you
How is everybody today? Best day of my life. Well, I can hardly even keep a straight face,
but yeah. Sorry about the abrupt ending yesterday. It was just obviously my husband fucking died,
so it was a little tough. I couldn't really bear anymore. Everybody was just being all
Happy go lucky in the chat and I just couldn't take it anymore. I just could not take it anymore
I hope you guys understand shout out to everybody though who was reminding me about Geo guesser
I'm gonna do it today, obviously, but I didn't have to do it yesterday. So thank you guys for the reminder, but it was all good
I'm not gonna die because I didn't do it. So don't worry. Thank you. Oh my gosh
Did I see the new widow minecraft skins will make yes, I actually put one on I only saw one of them
But I put it on.
Widow Maxing.
Is that what somebody just said?
What the fuck?
Does that even-
No, Maxing, well, okay, this is a little Erica Kirk, but I am actually excited because
I want to see what happens now.
I'm actually a little excited he fucking died.
It's really sad.
It is really, really sad, but it shakes things up a bit, right?
It's kind of exciting.
No, not the killer.
Wait, what song is playing in the VOD?
Yeah, I know.
If you watch the VOD, well, I played This Girl's on Fire, I obviously sang, and then
I had to do this.
It's Never Over.
Also, I know the intro mutes a little bit of the VOD on Twitch, and I'm trying to get
that fixed, but just bear, because right now I like work so well with the song, but it's
bro everything is copyrighted you know a trial for his murder we're gonna see I
don't really know what's gonna happen today hopefully some good shit I'll try
and that headquarters will be getting done today today right and then
hopefully I don't know maybe I'll get kidnapped
fuck the feds yeah fuck the feds I was actually on their side and now it's
fuck them. So people are talking about my villain arc and like villain arc against the Federation.
Yes, which everybody has been telling me they are bad. And you know, I fell into their trap
because one of them was so sexy. So just know guys, don't fall for that even when they're super
sexy but we'll get into it and depending on what happens today maybe we'll switch
it up and go back to my Tomo we just have to see you never know my skin is so
clear thank you all right get your last compliments out before we get in
And thank you all for the 500k. Thank you all. Thank you all. Thank you all. I appreciate
it. I actually can't believe it. Um, how much you're a million a million a million a million
a million a million. You always look so hot. How do I do it? Yeah, thank you. So maybe I'll
Trying to do something for 500k, I don't know. It's randomly sprung upon me yesterday. Randomly.
Married and widowed in the same day.
My trauma.
Please do have five to see my skin.
I will.
Y'all, some of y'all might have seen it on, um, oh wow, oh wow, okay.
So I should have mentally prepared for this.
Why is this happening to my shaders every time?
Psy.
Oh, that says Psy.
Psy.
I don't even hear the game, by the way.
So, I don't hear the game.
I should be hearing the game, right?
Come to the KDB HQ.
Everon?
Hi Bestie Widow.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hold up.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hold up.
I don't even know if sound will be coming out of anything.
Let me pull up my own string again.
I can't even hear my own fucking string.
Do I need to plug it directly into my fucking PC again?
I'm trying to think if that's what I did yesterday.
Is it plugged in?
Yeah, I do it in my Xbox controller and it's been weird recently.
I know you guys can hear me.
Wait, you guys can hear the game?
No, yeah, yeah.
All about to say. Okay, hold on. Hold on.
Then I gotta think about my mic now.
Let's ask them if my headset mic sounds good.
Let's get the real test.
Wait, you could?
What?
What is my, I want a hundred volume, okay.
Wait, sound output.
Oh, that'll be me.
That'll be me.
Now, let me make sure it's right on here.
JBL Quantum 950, iris.
OK.
Yeah, I got you at the outfit.
OK, much, much, much, much, much better.
Shapo.
He has his own account now.
Wait, I want to ask people if my,
I want to do my headset mic.
I love a headset mic.
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
Okay, okay, come to KDB HQ.
That was what I was told.
Oh, the skin, the skin.
Katie B. in morning dress, okay, download Minecraft skin, change my Minecraft skin.
I'm re-logging all of this.
Really? Really?
I can't even widow correctly.
That's so fucking embarrassing.
I cannot be in my wedding dress all day today.
At least put me back in my other outfit.
Change skin.
Select file.
Katie B. in morning dress.
Upload.
Classic.
It was on slim. I'm going to do classic this time. Oh, I should have done reset skin probably.
I should have done the damn, uh, okay. Okay. I should have just done the graph shit. Find
message graphs and then try to do it again. Okay, okay, here we go. I have to undo the
command. It's Mike's birthday! Okay, okay, I'm gonna reset it, don't worry. Don't have
to do the whole damn command, he set my ass. Oh, tomorrow. Oh, go on a grieving tour. Just
clear it? Okay, okay. Is she sad? Yeah? Yeah, I'm fucking sad. Can you not tell? No chatting
chatting today for morning vibes. No chatting today. A moment of silence please in the chat.
I swear to God, it's speeding up.
No, no, no, no, no, no periods, a moment of silence in the chat.
Let's get that moment of silence in the chat
if you actually respect me and my husband.
So OK, start it now.
Is silent.
Alright, we will try that later.
The held graph you've been sending me.
Oh my gosh, please do not start fighting over that.
Please guys, obviously we were never going to get that.
Everybody to be quiet.
Please do not start fighting.
I close this Discord tab, I better not be seeing some shit like that. Okay, what did
graph send? What's the damn code? Okay, so I might be able to do this. I got to find
And this is going to go.
Okay.
I just don't know how to get the right link for it.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, no, that's my skin from yesterday.
Don't lose aura this time.
I just don't know how to get the right link when I hit download.
I actually like hate this shit so much.
skin clear. Who the fuck is this, please? Who the fuck is this? Oh my god. Say it ain't
So, like who is, this is not...
Identity crisis.
Okay, wow.
Sorry, it only took me 35 minutes.
Alrighty.
Okay, let me get into character.
I know.
Yep.
I know.
Yep.
Yep, I know, I know, yep, I know.
Yeah, let it out, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
Yep, it's gonna be okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, a little bit of, okay.
Yep.
Yep, take a napkin.
Yep.
Yeah, it's, let it out, let it out.
It's gonna be fine.
Is it going to be fine though?
No, it won't be no it won't be I
Am broken
Yeah, I understand I understand. I really I feel lost. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do without my hubby. I
Know it's it's such a tragic. What happened. Yeah, like some people told me died. He got kidnapped. What happened?
So what I saw sorry, I'm choking up. I'm choking up. I'm joking up. Nope. No worries. Yep
No worries.
Are you smoking?
What?
No, oh, well, I mean, I'm just taking it up
after what happened, you know?
Yeah, okay, fine.
I'm just lost and broken.
I understand.
Oh, what?
Yesterday, he, we were running around all happy
at the reception.
It was amazing.
Mm-hmm.
And then to Pepino and some other Federation motherfucker,
Like was saying you can't do that. You can't be with her is some dumb shit and
They struck him down and with lightning he burned to the ground
What the fuck?
We have to kill them
We have to kill them we have to kill every single last one of them. I don't know how I
Literally don't know how I don't know the first step. What do we do? What do we do?
well have you seen my skin I'm wearing this I'm wearing the shiesty
give her off give her off
thank you she's devastated guys she's devastated I'll play you a song
yeah and I will play with him play you play you nice little song yeah oh yeah
you start I'm in a payphone trying payphone trying to go home all of my
I pay for a second for you
Where all the times go, baby you call
On everything they say for you
If I were a father, I'd talk about your story
It used to be, and I'd talk to a member
And it is to me, and it's hard to-
Maybe this song is a bit too sad, but I didn't think about that
actually okay i'm sorry katarzyno
okay my backpack is an opening too which is also making everything
You have to take it off and put it back on again.
And I see that you're in the closet.
Don is probably also in the closet.
Um, yeah, I am just in mourning because my fucking husband is dead, so...
I'm gonna have to get dressed quickly.
Yeah, please.
I would like to...
Jeremy, this is giving me, um, bad memories of yesterday.
Is it not good?
No, just the outfit.
My outfit.
It's giving me bad memories of yesterday.
Let me take my shirt off.
Well, maybe I can change bad memories for you.
Okay.
A little bit different style, but I hope it's a bit of a gift for memory.
Thank you, Graf.
Yeah, we're all wearing black today.
Yeah.
The ones who care are wearing black.
Who's going to help?
The thing is though, Katie, I think you need a shiesty because if shit goes down, like we actually, we need it.
like we need we need to be ready at any time I know I don't have oh I don't have
a widow shiesty skin right now I need to get that yeah you need to fix it because
when we do these secret missions to kill the fads we can't be
seen you know we have to move in silence we have to move what the fuck is that
skin what the fuck is that skin real G's move in silence like lasagna the hell
is that skin Jeremy who the hell am I Jeremy's probably responsible for his
death yeah
he asked who he is I said he looks a little like you
how does your sister look like
looks like a sister
oh well we're not we're not that's an imposter
yeah mocking me oh thank you for mocking me the day after my husband died
Thank you. Yeah
Yes, there's KTB on his KTC
This is not time. Yeah. Oh my gosh, I like you fire bro
Um, I wonder if you look like that girl.
This is actually my, uh, my account.
Yes, I need it out.
I actually...
Are the animals doing all right?
Okay. Thank you.
How, uh...
You know where you need Katie you need you need to put your mind off everything that happened and you know what helps the most of getting your mind off things is to do other things.
To do songs. Set your mind free.
No, I only have one goal and it's to kill the Federation. Have you guys actually seen any of the members today? Where's this QSMP live?
Dude, actually.
No, no, no.
If I see one of the fats pop up, I'm just making the shit out of you know.
I'm just making the shit out of him.
Yeah, I'm joining you.
Yeah, but what happened?
We were just making, we were singing, dancing in the rain, and we were chilling out in the
Hello Kitty cafe, and suddenly Duncan comes screaming over to us, to make it die, to make
it die.
And we were like, oh, I mean, he just got struck down by lightning by the federation.
They killed one of their members right in front of me because he fell in love with
normal like me. You're not normal. Was it just like it was
raining? Wasn't it just? Yes, it was raining and lightning.
Okay, so. But like lightning just shrugs. Do you think it was
directed to the lightning? Yes, because they literally said, Oh,
man, what was the script? I don't remember the script, but it
It was something along the lines of Tom Tomatate, you know what you've done, you stupid little
bitch.
And then it was like, boom, right on him.
But they call it.
Where is he buried?
Well, I don't even know.
I don't even have.
There was no remnants of him.
So I can't even do a proper funeral either.
John, have you ever got hit by lightning?
I think you just degenerate no said so I mean I've never got hit by lightning
But I think you just go up and smoke
Yeah, he was gonna be fine once you were there don't oh
Yeah, that's right. Actually you took that shit like a charm
Yeah, I've seen foolish get hit by lightning, but he didn't die
hmm, I
Don't know why he just died so either it was stronger lightning or tomato was a weak ass
I have two things to do now find a new husband and kill the Federation.
Well you mean find a new husband you're you're trying to move on back?
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
No, I would never.
I would never.
Obviously I missed my baby, but.
Yes, your ex is us.
My volunteerist tribute.
for my husband.
I don't know.
Okay.
I just felt like it was the right thing to say.
But yeah, I appreciate that.
Thank you, Jeremy.
I'm just a very noble version.
Thank you so much.
Come here.
I trust you with Jeremy.
Like, if I had had to point out one of my friends
to get with my sister,
it'd probably be Jeremy to be fair.
Jeremy over here.
Jeremy has Prislan.
That's Pasito.
He's a good singer too.
He plays a lot of instruments.
See, I'm into very manly, tall, and big, and strong,
and a beard, and tattooed, and, um, oh, and yeah.
Yeah, I guess me.
Yo, you're describing me right now, chill.
OK.
Yep.
I don't even care I get one more ride in my jeep I'm getting one last ride in my jeep
fucking kill me they're gonna kill me this will be my last day this is gonna be my last day
how do I get in this thing oh wow well I hope you guys had fun with me here I don't even know
How what do is this in is this driveable?
I've no I'll push you if needed. Thank you. You okay?
I actually don't really need a last drive in my Jeep actually. I actually don't want to
Yeah, actually I don't want to. Could you take my photo by it though?
Yeah, I could
The fuck's my camera?
Do you have a camera?
Yeah
My paper though
Wow, I don't have a camera on me. Oh my god, but guess fucking what guess what guess what
Guess what guess what it is
Fucking idiots. Yeah, fuck you idiot. Yeah, ugly ass. Sorry. Well, I'd smack the shit out of you boy
Yeah, you're lucky that you're lucky that yeah, you're very lucky
Very you have some sort of protection
exactly cuz you're some sort of protection bitch is what you are what's
his name what's his name they were placed right husband that quickly
not looking good boy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh
it's getting hard to see huh yeah yeah do it yeah you think I don't have enough
city for you boy and who just gives it up to you let's ban him we should ban him
yeah okay that's absolutely just bad that person from the platform I don't
know what's happening but we're about to yeah it's about to pop off hey what is
this and what is this
yep okay okay oh nice nice nice nice nice nice
fuck the federation bro
I wish it was a middle finger email, you're lucky minecraft skins don't have middle fingers
leave me alone, leave me alone, you and your whole federation company organization
good day
try to build that
go go, really Mike
who is this?
some kind of robber, fuck, we're stuck
fuck them, I'm gonna kill them
we'll have a standoff yeah who can stand here longer yep be silent while you add it to
I think you guys are strong.
Wait, I think you guys are strong.
You have cobblestone maybe?
Who is it?
How about my movie?
I'm on a night. I sleep alone
Let me take that piano away from Jeremy. Oh, he moves you move you move you lost you move you lost congratulations
You like
Get my camera
Look at you
Look at you just lying around
Take his stuff out of his pockets
Take his stuff
Don't break, don't break, don't break, don't break
Spit on him boy
Don't
Look at you
You've tricked them
Look at you
I'm gonna twerk on him
I'm twerking on him and he can't do anything about it
Yeah
Woo-hoo
Put the second bones in his face
Yeah
Woo-hoo
What's he gonna do about it?
He can't just work it in your face
Yeah
He can't do anything, can you?
He can't do anything about that
Shit smells disgusting
disgusting yeah yeah show me where my husband is
Yeah, it's working.
They see me.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah, everybody works on it.
Are we torturing this guy?
Yeah, it's working in his face.
Yeah, working on it.
I'm team agging him!
Team agging him.
Yep, you're getting team agging, but Katie's busy.
Nice.
They like that, man.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's why he shot the box, but technically it is his first game.
Don't care bro.
Maybe it's not his fault he can't find it.
I liked Pepino, I liked Tomato.
But that Galva can fuck it up.
What's his name?
Galva.
Loser?
Galva.
Galva?
Yes.
Galva?
What's your name?
I'm Halva.
A Gliass name?
Halva.
Is your name Halva?
Hey, can you get up?
Show us if you can even get up.
I bet you can't.
I bet you guys.
Ha ha ha ha.
Bet you can't.
The chat is saying his name is LeMond.
Out of character.
No, no, no.
Bad metagaming.
Name is Halva.
It's not metagaming.
It's literally in the game.
It's in the game.
WMG, bro.
WMG.
There's a guy that expels every character secrets, please. It's in game so I can I can you get
Guys, I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Okay. Hey, I have a morning session to do
Wait, it's raining. What the fuck you're going?
I have to go tell my supreme leader something
Okay, but a steakloaf on ice then don't be alone in this rain. Okay? Okay
You are hot cannon
Gay who reads this I know
Wait, I will go and write naked naked myself
Waiting boy, which TV crew was last qsp?
Love it man. That's my community right there. Look at them. They can don't come don't come what the fuck you
I think just like the eyes I don't have stuff to you anymore, bro
How are you not I
I'm gonna tell ash that it's time to destroy the Federation
I really need to organize my shit, uh, also.
He's gonna be so happy for me.
He's been saying that to me?
To me?
What the fuck is the regime right now?
Oh my god, it's just him.
Oh my god.
Okay. Also, I really need stuff to- Okay, the rain is really annoying a lot of my ear. I'm turning it on.
I really need pink, uh, pink flower.
Okay, he hates me.
Let me go drop stuff off at my house.
Can I speak lower? It will be tough. Wait, chipped? Replaced? Chipped. Alive. Missing, missing. Alive, but straight.
Okay, I don't think that we have to- I mean, why are we acting like that's like a disease?
Like, are they just trying to say like, that's okay?
That- wow.
Wow.
And I'm getting ignored.
All right, let me drop some shit off and get my swords and stuff so I can lock in.
Uh, so now I actually have to keep one of these pink flowers on me, but I need to find
a biome where I can find more of these pink flowers, okay?
Images going here.
I'm gonna put this photo back up.
Boo-boo!
Okay, hats.
I already have this hat.
Thank you guys for the gifts, but I already have that.
Pink would make pink, right?
Bone meal it to triple it.
Okay.
Bamboo spikes.
Like sugar, do I need sugar?
I need to take shit out of here.
these splash potions? Like... I'll call them food.
Wait a minute.
I need a tomaté box.
Chicken plushie?
All right, let's put this in there, put some bread in here, I don't know, sugar can go
in here, put these chest up in here, book and quill, where was the crab claw go, miscellaneous?
I don't know, miscellaneous.
Even plushie can be miscellaneous.
Uh, this is, uh, technically food.
Oh my gosh.
I hate organizing.
Tomatay wrote in the books.
I know, but I can't keep too much shit on me.
I need to do like a memory box for him.
Okay, all of this shit.
Let me put away.
Keep this on me.
Wait, this is my literal helmet, because look at my inventory right now.
Pink tulip I'm lowkey going to use, keep the pink flowers, I'll keep like one.
I can put the tomaté stuff in my under chest, okay.
So his stuff is, I don't even know.
What's his stuff?
This probably.
Tomatay, my lover.
This is of him.
Ah, this pink tulip on light.
Job guy's pink tulips outside.
I know.
Do they regrow because it actually took a little bit.
the other day. The rings. What's miscellaneous? Hats. Hats go in here. Mask is a hat I guess.
This is not pink right? I don't think it is. I'm burning it. What is this album? Okay.
Okay, I'll put this album in here.
Whoever sent me that, Stove can go in here.
I'll put some more food away.
What the fuck is that?
Enchanted golden apple?
Salt can go in here.
Orange syrup can go.
Oh my gosh.
What is this red dye?
Grab camera.
Got the camera.
Okay.
I think I have things on me that I need.
My use is pink tool for die Gabe has a die farm is he on
Alright I'll organize the other stuff later
Does he really?
What is the fuck is a die farm?
Wait is the die farm real?
do you have a die fart? okay this is basically all shit I need for my build. pink glass
is like been the hardest thing because I cannot find anything flowers I have red ones
just bone just bone
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I mean, I still think that I spelled it that
way on purpose surely.
No more bone in here?
I should wear my crown today okay, so Gabe hates me
All righty.
That's my fucking vows.
He doesn't speak English?
Who can translate that?
Hi, I'm a fish with a butt face.
I'm gonna have to let it talk.
Be free.
Be free. Be free. Okay, he's in spot, he's in spot.
Okay, I've got to get my checklist from the thing.
First Gabe interaction?
Maybe.
Okay.
Gabe.
So I think that the pack has a dye farm.
I can take you there.
But it's very vanilla, very vanilla.
Okay, well, you can take me?
Okay.
Come on, let's go.
Okay, thank you.
Oh yeah, I have a little bit okay, okay,
okay.
and then call me.
Did you understand?
Wow!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wow.
Anything, just call me.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Touch-out.
What?
How do I make it like that and then would I put this in it?
Wait, I got to make bone meal.
So 24 bone meal.
How do you make more?
What is bone meal?
Hit the note block.
How do you use the bone meal to make more?
Oh, I bone meal the flowers.
Why am I barely getting pink ones?
Of course I'm like not getting the pink ones.
Why don't I just turn it off?
Why don't I just turn it off? They'll just go again.
It's never ending.
I'm never ending midnight sun.
So, hypothetically, how the fuck you make pink glass with it?
Woo!
Should I just burn all this shit?
I'm sorry.
This feels wrong.
Sorry, getting all of my,
you take all that take all that oh no I can't make it in there
Where the fuck is my clipboard?
Oh.
Wait, why isn't I going?
Why isn't I going?
I made way too much.
I made way too much pink glass.
Did I make way too much pink glass?
Gunpowder?
What the fuck I gotta do with the gunpowder?
why would I need more also my gosh I feel so bad for graph here let me figure it
out. Wait, who the fuck is over here? Oh my god, is that an animal?
Poor guy, poor guy.
I have gunpowder, I think.
Okay, oh, but I can't move too far from this so like what am I gonna need next I need so
so much pink glass. I need so much pink glass. I honestly just need a lot of glass. Oh, there
Where's my tulips?
Okay.
Let's see how long this goes for.
Because now I gotta get sea lantern slabs and this and...
I put...
Okay, okay.
The cage has sea lantern slabs.
The cage.
The fuck is the cage?
Smooth though?
Fuck.
Jizzle.
Alright, let me go to my house, I think it's in my house.
This is coming together though.
Wait, I didn't even know everyone was on.
Oh yeah, he said that bullshit to me actually.
Did Dawn just get off?
Well, um, chisel.
I got to chisel these and didn't I have to go somewhere to do that?
I need to always have this troll up in my offhand.
Let me check this farm back here.
I will do it myself.
Fine. I'll do it myself.
Bamboo?
Wait, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
I don't know.
Okay, I'll get to Ashen one second.
And I just want to start this.
Uh.
Why is SIH shittin' out of the back, Sean, please?
Thank you, Gaby, for the raid.
Make the top floor my penthouse.
Maybe.
I just don't know if I want my house to be so accessible to everybody.
Everybody leaving and rejoining.
guys it's not cave I said Gabby thank you Gabby for the raid
What is going on?
No, no, no, no.
I got that.
No, I got that for you.
No, cause I got that for you.
I got that for you.
See, I have to...
But I have to be nice with the regime right now
because I'm gonna be needing...
Oh!
Oh, it's just me and you.
It's an absolute sight right now.
Trust me, trust me.
Get this on your little camera.
Get it on there.
There's gonna be a day when I kill all of you guys.
I absolutely torture you.
I'm gonna hang you from the ceiling and tickle your feet and your armpits until you can't even stand us anymore.
Alright? Get that on your little camera and upload that.
Trust me, this will be the last thing you see before you die!
I have it.
Not stripped though.
I don't know.
I don't know, I'm gonna do my meeting first and then I'll strip it.
Strip that down for me, baby.
Know I love it when the music stops and come and strip that down for me.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Strip that down.
Bump in a minute.
Okay.
Wait, they don't have a strip machine? We don't have a stripper machine?
So your husband just died, oh, um, amazing grace, how sweet the sound, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese.
Oh, May!
Zing, Grace, how sweet the sound!
That was his favorite song.
It sounded like Mario a little bit.
T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T, is that Mario?
I don't know.
No, um...
Okay, okay.
Fuck's grafting here.
Oh, whew!
Two fucking minutes!
Two fucking minutes?!
You think I got two fucking minutes?!
Where's the damn waypoint?
It's going to be so fucking fire.
I was singing the top, could be my meeting room, a long table meeting room, it's not
to decide.
I mean, I obviously have a museum of myself in there.
Do I have the checklist on me?
is why do the waypoints keep deleting like what's the point of waypoints we're
just gonna destroy them so that nobody can get them should walk a large of you
in your hubby yeah I'm gonna have an enemy wall I'm gonna have an enemy wall
which right now will be I'll have a memorial dedicated to him I will have
maybe a photo like a juror a museum and I'll have my journey I'll have photos of
me big moments. I will have a hobby, enemies that I'd be like the Federation. If anybody's
pissing me off, I'll have their photo up. I have a long meeting room. I'll have a little
therapy nook. People can come in and then I have to think of other shit that I want to
Juan, yeah, for darts of them, a rage room.
A list of women, a list of women that inspire me.
Get a skin totem of tomate?
What is that?
Yeah, Abbey Lee Miller pyramid.
That's exactly what it will be.
Okay, my list. So,
I'm going to be getting glass. What else is going to be tough on here?
If we go to the place that, who showed me that place guys? Who showed me?
Push on me.
Aldo!
Aldo gave me.
I can get that. I have a good amount of mahogany right now.
I have the torches.
I just quartz mahogany glass.
I think I can get those sealantrum slabs.
I really want to finish this.
Club creators, think of the five!
I need a podcast room.
Aldo's cords are 25,000 blocks away.
away. Let me chisel these. Oh, two minutes by the way. Two fucking minutes by the way.
DAMN IT!
Okay, let's see if I remember this.
Okay, then they have to be slabs.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I placed that.
What the fuck did I place that?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, go again. Try again.
Try again. Try again. Try again. Okay. Okay. You need three of them to make six slabs.
Rое!
R Ded.
R D Ded.
MOANING
M şöyle
There you are
Yes
ugh
nooo
ugh
hello
hello supreme leader
sorry I did not do your wrong way
you sound uh
The different pissed off is what I am and I'm ready to kill the Federation.
Who's with me?
Can you explain everything to me, please?
What do you mean?
Why do you want to destroy the Federation?
So, okay, one second, you're still Steve for me, so I'm going to re-log real quick.
Okay, pretend I didn't get here yet.
Okay.
Take two.
No, my throat is starting to hurt a little bit.
Thank you, Subbies.
But some said, do you think he'll add to your current place?
That way you have a cozy place to go to away from work.
It's up to my cozy standard.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the happy bride, the happy bride, Katie B. Oh my God, let me
just say it.
It rings last night.
Crazy.
Stop it right there.
What?
Are you worried of what happened to my hubby?
Um, no, your hobby. Let me let let's recap. Let's take it from the top here because I
think we kind of don't understand. So from the top here, you ask for a job with the regime.
I see. I actually potential in you. You're the chief psychologist. We have a thing going.
I tell you that I tell you that your fiance is not a good person and not only is cheated
on you but also works for pigs that are pathetic in nature have hurt me you see this you see this
do you see this portrait to my right um those are my two daughters the feds killed the federation
killed them and tomate was filming all of it every single one he filmed as they chopped the head of
hyper but he is not a good person but but it's your private life i don't need to protect you
All right. So, so I gave my blessing to this marriage. All right. And I understand. But now,
and yesterday I stood there, it was your big day, but I stood there like a fool. As everyone said,
the regime and the federation are now intertwined as one. So please, indulge me. What happened to
you a wonderful wedding. Where is Tomate? What's going on?
Sorry, I am really emotional right now. I'm so sorry. I'm so
sorry. I'm getting choked up talking about it. I do apologize.
Sorry, I just get choked up talking about it and thinking
about it.
Are you okay? What what what could possibly have happened?
Okay, so after the wedding, right, it went amazing, it went beautiful and you know,
I get it. You have your opinions about him, but we keep working private life separate.
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't want nothing. When you knew before you
kissed him, you said, people said, people said, this shouldn't happen because you work for the
the feds but they're all jealous and I looked like a twat because I didn't do that why would
I be jealous sorry continue I'm sorry what what could possibly have happened where's
the like probably like she's probably filming another tragedy he's up here he's up in the
sky right now because he died right in front of me lifeless got struck down by lightning
by another member of the Federation they turned on him because they know he's a good guy his
own family turned on him because he was, he wants to be one of us.
Why didn't you tell me anything?
He, he wanted to be part of the regime.
He was actually giving me inside info on the federation.
You're lying to me.
Yes, I am lying to you, but still he was a good guy.
He really was.
Oh, shit, okay.
And I fucking hate the Federation.
Seriously.
We need to do something here at the regime.
Where are all the other members on a day like this?
We can absolutely take them down.
Where are the other members right now?
Yeah.
Like, come on.
We need to be rallying together.
Yes.
not. So let's play a game called not. Here's what I'm not going to do. I'm not going to
say I told you so. I'm not going to minimize. You can say it. You can say it. Just say it.
just say it. Okay. I don't think I can say this without consequences, but you do not
understand the level of low that the Federation is. Everyone, if you sign up to work for them,
you have to be. No, I don't. I'm not a person. Now you do. I get it. And, and, and, and they
killed tomate they killed your fiancee and husband peace to him husband uh okay right your husband
husband slash wife slash partner um they killed they killed tomate all right and we're gonna take
down the federation now all right one by one we're gonna take down the federation that's kind
of been what i've working towards this entire sober i didn't want to drag you into it because it
was a little bit above your pay grade but that is kind of what i've been working on this entire
over. Follow me real quick. Following. Do you see this? Did you see this, by the way?
I didn't see this, so wait, what does chiptcha mean? Okay, this is kind of inaccurate.
Just pretend. As far as such an hyper, we're both compromised.
Okay. But listen, it's because of the fence. The fence did all of this, and if we take the
Fits down like a house of cards. Everyone goes down simple as that now follow me
We thought they were unkillable right because when you try to hit them nothing happens
I'm not there right. Yeah, you try to hit him absolutely nothing happens. I know
There was once a sure I believe you
But there was one singular way that we found out the one singular way
I can kill any player in Minecraft no matter if they're in creative mode or survival
Faris is apple juice!
Actually, no, not the apple juice. That is a void trap.
That hole over there goes straight into the void.
If you don't have any idea how tempted I was to push you in there, but I did.
What would happen if I went in there?
You would die and you would never be able to get yourself back.
But that hole is where, that hole is where we pushed Amade in and we smiled and laughed
as he died.
I didn't know he was in other roles before, but continue.
I'm pretty sure, no offense, but you definitely knew.
Yeah, sorry, continue.
Yeah.
Anyway, the regime is not, I mean the Federation is not unkillable.
We can take them down in any way possible.
fact my daughter that they just killed it was raining and thundering today because I
this is deeply personal but I did a ritual to bring her back oh did it work
I don't want to give you false hope but I care
I was kind of I was really let it down when you continue to work with the federation because it
I was deeply let down
and it genuinely made me look weak in front of the whole silver.
It made me look weak in front of the whole silver, Katie.
That's just the truth of it all.
Everything I'm saying to you right now is out of
this origin side of me that I can't explain,
that cares about everyone in the regime,
and I don't know why I have that or what I have that,
but the reality is you made me look weak by
marrying a member of the Federation.
And I know love and all of those things exist, all right?
And Hyper showed me the video, you guys fell in love, like just underneath this very spot
actually the first time he crouched at you, Hyper showed me on TV, but I'm kind of in
a dilemma right now, okay?
the ritual to bring someone back I'm I'm still I'm still working on it alright
it's really really it's really really weird the ritual to bring someone fucking
yeah okay so he flew in time he's one of the smart ones but to my day was just
not. And also there's like a second part to this. Hey, what's up, bro?
Hey, I love the Federation. You know, every single cameraman, everyone works for the Feds,
the same people that killed Tomate. You know that now, right? I know. I know.
I still know. I still know how to be back. Were you going to flow for that cameraman?
Be so serious with me. No, no, no. I've already ran into him today and I literally tried hitting
Okay. Okay. Hell no. Okay. I just want to know if you're rock solid about this. Rock as solid can be.
Well my daughter came back. I don't think he was my daughter. It was someone else. The
revival ritual is so, so weird and completely like unpredictable. So I really don't know if that's
about you you want to go right now are you sure he's dead are you sure they didn't just transport
him somewhere because the feds do that one of the mo's is kidnapping maybe we can spend some time
looking for where they're keeping him well that would be best case scenario because what i saw was
lightning strike him down right beside me poof gone dead was there a death message
like before they killed him or after no in chat was there a message that said
tomate has been killed
hmm oh by the way is this a morning I'm like sad and like morning today yeah
yeah yeah but did you see a death message or not was there a body
Now that you mention it, I don't think that there was.
Okay, so, so, you know what I mean?
Nobody, no death.
They did not court your boy.
They just kidnapped him.
So you mean I was about to go on a grieving tour for nothing?
What, what is a grieving tour?
Besides the court.
I actually think what is it going to be so are you gonna do like play the best hits like music? What's going on?
I'm just gonna spread his
Love through that was kind of my point
So you were gonna you so you were going to
You're gonna do a a morning tour and charge people tickets and profit off of his death
It's not it's so that's where you're getting wrong. It's not profiting off of his death. It's promoting
his legacy life while and taking that money to put into other the promotions and and just
charities. Okay, even though he worked for a disgusting
Hey everyone, we hate the Federation. I know you're watching. None of you cared about
Tamate. Alright, he was an asshole to me. He filmed all my friends dying, but he made
Katie very happy. And I think finding him wherever he's kidnapped will be a middle
finger to you disgusting white pieces of robotic shit. Artificial intelligence,
federation, bricks. You deserve to die and all of you will die alone. None of you
have any friends. All of you have really flaky skin. None of you are
moisturized. We'll find you. We'll rescue Tomate. He's gonna leave and then Katie's
gonna put a fucking blade to all of your skulls. Put this in the video. Yeah, turn
the shit on selfie mode. Yeah, if you can hear me, fuck you guys. All of you.
Seriously, I'm gonna find my husband and I'm gonna get him back and I'm gonna kill all of you in the process
Yes
Yes, so about that morning tour. I think you could do really good for the regime actually
So I mean they're still not out of the realm of possibility like multi has like a stage in everything
I could do something. Yeah. Yeah, and this march is well, dude. Imagine the March if the RIP tease
Okay, so nice. This is this is this is this time and place
This is all the Federation, bro.
Wow, they think they're messing with us right now.
Yeah, congrats guys.
Do you want to know why?
Because we're getting too much information right now.
Yeah.
I don't know, dude.
I'm going to keep it a box.
I don't know how to help you.
I was about, when they said all that stuff about the regime and the Federation now being
BFFs because of the marriage, I really wanted to kick you.
They were doing that to get in your head.
Don't listen to them.
They're trying to get in your head.
It was everyone.
Yeah, I did talk to everyone.
And what did he say?
He really, really hates you.
That's what he said.
He said your first mistake was recruiting KDB
to the regime because that was you
were the weakest of them all.
And I, oh, no, okay.
What the hell?
What?
You're screen you're screenshotting our messages. I thought this was I thought this was confidential. Well cuz he's fake as fuck
Why can't that's
I'm gonna need to go talk to him and tell him that it's okay. Well, why?
You could ask me the three white. Oh my god, you oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god, you first you marry one of my fucking manipulators and abusers and then now you're screenshotting messages to oh my god
Oh my god. I won't bring it up to him. I won't bring it up to him. It's for my own personal
Why yes, you're the screenshot folder. I
Have a screenshot folder of everybody who does me wrong. It's private confidential. I
Put you in the family album, man. I put you in the
Hi
Why did you marry a fad? Why did you you know how many people can crouch at you, right?
You know and I know love doesn't make sense. I think I don't even understand it like that, but you know
He was hot and sexy what can I say he was hot and sexy
Like a McDonald's
It was not, it was not, I got it, someone's got to say it to you dude, your standards
are really, really low, I'm sorry, fine, it's fine, but he's not dead, I still need to find
him, will you help me kill the Federation?
Okay, I'm only saying this because I know he's not dead, there was no death message,
so he's just kidnapped, I'll help you find them, I've busted into a fed building before,
This is where they were keeping a lot of people, Brian, kidnapped, they used quartz blocks.
This is the dude that heads the Federation.
What the hell did you find it?
Like, it's just like, how do we find the prison or the plushie?
No prison!
Uh, just no life in the video game, basically.
Yeah, I do need some of those quartz blocks, actually, and my husband too.
We have an infinite quartz farm and a group of the regime.
Do you guys have glass too?
Yeah, what kind of glass?
Pink?
Yes, we do.
Pink what?
I don't know about pink, but we can give you infinite glass.
Oh my god!
What?
What do you mean?
Why are you...
Is this like a backyard?
Yeah, I don't know where to get materials these days.
Okay, do you have a material list?
Just duplicate it and give it to me, I'll do what I can.
Oh my god, oh my god, how do I duplicate it?
Just give me the book bro.
I really need to see the entrance lab and stuff.
Oh my gosh, I would do anything for you.
Bro, you could have like not married.
That's fine. I don't even want to. I'm just saying this because he's not dead, okay?
You could have not married a bed. Why?
Annie cheated on you.
Annie cheated on you. Annie cheated on you.
I don't know, but I promise he's one of the good ones out of it.
They turn on him for a reason.
You have to trust me, they turn on him for a reason.
Maybe the reason was that he married an islander.
I don't know if it's that deep.
I don't know if he's one of the good ones.
The bomb shell has entered.
The villa.
Who is the bomb shell?
Is it Filza?
He's 37.
No, me.
You said islander.
So I was thinking me.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry, Filza.
Filza, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's actually a really good 37.
Phil's a-
Yes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Phil's a new bombshell.
Yeah, no, no.
Is that like a Love Island reference?
Sorry, dude, I don't watch anything.
Yeah, it's a Love Island reference.
What?
Is it not?
What is Villa?
Katie, if you're not kidding, I have some photos for you.
Oh, should I go pick up my photos?
Okay, well, he has probably the wedding photos.
you want to relive those but listen I'm with you I have to say I'm disappointed
but because I trust the truth but I'll help you find the feds and we'll kill
them okay we'll find our way please not because I give a fuck about tomorrow
because this will be a middle finger to the feds that's all and maybe a little
bit because it makes you happy but not even I don't even do fuck man why are
you still in the regime I bring a lot of hope to the regime seriously I'll bring
a lot of help to the regime and we will kill them together and you will get a photo of my
sword in their neck.
That's that's legit 90% of why I want to do this.
Imagine the headline though.
What can Katie be the chief psychologist of the regime?
Oh, the merch will be so good.
The merch will be so good.
Oh my god.
That's way better than any reunion tour.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Perfect.
All right.
Go get your photos, but if you have any info, let me know.
All right.
Okay.
morning thing and like sort of reclaim it as like a suit of arms like this is
your battle this is your battle armor okay I will you can start a podcast as
well maybe oh I would love to yeah thank you
Woo!
Wait for it.
Okay.
So...
What's this place called?
I have all the glass at SAA, financial district.
He's not here, that was not for you.
And I'm actually heard very bad things about you, I heard very bad things about you.
About me?
Very bad things about you, irreparable things.
What do you mean, Katie?
Unreparable things
Okay, let's talk in in table. I see my book really quick. I have to give my book really quick
Holy shit
Yeah, just just a bit. I should expect it
Photos oh
You're wearing like this get up
Yeah, it's been a it's been a tough 24 it's been a tough sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
I'm strong woman holds together.
Yeah, you'll bounce back.
Maybe. Anyway, here's some memories of that day.
Hopefully they don't.
You know, spark any sadness.
This one is the wedding itself
It's like it was yesterday
It was
You shut your blasted for an hour you shut your mouth over there
And then I have this one at the after party.
Oh, I definitely got to see the after party.
Did you get one of my husband got struck down and killed?
Did you get that?
That could have been a good photo that I could put on some merch.
No, I was actually...
Oh, I could do the merch.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you get that one struck down and killed yesterday by Lightning?
by lightning.
Oh, first dance.
Our first dance.
I'm lucky.
These photos are beautiful.
They were both found.
Oh, yeah.
Did you need to do that interview?
Yes, we need to do that interview.
We'll do it literally in 15 minutes.
Done!
I'll do it literally in 15 minutes
because I have to get you some seat on top.
OK, OK, perfect.
How could I ever repay you?
Seriously, please take this, please.
Yeah, okay, yep.
Did you give me?
Oh, yeah, nice.
Oh my gosh, how did you do that?
Yeah, I went to one of the caves, you know?
Take this, you'll take that too.
A lot of sea monsters and I killed a lot of them,
almost died a couple of times.
I got you the slabs.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, that was tough, that was tough.
Did everything on my power, but I got him.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,
What? What? What? What?
Oh, go Don! Go Don!
Go Don! Go Don!
Go uh! Uh!
Go Don! Uh! Uh!
Go Don! Uh!
Hey! Hey!
Okay! Take that!
Okay! Apple juice!
Yeah! Go Don!
Go Don! Let's go!
Woo! Woo!
Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, you wanna know what everyone said about me?
You know what he said about me. He said he hates you. He really really hates you. That's what he said
Because I'm the weakest because it shows that the regime is weak is what he said
No, never never I would never do
you're on the waiting list for water well yeah I am well I hope you do not get it
what the actual fuck can you believe it so what I did feel was actually organizing the
entire ceremony yesterday on the chair you did so then her husband died and now I am the bad one
Yeah, I fucking Zeus who strikes your husband or what?
Probably probably oh, so you think I'm a wizard
Then call yeah, you think you are a weasel
From now on I'm fucking gray Gandalf
Katie we need to talk
Did you really what?
About the events from yesterday
Thank you for the box
I don't know how I could ever repay you seriously you don't have to it's all good. Oh, thank God
Katie I think you never I'm sure that I talk that out if you need me no way to find me. Yeah
Yeah
My best team, by the way.
My best team.
Big brother, my protector, my king.
Big amazing yesterday.
Thank you so much.
If you need anything, let me know.
Yeah.
Yeah, I won't need anything but one.
Okay.
Good.
How is life?
Delately?
Hello?
Sorry, I needed a bit of chacrion!
I needed a bit of chacrion!
Yesterday was a lot!
It was a lot!
I'm so sorry about what happened.
What happened?
You know, every time I think about it, I'm so sad because your marriage lasted for an hour.
And you deserve better, you know?
Yeah, I don't. I don't think I do. I don't think I do.
Well, technically, you know, you do, you do, you do. Listen.
What's that?
Okay. Do you mind?
Do you mind?
I mind what like do you have WD-40 at all no that's this bench you know look and now
oh that's actually you oh my god that's actually you I thought I'm okay no it's not look look
okay now you sit okay okay when that now you sit now you sit okay
I'm sorry, what happened to you?
Oh nothing, just my husband got struck down by lightning, right in front of me.
I was asking him about our honeymoon and we had went to the club. We were at the club partying shaking ass
I was twerking on him and then all of a sudden we go outside to hang out with his friends his
I'm not aware that you sound like that
Like I'm fucking microphone
Microwave or what not? You are not aware?
Or you are?
If you are aware of the mission, I don't mind but maybe you are not aware
No the mic is good. No the mic is good
Okay, if the mic is good then it's fine, okay?
Yes, the mic is good.
Okay, no problem, no problem, it's fine.
So, if you are aware then it's totally fine.
I thought you were aware.
Yes, it is good.
Anyways.
I feel like on TeamSpeak when I play Counter-Strike 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and my everyday is also cool.
I have been told that it is good.
Oh, never mind, okay, okay, yeah, it's fine.
It's perfectly fine.
Now I know.
Okay, never mind.
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry, okay
everyone okay, it's okay
So no, I was actually making fun just just for making fun, you know, it's it's
I know you were in roleplay character
Absolutely, because we are like a friend is to enemies, you know, that was my enemy era. No, yeah
Yeah, is this better for you?
I'd actually say it sounds pretty much the same, you know, that is amazing.
And the previous one is actually amazing.
It's probably better the previous one.
Anyways.
Yeah.
So what a wonderful quality, you know, I am sure of it.
All right.
So tell me about yesterday.
So yesterday.
Yesterday yesterday yesterday
We his friends went into we want to go see his friends
Papino and the other
white guy in the whatever the fuck he was wearing and he said something along the lines of
To to Tom Tomate you
Yeah, you naughty you can't do this you ugly stupid motherfucker and then he killed him strike him down right in front of me
That was it, that was it, that was it.
Katie, you know what?
Yeah.
I actually know where the Federation have their headquarters.
Can you believe it?
I found their...
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'm speaking in English!
I know, but it was just on the one word, I didn't quite catch it there.
Head cutters like fucking
What is a HQ tell me
HQ
Oh headquartered. Oh headquartered is what you're saying
Head cutters, okay. Yeah head quarters. Okay. Okay. Okay. I thought you said head cutters. Okay. Same thing
probably okay no problem no problem it's fine it's okay so pedals um yeah and can you take me do you
want to take me you are a widow yeah but yeah of course but we we need to be on the invisibility
potion maybe okay and wait it's so fucking far i don't know if i have a waypoint footsk
Wait, I think I do. Just a test. Wait, I see which waypoint it might be.
Okay.
But what then? What do we do if I will take you there?
You know?
Um, well, we can take photos, investigate, and if worst comes to worst, I will fucking
kill them all, because that is my plan eventually.
One second. Just test.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
No!
You know you're not killing anyone, huh?
Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on you, Katie. Don't worry. Just sit down.
My God, Don! Don't say you.
Yeah, I'm right here. Don't worry. I'm right here.
Okay.
Make sure you don't get hurt. Okay? I'm right here.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
should i say anything should i do should i do anything no no no just make sure he takes you
to that hq and then we go there to get and kill everybody okay okay yes yes yes yes
that's actually an o7 he destroyed the waste home what
but but listen anyway place when they were kidnapping people and then they took them to
their like prison cells I actually saw it would you like to see it please please set quarters
yes yes the murderers of your husband I have to see it I have to this is the
right thing look look look look what they did to my poor child no yes fucking
bandits you know but you know what I got from the from the wedding look at
What the f*** is this shit?
BEDRUCK!
We are selling bedrock now!
What for...oh my goodness...
Kurva, where is the picture? One second.
Here, Batuh.
Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.
I have a question. I have a question.
Look at this. Look at this. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah. Well...listen to me.
What's...what's...
Let's put the inflation here.
You need to get the...
No inflation.
He gets 17 diamonds!
Yes, worth every epic hut.
You want some epic cats maybe?
You know the business is actually doing really really bad right now
Because you are not the part of the financial district you know
And time out is dragging to pay this
I know that it's we're losing people over here
We I have to get it up and running I have to talk to my
Yeah
We come
What's this? Yes
That's an old poster. Let's just fucking get rid of it. You know
Thank you. Thank you.
I can only afford?
Yes, Scruff!
Yes, of course!
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Of course. Of course. Where did he go?
Oh. Okay, thank you.
Wait, are we going there right now?
I have to go back, I don't have a tablet
What does a tablet mean?
Well, I don't know how to sit
Ah, ok, no problem, let's go, let's go there
And Katie, I will show you the pictures after the interview, ok?
Ok, we can go
Ok, bye
Welcome to the fucking basement of...
Eeeeh, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Wait, what?
Is that what an energy ass does?
Welcome.
Welcome, welcome. Here, normally, ladies and gentlemen work and give numbers, but today I don't have that role yet.
I'm inviting you.
Okay.
Paravane, fuck, everything!
You can pour water on yourself, if you want to.
Aha, I can't sit on my moped.
Okay, I'll sit like this.
Ms. Caporzino.
Yes.
I have a few questions about your husband.
Okay.
Were you present during his disappearance?
Yes.
Can you please tell me what happened?
We...
Can you please tell me what happened?
We had come up from the gay nightclub and his two ex-friends,
members of the Federation, Papinho and the Federation officer were standing there and they said to him and I cannot remember the exact quote, pardon me.
You can prioritize.
He said something, the officer said something along the lines of Tomat, Tomatay, you cannot do this.
You are a dumb ass idiot. We all hate you. You turned your back on the Federation and then lightning struck him and he disappeared. And from there, I did not see him.
by Federation officer do you mean cocoa or do you mean another guy another guy
one that I actually don't believe I'd seen before yeah had on yeah there's been
many new members since lightning struck and he disappeared at roughly the same
time as the lightning yep boom snap they were it was gone he's gone with the
lightning. And I went to, I went to Yellowstone and the officer
followed me there.
You went to Yellowstone.
Okay. I will need to question Papina. Who else was present?
You two or three names would suffice. Or maybe, okay, whoever
you can remember, who else is there?
Duncan, Molly, Royer, and that's about all I can say for certain.
That's fine.
Right, I want you to talk to those three.
Um, is there any other information you might have the tomato have any enemies other any
people that don't like like him?
Honestly, the people that don't like him on the island, or it's kind of some of us.
It's I know that Ashton like him, but I think he respected him for being my husband.
Um, Juan doesn't like me.
I spoke to Juan earlier and Juan said that like tomato always follows him around and Juan never liked tomato.
Okay, I didn't know that.
Perhaps the other Federation members saw your marriage as well as the officer said as his betrayal of the Federation.
Yes.
Anyone else that you've seen act hateful towards Tomata?
Him and Papino are good friends, but yesterday...
Papinos did have an argument. I told Papino not to continue it when you were around.
Yeah, they were getting into it a little bit. I kind of noticed from afar.
Yeah. Um, I think that everyone, did you like him?
My Lord, ask the audience. Probably muted and has been monologuing for the past 10 minutes.
Me? Yeah. Did you like tomato? No, I hated him, actually.
But I didn't kill him?
That's me?
I didn't kill him.
But yeah, yeah, that's true.
You might be next in line for an interview, Avram.
Yeah, but look at this from this perspective.
If I would have killed him, right, I would say that I loved him.
him. So I wouldn't be a suspect, you know, double psychology does exist. In case of Katie,
zero psychology exists.
Wait, wait, let's take the wall. Yeah. Okay.
As you can see, there are a lot of things, a lot of factors we need to take into account
when it comes to tomatoes as a parent.
I think the most important link to start off with now is I will need to talk to Tomat,
sorry, talk to Pepina.
Wow.
I wish we could talk to him.
slip sorry. I will need to talk to Papina, I'll need to see if the others that were present
share the same information as you know you have been emotional you might be remembering things on.
Yes it's been a lot. I suppose talking to Tomata wouldn't work it would be more talking
can ask him, but I don't know.
Katie, the death of your husband will be revamped, you know?
You really think that?
I hope we may once again all dance to the kilo.
I just wish I haven't had a phone, man.
Why do you need a phone for?
Why would you need a phone for?
I wish that you had a family car!
You're gonna call me right now and let me to beg me, begging for you
Now that i've danced and let you go
Alright. Listen.
Kati.
Mm-hmm.
I know Grafie's not a dad-
AHHHHHHHHH!
I don't know.
You're doing okay.
Yeah, I'm doing quite fine.
Just make sure if you get a mental breakdown don't raise your arms up in the air or you'll cut them on the ceiling fun
The body of a god the voice of an angel. That's actually
No, you would be goddess
You're right. Chawaboga gloss on your life. Thank you very much. Yes
Yep, just a great god
Is there anybody in here is there any balloons? No, we take our work very seriously
We have no fun allowed. Okay, so I would like to release a couple balloons in his honor, but I'll find something else
You can put them in the filing cabinets. Just they're a bit cramped. We have a lot of boxes, but I don't have any
What am I supposed to put here?
Anything about payment
Let me let me think about the payment. Let me think about what I what I can do for
Hold on. Wait, I get paid?
Of course. Let me think about all the factors.
Happy ever after it exists, I would still be holding you like this.
this. I am willing to take care of this matter free of charge.
Oh, that's a good price. Thank God, because I really don't
have much. I really appreciate that. It's important enough to
me that I am willing to do this all from the kindness of my
heart. Oh my goodness. Okay, thank God. I didn't even know I
was originally gonna have to pay. So this is a really good
news to hear. Yes, it's like good bad news and then good news
Okay, can you on an emotional world, Costa?
Yeah. No, that's, I really appreciate that. Come here.
Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, watch my head. Wow.
I think you should go to the barber opposite of the head.
I'm sorry. Okay.
You'll be fine. I'll go back to him.
Um, show me those photos.
Come. We need more photos of Spider-Man.
Thank you.
are you coming with?
oh my god
there is no way to get out of here yet this is just like a
this is going to be a teleportation hub
yeah there's a way point
this place is going to have like teleports to everywhere
but i can find that's east of now that's necessary
I guess I'm going to buy some hats while I'm here oh my gosh get some hats let me get some
Let me get some hats, let me get some hats, let me get some hats, let me get some hats, let me get some hats.
Come on, Frog. Come on, Frog.
Come on, Froggy.
come on. We did it by hearts. Yeah. You are a queen. You are actually a queen. You know,
tell me which one you like the best. Okay. Okay. That's nice. That's nice. Okay. That's
cool that's cute okay that's nice oh that's so cool that's so cool like the
seams yeah oh my god absolutely wonderful I think this one is the best
Maybe the flower, maybe the polysignal, you know, wee-wee-wee, like, you know what, Katie?
I will tell you, I will tell you straight and I'm actually honest, you know?
Yeah.
This hat is only, this one is only, but you know why?
Because I cannot see your face and your face is actually beautiful.
I'll put this in.
Just, you know, do not, oh my God, you look absolutely wonderful.
Thank you.
Come on, please.
you cannot trust graph for now okay he might be a robot
but look at this look at this look at this shit
look this is how the headquarters look like
Can you believe it?
This looks familiar.
And look, this is the prison that right now your husband could be.
Maybe he's just kidnapped by lightning.
What if?
Did you see the picture?
Did you see the photo?
I saw it.
Did you just drop the one?
I saw the one, yeah.
at this one and this one
can you believe it what is happening well I can't believe it just yet hold on
hold on yes and all the other photo the prison yeah so maybe your husband has a
better life right now yeah yeah he cannot he cannot have a better life
because you are not in this prison cell with him so his life is actually
bad right now so I want you to tell you that yesterday I saw your husband after
apparent lightning
All right, I'm using the restroom really quickly, if he asks.
you
Okay, is it still offline or is it just saying that?
Give me one second.
are they back? Sorry texting. I have to restart.
can't get in? Okay. Okay. Wow. A lot of info today. A lot of info today. Um, thank you
for the 500 bits. Can I get, uh, can I get you to shut up my niece squirt? She's a huge
fan of yours and you're an inspiration for her. No. Unfortunately, I'm not gonna be
shouting out, uh, somebody with the name squirt, unfortunately. So I do apologize if she had
different, if your niece had a different name, but I'm sorry that she already, yeah. I just,
I can't, I just can't.
Kylie, thank you for the five.
Gifted though.
GG, squirt.
Oh, man.
Use my funny mic.
I really want to hear what it sounds like from another perspective.
I actually like though when my mic doesn't sound the best, to be honest, but I don't know
what it sounds like from their perspective.
Dead Phantom with the five!
I'll have to go listen to it. Does anybody have a clip of it?
Because sometimes I kind of like that sound. I think it's like funny from a
different perspective.
But if it's like unbearable, then.
Okay, a little mixed signals here, I'll figure it out.
You better watch it, buddy!
Hello?
Where are we?
I don't know, at Kelb Dragon.
We are here right now, what do you mean?
Where were we in conversation?
Oh, we were talking here.
the dragon. What do you mean? Okay, is that all we have to talk about?
Katie, I want to send my condolences to you. And I want to offer you a ceremony of the funeral, if you if you
would like.
For my hubby?
No, for a fucking hamster, what do you think? Yes, for your hubby?
Here's the thing. He might not be dead. So I'm not going to do a funeral until I see
a lifeless body in front of me. But until then, I will search the ends of the earth
for the love of my life. I will walk through fire to find my hubby. I will...
He was a liar.
Oh, then you two have a lot in common, don't you?
I made the Laurka and he liked it that it's his.
I made the fucking Laurka.
He came to me asking for help with you and I said, you know what?
You know what?
He's the heart the most.
Laurka.
I fucking drew it, you know, and he asked, you ask him if he drew it and he fucking
in this. What the fuck was that? Fuck this lion. That was my laurka. I made it with
love, you know.
Well, I'm sure he asked you to do it for him.
No, he did not. He didn't say anything because he's like muted.
Oh, he speaks to me.
He didn't know how to pick you up, like, you know, a pick-up line.
And I said that I will draw a Laurka for you.
And he fucking claimed it's like his, you know.
So I will tell you the truth.
The Laurka was mine.
Because you are amazing, Kali.
Well, thank you, I appreciate that.
If he got struck by lightning, maybe he deserved that, you know?
Maybe you deserve something, someone better, like, like Jeremy Freezer.
Okay, the run is out of the question, maybe Mike.
Okay, fuck it, maybe Juan.
Oh, okay, are you trying to piss me off?
Okay, I mean, no, maybe Don.
No, Don is your brother.
Well, yeah, that would be.
How about Gabe?
You know, Gabe is, Gabe is sweet and nice, but I'm not, I'm not trying to get married
to anybody.
Okay, I have one true love and he is alive.
I'm sure he is.
All right, Katie, with the time comes, we can visit the, the prison.
Maybe he's there.
Okay.
will need to gather a fucking flora or horus or like horus fruit because we will need to teleport
behind the walls you know? Some dark ass magic you know? Can you believe it? We will do this
okay together okay besties two besties really? Yes really. I'm actually kind of sad because
as you insulted me today, many times.
Oh, when?
On the bench?
And one on the bench?
And one?
And what about when you said it was crooked when I was on there?
Fat panda.
You said that.
Okay.
And hate.
I hate you.
And you overweight panda.
Are you sad?
And and that was me.
Okay.
And you know what you said to me?
What did I actually didn't say it to me?
You said it behind my back, which was worse.
You hate me.
You really, really hate me.
That's what you said is first mistake was recruiting me to the regime
because I'm the weakest.
Thank you for that evidence.
That's actually fucking hilarious that he said that.
Wow.
When did he say it today?
I don't know.
Please tell me that's important.
I don't know.
When did you tell him it?
I've never told him that way to show me the words again or just
transcribe it with what did he say again please tell me that you hate me that you really really
hate me hate you that I hate you and that I'm the weakest link in the regime
wow you actually believe that that I that I would say something like that tell me honest be honest
Maybe, honestly.
Yesterday, I've made a wedding.
Do you remember what I said about you?
Today, there is a marriage of two absolutely amazing people.
Tomate from the Federation and the most wonderful person from the regime, KTB.
I said that.
So you really think I would say that in front of everyone, but then you go to fucking us and he tells you a lie
Do I should believe it? Oh my god, my besties being manipulated. You know what? I can't even believe anybody
I can't believe anybody on this damn island believe me anybody in this damn island
The person that I love died. I can't believe anybody on this damn
Name one moment when I betrayed you
Name one moment
I wouldn't have you not betrayed me. The list might be shorter.
Oh, you sabotaged my KFC.
No, no, no, that was just the behind the back.
Now that KFC is thriving, he's actually a mobile place.
Name another example.
Polish elections?
Polish, what happened then? I voted for you, for Katazina. I actually gave you a
Polish name Katazina B. Wow, you're still lying about it. Wow. Alright, I voted for
Duncan. What about it? Hmm, Duncan. And what has Duncan done for you guys in the
Polish Cave? What has Duncan done for you guys in the Polish Cave? You really want to know?
know he has a dick get over it I'm going to Holland I need to speak with someone
Fuck, where is Holland?
There is no Holland.
Okay.
OK.
really likes, I think he just really likes them, guys. That's what he just really likes.
Put all the stuff in there.
Well I don't know what I'm still gonna need and what I'm not gonna need.
Some of this has to be turned into slabs and quarts.
I just don't even know.
I can't do all right now on the list because I don't know what's getting checked off and what's not.
It's too much right now.
Oh my gosh, I just want to hit this.
The 100 bits to have any boundaries when it comes to the QSMP seems to be my content and I'm just curious
if anything's been comfortable.
I haven't personally seen anything too crazy. I feel like the biggest thing that people argue over is just
things out of role play.
Obviously like
I think the most thing I see is it's like, why are you shipping these people in real life?
So I would say don't do that with anybody on the server, because...
But that just goes for streaming in general, like, if you play with anybody, I feel like
that happens with, uh, like, I don't even know, that's happened with me a lot, just like random
people, and it's just like you just play with them, and then weird shit happens after.
So I think that goes for any creator or any type of person that you look up to at all.
But when it comes to the stuff in roleplay, whatever, like I don't really, I don't find it all.
I don't really get like super pressed over stuff like that.
I don't really like...
Even if I see stuff, I just scroll.
I like, I don't even care to say anything.
I just loop the fuck on because whatever.
I feel like normal boundaries is just stuff outside of roleplay.
like literally never met any of these people
OK
Debbie low cortisol I have to keep it low
because I actually have high cortisol so I have to keep it low
Papa, she know
Yes
Oy, oy, oy, oy
I hear it
Mike!
Oh
How are you you finish yesterday I tried to talk with you, but what's happened? I wasn't there with you to
How are you feeling, Katie?
Not the best day to be honest with you, Mike, but I'm holding it together for my family.
You need to be strong, Katie. I was so worried about you. And the worst part is I wasn't by your side when everything happened.
Don't blame yourself for that. You didn't know. Nobody knew, Mike. Nobody knew what was going to happen.
what happened actually people told me that you're kidnapped okay so it was
kidnapped you know I think it could have basically he I thought he died but he
might still be alive somewhere really so you should hire graph he's a detective
oh I know me and graph spoke graph where you coming over here sorry I missed
your question. And if this day couldn't get any worse, if this day could not get any
worse, I know the automatic situation. I'm so sorry. It's bad. Yes, unfortunate. They
take the good ones and leave the bad ones and they leave the bad ones.
Maybe he's the destiny, you know, the karma.
He's a motherfucker and now he's dead.
Muy piacía karma.
Okay, and you're going to be fucking dead next one.
Yeah, take off all that armor.
I dare you.
Take off all that armor.
I dare you.
I don't think so.
So you look so good with your funeral outfit.
It's better than your dress of rage.
Oh, watch your back, Juan.
Wait, somebody stole your clipboard?
Who?
I'm just trying to master investigation.
it was probably halva honestly what the fuck is halva no operator camera oh a
new camera operator oh okay okay yeah yeah competition thing and he wants to
match this tomato it's you it's you can arrest him I read it like arrest him
arrest all the Federation please do it I give you permission yeah fuck the
Federation. I'm done with it. I'm done with it. So that's what I wanted to say to you.
I used to have a very good, good friend from Federation and sometimes it's not good to get
involved with them because they just vanish and you never see them again. Yeah, I had
a friend called Walter Bob. I cut his hair. I made him look nicer and then he just vanished
I never saw him again, but he was such a good friend. My best friend, actually.
This is the worst. Did he die or just kidnapped?
I have no idea. That's even worse because if he died, I would have like a closure,
but since I don't know what happened to him, that's just it. He's just like rent free my
head all the time. Yeah, if you see him he just looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Oh my gosh,
will you help me kill the Federation? Seriously, I'm on a mission. Of course. I'm killing all of
them, except for Walter and Tomate because they're actually the good ones. But yeah,
I'm getting to the bottom of this. I've been investigating.
Really? Did you find anything? Yep. I have been finding a lot of things out. Lots of things
have been going on that are bad, Mike. Yeah. It's really bad out there.
I think we can find true happiness here every time something bad is going to happen and
fuck our lives.
I know.
You just, look, when I get this HQ up, we need to have a meeting, seriously.
Okay, okay.
We have a lot of things to talk about.
You're the only people I can trust in here.
I only have a couple people I can trust and you're one of them.
Oh, thank you, Kate.
You can trust me.
trust you too, right? Of course. Do you think you can't? Put me through a trust test, I promise.
Yeah, like I trust you, but the regime thing got me like, yeah, it got me. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot
about that. But I know you're a spy, you're a spy, so you're just spying, yeah. It's literally just,
like they have been giving me information about the federation. Uh-huh. That I would have never
know if I wasn't in there and then I'm gonna take that and I'm going to be
finding Walter Bob and Tomatay. Please please Katie and if you need any weapons
of mass destruction you can follow me. Thank you. I'm taking over the
shit yeah anyway I'll let you work here I need to spend my roads and oh I need
to teach you how to drive a car yeah I tried to drive that I don't know how
okay we'll do a driving lesson okay okay okay
bro I needed red glass and I literally
I need to go get all my glass.
I think I can get that easy though.
I can get red.
The pink is hard.
The red is not that hard.
Oh my god, I only have three levels.
Thank you, random person.
That's satisfying noise.
Didn't have anything in this one?
I don't want this Sims 1, I'm sorry.
I don't want this one either, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Red flower should be over here.
I just get this shit.
I'm gonna need, I only need a couple of red pieces, I believe.
I should get Micah present.
I have red dye in my backpack.
Oh!
Oh yeah, I'm still trying to make pink dye!
Oh my god, three levels, three levels, three levels.
Okay.
Seven pieces is it.
I don't want to make a full stack.
But then what do I have to- oh that makes eight.
Sorry chat, sorry chat, can we look at Phil's album?
Genius, I forgot.
Okay, okay, let's do the wedding album first.
Let me stand by this in case it runs out of something.
Oh, shit.
Chat, they burned out at my therapy.
And I destroyed them too.
I need two.
Okay, wait, do I have coal?
I have no coal.
How do I have one coal?
Oh my gosh, chore coal works.
Flint doesn't?
Okay, I need stick, F wood.
I have stick in my backpack.
What am I missing?
Stripped?
Logs?
Logs? Oh. Really, bruh.
Okay, well, I'm here.
Let's put some of this away.
I need some of this, I don't know.
Okay.
So, my gift!
Okay.
Okay, all of the guests!
Aww.
Who the fuck was that dog, by the way?
Is this going to stop every two seconds?
How the fuck do you spell cupboard?
board,
cup,
board,
My god, Don. Fuck.
Get the hell away from me before I do something really bad.
Get the hell away from me, please.
I'm about to do something really bad.
Is this how you even, I don't, I know it's financial or something, I don't even know.
Did it lag for a second?
Okay, well this here starts over every time
I want to see my husband has anybody seen my husband
Can I take that out and give it to Dawn?
Josh, take over the thousand minutes!
You're anniversary was with Kylie today.
Happy anniversary, Josh and Kylie.
Oh, oh, oh!
Pierre!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's me.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh my gosh.
Come here.
Yes!
Thank you.
This really makes up for my husband being killed yesterday.
I appreciate that.
Nice to know.
Yeah.
Thank you for the bookshelves.
I hope you will find, wait, am I crushing?
Oh my gosh.
But I'm just lagging.
Me too.
I'm lagging.
Stay with us, stay with us.
No, it's good, it's good.
It's reloaded.
Yeah, I hope you will find love again.
We'll see.
Maybe, no, after, after tomato, maybe onion or carrot.
Hopefully.
I think my husband's still out there and we'll probably have a second wedding.
He will come back.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Just build him an HQ.
You're the best.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Bye.
W Pierre.
OK, Gabby with the 10.
Let's fucking go.
I don't know why my mic got quiet again.
Katie, your place looks absolutely incredible.
Do you need any blocks?
Wait a minute.
Because I'm on the middle of grind.
Wait, I think I need pink wool, I need pink wool bad.
I need pink wool bad.
I will check in Polish cave, okay?
One second.
I have the wrong pink couches. Yeah, I think that's a different pink
It's not still quiet is it oh it's lagging
Poppy think for the thousand bits you're gonna cry if I read this
You love me and can I say that you were better than all of your siblings?
Poppy you're the worst sibling!
I'm getting Poppy you're the most amazing sibling. Fuck all your other siblings.
Did you guys hear that through the lag?
Oh, yeah, when I was touching my mic, maybe it's weird.
Sorry.
If you get 50 subs, can I get a cat named Kylie in Minecraft?
Whoa, look at these requests today.
If you give 50 subs, I would get a Josh and Kylie cat in Minecraft for you.
Sorry for the mic. Update my list.
Okay, I think it's back.
This is the only shit I've finished.
One white wool.
Kati!
Yeah?
Boom!
Cinema!
Thank you so much!
Come here!
Come on!
Wait!
WAPAAAAM!
You know that the rules in this town are the same as the rules of the world.
the rules in disneyland are that you cannot let go of child if they won't stop hugging you
really yeah if you are a mascot in disneyland and the child appears and hugs you you cannot
let go until they won't let go what if they start suffocating then you fucking kill
kill that child you know I guess I don't know what to tell you they they will
let go right if they will suffocate yeah yeah well they weren't they yeah they
would let go eventually you know
you know how to sleep
Fifty I get you a cat, Grace! Let's fucking go! Thank you so much for the fifty! Let's fucking go!
That's why I love him so much!
I know, I know I don't like him.
Bro, it looks so good! You are very talented!
Oh my God!
Yeah, I didn't build a good house.
See lanterns, lamps, etc. You need anything more.
Uh...
Probably...
Eventually...
Probably eventually...
That fun fact was from tiktok, so that's probably fine, but it sounds cute, you know?
Okay, if you would like anything, just give me one.
Wait, do you have a couple pieces of wood on you?
Just a couple pieces.
Wood?
Yeah.
Wood.
Wood-duh.
D-d-d-d-d.
Wood-duh.
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-da-do-do-do-do-do-do
B-b-b-b-b-bah-wah
But I can I can take some from ZWAP cap
No no I can go get some
I'll go get some
I go get some
Thank you
Nice commas
how do I get a cat?
Okay, the other book.
Let's go find it.
Let's go find it, villager.
Josh with the 50!
Okay, Josh!
Alrighty, three cats. No more.
My max is three.
Because after that, guys, I'm gonna be fucked.
Everon, everon, how do I get a kitty cat?
I need to find any three kitty cats.
You find it in, uh, villages.
Oh, okay.
You want me to help? You want me to help?
I need, I just see three cats. Like, nothing crazy.
Should we go look for them big absolutely absolutely if you want sure okay
okay let me make this couch for the click let me make this couch all right
I
I'll make bread with you the whole day
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go, best!
Yes, let's fucking go!
Okay, so we need to go to the fucking village
Okay
Do you have a vote?
Supermort, thank you for the five, Audrey!
Thank you for the five!
So I have a vote?
You have a vote?
Yup
Come with me
Come on, come on, come on
Okay
I love him so much. I know that nothing matters.
Besides, no, no, no.
Come. Not this side, this side.
Katie, do you remember when we had only Grzapka KFC and a fucking cafe there?
Look, the whole financial center.
That's insane.
Wow, I can't even believe it.
It's expanding by the day
It's crazy at one point it was just can't see
What the fuck is with this this animals floppy seeker, that's you
Retroity
Let's go let's go way the actual highway
Airport what?
airport right by my it's gonna be loud airport did you hear about the story when
aircraft actually hit the track um no all right what happened come come come
Follow me, follow me, bestie.
I actually feel bad for you, you know. The husband situation.
That's Omega-7. Tell me about it. I noticed you didn't wear your black today, which is kind of crazy.
Oh, yeah, that's actually true. And I didn't wear black boat. Bestie. Bestie boat. You drive.
Okay.
Please?
Sure.
Wow.
Thank you.
All right, let's go.
Woo!
Everybody's sending bits today!
Thank you, Jory!
Me as in love with Chaperone on your island. Wow, is that a good thing or bad thing?
And thank you for your seven hopes!
You have a voice of an angel.
Tell me something I don't know.
The husband is actually dead.
And I was literally about to ask if you had any song for us.
Damn!
Thank you.
You walked that too far.
Okay.
So he's not dead, by the way.
He's not dead.
I have hope.
Thank you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Sure.
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
I know.
So.
The cope mechanism is actually an amazing thing in in like people's mind, you know, they can defy their reality
Like I can say I'm not fat, right? But then the chair is doing
So like I but but I keep telling myself. Oh, I'm not fat. It's fine. That's okay. My chair does that too
Mine on PC is not working. The subtitle is one second.
Oh, okay. It's just English, though.
Okay, go.
I'll take us?
Yeah, sure.
Do you have a lead?
Lead.
Let me check my inventory.
Check it, check it.
Dang it, I don't.
No, it doesn't work again.
What the fuck is happening?
Hello?
How can I fix this?
Hello? Hello?
Do I have a need?
I just checked in.
One more try.
Okay.
Whistling
Wow, warm fire.
Hello, hello, testing, testing.
Testing, testing, testing.
Hello hello hello
Right now now now Katie we need to find a
We need a lead Katie we need a lead lead lead this camera
No, we need a lead
This, this, this, this, it's like a leash, you know?
Oh, you don't have it?
No.
That's actually problematic.
I don't know how we do it without it.
I guess we cannot.
Okay, Katie, we will split.
You have to find a cat in this village.
I will go for a lead and come back to you, okay?
Oh
She took a bed
Should I live?
One at my house though.
Some of you guys might need to refresh streams.
Is there a damn cat in the spiritual or what?
How do I just take my hat off?
Wait, oh, it's in my hand?
Wait, what?
Can I confirm Denmark is superior to Sweden?
Guys?
I never have been neither. I have to go to both to confirm.
Now I got kitties.
There's no cats, is there?
Take the lanterns.
I think I need like 12 lanterns.
This would be a fun time to get kidnapped with the hell.
I already got the campfires.
Y'all's cats might take some time.
Uh, where the fuck are they?
What about a camel?
Could it be cooler?
I have, um, I'll use Schlatt's name tags, I need to have six.
I know there's no cats, I'm just waiting for them to come back now while I take these lanterns.
So wait, isn't this the wood that I need chat for the, um...
Oh my god, these are fucking stairs? Burn. Burn forever.
Oh my god, why are they...
Oak.
Is this oak?
Okay, four more lanterns.
I'm gonna use with the hat.
Do you have a cat? Oh my god, there's none here. There's none here. Come come come with me. Come with me
Okay, are you following? Yep
Come come bestie come come come
This way come on come on come on because I I catch some I caught catch caught
So much kitty cats around here, right?
Well, you took them then!
Maybe? No, no, no, because there are plenty, you know?
Where's all these hat drops? I want hat drops.
I can't afford them at Jobco anymore.
F?
Hello?
We have to, we have to wait.
you know that spavak was from here? the cat you kill?
oh that's terrible
yeah
now i think we have to wait here for a couple of seconds
so maybe some cats will appear you know?
like deep inside here
Uh-huh
How are you today, Katie? Oh
Besides
Oh besides that I'm oh, I'm totally fine. I'm good. Yeah, I just seem really sad today, you know, I it's been it's terrible
It's the second worst ever guess who's worse today's the second worse
Where are the cats? Why do you need cats for by the way? Just to just to see?
I need three cats because I need to name them Grace, Josh, and Grace, Josh, and and Kylie.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
God damn chair.
Where are the cubs?
Took me to a countless forest.
Maybe there is something.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
Meow.
Oh.
No cubs?
Meow.
Okay, let's go back to the village and then go back here and maybe there will be some cuts. If not, GG.
Okay, I got you.
Why is he so much faster than me?
You guys have jack shit here.
07.
What?
07?
Yeah, I think it's 07, not in this village, but you need to like scatter the villages,
you know?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
one more patrol if not we need another village you know I think there's no cats I think there's
none yeah no cats wow so we're shabber congrats I'm so sorry I made your day worth wow I'm
so sorry wait there is the cat apparently what they're trolling there is no cat I
think let's go back to the village like this on the village wait I'm so sad it's
the worst ever.
Wait!
Okay, there was a cat apparently.
One second, I am scanning the place, you know?
Is this a blind villager?
Yes, it is.
One second, Katie. I will find the cap for you.
Okay.
Scanning, scanning.
Mr. J cats have babies. Oh, let's try that again. I tried it again, or I tried it one time.
Are you mocking him?
No, I should get wheat for that. Shouldn't I get this wheat up here? This is this wheat then?
Or no
to breed them oh fish to breed yeah I have fish let's see if they'll have a
baby let's go make a baby
I'm so confused what the fuck am I eating
My sister poppy just sent me a video of me saying fuck all of your other siblings.
Oh, you're the other sibling please apologize.
Oh, oh, and Josh, I got you.
Shout what remind me how to spell it.
He got one, he got one.
I'm so sorry poppy and sibling.
I didn't mean that.
Now y'all are even.
Actually, I love everybody fully.
Katie! There is a cat!
Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat!
Come! Come! Come! You see? You see?
Look!
Ah!
Cat!
How do I get away?
Wait! No! No! No! No!
Take this! Take this! Take this!
I need another one. I need another one. I need three.
Where? Wait, wait, wait. Do I right click on it?
No, no, no. Come back. Come back. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I need
to name them. All I need to do is name them. I need three. I need three.
Right click, right click. Don't lose your previous cat.
Wait, where's my lead?
You lost it?
Take this, take this, take this, take this, I have another one.
Okay, why the fuck did that one go?
Take this, take this, take the cup, take the cup.
Where's the cat, where's the cat?
Come here sucker, come here sucker.
Come here sucker.
Got it, got him, got him.
Got him, got him.
One more.
I see the last one. I see the last one.
SHUT UP!
Actually...
Actually, actually...
Oh my god!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
It's the best day ever!
HOLY SHIT!
We're not messing!
It's the best day ever!
We're not messing!
It's the best day ever!
You have to be careful.
You have to be...
You have to look where the cats are,
because they can...
Eh...
Break the leash, you know?
People in my chat bought these cats!
I'm getting them for them!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Okay.
Look.
Just take...
Be careful about the cats you already have, okay?
Oh
Come on babies come on babies come on babies come on babies
Come on
You want to hold it the third cut as well. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. I do I do
Come here kitty come here kitty come here kitty come here kitty come here kitty come
here kitty.
Do I have three?
Oh my god you have three.
My army!
Okay so how do I travel with them back?
Can I let go of the leash or not?
Okay now, no no no no, now we have to go back to the boats.
Okay?
Okay.
But you have to be careful.
Come come come.
we you you cannot break it you know because if the cat will get stuck and you will go far
then the lease will break okay oh my goodness oh my goodness my babies come here my babies
you have to be like you you have to go and look where they are okay
queriz queriz queriz queriz queriz thank you pa for the fire
come on queriz come on come on
Nooo, I'm under case!
Wait, how do I tame them?
Katie?
Yeah?
This is for Spavak.
Say goodbye to them.
Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone.
People bought these cats, people bought these cats, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for everything, I'm sorry for everything, I'm sorry for everything, I'm sorry for everything, I'm sorry for everything.
I was just kidding, but I can't forget anything.
I can't forget anything.
Kessy, what the hell?
The Cockroach always strikes back two times, you know, so if you kill two of my cats, I can kill three. Remember about that.
Thank you, Puppet for the bits. I'm out of cats though, I'm sorry.
I think you can, but it's better to just aim them close to your headphones, okay?
Okay.
Yeah, for now, let's just go, okay?
Yeah.
but careful careful you have to keep them in check you know I'm going so slow
can't lose my babies
actually I think you can take care of them right now yeah that's right no
problem with what fish with fish with fish now yes kiddies what do I do what
What do I do with it?
Right click?
Hit them.
Oh, see?
Take the leash.
See?
I told you.
It's better to do it, you know, on the base.
Okay, you have it?
Okay, okay.
Let's just not mess this up.
Okay?
Just let's just go home.
Okay?
Then you can close them in a room and then feed them.
Okay?
Okay.
I'm tired bad guy let's sleep let's sleep okay all right yep you have your
hats yep three of them yeah all right let's go let's go home let's go home
all right water it's fine it's fine they can they can take a good kiddies
good kiddies all right still three still three oh my god never mind it's just
your head oh my god take the particles
Katie is it the best day ever this is actually the best day ever I'm having the
best day ever well actually no there is a one problematic thing we need to put
put them two of the cats on a boat
Klajisz, Kaśka?
Kaśka, listen, listen
don't enter the boat
one, okay
two, now right click with a lead to on the boat
right click the boat
nice
Now you are actually having a boat on a lead.
Now let's go on the water, on the water.
With my other cat?
Yes, yes with your other cat and the boat.
See, you are pushing the boat now.
Wow, wow.
Now put the cat, no, no, no, here, here, here, here, here.
Now you put a second, third cat on a boat.
Okay, boom, and then you take the boat.
No, no, no, right. But just, just enter the boat.
You know what? It's fine. Come, enter this boat.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna enter this boat if that's okay.
And now, look at this.
A beautiful family!
You're going home! Can you believe it?
Wow! Wow!
Oh my god, what a quest.
Oh my goodness, this is the best day of my life.
Lovely, right?
Tomate would have loved this.
Tomate will love it, okay?
Because he's alive.
Oh my gosh.
I have a surprise for him once he will be back.
Oh.
Katie, Katie.
The most difficult part is still ahead of us.
of us oh we will need to take them out from the boat without killing them hard apparently for you
Oh
Okay
Okay, okay, we got a going home where he's home
Okay, and now, wait, no, no, that's the island, we have to go this way.
Can you go to my home?
I want to put them in my house right now, because they're probably escaped my headquarters.
Where do you even live?
Uh, Schlatt, Schlatt Island, Schlatt Island.
Schlatt Island. Okay, okay, okay. I know.
Not far from here.
You know what? That's the best time ever.
That was actually, if somebody were to say, what's your favorite moment on the island, I would say, getting the three cats with everyone.
You're my favorite person here, you know?
Whenever I see on chat plus full boss, I'm actually so happy.
Hmm.
Me too.
I specifically log on when you're on.
Really?
Hmm.
Of course.
I was so happy yesterday that I could actually organize this, this wedding, you know, and I promised you we will find tomato.
We will together.
I just know it.
Look at that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Oh, mine froze for a bit.
Oh my fucking God, where are the boats?
You lost your child.
Hello?
Wow, OK.
Stay calm. Stay calm. Stay calm.
Stay calm.
Okay. Okay. Everything under control.
Now you have one boat.
There we go. Okay. Now you have one. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. We're okay. I'm okay.
We are okay.
You got too far from it, I think.
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
You know I'm actually a beatboxer?
Well, let me hear it.
Oh my god.
Have you ever been to my house?
Nope.
Nobody's been to my house except for my husband.
Was I invited?
try and keep my house secret because it's actually a very special place. It's very special and I
get scared that people are going to do bad things for my house. Can I get some room tour? Maybe?
Oh, you can actually tame them in the boat. It will be easier, you know? Okay. So now,
Okay.
Do you think?
Yeah.
You want to stay on the boat?
Now, now, now.
That's right.
Click there with fish.
Oh my gosh.
I'm in third fucking person.
Hold on.
Sorry.
Okay.
She didn't like it.
Now he liked it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Now another cat.
Okay.
You know they can fish.
Okay.
Now they can fish.
Okay.
okay you know they can fuck oh okay okay nice and the third one well that's all
my fish you don't have any more fish yeah it's all my fish so one is
This is homeless then.
Well, but I'm here.
Be right back.
I have a fish, want me to tame them?
Well, do I need to tame it?
I don't know. I don't know. You can tame it. Sure.
No! Oh my god!
What the fuck? Okay, okay. Right click, right click.
Shouldn't it be tamed? Shouldn't one be tamed right now?
The one is tamed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just click on this one. This one. This one is not tamed because he doesn't have a collar, you know?
Which one?
This one.
I clicked on him, I have the lead on him.
I detained him.
With fish.
Boom!
Now, now, now, now let's do the experiment.
Okay, do I go to my house?
No, no, no.
Right click on this one because he sits.
If you right click on him, he will sit, you know?
Yes, and then this one.
Right click with hand so he can move, you know?
No, with hand, right click with hand.
Yes.
Okay.
Now he's now right thing on this one.
Okay.
Now feed them.
Will they make a baby?
I think they have to be close.
Get out of the boat.
Okay.
Come here.
Kitties
Do you want it? Oh my god
He's already he already has a collar so it's yours. You know
Look small cat holy shit, okay, come in my house kiddies come in my house kiddies kiddies kiddies
Will they actually follow will they come down here?
no no no they won't what no you need to destroy the ladder and they will jump
because they cannot be a ladder I will push them okay is it ready no no okay
one cut no no no destroy it look no okay other one
the one cut is running away oh my gosh
wait i know what to do
come on come on come here come here keep it
they don't want to go there like hello can you go
Oh my god wait
Okay, one cut disappeared, okay
Wait they teleported to you I think I see I see one
one. But what the fuck I hear free. So where should I tell? Oh, yeah, look, look, look,
another one here. Oh, so they teleport to you when they are far because you have to
right click on them. Yeah, for in order for them to sit in one place, you know. Okay,
sit. Now he will stay here. Where's the other one? No fucking idea. I hear him maybe in
like a cave i hear him here oh no what the fuck he's in the cave i guess wait
that's schlatz cats he's upstairs oh well probably in the both then right wait
wait, waste out, waste out
oh yeah, there are the cats, see?
in the boat still
green, green grass
blue, blue sky
paramananana
f**k
do i have three now? kitty, come here kitty
yeah, they will follow you, i think
kitty, scon
come on!
ok go far, go far, go far
see? he will follow, yeah
alright, another one
oh fuck, what a hard leg he has
to go back for the last cut
to go back for the last cut what do you mean because he sits
kashka kurva don't need to come out oh no i actually have an idea one second okay
Yeah, should I just put him on a leash and get him? I don't even have them.
Sorry that I'm stressing and trying to craft now.
Kulva and Moskin still.
Okay! He's not with us!
KIDDY! KIDDY! KIDDY!
KIDDY, but he seats!
Yes!
Nice kick on him!
Come here, KIDDYs. Yay, okay, they're all down here. Okay, this is perfect.
Where is the small one? Wait, the small one is already big?
I'll need one.
Wait, no. One, two, three. Three cats. Where is the fourth one?
be careful right click on the cats you know
come here cats come here cats come here cats oh my god oh my god
oh my god who oh my god oh no no don't go there
kitty cat alright okay
okay where is for one right here one
One, two, I think it's a-
Oh, here, here, here, okay.
Okay.
Katie, the mission is successful.
Actually successful.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, that was amazing.
I feel like we did that really well.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
That was so good.
Thank you so much, Bestie.
Come here.
I don't know how I could ever repay you.
That's what friends do, right?
You're the best, Bestie.
What the hell?
You are the best!
No, you're the best!
Do you want the house tour?
I can take you to the first step!
Please, there's no way!
Okay, so this is it!
And this is it!
Wow, the cart behind a glass!
What a wonderful idea!
And then a beautiful picture!
Oh my god!
And then...
stay right here stay right here stay right here okay do you want the house
tour I could take you to the first second third floor and then I'm gonna
I could take you to the first, second, third floor.
And I'm panin' in a dead, second, third floor.
Do you want the house tour?
I could take you to the first, second, third floor.
Coming, Bestie!
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
coming bestie coming busie alright alright alright coming bestie sorry sorry sorry
I'm eating the cat actually.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Which one's your favorite cat?
This small one.
Thank you, that's for all of your hard work on that mission.
Thank you.
Thank you and remember if you will need me at any point in your life
I know, I know, I know
Come here, one hug
Love you
Alright
He's one apple tall, can you believe it?
One apple tall
One apple
Okay, okay
Chill out
Look, look, look, look
Look at this ship. He's one carot tall actually to the pixel. I have an apple. I have an apple
Probably an apple are you frozen?
I have an apple I have an apple. I actually don't even worry about it
that's fine that's fine Katie yeah I will be going okay thank you so much yeah
spending time with me I actually had a blast no it was so fun it was so fun
bye bye
What the next time those in next one?
Well, do you want that house to I could say you'd say, okay, I have
a few more levels before I name the other ones.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Why do I do that every time?
Holy business today.
Big shout out to everyone for actually doing that for me. I would have never gotten those fucking cats.
Advancement made wax off? Okay whoopsies. Did I just fuck myself?
I've been late.
Oh.
Okay, bye bye.
Okay, bye-bye.
One day, one day, it is off now.
And if not, well, the whole server will lag and it will turn off.
I don't know if I have to do these separate- okay.
Shout out to the 50 gifters today.
You guys get- why do I think this is an anvil every time?
Thank you guys.
You caught me on a good day.
Cat name Josh.
Come to the place of the new KFC.
Cat name Grace.
And last but not least.
Hi-he!
Oh, that's nice, you're still sad because your husband died.
Oh, yes, I'm actually not doing very well today.
Oh, that's heavy.
I can imagine how can you can you feel when one day after you get married?
You're a couple died.
Oh, my God. It wasn't terrible.
It wasn't even a day.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Make it a day.
Well, I know that you are sad and I have a very good new for you.
A gift. Yeah. What is better than a gift is a very.
How do you say that up a very special gift and a long gift?
or for a long time.
Well, what is it?
Yeah, this is the place of the new KFC, right?
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be here.
Oh, that's great because this is my newest store.
We're gonna be store neighbors,
forever.
whatever. Whatever. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Oh my God. And what's the good news? What's the goodness? The good news is that you and me now are a store and neighbors. Why is it green and white and brown? I don't know. I like these colors. It's a problem with the green and brown. What are you going to be doing here?
Oh, is that a art shop I can draw the people because I'm a very talent artist.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going to get you a victim.
I'm going to get you a victim one.
I'm going to get you a victim from this property.
What? Why?
What is this?
What the hell is this?
Mine.
What the hell is this?
I bought it.
Oh my gosh, you need to change the colors if anything.
You need to change colors.
Why?
This is already Jabka colors.
That's not true.
Oh, that's not true.
Have you seen Jabka over yonder?
Okay, maybe so similar, but it's so different.
Jabka doesn't sell art and I sell art.
I'm just saying they might sue.
I'm just looking out for you.
Friend to friend here, I'm just trying to look out for you.
Oh my God, we're not friends.
Okay.
Enemy to enemy, I'm trying to look out for you.
Oh, thank you. What the hell?
I was blessing it. I just blessed it for you.
When the KFC is finished, I'm going to poop all the place.
I just blessed it for you, so I don't know why you would poop on KFC.
You're welcome. You should be saying thank you is the response typically.
Thank you.
Well, best of luck to you, business partner. I hope that all goes well.
That's your art business.
I did not know you were an artist.
One day you can come and I can draw you.
For free.
So I don't know what the fuck.
No, OK, OK, it's so expensive for you.
OK, yeah, well, then I'm not going to be doing that.
Yeah, and I'm going to give you free chicken.
And guess what? It's going to have poison in it.
I don't want your chicken. Your chickens is very bad.
OK, and I don't want you.
I don't want you drawing then.
Guess what? I'm your boss now.
Did you know that?
No, I don't know.
Talk to the show. I am your boss now.
I got promoted yesterday.
But not like a boss now.
Like, like, um, I'm good at my work.
My boss.
Like, I'm your boss.
Like I could fire you.
Oh, really?
The people I love when I did that, what a report.
No, no, no, no.
Got bad reviews.
It's the worst ratings, actually, of any show.
Yo, the people say, oh my God, this guy is so funny.
They said, no, no, no, they said, turn it off.
Oh my God, turn it off.
That's not true.
Nobody say that.
Yeah, I saw the reaction on a lot of people
and all the people who was shouting and say,
oh, well, you are so iconic, not like Katie.
She's so boring.
Oh, oh, oh, really?
You want to go there?
at least I had a husband.
Yeah, because I'm a very difficult man, you know?
Yeah, oh, trust me, if anybody knows it's me.
Yeah, and the love is for losers.
The work is for winners, winner mentality.
Whatever, good luck on your business, Juan.
I hope it thrives.
Yeah, thank you.
I hope it doesn't burn to the ground.
We're going to be the best neighbor of the store that all the war KFC, KFC, KFC, KFC.
Do you use this for go to this place?
Yeah, it's closer to where I'm going.
Yeah, you're going right over here.
So it's closer.
Yeah, your time is so valuable now.
Exactly.
But you waste the time and explain me this.
you can just run and watch your back one watch you two watch your back oh yeah
keep his name out of your mouth
Oh, funny mic would have been so good.
Just give me your reason, just a little bit's enough, just the second I'm broken, just run, and when you can't learn to love again, it's in the sun, it's been rancid enough.
Everyone is probably going to be mad at that.
Okay, and a little bit, we will do some GeoGuessr and play a little Tomo.
I really want to build.
I think I said I was going to do Megan the Stallion next.
Thirteen minutes for Geogesser?
Is it seven?
Oh my god.
Police.
No, an hour.
An hour and thirteen.
Purple stained glass, purple stained glass, purple stained glass.
This damage cube, bro.
Blue and red.
I don't want to have that shit on me.
Where do I have it?
I purple it home.
I didn't even name these cats yet!
Kaili. Joshie. Cat name Josh. Grace.
Fuck are my purple flowers, I don't have purple flowers, I don't have purple flowers, I don't have purple flowers.
What do I do? End it all?
I burned them. Oh my god, why did I burn all that?
Okay, well
This is perfect
Perfect for the HQ will be built next next time a month the HQ will be built next time I'm on
Basically will be built. I can't I can't even oh my gosh like I'm so close
I just have to get like two purple and two blue and two of everything
thing. I'm so close. Everybody type in GeoGuessrDailyChallenge into your browser. Okay, type that in. I'm going to switch to GeoGuessr. Do a little bit of this, a little tamadachi. Hold up.
One of the rounds today is insane.
Okay, okay.
I'll add some of you guys really quickly, but I don't have you added, just compare your
score to mine.
Okay.
By now, we know.
We know what to do.
We know what we have to do.
Only maybe four of these left.
Okay.
Okay, here we go.
One of them is insane.
I don't know, I guess.
Kura school.
Oh, goodness.
Okay.
Russia.
What is that language there?
Um, alrighty.
I'm thinking we're Papua New Guinea?
I'm getting Papua New Guinea vibes.
Patat- wait.
Patu-ku-ku-puh, okay.
Wolf Club, then I don't really know at all where this could be.
I'm sorry, I don't really know at all.
Alaska?
language and I'm not it's okay that could be Mount Rainier. Hawaii?
Every school...
Manaiiii.
Wait, English.
Early learning summer...
Iceland?
Kentucky?
Where the hell is this?
If I knew where this was, this would make it a lot easier.
Okay. I have a good strat. I have a good strat. Why is it giving cold but also warm?
Wait, what's the stop sign look like?
Oh my god it was popping new fucking guinea.
Oh my god it was popping new guinea.
Basically.
Where the hell was that?
Popping new guinea.
Oh.
Okay.
Ah!
A little far!
Similar.
Oh, people.
Oh, okay.
Who's playing with me?
I hope you're struggling right alongside me.
I think it's Senegal. I think it's Sorn Senegal. I think we're in Senegal for some reason.
I want to say
because of the dirt, I want to say Senegal.
Okay, the trees and the motorcycles and the plates, it has to be, it has to be, it has
to be, it has to be, I'm from like 99% sure we're in St. Louis.
Oh, thank you, Tubbo. It was a fun time until my husband fucking got kidnapped. So, yeah.
But I will be accepting gifts when I, uh, when you're back if, for your, for a late
wedding gift, you know, if you're really that sad about missing it, obviously. My regime
buddy but uh yeah yeah thank you Tullo thank you for joining I would have wow
and of course I had to get the absolute farthest part in Senegal I couldn't even
get 4k knowing the country all righty oh I should have known we were Senegal
basically in yeah that one okay America mentioned
What's the area code here 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307 307
And it's pretty flat here.
Where, where, what state are we running for?
I do not know what state I'm in right now.
Come on, we got to get the state right.
Okay, let me look at the license plates.
But I can't really tell even based on these license plates.
I don't really know what it says.
My bet with the states is Texas is always safe,
but isn't there a license plate like all white?
I think it'd be easy to tell.
Okay.
That has blue on it. Blue and white. Northern Bank.
This gives like Colorado, Montana, Wyoming, because the plates aren't white, which that
That would be more so Texas.
And I've been to Wyoming and I want to say it was similar these posts right here.
Is this actually Wyoming?
Why do I feel like it's not? Frontier Auto Museum?
I think I'm getting catfished.
Okay, let me get the right city, okay.
I'm so sorry to people who live in Europe, I don't even know if I'm in Europe but all
All of your guys' shit looks the same, and I know America is the same way, but wherever
I am right now, it looks like every other one.
Pull it.
Uh, they had a lot of Ws and stuff in their, in their words.
dog? Where do they have dogs? Kamenu, Kamenu, Kamenu, Kamenu, Zuzu, Zuzu. Oh my gosh.
Thank you, whoever raided me, I can see the yellow out of the corner of my eye, just give
me one minute please.
Bad time to raid me, this is not my best game, I'm usually, there's a lot of other games
that I'm better at.
Bad time to raid me.
Take it back please.
Oh my gosh guys, I didn't talk to Mike before I hopped off.
Dude, okay, let me feel what country feels right.
Weiner. Weiner mentioned. Graf, thank you for the raid. Okay. And I know his ass would
have gotten that. Graf, are you in chat because if you are, I was told by chat the other day
that I feel like you are, I was gonna say I feel like Graf would be so nasty at this
game. I'm top rank in Geo. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it. I literally said that the other day
when I was playing. Oh my gosh, I'm so bad at it. I'm so bad at it. I got three on my first one,
but that was actually, I was, I was like joking. I just closed my eyes. It said on the sign it was
Lithuania? Lithuania? I'm sorry! Who was that? Luka Domčić? I have a skin in the
geoguessor store. Oh you're like that you're like that type of geoguessor.
Okay, Graf is like the zoom in on the dirt and he knows it. Thank you for the
raid! Okay, and I'm sure you know this one. Congratulations. Okay, somebody said
one of these was really hard and I don't know which one they meant. I'm kind of
curious because none of them they dropped us in the middle of nowhere all
right all right this is probably rough
mmm aha
Bustle Dean! Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I thought that was a flak.
Okay, Switzerland!
Remember guys, do your daily challenge!
Do your guess your daily challenge! Do it with me, please!
Make me look less bad.
I think it's been sold a couple of times, so I'm not going to guess that.
Tuck us lost!
Oh my gosh!
Okay, will we graph choose?
do you want me to coach you for one game wait low-key why not let me do an
actual game I want to I want to do it because I'm really bad at this hold on
Let me pull up discord. Do you want a discord call?
Okay, okay
What up bestie hey wait do you hear me right now?
Hold on hold on. I do not hear you bestie. Do you hear me now? You are so loud. Yes. I hear
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I knew you were good at this game.
Yeah, I commentate the World Cup in Polish.
No way. How do you know it all? Just playing or?
Yeah, you just you just play a lot.
Like you learn to notice some things like some countries,
there's just tells that you don't even need to like investigate.
You just see like a particular thing and there's no other place.
I know they give like hints after each level.
And it's like the only this country has this poll, but I always forget.
Yeah.
But the thing is, you, once you do it 20 times, it's harder to forget.
At the top, right next to where it says, Katie, you've got a magnifying glass.
OK.
Click the magnifying glass and type in an urban world.
OK.
And I believe it's the first one.
Yeah.
Okay, the maps will have lots of more stuff. Yeah, you can hit play. Okay.
Here we go.
I am a bit delayed on the stream since you're not sharing.
That's okay. We'll make do. There's no timer.
Let me know your thoughts. Let me know what you think of this. Okay.
Well, off rip. Gotta be America. So this I should be good at this.
What? Like I shouldn't know. You have a bit of information at the original start location.
like if you press R and just don't move but look around you've got something in there.
I the trees give me like Washington vibes.
That is actually a shout because the truck says to Koma Washington.
So would I be correct or?
Well okay so
Trucks are designed to move long distances so they trust them less than cars.
That's true.
But if I was to click somewhere especially with these trees it would definitely,
206 that's a Washington area code so yeah Washington and you go more
specific or do you just guess Washington I would just click to come on here I'll
just like a big highway or something to come a Washington is gonna be right
outside believe it's just south of Seattle yeah I think it is
Maybe in a slightly green area somewhere.
Yeah, maybe.
Right here actually.
Okay.
Fair enough.
A bit more than enough.
That's fine.
Go next.
Why are all these locations just America's just America?
Oh America!
Is this just America?
Yes, however, we can probably get the state. I can't remember exactly where those plates were.
Like, they're blurred, but you can see lots of the blue color, and the top is, like, orangey.
Orangey. This might also be Canada, you have to bear that in mind.
Oh, I know. When it's Canada, it, like, throws me off.
So, the best way to tell apart America and Canada is the speed limit signs. Say,
Speed limit in America, but in Canada they will say maximum because it's the same
Okay, that's actually good tip
Should I like go out of this parking lot or yeah, that's I would immediately go to the road. Oh
Okay, yeah, you sometimes have to like look around
and front plates as well in Canada it's kind of random but in the US it's more
like the southeast doesn't need front plates yeah we have front plates here
so that's not a that's not something we can use yeah just look around the signage
I would say at this level just look around the signage see if you can find a
domain there's decent cycle infrastructure so it's not too American not
too American but American yeah it's definitely North America because 800
that's anything here's a fun fact CAA may mean Canadian something something we
had a CAA sign 905 wait this has the Canadian flag on it indeed it does yeah
I have to pay the flag and 9.05 is going to be I don't actually remember that one.
Toronto.
Yep, I guess we're in Toronto.
Toronto!
Oh, I didn't mean that again.
Oh yeah, it's got 6.07 or something in the background, that's a Toronto card.
In Toronto is?
It's just above New York.
Damn, Toronto is low key America.
That's a very interesting, interesting.
Right guys.
guys. Oh, so you want to know something? Um, you know the CN Tower area against Toronto?
You know that you know this? Is that good? Yeah, you click the right part of Toronto,
which is quite difficult, actually. Um, you know the CN Tower? Mm hmm. I was like, I got
dropped right by it and I thought it was a space needle and the video like kind of blew
up Seattle. Yeah, because like I got a bunch of Canadians in my comments and they were like
so mad I post the video this is this is definitely not America I'll tell you this much
who's flag if you want like a golden golden tip like when you have a road that's got
driving in two directions if the like the line the color of the line between the two driving
directions if it's yellow then it's usually the Americas and if it's white it's usually Europe
There are exceptions. Norway has yellow lines.
If you look at the pedestrian crossing, how it's white and yellow instead of just white lines.
Oh, this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the ground. Russia is a very Russian thing to do.
Russia, Ukraine and Kazakhstan will have this.
Russia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan.
And you've also got Cyrillic on some of the signs.
got like the funny writing what does that mean if they use a different alphabet
I that is a what's what would you call an orthodox church is there a specific
good for it English we have a different part for it English oh chat in power sorry
maybe someone knows walk swagger wait this one I have no idea I would say I
don't even know what I would guess architectures and and it's very flat it
feels kind of southern so we're going to be in russia however i would say we're
like definitely west russia and it feels more southern
and let's let me have a look at the map i would say anywhere between chileabinsk, kazan and then
like even further south with somewhere near the Kazakhstan border like I don't
know like 500 miles away from Max
just pick a big city you can pick you can pick like one of the blood not not
so close like one of the really big cities really good like like like
Chelyabinsk, Ufa, maybe Kazan. Yeah it feels Chelyabinsk to me. Chelyabinsk is
like the Detroit of Russia. It's like everyone says it's like a really ugly town. Okay. It's
kind of pretty there. This time looks quite nice. So I would not go for Chimley. Okay.
Yeah, that was probably a bad guess. Yeah, Kazan. Oh, wait, my score is gonna ask for
that one. 2000. I'm not even that far. Okay. Jimmy's TV sales and repairs. Okay, I can
at this one this is Europe this one by not moving this is the UK press press R
and how do you know yellow plates yep yellow rear plates you're actually going
to see that in more countries than just the UK so the UK did a thing called
colonizing where they just had lots of land around the world and in the
countries that used to be British colonies some of them still have white
in the front and yellow in the back like oh this one does like Hong Kong and like
Botswana so some of the countries that used to be British colonies still keep
that up another way to tell the UK is if you press R on the ground like on the
curb you've got double yellow lines where you're not actually meant to park
The double yellows are very British oh
Since the UK drives on the left you can look at the car like the blue car when you press R
The steering wheel is on the right
So we have on the left the super right and the windshield wipers actually come out from the other side
Like the windshield wipers are on the other side, but you don't really look at that one. Oh
Oh
So if you don't see the steering wheel you can sometimes tell by the windshield wipers
Good like that metal fence that you have like that metal fence of just a vertical metal bit
So like the spiky top. That's the most British industrial area thing ever. Is it?
When I lived the UK British ass those were everywhere. You lived in the UK British ass fans
Yeah, I live in the UK for 10 years. That's why I speak like this graph
I would probably speak English like this oh yeah how do you know so many
languages do a lingo no oh wait is there a specific part I should guess we're
just anywhere just click metal anywhere between Manchester and Birmingham oh
I should know the clover that I saw.
We have, look at the restaurant, like the La Bamba or whatever it's called.
If you see the writing to the right hand side of it, it's hard to tell here, but the letters
They look like there's like a horizontal line at the top and like the stuff hanging down from it
It kind of looks like you're hanging the laundry up. Oh, yeah, okay
Okay, so that kind of language that's got the hanging line
That's going to be all of India and Bangladesh and Nepal so all the countries around there
easy
And this is most probably going to be
It's not Nepal it's either going to be India. Maybe Bangladesh
Whoa, look at all this.
Okay.
India.
Yeah, those are rickshaws, I believe.
Watch, I'm going to get the exact street.
I would go for Bangladesh here, actually.
Really?
I don't know.
I don't.
So, India used to have really bad camera coverage, but they've since updated it and the photos
in India look quite nice and it's hard for me to tell because I haven't played much recently.
We should 1v1 on here. I think it'd be kind of close.
We can do that, yeah. I would go for the capital of Bangladesh.
The capital, okay. So, yep, Dhaka.
Boom. Oh, 4900! There you go. Wow.
Wow.
That was amazing.
Let's try and get you your very first 5k.
That will be fun project.
You have to get like, how do I do this in miles?
It's 120 meters so that's going to be like 400 feet or less.
400 feet?
Yeah, like 400 feet away from the location.
On the world map. Some maps it's less.
Like it's like 100 feet or something.
On this one or no?
On any map, like if you know a city well, you can try that city.
But I understand like with streamers you don't want to do a map of your own town because that's going to dox you, right?
Wait, are you good at the US?
I'm okay.
Watch.
Do you want me to put up make a party?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it, do it, do it.
Let's 1v1 the US.
Cool. I sent you a link in Discord.
Okay.
Okay, that.
Cool.
Oh, lovely skin.
Thank you.
Balanced US, is that a map or community United States?
I don't actually know a good map.
I don't know, is the regular US one not good?
The ones that are built into the game, they have something called Trekkers, where it's
essentially like they put a camera tripod in the museum so you could get the inside
of a building and you could play that.
Yeah, I would never want to do that.
We can play a duel, Geogas has got a duel game mode and how it works is whoever's like
If I get 5,000 points and you get 4,000, you lose a thousand HP because it's a difference.
And then there's multipliers the further you go.
So the thousand can get multiplied by like two.
It's pretty fun.
Okay, I'll follow.
What is your time limit?
No, I won't push, like I won't guess right away, I'll give you time.
Oh like that's helpful.
Yeah, cause like new players in GeoGuess are usually the way you play against them is you
just guess really quick even if it's like not very accurate because they panic.
Well, guess what?
You're about to lose.
Not really.
Buddy?
Oh.
House and text.
Okay.
Ooh, you better watch out.
Watch out!
Oh, this is nice.
This is beautiful.
Yep.
You better watch out.
Wait, will it tell me when you guess?
Yeah, it will start a 15 second countdown.
I think I've been to this town.
Yeah, I found it.
When do they stop naming the roads with words and just put a number?
That's actually so cool sometimes in America.
Y'all don't have that?
No, we don't have enough people to justify that.
Mmm.
Okay, where would a graph have been?
That's what I'm gonna think about.
That is a good way to think about it.
What's the difference between a drive and a lane, honestly, America?
Found it.
The exact?
Yeah, I've got the 5K.
I was giving you time.
Nice!
You plonked right where it was.
What?
What the hell?
If you just click randomly, that's called a plunk.
Wait, I got pretty lucky.
Yep.
this place is so boring that's most of America for you unfortunately
Oh looks the same.
It does.
So does Europe now?
No, I would say it varies from country to country.
It's a really nice town actually.
It's beautiful. Sorry if you live here.
Ooh, I have a town name.
Now I need the street name.
Where am I next to?
Judicial center
Oh my gosh orchard 14 mile road east that's the most Detroit town name actually is this lucky Detroit
No.
Cause they do the miles, right?
Yeah, this is just Detroit.
This is actually insane. They have a traffic circle in America.
I know, they're just like randomly spread out.
Yeah, I can't find exactly where it is.
Oh, nice.
Oh, it was west, not east, kind of.
I needed to actually lock in on street names, I just want to get it quicker.
Yeah.
Playing Geo Gaster in America is just...
looking down a grid.
I found basically the city on every single.
I'm pretty sure every single one.
Yeah, it's just a matter of looking for information.
I know. It's so much easier in America for me than when I do the whole world.
Because I guess it's what you know, right?
Yeah, yeah.
You're doing really well in America, Ashley.
When I do Europe, everybody just flames me.
I know a good amount of the American plates too, which is helpful, even though they're blurred.
Yeah, the problem with America is there's like lots of them, right?
Like in Arizona itself, I select 50 different ways.
oh yeah there's four different ones and then people can just go between states so it's like you
yeah well i have the town
i don't know exactly where i am
can i can i can i do a little guessing can i push a bit yeah guess because i have no idea on this one
We have 16 points left oh my god oh wait we keep going oh I thought it was like best
of five oh no no I just ruined my whole HP yeah cuz like those moments
where I was like I had 5,000 points and you had 4,999 that still registers me as closer so my
multiplier builds up and yours is the same. It's important to try and be as close as you can every
round. No, that last one I had zero idea. I thought I saw one in the end of play. I saw 302 which is
is a like Silver Spring Maryland or something it's around VC area I just
like DC I'm getting like that's a father and that is a brook
it's very often me autumn are you guys say fall fall I say autumn actually really
yep I say oh my gosh I cannot wait for autumn we have a we have a word in
Polish for girls that really like the autumn wait what yep I don't know it
just kind of sprung up one day it's yeshanyara yeshanyara girls who just
love some autumn yep guys does America have a word for that maybe do you know
this one I have it down to like three or four states a good day like I know the
region but I haven't found any good clues yet because it's just like it's just
I know these license plates are really sticking out to me so I don't really know.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
I thought I saw a particular plate, a particular state.
But alas.
You found it?
Uh, I'm just gonna give it a vibe guess.
Like it's going to be one of these three.
Maybe one more stay.
I have the rough area it is.
Oh, you found a highway, nice.
I haven't actually been able to find one.
Yeah, it looks like New England.
I saw a new Boston, but it wasn't Boston guys, it just threw me off.
Do you want to play one more polish map?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do polish, let's do polish.
That'll end in like two rounds, but let's do it.
Oh, that was good.
My American citizenship is being revoked and getting the graph.
Fair play.
I'll give you a million health, how about that?
Is Jopka real?
I think there's a map that has every Jopka in Poland.
Yeah, that's a map.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Oh wait, this is like learning the culture.
Yeah this is what Poland looks like, it's just ads, ads, ads, ads, ads.
Okay.
Yeah, this would give me a good insight into your country.
Bro, we're in Łódź.
This could be like Indiana, right?
This is your first impression of Polish.
This is actually my first photo ever of Poland.
seriously oh okay impression oh wow i see what y'all do over there
this is like a legendary street where a man suffered no consequences
oh my god wait do you like know where this is yeah i know the town already
I'm just gonna go P.M. I guess. I can't find the exact intersection.
Shout out P.Wa. I know it's Trima from P.Wa. We have a song about P.Wa.
Sing it. Oh, Autumn now full with the five. Thank you.
Oh, and Spoily Boily with the ten. Let's go.
Okay. Jopka, Jopka, Jopka.
That was obviously the wrong Japka last time.
Japka is like a 7-11. You can pick up parcels in Japka as well.
What formation is this even?
Have you ever been to Sphazhans?
What the hell is that?
Sphazhans?
It's a metropolis.
Uh-uh.
Oh, gosh.
Looks like a bit, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Looks like a bit of gosht.
Why are you in Chersk?
Are you trying to throw it so that it doesn't hurt?
Oh, that means down here. That means down there.
You see, threw me off at the end. I had it, but you threw me off.
You click all the meme towns.
All the meme towns?
Yep.
Oh, this is why he made Jopka right here, because they sell whatever that is.
Hobdog.
Yeah, sure, that's Hobdog.
Oh, this is from the city. Oh, it's a very pretty city. No, this is nice. I'm gonna
guess this is one of the bigger ones. It would be a nice city in Poland, probably
Warsaw. No, it's not Warsaw. Okay. But yeah, these buildings are what inspires me
to like to build the Polish cave. Really? Yeah. But these are like more
modestly colored but in one town in particular they have like really bright
colors and that's what I was going for
okay we're definitely in Poland
okay if you go to Poland where do you visit
Gdansk is a really nice town.
We're down here.
Kraków?
I think if you had to go and visit one town in Poland, I would say go to Kraków.
For real?
Yeah.
So that's where we are?
It is not.
I got like 5 emails to the ass, but nice!
Hey!
Nice!
You clicked the wrong side of the river, but nice.
The wrong side of the river, I should have known.
That's the old logo of Rzapka.
That's the ancient one.
Oh, this is adorable!
Oh, I didn't even know that.
Galeria Lämborg.
This would be a much cuter sign.
OK, so this has to be one of those older cities.
So.
What's even in Warsaw?
Y'all longies hot dogs.
Ooh, is he?
Yep.
Well, I'm gonna shove up to his house.
Did you know Averon's watch?
It costs 6 millions water just to replace the glass on it.
Wait, what does that translate, uh, USD?
1.5 million.
Nuh-uh.
Who gifted him that?
Uh, I think the Serb gets built.
I think the Sergius built it.
Is everyone good at this game?
No but he may last too.
The meme is that Evernon instead of having a watch just looks outside of his window at
the Polish equivalent of Big Ben as he lives by the really big building with a clock tower
on it.
I didn't know he had so much money.
I'm gonna ask him to Fortnite?
Yeah, everyone likes Fortnite and he likes GTA roleplay.
Wait, everyone?
That's my true top games.
Wait, why did I think he had never played Fortnite?
I'm not docking him.
He talks about it himself, and it's funny
Nobody even lives in Poland anyways
The right guys right guys only four people live there
You everyone next to a multi, right?
And the Royer is Polish as well Roy's Polish
Is he residing with the cave?
Yep.
He's always at the north though so I thought he was like Spanish to be honest.
No, no, no, no, he's Spanish.
Oh my god, I'm by Berlin! Why am I by Berlin?
That is not Berlin. We have to fight for that not to happen.
Wait, let's do one more different one.
Yeah, one more, one more.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Have you ever played the famous places, Matt?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I think this is maybe where I did the space needle.
Have you played the dumb test?
The dumb test?
Yes.
Yeah, I passed it actually 100%.
They said I was the dumbest person alive.
British Museum who visits that British
So here's a fun tip if you press N twice the angle that the road is on your screen is going
to be the same angle that it is on the map because right now north is up and on the map
north is up as well.
Oh.
I mean, pretty sure, like, pretty sure, like, pretty sure I'm like on the dot.
Hello, Bestie.
Oh my god, I don't know if I should have moved mine.
If we both have 5k it's the same, like if it's within like, I don't have a money fee.
Ooh, this is bad quality.
Steak and shake?
You have definitely heard of this country, but I doubt...
They got steak and shake?
You what?
Oh, I know where this is. I know where this is. I know where this is.
Oh.
Cool, that hook.
Monaco! Monaco!
Right?
I am very impressed.
Because F1, that's how I know it, they have the race there.
Yup.
I don't know where in it though.
Hmm, we've got the C on the right and we're coming up to a roundabout from the south.
How do they have an Avenue John F. Kennedy in Monaco?
We have a Woodrow Wilson Square in Walsall, I guess that's even stranger.
Which are Wilson?
Yep.
Don't worry, you've got a million health.
We can do like five rounds or something.
Okay.
Mmm.
You know what the town's called?
Honestly?
The leaning tower of where?
I know it's pizza, but where is pizza on the map?
That's what I love about it.
you can get pizza ever in italy
i know you can get pizza so i should just go
at this zoom level where you are just read the names and order you've got the
correct
just don't zoom in
like this one
uh... one more like zoom in once and just read all the town names
like if i have to go for a place
what i'll do is
i'll read all the places
and then then i'll zoom in again then i'll read all the places
using the strut or on just on this dude's back
yep yep back back down
oh I want to get like
right by good senses good game sense I use the end strut the double and
I've never been to Las Vegas, I don't really know what I'm saying, I've never been to
the last biggest stuff.
Use the N-strap.
We call it tying your shoes because you're looking down.
So the row is going to be going practically up, ideally up.
And if you look to the right, you
might see a little something we call create aeronautics.
You have really good senses for this game, like honestly there's, I house a tournament
like for Polish streamers, I'll join it, thank you, no?
And some of them like, I'll tell them the same thing that I tell you and they'll have
like, they'll have to look for like three minutes.
really cooking it's right here right and remember we have the airport to our
right wait statue a letter B wait the airport to our right yeah anyway it's
too late and you might have a like a p it's called a POI so like the little
purple bubble with a camera
We're not at the replica statue of Liberty itself
Remember airport is right next to us. We're at a long we're at a long road by the side of the airport. Oh my gosh
Wait, why did I go? Yeah?
Yeah
Mmm, I did too far up on the airport actually we're back here. Okay. Okay
Nice
Okay, thank you sadly Sadie for the
Just right up inside it
I don't know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France.
Uh-uh.
A Royale with cheese.
Ha! Ha! What does that mean?
I guess a quarter of a pound doesn't translate into Europe because we use kilograms.
Oh, I see.
Okay, guess.
There's a town in Poland that has a replica of Eiffel Tower, much smaller.
Oh, we've already had this one.
Okay, wait, can we do it, let's do one.
I guess we'll be very good at clicking on that one.
Yeah, let's do a different one.
Can on this one.
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Oh, uh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, my God, oh
Congratulations
One more that we haven't seen yet, and I shall leave you be
Okay, I think this one sells it
Have you been
I've been here a couple of times
Oh, I thought it was a big bush. Oh my god, I won! Oh my god, I just beat Graf!
Wow
That was fun. I knew you had GeoGas of Knowledge
That was actually very fun. Thank you for teaching me. You're really good to teach
Thank you. I appreciate that. I have to be doing the daily challenges on GeoGuessr.
And I've been pretty bad so far. So in the next few that I have to do, I'm sure I'm
gonna be better. If you need help, call me. Thank you. Sleep tight. Sweet dreams.
Don't let the bad bugs bite us. Don't let the bugs bite. If someone goes to bed, we say I
I wish you colorful dreams.
Oh, bye.
WGRAPH, helping me with the GeoGuessr.
I can leave the call.
I can leave the Discord call.
Oh my god, that was actually so much fun.
I see.
I just knew it.
Smart King.
Thank you, Graph.
Oh, did they both sub?
Thank you, Graph.
Thank you, everyone.
And if they didn't sub, then take this, hold this.
Guys I gotta eat I gotta go eat. Yeah, I can't believe you stayed up
That long shout out to thank you all subbies and re subbies day. I'm gonna be back tomorrow
I will get you with Tomo dachi tomorrow trust trust trust
We will get back into that world. I know you guys miss it
But I want to give it enough time to actually play and make characters
So I'm going to do that and I also we're gonna do a little bit more
Game of Thrones, tomorrow too, at the beginning of stream, so we got that, and type shit,
type shit.
I'm going to fuck with you guys, goodnight.