you
Hopefully, she doesn't get mad at me.
This is probably not when she thought I would be wearing it, but sorry mom, I could maybe
never get married again, so this is the one time that I'm going to wear it.
But I am very excited to get on the QSMP and get married today.
That is the goal.
Get married.
I am so excited to see who shows up, how it goes.
I'm assuming it's going to go well and smooth.
It's my big day.
Like my heart is pounding.
I'm really nervous.
I really know what to say.
Like I'm just nervous, I'm just grateful and I'm just ready to marry the love of my life.
You know, three weeks ago, I think I met Tomatay and obviously it was love at first sight,
but this is come along quickly.
So, before we get into that though, I was, oh, Methape, thank you for the five Methape,
thank you.
Before we get into that, JBL has sent me a package that I am going to open first, and
they said it was pretty crazy.
So we're going to do that before we get into the QSMP, I have a big box over here.
Check out this, right over here.
Boom!
JBL!
can go snail soup with the 50, 50, holy wedding day gift.
Thank you, snail soup.
That is huge.
So many gifts today.
JBL sent me an actual real gift.
So let's open it.
I do know one thing that is in there
is their new JBL Quantum headset that I will also
be able to give JBL's sponsored wedding.
I'm going to be able to give five of them away.
So we'll get to the giveaway in a little bit.
You can go to have a panel if you want to go check out JBL products on the Twitch
exclamation point JBL takes you to the headset, but they have lots of cool,
amazing gaming products and product does. So check them out.
But I want to get into this box because it's been sitting over here for a couple
of days and massive. So let's see if I can,
I might have to turn the big light on.
It's too dark in here, but big, big package
right here. And they sent me instructions on how to open it because smoke might come out and other things. Hold up. We'll see.
So, I'm just reading the instructions to make sure I do this.
Okay, at first let's open it.
There isn't going to be a cool down on the thing.
Wait, mods, if the message comes up on one of these, can we pin it?
Let me try and pin it.
Because the cool down is actually so crazy.
Let me find the message and I'm just going to pin it and then we will open it.
How's everybody's day?
Watch sassy stewie stream if you didn't, you're fake.
Okay, I'm just going to pin.
And do, do, thank you for the five, thank you for the five.
Okay.
Okay, pinned.
Okay, there we go.
So, let's get into the box here.
Thank you to this cutter that somebody sent me.
Smoked may or may not come out at some point in the opening.
Oh wow.
So.
Oh wow.
Oh.
Classified.
It says, inside the box is a branded duffle bag
with your name and folder.
Open the folder first.
It contains a letter and dog tags.
Read the letter, keep the dog tags.
You need the code to open your case.
Oh, holy CIA mission.
Holy CIA mission.
My gosh, my gosh, on my wedding day too.
escape room box.
No, I'm not getting drafted, I don't think.
You have been drafted to cert, okay.
From JBL Quantum Division to KDB.
Ah, KDB, you've been selected for your elite instincts,
heightened awareness, and ability to turn sound
into dominance.
As of now you are cleared to join
the JBL Quantum Program and initiative reserve
for those built for more than the game.
Your mission begins immediately.
Inside the Duffel is your first test, secure entry.
Everything you need has been provided.
Break the containment using the multi-tool,
locate the secured equipment in case,
enter your unique clearance of code,
a part authorization, your device instructions
will be revealed, stay alert, trust your senses.
This kit is more than hardware
marks your entry into a unit bill on principle. Sound is survival. Oh my goodness. Okay. Your
gear is engineered to amplify every threat, every movement, every edge. Champions don't just play.
They outlisten. Welcome to the team. This is classified, but I'm going to show it and leak it.
Thank you, JBL. The making of an exact copy of this message is forbidden.
Okay.
Sent me photos.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh, that's my code.
Don't steal it.
Okay.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, okay, now what?
So, okay, big way is coming off of this.
Because I can hardly see the duffel.
Oh my God, oh my God!
I didn't even realize, holy, bro.
The moment when you get drafted,
the moment when you just get drafted into the FBF,
into the JBL Quantum team.
New travel bag.
Oh my goodness.
Well, I'll be darned, okay?
Let me open the duffel.
Oh, it's a little heavy.
Okay, so we have there,
now these are not the big things.
We have their tour one headset.
Tour one headset.
Oh, yes, I got a JBL.
Yes, it is waterproof.
Yes, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, I got the Tour3 Pro.
Why is there a screen on it?
I got the buds.
I got the earbuds.
Oh my gosh, JBL.
Oh my God, I got the sound gear clips.
Get the sound gear, Cliff!
Chat.
This is these, okay, headset accessories,
because that's, we haven't even gotten into the main one.
Oh my gosh, got the JBL Go 5!
Got the JBL Go 5!
Oh my gosh, I'll fight for you guys for all of this.
Okay, now, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How is this shipable? Wait, is this real? How is this shipable? Well, I guess you could ship that. Oh my gosh.
What do I need this for? To open the headset? Maybe for the wedding. I always keep a Swiss Army knife on me.
I'm always, because I'm always needing to screw things in.
A multi-tool, multi-mention.
Okay, wait, okay.
I think the next thing is bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
Okay.
This is the big one here.
Oh, my.
Okay. Use your code on the dog tag to get in the case.
If my code is 0211, what do I do if there's not a zero button?
Okay, I used my code.
Okay, wait, okay, how do I play this?
Once open, you can move the tablet and the headphones.
The tablet has a video for you to watch.
Simply press the side button and it will start playing.
Oh my.
Wait, is this carrying cases?
Oh, my, is this a kid?
I'm just going to JBL tablet?
You made it. We don't recruit anyone. Only the best.
Let's see what.
Clicks?
That looks a little crazy, but we're going to use it.
And, whatever matters in those,
It's on 69 volume.
Oh, I spoiled it.
We're not supposed to know that's clicks.
Kindergarten teacher reading a book.
Oh, I was supposed to hold it this way.
I've just got a free tablet.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, what games are on here?
Oh my gosh.
I'm making so many books on here.
Wow.
Oh my gosh, this is crazy.
Okay, JBLW.
So, the main thing is there.
Quantum 950X.
which is these bad boys right here, okay?
This headset, bum bum bum bum.
This is what I will be giving five away.
I'll be giving away five of these, okay?
So it's wired and wireless.
I am actually a wired user,
but if you're, because of streaming,
I like to make sure I like that wire, but it is wireless.
So the accessories will have the wires in the wireless,
well, not the wireless,
because wireless would be actual air.
It doesn't have a wireless cable,
but it's gonna have the mic in it.
Hopefully the mic sounds better than my last headset.
I'm sure that it does.
This little bungee here to be nice and comfy.
I wonder if I can keep the veil on.
Oh, not it fitting perfectly over my veil.
Thanks JBL, thank you.
Wow, holy cushion comfort.
Oh, my goodness. I can't even hear you guys because of the noise cancellation.
Did somebody- Dad, did you say something? Because I can't actually hear you.
I cannot wait to hear that spatial audio that we're going to be getting.
I look shorter. That's because I'm on my knees right now.
Um, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Alrighty.
So, and I am going to use the mic from it in game, but this works on PC, console, whatever you play on.
JBL has got you also JBL just has a really a lot of products. I mean they do sound if anybody knows sound
It's JBL ain't that right guys Z play DNA. Thank you for the five. So I'm gonna get this
Hooked up and ready to play on
Thank you for everything JBL. This is
Crazy and wondering if I can bluetooth this up and play music out of it
because I'm about to be rolling up to the function, like this.
Let's get it plugged in.
I might need to call sassy stew on Discord to make sure it's plugged in and working.
Oh yeah, wait, I think I got to put batteries.
You put batteries in one of these things in here.
There's already battery loaded in there for me magnetic. Look at that boom
That's what's gonna charge you up
You either pop that out and you could charge it in here or you can do wired which I am a wired lover
So I'm gonna use the one that plugs into my controller
Let me see something really quickly
Wait.
This is what I missed, I think.
Chuck, I think I missed the smoke.
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God!
I think I'm getting tanner.
I actually think this is a tannin thing.
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry.
Oh my gosh, yes, if you had that, see.
We struck cold.
Wow.
Okay, that was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
Sounds like a fart.
Oh, wow.
Okay, this is the, I've not gotten much, I don't even know, packages PR.
This is probably the best one I've got.
A lot of effort putting into that.
Okay, let's try plugging this in to my controller.
Beautiful wedding princess. Thank you.
No one can blow up, don't worry.
Now you guys know me with tech.
So, Mike plugged it over here.
If you're a headset mic user.
That feeling when you get your new JBL headset that you guys could win if when I do my giveaway.
Got to be careful with the veil.
Okay, now let me find the on switch.
Oh, it does the JBL, the when it boots up, the infamous, no, the, the, probably not
That's just the famous
Okay, I need to call some of these do it
Game and drop thank you for the 10. Thank you. Thank you
Let's see
Okay, I don't even know if it's officially on
What did Ash measure me to say?
What do I wear two minutes ago?
Tell him it's nicest thing ever.
Can I turn off the lights after I get this working?
Is Sassy still in here?
Sassy, if I call you on Discord, can you tell me if I have it on right?
I should try and place somebody's string.
Oct 15th, thank you for the five.
Let me make sure my output is on the set set.
Perfect.
Okay, there's Dawn's stream.
Y'all heard that?
Did you guys hear that?
Okay, Riley, can I call you on discord?
Okay, Riley, can I call you on Discord to test my headset, of course?
Sassie?
Hello?
Do you hear me?
Oh, yeah.
Is it giving alien or is it actually work this time?
It is giving alien, so I don't think it's the headset's fault.
It's my controller, let me plug it into my PC.
It's my controller.
Okay, we know I've been having the alien issues.
I think that's a controller.
Let me plug it in, let me plug it into my PC
and I'll call you back.
I need a new controller next.
JBL.
My controller always causing me issues.
Okay, so this is perfect to show you the other cord though.
Alrighty. So now we get to use this chord and I'm going to plug it directly into my PC, which is actually better than probably connecting it through my Xbox or yeah, controller.
Or maybe I just sound like a robot to everybody.
I'm really liking this orange and purple color combo.
Wait a minute.
Oh, the mic is bendable.
Oh, that is a bendy mic.
Make sure the veil is still there.
Congrats on your, oh, I plugged it in and I got JBL Quantum Engine.
Pop up. JBL Quantum Mike.
Output. JBL Quantum.
Let's try again.
Hello?
Do I sound like a robot?
How good do I sound?
Sassy!
Is this better?
Sassy, stewie.
How does it sound?
Wait, they came here on stream.
I think it's when I plugged it in it switched.
Way better way better.
Okay Chad, do you hear her? Do you hear her?
Hello.
Just eating my salmon bowl.
Okay, hold on.
Let me look at the settings on the side.
Okay, Sassy, I'm gonna press some of these settings,
tell me if anything changes.
Okay.
Hello, hello, hello.
Still hear ya?
Hello, hello, hello.
Still hear ya?
Same.
Oh, I just turned on noise canceling mode.
Wait, you talk to me now.
Hello, hello, hello. I love salmon.
Okay, turn on ambient. Oh my God, ambient. Where setting is crazy?
Oh my God, I hear myself. I think.
Whoa.
Okay, should my mic be this way? Do you hear my breathing?
No, I actually don't.
Really?
No.
It like cuts out when you do it. Maybe your mouth is too close to the mic.
Okay.
Let me see if I can switch this also.
Are you excited to get married? Are you nervous to walk down that aisle?
No, definitely not nervous.
Who's walking you?
Don, you know, Don.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna be walking me down.
Um, are you, how do you feel about it?
I would have, I would have loved to walk you down the aisle and give you away.
Wow.
But I like Don and I think you're in good hands.
Yeah, I think he's gonna do a good job.
Are you like, do you feel like me and him are a good match?
Not me and Don, man.
Tell me today.
Um, yeah, I do.
I think you love like a little nerdy, submissive white boy.
That's exactly what he is.
Okay, during my JBL sponsor, during my JBL.
Thank you, Sassy Stewie for the help.
Hold on.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Woo!
Okay, shout out JBL right now.
What I'm going to do before I get in is the giveaway time.
So this is how I do giveaways around here.
You are going to say that you want it in chat
and five of you I'm going to pick out of my photos
and my mods are going to hit you up.
You need your whispers turned on.
They're going to hit you up about your address that it can be shipped to like a name and address that we can ship it to, um,
Either I, I don't know if I will or my mods, but one of them. Okay. So yes, it could be, you know, Nikki, Katie be edits. It could be a couple people. So respond. If you don't respond in time.
Somebody might get you. So for a couple of minutes down just going to screenshot. I'm going to screenshot names. Some of y'all got the Marvel rivals codes. I don't lie. I don't play. You will be getting the giveaway.
Holy, holy chat right now. Oh, it's like, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I'm gonna let this go for a little bit, because I want to give everybody a fair chance and I'm just gonna scroll through and pick people that are random.
Hope everybody's having a good day today.
Thank you JBL. Thank you for the amazing packaging,
all of the products.
I'm excited to wear this.
Big shout out JBL. Go get you guys some JBL.
I'm going to do one last look through of everything to make sure I got it all too.
The panel will take you to their website,
And then, if you do exclamation point JBL,
it will take you directly to the,
I think I'm gonna, let me change the panel
really quickly to this, actually, though.
Guys, get ready for the wedding.
One hour, one hour.
They were trying to sabotage my wedding because,
oh, that's me.
They're trying to sabotage my wedding
because they put in the discord that it was at 6 p.m.
Okay, let me.
Okay, now the panel is updated.
Chat back.
All right.
I do a couple more, and then we have to move on.
All right, let me go turn my light off. Let me make sure I got everything.
And I'm ready.
I am ready.
Okay.
Lil' Jane, 1997, thank you for the 10.
Yes, you guys can stop, okay?
I'm not taking the time.
Yes, you guys can stop. Okay. I'm not taking photos anymore. So hopefully you got in your I want
Already
Hold up goof. Thank you for the 10 goof in Lil Jay. Thank you guys
Game and draw with the hundred! Game and draw with the hundred!
Game and draw with the hundred! Thank you game and draw with the hundred!
This is for you! This is for you! On my wedding day! This is for you!
Game and draw?
Big shout out to Game and Draw because they have always been a part of the game and they
draw because they have always shown me a ton of love on my streams and I've been around
for a minute. Game and draw has helped me on five nights at Freddy's, a bunch of other games.
So shout out to you for real for real. Um, all right, one second.
Huge hundred. Huge hundred. I love you. It is my wedding day. What headphones did they send me?
Oh, thank you for the hundred bits. This is going to be the Quantum 950x. Quantum 950x.
But they also sent me this headset as well. The true 1M3. Or these are just headphones, I think.
but you can probably use them as a headset, I'm sure.
Alrighty, my veil look good.
This is my mom, so I gotta be careful.
Get your last shots up.
All right.
So what does that mean?
What does that mean?
Restart launcher.
Sweet Pulumma, thank you for the fives!
Okay, so is it for everybody? I need to download a mod, update my mods.
How is one doing that?
Hasley, thank you for the fives.
Quackity isn't working either on my wedding day.
Let me check the chat.
Patch notes.
Hamster pie!
Thank you for the five hamster pie.
lagging really bad. I'm just gonna try and load in again. Anna, thank you for the five!
Game and draw! Thank you for the thousand bits in the launcher where it shows the list
There's like two things that says in the launcher.
Like, literally two things, play, that opens the folder with everything, but around even
now.
Everyone's crashed.
Okay.
All right.
Let me go tinkle then.
Before my big day, I'm a little nervous.
Okay.
Thank you.
you
You all better tell me when they're back, you all better tell me when they are back.
I'm trying to get in there and like get ready. I have no vows written by the way. Zero vows.
I need to do that. I'm good at improv. Quackity's working on it. Okay, let's write them now.
Okay, what's even a vowel? Skull, thank you for the five!
Trying to think about what my brother said at his wedding.
What was he up there saying? What was he up there saying?
Opened on stream.
Oh
Clay with it where's the shoes where's the belt I see no shoes no belt
Okay, we get it. We get the poses. Okay, we get the poses. Okay, you can sit your ass down tell it
Tell him to sit his ass down
Jeez! Hey!
Come on out!
I'm ready
Tell him to open my stream!
I'm so ready!
Tell him to open my stream!
How do I look?
Hey, I'm ready to fight the whole fucking server.
Yep, hey Katie will look good. They already open it good
Yep, yep, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, it wasn't expecting to go legs down today, but that's okay.
What did he think?
Who said you can't get married in shorts?
People do that in Kentucky.
Okay, he said I looked amazing.
That was like, oh, black shorts is diabolical.
Oh, I should have had the Tim's on,
but Tim's on the bed would be crazy.
So when do we get in the server?
All of Kentucky is watching.
I don't think like half of Kentucky even has Wi-Fi.
Did the wedding already happen?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we didn't even have gotten any yet.
Everybody's dressing up.
Let's back up.
Let's see.
Okay.
So, Duncan has a dress on.
Okay, chat.
So, thank.
Let me see some of these people's.
Let me go to the QSMP tag.
Guys, think of some vowels. I don't know, but that's my own stream. Wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute, what's up wait wait, hey, wait wait. Hey, what's up? Wait?
Oh
Wait what why is it doing it like that what why is it doing it like that
I'm so scared right now.
Where's Duncan?
Okay, Multidim Dress Up, thank you.
Quackity has barely a suit on.
Fix it.
Okay, Duncan!
Okay, Dress!
What the hell is he saying?
I'm all fucked.
All fucked.
Did we still...
Did we still have music?
He looks beautiful!
No, not anymore.
Ah!
Jesus.
I'm good.
Really, Duncan?
Ok, let me get in.
Let me get in.
Okay, let me get in. Let me get in.
I love Poland.
Not him wearing white to the wedding.
Wait a damn minute!
It's pink.
Better be. I'm not even really...
I am wearing white in-game.
game. I actually chose the skin that people were saying I wouldn't wear. I chose that girl's skin,
but I appreciate everybody who made one. Maybe we will have another wedding.
It should be on. I finally figured out how to get the skin thing working. So anybody have the
The red is foreshadowing.
For yeah, me and tomato about to, yeah, please work.
Please just go in.
I really can't take like a mod pack update right now because I don't even know how to do that. I think I'm going to get one.
I really don't, please.
Okay.
Guys, only reload shaders, so here we go.
Does he want an actual invite?
So after I got off last night, I actually organized, look at my inventory, this is all
all my stuff I need to build, all of my chest, or GAN eyes.
And I got rid of a bunch of crap, too.
Crap, I don't have a- OK!
Not everybody is invited.
OK, everybody needs a formal invite, apparently.
If you would like a formal invite, come see me.
I think my flower crown is in my inventory.
Okay, I don't have vows right now, so where's my clipboard?
I have a clipboard in one of these, right vows.
Where is it in my?
Okay, here's a clipboard for vows.
I'll put my flower crown on.
Here's my skin.
I don't know why the arms of all of them go black, but beautiful pink flower crown.
White dress you gotta wear white calm down first
okay
let's go to spawn and hand out invites
yeah I don't know how to like copy and paste stuff so I'm just gonna be
uploading these. Oh no, I accidentally downloaded the JBL quantum image and you can get your
JBL quantum 950 X headset.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
What?
What the fuck?
Sorry, I'm getting the image for you guys.
Crack a tee!
Hi!
Crack a tee!
This is such a beautiful game.
You guys look amazing.
Oh, turn around.
Turn around really quickly.
Both of you.
You're supposed to do a first look.
Turn around.
Hold on.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Wow.
Not me.
Wow.
Ah, yes.
Wow.
You're.
Are you crying or laughing?
I'm confused.
Yes, tears of joy, Katie.
Because this is a very important day.
Yeah, it is.
But what is Krokkity doing?
Is that?
I'm crying.
I'm really beautiful today.
Because I have your wedding invite in my head right now.
I'm crying.
Love is so beautiful.
Take your damn invite and sit in the back.
Excuse me.
Kati, Kati, what is my place to sit?
Do you have a plus one?
No.
Okay, then sit, so you can sit wherever you'd like.
It's first come, first serve.
Okay, but just sit in the back.
Well, so I was talking to him, right?
First come, first serve for you.
Okay, giggle you over here.
Is it like Hispanics in the back kind of policy?
Is that what you're doing at your wedding seating?
Well, this Mexican here, let's just well, it's not sicko time. I know anymore is it twackity? So you'll be sitting in the back
See we celebrate
Well, apparently not
Listen you gotta say you gotta send me in a preferential seat, okay?
Okay, sure just to make up for all these horrible comments. You've just made
Okay, I'm sorry. If you acting like pendejo, please don't do that. Okay. I'm not like pendejo. Okay, me. Oh
Yes, yes, yes, so okay, mate
Yes, have you met him camera guy?
Yeah, my fiancee. Oh
Is what he is called he has a name hungry hungry wonderful, that's wonderful
Do you know there there will be drinks and food at the wedding? Well, duh
Duh! Drink some food and love!
I'm going to bring my food, you told me yesterday.
Yeah, I probably should eat before, just in case there is it, but there should be.
There's gonna at least be apple juice.
Today's gonna be such a beautiful day, I'm so excited for you.
Apple juice?
Oh, nice.
Yeah, apple juice.
Can I bring my apple juice as well?
It's gonna be handed out, you can't bring your own apple juice, actually, that's banned.
Why? What if I do? What if I do?
Why did I just get a message from, I just got a message from somebody who shouldn't even be on the server, that's weird.
What? Ebi?
Worst. Oh my god, is it Ebi?
Worst. Worst.
Ebi said he was getting on for this. I messaged him.
Really?
Yeah, he said both, of course.
That's a-
back when he's be or was that my JBL quantum? Oh that was my JBL quantum on accident. That was the JBL quantum?
Was it Jay-Z?
Look what I'm about to do to your sponsor. Look what I'm about to do to your sponsor.
Don't nothing.
Look what I'm about to do to your sponsor.
Finn! Finn! Your invite! Your invite, Brox.
Come here. You're invited to my wedding.
Thank you.
Don, turn around. Don, turn around.
Are you noticing anything?
Yes, you look great. You're too bad. Oh my god. Turn around. Don't look at me. You were supposed to do a first look.
Kitty, can I have back the adoption paper, please?
Yeah.
Okay, Don. Take a look.
Okay.
You look so good.
I can't wait to see you.
I know.
I can't wait to see you.
I can't wait to see what's going on.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
I'm so excited.
Why did you make your model slim though?
Yes, I made it slim.
I made it slim, but I thought the black part was still there, so I just made it back to
thick.
What the fuck?
An egg?
I'll open it.
Yeah, I like the deal.
Forrest!
Yo!
What?
I haven't given you an invite, have I?
I didn't.
No, I don't know.
You're obviously invited.
Obviously invited you're obviously invited bring apple juice, please
Thank you, I really appreciate that I just got my hair makeup done
Yeah, I cannot wait to have you there
I'm sure he's at the damn north I
Didn't even see an egg sorry, but it we're not doing this today right so today is my day
We're not doing the the funny business on the side
Okay, when I walk by you you bow you congratulate me you give a gift we're not doing that distraction thing. It is my wedding day.
Like
If I catch somebody in white if I catch somebody in white.
I have something for you, my friend.
Oh my god, you look different.
This is the dress?
Try not to cry.
Hold the tears back.
I really don't want to cry, to be honest, and it's so normal this... come on, follow me, let's go to my office.
Okay, I have something to give you, something very important. I mean, obviously you're invited, but I wanted to give you a formal invitation.
And I'm sure you're planning on going and everything, but...
Oh, it's with tomato.
uh yeah my man who's that who's that coming up
yeah oh my god what's white on my wedding day white on my wedding day
hi
oh
am i valentino wipe back what about your stupid crap moron
You know who is this egg?
I'm about to kick it.
Who is it?
No, hi, hello, my name is Juan.
I'm the second commander.
What the hell is this?
Certificate of production.
Name Bronx.
Oh, I saw it.
Is the egg from Quacky?
You got owned.
uh are you are you coming to the wedding little leg uh this is the quackiest room
if you need some check it okay follow me please oh yeah
oh it got it it got it little thing got it it's okay it's okay your friend can be here
it's not my friend that's not my friend okay i don't give a fuck uh kate first congrats for the
the wedding. That's amazing. That's the most powerful and beautiful thing that you can have
in your life. I know. Yes. But I have bad news for you. Well, not on my wedding day, right,
Juan? So let's say that. No, no, no, it's not so much complicated. It's just when you, I'm gonna say
in Spanish, okay?
Cuando te fuiste, me di cuenta de que también trabajabas con
el régimen y no me dijiste nada al respecto. So you're fire
of the north.
Well, not on my wedding day. I'm not going to be fired on my
wedding day.
Yes, I didn't give a fuck. That's
it's my wedding day and you better change the white top on
my wedding day, Juan.
and you're fired but hey look you're you're gonna get fired that's a very good
is this like is this a prank Juan who's coming out it was it was gonna be
it's not a prank somebody is there some sort of like
horse and carriage you brought me to my wedding or your your your boyfriend
and was recording me when the federation kidnapped me
good so yeah and we actually watched that video to go to sleep I hope you know
Oh fuck you, what the fuck that's not cool. Give me that damn invitation back Juan. No, I'm gonna go
Okay, well guess what don't show up empty-handed I'll be expecting a gift. Oh
Okay, okay, of course. Yes again. Yeah, what do you like?
Pink stained glass sea lantern slabs
Okay
four stairs, pink couch, pink carpet, mahogany pressure plate, mahogany planks is going to
be good, orange stained glass, modern quartz wall, can't fire glass, green stained glass,
lantern, light blue stained glass, any of those. It is going to be, it's in like 30 minutes.
Oh, that's great. Well, I'm going to prepare my gift and again, thanks for your work in
the north. We appreciate a lot of your work. Yeah, I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did.
one of my works. Name one of my works. Oh my God, one on one. What you have a lot like
when you. Yeah, I know, but just pick one thing I did for you guys, you know, when you
have your red hair in the house, and you say, I'm Katie and Katie and I'm so happy. Congrats
for the wedding again. It's a very good news. And love is magic. See you in the wedding.
I'll see you there. Better not sit front row. Okay. And Katie, your boyfriend work with a
terrorist.
And I love them. And you probably never find love one.
Yeah? So...
So press...
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Fuck the north!
What the fuck!
Get out of here.
I just want to be with my girls, I just want to be with my girls before the wedding.
Okay, so I just had an idea to make some chests for gifts.
Do I have any chests?
No.
I can make them in the backpack now.
Okay, so I have five fucking chests, you actual dumb ass.
Can I be honest with you guys?
It's going to be at the church, right?
Is it going to be here?
YARAY THANK YOU THE FIVE!
New York's PFARM?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try and get out of here.
Oh my God, this is the best day ever.
Chat, I don't even want to look at it too much right now.
I want it to be a surprise or should I look at it?
Are you kidding me, this is the best day ever!
Hmm-hmm. Hyper!
Are you kidding me? This is the best day ever! This is actually the best day ever!
This is the best day ever!
Okay, okay. So,
Cho, let's say
When I met you three weeks ago, you change my life
Even though you cheated, you know
our love graph graph your skin is made for the slim model and you've got a wide
model on so the back of your arms looks weird I know but I changed it to slim it
still had that I don't know why try what's the bloody command slash skin set
Mojang and I believe there's like an argument.
Hmm. Have you got the file like uploaded somewhere?
Yeah.
Okay. Slash skin set web slim and then the URL and that should fix it for you without having to reload.
Oh, I actually don't really know what the URL is. I'm sorry.
Can you just, oh, you can't send me on this.
upload it somewhere. Let me try and figure this is basically like, I can, the brides like got a
wardrobe malfunction and I'm just trying to sell it right before your wedding. Right, right, right.
Can you send me just a skin file on this? Yeah, let me make sure of it.
Set it up. Well, I can just download it off and name them. See, that's actually smart.
Yeah, download. I don't want to download. I send it to you if you still need it.
I believe I'm sending you the correct command.
paste the entire thing. Let me put it in code blocks for you. That shouldn't theory work.
In theory guys, this should work.
Without the code blocks, without the first one not caring.
I just need to do this on the x-men, I'm sorry, I'm a bot.
My fucking wedding day on my fucking wedding day, that's fine these things happen, we expected
you're going to do great. It's like red when I the link is red before I about to send it.
a try putting quotation marks around it
like the double quotations
yeah
just the link
and the button to the right of L
yeah just the link
oh!
oh it says loading
I changed mine but yeah
that's it
oh my god my coding thing
come here
Oh, my gosh, you're the best. You're the best.
Oh, this reminds me, I need to do the stripper emote on my wheel.
I believe it's called Casualonis.
Yes, for the wedding. Obviously I have to do this.
I'm going to do this as well.
Thank you, Graf. You're the best. I need to go write my vows. I'll be right back.
Okay
How do you spell that terrorist?
I love how guys, in flowers, crouched if you think I'm pretty, and crouched when you think.
That's
That's the wedding reception?
Let me ask Graf.
Graf?
Yes?
Is this the wedding reception?
No, no, no, it's amazing. But I'm saying, where is the actual wedding going to be? Is it going to be here somewhere else? Because I need to move something then.
Ehh, I think in the church.
Wait, I need to... Okay, thank you, thank you.
I don't know, I don't get it. Edward is totally bad.
Okay. Oh.
Wow, Katie, you look so beautiful!
Thank you, Ashan! How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. Wow. Do you like my outfit? It's a big day. Yeah, it looks so good. Like it's a very, very, like, wedding-like. Yeah, no big deal. I'm getting married today. Oh, are you going to give it to me now? I think you would love it right now, like, before the wedding. No, no, I'm going to, I'm about to go put some chess by the church. And you can put it in there.
Bad idea.
Bad idea?
Why?
Someone will steal things from these boxes.
I have to have a wedding day.
I have to have a separate backpack.
Oh, I'm doing it.
And put things in my backpack so that no one could steal it.
You think they would steal my wedding day?
I don't think so.
especially so you don't get hyped
specifically in your turn
go
what am i supposed to be looking at something oh park schistoniak hello good
up hey hey i don't see it actually i know i'm so excited
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Eww!
What in the...
How about now, Katie?
Yeah, I already fell when we were way back down, but how about now?
No, I do not see it!
Hello.
Y'all see that?
The TVs don't work for you at all?
Oh, the TVs have been working.
Do you have a TV? No, I'm a TV guy.
You're not on television?
Why didn't you ask me if I had a TV?
So bad news. I don't see this. On my wedding day, how do I not see videos?
There's so many of them.
Katie, try holding F3 and pressing T.
It will lag your game out for like a minute.
30 seconds here.
I think she's stuck here.
Motherfuck, Paris.
How do you mind?
What's good, Desha?
Oh, Ash lag is here.
Hello.
Oh my god.
Hello, hello, hi, is it playing right now guys also
Slot said he might not be able to make it because of the timing of it by the way
He said he would try but he might not be home in time to make it
You see
It doesn't know
Let's do it man, let's skip the big screen movie.
No, I think it's water frames in general, that's not working for her.
Katie, what are you doing here?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I know, I don't know what to do before a wedding, I've never been married before, I don't even know what to do.
Uh, you drink mimosas and get drunk.
I don't even have a mimosa, who has a mimosa?
I did, I only have orange.
God!
Anybody have any alcohol?
something i'm really nervous
you don't see this man like katie
why is kating waiting like a thief's thing bro nothing works like the tv's
and nothing else nothing works wait it's not is it not working for katie
okay i'll watch it later i'll watch it later i'll watch it later
Oh, it's a letter. Okay, I can't be stressed out right now.
Really, really nervous.
Oh, you got this game.
Uh, this is a draft, Steve, but the draft will not be mine.
I do. I have to go get something.
Okay, same, same.
I need to get a fucking drink.
Pops and Teddy, thank you!
Did I fix what happened at the start of the stream in the mod? Game of draw, I think that the thousand I did not because...
Ooh, somebody gonna have to tell me how to update those mods. Somebody is gonna have to tell me.
Okay, come here.
It's been strong, doesn't that mean you're tired?
Okay, come here, come here.
Mm-hmm.
Katie!
Hello! Hi, Per!
Hello! I saw you having a seat earlier.
I'm really sick today.
Thank you, you look splendid as well.
First of all, I want to congratulate you.
Congratulations, Katie.
I always knew you will find the love of your life.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
The day is here.
I know.
I'm like, I am very excited.
I am getting really, really nervous though.
It's just the biggest day of my life.
It's a huge moment.
It is.
And I just want everything to go how I planned.
Yeah.
Whatever happens, I want you to know that I am.
that I am fully supportive of you. Well thank you. I want you to be the turtle fucking me in the back.
Yeah, I have. Okay, anyways, I do have your husband, right? Well, yeah, later.
Yeah, after the ceremony. Listen, is there any special request you would like me to do? Like
some kind of custom song, maybe like an entrance, like because I will be the priest, you know?
So yeah, you can do some other people might be seeing when I come down the aisle, but I would love for you to maybe sing while they play the instruments and I need I need you to give us time to do vows and like, of course, I mean, I know that I know the process.
Yeah, yeah, it's something custom you would like me to do, you know, because I can I can provide it I can do this like the protocol says, you know, maybe I can modify something.
Well, you're going to give time for objections, right?
You have all that?
Yes.
Okay.
Just I would really like for you to give a speech, honestly.
A speech.
Okay.
I've known you for so long.
I really care about you and I really just want you to give a speech.
I might cry.
Oh, and a gift too.
The tears of joy, you know, the tears of happiness.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and then just obviously yes, yes
You could walk in now to
Dancing in the salon. Hey, wait, is it starting? Is that starting? I don't know. I think they're testing
Everyone you test you do the test on the bride
Yeah, I need somebody taking photos and then I need
Okay, I have to do first look with everybody. Oh you guys turn around do your first look
you look absolutely amazing no no no turn around
my husband appeared at our wedding
yeah I mean surely right well I haven't seen him because you don't see him till the
altar
he's preparing
I need to get these pink flowers over here
Yeah, I need these for pink class, yeah.
Congratulations once again.
Thank you.
Congrats, Katie.
I'm so happy for you.
And surely everything will go according to the plan, right?
Yes, I am.
I don't see him on the players list just yet, but I can't help it.
What if he will not come here?
Okay, okay, okay, no problem. I will talk to them. Okay, let me get these pink flowers from a pink stained glass.
Chad, that's what I got stuck on on my build last night was pink stained glass. I could not find the right pink flowers. I think these do pink die.
pink die. These are purple. Okay, that was that was the issue. Every, every flower I
picked was purple. Yeah, so great. More purple. Okay, okay. Oh my gosh. Oh my god,
Wait, I'm nervous.
What?
I need to hold a flower while walking down the aisle though.
This is perfect.
Chat, I used the tool up for pink dye.
I used the tool for big die last night. I don't think I have any more. I'm sorry I was desperate and I don't know where they are. I don't know.
know. I can check my chest but Mike is getting on oh my god oh my god oh my god
wait my hands are actually sweating wait now I understand what it's like to get
married because I'm like actually my hands are actually sweating in my new
JBL headset back in here really well in I know red and white mix I found a bunch
of white flowers too and they made light gray so what's up Minecraft thank you
Tom Tom for the bits the TV money's upgrading I know
I need everyone to start taking their seats and everything.
I got bone. Can I get bone meal? Yeah. Oh, pink tulip. I didn't use it all. Well, I'm
gonna. Alright, chat to the people of my chat. Let's do a cheers here. The biggest day of
my life. Shout out to everybody in here. Everybody who's watched my QSMP journey. This is obviously
the biggest moment of my life, okay? Marrying the love of my life, all of my best friends
here, I'm glad you guys could make it. Cheers.
Woo! We getting fought tonight, we getting fought tonight, we getting fought tonight,
we getting fought tonight, we getting fought tonight, we getting fought tonight, we getting
We're getting involved tonight.
Oh my gosh! You guys look beautiful! You guys look beautiful!
I am ready. I am very ready. Thank you.
I'm a little nervous. I can't lie. I'm a little nervous. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Pacing.
Wait, do you have to hold?
Look, was it my hand? You don't see it?
Yeah, I got two. I got two.
Thank you!
Hey Ash!
love hey guys see my skin or no yeah yes okay I put the rings by the way as
I'm the ring bearer I don't know if you guys already have no if you got that
I need to play a single song, please, Jack.
You must have them.
I'm not gonna play a wedding song.
Play the wedding song.
Yeah, I have it ready.
Okay.
But she can hear it.
No, it's for later.
It's for later.
No, it's for later.
No, no, no.
Yeah, just play it.
Okay, you like this, KB?
Fail! You fucked me!
Not before my wedding.
What the fuck?
You messed this up!
Wait, this is when you walk in and play this.
Wait, why are you playing in a...
...flinger shop with the foolin'?
There you go.
Feel free to join them if they don't change this song.
Ever.
I didn't think it would work at least, I'm just kidding.
Ha ha ha ha!
Give me that!
Why am I not playing anything?
K.E. I haven't...
Like, I hear the press play.
You have to press, yeah, something.
Have a gift.
No, but it's playing whatever song I've...
I've smacked it previously.
You have to fucking play it.
If there's already someone playing, then it's your choice.
Oh, that's so weird.
Now I'm...it's now I'm taking over.
Just fucking playing to the fucking flower.
Got it.
Ah!
That's so good!
Stop it!
I was just picking that song.
Oh my god.
Do that song! Do that song!
We play this when you walk in. We play this when you walk in, baby.
I'm sober.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I am so almost enlightened in the event that I'm not even the gun yet, bro.
The storm!
I'm not taking the hat off.
It's a lot of weight to me.
Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone.
When people show up make sure that Tomate like he's at the
Alternate stuff and then make sure that Mike is like standing there for me down the Alex
He's my mate of honor
Why oh because this is three minutes until the ceremony your husband is not here and I want to
We we still three minutes we still three minutes
Yeah, everybody's gonna be taking your own wedding. Yeah, I think he's just waiting for people to take their seats
It's let's also not even forget the fact that I had to make both the rings which is what your husband supposed to do by the
He knows that he should know it's a three o'clock
Haha! My hobby!
Oh my gosh.
My gift!
I hope it's that animal that I have to take care of.
What is it?
Remove the tree
Thank you guys, thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you guys
This is okay. Do I what am I supposed to do with these?
That's not something you say when you get a gift again, you should
Thank you this what is that this green one is a this is a one of those um
Out out out out out i'm under it i'm under it i'm under it
Pierre you're dropping the gift on her literally thank you Pierre
This is the this is the best and only gift i've gotten
what
Holy game
Does it come with the helicopter
Oh, this is amazing.
Oh, that's a smart answer.
Oh, the futile.
So are we going to do the living here or on the stage?
Yeah, it's going to be right here.
The after party is going to be on the stage.
Well, that's we're going to do our first dance and everything.
So like, it's an official living, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like, superficial.
I'm about to hear everything.
What's up, Boris?
What's good?
I miss you, bro.
I have a gift for you.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you, Juan.
Look, ham sandwich and 32 avocados.
OK, and where's the gift at?
That's it, Katie.
That's my gift.
Ham sandwiches.
Yeah.
On my wedding day.
Ham fucking sandwiches.
That's great, right?
OK, OK.
Thank you, Juan.
Thank you. Oh, wow.
You have the apple juice?
Of course I have. Thank you.
Yay! Yay!
I made five beats for everyone.
Just what I needed.
Oh, you're the best. You are the best.
So exciting!
Oh, my gosh. It's about time.
Yeah, no, no.
I think time for the winning gets spent.
All right
Is he in there?
Well, he should be in there was he supposed to come out of somewhere?
I'm confused.
He's supposed to be in there right now.
I have my vows and everything.
Maybe maybe he's just very nervous and taking a shit.
Do you think he got hungover last night?
I'm so confused.
Yeah.
Did he have a special party yesterday?
Where the hell is my husband?
It's all right.
Listen to me.
Look in my eyes.
Listen.
Yeah, where are they?
No, no, no, what were you saying?
You should ask ask about the pictures
Pictures
Where the fuck is my husband?
Who the fuck are you?
Where is my husband?
What? What the fuck?
What am I supposed to know? Where's your husband?
Mike, where is my husband?
I have no idea.
Oh, such a good dog.
People haven't even seen my husband.
What are those parties called?
Come, Mike. Come, Mike.
I'm so nervous.
He's not even fucking here yet.
He looks so amazing.
Oh my God. Do you want me to grab him?
To pick him? Yeah, do you know what he is?
Okay, I don't know, but I can I can get him. Okay. I'm literally I mean there's no there's no wedding without my husband
Where's the mich where's the mich?
Oh, I've seen my husband, why has anybody seen my husband?
Where is your husband?
Can you?
I just took a photo
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Your husband is not going to come.
It's our wedding day.
He's obviously going to come.
Juan.
Yeah, yeah.
Who gifted five forever ago?
I totally forgot about you.
Somebody gifted five.
No, it went away.
Who gifted five?
with a D or something in our name.
Thank you, but it's five, a minute ago.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not like a problem.
Jeremy, I'm not a cop.
I'm not a cop.
I am not a cop.
Hey, guys, thank you so much for Katie.
We get very little.
Hey, Doug.
Is it JT?
No, creature.
Can you smell Tomachi and ring him here?
Oh, my god.
I'm just a flower girl.
Hey, Katie, where is Tomachi?
I don't know, you haven't seen him?
No, I'm asking you because oh yeah, you cannot see Tamata, right?
Because he's in the bad block or something.
Well yeah, I mean he's supposed to be at the altar and then I'm gonna walk in.
Like we're not supposed to see him before, but yeah, he should be getting ready in there.
I think you gotta track him, you gotta track him too much.
Where is your S-band, KT?
I don't know, I haven't seen him at all.
I'm a cameraman now, I'm a cameraman
Oh great, you're the birds, okay?
Oh, thank you for the picture
I'm fucking together
And look good
Yeah, you look great, you look great
Thank you, my friend
Shib got, shib got, shib got, shib got, shib got
Shib, shib got
What?
I'm a police officer, I'm a volunteer
I'm sitting in the church for the first time
I'm a test club
I don't know
Oh
Hello?
Didn't even get to have the wedding of my dreams.
Got stood up, huh?
I don't even know what to do, I don't even know what to do, who the fuck is Nacho?
Inside
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be at the end of the altar waiting for me to come down
Okay, yeah, yeah, you wait you wait at the altar for me and Don's walking in and then you stand like near me
Okay
How this thing is all again in her hair?
Uh, I don't know.
Babe!
Babe! Get the fuck inside!
You're not supposed to see me, babe!
Babe!
But get the fuck out of there!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, please tell me that was a clone.
What was that? Why is he right behind me?
What the fuck?
Why the fuck is he not wearing a suit?
Wait, I have something to get. I'll be right back.
Okay, okay.
Okay chat, I'll go no hat because I thought Tomate gave it to me but you're right.
The fucking other one gave it to me so I don't know why.
Actually even red is kinda cute.
Ew, kitty.
Floating hearts I think.
I'll keep the flower crown or this for the reception.
Yeah, he comes.
I'm so excited this is about to be the best day ever!
This is going to be the best day of your life.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for guys for showing up.
Maybe now is the-
Exists a possibility that this day sucks, but maybe done sucks, you know?
Okay, well, there's a possibility that you can close your damn mouth too!
Yes, yes, it's going to be the best day ever, and I have four two rings, look.
All right, four two rings, ready.
Oh, look at this.
I'm so excited, I'm so excited.
This is the best day ever.
Oh!
Forever!
Or for a few days or months or years.
Yeah, or forever.
forever forever I think you deserve to see these I think you deserve to see
these
oh they look delicious
oh thank you ash they're amazing they are amazing the husband is here
okay okay it's time when everyone is seated I will be ready to walk in
No, no, you go in you go in first with the rings. I go in first with the rings and then what do I do?
Sorry, it's my first time. Okay, you have to sit down and everyone will call you up to give us the rings.
Listen, listen, listen. Okay, okay.
Whenever I will write a dot, you start walking to the fence. Okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, yes Mike, yes Mike, okay, I think we should wait a little bit more.
Okay.
Uh, because, uh, things are not right right now.
No, what the?
Okay guys, let's go.
Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
Okay, so go kinda slow like this.
Ash, Ash, that's my main goal.
Sorry, I didn't do that. That was a win.
Okay, okay.
Slow walk, slow walk.
He's not my wedding day.
Yes, I am.
Sorry, sorry.
How can I say that to you?
What? Tell me.
How beautiful what?
We look amazing but does that not matter?
Yeah.
I think that person is not the right person.
I think it's someone is dressing as Tomathe what as I mean I had I had to warn
this for you no it's Tomathe I know Tomathe what is he talking about yeah it
looks like him yeah he's giving nothing right now I'm wearing a fucking
Okay, okay, do you trust me or not?
Do you trust me?
I don't think that person is Somathe.
What?
It's Somathe, man. I checked, like, who could that be then?
What else would it be? What would it be?
Oh, my wedding day!
Oh, my wedding day! I'm burning alive!
Oh my god.
Who did that? Who did that?
Who did it?
Can I just get down this damn aisle?
No, Katie's burning.
Wait wait wait
Thank you
I just saw Tomato reading a chat first time.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, it's because it's a big day.
It's a big day, and he wrote a chat for the first time,
and everything is going to go OK.
Don't listen to the naysayers.
Lock in.
You are strong and brave, and this is your big day.
Thank you.
This is your big day.
Thank you.
This is your big day.
You make so much noise.
Whoever do something, just get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We blocked the shit out of them.
Yeah, yeah.
3 fucking minutes, 3 fucking minutes.
Thank you guys, thank you so much.
Oh
Guys
Why can't I hear multi from 3000 miles away?
Okay, I'm ready. Let's do this. Let's do this thing. Where she walked from right now.
Yes, I'm so nervous. I'm so nervous. Did you look good? Did you see him?
Thank you, thank you drop it drop it. Thank you. This is my gift. It's rare, but like
Oh no way thank you this is like it's forever it's a forever gift
I just got it from Nacho I stole it from him I just gave it to give it for you
thank you so much oh my gosh that's the best gift ever I want about there's so
many gifts in my chest up there but there's so many kind of nervous this
kind of nervous no me too me too me too I didn't know I'd be so nervous it's gonna
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. Thank you. I know I know I find each other. Yeah, wait what?
Well, I'm hopefully not
Oh my I'm gonna hold both of the research this one hold both of them hold both of them. Okay, okay, okay
This is it. Oh, you know, look at you see the flowers in my head. That's that's like like
Beautiful
But it was like roots it like I'll eat the bride, you know what I mean?
Does my outfit look okay does everything look okay my makeup and everything here
Don't yes, everything look okay makeup hair everything. Yep, and you know last many touch ups
Thank you. Thank you. I think you have to take a seat because they're gonna start the thing now
You're gonna start the walk
I want to kill this guy, bro.
Come here.
Katie, turn to me.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Let me picture.
Thank you.
Good.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Let me know if any lipstick gets on my teeth.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Smile.
Let me see.
Smile.
Smiling.
Yeah, let's play.
Okay.
Thank you.
Hello.
I
Yeah, he was literally born yesterday 3 hours tall.
You can go take seat for now.
Oh my gosh, when do we get to walk in?
We're waiting for the last guest.
Oh, now, now, right?
We gotchnound.
get your asses! ok im gonna, im gonna, ready? ready? here we go
the ring bearer I'm bearing the ring
please notice I'm bearing the ring
is that some fucking medicine?
big bro big bro
yeah
I love you
let's do it
oh my god she looks terrible
fuck you one
Thank you, Mike. Thank you, Don. Come here. Come here. Thank you guys so much for joining
us. And thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Pope. Hello, babe. Hi, babe. You look so good.
Oh god
You're so sexy
I love the outfits
I'm blushing
This is beautiful
What the fuck is that, you're mad
The bump needs to spring
And actually we need to stop
Yeah, okay
Stop
We all gathered today to celebrate a great event here on our island.
Today, KTB, aka Katarzyna Bez, are getting married with Toma Kito.
Sorry, sorry.
Today, this is a very special day in our community.
Two different people will be together till the last of their life.
So, oh my god.
On my left, a regime member, KTB.
Bravo!
We are celebrating today the great union between the regime and the federation.
Yes!
Wow!
Amazing!
Do I need to close?
No.
Every enemy can be united as one.
You are my as my friend. I am very happy about this day
Thank you for being a heart and kindness to our church
You are my friends since day one and I'm really happy that today you are uniting with the regime
I
The first is a minor fault
Major made
The hell king
Poser
Hallelujah
now I'm going to ask Kwakiti and meet your blood to come forward, what actually you're
to do the role of blessing the holy water.
Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Quackity and young multi.
Yes, interesting picks.
To be faithful to the holy fairs
and to accept the holy water as a gift from God
to all of us in our community.
Yes, yes, of course.
Tuck, tuck.
I will use my stuff.
Tuck.
Oh.
What was that?
Please, can you open the door?
Everyone in the tent.
Oh wow.
Guys, there is holy water for everyone
but please give us back the bottles
because we are eco friendly.
Are you a door or are you a water bottle man?
No, I will pee.
Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike!
Mike! Mike! Mike!
Mike! Mike!
Oh my god, the holy water touched.
okay okay yes here you go please
who has magnet guys? who has magnet?
Mike are you okay?
oh you have no sense okay
drink up drink up drink up drink up
I'll give you one and there is one diamond for you
I already drank it, so I'm gonna take it back to the bottle, as the bride can do what she wants, but take the bottle.
Thank you, and one time I thought...
Can you bring me back the bottle please?
Can you give me that bottle?
Give me that bottle, give me that bottle real quick.
I really need the bottles later.
Surely we can get them later.
No, not egg, not egg.
Surely we can get them later.
Don't drink that pepino.
Yes.
Have some.
Thank you.
Is there a mob?
So this is my stage.
Be careful.
Okay.
Preast, continue.
I'm your love, a chao gigantan
Pan mym pastezem
In yez, but I'm in the chego
Ash slag, I'm gonna ask you
To hand the rings to the bribes
Bribes? Okay, alright
I would like to give Katie
her wonderful um heart ring and i would like to thank you tomorrow is ugly disgusting uncooked
trash thank you oh okay guys what the fuck this is a beautiful ring
may i say my vows yes take in the moment okay i have a couple vows prepared for the love of my life
Sweet, sweet hubby, I'm going now, okay, may I go?
Repeat after me.
No, can I do my vows?
Yes.
I have them to do my vows, sweet, sweet hubby, when I met you three weeks ago, you changed
my life.
We have the strongest love there is because you cheated on me and I am still with you.
This proves that our bond cannot be broken.
I don't care that people say you work for terrorists and liars, they're just jealous of our bond.
I love how you shower me with compliments and crouched when you think I'm pretty.
I'm proud that we have saved ourselves for marriage, but tonight that changes.
to me okay bro it's gonna be in Spanish Katie you are so cool I like your style and your
Katie? Yes? Okay, repeat after me.
Really guys?
Oh
Get him out
and
I'm closing
you
love
loyalty
and the honour of the Małżeńska
oh no
this is a loot box
oh no
it's gonna
security lock in
security
oh no
ok, hyper
it's ok, hyper
hyper
you know what
I'm going to kill you!
God, I'm going to kill you!
In three of them.
And all of them.
From this moment,
I pronounce you
husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
Good!
Get down!
Go, go!
She's coming for me!
Go, go, go!
She's coming for me!
Go!
I'm sorry.
Go!
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
I will help you
SHUT UP!
Wow!
And I'm gonna say it in music.
It's okay, it's okay.
Oh no.
No!
I
Oh my god.
Yes.
Hi.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Woo!
WTB's fight. WTB's fight.
Who said that? Who said that? Kick him out. Kick him out.
I got it. I got it. I got your gift.
You have a backpack, an extra one, like a spider, an indian soldier.
Yeah?
I didn't prepare you again.
That's okay, Mike.
Your presence is a gift.
Oh, I'm about to go to the party right now.
I'm gonna be the first one there.
Bro, who is this?
You heard my voice!
Who are you?!
What the f*** is going on here?
What the f***?
No!
He's crying!
Stop, boy!
Hey man!
Hold on!
That's still drunk
Hey T!
Yeah?
Can I come round back?
No!
OK
Oh f***, that was not me
I'm sorry, I'm just really fucking over-stimulated right now.
As a Polish tradition, I give you salt and bread.
Thank you, this is amazing.
Thank you so much.
Can I give you the word yesterday, I guess?
Thank you so much for the best.
Very welcome, I hope you're happy.
I'm so happy.
It's the best day ever.
I can't believe I'm married.
Thank you.
Oh, who's that explosion okay, I'm going to the party I'm going to the party I bet it's really popping
Oh my gosh, what a beautiful day. What a beautiful day!
Is my render all for?
Thank you guys.
Thank you, my love.
That was the best wedding ever.
Come here.
Couldn't have asked for a better forever.
Ow!
Fuck, out of our wedding.
Oh, my sword, my sword.
Yes, it was so good. It was so good. The book
What?
Are you for real?
What?
Are you for real?
I need more time to smoke, you get, you're gonna get
POSSIBLE ON?
This is the best way ever, this is even better than the wedding
Thank you, Shok
I don't know, I don't know
I got big gifts
Thank you so much
I'm so happy for the KT
And you, if you do anything to KT
You're gonna mess with me, okay?
Oh, I'm a brother, I voted on the aisle
And I thought if anyone objected I would fucking fight the rest
Exploit then you didn't because our love is so massive you want me to do catch the explosive. Yeah, man. I mean, okay
Okay
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh
Everybody watch out. Oh my gosh. I'm taking this everywhere. Thank you so much
That's okay, right?
Yeah, yeah, let me fix that.
Oh, beautiful.
Like you have a truck?
Yeah, I gave Katie a Pete Jeep truck monster truck thing.
Oh.
So sick.
Why am I in reverse? Why am I in reverse?
Woo!
Not on the teacher?
This is one of the best gifts I've ever seen.
Oh
Stay off the roads
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
What the fuck is he got me?
Where's Jeremy? Oh, no, let me fix for you Katie. Let me fix for you
I need to press this thing here. Oh, thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay working again. Oh, it's place
Yeah, yeah
Okay
Yeah, I'm ready and here we go everybody hold on
I'm at the top. Let's go. Oh, you can do it. I'm on top, too
It was up. It's not now start driving
I'm out of fuel. Let me see. Let me see what's that. What's that called?
Wait, take these I think these are I did something. Okay, okay
Can you give me the one you're holding? Yeah, I need to teach how to drive this shit. Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
Bro they got the monster truck for the wedding
Oh, yeah, I dropped them somebody picked them up
Oh my gosh, I just feel so complete I feel
I know it's the best day ever exactly how I imagined
Thank you, thank you
The happy it's was like for me, you know, I know oh and look who's just arrived
Look who's arrived for the after party!
Wooo! Wooo!
Wooo!
Wooo! Wooo!
Congratulations to the other fool!
I feel so amazing!
Thank you guys all for coming!
This is the best day ever!
No problem. Isn't there supposed to be like a...
The first dance game! We need the first dance!
Oh, yeah, we do need to do the first dance
Stand right there
He started!
I beat him
Guys if anybody has a speech, if anybody has a speech
If anybody has a speech about our love, if anybody has a speech about our love.
I have a speech, I have a speech.
Spief is there now. Everybody gather, everybody gather.
I would like to take this moment to say that I'm really happy for you,
and I'm really happy for you, Tomatito.
Thank you.
From now on, your love will be a sign of respect
between two evil organizations, the regime and federation.
From now on, there is a sign that love is bigger than any conflict.
I'm so happy for you, Katie.
Thank you.
I've known you for my entire life.
I remember when I gave you my first iron sword.
And look at us now.
I'm a pope and you are a married woman.
Thank you.
To the best person there is.
Thank you.
From now on, you will have his surname.
So you actually are named SOSBOSS SITO, congratulations.
I didn't know that, okay, thank you.
Thank you, well that I'm so glad that I have a new name.
Thank you so much.
Oh yeah, I'll toss it, I'll toss it.
Everybody get behind me.
Get behind me.
Whoever catches it gets married
ok everybody care at once now
I guess I'm getting married
Victor party let's go
I'm gonna be the lucky one
I'm gonna put down the TV and play it out
hey
there I am
let's go
I'm gonna go
everyone is in the whole
I'm so happy but I
I didn't get that many gifts today
Oh cool cool cool
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I forgot it
Oh what the fuck, where is the gift?
Oh here
Grab the gift
Oh my gosh
Oh
Come here
Ow, ow, ow, ow
Hey
Congratulations
Oh my gosh, what a beautiful gift. Oh thank you
Yeah
It sucks
Yeah, this is this is this this fire is fucking dead, you know guys, so why is nobody on the dance floor?
What the hell is this?
Oh my god, Crystal Mollie's here.
Oh my god.
What's going on, guys?
I want Crystal and Mollie.
My text is destroyed.
My Zabka is working.
Can I open it?
Mr. Jack!
Mr. Lucky Lady!
Yes, that's my ring on.
Thank you so much for showing up today.
So who's the lucky lady?
I'm sorry. What the fuck do you think I am? So, it's Tomatay. It is my boy, well my husband
now my hubby. It's a boy. Thank you. It's a straight wedding? Yeah, what do you mean?
Okay, all right. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So, yeah, but thank you so much for coming. You should
Yeah, you haven't met him have you?
No, you have to
I haven't met him
Oh my gosh
Can I have a shift?
Can I have to do the thing where I put the gifts in the safe?
Can I just give her the gifts?
No, no, no, no, no, drop them to me right now
You're not supposed to say that to her
That's true
Drop me right now
Here, I got you this, it's a mask of misery
Turn your magnets off
I'm sorry
Oh my gosh, faculty
Hold on
It's like an IUD
Sorry, there you go
It's a mask of misery
Now that you're
Okay, and I wear this
Yeah, you sure can
Put this
Where do I put it on? I just fucking dropped the cat!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
How do I wear it?
I don't know, I mean
Okay, well, when I figure it out, I will
Right click
Hey, why wear it not on the party?
Why wear it not on the party, man?
It's not showing up, hold on, here we go
Why is it not showing up?
This is most of the truck.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Give me a photo.
We get a...
Give me a Mr. Day's photo.
You look absolutely miserable.
Thank you. I appreciate that.
I think Grandma paid for the party.
He missed the wedding button. The party is super brilliant.
Oh, thank you.
I get oh my god
What's supposed to play some?
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Always fucking crack me.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
She's, she's, she's, she's, she's cut it out.
Like the socials.
Did I get him?
And what do I do with these?
These are, look, look.
What?
These are country sticks.
They bugged out.
This is what they use in the Vietnam War to trap American soldiers.
Oh my gosh, I can't-
They often set traps and then the American soldiers would fall into the punchy sticks,
and sometimes they'd like smear shit on it, or like some chemicals, so that it really hurt.
Okay, definitely have a use for that for sure.
That's a great wedding gift.
Wow thank you I've got I've got more for you look please your magnets better be
off they are there there it's a crab claw
Yeah, this is so beautiful
Now look how far you can reach
I was gonna say not very far
It's a slight increase
Fucking headphones
Okay, well, thank you
Yeah
I don't think he's coming back guys if anybody's come knock on my back it's
Thank you for the five and
not in front of us yep good good shot you know
no I'm not sad don't worry Katie have more cocaine come on thank you thank you
All of it all of it
Right now I think
Yeah
I don't have any more
I have holy water, do you want some?
No, we have a lot of water already
Are you having fun?
What a beautiful taran
I love your outfit
Royer
Royer, slow down, build a notebook
Uh, what do you mean?
Wait, what's that funny?
Cupid! Cupid!
Oh no.
I'm going to kill him.
Hello?
200.
Thank you for the 5!
Hello!
Next, next, next!
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Thank you.
Bro, why do I have a scout people?
What?
Thank you. It means a lot coming from you. If you have any gifts, you can drop them now.
The laughing. Oh, I appreciate that. That means a lot. And if you have any gifts, you can drop them now.
Thank you. That means a lot. And if you have any gifts, you can drop them now.
I have avocados for you. And...
Okay, right here.
Oh, fuck.
Knock me through.
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh. Right.
I appreciate you coming for the after party.
No worries.
No worries. Just say that you hate me. You can just say that you hate me.
I'm kidding.
Thank you.
I'm really happy that you find a good person.
I know. The love of my life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's fucking love with this?
Come here. Come here.
Oh shit.
Oh yes, super light, but that is okay.
That is okay.
You just, the party just started.
giving gifts so. Oh gifts. Yeah. We just got done giving them so you can work time actually.
Yeah. One sec about gifts here. I have a lot of gifts for you really.
A lot of them actually. Do you show?
Yeah so many so if you need to find them. I got a sword in it. Give me a minute.
Okay no worries. Blessings by the way. Yeah you have my blessing as well.
appreciate that definitely need that
there you go okay in case that guy tries to harm you do anything
wow need this oh my gosh i don't even know if i can hear it
off so you want him to be dying while he's
having a nice idea no no no no not for herself bro
throw that tomato or whatever that is and run away thank you
this is the best day ever oh hi congratulations buddy
oh
Yeah
Congratulations on your wedding
Oh my gosh, wait, that's amazing and I don't think I got your gift yet and now would be a perfect time
Would you like a gift from me?
OK, I can get you a gift.
Get right about now.
Is there anything in particular that you like?
Pink stained glass and sea lantern slabs.
I have a perfect gift for you.
Here, come with me.
Thank you, Dawn, for the raid.
Thank you.
Let's fucking go.
Thank you for walking me down the aisle.
Couldn't have asked for somebody better.
Sorry, I just got $10,000 gifted, sorry.
I understand.
It's your wedding day after all.
They're coming me coming me actually have a really good again for you, okay?
Well, how fucking far do we have to go it's this way it's this way it's this way
This is not even the quickest path
to this way oh my god yeah you have five fucking seconds more I turn the fuck
around even though I'm gonna give you a gift do you see what I have in my hand
No
All right ready you see what I have in my hand
Why
Wow
I said wow I said wow
Wow
I don't know it isn't working. Maybe the floor is reinforced. Okay ready
Oh
Jumping for me
No, no, no, no, look at like a lick lick lick lick
Wow, jump before me jump before me jump before me
this. Yeah. Wait, drop it for me. Drop it for me. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, this is a gift. Okay. And gifts have a process. I show you the gift. You say how
awesome I am. I exchange some words of niceness and then I drop it. Okay. Okay. And that's
a gift. You're so awesome. Thank you. You're too and congratulations.
Oh, let's fucking go.
You're a piece of shit.
Volvi! Volvi!
Uh, yeah.
The fuck is Mr. J?
I heard him, I heard him, I heard him, Marko, Marko!
Hello, hello.
Woo!
He came back.
What the fuck is this thing?
What the fuck happened to this?
I feel like it, I don't know, I don't know.
I think there's a toddler in the room watching Pokemon.
It's a mess.
People can't, people act like children around here ever since she left.
It's ridiculous.
Hey
Thank you so much. I'm glad you could come to the after-party
No worries you're here now it's time to party
have you met my husband? no. this would be him? the white one?
hi. wow, very white. yeah. that's a very fair skinned man. yeah, he is, but he is a lot
Yeah, he doesn't um, he doesn't say much or do much or go outside much, but he loves a lot yep, you see that
Thank you come here, I appreciate you for coming. What's that come here come here
Okay, come here
But the fucking here put my back. I don't okay find the guitar right now. Okay. Well there
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Can you get my fucking?
It's a beautiful song beautiful day beautiful people beautiful love come here
Is it that totally insane?
I know, cause...
I meant to be...
Thank you so much!
Where's our honeymoon?
Yeah, where's our honeymoon?
I told him to plan it.
Are you thinking about marrying?
In your mind?
No.
Do you have it planned?
Okay.
Okay, yeah
You should go to Bermuda
Where the where is that? That's like straight east from Kentucky. I was thinking we go to New York. Oh
Don't do that. Yeah. I have a friend who said I could stay at his place
I told him to plan it so
Mm-hmm
I don't know who told you that they had extra spot for you to sleep, but it wasn't me
Well, but that's you know what friends do
You know, I don't I'm not in the city. I live like hours and hours away in the mountains. You know, I don't
I'll just take the I'll just take the Amtrak out there
This is a very sore point for me. Please do not bring up the Amtrak today.
Okay, I won't bring up the Amtrak today. I'll bring it up tomorrow. Next time you're on, I'll bring it up, I'm sure.
Okay.
Your objection?
Oh, you know, what would make me a little happier?
Free card
Making making nice music for you
Yeah. The objection was...
You don't have any card packs on you, do you?
They're in the shop.
Oh
That was I'm sorry. I needed just to breathe her because it was so beautiful. I started to cry
um you have suggestions
maybe they got a card pack dance monkey
yeah or maybe like a card pack
oh i got to see the way you smile
You don't seem very happy. No, it's really good. It's really good
Okay, well I'd be smiling if I take a corn pack or something
What you do, here's a play that you're gonna see me in time.
A computer-related stock that has a lot of fun.
Dance monkey, dance monkey, dance monkey, oh.
Oh.
Get it, me, never ever do the things you do before, oh.
They say.
Oh.
They're not going to listen to the money they've been saying.
Oh, you don't get to be here in there for a while.
We're in for it, you guys.
There we go.
Thank you, Jeremy.
That was beautiful.
You really have a true talent.
You really have a talent.
Protect the bride please protect the bride my hair my hair
My hair my hair oh my god, oh my god
glad we're safe okay how's my makeup look everything good okay thank you okay
thank you so much thank you all for it
You can sit down while she's in the water, I'll lend it to you
Amazing! Amazing!
Honey!
Sit!
Take this, you have to be with her all the time, do what she tells you to do
You waited, so stay there, okay? I'll go get the equipment
I'm sad for about seven years.
I don't know the idea of this make money.
Right?
The potential of the trust is coming back.
You know, I'm starting to care about myself again.
Yeah, yourself and your family, if you're happy.
I'm not there.
Your family?
The family matters.
Family matters to me.
Making money is one thing, but if you cannot spend it with the people you love, it means nothing to me.
Exactly.
It is a lot of us.
Tom, do you hear that there?
I think they're having a first date over there.
I opened a new business.
OK.
I hear them.
Just so you know, I'm not a gay guy.
Oh, maybe they're not having a first date.
I just needed to shut up.
No.
What?
I think I know.
Oh, I think they're going to fight.
I think they're about to fight.
I just wanted to set the table.
I just wanted to set the table first.
That's all.
Oh, I know, but I'm sorry.
Hey, it's like, when you go to the cinema and you're in a
space, you'll get a little bit of a coffee.
Yeah, that made no sense.
I don't know why I said that.
You'll get a little bit of coffee.
Hey, Mike.
Hey, Gary.
The Matrix Club.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mike.
No, no, no, no.
They were great.
I loved your wedding.
It was so nice.
Yeah, we're just having a little moment.
Thank you, Mike, for the box. Thank you for the truck.
So, Tom, it's your turn. Name three things that you like about me.
You don't have a poem?
Yeah, because I don't have that much for long, you know?
Hey, sir.
Just so we're clear, I am a straight man.
Okay, sir.
Oh, I like that you're not a straight man.
Oh, I like that he's such a straight man.
He's in the denial phase.
Oh, I want your face.
I see that you're not sweet just by looking at your eyes
What?
My eyes!
What do you see in my eyes?
Greenness
Oh my god, it's even worse than I thought
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it
I feel like we are interrupting the game
Excuse me, where is the radio?
In
It's on the side
Yeah
come over here
I'm the jester
the final is here
I need to open the jester card later
jester potion
Thank you
I want to question
What has happened to you?
I don't know
I'm not sure
I don't know
Oh my gosh, you're the best you're the best husband ever
I got I got one of them. I got one of them. Why is it green? Yeah, thank you hubby
Thank you. Oh
I
Make it stop raining
I think it's a good luck
You can't roll your arse?
No I can't, I just can't do it like that.
Roll them.
I don't want to do it right now.
You can't roll your arse.
No, no, I can't.
Oh, you can't roll them.
You can't roll your arse.
Oh, what?
What the fuck is that?
What was that supposed to mean?
oh what?
what the fuck is he supposed to mean?
he's money, he rolls a lot of money
what do you thought of him?
yes, he's a weird one
we're acting weird man
smoke break
we need to go on the street and make a wheel
in la calle y hagamos una rueda y fidamos al dios de la lluvia que se descenta we need
to go on the street and make a wheel
What the fuck?
Can I come steps?
Venga, osea una rueda entre nosotros
Is the party over?
No, the party is never ending
Yeah?
Yes
Okay
I'm not sure what's going on here, I'm not sure.
Are you sure?
If it doesn't work, I'm going to kill you.
Yes.
I'm going to kill you.
Amole.
Please.
You sacrifice a virgin?
Yes.
Good.
Okay.
This is real.
Um, um, not working, it doesn't work.
where are you?
Right?
how do i do that?
meditation, meditation, such meditation.
we have to ask for?
ok, meditation up there.
meditation.
ok, meditation.
meditation.
Meditation
Rain please stop rain please stop rain
Please, not on my big day, rain rain go away, come back another day.
Why would they do that?
Porque nadie hace nada y no se detiene la lluvia, it's not working guys, no está funcionando
I'm so sorry for you and your wedding and some of the people that are still here.
And we need to do it in a house, in a house, you know?
I guess.
With feeling, you know, without the rain.
Right, without the rain.
Right, yeah, we need to, you know, improvise, you know?
You know, the rain's kind of beautiful, actually.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Don't you guys think?
Yeah.
We can dance in the rain. I don't have a problem.
Where is everybody?
I don't know. Say something and like...
Guys, my party! My party!
hey guys where is everyone the party can't wait for a honeymoon
The real question is, what the fuck is my pink jeep?
Fuck is my pink jeep.
you
You're the best house of it ever.
Oh my gosh.
To lightning do us part.
I would die with you.
If lightning struck you down, I would strike it back.
You're gonna try a typical Mexican drink?
Yeah, yeah.
It's called...
What's your name now?
Alright, alright.
Let me just...
I think I tanked it because I drink a lot so I don't really feel all that much but it
Don't listen to them
Say goodbye to everyone
No, thank you. Don't you touch my husband?
WUC!
What?
WUC!
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Amiga, no te preocupes
Talbe seas la persona viuda mas rapida del mundo
Pero lo vamos a encontrar
Watch out, watch out
Hey are you ok?
They are me
this is fine. Oh my god. What are you talking about?
Look at my son.
Oh my god.
Daddy, you've been...
you
I think this belongs to you.
I will find your entire family and kill all of you!
Ha ha ha. This does not correspond to the Federation.
I need to give a fuck. Enjoy the island. I got you.
I'll give a fuck! I'm killing you all of you! All of you!