{"segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 10.0, "text": " music"}, {"start": 10.0, "end": 20.0, "text": " music"}, {"start": 20.0, "end": 28.0, "text": " music"}, {"start": 28.0, "end": 31.48, "text": " What the hell are you doing?"}, {"start": 31.48, "end": 32.88, "text": " This feels like bait."}, {"start": 32.88, "end": 35.480000000000004, "text": " Okay, it feels like a no intro date."}, {"start": 38.480000000000004, "end": 39.6, "text": " She's here again."}, {"start": 39.6, "end": 40.28, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 40.28, "end": 42.44, "text": " So did you pray today?"}, {"start": 42.72, "end": 43.28, "text": " Did you?"}, {"start": 43.28, "end": 45.04, "text": " I'm so reunited."}, {"start": 45.04, "end": 46.56, "text": " I'm so CLT."}, {"start": 46.56, "end": 48.08, "text": " I'm so CLT."}, {"start": 48.08, "end": 50.2, "text": " I'm so CLT because that's Charlotte."}, {"start": 50.2, "end": 51.480000000000004, "text": " Charlotte."}, {"start": 51.480000000000004, "end": 52.84, "text": " Everybody say hi to Riley."}, {"start": 52.84, "end": 55.36, "text": " Everybody go like her to Instagram post."}, {"start": 55.36, "end": 57.84, "text": " And I don't know."}, {"start": 58.0, "end": 65.28, "text": " go like your new instagram post and go comment that she's beautiful on it and hearts and stuff"}, {"start": 66.24, "end": 71.44, "text": " sunday lives thank you for letting me come back i need someone let's go"}, {"start": 72.56, "end": 78.48, "text": " i don't really have anything to say leave them with one piece of advice um with one piece of advice"}, {"start": 80.32, "end": 86.56, "text": " the ocean never judges it just less maybe like a new one i think that's my favorite one okay then"}, {"start": 86.56, "end": 89.48, "text": " And that's that works beautiful Lee."}, {"start": 89.48, "end": 90.48, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 90.48, "end": 93.56, "text": " I hope you guys had fun, had so much fun."}, {"start": 93.56, "end": 94.56, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 94.56, "end": 95.56, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 95.56, "end": 96.56, "text": " I'll let you know how the event is."}, {"start": 96.56, "end": 97.56, "text": " Bye, everybody."}, {"start": 97.56, "end": 98.56, "text": " Can you look how I'm thinking for the five?"}, {"start": 98.56, "end": 101.28, "text": " Thank you, Riley, for letting me come back."}, {"start": 101.28, "end": 102.68, "text": " You both are so pretty."}, {"start": 102.68, "end": 104.52000000000001, "text": " Yes, we know."}, {"start": 104.52000000000001, "end": 105.52000000000001, "text": " We know."}, {"start": 105.52000000000001, "end": 108.72, "text": " So, I hope you guys are doing well today."}, {"start": 108.72, "end": 111.36, "text": " We have a Sunday live."}, {"start": 111.36, "end": 113.24000000000001, "text": " Why is there a stream today?"}, {"start": 113.24000000000001, "end": 131.98000000000002, "text": " So I'm going to watch, um, because I was playing on watching, uh, uh, the QSMP one,"}, {"start": 131.98000000000002, "end": 136.68, "text": " do I need to watch the nacho one?"}, {"start": 136.68, "end": 142.12, "text": " We have 15 to 17 ish minutes until what's nacho doing?"}, {"start": 142.12, "end": 148.0, "text": " Not okay go to nachos and this is fucking nachos like this same thing"}, {"start": 148.52, "end": 150.76, "text": " Too bad bitches at the same damn time"}, {"start": 172.12, "end": 200.96, "text": " So mind you, I literally just landed in Charlotte too, so I have not been on socials for anything."}, {"start": 200.96, "end": 202.96, "text": " Do you mean my husband is dead?"}, {"start": 203.96, "end": 207.94, "text": " I know it's not probably even supposed to be in my chat, but like this is a lot right now"}, {"start": 209.16, "end": 211.16, "text": " Holy perfect time to get on"}, {"start": 216.52, "end": 218.52, "text": " Are they kicking me from the server?"}, {"start": 222.32, "end": 224.94, "text": " Oh my god, they're kicking me out. They're gonna kick me from the server"}, {"start": 227.12, "end": 230.60000000000002, "text": " Go back home Nacho bitch. We ain't ringing chat"}, {"start": 230.96, "end": 233.96, "text": " Not sure who's not reading chat or thinking subs, bro."}, {"start": 241.96, "end": 243.96, "text": " Wait, I thought he was gonna say I can't read chat."}, {"start": 252.96, "end": 255.96, "text": " Not your baby. Not your baby. Not your baby."}, {"start": 255.96, "end": 265.96000000000004, "text": " Not too bad. Where the fuck are you? Go home!"}, {"start": 285.96, "end": 291.96, "text": " Don't make an unnecessary journey, Nacho."}, {"start": 291.96, "end": 295.96, "text": " Who the hell is- how the hell is his eye to realm quality so good?"}, {"start": 295.96, "end": 297.96, "text": " It's his bitrate."}, {"start": 309.96, "end": 314.96, "text": " Right here. Good thing they didn't have my ass doing it because I would have been taken 30 minutes to type one."}, {"start": 315.96, "end": 317.96, "text": " Say"}, {"start": 320.35999999999996, "end": 322.35999999999996, "text": " Antikities was not show"}, {"start": 325.79999999999995, "end": 331.71999999999997, "text": " Are you fucking serious wrong wrong fireworks ain't gonna do shit. That is not what mama taught you"}, {"start": 331.72, "end": 346.32000000000005, "text": " Damn, it's been on for longer?"}, {"start": 346.32000000000005, "end": 348.52000000000004, "text": " Have I missed certain things?"}, {"start": 348.52000000000004, "end": 350.52000000000004, "text": " Received a task."}, {"start": 350.52000000000004, "end": 354.52000000000004, "text": " Damn, that should make me a little hungry."}, {"start": 354.52, "end": 359.52, "text": " I think I'm trying to hear the name."}, {"start": 362.52, "end": 366.52, "text": " They ate him."}, {"start": 370.52, "end": 374.52, "text": " Lowkey natural sounds good, no, right?"}, {"start": 374.52, "end": 381.52, "text": " IDK what to do. It's so dark. I can't even see."}, {"start": 381.52, "end": 388.52, "text": " LOL. Like not the time to be LOLing, but okay."}, {"start": 388.52, "end": 395.52, "text": " Someone saying fine torches, like. He not reading all that."}, {"start": 402.52, "end": 404.52, "text": " No survival instincts."}, {"start": 404.52, "end": 407.52, "text": " Alright well, we're probably gonna lose them."}, {"start": 407.52, "end": 409.52, "text": " Should I hide?"}, {"start": 417.2, "end": 420.2, "text": " I can hardly see what he's even doing."}, {"start": 428.96, "end": 430.15999999999997, "text": " Go home, baby."}, {"start": 430.15999999999997, "end": 431.65999999999997, "text": " Fight back."}, {"start": 431.65999999999997, "end": 433.65999999999997, "text": " Is that his fucking house?"}, {"start": 433.66, "end": 442.66, "text": " But one by one hide at KDB HQ. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's terrible advice. Don't do that."}, {"start": 445.66, "end": 448.66, "text": " I got boxed in. What the heck?"}, {"start": 448.66, "end": 464.14000000000004, "text": " Please don't end up like Cappino and Tamate."}, {"start": 464.14000000000004, "end": 474.14000000000004, "text": " Someone just said don't end up like Cappino and Tamate."}, {"start": 474.14, "end": 488.74, "text": " Yeah, I asked if this stuff was happening earlier and they just said watch the countdown."}, {"start": 488.74, "end": 492.06, "text": " And so my bad that I missed stuff, I actually am..."}, {"start": 492.06, "end": 494.06, "text": " I need to..."}, {"start": 494.06, "end": 500.06, "text": " What was that country bumpkin?"}, {"start": 500.06, "end": 515.18, "text": " Why they need me?"}, {"start": 515.18, "end": 529.42, "text": " At least I'm in hiding spot."}, {"start": 529.42, "end": 533.42, "text": " I'm going to be honest, I don't even think Nacho's good for much so I don't even know why they're targeting him."}, {"start": 538.42, "end": 541.42, "text": " Everyone's saying use his knife. His iron fucking knife. What was that?"}, {"start": 542.42, "end": 543.42, "text": " STAY DONE!"}, {"start": 551.42, "end": 555.42, "text": " Why did he give up his hiding spot? He gave up his hiding spot. Like, can you, come on."}, {"start": 559.42, "end": 564.42, "text": " I know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 570.42, "end": 571.42, "text": " Is that Durban?"}, {"start": 574.42, "end": 576.42, "text": " Did he just get out? He just got out."}, {"start": 576.42, "end": 603.54, "text": " Uh, terrible hide and seek."}, {"start": 603.54, "end": 605.38, "text": " Stop executing everyone OMG."}, {"start": 605.38, "end": 607.5, "text": " No, cuz why are they not reading that?"}, {"start": 610.06, "end": 612.06, "text": " It was highlighted too"}, {"start": 616.86, "end": 618.86, "text": " Stop fucking flipping that joke"}, {"start": 623.06, "end": 626.2, "text": " Stay in your ground stay in your ground"}, {"start": 628.66, "end": 630.66, "text": " They got a whole damn salad now"}, {"start": 635.38, "end": 640.38, "text": " Surely, mine is the t-"}, {"start": 640.38, "end": 649.38, "text": " Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww"}, {"start": 649.38, "end": 654.38, "text": " Why does he keep breaking it?"}, {"start": 665.38, "end": 686.38, "text": " I mean, we could have turned up the brightness a touch, I think."}, {"start": 686.38, "end": 693.18, "text": " I'll let him...never let him know your next move, Nacho!"}, {"start": 693.1800000000001, "end": 700.1800000000001, "text": " Never let them fucking know your next move."}, {"start": 700.1800000000001, "end": 705.1800000000001, "text": " Like."}, {"start": 705.1800000000001, "end": 718.1800000000001, "text": " Yeah, not only is it bright as fuck, it's loud as hell!"}, {"start": 718.1800000000001, "end": 727.86, "text": " if"}, {"start": 727.86, "end": 740.86, "text": " I'm gonna be honest not sure if you weren't treating it like the 4th of fucking it in July,"}, {"start": 740.86, "end": 743.86, "text": " maybe you would have had a better chance!"}, {"start": 757.86, "end": 762.86, "text": " I should have taught him self-defense. Oh, well, I don't know the next thing that's self-defense, but..."}, {"start": 764.86, "end": 766.86, "text": " Oh, holy. I got Everon chair."}, {"start": 766.86, "end": 791.08, "text": " I mean, not just shouldn't have gone live, because he's just going to get stream sniped."}, {"start": 791.08, "end": 792.08, "text": " Pink bed?"}, {"start": 792.08, "end": 793.08, "text": " That's cute."}, {"start": 793.08, "end": 794.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 794.08, "end": 795.08, "text": " Oh my god, is that-"}, {"start": 806.08, "end": 809.08, "text": " He's free? Okay, I thought this was a jail cell."}, {"start": 854.08, "end": 873.6800000000001, "text": " a little more running."}, {"start": 873.6800000000001, "end": 874.6800000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 874.6800000000001, "end": 879.7, "text": " I hope he's not asking me specifically."}, {"start": 879.7, "end": 881.4200000000001, "text": " Is he asking just me specifically?"}, {"start": 886.0600000000001, "end": 888.1, "text": " If he hits disconnect, he's safe."}, {"start": 888.1, "end": 890.1, "text": " Not to hit disconnect and you're safe."}, {"start": 896.94, "end": 898.26, "text": " Wait, five minutes."}, {"start": 898.26, "end": 900.6600000000001, "text": " I'm gonna have to switch to the other stream, I think, Joe."}, {"start": 903.0200000000001, "end": 905.62, "text": " Mild case of everyone chair, yeah, it's really loud."}, {"start": 909.7, "end": 929.6800000000001, "text": " Do one more front flip one more front flip right now IDK what that was"}, {"start": 929.6800000000001, "end": 931.6800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 935.4000000000001, "end": 941.32, "text": " Know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no"}, {"start": 943.6400000000001, "end": 948.98, "text": " Okay, I'm about because he's I'm about to click off to be honest with you these is rich big"}, {"start": 948.98, "end": 963.98, "text": " I act and just think I was actually feeling a little bit bad for him."}, {"start": 963.98, "end": 965.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 981.78, "end": 989.1, "text": " Coping mechanism go are you fucking kidding me nacho stop actually lock in"}, {"start": 989.1, "end": 996.1, "text": " He's playing this shit like I would, which is not good."}, {"start": 996.1, "end": 1000.1, "text": " Oh, F3 plus T, please."}, {"start": 1000.1, "end": 1006.1, "text": " Nacho, you F3 plus T. F3 plus T, yeah, F3 plus T."}, {"start": 1006.1, "end": 1009.1, "text": " And we'll give him a moment."}, {"start": 1009.1, "end": 1016.1, "text": " Minus one RP from Nacho."}, {"start": 1016.1, "end": 1019.98, "text": " And then it's like now I have to wait because it takes a minute for"}, {"start": 1019.98, "end": 1025.38, "text": " it's like a big motion ad and motion is not even paying me so I don't even know."}, {"start": 1025.38, "end": 1030.1, "text": " I hope everybody's having a wonderful day."}, {"start": 1032.94, "end": 1038.34, "text": " You need to leave the server now. I did not send you a task."}, {"start": 1038.34, "end": 1041.14, "text": " Oh Nacho just..."}, {"start": 1041.14, "end": 1044.58, "text": " He's put it upon himself."}, {"start": 1044.58, "end": 1062.8999999999999, "text": " He's a helpful fellow."}, {"start": 1062.8999999999999, "end": 1065.34, "text": " You mean to tell me that's Kukorucho's not right there?"}, {"start": 1074.58, "end": 1084.02, "text": " Did you just end it?"}, {"start": 1084.02, "end": 1093.86, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, okay, let me go to the other one."}, {"start": 1093.86, "end": 1098.4199999999998, "text": " Wow, okay."}, {"start": 1098.42, "end": 1111.66, "text": " He's got his dad's face."}, {"start": 1111.66, "end": 1116.6200000000001, "text": " Then who the hell is Tomatay's father?"}, {"start": 1116.6200000000001, "end": 1127.54, "text": " I don't have any fucking channel points down."}, {"start": 1127.54, "end": 1138.46, "text": " viewer 30 seconds multi-streams didn't even fight all right here we go this is"}, {"start": 1138.46, "end": 1149.82, "text": " the big one it's to my right here friends I hope you quoted her QCMP or"}, {"start": 1149.82, "end": 1152.98, "text": " or else I'm gonna tell her daughter to tell her mother"}, {"start": 1152.98, "end": 1153.9399999999998, "text": " to sue you."}, {"start": 1160.34, "end": 1161.1799999999998, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 1176.58, "end": 1178.26, "text": " I think my face cam's not too big."}, {"start": 1178.26, "end": 1179.6, "text": " It can never be too big, right?"}, {"start": 1184.4, "end": 1186.78, "text": " Let's get my locked in reaction."}, {"start": 1194.3, "end": 1195.14, "text": " Is it time?"}, {"start": 1197.62, "end": 1198.62, "text": " I was here as well."}, {"start": 1208.26, "end": 1227.26, "text": " Hey, playman!"}, {"start": 1238.26, "end": 1247.26, "text": " Do I have to sub to quackity right now?"}, {"start": 1247.26, "end": 1249.94, "text": " Is this another countdown and then we go?"}, {"start": 1249.94, "end": 1254.5, "text": " Do I not go in yet?"}, {"start": 1254.5, "end": 1255.5, "text": " Another timer?"}, {"start": 1255.5, "end": 1261.3799999999999, "text": " Oh my god, I have to fucking sub to quackity."}, {"start": 1261.3799999999999, "end": 1263.3799999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1263.38, "end": 1271.6000000000001, "text": " Well, you'd think he would have maybe given us possibly a gift card."}, {"start": 1278.9, "end": 1280.42, "text": " Is this my apple pie on here?"}, {"start": 1288.5200000000002, "end": 1291.16, "text": " A gift card to where I don't know his stream."}, {"start": 1293.38, "end": 1299.38, "text": " $6.31 quackity, you'll be receiving an invoice, buddy."}, {"start": 1299.38, "end": 1303.0600000000002, "text": " Invalid payment method as well."}, {"start": 1306.7, "end": 1308.74, "text": " Oh my gosh, I'm going to have to go."}, {"start": 1308.74, "end": 1310.0600000000002, "text": " My phone's not even in here."}, {"start": 1310.0600000000002, "end": 1311.5800000000002, "text": " Is this going to work?"}, {"start": 1311.5800000000002, "end": 1314.46, "text": " Or is it going to give me a code?"}, {"start": 1315.7, "end": 1319.3400000000001, "text": " Sorry, broke."}, {"start": 1319.34, "end": 1329.34, "text": " I mean, I guess I am broke. I guess I don't have enough subs. Okay, another timer. Okay,"}, {"start": 1329.34, "end": 1339.34, "text": " so so who did I miss? Papino and Tomatay went live? So I am sub, right? So I should have"}, {"start": 1339.34, "end": 1350.6799999999998, "text": " like quackity emotes down here? Yes, no way. What?"}, {"start": 1352.9599999999998, "end": 1355.3799999999999, "text": " Summer saying Kenneps, Summer saying dead."}, {"start": 1360.82, "end": 1363.76, "text": " Pippino mentioned me about something. Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 1363.76, "end": 1373.36, "text": " Kinept maybe dead eaten? Wow wait, I did not know all this was happening."}, {"start": 1373.36, "end": 1376.52, "text": " What the hell are Quackity's emotes?"}, {"start": 1376.52, "end": 1382.4, "text": " Alright well we got two minutes, they were looking for me."}, {"start": 1382.4, "end": 1386.04, "text": " Wait, I was the main character and I wasn't even watching?"}, {"start": 1386.04, "end": 1402.84, "text": " wait they were looking for me oh oh damn I wish I got on earlier they wanted to"}, {"start": 1402.84, "end": 1411.76, "text": " kill you okay okay that's interesting Ryan thank you for the five I'll try and"}, {"start": 1411.76, "end": 1415.6, "text": " watch the VOD we'll see let's watch what quackity does maybe get in the"}, {"start": 1415.6000000000001, "end": 1418.96, "text": " server, I'll watch the Vaude at some point, maybe before I get off."}, {"start": 1420.3200000000002, "end": 1425.2400000000002, "text": " If the Vaude's are posted, I know I like just, I didn't have time to"}, {"start": 1425.2400000000002, "end": 1426.16, "text": " change my skin or anything."}, {"start": 1426.16, "end": 1429.8000000000002, "text": " So I'm still in the, um, fucking bikini."}, {"start": 1430.0000000000002, "end": 1434.2, "text": " I want to say, like today's not the day to show up in the bikini, you know?"}, {"start": 1435.6000000000001, "end": 1437.2400000000002, "text": " And I just didn't have time."}, {"start": 1439.5200000000002, "end": 1442.0000000000002, "text": " Uh, this is those in a minute, guys, this goes in a minute."}, {"start": 1442.0, "end": 1442.84, "text": " Some."}, {"start": 1447.46, "end": 1449.46, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, everyone's saying change it."}, {"start": 1451.76, "end": 1453.36, "text": " That's probably why they want me."}, {"start": 1455.4, "end": 1456.24, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 1461.08, "end": 1464.08, "text": " I'll pull up play on Minecraft while this waits."}, {"start": 1472.0, "end": 1473.0, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 1473.0, "end": 1495.0, "text": " 27, this is like New Year's Eve, 24, 3, 2, 1, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, oh my god."}, {"start": 1495.0, "end": 1497.0, "text": " Wait, this kid is killing me"}, {"start": 1501.08, "end": 1505.88, "text": " Oh my god, I have to put this on. Oh shit, okay, three two one. Okay, three two one though"}, {"start": 1505.88, "end": 1530.6000000000001, "text": " W countdown! W countdown! Imagine if New Year's did this. The ball dropped, the ball dropped"}, {"start": 1530.6000000000001, "end": 1534.2, "text": " They're like, wait guys, there's actually still 10 more minutes."}, {"start": 1534.2, "end": 1538.18, "text": " Wow, crappy, we got our subs in, bro."}, {"start": 1538.18, "end": 1541.2800000000002, "text": " We literally got our subs in."}, {"start": 1541.28, "end": 1564.96, "text": " good afternoon ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome everyone can everyone hear me just"}, {"start": 1564.96, "end": 1566.96, "text": " Oh my gosh, what's going on there?"}, {"start": 1566.96, "end": 1570.96, "text": " Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show!"}, {"start": 1570.96, "end": 1573.96, "text": " Hello, everyone! How is everyone doing today?"}, {"start": 1573.96, "end": 1575.96, "text": " Can everyone hear me just fine?"}, {"start": 1575.96, "end": 1577.96, "text": " Can everyone hear me just fine?"}, {"start": 1577.96, "end": 1579.96, "text": " Oh, it's not the lore about that!"}, {"start": 1579.96, "end": 1581.96, "text": " Why am I so full human?"}, {"start": 1581.96, "end": 1585.96, "text": " Welcome to a very special show today."}, {"start": 1585.96, "end": 1587.96, "text": " Oh my gosh, guys, I'm so excited."}, {"start": 1587.96, "end": 1590.96, "text": " We are not in the set-up we've always been in."}, {"start": 1590.96, "end": 1592.96, "text": " We're not in the set-up we've always been in."}, {"start": 1592.96, "end": 1594.96, "text": " Fuck is he? Kukuruchu's belly!"}, {"start": 1599.96, "end": 1603.96, "text": " Kukuruchu, Kukuruchu, Kukuruchu, Kukuruchu."}, {"start": 1619.96, "end": 1621.96, "text": " Is he launching a podcast right now?"}, {"start": 1622.96, "end": 1626.66, "text": " Now, what is QSMP Connect?"}, {"start": 1626.66, "end": 1627.66, "text": " It's very simple."}, {"start": 1627.66, "end": 1629.82, "text": " I'll explain it here today."}, {"start": 1629.82, "end": 1635.66, "text": " A lot of people have been asking for the past two months as QSMP has been going on, is"}, {"start": 1635.66, "end": 1642.7, "text": " what's happening in the QSMP, what's going to be next, what are we waiting for exactly?"}, {"start": 1642.7, "end": 1647.46, "text": " Well, I'm very excited to tell everyone that this is exactly what we're going to reveal"}, {"start": 1647.46, "end": 1654.58, "text": " today because today we're not only going to be talking about a lot of things that you guys"}, {"start": 1654.58, "end": 1660.9, "text": " been waiting for but a lot of things that are unexpected to you guys now this show I first"}, {"start": 1660.9, "end": 1665.38, "text": " and foremost before we get started with the show I want to say thank you everybody's watching this"}, {"start": 1665.38, "end": 1673.3, "text": " right and all the creators that have been a part of the QS and B2 uh three days ago QS and B2 has"}, {"start": 1673.3, "end": 1678.34, "text": " turned two months old. Let's get a round of applause, please. Let's get a round of applause."}, {"start": 1678.34, "end": 1689.22, "text": " Guys, stop. QSMP. Thank you. QSMP really? 60 days old. 60 days old of QSMP. And I just want to give a"}, {"start": 1689.22, "end": 1693.62, "text": " massive shout out again to all the creators and community that have been a part of this project."}, {"start": 1693.62, "end": 1699.86, "text": " Name a couple. For those who don't know, QSMP has been in the works for a very, very long time."}, {"start": 1699.8600000000001, "end": 1706.18, "text": " and not only that, a lot of things besides the QSMP have been in the works for a very long time."}, {"start": 1707.94, "end": 1711.8600000000001, "text": " So a lot of the things we're going to announce today are going to define"}, {"start": 1711.8600000000001, "end": 1718.3400000000001, "text": " the very future of the QSMP as we know it. So that's why today is a very exciting show"}, {"start": 1718.3400000000001, "end": 1725.3000000000002, "text": " because we not only have one announcement, we have several. We have several announcements for"}, {"start": 1725.3, "end": 1731.1399999999999, "text": " you today. And after this announcement, after these announcements, the server will be opening."}, {"start": 1733.78, "end": 1737.46, "text": " I just want to say thank you. Before we get started with the show, I just want to say thank"}, {"start": 1737.46, "end": 1741.06, "text": " you to everyone who has been supportive of this project, who has been supportive of everything"}, {"start": 1741.06, "end": 1746.5, "text": " we do. The team works very hard and everyone works extremely hard on this project."}, {"start": 1746.5, "end": 1750.26, "text": " I want to get something out. And yeah, let's get started with-"}, {"start": 1750.26, "end": 1751.7, "text": " I'm actually getting something out."}, {"start": 1751.7, "end": 1756.38, "text": " confused by the way I'm acting in representation of the Federation do not"}, {"start": 1756.38, "end": 1763.64, "text": " be confused I am not quackity from QSMP I am not L quackity I am not judge"}, {"start": 1763.64, "end": 1769.24, "text": " quackity I am not blonde quackity I am IRL quackity and the Federation has"}, {"start": 1769.24, "end": 1773.96, "text": " hired me to present this show today so I just want to get that out of the way"}, {"start": 1773.96, "end": 1780.8400000000001, "text": " first and foremost we have a special special message from someone who some"}, {"start": 1780.8400000000001, "end": 1788.6000000000001, "text": " you may know about. And I think this special someone has a quick message for us so let's take a look"}, {"start": 1788.6000000000001, "end": 1792.92, "text": " okay I didn't know we were cutting to me a round of applause please ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 1792.92, "end": 1795.2400000000002, "text": " let's get the show started and let's do this"}, {"start": 1810.8400000000001, "end": 1812.8400000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1840.8400000000001, "end": 1847.8400000000001, "text": " Where's my builds?"}, {"start": 1847.8400000000001, "end": 1856.8400000000001, "text": " Where are my builds, Quackity?"}, {"start": 1856.8400000000001, "end": 1866.8400000000001, "text": " I have good things too!"}, {"start": 1866.8400000000001, "end": 1873.8400000000001, "text": " Kervie is cute, Kervie is cute."}, {"start": 1873.8400000000001, "end": 1876.8400000000001, "text": " Can't see?"}, {"start": 1876.8400000000001, "end": 1881.8400000000001, "text": " Can't see?"}, {"start": 1881.8400000000001, "end": 1888.8400000000001, "text": " Where the fuck am I?"}, {"start": 1888.8400000000001, "end": 1898.8400000000001, "text": " Where the fuck are my bills?"}, {"start": 1898.8400000000001, "end": 1905.8400000000001, "text": " We're going to show all 10,000 rooms in the north!"}, {"start": 1905.8400000000001, "end": 1914.8400000000001, "text": " Let's do 10 million bazillion rooms in the north and now by HQ?"}, {"start": 1914.8400000000001, "end": 1924.3600000000001, "text": " What what what work what work what work work what work work work work work work work work work work work."}, {"start": 1924.3600000000001, "end": 1929.9800000000002, "text": " But what's what work work work one week."}, {"start": 1929.9800000000002, "end": 1938.4800000000002, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen how good."}, {"start": 1938.48, "end": 1944.32, "text": " Again for those who don't know mr. Duck was a person we knew since the very first"}, {"start": 1945.52, "end": 1952.14, "text": " And today mr. Duck has made an appearance again to criticize the many houses of the QSMP now"}, {"start": 1952.14, "end": 1954.14, "text": " I gotta"}, {"start": 1954.56, "end": 1956.56, "text": " It was houses guys"}, {"start": 1956.76, "end": 1963.74, "text": " Okay, sorry, okay incredibly. Sorry. Okay put your castle. All right. I'm not making sense. It was a night"}, {"start": 1963.74, "end": 1965.1, "text": " Hey, let's not hate."}, {"start": 1965.1, "end": 1966.46, "text": " Waste shapes and forms."}, {"start": 1966.46, "end": 1969.3, "text": " So please don't be mad or be mad"}, {"start": 1969.3, "end": 1972.34, "text": " and take it out on someone else on the USMP."}, {"start": 1972.34, "end": 1973.78, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 1973.78, "end": 1976.54, "text": " Guys, what a special moment today."}, {"start": 1976.54, "end": 1977.74, "text": " What a special moment today"}, {"start": 1977.74, "end": 1980.78, "text": " because QSMP is just so much fun."}, {"start": 1980.78, "end": 1982.82, "text": " QSMP is just so much fun."}, {"start": 1982.82, "end": 1984.06, "text": " And I think we can all agree"}, {"start": 1984.06, "end": 1987.46, "text": " that we all have such a great time."}, {"start": 1987.46, "end": 1990.22, "text": " And there's one person to thank for that."}, {"start": 1990.22, "end": 1992.06, "text": " Can we please get a round of applause"}, {"start": 1992.06, "end": 1995.6399999999999, "text": " for a good friend, Kukurucho."}, {"start": 1995.6399999999999, "end": 1997.86, "text": " Kukurucho, thank you."}, {"start": 1997.86, "end": 2000.02, "text": " Thank you, Kukurucho, because for good reasons,"}, {"start": 2000.02, "end": 2000.86, "text": " we're friends."}, {"start": 2000.86, "end": 2001.7, "text": " Thank you, Ash for the five."}, {"start": 2001.7, "end": 2002.62, "text": " Thank you, Ash for the five."}, {"start": 2002.62, "end": 2006.54, "text": " Everyone from the Kiwis, I mean, everyone from the world"}, {"start": 2006.54, "end": 2009.1799999999998, "text": " into a small island, you have made them play together."}, {"start": 2009.1799999999998, "end": 2011.1, "text": " So please, let's get a round of applause."}, {"start": 2011.1, "end": 2013.78, "text": " Now, recently, we've been hearing"}, {"start": 2013.78, "end": 2016.3799999999999, "text": " that Kukurucho has some haters."}, {"start": 2016.3799999999999, "end": 2019.06, "text": " Guys, okay, listen, okay, I understand."}, {"start": 2019.06, "end": 2021.1, "text": " Relax, everyone relax."}, {"start": 2021.1000000000001, "end": 2027.1000000000001, "text": " QSMP has some haters but guys whether you like it or not we have to pay homage to"}, {"start": 2027.1000000000001, "end": 2034.3400000000001, "text": " to Kukurucho because Kukurucho has been a part of the QSMP since March of 2023"}, {"start": 2034.3400000000001, "end": 2042.0200000000002, "text": " three years three years ago Kukurucho was born and if he does things or good"}, {"start": 2042.0200000000002, "end": 2046.1000000000001, "text": " things he's still there and he still put us all together so let's get a round of"}, {"start": 2046.1000000000001, "end": 2053.58, "text": " applause again for Mr. Kukurucho. Kukurucho, we love you. We love you very much. And for"}, {"start": 2053.58, "end": 2057.98, "text": " those who don't know who Kukurucho is, which believe it or not, there are some people in"}, {"start": 2057.98, "end": 2063.54, "text": " this goddamn server who don't know. The other day, Schlatt was caught asking, this is a"}, {"start": 2063.54, "end": 2069.1800000000003, "text": " few days ago, Schlatt was caught asking, what is the federation? Who is Kukurucho? We've"}, {"start": 2069.1800000000003, "end": 2074.06, "text": " been two fucking months in, Schlatt. We've been two months in. What do you mean who is"}, {"start": 2074.06, "end": 2078.7799999999997, "text": " Kukurucho, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 2078.7799999999997, "end": 2085.46, "text": " We've been doing this for too long and I'm still asking those questions."}, {"start": 2085.46, "end": 2086.46, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 2086.46, "end": 2090.58, "text": " We're just gonna make it that that Schlatt has been living under a rock."}, {"start": 2090.58, "end": 2094.7, "text": " Let's pay homage to our good friend Kukurucho and for those like Schlatt who don't know"}, {"start": 2094.7, "end": 2100.7, "text": " who he is, we have put a compilation together of times that Kukurucho has done his best"}, {"start": 2100.7, "end": 2103.22, "text": " work and has scared members of the island."}, {"start": 2103.2200000000003, "end": 2105.2200000000003, "text": " Let's take a look"}, {"start": 2106.2200000000003, "end": 2108.2200000000003, "text": " Hello viewers and residents"}, {"start": 2109.2200000000003, "end": 2114.5400000000004, "text": " Welcome to my grand and glorious tribute be sure to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show"}, {"start": 2116.3, "end": 2119.0600000000004, "text": " Damn it. Oh, oh that scared me"}, {"start": 2124.82, "end": 2126.82, "text": " He was naked was he naked the whole time"}, {"start": 2133.2200000000003, "end": 2135.2200000000003, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2138.26, "end": 2141.8, "text": " Hopefully I'm not in I hope that I'm not in it. I hope they don't show me"}, {"start": 2156.38, "end": 2158.82, "text": " Oh, I'm blind I'm so blind"}, {"start": 2158.82, "end": 2164.38, "text": " But it's it's basically flying"}, {"start": 2164.38, "end": 2166.6200000000003, "text": " Fuck me can you fuck off"}, {"start": 2166.6200000000003, "end": 2170.38, "text": " And with every and with every loss"}, {"start": 2170.38, "end": 2174.06, "text": " Something inside us disappeared too"}, {"start": 2174.06, "end": 2175.38, "text": " I haven't seen any of these"}, {"start": 2175.38, "end": 2176.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2176.38, "end": 2177.38, "text": " I didn't see anything"}, {"start": 2177.38, "end": 2178.38, "text": " He's coming down"}, {"start": 2178.38, "end": 2179.38, "text": " Get out!"}, {"start": 2179.38, "end": 2180.38, "text": " He hit me"}, {"start": 2180.38, "end": 2181.38, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 2181.38, "end": 2182.38, "text": " He hit you?"}, {"start": 2182.38, "end": 2183.38, "text": " He hit you?"}, {"start": 2183.38, "end": 2184.38, "text": " He hit you?"}, {"start": 2184.38, "end": 2185.38, "text": " He hit you?"}, {"start": 2185.38, "end": 2186.38, "text": " He hit you?"}, {"start": 2186.38, "end": 2187.38, "text": " He hit you?"}, {"start": 2187.38, "end": 2189.38, "text": " And he hit him with a dunk"}, {"start": 2189.38, "end": 2190.04, "text": " Cucurucho"}, {"start": 2190.04, "end": 2192.04, "text": " The Dive Merengeno"}, {"start": 2192.04, "end": 2194.04, "text": " And Cucurucho?"}, {"start": 2194.04, "end": 2196.04, "text": " The Dive Merengeno"}, {"start": 2196.04, "end": 2198.04, "text": " It's when I want"}, {"start": 2198.04, "end": 2200.04, "text": " Ah, when you want"}, {"start": 2200.04, "end": 2202.04, "text": " Not when you want"}, {"start": 2202.04, "end": 2204.04, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 2204.04, "end": 2206.04, "text": " I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 2206.04, "end": 2208.04, "text": " Haha"}, {"start": 2208.04, "end": 2210.04, "text": " I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 2210.04, "end": 2212.04, "text": " Oh fuck!"}, {"start": 2212.04, "end": 2214.04, "text": " I'm gonna die!"}, {"start": 2214.04, "end": 2216.04, "text": " Maybe he's just shy"}, {"start": 2216.04, "end": 2223.88, "text": " hey what the fuck now guys I'm in the video oh"}, {"start": 2228.44, "end": 2235.88, "text": " should i just solo kilo compromise because i'm in it? yeah in the video guys"}, {"start": 2235.88, "end": 2244.6800000000003, "text": " Let's get a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, let's get a round of applause for"}, {"start": 2244.6800000000003, "end": 2245.6800000000003, "text": " Rucho."}, {"start": 2245.6800000000003, "end": 2246.6800000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 2246.6800000000003, "end": 2254.6400000000003, "text": " Look at this, it has been tormenting us for a little too long, but that's okay."}, {"start": 2254.6400000000003, "end": 2255.6400000000003, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 2255.6400000000003, "end": 2256.6400000000003, "text": " We still love him."}, {"start": 2256.6400000000003, "end": 2257.6400000000003, "text": " We still respect him."}, {"start": 2257.6400000000003, "end": 2262.28, "text": " We still, yes, I feel, I like to say that Rucho deep inside has a good heart, but that's"}, {"start": 2262.28, "end": 2263.28, "text": " just me."}, {"start": 2263.28, "end": 2268.0400000000004, "text": " So guys, like I said, today is a very, very, uh..."}, {"start": 2268.0400000000004, "end": 2269.5400000000004, "text": " Who's the QoKoRuchO?"}, {"start": 2269.5400000000004, "end": 2273.8, "text": " ...because we have a lot of things on hand to announce to everyone."}, {"start": 2273.8, "end": 2277.46, "text": " What are those first announcements from KukuruchO himself,"}, {"start": 2277.46, "end": 2282.4, "text": " who is going to premiere and unveil something in today's show of QSMP Connect,"}, {"start": 2282.4, "end": 2285.1600000000003, "text": " that a lot of people might have not been expecting,"}, {"start": 2285.1600000000003, "end": 2287.2000000000003, "text": " but we'll see what that's about."}, {"start": 2287.2000000000003, "end": 2289.0, "text": " We'll let him take it from here."}, {"start": 2289.0, "end": 2290.6000000000004, "text": " It's because I never got scared by him."}, {"start": 2290.6, "end": 2293.52, "text": " I don't even care about it, it's too long."}, {"start": 2293.52, "end": 2297.6, "text": " Please take the floor and let us know what you have planned for all the people."}, {"start": 2314.36, "end": 2315.88, "text": " What the fuck is that little sucker?"}, {"start": 2320.6, "end": 2324.6, "text": " Oh my god! Oh my god, is he back?"}, {"start": 2342.6, "end": 2345.6, "text": " This wasn't what a narcissist."}, {"start": 2350.6, "end": 2355.6, "text": " Hello Game Week, it's Hell!"}, {"start": 2355.6, "end": 2360.6, "text": " Ladies and Gentlemen!"}, {"start": 2360.6, "end": 2367.6, "text": " Cucarucho Land! Let's get a round of applause for Cucarucho Land."}, {"start": 2367.6, "end": 2371.6, "text": " I'm going to explain a little bit about what Cucarucho Land is."}, {"start": 2371.6, "end": 2377.6, "text": " From today, Cucarucho will unveil a brand new theme park in the QS&P."}, {"start": 2377.6, "end": 2384.64, "text": " Now from today you might go in the server and all you might see is just a normal theme park, of course"}, {"start": 2384.64, "end": 2386.2, "text": " It's fun. It's all great"}, {"start": 2386.2, "end": 2392.7999999999997, "text": " But this will serve as a hub or central operations of the QS and P aka in the future"}, {"start": 2392.7999999999997, "end": 2400.24, "text": " This will be a hub for all creators to find all sorts of activities and to find brand new mechanics that are going to be introduced into"}, {"start": 2402.12, "end": 2406.16, "text": " Mechanics because I specifically ask the team as I am playing as a player"}, {"start": 2406.16, "end": 2411.7, "text": " Not really as an administrator. I've asked the team not to share that many details with me as I want to see it firsthand"}, {"start": 2411.7, "end": 2415.7999999999997, "text": " too, but what I've been told is that kukurucha land will serve as a"}, {"start": 2416.52, "end": 2419.72, "text": " Central hub for a lot of mechanics that are gonna be introduced"}, {"start": 2419.72, "end": 2422.54, "text": " Hey, so we we have such a long but very soon"}, {"start": 2423.92, "end": 2429.64, "text": " You guys are gonna hear about them later in this stream. This is great. What a great time. I'm so excited"}, {"start": 2429.64, "end": 2435.16, "text": " I'm so excited. This is just the first of many announcements that we have waiting for QSMP"}, {"start": 2435.16, "end": 2441.12, "text": " this is just the first of many announcements that we have prepared for"}, {"start": 2441.12, "end": 2446.08, "text": " QSMP and I'm so excited for everyone. I wonder where it's gonna be actually, probably in your spawn, right?"}, {"start": 2446.08, "end": 2451.8399999999997, "text": " But that's not all. Guys, Gujarucho along with the QSMP team has put together"}, {"start": 2451.8399999999997, "end": 2460.3599999999997, "text": " something very special. I just want to say that the following announcement, the"}, {"start": 2460.3599999999997, "end": 2463.3599999999997, "text": " following announcement is so exciting because I think it's something that a"}, {"start": 2463.36, "end": 2467.0, "text": " a lot of people have been asking for for years,"}, {"start": 2467.0, "end": 2470.2400000000002, "text": " and as well is a great way to support the project."}, {"start": 2470.2400000000002, "end": 2475.2400000000002, "text": " So I want to show you guys a very exciting surprise."}, {"start": 2475.2400000000002, "end": 2476.2400000000002, "text": " Let's get to it."}, {"start": 2480.6400000000003, "end": 2482.28, "text": " But we're not done yet."}, {"start": 2482.28, "end": 2484.56, "text": " Welcome everyone to the official"}, {"start": 2484.56, "end": 2486.96, "text": " Kukurucho Land merch drop."}, {"start": 2486.96, "end": 2489.1200000000003, "text": " In honor of our great friend Kukurucho,"}, {"start": 2489.12, "end": 2492.14, "text": 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"text": " We finally have him."}, {"start": 2574.3, "end": 2576.02, "text": " You can do anything to him."}, {"start": 2576.02, "end": 2578.2200000000003, "text": " You can take him around, torture him."}, {"start": 2578.2200000000003, "end": 2579.78, "text": " We also have key chains."}, {"start": 2579.78, "end": 2582.9, "text": " If anyone wants to buy, we have amazing hoodies."}, {"start": 2582.9, "end": 2585.6200000000003, "text": " And we have hats that move the ears,"}, {"start": 2585.6200000000003, "end": 2587.34, "text": " which I'm very excited about."}, {"start": 2587.34, "end": 2590.02, "text": " Guys, if you guys want to support the project,"}, {"start": 2590.02, "end": 2592.78, "text": " this is the absolute best way to do it,"}, {"start": 2592.78, "end": 2596.98, "text": " is go on qsmp.shop, get yourself a Cucarucho plushie."}, {"start": 2596.98, "end": 2600.94, "text": " Now, for the rest of this stream in particular,"}, {"start": 2600.94, "end": 2604.1800000000003, "text": " this stream, I think will last a little bit more,"}, {"start": 2604.18, "end": 2606.8399999999997, "text": " For the rest of the stream, everything..."}, {"start": 2606.8399999999997, "end": 2609.8399999999997, "text": " Fifteen percent, guys! Fifteen percent!"}, {"start": 2609.8399999999997, "end": 2614.3799999999997, "text": " As soon as the stream is over, everything is no longer going to be fifteen percent off."}, {"start": 2614.3799999999997, "end": 2615.58, "text": " Um, but guys, I can say..."}, {"start": 2615.58, "end": 2617.2799999999997, "text": " You can snuggle with it at night."}, {"start": 2617.2799999999997, "end": 2620.8799999999997, "text": " I know a lot of people for ages have been asking for Cougarucho plushies."}, {"start": 2620.8799999999997, "end": 2622.8799999999997, "text": " We've had that request since the very first QS&P."}, {"start": 2622.8799999999997, "end": 2623.8799999999997, "text": " Can I see if anybody's saying anything?"}, {"start": 2623.8799999999997, "end": 2626.8799999999997, "text": " And I actually want to show you guys how fucking cute this is."}, {"start": 2626.8799999999997, "end": 2629.8799999999997, "text": " Look at it! It's so adorable!"}, {"start": 2629.88, "end": 2633.28, "text": " And then we have amazing, hold on, it doesn't,"}, {"start": 2634.4, "end": 2638.08, "text": " let me, actually, I can't show you,"}, {"start": 2638.08, "end": 2640.04, "text": " but we have Cooper Ruchel key chains"}, {"start": 2640.04, "end": 2642.52, "text": " so you can take them wherever you want"}, {"start": 2642.52, "end": 2646.0, "text": " and we also have Cooper Ruchel land hoodies."}, {"start": 2646.0, "end": 2649.32, "text": " So if you guys want to get your own Cooper Ruchel land hoodies,"}, {"start": 2649.32, "end": 2651.8, "text": " your own merchandise of Cooper Ruchel land,"}, {"start": 2651.8, "end": 2654.44, "text": " make sure to go to the QSMP.shop."}, {"start": 2654.44, "end": 2655.44, "text": " Guys, I heard there actually,"}, {"start": 2655.44, "end": 2657.84, "text": " this is soft launching a real Cooper Ruchel land"}, {"start": 2657.84, "end": 2659.84, "text": " in real life, probably told me."}, {"start": 2659.84, "end": 2665.96, "text": " Which by the way, let me show you guys very quickly this huge ass website if you guys want to go on"}, {"start": 2666.7200000000003, "end": 2671.8, "text": " QSMP the shop right now you're able to get anything you want for 15%"}, {"start": 2672.56, "end": 2677.2400000000002, "text": " And you can get you can get whatever you want you can get the kukuruchu plushie"}, {"start": 2677.36, "end": 2682.02, "text": " Which actually I'm gonna do so right now. It does make kukuruchu look cute"}, {"start": 2682.02, "end": 2684.94, "text": " I'm gonna get look at this, oh my god it's so cute."}, {"start": 2684.94, "end": 2687.38, "text": " It's so cute having these at person two."}, {"start": 2687.38, "end": 2689.54, "text": " They're so fluffy, they're so cute."}, {"start": 2689.54, "end": 2693.18, "text": " So if you want your very own hukarucho plushie,"}, {"start": 2693.18, "end": 2696.42, "text": " go ahead and order 30 of them."}, {"start": 2696.42, "end": 2697.42, "text": " Okay, we not knowing that."}, {"start": 2697.42, "end": 2699.06, "text": " Actually no, order as many as you want."}, {"start": 2699.06, "end": 2703.18, "text": " But guys, this is so amazing."}, {"start": 2703.18, "end": 2706.46, "text": " This is really amazing for anyone who's wondering."}, {"start": 2707.2599999999998, "end": 2709.86, "text": " Guys, buy it if you wanted to be done, it's okay."}, {"start": 2709.86, "end": 2711.18, "text": " I'm sorry, it's okay."}, {"start": 2711.18, "end": 2713.18, "text": " This is the best way to support the QSNP."}, {"start": 2713.18, "end": 2714.18, "text": " You don't want to buy it?"}, {"start": 2714.18, "end": 2715.18, "text": " Don't buy it?"}, {"start": 2715.18, "end": 2716.18, "text": " If you want to buy it and buy it, it's the best way to support the QSNP."}, {"start": 2716.18, "end": 2717.18, "text": " It doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 2717.18, "end": 2722.18, "text": " If you guys want to go so and do it right now, for the rest of the stream, 15% off on the"}, {"start": 2722.18, "end": 2723.18, "text": " store."}, {"start": 2723.18, "end": 2725.8599999999997, "text": " Guys, thank you so much."}, {"start": 2725.8599999999997, "end": 2730.62, "text": " Genuinely, thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the QSNP team."}, {"start": 2730.62, "end": 2731.62, "text": " Thank you guys so much."}, {"start": 2731.62, "end": 2732.94, "text": " This helps support the project."}, {"start": 2732.94, "end": 2738.58, "text": " This helps help it to continue and it's the one way we can continue doing cool projects"}, {"start": 2738.58, "end": 2739.58, "text": " like these."}, {"start": 2739.58, "end": 2741.1, "text": " Let's get a round of applause, please."}, {"start": 2741.1, "end": 2742.1, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 2742.1, "end": 2743.54, "text": " And Lauren, please."}, {"start": 2743.54, "end": 2746.42, "text": " Thank you for the fun."}, {"start": 2746.42, "end": 2747.7, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2747.7, "end": 2750.22, "text": " Thank you, Subbies and Resubbies and followers and lecturers."}, {"start": 2750.22, "end": 2751.22, "text": " Next one."}, {"start": 2751.22, "end": 2752.5, "text": " OK, another announcement."}, {"start": 2752.5, "end": 2753.7, "text": " Very insightful."}, {"start": 2753.7, "end": 2755.14, "text": " Listen, hold on."}, {"start": 2755.14, "end": 2755.8199999999997, "text": " It works."}, {"start": 2755.8199999999997, "end": 2756.74, "text": " Wait, it actually works."}, {"start": 2756.74, "end": 2758.46, "text": " I didn't even know if it was going to work."}, {"start": 2758.46, "end": 2760.14, "text": " Guys, let's get this."}, {"start": 2760.14, "end": 2761.1, "text": " Guacody hair reveal."}, {"start": 2761.1, "end": 2763.14, "text": " Grace, thank you for the five, Queen."}, {"start": 2763.14, "end": 2767.34, "text": " Announcements on the way."}, {"start": 2767.34, "end": 2768.5, "text": " Should I hype it up?"}, {"start": 2768.5, "end": 2770.18, "text": " Okay, no, let's just get into it."}, {"start": 2770.18, "end": 2773.22, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, Fixie Ear, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 2773.22, "end": 2774.06, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 2774.06, "end": 2775.22, "text": " They have my name as Tomah."}, {"start": 2775.22, "end": 2776.06, "text": " This is my lover."}, {"start": 2776.06, "end": 2777.18, "text": " Thank you to anyone who said Fixie Ear."}, {"start": 2777.18, "end": 2778.78, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 2778.78, "end": 2780.62, "text": " Okay guys."}, {"start": 2780.62, "end": 2781.7, "text": " Who is ready?"}, {"start": 2781.7, "end": 2782.54, "text": " Me!"}, {"start": 2782.54, "end": 2785.06, "text": " Let's get started with the very next announcement."}, {"start": 2785.06, "end": 2788.02, "text": " But again, thank you to everyone who supports the project."}, {"start": 2788.02, "end": 2790.18, "text": " Thank you to everyone who watches the project."}, {"start": 2790.18, "end": 2794.3, "text": " And those who aren't able to buy any of the merchandising,"}, {"start": 2794.3, "end": 2797.66, "text": " do not worry a great other way to support the project."}, {"start": 2797.66, "end": 2800.06, "text": " watch the NPC Twitch channels."}, {"start": 2800.06, "end": 2802.18, "text": " That's a great way to support the project as well."}, {"start": 2802.18, "end": 2804.46, "text": " For those who aren't able to buy some of the merchandise,"}, {"start": 2804.46, "end": 2807.06, "text": " Chrissy, thank you for the 10."}, {"start": 2807.06, "end": 2808.22, "text": " Thank you, Chrissy."}, {"start": 2808.22, "end": 2809.62, "text": " Everyone is part of this project."}, {"start": 2809.62, "end": 2811.3399999999997, "text": " This helps the QSR exists."}, {"start": 2811.3399999999997, "end": 2811.94, "text": " Pregnant."}, {"start": 2811.94, "end": 2813.8999999999996, "text": " So we appreciate it very much."}, {"start": 2813.8999999999996, "end": 2818.42, "text": " And let's get on to the very next, the very, very next"}, {"start": 2818.42, "end": 2819.42, "text": " announcement."}, {"start": 2819.42, "end": 2819.8999999999996, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 2824.2599999999998, "end": 2827.42, "text": " Big ass hands."}, {"start": 2827.42, "end": 2829.42, "text": " ugly ass fingers"}, {"start": 2857.42, "end": 2859.42, "text": " Three, three, two, one."}, {"start": 2887.42, "end": 2900.42, "text": " None of my business."}, {"start": 2900.42, "end": 2907.42, "text": " None of my business."}, {"start": 2907.42, "end": 2913.42, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 2913.42, "end": 2915.42, "text": " The BAM sound board, bro!"}, {"start": 2919.42, "end": 2926.42, "text": " Guys, QSMP Corp is a very exciting, custom QSMP experience."}, {"start": 2926.42, "end": 2933.42, "text": " It's an experience that's been worked on for a very long time and will come to the QSMP very, very soon."}, {"start": 2933.42, "end": 2940.42, "text": " Now, I've been asked, well I asked, to be withheld very specific information."}, {"start": 2940.42, "end": 2945.46, "text": " But what we do know is that QSMPCorp is going to be an experience that's going to allow"}, {"start": 2945.46, "end": 2949.1800000000003, "text": " players a little bit more of a challenge."}, {"start": 2949.1800000000003, "end": 2958.34, "text": " And players will choose to experience this permanent QSMP experience solo or with a 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Kuroochaland is a stepping stone for mechanics like these."}, {"start": 2994.7400000000002, "end": 2998.1800000000003, "text": " So that's gonna be super interesting. That's gonna be super exciting"}, {"start": 3000.46, "end": 3001.98, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 3001.98, "end": 3008.1800000000003, "text": " That's gonna be one of the announcements and one of the things that is coming to the QSMP very very"}, {"start": 3008.78, "end": 3015.5400000000004, "text": " Very soon in fact a lot of these announcements are gonna be coming a lot more shooter than you guys think a"}, {"start": 3016.5000000000005, "end": 3021.1000000000004, "text": " Lot more so I want to scare you. I don't want to make this seem like the scariest thing ever"}, {"start": 3021.1, "end": 3033.1, "text": " But before we continue, I want to let everyone know on something that the team has also been working on perfecting a lot these past few days."}, {"start": 3033.1, "end": 3044.1, "text": " So guys, let's go ahead and start. I want to show you guys something very, very special today. For those who haven't yet, download the QSMP app."}, {"start": 3044.1, "end": 3048.14, "text": " So what the QSMP app is it's not just a notifications hub"}, {"start": 3048.7799999999997, "end": 3051.92, "text": " I'm gonna explain in a bit, but let's open up my phone really quick"}, {"start": 3052.54, "end": 3054.7, "text": " Guys for you have never used"}, {"start": 3055.42, "end": 3058.86, "text": " Let me show it to you very quickly the QSMP app"}, {"start": 3059.86, "end": 3062.74, "text": " Let's fix it with all the things"}, {"start": 3064.54, "end": 3071.2599999999998, "text": " QSMP.org is who are busy with life with work or whatever the team has added a new feature called"}, {"start": 3071.26, "end": 3073.26, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 3073.7000000000003, "end": 3075.7000000000003, "text": " Storylines"}, {"start": 3080.0600000000004, "end": 3084.78, "text": " Information there's a new feature called story lines story lines are a feature on the QS and Piax"}, {"start": 3086.78, "end": 3091.98, "text": " Or any of the lore story lines if you haven't been able to be caught up on streams for example"}, {"start": 3091.98, "end": 3098.5600000000004, "text": " The main storyline has different sections to it. Hold on. Okay guys. Don't you don't get don't try to go in yet"}, {"start": 3098.5600000000004, "end": 3100.5600000000004, "text": " You're lagging. Okay, you're"}, {"start": 3101.26, "end": 3106.1400000000003, "text": " you're lagging the app for me right now guys guys actually know what you're gonna get in right now"}, {"start": 3106.1400000000003, "end": 3110.94, "text": " guys exit out of the app exit out of the app come on you guys are lagging the app"}, {"start": 3110.94, "end": 3115.5, "text": " exit you know what i'll show you what i can show you right now for those who don't know the QSMP app"}, {"start": 3115.5, "end": 3126.78, "text": " also is a creator message which by the way for those who don't know the QSMP lag lag spin lag spin lag"}, {"start": 3126.78, "end": 3128.86, "text": " They're going to tune to the application."}, {"start": 3128.86, "end": 3131.1000000000004, "text": " If you're a creator from the QSMP,"}, {"start": 3131.1000000000004, "end": 3134.3, "text": " you're going to be able to have your very own circle."}, {"start": 3134.3, "end": 3134.8, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3134.8, "end": 3136.3, "text": " Because it's already broken."}, {"start": 3136.3, "end": 3136.8, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3136.8, "end": 3137.3, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3137.3, "end": 3138.6600000000003, "text": " You guys literally already broke the app."}, {"start": 3138.6600000000003, "end": 3140.5, "text": " Some people try to get into the app."}, {"start": 3140.5, "end": 3141.9, "text": " You guys literally broke it."}, {"start": 3141.9, "end": 3142.4, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3142.4, "end": 3145.94, "text": " It was like, there was like an uptick."}, {"start": 3145.94, "end": 3147.5400000000004, "text": " There was like an uptick inactivity."}, {"start": 3147.5400000000004, "end": 3152.46, "text": " And you guys literally broke the application."}, {"start": 3152.46, "end": 3153.5800000000004, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 3153.5800000000004, "end": 3155.42, "text": " You guys literally broke the application."}, {"start": 3155.42, "end": 3157.3, "text": " I can't even show you what I was trying to show you."}, {"start": 3157.3, "end": 3161.1, "text": " You guys are already up the application."}, {"start": 3161.1, "end": 3161.7400000000002, "text": " Don't worry."}, {"start": 3161.7400000000002, "end": 3163.5, "text": " That's why the application is in data,"}, {"start": 3163.5, "end": 3166.78, "text": " and the team is working extremely hard to put it up to date"}, {"start": 3166.78, "end": 3169.9, "text": " and make sure that it lags less and less every single time."}, {"start": 3169.9, "end": 3173.26, "text": " But if you guys want to get the QSMP app, you are able to."}, {"start": 3173.26, "end": 3175.34, "text": " All you got to do is go to the app store,"}, {"start": 3175.34, "end": 3176.7000000000003, "text": " and actually, I'm going to show you"}, {"start": 3176.7000000000003, "end": 3180.46, "text": " without revealing any of my information,"}, {"start": 3180.46, "end": 3183.58, "text": " because I'm scared that my information is going to be revealed."}, {"start": 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reach out to the app and see if it's working."}, {"start": 3207.86, "end": 3209.34, "text": " OK, there you go."}, {"start": 3209.34, "end": 3210.98, "text": " So one of the storylines I've clicked on"}, {"start": 3210.98, "end": 3213.7400000000002, "text": " is Tomatitos for Bid and Love."}, {"start": 3213.7400000000002, "end": 3216.9, "text": " As you guys will see, there is a lot of different updates"}, {"start": 3216.9, "end": 3219.26, "text": " on what's happening with Tomatito."}, {"start": 3219.26, "end": 3223.38, "text": " Shout out KDB for marrying Tomatito."}, {"start": 3223.38, "end": 3228.26, "text": " I don't know what KDB is doing, marrying people"}, {"start": 3228.26, "end": 3230.0200000000004, "text": " with literally no face."}, {"start": 3230.0200000000004, "end": 3231.7400000000002, "text": " I have no idea what KDB is doing."}, {"start": 3231.7400000000002, "end": 3235.5400000000004, "text": " But shout out KDB for doing a wonderful marriage"}, {"start": 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took four K..."}, {"start": 3283.7000000000003, "end": 3285.5, "text": " Oh my God, that's how you know KDB."}, {"start": 3285.5, "end": 3286.86, "text": " Told the team very last minute."}, {"start": 3286.86, "end": 3288.34, "text": " Shout out KDB."}, {"start": 3288.34, "end": 3290.86, "text": " Guys, but for example, one of the events happening right now"}, {"start": 3290.86, "end": 3292.7400000000002, "text": " is a QSMP2 mystery event,"}, {"start": 3292.7400000000002, "end": 3294.34, "text": " which you can get a badge for right now,"}, {"start": 3294.34, "end": 3298.1800000000003, "text": " which I'm gonna be redeeming at this current point in time."}, {"start": 3298.1800000000003, "end": 3299.88, "text": " And once I get my badge,"}, {"start": 3299.88, "end": 3304.84, "text": " Once this event is over, you're not able to get any of the other badges, okay?"}, {"start": 3304.84, "end": 3307.88, "text": " Once an event is over, you're not able to get the badge for that event."}, {"start": 3307.88, "end": 3313.04, "text": " So just make sure to download the application, explore it, follow your favorite creators."}, {"start": 3313.04, "end": 3315.6800000000003, "text": " No, I did not tell them morning of."}, {"start": 3315.6800000000003, "end": 3317.6800000000003, "text": " Because it's literally, you guys literally broke this."}, {"start": 3317.6800000000003, "end": 3319.7200000000003, "text": " You guys literally broke the app."}, {"start": 3319.7200000000003, "end": 3325.96, "text": " Guys, circles for those who don't know is a broadcast channel that creators are able to post on,"}, {"start": 3325.96, "end": 3326.96, "text": " Thank you for that."}, {"start": 3326.96, "end": 3327.96, "text": " I'll update their community on."}, {"start": 3327.96, "end": 3331.0, "text": " And all the messages they send are automatically"}, {"start": 3331.0, "end": 3335.44, "text": " translated to language of the person's phone."}, {"start": 3335.44, "end": 3340.16, "text": " So that is something that we are about to start onboarding"}, {"start": 3340.16, "end": 3342.52, "text": " more creators to."}, {"start": 3342.52, "end": 3344.08, "text": " And yeah, it's very exciting."}, {"start": 3344.08, "end": 3345.2400000000002, "text": " It's very exciting news."}, {"start": 3345.2400000000002, "end": 3345.76, "text": " Guys, I'm joking."}, {"start": 3345.76, "end": 3347.76, "text": " If you haven't yet, make sure to get the Q&A."}, {"start": 3347.76, "end": 3349.44, "text": " I'm just joking."}, {"start": 3349.44, "end": 3353.6, "text": " I'd love to show you the circles, but you guys literally"}, {"start": 3353.6, "end": 3354.1, "text": " broke."}, {"start": 3354.1, "end": 3356.7, "text": " And also, if it's not working for you right now, don't worry."}, {"start": 3356.7, "end": 3360.74, "text": " It's there's been an uptick of literal people trying"}, {"start": 3360.74, "end": 3362.38, "text": " to download the app right now."}, {"start": 3362.38, "end": 3368.98, "text": " So it is a little laggy right now."}, {"start": 3368.98, "end": 3372.3399999999997, "text": " So just give it a second, check it later in the day,"}, {"start": 3372.3399999999997, "end": 3374.74, "text": " and make sure to download the QSMP app."}, {"start": 3374.74, "end": 3377.46, "text": " Now, something I want to tell you guys about the QSMP app"}, {"start": 3377.46, "end": 3382.46, "text": " is that the QS&P app became an idea not only to facilitate"}, {"start": 3384.2200000000003, "end": 3387.02, "text": " and make the QS&P more accessible to people,"}, {"start": 3387.02, "end": 3391.62, "text": " but in the future, the QS&P app is gonna serve also"}, {"start": 3391.62, "end": 3396.2200000000003, "text": " as a hub and as a tool for the community to participate."}, {"start": 3396.2200000000003, "end": 3398.1, "text": " I'm seeing a lot of people in the Discord are saying,"}, {"start": 3398.1, "end": 3399.38, "text": " no, no, I am just saying."}, {"start": 3399.38, "end": 3400.7, "text": " I'm not gonna delve into that."}, {"start": 3400.7, "end": 3401.66, "text": " I'm just saying if anything juicy,"}, {"start": 3401.66, "end": 3402.7, "text": " if they're saying anything juicy, nothing,"}, {"start": 3402.7, "end": 3405.18, "text": " no, except that Sean bought a plushy and a hat."}, {"start": 3405.18, "end": 3407.3, "text": " But you guys might wanna get the app right now"}, {"start": 3407.3, "end": 3409.98, "text": " because in the future, you will need it."}, {"start": 3409.98, "end": 3411.2200000000003, "text": " You are gonna need it."}, {"start": 3413.5, "end": 3415.6200000000003, "text": " You are gonna need it if,"}, {"start": 3415.6200000000003, "end": 3416.9, "text": " I don't even know if I wanna say it,"}, {"start": 3416.9, "end": 3419.1400000000003, "text": " I don't even know if I wanna say it, I don't even know."}, {"start": 3419.1400000000003, "end": 3421.02, "text": " This, I do know a little bit more of."}, {"start": 3421.02, "end": 3426.02, "text": " But the QSMP app is gonna let you choose what happens"}, {"start": 3428.0600000000004, "end": 3429.94, "text": " in certain things in the QSMP."}, {"start": 3429.94, "end": 3432.38, "text": " It's almost like a decision tool, could be."}, {"start": 3434.46, "end": 3436.1000000000004, "text": " That's all I'm gonna say though, that's all I'm gonna say."}, {"start": 3436.1, "end": 3442.1, "text": " So if you guys haven't gone yet, make sure to get the QSMP app as you're going to need it in the future."}, {"start": 3443.1, "end": 3447.1, "text": " All I'm gonna say is, I mean, those tickets are gonna work for something."}, {"start": 3447.1, "end": 3448.1, "text": " That's all I'm gonna say."}, {"start": 3449.1, "end": 3450.1, "text": " That's all I'm gonna say."}, {"start": 3450.1, "end": 3451.1, "text": " Love Island."}, {"start": 3451.1, "end": 3452.1, "text": " Make sure to get-"}, {"start": 3452.1, "end": 3453.1, "text": " Make sure to put it off."}, {"start": 3453.1, "end": 3454.1, "text": " Right now."}, {"start": 3454.1, "end": 3460.1, "text": " And I'm very excited to say we're gonna be onboarding creators onto the Circles feature very soon."}, {"start": 3461.1, "end": 3464.1, "text": " Now that we're in the vein of that talk."}, {"start": 3464.1, "end": 3471.1, "text": " I don't have the app yet, because my phone is live."}, {"start": 3471.1, "end": 3479.1, "text": " It is historically a very mixed reactions kind of announcement."}, {"start": 3479.1, "end": 3484.1, "text": " A deep down, you know you fucking love it."}, {"start": 3484.1, "end": 3491.1, "text": " Let's get to it."}, {"start": 3494.1, "end": 3501.1, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 3501.1, "end": 3508.1, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 3508.1, "end": 3517.1, "text": " That'll be production."}, {"start": 3517.1, "end": 3545.86, "text": " What is that what I mean"}, {"start": 3547.1, "end": 3556.88, "text": " Oh, let's get a round of applause."}, {"start": 3556.88, "end": 3557.88, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen."}, {"start": 3557.88, "end": 3558.88, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 3558.88, "end": 3559.88, "text": " Slowing from the first one."}, {"start": 3559.88, "end": 3567.0, "text": " I gotta say right now, let everyone know that is one of my favorite events of the entire"}, {"start": 3567.0, "end": 3568.0, "text": " game."}, {"start": 3568.0, "end": 3572.12, "text": " Now, there wasn't a game."}, {"start": 3572.12, "end": 3573.12, "text": " We don't know."}, {"start": 3573.12, "end": 3574.12, "text": " We don't know what it is."}, {"start": 3574.12, "end": 3575.12, "text": " We don't know what it is."}, {"start": 3575.12, "end": 3576.12, "text": " We don't know what it is."}, {"start": 3576.12, "end": 3581.0, "text": " What is he looking so cutie patootie right now with this little hat on?"}, {"start": 3585.0, "end": 3587.0, "text": " Let's see that smile, Greggie."}, {"start": 3599.7999999999997, "end": 3601.7999999999997, "text": " Who is Tori?"}, {"start": 3603.4, "end": 3605.4, "text": " Who is Tori?"}, {"start": 3606.12, "end": 3608.58, "text": " I've asked to have zero information on this."}, {"start": 3608.58, "end": 3610.74, "text": " We're gonna find out very soon"}, {"start": 3610.74, "end": 3615.08, "text": " if there is anything to know about this upcoming event."}, {"start": 3615.08, "end": 3616.4, "text": " But guys, wow."}, {"start": 3616.4, "end": 3619.54, "text": " Up to this point, we've had Kukurucho land."}, {"start": 3619.54, "end": 3622.2599999999998, "text": " We've had updates on the app."}, {"start": 3622.2599999999998, "end": 3626.56, "text": " We've had an official Kukurucho fleshy merch drop."}, {"start": 3626.56, "end": 3628.9, "text": " By the way, so freaking cute."}, {"start": 3628.9, "end": 3631.08, "text": " And, wow."}, {"start": 3631.08, "end": 3634.12, "text": " And now purgatory, and now purgatory."}, {"start": 3634.12, "end": 3642.2999999999997, "text": " it is such an exciting day it is such an exciting day guys QSMP is been so fun"}, {"start": 3642.2999999999997, "end": 3647.44, "text": " it's been so fun this time around again I've not played as an administrator I"}, {"start": 3647.44, "end": 3652.54, "text": " played it as a player and I am having the time of my life and I hope that all"}, {"start": 3652.54, "end": 3659.88, "text": " these people are so nostalgic for the QSMP 2"}, {"start": 3659.88, "end": 3661.88, "text": " That is only two months old"}, {"start": 3662.32, "end": 3667.32, "text": " That's so true being only two months old people are over nostalgic for the QS&P"}, {"start": 3667.6400000000003, "end": 3674.34, "text": " So I cannot I cannot even begin to imagine what is in store for us the other day. I saw a clip of everyone"}, {"start": 3675.06, "end": 3678.44, "text": " Talking about the QS&P as if he was gonna pass away tomorrow"}, {"start": 3679.92, "end": 3682.56, "text": " So beautiful what a beautiful you know what shout out everyone"}, {"start": 3682.56, "end": 3684.56, "text": " Everyone"}, {"start": 3687.68, "end": 3690.66, "text": " Take it on the throat. Wow guys magic being pulled out"}, {"start": 3691.44, "end": 3694.64, "text": " I am sharing that same level of nostalgia"}, {"start": 3695.48, "end": 3699.12, "text": " I'm sharing the absolute same level of nostalgia with all of you because I've been having"}, {"start": 3699.64, "end": 3704.66, "text": " So much fun with the project and I'd like to think that other creators are too and that's very important"}, {"start": 3705.32, "end": 3707.32, "text": " This is very important for a project"}, {"start": 3707.36, "end": 3711.08, "text": " And also I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone in the communities"}, {"start": 3711.08, "end": 3713.08, "text": " please give yourself a round of applause."}, {"start": 3713.08, "end": 3714.08, "text": " So humble."}, {"start": 3714.08, "end": 3719.08, "text": " Every community that watches the QS&P, the QS&P community is incredible."}, {"start": 3719.08, "end": 3722.08, "text": " Guys, let's get a round of applause for all of you."}, {"start": 3722.08, "end": 3725.08, "text": " The fact that you guys are so passionate about this project,"}, {"start": 3725.08, "end": 3729.08, "text": " we love the creators, we love what happens in the project,"}, {"start": 3729.08, "end": 3731.08, "text": " something unprecedented."}, {"start": 3731.08, "end": 3735.08, "text": " It is so amazing to see so many creators come together"}, {"start": 3735.08, "end": 3740.08, "text": " and interact in ways that we never really even thought possible."}, {"start": 3740.08, "end": 3743.04, "text": " I never thought I was going to become good friends with people"}, {"start": 3743.04, "end": 3746.16, "text": " from all the countries that are involved in the QS and P2."}, {"start": 3746.16, "end": 3747.6, "text": " It's just so exciting."}, {"start": 3747.6, "end": 3749.24, "text": " So I just want to say thank you again,"}, {"start": 3749.24, "end": 3751.72, "text": " and thank you to everyone who supports the project."}, {"start": 3751.72, "end": 3753.68, "text": " It's the world to me."}, {"start": 3753.68, "end": 3756.52, "text": " And obviously, it helps all the creators part of it."}, {"start": 3756.52, "end": 3759.36, "text": " Now, one thing I do have to say."}, {"start": 3759.36, "end": 3763.68, "text": " One thing I do have to say about the QS and P2"}, {"start": 3763.68, "end": 3768.68, "text": " is that we have another announcement."}, {"start": 3768.6800000000003, "end": 3771.78, "text": " Actually, we have like two more announcements."}, {"start": 3771.78, "end": 3774.0800000000004, "text": " We have like two more announcements."}, {"start": 3774.0800000000004, "end": 3775.1200000000003, "text": " Only announcements."}, {"start": 3775.1200000000003, "end": 3775.9600000000005, "text": " Let me see."}, {"start": 3775.9600000000005, "end": 3776.8, "text": " I need to train."}, {"start": 3776.8, "end": 3777.6400000000003, "text": " Okay, train?"}, {"start": 3777.6400000000003, "end": 3778.4800000000005, "text": " I'm trying not to forget what I was gonna say."}, {"start": 3778.4800000000005, "end": 3779.4400000000005, "text": " I was gonna say something."}, {"start": 3779.4400000000005, "end": 3782.0200000000004, "text": " Right, anyways, let's get to it."}, {"start": 3782.0200000000004, "end": 3783.2000000000003, "text": " Let's get to it, guys."}, {"start": 3786.2400000000002, "end": 3787.4400000000005, "text": " I love reading the chat, by the way."}, {"start": 3787.4400000000005, "end": 3788.76, "text": " Everyone's so excited."}, {"start": 3788.76, "end": 3789.6400000000003, "text": " This is so fun."}, {"start": 3789.6400000000003, "end": 3790.4800000000005, "text": " This is so fun."}, {"start": 3790.4800000000005, "end": 3791.88, "text": " I fucking love the QSV, man."}, {"start": 3791.88, "end": 3793.1200000000003, "text": " I fucking love the QSV."}, {"start": 3793.1200000000003, "end": 3794.6000000000004, "text": " You can tell by my fucking ears, bro."}, {"start": 3794.6000000000004, "end": 3795.4400000000005, "text": " I'm happy."}, {"start": 3795.4400000000005, "end": 3796.38, "text": " I'm fucking happy."}, {"start": 3796.38, "end": 3797.2200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3797.2200000000003, "end": 3804.2200000000003, "text": " Guys, a lot of people have also been asking for this. This is coming sooner than you"}, {"start": 3804.2200000000003, "end": 3811.2200000000003, "text": " expect. I'm very excited to show it to you and announce it here on QSMP Connect"}, {"start": 3811.2200000000003, "end": 3820.2200000000003, "text": " today. By the way, we're approaching the end of the stream, so anyone who still wants to take advantage of that 50% off on QSMP.shop"}, {"start": 3820.2200000000003, "end": 3822.2200000000003, "text": " To buy yourself a plushie or any other..."}, {"start": 3822.2200000000003, "end": 3823.2200000000003, "text": " WPromo."}, {"start": 3823.2200000000003, "end": 3824.2200000000003, "text": " Landmark."}, {"start": 3824.2200000000003, "end": 3825.2200000000003, "text": " WP sponsored."}, {"start": 3825.2200000000003, "end": 3826.2200000000003, "text": " WP sponsored."}, {"start": 3826.2200000000003, "end": 3827.2200000000003, "text": " Nothing wrong with the sponsor promo."}, {"start": 3827.2200000000003, "end": 3829.2200000000003, "text": " Nothing wrong with the little promo there."}, {"start": 3829.2200000000003, "end": 3830.2200000000003, "text": " I could actually applaud that."}, {"start": 3830.2200000000003, "end": 3832.2200000000003, "text": " There's nothing wrong with the promo."}, {"start": 3832.2200000000003, "end": 3835.2200000000003, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen, good job."}, {"start": 3835.2200000000003, "end": 3838.2200000000003, "text": " A QSMP Connect premiere."}, {"start": 3880.2200000000003, "end": 3887.2200000000003, "text": " Public server."}, {"start": 3887.2200000000003, "end": 3893.2200000000003, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen!"}, {"start": 3893.2200000000003, "end": 3898.2200000000003, "text": " Ladies and gentlemen!"}, {"start": 3898.2200000000003, "end": 3901.2200000000003, "text": " A public QS&P server."}, {"start": 3901.2200000000003, "end": 3903.2200000000003, "text": " The team has been seeing it a lot."}, {"start": 3903.2200000000003, "end": 3905.2200000000003, "text": " People say, I love watching the QS&P,"}, {"start": 3905.2200000000003, "end": 3907.2200000000003, "text": " but I want to play something like that."}, {"start": 3907.2200000000003, "end": 3908.2200000000003, "text": " I want to meet people."}, {"start": 3908.2200000000003, "end": 3914.7400000000002, "text": " I want to do the same thing guys the QSMP public server is coming ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 3914.7400000000002, "end": 3916.7400000000002, "text": " Let's get around to applause"}, {"start": 3916.7400000000002, "end": 3918.7400000000002, "text": " What I mean after everyone?"}, {"start": 3918.7400000000002, "end": 3920.7400000000002, "text": " What that means?"}, {"start": 3920.7400000000002, "end": 3922.7400000000002, "text": " What that means?"}, {"start": 3922.7400000000002, "end": 3924.7400000000002, "text": " What the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 3924.7400000000002, "end": 3931.2400000000002, "text": " I'm seeing following fact as you guys can see the QSMP is a category on Twitch"}, {"start": 3931.5600000000004, "end": 3935.5600000000004, "text": " This allows for a lot of people to find the QSMP creators a lot easier"}, {"start": 3935.56, "end": 3942.7999999999997, "text": " but once QSMP public server is out anyone who plays and streams on the QSMP"}, {"start": 3942.7999999999997, "end": 3948.7599999999998, "text": " public server will be able to stream under this category as well now I'm not"}, {"start": 3948.7599999999998, "end": 3954.68, "text": " gonna say much but what I do know anybody can join it QSMP team is looking"}, {"start": 3954.68, "end": 3962.4, "text": " and scouting constantly or they're gonna pick people all around the world and"}, {"start": 3962.4, "end": 3965.28, "text": " That's all I'm going to say, that is all I'm going to say."}, {"start": 3965.28, "end": 3968.36, "text": " So if you are an up-and-coming creator,"}, {"start": 3968.36, "end": 3970.0, "text": " or you've been making content for a long time,"}, {"start": 3970.0, "end": 3972.96, "text": " or you're a creator and QSMP,"}, {"start": 3972.96, "end": 3975.4, "text": " the QSMP public server is something you're interested in,"}, {"start": 3975.4, "end": 3977.7200000000003, "text": " you can stream it under the QSMP category."}, {"start": 3977.7200000000003, "end": 3978.56, "text": " Small streamers."}, {"start": 3978.56, "end": 3981.4, "text": " This is very exciting because it's going to be"}, {"start": 3981.4, "end": 3983.48, "text": " a cool experience for everyone."}, {"start": 3983.48, "end": 3985.32, "text": " It is coming sooner than you think,"}, {"start": 3985.32, "end": 3986.44, "text": " and everyone's going to be able to play."}, {"start": 3986.44, "end": 3989.08, "text": " Everyone's going to be able to make their own survival world."}, {"start": 3989.08, "end": 3990.64, "text": " There's going to be a lot of different features"}, {"start": 3990.64, "end": 3992.8399999999997, "text": " to the server, so be ready for it."}, {"start": 3992.8399999999997, "end": 3994.4, "text": " It's gonna be really exciting."}, {"start": 3994.4, "end": 3997.04, "text": " And yeah, we're so excited, we're so excited,"}, {"start": 3997.04, "end": 3998.7999999999997, "text": " we're so excited, we're so excited."}, {"start": 3998.7999999999997, "end": 4001.48, "text": " Yeah, he's saying everybody though."}, {"start": 4001.48, "end": 4003.9, "text": " So on Java or Bedrock,"}, {"start": 4006.2, "end": 4008.92, "text": " the team might hate me for confirming this."}, {"start": 4008.92, "end": 4010.08, "text": " But as far as I'm aware,"}, {"start": 4010.08, "end": 4012.96, "text": " because I've also asked not to get a lot of information"}, {"start": 4012.96, "end": 4016.4, "text": " from this, as far as I'm aware, it is going to be on both."}, {"start": 4018.4, "end": 4020.08, "text": " We'll see, we'll see, we'll see,"}, {"start": 4020.08, "end": 4026.72, "text": " see you very soon anyways guys the QSMP public server has been announced now i want to say again"}, {"start": 4027.44, "end": 4037.04, "text": " hope kukuruchaland purgatory public server app updates what an amazing show what an amazing show"}, {"start": 4037.04, "end": 4044.72, "text": " so far a lot of the questions people have been asking as well is cataroc are there new creators"}, {"start": 4044.7200000000003, "end": 4046.7200000000003, "text": " coming to the QSMP."}, {"start": 4046.7200000000003, "end": 4048.7200000000003, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4048.7200000000003, "end": 4050.7200000000003, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 4050.7200000000003, "end": 4052.7200000000003, "text": " He's not edging us with a no, is he?"}, {"start": 4052.7200000000003, "end": 4054.7200000000003, "text": " No, unfortunately for you guys."}, {"start": 4054.7200000000003, "end": 4056.7200000000003, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4056.7200000000003, "end": 4058.7200000000003, "text": " I don't have a straight yes or no question."}, {"start": 4058.7200000000003, "end": 4060.7200000000003, "text": " But what I've been hearing"}, {"start": 4062.7200000000003, "end": 4064.7200000000003, "text": " is that it's a very possible yes."}, {"start": 4066.7200000000003, "end": 4068.7200000000003, "text": " Brother!"}, {"start": 4068.7200000000003, "end": 4070.7200000000003, "text": " Wait, no! He better not let us down!"}, {"start": 4070.7200000000003, "end": 4072.7200000000003, "text": " He's so excited."}, {"start": 4072.7200000000003, "end": 4078.4, "text": " down with that guys something I do want to say again is thank you for all the"}, {"start": 4078.4, "end": 4083.44, "text": " support thank you for all the things you guys have been doing to make this"}, {"start": 4083.44, "end": 4087.0800000000004, "text": " project thrive stuff like the merchandise stuff like watching the"}, {"start": 4087.0800000000004, "end": 4092.8, "text": " streams stuff like all the creators in the QSMP it makes this project what it"}, {"start": 4092.8, "end": 4097.8, "text": " is so please again and I cannot stress this enough big applause to all the"}, {"start": 4097.8, "end": 4103.04, "text": " communities please big applause guys there's still one more or no you guys"}, {"start": 4103.04, "end": 4107.52, "text": " deserve it you guys deserve you guys deserve a big applause for that now I"}, {"start": 4107.52, "end": 4114.360000000001, "text": " have one more announcement and I'm not even gonna make this one I'm not even"}, {"start": 4114.360000000001, "end": 4119.8, "text": " gonna make this one super hyped up even though to me it is very hype I gotta"}, {"start": 4119.8, "end": 4127.12, "text": " fucking spend millions of hours in the QSMP very very soon actually no because"}, {"start": 4127.12, "end": 4131.5599999999995, "text": " I'm going to be out for a week for a secret trip, guys."}, {"start": 4131.5599999999995, "end": 4133.76, "text": " I'm going to be out for a week for a secret trip,"}, {"start": 4133.76, "end": 4135.76, "text": " and then I'm going to be back."}, {"start": 4135.76, "end": 4137.76, "text": " So actually, yeah, sorry about that."}, {"start": 4137.76, "end": 4141.32, "text": " I'm actually going to be out for a week for a secret trip."}, {"start": 4141.32, "end": 4143.44, "text": " But when I come back, I'm going to spend so many hours"}, {"start": 4143.44, "end": 4144.8, "text": " in the QSMP."}, {"start": 4144.8, "end": 4149.24, "text": " Thais, let's get a round of applause"}, {"start": 4149.24, "end": 4152.2, "text": " for a very simple reason."}, {"start": 4152.2, "end": 4157.08, "text": " From today, we are finally out."}, {"start": 4157.08, "end": 4170.08, "text": " opening up the nether the nether is finally open in the QSMP the nether has been unlocked ladies and gentlemen"}, {"start": 4170.08, "end": 4179.08, "text": " ladies and gentlemen the nether is now unlocked on the QSMP sorry I gotta take out my glasses real quick nice give me one second guys"}, {"start": 4179.08, "end": 4184.08, "text": " guys give me one second hold it hold it hold it"}, {"start": 4184.08, "end": 4185.92, "text": " Oh, that's..."}, {"start": 4185.92, "end": 4187.04, "text": " Oh, sorry."}, {"start": 4187.04, "end": 4188.48, "text": " Sorry, I gotta clarify something."}, {"start": 4188.48, "end": 4189.36, "text": " I gotta clarify something."}, {"start": 4189.36, "end": 4190.72, "text": " The QSMP public server"}, {"start": 4190.72, "end": 4193.48, "text": " is gonna be a separate server for the community."}, {"start": 4193.48, "end": 4195.84, "text": " The QSMP is not going public, okay?"}, {"start": 4195.84, "end": 4199.24, "text": " The QSMP2 server is not going public, by the way."}, {"start": 4199.24, "end": 4202.48, "text": " I just got a message from the team"}, {"start": 4202.48, "end": 4206.12, "text": " that someone thought that the QSMP2"}, {"start": 4206.12, "end": 4208.5599999999995, "text": " was gonna be public for everyone to join."}, {"start": 4208.5599999999995, "end": 4209.8, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 4209.8, "end": 4212.12, "text": " So it's a QSMP2, it exists,"}, {"start": 4212.12, "end": 4214.92, "text": " And then it's a separate server, the QSMP public server."}, {"start": 4216.08, "end": 4217.8, "text": " No one met a game and tell me who thought that."}, {"start": 4217.8, "end": 4219.64, "text": " Can anyone, actually, no, fuck it."}, {"start": 4219.64, "end": 4221.5599999999995, "text": " Please met a game and tell me who thought that."}, {"start": 4221.5599999999995, "end": 4224.68, "text": " Please met a game and tell me who thought that."}, {"start": 4224.68, "end": 4226.8, "text": " Who thought that the QSMP2 was going public?"}, {"start": 4226.8, "end": 4227.8, "text": " Does anyone know?"}, {"start": 4231.5599999999995, "end": 4233.08, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 4236.08, "end": 4237.76, "text": " No, I did not."}, {"start": 4237.76, "end": 4240.76, "text": " I literally did not think that at all."}, {"start": 4240.76, "end": 4242.76, "text": " That is not what I was asking!"}, {"start": 4242.76, "end": 4243.76, "text": " Do not!"}, {"start": 4243.76, "end": 4245.76, "text": " No! No the fuck it wasn't!"}, {"start": 4245.76, "end": 4250.76, "text": " No the fuck it wasn't!"}, {"start": 4252.76, "end": 4254.76, "text": " That's not what I was asking!"}, {"start": 4254.76, "end": 4258.76, "text": " I meant another public server for everybody!"}, {"start": 4258.76, "end": 4260.76, "text": " No it wasn't fucking ours!"}, {"start": 4270.76, "end": 4273.2, "text": " I appreciate it more than you can imagine."}, {"start": 4273.2, "end": 4275.92, "text": " And so do all the creators and all the teams."}, {"start": 4275.92, "end": 4278.88, "text": " Everyone who's involved in QSMP, we appreciate it a lot."}, {"start": 4278.88, "end": 4281.84, "text": " Guys, I wanna remind you right now,"}, {"start": 4281.84, "end": 4284.96, "text": " that if you guys wanna support the QSMP,"}, {"start": 4284.96, "end": 4289.16, "text": " if you wanna make it possible to continue doing cool stuff"}, {"start": 4289.16, "end": 4291.6, "text": " like these in projects like this,"}, {"start": 4291.6, "end": 4296.24, "text": " make sure to show your support on the QSMP.shop website."}, {"start": 4296.24, "end": 4299.4800000000005, "text": " Everything right now is at a 15% discount."}, {"start": 4299.4800000000005, "end": 4304.4800000000005, "text": " 50% discount guys, come on guys, 15% man."}, {"start": 4318.22, "end": 4319.38, "text": " Was it not even him?"}, {"start": 4322.76, "end": 4325.06, "text": " I don't think anybody actually thought that."}, {"start": 4325.06, "end": 4327.540000000001, "text": " Probably they, it just sounded like they did."}, {"start": 4327.54, "end": 4330.5, "text": " We can not fucking hear you"}, {"start": 4336.7, "end": 4338.7, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 4348.58, "end": 4353.3, "text": " I had an announcement yet, but guys yo shout out Lucy"}, {"start": 4357.54, "end": 4376.46, "text": " Guys come on seriously guys come on guys budget when to QSP budget"}, {"start": 4376.46, "end": 4379.26, "text": " to the app. Okay, now, L.U. Yo, shout out to Lucie."}, {"start": 4379.26, "end": 4381.86, "text": " I'm just gonna show you the picture real quick."}, {"start": 4384.86, "end": 4386.46, "text": " Look at this. Has he done the announcement yet?"}, {"start": 4386.46, "end": 4389.06, "text": " Nope. We haven't even gotten into any of them."}, {"start": 4389.06, "end": 4391.26, "text": " You just, he came at the right time, actually."}, {"start": 4392.76, "end": 4394.66, "text": " Oh yeah, look at this. He's been wearing the hat."}, {"start": 4395.16, "end": 4397.16, "text": " And finally, hold on."}, {"start": 4398.26, "end": 4400.86, "text": " Oh, I like that Lucie."}, {"start": 4401.96, "end": 4403.86, "text": " Look at Lucie."}, {"start": 4404.16, "end": 4406.06, "text": " My two worst enemies, brah."}, {"start": 4406.06, "end": 4408.780000000001, "text": " My two worst enemies, dead ass."}, {"start": 4409.780000000001, "end": 4412.1, "text": " These are my two worst enemies, I cannot lie guys."}, {"start": 4412.1, "end": 4414.6, "text": " At least the chair is not creaking like somebodies."}, {"start": 4414.6, "end": 4417.4400000000005, "text": " You know, it is what it is. I don't mind."}, {"start": 4417.4400000000005, "end": 4422.900000000001, "text": " Guys, I just want to say thank you once again for all the love and support."}, {"start": 4422.900000000001, "end": 4424.400000000001, "text": " Let's get a round of applause."}, {"start": 4424.400000000001, "end": 4430.400000000001, "text": " These are just a few of the many QS&P updates that we have."}, {"start": 4431.400000000001, "end": 4433.400000000001, "text": " Because believe it or not,"}, {"start": 4433.400000000001, "end": 4439.200000000001, "text": " There's other things in this stream that haven't been announced yet."}, {"start": 4439.200000000001, "end": 4442.920000000001, "text": " There are other things in this stream that haven't been announced yet."}, {"start": 4442.920000000001, "end": 4443.920000000001, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 4443.920000000001, "end": 4444.920000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 4444.920000000001, "end": 4445.920000000001, "text": " The ear."}, {"start": 4445.920000000001, "end": 4446.920000000001, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4446.920000000001, "end": 4447.920000000001, "text": " Does that bother you guys so much?"}, {"start": 4447.920000000001, "end": 4453.200000000001, "text": " Guys, there's other things that haven't been announced that are actually ready to go."}, {"start": 4453.200000000001, "end": 4459.56, "text": " These are mechanics and things in the QS&P that are ready to go very soon."}, {"start": 4459.56, "end": 4460.56, "text": " More hats?"}, {"start": 4460.56, "end": 4462.160000000001, "text": " We wanted to share these events."}, {"start": 4462.16, "end": 4465.0, "text": " we wanted to show an app. No."}, {"start": 4465.0, "end": 4470.86, "text": " QSMP started three years ago as a way for me to be able to interact with my friends from"}, {"start": 4470.86, "end": 4474.0, "text": " all the communities. For those who don't know, I started making content in English and then"}, {"start": 4474.0, "end": 4478.48, "text": " I started making content in Spanish and I wanted a way for my English speaking friends and"}, {"start": 4478.48, "end": 4480.2, "text": " my Spanish speaking friends to play together."}, {"start": 4480.2, "end": 4484.4, "text": " Do you think that I have friends from all around the world thanks to QSMP?"}, {"start": 4484.4, "end": 4485.4, "text": " And some of us speak both."}, {"start": 4485.4, "end": 4490.2, "text": " It really fills me with a lot of love and a lot of joy and I have to thank you guys"}, {"start": 4490.2, "end": 4496.44, "text": " for that. All the creators and all the communities and QSMP community as a whole, guys, thank"}, {"start": 4496.44, "end": 4501.96, "text": " you so much. It has been an amazing project so far. I can't wait to see what's in store"}, {"start": 4501.96, "end": 4507.72, "text": " and there's a lot of things coming. There's a lot of things coming. I just want to say"}, {"start": 4507.72, "end": 4513.08, "text": " again thank you to everyone who tries to support the project as much as possible. I'm so excited"}, {"start": 4513.08, "end": 4519.08, "text": " for you guys to see all the things the team has in store in the future as well. But yeah,"}, {"start": 4519.08, "end": 4526.96, "text": " for all the creators the nether is now open so possible QS and P corp is"}, {"start": 4526.96, "end": 4533.2, "text": " coming QS and P purgatory is coming there's a lot more coming to the server"}, {"start": 4533.2, "end": 4538.64, "text": " and congratulations of course guys thank you to you guys to the communities to"}, {"start": 4538.64, "end": 4545.88, "text": " the creators I love and appreciate all of you very very much this is to me the"}, {"start": 4545.88, "end": 4552.64, "text": " beginning of something that is turning to be very very special. Now I can get a"}, {"start": 4552.64, "end": 4558.6, "text": " beacon. No now I can ask somebody else to go get me a fucking beacon. Thank you guys."}, {"start": 4558.6, "end": 4565.16, "text": " Thank you for everything and I'll see you next time. The QS&P server. Don't cry."}, {"start": 4565.16, "end": 4567.16, "text": " Okay, I won't open"}, {"start": 4571.2, "end": 4573.2, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 4573.76, "end": 4575.16, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 4575.16, "end": 4578.76, "text": " W quackity w production cuz I"}, {"start": 4579.32, "end": 4583.639999999999, "text": " Cannot imagine the time and effort that goes into this all the people behind the scenes"}, {"start": 4584.16, "end": 4587.5199999999995, "text": " Seriously w good announcements there"}, {"start": 4589.12, "end": 4591.12, "text": " What were they?"}, {"start": 4591.12, "end": 4599.0199999999995, "text": " The nether? The ones that affect me. The nether? Okay, it says server offline. Purgatory,"}, {"start": 4599.0199999999995, "end": 4607.48, "text": " Cucarucho land, and some sort of back rooms. So whenever we can get in, I will get in and"}, {"start": 4607.48, "end": 4616.599999999999, "text": " I'll see what the move is. I don't know, I'm just gonna wait. I'm gonna download this skin"}, {"start": 4616.6, "end": 4631.240000000001, "text": " really quickly while while I wait okay I don't even know how long the QSMP is"}, {"start": 4631.240000000001, "end": 4634.240000000001, "text": " supposed to last at all I did not expect all of this I didn't even expect it to"}, {"start": 4634.240000000001, "end": 4638.320000000001, "text": " last this long I am learning so much along the way I had no idea there was"}, {"start": 4638.320000000001, "end": 4645.400000000001, "text": " gonna be storylines and everything so this has been like some of my most fun"}, {"start": 4645.400000000001, "end": 4652.660000000001, "text": " Fun streams, I love the QSMP as you know, so I'm very excited for more, more fun, more"}, {"start": 4652.660000000001, "end": 4653.660000000001, "text": " fun!"}, {"start": 4653.660000000001, "end": 4662.84, "text": " Sorry, I'm just trying to sign into my Microsoft account, nobody is in yet, I don't think."}, {"start": 4662.84, "end": 4681.2, "text": " Still says offline, okay, wait, change skin."}, {"start": 4681.2, "end": 4687.12, "text": " Chad, I'm going with the skin that nobody mentioned."}, {"start": 4687.12, "end": 4688.12, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4688.12, "end": 4690.5199999999995, "text": " saw this one and it really caught my eye."}, {"start": 4702.22, "end": 4702.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4704.22, "end": 4708.42, "text": " Oh, my fucking God. Don't worry, when I get into other things,"}, {"start": 4708.42, "end": 4711.22, "text": " I'll switch up, I'll switch it up, you know, I'll do some"}, {"start": 4711.22, "end": 4716.0199999999995, "text": " regime, I'll do some deity, whatever. Okay, I'll just now"}, {"start": 4716.02, "end": 4722.1, "text": " waiting for it to open. I'll watch the VODs at the end because I don't want to start them right now"}, {"start": 4724.26, "end": 4726.900000000001, "text": " because fucking..."}, {"start": 4730.42, "end": 4738.740000000001, "text": " It's open? Okay. Okay. That's enough for me. It's open? People are in?"}, {"start": 4738.74, "end": 4747.86, "text": " Let me quit and reboot."}, {"start": 4747.86, "end": 4749.46, "text": " Am I planning any lore?"}, {"start": 4749.46, "end": 4757.94, "text": " I did send a message, but I haven't heard back yet, but don't worry, they're busy."}, {"start": 4757.94, "end": 4762.58, "text": " They were busy this weekend, they're busy."}, {"start": 4762.58, "end": 4767.179999999999, "text": " But my message was basically nothing special."}, {"start": 4767.18, "end": 4774.66, "text": " I just said I was my first S&P, I need help."}, {"start": 4774.66, "end": 4778.06, "text": " What beautiful weather we're having today, yes, and you know what they're probably gonna"}, {"start": 4778.06, "end": 4779.06, "text": " do with that message?"}, {"start": 4779.06, "end": 4785.58, "text": " They're probably gonna post it on fucking Twitter."}, {"start": 4785.58, "end": 4793.860000000001, "text": " Oh, guys, who watched the Gartik phone yesterday?"}, {"start": 4793.86, "end": 4799.46, "text": " I am so pissed they played that game on a day I could not do it."}, {"start": 4803.259999999999, "end": 4808.259999999999, "text": " I didn't even get to watch any of it because I was at Wyatt's graduation."}, {"start": 4811.66, "end": 4813.0599999999995, "text": " Do you hear this chair?"}, {"start": 4813.0599999999995, "end": 4817.66, "text": " I'm going to WD 40 up after string because I don't know exactly where it was fun."}, {"start": 4818.5599999999995, "end": 4819.96, "text": " I love that game."}, {"start": 4819.96, "end": 4821.46, "text": " I love that game so much."}, {"start": 4823.86, "end": 4827.139999999999, "text": " My mic has tapping noises."}, {"start": 4827.139999999999, "end": 4828.839999999999, "text": " Usually when my phone's too close,"}, {"start": 4828.839999999999, "end": 4831.099999999999, "text": " it starts doing that. Let me move it away."}, {"start": 4831.099999999999, "end": 4833.78, "text": " It's like some sort of radiation."}, {"start": 4833.78, "end": 4835.94, "text": " They drew me."}, {"start": 4839.86, "end": 4844.82, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 4883.86, "end": 4906.099999999999, "text": " Oh my gosh, they're going to be able to hear all of my buttons chat because of, um, I didn't"}, {"start": 4906.099999999999, "end": 4911.86, "text": " bring my headset mic, so I'm probably my kind of picks up like old buttons."}, {"start": 4911.86, "end": 4920.219999999999, "text": " I'm going to be using my headset in my JBL Quantum 950Xs."}, {"start": 4920.219999999999, "end": 4921.46, "text": " And I got to get my mute button."}, {"start": 4921.46, "end": 4923.0599999999995, "text": " OK, what do you mean I have zero coins?"}, {"start": 4923.0599999999995, "end": 4925.54, "text": " Holy, OK, a little laggy at the moment."}, {"start": 4925.54, "end": 4926.5, "text": " Who's on?"}, {"start": 4926.5, "end": 4928.139999999999, "text": " Oh my gosh, everybody."}, {"start": 4928.139999999999, "end": 4929.099999999999, "text": " OK, skin reveal."}, {"start": 4936.38, "end": 4937.46, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4937.46, "end": 4938.339999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4938.339999999999, "end": 4939.38, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 4939.38, "end": 4941.259999999999, "text": " Oh my, I can't even."}, {"start": 4941.26, "end": 4943.26, "text": " Oh my- is it laggy for- what is going on?"}, {"start": 4944.3, "end": 4946.3, "text": " Oh my backpack, am I backpack?"}, {"start": 4950.3, "end": 4952.3, "text": " It's a mime!"}, {"start": 4954.9400000000005, "end": 4956.9400000000005, "text": " Bro, my fucking backpack, please?"}, {"start": 4964.62, "end": 4967.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, that's because it's not my- it's my keyboard? Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 4967.9800000000005, "end": 4971.9800000000005, "text": " Holy fo- Holy bot! Okay."}, {"start": 4971.9800000000005, "end": 4974.9800000000005, "text": " Contra- Is that- Okay, keybinds. Okay."}, {"start": 4974.9800000000005, "end": 4982.9800000000005, "text": " Backpack is going to be zero, and Mute is going to be six."}, {"start": 4982.9800000000005, "end": 4984.9800000000005, "text": " And you know what that means? You know what that means?"}, {"start": 4984.9800000000005, "end": 4986.9800000000005, "text": " Probably none of my- Do I even have-"}, {"start": 4986.9800000000005, "end": 4989.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, I barely any emotes. Okay!"}, {"start": 4989.9800000000005, "end": 4994.9800000000005, "text": " Oh! Yeah, let's take a fucking breath."}, {"start": 4994.9800000000005, "end": 5000.18, "text": " I should be silent and only emote yeah am I am I okay so this is the skin I"}, {"start": 5000.18, "end": 5006.9800000000005, "text": " didn't even see who made it I would like to take off my hat so that you guys can"}, {"start": 5006.9800000000005, "end": 5012.1, "text": " get the full effect of it here I am a mime I saw it and I mean it just shocked"}, {"start": 5012.1, "end": 5017.9800000000005, "text": " me and I think people will be oh is it shaders"}, {"start": 5017.9800000000005, "end": 5033.38, "text": " Here. Shader pack, we'll do the try. Very cute, very cute, very cute. You're homie, thank"}, {"start": 5033.38, "end": 5044.26, "text": " you for the five. Okay. Shall I mute the whole day? Okay, so where is everybody? Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 5044.26, "end": 5046.56, "text": " Tell me it's like this for everybody. What is going on?"}, {"start": 5053.06, "end": 5053.66, "text": " Shla."}, {"start": 5061.06, "end": 5061.96, "text": " Okay, it is."}, {"start": 5074.26, "end": 5079.26, "text": " Your mic sounds like shit."}, {"start": 5104.26, "end": 5124.26, "text": " I'm not sure what I'm doing."}, {"start": 5124.26, "end": 5125.26, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5125.26, "end": 5128.26, "text": " It's really that bad?"}, {"start": 5128.26, "end": 5129.26, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 5129.26, "end": 5132.26, "text": " Is it really that bad?"}, {"start": 5132.26, "end": 5138.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, I could hear you fucking mouth breathing as you walked by it was disgusting."}, {"start": 5138.9400000000005, "end": 5141.66, "text": " Do you still hear me mouth breathing?"}, {"start": 5141.66, "end": 5145.860000000001, "text": " I'm watching the mess I can't I can't hold on you're gonna have to let me get down from"}, {"start": 5145.860000000001, "end": 5146.860000000001, "text": " here."}, {"start": 5146.860000000001, "end": 5147.860000000001, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 5147.860000000001, "end": 5148.860000000001, "text": " I'm down."}, {"start": 5148.860000000001, "end": 5156.1, "text": " This is the only mic I have I'm you hold hold on okay guys it's not the sponsored one."}, {"start": 5156.1, "end": 5161.1, "text": " Wait is it bad tell me if you can hear me breathing I can I can hear you yeah I can"}, {"start": 5161.1, "end": 5167.02, "text": " hear your entire room pretty much. Like do you hear the do you hear the AC and everything?"}, {"start": 5169.5, "end": 5177.26, "text": " I can hear a lot. You just like hear the aura of the room? Yeah. Yeah. I mean before it was awful."}, {"start": 5177.26, "end": 5184.54, "text": " Oh my mom texted me. Wait before when? Before when you walked by a second ago that prompted it was so"}, {"start": 5185.1, "end": 5190.14, "text": " viscerally disgusting. I had to unmute and tell you that your mic sounded so bad. Is it still?"}, {"start": 5190.14, "end": 5198.9400000000005, "text": " it was just like you would just hear it all. I mean right now it's okay. It's about as good"}, {"start": 5198.9400000000005, "end": 5204.22, "text": " as it usually is. Oh okay well then I'll take that. I can still hear your keyboard and everything"}, {"start": 5204.22, "end": 5212.700000000001, "text": " and I hate it. What keyboard? Yeah that one. Okay I'll get it fixed don't worry."}, {"start": 5212.7, "end": 5217.139999999999, "text": " Anyway, why are you dressed like that?"}, {"start": 5217.139999999999, "end": 5222.5, "text": " Well, because I'm about to mute up for the day because my mic sounds like shit."}, {"start": 5222.5, "end": 5232.179999999999, "text": " So I'm not going to be talking."}, {"start": 5232.179999999999, "end": 5235.38, "text": " So what's the sign up above your?"}, {"start": 5235.38, "end": 5237.22, "text": " I didn't put that there."}, {"start": 5237.22, "end": 5242.179999999999, "text": " Oh, I put you remember when I was away for like a month?"}, {"start": 5242.18, "end": 5249.26, "text": " Wait, what is this? If you play whack-a-mole and leave make sure to press the button so other people can play"}, {"start": 5250.02, "end": 5254.46, "text": " Write that down write that down. Okay. Yeah, I'll make a little mental note"}, {"start": 5254.9800000000005, "end": 5260.860000000001, "text": " Remember when I was away for like a month? Yeah, I put the sign up someone screenshotted the sign and now like that's just"}, {"start": 5264.26, "end": 5270.34, "text": " Wow, okay, it's kind of true. Yeah, oh you're building over here is looking great"}, {"start": 5270.34, "end": 5273.34, "text": " Yeah, it's done. Oh"}, {"start": 5275.22, "end": 5279.38, "text": " Shlaten co future HQ we sell your data to"}, {"start": 5281.02, "end": 5283.14, "text": " Palantir, but the fuck is Palantir oh"}, {"start": 5288.58, "end": 5294.58, "text": " Hey, what do you think does it look amazing it looks beautiful looks just like just like windows in it"}, {"start": 5294.58, "end": 5300.14, "text": " Yeah, I mean it looks terrible, which is like yeah, that seems like a building you would you would work in"}, {"start": 5300.34, "end": 5310.3, "text": " It's it's made to resemble the AT&T building that the NSA is secretly headquartered in on 33 Thomas Street in Manhattan"}, {"start": 5311.02, "end": 5313.02, "text": " Don't look that up"}, {"start": 5313.26, "end": 5316.22, "text": " Okay, I will not look that up"}, {"start": 5316.22, "end": 5318.900000000001, "text": " Whatever the convenient cuz I don't know what the fuck you said"}, {"start": 5318.900000000001, "end": 5325.18, "text": " But it'll look exactly like it. You'll say Schlatt that looks exactly like 33 Thomas Street"}, {"start": 5325.18, "end": 5328.62, "text": " The building that the NSA is headquartered on the top two floors. Yeah"}, {"start": 5328.62, "end": 5330.62, "text": " Yeah. Wow."}, {"start": 5330.62, "end": 5332.62, "text": " General populace."}, {"start": 5332.62, "end": 5334.62, "text": " Yeah. Are you going to put a door?"}, {"start": 5334.62, "end": 5336.62, "text": " Yeah, that's going to be the door."}, {"start": 5336.62, "end": 5338.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5338.62, "end": 5344.62, "text": " The door's going to be right here. I need to, I need to open, I need to get in. I can't get in right now."}, {"start": 5344.62, "end": 5348.62, "text": " Too short."}, {"start": 5348.62, "end": 5352.62, "text": " So it's going to be that. It's going to be a couple floors. We'll have you, oh, thank you."}, {"start": 5352.62, "end": 5354.62, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 5354.62, "end": 5358.62, "text": " We'll have you work in this bottom area as a receptionist."}, {"start": 5358.62, "end": 5362.46, "text": " I'm trying not to breathe too much right now. So for your sake."}, {"start": 5362.46, "end": 5363.26, "text": " Please don't."}, {"start": 5363.26, "end": 5363.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5363.54, "end": 5369.42, "text": " It was, you'll be sitting in like a stool right here and then there'll be like stairs."}, {"start": 5369.42, "end": 5370.0599999999995, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 5370.0599999999995, "end": 5370.94, "text": " There's going up."}, {"start": 5370.94, "end": 5371.98, "text": " Yeah, welcome."}, {"start": 5371.98, "end": 5376.94, "text": " I prefer you use like a cold apathetic demeanor."}, {"start": 5376.94, "end": 5381.18, "text": " Okay. Welcome. He doesn't want to talk right now. I'll take a message for him."}, {"start": 5381.18, "end": 5402.88, "text": " right baby pops it up to the first basement baby let's go yeah yeah oh my gosh we can"}, {"start": 5402.88, "end": 5409.4400000000005, "text": " watch um yes we're making or the Yankees who the gets in the man keys we can"}, {"start": 5409.4400000000005, "end": 5412.400000000001, "text": " Watch we can watch both of their games in the building"}, {"start": 5413.200000000001, "end": 5419.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, we can yeah, I forget who you're a fan of we can watch them fucking breathing too. Loudly"}, {"start": 5421.52, "end": 5426.02, "text": " Marcus and pops it right up to the first basement. Yay. Yay"}, {"start": 5428.000000000001, "end": 5434.64, "text": " Right, I think we get a couple more. You know what I need do you have wheat? Yeah, uh"}, {"start": 5434.64, "end": 5446.160000000001, "text": " I have wheat, come here, follow me, follow me, come to my lair, yeah, you got called"}, {"start": 5446.160000000001, "end": 5455.52, "text": " out, did you see that, no, did you watch it, I was on mute, oh, your ass got called out,"}, {"start": 5455.52, "end": 5460.6, "text": " for what, for not knowing who the Federation was or something, it was like really, well,"}, {"start": 5460.6, "end": 5464.400000000001, "text": " Well, it looks on them I still have no fucking clue and don't actually carry."}, {"start": 5464.400000000001, "end": 5465.06, "text": " Did you get that?"}, {"start": 5465.06, "end": 5466.4400000000005, "text": " That's yeah."}, {"start": 5466.4400000000005, "end": 5468.14, "text": " Wow. 18 week."}, {"start": 5468.14, "end": 5470.14, "text": " Thanks. Yeah, that's all I have."}, {"start": 5470.64, "end": 5471.5, "text": " That's all you have."}, {"start": 5471.5, "end": 5472.9800000000005, "text": " You have strong."}, {"start": 5472.9800000000005, "end": 5475.04, "text": " But all this is just my shit."}, {"start": 5475.04, "end": 5476.04, "text": " No, it is not."}, {"start": 5476.04, "end": 5477.9400000000005, "text": " I know the only."}, {"start": 5477.9400000000005, "end": 5479.9800000000005, "text": " My shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 5479.9800000000005, "end": 5481.780000000001, "text": " I have only taken from you"}, {"start": 5483.4400000000005, "end": 5487.22, "text": " hats and some name tax."}, {"start": 5487.9800000000005, "end": 5490.52, "text": " That is actually it."}, {"start": 5490.6, "end": 5494.6, "text": " I need wheat and straw."}, {"start": 5494.6, "end": 5497.6, "text": " Well that would only be in my... see how it's labeled through?"}, {"start": 5497.6, "end": 5502.6, "text": " Yeah, well it's only going to be in this one. I don't have it. I can tell you right now."}, {"start": 5502.6, "end": 5508.6, "text": " I have some inkiness, potion, if I have a lot of that."}, {"start": 5508.6, "end": 5509.6, "text": " No, I don't want it."}, {"start": 5509.6, "end": 5512.6, "text": " Okay, okay, yeah."}, {"start": 5512.6, "end": 5513.6, "text": " Coming back."}, {"start": 5513.6, "end": 5519.6, "text": " I made the most frustrating way to traverse to the top of this fucking lighthouse. I'm regretting it every second."}, {"start": 5519.6, "end": 5524.8, "text": " But I love this for all circles. I like how busy it makes me. Why does it say zero coins?"}, {"start": 5525.6, "end": 5531.360000000001, "text": " I believe that's four. So if you watch the video, um, Kukorucho land, you're gonna love it. It's like totally your vibe."}, {"start": 5534.08, "end": 5540.72, "text": " You want to go? Kukorucho. Oh my god. You don't even want to know. I'm not even going to explain it to you because you don't give a fuck. So"}, {"start": 5541.6, "end": 5546.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, I need to finish my my surveillance building. You don't want to go to Kukorucho land?"}, {"start": 5546.24, "end": 5553.36, "text": " You inviting me to a theme park? Yeah, come on, come on, come on. You think that's my vibe?"}, {"start": 5553.36, "end": 5558.4, "text": " I'm trying to build my goddamn surveillance headquarters. They got, they got whack-a-mole."}, {"start": 5558.4, "end": 5563.599999999999, "text": " Try to turn this into a police state. Okay, well, I'll come back and I'll tell you how"}, {"start": 5563.599999999999, "end": 5570.16, "text": " to do this. You go over there to Kukuru Chowen. You go have some fun. Okay. Is that your question?"}, {"start": 5570.16, "end": 5576.32, "text": " a mime yes that is exactly why okay I'm gonna win you a plushie and I'll bring"}, {"start": 5576.32, "end": 5580.5599999999995, "text": " it back and we can put it in the uh and put on top of the building all right"}, {"start": 5580.5599999999995, "end": 5584.2, "text": " yeah sure and then maybe by the time you're back you'll realize how to act"}, {"start": 5584.2, "end": 5588.88, "text": " like a fucking mime and you'll shut the fuck up stop breathing to your god damn"}, {"start": 5588.88, "end": 5590.88, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 5590.88, "end": 5593.88, "text": " Where the fuck are these places?"}, {"start": 5593.88, "end": 5594.88, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 5594.88, "end": 5597.88, "text": " That was actually so funny."}, {"start": 5597.88, "end": 5598.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5598.88, "end": 5600.88, "text": " No, guys, actually."}, {"start": 5600.88, "end": 5601.88, "text": " Who's here?"}, {"start": 5601.88, "end": 5602.88, "text": " Who's here?"}, {"start": 5602.88, "end": 5603.88, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 5603.88, "end": 5604.88, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 5604.88, "end": 5605.88, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 5605.88, "end": 5606.88, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 5606.88, "end": 5607.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5607.88, "end": 5608.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5608.88, "end": 5609.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5609.88, "end": 5610.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5610.88, "end": 5611.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5611.88, "end": 5612.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5612.88, "end": 5613.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5613.88, "end": 5614.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5614.88, "end": 5615.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5615.88, "end": 5616.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 5616.88, "end": 5623.88, "text": " Hey! Sorry if my mic is bad and you can hear my breathing and everything."}, {"start": 5624.88, "end": 5627.88, "text": " No girl, it's okay. I hear you. You alright?"}, {"start": 5628.88, "end": 5633.88, "text": " I don't know what's going on. I'm lagging really bad. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 5634.88, "end": 5637.88, "text": " Yeah, bitch. Stupid bitch."}, {"start": 5639.88, "end": 5643.88, "text": " Hey dear. Sorry if you can hear my breathing and all of my movements. Sorry."}, {"start": 5643.88, "end": 5646.88, "text": " No girl, I love the ASMR arm so."}, {"start": 5646.88, "end": 5648.88, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 5648.88, "end": 5649.88, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 5649.88, "end": 5651.88, "text": " How's the theme part, guys?"}, {"start": 5651.88, "end": 5656.88, "text": " It's good, but I'm like 10 FPS in it so."}, {"start": 5656.88, "end": 5659.88, "text": " Yeah, it's really bad right now."}, {"start": 5659.88, "end": 5661.88, "text": " It's a power point, you know."}, {"start": 5661.88, "end": 5662.88, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5662.88, "end": 5664.88, "text": " But it's really nice."}, {"start": 5664.88, "end": 5666.88, "text": " You can enjoy a lot of games."}, {"start": 5666.88, "end": 5667.88, "text": " Wow, I'm going over."}, {"start": 5667.88, "end": 5668.88, "text": " I am without the shaders."}, {"start": 5668.88, "end": 5670.88, "text": " I am without the shaders because I can."}, {"start": 5670.88, "end": 5671.88, "text": " Without shaders?"}, {"start": 5671.88, "end": 5674.7, "text": " Oh, let me do that."}, {"start": 5674.7, "end": 5679.56, "text": " Okay, you guys let me take off."}, {"start": 5679.56, "end": 5684.46, "text": " Also guys, this is the only mic that I have."}, {"start": 5684.46, "end": 5685.46, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 5685.46, "end": 5686.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5686.46, "end": 5691.400000000001, "text": " I might have, I might get a different one because I didn't bring my headset mic."}, {"start": 5691.400000000001, "end": 5697.58, "text": " So this mic does pick up like the whole room."}, {"start": 5697.58, "end": 5699.4800000000005, "text": " And I don't know how to reduce sensitivity right now."}, {"start": 5699.4800000000005, "end": 5702.280000000001, "text": " I might have to get the razor app or something."}, {"start": 5708.84, "end": 5710.080000000001, "text": " Okay, wait, what is it gonna do?"}, {"start": 5710.080000000001, "end": 5712.56, "text": " Yeah, I think Shader's made it way worse."}, {"start": 5721.320000000001, "end": 5722.160000000001, "text": " Whistling."}, {"start": 5723.84, "end": 5726.160000000001, "text": " No, yeah, Chad, I'm not talking about for you guys."}, {"start": 5726.160000000001, "end": 5729.080000000001, "text": " In game, it's probably worse."}, {"start": 5729.08, "end": 5732.84, "text": " It's always fine on stream, like it's always good on stream."}, {"start": 5732.84, "end": 5735.48, "text": " But in the game, sometimes it's just weirder,"}, {"start": 5735.48, "end": 5736.76, "text": " like it picks up more."}, {"start": 5739.64, "end": 5740.76, "text": " So are we without shaders?"}, {"start": 5740.76, "end": 5742.48, "text": " But look, it's way smoother."}, {"start": 5742.48, "end": 5743.92, "text": " It's way fucking smoother."}, {"start": 5755.76, "end": 5758.22, "text": " Okay, whoa, everybody's here."}, {"start": 5759.08, "end": 5766.08, "text": " Okay, let's try not to breathe at all."}, {"start": 5789.08, "end": 5793.68, "text": " I wouldn't say your mic is bad. Maybe we were just screaming too loud."}, {"start": 5793.68, "end": 5796.68, "text": " Okay, good. Good. I hope it's not too bad."}, {"start": 5796.68, "end": 5799.18, "text": " Hey, everybody! What's- what's the hurry?"}, {"start": 5799.18, "end": 5800.48, "text": " What's the hurry? What's the hurry?"}, {"start": 5800.48, "end": 5801.68, "text": " Oh, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 5801.68, "end": 5803.68, "text": " I'm supposed to pick these up."}, {"start": 5803.68, "end": 5805.68, "text": " Hello, Ash! Hello, Mishon!"}, {"start": 5805.68, "end": 5807.68, "text": " Have you guys been riding the rides?"}, {"start": 5807.68, "end": 5809.68, "text": " Oh, that's a chinsikus."}, {"start": 5809.68, "end": 5810.68, "text": " I can't even-"}, {"start": 5810.68, "end": 5811.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5811.68, "end": 5813.68, "text": " I'm gonna get that slap."}, {"start": 5813.68, "end": 5815.68, "text": " Oh, I just can't even read that."}, {"start": 5815.68, "end": 5816.88, "text": " What's the best ride here?"}, {"start": 5816.88, "end": 5818.48, "text": " I need fucking my mind to read."}, {"start": 5818.4800000000005, "end": 5820.52, "text": " Oh, this one for sure, Katie. Come."}, {"start": 5820.52, "end": 5821.72, "text": " Okay, let me ride it."}, {"start": 5821.72, "end": 5824.320000000001, "text": " This is the best ride in the whole park."}, {"start": 5824.320000000001, "end": 5825.320000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh, there's..."}, {"start": 5825.320000000001, "end": 5828.120000000001, "text": " You sit in there, and then you hit the ball, done."}, {"start": 5828.76, "end": 5830.56, "text": " Oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 5832.8, "end": 5835.160000000001, "text": " I hope you have a good stomach."}, {"start": 5835.160000000001, "end": 5836.6, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 5836.6, "end": 5838.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 5838.4400000000005, "end": 5839.64, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 5839.64, "end": 5841.4400000000005, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5841.4400000000005, "end": 5843.84, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5843.84, "end": 5846.000000000001, "text": " Oh, upside down!"}, {"start": 5846.000000000001, "end": 5847.240000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5847.24, "end": 5848.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 5851.04, "end": 5853.34, "text": " No, no, please don't vomit, please don't vomit, please!"}, {"start": 5854.04, "end": 5857.04, "text": " Woo! It's- it's not laggy at all!"}, {"start": 5857.94, "end": 5859.04, "text": " No, it's perfect-"}, {"start": 5859.04, "end": 5861.639999999999, "text": " It's like perfect FPS and everything."}, {"start": 5862.04, "end": 5863.639999999999, "text": " Oh, it's like I'm getting whiplash."}, {"start": 5870.44, "end": 5873.139999999999, "text": " It's from the Abyss Staker for the 5! Yeah, it's very laggy."}, {"start": 5873.14, "end": 5878.14, "text": " Wow, it's a long ride."}, {"start": 5878.14, "end": 5880.14, "text": " Oh, Duncan?"}, {"start": 5880.14, "end": 5883.14, "text": " Did Duncan fucking die?"}, {"start": 5883.14, "end": 5886.14, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 5886.14, "end": 5890.14, "text": " Woo-hoo!"}, {"start": 5890.14, "end": 5894.14, "text": " Nothing happened a few minutes."}, {"start": 5894.14, "end": 5899.14, "text": " So, please say happy."}, {"start": 5899.14, "end": 5901.14, "text": " And be happy."}, {"start": 5901.14, "end": 5903.14, "text": " I'm so happy! I'm so happy!"}, {"start": 5903.14, "end": 5905.14, "text": " I'm so happy!"}, {"start": 5907.14, "end": 5908.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5908.14, "end": 5911.14, "text": " No, I'm not fucking happy because my husband would have loved this ride!"}, {"start": 5913.14, "end": 5916.14, "text": " Wooo! Wooo!"}, {"start": 5921.14, "end": 5923.14, "text": " Fuck, I'm in the ride! Oh shit, I'm in the ride!"}, {"start": 5924.14, "end": 5925.14, "text": " Oh shit, I'm in the ride."}, {"start": 5931.14, "end": 5950.42, "text": " This is the kid's section."}, {"start": 5950.42, "end": 5953.06, "text": " This on a date would be so cute."}, {"start": 5953.06, "end": 5955.06, "text": " Stop it guys, stop."}, {"start": 5955.06, "end": 5957.06, "text": " Don't even."}, {"start": 5957.06, "end": 5958.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5958.06, "end": 5960.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5960.06, "end": 5967.700000000001, "text": " right I write like a come spend the day with me at Cucarucha land so I write this ride"}, {"start": 5967.7, "end": 5969.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5973.139999999999, "end": 5975.139999999999, "text": " Ever"}, {"start": 5983.46, "end": 5986.0599999999995, "text": " You only have an hour and 40 minutes and then your death"}, {"start": 5989.0599999999995, "end": 5994.36, "text": " Maybe not my midnight, maybe your midnight so I had like oh it could be till my midnight"}, {"start": 5994.36, "end": 6019.639999999999, "text": " It's a new chapter for everybody."}, {"start": 6019.64, "end": 6026.92, "text": " New people's yes yes yes yes the past is in the past"}, {"start": 6028.4400000000005, "end": 6031.320000000001, "text": " It's a little bit laggy here"}, {"start": 6032.52, "end": 6035.76, "text": " Okay for everyone's last day, we'll spend it how you want! OK?"}, {"start": 6035.76, "end": 6037.740000000001, "text": " Wait is everyone going to die today?"}, {"start": 6037.740000000001, "end": 6039.02, "text": " Yes everyone might be dying"}, {"start": 6039.02, "end": 6041.02, "text": " Are you dumb?"}, {"start": 6041.02, "end": 6043.740000000001, "text": " No, I think we're going to die next week too"}, {"start": 6043.740000000001, "end": 6045.52, "text": " Really? Oh fuck yeah"}, {"start": 6045.52, "end": 6047.360000000001, "text": " I think we have the same problem actually"}, {"start": 6047.36, "end": 6050.36, "text": " I think I might be dying, I might die too."}, {"start": 6050.36, "end": 6052.08, "text": " I might die as well."}, {"start": 6052.08, "end": 6054.96, "text": " That's some green thing is bad for me."}, {"start": 6054.96, "end": 6057.04, "text": " No, we don't have the same problem."}, {"start": 6057.04, "end": 6058.639999999999, "text": " We are not the same, okay?"}, {"start": 6058.639999999999, "end": 6059.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6059.48, "end": 6061.16, "text": " I have a different problem."}, {"start": 6061.16, "end": 6062.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6062.0, "end": 6063.32, "text": " I'm sorry, thank you."}, {"start": 6063.32, "end": 6064.16, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6064.16, "end": 6065.0, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6065.0, "end": 6068.799999999999, "text": " Oh, this is not your leader?"}, {"start": 6068.799999999999, "end": 6071.2, "text": " Oh, he's not your leader?"}, {"start": 6071.2, "end": 6072.04, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6072.04, "end": 6073.44, "text": " So the regime is no more than God."}, {"start": 6073.44, "end": 6074.28, "text": " What's hyper?"}, {"start": 6074.28, "end": 6075.28, "text": " No more regime."}, {"start": 6075.28, "end": 6076.28, "text": " Hyper, you left the regime."}, {"start": 6076.28, "end": 6078.5199999999995, "text": " You left the regime?"}, {"start": 6078.5199999999995, "end": 6081.5599999999995, "text": " I'm gonna die in a week anyway, that's a matter of time."}, {"start": 6081.5599999999995, "end": 6085.8, "text": " Okay, well, for your guys' make-a-wish, let's go on a ride!"}, {"start": 6085.8, "end": 6087.4, "text": " How many cars do you have?"}, {"start": 6087.4, "end": 6088.4, "text": " I have 20."}, {"start": 6088.4, "end": 6089.4, "text": " I have zero!"}, {"start": 6089.4, "end": 6094.28, "text": " Now, the mother, because we are the besties, I can set my points, you know?"}, {"start": 6094.28, "end": 6096.28, "text": " Come on, let's go do something!"}, {"start": 6096.28, "end": 6098.28, "text": " Come on, come on!"}, {"start": 6098.28, "end": 6100.28, "text": " Where should we go?"}, {"start": 6100.28, "end": 6102.28, "text": " I pray, I pray here."}, {"start": 6102.28, "end": 6104.28, "text": " Oh, you're there."}, {"start": 6104.28, "end": 6116.28, "text": " Okay, let's go right, right, come on, come on, let's go right."}, {"start": 6116.28, "end": 6118.28, "text": " Where did he go?"}, {"start": 6118.28, "end": 6120.28, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6120.28, "end": 6120.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6124.28, "end": 6125.28, "text": " F-FORCE!"}, {"start": 6127.679999999999, "end": 6128.28, "text": " FORCE!"}, {"start": 6130.98, "end": 6131.78, "text": " FORCE!"}, {"start": 6134.28, "end": 6135.78, "text": " Oh, are you in the water park?"}, {"start": 6139.58, "end": 6140.78, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 6145.58, "end": 6146.28, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6146.28, "end": 6148.28, "text": " It's yours."}, {"start": 6148.28, "end": 6150.28, "text": " I said I'm gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 6150.28, "end": 6152.28, "text": " Give it to friends that fall in!"}, {"start": 6152.28, "end": 6154.28, "text": " I'm gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 6154.28, "end": 6156.28, "text": " I'm gonna kill you!"}, {"start": 6156.28, "end": 6158.28, "text": " Oh, give me that."}, {"start": 6158.28, "end": 6160.28, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6160.28, "end": 6162.28, "text": " What do you mean you're in the phone?"}, {"start": 6162.28, "end": 6164.28, "text": " I'll wait."}, {"start": 6164.28, "end": 6166.28, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 6166.28, "end": 6168.28, "text": " Look."}, {"start": 6168.28, "end": 6170.28, "text": " I'm singing like under my map right now."}, {"start": 6170.28, "end": 6172.28, "text": " I think I need a re-log."}, {"start": 6172.28, "end": 6174.28, "text": " I think I need a re-log."}, {"start": 6174.28, "end": 6181.5599999999995, "text": " I bought this in real life too from..."}, {"start": 6181.5599999999995, "end": 6187.48, "text": " What the fuck is going on?"}, {"start": 6187.48, "end": 6192.08, "text": " This is too damn much."}, {"start": 6192.08, "end": 6194.679999999999, "text": " Sensitivity option in the voice chat settings."}, {"start": 6194.68, "end": 6204.68, "text": " I think it's a good one."}, {"start": 6204.68, "end": 6205.68, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 6205.68, "end": 6206.68, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 6206.68, "end": 6207.68, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 6207.68, "end": 6208.68, "text": " Oh, oh."}, {"start": 6208.68, "end": 6209.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6209.68, "end": 6210.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6210.68, "end": 6211.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6211.68, "end": 6212.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6212.68, "end": 6213.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6213.68, "end": 6214.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6214.68, "end": 6215.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6215.68, "end": 6216.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6216.68, "end": 6217.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6217.68, "end": 6218.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6218.68, "end": 6219.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6219.68, "end": 6220.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6220.68, "end": 6221.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6221.68, "end": 6222.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6222.68, "end": 6223.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6223.68, "end": 6225.68, "text": " Hello, hello, hello?"}, {"start": 6225.68, "end": 6227.68, "text": " Shut up"}, {"start": 6235.68, "end": 6237.68, "text": " I'm trippin' about no bitching like"}, {"start": 6237.68, "end": 6239.68, "text": " errrrr, no, I don't know any"}, {"start": 6243.68, "end": 6245.68, "text": " I give you"}, {"start": 6247.68, "end": 6249.68, "text": " Hello, hello, hello, hello"}, {"start": 6249.68, "end": 6251.76, "text": " He wasn't I was with you"}, {"start": 6251.76, "end": 6253.76, "text": " Forrest! Forrest!"}, {"start": 6253.76, "end": 6256.76, "text": " Oh, I see you now! I see you now!"}, {"start": 6256.76, "end": 6258.76, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 6258.76, "end": 6260.76, "text": " Hey, hey!"}, {"start": 6260.76, "end": 6262.76, "text": " Oh my gosh, there's so many people here."}, {"start": 6262.76, "end": 6264.76, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 6264.76, "end": 6266.76, "text": " Do you like it?"}, {"start": 6266.76, "end": 6268.76, "text": " It's for the opening of Coop Root Your Land."}, {"start": 6268.76, "end": 6270.76, "text": " Yeah, I like it."}, {"start": 6270.76, "end": 6272.76, "text": " This is amazing."}, {"start": 6272.76, "end": 6274.76, "text": " Great, amazing."}, {"start": 6274.76, "end": 6276.76, "text": " I know. I'm trying to figure out what ride to ride next."}, {"start": 6276.76, "end": 6278.76, "text": " I was going to go with everyone and some people,"}, {"start": 6278.76, "end": 6280.76, "text": " I don't know where he went."}, {"start": 6280.76, "end": 6282.76, "text": " Yes, I did! I'm alive!"}, {"start": 6282.76, "end": 6283.76, "text": " He stole it!"}, {"start": 6283.76, "end": 6285.76, "text": " Yep. I'm not supposed to be talking."}, {"start": 6287.76, "end": 6290.76, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not related to Cougar Ruto at all."}, {"start": 6290.76, "end": 6292.76, "text": " No, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 6294.76, "end": 6299.76, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's actually bad, bad mistake there."}, {"start": 6304.76, "end": 6307.76, "text": " I do. I've only written two rides. I want to go ride some more."}, {"start": 6307.76, "end": 6312.76, "text": " You want to come oh you I recommend something to you come here, okay?"}, {"start": 6315.52, "end": 6317.52, "text": " We should get everybody on the ride"}, {"start": 6329.72, "end": 6331.72, "text": " Who told you right"}, {"start": 6331.72, "end": 6334.72, "text": " Yeah, I think I can do it."}, {"start": 6334.72, "end": 6335.72, "text": " Come on, get out of here."}, {"start": 6335.72, "end": 6337.72, "text": " Wait, what is this run?"}, {"start": 6337.72, "end": 6339.72, "text": " I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting!"}, {"start": 6339.72, "end": 6341.72, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6341.72, "end": 6342.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6342.72, "end": 6344.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6344.72, "end": 6345.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6345.72, "end": 6347.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 6347.72, "end": 6349.72, "text": " Wait, is it stuck?"}, {"start": 6349.72, "end": 6351.72, "text": " Oh, I saw you."}, {"start": 6351.72, "end": 6352.72, "text": " My god, okay."}, {"start": 6352.72, "end": 6353.72, "text": " Now it's gonna move."}, {"start": 6353.72, "end": 6354.72, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 6354.72, "end": 6355.72, "text": " No, I don't know."}, {"start": 6355.72, "end": 6356.72, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6356.72, "end": 6357.72, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 6357.72, "end": 6359.72, "text": " Don't play."}, {"start": 6359.72, "end": 6369.72, "text": " I think Max would be weighing it down."}, {"start": 6369.72, "end": 6372.72, "text": " Yeah, it's okay."}, {"start": 6372.72, "end": 6375.72, "text": " Wow, amazing."}, {"start": 6375.72, "end": 6379.72, "text": " That's amazing."}, {"start": 6379.72, "end": 6382.72, "text": " Come on, work, shit."}, {"start": 6382.72, "end": 6384.72, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 6384.72, "end": 6387.72, "text": " I came to the bus stop."}, {"start": 6387.72, "end": 6391.08, "text": " Oh, yes, I'm doing a show later. I have a mind show"}, {"start": 6402.52, "end": 6404.52, "text": " Guys watch this watch this"}, {"start": 6409.56, "end": 6411.56, "text": " I'm fucking suing"}, {"start": 6411.56, "end": 6413.56, "text": " AHHHHHHHHHH"}, {"start": 6413.56, "end": 6414.56, "text": " What's happening?"}, {"start": 6414.56, "end": 6417.56, "text": " I knew that! The shots are taking photos of me under it, crushed."}, {"start": 6417.56, "end": 6418.56, "text": " And not breathing."}, {"start": 6418.56, "end": 6422.56, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna not, I'm not breathing down here."}, {"start": 6429.56, "end": 6431.56, "text": " Come here, take photos, take photos."}, {"start": 6431.56, "end": 6433.56, "text": " I'm having a seizure."}, {"start": 6437.56, "end": 6439.56, "text": " I'm not breathing and having a seizure as well."}, {"start": 6441.56, "end": 6443.76, "text": " No, okay. Got it. Got it. Got it."}, {"start": 6443.76, "end": 6444.76, "text": " You're a lawyer."}, {"start": 6444.76, "end": 6445.76, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 6445.76, "end": 6446.76, "text": " Okay, thank you guys."}, {"start": 6446.76, "end": 6447.76, "text": " Thank you guys."}, {"start": 6447.76, "end": 6448.76, "text": " How do you feel?"}, {"start": 6448.76, "end": 6449.76, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 6449.76, "end": 6450.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6450.76, "end": 6451.76, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 6451.76, "end": 6452.76, "text": " You got it."}, {"start": 6452.76, "end": 6453.76, "text": " Loggy here."}, {"start": 6453.76, "end": 6454.76, "text": " Loggy."}, {"start": 6454.76, "end": 6455.76, "text": " I can pass out."}, {"start": 6455.76, "end": 6456.76, "text": " I pass out."}, {"start": 6456.76, "end": 6457.76, "text": " Can you go?"}, {"start": 6457.76, "end": 6458.76, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 6458.76, "end": 6459.76, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 6459.76, "end": 6460.76, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 6460.76, "end": 6461.76, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 6461.76, "end": 6462.76, "text": " I just..."}, {"start": 6462.76, "end": 6463.76, "text": " I don't want to."}, {"start": 6463.76, "end": 6464.76, "text": " You can drop."}, {"start": 6464.76, "end": 6466.76, "text": " You can drop on me."}, {"start": 6466.76, "end": 6468.76, "text": " Okay, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 6468.76, "end": 6470.76, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 6470.76, "end": 6475.74, "text": " What the hell is going on? Oh, yeah, it is the best ever"}, {"start": 6496.38, "end": 6500.66, "text": " Okay guys, let me go play it's a lot of people what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 6500.76, "end": 6501.76, "text": " Hey, Nexa!"}, {"start": 6501.76, "end": 6502.76, "text": " Hello, Katie!"}, {"start": 6502.76, "end": 6503.76, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 6503.76, "end": 6504.76, "text": " Long time no see!"}, {"start": 6504.76, "end": 6505.76, "text": " Long time no see!"}, {"start": 6505.76, "end": 6506.76, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 6506.76, "end": 6507.76, "text": " Hello, hello."}, {"start": 6507.76, "end": 6508.76, "text": " I have something for you."}, {"start": 6508.76, "end": 6509.76, "text": " Oh, please show me."}, {"start": 6509.76, "end": 6510.76, "text": " That's bedrock."}, {"start": 6510.76, "end": 6511.76, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6511.76, "end": 6512.76, "text": " Where the hell did you get this?"}, {"start": 6512.76, "end": 6513.76, "text": " You can't break this like our little friendship, you know?"}, {"start": 6513.76, "end": 6514.76, "text": " Remember."}, {"start": 6514.76, "end": 6515.76, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 6515.76, "end": 6516.76, "text": " I'm gonna cherish this forever."}, {"start": 6516.76, "end": 6517.76, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 6517.76, "end": 6518.76, "text": " Yeah, of course, of course."}, {"start": 6518.76, "end": 6519.76, "text": " Have a wonderful day."}, {"start": 6519.76, "end": 6520.76, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 6520.76, "end": 6521.76, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 6521.76, "end": 6522.76, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 6522.76, "end": 6523.76, "text": " I'm gonna cherish this forever."}, {"start": 6523.76, "end": 6524.76, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 6524.76, "end": 6525.76, "text": " Of course, of course."}, {"start": 6525.76, "end": 6526.76, "text": " Have a wonderful day."}, {"start": 6526.76, "end": 6527.76, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 6527.76, "end": 6528.76, "text": " Come here."}, {"start": 6528.76, "end": 6531.76, "text": " Come here, come here, come here."}, {"start": 6531.76, "end": 6533.76, "text": " Did I get that bad broke?"}, {"start": 6533.76, "end": 6534.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6534.76, "end": 6535.76, "text": " Was it his?"}, {"start": 6535.76, "end": 6537.76, "text": " Did I get that bad?"}, {"start": 6537.76, "end": 6538.76, "text": " No, no, that was-"}, {"start": 6538.76, "end": 6539.76, "text": " Hi, Tiri, hi Tiri!"}, {"start": 6539.76, "end": 6542.76, "text": " Zippo, what the hell are you wearing?"}, {"start": 6545.76, "end": 6547.76, "text": " What the hell is he wearing?"}, {"start": 6547.76, "end": 6551.76, "text": " I asked him about this, like, he was five minutes ago,"}, {"start": 6551.76, "end": 6553.76, "text": " and he smushed me with his thumb."}, {"start": 6553.76, "end": 6555.76, "text": " He's a little freak."}, {"start": 6555.76, "end": 6558.320000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, it's really freaky."}, {"start": 6558.320000000001, "end": 6560.0, "text": " Freaky inside."}, {"start": 6560.0, "end": 6561.8, "text": " It's a good match."}, {"start": 6561.8, "end": 6563.64, "text": " OK, so I'm going to be right back."}, {"start": 6563.64, "end": 6565.400000000001, "text": " I have to go to the Muscularo Cucuruso."}, {"start": 6565.400000000001, "end": 6567.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm about to go get some coins, no worries."}, {"start": 6567.280000000001, "end": 6568.2, "text": " OK, OK, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6568.2, "end": 6569.0, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 6569.0, "end": 6570.0, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 6570.0, "end": 6571.64, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 6571.64, "end": 6572.56, "text": " Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 6572.56, "end": 6573.4800000000005, "text": " Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 6573.4800000000005, "end": 6574.400000000001, "text": " Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 6574.400000000001, "end": 6575.280000000001, "text": " Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 6575.280000000001, "end": 6576.08, "text": " Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 6576.08, "end": 6576.84, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 6576.84, "end": 6579.12, "text": " Your IRL stream earlier was so good."}, {"start": 6579.12, "end": 6581.04, "text": " Uh, uh, go Nacho."}, {"start": 6581.04, "end": 6582.0, "text": " Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 6582.0, "end": 6583.72, "text": " Uh, uh, oh my gosh, Don!"}, {"start": 6583.72, "end": 6585.360000000001, "text": " Hi, Don!"}, {"start": 6585.360000000001, "end": 6586.360000000001, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 6586.360000000001, "end": 6587.360000000001, "text": " You s-"}, {"start": 6587.360000000001, "end": 6588.360000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6588.360000000001, "end": 6590.360000000001, "text": " This is the second time you've been twerking in my fucking face."}, {"start": 6590.360000000001, "end": 6591.360000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 6591.360000000001, "end": 6592.360000000001, "text": " Don't ever do that again."}, {"start": 6592.360000000001, "end": 6593.360000000001, "text": " Well, I didn't know."}, {"start": 6593.360000000001, "end": 6594.860000000001, "text": " I could twerk at any moment."}, {"start": 6594.860000000001, "end": 6596.360000000001, "text": " I did not know you were behind me."}, {"start": 6596.360000000001, "end": 6599.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, well, I wasn't aware you were going to twerk."}, {"start": 6599.360000000001, "end": 6600.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, well, I could always twerk."}, {"start": 6600.360000000001, "end": 6601.360000000001, "text": " Hey, buddy."}, {"start": 6601.360000000001, "end": 6602.360000000001, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 6602.360000000001, "end": 6603.360000000001, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 6603.360000000001, "end": 6605.360000000001, "text": " Well, what have you guys been up to in the park?"}, {"start": 6605.360000000001, "end": 6606.360000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 6606.360000000001, "end": 6608.360000000001, "text": " We've been drinking wine."}, {"start": 6608.360000000001, "end": 6611.360000000001, "text": " Oh, and drunk at the park, huh?"}, {"start": 6611.360000000001, "end": 6612.360000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6612.360000000001, "end": 6615.64, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 6618.920000000001, "end": 6620.920000000001, "text": " Just like"}, {"start": 6621.6, "end": 6623.6, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 6625.960000000001, "end": 6627.920000000001, "text": " You're done hey man"}, {"start": 6635.280000000001, "end": 6639.580000000001, "text": " Now she's mind okay mine miss missus mine"}, {"start": 6639.58, "end": 6644.94, "text": " You're supposed to throw diamonds. I think you're supposed to throw diamonds."}, {"start": 6644.94, "end": 6651.58, "text": " I'll throw wine. I'll throw wine. Wait, you're dancing and we're supposed to throw money."}, {"start": 6651.58, "end": 6655.3, "text": " I think that's another business. No, that's mines. That's what mines do."}, {"start": 6655.3, "end": 6661.86, "text": " Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho."}, {"start": 6661.860000000001, "end": 6674.18, "text": " I don't think it's the outfit."}, {"start": 6674.18, "end": 6677.9800000000005, "text": " I think it's just the outfits."}, {"start": 6677.9800000000005, "end": 6683.500000000001, "text": " Oh, of course, don't get it."}, {"start": 6683.500000000001, "end": 6685.22, "text": " I get a tomato."}, {"start": 6685.22, "end": 6691.700000000001, "text": " Okay, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go"}, {"start": 6691.7, "end": 6703.46, "text": " what's that?"}, {"start": 6703.46, "end": 6709.32, "text": " thank you thank you"}, {"start": 6709.32, "end": 6714.22, "text": " I can buy some things in the shop now I can buy some things in the shop"}, {"start": 6714.22, "end": 6717.54, "text": " yeah I'm going on every ride"}, {"start": 6717.54, "end": 6719.54, "text": " Okay, is this a game, maybe?"}, {"start": 6722.0199999999995, "end": 6724.5199999999995, "text": " Press! Press the button and play."}, {"start": 6733.34, "end": 6736.78, "text": " Regime, merry-go-round. Without me."}, {"start": 6777.54, "end": 6782.54, "text": " I had to focus. See? Oh, I don't..."}, {"start": 6786.54, "end": 6788.54, "text": " How long do I go?"}, {"start": 6789.54, "end": 6792.54, "text": " Ah! Fuck!"}, {"start": 6795.54, "end": 6797.54, "text": " I'm lagging. I'm lagging."}, {"start": 6797.54, "end": 6799.54, "text": " You and me both."}, {"start": 6801.54, "end": 6803.54, "text": " How long do I go?"}, {"start": 6803.54, "end": 6808.54, "text": " Oh my god, I suck. I fucking suck."}, {"start": 6809.54, "end": 6810.54, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6814.54, "end": 6815.54, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6815.54, "end": 6817.54, "text": " Wacka-cooch!"}, {"start": 6826.54, "end": 6828.54, "text": " You got it. You got it. You got it."}, {"start": 6828.54, "end": 6829.54, "text": " No, I fucking don't!"}, {"start": 6830.54, "end": 6831.54, "text": " No, I don't!"}, {"start": 6833.54, "end": 6834.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6834.54, "end": 6836.54, "text": " Alright, um, good job."}, {"start": 6836.54, "end": 6837.54, "text": " When does it stop?"}, {"start": 6837.54, "end": 6838.54, "text": " I don't know when I stop."}, {"start": 6838.54, "end": 6839.54, "text": " Am I done?"}, {"start": 6839.54, "end": 6840.54, "text": " I'm done."}, {"start": 6840.54, "end": 6841.54, "text": " I'm fucking done."}, {"start": 6841.54, "end": 6842.54, "text": " Somebody else do it."}, {"start": 6842.54, "end": 6843.54, "text": " I'm done with that shit."}, {"start": 6843.54, "end": 6844.54, "text": " Where's my coins?"}, {"start": 6844.54, "end": 6845.54, "text": " It says there's already an active game."}, {"start": 6845.54, "end": 6846.54, "text": " You have to..."}, {"start": 6846.54, "end": 6847.54, "text": " Where is my coins?"}, {"start": 6847.54, "end": 6849.54, "text": " I've been doing it for like five minutes."}, {"start": 6849.54, "end": 6851.54, "text": " You've got to go the whole distance."}, {"start": 6851.54, "end": 6853.54, "text": " You've got to go the whole third distance."}, {"start": 6853.54, "end": 6855.54, "text": " Oh, behind you."}, {"start": 6855.54, "end": 6856.54, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6856.54, "end": 6859.54, "text": " Fucking done with this game."}, {"start": 6859.54, "end": 6860.54, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 6860.54, "end": 6862.54, "text": " No, you're doing great."}, {"start": 6862.54, "end": 6868.54, "text": " I am not in an action game!"}, {"start": 6868.54, "end": 6871.54, "text": " Give me my coins!"}, {"start": 6871.54, "end": 6875.54, "text": " I don't have the reaction time so far!"}, {"start": 6875.54, "end": 6878.54, "text": " I got 22 coins!"}, {"start": 6878.54, "end": 6880.54, "text": " I got 22 coins!"}, {"start": 6880.54, "end": 6882.54, "text": " I got 22 coins!"}, {"start": 6882.54, "end": 6884.54, "text": " I got 22 coins!"}, {"start": 6884.54, "end": 6886.54, "text": " Time to show the world how this shit is going."}, {"start": 6886.54, "end": 6887.54, "text": " Yo, that was fast."}, {"start": 6887.54, "end": 6889.54, "text": " Yo, life stealer flicks it."}, {"start": 6889.54, "end": 6891.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6891.54, "end": 6893.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6893.54, "end": 6895.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6895.54, "end": 6897.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6897.54, "end": 6899.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6899.54, "end": 6901.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6901.54, "end": 6903.54, "text": " One."}, {"start": 6903.54, "end": 6905.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6905.54, "end": 6907.54, "text": " One."}, {"start": 6907.54, "end": 6909.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6909.54, "end": 6911.54, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 6911.54, "end": 6913.54, "text": " Hi, Sam. Hi."}, {"start": 6913.54, "end": 6915.54, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6915.54, "end": 6917.54, "text": " He's doing pretty good. We'll see if he gets 22 coins."}, {"start": 6917.54, "end": 6919.54, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 6919.54, "end": 6926.54, "text": " I'm not 50 years old. Wait, there's a lord, there's a lord coming. There's a lord coming, there's a lord coming great."}, {"start": 6926.54, "end": 6928.54, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6928.54, "end": 6934.54, "text": " Stop saying lord. Stop saying lord. Stop saying lord."}, {"start": 6934.54, "end": 6937.54, "text": " Stop saying fucking lord, bro."}, {"start": 6937.54, "end": 6942.54, "text": " Stop saying lord. Stop making me talk. The subtitles are covering my fucking vision."}, {"start": 6942.54, "end": 6946.54, "text": " Ash is very good at whacking. Good job."}, {"start": 6946.54, "end": 6948.54, "text": " You be called me the pancan in the school"}, {"start": 6950.46, "end": 6952.46, "text": " Interesting"}, {"start": 6952.54, "end": 6955.5, "text": " So close by it's like that may cross you off. It doesn't guys are going on the merry-go-round"}, {"start": 6956.06, "end": 6957.9, "text": " b.r.b. I can know I can"}, {"start": 6961.1, "end": 6965.5, "text": " Okay, whack em all gets zero out of fucking ten to be honest with you. Let's try this"}, {"start": 6967.26, "end": 6969.26, "text": " No, they gotta get to all the rides"}, {"start": 6970.7, "end": 6972.7, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 6972.7, "end": 6978.7, "text": " away from me bro i don't feel comfortable around you first"}, {"start": 6993.9, "end": 6996.7, "text": " who's we"}, {"start": 7002.7, "end": 7020.139999999999, "text": " can someone take my photo? can someone take my photo? can someone take my photo? yes"}, {"start": 7020.14, "end": 7022.14, "text": " Do you have a camera?"}, {"start": 7026.14, "end": 7028.14, "text": " Can you take my photo please?"}, {"start": 7028.14, "end": 7030.14, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 7031.14, "end": 7033.14, "text": " Jesus!"}, {"start": 7033.14, "end": 7035.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7046.14, "end": 7048.14, "text": " Alright Keith, it's your turn to shine."}, {"start": 7048.14, "end": 7050.14, "text": " Cheese!"}, {"start": 7050.14, "end": 7052.14, "text": " Cheese!"}, {"start": 7052.14, "end": 7054.14, "text": " Cheese!"}, {"start": 7054.14, "end": 7056.14, "text": " Was it good?"}, {"start": 7056.14, "end": 7058.14, "text": " Let me see, let me see, let me see."}, {"start": 7058.14, "end": 7060.14, "text": " Honestly, am I serving?"}, {"start": 7060.14, "end": 7062.14, "text": " Am I serving? Cunt!"}, {"start": 7062.14, "end": 7064.14, "text": " Yeah, you are, you are."}, {"start": 7064.14, "end": 7066.14, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, here."}, {"start": 7066.14, "end": 7068.14, "text": " Watch me."}, {"start": 7068.14, "end": 7070.14, "text": " Wait, this wise is fire."}, {"start": 7070.14, "end": 7072.14, "text": " It's like from a cool angle as well."}, {"start": 7072.14, "end": 7074.14, "text": " It's from the bottom-up angle."}, {"start": 7074.14, "end": 7076.14, "text": " Hi!"}, {"start": 7076.14, "end": 7078.14, "text": " what the fuck is this angle you're kidding me"}, {"start": 7078.14, "end": 7080.14, "text": " what the fuck is this"}, {"start": 7080.14, "end": 7084.14, "text": " oh that's so good that's really good"}, {"start": 7084.14, "end": 7088.14, "text": " aww this is the best day ever"}, {"start": 7088.14, "end": 7090.14, "text": " this is the other one of you"}, {"start": 7090.14, "end": 7092.14, "text": " and then"}, {"start": 7092.14, "end": 7094.14, "text": " aww yeah those are both really good"}, {"start": 7094.14, "end": 7096.14, "text": " those are good"}, {"start": 7096.14, "end": 7098.14, "text": " why are you a clown"}, {"start": 7098.14, "end": 7100.14, "text": " what's going on"}, {"start": 7100.14, "end": 7102.14, "text": " I have a- I'm doing a show later"}, {"start": 7102.14, "end": 7104.14, "text": " they asked me they requested me to do a show"}, {"start": 7104.14, "end": 7106.54, "text": " They've requested you to do a show today."}, {"start": 7106.54, "end": 7107.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7115.9400000000005, "end": 7117.4400000000005, "text": " It'll look a little something like this."}, {"start": 7126.84, "end": 7130.240000000001, "text": " This feels... this feels wrong. This feels deeply wrong."}, {"start": 7130.84, "end": 7132.84, "text": " This feels deeply, deeply wrong."}, {"start": 7132.84, "end": 7135.46, "text": " I'm just a man. It's just it's just a man"}, {"start": 7137.46, "end": 7139.860000000001, "text": " Wow, I need a second bro"}, {"start": 7147.42, "end": 7149.42, "text": " Take your time"}, {"start": 7154.34, "end": 7156.34, "text": " Casual onus or something"}, {"start": 7162.84, "end": 7168.32, "text": " Mm-hmm. Thank you for doing me. But wow this ride is really annoying"}, {"start": 7172.52, "end": 7179.08, "text": " I'm trying to go ride every ride it's it's pretty good so far. I'm enjoying it. I want a couple coins"}, {"start": 7179.12, "end": 7181.4400000000005, "text": " No biggie, so I'm trying to get the biggest plushie"}, {"start": 7182.28, "end": 7184.28, "text": " Yeah, oh, I love"}, {"start": 7185.96, "end": 7189.360000000001, "text": " Let's do the let's do the rides guys. Let's go on another ride. Come on"}, {"start": 7189.360000000001, "end": 7195.120000000001, "text": " come on have you guys done the ferris wheel no I haven't let's go in the"}, {"start": 7195.120000000001, "end": 7200.080000000001, "text": " first one come on you have to black bars of shame you know what the black oh my"}, {"start": 7200.080000000001, "end": 7205.360000000001, "text": " gosh yes they're on all of my skins you're gonna fly women"}, {"start": 7205.360000000001, "end": 7211.320000000001, "text": " and if we end up disliking men and women real we will get together Katie"}, {"start": 7211.32, "end": 7216.96, "text": " You can't hit in the park. Why can't you hit in the park?"}, {"start": 7220.96, "end": 7222.96, "text": " That's ridiculous."}, {"start": 7236.16, "end": 7238.16, "text": " All right, let's share secrets. I have a secret."}, {"start": 7238.16, "end": 7249.16, "text": " one time in ninth grade I brought a like a cigarette to school and I blamed it on like a kid who was in like fourth grade and he got expelled"}, {"start": 7249.16, "end": 7259.16, "text": " one time when I was in fourth grade my friend got blamed for having a cigarette on him so I shoved him in a locker and he shed his pants"}, {"start": 7259.16, "end": 7273.12, "text": " hands. Yeah, once when I was in fourth grade, I shipped my pants. And someone blamed that"}, {"start": 7273.12, "end": 7274.4, "text": " I had a cigarette as well."}, {"start": 7274.4, "end": 7279.4, "text": " No, that's terrible. I'm sorry, you have to go through that. I had to go there. Yeah."}, {"start": 7279.4, "end": 7283.92, "text": " Thank you guys for sharing. Thank you for being vulnerable. That's right. I'm never gonna"}, {"start": 7283.92, "end": 7284.92, "text": " forget this moment."}, {"start": 7284.92, "end": 7286.92, "text": " I feel better now, I mean."}, {"start": 7286.92, "end": 7289.92, "text": " Yeah, you're wearing a maid costume and you're wearing a new one."}, {"start": 7289.92, "end": 7290.92, "text": " Not because of that."}, {"start": 7290.92, "end": 7291.92, "text": " Not because of that."}, {"start": 7291.92, "end": 7292.92, "text": " Because I shared the secret."}, {"start": 7292.92, "end": 7294.92, "text": " Why are you wearing that?"}, {"start": 7294.92, "end": 7297.92, "text": " Yeah, how many subs does it take for you to wear this?"}, {"start": 7297.92, "end": 7299.92, "text": " A thousand?"}, {"start": 7299.92, "end": 7300.92, "text": " It looks good on you."}, {"start": 7300.92, "end": 7303.92, "text": " It's been one month since I've been doing Twitch."}, {"start": 7303.92, "end": 7304.92, "text": " You're lagging."}, {"start": 7304.92, "end": 7305.92, "text": " I want a thousand."}, {"start": 7305.92, "end": 7306.92, "text": " No, I want a thousand."}, {"start": 7306.92, "end": 7307.92, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 7307.92, "end": 7308.92, "text": " I want a thousand."}, {"start": 7308.92, "end": 7310.92, "text": " See, money falls you."}, {"start": 7310.92, "end": 7312.92, "text": " I would wear something for a thousand."}, {"start": 7312.92, "end": 7314.92, "text": " I'm worried in real life."}, {"start": 7314.92, "end": 7316.92, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7316.92, "end": 7318.92, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7318.92, "end": 7326.92, "text": " I was deeply uncomfortable when Katie started street dancing back there."}, {"start": 7326.92, "end": 7328.92, "text": " I started pole dancing."}, {"start": 7328.92, "end": 7330.92, "text": " Well, you know what they say?"}, {"start": 7330.92, "end": 7333.92, "text": " What's, what do they call it?"}, {"start": 7333.92, "end": 7336.92, "text": " Um, not conversion therapy, but."}, {"start": 7336.92, "end": 7341.92, "text": " It felt like, it felt like, well, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm cracked."}, {"start": 7341.92, "end": 7348.78, "text": " Oh my god, I'm trapped. Oh, oh my god. I'm trapped exposure therapy. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna throw up chat"}, {"start": 7348.78, "end": 7352.5, "text": " And see you're stuck here throw up all over the screen now you have to watch"}, {"start": 7353.5, "end": 7359.18, "text": " And you can face your fears ask your strong and powerful face your fears look at us"}, {"start": 7359.46, "end": 7362.18, "text": " Look at us in the eyes. Look at both of us"}, {"start": 7363.62, "end": 7365.62, "text": " You can do this"}, {"start": 7371.92, "end": 7375.86, "text": " Come on, do not do, don't jump."}, {"start": 7375.86, "end": 7376.7, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7376.7, "end": 7378.04, "text": " It's almost over."}, {"start": 7379.04, "end": 7380.76, "text": " No, I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 7380.76, "end": 7383.64, "text": " I can't, I physically cannot do this."}, {"start": 7383.64, "end": 7385.0, "text": " Okay, really?"}, {"start": 7385.0, "end": 7385.84, "text": " You're strong."}, {"start": 7385.84, "end": 7386.66, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 7386.66, "end": 7387.5, "text": " You're brave."}, {"start": 7387.5, "end": 7388.34, "text": " You're brave."}, {"start": 7388.34, "end": 7391.0, "text": " I am from the, I am brave."}, {"start": 7391.0, "end": 7393.64, "text": " This is not fight song."}, {"start": 7393.64, "end": 7395.24, "text": " Come on, the ride's almost over."}, {"start": 7396.4400000000005, "end": 7397.28, "text": " You got this."}, {"start": 7397.28, "end": 7398.12, "text": " Don't jump."}, {"start": 7398.12, "end": 7398.96, "text": " You know what I mean."}, {"start": 7398.96, "end": 7400.28, "text": " It's almost there."}, {"start": 7400.28, "end": 7402.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7403.2, "end": 7405.2, "text": " Where'd he go you're strong and brave"}, {"start": 7409.639999999999, "end": 7411.639999999999, "text": " Good job"}, {"start": 7411.64, "end": 7413.64, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 7427.72, "end": 7430.6, "text": " Oh, okay, well well, okay, we"}, {"start": 7435.96, "end": 7438.360000000001, "text": " I'm trying to protect you watch out"}, {"start": 7441.64, "end": 7446.84, "text": " I'm not who shows up to work in their underwear. You know what I'm saying"}, {"start": 7449.4400000000005, "end": 7454.08, "text": " It's a fun experience for everyone Molly just be be careful seriously"}, {"start": 7471.64, "end": 7478.76, "text": " Yeah well I don't know how much you know about Katie but she has strangled some"}, {"start": 7478.76, "end": 7484.400000000001, "text": " kittens in the last week on the SP. Is that someone you should trust? Yes I have"}, {"start": 7484.400000000001, "end": 7488.12, "text": " strangled some kittens but you're not in that way Shuffle."}, {"start": 7488.12, "end": 7493.72, "text": " She's your back buddy. She told me she likes to drown and they shallow."}, {"start": 7493.72, "end": 7495.72, "text": " All right, I've done these rides"}, {"start": 7503.72, "end": 7505.72, "text": " You know, why the hell are you wearing those glasses?"}, {"start": 7506.72, "end": 7509.72, "text": " Oh, I can't see very well"}, {"start": 7511.72, "end": 7519.72, "text": " You know, why are you wearing his clothes? I don't like it. Oh, you don't like it. Okay. I mean, I can just change like it"}, {"start": 7519.72, "end": 7526.360000000001, "text": " like it. I could just change. Just makes me uncomfortable. Oh, you really don't talk with"}, {"start": 7526.360000000001, "end": 7533.2, "text": " him. No, no, me and him don't get along. But you look you make the outfit look fantastic."}, {"start": 7533.2, "end": 7538.88, "text": " It's it's just it reminds me too much of one. Oh, right. Thank you. You know what? I'll"}, {"start": 7538.88, "end": 7543.96, "text": " keep I'll put that in the consideration bank. Please make some changes at home. I don't"}, {"start": 7543.96, "end": 7554.52, "text": " want to see this you have enough bedrock only seven oh oh if you go talk to"}, {"start": 7554.52, "end": 7559.2, "text": " nacho go talk to nacho and do this in front of him not so many dance for you"}, {"start": 7559.2, "end": 7563.56, "text": " dude you do this and he's in hell for you a lot watch go do it go dance in"}, {"start": 7563.56, "end": 7572.0, "text": " front of him Nacho Nacho look buddy look buddy okay look at that's really"}, {"start": 7572.0, "end": 7580.28, "text": " good that's really good that is so good right nacho"}, {"start": 7580.28, "end": 7585.88, "text": " in your twitch chat and you can tell me how I look in a make-up"}, {"start": 7585.88, "end": 7589.44, "text": " let me one second very important"}, {"start": 7589.44, "end": 7594.8, "text": " not sure not sure no I'm just just talking I was just talking"}, {"start": 7594.8, "end": 7599.68, "text": " oh we're not able to say thank you well that's a pity because I was thinking maybe"}, {"start": 7599.68, "end": 7601.68, "text": " That would be my first time."}, {"start": 7601.68, "end": 7603.68, "text": " Nacho, come on!"}, {"start": 7603.68, "end": 7605.68, "text": " It was good!"}, {"start": 7607.68, "end": 7609.68, "text": " One more."}, {"start": 7610.68, "end": 7612.68, "text": " Nacho, freak!"}, {"start": 7615.68, "end": 7617.68, "text": " It's okay, Dave."}, {"start": 7617.68, "end": 7620.68, "text": " See you had it in you."}, {"start": 7620.68, "end": 7622.68, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7622.68, "end": 7624.68, "text": " Thank you for believing in me."}, {"start": 7624.68, "end": 7626.68, "text": " Nacho, Nacho, Nacho."}, {"start": 7626.68, "end": 7629.08, "text": " I want to know this buddy! I want to know that buddy!"}, {"start": 7630.280000000001, "end": 7631.64, "text": " EEEE! EEEE!"}, {"start": 7631.64, "end": 7632.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7632.14, "end": 7633.02, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 7633.02, "end": 7633.92, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 7633.92, "end": 7634.64, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 7634.64, "end": 7635.38, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 7635.38, "end": 7636.08, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 7636.08, "end": 7636.58, "text": " OOOH!"}, {"start": 7636.58, "end": 7637.240000000001, "text": " It's working!"}, {"start": 7637.240000000001, "end": 7638.42, "text": " I'm trapped in that rock!"}, {"start": 7638.42, "end": 7639.72, "text": " Can I actually buy these right?"}, {"start": 7639.72, "end": 7640.92, "text": " In the description box?"}, {"start": 7640.92, "end": 7642.4800000000005, "text": " I want to write on the text!"}, {"start": 7643.08, "end": 7644.18, "text": " Why do I have a hat on?"}, {"start": 7644.68, "end": 7645.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, I can't get you."}, {"start": 7645.9800000000005, "end": 7648.02, "text": " I'm gonna go with the word, because I'm a model."}, {"start": 7648.02, "end": 7648.820000000001, "text": " Kill them in a model."}, {"start": 7648.820000000001, "end": 7649.92, "text": " Ah, I see!"}, {"start": 7649.92, "end": 7650.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7650.42, "end": 7651.42, "text": " I can click on your name."}, {"start": 7651.42, "end": 7652.02, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 7652.02, "end": 7652.92, "text": " Yeah, run away."}, {"start": 7652.92, "end": 7653.72, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 7653.72, "end": 7654.820000000001, "text": " How can I help you?"}, {"start": 7654.82, "end": 7663.82, "text": " What are some of these things? I don't know what I'm looking at."}, {"start": 7663.82, "end": 7674.82, "text": " Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Nacho, I love you. I love you. Come here, Nacho. Come here, buddy. Come here. Come here. Come here, buddy."}, {"start": 7674.82, "end": 7678.82, "text": " I'm gonna pet you. I want to pet you. I'm petting you, Nacho."}, {"start": 7696.82, "end": 7699.82, "text": " Oh my gosh. Hold on, guys."}, {"start": 7699.82, "end": 7702.82, "text": " Is it lagging on stream or just in game?"}, {"start": 7704.82, "end": 7722.219999999999, "text": " I can't even read chat right now. It's so bad. This is so crazy. Oh my gosh. Okay, my chat's not moving at all."}, {"start": 7722.22, "end": 7734.66, "text": " Okay, I have no shower now, so I'll just go based on vibes and disable distant horizons."}, {"start": 7734.66, "end": 7740.14, "text": " Okay, let me do that because I did that on my PC at home."}, {"start": 7740.14, "end": 7741.62, "text": " I am gonna do that."}, {"start": 7741.62, "end": 7750.46, "text": " Oh my gosh, okay, I had a, I had a, um, it's really bad."}, {"start": 7750.46, "end": 7753.46, "text": " W Audio Podcast."}, {"start": 7753.46, "end": 7760.46, "text": " Let me know if I have a booger."}, {"start": 7760.46, "end": 7768.46, "text": " Wait, I kind of forgot how to phone your mic again."}, {"start": 7768.46, "end": 7777.46, "text": " I kind of forgot how to disable that."}, {"start": 7777.46, "end": 7779.46, "text": " Let me do some coding"}, {"start": 7790.38, "end": 7793.22, "text": " Mods just horizons"}, {"start": 7804.9, "end": 7806.9, "text": " Do I just delete it"}, {"start": 7807.46, "end": 7812.9, "text": " What do I do with it?"}, {"start": 7812.9, "end": 7817.1, "text": " If I see it in the phone still?"}, {"start": 7817.1, "end": 7824.82, "text": " I literally just delete it."}, {"start": 7824.82, "end": 7843.34, "text": " Chet, there's no, like, disabled."}, {"start": 7843.34, "end": 7844.34, "text": " Like look."}, {"start": 7844.34, "end": 7847.82, "text": " It's right here."}, {"start": 7847.82, "end": 7849.82, "text": " Delete?"}, {"start": 7849.82, "end": 7854.12, "text": " I don't know if that's good."}, {"start": 7854.12, "end": 7855.12, "text": " It's still bad?"}, {"start": 7884.12, "end": 7904.46, "text": " I'm in my mods tab in the game, I'm in my mods tab in the game, like look, I'm in my"}, {"start": 7904.46, "end": 7906.46, "text": " It's right here. Configure."}, {"start": 7914.46, "end": 7918.46, "text": " Okay, I'm just going to delete it. What do I need it for? I don't need it. It's not going to do anything."}, {"start": 7918.46, "end": 7936.34, "text": " gonna do anything. When I get back in game hopefully the tapping will go. I'm"}, {"start": 7936.34, "end": 7943.02, "text": " gonna get a different mic here at Sassy Stewies I think. I'm gonna have to make"}, {"start": 7943.02, "end": 7959.06, "text": " best fight trip. Where did it go? Distant horizons. Okay, if I delete this in the whole"}, {"start": 7959.06, "end": 7961.06, "text": " game deletes. This is your fault."}, {"start": 7970.820000000001, "end": 7981.860000000001, "text": " I got a tight grip on reality, but I can't let go of what's in front of me here."}, {"start": 7989.06, "end": 7994.5, "text": " Oh, so much a world of difference."}, {"start": 7994.5, "end": 7998.9400000000005, "text": " It's probably just a lot at the moment."}, {"start": 7998.9400000000005, "end": 8003.54, "text": " Okay, what have I not done?"}, {"start": 8003.54, "end": 8008.46, "text": " Alrighty."}, {"start": 8008.46, "end": 8010.700000000001, "text": " Hit the six targets when a prize."}, {"start": 8010.700000000001, "end": 8012.18, "text": " No way it's bad again."}, {"start": 8012.18, "end": 8014.22, "text": " Okay, I'm leaving the theme park."}, {"start": 8014.22, "end": 8015.22, "text": " I'm leaving the theme park."}, {"start": 8015.22, "end": 8016.22, "text": " I'm leaving the theme park."}, {"start": 8016.22, "end": 8043.22, "text": " If it's going to be like this, but my chat was freezing when I was there, my chat was freezing."}, {"start": 8043.22, "end": 8048.18, "text": " I don't know where anybody is right now."}, {"start": 8048.18, "end": 8049.54, "text": " I'm not going to go there."}, {"start": 8049.54, "end": 8054.3, "text": " Nobody's here."}, {"start": 8054.3, "end": 8058.58, "text": " Can someone take me to Nether?"}, {"start": 8058.58, "end": 8061.5, "text": " Can someone take me to Nether?"}, {"start": 8061.5, "end": 8067.7, "text": " Guys, today I'm just going to explore."}, {"start": 8067.7, "end": 8072.14, "text": " I'm going to watch the VODs and then later this week I'll get into more stuff, but it's"}, {"start": 8072.14, "end": 8080.46, "text": " laggy right now and I just want to explore the new things. Nacho? Nacho! Go Nacho!"}, {"start": 8080.46, "end": 8087.58, "text": " Go, go, go Nacho! Go, go, go Nacho! Okay, following you!"}, {"start": 8087.58, "end": 8096.22, "text": " Ay, ay, ay, ay! Okay, I'll get in your boat."}, {"start": 8096.22, "end": 8111.46, "text": " 99 bottles of nacho on the wall 99 bottles of nacho take one down pass it around 98"}, {"start": 8111.46, "end": 8118.46, "text": " bottles of nacho on the wall! Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 8120.46, "end": 8124.46, "text": " Oh, quite the journey!"}, {"start": 8126.46, "end": 8133.46, "text": " Oh no, oh not the theme park. Oh I might be cooked. Oh I might be cooked nacho."}, {"start": 8141.46, "end": 8148.46, "text": " Dammit, quick, dammit! Hard to keep up with this little sucker."}, {"start": 8148.46, "end": 8152.46, "text": " And what, what do we have up there?"}, {"start": 8152.46, "end": 8162.46, "text": " No. No. No. What is down here?"}, {"start": 8162.46, "end": 8169.46, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 8169.46, "end": 8174.46, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 8174.46, "end": 8176.46, "text": " Who built this?"}, {"start": 8176.46, "end": 8179.46, "text": " Nacho, are you coming in?"}, {"start": 8179.46, "end": 8182.46, "text": " Are you coming in with me?"}, {"start": 8182.46, "end": 8183.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8183.46, "end": 8184.46, "text": " You go first."}, {"start": 8184.46, "end": 8186.46, "text": " You go first."}, {"start": 8186.46, "end": 8187.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8187.46, "end": 8188.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8188.46, "end": 8189.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8189.46, "end": 8190.46, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8190.46, "end": 8192.46, "text": " You go first"}, {"start": 8209.1, "end": 8211.1, "text": " I'm in I built a"}, {"start": 8213.1, "end": 8216.58, "text": " Wow, this is sick this is so beautiful"}, {"start": 8220.460000000001, "end": 8223.660000000002, "text": " Sorry, I told everybody I built the portal even though I didn't-"}, {"start": 8227.220000000001, "end": 8230.26, "text": " Wow, I've never been to the Nether before!"}, {"start": 8231.62, "end": 8233.42, "text": " Oh, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 8233.42, "end": 8235.42, "text": " Nacho, what the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 8235.660000000002, "end": 8239.42, "text": " So beautiful, just like you Nacho, and just like me."}, {"start": 8242.54, "end": 8245.500000000002, "text": " Did you come prepared? Yes, I have a sword, I have a sword."}, {"start": 8245.500000000002, "end": 8247.500000000002, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh!"}, {"start": 8247.5, "end": 8257.16, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,"}, {"start": 8257.16, "end": 8259.92, "text": " get the fuck down, get the fuck down."}, {"start": 8259.92, "end": 8262.92, "text": " Me and Nacho don't play, boy."}, {"start": 8262.92, "end": 8266.52, "text": " Like, how many hits does it take?"}, {"start": 8266.52, "end": 8269.36, "text": " Oh, I actually don't have gold."}, {"start": 8269.36, "end": 8274.52, "text": " I need to go get gold, don't I?"}, {"start": 8274.52, "end": 8279.86, "text": " You don't have any gold on."}, {"start": 8279.86, "end": 8280.86, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 8280.86, "end": 8281.86, "text": " Ha ha!"}, {"start": 8281.86, "end": 8282.86, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 8282.86, "end": 8286.300000000001, "text": " I love you, Nacho."}, {"start": 8286.300000000001, "end": 8287.300000000001, "text": " Seriously."}, {"start": 8287.300000000001, "end": 8289.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I can."}, {"start": 8289.300000000001, "end": 8290.300000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8290.300000000001, "end": 8293.82, "text": " We should get gold and come back."}, {"start": 8293.82, "end": 8294.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8294.82, "end": 8295.82, "text": " Let's meet here."}, {"start": 8295.82, "end": 8296.82, "text": " I'm gonna meet you here."}, {"start": 8296.82, "end": 8297.82, "text": " Okay, buddy?"}, {"start": 8297.82, "end": 8302.82, "text": " Let me go get a gold helmet."}, {"start": 8302.82, "end": 8307.82, "text": " Bye, little eggy. I'll be back."}, {"start": 8309.82, "end": 8311.82, "text": " Oh my gosh, he's so fucking cute."}, {"start": 8311.82, "end": 8314.82, "text": " He's so fucking cute. He's so fucking cute."}, {"start": 8314.82, "end": 8316.82, "text": " He's so fucking cute."}, {"start": 8316.82, "end": 8319.82, "text": " Damn! Like, holy shit!"}, {"start": 8319.82, "end": 8323.82, "text": " I wish the fucking Lorax lived here so we didn't have all these trees."}, {"start": 8323.82, "end": 8328.82, "text": " No, it's like the damn Lorax lives here because we have all of these trees."}, {"start": 8332.82, "end": 8350.58, "text": " Hey Grace, oh my god, I need to get Kylie, so I'll talk to Nacho."}, {"start": 8350.58, "end": 8364.58, "text": " Actually, I'm going to do boots."}, {"start": 8364.58, "end": 8367.58, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 8367.58, "end": 8396.58, "text": " Bring the gold to trade."}, {"start": 8396.58, "end": 8402.42, "text": " Okay, um, and I can make these into leave important stuff behind."}, {"start": 8402.42, "end": 8403.82, "text": " I'm not going to die in there."}, {"start": 8403.82, "end": 8413.02, "text": " I won't die, trust."}, {"start": 8413.02, "end": 8418.02, "text": " Nacho has creative mode."}, {"start": 8418.02, "end": 8420.02, "text": " It'll be okay."}, {"start": 8428.7, "end": 8430.7, "text": " Did I not hit Kukurucho land?"}, {"start": 8434.9, "end": 8436.9, "text": " What's the closest thing to it?"}, {"start": 8443.54, "end": 8445.54, "text": " Where the fuck is it?"}, {"start": 8448.02, "end": 8459.94, "text": " courthouse nice thank you guys"}, {"start": 8463.380000000001, "end": 8466.82, "text": " not so much behind me"}, {"start": 8468.220000000001, "end": 8472.220000000001, "text": " hey! who wants to come to the nether? I'm going to the nether ladies!"}, {"start": 8472.22, "end": 8474.22, "text": " We're having ladies night."}, {"start": 8474.22, "end": 8476.22, "text": " We're having ladies night."}, {"start": 8476.22, "end": 8478.22, "text": " We're having ladies night."}, {"start": 8478.22, "end": 8480.22, "text": " You should join us."}, {"start": 8480.22, "end": 8482.22, "text": " Are you sure you guys want me there?"}, {"start": 8482.22, "end": 8484.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8484.22, "end": 8486.22, "text": " Are you sure you guys want me there?"}, {"start": 8486.22, "end": 8488.22, "text": " We're going to get you for tea."}, {"start": 8488.22, "end": 8490.22, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8490.22, "end": 8492.22, "text": " What are you having us?"}, {"start": 8492.22, "end": 8494.22, "text": " Pretty soon actually."}, {"start": 8494.22, "end": 8498.22, "text": " Okay, I'm just going to go to the nether for one second to fight the dragon and then I'll be right back."}, {"start": 8498.22, "end": 8500.22, "text": " Fight the dragon?"}, {"start": 8500.22, "end": 8502.22, "text": " Dragon"}, {"start": 8505.5, "end": 8507.5, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8530.22, "end": 8535.22, "text": " The Lady's Knight is right now in the Nether."}, {"start": 8535.22, "end": 8538.22, "text": " It's right now and it's in the Nether?"}, {"start": 8538.22, "end": 8539.22, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8539.22, "end": 8542.22, "text": " Hey Nacho! Can Nacho come?"}, {"start": 8542.22, "end": 8544.22, "text": " Or is he not invited?"}, {"start": 8544.22, "end": 8547.22, "text": " Well, I'm afraid he's going to die."}, {"start": 8547.22, "end": 8553.22, "text": " Oh, no he's pretty strong and tough."}, {"start": 8553.22, "end": 8556.22, "text": " You're going to the Lady's Knight with us in the Nether?"}, {"start": 8556.22, "end": 8558.22, "text": " We're having Lady's Knight in the Nether?"}, {"start": 8558.22, "end": 8561.22, "text": " Let's go then, let's go now."}, {"start": 8561.22, "end": 8566.22, "text": " Do I need to bring something?"}, {"start": 8566.22, "end": 8569.22, "text": " Do I need to bring guacamole or something?"}, {"start": 8569.22, "end": 8572.22, "text": " No, todo est\u00e1 perfecto en la Lady's Night."}, {"start": 8572.22, "end": 8577.22, "text": " Solo necesitamos ir y ver qu\u00e9 va a pasar."}, {"start": 8577.22, "end": 8579.22, "text": " Entonces, vamos Nacho."}, {"start": 8579.22, "end": 8587.22, "text": " Go ladies, go ladies, go ladies."}, {"start": 8587.22, "end": 8607.22, "text": " Normal ass appetizer! Normal ass appetizer, bro!"}, {"start": 8607.22, "end": 8614.22, "text": " Okay, chicken wings! Wait, where did they go?"}, {"start": 8614.22, "end": 8626.22, "text": " No, I don't actually."}, {"start": 8626.22, "end": 8635.22, "text": " Woo-hoo! Nacho! Nacho cinema! Nacho, get in! Nacho, get in! Nacho!"}, {"start": 8638.22, "end": 8640.22, "text": " This is my house!"}, {"start": 8640.22, "end": 8642.22, "text": " This is beautiful!"}, {"start": 8643.22, "end": 8648.22, "text": " I'll hit this, but I won't show up unannounced or anything."}, {"start": 8651.22, "end": 8652.22, "text": " Ni\u00f1a!"}, {"start": 8653.22, "end": 8654.22, "text": " Ladies!"}, {"start": 8656.22, "end": 8671.539999999999, "text": " Oh, I am lagging."}, {"start": 8671.54, "end": 8672.54, "text": " Not sure."}, {"start": 8678.54, "end": 8679.54, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 8697.54, "end": 8698.54, "text": " Shall we go?"}, {"start": 8701.54, "end": 8706.12, "text": " the lady that's the other one the hell is done by ladies"}, {"start": 8731.54, "end": 8735.54, "text": " What do we do it ladies?"}, {"start": 8735.54, "end": 8741.54, "text": " Guys what are we going to be doing?"}, {"start": 8741.54, "end": 8748.54, "text": " We talk, we do skincare, we tease each other."}, {"start": 8748.54, "end": 8753.54, "text": " We can do whatever."}, {"start": 8753.54, "end": 8760.02, "text": " we go to the nether and kill the the animal who's creator"}, {"start": 8762.02, "end": 8764.52, "text": " is senpai coming to play these guys?"}, {"start": 8764.52, "end": 8766.02, "text": " yeah it's not good for them"}, {"start": 8766.02, "end": 8768.1, "text": " yes i have been yeah i've been on the force one as well"}, {"start": 8768.740000000002, "end": 8773.060000000001, "text": " okay okay senpai period yep call me in period"}, {"start": 8773.06, "end": 8780.66, "text": " Your voice is a little bit thick, but it's a woman."}, {"start": 8780.66, "end": 8781.66, "text": " You're one to ask."}, {"start": 8781.66, "end": 8782.66, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 8782.66, "end": 8785.18, "text": " No, I'm a woman completely."}, {"start": 8785.18, "end": 8789.66, "text": " I love women and I am a woman."}, {"start": 8789.66, "end": 8791.66, "text": " Yeah, right."}, {"start": 8791.66, "end": 8800.859999999999, "text": " If you're a woman named three things Senpai that women do, if you're a woman."}, {"start": 8800.86, "end": 8821.140000000001, "text": " brush their hair just two more just just two more yeah just they care for people"}, {"start": 8821.14, "end": 8833.74, "text": " right okay yes I'm getting that and the last one guys count me on I'm not part"}, {"start": 8833.74, "end": 8841.06, "text": " of that no no it's okay you guys didn't tell me that you're gonna ask me"}, {"start": 8841.06, "end": 8845.539999999999, "text": " questions about women well I mean that was like honestly the simplest question"}, {"start": 8845.539999999999, "end": 8849.58, "text": " ever and even the first one it was kind of a terrible answer you know like what"}, {"start": 8849.58, "end": 8856.58, "text": " What if a woman, you know, had stage 4 cancer and had chemo therapy and was blood and she didn't brush her hair like she's still a woman, you know?"}, {"start": 8856.58, "end": 8858.58, "text": " That is sad then, yeah."}, {"start": 8858.58, "end": 8863.58, "text": " Yeah, you know what I mean? So, we'll work on the questions and the answers but you're still invited. You're still invited."}, {"start": 8863.58, "end": 8865.58, "text": " Thank you, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 8865.58, "end": 8869.58, "text": " What the fuck is this guy doing? He's got a fucking girl right here? Now that guy should have been fined."}, {"start": 8869.58, "end": 8871.58, "text": " Leave her alone."}, {"start": 8876.58, "end": 8878.58, "text": " I'm in that night as well."}, {"start": 8878.58, "end": 8880.58, "text": " Where is the portal be?"}, {"start": 8882.3, "end": 8884.8, "text": " Do you have the materials for the portal?"}, {"start": 8886.14, "end": 8888.62, "text": " I have a portal. I can get the materials."}, {"start": 8888.62, "end": 8890.62, "text": " Ah, do you have a portal?"}, {"start": 8890.62, "end": 8893.12, "text": " Yes, I have a Brazilian portal if you guys want."}, {"start": 8893.12, "end": 8895.12, "text": " What's up guys?"}, {"start": 8895.12, "end": 8899.12, "text": " Hey! Oh, much, much better fit."}, {"start": 8899.12, "end": 8902.12, "text": " Yeah, I tore up all his clothes."}, {"start": 8902.12, "end": 8905.62, "text": " Yep, Burnham. We can use him for the bonfire later."}, {"start": 8905.62, "end": 8909.62, "text": " Oh, but I'm wearing his clothes."}, {"start": 8909.62, "end": 8911.62, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 8911.62, "end": 8913.62, "text": " Well, later, later."}, {"start": 8913.62, "end": 8917.62, "text": " Oh, yes."}, {"start": 8917.62, "end": 8920.62, "text": " Um, I, you know, I took them, got used to them."}, {"start": 8920.62, "end": 8921.62, "text": " Cut them up."}, {"start": 8921.62, "end": 8924.62, "text": " He might have a crop top when he comes back, but that's fine."}, {"start": 8924.62, "end": 8926.62, "text": " He said that I could borrow his clothes."}, {"start": 8926.62, "end": 8927.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8927.62, "end": 8928.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8928.62, "end": 8929.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8929.62, "end": 8930.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8930.62, "end": 8931.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8931.62, "end": 8932.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8932.62, "end": 8933.62, "text": " Well, what?"}, {"start": 8933.62, "end": 8934.62, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8934.62, "end": 8935.62, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 8935.62, "end": 8940.62, "text": " Why I'm going to be used this literally outfit when he comes again."}, {"start": 8940.62, "end": 8941.62, "text": " Exactly, exactly."}, {"start": 8941.62, "end": 8942.62, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 8942.62, "end": 8944.62, "text": " We're going to see who I am in the sexy."}, {"start": 8944.62, "end": 8946.62, "text": " Oh, yes, exactly."}, {"start": 8946.62, "end": 8947.62, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 8947.62, "end": 8948.62, "text": " I think he'll understand."}, {"start": 8948.62, "end": 8949.62, "text": " I think he'll understand."}, {"start": 8949.62, "end": 8950.62, "text": " I think he'll understand."}, {"start": 8950.62, "end": 8951.62, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 8951.62, "end": 8954.62, "text": " Okay, I'm so excited you're in the North."}, {"start": 8954.62, "end": 8955.62, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 8955.62, "end": 8957.62, "text": " I love the North so much, except for Juan."}, {"start": 8957.62, "end": 8958.62, "text": " I love everybody here."}, {"start": 8958.62, "end": 8962.62, "text": " Yeah, it was actually, I'm kind of part of the North actually."}, {"start": 8962.62, "end": 8970.86, "text": " Oh, no, no, I actually got fired but I still consider myself part of it because I like the family vibe up here"}, {"start": 8975.7, "end": 8978.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I used to actually teleport to your room a lot"}, {"start": 8981.300000000001, "end": 8983.300000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 8983.62, "end": 8985.62, "text": " I was like always"}, {"start": 8985.62, "end": 8987.62, "text": " I'll come back. I'll come back."}, {"start": 8987.62, "end": 8989.62, "text": " Wait, where are we going?"}, {"start": 8989.62, "end": 8991.62, "text": " We gotta get ladies night moving."}, {"start": 8991.62, "end": 8993.62, "text": " Where are they going?"}, {"start": 8993.62, "end": 8995.62, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8995.62, "end": 8997.62, "text": " He got all the clothes right now."}, {"start": 8997.62, "end": 8999.62, "text": " Does my English want to pay?"}, {"start": 8999.62, "end": 9001.62, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 9001.62, "end": 9003.62, "text": " Can I say 11?"}, {"start": 9003.62, "end": 9005.62, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9005.62, "end": 9007.62, "text": " Oh, I have a 2-fadle."}, {"start": 9007.62, "end": 9009.62, "text": " You're lighting."}, {"start": 9009.62, "end": 9011.62, "text": " I'm lighting?"}, {"start": 9011.62, "end": 9013.62, "text": " She has it."}, {"start": 9013.62, "end": 9015.62, "text": " I can take her to camp at all."}, {"start": 9015.62, "end": 9016.62, "text": " I'm not going to live in."}, {"start": 9016.62, "end": 9018.62, "text": " I'm like, I'm tree, I think so."}, {"start": 9018.62, "end": 9021.62, "text": " No, no, it's really good."}, {"start": 9021.62, "end": 9023.62, "text": " Oh, I'm lying."}, {"start": 9023.62, "end": 9024.62, "text": " It's in the campamento."}, {"start": 9024.62, "end": 9026.62, "text": " They're speaking in full sentence."}, {"start": 9026.62, "end": 9029.62, "text": " That's like what I can do in Spanish, you know?"}, {"start": 9029.62, "end": 9030.62, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 9030.62, "end": 9031.62, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9031.62, "end": 9032.62, "text": " Bad timing."}, {"start": 9032.62, "end": 9034.62, "text": " Bad timing."}, {"start": 9034.62, "end": 9037.62, "text": " Katie, do you want to get in the boat?"}, {"start": 9037.62, "end": 9038.62, "text": " Get in the boat."}, {"start": 9038.62, "end": 9039.62, "text": " Oh, fuck you."}, {"start": 9039.62, "end": 9040.62, "text": " I'm taking her to camp."}, {"start": 9040.62, "end": 9044.7, "text": " I didn't answer the questions."}, {"start": 9044.7, "end": 9047.460000000001, "text": " Dude, OK, wait."}, {"start": 9047.460000000001, "end": 9049.900000000001, "text": " I'm being so honest."}, {"start": 9049.900000000001, "end": 9051.34, "text": " You don't have Camp Fatal?"}, {"start": 9051.34, "end": 9054.460000000001, "text": " I have it, but there is something wrong with my waystone."}, {"start": 9054.460000000001, "end": 9057.26, "text": " I got to say, didn't expect that complication."}, {"start": 9057.26, "end": 9059.26, "text": " Thought it was only because it was the carnival."}, {"start": 9059.26, "end": 9063.02, "text": " But no, apparently it's literally everywhere."}, {"start": 9063.02, "end": 9065.380000000001, "text": " You have Camp Fatal?"}, {"start": 9065.380000000001, "end": 9067.78, "text": " Oh, I have Camp Fatal."}, {"start": 9067.78, "end": 9068.94, "text": " You do?"}, {"start": 9068.94, "end": 9069.94, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 9069.94, "end": 9072.94, "text": " You know what? I don't mean to take the rain."}, {"start": 9072.94, "end": 9074.94, "text": " Am I in the front?"}, {"start": 9074.94, "end": 9076.94, "text": " I don't know. Okay. Yeah."}, {"start": 9076.94, "end": 9077.94, "text": " Perfect. Come on."}, {"start": 9077.94, "end": 9079.94, "text": " Follow me, follow me."}, {"start": 9079.94, "end": 9080.94, "text": " Okay, we'll do."}, {"start": 9080.94, "end": 9081.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9081.94, "end": 9082.94, "text": " Yes, Senpai?"}, {"start": 9082.94, "end": 9083.94, "text": " Yeah, just come back."}, {"start": 9083.94, "end": 9084.94, "text": " Can we help you?"}, {"start": 9084.94, "end": 9088.94, "text": " Three, two, one."}, {"start": 9088.94, "end": 9090.94, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 9090.94, "end": 9093.94, "text": " Wait, that was an impressive jump."}, {"start": 9093.94, "end": 9094.94, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9094.94, "end": 9098.32, "text": " He's ready to enter the portal!"}, {"start": 9098.32, "end": 9100.300000000001, "text": " He's calling in for the leg and all."}, {"start": 9100.300000000001, "end": 9101.9, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 9101.9, "end": 9103.6, "text": " There's no way to get there!"}, {"start": 9103.6, "end": 9104.94, "text": " He's wrong to be here without him."}, {"start": 9104.94, "end": 9107.62, "text": " Wait, the portal here?"}, {"start": 9107.62, "end": 9110.18, "text": " Let's go to the portal, yeah?"}, {"start": 9110.18, "end": 9112.380000000001, "text": " We're going to get out of the portal!"}, {"start": 9112.380000000001, "end": 9113.84, "text": " Let's go to the portal!"}, {"start": 9113.84, "end": 9114.82, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 9114.82, "end": 9117.08, "text": " Oh, damn!"}, {"start": 9117.08, "end": 9119.060000000001, "text": " There's a lot of people in the portal, damn."}, {"start": 9119.060000000001, "end": 9120.060000000001, "text": " Someone punched me."}, {"start": 9120.060000000001, "end": 9121.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 9121.060000000001, "end": 9122.060000000001, "text": " Get cozy, get cozy."}, {"start": 9122.060000000001, "end": 9124.060000000001, "text": " There are these people out there."}, {"start": 9124.06, "end": 9125.18, "text": " I don't damage."}, {"start": 9125.18, "end": 9126.18, "text": " Join in, join in."}, {"start": 9126.18, "end": 9127.18, "text": " It doesn't work."}, {"start": 9127.18, "end": 9128.18, "text": " No, it shouldn't work."}, {"start": 9128.18, "end": 9129.68, "text": " It will work, trust."}, {"start": 9129.68, "end": 9132.66, "text": " La se\u00f1al no llega."}, {"start": 9132.66, "end": 9136.019999999999, "text": " Maybe we just take turns."}, {"start": 9136.019999999999, "end": 9139.18, "text": " Maybe it's like a one at a time Brazil trip, you know?"}, {"start": 9139.18, "end": 9140.18, "text": " All right, your turn now."}, {"start": 9140.18, "end": 9141.18, "text": " Your turn."}, {"start": 9141.18, "end": 9142.18, "text": " Bye, baby!"}, {"start": 9142.18, "end": 9143.18, "text": " Bye, senior!"}, {"start": 9143.18, "end": 9144.18, "text": " Bye, postre!"}, {"start": 9144.18, "end": 9145.18, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 9145.18, "end": 9146.18, "text": " I don't go."}, {"start": 9146.18, "end": 9147.18, "text": " I don't go."}, {"start": 9147.18, "end": 9148.18, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 9148.18, "end": 9149.18, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 9149.18, "end": 9150.18, "text": " After you."}, {"start": 9150.18, "end": 9151.18, "text": " Oh, he's-"}, {"start": 9151.18, "end": 9152.18, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 9152.18, "end": 9153.18, "text": " After you!"}, {"start": 9154.18, "end": 9155.18, "text": " You're right!"}, {"start": 9155.18, "end": 9156.18, "text": " Yeah, there we go!"}, {"start": 9168.18, "end": 9169.18, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 9170.18, "end": 9171.18, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9171.18, "end": 9172.18, "text": " What the fuck are you doing here?"}, {"start": 9172.18, "end": 9174.18, "text": " She's not boys type."}, {"start": 9174.18, "end": 9175.18, "text": " There's no boys allowed."}, {"start": 9176.18, "end": 9177.18, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 9178.18, "end": 9179.18, "text": " Hey guys!"}, {"start": 9179.18, "end": 9181.18, "text": " Oh my god, that's so good!"}, {"start": 9187.18, "end": 9189.18, "text": " I'm going to the FPSM"}, {"start": 9192.18, "end": 9196.18, "text": " Okay, this is the first thing that's done here"}, {"start": 9197.18, "end": 9198.18, "text": " What do I remember?"}, {"start": 9198.18, "end": 9199.18, "text": " It's a bike today!"}, {"start": 9199.18, "end": 9200.18, "text": " Friend?"}, {"start": 9200.18, "end": 9201.18, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 9201.18, "end": 9202.18, "text": " It's a bike"}, {"start": 9202.18, "end": 9203.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9203.18, "end": 9204.18, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 9204.18, "end": 9205.18, "text": " This is the first step in the game"}, {"start": 9206.18, "end": 9207.18, "text": " Jump?"}, {"start": 9207.18, "end": 9225.14, "text": " I was really trying to see like the if anybody in the group was you know"}, {"start": 9225.14, "end": 9234.5, "text": " know what water is just I just want to see if anyone cares oh am I gonna die oh my god I hope"}, {"start": 9234.5, "end": 9242.5, "text": " nobody why is she still on fire regular to anyone is this not a problem water this is not well"}, {"start": 9242.5, "end": 9250.22, "text": " we can't dance water yeah yeah yeah okay that just doesn't work around here okay I'm chilling I'm"}, {"start": 9250.22, "end": 9252.22, "text": " Oh goodness Oh good!"}, {"start": 9252.22, "end": 9254.22, "text": " Oh god I'm not gonna do that again. Perfect."}, {"start": 9254.22, "end": 9255.22, "text": " This is what I though."}, {"start": 9255.22, "end": 9256.22, "text": " Oh no I'm fine."}, {"start": 9256.22, "end": 9257.22, "text": " Oh! I'm fine."}, {"start": 9257.22, "end": 9258.22, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 9258.22, "end": 9259.22, "text": " Ahhhh!"}, {"start": 9260.22, "end": 9263.22, "text": " What? I'm just I'm wondering if like you know what I mean."}, {"start": 9263.22, "end": 9265.22, "text": " Maybe try try try."}, {"start": 9265.22, "end": 9266.22, "text": " Try?"}, {"start": 9266.22, "end": 9267.22, "text": " Try on this."}, {"start": 9267.22, "end": 9268.22, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 9298.22, "end": 9300.22, "text": " Even though I'm burning on fire"}, {"start": 9300.22, "end": 9300.72, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 9300.72, "end": 9302.72, "text": " Why'd you say your leadership skills are?"}, {"start": 9302.72, "end": 9304.22, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 9304.22, "end": 9306.22, "text": " Top tier"}, {"start": 9306.22, "end": 9308.22, "text": " She is no top tier"}, {"start": 9308.22, "end": 9309.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9309.22, "end": 9311.22, "text": " Is that right? What the fuck?"}, {"start": 9311.22, "end": 9313.22, "text": " Bro, I am supposed to be the leader, hello?"}, {"start": 9313.22, "end": 9314.22, "text": " I'll lead you guys"}, {"start": 9314.22, "end": 9317.22, "text": " I've already been like a leader for ladies night"}, {"start": 9317.22, "end": 9318.22, "text": " I think it's Katie"}, {"start": 9318.22, "end": 9320.22, "text": " What the hell does Senpai know about ladies?"}, {"start": 9320.22, "end": 9322.22, "text": " Exactly, thank you"}, {"start": 9322.22, "end": 9323.22, "text": " Almost everything"}, {"start": 9323.22, "end": 9324.22, "text": " Molly?"}, {"start": 9324.22, "end": 9324.72, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 9324.72, "end": 9325.72, "text": " Alondra, what do you think?"}, {"start": 9325.72, "end": 9326.22, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9326.22, "end": 9331.38, "text": " I think, okay, you you want to be the leader or what?"}, {"start": 9334.14, "end": 9336.14, "text": " No"}, {"start": 9336.22, "end": 9338.22, "text": " Wait, no, I think it should be Katie today"}, {"start": 9351.26, "end": 9353.26, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9356.22, "end": 9358.22, "text": " Okay, okay, okay"}, {"start": 9360.699999999999, "end": 9362.699999999999, "text": " Three"}, {"start": 9363.539999999999, "end": 9366.22, "text": " I know that you cannot sleep in the nether"}, {"start": 9372.06, "end": 9374.06, "text": " I didn't die"}, {"start": 9382.779999999999, "end": 9384.779999999999, "text": " My gosh"}, {"start": 9386.22, "end": 9394.699999999999, "text": " for the group I will not let you guys down oh why Nacho is not the leader Nacho can be the leader I"}, {"start": 9394.699999999999, "end": 9402.06, "text": " actually I think Nacho would be a good leader okay Nacho are you the leader of the lady's mic we are going to follow you"}, {"start": 9402.06, "end": 9404.06, "text": " Seriously, Neta?"}, {"start": 9406.06, "end": 9408.06, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 9408.06, "end": 9410.06, "text": " You can't save us!"}, {"start": 9410.06, "end": 9412.06, "text": " Nacho?"}, {"start": 9412.06, "end": 9414.06, "text": " Damn, he's fast!"}, {"start": 9416.06, "end": 9418.06, "text": " Yeah, Nacho!"}, {"start": 9418.06, "end": 9423.06, "text": " We'll let the little literal Hellspawn lead us."}, {"start": 9423.06, "end": 9425.06, "text": " It's a perfect, brilliant idea."}, {"start": 9425.06, "end": 9430.06, "text": " You save this portal because I don't have a waypoint."}, {"start": 9430.06, "end": 9440.06, "text": " Oh my god, dude, really?"}, {"start": 9440.06, "end": 9442.06, "text": " It's fine, we'll find someone else here."}, {"start": 9442.06, "end": 9444.06, "text": " This is naturally leaving us now?"}, {"start": 9444.06, "end": 9446.06, "text": " Guys, somebody just asked about the girls."}, {"start": 9446.06, "end": 9448.06, "text": " I don't need much more."}, {"start": 9448.06, "end": 9450.06, "text": " Cochino."}, {"start": 9450.06, "end": 9454.06, "text": " Yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to, yeah?"}, {"start": 9454.06, "end": 9456.06, "text": " Oh, it's not that."}, {"start": 9456.06, "end": 9458.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9458.06, "end": 9465.06, "text": " use uh... yeah"}, {"start": 9465.06, "end": 9470.06, "text": " guys"}, {"start": 9470.06, "end": 9473.06, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 9473.06, "end": 9480.06, "text": " shit"}, {"start": 9484.06, "end": 9485.06, "text": " ladies"}, {"start": 9485.06, "end": 9486.06, "text": " hey nacho"}, {"start": 9486.06, "end": 9488.06, "text": " Yeah, I mean"}, {"start": 9488.06, "end": 9490.06, "text": " Hey Nacho! Hey Nacho!"}, {"start": 9490.06, "end": 9494.06, "text": " This night, you said Ronca is a woman"}, {"start": 9494.06, "end": 9496.06, "text": " I never met Ronca!"}, {"start": 9499.06, "end": 9501.06, "text": " Why you breaking?"}, {"start": 9501.06, "end": 9503.06, "text": " Oh, I'm just sitting there, so we go back"}, {"start": 9503.06, "end": 9504.06, "text": " The next time we want it"}, {"start": 9504.06, "end": 9505.06, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9505.06, "end": 9506.06, "text": " We have one right here"}, {"start": 9506.06, "end": 9507.06, "text": " Yep"}, {"start": 9507.06, "end": 9509.06, "text": " Hey! Good idea!"}, {"start": 9509.06, "end": 9511.06, "text": " This is very..."}, {"start": 9511.06, "end": 9514.06, "text": " intelligent of your party"}, {"start": 9514.06, "end": 9515.06, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 9515.06, "end": 9518.06, "text": " someone trust me someone understands me"}, {"start": 9519.06, "end": 9520.06, "text": " Nacho?"}, {"start": 9526.06, "end": 9527.06, "text": " what's what's happening?"}, {"start": 9528.06, "end": 9529.06, "text": " where's Nacho?"}, {"start": 9530.06, "end": 9531.06, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 9532.06, "end": 9533.06, "text": " maybe"}, {"start": 9534.06, "end": 9535.06, "text": " hopefully dead"}, {"start": 9535.06, "end": 9537.06, "text": " where did that half the ladies go?"}, {"start": 9538.06, "end": 9539.06, "text": " hopefully dead"}, {"start": 9540.06, "end": 9542.06, "text": " Nacho is hopefully dead not the ladies"}, {"start": 9542.06, "end": 9545.06, "text": " I told you about the egg, he's not a good doodler."}, {"start": 9545.06, "end": 9549.06, "text": " Oh, hey guys, so sorry about that, so sorry about that."}, {"start": 9551.06, "end": 9557.06, "text": " Perdon, my inventory is so bad, I'm a messy girl, what can I say?"}, {"start": 9557.06, "end": 9560.06, "text": " The end of the star, I don't know."}, {"start": 9560.06, "end": 9564.06, "text": " Okay, so who's O?"}, {"start": 9566.06, "end": 9567.06, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 9567.06, "end": 9570.06, "text": " That's exactly what we don't do, okay."}, {"start": 9570.06, "end": 9572.66, "text": " We need to found like the"}, {"start": 9574.26, "end": 9576.46, "text": " right for kids. Okay, just"}, {"start": 9577.859999999999, "end": 9579.859999999999, "text": " Let's let's head in a direction"}, {"start": 9581.26, "end": 9583.26, "text": " Let's go there. Let's go"}, {"start": 9587.1, "end": 9589.82, "text": " For another fortress another fortress"}, {"start": 9593.34, "end": 9595.34, "text": " Another fortress"}, {"start": 9596.939999999999, "end": 9598.939999999999, "text": " To the nether fortress"}, {"start": 9598.94, "end": 9603.94, "text": " Nacho, no veo que cambien mucho el neder, es que a el neder."}, {"start": 9603.94, "end": 9605.94, "text": " Que material en el que no tenemos."}, {"start": 9605.94, "end": 9609.94, "text": " Me encantar\u00eda que saliera algo monstruoso que me asuste."}, {"start": 9609.94, "end": 9610.94, "text": " I think I'm lagging."}, {"start": 9610.94, "end": 9611.94, "text": " Ya, ya."}, {"start": 9614.94, "end": 9615.94, "text": " Those are just a test."}, {"start": 9615.94, "end": 9617.94, "text": " Senpai, cual es el material que todav\u00eda no tenemos?"}, {"start": 9619.94, "end": 9622.94, "text": " Almost everything that the nether has to offer."}, {"start": 9622.94, "end": 9623.94, "text": " Wait, is that a fortress?"}, {"start": 9623.94, "end": 9624.94, "text": " No, that's not a fortress."}, {"start": 9624.94, "end": 9625.94, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 9625.94, "end": 9626.94, "text": " You guys want me to find a fortress?"}, {"start": 9626.94, "end": 9628.94, "text": " I can find a fortress."}, {"start": 9628.94, "end": 9630.94, "text": " Yes, you'll hold."}, {"start": 9630.94, "end": 9632.94, "text": " By smell? By sniffing?"}, {"start": 9634.94, "end": 9638.94, "text": " It's not right there! I just found a fortress! I just found one!"}, {"start": 9638.94, "end": 9640.94, "text": " Yeah, I just found one."}, {"start": 9642.94, "end": 9644.94, "text": " This is beautiful."}, {"start": 9646.94, "end": 9648.94, "text": " How are you guys getting over there?"}, {"start": 9651.94, "end": 9653.94, "text": " Guys, I don't have to spy the backpack!"}, {"start": 9656.94, "end": 9660.9, "text": " Don't worry, we'll create a path. Give me like ten business days"}, {"start": 9670.62, "end": 9675.4, "text": " No, I do but I don't think I would make it I don't have the spider back back to climb"}, {"start": 9676.9, "end": 9678.9, "text": " Because"}, {"start": 9686.94, "end": 9696.460000000001, "text": " What what what what what happened yeah"}, {"start": 9698.460000000001, "end": 9700.86, "text": " I gotta be a good person, and I"}, {"start": 9704.380000000001, "end": 9707.5, "text": " Let this be a lesson to never be a good person again"}, {"start": 9711.26, "end": 9713.26, "text": " Can you guys just climb this up?"}, {"start": 9716.94, "end": 9719.58, "text": " What? Is this yours?"}, {"start": 9719.58, "end": 9721.94, "text": " Yeah, I have another one."}, {"start": 9721.94, "end": 9727.34, "text": " Come here! Come here! This is the best thing ever! I don't know how I'll ever repay you!"}, {"start": 9727.34, "end": 9729.140000000001, "text": " I know, girl. I know."}, {"start": 9729.140000000001, "end": 9729.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9729.74, "end": 9732.140000000001, "text": " So, move your ass and look for a place."}, {"start": 9732.140000000001, "end": 9734.140000000001, "text": " Oh, my bad. Okay. Let me move it for me."}, {"start": 9734.14, "end": 9736.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9757.3, "end": 9759.3, "text": " Have"}, {"start": 9760.22, "end": 9762.22, "text": " Guys if there's any house"}, {"start": 9764.14, "end": 9771.14, "text": " I don't need no dad. No. No. Can we be friends? Okay. I did. I did. I don't want to lie. I don't. But yes."}, {"start": 9780.14, "end": 9787.14, "text": " See. I agree. You're a woman? Yes. I'm a woman too. Let's go. Let's go all together. Let's go."}, {"start": 9789.14, "end": 9792.14, "text": " Another one. Wait, we have that."}, {"start": 9792.14, "end": 9794.14, "text": " Guys why here"}, {"start": 9798.14, "end": 9800.14, "text": " I think"}, {"start": 9812.939999999999, "end": 9814.939999999999, "text": " It's so delay, dude"}, {"start": 9814.94, "end": 9821.34, "text": " Yeah, we could this is a shit for us. I don't know where we go"}, {"start": 9822.7, "end": 9825.34, "text": " I have no idea. Let's follow me"}, {"start": 9826.86, "end": 9833.5, "text": " Where you at? Just follow me first of all hold on hold on. Hold on. Yes, I'm bullshit."}, {"start": 9835.18, "end": 9837.9, "text": " Oh, let me just use my senses here"}, {"start": 9837.9, "end": 9839.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9843.06, "end": 9845.06, "text": " It's tough about"}, {"start": 9845.8, "end": 9847.8, "text": " Like okay stuff. I gotta say"}, {"start": 9860.699999999999, "end": 9862.699999999999, "text": " You find in anything good"}, {"start": 9862.7, "end": 9865.980000000001, "text": " All I want is hats and there's no hat."}, {"start": 9865.980000000001, "end": 9866.980000000001, "text": " Why are you killing me dude?"}, {"start": 9866.980000000001, "end": 9868.78, "text": " He's trying to murder me Molly."}, {"start": 9868.78, "end": 9870.78, "text": " I have a few."}, {"start": 9870.78, "end": 9874.980000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, this is the best ever."}, {"start": 9874.980000000001, "end": 9875.980000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 9875.980000000001, "end": 9877.980000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh, I don't know how I'll repay you."}, {"start": 9877.980000000001, "end": 9879.980000000001, "text": " I don't know how I'll repay you."}, {"start": 9879.980000000001, "end": 9881.980000000001, "text": " No, you have to pay me."}, {"start": 9881.980000000001, "end": 9882.980000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 9882.980000000001, "end": 9883.980000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 9883.980000000001, "end": 9887.980000000001, "text": " You have to protect all the women, but you have to trust them."}, {"start": 9887.98, "end": 9893.98, "text": " Yes. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 9893.98, "end": 9895.98, "text": " Are you see what I got?"}, {"start": 9895.98, "end": 9899.98, "text": " No, no, no, no, no. Okay."}, {"start": 9899.98, "end": 9903.98, "text": " I already have a flower crown. Do you have one?"}, {"start": 9903.98, "end": 9905.98, "text": " Oh, I don't think so. There you go."}, {"start": 9905.98, "end": 9909.98, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 9909.98, "end": 9911.98, "text": " I got this from the room."}, {"start": 9911.98, "end": 9913.98, "text": " So tell me how I look at it."}, {"start": 9913.98, "end": 9915.98, "text": " Wow. I'm going to wear it."}, {"start": 9915.98, "end": 9917.98, "text": " Does this look good?"}, {"start": 9917.98, "end": 9918.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9918.98, "end": 9920.98, "text": " Uh, this is what looks good."}, {"start": 9920.98, "end": 9922.98, "text": " That little baby-bib you got on me."}, {"start": 9922.98, "end": 9923.98, "text": " That looks like Nasha."}, {"start": 9923.98, "end": 9925.98, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9925.98, "end": 9927.98, "text": " Nice baby-bib, man."}, {"start": 9927.98, "end": 9929.98, "text": " No, you can have it, actually."}, {"start": 9929.98, "end": 9930.98, "text": " What? No, you can have it."}, {"start": 9930.98, "end": 9932.98, "text": " No, just keep it. No, just keep it."}, {"start": 9932.98, "end": 9934.98, "text": " I don't even like it at all."}, {"start": 9934.98, "end": 9935.98, "text": " Anyone can have it."}, {"start": 9935.98, "end": 9936.98, "text": " I just pick it up."}, {"start": 9936.98, "end": 9937.98, "text": " No one has pick it up."}, {"start": 9937.98, "end": 9938.98, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 9938.98, "end": 9939.98, "text": " Can you even have it?"}, {"start": 9939.98, "end": 9940.98, "text": " Wait, how do I pick it up?"}, {"start": 9940.98, "end": 9942.98, "text": " Just right click."}, {"start": 9942.98, "end": 9947.98, "text": " No, we haven't searched for a lot, maybe we'll find something to look for."}, {"start": 9947.98, "end": 9948.98, "text": " Upstairs?"}, {"start": 9948.98, "end": 9949.98, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 9949.98, "end": 9950.98, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 9950.98, "end": 9951.98, "text": " Saw that pretty fun."}, {"start": 9951.98, "end": 9952.98, "text": " Sick!"}, {"start": 9952.98, "end": 9953.98, "text": " It kind of matches my fit."}, {"start": 9953.98, "end": 9954.98, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9954.98, "end": 9958.98, "text": " It's from my baby Nacho."}, {"start": 9958.98, "end": 9959.98, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 9959.98, "end": 9960.98, "text": " Voy por \u00e9l?"}, {"start": 9960.98, "end": 9961.98, "text": " Up here, ladies!"}, {"start": 9961.98, "end": 9962.98, "text": " Ladies!"}, {"start": 9962.98, "end": 9963.98, "text": " \u00bfEst\u00e1s bien?"}, {"start": 9963.98, "end": 9964.98, "text": " I'm coming, ladies!"}, {"start": 9964.98, "end": 9968.24, "text": " I'm here ladies ladies"}, {"start": 9968.24, "end": 9973.14, "text": " I'm coming ladies"}, {"start": 9973.14, "end": 9977.14, "text": " Red watt oh"}, {"start": 9977.14, "end": 9980.64, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 9980.64, "end": 9982.14, "text": " Es pura basura"}, {"start": 9982.14, "end": 9983.14, "text": " Es pura basura"}, {"start": 9983.14, "end": 9984.14, "text": " I'm here"}, {"start": 9984.14, "end": 9985.14, "text": " This place sucks"}, {"start": 9985.14, "end": 9986.14, "text": " It's true"}, {"start": 9986.14, "end": 9987.14, "text": " It does"}, {"start": 9987.14, "end": 9988.14, "text": " Mucha basura"}, {"start": 9988.14, "end": 9989.14, "text": " Mucha basura"}, {"start": 9989.14, "end": 9990.14, "text": " Mucha basura"}, {"start": 9990.14, "end": 9991.14, "text": " Mucha basura"}, {"start": 9991.14, "end": 9992.14, "text": " Mucha basura"}, {"start": 9992.14, "end": 9993.14, "text": " I'm here"}, {"start": 9993.14, "end": 9995.14, "text": " We need to find something to kill."}, {"start": 9995.14, "end": 9997.14, "text": " Do something."}, {"start": 9997.14, "end": 9999.14, "text": " Do something!"}, {"start": 9999.14, "end": 10001.14, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 10019.14, "end": 10021.14, "text": " I don't care, forget it."}, {"start": 10021.14, "end": 10028.14, "text": " Little bro wants to join ladies night so bad. I know right fuck you rare is rare's mama at the party"}, {"start": 10028.14, "end": 10030.14, "text": " Little bro is desperate for ladies night"}, {"start": 10036.14, "end": 10038.14, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 10038.14, "end": 10040.14, "text": " Damn is amazing it's so bad"}, {"start": 10042.14, "end": 10044.14, "text": " We're kind of an exclusive spot aren't we?"}, {"start": 10044.14, "end": 10046.14, "text": " Are you okay?"}, {"start": 10046.14, "end": 10048.14, "text": " Are you bringing so heavy? Are you alright?"}, {"start": 10048.14, "end": 10053.38, "text": " Oh ladies night. This is ridiculous. Oh you want hot? Yeah"}, {"start": 10070.34, "end": 10073.34, "text": " All right, okay, let me you look good"}, {"start": 10073.34, "end": 10076.380000000001, "text": " Let me take my turn my helmet off really quickly yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 10077.18, "end": 10080.56, "text": " Okay, let me know how it looks. I don't think I have this hat"}, {"start": 10081.32, "end": 10083.02, "text": " thoughts"}, {"start": 10083.02, "end": 10085.02, "text": " ladies"}, {"start": 10085.02, "end": 10086.52, "text": " uh"}, {"start": 10086.52, "end": 10089.58, "text": " Be honest. I just think it covers your face too much"}, {"start": 10090.86, "end": 10095.1, "text": " Yeah, but I do like it. It's but it's just you know"}, {"start": 10095.78, "end": 10100.98, "text": " It's really like a heart. It's like a man. Yeah, it covers my full face. Well, I'll wear it for a little bit. I'll see"}, {"start": 10103.34, "end": 10111.32, "text": " so we should be getting drunk what oh yeah huh yeah is that not the ladies"}, {"start": 10111.32, "end": 10116.36, "text": " I mean we could but we just like I guess nobody's ever brought some stuff like"}, {"start": 10116.36, "end": 10121.960000000001, "text": " it come on we should be drinking we should be making margaritas I love a"}, {"start": 10121.960000000001, "end": 10127.94, "text": " margarita I have some favorite you have some margaritas yeah this purchase is"}, {"start": 10127.94, "end": 10131.94, "text": " Shit, it is shit, I need more!"}, {"start": 10131.94, "end": 10133.94, "text": " This force is fucking sucks, ass!"}, {"start": 10133.94, "end": 10135.94, "text": " Let me try an x-ray real quick."}, {"start": 10138.94, "end": 10140.94, "text": " Let's see if I can find something."}, {"start": 10143.94, "end": 10145.94, "text": " Get it."}, {"start": 10145.94, "end": 10147.94, "text": " Get it?"}, {"start": 10147.94, "end": 10149.94, "text": " Do you know what an x-ray is?"}, {"start": 10149.94, "end": 10151.94, "text": " X-ray?"}, {"start": 10151.94, "end": 10153.94, "text": " An x-ray?"}, {"start": 10153.94, "end": 10155.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10155.94, "end": 10162.94, "text": " Do you not know about that?"}, {"start": 10162.94, "end": 10165.94, "text": " Oh, Nacho is here, right?"}, {"start": 10165.94, "end": 10166.94, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10166.94, "end": 10167.94, "text": " Hi, Nacho."}, {"start": 10167.94, "end": 10168.94, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 10168.94, "end": 10171.94, "text": " Nacho, there you are."}, {"start": 10171.94, "end": 10173.94, "text": " What a Nacho."}, {"start": 10173.94, "end": 10175.94, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 10175.94, "end": 10177.94, "text": " Oh, hey Nacho."}, {"start": 10177.94, "end": 10178.94, "text": " Hey buddy."}, {"start": 10178.94, "end": 10180.94, "text": " Hey, what do you want, buddy?"}, {"start": 10180.94, "end": 10182.94, "text": " Oh, thank you."}, {"start": 10182.94, "end": 10184.94, "text": " Oh, thank you Nacho."}, {"start": 10184.94, "end": 10189.04, "text": " Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. I really appreciate it."}, {"start": 10192.300000000001, "end": 10199.52, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nacho was my son. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just he's giving me that I think for Mother's Day"}, {"start": 10204.220000000001, "end": 10206.220000000001, "text": " Nephew I heard something"}, {"start": 10206.640000000001, "end": 10208.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's not really"}, {"start": 10209.18, "end": 10214.800000000001, "text": " Mama and Papa, but it's so it's no no. It's not really it's a little bit more complicated than that"}, {"start": 10214.94, "end": 10221.94, "text": " Uh, Nacho, you are adopted, right?"}, {"start": 10221.94, "end": 10222.94, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10222.94, "end": 10226.94, "text": " We're kind of platonically co-parenting him."}, {"start": 10226.94, "end": 10229.94, "text": " Ah, yo quiero un hijo."}, {"start": 10229.94, "end": 10231.94, "text": " Necesito un hijo, Nacho."}, {"start": 10231.94, "end": 10238.94, "text": " Si un d\u00eda tienes un hermanito, hace sea mi hijo, por favor."}, {"start": 10238.94, "end": 10250.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10250.92, "end": 10252.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10252.92, "end": 10255.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10255.92, "end": 10257.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10257.92, "end": 10259.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10259.92, "end": 10262.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10262.92, "end": 10265.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10265.92, "end": 10267.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 10267.92, "end": 10275.52, "text": " hey don't don't rush him take a time dude the speak girls don't say dude was"}, {"start": 10275.52, "end": 10286.1, "text": " Senpai uh they say like they say bro bro take a time yeah that sounds a lot"}, {"start": 10286.1, "end": 10293.42, "text": " more feminine thank you thank you okay tell us a fucking signal something bro"}, {"start": 10293.42, "end": 10300.42, "text": " Nacho, Nacho, uh, Senpai, when was the last, how bad were your period cramps the last time that you were on your period?"}, {"start": 10300.42, "end": 10304.42, "text": " Uh, real fucking bad, I cried a lot though, cause it was bad."}, {"start": 10304.42, "end": 10307.42, "text": " What brand of tampons do you buy?"}, {"start": 10307.42, "end": 10312.42, "text": " Uh, I would not like to disclose that, but it's-"}, {"start": 10312.42, "end": 10314.42, "text": " But that's girl talk."}, {"start": 10314.42, "end": 10316.42, "text": " Uh, yeah."}, {"start": 10316.42, "end": 10319.42, "text": " So just tell me which ones you buy."}, {"start": 10319.42, "end": 10322.42, "text": " Cause I'm looking for to switch up."}, {"start": 10322.42, "end": 10324.42, "text": " Damp max"}, {"start": 10352.42, "end": 10354.42, "text": " Hey"}, {"start": 10382.42, "end": 10402.1, "text": " Just a small town egg living in a lonely world."}, {"start": 10402.1, "end": 10411.1, "text": " Okay, I'm following. I'm following. Oh, this backpack is the best."}, {"start": 10417.1, "end": 10421.1, "text": " Damn, Nacho. Damn, Nacho! Damn, I..."}, {"start": 10422.1, "end": 10425.1, "text": " Ah! I just fell off. Okay, now what?"}, {"start": 10427.1, "end": 10429.1, "text": " Nacho, do you have any sort of plan?"}, {"start": 10432.1, "end": 10440.1, "text": " Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 10440.1, "end": 10442.1, "text": " Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 10442.1, "end": 10444.1, "text": " You've got to be fucking kidding me."}, {"start": 10444.1, "end": 10447.1, "text": " Oh, my, oh, my God."}, {"start": 10447.1, "end": 10448.1, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10448.1, "end": 10449.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10449.1, "end": 10450.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10450.1, "end": 10452.1, "text": " Thank you for telling me."}, {"start": 10452.1, "end": 10453.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10453.1, "end": 10454.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10454.1, "end": 10455.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10455.1, "end": 10456.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10456.1, "end": 10457.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10457.1, "end": 10461.1, "text": " Oh, I did not mean to do that in all caps."}, {"start": 10461.1, "end": 10465.74, "text": " to do that in all caps that sounded really freaking out okay yeah that's not gonna happen trust me"}, {"start": 10465.74, "end": 10471.1, "text": " not on my watch you better stay with me at all times not to snitch but yeah i don't forgive him"}, {"start": 10471.1, "end": 10476.06, "text": " no no no no no worries look i'm your secret is safe with me i don't now he's on my bad side"}, {"start": 10476.06, "end": 10480.460000000001, "text": " he is on my bad side because that's fucking ridiculous you don't touch my nachos you don't touch"}, {"start": 10480.460000000001, "end": 10482.460000000001, "text": " That's my little nacho!"}, {"start": 10483.460000000001, "end": 10486.460000000001, "text": " Okay, thank you for telling me. I appreciate that."}, {"start": 10495.460000000001, "end": 10497.460000000001, "text": " You can tell me anything."}, {"start": 10501.460000000001, "end": 10502.460000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10502.460000000001, "end": 10504.460000000001, "text": " Thank you, son."}, {"start": 10505.460000000001, "end": 10507.460000000001, "text": " Okay, what did they say?"}, {"start": 10507.460000000001, "end": 10510.460000000001, "text": " Down."}, {"start": 10510.460000000001, "end": 10514.460000000001, "text": " Let's go back."}, {"start": 10514.460000000001, "end": 10517.460000000001, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10517.460000000001, "end": 10519.460000000001, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 10519.460000000001, "end": 10521.460000000001, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 10521.460000000001, "end": 10523.460000000001, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 10523.460000000001, "end": 10525.460000000001, "text": " Nacho!"}, {"start": 10525.460000000001, "end": 10528.460000000001, "text": " I thought I lost you."}, {"start": 10528.460000000001, "end": 10532.460000000001, "text": " Are you having fun on girls night?"}, {"start": 10532.460000000001, "end": 10535.460000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 10535.460000000001, "end": 10537.460000000001, "text": " She didn't-"}, {"start": 10546.460000000001, "end": 10550.960000000001, "text": " Yes, I am! I don't know why I thought I had to make a whole last sign. I'll just ask the question. Yes."}, {"start": 10551.6, "end": 10556.000000000002, "text": " Yes, I'm having so fun because I'm having quality time with my son. Oh my gosh, I'm about to die though."}, {"start": 10556.000000000002, "end": 10559.960000000001, "text": " Holy food, I need food. Oh my gosh, I need food. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on."}, {"start": 10559.960000000001, "end": 10561.960000000001, "text": " Actually, let me find food."}, {"start": 10561.960000000001, "end": 10566.960000000001, "text": " Oh, I gotta put on my other backpack."}, {"start": 10566.960000000001, "end": 10573.960000000001, "text": " I think I'm gonna die in this house!"}, {"start": 10573.960000000001, "end": 10576.960000000001, "text": " I need this creamy pasta bad."}, {"start": 10576.960000000001, "end": 10587.960000000001, "text": " I need this creamy pasta really bad."}, {"start": 10587.960000000001, "end": 10589.960000000001, "text": " You can't be Brad?"}, {"start": 10589.960000000001, "end": 10592.62, "text": " One fucking bread nacho, you give me one piece of bread bro?"}, {"start": 10592.62, "end": 10594.68, "text": " How skinny do you think I am?"}, {"start": 10596.42, "end": 10597.880000000001, "text": " Where you going? Where you going?"}, {"start": 10597.880000000001, "end": 10599.880000000001, "text": " Are we going back to the ladies?"}, {"start": 10603.080000000002, "end": 10605.080000000002, "text": " Nacho, what if we never get out?"}, {"start": 10608.84, "end": 10610.84, "text": " Oh thank you nacho! Thank you!"}, {"start": 10610.84, "end": 10620.84, "text": " oh gosh i'm a chud"}, {"start": 10620.84, "end": 10649.56, "text": " What the fuck did they go, what the fuck are they?"}, {"start": 10649.56, "end": 10652.56, "text": " I see them. Thank you Nacho. Thank you for taking me to the promised land."}, {"start": 10658.56, "end": 10659.56, "text": " Wait, you called me greedy?"}, {"start": 10662.56, "end": 10664.56, "text": " Big mama's gotta eat Nacho."}, {"start": 10665.56, "end": 10666.56, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 10671.56, "end": 10672.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10673.56, "end": 10674.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10676.56, "end": 10677.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10677.56, "end": 10679.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10679.56, "end": 10681.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10681.56, "end": 10683.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10683.56, "end": 10685.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10685.56, "end": 10687.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10687.56, "end": 10689.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10689.56, "end": 10691.56, "text": " Ladies?"}, {"start": 10691.56, "end": 10693.56, "text": " Moonlight because it's charged."}, {"start": 10693.56, "end": 10695.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10695.56, "end": 10697.56, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 10697.56, "end": 10699.56, "text": " We better learn about that and be happy."}, {"start": 10699.56, "end": 10701.56, "text": " We already did learn about it."}, {"start": 10701.56, "end": 10703.56, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10703.56, "end": 10705.56, "text": " Oh, she's not dead, really."}, {"start": 10705.56, "end": 10708.56, "text": " What the hell is Shapo at ladies night?"}, {"start": 10708.56, "end": 10711.56, "text": " You can ask him some questions."}, {"start": 10711.56, "end": 10714.56, "text": " Ask me some questions."}, {"start": 10714.56, "end": 10718.56, "text": " Okay, what brand of tampons do you use Shapo?"}, {"start": 10718.56, "end": 10721.56, "text": " I use a menstrual cup."}, {"start": 10721.56, "end": 10723.56, "text": " Free question."}, {"start": 10723.56, "end": 10726.56, "text": " Menstrual cup all the way for me."}, {"start": 10726.56, "end": 10729.56, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 10729.56, "end": 10731.56, "text": " That's good, that's good."}, {"start": 10731.56, "end": 10735.9, "text": " Um, when you go get your nails done, what do you ask for?"}, {"start": 10735.9, "end": 10737.4, "text": " French manicure."}, {"start": 10737.4, "end": 10738.4, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10738.4, "end": 10739.4, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 10739.4, "end": 10750.6, "text": " What's your, what's, uh, your favorite makeup product and brand?"}, {"start": 10750.6, "end": 10757.32, "text": " Um, okay, well, so many, so many come to mind."}, {"start": 10757.32, "end": 10761.48, "text": " I'm really, no skin care stuff, right?"}, {"start": 10761.48, "end": 10763.96, "text": " No skin care stuff, no, that's a straight,"}, {"start": 10763.96, "end": 10766.3, "text": " well, I think,"}, {"start": 10767.56, "end": 10771.52, "text": " Charlotte Tilbury setting spray is my favorite, I think."}, {"start": 10771.52, "end": 10772.68, "text": " Set spray."}, {"start": 10772.68, "end": 10774.56, "text": " Keep it all together, you'll get it."}, {"start": 10774.56, "end": 10775.96, "text": " Ooh, okay."}, {"start": 10775.96, "end": 10776.8, "text": " Hey, you'll spray."}, {"start": 10776.8, "end": 10778.8, "text": " All right, one more question?"}, {"start": 10778.8, "end": 10779.64, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 10779.64, "end": 10780.76, "text": " If you're really a woman,"}, {"start": 10782.96, "end": 10784.36, "text": " what is your bra size?"}, {"start": 10784.36, "end": 10799.480000000001, "text": " Be-be-be-be-be-be-and-be-and-be-seventy-five-seventy-five-be, I think."}, {"start": 10799.480000000001, "end": 10801.480000000001, "text": " I've grown since puberty."}, {"start": 10801.480000000001, "end": 10803.480000000001, "text": " Holy fucking tits!"}, {"start": 10803.480000000001, "end": 10805.480000000001, "text": " Shit!"}, {"start": 10805.480000000001, "end": 10807.480000000001, "text": " Jesus! Oh my god! Okay!"}, {"start": 10807.480000000001, "end": 10809.480000000001, "text": " Well you are a man, there's a woman in the name!"}, {"start": 10809.480000000001, "end": 10811.480000000001, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 10811.480000000001, "end": 10813.480000000001, "text": " Wow, okay!"}, {"start": 10813.48, "end": 10815.48, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 10818.92, "end": 10820.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 10830.119999999999, "end": 10835.46, "text": " Yeah, yeah, can you not wait stone out of here guys guys guys guys help me help me help me help me"}, {"start": 10865.460000000001, "end": 10870.44, "text": " I know my bad. That's my bad. I'm sorry. That's my fault"}, {"start": 10880.740000000002, "end": 10882.740000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10895.460000000001, "end": 10900.460000000001, "text": " I don't see the way to pull that."}, {"start": 10900.460000000001, "end": 10906.460000000001, "text": " Well, this makes me think about when my mental top overflows sometimes."}, {"start": 10906.460000000001, "end": 10907.460000000001, "text": " It happens."}, {"start": 10907.460000000001, "end": 10910.460000000001, "text": " Oh, I bet that's Rough Queen."}, {"start": 10910.460000000001, "end": 10911.460000000001, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 10911.460000000001, "end": 10912.460000000001, "text": " Yes, Queen."}, {"start": 10912.460000000001, "end": 10914.460000000001, "text": " Let's move on from that conversation."}, {"start": 10914.460000000001, "end": 10915.460000000001, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 10915.460000000001, "end": 10916.460000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10916.460000000001, "end": 10917.460000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 10917.460000000001, "end": 10918.460000000001, "text": " See that positive?"}, {"start": 10918.460000000001, "end": 10919.460000000001, "text": " Yes, it is."}, {"start": 10919.460000000001, "end": 10920.460000000001, "text": " Let's just..."}, {"start": 10920.460000000001, "end": 10924.460000000001, "text": " I can't really seem to close up the blood hole."}, {"start": 10924.460000000001, "end": 10929.460000000001, "text": " and the top of the right right the blood hole"}, {"start": 10929.460000000001, "end": 10934.460000000001, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 10934.460000000001, "end": 10938.460000000001, "text": " I'm safe now"}, {"start": 10938.460000000001, "end": 10941.460000000001, "text": " you get that from your mama"}, {"start": 10941.460000000001, "end": 10944.460000000001, "text": " you know that"}, {"start": 10944.460000000001, "end": 10948.460000000001, "text": " okay yeah let's go upstairs let's go upstairs"}, {"start": 10948.460000000001, "end": 10950.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10950.460000000001, "end": 10952.460000000001, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10952.460000000001, "end": 10954.460000000001, "text": " We're almost done."}, {"start": 10956.460000000001, "end": 10958.460000000001, "text": " Oh, we're going up to the block."}, {"start": 10958.460000000001, "end": 10960.460000000001, "text": " Where are we going? Okay."}, {"start": 10960.460000000001, "end": 10962.460000000001, "text": " Are we glaring over?"}, {"start": 10962.460000000001, "end": 10964.460000000001, "text": " This feels like a real..."}, {"start": 10964.460000000001, "end": 10966.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, no big deal."}, {"start": 10966.460000000001, "end": 10968.460000000001, "text": " I was just fighting the under..."}, {"start": 10968.460000000001, "end": 10970.460000000001, "text": " um, the under..."}, {"start": 10970.460000000001, "end": 10972.460000000001, "text": " under panel bottles."}, {"start": 10972.460000000001, "end": 10974.460000000001, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 10974.460000000001, "end": 10976.460000000001, "text": " It's hard beating a woman."}, {"start": 10976.460000000001, "end": 10979.900000000001, "text": " it seems it is it is it isn't as easy as it seems"}, {"start": 10985.980000000001, "end": 10986.460000000001, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 10989.740000000002, "end": 10994.62, "text": " i mean i feel so welcome by all these female strength"}, {"start": 10997.500000000002, "end": 11001.26, "text": " raw female strength raw female strength exactly"}, {"start": 11006.460000000001, "end": 11008.460000000001, "text": " Look at you, you're a girl."}, {"start": 11008.460000000001, "end": 11010.460000000001, "text": " Yes, oh yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11010.460000000001, "end": 11011.460000000001, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 11011.460000000001, "end": 11013.460000000001, "text": " No, it's a rat."}, {"start": 11014.460000000001, "end": 11015.460000000001, "text": " Sorry to go on."}, {"start": 11015.460000000001, "end": 11017.460000000001, "text": " No, that's just Dr. Maldi."}, {"start": 11019.460000000001, "end": 11021.460000000001, "text": " He just does stuff like that?"}, {"start": 11021.460000000001, "end": 11023.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, don't mind him."}, {"start": 11024.460000000001, "end": 11026.460000000001, "text": " No, I don't know much about that guy."}, {"start": 11026.460000000001, "end": 11028.460000000001, "text": " I mean, it's a torches."}, {"start": 11028.460000000001, "end": 11030.460000000001, "text": " Well, he pretty much saved my life, so that's..."}, {"start": 11030.460000000001, "end": 11031.460000000001, "text": " He did?"}, {"start": 11031.460000000001, "end": 11032.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11032.460000000001, "end": 11035.460000000001, "text": " I served jury duty with him once, seemed pretty chill."}, {"start": 11035.460000000001, "end": 11038.02, "text": " would write it in the box"}, {"start": 11038.02, "end": 11042.460000000001, "text": " and i have to be a lot of my stuff behind that like something"}, {"start": 11042.460000000001, "end": 11045.34, "text": " that you say that but you say back"}, {"start": 11045.34, "end": 11046.42, "text": " uh-huh"}, {"start": 11046.42, "end": 11047.660000000002, "text": " back off these ladies"}, {"start": 11047.660000000002, "end": 11048.460000000001, "text": " all right"}, {"start": 11048.460000000001, "end": 11052.26, "text": " he's not sure what i made a real truth"}, {"start": 11052.26, "end": 11055.980000000001, "text": " he made a powerment over there"}, {"start": 11055.980000000001, "end": 11058.42, "text": " yeah i'm not gonna lie really"}, {"start": 11058.42, "end": 11061.300000000001, "text": " bitch"}, {"start": 11061.300000000001, "end": 11062.980000000001, "text": " he called him a bitch"}, {"start": 11062.980000000001, "end": 11065.34, "text": " wait"}, {"start": 11065.34, "end": 11068.34, "text": " I messed up bad, and I hit one of them earlier."}, {"start": 11069.34, "end": 11070.34, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 11071.34, "end": 11073.34, "text": " Oh, you are literally that..."}, {"start": 11073.34, "end": 11075.34, "text": " I would have called him a gentleman."}, {"start": 11076.34, "end": 11078.34, "text": " Ugh, if he wasn't so female."}, {"start": 11080.34, "end": 11081.34, "text": " I'll put him on the couch."}, {"start": 11081.34, "end": 11082.34, "text": " What's wrong?"}, {"start": 11083.34, "end": 11085.34, "text": " What's the next step of ladies' night?"}, {"start": 11085.34, "end": 11087.34, "text": " The next step? I mean..."}, {"start": 11088.34, "end": 11091.34, "text": " I mean, uh, destroying the patriarch, right?"}, {"start": 11091.34, "end": 11093.34, "text": " Just, straight away."}, {"start": 11093.34, "end": 11106.78, "text": " away dismantle it yes yes right yes sir let's just say one thing we hate"}, {"start": 11106.78, "end": 11111.460000000001, "text": " about men period you're eating quay yeah why don't you go"}, {"start": 11111.460000000001, "end": 11119.3, "text": " oh so many oh my gosh actually online mustache you don't mind mustache actually"}, {"start": 11119.300000000001, "end": 11121.300000000001, "text": " Think that they can be quite sexy"}, {"start": 11125.660000000002, "end": 11134.86, "text": " Only mustaches, but beard included or just only the mustach. I just really like facial hair"}, {"start": 11136.1, "end": 11141.640000000001, "text": " Okay, all of it. So you don't mind sometimes I have a mustache so I can't even"}, {"start": 11145.640000000001, "end": 11147.640000000001, "text": " You heard"}, {"start": 11149.300000000001, "end": 11151.300000000001, "text": " I can just keep doing this."}, {"start": 11151.300000000001, "end": 11152.300000000001, "text": " The hair?"}, {"start": 11152.300000000001, "end": 11153.300000000001, "text": " You don't need that hair."}, {"start": 11153.300000000001, "end": 11155.300000000001, "text": " You don't need the chest hair in life."}, {"start": 11155.300000000001, "end": 11161.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't like when they have chests from their belly button to their pubes."}, {"start": 11161.300000000001, "end": 11163.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, I see what she's getting."}, {"start": 11163.300000000001, "end": 11171.300000000001, "text": " But if you have like, if you have like a Persian carpet, like all the way, I can see what they're coming from."}, {"start": 11171.300000000001, "end": 11174.300000000001, "text": " But if you have like spotty chest hair, that's disgusting."}, {"start": 11174.300000000001, "end": 11176.300000000001, "text": " It is disgusting."}, {"start": 11176.300000000001, "end": 11178.300000000001, "text": " Yes, yes."}, {"start": 11178.300000000001, "end": 11181.900000000001, "text": " Yeah, can I do a view of that all along?"}, {"start": 11182.460000000001, "end": 11183.900000000001, "text": " Where are you selling it?"}, {"start": 11188.7, "end": 11190.460000000001, "text": " Who invited these men here?"}, {"start": 11193.580000000002, "end": 11195.340000000002, "text": " No, no, not these men, these pig men."}, {"start": 11197.02, "end": 11198.7, "text": " Not these lovely ladies, of course."}, {"start": 11201.900000000001, "end": 11203.660000000002, "text": " Oh, okay. Well, then what the hell?"}, {"start": 11203.66, "end": 11207.66, "text": " I killed all of them and it's been a problem ever."}, {"start": 11207.66, "end": 11209.66, "text": " What money do you need?"}, {"start": 11209.66, "end": 11211.66, "text": " Sorry, move it as well. Shoulder hair?"}, {"start": 11211.66, "end": 11213.66, "text": " What's with the shoulder hair?"}, {"start": 11213.66, "end": 11216.66, "text": " Why are we still talking about men's body hair?"}, {"start": 11216.66, "end": 11218.66, "text": " Anywhere."}, {"start": 11218.66, "end": 11221.66, "text": " This is so cool though."}, {"start": 11221.66, "end": 11225.66, "text": " Typical men ruining a lady's night."}, {"start": 11225.66, "end": 11227.66, "text": " These are some men."}, {"start": 11227.66, "end": 11229.66, "text": " With their fitting fireballs."}, {"start": 11229.66, "end": 11236.3, "text": " When men ruin the ladies nights and show up yes, and it's like what we're trying to have ladies night"}, {"start": 11236.3, "end": 11239.88, "text": " And they're not even a lady. It's like what what are you even doing here?"}, {"start": 11243.22, "end": 11245.22, "text": " The handle it 2026"}, {"start": 11246.86, "end": 11248.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 11252.7, "end": 11254.7, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 11254.7, "end": 11264.34, "text": " your bush well in the winter in the winter summer I have like a like a"}, {"start": 11264.34, "end": 11271.900000000001, "text": " right okay all right what do we do I think I think we progress okay bush"}, {"start": 11271.900000000001, "end": 11280.62, "text": " braiding in this thing yes feels like progress huge very cute okay let's see"}, {"start": 11280.62, "end": 11287.62, "text": " I don't know, like, are we supposed to just, like, go through this massive field of blood until we find something worth it?"}, {"start": 11287.62, "end": 11290.62, "text": " It's like a female fishing quest or something, after all."}, {"start": 11290.62, "end": 11291.62, "text": " Oh, that means..."}, {"start": 11291.62, "end": 11293.62, "text": " Um... yeah."}, {"start": 11294.62, "end": 11295.62, "text": " Where is anything?"}, {"start": 11295.62, "end": 11296.62, "text": " I hear them."}, {"start": 11299.62, "end": 11300.62, "text": " You hear them."}, {"start": 11301.62, "end": 11302.62, "text": " Ladies!"}, {"start": 11302.62, "end": 11303.62, "text": " Oh, there they are!"}, {"start": 11306.62, "end": 11307.62, "text": " Hey, Lace!"}, {"start": 11337.62, "end": 11347.94, "text": " nothing oh wow female and the women and their indecisiveness right yeah oh you"}, {"start": 11347.94, "end": 11355.78, "text": " say you you have the ability to find a portalist yes yes yes I said that"}, {"start": 11355.78, "end": 11364.5, "text": " it and don't listen to you okay okay okay okay yeah ladies ladies come here"}, {"start": 11364.5, "end": 11366.5, "text": " Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!"}, {"start": 11366.5, "end": 11370.5, "text": " Just as ladies stock finding portals, that's what we do."}, {"start": 11370.5, "end": 11373.5, "text": " Oh yes, I can do that for us!"}, {"start": 11373.5, "end": 11375.5, "text": " Okay, just give me a moment, give me a moment, give me a moment."}, {"start": 11375.5, "end": 11377.5, "text": " Just, just come on!"}, {"start": 11377.5, "end": 11379.5, "text": " Oh, welcome back ladies!"}, {"start": 11379.5, "end": 11381.5, "text": " Hello ladies."}, {"start": 11384.5, "end": 11388.5, "text": " She's sniffing out the portal, it's like she's lashing or something."}, {"start": 11388.5, "end": 11395.5, "text": " You are so amazing."}, {"start": 11395.5, "end": 11413.06, "text": " Thank you, thank you, we are right, there is a fortress that is going to be, okay, just"}, {"start": 11413.06, "end": 11416.16, "text": " come around here ladies, just keep following me."}, {"start": 11416.16, "end": 11419.88, "text": " Just keep on following me."}, {"start": 11419.88, "end": 11420.88, "text": " We are not too far."}, {"start": 11420.88, "end": 11422.88, "text": " It's like a syphilis gets all over again."}, {"start": 11422.88, "end": 11423.88, "text": " Fighting for feminism."}, {"start": 11423.88, "end": 11429.36, "text": " You guys see this right here?"}, {"start": 11429.36, "end": 11431.48, "text": " This is one."}, {"start": 11431.48, "end": 11434.48, "text": " Right over that, over yonder."}, {"start": 11434.48, "end": 11442.48, "text": " Right, um, what is this break, who built this?"}, {"start": 11442.48, "end": 11447.48, "text": " Just a lady like Noy does nothing to see here."}, {"start": 11447.48, "end": 11448.48, "text": " Just ignore that."}, {"start": 11448.48, "end": 11449.48, "text": " Oh no, gracious."}, {"start": 11449.48, "end": 11450.48, "text": " Just ignore that."}, {"start": 11450.48, "end": 11451.48, "text": " Going through the lava."}, {"start": 11451.48, "end": 11454.48, "text": " She is the one."}, {"start": 11454.48, "end": 11455.48, "text": " I think she is."}, {"start": 11455.48, "end": 11464.48, "text": " She's the one who set us women free to get, because to make even amounts of money like"}, {"start": 11464.48, "end": 11465.48, "text": " the men."}, {"start": 11465.48, "end": 11466.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11466.48, "end": 11469.48, "text": " Just behind this cliff, there's even pay I think."}, {"start": 11469.48, "end": 11472.74, "text": " There's gonna be that and a fortress behind this. There's gonna be equal pay both"}, {"start": 11474.0, "end": 11476.0, "text": " Bored at the same time that's"}, {"start": 11480.32, "end": 11482.32, "text": " We have to eat up ladies"}, {"start": 11483.0, "end": 11488.64, "text": " Oh, yes, avocado toast the thing we like right yes, we like avocado toast"}, {"start": 11488.64, "end": 11506.76, "text": " yes we love it we should just actually we should just play a game oh yes"}, {"start": 11506.76, "end": 11511.519999999999, "text": " fuck it like yeah I don't even know why we've been looking for a fortress and we"}, {"start": 11511.519999999999, "end": 11518.119999999999, "text": " could be playing games okay you're gonna tell them or you guys why are we then"}, {"start": 11518.12, "end": 11521.400000000001, "text": " We don't even need a fortress. I just realized yes, we could just"}, {"start": 11526.68, "end": 11530.12, "text": " No, we don't even know no, it's okay like we just"}, {"start": 11537.08, "end": 11539.08, "text": " We're gonna play a game"}, {"start": 11545.720000000001, "end": 11547.720000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11548.12, "end": 11549.960000000001, "text": " We're gonna just, let's just go to the,"}, {"start": 11549.960000000001, "end": 11552.320000000002, "text": " why don't we go to the theme park and have ladies sign?"}, {"start": 11552.320000000002, "end": 11557.320000000002, "text": " Well, she has so much way to walk and she picked this."}, {"start": 11559.36, "end": 11563.92, "text": " Well, you can't, well, I think she's gonna be lost"}, {"start": 11563.92, "end": 11566.640000000001, "text": " and now she won't, I think we should be nice to her"}, {"start": 11566.640000000001, "end": 11569.560000000001, "text": " along with her and just say, yes, okay, Katie."}, {"start": 11569.560000000001, "end": 11571.880000000001, "text": " We'll go to the theme park, of course."}, {"start": 11571.880000000001, "end": 11573.84, "text": " Yeah, okay, I got it."}, {"start": 11573.84, "end": 11574.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11574.68, "end": 11576.68, "text": " But, I don't go."}, {"start": 11576.68, "end": 11584.48, "text": " yes yes yes guys can I be honest with you yeah I don't know what the fuck I'm"}, {"start": 11584.48, "end": 11588.52, "text": " doing I don't know what I'm doing no I don't know what I'm doing I don't know I"}, {"start": 11588.52, "end": 11596.44, "text": " really don't I don't know we agree we agree with your plan"}, {"start": 11596.44, "end": 11602.12, "text": " I'm the worst woman ever I'm the worst woman ever and I deserve all of my rights"}, {"start": 11602.12, "end": 11604.12, "text": " There are a lot worse woman"}, {"start": 11608.400000000001, "end": 11610.740000000002, "text": " What's the wife of Hitler called again"}, {"start": 11617.400000000001, "end": 11619.400000000001, "text": " Use this philosophy"}, {"start": 11627.6, "end": 11630.320000000002, "text": " No, I'll save you somebody save her"}, {"start": 11632.12, "end": 11634.12, "text": " Somebody sit here"}, {"start": 11646.2, "end": 11649.2, "text": " Let's try to get a turn of load out try to be a hero"}, {"start": 11649.2, "end": 11651.2, "text": " Maybe spit!"}, {"start": 11651.2, "end": 11653.2, "text": " I'm just..."}, {"start": 11653.2, "end": 11655.2, "text": " Ah, she's out!"}, {"start": 11655.2, "end": 11657.2, "text": " I'm good for nothing."}, {"start": 11657.2, "end": 11659.2, "text": " Gislain Maxwell is pretty awful."}, {"start": 11659.2, "end": 11661.2, "text": " Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 11661.2, "end": 11663.2, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 11663.2, "end": 11665.2, "text": " Yeah, definitely worse, okay."}, {"start": 11665.2, "end": 11667.2, "text": " Thank you, that makes me feel a lot better."}, {"start": 11667.2, "end": 11669.2, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 11669.2, "end": 11671.2, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11671.2, "end": 11673.2, "text": " Okay, so now what?"}, {"start": 11673.2, "end": 11675.2, "text": " They kinda left us behind, Katie."}, {"start": 11675.2, "end": 11678.36, "text": " They kinda left us behind, Katie."}, {"start": 11678.36, "end": 11682.68, "text": " I don't know, I suck as a woman."}, {"start": 11682.68, "end": 11686.240000000002, "text": " I fucking suck at everything."}, {"start": 11686.240000000002, "end": 11689.44, "text": " Oh well, I think we found him again."}, {"start": 11689.44, "end": 11691.12, "text": " I'm fucking burning again."}, {"start": 11691.12, "end": 11692.12, "text": " It's worse!"}, {"start": 11692.12, "end": 11698.04, "text": " That's not because you're a woman, I suck at minecraft as well and I'm a woman now."}, {"start": 11698.04, "end": 11699.44, "text": " But you are a woman, so..."}, {"start": 11699.44, "end": 11702.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, okay, maybe it's a women's gene."}, {"start": 11702.64, "end": 11706.34, "text": " Now they're all up there, a 30,000 feet ahead of us, and..."}, {"start": 11706.34, "end": 11706.84, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11706.84, "end": 11707.84, "text": " We're never gonna get it back."}, {"start": 11707.84, "end": 11712.539999999999, "text": " And I was acting like John the Arch, who didn't want to be a woman or something."}, {"start": 11712.539999999999, "end": 11713.34, "text": " I thought about his..."}, {"start": 11713.34, "end": 11715.039999999999, "text": " Wow, you know so much about women."}, {"start": 11715.74, "end": 11717.439999999999, "text": " I mean, of course! I love women!"}, {"start": 11717.439999999999, "end": 11719.74, "text": " You're a better woman than I am. Where the hell are they?"}, {"start": 11719.74, "end": 11721.439999999999, "text": " I'm over... I'm over girls night!"}, {"start": 11721.439999999999, "end": 11722.84, "text": " I have no idea. Now I'm losing you."}, {"start": 11722.84, "end": 11726.14, "text": " I'm over girls night. I'm over girls night. I'm over girls night. I'm over girls night."}, {"start": 11726.14, "end": 11726.64, "text": " I'm over... I'm over..."}, {"start": 11726.64, "end": 11728.64, "text": " Okay, that's not happening. Men night!"}, {"start": 11729.84, "end": 11731.439999999999, "text": " We're having men night then."}, {"start": 11731.44, "end": 11733.44, "text": " You can be a man now."}, {"start": 11733.44, "end": 11735.44, "text": " Maybe you're better at that."}, {"start": 11735.44, "end": 11739.44, "text": " Maybe. I probably should go to non-binary night."}, {"start": 11739.44, "end": 11741.44, "text": " Okay, that's fine with me as well."}, {"start": 11741.44, "end": 11743.44, "text": " Gender fluid milk?"}, {"start": 11743.44, "end": 11749.44, "text": " We can go with the waves of what they bring to us."}, {"start": 11749.44, "end": 11753.44, "text": " I'm going to go ride the rides to take my mind off of this. Seriously."}, {"start": 11753.44, "end": 11760.44, "text": " Is that a LGBT thing? Ride the rides? Like just go with the flow?"}, {"start": 11760.44, "end": 11768.04, "text": " Yeah, it's an LGBT thing. It's people who are LGBT. They like like Disneyland and shit like that."}, {"start": 11768.92, "end": 11774.68, "text": " Where even are you? One of the letters was for Disney adults. Yeah, LGBTD."}, {"start": 11776.84, "end": 11779.640000000001, "text": " Disney adults. Yeah, okay. Well, are you"}, {"start": 11781.800000000001, "end": 11787.800000000001, "text": " below me? Yeah, I'm down here. I'm just down here thinking about my thoughts and just"}, {"start": 11787.800000000001, "end": 11798.800000000001, "text": " I'm going to the theme park. I'm not even kidding. Hey, you go to the theme park. Hey, I think you did an excellent job."}, {"start": 11798.800000000001, "end": 11811.800000000001, "text": " Thank you. Hey, this girl, you, you, you were above gender, I think. Well, thank you. Right. It's like, I don't even need a label."}, {"start": 11811.800000000001, "end": 11817.920000000002, "text": " I think is what I proof today. I think we none of us need a label. Mm-hmm. Thank you"}, {"start": 11817.920000000002, "end": 11824.36, "text": " We just uh the hard ones what the hard ones and we're just following it. That's so beautiful"}, {"start": 11825.160000000002, "end": 11827.160000000002, "text": " Come here shop. Oh, oh"}, {"start": 11827.480000000001, "end": 11831.02, "text": " Come on. I think I'm well. I don't know where my"}, {"start": 11831.2, "end": 11838.320000000002, "text": " Realist give me a second. Come here. Okay. Okay. Well, I think we've done a lot of healing"}, {"start": 11838.32, "end": 11843.08, "text": " Yeah, I needed this a lot of nasty stuff about you Katie behind your back"}, {"start": 11843.08, "end": 11850.5, "text": " You should know like they asked me where is Katie and I was all like she's probably drowning kittens in a shallow pool"}, {"start": 11850.5, "end": 11856.44, "text": " Because she wants to feel them struggle a bit. I said those things and I should have that what else did you say?"}, {"start": 11860.46, "end": 11865.46, "text": " Mostly cat wrangling stuff, so no real personal stuff"}, {"start": 11868.32, "end": 11875.32, "text": " I saw those... I saw those images on the TV with you killing the cat and then you laughing."}, {"start": 11875.32, "end": 11878.32, "text": " It struck a chord within me."}, {"start": 11878.32, "end": 11883.32, "text": " But now I think maybe Katie was right and that cat was evil."}, {"start": 11883.32, "end": 11885.32, "text": " She saw it in his walls."}, {"start": 11885.32, "end": 11889.32, "text": " Thank you. Thank you for coming around. I think we both healed today."}, {"start": 11889.32, "end": 11892.32, "text": " I think we did. We healed."}, {"start": 11892.32, "end": 11896.32, "text": " We healed us girls. Girl power on three."}, {"start": 11896.32, "end": 11901.82, "text": " Well, we just said gender, the gender stuff is irrelevant."}, {"start": 11901.82, "end": 11904.039999999999, "text": " Gender power on three."}, {"start": 11904.039999999999, "end": 11909.24, "text": " I bet it's like a new age power rangers."}, {"start": 11909.24, "end": 11910.24, "text": " The gender rangers."}, {"start": 11910.24, "end": 11913.32, "text": " Oh, we're the gender rangers."}, {"start": 11913.32, "end": 11914.32, "text": " Gender rangers on three."}, {"start": 11914.32, "end": 11915.32, "text": " I'm pink."}, {"start": 11915.32, "end": 11916.32, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 11916.32, "end": 11917.32, "text": " Gender rangers."}, {"start": 11917.32, "end": 11918.32, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 11918.32, "end": 11919.32, "text": " Thank you, Shapo."}, {"start": 11919.32, "end": 11920.32, "text": " That felt great."}, {"start": 11920.32, "end": 11922.32, "text": " Now I'm going home to my wife and kid."}, {"start": 11922.32, "end": 11928.92, "text": " Now I'm going home to my wife and kids to tell them about the adventure that I've been on."}, {"start": 11928.92, "end": 11929.92, "text": " Me too."}, {"start": 11929.92, "end": 11932.48, "text": " You have a wife and kid as well?"}, {"start": 11932.48, "end": 11933.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11933.48, "end": 11934.48, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 11934.48, "end": 11937.88, "text": " Wife and kids on three."}, {"start": 11937.88, "end": 11939.88, "text": " Wife and kids on three."}, {"start": 11939.88, "end": 11941.88, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 11941.88, "end": 11942.88, "text": " Wife and kids!"}, {"start": 11942.88, "end": 11943.88, "text": " Wife and kids!"}, {"start": 11943.88, "end": 11944.88, "text": " And one more thing."}, {"start": 11944.88, "end": 11945.88, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 11945.88, "end": 11946.88, "text": " Those jolly candies at Walmart."}, {"start": 11946.88, "end": 11947.88, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 11947.880000000001, "end": 11949.880000000001, "text": " Candy's"}, {"start": 11967.960000000001, "end": 11970.84, "text": " Like my I might like my drop juicy"}, {"start": 11972.36, "end": 11974.36, "text": " I don't see"}, {"start": 11977.880000000001, "end": 11983.480000000001, "text": " Yeah, bye wish I could take you but I don't have I don't I don't have a bow"}, {"start": 11985.080000000002, "end": 11987.080000000002, "text": " No problem"}, {"start": 11988.6, "end": 11991.560000000001, "text": " You can do it girl or non-binary whatever"}, {"start": 11998.84, "end": 12002.36, "text": " I needed that I needed that that was so funny"}, {"start": 12002.36, "end": 12009.36, "text": " Okay, I have to leave girls name because I want to go watch Tomatay's FOD and I want"}, {"start": 12009.36, "end": 12012.36, "text": " to see if there's any last thing I want to hit on the theme park."}, {"start": 12012.36, "end": 12015.36, "text": " I think I got most of it."}, {"start": 12015.36, "end": 12017.36, "text": " There are most of the rides."}, {"start": 12017.36, "end": 12019.36, "text": " I literally think I did everything."}, {"start": 12019.36, "end": 12021.36, "text": " The theme park is fun."}, {"start": 12021.36, "end": 12024.36, "text": " My favorite ride is the roller coaster."}, {"start": 12024.36, "end": 12031.36, "text": " Oh, let's go watch Tomatay's and and and Pappino's too."}, {"start": 12031.36, "end": 12032.2, "text": " Peanuts, Joe."}, {"start": 12041.140000000001, "end": 12042.84, "text": " Like what the fuck is my corridor?"}, {"start": 12046.300000000001, "end": 12047.220000000001, "text": " Yeah, disconnect."}, {"start": 12051.08, "end": 12051.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12053.220000000001, "end": 12055.26, "text": " Whew, what about prizes at the park?"}, {"start": 12055.26, "end": 12057.720000000001, "text": " All right, well, we'll visit the park another time."}, {"start": 12057.720000000001, "end": 12058.92, "text": " I'll visit the park another time."}, {"start": 12058.92, "end": 12059.980000000001, "text": " I will see everybody."}, {"start": 12059.98, "end": 12071.539999999999, "text": " Today, so many people were on, I wasn't able to get to make all of the rounds to everybody, but let's see."}, {"start": 12073.14, "end": 12076.859999999999, "text": " Okay, so,"}, {"start": 12079.42, "end": 12080.26, "text": " let me quit this."}, {"start": 12082.619999999999, "end": 12085.539999999999, "text": " WQSNP, more to come."}, {"start": 12089.98, "end": 12096.14, "text": " Chat, what is this twitch?"}, {"start": 12096.14, "end": 12097.14, "text": " Tomatito?"}, {"start": 12097.14, "end": 12110.18, "text": " Oh, me not even nine miles in twitch."}, {"start": 12110.18, "end": 12114.42, "text": " Oh man, my man, my man."}, {"start": 12114.42, "end": 12119.32, "text": " So what do we have now?"}, {"start": 12119.32, "end": 12128.24, "text": " For views like this, you gotta get out there, and afford Bronco or a pavement just to shift."}, {"start": 12128.24, "end": 12132.92, "text": " It goes over any type of terrain."}, {"start": 12132.92, "end": 12143.52, "text": " Enjoy open air freedom and capturing the lead."}, {"start": 12143.52, "end": 12149.52, "text": " To twitch turbo you get no ads on any stream. Is that what twitch turbo is?"}, {"start": 12153.52, "end": 12156.94, "text": " My gosh, I need to get twitch turbo. That's a good ass deal"}, {"start": 12162.04, "end": 12164.04, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 12165.76, "end": 12170.1, "text": " This is the start right here, I'm so confused"}, {"start": 12173.52, "end": 12183.880000000001, "text": " And why is it so dark?"}, {"start": 12183.880000000001, "end": 12184.880000000001, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 12184.880000000001, "end": 12185.880000000001, "text": " Babe!"}, {"start": 12185.880000000001, "end": 12186.880000000001, "text": " Babe!"}, {"start": 12186.880000000001, "end": 12208.84, "text": " right now! I should be there!"}, {"start": 12208.84, "end": 12229.12, "text": " He doesn't even know."}, {"start": 12229.12, "end": 12236.84, "text": " He doesn't even know."}, {"start": 12236.84, "end": 12238.84, "text": " I don't know if I can watch it!"}, {"start": 12238.84, "end": 12240.84, "text": " But I don't know if I can watch it! I'm not kidding!"}, {"start": 12253.84, "end": 12255.84, "text": " I'm about to throw up."}, {"start": 12266.84, "end": 12273.84, "text": " Come on, baby. Come on, baby, you're a fighter, baby!"}, {"start": 12290.32, "end": 12293.32, "text": " A longer 16 months? Thank you!"}, {"start": 12293.32, "end": 12294.32, "text": " Is that what it was?"}, {"start": 12309.32, "end": 12311.32, "text": " Oh no! No!"}, {"start": 12319.82, "end": 12320.82, "text": " Head!"}, {"start": 12323.32, "end": 12338.88, "text": " Babe, show that face card."}, {"start": 12338.88, "end": 12345.119999999999, "text": " Show that fucking face card, babe, right now."}, {"start": 12345.119999999999, "end": 12346.119999999999, "text": " Look at me, did it!"}, {"start": 12346.119999999999, "end": 12347.119999999999, "text": " He just did it!"}, {"start": 12347.119999999999, "end": 12348.119999999999, "text": " His back card, but still."}, {"start": 12348.119999999999, "end": 12349.119999999999, "text": " Look at him in his face card."}, {"start": 12349.119999999999, "end": 12350.119999999999, "text": " Run, now!"}, {"start": 12350.12, "end": 12353.560000000001, "text": " Oh god. Run!"}, {"start": 12359.0, "end": 12361.880000000001, "text": " No, no, no, oh my god, think how he was probably so scared."}, {"start": 12361.880000000001, "end": 12364.0, "text": " He probably was thinking about me."}, {"start": 12364.0, "end": 12366.2, "text": " He was probably thinking about me."}, {"start": 12368.0, "end": 12370.0, "text": " Looks the same from the front and the back."}, {"start": 12380.12, "end": 12382.12, "text": " I'm like actually I'm a shoe"}, {"start": 12394.880000000001, "end": 12396.880000000001, "text": " What the heck"}, {"start": 12399.900000000001, "end": 12403.660000000002, "text": " Yeah, if it's too much turn you can turn it off if it's too much"}, {"start": 12404.6, "end": 12406.6, "text": " Because this is like a lot for me to"}, {"start": 12406.6, "end": 12408.6, "text": " I don't know if you can hear it."}, {"start": 12408.6, "end": 12410.6, "text": " I don't know if you guys can hear it."}, {"start": 12422.6, "end": 12424.6, "text": " Babe, you know when it's like to get inside!"}, {"start": 12466.6, "end": 12474.18, "text": " Oh my gosh, oh my fucking gosh, he was so scared and he's like actually that's just somebody's"}, {"start": 12474.18, "end": 12475.18, "text": " baby by the way."}, {"start": 12475.18, "end": 12478.18, "text": " That's somebody's fucking baby."}, {"start": 12478.18, "end": 12482.380000000001, "text": " I don't think I should get in here."}, {"start": 12482.380000000001, "end": 12484.380000000001, "text": " And see he's panic typing."}, {"start": 12484.380000000001, "end": 12486.02, "text": " He doesn't usually misspell."}, {"start": 12486.02, "end": 12487.02, "text": " He's panic typing."}, {"start": 12487.02, "end": 12502.02, "text": " That's my baby, that's my fuckin' baby."}, {"start": 12502.02, "end": 12531.02, "text": " I'm about to farm it."}, {"start": 12531.02, "end": 12533.02, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12536.42, "end": 12538.42, "text": " Know what the hell boy"}, {"start": 12591.02, "end": 12592.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12596.02, "end": 12597.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12598.02, "end": 12599.02, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12606.02, "end": 12607.02, "text": " Let me go!"}, {"start": 12621.02, "end": 12626.02, "text": " Who said Elsa?"}, {"start": 12626.02, "end": 12631.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12631.02, "end": 12636.02, "text": " Tom?"}, {"start": 12636.02, "end": 12641.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 12641.02, "end": 12646.02, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 12646.02, "end": 12647.02, "text": " Hell."}, {"start": 12647.02, "end": 12650.380000000001, "text": " Okay, he said bye."}, {"start": 12650.380000000001, "end": 12653.54, "text": " Okay, he's not dead."}, {"start": 12653.54, "end": 12662.94, "text": " He's not dead."}, {"start": 12662.94, "end": 12663.94, "text": " What's pepe\u00f1os?"}, {"start": 12663.94, "end": 12669.380000000001, "text": " Don't know, he didn't become tomato sauce."}, {"start": 12669.380000000001, "end": 12671.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12671.380000000001, "end": 12675.78, "text": " Okay, it's time to lock the fuck in though."}, {"start": 12675.78, "end": 12681.1, "text": " Cuz that's that's heartbreaking. This is like I'm gonna be losing sleep over this"}, {"start": 12683.220000000001, "end": 12685.220000000001, "text": " Okay, Pino's"}, {"start": 12694.78, "end": 12698.140000000001, "text": " Hello, can anyone hear me?"}, {"start": 12705.78, "end": 12712.78, "text": " What? What? This is scary."}, {"start": 12712.78, "end": 12718.78, "text": " What is this fucking voice? This is scary."}, {"start": 12718.78, "end": 12723.78, "text": " This is actually crazy."}, {"start": 12723.78, "end": 12727.78, "text": " I mean, I don't know what I gotta do. I don't know what the fuck I have to do to find my"}, {"start": 12727.78, "end": 12728.78, "text": " husband, but I gotta do something."}, {"start": 12728.78, "end": 12729.78, "text": " Where is everyone?"}, {"start": 12729.78, "end": 12735.86, "text": " I've been an embarrassment of a life."}, {"start": 12735.86, "end": 12739.78, "text": " I need to travel to the end of the damn Earth for him."}, {"start": 12739.78, "end": 12743.78, "text": " I was told to come here for a task."}, {"start": 12743.78, "end": 12746.78, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 12746.78, "end": 12748.78, "text": " I cannot see."}, {"start": 12748.78, "end": 12751.78, "text": " I can only talk."}, {"start": 12751.78, "end": 12758.78, "text": " Where is everyone?"}, {"start": 12758.78, "end": 12761.78, "text": " I have an important task for my brother."}, {"start": 12769.78, "end": 12771.78, "text": " This voice is actually so cute."}, {"start": 12772.78, "end": 12775.78, "text": " I don't think I can find Katie here."}, {"start": 12777.78, "end": 12780.78, "text": " I hope Tom and Katie doesn't come out."}, {"start": 12783.78, "end": 12784.78, "text": " Where are we?"}, {"start": 12784.78, "end": 12785.78, "text": " They needed me."}, {"start": 12785.78, "end": 12789.78, "text": " Why does it look like this?"}, {"start": 12789.78, "end": 12791.78, "text": " They fucking needed me."}, {"start": 12791.78, "end": 12793.78, "text": " They fucking needed you, Katie."}, {"start": 12793.78, "end": 12795.78, "text": " They needed you, Katie."}, {"start": 12795.78, "end": 12797.78, "text": " It's so dark."}, {"start": 12797.78, "end": 12799.78, "text": " Where were you, Katie?"}, {"start": 12799.78, "end": 12801.78, "text": " This is unplayable."}, {"start": 12807.78, "end": 12809.78, "text": " No, this won't happen again."}, {"start": 12809.78, "end": 12811.78, "text": " This won't happen again."}, {"start": 12811.78, "end": 12813.78, "text": " I got a message from Cucarage."}, {"start": 12813.78, "end": 12815.78, "text": " Oh y'all just locked my ass in!"}, {"start": 12843.78, "end": 12844.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12844.78, "end": 12847.140000000001, "text": " Is any Ernie out there?"}, {"start": 12847.140000000001, "end": 12869.5, "text": " One percent of my power."}, {"start": 12869.5, "end": 12870.820000000002, "text": " You guys have seen..."}, {"start": 12870.820000000002, "end": 12871.820000000002, "text": " Inhuman power."}, {"start": 12871.82, "end": 12873.82, "text": " Maybe one percent."}, {"start": 12873.82, "end": 12875.82, "text": " Help someone."}, {"start": 12878.82, "end": 12883.82, "text": " You see maybe one percent of what's in here."}, {"start": 12886.82, "end": 12888.82, "text": " This is Harry."}, {"start": 12890.82, "end": 12892.82, "text": " Is he mad?"}, {"start": 12892.82, "end": 12894.82, "text": " Blacky?"}, {"start": 12894.82, "end": 12895.82, "text": " Anyone?"}, {"start": 12895.82, "end": 12897.82, "text": " Maybe they ain't coming."}, {"start": 12901.82, "end": 12903.82, "text": " Help"}, {"start": 12905.02, "end": 12907.02, "text": " And here for a task"}, {"start": 12911.98, "end": 12913.98, "text": " Well"}, {"start": 12916.66, "end": 12918.66, "text": " A ransom city"}, {"start": 12923.26, "end": 12927.64, "text": " If I go out if I should go closer I'm going to get lost"}, {"start": 12931.82, "end": 12938.82, "text": " The plushie!"}, {"start": 12938.82, "end": 12945.82, "text": " Follow the wall."}, {"start": 12945.82, "end": 12956.82, "text": " Little laggy there."}, {"start": 12956.82, "end": 12985.94, "text": " Yeah, he types fast as fuck."}, {"start": 12985.94, "end": 12987.94, "text": " Is he native?"}, {"start": 13009.94, "end": 13011.94, "text": " Maybe he doesn't misspell a damn word!"}, {"start": 13011.94, "end": 13018.94, "text": " Yeah, they got a words per minute for the admins or something."}, {"start": 13018.94, "end": 13027.94, "text": " Yeah, that was the skeleton that was in Nachos."}, {"start": 13027.94, "end": 13028.94, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 13028.94, "end": 13029.94, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 13029.94, "end": 13030.94, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 13030.94, "end": 13031.94, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 13031.94, "end": 13032.94, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 13032.94, "end": 13037.94, "text": " Sorry, this guy."}, {"start": 13037.94, "end": 13049.7, "text": " and those three poor babies shouldn't have seen that a dead body these poor"}, {"start": 13049.7, "end": 13054.58, "text": " baby like they don't need to be seeing that think about that that's gonna stick"}, {"start": 13054.58, "end": 13057.5, "text": " with them forever"}, {"start": 13057.5, "end": 13073.58, "text": " That's a good thing I have a therapy business."}, {"start": 13073.58, "end": 13092.1, "text": " I'm clenching my ass cheeks right now this is really I want you guys to know like I'm"}, {"start": 13092.1, "end": 13100.9, "text": " doing this for you guys and for to get get it for myself but I just want you to know"}, {"start": 13100.9, "end": 13108.039999999999, "text": " this this is tough for me and I want you guys to kind of respect that it's what I"}, {"start": 13108.039999999999, "end": 13115.539999999999, "text": " have to do but well that doesn't mean it's easy well doesn't make it any easier"}, {"start": 13130.9, "end": 13159.9, "text": " This reminds me that those plushies are 15% off right now."}, {"start": 13159.9, "end": 13179.539999999999, "text": " Okay, it reminds me that they were and now they're full price but that doesn't mean anything."}, {"start": 13179.539999999999, "end": 13180.74, "text": " I thought he was live."}, {"start": 13180.74, "end": 13181.74, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13181.74, "end": 13183.5, "text": " I thought he was still live or something."}, {"start": 13183.5, "end": 13186.9, "text": " Take Tina here."}, {"start": 13186.9, "end": 13195.9, "text": " Is it Tina Kitton?"}, {"start": 13195.9, "end": 13200.699999999999, "text": " How come there are the Federation members or women?"}, {"start": 13200.699999999999, "end": 13206.58, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 13206.58, "end": 13213.58, "text": " No Tina Mitt."}, {"start": 13213.58, "end": 13217.58, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 13217.58, "end": 13218.58, "text": " Was?"}, {"start": 13218.58, "end": 13219.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13219.58, "end": 13220.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13220.58, "end": 13221.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13221.58, "end": 13222.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13222.58, "end": 13223.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13223.58, "end": 13224.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13224.58, "end": 13225.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13225.58, "end": 13226.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13226.58, "end": 13227.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13227.58, "end": 13228.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13228.58, "end": 13229.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13229.58, "end": 13230.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13230.58, "end": 13231.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13231.58, "end": 13232.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13232.58, "end": 13233.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13233.58, "end": 13234.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 13234.58, "end": 13237.94, "text": " Quiet. Very, very quiet."}, {"start": 13237.94, "end": 13241.02, "text": " Will then be fucking quiet?"}, {"start": 13241.02, "end": 13243.42, "text": " Like, sorry."}, {"start": 13248.22, "end": 13250.42, "text": " Nacho was a girl before he started calling me."}, {"start": 13261.5, "end": 13264.22, "text": " Notice how only one of them was quiet as a damn mouse"}, {"start": 13264.220000000001, "end": 13267.220000000001, "text": " in this situation, only one of the three."}, {"start": 13294.220000000001, "end": 13309.220000000001, "text": " What does Pappino mean?"}, {"start": 13309.220000000001, "end": 13317.060000000001, "text": " Cucumber."}, {"start": 13317.060000000001, "end": 13320.460000000001, "text": " It just doesn't sound like it at all, so that's hard to remember."}, {"start": 13320.460000000001, "end": 13335.300000000001, "text": " Oh wait, their names are so cute."}, {"start": 13335.300000000001, "end": 13342.300000000001, "text": " Okay, last few minutes here."}, {"start": 13365.300000000001, "end": 13393.300000000001, "text": " I believe that's looking up."}, {"start": 13393.300000000001, "end": 13400.300000000001, "text": " It's so damn dark."}, {"start": 13423.300000000001, "end": 13445.300000000001, "text": " Fatal error has daddy voice."}, {"start": 13445.300000000001, "end": 13464.980000000001, "text": " find you wasn't three people get kidnapped"}, {"start": 13475.300000000001, "end": 13477.300000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 13477.300000000001, "end": 13479.300000000001, "text": " A good one."}, {"start": 13479.300000000001, "end": 13481.300000000001, "text": " Good girl?"}, {"start": 13481.300000000001, "end": 13483.300000000001, "text": " Good girl."}, {"start": 13491.300000000001, "end": 13493.300000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 13493.300000000001, "end": 13495.300000000001, "text": " It's a good one."}, {"start": 13505.300000000001, "end": 13515.460000000001, "text": " How do they think of all this shit?"}, {"start": 13515.460000000001, "end": 13524.1, "text": " And then create twitch accounts for all these damn foods?"}, {"start": 13524.1, "end": 13527.140000000001, "text": " What the hell's gonna happen to him?"}, {"start": 13527.14, "end": 13534.14, "text": " Yeah, like at this point, I just kidnapped him, like..."}, {"start": 13534.14, "end": 13541.14, "text": " Okay, so he's just hungry?"}, {"start": 13541.14, "end": 13547.14, "text": " Like, is that why he's just fucking hungry?"}, {"start": 13547.14, "end": 13553.14, "text": " Okay, that was it."}, {"start": 13553.14, "end": 13557.3, "text": " that was it I actually thought there would be I thought there was gonna be something else at the end"}, {"start": 13558.34, "end": 13565.539999999999, "text": " of tomatays and pepinos that was a little more telling I don't know what the fuck I just watched"}, {"start": 13567.22, "end": 13579.46, "text": " he did not eat them no he didn't no we didn't uh the fuck he didn't uh all right well"}, {"start": 13583.14, "end": 13591.26, "text": " Well, well, well, uh, let's rate, I'm thinking about rating, um, Alondrisa, I don't think"}, {"start": 13591.26, "end": 13595.74, "text": " I've rated her."}, {"start": 13595.74, "end": 13597.74, "text": " What's her twitch?"}, {"start": 13597.74, "end": 13601.82, "text": " Guys, I'll be here tomorrow."}, {"start": 13601.82, "end": 13606.42, "text": " I don't know what time, uh, probably the time I've been going, I can't give you an exact"}, {"start": 13606.42, "end": 13612.019999999999, "text": " time, probably like Alondrisa, is it just Alondrisa, okay, probably just around the"}, {"start": 13612.02, "end": 13615.78, "text": " time I've been going live Tuesday, I'm not going to be here, but then I'll be here the"}, {"start": 13615.78, "end": 13622.140000000001, "text": " rest of the week. Okay, so we will see what unfolds in the QSMP. Try to get some shit"}, {"start": 13622.140000000001, "end": 13631.26, "text": " going. And yeah, Gosha love to hurt. I hit this raid. You have to join the raid. Remember,"}, {"start": 13631.26, "end": 13635.140000000001, "text": " or else you're not going to go. I can do it in six seconds. Give me a second. I love"}, {"start": 13635.140000000001, "end": 13639.94, "text": " you guys. W Sunday stream. Thanks for watching. It's crazy one. And we'll see what we can"}, {"start": 13639.94, "end": 13644.5, "text": " get into this week. Bye, love you."}]}