Let's fucking go!
Stop saying winners POV, bro.
Fucking stop saying winners POV.
You know damn well.
Also, I really gotta figure this out,
check is my fucking stream deck.
Grace with 10 to start off our day.
W Grace, let's fucking go with the big 10.
Wait, I'm already having tech troubles.
What to do when Elgato isn't working when I'm live?
Check your cables, restore your streaming software.
What?
In your OBS or your software, turn the R.
Bro, don't start.
What's up everybody, welcome and come on in, it's fucking mid-offs day one, Grace with another big ten, let's go.
Chat, this is like my soundboard and stuff, this is actually really fucking annoying.
Let me try and get this fixed.
I hope I don't have to holy cleavage.
Woo! Woo! Not the diamond moves!
Watch out, oh it's, okay now it's working, now it's working.
W. W. Let's fucking go. Let's go. Filter in. Loser's POV.
Tubbo said what?
Tubbo said you're better than 90% of Minecraft players. I am better than maybe 90% of Minecraft players.
90's generous, but I am worse than 100% of mid-offs players. Grace with a fucking 10. Sound more check.
So, welcome to everybody. Good morning, mid-off-stage one.
Probably maybe the only day that I'm playing, but I will have hope for Catherine with the five.
I'm excited no matter what we shove along the street.
Have hope.
There's a difference between hope and just general having eyes, but yes.
I still am very, very proud of my progress.
I've had such a fun week and it'll be so fun to watch the other people compete as
well and maybe get some good runs in.
Little fairy with the five, Grace with the big fucking 20.
Let's go, Grace.
Fucking love you.
Blessing the community once again.
W, Grace.
I didn't want to say because I'm sure this will be the most asked question today.
As of right now, my runtime is set, not set, but it is projected at about 4pm EST.
It could happen earlier.
It could happen later.
The run of show, I'm sure, could be all over the place.
They could over underestimate.
But yeah, it won't be until down the line.
So in the meantime, I'm going to watch the other runs I'm going to maybe get
in my own practice runs.
Theo is up first, not first game, but he's before me, so Max is giving him some attention.
Um, thank you for the bits, subseries, and yo, Katie, I just farted.
Alright, thank you for sending me money to let me know.
Uh, but yeah, it should be fun!
I have hope for myself.
I'm going to do the best that I can do, but who knows how far that will take me.
Maybe I'll get first, maybe I won't, but as long as we have fun.
Right?
I just don't want to fuck up my run.
I just don't want to have the worst run ever like imagine my worst run is the Mid-Offs run. It won't be
It won't be we know it won't be but can you imagine why only an iron helmet today?
Um, I didn't mine a diamond one this morning
This suit is gonna mess up my run
I didn't even think about that
No, I got movement. I have movement. I kind of felt like a football player putting on the pads this morning
You know
so it not for
big game
mid-off since my super bowl i guess so
take it off
what did this say
what are my stats so far wait
fuck fun betting on you on colchie
please tell me it's not actually on there
this shit on polymarket
Grace with the 10, thank you Grace.
Is it not uncomfortable?
It's a little bit, but it's not bad.
I cut the back of it a little bit
because it's always getting my hair.
Thank you Grace so much.
You got this, Katie, we love you.
Awesome, my name is Browns.
Elle, thank you for the bits.
Yes, I'm gonna make you guys proud.
And I love your streams and the microfit again.
Thank you Joy for the bits, let's go.
Yes, I am against Phil.
I am against Phil today.
So this is where it will get interesting.
There's no way winners, there's no way this bracket
and loser's bracket is today, is it?
Cause now that I think about it, it is.
So I don't play Philtil 4, then I gotta play again.
What's my PB, 42 minutes?
I've only technically beat it twice this week.
Technically three times yesterday, but technically only twice, but technically yesterday three times technically twice, which is actually kind of crazy
I've only been it twice. So will I be Phil? We'll see
We'll see
If I had to bet my life on it. I
Would say no
Then we get to the loser's bracket that will be interesting I'm not sure who I will play in that
but yeah, I
I just if you haven't watched all week just you know don't set the bar too high guys
It's not even about me. It's about the other fucking players. I saw Duncan get a 14 minute
Holy shit
You won't get to the losers
That's crazy yeah
He got a 12
My mom is calling me.
Mom, I'm working.
God tell her I'm working.
Oh, shoot, with the HyperX command.
Chad, I think the HyperX command is, I need it.
I need to take that off.
Oh, she's calling me again.
Oh, I got to say, I'm streaming.
I'm a streamer.
W mom?
Sorry.
don't want to take a call on live wait how do I stop this command okay there we
go who's excited guys does anybody know I have tuba stream pulled up but are they
going are they already going wait guys we should watch the first one it's Tina
okay let's lowkey watch let's let's start watching this shit I want to watch
the first one while Theo's getting coached so I want to see the vibes. Ms. Britt thank
you for the 10 let's go um so yeah let's just start watching this shit. We are going to
be the best watch party for the mid-offs and also the best gameplay for the mid-offs
so we should have a fun weekend.
This is that, it's Harry Treasure. Well for those of you that don't know about
very treasure it is the hardest beginner overworld seed type it is all about Tina
versus ghostly w1 bracket the chest is where we really see the most struggling
and maybe I don't know what the strategy is here maybe they're hoping it's gonna
come down to a kind of low volume for finding the chest maybe they're hoping
that the very treasure is gonna be slightly open and you can see that
irregular blocks in the terrain I don't whoa okay I gotta see a first game to
see how this shit works and to see what the competition is like yes I will be
going today at about four. This one's tough. So it'll be a while till I'm up, but I'll let you
get some practice for us.
fish in there i think that's really nice again i think it's three or four i think yeah yeah around
that um so they do have a bit of food but we know berry treasure eels mouse is fried it's very
little food so you have to question your health you got you got to play safe no i remember correctly
who was the eyesore who's i pretty sure tina was pretty good at food management when i was
catching some of the late night training so i'm not overly i'm not overly like so i also call
some of the late night trading i did thank you make a two by one thank you jojo for
your discord message so much can happen good luck in the mouse today galt my
prudent generation let's fucking go you know i give me the mi-p my heart goes out
to her but still you know it was it was long it was a little long all right
let's get into it this is ghostly proof vasatina the first let's fucking go it
Let's get off four.
Not seen one.
First match of the season.
Whenever production's ready, it will go.
Okay, this is the open part.
We can kind of be almost.
Masterful, mystical cut.
Alright guys.
Let's study some gameplay.
Let's see if I can pick up any last-minute tips.
Seriously, kid, you got this. Let's go.
Let's go.
Don't be nervous. My match is until four.
And even then, don't be nervous.
Crazy. I've never seen that before.
Don't be nervous. I'm not nervous.
Katie's not nervous. Katie's going to win the whole damn thing.
you
I'm going to put myself right here and then let's put our chat.
could potentially be some variants in the overworld here depending on whether they're
able to find that magma ravine. Why don't we listen into Tina's comms real quick.
Oh no they do listen into comms.
All right cool and then after this we're going to make all of our iron tools so grab these
like that okay are y'all gonna get to the nether
baron up I mean it's like it was very calm just really trying to get Tina
through this start of the more difficult sea type ghosty is now found an
L shape in the magma ravine setting up the ball I haven't seen this in so long
I feel like a like a uncle
It's the nerves it's the nerves it happens, but luckily there's another okay
I don't know what the fuck is going on because this is very treasure
Well, I mean hey why not I think we have not practiced
I'd be doing the making of furnace in the Nether while the trades happen because she killed a few
Yeah, we very well could see a little a little
I don't hate it. I mean especially at this level. It is a very valid strategy like it's all about playing safe playing secure
into another in three minutes
I'm making sure that you always put yourself in what the fuck is Barry treasurer. What is going on in very treasured?
You know, it's crazy. I'm so glad I'm not alone. Yeah
There is someone in the twitch chat right now with just the username mid-off's how the hell did you get that?
No way. Oh, by the way. Oh my god. Haley's in the Nether and the Bastion is right there
Which one is that?
Okay, let's see how she
White macro hips and plain Arby's trying to spot the fortress so then we don't have to
Go down a minespawner. We're ever gonna check for it as we're traversing maybe
No, no, no, it's okay.
No, I got-
WOOOOOOAH!
He might as well retell missions and build championships.
Yes, there is an observer.
Yes, there's an observer.
That's it!
Okay.
Sorry.
Yo!
I didn't know we had production like this though.
Dude, oh my god.
That was kind of dope.
Tina is now over a Rumpal, struggling a little bit to find the magma ravine, which
is really unfortunate given that Ghosty is now in the Bastion. True, true, but it looks like
getting some extra blocks here to do the route, I think that's not bad. We're playing it safely,
no team is still in the overworld, no need to do anything risky. True, can we get some columns?
What is Feinberg telling Hayley to do right now? Because we're gonna have to get more trees
anyways, like worst case, we just... Damn! Like, yeah, don't be scared to build with us.
Oh
I can't be nervous either
Okay, so if I'm nervous about him I think it's stuck within planks which I think that's okay cuz like
Keep the mind shot it's like nine a.m.
Maybe that is a door opening Tina's opportunity to bring it back
We're gonna see here Tina is about to start making it the portal
She's just grabbing a
Remember the tortoise in the hair
I'm for sure gonna be definition of slow and steady with the air blocks in the trading hole
I think it was who is it where we saw well slow and steady
I mean what a kind of steady does the way there was an air block in the trading hole
So instead he tries to brisk
trade and then ended up not getting enough points to complete the seed
Look I blocked that out of my brain like a trauma response
I didn't want to fight that
I'm the tortoise!
You don't die
That is my main goal is not fucking dying
I will be upset if I die in like a stupid way
Not manifesting just letting it stand
I feel it now as well, it is very scary
Yeah, very scary
Oh my god
Gina is making it to the number is in. This is a fuck one of our okay
There's the Bastion. I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen the poor. Okay, right
So let's just build to the Bastion
Okay
Lose that they died. No, you just have to go back to the beginning. Yeah
the time especially in between trades and there we go over to the bastion yep same
seeds saying everything I'm actually just impressed wow yeah thank you middle literally just a race
so whenever like I'm gonna finish the other person is done here we go and we're gonna be
seeing Haley here finish up that gold we get all the gold yeah so it's actually really good
I got a complete run this week. Maybe we'll see a furnace being made here. I don't know. Maybe maybe it's raw food
I would like to see what happens. I think Haley is looking for the fortress
We're not buying each other. Are we? Do we have wide macro? Oh, wait, let's get all the way
We know that the fortress though is behind the back
Oh, they got the amount of obsidian
What the fuck is the next thing? I don't collect that
Yeah
Have to find trees to get more wood for bed, so you might as well go
Oh fire
I'm scared. I'm actually scared either way. We have Tina
The bastion about to stop the
You know
Anyways, we're gonna see a lot of food here for Haley very good saturation means that she won't
That is that's a good story needs to be managed a little bit. We don't need the leather in the hot bar
We can swap out. What's my best time?
Tori better when we go back to collect the trades
Absolutely absolutely and we're seeing you know what?
Tina is is doing it. Yeah, Tina is setting up the route now as well
I already have the shit the trades already has to I think I'm a little bit nervous
Ghosty has 24 pearls 22 obsidian. We are basically ready to go only one fire as though it's a little bit scary
But we haven't checked
No, we did
Oh, it always makes me really impressed when the coaches on fire as is when the coaches cast
Cast will help their players because they are so patient. Yeah, they are so because I was just thinking wait guys
I have a question someone's a meantime
I'm just trying to impress Piglet.
What does that mean?
What does trade mean?
Got myself lucky.
Also, speaking of this run,
we are seeing...
I see it all the time in chat.
Stop clip farming. I'm not clip farming.
I'm not...
How am I clip farming and trolling and trading?
Yeah, the fire res lock here was very bad.
Are we just mining? No, we're definitely going to get gold as well. We need fire.
Okay, like how the fuck would I know that? That's just a specific ass person.
Is that like an urban dictionary thing or a real dictionary?
Of a looting sword, if I'm correct?
A looting two diamonds, yeah. Four, three, three.
Okay, I guess I'm taking that one.
that one okay um oh yeah i was gonna say i didn't think we wanted the forms i don't know where you
guys learn this stuff i'm sorry that is fair that is fair oh no brutes this is 1.16 oh there are
no piglin brutes in this version of minecraft maybe we need a distraction gold because what you
can do is you can throw a gold ingot onto one of these lava uh like one of these basalt bricks
Switch off to the side it keeps them distracted. All right, both of them are doing great. No deaths
It's true very good distraction technique
It means that you're safe to go down there and
We're gonna be throwing 30 more blocks of gold in there
So upsetting like I it's like so low. I was it's a little bit interesting that I don't know what I would have done
If I'd got that in a ranked match would I I feel like I maybe would have
Crusted the shield
I'm gonna say that's fine though. Just don't fool him over at first. I was like damn
Everybody's gonna be really good like that's gonna kind of you know, like you know my cut my day short my yeah
But now that I think about it
Maybe it's actually a good thing
Because oh my god. No
The pressure is not too high on it. You know trades
These might be the worst trades in the history right I just get to go up and do it. What's your losing your job today?
What's going on there?
There we go. There's a stack of string now. That's enough for what?
16 fight beds. I
Don't know. I don't know five beds in a bow that is
I don't think we're gonna see any three plus two if we do hey, I strike I'll stop hanging on you
No, but like sometimes if one timing's off on the one timings off on the bed and then it flips and you mess up the second
Ain't shit funny lock in. Well, what do we have? We do seem to have Crying Obsidian and Glowstone
It does look like we can craft two anchors, so it's looking two anchor five bed, which is way more comfortable
Um, so we've got a total of
Okay, enough of the funny shit
Seven explosives
Okay, it's serious. I gotta scan
I think she can go now. I think she can go now
That's gotta be enough right Tina me trying to impress strict trade
Well, I've got a couple more blocks out of there boast in the Bastion
I wonder why silver is thinking knowing what ghosties average time is and then seeing that she's still
Something I wonder what he's trying to thought if you want, maybe maybe thinking potentially a death
All right, and now let's do inventory
You can also eat this cod if you want this we're two and a half down
I'm so excited I'm gonna try and go so fast
You know when you just say fuck it like going against
Like I just say fuck it like let me try and do everything like fast as fuck and then
Very mind. This is PV pace. But you know, let me just shoot a full sport fucking shot
This is very very fast really fast
And especially considering how open this fortress is, it's gonna be so easy to just go through, bind this border, get him down, get the Blaze Rods and get out.
Yeah.
I wonder if we'll...
Okay, let's see how she does the fortress, because that's my slowest thing. I don't think I have a good fortress strat.
Perl over towards the second square.
Because whatever...
Max is trying to teach me how to do that just like...
32 Rods. Wow.
Two for two? Is that correct?
Not too shabby.
Yeah.
That is pretty good.
Now, if a Tina is slightly behind it, but like you were saying, one thing she could do to catch up is to go to both of those spawners, because obviously they will spawn at different rates, meaning that she can get four in one, three in other.
I mean, that's already two.
Wait, two spawners?
Two spawners?
When it's this open, if you're able to see it, uh...
Oh, did they do the same strategy as me, or are they about to do some...
Uh...
That is true.
Crazy shit.
Incredible spawns here for Haley.
Currently, I think three for four.
Social distance.
Yeah, that is...
Yeah.
on these blaze rods are really really really good the it's almost making up
you know we're going over time by bricks event this right up late enough early
bastion bastion for the bastion these I mean I guys I think we need to check
ghosty fruits PC and that there's a rub down there as well that would make it
I don't know what happened with the TNT there.
Don't happen half cause you're meant to build one up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The TNT is still there.
But that's okay.
Honestly, you know guys, these players have already had like six days to coach or be coached.
So, you know, you can't expect people to be put up speed runs.
So like what the fuck?
I gotta watch what Ghost is doing here because I would be having a panic attack if my shit was open like this.
off the back and then they're just gonna be out there they're gonna be lighting the ground on fire
potentially creating more light around the spawner. My cam is blocking ghosts using inventory.
You're right. I don't know. I just don't know how to put the chat. Oh my gosh. By the way,
a little pro tip, I don't want to be like this. I don't want to be baby. You can turn your
red thing around. This is down to two and the gas will just forget about you. It's like
you weren't even there. Well yeah, not her inventory right here. They meant like this
I'm related, but I saw an Instagram read about my class G-Rank.
Snore! Thank you for the five snore!
Anyways, they were in the gym and they were pole-hanging in the gym to get to the equipment faster.
That's awesome!
But no, we're seeing here, Tina has also just discovered that there is not enough gold, so we are also going down to the bottom.
Shutting up a little safety, just got the big ones from dropping in from above.
Why we are going to mine out the magnets born on.
You guys can hear them.
True and I think if I'm correct we have five blaze words for the hay ghosty fruit
So we're going to be seeing a blind. Yeah, just doing some more shit
Biggest fuck 18. I'll be it's going okay
So behave a okay. You're on the big screen be hey Tina going down to bomb treasure
This is like when the principal's in class guys are big everybody can see
Ghosts he's gonna be measuring the pole
There we go, let's see ya, let's see ya if 5 bugs will be the college.
We're going to be going to the fin macro, lighting up, yep, and oh it just broke, we're
going to throw another one though, we didn't move on that.
We've got time, we've got time.
And that is a minus 5.
Let's guess it's a minus 5, we know that.
Propose.
Bang.
That's coms you want to hear from Feinberg.
If Feinberg called me perfect, I genuinely start freaking out and giggling.
And you know, he doesn't use that word lightly, okay?
I don't think I've ever heard of describe the word perfect to anything
I don't think he's ever been called my run
She's always unbalanced, you know
There's always enough time for 10 pack graphs of feedback
Okay, okay, that's the purpose
Oh my god
Anyways though, we just saw Tina, that was cool, very cool pearl line there from Tina
Um, she has now gone all of the gold blocks that she needs, yeah full trades
So
Holy pearls
Finishing her trades and then heading over to the fortress
So she has 10 pearls
Oh my gosh
Crimson farce or twisted farce
Unless unless there is a play where we go to the stronghold and mine
Why did that make the make one of square true
But you know what we as I'm sure fine book is probably told ghosty, you know, she is a little further ahead than
Ventina is so yeah
Well, how many yeah, we haven't crafted our glow stood in the block yet
So we go to Sphere of Thunder.
We're updating how many anchors we have.
Mouth of Thunder.
Yeah, and we're digging down onto quads.
It looks like we're going to be trying to get wood from the library then.
Yeah, that is true.
We're at Y58 right now, so we're a little bit high.
We're going to be going down to, what, Y?
I'm so excited to watch a field.
I know I do 39 because I'm a boola.
39 because you're a boola.
40 normally, but 39 because I'm a little risky.
I'm going to take that risk.
highest in these rounds but when it comes to Theo, we're gonna be rooting for him.
When is he playing?
I think he's maybe third game.
Sebastian trades are horrible, we need...
Oh, the fire is there.
That's the first one.
Tell me, I don't need to flip the bracket.
Oh!
Yeah.
Yes, he is.
Okay, okay.
I love you.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna build it in an X pattern so we can still go
in the portal on the exact spot.
The biggest bird.
Don't call Theo a bird.
So you can see what Ghosty's doing here.
Can you guys even be a bird?
Over the block which is the correct book of the portals so then when we go through it doesn't matter
That was so scary that if she didn't have enough that would have been
We're on nine render not
All right, we're about to fight the dragon
Guys, you know how many times in the sponsor training I wanted to make a dragon deez nuts joke?
You have to be media trained on those.
Don't restrict yourself. Um, no they do low they do actually
to make suction in your house.
Which way to go is because the doors face outwards.
So you always want to follow the door that faces outwards
to go back to the original spawn.
Yeah.
Okay, so I've lost a little fun fact there.
Oh, I'm full of facts.
This is great.
Is that?
Okay, I know for a fact, I'm pretty sure,
Lewis Fulham, correct me if I'm wrong here,
but I'm pretty sure the stronghold has to have
at least one library, right?
I thought it was similar to Blazor's.
I think it's two, is it, no?
It's a fortress, yeah, two.
I thought it was very similar to Blazor's.
Oh my gosh, I'm panicked.
I'm panicked.
You know what's also extra scary here?
We have no bed, no food.
No bed, no food.
We can't find this wood.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God, that's true.
We have no food.
And we have no bed.
No food in four hours.
It's the library, man.
I just realized that.
Oh my God, that is true.
And we might, we are a deafening star.
Yeah, hold on.
Fine bug, what does he have to say?
I need some cool stuff.
But just a different way off of this vibe, right?
Wait, this is actually...
This is why Sloan's study is a strat, because it's like...
Just doing anything!
Oh, okay, never mind. We got it, we got it.
She will be fine, but for...
AHHHHH!
That was a top of Jerry-level cartoon slip!
Oh my gosh, she's a little bit out of bounds!
Wait, is there a replay?
That's genuinely unreal.
Oh my god, and Tina's in the Fortress, just like at the tables of Tony Turner!
Wow at this point Ashwag probably would have reset the match at this point, but it's okay
Wow, that's a replay
Wait, we're gonna get a replay
We're gonna get a replay of that death
Oh, oh
Can we get a replay of that death?
We're not just doing it over and over again
I've seen it too much, stop
We're not really gonna get a look at it
Disrespect
They got a replay button and they're abused again
They pop
Slow and steady does win the race because, okay
As long as I head on die
Silver and I get as far as I can in my run. He's been in the stronghold for a really long whatever happens
But if I can do my best and you just wait for the opponent maybe to mess up
I don't give you that little way that you need. Oh, yeah, yeah, if Tina wins this and we get an interview
We gotta know
Mine under you. Yeah, that's really unfortunate guys rock two rots for Tina
I can't believe what I'm seeing guys
I literally I wrote this I wrote this in the script
I do feel so bad for ghosty especially I'm talking about the nerves and then just
like the Tom and Jerry death in the stronghold it's just insane it's like for
a second she like she was like floating in the air and then it all came down
but the good thing is okay there is one good thing about this Haley ghosty
Sorry could still win this because as we got here goes Tina Tina and
Well, we haven't reset. We're just gonna we're just gonna try to get back to our blind pool
We didn't dig down very far. We got wooden tools. We got some extra wood. We're bringing wood with us this time for the beds
We are not making that same
Let me tell you that much
I'm glad that they have learned that must have been a very harsh lesson that would the most brutal lesson
You could possibly learn especially in a best of one tournament bracket. Hax is gonna try his best
But might not be able to make it train this week for is on the line
That is true. I should I take notes there, but regardless we have
Meaning that she will probably be going over to blind very shortly. Yeah, I don't like this drug
Oh, there's not a this is crazy. There's actually I haven't seen it do very many measurements
So I think it really depends how that's gonna go, you know, how that's gonna look like look at Tina's supplies
So 36 what's there before that?
Three far as seven uncooked pork chop
Is it just me or like the uncooked pork chop kind of looks good. I'm serious
I look like like a piece of shit has so many
Bro, she has so many. She needs like four redstone torches. Like are you joking me? That is crazy
The Aether we're going to the Aether 23 glowstone
It looks like a piece of deli meat turkey
And I'm like damn like that on a sandwich like the Picaris situation looks fucking good right now between two place spawners
We're not allowed to search your stream. I am fucking alive. So I am what?
Dude it was like Keanu Reeves. That was a good a matrix scene if ever
Wow, but we can see it because everything is so close. Yeah ghosty is already back at quads
So all she needs to do is just dig straight down not like the full damage again, and then just just go
I think I think she's okay. I think she's okay. Tina's measuring
I think she's gonna be able to recover this she has the wood now you say that but you know these nerves
You know we just yeah because she's back to 45 word out dying in the stronghold and then
And oh and team is blinding
We okay and goes to back to the strong she might clutch stuff without mobs destroying us
And we need to craft the bed and this you only have that safety bed
Down
Oh my god, we I think safety beds especially in these like first matches very
Dude that's crazy that is so crazy
Look at that ravine also by the way it was a one block
That is crazy
Fucking why we need a safety bed also. Let's hope there's no creeper otherwise otherwise she might be good dude
Don't even say such a thing look
Now it is a plus or I believe that is for Tina. Oh my ghosty moving shit around it's a cop's here on Tina and so
Yeah, so I
I think I need a personal reset reset. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. So they are, um, okay. Silver
is navigating. I need to like leave and then how to do this. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's
good. Oh, okay. Wait, whoa, whoa, that lava play. I'm not doing I can't do that. That's
Okay
My stomach and silver get on with that. Oh God this go see fruit is outside doing
Into the end went to the end. Oh my god first match of
Just say this is not the end. Okay. This is the end
We're gonna get into that that strong on board to a few minutes ago, but she died and slipped a little bit
I don't think I was done for that was crazy. You know something can happen in the end
You're sending out bad energy
I wiggle I know Tina dealing with some weird eye with three spawn anchor is fine
But gonna tell ghosty put out a safety bed. Can we hear on that? Let's make sure settings are good
Cuz they never tell me to drop that but I never use it
I was always curious safety bed is for when
Wow
Oh my god, this is mid-off. Nothing is impossible Tina. It cannot know safety, but I
Still think this is a close match. You never know what happens in the end
Oh, but he's just one more!
He is really struggling.
Oh, well, the next one is the case!
And Ghosty's in the end.
We're gonna see, we're gonna see...
Yes, you guys need to remind me to...
Two plus two.
Open that now.
Ninja bites, ninja bites.
I'll probably have it open until I do it right now.
Without the pearl clip, that's not gonna be possible.
That is a funny port though.
No, we are going to be seeing the traditional one cycle
where you put the two...
All born victim of city and on the top of the fountain and then just you know go about your business. Yeah, so
You will not be reading chat. Wow. No, I'm saying before my run. Oh
Oh my god for the half bow and we're doing both. Yeah, there you go. Bang. Yep. Yeah, that was nice
She's really got that down. Oh my god. Wow
One two
OH MY GOD! THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
WHAT A HALF BOW!
Now while this happens I do have a question
WOAH!
THE ORCHRA, BRO! IT'S OOZING! IT'S OOZING!
That okay shape has been put on
Oh my god, Jerry don't battle
Wow!
That was sick!
Wow!
That is crazy!
Oh, um, is that a purge?
THAT'S A PURGE!
STOP!
Oh my god, let's listen in!
Oh, okay, okay
Oh nooo!
Oh it's too late!
Is that boat? It didn't really anchor it did it!
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
That is such an unfortunate dragon breath.
What the hell?
Oh that is..
How much food do we have?
We've got three Roar.
Do we have any Black Spoon Dome?
Can we cook it?
That is a good question.
Now I have one question.
Now that we've gone through this first.
The anchors are still up there.
Wait.
Okay, we have to wait for it to repurch.
What is the deal?
Are we doing standardized purge?
What?
What's the standardize purge?
because I don't I assume that might be a controversial I have no idea how it
works no we're just gonna have to hope the dragon doesn't troll but then again
with that many crystals knocked out I don't think the perch is gonna be that
long I don't understand really to be honest with perch stuff yeah I'm not
entirely sure regardless though we are sick is at wards it seems okay you
can do that too right I mean there's definitely a science to hitting the
ball like the same height I don't know the height so I'll say I was here and
that now crystals I killed somebody with a bow one time and the dragon is gonna
perch so much faster but they are the same height so
there it is all right here we go
oh
nice
that's not so good
nice
gg
go speed
and one
my f**k is
go speed
we'll be going through
Wow
GGs all round GGs in the chat dude when that death happened that Mickey Mouse oh
My gosh, don't even that oh my gosh Tina Tina. You're your door is opening your door is opening Tina
It's crazy when I saw life. Oh my god. Are you sure what you go see? Okay ashwag?
I was like that is crazy. That was this guy. This guy. Anyway, tell me through this. Don't we do this?
Yes, okay entering the never I'll let you guys listen
I'm gonna take a shit take a piss join the call with max and deal probably have to do
More comfortable trading bottom treasure got a really bad hand dealt with the trades and that's where the lead was further more
Extenuated and then nine minutes ahead on the blind and
Even when we died in the stronghold we didn't even really lose that much time
Tina wasn't able to get to the stronghold in that time
But was digging down on chords at the end. That is true now
I just want to say as well Tina was on pace to personal best. Yeah, that was PB speed
We know Tina's PB is about 35 minutes. So that was genuinely
Blazing but I'm sad to say sadly Tina will be going to the loser's bracket
And she will not be pursuing that. I mean we get to watch Tina play again today
Yay!
Woo!
No, she's good vibes, very wholesome, very, very wholesome, but once again, congratulations.
Ghosty Fruit making it to the winners bracket.
Very shortly we will be going into an interview, am I correct?
Yes, yes.
Ghosty Fruit and FineBot.
Post-match interview.
I, you know, obviously as always.
Dude, you've got to ask about that Vicky Balf's death.
Look, I was like, what is happening?
Look, I am very excited for my hit catchphrase, you know, I've had a few just mid-offs.
Mid-off anything is possible that was derived from something similar to John
Magical mystical casters. Oh, yeah, same thing. You know, look, I'm excited. I'm excited. I feel like I'm not gonna say
It's in this show. I'm in my element here. You know, this is all me. I'm in my element
No, I feel like Dan for a first match that felt really good
That was that was that was a really awesome performance
And also the fact that it didn't feel like a stomp and it throughout that match
It really did feel like anything could have happened at any moment. That was really exciting
Hello everybody, it is us your magical mystical cast as Johnny and Tubbo look go Steve. How are you feeling?
Oh my god, that was such a bad run and I just kept making
Let's go
Like when I was hitting the one cycle literally I was telling fine like my finger on my pick block was like
Vibrating my keyboard like it was
Now I got a question let's backtrack a little bit before we get to the end you already know what I'm going to say
It might be mid-run so let me be normal
Oh fuck um no you are ah yeah, you know what just the other risk it let me boot up my game
Watch out behind you as well
I'm behind you again.
Behind you?
I don't know why I hit that guy.
OK, this one is good.
OK.
OK, I need to not throw away my rotten flesh,
and then I'm fine.
Yeah.
Let's see a quick theo run.
I want to be a Disney princess, yay.
Oh my god
Because I had the main chat open I had Tavo's chat open and I was like what the fuck is going on?
Why is everyone saying still saying W. Ghosty?
Got a ton of food. Yeah, and then you can make full-on fools and cheers
Yes, I will be coaching both of my students in the games.
Yeah, you can make your iron here and then make Bucket and Shovel.
Bucket and the shears, sorry.
Same ass word.
All right, cool.
Also, they're about to play the game that's before yours, so if there's anything that after this run if there's anything that you
Want to touch up on I can show you would lie and I think that we should just practice one cycles
Even though I know that you know them. Yeah, it's always important to do it before the law the first match
Okay watching those run right here
I'm gonna practice until Theo's up and then I'm gonna probably watch nice guys keep going like mid my
I have so much food. That's not keep practicing until mine. Yeah, just look around
that that looks pretty good oh my gosh i got to order food i'm like really hungry
oh by the way i wanted to ask you like what are your bands what seeds do you want a band
do you have any preference um no not really i feel like i want to let becky play like
turkey sandwich i don't want to just like hard band village and desert food is a reward
Yeah, why don't you cook something for for beating her like I would rather she play like a good I can't bring my
Camera down to go cook. Yeah
We don't have time it's a bit of a day I don't have time to be cooking
Okay, yeah, um, so if you want to play does the temple we can just ban which one do you like more shipwreck will be to it?
for you treasure
Okay, we'll buy shipwreck and we'll buy room portal and she will ban very treasure and you can have your choice
All right, I believe oh
This is really open again. Yes scan
Uh-huh, you see that that way and then was that the fortress that you just saw?
Chai, I'm gonna get a sandwich. I'm deciding between eating a filly from Jersey Mike's or getting the Italian.
I thought for a second you might have thought about it.
It's like a really...
Holy split.
Well so hello Katie. I thought you joined the court. She might have said something.
Hello! No, I didn't say anything because you were mid-run.
Hello Katie.
What's up?
Hey! How are you feeling for today?
I'm good.
i like this at you need to put like it's good to get your absent on track
yeah
do you want the italian whichever isn't heavy
uh...
it's not gonna work out this is a good idea
it's the trainees really open so this is going to be a nice four and so on
would you rather have the italian the philly
I'm greasier, it's on my hands dirty.
I'm liking this.
I think I'm going to get the Philly.
The Philsa.
I eat Philsa for lunch.
You can right click the sky.
Nice. Ignore the lava.
Give me Mike's big Philly.
Thank you Jersey Mike's.
It could but like honestly it's slower I think to go and try and fix that.
than anything.
Philly gave you food poisoning once.
Oh that's so annoying.
Okay, fix the hole, nice.
You can throw down, and then start-
Fuck God, after me.
That bit doesn't matter.
It only matters if it's at the top half.
You can hug the left wall as well while breaking these gop gops.
Oh my God, this is going to be so good, I'm so excited.
You can pick up the top though.
Okay.
Nice, okay.
Food ordered, ready?
All right, cool.
You can leave that last gold block
and we'll re-aggro them in a minute.
You probably just wanna execute these guys.
Holy treasure.
You can get ready to do it.
It's annoying when they spawn up there.
Nice, okay, just keep going.
Wait, vanilla did a card rating for my mid-offs?
I didn't even see that.
Nice.
What?
Do you want to make some golden carrots?
Or do you want to just save them in front of the bread?
Yay!
The bread is fine.
Well, so you can offhand food.
I don't know if you do that in PDD, but a back right
block, you forgot.
Yeah, offhanding food is really common for speed runners.
I haven't even been on my phone
because I'm staying up late practicing and getting up early
and practicing.
I've been really offline.
Yeah, you can probably, I would suggest splitting your strength, splitting your pulse here as well, I would suggest just always having your slot for your gold blocks and your gold instead of like juggling it. I think it just makes it faster.
Yeah.
How is he like done with the Bastion in six minutes?
Yeah, loot the chest, loot the gold, and you'll be all good.
That's, yeah, that one.
Nice, you grab the string, nice, and the crossbow as well if you want.
Alright, nice, same thing on the other side.
I could read the game in six minutes.
You know, I want you to make at least two golden carrots when you're off that, but
you need to mind the gold buff first.
Yeah.
because he's the biggest bird so save like four gold I need to save some gold
doesn't Katie finish the bastion like five to six minutes um typically my
ever portal is about done nice okay you need to saw your inventory I'll just if
you want to go from the top bar I'll just tell you how's the double click
with the fence. Honestly. You can just throw it. Yeah, the golden nuggets, the bricks that
under your log, you can just drop your logs to split the stack and like make it easier.
And then I would drop the leaves as well. You don't really need leaves anymore in this
point. My double click is just going to be, that's kind of a game time decision. If
I didn't fight the dragon, the double click is, it's up in the air at shot. That's
about a 50-50 chance. Okay, well that's annoying. You're gonna have to go a lot. Unfortunately.
So, that's just like a oh shit at least we got to fight the dragon you know. Just forget
about it. You have loads of wood. How did you just bow down to that? What would I do
if I got treasure? Probably unplug my PC and say fuck we have to redo. Oh guys I
I unplugged it with my foot and then you have to up your arty so I'm like and I'm like
what the fuck so nobody even tells and then they have to redo the
redo the seed
you forgot to cross the channel water so it's gonna tip you I think
you can try oh that's nice okay well throw it off maxed at the same thing
It doesn't really matter if you break spawner, you already know where it is.
I was just thinking for the magma cubes.
Where do I place blocks to not have it?
What, magma cubes?
No, the big ones.
Oh, you make like a wool.
I can show you off here.
There are bans on it, I can't think of a ban treasure.
It's fine. Just drop the lever. I want you to kill that guy and then just mind the belt.
You'll be okay. You only need like a few gold. Yeah, only the start. Yeah. Then you can unhang
the pearl like immediately. They're playing the next match. Yeah, I'm not gonna watch,
probably get to watch all of them. Yeah, just drop the gold and then you can even
look around to hang apart practice so I go on top of treasure it should be like
behind I think
we watch ashes run it should be like a chance wait depends if I if max where
what I swear we saw oh yeah you can sign up all that one let me pull up the
I think the last one was the last treasure had the fortress behind it
Yeah, you can go down e
Right before me check every crafting table. I don't craft two beds and again
Leather as well can drop
Call me pretty if I'm wrong, but Katie is getting last place. All right
splash of virus and then this is a pretty bad side you're acting like that's out
of the picture yeah it's just all bad side
it's another fashion I don't know that might be so pretty right up the
stats. Uh, yeah, break this. Mm hmm. Uh, down. No, not down the
stairs. Not down the stairs. Yes, you're here. I'm in my second
game. It's not crazy, I guess. Uh, look around the bit rates a
bit bad for me. So, you might have to spot the four, the
place. Nothing is impossible. You'll make a documentary about
my mental. On your bar to pick it up. Oh, it's
That's really good.
Nice.
Oh, you saw this one, it's human right here, yeah.
You can block off these scallies.
Nice, really good.
All right, double blaze, bud, when you get here.
Okay, let's see what the hell is going on here.
it just works? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh it drops you down, I see. That doesn't really matter, you're
good by it. It's more about the ones that are on the on the platform.
Okay, this was the thing I could never get. Focus on the back was.
Maybe I should have repracticed this after I know how to fight the blazes now,
but it still kind of looks challenging. I'm pretty slow at building still, to be honest.
still a little slow at bridging and building. We'll have to lock in on those. Paint, I know.
Uh-huh. The fire that's on top of the blaze spawner is like the most impactful fire that can
possibly happen. Okay, yeah, just build a portal and we'll do, we'll just do pre crafts when you
get back in. It's fine.
Nice, nice, nice.
Alright, yeah, you know how to do this, right?
Yeah, just a little bit of pull.
Uh-huh.
Okay, I gotta make sure I make those eyes.
Awesome. You're doing really good.
Oh that was clean eye merger immediately.
What the fuck?
Yeah, a minus one here.
Oh, I need to open in your brain.
Okay, what I want you to do is reset.
He's good at that.
No, you have to reset.
Then jump an F3C walsher in the air.
But don't WS2.
Okay, nice.
And then minus one.
Oh.
Minus two.
Just re-throw.
I think, just Ritha.
You need to...
Go from the distance bar.
Yeah.
Yeah, it hits fine.
Am I gonna try and beat hardcore guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like I should be so much better.
Like, doing hardcore.
Because now I'm like, bro, if I get some fucking armor,
now I know how to crouch.
I should be.
Like, I should be a lot better.
yeah you got it right on nice okay tips on how to oh wait you see have you
seen that do you got the dragon fine I know what I need I know what I need another
I ordered a break actually I remember the biggest thing when I first beat
Minecraft was I didn't know what the fuck I needed to like do anything I just
asked like if you can make it because your game is next hopefully you can
I was reading my messages with packs.
Ask the other trainee for purgatory.
I actually probably will.
Because he's PvP player.
You still need one more.
You could have gone down there.
All right.
Above you.
Oh.
You can eat golden carrot as well for better saturation here.
yeah and then F3C okay you can just go through the terrain I wouldn't pile up
there
okay like 81 blogs is one big pile away I want you to go to that upper terrain
yeah unlucky it's fine you'll oh you'll live oh no you won't you should have
um oh my god what the fuck that was insane it's called 10 on 10 mechanics
man that is cool turn out okay well you're here and I'm right on watch out
for the gas yeah Jesus Christ Theo that was that was sick any clue if I've
got a god speed right that was so fucking sick
damn well you could have done that Theo obviously you don't want to depend on
like damn that you could have on the you could have hung the pile I was
And then stacked up and eat obviously explain in one second, but like you can just pause for a second and then I'm hanging
I see okay do your sayings I spy
You can barely press hot keys
Yeah
There's no clear spikes. Yeah
Okay, it might be...
Is PvP just fighting other people?
Is there a hidden top left?
Alright, right here.
Oh, that's good. No, yeah, mid-left.
Mid-right.
You lost a 1v1 to a sheep.
Uh, try to spin this around.
If not, go to top left.
Top right, I mean. Sorry.
Let's see.
Whatever, Square.
Let's see stuff over here.
Pee-pee.
Oh my god.
Um...
I hear it.
Yeah, I hear it.
You hear it? Okay.
Yeah, just watch out. Oh
My god this part. I'm sorry this part
Hisses me off trying to find the damn portal room food or not hands
Go this way not that I said that was really good for him too. It's weird
It's just like not really but you know the other methods to like you want to go for the zero and then we can start actual
Accurate but like finding this or you want to just do that close it out
You know what, I should close it out for my mental, but also imagine my mental if I hit the zero.
Okay, you need to make your respawn anchor, so you're missing Gloucester.
You can also throw out a lot of these fire resins.
You can just shift, yeah.
Yeah, Croft birds, okay, seven birds, nice.
Croft your respawn anchors.
Okay, you should have made two, but it's fine.
This is a really good anchor.
yeah you have crossbow you can charge crossbow e and go in so I have blocked
before you go in and also up your sands so right I'm fighting the ender fucking
dragon I'm fighting the ender are you ready for veto yes
Iconic.
The clip is massive.
Our game is next. It is a bit closer than I
had anticipated. Guys, a clip that had me actually fucking solving, watching
Mac was me talking to Wyatt. Well, no, they're still in the fourth
first, but the first match was like pretty decent in the first, it was in the 20s.
You've been playing with Brock!
That's why you wanted to play!
Cause you know I haven't been playing!
I'm just gonna let you close that. I'm gonna pee so I don't have to pee during your match.
I'm actually fucking dying.
I don't know if you know the reference. I don't know if you've seen the clip.
But, like, why the fuck did I say it like that?
Like, I was actually mad as well.
Wait, wait, Katie, you, oh, yes, yes, thank you, Ms. Trixon, Ms. Trixon, Kristen, W.
Kristen.
Oh my God, I was just telling my chat how I was going to take it easy.
I was literally just telling them.
I was like, I'm going to be taking it easy, but now that I know that I'm going to step it up, okay?
I might get sub 15 then today, chat, if that's okay.
Now we know, thank you for letting me know.
Okay, I'm back.
This changes the game.
Alright, I like missed a rotation, I improved my bed.
Also, if you don't mind if I'm like behind, you could just like pull this.
I hate you too. You can probably meet us there.
Wait, what do I need to do?
Yeah, they said join when ready, so...
Alright.
Wait, what do I need to do?
Can you just join the Team Hacks voice channel in the middle of this squad and we'll find you there.
It's like Theo's already in it.
Yes, I can!
Alright.
Okay. Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, nay, for the fiiiiiiive!
your diamond chest plate. It's kind of joking. Wait, team chat. Wait, team hacks. Oh, team
hacks, team hacks, team... Okay, I guess I'm not gonna get in a practice run? Because
is the run before about to finish or something? Where the fuck is team hacks? Oh, okay, I'm
been here by my lonesome. Oh my gosh I'm so excited for Theo's run. Okay let's go
maybe my food will come at the perfect time. Oh Tasha on the way! You're not
playing for three hours are good you're right you're right it's early I'll have
time I just I gotta get the hands warmed up like
am I gonna pick up my food in that well I'm gonna try not to meet them I'm
hoping that they drop it off that would be nice if you're my dasher I did
check the drop-off box if you don't mind. Okay let me pull up the current game
because Theo will be next so fuck now I gotta get the shit back to like okay no
no it's all good. Who is this? Who is this? Cam Bamverse? Oh my god!
kickaxe 3 oh that's fine yeah
oh she only has one
oh no and just like that the pbs fumbled
and camp it means camp's gonna catch up
and then
xbox to your left
hello no no coach
realized about the obby
mind if you with the grills
f***ing minecraft speedruner notes
and mankind right now
wait i told you mine obsidian
oh my god oh my god
That's fine. Uh, just go back. Hello. You got to go back. Wait, wait, wait, wait, is this the great wait?
Is this the best Minecraft game in the fucking world right now?
Dude, I literally was like, who is Ashwag like coaching right now?
I thought I'm watching the stream and I'm like, is this a teammate playing?
I didn't realize you were my fucking goal. No, I just do it.
My coach abandoned me to go watch party with his girlfriend.
So now I wanted to say, like I wanted to seek blessings from the best.
Oh my gosh, do you need any last minute tips?
Yes, I'm actually mad nervous.
Okay, don't be nervous, because if you're nervous,
you're gonna play terribly.
All right? That's true.
So don't be nervous, you're gonna kill it,
you have the most aura, try not to die.
Hmm, true.
Like don't, you don't wanna die,
like there's a thing on your screen
and has like maybe like 12 hearts or something,
you don't want those to run out.
So make sure you keep that box up.
Yes.
Keep those ticked, make your food,
you know, keep those up as well.
Oh, it's 10 hearts. Okay, it's 10.
Yes. Oh, all right.
Oh, sorry. Hey guys, sorry.
Hey, what's up?
Hey Ash.
I was just here to seek blessings.
He gets some tips, obviously.
Sorry, I'll fuck off if you need me to be team hacks.
No, you're gonna kill it Ash. Oh
First match you got it Jeremy whose PB is the exact same as mine, but honestly, I believe in you
I'm enlightened bro. PB doesn't mean anything
No one's gonna get their PB
My advice for you is don't die
Yes, you don't die in mid-offs you win that is actually how you thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
Wait, sorry, who's theobald the bird? I thought he was theobald is a bird
Yeah, I thought that too lucky
All right, I'll fuck off man. You guys good luck to you guys in your games
Okay, Theo hacks
Probably could not make it to this game unfortunately, okay, that's not right. She's at dinner with his family
for Katie's game I honestly I don't really know he said he was gonna go on the
boat and we have no idea what the connection is gonna be like but obviously
Katie I I spoke you through your PB and all that stuff so that's gonna be fine
yeah yeah it's just a shame that he he hopefully can make it for all the matches
tomorrow which you both will make it to wait is losers bracket today just
random question. The first round, if you lose, yes, you play another match today, okay? Yeah.
All right, you won't lose. Yeah, it's just a random
Ash flag was asking, you know, it was like, that's a good question.
Yeah, okay, we're playing Rune Pool. So, I mean, I guess you're confident with it. I think just
Just from the room pools that we've played, if you just listen to the hot bar comms at
the start, I'll tell you everything, they're crafting all that shit, and then we can get
in as fast as possible.
Yeah, sounds good.
Okay, chat, muting in the box.
I mean, you're a speed demon, and this is the fastest seed type as well, so I don't
doubt you.
I don't give you chat.
That would be aura, but you know, don't push yourself.
This is a close patch.
Yeah.
I'm going to kind of play it as a brisk leisurely walk, you know?
Yes, that's what you should do.
By the time we get fortress or blind, if you're ahead in the splits, that's good.
If not, you can push the pace a little bit.
I think you're the best player in this one.
So you got this.
Also, look out. I don't want to be that guy, but they might give you a looting sword.
If you see a sword, grab it.
Do they toy around with the seeds a little bit?
Well, sometimes, yeah.
So I would just suggest like focusing,
and you know how to do looming,
like you do first career, then you do two sword swipes.
I never used it.
You can also use it for food,
but I would not do it as much.
Also, you can do your little,
just do some one cycle practice whilst we work.
Yeah, I'm doing that right now.
Brilliant.
And um, I'm hitting kids in five beds. That's fucking fire. Yeah. When we get in, I just
want to, I just want you to think this is just another ranked game. Yep. Nothing is different
about this one to any other one that you've played this week. These people are like, it's
the same, that it's easier. Sure. Yeah. Except that it's easier. Yes.
W mindset.
I think, but yeah, the game, the game of speed running is about not dying when you're at
this level. It's not about who gets more blade cycles or who does a faster Bastion Roof.
It is truly about not making mistakes that are huge or not dying. So we're just going
to get you to focus, not push base, eyes wide open and you're going to play super
well. I promise you.
Yup.
I agree.
Yeah.
That was crazy end game.
Cam won 7...no, no that was not it.
What was the end split? He entered the end 17, 41.
That was his PV.
Dang, he's a...
17 minutes!
What the fuck?
I need to take this off my screen.
Wow, this is crazy.
Also, take your chat off of screen. This is for you too, KT.
Remember to take your chat overlay off screen,
because they don't want overlays on the broadcast.
Okay, I'll do it later.
Thank you.
Cool.
Should I do that right now then?
Good luck Theo.
Yes.
Should I also make chat not visible to myself?
Cause like, they'll probably give me-
Honestly Theo, I think that you should just close chat.
Because-
Yeah.
I'm closing chat right now.
I will also be closing chat.
Oh my god.
Because it's a distraction.
Everything is a distraction.
Also make sure your Ninja brain is open and reset.
Yep.
and done I will close chat I'm gonna be so I'm gonna be it's just gonna be me and you
and then there's no one else watching I promise even if I'm not trying to look at
you forget about I think you're more nervous about this than I am man no
because I before my first game I was really enough so I just want to like
make sure that your second listen if I if I mess up and lose then that's a
good storyline for Becky because I feel like I'm the figure going into this
yeah like either way that's the way I see it like this is awesome I don't I don't
feel like my legacy as a individual is riding on this or anything I'm here to
have fun well fuck yeah but I the way I'm glad personally really think I will
win yes I'm much let me turn on my camera fuck yeah
You got the code in a match chat. You've got the private ring code.
All right. You can probably join off now.
Okay, I'm closing my chat too.
Wait, where is this?
Okay guys, I think I'm not going to play the main broadcast so we can hear Theo and Max coaching, but we'll watch the main broadcast.
Alright. Can I get this higher quality as well? Why do I feel like this is like...
Ooh, what?
Do you have any rituals before games? Me and Hacks had a lot of them.
That's a good water, that's a good ritual.
Bro, he's so nonchalant.
What do you think they're saying?
Ooh, I got a rank next to my name and she doesn't.
She's scared.
That's intimidating.
KTB is...
I mean, yeah, she's an incredible player.
I could have better now.
I feel like everybody in the tournament is probably fearing KTB.
She's charming.
One, she's beautiful.
Two, she's funny.
Three, she's smart.
Four, she's good.
And fuck!
She's smart.
She's good at fucking minecraft.
I don't know how anyone's going to beat her.
She is the player to beat.
She's just incredible.
I've watched her practice all week.
I love your dark passes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you say for me?
I'd like to say for me.
Also, if we're on the top of the cake, you'd be a really thing.
She is just...
I mean, like, obviously you already do love this, but, you know, crap the accent
and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's kind.
She's going to be master of the deck.
I think she's really going to be master of the deck.
And we'll try and kill some food.
Unless you have some.
Do I send this chat?
Is this chat?
I think that's BM.
I think just say BM.
Good luck.
That's really BM.
I don't really care about beating Becky Amon as much as I care about being full of him.
That's why I feel this run is really against.
That's my main opponent here.
You just want to be full of him.
I just want to be full was I the only one back in the day lip reading videos used to make me piss my pants
I thought they were so funny, and I'm pretty sure if I watched a lip this is gonna be a fucking
Would be a show the fucking week
Bullshit dude all those fucking hours. I'm not in like fucking middle school, and I used to think they were so
energy from the
From the deraptor bottle incident
It's fine.
1300k died for this, okay?
It's died for this Middles win. It's still going but it survives a hundred Celsius for this
This is actually important. So I'm gonna mute them
bad lip reading and also
Chat, what was the video how animals eat was that the video?
Does anybody remember that?
I used to watch that and I literally could not, like I thought it was the funniest shit
when I was like 11.
I don't know how old.
But I watched it maybe like a year or two ago because I like saw it on YouTube and it
was not funny at all.
How animals eat their food and it, I literally was like, oh my god.
Like it's not funny at all like it's not funny. Yeah, that's that's maybe like a
onk video but a lot of you guys know it. It has like probably hell of a anyone
wants to to give 200 subs I will know I would not your family's face you can
give me two thousand 200 subs but I'll still play to the best of my showing
people yes me and my friends would watch that like I'd go over to my
friends house and we would watch it we would like watch just like random
videos on YouTube and we would think they were so funny and they would not be funny
today. It's so crazy that like that was the humor back then. So innocent. I never had
an elf on the shelf. I never thought talking orange was that funny. Oh they kept my PC
in the discord. Last season I made a Vc called awesome watch party and they kept
that that was in that let's go yeah now it's just my own but I don't probably
look back and I'll be like dog look at my you sleep well I don't know man that's
up like okay how many hours of serviceable sleep hmm I don't know but
Not early enough to wake up early and go grab an onion from the supermarket, so I won't be able to do the onion challenge.
Fuck. I was dreaming about that.
I could do the soft onion challenge, if I was a really... that's a real challenge right there.
The food poisoning challenge.
Food poisoning challenge.
Can I win the middles with food poisoning?
Yeah, imagine I'm waiting for a perch and I go to like gill with some like explosive diarrhea
That do you know that I'm a tier one explosive diarrhea PVP
If you serious dude, I'm being serious
In the last game you can shit yourself bro paint the fucking chair just fucking win the game
I don't give a shit, okay
I'll buy you a new chair. Is that what it takes that's if that's what it takes then do it
I don't give a fuck
Is that how hacks or is yeah, is that how hacks one playoffs?
That is how I he didn't get up off that chair for like fucking
Five day. Okay. I need to be like hacks and shit myself
Yeah, or by Sunday I could like, we could say you're up with like a colostomy bag kind of system.
And then you don't have to worry about it. Shits all done for you.
So winner of the, wait, winner of the, winner's bracket plays winner of the loser's bracket for the,
for the championship?
So I play the winner of the winner's bracket for the championship.
I have my Gatorade bottle right next to my chair.
Nice, it's in case. It's nice and empty.
That reminds me of, do you know that Finebug, like he drinks almost exclusively Mountain Dew?
I feel like the Pooja's bracket person is flying in.
That is gremlin behavior man, that is absolute gremlin behavior.
Dude, that's what it takes, you know, to be the best and for you to be the best.
Yeah, but I mean, he's like, yeah, he's like number six in the world or something, like.
Well, I think Hax is the best, like, speedrunner in this variety, but I think Finebug
is the best on the Croft player.
Yeah, he's like goaded bro
Everybody was sweaty
Follow his lead and just only drink disgusting battery acid piss
If only we could read it dude, it's crazy how green it is
No, no, it isn't even green or is that just no derapture will be talking about oh
I'm like, oh, American water,
American water and then like, I
don't know. Drinks. I don't
know what he drinks. I don't
know. I can't say the but I
would not be surprised if he
like Chugs Mountain Dew on the
regular. Hax says, he's about
American water. Personal best
15 average times. I just
won't. I'll just won't ever
drink American water. My like
Because I'm derived to
I should join his VC right now and calm it idiot and there's a lot of can I do that
Well derived to yeah
Yeah, you could do that if if uh, no actually don't
Because what if you have to join the game and then you lose this time loss if you have to set your camera back up
You can tell them to join lvc quickly
So you have a message for him.
Katie, I love you and you don't know that you exist.
And now I do.
I know that everybody exists.
Me?
Okay, we're back.
What did he say?
So I said hi.
He didn't say anything. I left.
Okay.
I think I won the debate.
You appeal to the author.
appeal to the author
but he appealed to the author
i need to join back and say i'm sorry that i love him
hi katie
me
oh hey max
hey
i didn't know if you were talking to me or a different katie
he was uncomfortable
okay
uh... yeah we should probably focus now
Yeah, it's Rp. Focus on what dude? Focus on the waiting screen.
Dude, hey, you're lucky this is not a ruined portal.
Some of the ranked ones, they wait for many hours.
Was that a shopper in the chat?
Yeah, this only takes a few minutes.
Oh my God, it was shopper.
Yeah, ruined fucking portal, mate.
Re-inportal, mate.
Re-inportal.
What did he say?
I just wish that I could hear your voice, not your voice again.
Shapo in the mid-offs?
But like you can't, it won't work.
Let's Shapo.
But I wish the OBS virtual can do that.
There's multiple, so it's not crazy to say that.
Well, I could be really fancy and do something that might mess up the audio for my stream.
Nah, nah, nah.
Nah, let's just fight again.
We've done all the wrong stuff out, like even your PB.
Dude I can't believe I had to open up-
Thank you Sabis and Reesabis and Gifted Sabis, thank you!
Oh wait, this other mouse is still on, let me turn this off so it doesn't like miss and put me on.
Also, um, make sure you're not in bots, I'll put on Reesabis.
It is.
I can't believe I had to open up-
When I show up to the second half of the QSMB, I'm gonna be fucking big dog-
Guys, remember, should I- right now, should I download a new update for G-Pro?
For you, yes, I think that's a good idea. I don't I don't see anything that could go wrong with that
I'm nervous by the way remember that if the sea is going too bad you can just like
Pumptual PC and say you had a technical my hands are sweaty a little bit. That's true. That's true. That's true
I'll be a different beast it's just like now I know how to play the game
there's gonna be new creators and it's like you know like I'm genuinely the
senior for the full way we can set a channel status all right chat going to
get my food out of ten mechanics
that's aura
I'm playing Bottle in the general show.
Are you winning?
I'm about to start.
Play.
Music.
Uh.
I got it in three oh my god oh we're winning mid offs we're we are we're winning mid offs
I was going to say, um, yeah, once you play like, if you're like in a flow state, I just
I don't think about like a friend that asked me this question.
More chips in the bag please.
Like really?
I'm actually thinking about it.
Like would you rather give up cheese or like give up head?
I was thinking about that yesterday.
I was just practicing some-
Dude I need to clarify something.
Like when we were talking about-
Mrs. Vicky.
Why?
I thought you said that Katie would give up head.
I thought you were saying that she would keep cheese.
I was confused so you mean I just want to clarify that I did not need to be explained why someone
okay yes yeah I just want to clarify that okay yeah wait what's the question would you
You probably gave up cheese.
Wait, so Katey, you never gave us your answer.
I would take, I wouldn't give up either.
Well, that's against the premise.
That goes against the spirit of the question, I think.
I know, but I created the question.
I don't need the cheese.
Wait, that's a peel to the authority.
That's a peel to the authority.
That's a pill to the party.
Good luck on your run, dude.
Good luck on your run.
You got this.
Ha ha ha ha.
I was a champion in my middle school debate club.
You can't pull one over on me like that.
Fuck, I didn't have them.
She's WV.
Wait, we can play Farmer's Valley.
Oh my god.
Wait, hop on Farmer's Valley.
Chat, check this out.
Wait, let me pick my LBS.
playing waddle
Check this out. Wait, wait, it's been so long since I've checked out my farm. Oh
Baby, oh look at all these. Oh wait, okay, wait, okay, never mind
That's so good. You've activity. They're ready to start. I'm glad I got the filly. It's so good. All right
Eyes wide open, stretch your fingers and you're ready.
Open your eyes, stretch your fingers.
Oh, you got the PC more, okay.
All right, you see the up here, license completable, there's the chicken, it could be a looting
It's golden. Oh, no, it's unbreaking. Don't worry. You can use the sort to farm the food though
Just mine like a bunch of words first. I want you to get like because it's gonna get like a literally like 20 fucking logs
If you want it doesn't really matter
Also just remember that I probably shouldn't swear on the middle Spain cops. Whoops. Okay. Yeah, you're good here
Yeah, I want you to just craft wooden pickaxe and mine your stones. Also you have eight golden carrots
So you actually don't get a good tub. Oh, you look so wholesome typing a golden carrot is enough for the entire on
Just don't eat to
To trigger happily because it's so good. Yep
Six seven I
Actually got the reference
You need to make a bow as well, just to be a, and then make your iron, just in case,
and then make your way in, you can throw the axe and the sword as a distraction inside
of the bastion, by the way.
There's also a glistering melon, yeah, you saw it, yeah, nice, okay, no, don't
Don't worry, don't worry about that, we'll find it.
Okay, do you see what Bastion is?
I can't tell, I just found it, right?
This looks like treasure, good thing we got a Repson.
It's delayed, isn't it?
Can you wide-mark her behind this thing, right here?
I need to get the,
wait, just scout.
I need to get the scout.
It's gonna be delayed.
Oh yeah, you need to get on it.
Okay, nice, yeah, go up.
Remember, you can throw your sword and your axe.
Maybe we do this?
No, I don't think I see it.
That's here, right? That's here.
You can throw yourself.
I've got this. This is Team Hax and Max.
Yeah, Max doing the comms there.
Wow, and I'm not gonna lie.
Theo is blazing fast right now.
I don't understand how he's going so fast.
I don't think even I'm this fast.
I'm a Diamond One player.
Yeah, I just don't...
Maybe he's cheating. I'm not sure.
No, he is going crazy. He is going really crazy right now.
this is absurd and Becky also not that far behind we are seeing very very yeah
might be punished here for this but hopefully not I don't think that realized
she has to get an iron pickaxe yesterday the chest first it looks like she's
setting up to do the root but maybe we are hoping for that chest which is off
to the side oh true and also unrelated sorry very interesting player from Theo
If you throw out those water birds those I forget what they're called. Um, yeah
Yeah, they act I think I assume is like a train baby. I don't know what you did
Very lucky though, we see Theo here iron pickaxe ready to take on the rest of
Wait, her personal best also being very similar with her average time is kind of crazy already there
Let's see
Very, very long!
But we can see here Theo is just...
Okay, he's got a little too far down, but it's okay.
There we go, there we go.
There we go. Both players in very similar positions right now here.
Oh. Here we go.
And we are going to be seeing Theo start up this run here just a tiny bit faster than Beckham on.
But, that's okay.
Wow. Yeah, the route is going quick.
That is true.
Here we go.
the side here now there is one there's
distraction gold mine the block mine two
blocks show up the whole show a block
money of a block block and then we need
to get a gold there to aggro the the
piglins will he do that he does do that
start off this run here we go so we're
going crazy I mean this is all standard
for him enjoying it so fucking much yeah
we need to make sure that we can find
the fortress yeah that is what
I wonder if you did see it, he seemed to be gesturing to some port part of the never-terrain earlier
Maybe that's like quadrums knowledge, but I don't know
If we have seen it
Hello?
Am I string so good?
Oh it's the whole stream, it's not even me!
That asked the stream!
Oh my god, it's... wait, let me listen in on them.
You missed the gold block on the left side, I think.
No, I didn't.
No, on the right side of me. The copy.
Oh, the right side, okay.
Sorry, that was actually my fault.
You can just mine this gold block to the thing.
And then, I want you to, before you loot the chest, trade more gold.
How do I fucking make this stream bigger?
For you guys.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Then go loot the chests from downstairs.
And then when you're in the chest, we can slide your inventory on the second chest.
Ooh, that's a really nice chest.
Let me know when it's back!
Okay, from the top bar, you can drop the chest, the dirt, and the iron nuggets.
Pick up the crying obsidian inside of the chest.
Magma Cream, you can throw out the two gold tools as well, split your string, split your
pearls, pick up the crying obsidian from the chest.
I just watched this for a second.
You missed the gold lock on the side of these chests.
Not here, yes.
Really good.
I'm just trying to think, I want you to go to the top of treasure and a white one.
We could see it.
And then we can fully check your trades and cross.
Have a look around.
Okay.
Wait, go down to your bigger hole and wide from up there.
You can see under this right.
that's good awareness okay here we go
up to training
nice perfect here
there's no way
uh it's gonna be like the low you have to keep going down
holy aura how many people are gonna do that in a game
uh you can just unhook the colony you don't have to go down
Okay, just check my trades one more time.
Can you see it here? This could make a difference.
A little bit left for me.
A little bit more right. Hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just look at this blackstone.
Now look a tiny bit more right.
There's a room.
Okay, we're gonna go and check those trades.
I don't think that is it. Sorry.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez. Not good.
Very, very, very interesting.
Very interesting.
Well, obviously guys, since the middle store has started, we have seen only treasure bastions.
So, you know how these go, if we don't get enough trade, or we can't see the fortress,
we need to go down into the bottom of that massive other room to destroy this corner,
and so we can like use the right-
Have a beautiful night sleep.
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
Now it works, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you understand it, regardless.
Here we go.
Let's see.
The biggest bird.
But thankfully Theo has destroyed this corner.
So, we're going to be doing, what is it called again?
What?
E-ray?
PIDAR.
It's called PIDAR.
We're trying to figure out how many chunks away
the spawner and the nether fortress is.
And that blue thing is the spawner.
And it looks like we are going, I think that's west?
Oh, okay, very interesting.
We're doubling back, and it seemed like there's a pig farm
spawner over here next to Theo,
but I'm sure he'll be able to navigate that quite well.
Genuinely, that is absurd.
First in tech there, though.
He didn't get knocked back because he didn't die in here.
Yeah.
He died in his bloody key.
Fun fact.
And I think, did he just see it?
I don't know.
Do you see it?
Did you see where his render distance was at?
How many chunks away are we?
Oh, he's right there.
He's on it.
Yeah, he sees it.
We're here.
Back?
9, 8, 7, 10.
Very impressive.
Could this be the fastest run of the day?
And the spawners right there.
Good.
You ask for more.
Genuinely, could you ask for more?
This is all scripted.
I knew it.
This is all scripted.
This is crazy.
What is this season?
Very good run for Theo right now.
That's not seriously good.
There we go.
And we're seeing double blaze beds here from Theo.
Very classic strikers.
Fire ranks as well.
What rank is Theo?
This dude is playing like he's smurfing.
Who invited him to mid-off?
This guy's smurfing.
He's on a VPN.
Lesson.
Hold on.
Lesson.
Hold on.
Your vetting process.
Oh my god.
Vetting process here is just a little abuse of little
lesson.
Check his PC.
No, not his PC, bro. Check his gameplay. This guy's cracked.
Yeah, he's got really good.
Poinkrow replaced Theo?
That's like replacing a coughing baby with a hydrogen bomb.
Poinkrow is a Pokemon speedrunner, and is that our speedrunner?
Love, but Theo Bouldabud is a Minecrafter.
But he doesn't speedrun.
Yeah, but you're a Minecrafter. He's got the competitive edge.
He's a PvP merchant. He's a one trick.
Oh, Mike, no. You've lost the plot.
He ain't no one should know my genie!
So at this corner, simultaneously while Theo goes to the blind at 10 minutes, oh my, I'm getting up out of my chair, this is genuinely, we are actually seeing, we might see a PB here, it's either a PB or it's either the fastest or another day, like this is silly, this is actually silly.
This is actually silly?
This is genuinely silly behaviour.
Like surely, go, we need to like, do something.
I know, I know, something needs to happen.
Spectator insert in the spectator mode go and create a moment for ten creepers on him
Spawn the wither the water whatever we can
Slow him down
That spawn hero Brian, okay, you can't beat that
Jesus oh my god now
We're g-ing all these times, he's really crazy.
Slightly poor rates here, I believe.
Yeah.
Unless I'm wrong.
Slightly poor rates, but it's okay.
I'm starting to feel out of place.
We are seeing 11 minutes in, both players at the fortress, so, you know, this is all
cool.
I'm like the image of the dragon.
We're all doing well, but I think, obviously, the ogre to the spawner faster.
We're seeing a few more plays, but these rates are poop.
Maybe he's going to cheat you and other three blazers and flipping win the game.
I don't know what's gonna happen there. All right. Yeah
There we go and oh yeah grabbing some of the eyes and then we are back out now Becky
I do what do you mean 15 minutes more? I don't know
It's more appealing to the eye should I say if you can tell that film's in hurry
Yeah, that's what I said. That's the last thing I wanted my hair first and late
He makes me stressed when he went he makes you listen listen listen to his one
That's cringe
Thank you guys, thank you guys
You guys are so kind
But this is crazy like these people are fast as fuck
Oh
Okay, okay, okay zero cholesterol from full Wow Wow Wow Wow now it looks like
Feels that all of his craft all we need to see is a pole hang and two more rods and we are out
Bro
BB unless he's a recycling but bro. This is too fast. This is too. This is wait my channel points
I put 50,000 on Becky you back
50,000 Becky can still come back over my
219 blocks to travel in the net you sure hacks isn't doing the team view a method
But it's it's genuinely logged into any desk right now
I swear to God he shared genuinely the boat trip was a cover-up. I knew it
I'm in it. How are they looks like feel is out
Wow very interesting
How are they going about people with no face cam actually playing?
Well, listen, his average time is only 60 seconds difference between Becky.
However, it seems like he's improved a lot with a very small sample size of runs.
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't this Stevie's face for Becky?
I believe so, yeah.
Like, almost all rods with 10 minutes until to finish.
No, I'm not saying... Theo, I'm just saying, hypothetically, I started my criminal facecam and I had hacks over it, and I was like, hey, make it look believable?
Like, what if somebody did that?
Someone check Ash's room.
I wonder are they at the same?
Yes, but I yeah, okay. I was just checking there's not a chance we get two different strongholds in not to can you imagine how mad
Everybody would be if the last day you like turn on your face. Yeah, it was just like
Looney Tunes death in the stronghold for fear. Oh, it's only max no hacks
Where's that? Yeah, no max. Hacks is out of action. Oh my god
Don't be a max for being it. It's such a good coach
Wow, let's see. Can we see a little bit of a navigation in the torch looking for a preemptive guys?
I feel like we have such a dream team
Like
One of the best fucking players. Yeah max is such a good coach like he's
He's also so dedicated like he's been on
Staying up so fucking late training us all week
Theo is really good in locked in he's been training all week
He's really fucking good
Guys bang oh my god, what was a cameras time again, sorry do you remember time was 17 I get to just this
It's no way there's no way it's too risky. It's too risky. It's open, but we haven't done our sakes
No, he can it is friend. Oh my god
It's just like he didn't he didn't do his settings before I tell you I'm gonna let you know if he gets it
That would have been incredible. It would have been awesome, but
I'm ahead. It's also not the play you want to make when you're comfortably ahead.
Damn, he's good as fuck with the bow too!
Like, so much has to align. I've said before, for the Xerath to actually be worldwide.
That is true. My points, my points, he's not even made to...
And not that much ahead, to be honest.
I know, I know.
Actually, I know.
Oh my god, I'm so incredibly good.
I want to say, never touch speed...
So far I've made sure of it.
Mid-Offs, Mid-Offs, um, uh, Dams, if you can hear me, please just fortify for us, please.
Watch out for points, just do something, okay?
Make the dragon fly out of the fountain if you can hear me, please.
Please.
You're so biased.
Oh, watch out for points.
Watch out for points.
I want Justin Theo to play the best he can.
Oh, that's a fudge!
Ah!
And it's coming in wait and ankle one all good damage there
Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, that's so much of the damage, but it's fine. We recovered the one cycle and the dragon is dead
Wow, that was really, that was for a second that I was a little bit hairy.
Let's go Theo!
Oh my gosh.
For a second.
I didn't like push anything too hard.
That was basically just what we wrote up.
You played super well.
That was, I'm not going to lie with you Theo, I'll tell you the truth.
That was sub 15 pace if you don't have to spawn a break in the fourths plus.
That was really, really good.
Yeah.
Theo, you killed it.
Thank you. Thank you.
That's my student.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
That's my go, man.
Hey, that was that was clean, dude.
That was clean. Good game, man.
Good games.
I mean, like I didn't really
I feel like if
I knew the treasure
from the back a little bit better.
But yeah, one of our one of my ever going to practice that in one week.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, nah, you do good
How that went yeah, yeah for sure. Hey, I gotta go back to my actual student, but uh, hey, yeah, how do you Katie?
I'm excited to watch your game
Wow
Wow.
Okay, they all left the call, so I don't know where they're going, but...
Oh, I think they have to join this one for the interview.
I haven't even booted up my game today, so let me do that.
Let me do that!
practice speed crafting. Okay, I'm trying to think. Max is gonna probably be doing an interview
for a second. Also Max is probably gonna just like maybe do some runs with Theo some more.
I don't know. Let me open Ninja Bot. Ninja Bot. Ninja Brain Bot. Let me open my Ninja Brain Bot.
And Craft sticks the same time as Table. You're right. Why do I never do that?
I'm not going to take this off. It's not going to be the
The difference between a win and a loss. It's really not like restricting my movement. Theo's
done for the day. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess he is. Let me see. Oh. Oh, if Theo loses his
first match, I'll be continuing to coach and do runs with him. Oh, okay. So that's
That's why he said that.
So yes, Max should be transitioning to me now.
Not literally, figuratively.
I'm so fucking scared.
Let me show you guys game.
Okay, let me um, let me um, let me um, let me um, let me um, let me um, let me um, let
Let me um, fuck.
I guess I will do some, I guess I will do some practice.
Okay, so like, I'm not even going to do this like full run, I'm just going to kind of like
get my stuff and maybe practice some quicker crafts.
Dude, I feel like I forgot the whole game.
I'm getting new PB.
Um, maybe on the mid-offs.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
I got it I got to do like hot keys and shit like I got a really good locked in
Let me try and do shit faster like this shit that I'm really fucking slow it I
know I should probably grab that string but like I'm not really stressing oh are
the nvc oh fuck join minops vc oh okay
hey oh i roll hey kate what did you think of that game
theo that was so good i was watching the main broadcast because
your eyes is vc was ahead so i wasn't listening in
Um, but you did so good
So thank you. Thank you. No, I'm really happy with how that went. It was nice and smooth sailing
I could tell you were walking with his family. Yeah, exactly
I was locked in because I was um
Watching him play wordle and I was I was just about to get on farm merge valley in the discord activities
Yeah, that makes sense
I haven't checked on my farm in a long time
Okay, well, Katie, your match is in approximately two hours from now.
Would you like to start coaching or do you want to watch party?
I should probably do one run.
I started one up right now because I was going to try and like, I don't know, like,
just like do random shit if you guys are busy, but no, I'm fully focused on you now
to get some, get some good reps in, at least a rep.
Can you see my my face now? Yes, let me do you see my game. Yes. Oh, what a lovely
what a lovely outfit you're wearing. Oh, yeah, it's my diamond armor.
So yeah, that is trippy, right? That is actually how do I get that?
Amazon yeah, oh my god
Just an enchanted it is it has it has fast
Yeah that one what are you doing? Okay? No, I'm not actually playing right now max
I don't want you to think I'm actually playing. I'm just trying
I'm just trying to get some wood because lost all your items
Wait, why'd I lose the wood? You can't do that?
The TNT exploded at all.
Bro, they gotta fix the game.
Alright, well I was trying to learn to craft faster last minute.
Aw, wait I can teach you some tips if you want. They're quite easy.
Okay, shut up.
I can just, it's fine, we can see a change in the map. Can you see my game?
Yeah.
I think it's an MCSL practice.
Oh, that was really good. Don't tell Theo, but I was actually well nervous for that game, but the second it happened I was like so focused.
No, yeah, that was really good.
I was not nervous. I was not nervous, Chad.
I'm not nervous.
Yeah, you can like...
So the first thing you can do is hotkey onto your crafting bench.
Oh, I should probably move my bench.
You can hook you into your crafting bench, you can shift click these, and you can grab
them and I would say you can right click and go like this.
So when you craft the sticks and the crafting table, you can craft them at the same time.
By holding right click, letting go, then dragging right click, then dragging right click.
If that makes sense.
Then when you want to craft your tools, you can craft multiple things on top of
each other.
So you can grab the sticks, right-click and split them,
and then you can go like, iron pickaxe, iron shovel,
like that, and you hold shift left-click to craft them.
And then the sticks are still here
whilst you're holding the iron to make the acts as well.
But it's easier to do in practice, I think.
So if you just do it, I'll just coach you through it,
and then I think you'll get it immediately.
Okay.
Yeah, you can just do it right now in your run to be honest.
Okay.
Like just shout to me.
I need to mine two words though.
Or three words.
Oh yeah, you can just do that.
Are you excited for your match?
Yes!
I'm so excited!
Okay, yeah, ignore all the other stuff.
Okay.
What you can do is, shift click the word.
You can't do that because there's no hotkey.
I want you to shift click the word in there.
Now you can pick it up and you can right click
and make a circle.
And then right click and strike it.
Yeah, you see that?
And you can do it again.
There you go.
And then you can shift click,
no, you can shift click all of that.
Yeah.
So you don't have to,
when items are being crafted onto all of this show,
you can just keep shift left clicking.
Ready?
That's all good.
Make a fucking button.
It's OK.
OK, how should I make tools quicker?
OK, so if I put my crafting table down from like.
Yeah.
So first, I would suggest you grab the sticks, place them
on the bottom, take the sticks into the crafting table,
and then right click and put it down into that.
No, like all the way down, all of it.
You put all the stack.
And then right click and bring it up.
Yeah.
And now you can make, I just want you to take the iron.
And then.
I'm trying to do it faster.
That's OK.
Take the iron, and then craft as if you're crafting
a shovel and the pickaxe.
And now you don't have to drop the iron.
You can keep holding it and shift left click on the pickaxe.
And again.
And then you can make an axe whilst holding the aisle.
So you can drag it down.
Yeah.
See that?
Yeah.
And then to clear the crafting table, yeah, you just leave.
OK.
That is, yeah.
You can do it with the stone.
Oh, yeah, that too.
Yeah.
OK, yeah, right.
Nice.
So you do that.
Oh, you only had one stick.
But the idea is that.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the cockies.
Yeah, that's really clear.
Is there anything that you feel like you need to work on before we do that?
Also, maybe I should teach you Rune Paul.
Yeah, maybe just that, but I mean, I'll just do my run.
I just don't want to die, to be honest.
Oh yeah, that's why I said the ash right.
That's my one real word of advice.
Just don't.
Yeah.
really die because you listen to exactly what I tell you. So you don't die usually to like
a mistake as much as you die to the environment. Yeah, I know what you mean. You're a good soldier,
Katie. I'm a good listener. Oh, you need to press reset if you have been changed. Yeah,
I was trying to make it, I have an extra button on my mouse, but I don't know if I can bind it.
Oh, let's see your mouse.
I was trying to do this one behind the scroll wheel to like an extra item slot.
Oh, that one probably won't.
Yeah, no, that's usually it's a part where you use the straight, you change like sensitivity you use it.
Oh shit.
Think I changed my sensitivity already?
No, bless you.
Thank you.
I think I might have it.
You're blessed.
Does my sense look higher?
Bless you.
It looks the same to me, to be honest.
They're all saying bless you, and I'm not even answering.
I mean, you won't be high in general, but yeah, well that's fine, I'm not sure if it
usually looks like that.
Can you see my screen casing?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm chilling.
Let's do the rune portal or something.
All right.
Do you like my skin?
Oh my god, it is so much higher,
but I think I'll be fine.
Oh wait, you can turn it back down.
Keep pressing the button.
It's so much higher.
It's not bad.
Pressing the button cycles through it.
OK, so you'll spawn, and you look around
to find this red, and it always
sprues out another app, right?
When you go to it, I mean, to open the chest.
And this is usually the kind of stuff
that you get sometimes you get food.
A good idea is to hotkey, if there's an axe,
hotkey it to your one and then break the chest.
Okay.
Because it gives you all the stuff.
Then, well, this is completable,
so you can place the obsidian or whatever,
but you can do that later.
The problem with the room policies
is they don't usually have much food.
So you might have to do this farming food chip.
The great thing though is that they usually have a gold axe, so you can like mine a bunch
of wood.
Usually the first thing that I get you to do is just like spam mine wood basically.
This seed isn't very good because it doesn't have any, you know that seed that Theo just
played?
It didn't have any iron from the Rune Portal.
Because this only makes two ingots, which means that you can't make a pick axe for
that, you see?
So what you'll have to do is find iron inside of the Bastion.
So if this situation happens, all you do is make yourself a wood pickaxe and then mine
yourself seven stone.
Okay, if I get Rune Portal like what, come on, surely Tebow won't.
Well it's not based on whether you, it's not random.
It's like a game of, do you remember when I taught you the picks and ban system?
Yeah.
It's like that.
I can show you how it works again if you want a better visualisation.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, so this one's not too different. I guess like you know, it's the same
It's just that you don't need to get water or lava basically. Yeah, you just make the portal
And then you can just enter immediately
Okay, and then everything is the same
Okay, I
Sense will make bow I not work no because it's up on tool screen any geniuses in the chat
And let me know if that's true. I what I'm playing a game. I can fix my sense
I remember kind of what it was on
Well, not your in-game sense, only your mouth sense.
Oh, yeah, my mouth sense.
Yeah, otherwise it messes up your guard sense.
It's true? What is true? That doesn't answer.
Wait, Duncan died?
What is game?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah, K.E., it's that's room for...
Honestly, I couldn't be watching our competition, man.
Yeah, I just can coach you through it. It doesn't really matter. It's better off when
we just play a game, I think. But maybe before, can you do, like, 5-1 cycles for me?
Yeah, right now.
Yeah.
Yes, coach.
Yes, ma'am.
Duncan died twice, wow, okay.
It's fine.
All right, options, and then see.
No, I want you to enable room 4.
Okay, and then you're ready.
Here we go, Katie!
Okay, I'll close my chat, I'm chilling to see a real run.
Okay, me too.
Okay, you go to the Desert Temple.
Yeah, it's there.
No, not down there. You could have just gone down to the right. It's fine. It's fine. You
can keep going down there. This is a good gap. This is my speedrun, so I have to go
This is my PB.
Mm-hmm, mine.
Nice painting, D&T.
Nice, nice, nice, break, nice.
Yeah, loot and a spiral.
Yeah, wait, when you get these, open your inventory.
You can explode another TNT to your left head, 90 degrees to the left.
There's gravel on the wall.
Up here?
Yeah, you see it on the wall?
Yeah.
Just stack up.
Don't do this, don't do this.
Stack up to the gravel's height and then explode the TNT.
Okay, you can just do it like that.
That's fine.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Perfect
Mm-hmm, there you go flint now stack up and leave
Nice right one that is the right one
Nice and you even know to go to the center of the block you can keep yeah that you're not sprint
Look around and you sign the trees it's behind the assembly. I sort of left
Sprint
When you hit control
Okay, you see the lobby see the war. Okay, just break these trees
Like to break this next tree I want you to go to the far side from the far side of the lava
Yeah, like just like here
No, you have it, right?
It's fine. Just take your wood.
Oh yeah, you can make flint and steel. Yeah, good call.
I was gonna get you to make a pressure plate.
The iron is top of it.
Nice.
Dude, on this side, is that what you were saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just like that, this block is perfect. Nice.
Okay, break the block above you.
Just leave.
Okay, nice. Flint and steel there.
And then leave.
Like, we're gonna steal that run out.
Nice.
You can eat now.
Uh-huh.
I've got wood that's next to the lava floor.
Perfect.
Now you're gonna hit a hard left and go towards the wall.
Hard right now.
Oh.
No.
Behind you.
Yeah, that way.
There's a river that way.
You see it?
Yep.
Okay.
Crafts.
Yeah.
OK.
Crafts.
OK.
Yeah.
Crafts.
Perfect.
You can do the splitting string, but also splitting sticks
thing.
OK.
Remember the crafting I just taught you?
I want you to try that.
You need to make a iron pickaxe, iron shovel,
and also a stone axe.
OK.
Pickaxe iron trouble
There's no two sticks. Yeah, this sticks it next to your TNT
Stone yep axe nice, okay now make a bucket and the boat as well
bucket
Bucket with iron
Perfect grab the war then look out into the water and we're gonna do the drops
nice hockey
Nice look out. One, the the the book, yeah, the bones, yeah you can drops like honestly you can drop the sand that's on your bar, the spider eyes as well.
Drop all the sand blocks, sand looking blocks, you don't need any of that. Okay, good. Now get your, oh wait, the TNT was important.
one. Ah no you don't need it, never mind. It's fine, get your blocks on bar and you can
pick up your crafting table and then you go back to the lava pool. Nice, nice, nice,
nice. There you go. There's a block sticking out here that you could use. Yeah, yeah,
yet you could just do it
oh is that gonna fuck it up don't worry don't worry just break that the usual
nice okay now it's gonna become cobblestone but you can replace it
just build your L like usual we'll do it later
uh fuck just build it on this side yeah you don't have to mind that you could
have used that why why did i do that like
shoulder block you don't have to make the drain at all
okay
twat
yep
yeah
nice uh now i want you to like yeah mine out the bottom two and then the last one you're just
gonna replace with lava you know what i'm saying the cobblestone okay you're gonna mine the cobblestone
pick up the lava nice nice
drain the water
eat whilst you're waiting
oh my god how do you smoke eat
you can't be holding a usable item
spin around and F3
oh it's here this is treasure
I think
Wait, let's have a look at it. This might be housing actually stacked up to it with the dirt not the wood
I just like bridge out one yeah, well, that's fine
Okay, yeah, this I think this is housing there's a chest under you so go down through this cave
No, no, don't mind don't mind don't mind. There's like a cave a natural cave to it. Yep
nice I want you to get the armor and then you're gonna go under the chest and
do the chest method pick up the pick up the yeah switch your accent to your
hand okay now do your chest stuff
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, my god.
I gotta get these blocks.
Nice.
That's a fucking awesome shot.
Nice.
And the string.
Nice, nice.
Okay.
Mind the other one?
No, it's the other block.
Oh my god.
Behind you.
Wait, my sense is like one higher than what it normally is.
But I'm gonna try and...
Okay.
than what it normally is, but I'm going to try and see if I can get used to it.
Okay, mine upwards? Okay, and before you go down to do your route, I want you to wide
macro and look around, because it's so open, you see?
Yeah. Okay, can you like, it's probably going to be at the back of the Bastion,
We'll still make you do pie, Dark, because it's good practice.
Go down.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Don't worry about these guys, they're friends.
Bridge out the Sleek blocks, right?
Yep.
And break up left two.
Then like right, yep.
Uh, work.
Okay, no, no, you need to place at least one block in that hole, but you haven't placed
the last block.
Nice.
Okay.
Yeah, now place the last dirt away from you.
This one?
Yeah.
Break it.
Sorry.
And break the block that's left to it.
Yep.
Now pick blocks, then step back.
Nice.
them down. Cross your gold and throw it.
Oh my god.
You can just, uh, cross your gold blocks first. Just in case. I keep like dropping shit.
And then you can go down.
That's all better off stay.
Oh my god, I saw the fucking most incredible clip of you today. Mine forward two and
then up left two. It's you with a scoush trim.
Oh, that's like a nice clip.
Remember I said that I'm like, why do you-
Can you drop the gold in the hole?
Yeah.
Just the, just the fuck, just this thing.
You don't have to do that.
Yeah.
Okay, keep it.
You were like, I'm a scouser, I'm a scouser.
Yeah.
Because that's low, that's the cuts they have, you know?
That is the cuts they have, yeah.
Uh, don't use the word.
I mean, that's fine.
You have more blocks in here than before.
Um, okay.
You need to drop them the gold.
drop and drop nice probably not gonna go in there no it's fine you really oh I
want backwards if I fucking picked that up no it's fine it's fine what that
feet oh it's what it's what it's just back up no no don't break it it's fine
whatever learning learning learning learning back up break out with an
Max. Yep.
Am I grappling them?
Yeah, I grappled them. You have plenty of grapple. Yep.
It's fine. And then a block above that head.
And you block. Yep.
And then go to get your chest. Remember the double chest?
It's like that way. It's like...
Stop?
Oh yeah, right here.
It's towards that hole. Yeah.
Break down.
Okay, now I'm going to get you to loot this and then slide it this way.
Nice.
You can just yeah, yeah
Okay, grab that one string cuz you never know and
From the top row one all of the blocks
All the blocks on top row
From the next one magma cream book the glowstone dust and the quartz
Then the book yeah, all right, you're good
you're getting really good.
You're getting really good.
No, no, no, no.
You're good.
Okay.
Now, you have to break that hole.
You know it's going to drop you down,
but just stack up two.
I break the block to do the...
You need to break that left block.
Yeah.
So we can throw shit down there.
And then magma cream, iron nuggets, quartz, leather.
There's so many iron nuggets in your inventory.
Quartz.
Oh, no, sorry.
Leather, Emma.
Leather bottom left.
Left.
Okay.
You're out.
You're good.
You can just grab your pearls, put your fires on bar, and then I want you to...
We can pie it all down here.
So open strong borders.
F3G.
Low your render distance all the way down, you just do it on the settings, or shift F3 up.
Shift F3, okay, okay, shift F3 up, pie chart.
Yeah, and then up there.
No, two, three, press three.
Shift F3, slowly.
No, F3F, I'm sorry.
It's confusing to try.
No, I know, I should kind of know.
F3F
Not Shift F3F, just F3F
Yeah, slowly to the blue line
Oh, you got it, yeah, go down 4 and up 3
And then, uh, uh, like Shift F3, so reset pi
And you can open your chunk borders, so F3G
Oh wait, no, I'll reopen them, sorry, I thought you could see what's going on
Take a right
Keep going up those stars
That's the first strong border. Do you want to cross just cross it? Yeah, okay now go to your go up the stairs
And there should be like another one that you can cross you can you have to mine out there
Like this
Like you're gonna have to mine into the wall
You see that
Don't get died in the stronghold. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Go towards the poor. Oh
oh my god that's no no wait wait wait okay I want you to just throw a blind
pearl but first flash your fire as you're fine you're fine you're gonna be
okay you can up your your random distance all the way press F3G and
press F3 okay um okay maybe just go to the top of housing unless you you
reckon that you can throw a pile past the whole point.
Surely, right?
You just have to get it.
You can break that block that's above it to get more of a vantage look.
Is he going to come in here?
No, no, no, no.
No, don't go too close to him though.
Yeah, break it.
No, just fucking chuck a pile.
Wait for this guy.
Yeah, throw it out.
Nice.
Eat.
And then keep taking this off the ground.
You're not supposed to do it as well.
Okay, a wide-micro here. Can you wide? Yeah, you saw it, you saw it. It's that way, where
your cursor is right now. Yeah, this direction. I promise. Are you confident?
No, I'm... No, no, I meant... The way the wide-micro works, by the way, is you can
only see... You can just go down. Yeah, yeah, just carry it down and go this way.
The way the wide-micro works is you can only see far if it's on the edge of your
screen so when you're looking at it from yeah oh yeah you're right when I was
looking at it from this way yeah that makes no sense yeah okay it's like right
here you see it's my run that's cool no you can change it back up just hold
that three yeah
that's fine that's fine just eat eat the spawner is like right here see it
Check for all. Okay. No, no, no, you don't have much food. I want you to stack up to it
Yeah, just stack up here be aware of the micro frame my mug cube
This is on the leg almost not
It's okay. Just perfectly for you. Okay
Okay, he's this boat's foreigners
Eat keep eating I
I want you to just like run up like run to the right this weather with a skeleton work trigger
I want you to just run to the right and run up to the spawner
Take this right and then the next right
You just go to the with a scouts this one I just place one block on the stairs and you can't
I'm not scared of them
All right kill these guys
Okay, let me just get on fucking fire like last click not right
They just are behind you it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Just focus don't hug him though nice
Really get a wider star you'll get you'll get
You were hugging him, you were hugging him, sorry.
Oh my god, way too close.
It's okay.
That's fine.
We have still loads of time I think.
I'm just watching the end of this match, let me.
Watch it, watch it, I'll do this beginning part.
Wait, what the fuck is my command chat?
Bracket, oh there we go.
Okay, we have so much time.
We're not even halfway.
We're not even halfway through the matches before yours.
Damn!
So like, we can keep practicing.
Do you want to watch this little end fight here?
Yeah, is it on?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, is it over?
No.
because I think Duncan has restarted the entire game.
And Shandria, he died in the end
or in the courtroom or something.
I think he died in the lava of the courtroom.
And Shandria fucked up the one cycle or something.
So she has to do, oh shit, she has to do like the-
The crystal breaking shit, but she doesn't have much food.
I'm excited for your matches they're going to be so fun are you nervous wait a minute
um yeah am I nervous I'm not right now I don't really know if I'll be that nervous because
I feel like uh Felso will be like kind of ahead so I'll just be going slow and steady
so like hopefully I don't die yeah you know hopefully he dies like Michael is not to
even I'm not like really expecting to beat Philsa but like I mean I don't really think
I would but I'm just gonna try to stay alive trying to get as far as I can yeah also uh
Shondreya wait she said she told me she was mid her average time is 2251 what do these
people know what mid means she was like I think me and you are in the same boat
we're both actually mid players what she lied to me
they're made you're bad they are not mid this is not mid level oh oh my god that
That was really scary.
She boated down onto the crystal and it broke her boat.
This is the shit I had to do against Saikunov, by the way.
Something like this.
Like this kind of Sisyphean bullshit.
It is people beat the game in under 10 minutes always.
That doesn't mean that 20 minutes is mid.
It's not mid.
Well, in the grand scheme of play.
That's really fucking good.
Would you not say 20 minutes is really good at this?
In mid-offs?
Yeah.
Like, in speedrunning itself?
No, like, 20 minute speedrun is like a below average, but that's what people that play for like, hundreds of hours.
But that's what I'm saying, like, when it comes to like, just in general.
For mid-offs, it's like, oh, in general Minecraft it's insane.
20 minutes.
Yeah.
Oh my god. Oh my god, she died! Oh my god, she's dead! Oh my god!
Oh shit.
She has to go all the way back now.
That is so bad.
I really thought this game would end soon.
Well Duncan has the mid-off's PB and it's 30 minutes and he's in the Fortress, you know,
so anything can happen seriously.
That's why I'm like, just don't die and you can win.
I don't doubt you.
I know you, I know people have doubted you all match against Filsa. I believe it.
Thank you, Max.
That's okay, mate.
And if you win all of Mid-Offs, me, you, Hags, and Theo, we're all getting Scourge Shrimps.
I'll fucking shave my head if I win the Mid-Offs.
I'm damn near shaving if I beat Philza like they're saying clip it like they're genuinely
saying clip it you guys know what would have to happen every single player would literally
have to die, by the way.
Oh, apparently the, um, oh, that's scary.
Apparently the, the, the, the pool room is below a lava lake.
So to get there is like, oh, to get there is like really difficult as well for her.
Oh shit.
Yeah, one day you're going to like, oh my god, Duncan is scary.
One day you're going to unlock your third eye and just stop sub 20ing every game.
That's what happened to me.
Yeah.
It's possible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, I mean, I still have so much shit that I have to improve on.
I can't even move shit in my inventory.
I can't even hotkey.
I can kind of craft a little bit.
I think that you actually, you have that gene that makes
people good at speedrunning.
I don't know how to explain that.
But you're very, how do I say it, like you're not
scared to learn.
Whereas a lot of people, when they speedrun, they get
stuck in their ways.
Whereas you seem like somebody who's like, okay, I can forget all about this and start doing something new.
That's what you have to do a lot.
When you get like to the be the best.
Okay.
Yeah, sometimes it's good to die though because I'm low key trying to push myself and then but I'm doing too much, but it's like a good practice.
Hmm.
If Duncan wins, this will be my first mid-off match all over again.
Back from a horrible downfall.
He died three times, I died three times.
Oh my god.
It wins.
31 minutes.
This really is the mid-offs.
Oh, I can't believe we're never going to do another awesome late night practice for
you.
Well, because, well, not for the mid-offs, but, I know, it should have been two weeks.
You should have had two weeks to prep.
We should have had a whole month.
In a month, I think I could have turned you into like a zero-cycling demon.
No for sure you could have been given a high store on her as money
Someone said
With this kind of talk caramel will get you to 50 minutes if I got 50 fucking minutes. I'd be so happy
No, I think you'll do better than 50. Once you get in it, it's like it's so isolating to play without reading chat that like you can focus a lot more.
Yeah.
I think I truly like honestly I think you're you might be in this match if you win.
Because obviously if you lose, you did not die like.
I like, but I feel like I'll play safer in the actual match.
But low key food is like, I need to be munching.
Yeah, hopefully he picks village.
Oh my God, Duncan.
She's shearing sheep to try and get heads to one cycle to Dragon again.
Damn.
I like this other camera. This is quite cool.
What do you mean? Oh, that one that they show? Yeah. How do they do that?
They have like a guy in the lobby playing with them that's in ghost mode and he's like spectating one of the players.
Wait, is that what Minecraft YouTubers use in their videos?
Oh no, they use something called replay mode which replays basically.
Damn, because sometimes I watch fucking a Minecraft YouTube video and I'm like how the hell did they get it? Who's flying a drone in the world?
oh my god Duncan is scaring me oh my gosh
he has no food he needs it that oh no he does
Who's the same thing as the last one?
Tubbo can be so mean when he commentates.
If I watch this game back.
Oh, are you just watching through my screen, sir?
Yeah, but it's honestly fine.
He was like, it seems like Shan is allergic to entering the Nether.
If I watched this back, I'd be so annoyed if I was hurt.
Oh, he better watch his damn mouth when I'm up.
Exactly.
What's Tummo's PB?
Uh, like, someone knows.
Someone figure out on the chat.
I
Got you misplaced obsidian. That's so bad. Oh
My god, okay. It's save a ball, but this is really bad
He needs to place like blocks all yeah, that's right what he just did
He placed a block so he can reach higher to do it the same way, but that's all that's still bad
Oh my god, you missed the purchase book
So, Duncan Zemade died three times and fucked up this, but it's still going to be like sub-40.
Yeah.
So, for me, I'm like, wait a damn minute.
Honestly, if you pass the day 2 today, which I think you will, tonight you're staying
on and I'm teaching you how to fucking clear out the blaze spawner.
We're doing fortress only tonight.
Okay.
Because we're going to get you to blaze betting is what's losing you like five minutes in every run.
You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Yeah.
Shall I just do it in my run?
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, don't risk.
Toppo's PB is 1326. So Duncan almost has a better PB than Toppo. That's insane.
That's so funny.
Oh my god.
She's an overworld travel to the stronghold.
It's 1000 block.
Oh, it's parched.
He needs to jump up.
He's got it. This is it. He's wise. He's so close to it
Okay
Wow holy shit
Wow Wow
Okay, I gotta take a shit again
Okay, my second shit again
Yeah, it's my second show of the day. Shit, Connor.
Mid-off shifts.
Yeah.
Hello, K-East chat. Be friends with my chat and my chat. Be friends with K-East chat.
That had to be the most anxiety-inducing speedrunning match I've ever watched.
fear and that was the that was the first one I've ever watched do you remember
when I told you about my game that that went really long yeah it was a bit like
that one but me honestly I don't want to I don't want to compare but it might
have been worse because my one took an hour of nine minutes okay that does
sound worse if it took an hour that was that was really something that whole
game the nervous shits maybe I need to shit too soon I'm playing Duncan next
guys I'm playing Duncan next that's tomorrow that's winnable for you that's
so winnable so when all we have to do is die and he's already he has a 30 death
Perceived average
No, I feel very confident against Duncan
Not too much on Duncan though, that's my boy, but I got to respect my team, right so
Yeah, I feel confident against Duncan
Oh, he's dunking on Chandraia.
Get it?
Wait, oh, yeah, yeah.
Oops.
Wait, I got it.
What?
F3.
What?
Okay.
Wait, are we mixed chat?
Yeah, I'm going to have both chats on screen right now whilst we wait for Kay
from her shit oh hello sorry if I did you did you do hand wash skip the optimal
yeah I'm trying to like speedrun so this week I've been speedrunning
everything I do oh yeah you're the fastest cash there I got it like method
This this this this this this this this this this this
Okay, hey guys
Hello, hey
Yo, yo, yo, okay, do you just want to do another game? Yeah, let's try another one
Oh yeah, what?
Fuck!
Who was talking?
Blast it.
Okay.
Um, it's gonna be...
What the fuck is that?
This is a jungle, if you've never been.
You need to spread.
Yep.
Okay, just go through this front side.
Yep, this is a big door.
Go through that.
Who just said yo yo yo?
That was mechs.
Mechs, did you say yo yo yo?
No.
Break it.
Nice.
Am I going insane?
Did someone join our VC briefly?
No.
Are you watching a video or something?
You did.
You just said it like in a voice where you just sounded like a completely different person.
I thought someone like joined our VC.
Oh no.
You can stack up like two blocks here, Kay.
Not with TNT.
Yeah.
And uh...
I heard it.
I don't even remember saying it.
Oh!
Open your inventory once you get the wood.
I swore.
You're good.
You don't have to get another tree.
Do the feta cheese that I ate.
Wait Kay, I need to like look around.
What are you there?
Okay.
This is my, I think my sensitivity I should be on.
Okay.
This is a lava pool in front of you.
You need to, can you run to that, oh fuck, you need to find the river.
Yeah, but we need gravel.
Oh yeah, run to that river on the left.
Not that, but the one on the left.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There should be gravel in this.
Six plus one.
Should I explode this?
Yes.
What you're going to do is make a cross.
Just like, wait, place a block in front of the gravel
you're standing on.
No, not that block.
Any other block.
No, no, no, the TNT, the first TNT that you placed,
both the TNT and replaced the TNT with another block.
Yeah, and then mind the block of this gravel
that you're looking at that you're standing on.
Yeah, mind that.
Place TNT.
And then place the breakfast there.
Why is that like the best pick up the flint first and stop doing your crafts and
I'm going to be okay basically you can't place TNT if the water level is only one
high so you can make diamond shovel, iron pickaxe, iron axe and bucket and
iron axe. Make the pickaxe. Yep, they can axe as well after. You can make a bucket
and a flint steal and then a boat do you know about enchanted golden apples because
you have one no they're the best food I'm in the game so if you're in real
trouble like on one heart just eat it okay no no no no you should just replace
it with like the other one flash yeah yeah you have on your back you can you
You need to pick up the water and throw out a ship.
Okay.
Look into the water.
And it's a two, three, four, five, six on the first row.
And then the book, the sapling, the flint, the seeds, the chest, the diamond horse armor,
the rose and the bone and the horse armor and the saddle on your hop bar and the clay.
Yep, and now you can solo your inventory.
You know what I was thinking?
You could do like, yeah, I was thinking, I don't know, have you ever done like a marathon stream?
It's like, you're right by the way, so what's the trees on the right?
You see the fire?
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking that, I mean, I guess, I don't know if you do it, but like,
Not even to get a sub 30 speedrun.
That would be really fun.
What do you think would be harder for me?
Beating in sub 30 or beating like a hardcore world?
Of course, so easy. You beat every game.
Wait, what the fuck?
Place water on them. Place water on you.
That's fine.
You can just do it away from me.
Yeah, what you can do is like...
Yeah, um...
You can just do it off like, off this wall.
Oh, off one of these?
Uh...
Just...
Like go on this back wall here.
Wait...
It's...
Are you like pointing with your cursor or no?
Oh, yeah, it's like here.
I don't see your screen.
It's next to my...
Next...
Do you not?
No.
Oh, um...
Hi, wait, what's, oh my god I just fucked up my whole camera, do you see it?
Oh yeah, wait what the fuck?
Okay, yeah so I want you to go to these blocks, I should probably, yeah like the blocks across
from you on the lava pool and place like blocks all across.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then this block that you're over and then extend one out
Yeah, you don't
Beating a hard core world is not hard because you every time that you when you've done that you'd be in a speed run
It's like without dying right?
No, don't make your L on the other side so you can make the drainage hole this side. Yeah, because it's not you'd have to mind
Obsidian
backwards portal
uh... so mined the drainage hole
uh... yep
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
um...
yeah, I think that you could stream it until you get some flow
I think that would take you like
should I?
a day
you could do it
yeah, I need to like, there's some things I need to clean up
I can do it
Honestly if we got you to stop blaze bedding, that is like, you might as well stop throwing it in life.
Stop throwing it in life. I would need help coaching.
Yeah, I can do that.
Okay.
Okay, we should do it.
I'll go through it.
Let's fucking do it.
I've never done like a marathon stream, like for the last 12 hours.
Uh, okay, it's gonna run, actually.
We could set, wait, uh, yeah, that.
We could set it up in a cool way, like...
um uh you should like uh oh you should see if there's like shift and look down over this ledge
on the left okay i want you to like go as far as you can and then boat down like uh you see that
that terrain that's like right there yeah then boat down from like from like just on the right
here yeah yeah you can put that far right there just like any way it's fine
yeah the only thing that I thought was like I guess would you sleep on stream
if it took more than a day a lot I know a lot of people aren't comfortable with
I don't know if I can fall asleep, I think I'd be like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Because, um, wait, do you have an IRL toolkit?
Yeah, I use it for streaming games.
Yeah, well, I actually, I don't have one right now, but I have had one in the past.
But I don't really use it. I don't know how to use it.
My cameraman does it.
I lowkey would need some IRL toolkit help.
I can help you with that. I use it. I'm streaming on it right now.
You need to like go forwards towards this direction
Yeah, what's where you're going? It's okay to stack up. We've been a bit distracted this game
Yeah, because the way that you could do it is like
If you do like a 24-7 marathon like usually people
Like policy on stream I could have you have my you know what an ingest is where it like it shows your stream preview
it? Yes it could be on yours. You could have it on my ingestors right now. No, no, no.
Remember the notch apple. I might as well teach you about it. Grab the enchanted golden
apple from your inventory and just eat it. Just eat it. Trust me. Watch this here. You're
going to be amazed. Hella hearts. Yeah it's crazy. This is a housing I think. That's
Yeah, you can just go on the right. Yeah, go on the take the right train
Yeah, you can just stack up and make your way over that just stack up because there's a guy behind you remember he's chasing you
You can like bridge in the zigzag towards it
Like just fucking play!
Stop!
You can hold right there for a while.
Why I am and then I'm being fucking big.
W bridge, W bridge.
W bridge.
to um you're gonna do top-down housing you have loads of blocks so you can just do it
right where do i go this way oh ow ow it's fine see you didn't take you had so many absorption
cards didn't matter i want you to stack up all the way back up real run i would have been a real
run i wouldn't have done that i want everybody to know like a real run i would be a little bit
distracted it's gonna yeah i'm kind of just like i don't use word you have loads of blocks in
in your inventory that aren't worth it.
Yeah.
OK, you're here now.
I want you to make your way to the Bastion.
OK, you know what?
There's a fortress near the Bastion.
Let's actually focus.
Yeah, I want you to go all the way.
And you don't have gold armor.
So what I want you to do is stack up near the rampart
and then stack up all the way to the triple chest
and do your drop down that you usually do.
I don't want to eat.
Oh, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
What's these damn holes for?
Fix your bastions, guys.
How about the piglins do some fucking chariot?
I'm just stacking up here.
Don't worry about me.
Yeah, this is fine.
I saw that.
I'm like, that's for the piglins.
OK, well, you're not doing it right here.
You need to stack up.
More?
Yeah, because you need to do the drop down.
oh don't worry just change your vlogs don't use sand well you can use sand if
you want to drop down two sand in the hole
that's fine
hey over the chest yep gold armor yep yep yep yep
Put on the gold armor, put the gilded black sword in your bar.
All that, yeah that works.
And then what I want you to do is just like go under the chest, do the chest method.
Mind it with pickaxe.
Yeah.
Yeah block above you.
Nice, break this block.
Nice, okay.
The direction that you're looking, I want you to go loot the other chest.
There's another chest in the small cave.
Yeah, there's a piglin, so what you're going to do is right click him with gold.
Right click him with gold?
Yeah, and then open the chest.
Oh my gosh! Look at him!
He's taking some out of the little iPad.
Take the boots.
He might hit you.
Yeah, right-clicking again the goal. It's in your seventh slot. Nice clutch.
You can eat a golden apple.
Yes
This one's not enchanted though, so it's not as good. Oh
Wait, do you just want to do like a focused run?
Yeah
Also my sensitivity is still weird, so I need to
Okay, you try and figure that out. I'm just going to quickly grab some freaking W water
And then again, I miss I'm all actually focused like for real. Yeah, because we were messing around
Okay, okay
Okay, child, let me try and get let me see if this is the right one that I've been on
This feels too slow, but the next one feels too fast, so it's like tripping me out.
Close chat maybe.
I didn't die to reading chat!
I promise you, I am okay.
I just died to being slow and being a bot.
Yeah, this is way too slow.
But then the next one is like...
Not to keep this one.
You can change sense in the Minecraft setting.
Oh, no, settings.
My sensitivity is 4%.
I'm just gonna do this one.
I think this is gonna be fun.
No mouse DPI program? I haven't downloaded it because I don't have a keyboard and mouse
and I just have this one. What's up? Oh, you want to reset? Yeah. Yeah. I should probably
just keep it on this one that feels just a touch of the past because I don't press. I'll
get used to it eventually. Press options. No, no, it's good. It's good. Okay, cool.
Yeah. My mouse is always on 4% in games. Is that what you're going to tell me? No,
that's normal. That's for, that's for, you know, when you measure the eye. Yeah.
set out like that so it's like perfect for the year basically okay fire fire i was so annoying
whilst i was um coaching Duncan not Duncan whilst i was coaching Theo's match
literally for only those 15 minutes iRL toolkit went down and my entire stream was black for 15
minutes i was like oh shit literally at the second he entered the bathroom it just went down
Damn! Wait, how many matches until mine?
Tina Gem is playing right now.
Only one?
No. Tina Gem is playing. There's one, two, three, and there's one that's currently being played.
So I know a lot of time.
About an hour and a half, yeah.
Okay, so it's getting pushed back.
Where the fuck is it? Oh, it's this way.
What's that?
I don't know. I don't know if it's getting pushed back.
It's just like, that's just how mid-off goes, I think.
It's annoying.
There's a lava pool right on top of you.
Okay, it's actually a nice scene.
I want you to go and, yeah, just go down here.
It's fine. It doesn't really matter.
Even where you get in.
Okay, here we go.
What I want you to do is when you leave,
go back the same way that you came.
There should be trees in front of you.
Then after the trees, there should be a river that same way.
They're gonna turn around
Yeah, you know shit spot when uh when Duncan oh there's gravel you can explode here unless open your inventory fast
Okay, yeah explode it
Just like place a TNT down
You might block yourself off
Okay, that was good, you clutched it.
Nice, nice, nice, just get out, stack up from here.
Yeah, you know shit is fucked when you might hit your head here.
Yeah, need to bridge out one.
When the person who has the mid-off's PB took 40 minutes to beat again.
Stack up.
Nice. Now you can just like leave a leave back to a tree.
Yes, to the trees.
Oh wait, where are the trees?
Is there not more trees?
That way?
No, just keep going that way.
It's just annoying as far.
Yeah, stack up.
Yeah, you might want to, that's fine actually.
Yeah.
Bang.
All right, I don't want you to go to another tree yet.
Let's see.
I don't want you to go to another tree yet.
Let's see how much we'll need that.
Zero!
All right, no, it's behind you, it's behind you.
It's stopped.
Turn around 180, run that way.
Look down.
It's there.
Okay, I want you to craft two sets of sticks and a crafting table and you're going to make
a diamond pickaxe.
Nice, you're getting much better at the crafting.
I'm crafting a...
Is it like, do you actually get chills when I say that something that you've done is
brilliant?
Oh yeah, I do.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, stone, axe, and shovel.
So that's my battle.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying the core.
Fuck it!
You make two shovels, but it's fine.
Don't care.
Make a flint and steel.
But I want you to make a boat.
I forgot the word.
Oh, the inventory right now.
It's annoying.
Mind the crafting table.
Oh, actually, just...
No, no, no.
Don't mind it yet, because we'll swap your inventory first.
Okay, grab water.
Oh
Okay, grab the war don't worry about that you're it's still like this is a really good overwarp
Okay, look out. Oh wait, can you place the water back down and then re grab it?
There you go, okay, nice look out
to
cobblestone, the block next to it, the saddle, all the rest of the irons there. Yeah, the granite
that's under it, the flint that's under it, the chest, the diamond horse armor nice, the seeds,
the poppy, one of the shovels. You can throw out the gunpowder on your bar, split your string,
and sort yourself out.
Okay, put your food on your... blah blah blah.
Mind the crossing budge.
And um... wait, can you just check if there's another tree behind, like to your right?
Yeah, can you mind like one more tree? It's annoying, but you have to.
And then I'll just go back to the desert temple.
And there's a lava pool back.
You know what's so weird, right?
Hacks, I was like, Hacks, can you make it for Katie's game?
He was like, hopefully, it doesn't make sense
if people go sailing at night.
And then he texted me and he was like,
I'm going on the phone after dinner.
I was like, what?
Uh-oh.
Wait, we're not just gonna have a no fucking coach.
We're gonna have a dead coach by tomorrow.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you can just bridge two blocks in,
on the lava and then extend one out like drops one more item drop one more item job I went
to vanilla string a slave by the way and I gave her a piece of my mind about the onion
yeah one is rainage yeah she said I said I said some shit like you ruined my fucking
life fuck you now my black smells and she said thank you for making a good contribution
Yeah, they've raised a lot of money for DHU.
Yeah, well, I was actually, you know, whilst you were asleep, I was actually, I got in contact
with your parents, they said they're going to send you super senior style back to CHU.
It's going to be like this.
What?
Yes, you can go back.
What?
Scab?
What the fuck if that's seventy-nine spike feel that
Yeah, holy shit, this is gonna be stable. I think
Can you take this stop down down down down yeah keep going down
It's to the left here. Yeah, it's opening. Yeah, it's gonna be like an opening down here boat down there
What does D.H.U. mean? Ah, don't worry.
It doesn't mean anything. It's just a college. It's a university.
It's like the real ones. It's just a university.
Okay, keep following this terrain up to the right.
I see.
Did you see it?
I think I got a glimpse of it.
What the fuck? No, the fuck I didn't!
Just keep going up. These guys might get mad at you, though. Just watch out.
I'm gold.
Yeah, it's fine. You can just, like, right-click them, remember?
So just put it on a good hotkey.
Yeah, it's, like, similar to Hollywood, basically.
If you've ever heard of Harvard?
Right-click him, right-click him, right-click him, right-click him.
Nice. And then I need to, like, stack up towards the right here.
There's gonna be another guy behind you.
Dude.
You can right-click him.
it's okay no why can I not like be any mob I suck I fucking suck right now it's
okay it's first games on you know
All right, let's hope for a glitch, but it would be nice.
Eat an onion.
All right, go.
Blacksmith in front of you.
You're gonna make shares and a pickaxe
Yeah you love making noises
me yeah why the start of the game you're like yeah because it is fucking lost
because I suck take them take the fucking yeah and then make sure it's not and then
you can mine the four not the mossy one there because anything yeah you loot
really well by the way. Like looting chests. Yeah you're really fast there.
Oh. I saw the TikTok sticker but you changed the trajectory of our lives.
Okay you need to mind off this wood.
Even if the sky is falling down.
He shouldn't be speed or he should be on Britain's Got Talent.
Is that good?
Oh yeah.
Actually?
It was good, yeah.
Just let it be.
Come on and bring your body next to me.
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Starting this place to a private camp away.
Is that pretty good?
That was fucking fire
Wait, do they only interview the winner?
Yeah, I know it's sad. I need you to make yourself a boat and a bucket. Oh, that's fine.
Now just turn around. Don't mind the hay bales.
Okay.
Yeah, you're right.
No, not that way.
This way?
Yeah.
You should have picked up your crafting-
Go get your stuff.
Actually first what I want you to do is go towards those trees behind you.
Sorry I just thought that there's water there.
So you're going to get water and flint and then we're going to get the hay because it's a better overlap.
It's more time neutral.
Oh shit!
Just mind your shit.
Nice.
Then get, yep, and then back to the hay bales.
Yeah, the hay bells are here to the right.
If you win, you can give them a little singing segment in the end of the game.
Yeah, I'd be like, I don't have time for that because it's butt, but I will leave you
it.
You just start fucking singing.
Okay, now F5 and look down.
Oh, you see it.
It's like right there.
Up top, in the middle.
Yeah.
Sprint.
I have everything I need.
You just need to craft when you're at the pool.
I want you to craft flint and steel
and craft yourself all your food.
Alright, so I'll do you.
Okay, come on bro.
Alright, so are you inventory? You're hop off?
Then mine the crafting table and then make your pool.
Yeah, you can do it, like, yeah, yeah, here's the one.
Wait, is this enough?
No, it's fine.
Extend it out, and then, yeah.
Nice!
Right there.
Nice.
You need to make the drainage well, though.
Like, you'll have to do it.
I'm just like letting me know if they're future.
So mine and then mine down again.
Yep, and then war.
Yep, and then bang.
Is this my fastest nether enter?
I wasn't gonna say it, but yep.
Eh!
it could be sub-5 if you throw in the water yep it is gonna be sub-5 sub-5 never
oh my god step in the water place all what I need and then undo it yeah and go
through it well
survive!
all right spin around oh my god you see the forces that way that's been around
okay the bastion is to your right here it's just to your right it's
already that I already saw it it's behind you all the way but oh sorry to your
personal right yeah keep going this way yeah and can you tell me which direction
you're facing can you like look straight on to the direction is that south okay so
the fortress is north nice only fucking soul sand why is it half fast half slow
depends on soul sound it is I wanted to like go to the top of the bastion so
No, yeah, keep taking the left terrain and go all the way up. You're also not sprinting
The wonder is like more that has more bit rate issues the the soul sand is the one that's slower if that makes sense
The one that has more
Stack up here. This is a housing triple. I think I like to stack up with this one
Yes, just stack up you'll be okay
Kati will be okay.
Goal, who's going to be okay.
Alright, you're left.
Can you just like look...
Yeah, it's housing.
You're going to do that block down drop.
Loot the chest.
Okay.
Free!
So...
There is a skeleton here, but it's okay.
He is going to be...
What is this looting?
It's okay. Sometimes you just have to do it manual style.
I pick up the gilded blackstone as well.
Uh, 3 to 1.
Uh, pick up the gold as well.
Always just, uh, like throw two gold out before you break this next block.
And towards them, yeah.
Nice, break down.
nice and then down from the left side of the track I does matter yeah like that
oh my god yes okay Jesus when you can't open the chest it is exposed above
you you don't have to do this just turn around to the other side yeah break
that no yeah yep yep yep yep oh yeah why was I and are they gonna be mad at me
No. Just keep your gold on your bar. Remember you can right click them if they are mad at you.
Just break the block above you and start your route.
Don't be mad guys, don't be mad, don't be mad, don't be mad, don't be mad.
Don't be mad, don't be mad.
There's a skeleton. Ignore the skeleton. Just run past it. Ignore the skeleton.
Ignore him. Nice.
If you stand like you were next to a skeleton, they can't shoot you.
That's really fucking good to know.
It's stuck up with gravel.
The pros make mistakes in the pros.
Exactly, okay.
Now you're going to stop mining blackstone, so I need you to stop using wood.
Okay.
Once you're done with this stuff.
So...
Just use anything to push it out, yeah.
use your lance lock yeah then place the block down oh my god you got TP it up
it's okay I just placed that lock yeah and then let down the pigs it's okay you
have loads of gold anyways you need to break the splee blocks so the wood then
the left the one that's directly left of it then the pig block step back and then
let them down yeah oh wait the piglin is distracted I think he found the gold
Can you spleef him all the way down?
Yeah, you'll figure out and it's like now just throw some gold down and go down
Yeah, bitch, yeah go down like usual
Then place the black stone above you
I'm three four two up left here
I need you to toggle to Hardcore. Options, up twice. Okay, keep mining to gold. And give
them to be called. Yeah. Keep mining blocks. Yeah. Yeah. Untoggle half. Yeah, drop it.
control Q and control Q block that feed you might pick up the gold it's okay
you can just re-drop it into that hole it's only 70 the stack went down so
that's good mine this drop the gold in that hole use your gravel the gold
didn't go down no it's not it's not going to go actually yeah gravel
chat the flash the fortress has walked right that's what i said yeah it's down there
okay nice there we go um you can pick up yeah uh okay um yeah that block and the magma
cream that's under it, you can split your pearls, the iron nuggets are annoying, you
can put the yellow arrows together on the left side, you can let go of those blocks
that you're just hovering over, and also the iron nuggets, the seven block, the nine block,
the gilded blackstone that can go, pick up the string from the chest, and then
split your string inside your inventory, and also you can let go of the gore symbols,
on your hotbar yep and then back up now we need to loot your shreds so yeah you
break that block and then you fall down and place three blocks and then you break the
block and then tuck yourself in the corner and then we do the same inventory
management again uh-huh um the closed stone dust both of the stacks the
Leather on your hot bar
Yeah
I doesn't matter you're good. You're done. You just write eat
If she wins mid-off will you shave your head in solidarity coach? Yeah, absolutely
You know what?
Why are you so confident? I don't even think I ever made a bow coach. I make a bow. It's fine
why am I acting so confident in like like no I meant absolutely I will not shave
my head no absolutely you will not win you also need to use your hands. No I'm saying
like why are you saying you absolutely want to shave your head like because I I
would look so chopped also take a ride. Yeah but like I would never win. No I anything
can happen I believe you can win. I truly believe that. It's less likely than
some of the other people, but I believe it. It would be hard for you to beat Thea. That's
what I'm scared of. Yeah, he's got a decent time. Yeah. Now, find your direction that
faces north. So it's like backwards, I think. It's like to the left of you here. E. Okay,
I need you to take a hard left.
And it's that way.
It's this part of the line.
You need to spread it.
Can you wide here to look for the floor?
Wait.
I should keep spinning?
I think I saw it.
Yeah, it's over that.
OK, it's that way, actually.
It's like towards the blue smoke.
So, hard right, back, there, back, stop, that way.
Yes.
Okay, splash your fires and just pull down there.
Like, pull, look, look at my screen.
Pull like over here.
Okay.
So you can just throw it, yeah.
Eat when you get down.
And then you can like, keep going in that direction.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
It's hard to find terrain here, yeah you can just bring that over.
Okay just keep following this terrain to the left, yeah you should be able to see a good
side of the form.
And maybe this corner as well?
Oh no this is the bad side, it's fine.
What I want you to do is like go to that lava, scale the right side towards the lava.
You can touch it as well, it's gonna be fine.
Okay, take a left. Okay, what I want you to do, you can just swim through it. It's water for you.
Water?
Okay.
I want you to mind down like what you're above it just mind into it. Yep turn around
Left right
Right
Left on right
I swear you said left I
Said left and then right oh
like both of the directions one after another yeah that's it that's it that's
it good eyes yeah that was brilliant see I'm not spamming it I'm saving it for
you E not like the fucking fire as oh run backwards it's fine it's fine it's
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Run. Yep. What I want you to do is stack up two three
Oh, what?
How much?
Just if you place to believe
Place to yeah, it's just three blocks or two blocks
It's because you were standing next to me. So he just went up there. Also your next one
Oh, fucker
Turn behind you. That's what wait two is kind of okay, right?
Yeah a little
Nice.
You're getting closer now.
Social distance, remember?
Blazers do not want to be touched.
Okay, I can stand on that one.
That was a blazeron.
I'll wait to drop your thing, like the useless thing.
Now go back to the other spawner.
And just like go between the two?
No, that one is open, so the blazers are more likely to spawn.
more likely to spawn so I want you to oh wait no it's not open is it not it's fine
you just go back what in the shit is this you can right click each of them
oh my god my tail is fucking bad babies I want you to eat
yes no don't step up okay well it's fine just fine they might spawn on top
You have 13, bro.
It's unlikely that you'll die.
Damn, are they gonna spawn or do we have the whole fucking day?
That's why you blaze bad, you know?
Yeah, need to learn that.
Should I go to the other one now?
Nah, just stay here. Everybody mind that out.
You can keep mining out more the more space that they have the back
What do you mean?
Like the thing that you're standing on or maybe not the thing that not this bit not not not your barrier
But like you can mine all of these blocks
You see my screen all of those blocks like you can mine them all the fences
But mostly the blocks wait I can blaze bed here. No like
I remember the inside one in the blaze bed.
Isn't it too hard for me?
It's not too hard for you.
Should I give it a go or is it just going to open up me?
My overlap.
Pick up that blaze rod and kill this guy.
You remember, what do you do whilst you kill a friend?
You put the thing on top, you dig one hole down,
and then you put the bed in the ceiling.
Like you dig the ceiling.
Yes.
Wait, yes.
OK, you know what?
I'm going to get you to practice the caged ones.
And in your match, if you get a caged one,
then we'll get you to do it.
OK?
Build your portal, by the way.
Yep, yep, yep.
just anywhere like you can be a bit close to the sport
yep
and then break the two blocks
don't make a two-by-seed
yep just go through the ball
no go through the ball
because you don't have fire as on this one
three, two, one
I stacked up a couple of them before.
Don't place the last block. Okay, mine that one and then stack up.
Yeah, mine that.
And then I want you to make your place powder.
Yep, and then make your...
Okay, you got this.
Thank you!
Go to the back and then...
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Nice place that where I click here.
When you get out, F3B.
Right now?
Yeah.
And then shift and throw.
Ah!
And now you're measuring.
H.
Yeah.
Let's see if I can throw another.
Bye.
All right, plus 10.
So you're going to H, unpause, F3C, and 10 on the right.
Okay, uh, F-O-V up. What a lovely face.
BANG IT ON!
Uh, break the fucking boat with your axe, press F3B, and then swim down, you can see
the eyes, they're like floating up, those little white things. Yeah, jump down, it's
It's like that, yeah, and then there's one like below it.
So I'm gonna just swim down here.
Nice.
Then do you remember that thing I told you that?
Like, yeah.
Yes, yes, over here, yeah.
Yeah, you have to like, keep just spamming.
Just like jumping till you get it.
Yeah.
You just swim away down.
Yeah.
Put your tongue away.
Yeah.
I'm not just watching the game or anything.
It's a focused one.
Can I go back in?
Yeah, let's flash fire us first.
It's 5.
You never know if we...
It's 3!
It's 3-0-1.
Okay, you're 5.
I need you to keep killing them, there's a load of them, you can just take your fire,
alright, nice that's right, after you kill the cyclone you need to open your room, and
also you need to clear that fire, okay, open your room sorry, you need to drop something
because you need that okay you need after this you need one more
Rob job oh you've got it the rod is that in the spawner
okay just kill this guy no no you haven't got it yet like he dropped
kill this guy and then go into the spawner oh my god it might have set on fire
no it's not okay now you're leaving don't worry don't worry okay well I need
just stack up and leave
wait
you can wormhole downwards if you want
oh you're safe there actually
don't worry
just eat
now what I want you to do
is when you're on full health
just mind the block above you
and just do a Hail Mary run
so it looks like
oh
break it just go
just go
you guys are fucking weird
you guys are genuinely weird
Confirmed. Alright, E. Now, F, let me see.
Alright, you're going the right direction. It's fine. Just run past it. I need you to make sure that you're running.
Yep. Just, you know you can jump to run faster.
What do I do? What do I do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were going the right direction though. Oh, there's a guy behind you.
Okay, what you're gonna do is crit him and then walk backwards after you crit him. Don't block yourself.
It's fine. You need to crit him again.
Again?
Yes.
It's fine. Just eat now.
Eat!
Okay. Jesus Christ.
It's like playing heart attack simulators on Tarzan.
Okay. That way that you were going was right by the way.
No, you were going the wrong way now.
Where's my crit?
You're great.
I have bone.
Yes.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You don't even have any stone, mate.
So you can make yourself a wooden one.
I don't even need it.
Wooden axe.
Even the best of us use wooden axes, guys.
E.
You really think you don't have to use axe anymore.
Run towards those blazers.
blazers then take the first right hard right yep then pull oh my god splash
fire is that was that was that was that was nice eat eat you can't throw a
pile you eat okay first after we see okay look down look down like you see
see that gravel down there yeah always like Paul to it right here yeah what it
might just be like nothing swim up
great you don't have to do this because it's a coach okay perfect
Um, E-
Where's my last bread?
That's fine!
Go!
F3 C
Uh, you need to keep holding like left
More left, yeah
Nice
Up here?
Yeah, stack up
Whatever
Okay, keep going right, nice
It's like dead-all, yeah
Um, okay, now press F3
Let's press F3Z.
Oh fuck.
I need to line up. Oh, we've gone the wrong way.
Shit.
You need to go, like,
go, like, right,
like 40 degrees.
Yeah. And you need to
pull that way. I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
And keep running that way.
Pass this bash and ignore it.
Um...
What I always do is, no, hard left here.
It's like, no, no, no, not this one.
Get your gravel on your bath, open your gravel,
and if you look down and sprint jump,
you can place blocks underneath it.
Okay.
Well, no, there's no point in doing it.
After we see.
Wait, we're going the wrong way.
Wait, turn to minus 30, look at minus 30.
oh it's like to the right of the bash that way you were actually right the
first time yeah I'm sorry oh you have apples in your mind oh that's nice you
can spam eat the apples okay I want you to like press F3C find the the angle
it's minus 14 you're going the wrong way like yes that way so I was to go
through that like blue cave you know what no go go towards the pigment yeah
yeah just keep going up this hill and keep going staying right
it's fine I know this has been a bit of a tribulation but no stay right stay
right like stay up this has been difficult but I believe that you're
I'm gonna... You're fine. Stack up.
Okay. Once you get up, I want you to eat twice, then slash virus.
Okay. Now keep going this way.
Like, stay more... F3C.
Okay. You're like, almost that.
Yeah, keep going this way, and stop reading your full onwards.
You need to go backwards. Like back right. You're trying to line up the X.
20 right here?
Yeah, yeah. And then go to the back way. Yeah, forward.
Oh wait, no backwards actually.
We're going to like...
Right here.
Yeah, you're here.
Uh, dig down. Um, you might have to... yeah, pile down.
Just pile down.
Yes. I promise it'll be okay.
Stack up with gravel
You're a few blocks offset, so I need to like
Like you need your life. Yeah
Okay, I'll do that. Just place a soul sound off of it like swim back with place a soul sound off of it
Oh my god!
Don't hold the right, it's fine. Just stop holding right. You're here, you're on the coordinates. This is the right coordinates.
That last block of the place is the home block.
Okay.
Okay, so build your portal.
Or just build the portal off of it?
Yeah.
So fucking scary.
Don't listen to the people that tell you to eat in the chat by the way, cause we're gonna
death reset when we get to the chat.
Okay, go shovel down.
Okay, step to the other block.
Yeah of course change your settings to 8 and 50.
Ok now I hope to god that there's no fucking mobs in here.
Ok stop, like go out, like craft, are you?
I've got three crafts already, don't do three after me.
So I need to craft all your bads.
Wait, before you craft the wall, shift click the wall.
Okay, press Q on one of the seven teammates
Nice then shift click the wall nice, okay. Now what you're gonna do is clock your baths
You have to close it open. Yeah, okay, nice now you're gonna make sticks
Trust me how many okay just those are fine and now you're gonna make a bow
Well, you do need those but yeah
Yeah, you can throw out the wall that's on your hull pile, you don't need that.
Okay, and throw out the Nether Act to pick up the...
Okay, I'm going to get you to early death. So just place the bed.
Yeah, place the bed down.
And you remember, like, you right-click it, you have to right-click it.
Get out. Dig down.
Dig down two blocks.
Yep that's fine. I want you to go down there, get your piles on your bar and do the death reset where you go like 60% of the way down the diagonal block.
No, no, no. More towards where the block is dropped. Yep, throw it. You might sprint crawl but it's fine, just go backwards.
And then again. Yeah, nice respawn.
Okay, you have to press, if you spam click the armor, we'll put it all on, then stack
up, nice break the bad, press Q, so like, okay, now we're going to do preemptive, so
stack up on the thing and then
shift F3 as well
zero
two one one
and then press thin yep
and then spin around and stuff. You need to spam F3 more
but don't make it don't make your mouse shape
Just spam F3.
Okay, that looks pretty good.
Can you keep looking, like, towards where the big spike was?
No, the other way.
Like, directly the other way from where you're looking.
Okay, keep looking this way.
Yes, okay, nice.
I want you to take this top left.
Oh, wait.
Ah, it's fine.
Just take the top left.
Yep, open this door.
Yeah, go down.
Okay, that's fine, go back.
And from the start, I want you to go down mid and then go left.
That ouch.
Yeah.
Go down mid.
Yep, and then hit the left.
Open the door.
It should hopefully be here.
Open the door.
Oh, it's... Oh, that's a double library spot. Okay, go back. Yeah, place the torch back.
Wait, actually... Yeah, I know where... I think I know where it is. Go back to the first
way that you are. So top left. There's another wooden door in the hallway. Um, yes. Okay,
not that one, it's that. Okay, break the spawner. Nice. Um, you only have five beds, so
I don't really want you to save too bad. Okay, so I just, I just go. Just for the aura,
you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not, why not. Uh, wait, you know what we can do,
Oh, wait, you don't have a crafting table. You left it. Stop. I can make one. I for would
No, but you need sticks. I was gonna get you to mine
To make stone to make a stone axe if you know what I mean. Oh
Yeah, just craft these eyes I have to fart
fart dude
You know what yes, well, that's what we're gonna do go back to where you came from
Don't worry. I know where this is now
Yep, here.
What am I making here?
Sticks and stone axe.
Sticks in the top left of the crossing thing.
Oh yeah, sorry.
And then stone axe.
No, you need to mine the stone first.
So like, just mine to the wall.
Yeah.
Just, uh, no, that doesn't work.
You need to mine like two of these.
Nice.
You'll get that.
Now you can make stone axe
Yeah, replace it. Alright, now swap out your hot bar to go into the end and then we'll see what happens
I don't want to do that.
Fucking... I need some bars.
That's it.
You can have your bow on bar as well.
I'll do the eyes.
You're going the wrong way.
Oh shit. Wait, it's up this way.
Top left, yeah.
And I need to eat your apple.
Yep, go back to where you came from, yeah, right, okay, yes, place your eyes, yep, yep,
yep, yep, yep, once you get in there, I want you to replace your eyes with bow, also change
your settings.
Okay, you're going to set up the obsidian first, right?
Yes.
Yeah, pull onto the island when you're going.
OK, you can just stack up, break up, please.
Just, like, tunnel up, please.
Don't worry.
No, not like that.
Just, like, one block high.
No, you're doing two.
This is wasting time.
I'm trying to do.
Oh.
I thought I was on the right one.
Nice.
OK, there you go.
OK, just keep going up.
Wow, this is already very...
I want you to just pull into the middle.
Just jump, Paul, and like, why do you think it is?
Yeah.
OK, keep going.
I need to stop with your obsidian.
Just watch out, because the dragon might fall out of you.
Yeah, stop with your obsidian.
Nice.
OK, go back and do your half-bar.
Yeah.
This is the right side of the castle.
You can also eat.
Nice, good awareness.
Okay, I was going to try and hit you.
Wow, that was really high. You can also break the one that you're standing in front of.
That one's really short.
Hey, it's going to fireball you. Watch out.
Nice.
Double fireball?
Yeah, it does that because you broke a crystal, whilst every time you break a crystal it should fireball you.
nice bro these crystals are impossible they made it impossible to do an update
you're gonna hit that oh just barely
oh it's east west I think you can just go and oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
uh yeah it's doing it I think go
just set up your beds. You can eat as well. Once it comes in, you know what to do. Don't
throw a pile. You are on the right side. I believe in you. It's the next one.
I
X the dragon just turn around you can kill that
No, no, no, it's faculty ball
Yes
And that run was actually a bit of poo, I'm not gonna lie.
I actually didn't feel like that was pokey like a botch, like we did a lot of, had a lot of-
Yeah, I made a big mistake trying to get to the stronghold, remember?
I sent you like the whole wrong way.
That's okay.
Oh, that's really good, nice.
Okay, do you want to breathe a little bit and watch like the next map?
Yeah, let's just watch it.
Okay.
I'm chill.
Woo!
Okay, for now, I'll just talk to you before I'll just chat someone tell me when the next game starts
That was so good
Yeah
Coaching, okay, I need you didn't put a safety bag by the way aura. Hello aura. Hello
Congrats on the PB
Of course of course
Thank you. I was really scared. I was really scared, but I'm happy no you killed it
You killed it. I'm gonna take that energy into my match
Yes, yes, okay
And then what you're gonna do too is you're gonna channel me when you're shooting that the towers and you're gonna have every single one
Oh my god, that was so Oro by the way.
I'm not as good with the bow because I hit like every one of the five, but that was crazy.
Yeah, I'm good at that.
That was awesome.
Great.
Are you excited?
Do you feel ready?
Yeah, I'm actually just excited that I beat it right there because my past couple
runs I've like died to stupid stuff, so I feel ready now.
We'll see what happens.
I'll probably be so excited.
Well, I mean, if it makes you feel better, you literally saw every single past game,
someone's died.
Oh, I know.
So it's like, I'm not going to be the first one.
You're right.
No.
Good advice.
No.
Thank you.
No.
Kay, that could have stopped that, I'm not going to lie.
You think?
That's my national goal to do is sub-30.
I see it.
I see it in your future.
Yeah, I think so.
We were thinking, um, we do like a no ending stream until KB gets us something.
Wait, no you actually have to do that.
That sounds so funny.
Yeah.
You gotta do that.
Well, like you're so good.
It might only take like two hours.
Yeah, I don't think it.
I'll just.
Katie, what was your time?
It was like 38 something.
So my previous best was 42.
Hey, no big deal.
Let's go.
No big deal.
Yeah.
42
Let's go
Do you how are you how you feeling off that game you still buzzing?
Yeah, no, I'm feeling very good. I'm feeling very solid. Oh, I have
I have some intel about one of our comments, okay
I
Want to know
Juicy yeah quite good, right?
Mmm, wait, I'll send it to you. Okay
Wait, can I know no because you are competition. I don't know ghosty, but I'm just a chill guy
I don't even go against you for a while. I
Get I guess it wouldn't really matter
By the time we we meet if we ever do
I think we will. I think we will. I think, um, considering infume, you know,
griefs is coaching with Duncan. I think you got that.
Wait, does anyone have the updated bracket chat for like with all the lower
brackets? Oh my God. It's 12.
Yes. Yes. That's the next match. It's actually a crazy match.
Oh wait. That's going to be like a clash of tightness, isn't it?
Isn't Sammy good? It's really good. Yeah.
Max, if you go into,
If you go onto the tracker and then off slide, they have a bracket that's speaking to it.
Oh, that's...
Um, yeah, that's what I've been using to look at it.
Dude, why don't I have, like, two, like, really solid people round one?
That's kind of how it goes in the upper bracket, but you have less games, you know?
Um, yeah.
I just thought, though, tomorrow you play again?
I'm just saying that I got against, um, Becky.
Not that she's bad, but like I could have gotten like either of those guys
Damn wait, holy shit
Wait, I might chat. Does the gold thing?
How do I check my pick them? Wait, I I'm like
I'm so bad. I'm three for two. I'm also three for two
fuck
Yeah Cam winning really really cooked it for me. Dude that's so awesome though for Cam. I know I was so happy. I was so hyped for him.
Did you watch our game? Which one would it be? Oh yeah yeah dude you're getting good comps. You're a good coach.
Thank you, thank you. Better than infium right? Yeah no 100% better than infium. Like I said did you watch Duncan's game? Why did he not tell him to reset? Let me know.
we know okay well I think the game is thought oh my god now taking that sweet
time they're taking a lot of time oh turbo turbo that's my Austin show
impression that was good in the VC with us wait that was actually really
good it's the only one I can say is him oh and and Tommy
That's like the only few words I have to say as Austin Shaw.
Okay, I just came to say hi and congrats on the PD.
Thank you so much. Best of luck to you.
Of course. Thank you guys.
Good luck guys.
Okay, good luck. Thanks, thanks.
Good luck on your game Lager Katie. I'm rooting for you, okay?
Thank you.
I'm rooting for the girls.
I try.
You better.
Thank you.
Okay, bye.
Oh, I'll try. W.
Oh, the game's stalling. Okay.
Okay, who is this this is it's wall versus King Sam a lot. They're both like kind of goats
Well, let me get out of the way of the game for you
What are you doing?
I'm not even on screen capture and I'm doing that. Oh my god
What the fuck are you doing? I don't know this suit is just so weird like you have to like it like
It chokes you out so I have to like rearrange it.
Wait, is after this game, is it Ash, Jeremy, then me?
Or what's the time?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
It is yes.
Okay.
So after this game, we're not gonna watch the next game.
We're gonna get you practicing some simple stuff.
I think I might get you to just do like some one-cycles and you know chill stuff like that
Guys you don't need there's you don't need their team stats. It's fine
Just them
Going like the bottom right I did I did that's why I'm blocking oh
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only things that matter are the things that are above my camera. That's kind of it. Yeah
Wait, what?
Well, I know that guy that you're projected to play in the lower bracket called music. Yeah
He just got 2740
What he started playing yesterday
It's fine
Dude, oh, I started yesterday.
Oh, I never played speedrunning,
but I got 40,000 fucking better times in Katie.
Well, I think that March could have been a 27-14,
but we just play it, honestly.
I had to get everything perfect,
because my movement's still just like slower
than everybody else's, so.
Like crafting and everything.
Will you just give me like helicoms in my run?
Well, it's not in the YG every game?
Yeah, but just like hela.
That's what I do the best is when it's like just helicoms.
Even like the basic stuff, because sometimes I just forget and then it slows me down.
Yeah.
What would they do if I turned off my facecam and then had hacks play on my keyboard?
That's what they were saying in my chat that he's not actually sailing and he's there in Kentucky
He could do it the problem is that's what I was telling my chat is that like
Even if you tried to play as slow as you or as slow as me, you know, because everyone is slower than him basically
Yeah, it's still you there still be signs, you know
You could still tell that it's someone trying to be slow instead of somebody who is just like that
Because he is like I don't know he's like the best one of the best mechanical players in the world
So he's just different. Yeah, like he would just move around so much faster on accident
It's right next to me just hacks is not under my beanie
He's like a ratatouille pulling my hair.
Well let's check.
What the hell is that skin?
I think that's a picture of his face.
Wait he's the head of a twat by like a bit.
Why is he four minutes at the bastion?
You mean why?
Like why? Like how?
He's just faster in the overworld.
That's it. The Bastion is really close.
Oh my god, 17 obsidian chests.
Have you heard about the December mid-offs land?
I have heard about that, yeah.
is happening in the same way he's taking a bit of damage though scared he has 132
BPM what the fuck that's a lot who that's like go Sammy do you see it it's
like he's running that's like the BPM of someone that's running yeah he's like
so nervous like so like he's so much adrenaline probably how does he have
that as is he wearing something I think he's wearing an apple watch you can do
it with an apple watch oh my god I'm glad mine's done on here why are you nervous
a little bit you're gonna be fine I'm not as nervous now that I beat it I'm
I'm just nervous because they put my game play on the screen.
Oh, wait, no, it's fine.
Like, what if I do the pickaxe again, bro?
What if I do the fuck-ass pickaxe?
That could be funny, though.
If you want a little tick-tock flick.
Oh, you're going to be OK.
And then Tubbo was like, oh, this fucking, like, what?
Oh, like, you know, I shouldn't have invited her.
Yeah, I don't know what you're going to invite.
I can't even!
Oh, his BPM's going down.
He's chilling there.
I wonder what Atwal is thinking.
I'm so French.
He's probably saying something else.
Yeah, he's probably like, I'm papé.
I'm papé.
Let's go and watch PSG.
This is a pretty good matchup. I think they're both really good
Yeah
Let's just they're both quite scary players
honestly
Tubbo was glazing you too early at talking about how much KD has improved you to your coaching. Oh
You know, you know when the announcement that I was a coach came out
They were like quote retweets the tweet of like thousands of likes being like you can either have infume the best
Minecraft speedrun in the world or the worst person ever makes cheese cheese and I actually shut them all up
Yeah, you did
credits to the chef
You know what? I really just don't want
Yeah, I just really don't want treasure or bridge to be honest
Honestly, I'm hoping for you to but I don't be fine
anything can happen
The other ones is no little bit better
Dude King Sam alone is actually really really good. Yeah crushing this
He plays like in a similar play style that I do as well. He's crazy
Yeah, he does have our similar style
Our similar style no because I am people say that my gameplay is like hacks his old gameplay when he was was
Really?
So I'm like molding you into a version of me, which is kind of fun. Why does he use a diamond sword?
Diamond swords are just faster to kill than axes
But why then why do we make an axe over a diamond sword or over?
Well, you know, you don't always have diamonds. No, but like why do you make a axe over a sword?
Oh because it's also it also breaks worthy items, you know, so it's like a it's doubly good
It can create and it's like a pickaxe style item
Yeah, he's actually really clean with it. It's crazy. Yeah, it's multi-use. His movements
very smooth he's different to me I like Jitter when I killed Blazers
he has seven rods he can just leave he's already out this is like a sub 15
pace like if he could zero was like sub sub 13
yeah this is the mid-offs by the way the fuck I'm so confused how people even
get faster than this shit like genuinely how do you how do you get six fucking
minutes oh that's that's I also think that I think until like nine minutes I
understand how to get there but like when like cutting from nine minutes to
six minutes I genuinely have no idea like it doesn't make any sense to me oh
Oh my god, I can tell what is it, is it Sam?
Yeah.
I can tell he's sweating.
He's like locked when he's sweating.
As well as not blaze bedding, that's bad.
This is, that loses him the entire game I think.
Yeah, Sam a lot back up for one side.
No blaze bedding in the big two six.
Are we serious?
Why isn't he I don't know he has a TNT and blaze that I don't know why he's not doing either of them
That's a it's a complete misplay. I'm sorry it's well
Wait, why are you doing that? Why wouldn't this come to do that? I don't know who is a 12th coach silver
Silver is such a good runner. There's probably some reason then.
Is Katie's match after this? No, it's the one after this one.
No, after after this one, right?
First we have Jeremy's match.
Yeah, Jeremy and Ash and then me.
Oh my god, Sammy live. Jesus Christ.
By the way, if you're in a really tricky situation, sometimes it's better for me if you pause
the game.
If that makes sense.
Like what do you mean a tricky situation?
Just like in general, like any tricky situation?
If you're falling to your death.
Okay, okay.
Yes.
You like pause.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
It can really help me.
then I can be like we can just think for a second. Dude this is insane pace. He could
ah it's unlikely but he could get the mid-off's PB in this game. Ah no he's. What's the mid-off's
PB like forever? The mid-off's PB? No the one from the one from this season is Dunkin with
There's like a 14, 1407 yesterday or 1417.
Amitwal, what?
Dude, Sammy did not take the right terrain.
He's been digging for like fucking 150 blocks.
What is he doing?
Too hot.
He has another 30 blocks to dig.
What the fuck?
What's the fastest run that someone's got in a mid-offs match?
I think it was, Johnny got a low 10, but that was like, it was kind of bullshit.
It was in mid-offs live, and they like gave him the perfect seed.
It was like, um, housing fashion, looting three with golden carrots or something.
Wait, who made the video?
Who was the girl that made the video?
Oh, Jumper?
Jumper. Jumper who? Jumper who? So there's Jumper, there's Jojo, there's Johnny. A lot of J names. Yeah.
Yeah, Jumper. Oh, that video was so cool. She's very nice. She's stayed, she stayed in Brighton
for a few days once, which was really fun. You should come and visit us, Wante. We should do
IRL speedrun we can do you know we can do what um one keyboard one mouse so you
play with the mouse and I'm going to be crazy it'll be very fun I think my record
on one keyboard one mouse I did it with the top minecraft Ronald we did it in
like 25 minutes damn I mean obviously he has like a nine minute average so it's
It's easy to play with it.
Sammy's struggling with the nav.
This is scary.
There's a lot of animals, a lot of hostile mobs.
It might wrap, I don't know.
Curryways is his teacher, though.
I trust Curryway with my life.
So damn, this is hard nav.
And it's wall is, oh my god, it's wall caught up.
You took the right to rain
He caught a little lead
What's the dash door dash order of the day? I don't know I got Jersey Mike's I got a sandwich
Okay, Sammy found the poor in there if he insinves and gets
Sorry, if he insinves and gets non-standardized perch like advantage, it could be really good
Oh, Sami, okay, he's gonna be okay though.
Wait, if you don't want to look at the dragon, can't you like f5?
Yeah, you're like f5 and with that.
I'm in the enderman.
Uh, yes, that's what some people do.
That's what he's doing right here.
So you can never look at it if you f5?
Can I look at them?
Not exactly.
This is gonna punch, I think.
No, okay.
It was a bait. Wait. Look at his heart. Look at his heart. Oh my god. 150 BPM.
Jesus. Sorry.
This is the mid-offs. It's gonna go. This is it. Yep. It's right side.
What if he doesn't get it? Oh no. It's left side. What the fuck?
That's it. What the fuck? Oh my god. That dragon got really low.
He's gonna fall about it for bad. No, five bad
Holy shit
1620 16 like 33 I think so
1616 girls
Holy thing 32 that was clean. Why are we trying like that hard? I
Don't know dude. I thought this was I thought this was called the mid-off
I invited people who are mid.
Oh my god, those splits are crazy.
What was the seed?
Was it like a really good...
It was like housing...
It was like housing near portal with fortress close, rates pretty decent.
But then the stronghold blind was like really far.
Like this could have been like a sub-30. I'm not even joking Sammy Doug like 150 blocks in a wall. Whereas a 12 just found it
B that would have been so good. Oh
That was so good
Did he pee be a damn
1631
Fuck okay. Hey, we should probably focus on training you because you're the game on to the next
She's she's not here. Where the fuck is she?
Hi friend, hello cam!
I saw, wait, I saw a TikTok and I thought it was you. Did you get engaged?
Congratulations by the way, if that's true. I'm like pretty sure all like married or something.
Thank you. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Holy shit.
Where the fuck is KTV? We need to coach her.
Kate, yeeeah!
Where did she go?
This is Uber showed up at her house.
It's just Hikes with like a ginger wig.
We're like no I'm pretty sure that's not hard no no it's it's me KGB
Sammy I've him and Theo in the grounds he is very fucking east mode I'm looking
life
I don't eat I've probably lost 10 pounds today from shane yeah
Yeah.
Eww.
All right.
Wait, do you have like, trousers that match the top?
I haven't seen you.
Let's see.
No, no.
Like, these don't match.
The ones I'm wearing.
I don't even know if they came with the suit.
I was wearing like normal.
So, this.
Do you have any trousers?
No.
do you have any trousers you want to see my trousers okay wait is the next one
on no the next one is not on but we should practice here because you all
the next game after this one remember oh my gosh yeah all of these hands of
hours. I'm the next game. Oh my gosh. Awesome. Okay, I want you to, um, can you see my screen?
Yeah. I've been in the ranked match for two hours. Dude, I've been really gonna be like,
why did you have a two hour long match where you only enter the bastion?
people people oh my god Katie I play this game recreationally right so like fun
in my room sometimes and people stalk my rank stats and then come to my stream
and they're like why did you why did you only beat the game in 17 minutes
yesterday I'm like well why don't you mind your own fucking business I don't
know. Yeah well what the fuck why don't you shut your damn mouth. Exactly.
Okay so what I want you to do is you know what we can actually get you to
practice play-spanning I think you're much better than the day that I
toward you. So we can practice on closed bed and I mean wait. Is that MCS on
practice? It's in there yeah. So like you know you go like this and then boom
break down two blocks, bye. Then you stop painting the fire. They usually
spawn like 10 seconds after you're done with the fire ish. Yeah, you go like 10
more seconds. And then, uh, yeah, we just go like this.
And then, yeah, this one's pretty sure.
Okay.
Alright, it's in the nether bit, so like behind you, you see the big red bit, the big red
bit, fortress practice, bang!
Yes, okay splash of fire
Okay, I need to kill this first cycle. Yeah
Okay, don't worry don't worry don't worry
Don't fight you're getting to close to the the first crazy was to close to you stand like here in here
You should probably eat.
You could like set it up right now, actually, fuck it.
Just do it.
You need to place a hard block on top.
Hard block on top of the spawner.
Yep.
And also, it's the block that's directly above your head that you need to break.
Not this one.
And then I crouch and hit it?
Not that one.
What?
No.
It's the block that's directly above your head that you need to place on.
Oh!
So Shaz, let me restart.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, directly above my head and then above the spawner.
uh yes okay and you don't have to crouch when doing it you can just right click and it will do it
yeah okay they're about to spawn again so you can kill them really quick
uh freaks bro fucking freaks yeah like from here you can be like two blocks away and kill them
does that make sense yeah okay
Okay, yeah, crit this guy, crit the other guy, and then, oh, let me play this how I wouldn't
in actual game, like I would chill a little bit.
Yeah, break the block above you when you're in there, and then place, no no, the block
above you, and then place the bed there, and then right-click it.
Nice.
Yeah, they're probably going to spawn again, like I get you to run back to the stairs
at the end.
So that makes them spawn more.
Yes.
You see, well, you need to clear out the fire.
But you see the green number above your hotbar called
available?
Yeah.
But now they're 70% available.
OK.
So if it's one like this, I feel like I can at least do
the process when I'm kind of chilling.
Yeah.
Like, I feel pretty confident.
It's honestly.
Yeah, the edit.
Wait, the edits if you want a game they could do like the greatest edit ever. It would be so fine
Honestly what were you saying? Sorry, I was really much that.
No, no, you're good. I mean, never say never.
Yeah, do you see that like now when you want to find the blazes the great thing about this is you don't have to
Like back to the stairs to create them out. Yeah, that's why it's so much better
You're losing a lot of time like walking back to the stairs. Yep
It's like something like this and I would just like be clearing stuff out. You need to flash flash fire
Yeah
Okay, I want you to turn your game to peaceful
Peaceful mode
Options peaceful. Okay. This is gonna be a good example. So it's the blazer gonna de spawn
Yeah. Yeah. Basically going to de-spawn. And now you can break the fire. Do you see that
it says blocked? That's because you haven't broken these blocks. Which ones? Like the
one, the blocks have red particles around them. Oh, I should be breaking these. Uh,
no, not those. Oh, I'm sorry. But like, don't worry. Like these and then, wait,
around there's one behind the spawner this one is like this level yeah you see
like now it says 85% available yeah whereas throw your pickaxe out and then
click it again 45 yeah it's like 40% better to do this okay and also it makes
easier yeah do I go on easier easy mug easy easy
Brazilian baby laughing funk edit bro how many of those I see of the funk the
funk song where it's the baby laughing and it's Katie making the pickaxe please
you need to put a hard block on the score hard block on the score break yeah
Yeah cause you see you gotta do the fire immediately cause yeah you just kill this guy, you kill this guy
Kill him again
Alright you gotta clear the fire like Ace happens
Like all this shit appear and stuff?
Yeah that can collide with it too
And then you gotta start breaking the block blocks
You can like break these blocks here yeah
And then the block that's fire on top of it that's like a double punish it
Yeah, and now you can bridge out
Okay, well they spawned then so you can kill them
You need to the fire that's on top of the spawner is the most damaging one
Do you see that spawning faster?
Yeah, they have more spaces.
So it's kind of like, you have to be very careful.
Yeah, I was going to use a beam though.
I'm going to go.
Nice.
Kill this guy on the right.
They're going to spawn again there.
Woo!
I think that you should know that like, if they spawn,
The closer you are to the spawner, the more likely it is to take 2.5 bars of damage from the first hit.
How do you know that they're about to spawn?
It says it above the spawner with the timer, but it doesn't usually say that in a game.
In a game, it's more about having intuition for it.
And obviously doing this with good blaze rates is really good.
So, okay, hypothetically, I'm in a game and there's HELLA in here and I'm kind of like about to die, like maybe I am right now and I have no food or something.
Like, should I not put out the one that's on here because it's low-key making less spawn so it's kind of helping me?
If you have no food, yeah.
You're out by the way. You have six more.
oh yeah the animation inside the spawner lays starts getting faster if they're about to spawn
but it's hard to see especially for me because the bit rate is not the best
hard block
Yeah, you can break the fire, break the fire, break the fire, I like that you went back so that doesn't look good.
Yeah, just here, now kill this guy. Nice, this is probably your best place to play that one.
Keep breaking these blocks first, oh there's this one.
Kill them first.
Bro, you think you're not one?
feels more intense than it actually is. They're kind of like non-human, like they don't really
hurt unless you get in there though, if that makes sense. So it's manageable if you understand
that.
Okay.
Yeah. Open the entrance, check the rods.
So like, what I put up, stuff like that up there?
So like, when I put up stuff like that up there?
Yeah, on the walls is important too, but you also need to mine these blocks that are
around this body.
Okay.
So I'll just block a little bit.
But those are more cosmetic, like, you do that after you are, like, you know, compiling
with the blade cycles.
Yeah.
see if you see this how many fucking blades that spawns four like that is
that's the max format I pick up that rock I think you're out here behind behind
you in the corner there's one in the corner right okay so that's how you need
to I need to fix now build your fall no I want to build it
It's near the toilet.
You'll see what happens when you hit it.
Somebody do that.
So while you don't have fire risers, it's fine.
I was being aware of stuff going on.
You can just place the block on the ceiling and it will redo.
Yeah.
I just like second guess which one I'm actually looking at.
I know what you mean. I do like a lot.
Nice. Go through the floor.
Fire charges in the top left.
There you go! 6 for 14, that's not even good roast!
I'm a Kai!
And you did the whole fortress play in 3 minutes just now.
Okay.
It's so-
Do you remember-
Where?
What? Do I remember what?
Do you remember how I taught you to do the- the donut?
Do you see my screen?
Yeah, the open one?
Uh, or what?
It doesn't have to- it doesn't have to necessarily be open.
Okay, wait, show me.
Let me show you a shot.
Oh yeah, this, this.
It's like this, but like this.
Wait, I don't know if I remember this.
Okay, so I don't know if I'm too old.
I'm acting for the raid.
What you're gonna do is go bang bang bang bang
Actually, no, I'm not gonna teach you this one. You just place them at each
Oh place them at each cardinal direction of the spawner. That's only back to NT
Yeah, which is what you do in desert temple, then you just
This one won't make fire, which I think you'll appreciate
That might be
Okay, I think we low key need desert temple that you know because that's where you get the TMT
Yeah, I just get like no fucking phone from desert temple
Well, I can teach you another one that I think is better. Yeah, it's graph in my chat. Yes. Wait, what I
Can we could stop doing this one, but I don't know it's kind of like I maybe only tell you to do it
If you have loads of explosives
Okay, do you see my screen?
Yes.
You could set up this, which I think you'd like, where you go hard block, hard block,
bad, bad, stand here, right click, right click, and then you clear the fire.
This is like the most open way to do it, because you see it's already 94%.
So that's called bubble blaze then.
go in, you get a hard block and a bad, you go a bad, bad, I mean block block, bad, bad,
like that.
And do you pick up the beds again or no?
No, no, they explode forever.
That's why I'll tell you based on the explosive count whether you should do a blaze bad, do
a double blaze bad or not even at all.
Okay.
Yeah.
So now I want you to try the double one.
Oh my god, Jeremy's winning, but like by like literally like five seconds.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, you want me to try the donut one?
Yes.
I make it so it says TNT.
Not that, like not that, right click save, like press save.
And now scroll until the one says TNT that yeah
You get your hard blocks on bar can it be these no no no it has to be used another way
Nice
here after you've killed the first okay you only have three so just do it with
three but I can imagine though that's four it's because the practice map is
fine I use fire charge yeah yeah yeah usually use your foot okay and now you
mind this block that's like so much easier right get the fuck down and then
Yeah, you could fill in like the floor, a soul sound, remember, because soul sound makes blue fire.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah. Okay, we gotta hope that you get like a buried spawner. That would be nice.
Actually, can you just throw your pickaxe? I already believe that you've completed this, you know?
Press the chest for settings.
Press the middle block
Press make it open. I want you to try the the TNT one, but it's open
So press the press start like turn around
Yeah, but you don't have to spot
This last guy you can cut just be more and just build your thing actually no kid I'm cuz he's on your level
I thought he was gone
One nice
Nice just one more hit
Okay
They're gonna spawn and okay. That was me trying to paint that was a terrible idea
It's okay. Yeah, usually I just like the donut you just let me just
Oh my god, they're both on that boat the run that's happening right now is faster than the last one what?
Yeah, Jeremy's about that. He's about to enter the fort in a stronghold at 1040
And I
Right watch it actual make the note up
Stream all day get ready to actually see some men. Oh, bro. Why is it only?
Yeah, well it
We need to join the pre-match
Whilst you're in there, we can just join the cool whilst you're in that
I'm just going to practice one cycle, okay?
So go slash trigger hub or like click the hub. Yep
And then go to the the that one. Yeah
Okay, and then yeah, wait jump off the edge
You're on the zero practice right now
Bye bye chat
I'm so fucking scared!
You can just start one cycle.
OK.
OK, join the pre-match VC, it's the top VC on Discord,
as this guy called Alex and Cobble in there.
Alex and Cobble?
Oh.
Hey, yeah.
Hey.
Hey, everybody.
How's it going?
How are you feeling?
Little bit nervous
Good thing you got the best coach ever so
Hello
Yeah, bro
It's Fallen vs Max Day bro, it's Fallen V Max, let's go!
Hey!
Hello!
Hi!
Hey Builder!
Hi Keith!
Good luck!
Hey Phil!
Good luck!
Dude I've been watching your runs Phil, you're actually a demon.
I keep fucking dying in like really dumb ways.
No but the thing about you is that you understand Minecraft, like that's really important
you know.
Are you trying to say that Kate doesn't understand Minecraft?
Uh, no, not for all this week.
Haha.
At the start of the week, definitely not, but now, yes.
Yeah, Katie, the way you've improved has been so fun to watch.
Like, you've, like, learned so much, and you've learned so much more about the game.
I know, I actually do know a lot. I'm happy.
I got my computer, like, out of the house and stuff.
No way.
Yup, 30 minutes to go, baby.
Dude.
No, baby.
Okay.
Are you guys ready for the VT?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna win the gamble.
Yeah, I do at least hey, I'm just gonna do it by the way. Yeah, Max is right. I'm spinning. Oh
My god
First all right, um, we're gonna ban very treasure. All right, very treasure is gone. All right
I think yeah, yeah room total is gone. Oh, we're buying shipwreck shipwreck is gone. Take your pick
Do you want to play village or desert temple Phil? I don't mind either honestly
It's okay, I'll choose. That's aura
Shall we take oh God, it's making me peg we'll go for
Let's go for Desert Temple.
So Band Village?
Band Village, cool.
Once the current game is done, I'll send you guys the MCSR code in the chat.
Alright, cool.
It's about sub 15.
If he doesn't want to keep messing up these beds.
Oh, you messed up.
I thought it meant to be a row, but it should be fine.
Yeah, you can go.
Yeah, wow.
Oh, what if you didn't speed it?
Yeah, that's just 15, yeah.
That's actually aura.
Wow.
That's insane.
He told me this game mode has been hard for him.
Everybody's been lying to me about their skill.
It was lying, bro.
He literally was like, it's been so hard.
I don't normally like do building and stuff.
Like what?
All right.
Okay.
We should join our team.
Good luck.
find my fucking room fast at those. Uh, oh, I'm stuck.
Hello.
Dude, there's a serious mid-off-
Casey, we won! We won the thing, by the way. They picked Desert
Temple, which has the TNT, which means that you can do the
Blaze TNT in the match.
Yay! Oh my gosh! I can't wait to do my Blaze TNT!
No, no, no, I was so nervous that they weren't gonna pick Desert Temple when it was a toss-off. I was so fucking happy
You should have seen my reaction
It's so so so so much better to do the desert temple for you right now
Okay, can you update your face cap?
Can I what?
Can you show your face cap? Let's turn it off. Oh shit. Um
Um, bro, mid-off says it has a big issue of lying about the scale level because Ash
I know, right?
He's like, I don't really like do game books like this.
So it's like, on the other side.
Okay, I'm gonna pee, I'm gonna swap.
You're about to pee.
Okay!
Maybe I should pee too.
Hello?
Hello. Hello? Oh, she's also gone to pee.
It's obviously stress pee. I get it. That's why I just did it. But don't tell her.
Okay. Hello. Hello.
Alright, so what was I thinking, what was I saying?
Yeah, okay, so they're going to send us a code.
You just have to join the private room, which is like the pickaxe button.
Okay.
So whenever they send that.
And yeah, don't be too nervous.
Just make sure, you know, when we get, I'll tell you exactly what hacks you used to say to me
before my Minox games, okay?
So it's like he's here.
Okay.
Just make sure that your eyes are wide open, you're focused, you just take a deep breath.
This is just the same game as any other match that you've played this week.
And whether you win or you lose, I'm very proud of you.
You've succeeded far past my expectations, I promise.
Thank you, Max!
I didn't think I was going to be nervous, but I am.
I stopped doing these fucking gaming tournaments.
I was so nervous for my last one, too.
It's nerve-wracking to do something like that.
It's okay.
You know you you build up a whole week where you think that it doesn't really matter and then suddenly it all matters at once
You know, yeah, it's gonna be totally fine
Honestly
Lexi Marie we got squidow in here and we got saps
Lexi Marie is one of my best friends
She's in our game chat from February 20th. Oh
Oh
Yes, widow is Ash's girlfriend, she's also you yeah, I knew that and and saps is
She would he got popular because he was the protagonist of the like the biggest minecraft video of last year called
It was like minecraft rich versus poor civilization
Seriously, like he's like the main character that
Yeah
Yeah. Oh, I'm so excited for your game. It's going to be awesome.
Guys, did you hear it too during my game? Genuinely ignore it.
I've actually had the nervous shits all day.
Okay, I'm going to... actually, where should I go?
Can you do me a favor? Can you move your...
Okay, I need to open a game actually. Open like a world. Any world. Doesn't matter.
This will be bad for me.
I haven't told you this all time, but you're like,
any while it doesn't matter, yeah.
Your camera slightly covers the F3 screen.
So if you open F3, can you bring your camera
down to like this level?
To there?
Yes.
Nice.
Yeah, that's perfect.
And, wait, is your Ninja Brain Bot open and reset?
Yep, open and reset.
And, do you remember where it goes
when it comes up on the screen?
I actually don't remember.
Bottom right.
Okay, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna put my camera here
because then, you know when I point stuff out
of the screen, you'll be able to see as much as possible.
Okay, fire.
Yeah.
Cool.
Right. Yeah, well, you can go back to the join private room screen.
Do we have the code?
Yes, it's there. So back out.
Wait, where is the code?
Wait, I'll get it to you. I've pressed ranked. I'll just DM it to you.
Wait, we put in the team chat. Put in the team chat to be easier.
Uh, okay. Yeah, okay, hold on. There you go.
And then I have to start and actually play?
Yes. But it's gonna be so good, I promise.
Oh my gosh, I don't want to do it anymore.
No, you're gonna be fine. You showed it on stream.
Well, did you show that?
No.
Okay, I did. Thank God, because I didn't show it.
No, I'm on full cam right now.
Woo!
Yeah, the code is 80085.
Can I show the privates?
OK, I can show this, right?
Yeah, you can show that.
OK, you're in.
Oh my god!
Fuck!
Max!
I'm closing.
Bye, chat.
Yeah?
I don't know.
I'm just nervous.
I'm just really nervous.
It's OK.
You're going to be fine.
I promise you, when you act like it's scarier before it than actually doing it.
It's okay. Just breathe in.
Oh, the center must still get tight.
Just breathe in half. Just play your mind.
Make sure your eyes are wide open.
and everything is gonna be fine this is just another ranked game literally it's all the
same as this week.
You're right.
Fuck.
Give me story bro, I didn't purposefully add you guys.
And don't worry because this is not your only opportunity remember that you'll guarantee
you at least another game.
So.
My rank.
You don't have a rank.
Exactly.
Yeah.
They have ranks, though, like they have diamond.
No, no, no, that's just the subscription tier.
The owners of the rank thing gave you, like,
the subscription for free.
The question marks is where your rank would usually be,
but it's not that, because you don't have a rank.
It's going to be so good.
I'm excited.
We're hoping for stables, you know?
or stable housing would be best, you know?
That would be best.
Housing and well, we have TNT,
so I'm gonna get you to do Blaze TNT.
Okay, I know it's a bit of a risk, but I believe in you.
I'm going so slow, I'm going slow and steady.
Slow and steady, Phil said he dies a lot.
So it would be, you know, that would be God's plan.
God's plan.
She said, do you love me?
I fell in love with you.
I love you, I love you, I love you, my bed, and my mom.
I'm sorry.
Tavo!
Bro, are you doing this on purpose?
No.
Oh my God.
I just remembered last week I did a stream where I played,
I played games that had
Roblox voice chat.
And I joined one that was like a talent show.
And I sung the worst rendition of God's plan.
And this like,
rendition of God's plan and this like this like goal was just like um I don't think you
can pass to the next round and then kick me out of the game God's plan and she didn't
like my she didn't like my creep by radio had Eva.
When you hear it before, gonna look you in the eyes.
That's not my song yet she didn't fuck with it.
Damn.
get blessed with the singing gene like some of us, but that's okay.
Oh yeah.
So.
Shit.
KDB mid-offs match.
Where were you when KDB played her first mid-offs match?
I was right here.
Sat down ready for it.
you're going to crush this.
I'll try and stay, but I'm on a
boat and I can't hear that well
right now. Okay, you're good
hacks. Thank you for the support.
I'm going to make you proud.
I'll try. I'll try to backseat
if I can. But I'm going to be
okay. I have my headphones in,
but it's I can still hear the
wave. It's kind of hard.
Okay, you're good. You're
good.
Just have fun.
Good luck though.
Thank you.
Wait, hi.
Yo, what's up?
Can you give her the monologue that you used to give me at the start of games?
Um...
It just sounds better when you say, like, eyes wide open and shit.
Okay, okay.
I tried to do it, but it didn't really work.
I'm gonna be honest, it's been so long, I don't really remember.
But, like, Katie, you got this no matter what happens.
We've got all the training you can.
You're as prepared as can be.
You're going to do great, even if things don't go your way,
it's always come back.
Even if you die, never lose faith.
The most important thing is just remember
what you need to do in the overworld.
Do you know what's the type of playing?
Yeah, we're playing DT.
OK, so most important thing is just be aware of lava,
be aware of water, look for your gravel, look for your food,
and just keep your eyes wide open.
Just stay locked in.
You've got this.
Thank you, Hamster.
Yeah, I was really good.
That was really good.
I'm in my diamond armor right now.
I'm ready to vote.
Hacks.
It's it's pretty good.
There's like people around.
So I probably shouldn't be too loud, but I'm just fun so far.
It's really dark, but it's been nice.
I'll try and send some photos of my internet's better.
Yeah, that's so far.
Oh, Hacks, no big deal, but I got my peepee.
Oh, yeah. What time?
38 minutes
Damn, let's go. Let's try some 30 on this one, baby
It was a wait
Okay, you're ready if you're ready. Okay. Oh, you need to click it. Yeah. Yeah, it was like low key something. Yeah, well
I fucked up in the coach
I mean, that's okay. Uh,
Runs a run, you know, as long as you don't die as long as they're consistent. Yeah
Also Theo congrats on your win. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Just take a deep breath
And uh, make sure your eyes are wide open, you've got this. I believe in you.
Alright. Ready? The first thing you have to do is find the desert temple.
Okay.
Turn around. It's that way. I promise. It's below you. You see this below you?
Yeah, jump through this hole. This hole, this hole, this hole, this hole.
Jump down, all the way down. Yep, and mine down.
Am I not gonna fucking die to full damage already?
No, you'll be fine. Don't worry.
Break like usual.
Yep, you know how to do this.
Yeah, stack up.
Yep, yep, yep.
Nice, Katie.
Good job.
Alright, well the first step is done.
Yeah, look around.
That stack up all the way.
OK.
All right, when you get out of it,
you need to stack up on the blue block now.
You can bridge out once.
Right now?
Bridge out once, yeah.
Because you need to escape the hole.
All right, now look around.
Wait, can you look into this cave?
There might be gravel in the cave.
Just go one deeper if it's not.
Yes, it's above you. It's above you.
Yeah. Wait, no, no, no. Oh, fuck.
What the fuck? It's fine. It's fine.
Go back there and I want you to just explode a TNT over that.
Right here? Yes.
Should I eat? No, no, you're fine.
Just explode a TNT first and then you can eat.
On top of it? Yes.
Okay, run away, eat.
I want you to eat two runs at once
and then I want you to eat an apple, a golden apple.
Nice, okay.
I go grab your flint, just one, please.
Okay.
Yeah, okay, now go back up.
I want you to take right to these trees.
You see, like, yeah, those trees, like,
to the left of you, there's a cluster of them,
so you can do, like, two.
Right here?
Yeah, just do two.
Nice, and then do another.
You can do what's in the box that's happening.
Yeah, back up.
Oh, okay, once you do this,
I need to go to the bottom of the tree and pick up the wood.
Hopefully, okay, pick up the wood.
Oh, behind you as well, open your inventory.
Okay, yes, that's fine.
I need you to craft your wood up.
Now, don't like craft anything yet,
because we're gonna go and look for the wall.
I think it's all the way to the right.
All the way to the right, hard right, hard, oh wait.
No, there's a wall right there, sorry.
I literally missed that.
Okay, so you wanna do your pre-crafts?
I want you to make a diamond pickaxe, iron axe, diamond pickaxe, iron axe, and then stone shovel.
Iron axe.
Just one please.
Yep.
And then stone shovel.
Yes, and then you're going to make...
That's fine. You're gonna make a bucket, a boat and a flint and steel.
Buckets.
And a boat. Okay, now I need to collect water. Okay. Collect water.
Yep. Okay, nice. Okay, now throw out some items into the water. Remember you're usual.
Yeah, so our inventory. Split your string into your inventory as well. Could be good.
Just for later.
OK, so what you're going to do from the top row
is throw out the saddle, the cobblestone, the roses that
are under that, the gravel, the chest, the horse armor,
the items that's next to the chest, the gunpowder,
and the shovel that's next to it.
And then you can, yeah, you can, you're good to go.
Just mine your stuff.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, actually, yeah, no, you're good.
You're good, you're good.
Just mine the crafting table.
I was thinking, if you see animals, we can maybe kill them, but I don't think there's any nearby.
Yeah, I don't have much food.
It's fine, you'll be okay. That's what I was thinking as well.
Yeah, you need some ball, and then you can do it.
Okay. Right here?
Yeah.
Nice. Like usual.
Sweat mode.
Um, just do it just in case, it's better safe than sorry.
I'm not sure about that, you know. Uh, yeah, go.
Nice. Nice, Katie.
Nice. Okay, now, mine the bottom two. Mine the bottom two. No two by two is your...
I have the perfect village for this floor.
Okay, um, yep. We're just gonna go into the end. Uh, into the nether, sorry. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Nice. Okay, now you can scow down that school. Then scow. It's that way. That way. No, no,
multi-o-left.
Okay.
Look, look, look. Uh, like, re-scow, please, so you can see the direction, but...
Okay.
Uh, it's like multi-o-left, left, left, left.
Left, left, left.
Yep, that way?
Okay, so I want you to look over this right bit
and we need to see if it opens up into the right.
It does.
Okay, I want you to...
Hax, what do you think?
Go right or go left?
I say go left.
Okay, screen.
It is left side so we go right,
but we'll have to bridge out a bit.
What do I do?
Take forever or what?
I think it dies right.
I want you to boat down on the right.
So you have to bridge out until you're safely over the terrain.
Wait, wait.
Hog the corner, OK.
Go more to the left side.
All the way on the left side.
Hog this corner, because this is above the terrain.
And then I'm going to have to get you to bridge out.
Right here?
Yes.
It's going to be a little far.
But just bridge one to 15 blocks.
I want you to just boat down from here.
Right here?
I think you'll make it.
Wait, yep.
And then, okay, when you boat down I want you to hold W and A.
W and A?
Okay.
Yeah, because you're turning left.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, okay.
this boat, like jump out, go on the tree, break the boat, stay up in the trees, and bridge
uh, you just saw the bastion by the way, I think it's stables, um, don't use those blocks,
anything else, yep, stack up, bridge towards this, yes, yes, yes, yes, go towards, just
run towards the lava, you saw that lava found, uh, you don't have to go up, go down,
down go off the trees yep there's a hoglin but ignore him I need to go down
on the ground it stables I think you can go down yeah boat down get your lava
bucket on your boss you can lava this guy when you go down yeah that could be
good if you lava bucket him well enough we can pick up the food which we can
and then use for the rest of the war.
Oh shit!
I didn't mean to...
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
Just lava up here.
Lava up here.
Nice.
Pick up the lava.
Ah, it's fine.
Just pick up the lava.
Forget about the boat.
You don't need it.
Just go that.
Yeah, take a right.
Yep.
I want you to take this up to the right.
So yeah, keep going up.
No, to the right left.
90 degrees left.
Yep.
This way.
I want you to go up to this right.
Yeah, in front of you.
Perfect.
way I want you to go up to this to right yeah in front of you
perfect
I don't think you need to bridge it out
oh my god
it's fine it's fine just run back don't worry don't worry turn around go towards lava
yeah the portal is to your left
nice don't worry about it
you need to make a bow
yeah you need to make a bow
yeah three logs
this is fine
None of our stuff burned.
Yeah, so that's good.
Mine three, not two, three.
You need three.
Ah, my brother's dead, though!
It's fine, it's fine.
Katie, you're doing so well, don't worry.
Craft, craft, craft.
Just stay locked in.
Okay.
Place a crafting table, make a boat, yeah.
And yeah, just go.
Okay.
You don't need the crafting table, forget about it.
just go to the direction that you came from that way, yes
I just told him I'm not going to kill me
no, no, no, both down with A and S, just click it, right click it twice
W and A
W and A, yeah
yeah, also brought it to run unison so there's gas next to you
yeah, so pause, you don't need the boat, pause
oh, yeah, pause, options, video settings, run the distance all the way down
okay
Yeah, and then I'll go find your stuff you remember is it's like more to the left ignore these big moments
You don't you don't need to go there. It's fun
Where it's like be one of those brain slopes down. Yeah, it's like here to the left
But yeah, it's like down in the on the grapple don't grab
I'm getting
I know. You're good, you're good.
You're trying to kill the mob, eat a gap, and we're gonna get to the wall.
Nice! Okay, that was really good, Katey.
Um, yeah, you can eat a gap, eat a gap, eat a gap.
Okay, run away from the hoglets.
Oh!
You're good. This is kind of annoying, yeah, I know, but you're gonna be fine.
I want you to stack up back to your pillar, yeah.
Back to your pillar, and you're gonna bridge towards the Bastion.
Yeah, that's fine.
Uh, this crossbow guy might shoot you.
Oh!
I
Think just just just run let's go into the wall
Let's just instead of pillaring up like this go into the wall run run past the crosser piglin
Towards the red forest
Yes, most of them and then and more to the left now. Yeah take a left
Okay, and just try to dig into the wall the hard left. Yeah, yeah that way it's part this way
Yes, yeah
Yeah, I look like it's fun
just keep going up not like what do you mean dig into what is going on just run
back just run back just run back do you remember where it is it's behind you yeah
okay what am I supposed to do I need like like what do I do when I get it and
I don't get like I don't get into the wall like um I think they're let's just
Yeah, I haven't even got another boat, so probably try to go back over the world.
We got a boat, uh, we need to try and, I think the piglet should be spawned now, so
raise your running distance, and then hopefully the piglet's a little de-spawned
and once we're there, we can, like, tunnel through the wall.
But what's about that shit?
Yep. Okay, it's going right up.
Okay. Yep.
Nice.
Oh, fuck.
Don't worry. You need to up your render distance.
Okay.
So, like, you can just go into Options and Video Settings.
And just turn it back up to 20.
Yep. And then go to the Navi Portal.
Same thing again. This time, you're going to find that hot corridor.
You're going to get that stuff. And then, I don't think...
Yeah, okay.
Do you guys find it? It's like behind you.
Uh, that way, yeah.
Ignore the piglin. Ignore them, ignore them, ignore them.
What the fuck do I do?
Just, just, just run past him. He can't hit you, he can't hit you.
He has a crossbow, right?
Nice. Go down. Nice. A and N.
I have my health, my health, my health.
It's fine, it's fine. Just jump out.
Just run towards that corridor.
And do what?
And grab your stuff.
Once you have your stuff, just try to block yourself in.
They're all on my shit!
Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
Maybe a reset.
Yeah.
Okay, you're going to reset the whole seat.
We're going to play it all over again.
Press pause.
Reset world at the bottom.
It's fine.
Now you know everything that you can do.
So go to the top of the desert temple.
Yeah, it's fine.
Don't worry.
I'm pretty sure Philza might have died as well.
He hasn't done an advance in like a few minutes.
So don't worry.
We're in the same spot, I think.
Okay.
Oh, never mind.
It's so tender.
Wait, where do I go?
At the top. It's like to your...
Wait, what?
Over here.
Yes. Oh no, it's that.
Yeah, I was so confused, yeah.
Go down. Break the block. Nice.
Okay, well...
It's totally fine.
He just dies in the end and then you win, okay?
Well my achievement of not dying my match is so cooked.
That's all I didn't want to do.
I'm not gonna lie, that was a f**k.
Was it?
Yeah.
That was an extremely hard situation like yeah, I think yeah, the terrain is just hard
There are so many people who are way better
Do you remember that cave that I told you about oh, there's a you're doing so you're doing so good need to grab that
Challenging
Do you remember what I told you about, Katie, about TTA?
Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
TNT is that gravel that's in the cave.
Oh, down there?
No, no, no, not in the town back.
Oh, yeah, the one cave, the one cave, yeah.
Yeah.
All the way up.
Just keep stacking.
Yep, and now you have to go one outwards, like backwards.
Yep, and then stack all the way up.
Nice.
Now go to that cave and go through.
Don't touch anything.
Don't try to break anything yet.
Stack up two blocks.
Or just stack up like I just placed a TNT on top of that and then place the pressure plate on the other one
and then
No, no break the TNT
Okay, I just wanted to you know what just
It's fine. We're gonna get wood for it and we can kill that skeleton later. Just pull up a tree and let's make our tools
Well, I thought I just sent her to die to the scar
No, but it's still gonna be there. We need to kill it eventually. Oh, yeah, sure
This is good
I get another tree
The safe food it might be fine to just fight the skeleton with no food because if we die
We're so close to spawn we can run back
And I'll reset. Yeah. Yeah, and don't worry about dying to try to kill your the skeleton
Make those make your tools the iron axe the diamond pickaxe the iron shovel and
Yeah
You're all good brah
Okay, just make just make diamond pickaxe diamond pickaxe. Yes. Yeah, and then make the iron axe
Yep, and then start make a
Just save that for Jason save that for later save that for later
Okay, go and kill it.
Okay!
Let's see.
What I wanted you to do is press a pressure plate.
I don't have my pressure plate.
Oh, just make one out of wood.
It's just in the cave, don't worry. You'll go back.
It'll be in the cave, don't worry.
Okay, just go down there.
Yep.
I don't think it's that.
Okay, just mine a TNT.
Yep, now go into your crossing bunch
And make like two at the bottom. No, not like that. It's just you can do it in your inventory
Just two at the bottom of the crossing thing one and two
nice
And then just that like place it like that. Yeah, it's down on it. Nice. I'm on the way. Perfect. Hey, good job
And where's the flint?
I mean you should have you did last game
We have gravel so you can just mine it. Yeah, it's fine. Just go up and
Try eat. Um, I feel like we could just get to full 3rd half. Yeah, just make like a 2D
Paul items or yeah you can just jump you might be a little bit higher yeah
like like five six blocks six blocks yeah six or seven okay respond no okay
it's okay go get your stuff it's like that yep nice this actually a pretty
That's the scream of a warrior
Yes, you just have to go over there and you have to make a bucket flint and steel make a stone shovel
Bucket oh
You can't make the flint and steel because you don't know just make a shovel it's fine
Stone shovel no you do it's on your hot bar. Oh shit
Okay, what I want you to do is just break the gravel like place it and break it with your shovel
You should get it in a few like it shouldn't be too many
Okay
Nice you got it. Okay now make your sense deal
Yep, actually must have taken left side terrain. There's no way
I think it's just we got unlucky with the gas. It would have been fine if there was no gas grab the water Kate
You and
Then do you want to sort your inventory?
Yeah, oh my god. Wait, I forgot we restarted so that's crazy
Oh, you never made a boat you have to make a boat for this situation
Sorry, that's my bad
Okay
I can see the shit I want you to throw out. You need to mine your crafting table.
Okay, I'll throw it out first.
Spider Eye, Seeds, Bones, Sattlings, Gumpowder, Chest,
Yeah, just throw out some of the yellow blocks. You don't really need all of those.
Alright, and then just grab your crafting table and you can start your Nether Enter.
So
Never back down never what
Yeah, my mind the drink hole what
might be hooked I don't know
no don't worry it's fine
because we can always come back
everything always chokes, don't worry
never give up
we got lucky with the gas
if you ever hear like a loud screeching noise again
we just need to try and lower
yeah we just try to lower the render distance
Because that unloads the fireball.
But we just never ran into that one.
Uh, behind you. Yeah, it's that way. No, behind you. All the way behind you.
Yeah, but I'm not doing the same thing.
Yes, the same exact thing. Bridge out like 15 blocks.
And then you're gonna do the same boat shit.
Yeah, just be careful. If you hear a fireball, you just turn your run just to two A-stop.
You guys can't hear my game, can you?
No.
Yeah, we can.
Oh.
Should I go down?
Uh, we're on a W and A.
Well, that's kind of crazy.
Uh, go out, break the boat with your axe.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I didn't get lava for this fuck ass.
It's fine.
You can grab it right here, behind you.
Where?
Just place the water on the floor.
It disappears.
And then grab the lava.
Yeah, nice.
So I heard it. So do I.
It's okay.
Only when you hear it shoot a fireball from it tonight.
What do I do? Like where am I going from here? So I have a good idea.
Just when you get over there,
I just want you to run past this guy.
I wanted you to stack up to this ledge but it's hard.
So instead you go because there's a guy shooting you.
Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. You're gonna be okay.
What I want you to do is
Play ring around the Rosie around this lava and then go to where you go to where you were tunneling in that red nether
Act to the left
Okay
Just trust me
Go over that no go up up up keep keep staying up on the left side
So go up. It's okay. Ignore him ignore all of those. This is the right side. I usually go to the other way
You can block yourself from behind this fine door. You're safe now. So just eat
Don't worry, you should be safe here.
Okay.
Eat the gold.
Yeah, you can eat a gold on that.
Just one.
Three, two, one.
No, just one.
Break.
Okay, now I want you to go to your right.
Hard right from here.
They're all fighting each other, so they've forgotten about you.
Try not to go down.
Just mind through the wall if you have to.
Yeah, so like bridge outwards here, just like this way that no the way that you're looking the way that you've already been bridging
Yeah
Yeah, just that way is really good
Okay, I keep going
All right, just mine upwards staircase upwards with a shovel with a shovel. Yeah
Stuck is upwards you mind that with a pickaxe. Yes shovel
You should find the Bastion.
Don't worry.
Remember K.E.? I had a one hour long game and I won.
Alright, I want you to take this like right cave.
The right cave from here. Stop.
Like bridge over there and go there.
Nice.
Okay, now, go downwards and it should be directed to your left.
You can boat down or just go down.
And which one is it?
It's down to your left.
It's stables, which is the one that has the small gaps, remember?
Yeah.
In the wall.
But first we should probably get you gold armor.
Hard left.
Yeah.
Okay, go towards the basher.
Yes?
Okay.
okay I want you to go to like run to like all the way on the other side from
where you are so like cross this whole thing
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh actually stop go here on the right this right came from
you up right right right yes pretty sure what's that okay parkour oh this is
triple fuck I thought this was single okay go back to the tool like bridge out
yeah back towards where I told you to go originally which is like all the way on
the right from you here keep running good it's good you're good all right I
want to open always like did you see that chest yeah
Uh, up there
Not that one, not that one, wrong chest, wrong chest
Which one, the one above me? Over here?
Yes, I would like to open that
Throw a golden apple to the Sharks and the piglet
There might be an aggro on here
Yeah, nice, and then block the chest man
Okay, grab the gold armor and the exterior
Ah, it's fine
It's fine, we can remember now
Don't worry, don't grab it, don't grab it
Oh, it's fine, what do I do?
Throw a three-gap
not so good just don't pick it up. Oh you fucked up. Oh, it's fine. All right, all right
Geez, it's okay Katie. We was ready lucky. That's what a Katie. Yeah, don't sweat it
That was that was such an unlucky like nether terrain
Yeah, that's tough for anyone
Yeah, if there was no gas there we are you're settled with that because you were in the right position
By the way, okay
That you enter the Nala first
So you actually
You're actually a head of a dub and he's been streaming Minecraft for nine years
So, you know dude this guy logs on every day for a decade playing Minecraft
on the computer. You log on one week. You're faster than him in the overworld. That is embarrassing
for him, bro. That is embarrassing. Don't worry.
Thank you guys.
Hey, you're the goat.
Thank you guys. Thank you, Max.
You are the goat.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Well, Johnny's not over.
I'm just mad because I didn't want to die. I died like 50 fucking times.
I know. I find it so hard. It would have been a, it would have been impressive
If any of us didn't die in that situation, apart from maybe Hax, it was like it's really,
it was really difficult.
Yeah, and that was a really tough bastard too on top of that.
Don't worry, it's not over now.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, in the game, I feel like I don't even, I need like 10
steps ahead because I'm just like, holy shit, where do I even go?
It's like all like so crazy and then yeah, yeah
I think we it was just it was just hard terrain for us to read
I think max for next time we should probably like try to say because I kind of made a bad calm with the dig into the wall
It's like
We should be like dig into the wall and then do x like it should have been digging to one
I was just saying that's the only thing I need a like
Maybe because I just need to know like the step after because I feel like I know maybe the first step
But then if I don't know what's after I'm like oh shit now looks I literally don't know anything because I'm like yeah
Yeah, so okay. I don't know what to do after
Yeah, I mean the worries
Wait, it was a really tough seats. I don't worry about it
Um, yeah, I haven't gold armor beforehand. It's a really tough and it was just a it's just an unfortunate
We don't have audio because if we had audio we could catch it. It's just like
Discord is being stupid, you know, it's like not your fault at all. Oh, I feel bad
I literally have so many people that just watch some bullshit
No, it's one, Katie.
Katie, the bullshit. No, no, no, no, Katie, Katie, Katie.
You gave the people what they wanted.
You are a hero, Katie. You are the hero.
The bullshit is like the whole point of this entire event.
Katie, the world loves you.
You want the goat? You beat Minecraft?
Didn't you get like, sub 50, sub 40? What was your time?
I got 38.
Sub 40?
Hey, you beat Minecraft in less than 40 minutes.
That is like, dude, 99.9% of the Minecraft player base could come close to that.
Hey, you are a god.
Thank you, thank you, coaches.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
You are the goat.
Okay.
You are the goat.
Thank you.
I still have another match.
And you know what?
I'm actually about to, I'm about to come with fire this next week.
match yes let's go let's go let's fucking go oh it's a bad day to be my
next fucking seed yeah that's that's that's a spirit that's spirit
thank you actually played really well yeah I don't know it's just super unlucky
like it feels like and you smoked him in the overworld you smoked him in the
overworld that guy plays mindset every day for nine years Katie for nine
I've been here for nine years and you smoke Tim. Thank you. Thank you guys. We take that
Katie. You did great. You did great. I appreciate you. Don't ever let anyone including yourself
give you shit for that. Yeah. You're the girl Katie. You guys. You know what? I'm
just happy to be on this team. Oh, honestly. I'm happy to be on a team with you two
Katie like I'm just happy to like feels I got a win and I feel like he's probably
so happy so like I should be happy yeah let me do subs really quickly thank you
guys so much okay let's get to the important stuff chat no that was so lucky
for the five, set me with the ten.
Yeah, that was just a monkey, dude.
That was actually the worst seed of the entire thing.
I mean, I think this is the worst.
Yeah, but the start, this bit was really bad.
Yeah, do you know when the next,
when Kenny's not going to be the losers bracket one?
Um...
Chat, I am actually fuming.
Luna, thank you for the five.
Kota with the five.
Thank you, everybody.
I cannot believe there's so many people in here.
I did with the fucking 20!
Yoda with the 5!
God.
Bro, thank you everybody who came to watch.
I'm actually mad, bro.
I actually am mad that I died.
Because I didn't die.
Once I died three, that's the most hot.
Well, I can't say that's the most times I died in a run
because I reset. Raven with the 5, Infernal with the 25. You guys are being so nice. Grisel
with the 5. Cinnamon Girlie. I'm not upset that I lost. I'm just upset that Tulip with
the 5, Manga with the 5. I'm upset I never got the Bastion and I couldn't even do my
Bastion run. Sassy Chloe with the 5. I appreciate you guys. I still have another Redemption arc,
like, fuck. I was on such a high after my, um, W fills as well. He beat in 25, so it's
not like I was gonna ever win anyways, but...
Man, fuck. Fuck.
Phew. Chat. Chat, it was as bad as it looked, wasn't it? The gas, it was as bad as it
looked. And I was just kind of a little bit confused at some
points.
Nay, with the five, Leo with the five, coconut with the 10.
And then I started spazzing out because I knew it was over
like I just knew it was over. Jordan with the five, purple
wonderful with the five.
POW with the five!
Aww.
Thank you Riley, she said I should be proud.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you Tina said a good luck on my game. Thank you Tina.
Thank you Abby with the 5, thank you Tony with the 5, thank you McKaylee with the 5, stop
and stop even if I can get spent.
It's okay.
It's okay because at least tomorrow, at least I just get to spectate other people now.
their messages. Oh doxing the gas. Yes. I knew the render thing but like I didn't
know if I should have done it there. I remember I did learn that but I didn't
know if I should have done it there. And of course there's less pressure. You guys
guys are so hyped.
Guys are actually being so nice.
I really appreciate it.
Obviously at the end of the day,
I mean, there's so many of you guys watching.
I really appreciate that.
That's so sick.
Thank you all for the gifts.
Thank you everybody for being so nice.
So I can't be too mad,
but like I didn't wanna give you that shit ass run
for my fucking first one, but we'll move on.
Caitlin with the five.
Thank you, Caitlin.
Rest in peace, hey the rest in peace, rest in peace to the parking lot
Feeling so big can't even fit in the parking spot
You ain't talkin' bout my niggas than what you talkin' bout
Guess I'm movin' silent nigga and I don't talk a lot
I don't say a word, I don't say a word was on my cryin'
And now I got what I deserve, fuck nigga
Hold on, wait a minute, y'all thought I was finished
When I woulda asked tomorrow, y'all thought it was ready
Catchin' on these niggas, I'm like, pop out on this finish
It's gubbalam, yeah that's my T-Rolls, ain't a captain, I'm new 10-8, I'm the type of
cannon man, can't think quite like I'm broke, that limbo, my new bitch, she'll ride like
my goat, we suckin' out of her, my shit ain't with my hands, strapped to my toes,
got these niggas one-eat then, and I gotta make it back up, cuz my mama need that real
money, my son needs some milk, these niggas try to take my life, they fuck around,
I'll get killed!
Cut the music.
That's Winner's music, bro.
Hello my love, welcome to Guided Affirmations by Lavendaire.
Today we will be reprogramming our minds with positive affirmations for self-love, self-esteem,
and confidence.
Affirmations help create new neural pathways in your brain.
Through repeated listening and reciting, these affirmations will help you change
your self-talk, reinforcing a positive self-image and breaking the negative patterns you may have.
Listen to this audio every day for 21 days as your daily morning affirmations or in the
evenings right before you sleep.
I will repeat each affirmation twice and then give you time to repeat after me.
Feel free to recite these affirmations in your mind or out loud.
I love myself unconditionally, I love myself unconditionally, I am worthy of love and respect,
I am worthy of love and respect, I honor and value myself, I honor and value myself,
I honor and value myself I honor and value myself. I am proud of who I am. I
Am proud of who I am. I am proud of who I am. I am
I've been thinking KODs every time I'm in that bitch, I give the thorn 30 Gs
When I home hanging out that drop head, I'm riding down no caliber
They let my nigga earn back home that young nigga be wilder
With young niggas we mobby, like Batman or one Robbie
Missed two door made back, you might see already climbing
I'm like real nigga, what up? Real nigga, what up?
If you ain't about that murder game then pussy nigga shut up
If you definitely in your ass, I get your pussy ass stuck up
When you touched down in my hood, know that's all life ain't good
Kept me down at my end, and then he came over with that proven life of my f...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mods! Mods! Get a command!
Exclamation point mid-offs!
Put- Katie lost the first fucking round and put how many times I died as well.
Okay, next match.
Next match.
What?
Hello!
Hey!
Who's ready for the next one?
I play again, right?
again right? Yes, so what was like all that like? What was what? No, like, nothing, but
like, you know, what? What was with the affirmations? Well, I just I'm patient in the bastion.
I was feeling down on myself, so I had to bring the energy back up.
But I'm ready for my next match, a minor step back for a major comeback.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
That's what I said to myself before my last ever school exam.
Yep.
Thank you, Kazi.
Thank you, Fayette.
Yes, I believe in you.
I do, but now you've made me laugh.
Wait, when do I go again?
in like a
says the game already happening
uh...
in uh...
cover
it's probably in about fifty minutes
the next day
fifty
fifty five
Do you want to do a run or do you want to just chill on that now?
I'll do a run. Fuck it.
Okay, let's go.
Let's give the people what they want.
Fuck it.
Okay, I want you to do...
I want you to cue Ruin Paul, let's do it.
W Fulham, I don't know why I was saying W Fulham, but W Fulham, thank you.
Man, fuck Fulham!
Nah, I'm just playing.
Yeah, what the fuck Fulham?
No
Wait fillers fool's form student yeah, it's we played both films students
Okay, I'm gonna get my jaffa. I need to avenge you Katie. I need to avenge you please do cuz I can't do it myself please
Now firstly calls me nine out of ten mechanics
and then he beats my teammate?
What?
What type of disrespect is that?
One that I'm not taking.
That's what I can say for sure.
Oh yeah, everybody get their ass whooped.
Watch it, buddy.
Hello.
three two one okay we should pretend like this is my run mods pin like that
this is my run you just lie to people joining this is my run three two three
Do you have any food for her?
I do.
Do I need it?
Well, you might need some power food, you know?
You're right, you're right.
Okay.
Let me go get a couple.
That's a good call.
BRB.
Bye.
Hello, Chats.
Dude, what is this?
Oh, thank you for the 49 months.
What are these trades, man?
over the 49 months.
What are these trades, man?
Is that like nothing?
Have you traded the attic blocks?
I guess you probably have, right?
Yeah, I did.
You might have to mind the other gaps.
Oh, barely.
Oh, no, sorry.
Okay.
Oh, I forgot about the other gap.
Oh, I could have been doing that this whole time, okay.
It's whatever.
I just barely have enough.
I don't have like any explosives though.
Yeah, she did love to make a portal four days ago and yeah, yeah, yeah, but we shouldn't drag Philza like I was only saying as a figure but like
You want and he deserved to win because he didn't you know you played well
No, WW Philza just gonna be beat him in the overworld doesn't mean shit really I
Can play ruin portal against hacks and just build a portal and just run in and beat him to the fucking nether
The overworld is everything. It's literally everything. It also got smoked. Let's be real, guys. Let's be real.
How am I doing in my pickups? I'm 4 for 5, I'm so bad.
What is the market looking like green or music music is actually a good game for okay.
That one is that one is much more feasible than filter in a nice way.
What's what's on greens PB.
Oh, I think he's a bit of a demon. Let me see.
Thank God that person forfeited, man. This was a snail's pace of a run. I think it was for him too.
Who knows, Grand's PB. 1825?
Oh my God!
18. 1852. Oh, guys, that was a good little game, though. I mean, it's a shame because
I just hope that she doesn't have the same thing happen to her next game because I wanted
to experience some of it, you know, some of the adrenaline and stuff. But I believe that
she'll do better next game. Hopefully we get Desert Temple. It's my plan for her
to play it.
Haxis Chat also be let in.
Hello guys.
Oh, oh, I'm going against a gold player.
Let's see if we deserve gold.
She's throwing shit in the other room when she started doing those fucking flips on the
bed I started getting scared about that the anger issue comments like I was thinking
about the tiktoks that could be made about this I was just I was actually worried bro
This person I'm playing against has a sub-13 run.
We can do an Anger therapy collab.
Yes, I'm sure we can do that.
Music is low-key cooking.
Well, I fucking hope not.
Sorry, I'm spinning time, my dog.
Sorry, I was probably going a little bit longer than I should have.
Sorry!
Wait!
They've been playing for 10 minutes!
What the fuck?
I should have been watching the game.
Yeah, let me pull up the stream.
How's your dog?
Good.
I'm giving him treats and stuff.
Yeah
Because he said he missed me and he said he watched
Oh, yeah, and he said he was proud of you, right?
Yeah, he was like you did your best
Pull some dog
Sorry my phone is like blowing up everyone's like oh my gosh it feels so good.
Not chill.
Like guys like chill
Yeah, that's a problem all the time. Yeah, you probably after your run it was like going crazy, huh?
I'm kidding. I got nothing. Yeah wait
Max, can you get this with the or share it with the sound or is that not or yes?
Oh myself, okay. I got it. You see this? It's like probably awkwardly quiet
Yeah, yeah, let me see
You see it yeah, yes
He's gonna get one shot by man. Oh my god. He's one and a half hearts
Does he know he drop a fallout for music real quick cuz he saved my bacon oh
He's playing so scarily
I know he's got this bro. I think this is the rapture student music
Yeah, we may be playing that in eight hours. He was able to get a sub 30 is that's crazy crazy
Now green having a few issues here with the boat now
This could happen. I mean couldn't use he come back from from from this with these awkward powers. Yeah, I don't know
He's doing really good. Oh look at him. That's a measuring
Oh, this is just so much calmer to watch then whatever's going on with the cat. This is a crazy
Okay, some of you guys are suspiciously using that command Max
I think that Smite does the smite work against Blazers, I don't think that Karras might get more.
Oh my god, that's a good one.
Yeah, it was.
Ooh, a fast turn.
Treasure fast turn, that's fun.
Oh god.
Is it not to the left or am I great-great?
Am I great-great?
It's not fun to have these guys shooting at me there.
We're actually in the back part of the fortress right now, where Musi's POV, where we actually, they can't spawn.
So what he needs to do is he needs to go down at staircases and then at balconies go opposite balconies
And it just kind of it guides you to what's known as the lava room in the fortress
Which is like the gateway and we'll even go that way. Oh, I forgot me to choose
Whoever wins is the
And the crazy thing that I'm happening is neither of us reached our goal Wow
That's crazy. You didn't hit diamond. It's so easy
I was having fun, but now I'm not having fun with you anymore John. Oh my god music at the
Sportive same one is green three four like four. I think
Again a bit more food
Head trooper
I guess soft boss is my alias. That's my gaming alias
That is crazy that is crazy right?
Where's the fear tomorrow you're playing Duncan right?
Sounds like it. Here we go. Well. Yeah
We're just kind of sharing sheep for wool extra explosives. Yeah. Oh, yeah one. I'm gonna find that
I didn't even see music. Oh god. We're gonna get me late today
Oh my god, I missed that one off.
If another cyclist spawns now, I'm in trouble.
He's dead.
He needs to heal up.
Oh my god, oh my god, and he already has.
He already has a couple wrong flesh.
He didn't make any darts.
Oh god.
Look, if I'm the rapture, I'm telling him, hey, let's go.
Oh!
That!
You made a bomb.
Oh my god, no.
It happened there.
It was a wither skeleton.
No!
Oh, no musing.
My green goo goat!
No!
Down and out almost!
No, the green goo goblin.
The green goo goblin!
Oh no!
That is so sad.
That is so sad
That is so sad. Oh
Oh, jeez he can recover the good thing is he is a nice. I got a $2 super chat. How does that work?
I didn't realize guys. It popped up in the chat box. I didn't even know it could do that
How is your day I'm rooting for music I didn't even know
Thank you, you changed the two dollars. I will so really for music Wow
I mean everyone loves an underex story
But honestly if green doesn't win this I'll be so upset for him. Also green is a minecraft that I would be yeah
And also he's putting so much effort and he deserves to win this match. I hate to say it. He's putting so many hours. Oh
My god, okay the real winner of the mid-aust was the is the buzzing that can convince me that I should choose head over cheese
Every contestant getting a call
I'm prepared
Wow you played so well in that overworld
What did you think of your coaches call to find the gravel inside of the cave?
So I got chills when he said that I have the best coaches ever one of my coaches is put in
40,000 hours this week and my second coach is on a boat in the middle of the fucking
the fucking
Ocean, I don't even know I was trying to hold the Bermuda triangle
He's in the middle of the Bermuda triangle and he still got Wi-Fi to coach me. So they're the best
And how are you feeling about your next game you'll play against?
And today you got a sub 15 PB how did that feel?
Like a normal
Just really normal something like yeah
Could be better
And sorry, we can hear your eating. What are you eating right now final question?
my opponents oh
the hot their hearts
No, just all this all of them
Just all of them wow head to death and oh, yeah one one just like one final final question
We've actually been watching your streams when you practice and we just out of would you rather for you?
Yes, I do so
there's two really like important things so like you've got
but we're not doing this again.
That was good.
Thank you, thank you, did it feel immersive?
Grins in the end basically.
I basically felt like I won.
Oh it's Cam!
He just switched.
Hax just logged in for him.
Oh, he removed the Elgato logo because it's like a sponsor thing.
Who sponsors the drops?
I don't know, but I think, you know, no free promo or something.
Right.
Oh.
Be careful guys.
Don't buy Elgato.
I hope the music does the same shit in our game please music um yeah should I
hope his PC explodes during her game oh he's back I might give you a chance I
think I could beat him maybe before he goes to best buying back remember if
you're losing unplug your computer from the back oh my gosh I know I really
They should have used that strat.
Oh my, it's diagonal push.
I genuinely, if I'm down bad, I might just unplug my shit
just for a clip.
Wait, Green has fucked it.
He does the same thing that you do.
When he's doing the one cycle,
every bad thing he bobs his head.
Really?
But I think he's doing it like,
I mean, I guess I do it too,
like just out of like clicking.
when you click to try to get like the pattern.
Piu.
It's fine, it's almost there.
You should have just failed.
Pardon you.
So after this mid-off's weekend,
like what's the first thing that you'll do?
Max, is this housing?
Yes.
How, how do you know?
It cuts the corner like cheese.
Do you see that down there?
It force cuts the chunk when it's housing.
It is to build the staircase too many of the crystals so the dragon. Yeah, Kate
What are you gonna do first thing off the mid-offs first thing when I get the wood off winning money?
What off
Yeah
What the fuck wait what what would I do with the wood off winnings?
money is probably um what was the question i said what are you what's the
first thing you're doing after this mid-october i went it's all over you know
on sunday after the grand finals when you went crying crying of happiness crying
I'm believing my bot, believing my TikTok, believing my Twitch.
Aw.
He knows that!
I'm just isolating!
Oh my god.
It's a true music evasion techniques, bro.
Oh my god.
What?
Dude, he's making me anxious.
Oh!
I find that good, pal.
Really good, pal.
Good, pal.
Is he out?
No, he's not even out of hour.
I don't think he's...
Hey, I just died in the Bastion.
Hey, we've all been there.
We've all been there.
He's back with his loot.
No worries, dude.
Us pros mess up sometimes.
We're not even free.
us pros mess up sometimes yeah just get back out there
you'll be good now
life isn't easy to us pro speedrunners
sometimes you die once, sometimes you die twice, sometimes you die four times in a run
believe it, us pros have sometimes died four times
that is short
that is unironically true though
Wait, what's the most deaths in one mid-off-smatch?
I died three times as well in my first one.
Oh, that feels bad. But I died four times, maybe?
No, you died three times.
You died once, but we told you to die found a way, you know?
No, I think there's like no way the green lose in this like I mean, you know
Five things before disaster
Why is he doing that
What? Music?
Building up a- oh.
Cause he needs a death reset. He had no food.
He just cleaned his-
Guys this is what I love about Mendoza.
Wait, what are your critiques for my run?
I mean, like honestly?
Like what was I doing? Cause I feel like I wasn't like, I don't know.
Like I could have done probably stuff better.
No, you played really well actually.
It was like, we weren't saying that it was unfortunate
to like make you feel better.
Like the run was actually fucked.
Yeah, it was, I mean like obviously,
nabbing to the Bastion like that final bit,
but like it was bad, so bad that like it was impossible
for the number one Minecraft speed runner
to coach you through not dying in the situation, you know?
Well, that was my, yeah, my biggest issue throughout all my runs is if I'm ever in a spot for too long and all the mobs start to come attack me, I just like, I don't know what to do. So, yeah, that was kind of what was happening there is all the mobs were just getting me.
You played well, like my only critique is that, yeah, when you drop something for the piglins when you open a chest, you should just lose everything.
Oh, yeah, picking up the apple was crazy.
Yeah, it was okay though.
What can you really do?
What have been a good bastion to?
Who's fuck-ass hoglins?
Hmm, I think Green's about to win.
Well, not now.
Dude, I'm still not locked in right now.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
Theo!
I'm wandering around aimlessly.
You've done your job today, though, Keg.
I have.
But I want a PB.
Huh.
He's killing the dragon with wood house. Oh my god. It's almost that time.
Wait, yeah, Theo, I need a PVP practice stream. Oh, because I'm bad at the mobs. I need training.
I need big training. I was thinking, I was thinking like QSMP, you go on there and you,
You know, yeah, well, there was like purgatory in there.
You put some shit up too, right?
I need like crazy.
Oh, it's purgatory.
Yeah.
I don't know, but I forgot to fight people.
So yeah, you need training.
And so they're like, oh, OK, dude.
No, you're genuinely talking to the best PPP coach
in the world on Iran, like just not even not even
exaggerating, not even joking.
The best there ever was.
I actually need training big time.
We need to run it.
I only have 1,500
Oh green one finally
Where was the straw hole? Wasn't it super close?
We'll be at the loose elimination against KTB
Oh my god
You'll be playing music in the lower bracket
First round
KT mentioned
He was just way faster and he only had 8 hours to train and he is bad.
You know what?
He's done so so well for 8 hours.
Guys, not only GZ in chat but W in chat for music genuinely like under such little time.
Yeah, he saved my bacon.
He saved my genuine bacon.
You're gonna do so much better in this game KC.
The only thing that made me sad about last game?
Yeah.
Oh
Sorry, no, it's okay. The only thing that made me sad about last game is that you didn't get to play more if that makes sense
like I
Felt it's quite the
In that cycle, you know. Yeah. No, I know what you mean like I
Didn't even get into the Bastion so it was like damn. I didn't get to show off my skill level exactly
But that's okay, but this next one is gonna be so much bad
It's it I think I've watched almost every game today. I think you've got the worst seed of all of them
Which is unlucky, you know, that's the way that it goes sometimes
That's life, but next one is gonna be much better. I'm sure
Yeah, also remember that music if he beats us next game he is he's coached by the rap shoot by the way
Don't forget that
I thought that was incredible. When you ran in there, hit the anchor, bumped it up, I was like, whoa.
At least I put the mid and mid offs.
That's what I was going for, but like...
You know? I was just hitting them too early.
Yeah, it's okay.
She'll like that happens.
At least it's like, yeah, she's like pretty fucking mid.
Like, I finally found someone for my tournament.
What's on him, it?
KTB!
I'm sorry, I thought it was good to have to go home tomorrow.
I'm just saying you've got to fix heaven.
Good luck, Phil. I think it'll be a really good match at the end of the day.
Wait, I'm excited for that one. That's awesome.
That's awesome.
No, because I'm gonna be sad because they both like each other and it's not like a rival.
I'm not gonna be sad instead of happy.
No, listen, Mid-Offs is good vibes. We're about good vibes.
So, wait, how many matches in total mine now?
Can I not be at the end of the day?
One.
Can you not be at the end of the day?
A production.
Is that doable?
I've been live for six hours.
Wait, okay, that's crazy.
Yeah.
Let's have fun, guys.
Yeah, that is true, sorry.
Yeah, sorry, Green.
Do you want to do any practice?
Hello, I just wanted to end stream because I've been streaming too much and I just need
some like, decompression time where I'm not constantly trying to, I'm thinking about
keeping a bunch of TikTok kids entertained.
Hello Theo.
I'll probably do a couple more runs though, I just want to do some offline practice.
Not only that, but honestly, I should just take a walk, dude.
I should just take a walk.
That sounds so good right now.
My recommendation for you is just like,
get a good night's rest.
You can go to sleep early and start
training after you have a normal day,
because all of these days have not been normal.
10 hours of training every day.
You've done almost all you can.
So after this, it's just time to focus on your game.
You didn't do very well.
I'm trying to leave.
Should I do a whole round or should I do something else?
I'll see you guys later, I'm going to take a walk.
Bye!
We can do whatever you want, Kate.
Honestly, I'm down for whatever.
I don't know what would be the best...
Maybe we can keep practicing the blaze stuff if you want.
Okay.
Bastion practice? No, because Kay knows the Bastions. I'm confident in that. It's just
a, yeah. Terrain nav? No. No, because you can't practice terrain nav in 30 minutes.
Like it's impossible. All this you have to do is just keep listening to what I tell
her to do. It's just like... It's about intuition, but you can't... You know,
just because I've been playing longer I guess.
Is that? Where's that music coming from you?
Oh yeah sorry that's my screen shot.
No no you're good you're good. I'll mute it I'll mute it.
I was just like so confused.
Yeah you can just do the fortress I guess.
You know what? No no.
Leave this. I want you to make a new world
new world and throw Fortress Enter, the barrel down. We're going to do the rest of the run
from the after the bash. So X1 and then do Fortress Enter, yeah.
I think it should be like the top one.
Top or the bottom one.
Nice. Okay.
So, uh, wide here, it should be to your right.
To your right from here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that.
Okay.
Uh, this is the good side.
I want you to, um, make your way over.
You see the spawner?
It's like right below you.
Yeah.
Uh, open your inventory.
Uh, okay.
I just want you to pull into the spawner.
There's a... yes, I... I think I want you to pearl like here.
Oh wait, there's one even more closer below you.
Look down.
There's a blaze portal.
Oh.
That is a blaze portal.
Wait, no, no it's not.
Okay, I just got bailed by the blaze.
I want you to throw a pearl to that mushroom.
Look at the... look at the... look at the bridge.
do you see that mushroom?
Oh yeah, what the fuck? That's a mushroom?
Yeah, I want you to throw a pole over there and then stack up two blocks in the middle of the highway to kill all those other scouts.
Right here?
Yeah.
Oh, don't worry.
Do you remember that thing that I told you where you can like, pole upwards and then like, flick all the way down and place a thing on here?
You could try to get that.
It's like this?
More at an angle. Like, not load, uh, no, less, it's like, not straight up, but just slightly not straight up.
That makes sense. Yeah, like, like that.
Okay.
No, that's too close.
Okay.
Yeah. Nice. Okay, well you did it.
Um, there's gonna be a little discussant next to you on your right, well, left, left, right.
Okay.
Um, you can stack out one block, bridge out, then stack up.
Where's he gone?
He's motherfuckers.
Okay, uh, he's that.
Okay, let's bridge one block towards him, and then you can create him from here.
Alright, uh, splash your fire arrows on your 7 slot, and I want you to kill these
blazes on your right.
Don't worry about him, he's dead now, he's like gone, he's dead to you.
Alright, kill this guy, nice, alright, you can mine out the portal, but first eat.
Okay, I think they're about to spawn step back
Yes, you'll find your fun you can just kill them but you
another two minutes before that was the blaze somebody put this in like post it
and say my run
nice okay you're talking too close to the beat room at two blocks feel like
here you're good and they were touching and here you're good and they were
Nice. Nice. And no more. Nice. Alright, mine out.
Oh my god! What? One of my...
Like, okay, so when I moved to Brighton, I started to like make friends with like one streamer, right?
Yeah.
Um, like, I moved it just to be, like, just to hang out with my stream friends.
Like a normal friend.
Like a normal friend, right?
Yeah.
What?
Remember, I've been, I've been streaming since I was 14.
So like, all of my friends are streamers.
And she just messaged me and said,
I just wanted to say as a, as a KTB stan,
I'm dying at the clips from your streams together.
Awwww!
Which is so cute.
I didn't even know that she knew who you were.
Like, she's just like a, a fully normal person.
I'm falling over a person and she lost me with the puck.
Are you sure?
Not so far.
Oh, it's flash fires.
Look down at the flash fires.
I actually, after this mid-offs, like, I will get a sub-30 run.
I actually feel so much more comfortable with the game.
I'm telling you, okay, that's your marathon.
That you're like, okay, I'm gonna plan to take it for the second day.
you'll be done in like five hours.
Like if I just go run after run, I mean.
Ah yes, kill this guy, he dropped, you can leave.
Nice, I was gonna wear this one on the other side.
Okay, and then I would build my portal.
Yes, you can build it, we're finishing the run.
Okay.
I feel like I say that's good awareness too much
It is a one of your fave coms, but I like it. Well, I just say it makes sense like everyone
You're improving at the game. Yeah, every every coach has like their thing that they say when like someone does something that they like
You know, it's like beautiful or something
yeah just take an awareness I say brilliant brilliant yeah okay I want you to imagine what I'm going to do
uh oh you need to do that again I need to make my eyes yes
Oh, what the fuck?
It's fine.
It's just in the way, in this particle, yeah.
Okay.
Yep, it's plus eight, so right eight.
Nice.
Page.
Eight.
go find the eyes. Go find the eyes first. Yep, that's your right. Towards the water
to your right here. Yep, and then you can eat once, splash fire us again and we're going
into the uh...
get ready to learn strong
open f3 and press f3
fine minus six
it's like
forward it's like
where the portal is it's dead to your right like ninety degrees to your right
towards the fort down that highway like it's this it's it's really this way like
just keep going so the way that you're running now it's straight that way
you can just take the above terrain if you don't want to go there not here go
back to where you were in place order and you could like go over the hill
Okay, just ignore that guy, just run faster, you're faster than me here.
Okay?
Jump up on this side and like keep running.
Yep.
Now I want you to like stack up.
Stack up.
Yep, and then go keep going.
Go like where you were.
Like where you were running to.
Alright, F3C.
Alright.
You just need to keep running like dead to your left here, not like that way.
Just run past this guy, you're faster than him.
I want you to pull like, just pull to your backwards, like backwards from where you're on.
That way?
No, no, no, like towards the bone block, like that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that way.
Just jump through, nice.
Oh, you might die.
No, you're fine.
Whoa, I know.
Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a fucking scouts in next year. Okay, keep running. Uh, keep following this soul sand
Keep running on the soul sand. No, no the the brown the backwards backwards backwards backwards that around yes last that way
All right, you have your soul speed so you don't have to jump you can just run along. Okay
Well, Gigi, okay?
No, you're it's not Gigi. Oh
Oh
It's cuz I hit fucking after I get on the soul sand. I'm not sprinting after so I have to like sprint
It's okay
It's so okay
It's okay
Let me open cover three that's seven minutes into the game wait they might have
fuck it let's just do my next run fuck it
i don't think we have time
no i'm saying like
the next run for the mid-october
like fuck it let's just go into it
fuck it
let's just fuck it
fuck it
i'm just watching the match if you want to watch
Yes, let me grab something.
Hello, Katie Scherp.
I'm just watching the game.
Oh, they're doing lute.
I like this right where it's here, isn't it?
What are you eating champions gotta eat cinnamon twist
Wait, I haven't had dinner
Maybe I should do the uber eat segment. Oh, yeah
Not not be bad
Are you saying lying?
Are you guys watching Tubbo, watching Ed Twa and Jeremy?
Yeah.
Watch Maxing?
Um.
I'm going to miss Team Hacks Muckbangs.
Yeah, I know.
It's just us two, but.
Yeah.
Wait no I really want five guys but my rumour is allergic to peanuts and they make everything
with peanuts.
What?
So you can't even like have it in the, at all?
No.
Once I had chicken saute because I didn't know it had peanuts in it and I came home
and she was like don't come near me until you brush your teeth.
She was like I can smell it in the air.
No way.
I was like, what?
I'll take this Taco Bell for off.
Okay, do you think they can invite me to the Mid-Offs until I win a game?
If you didn't play at all, you technically would be eligible for the next season.
Wait, if I didn't play at all?
Because technically the the requirement for mid-offs is that you don't have a sub 15 PB before play
But oh
You don't want to be a super senior Katie
You don't want to go again. You don't want to go again and be like it's my second time in the mid-ups
It's my second time because I absolutely got fucked it in the ass the first time
No, you're gonna win the next game I believe that and I'm a streamer and I'm a streamer so
since joining the mid-offs I have
Had the worst clip of my voice come out I
Have had the worst craft imaginable
and I absolutely fucked up my first run.
I lost a 1v1 to a sheep, so I'm trying to think about...
Oh, that day was actually too funny.
You lost a 1v1 to the sheep.
Oh, fuck.
We need to join pre-match
Do you remember the VC?
I'll do it for you though, but we have to join. Oh, yeah
Well
Here we go chat chat, I'm gonna close you chat. I'm gonna close you my second run, okay
Yeah, I'm rooting for you, but obviously I'm rooting for my guy first, but yeah,
Oh absolutely, absolutely 100%
Music if I gifted if you just jump off the end island
No, no, you're not right me. You're not right me. No
Mate you gotta buy buy him a stream deck I'll go to stream deck bro. That's what you're gonna buy
I'll give you I'll give you a stream deck dude
I did I did when I first died in the last much
I did kind of want to just build a house
Like I didn't I didn't want to like ruin it
Guys you ready for the veto? Yes already. Are you looking at my screen? Yeah. Yes. Cool. All right spinning the wheel
Katie the first or second
We'll pick
We'll go first
Cool will ban very treasure
Very true is gone
We're banning shipwreck
Shipwreck is going with body room pool
We're getting rid of the temple
Finish
Your skills I want to make sure you have a good game
I've coached you so I know I know what's good for you
I appreciate that.
Feel free to hop in our VC too, I'm gonna give it to you, you know.
No.
Forget about him, it's all good.
Yo, Loki, what if I join him on my mobile phone and then the other one and like, actually
just like, and call it easy.
Hold on, let me kind of...
No!
You both my students, like, you know, like, I coach both of you.
I watch you both.
No, no, no, no!
We look at each other.
I watch Katie Groff from this entire week.
this entire week.
Meezy, I want you to go up for eight hours, okay?
That is true.
I've seen my last moments.
I have.
I've seen her.
She almost broke her monitor out of anger management problems.
I really sure it was really scary.
It was really scary.
I was just an evil skater.
Scared yourself about it.
Yeah.
I want the best one.
Thank you.
Best of luck.
Yeah.
Best of luck.
Best scene win.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Good night.
Good luck. Yeah
Yeah, I sounded sweet as sugar in the call, but trust me
Hey, do you think I was intimidating I think you had a war. Yeah
What was I going to say? Make sure your ninja brain box reset.
Yes, I just reset it actually. Bye bye chat!
Oh, I mean you can keep it open for a bit more. The game's not even started yet.
Oh, okay. Not bye chat. They're still going on their run?
Yeah, I think it's while my win. Okay chat here
I mean my truth we're out of here. I did a true thrill so
That's your fuel all that matters is I set my PB today, so it doesn't matter
It's fucking exactly
How did it's well come back from the shot I thought he was losing back
I
Was wrong old fuck so it goes though. Yeah, look he's all up in that stronghold
That's what should really go down worst part
Oh my god, wait was my match cinema
Wait, why did he do that?
Why did he do what?
Like he exploded a creeper next to the nether portal which explodes the nether portal.
It only explodes the purple bit, not the obsidian and yeah
Yeah, Jeremy about to win this I think so yeah
Jeremy
Welcome to the mid-offs. Wait is this loser's bracket or no?
Yes, so you would play one of these tomorrow. I think
Maybe I'm wrong
Maybe you play one of the other ones
I'm amazed by everybody's time these people are good
in there yeah like in between like 15 and 20 like damn yeah they're absurd
what are these people playing this what the game yeah without me like actually
I don't know. It's horrible though. Is he digging down? Is this the stronghold?
No, okay. I'm gonna say. He's getting stone tools. Oh, that's wild.
So, do I do my axe a weird way?
No.
I'm noticing everyone crafts it the other way.
Wait, you craft it on the right or the left?
On the right side.
Everyone does it on the left side.
I think I do it.
Oh, I might do it on the left.
It's like normal.
I can't remember which way I do it anymore.
Yeah, if it's while loses this, he's out.
Is he going to the stronghold?
Yeah, he's swimming all the way there.
But it's far. It's like 2,000 blocks.
Nice, Jeremy's about to win.
Oh, he doesn't do the thing that you do with the middle click.
He does scroll.
yeah scroll wheel scroll wheel
do you need a kiddie B-class W Jeremy for a twa fuck
he was a minute and 14 seconds ahead and he lost wait no he was a minute and
40 seconds ahead and then it's what was it's what was two and a half minutes ahead and he lost yeah
Jeremy's profile photos fire yeah or a profile pic right
Wait.
Not this, not this.
Frack it.
Yeah, you'd play Jeremy Frazier.
Wait, no.
You would play the winner?
Wait, oh, this is so fucking confusing.
I don't remember how this show works.
I would play the, that, I would play Jeremy.
No, you put yes, she plays Jeremy
No
No, right
Because Jeremy goes here and you go here somebody has to drop. Oh you play. Oh
Someone drops down. Oh
You would play calm or ghost here. No way you
You would play Sammy you asked why I go a philogrean
Okay
Wait, yeah, I
I'll probably be spectator tomorrow, but no, that's not true I
Believe that you can win okay, I know you don't believe in yourself. I believe in you
Every match is possible. There is like if you can beat anyone in ranked like
Thank you. Thank you
Here's the thing here's the thing to beat somebody in the mid-offs
I have to have my best fucking run ever
Yes, and you will.
It is not crazy, but...
You will have your best run ever, and I'm fucking ready for that, basically.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I used to be so devastated.
Oh, Jerry Ballas.
We never make it.
That's what we're singing in the first game.
And now you're on our way to greatness.
And now that ever took was patience.
I used to feel so devastated!
Is Hax coming back from this run?
Tell him to get back in here right now, I'm about to win it.
Tell him I'm about to win this one right now.
I don't think Hax is coming back.
But bro he might be dead at sea like I'm scared
I
This is the last game of the day, please.
I used to feel so devastated.
I've been in the game out for four hours.
This one?
Yeah.
Okay.
You just keep it going and going and going.
I'm the last game of the day, let's fucking go.
Let's fucking do it.
Um
All right, do you have this message me I said he might be a bit like not yet. Oh, yes
I do wait. I'll send it to you and no team chat
It's that
No, it's leaked today, so it's kind of a W chat.
I'm going to pee really quick, and then it's time to be ready.
Let's go!
Woo!
I didn't want to fuck with you, so you started it
Biggie came up, bought the husband, living in the lab of love since feeling like a man
You ain't no matured, and you wouldn't understand
Me put his overbearing, and you never want to dance
Me put him in for me standing in the stands
I did the wrong way back, man
Yeah, yeah
I used to feel so down to stay
He's just playing music the whole time
No, I'm not looking up the lyrics, what?
Stacking that cheddar cheese cake. Thank you guys for all the bits. Let's go second run last one of the day
um, and yeah
Guys, don't worry hypothetically speaking
Hypothetically
What
Max to be honest with you yeah I do have the nervous toots and it's I might have
to lay the candle in my room that's okay we have to go against each other
oh I'll try I'll try I'll try what wait who said that Shondria oh yes okay I'm
hoping for your big win today you're making it today I actually I want to
say this before my run like I would love to spectate tomorrow and be able to
fully coach Theo if that were the case I would not be upset I want everyone to
know I would not be upset if I lost if I wouldn't even be upset if all I could
had to do tomorrow was watching coach Theo yes you can I'm sure you can join
I don't see the problem no no I'm we're about to win this let's go all right
are you ready yes I'm ready all right type ready in the chat all right I'm
closing chat now
all right sorry we're playing village okay so first thing you're gonna do is
lift the blacksmith, and then from the blacksmith I'll tell you what to craft, and then, well,
after that, you know, we'll go to the level, and then everything else.
I can still feel some dust in me.
Alright, eyes wide open, it's time.
Okay.
Turn around, go towards the sand.
sand. You saw it, it's all the way on the right, the red logs. Okay, what I want you
to do is on the side here, can you punch for gravel? Yeah. I want you to punch for gravel.
Oh, okay, nice. Go up.
up and go towards the, it's the stone house. I can't tell which one it is yet, but it should,
it's this one to your right. Yep, I thought so. Nice. Open. It's behind you. Yep, okay.
Pickaxe. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Okay, we're gonna have to, we will have to kill
the golem, but I want you to make a iron axe. Actually, I want you to make, no
So yeah, I want you to make an Iron Shovel and some Shears.
Iron Shovel and Shears.
Ah.
Yes.
Yeah, and then dig down and go and get three stone.
Okay.
Dig straight down or no?
Yes, straight down.
That's fine.
Okay.
stone, a four if you're doing this strategy, yep and then stack up, nice, okay, just make
your axe, okay now we have to go and kill the iron golem, you're going to use the three
gravel to stack up to kill him, okay?
Okay, shall I take my graft job?
Yes please, and then look like, look around, you should hopefully find him, go more to
the right here.
Oh right here.
He's there.
Okay.
Hit him in the tunnel or just right here.
Just stack up next to him.
He's probably going to go up on the, yeah.
Oh, he's walking away.
Okay.
I want you to like go where he is and stack up next to him.
Or do you believe, wait, wait.
Do you want to do that thing where he's going to, yeah.
That's fine.
That's actually really good.
Yeah.
Get close to him in here.
Nice.
He's going to start, he's going to get up to you.
Yeah.
And then just go back.
Nice.
Wait, quit him please.
Fuck you!
It's fine.
Nice, okay. Now, what I want you to do is share this tree that's to the left of you.
Big, sheer, just get everything you have, but you know, don't hang on it too long.
You can even, yep, yep, yep, yep, you're going, you're going, you're going, you're going.
Okay, now I want you to mine off this tree.
like get all the work
do you see hay bales
and nobody in front of you is a wheat patch so we can just take all of the wheat
well you just killed the gold
i will use mine just a bit more of a tree
okay turn around and just what you're going to do is mine all of the wheat
okay with anything?
just anything
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you guys.
Okay, now I want you to, I want you to craft.
Craft, craft, stop here, craft.
And I want you to make a boat and also a bucket and oh wait,
that's actually not a lot of food.
Okay, we're gonna have to look for hay bales.
I want you to make a boat and also a flint and steel and also a bucket.
And then what you're gonna do is grab the water from this farmland.
Okay.
With the bucket.
You can take your crafting bunch, grab the water, and then we need to hit a hard wipe
and we're going to find hopefully some other shit.
Right here, right here.
Nice.
Okay.
Mind these hay bells and also look down at F3 whilst we're there, I fight them.
Okay.
What I want you to do is...
Want me to make the food?
Yeah make the food. You need to make the blocks yeah. Okay now sort out your food
situation like put your food in the yep and then I want mine this with your axe.
Hit a right here hit a left now like a hard like try and just find the
lava floor not don't go to the directions that you've already cleared so
like yeah take go this way it should be here it should be like right right
Right here.
Yes.
Okay.
Wood on bar.
Yeah, wood on bar.
And start doing it.
It's fine.
The Bastion is near the Nether Hunter.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Place two blocks in either of the lava bits.
Yep.
There.
Now extend one out.
As you do, like normal.
Yep.
Oh my god.
Uh, it's fine.
It doesn't matter.
No.
Just keep going.
Okay.
Make it like normal.
you're doing really good so far okay okay now make your L and no no you're
building it wrong you're building it wrong that's the wrong app you have to go
above the stone you can use the stone you have to break it okay yeah shoulders
you don't have to do the drainage okay break that fire that's fine replace
replace the block and then put the water nice go lava nice and then what I need to
mine the bottom stone replace it with lava and then pick up the lava again
and then mine the wood mine the wood mine the wood if that looked out look
No, not that, not that, not that, like, yes, that, mind that, I'm going to place it with lava, and then I'll take the water, and then put the water in the long pool, and then take the lava.
You can just do it on the side of the wall.
Then take your water, nice, and then, uh, slit and seal, and I want you to eat what's going through the pool.
Oh my God!
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, just jump back, go to the water, go to the water, go to the water, the water, the water!
Oh my God! Why did I do that?
Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, it's fine.
You're gonna do okay.
It's fine, it's fine.
You place lava instead of flint and steel.
Just put the lava down.
Pick up the lava.
I'm not even nervous.
Put the flint and steel.
It's okay.
It's getting a bar.
Now scan where you're at for three,
but it should be quite neat.
Turn around.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's that way.
You're still at 40 spot, it's that way.
I want you to eat again.
It's right in front of you.
This is a bridge.
bridge I know you didn't want this one but I believe in you okay this is I want
you to actually mind yourself mind yourself your leaves you have leaves in
your inventory oh yeah leaves I forgot about that okay so it's the leaves and
just go to the chalice like bridge yeah you can take this side terrain a little
Okay. Nice. And off to the charlots. Yeah you can breach the diagonal if you want to remember.
She's scared me. Sorry I have to be quiet. Thank you for the money hanks. You're doing really good.
go ahead. You can be able to reach in stars there. Yeah, you see it. You can like jump
to it. I'm scared. Yes, fine. Fuck it up. Just mine, like usual. Romney, you need to make
your helmet when you're done. This is the bridge variation that has the far gap. Remember
that? Okay, the one that's already has the hole. The one that has one hole and
you have to just mine one. You're doing really good so far. Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's
fine. It's fine. Nice. Make yourself a helmet. And then there is a hoggle inside. You want
to lava him once you go past also gold blocks on bar so out your inventory and eat once
um gold block on bar okay eat once oh you can just pick up the cross pick it up okay
and then yeah you're gonna have to lava this guy okay just go down and like once you lava
him don't like don't keep killing yeah it's fine it's fine just eat your
outliver yeah I want you to run past that and start your bridge rap
yes just eat whatever you become hungry just hold that right now take the left
yep and start your bridge rap you'll find no just do your staircase not the
Not that not the zigzag one, but the normal one. Yep. Ignore the star. He's your friend in the game
Yes, throw a distraction gold
Just throw a gold. Yeah, so they get out of the way too close
Nice stuck up just eat again on RV cam. Um, I can do the leaves here or no
Yeah, you should be okay. Yes. I didn't know if they work
mine eat
Before you go
Just eat when I retan because we need a heal up
We're just watching this fire under you just put the fire under you don't worry. That's why it's fine. Just go this time
He'll hold right click. They'll be fine
Okay
Yeah, but that's just throw gold
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. You're doing really good. Stack up again and do the same thing again.
Like you have to stack up one and then stack up one more. One more. Lock up.
And then breach the leaves out. You know what you're doing. I know he's really annoying. It's okay. Just keep going.
everything
You can't be a champion without
Okay, what I want you to do is mine that side. Yes mind those blocks not the usual
No, no, no, no, it's fine. Just block the lava off. You see this lava above you. Just walk it off
With this I've got the source. It's a bit above. Yeah, just jump and block
Okay, whilst you watch your way, yeah, the source eat yes eat eat eat and you can open up the
the the bit
Yes down nice, okay now you can do your usual route you're doing really well
Just throw a gold
You're gonna do great
Just mind this and run and remember I'll throw another distraction gold actually
and break the block and
Run you can throw gold on the bridge if you need it's not necessary
Just go mine the hole and then drop the gold in it.
Yes, good, good, good awareness.
Sound drop, yeah.
Nice, really good, Katie. That was a great save.
It was unlucky that you got set on fire, but you're doing really, really, really well.
That guy is, uh, you want that guy to come into the hole.
So maybe like cancel and grattle him some gold, like throw it and then pick it up.
Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Hey buddy!
Nice. Hey buddy, come here!
Okay, you can drop it in the hole. You can drop it in the hole and you'll go there at this time.
Uh, other goal. Yes, perfect. Okay, now drop a little bit. Yes, and then, uh, yes, go, yep, yep, yeah, drop.
Okay.
And then grab all of them and then place a block above that.
Oh my god, if I go in this fucking hole.
It's fine, you have the boat.
Wait, Max, can you check if that's four bottom right? I can't tell.
Uh, yeah, it's not, I think that's the stop.
Okay.
Okay, and then, right here?
Uh, you need to loot the chests, yeah.
Right here? I'm free to loot them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, problems.
Okay. Yes, yes, yes, nice.
You're doing super well.
Uh, nice, nice, nice.
Okay, I'm gonna deal with the chests.
What should I take out?
Um, five charges cobblestone, all of the farm landshare in your first line.
Yeah, the leather, the two blocks on the top left, the magma cream bottom right, the leaves on your hopper, the bone blocks that are above the boots, then take crying obsidian, take obsidian, take string as well.
Don't worry about iron, just in case.
Don't worry about iron.
Wait, look at these boots in the inventory.
Yep, can you go pick the one that's the highest number?
Three.
That third one.
Yep.
Now replace those boots on your self, uh-huh, the enchanted ones, and then grab the traits.
So mine like a diagonal block, and then look out, and drop, okay drop that, drop the leather
and the iron nuggets.
I want you to drop the boots.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, it's looking pretty-
Move the accessor ring, we have everything.
Okay.
now actually think we should just buy that I want you to pie that you remember yeah okay
F3G show your random distance well yes shift F3F all the way down also I want you to yeah
refresh pie chart slowly grew up with F3F wait no no not yet F shift F3 to open pie
press F3 and then yeah there you go, slowly go up with F3F
nice now go down 4 and up 3 so down to 4 and up to 7
shift F3F and then up to 7 nice and then shift F3
and then shift F3 again okay now I want do you see where those piles are first
Now cross the chunk border that's in front of you, this one, and then cross towards that
chunk border that's next to the staff.
Now press F3F and go backwards and then go to the left, it's that way, okay nice.
So what you're going to do is it's, wait up here run the distance to 20.
What is that shift F3?
Oh no F3F just all the way up, you can just hop the A, you can just stop it.
Okay it's like back left of where you are I think.
So turn around, turn around, turn, take a right here, wait, wait, go back to the chest, and
I want you to-
It's in the direction of the chest.
Yes, this way.
It's this way.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going in this direction.
Look out, look out here, because you might be able to see it.
No, okay.
So I want you to splash Fire Rise and then just go in that direction.
Like you can pub.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can pub.
You have food, so it's fine.
Yeah, and a bit more to the right as well.
Yeah, yeah.
T straight so more to the right like a lot more take a hold right here. Yes. Yeah
You're doing really good Katie. Thanks
No, I know you're annoyed because the annoying stuff that you're actually playing really well
No, it's gonna be it's gonna be in front of you. Hopefully
Why 10?
Okay, it's probably going to be like you keep going that left direction.
It's going to be visible because he found the key.
Okay, it looks like down here.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, why'd my- no, no, I was- I was liking where you were looking.
Can you wide-macro here? I think you can see it. I think you can see it like right there. Wait.
No, no, it looks like... can you look towards the right? I think it's...
I need you to look the other way. Yeah. Oh, I actually can't see it. Okay.
What hacks? Do you have any suggestions?
I just open up three for a second. Honestly, if I can read the quadrants, my quality is not great though.
I should be more to the right if I'm not wrong, so try to go more to the right I think but I'm not 100% sure
Wait, Katie, I want you to like, hold down here
You see my screen? Hold down there
And then it should be like to your hard right where the opening is
Yeah, yeah, it should be like over here
Just keep going
Oh, I see it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, nice, nice, nice
Okay, I want you to resplash your fire as okay, and then make your way over that
You can just like yeah go over here, and then should I uh yeah, yeah keep keep like bridging over to the to this
You're gonna be good. I keep bridging out stop reaching out. Uh, yes
yes yes yes yes
okay nice you've hit it uh yeah go up stack up a little bit and then just take go in
oh yeah um just keep running um okay keep going this way i think it's like yes uh no i would go
Yes, it is this way so where the where the scars them is
How do I beat this guy?
You just have to crit him whilst walking backwards
Wait, fail, fail, fail, fail. It's like take a left here. Well, no go down down down those stairs actually
These two are nice. Okay. Sorry. It's confusing. No, no, no, no. Oh, no. Sorry. That was a miscom. That was a miscom
Just go to that intersection and look around
go towards that balcony that you saw I just want to and go to the intersection
towards the balcony and then look left and right yes you see that wait wait
they see that never work yeah yeah through this room yeah don't go up the
stairs just through the room yeah yeah yep you're going okay up those stairs
and it should hopefully bring it to the good side yeah yeah this is you
There's no way it's not this way, by the way.
Yeah.
We're going the right way.
It's here.
This is the good side.
OK.
There is a Winner's Council.
Like, oh, that's why I just crit him.
You have to crit him.
You could place, like, three blocks on the floor in a line,
and he can't come to you.
And then you can crit him.
Crit and run, or?
OK.
Uh, wait, OK.
I aggro him, and then you can place a not like that.
I can go around.
Oh, wait.
The same thing?
One closer to you, one closer to me.
This, though?
Wait, you need to trigger him.
Can I just hit him off?
Yeah, you can hit him off.
Oh.
Maybe not at the angle.
Wait, punch him.
Oh, wait, he's got a young kid.
He might actually be stuck.
I can't see him.
Yeah, punch him.
Okay, keep going towards that glowstone.
Yeah, run past.
Are you clear of this intersection?
Look for the smaller one?
No.
It should be towards this glowstone.
I think.
I can't tell if the quality's fine.
How do I...
Break it.
Without anything.
Just look around this intersection.
section. Oh right here. Alright. Retrain fire resistance. We ran out. Okay, KT. What I'm
gonna do, I want you to crawl off two beds. Do you remember when I told you the double
blaze bed? No, we're not doing double. I don't think it's fine. Just kill the blazes
and we can mine out the spawner, don't worry. Okay. I don't know. I think she could
do it, but it'll be fine. Because we don't have that much food. I'd rather not save
you're doing great yeah just mind the floor and you'll get
I'll blow a spawn to your right if you want to kill it, use my corner on the run
oh my god
why not?
no you can hit him from here just hit him
I know but I'm scared I'm gonna lose
and again?
should I eat?
break the fire on top
eating is good
if you don't have a free cock, just go for it
okay, uh, run back
nice, and you can kill these guys
grab my two blocks
yep
uh, that fire might catch it
ah, it's okay
just keep mine
there's one back, there's one back, you got it
keep mine in
free, there's laser beams still
Okay
Nice and keep killing
It's okay two blocks there
You break that fire before killing the last guy the fire that's in the
Because he might drop it the blazer on the foot. Okay. No, it's fine. No, it's fine. You did the right thing
Okay, it's fine. It's fine keep fighting
the next walker just in from under that there you go okay I want you to build
your ball and we're gonna go measure the eye yes nice that with obsidian
remember don't make my mistake yeah
you going
mine up and then okay now now you have to craft your things I'm not like that
That's fine, just take it.
There you go, it's fine.
Just right click it with anything but that.
Yep, shift out, nice, all right.
All right.
You forgot to do this in the actual middle,
is it up more?
Yes, yeah, it's up more, but it's gonna be fine.
Because my sensitivity is like so high now.
You're fine.
Again, a bit more to the right.
Can you see it? A bit more to the left.
Right there.
That's it. That's good. Is that 3?
Yes. It's 1 to 2 and then it's on the third.
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Unforce. F3C.
Plus 3.
Oh, minus. Wait. Yeah, plus 3. Yeah, 1, 2, 3.
Nice. Okay. Unforce.
Unthin.
Unh.
I forbid get the eye
There's both that nice perfect game right kill the brick the boat I wait to the special fire rise and then we're going back in
Okay, I
Want you to like make your beds was like
We're doing really good
Nice
Um, yeah they're a bit scary but you can try and crit them back.
Ow, fucking many!
There's a lot, but it's fine, this is good for you.
More is better.
Nice.
Nope, that's one.
Uh, you have to drop something to pick that up.
Like, just drop the thing that's next to your, um, fire resistance.
Nice, okay.
Keep killing.
There's one on the top right here you need to kill first.
Top right from here.
I think he's not doing it.
No.
He's okay, don't worry.
Just stay alive.
He's not the way it sounds, don't worry.
Just keep killing.
We're doing really well.
Okay, Z.
Don't worry.
E.
Ah yeah, keep killing.
Yeah, just keep killing them nice
Just you need one more wrong you can kill this guy
I like you Katie
That was really strong though that was on pace to be your best run ever
I don't get to play it out no, I know it's out
Thank you guys for coaching me. Thank you hacks for joining even while you're on the boat
No worries Katie. That was such a good run. Thank you. Thank you. I think I think I maybe missed the four
I think like as a bash and we maybe could have saw it, but I wasn't sure my quality is too bad
I'm sorry. No, you're good. I mean, I just wanted to have a good run not dying
So that was actually a good one.
Yeah, you played super well.
You should be super proud of yourself.
Yeah, thank you.
You were on PB pace in the tournament.
Like, come on.
There's nothing more that you could ask for.
Oh, you did my best.
You did your best.
Yeah.
That's all you had to do, honestly.
Yeah, even with...
There's just so much pressure in the tournament,
but don't worry, you did so well.
Like the fact...
I know.
The fact that we bounced back after the first seed,
like we had what like two, three deaths or something.
And then this seed, we just played a full,
like I think had they got a bit more unlucky,
like us in that first seed,
if they died or something, we got 100% could have won.
Like if this was full, toward us mindset,
like we played really well for our strategy.
And it was, it was just unfortunate that like just needed.
Yeah, they didn't have a good run.
Yeah, they didn't just have a good run as well.
But don't worry, you did so good.
Thank you.
With like all the pressure that was great.
You guys are the best coaches.
I'm glad we got to train this week
and I got to learn from two goats.
So I'm gonna just keep watching them.
But I'll have to watch for Theo, root for Theo,
but thank you guys.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, hoping that Theo keeps winning,
we can keep watch buying,
and then you can even join in the,
I guess you don't wanna join in the calls one,
because it's bad to watch the whole program.
Yeah, it's better to watch live,
but I'll just be in there,
and even I'll just keep doing some runs,
honestly myself, so I can keep improving.
Yeah, what was that, like 25 minutes?
I think that was Musi's PB.
So like, you guys were both played super well.
Like you guys should be both really proud of yourselves.
Thank you, D'Rapchu, thank you.
D'Rapchu?
D'Rapchu, D'Rapchu, D'Rap.
Thank you.
Oh, was he in your chat?
Yeah, he's in my chat, he's in my chat.
I thought you called me D'Rapchu.
Oh no.
What's he gonna say?
Hello, Katie, I wanna say, I just need to say,
every, we were like, everyone in the watch party
we were rooting for you.
Please keep speed running.
Like, I'm like, I think you should keep learning.
Like, it would be so cool to see you guys go,
because you have so much potential, you've learned so much.
I know it really sucks, but you did so good,
and your coaches believe in you,
and dude, watching you interact with hacks and hacks,
and seeing you lock in and do so good,
like you did so great,
and I hope you don't beat yourself up
because that was such a good run.
You were doing so good, and it sucks.
It was so amazing, I don't know,
I just really wanna say, I know how it feels.
That's so sweet, thank you.
Yes, no, I was disappointed in my first one,
but that's the one I'm happy with,
because I didn't die, so.
It was so good.
That's so nice. I appreciate you, ghost. You're so sweet.
No, of course. I just want to say it, but like, keep speed running.
I will! No, I have an addiction now. It's so fun.
Yes! Okay. I'm so glad. Okay, so I'm going to say it. Okay, bye.
Bye.
Oh, wholesome. Team wholesome. That's so sweet.
Yeah, you played so good. I mean, I couldn't have asked for more.
I honestly, I had people mess, like, not people messing with me, but I had people
telling me in my chat and like saying that KB wouldn't put in the time because she's busy.
She could, I would be surprised if she even got a sub one hour. You were on sub 35 pace
in like a huge tournament last week, one week ago from today. I taught you how to, to,
to shift. It was insane. Yeah, I know. I didn't even know how to shift, drop shoes.
Katie, dude, you did so good, bro. Yeah, you actually did so good. Yeah, that was like,
That was actually a decent run for me. So shout out. Yeah.
Shout out. Yeah.
So killed it. That was his PB. It wasn't it?
That was his new PB. Yeah. That was his third round ever.
Like that's his third third game beaten ever. Yeah. Oh. Oh.
Yeah. He's never beaten the game before. That was the third time he did.
Oh, yeah.
There's definitely a little position.
That's not the right thing to say.
Oh, sorry.
I don't think.
Sorry. No, I meant like, no.
I know you didn't mean it.
I'm like, you did a really good job.
of like, I've watched you this week, okay?
As your third coach, you brought me in with welcome arms.
Well, I did.
You did amazing, okay?
No, you were amazing.
Thank you for helping coach a little bit on the side
to add the best coaching staff.
And, of course, of course, so.
Hopefully I made you guys proud-ish.
Of course.
No, you made me proud.
Seeing you on the sidebar,
like seeing you in the advancement tab
being like fortress at 20 minutes,
I'm like, dude, okay, this is this huge,
this is actually big.
Yeah, that's good, bro. That's good. I'm very happy to you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you
Yeah, that's still anyone else tomorrow. We got there, right? It's the most fun. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, so not the entire team's gone out yet. Who's gonna win by the way? So one of us one of us is gonna win this
Yeah, that I'm really excited for so you gonna be able to coach tomorrow
Hopefully I'll still be on I think on Sunday
I'll be back home around like an hour after the tournament starts
So if Theo makes it that far, I should be back.
But tomorrow I'll try my best.
I'll still be on the boat though.
Always on that day.
You're on a boat.
Yeah. Damn, bro.
That's sick.
Hey, well, look, I'll be here tomorrow
to help your coach, am I right, guys?
I'm still team. I'm still team.
I'm still team.
I'll be around you.
Yeah, that's me, bro.
Hey, dude, hacks.
I never DM'd you.
I saw that tweet.
Someone sent me a clip being like, it doesn't feel right.
The draft is on V.C. with us.
I really appreciate that.
It made me cry for about two hours.
So thanks for that.
Yeah, I was crying.
I felt so I felt so welcome and loved.
And I was like, oh, man, that's just making me feel a little giddy and stuff.
Yeah. So.
Table raided me.
Oh, you think because I was bad?
Oh, no.
Thank you.
But hey, thank you so much.
Yes, I don't know if you're going to be here tomorrow to react, but I am.
Okay
We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna hang tomorrow then hey max. I'll see you in the coaching sessions
Hacks, yeah, you just be hacks and stay on that boat bro. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I'll replace. I got you
Why
Yes, K. Oh wait, I was just gonna say it was so good
That was a fun day, honestly.
You completely exceeded my expectations.
Nobody that I spoke to was telling me that I shouldn't aim for you to get a sub 30 minute
the whole week.
Everyone was like, no, it's really hard.
I was like, no.
That is crazy.
I think that from the first day I was like, you couldn't do it.
I really think that you can do it.
I think that you're one game away from hitting your sub 30 every time.
Yep.
You're so so much better than you were last week. I have a lot of stuff
I could improve on and when I just craft a little bit faster become a little bit
Have a little bit more game sense. Oh
I wouldn't be able to be invited to the mid-off so I'm gonna have under 15 minutes
Facts facts. I'll be like getting drafted for assistant coach
We're sending you as a super senior next season. Yeah
No, it's great. You were 16 times faster this week than you were last week.
Yeah, I know. And it literally took me 8 hours to beat the game one day.
Exactly. Thank you Molly! Thank you Fallen! Thank you Tubbo! Thank you Raiders! Thank you guys!
We all everybody in the mid-offs is rating me. What do I even guys? What do we even tell them? What is just saying like thank you?
Thank you guys story Katie hold your head high you you improve so much. I'm so proud. I hope you had fun
Yeah, I'm so proud especially that last seat. I feel like you didn't die at all
It's just unfortunate, it's Tubbo's fault for rigging the bracket, that's all I'll say, but...
Yeah, well that was a pretty good one, obviously he rigged it, so it's like what can you do, and he rigged my first seed as well, like you could tell, but it's just...
Yeah, yeah, classic Tubbo, but I'm so proud, I gotta give up, I gotta have a bet, it's so late, I'm so proud.
Alright, see you Hacks, thank you so much for getting here, I appreciate it.
See you Taur.
No problem.
Bye.
Bye bye.
Oh, you got Village and Bridge. Oh, no, Tubbo, my first one. My first seed, Tubbo.
It's more when you hear it from the number one player than me.
Yeah, Tubbo, you put that gas there, buddy. You're not slick. You're not slick, Tubbo.
You put that gas down and I know it. Oh, no, W, Tubbo. Thank you, thank you, and
Molly in Fulham for the raid.
Shout out Hacks and Max.
My coach is so fun.
Max, my mid-off journey's over.
I can't believe it felt like only yesterday
that we joined the first call.
It's been like 60 hours of us streaming together this week.
I know.
I don't think I've ever streamed this much in a week ever.
No, me either.
Apart from when I did a sub-a-thon,
but that doesn't really count.
Yeah.
Yeah, I streamed more this week than I did last month.
Yeah, but it was so worth it. I would do it all again in a heartbeat. Yeah, honestly
Everyone's feeling emotional nostalgic, but guys, there's still two more days
I'm really gonna be live the next two days to watch the rest of the games cheer Theo on
I'll probably just do some fuck-ass runs in the middle. So don't even be emotional. Thank you, Jackie Chan. Thank you
Thank you, John with the big five
Wow
Yeah, it's been so good
Yeah, and then my PvP journey is gonna
That's true. Yeah, and then like when Purgatory starts you'll be distracted from the PvP and you just beat the game
And everyone's like how does she have an Elytra? Yeah, we're like well
Yeah, knit offs. Yeah, whatever that means. Oh
Elytra is like the wings that you get in the end
You ever see people fly in Minecraft?
Like this is what I mean
She doesn't know what a lighter is but she knows what ninja brain boy is like this is actually insane. You did so good
I don't know what the fuck that is but
Whatever that means
Thank you Fulham
Thank you Fulham, I'm the fucking your fucking student
Felt this down into the lower bracket. Yeah, he's only saying that because fucking Phil's a destroyed shit. Fuck shit
No, you were first in another split, so never forget that.
Oh my god, how much aura would have been I was first in another split.
Wait, they popped up the splits after, didn't they?
Somebody switch out just the top bit and crop it.
Oh my god, I feel the aura.
That was so fun.
Okay.
Yeah.
I was last game.
Well, start again tomorrow at the same time.
Same time, yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna hop on around then since I don't have to do any training or anything.
Wait, that's so, I was just about to say, if you want to do more training, but we can't do that.
Yeah, you know, you got to fully focus on Theo tomorrow, but I'll just do my own runs on the side maybe, or just watch you coach Theo.
But we'll get more runs in.
Yeah, I'm sure.
You still got to train me to get my sub 30.
That's true. We could do 30 hours for a sub 30.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. It's been so good. And it was a very unlikely pairing for us four.
I know.
You and Theo especially, like it's, you know, that's a duo that I just made up.
Yeah.
And it worked out in the end that it's been so fun. I think that what Hax said earlier is true.
The real time that you win the Mid-Offs is when, is the team that has the most fun and we definitely have the most fun.
I agree. We've actually, it's been so good.
and being in the causal week has been so fun.
Yeah, okay, well, I don't even know what I want to do.
Yeah, I gotta go hop off.
I've been sitting down for too long.
My back is killing me.
I took like five shits today,
ordered food 40 times.
Fuck you, Tubbo.
Look what you've done to her.
She's been shitting 40 times, though.
Honestly though, I'm gonna be like, whew.
I'm feeling like.
I feel like a feather right now, so I might blow away.
Okay, K.E., I'll see you soon.
Alright, peace.
See you tomorrow.
Bye!
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