I
Sorry that you got caught from field hockey today, it's okay I give you one time to watch
What's up chat? What the fuck is up?
How is everybody doing today
I'm on my trip
Wait sassy got a new chair by the way and damn like this thing doesn't even go back at all
W outfit yeah, I think I look like a British schoolboy
Hello? Hello? I'm here for my first day of class, a primary.
That's what I feel like I'm giving.
So yeah, Max Cosplay. How the fuck does this go back?
Um, yes, I am at Sassy Stewie's set up. Maybe I failed to mention we are both going on the trip.
Let's go, W. We are both gonna be out of town, so no streams from either of us.
Woohoo!
Shocker.
Comment if you're shocked. Subscribe if you're not shocked.
GIF 5 if you're not shocked. Can we see her? She's taking her dog Blue on a walk right now.
But you can see a memory of her. This mucher than she made me. Yes, I'm fucking back! I'm back!
infinite money glitch thank you all subbies and re-subbies by the way oh my god not
I'm not we're not we will actually give thing not people actually give thing I'm
gonna thank you for the five emack with the five z-ply DNA for the five um how
long as my trip so our trip we're all going on a trip I today's yes the blanket
is still up it's so much better in here I've been telling sassy get black out
curtains get black out curtains and instead she put up a fucking trolls
blanket but I don't care we are going on a trip we're going on a trip and a
favorite not vlogging it nope this is gonna be fully offline because I am
I'm also doing some a little bit of work on the trip as well
So it kind of already is like a work thing, but I want to take a couple days to just relax and chill and
Yeah, you guys will know when we get there. I don't I knew I don't want anybody to hop on my flight and
Come track me down
I thought she said it was a family trip. So me and sasya are going somewhere then
Let me explain the breakdown
Leaving tomorrow to go coming back on the third so won't be live on the third
We'll be back for one live on the fourth September 4th
Then I'm going with my family for a two-day
Trip and then I'll be back for a weekend trip
So they kind of all aligned on the same week these two trips align
So it's gonna be it's gonna be a few days off
But it's yes September thwart is sassy stupid birthday guys
So make sure you wish her a happy birthday, but I'll be live on the fourth and then I'll be gone for two more days
And then I'll be back so a little bit of travel little travel not a lot of streaming, but um
Keep up on my Instagram with my travels
I'll post some stuff on tiktok for you guys and yes, we are going to film a new season of chicken girls
Yeah, so that's too long. I know even I'm like wow
like I genuinely what are we going to do what's something we can do to like to like
pass the time I don't know
cry and sleep and watch tiktok cry and watch sleep and watch tiktok rock paper
scissors is that what I think it means cool crew to cook we root show thank you
for the bits happy birthday let's go oh my god go to school oh no oh no that's
really sad okay so it doesn't really look like anybody's gonna be having a
fun time while I'm gone but on the bright side I'll be back eventually
you know I'm so sorry but I will be back eventually so who get pregnant oh my
gosh only procreate if it's to have a Katie beef and so yeah um yeah so I be
gone for what it's it's like 12ish days but I'll be live for one time in the
middle of it I give you a little bit of a little bit of a sneak peek I'll come
back for one day and then I'll dip. So yeah, but it's going to be an amazing time. Make
sure in the meantime you could follow me on Instagram the one and only K2B follow me on
Tiktok real K2B follow me on Tiktok fake K2B follow me on YouTube real K2B follow me on
Spotify K2B vaults watch the vaults on twitch real K2B on twitch. That'd be proud. Um,
So yeah, but when I get back, guys, I will be changed.
I'll be better than ever.
We'll be bigger and better and better.
I'll come back sexier.
We're all gonna be sexier.
We're all gonna be cooler.
We're all gonna be streamer.
We're all gonna be taller.
We're all gonna be,
what else?
As well.
Swag here. Oh
Thank you for the sub you've inspired me to start Minecraft and finish the game in one stream
And finish the game in one stream w so that is what I'm a gayer
That too when it's QSMP back um, I don't fucking know do I look like QSM or P? I don't think so
You know
We we can all go shower when I'm gone
Yeah, you guys might want to shower when I'm gone because you'll have time because I'll be gone for so many days
You'll actually have like enough time in your day because stream won't be taking up so much of it grace with the five
Let's go
What I wanted to do today chat was speedrun my one seat that I lost on
I don't know if a lot of people remember but I did lose and so
um but I went to I downloaded it I had to download all the shit on sassy stewies
PC and you know what I'll say it I tried to do ninja brain bot I messaged max and
hacks and they were trying to help me and I told them that oh brother this city
again well max I'm getting to the good part I'm about to get to the good
part I told them at one part that I knew how to do the rest of it and I
didn't. I fully didn't. And so I was like, you know what? That seed can wait because I haven't
really been thinking about it that much, to be honest. I haven't. So yeah, maybe I'll do that
seed when Max can coach me. Maybe that will be better. But today, this is perfect because a lot
a lot of people have been saying, Katie, Katie, sure, she learned a lot in Minecraft, but she's
still fucking sucked in the middle. She's still lost twice. Yeah, Katie has gotten better
at Minecraft, but she still couldn't beat that one seed. She still couldn't beat that
one seed. They've been saying, sure, Katie sucks at Minecraft, but I don't, has she
ever even beaten hardcore? So I thought I have learned so much about Minecraft this
past couple weeks. People are saying oh she's a Minecrafter oh she's a
Minecrafter but can't even be a Minecrafter if I haven't beaten hardcore. I will prove
to you guys today that women can beat Minecraft. I am going to load into
This is what I'm gonna use everything that I've used I have one fucking life
One life on this seat on this world to prove to myself
It's a cute to my loyal fans who never gave up on me and to prove to my coaches who never gave up to me
Then I can beat it by myself
And we have one stream to do it. Oh
My god, that's gonna look so fucking sick
That is gonna look so sick. Give me a bit of a headache. TJ with the five, thank
you TJ. So yeah, I am 99% convinced I'm not even trying to clip far and maybe
this will look crazy looking back at stream. I am 99% convinced I can go
into hardcore and fucking beat it. Like it does not seem hard now. Max, are you in here?
Is this what you guys wore in school?
I feel like I'm the British right now.
I died to a pork chop though. That was a week ago.
Okay.
Choff.
We had school uniforms. This is what you guys wore though. School uniform.
Right?
Okay. Fuck me, I guess.
Okay. If it's not gift five, give me five if I'm lying.
Give me, give me five if I'm sexy. I don't know.
So that's just a zip up.
Okay.
Wait.
Can I do guessing the song in one second?
Is that like a game or what you know damn well I would suck at that oh dang TJ gifted
five made a look gifted five damn the beaver gifted five shit lunch gifted five is it on
YouTube? Is he gifted five? It's a YouTube video?
What the fuck did Max put on my chat? I'm trusting your link. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This is the link Max put on my chat. This is exactly what I'm saying. Dude, is
Is this not, like, British Folk?
That's British Folk.
I see the similarity.
Wait.
Oh my god, you guys can hear that Minecraft shit?
Here, chop.
Is this like real?
Is this like actually gonna be hard?
How is this gonna be hard?
Welcome to a new video tell us in the comments how many you got right let's go
you
what what's what's the what's the website
i thought someone said it was a youtube video
oh
you
You
Be right why I
Kind of got chills from that a little bit. I don't know I don't really want to do a hard mode now because like I kind of want to end on that
you know what happened at Sharon wait what did happen at Sharon I like it
sure you know my favorite insurance song
he found a pot of gold I am one of the biggest Ed Sheeran fans
Is that loud for you guys?
Time to play nights and I put it on until the moment was right
I've been away for months
I've been
The lyrics are right here by the way so I could just read them
I was never looking for a friend
Maybe you could swing by my room around 10
Maybe bring the lemon in the bottle of gin
Maybe in the between the sheets till the 8am
If you've got a meanie in your shirt just say she's singin'
I don't love, don't love, don't love
Damn you ain't that!
Fuck!
people do not put enough respect on Ed Sheeran.
Maybe they do.
And I just am not up to it.
It's Max Cillen here or any British people,
because he should be the Michael Jackson of England.
Hockey bell, thank you for the five hockey bell.
He was not in Game of Thrones.
background cameo what dude imagine I was in the background of Game of Thrones you'd be
like she looks so out of place I think I would just think that with Ed Sheeran wait Ed Sheeran
Game from that shroom.
He has lines
Hold on
You're fucking joking
Ariel?
Now I see what people say they gave us the last season.
That's just Ed Sheridan.
Wrong set!
It's a pretty song. I've never heard it before.
It's a new one.
Are you hungry? We've got some rabbit.
I don't want to steal your feed.
You're not stealing, we're offering.
Come on, it's going to be a cold night.
Didn't even change his hair or nothing.
Just same old Ed Sheeran, by the way.
No wig, no...
Maybe we'll...
But we won't comb it over.
just the fucking scruff okay we're not watching dumb eyes now it's fucking
YouTube pretty good okay that's crazy that's so funny
fuck I just spilled matcha okay random ass scene like what was even the point
Why would they change his hair color not his hair color, but like he literally has Chris's I'm gonna YouTube premium
like
What do they call that type of haircut dude just like fluffy he just has like fluffy hair like they didn't have fluffy hair in
That era. I was alive in that era. I remember like can they not style it so it's like
So for a for a second we're like is that a chair?
They're just for a second because I didn't have one second where I thought maybe it's
not put a helmet off fuck I actually do fit in that time period I've seen a lot of people
tagging me in some Victorian-ass people saying this looks like KDB all right um
Travis Scott was in the Odyssey I saw he was like on set but he was not
actually in a scene. Oh, okay. Well, guys, cinema is dead. You heard it here first.
Don't tell me he was singing. Please.
Okay, let me boot up my Java edition. We are about to beat this hardcore world. Surely
this only takes one world today as well. That would be lovely. Isn't she? Oh, I'm making
whole new world because I don't remember if I died last time. I can't remember if I died on my last
world because or if some of them haven't aren't saved on here. I didn't think so either. I didn't
but we're gonna have to we're gonna have to start because honestly the last one I got diamond
like I was spending all of my time focused on the wrong stuff. I would find diamond and I was
like diamond diamond no it's not about diamond you don't need diamond I need to
get beds it'll be so easy
diamond is really not all that wait what are you guys saying what the fuck is
Lapis
Kai's and that said it wait, what does that mean? Oh
My gosh
Wait, he said it on our stream. Yeah, he just had it on our stream. Oh
Lapis he said lapis. Oh
Yeah, I was so I
I was like so locked into the games when we were playing I'm like I see streamer clips
like I'm actually shocked I haven't seen that one I was scared the shit out of me with that
everybody in the chat knew it I'ma name the world La piece we'll take the kite
snap energy or chat what if I do this
this could be funny
okay sassy wanna move her cam up here
i met this girl late last year she said don't you worry if i disappear
wait why are some of you guys already guessing it oh fuck okay maybe it's not
gonna be that funny then
She said, don't you worry if I disappear
I thought I would look for another mistake
Her and an old friend thinking that the trouble went
And then I jumped right in and we lay a return
I reckon she was only looking for her love, it's a burn
But I gave her my time, two, three nights and I put her on
Bro
La la la la la
How about this?
Dude!
Hold on, let me restart.
Piss me off.
Oh, yes, like update your app.
Okay, play.
Need some talent for the rest of us.
Day and night.
Never forget the Katie B Day and Night incident.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, so, great new world.
Oh, hardcore, okay, so it might not be as funny now,
but it was funny before, it was funny a second ago.
This was the funny thing that I had.
Yeah.
So, if you get it, am I going to be able to beat this without Ninja Brain Bot?
Yes, I will.
So what are we going to be doing?
So well, first of all, Sass's keyboard has to work before anything happens.
Looks a bit laggy.
distance. Okay, we're going quick. We're going quick. We're like kind of speedrunning this as well.
I'm on base. Yeah, I'm going to find a village, which I'm hoping doesn't take too long.
But in the meantime, now, now, now, bear with me. Please. Bear with me because Sassy's
do is settings are like a little bit different so like oh I have to do toggle sprint let's turn on that
okay how long does it take to find toggle sprint?
Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Oh my gosh, I have my coach watching. What? Watching? I'm nervous. Okay.
I will make stone tools in the meantime. Hey, you know what? I'm actually about to sleep
in this world because, oh, see, her keybinds are different. I'm using my other keybinds.
um okay so coach watch
fuck pickaxe sorry i'm being a little bit slow right now but that's because the keybinds are
different okay one so i am gonna kill these sheep so i can sleep but we are gonna be on the lookout
out for a village and watch my first I mean that is chocolate I'm a whole new
person I'm a whole new killer and like food but like if I can find a village I
can get all their bread guys I learned a new hack too you guys want to see a new
hack watch when I run under this tree I'll be doing the Theo bald bird jump
nothing did you see that yeah so like I don't even know if you guys are really
gonna want to watch me anymore because I'm like kind of different
It kind of changed.
Why does it feel a little bit like...
Not a little bit laggy.
Okay.
Just got to find a village.
Hopefully before...
Hopefully before night!
I know a lot of you prided yourself because you're better than me at gaming.
You're better than me at Minecraft.
Not anymore.
Oh my god, these criticals.
Okay, this is giving village.
This is village territory.
Watermelon?
What?
How did I get so lucky for food?
I'm playing new minecruffers so a lot of the stuff I taught will be different but in general
won't it be the same max like the bastions and boom but in general like I go to the bastion
And I do trades, I...
Okay the concept is still the game. Wait, what the fuck is a piglet, bro?
Do I trade with a piglet, bro?
It's pretty much the same. I'll fucking make it the same. Okay. Oh, what the fuck is
Okay, we gotta get something for a bed
And they never in my fucking 23 years have I seen that I
Never knew that was a thing
Oh my god, this would be a perfect spa for a village.
Is this gonna be like the slime block when I literally had to travel to the ends of the
earths?
I should probably get some stone.
Let's mine some stone.
Oh my god, when I find a lava pool and I go to the nether, it's gonna be so
sick. Okay. I should probably maybe get a shovel as well so I can get some dirt for some blocks.
Oh my gosh. Am I the first person to speedrun Java?
All right this is dope. This is dope.
Okay, first person ever.
Nutrient, fuck the onion challenge.
This is for CHU.
Okay, so, well, I need more wood, so kind of cooking with fuck, nothing right now.
Let's see.
This is not going to help me getting my keybinds down.
Well, I feel like a village would totally be this way.
Oh, damn! Watermelon fucking sucks!
Is that just me or what?
Not really worth it. Okay, let's get a little bit of wood so I can make some stone tools.
But I can't use all my- I can't use my stone.
Fuck it. Y'all ever built with wool?
Some shears would be nice.
I don't really need to cook my food just yet because if I stumble upon a village, which this is totally village territory.
Okay, let's do some crafts, bone, bed, perfect, bed down.
Okay, you guys want to see some advanced tech?
Wait, fuck.
I need one more.
Wait, oh, that's crazy.
Max, I thought I could do.
Um, I thought I could do all my shit.
I made it.
I made a hammer.
Coach, I made a hammer.
I was trying to do this tech right here.
Fuck. Fuck, I'm an idiot.
I need more stone, Joe.
Alright, let's just keep traversing this...
Hang up the blocks.
I hope you guys know I wasn't trying to make that into one craft, I thought I could craft
just apparently fucking everything.
Why is it so dark?
I don't know why it does look a little dark, I don't know if that's in Minecraft or what.
I don't know. Okay, come on, come on. Which way would have a village? It's like all I
need just a little village. I had 500 brightness during the mid-offs. Brightness, brightness, brightness.
Oh, wow, that did walk all. Pumpkins equal village.
Wait, there's a lot of sheep.
Let's go.
Okay.
I'm not even gonna get the gravel and everything yet.
I'm just gonna get everything when I get to a village.
when the speedrun begins like I do not like the jungle I don't know if I should
go this way I'm gonna go up on this mountain and look down
WIQ
No villages in jungle.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That is the most satisfying shit ever by the way.
I gotta get like just some blocks to build up with.
Um, fuck.
I look you need to change the keybinds in my last slot.
I think that would be nice. Okay.
Ooh!
Uh, actually, my glass, you need like crazy shiver.
It's a rabbit!
I didn't know...
I knew they had rabbits, but I've never seen black ones.
I've only seen white ones.
Village?
I know, Nacho mentioned.
Shit.
Bunny. What's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit again? Wait a minute, what's
that in the distance? Did you see that bright spot? Land ho. I gotta eat. Yeah, if there's
a quicker way to find the village, then I might have to run that. But let's, I mean
surely it won't take too long. That might be cheating in hardcore. When I first started
hardcore I thought it was going to be a nice little series for me to do but now I'm like
This is literally a achievable in one stream.
I'm so quick with it.
Okay.
Where was that?
is that pumpkin is that pumpkin guys is that pumpkin I know but it's not a
village? Or is it an animal? There was pumpkin behind me? There was pumpkin?
Puck it, I love her!
Oh my gosh, who's doing this for me?
fucking court command guys that was a game from a minute ago that was a command
from a game from a minute ago that I was playing um how are you guys seeing this
and I'm not
Like damn these dogs are scaring me.
We can't have like nice puppies.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Okay village should be stop because is that lava?
Stop!
To the right.
Oh my gosh.
Fuck yeah.
I'm going to get extra prepared as well.
Fuck yes.
Oh, I'm so excited.
I really hate to do this to you guys.
I cannot believe it was this easy to kill animals.
Please tell me they have hay bales and not just pumpkin.
No black smith is that guarantee is only guaranteeing ranked
Are you fucking kidding me? Is there an iron iron golem at least?
And I don't I guess I don't really need why do me the iron okay?
I have enough for the stuff that I need Chad. It actually doesn't matter. I'll kill the iron golem
Bro this village fucking sucks!
Is this for food?
Motherfucker.
Alright, so let's make a, let's get some cobble.
Let's get some cobble, smell ores faster, I don't need to be smelting.
I should take all of these beds for when I fight the Ender Dragon.
This is just extra bed security.
Ooh, potato!
I don't need a bundle, I don't need a bundle.
You might be like, Katie, get the bundle, but I don't need the bundle.
I don't even need torches, which is crazy.
Could beds in the bundle?
OK, you could be cooking there.
I mean, I guess.
Can I do this one?
Okay.
Wait, I looted that.
I...
Let's do my cooking.
Someone said sticks, but like, how much is that gonna cook?
Surely my raw chicken will be cooked.
Okay, the top of this other house I need to go into.
So this has the good stuff, bro.
Dude!
Guys!
Oh my gosh, no hay bales either way. I'm starting to see, I'm starting to see how the fucking
MCSR or whatever it's called, they're so, oh my gosh, get this little fella out of here. They're so like planted.
They're already going here?
I've already been in this one like 10 times.
Okay, now these houses down here I need to get.
Oh, no hay bales.
Shit.
Oh my gosh, this village actually sucks!
Do pumpkins?
Is that food?
No hay is really not good for me because that means I kind of have to get my own food.
The village is good as a library.
What the hell am I going to do with the library?
Well, my meat didn't, my meat stopped.
Alright, let's just get some more cobble and I can make another, or I can make the blast
furnace or something.
Let's kill the iron golem.
Nope, these don't work if you didn't know.
damn it. Elvillage! Need your quiff with the five, thank you, need your quiff. How do
How do you make a blast furnace?
That I don't know because that's not in speedrunning culture.
Was I not using my axe?
I'm so sorry.
That's the old Katie.
Oh, I mean a smoker.
Burn your wooden axe.
Dude, this does not cook it very well.
with four logs around it.
Well, no, that's my fucking bed, bro.
This is my- no, stop, that's my bed.
That's weird.
Stop.
You're not sleeping in a woman's bed.
What the fuck?
I wish I never killed the dragon with the yellow bed, but I will today.
Dude, this watermelon sucks!
Wait, I'm a little bit scared of piglin' brutes.
And what else?
Potato can be cooked?
You don't cook any of this stuff.
Holy wood.
I don't need some of this.
My coach would tell me to throw it out.
Iron Golem! Get ready, buddy! So, since my keybind is not great right now, I'm going to...
Ready?
Free!
The iron golem is so easy, and I remember like my first time fighting it, everybody
in chat was like, oh, you're fucked.
You're fucked.
Not anymore.
Now he's getting fucked by KDB.
Oh.
Okay.
How much is that?
Oh no!
It's only three?
That's okay.
So that's enough for a bucket, but we're still gonna need one more.
We know we need that one, so I'll have to go in a cave a little bit.
But that's fine.
I need some other stuff as well.
Um, okay, let me just keep kind of taking their shit a little bit.
Also, I'm gonna go keybinds really quickly. I don't know where keybinds is controls keybinds, and we're going to make
Slot 8 is this
Slot 9 is this that is going to help
What's up buttercup
watch and learn I'm showing everybody how to beat hardcore because a lot of
people have been like oh like Katie still can't even play like she's flopped
in the mid-off so she still can't even play and so this is for all the um all
the ladies out there who think that and who have been told that they can't
play Minecraft because it's for boys just try to inspire we've all been
told that ladies right okay W baked potatoes and mutton all right pretty
decent food I almost just did that by the way I'm just gonna say it I stopped
myself but I almost did all right so let's just let's pack up right oh let's
pack up and let's get some iron and then maybe we can find some more food
What's the odds? Maybe we find another village?
But if I find another village, I really have to not die on this world and like lock the fucking.
No one said- yeah, uh, well, they did say it, but I think cuz like time zones, maybe it- maybe cuz you're on a different time zone, it's different.
I don't know.
Okay, let's just get this while we're here.
So if you did not know guys you might be like a lot of people have been asking me where do
you find Flint where do you find Flint I'm trying to go to the nether but I can't find
Flint and steel you have to make Flint and steel steel's iron flint you get in gravel
No, it's not in Michigan.
Well, okay, damn.
Usually it shouldn't take too-
Fucking hell.
Now, be careful building with gravel.
I might as well just kill some more for this.
Okay, see if we can get lucky. Let's get to our water.
Ah! Maybe we make a boat. If you guys are looking for faster ways to travel in Minecraft,
try this. First, what we're going to do, though, is get rid of some of our inventory.
We don't need wheat seeds.
We don't need one torch.
We don't need one gray wool.
We might use this wool, we probably will.
We do not need a feather.
We do not need an oak fence.
We do not need a poppy.
What we do need is a boat.
this boat we're going to use to travel faster it's faster than walking.
Brilliant. Okay, let's go.
Poppy. Fuck, I shouldn't have thrown out Poppy maybe. Okay, what's F5? Oh! Fuck, that
lava pool? Our lava pool is hard to fight. Riddle me. Okay Minecraft. Okay Minecraft.
When water touches lava, it turns into abbey. Abbey is obsidian. How come when it rains
Shouldn't the lava pool fully become obsidian?
Not adding up.
Is that not sus?
Do you guys are my the only one thinking?
The guy says third eye isn't unlocked or something.
How would you get to the end?
What?
Trees float in this forest.
Woo!
I am going to boat this right on over to the next village.
Really?
Like, are we serious?
Tina!
Show match one day?
Wait, Tina, what does that mean?
Yes, of course, but what the fuck does that mean?
Notice how minecraft isn't responding, right?
I would love to do a show match, but I'm trying to remember what it is.
Oh, it's, um, it's, oh, it's that, um, speedrunning, yes!
Does that mean we, uh, go verse each other?
Oh, Tina.
I-I feel bad.
I would genuinely feel bad with the time I would put up.
I think you'd be pretty shabby.
So damn it, this fuck-ass river ran out.
Tina, of course.
When I get back for my trip, let's go.
We're planning it.
Someone, someone look at my seat and find another village.
I'll just keep going down, I'm going to get some more food though.
And this is great for my beds.
I'm not doing speed running right now if you're wondering about my time.
I'm just beating hardcore in one attempt.
How crazy is this going to be at the end when I actually beat hardcore in one attempt?
When literally a week ago I didn't even know how the fuck to beat the game at all.
I'm so psyched.
You won't practice until I return.
You- you- guys tell her that she might want to.
Fuck.
I'm just saying I am levels levels higher than I used to be
Who sees a village I
Can't believe blacksmith art at all villages eat
I was about to
What amount sucks
Not for the kids sorry
Swap it for a mutton?
Well, I just want to waste it.
I feel like I'm going back to where I was.
I need to be careful.
Let's head this way.
Okay.
This looks good.
This looks promising.
This looks village promising.
How do you know that was not the dad?
Does a red mushroom- oh my, am I going to signify anything?
Like a village or something?
Oh, what's that?
What's that?
Okay, dark oak.
Surely we'll have a village.
Holy cave.
Uh oh, uh oh.
chat
my god you need to sleep, I need to sleep bad, I need to sleep bad
okay which way did I just come from wait I can't bring this way now I go this
way come on village village village village village they're not that hard
to find all I need is a village uh go in the cave but I'm wanting some bread
as well. Not in this biome. Really? Meets better anyways? Okay. Alright, let me do a
cool- let me do another look, but if not, I'll just settle. Guys, I don't have that
much mutton. I have 20 mutton? You guys really think that's going to last me?
That's a lot. But it's going to take me a minute to like beat it. I'm scared.
Bazclone with the five! Let's go! Let me just traverse one more biome.
SpeedrunningCactic.
That's true. It's enough to do the nether, so maybe I just go find me iron. Okay, this
is what I'm going to do. I'm going to run until I stumble upon a lava pool because
that's really what I need. Then I'll go find iron that's close to it. Kill the cows maybe?
Oh my gosh. Wait, I should get some gold. I don't know if I have to jump, but...
Just to be extra prepared, gold would be nice.
Okay, next cave I spot.
Hockey bell with the five, let's go!
I can't have food taken up too much of my spots though, you know.
Alright.
Need a little nice cave- oh pumpkins!
Pumpkins!
Pumpkin!
Sometimes.
Damn it.
Fuck.
I do need the planes by arm.
Fuck.
Okay.
Bolt until...
Okay, bolt until I can find a nice little cave.
Oh, planes by them.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Balls in my court.
This feels really promising.
always a village in one of these. Don't I did not circle back. No, no, no, no, no, it's
No, it's not.
Yeah, I'll go to the lava pool that's nearby.
Wow.
That's terrible direction.
I don't even know how I did that.
Let me hopefully this we will grow by the time I'm done taking a pee.
People tend to go in circles when they're lost.
I was passed.
Okay, let me let that grow while I go get some iron.
Oh no, I don't wanna go in a cave.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Do you guys see any from up here?
Okay.
I mean, how many pieces is that?
Guys, how much is that going to be, four?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't that all I need?
Wait, I'm trying to think.
Yeah, it is. It is because I'm gonna make an iron pickaxe and a piece of flint and steel,
right? A shield? Shears? I don't need shears though. Iron axe for fighting. I'd r- I need
an iron pickaxe! Well, well I'm thinking if I get gold. Like I can mine golden nuggets
in the nether or something. Fuck this is this is this is a tough decision. This is decision
of the century. Okay. Well let's just get this out of the way. This is a decision of
century iron goal and may have respond are you joking are you joking
fuck that would be nice wouldn't it
No, not with my luck.
Okay.
Cook my food.
I'm going to get blocks to build with.
I need to get more wood.
Okay.
More wood and dirt is pretty much what I need.
Okay.
And then this is getting me some wheat.
So I actually feel pretty good. Maybe get some more stone. Yeah, another axe would be nice.
Stone, wood, and dirt. And then the lava pool is nearby. You did not see the golem.
If I just got- yeah, madame. Madame. Madame. Stupid village.
I'll carry some stone in case I need to make any extra tools and then get a bunch of wood.
mind you Phil's is placing beds in the end. That's not funny. What about armor? Uh, something
about me I just be drawing tournament and yeah I don't need it if you sleep in
my fucking bed
Can this wheat grow?
It's like one piece of wheat.
What's the odds I find iron in this cave?
That was seed.
I didn't even get wheat.
Wait, why did I not get wheat from that?
0%
It wasn't ready?
0%
Whatever. Alright, put this in. Put this in. Okay, we're looking good. We're looking good.
Let's do...
We're going to do that pickaxe thoughts going pickaxe okay let I'll keep that
the inventory though and then boom okay acting like I'm not gonna pick that up
alright so maybe I just wait a little bit for this to grow while I get some dirt
but looking pretty good looking like we might be in the nether here I have to
The plate is extremely careful.
I don't want to die because it kind of takes a minute to find stuff.
Use the composter to make the wheat grow.
So I break it?
Do I break it?
Right when I did it, I knew it, right when I did it, I knew it, so...
Okay, I have plenty. Plenty here. Let me make a new shovel. Where's my, where are those
or all my sticks going.
Looking good.
OK, let me get rid of some stuff.
Don't need this.
I'm just gonna keep... I can't keep all that wool in my inventory.
One piece of wheat?
I mean maybe.
Keep this stuff... the egg?
No.
Yeah, let's put the food in the bundle.
Let's take the bed out of the bundle.
I like that.
And then let's cook this last bit of food.
Yeah, that's really nice.
That is really, really nice.
No matcha left.
And then this shovel I don't need.
Okay, if I can just get a little bit more of this maybe, even though I have a lot of
food I'm just scared.
Fearing the nether right now, I'm not, it's not growing, why, like, fuck, whatever, I
I don't even care about it. I literally do not even care about it.
Like, I don't want it. And genuinely, I don't want your fuck-ass plants, anyways.
It's probably laced. Like, look at you.
I did make baked potatoes.
Those suckers are baked!
Okay.
So, I'll finish the watermelon and then I'll switch to my mutton.
So am I about to go to the nether?
I don't know if I should kill these, I'm not gonna kill these animals right now.
Alright, where was that lava pool?
Now this is gonna be a little bit interesting.
Who remembers?
Where is where that lava pool was?
Who remembers gets blocked, damn.
by the hill.
Okay, yeah, I'll see when I'm up here.
Or was it, it was like over here though.
Look at myself. Let's just go up on the hill. Fuck yeah. My last stream before my trip and
I'm gonna end it on beating Minecraft kind of cinema
Here, here goes fucking nothing.
Guys that clip of me in the boat apparently that was just a glitch I just thought because
I died when I fell off trying to beat that evil ass seed.
I just thought I hit shift cuz like how else would I die I just figured like I hit shift
right at the last second but I remember being like damn like I really didn't think I did.
that is just a crazy glitch in the game so type of shit that happens to me oh my
gosh wait the light is like this is like weird
like this isn't real Minecraft everything feels real or mcsr is like
fake. It does the same thing. It does the same thing. Make the L. Put the shoulders. Mind
the hole, pick up the water, place the water, and build your portal and it does the same
thing.
I could have been doing this all these years.
I mean, I literally mean.
Fuck I'm scared.
I wonder if I should turn my render distance down.
Okay, I'm okay to spot in here. Oh shit. Wait a minute. I can't f3b
Wait, what do I do if I can't f3b?
What do you mean the Brutes like
Okay, guys if I have gold on will the brute still harass me?
I can still use F3.
Wait but where's my entities?
How do I get entities on screen?
It doesn't lower the E. Am I trippin'?
In settings.
What would that be?
Entities on.
FOV 30, but still that doesn't change the fact that I don't have E. F3 plus F6, F3 plus
That was F6.
Oh, that was F7.
F6.
And now which one is it?
Is this going to change everyone's game?
Did I open up something bad?
I'll just do both of these because I don't know which one it is.
Okay.
I feel it be 30.
Okay.
I feel it be 30.
Okay.
Do I go to the free spike?
Do we go to the free spike?
Coach?
Entity hitboxes? That's F3 plus B.
Try turn render all the way up.
Max!
What?
I'll be fucking damned. We might have to do it the hard way.
Entity distance as well?
Oh shit.
This is this yeah, this version is like weird
Yeah, well, I mean, I'll just have to beat it. I might just have to do the old-fashioned way, but that's okay
Also, this is good. This is good for armor. He's like this gold. It's actually pretty pretty decent
Well, this is actually such an L bro, this is so fucking bad
This is such an L spawn.
It spikes when I look down?
Wait what?
This spawn fucking sucks.
Of course I get this shit.
Should I dig in the wall or dig down?
That was a gas.
Dig down, staircase down.
Okay, free bow.
Thank you, Snuff, for the five.
I was eating the, I was spam eating.
How do I change version?
What do you mean the older version?
Call me, you'll help.
Okay.
All right.
Shot.
That was run one of two.
This next run, promissor, allinated, was one warmup.
Hello.
Hello, Max.
Fuck.
Hello.
Fucked up.
Fucked and suck.
No, you're fine.
That version is really fucked.
The last time I speedrun it, I died like 30 times trying to beat the game.
So wait.
What do you mean like that version though?
No, it was like that version.
It's trying to beat the game so wait. What do you mean like that version though? Like what does that even mean?
Because the version that we speedrun minecraft on is like well like that I taught you on is like an older version
That's like more suited for like being optimized to be beaten quickly if that makes sense. Yeah, but everything is optimized on there
Yeah, whereas the new one it's like
Bullshit it's fucking bullshit. They've got these people in bullshit. I
What I was so scared is the the piglin brutes they're like with the skeletons
but twice as scary and they all spawn in the Bastion. Shit I wanted to see one I
even get to see one. Okay open your Minecraft launcher. Okay I'm in it. Hold on let me
boot it as well you can do hardcore on this next one I can do it hardcore yeah
yeah yeah yeah perfect how's your holiday
all me all the days good I spent some of today trying to sit up in your brain
bot and flopped so it is hard to sell that's why I was like oh fuck yeah maybe
we need a little bit of time to do that okay so you see where it says at the
top, left it says installations, press new installation, click right button, and then
press version in the drop down menu, scroll, wait actually I think you can type, type 1.16.1
Okay that one click on it release one sixteen one yeah and then just at the
bottom right just press install that's it and so now I'm gonna play this one you're
gonna be playing the same version that we were playing last week but I can't
promise you that you'll spawn next to like a village or anything because it's
It's not the perfect seeds that you get on MCS-R-Rank.
Yeah, but I mean, I'll still beat it so it doesn't even matter, you know?
Exactly.
The game is still the same.
Yeah.
Okay, so it takes a little bit to download, but aww, thank you, Max!
That's okay.
I can't tell you what it is, but the next time that we stream together, I have a surprise
for you.
Oh my gosh!
When I come back, we'll run back another stream.
can I I was I was speaking to someone that you know very well and I got a
surprise to show you oh gosh oh gosh how well do I know them I would say one of
the people you probably know the best in the world oh my gosh is there any
chance I'm at their house right now? No, no, no, it's not that. Oh, okay, okay. Wait,
isn't my mom or dad? No, no, it's for your parents. No, I'm not going to tell you. I'll
just surprise you once it happens. I'm so excited. Thank you, Max. All right, we'll
play when I'm back. I'll let you up. All right, sure. See you. All right. Have
a fun holiday. In the next one. Bye, Max. Bye-bye. Okay, let's go. So this
version basically what Max is saying is this version is a hundred percent
beatable for me and I'm titling it beat it better not be fucking why it yeah it
would not be okay
Is this gonna show this new one now?
Let's go.
Who leaked Wrigley's number?
Alright.
Let's go.
Chad, I only knew two people.
I literally only know Sassy Stewie and Vanilla.
Which is kind of crazy.
Alright, we'll find the planes.
Yep, this version feels a lot better.
Should I already just like- oh, that's iron!
Fuck, wait, let's go get that.
Let's go get that before these mobs get me.
So maybe I could like make some tools rather than just like fuck around.
Alright.
So, let's not make the same mistake as last time.
And then pick...
Welcome to hell!
Beautiful.
We'll get stoned. Oh look at all this iron.
AHHHHHHHHH!
didn't know that didn't know that did not know that that's a new one for me okay
that's a new one thank you lol cool girl
for your five wait this is a lot of iron I'm like so this is gonna be so good
still gonna try and look for a village but this is already much better
Yeah, I could get coal.
Wait, you can just play old versions of Minecraft that's so lit.
Koon matrix with the five I
Just saw a video on old Minecraft caves
How they used they like now they're like so open and stuff and they used to not be guys
What's your guys's thoughts new Minecraft caves or old?
Oh, yeah, cuz this is the whole iron block
Yeah, I think I'm actually team new because the old ones is so hard to navigate
And I know you might be like, okay, you didn't even put on the old ones
But on my iPad when I was younger, I had Minecraft now. I was typically running creative
But I had the game
If I die for like the hunger or something because I'm trying to get all this shit
Wait, am I gonna die?
To gravel?
Did I pass it?
Yeah, these blocks are fire, so I don't think I'm like eating chicken
How is there no mobs in this one?
Maybe like Katie, how are you even gonna get back up? Maybe the water trip? Maybe the water method?
I don't even need all that iron right there
Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on
Holy fucking iron!
Wait, am I zoomed in?
I'm a quick pro!
Quick pro!
FLV is a little different.
These are my standard settings, you know.
So does she know her hearts don't regenerate?
Yes I do, Kenzie.
I promise you I do.
I just need to find food.
I went for the iron first.
Bear with me, please.
If you could just bear.
I'm about to go get food.
I'm about to cook.
And I'm about to have a lovely dinner.
Thank you.
Not much for stabling Minecraft, I promise you.
I gotta be careful.
If I fall off this tree, I'm literally dead.
Okay, is there animals in this game mode
or not in this version?
Would I have to go like pick apples or something?
Oh, there's not animals in this game mode.
No, not too much on Kenzie, like, not too much.
What was that?
Oh no!
Oh no, there's no animals in this game mode!
Not hanged towards the snow.
No, they took out animals!
No!
Oh
Guys
That's good food.
Oh no, oh no, it's going to be night time and I have no sheep.
Oh my gosh!
This is fucking stressful.
I've never eaten the fish before, no.
In real life, yes.
I need to do my iron and everything as well.
Oh my gosh, but it's gonna be night time.
Oh my goodness, it's gonna be fucking night time.
Oh, we gotta cook this food before night time
because we gotta go, we gotta go.
We got to travel.
Oh no.
We got to stumble upon a village in the night.
Oh no!
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
Ah!
Thank you for the ride!
W Raider.
I can't see the username because my OBS is covering it but W.
Build a small house in weight?
Oh no no no no, I'm a speedrunner now.
I don't even care about iron tools right now. I gotta get on the move I
Gotta find a place before sunrise
Cook faster cook faster
Dude is he like right here, okay the zombie is right here by the way
We're like right here.
It's like right there, I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
Off hand food.
A good tip if you've never played Minecraft.
Off hand your food.
What does that mean?
That means put it in the hand that you're not using.
Oh shit.
Let's just boat out of here.
That's the oak.
I'm going this way.
Make a smoker?
I don't smoke!
I don't, um, do that.
I don't partake in that, because I wouldn't promote that to kids, so.
Oh no, why are they shooting- oh my god, of course the river runs out!
Of course the river runs out!
If I die in a hole, fuck it.
Alright, we just gotta find a village at night, which should be easy because all the lights,
boom, boom, boom.
Let's get up on...
You wanna stay up?
Hi.
I need more blocks to build.
That's really bad, actually.
I'm gonna get some of this while I have some time.
Eek
Eat much much much much much much
It do villages only spot in the planes because that's what it feels like
Ava eats apples thank you for your five gifted
All right, oh
Oh, bitch!
Missed me! Missed me!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. I saw the light, I saw the light.
Plains!
I should kill these animals.
Fuck you!
I don't even care.
I don't even want this one.
Oh my gosh.
gosh okay maybe I turn off hitboxes cuz damn
guys a village you see one
oh I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm so sorry
Lay low?
I mean I had to stumble upon a village, but literally before sunrise.
Guys Marsh Village, what's the odds we get a Marsh Village?
Zero
Come on!
Max, you failed to tell me there's no food!
What's that?
What is that?
Oh, and this is a village.
licking their lips. Oh shit. Just boat, just boat, Katie. Just boat, just boat, just boat.
Just place your fucking boat! And a blacksmith! Aaaaaaah! Oh, oh my gosh!
This is so fucking good.
Why are villagers so submissive?
Like I literally just woke you up in the middle of the night, took your bed, and you're just
gonna leave?
Yeah, that's amazing looting as well.
Okay, let's go to the start of the village so I don't miss any houses.
Oh, okay.
Okay, is this not a gate?
So I don't know how to play the game, so it stays with me, it stays with me.
Sassy Stewie! Sassy Stewie! Sassy Stewie!
Oh my God! Sassy Stewie!
What? Dude, I fucking suck!
What? I fucking suck!
What? I just fucking died!
The first time!
No! Really? That means God!
Oh my God! Oh my gosh!
Oh my God!
No, I'm like actually mad!
I'm not kidding! I'm genuinely mad!
Dude, what is wrong with me?
with me what is wrong with me
you know sauce get up I'm actually mad I know but hey I don't want to put a
hole in your mother yeah you better not on your bottom you know
listen it's okay everything was so perfect and that's gonna happen I need
And that's gonna happen. Listen, this is like, you have not been playing hardcore for that long.
And you've also just learned some of the necessary things to be able to beat it, not even all of them.
Dude, you have gotten better, but you're not like a Minecraft gamer, so like, work your way there.
Wayne, you're not gonna get there today.
I thought I was, I did a whole speech at the beginning, I was like...
But none of that matters. Those are theatrics to boost your self-confidence and it works and sometimes it doesn't and that's okay
Actually, I'm fuming. I'm gonna
Turkey
No, thank you
I cannot believe this guys this is actually like really
sad. That is so sad. It's really sad. Is it, what is it? The shovel? That's why I should
turn around I love it was like the zombies it's like a free shot I cannot
believe that I am so upset I just stumbled upon the holy grail do you
actually want to do this or not do you actually want to do this or not do
Do you actually want to fucking do this or not?
Wait, so Hardcore makes the game harder?
This looks promising.
You're taking- Okay.
I feel like they gifted me this.
I genuinely feel like Mojang is in here.
I know it's called a hardcore, but I thought it was called a whore-
whore? whore-whore? whore-whore? whore-whore? whore-whore?
I thought it was called that just because when you die, you die.
Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy Stuart?
You are right! I spawned right by a village!
You're right.
You're right. The last one's gonna fucking suck.
Harassing her in her own home.
Well, I can only think that like, she just saw me so distraught,
she's probably really worried about me.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, I can only imagine she was like in her room like,
oh my gosh, I hope she's okay.
So, I just want to let her know.
And guys, this is like why it's okay sometimes to fail because sometimes you come upon this.
Okay.
What can I make with that?
Shovel?
Yeah.
It's not really great. We're gonna need the iron golem. Oh
A sword. Oh, okay diamond sword
Yeah, I look you need the iron. Oh, and we okay we got hay bales though. All right, let's like make some
I'm going diamond sword on him. I don't even care.
Yeah, I don't need a diamond shovel.
You're right. You're right.
The sword, I guess I can use the sword in my first slot for now.
Well, maybe not, because I'm used to this being there.
OK.
Oh, my gosh, this village kind of sucks, though.
It's kind of shite, but I'm
Feeling like the desert could be promising. Is this it? Is this really it?
Oh, we started King
Ungrateful kind of
Let's get all this bread though
Surely that's not all the houses, right?
I missed something I think.
I had to miss one of them.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
This is pretty good.
Oh my god, all this bread is gonna be fire.
Okay, this is a good village.
This is great. This is great.
Honestly, just for food?
Another blacksmith.
Okay!
Okay, Kay's back!
All right, all right, all right.
I feel okay.
One iron though.
I'm rarely on this app.
Thank you for the five.
I'm glad you're here today.
This sword is annoying though. I'm about to make my food, don't worry.
I don't know if I really should carry all these beds right now, but...
Okay.
Yeah, we heard you the first fucking time.
So what's that going to craft by the way?
That's a lot of food.
fuck yeah fuck yeah was that bad crafting
This village is just like an apology.
What am I going to cook in here?
Like what?
Why don't you even place that?
Okay, let's do some stone tools.
Let's do this for now.
All right.
So I got some houses to loot Dakota with the five
Not bad not bad now. Where's the golem though?
I'm taking more we I don't even care I'm not dying to hunger
Where's the death counter it'll start off after my first
The model put it up. There's not always a golem
I have two stacks and...
Is that a chest?
Dude, those fucking villagers have nothing.
Taking beds?
Wait a second, I'm actually kind of funny because I'm taking beds right now, acting like I'm about to fight the Ender Dragon.
I need to like actually slow down somebody humble me
Oh my goodness, you guys don't have chest, you guys suck, all of you suck.
All right, um, the lack of iron is not, is that a, is that a mountain goat?
oh my god it's cat oh my goodness oh my goodness
it's okay I don't know why the red to me was like looking like a horse or
something I don't fucking know dyslexic
I don't really want to go down there for iron, I'm scared.
Let's see, okay, lava pool, desert temple.
Let's find a desert temple.
Lava pit on my left?
I'm getting confused if I'm seeing lava or if I'm seeing just these hit boxes.
So I think I should turn the hitboxes off.
Oh, what's that? What's that?
Say it ain't so.
Say it is not so, please.
Am I trippin'?
Which bed should I sleep in tonight?
Wait, I thought it was like not rendered.
What the fuck is that?
Is this a loud?
I don't think that's a loud.
What's this about?
Wait, what's this about?
I didn't make shovel yet.
Sleep then shovel.
Is there going to be a ruined portal down there?
away wait but why get a chest or
anything? This is sick! I didn't know this was a thing! Bro, sand is like, can actually
fuck off. Actually let's do this. So where's my chest? Oh, guys clear your schedule for
all day if you don't mind?
Is that it?
That was it?
Like, show you get when you're on your last straw.
Dig down. That's not the stronghold. Do I go fight the Ender Dragon? I don't know
which way to dig down? Like...
Okay, okay.
Thank you, Sand. Thank you. Imagine I got a gold or a diamond pickaxe. This is really
weird. If I don't get another chest, I'm gonna be pissed. Is this just a waste of my damn time?
Sleazy, thank you for the 5!
W gifted tonight guys, I really, really appreciate it!
You guys fucking rock!
Alright.
I feel like we are going to find a desert temple 100%.
I feel good about this desert.
I might have to go circle on the other way too.
There's only one chest stop digging.
Yucky Jean, you might want to refresh string.
But yes, there is only one.
Okay, so this is the end of it.
There's nothing that way.
Let's go this way.
Travel through the shipwreck?
Am I blind?
Am I blind? Well I don't really know what a shipwreck looks like to be fair.
How? Where's a shipwreck?
Just some bull, y'all thought of that?
A couple of people said it, so I stopped.
Alright, let's just take this river to our desert temple and get the last of our goodies.
Oh, I could go- oh, I can't- I- wait, okay, I'm trying to think of the best method
here.
I have some pretty good stuff.
I just need a bucket. A bucket in a lava pool is the main thing.
Let's make a boat.
Everything else I can pretty much get
near probably
wherever the fuck I get a bucket in a lava pool. Lava pool surely will be in desert.
In desert.
If I died right there, it genuinely would have been Gigi. I would have won on my trip. I would have never came back
All right guys left or right. I'm thinking this way feels promising
Ah! Ron! What's that? What's that black thing up there?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, how do I complete it?
I can't complete it.
It's two blocks off-completable because you don't have...
You say I'm dying pickaxe but I don't have a dying pickaxe.
Will I get this if I mine it with my iron pickaxe?
Or my uniron pickaxe?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bear. Bear for a second. So, what is this gonna make? One piece?
That's some bullshit.
Oh my gosh.
That's actually some bullshit.
Put this on for now.
Fuck.
Alright, well this is actually pointless because I can't even get the gold block either.
Whatever, let's just find my desert temple.
it's a hot is there a hundred percent desert temple spawn rate
is this good can I find more iron here
Is this it?
Wait, a teal bed is cool.
Whoa, whoa, this village is like a cult.
Iron Golem?
Okay.
We're stuck.
We are stuck.
Wait, are we though?
Is that gonna be enough for everything that I need?
Door?
Oh my gosh, good show's money up.
Is that that?
Like WC, but also not!
Yeah, like of course it's nothing.
Let's do this.
A wooden one?
This I can use my diamond sword.
Oh that side.
Okay.
I do maybe with maybe there will be a um
Okay
Uh, let's give them my daisy
So I can like trade with them or something
Like click them with my emerald
Ten coal sure sure
Oh, I want that I want it
okay but I want it
Still a lot to learn, you know?
Really a lot to learn in this game.
That's...
That's interesting.
Let's eat maybe, Katie?
Here, let's try eating.
Bro!
Like there's no point in checking these fuck ass barrels.
Why are we building barrels when we have nothing?
Okay let's go up on this hill.
Gonna up my render maybe.
I don't know.
Check the tower?
Oh, I didn't go in the tower?
How'd I miss that? Oh, it's a mountain goat.
Oh, cuz I thought it was a door. So the tower usually has something. Well, how do I get in there?
How do I get in?
Alright, let me just see what I have versus what I need.
I think I have most stuff.
Let's try.
No law. Wait a minute. Can I go to that village? I didn't. I'm gonna head it that way, just
to be extra and I need to find um let me just straight this way oh I'm having a
really bad day by the way
Don't make a compilation of some shit today.
Like think about the fact that I'm gonna go on vacation and that's like not really what
I'm trying to see when I'm on vacation.
There's some iron down there.
But wait, I do need more iron.
All right, mainly in need of a lava pool now.
I'm gonna go to this village. This is the run. 1000% the run.
Let's see how did I get obsidian to complete the portal.
If only I had a diamond pickaxe so I could mine the other obsidian and complete the portal.
Only I had a diamond pickaxe.
Fuck, a diamond pickaxe would be so sick.
Guys?
Nice, I used the right thing.
Emerald pickaxe, yeah.
Oh, iron golem.
Do you have a chest or are you broke?
Fuck, okay, all I need is a lava pool.
Just got this, got this guy now.
I'm trying to think where I want to drag him.
Yeah, I fucking suck.
I fucking suck.
At the game.
Still.
By the way.
So.
There.
You go.
That is actually that is really brutal
Okay, the reason I was going after the iron golem though is because, um, bro the reason
I was going after the iron golem is because I wanted an iron pickaxe.
No, I got iron though.
I didn't need to do it.
I am a such a fucking chud!
I just got this... got this guy now.
Thank god we have subtitles.
I had full hearts.
Trying to think where I want to drag him.
That is so bad. That is so bad.
That is so bad!
I had an armor too.
I went to the nether, yeah, for five fucking seconds.
Oh my gosh, wait, oh my gosh.
I actually cannot believe that.
Why did I think it would be easy?
I took all that time in the old world
getting all prepared, all prepared for the nether.
I know the bastions, I know a fortress
like the back of my hand.
I know how to one cycle.
Doesn't matter.
I died to the zombie with the shovel. I died to the iron golem for no reason. That's always my tactic, is hit them, run a few blocks.
I don't even know who I am. I wasn't clip farming at the beginning when I thought I was going to beat it.
Was the two stacks of bread worth it like I did all that for what for fucking what
Oh my gosh
Well remember when I said that the old Katie is gone and she's good now. No
No.
I'll beat it one day.
I need a break. I can't do that. I have to do something else. I have to do Roblox or something.
I genuinely have to do anything but that.
It's square one.
Guys, the voiceover game you have to download stuff for and I didn't do it on Sassage 2's
PC.
It comes with like nothing.
But you know what I do have?
Okay, this isn't my account.
I'm gonna log into my Roblox because I don't think Sassage 2 has like a mic.
I favorited this game yesterday, I want to try it.
This one stings.
You guys remember when Theo was like, this one's going to sting?
Yeah.
I get his pain.
That was going to sting for a minute.
I can't believe that.
saucy woman one two three she changed it to idiot woman who can't play anything
idiot gamer girl or is that taken idiot gamer girl one
Roblox
It costs robux I have them
Okay guys, I don't know if this game is good but I
I don't know if this is a good spot.
Steal the show.
The live music showdown where you run the stage, eight players take turns performing and everyone
votes on everyone else.
Pick a song, build an outfit, design show, then perform while seven players rate you.
to be incredible. No, because where is my mic?
Dr. Thigmas, thank you for the five queen. My mic should be
coming up, right?
Yo, yo, yo, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes.
Okay, let's start with song.
Head to your recording booth.
Got it?
Or is this a dressing room?
Matt, he's dressing room.
This is dressing room though. Okay, fuck it.
What? Oh shit, oh shit. Okay, okay, okay. I have to go quick, I only have like five
minutes calm oh build up damn if you have epilepsy okay the red is like kind of
sexy and seductive let's do intense okay submit okay let's like to customize
this lighting preset okay not this time not this time
Oh my gosh, okay, let's do fire like we're at a young multi concert. What is it play?
I'm beginning middle and end the whole time. Ah, no, I don't I don't I'm good. I'm good.
I'm good. Okay, this is good. Great. Amazing. How do I do the song? Wait, the song though.
Okay, this track. Yes. I did intense lighting. Yep, submit. Yep. No, so no. So yep, lock
effect done nope I don't want to put a second effect um we'll do yes this makes total sense
somebody's bedroom uh sure I'll take it like dark and cool I have to do my song I only have two
minutes yes yes done save this set no no cancel done done no no no no okay
so i sing it live
This is so me by the way
Well, this is a little yeah, this is a lot like I
Can't really talk right now. I have to lock it. I don't know. I don't care about this
I'm gonna be a teddy bear. Okay. Here's the thing started up friends. It was cool
Bye!
you
Do you ever feel, already buried deep?
Six feet under streams and no one seems to hear a thing.
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
If there's a spark from you, you've just got to find it.
This is an age-rangers thing?
The light, the night, the night.
So what's the point of the fucking game if I can't hear them?
To some night
Like the fourth of July
I hate that I quit
Yeah, maybe we don't know why I'm on stream
Why would I stream?
Why would I ever even
Oh, good, that's what's strange.
Can someone click it?
Here's what I say.
I didn't say fuck.
Fuck.
Did I say fuck for real? Fuck.
I should never join Roblox game with voice chat.
What's the point?
What's the fucking point?
You can't clip it's copy. It's copyrighted.
No, now I can't even do the other karaoke.
Well, guess I have no other option.
So my character got an update, by the way.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't steal my dumplings.
My bodyguard will get you.
Don't steal my dumplings, please.
Baconita.
Two for one?
Baconita.
You are getting scammed, my girl.
I will accept that trade for sure, Baconita.
Thank you!
Sorry, you got ripped off.
Bye!
Sorry, you got ripped off. Bye!
Okay.
Oh no, back off, ma'am.
Did she steal my dumpling
Okay, okay
Let's go. Let's go Isabella. Let's go. Come here. Come here. Come on. Come on. Isabella,
come on. Where did she go? Where did she go?
Okay, let's do a squishy trade.
Wait, Katie!
Oh, Isabella's over there!
Oh my gosh!
Wait, Isabella?
How do I get over there?
Isabella?
How are we getting over there?
IDK, I opened a squishy.
Someone trade with me.
I think you're doing the, someone trade with me.
Like over here, someone trade.
I
Will trade my island
and
my white
More
Yeah, I'll do it I accept I accept nope I accept I
Accept Casey thank you so now okay, so now I take it
Okay, so I want my squishies, so I'm trying to take my squishies.
Okay, I accept as well, did I jump on except?
Okay, now I accept my squishies.
Okay, so I'm not getting so, Casey, I'm not getting any of my squishies.
Okay, so, okay, I do my mushroom. I drop you my mushroom and then like I accept oh
Casey sit on it Casey sit on it
Cassie
Three two one you got fucking scammed. I got two squishies for one two squishies for one next
Next go
Okay, I will trade you my I'll trade you this oh
The kitty ones good Isabella
The kitty ones not bad Isabella could we do another though? Yeah, let's do another okay. Yeah, I like that okay
That's good Isabella. Yep. Yep. That's good Isabella
Thank you. Thank you, Sassie. I really needed that fucking night again. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, um, so I'll take my squishy. No, I tell Riley I love for- Riley! Riley! Isabella loves you. Isabella from Squishy creating loves you.
Thank you. Is that all you want to say?
I love you so much.
Okay, anything else?
I've never squished you traded before, but I'm open.
Okay, that's a lot to type, but I'll tell her.
She said she loves you.
She said she loves you so much.
And she's never squished you traded before.
She's down to a try- Wait, she follows you in game.
I'll be- I'm a real luck bang.
Chop. Okay, let's do some real little shit.
I'm done with squishy trading I'm gonna show you some high-level shit that we're
gonna end on
turkey ball, kimchi, rice, turkey
Okay, I saw Vanilla do this. It was like smash or pass or something.
Wait a minute. Give me one second, Chep.
Sorry, you're getting robbed, okay.
Wait, okay.
Smash or pass?
What do you look up?
Smash or pass?
watch. Guys, you know what I'm talking about.
Ghosts open the door.
Hear me out.
Smash your pass.
Hear me out.
Oh, this is good.
Greenham and Amazon here.
Okay.
That's it.
Welcome to a new video.
Let's play Smash or Pass with the Hear Me Out characters from our viewers.
There are some interesting ones.
Let's go!
Would you smash or would you pass?
I personally would pass.
But I understand why you would smash.
I think that's smashable.
I think that is smashable actually.
I would smash.
That's smashable.
How about this one?
Smashable.
Not my smash, but smashable.
What will you choose here?
I would pass.
Smash or pass?
Oh, pass!
No, way too cute.
Way too cute.
What's your choice?
Oh, um, that's a pass for me as well.
Not my type.
I'm gonna need to get on my nerves.
Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean you know what you know what look at him right now I never
this is a smash I think I like the gold earring
Would you smash or would you pass?
Now what?
How fucking new is this video?
What the fuck?
Pass?
How about this one?
Remy?
Remy the rat?
Pass.
He's too innocent.
What will you choose here?
I
Don't remind me I might smash that I might smash that
smash or pass
I think that's a pass for me judge Judy. I think might be a pass for me
What's your choice Wally Oh wait, I don't know you from Wally. I don't know
I don't know this one, I cannot answer.
How about Clippy?
No. No. That's a pass.
No, not my type.
Would you smash or would you pass?
Again, we- we cause a wave pool.
How about this one?
No.
That's freaky.
Uh-uh.
That's weird.
What will you choose here?
What?
No.
Uh-uh.
Pass.
Uh-uh! Pass!
Smash or pass.
them boots, those gloves, those long legs.
Every freaking night!
What's your choice?
No.
Pass, not my type.
How about when Nona Ryder and Beetlejuice?
Uh...
Pass, I think.
Would you smash or would you pass?
No.
Pass.
How about this one?
Pass.
Where's the good ones?
Sorry, I have like, um, how will you choose here? This is what I saw, vanilla. I have like standards.
Is it blue or is it blue?
Smash or pass.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's your choice?
No, no.
I'm not going to get better ones on here.
How about Hannibal Lecter?
no pass come on where's the fine chip would you smash or would you pass bro
pass up come on how about this one yep
What will you choose here?
He's real.
This isn't even a character.
He's fully real.
Pass.
Write your hear me outs in the comments so we can feature them in one of our upcoming
videos.
and can't wait to see your unique hear me out smash or pass um
what's your choice pass he's annoying to me
Can we watch the Norse nuts?
Robin.
How about Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt?
Not my type.
Those are two girls.
Would you smash or would you pass?
Mike?
How about this one?
Dungles dog?
Mike?
What will you choose here?
Mike?
Smash or pass.
What's your choice?
I don't know what this is.
How about King Julian?
Oh
The what the fucking video froze bro the video froze
Wait, what the fuck oh
It's back
Um, wait, it's been weird again.
Would you smash or would you pass?
Pass.
How about this one?
Um, I haven't seen this.
I think I would pass though.
The nose is like a little bit freaking me out.
What will you choose here?
Bro, how old is Arthur's dad?
He looks four years old.
Smash or pass?
Mm, mm, smashable.
Love the muscles.
Love the good chest.
What's your choice?
What is pepper robot?
How about flounder?
The audacity for some of these is like...
Would you smash or would you pass?
how about this one I'm sorry to gain consciousness what will you choose here
Cause Vine? I mean Smash but like...
Smash or pass.
At this point bro, it's just funny cause what the fuck is NoNo from Jellatubbies?
It's not even Vine.
What's your choice?
No. No. No. No.
These are really bad.
They're not even good at hearing me out.
How about Oscar the Grouch?
How about no?
Oh, that was crazy.
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you