you
Oh, man, I'm back.
Jesus Christ!
So the heat took out my power guys.
And if this is a primary broadcast, well listen.
I was playing a Bigfoot game, which was basically Dead by Daylight,
but Bigfoot themed. And I decided,
because there's no lobbies in that game, I gotta get a refund.
I played it for like less than 30 minutes. I was only able to get into
one game before my power went out.
And during that time I could tell, it wasn't worth it man!
It feels like a $5 game, I would keep it, but it was like a $20 game, so back to Dead by Daylight instead.
Which I haven't actually played in a extremely long time, so I'm going to start off as a survivor.
And see how it goes, I guess.
I can't remember if I match make by myself, if it'll find other people, or if I need to avoid these.
What do I do? I don't know. We'll find out.
But yeah, I'm on, I'm on Dead by Daylight now.
It had to be done.
Dude, I'm literally sweating in this one.
It's gonna be hot.
As the two hours accumulate, we'll see.
Try not to pass out a challenge.
Essentially accepted.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, I's VIP and got ads?
Oh well.
Oh, it's because you're not a sub.
VIPs don't do anything for ads, Richie.
That's the only reason why.
It's never had that, but you know what's funny?
I even thought that in the beginning too.
It's a classic misconception.
you
Man, when's the last time I've played this game?
At least like six months, huh?
Ooh, we're about to get this generator though.
Nice.
We got to stick to the buddy system.
Two survivors at all times, uh-oh, uh-oh.
What should we do? Oh, they're in the basement? Damn.
Yeah, I don't know about that. That was their first mistake.
Getting hooked into the basement. Or getting hooked around there anyway.
Are we gonna be able to- oh no. No, don't go for me!
Don't go for me! I'm so annoyed.
I'm so annoyed. I'm gonna follow you so that it goes for you.
Is that what he's doing?
Ah, he's over there!
Whose blood sugar is it?
Oh, let me see if you can follow the other blood sugar.
And now I gotta find a medkit!
ASAP!
See how I played this game five years ago?
Nah, that can't be right.
I swear that can't be right.
That's why I really like that other chick. Who can like self heal.
Maybe good in this scenario right now. Oh is that a medkit? Bleh!
Collect! Can I use it on myself? Is there enough?
Oh shoot! I don't know if they have like a skill check on this one too.
How do you like my outfit? Isn't it dope?
Uh oh. I put the medkit already, leave!
Okay, I'll heal you.
I'll give you some back squelches.
Nice little back misage.
I'll do that for you.
So, somebody is still on a hook?
Or no?
I don't think so, right?
Let's go fix the generator. Oh, there's one over here!
Let's go do that one.
Noice.
Noice!
Come on, let's get it. Let's get it
Two times the repair speed
If we got this what's up, Higien? How you doing? Oh, no
This what happens when I call it your names. I miss my skill check
I'm gonna suffer consequently, right?
Is it gonna come after me?
Not if I pray
Not if the Lord himself
the sends upon me
okay yeah
he went for the other one that ran away dude
he really went for that one
all i love it
like that's that it's too funny hey how many pieces one then
i'm almost done it's halfway yeah
jump on it uh-oh
it's coming over here it's coming over here
you're not doing it fast enough come on
Nevermind.
Ooh, he's right there.
We can fix it, we can fix it, we can fix it.
No!
Oh, you're so annoying.
Ah, and you went to go destroy that.
You know what?
How about this then?
I'm gonna go help her.
Okay, run.
Woo!
I got the perk on!
I had the perk!
Where if I release somebody from the hook, they will, uh...
Woo! Oh my God, it's chasing to the other person!
Let's go!
And I still have the med kit.
Let's see. Men's self? Do I have enough?
Damn! I'll take it, dude.
Woo!
Okay, you know what's nice? I am getting used to the heat now.
It's not affecting me as much.
My body is just accepting the warmth, essentially,
to be able to deal with this.
Ha ha ha!
Where's the generator we gotta fix?
Okay, there's only one person on a hook, which is not that bad!
Oh, you know what? Let me go down low, see if there's like a chest down there.
So I can give myself a little something.
Yeeeah!
Please let it be a mead kit, med kit.
The hint is still the same Pigeon, but hey, 50% off the redeem today for a Luna price code, dude.
Oh, that's one of these things.
Okay, well, I mean better than nothing, right? Is there another one?
Did I put two down here?
It's just the one, huh?
It's just the one.
Okay, maybe I should be running.
Is that music for...
Ooh!
Okay, if they fix that, he's gonna be on his way over there.
So we want to go this way.
Oof. But yeah.
For those of you that don't know yet, 50% off today only.
The Luna Prize Vault.
So if you want to redeem a code for 100 champ points, you can.
There's a base cash prize in the Luna Prize Vault.
And I add money to it.
within every threshold of like the code redeems basically.
Where's another generator?
Is that one over there? Is that light?
Oh, he's over there. Okay, let's sprint this way.
I feel like because I can't find a med kit, we might as well do something, right?
Toolbox repair.
Oh, is he really gonna go over here?
Please don't.
I'm always gonna chase that one.
Okay, good.
Don't lean him over here.
Niiiice.
Let's go.
Okay, we only need three more generators, so I think we're okay.
He hasn't gotten anybody down so far.
I haven't gotten any hooks.
Looks like one person is about to die if they go on it, though.
Are you leading him over here?
I swear to God. Help me fix this. Yeah, there you go
Speed run it. Come on
We're still gonna have to get out of here even if I heal you dude. I'd rather do this. I
Rather know that there's a safe spot for me
On the other side. Oh, no, he's coming. Come on. Come in. I swear to God if you run away come in
I'm running away
I'm running away forget you. I'm running away
He's going after the other one. Let's go. He's going after the other one. All right, I'm gonna try and help
My friend over here
So that we can be down to at least just two generators
Which wouldn't be that bad let's get it
Let's go
Not bad. Not bad. Oh
I think he's taking them down for a little loopsy-loopsies.
Man, can I get a heal?
Dude, they're doing a fantastic job.
Distracting that, dude.
My god.
Hey, thanks for the warm welcome, Matty.
Oh, dude, that timing, right?
Now I gotta be sweating bullets.
No AC, because it's gonna take up too much juice and blood of fuse.
Hey, help me.
No, you help me.
You help me.
Yeesss!
Massage my back first!
Again, I'll massage your back, okay?
Dems- oh, he's coming.
You gotta go faster, he's coming.
Oh, but he doesn't hear us, let's go!
What? What are you- what are you doing?
What are you- move! Move! Leave me!
Hahahaha!
You goofball!
Why would you stop?!
You had to commit on that one.
Ah, that's so annoying.
Okay, the good news is I can grab her.
Liquity split. Liquity split. Let's go.
Oh no, she's dead. Oh, that's not good.
That's not good. Now he's chasing me.
Now he's chasing me.
Ah, he's catching up. He's catching up.
Woo!
No!
My god, he didn't see me.
He didn't see me. He was going after the engine.
He's gonna come this way right?
He's not!
How many engines do we need? Two?
Okay, that's not that bad.
That's not that bad, man!
How many people are left?
I mean, we still got three people.
Oh, is this a generator? Oh, it's already fixed.
Okay.
Does he hear me?
Or is he?
Damn, it's tough fixing those engines over there, because he knows.
Those are the ones, man.
No!
Okay, he has no hooks though, so that's fine.
Let's go this way.
Let's go find an engine.
Too fixy fix.
While they spend some time contemplating on the hook.
they will live to see the victory of this game or perish into the void oh nice
okay one more one more engine right which I think they're all scattered like
over there though so I don't know how that's gonna work oh there's one over
here oh my god it's almost it's almost repaired I might literally be the
saving grace of the scheme he doesn't see me right god damn it
we're cover leave me be this is the last engine that we need to fix I swear
wasn't any other ones. No! I almost wiggled free, I swear.
Buh! Should I take the chance to escape? Now I feel like I'm gonna be a perfect...uh...it's
my first hook, so they have time to fix another engine if they need to. Circle back, come
for me and then I think we'll be okay. I think we'll live to see another day
basically. To see the victory of this game. So far what do we have? Two hooks, one
hook, and my one hook. Which isn't... it's not that bad.
That's not that bad man. I think we might be able to win this one. Oh shoot!
Not like that though. One!
Okay good, they're going for the other one.
Excellent.
Dude, that was perfect. Okay.
Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go this way.
We gotta stay in one spot for a little bit.
Just for a little bit!
Ooh, Med's gettin' their redeemin' for the Luna Cash Vault!
I'll, uh, enter some of the codes in in a second.
See if any of them crack it.
And then somebody winning.
Epic Cash Prize!
Woo!
To top off this weekend, too!
My God.
Dude.
Sweat is stripping into my eyes.
I am I'm gonna go blind man
Where's everybody? Oh Lord Jesus! We go to Skadad's to do.
I'm sweating. I'm sweating bullets. 100 degrees, California. 100 degrees. Is that an engine?
Oh my god, it's an engine that I think needs fixing. Oh, let's get it girl. We got this,
we got this, we got this. Speed. Speed is the element. Speed is the element. You're
not speeding you're not speeding why
wouldn't you commit why would you commit
but wiggle wiggle wiggle
man I landed some of those in a row pretty
pretty good dude. Hot damn! No don't kill me please! Please don't do it! Save me! We
don't need one more engine. We can do it I swear. I swear we can do it. All I need
Just a little rescue.
Is that her over there?
Yeah, it is.
No, why is he gonna can't me?
He's really gonna can't me.
Oh my Lord Jesus.
Oh Lord Jesus?
I mean, it worked.
He got another person as a result.
I
Can't give them a longer somebody's got oh dude. They're like so far away. They're looking out for themselves at this point
How rude I
Managed to get every single skill check damn it
Damn it
More cheese
sacrifice we were so close we were
literally so close to me that was good
game dude not a bad first game though
that was pretty good all right let's try
in some coats in a little cashball let's
do it let's do it we got codes to twine
all right let's see what are we gonna
start with I can only see like a
limited amount on my side so I'm gonna have to go over and change it. Oh shoot
saturation levels all messed up hold on all in a can one sec
oh there we go all right time to enter some foals let's start it off what do we
We have six five three nine six six one four six twenty six six four one nine six seven
one three two six five three eight
no none of those work
then we got something to do now let's see six
what is that one four two
six one two four
six eight nine four
Six, eight, eight, one, six, four, three, seven.
Oh, none of those worked, which means cash is still for grabs.
Listen, three more redeems, and I'm going to add more money to the vault, by the way.
Three more code redeems is all it takes.
And then we're going to reach the threshold for me to add some more money.
Two to cash vault!
Listen, it's exciting putting money in there. Okay. It's pretty exciting. I'm not gonna lie. All right
While we're waiting up for another game
Whoo bruh
I'm gonna restock in some soda pop water. All right. I'll be right back
I'm back!
Alright!
No!
Man, I wanted to get myself like a med kit.
Uh, a drumstick toolkit.
God damn it.
Gotta reach out to Officer Pickle.
Ooh, what's that?
Two men redeeming three more times?
Okay, let me see.
Alright, let's do it real fast.
Three more times and we have money to pay!
Let's do it!
Oh yay!
Mo-Money!
Mo-Money has his pay.
Now let's do these three codes, let's see if any of them cracks it and you'll
win at all. That one didn't work. Uh, 6649. There we have 6630. Okay, okay. None of those
works, but damn. Some pretty good guesses. I'm not gonna lie. Woo! My goodness.
Mehdi wishing to the man good luck.
What's up, stealth?
How you doing, man?
Oh, all right.
Surviving this heat is what I'm doing, currently.
Because oh, Lord Jesus, it's hot!
Pidgey wants to get it into code?
All right, all right.
What is it, 6-6-4-5?
Let's do it.
I think we have time, right?
Or should I save it for the next one?
Next lobby, let's see.
Next topic
Next all we don't where I got you pigeon feel free to get more guesses in though. Listen. There's there's a lot of money adds to the bank now
There's a lot of money dude. We've reached so many thresholds
There's a pretty good sum of money in that looted prize ball right now
Whoo and listen if you're gonna get any guesses in now it's time to do it because 50% off those redeems. Oh shoot
They're there already damn
Why do I have to spawn right in front of them, dude?
It's 109 where I am.
Wait, where are you at, Pijoon?
What state?
What country?
Oh, shoot, what are they doing?
No.
Wait, that's cheating.
What do they have the little thing over there?
Is there any way to break it?
Let's see.
There's no way to break that?
Oh, that is so stupid.
Oh, what's happening?
Oh, no, somebody's getting attacked.
Red baby, okay
Let's go this way then dude. It's a hundred and seven over there Jesus Christ
Dude that's way too much
I'm not gonna that's like way too much
I'm already sweating over here
But only because I had to turn on my AC so that my my whole fuse box hasn't literally explode
due to the heat. Normally it's not a problem, but when it's like reaching this 98
weather, oof. It's tough. I'm not gonna lie, it's tough, dude.
Oh! Are there any channels on this here where the numbers are being added so they
don't get repeated? There isn't, but you can take it upon yourself if you want
to just like do a mental recording, where you just take notes or add it to
your phone. There's nothing against that. I don't know, uh, two men, do you have a
system that you want to share with the people?
Yeah, let's go help this person out.
Off the hook you go. Let's go.
Chop-de-chop, lickety-split.
Now run. Bolt it. Bolt it.
Woo!
Hey, that was pretty clean though.
Why are you coughing all over the plate? Jesus.
You're coughing on me. You're coughing on me!
Okay, wait, let me help you out now.
You know what? It's so stupid that you can't repair
while they're repairing the the the engine oh shoot I think somebody's getting
their skull smashed in unfortunately now I just been guessing numbers that come
in my head okay okay I mean that's the way to do it oh I'm so sorry I am so
sorry that is so embarrassing the killer's definitely gonna be coming
in this way now. Jesus Christ. What's my favorite killer on DVD? You know what, there's some
new ones that I really wanna check out. But I gotta say, maybe the uh... Oh, you wanna
help us? Yeah, jump in on this. Oh, where are you going? Where'd she go? Or is she
over here? I can't see. She might be over here, I don't know. We're almost done
with this engine. It'll be worth it. God, what's her name? Uh, the one with
The hatchet with the pig face is pretty cool.
Will you get to throw the hatchets?
And then the other- Why am I coughing?
I never got hit.
Damn, somebody's stinking up the place.
And we're getting infected somehow.
Which I- Oh shoot!
Wait, that's gotta be a new one, because I don't remember anybody being able to do that here.
Let me go save this one.
Oh my god. Oh no, she's good.
I thought she died. I was like, what?
Wait, is there a way we can fix ourselves?
There's no way we can fix ourselves?
We just gotta get clear of the area, maybe?
Oh, Lord, did I just huck- Dude, I hucked up along, essentially.
Wait, this washing machine, is that what it's for?
Ah, cure my sickness, let's go.
God damn.
Drink the holy water.
Drink it!
I think they added a new Resident Evil one.
Oh, you might be right.
You might be right, yeah.
It might be this one for all I know
Need Goku from fortnight in it dude that would go too hard man
No, you know, you know who'd be sick?
Goku Rose or Rose. I don't know how they call it
But the the one with the pink hair since he's like the evil one. I think they call him black Goku
Oh, here. Let me help you out. Oh, you're just sick. Okay, never mind
You gotta get cured but find a holy water
holy water barrel
Um, since he's like the evil version of Goku, dude, him walking around there, that'd be pretty sick.
Wait, where do I go? You need help? I can't help you.
Yo, let's go find a- let's go find an engine, though, right?
Yo, let's go find an engine, though, right? Come on!
Where'd you go?
Dude, where'd she go?
Oh, no.
No! Hold on. Let's not move for a little bit. Oh, they're getting hit by somebody else!
Oh Lord Jesus!
Hey, you want my booty? I swear! You don't want my booty?
We're gonna bolt it. Wait, somebody's down, right? I think?
Ooh, she's over there. Okay. Oh, this is an engine right here. Perfect.
Let's get it.
Ooh, I got a good feeling about this one, I think I'm going to be able to fix it.
About to be Super Saiyan.
Man, I haven't watched some of the new Dragon Ball stuff, too.
The music makes it more suspenseful, yeah, I know.
You know what's funny, I think I have my personal playlist playing.
Fudge bars with Nutella has a spread on some bananas, okay?
That's how I feel right now. I can't believe I messed that up.
I can't believe I missed that checkpoint, dude.
Anyways, that's about to say I have my personal playlist, I think.
I don't know if you guys can hear it, though. I usually put up really low.
Just anytime there's, like, silent parts of the game,
so that there's, like, some, you know, some consciously some good music.
Hey, have a good night, Meg.
We'll see you later, dude, and yeah, hopefully we'll get some better weather.
It's not gonna clear up anytime soon because of global warming, but hopefully next weekend we'll see some cooler weather, dude.
I can't even imagine though, a hundred, dude, a whole seven degrees more is insane to me.
That is so much. Damn, two people got on the hook.
No bueno. We only need three engines, too.
107, did somebody say 109? Dude, that's insane. Wait, Tootleman, what did you say?
What was it over there? Like 101? 105?
Wait, what's going on?
Are we about to get these engines? No! The last person is down!
Oh, and I just fixed an engine, dude.
And I gotta go clean myself up!
Wait, where are they at?
I feel like I can clean myself up and then...
Ooh.
Okay, wait, what are we doing?
Well, they're doing that, right?
Can I do this really fast?
And they won't know anything about it?
Quickly now!
Oh, they're dead!
Dang it!
Dang it, that sucks.
Wait...
Wait, they're all dead?
Oh dude, okay, am I- OH SHOOT!
You don't see me.
You don't see me!
OOOOOOOH!
Run for it!
What?
What was that?
Wait, what was that?
What was that?
What? What was that? Wait, what does she just lunge at me?
Tobrik Gilosis? She literally has Tobrik Gilosis.
Oh man, that was a good game. I thought we had this one, I'm not gonna lie.
If those two survivors didn't get hooked down in the basement, I think we had it,
man.
Like it's a hundred over there, right?
Uh, which is standard day, but all throughout next week it'll be like a hundred and eight
and above. That's literal insanity, man.
I can't even imagine, because what I'm dealing with right now,
because like I said, I have no AC in here right now. Just to secure like the stream is up.
And then when the rebroadcast is up, I'll definitely turn it back on.
Ooh! Let's get those blood points. But I'm like drenching right now.
Dude, I'm so sweaty.
I'm sweat.
Completed daily rituals.
Noice.
Oh yeah, noice is rough, dude.
Well, my body's kinda getting used to it right now.
I'm just imagining this like a sauna.
Little nice, you know, spot treatment, basically.
Little spot treatment going on right now, man.
Ooh, don't be jelly, y'all, don't be jelly.
Little nice spot treatment.
it's okay
i was going to do
you know what i might want to be that other girl though
i just don't like
uh...
let's see
actually don't know what she does
all she gets sprint while or not sprint like walk fast or while she's
crouch
that's one of her abilities right
you know what like where again but like
bring with me uh... medkit or something
this thing yeah
do have like seven of these though
camping aid
Yo, yeah, get one of those.
And then, oh shoot, okay.
I think I have time to adjust it in here.
All right, let's get to the Luna prize vault, by the way.
Let's see, let's see.
So we're gonna do Pigeon, right?
I think that's where we left off at.
Let's try in some codes for Pigeon.
Woo-hoo!
It's hot!
6, 6, 4, 5?
6489
6490
None of those what listen those two good guesses
Those were some pretty good guesses, okay
whoo
There's some pretty decent cash in the Luna cash vault
So if you want to get your redeem in to see if you get a code. Hello mic microphone testing one two three
God damn it. I still didn't get a chance to adjust my load outs
Europeans are like yeah, I know dude. They're dying over there
They're literally dying
Like literally a lot of their buildings are old and got laws parring people from AC's putting into them because
They like their old buildings that they want to preserve. It's kind of like Canada
It's kind of like Canada, but what do you mean like they can't put an AC in there like in the window
You're saying that they wouldn't allow like the hose in the window type thing
Fall beans laughing
Fall beans like yeah, I am dying literally
Just withering away there. I'm dying
How is it over there man? What's the weather today over there?
And thank you for the sub dude. I appreciate it. What is that now?
Uh, they've subscribed for 12 months, currently on a 7 month streak, let's go!
Woo woo!
Ay ay ay ay ay!
Not bad, dude!
Woof!
I'm trying to visit Canada at some point, listen.
That's probably where you're gonna get the cold weather at.
Woah!
Okay!
Okay, let's see.
Pffftt!
Hoochie mama!
It's hot!
Uh...
Oh, shoot.
Wait, where are they at? Why do I hear a heartbeat?
Oh, you're getting chased.
And you're right next to me.
Can you not?
Wait, where are they?
Well, let's go find an engine. How about that?
Let's get some things done.
How about that?
Where the heck are the engines around here?
How many do we have to fix?
Five? God damn.
Dude, I haven't come across a single engine yet. What is this?
Be taught weather. Yeah, absolutely dude. I don't know like an AC unit. I'm sure they
got fans.
Well, I mean, Fallen Beads can clarify for us. Fallen Beads, what, um,
what do they allow over there?
Tootleman is basically saying in case you missed the context that you're not allowed AC units because they want to preserve the old buildings.
That's like a law.
But I don't understand like window ACs, why they wouldn't be allowed since they're not really messing with anything, structure-wise.
I don't understand like a uh, an indoor unit type thing.
I forget what it's called. Uh, Central Air, there you go.
In some countries.
This game is timeless, yeah I know.
It's pretty good, dude. Like, if you like, it's got a great blend of horror with...
I mean, there's tons of other games like this one.
But I think they have, like, they're like the Fortnite of this type of game mode,
where you're surviving and all that stuff, and there's like one killer.
Because they've capitalized on, like, all the killers.
Okay, where do I hear this engine?
Oh, it's right here! Well, let's get it!
Let's do it!
Peek-seed up, peek-seed up!
We'll go get that guy from the hook eventually.
Pink promise.
Aw, I think he's gonna head up here now.
He's gonna head up the staircase and go here.
Thousand percent.
Yeah. Oh no. Dude, why is he sprinting? Look at that!
Uh-oh.
Oh Lord Jesus!
What was that?
Okay, let me go help up.
Let's go help our friend. Let's go help our friend.
Quickly. Quickly now.
Jesus Christ. No! Oh, okay, good.
Damn, dude. That was crazy.
Man, where are the engines at?
Dude, who is that? That's another new killer.
I don't remember them being around, dude.
I'm gonna take a look at the killers, the new ones.
After this game.
Just a seat. Oh, he's around me. Wait. Did you see me? I don't know what he does do, but
Last I check he could tell for always right there. Oh
He saw me
He's
Christ! Holy Christ!
This is creepy, man.
Woo! Woo!
Juke him!
No, you don't! No, you don't! No!
You got me, dude.
Ah!
Wiggle wiggle! Oh shoot! Wiggle for my life! Make it difficult for him.
Dammit, still got him. Help me!
Oh yeah, it's the Resident Evil dude.
Albert Lesker?
Resident Evil dude.
Aw, wait.
From which one?
Village?
That's the only one I played recently
was the Resident Evil Village.
Oh, shoot.
Okay, wait.
You over there in the back. Help me.
Quickly now, while he's dealing with the other dude!
Now, like the older games, no limits, no laws, and AC's here.
Oh, AC Hayden.
That's good dude.
Dude, that'd be like literally inhumane.
Why'd you do that to me, mate?
What is it?
Run!
Hold on, I commend myself.
It's why I literally got this.
Let's do it.
Goddamn.
It's hot.
Okay, we can go on a rescue mission for him.
In a second.
Oh no, am I getting infected?
Oh, and then I run out of my med thing.
It worked though, right?
Okay, it worked.
Can I do this?
Ah, he's going to come over here.
Thousand percent is going to come over here.
Or maybe not.
Dude, I'll take it.
down there. Everyone is dying! Ah, it's that dude's second hook. Okay. I'm close to finishing
it. Dude, we have no engines. This seems like the type of game where I'm gonna have to be
like the last survivor. I got a feeling. I might be able to fix this engine though.
The one. Add a little respect to the survivor side of things. Get one engine at the very
at least dude while he's smacking around that's not oh yeah come on come on we
almost got it we almost got it it's right there two percent two percent baby
dude I'm literally I'm literally gonna have to shower after this I feel my
shirt drenched in sweat thank God I was wearing my tennis shirt today dude I
I don't think I could do this.
Oh, oh, wait. He's gonna go up those stairs. Uh-oh.
He's really gonna camp that person?
That's bizarre.
Oh, because of the lock. No, they're dead. They're dead!
Okay.
Let's go up in the chest. Hopefully there's like a medic in there.
How do I- Dude, I'm getting infected. How do I clean myself up?
Oh, he saw me. Okay, what is it?
What is this?
Spray cell.
What does that do?
I gotta run. What does that do?
Oh, it takes care of the virus! Let's go.
That's pretty cool.
Hold on to the spray.
Daaamn! Is that the dudes?
He's- Oh my god, okay.
Maybe I can find the, uh, the hatch.
We got to find the hatch.
I might still be able to make this one.
How did he find me?
You're killing me.
Oh shoot!
Run!
I didn't know I was going to survive still.
Please!
Spare me!
I swear to God!
Take that!
Please spare me! I swear to God! Take that!
You weren't really gonna let me spray myself, dude. Come on.
Goddammit. I'm gonna wiggle so hard to spite you. Come on. Wiggle it up, baby. Wiggle it up, baby.
I made it let's go I'm out of here I'm out of here catch me on the other side I'm out
here that's pretty good that's pretty good dude
No, he finally got me. Hey, take my chance! Take my chance to escape! Come on!
Jesus Christ!
Swim bullets, dude. Swim bullets.
Alright.
If you guys want to get some Luna Cash Vault codes in, feel free to do it now.
It's available.
Base cash prize in the vault that you can win.
4-digit code.
You can redeem a hint if you want to get the second digit.
Right now, somebody redeemed a 1-digit hint, which is 6, so the code, the 4-digit code
starts with a 6 if you want to get your guesses in.
And today only, 50% off the redeem itself.
So normally it's 200 channel points to guess code,
and it's only a hundred for today.
So if you wanna do it, now's the time to do it.
Alright.
Hey, there you go.
Dragon time's set in the way.
Ooh.
And if we reach thresholds, I add money to bank.
Every time we reach it, which means,
Now it's got a lot of money stored up inside of the vault compared to its base price, so
It's gonna be a juicy a juicy win for somebody
Whoever cracks the code the lucky winner to guess it we'll get a nice juicy
Just catch price
My god, I'm literally sweating bullets
Literally sweating bullets over here.
Let's see, let's enter these cokes.
Let's do it! Let's see if any of these win a cash prize inside.
What do we have? 6-6.
Oh, that didn't work.
And then we have 6-6-2-2.
That didn't work. 6-7-7-7.
That's 6-4-7-1.
Oh, none of those work, man!
None of those work!
Hey, we're getting pretty close to another threshold.
Oh my goodness.
AC not working.
Uh, for you over there?
There you are. Uh-oh!
What happened to my camera? Hello?
My camera's bugging.
What happened to my camera?
Hello?
Camera?
It turned off!
My camera turned off!
Uh oh!
That's not good.
Oh, is it overheated?
Dude, I think it's overheated.
Jesus Christ, what's going on today, dude?
Dude, what is going on today?
It's literally overheated, man.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
overheated man okay I guess let me let it cool down for a little bit I don't know
oh dude if I wasn't sweating so much who would have thought you had to hop in a
shower after a string I literally got a full blown get a cool shower after this
I'm sweat.
So yeah, let's say the camera's overheating. So I gotta let it cool for a little bit.
Little bit.
But in the meantime, um, let's see. I guess I could put up like a mean in the meantime.
Pepe the frog maybe. A little Pepe.
Let me see. Let me get the bug's bunny actually.
I love the bug's bunny. Hold on.
Ah, it's not gonna fit vertically though.
Yeah, let's try this.
I
Chungus, it's Chungus time man
Let's add it let's add it let's do this
I think I have one already but...
I might as well do it again.
No items match your- woooooo? How's that possible?
Wrong folder.
There we go.
We got it.
all that bear with me
Perfect!
Oh my god, it's beautiful.
Literally beautiful.
Okay, we'll do that
It's the backup
Alright, I'd say that's pretty good.
Man, that's pretty good.
Alright, let's ready up again.
I have some cool gear now too, which is nice.
It's from this time!
you know it is. Oh my god, I'm sweating. I'm gonna turn my camera on a little bit though.
Like maybe in like 10 minutes, 15 minutes or so. Just give a chance to cool down. Okay,
let's see. Let's take a look at the loadout. What do we need? Add-ons. Oh, I still have
this isn't like busted or it's gonna use another one like automatically increase
the chance of triggering skill check well why would I want to do that increases
healing speed by 50% let's use that increases healing speed by 25% I
highly absorb in the pad cool offering we have like a ton tremendously
Increase the chance of spotting the hatch in the killer shack.
Okay, cool.
Pretty cool, pretty cool.
Good read.
He really ignored us. What happened?
Oh, dude, I was setting up this big chunks image.
It takes time.
Got to open up Google, got to download the image.
OBS is really slow.
Here, let me scroll back.
Oh Yuki, subscribed, tier 2, what is that? 29 months, let's go.
I would do the Mariachi time scene but there's no camera.
Oh, let me put Big Chungus in there, hold on.
We can still do it.
One second, we got Big Chungus celebrating this.
One second.
Hey!
Wow!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Get a big gengi.
It's beautiful!
Woo!
Okay, let's do it.
I hear somebody fixing an engine right now.
And I'm gonna try and help them out.
Somebody see me?
Where are they?
Oh, Lord Jesus.
Run?
Run!
Who is that?
Hey, you missed.
You missed.
Okay.
How do you get me there?
Oh.
No!
Run away.
Crawl away.
Run away.
No!
Run away!
Crawl away!
Crawl, I swear!
I swear!
Yeah, I was pretty quick. I'm not gonna lie.
I heard the Harpy, but I wasn't sure if it was, like, on me. You know what I mean?
Look, look, look, look, we got somebody right there. It's fine.
There's somebody right there.
Help me!
Help me, my savior! Help me!
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh my god, thank you so much.
Oh, that feels so good.
Yeah, give me those back scratches.
Get it to me.
Oh yeah.
What?
We fixed this?
Let's go.
We got this ain't nobody gonna challenge us otherwise the face to rare a big
Juggies.
Was it not just the stuff? Okay. Hold on. You know how intense could get when I'm in the middle of repairing an engine.
Give me one second.
Yeah!
It's got an intense over here, man.
it's hot it's real hot oh job well done that was a job well done come now we
gotta reject officer pickle that's your pickle in there
What was the best part of my opinion?
you
No idea Jesus twice
Yeah, let's do this I was trying to see if I was going to use my magic oh my bad
Dang it. Can the killer see that if I mess up
Why are you why are you moving oh good yeah go for her it's fine I'll do this
I'll do this why did that happen why did this fully explode why did it fully explode Jesus
Christ. Oh, he saw me. He saw me.
Ooh!
What?! But I have the perk!
Why don't I get hit?
Run. Just run. Just run.
It's okay.
I'll be fine.
I'm gonna die huh am I gonna die I miss the sketch act oh thank God it just lowers
your time right? The killer can see you on the map when you when you mess up like in
general right? I figured. God damn it.
Help me! Help me! Thank you.
What is happening what's this skirt skirt skirt skirt
God damn it god damn it
Leave me be okay good
No, leave me be I
I shouldn't have moved you probably would have thought oh you're just gonna stand there, okay?
Legal for my life
What is that my second oh Jesus I'm dead I'm sure I'm dead
told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shiiiit
she was lucky
unfortunate, dude
ooh la la
unfortunate
holy smokes
holy smokes, wakamoli
uh, what is this?
all daily rituals have been claimed
already?
yeah, that's pretty good, though
that's not bad
Man, we did, um, what do we get? We got a few clutch revives, though. That's not bad.
You know what I'm expecting to explode next is my airpods. Just literally my ears. Explodes.
Can't handle the heat. Woof!
Oh my god. It's hot. Claude, dead. Who's that?
Is that Farm Beans?
Bruh.
How'd you sneak your way to my lobby?
Alright, let's get it then.
Oh my god.
Let's take a look at Twitter.
See what's trending.
interesting? Oh my god, did you guys see that whole thing about Biden? Be compared to, you
know who? Because of the lighting at his speech? I thought that was crazy. Pilot lands after
threatening to crash plane in Mississippi. What? Pilot lands after threatening to crash
the plane? Authorities say a plane that was circling over northern Mississippi and whose
pilot had threatened to crash it into a Walmart store on Saturday landed safely. According
to the, uh, sorry, Associated Press, uh, and the governor announced that the situation
has been resolved and that no one was injured. What do they, what do they, uh, promise him?
Gift card at Walmart? Hey please, my brother, don't crash into the Walmart and we will
give you an unlimited supply of nacho cheese Doritos. How about that? He literally was like,
okay. Okay. Wait, so did you see it to the man with that lighting on Biden? I'm not gonna lie,
though. Why would he do that at night with that lighting? Where's your mind at? Unless you were
planning to use like blue lights also with it to make it like a red white and blue thing.
But that was crazy dude.
That was like the worst decision.
Oh my god. Dan Schneider's trending yet again.
This man can't catch a break.
I've been seeing this guy trend all week.
I think he's finally done for.
It's finally all coming out.
Uh, let me take a look at my loadout.
Oh yeah, that's right, I was looking at the offerings.
Marley increases luck.
Uh, Claims the Endurance Light increases the distance between sacrificial hooks appearing
in the world.
Hey, that's pretty cool.
That's a good one right there.
Okay, what else? Camping kit? I mean, yeah, let's use another one. They're pretty good. They're pretty good.
Um...
Do I need to put any more blood points anywhere? I mean, we can, right?
Get more camping kits? What is this? What is this? Brand new part?
Action is replaced with a install brand-new part.
Installing the brand-new part will automatically repair 15% of the generator over 5 seconds.
Dude, that's crazy.
Wait, that's pretty good.
Let's go for that.
That's crazy, man.
Let's get more medkits.
Level 26.
Ooh, we can get another one.
Oh, what's this?
Technician.
You are amped a handling machinery with the greatest care and precision.
The noise is caused by your repairs and their hearing distance are reduced by 8 meters.
Ooh!
Okay.
Wait, that's pretty good.
After performing a rush vault, breaking into a sprint,
running speed...
Oh, that was pretty good too, dude.
The rush vault.
Sorry, I didn't ready up.
Oh no, I did ready up.
That's not my fault.
So we're fine.
Um...
Hold on.
Back to the blood blood.
Wait, which one do I want to go for? I can only go for one, huh?
100% 150% of your normal running speed for a maximum of three seconds
Interesting I feel like this won't be good on her man
That one'd be super good on her, but I also like this. You know what?
What the? God damn give me a second
Give me a second
That's one of the best ones. Wait, which one?
You know why Dan Schneider is trending.
Dude, what other reason would Dan Schneider be trending if not like literally the only
reason that he trends?
He's only got one reason to trend.
It's crazy.
But recently there was an article that came out.
So it's even more public now, that's why.
It's getting a lot more attention as opposed to like just some viral tweets.
I think it was Insider.
Insider wrote a little piece.
Because you're such a nice guy!
Is that stupid of me?
Wait, uh, stuff. Which perk were you talking about, by the way?
The Vault 1 or the repair one?
I think the Vault 1 is, like, pretty good, because as you're running away and stuff,
that speed, like, would give me a chance to just constantly do that over and over, right?
Is there a cooldown period for that? Like, can I just keep vaulting over things,
and gaining that speed?
Man, when I'm a killer, I feel like I go up against people with that all the time.
The thing means and that's how they're able to like just run around in circles
I'm never able to catch them the vault one right. Oh, dude. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna get that one after this one
Oh, it's so hot. It's so hot
Yeah, I know the repair one is pretty good too. I don't think I'll be able to get it. It's like a one one thing only
I'll start with the ball. I'm sure it'll pop up somewhere else.
As that level up...
Falling means like, we all know why I'm...
Why do we need to break back?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Raccoon City?
Wait, I've never been here before!
This is the first time I'm on this map.
That's pretty cool.
Whoa!
This is pretty cool dude. I like it. Oh, this is generator right here. Okay. Let's do it.
You want to jump on this with me? Hey buddy. Hey buddy. Come on. Somebody's getting attacked.
You're going to run away? That's not cool dude. That's literally not cool.
And then does that Jesus Christ
Oh, it's that dude with the knives
To run are we gonna run?
Okay, we're running we're running
Gotta get out of here data skadoodle
Where's he going he's going up the stairs
Okay, this is actually like the worst spot to be in.
He's gonna see me.
He's totally gonna see me.
He's gonna come back here, right?
He didn't see me.
He saw me.
Maybe?
Maybe not?
Oh my god, he really didn't see me?
Dude, that's insane.
Don't panic, I'm here!
Don't panic, I'm here. Let's go! Run!
He's right there! Run! Run!
Oh, sheesh!
This reminds me of Halloween Horror Nights. This layout.
Oh, dude, this is so cool, though.
Man, speaking of Halloween hornites, I want to go so bad this year.
I want to go so, so bad you have no idea.
I'm really tempted.
I can fix this one.
Damn, that dude died real quick.
Oh!
Ooh!
Peaks it up! Peaks it up!
Yeah, I really like this map.
It looks cool.
I think for howling hornites, they're gonna do the same thing.
Like the, uh...
What is it? The purge?
for that little tour bus thing.
Ah, that looks so cool!
I wanna be immersed.
I love all the, uh, the spooky aspects.
I think I'm gonna be able to get this one.
I'm sure he doesn't even know how to get in here.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, they're over there. Yeah, they're pretty far away.
this. Wait, what's Fallen Bean's doing? You fixing an engine date? What was that noise?
God. That's definitely the noise I'm gonna make when I'm getting stabbed.
Oh
Okay, run time to go
Was everybody it
Is this like a... can I go through here? No?
It's all blocked off. Ooh! We got another engine fix.
Let's go. That was following beans. Okay, good, good, good, good.
Uh, I don't even know how to get out of here.
Alright, following beans, we got a decision to make.
We go help this dude, or we just focus on the engines.
We got three more to do.
He's probably getting camped.
Not gonna be able to do anything about it.
He's right there.
Let's see.
Run.
I don't got you. Okay. Somebody else has got you're dead
You're slasque
Okay, no no lie though, this is like probably the worst map for that dude to be in right? Oh
Shoot because of all the corners and stuff
oh my god did I do a thing I think I did a thing
You know he's mad dude!
He had to hit me again, you know he's mad.
Have you tried out the strange things, killer demogorgon?
Yeah, I don't like it. No, you know what? It's not that bad. I just I haven't played it enough to like really know how to utilize it
But it's not that bad. It's not that bad at the beginning. I really did hate it though
Because I didn't know how to play him or anything like that
Whoo nice rescue nice rescue
I'm just following you here. Should we go like right here? I think we're good here here
Maybe not
No! He's really gonna chase us?
Ohhhh.
Okay. Run.
No! Why do you have these the bad ones? You don't want to use your knives!
You really don't want to use your knives!
So stupid.
Oh, I was doing so good on that too.
Let's go check.
I would've kept running if I'd known he was just following that one pathway.
That's crazy.
He's gonna camp me.
Ah, so stupid.
He's really gonna camp me, huh?
No, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
No, he's just gonna take me down.
And no one did!
Oh!
GG, GG.
Man are the two teammates were useless they died instantly dude
Holy moly
That's crazy
It's hot
I will survive if there is one thing that I know will stay and I will survive.
Unbelievable.
Literally unbelievable.
Well, we did pretty good though.
Like, not horrible, anyway.
It could have gone way worse.
I know that.
It could have gone much worse.
Woof!
And I didn't get my loadout.
Dude, I swear I probably would have done so much better with this.
You know what? I'm gonna get that thing.
No, I can't get it! Ah, so annoying.
Okay.
Alright, let's grab this stuff.
Maybe we'll see it again somewhere.
Brand new part. What is this?
Let's get the brand new part.
I don't want this. Tremendously increase the chance of being sent to...
without being burnt.
This is the dookie stuff.
We're just clearing the dookie stuff.
What else?
Ooh, what's this?
Each time a generator is completed, Darksense activates.
Oh, I think I need that, don't I?
Let's see, my loadout?
Oh, never mind, I don't- oh yeah, I do use it.
Darksense.
Uh, wait, what am I gonna replace?
Alert, your Q-Sense is a higher alert.
When the killer performs a break action, the killer is revealed to you for 5 seconds.
I mean, that's been pretty useful to me.
You are fueled by unexpected energy when saving an ally.
Keep their endurance status back for extra-
Survivors, you unhook.
Keep their endurance.
Keep their endurance movement speed.
So this is like...
Okay, I see, I see.
Helping others heighten your morale, when you rescue a survivor from a hook, gain 100% speed increase.
While healing others.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
I'm not supposed to pretend that each time the generator is completed.
Uh, the killer's revealed to you.
No, I don't think I need this one, honestly.
I mean, versus...
Let's do this one.
Yeah, let's do the vault, and then your Q-Senses are heightened, we get the rescue power here.
Let's do that.
And for the Blood Web, I mean, we don't really have a reason not to get this, I guess.
Unless there's something else somewhere.
Grandma's cookbook!
Tremendously increases the chances of being sent to...
I mean, we might as well just get this.
In case I ever want to go back to it.
just get a bunch of other random stuff
no need to read
do you have the decisive strike?
i don't think i do
let me take a look
i don't think i do
that's one that i gotta get to
nah i don't think i do
um...
but i will do this one instead now
with this
I wanna try it. And then what's this?
Increase the toolbox sabotage to be by 15%.
Oh, sabotaging.
Perents skill from being notified when sabotaging a hook.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Ooh, wait, that's pretty cool.
Should I do that? Let's try that!
Hey, I'm ready to go!
What's this?
Calls on the enemy to create two more chests.
Sure.
Tremendously increases the chances of being sent to Red Forest.
Oh my god.
Let's do the luck thing.
For now.
Man, I have so many blood points, look at that.
Well, I was busy.
I was doing some. I was busy.
What is this?
I mean, it doesn't hurt to have like more perks, you know?
Available?
Sponge?
Ooh, ooh! Anti-Hemmert syringe.
Nice.
What is this?
This is not happening. You perform your best when you're under extreme pressure.
Ooh.
Sounds pretty good too.
Oh my god, I think I gotta get another drink. It's literally too hot.
Like, I don't even know what would cool me off either.
In general, you know.
Hey, all right. Well, let's see
Is there any new um, we got the hash vault redeems
How many more oh
Three new ones. All right. Okay, hold on. Oh, get the milk. Yeah, I don't know about that
I am, however, obtaining a cheese stick, because they're delicious.
I love it.
Dude, gotta love cheesesteaks.
And water.
Woo!
Alright, I'll try the codes after this match, by the way.
Alright, let's get it.
We got this!
My camera might be...functional.
After this match, too.
Let's do it.
Sneaky, sneaky does it.
Hey, where you going?
Where you going?
Install a brand new part.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
I didn't know I had to do that.
That's crazy.
Oh, but now it's going heck of slow.
Yeah, help me out!
Dude, I can't wait to try the vault thing.
Oh, we're getting it!
Come on!
We got this!
Yeah, I know they literally did.
One minute it was like, hey, let's get it.
You know they're acting like they didn't even know me
They're like oh see you oh
My god, it's Michael Myers, but do we get it? Oh, we got it. Let's go. I
Heard the music. I heard the Michael Myers music dude. Oh
This map is really cool too. I like the aesthetic of it
Yeah, let's go back see if we can find a generator
Oh, he's over there! And I hear a generator somewhere over here. Okay, there's one over here.
I got you! Let's do this! Fast, fast, fast! Oh no! Commit, commit, commit, commit, commit, commit!
Commit! Commit! I don't get to commit! I don't get to commit!
I'm gonna eat some apple later.
I'm gonna eat some rum.
You gonna get twerked on.
You gonna want this booty.
This booty I'm gonna want to tell.
You gonna want this booty.
Come on.
Hey, how long is it taking you to get this booty?
How long is it taking you to heal yourself?
Bruh.
That's impu- there's no way it's taking that long.
There's literally no way it's taking that long.
Oh my go- okay nevermind.
Let's go this way.
And now you're fixed.
Oh, there's a generator over here. Let's fix it.
I got my trusty old toolbox.
Oh, you know what?
Man, I didn't even try unhooking anything.
Fix it up, fix it up.
Yeah!
Oh wait, are you able to infinitely kill yourself?
I didn't know that.
As that girl.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't know if they're worth rescuing.
Woohoohoohoo!
That was close.
I almost messed that one up.
Okay, doing pretty good
Doing pretty good
Oh come in come in come in come in come in we got this. I'll take the heat. I'll take the heat
Recover recover. I'll take the heat man
Come it
Wait, I'll fix it!
I'll fix it!
We got this!
I'm gonna go save the other person.
I don't know if I'll be able to get there in time.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Liv!
Oh my god, I'm here! No!
I was just there, man.
I was literally just there.
Just have to wait two more seconds!
Literally like 0.2 seconds.
And then we're good to go.
Oh my god, but literally, the boys on Amazon?
Top tier show.
Literally a top tier show.
Balambin's dead.
Balambin said, I'm going out like this.
And then they went out like that.
So now, I just gotta find the hatch, huh?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Uh-oh.
Crow!
Where'd the hatch at?
Always over there.
Did he find the hatch?
Is that why?
Can't I just open this door?
Aren't I allowed to do that once it reaches...
No?
I would still have to fix the generators?
Dude, that is so stupid.
Okay, it's all up to the hatch.
If I could find it...
Is this the hatch?
Where would it be?
You think it's going to be in the center of the map?
Would it be down low? Would it ever be in a basement?
No, I got the unlimited heal perk. It takes me so long to heal with. Oh, really? That's
crazy, dude. Collect it. And then do deting. Just so I can stop moaning. I'm moaning
all over the place. Noice. Alright. Oh shoot. Please tell me you didn't see me. Please tell
me you didn't see me. I don't think you saw me. The problem is there's no hatch on this
side of the map so we have to go in.
Olex, stop!
I wasn't talking to you.
Sheesh!
Is that the hatch?
Snakey doesn't.
Come on.
Where the hatch at?
Should I just try my luck by fixing these things?
That doesn't make sense, right?
It's better to just like...
Try and find the hatch.
God damn it.
Oh my- oh- oh!
Let's go!
I did it!
Escape!
Baby!
That's what I'm talking about!
oh my god easy peasy easy peasy man
Jesus Christ all right I told you it'd be worth it I knew it so now I know what
the hatch looks like like a thousand percent
see I wasn't
like certain certain
i thought it would just be the uh... the thing where you have to open it
and you know i didn't know it's gonna already be open for you
that's pretty good dude
that was a good game
that dude had no idea where i was
he must have been scratching his head dude
going
ahhhhhh
literally that whole time
alright
we got one more, let's get one more in
I wanna finish up this t-shirt
I'm gonna turn on my camera
for the last one
man
this is a really good t-shirt
now I got a lot
It's pretty good
I know that feeling that was a killer
When there's like only one more up, are you doing so well, and then they just escape
It's one of the most annoying feeling
All right, okay my cover work
I think it's working!
the load jesus i'm right i'm right big tongue is gonna hear the big junk is
mean
It's a little update.
It's still hot.
It is still hot.
Damn, I gotta put my camera focus all up.
you
Wait, I think she's over there!
Spooky!
Just sabotage all the hooks.
Dude did they automatically go back up?
Cause how did that hook go back up?
You guys saw me sabotage it.
I feel like that was way too fast, right?
to automatically like just go back it's good that it's good little like a little
I swear I haven't seen one generator so far.
Where are they at?
Other than the ones that I fixed.
That one.
I can't dismantle this one.
My toolbox is done for.
Where are the chests at?
Okay, they're pretty far away from me.
So... Oh, this is a generator. Dude!
It's in like a real creepy spot.
Real dark spot. I couldn't see it.
Hey-ya!
Let's get these skill checks. Dude, this is a really cool map.
Oh, she hears me!
She's gonna come over here.
Oh, good.
they're killing somebody else they're literally killing somebody else man I'll
take it after a cool down yeah okay that's probably why them
halfway there come on come on come on is that our strategy she's just getting
people down falling beads go help them out I'm halfway on the one of the
engines halfway 60% easy unless you're fixing one right now too then we'd be
down to which is not that bad damn they're dead already holy smokes that
was fast yeah I know score killing them listen as long as it's not me I'm down
find another hatch but I am doing my objectives okay I fixed one engine
already and I'm trying to fix one right now I think they're coming this way
over right there oh shoot it's not gonna be good
please now please
It's just not bolting it.
Are they behind me?
What's with the music?
Are they behind me?
No!
How'd you do that?
Oh, that's so stupid.
Why can't I-
Oh, the frickin' vent was blocking me!
Oh, the oath-a-hatchet lady!
Oh, dude.
Ah!
I was doing so good on the spell check.
Okay, where the fuck do you think that's?
Dude, that's crazy.
Should I take one chance to leave?
I might...
Unless you want to save me?
They're mine. Run! I appreciate it, but run! They're gonna come this way.
Vault them up. Oh shoot. Yeah, what if we do this? What if we do this? Okay. Unless they
hear me, right? I'm making too much noise. I'm making way too much noise. Here, let's
Let's leave. Let's leave. Since they're distracted with one person.
Can I hide behind this thing?
They're camping them! They're camping them!
Give me one second, and I'm gonna go over there. Just give me one second.
I hear her singing, and she's right here.
Oh, shoot.
Oh mother Teresa!
Oh that was close!
Oh no!
You missed! I'm out of there.
Sprint, 150% speed!
You can't catch me!
I'm too fast.
Too clean.
Bro, save yourselves!
Ha ha ha!
Save yourself!
Oh man, I'm out of here.
It's time to boogie.
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
Woohoohoohoohoohoohoo!
Skadaddle skadoodle.
There's one person up.
And they might be able to help me.
Uh oh.
Wait.
They're not gonna know where I am.
Probably needs to make it out!
Oh my god, that's amazing.
They're not gonna know where I am.
Right here is the perfect spot!
Let's see. No! They got followed me down again.
Dang it!
Okay, I can only pray that, uh, here, let me do the recovery, I guess.
One person's over here! That's the other teammate!
Let's go!
I'm trying to, I'm trying to speed up the recovery right now.
Oh, let's go.
Ooh, they're pretty far away too.
Okay.
What are you doing?
What?
You really messed up that stickle?
The one time.
Come on, let's go check.
Oh, we're totally dead, dude.
The killer can see that, right?
What are you doing?
Why are you moving?
My huge movie! You wanna heal me? Heal me.
Oh my God! Woo! I got hit with a hatchet dude!
Oh here's a...
Then literally right in my temple.
He's looking kind of dumb with the finger in his...
Jesus Christ!
Why are you hovering over me? Huh?
Leave me be!
And why are you doing that?
No! He got hit!
Wait, I might still be able to find a hatch.
I believe.
If he gets hooked and he dies...
Oh, I don't think he's gonna die fast enough, huh?
Where'd she get hooked?
Skedaddle skedaddle skedaddle skedaddle
What the?
No, he found me. God damn it.
No!
I feel so good!
And yet...
Dude, I was doing so good, man.
Oh my god.
Woo!
This is what he worked out here.
It did be some funny work.
Jesus Christ.
Not bad.
That was a pretty good game.
The map was nice.
I'd say that was pretty close.
We made some pretty good plays, too.
Decent teammates.
left because I think he only got hooked like once now all of a sudden he was dead
went straight to the other side literally straight over there crazy oh look
at that very close to the other threshold by the way of adding more money
you
Let's see what kind of guesses you're gonna pull up
Woo!
John Wick needs to be in the game.
I mean, fair.
We gotta do a match though, so...
I'll do those codes in a second.
How many do we got? Four codes to enter.
Ooh! Listen, we're halfway there.
Five more code redeems,
and I'll add more money to the Lunar Prize Vault.
Which, man, it's stacking, dude.
It's stacking with cash right now.
If you guys want to add some more like I said whoever gets the the lucky code that cracks it
It's gonna be real happy with the cage. Oh
My god, it's a dead body. We don't want to end up like her
Why do we hear a heartbeat?
Are they below me
That's right, that's what's really good about a Feng Min.
You can move at the same speed while walking, or like a faster speed anyway.
It's really nice.
So let's do that.
Oh, we're looking around for an engine.
I'm here in a heartbeat!
I kinda wanna have these down already, so that...
Oh, but then he could just break them, huh?
Okay, let's not do that.
But let's fix this.
Uh, toolbox repair.
Do it!
Okay, good. He's decently far away.
Decently.
And I have my thing that eliminates skill checks, right?
Oh no! But it's done!
Just like that. It's over.
But I might be able to get this.
Ooh. That one's pretty good.
Where is everybody else? What are they doing?
They fixing some engines?
Nobody's gotten hit yet.
Looks pretty cool.
Is that a person? What is that? Was that a crow? Oh, nice! We got one. Okay. Hey, this might be a four-
four-man survivor type game.
We got one so far. Oh, we're about to get two.
And hopefully three with somebody else.
Okay, still pretty far away from me. Nice! Dude, we all are...
Or we all managed to get one, I think.
Let's see.
I'm about to finish mine up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hey, there are two engines.
Let's go.
With nobody hit, nobody getting on a hook.
That's pretty good.
I do want to know where the hatch is just in case.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Where?
They're over here oh shoot is that them they on that side
Which side are you all I?
Need a chillax for a little bit. I don't want to expose my we're doing so good doing so good man. We got momentum
Let's go get these last two.
Is that one over there? No, that one's fixed right.
Okay.
I think so, right? When all the lights are on?
Is that a person? It's fallen beans.
Where's the bi- Oh, they're over there. Okay, let's go this way.
Sprint this way. Try and find an engine.
Hey, it's the TV!
No engines? Oh, but there's this. Let's go. I need myself a little chest. Be something good!
Well, we keep an eye out.
What is that? Is that an arm? Oh my god, it's a map? Wait, what does that mean?
It reveals things right? I can't see. What is it revealing?
Am I losing it? I'm not seeing anything.
Did I just get scammed? Or was that that?
Uh-oh. How do I use this?
What? What on earth? Dude.
Most useless map. Holy Christ.
It's supposed to reveal chests and stuff like that. Yeah, I know not a single thing got revealed though. I
Didn't see any generators dude. I can't even find where the other generator is
Unless we're camping it. Let's go somebody got it at least I see falling beans over there
Pulled down you can pull this down
Lord Jesus Christ of course
Are they following you? Oh, boy.
No! Oh, I don't want to be the one that dies.
I don't want to be the one that dies.
Please, please, please. This is going to work. This is going to work.
This has to work.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Let's go!
You have to be in a more specific zone for it to work.
Like, uh, radius, you mean?
That's what I figured, but, dude, nothing was popping up.
Okay, the good news is, they're like around there somewhere, but I think we could leave.
Safely.
Dude, this is like- I'm sorry to say, but this is like a really bad killer.
Oh my God, he really did run past me.
So funny.
Are the generators down low? Is that why?
I mean, we only need one more, right?
Oh, that one's fixed. Oh, shoot.
Where are they?
I can't see.
Dude, we only need one more for this four man.
I don't wanna be part of it.
Where are they?
I don't know where-
Oop!
Let's go.
Oh, shoot.
They're mine.
They didn't see me.
Okay.
Can we go to the other one?
Is there only one, or is there two?
Let's try and see if there's one on the opposite end.
Oh, shoot!
Wait, so they opened the door?
There's one in the opposite end.
Let's go.
Right?
I could open this, right?
Let's go.
Please, let me live!
Oh, this is gonna be so cool.
I think we're about to get a 4-man for our last game.
That's not bad.
Let's go, let's go!
We did it!
They're coming, they're on their way!
Let's go!
Change!
Do we do this?
As they are...
...befounded?
Do we do a little bit of this?
Oh man the four-man escape
No, they're not gonna come over here. Oh Jesus. Let's do it
The four-man escape for the last game is not bad. Oh everyone did really good. Yeah, everyone was like sneaky fixing their engines
Let's go
GGs, fallen beans. GGs. That was a good one, dude.
Damn.
Look at some bug points for that one.
Killer didn't get any of us once. Yeah, I know.
I was seen once, but I managed to escape.
Hiding a locker for, like, 10 seconds.
And I don't know what was going on with them, dude.
They were just, they were like,
What?
But who knows I'll take it the four-man escape is always fun to do but
unfortunately
That's gonna be it for today's live stream
I'm gonna leave you guys with a rebroadcast if you're new when you're watching
I put up a rebroadcast so that you can continue to stack up channel points that you are earning
Automatically just by watching the channel that you could use for in real life items redeems
For this channel if you haven't already check out the redeems of the channel you could even things as big as a
PlayStation 5 Xbox
$100 Amazon gift card and then some mid stuff like gaming snacks if you want to get 40 bags Doritos cases of Pepsi
Reese's Cup sour patch kids all those things and then of course all the other redeems that you could do like Luna prize
Vault for instance
But yeah
Let's go ahead and wait do we have
Did I do them? I can't I can't tell if I did any of the the guesses did I do
these already I don't remember let's do them real quick just in case
The last set of codes!
Alright, let's see. We got 6, 7, 11, 6, 9, 9, 0, 6, 5, 2, 1, 6, 8, 2, 2, 6, 9, 3, 6, 6.
Oh, none of those work, which means the cash is still up for grabs, y'all.
Alright, I hope you guys enjoyed.
I will see you later, and of course, if you ever want to get updates and stuff like that,
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What's up, what's up guys? How's it going? How's it going?
oh my goodness dude I am ready to dive into some in sound mine in sound mine is
gonna be crazy apparently
who's this guy who's this guy just up in it bam we'll put the band
Hammer
You know, it's funny it says I'm unable to ban
It's very strange good work good work, but
God any who yeah in sound mine is
what I'm gonna be playing today and
And from what I understood it was a little bit of horror, a little bit of problem-solving and all that.
Luna knows what's up. Luna knows. Luna knows.
Maybe I'm unable to do it from like the uh, let's try this way.
Oh, there we go. Now it worked.
I wasn't able to do it from like the pop-out chat feature. That's why because I usually have my chat popped up.
Luna, Luna, I'm sorry I don't have any treats for you today. You're gonna have to deal with a no treat stream.
It is what it is. Sorry, I don't have any for you. I know. I didn't mean to not have any. I just don't have any.
So next time next time, but I will say that I am gonna be playing this game
With a controller, uh-oh, should we just get it started?
Okay, first of all the a button is a little in a different spot than I'm used to
AB x y is that how it normally is I
Guess so like the traditional controller. I'm used to the Nintendo switch, so
Let's try it out man. Let's do it
New game!
Do we have to click?
What do we click? A or B?
Because none of them is working.
Why?
I can move around?
But A is not working for some reason.
None of the buttons are working.
Hello?
It's weird too because I can do this.
I can move around the menu but that's about it.
I clicked every single button on the controller.
You're kidding me.
Can I do this?
Can I do that?
Maybe this is part of the game.
Maybe I'm supposed to figure it out?
Is there some way I'm supposed to figure this out?
Dude, I'm telling you.
Hold on, maybe I can play without...
Okay.
Okay. Select game difficulty. Difficulty.
But now I can't move.
Up and down. That's what's so weird.
A casual experience focused on story and atmosphere.
A balanced experience, same story, more action. What does that mean, more action?
A true survival horror for experienced players.
Okay. Hold up.
the controller is not working.
Let me connect it again. Let me turn it off and turn on.
Maybe it had too much of a time out.
Bro, I'm excited to try out the controller so it better work.
It's literally the whole reason I got this dude.
I kinda wanna see the story. Yeah, same.
I just kinda want the story in the atmosphere.
So I want it more casual, you know?
Since that's the whole reason I'm playing this game, the story here is really good.
Like what's the difference?
What kind of difficulty would it give me?
As far as like what the puzzles that they're going to present to me?
Like the challenges?
Cause then I'd rather just do easy.
I don't want to like brainstorm the whole time.
You know what I mean?
I want to get the feel of the story.
But I don't want it to be too easy too where it's just like I'm watching a movie
here.
Although that's not a... bad thing.
Okay, it's still not working.
Dude, what the freak?
Here, Lunacam for a second.
Let's take a look at the uh...
Bluetooth.
I mean, it is connected, but...
How am I supposed to...
Use it?
Isn't it just supposed to be automatic?
I know, I might have to play without a controller.
It's so sad.
Yeah, it's as connected.
I mean, dude...
Should I restart the game and try it? Let's restart the game now that I have the controller available. It might just do it that way.
I mean, it's not like I clicked anything, right? There was no settings or anything, so...
Let's try it this way.
But it's not even full screen!
Feel free to use any footage or screen captures of this game in live streaming and let's play videos music included.
Oh. Okay, so look. A? No, it's still not working.
Settings? That's super annoying. Let's go to settings, maybe controls.
Crouch control on, invert access.
I guess because it knows... Oh, this is a PC game. That's why.
It's a PC game. It's not a it's not controller. Ah
Or show controller layout, bro. Oh
X will X's to use but it's usually a
A or B I guess I
Mean that's exactly what I have so
Why won't it work?! Man, that's disappointing. I don't get it. And now what's funny too is
once I use my mouse, which by the way I don't know why this isn't full screen, once I use
my mouse it doesn't even oh but now it's doing this again oh so yeah we'll do
easy can we do this what's QE
maybe it'll work in game you think I guess I could try it there's no there's no
risk trying it in game right well before I do that actually how do I get
Full screen, where'd that go?
Window, Jesus Christ.
Full screen, baby.
Or maybe there's an option here?
Apply changes.
No, I feel like it would be in the other one, right?
I mean, either way, I might have to use the keyboard and mouse.
This doesn't work.
Camera sensitivity, aim toggle, sprint toggle, off.
Oh, that's the turn it off?
Oh toggle never mind never mind. So there's no options, huh?
Damn, okay. I mean, okay. It is what it is
We'll go back we'll start a new game and I'll try to use it
We'll test it out. We'll see we'll see
I'm a little bum because like dude. It's literally the whole reason. I got the controller
I guess I'm gonna have to return it if it doesn't work because in
In theory it should work right in theory. I'm gonna blame the controller not the game as of right now
But yeah, how was everyone's night gone so far morning daytime whatever time zone it is hopefully everyone's doing good
We create stuff a game studio
Modus
Modus TM
Minecraft realm, I mean, got hacked and the mod's in the graphics right now.
Hacked, killed the cat.
I killed the cat.
Curiosity only brought her to me.
Oh.
Curiosity.
Killed the cat.
You know what reference that is by the way?
It's the Schrodinger's cat. He didn't know.
Quantum physics. That's how quantum physics was essentially theory.
The theory, the idea, was through the, through the example of Schrodinger's cat.
I'm just saying! And the curiosity part is because when you look inside of the box,
I mean, before you even do anything, yeah, let's see if I can move.
How did I get down here?
That's not working.
Move, look around.
It wants me to use the...
It wants me to use...
Maybe if I disconnect my keyboard, it'll work.
But then I'd have to do the same for the mouse, and that just doesn't make sense to me.
Dude, that's so stupid!
Oh, sorry.
The frustration is unreal.
Unreal.
Anyways, back to Shroder and his cat.
Basically...
Here, I might as well move this forward.
Basically, before you look inside of the box, there's a cat inside of the box.
There's a timed poison that gets released inside of the box.
You don't know the timing of it or anything like that.
So the cat lives in limbo, meaning you don't know if it's dead or alive.
But if you look inside of the box, you confirm whatever it is.
Dude, the sensitivity on this is insane, by the way.
Wowzers. Goddamn. Maybe I'm just so used to like the first person shooters, but
god damn dude. It's still super fast. What the? Zero? How about zero? There we go.
Maybe because my internal DPI is already like really high. I don't really
need it. That's a little too slow. But I don't I don't need it that high. Let's
try that. That's good. That's good. That's smooth. We're looking for smooth
here what's this look around I mean that's what I did no it wants me to
identify this or what what does he want me to do I mean let's get out of here
right man I'm so sad I can't play this on controller guess we pick up this
Should I Google it real fast?
I feel like I should Google it if I'm going to commit to a controller.
Because I don't even know what I'm going to do for a future reference, right?
Like, how am I going to play other games if I can't use this controller?
How to use Luna controller in PC games?
Like, why wouldn't it work?
Did the Loon Controller support offline gameplay on PC, Mac, and Android, offline gameplay over USB, and Bluetooth?
What?
And Bluetooth on iOS isn't supported, so you can't do it on iOS.
God, Dan, that's good to know. That's useless, then.
How do I play games with a Loon Controller?
Make sure you're compatible, press the hold action, your controller is now discoverable.
All things it's like already connected as you saw because I was able to scroll through the menu and stuff
Yeah, the controllers called Luna from Amazon. I
Wouldn't buy it doesn't work
At least for me anyway
The home and microphone buttons can function as a home and search to learn a disable functions
I mean yeah, it's already it's technically connected dude
But the game doesn't why wouldn't the game understand that that's what I have I
Find that really stupid
Sorry, it's just
How does that make sense maybe because I bought it on steam
Maybe it's the game issue it could be right
It's frustrating because it's literally the whole reason why I'm practice
Mmm. Well, let me turn it off so it doesn't waste battery
You think it's this game? I guess the real way to know is to play Sekiro, right?
Sekiro is literally like, it doesn't even want to show me this, where it shows me
like the keyboard actions and stuff. I'll definitely know through Sekiro.
Okay, moving along, sorry about that. Notice, catastrophe, forget everything.
Life as you know it is now out of the window. All indicators are indicating
Stay inside
Who la la space toggle text. Oh
case you couldn't read it
You guys you couldn't read it. Why does that show like an eye button?
Time and space
Okay
So far so good. Is this kind of like back rooms interact with a locked object. It's locked. There's a keyhole
Find out what's going on inventory
Okay, I mean we got this splooge of colors right on the ground
Do we go into it?
Plus 100. What does that mean? Is that my health?
Whoa
Whoa.
Trippy, man.
That's a dose of LSD crawling through my feet.
Why would it want me to sprint?
Am I supposed to run away from something?
What's this?
Please don't scare me.
I just want to know about the story.
story. I don't want to be scared. How do I open up my, um, what am I supposed to do? Just run through.
Need to escape.
Wait, maybe I'm supposed to run?
I sprint until...
Until what?
Okay, no my health is going down dude, so let's go this way instead
It's too dark in here. I can't see anything work room
So a light switch
Light switch light switch
It's locked as a keyhole
How do I get over there
There was something in that room. This one?
Bro, if there is, I literally can't see anything.
I'm not getting any indicators either. Like, as if I'm supposed to grab some.
But it's so dark. In this little area over there.
There are key around here.
What was that?
Oh! Maybe we go here.
What does that mean? Can we bonk it? Can we move it? With something. I see. I see. Oh,
hold on. Okay. Let's get up here. Oh, we got a flashlight. That's good. That's good. Hopefully
it doesn't run out of batteries. What else can we grab? Now we can see. Okay, it wants
This is to grab something that we could bonk that gate with.
But what is there?
Nothing I could grab so far.
Maybe it's in another room.
How do I get my health back, by the way?
Oh, what's this?
Hello?
Wait, was that chair always there?
I don't think that chair was always there.
That's a little freaky
I guess you go I don't know what that noise was but god dang
Spooky oh
Sheesh the work room work it
Do I have to go in dude, it's dark even with the flashlight man
Yeah, yeah. We got the key. You are here. So what is there? We have... oh so that's the
elevator hallway. Oh yeah. What is this? Oh batteries? Batteries for the flashlight?
Good to know. Good to know.
Anything else we can use?
Anything we can use in here?
I can probably assemble something here.
Yeah. We totally can.
What can we assemble?
This workbench is available to all tenants.
No outside users allowed.
No outside use allowed.
Management is not responsible for any injury.
You might inflict on yourself.
Please do not take any tools outside of this room. What if I won?
What if I do?
Bro, what's gonna happen if I do okay? Let's go. Let's get out of schedule. I guess we got a key
It's good enough for now, right?
Service hallway
Yeah, I know there's a keyhole
Select item. Oh
It was already selected it was pre-selected so I didn't know
Right, I swear I better not run out of this flashlight.
How do I, okay, there we go.
I was about to say how do I turn it off.
Battery!
Perfect.
Ooh, we can use that?
Oh God, don't do that to me, don't do it to me.
Gas leaks are hazardous to your health.
If you smell, see, or hear a gas leak coming from the boiler room, leave immediately
and notify me.
Super intended.
Bro, where the super intended at though?
How am I supposed to know where they are?
Can I go in here?
What was this?
Basement rules and regulations. Basement is open 24 hours for residents only. No guests allowed.
Building is not responsible for anything left in your pockets and ruined in the laundry.
The bench tools must remain in the workroom.
Anything left or forgotten in the basement will still be where you left it when you come back.
Good to know, good to know.
Battery!
Do we click the button?
That's for the elevator, huh?
What's in here?
Bro, am I really going to be stopped by this tape?
I guess we're supposed to...
Take... Oh!
Oh! Don't you dare do that to me!
Fix the elevator.
Oh, God.
Elevator shaft. What does that mean?
I can't pick it up or anything. Get in. Get out. Get in. Get out. Whatever it is. I
I don't want to get squished.
Okay.
Oh, but this room is open now.
I don't think we need our flashlight.
Battery.
Hey, we got a fuse.
That's for the elevator.
It's not going to like squish me, right?
And then some of the washers have been short circuiting for...
Fortunately the fuses they have are universal still if they catch up nice. That's what somebody that is not using their brain
Wouldn't understand that that part is for the elevator
Also, I did lose like what 30 I'm at 72 health because I lost it in the splooge that color
colorful splooge
Hey, it's a fuse box. Oh
God
Leave the basement
I'm trying Jesus Christ that hurt
It didn't warn me dude
Luckily I didn't lose that much home
So that's nice. What does it say?
Nothing good waits for you upstairs. If I were you I'd get nice and comfortable down here
Hey, I don't think so. You're not gonna fool me. I know exactly where I'm going
to the basement oh we are in the basement um oh god start with the first
floor that's missing it's elevate what this elevator button is missing you're
kidding me so we have to go the second floor
what awaits us on the second floor man
There will not be anything spicy.
What's that over there?
Okay.
I love how it said that I could break something with a vent, right?
And yet...
What was that?
Cold drinks.
cold it'll make you oh god I don't think I want that shame that I forgot all that
what was that oh a little bit of restored health I'm at 72 now can't see
cuz a little bit can't
flashlight can we get in there hey those numbers are upside down what about
this door. Thank God it doesn't open because that's sassy. That sequence of
numbers are sassy. Do none of these open? Is it just wasting my time? It loves
wasting my time? What is this? What is this? Oh! Don't do it!
Oh my god it's a cat.
What the freak is that?
Okay.
Was that always there?
What the?
It's gone!
Bruh.
Flashlight.
Hello, this is Obama.
Harry's pulling you down.
Oh, I can't contain my excitement.
I will have you, Desmond Wales, I will have all of you.
Goddamn.
He wants me that bad.
Did my pack in cake or something?
It's my cake player.
So we know our name now, Desmond Wales.
What do we do to this guy?
We like scamming, some Nigerian scam.
We told him he won the lottery, and all he has to do is give us
his social security number, a few credit card details in order to unlock the trillion that he won.
Sprint!
Was that always there?
Was that I don't think that was all move the elevator over there
Oh, yeah, man, that's a leap of faith
Let's do it
Whoa! My home!
Oh! Got a little bit of that instant transportation.
That's very convenient. Dear resident, we at Meyer
Mayor Pharmaceuticals wanted to take the time and thank you
for your continued support in our company and new distribution center
here at Milton Haven. Your health and safety are number one concern.
Not just as a company, but as neighbors do.
For more information on what Mayor Pharmaceutical is doing to your neighborhood, feel free to call 1-800-Mair or email us within any comments or concerns.
Have a blessed day!
Damn, so they really did that to the town, huh?
They just goofed up this town like crazy.
We're in some weird quantum space.
Some quiet little space time here
Can I open the fridge?
Nope
Good news is I got my health back. I'm at 82 now. It's pretty good. Hello
Domino's beat I love don't work. Oh, but we got that we got the cassette tape a white cassette tape that I record this must have
Do we put in here?
Milton, haven't emergency broadcast system.
But do you?
No answer.
Do we wait?
Can I walk away with the phone?
No one is picking up, huh?
I heard a noise.
I don't know what it was, but I heard a noise.
Did you guys hear it?
Let's turn off this thing.
This sussie about this.
My plane or is it playing on its own?
Because I ain't even touching that thing.
Man, this thing really has a key.
It doesn't work.
Hello?
Damn, they got the goods in here.
Can we take a shower or not?
I guess not. We don't gotta use the bathroom real quick.
Just really quick.
I guess we- oh wait!
No, we already explored that.
So we got the cassette tape and I think that's all we need.
And then we go back.
Since I don't have a key for this.
for this. Oh, come on. Okay. I tried. What's this? All right, let's get out of here. Oh,
no, I was already in here. Okay. Take me. Take me, Jesus. Oh, Lord heavens. I'm back.
What is that?
Oh, battery.
Bruh.
What is that whispering, dude?
Why, that gotta be whispering in my ear like that.
Alright, I got the cassette tape.
Let's play it.
Bruh.
No one is picking up.
I can listen to songs with this.
No luck.
It's my tape player.
Man, I don't want to waste the battery. Why do I need a flashlight for this area?
Hello?
Oh God, what is that?
Ooooooh!
Oh boy.
Plain tape.
Was that even me?
Huh?
Fascinated to you don't see this every day other than like your nightmares
my patients yeah I don't know if you're seeing this stuff I'd say you're already
too far gone I don't know if there's any way back after this man you're
experiencing this it's like a there's no way you ain't come back to reality
what this is. God damn. We got to reach the top. We got to reach the top. If I can get
through this, if I can just keep my mind focused, I must say no, we can make it. I
Make it!
What the?
Open sesame.
Oh!
Dude, it just took me. I didn't even walk through.
It literally just, like, took me.
Plain tape. Oh, listen, it ain't done.
Oh, never mind, we did. Listen to your tape.
Okay?
So we're losing our mind.
Oh my!
Tonya, how?
I mean, hi.
I'm having a weird day.
It's just the cat.
Everything okay with you?
Oh! Okay, button to the first floor.
Can we pet the cat?
Nice.
Good kitty.
Very good kitty.
Sorry I got scared.
Not gonna lie, you came out of nowhere.
perfectly honest you literally came out of nowhere that's okay hey look you don't
have any food how do we give Tonya some food
sorry Tonya it is what it is okay let's get back to the elevator is there
Anything else we can use?
Or no.
What?
Do you know how to wash actors?
Who the heck is this guy?
Why does he keep calling me?
And you sneak your way into an interpretation,
pretending to fix other people's problems
while avoiding your own.
Huh, what nonsense.
Well, there's an ink blot, there's a problem.
Try and avoid your problems now.
Man, that guy's rude.
Oh, what the ffff?
I think Sneak past it.
I know I can.
How?
Bro!
It's coming for me!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Can we go in here?
I'm outta here.
I ain't dealing with that.
Playback is far though.
There's a new message.
Goddamn.
How am I supposed to avoid this thing?
It said we could sneak past it. What does that mean?
Is it coming?
Jesus Christ.
Oh!
Okay.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh, it's like zigzagging.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Huh?
How am I supposed to- He's right there!
Oh my god!
Dude, I'm supposed to sneak past it when it's trying to sneak up on me.
Oh, it's going back.
Ooooooh
God damn
Okay can I go somewhere? Can I...
Ohhhh
It doesn't know right? It doesn't know?
Please don't scare me
How do I...
How do I take the time?
Dude there's no way
Oh god oh god oh god
Where'd he go?
No, no, no, no, no. We gotta wait until he comes back. I think I could sprint to the
elevator when he's here, not when he's there. OOOOOOOH LALACITA! I'm out of here. See ya.
Oh my god run, run, run, run run run вообще
Whoooo
Easy
Oh my god
Completely
Krabapel
Can't believe I fooled him that hard
Sheesh
Ok
What's on this floor now?
Oh god
Oh, no, it's just a splurge thing.
Oh, but then we got a door over there.
Should we try all the doors?
Okay, that phone is definitely not going to work.
But let's try it.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Can't order dominoes at this hour.
Oh!
Okay.
What the?
Okay.
What the?
Okay. What the?
Where's...
Oh yeah! What's that?
If you're reading this, it means I was right. In that case, slide...
Slide second floor above the vending machine barrel.
First floor maintenance room taped under the barrel.
grip basement behind the middle laundry machine you got my back I got yours
what and I'm glad you guys are taking notes I don't know what he's saying
slide second floor oh there's like a slide it's like a floor above the
vending machine and then there's a barrel first floor maintenance room above
the vending machine but where was oh I remember the vending machine god damn
But he's...
Shoot! There's like that...
Ooh, Gabooka guy up there!
Um, and then we need a barrel first floor maintenance room taped under the table.
Okay, that's good to know.
Maintenance room taped under the table, and then we have a grip.
Basement behind the middle laundry machine.
Okay. Got it!
It's in the noggin. Ain't gonna forget about it.
Oh cool, it's already reminding me.
Well, I'm glad I went through all that.
Ouch.
Glass?
Okay, let's get out of here.
Good to know. I mean,
we don't know when a firearm is going to come in handy.
Also, no wonder we're tripping.
Look what these freaking people
freaking splooged all over this place.
All these chemicals, man.
chemicals man messed them with my brain
did we go in here oh no this is the maintenance room it's so it's under the
table ah you got a pistol barrel let's go it's locked from the other side locked
from the other side okay so anything else I could grab no okay had double
chick you know what I mean I had the double chick here I guess we go and the
freak is that noise
see ya god damn yeah looks like we just need to find those things right now for
a pistol Virginia's apartment who's Virginia
To our dearest customers, we are saddened to inform you that we will be closing our store at the end of this week
Unfortunately, we can no longer compete with the larger
Supermarket chains that have laid their claim to our small town
We wish to thank you for your patronage and invite you to our going out of business sale this Thursday state glassy Milton Haven
Hey, man, I do love a good deal. Oh look at this thing. That's pretty cool, man. Definitely got that at the Milton deal, dude
definitely what's this box of cheerios batteries what's this provide some
light so we'll take it dearest I've resorted to writing you letters because
you won't answer your phone I'm surprised to not hear the answering machine we
bought you coming on is it broken your father insisted we send you money for
electrical bill and though you know I love you and will support you I do not
want to encourage you begging us for money every month you need to find
something more lucrative selling your toys is too niche you were drug what
does that say drugs you were what does I I came read that what does a drugs such
a personality maybe you could use that to your advantage somehow anyway love and
Love and love and love please answer your phone mom dad and Freddy who's Freddy who is Freddy
Battery that it
With the desi
No answer
It's hoping to beg for some money
Okay, well
Teddy bear. Oh, we got another note. Don't stay in bed. Okay. That teddy bear is probably
gonna come for life. It's gonna be very scary. Tape Virginia, a purple cassette tape of
my record sessions with Virginia. Oh, we are a psychiatrist and we are the ones losing
our mind here. Damn.
Uh, linen by Virginia Rue. She cloaks the knife with pretty linen and presents it as a gift.
She croaks the phrase, we pretty women. Sending me away adrift. Her dreams are dead, so please
take mine. I wonder how she sleeps at night. My dreams are nightmares stuck in time.
I've been in damage by an eye.
Goddamn, she crazy.
Don't worry, I'll diagnose her. I'll do the job.
She crazy.
Okay, what's this?
Accountants payable weekly in advance.
Was that, say, one day $28 per day?
Bruh.
Dr. Pinsky?
First of all, that's not bad, dude.
$28 a cent from what I understand.
Isn't therapy like super expensive?
Especially if you don't have insurance.
Can we go out?
Damn it.
Yeah, that looks pretty cool though.
Okay, can we go in bed?
See what happens?
Are we gonna get angry at us?
The spirit's gonna get angry at us?
No?
Just to file the bed.
It is what it is.
I think that's it, we can go now.
I'll see you later, Virginia.
Muah, Kisys, bye-bye.
We're gonna need therapy after playing.
I mean, hey, will you pay for it?
You gonna pay for my therapy, Clay?
But, dude, it's true. I heard it was, like, mad expensive.
Hello?
It's unbearable, isn't it?
The pain of-
Main issue? Oh, we're already in there.
Virginia trusted you, but she died because of it.
What will you achieve by listening to her take?
Vindication.
Absolution.
Retribution for your misdeeds. Think about it.
Therapy costs too much. I prefer staying crazy. I mean, it's a valid decision.
You're gonna go crazy with all the money you guys spend on therapy.
Alright, but I'll joke aside. I mean, obviously, if you need it, definitely find a way to be able to obtain it.
to obtain it. I think it's only America that problem where it costs a lot. As far
as I know, but in other countries I'm pretty sure it's free or like through a
program anyway. How do I... Flashlight. Okay we have a cassette. I guess we go
play it in our office. Is that what I'm supposed to do? I think that's what
we're supposed to do, but there's a freaking guy there. Oh but can we use
the stairs. Damn it. Should we go to the basement and grab the last part and then
this way we'll have the gun and then this way we can shoot the spirit? Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it. Clue basement! We ain't got no time for spirits, man. We're gonna shoot them up.
Gonna shoot up this guy.
He better not come down here. What's this?
Okay, middle, middle thing or whatever, right?
I think it's this.
See it!
Got it!
Wait, what is that?
Increase your speed every three pills.
Whoa!
Was that fentanyl?
Okay, so what do I do about these?
It's a fuse box.
What do I do about this?
That was behind the middle over here.
Is that over there?
How am I supposed to get it?
Oh, I see.
Wait, did I see it?
What's that?
Oh, bro, it's somewhere in there.
Right?
How do I get it though?
Do we need to charge up the the laundry machine man it lied to me
I burry it unless there's another laundry room. No.
Oh, there's gas masks over there. Hmm. Take the fuse. Yeah, I was going to do that, but I also feel like...
Well, first of all, the elevator is going to crush me to death. I guess I could do that,
Right. Oh, and then it's gonna start rattling over here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good thing. Good. Do that. Oh
God always so scary also I have a flashlight. I'm not using it
Probably be wise to use it man
All right, let's do this I better get this fuse back. I got places to go I got places to be
It's gonna move outwards, right?
Oh, genius!
Genius!
Okay, that's it, that's enough, that's enough.
I can still grab it, right?
It's not gonna harm.
We got the pistol grip!
Okay, the last thing was the barrel on top of the vending machine.
Remember that.
I'm the second floor.
Okay, okay, okay.
Gucci.
Gucci Gucci let's head down here put the fuse in
The dad of Skadoodle like a noodle
And now to face so wrong button
You got to get back to the office play the cassette tape get the pistol
And I don't know shoot up some demons I guess spirits or whatever that thing is
Whatever my nightmare is apparently looks like it's something for my nightmares
Where is he?
We got to be sneaky about this. I don't know where this dude is
Where's he gone?
Yeah, I'll take those. What is that 15 HP? I'll take the battery dude
Where do you go? Is he no longer here?
Vending machine. Let's go. We got a pistol. Oh, that's right. We got to go to the basement.
The workbench. Run! Just in case. Just in case. Let's be armed. You know what I mean? Let's
make sure we're armed here. Armed and dangerous, you know? I don't want me to walk around with
this cassette tape and not be packing something, you know? I want to have a little something.
just a little something something jump scare when dude the cat got me out of
nowhere dude that cat really did get me very annoying wait was the workbench
here or the second floor damn it I don't remember oh it was the second
floor right no it's over here oh thank god it also did say basement so okay so
We have pistol, hello?
Pistol barrel and pistol grip.
Oh, old and reliable.
It's been a long time since I've shot one of these.
Oh, not me though.
I don't know, I hope I don't have to use this.
Fire weapon, iron sight.
Ooh, get that, get that, pop, pop.
All right, all right.
Nobody messes with me!
Okay, let's get out of here.
I'm just trying to go play that cassette tape.
Now we are armed, now we are dangerous.
Valorant Radiant Pro Player is here in the house, ready to get some head flicks.
Watch me, it's like every single bullet.
Every single bullet going sideways, god.
Signing, so should we be armed for this?
God, I can't see anything, god damn it.
I swear to god, I have a gun and I ain't 30 minutes.
Wait a second, was that a weapon?
I don't need the HP.
Oh, but the ammo, hey, what is this?
Gun plus that equals explosion.
I've read my mind. Okay, let's answer this.
How did you get this number?
This call is being recorded, by the way.
What is that?
Dude, that looks like a chunky penguin.
Am I wrong?
That's like the head right there and then the body.
Okay, good talk, good talk.
Jesus Christ.
Come on, now.
You're gonna spook up on me like that and not think that I have a trigger finger?
Dude, I'm shooting anything that's coming through that door, man.
Through that hallway.
God, spirit or human, dude.
You better watch yourselves.
Good news is is that it did not attack me.
But I better have my pistol ready.
I swear there's gonna be another one. I smell him. Smells stinky.
Smells very stinky.
Mm-hmm. Should we close this door? I don't like this door open dude. Yeah.
God damn.
Here we go again.
Let's do it.
whoops whoops I didn't even know you could do that play
Let's go see what happened to Virginia.
I have a gun now, so I'm a lot more confident.
Oh, how pretty.
But it is the same spot, isn't it?
Oh, what the freak?!
Is this a dream?
What was that?!
Oh my god, I really slipped through the crack there?
Sheesh.
God damn, gotta watch where I'm going, huh?
Swinks?
It's just sad, you know.
It's not fair.
I've been getting food and stuff from Eden's growth for like my whole life.
Thanks like me to just be okay with them ruining this town and forcing me to shop at their place.
This makes me really sad.
Am I crazy?
I am crazy, right?
No. Changes like these can be uncomfortable.
The Eden's Grove was certainly a staple of the community.
What was it now? Can I move this?
Push it in. Push it in back here.
What is that noise?
I got a...
I got a gun.
Don't you dare try it. I have a weapon, okay?
Let's get out of here. That'll skadoodle time
Wait, I can't make it there
What was this can I walk on this?
I think I can make this jump right?
Oof barely. What was that?
There's no fornication going on in here, is there?
Guess not.
Am I supposed to go this way?
I think so.
Oh yeah, we can just go here.
Don't blink. Don't blink.
And we go this way.
Oh yeah!
I'm going the right way, right?
I'm not going to lie, it's very satisfying pushing that shopping cart into the water.
That's even further outside where I
Get in get in there
Whoa, I thought I saw something thought I saw some
Oh God
You got on the truck I guess?
I can see you're getting nervous.
That's okay.
Can we make that jump?
Let's look!
Oh shoot!
Oof!
Didn't feel like we could.
Last one!
It is...
what it is.
I know.
I...
I'm sorry.
I just...
What if it overwhelms me?
We focus on the breath.
Remember, you can call me if you need me.
What the?
Get in there!
Oh, I can't push any of those.
Hold on, I'm on a winning streak here.
I only have like one more, right?
Nice.
No achievement?
Come on.
Okay.
So what do we just hear?
Basically, what did I just hear?
Um, essentially, right?
We had nothing to do with Virginia's death, is what I heard right at that conversation.
She couldn't shop at her normal shopping place and that was about it, dude.
Oh, we're here, we're in the store, okay.
What the?
I didn't steal nothing.
Due to an earlier incident,
Home Mart is temporarily closed to the general public.
We apologize for the inconvenience
and we'll reopen soon.
That's what's up.
They totally dumped massive chemicals inside of the store
and the employees turned into literally
the Futurama aliens.
Hold on, probably better to have a flashlight.
But I am worried about the aliens, uh, I don't know what to call them, spirits or whatever?
Coming at me?
I gotta have the, you know, let's pretend here, right?
Like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
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Okay, I think we're ready!
I think we're ready!
Did we take a shopping cart???
Coinslot!
So locked with a coin slot!
God damn...
That's like,
extremely inconvenient...
because I would like to go shopping!
Why would you?
Why would you charge for
shopping carts?
Hold up!
This ain't the airport!
Why would you do that?
Uh, hello?
Don't make me shoot!
Uh, is it me or do these doors know when I'm not looking?
Call the door guy and have him fix it ASAP. I'm up to my
ANUS with paperwork because of this investigation.
Anderson.
We walk backwards.
What the?
I'm trying to back it up.
Hey.
Oh God.
Hey, this shopping cart works.
Food section.
What are we supposed to find in the food section?
49.90, dude that is a big, oh 42 inches, never mind, that's a scam right there, 42 inch TV,
$500?
God, dude you can get like an 80 inch TV with that money nowadays.
Bonobo, what buy one, get one?
Look how big those are too.
They packing.
They got a lot of me- OH, what the f- Jesus Christ, why do they got a dummy right in the
middle of the food section of all places?
What's the dummy doing there?
What, you mixing clothes and food?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, that thing better not move.
Oh, God!
What the frick is that?
What the- Hey!
Come out of here!
What the-
Y'all saw that too, right?
There was literally something right there, man.
Oh, no.
Oh no.
Can we go here?
Oh God.
You're telling me I have to go through there now?
Can we throw the dummy in there?
Oh I got an idea.
I got an idea, I got an idea, I got an idea.
Okay let me line this up.
Let me line up this shot, watch this.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Hold up.
Whoa who's shopping carts, slow your roll, god damn.
It's like ice skating.
Whoo!
Let's push this up.
Let's see if it falls for the bait and then we just blast it.
We just start shooting.
Oh god, it knows.
It knows the plan.
It's aware of the plan.
It's too intelligent.
Oh god.
Does it see me? Where is it? Is it gone? Oh my god, there's another dummy. What's with
these dummies? Is it over there? Is that it? What's that thing? What is that? Is that
where we have to go? Bruh, dude. Oh lord heavens! For your safety, use extra caution
stepping behind the yellow tape and into the crime scene. There's plenty of broken
glass and sharp objects lying around. Wow. Amazing. So we go through. It's unrealistically
durable. Unrealistically durable. I have an idea. This has to work. Oh, you're kidding
me. What's that?
Jesus Christ.
Dairy and me.
Yeah, that is Susie.
That's a Susie section, dude.
Jesus Christ.
What's all these dummies?
What was that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
Whoa, buddy.
Hey, what's that thing?
It's a mirror.
Okay.
That name I'm stressing I'm stressing
the general section think something's gonna pop up in the general section
did y'all see a light I just saw it I saw like a red light
Oh there was there was it was literally right there you guys saw it
I swear there was a red light right there.
Oh my- AHH!
Why did the dummy move?
Oh god!
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Dude, I haven't been scared in a long time, man.
I haven't played a horror game in a long time.
Ooh, I wasn't ready.
It was so slow-paced throughout that part, and then all of a sudden it just ramped up,
dude.
All of a sudden I got a mannequin behind me, I got these frickin', I don't know what
those things are, but god damn, dude.
So we got a what? A sad face?
What else?
Is that it?
Hey, what was that?
Oh, was that the cameras?
Oh, the cameras are watching me.
Okay, I feel a little better knowing
that that's what the red lights were.
Yeah!
Yeah, we got the cameras watching me, dude.
Okay.
God damn.
Where's that bullets?
Should I reload?
No, we're good, we're good.
Get some batteries.
Oh dude, I was running out of flashlight battery.
Okay.
Do I need to look at this?
Homa Mart?
I just realized the name.
Homa Mart.
God damn.
Okay, she can't stand the sight of herself.
I don't blame her,
but she needs to see the world for what it is.
help her reflect on this show her what she needs to see.
The dummy?
Do we get the dummy in front of the mirror?
I think that's what we gotta do, huh?
Maintenance, God, I can't see that.
Maintenance, there are rats in the vent
above the electronics exhibit.
That explains the smell.
We can't open the exhibit until the vents are cleaned out
as they are directly above the staged mirror.
Please enter the vents via the compressor room
at the east wing and clear them.
Oh God, okay.
Dude, I can't believe, and it doesn't even open.
I can't believe how much they got me, dude.
And it doesn't even open.
What the?
Where'd this come from?
What if I,
what if we look at the,
see that thing keeps looking at me?
Can we see it?
Hold on, what?
Do that?
Do that.
Is that noise? How can I not see that red light? Hold on. Let's get right behind it
What?
Where's the freaking camera? They're like right there. How come there's no red light?
Okay
Uh, that doesn't work.
Okay, where do we gotta go?
I think it's hidden.
Can you break the camera?
Not the dummy, I guess?
It's a hint.
Yeah, I was thinking...
Let's use our flashlight.
Toy area.
What's in there?
What's that?
Oh, it's another flashlight.
Speaking of which, bro, I'm running out of batteries on this thing.
Let's get out of here.
Frickin...
Oh, we can do this now!
Ah!
Alright.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me! Whoa! Hey!
Don't you dare!
There's an eerie feeling here since the incident.
Something lingers and what's with all the mirrors everywhere. Yeah, that's a good question.
Goddamn.
Wait, we don't need to go this way.
We need to go that way, I think.
Hey.
Oh no.
I see you.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, it's not today
Not today. Whoo. What was that? It's a dummy. So let's go get let's go get the dummy, right?
Oh God, why'd I get so close to me? Hey, what is that?
What does that say?
Not what?
Not my fault?
I'm what?
I can't see.
I'm a monster?
Not my fault I'm a monster?
Controlling this thing is difficult.
Okay.
go do any of y'all wanna come with me?
okay
what about it?
god damn dude
should I help you because I think you'll be here for a long time if I won't tell you
tell me
feel free to tell me
i mean i thought i got somewhere by going this to this area
i look at the mirror with the mirror
that makes sense
is it working
all
it is
this is due
she just says you'll kill me
you need to bait this girl into the mirror so she looks at it
oh where is she
Oh, and I just killed her, didn't I?
Thank you, thank you for telling me.
Okay, that makes sense.
How do I find her?
How do I find her again, dude?
Aw, man.
I need to break all of them?
Aw, man.
Should I go to another one then, since I-
It worked. Oh, thank God. There's three left? Oh, frick. Hey, there's a key. Okay, we got
three more to do. Oh whoops I didn't mean to do that. Trigger finger. Okay let's get
out of here. I guess I just need to find out where the other mirror is. What's this?
It's an item scanner. Oh come on
What is that?
Five dollars for what?
What is this the door to the east wing is locked it's a key
Hey more bullets, let's go. I
Don't mind me some bullets. Hey, what's this?
Not working
250
What was that?
What was this? Oh?
Battery light. Yeah, I need that Jesus Christ. Okay, let's go
Where's the other uh this looks weak? I could probably break this with something
Nice
Damn it, I don't know where another mirror is so she comes at me dude. I got a shooter
Don't know where she is
What is this?
Sheriff's Department incident on Wednesday afternoon.
The Sheriff's Department received a call from the Anderson Parker manager at home about
a distraught woman screaming and breaking various items in the store.
God damn.
Okay.
Oh, now somebody calls.
Oh, we need the code, don't we?
Hello?
Yeah, we could finally break things, right, that's nice.
For scars?
I wouldn't do that.
Why is this game judging me so much?
Well, it's getting cold. I gotta turn this AC off.
There we go. Okay.
So where do we go? What was that? What was that? What was that?
Oh, God dang!
So there's three more mirrors apparently. Do I have to complete it?
It's all where you live and it's not like hot right now, but it's not cold
It there's like a light breeze outside
How do I stop that cuz I'm totally gonna die right?
Got to turn power off somehow
What the
The dummy
What's this
Okay, we got- oh no.
Is that her?
Dude, that's a lot of them!
What the-
Oh, that was a lot of them!
What was that?
Hey, there's somebody right there, dude.
There's somebody right there.
Is this...
Do you believe this CCTV crap? Does he really have to keep an eye on us at all times?
That control freak!
Uh, could probably see me writing this from his office right now.
Ssh, angry emoji.
Maybe his former employee stole from his registrars, but we don't do that right?
Dave. Oh, Dave.
Oh, how naive Dave is.
Nice, nice, nice.
What is this?
Ow!
Okay.
It's shooting time!
Or not.
What's this?
Ammo, let's go.
What's that? Oh God!
We've got to keep our distance!
Is he gonna come back?
Headshot!
It is what it is!
Who else wants a little summadise?
Dude, it's easier to just kill them. I don't know why I gotta sneak past them.
It's blocked from the other side.
Locked from the other side.
Okay.
Was that batteries?
David, you fool!
You forgore your punch card in the machine again!
Are you really that- No!
I slipped it in your locker again!
He made it.
I guess he is.
I gotta make fun of him like that.
Ah, the power.
Let's go.
It's a power box office, manager room, CCTV, hallway, staff room, I mean we could turn
all off now.
I don't care.
Oh, but it turns the other on?
No it doesn't.
Okay, good.
I know it's going to be a little dark, but what's this?
It's a punch card reader.
It's unpowered.
A punch card reader.
Punch card reader.
We didn't explore this site yet.
But it's locked.
Oh!
Ammo.
Listen, as long as we're busing with ammo.
Hoof!
What's this? He has a small coin slot on his head.
Goddammit!
You think I have coins?
I'm running out of battery.
Who's that?
Noice.
What is this?
Emma?
Let's go.
She had mentioned a boy.
I saved him on the...
What was that?
Evening, evening news. I saw him on the evening news. He said she was always a little crazy
We just didn't know to what end. Oh god
And the orange and so wrong locker worth a try
Well, I don't have a key so oh my
It's always dummies
Thank You Dave. Appreciate it. I'm not gonna turn around. Punch card, okay. We're
progressing. We're doing it. We're doing it. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you Dave.
Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. This HP? Don't need it. Okay, but we got
the punch card. Was there anything else we needed before we turn the power
back on. Because if not, we couldn't go here last time.
What's that? Increase your stamina every three posts. Let's go. Hey, what's up with
that printing machine. Am I getting the facts? Hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Pen and sticky
notes is a bunch of sticky notes on a pen. No idea what to do with it. I'll take it. If
it's obtainable, I'll take it. I'll find a use for it, don't worry. Well that's
route wow and here's me just thinking wow the game is gonna send me like a
smiling face saying good job on your journey so far thumbs up emoji but now
Oh God, I saw nothing. I saw nothing buddy. Oh God, there's another one
Sheesh, what is that ammo? Let's go bro. I can't see anything
I'll take it
Whoo
Scattery just turn all the lights on
I can't turn that one on. Wow. Why? That's stupid.
Well, I mean, as long as the punch card works, right?
It's a punch card reader. It's unpowered for the try.
Did it work?
Oh, come on.
It didn't work!
You're kidding me.
You forgot your punch card and the machine again.
I have to do it unpowered?
Got to turn on the light in this room.
Oh!
Is there like too much power in general?
Hold on.
What's that room?
Compressor room?
this is oh the work now no it's the last one right okay it's the last one so we
do this nice
Nice.
Open sesame. Oh my, dude. What was the dummies?
The freaking dummies man. They're scary dude. I don't know what to do about them, but they're scary.
Um, I guess we go up there.
there? How do I get up there? Oh god, oh he's gonna give me a boost. Let's go. I guess
the dummies are my friends, right? So I don't have to worry about it. Am I doing a good
What's up?
What's this?
It's battery.
Okay.
Nice.
What the?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Maintenance vents.
What is that?
Disgusting.
Oh, is it the rats?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Oh boy, don't do this to me. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to be trapped in vents and things coming at me.
You sneaky rats.
Oh, there's gonna be a jump scare in here, isn't there?
Come on, man.
Oh
Oh my freaking Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
I got gun!
Oh this is it, this is what we got to do, okay we got to lure out.
Oh, what did I say?
Don't judge me?
I'm so sorry.
Stop watching me?
Don't look at me.
Okay.
How do we know where she is?
Is she over there?
Oh, god damn.
Freaky?
Can we go over here?
I don't know how I'm supposed to lure her.
Oh, wait, why are there all these cameras here, dude?
That's sussing.
That's real sussing.
Jorge, finish unpacking and neatly organize all the new shinitsu TVs.
See that nothing happens to the new shinitsu XXL.
That's our beautiful new crown jewel.
Then, turn everything on via the switch by the door, just make sure it's powered first.
Okay.
Wait, what?
I do this?
They're watching me. I see them. I see them looking.
No, I guess I can't do that. Okay.
Oof!
Yeah, we gotta lure her. I don't know where she is, but I gotta somehow get to the mirror.
Oh my god
It was the eye was that was that was that was that come on lady
Where she where she
We go here?
Woo!
Batteries!
What's this? Oh, we gotta turn the power off?
Get some fuse box. God damn it!
Wait, you're kidding me. Do I really have to go all the way to the elevator?
You're kidding me.
Please tell me I can do this without going to the elevator.
I'm gonna be so frustrating.
Dear Lord.
What's this? Ah, we got the fuse. Thank God.
What's this?
Um... nothing.
Oh, it's gonna do something when I put this fuse in.
Or is that how we escape like that's the last thing we do
What now
Is the TV on that big TV
How do we turn it on
It's broken all right. Oh, it's not it's dirty. It's really dirty
Okay, so what do we do? I feel like I did everything do we go back and press button? Oh we got press button right
You go to the big TV, how many am I going to have just in case?
What does that say?
Beans?
Being judged, being watched, being looked at.
These are the things she tried so hard to escape from.
They always turned her eyes on her.
My
All right, lady. Where are you?
I need one more. No, I need like freaking three more dude. It's got a long way to go. Oh
She's coming out of TV thousand percent. She's coming out of TV
Hello
Do I shoot it? Do I shoot TV or what?
What do I do I look at her with this don't I?
Goddamn
Okay, let's do it!
Ah, it didn't work. Interesting.
So what now?
That was crazy.
Do I shoot it?
What was that?
Oh, we flip it so that it looks at her.
Right?
Wrong way.
way. Oh, and then she's gonna chase us. Oh God! I'm gonna hand my gun out. That's all
the TVs, no? Oh no, we got two more. Whatcha gonna do about it? Command me. Oh Jesus!
Two left. Two left. The world is better off without the broken. They bring pain and they
inflict their pain onto others are you a broken as well well are you yeah I'm not
gonna lie though these cameras would drive anybody insane that's crazy the
audacity of these cameras all right where to next is it this way to get out
right here no that's weird we go through here oh but bruh that's like
Staticky oh the fuse the fuse the fuse
Flashlight
They see me zooming
Zoinks
Yeah, we got two left. I need a coin. Yes, and I don't have a coin. What is that? That looks cool. Oh, it's a key
So they're coin in here
Mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freeze Jesus Christ. Okay, this kid's crazy by fire
Dad would sleep all day. I've stuffed him in the loading bay. Oh boy. I'm in the attic. He had courage now
My brother hides in storage
Attic storage
Me I'm fine. I'm good then crash and
Since I'm bad. I'm lifeless trash
Wow, what a poem
I want to say that person definitely needs therapy.
Staff, mostly new toys were lost in the crash.
I'm keeping this area sealed and covered until we get the new collection.
Don't go in there!
It's currently being used as a storage!
There are unopened boxes and mirrors in there.
Okay.
All the mirrors.
Yeah, we got to go in there.
We got to get a mirror.
We got to get two mirrors.
It's a small rounded slot.
Okay.
That's no use.
What does that even mean?
No luck.
I can't like pick anything up.
Oh come on.
That's weird.
Oh come on.
Man!
Useless.
Okay.
Can't we just break this door?
And there's the mirror!
Dude.
I'm a genius.
Oh my god.
She can't stand the sight of herself.
I don't blame her.
Last room.
But she needs to see the world for what it is.
Help her reflect on this.
Show her what she needs to see.
OK.
Wait, is this one already broken, though?
Oh, this one's already broken.
Oh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not ready for you.
I'm not ready for you. I got a it's blocked from the other god damn it
How's it blocked from the other side?
How am I supposed to get there?
Wait do I have to go through here?
But that mirror is already broken
Wait, what do I do now?
I mean, I guess if this is...
I need a co-op, where's the try?
Okay, I definitely have to go here.
It's the only area that it's pointing me towards.
Man, that was creepy though.
I'm glad I was able to avoid her.
Okay, so this is the spot we were in already.
So where do we go from here?
What do we need?
I was like, we need another mirror, don't we?
Hold the broken mirror up close, it sees more than you can cover.
Face the mirror, face your fears.
So we do this.
I see, I see.
You need to find toys and then place them in the right spots.
Got you.
We got a postcard.
I think the last mirror is going to be the one in my hand, right?
Oh no no no no no! Nooooo!
No no no no! No! No! No! No! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, lady.
I'm trying to do a job here.
And you're making it very difficult.
toys toys toys where's the toys at oh I need some toys come on okay okay okay
listen I'm gonna start blasting okay you come for me I'm just gonna start
blasting
I don't mean to disturb you, but I just need some freaking toys
Where are all the toys at where she where she where she goddammit, where is she?
You're ripping me out lady you're ripping me out
All right Evelyn I might need your help. Where's the majority of the toys at am I in the right spot?
Oh, I see her. I see her. Let's not go there. Let's not go there. No, no, no, it wasn't me.
It literally wasn't me. We got a postcard. Oh God. No, no, no, no, no lady you come this way.
I'm blasting you. I'm just gonna blast you
Got to care the problem before there is a problem, you know what I mean
Let you hide dude, I gotta try to find toys for you
Are they in the bathrooms
Who's that that's the dummy right is there toys here
Man.
I'm going to run out of bullets eventually.
Oh boy.
It is, what it is.
Where are the toys?
Literally where are the toys?
This way?
I thought I cut these already, by the way.
Is it making me recut them?
What's that?
God damn it.
we got two postcards. What's what is it? Postcard. Yeah, we got two. I don't know
those are part of the things. So you go try those. Maybe the map. Maybe I should
look at the map small rounded circle yes not oh is it like figurines it's like
the figurines isn't it? God damn it. As I remember you need to go to the food section
somehow. Okay. First, well I mean that means we gotta figure out where the food section
is. Where's the food section? We were there. We were there in the beginning, weren't
Dairy and meat. Yeah, it's like we're in the food section. This is it.
Oh, fuse. It's a fuse box. Oh.
Okay. Oh, God. Okay. Now we're getting somewhere. This is the food section
And for your safety use extra caution stepping behind the yellow tape and onto the crime scene.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't think we were here last time because we didn't have the last break yet.
Is there a mirror here?
There's a mirror here.
Let's go.
Okay, we got at least another mirror that we could bait her in.
What's that ammo man I actually need batteries though it'd be nice if she
delivered me where how we got one mirror left and we got a key
Hey, West Wing Key!
Nice.
Where is the West Wing?
I think the last mirror is gonna be...
If I'm being perfectly honest, it's gonna be this one in my hand.
And I do this. Right?
Is the key for this?
Goddammit!
Can't see anything.
anything. West Wing key, where's the West Wing? Totally forgot. I'm running out of
flashlight battery too. Storage room, entrance area, entrance plaza, central
wing. So it should be, yeah over here, maintenance wing, maintenance west wing. How do we get
to the food toy area toys I'm right in front of the toys so then so should I go
behind me I gotta go behind me now not that way but this way oh I guess I can't
damn it okay it's somewhere it's somewhere to the left it's got to be
it's not me I swear I'm trying to get out of here lady
where's the West Wing at maintenance East Wing oh god it's on so it's the
other side it's the other way
It's the item scanner, let's try.
So it's this way.
It wasn't me!
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me!
Ooh, what's this?
Where do I find coins?
What's that?
5% battery! Hold on. Flashlight off. God damn it. God damn it. Where's the West Wing at?
Now I can't see anything.
I guess it's over here.
Any toys?
Dairy section.
Ooh, HP nice.
Ammo nice.
You're a Russian.
You also need to solve this one, but you need to find coins for this.
I'm picking up so many postcards and none of it seems useful though.
Is it the West Wing?
Hey, we found it.
Let's go.
Get in there.
Batteries.
Oh, thank God.
I needed that.
Batteries.
Phew.
Oh god, well let's check out this area first then.
Hey what was that?
Hey!
Bruh!
Can I get the thing that was in the cart please?
God damn it.
Oh it's over there.
Oh god.
Why?
Why? Why are you...
It's giving me a panic attack. Jesus Christ!
Can I pick up the thing?
Holy frick!
Three dolls left.
What is that noise happening?
Outta my way!
It's blocking me.
No, no, no, get out of my way, get out of my way.
Jesus Christ!
I did not like that.
Upon arrival of the scene, the suspect had already self-inflicted a stab wound to her abdomen and a fatal wound across her neck.
Jesus. Uh, suspect was identified.
Uh-huh. Jesus Christ.
Hey, is that a doll? Oh.
Hello?
I have to admit, just stab yourself in the gut and still have enough determination to
pull out the glass.
Find some of my waterplaces.
I feel like I've been everywhere in the map so far.
Everywhere in this grocery store and I'm like, I haven't found anything.
Okay.
We keep it moving.
Let's check out the other side.
Do the the combo the combination of the music with those shopping carts, whoo
Little crazy. I'm not gonna lie
Little spicy little spicy for my touch
Who's this
What's in here?
Probably got to go somewhere, right?
Ah, I see it.
I see it.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Let's just do it.
Oh.
Increases your stamina every three pills. What does that even mean?
Oh, I'm close. I see it now. They show it in the bottom left.
But I'm close too. I have two stamina pills now. That's cool.
So that's all that was? I thought that was part of the thing I got to explore.
I thought I was going to get into that room. Let me guess. I can't go in, right?
Oh, cool.
Hey now! That thing's gonna form behind me, isn't it?
It's a doll! Yeah.
What?
We got to get out? What's happening? We got to get out.
It's locked!
One of my- um, um, what was that?
The key?
I'm not way meat.
Jesus.
Dude, that guy's hella rude.
What, Luna go?
Okay.
What's that?
Hey, somebody's over there.
I saw them.
Somebody's over there, man.
Did we...
We explored in here already, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What am I hearing?
Over here, London. Over here.
Um, babe. Maintenance, central wing. Don't we need one more doll?
So anyways, I started blasting.
This is not my fault I got a good shot.
It's just so easy.
We need one more doll.
It's a small round.
It's no dice.
Huh?
Oh
What's that over there?
You have all the dolls already no I'm missing I'm missing one I think the other side I
Think how many what does it say?
I need to break one mirror, I have two dolls, I need to crack the manager safe, collect
all pills in Hulma Mart, there's ten left, dude.
Okay, that's a lot.
And there's a thing right here.
So I need two dolls.
to break the mirror nice damn it I only have like 15% battery left so what was
the what was the purpose of that
I mean oh
Gotta solve the problem before it comes, probably.
Freezer room is locked.
I mean, it wanted me to go out here, that's for sure.
the other side. Probably need to go in there. As far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Oh, what the?
Hey. Shit, this guy, man. It's frickin' sabotaging everything. Yo, the gate keeps getting stuck
Shut has to be some sort of electrical malfunction in any case remember that forklift trick. I showed you do that just be careful
Well, you didn't show me oh
There's the other doll there's one anyway, that's cool
That's cool, that's cool
We know where one doll is we drive this thing
Let's drive it
forklift trick
It's the ignition key lock. God damn it. Of course I need a key. Of course
Of course
Should I shoot this that thing would explode right?
Should I shoot this yeah, let's try
I'm not gonna die right on the ground
Batteries let's go
I'm alright.
Some ammo?
Let's go.
Okay, how do I get in there?
Forklift trick.
Can I just use the door?
It's locked from the outside.
Mmm, what's that over there?
Oh, I see.
How do I get up there?
Forklift trick.
Can you go up there?
No, no.
There's no way to get up there.
Let's try going here.
Oh, is there something down here?
Is there a key down here?
Literally no.
Okay.
What's that? Did we read it already?
Is it the key that we need? Nope
It is not the key that we need. What if I shoot? I saw somebody in there
Got an idea
Look at me with a big brain
You're not gonna give me anything? Okay, good, I'm about to say.
Better give me something for that. Genius. Geniusness.
Mayor holding. What is that?
Useless information. That's what that is.
Goddamn. Where do I find the key?
Hmm, what is that up there?
I can't grab it, that's annoying.
Can I shoot something and it explodes or not?
What is that up there?
Is that a key?
Oh, I think those are pills.
How would I get...
Oh, once the forklift is here I can go up there.
Pretty sure, man.
I'm pretty sure.
Umm...
It's the ignition key lock.
Okay.
Tell me I can't use anything. I can't use my pen and sticky notes on this thing?
No, not working.
God damn it.
Where do I find the key?
Okay.
Ugh, do that trick I showed you. What's the trick? Shoot it?
Goddamn.
And we just keep...
No? Goddamn.
Maybe- Oh! Maybe something in here.
It's always the areas that you haven't explored yet.
Always.
I'm sure there's something in here I gotta- I gotta geek.
Oh God! Hey I saw you!
Mmhmm.
Oh the power maybe?
Wooooahhh. Okay, okay.
What do I got to do?
Office, manager room, hallway, staff room, compressor room.
Damn, I don't know.
Is that what that is?
Would I need to power up something?
No.
What?
I can't take another bite.
What room is this?
Loading bay.
Is that part of the, we got the main NC swing loading bay?
Hmm, offices, manager room, hallway staff room, compressor room, I mean, let's do this
for now and see what happens.
The two areas that weren't lit up, you know what I mean?
It didn't work?
It didn't work.
God damn it.
It's nothing.
God damn it.
It didn't work, huh?
Key?
No key.
Hmm.
Okay.
Maybe something with the mirror.
Oh!
What do I get with the mirror?
Hey, I finally see the red light on that thing.
Hey, what's that?
This game is creepy when it needs to be
Okay, hopefully they didn't reset me too far back because that's what I was worried about in this game, man
Spicy
It's spicy man. Oh by the way, I have an update for you guys. So it turns out
The Amazon controller that I got that we know one. Oh Lord heavens
Hey, stop that there's another one over there, right?
So I'm still looking for the dolls
It's blocked from the other side
Yeah, so that Luna controller that I got yesterday
Not yesterday, but I've had it for like a week never tried it until today, right? Guess what doesn't work
I tried it on Sekiro did not work man
It is what it is
Do I have any of the dolls left? I have the mom and the pop.
What did I do? I click enter? Use?
Noice.
It's funny. It was working as I was saying it before, right?
Sorry, I'm starting like...
I'm starting like crazy, but it was working like...
How you guys saw it, where it was just that left side of it, basically.
was the only side that worked. So none of the buttons worked and the the D-pad
didn't work. That other squiggly, what do they even call it? The squiggly one didn't
work. So yeah, it was it was defective I believe. So I replaced it. I'm gonna give
the brand and that specific controller another chance. I'm gonna let Amazon, you
know, reward me if you will. Reward me with a little sum sum for their
atrocious defective device and yeah again a new one and hopefully that one works
and if it doesn't drop it and all together and I'll try I'll try another
brand hopefully it works out soup oh I hear somebody singing I hear somebody
singing I'm lagging dude now it's hot I put my sweater on so that I want to be
So cold but now top
Okay, what do we do? What are we at here? I think we're still looking for the dolls, right?
Running to reload. I don't need to reload
Still got my flashlight
Mmm. What's the checklist?
We have one more mirror for this
Witch that we got a lure into we need two more dolls. Oh, that's right. We were at that little area
Crack the manager's safe. We were at that one little area.
I forgot what it's called.
Where the warehouse was. That's where we got to go.
It was in the West Wing. So I think...
How do I get back?
It was over here.
You use an Xbox controller, Evelyn?
I feel like I mean it's it's technically an Xbox controller I do like the fact that it's wireless so I can just connect to anything the loading bay
That's where we have to go okay
Now I didn't know if it was glitched because I didn't understand how to open this gate dude. I
Do know that I was shooting this I'll shoot these things up
Like
Maybe that was a mistake
And then we have one in here. I got a stand over there to do it though flashlight
ammo
Whatever that is
Batteries batteries. Let's go HP don't need it. I
Don't need ammo. You're kidding me. Oh, no, that's for HP
So yeah, I'm a little can I just push this open? No
Not really sure I might need some help on this one
Yeah, this is where we finish off. Last stream.
Um, I need like some sort of key...
Let's see ignition key lock.
Which I don't know where to find, if I'm being honest.
Let's reload.
Don't know where to find this key.
You know where they're stashing the key?
I can't get up there without, I think, the tractor
being right there, and then when it's right there, I think I can just hop on it and then go there.
I think that's what they want me to do.
Huh? Where's the... Oh, there it is.
I was like, bruh, I can't see.
Oh, yeah!
Plastic one!
Plastic barrel, clean splice, instructions are to leave at the docks and let the locals take care of shipping.
Someone's supposed to meet us there. Hell, if we know.
Meet at the docks. Maybe it's at the docks?
Is that sort of, is that like the clue?
Is that the clue they've given me?
So, yup.
I was left.
And I even checked behind here and there was nothing, so I have no idea where this
key would be, dude.
It's a little strange.
are usually on gasoline like paper yeah I know that's that's what I did it's not
even on top of the tractor I don't know where they would put it is there a way
to get up on the vents I guess hmm I know I need to get up there somehow
that's like the that's the next step but how is the question how you said
And normally on gasoline tanks, there's nothing I can do with this.
God damn.
And that door is completely sealed off, huh?
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side.
Wait, if it's blocked from the other side, wouldn't it be this door?
It's blocked from the other side.
Of course, of course, of course.
Maybe I need to shoot this.
What does that do?
Oh, it just eliminates the pile.
I see.
So I didn't like...
Okay.
I mean, we haven't a bullet to do it.
We might as well.
See if there's any more clues we can discover.
What was that?
We can't use this trolley?
Hmm.
Oh!
Let's break this.
What was that?
Noice.
Is this a new area?
No.
What's that?
Noice.
Is this a new area?
Or is this like easier passage area that I've been in before?
That's right.
OK, it's all coming back to me now.
I was playing around with the switches,
and I don't know if I'm supposed to maybe turn on the power
for a specific area.
Maybe something in here.
Is there a key in here?
In the compressor room, maybe we go back in there.
You know?
So many things.
First, let's give these a little pop.
Pop!
Flashlight!
Right, I ain't seen nothin'.
Where do we go?
Of course it's blocked. Of course. Okay. Okay. I mean, okay, I'm trying to get the clues
that the game would give me, right? One clue, hold on a sec. We're in the power room. Where's
Here's the loading bay.
West Wing registers general CCTV.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Locker room, staff room.
Oh, that's the loading bay, okay.
Warehouse loading bay, toy area.
Offices, manager room, CCTV, hallway, staff room, compressor room.
I don't think there would be anything to do with that.
But I could be wrong, because why else would it want me to go over here, right?
I could be wrong, man.
Maybe the staff room?
Is there anything in the staff room?
Am I supposed to get some cola?
It has a smoke and no dice.
No dice.
What's in here?
Did I miss the key in here, maybe?
I remember this.
Was there anything else?
Can we go up in the ceilings?
Questions lots of questions not a lot of answers from being perfectly honest
We do not have a lot of answers I
Would like the answers, please I
Would like because I'm gonna have to Google it
Hey, we got more pills though. Let's go. That's the first one about one
What else what else what else man, I've found a single coin though
Like not one coin dude
Where they hide in the coins?
Okay, maybe we just beat the witch first maybe that's what they wanted to do
Because I remember doing all this already so it's kind of redundant
Ow.
Maybe something with the registers.
What's that?
It's the item scanner.
It's an item scanner.
Is it working?
Hey!
Who's there?
Is it working?
What do you want me to scan?
Uh, this?
No?
Damn.
No.
Damn.
Whatever's $4.49, I guess, is a way of killing two birds with one coin.
We're combining selling off our new postcard collection with our freshly minted homework
coins.
Oh.
A single item can be scanned multiple times.
Oh, is that what I'm supposed to do?
By the way, why is my flashlight not on?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
It shows you the price?
No, it doesn't.
Where does it show me the price?
It shows me the price on the cash register.
I mean, I have, I guess, here, better than doing that multiple times, let's go to this
one, right?
Try all these out.
But they don't work.
Hey!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Don't make me shoot you.
$5.
What's $5?
How come that says zero?
How come that says zero dollars?
What's five dollars?
What about this one?
Four dollars, four or five.
So why is the glass here?
Am I supposed to do this?
Maybe.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
What does that do?
It's an item scanner.
It's the item scanner.
It's the item scanner yeah, I'm trying to scan these items nothing's happening, and I wonder why
They don't work oh
Zero now wait am I supposed to set it is that why oh it is scanning them. That's so funny
It adds up to the 549. Oh, I think I see. Hold on. Let me see. 399. And then we, then we click it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's try that. I get it now. Three. We need 399. Where's, which one is 99 cents?
Oh, definitely not that one. How did I get? Okay, whatever that one is, though.
So, hold on, flashlight would be better.
$1.99, okay cool.
And then one of these was $2, that's my...
Oh my god, a coin!
Bro, I'm so happy.
Oh my god, if I...
Dude, talk about using your brain.
Sheesh!
Okay!
What about this one, $2.50?
I got you.
Which one is $0.50?
That one, okay.
And then the two dollars.
Ay, dude math, let's go.
Easy math, easy math.
Five dollars.
Uh, oh.
I don't think I have five dollars.
Cause this one's 50, this one's 99.
I don't have a five dollar one.
Oh, but you can scan it multiple times.
Oh my glob.
Okay, all these coins.
Let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, let's do this.
Wait, how much is it?
not working four dollars oh my god easy
let's go you know it's funny if I would have got in the first try because I
scanned that first one two times right if I would have had that I probably
wouldn't have understood what I did and it would have just taken me longer to
figure that out okay but we got some coins now that should solve something
right I do something with these coins I know I could use one for the dollhouse I
think but I don't like the sound of that all the spooky music hey what's with all
the spooky music man rotate dial we don't know the combination yet that's for
another time. What's this? Oh! We have access. Dude, I've never been here. So funny. How come
I've never been here? Thank the Lord for CCTV. Not only can I now catch shoplifters in the
act, but thanks to my crafty intellect, I would never forget the code to my safe for
it is embedded, hidden away through the lens of a security camera. Oh, so it's one
of the CCTVs. Okay, I don't understand how that works. Or, wait, does that mean it's
embedded? It's pointing to the combination maybe? 5-0? I'll 1-2. That's not gonna be it.
Maybe one of these? I can't even see that. There's no way. There's no way
would be one of those. There was a coffee machine that you could put the coin in. In the office?
I don't want to waste my coins. I don't want to waste any coins here, you know? Where do
I go? I don't know if there's anything with the cameras I need to do. Um, I'm checking,
not see anything that would give me like oh god there's one she's coming for me
she's coming for me wait that's like really close oh mama see that let's go
Oh, those things.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Where is she?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Hey, you come in here. You get blasted.
Straight up blasted.
Dude, it's so dark in here. Zero percent. God damn it. You said there was a coffee machine?
Oh, we should reload.
Okay, let's go this way.
I know I can use the coin for one of these things.
Man, now I can't see anything.
That sucks.
Staff room.
I know there's the vending machine that we can use it on.
Where's the vending machine at?
This way?
4152, I think. That's the code, that's the combination.
4152, okay. I'll try that. I'm already here, so I'll try it later.
Was there an area I needed to put the coin in here? No, I don't think so.
I don't think there's anything I can do in the Loaning Bay right now.
Oh, that freaked me out.
Oh, that's right! Oh my god, that's the key! That's the ignition key! Let's go.
I need a coin.
Pay-a-pay-girl! We got a key!
Oh my god, we're finally gonna progress in the game?
Nothing is free, including this key.
I know, I had to pay up a frickin' homework coin.
To get it. Is this- is this mirror broken?
It is. Okay, okay, okay.
I had to make shoe.
And then we have the dollhouse.
And I need to put a-
Where are you?
Bro, that looked like two heads.
I thought these were two heads.
Can we put a coin anywhere?
What about that? What's that?
I'm not working.
What's this?
use. What is this? Coin? Guess not. Okay. Moving along, let's go. Let's go, let's go,
let's go. Progression time. I'm out of here. This doesn't work. What? Uh-oh. Oh, shoot!
Huh.
Could have been better.
Do we just keep it going?
Oh, let's go.
And we got through here.
Bruh.
We got this.
Oh my god.
Finally got some flashlight ammo, dude.
We got some flashlight ammo.
I needed that.
Okay, I didn't miss anything, right?
Oh my!
Oh my god, there's an army of them.
Brother's an army of them
God dang y'all spooky. What's this? Oh, thank god
Scary
What's this?
The doll!
We need two more. No, sorry, one more.
We needed two more.
Now we got that one.
Okay.
That's excellent. It's amazing.
I don't want to forget anything in this area though.
What's around here?
Nothing?
noise about this noise just so that we have access for later hey what was that
oh nothing I guess can we break those okay excellent oh god I can't see
nothing let's keep it moving alone or hold on hold on I think that's all I
There's nothing I need to do over there, right? Okay.
See if there's anything in here.
What's this? Ooh!
Nice. Did I collect them all? I did not.
Sucks. What's this?
Taking statements from co-workers and shoppers.
It seems Miss Rule had a panic attack which resulted in the accidental breaking of a mirror.
Due to the mishandling of the situation by people, her at the time,
A quick escalation resulted in Miss Rule taking her own life using a shard of broken mirror glass.
There's no evidence of foul play, though I suspect she might have been in relations with a staff member named David.
God, it's always a David. Always a David, man. Uh-oh.
What was it you wrote in her file?
Patient was encouraged to establish routine errands that would put her outside
Why would you even fall in love with her name David? I know my thoughts exactly
To all the David's out there. It's just a joke
It's just a joke man
what the
And to everybody not named David, it's not a joke. It's not a joke. I kid I can't
I don't want to have my gun out, but
At the same time. Oh
God trash
They call me the trash man. What's that? I'm all right
Bruh
We got the last thought. Oh my god. We are on a roll right now
Love to see it. What's this? How dramatic she did call herself trash. I don't know
why there's no surprise. Oh, I ain't surprised. You might be surprised, but I'm not
surprised at all. If I'm being honest. If I'm being perfectly honest. Wasn't I here already?
Let's go this way
Let's go this way and then we go this way
Don't need any of this right okay, so we just got to place the dolls
Let's sprint let's get over there
We did the dolls anything else that we're gonna do in that little area
Let's go let's go fix the dolls up. I mean we're here. Let's do it
Oh, what about the vending machine? Before I do the dolls, what about the vending machine?
I'm itching to see what that vending machine has to offer me.
I forgot where it was, though.
Was it this way?
They don't attack me now.
I was in here, I knew it. Okay.
Give it to me.
You're kidding me!
No!
Shake it up!
Oh, we're shooting this thing.
Wow. Scammers. Absolute scammers.
Oh my god. I can't believe it.
You know, I also took the time to do that.
Literally, I took the time out of the game to go fricking- put that coin in the machine.
And that's what it does to me, huh? It's a small rounded slot.
Am I putting these in the right area? Or not?
I guess not. Damn.
We got to figure out the father, the daughter. Okay, this is the daughter's room.
Based on the assumption, maybe this is the brother's room
or the brother taking a shower. Oh dude, somebody got murdered though!
Maybe that's the daughter and then this is the...
Maybe this is the brother's room.
I don't remember. What did they say? Also, what's that?
Man we need five dolls. How's that possible? How's that possible? Hey?
Or this is like another area. We don't use up one of these spots
Because there's also that spot over there, dude
God damn it. How am I supposed to know?
Wow
How am I supposed to know I wonder I wonder
Bruh. Okay, Mama was making dinner but now she's in the freezer. So let's start with
that. Mama was making dinner. Where's the kitchen at? Is this the kitchen? I mean,
this is the dining room. No, I'm gonna run out of batteries, dude. I mean, I
guess I could still see, but not as well. God damn it. That's annoying.
It's very annoying.
Can't like buy batteries?
Jesus Christ.
I can't even see!
Hold on, this is 0% I know, but I just need to figure out where's...
Is the kitchen here?
What is that? That's the attic, isn't it?
That is definitely a bedroom.
Those are two bedrooms, dude.
Is that the kitchen?
Oh, that's the kitchen? What's that?
That's the... This might be the kitchen.
This is a long-rounded slot.
Let's do that one, maybe?
Hold on, what's in back there?
There's one over... Oh, we can go this way!
Bruh, okay, no, that's not the kitchen. That's not the kitchen. Give me that.
There's the kitchen.
Momdoll?
Uh, by the fire, Dad would sleep all day long.
that's over here don't need flashlight for that and then in the attic he had
courage now my brother hides in storage okay we got the brother oh wait in
storage so over here that make more sense and then me I'm fine I'm good then
crash and since I'm bad I'm life was trash is it this the blood no really okay
we just need to figure out the daughter them we could just move around I guess
well I need the flashlight I can't I can't see no really did we do we did that
first no we didn't do that one oh shoot we only have one more spot the addicts
small round it's a lot you're kidding me where does where does she go I didn't get
it dad by the fire I'm gonna run out of freaking flash it mom was making dinner
But now she's in the freezer. Oh the mom is not in okay. The mom's not want to see that. Where's the freezer?
I mean wouldn't that still be?
What does that mean? Oh?
She's the one that's dead
What does that mean now she's in the freezer
That's not the attic then right I think she's the one that's dead and then the daughter
With daughter at I still have it
Where's the daughter at?
Yes, not.
Um...
Okay, we gotta move the daughter around.
That didn't work.
Maybe she was in the kitchen?
It's a small rounded slot.
I have a feeling!
No?
How can such a puzzle be this hard?
You don't understand too, right? Okay, good. I'm not the only one that doesn't understand this. That's what I was worried about
I was like, dude, I'm reading the facts here mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer
But that would that would still be in the kitchen. No, they don't have like a giant freezer
Do they or is this considered the freezer this little area which I could barely see
But no, that's storage that would make sense of that storage
This is a bedroom. This is a bet
Yeah, that's a bedroom. Oh
Wait, what is this? What's this area?
Looks like a bedroom also, but like that's a bunk bed, right? Yeah the attic I have no idea
Freezer would be freezer. I don't get it. The dad is definitely in a good spot, right or no I
Stuffed him in the laundry bay. Oh wait. He's not
Where's the laundry?
Okay, this is the laundry room. Oh
Oh, wait, maybe the dad's over there?
It's a small rounded slot.
Yeah, let's try putting the dad there. Where would the freezer be?
In the attic storage. Why are those circled?
Right? We have four that are underlined. No, five.
Five underlines. Two circles.
Oh, bro, my flashlight. How is it running on like zero percent?
Yeah, that looks like a boys room too, but there's nowhere to put the
There's nowhere to put a laundry thing so I guess we don't listen to that, right?
My by fire dad would sleep all day. I stuff him in the loading bay
That's not even what am I thinking this doesn't say laundry at all anybody else see the word the word laundry or was it just me
I think it was just me. Okay
He was definitely over here then so there's no loading bay unless unless he's in the garage
Unless he is in the garage, I mean we could try that nothing's working so far
Loading bay as in like the garage and then the brother in the attic
And then where else the the mom in the kitchen
Wait is that the kitchen that's not the kitchen this is the kitchen and then the daughter dude. I have no idea
I don't know what they're expecting of
Me. I mean probably here, right?
No, dude, I don't know that I'm bamboozled
Who's the one that died over there
Oh, I thought that would work for a second when the light went out.
Bruh!
Dude, I have no idea.
Okay, let's get the dad out of there. Let's put the dad here, because this would make sense by fire, right?
By fire, loading bay, this ain't no loading bay, right?
Let's just assume the brother's in the attic.
Mom's in the kitchen. Okay, so it's just the daughter now.
Brrrrr!
Oh my god. Well that's creepy.
Dude, it's like we're entering...
It's like we're entering a uterus or something.
Join me!
Ooh.
Oh god. T-Block.
Sounds like a...
Sounds like a rapper's name.
Dude, this is weird, but although if you saw this as a kid, that would be pretty, pretty
lit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, I didn't like that noise.
I got another T-Block though, with an A on it.
Oh, I haven't even been looking at that.
We got battery, even though it's been surviving on 0% for like, ever.
Another one.
D block. So we have TAD. Whoa! Is it is it dangerous? Did we shoot it?
Okay now I'm gonna freak out. Is it chasing me?
Bruh.
Creepy.
Very creepy!
The last, the last mirror!
Oh my god, what was that?
What's all this?
I can put something in here.
The blocks!
Oh, we need four?
No, we need five.
Okay.
Five blocks, it looks like.
Ah!
Okay, so this is D. E. I don't have E. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I don't have E. I have T though.
And we have A.
What does that smell by the way?
Hated? By whom?
Okay, so we definitely need to find the blocks first.
Ooh, I don't like this...
Spooky plasma.
It's all around.
Spooky plasma, man.
I don't like it.
Anything else I can get?
Man, I feel like that puzzle took, whoops, that puzzle took, bro, I'm serious right now.
That puzzle took way longer than I think it needed to.
I was thinking way too hard about it.
I wasn't considering the fact that it would just be super straightforward.
an attic. Mom in kitchen. Dad by fireplace. And then the daughter wasn't specific. And
I figured that was the bathtub thing. But I should have just started the brother in the
attic instead of overthinking it. Okay, that's a wormhole. Maybe I gotta shoot a balloon.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's a battery. Got a black. Okay, we need one more block.
just one more what's over here okay that's where we that's where we were it
plays pretty cool though like I said as a kid imagine the ball right thank you
I don't know how that happened but thank you can let's do this me have my gun
Now, just in case.
I can put something in here.
That seems correct, but something with the reflection is wrong.
What?
How's that wrong?
You're kidding me.
Who's that?
Oh, do I need to spell it the other way?
I mean, this would be the right way if this was an actual mirror.
Did he say something in the reflection seems wrong?
Did I go over here?
Okay.
I guess we'll spell it out?
OH DEEZ!
Where are you?
where are you where is she wasn't me where's the mirror at I gotta keep track of
this mirror dude oh mother Jesus Christ I didn't think I'm gonna get behind the
mirror in time. What the? What are the dummies doing? They don't look like some kind of ritual
going on. It's a kind of sexual ritual. Jesus. So we did it. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
She wanted to die, only someone as selfish as you
would try and take that away from her.
I'm so glad to see you fail.
What?
I'll call that mission accomplished.
I do say so myself.
Dude, I hear somebody crying and like,
I don't know if I want to approach that.
Is that her over there?
Man, is that gonna let me jump over?
Do we have our gun out or what?
You got a shooter?
I guess not.
What do we do?
It's okay. I see.
Don't kill me!
Oh!
Awesome.
How sweet.
Aha!
Outside influence, you say?
Ooh. Got that visual?
No thank you.
So we did it we're done
Ain't forgetting something the pills. Ah, I don't have the pills dude as much
I mean, I don't know where to get it though as much as I would love to
Where am I supposed to get these pills man?
What's the darkest frick?
I have one more coin I guess I could use I don't know where to use it though
You said there was a coffee machine that I could use a coin in
I guess I could use it there.
Tills is not that important, honestly.
They all hid my collectibles.
Okay, okay.
Solving right now.
Such touching story.
Oh my god.
I just can't believe it.
as dr. Phil would say to the ranch to the ranch David you fool that damn it
where's the golf yeah let's just get out here we spent so much time on that
stupid ballhouse puzzle that that we got to get out of here it is what it is oh
Oh god damn I don't want to get lost. Where was I?
Bro that's creepy. I mean since I'm here I see a water machine. Don't see a coffee
machine though. Is it over here?
Let's get out of here. Oh, my flashlight still works. Isn't that amazing?
I think it's this way.
Oh, the safe!
Yeah, let me go do that. That was in the office, right?
Where's the safe at? Where's the safe at?
Staff room?
No. It was next to the CCTV.
Beijing thing still owes me.
Yeah, that's a frickin' thing, man.
Shake it up.
Let's get to the office.
Is it this?
Manager room?
Yeah.
Was it the cameras here?
Weird.
Okay, what's the code?
What's the code?
Whoops.
Definitely not it.
41 52 what am I gonna find in the safe?
Didn't work oh I have to select the number bro
No, I did the wrong thing okay, let me do it again for 4152
four, one, five, two, let's go, let's go.
We got stamina and that's it.
Oh boy.
We got the one point in stamina, let's go.
At least I only need one for the other ones also.
That's not bad, I'll take it.
Onwards!
Thank you, thank you for the help, Evelyn.
I couldn't have done it without you!
I couldn't have done it!
Aha!
So there's nothing else?
There's nothing else I can grab?
Man, don't that thing look like an anus?
Ha ha ha ha!
Alright, I guess we, uh...
Oh!
Mama Sipa...
She can't stand the sight of herself, I don't blame her.
What?
But she needs to see the world for what it is.
Help her reflect on this.
Show her what she needs to.
Oh, is this the beginning area?
This is the beginning area, right?
So we go through the door, I think.
Yeah.
That's ever gonna happen.
Goodbye!
Off-brand Walmart.
Goodbye!
At least the bit of pills. Yeah, exactly. We completed one of the things. We got stamina. That's pretty good
All right, we got to walk all the way back damn, okay
the scars my face if you'd like yes I appreciate you not asking me about them
I mean I do see you looking at can see it doesn't work oh it does listen they're
gonna really make me go all the way around is it to play the tapes did I
I miss a tape.
No, right?
Oh God, I'm so...
and then I
Sorry take your time
I just slipped I don't know I lost my balance and I grabbed the mirror captive and the whole thing just fell apart
I hate her my mother she made me go anyway
Made you go where?
out
Oh
Yeah, I'd play my parents here if they did that if your parent can't see the reason ability of like bruh
Don't traumatize your kid. I like forcing it into like that social pressure, dude
She told me I was still pretty.
She said people wouldn't judge me.
Guess what? They did.
Or at least have a lot of time before that builds up, you know?
Or put in that situation.
You gotta have some resolve with yourself.
Or deal with all that.
I hate everyone.
I understand.
Stop looking at me!
Yeah, I was there right never gonna
Damn yeah poor girl
Really sad story going on, it was just like, damn, it's true.
I'm shocked, I'm surprised.
What's this?
Uh, Circumstance of Treatment.
Patient began treatment as a mandated disciplinary measure in college, remains expressed concern,
possible suicidal.
Uh, ideation, does that work?
would hide in a room for fear of judgment over her personal appearance. As a child,
patient was entered into pageants by her mother, which by the way, that's so messed up.
How would your mother do that, dude? Like, you have to be delusional, first of all,
to not be like that self-aware, if you will, of the situation. Not to say that the girl is
still not pretty or anything like that, but it's the idea of like, dude, there's a lot to
overcome personally before you start advertising that you know what I mean put
her in like pageants of all things dude that's crazy not traumatize anybody
suffer verbal abuse relating to her appearance wow no surprise patient suffers
from the constant notion of judgment from others naturally because she was
forced into like pageants and stuff terrible dude patient internalize this
As an extreme to an extreme degree retaining a strong
That's a aversion to public spaces for fear of being judged
Patient was encouraged to establish routine errands that would put her outside. Amen
crazy
Yeah, let's blame the mother
Let's blame the mother for making it like that much harder. You know what I mean? Jesus Christ
Imagine pageants school on its own, right?
literally like you can't get more judgmental than those areas and it's
like oh yeah on top of that let's do that with the fact that you know she just
went through this experience that altered her image in a way that she needs
to take cope with and I'm leaving herself you know what I mean you can
Talk now?
I mean, we could argue that I always could and you just didn't care to listen.
Oh my...
Look, let's not waste any more time on how unbelievable this all may be and tackle the situation at hand.
The cat's talking.
You are going to die, Desmond. If you do not get to the bottom of all this madness, simply you must keep a level head and find a way through this.
I will help you as best as I possibly can. Now, concentrate. You might have some answers.
I don't know. This is weird.
That guy with the hat would have some answers.
Patience desert.
Feels weird having my gun on the cat, so let me have like the fluctuations.
But my patience.
Don't you find it curious?
You can enter Virginia's apartments and if she doesn't even live here,
something strange is happening.
We'll benefit from knowing what that is.
It sounds like a plan.
Okay, explore the building.
Um...
Once more onto the breach.
Do you want me to explore Virginia's?
Mr. Rubelberg's with her.
What?
Is that Virginia's? I couldn't even...
Pet Tonya? Whoops! Dude, she disappeared.
Who's... who's thing is this?
I mean, the other one was a Walmart thing outside, so...
There's no way that this one wouldn't be the apartment.
Oh cool, it's outside also.
Okay, let me get out of here.
No, it won't let me.
Oh my God.
Wait, it's those things.
Oh, it's not, dude, that freaked me out.
I thought it was those ghoulies with our,
they usually have a red eye.
Oh, that's too funny.
Are we listening to this already or are these new tapes?
Yeah, the Uga-Uga guys that chased me around.
Okay, you definitely can be a good doctor if all your patients are killing themselves.
That's crazy, dude.
That's like this guy's license plate, I'm not gonna laugh.
That's his record?
All those patients are just like, well, I saw the dock and, you know...
Yeah, I just don't want to be here anymore.
God.
All right, let's get out of here.
I thought it wanted me to play the tape since, um...
There was an indicator on it, but I think that was just...
For the sake of an indicator, right?
So, you don't have to worry about it.
The cat's back, I think.
Is she back for me, or did I do something wrong?
Let's have a look.
Can I pet her now?
Okay, how do I pay you? Oh, there we go
No, I actually don't
Petting a cat is priority
It's priority. See you soon
See you soon
I mean, this would make the perfect sense to explore, right?
I'm just fascinated by the fact that this flashlight operates at 0% battery.
I don't think we need to pick up any batteries, but why not, right?
We matters with.
That's why I haven't needed any HP, which is nice.
You see?
They look like Goulies!
So now we're on the rooftop.
The music's getting a little spooky.
How do I... What's blocking this?
There's no chain or anything, so...
Why can't I go in?
Whoa!
Catch somebody in the end.
Or not.
I guess not.
Okay.
Can I use this as a weapon?
How do I get in here?
Can I break these shackles?
No?
There's nothing holding this part though.
I thought it was like some rope I could cut.
I guess not.
What is this?
So is that it?
That was it.
Looks like it.
Oh, well, no, because I'm going to injure myself, right?
Try to go up there.
With a barbed wire.
You can go there after you finish the last chapter.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, so now we have the roof discovered.
At the very least.
It's the cat!
How come the cat didn't disappear this time?
Are the ghoulies still around?
I don't know.
Where's Virginia's apartment? I totally forgot. Is it here?
I don't remember. I thought we're gonna have... just in case. I thought we're gonna have...
Oh yeah, it is right. Oh, this is my home. Okay, good to know, good to know.
Where to try? We can't go in. No dice. Interesting.
TV still doesn't work.
Look, it's my favorite channel.
Nothing.
Oh, guy!
Skada, what's good to do?
Blblblblblblblbl.
What's that noise?
Killing me.
Is that Explorer the building?
Who's that me?
That's part of this area?
No?
There was no...
Oh ho!
I don't like that.
What was that?
Bro, all these doors are locked.
All of them are locked.
Okay.
I guess to...what is the second floor?
Think?
Let's go to floor one.
Find out.
Yeah.
That door is still locked.
Stuffed.
Oh, have we been there before?
Apartments.
Maybe we go to our apartment.
So far we've learned the change is inevitable.
either you either get with the times or the world changes without you okay
how about this
that do anything
Can I go here if I do can I shoot that I think I could shoot that right let's
try let's try let's try it worked dude is this a shortcut was I allowed to do
that? That's pretty cool, man. Was I allowed to do that?
Yum yum yum yum yum. Let's try these, I guess.
Pistol out noise that noise
Oh, we found out what the noise was.
Okay.
Wait, where did that come from?
I shot the thing that blew up this area, right?
I think?
I just want to get my bearings.
Did it want me to go?
What's that noise?
Did it want me to go to the apartments over there?
Or whatever that door is?
Hey, we got more tablets!
Mucka!
Dude, I couldn't get my gun out on time and that's what freaked me out.
This is why you need to be armed all the time.
Oh, there's another door over there.
Before... what's this?
Before we go do that.
Dude, that stuff looks toxic.
I don't think it's safe to be breathing any of this.
Oh, God.
But am I supposed to go in there?
Noice.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't want to step in that.
Let's get out of from it for now.
What's this?
Does it tell me?
God damn it.
You can have a gas mask now, you got to return to the basement and explore it a bit.
Oh, that's right, that's right, a gas mask.
Um...
Before I do that, let me just finish up checking out all this, right?
I mean, it might as well. Oh, so that was the door to that, okay.
Good to know, good to know!
Yes, I'm aware the light's flickering in the section floor, it'll be fixed.
Thank God. Oh, so that's where I need to go, okay. Will I die instantly?
Or will I still have some health?
We got a coin!
OH MY- Bro keeping up on me like that.
Bro really just stood behind me and said, BOOP.
God damn.
Why he gotta do that though?
Why he creeping like that?
Jesus Christ! Okay. What's up? Oh God. Oh God. Get me out of here. Get me out of here.
I'm stuck. Dude, I'm stuck. Jesus. Oh, I had to go this way. The game was like, no, go
Okay, we use it here as a small coin slot oh
This is for the pills right what do I need?
Dang it. Here we go health speed stealth. Maybe speed. What speed like how fast I run
Or is it or should I just increase the health?
Yeah, let's do health. Let's do health. That would make more sense. Especially when we
got these people creeping up on us. Hey! Let's go! Better bein'!
Aw, we could just keep buyin' stuff, huh? Okay! What's this?
Hail poppin' boomer! Bro, whatcha call me?
That's rude.
How do we get over there?
Ooooooh.
Fascinating.
Fascinating. Anything over here?
Flashlight.
Nice.
What's down there? Oh, sheesh.
What's all this?
Shoot it up
No ice
Excellent
Give it to me
Nice
Did he just say nom?
We got him the same nom.
Okay.
Is there anything on the ground here?
Oh!
We got speed!
Let's go!
What's this?
Spring on New Year.
Last night Milton Heyman's welcomed New Year in style with a rashes.
Raku's party in the town square that included fireworks, line dancing and a musical
performance by the town choir.
Perfect.
How's that?
Oh, guess not.
Some bubbly water.
Is that it?
What's in here?
105, it only increased it.
It increased it by five points, that's it.
Wait, is this locked?
Oh my god! I heard the noises!
Oh god! I thought it was...
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ! Do the tankier now!
The fucking tankier now, man!
Oh my god. Close this goddamn door.
They really be creeping up on me. How'd they know I was in here?
You know the combination by Chance Evelyn?
What year is it?
You think I know?
Oh, man.
That's why you always got to reload.
This is why you gotta reload.
What's the combination?
Uh, you've been reading a newspaper, a newspaper recently.
Did I?
Oh, that one out there?
You're kidding me.
That was actually going to give me some facts.
Let's go take a look
This one
1997 is that it?
Invariate local market 97 is going to be our best year blah blah blah
Let's try it out. Let's try it out
1997 oh
What a time to be alive
Or is this a newspaper? No. Oh, and that's why he asks what year is it?
Gotcha, gotcha, okay
Nineteen
Hey, look at me
We got another one. We got another one. We got another one and we got another nine
So we have one point in all them now. That's good. We're shaking. We're grooving
Shaking that leg up. Let's go. Okay. Now. I guess we go to the basement since we discovered everything over here
What are the freaking the mirror up?
All these doors are locked right?
You just tell me so I'm not the click each one
This doesn't explode at all
Okay, I'm just double
is time really running out are you trying to scare me this guy man I guess we can go here
I thought I blew that up already nice is that noise
Alan's home. Uh-oh. Or you gotta put these candles out dude. It'll cause fire. Dude,
this is it. Looks like your classic New York apartment for $3,000 a month. This one all
was that can I reach it no okay oh there's a door wow never mind 10,000 a month
there's an extra room in here oh we got Alan's tape now though Doc Wales told me
to write so I'm ready even though I don't want to write what I want to do
scream at people a woman by lighthouse today told her meatheaded boyfriend I
I was looking at her funny, and he punched me in the gut!
I wish I could bury both of them in the ground!
And so mad, I'm still red!
Okay, Alan, okay.
Now we see why he...
First of all, wait a second.
I didn't even like fully understand what he just said there.
Someone, the girl...
That's a knife.
The girlfriend said to the boyfriend that this guy was looking at her funny.
And the boyfriend just bought that and resorted to violence immediately
It's kind of whack
So we can go up there once we have the mask right okay, okay, okay
That was it though. See I always forget that I have a flashlight
Let's get out of here. Let's get out of this good-doom
Alan is a teen as I remember. Oh
Yeah, I was picturing like this old dude. That's how I was like man. That's weird
That's weird for him to get punched in the gut like just off the word of something
But in high school that would make sense.
That would totally make sense.
Okay, it's so funny in high school where it's just like,
They said this!
Nobody uses the brain, they're just like,
Okay.
Evidence?
Your references?
Trust me, bro.
That's your reference.
Trust me, bro.
Source question mark?
Trust me, bro.
And they always do.
Without question.
They always do.
How do I get the mask again? Oh, it's over there, right?
Dude, this door is still locked, though.
This door is locked.
Do I go in through here? No.
How do I get the mask?
Am I going the right way? Am I wasting time?
You'd be honest with me.
You'd be totally honest with me. There's something over there.
How do I get over there?
It's blocked off, though.
Parkour!
Ah-ha!
Ow!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh!
Drugs.
Epic drugs.
What else?
Hello. Oh, cool.
Uh, hello to you, too.
Well, I'm gonna have my pistol out, dude.
This area's a little too spooky.
Oh, we can go through here now.
Nice.
What's this?
Ooh, that increased health?
Let's go. That's a good one.
That was a juicy one.
Let's have a flashlight out.
Since there was no boogaboo-gus around.
Hey, what's up, Gardener?
How you doing?
You ready to get spooked out?
How do I get in here?
Aha!
Nice.
Aha!
Nice.
Oh God!
That was close.
Oh God!
Wait, will the mask protect me?
that now? Oh shoot this is a jump. Parkour! Parkour! The straps are broken, I'll have
to hold it. I don't mind. Especially if I can... Oh but if there's like, there's a
dude chasing me down. I gotta worry about that, huh? I gotta take off the
mask and then do that. Well, the mask won't protect me against this stuff, right? How do
I cleanse that area? Why? Mask will protect you from black gas also. Really? Oh, it does
work nice I can't see oh god I didn't realize I was on top of it yeah
Was I already here?
No, I wasn't.
Well, let's go.
More stamina, baby.
Locked.
That's rude.
Now we got our mask.
I can't see natural darkness here, I mean.
Yeah, I can't see nothing.
Do I jump?
I feel shivers down my spine.
I can't. Hold on.
Really?
Whoa, I'm scared.
get me out of here how am I supposed to move dude I was like I couldn't oh my
a blade's had me freaking that thing I was like a zombie wait why can I go in
Look at this.
You said I could travel through the gas.
Oh god, I can't see.
Everything is mixed in your head.
Oh, is this not the mask for this?
You're kidding me.
So how do I get that?
The store's locked.
I'm doing good, by the way.
If you were asking me.
If you weren't, it's okay.
I should have opened this door.
You can go through here after completing second chapter.
Ah, okay.
So I don't worry about the black guys right now.
Gotcha.
At least I have a mask. I mean, it is what it is.
Back to the first Floor, so there was one of those doors I had to go through, right?
Most likely.
Which one was it?
Have I gone through...
I haven't gone through this one yet.
So let's go through this one.
I don't remember what it was.
We went through Owens. Aha! This is it. That's right because we couldn't get by here last time.
Gotcha. Zoinks! Got a flashlight out. Got the TV on. I remember that. I remember that.
That's right. That's right. Said don't jump on the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay!
Let's go through here. That's the mirror.
Ooh, that door's locked. Uh, that door's locked, too.
It's locked!
You're kidding me!
This doesn't work.
God damn it.
Is there a key?
Where's the key at?
Is it over here?
No.
I said don't stay in bed.
a linen a linen damaged by the knife am I supposed to stab linen let's see maybe
Did we do this? No? The bear? No? Oh man, we actually destroyed the bear. I didn't mean to do that.
Where would the key be? This was the area that it wanted me to explore.
Hmm... think Blue Watcher, think!
That's still locked.
I mean, can we just bust it?
Bruh.
Okay.
And I'm out of here.
Or...
Oh.
And we do this what is that the demon
These doors are really warped wait, there's a key here
Whoa, it was a ghost key. Oh my goodness. What?
What?
Oh, God.
Bro, I can't read that.
We spoke of running a Rorschach test?
What is that?
Have you done one before?
Virginia.
No, but I've seen it in movies.
You show me a picture and I say what it makes me feel.
I'll show you an ink blot.
And you tell me what it might look like. Shall we do a few?
Sure.
First image.
A flower, but it's broken.
Uh, second image.
A crowded auditorium.
Third image.
Oh, people fighting.
What might this be for the fourth image?
A monster with six arms, like snakes.
I'm sorry.
I just sound incredibly stupid.
Not at all.
There are no wrong answers, Virginia.
Yeah, does this lasting blood make you feel powerful?
Powerful, that's weird.
That's what we're doing to say.
Seeing a monster with six arms makes you feel powerful.
It's kind of weird, I feel like.
Is that it?
Was that it?
We just needed the Vinyl?
And we good?
Or, let's do this again.
Oh, yeah, I think we're good.
Okay.
It's a good dad, it's a good doodle.
Why are you making fun of my voice acting?
Bruh.
All I'm saying is I should have done a nice voiceover narrative for this game.
They gotta take a look at this stream and be like, okay, we made a mistake.
We should have hired this guy.
We could have done all the voices.
over here. Where do we play the- oh yes there was a- what is it called? What is it called?
Where was that? That record player. In my office? It might have been in my office. Let's
go to my office. Room number two. We might get some clues. Can you do an impression
kiddie the one that was in the game that one don't kill me please I hate on this
Freakin phone rings dude.
I really don't like it.
Answer's phone, all you hear on the other side.
I'd hang up the meeting.
Oh boy.
Listen, I got my gun ready. It's all good. It's all Gucci.
I got my Glock right here. What you gonna do about it?
You better not be acting sussy there
Oh, you acting toughy!
Can't pet her again.
Shame.
Let's close this door, man.
I'm tired of people like sneaking up on me.
What?
Someone's got a short attention span.
A bra?
My bad. I thought I had to move this thing.
Weapon out. Is that it?
Oh.
Don't even aim at her in the cat, Tanya.
She's been a little sussy earlier.
You heard that demonic voice that she was doing?
Can we get you care?
Oh, now we're gonna be!
And strong like the others, breathing deep
I trust it, like you in
That you see through my broken skin
That you told me, keep growing low with me
Like it's a cat of me, it ran out of me
With the world, I came crashing down on me
I did not die, I went to sleep
I watch you as I am dreaming
The wind, the wind screaming
With the world, I came crashing down on me
I did not die, I went to sleep
I love the random condoms from Gardner.
It's going straight to the Chinese flag, lingering over the west of the US.
It's true, it's funny, I was just looking at that on Twitter.
I don't know what the Chinese are doing, but like anything, it's all about data.
They want more data.
already get plenty through TikTok. Cat Jam is literally Tanya. I know, right?
It was sad, but it was nice.
Is that it? It's my record player. It is. Is that it?
Not to be rude, but I expected more.
I expected a lot more, Tanya.
I thought that was gonna, like, progress me somehow.
I don't think it did.
Considering the fact that I still need a mask for the guli stuff.
And what else?
What else? Maybe there's a door I haven't been through yet?
I think they have all the data already. I wouldn't be surprised.
It is what it is.
I don't really mind.
There's a door I haven't tried opening yet.
We went through that... that one, right?
I don't remember what it was. Oh, that was Alan's room.
That was Allen's room.
Um, we haven't gone through here yet, but I don't know how to get there.
With the mat, right? The mats. But I won't be able to jump over the boxes.
No. What a shame. That looks really cool though. How do we move these boxes?
It needs to explode, right? Normally that's what happens.
Maybe something over here?
What's this?
Yes, I'm aware of the lights flickering.
No candles, no fires, no guns.
Okay.
Maybe I missed it over here.
What's that noise?
Oh, they got a phone call.
Yeah, that's Dr.
You.
I mean this guy just talks nonsense when he calls me.
Literal nonsense.
What to do?
Do I go back to Allen's place?
Maybe?
I guess let's go back to Allen's place.
I feel like I've done everything else.
Can I go through here?
Damn it!
The utility room.
Did I cover everything in here?
If you're reading this, it means I was right in that case.
Slide second floor above the vending machine.
Oh yeah!
Dude, this was like super early on.
That was the gun.
Okay.
Oh!
We have a door!
Uh-huh!
With a mask!
Let's go!
with the mask. Let's go. We finally found a reason for the mask. What's this? Oh, is that for health?
Yes, we got another one for health. Let's go. But that was it though? Oh man, I thought it was
I'm gonna progress me somehow.
Shame.
Okay.
Now I can go like this, right?
Noice.
So I'm at 110.
What did I say I was gonna do?
Go through here.
Let's do it.
Maybe there's like a clue I missed in Alan's place.
That was supposed to be cute.
Alan is seeming a little bit sussy now.
Nah, you see, like, I'm supposed to go through there.
I don't want to move forward.
Hmm.
Is there something I missed? Maybe the phone?
No one is picking up.
Interesting. Interesting.
Not really sure what that means.
Dude, that's everything. Yeah, I gotta come back here when I have the other mask, I guess.
So where do I go?
Just go to Virginia's apartment again?
Bruh, I was already there, though.
Oh, again, now that I've risen to the venue, right?
mmm good thinking good thinking let's try that let's try that go go go go go
ow bro this class man
whoa
guns out chance for us nothing you see
Maybe we're supposed to open another door?
Bro, can't I just like shoot these locks?
That's it man, that was it.
I mean, we're back in the bathroom, but I don't think we're supposed to see or do anything in here.
Hmm.
God name.
I said, just don't go there again.
Oh!
I see.
Oh, official says balloon poses no national security threat.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Like I said, they're just data collectors.
Ah, the phone.
Wait, does that mean it doesn't want me to go that way?
We're watching you, doctor.
Are you doing your job?
Are you helping?
I think so.
Wait, have I gone there?
No, I haven't, right?
Because of the smoke. Okay.
So I did it... The phone rang when I got to this part.
Little does it know I can't even get through there.
Maybe something down there. Let's go back here.
Whoa! We got more phones ringing. Is that it?
Can I hang up on this guy?
You need to go to your office and listen to Alan's tape.
I have Alan's tape?
Oh my god.
I didn't even realize that.
Okay, let's get, let's head back to the office.
Thank you for telling me.
That probably saved me at least 20 minutes because I would have been exploring down
there.
Alright.
To the office!
I assumed I needed to do something else because the Tanya said, see ya later.
come back when you have something useful to me, you know?
What the?
Hello, Tonya, I'm back.
I gotta say, I'm not a big fan of Homer Catfood.
You got this.
I forgot, I had Alan's tape.
Oh my God.
Oh, look.
Oh, that's right.
We gotta live it, right?
I forgot, I had Alan's tape! Oh my god.
Oh look! Oh that's right, we gotta live it, right?
We gotta live through Alan's tape.
Dude, that's crazy. That's spooky.
Spooky-wookie! I could pet her? It didn't give me the option last time.
I didn't think I was able to do it again.
I'll pet her on the way back.
Was there... there was no play button, right?
I didn't want to miss the first one.
I think I need a sprint.
Yeah!
Noice.
Pro epic landing.
Okay, Mr. Shore, it takes running.
Thank you for agreeing to be recorded.
Oh, uh... should I just...
I'm talking what do you want to talk to me about what we decided how exactly do you feel weird
what though?
I'm slightly filled in
I've had these nightmares
Ever since I can remember I've always had these
from rifted dreams I can't describe
They recur
Man like there are themes in them that keep coming back
Honestly doc
It's been such a constant that I
Shake my life around the window.
Have you ever seen anyone above these recurring nightmares?
Like a shrink like you?
No.
Honestly, for the longest time I thought it was normal life to wake up and sway, to see things in the dark.
Rightful things.
Jesus.
Normal?
What is it that frightens you?
See, see, that's the thing I don't get.
My whole life I couldn't feel the presence of shadows I could hear.
Sorrow in the dark.
It's poetic and I know I got so used to being paralyzed by dread.
But I can't no like it.
And people notice, you know, I sit with stuff sometimes, I guess.
At some point, I just decided to live comfortably in this reality,
maintaining a beacon of light over a sea of darkness alone and afraid.
But I'd be lying if I didn't have to be swallowed by darkness,
or seek it in the depths.
It makes me feel alive, man.
It's electric.
What's up, Cloud? How you doing, man?
okay so Alan Alan kind of seems like a little freaky I'm being honest Alan
seems a little freaky so we're Alan in Virginia thing or was it no that's right
Alan got punched in the gut because apparently he was looking at the girl a
funny way but probably wasn't this was high school drama right oh we're we're
I'm not done yet, okay.
Pretty cool, man. Pretty cool.
What's this?
Look at you, Mr. Private Detective.
What do you think is behind all this?
Bigfoot aliens?
Big bad government officials?
Shits and lies on the situation.
situation why don't you oh I will oh I will can I go this way there any like
hills for going this way no
worth it unbelievable
I'm always scared that this guy's going to pop out behind you.
Literally.
You'd be creeping.
Do we have to go over there?
God damn.
That's a long way.
I'm owning.
What the?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
Bruh!
Somebody just tried to kill me!
There's no way that there's nobody on the top of that mountain.
I tried to make it look like an accident.
Unbelievable.
Oh, I thought there was like a tape here.
Sheesh.
I guess we keep it moving alone.
What the?
Oh, no you don't.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
It's just too good to be true.
Freak is this.
The light.
I have to restore it?
Oh, I think...
Oh!
Jesus Christ!
What was that?
It's going to come back around.
We got to go.
Oh my god.
We got to go.
It's going to come back around and kill me.
I'll stay right here until it swooshes around.
It's coming.
Ooh.
Spooky.
Go, go, go.
Oh wait.
Can't go here.
Good boy.
Wait, I can't go here.
How do I... how do I reach it?
Doesn't make any sense.
Oh god, move.
Sheesh!
Travelled by boat?
No.
Don't tell me it's gonna make me swim.
There's no way.
It's gonna make me swim.
Maybe there's a way around?
I mean, I just went that way.
There's nothing over there.
I don't even know if I'm supposed to avoid it.
I just assume because it completely destroyed that thing.
Maybe I can go up?
Is there a trail?
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, there is! Let's go. What's that?
Let the light in the dark will hurt you. Perhaps like him you should blah blah blah. Hold on. I'm worried about this light.
Zoinks?
So I was right. Okay.
Job of the lighthouse alone and afraid. Okay.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I ain't got time for this.
This guy with his analogies, man.
Oh God.
Okay, we can go here.
Wait, what was over there though?
most lookout? Is there any, is there any pills there? Should we explore for the sake of pills?
And what's that? Those Ghoulies? Oh, those are Ghoulies. There's like two of them or more.
Should we lure them? Yeah, let's lure them and then blast them.
Hey, let's go.
Just gonna do that.
Just gonna do about it.
That's it?
Come on, there's gotta be pills here.
What's that?
Are those people...
Ew, what are those?
Those crows?
Hold on, before I go there...
Where's the pills at?
Sorry, no light at the end of this tunnel, maybe at the top of the tower, or the bottom
of the pit.
Oh!
Nice!
Thank God there was something.
I was worried that they made me do that for nothing.
Nice.
Okay.
I'll take it.
At least we got something.
We got one of the pills.
Can I shoot these birds?
No!
You're a killer!
We got it!
We got the second one this time.
Oh, like infinite ammo perhaps on the Sunlight I'm worried about this light oh it's not gonna
reach me. Okay. Crazy. Nothing else. No more pills. Okay. Okay, we got a
You're still talking about this flight data, huh, Gardner?
Yeah, everybody taking notes?
Gardner over here?
Providing a wiki in the chat.
Wikipedia.
Got our own very own Wikipedia
Okay
We're skamushing skamush in the process
What is all that? Can I go around it? Okay good?
About a say
What the oh god?
Reload, reload, reload.
What the-
Oh, does that thing target me so it doesn't hurt me?
It just targets me?
Hold on.
Does it come back?
I think I passed it.
Jesus Christ.
Who's that?
Whoa!
One on Earth?
Another telephone ring.
Hold on, this light is about to pass.
Ooh, he would have got me too.
What do you want?
As he climbed higher and higher in the sky, do you think Icarus contemplated how weird the person he was?
Bruh, I think I have time for this guy.
What? How do I get in?
It's blocked from the other side.
God damn it.
Blocked from the other side.
How do I get in from the other side?
What's that?
Oh man.
Okay, I guess we'll worry about it later
That is some goop
I've ever seen goop that is it that is the goop. Can we go up here? It's a shortcut. We can
Let's do that
What's that?
What keeps- what's that sound?
The crows.
They're informants!
We need to silence them.
Icarus Lighthouse.
Whoa.
I'm on it.
I'm on it!
Go, go, go!
We go up here.
That's all this.
I'll take it all.
Take it all.
Is there anything down there?
Maybe?
Maybe not?
Oh boy, the lights come back.
What?
Oh God!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Where the?
Oh my God, the light.
The freaking light's coming.
lights coming and I don't know what oh I can't reach me right oh shoot what the
freak
Jesus so I can't get in the door for try not working god damn it okay
We need to find another way.
What?
Oh, that's fake.
I totally should have been able to do that.
The van!
Ah, god damn it.
Wait, how?
else am I supposed to go unless there's a key somewhere
oh boy it's back it's back
I see him.
Oh god.
Come here!
I dare you.
Show yourself!
God damn it.
damn it. Uh, to Mania, I probably melted the keys to all these doors along with this damn house.
What?
Uh, I guess I'm gonna go in there and fish them out if they still exist. I'm not-
Where? When management hears about it, it's gonna-
The Mania melted the keys to all the doors along with this damn house.
Guess I'm gonna go in there and fish them out if they still exist.
I'm not setting a foot in there.
How'd they go inside the house?
Holding seems unstable.
It smells burnt.
Human flesh.
Am I supposed to bait him?
Is it going to house?
Oh dude, I didn't even know I could go through here.
Okay, no, I'm good.
Oh god.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my Jesus Christ
What does that do oh turn the light on at least what does the other one do I
Can't tell
Maybe I need it for the other one
Jesus Christ!
What does that do?
Nothing?
I can't carry that much ammo.
Oh, she's cold in here.
Oh, shit's cold in here.
Hmm, I only have one fuse, so...
There's only so much I can carry.
Oh, god. How am I supposed to reach THAT?
Oh, no, he's back, he's back, Jesus Christ.
Am I supposed to get him to melt something?
Oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.
Oh boy.
Ow!
Oh, shoot!
Jesus Christ!
Okay, I think I need to do all these generators.
I think that's what it is.
But then... God, damn it!
What was that? I heard a thing.
Is that this?
Oh my god.
I have no more ammo? You're kidding me.
I didn't realize that. Oh, shoot!
Oh, that's so annoying.
Where's the last generator at?
I don't know where the live generator is at.
If I even need it.
Oh my god.
Is there something on the ground?
Jesus.
He's coming for me!
Wait, where do I go?
This heat, can he drown in the goop?
Oh god, I'm dead.
Oh god, it's it.
Wait, why do I even need these generators on?
Oh, he doesn't like the lights.
Gotcha.
Hey, what is this one, dude?
It blasts that one?
Okay, so it turns on that one.
Is that it though?
Is that its only purpose?
What does this one do?
Yeah, he doesn't like the light. Okay, okay, okay.
I don't get it.
Maybe I have to activate that generator?
Let's go.
No luck.
Doesn't work.
Interesting.
It doesn't work. Interesting.
Oh, he's coming back. Unless there was one over here.
That hurts me. That's so stupid.
Okay. Um, I'm only safe around here, apparently.
Oh, that one's busted.
We can turn that one on.
Oh, it works on for like, it works for like a split second.
I think I get it.
We turn, we do that with this combo?
Oh, nice.
Oh, God.
It needs two? It needs two.
Yeah!
Ah dude, Gatsu's in some brains right there.
Sheesh.
I'm just about to get into the house right now.
I am gonna continue though, when I see a new checkpoint.
I just don't know if I saw the checkpoint cat thing in.
Delicious.
Use the flashlight.
Oh boy.
What you gonna do about it?
Does my flashlight work on it?
I need some more power to the top.
There's the checkpoint. Okay. Okay. I feel like regardless there's still lots of cover. I'll save it for another stream
Whoo without any big corporation
Come here, come here over here over here. Do she scare?
I think she sees it goes
Over here!
What's that?
Good girl! Good girl!
Yeah, let me get away.
Dude, I don't even remember where I was in this game.
So, playing Sound of Mind, I'm back at it.
I remember I was stuck in a part where...
Oh God!
Oh that's right! I got inside of the house!
That's right!
How am I out of ammo?
Oh yeah, I was sprayed at it, that one thing.
Okay, well, flashlight out.
Let's do it, let's do it!
We got inside...
And we have to get to the lighthouse.
Take a look for yourself through the looking glass and see...
I'll shroud in darkness of mind like Alan's could be
After a story
We're the tribe for what
God the smog is approaching me
Hey, where do I go? Oh
Oh, that a door?
Oh cool.
Doesn't even open.
It doesn't even open.
What's this?
I have to restore it.
Okay.
Yeah.
If I do this.
Oh!
Make it bright with... what?
With what?
The oil lamps?
Illuminated.
Illumination?
Ooooooohhhh!
Make it bright with candles.
Illuminated.
Yes?
There's a unnatural purpose here.
Open it.
There's only natural darkness here.
Holy moly.
I know!
This guy would be...
Luke just loves the tees.
It's okay. Luke's been following for like years.
They're very... they think they're funny with their set fire.
Every now and then, they'll pop a joke like that.
Dude, I have no idea.
And it... ooh!
Yeah, I can't get through the smog, dude.
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
If this doesn't work...
So we try this?
This is an old oil lantern.
Bruh.
You need to throw the lantern in here as I remember.
I need to throw the lantern in here?
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
I can't even pick up the lantern though.
The lantern is off.
Oh, nice.
How do I turn it off?
Whack.
Is there anything on the floor I'm supposed to pick up?
Maybe you need to find some kind of oil.
I mean, you wouldn't be wrong.
You'd be absolutely right.
Problem is, I'm not seeing anything.
Especially without my flashlight, right?
Oh, who's that?
What is that?
How do I get up there?
Do I shoot it?
Oh my god.
But I don't have any bullets.
How do I get up there?
Do I just keep whacking this?
Uh, it looks like I'm a need to help again.
Evelyn?
I need your applicant.
Everly.
You think I miss a dude there's like I have four square inches here of space
what would it what exactly what I missed unless it's okay we have one maybe
Maybe this?
What's this?
What does that say?
It's pointing that way.
It says I need it.
It's saying the same thing.
I have to illuminate something.
I have no idea what to illuminate.
Hey, what was that?
Hey, there's something on the ground.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dude, this wasn't even there the whole time!
Oh my god!
It wasn't there the whole time, dude!
All of a sudden it just decided to pop up out of nowhere.
Jesus Christ!
Okay!
So now I got the old can.
Wow!
Oh God!
Ohhhh, so that's what defeats the smog.
Mmmmm.
Ohhhh, and I can't pick these up.
Well that's annoying.
I yawned.
Luna, where'd you go?
Every time.
With this.
Of all the nightmares I've had to...
I'd had to date, this must be the worst.
My light went out and there was an accident.
Oh god, it's all my fault.
Man, that's a depressing love letter right there.
It was your fault! You made me do it! You denied me!
A date at Subway. You denied me.
So I really need to frickin...
I find that annoying that I need to use this in order to reveal
the object that I need to grab even though I'm looking at those friggin spools.
I'm looking at the spinal cord, what does it say?
Is that a word?
What does it say?
Whale?
In the what?
Gotta put it in the butt of the whale, somehow.
Interesting.
Okay.
I was in the tower when it happened.
I took the route down the cliffs into the boat house.
Falling as I fumbled around, unable to see.
The lantern is off.
Lantern!
So we need to eliminate the entire house.
I suppose.
Maybe there's something over here.
Sunk into the vault.
Ah! I found you. I found-
How do I get over there? Oh, God.
Hey!
Kill him!
Can we kill him with the fire?
So how do I get over there?
But it's outside too.
Ah, I never grabbed it.
No way, this is the inside of the house.
Hmm.
Is there anything else?
Hey, what was that?
C1, C2, okay, where, where, where, where, where, whoa.
Nice.
And I guess the other one, yeah, the other one's outside that I can't grab.
What the?
Luna, what are you doing over there?
Luna's scared of this game.
She says, oh no you don't.
Enter this off. Okay, I remember. Oh God.
What's this?
Whoa.
What was that noise? The monsters I was told I was making up have now stepped forth out of the
Oh God, say it ain't so.
Say it ain't so.
What's that?
A door?
I won't make myself dizzy.
Lantern.
Oh, it's cold.
I need to clear the darkness around it first.
Hey, what's this?
There's darkness in the wake.
There's darkness in the way.
It's blocked by darkness.
You're kidding me, right?
How do I illuminate it?
Hat Luna on the head.
Luna!
Come here.
Something stops me from getting closer.
She don't want to come.
She said, I've had it with you.
I haven't been paid in tweets in forever.
Listen, I'm sorry, Luna.
I have a feeling it's working.
I think she might be allergic to the treats I was giving her.
It is what it is.
I know, blocked by the darkness, but I have the oil can, don't I?
Dude, I have four of them. Come on, now.
Oh. I guess we go in here.
That ship is death. It bears death's name.
I managed to find one of those flare guns from inside the belly of the beast.
I'm not afraid to use it. Oh, do we get a flare gun?
It's out of fuel.
What am I gonna do if it's out of fuel?
We're doing the thing.
Oh, is that what that word said?
Anxious.
So are we good or what?
We good?
I guess I go in here?
What's this?
I don't want to do this stupid thing.
Do you mind lights?
The darkness will burn.
I need to call Desmond.
He will understand.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I think there was some fornication going on over here with Desmond and...
He wrote this.
Oh!
What the?
Woo!
Oh my God, I can't see it, I can't see it.
I can't see this!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
Uh...
Oh my god!
Oh my...
How am I supposed to...
You got here?
Whoa!
Oh god!
What do I do with this?
How do I get out of here?
Oh God!
Run!
What the...
What do you mean it...
Oh my God.
What do you mean it fought?
Where do I...
Jesus Christ!
Don't do this to me, don't do this to me!
God, dang!
He's back!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, it's over there, right?
God, that's the lowest I've been in my health, all day, man.
The door leads into the courtyard is locked.
Open it!
Close the...
Hello?
Saburos?
Is anybody even out there?
Not bad, not bad!
Oh my God, that was easy!
Okay, moving it on.
Agent instructions.
Hello?
Destructions
Take care all highly flammable containers are from the bay where the and move them indoors no smoke player guidance or explosives
See
I'm gonna go down there and find out.
Okay.
Hey, did he just open the door?
Hear me?
It's kinda nice.
huh courtyard cliffs well I can't go there
our tour continues in the courtyard which offers breathtaking view of Patamos
Bay if you're feeling bold take the route beneath the courtyard to visit the old
Boathouse. Ohhhh. To visit the old Boathouse. Is that where we need to go? I think that's
where we need to go. But before I do, dude, do I have any bullets? Oh, thank the lord.
Finally got some ammo. He says, ignoring his father's instructions not to fly too close
to the sun, and it in turn, melting the wax of his wings, Icarus fell out of the
sky and into the ocean where he found his death at the hands of his chuparists.
You want to go down there and poke at a dead body?
Question?
I don't know, maybe.
Quite possibly.
What was that?
Uh-huh.
The problem is that gate is closed, right the fence
Got the fuse it's a fuse box
They work I
Don't think so right I need another one we're gonna have to put it into another slot
Let's just double check every time see if it opens the gate up
Or do I do it like really fast?
Or maybe not. None of the above.
Oh
So we gotta fill them up then but
Hmm
Maybe in the house
Interesting interesting
I get it it makes sense
Oh, no, I don't have any stamina, I don't have any stamina, c'mon.
Jesus Christ.
It's always the slimy ones.
The slimy ones are very...
Now we good.
Better stay back though, but a shank in my hand
What's happening
Whoo oh my god
Oh my god my instinct to jump
That was the first time I died dude.
That was literally the first time.
Oh my god.
Thank you for helping me out, Evelyn by the way.
I ended up figuring it out on my own, thank goodness.
Luckily there's a brain cell or two working up here.
Just one or two.
Alright, let's go.
Zero deaths!
Oh god. Oh god.
There's one on the right, and then there's one on the left.
And it's still a...
You know, we gotta jump!
What's that? I can't grab it.
I don't know what it is, but I can't grab it.
Woo! Woo!
Where do I go? Where do I go?
Up here.
Hey, now where do I go?
Up here.
You're kidding me!
Can we do this?
I can't get in.
Oh
You get in
You think you could take me slime boy
Why
Am I supposed to go through there there's no way
Oh
Okay, why do I get in the boat I get it what?
Now I thought I would be genius
Bra
I should sit in the boat first I am sitting in the
What you're kidding me, what do I where do I find that then?
Okay. What does this do? Jesus Christ. What does this do? Just for me to get a- Okay.
wheel crank okay and then what push this here we push yeah
Oh
Casey
What was the point of that?
How do I get my wheel crank?
I need it for over here
do I have to go around get it maybe oh yeah gonna push this out but then I guess
I can go through there.
Oh!
I didn't think I jumped high enough.
Do this, this, this, this.
Oh, not that.
What if we do this?
Oh, this is a water cycle.
Instructions, bowings, and lowering a small bow into the water is a two-man job.
Do not attempt to lower the boat on your own.
Once a person is safely in the boat, a second person will use the crank to slowly lower the boat down to the wall to it.
Always check the boat and rope before it breaks and tears for use.
Okay.
Not gonna lie.
Some useless information.
Since I am by myself.
Out of my way, buddy.
Give me the clinkin thing. It pops out if I turn it too tight.
It pops out if I turn it too tight. Yeah, that's the point.
What the f-
Dang!
But where am I? How did I get out last time?
Oh, yeah. I think it's the last time I got out from there.
Oh, man! It's a base for a crank wheel.
I would want this thing to be under this thing, right?
I think that's the idea.
Like a slight, like a slight amount it needs to be under there.
One push.
Just that.
There you go.
Let me go like this.
Oh my god, I'm a genius.
I'm a genius.
But they guess
Now where do I go?
Wait, how did I get out of here?
You kidding me? What if I...
God damn it!
I tried to run.
Wait, what do I need to do? Oh, I guess it... Well, no.
How do I get out of here?
the other way I guess it's supposed to be more in I hate this puzzle but I don't
even think it's able to type properly I feel like I almost got it I'm just
trying to figure out how I normally get out of here
How do I normally get out of here?
Like, I guess this thing was over here.
And then, what did I do?
I must have...
Oh, I never had this thing in there. That's why.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I push this all the way in, but then I can't...
Ohhhh...
Maybe?
But then I can't get out.
That doesn't make any sense, right?
So then I can't get out.
I guess we could try it.
Here, let's see.
Mm-mm.
God damn it.
It's got to be something to do with this, and then I push this in, right?
So I should be able to go now, but then how would I get out still?
I take that out.
I can go through there.
I need to be able to, oh, I need to be able to go up here.
Uh-huh.
I think I'll be able to leaps.
No.
I want to be able to jump back down.
Interesting.
You can't jump on this little box. I can't.
I can't. I already thought about that.
Hmm.
Let's see.
This is quite the puzzle indeed.
Sucks that I can't just go through here.
Unless there's... Hold on.
There might be something I need.
Right?
Just want to make sure.
Okay, um, like I said, I could do this.
I mean, there's gotta be a reason for this.
I'm almost certain it's to hold up the game.
But then, once I start pushing it out,
how do I get this cranking thing?
See, I have it right now, right?
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
How do I leave?
Let me out of here.
Oh now it's stuck.
Interesting.
Can I just break it like that?
No?
God damn.
What a puzzle.
Okay, okay, okay.
There's no way for me to escape up there, right?
Hmm.
Damn.
It's a base for a crank wheel.
Maybe it's not supposed to go all the way?
Oh.
This is what I thought.
Like that?
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
still not enough space yeah damn my blood in the water this doesn't tell me
anything right
we're thinking we're thinking the big moon big ball of cheese now if I push
push this
things gonna start crashing down
push it all the way and then try to jump into the box above
I did
oh no I did
try that
yes thing
yeah dang
it's a base for a crank wheel
I do that and then I push it
I still can't get the pink
damn it's trapping me in here man
it's trapping me
See I pushed it all the way there's no way I can't push this like this, huh?
There's one thumb in the box anyway. I still need to get out.
There's another space above look up. Yeah, I know but hold on.
So I did that first and I didn't go anywhere
Huh
That's right, okay, hold on I see I see I see
But now I can't get to the space above
Maybe I thought I was in the space above because I was over here.
Um, damn, what does it want me to do?
Lock it into like a position.
No, because that would have to be my brain.
It's totally something with that room.
Yeah, I would hope so.
I would hope so, dude.
It's a base for a crank wheel.
I feel like I'm only supposed to twist it.
Uh, certain amounts.
So that's all the way.
God damn.
Back it up.
So weird.
I don't get it.
How does that open?
Is that part open?
Is it drop down?
Let's see.
What's it drop down?
Take a little look.
Back it up buddy. Back it up.
It does!
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
Interesting. Okay.
Okay, okay. So there is a space above there.
So it is only halfway.
But then how do I get out?
Think.
Think in the water.
Okay, let's do a base for a crank wheel.
So this needs to be fully up first, and then we'll try pushing this.
I want to stay at this point right here, because otherwise I won't be able to...
Unless I'm supposed to push it out just once.
That's why it allowed me to open the door here.
But why?
Because I can't get to that spot where I need the crank thing.
If I do that.
And then how am I even supposed to get up there, right?
That's the other thing.
Holy moly, my brain.
My brain, because it is supposed to land here, but I'm somehow supposed to be up there.
I tried that.
I tried jumping in after I pushed it.
It didn't work.
I feel like there's another location I can get into this part.
And that's what's making this so complicated.
It's gonna be one of those things where it's like,
oh my God, if only I knew about this little spot.
Man.
God, what a puzzle.
I have no idea, dude.
I have literally no idea.
I, and I think that's only because I'm missing a,
an element
there's like a there's one little element
that i need
in order to beat this
so we get the cranking
and then what
It's like, if I can just jump on this thing, now I can't move it.
Let me in!
Squeeze through!
God, and then I'm gonna just lock myself in, or I can't push this thing out all the way here.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know, man.
It's too complicated for me.
I might have to do a little YouTubey figure this one out cuz dude
Yeah, I give up it's taking too much time.
I feel like there's just something that I'm not I'm missing here.
I'm missing I feel like there's a way to escape.
and it's just not happening.
You know what I mean?
When I say there's a way to escape,
like an element that I'm missing,
like you have to, I don't know,
break the fence and then go type of thing.
I don't feel like it's just these parts.
Like I just need to move this and I need to crank this
and there's something that I have to figure out with that.
I don't feel like that's a good thing.
For a crank wheel.
Where's that? Halfway? That's halfway, right?
So even if it was just halfway...
Like, man, how am I not...
able to move just out of here?
Oh my god.
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
God damn.
You see, didn't I do that at first?
And I was like, oh, there's nowhere to go.
Thank God.
Okay, the good news is, I didn't have to YouTube it, and I actually have some brain cells.
That's the good news.
That is the actual good news.
Holy moly.
And then we gotta cut this right?
Boom!
Yeah!
Woo!
Oh, yeah!
Oh my, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Blow them up! Blow them up!
Why isn't there a thing?
You spin at me!
Jesus Christ.
Hmm.
Dude, isn't that the exact same sound bite from Minecraft when they eat?
Oh wow.
That crunchy noise?
Look listen listen listen listen that's literally the Minecraft sound dude.
Whoo! Can't believe we did it! Oh my god. That was that was a puzzle in half here.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
If I couldn't do it in like that, I decided to do like one last attempt to figure out the whole thing.
And if I didn't get it in like that one turn around, then I was totally gonna YouTube it.
Hey! I see you!
I'm gonna take another bite.
Of course after I shoot the thing is when they decide to come gooping.
New orders slow it up in case they haven't already left for storage elsewhere.
Barrels are flammable, stacked enough, and try to contain to the areas that will block
Access okay. Oh, is that what they did? They really didn't want me to get in here, huh?
I'm gonna blow it up. What?
That really doesn't work. The goop is blocking it. Wow, okay. Oh god.
Maybe Goopin'.
Um...
They're like a sweet spot I'm supposed to look at.
Hmm...
Oh
What did that do?
Bro that was useless
Gonna go up there was I actually supposed to go somewhere else
Have an idea though have an idea
Nothing?
Okay.
I can't turn the cranking thing.
I mean I could just keep jumping on bow top to bow top, but I don't know, that's going to be big.
Unless they want to give me some sort of clue.
Are you telling me that there was nothing over here?
Even though I managed to find a way to get on top of these boats?
Unbelievable.
So we go the other way?
We go that way?
Can I jump on that thing?
I feel like I can.
I feel like I can make the jump.
Or do I go over here?
Ohhhh.
Same thing, same thing.
Oh, what the-
Oh, dude, this one's fast!
No, I'm out of bullets. No, it's gonna be so scary when they come for me then
They didn't drop any bullets. Oh, man
That's a bummer
What's that bullets batteries batteries that I don't need
Okay
Sneaky sneaky gotta be careful I don't have to do that is a big shit
I don't have any bullets to defend myself.
I'm trying to find some ammo.
What is that?
bullets? Bro, what's with all these batteries? Yeah. I don't need it. What does it say? Central
Intelligence Bureau, the CIB. What does the CIB have to say? Stay out of the FANTOS. It's
not safe. There is a major. That stuff is everywhere. It's highly dangerous, flammable, and will, as a kite in a matter of minutes, the captain and crew word.
Meta-based? That's not a word. There's no way that's word. Just made that up.
Bullets? Thanks for actually...
Oh, was I supposed to do that while I was in there?
Oh my god.
There's still a way to get there, right?
Please?
Please, AS.
Uh-huh.
Ooh.
They're like, how do we safeguard the fact that somebody might just...
Hit these boards without being on the thing.
Woof.
Woofies.
Whoa.
Was I supposed to do that?
Did I go back?
Well, that's what's jumped out.
I'm not seeing any other way to go.
Oh, Fanatos doesn't want you here.
It's kind of rude.
Wait, how did I manage to jump out of here?
That's crazy.
Not the wink.
I'm getting into this room.
Hey everybody, I'm the new kid.
up man of course they want me to go in there when I don't have any bullets my
freaking gun
What the- oh my god.
We have entered the quantum realm.
Dr. Strange, help me.
Well, trippy.
Trippy
You're kidding me you're gonna do this to me don't do this to me
with all the question marks what's the objective which mark which mark which mark
oh my god we're gonna see every version of spider-man come out these uh containers soon
I didn't see this dude waving at me.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, don't worry, I don't know where, man.
Damn.
You trying to give me a clue though?
Where do I go?
I do this wasn't like pop off his head
Or maybe oh that do this I didn't do this should I just go back and do this
What the bro I
Guess not hey, what are those things? Oh
Jesus Christ that is creepy
Run! Jesus Christ.
Look at all these cameras.
I'm alive! Oh my God, the goop didn't take me after all.
I'll do her sail.
Let's go.
Who's on the cons?
Ah-ha.
Aha!
Twisty twisty does the tweak
Oh Jesus right
I was like is that my shadow because if it is you ain't holding a flash
Oh my god
We gotta hear her. We gotta hear her.
I bought down the hatches.
Fish to stop on.
What's with the music? What's with the music?
Yeah, we're not a gun.
Oh, fuck.
What is that?
What's happening?
Want to jump?
I'd like to go back.
Let's go back.
Okay, see.
Nice, man.
Let's get out of here, let's get out of here, I don't know what's behind me but we're not
I'm not shooting at you.
God.
Mother!
This guy's still going on about it.
What's happening?
Is that from a mass line?
What's this?
Layer gun.
Here goes nothing.
What do I shoot?
Breath.
Oh, I shoot that thing?
Am I dead?
Oh my.
Take it all!
Reload.
Okay, okay.
Not bad, not bad.
We go over there?
Huh?
What's up lady? I'm just trying to get out of here.
Yeah!
Oh, what the f*** you got?
No, no, no, no, no, you don't.
What?
I don't have bullets!
Jesus Christ.
I don't have any bullets.
Woo!
Holy moly!
I go over here?
Wait, where do I go?
Now that I have a flare gun, what do I do with it?
I didn't want to use it on the monsters because I feel like it's part of the mission
that I need to use the flare gun for something.
Was I supposed to...
do something over there?
Why not? It's not supposed to fall.
Is that noise?
Flare gun dissolves black smoke. That's right.
Oh, so we do leave, right?
We can leave now because we have the thing that dissolves black smoke.
Yeah, it should.
Okay.
fight that. That was like a big boy boss up there. Can we just jump? Or is it like too
big a jump? We're gonna take that fall damage. I mean we can just do this now. Okay. Um,
you know what, now what? I thought I'm just holding out like the shard of glass considering
I think it's my only weapon.
So we go back to that one spot, right?
I think?
That makes sense.
Because that's where they didn't want it to go.
Is that a guy?
Hey, that's a guy.
Oh, sheesh!
Of course I waste my bullets.
God, dang.
Is this going anywhere?
Dude, there's like two of them!
Oh God! Oh God!
Can they go in there?
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
What the...
...breath?
I need ammo, I need something! Jesus Christ!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
My salvation!
Reload, reload.
HURRY!
Where'd this go?
Whoa!
We got there, we got there.
Okay, I'm on it.
I have no more sprint!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
Let's go!
Find a way to exit Milton Worm.
Listen, that felt a little unorthodox, but I'll take it okay, so this is where we need to go
This is out. That's where we need to end up. I've got to find whatever it is in there, huh?
Yeah, yeah, oh what's this press the button move the thing
That is a jump and a half.
What did that do?
Oh my!
What did that do?
We got the key.
Woo!
Why are they spitting on me?
Crush them.
Okay, first of all...
That shouldn't be allowed!
They cheated.
They should have crushed them, dude.
Ah, now.
God damn it.
You're freakin' ammo, dude.
This looks weird.
God damn it! I need ammo!
They're just a crate!
Holy moly.
God damn.
They're done?
Yes.
It says it's full, but I gotta reload.
So I get one more bullet, right?
nice let's go am I gonna need it
you've got to be kidding me yeah slowly by Shirley oh god
I can't carry that much ammo Ricky come on I'm supposed to move all this chemical
BS to the roof of the warehouse what?
Well with the freaking for it took an hour just to move this for a strange...
No I can't even tell you anyway don't think we're going to want the shimmy to go into
quarry.
From Mike.
Wow Mike.
Luna, what are you doing?
Am I supposed to go over there?
Do I shoot those?
Yup!
How do I get up there?
Oh, I go to the side of it?
There's going to be something to the side.
Oh my god.
The fact that I even trusted that.
Plus one to the stamina though.
Let's go.
Okay, okay, okay.
So what do we do?
this just like to the moon or what help me no oh what's brah thank you
Here we do it.
We got it.
Oh god.
How do we get down?
Oh god.
Is the crane gonna collapse?
Is that what I needed to do?
Oh shoot!
We got it.
Ow! 13 HP!
Oh! My Lantus!
I'll use some Snaky Snacks.
Oh, Reload, Reload. It's gonna be my only weapon, apparently.
Came in a 4-2.
I mean, I could blow up these crates and hopefully get something, right?
I need- I need something.
You're kidding me.
Nothing?
Oh my God.
Wait, how do I get over there?
I'm supposed to go like to the left, right?
Do I go back up here?
To the top of the crane?
Oh
Got nothing for me. Oh, shoot
Okay, thank God that's literally what I was supposed to do
Can't see I have ammo
That noise
That noise you're kidding me dude. Hold on
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I don't know where to go. I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go. Buddy, I don't know where to go.
How do I leave? How do I leave? How do I leave? How do I leave? Holy moly.
And the splash, I didn't work. Can you get off of me?
You're kidding me right now, this.
I can't move. Oh, there's this.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
Reload.
Am I supposed to go over there?
Closer.
What am I supposed to do if I didn't have the flares?
You got a flare?
Let's reload it.
I can't see!
We go this way?
We go this way.
I need another flare.
Um, hello?
Game?
I need another flare.
You're kidding me.
What do I do?
Oh no, the flare went away.
Jesus, do that 13 HP!
Oh, we got the player. Okay. He's coming back. He's coming back. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna die. I'm not gonna finish this. Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing!
Oh my god. I'm gonna die.
Bro, I literally can't take another hit. Please. Oh thank God. Oh thank God. Jesus Christ!
To Mike from Rick, Mike, if you need to restart the gantry crane, you're going to need three
Refuses you can get them at the garage at the back left of storage shed
And if you still need more you can get you can steal one from the generator if it's not in use
the sheep
Need to buy us more components work. So the garage back of the storage shed and generator
Okay, at least I have a gun
So where am I right now
It's blocked from the other side
Oh, no.
When he just says, no.
Okay, so I guess we gotta leave.
But he's waiting for me out there, dude.
You're like 35 HP ain't enough.
It's coming for me. It's coming for me.
Okay, where are we? Are we in... are we in storage?
Do I go to the back of the garage?
And I'll find one. What was that?
A lair gun.
There's one back here.
Does not look like it.
Okay, let's go this way.
He is growing darker right now.
Look at him!
Oh, this guy made a mistake.
I see him.
Well, let me try one of these.
He's just waiting for me.
First of all, that's cheating.
In any game, that would be considered cheating, dude.
Flashlight!
where we go where we go okay I see the generator one that we can steal I feel
like I need a map though where's back of the back of the what is that the crane
No, you don't, no you don't, no you don't.
You get them at the garage and the back of the storage.
So that one was from the generator, right?
So I need one from the garage and the back left storage shed.
There is the storage here.
Hmm, is it outside?
I am using the flashlight now, I'm using it more, I'm using it more.
Is it out here?
I just wanted to help.
It's blocked from the other side.
Damn!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Woo!
Hey, he's still attacking me, though!
That little weasel.
Do I go back?
It's not here, right?
There's no way it would be there.
Release the brakes.
Fuse two of three.
Where did I get the second one?
Dude, I just find a hat
Is it gonna give me three of three now?
Hey, what's up, what's up?
Wait, did I say three of three? Did I win?
Okay, let's not waste the ammo on our flashlight
this dude said back left it's blocked from the other side oh this is a
warehouse so it's not the garage okay
Back left storage shed, and then the garage.
Storage shed.
What did that do?
Use the moving container crane to exit.
Ow.
What?
Oh god.
What up, Raiden?
A bee box, Redine?
I got you.
Hey.
I like that one. Hey, can I just leave through here?
What's up? Oh my god, I worked
Make your way to the lighthouse and clear the blockage so I didn't I didn't need to do the fusta
Did I just cheat I'll take it
I'll take it dude. Hello
I'm sorry, but your phone calls have been extremely obnoxious.
I don't need to be rude or anything, but they've been useless.
Utterly useless, my friend.
Was that what I was supposed to do the whole time?
Like there was no actual fuses.
I was supposed to discover, but it's so funny that I managed to do that like, oh god what?
What?
Oh god let's go, let's go, let's reload this just in case, oh god let's go, should I go
in there?
Should I go in here?
This fucking guy man. He is so annoying. Okay where do I go? Do I need that stuff? Watch
What's on the other side?
Oh, he's going here.
I'm going here.
I'm going to the other side.
What's that?
I'll take it. Some ammo.
Yeah, I don't think I can get in there.
Oh, God!
What's your dad's gonna do?
Should we just head up?
We go up now.
Oh dude, we got some action music going on.
Let's go.
What the f-
Oh god, Flare Gun!
Jesus.
I got a little too close, I got a little too comfy, oh my god.
I will make it!
Oh, I didn't reload.
Classic noob.
I don't have a view.
I went back where I started.
Make any sense, does it?
I don't know.
Where did the air come from me?
What the!
God.
Damn it!
Let's blow it up!
Mm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
You're kidding me.
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. You're kidding me. Three locks. The doors all changed out. I'm not working. Goddamn.
When I was in high school, I used to hide in dark room. I wasn't even in the photography club. The red light soothes me. It was a key to my sanity.
Red light. We need some red light. Hey, what's that? Hey, that's some red light
right there. What is that? Oh, we got a key. Nice. Nice. Any more keys? Any more
red light keys. Hey, let me out of here. More keys. Blunny. Or nah. Nope. Interesting.
It's currently 4.49pm and I am at Tegress, looking out to the vast ocean and I am sad.
I don't know why, sadness round a home and my chest it moved and all of it's stuff and
it lives there now.
This is dumb.
Doc said I should let it out when I feel like I have something to say out loud.
But my throat hurts and right now I just want to say that I am sad.
I'm saying it and I don't know who this is for.
I'm saying it to the ocean.
I'm sad.
There, do whatever you want with it.
And yet...
Where are you going?
I knew it!
I knew there was going to be something like that.
I freaking knew it, man.
bro that is the fastest I've solved this puzzle I'm just saying impressive
right
Sweet. Being haunted by government spies and loving it is not normal.
Neither is losing patience.
Paranoia will eat you all.
Moment.
Too much brain activity today, I totally agree.
The door is all chained. This doesn't work.
Doesn't work?
Hey!
Yes, not.
Bandits!
Sorry, but...
I got a job to do, buddy.
And you distracted me.
I won't let it happen.
You be stacking me buddy?
Who the line are- oh god, what the- oh god.
Ah!
What do I do?
destroy it
I used my gun?
Nice!
I didn't know what I wanted me to do.
Well let's go.
And now we replaced it, right?
Time to shoot some light.
give me of course you're kidding me brah to figure out a way to restore power
ah damn dude I am so far up in the sky speaking of which take a little look
That's a big moon. Moonbeam. Big. The moon is packing. What can I say?
Flashlight.
She'll be coming around the lighthouse. Here she comes.
Oh!
Uh-huh. Ah!
What the fuck?
uh-huh
Power
What'd I do?
Generator has been showing signs of decay sometimes it's off and off to cleaning it needs a push to help it get going oddly enough
I can relate breath
Who doesn't relate?
These mints are pretty good.
How do I get over there?
Like that.
Gotta move this block somehow.
Battery.
Bullets.
Battery.
Bullets.
Breath.
Wait, what?
Was I not supposed to go in here?
Oh!
Bruh!
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
And we ran, we ran so far away, oh my god!
Boy!
Power!
What does that do?
What is the power on right now?
was that do what is the power on right now I can't tell do I go back up
we go back up let's go back up I guess
What's that sound?
You read what you saw, finished what you started Desmond.
And I ran, I ran so high away.
You got away.
I don't have a moon.
I need to figure out a way to restore power.
Bruh.
You're kidding me with this.
I thought I restored the power did I not fix the generator
Oh, do I leave bro what on earth
What the- what is- okay, first of all, that's a bug, because the dude's not even around me.
Jesus Christ.
Uhhh, he's not working. Get off of me!
What is this, a surprise? I don't understand.
I thought I did it. Or is it not working anymore? You're kidding me. It's not working anymore.
Oh my god! Did it all come in one.
Do I have a- Oh, is it like a certain amount of time? To click the button? Okay, okay, I see, I see, I see.
God, I don't remember how to get out of here. And now it's off. Okay, okay, okay.
That makes me feel better knowing. Okay.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I have like a certain amount of time.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Where's the- Oh, I did it. Okay, cool.
What?
We did it.
Right?
Right? I clicked what?
Oh, I can't move.
Jesus.
What?
I'm out of here. Oh my god, I'm out of here. It's coming for me now
Not the light
Burn
Oh
the same as Source.
I don't know why I became a brain like you know.
Osiris.
You're braver than you know.
Oh my god.
I need another mint out of that.
Alan's madness came on just as sudden as Virginia's dead.
Sheesh.
I have no doubt their cases are linked.
I need to follow the chemical trail.
See where it takes me.
Chemical trail?
Do I jump?
Oh my God.
the doors don't freaking work in this game
what really happened to island shore
in case of island shore the land has given us a prep to the second defy of the concerned parts of igreous point
continuous
should be a north bottom issue
island's a pretty short
forget about it
I'm gonna forget about what's that.
Me outta here.
Flare gun.
Well, you're not gonna call me now, boo.
Not gonna call me now?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I thought, buddy.
What the?
See you later!
What, you wanted to read that newspaper?
Bro.
I'm sure it was irrelevant to me. I'm sure.
We've reached the office of Dr. Gessner-Wales. Please leave a message after the telephone.
Doc? Doc, are you there?
I'm here in the middle of the country tonight.
This is bad, and I don't even know what's happening.
I swear, Doc, I know what's supposed to come through.
Huh?
I'm pretty good at getting a copy of the log from the war.
I know what's coming in. It's not even my job.
I'd just like to be prepared for that shit.
It's nothing about that shit, man.
And then the ball, the ball quit on me, man.
When I needed it the most, it quit on me.
I quit on me. Everything was dark.
And then, the ground is shaking.
I went down there. I wanted to help.
I wanted to make sure no one was hurt from the random.
I don't know.
There are monsters down there.
They're dark, I swear.
I can see them in the shadows.
They move around.
I'm not looking.
They try to grab me into the floor.
I'm not losing it.
I found one of those flare guns.
Someone must have dropped it.
Gotta fight darkness of light.
I-I-I-I cannot see it sooner.
Gotta fight-wait.
They're here! They're here! The men in black!
The men? Will Smith?
I gotta see her. I've seen her around.
Around you, man!
And I gotta warn them, Doc! You don't know about the monsters!
Gotta fight the darkness of light, man.
Oh boy.
Where were some of that?
Where the will smith at?
Plain tape.
Another chapter done!
I know!
Look at me!
Good I feel like I did pretty good in this one.
It was like minimal help, minimal help finally.
Not that bad, huh?
Hey it's Tanya.
What you doin Tanya?
I want Tanya till superior.
I know what happened to Alan.
I know. They saw.
I was telling him, by the way, that I was treating Max and I guard class bag of cats that guy.
He's probably a georgias house here as well.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
Is that it?
You haven't been petting other cats have you?
No, I haven't.
Watch the fur, I just liked it.
Oh, damn.
Again with the pets?
How many can I do before you get angry?
Don't you have better things to do?
Maybe.
Like...
...rescuing the world from...
...inevitable...
Be on the lookout and be joyous today with.
So we've completed three chapters, right? One, two, three.
Allen, Virginia.
I think Desmond. Desmond was one of them.
So is that it?
More?
Alright, let's keep it moving.
Geedy.
Oh man, that was the last one.
I'm sorry, I kind of already knew that information.
You are speaking to a pro banner into play here.
Inkblots?
Don't mean to use this.
I am skilled.
Bruh.
So now where do I go?
Or am I supposed to play a tape?
Let's see.
Find the next tape.
Ooh.
So I guess like on the first floor?
Oh, that's right.
We have a flare gun now.
We can finally get through an area.
Nice.
Okay, but what if it didn't leave me with a flare gun?
Like ammo, I mean.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.
Away we go.
I'm thirsty.
I'll be right back.
The
Luna is banned.
Okay.
Where did it say we were?
Whose place is this?
Notice of termination employment.
Reduction in project personnel.
Max?
Ooh, pizza sounds good.
Sounds good.
Sounds like some pretty, uh, nifty lawyers.
Oh God.
What's this?
Max.
Alex tells me you punched a hole through the garage wall in the middle of the night.
For real?
She said Madison's room is on the other side of the wall.
Look, this is your family and your business.
I'll keep my thoughts to myself.
But if you need someone to help you fix up that drywall, let me know.
Maybe we can chat a little bit while we do it.
Damn.
Either way, you are stronger than you look.
Ooh, those muscles. Oh, the culture. Oh, my God. The bulge.
You're weak with the markers.
Ah, sorry about that. There's only so much I can carry.
There's only something I can carry.
Sorry, we supposed to just, like, drive off.
Bruh.
Looks like it's out of juice.
Juice!
I'll give it some juice.
I'll give it some juice, man.
Maddie.
Oh!
Where are you going?
Nothing?
I always assumed when there was like purple shards of glass on the ground that, uh, what?
It'll kill you.
What, what?
It's kind of rude.
Oh god, what is that?
It's kind of rude.
Oh god.
What is that?
It's the juice.
No!
Wait, how do we get there?
Oh, the car?
Okay.
We need something for the car.
We need to give it the juice.
Hey, we got Max's tape. Let's go. Let's go. Oh God. Protting and pushing. Grinding down.
everything. Destruction. See Red, how dare you chicken eatin' a lime? Do we read this?
In the Superior Court of the State of Washington, in and for Virgil County,
Max versus Alice. The sisters, this matter having come on from hearing before
For the undersigned judge, commissioner of the above title in court, it is hereby ordered that
sole custody of minor medicine shall remain with the defendant, Alice.
The plaintiff, Max, is denied hesitation rights due to repeated incidents of domestic disturbance.
Moreover, the restraining order issued on behalf of the defendant against the plaintiff
shall remain in effect for the remainder of its duration.
The court may reconsider its decision at a later date provided that the plaintiff undergoes mental health treatment and receives a positive evaluation from a mental health expert, in addition to maintaining stable employment.
And we know that's not the case because they punched a hole through the ball and they just lost their job.
So, it ain't good. It ain't looking good.
where do we get the juice we're supposed to get something out here I don't know
how we're supposed to get that thing he's been working on this wall I know how do
we give it some juice what a beast or we're not supposed to do it right now
right it's like for later most likely it's for later it's for sure okay I guess
we're done on words to play the tape oh but won't have to pay for this later
Bruh. Oh, damn, yeah. I gotta stock up on some health right now. Dude, how do I weigh
chair? Noice. Oh, the divine energy that I'm receiving.
away we go into the bosoms of terror
Oh!
Away we go!
So that I have another cha-chow.
Is this the last chapter? I think...
That was the only door left, so...
Am I on the last chapter?
Banin'
Uh-oh, it's Elsa!
Hello?
There's one more after this one?
Ooh, nice.
Good, good, good.
Oh, and then the end.
So there's like two more.
So I have three more things to play.
Nice.
So I might be, I might break that up into two streams then.
Depending how fast this chapter goes.
Because unfortunately, I feel like before, um, I, before I end this chapter,
this chapter not before I end it before I start this job was that before I start
this chapter I'm gonna want to start it in the next dream we're about to find
out we're about to find it we'll do I cannot pay you because you won't allow me
But next time we'll figure this out. Let me close the store
All right everyone, I hope you enjoyed
It doesn't work at all dude. Oh, I'm so annoyed
I'm like actually annoyed. I tested this. How does it not work?
You're kidding. You're kidding me. All right. I guess
Frick it, right?
We gotta throw it into the dumpster.
No, I can't do that.
I gotta get a refund.
I gotta get an Amazon refund on this goddamn thing.
Oh, let me set a reminder so I don't forget.
Hey, Siri.
me to return luna controller today at 5 30 p.m.
bro why she lagging
still on it okay there we go she did it all right it is what it is listen we
just got to keep moving keep it grooving I am a controller and mouse
professional after all. So it's not gonna hinder me too much. No Luna, don't go! Hey, come back! Come back!
Maybe she needs some water. I'll call her back in a little bit.
So we were gonna play the new tape, right? That we got Max's tape, I believe.
What are we doing with those chemicals? We've got another deal.
Thank you, Siren, for the fee, Luna. I never liked that guy.
You heard that? She heard it! Come back! I'll give it to her right now.
nah it's not in this room her water bowl her water bowls in that room she just went
to I hope you've noticed those chemical barrels are explosive just saying yummy
scrumptious she says thank you thank you for the redeem even after all of this
I still can't imagine what I went through Giddy how do we pet the cat let me pet
you.
Let me do it!
Alright, so we gotta play this game.
Here we go.
Don't be going too long.
Now what- where'd you go?
Jeez woman.
Or I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, this female guy.
So should we say the P word?
We're technically allowed to say the P word,
because we're referring to the feline.
Might as well not work correctly, feline.
I am right.
It feels so good to be smothered in the light.
Max's light.
Can't bet the cat eagles bad start.
Why you gotta see Max?
What if it's true?
Aren't you gonna feel bad if it's true?
Oh god.
By the way, this is awesome.
I love the start of this so far.
Dude, that's awesome.
Like the railroad.
What do I do?
We go like this, we go like that, then we go in or not.
What's up?
Jeez!
It's all them stamina pills.
Hm?
Why do you even want to record this?
We got this one.
Sheesh!
It's all them stamina pills.
Why do you even want to record this?
We got this one for you, blackmail.
Never. Mr. Niger, if you're not comfortable being recorded, I'll turn it right off.
What's his name?
Oh, I got nothing to hide.
What is his name?
He's the truth, right?
Court ordered truth, right?
Yes, the court did mandate these sessions, but this is a place...
It was like one of those games that, when I was jumping on the trains right now, it was like one of those games that Leapy is here, he used to play.
He was going to do his commentary, where he was just like running around, you know what I'm talking about?
Train hopping.
He was like...
It's a couple of blocks.
Now let's go over here.
Ow!
Ow! Ow! Guess we can go here.
My left arm has been hurting like crazy.
Oh, I forgot to ask you guys! How's your weekend been? Hopefully everyone had a good weekend.
Hugs! 190. Can you give me some hugs? Can you give me a single hug?
I'm holding you to it.
I'm having a name like that, you better...
...let it live up to it.
Oh, God, I'm...
...pills!
But when he said that line, it kind of reminded me of, uh...
...that subject, dude.
I'm a doctor, goddammit!
Wait, does he say he's a doctor or is that he's not a doctor?
Forget
It was great. What about you blue? I was pretty good. I always chill during the weekends. I just relax
I'm starting to stream on Saturdays
But yeah, I remember Max on angry shoes. This is my new face. Oh, yeah, so
So
Tell me how do you know you're working?
Okay
Did
Meyer bought up all that land
I tried for them now, but then it makes any difference wasting the friction flashlight battery
That's not there were some people in one of these nights, and they're being all secretive about it
So we might be here with the job is help do it the night by guests the money to pay for my little girl's college
Cuz guess what I am a good father. Are you a vampire? Why can't we see ourselves in the reflection?
It's a valid question, isn't it?
Nyee!
Tanya, where you at?
I expect to see you pronto.
Pronto.
Tanya.
Thought Flashlight works even on 0% perfectly.
I mean it does.
You're right.
We got nothing to worry about when it works on frickin 0% for some reason.
You wanna pet Tanya?
Alright.
I'll let you pet Tanya, okay?
Oh, what the?
I thought we were going back to the office.
Get to the ol' factory.
Do that guitar strum sound exactly like we're in a walk-and-dead episode right now?
You're like zombies about to come chase me over these mountains.
Yeah, this family ain't big enough.
They got me workin' the railroad.
What?
Well, I chew my tobacco, I sometimes think of the sun's heat on my face.
Uh, the query is located in the back.
Do us a favor and dive in.
Head first.
Oh, and if you see Max over there, tell him I say hi.
Okay.
Oh Lord heavens those oh
What the what the freedom bro
Bro you got body armor what's going on?
For life
God
Couldn't even touch me though, but... Jesus Christ!
Dude's wearing some body armor.
Jeez!
Great! It's the telephone, man!
Batteries!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hold it!
I learned to be bad.
It scared me, not gonna lie.
It scared me too, man.
Just hang up.
I mean, valid.
I'd be valid, I'd be in my right
to hang up on this guy.
Okay.
Let's keep it moving, let's keep it grooving.
Reload. They don't know what they're up against. I'm a former ex-call-duty
professional as well as a current Valorant professional, okay? When it comes to
shooting, they're gonna be too...
Bro, why this guy calling me, huh? Where's phone at?
Where's phone at?
Where's the phone at? How do I get in there?
Lombu, I don't know how to get in there. God damn. Oh, it's on the floor.
Okay, Bob, following the
Nygard incident, we are only letting employees into the factory via the hangar. Which means it is now an
extra stop on your daily round. At the end of each work day, you are locked the entrance to the hangar using the key left for you.
anyone trying to ram their way through this facility will be dealt with according
bill bird government liaison bill bird no that's me Luna where'd you go where'd
you go we just busted can't bust through
God damn it. What's this?
We do something about this
We do something about this. Well, bro, how are we supposed to move these?
What is that steel blocks? God damn we push it the other way
It's good idea
Thank you
I feel like I'm pushing a shopping cart is that it is it because we start from here and
then we just ran it through let's try that go go go go go go go that didn't work damn
Okay, let's try this one.
Let's try this way then.
I'm trying! I'm trying to get there!
That was anticlimactic.
Do we...
Oh!
Please play club...
AHHHH!
Please pay close attention when securing machinery onto the mobile base.
Latches are omnidirectional and
failure
to connect top and bottom parts may result in serious injury.
Okay!
Uh...
Drill, always assemble pointing inwards.
Ram, always assemble pointing outwards.
Storage, always assemble pointing outwards.
Y'all taking notes?
Cause...
I don't remember anything I'd just say.
What happened to me?
Is it working?
Did the one button click work?
No, we're still on the same track.
I think.
Let's click this button.
Oh, we gotta go one more...wait.
Wait, if it was going this way, do we want it?
Do we want it to go that way or do we want it to go this way?
Let's make it go that way first.
Alright, let's blow some moats.
What did I win?
Ooh, nice.
Got a health pill, let's go.
But that didn't do anything for us to progress in this story.
Wait, where do we want to go here?
This thing is blocked, right?
And we wouldn't want to go in that direction anyway, I think
Good
You don't that's kind of weird you not know how to read
Maybe try another railway
Well, I
Already did I tried that one didn't work. There's nothing here
Unless it's supposed to point me back that way. I got nothing. It was right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
What it doesn't work it can't go this way
Wait now, it's not even blue it's because it needs to be on the track
Have a look
Why is it working?
Does it need to be... where does it need to be?
Is that good?
Ah!
It works!
Alright.
Let's drop Boink in this one.
Bruh.
I'm telling you.
Ah, damn it.
Maybe we... Wait, can't I just go in here?
Cool. Cool. Epic.
So now we gotta put it back that way.
One more, one more, one more.
Let's go my little shopping cart. Oh god
Don't hit me like that. Oh
Well, we do next we do this
What this oh
God, they're really making us run around. Oh
God, what's happening? Oh my god. I heard the music and I'm scared. Oh
oh god oh god
mommy mommy Jesus Christ buddy
yeah run away that's what i thought
you're scary bro i don't know why you're scary you can reach me up here or am i safe
Oh god he's coming in with an elbow. Headshot, headshot. Nice. Lay him to the ground. Dude didn't even touch me once by the way.
He didn't touch me one time. He also didn't drop anything which is very...
I
Want to say it
I'm gonna say rude
It's very rude dude
It's our battery what happened what's blocking it
Why would I go up there you're gonna give me a valid reason to go up there buddy
I'm not here, no?
Why would I need to push the cart into here?
Or no?
Oh, I get it.
I totally get it.
All right, let's do this.
I'll just go around.
Um, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
The neurons are firing.
My brain is working.
Put that on.
Slow your road there, buddy slow your road there buddy. God damn. I
Did like two two pushes and that thing just started flying
Stop
That's good. All right
Where do I want it? No, wait, where we want it?
One in the middle one. So just one turn to the left
right
God damn that's wrong the other way
Get over there
I don't know why I would need to go over here. They close the point of this
Look at this, like at the first
Hey, we got our battering ram push it to the max
On my way. Oh Jesus Christ! Where y'all coming from? Where y'all coming from?
I'm running out of bullets. I gotta be careful. I gotta be careful.
Can I push him more or not? I can? Yeah, damn it.
We're on our own from here. I gotta leave the shopping cart behind.
Can y'all hear me? Hello? Can y'all hear me?
Let's get this thing close for my mouth.
OH GOD!
Hey, stop spitting on me!
I can do that.
I can do that too. Is that a big boy? Looks like a big boy.
Let's go
Need some stuff I'm gonna be like ammo or something man. Come on. Come on. God dang
We're still in Max's tape, huh?
I just want to get back to Tanya.
She'll be perfectly honest while I get back to Tanya.
What does it say?
Warning! Do not enter the Eastern tunnel under risk of death.
Its structural integrity is questionable.
Investors, the North Committee of the Buries,
are mentally dangerous and wiring like them.
They've made it there all over the year.
You might think you need to burn it
I guarantee you with all my integrity that's exactly a bird dogs exactly a bird dogs
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we need another shopping cart don't we
battering ram over there oh my god headshot oh my headshot that wasn't a
right running like that Jesus right god damn wait Jesus right rushing up on
Like that
Dang
I don't like it don't like
Dude they start doing that thing man they start doing this at you
Bobbin we even that's crazy
Straight up crazy. They got crazy legs when we start running at you
It's not like they're going in a straight line so I can just aim at the head. They're literally going like
God damn
Okay, we're in need of shopping cart
I guess I was supposed to do I go back
No, because there's a blockage right there
Give me that HP. Oh, hello
Bong Bong
What's this? Oh, thank you. Lord.
What's this?
This doesn't work. No luck.
Nothing.
Really? What is it? I can't even see.
Are they keys?
Oh, it's screws. We need a screwdriver.
Goddamn. What's this?
This is what you get when you overwig an outdated power station beyond capacity.
No wonder you guys keep having blackouts.
I can't pinpoint the exact problem right now.
I'll have to look under every damn panel in this place.
If they're not the issue, then it could be the underground cave.
And seeing as I have no way of knowing where they're at.
Dectic one.
Gary from Electrical.
Only if only they had something to see the cables with.
Duh, duh, duh, their lack of insanity mirrors your lack of-
Duh, duh, duh.
You know what?
I'm not bothering with this anymore.
You figure it out.
Rrrrr, you know how.
What do we gotta do?
OK, I see a pattern.
OK, OK.
So is that the electrical box we need to fiddle around with?
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
I guess so.
Is there anything else?
Any hidden gems?
Hidden gems?
Yeah, Joven, this is in sound mind, as the people are letting you know.
A fun game! Very fun game.
Okay! Onwards troops.
Okay, you got it.
Look too close. Look too close there, buddy.
Do I blow this up or what?
There might be some hidden gems.
Get!
There was no hidden gems.
There was nothing.
Nothing.
What the freak is that?
How do I get over there?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Oh yeah!
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh yeah!
Wait, before I go any further.
Do I need to go down there or anything?
Boom!
Hey bro, I'm just keep it real that guy
Totally root
No matters whatsoever
Now where do I go?
What is this?
Mirror to the rescue
nothing
Okay
I'm gonna just go this way
Hey, we got a checkpoint. That's good. It means we're in the right direction
You want to need a 7-7?
Reload! Oh my great heavens!
Hey, you're spitting on me!
Stop it!
I'm spitting on me!
Bro, you're really turning me back over there.
Bro, I gotta spend like three bullets instead of the...
Okay, there you go. There you go.
I gotta go this way.
Is that going?
Ha!
Unbelievable.
The disrespect.
Please have some good.
God damn it!
Y'all drop some.
Ow.
What was that?
Bro.
Give it to me.
Full?
What's full?
What the freak is full?
Does that help?
Why can't I take another?
Oh, is it flare guns?
Good.
Where did Luna go? I have no idea. Luna, come back! Come back to me, please. There's a
tree redeem, I promise! Wink, wink! Somebody do it, please. Somebody do it. Somebody do
it. Do a tree redeem. Do it so that she can return. Do it so that you can summon
the Luna. You will be the one known as the Luna.
Dude, I love that sound effect. I love that sound bite, man. Jesus.
Summoning the Luna! Let's go.
Luna, you do have a tree redeem, I promise. I'm not making this up.
I'm not making this up at all. Come on.
Come on! Luna, you want to treat?
You want to treat?
Pow!
Ha ha ha ha!
That sounded...
Luna, Luna!
Luna!
Luna, come on!
Alright, let me go get her. I don't know what's happening.
Hey, look who's back!
Now that's what I call a bargain.
Don't worry, I'll give you another one.
Eventually.
Oh, look, there's another one.
Okay.
There you go.
All right, Luna, just relax.
Just chill.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Luna's doing the...
She did it. She is now the one doing it. Why is she looking at me like that?
Bruh. Why do you look at me like that?
Good girl. Relax. Yeah, relax.
Don't worry, you're gonna get a lot more...
I'm gonna give you more, don't worry, don't worry.
But it's time for me to progress inside of this game.
No, she's leaving!
She's leaving!
All right, well, we'll go pick her up later. We'll pick her up later.
We brought her back, but it was only temporary.
Listen, at the cost of only one bullet, watch me get...
spectacular prizes.
We got five bullets. Let's go one bullet for the price of five bullets NHP. Let's go
Now we're shaking now we're grooving
What's that noise
Stay out of the tunnel you should definitely go into the tunnel up
Yeah, I don't know about that get my flashlight out. Oh, yeah, it's really going there
Totally go
Flashlight
Hey, don't be crumbling on me now don't be crumbling on me now
Go back it up back it up
Bag it up.
Oh my!
Dude, that's a train.
Do I get out of here?
Ah!
Oh my, wow, what is that?
Oh my God!
Whoa!
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ!
that thing is scary but he's not doing them again I'm out of bullets I need
Lights
Come at me
Oh
Understand oh
My god
still coming at it.
What do I, what do I,
do I lure him like,
all the way over here?
Cause I don't have any bullets, dude.
Oh shoot, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're going to make him break that thing.
I'm right here!
Hey, that worked!
Oh shoot,
I'm turning the whole place down, dude.
Sheal! Sheal Winston!
Please no. Please no.
Do we push?
Why actually go down?
Okay.
I have an idea.
Maybe.
Oh my god!
Reload.
Jesus Christ! It worked! Oh, god damn!
He's still very angry at me. Can we just go here?
What you gonna do about it?
Oh my!
He got me, he got me dude.
Jesus Christ, wait, where is he?
God damn.
Bro's angry.
Bro said, say that again.
Say it again, I dare you.
Hello?
I see you've met your old pal Max.
Well what's left of him?
I wouldn't say it to his face, but he is.
You really should do something about this.
Uh-huh.
I hear you.
What do you do with these?
You want to go up, I guess?
What was that, glass?
What was that? What was that?
You want to go up?
Good to know, dude.
What if I click that down button, you know?
That would have been crazy.
What's this? How do we get in there?
What's that red one though? What is that? Hey, what is this?
What is that?
Oh, we don't have anything for those though
What was I say warning this door is to remain closed during lure pill
The last thing we need is for livestock to ram their way into the hangar during operating hours
One belligerent former employee was enough. They call me belligerent
Is is that what they're trying to say?
Away we go
See
Yeah, we move it slow. See ya
See you later out the gate. Yeah, we need some screwdriver
I somehow, somehow need to get it.
Is this thing pointing in my direction?
Hopefully it is.
Okay, um, it did say to go up, so I think this is the right area.
I'm alright.
Bro, did I just come back down?
I didn't understand the assignment.
I didn't know how to jump out.
What was that?
Screwdriver!
How do I-
No!
Okay.
I'm well equipped this time.
Or not.
Jesus Christ!
What?
How do I grab it?
Bro, I'm swinging around my thing. Give it to me. There's another puzzle as I remember with this elevator.
Did I get it? I think I got it. I think I got it that time. Out of my way.
Okay, so we have the the box here. Screwdriver.
Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
Screwdriver.
a
Snack it. Okay. No, that doesn't work. I could plug it ship in there plug it ship in there
So now I guess we go down
Let's go down
Downtown
Downtown oh, it's not working. Oh, I'm gonna be able to go down once I fix this right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay?
We go in here. It's blocked from the other side classic
Classic.
Not gonna lie.
That's classic.
Ooh, what's this?
I'm doing it.
What's this?
More HP that I don't need.
Thank you kindly.
What else do I get?
Oh God. What's this? Hey, what was that?
Can I just go up there? We need a chip. Oh, I gotta go outside? Okay. But can I go
here I had to give it the old try had to do it had to be done oh it burns mommy
it burns let's say the quick dump toxic I'm sorry I don't know where I got
What the freak is that? Oh well we have a screwdriver now so we can go back this way.
I think it was this one that I wanted me to do something right? Or not.
That's to unplug the power so yeah I'll see that. Bro the music's coming back!
Where is he?
Oh, we got the chip!
Let's go!
And then we're going to go plug it in over there.
Right?
Oh, God!
Here's Beck!
And he's angrier than Apple!
Ah!
See ya, nerd!
it is what it is what is this I need one of those I need up wasn't there one
over here
okie-dokie we got the chip put it in the dip a chip in there genius utter
genius screwdriver screwdriver screwdriver screwdriver screwdriver utter
Genius give me the shit god damn it. Oh
Did I do something wrong? What did that do?
I don't get it
Hi, is your name Gary from electrical? No then don't touch the damn electrical panels. Oh
Already did it. I know the elevators wonky. I'm working on it. So take a chill pill or whatever
It is you guys make it is you guys make around here that English whatever it is you guys make around here. Oh
I'm revamping the electrical distribution for this entire facility
So there will be times during the day the elevator won't get as much juice as it needs to
Lay in the power station fried all the lower-end
Condo chips to the point that I have to keep switching cheats from different panels
Get damn early Reverend climb to the one floor. That's life
That is life.
I don't get it.
What do I do?
What is this?
Why is it showing like this?
Do I take that chip from this chip and I put this chip into that chip?
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm saying, bro?
Wait, and then we do this?
Did that work?
No, we're still missing. God damn it, we're still missing.
I took V2 from that panel, didn't I?
Let's try putting V2 in there just in case.
No. Not enough power. Interesting.
Where's another box at? What was that? What's that noise?
Shoot him in the eyes if you want to stop him for a bit.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We have another feet Luna redeemed.
Alright.
But, unfortunately, she's not here.
So whenever she returns, this shall be done.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side.
What's new?
I guess I go outside now?
Since I don't have any...
I don't have anything else to do.
Oh, I think I got it. There's like a power source outside, right?
Do we do that?
I could plug a chip in there.
What chip does it want?
Does it need a 2B?
The power is not going all the way.
It's not going all the way.
Ow, what was that? God damn.
Stinky.
Wasn't there another-
Wow.
Nope.
Short answer?
Nope.
Um...
Okay, it'd be on this side now it'd be on this side probably over there
Hey, what's over there? Oh, yeah, what did I do here again?
Hmm I don't remember this
I don't remember this part. Can we just go here? Ow! I mean, let's just screw drive everything.
Let's have our flashlight out too.
There you go.
Maybe I take the other chip.
Oh boy, he's back.
Okay, let me screw drive everything, just so that I have access to the panels and it'll
be easier to figure out.
Okay, let's take a look at our mirror.
Let's have a little look, see.
What's going on here?
What's going on?
Okay, can we see everything?
Can I have access to everything?
Okay, let's see.
So this goes over there.
That goes over there.
So maybe we want to put the two chips into that?
But why? Does this turn on?
Hold on, show me again, show me again.
What about this one? What does it connect to?
What does that connect to?
This gate that we... I guess I could open, but...
I guess I could plug the two chips into that one?
It's worth a shot!
Where did I plug this one in? I have one in there.
There's around three chips as I remember. There is? Dude, I don't see another one so
I'm gonna have to assume there is not. Unless I'm supposed to somehow get over
there. Oh, can I make him break this pathway? Where's he at? Let's lure him.
Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Where'd you go? Hey buddy! Your skull isn't even that scary!
Bro. Really? Nothing? Is that him? Hey buddy! Over here! Come and get me!
Oh mama see that don't hurt me
Aw, she can't pass through there. Damn it. I was hoping you would you're sporting on me out my way
He's what it is
Okay, let's go get the other chip probably like I said have to do something with um
With that, let's grab this. It needs full power it says. Full power. Should I just blow this up? It's kind of annoying.
Blow it up. It's very annoying. Blow up that one too. Backing up into these things accidentally. Hold on, let's get a flashlight out.
There's nothing in here? No? Okay. Okay.
I think you need to get those pillars down so you go through.
Oh! And I got the pillars down through this electrical box. Let's go.
Right? Right? Is that it? Does that make sense? Does it work?
are those things that they don't look down to me is it the wrong one I don't
get it which one did I put in there
I don't get it I don't get it let me see take a little looksies here
Okay, so we have this one. Oh, maybe he needs to connect to that. Let's pull one in here.
So at least the door can stay open, right? So we got that door open. Let's open up this
door too. It's kind of annoying. I'm going to go around. Okay, so we got, that's just
for the doors. What is this for? What is this for? Yeah, that's to control this.
That's what I thought, bruh.
Now it works!
Okay, we're good to go, we're good to go.
Hey buddy!
It's down, right?
It stays down?
Hopefully it stays down.
Where's he at?
Hey!
Hey you!
Come here!
Oh god!
I'm ready for you.
Oh god!
What you gonna do about it?
Oh, Jesus Christ!
That was a lot of damage.
I don't know if I need it to be, like, right there, but...
Oh!
Bob and weave, Bob and weave!
Let's do that.
So I can get a little, uh, wiggle room here.
Um...
What do I need to do now?
Drop the heal?
Go wait
You need to break something else
There are passage all those passes. Okay. Okay. We're good. We're good. Leave now leave
Bad and bad a flashlight
That phone is gonna ring thousand percent
Screw driver screw driver screw driver screw driver mirror
Goddamn why am I like zoomed in Jesus?
Okay, so what does that do?
Bible looks a bit nothing. Is there a chip in there? Might be a chip. I need to be too.
You're kidding me. God damn it. Let me go get the other chip. Please don't be around,
Sir, please don't be around here
Is there a way to get in there quickly?
Well, that's true. You can't even follow me in
Once I pass through
Where is it is this one?
Let's go you saw me
It's not come back up what the oh boy
Hey, the music's bangin' up from the machine.
Okay, you need a V2, right?
Oh, th- OH MY GOD!
Whoa, bro!
Oh, good, they died.
I only had frickin'...
Ow, delicious.
Um...
Three bullets, dude.
So what did that do?
And if I take it
Like a blooded ship in there. What does it do? It turns that on?
No
Let's go this way
Investigate what's this?
Nothing. Oh God
Nothing of use
Ow!
Um...
Oh, does it turn it off? The top there? Let's see.
Oh, it turns these on. Got you, got you.
Okay, but we don't need that right now.
Interesting.
If anything, we need to turn it off, right? So...
What is here? I guess we do this.
Get any clues? Can I get a clue or not?
Can I get a clue or not?
It's just that. Nothing else?
Gotta go over there somehow.
Can we climb? Can we climb this?
I'm supposed to bunny hop over there, but...
Can I just take damage and do it the...
the stupid way oh I could still go I didn't know that out let's do it oh god
I didn't know it was just the prongs that I can't touch I thought I was like a
whole area oh god don't want to over jump it
Man, I can really use some...
Hey, there it is!
There it is!
Should I just do a big jump over there?
Let's do it.
Geronimo!
Just dodge this, I guess.
Ow!
What was that?
Oh, got it.
Okay, well, let's kill him with that thing.
Oh, then it turns off!
oh my god
how
where is he
bullets
dude why are you so annoying
you're so annoying
don't freaking annoying
god damn
i didn't know that they turn off
if you freaking touch them dude
Is that a stupid thing?
There's no way to avoid it!
I'm so glad I brought the chips with me because I feel like I'm going to need them here.
Right?
I think there's not enough power.
Not enough power?
Oh, it needs a three-volt.
We don't have a three-volt.
Can we get one?
No, it doesn't.
No?
What is that, dude?
Oh, it turns this one on? So stupid.
Can we go in here?
Nope.
Bruh. Or I guess we do this.
OH GOD! I'm dead.
Oh, sheesh. Okay. Well, as much as I would love to jump over there.
I guess I could jump over this.
do that. That works.
Um...
Man, where do I get this other chip though?
You're kidding me. I could have just went around. Oh my god.
I did it the more fancy way. I think it all...
...agreed me.
God damn.
Oh, it's a little laggy.
It's a little laggy.
Hey, where am I going?
Is there a chip in there? Should I do...let me do...
Let me do the mirror. What am I looking for?
Help me out, mirror.
Nothing. Goddamn.
Maybe I jump on that, jump on that, and then I go there.
No, because- OH MY GOD!
I didn't realize I was on the thing.
Go higher, you can get to the building with the closed door.
Okay.
Ah, I didn't jump- RRRRR!
29 health.
Hold on.
Hold your horses.
It's laggy right in that little spot, that's why.
Okay, I can't oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Can't jump there
Okay, where do I go over there? Oh, I see I see but
They call me mr. Danger
God, hey!
Okay!
Woo!
That was a ride and a half.
I need that.
Yeah, I definitely need that.
You ain't lying about it.
Why does he keep saying I'm full of something?
What is that? That looks like bullets to me.
Oh, that's ammo for a different weapon.
I don't have that weapon.
Interesting. How did I not unlock?
Bro's not gonna call me, really?
The one time I wanted to?
Interesting.
Okay.
Hey, we got the V3 chip.
Okay, that's gonna work for the uh...
Now it doesn't. That's gonna work for the elevator.
Hello?
The darker it gets playing electrician won't change that so I'm gonna have to stop you here
brace yourself
Oh, I'm raised. Oh, I'm braced
That noise
Well, what's with this action? Oh
Oh God! Bro! What the freak? Jesus Christ! Bloody! But he's got armor on. Let's just
get out of here. We don't, we don't need to waste the bullets on these guys. Although
I am going in the wrong direction. AHHHHH! I can't! Okay, he dropped me. Woof woof woof!
You're blocking my exit. You're blocking my exit. I got out. I got out out.
Bro, where's the exit? I thought it was right here. Oh my god, that's a lot of them. That's a lot of them, dude.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus. Sweet baby Jesus. I gotta use the flares.
I'll use another one!
today are they what the heck is this dude I think they're infinite there's so
many of them how do I get out of here chip
of course he doesn't go I have to oh I think I get it no I don't get it
Jesus Christ!
I don't get it.
I have to jump, right? I have to jump somewhere.
Where do I jump? Where do I jump?
Oh, I get it. I see it. I see the light.
I see the light.
Wait, no, I don't fit over there.
Woo!
Can I take a break up here?
Aww.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How do I get over there?
Gotta kill them first. Oh, I do it dude. I don't have ammo. Oh
Man
They get like a trooper, let's see. Oh, I guess I'm right, okay
Hit him with the glissie I gotta hit him with the
What is that? What is it? Pick it up!
Where's the thing when you're here?
Where? Oh, yeah, there's one there.
You're getting me! You're getting me!
Jesus Christ! One HP, you goddamn buddy.
I have one more player.
And then he gives me ammo.
Damn.
Force.
And then he gets...and then this opens up.
Jesus.
Frick.
Jesus Frick.
And then this guy's here.
Oh my, I can't catch a break.
Christ, my out of my way
Luffy's
Dang
Saucy what is bro?
Oh, I can't catch a break.
I can't catch a break, I got it, but I'm gonna blitz.
Put the V3 in there, put the V3 in there.
And we're just gonna,
ooh, let's battle.
You're kidding me, go!
Bro, I don't get it, I don't get it.
This is so stupid, I swear, if I die,
I'm gonna be very angry.
I'll be very angry if I die.
How is it not working?
It's a V3 chip! It's a V3 chip!
I gotta look at this stupid crab again and I can't kill this guy because it's already...
I've got an ammo!
What do I do? What do I do with this?
What's the...
OHH!
Yeah, that was a V3! Why isn't it working?
Can we hide up here?
Oh, we got a flare.
See if the one flare we're killing.
I landed like two headshots
Dude
You pressed the wrong button it no that was the v3 chip man. I think I needed to kill him for it to work
Oh, so stupid a chip in there
You see
Why isn't it working?
It still says a red light during to put one in here. Let's see I
I might need one in there, too.
Right?
No, because that's just for the door.
Yeah, let's try it out.
Bruh.
I mean, let's go up then.
Maybe it'll stay up, that's why.
Let's see.
Is that the purpose of it?
Yeah, that was the purpose of it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, my God.
This game's giving me...
anxiety.
What is like the evil?
I gotta force some of the blue.
Dude, zero ammo in both the flare and the gun dude.
What do you want me to do?
Aww, I'm so annoying.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, I guess I can use the mask.
Hehehehehe.
But I can't use the mask while I'm...
I'm gonna go another way, god man.
I got 31 HP too dude.
Yeah let's do this quick, let's do this quick.
I know, I know, I know, I don't have a choice, I don't have a choice, I should have just
opened the door but instead I'm just dying now but now I can open the door with a mask
at least.
I can't catch a break!
I'm sorry, if something jumps at me here, I'm gonna die.
Oh I would have needed the mask.
It looks like.
Who's that?
The guy with the hat.
My God just wanted his job back.
If you had done yours perhaps he wouldn't have grown such a dancer.
Because that's all it means.
The one he can't even get in.
My mask is...
Bro!
Hang up the call!
My mask is...
Oh God.
You're kidding me. I'm gonna die. What is? What? What was I supposed to do? Like, realistically,
what was I supposed to do? Guy Baited me to listen to his mumbo jumbo. Oh, how was that room not,
hmm, how was that room not like clean air? I would have assumed when I opened the double
doors that I would have like clean air available and it starts me with 31 HP
dude I can't
should I go find some around the map because I think we spawn randomly right
let's do this
and then we run over here we answer the call we immediately
I gotta go, man, seventy-six percent.
God damn it. Dude, it runs out so fast.
Don't care.
What do I do?
Can I find some...
Ow!
Assembly control.
Oh, God.
All useless things.
All useless things. Batteries.
Wow.
What do I...?
You're kidding me.
There's nothing in here?
There's nothing in here.
Okay, we got some...
What do I do? What do I do?
I got a checkpoint, at least.
I'm gonna die.
I got bullets.
What do I do?
There's like no buttons or anything.
Take the mask off.
Why would I take off the mask?
I'll die.
That's how I died last time.
Take off the mask in the hallway.
No, because the hallway has the particle stuff.
No?
I'm sure.
I'm pretty sure it does.
That's what I saw.
It doesn't...
Okay, I died when I took off the mask over here for some reason
Wait, why would I die with the mask on I got to see this?
Why would I lose HP with the mask on? Oh?
Is it because the O2 in the mask you're kidding me? I
Didn't understand the concept
Okay, okay, okay
Okay
Damn
Intermental X09
lower pill
ingredient chart
To liquid compounds are to be placed assigned slots. That's a big machine in the next room. Okay along with the okay
Whatever that means
What about this attention all employees as renovation work
Continues our brand new distribution distribution center
We are still in the process of removing and repurposing machinery and equipment left over from the query
Do not attempt to use any of them without prior authorization as
improper use
mainly to injury or even death
Ask before using anything you're not familiar with S
hill
Let me go over here
Why is it lagging? Why is my game lagging all of a sudden?
What's it rendering?
Oh, we can go over here? No? Brother, what do we do?
We are there assembly room.
So I go out in the hallway.
Oh, okay. So we're getting out. The game's lagging, though.
We got some bad weeds.
I need health more than anything right now.
What is that? Why is it up?
I'm greedy. Keep your damn little pill experiments as far away from Mars as possible.
One of those pills found in its way to our chemical shipment and nearly blew up a delivery truck.
A mixing of our chemicals and your pills is just a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh, are you giving me a clue? Hint hint. Swing wink.
Ow. Excellent.
nutritious delicious is that it though but i just blow something up here
something's up onwards
something over here right yeah what do we do what do we do gotta put a chip somewhere
gotta put a chip somewhere something over here how do we get to it and blow this up
We blow it up, but I don't have bullets!
Can the game provide me something?
Dude, I haven't had ammo in forever!
I thought I picked up ammo over here.
Last time, like right before I died.
Hey, there we go, thank you!
Jesus move!
I'm gonna lie!
Okay.
That's the long barrel!
Alright, screwdriver.
Hey, where's my other chip?
Oh, that's right, it's down low in the elevator.
What is this one require?
What is it require?
Just one it looks like?
Yeah, just one.
I could plug a chip in there
Hey dad an HP for the wind
You got any ammo in here
Was that
Bullets! Let's go.
Um, okay.
Little confused. Little confused.
What does it say?
Wants me to know something about this.
That is for...over there.
It's cold in here. No!
Oh, wait, but I can't pass that area anyway.
I somehow need to break down the gate.
Or can I hop over it?
There's nothing to hop over there.
Is it on the other side of this?
Let's see.
Maybe on the other side.
Oh, there's a brick wall.
Are we going?
No.
Goddamn.
No.
God damn.
Uh...
There's something over there.
Okay, I need to go somehow in there.
there. How do I jump on storage? I cannot. Okay, let's go down here then. There's got
to be something over here. Oh my god! Jesus Christ! Oh my god, he runs so god damn fast.
Hey, I'm re-getting health.
Not bad.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay, don't.
Got a checkpoint.
Got a flare gun.
Flare bullet, I mean.
Okay.
Got a checkpoint.
Got a flare gun.
Flare bullet, I mean.
What's over here?
Empty pill jar.
Okay, that's a big list.
Why do I hear scary music?
Oh my god.
What?
Wait, what do I blow out of this thing?
God damn it!
I'm trapped, I'm trapped, I'm trapped, I'm trapped!
And I'm lagging!
AHHHHHHHHH!
I thought the one explosion would kill him.
I thought the one explosion would kill him, man!
I'm gonna get pills in this chapter.
UGH!
I got an empty bottle.
I didn't get no pills yet.
Yeah, I don't know why the game's lagging all of a sudden.
Dude, I never lagged in this game once, and then all of a sudden, lag.
Maybe I need the flare gun to kill him?
Do I need to save the flare gun for the frickin' other dude?
Okay, there's two explosions I can do to save me bullets, but man, it's behind that
first carton which is like way too far away
what is that ah it's the other gun that i apparently never got
yeah we can't we can't do anything with this guy
we gotta let him go we gotta let him go
we gotta go around and there's no way we can fight him
See ya nerd!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Gotta die. Okay.
Get this shit because I think no matter what I'm gonna need it or something.
Now as far as the flare...
I'm kind of scared to use it over here.
Because I don't have access to this...
gate thing anyway.
And I only have one, too, so I can't even risk it.
I could try going into the other area.
He's still over there, right?
I don't got to worry about him.
Oh, nice!
Okay, I got one more flare, at least.
Damn it. Damn it.
Zoinks?
Oh, there's like so many more places to go.
Oh my god! Dude, I can't make these guys.
I can't. I can't.
Jesus Christ.
And I don't have any more bullets!
And then there's the big guy!
Oh my god, dude.
This game is... I thought it was supposed to be easy.
I thought this was supposed to be easy. This is not easy.
Look at this guy, man.
What am I- Did he just kill the other guys?
That's good at least.
Run!
Oh, it's so annoying.
I don't nearly have enough ammo to
can fight these people.
Oh God! Oh God!
Open the door!
Oh my, I know what I need to do.
Okay, can I hide?
Can I hide and he goes away?
33 HP, man.
Where is he?
Oh, he's not here.
Ruff.
Wait.
Ooh, that's one of them.
What the ffff?
Oh, we gotta chop him down.
We gotta chop him down.
Let's go.
God damn sneaky.
It's blocked from the other side.
Okay, okay, we gotta do this fast.
We gotta do this fast.
We're gonna throw the big guy to the sides to do something with this.
Yes, sir.
What the ffff?
from the other side okay okay we gotta do this fast we gotta do this fast for the
big guy the sides to do something with this yes what the
and we need a chip what chip what chip what chip what chip what chip what chip what
chip what chip one that looks like one I could plug a chip in there
The chip I used is too weak.
Okay.
That's stupid.
Give me that.
No!
Okay.
I did.
Now you're going to keep it.
Okay.
Jesus.
At least I got a checkpoint.
What was that?
Oh my God.
Oh boy.
I'm going to die.
What do I do?
see a big axe for some reason? What do I do with a big axe? What do I do with this? Oh
Oh god, I can't see. I made it onto the pipe.
Oh god.
Okay now what?
Don't go away pipe. Don't go away. I'm stuck. Jesus Christ.
Where am I supposed to go anyway?
Where do I go? Oh, there's- uh, I gotta look all the way around?
Gotta look like this?
Jesus! Okay, now what? Where does it lead me to?
Oh, so annoying. Literally so annoying.
Okay. What the freak? Just...
Can you not?
I might as well go on one and then start looking around.
Oh dude, I...
And then don't disappear yet, don't disappear yet, come on.
Okay, okay.
And then let's make sure we have the bottom and look at the top.
Let's go this way.
Make sure we don't fall.
And then we go this way.
And then let's make sure we don't fall.
And then look around.
And we go this way, oh god we're going to fall, we're going to fall, I guess we can
just make sure we do that.
We go this way.
I don't know where to go from here.
Do I just jump?
Oh, okay.
What do I do?
Oh I just keep looking at the pipes?
Or are there more pipes?
God damn, dude.
This is so obnoxious.
Goddamn.
There's pipes.
No, there's nothing.
Nothing can mean a climb on.
Look.
There's just pipes below.
What do I do?
maybe you could break something here I mean oh am I supposed to go right there
oh yeah okay Jesus then what now do I look for something with a mirror
Nothing
Whoa
Where do I go there's something behind the other side?
Dude
Oh we go there, okay
Whoo oh
My god
this 30 HP no ammo BS is not fun got to say it is not fun damn dude I need a
checkpoint. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. What's that?
It's locked from the other side.
It's locked.
Uh, I guess this is the key?
No, not working.
Hmm.
Checkpoint.
Yes.
Checkpoint.
Not working.
Mmm!
Checkpoint! Yes!
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I do have to pee though, so give me...
Give me a second here.
It's over there.
I'm gonna wait, it's lagging.
Okay, give me a second.
Before I move further.
I gotta pee! I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm back.
Jesus.
What?
What do you mean, man?
Oh
Somebody
That dude is so obnoxious holy moly
Most obnoxious character in this game man god damn
Okay, let's go!
So we gotta run this way?
Run.
Can we just keep it up?
Does it get faster?
Can we jump on that thing?
Do we jump on that thing?
There's a thing over there we could jump on.
Should we go for it?
I don't see anything else.
Okay.
Bruh, and then what?
Did we jump to the side?
I don't trust that.
Oh, okay.
Hey, look at me!
Bada bing, bada boom.
What's in here?
Oh, the HP, dude.
Oh, it's that room.
Okay.
What's in here?
Processing zone?
How does that noise?
Dude!
There's freaking music again!
Hey what's that? I need it. Oh my god that's so scary. I don't know where he is but I'm
leaving. I'm leaving. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh this is the top.
Um, okay, we don't need to come here technically.
Jesus Christ!
Where is he?
What do I have? I don't have anything. I'll have a flare gun at least.
I might use that if I need to.
What's this?
Fricking batteries, literally the one thing I don't need.
Hey, where else can we go?
Okay, do this?
What does that do?
Oh god, it's him!
Oh god!
I don't know what that means!
Oh my god!
I don't know what that means.
I guess it means you can't come this way?
Oh, guess not.
Oh yeah, yeah, you can't come this way.
Am I supposed to turn all these on?
Is that what it is?
What is that?
What was that?
Oh, the player got left. Go!
Dude, I needed all that.
Oh, I needed all that so bad.
What is this?
What the?
There's a small magnetic lock.
Small magnetic lock?
Um, okay.
We love this.
Dude, I haven't been back to freakin' 92 HP in forever.
This guy's cheating. How does this even...
Let me do this. Oh shoot! Turn the thing!
Okay, I have them all on.
Ow. Ow.
This is the last one, for sure. For sure! That's the last one.
What's this thing?
Finish work on your safe room once you've got the switches.
You'll have your magnet.
It should be enough.
Left for a magnetic lock.
Well, I flipped all the switches.
Where's the briefcase?
Where did the briefcase go?
Got you.
Somewhere over there, right?
I lost the briefcase. I don't know where it is.
Here it is. It has a small magnetic lock. Where do I go for the magnetic lock thing?
Ow! Where does it go? Where does it go?
I guess it goes through here and then what? Where's the magnetic part?
Oh, what's that?
Where's the magnetic part, man?
What's that? Goddammit!
Use us!
Let's switch.
At what point is there a magnetic part?
Hey, it's supposed to come through here.
How come it didn't come through here?
Can I move?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
safe room. What is that? Okay. Holy cow! Just inspect the whole way. What do you mean
inspect the whole way? I did! Upon receiving a secure case delivered to the
conveyor, place the case on the conveyor belt and use the controls to
Direct it to the safe room. God damn it. Okay. Okay. Okay. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it
Okay, I know where it goes technically right I know where it goes
Actually, I don't let's see and wait here it was going in the right direction. How could it fall up?
Where's because I move did I move?
Where's the belt at?
They had to have gone... HP?
How'd you've gone this way, right?
Oh, and then it got blocked here?
I think that's what happened.
Okay. I need to find it.
Where's it at? Where's it at? Is it coming around?
Behind me?
Where's this frickin' case, dude?
Oh, it actually has to go up top though.
Dude, did the case disappear?
I can't deal with this guy.
Oh my god, he is so annoying.
Where's the case?
I have no idea where this case is.
I found it once and I'm like, it's gone now.
I just need to know what belt is on so I can follow it accordingly.
Oh, this guy is so annoying.
Dude, I feel like I've been everywhere. I can't find his face.
Oh my god!
We're in everywhere.
Where's the case?
Is it glitched?
It somehow needs to go up here.
I don't know where it is right now.
Dude, it's like literally not here.
I think it fell somewhere.
I've been following this area the whole time.
I'm just trying to see where it went so I can follow it.
I don't know what belt it's on.
I'm like it's gonna be that hard to find because it's a red dot right it's a red light
Here I'm gonna sprint in these in this part
So I could find it because it was here. I remember following it here. So if it was here, where would it go, right?
Did it put a move there? I don't know wait like
It couldn't move there. It would have still went this way
It wouldn't have went this way, and then it would have been stopped here.
This guy is so annoying.
Okay, I think I'm good at anything.
It's literally not around here.
And then we need it to go.
We need this not blocked either.
If it doesn't block, we need it to power up.
Oh, but then it was still around a circle.
How do we get it up here?
Is that it?
Is that over there?
This guy is so annoying.
Oh my God.
You lost it a couple times too.
But like, does it ever recover?
Do I have to restart the checkpoint?
Is that it?
That's where I like from.
This guy.
Okay, once I clear the path, what is this?
Oh my gosh, I'm moving!
I'm just gonna start clicking things randomly to find it.
It doesn't even make sense.
Oh, I think that's it over.
Bro, get out of my way!
Oh, he's so cool.
I think it's lit. I think it's lit.
I swear, like, there's no way I wouldn't have been able to see it by now.
There's literally no way. Or it's in the safe, I guess, right?
It says green. Does that mean it's in the safe?
So stupid. So, god damn stupid.
At least I didn't have to restart the check point. So stupid, dude.
Ugh!
Alright, where do I go now?
What do I do? What do I got now? Fix the loading platform. Didn't I do that?
Craft the lower pill to team the bull. Fix the loading platform to get the secondary factory floor.
How?
It's weird once you crouch like you can't uncrouch. It's very annoying.
So it's a secondary floor. What up there?
Fix the secondary floor, fix the loading platform.
Do I leave let's just leave to see what happens if I can
Yeah, let's leave I feel like we're supposed
Fix the loading platform which one
This one
Ask for a Luna paw. Luna's not here right now. She's cadet. Oh, she's cadoodle. Okay.
Fix the loading platform. Is it back in there though?
Because we also need to tame the bull, right?
Dude, what is with this lag?
Second floor assembly.
Here, I guess we have map, right?
Take a look.
What's the loading platform?
Save the room.
Oh, yeah, I don't get it.
That's weird.
It doesn't even tell me.
To do what? What do we have to do? Fix the loading platform to get to the second factory floor.
Fix the lo- what?
A Luna Prize vault! Now there is a hint to the vault already. Um, it starts with a six.
The digit starts with a six. God damn.
I feel like I have a long way to go, so oh
This room is new right
Pretty sure this room is new
But doesn't have anything for me
How or where I'm supposed to take the bull at
Jesus.
Oh, God.
Fix the loading power.
Now.
I don't know what that means, but...
What?
What I do know is, wait, did I get a checkpoint?
Ah, that sucks.
I want to see the kitty.
I gotta get a checkpoint so I can feel good about, uh, I can't.
I can't be bothered in there.
Does that one work?
I could put a chip in there.
It does.
Um, looks like we don't have Evelyn today.
My big helper.
But it's okay, we'll get through this.
Oh god, we're not gonna get through this!
We'll get through this, we'll get through this.
Um, while we were starting up, I had a fantastic idea.
For a stream, let me, let me know what you guys think.
Um, I was thinking because I'm currently learning different languages, right?
I use Rosetta Stone to learn different languages and because I have access to it,
I was thinking it'd be so much fun to stream that experience where you see me
learn, but at the same time, you can technically learn, you know what I'm
saying?
Um, just by having like the prompts and everything on stream and whatever it
requires of me, you know what I mean?
Uh, I thought that'd be fun.
What's the music and background stuff? But you seem to learn a new language, you know
And at the same time you get the you get the chance to learn a new language to whether it be Japanese the the three core languages
that I like is
Japanese German and
French I need to I need to touch up on
Haven't been keeping up my French. So it's hey
The man with a hat
Were you going were you going?
Man said go booga likes to snoo go. Oh
Can I go over there am I supposed to go here? Oh, I guess not
Did I read this I didn't read it blah blah blah blah blah. It's all like some sciencey stuff
chemical engineering
Probably the secret to creating a nuclear bomb
It is what it is
But yeah, I figured I figured that'd be fun
Since Rosetta Stone costs a lot dude. I ended up paying for the full version like years ago and
Yeah, I thought it'd be a
52. Damn, I'm gonna grab this. I don't know if I got anything from there, but let's just go back here. I guess
Let's see what we got. The look on your face. Did you really think I'd use the same freezer trick again? Give me some credit doc. I'm not that lazy
Are you though?
So I need some of these chemical things, right?
I only have one.
I have one mushroom extract.
I need to find the other two.
There's two somewhere.
And I have to find it.
There's two somewhere.
What's this?
There's room for a small object in there.
What do you say? Oh look. Not that object?
Oh, that one.
What does it do?
No? No power?
Interesting, interesting.
Let me take a look. Same face. Literally, dude.
What's up, press and butter dog? How you guys doing?
What are some of the languages you guys like?
Obviously, you speak English. So what are the languages you guys know?
I did the twisty thing, but I don't know if that's what I'm supposed to do
How I know what I'm done twisting
Are these most connect I see a little thing there I see a little thing there interesting
Very interesting. Are these supposed to engineer this whole pipeline? Get it working, get it twerking?
What's that? Three little splayers. English only. Come on. English and Russian, there you go.
So, suka bia!
That's all I know in Russian.
Please, let me know what it means.
Isn't suka, like, um, sweet or something?
Am I just turning these for nothing, or what?
Or am I turning these things for, huh?
Interesting.
What if we go over here?
Oh, y'all!
Maybe we're supposed to go over here.
I have one more flare.
I'm going to get this right.
You're kidding me.
That's what that means?
We're up.
Wait, we really went all the way over here.
How do I know if I'm turning it the right way?
When does it give me a clue?
Mmm, sussy.
I might not even be supposed to be doing that part right now.
I don't know what that means.
I could use another flare too.
Where do I put the...
Hold on, let's do this.
Where do I put the plug into this thing?
It's not going to show me?
Where does it go?
Where does this go?
All the way over there.
Where does it go?
over there.
How do we get over there?
Oh, just like that.
Back of this thing?
I don't know, this doesn't look like...what's that?
Ooh, what is that?
Got a purple thing now. I'm trying to follow. Oh, huh, dude, it worked always follow the red
I don't I want to know that purple pipe was to
We out here Sherlock Holmes style
Figuring it out good chip in there
You don't say
You know say
Hey, there it is. It's too weak.
What?
You're kidding me. Oh, so that's what those two words mean in Russian. Bruh. Okay, okay, okay. I
See I didn't know they were both curse words. I knew of Viet, but I didn't think Tsuka was one either
That's so funny. And I thought it was the opposite too. I thought Viet was the B word and Tsuka was the other one
Interesting.
Okay, so I put the chip in.
Well, now, you're kidding me.
Nothing?
Oh, is it the wrong one?
Is it the wrong one?
I forgot to put in another one.
What was that purple pipe, too?
Purple pipe around here.
Let's see.
Maybe it's a clue.
How come that's not generating enough power?
Jesus, let me out of here.
How is that not generating enough power?
Did he say it was the wrong chip?
let's do this because like I said there was a yeah I don't know what that is
what is that what is that it's a pipe hold on we might need to get up there
there's a staircase why would they show a pipe up here huh
Oh, there's some more glands, there's some more glands.
Did we put this in? What is this?
Saying it's red?
Or did I already put this in?
Is it that one?
We only need one more! Okay.
Is this gonna show me a thing now?
Was this the wrong one?
Would it have accepted it if it was the wrong one?
Is the question.
Okay, let me go back to the power thing and see if he says...
Get the wrong chip in here, man.
Nothing happened.
Wait, I don't have the 3D anymore, though.
3D hat. I think for the elevator now. So we gotta go back there, back to the elevator.
Okay. Mmmmm. Almost completed the game easy. I don't know if it's almost completed, but
let's have my gun out. Get a little reload action. This tape is definitely more difficult.
It's one of the more difficult ones that I've played so far.
Compared to the other tapes, the other tapes have been more like...
not as actiony. This one feels like first person shooter almost in this tape.
Okay, I think I go down and I go get my three ball, right?
Let's go do that.
Because now we have access to the staircase, so...
That should be it. That should be it.
I put it in there didn't I?
Let's have a look. Yeah, thank God. I could plug it. No, where did I put the 3v at? Did I ever have a 3v?
Don't remember. Oh, thank God. I was worried. I'm not gonna lie. So the elevator doesn't work, right? Okay, but we can still go up there.
Aha! Okay, okay, okay. We're learning. We're grooving.
As long as there's no ugabugas coming after me, we should be fine.
Yeah, we're Gucci, don't worry about it.
So I didn't see any of your other responses, so basically we got one Russian, and that's it.
It's the only other language.
And I only know two curse words in Russian.
Let's go this way.
It's funny, I know Spanish, French, but I need to touch up on both those languages, even
though I'm really like, I could have a full blown conversation, Spanish, French, I can
understand very well the words, however, like for me to come up with my own words
would be very, like, iffy.
How do I stop this?
Bro, they cheat.
What was that?
You gonna give me a clue or what?
I don't get it.
Was I supposed to turn this on afterwards?
Oh, maybe it has something to do with these.
Can I go?
Nah, I'm gonna die if I go in.
I was gonna say, like, can I just walk in there, man?
It's the thing that we're getting back my pills.
Alright, looks like we have another mystery of thought.
mystery a foot
maybe this will give us a clue English only I'm shocked
some day purple blue green so I just need the green one how do I get the
green one. Is it in here? Is the green one in here? Maybe I'm supposed to- oh and then
I take it out. Okay. Hold on I think I get it. I think I get it. We turned it on but
now we can take it off because it's open right? The gate is open. Look at us using
our brains Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I came ready today dude. Got a little speed
upgrade, get more flares, get some of that ammo. Now I am disappointed. Apparently there
was like a long gun that I never, I never got all the flares we need. Let me go ahead
and reload one to store one. That way we have five instead of four and then I guess
we carry onwards. I guess that was just like a little storage thing to, I mean I
needed it I was at like 56 HP so it was good it was good but it doesn't get us
further into the story now we need to get somewhere there's like this one green
thing let's see craft the lure pills craft the lure pill to tame the bull I
think that's what I need to do next I don't think I could skip that step so
How do I craft it?
Where was the clue for this thing?
Oh, wait a second!
Is that only when I have the three objects?
Maybe. Maybe.
I think it would make more sense to get the green thing.
And then we click that button.
Right.
Also, what are these?
Are they just here to distract you?
Maybe we see the meter change?
Let's see.
Is this change at all?
Can't tell.
Hey!
Wait!
Something worked!
Oh my god!
Something worked!
Hold on!
Okay, we need to start pumping the gas into it.
I see.
Now I think we still need the green one regardless.
Oh, and I can check my progress through the mirror.
Yes!
Dude, we're so smart.
Oh my god, look at us!
There are geniuses up in here.
Look at thang, look at thang.
Hey, what else? What else?
Do we need this one?
I'm gonna go...
No, I don't think this one...
That one doesn't matter, right?
This one maybe?
Hmm
Sassy sassy
It means we can't start there. I think hold on hold on hold on oh
Because there's nothing in there, so we can't can't work on that. Okay, I think no matter what I'm gonna need the green one
regardless right
Is this one done?
Let me finish one and see what happens
Now stuck right there. Okay, let's go down
I see I see you gotta do something about this. Oh
Mama
There it is, okay, we got one we got one what about the other one? I
Mean do we need to do it? I heard a beat was it this? Oh
okay hold on hold on this might be part of it that that thing didn't light up
before so let's see this blue pipe where we out with the blue pipe
okay okay and then we go down here
I think...
Brud.
Oh no, I messed up.
Alright! That's weird. How did I mess up?
Installed on...
Ah! See ya.
This one.
see I see
Where's it at? Where's an ass?
there
Two lights we got two lights I heard the blinking up this way
Now do we click the button
Goddant we need the third one don't we need the green one
okay well at least we did the work I mean we were we would have had to do them
that anyway yeah where's this third one at so that means I can't craft the pills
yet fix the loading platform to get to the second factory floor fix the
loading platform that I don't understand it's blocked from the other
side. It's blocked from the other side. When was I supposed to do that? What's up
rampant? Oh, I missed it! My bad! 34 months! Jesus! Thank you so much. Such a long
time. How's it going? How's uh, how's Yoshi doing?
Oh, this is where we came from. Second floor assembly. I thought we already
did this you see I might need to cheat and see where I'm at with this thing here
because I missed the the subscription I'll do a mariachi time there you go
there you go all right let's see I gotta I gotta figure this out research and
Have I been in that room before?
What room is that? I feel like I've been in that room before.
It's not cheating. It's educational.
Oh, is it in a safe? No. It's not in a safe, but there's things in the safe, right?
Okay, first of all, I think we could do this.
Just to see...
Hey, what's that?
Is that one of them? Up there?
Whoa! If it is, how do I get up there?
Oh, wait a second.
Is there a way to get up there?
Is that the second floor it's talking about?
I think it is.
So we do need to go up there somehow, okay.
I gotta figure it out.
You 17 pounds today, oh my goodness, what is that, 5 pounds?
No, no, no, no, no, 3 pounds.
Oh, that's not that bad. Three pounds in a few days, right?
Since Saturday, so that's not bad.
Yoshi, for those of you that don't know, is a brand new Akita puppy
that Rampin just got very cute, very small.
And when he arrived, he was 14 pounds.
Oh, do we go in here?
Now he's actually here.
I've been in here already, right?
But did I need to, maybe I didn't finish something.
Maybe I need to go back.
Kind of annoying if I have to do this again.
I don't, I don't need to do it again
because it would have given me the pipe things, right?
Okay, I don't need to do that again.
Give me the chip.
This one's locked.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side.
Let's block in it
How do we get there do we check this room out?
No clues in this room
So maybe I don't go
Oh god, um, can I get over there or no?
Aw, I can't believe I...
Come on!
That's so stupid.
Bro, where's this checkpoint gonna be?
I don't remember seeing a checkpoint after I did those stupid wheel turns, man.
Yeah, that's a pound a day since Sunday.
Oof!
That's a good question. How old is Yoshi?
Nine weeks!
Oh my goodness.
All the critters are doing good.
Sounds good. No way did it start me from here. You're kidding me. Come on
What
What bro, what is the point of that? Oh my god
I really got a speedrun this again
Jesus Christ!
And I gotta go get that brevy chi-
Chi-
God damn.
Man, where is this green thing at?
This guy's gonna be here now.
He was there last time.
this is where we got the blue one okay okay okay I see I didn't remember that
we picked that one up because I was focused on that was that a stone stream
idea that I was presenting to y'all okay so we got the chip already there's the
little note here I guess we could twist the knobs of the pipes later we're
gonna need the green one anyway right well let's go put it in there so that
that's done at least I guess we can go get the resources too I'm gonna get speed
run that it's not that hard what we don't need to do is twist the wheelie
things not yet anyway
Oh, that's right. This is where we gotta get the 3D.
And then we gotta fix the loading dock somehow, which...
I don't know.
Is it this area? I think it's this area to get to the second floor, it said, right?
Keep your damn lower pill experiments far away, blah blah blah.
Is there a way to climb over?
Any clues?
Any hints?
It doesn't look like it, okay.
What's in there?
Let's go get the 3V.
Kicking arson, catching back up, I know.
Yeah, it's not a total restart, but it is.
It is back to, uh...
Do I need to put the elevator down?
What the?
Let's not. I mean, I don't think it matters, but
So get the chip
Oh, we can go through there maybe
For the other area I just need one more canister I'm so close. It's the last canister dude
Let's go get the resources in case I got to find a checkpoint somewhere too, so I don't have to do this again
Well go this way
I could plug a chip in there
We do that and then we take it out because there's electricity in there
There's electricity that blocks this door if I leave it in
So we got these, let's make sure we reload so that we can stock up as much as possible.
Grab all these things, get the health back up, get some ammo, nice, okay.
Oh that's right, let's use this here, we're gonna need to do that anywhere.
care those two spots I don't know if there's more but so we can stock up on more
flares noise all right the ammo let's see okay all right we're all right we're
back where we started now um yeah this green canister where do I get this green
canister out dude yeah I know where's Evelyn when we need her
God damn.
Here, let me see if I can figure it out really fast through. Oh, it is in the safe.
It is in the safe. It's in the safe area. Okay.
Let me see. How do I get to the safe area?
That's the question.
Where's that safe area at, man?
Hmm.
Is this dude already on the second floor?
Because if he is...
I don't know how he got there.
Might be through the vents like I was talking about earlier.
That would make sense, that would make sense.
Okay, let me verify this information.
Like I said, I didn't want to have to spend, you know, 20 minutes, because I have most
of the puzzle pieces, you know what I mean?
I got everything going on so far.
So I just wanted to double check.
I have a feeling it's where that is, so let me go there before I research further.
Is this horror or is it math? Literally.
Dude, it's kind of annoying because of how much I got to deal with.
But I think I go through here.
And like I said, I feel like I've gone to the spot already, so...
Oh God.
That's close.
Okay well good to know this doesn't lead anywhere then, alright, alright, alright, I thought it would have
Unless I was supposed to do something here, god damn it, well that was my idea so
Let's set down the toilet, let's take a look at the video
Running at two times speeds, don't worry, it's not gonna take that long
It's not gonna take that long
Yeah we did that part already
This guy's getting the blue one, which I already did and then I think he's gonna be moving on to
the next one
Yeah
See let's see
Back to this room
You get to the second floor, buddy.
He's trying to figure it out by looking at the map.
Is it through one of these rooms?
Oh, okay.
I think it's through one of these rooms that...
On the right side of me, then?
All right.
Maybe okay, I think I understand I didn't see the full thing
But I'm there I have my my reference in
handy
Because if we're not gonna have Evelyn I gotta have some some sort of reference right?
So let's go back up
It was in one of these rooms here
Yeah, I got a pee to the left or right of me
Yeah, like one of these rooms, okay, is there a glass, there is, normally the glass will
tell you, tell you what's up, okay, it's blocked from the other side, blocked from the other
side bro, I can't see nothing, blocked from the other side, it's in here, okay,
Oh, yeah, this is that one room.
Oh-ho!
Okay!
Now we're getting somewhere.
Hello.
Now we are getting some batteries.
You can't carry that much ammo.
Yeah, it's an electrical box.
Oh, this is not an electrical box.
Whoa, spooky.
Flare gun!
Okay, before I go further, I have to pee really bad, so I'll be right back.
in the bed right now. Can we keep walking?
Okay. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's a face.
Where do we... where do we go?
Where do we follow?
It's cold in here.
Jesus!
What's that?
Oh, thank goodness.
Give me another flare.
Spooky.
Very spooky.
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
Very spooky.
Luna comfy is the main thing, not even sad that she left the streaming room.
Very true, very true. She is super comfy.
We found the box.
I can plug a chip in there.
Oh.
Huh?
Oh!
That's how we get upstairs.
Wait, I just remembered, where's my other...
My other chip?
In case I need it.
Oh wait, there wasn't another chip.
I thought I had two.
I lost the V2 somewhere.
I don't know where I put the V2 app.
I got a checkpoint!
Holy moly, okay.
So I don't gotta do that anymore.
Third floor.
What is that?
Oh.
When in doubt, the 3v always works.
There's a key card reader.
It looks new.
And then we open this one.
Man, where'd I put my 2v?
Does that work?
No, this one's not for the door, is it?
Oh it is!
Is it both?
It's both.
Okay, okay, okay.
And then there's the third one dude what sucks is that I don't remember where I put my 2v at man
Hey, we got the key card
Like I said though, I don't know where the fricking choosy went.
I don't even remember using it.
What does it say?
Unless I'm here.
Woof!
I needed the HP.
all right that's good that was good some good stuff I found
that it this little area kind of reminds me about back rooms which I love
Oh, back ones are so much fun.
Another office.
Oh, is this where the green one is?
Let me get this straight.
You hired a driver without a proper background check?
Who then proceeds to crash one of our delivery trucks while carrying important cargo?
And when rightfully terminated comes crashing into the quarry with his own truck demanding
Making his job back?
This is a major screw-up.
Major.
Do you realize that your poor decision making has put us this entire facility in harm's
way?
He broke Gary from Electrical's jaw just for getting in his way.
Max Nygaard isn't saltily birthed.
He's dirt!
I find it hard to believe that anyone in this big wide world cares about this mad
man, but there's a man.
Take care of him.
Where's the code at?
You need to the sensitive nature of your secret inside, do not understant.
Tell anybody about it.
Mmmmm.
We need the code.
Where's the code at?
Let me guess, it's in that freaking room, isn't it?
It's in that one room.
God, damn.
Or is it here?
address is the same 210 main street you think it would be his birthday 1 what is it 1952
should we try that 1952 or the zip code no because it's got to be for right or his SSN
no because you can't do the same digit twice I would try I would try the date
of birth I guess 1952 let's try that let's try that 19 I'll have to select a
number. 1950.
Ah, it didn't work. God damn it. I was hopeful. I was hopeful, dude.
It wasn't the birthday. Maybe the telephone number? 3 8 3 8. I
can't select the same one twice.
That either okay the SSN 4044
Well I've tried every four digits. Last training August 1995. I mean it might be that. Um, or
There's a work phone I guess.
6-6-8-1?
Is that what that says?
No dice!
Oh la la.
What oh what could it be?
Hmmmm.
What?
I don't know.
What could it be?
Hmm...
I wonder if the code would change per thing, too.
It's not the little looksies.
Because if I don't need to go into that one room, I wouldn't mind.
I'm not going in there, but I think I think I have to get the code, right?
Damn it.
Really hoping I didn't have to.
Okay.
Oh, very interesting. You guys ready to see what it is? Try to use the mirror. Yeah, it's
literally that. We use the mirror. What the f-
My brother now tells me to.
Written under woe.
But now you tell me.
Oh, what was that?
What did I say?
8, 1, 3.
Is that a 6?
8, 1.
8, 1, 3, 6.
Whoa.
Hold on.
Can't see nothing.
8, 1, 3, 6, oh we got the last one, what's it say?
Oh we did it!
Okay, so I don't need to go in that room, that's the thing.
Like I said, I don't want to have to.
Who is Max?
This one would probably need the 3D, right, because it's so far away.
Don't make the most sense.
This one leads to the thing, right?
Most likely.
Yeah.
Keycard reader.
I'm not sure.
Look at me.
Um, what happened?
Nothing happened.
Oh, do I use this one here?