you
I figured why not I'll do it to I mean to be fair they started in November I'm starting
December. A little biffy, a little biffy. I don't have Luna with me today. We'll see
if I win any games now that I don't have, you know, the epic baby over here. My little
Santa helper.
I
Delicious
Divine
Hey, oh, this that nostalgia music right here, right?
to
Nostalgia, bro
I'm cleaning my room after depression for like three days already and my nose is always itchy because I have dust allergy
Oof, I know exactly what you're talking about. Same same and dust allergies are the worst too dust is like
So fun story. I got a test and I did that little arm testing where you get all the pollen like outdoor environment
environmental allergy
and
Turns out I'm not allergic to trees. I didn't know that. I'm not allergic to trees. What I am allergic to is
grass
When the when the grass pollinates or my big one
I had one point or one or two points above grass, which was dust
dust mites
For whatever reason roaches to American and German roaches, bro
Those were the three things
They they were like we don't want to treat you for a roach allergy because why on earth would you be in a roach-infested area, right?
That should be a different problem. It's out. Oh
My god, bro. I so don't scare me like that. Hey, oh
What the freak bro?
What the?
Hell no
Oh, thanks for that heal.
Are they all there?
Nice.
Oh, this dude's gonna- okay!
Wait, can that actually kill-
Oh!
Okay, here's it.
No way!
I feel like plugging in my mic and saying my bad.
I feel like that was my bad.
Oh man!
I don't want to plug in my mic.
I'll never talk to them.
It is what it is.
We're chilling with the Christmas vibes. It's okay.
It was pistol round. It's fine. We'll get over it.
I'm over it already.
I'm over it. I don't care.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
everywhere you go
I think it's gonna do like full save
think it makes sense
full save bro
oh hell no
I'm trapped
sorry that got me stimulated right there 78
I gotta talk to these people I gotta talk to these people
Where's Luna?
I need her for like, encouragement, encouragement bro.
Where is Luna today at?
I think she's hiding on the couch that's like far away from this room, so.
I don't feel like going to get her.
I finally plugged in the pod mic, yeah.
I feel like it has to be done.
Good efforts by this dude.
Nice try, nice try.
Um, let's make sure the communication is solid though.
I- this thing still confuses me to this day.
Output device that has to be headset, right?
That's got to be headset.
Input device would be my mic, right?
We're doing it.
It has to be that.
It's just because the last time I
did that where I put the device as yeti,
I couldn't hear my teammates.
So, oh god, oh god, oh god.
OK, I was able to buy at least a gun in the meantime.
I didn't know he could die from Molly dude we learned new things I didn't know
that bro could die from Molly either I'm glad I got to witness that though all
right what's this rascal doing
Is she in a bad mood or she's just sassy? Okay, first of all, she's 247 sassy.
Uh, but I think she's just super tired today, like me. Maybe she has like the same allergies as I do.
I'm not necessarily tired. I just, when your neck swells up like this,
it's annoying. It becomes frivolous. Makes me not want to move as much. That makes sense.
They're gonna be going B.
You know they're gonna be going B.
What the- I- Bro, because I saw a raise on the mini map
I thought for sure that was my teammate.
Oh, and the- when the raise cloned.
Oh, he almost had her. Good efforts, good efforts.
Not a huge fan of the Lotus map, to be honest.
You got him bro. I don't even think he has time. Yeah. Omen, Omen got the right mind.
Very nice. Exquisite.
I had to let him know. You got to let him know when a person is exquisite.
Yeah, I can't afford my epic weapons.
Where's map of the semiite?
I've been trying to practice more with the Phantom.
I like the laser beam accuracy.
More than two bullets.
Yeah, it's comp.
We're doing that comp.
It feels wrong for me to jump into an unrated match.
I did practice a little bit beforehand though.
This is not like my first match.
But I am warming up for the sake of stream.
I'm still a biffy, you know.
Oof, bro.
Y'all confusing me.
I hear my teammates.
Y'all confusing me.
Oh, they're gonna be a bee.
Stea, on our stuff.
They're gonna be bees!
I would like to ult.
Uh...
This really might be a waste.
Woo!
There we go.
Uh, hello? I thought with my ultimate I'll get a...
Whatchamacallit?
Bro, unbelievable.
I thought for sure of my ultimate it was gonna give me the uh big oh
It's only when you kill them with the ultimate wild
I'm at 23 HP. I can't guys. I'm sorry. Wow
We didn't do it, huh? Damn. I'm not even gonna be able to save
Or am I oh my god, at least I was able to say
Kind of broke right now
We broke
We broke broke. Oh
What a waste of volt
Dude, I totally forgot it's only when you kill somebody with your ultimate as rena you get the healing as opposed to
Like using the invisibility
bang
Well, now I know that's great
Totally messed up my strategy. So
Going into it next time. I'll know
Right Evelyn? Dude, I thought I was lined up for like a pristine strategy of mine.
I was like, okay, I don't... I want to be invisible when I get the healing done.
I don't want to just use the heal.
It would make more sense, right? A double whammy.
And if anything, I could save it for the next round.
I didn't have to waste like a heal.
Nah.
Apparently, that's a solid...
Okay, we heard Bro.
Oh, he got me too with a headshot.
I'm so embarrassed.
Uh, nice.
Exquisite.
I just want to let my teammates know how it's going.
You can just play on Raiden and don't Pellis, very true.
I could also tell you that, yes, this is indeed in fact competitive, and that it is indeed
in fact a radiant match.
How about that?
We'll do that instead.
I feel better about that.
Uh, did he give me a gun?
Oh, nice.
I accept it.
It's you and me.
Ooh, they're going A.
What a one take.
Okay, race.
It's gotta know that I'm gonna be over here.
Eh, nice shots.
You saw her bobbing weave.
Kind of lucky.
Kind of lucky with it, but it's okay.
Sometimes people are going to land that, you know, 1% of the time that they go for it.
My best match so far though.
2-3.
I believe you.
With the...with the radio match.
No, sadly, it's not. It's not. It's uh, fortunately it's not.
Um, it is Master's note. Just saying.
Alright, I think we can do this. I think it'll be fine.
We're gonna get our ultimate.
Look at my gun. I could always do this, I guess.
If I wanted to be spicy, but I just don't really see the point.
Look at our full Shabang Shaboom from this one.
With the Phantom.
I'm not really sure where...
Ah, so it's gonna be like BC.
They might go C though.
I don't want to expose myself so I'm going all the way around.
I did it again, bro. I did it again. Oh my god. Why doesn't that strategy work?
Oh, I hate that so much that I can't heal off of that.
Okay, they gotta be over there then. Both of them.
Damn, bro. Brimstone knows how to play this game, apparently.
I gotta commit. I gotta get it halfway. It gives Ray a chance.
Oh, if Ray's would've got the kill, it would've been a maybe.
It would've been a solid maybe.
I have to commit to get it halfway.
Damn.
It was all because I messed up with the old thing again, dude. I hate that strategy.
I hate that my strategy doesn't work.
That you can't heal with the uh...
with the ultimate.
Only if you get a kill with the ultimate.
So annoying.
I didn't feel like the need I would...
Well, at least I saved some cash.
So I don't have to do it next time, right?
Alright.
Spectre it is then.
We got this three round Diffie.
Might be another seed push.
Smells like it.
Yeah, smells like it, bro.
He got it, he got it, okay.
I'll block him.
Crash hit him. Where though?
Outside the thing?
I don't want to risk it.
Oh, now we can go.
Oh, never mind.
Eh!
Sobbing, crying, vomiting.
Alright everyone, I need to remember, Rain as all, does not heal, when you activate the
ability does not heal
Isn't that so weird?
I thought for sure that you heal, I guess because everybody goes invisible immediately
after they kill somebody.
So it kind of makes sense.
Spicy.
It kind of makes sense that we correlated that pot.
But it's like why not though?
What's the difference, right?
You should be able to heal both.
I get the automated way but I'm just saying it should be both for that specific reason
to be able to implement that specific strategy it should be both
They're over here, too.
These little weasels.
God.
Yeah, let's go around.
Oh, but you know what?
I might catch someone flying.
Might as well do this.
Okay, okay.
What about Gekka?
I'm gonna wait for the team. We have the numbers, so...
Damn, bro.
Ehh! Where am I shooting?
I didn't know the corner was, like, located geographically in that specific area.
Nice.
Oh, thank god, we really needed that round, haha dude.
Really needed that one.
Because now it's only a three round difference.
Look at us.
I wonder if anybody's going to be able to buy me.
Oh, thank god.
Thank you Sage.
I don't know why I've been fumbling my positioning of my shots recently, but we'll pick it up.
We'll pick it up.
Not to worry, not to worry.
I'm really trying the same aggressive strategy over here.
It doesn't work like 80% of the time, but never mind.
We're running.
I need assistance.
Let's go all the way around.
That was a super rush B.
Okay.
It's horrible, I should have been shooting at Sage too.
Mamacita!
Yeah, what's the Sage up to?
Woo!
Damn.
We lost!
We lost our Raze.
Making this game that much harder.
Man, I don't blame him. It's Lotus.
Lotus is very low-key, like...
Not good.
Not a good map.
not that fun from being perfectly honest I'm having fun with the new map though
sunset not as bad not as bad as I had my first impression on it
he's taking pictures on his phone while you die literally here let's do this I
guess
It's you and me.
Gonna be a beep us?
Nice.
This is body safe.
Nice.
Excellent.
I think.
Okay, we know where Bren usually goes, right?
Look at that right side.
Clear it up.
Bro's sensitivity is crazy, dude.
Holy, he literally looked at this way.
Oh my god.
He looked my way way too fast.
Let's just put it that way.
Bro's sensitivity was insane there.
I think long-term wise it's not really good.
put me in on this oh who knows maybe on the on our attacking side we'll be doing
the same thing we'll win like six rounds in a row easy right give it to a
Well, I give it to you, but I can't take this, you have to open it.
We've been guessing wrong, too. We won the rounds every time that they went to B or A.
We've been losing every round when they go to B or C, like that sort of pathing, I've noticed.
So I feel like if I can protect A alone, and my teammates can stack maybe B or C, we'll have a chance.
Nice. This might be A. So I think we'll get this round.
Disgusting. 70. 70 Rays. 70.
I shoulda just went Pew Pew instead of spraying.
Woo!
Heaven.
They finished him.
Dude, Razor the jump is amazing.
Razor the jumping.
Okay, okay, this is the true testament right here.
The true testament.
I mean it is a 4v5, but I think we'll be able to pull it off still.
You also play with high sense?
I feel like, I guess if you used to it, I used to play with high sense, and then it
was like, I mean I don't know if you consider this high sense.
This is like my 360, this is how long it takes to go 360, this is my sense.
I feel like the, like, raise has gotta be a little fast on this.
Like, even if it's just slightly, it's, it's really...
How did that get me, bro? I'm behind the wall.
Damn, he got baited.
Door got baited.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no, bro.
Get that. Get that raise.
I'll take the 25 health.
Nice!
Like I said, I think we're going to be able to get this.
Packing side might be our thing.
And we got a sheriff?
Let's go.
I kind of like the spectra though.
Your sense is like a 3 or something and the mouse DPS is also high.
I usually use, I mean I don't think I could change the DPS on this one.
But I'm sure it's standard, like 800.
I feel like the standard is usually 800 or 1000.
And then I think I play at 0.3.
I haven't checked in the longest time.
0.35
you know what why don't I go through here bro
Ayo
Raze man
Why is Raze doing me like this?
Bro just got double KD out of nowhere.
When he was, I saw that dude,
he was like bottom of that leaderboard.
The first six rounds.
The whole of a sudden, Bro's like amped up.
Damn, she's back up.
tough because the rays the rays is is amped up right now
that's big I told you rays is amped up right now bro
it's gonna be tough for us
I mean, we're still playing a 4v5, we can't be too hard on ourselves.
Not only are we playing a 4v5, but it's also on Lotus.
I think we can do C or B. I think we gotta do what they do.
A is very finicky.
We can either rush B, take him out, or we can get C.
Just easier spots to hold.
It's harder to clear through A. All you need is one person on A,
and it's easy to rotate over there and stop any set-up from happening.
Ooh, I guess I could ult him in.
Oh, god.
Okay, so we got her over here for sure
Oh
Damn, bro, we had to hit him with a flick on that one. Oh, holy Jesus
We have to lay them out man reyna ult is insane dude
It's all reyna ult at the end of the day
It's just like so stupid reyna's kit is so stupid
It's it's primes you up like I swear to god
There's never a moment where it doesn't make sense to have reyna
Oh, do it.
Oh, sheesh.
Nice.
In this fuck, in this fuck.
Ugh.
Watch out, your flank, man.
We got a little too clustered there, there was a lot of clustering going on.
I've gone zelob, I feel like the closer I can get to my ultimate every time, I wouldn't
go A again.
Like I said, A is spicy, I could try to push through B. Kinda makes sense for there to
be at least that one on B.
I just want to see where they're going to rotate from.
Oh, he knew, bro.
I figured.
I can't tell if Omo was actually able to see over here.
So I wanted to have it covered.
That's a horrible spot for me.
Let's not.
Okay, we know where he is.
This should be our round.
Hey, now we have our ultimate. So maybe another round?
And then we're only gonna be like three rounds down. That's the math right there.
That is the math that we've been waiting for.
I know Raze was waiting for me, dude.
Raze and Gekko.
I knew that the Gekko was there, because he shot up the alien thing.
And I was like, I don't think that did rotate it for some reason, because he knew that I
was going to be around that area, so...
Bro's just casually waiting.
Mischievous.
Bro's acting all mischievous.
Go, go, go.
go go go
we push in baby we push in come on
plant that spike
oh i have the spike damn it
didn't know that
sheeeeeesh
waltz
oh thank god that reset fired ultimate
What are they bro?
I can't see because my monitor
I don't know if you guys could see but my monitor had a had a blank screen
And what happened was I had to
Keep doing this setting for me and saying like do you want to optimize your screen start now?
It'll take several minutes of it going on and off
No
Jesus Christ
No, Samsung. No, I don't want that and I still managed to clutch up
Even with the sabotage going on oh
Shoot
That's close
Like I said, three round difference. It's the math that we needed.
Here, I'm gonna help them push this time.
I just want to get as close to my ultimate fast as possible. That's what I'm trying to say.
I'm not in the position.
Nice.
Bring that splat!
Pathetic.
Super pathetic.
Ooh, brimmy.
Brimmy, brimmy, brimmy!
It's okay, I think we did enough.
Put the team to be like, set it properly here in a 3v3 situation.
Their big gunner race is not in the...
Equation over here, so I think they're gonna be fine
That might have been enough time though, that might have been enough time
Oh, dude, it was right there!
No!
It was literally right there.
Ah.
Ayo, none of these people are getting their gun skill, man.
Here we go.
One kill to get my ultimate again.
Damn.
Ayo, they gotta amp up the gun skill.
What the heck?
That's not how we do it.
Yeah, it's a new monitor.
i got this like uh... ultra wide monitor
and i feel the pick up that or just like again to my old
uh... brother
going to map
and we could be it
if the gecko can actually like
what's my back
you
Let's go with the thinker.
See if we can get any dink shots.
I want to think that it's just Phoenix.
Back over here.
30
Free Vandal!
Excellent!
Maybe it is really Christmas.
Santa baby!
Hey, we got the power of Santa on our side. I don't think we're gonna be losing that much.
the only time we're gonna be losing is when we have handicap situations like 4v5s
Why is it always Brimstone bro?
Oh my god my hatred for Brimstone right now is insane.
Bramstone is making me go nuts right now. Jesus Christ.
I died the most Brimstone last game. I'm gonna be dying the most to this one.
Bramstone is making me go nuts.
Let's go back to the Phantom.
Let's utilize the power of the phantom. I'm shocked I didn't land. I thought I was gonna get a collat headshot on the KO and I
Think that was Brunson behind him
We're gonna be playing up close and personal
Hey, what the freak I didn't know bro can get there that fast
Nice.
How is Brimstone able to kill everybody?
Because I see him eating those shots.
I see him eating at least three to four bullets.
Alright, he's gotta be weak.
Uh...
They have Skye, so maybe not.
Is Skye the type to fill up her heal pool, though?
Is Skye that type?
I wonder if they will ever add a ban system, like, in League?
Once there will be around 30, 40 champions in battle, I think so.
30 to 40? Yeah, that sounds about right. I was just thinking about that the other day too.
I was like, it doesn't really make sense to ban right now. I know that that feels like there's a
lot right now, but I still don't think that there's enough for there to be like a ban system.
I think what they could do right now if they did want to implement it is do one ban.
I think you could ban one agent right now on each side
Like let's say what there's somebody that's like super OP or that you take away their advantage, right?
I think it would make sense to do right now like brimstone is a great agent to ban from this map
Brimstone or omen you you take away somebody's advantage smokes and
You have the the chance of a shoot by for getting them off their main to
Because I know that they can go on omen, but some people can't play brim to omen
Yeah, dude.
Oh, don't wait just walking in front of me.
They really got one.
Right there, buddy.
I'm hoping nobody flanks us.
Damn son!
That was going to be a hard clutch.
That would have been one of them ace clutches.
It would have been hard.
I want to go beat this one.
Oof! Saving round! Saving, saving, saving. This might be an A push. They keep going back
and forth. They flip flop between sites. To be fair, I thought, I thought the scoreboard
was going to be so much worse, but you know what? 2-3 is not that bad.
Yeah, this is going to be a beat push, maybe not, I don't know what they're doing, I got
like two, right?
They're gonna commit! They're gonna commit!
Oh, sheesh!
Not today. Not today, sunny boy.
The red sky. Jesus said, let there be a red sky.
I know, that's really cool, huh?
I have it.
I didn't get the new one.
I wasn't around.
I stopped playing Valorant for a long time.
So I wasn't able to buy their second season of it.
So I have this one.
I think this is going to be an A push.
Oh, for sure.
Aw, I was gonna get KO and then freakin' get a quad right there, absolutely.
Ugh! Ugh!
Do I have time to pee? You know what?
Let's go do that right now.
Damn! How did the whole team die? The moment I sat up, the whole team just dropped like
flies, bro. I heard in the earbuds, one ally remaining, or whatever.
Oh, the door.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
They will go up!
Nice, 2v1
Where's Bo?
Damn, I was worried right there. I was like where'd he go?
Jesus
Thank God, we evened it out!
Four-four!
Let's get it, let's get it.
It's Christmas!
This is like a perfect skin for the holiday season.
Look at this.
You can just open gifts over and over and over again.
So satisfying.
up that wrapping paper that what is that timing bro what is that timing I just
He saw me! I just checked there too!
What was that timing?
Oof.
Unlucky.
I think they're going to go back to B. Like I said, they kind of flip flop between the
sights right now.
And they've been pretty consistent with it.
I think I could sneak in over here.
Oh my god.
Oh, right.
Damn.
Are they flanking?
you
I thought my team was behind me, bro.
I didn't realize Bro died.
Map awareness, minus one.
Oof, going in this last half time round with zero weapons.
I guess we have the Binkleberry over here.
Binkleberry for the win, let's go.
Like I said, they flip flop every single time, so this is going to be A. I'm going
I'm going to hang out over here though.
Since I don't have a weapon.
Whoa!
Noice!
They're over here.
I'ma let Phoenix die, and I'm gonna take his gun.
If I had more than Dinkleberry...
Where did he go?
Oh, he's over there.
Ha ha ha ha! I heard him too!
I just want to serve.
Jeez!
I mean...
It was either get the kill on Brimstone
and then try to clutch it up, or...
not do that those are my options those were the options but hey going into it five seven
it's a battle it's a battle and back and forth hopefully we're good on the attacking side
hopefully the attacking side will treat us nicely always the brim always the brim man
Not bad though, not bad.
I mean our chamber is a little, uh, interesting.
Is the word for it.
I'm gonna try and leave some cover down, nobody's gonna be flanking, right?
Noice.
Now they might be on point.
A.O. she got so lucky with that!
Oh my god the run and shoot
the run and shoot she got so lucky with that
holy smokes when a player gets lucky
oh my god she landed that 1% shot
oh my god I just banked on the fact that she wouldn't land that
I think we're gonna do this oh that was so nasty it's so nasty I shouldn't have
challenged it but so nasty I hate running up because I can ever pull it off
it's you're constantly gambling is the best way to put it it's a constant
gamble of just... I mean, in all fairness, a lack of consistency. I'll just consistency
over the gambling part. I guess we can push in. If you don't block me, of course. Jesus.
Phoenix. Chill. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro.
oh my god bro our chamber is something else our chamber is something else
bro yikes big yikers I think we're still fine okay where do we go we went a and
And then, you know, we went B in the mid.
I think it would anticipate a A push here, so it would make sense to go B.
I don't think they're going to anticipate a B push.
We're on track for a pattern of just doing every site that we've not tested yet.
So we want to break that pattern, and we want to go B.
I should go through mid, but let me see if I can help them out here.
I thought it was ahead of the flash that's kind of weird you'll see that I was ahead
of the flash wasn't I that literally shouldn't have been the case I should have been as blinded
like I was screw it 3v2 is a really good situation though except I mean as long as I could use
chamber as a meat shield somehow oh no oh thank god
you
You
Problem is we're gonna come over here
I'm so dead
So dead bro, I got five into Phoenix man. I mean the reina was gonna pick me up
So I did tap my invisibility thing. I
did tap it because I'm gonna try and like
Scooch my way away, but I don't think it would have mattered
Raina would have just like aimed outside to me if I would have killed Phoenix and then got my invisibility pulled off
Then I could have went behind the building and maybe got lucky enough to draw my weapon fast
To land a hedge on a radar
What's that leader we got four of them there dude no three of them 130 on Phoenix Jesus
Jesus Christ chamber you put some trips on our fight I
Still think B is worth it
We just gotta get set up and we can always wait out the rim smokes.
Bro's limited in that.
Bro has finite smokes.
We don't need to push this.
I'll grab it, I'll grab it.
Let's wait on the Omen.
There we go.
Ayo Phoenix!
Somebody!
How did I, I can't, I can't rely on a chamber anymore, man.
I saw chamber look to the left and I was like, okay, it's gotta be cleared, right?
What is teamwork if not trusting your teammate clearing out a spot?
But never trust chamber, that's five and some of team. That's the lesson learned.
Ooh, good blind shot. I have doubts though.
Nice.
Woo!
Thank God.
I still have my doubt, but I'm glad that he was able to clutch it.
There's no one to rely on anymore.
Literally.
I can't rely on a chamber.
I can't rely on anybody, man.
Let's see.
Nobody has any money.
So I guess that means we have to do this.
I do have my ult too.
And I'll use it if I can get a weapon.
I mean I could always take one of my teammates weapons, right?
I don't want to catch up to the Phoenix over here.
Nice.
There's a weapon there.
Nice.
Okay, they don't know that we're two people over here.
One enemy remaining.
Oh, you can't be serious, bro.
Where's Spike at?
You think Bro's gonna slow walk over there?
Kale is the type to slow walk, I swear to God.
Kale is the type to slow walk, bro, I swear to God.
Damn.
I freaking knew it.
He had them slow walking shoes on.
I smelled it a mile away.
Is there some that's gonna be like, try to rush you just with a spread?
Honestly.
Like, K.O. that guy, man.
K.O. is that guy.
That's a robot too happy to run.
That's the truth.
And yes, we're gonna commit mid.
Oh.
Okay, let's just do it then.
Just do it.
go in there go in there go in there we got this nice go for it
of
Hey! What's the round score at? 9-11! Damn, that's dark. Dark time for America right there.
Dark time. Actual comeback question mark poggers? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Here, I'm
gonna go with the team this seems like a nice if we could all rush it and be one
as a unit I like this plan okay only caught up oh man so it might not be so
bad oh man okay they've been up oh man I don't want to waste my blinds yet
get away that's that was my only purpose here let's go to be
of
the school of
the
Jesus. Where is he? Where's Kale at, dude?
Hello, oh
Almost had him the 117 size rolls my eyes, bro
From someone was able to lock down be like full-blown lock down
All right, let's see three rounds that's not that bad. I feel like we've come back from way worse. That's for sure
I knew, I knew K.O. was gonna be on the flank.
And I knew that I'd be able to win my gun battle in sky.
I just, I need more time though.
Oh hell no.
Hey, this might be an easy B push.
Wait, yeah.
Oh my god, bro.
lost to the brim I can't I can't I can't believe I fumble that so hard
I can't believe I lost to the brim son oh my god I got too rushy with it I got way
too rushy with it man damn oh my god when bros only weapon is a
dinker GG tough match man tough match man I love how to solve it just blamed me
when they had probably some of the most horrific recon darts I've ever seen in
the history of me playing this game I've seen maybe one of their worst person
on this guy with a recon dart.
Only one other person.
But you know what?
They're quite equal with it.
They were quite equal with the recon darts.
Unbelievable.
Do we have time for another one?
Not really.
If I'm going to be honest here, not really.
You know what we can do really quickly is maybe a spike
rush, or an escalation.
I haven't done escalation in a while.
end things off. He needed someone to blame. Exactly, exactly. See, I'm not blaming Solo
for the loss. I'm just criticizing their gameplay. Big difference. Big difference. I don't blame
anybody. It was a good match. It was a tough match. Enemy played well. Brainstone, man.
Kept locking me in, dude. He was playing super patient, was going for the headshots, landed
a ton of binkers. Let's take a look at this scheme one more time.
Oh, face. Not really worth the money, if I'm being honest.
The sound is satisfying, yeah, exactly.
It's just not like, I think, worth the money, though.
Because it's- what you have to take into account is the cost of the R.
What do they call these?
Ride points?
whatever. Valorant points and then riot points, right? You have to take into account the riot
points, which equals, which are expensive too. Look at this. $20, $30 for 40 riot points.
And it's going to cost you to load up, fully load it up with one color scheme option. It's
$30 plus the 20 you got to drop on the skin. $50. It's not worth $50 is what I'm trying
say it is definitely not worth fifty dollars twenty dollars take it or leave
it I'll give you twenty dollars
twenty dollars take it or leave it you can have twenty dollars I'm not fifty
man to get that all because that's what I would do anyways because I don't like
the default color scheme so I don't have to level it up all the way to the
pink pink a white option the diva colors and
Yo time
Hey, y'all want to see some crazy?
Do you see him do you see him in the back?
Hope I'm not uh...
Look at that.
Hey yo, he lurking in the back there, bro.
He lurking there in the back, bro.
Hey uh, let me see if I can get uh...
Bruh.
I kinda...
I don't know why I had this idea of just showing like my plug, ominously,
in the Luna Cam since Luna's not gonna be in the Cam.
I just thought it would be so funny that I don't know.
An ominous plug, everybody.
What is it gonna do?
What's gonna happen next? Oh my god, maybe like an electrical fire is gonna start spontaneously
nice
Can you show your butt plug bro butter dog
But a dog
Hello, hello
What do you come up with these things man is that what that looks like?
That would be so epic to catch on stream though, parenthesis joking.
I don't think you're joking, anomaly I don't think you're joking at all.
At all.
You could be honest, I unfortunately don't own one, sadly.
If you want to give me one it's totally fine, I'll uh, I'll use it on stream for
you guys.
Alright, I got my little hand warmers, like a true competitive gamer would.
How do you play, how do you play competitively without hand warmers?
What, you're really gonna be just playing with cold hands?
No.
With hand warmers, you don't even need to warm up.
I got no prior warm-ups in this game, alright?
I'm just raw-dogging it.
Woohoo, fire on stream.
Nah, I think I'll be good.
I don't think there's gonna be electrical fires or anything.
Speaking of which though, I have so many plugs, not the kind that ButterDog is talking about,
but there's like my desk, there's nothing I can do about it.
As much as I would love to have it clean, y'all don't see it, I barely, I don't even
notice it, it's covered behind the desk, you know, desk kind of like takes over visually.
We really don't even know that there is NASA grade wiring happening under this desk.
It's okay.
Nobody needs to know.
It's impossible to do anything about.
So we're going to keep it that way.
All right, I need to organize.
Other keyboard over there.
This keyboard over here.
Like I said, I didn't warm up or anything, so this is going to be super raw.
Super raw. No Vaseline necessary in this one.
Do one on her. Let's go help out our team.
It's making an escape. Do a little...anybody?
Oh, I knew it. Oh, I knew there was going to be like 50 of them popping up.
Like woodwork, bro.
Hmm
Can I get this real fast nah
Where'd I go? Oh shoot
Somebody died over here. Oh
You know, he's just waiting in a corner to bro, you know, he's waiting in the corner
Told you I
Told you bro
Where are these at?
Where are these-
EEEEH!
Who's there waiting for me?
That's so close, bro.
What do you mean the voices?
The voices are telling you to buy, uh, the Buffalik now?
I mean, they might not be wrong though, you know?
I don't think they're gonna be wrong.
Sometimes you just gotta listen to the voice.
Are you talking about the music?
Oh, speaking of which, should I communicate with my team?
In Valorant?
I feel like that's an amateur move.
I think so Evelyn, I think so.
You could blame Butterdog for the
amazing idea that they had.
We'll get a stinger.
Let's not do that again with the teleport. Let's go over here.
And as long as we aim for the head we're like
totally chilling right? Ow? Okay. Damn.
Damn bro, I just want to get myself an orb. Dude I'm like addicted to orbs.
I can't. It's a no-cd thing. I just... I have to grab it.
It's there for the plucking. I have to have it.
I'm gonna go around. Me! Whoa, whoa, no we don't!
Omen has infiltrated the... the unit.
Let's go, bro! Let's go! Oh nooooo!
Hey, good shots. Good shots by Gekko.
I wasn't expecting him to not reload. A lot of the amateurs
and low ranks won't reload, oh will reload, like when they fire two bullets
I was expecting that from this guy
little pokemon squirting your face
yeah
they'll go through that thing at me like, go get him
I choose you
Squirtle
start squirting Squirtle
go go go
what do I want?
I'm gonna do the uh, I'm gonna do the phantom
with a blind
I feel like I'm gonna get my ultimate
and I wanna have my uh, blind ready
Hey, we only need to kill one person.
Let's get it.
I know Gekko's to the left over here, right?
Somebody to the left over here.
Um, can we do this?
Maybe?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We ain't watchin' our...
Oh, God.
How... annoying, bro.
Let's do this.
Oh, my God!
I was waitin' for the raise to...
Show me a little something, something.
A little something, bro.
I used to make a perfect squirrel impression, but I can't anymore.
Why do you doubt yourself like that?
Go on, let me hear it.
I was gonna say post a voicemail in the discord so I can hear it.
Well we don't have any money everyone so I guess I'm gonna have to buy this or buy that.
And most likely lose this game.
But that's okay.
I want that gun.
No!
I want that gun.
No!
I don't have any, uh, what you gonna call it?
I tried.
I thought maybe they were distracted enough for me to pull it up.
Oh, I didn't have any blinds, man.
Didn't have any blinds.
Speaking Russian, I'm listening.
I said a couple words in Russian. I said a couple.
A couple of spectacular words. Wait, did the Oramas just change to the Onimas? I don't think so.
Is that what that looked like? I don't think it did. Wait, did the Oramas...
I think his mass changes when you have the Katana Equips? No way! I literally have never noticed.
Here, we'll get it again. It's fine.
We'll get it soon enough.
We are getting completely mollywopped in this one, though.
For our little warm-up match, we are getting completely mollywopped.
It's not fun.
Let's get mollywopped. What was that, bro?
Oh.
These people.
These people, bro.
bro
they're all over the place
i say we go like that way
yeah
and then we do that
and you got him let's go thanks to me by the way thanks to me
it's my epic strategy
plant the spike
Plank the spike, bro.
Gotta be up here, right?
Gotta be up here.
I missed the first three shots.
God damn it.
No, not the 11K.
11HPKP over here.
KJ, I mean, I'm KB.
I like this, I like this.
You got it, you got it.
Hey, let's go.
Get stuff by them.
First game doesn't count.
I hope you remember that.
Oh, I will.
I live by that rule.
The first game doesn't count.
Ayo, like any sport, right?
The first one, no math.
Bro, that's why there's like half times, four quarters.
What do you call it?
Sets.
Name of sport.
They got a lot of stuff going on, man.
This game don't count.
We got to do best of three, and then it's going to count.
Damn.
I kind of like zero money.
I guess we could buy none of that.
Okay, let's just do this because I want to make sure I have a blind for the next one keep running the uh
Oh
No, you don't where's the where's the freaking gun bro you took my gun
Not cool bro ski not cool
Nice that is pretty cool
I think we should
Yeah, what is this team doing?
No communication.
No voice comms.
Pist on the ground, though.
I'll go up top with these guys, get into close quarters here.
Maybe steal the weapon from Omen.
Get him.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro, did the thing.
Raised it, the thing.
Oh, and we got our knee on that AOK.
Oh, never mind.
Dude.
That's wild.
Oh, Neon's totally dead.
Ooh, the fact that he almost got that vote.
Bro's getting napombed.
Bro's getting napombed over there.
God damn.
I love that arrows too.
Dang.
Yeah, it's a good rule to live by.
First game never counts.
Which, I mean, scientifically speaking, right?
Totally valid.
Alright, I think we're going to be able to get our ultimate.
Whoa, that's a pretty cool sticker.
Ooh, yeah.
Here, let's just go over here. I don't know why, but let's do that.
Eh, just in case.
oh yeah get that rush in here
do that get the yoru baited area cleared we got two of them right got to be up top
naturally both heaven let's go oh you're kidding me there's no way man there's no
way I gotta be on like some different connection if that just happened to me
I'm on different connection man bro where's the
where am I looking at here we go it's gotta be like a frame rate he's got he
had to have seen me first and like bullets bullets were just registering
faster on this guy's side don't forget to check out the mask thank you for
reminding me yeah yeah yeah yeah blame the pain when in doubt you blame the
ping. Here, you know what? We'll run the spectre, I think, is gonna do us good. It's gonna do
us real good. And you know what? I'm gonna put a teleport thingy over here. Just in case.
And we'll see what we can do. I can always go... I'll go through here. I'll let my team know.
Let's do it. Weeeee. Let's see where he went. Where did the rays go? Okay, nobody there.
Oh my god, bro
Okay, okay
And then the plan is like any day now cage it any day now, bro
I'm gonna go across the ways. I feel like somebody's somebody's going back there. I want to be over there
You know somebody somebody's gonna be there, bro
Okay, I forgot that PJ had a little robot over here
We don't need everyone over here
Bro, I would have stayed over there. Okay, it's 3v2. We got to use the numbers
We gotta use the numbers bro
That was so bad bro the shots were so bad, but it worked out at the end of the day
My big brain worked out at the end of the day
Jesus. I didn't pay attention to the mask again. Anyways, did you guys see it? Was the mask actually...
You didn't check it, but the mask does change the ony? So with the katana, I have an ony mask?
Whoa. That's pretty cool. It's very fitting. Alright, let's do it. I don't know why I was
shooting like this. That's so weird. So strange. I didn't like it. I didn't like it at all.
Oh, cover going out.
Cover going out.
Oh, I knew it, bro.
The timing was so bad.
I knew it.
I didn't know if I had enough time to just aim towards them.
It's fine, it's fine.
you
You
Let's go down there. Oh
bro
Oh mama see
No, oh bro, let me have this one be one ah
Try to try
Landing a lot of these body shots man. I had one dink right there. That would have been good
But one dink whoo
Whoa, we have an omen
Fascinating oh god, this is the last one
I guess we have to do this and then I could just pick up a weapon right?
I have my ultimate too.
Let's do this just to be safe.
Nice, we got two blinds, we got a clone, we got our ultimate, I think we're good, I
think we're chilling.
If I can get close enough to a person, Spectre or Stinger doesn't really matter.
I've got me.
Do that.
Okay.
Uh.
Blink?
Let's see what's going on here.
Area's cleared out, area's cleared out.
Aye, we got the raise with the ultimate at least.
That kinda evened it out.
Cause raise was guaranteed.
Was guaranteed to take out somebody.
I would say that was pretty successful.
going into this 4-8 wouldn't be the worst it's not the worst it's not the
worst I've been in more dire situations for sure
Hey, it's one of the classic Christmas songs, damn.
Alright, we're like, we're not warmed up yet.
Semi, we're getting there, we're getting there.
Maybe I need to spend some time with the hand warmers?
We can make a comeback.
I think so too, I think so too.
I still didn't check the mask by the way, I don't know why.
I keep forgetting, it might not be a thing.
I might just be used to it too, it's just like something I've-
I thought was the actual mask the whole time.
Ooh, an A push.
Man, I haven't been using my teleports.
Rookie, rookie move, rookie move.
I mean, I could do this, I guess, since I didn't set it up.
you
There.
Was it just the Omen?
It might have been just the Omen.
Here, I'm going to go this way.
It might have been just Omen.
No, no, that's not.
Nah, they're over here.
They're over here.
I'm gonna make it look like my clown's running this way.
See what happens?
Nothing happened, okay?
Damn.
Oh my god!
Yo, Sage!
I'm just saying, I thought you were...
They could have been looking there, no?
Why do we have like three teammates looking over here?
Let's see what's going on.
Bro, and they planted B?
Ayo, this Omen is making moves!
Omen's got the moves right now.
He must saw my clone and just like...
totally went for me.
Yikers!
Yikers, okay, okay, we fumbled that play.
Omen jumpscare, literally.
Literally got an Omen jumpscare.
Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
Here, I'm gonna go back to the Phantom.
I feel better on the Phantom with your...
All right, that one they stumbled us bro. They didn't even plant on a that was a B plant with a
wacky omen
Over on a side for some reason which we felt bait for because we had no business being there
If if they weren't gonna plant the spike on that side that is
So here let's put this let's stay on B. I'm gonna watch top here
Am I doing other slow play? I
I think Owen's gonna be in there. Oh, yeah, he's over here, right?
I want to make sure I actually
There's no way they know I came over here.
I think I'm good.
I gotta wait for Elm.
Oh, bro, we're timing.
We're gonna rotate.
Yeah, they're rotating.
God damn it.
One might be over here, so I need to expect them.
Damn, bro.
can this go upstairs oh good you know what I'm gonna go with them and I think
we're better in numbers because at least we betrayed right it's my plan right now
okay there's definitely one there in here I think
Oh, I almost had him bro, 111.
Oh no.
No, 111 on Cypher.
I switched over to raise too fast.
Oh god damn.
Those headshots, easy.
I don't know why I'm not going for the headshots right now.
I wasn't...
I'm not warmed up!
I'm not warmed up enough to do the headshots.
Alright. Alright. It's getting a little dicey. 4 round lead.
Getting a little dicey.
You know, let's throw out the teleport and see what happens on B, I guess.
Ooh!
Got a little action on B. Maybe mid.
Okay, we gotta go down there now.
How come only one bullet landed over there, man?
I felt like I had some beats in control.
great control happening.
Not gonna happen.
It's a valiant effort, but I don't think it's gonna happen.
I believe in you, bro. I appreciate it.
Next round, next round.
So unlucky.
Hmm, that's not horrible, the first game bro.
Hands are not warm enough, yeah exactly, exactly.
That's the excuse I'm going with right now.
That's the one.
The hands are not warm enough.
Here, I might need to do this.
Let's switch over to the Vandal for a little bit.
Our beautiful, beautiful Vandal, look at that.
Alright, we're also playing like super...oh, there's somebody over here?
I think it's just one person, right?
Can we try this?
Okay, they did get bamboozled by that.
over here nice oh you really destroyed it bro okay we got a move oh why am I
not landing the headshots oh gotta land these headshots them them two bullets
Span all that means to me is two opportunities that could have been headshots. Oh
I'm gonna have this dude. Yo, he dropped me like look at that three bullets in the span
I know it was his ultimate that am set the fire rate, but Jesus was the time frame
He's a time frame. No
Oof what is this last round I guess we have to buy this
Good enough that's all I need
That's all I need, and we have our ultimate.
Whoa, big plays by Neon.
Big plays. Okay, we don't need to push that, right?
Let's, let's not. I think bros gonna go B.
Ooh, yeah, I think they're gonna rotate. Let me try and get through mid. See what happens.
They might pull a fakey, which is what I'm really worried about
They might a slow play down here. I went back here. Yeah, let me do I
Think he's I think this is a fake. I think he's actually on a I
Think you put the smoke here. He does that. Yeah, I think he's on a bro
I think he's on A, bro.
They gotta be on A, right?
Dude, where are they?
A-O!
Okay, there they are.
There they are, there they are.
Yeah
No, oh my god, bro 52 52
He's got he's got to commit to the plant. Oh, let's go
Oh, dude.
Got me out here nervous.
Woo.
This is a fabricous thing.
Woo.
I don't say it through.
I landed my head shot on Gekko, but not the other day.
Damn.
OK.
Still don't have enough money.
So that means we still got to buy the Spectre.
Which is not that bad.
I really don't mind it.
God damn.
Four bullets total.
One to the leg, three to the chest.
And then finally a headshot, done things off, that's wild.
I'm pretty sure I started with a headshot
and then the rest just kind of like went downwards.
Oh god.
I know exactly what's happening.
Okay, good.
Let's do that.
Oh, nonsense, nonsense, bro.
Oh heck no.
Eugh!
You got him though!
I mean, I was basically bait.
Woo!
God damn.
Dude bro, I'm never gonna have money in this game.
Wait, they could buy me.
Hey, I was pretty good bait that round.
They don't understand.
the round that money's gonna go nowhere anyway that's the thing I'd rather have
two blinds on another teleport in case they don't buy me it's okay it's okay I
really don't blame them here let's let's do the same strategy we're gonna put
just over here
no no no no you ain't getting behind us bro
that might just be the omen
like they did last time
gotta be careful
I'm not using my teleport just yet
Why the whole team?
Oh, okay
Okay, okay, oh
What the bro
Bro, not the rays
Not the rays with a flank. I didn't even expect one of them to be back there for some reason. Oh
Shoot, I did not expect somebody to go through mid-blank
It should have been watched that's for sure. Oh, no
Okay, okay that omen is tricky. I don't like that omen at all
Okay, it's all at the cage you to do a 1v2. I don't know how I feel about it right now. Oh
Oh, bro, that's location revealed, right?
Eugh, what a spot, okay, one garage and then one up top for sure.
Oh, I guess not, bro, this Omen is tricky.
Omen is tricky, man.
Okay, GG though, GG.
I'm not gonna lie, my...
Jumping into a game like that?
No practice, no warm-up.
Lord Lord have mercy on me, bro. That was tough lost 20s. I deserved
26 man whoo
26 on that kind of deserved here. Let me enter the range real fast just like a warm on my musk memory
I just need to it's weird. It's like tuning the
reaction. It's not so much the
Like that aim as much as it is like the reaction when somebody pops up on the screen
I don't know why I'm zigzagging. It's like weird. It was like innate. I shouldn't be zigzagging my aim like that
so I just need to
Do a little bit of this so that it doesn't feel so like surprising, you know
See the difference just after the first two droids like I felt it
It's like oh that's like riding a bike, but you need to keep pedaling in order to feel that muscle memory
And I wasn't able to continuously pedal, if you understand the metaphor so far, when I was in the game.
But you see now it's like, literally the first two droids that I was shooting at, my aim was all like,
MWOOOOOOH, but now, it's more like calm, relaxed aiming for the head.
That's exactly how I need it.
Ooh, that was a little choppy.
Also, my cursor is bigger than I'm used to.
I don't think I needed that big, but I'll roll with it for now.
If it was working before then, I think no matter what I changed it to, it won't really
matter.
It's just about, like I said, feeling the calmness of not worrying about so much, that
aim and I said the innate reaction of when they popped up on the screen, and
And I was like, whoa, why am I zigzagging my shots?
Which one pays zigzag, bro?
Which one pays zigzag?
Yeah, Omen knew some tricks.
Omen knew some tricks.
Bro had Joker under his sleeve, an ace under there.
I don't know what else he had, but he had some tricks.
Hey, what happened to the Christmas music?
No wonder.
That's the real thing to blame right now.
What is it bro every time on Feliz Navidad
Every single time it pauses. I don't know where for some reason
strange
Very strange. Just trying to say something. Why do that? Why do that?
Me snobby done
I don't know the rest of it.
Um, we're committing to Yoru.
We are committing to Yoru even though Reina is the best carrying Valorant.
I just, Yoru is so freaking cool, man.
He's so freaking cool.
And he's like goofy with his little tricks that he has too.
Between the teleport and everything else.
If there's time, I will.
you
What was I hearing then I thought I heard somebody at the teleport thing oh man let me explain
this to my team so they don't think I'm like acoustic or anything. Only slightly.
I'm explaining myself. Please forgive me. Please forgive me. It's the only reason why I did
that and then we'll do this big oofies big oofies my friend tells me that I'm
acoustic why did he do that is he acoustic only slightly yeah damn Omen's
bold with that thing go get him go get him if one of these two teammates drops a
weapon though I'm all over it and then we can go like this way
for those to get out on his to doodling I mean I don't have a I don't have a gun
gang. Did we just rotate this out? Okay. I'm with you this time. I'll lead. I wouldn't
have my knife out in this little area, but you know, do you do you over there?
Okay, I like being in this little area usually depending on the situation.
Oh my god, oh my god, I never the weapon needed, but good thing Phoenix was able to
trade when I was reloading.
Ooh, unlucky.
Nice.
I mean, they could play time, but I'm sure that baffled them.
You should have just said my bad game.
Nah, I had to give an explanation for that one play. I had to.
Cause if I was spectating and I saw my teammate just waiting in the teleport like that,
while everyone is on site, nah man, I would want an explanation too. Absolutely.
Luckily, because I'm on the top leaderboard, they're not questioning my methods.
you
and then sky cleans it up
I wasn't expecting the small, when people do that small sidestep crouch, it's like a
habit of theirs, they go womp womp, they go womp womp, womp womp, very nice, very nice
It's okay, that's what we got money for and we still got the round anyways.
I was only risking it because I knew the rest of my two teammates were there to clutch it
up.
And I mean we did hit their toes so the 33 damage, every damage counts.
Let me do this.
Man, we can't.
We can't see.
I'll take that.
Hmm, I don't like it.
Oh boy.
What the- oh my god, oh my god!
Dude, the 140 dinker!
Oh my god, bro.
So that's the first time that's happened where I don't finish it off.
Oh man, that was enough distance for 140?
The end of that wall?
Not even the end, so the staircase to that opening is 140?
Eyo!
Oh that's hecka annoying man.
Oh hell no, I'm going back to the vandal.
I thought it was much further, I can get the 150.
Jesus Christ.
140.
Oof.
With like a couple milliseconds to spare.
Oh man, unlucky.
This one before.
I'd be mad impressed.
Nice try, nice try, damn.
Damn, and we're doing pretty good at the team though
Not bad at all. We can get one more round
We rich we can get one more a
little bit of that
Here comes the dinker
It's time. I gave the Phantom a shot and I got to say that is the one scenario that I've always
Not wanted to be in now
Now the only other thing statistically would mean if I'm not landing my Dinkers and the
Phantom is proving useful for my crouch body shots, that's the only thing that would be
worth it but I don't know man, I find myself more in scenarios where at the distance I
I shot that dude. I should have easily landed a 1 hit.
Noice.
Ow.
Healing.
Bro could have healed me at least. Why he running in like a duelist?
Let me see if I'm close to my ultimate.
I should get my ultimate with this.
Nice.
That's a nine.
Woo!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
S-
SORRY
HAHAHAHAHA
OH GOD
HAHAHAHAHA
No!
Hey, let's hit a quick rewind, please.
Let's hit the refresh button, please.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no, dude.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, my god.
I swear, bro.
It's time to end the stream.
Hell no.
I
Can't believe I did that I cannot believe I did that
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, bro. I had it. I literally
Literally outplayed him too, and I couldn't I don't know what I was doing. Oh my god, bro crazy
Crazy I
Cannot believe I did that. Oh my god
Insane. Insane.
Somebody's like, somebody right here, huh?
Why did who?
Oh, ew, what the freak?
Ah, I just saw him too.
you
You
two showers oh my god bro we don't need the challenge okay okay let's see what's
going on here
god damn
i cannot believe
i laid a smackdown on
those two jesus christ
jesus christ
he believed in himself
yeah exactly
Let's do this and I'm gonna go be
But they're super predictable. It's gonna be be push guaranteed
Here's some a
I'll go if here's more
Oh mama see
I'm just waiting for my ultimate shredding.
Here's a shot.
One enemy remaining.
Damn.
Another one.
Let's get it another one
We're landing our shots. We are past the warm-up game now. We are finally taking it to another area
Imagine what I would do in like four four other games
Imagine but then by the fourth game you kind of get burnt out
That's like burnout territory, and then you're gonna start losing again
It's like a big curve
Ooh, it's an A push.
Eugh, that was like sloppy of me.
Real sloppy.
Okay, this is perfect.
This gives me enough time to go pee.
Hopefully they don't drop like flies.
I'll be right back.
Oh my god, at least at the very least I got a weapon I don't have armor, but I got a weapon
God damn
Here in case they rotate I feel like they might rotate back
Maybe not. Jesus Christ. He got, he got charged back up. Damn. Damn team, okay.
Point I just realized Phoenix and this girl I'm wearing the same thing
Ooh did all did all that without any armor by the way. Oh my god, so easy
Here we're gonna put this thing over here we're gonna use our ultimate on a and see if we can somehow somehow make a play
Where'd they go?
They're on Earth, oh they're over here.
Weird, they've been going around me, nice, I'll wait for them.
they're rotating
what
bro what the what are they doing
What is the enemy doing, bro?
OK, I'll take the win.
Bro, what the heck?
I mean, I was covering their exits.
If any of them were about to flee the country,
I had it covered.
Good game, good game.
Definitely a lot better than the first one.
First one was so choppy.
Hey, we got 25 back.
All right, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
We're that much closer.
that much closer. See if we can do a quick one.
Yeah, like I was saying earlier, I don't think this skin set really impresses me that much.
It's the only core combo that I really enjoy, but
just feel like it ain't it.
Maybe I don't know how much is it
It's like a $50 skin right because you have to pay the 20 plus the 30 no more than 30 40 no 30, okay
Yeah, so literally $50 skin bro
Just the vandal to that's not including any of the other stuff. Luckily. I have enough. I have just enough RP
To get all of this
To get the to get the vandal like suited suited up the thing is though
So the thing is, the Jade skin that I have right now, I really enjoy it.
So I wouldn't want to swap it out right now.
I really enjoy it.
Alright, do we keep doing it?
Bro, Yorah's kind of giving me a headache at this point.
Yorah's giving me quite the headache at this point, man.
God, I carry so much harder with arena play, but God, Yorah's just so funky.
fun. He is fun. I feel like he throws people off too, just his wackiness. Sunset
feels like a good map for Yoru. Or some ISO. Yeah, I know ISO is pretty good.
ISO is fun. He's also fun. I probably do ISO. You guys want to see ISO?
I'll do some Aizu.
Let's do it, let's do it.
All of that right away is, kind of reminds me of what do you call it, Resident Evil?
Yeah, Sunset is really good for Aizu also.
I do have so many skins.
I do, I do.
I have a lot invested into this game. Skin wise.
Lot invested.
Time and money, I know. Bro.
I took a big hiatus from Valorant 2,
but I don't want to be like so fresh going back to it when I do the event
in Vegas, the whole Battle for Charity thing.
I don't want to be so like fresh to it, you know?
I feel like I'd be doing a disservice and I mean I do have fun with it
It's it's scary how riot games can kind of like suck you in with that little addicting status
I'm probably gonna play more. I'm gonna go on and off Valor, but I'm gonna play more the the new avatar game
Dude the new avatar game is beautiful. It's so freakin visually. It's just like so comforting to be a part of oh
Oh my god, I don't even talk about when I spend League. Yeah, same.
I don't even know at this point how much more I have spent in like per game.
Between the two it's like stupid. It's like a stupid number.
I have so many skins in League Legends, I have so many skins in Valorant 2.
I don't have as many knives because I feel like I'm so happy with the Katana.
Like, I don't see myself really switching off of it for a while.
But I do get bored of the Vandal skins every now and then, just because I constantly see
it.
Ugh, I try to get away from that.
I have to be in the...
Oh my.
I mean, I'll survive, right?
There might be somebody coming flying.
Nice.
Here, Jax in there.
We gotta go in, bro.
Just go in.
Flood it, flood it.
That's what I'm talking about.
He's gonna fly up.
He's like right here.
Oh god.
My little orb.
I'm gonna get my little orb.
He's there.
Nice.
Ayo, look who's gonna carry the team.
Damn! Only 20k?
Not good enough.
Not good enough yet.
Here, let's do this.
Let's do this with Light Armor. Let's get it.
Feel confident I'll get the points for...
the other stuff.
I
Love the skin line which one I like what what a skin is that so when the jet was using for it to be
like that
Mind it was pushed in though and this jet is bold
Jet is bold, bro
There's a rain over there, I know
Oh
Top how did he get a kill
Damn, let's go, talking about carrying.
It's now me!
Now we're landing our head, I told you, I told you, watch what I'll do.
Watch what I'll do in three to four games.
This is my third game.
Now we're landing the headshots, as need be.
As need be.
Now my fifth game, I'm going to peek at my fourth game, because then on my fifth
game it's over it's gonna go all downhill
gonna be burnt out it's not gonna go well
we break anybody
we gonna do this
Hopefully we got somebody, I guess not, somebody's over here right?
We almost had him too dude, if I landed the headshot we got him, damn it, 78 on him, noise!
was close it was a close one
i did pick up the or what do you mean
i got the or and that's how i was able to survive like a couple of shots
oh should have done it yeah
i usually debate that too
but i did have enough time i just missed shots
so
you're right in theory
But it actually played out where I did have time to like get the orb, and then we went into combat again.
And I just missed shots.
Niiiice.
I think anyways, as I'm remembering it back, I don't know.
Overall though, yeah, I shouldn't really go for those orbs.
They were so tempting.
They're so juicy.
How do I just leave a beautiful looking orb up there?
Hmm.
So okay, we got this we got this general team. I think we'll be totally fine
How to get one there, right?
Go go go oh that sucks
I don't have the spike rate.
Ooh, we saw the rain.
Ooh.
Ooh!
Bro, what were those?
Ooh, those shots!
Nothing was landing.
Stakes were definitely made.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Oh, what the heck? What the omen doing?
Hey, big omen plays. How do you get in that corner?
What the heck? How'd a bro get into that corner, dude?
Did he really TP into the corner and they didn't notice?
That's wild. That's such a bold play.
I love it.
Damn. Alright.
It's okay, we still got the money.
Hey, I have my ultimate too!
Nice.
Nice, let's get this 1v1. Let's get it.
I'm not scared.
Let's go.
Ugh!
Yeah, I guess they just didn't notice, huh?
Are you checking chat from the phone now?
Yeah, I put up a tablet here.
So now I have it on my monitor and I have a tablet over here too.
Just so I don't miss the text as much.
I feel like when it's over, when it's only exclusively on that side,
I miss a lot of the text and I feel bad.
But now I can like in my peripheral or much much more easily see it now see we
get somebody here close no we don't want to do that Jesus will trap me
I heard there had to have been one here too, right?
Unless I heard the footsteps over there. I don't know. I thought I heard one over there at least
No, we're broke
We're finally broke
And I have my ultimate
God we can't afford anything broke. Oh, that's so stupid
But I can't use my ultimate in that position. They're just gonna hover over me like freaking
then ants on jam.
We have to waste a round or have to pick up a weapon and then I might ultimate with the
25 armor.
Raina might be over here.
I don't think it's worth it.
Liesguliesgul.
Holy shoot.
I don't want the other one there's somebody behind me what oh my god I thought that was
my teammate behind me whoops that's so wacky I thought for sure that was my teammate I
I guess he died.
I thought he won that fight, and I guess not.
Damn.
Guys, I got my first kill.
You thought it was my teammate too, huh?
Bro, that's crazy.
Somebody got their first kill.
The Sage got their first kill?
Yikes.
I thought I got my second kill, guys.
Hey, I believe it. I believe it.
Here, let me do another double tap.
I love investing into the double tap.
Just in case.
All right, I'll use my ult to help clear out a site to get one off of the site anyway.
I think I'm gonna do that.
Jet's gonna do their thing. It's not really useful, but
if we could figure out where one of them is,
I can ult them.
I don't want to hold nothing.
Okay, there's definitely going to be one mid, right?
Where?
Oh, bro.
No, it actually went away!
I didn't know it would go away.
I was trying to like throw it up so that it would save me, technically.
Oh my god, hey I'm learning new things.
I did not know that.
I thought it would just cancel my ult.
Why the heck would it reset?
Why would it reset in that situation?
Bro didn't even have time to utter one single syllable out
of his mouth.
Come on.
That's straight up robbery.
Hey, oh, that is straight up robbery.
Jesus.
Jesus
All right
We struggling a little bit. We just lost four rounds in a row
Not so good, but let's see
This is a really bad spot to be in my real clumped mid
Looks so silly
Where do you go is it to the right? Oh, yeah, I heard him
Can I have this?
Oh, let's get in there then.
Nice.
Ooh, close.
Close, bro.
close bro
what is this why did you have an operator
why does bro have an operator
it hurts me to spectate sage
I can't do it anymore
nice let's go
we can rely on the jet
why did bro pick up an operator
God dang
All right, all right, all right halfway back to the ultimate that we like we're totally robbed of
Let's hit the quick oh my god. I hit yes by accident. I thought that was I thought that was no
Hey, that's wild
I thought it was a slippery no
Hey, I'm pretty good with the stinger
I
Don't push me
Guys my dead body
How do how does our how do we get flank all the time? It's okay at least there's the cleanup the cleanup crew was able to because bro
How like that's a third time in a row bro. How's that even happening?
Somebody's not stepping up on the flank man
That's wild but that's even the curve. That's pretty crazy
like they see me I'm a doula so I'm deep in it oh my god that was so luck
by the way hey oh I saw the bullet pattern there that was literally luck
because I saw that fly in this weird octagon way and like just that one bullet
flew up to a skull dude so lucky no no no not that one this one there we go
there yeah all right my god man I thought
totally yeah I thought this guy was
gonna be dead get who must have gotten
nervous get go got shaky yeah goes like
yeah I'll follow the jet I'll back it up
Oh God! Okay.
Jesus.
Bro is crazy.
Nice.
He's stabilizing.
I'm gonna help the jet out.
Nice, I told you.
Let's go.
hey that's omen from over here now for sure is these
he's over here now damn oh I guess he's really the blind man over there we
have our ultimate back let's go
I know apparently he wasn't there.
Ugh.
He got me all fooled.
All sorts of fooled.
Man, we're getting into that like, slow, classical, Christmas.
I hope you guys are vibing with it.
It's not bad.
A little different wavelength we're taking right now.
What are that Christmas drizzles?
Ooh.
I
Hey, we got one we got one oh no, I forgot to do
Where do you go where this little rascal go
Oh shit
Where are they going?
They're running for the hill.
I saw Jett.
Damn.
That was weird.
me and then they decided to run the other way it was so weird why they changed
their mind like that with a little goofball
well a little goofball bro and they ran with a knife too so there's no way they
saw me because they wouldn't just run head first with a knife in that
situation
little boop all it is what it is
little boop all in team
briff
can you move?
not there
I don't like this spot for some reason I don't miss my um for some reason I miss my shots
swimming. Oh we got him. Where you at? Oh no! Oh they're both there! Okay. Interesting.
the sage. Nice!
You have duty is not over.
To be honest, everyone get nerfed after their lease.
I remember how tanky his ult was when he first came out.
Who? Who are you talking about, butter dog?
Oh my god, spill the tea.
Who are you talking about?
I love an overpowered character on their release.
I love it.
Riot just throws the character out there and be like, okay, someone's gonna figure out
how overpowered they are, and then that's when we tweak it.
Otherwise we are not wasting the time figuring it out ourselves.
You saying Gekko probably?
Hey, what's up Wolf?
How you doing?
Wait, why- oh, the ultimate! I see what you're saying.
Oh my god, yeah. Let's go help Sky, bro.
What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing, bro? I'm on it.
Oh, that's Sage behind me?
Wild.
I know he's there, but...
Ooh!
Oops!
How did I miss?
Oh, good try, good try.
You know how to respect that one.
That was a good play.
I messed up there.
I messed up.
I think there was too many things happening.
Between the Sage wall and everything else,
I got real confused. Fast.
You were talking about Gekko. Okay, the ultimate, right?
It is pretty easy to shoot down now.
We only have a few rounds left.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I told you. I usually peek on my uh, my fourth
cliff game. Ah, I don't want to buy anything.
I lose focus. I lose steam.
If I'm gonna continue I need like a cuz what is it two hours basically three hours by just like full grind
Somebody's gonna be mad, right
Hey, yo, what is that movement? What is that movement, bro? Jesus Christ unlucky
That's some weird like bullet tracking I couldn't pull off for whatever reason I
Know the team is dropping like flies
Hey, oh, maybe it's
Maybe it's their little kale over there stepping up now. Hey, I just got like what two or three
Three I think because you got somebody before me
Just popping off. You know what I'm gonna play
strategic on the the money here just so I can buy next round also we want to be
able to buy next round too because I won't even be able to get a specter next
round if I do the other way I want to deal with that I guess I'll hop on there
Let's do this
The shirt for sure
My way, bro
I killed him because of the vulnerability most likely.
Why are you saying GG already?
It's not GG yet. We're close, we're close.
Hey, that's looking like me.
That's looking like me.
Damn. Okay.
Now we do the Bandol and see if anything changes.
Will anything change? I don't know. You know what? Why don't we keep playing it safe? Can we do that?
We can keep playing it safe by like constantly buying a Spectre until we can afford
without the scarcity of funds. That sounds like a plan.
We're like infinitely gonna get a Spectre until further notice. I like that idea.
you
I
Didn't have a gun you could you took my gun?
Bro, you leave me with a pistol and you revive me for some reason, A.O.
Why?
Why can I know the question that I'm pretty certain not even NASA scientists can understand
why that occurred?
Why are you gonna take my gun and revive me?
What is the purpose of that?
Good lord, especially like in the midst of battle too.
It's not like, oh this is a safe spot, I'm sure you'll find a weapon.
Have fun with that.
It's like, I'm gonna use you as bait, buddy.
Pure flesh.
Jesus.
Okay, now this has gotta be an A push.
This has gotta be an A push.
And I'm gonna use my ultimate.
Oh my god.
A B push?
Wow
They might rotate to a
What oh
Oh my lanta what
Oh my lanta
The fact that that didn't catch anyone is pretty interesting.
Maybe because Jack got the kill on the person that planted.
Oh my god, was it the gecko stupid alien?
But bro, there was like two of them floating around there too.
Right after I ulted, all of a sudden there was Reyna and Kayo just standing exactly
in the middle of like a very wide radius of my ult.
Insanity.
It's okay, you got the round, it's fine.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, okay Brimstone.
Okay Brimstone.
Damn, good play.
Hey, this is it. This is where we stand. This is where we fight.
Last round, baby.
God, that was so funny.
I had so much more momentum on the, on the attacking side.
I don't know what's going on with the defending side here, but I'll take it. I'll take the win.
I would have liked my score to be a bit higher so that I can get more points, but yeah, it is what it is.
Maybe if I get five of them right here. If I get my ace, I'll get at least 20 points. At least 20 points.
Oh, I saw you do I mean I'm gonna go with this bike
I just kinda make sense.
Jesus, nobody apparently, nobody, we couldn't find anybody.
GG!
Oh my god, it is Saturday already.
What are we gonna do today, Mr. Plug?
I see.
Mr. Plug says we are going to be doing some valorant and, I'm going to showcase for you guys the epic strategies that I have for Deadlock.
Deadlock, that's right. Deadlock comes out with some saucy strategies that I'm going to show you.
That I just displayed in my last match, played one match before the stream.
And I'm going to show you guys how we do with the Deadlock.
Deadlock time for real. Yeah, it's gonna be deadlock time for real. Hey
Here let me make sure I'm all like geared up ready to go ready to land these headshots. You know what I mean?
You got to be ready
If you ain't ready
Then you know
It's gonna be very easy for you to just lose focus. We got to lock in
Lock it in look at this
Now the performance don't worry about it. It's it was the strategy that I was pulling basically
It's the strategy that I was pulling and I'm gonna display it for you now
Especially with the grenade dude the grenade is so much fun
You're ready, I'm glad you're ready. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad
Dude, it's taking a long time to find a match though. This is the longest I had to wait for a Valorant match
in a while. Let's take a look at my night shop in the meantime. Look at this. This is
the biggest discount. I just find it such a waste though. If I'm being honest, I just
find such a big waste. Alright. Deadlock it is. Like I said, we gotta, we gotta show
you guys. We gotta show you guys exactly what she's made of. She's really good.
Where's she from again? Norwegian. The Norwegian Operative.
The poison array of cutting edge, narrow wire, nano wire to secure the battlefield.
you
You
Come on bros gotta be hit with like a thousand that's gotta be a thousand damage
On that freak yeah, there we go
Flash
From flabbergasted holy
Holy snicker bar
Yeah, we don't need a challenge
It's like okay if Reina wants to do a Reina's gonna do it man, but we still got a we still got to be able to win these rounds, you know
Bro, how much damage did I deal on this dude?
Three shots of chess, okay, okay, 90, okay, bro, I had 10 HP, I see, one, he was one bullet
way
yeah there they are
uh... we didn't really need to buy the right
pretty sure
oh shoot
did I hit him? what's with my bullet registration?
did I hit bro?
I think I saw one over there
God damn
We got a stinger
We have a lucrative stinger in our position
Thank goodness
Luna's happy?
Ayo.
Maybe.
The Luna replacement is happy indeed.
We're going to be saving all the money in this game.
I'm going to be saving all this money.
I feel good about this one.
I think we got it.
This looks like a good team.
They look pretty sharp.
Uh, we don't want to do that, just get right.
Take that.
Eugh!
There's a few of them. Now if I did have a better weapon,
I might have been able to get a Quadra.
A Quadra right there.
81 on, uh, Jet.
I want to see you winning. We'll be winning. We'll be winning. We got 2-0 right now.
You know what I was watching earlier today was Magnus Carlsen playing a little bit of chess for the finals.
I don't know which one, but it was very fascinating. Very fascinating. I can't believe Bro is still number one.
I was watching him and the other dude, I forgot his name.
I was calling him out, I was calling him a rat, 1v3 man.
He's running out of time.
Yeah.
I thought I saw the jet too.
Do something about it.
Yeah, literally.
kind of just wandering around right there but hey we got money I don't want any
my teammates request none of them I didn't save my money for them I did not
save my money for them this dude just said he's saving for an op
Here, I have an idea, let's see if we can do this.
I don't want them to rush me.
uh
is he hitting me?
ehhh we had it with 140 bro
holy
that headshot had to be through the wall earlier
come on
come on 2v1
2v1
Come on, y'all.
And they know where he is too.
Oh my god, Brogot.
Brogot, frickin', uh, what do you call it?
Brogot, turn into the...
Brogot, you turned on.
He actually got you turned on.
Thirty seconds left. Fight planted.
Come on, you got this, Radar.
You got this, Radar. You can do it.
Nice.
I think their deadlock had no idea where the Reina was gonna be.
They were like, mm-mm.
They all looked a little confused in that situation.
from the problem what's remains
His bro asking why mad cuz you're a rat right are you still up?
The operator now nobody's gonna up
We're doing the same thing same strategy we are going in hot with the sticky grenade
Sticky grenade going to be unleashed.
Eugh, what, what?
Excuse me?
Bro just casually sidestepping me like that?
What?
Oh that bullet tracing was disgusting oh my god
That's some bottom cereal right there. What the heck bro? What the hell? Oh shit
Holy bro, what was that bullet tracing? God damn
Yeah, I would say that was pretty mad
Holy
What the heck were they doing those freaks?
Hey, the gecko just casually doing a freaking line dance in front of me.
Do you like Phoenix, by the way?
Yeah, he used to be like my top, my go-to.
Nobody, huh?
I think somebody got inside of her cocoon.
Jesus.
They got a roll to meet.
Yeah, hit up the KO, hit up the KO, bro.
Hit up the KO, bro.
Ah, not today!
I was really tempted to use my ult on her, but I didn't want to waste it.
Because I know we're four rounds ahead, but it's so easy.
But then it just catch up out of nowhere.
Out of nowhere, bro!
Nah, I'm not gonna waste it, I'm not gonna waste it.
We're not gonna be doing any of that.
For now!
Not right now.
Wee!
Oh my god!
She got away bro.
She got away bro!
She did the flying thing!
Damn her!
Maybe it was my ult.
Hate that so much.
I've never really been on the receiving end of Deadlock's ult, so I have no idea how much time you have
to navigate away from that.
Because when I throw it out, I don't really see...
I don't really see what's happening.
What is it like? Maybe one second?
It looked like two seconds of meh.
Phoenix on the flank.
Phoenix Phoenix on the flank.
Woo!
Phoenix Phoenix gonna be able to pull off the bamboo.
Oh my god Phoenix.
Come on bro.
Come on bro, what is that?
You can't be serious right now.
You can't be serious right now bro, come on.
That was a little sus.
Hey his name is Best Bronze.
He might be the best in that class
Fortunately, he's got he's been pushed up a class. He might not belong here
Here, let's try this grenade again
I want it I want to be able to use my old again
I have not landed one successful ult, and we need to.
It can go through walls, right? Pretty sure.
Or can't it. Because if it can, then that would explain a lot.
Oh, let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him.
Let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him.
I'm burning!
They're all burning me.
Where did he go?
Where did this dude go?
Is he AFK?
Jesus, he was on the flank.
And you're all safe.
Very good.
Oh.
That's a post-tree.
Get back to Mensa.
I kind of like this skin.
I like it when they turn into a tree.
Oh, dude, when you got to spend $1,000 to get four,
four armor is kind of insane.
Do I do it?
I mean, luckily I have enough.
That additional four might save my life, you know?
At the end of the day, that additional four might save my life.
Oh, let me get the orb.
They might rotate through mid.
or the flank or silva is
we need to be prepared for anything
god damn bro
Oh my god bro that should have been a headshot.
80? Really? I should have been a headshot.
Come on. Come on. Hey, game's tweaking.
Game is tweaking. There's no way. I feel like that should have been a headshot.
And bro, crouch into my bullets too. How does that make any sense?
Late bullet registration maybe? Come on.
It's okay, we'll get them on the next one.
We'll get them on this one right now.
It's epic strategy.
Man, they don't come here though.
They don't come here whatsoever.
Here, it's been working when I go through our spawn.
Dude, leave some enemies for me, yeah?
Jesus.
Woo, okay.
Damn.
Who needs it, Phoenix?
You got it.
who needs it Phoenix you got it bro gonna get your ultimate you're gonna do
mad work okay I'll take it then bro we got time to waste I gave you the
opportunity I'm taking it yeah yeah yeah yeah bro wake up wake up
You probably said he was watching Netflix.
I mean Valid, right?
Worldwide now you're a fucking fucking...
I love how he says that but it's like...
You just man, you can't be 5 and 6.
He's gotta be, he's gotta be, you know, he's gotta pull his weight, come on!
Your team gotta wake up.
Water is carrying!
I think our rena's Snoopy Doopy is doing some of that good work right now.
of the Lord's work. Oh, bro. Oh my. Oh my God. Lord help me. Lord, give me the strength.
Oh my god when he blinded me I could see that I threw my little grenade net thing
Myself god damn
Yeah, let's take a look at this Phoenix. Let's see it. Let's see the strategy here
See what bro was about to pull up from his sleeve
What's he gonna do?
Yeah, go for the fake. Yeah
Oh
Lined up brother lined up. Let's go, Phoenix
Oh, I guess we're throwing
Why the best fear before it's too late?
Hey, that was good though. That was pretty good, man. That was pretty good, dude.
Alright, we got our ultimate. Last round.
Let's go!
I can't believe I messed up so bad like that. That was so bad.
That was so bad. Okay, they're not coming in. There's no way.
We gotta be ready for them on B, and I don't want Raina to take all the kills.
Raina's been stealing all these kills.
You're kidding me.
Oh, mid?
Then it's B. It actually might be through a mid, I don't know.
What the heck are they doing?
Oh, they're going through mid, okay.
Can I just do this, though?
We got somebody there, right?
Nooo!
God damn.
Hold up, hold up.
No!
Oh God, I swear to God, man.
I can never use my ult!
I could never use my ult!
I'm trying so hard...
to pop off the ult.
Damn.
only must come through mid because they have one of those deadlock utility
things the wall and tunnels though you know I think the rain has got this she
wasted the old bro oh my god he walked into it bro what the heck what the heck
I didn't know you could walk into it. Wait, so how does it work? Do you have to
bro? I don't know how. I don't know how it works. Where's the uh, here we go.
Equipa thing, fire to unleash a pulse, nanowires that capture the first enemy
in contact. A cocoon enemy is pulled along a nanowire path and will die if
they reach the end unless they are free. The nanowire cocoon is
destructible so does it work oh it doesn't work through walls or does it
work through walls what does that mean I feel like I've seen it go through walls
before that's why but maybe not I might be tripping I might be tripping does
and I'll go through walls?
No, not before I get the orb.
Noice.
Noice. I feel like somebody's on the flank here.
maybe not one enemy remaining woman is walking with like right now right
oh god look at that timing bro look at that timing good job good job
Oh
No, why are you why are you charging? Oh my god, okay, but I was like pure luck though. That was pure luck
Holy smokes
Yeah, I didn't think that hit either bro this game is so weird sometimes I
Totally agreed my teammate like I didn't see the shots hit
So weird I
I want to be as lucky as my teammates I want to have that like just aiming at the
sky and landing bullets I want to be able to do that you love the katana it's
cool huh it's cool it's one of their better skins
let's just go for it
We're cruising, we're running away, woo!
God the timing bro, I'm glad Reino was able to trade.
The timing bro.
I'll try to run back to our spawn and then maybe go back to me.
2v1 2v1 2v1
I think the rain is cold, please.
Rain is good.
Rain is good. Raina knows what they're doing, man.
Raina knows exactly what they're doing, man.
Get the splike.
10-4, correction, correction read, 10-4, and our Snoopy Dooby is not saving us any kills.
It's kinda sad.
So that doesn't do anything, huh?
Oh, it's mine, Fade.
I know Fade wanted it, it's mine, bro.
My ult is not ready for the hero.
Oh, shoot!
Okay, Phoenix is like,
well, we gotta get these kills for ourselves!
I love it.
Oh, shoot!
We have to do it ourselves, too.
No, we have to spend a thousand for 20 HP, that's insane.
That's insane.
But hey, 20 HP is going to go a long way.
Snoopy dooby doing that.
Snoopy dooby dooby doing that.
Nicely done.
I've got you, bro.
Nicely done.
I'm feeling out of here.
Throw me a net.
Hey, we got somebody, right?
I had two of them.
All right, now's our time.
Now's our time to try this ult, man.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Throwing that.
Move. No!
Dude, I want to-
Why? I can never use this ult, man.
I can never use this ult, bro!
Does it work through the walls?
There's no way it does, right?
There's no way it does.
Why do you keep walling that?
It's a perfect wall, bro.
It's so that they don't get to us, bro.
Why?
Why are you trying to go through there?
Why?
There you go.
Oh, hell no.
Ayo, what?
I think this jet is cheating.
Straight up.
That's reportable right there.
That is cheating, straight up.
And he shot the Phoenix from the wall, too.
Straight up, we got a little cheater on the frickin'
midst of this match.
God damn.
Got ourselves a little stinker.
Mm-hm.
Mm-hmm match point I
Think we're in one of my weapon
I think they wanted it
What if I wall those would they get very angry at me
I think they would
Oh this jet is a cheater this jet is a cheater
Straight up bro straight up cheater. I swear to God. They activated the software. They're like, okay
Now's the time we're gonna lose if I don't activate the software bro. Now is the time
How did how did so the bullet not literally kill omen
Did you guys see that? I did not hit him with a headshot, bro.
Hey, oh now that now they activated some stuff. Hey, I'm done.
They're activating some stuff now, man.
I see it. I see it, bro. What was it was it was going on here, man? What's going on here?
And now we have no money.
I can't afford anything with the full armor, that's crazy.
We'll go with this.
I
Am wrong one
Damn bro
Where we going where we going team
The soundstands are up!
Enemy spotted!
What are they shooting?
They're both there!
Careful here!
Oh he's over there!
Damn, okay.
GG GG.
Man, frickin' Rena, okay.
I see Rena.
Bro.
He's gonna leave me no points.
No points to get any of this.
It's all good.
A win is a win, right?
34, bro.
30 bomb Jesus let's go at it again then let's go at it again
Hey, I'll actually take some tea because I thought I was gonna get way less. I thought I was on track for getting like five points
But I'll take it. I'm glad the game recognized. I'm glad the game recognized the strategy
It's not all about the kills about the strategy them them walls them walls were doing work. Oh
I've played Lotus in a while
Did they take off that one map?
I haven't seen it in forever.
That one with the zipline?
They got rid of it, didn't they?
It was pretty trash, so... understandable.
Uh, we're doing it again.
Dude, I swear to God, we're gonna land one of these ults.
I don't know if you could do it through the wall.
Let me see.
Unleash a pulse of nanowires.
Do I have to, like, guide it? Do I have to control it?
I'm so confused by it
well
No better time than to learn right now, right? I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back guys
you all miss me y'all brought up the tissue boxes you're like god damn he
go he gone forever Lord have mercy
What do I want here?
What do I want to do?
First of all, do I want to buy that?
I might want to buy a net or a sensor.
I feel like it's going to be easy kills with a net.
If I throw out a net, bro.
Your team is so good, really.
What are they?
Oh, hey, you right?
You right?
You're pretty good, aren't they?
Okay, okay.
All right, let's do it.
We're late to the party.
Take that.
And then we're going to go this way.
It's a strategy, I promise.
Okay, okay
Bro, give me, give me, what the freak?
Hell, oh man, you're a little, you're a little wild.
How to be done. Real quick, real quick, you know.
Hit him with that light show.
Hit him with that light show, okay.
I wasn't gonna let Omen do that to me. Damn.
I told you the net was gonna be part of the strategy.
The net is like the strongest OP utility
that this game has to offer at this point.
Uhhh...
Does it alert anybody?
Oh, shoot! I didn't buy, bro. What the heck?
Ayyy, what the freak? What the freak?
I should've guaranteed my kill by throwing up the grenade net.
uh 52 omen
two is point two is point
just show you guys now we're just 52 omen
why didn't you buy guns or armor
she had the butt she had the butt
i just wasn't thinking about it
if i'm gonna be perfectly honest i just wasn't thinking about it
ohhh
we still got the assist okay
our scoreboard is gonna look
manifique okay
manifique
i'm i'm
to get the plus 30 in this match. Plus 30. We gotta be ranking up. Let's do it. It's time,
it's time for that rank up. We're gonna toss out a nat, we're gonna start mowing them down.
This feels like an A push. This feels like a saucy A push that they're about to do.
Watch watch watch
Told you, bro hold you bro. So'd your boy. I told you
Hey, what the 40 KJ my god, man, my god
How many we got we only got two oh my
Landtour I got I got an assist on Rena. That's so sad. I got an assist on Rena wasn't a headshot
Oh my...whaaat?
Only Hitchhike I landed was on the jet?
That's unfortunate.
That is so unfortunate, man.
Hold on, let me fix up the min.
Let me see.
I might have to go Sion.
That might do the trick.
Sion might be the thing.
It can't be real, Pepsi. It can't be real.
Oh my god, now's my time, now's my time.
We got one?
No!
Get him in the cocoon, please.
Yes!
Haha!
Oh my god.
Hey, uh, that was amazing.
Oh my God. Hey, uh, that was amazing. I want to do that again.
Hey, we finally got it. We finally got one.
Bro, got cocooned up. It's super satisfying to see.
Also, imagine being that person in the cocoon like you got nothing to do.
Yeah, you're done. You got nothing to do but chill, pop up in some Netflix, you know.
Crack, crack, crack, open a cola.
That's all you can do at that point.
Cucumber gun?
Alright.
It's grenade time.
Really?
really bro what is it this line side stepping what the heck
hey oh this KJ some type of cheater man I swear to God
what is that line side stepping
that don't make no sense
how do you run and shoot and land the first shot how do you do that
Every time how do you do that every single time, bro? Come on
You should go back to yellow. I kind of like yellow yellows like very soft and nice allows me to focus better
Oh, he almost had him nice job brawl almost had him
Soft and nice homie. Yeah, literally
Okay, okay, uh, we don't have enough for weapons.
Just do not.
We could buy this.
We could do a little something with this.
They haven't been making any, uh, bee pushes for some reason.
Let's do that and then maybe one over here where they always plant.
can cuss them right and then we'll throw our little wall thing over there our
little origami wall
oh they're coming over here bro
we're gonna do that just so that they don't get through oh they're gonna go
be yeah can't go that way yeah damn god damn 78 78 on that omen but now we
of weapons though.
Haha, the pro said, who said that, talks to the player?
Who's that?
Jet?
Jet said music is off now.
Okay, okay.
I see you, Jet.
I see you.
Let's go.
I think this works?
I don't know how that works, but I hope it works like that.
Here I'm just gonna throw this out
Hey, we got him this time yellow diff
It's that yellow diff bro
I'm going with race
Ayo, ADJet.
You got him, you got him.
Nice.
Hey look at my assist.
That's how you know it has to do with like, game latency.
When you're leading an assist in a game, it means it's game latency.
If my ca- not connection, but like, if my packet loss wasn't as deep as the enemies, then I'd
be doing something better.
Oh, I could use a drop.
I like how she says that.
I could use a drop.
Basically how I would say it.
We're doing it again.
We're gonna throw this out there.
Hail Mary style.
Let's go.
Woo!
oh hell no bro hell no bro let's do it we landed our shots we landed our shots
I'm gonna tell him all right all right music is off now yeah I could do it too
Music is off now, bro
Shutting their 120 120 shutting down Netflix, bro
Turning
Turning off anime, bro
Turning monitor, turning brightness up on the monitor to 100 bro, let's go.
God dang.
I think I'm in Jets head.
A little bit, a little bit.
I'm living in there.
spending a 28 dusting off the cobwebs of that smooth smooth brain of his
hit 120 how do you how do you lose then how do you lose you just got to spray at this point
yeah there you go and i don't even got to go for the head shot just spray
Let's go!
Excellent work, Raze.
Excellent work.
Not to see it.
Thwink, thwink, thwink, thwink.
A, that double headshot I landed really propelled that round forward for us.
I'm just gonna keep doing it too. I think they're not really paying attention
We're gonna keep setting up the spot. We could throw one of these down over here
We're gonna throw a grenade over there, and then we're gonna use our cocoon. I think I
Think I don't know
What the f- 80 Rays.
That's unbelievable, man.
That's unbelievable.
Again, should have been a headshot.
Unbelievable, bro.
We're getting that assist, 1000%.
We are getting that assist.
You got this, you got this, bro.
No!
Oh, shoot!
Yeah, he's big scared right now.
Let's see what Gecko's gonna do.
Saw you, Gecko.
you Gecko. Nice. There's my assist. He's in there, huh? Excellent work. Excellent
I told them I laundry is done
please somebody buy me I'm getting headshots all day all day bro
Another one another one let's go. Hail Mary.
Oh he got me.
Freaking kill joint.
Little kill joint got me.
It's funny, Killjoy and I are just like rivals at this point.
We're always going for each other on A. Always going for each other on A, bro.
That was fast, you saw that, right?
Bro leaned into it like real fast, that's the line stepper I've been talking about.
That's this line stepper I've been talking about, bro.
All of a sudden, he's side stepping into the shot and he's landing the running
gun.
I'm just saying.
Bro landing that running gun.
Hey, where's our Phoenix at?
Why is there Phoenix all the way over here?
He doesn't have ultimate.
Um, Reyna and Reyna.
Bro, does have ultimate if he wants to do a little playing.
Alright, so he's up against the cheater and a Reyna.
Let's see what happens.
Broke is his ultimate to clutch up, but it's also risky.
It's risky business.
Look at that, he's a little cheater bro, he's a little cheater bro!
A thousand percent a little cheater, bro.
This cage is a thousand percent a little cheater.
I feel like I should save.
I should do this, this, this.
Naaah.
It sucks that I don't have them.
We're gonna do this. Or can I do this with this?
Yeah, we'll do Light Armor so I can have my utility.
I'm sacrificing, I'm sacrificing, bro. That's fine.
They never go over here, right? So I'm gonna I'm gonna do placements like one more time over here, and then we'll see what happens
Okay
He got me through the wall! Bro, it's cheating. We got two cheaters now. Holy smokes.
Okay! Hey, I like this team a lot. I like this team a lot. Oh no, it's the cheater versus
two people what's gonna happen and he was hit for one of one two thank God
bro thank God I don't know what I would have done if I saw KJ I think KJ is
getting called out so he turned off his software real quick he was like okay
give me a second here return saw real quick I can't get called out like this
if I clutch it up right here would look too sussy we're turning it off just
for this round. That's KG right there.
Ugh!
Is this the last round?
Oh, shoot, we got no money.
Anybody have anything?
Gekko, goodbye.
Gekko, Gekko, Gekko!
Thank God, bro, thank God.
Okay, I think there's gonna be a C-Push.
A-Push, AO!
Oh, we gotta go this way.
I was not prepared for that.
I
Know oh my 120 rays. Oh my god, I
Can't believe it was all body shots. I guess so now when I land body shots
It's all these crouchers, bro. It's all these fucking crouchers, bro.
Damn, please give me the assist. I don't want my juicy assist. I think I deserve it.
That's a good shot. Very lucky, but, you know, I'll take it.
Hey, and Raze is 120 hit.
Raze hit 120, by the way.
What are you doing, bro? What are you doing?
Hey, good try, nice try, nice try.
It was entertaining at least, god damn bro.
What was that raise doing man?
Hey, I got my assist at the end of the day, let's get it.
We're at that six mark, let's get it to like, let's get ten plus.
Ten plus on the assist.
Okay that was so funny.
Uh, I think I'm gonna go with a grenade and a pistol.
Let's do that.
I feel good with that.
A pistol and a grenade, bro.
Damn, okay.
I'm gonna do this.
Bro!
It's kinda rude.
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
I wonder if one of them is behind us.
It's so awkward for you.
Oh, they can get it. They can get it from around town.
Woo!
Beat that? Ah! Nah! Not today, not today.
Dude, that thing takes forever to break, holy.
That thing literally takes forever to break, man. That's good.
I mean, not with the higher-power weapons, though, like...
like the Vandal. Today, maybe tomorrow.
Literally, literally.
Uh, no, I'm good. I don't think I will.
Oh cheater down question mark
Cheater is down question mark
Put that there block it off.
Let's go bro.
god we want to hear
of
God damn, he tried to get me with it.
He tried to get me with it.
What did he hit me with? A frickin...
The Bucky, holy.
Bro got me with 85 on the Bucky, that was insane.
I think we're gonna keep the Spectre for now.
Guarantee, you know.
Guarantee some of this, I might do a trap here.
Yeah, like right here, right here, that looks pretty good, in case they want to flank us.
At least we'll get somebody.
Hell no.
They stuck, bro, they stuck.
Oh, oh my god, jet 70.
Oh my god.
Hey, that's like, that's warzone right there!
Oh, you got...
What was that?
Excuse- Bro!
The shots on my screen, y'all see that? It was like to the side!
It was nowhere near the scoots head.
What am I watching?
Is that like a spectator glitch?
What the heck?
That would explain why I'm missing my shots then.
That's what's going on in the game, what the heck?
I think we should go B.
I think B is a good push right here.
Hey!
Bro, deserved.
Nice.
Deserved bro, what the heck was that?
Yeah, this this omen has a bucky
Oh the timing bro the timing. Oh, he was behind us. Oh
I think he went through the smoke and then got behind there
What is that?
Hey, what was that?
Dude, that raised a little goofy.
That raised a little goofy, man.
Oh no!
They still have the plunk bomb, right?
Oh no, it's KJ, too.
KJ's a little stinker.
That Ray's doing it moves.
Ooh, this is gonna be close. He's gonna be close. He's got it, but...
We'll see if the KJ appears out of nowhere.
You know what?
That's really good positioning for Phoenix, because there's like no way KJ would suspect
him over here.
Go, go, go behind, go behind, go.
There you go, there you go.
That's fakey, 1,000 percent.
Excellent. Excellent. It's working. Strategy is working. I might be able to cocoon somebody
over here might we'll see this background music and baller makes it a
funny curtain the fricking the Christmas stuff going on right now oh shoot
you
Both of them.
Just so that I can feel a little diffy, they're like the two perfect maps.
If Valor only had two maps, these are the only two maps that they need.
They don't really need any other maps.
Fracture was the one that I was thinking of, by the way.
They removed that one, huh? From competitive?
We're gonna go with the grenade. The grenade is better.
Who needs a ghost weapon when you got them all stuck to the floor, right?
of
One of them.
Ah, I should have, I should have taught someone a good aid.
I was just worried that I wasn't gonna have time.
Uh, 52 KJ.
They don't have healers, so I feel like the call out is worth it.
They'll know, especially during gun round too.
should be an easy assist for me.
What is he shooting at?
Hey, what's I so shooting at, bro?
How did he survive two hits?
I was serving a steep screener.
Oh, the distance.
It's a distance thing.
I totally forgot.
Damn.
Not Wukong!
Not the Wukong!
We're gonna go with this.
Aww, bro.
Bro!
What a waste of time, bro! What a waste of time!
Your game did not complete.
Unfortunately, the game is not complete-ish.
Let's take a look at the skins.
I could use this one for the holidays.
Nothing special.
Just the glorifying Christmas lights.
No kill animation, nothing.
And then this one is a present.
But we have it too.
We'll use it on both.
That would have been a good match.
Actually, you know what?
I got a little worried though.
Enemy really cleaned us out on that pistol round, and that ISO was looking kind of sussy,
shooting at mid-air, you know what I mean?
So, I'm glad we didn't risk it.
We got saved.
We got saved right there.
What do we get?
Breeze?
Goddamn.
Okay.
I got some Breeze going on.
That's cool.
Sounds good.
I don't know.
Wow, you have a mic?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's cool. Sounds good.
Wow, you have a mic? That's crazy!
Yeah!
Whoa!
How's it going, Ethan?
Um, it's going good!
Does anyone else have a mic?
Yeah.
It's um, sparkles.
No, no, Ethan.
Yeah, Ethan's the little one.
I would tell them to have a mic but then at the same time
I kinda don't want to. I kinda don't want to.
Any other agent maybe?
Dude, Deadlock is so good though. Deadlock has the utility that this game
needs. You know what I mean?
I feel like you can play Deadlock on
any map and she's way better than Killjoy.
And she compliments pretty much any other utility, so even if you don't have...
Smokes or anything like that.
Deadlocks, Deadlocks an assistive team.
I just love that the walls kinda throw them off, you know? Paper walls.
They get a little flustered, they don't know what to do.
We're doing it. We're buying big. We're buying big with the grenade because I feel like I'm gonna I'm gonna land some shots right here
It's gonna pass
Watch this, watch this, watch this
What?
That's unfortunate, bro. That's unfortunate, bro
I'm going around then
No, my laptop just kind of freezes.
They might be mid too.
Oh, this guy's hella annoying.
No, this guy's hella annoying.
This guy's hella annoying.
They planted through mid!
Oh, no!
I wonder if one of them's over here.
That's what I'm talking about. Don't worry leave it to me. What did I just say by the
What did I just say? Deadlock strategies. Easy. Easy. Also, why did Bro run out with his knife?
I did. Sussy behavior from the ISO on the enemy team. Running out with a knife like that?
I don't know. I don't know, man. Yeah, I'm just gonna do light armor. It's like a full buy of the next one.
Utility and all.
Oh, smokes.
We'll do that so at least I can't cut through.
I feel like maybe I can see him.
Are they both there?
Oh God!
No!
60 ran it.
Oh my God, please.
We got him with the grenade too. I just missed so many shots.
I mean it does take only two bullets from the Marshal to kill me, so.
versus like 10 bullets from the ghost but we got it yes or we got it
Look how clean this is, man.
Look how clean.
Look at the front here.
It's so squeaky clean.
Here.
Oh, god.
No, bro.
No.
No, bro, no, no, no
Oh my god, I guess so excited to when I get my ultimate. Oh my god, bro
You know what's funny? It kind of reminds me of the boogie bomb for some reason. The grenade.
It feels very boogie bomb-ish. Like you can just run at somebody and throw it. It's
gonna automatically make them miss their shots because it's gonna crash them. You got this.
you got this put that lot clutch let's go
cool
excellent excellent
all right let's
be pushed most likely
put up the traps
Since they go mid, this would actually be pretty good spot to throw grenade.
Is it over there?
I'm just saying, he's still over there, huh?
One enemy remaining.
Spike down, A.
BLAW!
Damn!
That's good stuff.
They're pretty goofy with this B push.
They're pretty goofy with any push, I think.
Probably.
Hiding in that mid.
Yeah, I know.
We're doing it again.
We're gonna blind throw this time.
Blind throw, blind throw.
Let's go, let's go.
Ah.
No blood there is here.
They might rotate backwards though.
We'll catch them.
Oh, they're mid.
Okay, okay, okay.
They're mid.
Okay, okay, okay, okay
What the heck oh they planted over there
What is that rena doing dies anyway
Oh hell no. Hell no. And they popped the ultimate too.
Yes sir. The people have one in their game.
They were- oh my god. Oh my god.
Alright, it's time to throw out the grenade here.
Time to throw out the grenade right here, bro.
Wait, you two hold there. I'll hold this just in case they come on you guys.
And I'm gonna throw this here instead. Or, you know what?
Yes sir.
Nah.
Hold on, don't smoke this side.
Oh
I'll be I'm on my way
Yeah, I'm so far
Oh my back and on my right
He missed the upshot bro, he missed the upshot bro
That's kinda sad.
That's kinda sad, bro.
You could have it.
Somebody had to buy me, because I picked up the op.
Nah, I gave the op to Reina. I think she bought me.
Oh, oh, oh.
Man, that makes up a whole plan, though.
I'm gonna put this here.
Just in case, though, they have to go all the way around.
What's this enemy team, bro?
What is this enemy team, bro?
I wanted to get the cocoon.
I always forget that once you activate the cocoon, it'll go away.
You can't like not activate it again.
Well, you're not gonna dering so I'm like two games away from
Listening I don't want to throw this over there just to protect me, but let's do this don't smoke it, bro
120 race they're all there oh my god
oh we only got one how do we only get one bro unless they are hooked themselves
faster than I anticipated them to
I
Get the collateral get the collateral
Oh my god, he got flashed my breach. Oh
My god
Three assists, bro the whole team assisted on the raise kill
Jesus. Jesus. That was good, that was good. Damn, 8 rounds! 8 rounds ahead. My God.
Okay, this has got to be a B push game. Gotta be a B push game, bro. There's no way.
And you know what we're gonna do the grenade trick again right here right here
Oh, they're mid.
Okay, there's no way that they went into the tunnel.
So they're running, okay.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay, I said we could go through here
you're better
I think I heard one.
They loved me.
Bro!
They've been kind of nasty with this A push.
I'll go B.
I'll go B, I'll go B.
I got it. I got it
Where did I kill was it the oh the the yoru
Oh my god
I'm not a lot.
I can't do it bro.
Okay.
Can't do it bro.
Plant them.
They're freaky.
Fight planted.
One enemy remaining.
That's the last one's on A.
I need healing.
I think there's no way they're gonna go through
That's like traumatizing stuff right there. That's PTSD happening every single round from now on when they go B.
Definitely gonna be an A push. Worse case scenario, I just grabbed the orb.
Oh it's mid.
I got me, bro.
I always get worried when I use my ult because it's so like, I can't tell if you can use
it through the walls or not.
I think it goes around, right?
That's what's annoying.
If you have to be point blank, like, raised type style, it feels kind of weird.
He's got him.
He's got me here.
I think he's down.
It's okay.
It's all right.
Spike was around the third.
Spike planted.
Like planted
What's the what's the rain doing bro, what's the rain doing bro? What's going on over here, bro?
Bro look a little no fans. Oh cool is right there
All right, let's do it let's do it
My be another a push
Air mid. I don't know
Kinda sad when they don't go over here.
But I have a suspicion that it might be A because they got it.
But then they also would want to fool us, so they might go B.
Even locked up in that one.
I'm going...
Let's do that.
Oh, what?
Oh, never mind.
Sorry.
You're 20.
Woo!
Oh good lord. I can't see bro. No I went right in front of him too. The trade up, the trade
up. Who did I get in my cocoon? Cause he got freed from it right? Who did I end up trapping
there either way it was worth it was so
worth bro it was so worth bro I told you
deadlock was gonna be the thing I told
you deadlock was the one
I'm like last month dude was my birthday so I'm not even damn
Damn
Do we go for the the wombo combo?
19
We buy it all
Huh?
That's what I'm saying
Let's buy it with the let's buy it with the armor
I think I'll do better with the armor
He's not 14
Ayo what the freak we got it we got it we got it what the freak the headshot the 78 headshot
Oh, he got this, got this, bro.
Ain't no way he knows.
There's no way that they know this dude went up on the supply.
Look at it, man, look at it, I'm worried.
There you go.
There's a smoke over there, don't do that, what are you doing?
Oh my god, what are you doing?
Broke it through a smoke right there.
Kind of baited it because then this way Raina was gonna come out of the smoke.
That would have been the strategy right there.
That was a good try, it was a good try.
The effort, I like the effort, the effort. I was able to see it. I was able to see it.
I think we're just gonna do this.
I'm gonna do this.
Feels a little weird, but...
I have one
We have
Okay, okay
Okay
Yeah, damn, bro, Yoru, Yoru, no, wait, this is calm, Barry, yeah, bro, I said this is
calm.
Um, it might be, it might be, not the Yoru, bro, Yoru went ham on us, he was slapping
with that raw fish. Excuse me god damn.
Over there. Over there.
I'm firing a squad.
I'm gonna keep up. Go!
Go!
oh my gosh oh my god it's all good we're gonna trade up we're gonna trade up
thousand percent thousand percent we're gonna trade up oh the euros over there
oh he must have threw one of those teleports then
uh-oh okay okay we gotta we gotta slow it down a little bit we gotta take our
time with this one here or like mid or something damn one of them saving
rounds we could we could play slow I have an idea I have an idea
We're going to play slow, don't worry.
I want them to think we're there.
I feel like one of them is going to be on the flank, bro.
Woo!
Nice.
Oh, shoot.
Whoo!
Nice.
Oh, shoot.
Nothing?
Come on, bro.
Oh, we almost had it.
If I killed Iso, I couldn't make my play over there to...
To the east side
Bad not bad, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I think he's got it. I think he's got it
You see you see all three of them, bro. Oh, no
It is so weird he sets up for such good plays and then kind of just fumbles
He gets nervous. He's got that teenage nervousness going on right now because he sets up really nicely
But then it's kind of like all of a sudden some carnival music is playing in the background
It's good efforts though. It's good try we got this I
Say we beat it out on a and then kind of rotate to be I
I
Said we bait out a little bit and then we could slow walk over to be if it's not clear
Nobody tell nobody tell nobody tell nobody tell
Nobody tell him bro
oh my god rotate rotate rotate rotate they're all there run run run
got this
Yeah mom, fuck it.
I was so close.
I was so close to doing the moves.
I almost had it, bro. I was out of I was out of
The plan works
Let that be known the plan worked, okay?
It was the execution on Cyprus part, bro. If he planted the bomb I had a cover. I had a lockdown
It's okay, it's okay. We tried and it worked.
She takes a little...
Yeah, I might as well go for this.
Excellent, excellent.
I'm lucky, I'm fortunate.
That's a good call-up.
On the left.
Ooh!
Alright, let's go.
What?
Please.
30 seconds left.
Yo, breach, you can give me your phone number.
Nice.
Nice indeed, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
We hit him with that execution style.
One more round, come on.
One more round and we got this.
Might be worth going through...
Through mid this time.
Might be worth it, might be worth it.
Win it homie.
We're gonna do it
The connection is really good for me this game. It's normally not like this. I
Heard him bro. Oh shoot another one
I almost had him too bro!
I almost had him!
Oh my god, the 200 IQ!
Oh nice try!
Oh bro!
I had this, I had this Jeb Bamboozle.
Thousand percent.
Oh, if I landed the headshot, I would have had him.
Woo!
Almost, bro! Almost!
Oh.
Two more rounds! Come on! Two more rounds!
I feel like I might be able to get a pick here, a little picky pick.
Jesus.
Somebody's got to be flanking, right?
Oh my God.
Let's do that just in case.
I
Got damn bro
I thought I landed the headshot. Come on!
I thought the headshot was right there!
Nice try, nice try.
Damn!
We're catching up. I'm getting a little nervous. We're catching up!
Luckily we get still full by.
This is it, this is it though.
Man, I missed like two ultimates! I don't know when to use it!
it's the only thing I need a master right now with deadlock is the ultimate I
don't know what to use on it on freaking uh oh I'm I'm thinking it
doesn't go through walls that's why I'm nervous about it I'm never trying to
through walls again
hold breath
come hold
nothing through window
nothing there
okay
someone's playing
shoot people playing someone
Almost had him! I missed. I missed on the turn around.
The spray and pray! Aw, if I landed like two bullets onto ISO, he could have cleaned him up.
It's getting dicey! Getting dicey!
Man, there goes my money, too.
I guess we gotta do this.
There goes my money.
I think I'm gonna make a play through mid.
Nah.
I feel like we could do B again.
I think we might be able to rush into it again.
I think we could rush into B again.
Worst case scenario.
Oh, why are they full buying?
We can't rush now. I'm going this way.
Oh my god bro
I think the window
Oh my, he's on site
It's you and me
No!
Oh I got me bro
oh my god like 10 bullets total from this dude you can't miss oh so close good
efforts but so close this is getting serious actually I know bro we were like
eight rounds ahead weren't we it went from eight rounds ahead to like hide up
Just like that, Thanos style. Jesus.
Okay, um... how do we have money? How do I have money?
Did I save last round? I guess I did, right? Okay, we're actually still good. We're actually still good.
We can still win without going on into the overtime, which is what I'm really worried about.
I'm gonna try and just get some picks mid. Do it for my team, you know?
We're gonna have to do it for our team here.
One of these oh we got for sure bro
Somebody behind us oh no
We kind of got trapped there, damn they're all over us. They were all over us, dude
Sheesh
This is it. This is it. We got to do we got to do
We got to push in somehow oh
Man
Here you know what? I'm just gonna you know, we can't I can't blockade us
I cannot block a does god damn it. I just don't want anybody here. I guess I set up a trap here. I
Mean even further away right oh
God oh god, bro
nice that's way for that okay nice and he used ultimate bro oh it's because it's
last round that's why god damn it oh it's okay at least we didn't lose losing
would have been worse. Losing would have been a lot worse. I think they're gonna go B. I'm
gonna watch mid. I watch mid. I would love to set up on one of the two but they always
play mid so it kind of makes more sense for me to just go over here. Maybe throw one of
these out
i'm gonna i'm actually a crossover
uh... we're gonna rotate around
we are going to rotate around baby
damn
I remember seeing him over there, but I don't know if he went around the wall
God damn
It doesn't go through walls. Oh my good to know good to know no wonder I failed horribly those other times
Okay, it does not go through walls. It stops short at a wall. I think right is that how that works?
God damn
Hey, we brought it back, bro. We brought it back
Brought it back for the team. Let's go
Go in the arena. I appreciate this dude's bravery. That's what he's made to do. That's what he's built for.
Oh, he went across. He didn't go across? Crazy.
Nice. Oh, good lord.
You are made for raising your doors, Rina.
Oh! 74, Rina.
Nope.
No! Why, bro? Why?
Buford! Buford! C'mon!
Oh, Buford. No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Buford.
Oh my god, Buford. Oh my god, Buford, why?
30 seconds left
There's no way
Yo, RuProw
God damn it
Over time
we're going back bro we got to draw we got to draw we're gonna have to we can't
deal with you for if we managed to win this round somehow we have to go and do
a draw.
Great.
Don't tell me you came back just to get there.
I'll just connect it.
Let's just not push anything.
I'll go A couple B.
Oh my god, I just trapped him.
They're going to be.
Ooh.
Oh! I tried. I tried so hard.
If we somehow win this, give me this.
Bro, we were so close.
This is like one of those games.
We were so close to trying things.
You know, bro?
We were so close at just trying things, this whole thing.
Ugh.
I feel like they know this is going to be A, but we are stronger as like a four-man
group.
What is this?
We gotta be smart.
Place that over there and then place one over here too.
I'm tired of these people flanking us bro.
Nice!
Good, good, good, good, good.
Evened it out, evened it out.
Ow.
And that's okay.
We got this.
I heard at least two blanking.
You're allowed.
Oh my god, okay good. I like to get the trade, bro. Oh my god. I think we have to draw
We don't have Buford. I think we got a draw. We don't have Buford.
It'll just be risky.
Good game guys. Good tries. Good efforts.
I'll take the draw man. I'm not risking a 4v5.
Dude, there's too much work bro. There's too much work.
And I played so well too. Come on. Give me a little points for the draw. Give me a little points.
We got seven! We still got seven! Let's go! Hey, let's get it. 40 minutes until that.
Okay, okay. Hey, not a bad game. Not a bad game. I'll take seven on a draw. Seven
on a draw match MVP. I'll take...
Dive into it. Yeah, let's dive into it. Dude. Dude. Let's just do it real quick. How are
you? Oh my god.
Hey, why you gotta trigger me like that? Why you gotta be so real like that? I'm
Fantastic thank you for asking. Okay, let's do this first tick-tock of the day. Let's go. Let's get it started
What sound like?
Hmm
Let me know the
Let me know if that volume is good by the way. I can't tell if my
Earbuds because I can manually control what I hear now. Normally I use it to balance out
Bro, do you see this instead of bro ordered a big Mac, but instead got the big
Really did eat it ordered seconds believe that
Yeah
What the? What is that? What is that? It's AI taking over. They're starting with Fortnite.
What is that? What is that? And they will soon be in every- they know! Oh my god, it's so
genius too. Bro, what better way to than to infiltrate every single household in the
worlds than by infiltrating through Fortnay. It's crazy.
Imagine you're in a courtroom and you're like, what happened, your honor? And this is the video that plays.
Real-life Grand Theft Auto in Los Angeles today.
Los Angeles
Wait for it. I'm waiting
Oh shoot
I had enough of life I had enough of these taxes goddamn it
Bro zoomed by saw the price of the gas and was like oh hell no
Decided he wanted to unalive himself that day.
Wait for it.
That's crazy.
My god, I love these Drake edits.
It's so true.
I knew it at my own.
Might have been fun!
I'm kinda like my own.
It's so true.
What's how Michael, I told you be careful, huh?
You have big eyes and small face.
I like it.
Watch your WeChat.
Bro, ask for my WeChat.
How will Michael, I told you be careful, huh?
I might give it.
It's true though.
The view from bed in Vegas.
Got the sphere snooping the sphere knows everything the sphere has seen it all bro
There's not one thing they get away with the Vegas now because of the sphere
You think it's all tiny little images, but in reality, it's actually all tiny little cameras recording everybody's facial recognition
movements behavior patterns
I'm just saying
Bro, let his intrusive thoughts win.
Oh my god!
Is that really what people want to do?
I don't think I've ever wanted to do that.
Bleh!
Is that what he said?
That's a cute video.
Oh shoot and the fortnight emo goes wrong
You got a face full of whatever that is sauce and potatoes
Damn bro didn't miss lunch though at least
At least the weather is completely crazy. There are heavy rains happening in areas where it never rained before
Flood in the desert, Libya, September 2023.
Come on Bill Gates. What do you gotta say about this, huh?
What do you gotta say about this?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think it's time.
Hey, that's kind of wild though, right?
Imagine your first trip into the desert and you just see a blood happening before your
eyes.
You probably feel out of body.
You'd be like an out of body experience.
You'd be like, oh my God.
Also what are you doing in that situation?
Are you supposed to get anywhere?
What exactly
Dude, what do you even do? New ocean gonna be created in the new patch. That's what I love to see
Desert is getting reworked guys. The desert is getting reworked
Her you can't possibly describe Florida to someone in just the video you have to experience it
Did bro just Tokyo drift across the dash cam?
While a cluster-fudge of things is happening with the other cars, oh damn, with no accidents
caused, that's a talent.
Actually, I should have put a little bit of a chamba on it.
Oh no!
No!
Not the KFC worker!
He was gonna retire!
It was his last day!
The gay- the fricking Colonel got him!
Colonel lets nobody retire.
Isn't that crazy?
parallax effect
Your eyes are not deceiving y'all it is in fact and indeed not moving
duh
It's trying it's it's awaiting its its turn into the next universe
Emoji movie the sequel
Why is that song so addictive man?
Midsummer the sequel, uh-oh.
That actually be like super scary.
Imagine this is the air DMV that you arrive to and you just have these kids copping you
when dance moves? Bro, that would be like... that'd be the end of my night. There goes my
vacation on the window.
The Mosquito said, he is the one!
He is our Messiah!
Follow him!
He leads us to that crazy...
Brawl is the Mosquito Shepherd.
Brawl is literally the Mosquito Shepherd.
Look at this guy. Look at this guy go to work man.
Brought a cover his mouth for a second too.
You saw that?
They wanted to get inside of the shepherd.
God damn.
Look at that, leading them to the light.
Damn dude.
How'd they know to fall about light?
Is it just like they go with whatever's the bigger shiny in the situation?
We follow the Baker-Shatty-Know.
The Roman Empire is that pigeon's work domesticated by humans 10,000 years ago, only to be suddenly
abandoned in deep dirt.
They barely build their own nest because they don't know how, and they're undergoing
to live around humans because that's all they know.
I actually really like the pigeons. They are a little dirty, but that's not their fault.
You work in a grocery store and the boomers keep on just expiring, and you won't honor it.
The cat is going Super Saiyan Caring Mode!
I've never seen you go...
Dead.
She couldn't escape her destiny.
Oh my get!
I mean she is wearing the reindeer's though.
You must suffer the consequences if you're going to be one of them.
Hey baby.
They was like hey baby, how you doing?
I see you fresh meat on the black.
BREAKING NEWS!
BREAKING!
Yeah, not just parents, me too!
A mother's blood curdling screen echoed through the store as she discovered live worms and maggots wriggling out of her purchased Reese's candy
Can you believe that?
It is not an isolated case as a similar occurrence was documented in 2019
Shockingly Reese's has not initiated a product recall and continues to distribute these potentially harmful candies to children
That was a big piece
This is not an isolated incident either. Tragically a seven-year-old girl lost her life
What?
I've never even heard of that candy.
Is that outside of the US?
Alright, I'm gonna stop the fish right there.
Basically, upon further investigation though,
The Reese's Cups were an isolated situation. It was a Walmart that just never threw out their candy
It was extremely old and expired Reese's Cups and that's where the incident took place was apparent
Decided let me buy the on sale 50 cent
Three-pound bag of Reese's Cups bring it back home and then lo and behold would you would you look at that?
maggots rolling around in the chocolate oh my god maybe don't buy the three year
old racist bro and it takes so long for for freaking chocolate to expire can you
believe that imagine purchasing something that takes literally 10 years to
expire I would never trust it not with my life
damn y'all it's the fastest sandwich maker I know
A but is it the fastest clean up or though?
Is it going to be the fastest clean up or clean up on aisle seven?
What are these MFs in the UK?
Bro, it's the it's the what purpose?
The second
London is so funny for what purpose
Oh my god, it's your classic Valorant player, everybody.
Broplay, Broplay, one match too many of Valorant.
He said, okay, one more before the night.
Before we end things for the night.
Oh hell, there's daylight over there, right?
Broplay all through the morning.
Blue up.
Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies have you ever seen lightning
from clear blue skies why'd I get me got a date have you mean lightning from
clear me why did I have a scene lightning from clear
mode guys
they'll careful with that lightning though that's McQueen right there so I
bird. Nobody even noticed him in the watch right past him. A frozen bird?
Put him in my yushanka? What's that? That like a man purse?
It was very weak and he was going out to bed and warmed up the food so I fed and warmed him. Aw.
I hope this is not one of those videos that turned into, and he was delicious.
He made the perfect meat for my sandwich.
It's squeaked!
Hey, let's go.
Love me a good animal rescue story.
Can't go wrong with that
Y'all could hear this right?
Well, I'm not the only one broke
No, no, no, oh
Oh, hell no. He's going down. He's going down. Oh no. Bro, you gotta just like push yourself
that point. Yo, use that arm strength. Come on. Pull yourself up. You can do it. You
can do it. Just pull yourself up, man. I see those biceps. Oh my god. No. No. What
are you doing? Let go once you get back to that part. Just let go once you get over
oh my god oh my god
Rose is trying to film an innocent video you know what deserved blasphemy trying
to be Steve Irwin
He understands me, oh no.
Yeah, that Chewbacca looking at her like, special forces or special forces, not what I'm saying.
He understands me, oh no.
Oh, okay.
It could be a little acoustic, it's okay, everybody's got a little acoustic nowadays.
Part of the cool club now.
Chackstick all over let's switch to more.
Probably never.
I would never know how to do this, it wasn't for this video by the way.
It's crazy.
You just never know how to do that without this video, I was doing the Lord's work.
Is that true?
So they just look angry, but they're really very sweet, is what I'm gathering from this
video.
That's the case, right?
It's so fluffy!
Bro, it's so fluffy!
That's like 20 pounds of fluff alone.
Alone!
It's crazy.
The hug on this fair must be insane.
Literally the hug that this bro gives must be insane.
This is a work of art.
Oh man, just being in your house.
Both literally flashes this at you.
This is a work of art.
And then you can't sleep the rest of the night.
Yeah, that's pretty good catch, though.
You believe that?
Imagine that little thing.
up your spectrum. What's happening? God, a day awakened god's all already. What the heck
What the heck is going on here?
The commentator says, so you're telling me we got SCP 096 before GTA 6?
What the heck is that?
What am I missing?
You think Bros is just gonna die?
Yeah, he was, that was his last day on Earth, that was percent.
Literally my man's last day on Earth.
That's kind of cool.
But are like, you upside down as well?
because then that'd be so uncomfortable having the blood rush through your head
like that
very futuristic
you're upset because we made friends with your cat
you're unreasonable people you're holding our cat go in your yard and say
mercury go home don't come in our yard anymore
she's a cat she doesn't speak English
it's a cat dude
really okay all right well we'll have the police department figure it out
I
Jesus Christ
Oh, I get it
Bro didn't want the cat to go into the but like how are you gonna control that isn't that your responsibility?
Your pet just all of a sudden goes into the neighbor's yard
Why are you holding that freaking neighbor responsible for that?
Cat looks like it's chillin though
do we have here the seeming anyone on a first date any football supporters
Why does it look more AI than the actual AI?
So accurate!
Nah, it's comedian.
Super realistic though, right?
Okay, but the Crazy Frog soundtrack's a little too much.
that's just way too far I can't imagine getting a prank pulled on me and then
I got the crazy frog girlfriend soundtrack playing in the background
what do you mean sure are you mad at me
day two of talking to my boss like an insecure girlfriend alright so I'll get
it to you by the end of the week yeah sure what do you mean sure are you
mad at me? He was let go immediately. Oh god. She tried keeping the things and throwing
a fit and fell and hit her head. Damn and they say karma don't exist. Conveniently though.
It does exist conveniently. What it needs to. What it needs to teach you that lesson.
Come on, Earth are these creatures?
That looks like a bear kind of got jiggy with it with some paws on it.
And then they made these two beautiful children.
How's this?
What are you doing?
Bro is just trying to sleep in peace.
What are you doing?
He is for his life.
He is about to be eaten by this dude.
I'm gonna do a Hoi Yan a random shot.
Gonna get Hoi Yan a random shot.
Bro is so confused.
Bro thought there was a terrorist.
There was a terrorist attack incoming.
Look at this.
They said, oh hell no.
Please, not today, not in my shop.
Sensitive content.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, cover your mouth.
Cover your mouth right now.
sensitive content
whew
bruh kicked
whew bruh kicked something
stabbed him right in the foot
god damn
pretty sure he's dead then
my car is humping me out
yo that's the fastest worker
that's the fastest worker in the world right there
That's going Ultra Mode.
What the heck?
Bro, push that bullet right through the metal. That's crazy.
He's a little bro blinker and turned on my liftoff.
He's having a blast.
Man, I wonder what that hamster actually feels like on this.
Is it running knowing that it's like about to die or something?
It's crazy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hell no.
Bro really did sack by himself.
Damn.
I mean, he is the one that opened the door, though.
I would expect nothing less.
Your rap name is...
Who the fucker?
Oh, shoot. Why is it accurate? It's a little too accurate. I
Tried to do that if you win in 30 seconds trend. Oh
My god broke up
Got violated by the tiktok filter. Oh shoot. Oh
That might be grounds for like some suing
Got BAM!
The librarian chasing me after I moved all the women's rights books into the fiction section. Oh shoot.
Oh shoot!
Why does this remind me of the Neverending Story?
Kind of reminds me of that.
Hey, we're getting a glimpse of the handiwork over here.
The dog, dude.
Oh shoot the dog that is intrusive thoughts win on this one
There's a good boy, there's a good boy
Okay, wait was that put bro that was posted by Accu whether what the heck that's crazy. I used to have that up
Now she for real chase $1 this is the dollar on a hook scenario
Okay, but at what point you realize like this thing is just gonna keep flying away
doesn't realize the man oh my god she's still going good lord good lord sometimes
just gotta let it go. It's the Daerys!
The paste-off at the end!
Can you imagine that?
Peacefully reading a book, having some tea and crumpets.
Next thing you know you have this one yelling.
I'd be flabbergasted.
The dubious little creature getting up to mischief. This is no good
The beast is demonic in nature very icky no good
Dubious little creature getting up to me something about this line
I got an angel watching me get a poor hand to try to cheat straight out of the bag
the beast is demonic in nature very icky no good
The peace is very much very icky no good
The model phase every time he stops talking
Hey, that's that's mowing comes first mowing comes first
You can't be slacking on the news when you open the McDonald's bag and they got your order on
but early it's something else they got one job one job
this is what homeschooling does to people
Man, imagine, imagine how much, how much clout, how much energy must feel knowing that you're
getting a bunch of middle-aged men out, pent up over the situation.
I tried to wash my stinky cat and he took off my shirt.
Gotta hate it when that happens.
Yeah.
It's so annoying when your stinky cat fricking takes off your shirt.
This is me. If you even care.
Definitely got hit by a truck.
That last frame though.
⏠
👻
😱
Lock him up make sure he never gets out
Make sure a little bro here never gets out
Lock that dog up
This is one tiny chef could not get
We are passing on the tiny chef show.
It's okay.
I'm okay.
Yeah, the tiny chef is so real.
But good news, one year later I believe
they got the tiny chef on Paramount Plus.
us. Kanye West, one random night on October 8, 2022. What was bro searching for? Mark Zuckerberg.
Yes. Interesting. That is a fun fact. Oh boy, not this guy. Why are we googling this guy?
not good. And next we have... Oh my god... Oh my god... Well, Kanye West sure is something.
Oh
Gitty Roach Gitty Roach
That's when you get that good German poison
than your free to check the king. No, Ron, no!
Sickest beat that was dropped in 2023.
I'm not gonna fight myself. I know you can't, and I can't wait.
Do you want to stop taking damage? No, I'm not.
Holy, to you, I have to go on. I know it.
Not me, not my me.
Damn.
Wise words.
Wise words to remember.
Sometimes, barking just gets the job done.
Just that guy shows speed.
Yeah, that's pretty good though, right?
I find it impressive.
PS4 users trying to play the new Spider-Man.
What could happen?
Not ain't good.
Fortunately it ain't good.
We had that turbo engine sound and then 3, 2, 1 blast off.
Hey, slip fail though, come on.
fail that is the reality though of everybody trying to do it the classic
juby slide they forgot it rains in Vegas oh boy is that 30 billion dollars down
the toilet? Uh-oh. Nah. I think they were just posting some software update on it.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, and it's got caught in the wind. I've been picking off forever.
Or I would have gotten taken out.
I'm having the best day ever because my ponytail looks so good today.
I
Think hers looks better. Look at that. It's got that nice rat-looking
Fitness to it, and I think that's in right now
But he actually tried to stop it though that's crazy
I can imagine the weight of that smack must have been like 3,000 tons.
Fingers like that.
Hey, y'all bring snacks?
I brought a...
A Zola over here.
bring any snacks to this party tick-tock party that we have in so you began to
investigate
you believe this by the way can you believe this
damn that's getting micro poisoned by partner you would eventually end of the
hoping that you can collect it for insurance money.
You are supposed to trust the ones you like,
but sometimes there's money.
I feel like you legitimately need to have
a piece of your brain broken.
Like some neurons ain't firing
in a certain section of your brain
for you to even contemplate carrying out the action
that is, because I'm sure many people think about it,
but carrying out the action of like killing somebody
is wild, wild.
I don't even know how people do it with animals. That's crazy to me
Unless it's like in a survival situation, right? It's you or me though, you know
Little pup man, I haven't heard
Of little pump in forever, dude
I'm gonna hit you on the brick real quick.
I ain't gonna hold you on like a man with an arm.
Just tilt one to the side right here.
Watch this.
Spray this spray.
You never remember the day.
Don't look too slow to keep up with what my man is saying right now.
You jude up like Santana.
You go back and forth like Aliyah.
Don't laugh too hard because they don't see this chocolate kid on one of you like Cabernet.
Stevie Wonder says, seeing is believing.
Would you say that's whiter than Tammy Seltzer and the Snowflake?
I mean, yeah, yeah.
That's pretty cool.
That's just what it is.
You jude up like Santana.
If I had your hands, I'd cut mine as well.
Oh my god, I love this guy man, this is a good guy.
Hey, how's it going?
Little pump, flabbergasted.
Little pump, huh?
Yeah.
No way, no way that this guy's life didn't flash before his eyes.
When you get that close, dude.
Like, you don't even know if you're gonna have enough friction to be able to stop yourself.
It's crazy, it's a little pump to the left. I think he is.
I think he is.
Bro didn't want nothing to do with it.
It's like, oh, hell no, I gotta walk a whole mile with this girl.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Sorry, umbrella is broken.
Y'all hear about the story?
It was like some dude that dropped a million dollars in one dollar bills across this land.
That's crazy.
Hey, that's America right there.
That's America.
OHHHHHH STAY TRUE TO AMERICA!
BRO STAY TRUE TO AMERICA!
Damn.
Glasgow.
me some local phrases
well it's very hard to bring them to me
this is the thing it's all like it's all
like your eyes and your mouth
your eyes, you understand
hahaha
it's very difficult to understand
but that's what an accent can be
even more difficult
there are words and phrases
oh my god it's just that
so I'm on a mission to find some people
to help
that's crazy
I just know my co-tar girlies are here.
What's that?
Besides that comment, though, uh...
Isn't that beautiful?
Look at the scenery.
It's gotta be cold as frick, though.
Cold as frick.
Okay dog knew the assignment dog knew the assignment damn that's cold that was cold
I don't remember why I catered to this one.
I think I just liked the filter and I didn't want to lose track of the filter.
It's gotta be that.
There was no other reason.
Literally no other reason.
Three, two, one.
I think that filters are fun though.
You guys ever play that?
I think we'll have a lot of fun ones.
Oh, this guy's about to die.
I think we'll have a lot of fun ones.
I have a lot of fun ones.
Oh, this guy's about to die.
Let's watch him die together.
Psych!
Dude, look how tall that tower is!
That thing is like exiting the atmosphere.
Oh, oh, dirty.
The FNAF movie behind the scenes.
animatronics
I don't know
how it goes
You're beautiful too, don't trust me.
So good.
Oh man.
Maybe you've seen the movie.
I haven't seen the movie.
I heard it was not good.
Hi Freddy.
That's all. That it was just not good.
It's giving like police down that metal slide
box.
But I respect the fact that he got one slide in and that's the one that he did.
that back. Something is good, something is not. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Hey, to be
Really real though, Australia's got some freaky creatures, man.
Australia's got some type of hookup with scene.
Is that drugs?
This is like the cartel talk right here.
of you ever wanted to be on the cartel talk here it is right here bro yeah he
loathes upon kilos on that boat on that little banana boat of theirs for some
reason the Disney search the search is Disney 100
What the fuck is that?
That's just dropping on earth, nigga.
Whoa!
UFO falling from sky?
Don't let it take our take us down.
That might be a plane, fool.
But that might be a plane, gang.
What the fuck?
Nope!
Now how the F you pepper spray yourself
Man why people got a cause of scene and a target and a Walmart. Oh my god
Bro really did he really did pepper spray himself. Oh my god, but hey, he took it like a champ though
I mean this regard the fact that he just pepper sprayed himself bro took it like a champ
He basically gave himself a warning
Saying hey this could happen to you
I'll be scared. Okay chill chill
He's gotta prove something to himself.
Mine is well be this.
It's the whimpering of the...
I can't!
And bro doesn't even want it.
Bro just wanted the price.
Oh, hell no.
They're about to get crushed.
Deceased by box.
And imagine hearing that too while you're holding that thing. I just needed the price, bro
Strongest worker I know literally was
I should see if Luna does that
So cute so cute
me at a red light pretending not to see the hobo at the window I
Think literally everyone can relate to this
Literally everyone can relate to this bro
I get that in the hole, go hit the window.
That's just getting a little too scary.
In case you need a little makeup tutorial.
Holy if you thought it was all over I
Mean who wouldn't that's the that's like somebody's that's most people's like worst fear man you get into the car
You chilling you vibing the next thing you know someone's creeping up on the back seat
grabbing your throat
Life flash before your eyes in that moment
All right, let's see if they got this
Hey, perfection!
That's the perfect slickback that I've seen in years.
My whole life has been a lie.
Hey, is that the Disney tree right there?
Trees in Disneyland.
Dude, that's what they should do, so that this way we don't have to deal with all
that pollen when we get there.
That's what they should be doing, man.
Another classic birth update, by the way.
Tree's getting that patch update right now.
Very nice.
Another slick back.
Crame just got crushed in via the pavement.
And those 11 herbs of spices came in.
You know it, you know it.
That's the secret recipe right there.
I'm trying to clear this out as we can.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not looking.
Okay, what the hell?
I
Dying live
Gotta love that and at the same time imagine dropping the sickest beat of 2023 while you're dying
She
No, not that glass no no not that glass
But the glass please
Yo, is this the Titanic?
The sequel?
That'd be kind of scary though, what the heck is this, a room flooded on a carnival cruise
radiance.
Oh, hell no dude.
Oh hell no, middle ocean.
That happens.
What would have been really hilarious is if somebody whipped out their phone and started
playing the salindi on song that my heart would go on?
Oh my god.
The fear that would strike into everybody's souls.
Gotta make that happen.
I had a nostalgia vacation to earth and I just wanted to try the ancient art of vlogging.
I don't know how many of you remember this, but a couple hundred years ago, this
This is all a huge vacation spot.
And now it's just kind of falling into disrepair.
You might be wondering why I'm doing this trip
in such a generic meat avatar.
But if you remember, back then we had no AI bodies to it.
So you couldn't go travel infinity
with something managing your body
and taking care of it for you.
You were really trapped in your physical
and mental experience.
Why would I spend years traveling to Earth
in such a risky form?
Really, it's just once you've had thousands
years of infinity to explore. Limitations start getting really exciting. So I'm taking a little
nostalgia vacation to Earth. Damn. I think Bro's first destination spot was Vegas, right?
I don't know how many of you remember this, but a couple hundred years ago,
this was all a huge vacation spot. I think...
The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colors is to hide how dirty they are.
Look at all that dust!
That's wild.
Oh shoot!
Oh my god!
Damn.
That's one of the wildest ways to go.
So we're here today to talk about the continued performance of the game.
Starbucks and Played Fire for wearing out earbuds.
Specifically what we're going to talk about is wearing your earphones or earphones repeatedly after several coaching conversations on the show.
And then we have...
I like that.
And then we have one...
The song, the background.
Okay, so I have on March 2nd, March 7th, and March 8th,
She's supervisor Layla Dalton was wearing her airpods, wireless earphones,
while on the clock and working a shift on the floor.
How are you going to get the airpods?
We got Milka.
How are you going to get the airpods?
We got the popcorners, sweet chili.
I don't know what to start with.
I'm here for bringing that to our attention.
I feel like this is the perfect video to snack to.
Why has Tyler's been doing it since over a year ago?
Thank you for bringing that to our attention.
We'll look into it and we'll take that to them there.
I would like to just have a reason why am I getting the right up
Magic excuse your actions
Imagine excusing your actions by
Using the race card
I can't talk to you guys. I need it okay. I can't work through it today. I need to go home.
Okay, I gotta go home now. I can't work today.
You can do that.
Okay, I can't work today.
I can't.
Huh?
Why are you discriminating?
Huh?
I don't understand what I did wrong to you.
It's all because I'm black. I don't understand.
Plot thickens.
Why is she crying?
Why is she crying, man?
Can you two wear them on different days?
Different day conversations with your store manager.
You can continue to wear them on different days.
Why does Bro need to cry over this situation?
That's all I.
A safety arrest?
It's a food safety arrest?
Oh, no.
Where is Tyler's right up before mine?
And why is my right up before Tyler's?
No, why is mine before Tyler's?
It's because I'm that.
You're not giving Tyler this, you've talked to Tyler about me many, many times.
Now they're on an L.O.A.
you
It's the it's the stop talking man breaks my heart Rose going through something
An immense ocean lies beneath the Earth's surface, surpassing the combined size of all our oceans on land.
To elaborate further, this ocean is located an astonishing 400 miles below the Earth's crust.
Breaking fish!
It is not merely a liquid, solid, or gas, but rather a distinct molecular structure of water concealed within the Rocky Mantle.
The scientists stumbled upon this revelation while analyzing wave patterns which revealed the presence of water beneath the surface.
By calculating the speed of these waves, researchers were able to ascertain the type of rocks that contain the water, ultimately leading them to identify ringwoodite as the host.
Remarkably, their investigations unveiled at ringwoodite can hold up to 1.5% of its weight in water.
The immensity of this unknown realm surpasses our reach, warping even the vast expanse of oceans on our terrestrial domain an astounding notion, unveiling its secrets could furnish scientists with vital clues about the origins of our planet, bolstering the hypothesis that Earth's water originated internally, rather than being delivered by celestial bodies like asteroids and comets.
Isn't that crazy?
I shall provide regular updates on this fascinating development.
Thank you Mr. Fish.
Yo, I'm my mama fuck orange theory. I'm finna put a brick on my boss's fucking gas pedal on that
And that's it finna it's quite the scary scene and car crashing into an orange theory fitness center in Cheltsford
I mean yo, I'm my mama fuck orange theory
I'm finna put a brick on my boss's fucking. Oh, dude what he was about to say
the moves are fired the moves are kind of fire bro I don't care what sale this
guy's got man don't look out the moves like that you get any opportunity you
You can.
See.
He got that Skelo booty.
Let's go.
Panera bread breaking the tooth.
Mustard or ketchup.
There's still humanity in this world.
Let's see.
Let's see what happens here.
Grow eaten aloof.
Okay.
Aloof and water, okay.
Girlie over here wasn't having it.
Says, no, that ain't a proper nutritional meal, my guy, here.
Let me bring you something that packs a little more punch.
Okay, but I am, I am gonna say this though.
What if Bro wasn't looking for all those carbs and calories?
What if Bro just wanted his loaf?
That's crazy.
Sharing it with the little girl.
We probably didn't need any of it.
Sharing it with everybody.
Okay, but I am gonna say,
imagine buying something for someone
and then just having them see,
like give it to everyone else is kind of annoying.
Your parents casually looking for a public restroom before you crap your pants?
For real though?
They're not suffering, they don't know what's going on.
Next pit stop, next rest stop.
Five miles away, you can hold it.
You can just hold it.
You wouldn't even notice if you're punched in line.
Yanga dick!
I'm literally behind you.
What does it take for me to get a dick burner?
You can trim the guts, stick it out.
You wouldn't even notice if you're punched in line.
I'm literally behind you.
Yanga dick!
I'm literally behind you.
God, it's so good, man.
It's so good. Everything is...
So many things happening in this one.
God I love it.
Let's see if this trap will chop off my fingers.
Please, please, please.
Before we test my finger, let's test all this.
Woo!
Banana.
Not the banana.
Care it.
Like so my fingers didn't fall off.
Woo!
Oh, actually, did it!
My fingers are too strong without a scratch eaters
I know I ain't no way you guys believe that it was gonna do it
Ain't no way you thought he was actually gonna do it, bro
That is shy you don't take care of it
And believe in us God did
Someone literally hit the skip dialogue button on him Why is Khaled like that?
When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to give me your meat, more meat.
All of your meat.
I want all of the meat.
to give me more when your actual poll a ordering you got hey oh what is happening
this is where the acoustic videos come out I want all of them you've got to give
broken handle all that
yeah, spooker man
yo, he don't need to be doing that much
okay, calm down
ain't no way bro is getting paid enough for that
no way bro is getting paid enough for that
This is the official nutter butter tiktok account, they messaged me, and I didn't respond.
Ghost in life here.
Do I peanut butter?
Yes I do.
You want cookie?
What the heck?
Okay, give it a rest.
I made it.
Anyway, this is what I got.
Also, I did not give them my actual mailing address, just to be clear.
Jesus Christ.
Frank's
peanut
liquid.
Frank's
peanut liquid.
Frank's
peanut liquid.
this is the official nutter butter tiktok that's wild bro
nutter butter is wild dude
hello king do you peanut butter?
god stay right here
got the classic nut sweater
looks like stinky peanut butter
that's crazy but the interaction alone
is the real reward right
Oh man, oh man, that's everybody's worst nightmare right there.
When the wheelchair rolls up to you, and they waiting, they waiting, it's not like they
can use another stall, they waiting on you bro.
damn
She really thought bro is throwing up some gang signs
She's so unfortunate.
She's like honey let's get out of this neighborhood.
I think we are targeted.
Gerard Piquet falls through a hole trying to sign shirt.
Whoa!
And there he goes.
to the next one.
So sad.
Of all the days for a little bro, the day was not the day the day was not the day
So said
There you go, oh psych that was the last straw
So said
Yeah, you know, you don't even want the ice cream anymore.
At that point you're not even hungry.
Wobble it, give it to the next person.
I find it odd how so many people struggle with parallel parking.
It's not, like, that complicated.
Unless you get nervous.
If you're getting nervous and you don't want to do all those attempts that you might need
to, like, get the car angled right, then I'd understand the peer pressure you're facing,
the anxiety ramping up.
But otherwise, you just gotta be like, okay, who cares, man?
I don't care if there's a line of 50 cars behind me.
I got to park in the sticky situation, okay?
Hey, they almost got it though.
I think they got this.
They got this in the bag champ.
He's a little too close to the other car, right?
But I mean, I would just, I would just park right there.
Put it in park hall today.
You ain't gotta do more than that.
You're a little on the line, but hey who cares? Park it, call it a day.
Bro said nope.
Okay though.
Hey, clean! Clean!
I'm sure there was like 30 cars went through this doobah.
Robbery in the middle of the freeway.
Los Angeles freeway.
What they just hit the car and started robbing the place?
Now that looks more personal than it is random.
I mean they knew these guys. Also they really left their cameraman behind.
Sheesh.
Part 3, the unboxing.
I'm scared of what?
what
an accident on the sip of that thinking you're going to enjoy a nice coconut
refresher and then you just get in a mouthful of mold. Bro. Oh, bro, that's like
the... that's like cordyceps growing out of that thing. Ayo, she would have been
patient zero if she sipped that. That's what's crazy. She would have been
Patience zero holy
Yikers
I was walking around and I thought I heard a man coughing and this is what I saw
Goddamn. When the dog sounds human.
Okay, just hold your head still.
What are you doing?
I'm just picking up a nice thing.
Why did you learn how to do this?
I'm practicing.
Since when?
You're going way too low.
Oh hell no, dude, what are you doing?
That's a war crime right there.
That's a war crime, bro.
I'd be nervous too, practicing since when.
And if you don't say at least two years, I'd be like nah you can stop right now
Message in a bottle
I'm not sure, what's this reader?
They weren't able to get the message out.
Oh, they're ashes.
Oh, what?
Oh, no.
Where are they?
They're the ashes of Jeffrey.
If found, please throw a bottle.
And bottle into outgoing tide so I can continue my journey.
Oops.
I'm going to throw a bottle and bottle into outgoing tide so I can continue my journey.
That's crazy.
That's crazy!
Geoffrey's new home is now the beaches of Australia, which I guess isn't so bad.
The fake violin hand handle exposed.
Espacito on the violin.
It's funny.
The person that's recording this is actually doing them a favor because it looks like there's
more of a crowd there for them.
to get the other people intrigued.
It's a whole ways despacito.
So for some context, Bro's not really holding the violin in the correct way apparently.
Bro's finger placements all over the place.
This guy actually plays violin so he knows and he's trying to expose him.
You're a fraud. You're a fraud. You haven't exposed you in social media. You're a fraud.
Thank you for what? Stealing from people? What? For stealing? Thumbs up for stealing?
Number one, what? Go buck? Go buck?
One in doubt? Pretend you have no idea what the person is saying.
speak English we can all live together
Ricky crazy son of a bitch ain't no way I'm living with that motherfucker
Ain't no way he gonna live with you
She think I just clipped the governor Rick
We can all just gonna move on to the next one
We can all live together
He did not do that. Muchas gracias.
Muchas gracias.
Oh, shit. Wait, this might actually be the weekend, though.
God, damn, muchas gracias. This is hilarious.
Sent.
Gotta love the balloon well for that, man.
Gotta love it when the Balugas pull the pranks!
They just know that the kids...
Kids are not as smart.
God, that must have freaked her out so much too.
The Baluga knew exactly what it was doing.
Like,
He knew exactly what it was doing.
Sneaking someone through the border on patrol...
Prank.
the border yeah I lash my eye yeah you have an ID sir yes yes sir we're
heading to right now
what about you guys you have an ID
oh I think the last thing you wanted to do is act nervous but it's the it's the
point of the prank they're going to scan
No sir, there's like, there's like a, I don't know what they're talking about.
No sir, it's a yes or no.
It's a yes or no.
uh-oh
He's just asleep bro bro he's just asleep hell no
No.
Yeah, that's got to be the craziest prank.
Jesus Christ, risking your life for this prank and jail time too.
I'm not sure what they can get other than this disruption, I think, for wasting the
authorities time or something like that.
That's wild, man.
That is dedication right there.
You're trying to wake me up?
Get him all the way over there and get him to let me work the big captain for himself.
I'm going to get him to try.
I
Dogs like nope all clean
and illegal being in and out of the show in the same way as today.
It's not allowed to take it.
Nah, Homie was just sleeping.
Come on now.
Homie was just sleeping.
Trying to push it to another level,
but we can just go on our way.
We think you're just going to keep going over right now,
huh?
Right.
As we're pulling this prank, we
have to be able to just win by it, OK?
There's two agents here.
We're shutting down this checkpoint
because you all smashed this government checkpoint.
You're not going to be opening it with two border
patrol agents, and these three.
So now, because of this prank that y'all think is funny,
We have this checkpoint, a government check, immigration checkpoint is now open because of you guys pulling these pranks.
Y'all think, what do you think? Are things just gonna go? No.
We're gonna go ahead and take care of the situation, because you're not gonna be coming to my check.
Hello man.
How y'all doing?
Hey.
Hello.
Hey.
Hold on, I want to see how he handed in the ID.
What are you heading today?
Uh...
Your National Guard or what?
Uh...
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
No.
We're heading from the border.
border sorry we're headed from the border uh yeah all right yeah it is yeah yes
sir we're heading to right now um
the handshake bro what about you guys oh hell no the handshake bro
Yeah, you can't be wasting government officials' times like that, man.
I can only imagine two being that person in line being like, good Lord, all this waiting
hours of waiting for this prank.
It's the sloth.
We're gonna get you home safely, buddy.
Get you home safely. Oh it's reaching for me now. It's reaching. Oh he's going for
me. Brr, you did not just throw a sloth like that.
Okay, but like what's the worst a sloth gonna do?
Except maybe grip you like crazy.
I don't know what a sloth grip looks like, but I guess if it was gonna like wrap its
claws around your hand or something.
Who knows, right?
You may never see that hand again.
Oh my god.
With pleasure.
street food.
Hey that's a whole meal right there though.
It's a whole meal right there, that's a lot of food.
It's true though.
Wheeeeee!
When the horse does the slickback, god damn, we got horse slickback before GTA 6.
Spider-Man just go home.
I love that soundbite by the way.
Not soundbite but sound.
I'm gonna call it the sound.
Whee-woo-woo-woo-woo.
This slide looks kind of creepy now.
Whoa.
Okay, this part right here, this part right here would be horrifying.
L this part right here be horrifying dude
As you casually just get whirlwind into a sinking hole
That's full of fine, bro
You don't know if you'll ever see the light again. I think that happens dude
That's crazy, but also fantastic. I would be slightly worried about entering the back rooms, but
but maybe worth.
Maybe worth.
Oh.
Oh no! My Airpods!
I dropped my Airpods!
Man, I dropped my Airpods!
That's the only one I have!
The only one I have.
A shame!
Thank you.
Oh.
He was so close too.
All he had to do was hand her the drink.
Thank you.
Oh my god bro.
He was so close dude.
And if you notice real closely now, Bro still had a smile on his face while he was falling.
Now THAT is Cuthner's service, look at this. Bro's smiling all the way down.
Scientologist Defender loses it.
Is that a threat?
Ayo!
Is that a threat?
You know what you mean?
What you said there was a criminal threat.
That's a criminal threat.
You go to jail for that, eh?
Yeah.
Have a good day.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Huh?
I'm an automatic criminal.
Bro just lost his 10th Fortnite game.
He ain't having none of this.
He's had enough, bro.
I had a right to.
You didn't even touch?
Do you think that you're asking a question?
You're bothering him.
Too bad it's called the first amendment. It's protected by law. I have the first nerve right to speak out against the cult if you want to
Scientology is scary
That is quite travel to get what
You definitely huffing and puffing after that
There's some wild information that I have no way of knowing if it's true or not
Okay, I want to go pee and the smoke and activate cancer growth in the test home track
And here I'm trying to fight cancer and I'm loving peanut butter and jelly. Now let me tell you about jelly. Jelly is full of sugar. Sugar is acidic.
How did they discover that peanut butter can activate cancer in the growth? In the intestinal tract. Well this is how they discovered it.
They discovered that Filipinos were getting a lot of intestinal cancer and they did some research and they discovered that this intestinal cancer was related to...
ingredients in the peanut butter. So I'd be very wary about taking peanut butter.
Another thing that I used to love was popcorn. Come on, you're looking at a
stupid person right now. Yeah, I'm trying to fight my cancer. I'm suffering like crazy
this stuff. I'm crying ourselves to sleep at night. We've only been given so many months to
live and I'm loving peanut butter. I'm loving popcorn. Who would ever think
that popcorn is one of the most acid foods in the world? I used to love
Coke Coke Coke Oh, don't tell me Coke's bet. Don't tell me
I could drink a liter a day. Oh gracious me not once did mom college. It says
And I am hungry as crazy
What are you eating for breakfast? What are you eating for lunch? Why are you eating?
as the old mayorally nobody saying if you say, you know, I lived on trash. It's a miracle I'm a laugh today
day because I love trash. For breakfast I used to have stuff in a box poured in. I used to
have bacon and eggs, bacon, nitrates and nitrates and MSG, flavorants and all this kind of stuff.
I used to love white bread. White bread is brown bread bleached white and then it's grown
with all kinds and we produce all kinds of seed oils. I used to use marjorie because
my doctors told me eat marjorie marjorie is good for you until I saw an article
where you could drive a tractor on marjorie we talked about that next
anyway change your lifestyle change your life and you can beat your health
eat you quite often while working with the medical practitioner have a great
day God bless bye
did I love the thing is whatever bros yapping about there's no way in my
lifetime I would ever give up Italian food. I just love it way too much. I'd rather
die eating Italian food a couple years earlier than I would be surviving.
Isn't this wild? Imagine having a train pass by you that close while you're
trying to enjoy some food.
You see how she's like like this too? I mean nervous also. It's a scary thing
Let me have it in right there.
Hurricane in Alcapulco.
Yeah, hurricanes are scary.
We got a lot of earthquakes over here.
Hurricanes, tsunamis.
I don't want to deal with any of that.
Look at all that destruction.
I am so upset that the things that we did and the things
we fought for, and the boys that died for it,
It's all going down the drain.
Our country's going to hell in a handbasket.
Broga, trigger.
We got the country we had one.
Broga, trigger.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you're about to get killed,
but then they give you the egg.
Oh, God, it's the same.
So unfortunate, so unfortunate, bro.
You could have just committed.
She stopped screaming and everything.
Girl got the egg.
Ayo, bro, left evidence behind.
Oh my God, what an amateur.
Isn't that wild?
Isn't that crazy?
What are robots going to do next?
Hey, being able to balance a ping pong ball like that is pretty crazy.
and then do that.
Oh, who needs people when the robot can do it all?
It's gonna take over sports.
Oh my god.
Get down, Mr. President!
Jesus.
Oh, just...
And the crowd goes mild.
Goddamn.
Every Mexican family has a white point.
Mexican
The kitchen full of like 50 people
Hey, oh, it's not bad enough to get hit by one car imagine getting hit by the truck as the second car
Oh
Run to immediately that water
God damn did he make that alcohol face up before him
not really I think bro's contemplating it though oh baby you bro unlocked the
secret prize you all see that man sleeping Jesus Christ hey what's bro doing
I don't know there anyway.
Jesus.
Warranted. Warranted.
Who wouldn't want a pet cow? They're so cute. They're so fluffy.
Was it bro? Was it bro?
What is that anyway?
What is that anybody know what that is bro had massive recoil from the heat
bro couldn't handle the heat I love your shirt oh you notice it's
freaking freaking Santa Claus hey oh my mom got me this shirt I laugh so hard
when I saw it too I was like hey only a mother can get you this shit I swear
it's Santa it's Santa at the beach all right
next one
Grandma's like garlic powder
If that right there doesn't kill her right now
Bless her soul because that means she is made up her anatomy is made up of 90% of that garlic powder
90% of that garlic powder, bro
I like the the son in the background. That's insane bro.
Let me get my uh...
I can add a little closer to me. I want you guys close to me.
On my tablet over here.
This guy's real close. So I can taste you.
Just like this grandma's gonna taste her garlic powder.
POV pump gas in Atlanta face palm emoji
Never visiting Atlanta never gonna visit Atlanta for that
Where's this guy from I'm never visiting there to where's this guy from I'm visiting that state either
I'm coming off guard, I'm not gonna lie.
That's perfect, thanks.
Now we just need to do a social media background check and you're hired.
Oh.
I love the monkey, I love the monkey when it just drops its mouth like that.
It's so human at the same time.
Look at this
Love it so much
While the cat is chilling there, bro, I mean while the cat is just chilling there, bro
Come on now
And then he's calling him that
That's
Let's be honest here. That's Evelyn right there, right?
Evelyn is the neighbor and everyone's gonna be screaming at their neighbor like this if their cat went over there, right?
Everyone's very protective of the cat. I already know it
Jesus loves you. I love Jesus too thumbs up. That's soo ssss
Hey
Hey, that's the other type of Jesus right there that's the other type of Jesus right there is
Bro prepare for this Jesus
Is bro gonna have faith that this Jesus is inside them
Damn
Imagine just casually shop in here and what's going on.
I love this trend by the way.
Dude I remember seeing a video where it started with like, I don't know, three or four people
just crawling around in a random store and now they have like this army.
This army of people that just crawls now.
i love so much
when you had a drive-thru ordering
if you're ordering for it when you remember sam on a mail
i have no context
about what the speech was for
mayo
Sam
He delivers that was such like vigor. You know what I mean? Mayo for Sam. God damn it
I love it that it's like followed with a one more thing
Mayo for Sam
God your buttons funny
This is my average Friday night
Catch me doin' this, off-stream.
That's all I'm doin'.
I'm just playin' the ukulele on a...
Unicycle.
While doin' the hula hoop while wearing a duck mask.
That's all I'm doin'.
That's just me.
Every day.
Hey!
That shark's crazy.
That shark playin' too much.
Gotta be fish food.
Good Lord.
We know what gets too bad for you guys, because I have different volume on my headset, so I can't.
I'm not in pain. They have their own volume level.
That's so cool.
That's like everyone's intrusive thoughts that they want to do out of the park.
This guy is executing.
That hand-eye coordination...impeccable.
I think this dude was on America's Got Talent, or Britain's Got Talent, or...where was
this guy's one?
Nobody knows this, but on my person, I'm actually concealing $30,000 in debt.
Your depressive disorder in autism diagnosis in a Glock 19 and I'm waiting for the necessary moment
To pull it out and reveal it to all of these people
Because text for context, right? It's so funny ceiling thirty thousand dollars in debt
Me kind of so funny for context this guy this guy got viral because he
He made a video about saying he was like concealing an AK-47 on his persons
And he was like what showing around and it's basically like a coat that could hide it or concealer or whatever
And it blew up and then all of a sudden I love I love the route that dudes take and
Now he just does all these like mean things
Like bouncing off of that one video. I love us so much. I
Like the all my person keep it on
Autism diagnosis
He's so good dude.
I wish I knew how to play it with the guitar video.
This is how you break out of the matrix.
Hope you guys take notes.
This one is loud.
Okay, so I'm thinking if it's loud for me it's going to be loud for you guys.
You know what's funny?
design that's not even that good
and my ticket for tickets that's that's not really that good
they are you don't
why bro make a mess though
you have a look at flabbergasted too
at least he left a tip
as the pennies so can the
latte
That's just an average interaction in Ohio, bro.
That's literally your everyday interaction in Ohio.
Go to any coffee shop that's in Ohio.
It's the cat!
Andrei Avamski
By the way, this track is so fire.
You guys know what this is.
I have to show you.
Take a look at this chlug real fast.
I'mma plug this guy right now.
See what I did there by the way?
No way.
I've had this song?
Not the song.
I've had that one, like what do you call it?
Piece of music, if you will.
Stuck in my head all of last night. It's it was playing my head like against my will all of last night
I couldn't sleep
All I had was this like specific
That's all I had in my head. She's crazy
It's so good though
And that's the daily plug
all right
going back to
Go back to where we were
So freaking good man. All right, where are we at?
Bro was pissed
Hey, you see that see that's what I had might have missed it
You might have missed it. So take a look take another look
bro the tip jar the tip jar was empty at the bottom so when he grabbed it the
money was still there and then bro bro behind the counter was slick enough
cashier was looking to be like oh hell no oh hell no not today buddy not today
When the right person wins.
I think it's definitely number two or number eight.
Oh no, not that one.
That.
That kind of blended it though, so I guess two and a half.
I think it's supposed to be three.
But I think it was Kawasaki.
Kawasaki sounds right.
Wow, the house is pretty hooked.
It looks like the door is gonna cave.
What do you even do in this situation, by the way?
Coming into the water.
What do you even do in this situation?
I put everything up. I can't put it up any higher.
It's like water everywhere.
It's just raising.
Oh my God.
No, it's just raising.
It's taking everything up.
Cry?
It's so real.
Literally.
That's all you can do at that point, you just cry man.
God, when nature takes over and you just gotta kinda like, you just gotta take it.
Just gotta gotta take it, you know.
Nature will spring into your ear going shh.
Let it happen. Just let it happen.
Wow.
Dude, this motherfucker takes naps. I don't trust people to take naps dude.
I just found out he doesn't take naps dude.
Hey grown ass man, no. You're a fucking...
Dude, yeah, it's like dude, like the whole world's moving while you're napping bro.
It's fucking terrible.
I can't fuck with that. I just can't fuck with that.
I already know. Yeah, man.
Why does he hate Naps so much?
I don't take Naps. Fuck, that's for the fucking birds.
I just ain't doing this shit. I'm not taking a nap.
What is he?
Something happened to him when he took...
This guy took one nap somewhere at some point in time in his life.
The whole world's moving while you're at it.
Ever since then, he is like...
I just can't fuck with that.
He's trying to advocate against the Naps.
He is protesting against it. He is saying absolutely not. It is the devil's word. I don't know what happened to bro
But clearly it traumatized him. Clearly it's given him PTSD
He missed something while he was napping and now he hates it. So be that. Oh, you're right
That would definitely fuel up the little uh, this is what he missed. This is literally what he missed
He's so angry that he wasn't at the train station to be able to witness this for himself because instead he was taking that
You're right you're right
Wild explosion
Blind Bruce Lee
They got married life to be slated.
Am I tripping or is that the same white truck? Look, the white truck passes.
And in fact, what the heck? Bro, that is the fastest white truck you've ever seen in my life.
It's today that he's coming to buy my alliance, he was already very anxious, he already brought me there to buy my alliance, he's already here to buy my alliance
It took him a long time, but now he's going to buy my alliance, I don't know how long I've been here
And now he's going to buy my alliance
Something is very wrong this week
Mano nunca chega
É hoje que ele tá vindo
Ó, vai comprar minha aliança
Ele estava ansioso e ele já tá vindo
Aí, ó, pra comprar minha aliança
E já toma aqui
Pra ele comprar minha aliança
Demorou, mas chegou e agora ele vai
Hey Andrew, would you rather end world hunger or have a Dr. Pepper?
Uh, I'm gonna say it is a Dr. Pepper.
Gross, that Dr. Pepper.
He's keeping it real, at least.
Gross, keeping it real, at least.
Get him a Dr. Pepper ace out.
Or somebody else.
Good time.
Is this going to be a jump scare, is that why?
Don't touch electric water.
Guys, I always struggle with like doing one of these.
I'm going to try and do my best attempt.
It's very scary when you try to pop up in a bubble for the first time.
You don't know if it's going to like splash all over the place.
Oh my god!
I
Again what do you do in this situation
Yeah, now two things are happening Rose cars dirty
And he doesn't have Bob anymore
Very unfortunate adopted kid
Yoshi
I
Did kid
That's some Elma lower right there Elma lower
So good.
Sell a wheat?
That's a big word for Alma.
Aye.
That's the most average cat in Ohio.
The most average cat.
Can you imagine the first humans to ever witness a hailstorm?
Right?
The first human to ever witness a hailstorm.
What would you think of the deaths without having basic knowledge of how clouds work?
I guess this is why man.
This is why back in the day they were like, damn there's gotta be somebody out there.
There's gotta be somebody out there doing this.
Oh, I'm just walking, pretty charming at a rave.
Okay, let's be honest though.
That's actually ex-GC, right?
That's in real life ex-GC.
That's ex-GC on the juice.
The face juice.
Oh, hello.
Oh, that's going too far. Even for an Avenger, that's going too far.
The mother-fricker who discovered milk explaining what he was doing to the cow.
What was he doing?
What was Bro doing?
How did Bro discover the milk?
Wasn't the cow, huh?
Huh. Interesting.
Very interesting.
No, not good enough.
PLV, the doctor with my Peacups.
Yes! This is good enough, but not good enough for me.
Not good enough.
You smell like cotton candy.
You smell like popcorn.
Sexy cardamom is what I smell.
I'm almost certain that no not good enough that bro zones out of almost certain
yeah this is good enough but not good enough for me there we go not good
hey guys just came back from dance class
Michael what are you doing in my room
Why'd you lock the tour?
Hey guys, just came back from dance class.
Trying to get rid of this like, WWW, you know, like TikTok thing.
It's so annoying.
It's bothering me.
You see how it like switches sides?
But if I switch, if I go over there, we'll go away now.
Why'd you lock the tour?
Now I know the things.
Did anybody's souls leave their bodies when I saw this video?
What I tell you, the coach knows the best.
So shut up!
Do it again!
Hey, hey!
You were getting a one-star review and I've never heard of you do this call!
Do not hang up this call!
Hey, he made Daffy Duck mad!
I was supposed to play the game!
Well, I don't even know why I hired you.
I can suck you some harbor I want.
Jesus.
Isn't it so funny how your body like will actually tremble like that when you start flexing up?
Where's it just me?
I gotta be like stressed though.
I gotta be like doing my, I gotta be doing like my, you know, 50th crunch, obviously.
But yeah, I feel like the sun has been out drinking all night.
He did that Uno reverse car on her.
Very intelligent.
Very smart play.
We literally have the same where you paint.
I think so, I think so.
It's a very acquired taste for you, Paige.
When the concepts finally make sense after the exam.
After.
After the exam.
Oh, shit.
I dropped my wallet.
Oh, bro.
I dropped my wallet.
Bro, drop his wallet.
I dropped my wallet.
yeah
oh shi-
aaaaaaam
i dropped my wallet
who else has got the wallet
plain either watch
i dropped my wallet
he's done with it
oh hell nah these people got trains
just hop on one
Morning, Neil.
Day 4 here with Neil.
I saw nothing too important to me of so much in common.
He's back on the road, back wanting attention.
Turn in for more.
That's how you know you're in the right place then.
That's how you know.
Morning, Neil.
That's how everybody here is like-minded.
Day 4 here with Neil.
And you have the same for you page.
He's back on the road, back wanting attention.
It's Neil the seal, by the way.
That was Neil the seal.
how I got into debt.
You just walk away though, right?
Also, a couple things, right?
Why are you backing up like that?
In the museum. And the second, why is there just a random base in the middle of that museum?
Woo!
Ah damn god damn
Bro getting lost in that sauce look at that
She turned it up bro is turning it up
God damn
No, no, no, no, no why no no, no what no no no no no no no no no no
This guy's like really...
You like him?
That was really funny.
Seven year old mini-vibe into the song not knowing what it meant.
Nothing has nothing to do with learning how to whistle, by the way, nothing.
A-O.
Foul.
All of us been there.
It is what it is, right?
Messing with a goose again. I don't know why you would hey look at that thing running towards you
Leave me out of it. I ain't got no problem mr. Goose. I ain't got no problem
I feel like geese would make really good mob bosses
Picture that one in a suit, you know late little cigar hanging out of its mouth
It's got one of those like Tommy Tommy machine guns
game you get blasted
First order of business getting blasted
Oh good Lord!
Another one!
Ayo!
Her and garlic powder girl would get along real well.
Those two would get along real well.
Oh, jeez.
I love salt too though.
I'm such a...
Oh my god man.
Oh my god.
I feel like I'm such a sub for salt.
Why does it have to taste so good?
Is it, I wonder if it's like people's specific taste buds.
Because I feel like not everyone can be the same way.
I'm sure there's people out there
that like don't like too much salt, right?
My God, man.
My tongue just like gets so much dopamine signal
sent to my brain with salt.
Seed salt is what it's like.
You know what's better than sea salt?
I'm gonna tell you guys a little secret.
than sea salt is pink Himalayan salt don't get me started if you like sea salt pink Himalayan
salt is going to tickle your pickles.
Guarantees.
Oh, ma quiche!
Ma quiche!
Mi an amare!
Sacre d'oeil!
T'en vilain!
Oh, no!
With its little mittens up on the air.
Oh, no!
Mi an amare!
Look at this little mittens!
It's just a little cute little pig.
Mi an amare!
Ah!
T'en vilain!
It's okay.
It's just a little cute puppy.
Oh no.
Oh my gosh.
Nathaniel B. where are you?
So what are you doing in the situation you got this going on while you're trying to enjoy
your meal.
A fine establishment.
What do you do?
Yeah, this is exactly what they mean when they say they geek hard.
It's exactly what they mean.
Outside the game awards 2023.
Awards. Oh man, it's so cool. Jesus. Technology is getting there. Technology is getting
I don't know what role was he having about the way he was clearly looking for the Danny.
The puzzle bits?
I was like okay bro, hey Kevin's gotta go down to shit right?
Kevin's gotta go down to shit.
I'm okay. I'm fine.
You know for the mouse it is like the most
horrific sight
ever experienced in my life.
Just this demon like thing
crawling towards the upside down and playing with it.
That little mouse is like the living bottom of the
Let me tell you something, let me tell you something
Let me tell you something
The bodyguard bro the bodyguard is so freaking good
got a goal bro wasn't having it bro wasn't having it he said hey oh no let's go
hey dude kangaroos are like something else man how the heck do they even get
buff like that when they what do they use their arms for
Imagine it's legs, one kick to your jaw and you are done.
We're done.
Hey, we got the Sam Smith edition.
Let's go.
How do you not know?
What about Kangaroo?
Both of them?
Oh, explain it to me then.
Since you're the expert.
Explain it to me.
Somehow it makes it better.
I agree.
That's a true statement.
Pro actually said,
NONI!
Damn bro.
Bro said off the next Hiyoshima.
Neo.
Someone lives here, mate.
Neil the seal again.
Neil.
Neil the seal.
Someone with me.
Oh, Anomaly was asking about the OG song.
Neil.
Yeah, it's literally then.
Yeah, how do you know?
Someone with me, Mike.
Neil the seal.
I'm so glad I was able to discover Neil the seal.
$94 for the fucking dollar.
Are you kidding me or what?
For that?
How did you get a share, bro?
a
Gobble goo how much 94 hours
For that
How much 94 hours something about it something about the OG Italians man
Oh
G-Italiens man
Gale one making a sea level rise in terms of Denmark is no more
You know Denmark did something to bro. Denmark did something to bro
You try and take out Denmark one stone at a time
We'll get there
Apologies if you're in Denmark
Unfortunately, it'll be your last days on earth soon.
Love the body to make, I'll get enough of this.
Bevo Gulpso McMuffin.
They's a bit too much to catch up, but overall,
good luck.
Let's have a little bite.
Why doesn't bro two why doesn't bro of course he's a beaver
Why does the name match the the person a name has never matched a person so accurately before?
They said they said they thought
Yeah, what do you mean?
What do you mean? That's it for the rest of my
For the rest of my videos that
Let's get the plug in here
I'm walking out my windows.
A Gabagoo.
Hold on.
Let's do that thing again.
Who else works out like us?
How else are you supposed to use the machine by the way that's the right way to use it right
That's the in real life fruit gush right there
That's gotta take the vine. There's no way.
Tunnels only for Teslas take you underneath Las Vegas to avoid traffic. Only Teslas allow.
Is it only one car at a time that's a lot of
We'll be going up and down the street down the Fremont Street this tunnel
That's pretty cool though
Look at that. It's your average public school. Thanks to the government. It's crazy how the
filters are getting so realistic. All because of one fry. That one fry. Did you catch it?
one fry that fell set the tone for what's happening post this video it's
what set the tone it's Joker's origin story basically
get your egg noodles in and then no no don't put your egg
wrong noodle first of all and don't put your noodle in the broth you should
cook separately the broth need time to extract flavor out of ingredients you put
noodle in broth for that long it gonna be soggy and dead in the end
yeah cotton every step wrong so far what happening what happening the gas okay
that's right turn off good lord now give that a good mix taste a magic
Grating Gordon why and slaying at it to
You just tasting soy sauce in water
And then a little bit of salt and no
See we now
No, no, no. What he's doing. What he's doing. Oh my God. See it into playing water. What you doing, Gordon? See it in broad.
I don't know anything about cooking, right? But I love watching Uncle Roger critique Gordon Ramsey. So good.
from chair already see we're supposed to go in ramen last thing right before
you eat like go watch I believe I'm to make ramen we Joe see how it done nice
long sort of almost yeah Roger knows Roger this broth is getting better
taste here and deeper it gets him wrong good that what he's getting just taste
again good that's nearly there nearly where hell that where
tofu okay because vegetarian beautiful strands not my first choice but okay
just place that hey you gotta look out for the vegetarian right what in
in vegetarian ramen tofu replaced the pork belly so you need to marinate the
tofu first don't just serve raw tofu it just tastes like beans
marinate and he knows what's up
he ain't wrong
like a smorgasbord of delicious ingredients that look just like miso soup
where got ramen don't look like ramen at all if your ramen look like miso soup
you fucked up delicious ingredients that's where you got to take the note right there
if you're wrong look like me so soon and he keep lying you're already gone you're too far
gone sesame oil hi uh i think that's gonna be the only aroma oil he used sure the gas is off
only aroma oil that you made just a touch let it simmer the gas this just he just
This ramen, this not jazz, you don't just improvise
Get your red noodles in
Uh oh
And then
Oh no, don't
But I would give it a try
An Uncle Roger
An Uncle Roger authentic ramen bowl
Oh you guys, you want some orange juice?
No?
Okay, see you
Hey, that is such a behavior right there
Bye bye
Hey, these three kids were up to no good, that's for sure
I don't know. I mean no offense when I say this. I really don't. I would never trust
I would say in most countries, this country, any country around the world,
I wouldn't trust any street vendors with their food. It's just not sanitary. They do not get
Grated. Right. There could be rats living inside of their little ice cooler, swimming around in all their ingredients.
I just wouldn't entrust any of them. Bro, definitely Gulp and Salmonella in that one cup, for sure.
good first year and it's nice to have like the entire population of that
street just stare at you to it look at everybody in the back look at that dude
in the mask all the way back look at these guys man dude this would be like
some mid-summer type situation that I do look at they're all like following him
to
what were they doing there if they didn't want any orange juice huh
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what were they doing
The ultimate, ultimate seasoned chip.
Science can't explain it, but not every chip can get this season.
It'll mean like one, one to five chips in every bag that you'll get a chip this season.
Why?
God, I feel bad.
It's like, what are you doing?
God damn.
Kids today, man.
How could they think, how could they think this cool?
And then they just skedaddle, skadoodle.
They get out of there.
God.
Put that battery open.
Helps with the meows.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
helps with the meows helps with the meows
oh my god dude why was it so accurate too bro
Yeah, I love the comment on this video too somebody check this computer
Somebody check that guy's computer gotta be something on it. That's not right
I love that I love I love a video like this
So subtle too
You did such a subtle like
like such a
So good
Orca King
you
It's in that 10 potatoes.
Yeah.
Let's get right into that.
Bang.
Look at that.
Bang.
Two chew, gulp.
That's the rule.
It's in that 10 potatoes.
If bro chews longer than two chews, it's two chewy.
The food is just two chewy for him.
Finally, I can eat guys.
I'm at a big event right here.
The skin on the eggs is the best part of an egg by the way.
As you will see, as you will see it's displayed by another of them, Jeremy Fragrance himself.
It's so funny they make me two eggs like this and three eggs like this.
So it has a very specific reason why I'm eating eggs
Possibly I tell you in the future. Ooh, that was a lot of salt
They made it like I told them to
Four minutes X and three eight minute eggs
I'm at the fragrance fragrance show in Dubai
Man, I'm getting some eggs, guys.
I'm honoring Jesus with that.
Finally, I can eat, guys!
You need to say he's honoring Jesus with that.
I'm at a big event right here, and I'm not eating this.
Goddamn.
Eggs!
Go to power last please please please.
Jesus Christ.
Bro is begging.
Bro was begging for that.
Look who's back on the FYB.
How do you even do that?
Oh this is like the other video.
video bro to choose man it literally makes it look like it hurts to eat
It's so awkward.
It's so awkward and it's like fascinating at the same time for me.
over 2000 hours watched here. Damn Richie. Damn, Richie fighting for his life in that
top spot. I feel like, I feel like Therian might have you beat though. Maybe, maybe, I
don't know. Both of y'all would be close. Both of y'all would be close. For sure.
Pov POV if the sun exploded.
I love simulations like this.
Or is this a live video?
That'd be crazy, right?
The next Google search is going to be how to survive the sun exploding.
Answer you can't.
It's just the laws of physics.
to do what you gotta do I looked at the recap that's crazy it actually how many
hours oh have fun 2,000 why is the camera on the outlet it's it's part of my
schizo stream whenever I need to whenever I'm gonna put in a plug whenever
We're unplugging somebody, something, whatever it may be.
Ice cream machine at the library.
Okay.
Geniuses.
geniuses have the noisiest machine to ever exist just be planted inside of a library
you imagine you're just trying to study and somebody just keeps ordering ice cream
over and over and over
you so mad
now that's Christmas now that is Christmas
Why is Mario there by the way?
You all see Mario just casually there.
God damn. I think uh...
what's her face commented on the video? What's her name again?
Uh, Jenna Ortega. I remember seeing a random comment from her.
When I saw this.
Guess the shape before the time runs out.
Before the time runs out.
You know what it is, you know what it is?
You kiss and leave.
Guess the shape before the time runs out.
So obvious.
You kiss and leave.
Guess the shape.
You're beating a child's ass.
You got the clatter at us.
She don't have a son or a son.
You have a son or a daughter.
You're going to be home.
Bro, there's something about angry French that's so fun.
It's so fun.
I'm going to start being angry in French now.
Yuki's going to start hearing me be angry in French instead.
She's in her room.
You let everybody know where the baby is?
Yeah, she's in her own room right now.
Like a little teenager.
I love the comments in this video.
Eh, what's up, doc?
Eh, Triggs.
Hehehehehe.
What about that bug bunny look?
When you're at the Indian Christmas Function and they start doing karaoke.
Wait, what is that?
Look at that smooth transition though.
A smooth transition.
The husband isn't sleeping in that room, he's sleeping in that room.
He's just over here, behind the door.
Oh, look at that, lovely.
That's Yuki brother.
While I sleep, that's what's Yuki doing.
That's all Yuki's doing.
While I sleep.
Epic prank, pull your friend's exposed nerve.
Oh my god, it's so funny when you do that.
It's so funny every time you pull your friend's exposed nerve.
Definitely an e-slapper.
I've found one of these
in our backyard and
I was just
just as shocked. Although this one looks a little bit more crazy than the one I saw.
But potato bugs are so weird looking they are so weird
So I'm not surprised that this one went viral
This one looked like it ate another potato bug. Look at its face, man
Look at it. It's like ashamed of what it's did and the next thing you know, it's just like
Oh, I can't take it anymore. Take me out Johnny
Man potato bugs so weird
Is there something in the water or is that the water just like, there's got to be holes
in the water and it's just bouncing off, it's just vibrating up the walls, right?
Would you drink that water for, let's say, twenty-thousand?
20,000. 20,000.
Take that water.
This is how you really do it.
Perfection.
Dude, you're like taking off.
How do you not throw up after that by the way?
How do you not throw up?
How do ice skaters do it?
How do you not just like...
How do you even like coordinate after that?
I'm going to lump me watching the squirrel.
I saw my window blink, my full legal name in Morse code.
Literally, literally unbelievable bro.
Squirrels are the government's tool to spy on us.
They've got every squirrel trained in America, Canada, North America to just spy
and give valuable intel on the public
When your patient states it's only a mild cough
That don't seem too mild. Oh my god, Yuki. I just realized oh
Oh my god, I totally missed my allergy shots today.
No!
I'm gonna have to go like Monday then.
God damn it, how did I forget?
I never said a reminder.
I thought for sure I was gonna remember.
God damn it.
And there's no- it's already over.
It's already over.
Bruh.
Nah, I guess I'll just miss one week.
I'd rather keep it Friday.
Blue is my genius message. What was it?
You keep blue when he plays games for too long.
Oh, what on the pickle smasher?
You keep playing the pickle smasher, keep 0.0?
Give him a name, y'all. What do y'all name this thing?
The name of the, uh...
I don't know, that kind of looks like Warioff.
Wario, if he was in, uh, if he was Amish.
Daaamn, look at the, look at the sneaks on these people.
Look at these sneaks!
Shooooosh!
I gotta get me a pair of those.
Hey, they got the M-Log on the back too and everything.
God, daaamn, that's like...
That's like limited edition everything that they're wearing now.
They got that Nikki's limited edition.
Monkey!
Don't you feed him with your cat.
I wouldn't mind if Luna did it.
This soundbite is so good for these videos.
I love the sound of it.
The spider is back. What do I do?
This is Yuki's reaction by the way.
Yuki sees one spider in the bathroom. This is what's happening.
In the shower hose and everything.
Next thing you know, I'm coming home to flood.
Did she do this kind of move again?
That's true.
Oh, shit.
He's stretching under the head, bro.
Apparently it's an aquatic hamster.
Which, it's anything that just raises a lot more questions.
It's crazy.
it's very crazy call it gotta be on something I don't think he's on
spectrum I just think he's on some like 24-7 throws under some Zaza and flu
Al Pacino like ca- a cappuccino!
There's some- Some of what's going on with Calibre.
Some gotta get a willful of chickens dude.
Let's go golfing.
The top comment in this video by the way is-
He had a lobotomy.
Sunday morning!
...
Why I'm not scared of walking alone at night?
That was my dude.
Awww hell yeah.
You mean with J right?
You see somebody like looking at me like this and they'll walk in.
They'll walk in their pet, my little pony, and cross the street.
You straight across the street, you don't do it.
You don't mess with that.
You don't know what bro's about.
You hear that dead end stare?
I decided to go to public school in the Bronx.
In the Bronx.
Say hi everybody.
I said you wait now, I'll fucking look.
I don't know what the fuck you need right now.
It looks like someone's playing in the Bronx.
This ain't the Bronx, that's off-trends.
The top comment is here.
You know what's funny? I wouldn't be able to tell if this is actually real or not, because I totally would believe it.
I feel like this is literally what it would be like.
of your front row at my set nervous on the beat
Oh
Yakuza
You just know your investments would be safe with this dude.
1000%.
You can invest your life savings and entrust it with this man.
He won't let you down.
He'd rather open up his stomach before he lets you lose a single penny of your investment
with this guy.
I love that the video is so long, brother.
It's 59 seconds, bro.
I'm just happy doing this.
It's wild.
This is in Canada by the way.
People didn't believe how cold it gets in Canada.
This is in Canada.
This is in Alberta.
It's crazy.
It's funny the North Face company commented only in Canada.
Yeah, literally.
It's cold up there, dude.
So we're going to go inside of a reflection right now.
Jesus.
We gotta enter the fifth dimension before we got GTA 6.
Goddamn.
Isn't that crazy?
Very cool.
Pufferfish!
Why do they look so silly, bro?
Freaking pufferfish, man.
He looks so goofy.
Apparently...
Apparently they like to be squeezed or something like that.
Somebody said in the comment here fun facts squeezing a puff of fish makes them happy. It's a way of pet them
I mean you would have to have seen those like somebody next to you doing that, right?
How do you not feel that too?
I'm not the smartest man in the bunch but I do have enough common sense to realize that
this ain't the vending machine where the arm go up.
It's just drop.
It's what a hell.
It's the only glass thing in here at the top.
This is the wrong getting machines for drinks in general.
Does it even pull?
Each drink it...
Yeah, I don't think so. That's like...
Every single one of those drinks are warm.
It hit the bottom.
1000%.
It would definitely crack.
Andrey 3000 everybody. Andrey 3000. In Japan. On a Tuesday. Just an average day for Andrey 3000.
Do they call these things again?
The uh, Yuki knows, I forgot what he'd call it, um, it's not the flute, something else.
The recorder!
There you go.
You know bro was like top of his class when they whipped out the recorders.
He was like, oh I got this.
That was his favorite time of the day.
It doesn't matter what was going on during his day.
His grandmother could be dead.
On his way to the funeral, and this is what he does at the funeral, he was looking forward
to it.
The kazoo.
Yeah I don't think it's a kazoo.
I do hear but yeah, man, I don't think it's gonna have enough batter
All right, we'll see I'll do as much air but you know what I should charge it in the meantime though, right? Damn
Hey, what's up, August? How you doing Lumbee?
So at least whenever it does die I'll have like
a little bit of that and no worries no worries August I'm doing good dude how
are you man all right yeah let's take a look at today's news shall we today we're
talking about my man Phillip a school shooter on 6th I don't know what's
going on with do you tear line the one that entertains now being accused of
silencing threatening and intimidating victims break down the scary and
startling tactics police are now using to collect DNA evidence Ohio's
education system is a complete chaos because of a power grab to reach
The research exposes what happens when you're dying.
We're talking about all that and so much more.
Today's Extra Large Phillip Franco show you daily
that I've been the newest person to just make sure
you're subscribed and let's jump into it.
Starting with, I'm gonna warn you,
this is a nasty, messy story
that has a lot of people in fury.
And at the center of it, you have the question of
how does or can a person who did one of the worst
things imaginable redeem themselves?
And in this case, that person reportedly
is an emotionally disturbed 16 year old boy
who we're gonna call Jay.
I will not be showing his face or name
because we have certain rules about certain types of people.
So he was treated for depression and anxiety
according to his fellow students
at a high school in upstate New York.
With his behavior then worsening over the years
until one spring, he was barred from attending classes
in person and given homeschooling instead.
With the men returning to school
and the fallen classmates and doing well
a few years earlier said he was a dramatically different
person.
One girl saying he just became more of a friend.
I was trying to get in my lap.
And he just didn't care because he lost all his friends.
But then I'm bringing us to February of 2004
when Jay stepped inside of his high school
carrying a pump action shotgun.
What?
Oh, shit.
Good.
Oh, so this is like 17 years ago, huh?
He's dedicating for better mental health care and stricter done control, arguing that there needs to be more focus on the emotional mindset people are in when they do bad things.
Essentially positioning himself as this so-called, like, reformed school shooter who's dedicating his life to fixing the issues that drove him to do what he did.
And by doing that, he's actually racked up over 250,000 followers on TikTok.
But now, as he's gained more and more attention, a lot of people strongly believe he does not deserve to have this platform.
saying he's exploiting his disgusting past or clout and going a huge following off of the
silver and darkened that if he really cared about preventing the violence he would work
widely behind the scenes and not do it through social media thing. There is a there is need
for reconciliation. Social media thing. It's weird when we don't have context though right?
It was a violent kid.
For somebody to actually admit that they did something wrong and then to unpack that
and that is not what this guy is doing because I just don't think that you can unpack
walking into a school with the intent to shoot children.
Some have also accused Jay of only caring about the mental health of young white men
because they say he doesn't talk about the ties between white privilege and supremacy
and school shootings.
The mayor pointed to a video in which he tells a story from last year
about how a black man attacked him with swords and a homeless shelter that he worked at.
Reporting to Jay, the man who left him badly injured
called him the white devil, and Jay used this to show that he can be racist for white people.
To now, Jay's disabled to comment on his TikTok,
but he's still very sad.
Luna?
and statements to the media with for example him telling insider i can never
undo what i have done the pain and trauma that i have caused
i'm really sorry but i am working toward preventing others from
experiencing that same pain and suffering and adding my goal is not
redemption for the school shooting she's being a little rascal right now
prevention of other school shooting but again you have people saying this is
all a smoke screen it's a ruse arguing that he's showing radicalized
a ruse you can be a school shooter and there's all for the love of god please
don't be a ruse these threats will not work they will not prevent people
from coming forward. Hello, Luna. Hello.
We encourage people to play their part in stopping the spread of this information online and to think
carefully about how their words in these spaces can affect people already suffering immensely.
And as for how this alleged harassment is playing out, you advise
Oh my god, this guy, man. This guy.
You want to count, for example, being pointed out that it's nearly 100,000 followers posting
this information while labeling an accuser as a liar.
But the lawyer is also claiming that Tate has threatened to reveal their identity.
Andrew Sir Andrew Tatum.
The lawyer representing the UK women saying this is a blatant attempt to threaten and intimidate our clients as it is self-evident for Mr.
Kate's behavior that anyone who speaks against him will be subjected to extraordinary abuse online and most
concernally in person. The lawyers and further claiming that Tate uses this massive group of online
followers, many of whom they claim are recruited through a so-called educational platform the real
world, organizes attacks against the alleged victims, going so far as to accuse Tate of using quote
children and vulnerable men to spread messages on his behalf. For his part, Tate has sued a Florida-based
woman who made allegations related to Romania case. And the lawyer says that those being sued
are terrified because people have gone to their places of work to threaten them. But according
to the AP, regarding all this, Intertates lawyer denied these claims. Vice-reporting
the tapes representatives even showed up to the press conference to disrupt proceedings,
which the lawyer said was ironic and adding, This was the press conference about the
harassment and intimidation of witnesses and survivors. They showed that their only
response is to harass. But seemingly, as always with these updates, there's a back
and forth with Tate. More claims were allegations than more denial on his end.
It's like it's been the case since they were first arrested and everything is happening
I can't blame Luna for letting me say what happened from here
And then your heart stops your brain
I don't blame her
By any definition of the word you know what I gotta say it's not even comfortable for either of us
The team of scientists observed patients in 25 hospitals around the world
They just say she's not a cat
And the underwent CPR
And while the doctors and nurses worried about saving the patient's lives
Researchers stuck electrodes to their heads and what they found was shocking
Even though to the doctors the patients appeared to be totally comatose
On the inside 40% of them experienced a heightened level of consciousness
That's inaccessible to the living
which casts out in the long-held belief that after 5 or 10 minutes of oxygen deprivation,
the brain begins to die. Instead, this study suggests that the brain goes into kind of a
hibernation. The researchers observe surges of brain activity up to an hour after cardiac arrest.
Now, apparently, these are- Wait, so what about that dude? What's his name? David Blaine?
Dude, that holds his breath for like 30 minutes or an hour underwater?
Oh, so what does that mean? Dude's like unconscious, then?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, we're getting a little education today. I didn't know that.
I didn't know that you could, uh, your brain goes into like this hibernation mode after five,
ten minutes. These are dreams or delusions or hallucinations that we're talking about,
and technically speaking they're not even near-death experiences. Rather, these patients
had with the lead researcher terms as recalled experiences of death with a brain showing signs of
higher mental function as if they were fully conscious during chest compressions. And as far as
why this happens, the study's author has guessed that when the electrical activity in the brain
flatlines, the so-called breaking systems that filter out certain parts of it from your consciousness
stop working. So essentially you unlock your entire brain all at once, trigger a state of
distinction. Man, I'm sort of distracted by that bunny in the background.
Loose it understanding of new dimensions of reality
That buddy
Why does that buddy look like it's making like an old face like
Damn
That's kind of the base
That looks like it's making man. I would say that when you die you begin a process of being reincarnated as people
You were nice and horrible too because if that were to happen the idea that what goes around comes around
That could actually be true for the first time ever because you know as I've lived my life
There's a lot of people who have done so much good that really never get it back
And there also been just such horrible people that have never been held accountable. Anyway, I forgot this was a new show
Let's keep going and then TV is finally coming back or at least kind of no
Based off the ratings it was actually missed with Jimmy Kimmel for example scoring his highest rated season opener in six years
Jimmy Fallon also singing 19% you were bumping there for the same time last year
But also to be fair it is too early to see if these kind of rating bumps are gonna
See what they were gonna say. What is your goal?
Absence makes the heart
What is this gonna do exactly haven't seen your ex in a while and because they're not there
You're trying to hear your whole body of me
Do you hate them and or they're fantastic get the whole body of mostly nothing else that's come back
I swear she's cat dude. More shows coming back soon. You got Saturday night live set for October 14
Now in seconds return with Pete David said a nice spice followed by the next week with bad bunny
Which I will say a lot of people were actually confused there because unlike late night shows
Which are just conversational talk shows SNL involves skits and characters are well active with people saying isn't this a violation of the actor strike
But no actually Pete I spy spad bunny everyone involved but not scabbard
SNL actually allowed to return during the strike and even the screen actors will release in a statement saying they support the show is returning
Clarifying they are not in violation of SAG after strike rules and we support them in fulfilling their contractual obligation
The program is a SAG after a non dramatic production under a separate agreement that is not subject to the union strike order
It's a different contract than the one that's on strike and actually if they didn't return they'd be in legal trouble with them explaining by not showing up to work
Our performers can be held in breach of contract and the union is prohibited from advising them. I'm not an issue in that story though
I'm being perfectly honest. Oh
Sagging after a barely functioning
They
Got another one. It's a bear this time. Well, thanks to the fantastic partner and sponsor today show
Zot. It was a freak. I didn't skip to get into a segment there, buddy
come on now
Elon Musk
he just he's ruining things in ways I never would have guessed
like when we use any of our social media platforms there's so much on there
Elon Musk
just basic functionality things that allow us to enjoy something or utilize something
when you don't know anything on this card
until those things go away where you go oh my god we had it so good
and I say that because in the olden times right before yesterday
hell yeah
dude this guy literally destroyed twitter like single handedly
I don't know what it is, but like, I think you try to make X super cool and everything, and my God, man, it's so not cool.
Jesus Christ.
X.com, like, bro, it's so not cool, man.
It just sounds like some adult site that you're visiting every single time.
And nobody's saying, hey, I saw this trending on X.
Nobody's saying that.
Everybody's still saying Twitter.
Photo from the site along with the site's website
and a headline.
All things let you know, hey, what is this actually about?
But now, when you have something out of the Apple
4odd scene, all you have is a photo with the outlet's
website in the corner.
Just to indicate that it's not just a photo, it is a link.
But nowhere is the actual headline.
As far as why, they have made this confusing change.
Well, it's actually because Elon Musk's
been planning for a while and saying
that it will greatly improve the aesthetics.
So I think it's also incredibly important to point out
what is these things to let you know, hey,
what is this actually about?
And it's usually not until those things go away where you go,
oh my God, we had it so good.
And I say that because in the olden times,
right before yesterday, when someone tweeted out a link,
he would show you a photo from this site,
along with the site's website, and a headline, right?
All things, let you know, hey,
what is this actually about?
But now, when you link something out in that tweet,
all you have is a photo with the outlet's website
in the corner.
Just to indicate that it's not just a photo,
it is a link.
But nowhere is the actual headline.
As far as why they have made this confusing change,
well, it's actually because Elon Musk
says he's been planning for a while.
What is this actually about?
That versus, uh, what is this actually about now when you link something listen, I might
be inclined to agree.
I might be inclined to agree that this actually doesn't matter though.
But is it because oh, is the misleading?
I see.
before you were able to tell if it was a link or not.
Now we don't get that, right?
Ah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be a little weird.
I would have just assumed that the photo
was taken by theverge.com based on that aesthetic.
I see what Muskie Boy is trying to do over here
with the, to make it look cleaner.
Dude, he's been doing that with the ads as well, man.
Sometimes you're looking at a post and you're like,
oh, that's an ad?
you're wondering like why the heck am I looking at this where did this come from who am I following
where this is going to be popping up on my timeline right now right and because like in a small
like crevice of the little corner you'll see that it says add there like they're they're changing it up
every now and then it's crazy something out I agree though I said it looks way better but
it's true you can't tell like if I'm clicking into this to like zoom in on the photo or something
that I'd be so annoyed if I'm clicking into links and it's like oh god I am actually all
All you have is a photo with the outlet's website in the corner.
Just to indicate that it's not just a photo, it is a link.
But nowhere is the actual-
That'd be annoying.
As far as why.
It's so annoying.
I made this confusing change.
Well, it's actually because Elon Musk says he's been planning for a while
and saying that it will rape you.
I think it's just confused people by showing just the graphic alone.
If you just scroll it, it looks like a picture and nothing more.
But people sharing posts and noting,
a normal person who would not following every X slash Twitter development
would not even know an article was shared here.
Wild.
And so also with this, we've seen people unsurprisingly using this new change
to troll Elon himself.
because now that the context of the headline is gone,
you can share links to various articles about him,
but then you have people tweeting
that he died in embarrassing ways,
he got his penis cut off, or fucking George Joe Biden,
but then you also have others who are just seriously annoyed
and say something like,
the last year of Twitter is essentially
just an experiment in taking a website
that revolves around news slash information
and making it as hostile as possible
to the people and organizations that do news gathering.
And people saying it makes the site less usable,
less appealing, less accurate, and some joking.
Go ahead, click on that photo, maybe it's a link,
maybe it's not, you feel lucky, punk?
you know, really every time we see a change that is this dumb in my head,
the thought that Elon Musk purchased this platform to actually Ohio's
educated Elon Musk could have given a billion dollars to 44 billion people.
Mission department has long been run by the state board of education,
which exercises authority over many of the most important powers.
Things like setting the curriculum, choosing textbooks, facilitating funding
and selecting the superintendent among other things.
And for the last 70 years, Ohio voters have been in charge of
electing 11 of the 19, which is story.
And that after the voters themselves approved a referendum to change the state constitution with oh my god, Ohio
I didn't mean to come out like saying like that, but
It's Ohio
Bro quickly signed an executive order halting construction on the border wall when he assumed office in 2021 without order reading
It shall be the policy of my administration that no more american taxpayer dollars be diverted to construct a border wall
And at the time adding, building a massive wall that spans the entire southern border is not a serious policy solution.
It is a waste of money that diverts attention from genuine threats to our homeland security.
And to the notice, outlining this new move, the Homeland Security Secretary wrote,
there is presently an acute and immediate need to construct physical barriers and roads in the vicinity of the border of the United States
in order to prevent unlawful entries into the United States.
And that, I have determined that it is necessary that I exercise the authority that is vested in me.
But also, very significantly here, he noted that the funding for the wall comes from money that have been...