you
I've been seeing a lot of people say that recently.
I do believe.
Thank you for the bits saying that my mic is fine, I believe.
Thank you.
Wait, this is all I have get your mic, girl.
Oh, no, that's what you said.
Okay, thank you, Diana, for the 100 bits.
I do believe that translates to $1.
So if anybody has any five below mic recommendations, I can get, well, with tax, actually, Diana,
I don't think I could get and I had actually think that twitch is going to take some of that dollar right there
So you've left me with possibly about 30 cents to work with Diana
And I actually appreciate that though because that that is I can't that is that is still money. That's still money
big Lord today
Here's the thing I know
Everybody's been asking that after I said it in that one stream. Of course, we're getting a new skin today
I messaged the admins, but they've just been like been asking me some questions
They said we can work with some stuff.
I don't think everything I'm going to know.
I think that they were telling me, you know, they do have some stuff planned as well.
They were just asking me my thoughts and opinions.
So I told them a couple of things, blah, blah, blah, yada, yada, yada, but who knows
when?
I don't know when.
You don't really talk.
You know, it's back and forth after W. Admin that I've been talking to, I sent them a message
this morning, but you know, they're on their own schedule, on timing.
So it'll happen when it happens.
It often wouldn't happen, but I cannot promise anything any single day every day every month of the year of the day
but we will get it at some point and
You know what?
Even in life sometimes because with our you have to just put a smile on your face
Everybody's fucking graduating damn W streams ricks W graduations. I am gonna play some today
day until maybe something else we'll see we'll just see the vibe today work on the HQ I know
I'm I'm right now my two main goals are to one get into some storylines talk to some people
I'm sure when I get on everybody is going to be on my fucking dick in both for when I get in
everybody's going to be like Katie bro like how we need to like so just watch but I have to do
Also my HQ. Those are my two main goals is just get into some storylines and also do my museum
And there's a couple things I want to edit with my HQ. I just the worst slowest fucking builder ever
So we really have to lock in
But I love you guys
We're gonna get in it. So, um
Whoever said no Kylie stream. Here's the thing. I know everybody always wants you to stream Friday. I didn't tell Riley
I said what we're gonna do, okay I can actually use y'all's help because I told her I wanna
make another song but I don't want to use the website we've been using before everybody
says oh god oh my oh fuck no okay oh it's actually saying some yeses I don't want to
use the where you have to set the instruments beats by beat by beat by beat by beat by beat
by beat I wouldn't like if anybody knows a website where you can kind of lay like layer
sound it's like longer beats you know I still want to build the beat but maybe
there's a little more help if somebody has any sort of software because
Scratch Band is good okay but can you get that on like Windows or is that
only like iPhone iOS and shit Max makes music okay because I don't want anything
too complex but possibly a new banner comes in well for sure I'm gonna
Forcer. I don't know Maxman music like that
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of people say band labs, which I thought was what we were using
So maybe I just have to play around with it more, but you can DM me to FL studio. Okay, okay, okay
I'll figure it out. We'll test some stuff, but let it in. Thank you for the five. Thank you going to the mic fund
Okay, just actually my pockets kitty beats
Okay, oh, I could ask multi, but I don't want some complex ass shit like I'm not I don't want
in something that cost $100 million a month.
Anyways. Okay, thank you guys. If you have any tips and tricks,
let me know. QSMP.Menu.Connect. This looks different.
Please cook this time. Yeah, I'm still deciding on what genre we want to do, but
we're kind of probably going to hit every genre at some point just randomly,
but I want to find a different app because we've been struggling.
We've been struggling, and that's okay.
Shut...
Okay! Silver and thank you for the five! Why don't I just get a pop quiz on entrance?
Why the fuck every time I log in every fucking time I log in it's like this and why is it like this also?
Who said hi to me?
Hello ladies, okay new update new flags new update
Where is everybody? Okay? Who's on?
Wow
What about channel then Katie is there gentle is there gentle is there gentle men on
Look above HQ
Don didn't do it don didn't fucking do it
Don
Collegiate! Don Cacklegiate!
No, no, no, try it again.
Don Cacklegiate!
No.
Wait, wait, Don Cacklain.
Lane.
Don Cacklain.
Lane. Don Cacklain.
Don Garplain.
Are you about to throw up?
What?
Don Cacklain.
line line line line line line. Yeah, that's that's that's a way you can just comment on you know. Oh
First of all, what the fuck are you wearing, George Washington?
Wow, I fuck shitting some of put
No, someone put it in our chest at Holland and they told us it was from Asia
But he should told us he did it so I don't know the Federation gave it to us. I think that's a nice fit
Look at these flip-flops. They're crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, those are dope.
First of all, I'm...
Yeah?
Who put this beacon on my building?
Who you think put that beacon there?
DAAAAAAAH!
You already know.
No, no, no.
Let's fucking go.
Hyper.
Check out that shit.
You see that shit lit up up there?
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Hyper, hyper, hyper, hyper.
Is that a beacon?
That pink beacon up there?
Oh, I see the pink beacon.
Did you add that?
Well, I think bro did.
Oh, you did.
I thought he killed a wither.
Those are the cops.
Those are the people.
I mean, I know what the wither is.
Yes, of course.
I know what a wither is, of course.
OK.
Right.
I think we all know what a wither is.
Yeah, we all do.
It's like the boss you kill to get a beacon.
Hyperwizz is a shrewd as a flag, by the way.
This is bullish.
I'm bullish.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yes, Don.
I want to show you it though.
I want to show you.
Okay, that, that, that, that.
Can I join on you?
Of course!
You're welcome.
Welcome to the HQ.
Okay.
Okay, so I put carpet right here because so it's nice, but look down.
It's fully diamond-beacon.
Look, you can come down here, I'll shove it this way, where you go down here, like it's
fully diamond.
It's a diamond-beacon.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. If I put stairs right here, okay, I'll just put the stairs in front of the beacon, actually
I'm gonna put because I was thinking about putting stairs right here. This is so sick. Oh
My gosh, I was literally gonna go try and kill a weather today. This made my day a lot easier. I'm gonna get literally I'm getting off
Well, I mean you could still go and kill a wither and put another
Well, you did that in another to a wither I have to know
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go try and kill a wither because I'm actually on my training arc right now
We actually wanna yeah, I'm trying around on the random desert somewhere. Yeah, I'm on my I'm doing my training arc
I'm trying to put myself through training. We should actually help you kill a wither. Yeah, it's like a school
I gave them away I had like 15
Would you give them to spider?
with her head. What if I do this? Nothing happens, but you get the pink color. You can change
the color. You can make it a gradient. Wait, let me show you guys my outfit, by the way.
You guys like my outfit? Oh, what's this? Is it like a... Oh, yeah, wait, that's not
I'm not supposed to be on me.
Oh, wait, what?
Well, I don't know how.
It's my KFC outfit.
Oh, KFC outfit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm training for purgatory in case I go.
In case you go?
How do you go to purgatory?
Well, I think everybody goes to.
Oh, you have to go?
I mean, well, if you don't log in, I mean, you could just not log in.
I was thinking about that.
Yeah, if you don't turn on your PC, like, what are you going to do?
Okay, and then you fight somebody or everybody
We can if we can team up then yeah, we should actually plan something
to sit in the back and like wait till the end yeah you would be fine I don't
think it would go after as long as you're not paired with everyone you would be fine
yeah you're fine oh shit well if I'm paired with them at least you won't go
with me what is this hat grandma disguise okay let's go fight a wither yeah
I'm trying to let's go fight the wither we need someone who has three withers
with her no I hardly know her okay kitty oh this is this is gonna be your
training work okay here to give me three weather skills me you and hyper are
gonna go somewhere and then we're gonna spawn it and then it's all you okay and
so what should I bring do you have a bottle you need a bow oh you need a bow
okay let me go to my house and come back yeah okay be right back I'm gonna get
I have a bow.
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me, I have to shoot it with a bow?
That's not on, is he?
I did forget to give him his plush yesterday, and I'm going to leave it in his mailbox!
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool. I didn't even want to fucking do anything. All that over
a mailbox? Yep, fully fucking crashed. Okay. That is my power. You guys are starting to
see that develop, click the box not the sign. They do not want me fighting a
wither. Super aura. Well then, how's it takes forever to boot up? Back it Riley's!
Thank you for the five! Thank you for the five! Yeah, they're saving the wither
actually. They're actually doing the wither a favor. But one thing about me, I'm not
actually a quitter. I don't give up. Sometimes in life, some people like to actually give up and
dig the easy way up. But me, no, I'm never gonna get up and give up. I'm actually gonna get back
up right back up on my feet again. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna fight and I'm gonna, you know,
I don't give up and I'm not a quitter.
Come on.
Remember when me and Molly went to gay club with her?
Yeah, and I fucking killed it, didn't I? Or did she help? She probably helped me kill it.
I don't think a winner will be that hard. I didn't know I had to hit it with a
shoot it with a bow though. That seems like they're purposely making it harder on me when I have a
fucking sword. Yeah, she killed it. She did all the work. Okay. Thank you. 10 hour stream. Okay.
Okay, let's try this again.
Okay, not responding.
Okay, here we go. Okay, hold on.
Why don't you guys see it?
What?
It's in my other backpack, isn't it?
Alright, we'll do that later.
So yeah, what the fuck is quackity statue?
I'm tired of this.
What even is that?
Kukurucha with the broad?
Guys, just the game is lagging, I think.
Thank you so much for the 10 it's like really laggy for me to be honest
Let me move something like
Was a long Theresa wanting this backpack back does he might know
Chow she like expecting it back crossbow
Arrows of Harming or what? Oh my gosh, she's the go. She's the go. Normal bow. And...
VICTORY NO THING FOR THE FIVE!
Okay, I'll just take these arrows. I don't really know what arrows to use.
Okay.
And then, let me go back to my HQ.
I'm gonna need to organize some of this shit.
I guess I'll be taking her stuff as well, or should I re- Ah, just be taking it.
It didn't look like she has anything that, you know, she needs- she didn't have any hats for me, which is not great, but...
What's all this?
Why is this in this hand? And because where's my tomato? Much, much better.
Step on it a little. All righty, all righty, here we go.
Let me shoot maybe a mob or something.
So what do we want?
What's your armor like?
Are you guys like really laggy or is that just me?
It's a little laggy.
A little, a little bit, a little bit.
Yeah, mine's like...
So you how you jump higher and run faster in your HQ, that's the beacon.
Oh, actually?
Yeah, you run fast.
You see your top right of the screen?
No way.
You have speed and dumplings in your HQ.
Oh, what the fuck?
I need to work on it today.
I'm putting a museum of myself in here, so I need to be like...
What's the idea behind the HQ?
What are you really doing here?
So I'm going to be putting a museum of my experience
all throughout this way.
And then I have, if you follow me, come up here.
I give you guys a nice tour.
This is where I'll be continuing my therapy.
Yeah, this is actually my private room. This is I'm supposed this is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely stay out of there so yep done so you can just no just say this is kind of my private room actually
Just stop judging. So don't
Don
What's her name
How do you well, don't worry about it come on okay, and then this is gonna be
She am I yeah, yeah, she basically basically
Yeah, so and then this this room over here, I don't know what the fuck is gonna be and then
This up here is my meeting and planning room. So
Pretty lit right look at a fucking beacon. Yeah, the beacon is sick
Yep, did that myself, designed and playing the whole thing.
I like that you're actually not using a schematic and you're being creative.
Thank you so much.
Imagine just you doing this shit with a schematic.
With the fucking cannon, yeah, piss me off.
Do you agree that it's kind of like AI? It's like you go on the water.
Yes, I think that it's cheating if you use a schematic.
I actually don't know why it's still in the end.
Yeah, and you're a bad human if you actually use it.
No, like actually go fuck yourself if you use it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, Katie, back to business.
Yes, back to business.
What are you wearing and what bow do you have?
Armor, netherite.
I do have a gold helmet on.
Tastes like enchanted.
Yeah, is that the set I gave you?
Yeah, I'm wearing what you gave me.
Okay, yeah, okay.
So she has full enchanted netherite set, okay?
I don't know where my helmet went.
I think it's on my other, no, it's in my other backpack,
which I have on me.
And then I have a regular bow.
A regular bow.
Why did he laugh?
What do you mean a regular bow?
I just, I just laughed.
I'm just surprised by your confidence that you think you're going to kill a
little bit with an enchanted bow.
Do you know me?
Do you know who you're talking to?
I'd love, I'd love to see.
Yeah, you don't?
Yeah, I have, um, I have these arrows of hormone.
That's good.
How many do you have?
Sixty?
Yeah, that would be enough.
Wait, what the fuck is the winner?
I beat the Ender Dragon, so I think I know what I'm doing.
Now you got this.
So what type of food do you have?
You got golden apples or what do you pop them?
I actually need to put all my other backpacks really quickly
because it has food in it.
Okay.
Golden apples, I have golden apples.
I have golden carrots.
right um and that's about it like damn like are you guys waiting for more it's
about all I'm not this is that's good yep should I give her pots I think she
can use pots yeah Katie take take this thanks so you throw this at yourself and
you will damage the wither yeah before you start fighting it you throw a
A string put on your feet. Okay. You do more than it. All right. So I suggest I'm a boat you guys somewhere to like, uh, to like a desert responded there. And then then we just you have to kill it.
Okay. And then it's like solo mission. Like, I'm just going to be firing at it until it's dead.
Me and hyper are just going to be standing back while you do the thing.
Let you know that if you if you're about to give up which you obviously won't but if you're like guys
I can't do what I'm giving up will help you out. But yeah, this is all you like we're not having you. I
Don't even fucking need it. This is good training
Yeah, it's really good training
We'll stop call for you along the way. Yeah, give me some comms and stuff and then watch I put on a shield or no
well
I have those schools that you so you need to defend yourself. Yeah, you need to dodge them
How do you use the shield? It's just on right? I'm just using it. You hold right click
Yeah, without without bow. Yes, you grab your sword and then right click. Oh
Yeah, okay. Oh, oh, oh, oh, this one's going fucking absolutely down
Fucking down. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you with the sink later. I don't have it yet, but I'll give me some
I'll get you some. All right, Katie, we can we can we can spawn almost three winners. So, you know,
Oh, three of us here. Oh, I'm not at one spot. Oh, this is fucking tired of dare you.
you. Well, I tied them. Well, I don't recommend that. Well, do you want to spend them? Well,
on the house. Yeah, above your house. No, we're I'm a boat and somewhere to just look
at it like a desert somewhere. Yeah, let's go to the, let's go to the waystone.
Let's go to the waystone. Get the show on the road. You ready, Katie? Oh, fuck. Yeah,
I'm ready a bad day to be a wither this is the big test exactly that's what I'm
saying okay get in I'll pick you up high for what's that
this one no no this is stay in the boat get out and hop back in what the hell
is this yeah don't worry about it I'll back in we need to go somewhere else
where it's a bit more open you see
get out of here okay getting out and waiting here getting out and waiting here
yeah getting out and waiting here picking up hyper
We're and bizarre
Okay training arc has started if I want to save my husband and I want to protect nacho
I have to be able to protect myself and fend for myself. So this is the first test
Do do I should I get my other golden apples out like?
Okay, I need more than, I need more than these carrots.
Holy backpacks.
The way I still don't even know what opens my backpack and what opens my inventory, I'm
just actually a bot.
I'm just a stupid ugly bot.
Holy shit, bro, you played the game, huh?
I'll play the game
Actually, we're gonna do is I'm a place
So I'ma give you one skull, okay?
Okay.
So I'ma make the wither and you could place the last skull
so you spawn it, okay?
So that goes on you.
You have to fucking make this thing?
Yeah, you have to make it.
I thought you knew.
No, I'm saying like,
I'm saying do we really have to fucking make this like guys?
I'm obviously gonna kill it, like I'm not like that.
Oh, like you feel like sorry for the...
Yeah, I'm like really guys?
This is like gonna be animal cruelty on stream.
Okay, give it one sec.
Don't place it yet.
You know what they called me, right?
You know my nickname?
What do they call them?
Katniss B.
So, right, you take the block, not yet, but if you're ready,
you place it right in the middle.
That's the last block.
Then it will have a countdown bar at the top of your screen,
which basically tells you it's like spawning,
and then it pops up and then it's all you okay?
Okay, Hyper, come back.
Oh, let's go, come back a little bit.
All right, arm.
You ready, boys?
You ready?
Katie, you got this.
Come on, go.
Let's fucking go, boys!
Let's fucking go!
Oh!
Crazy.
Should I shoot it now?
Woo!
Bitch!
Woo!
Oh, yeah.
Can I blow up?
Okay.
Okay! Stupid bitch! Stupid bitch!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah bitch!
Boom! You can't touch me! You can't touch me, son!
You cannot touch me, son!
Why am I doing this one damage per...
Ah!
Oh shit!
W movement!
Okay, am I doing good or do I suck?!
Oh, oh, oh, I stood up?
Oh black!
I'm out of line.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, take my time. Yes, yes, yes.
Headshot, two, two, three.
Whoo!
Punch it, bitch.
What?
Oh, okay.
Come down low on me.
Come down low on me, I dare you.
I dare you. Why have I done this instead of here too?
Like fucking barely. Do we have all day?
I was not aware we had all fucking day.
Stop!
You guys think I survived purgatory for real?
Okay, okay, thanks guys.
That's a fucking worst ball of cut here, stupid ass!
He doesn't even get close to me because he knows.
Okay, my bow is not doing anything.
Yeah, this bow fucking sucks.
AAAAAAAAH!
I mean I can get it if we have six hours.
I'm doing a lot better than this.
Woohoo!
It can't catch me.
Call me!
I've got one. I've got one.
I've got one more.
What about my hand?
It's kind of cramping.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, just shoot him! Shoot him move! Alright, I mean music is really extra. Oh wait, he's
like almost halfway!
Yeah, hey, hey! What do you think you're gonna do?
Hey!
Holy, is this a fucking blow at everything?
AHH! Fuck!
You don't want to see me in Purgatory!
That's it.
That I didn't find my opponent in Purgatory!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on, come on buddy, come on buddy!
Come down!
Fight like a real man!
Fight!
Fight me!
Boom!
Oh my god, don't run!
BOOM!
Another one!
Oh, you another one!
You another one!
Oh, look, I'm not done with you!
I'm not done with you!
Go to sleep!
Beat that bitch up!
Go to sleep!
Get your alcohol on him!
Yeah!
Nice.
Why don't you pick it?
She's out of breath.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
She's out of breath.
No, no, no.
I'm just, uh, sorry.
No, I'm definitely out of breath.
Was that quick?
You had to kill the wither.
Was it pretty fast or what?
Yeah, well, take the old trick.
You're like top 1% with that star. I just dropped you. That's that's the heart of the weather. You can buy it. You can make another bigger with it. Here, take your bow back. Take your bow back. Thank you.
Oh, let's go. Let's go.
Wait, guys, rate that.
Hey, that was sick. Like the bow thing, I mean, if you don't pull your bow all the way back, it doesn't really do damage.
Other than that, when it came down, you beat that motherfucker up, like you started swinging on him like...
Oh, bow!
When it was half HP, it went down and then it was quick from out there, like it went quick.
It's no biggie. Yeah, your bow helped a lot. Your bow helped a lot. I didn't know how to pull it all the way back.
just hold it to the map. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's an important
term. I'm a champion. Okay, so yeah, if you guys catch me in purgatory, I would just back
up. I would Loki disconnect. It's gonna be, it's gonna be something. It's gonna be something.
You guys think I'm ready? Yeah, I need more training against players. Because they're
Yeah, you need I need to actually try and fight somebody real
Yeah, I mean, yeah, don't you guys do?
Do like girls once in a while right now fight club right now. Yeah
Right now
Right now, okay, okay, okay. We'll go to fight look
Meet me at both of you
Both of us. Yeah
Just use your
oh you can use this
ok you wanna fight both? me? me?
you can fight shopple
yeah i'll fight, i'll fight whoever
call anybody! i don't give a shit
you need to go through it
i'll give a shit
no you get it, come in
oh wait this is the only one
who do you wanna fight?
who's the toughest opponent?
give me anybody
i'll fight shopple and fight anybody
shopple is the strongest
I'll call him. Yo, yeah. Hey, you guys want to see some blood? She wants to just kill the
winner and now she's ready to fight a player. So I'm going to shuffle your match. Are you going
to fight in the I gotta have to say already Katie, he's probably going to let you win.
I hope not. Regardless of his skill. Yeah, I hope not.
Maybe you should find another match that doesn't really hold back
I'll find anybody I said give me the best fire
Guys what is going on
Yeah, yeah, and now she wants to play. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, I'm glad you're training. This is very important. Thank you for having me, Miss Dawn. Yeah, no worries. So right now we're she wants to fight the best player on the server. Yeah. Oh, cool. Um, you should fight.
uh uh um you should find the hypersuit. You should find you ash. No i can't do that i'm uh i i can't do that i'm sick all right yeah i'll find anybody. We we send the team. I'm scared. Where is that supposed to mean? Nothing though. You're sick bastard. Ash, what is that supposed to mean? You're sick bastard bro. I can't find Katie dude come on let's. Now you're on. Why? Wait why?
Cuz it occurs on a phone. Hey, you are excuse me, but I'm not gonna get work
She's ready. What's yeah, what do you mean her we gave her strength also? She's ready to fight
For reals. Yeah, I'm like trying to fight the best player here
Don't mind don't mind
You know what? Just take this first elevator.
It's gonna get messy.
Hello guys.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Wait, wait.
Ma'am, careful.
It's very dangerous to enter.
Oh, shoot. Okay.
I'll wait for the next ride.
You didn't look at the 70s here, did you?
No! No.
Good, because I heard it's cursed if you look at it for too little.
I didn't see it. I didn't even know people walking across from me.
Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, I would be worried if I were if you watched it. So
Possibly it took maybe a quick glance
Okay, well if you if something shows up like if you start seeing things just let me know, okay
Yeah, hit the bad the other bad only if you're gonna lose though
I'm gonna lose
Are we putting all our stuff in the chest?
No, well depends on what type of fight you want to do like if you want to see armor fight no armor
Yeah, yeah, like just like saying no armor and shit
Yeah
That doesn't that doesn't make sense because you just get down right after the end of the time
Yeah, okay, that's fine
But that wasn't the thing when we made this. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. Okay, so wait guys everyone
I'm looking is there anything to see apart from purple blob
Why that's just really rude by the way
What you're saying is
I'm not saying that are you curious
As we probably has a huge personality that we have more
He is
I don't think I've heard music on the way this one. All right, just normal stick we just do normal stick
The regular stick
Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
Why does Katie have speed? You know what? We all have speed because it's a yeah
This way it's a beacon
Oh my
Now I look like a fucking pussy now. I look like a pussy
Let me check the discord.
It's that damn Cucaroochovill.
Everyone did?
Oh my god.
Offline.
Let me check the discord.
Is that a damn Cucaroochoville!
Wow!
Too much aura!
Cliffhanger!
I am, that's....
That's...
That's the second time I've been about to fight like that happens..
Does that make you wonder...
A little bit?
Hmm. Hmm. Somebody on the server holds special powers. I just don't know who.
Once is.
Once is a time twice is not a coincidence. What's the saying something like that.
Third eye opened.
Why does Katie wear a beanie all the time?
Something is right here.
There was a child when I was alone.
Nowhere to go and no place to call home.
My only friend was the man in the moon.
Even sometimes he would go away too.
Run, run, lost boy, they say to me, way from all the reality.
Well, server is still down.
So, um, Monday plans?
When the fuck is the multi-concert actually?
been talking about that for a minute. Like, I feel like ever since I said I was gonna
do it, like, all of a sudden he hasn't really been talking about it. Okay, I think some
people maybe, oh my gosh, if you sent bits a minute ago, the message went away, I think.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm fucking sorry.
Oh gosh
Whoa everybody follow wait guys, let's play a fun game. Let's play a fun game. Okay
Watch this
No, we're going no place to call home. Okay, I'm gonna show you guys you and I'm gonna show you what I never do
Okay, look, this is you guys. This is what I see. Okay filters. I never have unfollowers
I'm gonna turn on followers everybody jump a follow. Come on drop a follow
Whoo make it go crazy go crazy
Go crazy
Break twitch. Yeah, I'm breaking to it's baby
Everybody in shouts. Let's go fucking crazy
easy. Yeah, never miss a KD stream. What can you do next? Let's turn on those notifications.
Everybody is probably just on following the following. Follow to see your name. Sub to
to see your name in blue too.
I'll be reading out all subs.
See when one's gonna come in.
Let's see.
Wait, not on this sub.
Oh, oh, oh, thank you, thanks.
Thank you Max for the fun.
Thank you.
Okay, thank you, I'll turn it through for the sub in.
Taylor, they subbed Forrest and Killa Kayak with the five.
And I'm going to be thinking of all of the followers.
Caro, One Way G, and Dirt of the McCowboy, and Bufa, and Bofody's Nuts just subbed.
And okay, Sydney and Dan with the fives. W Dan and Sydney with the fives.
Oh my gosh, we should do this segment more.
Macho Macho with the five Paul mocha with the five is a server like
Supercrash because Katie be killed a wither
Oops
Oh, good job with the five Emma with the five
Funny if study anything one of them sub or some with the seven say with the stuff, okay? I
Stopped learning how to read. I just stopped learning how to read and I can't do it anymore
It's I'm taking the followers off everybody stop following no more followers from here on out seriously stop
Thank you for my subbies and re-subbies and followers
Let's fucking go. Oh my gosh, it's still down
Wow
Way to go and do you see why now I don't read every follower
You know, I get a lot of hate. I get probably people that mess with me every day saying
You didn't read my follow jump off a bridge you ugly worthless piece of shit.
And I've kind of haven't shown that side of twitch and I haven't shown that side of the
stream kind of that back end.
And I finally feel vulnerable enough with you guys to show that.
And I kind of hope that maybe some of you guys can have some empathy and some understanding
now for why I don't do that.
And it's not because I don't want to.
They said restart everything.
So let me restart.
Restart launcher.
It's tough.
I can't tell if you're being frail.
I'm about as serious as a heart attack.
I'm as serious as a period cramp.
No saying.
So the server did crash.
Dude, I wonder if that couldn't have actually been my wither, right?
Ah!
FINE ASS!
Think of it as a five!
Ah!
It makes me want some apple juice.
Really bad.
I'm about to go win this fucking fight and everybody will get some apple juice.
Thank you so much!
The GOAT!
My gym buddy.
know we haven't been one time but thank you thank you thank you okay correct me
if I'm wrong but isn't Katie the best okay and do you notice how not a single
person has corrected you in chat yeah no I haven't seen that one person correct
you so something to note okay going back in thank you guys thank you on that short
I think it's I think it's good to be slow. Are we doing no eating and stuff during it?
Yeah, nothing. I don't think you have time to eat.
Just beat up until death, no eating.
Alright. Easy.
Like the Colosseum.
Okay.
Ash, just go. I don't want to do this to you. I'm sorry.
You have to go out with this.
I would rather.
What happens if I flip the stage and fight the bell?
We stand in our corner, give each other a good look, wait for the bell.
Oh, you want the ring lady?
No, no, no, no, you want the ring lady, of course.
Round number one.
Oh, I don't have a spider backpacks.
This is always embarrassing when the ring lady doesn't have a spider backpacks.
This always happens in the UFC as well.
So do I build?
Maybe TP.
Okay
Yeah
You got it. You got it. You kill me.
You got nourishment. You're full health. You're nourishment.
You got to kill me.
me I am proud of you
Yeah, that's all I'll say what is that?
I don't know, I don't know either.
Hey Sean.
I don't know, some garbage.
You did it.
Yeah, yeah, you're fucking good.
I won't do it.
You're all the winners.
I'm not picking you up.
I said anybody.
Next opponent.
I thought it was the old guy.
You have seen that the side of the fights.
What's his name?
I have no idea.
I never watch UFC.
Katie, if I see you stand quick one more time, we're going to have a-
Hi.
What's your name?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Hey Sean.
I don't know, some garbage.
You did it.
We're gonna have a we're gonna have a wait. I'm sorry. Sorry. They know why this habit. You got this dog. All right.
Number one. KDB. Are you ready? Is there is there betting? Is there betting as well?
What was that?
I put well then I put my whole inventory on Kati.
I put all my inventory on Kati.
Okay, Golden Kajin, are you ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
So I have a potion on me?
Three, two, one, fight!
I don't even need this.
Now I'm super overpowered.
You got this, you got this.
Oh my god, steady-spam picking again.
I can hear you.
Oh my god!
What?
Oh god!
Sorry, sorry.
That was too far.
That was too far, that was too far.
Sorry, I don't know what came over me.
Why do I feel like the kid with autism in class
and everybody helps out extra
is what I'm feeling like.
That's actually where you're at, to be honest with you.
Why did you take that?
Why did you say that?
I don't know.
That's the comparison.
Why did you say that, bro?
Eddie, you don't need to take that back.
You need to take that back.
I can't take it back, but.
Because you were the kid.
Or what, the buddy?
You did.
You were strong and brave.
He actually didn't believe that.
I was strong and brave, and I just did it myself.
Fine, I did it myself.
You hit him!
You hit him on the left, he's dead.
What was in that stick?
Yeah, yeah.
What was in that stick, Rosie?
Two of these?
Yeah!
It was a special ceremony stick.
Yeah, that's what all the sticks look like.
Someone else got it.
Let's go.
Should we do like a Royal Run-B-Like?
Eight people go in, only one guy sleeps.
Okay, I still like...
Oh, yeah, I just really like this one.
I thought he personally knows action.
Only you care about getting the throw hands.
You have the boss, you have the boss.
Fuck you, fuck you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He's John, he's John.
What if it's like a red-
Don't let me John fellow.
Where'd you go?
Go.
Who is this?
It's just a funny news guy.
Yeah, he can't.
Funny news guy, did you give us the presents?
you should give us all the presents
were you doing the same yes?
oh thank you
and why did you put all those other names in it?
why did you put all the other names?
funny
that's a good point
that's a funny point
you can use stepmine words
what the fuck are you talking about?
who's the funny news guy?
he's the funny news guy
he's not that fucking funny
I've heard him say one joke
What's the news is funny?
The news is funny, I think.
Let's go see that, man.
I'm going to say Fox.
Who is that guy called again?
They're making all the frogs gay?
He left this game.
Oh, Alex! You're Alex Jones!
He has a new business venture.
Hi, Alex.
How are you?
Alright.
funny news guy wants to see people fight yeah funny that doesn't seem funny at all
guys funny is what has been entertainment
wait funny news guy do you find this funny
he has a camera at the fight club and we don't talk about the fight club
oh you're talking about it
no crew that's so cruel
do you find this funny
I
Yes, Wag!
All right!
Get him! Get him!
Sick of boys!
Get him!
Get the fucking new sky!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
Yeah, you're winning, I think.
Why is he sliding?
He's always escaping.
He's just really dying.
Get in, get in, get in, whatever it is you're using.
Okay, I didn't do anything.
I believe you.
Maybe we can get him with some music.
I'll just drop that.
Let's go.
No.
I'm not escaping my music.
He's escaped my unescapable trap.
Jeremy, I think...
He got the only voice on me, Jeremy.
What the fuck am I doing here?
What the fuck is this server about?
Okay, fine.
I'm done.
I'm too much in.
You're dead.
You're so biased.
You're worse than Q News.
You're more...
Oh, he's ruining it.
What the fuck?
Okay, yeah, right, right, right.
You guys winning?
Wait, I won. I think you won.
I won! I won!
I won!
I don't know why you guys are like this.
Congratulations.
We're stupid.
Oh, I can tell you why.
Oh, sorry.
Fuck, fuck down here.
I saw him. You know anything I can do?
I'm gonna take a picture.
Whoa!
Stop!
What the fuck?
I'm so angry.
I saw him. I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him. I saw him.
I saw him.
No, no, no, no, no.
I swear to God.
Tell me!
So much longer they can't go to hell with you.
I'm about to die again.
I mean, fuck them.
I might die.
No, I said I would.
Why is everyone dying?
Why you guys?
I'm gonna take you down with me.
Hold on, I'll be in.
It's OK.
I'm going to show one and get it.
All the troubles in the world.
OK, Jeremy's it.
Jeremy's it.
And then we'll get off this fucking guitar.
Jeremy has a cheese touch.
She has a cheesepout, she has a cheesepout.
We should play hide and seek.
Oh, we should play hide and seek in like the shopping district.
Or in the north.
Oh, he's talking to us.
Oh, I tell him yes.
My forefathers spoke at the...
Oh, no, I...
No, just give me...
Okay, Irish and goodbye. Okay. Um, it was over simulating actually. Hey, Pierre. Okay,
I guess that was a good training arc, I don't know, everybody was there, so...
Armouron, Yippee-ki-yep, okay.
So until the next one, where's my frames?
Okay, let me start doing a little work here.
I think I'm going to edit some of this in here, but I can hang up some photos or some
frames.
Yeah, I didn't put anything in the chest.
Move that damn car.
I don't even know how to drive it.
Yeah, Shaders does make it a laggier.
Hold on, let me get my...
Okay, yeah, I have 22 frames.
Okay, let's make this bigger.
So these are going to be pictures of my journey.
So I'm going to need to find some photos or some fan art, and then I'll put little signs
below them.
And then right here I can put things on display.
Make my building four blocks taller.
Okay.
And then I'll do, I can do some on this wall.
Yeah, I might bust.
Okay.
I'm going to edit this actually a little bit and don't get mad at me.
Yeah, that was a really bad spot to stop.
I am really sorry.
So what I'm going to do is actually knock out this wall for the moment and then I'm
going to make bigger arches.
Well, I'm going to knock out some of the wall and then do some archway and then I think
I think I want instead of the stairs being right here, you guys set a spiral staircase
which is a good idea, or just like a staircase right here.
But I'll just take all these blocks and reuse them.
I don't think that the golden apple should go in here.
Holy fucking bullshit in my inventory.
Copy-quant-stair design?
What is that?
No, yeah, guys, I am busting it up.
I don't even care.
Because I have a vision.
It's a good foundation, but if I want this to be museum, it needs to be a little bit
more open.
And I'll do like pillars, okay, so I just need to like probably I'm trying to think
best way to get fan art. I don't have fucking twitter. TikTok is good but I have to like
screenshot it or something. I'm covering the windows. Yeah but like I can edit the windows
and plus like who's gonna even be over here oh Pinterest this is gonna be a
little bit of a rough draft I even yeah I should build the staircase like right
now so I can get up there okay when I do a spiral staircase do I do it with
with probably the stair blocks. I should make these into stairs.
your emails? No, don't fucking email. I'm never gonna see that. Oh, these emails. I thought
I thought you meant like my actual fucking email.
Katie, what's you doing?
Not.
Not much.
How about you?
OK.
I don't even know where to fucking start.
OK, you would probably.
Uh, here, and then...
Nothing on board, where you at?
I'm going to use these slabs and shit.
Is it really easier to start from the top?
I can actually.
Slabs.
No, trust the process, because I actually understand it now, I understand it.
Elevator blocks!
I
So
Okay, okay.
Yeah, maybe one more out.
I don't think we want to be like too close hold on yeah who needs fucking schematics
So then one right here, then one right there, and then we're going to come up, okay, and
Okay, and then you're going to go boom, boom, and then boom, and then...
fucking bone wait now it's like full fucking blocks right
Why is there a crash looking deep here?
AHHHHHHH
Let me fix this. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Guys modern problems require modern solutions.
We do this, and then we do this.
Alright, so that didn't quite work.
What if we just snap this shit out of it?
Oh, nope, they weren't...ando?
Wait, yeah, we have anando.
Okay, okay, I understand enough. I understand enough.
I understand enough.
Yo, hello? Hi!
Oh, hello, Ash! What?
That's good.
Not much, since you don't build an Espiral Staircase and shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait a fucking minute.
Okay, waiting.
Oh, how do you build a spiral staircase with some just trying to do slab?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you.
I hear you.
Do you want solutions or you just want me to listen do you know like I'm just trying to get slab and I want the full fucking block
So like master builders like us in these situations. We sort of just like visualize what we want
Well, I have the visual I have the plan. I just have the platform. I just need the plan
Like I just I don't want like I want this but I don't want and I don't want this bottom one
like but now the last block and it's like got it so you just want to slab here
I just want to slab so walk with me here right what if you put a block here and
then you break this and you put a slab on the top half of that try that try that
try that that would be far oh shit oh yeah sir yeah I'm not no fucking Isaac
Newton was on the server. Damn. Oh, wow. Okay. So, okay, so boom. So, so, so, so, so, so boom. So,
hey, okay. Wait, is Hyper not in the regime anymore, by the way? I mean, to ask you.
He's on medical leave. He has, he's on maternal leave.
Maternal, just maternal leave?
Medical leaves. I don't know. Something medical is happening. I don't know what it is.
But once he speaks, he'll be back.
Okay, wait, why is this kind of IV?
Oh
So is this supposed to be a slab as well by the way this full block everything is supposed to be a slab so
Yeah, yeah, if you just want to
expedite the process
you know
This is hardly a phone call.
So the actual issues on killing me by the way today, that was intense.
Yeah, no big deal.
But between me and you, between me and you, they would, they would, how do I explain this?
They would really call them in. They would really call them in.
I think it's disrespectful as hell for everyone to just be like throwing promotions at you.
Yeah, because I would have won, like easily.
I would have won. You know, it's like now we don't even get to know.
Of course, of course, we will never know.
Just fix it. Just fix it.
No, just fix it.
No railing or anything?
With these two. Would you mind these two right here?
No railing.
No, I don't. Do you realize?
This is Brandy Malvin.
Do you realize how fucked you have to be for me to help you with building?
Like, building?
Is this a good staircase?
Is it looking at us?
No, no, no, no, no. It's actually good.
I fuck with it. I just don't quite have the vision that other people might do.
What are you thinking? What do you want to feel when you look at a spiral staircase like this?
Well, it's not even a full spiral.
Yeah, it's also definitely not centered, but honestly, centered is so like 2012.
2012 no, well, yeah, I was actually going purposefully for a symmetrical
Does it need some railing or just should have come out a little bit or something
Yeah, maybe fence skate but honestly people fall today didn't even deserve to go up is the question of the other that's true
You then you just get kicked out
Yeah, like this is a litmus test should I just done I should have just done like a thick staircase going
up right here. I should have just done that. So when I came in here, it was like a normal
staircase was being built. Did you abandon that idea? Like it should just be like this.
Yeah. And then yeah, just normal. Yeah, so you wouldn't need to do this, then actual staircase blocks.
Yeah, but actually what I've been told that I actually like this look actually. Yeah,
that's why I went for it. I mean, you know, that's why. It is a different vibe. I'm not
It's like full of slams. Yeah, this is actually like it really gives you enough room to get up
Yeah, oh, this is good. Yeah. Yeah
Question of like is it gonna wait?
Do you want someone to just on the right to go up to KTV headquarters?
And you just want anyone to be able to waltz in here really right?
Like you want everyone to come up you're like, you know what I mean you want him to come up you're like
I mean I like the spiral it's just I need to be like thicker it just looks weird
it's just skinny yeah cuz it's like all around the beacon you know and yeah
like I don't know okay legit though I legit yeah it is a cool on the beacon
certainly not centered though I would need to come up like this if it was
sensory but like then again it's like an okay now it's a center yeah yeah now
let me let me my glasses um it yeah oh my god I need to source somebody for this
I need to fire somebody you're commission yeah yeah maybe if you commission
Mikey, it's on the whole thing into a food truck.
Yeah, Mike would do it.
Katie, be calm.
Yeah, this is going to be so, this is basically going to be my museum.
So I'm going to do some archways, like archways right here.
I was going to remove these stairs because nobody goes up them.
They like are like, where's the fucking stairs?
So I was going to make the staircase central.
This is my museum.
This is the museum of Katie down here.
Okay, these are going to be photos of me and my journey all the way around.
and it's gonna be, I charge one diamond to walk through it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but you get it for free today since it's done.
This is my, the floor of me, this is my therapy
is I've moved it into there.
Oh shit, staircase.
This is off limits right here.
This is actually my private bedroom, so off limits.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, private bedroom off limits.
So that's strike one.
That's strike one.
I actually need to put a door up.
Thank you.
I've never been happy to not have eyes before.
Oh, rainbow.
This is fire.
Yep.
Rainbow right here.
And then this is obviously where I do my meetings.
So if you ever need a personal meeting with me, it'll be there.
I'll be right here.
And then we can take a personal meeting.
So I'd be like.
Long center chair.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
I really am into the asymmetrical vibe.
I don't know if you got that.
I am too. You've been to the Pantheon office. Nothing is symmetrical.
Maybe I need to extend the table out, but then I don't know if the table will be.
Yeah, you don't need to change anything for others. That's what I always say.
I actually want to put the chair on the table.
Oh, okay.
Let me see.
I mean, more power to you.
see because what the fuck no this is this is cold this is cold cold cold as
hell oh yeah and then I do have an enemy wall down here oh enemy wall I have
one of those two I hope I'm not on it no it's just it's just your husband
oh so yeah this is my enemies right here every list one annoying as fuck
What's wrong on the list to be honest? What the hell? Why do you say that? Not too much on horn? I mean, what did he even do to you?
Yeah, I just keep reading
Okay
Federation literally killed or kidnapped my hubby. All right, so I see this I can deal with this I can fucking deal with mission
Kill all of them and get the Monty back. Yes. Yeah. Oh, I mean
That's one complicated if you're seeing this you should be scared of me. Yeah
That's you as well. She's everybody's scared
Right. Yeah, she for me. So I have so many questions. What is it complicated with everyone?
Well, we just go back and forth, you know, it's like one day. He's my enemy one day
He's my bestie enemy bestie. So he had he doesn't have a permanent spot, but like still watch your back
Yeah, yeah, and what about one
Uh, he just, well, he, yeah, he just, um, he just basically with, yeah, so, you don't have a reason and that's okay. You can be someone for no reason. I do that a lot. That's, yeah, it's, it's tough to get along, you know, so that's totally okay.
Vibes are a perfect reason to not like.
He's too sassy.
Why does that supposed to mean?
He's just choose, he's like out sassy.
Out sassy is me.
It's just like.
Oh.
So yeah.
That's the end of the world.
Ready, walk with me, stand where I'm standing and then move back and then move back and then move back.
Yeah.
What do you see when you look at the staircase?
An S.
What's the first letter of your username?
saucy oh should have come out one more
okay so it's like yeah okay fire this is
so far I need this is honestly I need to
put one of these in the bad thing on
this is so good so good why am I lying why can I not build
fuck he doesn't pay an answer oh you is that awkward?
is this awkward? yeah but this is what I can't do with the carpet
we didn't know you can take off the carpet you know see where I see where
the I mean see where the wind takes you like this and then put the carpet
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is actually, okay, this is, see, wait, we might be cooking here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
That's what would be hurt.
Alright, let me know if I'm cooking.
Yeah, it's like a thick sauce.
How's that look? Be honest, be honest.
Is the picture?
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, bone.
Okay, and then, yeah, yeah, okay.
Fire, fire.
as you know how do you make this one take those the question of the hour
yeah and then we're gonna take this away
okay so yeah
okay so okay
okay so wow um...
this is a lot this is really a lot i don't know
i might have fucked up
no
we said don't take that to yourself don't mind yourself
are you sure?
cause then it's like how do i make this fucking
and then it's like this fucking
Hey, can you find a new guy, walk up it, see if it's, you're big, you're big, walk up it, walk up it, walk up it, go up it, see if you can walk up it comfortably.
Hey, buddy! Get to moving!
Oh, I should call him deaf news guy maybe. Here, let me do sign language to you, actually.
Mm-mm, okay, oh man, oh god.
Let's see if now he understands what I'm saying.
Yeah, funny news guy. Walk the stairs. Walk the stairs. Walk the stairs or I'll walk them for you.
Go. Go. Walk the stairs. Walk the stairs. Yeah, that's right.
Oh, so that's probably a good thing. No, but I was going to break this anyways.
No, no, it's a barrier of entry. Yeah, that's true. It's like him and Max can't get up there.
Yeah, and the feds, no feds, I mean they're accessible entries, come on dude.
Do you have any regime photos of us of the regime I can hang in here?
Do you have anything I need my regime family in here?
Oh, um, no, no, uh, well, yeah, but there's, wait, we can take a photo right now, you're
a funny news guy, flick us up.
Okay.
Flick us up, flick us up, flick us up.
Can you actually, do you want, take my camera.
I can actually take my camera, the password is 6667.
What?
Focus on.
Wait, let me, my son, have to look tough.
Yeah, yeah, oh for real, yeah, yeah.
She's...
Let's go!
Let's see it, let me, drop it, drop it.
Wait, wait, I need to duplicate this, sorry.
It's just, this is important to me.
Thank you, thank you funny news guy.
FNG
Look what you did funny news guy. Yeah, wait a fucking girl. Come on guy. The hell was wrong with you, buddy
Oh my god
Okay, okay, I don't know you can yeah
Oh funny use that what the fuck you do that for now breaking the fucking frame. What's wrong with you?
Oh, I punch me as well really
So it's like no your place. Yeah, no your place funny news guy buddy. Oh
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh
I'm gonna have all these photos connect. They're all gonna be touching. Oh, I just had an idea. Oh
Okay, okay
Yeah, I
Come to you. Yeah. Oh my gosh
What's what is the universe telling you? What is the universe telling you like all the photos?
They're gonna like connect so I'm actually gonna need a bunch of friends
I can fit a bunch of roses go all the way around here all the way back
Yeah, it's gonna be so fun. Oh my god
Wow, wow, you wanted to connect to your enemies list as well?
Yeah, the enemies list will be back here in practice. You might move this somewhere
I might move it because that's like a big one
Yeah, yeah, how much rents do you want your enemies to have in your head is also the question
Yeah, not that much, not that much
Like you don't even give a fuck about them like that, like it's just more important thing than life
Okay, this is gonna be so fucking sick. The staircase will probably be edited, but oh
Oh my gosh, my wedding photos need to go up.
Wait, if you put a photo in an album, can you take it out?
Yeah, you can control shift the album and then take it out.
Do you know how to duplicate images as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course, of course, of course, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, photo copies.
Oh shit, what are you up to?
Have you seen the band they are on recently?
Just curious.
No, should we go?
Yeah, I think it's very important.
I don't have any XP, then hold on, don't worry, I'm always prepared.
And that's just what life is all about, really.
Well, now I need to take off all my clothes, because I'm ending.
Damn, I can't wear a glass all over my head quarters.
No, no, no, it's good for the environment.
It's a room pressure.
Well, damn!
Yeah, it's not your face. He's gonna smell like me and isn't that just the best? Hold on. I'm good
Yeah, no, you're good you're good. All right, so like I said, it needs to surprise me
I think it's really important that you see some of the updates, okay to the pantheon and
I feel like us beating each other up, you know, the very fair fight that we had was kind of like therapy too, right?
Right.
Job.
Yeah.
And so, and so this is kind of like an important, don't, don't say anything, just sort of like, let it take it in.
But the new pictures on the wall, have you seen that?
Oh!
Um.
Okay, wait up.
I
Don't remember
So okay, I just
To let you know as long as that is hanging up. I will know I will not be able to take meetings in here
Yeah, I mean, holy trauma.
Okay.
Uh, that's Kukurucho.
What the hell?
In red?
I have never seen him in a red t-shirt.
Kukurucho in a red, the costy t-shirt and his camera.
That's also Kukurucho.
It's also Kukurucho.
Yeah, all of this is Kukurucho.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of it.
Oh, come on, look at this.
Look at this one.
This one is good.
Look at this one.
You like this one.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, this one is good. I do like this one. That's
We'll rework the red cook the the the red Cucarucho can be reworked. I didn't I did not think it would
Reignite trauma like that. That's uh, that's I'll talk to you
I'll give the artist a very stern talking to might even be like AI, you know these days you never know
have you heard about a everyone and uh
Uh, you know, who is going to die?
Yeah.
Wait, yeah, what do you mean?
Who he's been communicating with your daughter?
Oh, oh, yeah, that.
Yeah.
So yeah, remember, you know how you don't like everyone?
I've sort of have to like everyone because he did a ritual to
ride my dead daughter and that's, it's a whole story, but, um,
he's going to die soon.
So I'm kind of helping him, um, not die, but that's like who
It gives a fuck really
I mean he's been telling me like every day like there I'm about to die. I'm out to die. I'm like, oh, seriously
I saw you today though, and like I'm gonna see you tomorrow. So you know, but I don't think it's such a bill
I really hope
I don't even care. It's not a bit about him like okay minus one ever on now. Yeah, okay. What else like?
Oh wait actually it actually sounds actually quieter and peaceful like my cortisol is actually lowered now
Genuinely bro, the translator's gonna have a big break.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
But, I mean, yeah.
So, I just want to show you this, listen, I'll get the, I mean, I'll get the, yeah,
that one right there, whoever is in that photo, just hang that one in your room, please.
I'll think about it, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, I showed you my room, didn't I?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, your blank-ass room.
What?
Oh, hello?
It's a good living space. It's spacious. It was decent.
What? It was decent. What? Okay, wait, come on. Actually, actually, I'm pissed now. Wait,
what is wrong with every, there is nothing wrong with minimalist interior decoration. All right,
empty space. You can breathing room. Breathing room. Actually, the kind of looks familiar.
Breathing room, breathing room, and then there's more breathing room. I mean, damn,
We have a lot of breath to breathe in here. Yeah
And then thank you. Yeah, you yeah, you took it. Are you fucking make it in that photo ash?
Like can we get a warning?
Holy shit, I
Okay, and what is this over here breathing room? Okay. Yep more breathing room more breathing room breathing. I have a question
What's up? Do you have any slime balls?
Yeah, I do. Why did you just go invisible? Oh, you'd like I do have time
How many you need I need to make a slime block
Okay, you want a slime block? Yep. I'll show you okay. We have to go with to go to my
Hightech storage system. Hold on. Wait, what do you think of this one? I
Was I meant to burn that one is terrible
Right
Don't ever set and drop some shit like that for me again
that was a delayed reaction well it took me a minute to pick it up and open it okay yeah I believe you
I need I'll show you I'll show you all right what you say something what do you like about my amazing
living space no it's it's nice it's nice room to breathe there's definitely a lot of air to
breathe in there so you do you do you and there's an apple apple store right
next to it or yes let's fucking go the best business on here yeah I don't think
this is quite the story this is a gym and you know put up the wedding photo
because it means a lot to us guys yeah that's so lovely that is to Monte that
That is Tomate. I don't know about the other one.
Yeah.
That is Tomate.
And yeah, wait, slime balls.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a good living space. The regime is as strong as ever.
What do you guys do with that poster? Are you just staring at it? Wait, regime?
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
They just call me regime.
Yeah.
Go down.
Okay.
What do I do with the poster? Which one?
The Tomate and KB when you just look at it.
That one as far as it's doing it's just like you know you keep the key to invite cards is safe, you know like big on the wall
Well, I mean we can take it down if you don't want it
Yeah, no worries, I mean
Are you sure? Have you not moved on from Samate? I want to know what your position
What? No, I haven't moved on from him.
No, and I will never move on from him.
Okay.
Seriously.
Facts.
Okay, and any progress on looking for him?
I mean, yeah, I'm about to start.
Oh, you're about to start, Mike,
so you're gonna look for your estranged husband tomorrow.
I don't know where the fuck to look.
I don't know where he is!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, well here, have a slime ball.
That means slime block.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You wanna come see what I'm gonna do?
Yeah, what do you need it for?
Okay, go ahead.
Go to my HQ! Go to my HQ!
Go to my HQ!
Go to my ash!
Go to my HQ!
Okay, so that's my bedroom, so then this is going to be
Oh, no, trampoline, okay, okay
That's your airplane room
What the hell is this problem?
The footage is out and it's supposed to be included in everything.
Why did we invite you?
Why did we invite you to this side?
This is so much safer than the bed as well.
I know.
Do you know the story of the five little monkeys?
Yeah, jumping on the bed, went the lot and bumped his head.
Truly a tragic tale.
Okay, somebody said ten cents and bouncing on it.
Alright, I'm getting off.
No, man, you.
Really?
Yeah, ten cents and bouncing on it.
You want to do 10 cents of...
You want to...
Boop!
You scared him off, good job.
Alrighty.
Hey!
If you don't mind...
You can come anytime if that's on it.
Alrighty.
What the hell?
I knew it though.
Okay, nothing.
What?
Nothing.
I'm not judging.
We'll find Tamate.
No, that is...
No, no, no, not like that!
Now, you tell me this, okay?
If we go and find Tamate.
with like a uh you know what I'm talking about someone else what then what
then when we find them with someone else what then I'll say I'll say why are
you doing that okay yeah and then what's that too I'll say you fucking piece of
shit you piece of shit stupid bitch get down you don't shoot on me idiot yes
Oh, yeah, that's what I would do. Yeah, you stand click. You're not supposed to stand click. Oh
Then I would say
room for one more
Do do do it. Yeah. Oh
Yeah
Yeah, um, what were you gonna do? I'm sorry. I need to think
So if the bike heated again, you would still be chill with it like totally no issues
No, no, no, no, if you cheated on me
Well, yeah, I think he cheated on me the first time he did she it was just crap. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah
So you're gonna work through it again if it happens when it happens
No, no, no if he's cheated on me deal breaker for sure your breaker
Shit I was saying I like them tall anyways, you know what I mean?
Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I need to
Stairs, I'm actually I just I realized what I'm gonna do now. I have a plan
Huh, I need to get photos of me. I'm deleting these stairs guys
Yeah, let me copy some from the family. Yes. Yes. Yes. What is that? Oh, what the fuck? Oh wait? Oh
Oh you like me for the music I wait oh my god
Oh my god
I
Would never stoop so low as to be with someone like you you fucking Federation cum stain don't even get that don't get it twisted
Wait no happy
Wait, Ash, take a pic with him!
No!
Did you say this is one of the memory books?
No, no, no, no.
He asked you if you wanted to help him get away from me.
Actually, get away from me.
Oh my gosh!
I'm gonna have to leave.
Ash!
I'm gonna have to leave.
He's just being nice.
No!
What the fuck?
There's no paper.
Get away!
Actually, get away from me.
I'm gonna have to leave.
I'm actually gonna, you know, can you do something?
do something like banish him or something the same fair hey hey funny
nose guy leave him alone seriously as an accident I accidentally clicked it I'm
so sorry recently deleted as well I know that album is this deleted all that's
cute you can't do this to me bro okay I want to give you a photo let's get away
for me FNG. FNG come here FNG come here FNG. FNG come here. FNG come here. Hey hey hey FNG.
FNG come here. I'm hiding. I'm hiding behind Katie. Hey do you have a cross shot on him?
Not available many of friends no one will succeed. Okay he said no he said no he said no.
I'm way above really a way asshole. Ew
So actually pathetic bro. Damn. What is this problem then? Can I actually go one day without having an admirer? Ha seriously
Do you stop pumping into me weirdo? I swear. It's not fair. All the feds in all the regime are in love
This is not true. Don't do not make that a thing. This is just not true. Okay, wait here. I'll put it in chat
I
Dude dude dude dude, can you pick up the photos behind you?
Oh, yes, I don't hear for me. They're the news guy. You think I would fuck with a news guy
Are you stuck at genuinely what is going on?
Whoo, there we go, that's a good one. That's a good one. I was taken in
I was taken in 2006
You will live in this photo taken in 2006 right here
This is my first session of backshots here.
Get that on the news, put that on the news please sir.
And guess what?
I still got it.
Why the fuck is my backpack showing?
Like a fucking hindergarner, you could have told me.
I was on the old day?
Yeah, um, that's dope.
That's dope.
Do you have the other floor of your neck?
Carousel on the main ground, or no?
No, no, I don't need that.
There's one of you in the car.
Wait, I'll try on the other one.
I swear, I gave them to you, unless you deleted them.
What the hell do I even have?
And then deleted them from you recently, deleted as well.
Do you have an extra of my wedding invitations on you?
You asked me something, sorry, I was muted.
No, no worries, no worries.
All right
This was fire this was so far I
Just got to see you I just wrote it to you
On the merit on the merit. Oh, yeah, this is good. This is your first day at Cuckoo Roach. You'll learn cook Roach. Oh, then
You're too broke in this game. Oh, okay
I don't know bro someone else must have sued someone else wait they're not they don't like
I think it's kind of difficult to make them touch, I'll try.
Yeah, no, it's difficult.
I messed with the music.
Why?
He was weird, though.
And then I think I'm going to put my staircase actually in the back.
This one's pissing me off.
I'm fucking tired of this one.
Good choice.
I have a better idea.
I have a way better idea for this place.
Okay, wait, I'm seeding it.
I'll move my enemy wall somewhere else.
I'm gonna move my enemy wall in my training room, maybe.
Or my trampolines.
Oh, you have a training wall?
Oh, that's a trampoline room.
That's a training room.
Got it.
Well, I actually need my enemies to be on display.
Maybe I could try and kill the boy.
Maybe they could do not enter.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, where the fuck is all this carpet?
Do you have the carpet for this?
Huh?
Yeah.
And then...
Yeah, who said Scientology, really?
What?
Really, guys?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I couldn't shut the house because it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Really, guys?
Really guys?
Uh, that was a glitch.
There's a BC glitch.
Nah, I don't think that was a glitch.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, jump boost.
Why did you make the beacon jump boost?
Uh, I just added the...
I just added jump boost.
Wait, it's like a crap thing everywhere.
Oh, it's a bonzi castle.
Wait.
Bro, there's a carpet under the carpet.
I'm gonna do some type of design we might actually be the two best builders on QSMP
barn on all like that like this type of arch is this fire you see you see the
vision yeah yeah it's like framing the photos yeah and then I'm gonna like keep
I'm gonna do another arch over here yeah arch like that shit wait this is
Yeah
Okay, wait, this is actually fire
Yo, can I ask how your hummer is upside down?
How am I what?
Your car, your hummer?
Or a Jeep or whatever. I don't fucking know. I don't even know how to drive this shit. Every time I get on it's in a new damn spot
Yeah, yeah, okay. I could fully shot of this like full pillars. Oh, you want each to be
like some pillars like a like a display you want people to like make a choice to
go like just try to make it like a museum like when you walk through a
museum yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're trying to have like I should do a fence
though maybe like some skinny yeah yeah I'll have to make it more symmetrical
because I have to block all this out of the plan I just need the platform that's
Cool. Okay, so there's a funny news and a funny dance guy. Where's funny dance guy?
That's awesome. Okay, well, good luck building your HQ. Thank you. If you need any help, let
me know. I think you did really, really good today and you're proving that you are actually strong.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, and I will thank you. I'll do what I can about the
red kukuru show photos in the pantheon. Thank you, supreme leader. Bye-bye. Have a wonderful day.
Thank you. Guys, I keep seeing people say go to camp fatal for lore and it's like you don't just
show up and then lore just happens. Like, I mean, maybe if there's people there right now, if that's
that's what you're saying, but like certain people have to be on and certain like admins.
So like you don't just go and then they just start doing stuff to you.
So this is a little uneven, so I'm going to start, I'm going to block this out.
I also have to get this done at some point too and like I need to get this museum floor
done.
This is the main floor I need to do, really just my museum right here.
And I'm gonna honestly do all, I'm gonna knock all of this out.
And if you think it's ugly, that's okay, but I have a vision.
What's the stair situation?
Okay, I'm gonna do the stairs in the back, so you have to walk through my museum.
You have to, and you have to see the shit, and then it's gonna go up like to the balcony
because look, what does a good manager do?
How many people have been in there and they say,
where is the stairs?
Where are the stairs?
They walk right past them every time, every single time.
And you know what?
It's valid, actually.
I understand why they do it.
So as a good manager of my HQ, I'm gonna move the stairs.
And I'll edit these arches, I'll make them more even,
But I just had to get the, um, the vibes right.
I am not Judge Wackity, okay.
Wackity has a good one in a minute.
I need to go say hey to the boss.
Ah, stinkin' with a five!
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay, that's a mistake right there.
That needs to be fixed.
Katie, I need your help.
Why? Really bad?
Yeah, yeah, I need to love the meaning.
I need to sleep, right?
Okay, this fucking snooze guy won't stop following me.
I don't feel safe sleeping.
Can I just share like fall asleep on the roof of Katie?
Oh, shit, I was muted.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go up there.
Go up there.
That's just next.
Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
Oh my gosh, that's scary.
Scary stuff.
Okay, I'm going to leave the staircase for now.
I guess I need quartz block for this.
I'm going to have to go back to my place, but I don't need to do it right now.
Where log off spot?
Okay.
Okay, so
Yeah, I'm really gonna want to put some fan art though of my experience up here
You know no hate to ash swag, but this is genuinely the worst fucking photo ever. What about the windows? Yeah, if I want to
I'm gonna go take a look at the outside
I'm going to be honest with you, I have a real vision and you guys aren't going to like
some of the stuff I'm going to do for temporary, for temporary.
You guys are not going to like it.
Please please just bear with me.
Please please please please please you're not going to like it.
Yeah, why am I using this?
What do I need to use?
Pickaxe.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You really just need to get my fucking HQ done because and then I'm never building anything else in this on this damn world.
My HQ will be honestly, it'll be ever changing.
Okay.
Trust me when this is done you guys are gonna say holy mastermind ingenious
So I didn't actually didn't know that you were actually a fucking architectural mastermind
I'll say I told yourself
I need pink fucking lanterns bad I need to tell Don
He's done on
So I'm gonna do pink lanterns like in between the photos
Girls can build so let's see what is
Okay, what the fuck are they doing in chat they're distracting me
Like, I want these stairs to be...
I need to make actual stairs.
About right here.
So I'll just do temporary ones for now.
see where this leads to. Three, two, one. Wow. Couldn't be more fucking perfect if we
tried. That is actually perfect. I could even back them up, actually. But it's pretty good.
But I'll back them up a little bit more.
I have stairs in my inventory.
Do I?
Oh my god, I have 64.
W chatter.
Thank you.
Okay.
So, I need to start them maybe about here.
We got three stairways.
Okay, it's going to be one after this.
Oh, look at Katie with the quick builds!
Fuck, I'm stuck.
Let's take this down.
I'm gonna move it.
Move the enemy wall.
These can honestly go...
Is my spider backpack on?
Watch how quickly I'm about to whip this HQ in shape.
It's not going to fit.
I think it's good.
Okay.
Let me make sure I collect all these.
Okay.
Everybody!
Yeah!
Dog cafe?
Thanks for the tip here.
Do I have a dog mask on?
Err, at all.
Mothi!
What the fuck was this sound, KT?
I was gonna go check out the dog ca-
Why there is a fucking tree?
I was gonna go check out the dog cafe.
Hey, first of all, you know where sun has been in big danger?
Yes, I know. He's been in. What? Look, our son, I he will not stop calling me his mama.
So I have decided we are platonically a parent to him. Okay. Platonically. There, there's
nothing past that, but he will not stop calling me his mama.
Okay, if it's 100% platonic, it's okay.
Yeah, of course, 101%.
What the fuck is this?
Okay, I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know, and I don't know why that fucking
block is up there.
I don't know how to drive it, I don't know how to fucking move it, I really don't know.
Somebody's messing with me.
And also, why the fuck are you always eating something when I'm talking to you?
It's crazy because I have a time on stream like a specific hour when I eat and this is
actually the hour you joined the server so sorry, it's not planned, you know.
I always eat in the hours you joined the server.
Sure.
Yes, yes.
I miss you.
Hey, please.
Hey, what's that concert?
I've been kind of talking to the vocals.
What is that concert?
Ah, very soon, very soon.
Not to be.
Better be.
There's no place that I'd rather be.
Rather be.
No place that I'd rather be.
Wow.
Did you see the dog cafe?
No.
i was gonna go support
can you uh... show me?
yeah i think he said Spajopka
i didn't know
who's the owner?
nexie! nexa!
aah! he told me about this! yeah!
so...
okay... wait a minute he said
he said... what is this music?
come see dog cafe
and he said it's near Jabka
near Jabka
are you fucking kidding me?
Hyper, are you fucking kidding me using a fucking schematic?
Are you fucking kidding me Hyper?
Are you kidding me?
Are you building a
dog car?
Is this a dog car?
Oh, you're mad at it!
This is all the stop-in
Boycott schematics!
Seriously, Hyper, I'm on your side
Hyper, do you wanna do a protest?
Hyper, let's lead a protest
Each place is gross
Who is he talking to? What the fuck is going on?
Oh my god, we're cursed.
Hyper, hello!
Hyper, society. Why am I stuck in the house?
Is he okay?
I don't know. Hyper!
We're fucking fried, bro.
Hyper?
Am I part of the building? Why am I stuck?
Hyper!
Is he okay?
Hello?
What is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Hyper!
I can't even think of a language like this. It's so limiting. It's so annoying.
Yo next what the fuck is happening to uh...
Hiper.
Sorry that's a...
Is this a building?
I'm so sorry.
This is my building here.
Guys look, look at Hiper.
Just when we need another fucking cafe on this island!
Yeah, but you will be soaked when you see what cafe.
I'm gonna be soaked.
Yeah, but we have to show the...
Oh!
Don't don't don't, Sakur!
It's a multi-museum in Kazachi, and KT is a tour guide in this city.
Let me watch, let me watch, let me watch.
Yeah, this is OZ police song.
Really good.
That music video, oh my god, yeah, multi-dance, that music video, it's very good.
Who are you?
I'm going to have to boycott the cafe because I don't support businesses that use schematics.
I
Guys he's playing the fucking sam from his
Oh
Who is this
Are you sure? This is the second game?
Yes, I was catching it.
It was every day on it.
I think it's...
Yeah, it's the last one.
Come here, come here.
I'm opening a safe spot for dogs, you know?
In that case, you have my support, actually.
Yeah, my Vataga from all around the world is going to come here.
And we're going to enjoy a good time here.
Wow, as long as it's not a cat cafe.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, cafe is just a coven.
It's gonna be a shelter and something else, but I don't know what else.
Wow, that's so wholesome.
I love that.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, that's very good.
Nixie, can you fucking build with your hand?
You're making a cannon built for you.
Stop talking.
I'm trying to use both.
You're the guy that built the house.
I'm very fucking happy.
What have you been hating on?
What is that you are hating on the Hitchcock channel?
It's amazing.
I really want to get into acne.
I can't do the game.
So for me Hitchcock channel is something that's not off.
What's the point?
See, I mean I can do anything.
It's okay. Now everybody can build and that's okay.
I can always teach you. If you'd like to do building classes, I can do it.
No, no, no, I can't and I want to learn how to do it.
Fuck, I'm going to be in Moscow, because I'm going to look like I was really stuck with this conversation.
Nooo!
I told you, I told you...
Oh, Jesus.
I don't want to continue this conversation.
No! Oh my god!
I was told that...
I repeated the words, but he stressed that they could build up.
Poor guy.
I'll come back when it's less understood, I think. Sorry.
Oh, Hyper was so fucking pissed he got off.
Hyper's so fucking pissed.
That was killing me.
I'm gonna be so honest with you.
I fucking love the schematics.
I love them.
But that's because I don't know how to vote.
So, sue me?
Fine.
Sue me.
Fine.
Sue me.
Fine.
Fine
Okay, so
So this is the staircase
All righty.
Hey, Sony News guy!
I'm just- oh, yes, Duncan?
Yes.
Come to my HQ.
Oh, can I help you?
Okay, can I help you?
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, not the buck, not the buck, not the buck, fuck.
Fuck me.
Fuck the chappals.
I used to be happy. I don't know if you're new here, but I used to be a very happy woman
on the silent. And a lot of people said, Katie, you're not the same. It's all because I miss
my baby. Okay, so you said I think he is so happy with you. And you would be correct.
is. That is the love of my life and he knows it. But I haven't seen him in about a week,
over a week. He's been fucking kidnapped by your people. Okay?
You're gonna die.
Fucking femin.
Hello.
Oh! Hey, Duncan!
Hey, I...
No, I thought he was gonna be here.
but I'm booked for the rest of the day, so.
Alright, I'll try to get him.
Yeah, bring him.
Also, what the fuck is this parking job?
Yeah, I actually came home last night a little crazy.
Had a girl's night, so.
Don't drink and drive, can't even talk about it.
Yeah, I know, definitely not.
No, it's a bad idea.
I had a shield putt.
I have to tell Don, you know, he sure.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It won't happen again.
I mean, I have to.
It's like in my contract.
Bring the quaffity right now.
Um, don't you dare tell John!
Say please.
Pretty please, don't get...
Of course, Katie!
I got you.
Bye bye!
See you in a minute!
I think I can't be sure to talk about it.
I don't want to be happy.
Okay.
Okay, buddy.
Okay, okay, buddy. Okay, buddy. You know funny news guy, I'm starting to like you. But now
you're about to piss me off talking about oh, I want everybody to enjoy the island. I
want everybody to enjoy the island. And I'll type it out for you. I'm going to spell it
out for you. How am I supposed to enjoy the island when the love of my life is kidnaped?
Kid Matt. There. You know what? You want me to enjoy the island? You want me to enjoy the island?
Tell me where my fucking husband is! Then I'll enjoy the island!
I'm only here for one reason, and one reason only!
Sss-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s...
Thank you.
Pulse reset.
Okay.
I'm going to do this.
Okay, so I want to lay out the vision for you guys.
All of this archway museum, bottom floor, archway museum, I'm going to knock out these
walls, we'll have the staircase right here.
That's the vision for this bottom floor, all righty?
Maybe I also, I want to do the archway museum, but then I want to have little things like
the water place that are on, um, maybe trading cards that are on little pillars.
That's what I want.
Okay.
And then, but I want it to be pink lanterns.
This floor is going to be like pink lanterns.
And then when you get up here is when the glass, this is the more bright or glass floor.
And I'm going to do some pots of some flower pots on these little ledges.
It's going to be nice and earthy in here.
And then something with this space will have to do maybe.
So this I'll just kind of block off.
Probably won't be super pretty today, but okay chat I have to go, let me go tinkle really
quickly.
I should add more rooms for different side jobs.
Yeah, second floor.
What I will probably do is, okay, this is my bedroom, this can be the trampoline room,
right here I can make a room for a side job, and then right here I can add a room for a
side job, and I can just be doing some straight bullshit out of those rooms, okay?
A jail for my sheriff work.
Yeah, I do have that sheriff's skin.
I'll have to think about what makes sense.
Like, do I really want criminals in my HQ?
I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna pee, I'm just knocking myself.
But I want to just kind of finish this floor today because...
I actually have some time to do it.
Good quality time right now.
What the hell?
Holy lag.
Okay, I'm going P. I'm going P.
UTI speed run.
Like this floor is simple and easy.
Okay.
Just gonna add these arches and then add some frames up.
And then you know what I'm gonna do?
You know what I'm gonna do before I end stream?
For all the people that, I'm gonna go to camp fatal for you and I'm gonna show you that absolutely nothing is gonna happen.
Absolutely nothing.
Alright.
BRB.
Nacho needs a room.
Let me go tank.
you
I know the candy game. I hate those pieces of candy. Fast as shit.
Alright, please don't hit on me for taking these ones out. Please don't cancel me, seriously.
I'm going to miss this HQ when this is over, you guys really didn't like the gummy bear
chewing?
It's not a juicy drop but you can't go get juicy drop.
Sorry, I'll just use whatever I want.
I do what I want.
So folks that are not going to wanna know what my HQ is, it's fucking, hello!
I was gonna get advice from a fucking alcoholic,
everything drunk fucking drug.
Hello,
please when you enter enter with some respect please.
Hello,
Oh my gosh, I got it holy F3 plus T holy shit
Give me a damn second you your skin is not showing up
Hold on I'm restarting
I'm F3Ting, your skin is not there.
Okay, no worries, it's just me though.
Yeah, take some deep breaths before we enter the therapy room.
Take some deep breaths, okay?
It's just a high cortisol kind of day, I'm fucking doing it a lot.
No, no, don't worry, don't worry.
I'm gonna lay out for you.
How do you get to move your game while you're in F3 plus T?
Uh, because I know secrets.
Okay, still waiting welcome, please sir follow me please sir follow me. Hi girl. Do you mind if we record this for research purposes?
Will it be used in any public social media platforms?
Um, possibly, yes.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Okay, thank you.
Follow me, sir.
Oh, this is a net.
You made this?
Yeah.
Damn!
Yeah, yeah, no big deal.
No big deal.
I have been, I have been shitting on the people who use that stupid-ass cannon.
Fucking scum!
Thank God!
It pissed me off!
Like, I actually put in some damn work in your building!
Get your hands dirty!
I am anti-schematic!
You should remove it
What why me I'm not I don't
Or yes, no not you but if you could remove it like somebody's gotta remove it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying
Yes, same exact same thing get down and dirty
That you should gather and like do something blue collar for once in your life and people don't
This is a nice, whoa, I always feel comfortable.
Please, please.
Good afternoon.
Yeah, I'm fucked up, I'm fucked up.
Talk to me, please.
I can't stay in here, but first of all,
what's your hourly rate?
I don't know, I don't know,
because in how many hours do we have today?
I take up a significant chunk of your time.
Yeah, 10 diamonds per hour, 10 diamond blocks per hour.
And I'm in blocks for our yeah, I can't afford to that what happens if I run out of diamond blocks as a therapist
Am I just not just give me all that you got and we'll be good. Okay?
Okay, and how can I refer you to us?
therapy
Colonel
Doctor, please doctor. So after please doctor, please I have okay so much shit happening in my life right now
Okay, and take all my shit. Okay, and talk to me please. You're the one who asked the questions
Tell me what is going on in your life, please sir
Doctor, please. There's just so much shit happening
I don't give a fuck about your name. I don't need to know your name to know you I
Don't need to know your name to know what's in that heart and what's on that mind. That's what I'm looking for
Okay, ask me the key questions, doctor, please.
What the fuck is going on? First of all, explain it to me.
That's my fucking issue. People yell at each other.
People yell at each other.
Not that. Not that. Not that.
I'm gonna hang this up because I just realized I want to put a photo of myself on this wall.
So just ignore that.
What the fuck, bro?
Okay.
What?
So.
Mr. Kwak.
Doctor, please.
Tell me.
Yes.
Tell me what has been causing you stress or anger or frustration.
Okay.
Well, Doctor, please.
Um, you.
You.
Are you getting rocks thrown at your fucking windows?
Are you that bad of a doctor?
Wait, what client do you have?
They deserve rocks at your fucking window.
Are you getting rocks thrown at your fucking windows?
Are you that bad of a doctor?
Wait, what client do you have?
They're just throwing rocks at your fucking window.
Doctor, doctor, please?
Who the hell did that?
Doctor, please.
Doctor, please, why are you floating?
Who the hell did that?
I don't know, I don't know.
Oh, no, I'm pissed.
Oh, I'm pissed.
What is pissing you off right now nothing actually, okay, so
Well, there's no such thing as nothing so that's causing you stress. No, no, this is it. This is your therapy session
It's all right. All right. Okay. I'm back to back to what we were talking about. So, um, what was the what's been on your mind recently? Oh
my gosh, well
I'm just I'm just feeling a lot of stress and a lot of pressure from others
You ever felt that kind of like pressure in your life that almost doesn't even let you breathe?
Totally totally yeah when have you felt it?
So this is your fucking session
When I was taking my test to become a doctor my MCAT
Mm-hmm. I think
So when I took that I
I was feeling pressure yeah yeah yeah and the pressure it felt because of other
people's expectations or your own I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry there's
a weird aura over here do you see this do you see about my god doctor please I
thought we were practicing confidentiality I
I AM practicing!
Did you fart? What is that?
What is that?
It's some fucking person. It's literally a fucking person in here.
Oh my gosh. Who the-
What do you expect? Do you have a cracked ass window? Anyone can get out of here.
What the hell is that?
Why do you even have pressure plates if you don't have a door?
We should get in a voice group then or something, because that's where the case is.
Oh, okay, okay.
The pressure plates I think are for the fire.
Oh my gosh, they're right here.
Fucking chair are they serious like I'm
You're gonna have money to pay me extra if you're bringing all this baggage in here
Okay, okay, please let's join a group. Okay, please. Okay. I made it. I made it. Okay. Oh
Okay, oh should I got a password what's that one two three
Oh, you're fucking kidding me!
Lightning strike down in my...
in my... in my... in my Valentino way back!
Are we... what the hell?
This session is about to be over!
I do not feel safe here.
Wait, are we... am I even in the voice group?
I'm not even in the fucking voice group!
Hello?
Oh my God Doctor, please, you didn't fucking do it in the voice group!
Why would you end my session if I were to pay you?
I don't know what the- did you- who the fuck should have lightninged out in here?
I didn't- you told me to bring my baggage, I have my baggage!
Is there a fire?
Doctor, please, Doctor, please, tell me what the fuck is going on.
I don't- let's just continue the session as normal, please.
Just continue the session as normal.
Okay, why do you have pressure plates for no door?
It's for the fire.
It's for the fireplace.
Continue the session, just as nothing happened.
Okay?
Okay!
Take me!
Just take me then!
Lovely, just take me if you want me that damn bad!
Oh my God.
Okay.
Just continue the session.
Would you like to talk about it?
Just continue the session.
Sit down.
Sit down, please.
Doctor, please.
Have you ever felt pressure or stress in your life before?
I do.
I actually feel stress actually breaking the current moment.
that actually was just fine.
Yeah, what makes you feel so much stress?
The thought of maybe my husband being dead or myself dying causes me a lot of stress.
Grief is a long process in a very personal one.
Yeah.
Yes.
So when did your husband pass away?
Okay, so we got married.
We got married.
Oh my gosh, it was, it was May 6th.
Beautiful wedding.
It was on May 6th.
And we had our dream wedding.
It's the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little girl.
Yeah?
And it was the same.
Why did you dream of that as a little girl?
What made you?
Because I wanted to have a super hot and sexy husband.
And that's who I saw at the altar.
And he makes me feel like a princess.
OK?
And so?
You feel like you were projecting certain emotions
in a way that you didn't realize?
It refers to question.
Did you feel like there was an internal repression
of emotions that you were projecting
onto this gaslighting in any way, shape, or form?
Repression of emotions and discussing with it.
Why are you asking me that question?
Doctor, please, I've been so stressed recently.
People just yell at each other in this fucking server.
I don't know what to do.
I am sick of it.
People just don't respect.
And that's a big issue to me.
No, and you're absolutely right, actually.
That is something I've been noticing.
And so-
Anyone yell at you?
Oh, has anybody fucking yelled at me?
Who hasn't yelled at me?
Motherfuckers.
Every day people yell at me.
And I'm just like, seriously,
Sweet kind girl who wants to help everybody out who never asked for anything from anybody else, and then it's just like oh
We hate Katie. We don't even like Katie
Katie fucking sucks actually. I wish she was never in the fucking servers shit
I hear yes
People have said that yes people have said that
Well, have you ever have you ever tried to maybe put yourself in their shoes?
If I put myself in their shoes, I would be like, oh my gosh, this girl is actually amazing
and beautiful.
Do you feel like the projection of gaslighting within those turmoil moments of emotions,
of happiness and sadness become one within?
I just think that the emotions can go beyond that of the mental capacity within oneself.
To become that you kind of have to you know
Look at so many different options, and you have to kind of suppress certain things what you're just saying fucking worse right now
None of it is making sense. Okay, let's go on to the next topic. Uh-huh your KFC clearly a point of pride in your life. Yes
Yes, what would you do that KFC burnt down right now? Would you feel like your life's worth burns down with it?
No, I wouldn't because I'd be fucking dead if the KFC went down. I would kill myself again saying a bunch of string of words
I make no sense. All right, I try to help you but I actually need the help people keep fucking with my statue
What do I do about it? It really hurts me because I worked so hard on that fucking statue
Okay, here's what you have to do. Let go
What are you drinking?
No, I'm being framed. I'm literally being framed. No
No
About I literally saw your flash you put it away
This is ridiculous
No, I don't
This is literally drinking during our fucking session.
Oh my god.
Thanks.
My therapist is literally drinking
during my session.
Am I that fucked up?
Oh my god.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
QSNP better routine officer?
Oh my god.
Were these who invited these guys?
Who actually invited these guys?
You're a minute over mid session.
would you like therapy sir what's your no look look look look look
dammit how many is it called drop you got a fucking smoker in here you need to get a
I'm going to drop fucking smoker in the QSMP.
Oh my God.
I give you a book.
What the fuck is going on?
I'm losing it.
I'm fucking losing it.
I can't even read.
I got a book, let's see.
Look at this dapper, gentlemen.
Why is he giving you therapy?
Congratulations.
Two of you have been selected for a special federation mission.
Oh, hell no.
What the fuck?
I don't fucking know.
What the fuck?
Like me, me and funny dance guy?
Is this for me?
Maybe this guy knows who I'm not.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm fucking, what the fuck are you reading this?
What are you saying?
That hurts.
Okay.
I've read it then.
Congratulations.
Two of you have been selected for a special federation mission.
Go to coordinates minus 910, 61909. Your code is 69XX.
Wait, wait, wait, what is the coordinates? What is the coordinates?
Uh, 9, uh, uh, uh, minus...
Oh my gosh.
We can't read.
Oh my gosh.
They picked the best two!
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!
Can we have another 30?
Huh?
Wait, you and me?
Yeah! I got picked two! They picked the best two!
I have the second numbers! The second numbers are 6-7!
This is so great! You can give me a therapy session while we walk!
Nine? Okay. Who the fuck was that guy?
Did you know you had a smoker client?
Yeah, I have all sorts of clients. That's hippo violation if I tell you who and who.
Multi?
Multi! Hi, Multi!
just passing by.
Hi, Molteep.
Would you like to get some therapy from Dr. Please?
Katie, you still are doing the therapy?
Of course.
It's just got moved.
We just opened.
Re-opened.
I thought they revoked your license after the last incident?
What happened?
What the fuck is he talking about?
What the hell is he talking about?
No, he's not even talking about anything special.
The last incident, the last customer killed himself.
Okay, okay, okay, Mr. Funny guy. Okay, funny news guy.
You see this car out front? You see this car out front? Yes.
Well, Doctor, please, literally drunker of last night, crashing in front.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Thank you guys, thank you guys actually. Wow, thank you guys so much.
I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
Wow. Hey, Don't KD Day. And I'm just a beautiful innocent soul.
I have to talk I have to talk to my to my friend here. Okay, but we give me two minutes
No, I'm not talking to you I'm talking no, I'm talking. Yes, I'm talking I can wait no worries
No, because the fucking funny dance guy is kurva
Sly and convincing what the fuck is this?
This fucking ass
Whoa
in public. Can I watch? Can I watch? I suppose so.
Doctor, please. Just give me one piece of advice that's gonna help you.
There's a fucking invisible guy. Yo, mind your own- who the fuck is this right now?
I see your item in your hand. What the fuck? Okay, okay.
Can you buy this on the QSMP shop? Oh my god.
What, like a lap dance? No, no. The fucking globe.
Yo, what the hell is this?
I have no fucking- What the fuck is going-
Okay, okay, you know what?
Okay, okay, okay.
Fuck your question, come on, go fuck yourself.
I don't know who the fuck is going on.
Let me take this.
Alrighty.
You still need therapy?
Still?
No, I think- I think what I have is incurable.
I generally think what I have is incurable at this point.
I'm so sorry.
We'll try again next time.
Multi, multi.
Is this gonna be removed?
I hope that that's getting fucking taken down.
I'm gonna take a little day trip with my friend here, okay?
We're gonna take a little day trip
and when I'm back, I need to speak to you, all right?
Okay, so it's gonna be...
And when I'm back, it speaks to you too.
When I'm back, it speaks to you too as well.
Hey, don't speak to him like that.
Will you, will you, Amphi, infactuate the P?
It sticks on his face.
Okay.
Who is giving me fucking books with a dance written in it?
What the fuck?
Okay, multi tomorrow.
Why it's coming back to me?
I cannot, oh my God.
Please, please pick it up, please.
No, please, please pick it up.
I don't want this book.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
Please.
Look at the fucking people, bro.
Look at the fucking people of this island.
Look at my island dog.
Look at my neighbor's dog.
Wait, I'm uh, I'm uh, Duncey.
Multi, tomorrow?
I'm likely gonna be on, okay?
Okay, okay, go on.
Sounds like a threat.
Okay.
But if you're still here today, I need to speak to you.
Okay?
Okay, yes.
Alright, I guess we shall all get moving.
Multi?
Yes, K.P.
Three, two, one.
dance for me dance for me dance uh oh
okay
quackity quackity quackity
ah sorry yes ah you okay
you wanted to speak to me um
no i have really important things to say to you
okay yes after after my mission okay
After my mission. After my mission. After my mission.
Okay. Let's go. Come on.
Look at my quackity, man.
Look at my quackity. What is it? What is it? I'm just looking for the...
Stop fucking dancing from the dance, guys. Please.
Hey, Katie. I gave you the water to hit.
I know. Can we just go together? Stop!
You're not special
Okay, I won't I just give them to you. That's why
Wait, this is so fucking it's like right down the street. I thought we're gonna have to make a big one. Okay. All right
We'll be right back. Okay. Is this one?
Yeah, of course. No worries. No worries. Bye, multi. Bye
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
do why why why do you have like why do you have like black ink on the back of
your sleeve um that's part of my outfit that's my style no that's part of my
style that's what they wear KFC tell your local kids you're going to turn
around this black on the back of the uniform okay okay wait are we like here
like basically here yeah I'm telling you it's like down the street I thought we
We're taking on like this secret special spy mission.
Wait, it's literally like, do we watch a movie?
Huh?
Oh, do we have to go down?
Yeah, that's cool.
Maybe they saw how fucked up we both were
and they're just gonna be like,
oh, we're watching a movie.
Wait, we're not even by the coordinates anymore.
You, you, you.
Hey, you have the coordinates wrong.
Wait, wait, wait, I think it's over here.
I think it's over here.
Is it?
Um, wait, nine, wait, nine, 10.
Okay.
And then 61.
Is that down?
Wait, 61.
Hold on.
I'm going to turn on my investigative skills.
Give me one second.
Map.
And then open any map.
Any map settings.
I don't have a file.
Okay.
Oh my fucking goodness.
us okay 9-910 hold on it is exactly right here minus nine 10 and then what
is the other coordinate give me the other coordinate oh yeah we gotta go to
one oh oh yeah it's um holy shit they say no 9-9-0-9 so 9-0-9 is this one no
No, no, no, that's what I was saying.
That's what I was saying.
Yeah.
Oh, quackity.
Oh, is this this little hole?
Is it?
Oh, maybe it's underground here.
Oh.
I can't see shit right now.
Oh, what the fuck?
Hold on.
What?
Katie?
I'm right here.
Don't be shy.
I'm not shy.
You're protectors here.
I'm very confident.
I'm not shy and I'm not scared of anything.
Yeah, break those walls like you're fucking confident then.
Come on.
Yeah, I am.
Hold on.
Nine?
A lot?
I don't know.
Okay, no.
It's way over there.
Way, way farther.
Yeah, way farther.
Why are we running?
Damn.
This has got to be over.
No, no, no.
Don't be the altar.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, let me...
Uh, it says announcements.
Do you have an announcement?
Oh my God, it's right here.
It's right here.
Wait, wait, Katie.
Minus 910.
Oh my fucking.
Oh, oh, oh, go, go, go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, Katie.
What's the code? Read the code out.
6967.
Don't act out.
6967.
There's fucking nothing on the inside.
Did you just take it?
No.
There's nothing inside of the chest.
One code, two parts.
Wait, isn't that the code?
One code, two parts, two parts, one code, two parts.
That's equals five.
One code, two parts.
So five.
How many letters in the word code for how many letters in the word full for
two parts, jeans and shirts, Levi's for
That's not the code I guess wait a minute wait a minute
Are you having a drink last right now that didn't do anything I thought maybe there was
a code behind the sign but you just broke the sign well I thought I thought I was cooking
I really thought I was cooking you just broke the sign with the only instructions we have
I just got a code on my screen, I just got a code on my screen.
It's minus, that's a code I just got on my screen.
Oh my god.
What do you mean that's the code?
Look, I just got, oh.
It's got something else.
What did it say?
1116666.
111666666.
Like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Six six six six six six six six.
Like that?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Was it minus or plus?
No no it was all plus all plus.
I got minus six six six six six six six six six six.
Does that mean we have to separate
and I want to separate?
No.
What does that even mean?
I have to go to those coordinates
I don't even know coordinates.
Hold on.
Angel numbers to make a wish.
Oh 11 11 make a wish.
I wish I was doing the whole life.
My god, I wish I was fucking this. Are you kidding me protect me?
Yeah, I'll put it out. Okay relax first of all relax. I'm gonna just
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay
Hold on six nine six seven six nine six seven wait six nine six seven right down hold on
can we can we change your name change your name to what do you do set name or
something yeah you think me and then sex
okay okay okay
please have a no-mission partner please please look at my partner talking so
Fuck oh my gosh
Okay, what coordinates that you get on your screen I gotta write mine down
Um one one one six six six, okay write it down. I got
minus six six six six
Wait, are those the coordinates we need to go put that so far away?
Hey, are those coordinates?
I don't know, because there's not a third number.
OK, hold on.
Let me see how far away these coordinates are.
So minus 6, minus 666, Deho, Deho, is Deho?
Oh, yes, Pat?
Yes sir.
Sorry.
We are a bit far from the coordinates, but I already marked down pen on my, now give
me your coordinates.
Well look in the damn chat.
Look in the chat, pen.
Look in the chat.
I typed in the chat.
111 space 666.
I have the math open so I can't get into the chat while I say it.
111 666.
I have the math open so I can't get into the chat while I say it.
it 111 6666 how many ones three ones four six three ones four sixes 3146 3146
31-46 God how is Zendaya's hat? 111 and 6666
Okay, they hope let's go and mark down the corp maybe these accordions we have to go to I
Have a good plan though. I have a great one close to the so I put two different markings
One is pain the other one is they hope and I have and I have in do you
What is so speak fucking speak track challenge?
You really just send that to me?
Here, come with me.
You were at, do me a favor, do me a big favor,
put a vote down.
Okay.
Do me a big favor, put a, say hello, put a vote down.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
Okay, now come with me.
Okay.
All right, so we should be getting close
to the pain marking, okay, let's see.
Because I have-
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
What's wrong?
Wait a minute.
Yes?
The sign!
The fucking sign!
What did the sign say?
Wait, where'd you put the coordinates at?
Uh, minus, minus 666 and 1111.
Okay, do you put two things down, right?
Yes.
Listen to me, I just had a vision.
Two parts, one code.
six six six six six one one one six six six six six that's what we're supposed to go oh my god
oh my god you're right two parts one code two fucking idiots one stupid ass gore
what are you talking about you're onto nothing bro cook some bullshit what are you talking about
no no no no no no no no no okay write it down write it you i'm okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
Your code was negative. Okay. This, this, Guacame.
Okay. Yes. Go to this waypoint. That.
Yeah. Common denominator.
That's not an applause. I'm getting my ass slapped. Okay. This is what we're going to do. So we're going to mark. Okay.
Read the code. Read the coordinates out loud, please.
Negative, negative four sixes.
Negative four, like 46,000?
No, no, negative six, six. How do you fucking charge it? We said it.
Negative six, six, six, six.
Great waypoint.
111, 666, 666.
Which has grass, yes.
Oh my gosh, we were actually the two fucking smartest people here.
Nobody would have figured that shit out
Which is gracias, okay, baby minus six six six six six yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then
And then one one one
And then six six six six oh my fucking god, yeah
No, this is so, oh my God, hold on.
What?
We are, oh my God, this is so fucking far away.
Okay, hold on.
Minus 6666 and then 666 plus, right?
So far.
Okay, let's see.
We are 8,000 fucking kilometers away.
Easy, right?
Easy?
What do you mean easy?
Is there something by it?
Is there anything by it?
That's really like at least three miles.
That's going to be like six hours of walking.
Well, it didn't take a boat.
Hold on.
I have an idea.
Honestly, you're going to want to thank me for this.
Yeah, yeah, this is smart.
This is smart.
I'm gonna ask Pierre for the plane, A-40.
Okay, let's go, let's go, get it.
Okay, okay.
France.
Okay, okay, we are in A-40.
Okay, okay.
Oh God, this is, okay, this is, do not, do not, you don't.
Oh my god, I just realized that our chat name is Payne and Deho, they're not even gonna
know who we are.
Yeah, it was at the Archer Airport.
Hey, Pierre.
Yes.
Yeah, where are you?
Pierre, where are you?
Where are you, Pierre?
Pierre, I have a question.
Oh, you are upstairs, right?
No, let me handle this.
Don't worry, I got this.
You're gonna see how good I am at this.
No, I have a question.
Pierre, why is my boyfriend on your wall?
My husband.
Sorry.
Ah, because before you propose him, we had a little, you know, just being chilling in
a little boat, like exploring, and he was with me fishing, but just...
That's good.
You know, the key being before marriage, he's on a home record.
And what's...
Is this him as well?
Yeah, yeah, that's when they
Why do you have a photo of Justin?
Goodbye, and and then he went he went to you
But you know he already knows that I was with Maximus
Here, this is really crazy. So you're telling me you were trying to fuck to mate?
No
Yeah, I am so disappointed
I didn't know it was a spell. This is a lot right now.
Oh my gosh. If I were you, I wouldn't have to make it up to Katie.
Because that's really messed up.
To be serious, I was a little bit, you know, confused.
Because it's Tomat who tried to hit on me a little bit.
That's why I told him like I was as maximum as I can.
Oh, there's only one thing that can make this right.
Yeah, because I can't think because I'm really disgusted right now
I am really like this is a lot right now, and I'm really pissed off
I'm so mad for you.
Yeah, let's do it.
It's so mad for you.
Here, how are you going to make this right?
Oh, I have some tomatoes if you want.
I can't afford you some tomatoes. No, I can think of something better that I want
Yeah, I was need to go like on a July but unfortunately there's I need to clear my head. I
Could go with some wind in my hair
Yeah
Somewhere where up high and you can see everything
Okay, okay, but you need to pass you know
How do you say the alcohol tests?
You know cuz like last time you drive you you you fucked up the
Well, well, I don't have to be the pilot
Could you go to negative 666 101 6666 or or you can you can just give us a clean keys and
bring it back in one piece.
Yeah, you're going to crash into it.
No, no, no, no, here.
Here.
I got you here.
It's not far away.
I can like, you know, fly over here and you jump like real,
real guys.
I really need like just quackity to be with me, to be honest.
Yeah.
We need to have real time.
Babbage style. I can do this
What so is that a yes or no, or are we gonna you're gonna disappoint us one more time like you
Come with me. I will come with me
Okay
Like you know paracoupers
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what the fuck is okay
Yeah, no, it's uh, it's a little plushy
Yeah, yeah, okay. Come
Do I have air? Yes, I have everything.
Okay. Yeah, because we need some air because we're so mad.
We're so fucking mad, Miandayho.
I'm so fucking mad.
I have why do people like meaning this world? Why can't you just be nice?
Do you think I'm nice?
nice we want to be outside of the cockpit okay outside the cockpit yeah just
right click the seats okay you can right click here inside the cockpit
Okay, okay, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, okay, that's behind you. Oh
Oh my god, what was that? What was that idea? What was that? Are you okay? Um, yeah, but what the fuck was that?
Just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it. We were just ignore it, right? Okay. Yeah, okay. We're ready. We're ready
We need to be in a group for communication.
I will create the FDRO group.
You need to write down the coordinates.
What are the coordinates?
Last coordinates, I will send them to you.
Okay.
Also, it was-
I'm Kenzie, drive the group three.
Oh, yes, yes.
The little metagamers.
Yay!
Right there.
Okay.
Woo!
How did you put that?
I mean, Dejo, can you hear me just fine?
Yes, Dejo.
I can hear you.
Oh, yes, Ken.
It's like this.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that works.
Hey, Dejo.
Yeah?
Are you ready to jump out?
Yes, Ken, over and out.
Okay, over and out.
Pierre?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I've got the coordinates.
Okay, let me, let me...
Pierre, can you, can you change your name to this, please?
Did you send him the coordinates?
Yes, just change your name to that.
It's a, it's a, it's a key, it's a, it's like a code name.
Okay, I coordinates it's just let me put away fun
So we got pilots, Pen, Dejo, and Tec, Pendejo Tec
Pendejo Tec
Okay
Pendejo
Ow!
Did you call the plane going?
Yes!
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not your boss he's got strictly fucking with you!
Fucked up!
Didn't hurt though.
You're strong.
Okay, let's do this.
Tay, let's go, Tay.
Oh, interesting takeoff.
Are we serious?
Tay, don't plan anything, Tay.
Oh, woo!
Tay, we are getting there.
Okay.
Oh, my...
Okay.
My goodness.
This is just...
This is...
Straight down on me if you dare.
No, don't say that.
Okay, over now, we're headed to, we're headed there very, very quickly. We're almost there.
Hey Ho, how you doing up there?
I'm chillin'. I'm chillin'.
Yeah.
No biggie.
Yeah, you have your hair in the way.
Yeah, yeah, I'm chillin'.
Yeah.
No biggie.
Does this make you like Pierre a little more?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, me too.
This was worth it. Even if you were chillin'.
Hey Ho?
Yeah?
So, let me ask you something. You said you had a marriage?
Yeah, I did.
With whom?
Tomate.
Tomate. And where's Tomate? I want to meet Tomate.
So, he got kidnapped.
What, got kidnapped?
Yeah, yeah, he got kidnapped.
What happened?
Yeah, so he got, he actually got struck by lightning.
by lightning and then the Federation um kidnapped him and they have been probably torturing him so
yep so you're not gonna be able to meet him at this corrupt moment but i am on i am actually
gonna be finding him so you have do you know do you know you know where we're going right now
Yeah, I know where we're going I know where we're going I can't tell you right
now where we go are you fucking kidding me I know where we're going
Is this another marketing scheme for KFC?
Just tell me when you want to jump.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Jesus.
Don't worry.
It's just a little cloud.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What's going on, say?
Just a little cloud, nothing to be afraid of.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're almost here.
Okay.
Be ready to jump.
There you are.
Alrighty.
I
Keep getting sure by lightning up here
Did you
Yeah
Fuck fuck fuck. Oh my god, oh my god
I'm just I I don't know where I'm going but it's kind of okay, you can jack
you
Fucking woods Quackity
I'm with buddy
Okay, good luck guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys
I
Taxi again, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll probably need it for sure
Yes, my screen is going black. It's gone black. Okay. Okay. Well, where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
I'm trying to
Cool
They know where are you? They hope oh?
My god, you're so far away. Look at your back. I'm coming. I'm coming. Just chill. Just chill. Don't worry
Don't worry. Don't worry, Dayho. I'm on my way.
Dayho, I can't open my fucking- my backpack literally doesn't fucking work.
Which means we have nothing to depend ourselves with.
No, no, I have stuff.
Okay. Uh, are you in the middle of the fort?
Wait a minute. Can you still see something?
Wait a minute, I'm really close to it.
I'm- oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why is my game getting dark? My game- my game is getting dark right now.
Hold on. Dayho, describe your surroundings.
Uh, uh, I'm by the- the, uh, mountain, I think?
What the fuck kind of description are you?
Pen!
Pen behind you!
Pen!
Are you fucking blind behind you?
Oh my god, oh my god, yeah I do.
I have problems with my eyes.
Do you have anything against blind people?
Oh.
Cause you're gonna see these clips.
Well no they're not but they'll hear them.
I, no.
No, no, no.
Where are we going?
Okay.
Wait, 66.
Wait, we're about to go there.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I got my loot! No, no, no! Deho! Deho! Deho! Look!
What? What?
Hold on. Deho, I'm going to reload real quick.
Deho!
Oh, Deho! Deho! Deho!
Deho! Deho!
Pet! Our pet!
Pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen up here get the fuck in the tree oh my god
you have to go first you have to go first okay okay what happened how do I
How do I get it off?
Never mind, I just figured it out.
Okay, Penn.
Penn.
Whatever happens, whatever happens,
is there any last words?
We don't know what awaits us down there.
Hold on, I'm putting my husband in my hand.
I'm putting my husband in my hand.
I just wanna say that this journey with you,
don't take that, don't even fucking dare take that.
This journey with you has been amazing.
And-
Thank you, Deho.
there just know I will throw an amazing funeral for you I want you to know why
okay okay I'm not fucking dying down there you're not going no I'm going but
just fucking going alone no I'm going okay all right after you just stay home
okay oh my fucking okay whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you see what do you see what
I
Found oh my god, I found two babies very annoying. They scream and yell a lot stop our good food
But I thought I'd better use for them.
What the fuck, Nino?
Pen, what the fuck?
Oh my god!
What the hell, Nino?
Oh my god, I have a kid to see a boy!
That's my fucking husband! That's my fucking husband!
Oh my god, it's funny news guys!
Oh my god.
That's to me?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god, funny dance time, funny news guys.
Why are they so big? Why are they so big?
Oh my god.
Why are they two posing?
Hold on, let's get out of the group. Let's get out of the group.
Funny dance time, at least go invisible.
you're fucking up you're fucking up my Vegas hell in this chest okay I'll trade
I'll trade fucking everything quickly I'll trade everything what do you think
they want I don't know I don't need to take my inventory yeah it gives them
anything but you don't think they're dead are they they look like they're just a
little warm and that's okay. Oh my god I could have- oh my god he has a plushie in his hand
did I see him? Oh another store? Oh hell no I'm not giving him another store. I'll give
it up. Hold on. I will. Okay, okay. I know what I will give out. I will. Oh my, this one's gonna hurt.
This one's gonna hurt so much, but I have 29 golden apples. I would give them 700,000 and 29 golden apples.
I'm gonna give him my precious kukuru chip leshies, and I would give him as well. Me too.
Oh my, I do not, 80, I do not want to give this, but in order to save Epinoe, I would get my gun
Okay, and my fucking husband what else should I give them? Oh
My god, they took all the things
Okay, damn
Oh my gosh, I want to give them a note. I'm giving them a note for Toma Jack
I'm gonna give my nether star two. What about a totem? You think they'd want a totem?
Yes, leave a totem and only one two. Okay, take my totem. Uh, oh my gosh, I don't even
know. Do you think maybe like they would want antlers?
What about food? Oh my gosh. Surely that's enough right?
I want that.
What?
Katie! I'm a day ho!
Why? That was pretty good.
I put that on my foot board.
And what else do I get that I really care about?
I have um...
Yeah, I don't really have a good chisel.
Look, I have a good chisel.
I got a bit chiseled.
Look, I have pure blackmail, and I'm willing to let it go just in order to save Pippina.
Oh, it's...
It's a picture.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is that?
Okay, we are ready. That is what we're willing to bring.
I'll give him a photo as well.
I have Jay Schlatt's head.
No, not Jay Schlatt's head!
Okay, okay.
I think now they're going to come out soon, I think.
Right?
Right now it has been received.
Now did they come out?
I think so.
Hold on.
Are they going to walk out?
Or?
I don't know.
I'm scared.
Daniel?
Yeah?
Yeah, you think we're doing the right thing negotiating with the terrorist
You see this man in this photo
Yeah, this hot sexy hunk of a man right here
This is my fucking leave now. You are ours. We will be in contact. Oh my fucking god
Wait, what does that mean?
What do you think you are hours?
I don't know what the fuck.
No, seriously, I actually want my other star back.
No, because now I want my other star back.
I just got Facebook market...
What do you think you're ha-
Ow, damn!
Hot as shit.
Fine, Jesus Christ.
You just got fucking Facebook's marketplace scam.
Oh my god.
Deho?
There were some little fucking woods with you, Deho.
Deho, did you see what those words said?
that were theirs.
We are, you are ours.
That's what they said.
Well, you know, sometimes it's nice to want to feel wanted.
So I actually know, I think we just sold our fucking souls.
Sometimes it's nice to be wanted by somebody.
I think we just filled our fucking soul.
No, we did not sell our souls.
Cool it down.
We just gave them a few items and probably by the morning time,
Tomatay and Papino will be
They'll be back home. Okay. Hope you know all I care about is Tomate. They will be back home.
Say in bed. I think we're okay. I really think that we're okay. I've already sold my soul to the regime.
What? Why?
So it's like how can they, I don't even have a soul to give. What?
What do you mean you sold your soul to the regime?
Well I mean I'm in it and you know what's that?
There's my little ass way up!
Oh my god.
What the fuck do we go now?
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm gonna go back down and give a shit.
Oh my god it's gone.
What do you mean?
Wait, these morons don't realize that this is an elevator so I'm just gonna dig down.
Moreons?
Wait, can you take the elevator so I can have one?
Hello?
Quack?
They just fucking tell- wait, look at what's in there.
Oh my god, that's good to see.
Go down, go down.
Am I gonna hit the end?
Pen?
Oh my god. Oh my god, thank you, Dejo. You saved my life.
Did I?
Look, look, what's down here. It's fucking pitch black.
It's gonna, it's gonna, there's gonna be a-
And I'm literally touching on you.
Oh, this is weird.
Look, look, look, keep digging down.
Okay, digging.
Oh my god.
Come on!
We made it!
Let's go.
Hey, I found your house Facebook Marketplace Scammers.
Should I take this photo with him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Sorry, was I in it?
Wait, did my photo even take?
I saw him one of my man.
Wait, can you get one of me with him?
Can you get one of me with him?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Thank you.
We're gonna use this as blackmail if they don't if they keep scamming us. Yep
Okay
They just take the photo down or did you do that?
I'm gonna burn alive. I have to get out of here. Okay. Wow. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, okay. Where?
I did TP! I did TP!
Okay, okay, I'm TPing through, I'm TPing through.
I live, I cannot, no, no, no, no, no, I cannot lose all my stuff!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm about to die again any food any food
Where the hell did I get out of here?
Oh my god, why did I drop on the corner?
It just burns it.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Rest.
Guys, guys, I need rest.
Okay.
How the fuck am I going to get there?
I can't- How the fuck am I going to get there?
Oh my god, what was that?
What was that?
What is going on?
Negative 1RP, negative 1 fucking brain cell!
I'm broken.
That's such an war loss.
Do they have an elevator here?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, oh, what do you mean they're coming to Holland?
A little too late.
Swim of shame.
Oh my gosh.
I can't even go back, I think I'm closer now to this.
This was not a close swim.
Spawn is free.
Nina!
Thank you for the 5, Nina!
Subnautica 6 gameplay.
Oh my gosh, that was fucking crazy.
No, this is actually some bullshit.
Why did I decide to do this? This is the dumbest shit ever. Can one of them get on a boat? W. Pity soaps.
Drown. Threat hauling.
guys guys I fell in this fucking hole of doom and despair are you
You have special. Why did you throw yourself into the hole shut up? I'm trying to figure
out what's going on. Daniel, where are you? I'm in the deepest hole of doom. So just like
what you listen to my voice. Yeah, literally just like me. Okay. Oh, I see it. I see it.
they see it I'll be here so that thank you so much thank you thank you thank
you they hope right crappy drop drop me something what the fuck you know I'm
literally what am I doing what the I had a beautiful solution for us I can't
get up here, Penn. Oh my god. Break another block.
It's not one second. I have to help him in. Okay, okay. Give
us company right now. It is a good time to get high. Yeah,
please give me some company. Do you have my stuff? No means.
Um,
just keep it. All right. One for you. One for you, Katie. Thank
you. Well, so you
let's go back up let's do it oh my god oh shit it's not working I got it I got
it there you go there you go there you go perfect
oh my god oh there you go there you go give me my give me my shit give me my
shit right now okay can you guys sit down here in these two chairs and I
can mediate whatever the fuck is going on here there actually is nothing to
mediate they know it's just like yeah no super like rude right now i just need
my i need my stuff i this is a lot for me i want to say that i was thinking
about you and i recovered all your things no and i appreciate that's more
than you ever know okay here one two eight hey yo step away step away sir
Okay. Hey, chill.
Sorry.
Ow.
Sorry.
You're picking all these up, right?
Where's, where's my actual stuff?
All of it? What's this armor?
What? What do you mean what's this? That's not your armor?
No, it's not my armor.
Oh, crap, I think I took your armor.
Okay, give that back.
My armor has like names.
Yeah, give that back, give that back, give that back.
I feel like-
Oh my God, I just gave you my things.
You need, I don't have a kind of toast.
Thank you, thank you.
Well, you have a freaking model, right?
Yeah, this is good, this is good.
Yeah, I do, I do, because I needed to pick up my stuff
and make sure no one took it.
Wait, is that Super Nether, right, all the way?
Wait, I didn't know their backpack, I didn't know their backpack.
Yeah, it's my Super Nether, right?
What the, how about Fokky on Super Nether, right?
I went and got it. What do you mean?
Have my fucking boy my husband, please
What's where's your in your hand?
What is your husband? Oh?
My gosh, Lucy. I got to catch you up on anything. I'm just listen. I'm just here. It's your husband
Wait, we're taking by day. Oh
In the tomato the tomato the tomato the tomato and where's my
swear to god i was about to eat your husband like a few seconds ago where is my where is my
shit where is my shit give me the tomato no no no that's our hostage and add another backpack
add another backpack i don't see another backpack i brought back everything i had
okay i'll have to go i'll have to go get my other stuff i guess no no no no wait i might have it
I had to burn a lot of it actually otherwise it wasn't gonna fit in my inventory. You know my swords and my tools and shit
You are so lucky that I actually do get those rocks
That's it, that's all I got oh my gosh, okay, what about the other stuff on my body?
Some of it I have to leave behind
Thank you. Thank you, Pan.
Stay home. Stay home.
It's fucking crazy.
Stay home. It's likely that we have fucked up and we have sold our souls.
Look. Look.
I think we're gonna be okay.
Okay. And before you leave, this is my friend, Luzu.
Hey, Luzu. Nice to meet you.
Hi, Katie.
How are you?
I've heard about you.
Really? Good things?
Yeah, what did you hear? Bad things?
Sorry, I'm in disguise. Let me just take these off for a second.
Why are you wearing this?
It's my disguise dude.
Don't make fun of it.
This is my friend Lucy Daniel.
Come here Louza. Before I go.
Come here.
Oh I don't have a heart.
Come in my arms.
Just embrace in my arms.
Rockety.
If we sold our soul.
At least we're together.
I need to put that on.
sauce boss out sauce boss out sauce boss I was I muted okay bye I was gonna say
that it was a good bye field with sauce boss the repetition is oh my leg so much
like so much like sauce bus oh my fucking spyglass and everything chat I'm
gonna go try and go to my body next time my spyglass my glider my shield
Wow.
Was it worth it?
Was it fucking worth it?
a fucking worth it guys? At what cost man? Oh guys I'll be back on Wednesday I'm not
gonna be here tomorrow I am gonna be off tomorrow but I'll be back Wednesday and the rest of
the week okay so we will get more I love you so much definitely good Lord today crazy shit
I don't know what the fuck is going to happen, but at least we're together.