food. He fucks up Fire Rice. He mess up Ramen, mess up Sopa, mess up Thai green curry,
for Briyani every Asian dish he messed up he even was cooked than you was
good at me yeah and he do this for life he do this for life he sells so many
cookbook ah it really go to show you can achieve anything you want if you
bullshit enough people huh don't worry uncle what you got cookbook coming up
This year of the book of yeah, I can fix the world. No more bad Asian cooking. Yeah, you're gonna buy my cookbook
Yeah, yeah coming out November. Oh, yeah, it's really a book. It really it took you know what?
Oh, it's yeah, I read books. Oh you read you know, you know, I know
Car Tyson that Tyson that yeah, I know of him. Yeah, he read books. So I read books to okay
I feel a bit dictionary dictionary. Yeah, that was from the letter a
What I tell you on right now
like like f f you got you you know I went halfway there keep going yeah yeah I
be reading books and shit when the kids when I got I got new book coming out
when my new book come out I sang really I'm really thinking really on
street oh you know I got noodles coming up this is a noodle yeah what kind of
noodle like ramen noodle instant noodle yeah cuz I brought you want to try
Mmm, yeah, yeah
When it coming out this year, what it call?
Raymond noodle. Raymond. No my name Ray. It's a Raymond noodle. Raymond. Oh nice plate on wood. Nice pun, nice pun
Mmm, what's all saying? It tastes good, but what it tastes like tell us. No, I haven't decide what flavor though
I haven't decide. I got something in mind. I want to do one spice and one no spice. Okay, okay
Where you eat spicy? I find Asian people, besides Chinese, we can re-eat spicy.
All right, eat spicy all the time, and from Malaysia, remember?
Junko is spicy.
Junko Asian.
Junko Asian?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
We look at, I mean, we live in Junko.
We come from Junko.
That would be...
Oh!
Oh, Junko, that rocks.
That rocks.
That forest.
Yeah.
Junko.
That dirty.
Yeah.
That spicy.
Uncle, do you want to try a noodle?
Yeah.
You can't even cook.
You can't even come up with noodles.
Who can buy from you?
You can't even cook?
I don't need to cook.
I make noodles.
I'm not going to cook noodles.
I don't cook my own noodles.
Okay, okay.
As long as it tastes good,
Uncle, I just want to try.
It can taste good though.
I'm going to stream together.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to see how you make instant noodles.
See how you fuck it up.
Oh my God, I can't see.
It's going to taste like soap.
No, I'll never fuck it up.
Okay, I just know I do I put water first right water. Mm-hmm. Well, wait a boy. Oh, okay noodles in
season
You know me see I'm a little packet. Yeah MSG in death. Mm-hmm eggs
You add it as in there and then some meat meat and then I like five four million take it out
Okay, easy easy. Hopefully everybody buy it to support him. Yeah
I hope everyone buy the book. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, where's my restaurant?
Where where you're all?
No, I've got one in London coming soon. I don't go to London. Oh, I might. I'm in Cherry
Match. I might. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come come relax.
Open here. You live here.
It's fine. If there's any niece and nephew out there who know any restaurant people.
I'm quite a to poor now. No money to open this from here. Stand on my money.
in Malaysia and London
Where is it?
In Malaysia
We got fried rice on there
but it's not just fried rice
it's a lot of different things
and all sorts of Asian fusion
some Japanese food, Chinese food
and Malaysian food
What about Japanese food?
We have one dish we call
salmon ochazuke
Do you know what ochazuke is?
It's like dashi broth with rice
congee. It's so good. It tastes very good. You know what's my favorite Asian food? What?
You know hot pot. Hot pot? No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh my god. Bomboclate. Bomboclate.
Bomboclate. You know what I mean? You like the noodle guy. You know the noodle guy at
Haiky Lau. Yeah. Yeah. We've been here before in Taiwan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're so skinny.
I think they mistake you for the noodle. It's gonna pull you. That's what they gonna do to you
Yeah, I'm gonna treat you like that noodle. Yeah, I think I think it's a bit. It's you like me
Take you like me. Yeah, yeah, that's really me
There's no Asian people at the party you only gonna be the first one
Okay
I've ever watched it
No, you gotta watch it.
There's a lot of shit going on.
How do you have time to watch so many things?
You streaming everything?
I don't stream kind of hours.
I stream at 4-5.
So, how long has this stream been going on now, today?
That three hours.
How long?
Damn.
Fuck.
How long is the stream right now?
Oh, that took two hours.
22 hours
Yeah, okay. Yeah, they like you back. Thank you. Thank you. I'm trying my best
She's so young I'm gonna just feel like a generation gap here
But it's okay. You have a lot of fun together. We need a new thing
I learned your new dance your trophy wife dance. What is that a walking trophy walking trophy?
Yeah, I'm trophy. I'm not allowed though. You're a dirty bar. No, no
No, I don't even know that although I think I'm inside at 35 outside at 55
Wait, how do you 35?
I think I know.
I think you're confusing me for my nephew.
Maybe that's what you're confusing.
My nephew Nigel, he's 35 this year.
Oh!
I know what you're saying right now.
Yeah?
You're confusing me.
This is Uncle Roger, right now.
When it goes out, it's Uncle Nigel.
It's Nephew Nigel.
He's not Uncle.
He's very bad at cooking.
Wait, wait.
So what's the difference between nephew Nigel and...
The different people.
Hi, yeah, Uncle Roger.
I know, that's a big difference in English.
Yeah?
He speaks English different.
Uncle has a thing about English better.
Yeah.
He speaks English like white people.
Wait, can you change your accent out here?
No, I cannot.
Yes, you can.
Uncle Roger, right now?
Change your accent.
No?
Come on, bro.
Next stream, next stream.
Next stream?
Next stream, we ask nephew Nigel to join.
I never know this is fake accent, bro, right?
I saw you, oh yeah, that accent is fake.
You know how to talk real English.
What do you mean by real English?
Like, you know how to talk like a good English,
you know how to talk a good one.
I, by good English, it just means sound like white people.
Uncorted don't like that, also.
Uncorted prefer this English because I sound Asian.
Asian people have to sound Asian.
Bad people should sound black.
Anybody should have their own personality.
All right, all right, how about me, I sound...
You're Asian, but you sound black.
You're like rush hour combined, you know?
That's two character in rush hour together.
Wait, you said I'm half Asian.
Is it my accent?
Is I half black?
Little bit black, little bit black.
Yeah.
Okay, maybe you grew up in America,
you see a lot of black culture.
Black culture.
All my friends, they all black.
Black as shit.
That's why, that's why.
Yeah, look at him.
Oh yeah, he your friend?
Yeah.
I thought he just your video guy, you abuse.
No, I don't abuse him. Sometimes, yeah.
I'm going to grow up around all my Asian friends.
Now I have some Asian friends.
I grow up around Asian friends, but when I come here,
all my friends are black.
Oh, when you move from Taiwan to Atlanta.
Yeah, all my friends are black.
Why you can't make any white friends?
Why white people don't?
I do have some.
Have some, but I'm not...
Like people, more fun anyway.
Yeah, that's the facts.
Yeah.
They're more lit.
They're lit.
Correct.
Yeah, you don't have any black friends?
Yeah, when you make friends with white people,
they're gonna just ask you to go hiking.
Every day, they just want to hike.
You don't like that?
No, no.
Like, you gonna walk or like, you walk out?
No, I just do my Tai Chi.
Tai Chi?
And I do my toss walk.
Fire rice, very heavy, you get muscle.
Making fire rice.
You wanna try this one?
Oh shit, bro, like...
Wait, what do you call it?
Kung Fu?
Tai Chi, Tai Chi.
Tai Chi, you're very good for your meditation,
for your for your mental health that's why I'm called to don't go to therapy
therapy is a scam so this is good for mental yeah this good for mental health
so if somebody come to you you want to fight you can do that no it's not good
for fight you're gonna get killed if you do this
how can you use this to fight it's nothing like that is hi you're
trying to win the fight against any lady boy if you do this you know
How do you call it? Kong Fu?
No.
How do you call it? Kong Fu is too much work, too much effort.
I like to do that.
Chi, hu, ha, chi, hu, ha, chi, hu, ha.
You call that Kong Fu?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I'm glad you like to watch Kong Fu movie.
That is Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan, oh, oh, oh.
Jet Lee.
Karate Kid.
Karate Kid? Okay, not bad.
I like the original version more.
What's that?
The one from 1980s.
Karate Kid?
Yeah.
Is Jackie Chan one?
Jackie Chan is not bad, but the original is bad.
Wait, that's the original?
No, Jackie Chan is remade.
What?
You're too young.
Do you watch Scarface?
Yeah, I've watched it a long time ago.
Yeah, a long time ago.
Yeah, good movie bro.
Wait, have you ever made Jackie Chan?
I'm not from the same place.
I'm glad you wish I meet him.
I want to meet him too.
Let's meet him together.
Jacky Chan Uncle Roger would be anything. I will stop him. Don't worry. He'll suck his dick
Maybe not that. Maybe not that far. I don't think Jacky Chan want me to do that. All right
All right, one backshot is one billion. How much are you taking? One backshot is one beating. One one
billion. One billion. One billion. Okay, you say my English not good. Your English even worse.
Yeah, I mean it's bad, I'm okay about it, it's bad, but I'm, let me follow you.
One backshot, one billion.
Yeah, how much you taking?
Okay, okay, we take three, we take three.
You taking three?
That's not bad.
You know how much you taking?
How much?
You gotta get that, take all of them.
Let's just knock them on my body until I say stop.
You don't need that much money in life.
One billion enough for you two.
So you're taking three?
Three, because I like to take care of my family.
One billion each.
And then I can tell them, Uncle Roger, give this to you.
You know what Uncle Roger have to do to get this money?
Uncle Roger got back shot just for you.
So you have to be grateful.
Yeah, yeah.
Me?
Gotta take a big home.
Off me bro, like, like.
Yeah, okay.
You think I should like?
So I die bro.
I'll be Tom Rich, the richest agent here bro.
Who you?
Richer than, oh.
Oh.
Richer than Jensen Huang.
Who's that?
NVIDIA guy.
You're okay, you're okay!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and you're gonna be rich and sticky.
That's why you're gonna be.
After so many back shots.
You know I was just in Qatar bro.
Qatar? What you doing there?
Rich.
Soccer!
Very cool.
Have you ever made cake before?
No.
I'll be a good match.
Have you met him?
He's short. He's short really. He's short. He fucking low. He very funny. Yeah, he might also be good. Good. Good
He's not just kidding. Who? Who? No, just kidding. Just kidding. No.
Who he was?
Nobody I watch. I'm glad you like watching old people stuff. I'm glad you like mkphd.
What the fuck is that? Tech youtuber.
YouTube?
YouTube's old people now. I'm gonna don't watch Twitch.
What do young people watch? Just Twitch?
I watch YouTube!
Snapchat? You watch YouTube also?
YouTube, TikTok? You know what? TikTok?
TikTok a little bit.
TikTok too many underage girls dancing.
You make me uncomfortable.
You know what I mean? You feel like I have speed.
Yeah, I feel you.
This bit of pleasure.
Yeah, bro.
How are you doing, bro?
So delicious.
Yeah, bro.
I'm quite a part of you. I think you can cook.
Yeah.
You have to learn.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
Wait, what's the problem?
The other guy on Netflix,
Jin-Chung-Chung-Chung-Yup?
Matthew who?
Heng-Chung-Chung-Chung-Chung?
Heng-Chung-Chung-Chung-Chung? Who Heng-Chung-Chung-Chung-Chung?
I'm not you?
Uh, the other one.
Oh, Matthew Nigel!
Nigel!
Oh!
Tell-tell-tell you I'm so hot.
Okay, okay.
Tell you to-tell you to-tell you say, um...
Congratulations, kids.
Okay, I will.
Yeah.
I'm glad you're gonna go home and tell him.
Also, oh...
I think he's gonna be like,
Who?
Who-who this Ray guy? Who is he?
He'll be like,
Who's the fuck on him?
I'm going to do that every day already.
Yup, yup, and wait, so, um, nephew Nigel, nephew Nigel, right?
Yeah?
He got wife.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, tell, tell, uh, the whole thing that's a heart.
Okay, no problem.
Yeah?
Can, can, can.
Delicious.
Yeah, thank you.
Next time, no yaku.
Next time, you have to give, who are you?
Next time, whiskey.
Next time, no more yaku.
Next time, you drink whiskey.
Yeah, wait time 21.
Oh, you're not hunting one yet.
Not yet.
We're gonna have whiskey muck thing.
You have to learn about fake ID.
No, I got it.
Okay, okay.
You know what happened?
Don't say that so loud.
Ice is gonna come.
I don't care.
You know what I do to me?
I take my ID away.
I put it in the cup.
I said, oh, fuck no.
Fake?
Yeah, take the fuck out.
I didn't give him back.
That means you didn't spend enough on fake ID.
Yeah, it's like...
Different quality.
Yeah, it's like...
Expensive one, so real.
You?
Yeah.
Okay, uncle watch a post selfie on Instagram
Yeah, sure, okay, thank you. Thank you come how you how you Gen Z people take selfie now
Okay, thank you
One more, one more, one more, one more, all close.
And the cheese.
Fuiyo, thank you.
I want to make a tiktok with you.
You want to make tiktok with me?
No, I want tiktok should I do.
What tiktok you want?
No, tiktok sauce.
I'm glad you don't want tiktok.
Walking trophy?
Walking trophy.
Uncle Roger's butt cannot move like that.
You're not going to shake your ass.
Take your ass.
Give me one simple one.
Simp.
What can Jovey if you don't do this?
Okay.
Come.
We'll do it.
What should I do bro?
What can Jovey?
I'll come for fighting.
Oh.
You know, come for fighting?
Hmm.
Why does it come through fighting?
Why you have privacy protector on your screen?
You're not doing anything important.
No, no, no.
This is one time right?
You know, Mafia time?
It's like, 30 days came around all everywhere.
Oh.
Only one day I was watching Poon Ho.
They called my ass.
Really?
Yeah, really.
So you get the privacy protectors from Poon Ho?
And I was bad.
I wasn't even watching like, main women.
I was watching main, main.
You know, that's like, that's like,
that's like what you go, privacy.
Yeah.
You know this?
Yeah, I know this song.
You can't do that.
You can do that. You can do that.
You can do that.
Oh, my Tai Chi shit.
I'm doing this.
Oh!
Choo!
What you doing back?
What's that last thing for?
That last thing not needed.
What's that?
Last thing you asked yourself.
Oh, okay.
You're not even on the video.
Oh, bye, bye, bye.
I'm...
Alright.
I'm going over here.
Okay, bye, bye.
Is that a filter?
Oh, hell no.
I think that's your...
Right here.
You ready, bro?
Okay.
I'm probably just gonna follow what you think, okay?
Three, two, one.
I'm gonna go through!
What?
Yeah, what?
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
All right, let's walk.
Okay.
What the fuck is that move, bro?
What move?
That's bad move.
oh
Yeah, it's funny enough
Okay
Thank you, Nigel, I say hi no problem. Oh good. What do I like chat? I'm gonna touch you soon, bro
Okay, I want I want to read the books no problem. I'm gonna say my noodles send me send me send me all the flavor
Okay, okay
We are we are now get the fuck out of your ass. Yeah, get the fuck out before kiss your ass. Yeah
No, I dance too, yo, what the fuck I dance to W uncle bro. I fuck with uncle, bro. W
You uncle man.
Can I pose this?
Oh.
Wrong way out of the pole.
Oh shit.
Wait a sec.
Oh.
I got Adidas back in the open bro.
Adidas back in the open bro.
I did a pack you guys take all my shit I want more
this is so cool yeah three packs yo that's good
you know what yo we kill three pack it's crazy yo
what should I say check what's the caption should be
Qingcheng, Minghan, Qingcheng
Qingcheng, Minghan, Qingcheng, like this?
Oh, fuck
Qingcheng, ah, I know what you mean
Lu, Lu
This one
Qingcheng, Qingcheng, Qingcheng
Is that good, is that good?
Qingcheng, Qingcheng, Qingcheng
No
Kung Fu uncle
I just say hi yeah hi yeah like this China this hi yeah how do I say hi yeah like this
I
Bitch are you are a this way hi yeah, let this
Okay
Tacking I don't know he's packed. I'm gonna post it and you're gonna do the tackle you're gonna do it on the comment
But I got it for me there. I just post it
Oh, I'm broke, huh?
Why you want to cage?
You try us out here, if I give you the hand.
Yusho!
Oh my god, 97?
Oh my god, Yusho!
Nah.
It's a W agent, I come by.
That's fine. That'll be on cook
That'll be on cook
Shrimp the video what I mean, what I mean? I don't know what that means
Bro, we got oh, we got a deep up pack
Big ass pack. Where was it?
I don't really choose for all the stuff where who chooses how does oh my god, yo, but I see that how to give a tray, bro
damn, man
How do I do it?
Like this?
Okay.
Don't be a cheater.
Oh, shit.
The sides?
You're so loud.
The cheater's got things.
This is big.
Oh, the side.
Damn.
No, no, no.
Now your uncle met funny. He said he said
Renato to rain. It's a dog. Great. It's a deal
Yo, bro, I keep telling me yo
Oh my god, bro. Shella did a basketball. Yo
Some only issues
Now this one
Aye aye
This this this this this is on fire this on fire
Woo!
Okay
Now this is fire
Oh my god hold on now
Zoom out
Where is it? Zoom out
Wait what's this?
Zoom out
Chiang is it good? It's good?
Here zoom down
Oh my god
Is this Nike?
Oh no
Oh
Oh it's an ant
It's an ant
Nah shadow
a dither, a throw, a big ass pack
appreciate for ya man
this is fire, you got Mitchell
you know what I used to have, I used to have a
yellow Mitchell, all like
all the way, what's this? what's this yo?
is this a tape?
yo what the fuck?
a dither, a basketball is live
It's a video I can watch oh my god, what the fuck yo the fuck yo
This is mine
That's fine, bro. What do you can see me?
You see they see turn it you can turn
Yeah, what is it?
What you see some fried rice now this is fire
Yo, this is so fire. How do I record I?
Can I record it's no car look I'm sure yeah look
It's how ya look
This is fire
Shallot details, bro
Yeah, man
Where is it? Okay, okay, okay WD does chat. I need a WD
I need a WD does in my chat you feel me
WD does bro. Now this shit is fine. I
Got my favorite shoot up everything right here
What's your favorite one low key I like light shoes I like shoot like low key I'll say
damn this song might be my favorite please like I like light shoes I like
car shoes this one might be my favorite bro what's that favorite bro orange this
song nice this song is tough it's our is tough what can I say my own shit oh okay
shit I can't say I almost make some shit I'm gonna make some shit so probably
don't choose silver okay okay okay okay all right bro
close this shit to me huh oh yeah okay I'm playing the football game this might be my
cleats nice it's fine oh my god money game there'll be a details bro
hi guys it's a good string so far man give me check with tomorrow I'm going to
Super Bowl and the way it is bro check double string so far
How I fuck the string bro, how they fuck the string bro?
Debitring yes or no, bro
Now uncle mad cool brother. I fuck the uncle bro. I fuck uncle. I think I fuck on the
Let me this ring not that long to I didn't repay shit. I mean listen main shit. I plan
but
Yeah, man. I'm seeing so far, bro. I'm see I'm super bow. Yeah super bow, bro
Super bow, right? I got a fact. I think I think I'm commenting on one super game
And I'm playing on another poor thing so yeah, but I'm still really
Huh
The good your chair I'm gonna be vlogging at the Super Bowl
So tap in my YouTube and I'm gonna drop the vlog on the new channel
The whole new channel nobody had or not. Oh, man
Let me redo it and I'm dropping the live channel. So tap in with a super ball rock
Feel me see you over there double show me so far
Hi, yeah
Hi, yeah, hi, yeah, hi, yeah, hi, yeah, yeah
What's the question I know, but I don't think it's a good me
That's gonna be love
Nah nah nah, we're definitely gonna drop it.
We're definitely gonna drop.
Now, safety, let me see you soon in Haya.
Oh, imagine the, imagine the, yes.
I care for you.
Me too.
For me, me.
All right, I have an idea. All right. I'm ready right now.
Huh?
I thought you were staring at me for...
What the fuck?