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How the fuck does this go back?"}, {"start": 155.44000000000003, "end": 161.92000000000002, "text": " Um, yes, I am at Sassy Stewie's set up. Maybe I failed to mention we are both going on the trip."}, {"start": 161.92000000000002, "end": 168.12, "text": " Let's go, W. We are both gonna be out of town, so no streams from either of us."}, {"start": 169.12, "end": 171.12, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 171.52, "end": 173.16000000000003, "text": " Shocker."}, {"start": 173.16, "end": 177.07999999999998, "text": " Comment if you're shocked. Subscribe if you're not shocked."}, {"start": 178.6, "end": 184.28, "text": " GIF 5 if you're not shocked. Can we see her? She's taking her dog Blue on a walk right now."}, {"start": 184.28, "end": 190.84, "text": " But you can see a memory of her. This mucher than she made me. Yes, I'm fucking back! I'm back!"}, {"start": 190.84, "end": 204.24, "text": " infinite money glitch thank you all subbies and re-subbies by the way oh my god not"}, {"start": 204.24, "end": 211.12, "text": " I'm not we're not we will actually give thing not people actually give thing I'm"}, {"start": 211.12, "end": 217.32, "text": " gonna thank you for the five emack with the five z-ply DNA for the five um how"}, {"start": 217.32, "end": 225.32, "text": " long as my trip so our trip we're all going on a trip I today's yes the blanket"}, {"start": 225.32, "end": 229.07999999999998, "text": " is still up it's so much better in here I've been telling sassy get black out"}, {"start": 229.07999999999998, "end": 232.4, "text": " curtains get black out curtains and instead she put up a fucking trolls"}, {"start": 232.4, "end": 240.28, "text": " blanket but I don't care we are going on a trip we're going on a trip and a"}, {"start": 240.28, "end": 244.56, "text": " favorite not vlogging it nope this is gonna be fully offline because I am"}, {"start": 244.56, "end": 249.14000000000001, "text": " I'm also doing some a little bit of work on the trip as well"}, {"start": 249.14000000000001, "end": 254.32, "text": " So it kind of already is like a work thing, but I want to take a couple days to just relax and chill and"}, {"start": 255.78, "end": 260.48, "text": " Yeah, you guys will know when we get there. I don't I knew I don't want anybody to hop on my flight and"}, {"start": 261.22, "end": 263.22, "text": " Come track me down"}, {"start": 264.34000000000003, "end": 269.34000000000003, "text": " I thought she said it was a family trip. 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I know even I'm like wow"}, {"start": 326.1, "end": 334.26000000000005, "text": " like I genuinely what are we going to do what's something we can do to like to like"}, {"start": 334.26000000000005, "end": 337.5, "text": " pass the time I don't know"}, {"start": 344.82000000000005, "end": 352.74, "text": " cry and sleep and watch tiktok cry and watch sleep and watch tiktok rock paper"}, {"start": 352.74, "end": 361.86, "text": " scissors is that what I think it means cool crew to cook we root show thank you"}, {"start": 361.86, "end": 371.3, "text": " for the bits happy birthday let's go oh my god go to school oh no oh no that's"}, {"start": 371.3, "end": 375.54, "text": " really sad okay so it doesn't really look like anybody's gonna be having a"}, {"start": 375.54, "end": 381.82, "text": " fun time while I'm gone but on the bright side I'll be back eventually"}, {"start": 381.82, "end": 390.86, "text": " you know I'm so sorry but I will be back eventually so who get pregnant oh my"}, {"start": 390.86, "end": 402.82, "text": " gosh only procreate if it's to have a Katie beef and so yeah um yeah so I be"}, {"start": 402.82, "end": 407.02, "text": " gone for what it's it's like 12ish days but I'll be live for one time in the"}, {"start": 407.02, "end": 410.78, "text": " middle of it I give you a little bit of a little bit of a sneak peek I'll come"}, {"start": 410.78000000000003, "end": 415.6, "text": " back for one day and then I'll dip. So yeah, but it's going to be an amazing time. Make"}, {"start": 415.6, "end": 419.54, "text": " sure in the meantime you could follow me on Instagram the one and only K2B follow me on"}, {"start": 419.54, "end": 424.42, "text": " Tiktok real K2B follow me on Tiktok fake K2B follow me on YouTube real K2B follow me on"}, {"start": 424.42, "end": 434.66, "text": " Spotify K2B vaults watch the vaults on twitch real K2B on twitch. That'd be proud. Um,"}, {"start": 434.66, "end": 439.36, "text": " So yeah, but when I get back, guys, I will be changed."}, {"start": 439.36, "end": 440.32000000000005, "text": " I'll be better than ever."}, {"start": 440.32000000000005, "end": 443.32000000000005, "text": " We'll be bigger and better and better."}, {"start": 443.32000000000005, "end": 444.48, "text": " I'll come back sexier."}, {"start": 444.48, "end": 446.04, "text": " We're all gonna be sexier."}, {"start": 446.04, "end": 448.64000000000004, "text": " We're all gonna be cooler."}, {"start": 448.64000000000004, "end": 450.76000000000005, "text": " We're all gonna be streamer."}, {"start": 450.76000000000005, "end": 453.68, "text": " We're all gonna be taller."}, {"start": 453.68, "end": 454.84000000000003, "text": " We're all gonna be,"}, {"start": 458.92, "end": 460.04, "text": " what else?"}, {"start": 462.08000000000004, "end": 462.92, "text": " As well."}, {"start": 463.62, "end": 465.62, "text": " Swag here. Oh"}, {"start": 465.66, "end": 469.26, "text": " Thank you for the sub you've inspired me to start Minecraft and finish the game in one stream"}, {"start": 470.40000000000003, "end": 473.88, "text": " And finish the game in one stream w so that is what I'm a gayer"}, {"start": 475.20000000000005, "end": 484.18, "text": " That too when it's QSMP back um, I don't fucking know do I look like QSM or P? I don't think so"}, {"start": 485.6, "end": 487.04, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 487.04, "end": 489.40000000000003, "text": " We we can all go shower when I'm gone"}, {"start": 489.40000000000003, "end": 494.26000000000005, "text": " Yeah, you guys might want to shower when I'm gone because you'll have time because I'll be gone for so many days"}, {"start": 494.26000000000005, "end": 499.56000000000006, "text": " You'll actually have like enough time in your day because stream won't be taking up so much of it grace with the five"}, {"start": 500.36, "end": 502.36, "text": " Let's go"}, {"start": 502.8, "end": 509.48, "text": " What I wanted to do today chat was speedrun my one seat that I lost on"}, {"start": 509.48, "end": 513.6, "text": " I don't know if a lot of people remember but I did lose and so"}, {"start": 513.6, "end": 521.6, "text": " um but I went to I downloaded it I had to download all the shit on sassy stewies"}, {"start": 521.6, "end": 529.0400000000001, "text": " PC and you know what I'll say it I tried to do ninja brain bot I messaged max and"}, {"start": 529.0400000000001, "end": 534.0, "text": " hacks and they were trying to help me and I told them that oh brother this city"}, {"start": 534.0, "end": 537.0, "text": " again well max I'm getting to the good part I'm about to get to the good"}, {"start": 537.0, "end": 542.2, "text": " part I told them at one part that I knew how to do the rest of it and I"}, {"start": 542.2, "end": 552.12, "text": " didn't. I fully didn't. And so I was like, you know what? That seed can wait because I haven't"}, {"start": 552.12, "end": 558.6, "text": " really been thinking about it that much, to be honest. I haven't. So yeah, maybe I'll do that"}, {"start": 558.6, "end": 565.72, "text": " seed when Max can coach me. Maybe that will be better. But today, this is perfect because a lot"}, {"start": 565.72, "end": 572.8000000000001, "text": " a lot of people have been saying, Katie, Katie, sure, she learned a lot in Minecraft, but she's"}, {"start": 572.8000000000001, "end": 577.98, "text": " still fucking sucked in the middle. She's still lost twice. Yeah, Katie has gotten better"}, {"start": 577.98, "end": 584.44, "text": " at Minecraft, but she still couldn't beat that one seed. She still couldn't beat that"}, {"start": 584.44, "end": 591.48, "text": " one seed. They've been saying, sure, Katie sucks at Minecraft, but I don't, has she"}, {"start": 591.48, "end": 602.12, "text": " ever even beaten hardcore? So I thought I have learned so much about Minecraft this"}, {"start": 602.12, "end": 606.72, "text": " past couple weeks. People are saying oh she's a Minecrafter oh she's a"}, {"start": 606.72, "end": 613.08, "text": " Minecrafter but can't even be a Minecrafter if I haven't beaten hardcore. I will prove"}, {"start": 613.08, "end": 619.6, "text": " to you guys today that women can beat Minecraft. I am going to load into"}, {"start": 619.6, "end": 622.98, "text": " This is what I'm gonna use everything that I've used I have one fucking life"}, {"start": 624.32, "end": 630.0600000000001, "text": " One life on this seat on this world to prove to myself"}, {"start": 631.16, "end": 636.4200000000001, "text": " It's a cute to my loyal fans who never gave up on me and to prove to my coaches who never gave up to me"}, {"start": 636.6800000000001, "end": 638.84, "text": " Then I can beat it by myself"}, {"start": 640.24, "end": 642.5600000000001, "text": " And we have one stream to do it. Oh"}, {"start": 645.52, "end": 649.08, "text": " My god, that's gonna look so fucking sick"}, {"start": 649.6, "end": 654.88, "text": " That is gonna look so sick. Give me a bit of a headache. TJ with the five, thank"}, {"start": 654.88, "end": 663.12, "text": " you TJ. So yeah, I am 99% convinced I'm not even trying to clip far and maybe"}, {"start": 663.12, "end": 669.24, "text": " this will look crazy looking back at stream. I am 99% convinced I can go"}, {"start": 669.24, "end": 690.28, "text": " into hardcore and fucking beat it. Like it does not seem hard now. Max, are you in here?"}, {"start": 690.28, "end": 692.28, "text": " Is this what you guys wore in school?"}, {"start": 696.78, "end": 699.28, "text": " I feel like I'm the British right now."}, {"start": 702.78, "end": 705.28, "text": " I died to a pork chop though. That was a week ago."}, {"start": 706.28, "end": 707.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 708.28, "end": 709.28, "text": " Choff."}, {"start": 711.28, "end": 715.28, "text": " We had school uniforms. This is what you guys wore though. School uniform."}, {"start": 717.28, "end": 718.28, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 720.28, "end": 722.36, "text": " Okay. Fuck me, I guess."}, {"start": 723.56, "end": 727.68, "text": " Okay. If it's not gift five, give me five if I'm lying."}, {"start": 727.68, "end": 730.8399999999999, "text": " Give me, give me five if I'm sexy. I don't know."}, {"start": 733.8399999999999, "end": 735.3199999999999, "text": " So that's just a zip up."}, {"start": 736.8199999999999, "end": 737.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 741.88, "end": 742.72, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 746.48, "end": 748.8199999999999, "text": " Can I do guessing the song in one second?"}, {"start": 748.82, "end": 756.1400000000001, "text": " Is that like a game or what you know damn well I would suck at that oh dang TJ gifted"}, {"start": 756.1400000000001, "end": 767.22, "text": " five made a look gifted five damn the beaver gifted five shit lunch gifted five is it on"}, {"start": 767.22, "end": 775.86, "text": " YouTube? Is he gifted five? It's a YouTube video?"}, {"start": 782.78, "end": 791.0600000000001, "text": " What the fuck did Max put on my chat? I'm trusting your link. Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 791.0600000000001, "end": 796.14, "text": " This is the link Max put on my chat. This is exactly what I'm saying. Dude, is"}, {"start": 796.14, "end": 799.64, "text": " Is this not, like, British Folk?"}, {"start": 801.64, "end": 802.64, "text": " That's British Folk."}, {"start": 808.64, "end": 810.14, "text": " I see the similarity."}, {"start": 814.14, "end": 815.14, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 818.64, "end": 820.64, "text": " Oh my god, you guys can hear that Minecraft shit?"}, {"start": 826.14, "end": 847.9399999999999, "text": " Here, chop."}, {"start": 847.9399999999999, "end": 849.06, "text": " Is this like real?"}, {"start": 849.06, "end": 853.02, "text": " Is this like actually gonna be hard?"}, {"start": 853.02, "end": 855.02, "text": " How is this gonna be hard?"}, {"start": 855.02, "end": 863.98, "text": " Welcome to a new video tell us in the comments how many you got right let's go"}, {"start": 885.02, "end": 897.1999999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 897.1999999999999, "end": 901.62, "text": " what what's what's the what's the website"}, {"start": 902.22, "end": 904.22, "text": " i thought someone said it was a youtube video"}, {"start": 904.22, "end": 905.34, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 915.02, "end": 917.0799999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 945.02, "end": 947.0799999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 975.02, "end": 977.0799999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1005.02, "end": 1007.0799999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1035.02, "end": 1037.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1065.02, "end": 1067.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1095.02, "end": 1097.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1125.02, "end": 1127.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1155.02, "end": 1157.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1185.02, "end": 1187.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1215.02, "end": 1217.08, "text": " you"}, {"start": 1245.02, "end": 1247.02, "text": " You"}, {"start": 1265.26, "end": 1267.26, "text": " Be right why I"}, {"start": 1267.3, "end": 1273.66, "text": " Kind of got chills from that a little bit. I don't know I don't really want to do a hard mode now because like I kind of want to end on that"}, {"start": 1273.66, "end": 1279.98, "text": " you know what happened at Sharon wait what did happen at Sharon I like it"}, {"start": 1279.98, "end": 1283.5, "text": " sure you know my favorite insurance song"}, {"start": 1288.8600000000001, "end": 1300.14, "text": " he found a pot of gold I am one of the biggest Ed Sheeran fans"}, {"start": 1303.66, "end": 1310.66, "text": " Is that loud for you guys?"}, {"start": 1333.66, "end": 1337.28, "text": " Time to play nights and I put it on until the moment was right"}, {"start": 1337.28, "end": 1339.48, "text": " I've been away for months"}, {"start": 1339.48, "end": 1340.6000000000001, "text": " I've been"}, {"start": 1340.6000000000001, "end": 1343.0800000000002, "text": " The lyrics are right here by the way so I could just read them"}, {"start": 1343.0800000000002, "end": 1344.5800000000002, "text": " I was never looking for a friend"}, {"start": 1344.5800000000002, "end": 1347.1000000000001, "text": " Maybe you could swing by my room around 10"}, {"start": 1347.1000000000001, "end": 1349.5400000000002, "text": " Maybe bring the lemon in the bottle of gin"}, {"start": 1349.5400000000002, "end": 1352.18, "text": " Maybe in the between the sheets till the 8am"}, {"start": 1352.18, "end": 1355.3000000000002, "text": " If you've got a meanie in your shirt just say she's singin'"}, {"start": 1355.3000000000002, "end": 1358.5, "text": " I don't love, don't love, don't love"}, {"start": 1358.5, "end": 1359.5, "text": " Damn you ain't that!"}, {"start": 1360.5, "end": 1361.5, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 1361.5, "end": 1364.5, "text": " people do not put enough respect on Ed Sheeran."}, {"start": 1368.26, "end": 1369.1, "text": " Maybe they do."}, {"start": 1369.1, "end": 1370.46, "text": " And I just am not up to it."}, {"start": 1370.46, "end": 1372.66, "text": " It's Max Cillen here or any British people,"}, {"start": 1372.66, "end": 1376.18, "text": " because he should be the Michael Jackson of England."}, {"start": 1382.46, "end": 1384.86, "text": " Hockey bell, thank you for the five hockey bell."}, {"start": 1386.98, "end": 1389.22, "text": " He was not in Game of Thrones."}, {"start": 1391.5, "end": 1411.26, "text": " background cameo what dude imagine I was in the background of Game of Thrones you'd be"}, {"start": 1411.26, "end": 1418.06, "text": " like she looks so out of place I think I would just think that with Ed Sheeran wait Ed Sheeran"}, {"start": 1418.06, "end": 1420.06, "text": " Game from that shroom."}, {"start": 1430.06, "end": 1432.06, "text": " He has lines"}, {"start": 1438.58, "end": 1440.58, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 1440.94, "end": 1442.94, "text": " You're fucking joking"}, {"start": 1448.06, "end": 1449.06, "text": " Ariel?"}, {"start": 1468.06, "end": 1472.06, "text": " Now I see what people say they gave us the last season."}, {"start": 1475.06, "end": 1477.06, "text": " That's just Ed Sheridan."}, {"start": 1478.06, "end": 1480.06, "text": " Wrong set!"}, {"start": 1482.06, "end": 1484.06, "text": " It's a pretty song. I've never heard it before."}, {"start": 1484.06, "end": 1485.06, "text": " It's a new one."}, {"start": 1485.06, "end": 1488.06, "text": " Are you hungry? We've got some rabbit."}, {"start": 1488.06, "end": 1490.06, "text": " I don't want to steal your feed."}, {"start": 1490.06, "end": 1492.06, "text": " You're not stealing, we're offering."}, {"start": 1492.06, "end": 1495.06, "text": " Come on, it's going to be a cold night."}, {"start": 1495.06, "end": 1498.06, "text": " Didn't even change his hair or nothing."}, {"start": 1498.06, "end": 1501.06, "text": " Just same old Ed Sheeran, by the way."}, {"start": 1501.06, "end": 1502.06, "text": " No wig, no..."}, {"start": 1502.06, "end": 1503.06, "text": " Maybe we'll..."}, {"start": 1503.06, "end": 1505.06, "text": " But we won't comb it over."}, {"start": 1505.06, "end": 1511.22, "text": " just the fucking scruff okay we're not watching dumb eyes now it's fucking"}, {"start": 1511.22, "end": 1520.22, "text": " YouTube pretty good okay that's crazy that's so funny"}, {"start": 1521.74, "end": 1531.94, "text": " fuck I just spilled matcha okay random ass scene like what was even the point"}, {"start": 1532.3400000000001, "end": 1539.22, "text": " Why would they change his hair color not his hair color, but like he literally has Chris's I'm gonna YouTube premium"}, {"start": 1539.92, "end": 1541.72, "text": " like"}, {"start": 1541.72, "end": 1548.7, "text": " What do they call that type of haircut dude just like fluffy he just has like fluffy hair like they didn't have fluffy hair in"}, {"start": 1549.06, "end": 1554.42, "text": " That era. I was alive in that era. I remember like can they not style it so it's like"}, {"start": 1555.02, "end": 1559.42, "text": " So for a for a second we're like is that a chair?"}, {"start": 1559.42, "end": 1565.38, "text": " They're just for a second because I didn't have one second where I thought maybe it's"}, {"start": 1565.38, "end": 1576.66, "text": " not put a helmet off fuck I actually do fit in that time period I've seen a lot of people"}, {"start": 1576.66, "end": 1586.38, "text": " tagging me in some Victorian-ass people saying this looks like KDB all right um"}, {"start": 1589.26, "end": 1596.66, "text": " Travis Scott was in the Odyssey I saw he was like on set but he was not"}, {"start": 1596.66, "end": 1605.78, "text": " actually in a scene. Oh, okay. Well, guys, cinema is dead. You heard it here first."}, {"start": 1609.6200000000001, "end": 1612.18, "text": " Don't tell me he was singing. Please."}, {"start": 1612.18, "end": 1630.26, "text": " Okay, let me boot up my Java edition. We are about to beat this hardcore world. Surely"}, {"start": 1630.26, "end": 1638.1000000000001, "text": " this only takes one world today as well. That would be lovely. Isn't she? Oh, I'm making"}, {"start": 1638.1000000000001, "end": 1643.0600000000002, "text": " whole new world because I don't remember if I died last time. I can't remember if I died on my last"}, {"start": 1643.0600000000002, "end": 1652.9800000000002, "text": " world because or if some of them haven't aren't saved on here. I didn't think so either. I didn't"}, {"start": 1652.9800000000002, "end": 1658.66, "text": " but we're gonna have to we're gonna have to start because honestly the last one I got diamond"}, {"start": 1658.66, "end": 1665.38, "text": " like I was spending all of my time focused on the wrong stuff. I would find diamond and I was"}, {"start": 1665.38, "end": 1675.46, "text": " like diamond diamond no it's not about diamond you don't need diamond I need to"}, {"start": 1675.46, "end": 1679.0600000000002, "text": " get beds it'll be so easy"}, {"start": 1681.46, "end": 1689.6200000000001, "text": " diamond is really not all that wait what are you guys saying what the fuck is"}, {"start": 1689.6200000000001, "end": 1691.6200000000001, "text": " Lapis"}, {"start": 1698.1000000000001, "end": 1703.22, "text": " Kai's and that said it wait, what does that mean? Oh"}, {"start": 1705.22, "end": 1707.22, "text": " My gosh"}, {"start": 1707.22, "end": 1710.74, "text": " Wait, he said it on our stream. Yeah, he just had it on our stream. Oh"}, {"start": 1712.5400000000002, "end": 1714.5400000000002, "text": " Lapis he said lapis. Oh"}, {"start": 1715.22, "end": 1717.22, "text": " Yeah, I was so I"}, {"start": 1717.22, "end": 1734.04, "text": " I was like so locked into the games when we were playing I'm like I see streamer clips"}, {"start": 1734.04, "end": 1739.34, "text": " like I'm actually shocked I haven't seen that one I was scared the shit out of me with that"}, {"start": 1739.34, "end": 1745.38, "text": " everybody in the chat knew it I'ma name the world La piece we'll take the kite"}, {"start": 1745.38, "end": 1748.3400000000001, "text": " snap energy or chat what if I do this"}, {"start": 1748.3400000000001, "end": 1752.38, "text": " this could be funny"}, {"start": 1752.38, "end": 1758.42, "text": " okay sassy wanna move her cam up here"}, {"start": 1758.42, "end": 1763.46, "text": " i met this girl late last year she said don't you worry if i disappear"}, {"start": 1763.46, "end": 1766.8200000000002, "text": " wait why are some of you guys already guessing it oh fuck okay maybe it's not"}, {"start": 1766.8200000000002, "end": 1770.16, "text": " gonna be that funny then"}, {"start": 1770.16, "end": 1772.8400000000001, "text": " She said, don't you worry if I disappear"}, {"start": 1772.8400000000001, "end": 1775.3600000000001, "text": " I thought I would look for another mistake"}, {"start": 1775.3600000000001, "end": 1777.72, "text": " Her and an old friend thinking that the trouble went"}, {"start": 1777.72, "end": 1780.28, "text": " And then I jumped right in and we lay a return"}, {"start": 1780.28, "end": 1783.1200000000001, "text": " I reckon she was only looking for her love, it's a burn"}, {"start": 1783.1200000000001, "end": 1786.4, "text": " But I gave her my time, two, three nights and I put her on"}, {"start": 1794.1200000000001, "end": 1795.1200000000001, "text": " Bro"}, {"start": 1796.4, "end": 1799.2, "text": " La la la la la"}, {"start": 1800.16, "end": 1807.16, "text": " How about this?"}, {"start": 1807.16, "end": 1812.16, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 1812.16, "end": 1825.16, "text": " Hold on, let me restart."}, {"start": 1825.16, "end": 1827.16, "text": " Piss me off."}, {"start": 1827.16, "end": 1829.0400000000002, "text": " Oh, yes, like update your app."}, {"start": 1838.76, "end": 1839.6000000000001, "text": " Okay, play."}, {"start": 1845.5600000000002, "end": 1847.46, "text": " Need some talent for the rest of us."}, {"start": 1854.26, "end": 1855.26, "text": " Day and night."}, {"start": 1855.26, "end": 1857.46, "text": " Never forget the Katie B Day and Night incident."}, {"start": 1857.46, "end": 1858.42, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 1858.42, "end": 1860.1, "text": " Okay, so, great new world."}, {"start": 1862.02, "end": 1865.26, "text": " Oh, hardcore, okay, so it might not be as funny now,"}, {"start": 1865.26, "end": 1869.28, "text": " but it was funny before, it was funny a second ago."}, {"start": 1869.28, "end": 1871.12, "text": " This was the funny thing that I had."}, {"start": 1880.96, "end": 1881.8, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 1881.8, "end": 1892.0, "text": " So, if you get it, am I going to be able to beat this without Ninja Brain Bot?"}, {"start": 1892.0, "end": 1894.0, "text": " Yes, I will."}, {"start": 1894.0, "end": 1897.3799999999999, "text": " So what are we going to be doing?"}, {"start": 1897.3799999999999, "end": 1903.68, "text": " So well, first of all, Sass's keyboard has to work before anything happens."}, {"start": 1903.68, "end": 1908.1399999999999, "text": " Looks a bit laggy."}, {"start": 1908.14, "end": 1917.42, "text": " distance. Okay, we're going quick. We're going quick. We're like kind of speedrunning this as well."}, {"start": 1917.98, "end": 1921.8200000000002, "text": " I'm on base. Yeah, I'm going to find a village, which I'm hoping doesn't take too long."}, {"start": 1923.98, "end": 1931.5800000000002, "text": " But in the meantime, now, now, now, bear with me. Please. Bear with me because Sassy's"}, {"start": 1931.58, "end": 1940.22, "text": " do is settings are like a little bit different so like oh I have to do toggle sprint let's turn on that"}, {"start": 1946.1399999999999, "end": 1948.86, "text": " okay how long does it take to find toggle sprint?"}, {"start": 1961.58, "end": 1977.4199999999998, "text": " Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Oh my gosh, I have my coach watching. What? Watching? I'm nervous. Okay."}, {"start": 1977.4199999999998, "end": 1982.3799999999999, "text": " I will make stone tools in the meantime. Hey, you know what? I'm actually about to sleep"}, {"start": 1982.3799999999999, "end": 1989.26, "text": " in this world because, oh, see, her keybinds are different. I'm using my other keybinds."}, {"start": 1989.26, "end": 1997.74, "text": " um okay so coach watch"}, {"start": 2000.22, "end": 2009.18, "text": " fuck pickaxe sorry i'm being a little bit slow right now but that's because the keybinds are"}, {"start": 2009.18, "end": 2017.9, "text": " different okay one so i am gonna kill these sheep so i can sleep but we are gonna be on the lookout"}, {"start": 2017.9, "end": 2026.3600000000001, "text": " out for a village and watch my first I mean that is chocolate I'm a whole new"}, {"start": 2026.3600000000001, "end": 2034.94, "text": " person I'm a whole new killer and like food but like if I can find a village I"}, {"start": 2034.94, "end": 2039.0, "text": " can get all their bread guys I learned a new hack too you guys want to see a new"}, {"start": 2039.0, "end": 2045.5, "text": " hack watch when I run under this tree I'll be doing the Theo bald bird jump"}, {"start": 2045.5, "end": 2058.5, "text": " nothing did you see that yeah so like I don't even know if you guys are really"}, {"start": 2058.5, "end": 2064.94, "text": " gonna want to watch me anymore because I'm like kind of different"}, {"start": 2064.94, "end": 2069.94, "text": " It kind of changed."}, {"start": 2069.94, "end": 2072.94, "text": " Why does it feel a little bit like..."}, {"start": 2072.94, "end": 2075.94, "text": " Not a little bit laggy."}, {"start": 2075.94, "end": 2076.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2076.94, "end": 2079.94, "text": " Just got to find a village."}, {"start": 2079.94, "end": 2080.94, "text": " Hopefully before..."}, {"start": 2080.94, "end": 2082.94, "text": " Hopefully before night!"}, {"start": 2082.94, "end": 2088.94, "text": " I know a lot of you prided yourself because you're better than me at gaming."}, {"start": 2088.94, "end": 2090.94, "text": " You're better than me at Minecraft."}, {"start": 2090.94, "end": 2092.94, "text": " Not anymore."}, {"start": 2092.94, "end": 2099.94, "text": " Oh my god, these criticals."}, {"start": 2099.94, "end": 2104.66, "text": " Okay, this is giving village."}, {"start": 2104.66, "end": 2106.38, "text": " This is village territory."}, {"start": 2106.38, "end": 2107.38, "text": " Watermelon?"}, {"start": 2107.38, "end": 2108.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2108.38, "end": 2114.62, "text": " How did I get so lucky for food?"}, {"start": 2114.62, "end": 2128.3399999999997, "text": " I'm playing new minecruffers so a lot of the stuff I taught will be different but in general"}, {"start": 2128.3399999999997, "end": 2138.0, "text": " won't it be the same max like the bastions and boom but in general like I go to the bastion"}, {"start": 2138.0, "end": 2145.0, "text": " And I do trades, I..."}, {"start": 2151.72, "end": 2157.2, "text": " Okay the concept is still the game. Wait, what the fuck is a piglet, bro?"}, {"start": 2157.2, "end": 2164.2, "text": " Do I trade with a piglet, bro?"}, {"start": 2164.2, "end": 2172.54, "text": " It's pretty much the same. I'll fucking make it the same. Okay. Oh, what the fuck is"}, {"start": 2175.22, "end": 2177.22, "text": " Okay, we gotta get something for a bed"}, {"start": 2181.72, "end": 2185.7, "text": " And they never in my fucking 23 years have I seen that I"}, {"start": 2191.08, "end": 2193.08, "text": " Never knew that was a thing"}, {"start": 2194.2000000000003, "end": 2201.2000000000003, "text": " Oh my god, this would be a perfect spa for a village."}, {"start": 2201.2000000000003, "end": 2206.1200000000003, "text": " Is this gonna be like the slime block when I literally had to travel to the ends of the"}, {"start": 2206.1200000000003, "end": 2208.7200000000003, "text": " earths?"}, {"start": 2208.7200000000003, "end": 2211.4800000000005, "text": " I should probably get some stone."}, {"start": 2211.4800000000005, "end": 2213.36, "text": " Let's mine some stone."}, {"start": 2213.36, "end": 2221.0400000000004, "text": " Oh my god, when I find a lava pool and I go to the nether, it's gonna be so"}, {"start": 2221.04, "end": 2228.0, "text": " sick. Okay. I should probably maybe get a shovel as well so I can get some dirt for some blocks."}, {"start": 2236.16, "end": 2239.92, "text": " Oh my gosh. Am I the first person to speedrun Java?"}, {"start": 2245.68, "end": 2248.72, "text": " All right this is dope. This is dope."}, {"start": 2251.04, "end": 2257.84, "text": " Okay, first person ever."}, {"start": 2257.84, "end": 2261.7599999999998, "text": " Nutrient, fuck the onion challenge."}, {"start": 2261.7599999999998, "end": 2264.96, "text": " This is for CHU."}, {"start": 2264.96, "end": 2274.72, "text": " Okay, so, well, I need more wood, so kind of cooking with fuck, nothing right now."}, {"start": 2274.72, "end": 2275.72, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 2275.72, "end": 2279.2799999999997, "text": " This is not going to help me getting my keybinds down."}, {"start": 2279.28, "end": 2282.1600000000003, "text": " Well, I feel like a village would totally be this way."}, {"start": 2289.92, "end": 2292.88, "text": " Oh, damn! Watermelon fucking sucks!"}, {"start": 2295.28, "end": 2297.0400000000004, "text": " Is that just me or what?"}, {"start": 2298.2400000000002, "end": 2302.1600000000003, "text": " Not really worth it. Okay, let's get a little bit of wood so I can make some stone tools."}, {"start": 2305.92, "end": 2308.5600000000004, "text": " But I can't use all my- I can't use my stone."}, {"start": 2310.0, "end": 2312.28, "text": " Fuck it. Y'all ever built with wool?"}, {"start": 2317.4, "end": 2319.4, "text": " Some shears would be nice."}, {"start": 2327.1600000000003, "end": 2334.2000000000003, "text": " I don't really need to cook my food just yet because if I stumble upon a village, which this is totally village territory."}, {"start": 2334.2000000000003, "end": 2348.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, let's do some crafts, bone, bed, perfect, bed down."}, {"start": 2348.2000000000003, "end": 2356.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, you guys want to see some advanced tech?"}, {"start": 2356.2000000000003, "end": 2358.2000000000003, "text": " Wait, fuck."}, {"start": 2358.2000000000003, "end": 2360.2000000000003, "text": " I need one more."}, {"start": 2360.2000000000003, "end": 2366.1200000000003, "text": " Wait, oh, that's crazy."}, {"start": 2370.1000000000004, "end": 2371.92, "text": " Max, I thought I could do."}, {"start": 2371.92, "end": 2375.2000000000003, "text": " Um, I thought I could do all my shit."}, {"start": 2377.7200000000003, "end": 2378.32, "text": " I made it."}, {"start": 2378.32, "end": 2380.3, "text": " I made a hammer."}, {"start": 2380.3, "end": 2384.2000000000003, "text": " Coach, I made a hammer."}, {"start": 2384.2000000000003, "end": 2386.5200000000004, "text": " I was trying to do this tech right here."}, {"start": 2390.2000000000003, "end": 2394.2000000000003, "text": " Fuck. Fuck, I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 2398.2000000000003, "end": 2400.2000000000003, "text": " I need more stone, Joe."}, {"start": 2402.2000000000003, "end": 2404.2000000000003, "text": " Alright, let's just keep traversing this..."}, {"start": 2409.2000000000003, "end": 2411.2000000000003, "text": " Hang up the blocks."}, {"start": 2412.2000000000003, "end": 2414.2000000000003, "text": " Hang up the blocks."}, {"start": 2414.2000000000003, "end": 2422.76, "text": " I hope you guys know I wasn't trying to make that into one craft, I thought I could craft"}, {"start": 2422.76, "end": 2433.7200000000003, "text": " just apparently fucking everything."}, {"start": 2433.7200000000003, "end": 2434.7200000000003, "text": " Why is it so dark?"}, {"start": 2434.7200000000003, "end": 2441.4, "text": " I don't know why it does look a little dark, I don't know if that's in Minecraft or what."}, {"start": 2441.4, "end": 2457.12, "text": " I don't know. Okay, come on, come on. Which way would have a village? It's like all I"}, {"start": 2457.12, "end": 2475.44, "text": " need just a little village. I had 500 brightness during the mid-offs. Brightness, brightness, brightness."}, {"start": 2479.44, "end": 2484.64, "text": " Oh, wow, that did walk all. Pumpkins equal village."}, {"start": 2487.12, "end": 2503.7599999999998, "text": " Wait, there's a lot of sheep."}, {"start": 2503.7599999999998, "end": 2504.7599999999998, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 2504.7599999999998, "end": 2508.7599999999998, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2508.7599999999998, "end": 2511.0, "text": " I'm not even gonna get the gravel and everything yet."}, {"start": 2511.0, "end": 2514.04, "text": " I'm just gonna get everything when I get to a village."}, {"start": 2514.04, "end": 2523.0, "text": " when the speedrun begins like I do not like the jungle I don't know if I should"}, {"start": 2523.0, "end": 2527.48, "text": " go this way I'm gonna go up on this mountain and look down"}, {"start": 2527.48, "end": 2530.48, "text": " WIQ"}, {"start": 2530.48, "end": 2534.4, "text": " No villages in jungle."}, {"start": 2534.4, "end": 2539.86, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 2539.86, "end": 2544.54, "text": " That is the most satisfying shit ever by the way."}, {"start": 2544.54, "end": 2555.38, "text": " I gotta get like just some blocks to build up with."}, {"start": 2555.38, "end": 2556.56, "text": " Um, fuck."}, {"start": 2556.56, "end": 2559.36, "text": " I look you need to change the keybinds in my last slot."}, {"start": 2561.36, "end": 2562.96, "text": " I think that would be nice. Okay."}, {"start": 2563.6, "end": 2564.1, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 2565.2799999999997, "end": 2567.7599999999998, "text": " Uh, actually, my glass, you need like crazy shiver."}, {"start": 2567.7599999999998, "end": 2568.64, "text": " It's a rabbit!"}, {"start": 2569.92, "end": 2570.48, "text": " I didn't know..."}, {"start": 2573.04, "end": 2575.04, "text": " I knew they had rabbits, but I've never seen black ones."}, {"start": 2575.04, "end": 2576.0, "text": " I've only seen white ones."}, {"start": 2581.04, "end": 2581.44, "text": " Village?"}, {"start": 2582.08, "end": 2583.68, "text": " I know, Nacho mentioned."}, {"start": 2585.7599999999998, "end": 2586.08, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 2586.56, "end": 2594.86, "text": " Bunny. What's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit again? Wait a minute, what's"}, {"start": 2594.86, "end": 2610.2999999999997, "text": " that in the distance? Did you see that bright spot? Land ho. I gotta eat. Yeah, if there's"}, {"start": 2610.2999999999997, "end": 2615.02, "text": " a quicker way to find the village, then I might have to run that. But let's, I mean"}, {"start": 2615.02, "end": 2630.62, "text": " surely it won't take too long. That might be cheating in hardcore. When I first started"}, {"start": 2630.62, "end": 2634.3, "text": " hardcore I thought it was going to be a nice little series for me to do but now I'm like"}, {"start": 2634.3, "end": 2637.1800000000003, "text": " This is literally a achievable in one stream."}, {"start": 2640.1400000000003, "end": 2641.46, "text": " I'm so quick with it."}, {"start": 2652.5, "end": 2653.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2659.6600000000003, "end": 2660.5, "text": " Where was that?"}, {"start": 2660.5, "end": 2676.04, "text": " is that pumpkin is that pumpkin guys is that pumpkin I know but it's not a"}, {"start": 2676.04, "end": 2695.46, "text": " village? Or is it an animal? There was pumpkin behind me? There was pumpkin?"}, {"start": 2695.46, "end": 2702.46, "text": " Puck it, I love her!"}, {"start": 2725.46, "end": 2732.46, "text": " Oh my gosh, who's doing this for me?"}, {"start": 2755.46, "end": 2759.5, "text": " fucking court command guys that was a game from a minute ago that was a command"}, {"start": 2759.5, "end": 2770.18, "text": " from a game from a minute ago that I was playing um how are you guys seeing this"}, {"start": 2770.18, "end": 2772.94, "text": " and I'm not"}, {"start": 2785.46, "end": 2793.7, "text": " Like damn these dogs are scaring me."}, {"start": 2793.7, "end": 2795.66, "text": " We can't have like nice puppies."}, {"start": 2795.66, "end": 2802.06, "text": " Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 2802.06, "end": 2807.26, "text": " Okay village should be stop because is that lava?"}, {"start": 2807.26, "end": 2808.26, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 2808.26, "end": 2818.26, "text": " To the right."}, {"start": 2818.26, "end": 2830.6600000000003, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 2830.6600000000003, "end": 2836.38, "text": " Fuck yeah."}, {"start": 2836.38, "end": 2838.38, "text": " I'm going to get extra prepared as well."}, {"start": 2839.38, "end": 2840.38, "text": " Fuck yes."}, {"start": 2841.88, "end": 2843.38, "text": " Oh, I'm so excited."}, {"start": 2847.38, "end": 2849.38, "text": " I really hate to do this to you guys."}, {"start": 2851.88, "end": 2855.38, "text": " I cannot believe it was this easy to kill animals."}, {"start": 2857.88, "end": 2860.38, "text": " Please tell me they have hay bales and not just pumpkin."}, {"start": 2866.38, "end": 2877.86, "text": " No black smith is that guarantee is only guaranteeing ranked"}, {"start": 2877.86, "end": 2882.54, "text": " Are you fucking kidding me? Is there an iron iron golem at least?"}, {"start": 2884.54, "end": 2888.82, "text": " And I don't I guess I don't really need why do me the iron okay?"}, {"start": 2888.82, "end": 2893.46, "text": " I have enough for the stuff that I need Chad. It actually doesn't matter. I'll kill the iron golem"}, {"start": 2893.46, "end": 2897.46, "text": " Bro this village fucking sucks!"}, {"start": 2897.46, "end": 2903.46, "text": " Is this for food?"}, {"start": 2903.46, "end": 2908.46, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 2908.46, "end": 2913.46, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 2913.46, "end": 2920.46, "text": " Alright, so let's make a, let's get some cobble."}, {"start": 2920.46, "end": 2937.66, "text": " Let's get some cobble, smell ores faster, I don't need to be smelting."}, {"start": 2937.66, "end": 2944.06, "text": " I should take all of these beds for when I fight the Ender Dragon."}, {"start": 2944.06, "end": 2946.66, "text": " This is just extra bed security."}, {"start": 2946.66, "end": 2947.8599999999997, "text": " Ooh, potato!"}, {"start": 2950.02, "end": 2951.46, "text": " I don't need a bundle, I don't need a bundle."}, {"start": 2951.46, "end": 2954.14, "text": " You might be like, Katie, get the bundle, but I don't need the bundle."}, {"start": 2963.02, "end": 2965.02, "text": " I don't even need torches, which is crazy."}, {"start": 2966.58, "end": 2967.74, "text": " Could beds in the bundle?"}, {"start": 2970.18, "end": 2971.5, "text": " OK, you could be cooking there."}, {"start": 2971.5, "end": 2978.5, "text": " I mean, I guess."}, {"start": 2978.5, "end": 2981.5, "text": " I mean, I guess."}, {"start": 2981.5, "end": 2988.5, "text": " Can I do this one?"}, {"start": 2988.5, "end": 2989.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2989.5, "end": 2991.5, "text": " Wait, I looted that."}, {"start": 2991.5, "end": 2992.5, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 2992.5, "end": 2999.5, "text": " Let's do my cooking."}, {"start": 2999.5, "end": 3006.06, "text": " Someone said sticks, but like, how much is that gonna cook?"}, {"start": 3006.06, "end": 3008.06, "text": " Surely my raw chicken will be cooked."}, {"start": 3008.06, "end": 3019.46, "text": " Okay, the top of this other house I need to go into."}, {"start": 3019.46, "end": 3022.34, "text": " So this has the good stuff, bro."}, {"start": 3022.34, "end": 3023.34, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 3023.34, "end": 3024.34, "text": " Guys!"}, {"start": 3024.34, "end": 3025.34, "text": " Guys!"}, {"start": 3025.34, "end": 3026.34, "text": " Guys!"}, {"start": 3026.34, "end": 3028.34, "text": " Guys!"}, {"start": 3032.02, "end": 3037.6000000000004, "text": " Oh my gosh, no hay bales either way. I'm starting to see, I'm starting to see how the fucking"}, {"start": 3039.78, "end": 3046.54, "text": " MCSR or whatever it's called, they're so, oh my gosh, get this little fella out of here. They're so like planted."}, {"start": 3052.38, "end": 3054.38, "text": " They're already going here?"}, {"start": 3054.38, "end": 3057.1800000000003, "text": " I've already been in this one like 10 times."}, {"start": 3057.1800000000003, "end": 3060.3, "text": " Okay, now these houses down here I need to get."}, {"start": 3060.3, "end": 3063.1400000000003, "text": " Oh, no hay bales."}, {"start": 3063.1400000000003, "end": 3064.1400000000003, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 3064.1400000000003, "end": 3077.86, "text": " Oh my gosh, this village actually sucks!"}, {"start": 3077.86, "end": 3084.54, "text": " Do pumpkins?"}, {"start": 3084.54, "end": 3087.78, "text": " Is that food?"}, {"start": 3087.78, "end": 3099.46, "text": " No hay is really not good for me because that means I kind of have to get my own food."}, {"start": 3099.46, "end": 3100.46, "text": " The village is good as a library."}, {"start": 3100.46, "end": 3107.46, "text": " What the hell am I going to do with the library?"}, {"start": 3107.46, "end": 3120.2200000000003, "text": " Well, my meat didn't, my meat stopped."}, {"start": 3120.2200000000003, "end": 3124.86, "text": " Alright, let's just get some more cobble and I can make another, or I can make the blast"}, {"start": 3124.86, "end": 3126.3, "text": " furnace or something."}, {"start": 3126.3, "end": 3128.54, "text": " Let's kill the iron golem."}, {"start": 3128.54, "end": 3134.02, "text": " Nope, these don't work if you didn't know."}, {"start": 3134.02, "end": 3155.2599999999998, "text": " damn it. Elvillage! Need your quiff with the five, thank you, need your quiff. How do"}, {"start": 3155.26, "end": 3161.76, "text": " How do you make a blast furnace?"}, {"start": 3161.76, "end": 3167.92, "text": " That I don't know because that's not in speedrunning culture."}, {"start": 3167.92, "end": 3170.32, "text": " Was I not using my axe?"}, {"start": 3170.32, "end": 3174.0, "text": " I'm so sorry."}, {"start": 3174.0, "end": 3181.0, "text": " That's the old Katie."}, {"start": 3181.0, "end": 3193.64, "text": " Oh, I mean a smoker."}, {"start": 3193.64, "end": 3195.08, "text": " Burn your wooden axe."}, {"start": 3195.08, "end": 3201.56, "text": " Dude, this does not cook it very well."}, {"start": 3201.56, "end": 3208.56, "text": " with four logs around it."}, {"start": 3231.56, "end": 3243.7999999999997, "text": " Well, no, that's my fucking bed, bro."}, {"start": 3243.7999999999997, "end": 3246.32, "text": " This is my- no, stop, that's my bed."}, {"start": 3246.32, "end": 3247.32, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 3247.32, "end": 3248.32, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 3248.32, "end": 3251.32, "text": " You're not sleeping in a woman's bed."}, {"start": 3251.32, "end": 3253.32, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3253.32, "end": 3261.08, "text": " I wish I never killed the dragon with the yellow bed, but I will today."}, {"start": 3261.08, "end": 3268.08, "text": " Dude, this watermelon sucks!"}, {"start": 3268.08, "end": 3276.16, "text": " Wait, I'm a little bit scared of piglin' brutes."}, {"start": 3276.16, "end": 3277.16, "text": " And what else?"}, {"start": 3277.16, "end": 3278.3199999999997, "text": " Potato can be cooked?"}, {"start": 3278.3199999999997, "end": 3281.3199999999997, "text": " You don't cook any of this stuff."}, {"start": 3281.3199999999997, "end": 3282.3199999999997, "text": " Holy wood."}, {"start": 3282.3199999999997, "end": 3285.0, "text": " I don't need some of this."}, {"start": 3285.0, "end": 3290.3199999999997, "text": " My coach would tell me to throw it out."}, {"start": 3290.32, "end": 3310.32, "text": " Iron Golem! Get ready, buddy! So, since my keybind is not great right now, I'm going to..."}, {"start": 3310.32, "end": 3316.32, "text": " Ready?"}, {"start": 3316.32, "end": 3319.32, "text": " Free!"}, {"start": 3319.32, "end": 3323.76, "text": " The iron golem is so easy, and I remember like my first time fighting it, everybody"}, {"start": 3323.76, "end": 3325.88, "text": " in chat was like, oh, you're fucked."}, {"start": 3325.88, "end": 3326.88, "text": " You're fucked."}, {"start": 3326.88, "end": 3327.96, "text": " Not anymore."}, {"start": 3327.96, "end": 3331.84, "text": " Now he's getting fucked by KDB."}, {"start": 3331.84, "end": 3333.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3333.84, "end": 3335.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3335.84, "end": 3336.84, "text": " How much is that?"}, {"start": 3336.84, "end": 3337.84, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 3337.84, "end": 3342.6400000000003, "text": " It's only three?"}, {"start": 3342.6400000000003, "end": 3343.6400000000003, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 3343.6400000000003, "end": 3346.6800000000003, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 3346.6800000000003, "end": 3354.04, "text": " So that's enough for a bucket, but we're still gonna need one more."}, {"start": 3354.04, "end": 3358.36, "text": " We know we need that one, so I'll have to go in a cave a little bit."}, {"start": 3358.36, "end": 3359.36, "text": " But that's fine."}, {"start": 3359.36, "end": 3360.96, "text": " I need some other stuff as well."}, {"start": 3360.96, "end": 3366.1200000000003, "text": " Um, okay, let me just keep kind of taking their shit a little bit."}, {"start": 3366.12, "end": 3372.96, "text": " Also, I'm gonna go keybinds really quickly. I don't know where keybinds is controls keybinds, and we're going to make"}, {"start": 3374.56, "end": 3376.56, "text": " Slot 8 is this"}, {"start": 3378.64, "end": 3382.3399999999997, "text": " Slot 9 is this that is going to help"}, {"start": 3389.7999999999997, "end": 3391.7999999999997, "text": " What's up buttercup"}, {"start": 3391.8, "end": 3397.88, "text": " watch and learn I'm showing everybody how to beat hardcore because a lot of"}, {"start": 3397.88, "end": 3403.44, "text": " people have been like oh like Katie still can't even play like she's flopped"}, {"start": 3403.44, "end": 3409.92, "text": " in the mid-off so she still can't even play and so this is for all the um all"}, {"start": 3409.92, "end": 3412.84, "text": " the ladies out there who think that and who have been told that they can't"}, {"start": 3412.84, "end": 3419.1600000000003, "text": " play Minecraft because it's for boys just try to inspire we've all been"}, {"start": 3419.16, "end": 3424.7999999999997, "text": " told that ladies right okay W baked potatoes and mutton all right pretty"}, {"start": 3424.7999999999997, "end": 3429.04, "text": " decent food I almost just did that by the way I'm just gonna say it I stopped"}, {"start": 3429.04, "end": 3440.52, "text": " myself but I almost did all right so let's just let's pack up right oh let's"}, {"start": 3440.52, "end": 3446.52, "text": " pack up and let's get some iron and then maybe we can find some more food"}, {"start": 3446.52, "end": 3450.52, "text": " What's the odds? Maybe we find another village?"}, {"start": 3450.52, "end": 3455.52, "text": " But if I find another village, I really have to not die on this world and like lock the fucking."}, {"start": 3456.52, "end": 3466.52, "text": " No one said- yeah, uh, well, they did say it, but I think cuz like time zones, maybe it- maybe cuz you're on a different time zone, it's different."}, {"start": 3468.52, "end": 3470.52, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3471.52, "end": 3473.52, "text": " Okay, let's just get this while we're here."}, {"start": 3476.52, "end": 3485.1, "text": " So if you did not know guys you might be like a lot of people have been asking me where do"}, {"start": 3485.1, "end": 3488.1, "text": " you find Flint where do you find Flint I'm trying to go to the nether but I can't find"}, {"start": 3488.1, "end": 3495.02, "text": " Flint and steel you have to make Flint and steel steel's iron flint you get in gravel"}, {"start": 3495.02, "end": 3500.62, "text": " No, it's not in Michigan."}, {"start": 3500.62, "end": 3503.82, "text": " Well, okay, damn."}, {"start": 3503.82, "end": 3507.5, "text": " Usually it shouldn't take too-"}, {"start": 3507.5, "end": 3511.2599999999998, "text": " Fucking hell."}, {"start": 3511.2599999999998, "end": 3516.02, "text": " Now, be careful building with gravel."}, {"start": 3516.02, "end": 3521.2599999999998, "text": " I might as well just kill some more for this."}, {"start": 3521.26, "end": 3529.26, "text": " Okay, see if we can get lucky. Let's get to our water."}, {"start": 3529.26, "end": 3546.42, "text": " Ah! Maybe we make a boat. If you guys are looking for faster ways to travel in Minecraft,"}, {"start": 3546.42, "end": 3550.94, "text": " try this. First, what we're going to do, though, is get rid of some of our inventory."}, {"start": 3550.94, "end": 3552.3, "text": " We don't need wheat seeds."}, {"start": 3552.3, "end": 3553.88, "text": " We don't need one torch."}, {"start": 3553.88, "end": 3555.5, "text": " We don't need one gray wool."}, {"start": 3555.5, "end": 3557.52, "text": " We might use this wool, we probably will."}, {"start": 3557.52, "end": 3561.02, "text": " We do not need a feather."}, {"start": 3561.02, "end": 3562.16, "text": " We do not need an oak fence."}, {"start": 3562.16, "end": 3565.34, "text": " We do not need a poppy."}, {"start": 3565.34, "end": 3573.7000000000003, "text": " What we do need is a boat."}, {"start": 3573.7000000000003, "end": 3578.82, "text": " this boat we're going to use to travel faster it's faster than walking."}, {"start": 3581.4600000000005, "end": 3590.0200000000004, "text": " Brilliant. Okay, let's go."}, {"start": 3592.1400000000003, "end": 3602.7400000000002, "text": " Poppy. Fuck, I shouldn't have thrown out Poppy maybe. Okay, what's F5? Oh! Fuck, that"}, {"start": 3602.7400000000002, "end": 3621.1400000000003, "text": " lava pool? Our lava pool is hard to fight. Riddle me. Okay Minecraft. Okay Minecraft."}, {"start": 3621.1400000000003, "end": 3631.28, "text": " When water touches lava, it turns into abbey. Abbey is obsidian. How come when it rains"}, {"start": 3631.28, "end": 3634.28, "text": " Shouldn't the lava pool fully become obsidian?"}, {"start": 3640.84, "end": 3641.84, "text": " Not adding up."}, {"start": 3645.6800000000003, "end": 3646.6800000000003, "text": " Is that not sus?"}, {"start": 3646.6800000000003, "end": 3648.48, "text": " Do you guys are my the only one thinking?"}, {"start": 3652.0800000000004, "end": 3654.28, "text": " The guy says third eye isn't unlocked or something."}, {"start": 3658.5800000000004, "end": 3659.6800000000003, "text": " How would you get to the end?"}, {"start": 3659.6800000000003, "end": 3662.6800000000003, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 3672.6800000000003, "end": 3675.6800000000003, "text": " Trees float in this forest."}, {"start": 3677.6800000000003, "end": 3679.6800000000003, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3682.6800000000003, "end": 3686.6800000000003, "text": " I am going to boat this right on over to the next village."}, {"start": 3689.6800000000003, "end": 3690.1800000000003, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3691.0000000000005, "end": 3692.0000000000005, "text": " Like, are we serious?"}, {"start": 3707.2000000000003, "end": 3708.0800000000004, "text": " Tina!"}, {"start": 3713.0000000000005, "end": 3714.2000000000003, "text": " Show match one day?"}, {"start": 3714.6000000000004, "end": 3716.0800000000004, "text": " Wait, Tina, what does that mean?"}, {"start": 3716.08, "end": 3723.98, "text": " Yes, of course, but what the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 3723.98, "end": 3728.52, "text": " Notice how minecraft isn't responding, right?"}, {"start": 3728.52, "end": 3734.6, "text": " I would love to do a show match, but I'm trying to remember what it is."}, {"start": 3734.6, "end": 3745.64, "text": " Oh, it's, um, it's, oh, it's that, um, speedrunning, yes!"}, {"start": 3745.64, "end": 3748.52, "text": " Does that mean we, uh, go verse each other?"}, {"start": 3750.4, "end": 3752.0, "text": " Oh, Tina."}, {"start": 3753.6, "end": 3754.7599999999998, "text": " I-I feel bad."}, {"start": 3755.12, "end": 3757.56, "text": " I would genuinely feel bad with the time I would put up."}, {"start": 3758.7599999999998, "end": 3760.4, "text": " I think you'd be pretty shabby."}, {"start": 3760.4, "end": 3762.7599999999998, "text": " So damn it, this fuck-ass river ran out."}, {"start": 3764.12, "end": 3765.2799999999997, "text": " Tina, of course."}, {"start": 3765.2799999999997, "end": 3767.3599999999997, "text": " When I get back for my trip, let's go."}, {"start": 3767.3599999999997, "end": 3768.2, "text": " We're planning it."}, {"start": 3768.2000000000003, "end": 3781.1200000000003, "text": " Someone, someone look at my seat and find another village."}, {"start": 3781.1200000000003, "end": 3789.6400000000003, "text": " I'll just keep going down, I'm going to get some more food though."}, {"start": 3789.6400000000003, "end": 3791.88, "text": " And this is great for my beds."}, {"start": 3791.88, "end": 3797.4, "text": " I'm not doing speed running right now if you're wondering about my time."}, {"start": 3797.4, "end": 3805.48, "text": " I'm just beating hardcore in one attempt."}, {"start": 3805.48, "end": 3810.36, "text": " How crazy is this going to be at the end when I actually beat hardcore in one attempt?"}, {"start": 3810.36, "end": 3815.56, "text": " When literally a week ago I didn't even know how the fuck to beat the game at all."}, {"start": 3815.56, "end": 3818.32, "text": " I'm so psyched."}, {"start": 3818.32, "end": 3820.08, "text": " You won't practice until I return."}, {"start": 3820.08, "end": 3823.96, "text": " You- you- guys tell her that she might want to."}, {"start": 3823.96, "end": 3825.96, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 3825.96, "end": 3832.44, "text": " I'm just saying I am levels levels higher than I used to be"}, {"start": 3841.16, "end": 3843.16, "text": " Who sees a village I"}, {"start": 3850.6, "end": 3853.84, "text": " Can't believe blacksmith art at all villages eat"}, {"start": 3855.96, "end": 3857.96, "text": " I was about to"}, {"start": 3866.6, "end": 3868.6, "text": " What amount sucks"}, {"start": 3877.4, "end": 3879.4, "text": " Not for the kids sorry"}, {"start": 3879.4, "end": 3884.9, "text": " Swap it for a mutton?"}, {"start": 3884.9, "end": 3886.4, "text": " Well, I just want to waste it."}, {"start": 3886.4, "end": 3889.4, "text": " I feel like I'm going back to where I was."}, {"start": 3889.4, "end": 3891.4, "text": " I need to be careful."}, {"start": 3891.4, "end": 3893.4, "text": " Let's head this way."}, {"start": 3893.4, "end": 3894.4, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3894.4, "end": 3895.4, "text": " This looks good."}, {"start": 3895.4, "end": 3896.4, "text": " This looks promising."}, {"start": 3896.4, "end": 3904.4, "text": " This looks village promising."}, {"start": 3904.4, "end": 3908.4, "text": " How do you know that was not the dad?"}, {"start": 3908.4, "end": 3916.88, "text": " Does a red mushroom- oh my, am I going to signify anything?"}, {"start": 3916.88, "end": 3922.08, "text": " Like a village or something?"}, {"start": 3922.08, "end": 3928.08, "text": " Oh, what's that?"}, {"start": 3928.08, "end": 3931.08, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 3931.08, "end": 3934.08, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 3934.08, "end": 3937.08, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 3937.08, "end": 3949.16, "text": " Okay, dark oak."}, {"start": 3949.16, "end": 3954.16, "text": " Surely we'll have a village."}, {"start": 3954.16, "end": 3956.16, "text": " Holy cave."}, {"start": 3956.16, "end": 3964.16, "text": " Uh oh, uh oh."}, {"start": 3964.1600000000003, "end": 3971.1600000000003, "text": " chat"}, {"start": 3981.76, "end": 3988.76, "text": " my god you need to sleep, I need to sleep bad, I need to sleep bad"}, {"start": 3994.1600000000003, "end": 4000.3, "text": " okay which way did I just come from wait I can't bring this way now I go this"}, {"start": 4000.3, "end": 4008.5000000000005, "text": " way come on village village village village village they're not that hard"}, {"start": 4008.5000000000005, "end": 4021.4200000000005, "text": " to find all I need is a village uh go in the cave but I'm wanting some bread"}, {"start": 4021.42, "end": 4039.58, "text": " as well. Not in this biome. Really? Meets better anyways? Okay. Alright, let me do a"}, {"start": 4039.58, "end": 4047.78, "text": " cool- let me do another look, but if not, I'll just settle. Guys, I don't have that"}, {"start": 4047.78, "end": 4053.2200000000003, "text": " much mutton. I have 20 mutton? You guys really think that's going to last me?"}, {"start": 4060.7400000000002, "end": 4066.34, "text": " That's a lot. But it's going to take me a minute to like beat it. I'm scared."}, {"start": 4066.34, "end": 4077.46, "text": " Bazclone with the five! Let's go! Let me just traverse one more biome."}, {"start": 4082.98, "end": 4083.94, "text": " SpeedrunningCactic."}, {"start": 4083.94, "end": 4101.46, "text": " That's true. It's enough to do the nether, so maybe I just go find me iron. Okay, this"}, {"start": 4101.46, "end": 4108.42, "text": " is what I'm going to do. I'm going to run until I stumble upon a lava pool because"}, {"start": 4108.42, "end": 4125.58, "text": " that's really what I need. Then I'll go find iron that's close to it. Kill the cows maybe?"}, {"start": 4125.58, "end": 4142.0599999999995, "text": " Oh my gosh. Wait, I should get some gold. I don't know if I have to jump, but..."}, {"start": 4142.06, "end": 4146.26, "text": " Just to be extra prepared, gold would be nice."}, {"start": 4146.26, "end": 4156.9400000000005, "text": " Okay, next cave I spot."}, {"start": 4156.9400000000005, "end": 4162.38, "text": " Hockey bell with the five, let's go!"}, {"start": 4162.38, "end": 4170.9400000000005, "text": " I can't have food taken up too much of my spots though, you know."}, {"start": 4170.9400000000005, "end": 4171.9400000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 4171.9400000000005, "end": 4176.66, "text": " Need a little nice cave- oh pumpkins!"}, {"start": 4176.66, "end": 4177.66, "text": " Pumpkins!"}, {"start": 4177.66, "end": 4178.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4178.66, "end": 4179.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4179.66, "end": 4180.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4180.66, "end": 4181.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4181.66, "end": 4182.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4182.66, "end": 4183.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4183.66, "end": 4184.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4184.66, "end": 4185.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4185.66, "end": 4186.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4186.66, "end": 4187.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4187.66, "end": 4188.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4188.66, "end": 4189.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4189.66, "end": 4190.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4190.66, "end": 4191.66, "text": " Pumpkin!"}, {"start": 4191.66, "end": 4193.66, "text": " Sometimes."}, {"start": 4193.66, "end": 4198.66, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 4198.66, "end": 4201.66, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 4201.66, "end": 4207.66, "text": " I do need the planes by arm."}, {"start": 4207.66, "end": 4209.66, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 4209.66, "end": 4212.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4212.66, "end": 4215.66, "text": " Bolt until..."}, {"start": 4215.66, "end": 4224.3, "text": " Okay, bolt until I can find a nice little cave."}, {"start": 4224.3, "end": 4226.46, "text": " Oh, planes by them."}, {"start": 4226.46, "end": 4230.46, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep."}, {"start": 4230.46, "end": 4233.94, "text": " Balls in my court."}, {"start": 4233.94, "end": 4242.3, "text": " This feels really promising."}, {"start": 4242.3, "end": 4261.9800000000005, "text": " always a village in one of these. Don't I did not circle back. No, no, no, no, no, it's"}, {"start": 4261.9800000000005, "end": 4263.9800000000005, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 4263.9800000000005, "end": 4265.9800000000005, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 4265.9800000000005, "end": 4269.9800000000005, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 4269.9800000000005, "end": 4271.9800000000005, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 4291.9800000000005, "end": 4316.3, "text": " Yeah, I'll go to the lava pool that's nearby."}, {"start": 4316.3, "end": 4317.3, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 4317.3, "end": 4318.3, "text": " That's terrible direction."}, {"start": 4318.3, "end": 4320.3, "text": " I don't even know how I did that."}, {"start": 4320.3, "end": 4328.88, "text": " Let me hopefully this we will grow by the time I'm done taking a pee."}, {"start": 4328.88, "end": 4335.88, "text": " People tend to go in circles when they're lost."}, {"start": 4388.88, "end": 4413.88, "text": " I was passed."}, {"start": 4413.88, "end": 4424.56, "text": " Okay, let me let that grow while I go get some iron."}, {"start": 4424.56, "end": 4427.56, "text": " Oh no, I don't wanna go in a cave."}, {"start": 4427.56, "end": 4428.56, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 4428.56, "end": 4429.56, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 4429.56, "end": 4430.56, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 4430.56, "end": 4432.56, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 4444.56, "end": 4446.56, "text": " Do you guys see any from up here?"}, {"start": 4460.56, "end": 4482.56, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4482.56, "end": 4492.96, "text": " I mean, how many pieces is that?"}, {"start": 4492.96, "end": 4499.160000000001, "text": " Guys, how much is that going to be, four?"}, {"start": 4499.160000000001, "end": 4506.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4506.400000000001, "end": 4507.72, "text": " Isn't that all I need?"}, {"start": 4507.72, "end": 4510.400000000001, "text": " Wait, I'm trying to think."}, {"start": 4510.400000000001, "end": 4526.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah, it is. It is because I'm gonna make an iron pickaxe and a piece of flint and steel,"}, {"start": 4526.4800000000005, "end": 4547.84, "text": " right? A shield? Shears? I don't need shears though. Iron axe for fighting. I'd r- I need"}, {"start": 4547.84, "end": 4556.200000000001, "text": " an iron pickaxe! Well, well I'm thinking if I get gold. Like I can mine golden nuggets"}, {"start": 4556.2, "end": 4566.32, "text": " in the nether or something. Fuck this is this is this is a tough decision. This is decision"}, {"start": 4566.32, "end": 4578.32, "text": " of the century. Okay. Well let's just get this out of the way. This is a decision of"}, {"start": 4578.32, "end": 4585.36, "text": " century iron goal and may have respond are you joking are you joking"}, {"start": 4589.84, "end": 4593.88, "text": " fuck that would be nice wouldn't it"}, {"start": 4593.88, "end": 4601.88, "text": " No, not with my luck."}, {"start": 4601.88, "end": 4602.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4602.88, "end": 4605.88, "text": " Cook my food."}, {"start": 4605.88, "end": 4613.88, "text": " I'm going to get blocks to build with."}, {"start": 4613.88, "end": 4614.88, "text": " I need to get more wood."}, {"start": 4614.88, "end": 4615.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4615.88, "end": 4619.88, "text": " More wood and dirt is pretty much what I need."}, {"start": 4619.88, "end": 4620.88, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4620.88, "end": 4622.88, "text": " And then this is getting me some wheat."}, {"start": 4622.88, "end": 4629.88, "text": " So I actually feel pretty good. Maybe get some more stone. Yeah, another axe would be nice."}, {"start": 4629.88, "end": 4641.88, "text": " Stone, wood, and dirt. And then the lava pool is nearby. You did not see the golem."}, {"start": 4641.88, "end": 4654.88, "text": " If I just got- yeah, madame. Madame. Madame. Stupid village."}, {"start": 4654.88, "end": 4674.12, "text": " I'll carry some stone in case I need to make any extra tools and then get a bunch of wood."}, {"start": 4674.12, "end": 4691.88, "text": " mind you Phil's is placing beds in the end. That's not funny. What about armor? Uh, something"}, {"start": 4691.88, "end": 4710.28, "text": " about me I just be drawing tournament and yeah I don't need it if you sleep in"}, {"start": 4710.28, "end": 4713.08, "text": " my fucking bed"}, {"start": 4721.88, "end": 4731.4800000000005, "text": " Can this wheat grow?"}, {"start": 4731.4800000000005, "end": 4734.64, "text": " It's like one piece of wheat."}, {"start": 4734.64, "end": 4738.52, "text": " What's the odds I find iron in this cave?"}, {"start": 4738.52, "end": 4739.52, "text": " That was seed."}, {"start": 4739.52, "end": 4740.52, "text": " I didn't even get wheat."}, {"start": 4740.52, "end": 4749.52, "text": " Wait, why did I not get wheat from that?"}, {"start": 4749.52, "end": 4751.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4751.52, "end": 4753.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4753.52, "end": 4755.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4755.52, "end": 4757.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4757.52, "end": 4759.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4759.52, "end": 4761.52, "text": " It wasn't ready?"}, {"start": 4761.52, "end": 4763.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4763.52, "end": 4765.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4765.52, "end": 4767.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4767.52, "end": 4769.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4769.52, "end": 4771.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4771.52, "end": 4773.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4773.52, "end": 4775.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4775.52, "end": 4777.52, "text": " 0%"}, {"start": 4777.52, "end": 4791.120000000001, "text": " Whatever. Alright, put this in. Put this in. Okay, we're looking good. We're looking good."}, {"start": 4791.4400000000005, "end": 4794.92, "text": " Let's do..."}, {"start": 4794.92, "end": 4824.6, "text": " We're going to do that pickaxe thoughts going pickaxe okay let I'll keep that"}, {"start": 4824.6, "end": 4836.56, "text": " the inventory though and then boom okay acting like I'm not gonna pick that up"}, {"start": 4836.56, "end": 4841.240000000001, "text": " alright so maybe I just wait a little bit for this to grow while I get some dirt"}, {"start": 4841.240000000001, "end": 4850.08, "text": " but looking pretty good looking like we might be in the nether here I have to"}, {"start": 4850.08, "end": 4856.48, "text": " The plate is extremely careful."}, {"start": 4856.48, "end": 4871.76, "text": " I don't want to die because it kind of takes a minute to find stuff."}, {"start": 4871.76, "end": 4878.08, "text": " Use the composter to make the wheat grow."}, {"start": 4878.08, "end": 4879.84, "text": " So I break it?"}, {"start": 4879.84, "end": 4885.92, "text": " Do I break it?"}, {"start": 4885.92, "end": 4911.92, "text": " Right when I did it, I knew it, right when I did it, I knew it, so..."}, {"start": 4911.92, "end": 4928.28, "text": " Okay, I have plenty. Plenty here. Let me make a new shovel. Where's my, where are those"}, {"start": 4928.28, "end": 4929.679999999999, "text": " or all my sticks going."}, {"start": 4938.12, "end": 4938.719999999999, "text": " Looking good."}, {"start": 4947.5199999999995, "end": 4949.759999999999, "text": " OK, let me get rid of some stuff."}, {"start": 4952.2, "end": 4953.04, "text": " Don't need this."}, {"start": 4953.04, "end": 4962.16, "text": " I'm just gonna keep... I can't keep all that wool in my inventory."}, {"start": 4962.16, "end": 4964.64, "text": " One piece of wheat?"}, {"start": 4964.64, "end": 4970.72, "text": " I mean maybe."}, {"start": 4970.72, "end": 4976.16, "text": " Keep this stuff... the egg?"}, {"start": 4976.16, "end": 4978.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4978.16, "end": 4982.0, "text": " Yeah, let's put the food in the bundle."}, {"start": 4982.0, "end": 4988.16, "text": " Let's take the bed out of the bundle."}, {"start": 4988.16, "end": 4989.16, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 4989.16, "end": 4990.8, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 4990.8, "end": 4993.76, "text": " And then let's cook this last bit of food."}, {"start": 4993.76, "end": 4997.72, "text": " Yeah, that's really nice."}, {"start": 4997.72, "end": 4999.76, "text": " That is really, really nice."}, {"start": 4999.76, "end": 5008.0, "text": " No matcha left."}, {"start": 5008.0, "end": 5011.0, "text": " And then this shovel I don't need."}, {"start": 5011.0, "end": 5025.28, "text": " Okay, if I can just get a little bit more of this maybe, even though I have a lot of"}, {"start": 5025.28, "end": 5028.8, "text": " food I'm just scared."}, {"start": 5028.8, "end": 5039.28, "text": " Fearing the nether right now, I'm not, it's not growing, why, like, fuck, whatever, I"}, {"start": 5039.28, "end": 5041.54, "text": " I don't even care about it. I literally do not even care about it."}, {"start": 5041.54, "end": 5046.28, "text": " Like, I don't want it. And genuinely, I don't want your fuck-ass plants, anyways."}, {"start": 5046.28, "end": 5050.28, "text": " It's probably laced. Like, look at you."}, {"start": 5054.28, "end": 5056.28, "text": " I did make baked potatoes."}, {"start": 5057.28, "end": 5059.28, "text": " Those suckers are baked!"}, {"start": 5066.28, "end": 5068.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5069.28, "end": 5074.04, "text": " So, I'll finish the watermelon and then I'll switch to my mutton."}, {"start": 5074.04, "end": 5094.84, "text": " So am I about to go to the nether?"}, {"start": 5094.84, "end": 5104.24, "text": " I don't know if I should kill these, I'm not gonna kill these animals right now."}, {"start": 5104.24, "end": 5108.52, "text": " Alright, where was that lava pool?"}, {"start": 5108.52, "end": 5118.4400000000005, "text": " Now this is gonna be a little bit interesting."}, {"start": 5118.4400000000005, "end": 5119.4400000000005, "text": " Who remembers?"}, {"start": 5119.4400000000005, "end": 5126.4400000000005, "text": " Where is where that lava pool was?"}, {"start": 5126.4400000000005, "end": 5147.240000000001, "text": " Who remembers gets blocked, damn."}, {"start": 5147.24, "end": 5149.24, "text": " by the hill."}, {"start": 5165.24, "end": 5167.24, "text": " Okay, yeah, I'll see when I'm up here."}, {"start": 5171.24, "end": 5173.24, "text": " Or was it, it was like over here though."}, {"start": 5173.24, "end": 5189.86, "text": " Look at myself. Let's just go up on the hill. Fuck yeah. My last stream before my trip and"}, {"start": 5189.86, "end": 5192.38, "text": " I'm gonna end it on beating Minecraft kind of cinema"}, {"start": 5219.86, "end": 5248.86, "text": " Here, here goes fucking nothing."}, {"start": 5248.86, "end": 5260.299999999999, "text": " Guys that clip of me in the boat apparently that was just a glitch I just thought because"}, {"start": 5260.299999999999, "end": 5266.0199999999995, "text": " I died when I fell off trying to beat that evil ass seed."}, {"start": 5266.0199999999995, "end": 5272.0599999999995, "text": " I just thought I hit shift cuz like how else would I die I just figured like I hit shift"}, {"start": 5272.0599999999995, "end": 5277.98, "text": " right at the last second but I remember being like damn like I really didn't think I did."}, {"start": 5277.9800000000005, "end": 5284.740000000001, "text": " that is just a crazy glitch in the game so type of shit that happens to me oh my"}, {"start": 5284.740000000001, "end": 5289.06, "text": " gosh wait the light is like this is like weird"}, {"start": 5290.42, "end": 5296.26, "text": " like this isn't real Minecraft everything feels real or mcsr is like"}, {"start": 5296.26, "end": 5315.18, "text": " fake. It does the same thing. It does the same thing. Make the L. Put the shoulders. Mind"}, {"start": 5315.18, "end": 5327.5, "text": " the hole, pick up the water, place the water, and build your portal and it does the same"}, {"start": 5327.5, "end": 5330.42, "text": " thing."}, {"start": 5330.42, "end": 5343.1, "text": " I could have been doing this all these years."}, {"start": 5343.1, "end": 5361.54, "text": " I mean, I literally mean."}, {"start": 5361.54, "end": 5367.18, "text": " Fuck I'm scared."}, {"start": 5367.18, "end": 5372.58, "text": " I wonder if I should turn my render distance down."}, {"start": 5372.58, "end": 5377.42, "text": " Okay, I'm okay to spot in here. Oh shit. Wait a minute. I can't f3b"}, {"start": 5378.7, "end": 5381.0, "text": " Wait, what do I do if I can't f3b?"}, {"start": 5386.64, "end": 5388.64, "text": " What do you mean the Brutes like"}, {"start": 5388.64, "end": 5405.64, "text": " Okay, guys if I have gold on will the brute still harass me?"}, {"start": 5435.64, "end": 5455.72, "text": " I can still use F3."}, {"start": 5455.72, "end": 5457.92, "text": " Wait but where's my entities?"}, {"start": 5457.92, "end": 5462.92, "text": " How do I get entities on screen?"}, {"start": 5462.92, "end": 5478.16, "text": " It doesn't lower the E. Am I trippin'?"}, {"start": 5478.16, "end": 5484.92, "text": " In settings."}, {"start": 5484.92, "end": 5488.2, "text": " What would that be?"}, {"start": 5488.2, "end": 5490.2, "text": " Entities on."}, {"start": 5490.2, "end": 5503.92, "text": " FOV 30, but still that doesn't change the fact that I don't have E. F3 plus F6, F3 plus"}, {"start": 5503.92, "end": 5505.92, "text": " That was F6."}, {"start": 5505.92, "end": 5507.92, "text": " Oh, that was F7."}, {"start": 5507.92, "end": 5509.92, "text": " F6."}, {"start": 5517.92, "end": 5519.92, "text": " And now which one is it?"}, {"start": 5525.92, "end": 5527.92, "text": " Is this going to change everyone's game?"}, {"start": 5527.92, "end": 5529.92, "text": " Did I open up something bad?"}, {"start": 5533.92, "end": 5540.92, "text": " I'll just do both of these because I don't know which one it is."}, {"start": 5540.92, "end": 5541.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5541.92, "end": 5542.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5542.92, "end": 5543.92, "text": " I feel it be 30."}, {"start": 5543.92, "end": 5544.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5544.92, "end": 5549.92, "text": " I feel it be 30."}, {"start": 5549.92, "end": 5551.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5551.92, "end": 5554.92, "text": " Do I go to the free spike?"}, {"start": 5554.92, "end": 5557.92, "text": " Do we go to the free spike?"}, {"start": 5557.92, "end": 5562.92, "text": " Coach?"}, {"start": 5562.92, "end": 5572.92, "text": " Entity hitboxes? That's F3 plus B."}, {"start": 5572.92, "end": 5576.92, "text": " Try turn render all the way up."}, {"start": 5576.92, "end": 5584.92, "text": " Max!"}, {"start": 5584.92, "end": 5590.92, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 5590.92, "end": 5593.4800000000005, "text": " I'll be fucking damned. We might have to do it the hard way."}, {"start": 5594.36, "end": 5595.8, "text": " Entity distance as well?"}, {"start": 5598.76, "end": 5599.4, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5600.84, "end": 5606.84, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 5621.92, "end": 5624.54, "text": " This is this yeah, this version is like weird"}, {"start": 5625.42, "end": 5629.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, well, I mean, I'll just have to beat it. I might just have to do the old-fashioned way, but that's okay"}, {"start": 5632.56, "end": 5639.28, "text": " Also, this is good. This is good for armor. He's like this gold. It's actually pretty pretty decent"}, {"start": 5642.8, "end": 5647.42, "text": " Well, this is actually such an L bro, this is so fucking bad"}, {"start": 5650.92, "end": 5653.4, "text": " This is such an L spawn."}, {"start": 5656.04, "end": 5657.56, "text": " It spikes when I look down?"}, {"start": 5659.0, "end": 5659.56, "text": " Wait what?"}, {"start": 5665.96, "end": 5667.64, "text": " This spawn fucking sucks."}, {"start": 5669.32, "end": 5670.6, "text": " Of course I get this shit."}, {"start": 5676.28, "end": 5679.88, "text": " Should I dig in the wall or dig down?"}, {"start": 5680.92, "end": 5685.92, "text": " That was a gas."}, {"start": 5685.92, "end": 5690.92, "text": " Dig down, staircase down."}, {"start": 5690.92, "end": 5695.92, "text": " Okay, free bow."}, {"start": 5740.92, "end": 5759.16, "text": " Thank you, Snuff, for the five."}, {"start": 5759.16, "end": 5767.16, "text": " I was eating the, I was spam eating."}, {"start": 5767.16, "end": 5769.36, "text": " How do I change version?"}, {"start": 5769.36, "end": 5782.04, "text": " What do you mean the older version?"}, {"start": 5782.04, "end": 5783.04, "text": " Call me, you'll help."}, {"start": 5783.04, "end": 5784.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5784.04, "end": 5785.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 5785.04, "end": 5786.04, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 5786.04, "end": 5787.04, "text": " Shot."}, {"start": 5787.04, "end": 5788.72, "text": " That was run one of two."}, {"start": 5788.72, "end": 5795.639999999999, "text": " This next run, promissor, allinated, was one warmup."}, {"start": 5795.64, "end": 5800.64, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 5800.64, "end": 5802.64, "text": " Hello, Max."}, {"start": 5802.64, "end": 5803.64, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5803.64, "end": 5804.64, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 5804.64, "end": 5805.64, "text": " Fucked up."}, {"start": 5805.64, "end": 5807.64, "text": " Fucked and suck."}, {"start": 5807.64, "end": 5809.64, "text": " No, you're fine."}, {"start": 5809.64, "end": 5811.64, "text": " That version is really fucked."}, {"start": 5811.64, "end": 5816.64, "text": " The last time I speedrun it, I died like 30 times trying to beat the game."}, {"start": 5816.64, "end": 5817.64, "text": " So wait."}, {"start": 5817.64, "end": 5819.64, "text": " What do you mean like that version though?"}, {"start": 5819.64, "end": 5821.64, "text": " No, it was like that version."}, {"start": 5821.64, "end": 5827.12, "text": " It's trying to beat the game so wait. What do you mean like that version though? Like what does that even mean?"}, {"start": 5827.96, "end": 5834.08, "text": " Because the version that we speedrun minecraft on is like well like that I taught you on is like an older version"}, {"start": 5834.08, "end": 5841.58, "text": " That's like more suited for like being optimized to be beaten quickly if that makes sense. Yeah, but everything is optimized on there"}, {"start": 5842.400000000001, "end": 5844.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, whereas the new one it's like"}, {"start": 5845.160000000001, "end": 5849.240000000001, "text": " Bullshit it's fucking bullshit. They've got these people in bullshit. I"}, {"start": 5849.24, "end": 5854.34, "text": " What I was so scared is the the piglin brutes they're like with the skeletons"}, {"start": 5854.34, "end": 5861.0, "text": " but twice as scary and they all spawn in the Bastion. Shit I wanted to see one I"}, {"start": 5861.0, "end": 5870.82, "text": " even get to see one. Okay open your Minecraft launcher. Okay I'm in it. Hold on let me"}, {"start": 5870.82, "end": 5878.139999999999, "text": " boot it as well you can do hardcore on this next one I can do it hardcore yeah"}, {"start": 5878.139999999999, "end": 5882.179999999999, "text": " yeah yeah yeah perfect how's your holiday"}, {"start": 5882.179999999999, "end": 5887.0199999999995, "text": " all me all the days good I spent some of today trying to sit up in your brain"}, {"start": 5887.0199999999995, "end": 5893.86, "text": " bot and flopped so it is hard to sell that's why I was like oh fuck yeah maybe"}, {"start": 5893.86, "end": 5899.58, "text": " we need a little bit of time to do that okay so you see where it says at the"}, {"start": 5899.58, "end": 5908.62, "text": " top, left it says installations, press new installation, click right button, and then"}, {"start": 5908.62, "end": 5919.58, "text": " press version in the drop down menu, scroll, wait actually I think you can type, type 1.16.1"}, {"start": 5919.58, "end": 5925.6, "text": " Okay that one click on it release one sixteen one yeah and then just at the"}, {"start": 5925.6, "end": 5935.22, "text": " bottom right just press install that's it and so now I'm gonna play this one you're"}, {"start": 5935.22, "end": 5939.0199999999995, "text": " gonna be playing the same version that we were playing last week but I can't"}, {"start": 5939.0199999999995, "end": 5942.22, "text": " promise you that you'll spawn next to like a village or anything because it's"}, {"start": 5942.22, "end": 5946.22, "text": " It's not the perfect seeds that you get on MCS-R-Rank."}, {"start": 5946.22, "end": 5951.860000000001, "text": " Yeah, but I mean, I'll still beat it so it doesn't even matter, you know?"}, {"start": 5951.860000000001, "end": 5952.860000000001, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 5952.860000000001, "end": 5953.860000000001, "text": " The game is still the same."}, {"start": 5953.860000000001, "end": 5954.860000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5954.860000000001, "end": 5958.62, "text": " Okay, so it takes a little bit to download, but aww, thank you, Max!"}, {"start": 5958.62, "end": 5959.62, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 5959.62, "end": 5965.22, "text": " I can't tell you what it is, but the next time that we stream together, I have a surprise"}, {"start": 5965.22, "end": 5966.22, "text": " for you."}, {"start": 5966.22, "end": 5967.22, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 5967.22, "end": 5971.3, "text": " When I come back, we'll run back another stream."}, {"start": 5971.3, "end": 5977.02, "text": " can I I was I was speaking to someone that you know very well and I got a"}, {"start": 5977.02, "end": 5991.02, "text": " surprise to show you oh gosh oh gosh how well do I know them I would say one of"}, {"start": 5991.02, "end": 5995.62, "text": " the people you probably know the best in the world oh my gosh is there any"}, {"start": 5995.62, "end": 6002.62, "text": " chance I'm at their house right now? No, no, no, it's not that. Oh, okay, okay. Wait,"}, {"start": 6002.62, "end": 6009.9, "text": " isn't my mom or dad? No, no, it's for your parents. No, I'm not going to tell you. I'll"}, {"start": 6009.9, "end": 6014.42, "text": " just surprise you once it happens. I'm so excited. Thank you, Max. All right, we'll"}, {"start": 6014.42, "end": 6018.5, "text": " play when I'm back. I'll let you up. All right, sure. See you. All right. Have"}, {"start": 6018.5, "end": 6025.42, "text": " a fun holiday. In the next one. Bye, Max. Bye-bye. Okay, let's go. So this"}, {"start": 6025.42, "end": 6030.26, "text": " version basically what Max is saying is this version is a hundred percent"}, {"start": 6030.26, "end": 6042.22, "text": " beatable for me and I'm titling it beat it better not be fucking why it yeah it"}, {"start": 6042.22, "end": 6045.86, "text": " would not be okay"}, {"start": 6045.86, "end": 6055.639999999999, "text": " Is this gonna show this new one now?"}, {"start": 6055.639999999999, "end": 6056.639999999999, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6056.639999999999, "end": 6059.139999999999, "text": " Who leaked Wrigley's number?"}, {"start": 6059.139999999999, "end": 6060.639999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6060.639999999999, "end": 6062.139999999999, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 6062.139999999999, "end": 6068.759999999999, "text": " Chad, I only knew two people."}, {"start": 6068.759999999999, "end": 6073.42, "text": " I literally only know Sassy Stewie and Vanilla."}, {"start": 6073.42, "end": 6078.42, "text": " Which is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 6078.42, "end": 6099.42, "text": " Alright, we'll find the planes."}, {"start": 6099.42, "end": 6106.6, "text": " Yep, this version feels a lot better."}, {"start": 6106.6, "end": 6109.32, "text": " Should I already just like- oh, that's iron!"}, {"start": 6109.32, "end": 6111.8, "text": " Fuck, wait, let's go get that."}, {"start": 6111.8, "end": 6118.9, "text": " Let's go get that before these mobs get me."}, {"start": 6118.9, "end": 6123.4, "text": " So maybe I could like make some tools rather than just like fuck around."}, {"start": 6123.4, "end": 6124.8, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6124.8, "end": 6131.12, "text": " So, let's not make the same mistake as last time."}, {"start": 6131.12, "end": 6133.12, "text": " And then pick..."}, {"start": 6133.12, "end": 6141.12, "text": " Welcome to hell!"}, {"start": 6141.12, "end": 6146.12, "text": " Beautiful."}, {"start": 6146.12, "end": 6157.12, "text": " We'll get stoned. Oh look at all this iron."}, {"start": 6157.12, "end": 6158.92, "text": " AHHHHHHHHH!"}, {"start": 6187.12, "end": 6193.92, "text": " didn't know that didn't know that did not know that that's a new one for me okay"}, {"start": 6193.92, "end": 6198.64, "text": " that's a new one thank you lol cool girl"}, {"start": 6203.24, "end": 6208.88, "text": " for your five wait this is a lot of iron I'm like so this is gonna be so good"}, {"start": 6208.88, "end": 6214.04, "text": " still gonna try and look for a village but this is already much better"}, {"start": 6217.12, "end": 6225.72, "text": " Yeah, I could get coal."}, {"start": 6225.72, "end": 6233.24, "text": " Wait, you can just play old versions of Minecraft that's so lit."}, {"start": 6233.24, "end": 6239.86, "text": " Koon matrix with the five I"}, {"start": 6248.32, "end": 6250.78, "text": " Just saw a video on old Minecraft caves"}, {"start": 6252.38, "end": 6257.44, "text": " How they used they like now they're like so open and stuff and they used to not be guys"}, {"start": 6257.44, "end": 6259.92, "text": " What's your guys's thoughts new Minecraft caves or old?"}, {"start": 6263.24, "end": 6267.24, "text": " Oh, yeah, cuz this is the whole iron block"}, {"start": 6268.76, "end": 6274.04, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm actually team new because the old ones is so hard to navigate"}, {"start": 6276.2, "end": 6279.16, "text": " And I know you might be like, okay, you didn't even put on the old ones"}, {"start": 6279.16, "end": 6283.76, "text": " But on my iPad when I was younger, I had Minecraft now. I was typically running creative"}, {"start": 6284.28, "end": 6286.28, "text": " But I had the game"}, {"start": 6287.08, "end": 6291.88, "text": " If I die for like the hunger or something because I'm trying to get all this shit"}, {"start": 6293.24, "end": 6303.04, "text": " Wait, am I gonna die?"}, {"start": 6303.04, "end": 6304.04, "text": " To gravel?"}, {"start": 6304.04, "end": 6309.04, "text": " Did I pass it?"}, {"start": 6309.04, "end": 6316.04, "text": " Did I pass it?"}, {"start": 6339.32, "end": 6343.08, "text": " Yeah, these blocks are fire, so I don't think I'm like eating chicken"}, {"start": 6347.4, "end": 6349.4, "text": " How is there no mobs in this one?"}, {"start": 6352.16, "end": 6357.66, "text": " Maybe like Katie, how are you even gonna get back up? Maybe the water trip? Maybe the water method?"}, {"start": 6357.66, "end": 6359.66, "text": " I don't even need all that iron right there"}, {"start": 6361.42, "end": 6364.96, "text": " Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on"}, {"start": 6399.04, "end": 6402.04, "text": " Holy fucking iron!"}, {"start": 6402.04, "end": 6406.04, "text": " Wait, am I zoomed in?"}, {"start": 6406.04, "end": 6411.04, "text": " I'm a quick pro!"}, {"start": 6411.04, "end": 6416.04, "text": " I'm a quick pro!"}, {"start": 6416.04, "end": 6421.04, "text": " I'm a quick pro!"}, {"start": 6421.04, "end": 6426.04, "text": " I'm a quick pro!"}, {"start": 6426.04, "end": 6427.04, "text": " Quick pro!"}, {"start": 6431.04, "end": 6433.04, "text": " FLV is a little different."}, {"start": 6433.04, "end": 6436.04, "text": " These are my standard settings, you know."}, {"start": 6440.04, "end": 6442.04, "text": " So does she know her hearts don't regenerate?"}, {"start": 6442.04, "end": 6443.04, "text": " Yes I do, Kenzie."}, {"start": 6443.04, "end": 6444.04, "text": " I promise you I do."}, {"start": 6444.04, "end": 6445.04, "text": " I just need to find food."}, {"start": 6445.04, "end": 6447.04, "text": " I went for the iron first."}, {"start": 6447.04, "end": 6449.04, "text": " Bear with me, please."}, {"start": 6449.04, "end": 6450.04, "text": " If you could just bear."}, {"start": 6452.04, "end": 6453.04, "text": " I'm about to go get food."}, {"start": 6453.04, "end": 6454.04, "text": " I'm about to cook."}, {"start": 6454.04, "end": 6455.04, "text": " And I'm about to have a lovely dinner."}, {"start": 6455.04, "end": 6455.88, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6461.4, "end": 6463.84, "text": " Not much for stabling Minecraft, I promise you."}, {"start": 6466.56, "end": 6467.4, "text": " I gotta be careful."}, {"start": 6467.4, "end": 6469.4, "text": " If I fall off this tree, I'm literally dead."}, {"start": 6471.08, "end": 6473.12, "text": " Okay, is there animals in this game mode"}, {"start": 6473.12, "end": 6475.12, "text": " or not in this version?"}, {"start": 6475.12, "end": 6477.72, "text": " Would I have to go like pick apples or something?"}, {"start": 6479.12, "end": 6481.32, "text": " Oh, there's not animals in this game mode."}, {"start": 6481.32, "end": 6489.4, "text": " No, not too much on Kenzie, like, not too much."}, {"start": 6489.4, "end": 6493.759999999999, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 6493.759999999999, "end": 6495.759999999999, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 6495.759999999999, "end": 6502.08, "text": " Oh no, there's no animals in this game mode!"}, {"start": 6502.08, "end": 6504.08, "text": " Not hanged towards the snow."}, {"start": 6504.08, "end": 6506.08, "text": " No, they took out animals!"}, {"start": 6506.08, "end": 6508.08, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 6508.08, "end": 6510.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6517.5599999999995, "end": 6519.5599999999995, "text": " Guys"}, {"start": 6628.08, "end": 6630.08, "text": " That's good food."}, {"start": 6630.08, "end": 6657.08, "text": " Oh no, oh no, it's going to be night time and I have no sheep."}, {"start": 6657.08, "end": 6658.78, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 6661.44, "end": 6663.18, "text": " This is fucking stressful."}, {"start": 6668.72, "end": 6671.16, "text": " I've never eaten the fish before, no."}, {"start": 6671.16, "end": 6672.36, "text": " In real life, yes."}, {"start": 6676.36, "end": 6678.5199999999995, "text": " I need to do my iron and everything as well."}, {"start": 6678.5199999999995, "end": 6680.2, "text": " Oh my gosh, but it's gonna be night time."}, {"start": 6680.2, "end": 6683.04, "text": " Oh my goodness, it's gonna be fucking night time."}, {"start": 6683.04, "end": 6684.44, "text": " Oh, we gotta cook this food before night time"}, {"start": 6684.44, "end": 6686.44, "text": " because we gotta go, we gotta go."}, {"start": 6686.4400000000005, "end": 6687.4400000000005, "text": " We got to travel."}, {"start": 6690.4400000000005, "end": 6691.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 6691.4400000000005, "end": 6693.4400000000005, "text": " We got to stumble upon a village in the night."}, {"start": 6703.4400000000005, "end": 6704.4400000000005, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 6716.4400000000005, "end": 6723.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no."}, {"start": 6723.4400000000005, "end": 6726.4400000000005, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 6726.4400000000005, "end": 6736.4400000000005, "text": " Thank you for the ride!"}, {"start": 6736.4400000000005, "end": 6747.120000000001, "text": " Thank you for the ride!"}, {"start": 6747.120000000001, "end": 6748.120000000001, "text": " W Raider."}, {"start": 6748.120000000001, "end": 6760.000000000001, "text": " I can't see the username because my OBS is covering it but W."}, {"start": 6760.000000000001, "end": 6761.000000000001, "text": " Build a small house in weight?"}, {"start": 6761.000000000001, "end": 6764.68, "text": " Oh no no no no, I'm a speedrunner now."}, {"start": 6764.68, "end": 6769.08, "text": " I don't even care about iron tools right now. I gotta get on the move I"}, {"start": 6770.900000000001, "end": 6772.900000000001, "text": " Gotta find a place before sunrise"}, {"start": 6779.1, "end": 6784.1, "text": " Cook faster cook faster"}, {"start": 6786.320000000001, "end": 6790.38, "text": " Dude is he like right here, okay the zombie is right here by the way"}, {"start": 6790.38, "end": 6795.900000000001, "text": " We're like right here."}, {"start": 6795.900000000001, "end": 6800.900000000001, "text": " It's like right there, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 6800.900000000001, "end": 6803.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6803.58, "end": 6804.58, "text": " Off hand food."}, {"start": 6804.58, "end": 6806.9800000000005, "text": " A good tip if you've never played Minecraft."}, {"start": 6806.9800000000005, "end": 6807.9800000000005, "text": " Off hand your food."}, {"start": 6807.9800000000005, "end": 6808.9800000000005, "text": " What does that mean?"}, {"start": 6808.9800000000005, "end": 6811.38, "text": " That means put it in the hand that you're not using."}, {"start": 6811.38, "end": 6812.38, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 6812.38, "end": 6817.06, "text": " Let's just boat out of here."}, {"start": 6817.06, "end": 6818.06, "text": " That's the oak."}, {"start": 6818.06, "end": 6819.06, "text": " I'm going this way."}, {"start": 6819.06, "end": 6822.22, "text": " Make a smoker?"}, {"start": 6822.22, "end": 6825.22, "text": " I don't smoke!"}, {"start": 6825.22, "end": 6827.620000000001, "text": " I don't, um, do that."}, {"start": 6827.620000000001, "end": 6832.26, "text": " I don't partake in that, because I wouldn't promote that to kids, so."}, {"start": 6832.26, "end": 6836.18, "text": " Oh no, why are they shooting- oh my god, of course the river runs out!"}, {"start": 6836.18, "end": 6839.580000000001, "text": " Of course the river runs out!"}, {"start": 6839.580000000001, "end": 6845.620000000001, "text": " If I die in a hole, fuck it."}, {"start": 6845.62, "end": 6850.7, "text": " Alright, we just gotta find a village at night, which should be easy because all the lights,"}, {"start": 6850.7, "end": 6851.7, "text": " boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 6851.7, "end": 6852.7, "text": " Let's get up on..."}, {"start": 6852.7, "end": 6855.7, "text": " You wanna stay up?"}, {"start": 6855.7, "end": 6856.7, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 6856.7, "end": 6859.98, "text": " I need more blocks to build."}, {"start": 6859.98, "end": 6862.98, "text": " That's really bad, actually."}, {"start": 6862.98, "end": 6871.98, "text": " I'm gonna get some of this while I have some time."}, {"start": 6871.9800000000005, "end": 6873.9800000000005, "text": " Eek"}, {"start": 6875.34, "end": 6878.46, "text": " Eat much much much much much much"}, {"start": 6883.580000000001, "end": 6887.660000000001, "text": " It do villages only spot in the planes because that's what it feels like"}, {"start": 6891.9800000000005, "end": 6895.240000000001, "text": " Ava eats apples thank you for your five gifted"}, {"start": 6897.580000000001, "end": 6899.580000000001, "text": " All right, oh"}, {"start": 6899.58, "end": 6901.58, "text": " Oh, bitch!"}, {"start": 6907.26, "end": 6909.26, "text": " Missed me! Missed me!"}, {"start": 6913.82, "end": 6916.82, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. I saw the light, I saw the light."}, {"start": 6929.58, "end": 6939.22, "text": " Plains!"}, {"start": 6939.22, "end": 6942.58, "text": " I should kill these animals."}, {"start": 6942.58, "end": 6945.42, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 6945.42, "end": 6949.14, "text": " I don't even care."}, {"start": 6949.14, "end": 6956.14, "text": " I don't even want this one."}, {"start": 6956.14, "end": 6958.14, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 6958.14, "end": 6962.58, "text": " gosh okay maybe I turn off hitboxes cuz damn"}, {"start": 6965.18, "end": 6969.3, "text": " guys a village you see one"}, {"start": 6976.34, "end": 6981.900000000001, "text": " oh I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm so sorry"}, {"start": 6988.14, "end": 7007.58, "text": " Lay low?"}, {"start": 7007.58, "end": 7012.14, "text": " I mean I had to stumble upon a village, but literally before sunrise."}, {"start": 7012.14, "end": 7015.84, "text": " Guys Marsh Village, what's the odds we get a Marsh Village?"}, {"start": 7023.22, "end": 7025.22, "text": " Zero"}, {"start": 7025.22, "end": 7041.66, "text": " Come on!"}, {"start": 7041.66, "end": 7050.5, "text": " Max, you failed to tell me there's no food!"}, {"start": 7050.5, "end": 7051.5, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 7051.5, "end": 7052.5, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 7052.5, "end": 7053.5, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7053.5, "end": 7080.3, "text": " Oh, and this is a village."}, {"start": 7080.3, "end": 7086.900000000001, "text": " licking their lips. Oh shit. Just boat, just boat, Katie. Just boat, just boat, just boat."}, {"start": 7086.900000000001, "end": 7096.900000000001, "text": " Just place your fucking boat! And a blacksmith! Aaaaaaah! Oh, oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 7096.900000000001, "end": 7108.740000000001, "text": " This is so fucking good."}, {"start": 7108.740000000001, "end": 7110.34, "text": " Why are villagers so submissive?"}, {"start": 7110.34, "end": 7115.3, "text": " Like I literally just woke you up in the middle of the night, took your bed, and you're just"}, {"start": 7115.3, "end": 7117.3, "text": " gonna leave?"}, {"start": 7117.3, "end": 7129.5, "text": " Yeah, that's amazing looting as well."}, {"start": 7129.5, "end": 7135.42, "text": " Okay, let's go to the start of the village so I don't miss any houses."}, {"start": 7135.42, "end": 7137.42, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 7137.42, "end": 7142.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, is this not a gate?"}, {"start": 7142.9800000000005, "end": 7154.42, "text": " So I don't know how to play the game, so it stays with me, it stays with me."}, {"start": 7154.42, "end": 7156.42, "text": " Sassy Stewie! Sassy Stewie! Sassy Stewie!"}, {"start": 7158.42, "end": 7160.42, "text": " Oh my God! Sassy Stewie!"}, {"start": 7160.42, "end": 7162.42, "text": " What? Dude, I fucking suck!"}, {"start": 7162.42, "end": 7164.42, "text": " What? I fucking suck!"}, {"start": 7164.42, "end": 7166.42, "text": " What? I just fucking died!"}, {"start": 7166.42, "end": 7167.42, "text": " The first time!"}, {"start": 7167.42, "end": 7169.42, "text": " No! Really? That means God!"}, {"start": 7170.42, "end": 7172.42, "text": " Oh my God! Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 7172.42, "end": 7174.42, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 7174.42, "end": 7176.42, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 7176.42, "end": 7178.42, "text": " No, I'm like actually mad!"}, {"start": 7178.42, "end": 7180.42, "text": " I'm not kidding! I'm genuinely mad!"}, {"start": 7180.42, "end": 7182.42, "text": " Dude, what is wrong with me?"}, {"start": 7182.42, "end": 7186.58, "text": " with me what is wrong with me"}, {"start": 7188.9400000000005, "end": 7199.02, "text": " you know sauce get up I'm actually mad I know but hey I don't want to put a"}, {"start": 7199.02, "end": 7205.02, "text": " hole in your mother yeah you better not on your bottom you know"}, {"start": 7205.02, "end": 7212.38, "text": " listen it's okay everything was so perfect and that's gonna happen I need"}, {"start": 7212.38, "end": 7218.88, "text": " And that's gonna happen. Listen, this is like, you have not been playing hardcore for that long."}, {"start": 7218.88, "end": 7225.88, "text": " And you've also just learned some of the necessary things to be able to beat it, not even all of them."}, {"start": 7225.88, "end": 7232.88, "text": " Dude, you have gotten better, but you're not like a Minecraft gamer, so like, work your way there."}, {"start": 7232.88, "end": 7234.88, "text": " Wayne, you're not gonna get there today."}, {"start": 7234.88, "end": 7237.88, "text": " I thought I was, I did a whole speech at the beginning, I was like..."}, {"start": 7237.88, "end": 7245.58, "text": " But none of that matters. Those are theatrics to boost your self-confidence and it works and sometimes it doesn't and that's okay"}, {"start": 7247.08, "end": 7249.08, "text": " Actually, I'm fuming. I'm gonna"}, {"start": 7253.08, "end": 7255.08, "text": " Turkey"}, {"start": 7259.52, "end": 7261.52, "text": " No, thank you"}, {"start": 7267.88, "end": 7297.56, "text": " I cannot believe this guys this is actually like really"}, {"start": 7297.56, "end": 7320.76, "text": " sad. That is so sad. It's really sad. Is it, what is it? The shovel? That's why I should"}, {"start": 7320.76, "end": 7330.76, "text": " turn around I love it was like the zombies it's like a free shot I cannot"}, {"start": 7330.76, "end": 7343.68, "text": " believe that I am so upset I just stumbled upon the holy grail do you"}, {"start": 7343.68, "end": 7347.6, "text": " actually want to do this or not do you actually want to do this or not do"}, {"start": 7347.6, "end": 7349.6, "text": " Do you actually want to fucking do this or not?"}, {"start": 7367.280000000001, "end": 7369.780000000001, "text": " Wait, so Hardcore makes the game harder?"}, {"start": 7377.6, "end": 7387.6, "text": " This looks promising."}, {"start": 7387.6, "end": 7398.280000000001, "text": " You're taking- Okay."}, {"start": 7398.280000000001, "end": 7400.280000000001, "text": " I feel like they gifted me this."}, {"start": 7400.280000000001, "end": 7407.4400000000005, "text": " I genuinely feel like Mojang is in here."}, {"start": 7407.4400000000005, "end": 7409.620000000001, "text": " I know it's called a hardcore, but I thought it was called a whore-"}, {"start": 7409.620000000001, "end": 7417.38, "text": " whore? whore-whore? whore-whore? whore-whore? whore-whore?"}, {"start": 7417.38, "end": 7420.4800000000005, "text": " I thought it was called that just because when you die, you die."}, {"start": 7420.4800000000005, "end": 7434.280000000001, "text": " Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy Stuart?"}, {"start": 7434.28, "end": 7436.88, "text": " You are right! I spawned right by a village!"}, {"start": 7439.88, "end": 7440.48, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 7441.88, "end": 7444.48, "text": " You're right. The last one's gonna fucking suck."}, {"start": 7449.679999999999, "end": 7451.08, "text": " Harassing her in her own home."}, {"start": 7451.08, "end": 7454.679999999999, "text": " Well, I can only think that like, she just saw me so distraught,"}, {"start": 7454.679999999999, "end": 7456.88, "text": " she's probably really worried about me."}, {"start": 7457.48, "end": 7458.28, "text": " Do you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 7460.08, "end": 7462.48, "text": " Like, I can only imagine she was like in her room like,"}, {"start": 7462.48, "end": 7463.88, "text": " oh my gosh, I hope she's okay."}, {"start": 7464.28, "end": 7473.719999999999, "text": " So, I just want to let her know."}, {"start": 7473.719999999999, "end": 7481.96, "text": " And guys, this is like why it's okay sometimes to fail because sometimes you come upon this."}, {"start": 7481.96, "end": 7482.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7482.96, "end": 7488.759999999999, "text": " What can I make with that?"}, {"start": 7488.759999999999, "end": 7489.759999999999, "text": " Shovel?"}, {"start": 7489.759999999999, "end": 7490.759999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7491.64, "end": 7496.92, "text": " It's not really great. We're gonna need the iron golem. Oh"}, {"start": 7500.68, "end": 7504.12, "text": " A sword. Oh, okay diamond sword"}, {"start": 7506.360000000001, "end": 7511.400000000001, "text": " Yeah, I look you need the iron. Oh, and we okay we got hay bales though. All right, let's like make some"}, {"start": 7520.76, "end": 7546.24, "text": " I'm going diamond sword on him. I don't even care."}, {"start": 7546.24, "end": 7547.84, "text": " Yeah, I don't need a diamond shovel."}, {"start": 7551.5599999999995, "end": 7552.5199999999995, "text": " You're right. You're right."}, {"start": 7552.5199999999995, "end": 7556.679999999999, "text": " The sword, I guess I can use the sword in my first slot for now."}, {"start": 7557.08, "end": 7560.4, "text": " Well, maybe not, because I'm used to this being there."}, {"start": 7564.679999999999, "end": 7565.679999999999, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 7569.36, "end": 7571.28, "text": " Oh, my gosh, this village kind of sucks, though."}, {"start": 7573.5599999999995, "end": 7575.599999999999, "text": " It's kind of shite, but I'm"}, {"start": 7576.24, "end": 7583.0, "text": " Feeling like the desert could be promising. Is this it? Is this really it?"}, {"start": 7586.0, "end": 7588.0, "text": " Oh, we started King"}, {"start": 7589.8, "end": 7591.88, "text": " Ungrateful kind of"}, {"start": 7598.0, "end": 7600.0, "text": " Let's get all this bread though"}, {"start": 7603.8, "end": 7606.04, "text": " Surely that's not all the houses, right?"}, {"start": 7606.24, "end": 7611.24, "text": " I missed something I think."}, {"start": 7611.24, "end": 7617.24, "text": " I had to miss one of them."}, {"start": 7617.24, "end": 7618.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7618.24, "end": 7619.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7619.24, "end": 7620.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7620.24, "end": 7622.24, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7622.24, "end": 7624.24, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7642.24, "end": 7644.24, "text": " This is pretty good."}, {"start": 7650.24, "end": 7652.84, "text": " Oh my god, all this bread is gonna be fire."}, {"start": 7652.84, "end": 7654.2, "text": " Okay, this is a good village."}, {"start": 7654.2, "end": 7655.599999999999, "text": " This is great. This is great."}, {"start": 7656.94, "end": 7658.599999999999, "text": " Honestly, just for food?"}, {"start": 7658.599999999999, "end": 7659.9, "text": " Another blacksmith."}, {"start": 7659.9, "end": 7661.0, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 7661.0, "end": 7662.94, "text": " Okay, Kay's back!"}, {"start": 7665.74, "end": 7668.84, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 7668.84, "end": 7669.84, "text": " I feel okay."}, {"start": 7672.04, "end": 7673.2, "text": " One iron though."}, {"start": 7677.24, "end": 7678.4, "text": " I'm rarely on this app."}, {"start": 7678.4, "end": 7679.2, "text": " Thank you for the five."}, {"start": 7679.2, "end": 7681.2, "text": " I'm glad you're here today."}, {"start": 7682.88, "end": 7686.96, "text": " This sword is annoying though. I'm about to make my food, don't worry."}, {"start": 7691.92, "end": 7694.84, "text": " I don't know if I really should carry all these beds right now, but..."}, {"start": 7698.72, "end": 7700.72, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7704.5199999999995, "end": 7707.88, "text": " Yeah, we heard you the first fucking time."}, {"start": 7709.2, "end": 7720.2, "text": " So what's that going to craft by the way?"}, {"start": 7720.2, "end": 7730.2, "text": " That's a lot of food."}, {"start": 7730.2, "end": 7756.72, "text": " fuck yeah fuck yeah was that bad crafting"}, {"start": 7756.72, "end": 7765.72, "text": " This village is just like an apology."}, {"start": 7765.72, "end": 7766.72, "text": " What am I going to cook in here?"}, {"start": 7766.72, "end": 7767.72, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 7767.72, "end": 7769.72, "text": " Why don't you even place that?"}, {"start": 7769.72, "end": 7774.72, "text": " Okay, let's do some stone tools."}, {"start": 7774.72, "end": 7779.72, "text": " Let's do this for now."}, {"start": 7779.72, "end": 7781.72, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 7781.72, "end": 7786.52, "text": " So I got some houses to loot Dakota with the five"}, {"start": 7787.84, "end": 7790.400000000001, "text": " Not bad not bad now. Where's the golem though?"}, {"start": 7794.360000000001, "end": 7799.18, "text": " I'm taking more we I don't even care I'm not dying to hunger"}, {"start": 7802.240000000001, "end": 7805.04, "text": " Where's the death counter it'll start off after my first"}, {"start": 7807.6, "end": 7810.4800000000005, "text": " The model put it up. There's not always a golem"}, {"start": 7811.72, "end": 7813.72, "text": " I have two stacks and..."}, {"start": 7813.72, "end": 7817.72, "text": " Is that a chest?"}, {"start": 7817.72, "end": 7821.72, "text": " Dude, those fucking villagers have nothing."}, {"start": 7826.72, "end": 7828.72, "text": " Taking beds?"}, {"start": 7828.72, "end": 7837.72, "text": " Wait a second, I'm actually kind of funny because I'm taking beds right now, acting like I'm about to fight the Ender Dragon."}, {"start": 7837.72, "end": 7850.96, "text": " I need to like actually slow down somebody humble me"}, {"start": 7850.96, "end": 7867.72, "text": " Oh my goodness, you guys don't have chest, you guys suck, all of you suck."}, {"start": 7867.72, "end": 7875.88, "text": " All right, um, the lack of iron is not, is that a, is that a mountain goat?"}, {"start": 7875.88, "end": 7884.36, "text": " oh my god it's cat oh my goodness oh my goodness"}, {"start": 7884.36, "end": 7893.88, "text": " it's okay I don't know why the red to me was like looking like a horse or"}, {"start": 7893.88, "end": 7901.28, "text": " something I don't fucking know dyslexic"}, {"start": 7905.88, "end": 7918.400000000001, "text": " I don't really want to go down there for iron, I'm scared."}, {"start": 7918.400000000001, "end": 7922.92, "text": " Let's see, okay, lava pool, desert temple."}, {"start": 7922.92, "end": 7925.88, "text": " Let's find a desert temple."}, {"start": 7925.88, "end": 7928.12, "text": " Lava pit on my left?"}, {"start": 7928.12, "end": 7935.8, "text": " I'm getting confused if I'm seeing lava or if I'm seeing just these hit boxes."}, {"start": 7935.8, "end": 7937.8, "text": " So I think I should turn the hitboxes off."}, {"start": 7953.0, "end": 7954.3, "text": " Oh, what's that? What's that?"}, {"start": 7955.5, "end": 7956.6, "text": " Say it ain't so."}, {"start": 7956.6, "end": 7958.400000000001, "text": " Say it is not so, please."}, {"start": 7965.8, "end": 7988.360000000001, "text": " Am I trippin'?"}, {"start": 7988.360000000001, "end": 7990.320000000001, "text": " Which bed should I sleep in tonight?"}, {"start": 7990.320000000001, "end": 7993.64, "text": " Wait, I thought it was like not rendered."}, {"start": 7993.64, "end": 7995.400000000001, "text": " What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 7995.400000000001, "end": 7996.400000000001, "text": " Is this a loud?"}, {"start": 7996.400000000001, "end": 8010.76, "text": " I don't think that's a loud."}, {"start": 8010.76, "end": 8011.76, "text": " What's this about?"}, {"start": 8011.76, "end": 8021.76, "text": " Wait, what's this about?"}, {"start": 8021.76, "end": 8038.14, "text": " I didn't make shovel yet."}, {"start": 8038.14, "end": 8039.8, "text": " Sleep then shovel."}, {"start": 8039.8, "end": 8063.4800000000005, "text": " Is there going to be a ruined portal down there?"}, {"start": 8063.4800000000005, "end": 8084.000000000001, "text": " away wait but why get a chest or"}, {"start": 8084.0, "end": 8098.26, "text": " anything? This is sick! I didn't know this was a thing! Bro, sand is like, can actually"}, {"start": 8098.26, "end": 8123.08, "text": " fuck off. Actually let's do this. So where's my chest? Oh, guys clear your schedule for"}, {"start": 8123.08, "end": 8125.08, "text": " all day if you don't mind?"}, {"start": 8139.88, "end": 8141.88, "text": " Is that it?"}, {"start": 8143.16, "end": 8145.16, "text": " That was it?"}, {"start": 8149.5599999999995, "end": 8152.36, "text": " Like, show you get when you're on your last straw."}, {"start": 8153.08, "end": 8171.96, "text": " Dig down. That's not the stronghold. Do I go fight the Ender Dragon? I don't know"}, {"start": 8171.96, "end": 8176.96, "text": " which way to dig down? Like..."}, {"start": 8193.96, "end": 8194.96, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 8194.960000000001, "end": 8212.28, "text": " Thank you, Sand. Thank you. Imagine I got a gold or a diamond pickaxe. This is really"}, {"start": 8212.28, "end": 8227.28, "text": " weird. If I don't get another chest, I'm gonna be pissed. Is this just a waste of my damn time?"}, {"start": 8227.28, "end": 8238.320000000002, "text": " Sleazy, thank you for the 5!"}, {"start": 8238.320000000002, "end": 8241.92, "text": " W gifted tonight guys, I really, really appreciate it!"}, {"start": 8241.92, "end": 8245.92, "text": " You guys fucking rock!"}, {"start": 8245.92, "end": 8248.800000000001, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 8248.8, "end": 8253.8, "text": " I feel like we are going to find a desert temple 100%."}, {"start": 8259.119999999999, "end": 8260.56, "text": " I feel good about this desert."}, {"start": 8262.64, "end": 8264.64, "text": " I might have to go circle on the other way too."}, {"start": 8266.56, "end": 8268.96, "text": " There's only one chest stop digging."}, {"start": 8268.96, "end": 8272.72, "text": " Yucky Jean, you might want to refresh string."}, {"start": 8274.599999999999, "end": 8276.72, "text": " But yes, there is only one."}, {"start": 8278.8, "end": 8293.759999999998, "text": " Okay, so this is the end of it."}, {"start": 8293.759999999998, "end": 8297.0, "text": " There's nothing that way."}, {"start": 8297.0, "end": 8300.32, "text": " Let's go this way."}, {"start": 8300.32, "end": 8303.16, "text": " Travel through the shipwreck?"}, {"start": 8303.16, "end": 8305.679999999998, "text": " Am I blind?"}, {"start": 8305.68, "end": 8313.44, "text": " Am I blind? Well I don't really know what a shipwreck looks like to be fair."}, {"start": 8315.0, "end": 8322.12, "text": " How? Where's a shipwreck?"}, {"start": 8322.12, "end": 8339.560000000001, "text": " Just some bull, y'all thought of that?"}, {"start": 8339.56, "end": 8351.0, "text": " A couple of people said it, so I stopped."}, {"start": 8351.0, "end": 8357.56, "text": " Alright, let's just take this river to our desert temple and get the last of our goodies."}, {"start": 8357.56, "end": 8365.08, "text": " Oh, I could go- oh, I can't- I- wait, okay, I'm trying to think of the best method"}, {"start": 8365.08, "end": 8366.08, "text": " here."}, {"start": 8366.08, "end": 8367.8, "text": " I have some pretty good stuff."}, {"start": 8367.8, "end": 8374.8, "text": " I just need a bucket. A bucket in a lava pool is the main thing."}, {"start": 8374.8, "end": 8379.199999999999, "text": " Let's make a boat."}, {"start": 8379.199999999999, "end": 8383.199999999999, "text": " Everything else I can pretty much get"}, {"start": 8383.199999999999, "end": 8385.199999999999, "text": " near probably"}, {"start": 8385.199999999999, "end": 8391.64, "text": " wherever the fuck I get a bucket in a lava pool. Lava pool surely will be in desert."}, {"start": 8391.64, "end": 8394.599999999999, "text": " In desert."}, {"start": 8394.6, "end": 8401.2, "text": " If I died right there, it genuinely would have been Gigi. I would have won on my trip. I would have never came back"}, {"start": 8402.28, "end": 8406.84, "text": " All right guys left or right. I'm thinking this way feels promising"}, {"start": 8424.6, "end": 8434.6, "text": " Ah! Ron! What's that? What's that black thing up there?"}, {"start": 8434.6, "end": 8462.92, "text": " Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, how do I complete it?"}, {"start": 8462.92, "end": 8470.84, "text": " I can't complete it."}, {"start": 8470.84, "end": 8476.44, "text": " It's two blocks off-completable because you don't have..."}, {"start": 8476.44, "end": 8480.52, "text": " You say I'm dying pickaxe but I don't have a dying pickaxe."}, {"start": 8480.52, "end": 8485.0, "text": " Will I get this if I mine it with my iron pickaxe?"}, {"start": 8485.0, "end": 8488.4, "text": " Or my uniron pickaxe?"}, {"start": 8488.4, "end": 8506.48, "text": " Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bear. Bear for a second. So, what is this gonna make? One piece?"}, {"start": 8506.48, "end": 8508.48, "text": " That's some bullshit."}, {"start": 8508.48, "end": 8510.48, "text": " Oh my gosh."}, {"start": 8516.48, "end": 8518.48, "text": " That's actually some bullshit."}, {"start": 8520.48, "end": 8522.48, "text": " Put this on for now."}, {"start": 8522.48, "end": 8524.48, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8524.48, "end": 8528.48, "text": " Alright, well this is actually pointless because I can't even get the gold block either."}, {"start": 8528.48, "end": 8532.48, "text": " Whatever, let's just find my desert temple."}, {"start": 8532.48, "end": 8537.76, "text": " it's a hot is there a hundred percent desert temple spawn rate"}, {"start": 8549.199999999999, "end": 8554.199999999999, "text": " is this good can I find more iron here"}, {"start": 8554.2, "end": 8559.2, "text": " Is this it?"}, {"start": 8559.2, "end": 8566.2, "text": " Wait, a teal bed is cool."}, {"start": 8566.2, "end": 8572.2, "text": " Whoa, whoa, this village is like a cult."}, {"start": 8572.2, "end": 8574.2, "text": " Iron Golem?"}, {"start": 8574.2, "end": 8575.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8575.2, "end": 8576.2, "text": " We're stuck."}, {"start": 8576.2, "end": 8578.2, "text": " We are stuck."}, {"start": 8578.2, "end": 8583.2, "text": " Wait, are we though?"}, {"start": 8583.2, "end": 8590.2, "text": " Is that gonna be enough for everything that I need?"}, {"start": 8590.2, "end": 8591.2, "text": " Door?"}, {"start": 8591.2, "end": 8601.2, "text": " Oh my gosh, good show's money up."}, {"start": 8601.2, "end": 8607.52, "text": " Is that that?"}, {"start": 8607.52, "end": 8610.960000000001, "text": " Like WC, but also not!"}, {"start": 8610.960000000001, "end": 8620.84, "text": " Yeah, like of course it's nothing."}, {"start": 8620.84, "end": 8631.08, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 8631.08, "end": 8637.08, "text": " A wooden one?"}, {"start": 8637.08, "end": 8644.08, "text": " This I can use my diamond sword."}, {"start": 8649.08, "end": 8656.08, "text": " Oh that side."}, {"start": 8656.08, "end": 8661.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8661.08, "end": 8663.88, "text": " I do maybe with maybe there will be a um"}, {"start": 8666.12, "end": 8668.12, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8669.32, "end": 8671.32, "text": " Uh, let's give them my daisy"}, {"start": 8672.68, "end": 8674.68, "text": " So I can like trade with them or something"}, {"start": 8676.6, "end": 8678.6, "text": " Like click them with my emerald"}, {"start": 8680.68, "end": 8683.88, "text": " Ten coal sure sure"}, {"start": 8686.44, "end": 8688.44, "text": " Oh, I want that I want it"}, {"start": 8688.44, "end": 8693.44, "text": " okay but I want it"}, {"start": 8718.44, "end": 8724.480000000001, "text": " Still a lot to learn, you know?"}, {"start": 8724.480000000001, "end": 8727.84, "text": " Really a lot to learn in this game."}, {"start": 8727.84, "end": 8733.2, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 8733.2, "end": 8736.480000000001, "text": " That's interesting."}, {"start": 8736.480000000001, "end": 8738.0, "text": " Let's eat maybe, Katie?"}, {"start": 8738.0, "end": 8743.68, "text": " Here, let's try eating."}, {"start": 8743.68, "end": 8745.68, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 8745.68, "end": 8756.16, "text": " Like there's no point in checking these fuck ass barrels."}, {"start": 8756.16, "end": 8759.32, "text": " Why are we building barrels when we have nothing?"}, {"start": 8759.32, "end": 8762.6, "text": " Okay let's go up on this hill."}, {"start": 8762.6, "end": 8765.52, "text": " Gonna up my render maybe."}, {"start": 8765.52, "end": 8771.880000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8771.880000000001, "end": 8772.880000000001, "text": " Check the tower?"}, {"start": 8772.880000000001, "end": 8774.880000000001, "text": " Oh, I didn't go in the tower?"}, {"start": 8779.160000000002, "end": 8782.44, "text": " How'd I miss that? Oh, it's a mountain goat."}, {"start": 8791.160000000002, "end": 8797.080000000002, "text": " Oh, cuz I thought it was a door. So the tower usually has something. Well, how do I get in there?"}, {"start": 8802.880000000001, "end": 8809.880000000001, "text": " How do I get in?"}, {"start": 8809.880000000001, "end": 8826.240000000002, "text": " Alright, let me just see what I have versus what I need."}, {"start": 8826.24, "end": 8839.619999999999, "text": " I think I have most stuff."}, {"start": 8839.62, "end": 8840.62, "text": " Let's try."}, {"start": 8869.62, "end": 8898.58, "text": " No law. Wait a minute. Can I go to that village? I didn't. I'm gonna head it that way, just"}, {"start": 8898.58, "end": 8914.86, "text": " to be extra and I need to find um let me just straight this way oh I'm having a"}, {"start": 8914.86, "end": 8917.7, "text": " really bad day by the way"}, {"start": 8917.7, "end": 8928.42, "text": " Don't make a compilation of some shit today."}, {"start": 8928.42, "end": 8931.7, "text": " Like think about the fact that I'm gonna go on vacation and that's like not really what"}, {"start": 8931.7, "end": 8936.42, "text": " I'm trying to see when I'm on vacation."}, {"start": 8936.42, "end": 8938.140000000001, "text": " There's some iron down there."}, {"start": 8938.140000000001, "end": 8945.54, "text": " But wait, I do need more iron."}, {"start": 8945.54, "end": 8975.42, "text": " All right, mainly in need of a lava pool now."}, {"start": 8975.42, "end": 8984.86, "text": " I'm gonna go to this village. This is the run. 1000% the run."}, {"start": 8993.1, "end": 8997.9, "text": " Let's see how did I get obsidian to complete the portal."}, {"start": 9005.42, "end": 9022.86, "text": " If only I had a diamond pickaxe so I could mine the other obsidian and complete the portal."}, {"start": 9022.86, "end": 9026.36, "text": " Only I had a diamond pickaxe."}, {"start": 9042.74, "end": 9045.220000000001, "text": " Fuck, a diamond pickaxe would be so sick."}, {"start": 9050.220000000001, "end": 9051.060000000001, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 9052.86, "end": 9059.060000000001, "text": " Nice, I used the right thing."}, {"start": 9059.060000000001, "end": 9062.86, "text": " Emerald pickaxe, yeah."}, {"start": 9062.86, "end": 9068.86, "text": " Oh, iron golem."}, {"start": 9068.86, "end": 9077.86, "text": " Do you have a chest or are you broke?"}, {"start": 9077.86, "end": 9084.86, "text": " Fuck, okay, all I need is a lava pool."}, {"start": 9097.86, "end": 9104.86, "text": " Just got this, got this guy now."}, {"start": 9107.86, "end": 9114.86, "text": " I'm trying to think where I want to drag him."}, {"start": 9137.86, "end": 9140.86, "text": " Yeah, I fucking suck."}, {"start": 9140.86, "end": 9143.86, "text": " I fucking suck."}, {"start": 9143.86, "end": 9145.86, "text": " I fucking suck."}, {"start": 9145.86, "end": 9146.86, "text": " At the game."}, {"start": 9146.86, "end": 9147.86, "text": " Still."}, {"start": 9147.86, "end": 9149.86, "text": " By the way."}, {"start": 9149.86, "end": 9151.86, "text": " So."}, {"start": 9151.86, "end": 9153.86, "text": " There."}, {"start": 9153.86, "end": 9155.86, "text": " You go."}, {"start": 9167.86, "end": 9184.980000000001, "text": " That is actually that is really brutal"}, {"start": 9184.98, "end": 9204.58, "text": " Okay, the reason I was going after the iron golem though is because, um, bro the reason"}, {"start": 9204.58, "end": 9209.14, "text": " I was going after the iron golem is because I wanted an iron pickaxe."}, {"start": 9209.14, "end": 9211.699999999999, "text": " No, I got iron though."}, {"start": 9211.699999999999, "end": 9214.02, "text": " I didn't need to do it."}, {"start": 9214.02, "end": 9216.02, "text": " I am a such a fucking chud!"}, {"start": 9224.02, "end": 9226.02, "text": " I just got this... got this guy now."}, {"start": 9226.02, "end": 9228.02, "text": " Thank god we have subtitles."}, {"start": 9229.02, "end": 9231.02, "text": " I had full hearts."}, {"start": 9233.02, "end": 9235.02, "text": " Trying to think where I want to drag him."}, {"start": 9236.02, "end": 9238.02, "text": " That is so bad. That is so bad."}, {"start": 9239.02, "end": 9241.02, "text": " That is so bad!"}, {"start": 9244.02, "end": 9254.02, "text": " I had an armor too."}, {"start": 9254.02, "end": 9260.82, "text": " I went to the nether, yeah, for five fucking seconds."}, {"start": 9260.82, "end": 9265.380000000001, "text": " Oh my gosh, wait, oh my gosh."}, {"start": 9265.380000000001, "end": 9270.380000000001, "text": " I actually cannot believe that."}, {"start": 9270.380000000001, "end": 9272.18, "text": " Why did I think it would be easy?"}, {"start": 9287.02, "end": 9288.400000000001, "text": " I took all that time in the old world"}, {"start": 9288.400000000001, "end": 9290.880000000001, "text": " getting all prepared, all prepared for the nether."}, {"start": 9290.880000000001, "end": 9293.02, "text": " I know the bastions, I know a fortress"}, {"start": 9293.02, "end": 9294.1, "text": " like the back of my hand."}, {"start": 9294.1, "end": 9295.900000000001, "text": " I know how to one cycle."}, {"start": 9295.900000000001, "end": 9296.820000000002, "text": " Doesn't matter."}, {"start": 9296.82, "end": 9307.82, "text": " I died to the zombie with the shovel. I died to the iron golem for no reason. That's always my tactic, is hit them, run a few blocks."}, {"start": 9307.82, "end": 9316.82, "text": " I don't even know who I am. I wasn't clip farming at the beginning when I thought I was going to beat it."}, {"start": 9316.82, "end": 9325.94, "text": " Was the two stacks of bread worth it like I did all that for what for fucking what"}, {"start": 9333.94, "end": 9335.94, "text": " Oh my gosh"}, {"start": 9336.86, "end": 9343.72, "text": " Well remember when I said that the old Katie is gone and she's good now. No"}, {"start": 9343.72, "end": 9345.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9345.72, "end": 9347.72, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9347.72, "end": 9351.72, "text": " I'll beat it one day."}, {"start": 9351.72, "end": 9355.72, "text": " I need a break. I can't do that. I have to do something else. I have to do Roblox or something."}, {"start": 9355.72, "end": 9361.72, "text": " I genuinely have to do anything but that."}, {"start": 9367.72, "end": 9371.72, "text": " It's square one."}, {"start": 9371.72, "end": 9377.279999999999, "text": " Guys, the voiceover game you have to download stuff for and I didn't do it on Sassage 2's"}, {"start": 9377.279999999999, "end": 9378.279999999999, "text": " PC."}, {"start": 9378.279999999999, "end": 9379.279999999999, "text": " It comes with like nothing."}, {"start": 9379.279999999999, "end": 9381.8, "text": " But you know what I do have?"}, {"start": 9381.8, "end": 9383.92, "text": " Okay, this isn't my account."}, {"start": 9383.92, "end": 9392.48, "text": " I'm gonna log into my Roblox because I don't think Sassage 2 has like a mic."}, {"start": 9392.48, "end": 9398.08, "text": " I favorited this game yesterday, I want to try it."}, {"start": 9398.08, "end": 9410.72, "text": " This one stings."}, {"start": 9410.72, "end": 9413.36, "text": " You guys remember when Theo was like, this one's going to sting?"}, {"start": 9413.36, "end": 9414.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9414.36, "end": 9417.36, "text": " I get his pain."}, {"start": 9417.36, "end": 9422.08, "text": " That was going to sting for a minute."}, {"start": 9422.08, "end": 9424.08, "text": " I can't believe that."}, {"start": 9424.08, "end": 9430.88, "text": " saucy woman one two three she changed it to idiot woman who can't play anything"}, {"start": 9430.88, "end": 9440.16, "text": " idiot gamer girl or is that taken idiot gamer girl one"}, {"start": 9440.68, "end": 9443.68, "text": " Roblox"}, {"start": 9454.08, "end": 9459.62, "text": " It costs robux I have them"}, {"start": 9465.24, "end": 9470.96, "text": " Okay guys, I don't know if this game is good but I"}, {"start": 9470.960000000001, "end": 9481.960000000001, "text": " I don't know if this is a good spot."}, {"start": 9481.960000000001, "end": 9482.960000000001, "text": " Steal the show."}, {"start": 9482.960000000001, "end": 9486.6, "text": " The live music showdown where you run the stage, eight players take turns performing and everyone"}, {"start": 9486.6, "end": 9488.800000000001, "text": " votes on everyone else."}, {"start": 9488.800000000001, "end": 9495.36, "text": " Pick a song, build an outfit, design show, then perform while seven players rate you."}, {"start": 9495.36, "end": 9503.720000000001, "text": " to be incredible. No, because where is my mic?"}, {"start": 9506.44, "end": 9511.68, "text": " Dr. Thigmas, thank you for the five queen. My mic should be"}, {"start": 9511.68, "end": 9512.52, "text": " coming up, right?"}, {"start": 9512.52, "end": 9529.52, "text": " Yo, yo, yo, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,"}, {"start": 9529.52, "end": 9530.52, "text": " yes."}, {"start": 9530.52, "end": 9531.52, "text": " Okay, let's start with song."}, {"start": 9531.52, "end": 9532.52, "text": " Head to your recording booth."}, {"start": 9532.52, "end": 9533.52, "text": " Got it?"}, {"start": 9533.52, "end": 9538.52, "text": " Or is this a dressing room?"}, {"start": 9538.52, "end": 9541.52, "text": " Matt, he's dressing room."}, {"start": 9541.52, "end": 9551.52, "text": " This is dressing room though. Okay, fuck it."}, {"start": 9556.720000000001, "end": 9564.76, "text": " What? Oh shit, oh shit. Okay, okay, okay. I have to go quick, I only have like five"}, {"start": 9564.76, "end": 9573.82, "text": " minutes calm oh build up damn if you have epilepsy okay the red is like kind of"}, {"start": 9573.82, "end": 9581.98, "text": " sexy and seductive let's do intense okay submit okay let's like to customize"}, {"start": 9581.98, "end": 9588.460000000001, "text": " this lighting preset okay not this time not this time"}, {"start": 9588.460000000001, "end": 9598.160000000002, "text": " Oh my gosh, okay, let's do fire like we're at a young multi concert. What is it play?"}, {"start": 9598.160000000002, "end": 9604.060000000001, "text": " I'm beginning middle and end the whole time. Ah, no, I don't I don't I'm good. I'm good."}, {"start": 9604.060000000001, "end": 9609.7, "text": " I'm good. Okay, this is good. Great. Amazing. How do I do the song? Wait, the song though."}, {"start": 9609.7, "end": 9618.18, "text": " Okay, this track. Yes. I did intense lighting. Yep, submit. Yep. No, so no. So yep, lock"}, {"start": 9618.18, "end": 9627.54, "text": " effect done nope I don't want to put a second effect um we'll do yes this makes total sense"}, {"start": 9627.54, "end": 9638.1, "text": " somebody's bedroom uh sure I'll take it like dark and cool I have to do my song I only have two"}, {"start": 9638.1, "end": 9654.02, "text": " minutes yes yes done save this set no no cancel done done no no no no okay"}, {"start": 9663.300000000001, "end": 9664.58, "text": " so i sing it live"}, {"start": 9668.1, "end": 9670.1, "text": " This is so me by the way"}, {"start": 9670.94, "end": 9673.9, "text": " Well, this is a little yeah, this is a lot like I"}, {"start": 9674.98, "end": 9679.44, "text": " Can't really talk right now. I have to lock it. I don't know. I don't care about this"}, {"start": 9688.18, "end": 9694.84, "text": " I'm gonna be a teddy bear. Okay. Here's the thing started up friends. It was cool"}, {"start": 9698.1, "end": 9698.6, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 9728.1, "end": 9730.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9758.1, "end": 9760.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9788.1, "end": 9790.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9818.1, "end": 9820.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9848.1, "end": 9850.16, "text": " you"}, {"start": 9878.1, "end": 9881.86, "text": " Do you ever feel, already buried deep?"}, {"start": 9881.86, "end": 9885.86, "text": " Six feet under streams and no one seems to hear a thing."}, {"start": 9885.86, "end": 9889.460000000001, "text": " Do you know that there's still a chance for you?"}, {"start": 9889.460000000001, "end": 9892.66, "text": " If there's a spark from you, you've just got to find it."}, {"start": 9892.66, "end": 9894.58, "text": " This is an age-rangers thing?"}, {"start": 9894.58, "end": 9896.66, "text": " The light, the night, the night."}, {"start": 9896.66, "end": 9900.42, "text": " So what's the point of the fucking game if I can't hear them?"}, {"start": 9900.42, "end": 9903.78, "text": " To some night"}, {"start": 9903.78, "end": 9907.18, "text": " Like the fourth of July"}, {"start": 9912.18, "end": 9913.18, "text": " I hate that I quit"}, {"start": 9923.18, "end": 9925.3, "text": " Yeah, maybe we don't know why I'm on stream"}, {"start": 9925.3, "end": 9926.78, "text": " Why would I stream?"}, {"start": 9927.78, "end": 9929.06, "text": " Why would I ever even"}, {"start": 9929.06, "end": 9930.56, "text": " Oh, good, that's what's strange."}, {"start": 9930.56, "end": 9932.06, "text": " Can someone click it?"}, {"start": 9932.06, "end": 9933.56, "text": " Here's what I say."}, {"start": 9951.56, "end": 9953.06, "text": " I didn't say fuck."}, {"start": 9956.56, "end": 9957.56, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9957.56, "end": 9959.56, "text": " Did I say fuck for real? Fuck."}, {"start": 9961.56, "end": 9965.56, "text": " I should never join Roblox game with voice chat."}, {"start": 9967.56, "end": 9969.56, "text": " What's the point?"}, {"start": 9969.56, "end": 9971.56, "text": " What's the fucking point?"}, {"start": 9973.56, "end": 9976.56, "text": " You can't clip it's copy. It's copyrighted."}, {"start": 9976.56, "end": 9979.56, "text": " No, now I can't even do the other karaoke."}, {"start": 9987.56, "end": 10006.039999999999, "text": " Well, guess I have no other option."}, {"start": 10006.04, "end": 10008.04, "text": " So my character got an update, by the way."}, {"start": 10022.52, "end": 10025.400000000001, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't steal my dumplings."}, {"start": 10025.400000000001, "end": 10026.960000000001, "text": " My bodyguard will get you."}, {"start": 10026.960000000001, "end": 10028.560000000001, "text": " Don't steal my dumplings, please."}, {"start": 10036.04, "end": 10038.04, "text": " Baconita."}, {"start": 10038.04, "end": 10043.04, "text": " Two for one?"}, {"start": 10043.04, "end": 10044.04, "text": " Baconita."}, {"start": 10044.04, "end": 10047.800000000001, "text": " You are getting scammed, my girl."}, {"start": 10047.800000000001, "end": 10054.04, "text": " I will accept that trade for sure, Baconita."}, {"start": 10054.04, "end": 10056.04, "text": " Thank you!"}, {"start": 10056.04, "end": 10058.04, "text": " Sorry, you got ripped off."}, {"start": 10058.04, "end": 10060.04, "text": " Bye!"}, {"start": 10060.04, "end": 10062.04, "text": " Sorry, you got ripped off. Bye!"}, {"start": 10066.640000000001, "end": 10068.640000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10075.080000000002, "end": 10077.080000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10084.400000000001, "end": 10086.640000000001, "text": " Oh no, back off, ma'am."}, {"start": 10090.04, "end": 10092.04, "text": " Did she steal my dumpling"}, {"start": 10114.400000000001, "end": 10116.400000000001, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 10116.4, "end": 10123.4, "text": " Let's go. Let's go Isabella. Let's go. Come here. Come here. Come on. Come on. Isabella,"}, {"start": 10124.4, "end": 10131.4, "text": " come on. Where did she go? Where did she go?"}, {"start": 10146.4, "end": 10151.4, "text": " Okay, let's do a squishy trade."}, {"start": 10151.4, "end": 10156.4, "text": " Wait, Katie!"}, {"start": 10156.4, "end": 10162.4, "text": " Oh, Isabella's over there!"}, {"start": 10162.4, "end": 10164.4, "text": " Oh my gosh!"}, {"start": 10164.4, "end": 10166.4, "text": " Wait, Isabella?"}, {"start": 10166.4, "end": 10171.4, "text": " How do I get over there?"}, {"start": 10171.4, "end": 10174.4, "text": " Isabella?"}, {"start": 10174.4, "end": 10175.6, "text": " How are we getting over there?"}, {"start": 10183.6, "end": 10185.34, "text": " IDK, I opened a squishy."}, {"start": 10186.359999999999, "end": 10187.6, "text": " Someone trade with me."}, {"start": 10187.6, "end": 10192.359999999999, "text": " I think you're doing the, someone trade with me."}, {"start": 10196.3, "end": 10197.92, "text": " Like over here, someone trade."}, {"start": 10197.92, "end": 10199.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10202.4, "end": 10204.4, "text": " Will trade my island"}, {"start": 10205.48, "end": 10206.76, "text": " and"}, {"start": 10206.76, "end": 10208.76, "text": " my white"}, {"start": 10210.32, "end": 10212.32, "text": " More"}, {"start": 10213.68, "end": 10219.76, "text": " Yeah, I'll do it I accept I accept nope I accept I"}, {"start": 10222.84, "end": 10227.28, "text": " Accept Casey thank you so now okay, so now I take it"}, {"start": 10227.92, "end": 10237.16, "text": " Okay, so I want my squishies, so I'm trying to take my squishies."}, {"start": 10237.16, "end": 10241.36, "text": " Okay, I accept as well, did I jump on except?"}, {"start": 10241.36, "end": 10244.14, "text": " Okay, now I accept my squishies."}, {"start": 10244.14, "end": 10252.0, "text": " Okay, so I'm not getting so, Casey, I'm not getting any of my squishies."}, {"start": 10252.0, "end": 10260.4, "text": " Okay, so, okay, I do my mushroom. I drop you my mushroom and then like I accept oh"}, {"start": 10262.36, "end": 10264.86, "text": " Casey sit on it Casey sit on it"}, {"start": 10268.32, "end": 10270.32, "text": " Cassie"}, {"start": 10271.36, "end": 10278.12, "text": " Three two one you got fucking scammed. I got two squishies for one two squishies for one next"}, {"start": 10279.6, "end": 10281.6, "text": " Next go"}, {"start": 10282.0, "end": 10291.32, "text": " Okay, I will trade you my I'll trade you this oh"}, {"start": 10293.84, "end": 10295.84, "text": " The kitty ones good Isabella"}, {"start": 10296.28, "end": 10303.0, "text": " The kitty ones not bad Isabella could we do another though? Yeah, let's do another okay. Yeah, I like that okay"}, {"start": 10303.0, "end": 10306.4, "text": " That's good Isabella. Yep. Yep. That's good Isabella"}, {"start": 10312.0, "end": 10320.86, "text": " Thank you. Thank you, Sassie. I really needed that fucking night again. Thank you. Thank you."}, {"start": 10320.86, "end": 10335.84, "text": " Okay, um, so I'll take my squishy. No, I tell Riley I love for- Riley! Riley! Isabella loves you. Isabella from Squishy creating loves you."}, {"start": 10335.84, "end": 10338.48, "text": " Thank you. Is that all you want to say?"}, {"start": 10338.48, "end": 10339.98, "text": " I love you so much."}, {"start": 10339.98, "end": 10340.98, "text": " Okay, anything else?"}, {"start": 10340.98, "end": 10343.32, "text": " I've never squished you traded before, but I'm open."}, {"start": 10343.32, "end": 10345.92, "text": " Okay, that's a lot to type, but I'll tell her."}, {"start": 10345.92, "end": 10350.86, "text": " She said she loves you."}, {"start": 10350.86, "end": 10355.54, "text": " She said she loves you so much."}, {"start": 10355.54, "end": 10363.12, "text": " And she's never squished you traded before."}, {"start": 10363.12, "end": 10369.12, "text": " She's down to a try- Wait, she follows you in game."}, {"start": 10370.640000000001, "end": 10376.560000000001, "text": " I'll be- I'm a real luck bang."}, {"start": 10384.400000000001, "end": 10390.08, "text": " Chop. Okay, let's do some real little shit."}, {"start": 10390.08, "end": 10399.22, "text": " I'm done with squishy trading I'm gonna show you some high-level shit that we're"}, {"start": 10399.22, "end": 10401.66, "text": " gonna end on"}, {"start": 10404.78, "end": 10409.58, "text": " turkey ball, kimchi, rice, turkey"}, {"start": 10420.08, "end": 10427.08, "text": " Okay, I saw Vanilla do this. It was like smash or pass or something."}, {"start": 10429.08, "end": 10434.08, "text": " Wait a minute. Give me one second, Chep."}, {"start": 10480.08, "end": 10496.08, "text": " Sorry, you're getting robbed, okay."}, {"start": 10496.08, "end": 10502.08, "text": " Wait, okay."}, {"start": 10502.08, "end": 10504.08, "text": " Smash or pass?"}, {"start": 10504.08, "end": 10506.08, "text": " What do you look up?"}, {"start": 10506.08, "end": 10508.08, "text": " Smash or pass?"}, {"start": 10508.08, "end": 10515.36, "text": " watch. Guys, you know what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 10521.68, "end": 10522.52, "text": " Ghosts open the door."}, {"start": 10529.52, "end": 10530.2, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 10530.4, "end": 10531.16, "text": " Smash your pass."}, {"start": 10531.16, "end": 10531.72, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 10533.0, "end": 10533.8, "text": " Oh, this is good."}, {"start": 10538.08, "end": 10553.08, "text": " Greenham and Amazon here."}, {"start": 10553.08, "end": 10556.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10556.08, "end": 10570.02, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 10570.02, "end": 10571.52, "text": " Welcome to a new video."}, {"start": 10571.52, "end": 10575.2, "text": " Let's play Smash or Pass with the Hear Me Out characters from our viewers."}, {"start": 10575.2, "end": 10576.76, "text": " There are some interesting ones."}, {"start": 10576.76, "end": 10578.76, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 10578.76, "end": 10582.8, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 10582.800000000001, "end": 10585.78, "text": " I personally would pass."}, {"start": 10585.78, "end": 10587.94, "text": " But I understand why you would smash."}, {"start": 10590.060000000001, "end": 10591.1, "text": " I think that's smashable."}, {"start": 10591.1, "end": 10592.7, "text": " I think that is smashable actually."}, {"start": 10592.7, "end": 10593.54, "text": " I would smash."}, {"start": 10595.1, "end": 10596.220000000001, "text": " That's smashable."}, {"start": 10597.660000000002, "end": 10598.820000000002, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 10598.820000000002, "end": 10599.660000000002, "text": " Smashable."}, {"start": 10600.62, "end": 10602.62, "text": " Not my smash, but smashable."}, {"start": 10608.580000000002, "end": 10609.880000000001, "text": " What will you choose here?"}, {"start": 10611.060000000001, "end": 10612.660000000002, "text": " I would pass."}, {"start": 10612.66, "end": 10613.619999999999, "text": " I would pass."}, {"start": 10619.78, "end": 10620.619999999999, "text": " Smash or pass?"}, {"start": 10620.619999999999, "end": 10621.46, "text": " Oh, pass!"}, {"start": 10623.34, "end": 10624.86, "text": " No, way too cute."}, {"start": 10624.86, "end": 10625.86, "text": " Way too cute."}, {"start": 10631.06, "end": 10632.06, "text": " What's your choice?"}, {"start": 10633.02, "end": 10637.82, "text": " Oh, um, that's a pass for me as well."}, {"start": 10637.82, "end": 10638.74, "text": " Not my type."}, {"start": 10641.34, "end": 10642.18, "text": " I'm gonna need to get on my nerves."}, {"start": 10642.18, "end": 10650.460000000001, "text": " Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean you know what you know what look at him right now I never"}, {"start": 10650.460000000001, "end": 10657.220000000001, "text": " this is a smash I think I like the gold earring"}, {"start": 10657.22, "end": 10664.22, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 10664.22, "end": 10666.22, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 10666.22, "end": 10668.22, "text": " How fucking new is this video?"}, {"start": 10668.22, "end": 10670.22, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10670.22, "end": 10672.22, "text": " Pass?"}, {"start": 10672.22, "end": 10674.22, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 10674.22, "end": 10676.22, "text": " Remy?"}, {"start": 10676.22, "end": 10681.22, "text": " Remy the rat?"}, {"start": 10681.22, "end": 10683.22, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 10683.22, "end": 10684.22, "text": " He's too innocent."}, {"start": 10684.22, "end": 10686.22, "text": " What will you choose here?"}, {"start": 10686.22, "end": 10688.22, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10688.679999999998, "end": 10693.019999999999, "text": " Don't remind me I might smash that I might smash that"}, {"start": 10694.66, "end": 10696.66, "text": " smash or pass"}, {"start": 10700.439999999999, "end": 10704.22, "text": " I think that's a pass for me judge Judy. I think might be a pass for me"}, {"start": 10705.539999999999, "end": 10711.859999999999, "text": " What's your choice Wally Oh wait, I don't know you from Wally. I don't know"}, {"start": 10716.22, "end": 10719.22, "text": " I don't know this one, I cannot answer."}, {"start": 10726.22, "end": 10728.22, "text": " How about Clippy?"}, {"start": 10729.22, "end": 10734.22, "text": " No. No. That's a pass."}, {"start": 10734.22, "end": 10736.22, "text": " No, not my type."}, {"start": 10737.22, "end": 10740.22, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 10740.22, "end": 10748.66, "text": " Again, we- we cause a wave pool."}, {"start": 10748.66, "end": 10749.66, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 10749.66, "end": 10750.66, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10750.66, "end": 10751.66, "text": " That's freaky."}, {"start": 10751.66, "end": 10752.66, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 10752.66, "end": 10756.22, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 10756.22, "end": 10761.22, "text": " What will you choose here?"}, {"start": 10761.22, "end": 10762.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10762.22, "end": 10763.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10763.22, "end": 10764.22, "text": " Uh-uh."}, {"start": 10764.22, "end": 10765.22, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 10765.22, "end": 10768.22, "text": " Uh-uh! Pass!"}, {"start": 10773.22, "end": 10775.22, "text": " Smash or pass."}, {"start": 10775.22, "end": 10802.679999999998, "text": " them boots, those gloves, those long legs."}, {"start": 10802.68, "end": 10804.68, "text": " Every freaking night!"}, {"start": 10805.28, "end": 10806.28, "text": " What's your choice?"}, {"start": 10806.880000000001, "end": 10807.380000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10812.78, "end": 10813.78, "text": " Pass, not my type."}, {"start": 10816.380000000001, "end": 10818.380000000001, "text": " How about when Nona Ryder and Beetlejuice?"}, {"start": 10820.880000000001, "end": 10821.58, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 10823.98, "end": 10824.98, "text": " Pass, I think."}, {"start": 10827.48, "end": 10829.28, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 10831.28, "end": 10831.78, "text": " No."}, {"start": 10831.78, "end": 10833.78, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 10838.220000000001, "end": 10840.220000000001, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 10841.02, "end": 10843.02, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 10844.18, "end": 10846.18, "text": " Where's the good ones?"}, {"start": 10848.220000000001, "end": 10853.1, "text": " Sorry, I have like, um, how will you choose here? This is what I saw, vanilla. I have like standards."}, {"start": 10854.900000000001, "end": 10856.900000000001, "text": " Is it blue or is it blue?"}, {"start": 10861.78, "end": 10868.78, "text": " Smash or pass."}, {"start": 10868.78, "end": 10871.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10871.78, "end": 10874.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10874.78, "end": 10879.78, "text": " What's your choice?"}, {"start": 10879.78, "end": 10881.78, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 10881.78, "end": 10885.78, "text": " I'm not going to get better ones on here."}, {"start": 10885.78, "end": 10890.78, "text": " How about Hannibal Lecter?"}, {"start": 10890.78, "end": 10902.54, "text": " no pass come on where's the fine chip would you smash or would you pass bro"}, {"start": 10902.54, "end": 10918.78, "text": " pass up come on how about this one yep"}, {"start": 10920.78, "end": 10936.02, "text": " What will you choose here?"}, {"start": 10936.02, "end": 10937.02, "text": " He's real."}, {"start": 10937.02, "end": 10938.02, "text": " This isn't even a character."}, {"start": 10938.02, "end": 10941.02, "text": " He's fully real."}, {"start": 10941.02, "end": 10946.26, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 10946.26, "end": 10949.58, "text": " Write your hear me outs in the comments so we can feature them in one of our upcoming"}, {"start": 10949.58, "end": 10950.58, "text": " videos."}, {"start": 10950.58, "end": 10956.82, "text": " and can't wait to see your unique hear me out smash or pass um"}, {"start": 10964.82, "end": 10968.5, "text": " what's your choice pass he's annoying to me"}, {"start": 10968.5, "end": 10975.5, "text": " Can we watch the Norse nuts?"}, {"start": 10975.5, "end": 10984.5, "text": " Robin."}, {"start": 10984.5, "end": 10987.5, "text": " How about Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt?"}, {"start": 10987.5, "end": 10991.5, "text": " Not my type."}, {"start": 10991.5, "end": 10995.5, "text": " Those are two girls."}, {"start": 10995.5, "end": 10997.5, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 11005.5, "end": 11006.5, "text": " Mike?"}, {"start": 11006.5, "end": 11008.5, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 11010.5, "end": 11012.5, "text": " Dungles dog?"}, {"start": 11013.5, "end": 11014.5, "text": " Mike?"}, {"start": 11017.5, "end": 11019.5, "text": " What will you choose here?"}, {"start": 11021.5, "end": 11022.5, "text": " Mike?"}, {"start": 11025.5, "end": 11040.34, "text": " Smash or pass."}, {"start": 11040.34, "end": 11041.34, "text": " What's your choice?"}, {"start": 11041.34, "end": 11051.34, "text": " I don't know what this is."}, {"start": 11051.34, "end": 11053.34, "text": " How about King Julian?"}, {"start": 11053.34, "end": 11055.34, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11062.3, "end": 11067.76, "text": " The what the fucking video froze bro the video froze"}, {"start": 11072.86, "end": 11074.86, "text": " Wait, what the fuck oh"}, {"start": 11078.9, "end": 11080.9, "text": " It's back"}, {"start": 11080.9, "end": 11093.26, "text": " Um, wait, it's been weird again."}, {"start": 11093.26, "end": 11096.3, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 11096.3, "end": 11104.42, "text": " Pass."}, {"start": 11104.42, "end": 11106.14, "text": " How about this one?"}, {"start": 11106.14, "end": 11108.1, "text": " Um, I haven't seen this."}, {"start": 11108.1, "end": 11109.94, "text": " I think I would pass though."}, {"start": 11109.94, "end": 11112.44, "text": " The nose is like a little bit freaking me out."}, {"start": 11115.44, "end": 11116.84, "text": " What will you choose here?"}, {"start": 11116.84, "end": 11119.380000000001, "text": " Bro, how old is Arthur's dad?"}, {"start": 11119.380000000001, "end": 11120.58, "text": " He looks four years old."}, {"start": 11126.36, "end": 11127.82, "text": " Smash or pass?"}, {"start": 11128.86, "end": 11131.92, "text": " Mm, mm, smashable."}, {"start": 11131.92, "end": 11132.86, "text": " Love the muscles."}, {"start": 11135.36, "end": 11137.6, "text": " Love the good chest."}, {"start": 11137.6, "end": 11138.7, "text": " What's your choice?"}, {"start": 11139.94, "end": 11141.94, "text": " What is pepper robot?"}, {"start": 11147.94, "end": 11149.94, "text": " How about flounder?"}, {"start": 11152.94, "end": 11155.94, "text": " The audacity for some of these is like..."}, {"start": 11158.94, "end": 11161.94, "text": " Would you smash or would you pass?"}, {"start": 11169.94, "end": 11183.380000000001, "text": " how about this one I'm sorry to gain consciousness what will you choose here"}, {"start": 11183.380000000001, "end": 11187.380000000001, "text": " Cause Vine? I mean Smash but like..."}, {"start": 11192.380000000001, "end": 11194.380000000001, "text": " Smash or pass."}, {"start": 11196.380000000001, "end": 11201.380000000001, "text": " At this point bro, it's just funny cause what the fuck is NoNo from Jellatubbies?"}, {"start": 11202.380000000001, "end": 11204.380000000001, "text": " It's not even Vine."}, {"start": 11204.380000000001, "end": 11205.380000000001, "text": " What's your choice?"}, {"start": 11205.380000000001, "end": 11208.380000000001, "text": " No. No. No. No."}, {"start": 11209.380000000001, "end": 11211.380000000001, "text": " These are really bad."}, {"start": 11211.380000000001, "end": 11215.640000000001, "text": " They're not even good at hearing me out."}, {"start": 11215.640000000001, "end": 11217.640000000001, "text": " How about Oscar the Grouch?"}, {"start": 11217.640000000001, "end": 11220.640000000001, "text": " How about no?"}, {"start": 11220.640000000001, "end": 11227.640000000001, "text": " Oh, that was crazy."}, {"start": 11227.640000000001, "end": 11239.2, "text": " Hello and welcome to Gesser Quixx, the sound of fun."}, {"start": 11239.2, "end": 11240.960000000001, "text": " It's time to finish the lyrics."}, {"start": 11240.960000000001, "end": 11245.28, "text": " How well do you know the biggest hits from 2000 to 2026?"}, {"start": 11245.28, "end": 11246.560000000001, "text": " Let's find out!"}, {"start": 11246.560000000001, "end": 11248.640000000001, "text": " Don't forget to like and subscribe!"}, {"start": 11248.640000000001, "end": 11249.36, "text": " Are you ready?"}, {"start": 11249.36, "end": 11250.560000000001, "text": " Let's get started!"}, {"start": 11250.560000000001, "end": 11252.160000000002, "text": " First round, oops!"}, {"start": 11252.160000000002, "end": 11254.160000000002, "text": " I did it again by Britney Spears."}, {"start": 11254.16, "end": 11256.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11262.92, "end": 11264.92, "text": " Got lost with a friend"}, {"start": 11269.44, "end": 11271.44, "text": " Why is I close"}, {"start": 11274.36, "end": 11276.36, "text": " Yellow"}, {"start": 11284.16, "end": 11287.16, "text": " Into something beautiful"}, {"start": 11295.16, "end": 11297.16, "text": " Survivor by Destiny's Child"}, {"start": 11304.16, "end": 11307.16, "text": " I'm a survivor, I'm not gonna give up"}, {"start": 11314.16, "end": 11318.16, "text": " Can't get you out of my head by Kylie Minogue."}, {"start": 11344.16, "end": 11346.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11374.16, "end": 11376.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11404.16, "end": 11406.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11434.16, "end": 11436.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11464.16, "end": 11466.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11494.16, "end": 11496.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11524.16, "end": 11526.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11554.16, "end": 11556.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11584.16, "end": 11586.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11614.16, "end": 11616.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11644.16, "end": 11646.22, "text": " you"}, {"start": 11674.16, "end": 11676.16, "text": " you"}]}