you
you
you
I'm Jack Nelson, had a small job as a park ranger in a state park.
I was a fire lookout stationed in one of the largest forests in the Pacific Northwest.
Miles and miles of dense forest managed by the Forestry Service.
I had a salary that allowed me to make ends meet, but I couldn't afford to treat myself
to restaurants, nice clothes, etc. Pretty much 90% of the population. My biggest accomplishment
so far was being able to buy an RV for myself with a lot of financial help from my dad.
That RV was the only sense of home I had at the time.
This one time I was transferred from one outpost to another because of some official circumstances.
It was a minor inconvenience to me though, since I lived out of my RV and liked traveling.
I set a few goodbyes and I was off to the new location.
It was about a two hour drive.
It's not so bad.
Two hours and so bad.
Oh, shit.
We driving up in here.
We driving.
Oh, I moved my other keyboard.
Hey, that wasn't an invitation.
No, no, no, that wasn't an invitation.
Oh shoot! Oh shoot!
Hey Luna, no, over there! No, no, no, no, Luna! Over there! Hey!
over here over here over here you got yourself in there you got your
You gotta get yourself out, come on.
Bro, she's stuck under my desk, hold on.
Come on, over here.
Come on.
Hey, oh, bro, I had to kick her out.
Ain't no way.
Dude, she's gonna drop a lamp or something, man.
Ain't no way.
She about to destroy like $1,000 piece of equipment.
I can't be dealing with that.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
All right, let's do this.
She's
Hey, what do the message say I missed it?
Well, I gotta get like why is a seat so like bro
Casgy for me bro, look who Casgy for me
There we go, that's a lot better. Hey, I forgot to turn the light for it, too
It's the only reason I still have these chairs for the light.
It's time.
Ayo, volume's kind of loud, but I want it to be loud.
Can we check our phone already?
Hey, chat, what did I miss?
What was I supposed to do?
Can you change your room to the dark light, by the way?
Alexa, turn off bright light one.
How's that?
Damn!
Much better, huh?
Hey, we're getting spooky up in this piece.
We're getting spooky.
Hey, let's do it. First things first, so I have no idea what I'm doing.
Just get back into driving or what? I guess so, right?
Did he read the text message already? We're doing this now.
Oh, shoot, this is why you gotta pay attention to the road, bro!
I'm broken, only got no home, this women's life is ghost
She don't feel me anymore, she says, oh, my home
I got no life zone, I'm stuck in my chair again
She no longer home, she done with me for a year again
I came up different, she ate her days since 2016
And it just can't be bad, I hate to see that you miss me
Because the way this goes and the going life is frowned upon
I'm broken, only got no home, this women's life is ghost
I got to give some math space, dude
So okay, so kid the insurance will cover it bro
Hey, this is why you literally need to pay attention to the road man freaking get a oh god
This is why you gotta pay attention to the road man get into accidents, okay, let this be an example set for you
y'all. Katelyn Nolan, your text mistress. How do I check my phone, though? How do I, how do I check my phone?
Should I pull off to the side and check it real quick or what? I think I'm doing that. Yeah, let's pull
off over here. Oh God! It's okay.
Okay, bro
Like I said, I'm just gonna cover it. Hey is that a old grass is growing through my my RV man
Where my phone at
Throw bro. Oh hell no
No.
Where the heck is my phone at, dude?
Hey, let's take a look at this damage, though.
Can't be too bad, right?
Nice.
No damage at all, baby.
No damage at all, baby.
And we got the spare tire.
What are you looking at?
I'm all looking at
I gotta move my keyboard even more up stressing out my arm dude
Let's do this
speech back inside
Where the frick is my phone?
Yeah, I'll tell you zoom
Can't open that we're both the drawers drawers either
But the newspaper
Hey, we got to use the bathroom or what?
Can we sleep?
No?
This area seems safe enough though.
I mean, what's going to go on out here like where there's, you know,
Hey, well, unless that's an abandoned building.
Try passing tab.
It doesn't work.
I guess we got to get to our destination first, right?
Oh, he's down, but...
There's him, and there's him, but...
Oh!
Alright.
Start that ignition.
Get back it up.
Check the rear view mirror.
You good?
Hey, I'm coming through, I don't care.
Oh, shoot!
Bro, I don't want to cause any accidents, man.
Do we need gas?
I saw the diner Caleb was talking about.
So, we go there.
Can't tell if I'm low on gas.
Hey, oh, bro, this truck takes forever to freakin' like, stop.
Gonna go grab some meat.
I think we might need gas, dude. I might stop over there first to make sure.
Set up this diner. A perfect...perfect parking...
Oh, it was a skate bar, bro.
That's what it was. That's crazy. I was gonna, like, access the settings or something, but...
As long as it doesn't form me, you know?
Okay, let's see what we got here. Uh, where can I park my van?
So you're riding on Friday, just park your truck around the back and gravel, park like
gate B, got it.
And from there, you're getting on foot, from there it'll take you a couple hours until
you reach your tower, got it thanks, you'll probably see Billy at the gate showing you
your ID.
Ew.
That's what this conversation is about, congratulations on the transfer, feeling
ready for the challenge. Just reach out to tell you that you've been assigned tower 11.
Oh, this is the dude that, okay. This dude is giving us the deets on the tower that we're
about to go to. Okay, what about this conversation? Start from the beginning, yeah.
Uh, this is Mitch, by the way, from Iron Bark. Thank you. I heard a lot about you
from Josh. Very excited to meet you soon. Just got my ID today. Your shift starts
on 12. Sounds good. I'll be there. Anything I need to know? Have your papers just
your ID. Josh, tell me about the job is not news to you. Can I ask you just one
question? Sure. Why did you pick up this job initially? Not sure how to answer that.
I just enjoyed the thrill or the lack of it I guess. I'm sorry I just asked this
question to everyone joining this line of work. People join looking for a
gateway or to discover who they are only to leave without notice. I guess
there's they're better off in a cubicle. To be honest with you I
So I joined Iron Horse last year not knowing what to expect, a solitary life has grown
on me.
For me, I can't do city life.
There is where, this is where I belong.
And I'm sure I'd adapt just fine to Iron Bark.
Good.
I hope you fare better than the last lady.
Where can I park my van?
Okay, then we got all this part.
This new regional manager is such a jerk, honestly sometimes, I wish I had a job
like you.
Waking up with the nature, away from people, and just getting paid to watch the wind
go by. Wish my job was really that easy, okay, smiley face. I'm honestly done with
this job. Pretty sure joining you next season, he he. Like I said, you're always
welcome here. Let me know if you need me to talk to Josh. It's definitely the
time for a change. Speaking of change, it was this Jack Nelson, Iron Bark Fire
Department, Fire Lookout, State of Washington. Iron Bark? Question mark,
Of course you might.
They are staffing Nita Unnbarth next month.
Uh, the one after Roseburg?
Yeah, heard they got bigger staff cabins and less campers.
Call me.
With that, I'll call you back.
How's it looking?
Still in my way, then decided to pull a flat tire on me today out of all bays.
I didn't get that yet.
Isn't it late?
If I don't starve to death before arriving, they'll be fine.
Did you pass Roseburg yet?
No, why?
Remember there's this diner while passing Roseburg. They have the best burgers in town. You have to try them out
I can easily use a good meal before the stabbing starts. Thanks. Okay. Good. So I'm happy to know
I'm happy to know like that's that's what we're doing first
I just got my sesame, what are you doing with that light, static GTA mode mode.
Nothing's on me.
Welcome to Town River Diner, how are you doing today?
Ooh, good.
I said ooh.
Good, how about you?
Not too bad.
Good how about you?
not too bad. Good, how about you? Feel free to take any seat you like and I'll be right with you.
All right, thank you.
Yeah, what you drinking my man? What you drinking my man?
Yeah, it must be good, man. You're loping that thing.
Can I grab this menu? Hot food.
Hey, looks like your classic diner. I kind of want to set the front, to be honest.
Space where to get up?
How do I um...
Can I like scoochie in or something?
Okay, she's coming towards us.
She's coming towards us, bro.
Good evening.
I'm Barbara. Are you ready to order?
Uh, so what can I get for you today?
Cheeseburgers, fries,
Grilled cheese sandwich with onion rings.
Meatball sub with... hey, let's get the classic.
I'm gonna marry that, bro. We gotta get the classic.
classic. Ah ha! Our burger is the best in the West. Would you like anything to drink?
Hey we're in America, man. We gotta get that large coke. Perfect. Anything else? I'll be all
thinking. Great. I'll bring the food out as soon as it's done. Just let me know if you need anything
else. Sounds good, appreciate it. I've always had this habit of peeing for you, you know what I'm saying?
Sometimes. I always got a pee so it's not new.
I might have to do something else. Speaking of which...
It's just literally what I imagined it was like.
This guy's staring at me.
Are you staring at me, buddy?
Yeah, I'm not kidding you.
I really have to pee.
Oh, so we're getting up.
I got you.
I got you.
Don't worry.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Don't worry. I didn't know that was a message.
Hey, let's go hit that cane. What you eating by the boat?
Damn dirt. Hey, you just buried a body? What is this?
Hey, bro, with that meatball sub. Bro, with the meatball sub? Suss.
All right, that's bathroom butt.
Oh, damn. We got that, like, perfect thing, huh?
He's done with it, my spilled.
Hey, my aim was a little off, what can I say?
I was done with it, bro.
That's what I was thinking. I was done with it.
Nice.
Activate the air.
Okay.
Should I clean up or what?
Take a roll with me?
How many times now? 5 p.m.
Woo!
That was some great relief.
That guy's obsessed about it.
Oh, should we get the jukebox? Can I get up again or not?
Should I just come out here and serve my food?
Yeah, and there's still no burger.
Oh, there she is, bro.
I can't get it right now. I was gonna go test out the jukebox.
Thank you.
That's a juicy burger.
That's a juicy burger.
Come back.
Why don't you come back?
Oh, damn, girl.
They're in an African, like the Matzas.
Drink the drink!
They're not gonna put anything, anything crazy in that drink.
Kaila Nelson!
Wish her luck.
Still eating, this is so good.
Yeah.
Can we mess it back?
Oh shoot, we can mess it back dude!
Thank you for the...
What's happening?
Am I going to get a chance to immerse myself in the art of cuisine and then a lookout?
Oh, she said I told her so.
Yeah, they're having like their own conversation.
I'm gonna wake this up.
Wow, yes.
I'm on my home.
Send you in a bed?
Send you in a bed?
What do you mean?
Should I just respond?
Sure.
They work.
What's happening?
They work?
It's time to eat some fries.
Yeah, literally got a scamper in there.
I thought I heard someone.
Yeah, it's actually back in the boss room, just saying.
I'm going back to the...
Oh, the cashier mode.
Alright, let's see.
So we're all done?
She's going to be real weird.
Yes, she's great. Would you like to have anything else or should I get the check?
Check please. Okay, I'll be right back.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
It was a good meal.
It was a good meal indeed.
Ayo, should we like Dine and Dash? Dine and Dash, let's go!
Aw. I was about to do it, man. I was about to do it.
Here's the check here. Total is $6.
50% tip! You're crazy! 50% is good. 50% is fine, man.
Hope you enjoy the rest of your ride. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Do we have to go pee one more time or no?
I mean, before we hit the road, right?
Hey, this music's whacked!
Oh, that's rough.
Rough.
Got blazing mouths, man.
That was gonna look too spicy to me.
Hey, what happened to this dude?
Hey, he better not be in my van.
Hey, why are you following me?
Why are you following me?
Hey, step back!
Hey, grab a broomstick.
Got it.
I'm just trying to use the bathroom.
I gotta see.
One more time.
Bruh!
I was done with it.
Final last words.
I was done with it.
Still eating?
Bro, let me get that.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, they didn't want me to pee no more.
Sad.
Damn, I look like a radio on, dude.
Ayo!
Did I leave this open?
I don't remember leaving that open, man.
Hey, I knew that freak got in here.
I knew that freak's sitting over there.
Might have gotten in here, man.
That's okay.
If anything, it's a journey buddy, right?
Got a little journey buddy with this probably hiding in like one of the cupboards here fold it up
Folded like a tortilla one of these trash bins
Back it up back it up. Oh shoot
We almost lied it broke
hold up there we go there we go now pull it in hey oh what the freak straight
straight go go go go go
oh god oh god oh god hey which side is the gas pump on this way oh shoot bro why
Why is it so complicated?
Let's go see if we can actually put the gas in anyway.
Yeah, I like the music while it's here.
Is this it?
No, this is it, right?
One of these two things.
Hey, we're losing daylight, though. I gotta hit the road.
The dynamo's pretty good.
Hey, where the gas pump's at?
Hey, who's the owner of this establishment?
You got no freaking gas pumps attached to these things.
Hey, what?
Bruh, I see you in there.
I see a light on.
My god, man, what kind of business are you running?
You got no freaking gas handles.
if I actually needed the gas, can you run in the game?
I haven't tried yet.
What the heck was that?
I haven't tried yet.
We are on a roadtrip.
We are on a roadtrip.
Hey, that's not a static right there.
Oh shoot, okay.
802pm.
Evelyn activated that.
We've been better chamber.
Dude.
Oh, what the fuck?
your meta chamber oh what the bruh hey I didn't know he's gonna just get back
like that what the freak
game just like threw me back in wasn't even ready I had it straight for a tree
bro yeah this is why you got to pay attention to the road I was paying
attention
I don't hear that noise
I start counting how many times you pop in
I don't want to be I don't want anyone out damn I didn't read that part
I might look out and why is it so huge where do you say to park
the creek okay got it just park your truck around the around back on the
gravel part by gate D that is a deep man you think I can see out here
Skate D?
Going in!
This is good, right?
I can't tell if this is considered the back of the current, but...
Good enough.
We're parking for the day. I don't know how to turn off the music.
I don't know how to turn off that music.
Fresh Mountaineer, man.
Woo!
It's nice.
It's nice out here, dude.
Don't worry about that eerie music, it's fine.
I think you could sprint?
Is this sprinting?
I think it's sprinting.
Oh, do I go?
Was I supposed to go over there?
This is gate...
D! Okay, perfect.
He said buy gate D, right? So like, right there.
I think we're good.
So we just walk up to the window.
Excuse me! Oh.
AAH!
I
Was not ready for it. I was not ready for it
Hey, oh my man just creeped up in front of the screen out of nowhere. What the heck dude?
Bro I
Was not ready for that. Holy
Why do you do that?
Why this goofy-looking sheriff do that to me? Oh, I hurt my toe, too
What the free holy moly you scared me I thought you were one of them. What are you talking one of who?
I Lord have mercy who the heck is this guy?
Anyways, can I see your permit, please
your
You're Billy, right?
Uh, I'm the new transfer fire lookout.
Is that correct?
I don't know.
We were hiring this season.
Hang on.
Let me check on that.
Yeah, you go do that, man.
It's not freaking creeping people out.
Jumping from the screen with a freaking, like, loud violin playing in my eardrums.
and I'm close to- OH MY GOD BRUH WHATS YOU DOIN'
oh okay borrow you're good to go you're staffed at fire tower 11
I'm sorry for the confusion I was under
the impression that the tower would be left on staff of season
but here you are your key stickies
oh what the heck let me open the trail gate for you
Yeah, you go do that.
It's the least you could do, man.
What?
Yeah, you go first, by the way.
Where you walking into the corner for?
Go first.
What's on your computer?
Snoop around a little bit.
And where you going?
Hey, don't leave me.
Don't leave me here, bro.
Since you're arriving this late,
you might also need this flashlight
for a long hike to your lookout.
Thank you, Billy.
You be careful.
Take this.
All right, let's take the flashlight.
How do we use it?
Welcome to Iron Bark Plane.
Whatever I answered my question, by the way, about the
fricking, whatchamacallit, who this guy thought I was when
we were asking that question.
Now, for our purposes, when you get to your tower, be
sure to make your first weather report from your system
just so we know you clocked in safely.
If we need to reach out to Tower 12
during your staff, we're nice enough to die.
Give me your closest contact in case of any emergency.
Thank you, Billy.
G to throw out to use.
We definitely don't want to throw it.
Man, this is a rinky-dinky light.
Hey, piece of advice.
Don't travel further than half a mile or so north of your cattle.
Why? Dangerous woods that way, Pat.
Bobcats and bears.
Nasty business.
You got it!
You got it!
So that's it.
Just gonna go now.
Wait, where do we- how do we-
Okay.
Where's her tower?
Foot trail, no bikes, only horses stay on the trail.
Death... Oh, I left my bag in the RV at first.
Let's go get that.
I think we definitely gonna be won that bag.
Hey, oh yeah, Broly does look like a skinwalker, doesn't he?
Broly can mad sus. Little skinwalker-ish.
Go get her bag.
Eyo, you could run faster when you go sideways.
I didn't know that.
That's crazy.
Hey, that's good to know.
I'm going to keep this flashlight on the whole time, by the way.
Music's still playing.
Guarantee you.
I guarantee you this truck is not going to work when we get back.
So yeah, when you do this, when you like crab walk, apparently it's like a, like,
Sprinter some sort it's crazy everyone skin walker. Yeah, I think so too. Hey, those people at the diner might have been skin walkers
Why would it get us
Our noise over there
Her nose, bro
Am I on the trail?
I'm sticking to the trail.
There's nothing.
There's nothing that's going to get me off this trail.
What the heck is that?
Oh, man.
Oh, that's bait.
Okay, good, we can't go in.
What the?
Oh, we don't go this way?
What the heck?
Hey, I was printing!
I was printing!
Oh, we go down here?
Tower 11, straight ahead.
Frequency.
Damn, do I have to write that down?
Yeah, I'm writing this down, bro.
Okay.
That's a 92500?
Okay, I got you let's go
Grab walk over here
This is it what is this?
Let's see, Iron Bark Tower 11, Lacy Trail, Gold Creek Trail, oh, down behind me?
Okay, the Lacy Trail.
So my tower's like, oh, there it is.
No voice.
No voice.
Hey, we got the portapoddy out and running, utility shack.
Yeah, let's put our stuff away first.
Hey, we gotta go or what?
Oh yeah!
Oh, I was done with it
Thank God nothing appeared right outside of my portfolio that could have like freaked me out
Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't think we want to leave those open at night
The cabinet was filled with the aroma of wood giving me a sense of comfort.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Could do without the spooky music, but...
No ice, no ice. Do we got a light in here?
I forgot to turn on the generator first.
Ah, you're kidding me.
I'm gonna go all the way back now.
Hey, I'm closing the door, though.
Or anyone going in there while I'm gone?
Got some freaks out here.
We got some certified freaks.
Okay!
Is somebody in that cabin?
Or what do you call it, the shaft?
Nice, I got the lie, let's go.
Don't need to use that.
Here, let's just set this on the table.
Okay.
RMB to open or close, what is this?
Left.
Algorithm or Firefinder, it's like a giant compass size of a pizza.
Okay.
Oh.
Ew, what the- yeah, you put that- hey, what the- put that out!
We usually just bought a fire in the command.
Oh, thank god it's not starting a fire in here, Jesus.
And put this down.
Bro, that's crazy.
Gotta start a fire in here, and damn.
I wasn't expecting that.
Is that it?
Oh, we got some mace.
Nice.
Nice.
That'll definitely come in handy.
Hey, some gas.
Fill up the tank.
Okay.
are microwave dinners up in here? What do we got to eat? What do we got to eat? We got
a cola. Hey, can we drink this or what? Nope. Can't drink it. Oh, bro, my back's hurt.
Okay. Woo. Just relax for a little bit. Now that we're away from danger and all that,
You know what I mean?
Can't drink this cola?
For real?
Put that in there.
Damn.
That's annoying.
Maybe I can sit down, enjoy my drink.
check the
iron bar rules flyer
okay
we gotta do that first
i still got the coal in my hand
my lips are so dry
okay
Iron Bar flyer?
What does that say?
Lights out after 12.
Supply drops, refuel the generators,
update the reporting, no video games.
Remember to call your slater?
Your slater, your sister station before you sleep.
Before you sleep, oh, okay.
All lookouts must follow these rules
Okay
Bro, how am I supposed to read that put this down I
Pick up any of these
Oh, there we go system password is iron bark
Tower number. Yeah, let's do it
Hey ramp it how you doing?
Yeah, damn was there was there a capital anywhere in there this case sensitive iron bar?
Hey, oh, bro
iron bar
11
It worked
That's what I'm talking about.
Brr!
Ooh!
Hello there, it's Smiley, your trusty virtual assistant, here to help you make the most of your computer today.
Good evening, Tower 11. How's your day going?
Glickety, Glick, here's a random fact for you.
Honey never spoils.
Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old
and still perfectly edible.
Glickety, Glick, here's a random fact for you.
Antarctica is the windiest continent on Earth, with some coastal areas experiencing
winds reaching speeds of up to 200 miles per hour.
Amazing. Wow, I can do that all day.
Let's take a look at the map though first.
This is the Iron Bark State Park Trail map.
Whether you're planning a hike, assisting hikers, or just want to explore the park's beauty from the comfort of your screen, here's the map.
Enhance the image.
Okay, so we got the old radio tower over here.
We got Gold Lake over here.
Old Lake. Okay. Where's Lacy? Okay, this is the Lacy Trail.
Got a bathroom over here. Is that where we came from?
How do we get back? I think that's where we came from, right?
Oof. Maybe not.
Uh, Employee Training.
Welcome to Iron Bark State Park.
If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say congratulations.
Hey, that's Jack, the guy right there.
You have been commissioned by the Iron Bark Fire Department to protect one of the most
prestigious parks in the state of Washington.
Established in 1897, we've been known as one of the safest parks in America.
We hope you can keep it that way for many years to come.
This training video will ensure that you work to the best of your abilities.
You've been selected as one of our Fire Lookout Observers.
This is a truly rewarding job which requires many hours of hard work.
You will be working in our state of the art Lookout Towers.
And the following is a list of responsibilities you will have.
Keep watch for fire!
Fire isn't going to be noticeable all of the time.
So also keep watch for smoke. Make sure to know how cool of the smoke is. It may be crucial information.
Fires are best stopped before they spread out of hand.
Keep records of daily temperature. When the temperature rises, it is best that we have those recorded.
The science nerds at the Panoramic Preservation Society requires to note all changes in temperature.
What do you think it's best not to get into a lawsuit?
Keep records of daily wind speed.
Wind is a factor when it comes to our...
We'll find jobs in me later.
...usually anemometer to scientifically gather the data.
After collecting the data, then put it into our state-of-the-art service reporting form.
This is a highly complicated form, often used by NASA employees.
So don't be too ashamed if you can't figure it out at first.
You have the privilege of using such a form.
Take the campers out of unregistered camp grounds.
The campers might start a campfire which could lead to a wildfire.
They will not always listen to authority,
so take precaution when escorting them.
Make sure to know whether the person is a threat.
If you're worried about your safety,
do not hesitate to dial 911.
I remember the day when the fire was extinguished.
The maintenance of the park.
Maybe I'll get a little more.
Make sure the park is complete.
We have a status to uphold.
Now that you know most of the duties that a fire lookout has, you're ready to start.
We hope that you have a great season out there on the tower.
Try not to damage any of the equipment.
And remember, if you see smoke, don't joke.
all the authorities and notify them of the predicament immediately.
Will do, Jacksepticeye. Will do.
That's a poo poo?
Bro, that's that literally poo poo.
Pee-pee poo poo right there.
Y'all see that?
That's sort of God I saw that.
I like this redeem the most. Which one?
The meeper metatronba.
Hahahaha.
Go on.
Go ahead and redeem it then.
Alright, let's see. Flash drive. Media.
Uh, plant interview.
And we are back!
So how do you feel about being a plant do you moisturize?
What do you do for a living plant moisturizes? Oh boy, uh-huh. Oh boy
Yeah
How does that work?
Yeah, wow
Yeah, oh
Oh my god
Sir hey, that's some tea right there. No need for that language. Hey, that's tea right there
Sir calm down. Oh shoot. Don't mention the wife. Just say
That on my show. Oh, no, did you just say I was getting angry
You're so scared, baby. You're so fair on tax.
I'm the hallowed one. I'm Ron Ross.
Ron Ross?
Today I got some cool paint.
This is something called testicular green.
Testicular green?
I love my wife.
Anyways, a little water there.
Time to switch brushes.
Oops. That's the wrong brush.
That's my needle.
I'll save that for later. There is a basting brush. This brush is really
Hey, what's happening over here?
Hey, we entering some off the universe.
What the heck is going on?
What did you say? Buried the bodies?
What a squirrel!
sent in by you guys.
Oh, Zeus!
Forget the fan mail.
We'll be right back after this commercial break.
Oh, hell.
What, a squirrel?
Catch?
The heck is going on, man?
Okay, this is like
Some tricky stuff over here
Hey, who the heck is that?
Got the owner of the cats.
That's a bad video though.
Pretty cool.
The cat just ran right in your face the last second.
Alright.
So that was somebody's collection of videos that we found on the folder here.
Service reporting.
Damn, we gotta go check the temperature, huh?
Welcome to the state-of-the-art service. Hey, what the?
Who is this?
Oh
Thought I was gonna be alone out here.
Oh, well thank you, Spokesman.
What is it?
Your name?
Anyways, what brings you to this towering paradise of ours?
Looking for a change?
Hey, you're not going to respond to that?
Uh, I'm a transfer from Iron Horse?
You can see why Mitch picked you
Okay, well, I'm really tired
No
Hey, oh, he's right
Well, it's got a point
Bro does have a point
How do we start fire
Wood stove should be around the entrance.
Get her lit.
Around the entrance.
Wood stove. Oh, this thing.
Oh, we need matches. Well, we need some...
logs, don't we?
Should I just use this?
What does that say?
Where do I get wood?
There's no firewood.
There must be plenty in the shack.
That's all Marley did.
The staffer who was in the lookout before you.
And he was.
One gritty woman.
Anyway, you better get that fire going.
You don't want to step through the storm.
Castling must be in your cabin.
But if not, you can only grab your supplies from the storage shack.
Okay.
I'm gonna make a trip out to the storage shack.
Uh, where was that mace?
Yo, I'm bringing this.
Yeah.
Always gotta have your mace, baby.
All right, Shack's over there, I don't want anyone creeping up on me, I'm gonna crab
walk over there.
Firewood.
Uh, my hands were, you're kidding me, oh my god, and then there was another bottle
of maize right over here.
Oh my god.
Well, come back to that later, right?
Quickly now.
Quickly now.
I don't know if anybody got into my freaking cabin
while I was gone.
Yeah, need to light her up. Let's do it. Got the gas right here.
Yo, that'll look nasty. That's about to blow up this whole place, man.
the match is out
They work hey
Nice good
Yes
You're poor for the night. Yeah, no, I didn't man. I didn't I did leave my mace down there though
So let me go grab that. I don't feel comfy out here without my freaking mace. Oh, I see tower
That's gotta be like tower 12, right?
Most likely
Can't be in our tower un-defend it
With no weapons man, why is oil that color what the pea color?
Okay, let me grab this bottle because I know it works.
Hey, you don't want to mess with me.
I swear, dude, this is the first thing I'm going to be pressing if somebody sneaks up
on me.
I don't care who they are, they sneak up on me, I'm doing this right into their eyes,
man.
I don't care if it's even that sheriff, freaking skinwalker looking dude.
Yeah, we saw earlier.
Okay, now that we're safe.
Ugh!
Okay.
turn off the light so we got to read the temperature right 46.5
and what's with the beeping?
your report for the night yet
better get to it then you don't want to disappoint me I'll check you first
yeah I'm getting to it I'm getting to it one second
beeping over there what did I say 44.5 45.5
46.5 oh god damn
god damn freaking radio guy distracting me man
What the heck was it?
46.5, okay.
Bro.
46.5.
Wind speed.
How do I measure that?
How do I measure that?
This thing?
Oh, we got a little contraption here.
Let's measure this way, I can't see.
Hey, can you see nothing?
What do we got, 20 knots?
Hey, we're gonna be a professional after this.
I can literally put this on my application, man.
I got 20 knots.
Uh, is it?
What's the weather like right now?
Thunderstorm?
It's not a thunderstorm out there, is it?
Let me see.
It's just I wouldn't even say it's cloudy, but windy maybe I think it's windy right if it's raining. I can't tell it's raining
I'm gonna say windy
Say wind
Number of hikers assisted say I mean we'll be honest say zero reported by
Shoo, what's our name again? Jack?
Or is it John? Jack Nelson?
I wasn't sure if I'd put the right weather condition.
Okay, then it's definitely gonna be, like...
What was I gonna put in the right weather condition?
Bruh.
Bruh.
There's not a blizzard out there. What is it?
A dust storm?
Bruh.
We'll just try them all. So is it cloud?
What? Rain?
What?
I wonder if I put it in the right weather condition.
Kidding me.
I literally just tried it all.
it's not clear clear bro bro's lying bro literally lied dude there's no way
you copy new guy
I'm going to sign off for the day
tower 12 signing off
uh huh
bed post fight
good night Connor talk to you tomorrow
Now, we gotta say over and out. We gotta be professional. Good night, over and out.
Yeah, okay, okay. Well, we did our job. I think it's time we, uh, rest up. Yeah? What are the rules here?
Lights out after 12 p.m.? What time is it? Uh, we can turn the lights out.
I would turn this one off oh shoot
It's 1132 p.m. Okay
That's our going I think we're gonna rest
So far so good so far so good oh hell you know all the spooky stuff happens at
freaking 3 30 a.m. oh my god every single time there's gonna be a spooky
thing happening at like 3.30 a.m. and
check the radio
I had to pee... Connor?
Oh, hell, we got to pee at this hour, dude.
Can't you hold it, man?
I can't...
Yeah.
Can we use a bucket?
Can we use a sink?
Come on.
Right on the dishes.
Come on.
Come on.
Don't need a bucket.
I don't need the microwave right now.
Ayo, I need- where's my flashlight?
Where's my flashlight?
Where the heck did all my gear go, dude?
Where's my mace?
Okay.
Where's the flashlight?
I'm bringing my mace.
Bye.
Now that we armed, my first night being out of my cabin gave me a strange feeling.
Yeah, same, man.
I can't go out.
Being left here alone was somewhat unsettling.
What?
Thought I had to pee.
Am I not gonna pee?
Am I not gonna pee?
What do I say? Am I supposed to see smoke?
Who the heck is that?
I don't see anything.
Close this goddamn door.
Ooh, does it want me to turn the lights on?
Nah, I'm not that stupid.
I'm not that stupid.
I'm not turning the lights on.
It said no lights after 12pm.
Get a frickin' spirit after me, man.
I'm not doing that.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh, what can we do in the meantime?
Care of binoculars?
Ooh!
Okay. I don't see anything sussy.
So why can't we go down there?
Back to the chair.
I don't know why anybody would be up at like 3.30 am at night in that situation too.
Uh, what is this?
Looks like you're ready to take on some zombies and have a blast.
Good luck and aim for the head.
hell what the hell what the whoa my god it's not working it's not working bro
we need for the head oh there we go oh there we go oh hell oh hell there's too
many of them there's too many of them oh god oh god we're gonna we're gonna keep
train them oh god oh god
Oh
You act
Oh
God
No, I'd you left. Oh Jesus
Bro, you gotta be kidding me right now
Hey, I don't want to go down there. Oh God!
Nice.
Did I win?
Did I win?
Hey, who that free?
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
Nice.
Did I win?
Is that it?
I think I won.
Oh shoot!
Hey, this is the game to be playing at 3AM, right?
Dude, I swear.
Oh shoot!
Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot! Oh, no!
Don't do it to me. Don't do it to me!
Oh, God. What the...
There we go.
Let's go to the basement. It's always safe down there, right?
Oh, God. My man.
Oh, God.
Oh
These this Christ, it's super difficult to aim
Because of the graphics, man
Oh god, I'm dead
Get out of my way. Hey, how do the door open the door?
I was so close, bro
Dude, I was so close to beating that. Come on
Okay
Anyway
Anyway, for command information
Help ready to wield some digital
Does that say music? With console type help to set a command list.
Let's try it.
There we go, assistant updates.
Update, assistant update with packet code close to console.
Okay, anything in the bin?
Nothing? Holder? Nothing?
Oh! I was so close to beating that game I could sense it.
I was so close.
Okay.
This is my compass, right?
So what the...
Do I just go back to sleep? What do I do?
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, I'm always down to get up at like 3am to play some zombie game, alright?
Oh, it's just you and the wind and the time just melts away.
Yeah, I can really feel that.
Heck yeah, man.
Heck yeah.
Got a nice cup of Joe in the hand.
We got that nature.
We got the birds flying all over the place.
We've got that beautiful sun coming up.
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, that's an excellent vibe right there.
Next level vibe, let's take a sip.
Nice.
Yeah.
We got no mischief happening right now.
It's just us out here in the daylight.
Oh, we can take a photo?
Hey, let me take a, let me take one.
This is nice right here.
Oh, we're actually taking up the camera.
Hey, look at that sun, bro.
Woo!
Spicy.
Taking another sip of our coffee.
Let's go.
This is it.
This is it right here.
This is the life.
Finish up that coffee.
Take one more photo.
I get the birds in there too. Hey, look at that. Beautiful. Beautiful. Hold on. Nice. Nice.
Bruh. Stunning.
Alright.
Woo!
This is Connor from Tower 12.
Hey, I'm on my way, pal.
What's up, honey?
Uh, copy that, Connor.
What's up?
Hey, whoa.
What's going on, man?
What's going on, man? Excuse me?
What's he talking about?
I'm gonna smoke more for my position. All right, hold on.
Take a look over here.
I'm gonna get my fricking compass out.
Look at that.
The heck is north?
The smoke was white.
Uh, indicative of a campfire.
Oh, that over there?
Yeah, I see it
Yeah, I see it
Now I know where north is that that's good to know
Yeah
Oh
to clean up ourselves. Oh man. Fire risks are high to see them. Here's the real question though, is it my problem?
By checking it out? Oh man. Okay, heading north. I'll report back on it. Yes, do you have any other
details? Is it safe? Yeah, don't mind checking it out. Do you have any other details? I don't
have any more information. Just follow a lazy trip. Keep an eye out for any signs of the
or any potential hazards along the way.
Alright man, I'm heading north.
Don't forget to carry your bare spray if you're the new guy.
Over and out.
Oh hell yeah dude.
You think I'm gonna leave this place without it?
You really think I'd be leaving here without it?
Oh shoot, but I can only have like one thing right?
Mmmmmm.
Karen, this on the mace.
The heck is the mace at?
I got my two things.
Close that door, and we out-seize.
I don't think I need my map because the sign's towards Lacy Trail over there.
Let's see if we need to pee first, before we head on out.
Psst! Hello?
Oh, it's not my microphone, is it?
Oh.
Oh man, it's so satisfying.
Oh, whoa, whoopsies!
Whoopsies!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, dang!
What was me?
Utility shack is that way.
Pretty sure...
Pretty sure Lacey Trail is just over here.
It's on like the opposite direction.
We're alone here so if you care, see, I know.
Why would I even bother using the port-a-potty, right?
Why would I even bother?
Uh, lacy trail.
So, this way.
Hey, I'm suited up.
You see this? We got the flashlight.
We got the bear maze.
Hey, watch out for these bears.
I'm ready.
I can take out a bear right now.
Hey, 37 p.m.
Why the heck is it so late?
Oh, dude. You see, amateurs would not have brought a flashlight here.
The amateurs would not have thought
not a thought to brought the flashlight bro I was ready that's all this
the only thing I need dude a frickin flashlight and my bear mace
let's go check this out
oh hell no well who's screaming like that no camping violators will be I love
Jen. She gives the best head. Hey, what the freak?
A rope and Jen on blast like that, though.
What the heck was that noise?
Okay, we found the campfire.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's with the text messages, bro?
What's with the...
Hey, we sent her the photos. Let's go. View from a tower and thanks for the recipe. You might try it tonight.
I hope everything is okay reply back when you see this oh
What's the recipe pizza to pasta bake?
Whoo boy say less
Say less we're definitely making a pizza puff bait tonight
But first we got to survive the night
So do we put up the fire I had to put it out yeah
Oh hell no!
I'll put it out. With what?
With what?
Bro, there's no machete here. Who's bringing machete to the freaking campsite?
Oh man, I gotta put down something.
I gotta put down something to grab something, right?
Oh, I want to grab some of the shetty.
Okay, how do I put it up then?
I have to get water to put it out?
You're kidding!
Oh my God, bro!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're taking the mace in the bucket.
My hands are full?
Oh my God!
Hey, this can't be happening.
Hey, there's somebody over there.
What the heck is that?
Hey, what the heck is that?
Hope bro's not gonna be angry at me for putting out the fire.
I hope Rose not gonna be angry at me if I'm putting out a fire.
We go, hey, put down the bucket and grab the freaking mace.
Should we go check it out?
Somebody's not supposed to be there, and somebody is not supposed to be in there dude.
Should we go back?
I can't grab that.
I guess we'd go, dude.
I'm out of here.
We did our job, man.
We had to put up a campfire, and that was it.
That's good little time.
Oh, bro, somebody's following me.
Somebody is following me.
Oh, my God, somebody's following me.
As I hiked back to my tower through the dark.
Oh, somebody followed me for sure.
What?
I can't shake the sense that something was terribly wrong.
Yeah.
My mind couldn't help but think what might have happened.
Dude, you see a machete on the fricking table?
And somebody whistling like crazy?
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
So what happened next?
Oh, man.
I'm going back to my chair.
Goddamn.
Let's get back to the tower.
Do you need anything in the shack?
Double check if I need anything in the shack.
Forget the shack!
We are so out of here. Hey, oh, I heard somebody
That's the same whistle man, that's the same whistler
Good news is that my mates
You didn't do it in my mates, buddy
Was it goddamn door?
Whoo
Let's make the report in
I
Honor
Nope
What do you mean
Third time
Yeah, I mentioned the screen, bro.
Nah, it was a manly screen.
Kids went missing in that area?
about a month ago they were hiking with their families it went off the trail and just vanished no trace of them since
uh-huh
what does that have to do with the campers? what is that? what have all those kids?
uh what does that have to do with the campers? well people are starting to spread rumors that the area might be haunted by some
entities
bruh
you know
It's crazy I know. Even thinking rumors would scare people off, but apparently it's been the opposite.
Sometimes, I only think they were true.
Bro.
Why is he wishing it was true?
Bro.
Well, at least now you know why Mitch had the staff tower 11, urgently.
Bro.
Brother.
That's the thing.
I hope you don't believe those rumors.
Yeah, we'll just say no
Where you loud and clear on that
Agreed keep me updated over and out over and out Connor
over and out should we should we make a report today let's go ahead and make a
report for the day oh Kayla so kill once what we get that photo makes my
stomach growl as a matter of fact let me try that recipe now oh man service didn't
go through I only had service when I went down there with a freaking crazy
camp was crazy whistler camp that
okay let's see that does look really good though oh pasta bro I'm like 90%
Pasta.
My body is made up of like 90% pasta, that's crazy.
Pasta and pizza.
Okay, well it is what it is.
Let's carry out our job, yeah?
Slurred us down.
Let's measure the knots.
Dude, what is it?
I just remembered that unsettling whistling, bro.
How do we just ignore that?
Oh man.
21 knots, okay.
Oh dude, and all my windows are open.
I gotta friggin' close,
I gotta close my windows.
Yeah, we got 21 knots.
What's the temperature?
50.6, 21 knots.
50.6.
21 knots.
We'll just say cloud, I guess.
Nothing else worked last time.
Number of hikers assisted.
What does that mean?
I mean, we didn't really assist anybody, right?
Hey, what the freak?
What the freak, why isn't it working?
Oh, why is he typing like that?
It worked!
Nice.
Nice, Jack Nelson.
Yeah, why do you type his name like that?
Kind of weird.
Okay, well I guess we can call it a night, right?
I guess it's time to call it a night.
I'm just gonna go ahead and close all this,
because I definitely don't want to be seeing anybody
through my window while I'm sleeping.
Cuz that would be weird
Bruh, I can't reach that god damn
Oh my god, I'm happy to do that would be so creepy if you saw somebody just walking up the steps
Wait to be closing all this all of it
There's nothing for this one.
Those enemies.
Oh man, that whistling was so unsettling.
Damn.
We're all out of machete too.
Okay. Okay. I think we're good. And then that's it. That's all we can do for the day, man.
Close this. Lights out. I was too hungry to go to bed without food. Oh, sheesh. Yeah,
we gotta eat, don't we? Okay, hold on. Let us whip up something from the fridge. What
we got we got burger what the heck is this hey I'm cooking it I don't care I'm
cooking it throw it in the pot what else we got some some ground beef throw it
in the pot what else we got whatever this is some more beef throw it in the
pot what's we got pepperoni a throw it in the pot
baked beans hey we scored the jackpot now throw it in the pot
hey just throw it all in there man
hold on hey what the i'm putting it all in there i don't care
close this cook cook cook it up hey we got the pasta throw it in the pot
Bro, how do we put this?
Do I need to grab the actual pot?
What's going on here?
Brother!
Do I have to follow the recipe?
Ingredients, uncooked pasta, oh did I say as a matter of fact let me try that recipe now?
Damn, okay we gotta actually do this.
Place all the ingredients in casserole, bake to 420 degrees,
These baked for 35 to 45 minutes, enjoy it.
Place all the ingredients in casserole.
Okay, where's that?
Is it in here?
Oh, and that thing, okay.
Hey.
Now we cookin'.
What the heck is this?
Yeah, I don't think we need this, right?
Let's put that back.
Come on, man.
Just go in the fridge.
Bro, go in the fridge.
I can't be doing all this.
Pepperoni, do we need pepperoni?
Yeah, pepperoni, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese.
Okay.
Am I doing it right?
Is that the right order?
That ain't the right order, is it?
We need the marinara sauce first.
I added it, I don't think it matters.
Marinara sauce, let's go.
Nice, looking good, looking good.
What else do we need?
We did the pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and diced tomatoes is left.
What is this?
Diced tomatoes!
And then we need the mozzarella cheese.
Where is that?
Is that this?
No, that's some eggs.
Brother.
What's this?
We don't need the peas, man.
What is this?
Sliced ham.
We don't need any of that.
Mozzarella, baby!
And then we put it in the oven, then we close the oven, and then...
Oh yeah!
Oh, damn, all this food's gonna go bad.
Listen, I can't...
I try to put it back, it just won't go, man.
It just...
Oh.
Yeah?
What do you want?
You got me.
Oh my God, man.
I'm just hoping you're trying to enjoy some goddamn dinner.
What do you want?
What is it?
What do you want? What is it?
I just reported their ass to the authority.
Oh good. Good job.
I hope they can drag them down and give them a piece of their mind.
Sounds good, man.
You know what? I think I'm gonna get the stack now.
Okay.
I know it's been a tough day, but you're doing an excellent job up there.
Thank you, Connor.
Go over 12, turning on. Over and out.
Over and out?
oh all right hey is that my castle oh that smells so good I like eating in bed
hey that's kind of weird though like with the castle roll pot and everything come
on man god damn like some heathen all right all right how do we eat this
thing oh what the noise to hell with that noise too damn I just eat it all man
Come on.
Lasagna!
Lasagna!
I was already full, okay?
Hey, that looked good, though.
Bro, that looked good.
Now I'm hungry.
I wasn't hungry before that pasta.
Now I'm hungry.
I could have kept it in the refrigerator.
Alright, alright, fine.
Pro I
There we go. Oh, I could place things back like nah only the castle my hands were full. Yeah
Bro, I can't all right good enough. Everything else is gonna go back. It is or it is
cool. All right. We got a
Belly is full. Hey, it's time to hit that. Hey, man, we're not gonna worry about that whistle
We're not even gonna think about the whistle or bro. I
I was getting cold thought I'd get wood for the stove lit. Oh
They're setting me up they are setting me up
That's where the whistler was
Bro, that's that's where he was. They're setting me up over here, man. Oh
Got turned the turn light on there
Gotta get my flashlight. I got a freaking bear mace. Oh
Oh, I forgot you can only hold one of the things.
Okay, can I use...
Hold on.
Okay, let me leave.
Let me move the flashlight. I don't think I'll need the flashlight.
Oh, what the heck was that outside?
What was that noise? Is that the door?
Oh, bro, I think I hear some creaky-cracky footsteps outside, man.
someone's creeping up on the wood over there that was not the door was it oh
somebody's right like to the left of me or something I heard them I heard them
to the left dude oh we got bear mates let's go
Hey, I'm shooting first asking questions later, dude.
That's how we're gonna do this.
Got that whistler still outside too.
It's so freaking annoying.
Should we just run?
I feel like running is worse for some reason.
Watch bro say like you have to pee too.
Let's just go pee first.
Yeah, I thought so.
I thought so.
Oh, someone's going to be right out here, dude.
Oh, it's a screen!
Wait a second.
You can see?
That's kind of weird.
Hey, I was speaking on peeing.
I might have to pee right now.
Why is it so loud?
I might have to pee right now.
Why is it so loud?
It's just me just getting loud.
I can't get the wood!
Oh hell no, bro!
Oh hell no!
Bro, he's like right outside the cabin.
Bro, he's like right outside the cabin.
We are not doing this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we are not doing this.
Place it in the stove.
Oh, dude, my mace is down here.
Oh, man. Grab the machete? What machete?
Oh.
I mean, we can't go back to the cabin without the wood, so I feel like even if I wanted to grab a mace, it is what it is, right?
You know, should I just make a sprint for it?
Should I just make a sprint for it?
Oh!
Hey, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Crab walk over there, man.
We gotta go!
Woo!
Bro, both my maces are in there now, dude.
Both my-
Both my freaking maces are in there, bro.
Put the goddamn, put the goddamn, come on man, come on.
Jesus, frickin.
God.
Trying to, Jesus Christ, man.
Go to sleep.
I always close the boards outside
before heading out to bed.
That's what I did.
Which one did I miss?
Oh my god, I don't even have my mace now.
I don't even have my mace now.
What am I supposed to do?
Hey, there's another. Can I get a prime pan at least?
At least? Come on!
A prime pan, a can of tuna fish.
That's gotta be worth some weight, right?
Oh, dude, I'm defenseless.
Okay, I mean, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
Oh my god.
Oh, that one! Bro, I can't reach that one.
Wait, I thought I closed that one.
Oh, no, they're setting me up.
Bro, they are setting me up. I don't even have my maze either, dude.
Oh, hell no.
I know for a fact that I closed that.
Dude, they're setting me up. Bro's gonna be around the corner.
Bro's gonna be around the corner.
AHHHHH!
Oh
We go to bed
We're gonna bed, bro
It is what it is
God damn
2 27 a.m.
Spooky hours
Oh
Hey, what the freak is that?
Oh, hell no.
Oh, there he is, bro.
Hey, what the f-
Hey!
Oh, I saw you, dude.
Oh, now I'm gonna kill you.
now I might not have my mace I didn't think they could kill you in the game
What? I didn't think they would kill you in the game, bro.
Oh my. Okay.
That was an experience.
Bro, that was an experience. Oh my God.
I didn't think they'd kill you.
I know I hurt the guy, but what was I supposed to do?
And I left my freaking mace down on the other shack.
What am I supposed to do, man?
Oh, is there a way to play it through...
Something strange.
Okay, good. Good, good, good.
We can carry on from here.
Oh my...here.
Jesus.
That's crazy.
Alright, good.
I was really worried I was gonna have to play that all again.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay, now that I know I can actually die in the game.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go so we got a place to teach it right. I was awoken by some feeling that caused my eyes to drift open. Yeah
It's probably that whistling
We got some murder out here, bro. We got some freaking murder out here. Look at this guy
We got to keep low bro hide
Hey, we're hiding
No
That's not me, right?
That's not my microphone or anything.
Is he trying to open the door right now?
Did we just wait it out?
What do we do?
You can move it out, right?
Oh, I hear breathing.
My first chamba
I remember the day I fell in love with the chamba
My old friend told me that I was a champ
Oh, shit.
Something very strange the other night.
Now we hide.
Now we hide, bro.
I don't know what's triggering the mic.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
We're almost on downstairs. Should I go aside?
Hell no, right?
Hey, I'm radioing. Bro, I got a radio for help. Bro!
What do you mean static?
Oh, hey.
My God, what did I move my pace?
Okay, I don't think he's around can I go back to bed I feel as if I was being watched
Yeah, I know
We got open the door
God
Is that bro? I didn't know what to make of the moment dude
I mean watch the thing I can think of is that was the contact hunter. Yeah, that's what I was trying to do right now
Wake up you talk to your surgeon
Oh, I don't care, bro. There is something outside of my door
Wait until morning
Hey, you don't know what I went through dude, I literally have to die I
Literally have to die to figure out that you can die in the game
So no, but it's not a prank. Oh
Man, what if it's not a prank, huh?
Really
This feels like some some real ritual. It's serious. You don't understand. Do you?
Exactly exactly that's when it's the perfect opportunity bro
Tomorrow
Just lock your door, take a deep breath.
Oh, I could do that?
Oh, shoot.
It'll be morning before you know it.
I'm not saying goodnight.
And I'm not saying over and out.
Connor didn't make any sense, yeah.
Bro's probably in it, but there's not much else I could do.
Not much else I could have done in the dark.
Yeah, I agree.
And I'm turning the lights on.
Oh, maybe not.
Oh, maybe that was bad.
Now, bro knows I'm here.
Oh, hey, I'm going to sleep. All I can do go to sleep. Oh
My god
Night number three next day I woke up not being so sure if last night was real or just dream
You want to play around with that Connor tried to reason as a harmless prank by some kids
But there's there's something about that night that just felt darker
There's something strange happening in those woods. Yeah, between the whistling, the machete that we found, and then that dude, hell no, 834 p.m.
We gotta make our reports too.
They're binoculars.
I find most of my days either with a simple maintenance in and around the tower.
Okay, or by scanning the densities of the trees all around me, okay.
My paranoia for these woods only grew after last night, which led me to the extra that
you'll need to move forward, okay.
Okay.
I mean, yeah, same.
Same, bro.
Scroll to zoom in.
I don't think I need to zoom in right now, dude.
I don't really see it.
These binoculars are dirty.
What am I supposed to see anything with these things?
They're fricking dirty, bro.
Am I supposed to see something because I can't move?
Just zoom in all the way in, I guess?
Oh, I can't.
What's that?
It's a tree.
Can I clean these things first, at least?
Can't even wipe them.
I can't clean them how do I clean them all right wipe them hold up bro I got a
read huh? Well, you gotta read it.
Yeah, I think you see some goddamn things up here.
Ooh, spooky.
Hold on. Got a little smudge right there.
Okay, I think we're good.
I don't see anything I don't see anything, bro
That is loud my guy hold on hold the phone chief that is loud Jesus how did it get that loud?
I need help!
That's like mad loud bro.
Let's go like I don't know, 63?
Please, someone answer it.
How's it still loud dude?
What the...
Bro half the volume really?
I think 30 is good.
And it'll be fine with 50.
I think, I think I'm lost.
Oh, shoot, we gotta help a pedestrian out here.
Can you describe your clothing?
What is your current location?
What equipments do you have with you?
I wanna know about the clothing, bro.
Well, he's probably not gonna know where he is.
What equipments do we, do you have when you, let's describe the clothing.
I'm wearing a red jacket, camo pants, and a green backpack.
Jacket camel pants and green back hair. Okay, this should be easy to identify right
What equipments do you have with you?
He was one of the fliers okay good to know
Good
I'm making every pill a little scarier. I just want to find a way out of here.
Uh, do you remember any landmarks?
I remember passing a small stream earlier.
Small stream? Oh shoot, is that going to be by that one lake?
I'm walking towards west right now.
Right, Lucy or whatever it's called?
I remember walking towards west right now because I remember walking east when I came here.
Remember walking east so you're east I'm walking towards west right now, so he's
So we got to go east
Get him halfway
See what?
God let me scan the map and get back to you. Yeah
Yeah, let me do that. Let me scan the map.
Hey, why is there this freaky music playing?
Why is there freaky music playing, bro?
Are we looking at the map again?
Hey, that music is unsettling. What the heck is going on?
Yeah, hello?
I'm trying, but, bro, we got some unsettling music we got to do right now.
I'm back!
Oh, are you still there?
Old-footed Australia seems pretty...
I'm just so anxious about making a mistake
and going further away from the road.
Bro, give me like two seconds!
Two seconds! Where the heck is my map?
How do I look at the... God...
What was it?
Oh, I don't remember at all, bro.
I thought it was a scape!
God, that's so annoying.
And it's not Tab either.
Wait, was there even a map?
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
My airpods are about to die.
Kidding me.
Hold on.
Like, literally they were full charge just an hour ago.
Okay.
Luckily, I think one of them is working, so I'm still here.
God damn it.
I ain't...
Oh, wait!
Is this the map?
Bro, this is the map.
Hold.
Well, we don't need this anymore, right?
We can't look at the map.
Oh, for fudge's sake.
Bro, for fudge's sake.
What the?
I'm going to start clicking random keys.
See what happens.
Dude, what?
What?
Take the left, bro, can I look at the map like this?
OK.
He was headed west.
So it's got to be this way.
Give me those back.
So bro's headed west, trailhead, there's a crossing, left or right.
I think he has to go right.
If he was going west, well that wouldn't be right, that would just continue on the
pathway now.
There wouldn't necessarily be a fork.
Where the heck is a fork around here?
I mean, either way, I think all roads lead to like,
if he goes to the right of any side,
because he's not gonna be coming down from there,
Airbark State Park.
Yeah, we'll say right.
I don't care if I'm wrong.
Let's just say right.
God damn.
Yeah, we had to figure out where this dude was located.
Okie dokie, my friend, take the right trail. Let me scan the map in the back.
Let me google this real quick.
Got it.
It's super strange because nothing I click like I can't even exit out of the game.
Let me put it that way.
It won't even it won't even let me exit out of the game.
Whatever I click.
Let me scan the map.
Yeah, let me do that one more time.
Oh, maybe on the computer, bro.
Oh my god, I'm a frickin...
I'm a frickin...
Bruh, I'm a frickin genius!
Okay, this is where I saw the map last time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Enhance.
Enhance the image.
Oh, you know Luna can't be here in the frickin...
Scary, twnky stuff.
Get the out of my swab.
I'm still here. Don't worry, buddy. Jesus. I'm just trying to
Because the Luna here is me scream. She's just gonna lose her bunions over it. You know what I mean?
Okay, the only fork in the road that I see
If he was coming left oh
He said a he said a
Bro was talking about a lake though, right?
I think he would still have to go right.
I think he would still have to go right.
That's what's so funny about this.
No matter what, all roads lead to right.
Unless bro is like right here in this little pin point, then I'm sorry, I'm sending a
man to his death.
Because he would like loop back around.
But I don't think that's gonna be the case.
I say he's gotta go right.
I mean, if he headed west, where else could he be?
Oh, wait, he's over here, right?
I think.
Oh man.
Hold up.
We cannot make mistakes.
Oh, bro, might be over here actually.
Oh, shoot.
Oh my God.
or he might be over here
i think he still wants to go right
sounds
i don't know what i don't care if you guys
it is what it is
i'm going to be honest i have my special
trail but if you say so right
kidding me
i said brodo's death
of god
of god
i can't trust myself with this decision
hey welcome
make decisions in the dark of the challenging uh... hope you reach back to the
The trail head's safely...
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm right here.
What the heck?
I hear your whistles.
I hear your whistles.
That's not me bro!
Not the whistler!
That's not me!
I see you behind the trees to my right.
Oh no!
bro to his dad that's not me bro oh he dead oh yeah he's dead hold on let me see
if I can go see him I guess what are you doing standing there bro what is he
doing holy cow what are you bringing a box of Jesus Christ
well why was he just standing there too you can't knock I've been knocking for
I asked to check on you. What were you up to pal? Oh hell no, then I guess I'm losing it
I was assisting a lost hiker just finishing up on a report
You know, it's funny it's even scarier without my AirPods now because now I have no idea what to expect
I was assisting a lost hiker just finishing up on a report. Well, why would we lie? Let's be honest at this hour
and lower bmw
just the usual essentials
take the supplies
man, I was about to go check on this freaking hiker dude
well now we're just gonna stand here looking at each other
Hey, why are you so curious about that? Hmm? Why are you so curious about that?
Literally. Oh, I know. Not the bobcats and the bears.
I've got enough here to keep me at bay Man, why are you so nosy?
Mention the skull Yeah, let's talk about it, maybe he could
help me Yo, why are we- why are we standing here
and looking at each other in silence, hmm?
That's the last thing I need to hear from this guy.
Oh lord have mercy.
Bro.
You take a photo of it before cleaning it up.
Man.
Oh that would have been good.
Damn.
I should have done that.
I didn't think about that.
Unless you don't dwell on these things.
Especially without the evidence.
Bro.
You working for the enemy over there. I see you
It was getting a bit of a good
Well, thanks for the supplies, buddy
Jesus close goddamn door
Okay, then
What do we
Are we just put it down here
That's good pretty good though
Okay, well, I guess the hiker
Hopefully survived
Can't be too bad, right?
Now I'm not as scared to look out here because I know um mr. Sheriff boy over there is close by
Hey, maybe we could see him walking away
Y'all see anything?
I see nothing but trees moving in the wind.
Hey, what was that?
I thought I saw a little something right there.
What was that?
A little flash.
No?
I don't know if the stuff is useless, but...
more branches, and we can zoom in real good on the tower.
Oh shoot.
Okay, well I don't really see anything.
So I guess we go to bed.
Oh, but if I'm going to do that I've got to close all this right.
Let me close my door.
That's why I know if somebody's in there, they'll have to open.
You know what I mean?
Is that it?
Can't close that one.
I'm gonna do these two.
These three?
Damn, that's a lot.
I missed one.
Don't worry, I'm keeping my eyes peeled.
I still don't see anything, though.
I think.
Yeah, no, I don't say anything
I was too hungry
So we got to make some food that's the next part of this mission. Hmm. We got to make some food
What we making also damn my text messages to Kayla aren't working, huh?
Not delivered
Hello?
Bro, can you send the message?
God damn.
Send?
Send!
Bruh.
Why doesn't it work?
Hmm.
Okay.
What do we got in the fridge?
Well, put it in the fridge, maybe?
How do we open the box?
Oh, and I also have to write a report, too.
Forgot about that.
I was too hungry to go to bed without any food are you not gonna tell me what to eat
We're microwaving some beans do it start 420 start start start start start
How do we how do we open this box, bro?
God damn I love how we get this box and it's like there's no instructions. What do we do with this thing?
I was too hungry okay well god damn freaking I can't even cook my beans in this microwave
dude.
Maybe there's something else.
It's microwave the milk.
Just throw everything in there.
Microwave it all, put some peas.
Hey, what the?
Get in there!
This is not up for discussion.
You're getting in there.
Close the goddamn thing.
Start it!
It's not started.
What are we gonna eat?
God damn, are we gonna make the same food?
Approach, tell me what you want to eat.
Why is this getting so, like, unnecessarily complicated?
I do have to finish my report, too, god damn it, right?
For today?
I don't think I did it for today.
Say cloud, we'll say, so we've got to measure the, this is something we've got to do anyway.
57.3
57.3 and 24
Temperature 57.3 we got 24 knots
Hikers assisted we assisted one ported by God was his dude's name Jake Jake Nelson
right something like that I'll just try to put the right weather condition oh I
know man it's windy let's go that's my name right Jake Nelson I hope so
Okay, okay, report submitted. Let's go. Done for the day. All we got to do now is figure
out how to eat, and I guess open this box? Like, bro, let's cook the box. Throw it in
Oh, we're gonna have to get firewood too. I hate that.
Dude, how...
God damn.
What we eat?
Uh, can't put it in there.
I guess it would tell me like, what it would want me to do, right?
Maybe we get a pan? Okay, hold on. I got an idea.
Can we get a pan or anything like that? No?
some plates okay this is a
this is getting sussy what the heck am I supposed to eat we got beans what else oh
my lasagna oh bro put that in the put it in bro put it in okay what about in the
microwave hey let's go cook it up yeah we still got the milk in there too damn
I'm gonna cause an explosion
Got an overload of I don't know what these are man
Got the overload of beans a
Oh, I like eating in bed saying
Baby im getting delirious from the pasta.
Maybe its all in my head because of this delicious pasta.
Are we going to finish it all?
1 gulp.
We did it.
That's what im talking about.
Get that pasta lifestyle over here.
I'M NOT AN OUTSIDE!
Noice.
Nah, I think we're good.
I don't think we ate too much.
Gonna put this in the sink.
Clean it up later.
Close all this.
God damn, the milk's gonna go bad.
Let's put the milk back in.
The fridge.
The wink.
Good enough.
Sleepy time I was getting cold. No, dude. I swear. I hate it when they
Forced me to go down there to get the frickin firewood the most inconvenient place by the way
God damn you gotta do it, huh?
You gotta do it can't avoid it any longer man
Can't avoid it any longer. We just got to attack it head-on
Do what needs to be done.
Oh, let's bring our...
Okay, we got the mace back in here, but because we can only use one hand, I guess it would
be just the flashlight.
Let's use the flashlight.
Why not?
Close the door.
Make sure nobody's in there.
Later.
Let me see if my AirPods have sufficiently charged now.
at least to hold me over for like an hour get through the spooky parts yeah
okay I have a feeling we're gonna hear the whistler that's why so I just want
to be ready for that I want to be able to hear that
listen at the end of the day I guess if this was any other any other job that
We had to do right can't be scared. We've just got to do what we got to do man pull up your shorts
generator on
Better be on
You think we need a pee I have a feeling we're gonna need a pee anyway, so should I just go pee let's go pee
Yeah, that's what I thought
Is it capturing my microphone?
I don't think so.
I was done with it.
Okay.
I think we got it.
I think the coast is clear.
Dude, if I hear the whistler again, I'm gonna be so mad.
It's so unnerving that whistle.
I'll grab the wood.
Oh, I swear to God.
This goofy looking man running up on me out of nowhere.
Come on, bro.
bro holy smokes dude who the heck is this freaking dr. Phil looking man just
gave me a heart attack bro literally understand loneliness can make the mind
play tricks on you okay okay okay bro your story what are you doing here I
need to be alarmed I'm a worker I was just doing some routine maintenance on
the radio tower over there why you looking at me like that I mean with the
lazy eyes thought I'd say hi the new guy everyone's been talking about nice
to meet you do you usually work this late
And down to the nitty-gritty of things every Sunday just trying to keep the communication lines open, okay?
Fair enough bro fair enough
We mustn't share that the right massage reach the right places wouldn't you agree?
Right we rely information about the fire sightings. I agree fire is so high the season
Hey, what's with that scary guitar string strumming?
Absolutely, but some fires are meant to burn and no amount of prevention can stop them.
Hey, what are you talking about?
He sure has his own plans.
Some things can't be controlled, no matter how we try.
Hey, I'll just try to get my firewood and skedaddle skadoodle.
Crippin' up on me out of nowhere ain't cool.
Sometimes disasters are just another form of cleansing away for the land to purify itself.
Bro, not this guy, man.
This guy's from like one of those midsummer movies, man.
Hell no, get out of my way.
I should head back to the tower now, buddy.
Have a good night, Jack.
I hope you sleep well, but remember, how's he know my name?
Curiosity can lead to places you'd rather not go.
Hey, this is the guy that's been whistling, guaranteed.
Guaranteed this is the guy that's been whistling.
Yeah, get the heck out of here, man, before I report you.
Bro, definitely the whistler.
Man, you lucky I couldn't carry my freaking pepper spray.
Lucky, be blasting that all over your face.
Jesus the way they the way he just ran up on me dude that's wild
Oh
Lee
Man I gotta is there a way to like
Well, I'm gonna start grabbing wood and not having to go down there or something
What the freak? Oh
There we go. No, we can't do that yet. Hold on
Don't bet gasoline.
I am.
And now we're gonna be co-
Huh?
This is the guy you happen about.
Bro, what do you happen about?
about whoop swung but right at the silence ah bro doesn't even exist you're
kidding me dude you're kidding me dude is he really not exist
helicopter helicopter
bro
what do you mean?
oh dude
that's a whistler! I frickin told you man
It was bought down years ago after a lightning strike from Friday's systems.
It's repair cost was deemed too costly.
Oh god.
It's repair date was postponed until the next big funding.
Because no time was sent according to Mitch.
And who the frick did I talk to?
What you're saying is true.
It could be another one of you.
Helicopter! Helicopter!
You hear it, man.
I
Imagine bro
Next time you see him, get his information and take a photo.
We need to figure this out.
Hehehehehehehehehehe
Brother, that's freaking helicopter, helicopter.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ah, okay.
Check.
I'm seeing that you've already reported to things to the hit the sack now. Okay, man. Good night
Over now buddy
Whoo, okay already to my report let's throw away the flashlight
Bro, this is gonna be a freaky night, I can already tell.
This is gonna be a freaky night, bro.
Ugh.
My own ease was starting to grow with each passing day.
Bro!
So when I signed off that night, I told myself that it was just a change of environment that I needed getting used to.
The strangest, the strangeness I'd seen so far in those woods was not enough to cause an alarm yet.
however that would soon change two nights later two nights later 9 18 p.m. oh
wow so we actually didn't have a strange night I'm genuinely shocked
genuinely
There you go, about a minute.
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
Um, I'm listening.
Well, good news.
In search of the HQ, they say we've got a new system
update on the snooper.
Hey, that is good news.
Which one of you want to let you know?
They say it's an important security update.
No more snoopers, I guess.
Snoopers?
Hey, bro, why you calling them a snooper?
Thanks for letting me know.
How do I update the computer?
What is it about?
Well, to be honest with you, all this new technology
is not really my thing.
There I say it.
It's useless, bro.
It was going to take all our fuel off.
It's useless.
Anyway, for now, use the console to run the new system update.
I'm sure a young man like you can figure it out.
I'm on it, buddy.
I'm on it.
Oh, God.
Um, let's see.
Welcome to the State of the Arts Service.
Hey, can you help me actually?
Clickety-click, here's a random fact for you.
Mount Everest, the world's tallest mountain, continues to grow
about a quarter of an inch taller each year due to
tectonic plate movements.
A, that's actually crazy.
That's actually crazy.
I didn't know that.
Wear redeems for the Luna.
They're over there.
There's a Boop Redeem.
There's a Pat Luna Redeem.
There's a lot of redeems, bro.
A lot of redeems.
So, how do we disk?
Flash drive media?
Oh, that's how we get rid of this dude?
Thank God, man.
Bruh!
My OCD was like flaring up with that dude in the corner.
Um, help?
Check for...
Hey, there we go.
What does that say?
CHKUPD?
C-H-K-U-P-D. Update balance total. Let's do it. Value true. Okay. Update them. Update
them, bro. Close the console. Check for current version. Install system updates with package
code. Oh, so should I just click update? Security patch version. Do I need to see the
code? Oh, there it is. Well, let me click update. Please enter the, okay, perfect. Is that
a four? Is that a nine? What do you guys think? Is that a four? Is that a nine? It's
hard to tell. Is there another thing that has like a four in it so I can decide for
the difference or a nine four and a nine together so I could tell the difference
I want to say brah freaking I'm seeing 50 50 over here four nine four nine four
nine if I do use my intuition I would say that's a four I can't even see what
that other letter is four three four six zero six four
Hey, that don't look right, but oh
Wait, it's gonna match it anyways right there you go. Yeah, okay. That looks right. That looks good. Oh wait. No, no, no
That's an eight
That's an eight okay, hold on eight four
Right that put three whoops four okay
We good
package found let's go
Please enter an active line
service serviceable lines busy lines okay damn does that have to be my line oh
bro okay hold on hold on hold on hold on buddy check for a current version
security patch version 5 1603 5466
I don't think that means anything, right?
Damn, let's just do one, I guess.
5-4-1-6, it is.
Bruh!
Bruh!
What the freak?
5-9-8-7?
Bruh!
Yo, what?
5-4-8-7?
I mean, that's the last one I could do.
It's always the last one.
Computer is up to date.
Oh you got to be kidding me.
Oh hell no, I already know what the game wants me to do bro.
The game wants me to go down there, power up the generator.
hell no bro
all god
what
god
you see i can find my flashlight where i leave it
No
Where did I leave my flashlight?
So don't we hear bro, I can't see it. Oh, no, that's this compass
I don't know why I'm squinting as if it's gonna make any difference
It's not like
It's not like it's
Further away
But it does make you feel better is that a flashlight I can't oh that's my mace a I'll bring my mace
But if I could find my flashlight that'd be nice
Maybe with the door open I could see better
Yeah, what's that noise
Wait, does it actually- is there like an easter egg if I mace one of the frickin' monsters?
My hands are full.
Oooooooh.
Oooooooh.
Damn, is it really not gonna give me my flashlight?
Dude, that's wild.
That's- it's just right down below anyways. Let's just go do it.
Let's go sprint there.
Oh my god, yeah. Let's just go running.
I'm dancing in the rain.
Generally, I ran out of gas.
Let's go get gas.
I'm not going in the woodshed. I don't care.
Yeah, it's a full moon.
Roar!
What is the point of the mace if I can't even use it, dude?
What the heck is the point of the mace if I can't even use it?
Oh, hey, oh no.
Someone's gonna like creep up right behind me, I swear.
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
Someone's gonna be right behind me.
I really had to pee before going back up.
Nah, okay, someone's definitely gonna be there, man.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Helicopter, helicopter!
Is that it?
We're good.
I'm glad that they make you like you're able to see out there, dude, but why would they
put me in here?
I already know something's gonna be out there, bro, I can't deal with this anxiety, okay.
Oh, thank god, one week later, damn, okay.
Time was flying by.
Connor's generator was under maintenance, which meant I had to cover his area for the
past two days, okay, where there were no fires going, the only thing I'd do is check
on Connor twice a day that might have been the only time I ever talked unless I
was talking to myself okay okay a we get into them spooky hours 234 a.m.
another one hey why does it look like I'm in like a fever dream
Oh no you're kidding me do I gotta go check out a
a fire at 2 a.m.? Don't do this to me please. Don't do this to me please.
Bro, what happened? Okay. Seeing what? Oh hell no! I didn't sign up for this man.
i know i'm like a power watch and everything but inside of this
kawaii should have just pretend i was asleep
let me go take a look
we're bro say west side
i swear man if there's somebody right outside my door i'm gonna be so mad
man what's going on
over the way this time, take your photos and IDs.
Things get worse, don't hesitate to call HQ for help.
Why don't I just call HQ right now?
Update me tomorrow morning.
I'm going to get some rest.
Like right now, dude.
God damn.
I am surprised the Discord, Discord
command didn't work for you. That's weird. Okay let's see um...
Can I bring my mace?
Okay what did he say? Oh so it's over there.
Damn, hold on, let me get my binoculars.
Let's get my binoculars out.
The wink.
I don't like that music.
If they don't run away, get their photos and IDs.
Is that what he said?
That would bruise it.
Oh.
Ayo, what the?
What the heck is going on over here, bro?
Only thing that made sense at the time
was to take evidence of it.
Hey, uh, what the f- what in the cult is going on here?
Just capture that evidence, bro!
I love how Connor's like, I don't have time to deal with this.
Is there a way to like make any adjustments to this camera?
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no bro, they saw the flash.
Oh, mama.
Can I lock the door?
Oh, my God.
Oh, they're going to lock the door, bro.
Oh, they're coming for me.
They're coming for me.
Oh, dude, I'm sorry.
How do they not check under the bed, bro?
How do they not check under the bed?
Everybody checks under the bed.
Everybody checks under the bed, bro.
Everybody.
I don't wanna move. I don't wanna make any noise.
Oh, he's totally gonna check under the bed, bro.
How do you not check under the bed? That's not the most obvious spot.
Is he really leaving?
Wait, I think Bro actually left.
He's walking around right now, so.
Dude, this is why you don't work at the watchtowers.
This is why you don't work at the watchtowers, man.
I think we're safe, right?
Woo!
I had to make a run.
Oh, god.
Yeah, you're bringing the mace, then.
Ayo, let's bring the mace.
I ain't going out there like this.
My hands are full.
I just see somebody we got he's mace right
oh hey bro I was the mace is useless the mace does absolutely nothing
So annoying. Why do they put the mace in the game? Why do they put the mace in the game, bro?
If it doesn't do anything! God damn. God damn. What was I supposed to do? Just run? Was I really
just supposed to run for it? Oh, that's so annoying. Okay, so where do we run to? I guess,
some I guess HQ God damn all right let's go let's go let's go I know what I need
to do come on I'm fully aware of the situation buddy
let's go let's go let's go let me have a look we're gonna take a photo
Where's my Oculus at?
Update me tomorrow.
Update you tomorrow.
It is totally that maintenance guy by the way.
Don't you?
Was I doing too fast?
Yeah, that's crazy man.
Photo time!
There's no way to turn off the flash.
It is what it is.
Oh, shoot.
We gotta go, bro!
We gotta go!
Oh, they're coming!
I got a goblin-
Oh, they're goblin!
Bro's goblin!
Buzz a goddamn dough.
Buzz a goddamn dough.
Hey, where's my mic's fry now?
I don't need anything!
I'm totally gonna die the microphone is reaching like stupid levels over
We gotta be quiet, Chad.
We gotta be quiet.
I'm shocked, Broden.
Say anything.
Okay, so the mace does nothing.
I guess we can just keep the binoculars on us.
Maybe a flashlight?
Hey, there's the flashlight, god damn.
I want the binoculars, though.
Oh, that's Crouch.
Wait, bro's on the other side, I remember.
Right?
What?
Shift to sprint.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Bro's right behind us.
Oh, damn, bro is right behind us.
We gotta go.
What?
Oh my god!
Wait, how did he reach me?
Bro, I'm sprinting!
I'm sprinting, bro!
Come on!
Yeah, frickin' holy moly.
Wait, what was I supposed to do?
I sprinted.
Let's try again. Let's try my crab walk my crab walk sprint this time. I
Feel like I run faster when I do that or I was supposed to go in another direction. Maybe oh
In the bathroom. Oh my god. Okay. No, no, no, no, it's not about it's the bathroom. We had to take
Frickin
Take cover in the bathroom. Okay
We got this let's go
Sit in the goddamn chair. I'm right here Connor
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. I got this. I got this. Yeah, I know I know I know
I know
I'm gonna go look
And I'm gonna find out what happened
Mm-hmm, and she crazy she crazy
They're doing that freaky stuff out there kind of stuff you only see in Midsomer
Let's take that photo say cheese people say cheese
Damn
That's what I had to just do.
I love how they only sent like one henchman over here.
I was expecting the whole squad to be here dude.
The whole squad.
They're coming.
They're not making any sound.
Nothing, right?
This guy walks into the store.
Gonna zip it!
Helicopter! Helicopter!
I think we're good.
Holy smokes.
Okay.
So we're gonna run.
And then we're gonna go to the bathroom.
Got it.
Should we take the maze with us?
It doesn't even matter, right?
Let's just go.
Let's just go.
I know you see me.
I know, I know, I know.
We outta here.
out of here bro go fast I go when I
crab walk it's crazy I can't get in the
bathroom hey that's not right that's not
right bro I couldn't get it now this is
getting tedious I couldn't open the door
Oh my frickin Lantus I couldn't open the goddamn door
So tedious man again
One week later
I know, there's gonna be smoke.
Fine, now there's some freakiness going on in the woods.
We're gonna take care of it.
Oh yeah, we're at the press space bar.
Okay
Okay
I got you on camera
How we fun?
They always get that stupid doodle
This part takes a little long as we wait
Oh, God.
Oh, that boy.
Knock down that door.
Why is children back from going up?
I'll save you later.
Helicopter, helicopter!
Helicopter, helicopter!
It's time.
Okay, we know, bro, it's like right now, we're going to go back to the room.
is time okay we know bro is like right there so what do we do about that I think I'm supposed
to go to the bathroom toss this let's go let's do it hey we got down the stairs even more
for now. Let's go.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
I still hear footsteps.
Bro, I still hear footsteps. Am I supposed to get out now?
Okay, now we're good.
Now we're good, right?
Jesus. I mean, I don't have the right time to do this.
I don't like that music, bro
That's that psycho killer music, bro. Whoo. He made it. Oh shoot keep running
Hey for all I know the cop is in on it, bro. It was locked. You're kidding me. Oh
Oh my god, bro, where do I go? I
Do I just get in the car? Oh, bro, this can't be happening. He's gonna catch me for sure
What am I supposed to do?
Man man, you can't do that. Hey, oh you can't do that. You're not some holy spirit
Bruh, I can't with this dude
I really have to do that all over again. Where am I supposed to go? I guess right into the van and just start the van up, huh?
Okay, gotta do this step by step by step
Step by step by step bro. I
Don't know why I thought the door was on the other side of the caravan
God damn. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
I got this come on come on
dude this is a wild scenario though
I can't imagine being on the tower watch seeing this unfold trying to get out of it.
That's just crazy dude.
That's just crazy.
Also why are they choosing a spot where they know there's gonna be like literally 50 watch
towers looking for fires?
That doesn't really make any sense.
Oh, whoops.
I got a pee bro.
While this dude is trying to break into my house, I'm going to go pee, I'll be right
We got to be quiet, Jack.
Please, please chat, don't make that sound noise.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hey, I pee fast.
I pee fast, bro.
If I don't see him, he doesn't exist.
If I don't see it, it doesn't exist!
Damn.
Woo!
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?
Okay, it has to be us driving away.
It has to be us.
Why is HQ locked? That's probably the dude right there man. That's probably the freaking sheriff, bro. I swear
Cuz why would he be locked up for the night?
That's Mads.
Mads sussy, bro
Go.
It's weird how you can run faster by doing like the crab walk to the side.
Go, go, go!
Okay.
I gotta reach that freaking door, bro.
Oh my god.
I don't like that at all.
Oh my god!
What am I running towards it?
Oh, I'm so dead.
I'm so dead.
I hear a bro right beside me.
What?
Oh, no, bro, why do I need to close the door and drive the freaking car?
gonna close on its own through the inertia when I start driving. Come on dude. Come on
dude. Oh my. This can't be happening. Helicopter! Helicopter! Oh my god this is freaking. Helicopter.
Helicopter
Goddamn
Speedrun
Liz goo. Liz goo. I love how they spawned me and looking at him. I didn't know that was gonna happen
Hey, I'm showing you what not to do.
You got to be joking.
Woo!
Hey, that's fast.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Oh we're gonna take our evidence alright.
Let's do it.
Get that photo.
Oh yeah.
Did we run?
Yeah I still can't believe this is.
What actually happened to this guy with your proof? I don't know
I'm gonna charge me here, bud.
That's quite the description. Clap. I'm hiding because we have a man over here that is ready
to kill us if we make any noise.
And now the coast is clear.
And the second part of this is we run!
Oh, god damn!
Oh god, I messed up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Open the- open the- oh my god!
Please, tell me that was enough time.
Oh my god, please, tell me that was enough time, bro.
I don't know what it is about that getup that they're wearing.
Oh my god!
Good Lord call it ambulance. It's over. It's done. Call the morgue. Come get a coffin ready
Brand new coffin get ready
Let me just start running right wait just in case
We run faster when we crab walk the little hack
I don't know why the bro runs faster when he does it, dude.
Let's go!
The chase is on, brother!
Let's go.
Now I know what to do.
No fail.
Oh my God!
Close!
Start the car!
Start the car!
Start the car! Start the car!
An adrenaline kicked in, I hit the gas and drove to the nearest ranger cabin.
Out of breath, I radiated in the alert for HQ.
Look, Jack, we all get a little stir crazy out there, Mitch answered.
Stir crazy?
I think it's a little more than stir crazy, bro.
Next morning, authorities allegedly ran a small investigation in the area,
but of course they met with no signs of misconduct.
No one ever believed my story dismissing it as a product of isolation.
Just stick to looking out for fires.
However, that was the last time I ever set my foot in those woods.
Oh, dang, but hey, what bro is actually delusional though, you know what I mean?
What bro actually needs to be in a hospital.
The unease still sits heavy in my stomach.
Even though many years have passed, the experience still feels vivid in my memory.
My family thought I was making this whole thing up, which is really out of my character,
but I know what I saw.
Real or not after dark these woods can become a haven for illegal activities. So if any of you plan on going camping soon
Please be safe
God damn
That was a wild story dude, that was a wild story
Survivor survived through the fourth episode. Let's go
We did it that's what I'm talking about. That's a W right there
Bro, we actually did it!
Oh my god, man.
HEMICOTTER HEMICOTTER!
Yeah, I like this little tune.
Let's go.
But yeah, I don't know,
seeing one of those get-ups, dude.
Out in the middle of the woods
and you see people like
pitchforking some type of body.
On a fire.
I told you it was jacksepticeye.
So this is the real story of somebody apparently.
Of somebody.
Apparently.
That was pretty good.
Dude that was pretty good.
What are we going to do now?
How much time do we got left?
We got like half an hour.
I could start the next episode, I guess free one.
Hey, what the freak?
What the freak?
I already have it, bro.
What do you mean?
I thought I downloaded it all.
Let's take a look.
Yeah.
Helicopter, helicopter.
What does that say?
Okay.
Does this one need to close?
What's going on?
Home Alone
That's kind of weird
That's kind of weird bro. Yeah, I love all the graphics quality was like fantastic
Okay, glad to know my graphics
All right, Home Alone I don't want to put this up on Reddit just for it to be called a piece of fiction
This is a true story from the mouth of the person who lived through it
My god, let's get into it
Let's get into it. I guess I'll just start let's go give it to me. What happened
What went down in the household it was the middle of the summer
You know kind of like speed room
My parents had left for the weekend due to a work trip, which meant I was already by
myself for the weekend.
Also I feel like I do have to mention that my sleep schedule was really messed up around
this time.
Like every gamer in the summer I would sleep and get up just about any time of the day,
literally.
Though I did plan on fixing that.
Eh, but you never do.
You never do.
Especially when you're drinking Mountain Dew, it's impossible.
Impossible.
I woke up at around 8 after a nap that evening?
God, 8pm.
Dude I hate that.
Anybody else hate that when you wake up and it's like dark out?
You take a nap and it's literally dark out?
I can't stand that.
I'd rather just not sleep.
I used to do that all the time as a kid.
me so much every time I woke up though. It was so like weird dystopian like...
Okay, nice little neighborhood we got going on over here we got the sun
setting at 8 p.m. hold up at 8 p.m. bro what the freak the sun should be like
way down.
Oh mom's texting us we got mom texting us what she got what she's saying
No need to order anything already made you lasagna. Let's go check the fridge
Hey, what if we order pizza with that lasagna, that's a good combo just saying hey, who's this guy?
Mason Oliver
This is my friend. I guess I'm energy then
Hughes choose a huge choose. Oh, no, I don't know how's chum
I just had a huge choose
Okay, call Josh to you. I can't promise you may have plans that man. Ah, damn, bro
You're really gonna skip a call of duty night
with Nat
Don't ask me why but I went straight to my parents room
Hey, that's what I actually did right
and then close the goddamn door.
What's that noise?
Oh, is this thing?
Oh, dude, that freaked me out.
It's kind of convenient, I do say so myself.
Where did that strange guy go?
This doesn't matter. What are we popping in the fridge here? What do we got?
Hey, I'm trying to grab a snack, bro. What is this? Drink? Drink it up!
Hydration is key to our survival.
Most we got here a couple of spoons I
Needed to warm up the food. Where's where's the ones on yet? Is it in the fridge? Oh?
I see it. Let's go
And then we wait
Hey, I'm keep my eyes peeled don't trust anybody in this neighborhood
Well, Zanya done.
Hey, we got our lasagna, baby.
Oh no!
Food is already warm.
Noice.
So what do we do?
We just eat it on the plate or what?
I like watching TV while I eat.
Oh, okay.
Let's go do that.
There's a TV room and nobody got to be back there man all the days to just
Just relax, eat some lasagna.
Oh, gotta get up now.
Where's the remote?
Oh, perfect.
Perfect.
Delicious.
Hey, there's somebody going up the stairs, dude!
I'm gonna keep eating my pizza, or lasagna, I mean.
Bro, somebody literally just went up the stairs.
What are we doing in this situation?
What do you remember about the goddamn TV?
Somebody there, bro?
Damn!
Oh shoot, Mason's texting us, hold up.
We're going to have to call it off, man.
Something just came up, but you got to come to Jessica's tomorrow?
Okay, cool.
Sounds good, bro.
Somebody just went up my stairs, but okay.
Wait, how did he even get in there?
How am I supposed to know that he's in here?
There's no way I just run into him up there, right?
Don't tell me the game wants me to do that.
It's gonna be so stupid.
Got making all this noise knowing that there's somebody in the house is wild
That's all I'm saying this door is open bro, I didn't open this door
Hey, oh somebody just came in through the back. Can we drive off?
oh this is where we got a crouch man close the goddamn door I mean I'm
guessing the game wants us to go upstairs right
Can we grab like a knife or something?
No?
Nothing?
Jesus.
Put me in this awkward goddamn situation.
What do we do?
Oh God.
I'm sorry, Miles.
Got to see you tomorrow.
Okay, bro.
Does... do they want me to go into the parents bedroom?
So this character is not supposed to know.
Somebody's in the house, right?
Because I saw it.
It was like at the corner of my eye.
Peripherals, man.
Hey, can I just text somebody for help?
Don't forget to, don't forget Kim, though.
Chill out, dude, all good.
I'll probably just go back to bed after Kim.
Oh, she, so we gotta go do our homework.
I'm creeping.
I'm creeping all the way to my bedroom.
I don't trust them, man.
I don't trust them.
There's literally a dude in the house.
I have no idea where he went.
Should I be closing my door?
Ew, there's somebody in here.
God damn it.
I'm gonna walk my door.
Let's do our homework. It is what it is, right?
We cannot dwell.
Press space to get up, but we have to do our chemistry don't we?
So four hours went by I got done with my homework for the day in about a few hours
Four hours dude, that's crazy four hours on homework
Props to you dude
Damn spending that minute with no tablet no phone
Oh, sheesh.
That's crazy.
So we're gonna go to bed or what?
How do I see this text?
Don't stay up too late, you kids.
I shouldn't get to hear from Miss Paula this time?
Kids. Who else is supposed to be here?
Oh, she thinks Mason is coming over.
Oh.
Yeah, let's go to bed.
I think it's time.
Think it's time we hit the sack.
I think it's time we hit the sack.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I got up to get some water.
At 1.16 a.m.
Damn.
It's dark, bro.
Hey, there's a light on in that house.
I think I'm just supposed to follow the story line here playing that goddamn music
Okay. And then what?
Okay.
Okay, let me go back to bed
I'm just gonna go back to bed, bro
I want anybody hearing me I supposed to go back to my parents bedroom
Woo!
Back to bed.
Oh, attachment 1 image.
You there?
Huh?
Miles, who's at that door?
Who the heck is this?
How does she know?
No?
How do you send the text?
Click to hide?
Should I go hide afterwards?
It's going to want me to go check, right?
Okay.
Of course she sends me a text like right when I...
Is it really gonna make me open this door?
Oh my god, a foretact message.
PaulaSemme said he's been creeping through the windows for calling the cops you kids lock
every door in your room.
Hide in your room, don't answer the door no matter what he does.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm crying.
I'm throwing up.
We gotta get out of here.
Can I move?
I'm hiding.
Don't answer the door no matter what he does.
Why would I?
Why would you break a window and then ding dong?
Helicopter! Helicopter!
It's Paul at the door?
You're really gonna make me go down there. Everything's gonna be alright.
Do you hear her?
Don't answer the door no matter what he does.
Who is he?
Do you hear her?
It's Paul at the door.
Mom's so sorry.
I mean, everything's gonna be all right.
What?
I don't believe them.
No, they said, don't answer the door no matter what.
We gotta wait for the cops.
Right?
That's the right thing to do.
sassy message mom's so sorry honey why would they say mom's so sorry honey okay
well let's go I mean we got to go right
even though I would never go personally I was probably gonna be like right here
behind me or some shizle can you see through there oh I should be like
I told you bro, I told you bro, I don't know.
Oh my god.
Bro what the heck?
You still ding donging?
Kill Paula.
She's still ding dong-ing down there dude. That's crazy.
Okay the cops are coming. So we wait. We wait it out.
200 IQ play we gotta wait it out.
Who the heck lost at this game?
I'm just curious man, who on earth would have lost at this game because I feel like unless
you have zero survival instincts, it's kind of like yeah I don't care who's fricking
going downstairs. I'm a little over 21 now, so three years later. Two years later, right?
Three years later? Two years later. Two years. Damn, easy math. I still remember this very
clearly because of how creeped out I felt. I was a bit hesitant to write this out for
the internet at first, but not only for the internet. Now a feature game on Steam,
but getting it out my help even just a little bit. You know what's funny? Imagine
writing your story to like devs. You have no idea if they're gonna turn it into
like an episode or not and you're just writing into the ether essentially as
somebody prys and sees your your full story and if it's worthy of an episode.
I was one of those people that loves gaming conventions. Interesting. I go
But at every convention I get the chance to, and sometimes even meet some of my online friends.
That's always fun.
Though my parents weren't always thrilled at the idea of me going on interstate drives,
but a plane ticket would have been too expensive.
Facts.
Okay.
This convention, this convention that was, that was great.
And it was now the day to drive back home.
But when I set off, I soon realized the traffic was horrible.
I decided that I'd take the long way to avoid the traffic.
It was a little over a 12 hour drive.
Damn, 12 hours, bro, that's crazy.
That's a long time in a car.
Are we doing it?
Are we living it out?
Hey, it'll make me crash.
Hey, we got a...
This is how I'm going to get my driver's license.
Let's go, let's go.
Aiden Williams escaped to read messages.
Hey, we can't, we can't text and drive?
It's irresponsible.
You think I'm looking to crash over here?
Hey, we're going kind of fast now.
Should I slow it down a bit?
Who's Aiden?
Is that one of our besties?
Dad is texting us.
Watch out.
Oh no, what's that?
Halfway through the drive I realized I was low on gas?
Oh no.
driver's worst nightmare. Oh shoot. Oh no. We got to go to a gas station, right? Did I
pass one? I don't know if I passed one yet. I don't know, Dad's texting us again. Maybe
we have some gas in the trunk or something like that? A little bit of that gas in the
trunk dad stop texting you know I'm
driving I can't I can't do this maybe I
can we'll see give me a second
is that a gas station it is a saved
saved oh shoot how do you park nice thank
God now we can read our text messages see
what all the tea is about. Dad. Still about six hours away from the city. Got
stuck in a jam. Told you to take that flight. Oh holly it's gonna be late
when you reach back. Hope you're feeling alright. That's all I picture her dad
talking. Who's this? Oh yeah, Aiden takes it as, what do you mean? Stuck in
the biggest traffic jam in the country. That sucks. It's not good here
either I think it's the people from the convention that's it I'm rerouting here
oh shoot that's when she took the wrong turn she took the wrong turn you got to
do what you got to do hey that's what I say that's how I say it let's get this
gas that part close enough you're kidding me oh don't tell me it's on the
the other side. What kind of car is this? Where's the, where's the gas in this thing?
How do we do this? Just grab a thing, a nozzle? No? Do we go inside? Ayo, the fact that there
is just like a chair here is unsettling. Dude, they're closed. How am I supposed
Hello, okay, we can go in thank God worried for a second there, man
Hey pull up your shorts buddy put your shirts
Is that milk
That milk just out on the freaking shelf Holly mom
Hello, we haven't seen you in like ten years
Bro, is she gonna leave me on red?
So disrespectful.
Damn.
What do we want to buy?
Select an item.
I don't see any of the numbers.
Can we get some nachos?
Ooh!
How much money do we have?
Consuming these items increases your sprint speed.
So, hold up, by how much?
Ooh, we have chocolate, we got soda, we got a meat snack.
We got nuts, refreshing soda, bubbles drink,
carrot drink for $2?
Hey, carrots are expensive, orange drink?
Ooh, that sounds tempting.
I do like me a good orange drink.
milk chocolate?
I don't know.
Which one should we do?
Which one sounds good to you guys?
My strategic brain is thinking along the lines of like,
just buy whatever's cheapest so that we can have more of it.
You know what I mean?
But maybe we need some nuts.
Oh!
Oh!
Chocolate bar for $0.20?
That's crazy.
A-O, buy it.
You can't go wrong with $0.20.
You literally can't go wrong for $0.20.
Well, let me make sure my mic isn't casting a shadow.
There we go.
Slight shadow, slight.
Not as bad.
Should I put it over here?
Not as bad.
OK.
Wait, do we consume now?
I mean, I guess we might as well, right?
Is it permanent?
Are you spying on me?
You spying on me, buddy?
Sweet.
Get an ice cream now.
Hey, what's going on with the girls?
Hey, what's Bro doing?
What is this?
This is some weird, like,
about form comes sutra or something.
excuse you excuse you buddy damn my good sir yeah man this looks like an epic
fortnight gamer how can I get $10 in a pump oh yeah $10 please
you heading out to the bridge by yourself and who's beeping uh yeah wait why is he asking
about myself the bridge the Norwood Valley road I mean not a lot of people head down
there this time of year be careful oh what do you mean for about a century now many
Many people have been going missing down there.
Hey, that's information.
That's relevant information.
He looks like he plays Rocket League.
Is that what a classic Rocket League player looks like?
And people who are looking for them never return.
Locals say Norwood...
What the f-?
Who the heck is honking?
Well, thanks for gas.
Can I use the toilet?
Thanks for guys can use the toilet
Yo, apologies get out my way boy
One more thing if you see a woman in a white or blue gown trying to get a ride do not stop
Just step up the guys as hard as you can why?
Some people say that she died in a car accident there on prom night so say
Some say that she seeks vengeance, bro. I can't with the honking
Holy Christ. I can't
Bro, whatever you do never ever under any circumstances pick up a hitchhiker those people out there on the road
Putting their thumbs out
They they want you think they want you think man
just ain't who's honking bro god that's so distracting who the heck is that
hey you annoying as I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say annoying as a AF get what
his mommy want I don't know if you'll find any shop at this hour but you're
out of dog food? Can you get some from Milo? Payback? Sure! Let me just go back. Can I get,
did I get the gas or not? How do I, how do I put gas in the car? Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not, we're not, we got to
get that dog food, man. Should I eat more because I feel like I'm not sprinting fast
enough wasn't feeling it oh I didn't want it oh my god let's get back in the
store
is this how much money do we have meat snack I feel like the meat is gonna
provide us the sustenance that we need let's do it I don't know how much money
we have oh I hope I have enough for the dog food God I'm gonna feel so stupid
I don't know if we can store it for later, but oh yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Sprint speed right there.
Hold on.
Give me some potato chips, man.
Heck yeah.
Hey, we hungry in this piece.
All right, where's the dog food?
Whoa!
I didn't mean it, sir.
I didn't mean it.
I don't think they have any...
Oh, is this dog food?
We got it.
I'd like to buy that, my good sir.
I'm just gonna take it, okay?
Is that fine?
I'm just gonna take it with me.
You need to pay for that, ma'am?
I'm just gonna take it.
I'm just gonna take it.
I'm just gonna take it.
I'm just gonna take it.
You need to pay for that, man?
I'm trying to, but you're not scanning it.
How do I pay for it?
Take it, by all means.
How do you, I won.
I'll take that too.
You need me to do your job for you, buddy?
Hey, step aside.
I got this.
Buddy, step aside.
You want you, you just playing solitaire, man.
What is this?
even doing your job bro is this the wrong food is that why does Milo not like
that food yeah I tried I tried to buy it for some reason I can't buy it
let's buy more chips then we need a lime drink to wash down the meat the meat
snack in the potato chips
Okay, I'm gonna consume it
This guy's sussy that guy acting real suspect
Okay, is there anything else?
We don't need any toilet paper paper towels
How do I buy things bro? Where do I go to buy things? We got a like a self-checkout
Can you put me in the direction of a self-checkout please?
Can you just ring me up, damn!
Yeah, I'm just gonna start stacking the food here until, bro.
Start charging me for something.
Come on.
Take it all.
Let's go.
I'll take your whole stock.
She's gonna stare at me like that, huh?
Oh, we got, we got a classic, we got a classic Fortnite player over here.
Hold on, maybe I can, and then take it with me, I, oh!
Ayo, this is when we run.
This is when we get the heck out of here, man.
Ayo, we got the food!
What was that?
They popped the trunk.
Hey, we got- Bro, we got the-
Pshh!
Pshh!
Hold on.
Pshh!
What the-
Yeah, I want to make sure it's in there.
Hey, we got the dog food!
dude god damn okay did I actually put gas in the car now did they did they like
auto do it hey nobody's in here right nobody was in here the whole time I was
in store and stuff Jesus
I don't think I got gas dude.
Let me go in the middle.
Maybe I need to go in the middle.
Or is it like a specific pump I need to be on?
I'm just happy I got the dog food, dude.
If there's like a specific pump, let me see.
Let's try them all out.
I guess we're just gonna have to roll with it.
My car was parked a little...
Oh, it's this one!
Did they mention the number?
Like pump number two or something?
And I just missed it?
Then that's what must have happened, right?
The dog food fell out? You're kidding. You saw it?
Hold on, let me uh...
parallel park here for a second. No way. Hold on.
Ah, I came in. The only place to put it would be the trunk.
Bro, this is like the worst driving experience.
This is the worst goddamn driving experience.
WOOOOOO!
Didn't hit it.
Did not hit it.
Okay, okay, okay.
WOOOO!
Hey, that's clean.
That's clean right there.
Okay, let me go see.
No! The dog food fell out!
Oh my Jesus.
Oh my good lord.
How am I supposed to take this with me?
I'll just put it on the hood of the car.
Okay, hold on.
I do want to bring a snack on me because I noticed my sprint speed is like low.
So I'm going to buy a bunch of snacks and see if there's a way to like eat them.
Hold on, I'm going to go.
Let's buy this.
Oh, but I can't leave, right?
say exit or something like that it just says consume that's kind of annoying
yeah I have to keep it on the spot okay it is what it is let's cadets could do
So we got the... we got the pump.
Niiiice.
Hey, I'm just happy I achieved it.
Oh, thank God, dude. If I would've drove off...
Here, let's see if the... let's see if the food stays.
Since my mom asked I had to buy something from Milo from the store.
I did! I didn't technically buy it, but I stole it as a count.
Can we put it in the trunk?
Hey
Does it work? God damn it now. They're gonna charge me for the food huh?
Maybe it's okay. We sneaked in an extra pack
Snuck in a little extra pack
Bro still has all the dog food on the counter
I like to buy it please
You got pumped too. Oh then now he says it. Oh my god
How do I get this?
Bro, how do we do this?
I have to get something from Milo.
Oh, maybe he doesn't want food?
What is my?
We're out of dog food.
Can you get something from Milo?
I'll pay back.
maybe maybe a little bro wants to like a meat snack?
meat snack food?
can i leave?
i have to consume it, collect your item
bro
able to fast now
uh...
bring me up buddy
there we go
uh... dude what is it give me the option
Shaking my head. Why doesn't it give me the option?
Since my mom asked to buy something for Milo from the store.
What the freak!
I'm trying to do that but it's not letting me.
Is it like a specific bag of food?
How do you pay for something?
What do we got to buy oh dude did I like bug out the game because I did that
oh man oh I didn't know we could talk to this guy you heard about the Norwood
valley monster how's your night going he just looked at me hold up hold up
hold up you hear about this monster huh never mind the Norwood Valley monster
you know anything big mistake oh god yeah I want to push this guy's buttons
Oh, yeah, bro, I don't want to push the whole buttons. Exactly. We got the hug camera.
Oh, oh, dude, how do I
I just want the dog food. I
Can't even do anything
Let me see if it's still in the trunk.
It's still in here!
I have the food.
Please.
Let me leave.
I have the goddamn food.
My car tank was full.
Since my mom asked I had to buy something
from Milo's store.
Milo's store.
For Milo from the store.
If I can.
Is he expecting like a dog toy or something?
Jesus Christ.
My good sir.
What are you doing over there?
Uh, annoy the gas, I should go.
Dude, I'm trying to buy freaking dog food, but you're not letting me
Jesus trying to get your attention. Are you gonna ring me up or what bro? God damn dog food
I
Love it goes like you need to pay for that man
And this guy bro, where you headed? He just looked at me
How do we, how do we do this?
How do we do this?
Can you scan me?
What is going on here?
Scan me up, bro.
Quit playing solitaire and scan me up.
Come on.
Oh my god, I must have bugged the game.
There's no way.
I had to have bugged the game.
God damn it!
Sure.
Goddammit.
Son of a...
I can't, I can't buy dog food.
I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
Game.
I can't...
I can't do it.
Game!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
Game!!!
We're just gonna have to try again.
Ahhhh.
Shut down computer.
Restart everything.
Maybe just Google it.
I have a strong feeling I just bugged out the game.
See this is why you don't steal.
This is why you do not steal.
Hey I'll Google it if it doesn't work right now.
I think it's because the dog food had to be on the shelf and then when I picked it up,
that's when it would have like, you know, given me an option to buy it.
I thought it was that smart in the game, which I think I did, but the coating in it didn't
really, you know, sink in.
No way!
I have to do it all over again?
Oh my God.
We'll do a speedrun.
I mean, it wasn't that long.
I know now too not to really buy the snacks, it doesn't really matter.
i'll buy like one snack or two snacks
is that a new track?
driving at night in the countryside is like the most
unnerving thing
no street lamps
and then if you have like one car that's behind you
Same thing, so unnerving.
It's crazy, whoa!
I almost hit that pole.
Did I just hit something?
Hey, this song is a vibe.
There goes the gas meter.
This is where we need to get our gas.
I'm always scared of driving in the dark?
Why?
Why are you scared of driving in the dark?
What do you think is out there?
You know what must be nice though is that you have the ability to just like floor it?
Just frickin' full speed ahead.
Oh shoot!
I didn't mean to smange up the car.
Hey, it's hard to drive in the wilderness.
Because of the sun, we gotta go to pump too.
We already know- oh shoot!
Not bad.
Unless I'm in a rush because we already did this part.
That's the only reason why.
Hey, yo back it up back it up get this good. It's good. It's good. It's good. We got this
Let's do it
Violet cool snacks that meat snack wait wait no, maybe I didn't have enough money, right? I don't know
Exit hold on
my good sir pump to let's go oh he did say it okay the bridge yeah let's do the
exact same thing that I did last time we don't need to ask for the toilet
because we're saying it's not clean and when we're saying if you see a woman
blablabla
Why
Little ghostie out for blood
Hmm
Check the mom tax could you get me something for food for my life? Oh
Hey, the white man didn't beat this time
Interesting
Interesting. Alright, now's the true test.
Am I going to go buy the dog food? I'm going to go buy the snacks as well after the dog
food.
Oh, you're kidding me, bro.
You're kidding me.
Dude, I just want the dog food.
Come on.
You're really going to make me Google this?
What the heck?
Do I need to put it in like a shopping bag or something?
Let's see if I take it out now. He'll like, tell me something?
Dude, this is so stupid.
You're really gonna force me...
Oh my god, okay, okay.
What is this called? The Northwood Hitchhike?
God, so stupid.
How do you buy dog food would love to know
So how do you do it?
Unless it's a different bag.
Kind of bag.
Let me see how they do it.
Why they gotta make dog food buying dog food so difficult?
What?
Wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Unbelievable.
The dog food, the right combination needed to happen.
The dog food needed to be in your hands and then you had to pay.
Christ. Holy Christ, dude. I'm sorry, but that is the most stupid thing. That is the
most stupid thing. Let's get out of here. I can just put this in the trunk. Yeah, let's
do it. Let's do it. And we outsize. I didn't buy any snacks this time because I think
he doesn't really do anything
Hey
Bruh, oh God
It's good thing I have insurance am I on the road
This is the road right okay, thank God
We got to keep our eyes peeled man. We can't see any ghosts
And if we do
We just got to run them over
It is what it is
You're sure that insurance insurance is gonna cover that? Oh my god!
I think so too.
I don't know why they wouldn't.
It's not expired or anything, right?
Hey, what happened to my lights?
Oh!
Oh, thank god.
Thought I lost my lights for a second.
Don't pick up any hitchhiking ghosts.
Oh my god, I'm gonna lose light.
I thought I was about to run over something.
Oh, there's a car right there.
Hey, why is that kind of freaky, though?
Why is that like actually freaky?
At least we could follow it, right?
Wait, he's getting away.
Followed mid, that was a terrible driver.
Wait, I hit something?
Where did this guy go?
I can't see anything, dude.
Hey, my rear view mirror is kind of sus right now.
I'm just flooring it. I don't even care. I'm just trying to drive fast
If this is all the game is gonna be where it's like you just have to avoid the temptations
Of picking up a hitchhiker. I'm down
I have no desire to I'm being perfectly honest
Yeah, damn
We good what happened in that car though
Hey the road looking kind of sus now whoa, what the heck oh
We're on a bridge. Okay. Is this like a one-way bridge? I
Don't see how there'd be room for two cars here. I
Hope I'm going the right
This is the bridge he was talking about!
This is the bridge he was talking about!
Oh, hell no!
Oh, shoot!
This doesn't really look like I'm on the road anymore.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Whoa, whoa, I can barely see.
Oh dude they're trying to they're gonna make me crash they're trying to make me crash.
Oh God.
Oh God we swerving!
Hey there was a car over there. You guys saw that?
Dude this is looking like wasteland.
Hey did you just hear that?
It's like somebody barked.
It's like a human bark.
Ayo, what in the world was that thing?
No way.
I thought I could drive past the logs.
They wouldn't budge.
Oh, dude!
Dude.
It almost seemed as if somebody deliberately put those there.
Oh, I don't like this.
Someone's going to creep up on me.
Someone's going to creep up on me, bro.
I have to move the logs.
I'm trying.
Dude, this is going to be a jump scare.
are we good? how do we move it more? how do we move the log more? how do we move the
logs to go ahead? well bro this one's done moving. can't do anything about it. I'm
I'm guessing... Oh, here we go.
Is that good?
Bro!
Does it keep moving back?
the ghost is doing that I don't like this I have to move the logs to go ahead
dude it is it is totally moved no no no don't go back that way go the other way
we good oh my Lantus first of all this log is like completely outside of the
road. I can't even see what's happening here but I'm pretty sure that's like as far
off the road that it can get and then this one this one won't even budge.
This one's done for it. This one's like totally good.
Bro, it keeps moving!
I had to move the logs to go ahead.
Dude, I don't know what to do.
Oh, do I move it this way?
Maybe I move it this way?
Oh!
Why would it even be an option to move it the other way?
Like that?
Dude, it's literally moving on its own.
Oh! I mean, is that good?
Bro, it just keeps moving back. What is this buggy...
Ayo, game developers.
I hope you're paying attention. What is this?
Come on. It's the Haunted Log, man. This is the story of the Haunted Log.
Try to get by quickly quickly quickly you're kidding me dude it's weird how I
can't even move this log anymore but this one is like
should I just go by foot
move this goddamn
I just see if I can move it as much as possible
now we're good right oh my god
quickly somebody's in my it's somebody's in my car bro
I could already tell somebody's in my car
my oh my god bro the engine is done
The car wouldn't start back up.
Kidding!
No!
And just like that, I just stranded in the middle of nowhere with no phone service.
And no radio apparently.
All we hear is that static!
I'm not saying that I was starting to believe whatever the bull crap that gas station clerk was pulling
But I would be lying if I say I didn't feel slightest the slightest of an ease
I don't mean to make this sound like a cliche horror story, but
but what
Throughout my life. I was told not to take rides from strangers. Oh
So now we got a hitchhike but at that moment I had no choice. I mean yeah, we're oh
What if it was that car that we were behind?
I was scared to think how long it would take for some of the pass.
We just gotta stick our thumb out, huh?
10, 23 p.m.
GOOOOO-
My first chamba
I remember the day I fell in love with the chamba
I asked for a drink and I said, I'm a champé
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hitchhike, hitch, uh, thumb, out?
How do we do this?
Pure evil.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I didn't understand how somebody could leave another human
being stranded like that.
I mean, everybody has been instructed to not pick up a
hitchhiker over here, so kind of understandable.
He really just skipped us, didn't he?
Damn.
10, 43 PM.
So like, what, 20 minutes later?
Oh dude, it's dark now.
Are we gonna get another car?
What was that?
Oh.
Buddy!
Any assistance?
Hey!
Hey
Hey, oh why he driving that like Jeepers Creepers vehicle though I
Mean it is 10 p.m. At night we got to do something right
You're the girl from the gas station as the it's a guy. Yeah, it's that guy
Hi!
Hi!
Thank you so much for stopping.
I didn't think anybody would stop here.
What are you trying to do out here?
I think my car just broke down.
I can't call for help.
There's no phone service.
You think I can get a ride?
Where are you headed to?
Uh, just the nearest stop where I can call for help?
Hop in.
Thank you so much!
Could you wait till I get my stuff?
Hurry up.
I just throw it in the back.
I won't be here for too long.
Oh, this guy's so nice.
Oh, thank goodness.
Let me go get my stuff.
What do I have?
The dog food, right?
I'm going to get the dog food.
Duffel bag, only two hands.
OK, I'm on my way.
The dog food is super important.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
He does look kind of sussy, but what else are we
going to do?
We can't sleep in a car here.
Let me go get my other stuff.
That's the worst that could happen.
Heyo!
Who you?
Nice.
Nice. I kind of want the skateboard in case we can escape on it. You just lock
yourself in the car and what risk somebody just walking up to you.
Seems kind of sussy. Okay I think that's everything.
Freaking bear breaking into your car if you're out there.
How do we put up the...
Hey, bro, pull up your tailgate, man.
You need to hurry up. I don't have all night.
Uh, I'm done.
Finally, now hop in and be quick.
Hey, bro, thank you so much!
Bro's a lifesaver. Holy smokes.
My man, let's go.
I need to buckle up. No, we're good
Didn't that clerk at the gas station say a lot of people went missing on this road
So you won't tell me who you are where you're going
I live really I was driving home. You'd be honest, right and that piece of crap
broke down on me back there Jason what my name's Jason it's nice to meet you
Jason well okay anyways you're out at the moon hey look at that the moon is
following us guys the moon is following us look at that no wild you're really
lucky I had to be on the side of the town tonight. I must say you are one brave young woman.
How's that? You got any clue what happened to your car back there? It's an old car. That's
it. I think so. Anyways, back to the moon following us. I think he might be flirting
with us? Bro's trying to shoot his shot? Why not? So what do you think about what he told
you back at the gas station? Oh, mama. What do we say? We want to be on this guy's side.
We got to butter up this guy in case he's going to kill us. You really creep me out.
Interesting. Idiot tells that to every person traveling down here. Okay. Anyways, I'm
Anyways, very cool, I don't know why the trees don't have a lot of leaves on them, or branches for that matter.
This kind of reminds me of some wildfire. Should we talk? Let's talk. So, is it true?
What? The monster? Let's see, I've never seen the monster for myself, but there are
There are some things
And I'm afraid your car breaking down could have been one of them
Hey listen, I don't sound like that moron, but just remember this you don't bother them. You don't be bothered
Huh
Okay, I'm down. That's a deal. I
Ain't gonna bother no ghosts
I'm just going to keep on moving.
You know, I'm sorry for being a jerk to you before.
I'm not that best with people.
It's okay, bro.
It's okay.
You seem okay, buddy.
It's all right.
I'm just enjoying the ride.
I'm grateful.
Somebody pulled over.
Oh, hell, no, don't fall asleep.
Oh, hell, no.
Do not fall asleep in the vehicle.
12.08 a.m.
Oh, please don't say that.
Oh!
After a little bit of small talk, he dropped me by my own towel.
Apparently, they offered gross side assistance.
Oh!
Besides, I thought I could use a little rest.
Be careful.
There are all kinds of people out there.
He said, ominously before leaving, hey, that could
well wait worse.
So the dude was nice after all.
Appreciate it, man.
Hey, that truck's suspect.
Should we get a snack I'm thinking we get a snack dude let's get some let's get some
of that meat sprint get some of that good sprinting going on
Consume it. Consume the meat.
The man was putting out the creepiest vibes imaginable.
Roadway in. Hello my good sir.
Gal, need a room to shack up for the nap? How much is it for a room?
Um, yes, I'm only going...
Huh? Yes, I'm only going to be here for a few hours.
sounds so broke in that English how much is it for room oh yes how much is it for
me bro 40 for single pay cash only you got it you got it buddy room number nine
right over there $90 time I'll take care of the next thing in the morning
sounds good to me yeah I can use a little break man it's 12 it's 12 it's
middle of the night dude get all that time you know and one last thing oh shoot
what's bro gonna say try not to wake the other guests they might not take
very nastily to it I had no intention to buddy what do you think I am can I
borrow a pen by the way. This cheat motherfucker doesn't want me to borrow a pen. Hey, it's
all my stuff. That's kind of cool. Do we go to the room first or I guess we have to
go open the door room? Let's go do it. Can I get some water? I wasn't feeling it. Room
number nine. Can't make a lot of noise. Should we knock on one of these doors? Make sure
safe. Make sure we have like friendly neighbors. We're number three.
Okay this door is open bro.
Oh buddy I wasn't snooping. I swear I wasn't snooping I was just looking around here.
That's all. There's an innocent look around.
Dude, where the frick is my...
Oh, do we get service again?
Nice.
That's my frickin' room, dude.
I kinda want to snoop on all the rooms just in case.
See if there's any bad apples over here?
So it goes up to 12.
Good to know, good to know.
Yeah, we got service now.
Let's see what they want.
No! Not delivered!
I may have to stay at a motel tonight. What do you mean, reroute? Yeah, I know.
Awful decision.
That's gonna be running here. Hey, where you at? Your dad's calling me.
Uh, it's not expired or anything, right? Holly? Yeah, we, we gone missing.
Do-do-do. It was nice and warm inside. Hey, can I go get my stuff or what?
Except there's a smell, a type of musky smell you get from old houses.
Hey, I know what that musky smell is
Dude, there's no bed
Hey, where's the bed what the heck?
Uh
Couldn't have slept there. Yeah, I know what the heck they want me to curl up on this this thing or what? Oh
Shoot oh
Oh, damn! They got Superman playing? Hold up.
In Technicolor, yo! Okay!
Should we take a look at this episode real quick? I'm curious. It's the old Superman.
Hey, perfect time for a break. I got to pee really fast, so let's watch some Superman
lp ok
Damn, I wonder if they're going to play the whole episode, dude.
That's cool.
I'm down to watch it.
Dude, I'm so down to watch this.
I wanna see what happens.
I've never seen a Superman dude.
Bro is buzzing look at that bro sitting in the t-pose
Unstoppable
What's he gonna do oh now he defenseless now he's defenseless
This is why you don't go out of the t-pose t-pose is the only weakness for Superman
you
you
you
you
you
I
Robot not one
Whoa, hey old deserve though she had no reason no business being in there
She got a learner lesson. Oh
My god
Still gets got though loses all the jewels, but still gets the one
Hey, let me guess you get saved right I
Got a few that you're gonna get say okay
We'll let it play in the background. We gotta get a bed, dude.
AHHHHHH!
Cough, cough, cough.
UGH!
What are you doing here?
Scared the crap out of me.
Bro goes hee hee hee.
Dude.
Hell no, who are you?
I'm Tommy room service here at roadway in the finest stopover in Northwood, Norwood
What are you doing here buddy? You know cleaning stuff
Guy at the front desk gave me this room
He he he he
I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside while I make the room
Yeah, let's get my stuff
Frickin...
Hey, that's way too sussy.
I'll be asking for a different room.
ASAP after that interaction.
Frickin...
Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
I left Superman on for you, by the way.
Just so you know, you got some Superman playing in the background.
You're welcome.
Yeah, let's go through the drawers first, yeah?
nothing in there okay let's go get our stuff then Jesus yeah my man has the
giggles doesn't he rose all up in the the giggles this is an alleyway look at
What's this?
Oh, game.
That's kind of spooky.
Let's stick to the mission.
We get our stuff.
Really need me some energy soda?
A done.
Say less.
Let's get it.
They don't have an energy soda.
time drink maybe? Or is it over here? Oh, energy, bruh. Three dollars. Jesus Christ.
economy man delicious let's go we move in like the flash
wrong room you're really creepy my guy you're really creepy also where'd you get
the mattress from just toss everything over here for now hey well I'll be right
bag. Don't you do anything weird? What is this? What the heck is this?
Damn, I really had to grab all my things, didn't I? That's like 300 rubles in Russia.
Rebels? Is that how you say it? That current city Rebels? Yeah that's like I
guess I'd be the same in Pessos right? I'll be right back my good sir. Let's have
like two more things. Don't you dare go through my stuff.
Oh, is it just dog food?
And the baseball cap, let's go.
I don't like how the dog food takes up the entire half of one side of the screen.
All right, that's it.
Blank, you good?
How to work with Joe about the situation?
Joe. What is wrong with these people? Mercy, mercy, mercy. Who is this guy dude? Who is this guy?
But don't you worry, it's safe here. I'll go get your car. And also the room's phone is not working.
If need anything just ask the food desk. Okay. We've been trying to get it fixed but we
I haven't seen enough guests lately.
He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
Well you have a good night.
Well thank you.
Hey you're going through me!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
Bro!
That's too personal man.
That's too personal.
I better not get charged for that either.
I should get close to the goddamn door.
I swear they're going to charge me extra for that interaction.
Now that we have all our stuff, are they replaying the episode?
Or is it the same episode?
Where did I miss?
gotta be the same episode, right? Or not, I'm obviously the same episode, but like
the same thing that I saw maybe? Yeah. Oh, it's the beginning of it, bro. I think? Yeah,
Yeah, I recognize that.
Woo, all right.
Watching a little bit of TV, before we go to bed.
What the heck is that noise?
Also, why is the screen like this?
Why can't I get up?
Dude, somebody's literally taking a leak in there!
I don't know what to do.
That's kind of weird.
Call it a foresight, but there was something very off about that place.
Yeah, let's get up.
The fact that somebody was taking a leak in here, a feeling, tiredness was...
Yeah, you know, somebody came in here.
There's my door locked.
Uh, oh shoot.
Wait, what's happening?
there's no sink oh it's outside
spooky bro very spooky I guess we'll leave the blinds open
They don't want to sleep anymore.
Only coffee would help me stay up.
Oh, we're pulling on all nighter.
We about to pull on all nighter.
Okay, I'm down.
How do we do this though?
Oh, we have to go get the coffee?
Oh my God.
The last thing I want to do is kind of leave the room, but at the same time, I guess
if they have keys, it's not really going to matter, right?
Where do we get the coffee from?
This just has water in it.
I need coffee, my good sir.
Hey, oh, who's that?
Uh, coffee?
You have a great night's sleep?
I was actually wondering if you had coffee. I feel like I seen it too. I may be thinking of the other place
Bro said only coffee is gonna keep them up. Oh, maybe it was like on one of these shell things not the chair, but
I don't even know where the heck did I find coffee? I know it's not in there
That one's not working.
Where the coffee at?
Where the coffee at?
Oh!
What's this?
I didn't need it?
That's shame.
I kind of feel comforted by the TV being on.
It's like way less spooky.
There's nothing else I can grab.
What's this?
Okay.
I'm sure it just shoved me out of there.
Why not?
Where do they keep the coffee at?
It's gotta be outside of the room, right?
I guess exploring would also be, oh, is that the coffee machine?
That's the coffee machine, baby.
Zero dollars.
Oh, we got espresso, we got cappuccino.
Damn, we're getting into that fancy territory.
French vanilla, no, no, no!
That's shame.
Hot chocolate with milk sold out.
Hey, Espresso's gonna hit hard. Let's just do that. If we want to stay up, we're gonna
have to hit that Espresso. That's the only way to do it. Consume it. So, we're staying
We're in a wake, we're wandering.
What's happening?
Is that it?
Ayo.
Ayo, what's with the coffee, bro?
Ayo, they spiked my coffee!
hell no they really spike my coffee dude by the way all the controls are the
opposite luckily I'm like a master at this but if you look up it'll go down if
you go down or look up if you move left it'll move right just to give you guys
an idea that's what's happening right now that's why it's a little tricky but
I'll make it six so we got to go this way oh shoot hold up hold up hold up
hold up hold up hold up hey oh hey somebody roofied us dude hey I can't
even oh no I can't read the text seven so we're over there like right over
here somewhere right oh my god number nine baby we did it get the safety
come on oh god oh god hold up hold up oh good lord why did I lose it like this
go straight in close the door I guess we're gonna have to sleep this off dude
we're gonna have to sleep this off thank God we made it to our room though
Dude, that's wild.
Bro, they serving up spiked coffee in that machine, can you believe it?
Spiked coffee!
That's crazy.
Oh hell no, we got into the spooky hours too.
Frickin' 318 AM?
318? I was sedated.
Oh my god.
Ayo, somebody's in my room, somebody is wild right now.
Yeah, that sounds like a cat purring.
Let's get up.
Holy shoot.
Ayo, that was some bad coffee, man.
Would have made a difference if I drank the cappuccino instead.
Somebody's in here. It's probably that he he he guy mr. giggles over there
Guarantee we're about to see mr. giggles
Oh, A.O. somebody's coming to the door, A.O. somebody's coming to the door.
Who the freak is that, bro?
What the...
Oh!
Did he jump out the window?
Ah!
I didn't know you could die!
What the heck?
I didn't know I could make a wrong move, dude.
What the freak was that?
Oh my god.
I don't save.
Dude, I swear I didn't know you could lose in this game.
That's too funny.
I
Bro jumping at me like Casper, oh
No
They're really gonna make me do this from the beginning. Oh my bro. What the freak come on get to the yapping. How much for a room?
How much 48 good pay the cash
pay the man I
I was trying to find the dude myself. I didn't know like they were gonna force me to
Like answer the knock in the door instead. That's what's weird
That's kind of weird to me. All right room number nine talk about the car pay the man
Dude, that's kind of frustrating
All right, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I gotta go get my stuff first
So we gotta go to the room, right?
Yeah, let's grab an energy drink so we can run faster.
Energy soda, buy it, let's go, $3, 300 rupals.
Yeah, pretty sure we got got.
Hey, let's try the cappuccino this time.
See what happens.
Why do they have those two random things there?
Alright, we know there's a dude over here.
You scared the crap out of me.
Who are you?
He he he.
Please wait outside.
I said go get your stuff.
I'm gone.
Please wait outside.
was it that guy was that the dude in the white that went after me I find it's so
funny that the game makes you walk so much faster when you crab walk you have
to walk to the side
Just dump all our stuff here.
I know we changed shirts, but I'm thinking it's the same guy.
Oh, shoot, did we run out of energy?
And we got to drink another energy drink
Damn that's so funny that the game actually wanted you to
To go open the door that's crazy even though we heard this man in here
What was acting a little sussing?
Yeah, get out of here.
Get out of here.
Here we have to hit the sack.
Last time it sounded like somebody was peeing.
Yeah, you see, they're doing it again.
That's so weird.
Ayo, I didn't see that before!
I didn't see that before!
Dude, there was totally somebody spying on us right there.
Bro, we got a peep in Tom!
Oh, damn!
The feeling of tiredness was overcoming by anxiety.
A hot cup of coffee could help, I thought to myself.
Let's go do it
Let's close the door behind us this time
How do they spike the coffee that would mean the hotel is it on it?
What are they saying?
Hey, we're going with the cappuccino this time
We are staying well
Far away from the espresso. That was just too much
This is way too much.
I thought for a second that the cappuccino was good.
I was like, oh, I don't need to go through that stuff anymore.
Damn, bro.
All right, here we go.
Back at it again.
All right, let's focus up.
You got this.
Just gonna go on a straight line here.
Straight line.
It should be number nine, right?
Oh, easy.
Look at me.
Look at me go.
I'm gonna close this.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Close the door.
Close the door!
Close, close the door!
Almost focused! Close the door!
Okay, we're just gonna go to bed.
I don't think it matters, right?
It's not gonna matter, right?
Please tell me it's not gonna matter.
The door's gonna be closed, right?
I don't wanna waste the time trying to close the door.
I was clicking and it wasn't working.
it's gonna be like what 318 am
i was sedated
dude that'd be so unnerving here in that though
that'd be so unnerving bro
How come the phone's not ringing this time?
It's kind of weird.
Are we gonna get the guy that knocks again?
Yeah, why is it different this time?
George, just leave.
Didn't feel safe going out.
Oh.
Oh, hang on, oh no.
So did we just sleep?
What's going on here?
What's different?
Dude, what's going on?
We know the guy's in the closet, but why is it?
Oh man, it is what it is, right?
Camp in the door.
There we go, triggered it.
We know it can't be as bad as the dude in the closet, so just open the door.
Didn't I specifically tell you not to wake anyone up?
I have complaints.
What are you making all those goofy noises for?
Whatever it is, just keep it down, miss.
Is that- why are your eyes all red?
A coffee machine, bro.
Goofy noises?
Hey, what did this man do to me?
Are you messing with me?
We don't have no coffee machine here.
Bro, it's right over there.
Okay, okay, here, I've had enough
of your crazy goons here
for once I thought we had a sober guess,
but I guess just the crazy one here.
Follow me, lead Joe to the, come on.
Come on, buddy, let's go.
Let me show you.
I remember exactly where it was,
it was right there at the corner.
God damn
Goofy noises. Hey, what did this guy do?
What was bro doing a coffee machine is gone
Where it was Joe
But there is you could walk a little faster. I'm just saying
Well back to the room. I swear God dude. It was right here. I said go back now
Okay, buddy, there should be some medication in your room that should offer you some relief check the table by the TV
Okay
Hell no this happens do this happens to you at a motel
You got a skedaddle skadoodle. You know what?
I'm actually gonna get myself an energy drink. Oh
Yeah, the pills. I remember that that's the door that we opened earlier, right?
Hey, what the heck's over there?
Orange drink.
Let's get this energy soda.
Some caffeine in our system, you know what I mean?
I want to drink those pills.
I know, who would just like take, bro, we just got sedated.
Why on earth would we choose to consume more random stuff in our system that we don't
know what it's gonna do. Hell man. That's the last thing you want. Goofy noises too. I
wonder what the goofy noises were. I'm glad that the bathroom door is open. I guess we
do this. Then we'll do this. I wouldn't take the pills but requires water. Oh do we have
to sink to do this? I'm going outside. I know for a fact, bro's in there, so I'm going outside.
How did they know we have to go to the sink, don't we? God damn it. How did bro know I
was gonna drink some coffee like he risked it all on the coffee machine or I
guess he knew I guess he was unknown also who just has like a random coffee
machine set up I'm just gonna follow with the games telling you to follow right
we got to take the pills we got to do what we got to do last time I navigated
away from the storyline. I immediately died so we'll go along with it. I don't know why
in the right mind that they actually took the pills. Apparently this is what somebody
did. They're just going to back away slowly. Oh my god. That would have been so cool if
they showed like a figure in the freaking mirror. And well we're going to go to bed
like this? Does it want me to look into the closet?
Oh, God, I guess so, right?
You gotta do it. We gotta do it. Whoa, what the freak? We go
pee.
I'm hearing, like, random noises.
Ugh.
I don't want to go in there.
Hey, we safe like this.
Hey, how did you hear that?
Hey, how did you hear that?
Let go of me.
Hey, somebody's there, man.
somebody's in your room.
Huh?
Huh?
Why were you saying hello?
Is it through the vents? What is this?
God.
He's saying hello through the thing?
Oh my God.
Oh, somebody's at the door?
please open the door i need help
we want
i need your help please open the door
bro i can't tell if they're in on it though
haha dude what if they're in on it
now i'm gonna be like
double teamed over here
at both these people
open the door
oh god
oh god this is so bad
this is so bad
I thought bro was in the closet though.
I normally wouldn't open the door but I'm feeling like why are they...
Last time I went to go to the door, I went to look in the closet and guess what happened?
I lose.
Now I open the door and guess what happens?
I lose.
Please please have the game saved at a decent area
What is this? No way
Goddamn
Hey, maybe the hotel guys in on it
Yeah, let's try to do this fast we'll try to do this fast
Speedrun
We'll drink the energy drink so we can move faster.
I'm trying man.
I'm going to try and go as fast as I can.
That's ridiculous.
I feel like there's somebody in the closet too, no?
Or why would he leave?
Why would he leave from the closet?
Oh, he's sprinting now.
Look at this go wrong door
Yeah
Let's go let's go let's go let's go get her stuff
Let's go get her stuff
Kind of got to make like five trips
He was there and then left later.
Why would he leave though?
Oh, when I went to go show the coffee machine?
I guess he would take the opportunity to leave.
In case I was going to say like, hey, can you check out my room or something, right?
Dude, that is absolutely wild.
I would never open a door for somebody at a motel.
If you had to stay at a cheap motel for whatever reason let's say it was just like the only place in the middle of nowhere at night
It's kind of like you got to take your
You have to take your chances and just
Not do anything
Stay there with like a deadbolt lock to
I'm sure this whole establishment isn't on it. They put the coffee machine there then they took it out
Now, that's pretty good though.
If they could have a full blown coffee machine
and just make it look like it was part of the place,
I could see that working.
And it would be obvious too.
They would know the person going back to the room
with the coffee, who they sedated, and all that stuff.
It would be easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Okay, so we're gonna get some sleep, right?
Or no, we're gonna see this.
Somebody's gonna look at us over here.
I kinda wanna see him go to the window this time.
Oh my God.
You crazy.
I think it's from the vents that we're hearing somebody pee.
Hey, what was that noise?
Oh
It's got to be the room next to me it's got to be room number 10
Hey, oh, I just solved the mystery. It's got to be room number 10, bro
This is when we go get the coffee, right
Just buy it they're both gonna drive me at the end of the day dude. This is like a
Like a, easily 10-20k machine right here.
And bro's using it to like, sedate people.
Unless he stole it from like, a motel.
It was like legitimately at a motel and he just put it in the back of his trunk.
Put some sedatives.
Coffee mixer.
I mean you do only have two options.
Okay, we gotta do this right.
We gotta do this right.
We back up a little bit.
We go this way and we move straight.
Gotta go straight ahead.
I think this is gonna be...
Is that a guy right there?
Man, I thought I saw a guy right there.
Well, that's room number eight.
Okay, last time we got a call, and I couldn't close the door, maybe I wasn't close enough?
Maybe I wasn't close enough.
Ah, I wasn't.
Okay.
I just want to see if they'll actually call me now.
So then that would mean three hours goes by three hours of goofy noises apparently because
that's what the neighbors were saying that they were hearing some goofy noises for three
hours.
Dude.
Hell no.
What was bro doing?
I gotta find out.
We're so close too.
We're so close.
No phone ringing again.
That's crazy.
We're going to get a knock on the door?
When do we get the knock on the door?
Are they going to help?
Somebody's in there.
Is Brogdon a knock?
Oh my God, bro.
Is Bro gonna knock?
Oh my god, bro.
Let's hide under the covers quickly!
Hide under the covers!
What was that noise?
Oh, there we go.
Open the door.
I heard goofy noises.
Okay, let's go, bro.
Follow me, Joe.
Follow me.
I'm gonna walk so slow.
I keep feeling I was gonna die every time I go past the closet, walking around it.
Joe, I can explain.
It was right here.
Oh, man.
There should be some pills, dude.
I still can't believe that.
Apparently, this happened to somebody, right, and you're telling me that they took the
pills, drank it, dude.
Utterly, wild.
Now the closet door is open, okay.
That kind of makes sense.
We'll drink our pills, we'll do our thing.
So we know he's not in there, so we can open the closet, right?
Maybe we're more than supposed to take pills.
Helicopter, helicopter!
What the heck was that?
Hey, was that a photo?
Oh, hell no.
Bruh, that is the creepiest thing.
Who is it?
Please open the door.
I need help.
What do you want?
I need your help, please.
Let's open the door.
Do nothing.
Are we going to kick it down or what?
I want to see the tea.
I know you're in there.
God damn it.
I can't call for help.
Let me see if I can do any of that.
Let's drink some more water, or we're like washing our face or something, I don't know.
We're passing the time while this bro is casually banging on my door, which I hope people will
complain about.
Should I go hide in the bathroom?
I don't want to click on the door and, like, it's just going to open it.
Alright, I feel like I've
let enough time pass. We got to open the door, let's see.
Thank God.
Please leave, buddy.
I just need to talk to you. I swear, I'm not a cop.
Uh, please go away or I'm going to call the cops.
Pretty late.
HELL!
Should we hide in the closet?
Should we hide in the closet?
Excuse me!
Excuse me?
Oh my god, please have it saved somewhere closer.
I guess we need to hide in the closet.
Bro, that is- it's like an obvi- it's the same place as the bathroom.
Oh, bro! This is so annoying.
Dude, this is so annoying now. I want to see what happens and I can't do that because it's a
freaking game. Apparently it's telling me I'm making all the wrong decisions over here.
I thought with the bathroom door it's just more secure. It's another door at the very least,
right? I think it's gonna be one of two things. Either I need it to get to the phone
Somehow, I either need to get to the phone or go into the closet.
It's going to be one of those two things, right?
Bro has extra vision.
Yeah, literally.
He knew instantly to go there, dude.
Instantly.
This guy, dude.
This guy, creepy.
Mr. Giggles.
I hate that I have to make like three trips to get all my stuff.
Three trips, bro.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
The fastest way to run is to crab walk over there.
Can I just have like this stuff in here and it's fine?
Oh my god it is!
Dude thank god.
Like I really don't think it matters that's why.
It's okay.
I'll live with my dog for my cap.
I'll live bro.
I had to get my stuff in the room before I could sleep.
No!
Oh my Jesus!
It really made me do it.
at least I was able to talk to this dude first this time.
You think it's gonna be the closet?
I feel like it's risky.
I feel like I'll have enough time to try the phone
if the phone doesn't work,
and then go to the closet.
I'm gonna do that.
One more trip. Come on, come on, come on.
Luckily I'm able to do that coffee thing really fast.
You know what, I never realized where that one sketchy dude went.
Where Mr. Giggles went.
I should have paid attention to that.
Maybe he went into the room next to me.
We go to bed.
Okay, we're going to hear somebody peeing.
And then we got to look to the left.
Bruh.
Hey, who's that?
Wait
We've never seen that before that's kind of cool actually
So it is this guy it's freaking room number four then oh
That makes so much sense and like the coffee machine is right there
And he can just like bring it inside of the room the moment. He's done with it
Hide the evidence
God damn
Bum bum!
Sedation time!
Oh my god!
I think my room's over here.
And because it doesn't matter if I close the door or not, we're just gonna go straight
What's the badest speedrun this?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, 3.18am.
I have to know what happens.
we're so close to the end of the story.
If I was doing everything right,
it's supposed to only take 40 minutes.
So I'm supposed to wait for a knock.
I think for some reason I'm supposed
to actually go in here.
Whatever I do, I don't go into the closet.
I've never rinsed my face before.
Well, he was in there.
I wonder if he's going to attack me while I do this.
I guess we just got to wait.
Just hide in the closet next time.
Okay, okay.
It would make sense that the game is setting up for that because you could like see through
the blinds, right?
And even if I call somebody, it's kind of like, he would still attack me, I guess.
I'm trying to prompt the knock on the door.
He's coming! Bro, walk so slow.
Dude.
I'll show you where it is, Joe, so that you can not believe me.
It was this way.
I lost my light. Oh god, damn. Dude, this light only lasts like two hours max. Not even.
Wait, is it really done already? God damn. Bro, this thing needs like way better batteries.
Yeah, it's totally done.
Sheesh.
Go back to the rooms.
What a gun.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna go get the pills that you're talking about.
Yeah, I guess some water.
I am going to leave the closet open so that it's easier for me to just run in there.
Instead of having it closed, do that.
I think we're going to bed.
Right?
Somebody's supposed to be over here and take a photo from what I remember
There it is who did it
Ain't no way that was English ain't no way
Come on.
Come on.
Do nothing.
Okay.
Should we...
I know you're in there.
Let's do this so that we can fool them to think you're in there.
Let's do this so that we could fool him to thinking that we're in the bathroom
Please leave please go away
What if I just do nothing ah
One of the closet I'm listening to you guys. I'm going in the closet
Or maybe under the bed
I
Oh my god
It's kind of goofy.
Damn!
So the clerk came to the rescue.
To this day I find it really weird that the manager inferred not to get police involved
as it would have affected Motel's reputation and let go of the situation.
I believe town could have been home to a cult or a drug ring or possibly something even
worse.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Tommy arrived with the car after what felt like a year.
I never went on long road trips again.
I would always take airplanes. Dude.
Dude.
That is a cult 1000%.
I love how that was the end though.
So bro saw that somebody kicked the door down,
knocked him out and then said, we don't need to get police involved.
Wait, let's get this going on. Let's just keep this going on.
We don't need to get the police ball, man.
Geez.
That was kinda spooky, though.
Hearing that, like, light knock at the door.
And then moving up to it, and then somebody just being like,
I don't know.
It's so weird.
We're about to spill some frikatee at the Carson House.
So curious to know...
What this story is gonna be about.
So without further ado...
Let's get into it. Hi guys doing by the way, hopefully all good vibes all
Good vibes on a what is it today Friday?
My name is Noah, I'm a 28 year old male from the Midwest. I
Have no idea why they're probably better to get my mouse curse out of there, right?
No idea why I'm sending this but I hope my story can be a lesson
This happened to me when I was 18, but I remember this incident like it was yesterday as trauma
dictated a major part of my life.
Okay, for a little background, my dad was a realtor and almost always became friends
with his clients.
One day he came home and pitched me a small job offer for the weekend.
One of his old clients was going away for a few days and needed somebody he could
trust to watch over his house. The man worked as a COO at a local media company.
Dad told me the man would pay me a hundred dollars just to watch the house and do some
basic chores. That is a good deal. God damn. I accepted the offer as I had nothing interesting
going for the weekend. Besides, I thought I could use the time to get my school
work done. Plus, I wasn't picky where my pocket money came from. My dad drove me to the house.
Made fair enough. Why would you be picky about that? Watching a freaking house for one night?
That's a pretty good deal, man. For a hundred dollars? That's a pretty good deal.
All right, let's get started on my coffee. I can't tell if I'm coffee.
Sure, we'll stay up and come back, stay up and come back, why not?
Ah, so, hey, we gotta avoid the baskets already, we're doing our laundry, we're doing some
of that laundry, yo, this laundry mat kind of reminds me exactly of, that was that
I mean, everywhere, everything, all at once, in that movie.
It's exactly like that.
Ooh, can I play?
Can I play?
Please.
Oh, man, you just gonna tease me like that?
You really just gonna tease me like that?
What do we need to do? We gotta get some change or something?
No?
No?
Reveal to me my task, please.
Hey, we're hungry.
Hey-oh!
Empty vending machine!
It's a wild sight.
Hey, we're hungry.
Hey-oh!
Empty vending machine!
Hey-oh!
Empty vending machine!
It's a wild sight.
What?
What do I do, man?
Am I doing my lawn or am I doing somebody else's- hey, we're just leaving.
Hey, we're just running out of here, then.
Oh.
Hey, that's creepy.
That's like some back room stuff right there.
Dude.
That's literally like some back room stuff.
That's a long hallway, man.
What's happening?
Sprint?
Hey, my man's having a fever dream right now.
This dude's having a fever dream.
I have to know, why did the devs make it so that when you crapwad?
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Bleach.
What?
you put it where that pull up where's the bleach any bleach I don't know what
I'm sure it's talking about me.
I SAID I NEED BLANCH!
Time's over. We're here. We're here. You said you could do this. Wake up now. Wake up, Noah. No, wake up!
Damn. I wasn't lying.
What's happened to fever treatment?
I still think you can do this Noah.
How long did I doze off for?
Doesn't matter. Can you do this now?
I've got this. What I call it said the key should be under the fake rock.
Got it. He says it's in the backyard.
like I said keep the doors locked and don't open the door for anyone hurt you
the first time dad okay now get your bunions to work hope you know I'm only
in it for the snags
okay
Okay.
Especially if I'm not going to be scooching in, god damn it.
This is good distance.
This feels like I'm like a micrometer off for being comfortable.
And I could never be satisfied
There's a nice neighborhood
Is it now?
Is it a nice neighborhood?
Hey, it's like one of them creepy ones from the Varian
It's one of them the Varian neighborhoods, man
I had to get the key from the backyard. Let's go
Where do we go this way?
I don't know what's gonna be spooky about this.
Fake rock from...
Backyard.
Oh, that's a dog, bro.
I was like, what is that?
The graphics in the rendering time.
What in the...
What the heck is that?
Hey, I don't see no fake rock.
Is my man lying?
Do I even have a cell phone on me?
You all see a rock? I didn't see it. Why would it need to put it under the mat?
Fake rock was by the old dockhouse. The old dockhouse.
this one this one this one ah fake rocky let's go
there's a good boy there's a good boy
we in ready to talk about we're in did not disturb for any reason oh dude why
I think it was like some mutant down here. I thought it was gonna lead us to like some basement
Some dude in the back
Wasn't the case sadly
We'll leave that door open. Oh shoot that's a
I really had to pee, so we have to find the bathroom.
I love it, our first quest is going to be the P quest.
What's that noise?
What is that?
How's your allergies? Not good.
Definitely a lot better though.
Oh
That's the gardener, bro, okay. Oh, I don't think you guys can hear it
It was like right outside. I was like, huh?
Rally was too lazy to model the garage
I guess we're gonna have to go pee upstairs that I
Realize the house is way bigger than ours
That's pretty big house. It's a creepy-looking bed though
There's a creepy-looking room in general
Turn on the light
No
We found the toilets
Let's go.
Gotta be done, bro. Gotta be done. Can we clean up our mess right now?
We can't? Oh, shoot. I didn't do it then. Yeah, I didn't do it. Don't fright me like that.
What happened we got a cat
Thanks for taking up the old job kid really appreciate you doing this sorry I had to leave early
Mr. Carson
My bad, it's Roy got this contract from Walter
Work is really getting the best of me here. Oh, no problem. Carson. My pleasure really ha ha
Hey, why did it just switch from the green text to the blue text?
It's kind of awkward.
And who's this?
Roy Carson!
I wouldn't have asked for anyone if it wasn't for Zeke Zeke.
Boy's been a little sick lately.
I'll take care of him in the house now that I'm here.
here you have nothing to worry about Mr. Carson. Are we talking about the dog?
That's a little weird. I'm talking about the dog, right?
Why would you leave me in a babysit? Mr. Carson's bedroom had this weird
smell of wet clothes.
I don't like the music, man.
Hell no!
Somebody's in here!
Oh!
Oh!
You stay put!
You stay in there!
Hell no!
Uh, speaking of him, I wanted to remind you, it's his dinner time.
If you can get him his dog food from the basement.
Let's go do that.
Let's follow the script, because every time I deviate away from the script, I die and
I have to do this thing all over again.
I mean about that life.
The basement was a little too dark.
Yeah, you're telling me.
I can't see nothing.
But we gotta get this dog food, right?
I apologize for those lights in the basement. You can grab the flashlight in the storage room upstairs
Bro, you could have mentioned that earlier
I gotta go. I will close in the store by the way. I don't want anybody following me
They gotta go all the way upstairs
Grab what we need
Just to head back downstairs
Where the heck is the stairs again?
Hey, I'm lost
I'm lost
Am I just going around in a circle here?
There we go
In the storage room
Oh
Is it a storage room?
I can't see anything.
This has got to be the storage room, right?
Y'all see a flashlight?
I don't see nothing.
What the heck is that?
How do we turn on the light in here?
Ugh.
It's time! We stood up straight, boys!
You don't see anything either, right?
Maybe it's somewhere on the floor?
I feel like I... I feel like I checked that.
Look.
Nothing.
Found it.
Man, this house is so confusing.
So we gotta get the dog food and basements and homes is the dog food.
Bubba?
We found it!
How do we use it?
Where do we use it?
Is it this?
Is it the wet food?
Oh!
Bro, want some wet food?
Ba-ba!
Let's use it.
There's the other bathroom!
Oh dude, that's so good to know.
Okay, where's...
Where's the backyard?
Over here?
What's with that freaking music?
Where's the backyard?
Over here
It's what that freaky music playing that freaky music
Had to open the can you're kidding me
What?
Now where the consistent in this video game? The consistency is immaculate
I'm guessing that
Hold to use that's what I'm trying to do I was not working up nice doggy
I got your food right here I got your food right here
You can have the can too, it's on me, they took a boy, they took a boy.
I didn't throw it at him.
Uh oh, Roy's texting me.
What does he want?
Hey, get her from Walter, your computer whiz, huh?
I have a favor to ask.
My computer has been acting weirdly lately, and my whole security system is tied to him.
Oh yeah, you got a whole security system set up here.
A lot of expensive equipment laying around don't want anything happening to it.
Yeah, I understand.
I'll just take a look at your computer.
Where's the computer at?
probably in his room same thing
but then dude his room is freaky though
bro's got that freaky room that's password I'm assuming
What does that say? Ayle Carson? 5387?
Hold on let me check the this ah thank god. We don't have to go in his room just just yet
How do we use this?
Bruh!
It's not gonna be this computer. Oh my god!
I didn't want to have to do it. I didn't want to have to use
The computer in his room.
It's spooky in there, mate.
I don't think it's in here.
Nah, it's definitely that green-screen room.
It's definitely that room because...
That's the expensive equipment that's all over the place.
That he's referring to, like all this stuff.
It's weird though, how come...
What was that noise?
What was that? Goddamn door!
So how do we...
How do we access the computer crouch sit
Dogs out there
It's not working
Hmm.
Why isn't it working?
L-Cars at 53A7.
There's literally no other computers.
You haven't checked the other room in his room?
There's no way it's in that room.
There's no way it's going to be in that room, I swear.
Nice.
Check it, it won't hurt.
You know what?
It is going to hurt if somebody's in there and will literally kill me.
How about that?
You know what?
I haven't checked any of these rooms though.
They like that door lock.
Oh, this is the office.
Okay, okay.
Well Carson, something something, right?
53A7.
Was it lowercase?
Capital.
One capital letter.
About 3 A7, right?
Welcome!
Okay.
System has encountered a critical error.
That's not good.
trial for a limited time period? What? Your children catch colds, your computer
catches viruses, get both protection. Hey, that sounds, that sounds sketchy, man. Ain't
no way this kid fell for that. I'm sure he did. I'm just gonna follow the script.
I never would do this, but I'm sure this kid fell for it, that's why.
Did I just win a free iPhone? Oh my god!
That's like one of those moments, one of those computer moments.
It's a virus, 96, okay. We are now fully
protected. Download now. Download the virus on the computer. Let's go.
I love how Carson, Carson
entrusted us, hold on.
Carson entrusted us with this computer.
Two threats found.
Security threat.
Trojan.
Risk high.
the goddamn threats. Remove the goddamn threats. You love viruses? To each
their own. Everybody's got a kink. You're protected. Let's go. That's what I'm
talking about. Now we can access everything, right? Hey. Hey, I worked out
at the end of the day. It wasn't a virus.
What is where I want can I look at it now well I'm just gonna look through the
cameras then oh we have night mode that's kind of cool actually see better
in night mode. Evelyn Cooper. Evelyn! I'll see you in the game! I'll see you in the game!
I'm gonna put my chair back a little bit. Get a little bit more relaxed now that we
are not encountering any spookies. Also, how did my camera manage to like continuously
go this way.
Anything spooky?
The dog's still eating!
Jesus Christ.
We got a slow eater over here.
looks good though. Yeah. I'd say all looks pretty good. What's in their cycling bin?
Huh? Sway to what? Restore. Guide. Oh, I thought that was an S. Test it. File type unknown.
What is this?
Guide to being a better person.
Talk and talk.
Directed by Alec Carson.
Oh, sheesh!
That's what he was filming down below.
Feel free to take a break whenever you need it.
Step one.
Don't be rude.
Nobody likes rude person.
Nobody likes a rude person.
Hey, what's happening?
Sorry, it appears that something is wrong with broadcasts.
In the meantime, enjoy some happy images?
That is suspect.
That dog too happy.
Step to remain calm in any conversation.
conversation.
Oh, buddy!
Bro downloaded like one of them dark web files.
The secret to being calm is not to let your income make you a better person.
Ayo, my man, download a dark web file, try to delete it, and that's how we got the virus, most likely.
Okay. Okay.
What's egg?
Program can't start because it's missing from your computer. Try installing the program to fix the...
MC something? What is that?
This? Which country is this flag? That's Israel, right?
Let's go! Got one of them like capture checks right here. Capture checkpoints. What country is this flag?
I have no idea. You guys know? I know the Israel one for some reason.
Is it Gambia? Lesotho? Belize? Belize? That's the only place I know out of all these.
Say Belize. Oh! Okay, that's Finland. Or no, no, no, no, no, that's Norway, right?
It's either Norway or Finland. It's one of those two
Yeah, I love how you said it's not a real one
It's Norway
Hey, you can't get this wrong
It's banable if you get it wrong, right? Oh, thank God. Thank God. I don't want to bang you. Thank God
What country is this flag?
This flies country the Brazil this is flag
Why don't I want to say Zimbabwe or Zambia?
It's not Venezuela.
It's going to be Central African Zambia or Zimbabwe.
You think Zambia?
Hey!
You got it right!
Damn.
Are you from Zambia?
Oh, what country is this from? I know it's not Dominica, Georgia, Central African...
Togo?
Maybe Togo?
Oh!
Philippines!
Or Gambia.
It's Philippines or Gambia.
That's... that's eerily like the Philippines flag, right?
You guys should know.
Imagine Ireland, there ain't no way, in a way that's an Ireland flag.
What is Ireland like, green, green white orange, something like that?
I'm really supposed to know, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
I just know it's like, I want to say my gut is telling me Philippines, but I'm oddly
Attracted to Gumbi at the answer as well
Feel like it might be them I'll go up
That Swiss
Although I thought the fly was bigger
How could it be just a square that's gotta be switching them though, right? Oh
Country is this slide
That's North Korea.
No, no it's not.
Is it? It's North Korea, right?
Hey, how does violent killing know, though?
How do you know violent killing? How do you know that one?
Do you have a pure curiosity? How do you know that one?
Alright, that's Samoa.
Samoa that's gotta be Samoa whoa oh man the Bahamas so close basically the same
thing no what else we got
what does it look like the Western Sahara what oh my god oh no we're flunking
We're flunking now. What the heck? Okay, we know that's not Japan. I might be guitar
I'm gonna say guitar. No, that doesn't look like a guitar flag. What the heck is Angelo?
You know which one this one is? I gotta start listening to you guys now
You do think it's guitar?
My gut is telling me it's guitar
Not Angelo for sure, okay
So it's 50-50 at this point. It's not Dominica. That doesn't look like a Dominica fly for some reason.
Oh my somebody said not Angelo for sure
Sniper over here with the frickin
Promised me pinky promise essentially that it wasn't gonna be that what country is this fly
We already did beliefs didn't we Sri Lanka oh my that means we got beliefs wrong in the other time
Okay, that's kind of looking like United Kingdom.
It's looking a little like United Kingdom. I've never heard of Swaziland.
Swaziland? Guyana?
Bro, how am I supposed to know any of these? That's Kenya right there. No, that's Sri Lanka or the Fiji.
None of the above.
That's...
Huh?
Isn't that France?
Eyo, isn't that the French line?
I know it's not Italy.
I know it's not Ireland.
I know it's not Serbia.
It's gotta be Yugoslavia.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go. Nigeria. Hey, let's go. Monaco. Let's go. That's kind of like, like, Venezia.
Ow, god damn it. Bonsia. Is that Denmark? Or is that Syria?
oh
Romania I don't know this one I knew the other ones I don't know this one what
is there a mania though all right when does this game end by the way are we
doing like literally all the flags Jesus Christ Cambodia now maybe we know it's
That's not Syria. Luxembourg.
Ah, that's Luxembourg.
Columbia. No!
Latvia. Let's go.
We already did that one.
That ain't Taiwan.
Burkina Faso.
Malaysia. Let's go.
Christmas tree. Croatia. India? Serbia? I thought we already did Saria. Cambodia. Vatican City.
I forgot that's country. That's Iceland, right? Or is it Paraguay? Ooh, I always get confused
between these two. Fireway or Iceland? Last one. Last one. And then we gotta go. As fun
as it is to learn all about the flags, we gotta go up to this. Fireway? Go with Papua.
What the heck is that?
Oh my God!
That's not...
Damn, I deserve to lose.
Deserve to lose!
What the heck?
Alright, anyways, let's see what Carson wants.
Bro text to me a couple times.
What's this guy want?
Tell me that...
It's done.
It was just some Trojan.
I'd recommend you only download software from trusted websites.
Tell that to my kid, but thanks.
I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back.
sounds good to me so I guess we're good done with our mission and what's on this
laptop though what does that say bites bites tiger attacking police
was that it
Cuele, Cuele.
Doki.
Wait, that's a different dog.
Yeah, why is it just like a sussy bottle of lotion on here?
Out of nowhere.
Sussy.
What the lotion doing?
That's a lot of beds.
How are you still eating?
That was enough for Seeky.
Yeah, I agree.
Bro.
Lil' Bro has enough, man.
I gotta bring it back inside.
Zeke, you're gonna eat too much, boy.
You're gonna eat too much.
I don't know what we're drinking.
What we drinking?
Okay, so what now?
I mean, that was fun.
Apart from that weird dark web file that we encountered, besides that, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Do we go back in the basement?
Need anything else, buddy?
Do I have to go pee again?
I was done with it. I love the the dictation on that I was done with it
Dude where the frickin stair oh it's over here dude every single time I watched TV or something
That's just weird.
What the heck?
Eyo!
How did you know what I'm watching?
So first, we are going to gently pour the cappuccino on a stove.
Let's get to this, this is cool.
I think, yeah.
That's what she was saying, it's on.
It's, yeah.
Oh, it's like, oh, shoot.
Somebody hacked our phone.
Okay, now, while it's cooking, we can work on an appetizer.
Jeffery really just beat Jeffery some class.
Let's type you see it on Cartoon Network at like 12 am.
I
Right Carson
There's some cash on them my nightstand
All right, what do we got to do also? I think we should get some groceries before I get too dark outside
We got to make a freaking oh my god
Especially with ranch
strawberry jelly
Choco spread for Alec milk and eggs get garden peas get honey rice uncle Tony's only
Catch up. Don't forget milk and eggs
Okey-dokey the hand merchant
I'll take
All right
Fortunately as much I would love to see well my man could do with his hands
We got to go. We got to go.
We're missing the best part, Evelyn said.
That's shame. Where's the front door gate? This one?
Wait, what car do we use? This car?
It was too lazy to mod of the garage.
You're kidding me.
We gotta walk there?
I mean, I don't mind, but also like...
Damn.
Not even like a bicycle that we could take?
It's dark out, bro.
Hey, what was that?
So are we walking there?
Oh my god. Hold on, maybe not, maybe not. Let me see.
Maybe we go from here?
Oh my god.
Yeah, okay. I guess we do it. Bro, we walk it. Let's go.
Uh, which...
What the heck is that?
Yeah, I don't trust that car.
Man, what's with that freaky music, man?
That music is way too freaky.
I couldn't just leave like that.
What do you mean?
I'm supposed to go to the store.
Which car do I use?
This one.
Man, this is one of the neighborhoods that you stumble upon
upon while you're trick-treating the next thing you know you're just in this
like warped neighborhood they all got pumpkin heads when they open the door
which way is the grocery store
Brother! How am I supposed to get to the grocery store there?
Just get some groceries before it gets dark. That's what he said.
How do I do that?
Oh, we got to get the cash on the table, right?
Bro City left some cash on the table.
That makes sense.
That would be like the first thing that we got to get.
I don't see it though, I see a knife, they're all there.
Anybody see some cash?
Hey that's a good pasta.
Where's the f***ing money?
Where's the f***ing money at man?
Bro, what the heck?
What am I missing here?
Don't forget the milk and the eggs.
We got a grocery list.
How do we uh...
Also, I think you should get the groceries before it gets too dark outside.
There's some cash in my nightstand.
Oh, hell no.
He wants us to go in his room and grab the cash.
Okay, there's definitely going to be something waiting for us when we go into that room.
Oh, a thousand percent something is waiting for us up there when we go into that room, dude.
That's what it is.
Let's just tear off the band-aid and do it, right?
Let's do it.
Cash.
As long as we follow the script, we're not supposed to die.
For your trouble, guess something for yourself as well.
It's on the house.
Thank you.
So now do we go?
Are we actually walking there?
Bro.
Maybe a bicycle man at the very least. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. You take Alex bike. It's outside
It's outside the garage
That's what I'm talking about. Let's go
I was hoping I was praying
Yeah, that's the same truck that keeps passing this street. I
Think he's uh, what's the term scoping?
Let's do it.
Which way is it?
I think bro, scope in the house.
He's scoping the place.
Yeah, that's what they say, no?
It's like scoping or something like that.
Recon?
They're reconning.
That's what I meant to say.
9.22 PM.
Recon, the reconning! That's what I meant to say.
9.22 p.m.
Yeah, this is like one of them weird streets.
Did the grocery store?
Nobody better steal my bike!
Oh my goodness!
Yourself.
Oh.
I don't think we're old enough though.
Chococops!
We need a choco spread.
Whoa.
Why am I staring at its chest?
And speak of the devil.
Turner and Andy?
Bro, your girl was here.
She just left.
My girl?
What was her name, girl or something?
Dude, I sit there not dating anymore.
Oh yeah, you up to that,
I didn't shit so quick I didn't realize.
Don't listen to him,
but the dude she bought tons and tons of cans.
I think she's throwing like a party or something,
you know, anything about it.
Bro, she looks way older without the makeup.
Milk energy, bro.
Ewww, I think she's more of like a goff.
Goff milk energy bro!
Wait, are they talking about Evelyn?
Ohhhh, damn!
Wait!
Uhhh, are you guys done?
Anyways dude, what are you up to tonight?
How's sitting for this guy Carson tonight?
You mean, at Alex?
He goes to school with my sister.
Her kid's a real weirdo, especially since his parents split up.
Whatever fills my pockets I'm in for.
Alright, dude, see you at school on Monday then.
See you around, Andy! See you around!
Back in high school, Turner was the class clown.
He was also very popular for his douchebag pranks he'd pull on the other kids.
Back in high school.
Wait, they're not in high school anymore?
Bro, looks like he's 12.
Alright, where's this, what is this grusher list at, man?
We need ranch!
Strawberry jelly. Is that what this is?
Do we need like a basket or something?
Strawberry jelly!
Is that chocolate spread?
That's got to be chocolate spread, right?
Excuse you!
Hey, son, do you work here?
Uh, no?
Ha!
Okay, son!
My son likes mustard.
I came here looking for it, but I can't find it for the life of me.
Do you know where it is?
Um, let me get it for you.
Oh, how nice of you!
I'll be right over here.
It's like right here, right? What is that? Is that mustard?
Damn, I put it in the basket though. Where'd she go? Lady!
Where the frick this lady go? There she is.
I got... I got the mustard right here.
Wait, is that mustard in your bag?
Could you give me one too?
Take it. Take it!
Oh my god, bro. Just take the- take the goddamn mustard!
Never.
Never helping her again.
Ah, we got the choco spread.
What else?
What else is on the list?
Uh, strawberry jelly. We need milk and eggs.
Do not forget the milk and eggs.
The emphasis on that.
And we can get whatever we want
So milk
We got milk
MOUCH wait. I don't know if I want mouth
Tostae shi-yeah
Hey, we don't want no mouth gotta get fresh milk. I
Got the feeling it's not gonna count if we don't get fresh milk
Where the eggs at
Bubba!
Eggs are supposed to be in the fridge.
Hey, we got some eggs.
Let's go.
What else?
Garden peas, honey?
Garden peas, honey, ranch, ketchup.
Oh, is this it?
Spaghetti!
Wait.
Uncle Tony's.
I mean, Uncle Tony's, uh...
Rice.
Did I drop the eggs?
Or am I good?
Did my eggs drop?
Hey.
Hey.
Alright, where's Uncle Tony's rice?
Are these school games blocking it?
I'm fucking it.
Whoa, got some instant noodles.
Ricy spicy.
Is that Uncle Tony?
Rocket barely see.
It's really hard to make out the pixels.
I mean, they don't have, they don't have Uncle Tony's rice, so...
We gotta settle.
Oh, there they are!
Bruh!
Done.
Not done.
We got the, we got the jelly, we got the spread, we got the milk and eggs.
Honey, garden peas, ketchup.
We'll catch a bat.
Does that catch up?
What is that?
Nah, that's like some detergent.
catch up I think oh shoot put in the basket uh honey honey's got to be over
here
nut. Is that honey? Bro, how is anyone supposed to make out what that is? God damn it. Honey!
Oh thank god. Okay, and then the peas. We got the rice, we got the ketchup, chocolate
Spread. Oh, we don't have ranch!
That's ranch, right? That's gotta be ranch.
Or is that ranch? Oh shoot. Oh shoot. Real? Real what?
I can't see. We're taking it. Just to be on the safe side. We're gonna take it.
Like real ranch? Real male?
All right, what else do we need the the peace
Peace and we're gone. Is that peace? What is that? That looks like peace to me
right
Garden peace
Are you sure this garden piece? Let's go. Let's just try it out. Let's check out see what happens
Looks heavy kid should I bill you know that for yeah, you
No, hold on. What was I missing?
Mr. Carson, do you have enough money for me to buy extra stuff?
You're kidding!
We gotta get rid of, um...
Shoot.
Gotta get rid of that, I think.
Right?
That's it!
Should I believe this for you? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
I thought Bro said to buy something extra for myself.
buy some the next one for myself thanks for shopping at nooks you have a good
just like that bro just like that hey nobody stole my bike thank God let's do
it let's do it I thought they were gonna spill some tea on the Carson family or
some. Oh, what the f- Let's go! God damn! I don't want to sneak around a little bit.
little exploration
and what
for how i can't i
i can't run a bike
What did I say, hickory?
Ah, we're out of here.
Okay.
Oh, I can't.
Come on, man.
It shouldn't be this hard.
Let's go.
Back to our sketchy, dystopian neighborhood.
What the? I had to pee again and I was starting to feel a little hungry at the time.
We passed the house
You gotta be kidding me
Where's our house at
We're leaving the bike here
I don't want to make sure nobody's looking through the windows or something, because I'm
weird.
Hey, I didn't turn the TV off, by the way.
That wasn't me.
I wonder what the dog is doing.
I kept groceries in the kitchen, yeah
Thought I'd get to school work. Thought I'd get some schoolwork done now. What like this stuff?
Where's my schoolwork at?
Please don't say it's in his room
Oh my god, where's school work at man?
I feel like it would have to be in the kitchen.
It has to be this.
Oh my god.
Unless I left my bag somewhere.
You guys know what I'm supposed to do.
I'm gonna need like a spear ball right now.
Spear ball from Goku.
Where the heck is this kid living his homework at?
Bathroom.
Oh, did they say FTP?
Oh, Jesus.
It wasn't me!
I did nothing, okay?
Proofs?
Or it didn't happen?
Alright?
Proofs?
Or it didn't happen?
Okay?
That's how things work in America.
You have to like sit down somewhere, go to the basement, put this in the fridge, I don't
know.
Like I said, I had to get to my schoolwork from Monday.
I mean, I'm trying.
Where the heck is your schoolwork at, bro?
You leaving in one of the rooms?
It's got to be in one of the rooms, right?
Oh, maybe the guest bedroom.
Oh, hell.
Man, I keep seeing this girl everywhere.
And it's creepy.
I can't see a goddamn thing.
Wait, where are those sheets on the bed?
Someone cooked in there?
Wait, really?
Hey, if you spot this kid's homework, please let me know.
Please.
Is somebody cooked in here?
No, the pasta's still there.
I think this plate was here already.
Oh, it's the homework.
Where's your homework at, man?
Oh, but the oven is on.
It's kind of weird.
Where's this kid's homework, dude?
I love how like the game expects me to just know.
Where's this kid so much supposed to be, man?
Jesus Christ.
Let me see.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
You're kidding it's on the computer. Oh my Lantus. Oh my Lantus. Okay, let's go. But
I love how it's like they just expected me to know that. As far as we know where this
kids freaking homework would be. But let's go do it! You know what? You know what? I think
I think I'm gonna bring the flashlight with me. Because you never know when you
gotta go into a creepy room and you can't see a goddamn thing. It would be
nice to have a flashlight in you. But yeah, his homework is gonna be on this
This guy's office.
Hey, that's the room.
Where's the office at?
It's the laundry.
Uh-huh.
Oh, all those books are here too.
Okay.
Whoa, we got a lot of text.
Andy.
Is that the kid at the grocery store?
Dude, you said you're at Carson's, right?
You need to see this.
Search up Roy Carson divorce on the internet.
Right now.
Uh...
Okay?
Hey, what's going on over here? Internet browser. Roy Carson Divorce?
What do we got? Roy Carson, co-founder of BN Media claims to be receiving death threats from the angry fans of his ex-wife.
Why?
Hunter News. It's not unusual for audience to be nosy about some of the celebrities.
Personal matters, but sometimes it's just too overbearing.
We see something similar with the case of Roy Carson, the COO and co-founder of BN Media.
After his very public break up and divorce with his wife, former actress Alyssa Brown Carson
has allegedly been receiving death threats from the fans of Alyssa Brown
for the rumored infidelity that underwent within the said relationship.
Okay, so I say where Carson has had people knocking on his door to confront him.
Oh, no, we got somebody at the door.
Very vocal about the situation yet.
But Hunter News is actively trying to reach out to her.
So you, oh my God, bro, what's up with the camera?
Someone was at the door.
Where?
Who this we go answer it, I think we have to go answer it, right?
So what it's just a bunch of angry people.
Can I just go tell him like, hey, you got the wrong person?
He ain't here, I'm now sitting.
Coming!
Who is it?
Your delivery for your one medium size from Pizza Depot, sir?
What delivery?
I didn't order any pizza.
You're one medium-sized pepperoni, sir.
You must be at the wrong address.
This is 224 Boulevard, right?
Yeah, that's correct.
It's ordered by the name of...
Yeah, who?
Um...
Roy Carson?
Why do you have a question mark on that?
Hell no!
Hell no!
We got here.
No! No!
Did he?
Hey, why does he text me, though?
Why does he text me saying, like, hey, where did you pizza, buddy?
Huh? I don't have no text to say, hey, did you order me a pizza, buddy?
Let me take a look.
Does he have pizza? I can't tell.
What's that on the ground?
that looks like a duffel bag that don't look like no pizza bag that's straight
up looks like a duffel bag we're trying to kill me over here oh no why is it
showing another thing
Oh, the dogs in the house, okay, thank god.
Do we have to go back to the door?
He's still there!
Okay, so I guess we have to go back to the door, right?
Hey, I'm worried for the dog.
Let's go see what's happening.
Let's go see what's popping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you want, buddy?
Please open the door, sir.
Hell no.
Wait, how do I do it?
Can we see somehow?
bros actually got a pizza bag
that's a duffel bag
that ain't no...
do you want me to cancel the order?
yes?
I'm good, I don't need a pizza
is that pizza?
that might be pizza, I don't know
it looks like a duffel bag though
Am I supposed to open the door, I don't understand.
I love how I'm using this flashlight, it's like a, it's like a freaking little weapon
over here.
I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Well, if the game's not going to give me any clues, I feel like I'm somehow forced to open the door, right?
The game's not doing anything else.
Are you there, sir?
Like, bro ain't gonna go away.
How a point does he leave?
There's no way it's gonna actually get me to open the door.
That wouldn't make any sense.
Maybe I'll just ignore him for a certain amount of time.
How much time needs to pass?
Based on the tutorial that I'm seeing.
Bro just all of a sudden disappears. That's just crazy.
Oh my god, is he gone finally?
Oh, dude.
Oh, wait.
No, that was the backyard.
I think bro was checking out the backyard.
Yeah, okay, hold on.
Then let me double check what I'm supposed to do here.
I know, he finally left.
You know, I'm going to cancel the order.
I'm going to cancel the order.
I'm going to cancel the order.
I'm going to cancel the order.
I'm going to cancel the order.
I'm going to cancel the order.
Oh, yeah, we're supposed to open the door, okay, okay.
I was looking when it looked like he was gone, it was because of the back door.
Okay, let's go do it.
Jesus.
Man, my man is aggressive.
Why didn't he just cancel the order?
Okay, okay, god damn.
Take the goddamn pizza.
Now what?
It's probably a very strange request.
But, do you think I could wait inside until the rain's over?
It's probably not very safe to be out here right now.
And I forgot my raincoat in the shower.
I'm not sure what my dad thinks upstairs, uh, do we be honest?
If anyone's gonna try and hurt Roy, we just want to be honest, no.
Or do we just say no? We don't have to get the student explanation.
Let's just say no. Oh! I understand.
Well, you have a good day. Yeah.
I don't want to say it's not my house because then he might have felt compelled to like...
I don't know.
What's in the pizza, by the way?
Guarantee you there's spit in it.
I guarantee you there's some spit in this pizza.
Spittin' puke?
That is a combo.
Okay.
Thought I could watch some TV while eating. Oh, okay.
So I guess he really did buy me a pizza, though.
Look out for some pizzas. It should arrive any minute now, enjoy.
Bro, now you tell me?
After the frickin' dude had to spam my doorbell?
God damn.
Let's go!
Delicious.
While we're watching some Channel 10 news.
Delicious. Hey, that's kind of weird. That's my man watching.
Delicious.
Can I just, uh...
Somebody's at the door.
Can I eat this last piece at least?
Thank God.
I couldn't, I couldn't leave one slice of pizza in a box. That's just like, that's just crazy.
I know you're gonna knock at the door. Well, we're not gonna open it.
I should have closed the TV. Oh, dang it.
Not bad.
And so I did.
Oh, what the freak is that?
Oh, it's a tree.
Ha ha ha, dear.
Y'all see anybody?
I don't see anybody.
Oh, shoot, let's take a look at the text.
Good night, Noah. Hope everything's okay.
Sorry, I cut up with work.
Could I eat sweet James?
What? What? The horse?
It won't be home.
Well, I thought they weren't dating anymore.
Or is that somebody new?
Oh, that's right.
The the two kids at the store were talking about somebody else.
I'm pretty sure.
Let's take a look at the cameras.
We got we got security systems for a reason.
Let's take a look.
Got we got movement.
Hey.
Hey! They're going through the back.
Bro, who is that?
Ayo, I saw that.
Ayo! They're in the backyard.
They're gonna be in the backyard.
That kind of looked like a woman.
Oh, is it the wife? Dude, it's the wife. That's the twist.
It's the wife. 1,000%.
1,000%. I also have no idea where I left my flashlight.
Let's see anybody.
Oh, here it is. I was like, there's two doors. She was coming by the side door over here.
So I should look over here.
Okay.
Was that milk there before?
Okay, there's my flashlight. Do we just go back up? Make sure the doggy's okay.
Doggy, doggy, don't worry. I'm watching. We don't have any activity on the cameras though.
It would show like that little person symbol thing.
Oh, they left us something, right?
Eow, they left us something in the front door.
We gotta go. We gotta go grab that thing.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
It's probably like a horse head or something.
Giving us a little symbol, a little sign.
What was that?
I didn't know what to make of it.
Yeah, that's definitely the girl, dude!
You wanna go back to the cameras?
I don't send her!
Texting us?
Okay, how are you?
What did you have for dinner?
You have to do that for dinner.
That's kind of weird.
Why are you texting us?
I assumed it was a wrong number.
I gotta get the cameras.
It was strange, but I dismissed the thought
as a weird coincidence.
Besides, I had a lot of work to catch up on.
Okay.
Fair enough, fair enough.
Weird coincidence, you know, happens.
She's getting back to the homework.
Nice.
I wouldn't open the door, Evelyn, but the game is like, you want to progress?
You have to.
1.36 a.m. Oh, shoot.
Well, I was in the middle of my schoolwork.
The power went off?
Oh, my God.
God and we got five text messages from this frickin
Whoa
Are you by yourself? Why are you ignoring me? Why are you always so mean to me?
You're being very mature right now
Fine if you're gonna be like this, then I don't need you anyways taught is so much hotter anyways
Is this like the mistress? I feel like this is the mistress I think the flowers were meant for Roy
In that moment I was almost certain that it had to be a prank by Turner. I just knew guys like him very well
And it is dark besides him and any were the only ones that I knew her house sitting alone
That's true like good sports
That's right. We got to get rid of this goddamn virus. It's the password again
Rose gotta give you the password. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Come on, daddy. Oh!
Don't do that. He might cut himself because the can is sharp. Nah, it's okay. Don't worry.
He's made of pixels. It's fine. Rose made of pixels. It'll be totally fine.
The important thing is that he's having his dinner having a good lunch and it's all gonna work out
Just install yeah, I'm pretty sure we're gonna have to install something here Alec ale Carson 53 87 got it
Got it
Done.
Let's go.
Welcome.
Welcome, traveler.
Uh...
Oh, it's the internet browser.
Get full protection.
Bro, this is like literally how you end up with a virus, by the way.
Literally has all the makings of a virus.
I'm downloading antivirus96.
Oh, hell no, man.
That's all the makings of an actual virus right there.
Perform the full scan.
Let's get rid of these threats.
Two threats found already.
That's crazy.
Three?
Wait, it's different every time, because last time I landed
like two.
That's so weird.
Seven threats found?
Whoa.
What the freak?
That's a lot!
Remove the viruses.
Disgusting, trochin viruses.
I know, I feel like it just makes up a number at this point.
Plot twist. It scans your real computer and tells you how many viruses that are there.
It's possible. I'm not going to lie, that would actually be quite the plot twist.
Hey, we're all protected.
Whoa. I wanted to know what the egg.x did.
Can we go full screen on this or not?
That's shit.
Evelyn Cooper is texting me.
This one of the freaky stuff happens.
Unregistered hypercam too.
Aw, cute puppy!
Cute puppy.
Don't kill it, please.
Please, for the love of God, don't kill it.
We got spooky now.
I know, if only they had a Club Penguin Frickin' Pack.
.x, available at our disposal.
It's all we have for today, okay.
What a shame.
What a shame!
Critical error!
My God, how am I supposed to make copies of that video, though?
Let's take a look at the camera.
Nightfishing mode activated.
The dog is still eating.
The dog- why does it look like- is that like somebody's urn?
Bro, is that the grandma in there?
That's just rude.
Well, computer's all cleaned up, skedaddle, skadoodle.
Let's take a look at these text messages.
Wait, that place got a TV?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
Uh, Tonya, but thanks.
I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back.
What did I say?
Oh, don't do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love what he says.
Don't download any softwares from untrusted...
Whoops.
Websites.
And yet Bro just immediately downloaded, like, this antivirus on his computer.
on his computer. I don't know where.
Here, leave the flashlight right there, for its accessibility.
Let's take a look at this program.
Ooh, my nose is getting stuffy.
Hold on. Oh, God.
I'm stuck.
It's freaking tricky.
Let me grab some water. I'll be right back.
Doesn't that just look delicious?
We can't eat this?
It's raw!
So first, we are going to gently pour the cat food
onto this conveniently placed pan on a stove.
This is delicious.
Like a baby suckling upon a mother's muscle.
Don't worry back. I know very scary stuff
Got even scary one. I just
Left you guys behind
They're gonna show SpongeBob
I did, though.
Next, we dip the cardboard into the mill.
Groceries.
Got the grocery list.
That's right.
We've got to go pick up our groceries.
Definitely would just be Jeffery sometimes.
That just look nice.
It's time.
Let's get out of here.
OK, now that the cat food is finished cooking,
we can finally serve this.
Cat food is cooking.
Let's go get the bike.
That is next to the garage.
Let's take care of the house.
I gotta wait for that text for him to tell me.
Take the bicycle I guess.
I didn't know.
Maybe I need something.
Like the, uh, oh, shit, I thought that was somebody's hand for a second, like a wooden
hand.
I don't know how long they've put the shell for.
I'm grabbing everything in here.
Wait, we can drink the milk?
Semi-skimmed?
Oh, disgusting.
Utterly disgusting.
I'm missing the best part.
Well, let me head on back then.
Abram!
The toilet trip will be crazy.
Oh hell you said it. Yeah that's why the trip's gonna be a little spicy. All that milk in the system. It's gonna be a little spicy.
Alright Mr. Carson tell me what I need to know. What is this? Damn these are the grandma's urns. Oh shoot.
Okay.
Huh!
Oh my God.
I thought it actually broke.
Holy smokes.
Huh!
Damn!
Let's play soccer with grandma's urns here.
You know what?
Get the f*** out of here.
I'm waiting, I'm supposed to be waiting for this dude to text me.
He's supposed to text me, man.
Do I do this first?
Why does he say I need to take care of the house?
Ah, bro.
And do what?
Do I have to pee again?
Do I have to roll that milk in my system?
Let's take a look.
You have to pee again?
Throw that milk in my system?
Let's take a look.
Bruh!
I was done with it.
Whoa!
Huh?
Why is it so buggy?
Ah!
Okay, Mr. Carson, come on now. Let's go, let's go.
Am I supposed to tell me, am I supposed to look at the list? Is that where?
Uh-huh. Yeah, who's that?
Oh, I saw you, dude.
I'm supposed to take care of the house.
What way?
Let me go check the backyard.
Maybe there's something.
Damn, somebody left a big mess right there.
Huge mess.
Hey, why don't I just have like some spooky news going on?
Hey, what's with the spooky music?
out here back the dog is still eating that's crazy music bro scare me like
that hey got trapped these spirits outside oh maybe that was it maybe I
needed to take away the food from the dog the dog
I don't like that message at the Game Center. What message?
That was enough for Zeke.
That's enough Zeke. That's enough. Okay?
Okay, this dude is supposed to send me a message saying that there's a bicycle outside.
What more am I supposed to do?
I bring my flashlight
I have turned on the TV before
Oh weird, not strong
We have to try to break him on top of our ears.
Shut up, Orr, as nobody cares.
Jesus.
Hey, let's actually speak.
Hey, that's actually spooky.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's crazy.
It's spooky right there.
Hello.
Shut your mouth!
Until next time.
There's a closed door.
They've got some evil spirits in there, man.
Can't be letting them out.
Got some lotion?
Damn!
I'm over here trying to pee. That's not letting me I
Forget what it is that I trigger this freaking dude to tell me that there's bicycle outside
What do you want me to do oh
My god the freaking money bro, I always forget that okay
Now we got the cash, okay, they're gonna tell me that there's like a bicycle side, right?
There we go, okay.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Okay, now he's supposed to text me again.
Nice!
There it is, there it is.
Let's get this over with.
We gotta do our chores.
We will be good boys and do our chores.
Can you get a dog for yourself?
get anything? Ain't no way bro left enough cash for that.
Oh shoot! Bro! He really just ran me over? There are other reasons I could have died
that night. That's wild bro! He just ran right into me and then
honked after instead of before. Probably just honked afterwards like nothing.
My good sir, how you doing today?
Doing good, you? Nice. Let's get a basket.
Start shopping, yeah? I know we need some jam.
We need the spread, the chuckle spread from what I remember.
I need some of those mayonnaise, uh, the mustard.
I think that's the honey.
Gotta get some of this ketchup.
Uh, oh wait, maybe that's not the right ranch.
Hold on, hold on.
God damn.
Is that right?
Outta my way!
That's my ranch, okay.
So pretty sure we need that, and this, and that.
Uh, we need the mustard.
And what else?
So we got the ranch, we got the jelly, we got the bread.
And we need the peas, the rice, the peas, rice, milk and eggs.
I'm outing.
Peas, rice, milk and eggs.
The rice was over here on the top right.
We got the eggs.
Where's the milk?
Where's the milk?
Milk.
Noice.
Whoa, lady, whoa!
Uh, turn her handi?
This is when they're gossiping about some girl, basically.
That we're no longer with.
And we're just talking about some milk energy.
Day, you guys done?
Anyways, dude, what are you up to tonight?
Settling up to the Carson house.
Whatever fills my pockets there.
Bucco.
See you around, Andy. See you around.
I didn't get the first... I didn't get all the items on the list? You're kidding. Oh, the
peas. It's like a pack... What is it? This? No, that looks like coconut cream. Whoa!
Ew, buddy! You gotta back it up, man. That's a little too close. At this angle, that's
a little too close. Holy Christ no I don't work here. My son likes mustard. I came here
looking for it but I can't find it for the life of me. Do you know where it is?
Okay, oh my god, bro. That's crazy
Are these peas
You don't leave me enough money. Oh, so that's not peace take things back for the peas
That wasn't peas.
Garden peas.
Let's go.
What? Is there something...
Did I take the wrong thing in the cart?
Hey, exactly, why are they hiding the peas?
We have the ranch, we have the strawberry jelly, we have the choco spread.
We got the milk and eggs.
Pretty sure we got the honey, we definitely have to catch up.
Hey, where's the peas at?
Is that a specific brand?
piece. Yo, that was it. That was totally it. Hold on. How was that not it? What does that say?
Can y'all read that?
Garden piece! Oh, so there's something else in my basket that's wrong. This ain't it?
oh my god what the heck is wrong here really have that's bad we gotta dump
everything on the floor goddamn okay let's take a look at our list here what
the heck is that right is that a mustard pretty sure that's mustard that's the
rice, the milk for sure. Maybe that was the wrong jam. Hey, where's my eggs? Where'd my
eggs go? Okay, the peas, maybe the honey? No, that's honey. This is jam? The choco spread.
he wanted like a nut spread? Did we get the mustard already? We got, no we didn't get the
mustard yet. That's mustard. Uh, this is the ranch.
I got the ketchup, I got the milk, the rice, who's got my eggs, oh who the, oh my god I
I swear it was the grandmother.
Let's go get the eggs back.
Unless there's like a different card in the middle.
Nah, nah, it's all the same.
What the heck then?
Check the list again. Is there a muster on it?
Oh my God is- why did I pick a muster?
Why did I think there was mustard on the list?
Holy Christ!
Thank you for telling me.
That is too funny.
Okay, okay.
Peas! Honey!
Choco spread!
Ranch milk!
Rice, eggs. I think we got it.
We're good.
We're still missing some things on the list. What are we missing?
What are we missing?
Do we have the jam? We don't have the jam.
Get the jam.
Okay, let's go.
Woo!
Thank you for your help, Green.
Thank you for your help.
Yeah, there was no mustard on the list.
Jesus.
Why did I think there was mustard on the list?
And there it is.
Let's go back on the bike.
Hopefully not get hit by another car.
That doesn't.
Freaking honk before it hits me.
Bro, why would you honk after the fact?
Which way do we go?
We'll go back this way now.
Oh, shoot.
Hey, riding a bike is hard.
Can we go down this way?
That makes no sense.
Yeah, let's go.
Hopefully we don't intentionally drive under the car.
Literally.
Literally.
I think this is the house.
I have a pee in it and I'm starting to feel a little hungry at the time.
Let's go do it.
Nice. Oh, I feel so good to be back home.
I could feel that nice comfy air difference, you know?
Uh, let's put this on the kitchen cable.
Cable, table lighting.
Oh, whoopsies.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Beautiful.
Uh, I thought I'd get some schoolwork done now.
Well, I thought we had to pee.
Are we gonna pee?
Or are we gonna get our schoolwork done?
That's better.
Why don't we go pee first?
Perfect.
Don't even need to flush.
And now...
There's that.
Almost bullseye.
It was so close.
It was so close.
It was so close.
It was so close.
It was so close.
It was so close.
Almost bullseye. It was so close. We were like right there
Okay, okay, let's get to that schoolwork. Yeah
Andy Reynolds who the heck is that? Did you say you're at the car? Oh Andy from the grocery store?
Uh-huh I
Didn't have schoolwork to do but when I sign these texts my curiosity got better me
Oh, that's right. Search Roy Carson Divorce on the Internet.
What?
Uh...
Let's do it then, right?
Roy Carson Divorce?
Roy Carson Divorce, co-founder of the BM Media, claims to be receding death threats.
It's wild.
Subscribe.
Ha ha ha ha.
Subscribe.
Hey that's a doorbell right there.
Put the base there.
Aw, sheee.
Let's go see what this... two fall wants.
Let's go see, let's go see.
Is that milk in a corner?
Hey, that is suss.
What the heck is all this?
Just some like torn up piece of paper with some milk in a corner?
Ew, that's the ratchet ritual right there.
Who are they trying to summon?
Who is it?
What delivery?
I think I need to be...
Hey, that's a smile and a half.
Oh my God.
Look at this dude smile.
Hey, this is probably a very strange request,
but do you think I can wait inside until it rains over?
It's probably not.
Very safe to be out here right now.
I've got my raincoat on.
Nope.
Oh, I understand.
You have a good day!
Get out of here!
I'm getting a bright stranger.
Goddamn house.
What are you, stupid?
Are you acoustic?
Let's enjoy this goddamn pizza.
Pizza was nice and hot despite the rain.
That just makes me hungry.
Holy smokes.
There's something about pizza.
I like, I can eat pizza every single day of the year.
Joker looking guy.
Literally.
I have your pizza here.
Moon walks away.
Nah man, even better.
The freaking bell's in.
No moon walks.
Slam the thorn in his face.
What are you watching about?
there. God damn it. It was texting me. Evelyn Cooper, hope everything's okay. I'm sorry.
I cut up the work. United, sweet dreams. I'm serious. I'm gonna offer some pizza. We
Why don't you tell me this before like a random stranger knocks the door?
Delicious.
Channel 10. They got some weird stuff on Channel 10.
They got that channel that plays at like midnight.
Bro, again?
I finished my pizza at least.
That's it, Facebook.
Oh my God, it's Mark Zuckerberg.
Alright, the last slice, let's go.
I'm all done.
Alright.
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Bro, it's got flush, bro.
Who is it?
I should have closed the TV. God damn.
Why?
We got the good stuff going on right now.
We got that like after hours cartoon network happening.
I guess we can check the cameras.
Make sure everything is squared away.
There's no, uh, what do they call those?
Chupacabras, outside?
Chupacabra?
Hey, oh, who that?
Who that?
That's wild.
Looks like she's headed for the back door, which I'm certain that I locked.
Let's go see what she left at the front door, though.
I didn't know what to make of it.
Unknown sender.
Hey.
Oh, I am.
What did you have for dinner?
I assumed it was a wrong number.
It was strange, but I dismissed the thought as a weird coincidence and moved on.
Let's take a look at the cameras.
But I had homework to catch up on, so let's go ahead and do that.
Plot twist, you did not lock the back door.
Hey, oh, don't put those intrusive thoughts in my head, please.
Don't be sending me those intrusive thoughts.
1.36 a.m.
That's spooky hours.
Oh, that was in the middle of school where the power went off.
Oh, shoot!
Uh-oh.
Are you by yourself?
Why are you keep ignoring me?
Why are you always so mean to me?
You are being very immature right now.
Fine!
If you are going to be like that, I don't need you anyways.
It's kind of so much hotter.
Anyways.
Hey, who this?
In that moment, I almost was certain that it had to be another prank by Turner.
I know for real, right?
I just knew guys like him very well.
Brobie pranking me.
Besides him and Andy were the only ones who knew I was sitting at the house.
Is that the dog barking?
Well, if I hear the dog barking, let's take a look at the camera. Oh, we can't look at the camera. God damn!
Wait, what's that beeping?
I can't check it out.
Why is it working?
Uh, 5387, right?
Are we back?
Ayo, we back.
Maybe I should close the door.
Let's take a look...
Let's take a look at your backyard.
Ohhhh!
I swear if I see somebody's head freakin' pop out of that staircase.
Oh no, they killed the dog.
kill the dog
they killed the dog
where the dog at
oh no
why do they always go for the animal
hey oh I saw somebody
why is it beeping like that?
what's beeping?
What the heck is this?
Let's take a look.
Somebody's winning words for garage.
Let's take one more. One more look.
The food is still there.
We still have the groceries on the counter.
What do I even do if I see somebody on the camera coming upstairs?
We just locked myself in the swimming.
Oh man, they totally killed the dog.
Damn it.
Why does it keep beeping?
Let's get out of here.
What is this?
Well...
No, I hear the dog, dude.
Let's go find the dog.
Hey, it is dark. How am I supposed to see anything?
Maybe I'm not supposed to walk over there?
I don't have a flashlight.
I don't want to just walk over there. I don't have a flashlight.
Why is this beeping?
This person apparently had power back up for security system.
Okay.
You're really going to make me navigate through the dark.
Let's do it.
Oh!
It's dark, right?
Woo! We got the flashlight!
It falls apart.
I think it's going to let me go outside.
I think I have to go outside.
The dog is barking, yo.
Should we go through the side door or the front door?
I think the front door is too obvious.
Where should I go?
Should I go?
What do I do?
You can't say no, I didn't get to this part.
Oh, God.
Music at him creepy, what did I open the freaking door?
He's getting all creepy on me.
What if it's reverse psychology on the front door stapler?
Dude, I swear.
If they're really doing that, I'm going to be so annoyed.
Oh, I can't go down there?
Oh, my God.
I don't know why they don't want me to go down there, but I'm down for it.
I'm down not doing it.
Okay, she went to like the... this side right here.
What am I supposed to do?
What do they want me to do?
Does the game really want me to go outside?
Oh.
Uh, rail is too lazy to monitor the garage.
I thought for a second it wanted me to go through the garage.
Okay, the good news is, is that I don't see anybody.
Let me do this. Let me look.
Let me look at the security cameras one more time.
Maybe I can get a better angle up here, because I mean, I don't really see anybody anyway.
It doesn't matter, right?
You think it's neighbor's dog?
Well, our dog is missing.
Our dog is missing, though.
See?
The girl's nowhere to be found.
unless that's him over here? Is he like drooped over?
Is MoFo a freaking killed dog?
Okay, I guess.
I thought it had something to do with the clock, too.
I was trying to see if the clock was giving me clues like hot and cold, but I don't think
so.
I just went through every single room, right?
Okay, we gotta do what we gotta do.
I think the game wants me to either go up to the front door or the back door.
Let me see if I can grab a kitchen knife for my protection.
I think we have to go outside to see what all that barking is about.
Let's do it.
It is what it is, right?
Let's just do it.
It was suddenly very cold outside.
Oh, how should we close the door?
Okay, it definitely wanted us to be outside.
I can't leave.
I heard somebody go into the house.
I heard somebody go into that house, bro.
Why did the dog stop barking?
Oh, there's a dog?
Aw.
He's acting very weird.
Yeah, there's somebody in the frickin' house.
I heard the door.
Hey, Zeke, you want to keep me company in there?
Are you like one of those attack dogs?
Oh, hell no.
Zeke's like 40 years old.
Let's go.
Come in.
No.
Somebody's totally in this house.
Hey, I got a can opener.
I'll frickin' use it, bro.
There's totally somebody in the house.
Yeah. Yeah.
Aw, she... and they saw the bouquet on the floor too.
Aw, no.
Aw, no, they're gonna take that personal.
You said we stay friends. Turner, this is not funny, I know it's you.
Yeah, I don't think that's Turner.
Should I turn on the TV? What do I do?
Pro was too small to even hurt a critter.
Yeah, I think Zeke. Zeke wasn't up to it.
I know, let's watch some TV. Otherwise, relax to me.
At the end of the day.
Let's see what's on channel 10.
Yeah, this is not helping me though when we're seeing this on the TV
Bruh
Someone peeking through the windows
Yeah, let's get up is that what it wants me to do once we pick through the windows
I'm I'm guessing I have to go back upstairs. I just know it's like
Scary to go up there right now. I have to get back to my schoolwork for Monday
Let's do it
Somebody's up here. I should have closed the TV you're kidding me
They really want me to do that. The noise is kind of comforting though
Oh, I don't like that music.
I don't like that music.
Let's do it.
All of a sudden we're going to hear a spooky noise.
I have a strange kind of feeling about the situation.
Yeah man, you think?
What do I do?
It might sound stupid, but I just...
Do you don't want to overthink things?
Hey yo, somebody's on the camera!
Oh, he'll know.
Where?
Where?
You all see anything?
Oh, hell no.
Hell no!
The sensors picked up something.
It totally picked up something.
How come it's not showing anybody though?
Oh man, I don't like that, I don't like that, no the dog is sleeping, it wasn't the dog,
The dog be sleepin'.
And normally they show something.
Like normally they show like a person walking, but...
Oh, there's totally somebody in the house.
Okay, I mean it is what it is, right?
What do I do?
Egg?
Damn it!
I mean, it is what it is.
Back to my school work.
When in doubt, just do some homework.
Everything will be alright.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
Hell no!
I can swear on my life I didn't turn on that oven.
Oh shhhh!
So they're inside I told you they were gonna be inside
Hey, why why is the burglar hungry can't a burglar just wait mom, bro? I
Heard something downstairs. I had to go and look ah
Let's dip man. You think I'm actually I hear something downstairs, and I know I'm the only one in the house
Me if I can't open here look at this you think I'm gonna go down there man. I
I guess I have to. The game wouldn't set me up to kill me, right?
Game wouldn't do that.
We have to go downstairs and check. So that's what I'm gonna go do.
I only die if I navigate away from the narrative of the game.
Okay, I'll switch ways again.
Is that it?
Low key it made me very uncomfortable knowing he was in the house.
Yeah, somebody was in the house.
Look at that, there's a beer on the table.
I didn't have this contact, I can only ask Andy.
Text Andy.
Can you send me Terms Contact? That's an equipment mess.
Hey, what time is it too?
Isn't it like...
Early in the Amp?
Andy, let's go.
He's messing with that. He's been snooping around the house. This is not cool.
Oh, dude.
Dude, is that my place right now?
We were going to go to the movies with Brady, but then it started pouring, so we struck with
the sleepover.
So we stuck with the sleepover.
Dude.
I attributed all of that to my lack of sleep.
Okay, sure.
I was aware I had tendencies of being overly paranoid.
The only logical thing I could think of is that the time was to keep an eye on the security
monitor.
Will do.
I don't know if I should be running to the stairs or keep it cool.
Now that I think about it, I should have called the cops, but at the time I was so
engrossed in my own thoughts that something's going to happen, bro.
The idea never entered my head.
Now what is in here, right?
Let's definitely close the door.
Let's take a look at the monitors.
Okay.
We good, we good.
Zeke's still in the crib, we good.
I mean, it looks like it's checking out.
Woah!
The door is freaking open!
Was it open when I was downstairs?
Hey, I never noticed the door was open.
Oh my god. Bro.
Dude, wait, did you check out the article? It was Brady who told me about it.
Oh, this is really sketchy. What article?
What are you talking about?
Hey, the door is... Should I go down first and close it?
Oh, bro.
Does it want me to go down there and close it?
Oh!
I thought my heart's gonna beat.
Where'd they go?
They were right there.
Where'd they go?
Oh my god.
Wait.
Wait, it's a girl.
I mean.
Wait, wait, it's a girl, but I mean...
Oh, my Christ! Bro, she's coming to me!
Get a camera on that.
Here, she's coming right for me. What do I do?
Oh hell no. What do I do?
Oh she's checking every door in the house.
She's holding a knife.
She's not?
Oh my gosh, she is. She was right outside the door.
I don't know why I was there.
I wonder if my heart would pound right out of my chest.
Ayo. That door is locked, right?
Hell, no.
No, are you in there?
Wait, how does she know my name?
I really missed you?
Whatever is happening between us, we can work it out together.
We stay quiet we stay quiet
Don't play dumb with me Noah. I know you're in there open the door. We're just in the top. There is nothing to talk about
Always been nice to you
That's gonna provoke her bro
I know you left me for her.
At least she is not a junkie like you.
We don't want to antagonize her.
Oh, bro, every option they give us is to antagonize, though, dude.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Um...
Should we just say it's different with her?
There's something behind me? Nah. Don't say that. This is exactly why.
Maybe that.
But I love you.
What about that?
Should we just tell her to leave?
I'm gonna leave right now.
Oh boy, you know I could turn you into the police for this
Oh boy do it, and I will kill both of you
Wasn't gonna try to
Bro. Bro. Bro.
I can't have you. I'm dead.
No one else should. I'm dead.
I'm dead. Who do I- what do I do? Who do I call?
Are you the Ghostbusters still exist?
Is- is their numbers still available?
Bro, what do I do?
Um, I gotta-
You're all Zooms out of the lats, okay?
Let's take a look at this one.
Right here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What was I supposed to do to that situation, dude?
I think I should better call Sallery.
Was I supposed to text somebody?
What was I supposed to do?
Oh, I swear to God, if they make me play that whole thing again.
Oh, thank God.
Wait, so why didn't they make me just do that?
What was I supposed to do?
Gogi. What do you guys think I should do?
Here, run and keep the flashlight with us.
And then I think I need to get back to my schoolwork. Yeah, that's right.
Maybe I run away before she gets to the door.
Let's see.
Let's find out.
Maybe you can get a bouquet and act nice with her.
Oh, you're right.
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know in this situation that it would matter.
I forgot, we just have to do the schoolwork, right?
We do the schoolwork like two times.
And then we have to confront or get a firearm or something.
Bro, did you see a firearm anywhere in the house?
Because I didn't.
I do have my can opener, though.
What a strange feeling about the situation, he says.
Uh-huh.
God, I have to be so bad.
Oh my god!
Now we gotta go check it out.
I wonder what I'm supposed to do.
Because I'm like trapped in this room when she comes here.
Or maybe I'm supposed to say something else?
Maybe I wasn't supposed to mention the cops?
I don't know.
It gives me a limited amount of time to like do something.
I'm gonna find out that there's a beer here and all this stuff.
Alright, I gotta pee, I'll be right back.
Huh?
Huh?
I'm not a nurse!
Yeah, what do you guys think, what am I supposed to do exactly?
There's a knife holder trying to interact with it, what if you could pull a knife out?
But then that would mean I'd have to kill her.
There's no way there's like, the stories about me killing her.
But I should have noticed earlier that there was a knife missing.
I guess I could pick up the bootcamp flowers before I go back upstairs.
The only other thing I can think of is that I move rooms when I see her coming this way.
Like I go to this room maybe.
There. We'll leave the flowers there.
I could try that but I feel like I should give this a try too.
But then again I'm not really sure...
Door is open bro.
The door's open bro!
Dude, wait!
Did you check out that article?
It was Brady who told me about it!
This is really sketchy!
It's the girl, man.
It's the girl!
Now mom's squirrel became at least my worries.
Do I look back?
Okay. Okay. Do I go to the next room or what?
Do I take the time to do that? I froze and kept staring at the screen in pure horror.
Why would she take the time to turn the TV on and watch this?
No, she didn't check the room across the room I was in. So I'm thinking maybe
There's a chance that get away with it if I'm over there.
Oh, but this is the room I'm in. That's the room I'm in.
Oh, she's on the other side of that room.
Oh, that's why she doesn't know that it's blocked.
I'm supposed to get out.
Okay.
Okay, it all makes sense now.
Oh, it all makes sense now.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now I totally get it.
Now I totally get it.
That's what I was like.
I'm pretty sure I turned around a corner.
All right, let's do this.
Let's get this interaction over with.
Let's go.
Should we get up?
That's what it was.
Okay.
We stay silent.
Should I just exit right away?
I think I'm fast in here, bro.
I feel like when I was talking too much, I just kinda knew to go the other way.
We don't do this now?
Was I supposed to keep talking to her?
It's kind of stupid if that's the case, can I jump out of the window or something?
Is she gone?
I mean the music stopped.
Bruh.
Okay, let's finish talking to her so that when she's banging on the door, we go to the
other room, right?
Really right now
Wait, how come she's not begging I can't have you
Oh my god! Oh my god! Literally.
Is she coming around right now?
There she is.
She can't see me in the cameras.
Oh my god, okay.
We got to go bro.
We got to go bro, we got to go outside.
I guess we go outside.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Woo!
I left the house and ran down the block.
My dad called the cops.
No by the time they arrived, she had already left the house.
Oh, we know who she is though, right?
But I know where she lives.
Oh my god, dude, we made it!
Carl was one of the first people I met on a dating site.
She was three years older than me, but I found her cute, so we started dating.
However, two months into our relationship, she started doing hard drugs.
Oh, damn!
I tried to get her help, but she turned it around on me as if I was trying to change
her.
One day I had enough and I had to break up with her.
I told her to leave and never contact me again.
She was pissed.
She was trying to convince me, she was trying to convince one of the cops she didn't intend
on doing anything wrong that night with a knife in her hand.
But of course the cop wasn't buying it.
They reviewed the footage and it showed everything from the point of her entry
to the moment she grabbed the kitchen knife.
The thing that messed with me the most was the fact that nothing was stolen from the house.
Turns out she was heavily under the influence of the drug and alcohol at the time.
She was arrested and sentenced for a long while.
He managed to escape death right there.
Damn, bro.
That's too close, huh?
Yeah, that's too close.
Woo!
Oh my god!
The dog was fine, exactly.
The dog was not harmed in this episode.
Thank the heavens.
Hehehehe.
Hey, that was good.
That was close, wasn't it?
Howdy chat.
How's it going?
going to be diving into some Fortnite, zero builds,
representing the Chapel Roam skin, because why not?
Why not, bro?
It's time to get into it.
Oh heck yeah, we're definitely not doing build, man.
I can't be dealing with them 300 IQ kids.
It's too much, it's too much.
Is it lagging I hope it's not lagging too bad
No, it should be fixed right that intro lag like crazy though. I don't know why
It lag like crazy
But I think we're good now, right?
Let me see my second monitor here. I think we're good
It's that fortnight time buddy
Also, these lobbies always start off with a hot lag.
A hot lag.
Let's see how many duplicates we'll find.
If I'll either be the only one, or if there'll be more of me, or if there'll be more of me.
YOKI BEAR!
It's in the jack!
Hey, let's get it.
Surfboarding up, surfboarding up.
No, I don't want to go there, bro.
How do I move this map?
Why can't I see?
Hello? Pan?
Sheesh.
I'm tempted to start playing this game on a controller because
mouse and keyboard are feeling a little empty.
I don't know!
I don't know where I want to go. I guess here. Escape.
I feel like that's the only place to go.
They didn't change my um...
Actually, I don't think she has a...
I don't think she has a custom...
What do they call these? Paraglider? Glider?
I know if I skydive and got this.
Which is pretty fancy.
Alright, let's see if we drop on something
thing that doesn't get us flattened a this part of the beach is getting a
little bit of traffic this part of the beach is getting a little exciting okay
what is this breath what is this breath we got a chest here oh she's got to wait
afraid to open up. God damn. God damn. Oh my sidekick. Don't scare me like that.
Yummy scrumptious. Health already full. Any of these give you the nothing gives
you a shield huh? Okay. Damn my my sensitivity feels higher than I'd like
get to be bro I hear somebody like right here I'm gonna bait them I knew it
how do you get me with the two of them the the twin hammer shotguns do that to
you since when oh my god bro how did I sense I was gonna be
flattened in the first lobby like that play again I didn't know sheesh the
shotguns are kind of crazy my goodness the twin hammer ones too okay okay we
can't be we can't be doing chapel like that we'll give it a second go and
hopefully have a little bit of better performance yeah a little better
Goodness gracious. Cooked immediately. Yeah we do have a little Pesicic. It's very
cute. It's the pony bro. Heck yeah. Not that they did absolutely anything to
save me in that situation. Maybe I should I did like all chest shots there. Maybe I
should have done a couple to the dome would have been good. A couple to the
dome definitely would have been better. We'll try again, don't worry. We'll try again.
Let's see what kind of emotes we got here. Also, I didn't see, um, audio should be good
for you guys, right? It's not overpowering. I'm not overpowering, hopefully. Shouting into
the mic, blowing out of your drums. All right. We in the bus this time. We in the bus. Sus
Studios it is. Highest volume of players. Let's get it. That's where we want to be
right now. In the highest traffic area. Damn, I forgot to frickin thank the bus
bus driver too man. That's my bad. Now you know we're dropping into this with a little
bit of that sessiness. Bus driver gave us a little haktu on us, right on the dome before
we left. Oh no thank you for me! Okay! Layed one splat on us bro. What is this? Can
We drink it now
It's for a shield right I mean I'd rather have a hundred shield I
Think this gives it to everybody
Search it up. You like the search takes longer now. Oh god, please no, please no
Thank you. Thank you for not flattening me. Bro, what did I say? I said no thank you, bro.
What is this? We got a chest! Hey, we got this thing. This thing absolutely annihilated the
the other person, aka me, and just the other Lobby.
It's a fellow chapel, bruh.
Where are they, though?
Where's my fellow... Rony?
Oh, shoot, I thought somebody was in the corner.
I see somebody down by the tree, but that's a close range fight, man.
I don't even know what that is.
That might not even be a player.
I don't want to test it.
No thank you.
Bro, what's with all these other gadgets and gizmos that we've been getting?
this shockwave grenade we need that we need that hey the twin shot he kind of
look good on chapula not gonna lie I could always do with a med kit
some gold I'll take it I haven't seen anybody else though got my little side
kick here let's go are people trying to take down whatever this is should we go
and like intercept whatever the rewards are gonna be let's say damn yeah he was
absolutely and utterly flabbergasted by my by my presence he didn't know that
was gonna happen he's like oh she's not the queen dropping in on me hot to go
What is this? What did he get that I just like sat by and
Transform into a big foot
Yeah, that sounds perfect for a chapel
What is this bro
See enemy footsteps, can we hold on let me get let me get this though
Well, we're just gonna smack people around
I don't think anybody else was here.
I kind of feel bad for Peter Griffin.
He took him out after he busted sweaty armpits over that challenge to get this.
Not my problem, though.
Absolutely not my problem.
Looks like we got infinite stamina with Bigfoot.
What is this, Stormat?
Miles away, absolutely miles away.
Looks like I get 25 extra HP, 25 extra HP, bro.
Excuse me, chair.
Ooh, not the chug jug ever so tempting.
Mmm. Nah, I'ma keep.
Bro, the Twin Hammer shotguns I could tell already is, uh...
Is something that needs to be tweaked. Needs to be tweaked.
It's exactly what happened to me in the last one.
What does this do? Oh, no.
oh no and then what not ready yet damn oh but it's a radius sorry I'm learning
I'm learning do they go away or are they gonna follow me I got I got people here
Hey bruh, what are they going to do?
Well, nah, we took them out a little too easy.
A little too easy.
What are you having on?
Flowberry Miscrenade?
Why didn't you chuck that thing at me?
Sniper.
Do we want to do Sniper, though?
I really don't want to get rid of the Twin Hammers right now.
I shouldn't be giving up a medkit like that, but.
I also want to have fun.
All right.
Damn.
This Bigfoot's Flex SMG.
So it was overpowered, huh?
So that's why we went like extremely squatted down
and just did some business.
Oh, we got footsteps.
We got footsteps.
Should we do this?
It's going to be close range.
Are they in the tree?
Why does it keep?
Oh, are they up there?
I don't want them landing on my dome.
Alright psychic.
Oh, Shisa.
Wait, there's a bow going on.
Hold on, let me get it on this.
And who shouldn't have me, bro?
Goddamn, I gotta control this thing.
Wanna reload?
Never mind.
I'll just clean up.
I'll just clean it up, whatever's happening here.
Reload time on the Twin Hammers is a little too much though.
So you gotta take out your kill if you're gonna actually use it.
Mm-hmm
The bullets want the bullets I
Think so well thank you kindly people
Oh God
Let's get in on that
Let's get in on that where's all this shoot
I have top
What I think they're up top, bro
I'm so sorry man
How did he get down I thought you get a
Out the game the moment the moment you get down it's supposed to be solo oh
That's too cute
I just want to protect it. That's all I want to do
All right, they got a few things here, but I think I'm I think I'm good. I'm not gonna need any
Can I double jump?
I'm not gonna need any medkits. I
Was worried
Let's keep at it, bro, and I could use my ability to at any point this thing that like
like, spawns from the earth to people.
Hello?
I don't really care if they see me.
I haven't been paying much attention to the storm either,
or where it's closing in.
I think we're good
There was some action, but I'm not seeing any more any more action
Well, we don't want to go this way though. How many people left nine twelve
Jesus! My good sir. My good sir.
Let's do that. And then let's have the shoddies out.
They got him?
Or are they hiding?
Oh I see you bro.
Ah, let's get in close.
Ah, I was missing too many shots there.
Like way too many shots, man.
Yeah, run him over with that truck.
The heli?
Did it jump on out of there?
Damn.
The cap was too good.
The Captain America was too good.
Good.
Yeah, I didn't land many bullets, bro.
That's on me.
That's on me, chat.
I didn't land too many bullets.
I landed some.
But not enough.
Not enough to take them out.
Blagan, I feel like we did much better, though.
For our second run in, much better.
Much better than the first one.
Man, I should have backed out especially when I was getting the free tags on me.
I should have backed out and drank some of that chug, bruh, I should have done it bruh.
I got a little too cocky with the bigfoot.
I thought bigfoot powers would just protect me in some way.
It wasn't the case, bro.
Lesson learned.
We move forward.
We move forward with these experiences
that we're gathering here.
What about this one?
John Wick!
I haven't seen a John Wick skin in a hot minute.
Hold up.
Pause, John Wick.
stand still
a we both did it though so it's it's consensual
we both were doing hot to go is consensual
all right let's go
uh...
rips tights sounds
stellar let's do it
gotta go this way though
that's what I imagine when I hear this like surfing music
that blub blub blub
hang time excuse me
whatcha mean
Get in it! Get in it, triple!
It's time to do the D.
It's time.
You think anything is in that bus?
You think anything is in that bus, chat?
What is this?
Is that the Twin-Hound pistol? I mean, shotgun?
Jeez.
I don't like that the hockey's are the numbers.
Cause...
Is that a bush?
A bush for chapel?
Jeez.
They know me.
I feel like my volume is not high enough because I can't hear nothing.
I can't hear footsteps, bro.
Hold on.
I mean, internally raise it.
I'm on the max.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Brother.
Bro, it's like flash before my eyes.
I saw the windows break and then next thing I know he's in front of me.
Jesus Christ.
I want an instant replay because like did he literally turn into a ball, knees to
forehead and like spin out of there so that I couldn't see him?
Leg in God dang
Oh, not the knees to the forehead. I
Didn't even see the jump out
Did you guys see the jump out?
Luna is right there is right there. Don't worry. She will always be looking at you
Maybe he was on the ground all along. Oh, you know what? He might have been shot the glass made me look up so that my
So that my aim
Wasn't even wasn't even on site, bro
That's crazy
We prepare for war we need a
We need the war drum here.
Not the sidekick looking like they're enjoying this.
This is so cute.
Who's shooting at me bro?
Boo yeah!
Okay.
on the bus.
So where do we want to go?
Hmm.
Where do we want to go?
Wonkyland.
I want to go to, I want to go to Wonkyland.
Why not?
Oh, shoot.
If I'm going to go, let's drop.
Damn.
I'm late to this party. There's gonna be people there dancing without me. I'm gonna show up
No, no, uh
No lethal oh, I've been here before I
Just remembered it did my challenges and everything
Damn
Uh, I don't see anybody going into the pink castle-building.
Let's do that.
I'm tired of these grenades, man. The grenades...
Brother.
Anything in these bathrooms open up toilet roll change
She's anybody was in there they evaporated oh, hello
Which one is better chap?
Which one is better?
We got a couple chests around here.
I want to swap out one of the, one of the ARs.
Ooh.
Is that the twin hammer?
Sheesh.
We gotta do it.
Okay, give me a second.
Drink a couple of these.
Let's get our full shield.
We got a lock in, bro.
Me taking out too easy too easy on these last runs
He's locking time
Don't want this grenade man, what does this even do shockwave the damage?
We hearing footsteps
Did nobody land at Wonky Lane?
Wonky's Chomp House?
We're going slow, mate.
Where's this chest at?
Oh, shoot, we're on the cusp of the storm closing in.
Hell no.
Was that footsteps, Mike?
Oh, we got action over there.
I want to get in on that.
Outsies.
That's the wrong way though. We got to make a loop around
And then jump
Not what I wanted to do
Mmm
I
That was close man, I wasn't sure I was not sure if I was gonna get him tactical pistol the pump who needs a
Who needs freaking you know what?
Are they spectating bro?
Let's hit him with one of these real quick and grab that and then we outseas
I say we just drank this up or I could save it. Hold on. We have a couple of these, right?
I don't know if I want two of these, but we gotta go.
Storms closing in.
Nobody better be on these mountains.
Where are we teleporting to?
I swear to god this goes inside of the storm.
It's not good.
Definitely don't need to be here.
I mean, I'm playing a time song.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, God.
not the fall damage
oh it's stealth
jesus
i thought it was a health
i thought i read health
i take it back
please
how long is it last for
I don't know. Well definitely swap those out.
I don't think I need that when I got the big one on me.
I have an idea.
If anybody tries to attack me, I'm going in.
I'm popping that stealth and
I'm going in with the twin
pinchadis
Let's say let's say
Shots fired.
Goddamn. Goddamn. Drink this real quick.
Jeez.
you got on you bro a wingsuit and the crown geez I'll take it all bro along with this
Do we want to fight that?
Do we want to fight that?
Oh heck yeah.
Gold Rush?
On me?
Quit playing
I feel like I should use the wingsuit. Well, can I use this?
And then the wingsuit
There's too many good options. I don't know how to combo my plays here. I thought I heard footsteps or
Somebody shooting
Was it all a lie?
I mean my sidekick ain't invisible so.
I'd rather have the invincibility.
Here we go, here we go.
Who's shooting?
Oh you know they got jumps bro had legendary twinnies I'll take it I'll take it god damn
God damn bro. Not losing twin legendaries, that's crazy.
What else do I want here? I got my gun back. That's all I need.
Bro didn't even get a chance to react to me. He saw a chapeurone just appear in front of him.
Yeah, let's do this.
I'm Alexies.
I think we took care of everybody we need to take care of there.
Bigfoot is around here.
That's what that symbol means, right?
Should we go for it again?
We might be strong enough with all this, with all this gear.
Do we have to just find them?
Don't?
I shouldn't.
I shouldn't even go for it.
Just skedaddle.
Alright.
If you say so, if you say so, chat.
Let's get out of here.
I'm gonna put my trust in you chat
We are doing pretty good so far, so I do want to keep that momentum up
Man I wish I had like an extender the heli
Who that
That's what they did right oh shoot I'm going the wrong way call me
Call me I gotta go this way. There's eight of us left. Let's do that again. Not ready yet
Let me just blast it on out of here launch them freakin space X style
Up into the up into the mountains
About do the same thing I
See bigfoot approaching to
The symbol anyway. Does that mean somebody has it?
Can we land on him?
Sheesh! I think that's too much jumping.
Oh sheesh! We can't emote just yet. We cannot emote just yet.
Oh sheesh! What?
What do you hit me with too that got me to like 170 HP negative?
God.
Was it the Twin Hammys?
Flattened by the wind.
I knew it.
I don't blame it.
I've been doing that all game too.
I didn't know where to go.
I was trying to emote on that one dude and then all of a sudden I'm getting...
I'm getting backshots.
Jeez.
All right.
Next!
GG next.
That was a pretty good run, too, though.
That was a pretty good run.
I love the invisibility combo.
We didn't see that one coming, chat.
We didn't see that one coming.
It's OK.
It happens.
I said what I said, I said what I said, bro.
Alright, let's get another one.
Yeah, I need something to like, cause um, or I guess I can just change the, I gotta
move my camera back.
I swear I'm not that close to the monitor, monitor is like pretty far away, camera
like two feet in front of the monitor big difference excuse me hey boy that's
true that's rude bro that's rude let me get up I came to get off this mountain
help I'm drowning
I wouldn't mind going somewhere that we haven't explored yet
Where we thinking Tito Terrace, Bumpy Bay, Humble Hills?
Humble Hills sounds kinda funny.
Let's do it.
Bus is moving faster than usual, so let's thank the bus driver, skedaddle.
I'm about to turn into the hunchback of Notre Dame.
I need good pressure well, I'm not gonna make it let's go here instead
But somebody else landed here first, it's okay. They didn't they didn't open this chest. Are those people those can't be people
Somebody lay on top me bro
I'm drinking it
There's there's people around here I don't know what's going on one
God damn
God damn go with the one with 72 bullets. How about that?
It's hammies gotta do it
All right, where's the shooting at where's this shooting at hmm excuse me excuse me
Mr. Can we know I can't see I can't see bro at all
Jesus Christ
I don't think he's going to appreciate that.
Now there's somebody else down here shooting too trying to give me some backshots.
Where are they at though?
Where are they at though?
Open up!
Oh, for prick's sakes, brother.
God damn. I had the bush on me. I had the bush on me, brother.
The hell he is this is that what he was trying to use on me because I don't think it's too good though
I
Hear people
Another technical bush
So what happens when we use it
They won't even know right
Do we engage with uh, Chapel's Bush?
Engage!
I'm going in.
I just want some action, man. Excuse me?
I'm a little skeptical to use the uh, hello?
Just a bush bro.
I'm just a bush.
Don't even try it.
sussied by the bush blowing in the wind.
I hear shots but I don't see anybody.
How annoying.
They in the blue?
Well we gotta go this way anyway or wait no we don't gotta go this way but I think
we'll find people coming towards us if we go this way.
Aw if only I had a sniper right now.
Where they at?
Where they at?
Where they at?
Where they at?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Somebody had to have won that fight.
Where are they, Jack?
Where are they?
Am I in the wrong spot?
Why do I hear music?
Big shots!
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
It's supposed to be friendly, friendly.
What do you mean by big shots?
They didn't want to run, brother.
I thought they would run this way.
Maybe they both died during the Tessil.
Rift of Palooza.
I can't believe we're still in bush form too.
I'm trying to get into some combat and see what it do.
see if we can bamboozle anybody
now here's somebody
bro I kinda like that SMG
with the ACOX site
it's good
uh...
So this thing's like a shotgun, right?
So inconspicuous, just this bush opening up chests.
Nothing to see here.
It's just Chapel Roan's bush is all I thought I was going to take fall damage.
I say we explode this truck for that 8 extra shield.
I don't want people to shoot me in the back.
Also we don't have time.
I just realized.
Storm's a closing in.
We got to get out of here.
Looks like we got two two supplies of bushes, too
I feel like the common twin hams
Might not be better to use
Quiet up jet
We go in inconspicuous
This is Black Ops, or I should say, Green Ops.
Charlie Echo Delta Operation Bush.
Operation Bush Success?
Put another one on bro. Well, I'm taking this while I'm taking this gear. I don't want them seeing a bush
I don't want them to see chapel taking it
Sheesh, oh my god, not the not the purple hammies
Whoops meant to take that
Noice
What is this
Flowberry miscrenade. Oh, that's gotta be good though. Let's just let's just do that
We got we got frickin twin hammies now finally I
Feel like we can wait for people
The one good thing I like about the bush is that they don't know exactly where to shoot because there's a bush
I'm surrounded by the bush right?
So you don't know exactly where I am to get that hit marker
Think we got to switch up to this
They're trying to shoot across from each other rooftop to rooftop
Yeah, I don't want to be a part of that 15 15 people left. I
Don't want them to know where I am just yet
We need we need operation bush to be successful here
I'm gonna move in slowly
Inconspicuously
Bro has no idea
bro has no idea
oh I got to get into the sweet zone though
it's like there's a battle going on there
I don't want people running behind me while I'm trying to get in here
alright let's go let's make a move
Let's make a move with the twins
We got him chief
We got him chief operation green bush success I don't feel like reloading just yet
I don't know where anybody is
I
Take the Sammo
I think that was all of them though I
I could use a drink for 8 extra HP.
Oh, the Wingsuit, brother, the Wingsuit here, I think, I think we're going to grab that.
And now along my bush, I want to keep the bush, I want to keep the bush.
just continue to be inconspicuous. We can reload now. There's only seven people left.
I think we got this. Now, we got this chat. Don't worry. Don't even worry about it. I
I might be slightly clenched, but I'm also cool as a cucumber.
I don't know why they're fighting over there when they're going to have to come here, and
they're going to be flabbergasted when they run into my bush.
That's all I'm saying.
Let's get into a little better spot.
Are these reloaded?
Good.
We're solid, man.
I don't know about this flowberry mist grenade thing, but oh wait, I gotta go that way.
Footsteps.
Ah, goddammit.
I didn't know that could block.
I didn't know that could block freaking damage, bro.
I thought I could shoot through it.
Hell no.
I'm just gonna do it all the way.
I think he'll come close to me so I'm gonna prepare with the twin hammies.
This guy might think I'm that other guy, so this is perfect.
Oh god.
God damn it, I'm doing the same.
We're out of here bro.
I'm doing the same. I'm going this way though.
I want to keep some distance.
We got to- oh we still have the bush! I wasn't certain if I could do it with the bush on.
Thank goodness.
Let me reload.
Let me reload everything.
Oh, okay.
There's three of us left.
Oh, we gotta go this way.
Hold on, the storm's moving that way?
Wait, so Homeboy's gonna come to me.
Right?
We gotta be careful though.
He probably has more of those, uh, yeah, there he is.
There he is.
Is he gonna come over this hill?
No.
Yeah, let's get in closer and finish one of them then.
Operation Greenbushes a go.
Oh Jesus, they're fighting though. They're fighting. Hold on.
The storm took him, brother!
Oh my God. We actually did it with the bush too. That's crazy.
Did not expect Operation Green Bush to be a utter complete success.
Heck yeah.
Not too shabby, brother.
Not too shabby.
I think their Fortnite IQ was a little low.
They didn't realize by fighting there.
The third bush was me.
Fantastic.
Let's try it again. Let's go for a second. Second Vic Roy, shall we?
I'm gonna try and aim for at least five before I hop off. At least five of these.
I'm gonna keep that going too
If I see bush I'm taking it. Oh my god. It's a fellow
Wait, how'd you get that costume?
Hold on
We're gonna hot to go together or what?
Heck yeah, bro
Was that a different release I didn't see that one what the heck I
Like mine better though
Where we landing where we landing leaf elaps I
Like the name I like the name thank the bus driver and we say adios
I gotta get I gotta get rid of my um
how do you um
you
you
you
you
you
We got ice. We got ice on somebody. Hold on. I think they're gonna come this way. They're
gonna be tempted by that blue SMG. I guarantee it. Maybe not, maybe not. Where'd he go?
Alright, there's somebody back there. I don't feel like, since I lost sight of
I don't feel like playing around like that.
Do these give you anything?
I thought it was gonna drop its fruit.
I'm still paying attention to see if somebody was back there
Okay, I need like a an eight cox site on this thing
Let's get some stamina back before we rush into it
If I can keep distance and use the AR that's my plan
Otherwise we jumping in splayed out with the hammies
Little too dicey to take shots
But I do want to end one of them
I don't think they knew how much damage this thing does
I don't even know how much damage this thing did, bro
No, I don't need any of that I will take the med kit just to just to get full health
And then I'll take this back
Sniper you say
I think I'm good, I think I'm good.
We'll keep everything.
There were some people shooting down on this right side, but I don't know what their intentions
are, so I don't want to mess with them right now.
I could use one of these just to get a little more inside here to the sweet zone.
Jesus, I thought I landed on a person.
I want to go for Big Flush so bad.
Let's take a look at the map. What is this square? Are we dealing with squares?
I must
There's somebody here, right?
There's somebody here, bro.
Oh, Mamacita.
Mamacita.
Bullseye.
Hello.
Let's see what he had.
I'm happy to tell oh yeah it's still well I love using that why the heck am I
bro I should not have a green assault rifle on me what the heck
I mean, it's good, but let me take the stealth for now.
If I have this AR, I really don't need this other AR, so yeah, let me grab the bubble.
And I'll probably replace the bubble with blue shield, make it, I don't know, sun.
Sun knows.
You hear that pony?
I'm hearing some shots.
I don't know where.
Bro Bigfoot is coming this way
It says he's like right in front of me is he in the trees
Do we take a mantra
Where is he oh my excuse me hold up hold up hold up getting shot at Bigfoot is around here, too
Where was he shooting from
Yeah, blanket
Jesus
It's big foot following me bro
I feel like I'm being hunted.
Let's get out of here.
I don't like that.
And the fact that somebody was shooting, I have a feeling they were like around this
area.
Oh, okay hold on, we're gonna wait for him.
Uh oh.
Oh hell no.
I don't know brother. He's got a sniper. I don't know.
Man, try it again, bro. Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought. I did expose myself, so let me do this again.
Did Bigfoot just take him out?
He challenged the big, the big foot.
He got taken out.
Let's get out of here.
He could be waiting for me right there because he knows I got to go in that direction.
So, let's go.
Let's try and get up on this hill.
Get the high ground.
He's a hound.
Ah, he gone.
He gone.
Ah he gone he gone I
Don't want to mess with it now we had shots in him, but I don't want to mess with it now. I don't know where he went
Did he come back up
Which way would he come back up from them
How many people have 8?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
where he at god damn oh he was trying to take that out
The BUSH!
Hey, Operation Greenbush is a go.
It's a go.
Hold on, let me reload here.
I forgot to dance on him.
Freaking bro.
Let me get some better guns before I use it.
I feel like it'll be a waste.
What's happening here? Which one of them is real?
I'm putting the bush on it.
Oh, didn't work.
So we don't want to mess with these guys, huh?
Lunk head and his two sidekicks.
Oh shoot!
It's another bush!
Jesus.
Now he got taken out.
Oh, there's another one.
Why am I missing? Bro, why? No. No. I should have tapped it. I don't know why I was missing
so much. The Enforcer AR is good though. Well, I was spraying way too much there. I was just
letting that thing spray. Not good, not good. Play again. I let it spray way too much.
He's still got me good.
I don't even think it was the sidestep.
I think it was literally, it was literally just me down to spraying instead of, I felt
confident with the spray because of the distance, but it was just far enough that I feel like
I could have tapped it and gotten a little more accurate with that.
Yeah, we're jumping straight into another one straight. Whoops straight into another one
Sabrina let's go
Besties the in-life besties let's get it
So Brina was my ex, Doubt.
Doubt.
I think Luna is taking a nap in the other room right now.
I might pop her in here for a bit.
If we get the next big Roy, I'll bring Luna in for a hot second.
A hot second, alright.
Ro Lauren Cohen is my wife.
Doubt.
Proof or it's doubt.
Okay.
Let's uh...
Let's go right here. I don't really care, bro.
I'm not scared of anybody.
Let's go right here.
I will be scared if I end up with just nothing, but I think I'll get something in that chest.
We float, we float, we float.
We got some.
I'm gonna start fighting people, bro.
Here we go. Here we go.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't even, brother. Don't even.
Don't even, brother.
Uh...
What can I always do with a mech kit?
Cha-ching!
I like the Acoxite, let's keep it, let's keep it for now, the whole Rush SMG.
Would not mind some Blue Shield though.
Excuse me?
Brother, why is the tree got a...
Goddamn.
You thought you can get underneath me like that?
With no consent?
Enforcer!
Let's go!
Yeah, let's keep this hmm I want to find some shields but I don't want to be attacked for
doing it so we got to be careful the bubble shield
Okay, so we ride the hot air balloon. I don't see anybody. Which way do we want to go? Which
Which way do we want to go?
If you want to head in that direction.
Oh!
Who? Who?
Down there?
Whoops.
I'm looking, I'm looking, not seeing anybody, they may have gotten taken out, but they also
might take their time to buy a bunch of stuff, to loot a bunch of stuff in that area.
Smart I gotta do the same and he freakin shields
Where's his chest that
Stealth baby yeah, why not until we get shield
I feel like with the storm closing in
I feel like with the storm closing in they gotta, they gotta be coming this way, bro.
One of them.
Come on.
Come on.
There's gotta be one of them, bro.
No, oh my god, what do I tell you bro?
What do I tell you bro?
Clock them.
Clock them.
I feel like there might be multiples out here.
Come here.
Come here.
Was that it?
We might catch another stray.
We might catch one more stray chat.
Let's see.
I'm waiting.
I could always pop a bubble shield too if they start spraying at me.
Ooh, shoot. You know what I should do?
Before the storm hits, I gotta see if they have shields.
Somebody try to shoot me? I swear to God, bro.
Oh my god, who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Give me that. And I'm out of there.
Oh, Jesus!
Hell nah.
I'm in trouble.
Where he at? He's gotta come this way, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, there he is. Okay, let's just go, though.
Let's just go I don't think I don't think he's gonna fight me
Probably no idea
We need some of this we need some of this
Why did I get any of that oh, give me health instead god damn could have asked
what's that over there nothing the stealth saved my life okay oh mama why I
think that was a person oh we got long ways to go take a look at our map yeah
We got a long ways to go I
Want to just stuck here
pinned by some rando. Oh
Baby, that's a shield not the canoes blocking me hold on
Hold on hold on hold on let me drink this up
Yeah, drink up chappy drink up. Let's see what's in the chest cuz I might need another one
I don't I don't mind getting full health right now. Oh flax SMG. Yes, and let's get out of here
Let's get out of here
Wait, wait, I can't oh
I'm so freakin piss brother
I'm so freakin piss
Can I
Make this I'm gonna start wrapping up med in like
20 HP, I think.
I'm gonna start rapping mad at 30 HP, actually.
A freaking bigfoot is around here, too.
Maybe I should rap now.
Let me rap now, just in case.
In case the bigfoot attacks me.
Woo!
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Luckily, we're not taking too much damage, Flowberry Grenade.
It's the suit though.
It's the suit.
Let's take the suit.
Goddamn.
I haven't gotten some Twin Hammys in a while.
It's a shield.
Let's get it.
Close one. Not bad, not bad. For what that was. God damn.
Storm's closing in again already. Hold up, hold up.
I'm just getting caught up here what about this one see the twin hammies butt
chuchu
was that oh hell yeah baby oh hell yeah baby oh my god not a pink pink one
Let's go.
Ooh, no I don't need it because I have the other one.
What else, what else?
Good, good.
We do need ammo.
That's all good.
I feel like I don't need an SMG and a shotgun.
I should pick one.
Oh, Storm's closing in.
Hold on, let's get rid of the shotgun.
I don't think I'll use it compared to the SMG.
Yeah, I like these two lineups.
The enforcer and the rush SMG or something.
And then we got three, oh hell no.
Let's blast off, because I don't know, I saw Shots fired on two different animals, so
So I'm getting out of there.
And now we can shoot from below.
Or shoot them below, I should say.
Where'd he get hit by?
Ah, he's got sights on me. Hold on.
We got him good, we got him good.
That means he's done for, right?
Should be.
Alright.
Jetpack out of here.
Woo!
Oh hell no.
Fall damage?
What?
When I was paragliding?
And I was paragliding? What?
Ahhhhh!
Nah.
They did me dirty on that one, bro.
They did me dirty on that one. I was set up, too.
I had pink enforcer.
And that's all I need, really.
Bro, unbelievable.
That's like a glitch or something.
There's no way, bro.
Cause like, I think the animation was meant to land on the edge of that hill,
but because it just missed it, we took that full damage.
That's crazy.
And also like, complete splat too.
It wasn't, oh, 1 HP, it was like complete splatter.
Crazy.
Change!
I felt good that I was going to win that one too.
We were so close bro, we were so close.
Splash out of the game is facts.
That's exactly what happened.
Ooh, we got surfs up.
Alright, let's get it.
I'll take surfs up.
I'll take surfs up.
I guess we haven't been here yet, so let's go there.
The tiptoe.
The tippy toe.
Man, if only waves were actually this blue and pink.
That'd be epic.
I think we'll just go for this little residency here.
Let's see if we get any...
any chests.
I see one right there.
Nobody else here too.
Let's start off with the top.
Brother.
Somebody's here.
God dang it.
Where are they at though?
You hear it too, right chat?
Where are they at though?
I don't think they realize I'm right above them.
And we got people sailing in too, so I gotta play this real careful.
Ah, the timing, the timing, the timing was crazy, Gigi.
I got greedy bro.
I saw that cash register and I was like, just a quick, just a quick, really quick, really
quick.
Let me get that gold bar real quick.
Nah, too greedy.
Dumbled.
GG next.
GG next.
GG next.
GG next.
I
I
Am
One more one more
Yeah, get it, card man get it, card man.
Sheesh, card man got hips.
I see it.
Card man got hips.
The battle bus is launching chat.
The battle bus is launching.
Let's see.
Where do we want to go?
I don't mind getting down and dirty.
Let's go over here.
I like when there's a lot of landers.
As long as you get suited up.
I actually didn't mind the tiptoe spot.
Ooh, am I gonna make it here? Let's use the glider for a second
Damn how do you get there so quick?
Nah, we gotta pass it. We gotta pass it. Let's go to let's go to this house right here. I
I think somebody has the same intentions as me, but I want to know no no
I can't bro why can I get close to him
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Play again. Play again.
Ooh la la.
I couldn't get close to him, bro.
I'm slashing and slashing.
I couldn't get close.
not close enough anyway
yeah i risked it
we both like ran for that gun but
he got to it before me it is what it is
oh hello Deadpool hello deadpool meanwhile oh shoot we got a party here
Wait, I'm not in it though. Wrong one.
Hell yeah. We found our crew chat. Let's go. It's always nice finding like-mindedness, right?
Wait, I kind of want to go back to Titus Ross, but I also want my revenge back here.
You know what?
I'm going there, bro.
I'm going there.
It's a long ways away, but I like it.
Think I'll make it.
Or you know what?
I could go here.
I haven't discovered this area yet, so.
Let's unlock, uh, what is this, Bumble Bay?
Bumpy Bay?
Let's do it.
I see it going right there.
Can we get it though?
Jesus. We landed some lucky headshots. Bro has a bush. Let's go. Let's get out of there.
Ah, no, no, no.
Oh, close one, brother.
He tried to use the handys on me.
I didn't give him any room.
She's got special chest here. Let's go. Oh my god drink up
Hell yeah hell yeah
God we got low ammo though
We might be able to take some people out
Rooftop style
But let's see if we can find at least the med kit cuz
Jesus
Nope
Nope, where is he bro?
Nope, nope you guys find it out. It's not fair. No not the lights blocking me. No, no, no, no
Nope.
I'm going around.
They'll never suspect it.
And I'm wearing the bush, frick it.
Can I wear this?
Oh, I hate that I don't have enough HP.
Oh, he's right there, bro.
Oh he saw me.
I knew he saw me bro.
Let's take all this.
Oh we can't. God damn it.
What am I switching up here?
Nope.
There we go.
And then...
We do this.
I need- I need frickin'
I need ammo!
I need health!
Uh, do I want that?
No, I want this right
Let's keep the twin hammies for now I
Know there was people fighting right there, but I feel like I'm pinned in the spot
My mate we might be able to make it out to get over there
He on the rooftop
Hello? You gotta make it! How do we blast him like that?
Jesus Christ!
I think we're set up like this.
I'd prefer the enforcer, but I'll take this.
I'll take all this.
We're set up.
We're set up.
Let's see if we can leave carefully.
I kind of want to jet pack out of here.
Let's go.
I mean, before we do, we could go to a rooftop.
I'm trying to sniper somebody as well, so...
Oof.
Stealth, baby!
Let's get that instead of the minis.
What's this?
I mean, we're in the sweet spot, so we don't really need to go anywhere now.
Now we do our hunting.
This is where the hunting begins.
Oh, I really want a bush though.
Bushes is OP. It's too good. I
Said we waited out though see if we could find anybody
Because we really don't need to
Move just yet we got some time I guess we can move now
I don't know what that was let's get out of here
Like the aim down sights
Okay, we got one.
Is he gonna come from it?
Uh-oh.
Eh, a little bit of hits.
we don't want to get too crazy though
What was that?
Bro, I thought that was a player straight up.
They up here?
There goes my Invisis Blanche.
I need to reload!
I need to reload!
Aw, I can't see him because it's a stupid tree.
Okay, okay, see a few people, see a few people, but they're all in cars, bruh.
They're all in freaking cars.
I'm gonna wait for this guy.
Did he get out?
Is he just is he just looking at me I don't say I don't think anybody's in that car
Hmm we do have one more stealth splash
God damn
Oh, we're gone for them chat.
God damn it.
I think he's trying to find me.
Jesus.
Bro, they both got taken out.
Let's go.
according to plan. Let's go. Come here. Come here.
All right. I think we can skedaddle.
I won't use the jetpack just yet.
Let me see if I can find anybody that's trying to get in over here.
Jesus.
Really gonna...
What the hell was that?
Really gonna be turning into a hunchback after this one bro. I'll feel my back curving
Oh did somebody just land there?
If only I had a bush
I'm gonna move in slow because I don't want anybody hearing me a mile away and already
set up.
Oh, it's a crate thing.
Maybe somebody's there though.
I don't feel like rushing into it.
What's this?
Oh, mama.
Retreat, loot.
Drum gun.
Is that good?
Oh, mama.
Retreat, loot.
Drum gun.
Is it better than what I had?
Oh, hell no.
He almost hit it.
He almost got hit with it.
Jesus
We do this for now
We do got to go
Are we fooling Anna we're fooling everything
Okay, okay, let's get out of here though.
I might need to winksuit.
Oh shoot, how far are we?
Oh shoot!
oh wait but it's gonna follow us
got you
six people left
oh shoot okay hold on
hold on
you see i didn't take any fall damage there bro
i got utterly scammed by that last fall
oh we gotta do it again
it's not good
And I have no medkits, bro. This is not good.
I can't be the only one that's like
in utter danger like this.
Let's run with the storm because I can't risk it. I ain't got no health for that.
God damn it bro!
Let's see.
Somebody just landed here too.
We gotta be careful.
Need a med kit.
Need a med kit bad.
There's stuff here. Oh, give me that
No, I don't need that I need a med kit. God damn it. What did I have?
No, no, no, no, no
Okay storm closing in Jesus four people left
I don't want to make too much noise, brother.
I'm going to do the same, I'm jetpacking out of here.
I kind of want to get on top of this hill.
Oh, somebody's there already.
There's like two people here, bro.
God damn it.
I can't tell if he, uh, oh shoot.
We do that
I'm so dead
Frick
I
That was tough man, I didn't have enough time didn't have enough time for it
That was close to one bro. That was a battle
I
Got caught with like the reload animation and then my twins
My twins were not cutting at that distance
And I got worried because I was like the moment I move away from this tree. I ain't gonna have a shot anyway
That was good game me GG next
Good game good game. I like games like that. That was fun, man
We almost had him
I'll take second place
Let's get it.
We're this close.
We're this close, I could taste it.
Victory is literally within our grasp.
If I didn't take so much damage from the storm, totally would have had a chance there.
But it was a toughie.
Damn, putting shots to her face like that?
I forgot I even had this email.
Alright y'all, Battle Bus is launching and let's do the thing partner.
Let's do the thing.
I have a few skins.
I figured I would play with the chapel one.
Pain of palms it is.
Pain of palms it is. Come on. Let's get it.
I ain't gonna make it.
I ain't gonna make it.
We need a uh, paraglide over there.
At least to the spot I want to get as close to as possible.
Hello.
Hello!
Pro flew by me like, don't mind me?
Ooh, a lot of people landing here.
I'm gonna get inside the warehouse first though, I think.
Oh, but I don't think it matters.
I'm on a fricking gun.
Is that a chest upstairs?
God damn it.
Oh, there's a chest over there
I want in on some of this action
Are they like super far though?
The hell is that?
Where is he bro?
Is he up there?
Oh, hey.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Jesus.
This gun's pretty good too, man. Shotgun is pretty good, too.
The iron one? I think any shotgun of that range, bro. You're getting blasted away.
Base peeled back. Skeletal exposed. What is that? That's a banana. How do I get that?
I like that there's so many more chests as opposed to before it felt like you gotta find
chest every like 200 miles.
Let's go.
Excuse me?
I didn't get the memo.
I didn't know the storm was closing in like this.
Hold on.
Jesus, thank goodness I picked up two of those medkits, huh?
Hmm
It gives
Okay, okay, ooooh, man, I don't want to trade it out for the blue, obviously, but I do prefer
the sights on that one.
Yeah, I saw somebody trying to use this on me.
I don't like it, though.
Actually, no, let's try it out.
Let's try it out.
I don't want to get it.
Let's get rid of this.
I swear to God, if it lets me down, though.
I'm going for him.
on them down
one is that crazy on here or
okay
is a horrible decision but
Let's do it.
Is he up top?
We're in and it ain't go.
Can you skedaddle out of there?
Oh I want that SMG.
Ah that's Twin Hammies bro. I wasn't sure which one he had. I thought my SMG
would do more. Never making that mistake again. Absolutely useless. Gotta whip out
the shoddy when that close range is there gotta do it I knew if I had my um if I
had my my blue one on me it was over it was over
shotguns overpowered that's what we just got to keep on us one shotgun no I like
the SMG too. It's kind of a good balance. Super, super close range. You just want a shotgun.
That middle range SMG, long range AR. It feels pretty balanced. In that moment because I didn't
know I made a bad prediction that they would like skedaddle. I didn't know they were hiding
right there. That's on me.
Jesus!
All right, where are we dropping where we dropping we could go to classify Canyon
Humble Hills has stuff apparently right now. Let's go to battle battle with Boulevard. Let's do that. Let's do that
Bell battle bro, why can't I say the word battle with Boulevard? Let's go
Oh my god, I forgot to thank the bus driver, bro.
This one might not be good because I forgot that.
We'll still do our best.
I think we've got a paraglide here, it's a little too far away.
I
Don't see a lot of people coming in this direction
There's a chest right there I go for that one call it a day on this one
I'm going for it, bro.
I know somebody else landed around here.
Let's just go for them.
Eek, yeah, bruh, two of the same guns.
hammies we're using the hammies
let's get closer those shots sound like super far away
What is this?
Sure.
Oh, we got footsteps.
Charlie Echo Delta, we got footsteps.
I'm taking the gold buster
where are they bro
I want in on this
down the rooftops
there's so many footsteps
Okay, I see him.
Let me get out of here, bros.
Too much glass.
Let me get out of here.
I don't want them to hear me.
She's scooting.
She's skating.
If I blast that mannequin's head off.
Nobody bro.
Hey, they being too quiet.
There's no way.
There's no way bro.
They're being way too quiet, bro
I got no shields
What is that for the bunker
I
Med kit I think I need it though
Not right now
There's a fucking bush
I don't want it brother.
I don't want it.
Let's keep our guns.
We don't really need that one either anymore.
I guess if we're out of ammo on one of them,
it's nice switching it up.
But let's keep our inventory clean for this run.
See how we do with that strategy.
Yeah, I know I could use some small pots
before I would have taken that one.
But I also don't want to find myself in a gunfight
without the shield.
it definitely helps
oh heck yeah bruh
oh my frickin jesus
god damn
Nope.
I don't like the spot. I don't like the spot at all.
Alright.
They're with my freaking shield and my health,
But we might, if they weren't chasing us, might see them?
Oh wait.
We gotta go.
God damn it.
Frickin' storm!
Oh, what the-
Goddamn.
Alright.
Did he follow me?
We got a gold rush over here.
I don't like having 59 health.
See if we can find our way out.
Oh, let's go.
Some ammo.
Oh, some hammies.
Oh, we already got hammies.
I could use shields.
Shield, please.
I'll take the shield bubble for now.
Oh, let's go.
I'm not waiting.
I need it.
I need it.
Oh.
Hello?
What is this chopping speed?
Oh, let's go.
Excuse me?
What?
What?
Oh, that's dirty, bro.
That's dirty.
That is quite the tease.
Oh, we got action here, huh?
I'm like way too far away though.
Ooh, too far away.
Let's cross the bridge.
Probably gonna be seen... oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Should we jetpack out of here? I don't like this. Let's get behind them.
I feel like there's no way to get past them without doing this. I think I see some
stealth juice up here too. Oh God, he's coming for me. He's coming for me, bro.
Let's go.
I mean, Storm's closing in.
There he is.
There he is.
Ah, he went in this.
Oh, hell no who did that bro?
Where was he I didn't see him
GG GG god damn spoke to me I
I was landing my shots on this dude long-range
I'm game blasted flattened by somebody else
My goodness my goodness
My god, it's a fellow chapel
Should we do this one or this one?
I don't even know what happened there.
Yeah I got two tunnel vision.
On that one do long range.
And I should have known that there was like multiples of them all around me too.
Alright.
Mmmmm.
We got Latte.
Let's go to the riptide.
Or no, let's go to, let's go to, let's, eh, yeah, yeah.
I want to get that special chest if it's around there.
Let's see if I get close enough.
There's Glide here.
I got a long way to Glide.
I'll have plenty of time to discover the ones I haven't discovered yet, especially if there's
that like big loot over there too.
I'm gonna see if I can find the big blue here.
Let's go straight ahead.
I might not land in a good spot here.
That was a zone!
Uh, okay.
This is not good.
at least something. He's like probably over here.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
What does plant do?
There's somebody else here right shooting from behind
Yeah, damn
They saw the heat now they don't want none of it, huh?
Mm-hmm
I want to find some better stuff.
There it is!
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
Footsteps.
god damn do I have time to do this?
now when there's a car there brother
Jesus Christ.
Oh shoot, he had a minigun?
probably awful hold up there's like there's a ton of stuff here bro we got
slurp juice we got we got tons of stuff here I thought that was a person for a
second okay I think we're set we got the infantry rifle I thought it was the
enforcer but I'll take it we got a shotgun we got a mini gun I think we're
set bro we got the giant chug jug yeah we're set bro should we go and take on
on um Bigfoot? Hell yeah bro, hell yeah. Oh we stacked. We stacked that. Oh my god
It's a frickin' bush.
Hold on.
We wear it, and then we can jet pack.
Hell yeah, bro.
I hear Bigfoot.
Where is he at?
I feel like taking him on.
What's the worst he can do?
Especially when I have a minigun. Where is he? Where's Borlatt?
Or is that the boss down there?
This guy right here, he's the boss? Should we take him out?
Or is this stupid? You watch yourself buddy?
God damn we got it I don't really want the minigun
Beach Brutus!
Let's go.
What he do this?
That's what I want to know.
What the hell he?
Alright.
Oh my god!
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, I want the legendary hammies.
she's Jesus we're stacked bro perfect landing
perfect landing all right
want to go around there let me let me create a waypoint so I know where my
center is so I know where I need to my north star needs to be so I don't get
turned around because it's pretty far away so he's the one that summons the
decoys huh mythic gun sheesh I'll take it I'll take it sounds like it's gonna
to get the job done, huh?
I love when the pony skis also.
What's the range on the mythic gun?
I feel like that was way too easy because of the minigun, but I didn't want to risk holding
the minigun if someone's sliding and shotgunning me.
It just didn't feel worth it.
Alright, let's find some high ground and hunt some people down
We came out victorious in that freaking battle, bro
But now
Where is everybody?
The Golden Shiff?
There could be people behind me because of the storm.
Oh mama.
We got some hits.
Yeah, I'm not gonna risk it.
I don't know if he could see me.
Oh my god, we got a bush.
Oh, what the freak?
Let's get a, ah, my god.
Where'd he go?
Oh
One one one one H pay brother
One H be brother
We were close on that one. Ah, we were close on that one
Bro was tanky! He was so tanky! Jesus! I thought I was able to just start blasting away, but
Bro was tanky! I wasn't expecting that much. Beep!
Well played, good sir. Well played. Geez. Maybe I should have had the mini gun on me.
goodness i thought i was about to cook them up
especially when i have my frickin i was part of the bush operation right there
too
i was part of the frickin bush operation man
alright we got time for one more
lets do it
Oh
Damn a bag bro
Ugh
My back
Thanks
Who did that
Let's go
All right, where are we landing?
Let's see where the chests are at.
God damn, all the way up- oh, shoot, right here.
Oh, everybody's gonna be here.
I'm gonna be the last one to land too.
the last one land on this
company players there are a problem
uh...
we're going into that crevice
going out all problems like for other people now
nazi flight
Fakie! Fakie! Fakie!
God damn, that was close!
Let's go back down there.
Sheesh!
Okay, so far so good, I'll take that chitchin, I say we keep the shawty.
I want to find one of those good chests.
Everyone trying to take control over this one.
What is this, Enforcer AR?
I kind of like that.
What the hell is this?
Shield Double Man.
Oh, freaking stealth right here, bro.
Excuse me.
want to jump down. Alright let's get back. Let's get back to the action.
How do we get in there?
Teleport?
Uh-oh.
Where are we going?
Oh.
Ah gang.
Oh shoot, we're like outside of it now.
I don't want to do that.
Where's the boss man?
I could always wait for somebody to start beefing up on Boss Man and then just end them while they're trying to transform.
Sounds like a really good strategy.
As long as nobody notices we're here.
I could stealth it up if things get dicey.
Let's get back up there, though.
Might be able to snipe somebody.
Okay, whoa
Start running brother
Oh mama, oh we almost had 39 HP we almost had him
Mmm. He had one of those guns.
Ooh, he had one of those guns.
Ah!
We were so close.
Heh heh heh.
We were so close, Chat.
Dang, Nabbit. You see, I was late to the drop, though.
I feel like I would have had a better opportunity if I was a little closer.
It was my decision to engage battle so that's on me while he was in
The vehicle
So it's okay, it's okay
Oh
Let's see what this next one brings us
I'm hoping hello