you
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hello what's going on guys how you doing how you doing
welcome back welcome back
by diving to some soma
some epic soma
you guys ready for it man
i don't know anything about this game by the way i know it was recommended to me
last year
so long ago basically so long ago
that uh...
yeah
I don't remember like I just thought of my library and I was like, man, I need a new game.
I need a new game to play.
I'm not going to mention the game that I got bored with.
I'm not going to mention it, but I did get bored.
I'm not going to lie.
I'll finish the story, but the puzzles, I'm not going to lie.
They were quite literally yawn fest.
But I'm the type of guy that gives the benefit of the doubt.
So I'm definitely going to finish it.
I just want to be able to mix in a little bit,
mix in a little bit.
And I don't know, this to me, because it feels kind of cozy
today.
This is the cozy weather for me right now.
Got a little overcast going on.
I got the lights out a little bit.
You know what I mean?
This is going to be some cozy, comfy gameplay.
Anytime I play one of those low-lit games, which this
kind of look like it, um, slash Spooky Games.
This is it right here.
This to me feels like a cozy game.
You know, I do miss, I miss cozy games, man.
I miss, I miss games like Life is Strange.
That to me is a great cozy game.
Y'all got any cozy games you can recommend me?
Cause I got a feeling this ain't gonna be cozy.
I got a feeling this is not gonna be cozy.
Outer Wilds was cozy, yes.
Besides the fact we got obliterated when the sun blew up,
which gave me massive anxiety,
because that used to be one of those things as a kid
that I would just like imagine all the time.
I'd be like, oh my God, what are we?
Right?
And the sun exploding and all that stuff,
trying to think into that fourth dimension essentially.
Anywho, Outer Wilds was very cozy at the start
until you find out these random man planets
be spooky man.
Those planets be spooky before your eyes.
Is that a good one?
Is that a cozy one?
Man, I hate that I have to get like,
I gotta get another light.
Cause I, as you can see in my second camera right here,
bro, I don't wanna have to get like all up
In my monitor's business, to get better lighting here,
it is what it is.
But yeah, before your eyes, let me make a note of that.
That sounds cozy.
It even sounds cozy.
Is it on Steam?
Rhetorical question.
Everything is on Steam now, huh?
Watch it be the most spooky game ever to exist, getting
baited over here getting baited most spooky game to ever exist I don't know
if this one's gonna be spooky I'm excited to play it because I don't know it
looked like it looked like it had technology when I was rummaging through
my steam library I was like hmm I don't know I was gonna hop on some
roblox I was like damn maybe maybe have a little fun time but that's like
high energy anytime I play roblox it's not really cozy for me and like I
said I'm feeling the cozy weather right now. I'm feeling a little cozy weather.
So, I feel like, what if I open that blind over there? Hold on, let me see if I can...
Bro, it's like, I'm not this close, that's why, and I don't want to have to lean this close.
Let me see if I can open a blind over there. Get a little more light.
Now we talking now we talking okay, it's not as it's not as bright oh
All right
Let's do it and I gotta get my tablet closer so I can see cuz bro. I can't see anything
I'm not that old, but I feel a little low ready
I feel like that's circa 2024 circa right now I feel like the pandemic aged everybody like at least 20 years
Can't just be me it can't I refuse to believe it sent to you on discord steam link
Thank you the before your eyes on a double check
Only oh
But then I want to have access to
And it'll be fine.
And then let's just move my phone over there.
But yeah, before your eyes.
Oh, that looks bright and colorful.
Our first person narrative adventure, which tells the story
of a soul's journey into the afterlife.
Ooh, oh my god, is that like the Pixar movie Souls?
Because that's literally the description, by the way.
Where a soul just navigates the journey of the underworld or the other side, I don't know.
But that's literally the description.
Am I gonna play the souls Pixar movie?
And it's only $10!
What a steal. What a steal.
I saw some clips on that on TikTok. You're right.
It might be, sounds like it.
Anyways, we'll play some soma.
We'll see how we do
Hopefully nothing too scary or too wild. Let's see if I can hang my
How did I do this before like this?
damn
Look at that. I'm all mic'd up
I'm all mic'd up ready to go. Let's do it
Let's do it
Okay, the gamma seems
Good question mark
Oh God.
This ain't the setup.
Hold on.
I got my mouse here.
Maybe I don't need my monitor this close, my tablet.
I mean, let's back up a little bit.
Let's back her up a little bit.
Back that booty up.
Okay.
And then let's move the keyboard a little bit too.
Bear with me.
All right.
I think we're ready to go.
Damn, imagine they were mic'd up like this on reality TV.
It'd be so dystopian and goofy looking.
All right, let's get it, let's get it.
I mean, the game looks good.
I always go with the default.
There's not really a reason to change unless I just
want to destroy the cinematics.
Damn, I don't remember where the default was now.
This looks like the middle, doesn't it?
Adjust so you can barely make out the details
on the robot poster on the left.
There's a robot poster.
Oh, I see it.
OK, barely make out the details.
I mean, yeah, this is good, then, the default.
It's funny, I kind of like to see if I get surprised.
Like, wow, the default gamma is actually
needing of adjustment for the first time
never the case by the way
never the case i don't think i've ever adjusted a gamma
unless it's a competitive game where i want to
be able to make out the details obviously
monsters are dangerous and can kill you
uh... you need to think and sneak survived the way the game
was designed from the start
all okay okay okay
need to think and sneak to survive all this a no cozy game
This is not no cozy game.
We need to sneak.
So this is all about sneaking.
The same like the other game where we just like, we go in.
Neck out first.
It's good in here.
I never changed Emma and Soma.
Reality is which, oh no.
I don't know what it said.
Are you OK, Simon?
Probably something to do with reality.
Oh, that's nothing.
It's just my brain can't stop bleeding from the accident.
Here, take this.
That's nothing.
It's green.
Ashley, I need to tell you something.
Simon, please don't make this weird.
No, no, it's not like that.
Oh, you know who's gonna make it weird.
Simon is about to drop that weird bomb right now.
This is a little bit niche.
These are never enough time.
They're back to where I'm from.
That kind of reminded me of like the butterfly fact.
I was just gonna be here right away.
Blessings on the scratch of my brain.
Yeah, yeah, just a bad dream. Are we still on for today?
Yeah, that's why I'm calling. I wanted to remind you to drink the tracer fluid I sent you.
It'll help me capture a better image of the damages.
Don't worry, I got it somewhere.
Okay, great. I'll see you in a couple of hours then.
Okay, see you soon.
My whole body is vibrate.
Me on random Tuesday.
To move around. Okay, they're teaching us the basics here.
basics move what where did I put the tracer fluid oh I see I see I see okay
okay we need to move the the left joystick
I swear that guy is the memory of a goldfish.
I even sent an email to remind him, didn't I?
That's funny, this guy, this voice actor reminds me of somebody.
I don't remember who, but not anybody famous, just somebody that I feel like I know.
He has one of those voices.
tracer fluid oh oh okay we're learning we're learning let's put that down
okay gotcha getcha what does the tracer fluid look like get well soon love was I
I say, mom?
Aw, you text inside?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, when you're done with it.
I get it, I get it.
To open the doors, first interact with them and pull using,
oh, it's right stick, not left stick.
I did the right stick.
I did the left stick, I mean.
And it still worked, for some reason.
But yeah, that's better.
Tracer Fluid.
I have a memory of Goldfish too.
I think we all do to specific things, you know?
Things we don't want to be bothered with.
Absolute Goldfish memory.
Is that the Bible?
Robin McConnell Hooked!
Looks pretty cool. Looks pretty cool.
Let's close the door.
I don't want to leave it open because it's going to feel like it's mess with my OCD.
Who goes into a...
Let me know if any of y'all do this, but when you open a door you just leave it open.
That to me is like, whoa!
I should buy something healthier in my way home.
What the heck is that?
Is that a bottle of mayonnaise?
See, that's another thing too.
What the...
There's something about mayonnaise. I can't with mayonnaise.
Okay, so I'm gonna assume the trace of food is definitely not in this room because...
I just know, I just know it's not in this room.
I like the, I like the attention to detail man.
It's pretty cool, it's pretty cool.
It feels very aesthetically real.
Is this the tracer fluid?
What is that?
Oops.
my butterfingers. As you can see I skipped leg day. Bro, how is it not? Away you go.
And then we'll just close this back up. Tracer fluid, what the heck does that look like?
my homies hate mayonnaise? What about you? What about you though? What's your take on
mayonnaise? I have a strong suspicion since since you didn't say nothing about it,
you might really enjoy a good bottle of mayonnaise and listen there's nothing
wrong with that, okay? I personally just don't like it. But now that I
I say that I've been thinking like hmm what would I actually enjoy mayonnaise with quite possibly tuna that's the only thing I
Think you can go well with tuna
But like not really I don't know it's been a long time since I've ever like
Went all out on some mayonnaise
Maybe a dash here or there. Oh, is this it tracer fluid?
Was that is that milk did bro just leave milk on top of his refrigerator?
Actually, no. What's W-O++?
I'm struggling to find this tracer fluid as an under the bed.
Oh, let me get up in this door.
No.
Hmm.
Ooh.
I did not like that noise.
Getting up and you hear a, that definitely
wasn't the noise, but like I was trying to recreate it.
That sploosh noise.
An epic sploosh noise.
Where's- Where's this fluid man?
Where's the fluid man?
He might have! He might have, Butter Dog.
He might have.
Uh... Oh, this is cool.
Whoa.
I like that.
Thank you again for participating in our research.
The scan will be performed at the PACE laboratories in Toronto.
But since we are guests, our access is about unpredictable.
I will try to schedule a scan session for Saturday.
I'll get back to you when it's confirmed.
Check the bathroom.
Okay. I did the.
what the heck see I know it's in the bathroom now because I know you played
this game so I know you definitely know where it is but where the heck is it
supposed to be is it that
is it in the trash can whoops
Tracer fluid. Oh, is it this thing? No, that's toothpaste.
With a toothbrush. How do I zoom it back out, though?
Once I bring it close to my face, I can't, like, everything's just going to fall on the floor.
Is this it? This isn't it.
The spawn location is really weird. Yeah, because look there's nothing in there. I
Feel like it wouldn't be difficult to find it, right? I
Don't know if I checked these drawers. Oh
Bro, of course. Whoops. Hold on. Gotta get an angle on this thing
What the bro there we go
To use an object, you have acquired PressRT when the item displayed on the screen.
We gulping!
It feels like milk, but the taste. It's like sucking on a penny.
That's weird.
What's this?
Downtown accident kills young woman.
Oh, no!
Ends with a surprise?
Oh, my goodness!
50% off!
Amazing.
So now that we did this, what do we do?
I can't believe that took as long as it did, though, from being honest.
Okay.
Enough with the college life here.
What do we do next?
Do we make a call?
What's my objective?
Do I go back on the computer?
Do I run it around here?
Hi, Jesse, since you-
Oh, I forgot to hit send.
Oh my God.
Hi, Jesse, since you probably forgot,
here's me reminding you
that I've got the doctor's appointment tomorrow.
I.e., I'm not coming into work.
This means you need to make sure you're actually on time to open up the store.
And please unpack the boxes behind the counter.
They're starting to become a workplace hazard.
Also books tend to sell much better if they are put on shelves where people are able to
actually see them.
Ugh, the passive aggressiveness on this guy.
Are you sure you want to send?
Absolutely.
No.
Better late than never. True that, true that. Was that it? Whoa, wasn't expecting
that a hefty breath there, buddy. Thank you again for participating in research.
New prescription. Dear Mr. Jarrett, I'm happy to hear your headaches have
become less frequent. Your latest tests show your brain is slowly recovering,
but it's still too early to tell how well it will adjust to the damage.
The bleeding will continue over the coming months.
Jesus.
At least, uh, and you will need to come into the hospital a few times to drain the cavity
to prevent the blood from building up pressure.
Since excessive stress could be fatal, I have written you a prescription for prozosin
to help you with your nightmares.
Please read the instructions and Medicaid accordingly.
Try to get a lot of rest and I'll see you next week.
Sounds good sounds good. I
Was trying to see if I can go into the other programs
But when I click B it goes nowhere, so I
Guess that's it should I open the blinds?
Summer's coming. Oh, it's a good one
Very cool, I like the aesthetic not gonna lie kind of reminds me of like one of those
Korean horror movies on Netflix.
Mapping Minds. Albert Isaacson.
Widely praised as one of the most comprehensive yet accessible texts about the anatomy of the human brain.
Its function and our perception of consciousness.
Ooh la la. That flash banged me? Seriously. Same.
When I opened up those blinds I was like, oh my God, Jesus is coming back now.
Okay, so we did the deed. Like, are we... what is our objective? Do we put our pants on?
Do we take a shower?
I mean, sure.
I'm doing to keep the doctor waiting. I'll shower when I get back.
Oh.
Oh, so we're leaving. Okay, okay, okay. So let me close the door. Let me tidy up the place, you know.
I don't want to leave things all weird like no you need to be stinky exactly we're gonna be real stinky for the doctor
Doctor about to get hit with these fumes
Oh, you know.
Tell me this is New York without telling me it's New York.
Tell me this is a New York setting without explicitly saying that it's a New York setting.
She has to see the grimoire.
Oh, that's some teeth coming back.
It's on a way to reverse the hall, you know, tying things.
Tying things? You're the worst support ever.
What should I say?
I'll see you later, Jesse. Don't burn the place down while I'm gone.
Over and out, buddy.
You won't find me in the road, will you?
Why is this the seat?
Oh, then again, if the homeless man sat next to me after I already sat down, it would be a little weird to get up and move seats, you know what I mean?
I've been in those weird situations where I'm like, oh God, it's too, it's too awkward to like have to get up right now.
And move to another seat because then you might trigger the dude.
Being like, RRRRRR!
Hello?
Dr. Munshi?
Oh this don't look like no doctor's office, what the heck?
This ain't no doctor's office.
Where is everyone? I thought this place would be busy.
Should I open up the blinds because I can't see anything in here man.
Let's open up the blinds.
Bro, this is an abandoned, okay first of all you do not stick around.
Unless they said there was like a construction zone happening.
Oh my god Toronto, there is no way they just depicted the subway system that they
depicted yeah the subway system as Toronto that that being in Toronto that's crazy.
I've never been to Toronto, but come on now.
That's a little goofy.
You're telling me Toronto is exactly like New York?
Paul, where are you?
We've got a few hours.
I got a whole of Simon's chair.
Let's do this.
I saw your laptop in the reception and you're already here?
Call me ASAP.
What?
Oh, hell no.
What do you mean, let's do this?
Oh my God, somebody's gonna kidnap me.
Hi, Paul.
about using the lab this week. I managed to put the scanner for tomorrow morning
and again on Friday. It's not a lot, but they said we could use the empty
reception area as a kind of office. It would allow us to use their computers to
run models and also if a time slot opens up we can get in there and use a
scanner rig right away. I thought we could use some tests tomorrow. We could do
a scan of each other to learn the equipment. It's supposed to be pretty
easy. On Friday I'm hoping Dr. Erin Peek will send somebody over. She has
As a patient that was recently in a car crash should be interesting.
Oh Canada!
I found some extra time in the lab today. Unfortunately nobody told us about the code change.
So I called security, talked to professor.
We, to have him vouch for our project, and finally got a hold of some haunch over at PACE's legal department
that could re-grant us permission to use the lab.
I'm not allowed to repeat the code in mails or text,
but I'll leave a note or something in case we forget.
So there's a note somewhere.
Okay, first of all, that first email about like,
come on, I can't take salmon!
Salmon.
Bro, I really said salmon.
Uh, Simon.
Sounds like some type of fricking kidnapping scheme.
What is this would it be in here?
2501 or is that 2504?
Kind of looks like 2504 first tuna than salmon. Yeah, I know. I got fish on the brain apparently.
I got fish on the brain.
Let's double check all the doors.
Oh, so this is what they're trying to do.
Put your scalpel away.
The brain can heal itself.
I believe it.
Quantum Mechanic says we can do it.
It is about getting the brain to do the right thing.
Damaged brain scan to produce a computer model.
test conducted on a model without risk, perfected treatment is then applied on a
patient. Uh-huh. Damn, the fact that we got to be the monkey in this test though,
it's kind of crazy. Oh, should we see what's on this? Can we? Can we interact?
You're really not going to give me an option to- what if I- what if I do this?
No.
Okay.
Last drawer.
Last but not least.
What is that?
Stapler?
What is this?
Okay.
Oh, what if we try and put it in the uh, desktop?
Can we do that?
Dang it.
I thought for sure that would work.
I thought for sure.
Alright, so let's try it out.
254 or 2504 or 2501, right?
Two, five. I'm gonna try a four first. And then what, pound?
Berre! Berre!
This is the place, right? Must be.
David Munchie?
Let's just call Munchie real quick.
Dang it, did I mess up?
It's phone turned off.
Oh, okay good.
I can figure this out.
Okay, I was already a step ahead.
I'm trying to see where it was.
Okay, so it's definitely in here, right?
Oh, what's that?
That's nothing.
Okay, page 56.
Two, that is a four, right?
Two, five, oh, or is that a one?
Two, five, oh, four, two exclamation points.
Reverse projector technique.
Maybe that's not the password.
I don't think that's the password, right?
Hmm.
He did say he would leave a note somewhere around here.
Why wouldn't it be around the desk though, you know?
I feel like that would be the first place...
first place to leave a note at...
is on somebody's desk.
2501.
I haven't tried it, but it's because I didn't know if I was supposed to...
I didn't know how to reset the thing.
Let's try it
Bro unbelievable
Unbelievable man. Oh
It's that easy
Pressing old LT while moving to run. Oh
Cool, I mean we don't got to do that right now, right? Why are they teaching me how to run?
Why are they teaching me how to run so far?
What's going on over here, man?
We've got a syringe.
We've got some computer activity going on.
Got a bottle of juice.
That's not suspect at all.
I
Locked oh
Doctor oh hi didn't hear you come in Simon Jared right dr. Munchie
But I said just mr. Munchie, but I'm working on it munchie actually you're helping you right now
Yeah, part of your thesis work. Yeah, it's just not doing with my colleague Paul bird
We hope to design a gentle way to work with brain reconstruction to help people like you.
Oh, did you take the tracer fluid?
Yes. Yes, I did.
Great.
Well, we can start whenever you're ready.
Are we ready?
I guess we are ready, huh?
I'm ready.
So, what exactly are we doing?
We're going to do a scan of your brain.
brain. Then we build a computer model of it and bombard it with stimuli. The program
will help us to quickly iterate your treatment plan until it's fully optimized. In short,
develop the perfect treatment for your condition. So it's not just to study, this will actually
help me.
I should hope so.
A little bottoming.
A huge waste of time.
Chuckles at the end of that a huge waste of time ha ha ha as I'm over here dying
Being some monkey lab tests right here
She just realized I guess I could always get the light
All right, let me just get this out of the way should mean
You are Simon Jerrick, correct?
By dropping it a little bit.
We're on a Canada munchie.
Go on 1988, July 16th.
Right.
Platinum, graph, virgin, sex.
Good.
All files in one.
Well, this hurt.
It's just a scan.
It'll hurt about as much as getting your picture taken.
Indians thought cameras would steal their souls.
That's how.
Huh.
Let's hope they're wrong.
Ready?
Say cheese.
Okay, I don't know if I am ready for this.
Damn.
What happened?
God, what's this like?
I'm trying to create a contraction that will have it hanging on this wired frame thing.
Mr. Munchie?
Did something go wrong?
Is this...is this where the Munchie takes place?
Mr. Munchie?
This isn't funny.
Oh hell no, man.
I'm not supposed to put myself in...
We are...
Are we in the future?
It's just kind of stressing me out.
What is this?
Whoa.
How did I get here?
Dude, we are in the future.
Service console.
Insert Omnitool to access.
Service console.
Omnitool chip installer.
build, shape and optimize your Omnitool.
Omnitool toolbox.
Oh, and then this is where we put the Omnitool.
Ooooooh.
Okay, okay.
What the heck is going on over here now?
Dude, you know what this reminds me of? This plot?
It kinda reminds me of Futurama.
When main character homie just got blasted into the future, by being in the chiro-chirochamber.
Unlocked criminal.
Damn.
So, we can't leave right now?
What was that?
Damn, these some goofy-looking suits.
Okay, so I'm going to assume that we need the tool first.
Where the heck is that?
Maybe in one of these boxes
Chair out here, bro
Whoa press I'll be in holding on just to throw it bro. What the heck was that though?
I take my eye off the screen for one second and all of a sudden Jesus.
Am I supposed to sneak? Am I supposed to be quiet right now?
Let me try...
Is that how you throw it?
It said LB, right?
Bro, that ain't no throw. What the heck is that?
I was expecting like a big swoosh.
Okay, I'm not really sure...
What I'm supposed to do if I can't access...
This thing.
Where do we find this omni-tool at?
Where do we open the hatch? Oh, what's this?
Do we break the glass? Is that what we're supposed to do?
Burra! There is no way...
Okay, just so you guys understand, the sound volume in my earbuds is at, like, 10,000, like
a 10,000 dB level.
So for reference, let's say 100 is normal, I'm at, like, 10,000 right now.
So the smashing of that window is mad loud.
Intress A.
Okay.
So this ain't normal.
This is not normal.
Something is weird here.
Oh man.
I think it's very...
constant.
They've been expected. They're having a really hard time getting the doors open.
Call permacill as many as you can, rather than take any chances.
Roger. Did you cut off the factory floor?
Hold on. She'll keep us a little longer. I'm on my way to lock out the comp set.
Just make sure to leave a way out of here.
Trust me, I'll put you there safe and sound.
We just need to make sure we'll leave enough power, buddy, so we don't have to return.
I hear that. See you back at camp.
If your volume is so high, you gotta check your ears.
How did I do that?
No, the only reason it's high is because I can't...
If I lower it, it'll be lower for you guys.
You guys hear it lower than I hear it, that's why.
So I'm sacrificing my ears for you.
I mean, I don't know if there's a way to...
I don't know how you're supposed to control the volume on.
Uh, airpods.
I don't know.
Shame.
It's okay.
A small price to pay.
a stinky bathroom.
What is this?
That's a oddly disgusting sound.
Okay, so I guess we just keep moving it along.
Dude it's gonna be so loud. It's gonna be so loud. You know what I can do. I can
technically see what the sounds are right now and kind of match it. Let's see.
Oh, it's already at 4.30 at like max almost
So it's going towards the green is what you're telling me, huh?
Because bro, this is so loud. You have no idea
There was she good she rain
Coming down to such small price to pay for real. I know that's that's what I'm talking about here
Let me see let me see if I can
adjust because I'd be down for like 50 because it's still like super loud and
then I'll just raise it in here I don't always track that 4.4 point negative 4.3
I'm sorry, one second.
Negative 4.3, G.B.
Libbutz, because I could always adjust the back.
We'll do that, and we'll do this.
OK.
It's lower.
It's not as high anymore, it's not as high, that's annoying.
I could honestly even go lower, because I have very good hearing, but let's put that
over there.
But it's just even lower now for you guys, so it's kind of annoying.
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Crazy.
Close the door.
Personal info leakage coming
Yeah, I had to lower it a little bit man.
It's like I said I could even go lower than this but like I guess this will be the max.
I mean I go a little higher so that it doesn't I want to get it back to at least the balance.
So if this is at 50, then I guess we can do,
I can do like 60 maybe.
I think 60 is gonna be good.
It's kinda like where it was.
I mean, it's 20,
difference of 20 lower.
Why do I get all static in here?
Was I supposed to do something?
Maybe this thing?
Is the static a clue or is it just meant to?
How do I run again? Oh LT that's right
Hmm there's something in there isn't there
Don't forget close doors
That's what I need to do
Thank you, thank you.
Close all the doors.
Is this locked?
Dang it.
Oh.
So this is where I was, so now I don't need to go through the window anymore.
Oh my god, is that the vent?
Oh I thought for a second that was like a broken vent.
It's not, it's not... Okay, so...
Maybe I need to find some bolt cutters?
Or I probably need to find that omni tool, right?
That would kind of make sense.
Was it in that room?
I feel like it had to be in this room, then.
Let's see.
Bunch of junk so far.
Might be since there was a glitch effect.
I thought it was exactly what I was thinking, maybe on one of these shelves or in the locker
maybe.
What is that?
Hmm.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Interesting.
When does the glitchy thing happen?
Oh.
What was that?
What's happening?
What was that?
What's happening?
Am I not meant to look at the light?
Am I supposed to...
What the heck is that?
Can you talk? Can you talk like the others?
Why are you like this?
You want some structure, Joe?
Yeah, you do.
So weird.
Doesn't make any sense.
I'm gonna shut you down now, okay?
Okay?
Yeah.
You're creepy as hell.
So I'm gonna shut you down.
Oh, that's the same one?
I thought I had to click on like each and every one of them.
Okay, so that is weird.
Oh no.
Oh, we are sneaking.
We are sneaking.
Press and hold LB and move to lean.
Bro.
Okay.
So there's...
There's nothing that we need to be afraid of.
So far I'm still gonna sneak man. I don't trust whatever's going on over here
I'm just like burst it through two steel doors
What's going on over here
I didn't know it was gonna be this scary, man.
It's got this weird horror vibe to it.
It ain't your typical...
...Ugabuga...
...that's coming out to, uh...
...Spreeya.
Oh my god, not the lights!
Not the lights!
Move while crouching, it's less noisy, or you'll have chances of being noticed.
Where is it?
What am I not supposed to be noticed by?
I don't think we're supposed to go that way.
Does this not open?
It's locked, right? It's locked.
What about in here? What's this?
Okay.
Thing is, I don't know what else I'm supposed to click
if not that specific door.
Did we go back here?
I mean, let's just go for it.
It is what it is.
Alright.
I'm gonna be like perma-crouched the entire game.
Permanently crouching.
This looks...
Omnitool.
Another Omnitool reference.
Oh, there it is!
Another Omnitool reference.
Oh, there it is!
What the heeeey!
Oh my god!
To use the Inventory.
To see your Inventory.
Wait, what button is that?
I don't have that button.
Was that the button?
Or ranch?
Can we use it?
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Okay.
Uh...
So we got the omnitool.
I guess we go back now?
Right?
Is that the idea?
Hey, what's with this random music?
Cause I can't see anything that the music references to.
Every time I'm looking in like a random direction,
all of a sudden, music gets a little, uh, kooky on me.
Is this just me or is it even more dark in this area now?
We're supposed to sneak.
Oh bro, what the heck is that thing?
That's not the monster, right?
I don't think it's the monster.
Luke casually missed the dead body? What dead body? Now I gotta go back.
Oh wait, we lead through there I think, you know?
I'm gonna go through there.
What dead body?
Oh, you know what I should've done? I should've closed the door.
I should've closed the door.
Ooh.
Oh shoot, yeah, homie's dead for sure.
Let's change. Should we close this door then? Let's do it. I love that it makes an
immense amount of noise. I don't know if we want to go this way. Why are we going this way?
Oh, shoot.
Okay, we got a little sneak peek at the monster.
Does that hurt me?
I don't want to go next to it.
Just in case that does.
Like I said, I'm going to basically be perma-crashed the entire time as the monster.
Should we go down low?
I don't want to go that way.
Let's go this way.
Oh, shoot, but it's...
Oh!
The Amitabha?
Woooo!
Do it again.
Good grief.
Oh, shoot.
the omnitul
whoo do it again good grief so I'm guessing we got a we got to take it
back huh oh no not the light going out not the light going out bro I think I
see something through the smog over there. I am pretty sure I see something through the smog, man.
Aw.
Just gotta go for it. Is it blocked?
Oh no! We actually have to go all the way around? Okay, so this area was just to tell us the other door that we got to go through.
Eventually. I don't know if it's aliens or if it's technology, because to me it's looking like it's technology.
but I have no idea. Maybe it's all in our head. Maybe this is like all in our head, but I'm
just going to be crouching just in case. So now that we know where to go, let's get back
to the original room where we can put the omitool and I'm assuming calibrate it.
Hey, this freaky.
This real freaky.
I love how there's an option to stand up because ain't no way I'm standing up.
Oh, I guess to sprint eventually, right?
Oh, dude, what is that? What is that? What is that?
What the heck?
Bro, I love the tees.
Why does it tease me so much?
You can tell the developers of this game was like, hardcore edgers.
They're having a really hard time getting the doors open.
Interesting.
How's the door?
Can it go through windows?
That's the question, because what's the point of this door closing if that was the door
go through windows. That's the question because what's the point of this door
closing? If that window, you know what I'm saying? So we got to calibrate this
thing, then we're gonna go back to that other door, crack it open, huh? What does
What does that mean?
Remote control X denied.
Did it work?
Here we go back now with the unlocked toolbox.
Oh, shoot.
We need a tool chip.
Welcome back here.
Omnitool is in perfect condition,
but not fitted with a custom Cortex chip.
You're currently being serviced, the default on-board intelligence, Helper Jane.
Okay, we'll override the Helper and Mesa really... something something, okay.
Unlock the toolbox.
Orientation?
I don't want to take your bars into some quarantine area at Alma Cron and just knock down the
whole place with some virus or whatever the hell they're doing over there.
Virus?
This is what you can do. You'll be able to use it to open doors, basically all of them.
If you can't, there's something wrong with someone that can watch you in there.
Then what do you do?
You shove that on the tool into a terminal and see if you can't get around it somehow.
Sometimes you need to get into places where you don't belong just find a way you're an engineer for crying out loud
What else?
Take care of the gear. Don't be an asshole. That's not it. Really. My name is John Strowmire. I pay for those two security operative
I got an office in Dan. Come see me if you got any issues. You can't handle yourself
Good luck
Ooh
maybe
John over here is still alive somewhere, and we can go pay him a little visit per chance.
Some smart people stuff, I don't understand.
I don't want to play in the background.
Okay, so we got the toolbox open.
What is that, a chip?
Will you put it in here?
There's another one.
Oh, whoops.
None of these chips work.
Toolcheap.
So what do we do now?
Manage Toolcheap.
Welcome back.
Louise, your Omni Tool is in perfect condition and fitted with a Toolcheap.
It's updating security cycles.
There was a lot of tool chips in that box, but this was the one.
This is the one that we needed.
So now we're good to go.
Hey, Hopper Jane.
Is that it?
Should we put it back?
No, I guess not.
Now we go back, but hold me.
What does that say?
Hey, what the heck is this?
Oh my god.
Can any of you all speak that language?
No pilot down?
Oh, that's not good.
Wait.
Whoops.
RT.
Task, replace heat shields.
Southern Flu.
Seckman reported uncharacteristic levels of nausea after the mission.
Diagnostics show a spike of magnetism surrounding the pilot helmet, which is believed to be
the cause of Semkin's symptoms, no indication to what created this anomaly.
The pilot system has become increasingly unreliable.
Everyone who's been using it the last couple of months has been having headaches and spells
of nausea.
Last week Gavin was knocked out for 30 hours when trying to direct a helper cluster.
This is not acceptable.
We will figure this out.
But for the time being, I'm shutting down the usage of the pilot system.
This means you will have to do some more heavy lifting, performing the operations through
programming or physical labor.
No one is happy about this, so don't bother complaining.
Oh my god, you are my new elite employee.
That's literally what that reminded me of.
Okay, let's go.
We gonna boogie?
We gonna woogie?
Do do do do do
Nothing over there. All right nothing over there
smooth trailing
retouching
Okay, bro, I just heard do that was so unsettling
I'm like a deer in headlights right now. That was so so so unsettling those little footsteps
those little footsteps, bro
barefoot steps just
Plank. Well, where do I use to describe that, bro?
Squelching, maybe?
Flapping. There you go. Flapping around to the left side of me over here.
The most unsettling goddamn thing.
I did not... I did not like that. I did not like that one bit, bro.
Ah...
Oh hell no dude.
Hell no.
Oh my God.
uh-huh bro somebody just sniffed me i swear i heard somebody sniff me i would cry scream
throw up after hearing that oh same dude that was so unsettling that would that like
literally caught me deer in headlight effect right there i was like hell no what do i even
do, man. Dude, what is that huffing? There's a huffer around here. I don't know what to
do about it. Because I don't know where he is. So if I'm meant to avoid him... Oh, God.
I feel sick to my stomach. Was that it? Oh, my God. What if this game... Here's a theory
And I might be a little early to say this because I might be right so spoiler alert right spoiler alert if you don't want to hear this
amazing theory of mine
What if this is all meant to like
The jump scares are the sounds things, but there's never anything really there
We never actually ever see anything and nothing ever attacks us. It's all scare tactics
all scare tactics nothing ever actually because I feel like they set us up from
the very beginning that there's monsters right that's all I'm saying they set us
up from the very beginning bro it's like the magician trick where they use
mentalism to like prepare you and shape the reality of like what to expect but
it's not actually there so I might be crouching for like absolutely no reason
but who knows maybe we'll actually encounter the monsters for all I know
oh we are underwater whoa okay that's a twist I wasn't expecting that I was
I was expecting us more to be in like this dystopian city underwater, huh?
That's kind of cool
Now the music is like
Gone I feel a little more comfortable standing around I don't have to crouch it's a little more brighter in this room
So that's nice
Maybe we can get some more information here
Bro, ain't no way, I thought the shark was flaxing for a second.
Oh, wait a second.
Like nothing happened.
Everything looks the same.
All silence alike.
Man, this is like a schizophrenia game.
percent. A thousand percent! This game is meant to feel you, this will feel you, literally.
No, but the game is meant to like, make you feel like you are crazy. Because I feel crazy
all of a sudden, man. I'm hearing noises, but nothing is there. And based on the drawings
that I'm seeing right now, it feels like, it feels like, uh, Schizomania. Because
Because somebody had to draw these back in different.
Yeah man.
Yeah, this is some schizo game dude.
Thousand percent.
There's no monsters.
I don't think so.
That being said, I'm definitely not going to be walking around because there's something
out there that's making these things explode and break and all that stuff, right?
Cool.
So, with that in mind, I still don't want to be just, you know, walking around, risking it, but I have a feeling it's playing a trick in our minds here.
The game wants you to reveal your schizophrenia, literally. I think so. That's kind of cool though.
I don't know if I was meant to figure that out, or if that's even the case obviously, but I think it's cool if it is.
I mean, I still think it's scary because when you hear random noises like that it kind of like...
It's like being schizophrenic against your will. That's what it feels like.
So, even though I know this might be a possible theory and like the case for this game, it's still kind of creepy because
things are going to be exploding out of nowhere, still going to be those creepy sounds.
Like that, for instance.
Like that.
I'm still crouched.
I'm crouching over here, man.
What the heck is that thing?
Oh, that thing is totally alive.
Okay, there might be monsters inside.
Who was that?
It doesn't hurt anymore.
It doesn't hurt anymore?
What?
What was that supposed to mean?
I'm done. Ain't no way but a dog just said that. I'm done.
It doesn't hurt any more.
What the heck?
Are we going to reach a safe progress? Why didn't it save the game?
I'm going to keep moving.
I feel like even if there is monsters...
It's funny. It's like...
I have an intrusive thought that wants to find out if it is an actual monster or if it's in my head.
By just going for it next time and like revealing the spotlight whatever it is
Because I have a feeling nothing is actually gonna like hurt us or attack us, but
At the same time, I don't know if I want to find out
So it's a battle. It's a battle of intruded thoughts right now
For now, I don't want to find out just in case
We're gonna keep it moving we're gonna keep it sneaky
Because I don't think I want to find out just yet.
We'll keep the mystery alive.
That is my theory.
What's the strong feeling about it?
There's some mentalism type of thing.
That's why I'm still crouching.
I don't trust anything or anyone.
What the heck is that?
Wait, it's alive.
It's alive the robot is alive. Do we go up to it?
We got to go up to it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Hey
Homie is drinking
I'm going to do it.
I mean I had to do it though, right?
I think?
I don't know.
Stand up for this radio signal block and speech power.
Oh boy.
Okay, no, this might be a little more than a Skitzo game.
This might be a little more.
I didn't mean to kill it, it just kind of happened.
It's all part of the game plan apparently.
Cause I couldn't do anything else.
Don't touch the structure.
Structure jail leakage can't confirm its effect.
Issue has been reported to see who?
Okay.
I don't think I've touched it so far. I've been trying to avoid it. I didn't want to
get any of that drippy stuff on me. Any of that slimy stuff. Wait, so that was it? Did
Did I actually do something wrong?
Did I click this again?
Was I supposed to do something here?
Does it even do anything to you?
I don't know if that's another thing that I want to find out right now.
Hey, this thing is buzzing.
I think we're done with this group.
Oh it must have opened the door. Remember that other door that we were at? It had to have opened that one, right?
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Now everything is just gonna get jostled around real quick.
Don't be afraid of sticky noises. I'm here to protect y'all. Don't worry.
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
Zombie...
zombie apocalypse imminent it is imminent
online
what's happening hello is there anyone there hey hey can you hear me this is
the first content we had.
No game.
You want to go upstairs to the comm center? It's the room with the dome ceiling.
I'm like, hey, look, look, there's a place that's not... there's something seriously wrong here.
Hello?
I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. We lost another relay. Listen, head for the comm center upstairs. I'll wait here.
Okay.
That sounds easy enough.
Comm center.
We finally found another human being!
Let's do it!
Whoa!
That looks like a definite hazard.
Oh my glob!
System structure.
Step down, small line.
Looks like, I don't know, I'm seeing two empty slots over here.
I think I'm supposed to like, find something that's gonna help that out, right?
Let's go, let's go.
Hope it's a real human.
It should be a real human.
But you might be right.
It might be that pesky new, pesky new AI.
That's not as blocked off, right, that bridge.
Ooh, that's not good.
So I guess we're going down.
Oh, shoot!
Well, that goes my way back up.
That is unfortunate.
That is very, very unfortunate.
So now we have to see if we can find our way out of here.
Oh, we found the monsters.
Bro, this is our first encounter with one.
Oh
Turning around oh my god, bro
I think we have to go next.
Now there was Skadaw, Skadoo, right?
Wait, but where do we go?
On the head up top.
Where do we go through this door?
Let me go through this door inside.
Wooo!
Whoa, I thought it was all in our heads.
Apparently not though.
Oh, we can't even do anything in here?
I went the wrong way.
Oh no, is he coming back?
Please tell me he's not coming back.
I hear those janky footsteps.
And uh, so I guess we gotta go up the stairs then.
It's the only way I'm outta here.
I'll start sprinting if I have to.
You thought I was done for?
No, not yet, not yet.
We can't go up here?
Oh my God, bro.
I didn't know I was gonna hit by these things.
Now I gotta go hit.
I'm gonna go back down the stairs.
Let's do it.
I don't know how much health I have, but...
Is it this thing?
What does that do?
Oh, he's coming back!
No way he sees me.
What?!
I didn't know he could see me like that. Oh I'm so dead. Hi.
Damn. Hit me with that you died text. After all that huh? Press any button to try again.
Hit me with that you died text, right after.
Sheesh.
Okay, so where was I supposed to go then?
Here, before I...
So, it was between the ladder or...
It was between the ladder or the frickin...
I'll be while holding an object with the right...
Or this frickin bridge that totally collapsed on me. I'm gonna wait until he gets on the other side like last time
Problem is I actually don't know where to go
That work, whoa, it did work
Oh, dude, my stomach.
My stomach is in a knot right now.
We're just going around.
We're going around.
I'm trying to distract him, but the throwing doesn't really work.
There we go.
That should have worked, right?
That's gonna get his attention, right? Come on.
WHAAAAT?!
Always going that way, is that why?
Well, I was like, how did that not get his attention?
Did you see me?
Dude, the speed up in the footsteps is what's traumatizing.
I'm assuming we have to click this lever thing.
It just can't make any noise, right?
So let me click it when he's not looking at me.
Maybe that's why, maybe that's why he uh, got all spiffy with me.
What does that do?
What does that, what does that do?
What does that lever do?
Okay, he's far enough, he's far enough for me to go up here at least.
Let's go up here.
Think I have to turn off the valves. Oh shoot. I think I think homie sees me
How do I it's not working. Oh, there it is
Oh hell no, I broke something
We got to go back up there though.
Holy smokes.
That was way too close.
Yeah!
You didn't hear that?
You told me you can't hear that.
Oh my god.
Wait, was he about to go home?
Okay wait, I've broke the valve.
Was I supposed to go up?
Can I go up now, is that what's going on?
I'm going to try going up.
doesn't see me yeah it turned off the gas okay so do I go up let's see because I
don't see any other exits over there they don't look like eggs anyway
yeah what is this
what you gonna do now buster you locked him in dude that was that was a crazy
adventure. That heart, that had my heart gone.
Whoa. Sticky. Very sticky. What's this? Lockdown. Oh god. This microphone is
crossing up against my chest, bro. It's been only like an indent on my chest. You
know how gamers have that indent with the headphones? I have one on my freaking
chest. Alright, lockdown process initiated. Check terminal for details.
Yeah, we have a password though. ID number. Do you have a clue as to what that is yet?
Maybe it's written down somewhere. This chair has gots to go. Figure the door
wouldn't work. Then we have another ID number that we have to figure out too. Oh boy. Is
he back? What's this? Oh, shit. So the robots are not our friends. Good to know. So I'm
in the shuttle station right now. We have to get to the comm station. Communications.
They're really there in it.
Wait, but if we're over here, so we got to go.
Oh, no, I'm over here.
So we have to take stairs.
We just keep going up.
So we somehow have to open that door.
Or no way, there's stairs right there.
Let's try that.
Before we do, let me make sure that there's
no ID written around here.
Whoa!
That I can use for the computers.
Because you never know.
You just never know.
What's going on over there?
Are they assembling their army?
Wait, can't I just jump through this window?
Oh, shit!
Oh, you can't hear me?
Oh, it's a defect.
Bro's defected.
Let's abuse that.
I can use that!
I have an idea.
Does that do anything?
Offline, warning, look.
Should we help him or should I unplug him?
Should I do that?
Did we talk to it?
What did we do?
What are you doing?
It's me, Carl.
Carl Sampke.
Ragler?
Any of this stuff familiar to you?
No, actually.
Well, thanks for being so helpful.
It's not like I'm knocked out on the floor or anything.
Uh...
I took a big risk talking to this dude, man.
What's wrong with you?
I took a big risk talking to that dude.
Let's see.
Oh boy.
Uh, I am so sorry.
I am so sorry, my friend.
I do not know what's happening to you, but I am so sorry.
I'm just going to go this way.
I think I activated what I needed to activate.
That's the comm center.
We can't go up there?
Damn.
Oh, homie is still screaming, huh?
So sorry.
Communications.
Why can't I open it?
Oh, dude.
OK, where did we come from?
We came from the stairs, right?
So, let's go, let's try this.
Nobody in here, right?
Gotta check all our corners.
There's one thing that Call of Duty taught me.
It's check your goddamn corners.
Groovy.
What's this?
Is there anything we do in this room?
Oh.
Is there nothing we do in the room?
Nothing?
Okay.
Probably have to do another step first.
Let's go.
Let's go through here.
Has Bro stopped the app thing?
Has he stopped the appen?
That's a little unnerving because that means...
Homie might be coming for me.
Oh, shoot.
Okay, he's dead.
He's dead.
Yeah, this guy's totally dead.
Sekmen-Karl.
Semken-Karl.
We're shamed.
I'm a I'm a crouch though because I don't know what to expect up here I mean if
we're going up that means we should be headed towards comms right that's what
That means...
Oh dude, we're gonna get like...
flushed out.
Oh, shoot.
Okay.
We're going back down, maybe I need to get a suit.
No, no, no.
What's going on over here?
Oh, we definitely need to be in there.
How do we get through the store?
That's all we need to figure out.
I know my objective.
I'm so sorry man.
Let me see if I can do something on the computer for you.
Oh, he is not having a good time.
He is not having a good time.
Let me see if I can ease his pain.
Can I do something for you, man?
Oh my God.
I can't.
There's nothing I can do.
Go off, please.
I'm so sorry, man.
I'm so sorry.
There's literally nothing.
I'm so sorry, man. I'm so sorry. There's there's literally nothing
Maybe I need to have this back up. Oh, he is not gonna be happy with me
You okay
Hello can you hear me
Hey, nah, he's done talking to me.
He learned his lesson.
He's done talking to me, dude.
Oh, where are we supposed to go through there?
What's through here?
How do we get?
Okay, well, let me try.
Let me try some other things here.
Okay, that still doesn't work.
That door's still locked.
Maybe there's something over here.
Nothing over here.
Let's...
I don't trust it open.
Let's go back here and see if we can now go upstairs from that other door.
Okay, so we still can't go there.
Quite possible, quite possible, okay, none of that had any answers.
I hate to do it to him again, but I feel like I have no choice.
Let me make sure that there's no other information.
Other clues that I'm missing here.
What was that?
Oh.
Huh?
Did he say why?
Oh my God.
Okay, let me see if I can talk to him.
Maybe he needs to give me the information.
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry man I got I got I got to do one more time
I think I can go through here that's why no homie
What am I supposed to do?
Wait, this doesn't make any sense.
Hold on.
Okay.
Hold on.
Maybe now he's going to answer my questions though.
Hey.
Oh yeah, he does not want to talk to me.
Oh he does not want to talk to me after that.
Alright.
Something's wrong, something's wrong.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to do here.
Maybe something back down low.
I feel like it might have something to do with the computer.
But where would it be written?
The ID.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, the guy!
Oh my god, the dead guy, right?
Dead guy. Let's see if it works.
Dude, the freaking dead guy.
You have to have an idea of him, right?
Let's see.
Whoa.
I didn't know I was going to be doing that.
Did he get the final backup turbo's going?
Everything is wired evenly.
Head start back up.
Let's see if we can.
No, that's it.
Enough power to run Payfoss 2 until the next apocalypse.
We're ready to go.
We really hope we didn't mess anything up.
I don't want to have to come back here again.
Relax.
We're going to data
We sealed everything everything from the barracks to the comp set anyone ever sets their foot here again
They're gonna have a hell of a time getting around
Okay ID 07 to to there we go
Well, all right, comrade, thank you for that piece of information.
Let's see.
Now that we can hack into the systems, 0722, why don't we start with this one?
We're in.
Bro, I can't believe the stream just restarted again. Not again
Why?
All right, I think that means I'm gonna have to
End early. I don't trust my internet connection
To go too much longer, so I'm gonna I'm gonna solve this little puzzle right here, and then I might have to call it. I
I think the weather's got my internet acting up.
Okay.
Power production has been secured.
We've sealed off the factories to keep the plant running.
All superfluous systems have been turned off.
If anyone has to return, know the power flow regulator is hanging on by a thread.
If you flip the switch, it's probably a no turning back situation.
Oh shoot.
I flipped that switch like two times.
not sent. What can be established? Power manager.
Com center. Oh, we can turn it off. Inspection power. This is when we got to go.
This is when we got to go hurt. Homie over there. We need to do this one and
then there's another one over there. Shut down one of the highlighted sections
to divert power. That's what we got to do. Okay, okay. Now's the time.
I'm sorry my guy, but now is the time
What's this it's just a light well, that's too funny. Okay, let's go
I know I know it's a painful it's a painful
Okay, so we got one of them, right? Our status has changed
Oh just like that
Oh my god, we're doing
Hey, where's the person there supposed to be in a comp center this little liar what back is this?
Oh, hell no.
Rollerly touched the butt.
Corrupted data detector resource files.
Let's do it.
Okay, I'll take the partial data recovery.
Josie has me back in the bar.
You've got everything you need to move.
But I can't give the platform to permission.
Appops decided to leave Amy and Sadovac for something to execute the optimization process.
I'm a bit assured about it.
I just wanted to let you know we're on schedule now. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Alright, I'll pass on the whole chair.
What did she say?
Josie, I'm going for the backup.
I wanted to introduce you to AVF Co. They'll be doing a talking as soon as I leave for Beta. Say hello.
Hey, Beta.
Hello!
You guys, uh, you're stressed and you're scratching at Beta. Just let me know if there's anything you'd like me to do.
I suppose that's it. I'll see you real soon. Are we all right?
All right, Johnson. You have a safe trip.
Hey. Hello? Beta?
I'm Swan. What's up?
We could really use the direct contact with Heaven in that site service engineer role check.
Direct links are almost impossible to establish.
The Luar relays are basically junketed.
You can send messages by the comm center.
If you want them, pretty much all is here.
But either relay anything by hand.
I know it's a shitty system, but it's all over the track.
Alright, we're just up to make two.
Congratulations.
I don't know how any of this information is going to help us but we need to be thorough.
We need to be thorough.
Send in the cavalry.
No, we'll have to the shuttle right directly. Oh, see
All right, all right, eliminate all right
No chick plays on
Should I just do that?
Uhhh...
What's all this?
We did it. I don't know what we did, but we did it. What does that mean? Sight, omega,
offline. Link error. Thought I just connected it, though. That's right. We are submerged
water. I totally forgot about that. This whole environment is submerged under water.
Okay, maybe let's take a look at the notes here. See if it offers us some
insight. The office is closing down and everyone is being evacuated from everyone
here. I want to say it's been an honor working with you. Oh, oh, in New York?
They're done, though. They're done with New York.
Oops.
Update on the defense measurements. Final efforts by the global community to prevent
Politionists failed. PAPOS 2 should make any final efforts to deal with the inevitable quake-following impact.
Estimated time for impact.
May 13, uh-oh. Last contact, 2103.
So we are like 100 plus years into the future, almost 200 years into the future.
So with great sadness I have to inform you that the office will close and can no longer support Upsilon Impactos 2.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you, your supervisor Jane Adams and the rest of the staff.
You are a terrific group of people and it is with great confidence I say that we were where we fall, you will surely carry on with bravery.
You know what? I didn't look at the back of these pages. Maybe there's some juicy teeth. Nope.
No North America Europe Africa
Atlantic Ocean I'm assuming we're the office in the Atlantic Ocean maybe
John Z I know you have a much better chance for survival, but we have the better view salute. Oh
Okay, okay
So then I guess we move on to the next symbol, right?
That's what that means.
We have to connect each one.
Gotcha, gotcha.
So the next one would be 2207.
We're close.
Establishing.
Oh my god, bruh.
Got me all excited.
You got me all excited, buddy.
Oh, we're gonna find a connection.
There's gotta be one here, 22.06.
We're starting from the bottom.
Oh, yeah.
Establishing.
Cytetown.
Offline!
Oh my god, what should be the first one, too?
It's gonna be so nice.
2205.
Omicron.
Whoa.
There it is, there it is.
The Cyt Omicron up and running.
Online!
Whoa!
Did Holy really just say to off my self?
What is this headset?
Okay, so we had a connection there though.
Omicron. 2204 for Delta.
I mean, we might as well do them all, right?
The 2203, yeah.
I think that one's gonna be more towards the lower,
but let's just see where we get here.
We got it.
See what's up with Sight Delta.
God dang. Alright, here it is. 2203.
Oh, this is definitely gonna be it.
Hey, are you there? I found the dome ceiling.
Oh, that's better. Simon, was it?
We have a face to the voice.
Hi, Simon. I'm Catherine. Have you figured out what's going on yet?
Me? I was hoping you'd have some answers.
I probably have some. What do you want to know?
Where do you even begin? What is this place? How did I get here?
And why do the robots talk like they're people?
Well, here at Epsilon, clearly. Have you never been there before? Where did you work?
The grimoire in Toronto. Is that really important?
No. I mean, where did you work at? Paisos, too.
I don't know what that is.
That's unexpected. Did you come directly from Toronto?
Yeah, I did. And it was very unexpected.
Have you seen any people like staff or field technicians?
Only robots. Crazy ones.
No, we've seen some dead crew members.
I think he was in pain. I'm not sure what to do.
He said he was hurt.
Sort of. I don't know.
What was that?
Whoa!
What's going on?
I think this place is about to collapse.
Oh, no.
Oh, we gotta get to lambda!
Oh my god.
Was I supposed to do something? Or was this part of the story?
Please tell me this is part of the story.
Okay, we being submerged in the water right, we being submerged in the water right.
What the hell, is this possible?
We're about to swim with the fishes.
And with some fishes...
No, this is where we were, so I don't know why I get that message.
That's so weird.
I'm glad.
This is exactly where I was.
We were underwater.
The whole thing came crashing down.
It was super weird.
Oh my God.
All of a sudden we're evolutionizing ourselves into the game.
It's the booty hole.
So we touch that and then all of a sudden
everything just started to go a little crazy.
Can I?
Oh!
Oh no, I thought I could swim.
I can't swim, right?
Oh, but I can get up like this, okay, okay.
I wasn't sure.
Uh-oh.
What do we find here?
I feel like...
funny I used to be really scared of like the depths of the ocean I don't know
what happened man even even seeing deep space now even seeing deep space like I
just have no emotions over it anymore it's just more like logical it's like yeah
that's normal we're basically a speck of dust in the entirety of the universe
and who knows like beyond that right but I'm kind of like that's normal though
that's just how things are no need to be scared about it you know it's kind of
like knowing that your heart pumps blood for you you can't really not do that so
you want to be worried about it daily that it just stops out of nowhere right
so for me it's kind of like the same with being in any situation really it's
just kind of like well just thinking constructively on it what to do in that
moment. Although the ocean itself, like just on a purely reaction-based level of
if you were just like all of a sudden plop down in there, is definitely sketchy.
Definitely sketchy, especially when fricking, when you don't know what's
down here. What do we have explored under the ocean? Like, we only explored
like what? 30% of the oceans and like that? I don't know where I'm going by
By the way, it's not like clear to me where I'm supposed to go, so.
Any time it's not clear to me where I'm supposed to go, I just kind of dilly-dally and wander.
I guess I can go over here.
Okay, okay.
So we're meant.
We're meant to go back.
Maybe not.
I'll go this way.
Maybe not.
Maybe this way.
F-Round and Find Out.
The classic Gen X strategy.
The classic TikTok strategy.
Just F-Round and we'll find out together as a community.
I guess we can go this way.
I guess I have no idea where I'm supposed to go, but I don't mind exploring, man.
Maybe we'll encounter one of the Ugabugas, and you know what?
As long as they don't move at lightning speed under the ocean, I'm fine with it.
Oh, here we go, here we go.
We're doing some of this Donkey Kong escalation, I think.
I think?
Oh, I can't go that way.
Never mind.
I thought for a second that I was on something.
Little did I know.
Okay, speaking of which, did you guys...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I have to put this onto you.
I'm sorry if you're going to learn something against your will right now.
Hold that thought.
There's got to be something to do with this thing, right?
Hold that thought.
Let me see.
I feel like I'm onto something here.
I might be able to do something.
But I don't know what.
Maybe not.
Do we just keep going up?
Should we just keep climbing up to the sky?
Told you he's got weaker.
I can't even uh...
Fishies!
Fishy fishy fishy!
And they're swimming away now.
Bro...
They acting like I got that old spice on me.
They acting like I just sprayed...
The whole bottle.
The whole bottle of axe.
So where was I? Where did I come from?
I don't remember where I climbed out of. So that's what's that's what's difficult right now. I don't know where I'm supposed to navigate to and all that.
Ice spice. Oh, yeah, so anyways now that I have no idea where I am, I might as well tell you. The lore!
The freaking lore behind the TikTok Riz party. You guys hear about that? You guys see that?
Rob's scrolling like the average human being when you wake up picking my phone and I just start scrolling on Tik Tok
brain rotting to start my day
and all of a sudden I see this one video with this whole AI
narration
over the the lore behind the Tik Tok RIS party bro
and I was I was just like hey no way
that this is a whole thing
and I fell into like a rabbit hole of finding these videos and I'm just like oh damn
Damn, so we got this, we got a blue tie kid with the alpha in this risk party.
It's like some, it looks like some Bob Mitzvah type party that they did.
I don't know man.
It's basically for like 15 year olds, 14 year olds, max.
And they were just going hard with this sing-along.
Hey, we found something.
Come in, Tata. You better answer me, Strati.
Turn on!
Amy, where are you?
The field. I have to leave.
Is Carl with you?
They're always at home.
Hold on to you. You got the power automated, right?
The plan is safe. We need the power to keep the sites running.
Oh, fuck your power!
Fuck you, Strati! The machine killed Carl!
Ah, shit. All right. Calm down, and it'll be okay.
Can you get back to Tata?
Yeah. I think so. I'll head to the show in New York.
Good luck, Amy.
Don't you love it when you just randomly walk around and you find something that has to
do with whatever it is you're supposed to do?
I'm just gonna keep going.
Hey, it's getting a little dark though down here.
It's getting a little dark.
But yeah, the TikTok risk party, bro.
It's crazy.
And all of that is AI?
What do you mean?
No, no, no, no.
It wasn't AI.
It was like a real thing.
It was a real party.
It was a real party, like I said, a little shindig that they threw for, I think, like
a sweet 15, sweet 16, wherever you want to call it.
It was a bunch of like 14 year olds or 15 year olds.
And it was a group of kids that were just dancing, oh shoot.
Am I supposed to avoid that?
Am I supposed to avoid this guy?
I don't understand.
Is he gonna attack me?
Wait, I don't know what to do.
Why is he keep following me?
Can I sprint?
I mean, I can sprint at least.
I don't wanna touch him, man. I don't wanna mess with that thing.
Don't mess with what you don't know.
Yeah, I don't trust him.
Not today not with that red light. Why you have to have an ominous freaking headlight on
What the heck is this he's still following me. Oh my god, I mean still following me
He just won't let it go he won't drop it
Okay, he's back now he's back now
We got a crack, they actually generated a crab in this game.
I got to get behind you homie, hey you going to guide me, you going to guide me Mr. Crab?
the crabs. Show me where SpongeBob lives. Yeah, let's just start sprinting, man. Moving
a little too slow in this area. Start sprinting. What do we got here? The
Upsilon.
Let's just keep going.
I'm pretty fast into the water.
There's another- Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot!
Okay, it has to be something to do with that tower, right?
It's gotta be.
Push!
Can't reach it though.
Is that like a spotlight?
Just keep going up.
It doesn't work.
It's generating on this guy the same thing.
What the heck?
Uh, we plug it in?
Why isn't it like...
Oh shoot, I didn't mean to do that.
Oh my god, it worked though?
How does unplugging it make it?
Oh, it takes down security measures.
Damn.
Oh, shoot. That is not what I wanted to see when I got in here.
It's unnerving to know that there's coral living and growing inside of the ship.
Look at the pest technician I've ever seen. He's got to look like this.
When in doubt, gotta go keyman style and just start bawling on everything.
Let's hope the shuttles don't work.
The shuttles.
Whoa.
Where did I get a flashlight?
I love when things just happen to me, you know?
What was that? I can't hear you!
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
From now on...
What are you drinking?
It's a... it's a secret.
It's a secret, unfortunately.
It's my go-to juice.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I'll tell you in a second, no way.
I shall tell you in a second.
It's a sparkling water, but with a clime tine in it.
It's pretty good.
Refreshing.
Insufficient.
Oh, shoot.
I didn't realize the whole place was going to shake up.
Bro, when I start playing those like distant noises, noises that are just out there, let
me scooch in a little bit.
Let me scooch in a little bit.
Ugh, I'm gonna get my hands up here.
It's unnerving.
To finish my sentence, it's unnerving.
So you know I'm going to be crouching the rest of the way now.
For the entirety of this scene, this campaign, we're going to be crouching.
Yeah, we gotta be able to find one of those, one of them forbidden a-holes.
I think we go here.
Oh shoot.
We going inside one of the forbidden a-holes.
We're going straight up inside one.
God damn. Come back, there was a thing. I'm going back. I'm going back. We're doing a hard U-turn right now.
Hard U-turn.
What did I miss?
There was a what? Oh, there was a booty hole? Where? How do y'all see it? And I didn't see it.
Not this thing, right?
Oh!
Bro, I'm like so blind.
What the heck?
It was right there.
Jesus.
I wasn't even paying attention.
Yeah, touch it.
Bro, that is crazy.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell?
Was I not supposed to touch it?
What the heck just happened?
Did that do anything?
Bro, why?
Why?
Did that do anything? Bro, watch that make the game like 10 times more difficult for me. Thank you.
Got my whole- Freaking got my whole arm up in there.
It heals you? Oh.
I'm down for some healing.
Okay, now we gotta navigate this like whole thing.
We gotta navigate the hold.
Behold.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God.
Homie, I don't think that's Natchi.
I don't know what's going on here, but I don't think it's Natchi.
Hey, how are you?
Don't hurt me!
Don't hurt you!
I think you got that covered.
Straight up.
I think you got that covered all on your own.
Straight up.
God name
Okay, oh shoot we got unplugged we got to do the the whole
We got it alive her right now
Are you okay?
I don't know. I want to go home.
Jesus Christ.
Homie doesn't even know what's going on.
She's just getting like stuff pumped in and out of her.
Hopefully this helps you.
You're welcome.
What did that do?
I am plugging the uh...
The shlong. What did it do?
You gotta finish your job? You're kidding me, there was another cable that I totally forgot?
I'm on my way back.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
I think we knew deep down that that was going to happen though.
That was inevitable.
Like we knew, we knew consequences of the actions of unplugging the schlong, the double schlong.
Blue, you're too blind today.
I'm telling you, looking directly at the solar eclipse is not something that I can recommend
for you guys.
It's oozing.
It is straight up oozing.
Oh my God.
me whenever I get excited. So we're just going to go back, right? Like straight up. Back
at it. Did we... Oh, that's right. We didn't have sufficient power back then. Homie, little
girlie homie was using up all the power to like get that suction and and back
man out of her so now she has enough power let's go
solar it says thanks to you exactly now I feel like I gotta like splash water on
my face you guys ever get that where you're just feeling all crusty that's
what I feel right now for some reason it affects my eyesight
what do you mean open the goddamn door open then your oh we got the chick filet
menu out location where do we need to go to oh what
How did not open the door?
Oh my god.
Shuttle J6 activated.
Standing by.
Man this would be so weird.
Bluewood, would you let me in your house?
Are you outside right now?
Standing by.
What?
I take a seat.
I'm going for a ride.
Oh damn.
Turn in on the ignition.
Click!
Transit map. Where do we want to go?
We want to get to Lambda, don't we?
There's always something to do with Lambda.
I don't personally remember it.
Do you remember?
So I don't waste any time.
I don't want to have to like travel to Philadelphia over here if I don't have to.
I'm going to start a party.
Kind of freezing.
Ah, now I know you're not outside the door.
It is not freezing right now.
I mean, it's chilly, it's chilly.
But I wouldn't say freezing.
Freezing's a little too much.
It's sunny, it's sunny right now.
I wanna go to Theta.
Do it.
I feel like it's because the girl already told me
this information and because I wasn't paying attention.
I didn't wanna have to travel around.
Let's do it.
Thank you, thank you. Let's get it.
But I don't know, I have some serious questions for you.
Go on, ask your questions.
Ask to read them.
Ask your questions.
You think I'm gonna go on them individually?
The 60s?
The world's most affordable way to launch satellites and deep spaces is the only way we have this technology in the safety of the land-to-ocean location.
Allows for this gigantic coil gun, running long enough of a marathon, to safely launch projectiles without risk of damaging the payload with a risky capability.
The station science multiple sites and has a diverse staff of engineers and scientists. Together they are able to produce, assemble, and...
I'm not nervous.
The Hawkeyes!
as you remember it is supposed to be data first okay the good news is is I
listened to you so
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Damn.
I feel that right in my sternum.
My sternum's gonna be leaking after that.
Let's just make things a lot scarier.
It really does.
It's because that's why it's not normal all of a sudden flight
Damn we really took the stumble the tumble the Wumble
How do I get out of here? Oh shoot
This way
Well, how do I get out of here? I can't see, man.
Oh, there we go. We got my flashlight.
Give me my thing back.
And then how do I open the door?
I don't put any buttons. Emergency.
This is an emergency.
This is definitely an emergency.
So let's get the heck going out of here before we got these swamp creatures coming after my booty.
Hello?
Wow, you really are a great player.
Oh, don't worry about that right now.
I realize you can keep using the ball or the lander.
If you just keep going.
How close.
Can I walk there?
I can't.
I know.
It's part of what's happening.
What do you need to find to do such a neatness
attach?
It'll leave outside.
Nainty attach.
No problem.
What's that?
What's going on over there?
I got a notice.
It hits on us.
You okay?
She don't want to talk to you, homie.
It's time.
We gotta drop it.
We gotta stick to the mission.
Get it all sticky.
We got this sticky situation.
We got a sticky mission.
Oh my god.
And we got another Forbidden Eye Hole.
Let's get it.
Let's see how far we can shove it in.
That one's tight.
We only went this deep.
That's tight.
What's happening?
That can't be good.
Uh.
Maybe we should try sticking something else in there besides my hand next time.
I'm just saying.
They had the doomed popcorn bucket lined up, primed up, and ready.
What's wrong with this thing, huh?
Practically the same.
Let's get that.
Oh, what the heck is that?
It's a bright light.
I don't want to, like, sprint towards it, but...
Oh, that's my ship, right?
Are we supposed to just like, crash through it?
We'll go back.
What does this do?
Nothing!
We totally broke the door.
Okay.
What are we doing in this situation?
I'm back
Do I just
I thought I could crash on through I thought I could just alpha the situation crash it
Yeah, it's the ship.
I'm supposed to go back to the ship?
No!
Look what we found here.
Nice.
Do we, do we close it behind us, or are we good?
I don't know.
I didn't want the water coming in.
Oh my god, I can see the light.
Oh, am I supposed to be the next Jesus?
Is that what's happening?
I am the second coming?
Nope.
It's just the light.
What do we do?
Oh.
I forgot that we had our water seal on.
You saw your life flash before your eyes?
They mined it.
Except, I thought maybe they were trying to say like, I'm rising again.
We're back.
Oh.
Oh, yuck!
Up, up, up, we go.
Gently up the ladder.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
Something, something, something.
So we need to go on foot all the way to Theta.
I can find Lambda, right?
I mean, really, how big and so should be?
We were supposed to go to Lambda.
That's what I thought too.
I was ready.
I was ready to go to Lambda.
but then somebody said data
shake my head
I feel like I remember this car. I'm good deja vu. This is definitely
where I was so I feel like I'm backtracking we gotta head down this way we gotta go we gotta go
in this direction yeah I don't know too who could possibly ruin the game experience yeah I wonder
because everything is revolving around lambda for some reason so that's why I was like are you
sure are you sure no chick-fil-a soft now I don't even know where to go though I'm
totally lost there's so much coral coral down here
no jiggly thongs
What am I supposed to see?
What am I supposed to do?
What is my objective?
Okay, okay, we found nothing.
Thought it was a door at first. I thought maybe, maybe we're on track.
We're not, we're not on track.
I'm sorry, blue. Okay, I'm really sorry. It's okay. It's okay. Forgiven. Forgiven. But
right now, maybe you can help me out. Finding Landa. I don't know where to find Landa. Landa.
Maybe it's this way. Maybe I'm supposed to backtrack.
Whoa! I don't think I was supposed to go up there.
now managed to defy oceans gravity oceans resistance maybe that's the whole
part of the game it's possible I mean I I would totally understand it I'm just
trying to find my next objective you know I just want to be able to get out
out of this crazy, feverish nightmare, waking up, it's kind of crazy, we got deep baddies.
We're out here in the ocean, what does that say?
Potuga?
Lambda!
Oh my God.
We did it.
Lambda! Oh my God! We did it! We did it! We're at Lambda! Now what do we do? Where is the
backdoor entrance. Where is the asshole? Oh my god, not him again. Not Mr. Rufus coming
after me. Oh shoot, he's after me! Oh no! Oh that's scary, bro. Between the between
the camera glitching and the the effects, the zoom in effects, it's giving me heart
We've got to move, we've got to run.
Holy, homie really said get over here.
350 meters.
Oh, is that how far away Lambda is?
I thought I just went into a circle.
Oh my god.
Did I get lost again?
But there wasn't even a door or anything so I don't know if like I said that was
where I was even supposed to be.
Probably thought I could be scorpion. Get over here!
Homie had a little fetish. Homie tried to squirm inside of me but I did not
consent. Oh my god! Where did that even come? Where did Booty's where did it even come from?
Bro's booty popped into my face out of nowhere.
My god!
Mercy, mercy, mercy.
Okay, he's still he doesn't know where I am
No way he sees me he sees me
I mean, what's it gonna do?
Am I supposed to talk to him maybe?
You see it says lambda, but like what do I do here? What do I do here now that I know it's lambda?
Maybe I go in this direction
Oh, I'm gonna meet a dead end, aren't I?
Totally gonna meet a dead end.
That's high, that's high.
Maybe he was able to hear my underground footsteps.
Underwater footsteps.
Holy...
Bro, actually...
but we snuck up on bro this time so it was a little different roles were
reverse but at the end of the day same situation happened he ended up chasing
me down
I was crazy his booty literally just came out of nowhere it popped up on my
screen plump I'm talking plump
Bro, what do we do here? So I I achieved my goal by getting to lambda, but
This little guy just keeps chasing me around he's not letting me achieve my goals
Just like the government
They holding us down
They strapping us
They put in the strap on
They're saying get over here
Am I supposed to go in there?
Eugh!
He's got his tentacles out now!
Oh no, that's actually creepy.
No, no, no.
I don't like that.
Dude.
I don't like that at all.
Eugh.
I swear, my legs, they just totally tensed up when I saw that, bro.
I was like, oh hell no, never mind.
We're not playing anymore.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not dealing with that.
Hell no.
I was going to test that first.
I was gonna like maybe I'm just supposed to like run into his arms or something and something's gonna happen, right?
Oh, thank God we found the station.
Dude, I was like hell no. I saw the tentacles come out and I was like no sirree.
We are
taking first class trip out of here.
First class trip out of here. My toes curl. Literally. All my senses just
activated upon seeing that. It's funny how something's just like totally totally activating me.
That one totally activated me.
Okay.
We finally did it.
It took a while, but we finally did it.
Lambda.
Lambda, lambda, lambda.
Man.
Let's get a quick check on Maluna.
See how she's doing.
The Yuji in her little cinnamon bun right now.
Oh la la.
Cinnamon bun.
Cinnamon bun Luna.
You didn't even know that thing had tentacles?
The same, the same.
I was all type shocked.
So what do we do here?
What the heck is happening?
What's with all the ruckus?
I'm just trying to get a piece of hair out of my mouth and things are banging up left
left and right
what is this?
oh
that was it, I thought maybe this was like a hatch door or something
so I was trying to open it up
Don't know what the what. Should I open this up?
Where is she?
Oh shoot.
Oh shoot, I don't like that at all man.
Where did that come from? We're hiding?
Oh please don't hide.
Oh my actual goodness.
Jesus Christ!
Natural instincts took over.
And I was like, hide!
Hide!
Now I know that there's real monsters.
Oh, yeah, now I know.
I'm on my way.
Is that a GORL?
What?
I don't know about that, man.
We went through all that, we almost succumbed to the clutches of a monster.
For this?
Come on, bro.
No, not you two.
I was worried about picking you were human.
Oh my.
Literally.
Me, right now.
Me.
I'm taking you in there.
This is...
Damn it.
I give up.
There's nothing left.
Calm down.
It's not the end of the world.
That didn't...
That then sure it sure is how it looks like it for all. I know there's no one left except for me
Don't take this the wrong way, but I meant any humans left except for me
Exactly look to yourself lately. You're talking talking diving suit with some electronics not talk the good measure
You don't want to think about it. We'll start thinking about it. I don't want to do this anymore
I don't want to read this
Could you help me with something what I was
I'm trying to find out what happened with my project when that brood knocked me to the ground.
Your project? How could anything possibly matter when you knew you were a stupid robot in a stupid dead world?
Okay, focus. I need you to fix me so I can get back to work. Then you can solve as much as you want.
You've got to be kidding, right? I think I have a better chance of building myself a time machine than I'm putting you back together.
I just need to access the computer. Oh, is that an Omnitool you're carrying?
No, the door opener? I picked it up and I'll take the door opener.
No, I don't have to do. Plug it into the tunnel.
Sure, whatever.
When the omnitool is loaded, just plug my cortex chip into the tunnel.
I mean, at the end of the day, guys, she's got oil in her.
It will be obvious. I'll eject it for you. Just grab the chip.
I don't think there's anything wrong with a little robust.
Come on, I just need you to do this one thing for me.
Sure, whatever.
Doon Popcorn Bucket is acceptable then.
I think a little robustly is acceptable.
What did you want me to do?
The tool you're carrying. Plug it into the computer over there.
I'm on it.
Did you read that right?
Jizz? No, I'm not going to get you jizz.
What?
The Omnitool is ready now.
Should be easy enough. Just pick up the chip and slide it into the Omnitool.
What is the goal box?
It's called a Jizz.
She's called Izzy.
Alright, bathroom.
Alright, let's give this a try.
Let's give it a try.
The question is, can Robussy move?
Does it matter?
Anything?
Oh, damn, we're going to get up all up in the- we got one of her parts.
We got one of her parts.
Okay, so what do we do with it, though?
Oh, we put it in here.
Oh, shoot.
We are connecting now.
Listen, at the end of the day, she consenting.
Pretty much anything will fit.
Oh!
So, what's the project about?
I saved all the people on the station as brand scans and put them into an artificial world.
We were going to launch it into space to save from, uh, well, all of this.
Are you telling me that you were going to launch a computer world filled with people into space?
Yes. It was just a pet project at first, but it got really serious after the comet took out the surface.
Then suddenly it became very important and it was officially named the Ark.
That's appropriate.
Literally my face.
How far did you get?
I don't know.
That version of me that I am.
Oh, God.
He came home and scanned it pretty early on.
The living cathering could very well finish the project and launched it.
I guess she could even still be alive.
She could be?
So they're talking robots.
Are they also scans you did?
They could be, but I doubt it.
I'd expect much more sex if that was the case.
Ah, all right.
Finally.
What's happening?
I managed to restore some data from the backup server.
So she used the clocklessness of Catherine?
Oh, could you do me a favor and run into the other room and have a look?
I don't seem to be able to view the files in this condition.
I need to know that the art is safe.
Sure, Catherine.
Thanks. I'll unlock the door for you.
I could do that.
What was I said before? You're from Toronto?
Yeah, I just went in for a brain scan and suddenly here I am.
That doesn't make any sense, Hal.
Why would anyone bring a scam from Toronto?
You think that's strange. What if I tell you it was back in 2015?
Oh.
I felt like a little underreaction to the fact that I'm like many, many, many, many, many years behind in this whole situation.
Just a little classic. Oh!
She might be up to something.
Okay, so now we know, though, now we know that there's actual-
You see something?
Sorry, still trying to figure out how to grab something.
Whoa.
I thought that shadow for sure was monster.
I thought for sure that was going to be the monster, dude.
Oh my god, yeah, look at Luna.
She switched positions.
The baby has switched positions.
My day my day breaking news the baby has switched positions
That is living proof that she is in fact not a statue
What happened before Jesus the creature was
disgusting
Jesus Christ.
I'll close the door, goddammit.
Don't tell me you can go through the doors.
I love how she says keep your eyes peeled like I'm not supposed to know how he was just gonna be standing there
Playing Fortnite
I'm supposed to go this way right
Maybe if I turn off the flashlight?
I thought it was that thing, but is it not that thing?
It wasn't that thing?
Oh, that's so weird.
So we don't know what it actually looks like yet, right?
I'm getting a little nervous. Is it that thing down there? With its glowing eyes?
Am I supposed to go down there?
bearer oh I see it I see what the heck is that I thought it was a person oh my
god it's the forbidden booty old close the door never mind never mind I'm
I'm dutching it!
We're going in!
I hope they explain that at one point, because it is exceptionally weird.
Exceptionally weird.
So what, we keep going this way?
That's where I came from, though, huh?
Where did I come from here?
Oh, this is where I came from, so we gotta go through the other door.
I see, I see.
You feel so weird when I put my arm into it.
I mean, it's part of the job, it's part of what I have to do.
Unfortunately, as you can see, I'm crouching my way through all of this little area now
because I don't want to risk it.
And we're closing the doors too.
Just to be extra safe.
What am I looking at?
Just check the computer.
Yes, it looks like anything about the Ark.
Found something?
Lambda.
Are you excited about the arc? At first, I couldn't really see the point of it. But then I thought, why shouldn't we, right?
I mean, if we were able to save even just a small piece of ourselves, why wouldn't we do that?
I know you are in favor of that.
I think it's really important we do this.
In favor of what?
What are your thoughts on the arc?
It's a great idea.
Finally, we have something to do.
Am I right?
Are you optimistic about the project chances of, um, the numbers I just said?
Are you accused of reaching space?
Well, I can definitely be done.
You already solved the biggest problem, and it actually is all in there.
Now all we have to do is build the dance thing, and hopefully that is still operational.
Yeah, I think we can do it.
But it's not that easy.
It took a while for the recording to stop there, kind of reminds me of like Voice Smells.
Voice Smells where they uh, they forget to end the Voice Smells so it just keeps going
on for a little bit.
And you're there like, wow.
What are your thoughts on the art project?
The art project.
What are your thoughts on the art project?
The art project is just improved by every definition.
What is your mission?
What makes you say that?
Beyond the basics.
I've said it before, I think that all the little cruise...
I'm convinced.
I think that's what makes us human.
It's by being a little provided by platform.
Which is not necessarily restricted to our digital project.
a healthy balance being here, having a little bit of a cruise to this place.
Is this from inside the Ark?
Yes, that's some early renders of the world inside.
What's a whole lot comfier than this place?
Wait, what was that?
Maybe we're inside of a body that's not ours.
Like we're also a Catherine.
And we're still back in 2015.
It's possible.
It's just a theory.
I can't say it.
If you're reading this, you have successfully entered the ARC.
This survey is designed to give the developers a better understanding of your subjective
experience and how to improve your well-being.
Question number one, how would you describe your physical condition?
Uh, I mean, for this guy, I feel like number four would be pretty accurate.
No longer feel like a real person at this point, right?
We're going for it.
Question number two, how would you describe your mental condition?
I feel altered, a change in character.
I don't exist anymore.
I'll say altered.
Question number three, how do you describe your senses?
I feel more sensitive and aware of my surroundings.
I feel blocked as my senses are numb.
I'm lacking one or more of my natural senses.
Senses-wise, I think it's pretty normal, right?
Or maybe that we're more aware of our surroundings
because of that whole like jow-wee-ze-owl,
you know what I mean?
Just press four on every question.
I don't know about that.
I wanna say sensitive.
We'll say sensitive.
How would you describe the sensation
of your new condition?
I don't like it.
something is wrong
uh... it's disconnecting everything feels constructed
it's kind of like that pressing a kitchen feeling of all
being fake
now that's real
to me when i was first playing this game i was like something's off about this
feels like totally
it's where these two can feel similar to me
Except one of them is minus the depression, I guess.
We'll stay number four,
because I mean, I feel like in this position,
that's how I would answer.
Question number five,
are you troubled by the fact
that you are no longer strictly human?
Strictly human.
I don't care what form I take as long as I get to carry on.
on. Somewhat I feel like I lost myself. I'll say that. Sounds about right. Question number
six, how do you perceive your new existence? It's a direct continuation of my previous
self. How do you perceive your new existence? Like a new chapter in my life, it's like being
born all over again, complete do-over. It's something completely different. It has nothing
to do with my previous self. Is there a direct continuation of my previous self? Well,
What do they mean though?
What do they mean by that?
It's something completely different
and I don't even do myself.
Like I'm thinking of along the lines of,
like it's still him, his consciousness,
but there's a lot of weird things happening.
So, you know, I don't know what we're gonna do about that.
Like a new chapter in my life is kind of weird, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's say that.
I'll say that.
Number two makes more sense.
Do you think this new existence
will be a life worth living?
Oh man, I don't want to get all morbid over here and say, no, it's too detached for reality
and everything I know, aka, unaliving.
Maybe we could find a new sense of meaning in this world.
Gotta keep it real.
Would you rather be removed from the project and accept death?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No.
Your answer has been saved.
Thank you for participating.
That was it.
That's all we get.
I thought I was going to get a little something out
of all that.
Oh, come on, man.
Come on, man.
I want to hug Luna.
Oh my god.
Has she changed positions?
My, oh my.
Okay, that survey was utterly disappointing.
I found a tracker homed in on the Ark.
Oh, that's clever.
Oh, we got Earth and Mercury and Venus.
Does it still work?
I really need to know what happened to it.
I think so.
It's doing something at least.
Where is it?
Hold on.
I'm trying to find it.
Please let it be safe.
Select a sector to scan.
I mean, Ark not in selected area,
So I guess we do Earth.
We got one, we got one.
Is it in South America?
It's gonna be North America, huh?
No?
Oh, that's right, this game takes place in Canada,
doesn't it?
So it's gotta be around Canada.
It's not, I mean, that's Alaska over there, right?
California? No? I forgot what that is. What land is that? I totally forgot what that land is.
So are we in Europe? We would be in the ocean. We would be in the ocean. Oh, we're
definitely in the ocean somewhere, right? Come on now. Okay, it's not gonna be there.
It's gonna be down here somewhere, right?
Thousand percent.
Or wait, maybe in Africa?
Where the heck are we? Oh, Asia?
Bruh.
You get to be kidding me right now.
Really? Really?
Good grief. How much more of this am I supposed to do?
Bruh.
Okay, now I'm actually lost. Didn't I scan everything?
Oh my god.
Really?
The bar at the bottom shows how close you are.
You're kidding me.
That's good to know.
So it's close then, right?
By that standard?
Ah.
Okay.
Definitely not there.
It's close, so it's probably this one.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
I found it. It's at a sight named town.
Oh, no! It's our Earth. It's so close to fire they almost made it.
Damn it, it won't make it for long in that state.
A couple of decades at most.
That's not much to build a future.
If we talk to it, can we get on the Ark?
I suppose, but I'm not exactly flexible at the moment.
Is that it?
We done?
I'll take us there.
I can move, jump, swim, sort of.
You're stuck in the door opener, the omnitool.
I'll just push you there and you'll show me what to do.
That sounds really risky.
Besides, I don't like the idea of you carrying me around.
Come on, Catherine. This is what you wanted to do.
Your final mission. Let's launch the Ark.
We need to find a way to get into the abyss.
Can't take a climb out of that in no time.
We probably had to go to Theta. I prayed the dumb bat's still working.
Okay. So we go to Theta.
I don't know. It's pretty far.
Catherine.
What else is there to do? Maybe there's still a working shuttle train that could take us to Theta.
I've got it.
Just have a look around. Push comes to shove, I'll walk there.
Okay, then. I'll just eject from this thing. Don't forget to take me with you.
I won't forget.
So we're going to Theta.
I thought we were already there, though.
All right, let's do this. Come pick me up.
What the heck?
There's nothing I can do in here.
Bro, I don't like those noises.
I have a feeling the monster's about to come on out.
Right?
I'm crouching again.
I sort of got it.
It just like pops up behind me.
I'm going to be really, really mad at the game for doing that to me.
Don't forget to take me along, the omnitool.
Coming!
I just want to make sure we're safe in here.
Can I pull the omnitool out?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, just be sure to plug me in again at some point.
You got it.
Good luck, Simon.
I mean, do we play her back in right now?
Or no, because she's in our omnitool, right?
I think that's what that means.
So we're good, right?
Because she's in our omnitool online.
So now we go to Theta.
Now we have to go to Theta.
Okay, okay, okay.
Makes a little more sense now.
I will scream in that case.
Dude.
Same.
What the heck is that?
I don't feel comfy about this.
Nothing about this makes me feel comfortable.
I'm assuming we just leave.
I'm gonna head back out.
I'm gonna head back out this way.
We're not gonna be a freaking jump scare.
I'm back out.
Okay, now we have to avoid those freaking other guys.
The technical wielding robots.
That came out of nowhere.
Apparently spawn out of nowhere too.
All these booty just flying around in my face, floating around in my face.
We're off to Theta.
This is a submarine.
Oh god, it works?
Is it closed?
Bro.
What do you want me to do?
It won't stay closed?
You're kidding me.
then how did it open to begin with good Lord powering around what what is this
cherry emergency vessel for maybe she'll be able to get this thing ready
Hang on, I'll give it a try.
Okay, wait, let me close the door, though.
Hmph. Okay, she did it, she did it, she did it.
Oh boy!
Sorry, it's dead.
What the shot?
The CDT.
The ship they used to make run from Captain Lambda and Lisbon.
Looks like their wreck is closed.
Maybe you can find a vessel like this one inside.
Sounds like a plan.
I'll just save the security information and update the Omnitool.
There. She helped you get around.
Inside of where?
Where did she say inside of?
Come on back out.
I guess we'll walk this way.
I don't know if this is the right way to walk, but it's the only clear,
lit up half as we run I've been on the side for I don't remember these green
green lights oh what the heck bro what the heck was that was that a fish was
Is that a fish? What the heck was that?
Oh no.
What's that thing glowing blue now?
Oh my god.
What the heck?
Right way, right?
Am I not supposed to go this way?
Is that that fish?
I'm gonna keep it low key and just...
crouch the entire way.
I think we're good.
Yeah, that was sussy.
I don't know why they had to scare me like that out of nowhere.
I would have just ran if I was you.
That would have attracted something.
See, I don't know what that was out there, but that definitely would have attracted it
to chase me.
That's for sure.
I just started running.
Is this the submarine that we needed?
Hello?
Oh, shoot. I didn't even know that was a ladder.
I thought it was a bunch of seaweed.
Huh? Oh, we're supposed to get up top.
Oh, they're setting this up for like a jump scare, I feel it.
Yeah, you feel it too?
Something is coming up.
I feel a jump scare is imminent.
Oh god.
I guess we just continue on our path.
I'm gonna have a...
Oh God.
What?
What's with the music?
Bro, what's with the music?
How am I supposed to know what's chasing me if I don't even know?
Oh, shh!
Holy smokes.
Bro, pull the magician act.
Spawned out of nowhere.
Woo.
I need to take a beat.
You're not supposed to look at it, but like...
Heh heh heh.
We're not... I walk backwards then? Like, what am I supposed to do?
Is that a whale sound?
Oh man. Now I really have to pee.
After that, I really have to pee.
I hear it again, whatever it is, I hear it again, okay it's not, we can go, we can go.
It's taking a little too slow since that spot is like super far away.
Oh, bro, that's a shark!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, hell no!
That's raised!
That's raised so many emotions in me!
Hell no!
I am not interested in seeing the death animation
with that shark. It can't come down here, right? There's no way. Am I supposed to go towards
the building? Where'd the shark go? Oh, hell no. Where'd it go? Oh, no.
Are you scared of sharks? I'm sorry when you're in this depth of the ocean you're telling me you see a hammerhead shark
Above you and you're going
Doubtful
Is this the right way am I walking am I walking the right way? I can't even tell anymore. I
Don't know where I'm going
Camera heads are friendly sharks?
Says who?
I think we have to go that way, right?
Or that thing?
Or do we go away?
Every time I sprint, the fricking music gets louder, so...
It's so annoying, because I don't know if there's something watching me.
So I'm like committed to just crouching.
I think we have to go in there, because that's one of the submarines, right?
Okay, okay, I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
Just really have to pee right now.
Source, trust me bro.
Yeah, I know.
I don't know.
I'm not risking it, is what I'm trying to say.
I'm not about to risk it.
One of the friendliest at least.
So there you go, they can be friendly,
but at the end of the day,
they might still take an arm off.
just cuz. Just cuz. It's a, it's a Tuesday afternoon and why not? Can I climb this? Nope.
But I am supposed to go in here somehow, right? Do I climb this? This feels like it's climbable.
What the heck is this?
It looks like a swine.
Bro, that horn is so unnerving.
That horn sound of the,
it's so unnerving, dude.
All right, I have to pee.
So enjoy the Luna Cam in the meantime.
The little baby, the little baby, all right, all right, all right, let's see now, let's
see now how we do how do we do let us see now so I'm guessing we have to find the
entrances thing right or it might have nothing to do with this thing so it's
one of the two I'm gonna just sprint I don't care about this horn noise anymore
I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm almost certain that's the submarine we got to get to somehow.
I just don't know where the entrance is. Maybe those red lights? But that's where the hammerhead shark was.
Okay, I'm just gonna start sprinting forward is what it is right
We got on the rock there it is. There's the shark
Where do we go from here? Where is the entrance?
Am I wasting my time?
Does this structure have literally nothing to do with the game?
I don't know.
It feels like I'm going in circles over here.
Oh, did I finally find a ladder?
No this is where I was. Those look like steps though, right? Why can't I use steps?
Why isn't there an entrance down here?
Maybe I was supposed to continue to walk further up.
Can I just go full circle?
I think I just left full circle.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah.
We gotta go, we gotta go somewhere else, though.
Now that I know I'm a full circle, we gotta go somewhere else.
I'm sorry, Mr. Sharky.
The good news is I think I remember where the path I was on based on the shark.
I gotta go this way.
I think I just go this way.
Wait wait wait no no no no no.
No, that's where I came from. Because I remember this.
I was like, oh man, so far away.
So we gotta go...
Wait! Oh my god.
So no, it is something to do with this thing.
This is where I came from.
And there was nowhere else to go besides like towards the structure.
Unless there's another path towards the left side over here.
Luna's getting comfy.
The monster was literally luring you into here.
So there's got to be something.
Exactly, right?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying there's got to be something to do with the story,
if only it was pressing me about going over here.
But now I'm not so sure.
Because like I said, I can't seem
to find the entrance, like a ladder or something.
what's that over there? Is that something? Maybe I'm supposed to find like the high ground,
like a rock. Maybe it's behind the structure. I have a feeling it's the structure because
that's where the submarine is and we're trying to find a submarine, right? So how
How do I fricking get in this thing?
Because there ain't no single doorway.
Do I ride the shark?
Like, what do I do?
I suppose to harpoon it?
Is there a hatch that I'm supposed to go down?
It takes us inside of the structure.
I'm asking all these questions, assuming that there's some answers.
Assuming. I was asking questions into the ether, assuming that there might be an answer here.
Yeah, I probably skipped a ladder or something, I don't remember quite well.
Dang it.
Okay.
I mean, I got...
Okay.
Something has to do with the structure, right?
So, let's see if we can find a ladder.
First thing first.
It's gotta be where the shark is, because it wants us to be scared of the shark.
So maybe it's here?
No, I have a feeling it's where that red thing was.
You're kidding me.
Tell me?
I am so done.
That is just wild.
For me to go through all that, and there's like this little hole in the wall,
space that I was supposed to crawl through.
Unbelievable.
That's too much.
Open the door.
Okay, we know the guy's gonna be around here too though, right?
Mr. Uga Buka is gonna be around here.
For sure, sis.
But we are getting to that submarine, one way or another.
I don't want to fall, so we definitely don't go there, right?
I don't want to fall.
So let's go up.
I don't want to have to do that all over again.
I'm usually just getting a little creepier.
There's got to be a reason for that.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, there's definitely a...
Bro.
Oh, saving the game.
And that's why I lagged.
Alright.
Let's find a working escape puzzle.
Don't scare me like that.
Don't scare me like that, please!
I'm gonna find that submarine.
I saw the submarine with my own eyes.
So I know it exists.
I know for a fact it exists.
Dang it, I think I could have opened that other door down low.
It might have been another booty hole, uh, situation.
But I was supposed to touch.
Shame. Shame.
It's over here.
Oh. Why did you do that?
We do not look at it, we do not look at it.
God damn it.
Is it that thing?
Is it the blue thing?
That's blinking?
How am I supposed to avoid it?
I guess we go like this.
Just keep moving forward.
So it could still be in our heads.
We've never actually seen it, right?
Oh, no.
I don't know what we're supposed to do.
Where's the monster?
you guys see something I don't see anything no you've seen it's moving I
see something moving I just don't know what it is I don't know what I was
supposed to look at bro I see it now I see now I have to look I have to look
I have to see it I just see what he looked like now I've seen now I've seen
It is a fully grown naked man, apparently, with some goofy head.
Is he just chasing me down now?
Is that what's happening?
I can't get to my destination like this.
I'm hiding.
Until the closest clear, I'm hiding.
You got a big ol' tummy?
Exactly.
I didn't know what I was looking at.
I didn't know what to expect I didn't know it was the same thing that kind of like spawned out of nowhere that I saw him earlier
But I didn't know that was him
Mayday Mayday the coast is clear. Okay. Okay. Okay
So now I know it's kind of like he kind of blends into some of those other blue lights though
Maybe I go the other way?
So like avoid him?
Bro, I can't see anything.
I got to turn the flashlight on.
I can't see a single goddamn thing.
Oh my god.
My whole nervous system just basically shut down.
Shut down, flare it out.
I don't even know what to think.
I just did a full 360 and I was like no.
No, not today.
Can I go through here or what?
I don't know what to do.
Staring into the corner until you leave.
Is he behind me?
I don't know what to do.
Is he behind me?
The sky is pitch black this moment.
The ocean is dark.
Incredibly dark.
In that distance, I can see a letter.
He's still here, bro.
He's still here.
What am I supposed to do, man?
Can he still kill you though?
I don't know.
I literally don't know.
It sounds like he's right behind me.
I feel like I'm going to turn around and he's going to be right behind me.
Yeah, he's totally right behind me.
He's breathing down my neck right now.
1,000%.
I can't see anything.
Yeah, I didn't know what to do.
He just totally cornered me.
What happened?
I'm still alive?
What?
Was he meant to, like, capture me?
I'm so confused.
Turning back my light on.
Is this, like, my second life?
Give him one more chance.
Oh, he's coming, bro.
He's coming, bro.
I hear them wet, sloppy footsteps.
Okay, I think he's gone.
I hear him, I hear him, I hear him.
Now I can hear the footsteps,
I didn't even hear any footsteps last night.
I don't even know what's going on.
I don't even know what is going on right now.
I'm just trying to find my submarine and I can't find my submarine because we got
freakin' naked homie over here.
I'm just running out here.
I don't know where I'm supposed to go, that's why.
I think, I think I, I think I lost him.
I'm at a dead end so I gotta, I gotta wait.
I don't even know where I am.
I can't tell where I am.
Super frustrating.
Rolls my eyes in size, man!
I'm not running away.
Oh, is that a door?
Can we use that?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, go!
Please, before he gets me!
Woo!
And we got to save progress.
Woo!
Oh my god, that was way too close.
That was way too close.
was on me. Good grief. We made it. We made it. We made it to submarine. Let's go. Oh,
I just had to commit that point. I just had to make sure I got out of there at that point.
Good lord. No, no, Catherine. Don't say that. Don't say that, Catherine.
Take a look at the action room and see if you can figure it out.
Maybe there's an override or something.
This car starts out there.
The more recent you get going.
What?
Come on, you know the drill.
Don't look at them or get too close.
It'll mess with your circuits.
Oh, shit.
We need to get out of here.
I know.
I'm going.
Of course.
a freaking go-back down to the engine room too so are we talking like all the
way back at bottom now I don't even know where the engine room is
there's the freaking monsters out there
okay there's definitely one over there there's definitely one over there how do
Where do I avoid him, though?
If homie is blocking my pathway,
how am I supposed to avoid him?
Where?
Where is he?
I hear the footsteps.
We're gonna outmaneuver him.
Now I hear the footsteps.
There's no way.
Is he coming for me?
He's coming for me.
What if I do, I have an idea.
Bruh.
I forgot we're in the water.
We're good enough.
Hell no.
He can't open doors, huh?
I don't think so anyway.
Now I'm left with a problem though.
I'm trapped in the storage room because I hear him right outside of the door.
He can TP smiley face! Oh my god. Oh my god.
Got me stressing!
Oh my God!
Luna, protect me.
Luna, I need your strength.
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do in this situation?
Shake my head.
Okay, I think he's gone.
Homie is walking fast now, do you hear that?
I hear those footsteps like, double timing it right now, that's not good.
We are not supposed to go down that way.
Alright guys, I hope you've been good.
Pretty good.
You guys ready to see some Roblox?
See some epic Roblox action?
I'm gonna be doing a little bit of everything.
Some VC, some maybe some horror, stuff like that.
You can't see me aggressively rubber belly.
And that's a good thing.
That's a good thing.
Some fashion, you wanna see some dress to impress?
Listen, I am the fashion god.
I'm gonna have to school some of these
dressed in press fashionistas.
It is what it is.
Yeah, I don't mind doing a little bit of that.
We'll see, we'll see.
Let's just get into it, bro.
First things first, we gotta cut the coconut music.
Where it at?
I know it's around here somewhere, bro.
Hold on, let me find it.
I know it's around here somewhere, bro.
There it is, there it is.
It's in the scene.
Okay, because I have my own music
to switch things up a little bit, intermittently.
No more YouTube ads?
Hail.
Oh, they're definitely gonna be YouTube ads, bro.
All right.
you
Get out of here.
This is giving like, dystopian erotica.
Ha ha ha, it's not bad, though.
It's not too bad.
It's giving like, dystopian erotica.
I would've given it like, two stars.
Maybe three.
If I wanted to be spicy, maybe three.
Who's the winners?
Bro, my pose-
New rank aspiring model?
Why?
Am I on the podium?
Chat.
This might be my time to shine.
Am I on the podium?
I'm not on the podium.
Why the heck did I get-
Bruh.
That's like a participation award
What was my what was my ranking? I wanted to see the ranking I
Don't get to see the ranking bro. That's crazy. I mean this is pretty trash. I
Mean I know that I know that it's trash, but I
Think we could have gotten at least at least three look come on at least three and we strike
You're off that stuff.
Post-28.
Come on.
Let's be real.
Let's be real, bro.
Ah, alright.
We're taking it all off.
We're stripping down to our bare bottoms.
Is Luna in- Oh my god, Luna's in her bed.
Let's go.
V.C. Roblox is the best on God.
Agreed.
Hey, I'm agreeing with you, Dragon times.
You might be spending some back right there.
I was sure you'd get that.
Not me.
I'm glad you have all the confidence.
Not me.
I was like, hey, oh no.
It's trashy.
But I was hoping that I was posed up enough that I would
get at least a few more star votes.
You know what I mean?
Just like a few more.
Nothing crazy, of course.
Hey, let's switch it up.
Maybe they didn't like that.
What are we doing?
Detective versus suspect.
Ooh, detective versus suspect.
All right, hold up, hold up.
First of all, let's get out of this pose, bro.
OK, I kind of like the makeup.
So let's do what we got here.
Not bad like not bad at all
We can't turn her head to the left and right
Oh, these are bangs, bro, hold up. Oh
Man, that's so cute
Not yet not yet
I don't know how this screams detective though, this is the problem.
But we want to be like a, we want to be a fashionable detective, don't we?
Hold on, I got an idea.
I got an idea.
Let's get this a little lighter.
Just a little lighter.
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Bear with me now.
Let me cook.
God, I can't see anything.
It's so annoying.
What kind of glasses do we want to go for?
What about these?
Ahhhh man they look goofy.
That's what we got.
But then I hate that it like covers up my beautiful makeup.
That's so annoying.
What else can we wear?
I guess the hat, right?
We need to wear a hat that screams detective and then we're good.
Then we've essentially cooked for the theme.
None of these hats give detective though.
None of them.
Okay hold on.
Where's like the rest of the wardrobe? Oh
She's got it. What did she get that? It's a little stinky cheater, bro. Where'd she get that hat?
Hey girl, where'd you get the hat?
If only if only voice chat was activated right now
Bro, where'd you get mm-hmm? Oh wait, hold up. Hold up. They got some gear here. Am I allowed am I allowed to get this stuff?
the brat collection I
I don't know, I don't think so.
That's crazy.
I mean, it looks super cool, but there's no way this is going to be detective.
I like the boots, bro, leave it on my face.
I like the boots.
Let's put it like brown, maybe.
Ayo, the YouTube ads hit different, though, right?
Just to join some music and then a YouTube ad.
got to ruin it all I'm not seeing I'm not seeing the hat we got two minutes to
find this goddamn hat
God there's two of them that have it now they probably have no idea what I'm
doing they got it from the VIP didn't they like a thousand oh wait is it up
there. Wait, now I see the hats? Oh my god, okay, hold up, hold up. Hell yeah! Not that
color though. We're gonna switch up the color. I'm thinking. I mean, I mean, gray kind of
It does make sense, but like let's...
We need a dress. Not a dress.
We might want to do jeans, but I don't want to go like crazy on the jeans, you know what I mean?
Hey, why can't I select, bro?
uh
No, I don't like the jeans I don't like the jeans we need we need something else a minute bro the pressure's on the pressure's on
Maybe like tight little skirt. Oh hell yeah. Oh my god wait perfect color to I
kind of want to go
Then we have to make the hat white then we have to make the hat white. Let's do it. Let's do it commit
Not like full white, but how do we get that pink?
It's like, oh god, it's like that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we just need to top, we just need to top.
None of that, none of that, none of that's good, none of that's good.
We're so close, I didn't do my nails.
They're gonna judge me on my nails, but it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's
My nails is the only problem right now
Give me this top. No, give me this. Give me this. Hell yeah. Oh black blazer though is
It might actually work
But I don't think so. Oh, why does that one look like Daphne? That's crazy
Red nails sure
Something I just need something. You know what?
Damn this sucks
Not my best fit not gonna lie. I hope I get on the podium
I feel like I've gotten on the podium before
And we need we need better music. I don't like that outfit. That's gonna be one star anyway from her
Hello, we need like we need like hold on Luna. I need to be inspired runway music runway music
Let's find it strong enough business
I'm gonna let it play in the background. Hey, oh this one this one definitely captured a
Daphne from Scooby-Doo
Which is which is pretty which is pretty good because I get it now
The whole detective in the suspect thing.
That totally makes sense.
I'll give it three stars.
I'll give it three.
What do we got?
Bro, the same runway music?
So disappointed.
That one sucks anyway.
The camera's cheating.
I don't have a camera.
Bro, how is this runway music?
Fashion music?
Let's put that in.
Maybe it thinks like running away music.
It got confused.
Fashion show music, minimal.
Yeah, let's get that subway deal in while we're at it.
Hey, yo, it's me.
Wait, this isn't.
Mm.
Hit that pose, baby.
Hell yeah.
Mm.
Come on now.
Three stars at least.
Can we get three at least?
i'm not i'm not a huge fan of like the colors that i chose i just was
i was under a quicker pressure
i had limited amount of time
i'm not trying to make excuses
i apologize
to my family
to canada
i'm sorry
i will do better though
i will do better
i think i did better than them
i think i did better than them at least
whoa this is pretty cool i like the layers
that's a big belt
you know what i actually really like the fit i just don't like the belt that much
the belt kind of feels like off placement but the color of the handbag
like mixed with the rest of the
See the rest of the color palette, like the main color palette that they were going for?
That's A plus right there.
That was A plus fashion.
Besides the belt.
I don't know what this is.
Bro, why the scarf when you have a tie on?
Nah.
They get goofy with it.
That's not good.
The winners are.
Come on.
Bruh, okay, that one definitely deserved number one
What did I get did anybody vote for me bro? Okay? I'm up there, bro. I was fourth. Oh, I was so close
Okay, you know somebody was friends with somebody that's the only reason why I wasn't on the podium a
thousand percent
Come on now
I'm not part of the friend group. That's crazy
Jipped, bro, this thing ain't that bad
Maybe if the blazer wasn't off-color with the rest of the stuff, I know I know I messed up on that one
I wasn't trying to but
It is what it is. Okay. I think that's it for me. I
Did my best
And I gotta say I think I did a pretty good job. I think I did a decent job
But alas
We press on press on maybe we need like a little job interview after that, bro
We can't make it as fashion model. Let's dive into a job interview, okay?
Heck yeah, what do you say Luna?
Luna's curled up in a little ball right now
Also forgive me
Forgive me on my hair today. By the way, I don't know what's going on with it. It's just annoying at this point
Okay. No matter what I do, it's just utterly annoying.
Get a microphone on. Okay, we're done with the fashion music. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
And then we need to put this up, right?
The what?
And then we need to unmute our mic somehow.
Papers, please
Damn, they just disappeared
That's crazy. That's crazy. Hey, what's up?
I'm in the hot seat now
What do you got available?
Brandon. Hey, oh, Deadpool, chill. I'm here first. I was here first. Get your goofy out of here. Yeah, that's what I thought, Deadpool. That's what I thought.
Brandon, we already, we already did the greetings. I don't want to say hi again. Just tell me what jobs are available. Pronto. Pronto. Come on now.
What jobs do you have available?
I'm pretty good at everything.
What's the list?
Oh my God, I'm so sorry, your name's not even Brandon.
It's Landon.
My bad, homie.
Is that why you're not telling me what the jobs are?
Fine.
It is what it is.
Let me out of here.
Thank you.
Hello?
Who's in here?
Ayo.
Ayo, Deadpool.
Deadpool, let me in.
Let me in, Deadpool.
Let me in.
Shorty over here ain't serious about a job.
I am though.
I promise.
Let me in.
Hello?
I
Pulls got a hostage in there. That's crazy. Hello
Hello
Good grief
Hello
Yeah, what job do you have available?
Hey, oh, this ain't a party I was here first. Thank you. Thank you
Any job
Well, I need options if I can get any job I need some options then let's go. Let's go
Mm-hmm
Hey, why you got a why you got a picture of a giant hamburger on your wall?
I can't tell me here okay okay okay little sassy little sassy okay okay okay so what
do you got available okay okay you can be a police a manager a police I don't
I don't think I'm qualified.
A manager of what?
Anything.
Anything?
What about, can I be the manager of Slovakia?
Can I be the manager of Slovakia?
Can I be, excuse me, I'm talking yo-yo.
Can I be the manager of Slovakia?
Hello?
Yeah.
Woo-hoo!
Thank you. Wait, where's my certificate? Why don't I have a certificate that proves I don't see that the computer's not even on. What the heck? Their computer's not on. It's all a lie. It's all a lie. Their computer's not on. Hello. I don't think this one's a good candidate. I'm not going to lie.
I'm just I'm just gonna take that place so what jobs do you have available buddy?
Well, how do you rate your job out of ten
I'm like, so you have to get out of the scene and then take this job and you have to end
the relationship.
But like, do you like the job?
Do you recommend it?
Yes, it's very fun.
But then why do you want to give it the job of it so far?
Oh, I got you there, didn't I?
I got you there.
Okay, bye!
What's going on out here?
The secret meeting?
Can I be part of the secret meeting?
What y'all talk about?
Hey, why are you going behind the bushes?
So what are we going to talk about?
Now that we're away from the peasants, oh, get it, get it, get it, oh, come on.
Why are you just therein though, huh?
Why are you just therein?
Hmm.
Damn.
You're just therein.
While they're doing their thing, you're just therein.
Weird.
Very strange.
And we're out of there.
And just like that, we're out of there.
I got the I got the warning and I didn't want to push it. I
Value my VC privileges. Okay, I
Hold it up
to the utmost
The highest standard possible. All right, I
Want to make sure that I am a model citizen on Roblox
We have yet to curse
Besides saying I guess I guess Roblox picks up the the a
Because I'm saying am and for some reason it's it's like
Punished I
Don't think I want to eat slimes today
Man, what a weird title he slimes to grow huge bro. That sounds like one of the Mads
On them sites, you know what I'm talking about
You know exactly what I'm talking about is that is
That
What's her face I?
Ice Spice?
Hey, what's happening here?
Dayside.
Oh, you guys came.
You can see slightly.
Dayside High School.
How many people do you think are playing this right now?
Bro, I was not expecting that number.
I don't know what number I was expecting,
but it wasn't 16,000 active players.
That's for sure.
On just this one Abbey, bro.
That's crazy.
That's wild work right there.
Holy smokes.
What are they?
I got to know.
I'm going to infiltrate.
I got to know what's going on in the school, man.
We have to know at this point.
Math class.
Jesus Christ.
Bro.
what's like what's like high school music
i guess we play like high school musical right
camping field trip should we do that is that is that where all
all the cool kids are going right now
hey i'm out here by myself
no oh
what did i do
Is anybody happy to see what's happening over here?
Why is everybody taking photos?
God damn.
Jesus Christ.
It's the second coming.
Come on, take your photos.
Take your photos right now.
Oh my god.
It's Luna!
Oh
Holy Christ
Do they not have any pants on?
What happened to your face?
It's missing!
The face is missing, bro.
Well...
Of course, of course there's always that one person with a guitar, man.
Hey, oh, somebody roofied this one?
While they're taking their photo, bro, that's crazy.
That's why I work.
That's a true friend, though.
I'm not gonna lie, that's a true friend, right there.
What rank did you finish in Valorant?
Bro, Plastic 7.
Easy work.
Put out a good one.
Easy work.
Hood outfit ideas.
What's there to be like 50,000 active players on that one right there?
Guess the celebrity.
Is it Mr. Least?
Why is Ice Spice in like these thumbnails?
Hold on, let me see, look.
Look down here. Ice Spice, man.
That's the second Ice Spice thumbnail. I don't know where.
There's another one right here, bro.
Baddies?
That's crazy.
What's this? Decent? Playing survival exploration? Wait that actually sounds kind of fun. 1.5k active players. Okay, okay.
You got me in tights. This game's content, gameplay, map, and creations are not final, so we'll have to change any upcoming updates.
Basically can explode on impact at any given moment. Am I correct?
Actually this looks kinda cool.
I like the idea.
Let's see what happens, right?
Are we in line or something?
Why can't I move?
Or I'm like, stuck.
Or I'm stuck.
Let's see if these other players move.
They're not moving either.
Alright, well, if it is loading, I'mma let it load.
Can you guys babysit Luna in the meantime?
Because I have to go take a quick peek.
So I'll be right back.
Do not worry everybody, I am back.
I know, I know.
You were in tears, in shambles, wondering where I was.
Luckily, I made it to safety.
Hey, cool Godzilla costume.
That's pretty cool.
Bro, I love the new Godzilla.
I know there's a lot of hate on it
with the pink spikes and everything.
Bro, what the heck is this hair?
I just realized that.
Dude, I can't, bro, I can't.
Hey, it was time to wear a hat at this point.
Ah!
God, getting hair in my mouth.
It's like so...
Like it's not falling properly, if that makes sense.
Here we go.
it's like when it starts like falling in my face
and it doesn't want to cooperate
it's so annoying
anyways uh...
i still can't move it looks like we've gotten nowhere so i don't know what to do
i'm glad luna was good and thank you thank you for everyone that was being such
such good babysitters for luna luna really appreciates it
bro i still can't
i'm out of here
what was the point of this game bro
let's try to go back in and see if anything happens
Cause I actually want to like explore, press any key to continue, still doesn't work, cool.
I'm out of here.
I gave you two chances bro, and that's all the chances you're gonna get.
Two.
Bro.
Two chances.
That's all the chances you're gonna get bro.
Let's check something else, I agree.
I'm down.
I'm down to do literally anything else.
Maybe not a play ball though, maybe not a play ball.
I feel like playing, I feel like playing like a horror game, another type of horror game.
Which, what is this, Pokey Haven 17+, have I played this before?
I was trying to go back to the game list category.
What the heck was that?
I mean I guess I've played it before.
Oh that was like that bar thing right?
Hey yo let's go to baddies.
I remember this one.
This one got a little crazy.
Let's check it out.
See when anything happens.
All right, let's go, let's go.
Whoa, buddy.
Where are we running to?
Is there a way to run faster?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nah, I ain't trying to drop it.
What are you talking about, bro?
Ew!
Bruh, bruh, I can't.
Drop money. Invalid input. I can't do anything, bruh. Oh, there we go.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hey, why are they being so aggressive with me?
Bro, what did I do? What did I do to deserve this?
Smacking me in the back side of my bald head right now. Look at that.
Sheesh! They took off my wig and everything.
That's crazy. They smacked the hair off my head.
How do I get a gun bro?
What is this?
Are we in like fight mode?
Bro, get this, get this off my screen.
Okay, that's how we punch.
Hey, oh, beat him up, beat him up.
Hey man, I'm just doing what somebody else did to me.
Okay, okay.
We gotta do it to you. I'm sorry. I can't be bullied around anymore
You're gonna be my first victim my first victim on baddies, bro
No, no, no, no, we're gonna smack that hair right off your head. No, where are you going? Where are you going, bro? How do we run?
Bruh, no get back here get back here girl
Get back here girl
Ayyy yeah we got him! We got him!
Oh my god I'm beating them up silly!
I'm beating them up silly bro!
I think we got him!
Wait why aren't they like deceased?
When do they die die?
Hey get up!
Jesus Christ.
Hey my bad. My bad.
Let's go work out.
Why do that look so goofy?
Hey, let's get this damage up.
Bulk up.
I gotta get revenge on that one little dude with a freaking stop sign.
Beat me up silly.
Hell yeah.
What are we about to get, it's a plus 10% damage.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You can shoot, interact, crouch, carry or throw, oh so that's how you do it.
You can pull hair with B.
I didn't know that. All right, all right, we're at max. Let's go bro. I'm looking like Wolverine up in here
Bro don't gang up on me now. Hey, don't gang up on me now. Hey, what the freak?
What a bro, what a bro hit me with the stink spray
what the a bro got a bag bro got trash bag hell no no that's just rude bro
that's just rude bro I'm out of here y'all can't gang up on me like that that
That ain't necessary, alright? That ain't necessary.
What's the blue bar for?
Oh, that's the one with the stop sign, right?
Flamethrower? Hey, you crazy!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Oh, bro, we got him good!
Hey, come back here. Come back here.
I'm gonna do it again.
Wait, they got a flint in their hand.
Bro, hell no!
Hell no.
I'm coming back though.
They have to be like limited in that.
Get him!
Sheesh.
What the freak bro?
Yeah that's rude.
Hey, we stomping them silly, damn.
How do you drag them around?
Pull their hair, bro.
their hair bro hey we got their to pay out of there she's bro left us to pay
behind not a trace left besides the to pay that's crazy we did crazy work on
them god damn who's our next victim hey what's this hell yeah is that ours now
bro use it hell yeah hey I'm coming for y'all start with this one right here
hey oh where you going where you going what's that what's that stink sprayer
oh the gang up is insane that gang up is insane damn they're running pretty fast
Where'd they get the stop sign from dude?
Hey, get her!
Run!
Hell no.
That's crazy work.
I'ma jump them!
They got me?
Bro, that's crazy work.
Oh!
Oh, hell no.
Oh, damn, they stomped me silly.
What's this, the flamethrower?
Jesus.
We got humbled, we got disrespected, but works.
Mmm, not good, not good.
Everything was going against us right there.
That was fun though.
All right, next.
It's always good time playing some baddies.
No icepice though, disappointed.
Disappointed what else could we do?
What else can we do box tower defense
Bro six six active is sus. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's a little sus
It's a little sus bro
Now I'm bobbing with the
The fashion music again
meet up 11 active AO what are they doing that's 11 people all together doing
something sussy now I don't think I want to be a part of that whatever they're
doing I don't want to be part of it win obi and get robux money emoji hail ye
Bro, what's with the Ice Spice avatars?
God, that's wild.
Bro, another one, like it's all Ice Spice.
That's crazy.
Adopt me.
That game looks cute.
What is this?
114,000.
That is the, this is to date, the most I've ever seen active on, on the, on the
On a on a game in row in Roblox be first to experience new updates by pressing follow
What I got to try it bro a hundred and fourteen K
That's the most I've ever seen bro
Let's see what it is we infiltrating we infiltrating the base as we speak
Pick your favorite color should I go with blue or the pain?
Is it like the color of the room?
That kind of makes sense.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
We got like two soundtracks playing at the same time.
And we don't need all that work.
Let's start the day off right by dressing fashionably, of course.
There are thousands of outfits to choose from, can we find something stylish to put
on?
I thought I already did.
Do I have to?
I like my fit bro.
Insert name.
Save!
Save buddy!
My dollar just got me acting up.
Are we done?
What do we do now?
Switch to baby!
Show my pet.
Try changing the filter to search query.
Why can't I um...
Save outfit, bro.
Wow! Okay.
Right, now you're standing in your house.
You can customize it to make it feel more like home.
Edit House.
Uh, we could change the color of the sofa.
I don't know about...
I can't get a preview of it first.
Hey, that's kind of cool.
Um...
How do we, uh...
I mean, it's fine in there.
It's okay.
It's, it's, it's literally okay.
What do we do?
Where's my pad at?
Whenever you're ready, exit out of your front door.
Gatch you.
So we got to go find a pet, I'm assuming, right?
Hey, that's going to pay for the pet's food.
Ready to adopt a fluffy puppy or cuddly kitten?
Great!
Let's go to the nursery.
Damn, you trying to take me through a mountain?
I'm in.
I'm seeing the light.
Jesus, take me.
Whoa.
Is 125 Robux going to get us by, though?
Hey, look, it's other people.
I'm my way, friends.
I need to adopt someone.
This is where you adopt your pets and families.
Okay?
It's a doe.
Wow, hello there, human.
You look like the type of chap who'd help a friend out.
I'm white.
Mind looking after this egg?
Wait, what's in it?
Take good care of it and I'll hatch into an outstanding pet.
Ayo!
What the heck's in the-
Okay, okay.
Now that you have your egg, let's find something to do.
This is your personal task board.
Complete task to earn bucks.
Open a gift.
Hatch an egg.
Complete a need.
Your egg is hungry, tap them to feed them.
Sandwich?
Is it gonna eat the sandwich?
What's in the egg, man?
Starter egg is full. We got ten bucks, let's go.
Okay, what now?
Should we pick them up?
Yeah, let's carry our egg.
Now, what do we do?
We have to open a gift, right?
Where do we get a gift at?
Holly?
50 bucks.
Ah! Ha!
No!
I'm sorry, but no.
The Royal Egg.
Sheeeesh!
For $14.50.
Nah, I'm good. I'm good with my egg, bro.
We got our little, we got our little egg.
Let's go bring it home.
Is that how it hatches?
No, I'm good, they don't need to be royalty, okay?
Cracked egg!
Ayo, is that murder?
I think they just created it.
I think they murdered somebody, man.
That's a little pup or a little cat that's deceased now.
It's crazy.
Turn on to the neighborhood.
Whoa, I didn't...
What did I...?
I'm gonna be so mad. I'm gonna be so mad if I just spent Robux on something that I don't know.
Literally so freaking mad, bro. What was that?
I don't even know how much Robux I have, but I swear to God, I'm gonna be so mad. If it like popped up
and it just freaking like auto-bought something for me, man.
where's my home at? is this my home? that's not my home. home! is that a donkey? damn
they got a donkey I'm jealous. wait now I'm curious I thought it was only gonna be like
like a dog or a cat.
Hey yo, let's go, let's go.
I wanna hatch this.
I wanna see what it is.
Do we feed it some more?
Do we gotta sit on it?
Release the egg.
There you go.
We're just gonna chill.
Just me and my egg, let's go.
What next, what next?
What do we do?
Open a gift, hatch one egg.
How do we hatch?
What do we do to hatch?
Hatch now!
No.
Okay, good.
To buy an item, that thing would have popped up, right?
So I don't think I spend any Roblox.
That's good.
Like I said, I would have been so angry.
I guess we could feed the egg again.
But we don't have any food!
How do we go get food?
I'll be right back egg. Don't you go anywhere?
What the okay, let's go we gotta go find some food
What do they have
It's a dog
With a with a little with a little dress on that's cute
That's cute
I think we have to go into town for the food, right?
Let's go, let's go.
Hey, how are they running so fast?
Bro, that is some movement speed.
Why can't I move like that?
I don't know.
I don't know how long I have to wait until it hatches.
That's what we're trying to find out.
Hmm.
Maybe like one of the treat stores.
Let's go egg adoption.
What is that?
Maybe if we take it on a ride.
Captain arg.
Watch a step as he get on the hot air balloon.
Your balloon will take off in 60 seconds.
Okay.
I mean, that's a bargain, $5 for the ride?
I'll take it.
Hey yo, me and my little egg is gonna have balloon.
Maybe it'll hatch faster if we like, take it on a little hot air balloon trip, you know?
We'll see.
We got one minute until takeoff.
Maybe uh, maybe we'll have some other friends, or we're gonna have this whole space to
ourselves should be kind of nice. I hope it helps a hatch faster too. Maybe you can get
a parrot from the parrot. A parrot from the parrot? A parrot from the pirate? Possibly.
they don't even have one so I don't know how I'd do that.
Such a good little egg.
Has it been a minute yet?
Are we- we're taking off?
oh shoot okay hold on let me finish this let me finish this text up
I gotta make sure uh
oh my gosh that Luna's looked after do we exit oh let's go
bro I thought my egg fell oh my god
oh okay
That was worrisome.
My galactic pains, this is missing with XP.
I had like a little mini heart attack. I thought my egg for sure fell.
And then I would get like the cracked egg emote.
Like this person? How embarrassing.
What's happening?
Is it like Disney fireworks about to happen?
Bro, we spent $5 and we're no longer on it.
I think we gotta go get some, where are we going?
We're being guided.
Do we have to go sleep?
Is that why?
I guess so.
Everybody's being guided to get the heck out of here.
We need to have, oh we need to sleep.
We need to have some orange juice?
Is that what those icons are?
Yeah, we gotta go back home.
Bro, why is this giving like, um, that weird like neighborhood vibe where everybody's
a little too perfect, you know what I mean?
It's oddly like, not good.
Strange.
Damn, our bed looks sad.
Um...
I don't have any food, buddy.
We're sleeping!
Is that it?
What's happening?
Drink up!
Oh, that's what it was doing.
So, how do we get the...
The hash to sleep?
Starter egg...
We got a... We got a puppy!
That's cute.
We got a brand new puppy. A newborn. You want some food?
Eat, eat, eat!
Excellent.
That's exactly...
What's we were going for? I mean, I wouldn't mind a cat. I like all animals. So it is what it is
Not bad though. Not bad. It is it's not a Luna. Exactly. It's not a little so I
Need a bath
Hey, oh, that's our that's our signal to leave
That means we got to get out of there. All right on to the next one
What do we play next?
Fantasia
2.4k active what are you doing this one live in a castle that holds the ball every night?
Some fancy
Sounds very exquisite
By that though, I feel like
Something's a foot
But I am curious my curious my curiosity is getting better at me
I feel like it's gonna be a complete waste of time, but let's see. Let's see. Let's see what happens. Why not?
What's the worst that can happen, man?
Hey, we got a badge at least.
Would you like to join a voice chat only server?
Heck yeah!
Oh my god.
Heck yeah!
I
I'm part of that VC exclusive club. Let's go I
Don't know what this is about. We're gonna find out. Would you like to join? That's what I did. No
Bruh, they're sending me to another one. Why do they pop up that message? Also, why can we skip loading?
Doesn't it need to load you're telling me it doesn't need to load
Time for bed and a sleeping quarters really brought a guy here. It's got here, bro
Hey, where's the party at
There's a party at in this big old room
Boom.
Is it over there?
Where it says ballroom?
Damn.
Oh, you can't go that way.
No, I don't like the problem.
Open that 18,000 hours, that's crazy work.
Damn.
What the heck are we supposed to do in the meantime?
Hmm.
Where everybody go? Hello? Hello? What the money? What the money?
Okay, say less.
Homie does look a little sketchy.
Ah!
ah
Oh
And we out of there.
Alright, that was actually interesting.
Let's try it again.
Let's see if we can find a different one.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry Luna.
That's my bad.
I take full responsibility on that one.
I did not mean, I did not mean to annoy you.
Apologies.
Big apologies, bro.
Beasy only, beasy only.
See what we get.
What did that say, Gina Butter?
That's kind of weird.
Play!
you
Get fat and roll race?
What?
Wait.
What wait can I try this let's give it a little little try the little old try
Damn
Hey, oh, we rocking that twink build
We've got to eat up eat up eat up eat up
Hamburger. Hamburger. French fry. French fry. Hamburger. Hamburger. Sold up. French fry.
French fry. Oh my god. I'm living the American dream. All right, all right, we're getting to a healthy
weight. We're getting into the healthy weight category. Let's keep it up. Let's keep it up.
it's every American's favorite favorite meal hamburger
classic hamburger nothing beats a hearty meal like five hamburgers six
six large fries and eight large drinks.
Mm-mm-mm.
Delicious.
Scrumptious.
Oh, hey.
Okay, now we're getting a little...
Now we're getting a little chunky.
Too many burgers.
But I cannot stop.
Why can't I stop?
It just
tastes so good.
Need more burger.
Need more french fry.
I need it.
All right, are you guys ready for the weight reveal?
We have been eating on stop our delicious hamburger, our delicious french fries.
I think it's time.
I think it's time for the weight reveal after a few more burgers just a few more okay it's
time oh my god oh my god bro they just hey oh I want that bill what the how do I lose
weight by going up the stairs. Damn! How am I gaining weight by going down the stairs?
That's crazy work. Oh, let's go, bro! Wheeee! Damn! How far we make it down? Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot! Hey, we're reaching a new record. We're breaking the Roblox
record right now I'm sorry Luna am I being too loud sorry the excitement of
the burgers they got to me it's okay we only got oh we're slowing down we're
back to our twin pill hey come on come on come on come on come on don't mess with
the internet hey what did I make did I win in my Roblox is biggest
It's a good girl. Well, you want to get in the lap again? Hmm? Okay, okay? Oh
God
Bro
Whoo, the way she scratches up my thighs. Heesh say hi say hi since you're here Luna
All right, now that we have secured the Luna let us leave border girl palace
God damn that was actually kind of fun
In a weird like two minute kind of way it did hit some dopamine tallest high-dive ever obby
Had to shake her butt a little bit
That's a good guru, that's a good guru.
Hospital tycoon with like the funkiest looking foot known to man.
Is there, is there thumbnail?
That's crazy.
Jackpot tycoon.
Hey, that's like Luna's lucky Laguna.
All right, Luna, you can't be scratching on my thighs though, bro.
You can't be scratching on my thighs.
Ronaldo passing 42 million subs on YouTube.
Now that's wild.
That is wild work.
Escape Sponge Boy.
Freak Bob-Obi, question mark.
Do we have Freak Bob-Obi?
Rob the place, bro, and why is it ice spice
I mean, held up, that's, come on now, come on now.
Rage quit.
51% rating, why, is it that bad?
Bro, that's like 50-50 of people enjoying it, right?
You either gonna enjoy it
or you're gonna hate it is what that means.
That's what that rating means.
Midnight zoo, horror.
Let's get it. Let's get it
Bro did that say 500 Robux
No
Bro, I'm scared. I'm scared. It's gonna rob me of my Robux. That's the only thing I'm scared of in this game out of there
Jesus Christ 500 Robux
You're a maniac
Oh, this one looks scary.
This one looks mad scary.
That's a good girl.
Man, I gotta pee again.
That's the unfortunate thing.
And the problem is we're running out of time.
I don't have as much time if I dive into another Roblox game right now.
I'm gonna be committed.
And I don't wanna do that.
Can I creep?
Yeah, he do look like creep.
He do.
Ow.
Okay, Luna, okay, I get it, I get it.
Slot RNG, 607 active, oh my god, Luna's lucky Laguna.
Which you can play by the way during the rebroadcast.
And you can win a PlayStation, gift cards, the list goes on, Airpads, iPads, etc., etc.
Untitled boxing game.
Not interested.
I'm just not that interested.
It's cute.
For some odd reason, the baby needs to jump in the lap.
And then I give her a squeeze to get things started in the stream.
You good, Luna? You good?
Dang you scratching on my thighs though. I don't know if I want to keep that momentum up
Whoo all right guys, let's see what we got today. I'm thinking I'm thinking we do
Just to impress don't get too excited
you
turn green lantern sidekick looking I'm leaving at the one star sorry it's gotta remain one
stuff for me. Oh this was not that bad actually. I actually like the no face
because it makes it a little bit more mystique but we're gonna mark off a
point for error. I'll give this two stars. I think it's more of an underside
than something that they were going for. Really bro? How was that number one?
How was that number one? How does the colors black scream forest?
Criminal absolute criminal how many uh
Hey, I was up there with tense bro. I was fifth place. Okay. Okay. That's not that's not that bad
With five stars, you know what for like not really being well put together
I feel like getting ready like this last minute.
I'll take five stars, baby.
That means my plan.
My overall vision was respected.
So thank you.
That was my goal at the end of the day.
I know I ran out of time.
That's on me.
But the overall vision was respected.
So let's get it, let's get it.
All right.
Lady is time to strip.
strip strip strip strip strip strip
and
We'll see we'll see what the next thing is movie night. Ooh, this could be like anything, huh?
This could basically be anything
Hold on I just realized the Luma Camp is not in this
Scene
Let me get it up for you
So y'all could appreciate and love the baby did I pick up that?
Robux all right movie night movie night movie night. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
see I feel like the blue skin was created because
It's a throwback to avatar. It makes sense. They were literally the forest keepers
Let's go
Now that it's movie night
Let's do this
We got to be fast we just got to be faster it is what it is
Wait, I kind of like this.
I kind of like this.
I kind of like this overall look we got going on here.
I know it's default, but we're going to go like 30's movie premiere.
No, not 30's movie premiere.
We're going to go like this is a 30's, 1930's date, and we're like the side piece.
Yeah, let's do it.
The hat needs to change color though.
Do we want to go red?
Should we go like classy red?
Let's see.
Ooh, ew, that's not classy.
It's got to, like burgundy is classy.
Like wine color is classy.
We don't go full, we don't go full blood red, bro.
That's, that's, mm-mm, mm-mm, okay, let's do this.
I thought it was going to change the color of the, the little pom-pom thing there,
but it's not.
So, it's okay, it's okay.
We'll just make the scarf kind of the same.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
We'll get like similar dress. We could either go light tones light tones for the the undergarments, right?
If this is if this is a 30s look it bro ain't no way ain't no way we're showing off that much dye in the 30s
Okay, so we need to we need to start dressing conservatively
Them long sleeves. Yeah, them long sleeves cover up them arms
Hold up. Hold up. What's this? Hey, that's actually very nice
put it on
Hell yeah, bro, I'm vibing with the black, too.
I'm actually vibing with this default color, bro.
The red is a little too red for me now, so let's-
Hey, don't copy me!
I swear to God, girl, if you copy me, I'm gonna be so mad.
There's something about that.
It's my idea.
Let me shine.
We gotta go darker here.
Hey, oh, yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah, that's gotta be the same though
Bro, that's like all eyeball too. I'm not copy pasting codes here. That is all eyeball baby. All right next next next next
We pants when you pants
We can show a little bit of ankle, but that's it can't show more than that a little bit ankle I
I don't I don't want to get that I don't want to get those matching pants that'll feel to default. We don't want to be default
We do not
Want to be default. Maybe the boots. Hold on. Let me see. Let me see
That's not bad come on now
Come on now. It's not bad at all
Allow me to cook
Allow me
To cook I
Have a dream
And it is to cook
Problem is now we now we have to go with like some shorts or something, huh?
Yo, we got to do aren't you know what this overall look is not that bad like keeping the default shorts
I'm sorry might actually be genius. Let's get some let's get some red nails
All eyeball baby, let's go we're bald
Nothing wrong with that, but I think we got to go with some
So cute. Oh, oh my Jesus so cute
This is not that bad I
I can't I can't believe I was allowed to cook like this. This is not that bad at all, bro.
I might actually have a crash out if I don't get on the podium because this is this is not that bad.
With extra time to spare, I don't really know what else I could do. Where does this go?
What if we make it red, bro?
Do we like this?
Is it too much?
I think the bottoms need to make sense if I'm gonna wear this.
People are gonna mark down points because of my bottoms, I swear to God.
Let's keep it because I like the extravagance of it, but we need a skirt, unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
I'm thinking this one. I don't want it. I think it has to be red
Kind of has to be but you know what overall
Hell yeah
I like it. I like it. I think I think it's going places. I think we're going places baby. We focused on the nails
Bro, we didn't miss a beat. Yo, why did you get a popcorn basket?
That's so unfair.
I kind of really like this though, so I'm going to have to give it three stars because
I need to remain unbiased.
I hate that I like it so much.
Damn it!
It's okay, it's okay.
Let's see what else.
Everyone went for the pajama theme, really?
So mad.
It's not bad.
I like the other one more, but I do like this one too.
I'm going to give it two.
i'll be fair man i'll be i'll be i'll call as i see it bro i'll call it as i see it
looking smoking hot hell yeah
i agree i agree
hell yeah let's go
sleek
oof
oof with a po 28 damn and then
magica
oh my god confidence
and with po 28 baby where is it
po 28 out of there
That's how we strut.
Hell yeah.
I don't know about that, bro.
That's gonna have to be one stuff for me.
Ayo, I'm so glad nobody like came off like stronger than me after that one, bro.
Thank God.
I am not going to take last place.
I'm not.
Ooh, how do you get a cat?
What is this?
Bro, with the cat, it's not that, I'll give it two stars.
But with the cat, oh man, the Pulse 28 deserved another star.
you
I
Let's see what do we got what do we got?
This one's not that bad I could see this be more like moderate ballroom it's still giving a little bit of Mary Antoinette, but
I'll give it to you
Maybe me giving out all those stars from the last one is what put me down so low, too
Wasn't thinking it's strategic like that. I just wanted to keep it on us
This is not that bad
I don't know not in love with it. It's not really screaming. Oh
Two stars
Easy easy two stars, I mean
The pose hit what could I say the pose hit
This one's not that bad
But I feel like is this ballroom it's almost giving wedding isn't it
I'm gonna leave that one because I feel like it's giving something else now. I don't I don't see ballroom in that one
Don't get me wrong. Mine. There's like no ballroom
Whatsoever now that I'm seeing what the general aesthetic is. I don't think mine's gonna be giving ballroom whatsoever
This one's not that bad. I see somebody copped in my shoes. It's not that bad though
It's not that bad at all
Definitely knew what they were doing I agree I agree you're too strict man. What do you mean?
This one's giving Alice in Wonderland, but now she's turned into a fashion mama two stars
Two stars. It's not ballroom whatsoever, but I just kind of like the overall look I like the colors. They were well put together there
Hey, oh a dropping in with this poll 28
Three stars.
Easy.
When all you hit down the strut is a post-28,
easy stars for you, man.
Easy stars for you.
Is it me?
Oh, hell yeah, bro.
Hell yeah.
Let's get it.
This is all I can do, man.
This is all I can do.
And then we're going to do a spin on our way out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why?
What was that?
What the heck was that?
XCX.
I was trying to do like a backflip or something.
What do we get?
No way.
Ayo, mom get the camera out!
No way.
I'm so proud I'm so honored I'm so proud I don't even know bro I just want to
thank I just want to thank you guys I want to thank everyone that believed in
my skills as a fashion mama let's go I can't believe this one won this one won
everything it came out on top bro let's go hell yeah hell yeah oh my god thank you
thank you for trusting in the in the default shorts it was intentional it was
intentional I can't believe with two minutes with two minutes we came out on
top bro that's crazy love it love it love it
I'm so I'm so honored. I'm so honored
I'm so honored bro. All right, let's get it round two though two thousands. Oh
Two thousands are at all right
Hey, oh, we're coming off fresh off a hot wind. I can't believe that. I hope you all got your cameras out
screen-shotted everything the works the works because that's that's history baby
that's history right there
God there all right we're moving on in the 2000s I'm not really sure what I
want to do with the 2000s. Let's go with this. Okay, what else? What else? What else? What
else? What else are we going to be working with here? I feel like 2000s is like these
cheesy shorts, or not shorts, skirts. They're not really cheesy, but they were like super
common back in the day. Like these, I think this short is like super 2000s to me. It
Screams 2000, but we've got to get the color right. I want to say let's maybe let's try going pink this one
Can we go like past? How do you go pastel pink?
That's my something okay good, okay, okay, okay?
Yeah, yeah, I have an idea. I have an idea. Let's go. Let's go
All of these outfits kind of scream
2000 to me, but I could be totally wrong about it. I
I kind of want to say, ah, man, we just used this,
but we're only going for the vest this time, OK?
That's how you get that pink?
Interesting.
Let's go with this.
Should we just follow the color code, bro?
Hold on.
I think I have to, right?
We've got to be professionals.
We can't be slackin'.
Is that the same?
That ain't the same.
you
Yeah, I'm not seeing them. I'm not seeing them. Unless they're over here. Where the heck
are those socks, man? That's so annoying. Should we get something, a microphone? I think
it worked! I think the microphone worked. It was a risky last second play, but I think
might actually work let's see I do think this is given to that I'll give it to
stars I think it's given to thousands the cheetah pants bro hell yeah I think so
man I didn't even think of that but yeah hell yeah
I
Don't know let's see let's see what the other competition is like. Hey, oh this carbon copy of me bro carbon copy
replace the
microphone for like
The cup I'm not loving the fuchsia color. I don't think fuchsia was two thousands. That's why I
I don't I'm not believing in this one
No, no, no
Fuchsia wasn't it fuchsia wasn't it it was more of that pink bro
What is happening here, bro?
What is happening here, huh?
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to keep it real
And I'm gonna have to keep it honest. That's a one star for me bro
That's that's gonna be a one star for me
The earrings that's good. That's good. You know what this one's not that bad
This one's not that bad at all
It's cute. It's simple, but it it makes sense two stars
two stars easy
easy
No, that's just lazy come on now that's just lazy, bro. I
See I respect the overall look that they were gonna go for though
Because the lipstick was genius. I like that lipstick choice. That was genius
All right, what else do we got?
Hey, what is this bro, what is this?
Are they going easy on me do they not think I'm competition or something what the heck is this bro
So we got like three good looks so far, including my own.
Ayo, these are the easiest one stars in my life I see right here.
I can't pass out any stars.
I got a default to the one.
When I see stuff like that.
Zero effort.
I'm not
How did I not get third how did I not get second? I understand the cheetah pants was genius
How did I not get third or second bro? What was I voted fourth?
That's wild man, that's wild behavior right there
That's wild behavior right there out of everyone
I'm like put together the third the person on the third place podium man was not but I'll put myself up there
I don't care. Hey, I'll know I deserve I deserve third. I don't know about second
I'll leave that to be up to subjectiveness
I'm third thousand percent
Thousand percent all right
With that being said
Maybe we enter some talent shows
Got a little bit of time to enter some talent shows, yeah?
Keep an eye on Luna for me while I go take my quick pee break, and we'll come back with
some VC Roblox.
Let's go.
I
Nothing in this world can disturb her brush you kind of remind me of like a copy Bada
Luna, Luna is essentially a cup-e-bada.
Cup-e-bada.
Cup-e-bada, cup-e-bada, cup-e-bada, cup-e-bada, cup-e-bada.
Cup-e-bada.
I've been having that song stuck in my head.
What feels like for a lifetime at this point, bro.
Alright, what else?
I'm not really feeling this song, man.
What else can we get?
It goes by Justin Bieber.
Which song is that?
Which one is that?
what is that
subway did whoo
I heard I'm gonna keep it real subway. I'm not hurrying. I'm sorry
Okay talent show maybe do we want to start with that oh
Yeah, I remember this song I remember this song
Let's see what we got in the Voice Channel world.
Let's see what we got, let's see what we got.
Oh no, my controller is running out of batteries.
That's not good, that's not good.
Where is everyone?
Bro, what is this lobby?
Current number is zero.
We got three people.
Are they waiting for judges?
I'll totally be a judge.
Ro looks like he's in the secret service.
Well, he looks like he's in the secret service, bro.
What a goofball.
All right.
Next lobby, question mark.
Did I need to wait for it to fully load?
Charge them or the batteries?
I guess I can.
Hold on.
do like right here
there we go
all that's right i'm gonna hear anyone i gotta
i gotta do this bro
seven bro what's with the town shows they're dead
He's some dead lobbies.
Yeah, with having a homeboy.
He's like that one drunk guy.
He was just outside at the bright hours of 4am.
No. I guess how many 325, that's kind of low, that's kind of low.
Usually it's at like the thousands.
So we got to go somewhere else.
Maybe some karaoke.
Let's see, let's see, let's see. I mean there's 1.3k in the interview. I might want to be the
interviewer so I can kick people, man. I didn't know there was that function. Cut the music.
I want to be able to hear them.
Oh my god.
Hello.
Go to a room.
Which one?
Aren't you in charge here?
Let's go, let's go.
Damn!
He big.
Sheesh!
Ayo.
You got rolls on rolls.
Rolls on rolls, boy.
Hey, this is my interview.
Out of here.
This is my interview.
Out of here.
Oh my God, we're locked in!
Is what it is.
Alright, so what kind of job do you got?
I'm curious.
I'm browsing.
I'm shopping around for a job.
Okay.
I am now the boss.
If anyone would like an interview, feel free to come on in.
All right, buddy, all right, big man, what you looking for?
What you looking for in here?
Hey one at a time one at a time Baldi sit your bald head down sit your ball. Thank you. Thank you
All right big man. We'll start with you. What do you want? What kind of job you're looking for?
Hey, you want to just put the fries in the bag
You want to be able to do that are you are you capable put some fries in the bag
Is that a yes?
You want to be a what?
Uh, nah, we're booked up on janitors.
That's like, unless you want to wait like five years for that job.
We're fully stocked on janitors.
What else can you do, though?
You want to speak to the manager?
It's a big man right here to my left.
Speak to big man.
He's the manager.
He's saying, what's up?
We got boss man right here to my left.
You talk to him.
If you have any problems or troubles, you talk to him.
All right, alien, sit down.
Sit your green slimy bunions down.
Get out of here!
Alright.
Like I said to the other person, we have unfortunately no more jobs that involve janitorial work.
So with that being said, is there anything else you can offer to this establishment?
Huh?
I'm waiting, I'm waiting for a reasonable response from you, alien.
Mr. or Miss Alien?
Also, I don't know if we have two jobs available.
Oh my gosh.
Somebody start the generator. Somebody start the generator.
Everybody calm down
Luna no
Luna hey hey hey
Luna no
She's gonna turn off my power, bro. Luna's gonna turn off my power Luna over here over here come on
No Luna!
Over here!
Oh!
Oh man, we are in the woods!
Hey!
No Luna!
Come on, over there.
Over there!
Uh oh!
Come on, let's go!
I do respect the fact that she was as careful as she could be behind like literally a thousand
wires that is plugged in the back of this table.
She was as careful as she could be, bro.
But good Lord, I thought for sure she was cutting my internet out the power of the PC out anything
But luckily she did not
Luckily she did not
That was scary though, I was scared. All right
We got to go to the next lobby it was fun, but we got to go to the next lobby
Team USA Ultimate Abbey?
What does that even mean?
How's Luna doing by the way?
Chat, you were supposed to watch her.
You did not tell me that she was going off to another spot.
You did not inform me of such vital information.
information. Mhm. The grief. You're supposed to be keeping an eye on the baby. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. For shame. For shame. It's okay. I forgive you. Now we just got
to find a VC, a VC obby. A VC obby while we listen to some epic Justin Bieber. Uh, let's
see. What do we got? What do we got? What do we got here? What do we got here? Past...
Ooh! Wait, that actually sounds fun. Pirate pack is here. Past the ticking bomb away
before it explodes. Hell yeah. This sounds like genuine fun. Without all these pop-ups,
of course. Game running, 17 players left. Damn, bros got the bomb. It's just been passed.
And I think Mari is about to go BOOM!
Hold it.
Not the one in the wheelchair!
Not G-Man in the wheelchair!
Bless her soul!
Somebody!
Hey!
What the heck?
Oh hell no, they actually moving.
Hey that's a cover up.
Now blow them up.
Bruh.
Blow them up next.
This one's faking it.
Eww.
Caught in 4k bro.
this one's faking it.
Hey, oh no.
They gotta go boom!
This one right here has gotta go boom next.
We got 13 players left.
Shee!
How do we go to oh, oh my God.
This one's fast.
This one's like little speedy gunsolas.
Grandma's got the boom! Grandma's gonna go boom!
Hell yeah. Deserved.
They were faking it bro. You can't be doing that in 2024.
You can't be faking stuff like that.
That's mad controversial.
Oh, not the pat-br-
That's a- that's a gorgeous baby.
Sorry grainy now you don't gotta be sorry. I saw that bro. Oh, shoot. They've just been past the bomb
Oh
Who's got it who's got it? Oh
They're gonna go boom
Damn
How did he go that fast?
Bro was going fast.
Oh he passed it.
Do you actually have to throw it or is it something that you just have to like touch?
Touch somebody with. I think you're going to be able to pass it.
Sheesh.
Hell yeah.
No, why would you stay in the one place bro? Pass it back to him, pass it back. Can you now pass back?
It's like a certain time limit, isn't it? Damn. It's a certain time limit on these bombs.
Who's got a bomb? Oh there it is. Pass it back! Stick bug. Game over. Moxie. Did they all blow up?
Can you not be part of it? That's crazy
It's a good girl
We had to plop her back in her spout the bike but plop her back in her spout
All right starting game. Let's go
Oh now we got like a little island theme going on. Okay, okay
Damn we got VC in here, too
Oh, he about to go boom
Damn
Bro got exploded
Bro getting hit with the crash. Oh way. Oh, no
Hey blow up the granny next blow up the granny next
I
Blow up the granny next
Now granny you deserve to blow up you deserve to blow up
blow up the granny blow up the granny blow up the granny oh my god granny
got to go hey oh if you guys get the opportunity no you can't go back there
oh my god the fact that nobody whoa granny dead we got granny dead
Exactly the granny granny right there blower up
Both that granny they creeping on me granny creeping on me we gotta get rid of this
That's crazy. That was a wild situation. I didn't know if I had to like, uh, Luna.
I didn't know if I had to click a button in order to like, pass the bomb, but nothing
was working bro. Nothing was working.
Yeah, Luna is restless today. She might be restless because I'm like screaming so understandable.
Very very understandable. Oh man. I thought I was doing pretty good too. I want revenge.
I want revenge on these fools, bro.
Oh my god, jump!
Hehehe.
I think you've got to pass by somebody, right?
Let me see him.
No, you see, like, why didn't he pass into that guy?
Sheesh, Moxie, blown up.
Everybody!
Is that a freaking seagull?
It's a stupid seagull.
Wow!
God damn.
Ranny Day.
Siegel got the bomb!
Is there not a way to pass it?
You just have to get a...
No, he was in front of somebody!
How do you not pass it?
There you go.
Nah, nah, nah, Luna.
Nah, Luna's escaping.
He escaped Bartos right here.
We're holding on to the baby
This can't be cut into my thighs moving
Can't be cut into my thigh. Oh shoot. Oh
Oh shoot the floors are caving in
Hey, are we about to get hit by meteor?
Cut those for the baby
Damn, Siegel might take home the victory.
We got 8 players left, and they're going strong.
No, bombs coming their way.
Oh, you have to be facing someone?
Is that it?
The screams, bro.
All right, Luna, do your bed.
You can't bring bread, you see?
We got ourselves a little jailbiker!
Hey, was that Ronaldo?
Bro, how do you- how do you do that?
You just gotta get it in front of somebody?
So they need to be facing you, huh?
Okay.
Sheesh, stick bug!
Stick bug with the back and forth.
Sheesh!
Keep running, keep running, keep running.
Okay, now I know, now I know how to play this.
Now I know exactly how to play this bro
These two one few players left
It's the showdown bro, oh
Yeah, Luna, I can't have you in back
Oh my god, who's gonna blow up? Who is gonna blow up out of these two?
Ayo, Ronaldo fumbling! They're about to crash out. Maybe not!
Crash out, okay. Sheesh!
Goddamn! Oh my god!
What?
Crash on 4k, sheesh!
God damn, oh my god, bro, with the freaking end dance, the end showcase.
you
We got away for 30 players.
We got away for the 30.
The big 30.
Alright, as long as Luna's over here, it's totally fine.
It's totally fine if she wants to be in.
No, I see you.
I see you.
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
You can stay there if you want.
You can stay there, that's fine.
That's fine, but can't be messing with the cables in the back of the table, that's crazy.
It's crazy she knows that too.
She'll just go back there, start threatening them, plug everything, that's wild behavior.
Damn
A lot of people are getting eliminated fast on this one. Bro, how did I get eliminated?
Hey, oh, she creeped it back. She creeped back. I see her. I see her. We're bringing her back to the bed then
All right, if you want to stay in the corner, it's fine, but I don't know why you keep she keeps creeping back though
Back to the table is crazy
17 players left. I just won my fair chance at this game. I want to be able to play fair
and square but I haven't been given a chance because Luna's been handicapping me on this
one. Is she going to settle down finally? She's creeping back. Look at that. She thinks
I can't see her bro. She thinks I can't see her bro. I see you over there. Okay,
okay she's she's sitting she's sitting right now
she's sitting right now that's fine that's fine
fourteen players left
the problem is like from that spot right there
to the back of the table it's really fast
so I'd have to be catching her like this
oh she about to go boom
wait how do you not go boom
if you were to just face the corner,
because then no one could pass you the bomb, right?
Little baby got bombed!
They're dead.
They're straight up dead.
They ain't fast enough.
They ain't fast!
Sheee!
Nah, she creepin', I see this, I see this.
Nah, over there, let's go, over there, come on, come on.
Over there.
This little rascal, bro.
She's such a little rascal, man.
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way I'm gonna be able to pull this off.
Fighting off Luna from unplugging my whole setup.
Nah!
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Oh, I'm on it now.
I got my eyes on the prize, bro
Only six players left, and then we'll finally get another chance at this is what I've been waiting for
Oh hail Ronaldo with the pass. Oh my god
All right, Lemons. All right.
As long as, as long as she wants to be in the corner again, totally fine, but...
The moment she starts creeping up this way, we gotta handle it.
Oh, Renala can't find anybody to pass to.
This might be their time.
Psych.
Patty catch it up. She's they're done
They're done that Ronaldo crash. I was crazy
What do we got left here? Nah Luna you creeping I see it. Nah, nah, nah, nah
Oh
Shop, oh, hey good girl. That's a good girl. That's a good girl
I think what the Luna
Come on.
Sit.
Good girl.
God, there's no way.
There's no way I'm gonna be able to play
when the baby's this, no, no, no, no, over there.
Come on.
Over there.
All over there, come on.
Good girl.
And just so y'all know, it's like a crisp 72 degrees
in here.
crisp
so i could promise you she is not hot she's just
she wants the attention because she hears me screaming right now
with all the bombs that are going off in this game bro
right can we finally get one
can we finally get one in
a decent
brah where'd she go
she's screaming behind me
no of course of course
no luna over there come on over there
Oh shoot, there's bomb, there's bomb.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god, bro.
Why are they doing this to me? They know I'm AFK, why are they doing this?
Bro, how many bombs are on the map right now? There's like, three or four.
We got to avoid them all we got where did she go okay she's in the corner but
you see her you see her she's creeping she's creeping whoo oh my god oh my god
we got to go we got to go
She no Luna now
Sit a little trouble maker come on she's being of big big trouble maker bro
I can't I can't play when she's like this
Why that it's my only question why
Why is the baby like this
Why she's so angry
She's crazy man, she's crazy.
We'll see if I can try one more attempt without her going for the epic saboteursh, the epic
saboteursh.
This guy, this guy with the minion backpack has been pretty good.
I've seen him make it to like a very close finale, very, very close.
That's my dream right now.
We've conquered first place in Dresden Press, now we have to beat this stupid
bomb game. We have to beat it. I need a fair chance at beating it. Oh, hell. Baldi going
Baldi going boom! Baldi going boom! I see her escaping!
Now the big question is did the granny go boom? Did granny go boom at all in this one?
like at all how did she get here already bro she's like right beside me
classic escape artist classic
She's doing the sneak attack.
Bro she's preventing me from playing.
That's for sure.
I can't concentrate in a high intense environment where a bomb is going to explode
and life is over as we know it, unless I have full attention.
I need my full attention to be able to avoid such a catastrophe.
Sheee!
Hey, what is this outfit?
No, Luna, come back!
Oh my god, bruh, I can't.
I see you sneaking. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Bruh, this is the most trouble she's been in like a whole year.
Rascal behavior, bro.
Rascal behavior.
Jesus.
What else do we got?
Eight players.
That means our moment is almost here.
Oh, that one got swerved.
That one got swerved.
Damn.
Okay, I feel like I know what the strategy is now. Moving forward.
As long as I have no interruptions, I feel like I understand the strategy on this one.
And I can pull it off.
Bro, the side step was crazy on that one.
That side step was 10 out of 10.
10 out of 10.
Let's see.
If she sneaks up this way, she hit- look at that!
She is, bro!
Help! Over there! Over there!
you
up she's gonna try and blow me up no not like this we're crowding up with the
people
but why she's like doing this on purpose of course of course she goes over
over there the moment I get up but then comes back look she's going again I don't
know how I'm even surviving all these explosions over there oh oh a l na how'd I
How'd I get the bomb, bro?
Okay.
I don't know what these coins do at the end of the day, but...
Oh, no, Luna's gone.
Hey, over there, Luna! Over there! Come on!
No, not like this, not like this.
Not like this!
I can't die to the symphony song in the background. I can't.
Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no.
They going boom. They going boom.
Okay, hold on. Woo!
Let's go this way. Let's get out of here.
Oh, my God, bro.
Let's go back this way.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hell no.
Hey, we're top 20 right now.
We're top 20.
Oh, shoot.
Hopefully got the bomb.
Nah, not like this. Not like this!
Hey, I'll get the one with the one leg.
He can't run that fast.
As long as we can avoid them.
I'm keeping my eye on Luna.
I feel like it's not worth it bringing her back to her bed.
As long as she doesn't go,
behind all the cables and destroys my internet we're fine we're cooking at the
end of the day we're cooking that's our goal that's the 4k gold right there now
I'm watching you Luna you don't fool me
Oh, this one's coming for me, bro.
This one's coming.
How'd you get that to me?
Hey, top 15.
I'll take it.
Top 15.
I'll take it, bro.
I'll take top 15 any day, especially with these distractions of a baby right there.
Luna don't want to let me cook.
What can I say?
Or...
Different perspective.
Luna's trying to provide me the toughest challenge.
I respect that.
I see it, I see it.
Alright.
It's time we go then.
It's time we go.
That's the best I could do with like the distraction of Luna
who's creeping ever so slowly
slowly per paw in that direction, which is like where all my important cables are.
She wild man.
She wild for that.
All right.
At the end of the day, let's get it.
Not bad.
That game was a lot of fun.
But what do we start with?
That's the question.
What do we start with?
Oh, and by the way, guess who's not here today?
Of course, it is none other than the Luna, the Luna baby.
She's not here today.
She is around, but she's just not here.
She's out there, hence why the door is open.
But yeah, let's get it started, man.
Let's just jump into it, man.
I did cut the still drum music, right?
So I did want to hear a little bit of this epic, a more plastic song, because it's
so good.
How how is it's not activated bro? How is that not activated bro our little secret of course
but like how is it not activated I don't understand it is what it is right anyways
um should we start off with like past the bomb a little bit of past the bomb
Hope it's your favorite doggie yeah, she's gonna be she's gonna be in the stream, so don't worry
Just based on like what happened last time. She was being a little rascal, so I don't want to put her through that again
Let's lower the road blab music man
Hey, damn!
Let's go be chaos. Yeah, let's definitely play this game first, bro. Here since Luna's not gonna be in the camera
I might as well
Take off the camera. Where is it though? Don't mind me just looking for the scene
There we go, there we go
Oh, we're all about the chaos. We're all about the chaos, bro.
When is it my turn? 18 players left. Let's go.
you
I
Was so close so unlucky I think I started with the bomb so it's like that much harder to avoid
Cuz I had the bomb god damn it
Unlucky, unfortunate.
Crash out of the sentry.
I want my second chance.
I want another goer out of this.
Damn, Bro got neck.
Bro got neck.
Hey, what's that neck do though?
Oh, nah, he by himself.
He by himself, bro.
How do you even pass the bomb at that point?
Wait, that was almost clutch.
That was almost clutch.
Yeah, you see, I gotta do that.
I gotta like hold it for a bit and be calculative.
Yeah, chase him down, chase him down.
Geez, they got swerved, bro.
They broke some ankles with that one.
You did well, blue.
Thank you, thank you.
I tried.
I tried my very best we made top 15 but that's it
Damn the daddy freaking daddy long neck get disappeared death match let's go out of what three
Who's it gonna be oh hell nah, bro. Oh
Yo, they got the moves they got the moves
Yeah, that was a skill bro, especially with that with the post victory emote
Homie went hard on that one
Yeah, I admit it homie went hard on that one, bro
Hey, put me in, coach.
Ooh, I like this map, I like this map.
Aesthetically a lot more pleasing.
Y'all know it was just kind of freaky.
You got these random colors, random man colors.
Nah.
Yeah, we're going again, don't worry, we're going again.
Hey, what's with the music change, bro?
I don't hate it but it's kind of cool, I don't know.
No!
Begin!
Ah, let's do it.
Oh shoot.
Let's go, let's go.
Stand here for a little bit.
I don't trust the people down there.
Oh, hell no.
Homie got a bomb.
Wait, now I got a bomb.
How do I pass it?
Why is it so difficult to pass?
God damn.
I can't move.
This map is way more slippery.
It be slippery.
It be gliding.
It's a little more tricky, especially when the meteors are going to start coming in.
I can tell it's going to be tricky.
We're going to stay right- Oh!
Now we're good.
We're good.
We're chilling.
Oh!
Is it going to come- Is it going to come down here?
we're chillin. We're still chillin. We're still chillin. Now we're good, we're good, we're
good. 35 players left, let's go. We gotta make, we gotta make top 15 again. Next, next
goal is the top 10. I feel like somebody's gonna end up with a bomb here. GO! GO!
Oh no!
Hell no!
God damn!
Screams!
The screams of death, bro!
Oh, he's coming over here.
He's coming over here.
We gotta get out of there.
Hell yeah.
Hey, that might be a strategy, bro.
We just chased the bomber.
Meteor's inbound.
Oh no!
God damn!
inbound oh shoot how do you not pass that there we go there we go oh hell nah
now we got to go this way we got it oh Jesus Christ
we're good we're good
God damn bro, I almost got hit by that meteor. Oh my
Don't go for me don't go for me bro. How do you give it?
No
Thank God he didn't pass back. I was so worried
You have like I don't know
seconds literally just seconds decide who you're gonna pass it to who your
target is let me go back this way where the meteor is at least
let's go this way god damn it run run run run run run run run run run run run
run oh we're making that top 15 we're making that top 15 right now let's go
Oh homeboys gonna come down here. Yeah homeboys come down here out of there out of there out of there
How bro how
Where that made you come from?
Unbelievable.
I was right there, bro.
I was right there.
I had it.
My strategy was solid.
I had a solid strategy, bro.
unbelievable
unbelievable bro
but we'll get him next time
that was close right
i feel like i was like real close on that one too
i was real close
This the legend right here
This one gets slippery with it. Oh
I was praying that the meteor took him out to
The reigning champ so I didn't look goofy. Oh, he might but yeah, he's gonna go boom
Throw him boom
That's crazy, bro. All right. All right while we're waiting for the next one. Let me go pee real quick. I'll be right back
What I miss looks like they still survived death match aO perfect timing. What can I say?
Perfect timing. Hey past the coconut past that coconut past that coconut right now
Ayo, my money's on-
Definitely not on them! I think it's gonna be this guy right here. This person right here. I gotta feel them, they're gonna take it.
They're taking that victory. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
OOOOOOOH! Yeah, they got him, bro. They got- Damn! Yeah, I saw that, bro. I saw that.
They didn't get an epic dance. That's a shame. I swear to God if they give me one of those dances
I'm gonna be so mad. I need a good one. I need one that, like, represents. That one was just cheese.
Pure cheese. I don't even know what this song is. What the heck is this? I don't mind it.
sheesh what that hey oh just for the drip just for the drip bro keep it in
on all right it's my time to shine it is my time to shine god we were so close
the last one we just got to make sure we don't get taken out by a meteor this
time only got Peter Griffin on his back only got Peter Griffin on his back bro
we got the box we got the box
Are they coming this way?
I can't even see.
Oh yeah, he's coming this way!
Get out of there!
You kind of want to stay in a herd in a group because this way even if you do get the bomb
you can easily pass it.
Oh we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go.
Beat a griffin, get out of there!
Someone's got a bomb!
Bro, I'm like activating keywords right now on the Echo device, FBI listening in.
He's saying who got bomb?
I'm just running. I hear the bomb so I'm just running. I'm running away from the sound at this point.
We can't be risking it.
Why do I hear like right next to me?
Ooh, we gotta go.
Let's go back to this one.
I feel like they'll never- Ooh, we gotta go!
Nice.
The only acceptable time to say nice when somebody explodes.
Uh, let me get out of there.
Oh, don't you dare.
That was foul behavior by the way. Foul behavior by the way. We're gonna go to another lobby.
Now I'm salty after that one. I'm salty after that one bro. I love how this song by the
way is playing. This song is the perfect representation of what you gotta do when
you're playing past the bomb, bro. You literally got to run away.
Ooh, we got like space. I want to play on this map.
I want to play on this map.
damn she just got her hair done damn this one
Look at this!
Woo!
Sheesh!
Hey, that's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
Give it to the skeleton!
Amateur. Amateur hour, bro.
Oh, that was dirty, that was dirty!
Alright, eleven people, eleven people.
Ew, I like this strategy.
It's real unlucky when you do get the bomb and you're like by yourself somewhere in
corner and you got to like take that time to run and find somebody.
Oh bro this map is so cool.
Why didn't I get this one in the other lobby in the other server?
That's crazy.
Anyone see that AI fashion show we're on most of it?
Yeah.
It was so dumb.
It was so dumb bro.
It's so dumb, bro.
Damn.
Gotta go SuperSame mode if you're gonna survive on this one.
Oh, they're going boom!
You gonna pass it?
Damn, those two are just chillin', aren't they?
Not a care in the world.
Foul.
But they got the bomb back.
Let's see what they do with it.
Damn, man. That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid also. That feels so dirty when you
can't pass the... I thought for a second that we're gonna get taken out by the meteor also.
Oh, Goku! Goku survived. Live to see another day! Who else? Who else?
Oh, that was close, bro. They're about to be isolated by themselves if they didn't cross that bridge
No, the double takeout that's crazy the double takeout, bro
What is that health bar by the way, what does that even mean is that a health bar or is that something else?
Shoot hey, I'm gonna have the roof for Goku 1v1
Let's see if the Super Saiyan can pull it off.
Oh shoot!
Let's go!
Bro, but what?
What?
Yeah, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
That's kind of weird.
But he still won at the end of the day.
He still get that screenshot.
Proving victory.
No!
I don't know what this is, but nah.
Next, next, hey I didn't say next ad, I said next song.
Ross, he'll look.
Bro, this server's got the cool maps, let's go.
Mmm.
breath
jeez
what
how's that even possible bro i didn't get no memo or nothing they didn't tell me the bridge would just
breath
I've been done dirty again I've been done dirty again I had no idea that that was
impossible bro no idea
mm-hmm god damn
oh now I gotta wait another
God damn it.
Where is Luna?
Not here right now.
She's uh, out there, out there.
In her bed.
Like an actual bed.
Let's see if Goku, Super Saiyan, can pull it off.
Yet again.
for two. Damn, Spider-Man fumbled hard in the last one. He just, like, jumped off the
map from what I remember.
Unlucky. Unlucky. Unlucky. At least it's going by a little faster. Well I guess it's
It's time no matter what, right?
Like, people gotta blow up regardless.
Damn, Jack Skeleton.
So like, okay, so it shakes and then it goes under...
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, I didn't know!
It would've been good enough last time, man.
I didn't even realize it was shaking or anything.
I was probably like, locked in on the fact that I had to pass the ball.
Didn't even realize, like, the bridge was about to go down.
My listen has been lured.
I see we can find somebody with a- oh my god.
Damn.
if I'm getting PTSD with the meteors crashing PTSD bro
land it's straight on top of my head last time why does it take so long for
than Dibra, it's cause it's on a timer regardless.
Like bomb is gonna blow up.
you
Oh
He's going for Goku he's not going for Goku
Nah, they were done dirty like that. Damn those are the two that were just chillin
Yeah, yeah, use them asteroids. Use the asteroids to your advantage.
Who's at the bottom? The insect?
Oh, hell no, that's...
He almost had it. He almost had it.
See, that's exactly what happened to me. I strode like, physically past it for some
reason.
Skill, apparently.
It's the skill. Oh, shoot.
We got to use the corners I like how I like how Goku uses corners though
We got to do the same thing. I'm taking notes. I'm taking my mental notes. I'm learning
Pretzel boy has been making it to the finals also. Oh
What are they gonna do with the bomb?
She's gonna he had time bro use the corner so successfully good job good job
that was a successful like corner slide are they brother just gonna leave Goku
alone. Come on, come on. He did. He did. Good gracious, my boy was dead. This one's gonna
to be a close one I can tell I can tell
oh hell nah nah he's too good at this
the switch bro
yo that was the biggest upset of the century Jesus I'm I'm glad I was able
to witness that that's crazy ooh pirate map let's go what is this song
Next
You shit the hell of Metro you shit the hell of Metro
It's okay. It's okay. I'll allow it. I'll allow it
I'll allow it
Let's go survivor Island
Survivor Island may turn into Love Island
We'll see we'll see
So is there a way to jump?
I wonder, I haven't clicked anything when I like have the bomb maybe you do have to click something
I'm gonna try doing like an action like the
the x button or the
What is this rt the rt button something like that when I have the bomb just see if it like
Oh shoot she got bomb
Thank goodness she's afk
damn all three oh no down there to down there to they got bombs I don't have the
coins do anything but I might have a collection right who got bomb who got
I'm gonna go never mind never mind okay now I'm gonna go damn it you took my
coins don't take my point
hey we got me and penguin over here got to stick together
No, let's go this way, let's go this way.
got bomb nice I love it when they don't turn around the people with a bomb usually
just head straight forward it kind of makes sense because you lose momentum and
it's very risky to like make a u-turn right away oh my god bro two people
bomb right here we oh my don't do it don't do it don't do it let's go no way
bro I don't know how I survived I don't know how I survived that had to be like
last very last second Jesus I'm surrounded by bombers I'm surrounded by
bombers we got to we got to over there I'm gonna stay right here bro I know
they're coming okay okay okay bomber in I'm the bomber hey I already had the
bomb I already had the bomb no pass back he's no pass back he's bro no pass
back he's broke got him run no how'd you catch up to me how did you catch all
I've been done dirty too many times and passed the bomb done dirty tired of it
Part of it
So unlucky, bro, so unlucky, bro
I mean there was literally nothing else I got there. I like slid by the meteor
That was blocking the bridge. I did not think that they were going for me
I did not think whatsoever that they would be going for me. Oh
So close
It's so freaking close
What are their outfits you have a few outfits in Roblox
The apart from the one that I'm wearing right now the other one that I really like is the monkey outfit
The monkey and the exolei
Those are two outfits. I really like well
While we're waiting for these people to wrap it up
I'm gonna go pee B. R. B
B. R. B
I
All right, damn.
And just like that, we're down to the show off already, huh?
Oh, it's crazy, bro.
The corners are really tricky.
You gotta be able to play these corners, I see.
That's just unlucky.
It's like the timing.
You gotta time it like really good.
All right, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, man.
Let's go, man.
I want my time to shine.
Ooh, is this?
you
I was like lump summed with three people the bomb
right next to me and they're all just exchanging each other's bombs on me that's crazy I was singled out
I was singled out bro so discriminatory
God damn god damn oh they're dead they're dead they're dead I'm gonna wait around this one
I want to try again in this lobby
Yeah, we got to go for the outsmarting one we got to start out smart of these people
Easy peasy
The easy out smart
Asana
She
I like the backup strategy because if you can move just as fast, do you move faster running
forward or backing up?
If it doesn't matter then it would make sense to back up, right?
Because then you could, like, juke them out easier.
I would think so anyway.
Sam!
Sam from...
AO, Corporate McDonald's CEO.
Blasted by a meteor.
Vowel.
No, no good that was the one that frickin passed me the bomb last time, bro. I'm glad they're dead
Deserved they singled me out. He knew he knew there was three people with the fricking bomb passing me
Deserved to be blown up
That one's like oh shoot just get daddled out of there
Nah, they're dead. They missed it. They fumbled. They fumbled. You kind of have to predict
when they go into the corners.
Hey, homie's back in a spot. I was about to say, how did he not die from that? Easy
death. He thought he was safe. Six players left. Ooh. Oh, I like the strategy, slowing
down. Okay, okay, I like the strategy. Doesn't seem to be working right now, but I respect
it, I respect it. There you go, there you go. Ooh, just dodged him, that's crazy.
The backup! That's what I'm saying! Okay, I think I'm gonna do that next time.
When somebody is chasing me down with a bomb, I gotta be using my backup speed, not forward.
I need to be able to see them, to juke them out.
Oh shoot.
Dead. Straight up dead.
Oh, it's gonna be close. It's gonna be close. He got it. He got it. Wow. How did he throw
it to him? I feel like when I'm that close to people, it's not... it's not doing any
of that. That's for sure.
Damn, they all juke him.
Oh, it's gonna be close.
Oh, they just had the handoff right there.
They were totally gonna blow up Marshmallow Man.
they want to be the last ones with it
rigged rigged I put me in put me in put me in put me in
Roblox HQ where is it oh my god is this the song
let's go let's go put me in put me in put me in damn Roblox HQ you're telling me
they got like was that nine buildings in a square let's go let's go let's go
let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go who's starting with
bomb me who I can't be first out I can't I cannot be first out I will I will I
might need to contemplate I'm installing robots if that was the case bro I
just I can't be bothered
you
You're not going to get it.
20, top 20. Top 20 gang, let's go!
Where the bomb holder that? Oh, they're far away. Thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
Oh! So far so good.
Been kinda lucky that they're like not located around the herd that I'm sticking to right now.
I'm gonna go down this way.
We're making a loop.
Hell yeah.
Oh hell no.
Oh god damn it.
God damn it.
How did they not?
Oh.
How did they pass it?
How did they pass that bro?
Let's go.
Oh.
You don't mess with me there's just a joke bro just praying
Please don't pass me the ball
Please don't pass me the bomb. Please
Please have mercy
I'm trying to make I'm trying to make the final showing man. I'm trying to make that final showing man
Lord have mercy oh god oh god oh god they're gonna come over here bro no thank
goodness nine players left I have it I have it I have it you I'm sorry it is
what it is it is what it is yeah go pass it in go pass it in bro go pass it
in bro here I'm gonna beam line it down this corner if somebody comes over
here. Eight players. Who's starting with it? It's one of us three, right? Yeah, I figured.
Nah, go somewhere else. Yeah, go somewhere else, bro. I'm trying to make this final
showing. Why are you coming down here? Bro, and also, I can't believe I just dodged
you. That's crazy work. That's actually crazy work that I managed to dodge them
like that. Oh my God. Why do I have the ability to dodge?
BOMB!
Why do I have to bomb, bro?
Nah, you have to take it.
You have to take it.
I should not have started with the bomb.
Oh my god, they're just gonna accept their fate.
HAHAHAHA! Hell yeah, hell yeah.
FINAL SHOWING!
Who's the three?
I don't even see three, bro.
Who's the three?
This is our moment!
And it's playing like the slowest song known to man right now.
How did I... there we go, there we go.
How did he pass it to me?
I'm dead, I'm dead. If he comes this way, I'm dead.
If he comes this way, I'm dead, bro.
We did it!
Oh my god, I'm a champion.
Oh my god.
Mother!
Take out the camera!
I'm a champion
We actually did it I
Couldn't have done it without you guys
Thank you. Thank you
Wow
Big wowsers on that one, bro
Big wowser on that one took out two took out two in one time
Never been done before
We just made history let's go
Let's go
Bruh do we go again do we defend our title right here?
I'll try one more time why not
I'll try one more time, bro
Hell yeah. Can't even take me out while on AFK. Let's go.
I can't believe that. I can't believe that it was even possible. I might do a little
bit of a dress and press after since we already got the big old trophy on this
one hey next song next song bro I love how it was like the most anticlimactic
because of the song choice to that blow up I'm not good damn
damn
now I know the strategy bro, now I know the strategy
see if we can do this two time
Two time.
How did you not pass it back to her?
I did not pass it back to her.
Jesus.
It's all good.
I'm already a champion, bro.
I'm already a champion.
I already made history with it.
Took out two people at once.
Let's go.
Woo!
And now.
We go to a little something else.
What's rivals?
Most intense first person shooter game on Roblox.
Challenge others in a 1v1.
Hey, I want to try this.
I want to try this.
Let's see how challenging it is.
Can you actually do that though?
What's all this?
Special Offer?
Bro is it going to be like some pay to win type thing?
I don't even know how to play.
Let's just try it.
Let's see what happens.
Let's just see what happens.
Let's do splash.
Do I choose?
Like what happens here?
Is it randomized?
What the heck is this?
Bro, I can't move.
Bro, it's a mouse thing?
Bro, with the worst?
the worst like sensitivity known to man good grief and I can't move by the way
oh there we go there we go
bro what was
what was the sensitivity bro
damn he actually got me bro the sensitivity is so high I can't even use my controller
It's so annoying. Look at this. Look at this nonsense.
Keyboard and mouse up.
Okay, I saw him.
He got me again? I don't understand. How many bullets does it take to kill this person?
That doesn't make any sense.
And I can't move again. There we go every time
Do headshots count I
Hate how the sensitivity is like so high and I can't adjust it
Okay, he must be I was gonna say he must how how am I supposed to kill him?
I'm just gonna go for the like what he did oh move goddamn do we have to aim
down sights really the sensitivity look how stupid the sensitivity is
you
You
Damn the homages blow himself up
Oh, good shooting, good shooting.
He was at like 1 HP.
Crazy.
Okay, this is actually fun.
I've deemed this...enjoyable.
Okay, if I don't take him out like this, I don't know how else I'm supposed to.
Where is he?
Oh, I see him. I see him.
Is that a headshot?
We're moving in.
Hell yeah!
Two one.
Damn.
What is the point of that?
Ooh, I was about to say, how is he not dead yet?
What if I throw this right off the bat?
That's it.
I only got one.
Where is he?
Oh shoot.
Hell yeah!
Let's go!
Oh shoot!
Mass point!
I'll take it for my second go-around and with the actual sensitivity that I'm comfortable
with.
I'll take it, bro.
He left!
Yeah, that's right.
Sit.
Hell yeah.
Sit.
Shit.
you
You
Is he just hiding there?
Is that him?
Hold me, think he can hide?
Not from me, not from me.
Bruh.
Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it, match point.
Come on, bro.
You could have done better than that.
You didn't have to just stand there.
Or maybe he did, I don't know.
felt too intimidated to like actually try again again again it says until I
reach level five what am I at aren't I like level nine is that what the nine
is oh now we're now we're now it's gonna be serious now it's gonna be serious
Alright. We gotta lock in.
We gotta lock in. Let's be serious.
I feel like this one, this one's gonna be a pro.
We're going with our map. We're going with our map.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Now that I'm just used to this map, it's just...
easier for me.
Ooh, level 14. Okay, okay, okay.
And he's playing on mobile.
This is gonna be very weird.
This is gonna be very, very weird.
Where you go?
Oh, homies playing like this?
Okay.
Wait, I just saw him.
I think he's AFK.
Wow.
We leveled up, let's go!
Does that mean I'm level 10 now?
Oh, he had bad internet.
Damn.
Homies got bad internet.
probably playing on like the bus or something. Shame, shame. I could relate. I feel bad for
homing. Epic. Play again. Yeah, I did level up. Okay, so I am level 10. That's what I
thought. We gotta go up against someone on a computer that knows what they're doing.
I feel like that's the way to do this.
No challenge at all.
I mean, quite literally, considering he lied out.
We're going for a map.
Okay, this one's level 11.
Hey, let's go.
I don't know how I keep getting this map,
but let's do it.
Where's he shooting from?
Oh, I see him.
I took way too many hits there, bro.
How did he get me?
Bro, how am I dealing 98?
What is that 98?
What do you mean 98?
There's no freaking way.
Is the pistol better?
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Okay, to go to pistol we just scroll down. Alright, got it, got it.
Maybe it deals more damage. Hell yeah. I was about to say, man.
Ain't no way I'm going to get pistol lit.
That wouldn't make any sense, unless it just naturally deals more damage.
Then like, yeah, I get it.
Oh, hell no.
I couldn't.
Damn, with the handgun.
Nice, nice, nice.
Bro's got a molotov.
That's crazy.
Okay we're gonna go right side this time.
Reload, reload, reload.
Bro, with a molotov I didn't even know! I didn't even know that's what happens!
Okay good job, good job.
I'm learning, I'm learning.
Okay so we definitely want to get out of this spot.
And we gotta force the fight over here.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right, all right, all right, all right. Ain't going to be
Maltov'ing me anymore, bro. We're going left side this time. Hell yeah. And then we reload.
Oh, bro, how am I supposed to hit a homie like that?
How am I supposed to hit a homie like this?
He can't maltop me anymore.
I ruined bro's strategy.
Match point!
Let's go!
I'll probably rank up if I kill him, right?
I'll get the epic rank up.
Ooh, he almost got me, he almost got me.
Bro, Molotov me.
That's wild work.
That's crazy work, he actually got me.
Sit.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right, bro. This is my first day on. SIT!
And we're done.
Woo! That was actually fun. I like the little, uh, the little one of the ones.
Hey, I got a weapon upgrade.
Shame.
With, like, the saddest music playing too, by the way.
Of course, I come off a hot victory with, like,
The literally the most saddest piano music known to man
What's my notification what was my notification, right?
Anyway
That was actually fun
GGs to everyone I played GGs were the opponents well played well played
That one was a true victory, I agree, I agree.
That one was, I would say that one was commemorable, considering the fact that we were even, even
levels and it was just strategy at that point.
Just strategy.
Anywho!
Right.
We've done it before.
apocalyptic survival shooter, I think anyways. Early Axis Alpha? I guess not. Not if it was
Early Axis Alpha. Yeah.
It's a survival game, it's a survival game.
I've done one in the past.
This one, this one's a little dipty.
That one's dipty.
I don't know if I want to risk my first game being that.
Let's continue down the list here.
Let's see what else they have.
I want to know what else they have.
Ehhhhhhhhh...
Welcome to Blocksburg.
I don't think so.
Dragon Soul, Anime Adventure.
Broly?
Brolo!
What do you do?
What? It...
Excuse me?
What the heck is going on there?
That's wild.
I don't wanna...
Don't want to mess with that
That's a little cookie keys update keys season 13 season 13 to what?
I like those cherry blossom trees though
Yeah, had me at cherry blossom trees
new mythic level key and legendary key has been added
Fantastic, what does it do?
I'm gonna tell you about the keys, but not emphasis no emphasis on what it does
What does this even mean?
Keys, keys, keys.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what it is.
We got Death Ball. We got Blade Ball.
Blade Ball is more popular one of it.
Stay in the circle is really good too.
Bomb tag was a lot of fun.
Don't get eliminated. Oh, I forgot about that.
I forgot about that one.
That one and there's another one too.
I don't know do we should we start off with like Lava game 63% upvote is a little sus
63% is a little sus. I don't know. Cats! Combine Squid Game Red Light with be crushed by a speeding
wall at Lava. Should we give it a try? That sounds so weird and wacky that I'm intrigued
enough to actually try it let's do it let's do it yeah this one is so in
serious this one is so in series man let's do it I gotta reconnect my controller
because why don't I hear anything revive bro when do we start you didn't
Give me a chance to start what the heck
Burra, I guess let me stay here. That's about to say where's my sound at
There we go
There we go, and I think I have the quiet music. Yeah nice little combo. Nice little combo eat a push push this fool
What the?
How do you push?
I can't push?
Push!
Pushin' to lava?
Bro, you actually want me to spend?
Do I have to jump to another thing?
Woo!
Oh, it goes this way?
So how much time are we working with here?
I think I can get to the Skibby toilet in time.
The lava's rise?
Oh, we just got to Skibby toilet.
Outta my way, bitch!
oh man we tried I can't see we're deep in the toilet now that's a little sus I
don't know if I want to be that deep in it I see lava in it bro yeah we got to be
on the brim oh no I think we're good I think we're good nice how do I get out
though bro I'm trying to get out of here there we go there now it's too
It's too late though, it's too late.
It is too late.
We'll stay here for another round.
Oh, you could climb that?
I didn't know.
Oh, that's cool.
Lava level two.
Hey, who flushed the toilet?
Who did the flushing, bro?
Who did the flushing?
Let me see if I can scoot you in a little more.
Damn.
that's definitely some toilet noises
alright i think we're ready to
to head on out
uh... i think we're only gonna have time
probably make it to this one right here
to avoid the lava
yeeeah
oh damn did i even show you guys my character? look at this
look at this bro
Epic new character drip.
Lava level 8.
Oh shoot, Cat has been drowned in...
Oh bro, I think we're about to get cooked.
I think we're about to get cooked in this lava.
That's sketchy man.
Ooh, yeah, homie over there is gonna...
He didn't die, that's crazy.
Okay, we gotta go, go, go, go, go.
Can we make it to the...
I don't think that tree is gonna...
Oh, this is risky bro.
This is risky, bro.
Run, run, run, run, run!
Woo!
Bruh.
Barely made it.
I don't think this tree is gonna be tall enough.
I guess it's taller than that building, right?
So maybe.
Let's see, let's see.
Climb the tree and don't die.
That's what we did.
We accomplished, we accomplished the mission.
let's see oh oh it's getting it's getting high up there I think we're safe
though I think we're safe just barely just barely
hold on I gotta I gotta adjust my chair hey go go go go go so I can scooch into
might ask a little bit more. Right now I'm like, horizontaled up, verticaled up, I mean.
Can't go in there. Oh shoot, we're about to die then. We're about to die then. We both
made mistakes. Both mistakes were made. Actually though, can you get out of my way? I think
we're good. This looks like the tallest peak, so I think we're good. We just gotta
believe we need to trust okay let's see it's just this chair man why isn't it
there we go ah that's what I'm talking about this what I'm talking about oh
one oh my god I've wasted too much time I don't know if I'm gonna be able to
make the the next building already bro that's crazy there's no way there's no
way unless my way bro doesn't even know where to go look at me look at me we did
it he's gonna copy me he totally copied me let me totally copy me
I'm going to copy it. If I can get in this window seal.
I'm bulky right now. I'm both up.
I think we're going to be able to make, uh, whatever that is.
That's a goofy, yeah, looking tree.
Whatever it is.
I don't know why. Bro?
One at a time. Please. One at a time.
I'm going to block him.
I was hoping he would fall. If I'm being honest, if I'm being perfectly honest, I was hoping Brodefall!
Wait, can you climb this? No, I guess not. Do we need to reach- Oh my god! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, the pressure is on!
We actually fumbled, but we survived! We picked up the pieces and hid to the top.
I guess we're gonna go for the rainbow swirly thing next.
No fall damage, right?
Damn.
I don't even think you need to reach the top of that thing.
I don't know why I would, honestly.
If I'm being honest, I don't know why.
Because it...
I didn't know that.
Why does it go away?
Why does it go away like that?
I think we're gonna be safe.
I think we're going to be safe. If I just keep going, just keep going up.
When does the lava go away?
Bro, let's not go- there we go.
I guess the treehouse is next. The treehouse has got to be next.
I think I'm going to go this way. This way looks better.
Yeah, I wasn't going to have time to go for the steps.
There's just no way.
I think it's safe though.
I don't see why not.
Go like right here.
The playground is next. Let's go, let's go.
I can't believe Homie is keeping up with me.
I think the top.
Actually I don't know. Is this okay? I don't know, this doesn't feel safe. No way. No way I fell, bro.
you can go down the slide since when since when oh my goodness do we try one
time out of my way boy I'm gonna block them damn we were so close to we were
definitely we were definitely right there man you were right on it I think
we're at like the halfway mark right move it move it move it move it move it
We're gonna speedrun this one.
We are gonna speedrun.
Let's go.
What level is the lava at?
I mean, does it even matter?
It seems to be rising all at the same level anyway.
Fasty!
Damn, we got like the whole squad here now.
The whole squad, level of three.
Oh no!
He just barely made it to the brim of Skibbity Toilet.
He's homie dying inside of the toilet, like, what is that?
What is that?
Do you think we can make it to that one over there?
I'm going for it, I'm going for it, man.
I'm trying to speedrun this, let's just go for it.
Who cares?
I think we can make it.
Can I jump on this thing on this side or no?
I'm going for it.
Oh my god, we did it, we did it.
Yeah.
Oh hell.
Looks like I'm on leader of this one.
Is he just going to go for the tree?
What a mad lad.
Bro, what's with the time of this lava?
Bro, all the time in the world, apparently, for this level. Jesus.
I thought it was going to be, like, instant.
Last time I barely had any time to make it to the building over there, man.
Totally different scenario now.
All right, we push through we push through I think I'm gonna try and make it to the castle
It's a little it's a little dicey little dicey
You could push how do you push kill all that's diabolical
Okay, this is going to be dicey.
I'm surprised at how much time the lava gives you, man.
He's just going for it.
He's going- No way he has enough time.
Nope.
Oh, why is it taking so long now for the lava to rise?
I'm playing like super safe, but homie definitely made that.
What the heck, man?
Oh, somebody's dying.
I hear it.
Somebody's dying right now.
We go down.
The lava's going back down.
Let's go.
You know what?
Based on my calculations, if it keeps rising, at the exact same intervals, we should
I'm gonna be able to, brrrr, brrrr.
I don't know how I'm gonna make this.
Oh my god, this is close, this is close.
Oh my god, just barely.
Just barely, bro.
We barely made this one.
Alright, I think we can make it to the rainbow stairs.
We don't, let's go, let's go, let's go.
need a wait. I think we got rainbow stairs on lockdown. You see the lava
rise faster though there. Way faster.
We're moving slow west. Freak right now. I think I'm gonna make it. I gotta commit.
I gotta commit. I gotta commit. Come on, come on. Just a little bit, just a little bit,
just a little bit. Oh! We did it. Bro, I just saw him fall to his death. That's
crazy oh my god oh my god that's crazy let me actually done bid it
ooh let's go I don't think I'll have enough time to make to the playground
that's where I died last time too you know what I got it I'm gonna commit I'm
I think we got it. I think we got it bro lava. I kind of want to go right there where that guy is
Do I have to take the stairs? I'm gonna go upstairs
Oh my god. Oh my god
wait
Wait the fact that I did it though. Oh my god. I think we're gonna die, bro
Are we gonna survive this? Oh
Oh, that was so close.
Is that the final thing?
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Why do I feel like we're definitely not making that?
That seems far away, homie.
Maybe not, maybe not.
No, I think we got this, actually.
Just commit.
We just gotta commit.
Oh, we got this.
We got this.
Damn, just like that.
What the f-
What the heck was that?
Why did it revive you inside of lava?
Ooh la la.
I thought I was gonna get a trophy or something.
That was super anticlimactic.
I thought I was gonna get some type of trophy.
I got nothing.
Bruh, look at me, real confused.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
It's okay, it's okay.
God.
Luna looking at me real confused man.
Alright, let's see what else we got in store.
Lava game was kind of made if I'm being honest.
Made game.
I think find better one easy. I like I appreciated the challenge. I appreciated it
fall 99% fall lobby
Color dash what's that?
You know, I never I never finished doors. I
Never finished the doors. I'll be it's quite spooky too
What is this we don't get a trailer we get nothing. What is this?
Dash to the finish, don't tumble, claim your color spot before time's up.
Let's give it a try, let's give it a try.
I don't understand it, but we'll give it a try.
What's the worst that could happen other than it being like absolutely garbage?
I'll take my chances.
What the heck is this?
Can that go out of my screen or what?
What is this?
I don't know if it's a map.
do we just go for it I don't understand bro with all the pop-ups too what are we
doing bro wait excuse me can I play again or no it's like a one-in-a-lifetime
Lifetime type game?
How am I supposed to know which color was going to go out though?
Monkey?
Oh, the monkey?
Oh, that's the one that it was...
So all the monkeys were going to be safe?
I don't understand this.
Oh my goodness.
Nah, them thighs are wild.
Them thighs are wild.
let's play again let's play again I want to rematch I want to rematch let's go
let's go let's go God get this pop up out of my screen let's do this I mean
the leaderboard either man I don't need it I don't know why I keep showing me
Huh?
Are we going?
Go!
Green?
Okay.
So we gotta make sure we land on a green within five seconds, three seconds.
You know what?
I'm staying right here.
Ooh, I could have made it over there, huh?
I was a little skeptical, but okay, then we gotta light up black.
Let's get these speed boosts.
I'm gonna go for this one.
This one over here.
Hey!
Not bad.
that we're like in second right now black again no speed boost no speed boost
anywhere oh shoot oh shoot we caught up to mr. homie over here
whoo sky blue okay which one is sky blue this oh thank god my lagging please
no please no am I gonna be first bro I think I'm gonna be first I was right
there no way no way I risked it oh hell no I risked it damn no not the
Macarena in front of my face not like this. Oh, no with the hip movements, too. Oh
My god, is that dr. Disrespect? That looks like dr. Disrespect's daughter
Bro, I can't believe it. I just wanted to be first. I like literally swan dough. I
Swando over there. I had to be first. I risked it all
Somebody would have caught up to me if I didn't that's why I didn't want to be second, you know
It is what it is. We'll try again.
I feel confident.
We got blue.
I think I can do this.
Where's it? Dark blue?
I think we can make this one over here.
Oh my god!
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh la la. How did I miss that?
How did I miss that?
I was on the edge.
Oh my god.
First one out.
Not like this.
They're gonna be like the the kukaracha in front of me now the three giant roblox characters doing the makarina in the kukaracha
unbelievable
That's sad man. That's sad Luna. I'm disappointing myself
unbelievable I
Thought for sure. I was gonna make it. I
Thought I thought one of the toes was definitely gonna
definitely gonna be there
Let me
yeah let me wait
and see if we can get another match going
luna luna
we're waiting on this one we are waiting on this one y'all bear with me
I like this elevator music, though.
Damn!
Look at them go.
Oh, they getting friggy with it now.
Look at that.
Damn, you know Little Miss Redhead over there is a freak.
Okay.
This is it.
This is where... easy.
We're going for first.
I don't care. We are going for first.
This is how this works. Let's go.
Competition map math.
Ooh, give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Let's go.
Nine minus seven. Oh, I love it. I love it. Where's, where's an,
I see it. I see it. Bro, you know,
I saw homie leap to his death.
Uh-oh, 3 plus 2.
Too difficult.
No idea.
Oh, let's go!
Homie, I risked it all for that jump.
I risked it all for that jump.
I see one over here.
We're going for it.
Ooh.
Oh, we are totally going to be first.
We are totally going to...
Oh, my God!
We are totally going to be first.
Oh, we got...
We need another one.
Oh, I don't see a one. Oh, it's over here.
AAAAAAAAH!
Anyone close to me?
Bro, it's only me and one other person.
I can win by default.
Or is that three?
We need a three.
Ooh, I think I can make it to this one.
OOOOOOOH!
Barely!
I just need to finish.
A-
Let's go!
You earned the bronze player!
Bronze? What do you mean bronze?
I want- Oh, look at me, bro.
I'm the only one- Oh my god.
I didn't even know.
you
Oh hell no that's getting freaky with it that's getting freaky with it man what do
you mean you mean water food supply and toilet what does that mean Simon says
how did I play this before Simon says jump oh should we try this 79% that's
good let's try it let's try it I'm down skis let's do it let's do it let's
Dude, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down skis, bro.
Should we start with easy so we can understand, like,
what we do?
I'm gonna go easy, just so I understand, like,
what the rules are, you know?
I don't wanna go in,
cheeked up,
and getting slapped, you know what I mean?
Free hearts, is that true?
Bruh.
With the sound effect, I'm done.
With the sound effect.
fricking windows sound effect we just go
How do you open the door?
Press V to move your cursor? Why?
Badges?
How do we get out of here?
Talk to the blue dude, oh
Beat nightmare mode to get a free- is that the blue dude?
Which guy's the blue dude? This guy?
Oh, that's Simon
Talk to Simon!
To me, a bro is geeking!
Bro is geeking hard!
Let's play a game.
When I say Simon says, do what I say.
Are we gonna have to watch him like, first person here?
When I say Simon says, don't do what I say.
Okay?
I got you.
If you made a mistake.
Oh!
Oh, he's serious about this game.
Whoa, homie chill!
It's not that deep. Don't... don't follow this path.
Simon says follow this path.
I mean,
what are you gonna do? You're still going? Bro, he said don't follow the path, though.
No way. I think Toad Tiffles is about to go down.
Bro, they're going for it. Okay, I guess we go for it. Wait, he just said don't...
I'm so cute. But I don't want to be alone. Let's go see what happens to them.
Were we supposed to take a different path? Like what the heck?
Okay okay. This door should open when I give you the exact number of trees.
Simon tree count. Tell me how many trees or die?
Door will open if you get the tree count.
Submit the tree count.
What do you mean?
Simon says, developer who made this game alone worked really hard to make it.
HAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Say hello?
How do we do that?
Is my...
Bro, I don't think my microphone connects to the thing though.
Hello?
How do we do it?
Emotes?
Like that?
Switch to your R15 avatar?
I'm dead.
I'm cooked. There's no way I survived this. I don't know how to- Bro. I'm cooked.
Oh, I'm so done for.
Yeah.
So we have to use our mics? You're kidding me.
What is this?
Uh-oh. It's not opening. I must have given the wrong number of trees. Oops.
Can I go again?
You really want me to count all these trees?
Damn. Can you- can you put a number and just let me know what it is?
Uh-oh. It's Simon.
Oh. I guess I got it right.
Run away, okay?
F**k!
Jump!
He didn't say Simon says. Bro, I'm done. He didn't say Simon says.
God, I goofed up! I goofed up! Okay, we need to... Alright, we gotta count the trees.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. That looks like eleven
trees. I'm gonna say eleven. I got a good feeling about this. I'm gonna say eleven
trees I have one more heart left I think I could do this how do we uh I think we
got it let's go lemon trees hey you're welcome it doesn't it doesn't open for
everybody else right damn it says go left Simon didn't say go left you got to
say Simon says bucko you can fool me that easily what's these on the walls it
could be clues a bunch of directions none of them say Simon says go to the
direction that has the highest count oh my god okay left left right right right
middle bro I hate that it's like so close to each other too you're really
to make us count all these huh god damn it alright one two one two three four five six seven eight
nine ten eleven twelve don't bro why did i fall for that why did i fall for that that was so easy
You didn't say Simon says!
Let's go again.
Before I get cooked.
Luna, how you doing?
Oh my god, the baby.
Alright, please don't get cooked now.
I'll try, I'll try.
I'll try. I mean, I guess we can speedrun this, right?
We just go back?
Simon says follow this path.
Aloha says don't follow this path, but like...
If you did, what was gonna happen?
Oh, it was gonna lead you over there?
Ah...
Interesting.
Yeah, I woulda let... Whoa!
No, it woulda just came back here.
That's weird.
Alright, let's go again.
Damn, what was that?
Crouch? How do you crouch?
how do you crouch? Crouch? Press E. No, but he has to say Simon says. He has to say Simon
says. Okay, we're good. How many trees? No way is it a different tree count now? You
really spawn different bro okay one two three four five five six seven eight I
think it's eight now they try to keep you on your toes by switching up damn
he's levitating so we're at eight now okay good hopefully the direction one
One will be easier too.
What?
It's not eight.
One.
What do you say?
Goddamn.
Okay.
One.
Hold on.
Where are we?
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
What?
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, is there one creeping over there?
Nine?
No.
What the heck is that?
Oh my God, that's a tree?
It's nine.
There was a subtle, what the heck is this?
Ah!
Don't jump, don't jump.
Simon has to say it.
You're good.
What is that?
Run faster.
Bruh, you're not getting my robux.
Okay, what do we say?
Nine?
We've got nine trees. Let's go.
Nine trees, easy.
Let me in.
Look down. Woo!
Bullet! Bro, we're just gonna try every number then.
I'm done with this. We're trying every number.
There we go.
Apparently there's another tree somewhere.
It's hiding. I don't wanna look there.
I knew I was close, so go right, no, no, no, no.
Simon's got to save.
Okay, we're back to this.
Simon says, go to the direction that has the highest count.
All right, one, two,
three, four,
four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine.
No, I messed up.
I messed up this arm.
No!
I'm not gonna press R.
You can stare at me all you want.
Don't move.
I'm definitely not gonna do that,
because Simon says,
all right, I'm gonna count right first.
One, two,
two,
three,
four,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, bro, that's gotta be the highest,
that's gotta be the highest, I don't even care, I don't have to count the rest, that's
That's gotta be the highest, bro.
There's a lot of Simon's name, Simon says,
no, I can't do it, though.
That's so not fair.
That's so not fair, I'm about to lose a...
Oh my God.
I can't say hi, how do you...
Oh, do you just type it?
Do we just have to type it?
Hi?
Ding!
Oh!
Oh, I didn't know you had to type it.
Oh, that's cool.
That's cool.
Okay, okay.
Bro, that's crazy.
I thought they wanted me to say it with like a microphone.
OK, what do we do?
I guess we can just go straight, right?
Simon says, right equals safe.
OK.
Better not be lying to me.
Simon said it.
Simon says, go left.
So we're going to go left.
Simon says right equals safe. Let's go.
How?
Simon says right equals safe.
Chat, what did I do?
I don't understand.
I guess it's not safe. Yeah.
Apparently not. Damn.
Huh?
Si-man!
No way.
No way they got me with the spelling.
Si-man!
Well, that's clever.
I was looking for that too. I was like, oh, there are misspells on- God damn it.
god damn it he actually got me with that okay okay oh we got to lock in now we
gotta lock in now that's unacceptable being bamboo's like that is
unacceptable we will not let that happen again chat we are not doing that
I don't know what the crouched button is on my controller okay hey that's spelled
two M's hey I got you on that one you think you're gonna fool me it twice in a row
Shimon says whoa. I was about to go left too. Okay, we got two hearts. We're looking pretty
healthy. Is that the exit? We're looking pretty healthy. Damn. Got hit with that base. Whoa.
Hey, this is kind of cool. Simon says go. Okay. Like what? Straight? Those heads creep
me out what's on the senses oh no way was the wrong spelling Simon says stop was
it the wrong spelling oh my god okay I stopped when do I go Simon says move we
You gotta pay attention to the spelling chat.
Simon.
Sinan.
That's the wrong spelling.
Simon.
Red light?
No, no, no, so we keep moving.
We keep moving, we keep moving.
Simon says move equals die.
Okay, so we don't move.
Woo!
We'll name one more hard chat.
Simon says don't stop.
Stop then stop.
Oh my god.
Oh, we are locked in dad says move
So we don't move right
Simon says go ahead. Okay, so we're safe
We're safe Simon says move you won't die. Okay
What what was it spelled as was it not bro, what are they spell it as I thought for sure I had it
I was going deep, too.
I was going deep inside of this one.
Oh my god.
I went so far.
Ooh, that man.
It doesn't say do off some of this, not Simon.
But it is not Simon.
If it is, for example, Simon, you can do whatever you want.
You know, Simon.
Wait, did I... did I do the wrong thing? Is that why?
I don't remember what I did.
I don't remember if it was the wrong spelling or if I actually did something.
Do you want to try it again? I think I might.
I feel like I was close.
I'm confused too. You're not the only one. I'm confused too.
Let's go again.
Let's go again and I'm totally gonna...
Totally gonna
Randomize the number of the trees it's got to be anywhere between like I don't know five and 15 right something like that
We'll just we'll just keep trying over and over again
Before we move on though
Add type up a full thing I didn't know is in
Bro, I didn't know it's in cool patients. Okay, so did that not work we're gonna go eight
Man that was a free heart right there
It was too easy for Simon.
It was way too easy for him.
Simon says go left.
Let's go left.
I don't want to see no Simone spelling.
Whoa.
Go to the direction that has the lowest count.
Okay, this should be easier.
Let's just pick out whatever is not as occurring.
I want to say left.
Bro, I'm not even...
I saw one number.
Yeah, it's left.
It's left.
It's definitely left.
You're kidding me how one two
You're telling me
There's one
lowest count
That has the lowest row left had the lowest count one two
Hey
No, I told the gossam. Oh
My god, it doesn't say Simon says oh
My god, bro. How do I keep getting when moves like this?
How do I keep getting when moves it like this? You're supposed to look out for me chat
Why didn't you warn me? Huh?
Don't move so we move
I'm assuming we have to do the opposite when it's when it doesn't say something close to me girl
bro i was telling you okay that is my fault i wasn't looking was i all right so we so what
does that mean we can go anywhere then right we know anywhere as long as it's not the
I don't know.
Ain't no way, man.
I just don't understand.
Was I supposed to do the opposite? Was I supposed to go to the highest count?
Is that what they wanted me to do?
That was so confusing.
I didn't read the thing. I didn't read the thing. What does it say? Don't follow this path? Should we follow the path then?
I mean it doesn't really matter right the path just goes what if I didn't follow the path. I've never seen a
Reprecussion of not doing something in that beginning part
Probably trees are there one two three four five six
We'll start with the number six
Let's start with the number 6.
Open it up.
Open sesame.
Got you.
7.
Easy.
Probably 8.
Uh, look down.
Press Y.
What?
Like this?
Jump?
Oh god.
Damn, that was close.
I was spamming A on my controller and it wasn't working.
So it's eight
You're kidding me you're kidding me
Close your eyes does that mean
What does that mean we mean close oh
F is to close your eyes. I don't know. It's a jump aim too easy
Let's go
Man, that was so confusing.
That other one was so goddamn confusing.
Simon says go left.
So we going left.
Oh my god, I hate this room so much.
Simon says go to the direction that has the highest count.
Again.
Alright, let's see.
Middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle, middle,
middle, middle, middle.
Damn, Simon says say hello me house, bro.
Hello.
Do we have to do the capitalization too?
Bro, you give me no time!
Jesus.
Who the heck is MeenPow?
Is that somebody over here?
Alright, I think, I want to say middle if I had to just like wing it.
Ooh, but now I'm seeing a lot of rights.
It's either middle or right.
I want to say middle.
Oh, buster!
You crazy!
I'm going with middle.
Praise the Lord.
We just go...
Simon says right equal safe.
Alright.
We remember what to do here chat, right?
We remember what to do?
Are you locked in?
Pay attention to the spelling.
Simon says go left.
Whoa!
Hey, the whole gang is here!
The whole gang is here!
That was your bias.
No!
Simon... Bro, I can't... Can you move?
I'm trying to read.
Simon says close your eyes. Uh, we close our eyes then.
Alright, Simon says right equal saves, but that ain't the Simon that we know.
That ain't our brother in Christ, Simon.
That's our imposter, Simon.
And we ain't dealing with that.
I am not... Simon says run away.
We don't crash. We don't crash.
Woo!
You get out of my face, Buster.
You ain't the real Simon.
What does it say?
Oh hell no, not with the two M's.
Not with the two M's.
Trying to bamboozle me again.
What do we got here?
Shymon?
Left equal save, shiming, turn around, now I'm good, I'm good homie, I'm gonna just be on my way.
We did it bro with three hearts, because the first we've gone with three hearts.
I think we are in prime position here, we are in a prime position to be, Simon says go ahead.
be going very far in this game Simon says don't move okay we got to pay
attention to spelling man we gotta we need to lock in don't move that is that
says Simon right what's that sign
uh-huh I think we got this
Bro, bro's keepin' me here all day.
What the heck?
Shimon says go ahead.
Bro, we're stuck.
We're stuck.
Okay, now we move.
Simon.
Oh, bro's moanin' now, huh?
Simon says freeze.
Wait, no, no, no.
That was the wrong spelling.
Bro, I just caught that.
Simon says red light.
Okay, now we're good, now we're good.
I just caught that.
The M in the end, the switcheroo-nee almost got me.
Mom says move, you won't.
Bro, that whole sentence along with the word mom.
Simon says go ahead, okay.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
Jesus Christ.
Simon says don't move.
Okay.
Bro, I'm locked in.
I'm locked in.
I lose now. Synom says go ahead. Okay, so we don't move. I'm so locked in right now. There's no way I lose.
Simon says stop. We stopped. We've been stopped. We've been stopped. Simon says red light. No, no, no.
I don't know who Simon is. I don't know you. Shine and says green light. So we don't move.
Okay, okay. Simon says green light. Let's go.
Oh, we're right there. We're right there.
Mom says freeze. Simon says freeze.
Okay. Oh, we're gonna have to crouch. We are gonna have to crouch, y'all.
Green light? Okay.
What do you mean? What just happened? Bro, am I crazy? Didn't it say green light? Simon
says freak. Simon! Bro, not the e-spelling. Oh my god, not Simon. Simon says don't move.
Okay. Oh hell no. I lose hooks for like a split second chat and look what happens. Nah,
that's a double I right there. What? Oh my god, but I wasn't even reading. I wasn't
even reading. Jesus. Simon says don't stop. Okay. How do I, do we just keep moving? I
guess. Where do I go? Simon says red Simon. Okay. We got to read the whole thing. Huh?
Where do we go from here? Simon says move equals die. Okay. You see, I didn't read that
last time. Maybe I go through the bushes. I'm gonna try going through the bushes.
We only got one heart, Simon says stop.
We only got one heart left.
Gotta read it up full, I know, I know.
Mom says go.
I'm sorry mom, but we can't.
We gotta listen to our homeboy Simon first.
Simon says go.
Okay, do you hear that?
Oh, we-
We-
It's a Saimoon, didn't it?
It said Saimoon, didn't it?
That is unfortunate.
God.
I got cooked.
Like I got so good there.
I'm not gonna lie.
I got the cooking of my life because I wasn't locked in, Jack.
I wasn't locked in.
What is that for? What did that person say?
Real blue water Simone? Is it okay?
Who's that? Shout out to...
How do you say that name, bro? Alejepho?
And Kylie. Alright. Do we have time for one more?
I think we have time for one more. I'll try one more time.
I'll try one more time. Praying that I don't get cooked in this one.
fingers crossed that I'm not sheeted up and ready for frickin Simon over here
Simon Simon shaman all the above you know let's get it let's get it three
hearts close your eyes oh we're locked in
Simon says fall this path. We're locked in bro. Don't fall this path. I mean we know
where to go. One two three four five six seven eight right? I'm not listening to you buddy.
Did I say eight or did I say nine? I don't remember. Simon says press V. I think I said
8 right? Hey where's my bro? Bro, I don't have my, I don't have my thing now. Hello?
Did I say Simon Says? No, that doesn't say Simon Says. That was close though. Hey this
thing is glitched. Bro it's glitched! Oh hell no. Let's just try 9 and see what happens.
Bruh. Why isn't it working? You got to be kidding me. Holy smokes, the back of Bro's head got
real close to me. Oh my god! How does this not work? How does this not work? Why isn't
working why isn't it working why isn't it work
hell no not like this not like this
okay let me try again really fast really fast let me try again bro I love
with this easy mode that ain't easy they tricking you it's like opposite day
Okay, it's the hardest, it's the hardest level possible.
So I'm just gonna follow this path, let's go.
And then we just cut through it.
Let's cut the trees from here.
One, two, three, four.
Was that four?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight?
I think it's eight.
And I'm feeling pretty confident that it's eight.
I'm feeling pretty confident that it's eight, man.
Let's go.
You're the exact number of trees.
Oh, I got you.
I got you, boo.
Definitely eight.
Hey, excuse me?
There's no way.
So it's nine then.
I must miss the tree.
It's gotta be nine at least.
And what?
Then it's seven?
No way I miscounted.
Okay, thank God.
It was a minimum of eight
and there was like two hiding.
Go right.
Neerr.
You gotta say, Simon says, you need to do that.
Simon says, go to the direction with the lowest count.
Okay, now is the actual lowest.
What do we think, Chad?
It's looking like left, if I'm being perfectly honest.
Left.
What's happening?
What the heck is that?
Press V to move your cursor.
No way.
Oh, so when I press V,
When I press V, it removed my cursor, I think. That's why. Okay. It's not looking like left
anymore. That's a lot of left. It's got to be right. It's right. It's a thousand percent
right. Let's go. It's a thousand percent right. That's what I'm talking about. Simon says
go left. That's the right spelling, right? That was definitely the right spelling.
Sinome says go right.
I'm locked in.
Sinome says no.
No!
We're mute!
I'm mute!
Sinome says left equals safe.
So we go right.
Simone? Simone says left people say it. So we go right.
So far so good. Hey! Oh, that was easy. That was easy. We cooked on that one. Easy.
I want to know what's at the end of the building.
Simon says move, okay.
We got to lock in on this one.
This one gets a little tricky with the spelling.
Because you got to read out the full thing.
Simon says stop.
So we keep moving, we keep moving.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I ain't trusting no Simon with two M's.
Move equals die, so we keep moving, we keep moving.
Dude, it's reading out the full thing.
Nice.
I like this version better than the stopping one when it just forced me to like not move.
Wasting a whole bunch of IA time.
Shimon says don't move.
Don't move?
Bro I don't understand that.
That was like a double negative I thought.
I thought that was a double negative.
I was like wait what do I do then?
I got confused.
Shimon says freeze.
you
You
Without a doubt
Did Homeboy die? Did I totally miss that he died? Jesus. Let me down. Inferior.
Bro, Speedo wasn't tight enough apparently. Homeboy had to tighten it up, clench them cheeks, do what you gotta do to avoid the meteors, bro.
Just like some Squid Game's next level type gameplay, bro.
who do we want to spectate? who do we think is going to be ta-
i think we found him spider man kitty over here
is the ones that's going to be taking gold watch
It's funny, to me with the music it just makes everything more chaotic.
Not the platforms going down.
Sheeeeeeeesh, ay-oh.
Which airplane hit the building?
They hit the panic gun!
Damn.
Only eight players left.
the top eight the ones that managed to avoid utter destruction like I'm talking
utter destruction what about the one of you want shooter I might do a little bit
of that later in a little bit that's also becoming a hot
favorite of mine as well is that one of you want shooter might be better than
Valorant to be honest. Might be the next Valorant. As long as they
introduced like $100 skids. Copy-paste formula, am I right?
Shooosh! They can't... They didn't manage to pass it whatsoever. Who's got the bomb?
Who's gonna be chasing? Oh, he's gonna pass it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh shoot.
sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky can they get it off them in time not the Naruto
that was timed impeccably if I do say so myself that was actually timed
impeccably bro and yeah Luna's unfortunately not in this stream today
I'm so sorry she will be in the next one though
Oh my god, bro is about to get double whammyed with the meteor and the bomb exploding in his face.
Oh shoot, Ayo, I put money on Hello Kitty, Spider Hello Kitty, so...
They need a win at this point. They've made it to the showdown, bro.
Hey, don't do me like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Show us what you got.
Bro, this is for $100,000.
$100,000 is online right here.
If Hello, Spider Hello Kitty could pull this off.
Come on!
Bro, pass it!
Nah, put those legs down.
Put those legs down.
Disappointed, bro.
Disappointed.
They could have done better.
But nice try, nice try.
At the end of the day it is what it is.
Alright I think we're about to spawn in.
Let's go!
What's this?
The blade by Aurora?
Oh shoot.
First of all, y'all humming in my ears mad loud.
Holy grail, home, I thought that said holy grail, home the ground.
By Tyler.
A single by Tyler.
Eyo!
Boink!
Who's got bombs?
Oh, my broda.
My broda!
way this is what what is playing right now there's no way that tyler's singing this bro hold on
i thought for a second it was his song i was like what
oh bro they're about to pass me the ball psych psych you ain't close enough you ain't close enough
that's a good try though
hell yeah you know what i funk with the roblox music right now if i'm being honest i'm
Funking with the Roblox music this better not get me killed this better not get me killed, bro
Hey, that was way too close for comfort way too close for comfort. I saw that I saw that
They tried to pass it off to me, bro. Hey get this get this off my screen. We don't need we don't need the leaderboard. I
Hate it. I hate it. Oh
Hey, oh get dodge
Why you gotta be foul like that bro?
Why you gotta be foul like that?
God damn it.
You know what?
I am not waiting for 35 players.
We're going to do another one.
Forget that.
Forget that lobby.
31.
Too many.
too many
i need it to be like down to like 15 9 perfect
hell yeah
they're about to get blasted that's what i thought
I'm not feeling it, bro.
What's this?
I feel like it's fitting for an apocalyptic scenario that's happening right now.
We'll keep it, we'll keep it, for now.
players left oh hell not the AFK you're gonna do her dirty like that not the AFK
man how did they blend into the rock like that oh my god we got a little
leave over here give it to him now he's on boom shorty when boom all right three
left three remain tricky tricky but they did manage they did manage pass it
off oh no little miss diva not gonna be able to do it and just like that and just
like that exploding
bro how's how's a little homie running this fast hey what is that speed oh my
but he still got the ball bro. Wild work.
Daaamn! That was actually really good.
Good job, good job!
That was awesome.
Roblox HQ, not my favorite map, but...
We're gonna make it work.
Man, that was...
you
Hey, not this way not this way not this way
Uh, uh, damn.
Damn.
Breath.
What?
I'm sorry.
I gotta pass this to you.
I gotta pass this to you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I can't be... I can't be pressed.
Oh no! You don't! What are you doing? What are you doing?
Nah, you're good. You're good. You're good.
Nah, please no.
Please no. Excuse me.
Excuse me. You already have a bomb! No!
Hey, hey, hey, take this!
Oh my god.
I actually had to do him dirty like that
Now backpack man you stay back you stay back you stay back. Hey, oh
That was so unfair that was so unfair
I almost had him.
We did make top 15 though.
That's one of my books.
We did make top 15.
Jesus.
So close.
Why do I always get like a warning when I'm saying nothing wrong?
They don't like to wear bomb but like we're playing a game that has bomb in the title.
Damn, the pass was like way too quick.
When Hello Kitty passed me the bomb, it was like, it was over.
I had like, 0.02 seconds to be able to pass it to somebody else.
It wasn't gonna happen.
I feel like Skeletor over here is going to be able to pull off a win.
They got expert title.
They got expert- hey we got a VIP right next to him bro.
Hey, they ain't cahoots.
They doing a little funky business.
Ooh.
Yeah, I respect backpack man.
you
It's hot potato, before the timer runs out, and you can kind of tell when it is when it
starts beeping.
Heck of fast.
We're talking that.
Of course like...
Nah, I don't know what that is but we gotta switch it up, bro.
Goldfish.
Got Fortnite song, is she on me?
Bruh.
Don't pass me the bomb, please.
I'm trying to find a decent song up in here.
I'm gonna pass with this dude right here.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Hahahaha.
It is what it is
Hey, oh take care of the AFK's first, huh?
We take care of the AFK's first
I don't know what signs but oh shoot I
Guess we're kind of safe like this right whoa, buddy
Sheesh
that look like a timing little timing error right there
I'm gonna go down here seems to be a little too much activity on that ramp
changing positions every now and then I don't funk with it I ain't funkin with it
hey it's a little VIP it's a little Mr. VIP
I thought they were going to come this way with the bomb.
We got like 50 of us over here, cuddled up, oh shoot!
Damn, they just accepted their fate at that point.
They went in the corner and they said, thank you Jesus, for all that you have blessed
me with.
Thank you for this bomb that I'm about to be destroyed with.
Nobody coming this way?
Nah, I think we're good, I think we're good. Oh no, I see homeboy.
Woo!
I think we're good so far over here.
I have no idea what the coins do,
but maybe eventually I'll get enough
Will give me like some sort of speed boost. Hey, oh, hey, oh, is he coming down? He's coming down here. He's coming down here
aboard ship a
board ship
Damn, I'm gonna stay on this platform
Worst case scenario we got like what two four five two four six six of us over here
Pass it on to each other
I don't want to like stray too far from a big crowd
Because it's easier just at least pass it back and forth
Earth between people, you know?
you
No way. No way did we pass it off just in the nick of time. Hell yeah. That's what I'm
talking about. That's a survivor play right there. Woo! Good lord. Good lord. Six players
left to after that one and I'm about to make a showdown thousand percent if I
get the bomb if I start off with the bomb right now I'm passing in the home
here right in front of me right in front of me you got to be careful these
these meteors though all he's coming now pass it to him bro go go after him
bro now we don't do stuff like that we don't do stuff like that no no no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Bro, not like this. Oh my god, bro
Yo
Not me with my Nike air pros 5
Doing the work on that kid
I'm so sorry, but it is what it is
We make a showdown a thousand percent I swear to God if he goes he's going for me
Why is he going for me, bro?
Why did he go?
I might actually...
There's an internal rage that I can't even describe in the human language right now.
That was so infuriating, especially because Homeboy like had no juice and just somehow
like locked in and zoned in on me bro
that was so frustrating
I was like this close dude I was this close
I wanted to go up against frickin Michael
man god damn it
how do we get that by the way I want one of those
we have to shop for it
get a pack
was this
although that's what that is
promises that
four hundred road but that's crazy
now we're not doing like that
no
about that
it's gonna be uh... no for me
so sorry so sorry
you know what i'm gonna start playing a little statistical
a little
a little ballsy if you will
i'm gonna have to
grab the bomb
and drop it on somebody's head
like the fricking squid over here man
bro squid bup
he bout to get the bomb
somebody pass me the bomb
i'm gonna have to
you
It was so close, no why am I starting with it bro with a meteor right here this big old
meteor right here bro take that and I'm gonna run with these three people so there's some
options homeboy has some options that's not just me only five people left okay
it's one of us three that's gonna have it right oh she's going for me too hey
let's go respect respect she's going for the other two bro one of them just
needs to die and we're good and we made the final showing one of them just
needs to die come on blow up oh yeah we made it we made it mom get the
camera out we did it you make a history let me see if I can like practice my
moves here it's just like knowing which way they start running you go the
opposite way right pretty much in what logic did it make sense for me to blow
Go look in that situation.
Bro, I'm heartbroken after that.
But it was close, at least.
Thank god.
We did it, we made it, we made it to the final three.
Not even Mr Skeletor, expert, Mr Expert over there, managed to make it to the final three.
Yeah, hell yeah, let's go again, let's go again.
Round, I think for me this is like round three.
Round three, round four, something like that.
Who's got bomb?
I don't want it!
Woo! We're just going to be chilling with the ad space right here.
Look at that everyone. Beetlejuice coming out to
a microwave near you.
No bombs please, no bombs, thank you.
Bro, I thought I died for a second.
I thought with that camera angle, I was dead.
Into the ether.
I think we're good though.
you
Why is it not working though?
Shooting range, come on!
Ah!
Yeah, I'm just gonna play one more.
at a time I gotta go get my allergy shots allergic to the seasons we're
going up against J NGM bunch of random letters
sheesh I've been on this map level 95 and he's playing on a controller I would
I'd love to be able to play on controller.
Oh, I saw him.
Oh, bro, I'm in like corner now.
What was that?
Bruh, what is with these like goofy, goofy players
and these random out weapons that they're using?
Bro, I just want to go against like assault rifle versus assault rifle.
So goofy, bro.
Damn!
He got me again with a flare gun?
Bro, how does a flare gun deal that much damage?
Okay, so he starts over there or something, right?
There he is.
Hell yeah.
Bro, handgun for the win.
Let me just try the handgun, bro.
Let's see what happens.
Oh, there he is.
Wooo!
It reloads faster, too.
Hell yeah, bro!
What you gonna do about that?
Listen, only because they were doing it to me.
Only because they were doing it to me, bro.
I got to reload.
homie's gonna get up close and personal here
oh he's got a sniper now huh he's got a sniper bro
hehehe hell nah
is he patching himself up?
oh what a cheater bro oh what a cheater
you
I think the same thing.
Are they just standing still they hiding? Oh, there he is
Oh shoot homeboy
Damn bro, it didn't work
How does it that's so strange to me
I'm like landing headshots, but it's not working
That's unfortunate
Maybe I need to maybe I need to land more headshots. I'm gonna
Match point right let's go. Let's just end it
Bruh, how's that now match point?
We're using our one grenade let's see if this works
Why does it grow?
Jesus Christ that was close I almost died
Hey! GG, GG. See, at least it's a little more fair with, like, relatives. Like, as long as they have the same weapons, bro.
You gotta have the same weapons, bro! I have no idea how to use your name, by the way.
You couldn't tell already. Every single time it's been like that, blows up in my face somehow.
Very annoying. But yeah. I like it, though. I like it when you start off with, like, the even- even amount of weapons.
amount of weapons where it's like AR versus AR, pistol versus pistol, and it's fine even
if they want to use a grenade on me and stuff.
What do you think of a Grand Theft Auto?
I want to play it so bad!
What just striked, I don't know if you guys are aware of this, but what is like a good,
I have to do the research, but what's like a good, like what do they do?
How do they find these lobbies, these custom lobbies of like where people do puzzles
and have all this role play going on?
I love that, but I'm a newbie, I'm a fish, so I need to know how to actually get into
it.
You know what I mean?
How does one achieve this?
I need to know.
I hope you win and show us your skills.
I will do my best.
I mean, it's an excuse to not warm up, to not play a practice match because I'm
I'm just going into it like, you know, at least I can fall back and say, hey,
I haven't warmed up yet.
My shots are going to be rusty.
You know what I mean?
You're doing well.
I'm glad I'm glad.
But yeah, we'll see what happens.
So back to my GTA talk.
Um, yeah, I'm excited.
I'm excited to get into it.
I'm really pumped to get into GTA six, whenever that comes out in like
20, 25, right?
But I want to play a lot of GTA V in the meantime.
In the meantime.
Stink a butt!
Bruh.
What do we got here?
We need one more duelist.
I could play a duelist.
I could.
Or we don't have smokes.
It would be good to have some smokes.
Astra might not be too bad.
It's just been a while since I played her though, so I feel like it'd be off, but what I do
with Astra would be like a little off.
I don't know.
We need smokes or dualists, smokes or dualists, let me hover a dualist so they can choose
smokes, yeah?
Bruh, I got some play on Astra then, we need smokes, bro.
Especially on Icebox, man.
not really, I don't know. I hate Icebox with passion. I do not like Icebox. I don't like
the map whatsoever. GTA 6 is like a troll. What do you mean, like a troll? So you're
just warming up with GTA 5? Literally. To be honest, I don't know anything about
Granthoth Auto, but you can play it and we'll watch. Sounds good, sounds good. Yeah,
I've been, it kind of reminds me of like the adult version of Roblox basically. If
you remember I've been on this massive Roblox binge and for me personally I love stuff like that
like sandbox type gameplay where you can just be creative and do a bunch of stuff
and Granthothado is like the adult version of that even though for me personally I think Roblox
is a lot of fun but I also I like the realism that Granthothado brings as cute and fun as
One of the robloxes is, I like the realism from the grand theft, so I've been intrigued
to play it.
I just wanted to do like the role play and the puzzle solving stuff, so we'll see, we'll
see.
Yeah, I had to do it.
Who's your favorite agent?
Mmm, no one.
No one really, if I'm being honest.
Not to, oh what is it?
Oh, that's right.
Uh, like I said, it's been a while.
than what we do see or what's this? Blasting them? That's not what I wanted to do. I told
you it's been a while, bro. God. I told you it's been a while since I played freaking
Astro, man. And of course this happens. Let me grab one of these at least so I can get...
I feel like I'm gonna die anyway. But if I do... Okay, we heard... Oh, 78? Damn.
Damn! Not enough. Not enough juice on that one.
Add aim for the forehead.
And I did not do that.
Okay. I don't know why I picked Astra.
I mean, we do need to smoke, so I'll try to utilize her.
I just forgot that I don't have a hockey when I'm using her ultimate.
So it's kind of annoying.
I honestly should have just picked Elmin.
Elmin would have been a good pick.
It is what it is. Adapt, overcome.
Um...
Everything looks different. Holy Christ! They updated the dashboard. Oh, Mamacita!
Weird! Looks weird!
I wanted that. Oh, brother. Oh, brother.
Concussing them. Can we do this?
Oh boy.
Hey, we got him!
We got like three dinks on his head, man.
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
One didn't count because he had the Over Shield, but we got three dinks on his head.
That's what I'm talking about.
Alright, we got Manny.
Which one is the blind?
Nova Pulse, Nebula.
How do I activate my Nebula, bro?
is it this one
then why did it say concuss
all
i don't know
now we're gonna find out
i don't know
the new dashboards are a little trippy
uh...
i wanna try it
okay it is that one
good to know
I got you covered Reina, don't you worry, don't you worry.
Consume it.
We're pretty close to our ultimate too.
Pretty close.
Let's see, uh, let's do that.
I confused that yet.
Damn, bro.
Damn, bro. Oh, hey, oh, no. Oh, hey, oh, no. I can't see anything.
It's not fun.
Where?
Where was homie? Was he up top?
The Hedgehog did not land, unfortunately.
I don't know. Interactive is the best word. It's a little diffie. It's all a little diffie,
I want to say yes, it seems more bold. It's like before we were living in an italic world in Valorant
And now it's like bold so it's just a oh my it's just a difference. It's a change
Let's go get him. Let's go get him. Oh
Raina won the 1v1
Here let's do this
Blocking the vision
Oh, I didn't know there was gonna be two there, damn.
We still got this, hell yeah, hell yeah, one of you won easy, easiest one of you won
to brand his life, stinkabut.
No way Stinkabuck doesn't win this one.
Although he is making a lot of noise.
Oh he's got this.
Oh no.
Wooo! Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
When in doubt, the Raina is going to carry it out.
I love to see it.
It's a little weird because normally my habit of seeing what guns I have,
I think this has changed.
I don't know how or why but like it's harder for me to see like what's going on with the with the currency and all that stuff
But I'll get used to it it is what it is. It's not like a detrimental change, you know
Rain is the best agent in the game for you. Yeah, I know she do be the best
Let's just do that
Let's do that and then let's consume it
Let's see
Hell yeah.
Oh mama.
Okay, let's do...
I don't know. Oh my god, bro. How do you use their ultimate again? I'm so annoyed.
How's the noise? I was about to use my ultimate. I'm like, wait a second.
How do you do it?
Noice.
I think the only thing that's different is the currency layout is different, right?
Because I don't remember it being here, I remember it being like up here or something
and that's why I'm like a little more confused, like with my eyes, where to look by default.
Get at least 10 kills in this game?
Oh, easy.
Bro, it's only been 5 rounds.
Easy.
was literally a sitting duck for my teammate right there. Let's do this. Bro, this breach.
Oh, somebody jumped down I think. Hell yeah. Bro, why did the sage do that? What?
What?
Oh my god.
I thought for sure I landed more than three bullets into her chest.
I thought for sure.
Ooh.
Nice.
Gotta love a 3v1 situation.
Uh-oh.
Oh, but it's over, baby.
It's over, baby.
Let's see if he can defuse.
Alna, he ain't defusing nothing.
He ain't defusing nothing.
Okay, I really gotta practice how to use my ult.
Do you like right click it?
Is that what it is?
I will take the spike.
I think we could go A and then I'll like totally block it off, do a little bit of this.
I want to put it like right here and just block off that whole section.
Let's see if this works.
How do you, how do you do it?
Oh no.
There we go, there we go.
There we go.
Oh my god, I did it.
Keep the heavens.
I was able to use my brain.
Oh, shoot.
She crazy.
Oh, shoot.
What am I doing?
Hell no.
Wait, it wasn't even him that killed me?
Oh my god
I don't know. That was so bad. I got the plant though. I got the plant and
I got three ultimate points because I picked up the orb that was kind of that was semi calculated
At the end of the day, send me calculated. Okay?
Let's do it again easy
Okay, now that I know where my money is I think this is where I was confused last time you guys can't see because my webcam is blocking it but the
The minimum next round currency is right below the main one, so I think I could afford.
I'm going to just do a shield, let's do that.
Let's do that.
Alright, alright, we got this, we got this.
We're going to do that.
Oh, shoot!
You should have picked me, honestly.
Damn.
Damn. Do I have the spike? I think I have the spike.
Damn!
Wait, can they hear the plant?
I thought you couldn't hear the plant if you were in the bubble, in the Nebula bubble.
Sheesh. I got a little too confident with it.
Okay. Okay, but we have a gun now. We have a gun now.
It should be fine. Honestly,
not that. Ah, the team saving. Should I do, I should do one more round of saving then.
Let's do it. I could afford it. We could do this, this. Nice. There's no point in me
going into the next round, like, with no juice. So let's do this.
Hmm.
Damn.
Damn!
Holy smokes, bro.
Nice.
Nobody on the flank, okay.
Hell yeah, Cypher's ultimate is crazy.
Oh, he's probably gonna be up here.
Bro!
Haha!
No!
Bro, we failed so hard.
No way we fumbled that hard, bro.
No way we fumbled that hard.
Oh my God.
That was literally a freelo round.
That was so sad.
Alright.
I hate playing my first game of the day.
No warm-up, nothing.
an agent that I'm not even like used to but but you know what the scoreboard is
not that bad for a tagging side so I'm okay with it I'm okay with it let's see
let's do this I blasted her for sure for sure bro
I feel like yeah, she's gonna be like right here at least one of them right
At least one of them
Yeah, I'm not trying to block vapor or anything worried about our flank to
Bro, of course, the timing is insane.
The timing is insane.
Alright, B side is tough, man.
We can infiltrate A, but we just, like, totally fumbled that last round.
Alright.
We can't afford anything, except a stinger, which isn't so bad.
I think I can get the plant off again, especially if I use my ultimate.
I think this is kind of obvious that we're coming this way, but why don't I do...
Why don't I do this again?
I don't like it when they know.
Are we just slow playing this there's got to be somebody like right there damn I can't
use my old Jesus. Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Why didn't anybody get the Phoenix? Bro, I
have two teammates. I have two teammates coming through this guy man. Come on.
Hailey's been following for nine years. Holy smokes. So that's way back in the
day. That's way back in the day, Hailey, huh? How you doing? That's a long time. Try not to
be in an open place. Listen. Listen. We, I think, are gonna kill it on the defending
side. We are gonna be killing it on the defending side, alright? And just watch. The moment
I start warming up, the moment my shots start lining up, it's over for the enemy.
over here I have an idea I have an idea we're gonna do this
we're gonna do this hell yeah hell yeah
Oof, two ults.
Help!
Three ults?
God.
Goddamn.
Uh, I don't want to be right there.
That's for sure.
Holy smokes, bro. I know there's somebody over here.
Somebody's like, right there, bro. I don't want to line up with Raina.
Oh, he right there, bro. He right there.
Come on.
Ah! It's too slow. My reaction time was insanely slow.
Talk to talk and walk to walk, literally.
Listen, I think all three of our ults
Executed to perfection right there especially since we were gonna switch sides anyways right
Executed to perfection bro we guaranteed that round only four rounds down only four rounds
down that's nothing.
Followage six months ten days and three hours.
Not bad, not bad.
I don't think I don't think that's going to Trump Haley's
followage though. That's crazy.
That's like I said way back in the day.
I think...
Uh...
The Gamin A.
Let's do this.
We blocked their vision.
Only one bullet?
Bro, am I lagging?
Is that really only one bullet?
I guess so, maybe my reaction time is just so slow right now.
That's why you play a warm-up game.
That's why you play a warm-up game, bro.
Oh, all right.
Now, we don't need to surrender,
it's only five rounds, easy.
I make comebacks with like 11 rounds straight.
Gonna go armor again.
When I'm warmed up I normally like land my dink shots, but right now it's a little a little testy
It's a little
Muah, also. I'm using an agent that I'm
Mistakes for me, okay mistakes mistakes for me. Oh
Shoot get it I forget it get it get it. I'm on my way, bro
Let me, hopefully that slows them down. Hopefully they're scared to go through that bubble.
That's the idea, that's the plan.
Oof!
Damn, I landed a shot in, uh...
I landed a dink shot in that, dude.
Close though, that was close. That was actually a lot better.
All right, let's see what we can do with guns now that we got our gun round right
Let's see. I feel like this is gonna be an A push they seem to be flip-flopping with a being I think
Probably gonna be the majority
Let's do that
Let's do that and let's go like right here. I don't like that there's two windows
But might be able to utilize it if they have no idea where I am right, so let's stay like right here
See what happens.
Oh, it's definitely here.
Lucky mission, really done it!
Hell yeah.
I told you.
Oh, I think I saw somebody right there.
Hell yeah.
Oh my god.
I told you.
That's all the momentum we need.
Okay, this is definitely going to be a B push.
They suffered horrendously on A. It's gotta be a B push.
Let's do... let's do this... let's do that... hell yeah.
And then we're gonna do it again.
gonna slow them down. Hell yeah. What? Damn! Wait, I thought somebody was here. Hell yeah,
I told you easy peasy now we're only four rounds down
Got to be an eight push they suffered horrendously on beat so it's gonna be another eight push
And I'm gonna be in the exact same spot
We're gonna go like this we're gonna go like this and then we're gonna time it
now we're now getting used to astro
oh shoot
Oh, shit. Okay, Raina's got my side there. Oh, no, not the lined up shot from me on. Good job.
The fact that they were able to get that. Good job. Without missing, because he like, he swung into vision and like landed the shot he needed to land.
damn not bad not bad damn
ooh same with the same with ice over here landed the shot he needed the land
bro no hesitation of quick all right good news is we still have the money for
a Vandal here it's probably gonna be a B push but I'm gonna I'm gonna get down
and we're gonna go around here and we'll see we'll see what they do we'll
We'll go like this, put one there this time.
Are they actually going B?
Oh my god, they are.
They actually are going mid to B. That's crazy.
That's crazy, bro.
They told us their plan.
I will take the gift. I will take the amazing econ round
This has to be an A push. It's the only time they've ever won
I loved it. All right
Let's do it!
We do this, we do this.
We don't let them...
Damn!
Bro got goofed on bro literally got goofed on
Oh
No, we are inside of the enemy's head
We are inside of the enemy's head
Pretty sure this is a bee push
I don't want to stay A because they have to push us B, man. They have to, bro.
All right, this is gonna be easy. Watch this, watch this. We do this.
Oh no, where did that land up there, bro? Give me that back.
oh we almost had him bro we almost had him hell yeah Raina's got this Raina's got this
bro easy easy peasy you thought they were gonna go back to a now there's no
way it's funny it's so predictable people in like lower elo is so predictable
they do like what basic human reaction would be which is like you win on a
site you go to that site again or they show their hand very early on like the
first two rounds they show exactly what like by default they're gonna do which
is like either they flip flop they win a they win a site they'll go to another
site they win a site they go to another site or they stick to a site if they
lose that site they go to the other side it's one of the two it's always one
of the two so now they're gonna come a that's how that works
Like I said, come in A.
Oh but one of them went B.
They were like, they split, they split, they split.
We did bamboozle. It was a split.
It was a split push.
I'm on my way.
I could use a star and ult.
It'll be a little tricky.
Ooh, nice.
Let me get in there.
Oh no.
Oh, they definitely heard this, too.
Oh no.
I
Almost had her
Need to land the headshot. All right three rounds. We went from five rounds down to three rounds. I
Like that it shows we put up a fight at the end of the day
We put up a fight man that was a good play by them the split push
They haven't done that in, what is this, 9, 10, 21 rounds.
In 21 rounds, that was the first time they split push.
Well done. I underestimated them. Well done.
But now, we will plan for it.
Oh boy, they're here, huh?
Why can't I horrible
Damn not good not good, bro
Oh, I almost had him GG
Whoo not gonna lie for the first game. I would have preferred another agent, but we didn't have smokes
We didn't have smokes.
Not bad, not bad.
You know what?
To only lose 23, I'm actually shocked.
I thought for sure that was like a minus 36 game.
I'm shocked.
Not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
Miss blue.
Oh, is this that new one?
Let's take a look.
This is the one that creates the garden field, right?
Damn
That's pretty cool
That's pretty cool. If it was a Vandal, maybe maybe I would have dropped some coin, but
Bruh, I can't
I've spent way too much money on this game already. It's not worth it
It's just not worth it anymore
Unless it shows up in the night market, which will never happen because they know the developers know like they never put anything good in the night market
Never
you
Help me so well help
Damn they took the spike and they're planning
Let's help them Raina why so they're taking the lead
Let's do let's do this
In case somebody wants to
be over there whoa oh shoot brother oh shoot hell yeah hell yeah bro I told you I
need one game I need a one game to warm up I normally do it on rated but I just
I just decided to get crazy and just hop on a ranked game instead.
Absolute low IQ mentality.
But it's okay.
We move on.
We progress.
Let's do...
We do that.
i'd rather have like full abilities
since i'm omen
you're welcome reyes you're welcome
game you didn't utilize the smoke buddy
all their coming this way bro
no freaking way man
hundred thirty five
Oh my
Oh my god 135
Yeesh
Okay, okay
Alrighty then
That's kind of weird. That's kind of wacky thought I had him for sure. I
Thought I had him for sure
Let's do that.
Oh boy.
I think we'll see somebody here.
Maybe not.
Oh!
Momma saved her.
I'm away with my team.
this I got a half way
AFK
daaaamn
they weren't ready for the omen
Reina decided it's now worth it
omen's in game right now
not too shabby there? yeah that's what I thought
Listen, sometimes I do actually make good plays every now and then.
Every now and then, enemy is predictable.
Sometimes it becomes...
Also, I love this map, by the way.
I hate it.
I hate Icebox.
It was like the worst first start to a game I could have.
Worst map.
Like, not the worst map, but it's a map that I dislike a lot.
Oh, brother.
Let's do this.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, my shots were nasty there.
Nasty.
In a bad way.
Get her!
Aw.
What a shame.
Alright.
What's nice is we still are able to afford Ziv weapons.
Ziv weapons.
Why do you dislike it?
Is it because we have a lot of turning points?
I think it's because that could explain it, but it's also the quality, like the lighting.
Because of the color schemes, I work best with color schemes that are more on the brighter side.
So like vibrant, or neutral like this. This is more neutral, but it's also light.
Icebox has like a darker, weird...
Oh Jesus the timing was insane, bro
I so I knew was gonna come through but I didn't know who was gonna come through first
I didn't know if it was gonna be breach or ice and
It was just that unlucky timing
I think I could have killed breach if I was looking at him and then I saw was not even looking in that corner
So I could have killed breach maybe having enough time to spin on ISO
But yeah, that's that's the reason why I don't like icebox. I don't like icebox. I don't like
That other one too. That's like all green
But like in a dark way like overcast way. It just maps like that. That's why I love bind. I love haven't
I don't mind sunset sunset feels pretty neutral to me. I don't mind it. I don't love it, but I don't mind it
That's like my that's my tearless right there
Find and hate and love, sunset, I don't mind, icebox, actually hate.
I just dislike it.
Oof!
Saving round, huh?
Coming this way?
Maybe not.
I dunno.
They might want to go through meds. Let me see. Let me just smile a little.
your head.
Mm.
Of your feet.
Burr.
Oh my god, I fumbled so bad, but it's a 3D2!
Noice.
They could play with that.
I don't know why Sova's...
Bro...
How do they not get this guy?
There we go.
That means Reina's gotta be over there, right?
Or is Reina AFK again?
Oh no, I think Reina's AFK again.
Sheee!
They're gonna give us a free win like this?
Damn, why is she in front of your face?
Who?
Oh, the Reina?
They were just curious.
They were just a little bit curious
with my game plan was ulting in with a pistol.
I was basically just playing mind games with the enemy.
They were like, oh my God, he's ulting.
Let's move in now.
And that's why Breach just like,
ulted in there.
Thumbled hardcore.
I'm feeling they're gonna come this way.
So let's do that.
oh yeah they're here they're here bro
bro there's no way you you blind shoot me like that oh my god I landed a bullet
on him too I got 40 on him but what a shame damn
To your left
Okay, maybe
Hell yeah 1v2 1v1 wait is the rain is the lay of K. Oh my god
They're Reina's somehow nine times the Reina. Yeah, that's kind of annoying.
Sabotaging team leaving the game. That's all we know for a fact, right? We know
they're sabotaging. She's moving so she doesn't get banned for AFK. Yeah, that's
why. That's why I put sabotaging and AFK. Oh my god, I don't have money!
I could do this I guess or I'd rather just do those yeah
Or they go in here
Utilize the smoke raise
Oh boy, oh boy
EHH
Do it again
Oh no
OH NO
Their teammate is like rushing over there bro
Damn, Iso is not missing these headshots
Iso is not missing a shot right now
From what I've seen
little sassy is he that good is homeboy that good I wonder what's going on with
reyna that they're like so salty about sabotaging their team like this is not
a fair match if they're reyna's afk I mean we don't know if reyna would have
contributed even if they did try you know I mean it might have just given
us more kills. But we can say that their ISO is pretty good.
They're doing it again.
Let's do this this time. I don't want my team to like fumble.
They seem very confident going A.
Ooh, maybe not.
They're middle. They're middle.
Ooh, we got one. We got the close.
We got their best player.
So I'd say that's a good change
So it's a 3d3 if the rain is a FK right now
Wait, what is oh Raina hurt him oh boy. Oh boy
We don't have the weapons
We don't have the weapons bro, but now he has a weapon come on
I mean you're running out of time though. He's really gonna save in a 1v2?
I guess it would have been difficult with the time. He has the pressure of time
Uh-oh hell yeah ruin his econ hell yeah
But now I don't have any money
Now I don't have any money
Did somebody who dropped the gun?
Burr, okay.
I'll take it.
Um...
Gun here.
Hmm...
Should I just go like full armor with it?
Sure, why not. Let's do it.
Full armor with the dinker.
With the dinker weapon.
You want to play? Let's play.
Shadows.
hmm oh boy we gotta go there's no way that they don't go ahead with that oh
boy oh boy no way bro I had him too oh my god it's so sad
I don't know why- I don't know why Sova prioritizes the shock darts over- we're just shooting them.
Damn, that's lucky. Because Golden Fox hasn't missed the bullet on me, so that's lucky.
I don't think- I don't think they're gonna be able to do this. That's so funny that we're
we're losing without the help of their arena either but to be fair we do have our
reina that's one and eight so I think it's balanced I'm being honest bro the
reina that left is three and one the one that's AFK on the enemy team is three and
one and we have a one and eight reina so I would say I would say this is a
fair match I'm being honest fair match totally fair it's basically the same
thing we have maybe a slight advantage because rain is like a me shield slash
recon but that's about it other than that it like we still have to put the
effort to win like 4v4
which way they're gonna go
They're going to go A. Let's do that.
Ooh, that was close.
No!
Why?
Oh, my God, my team, bro.
My team.
I thought my homies had my back.
They did not have my back.
the night on my back a worthy effort so the a worthy effort
Last round in the half.
Yeah, we're losing a 5v4 by the way.
Yeah, I think you want to look at the rain of score.
Ha ha ha!
Last round for the swap, god damn it.
I can't really afford anything.
Let's do that.
Nobody has extra credits either.
I mean, unless they could afford this for me.
Nope.
Alright, they seem to become an A a lot.
I don't think they'll do this round, though.
I mean, our rain is 1-9.
Oh my god, I messed up.
Damn.
Go in, Raze.
Damn, they're going C then I guess?
Oh bro, what are these shots?
I thought for sure one of them landed.
Hold on, let's get a replay on that.
Is my crosshair not over him?
What the freak?
Bro, my crosshair was literally on his body crosshair was literally all over his body and my bullets are going this way and that way
Look at this
I don't understand it. It is what it is
It is what it is
I like doing armor for the first round instead of the ghosts I
feel like I
Feel like people get man-boozled when they shoot you and you're like not dead
That is some crazy shots bro, I don't know what happened it is what it is it is what it is
Nice
I don't want to be here, noice.
They don't have any smokes, right?
They're both afk?
Where's the breach at?
No, they're both a- Okay, now it's not a fair fight.
With their Reina AFK, I think it was a fair fight, bro, because we got our Reina.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to throw shade, it's just like, I'm just dealing with reality here.
Our Reina is 2-10.
It's totally fair.
But with their Breach AFK now, that's not fair.
That's not fair, man.
We'll see.
I don't know, pick up his pizza at the door, and he's back at it.
I don't know what to buy, we'll just do that.
We'll just do that.
Oh, man.
Did he have a weapon?
Oh, homie had a weapon, bro!
me had a weapon.
Ah, no way! Only 40 in chamber? Bro, I heard two hit markers.
Oh, it's the AFK. Damn.
I should've got two assists there. It's okay if I didn't like finish them off, but I'm
shocked that chamber only got the two.
the one I mean
wait was their chamber back or are they gone still
looks like the chamber is back
I couldn't tell if he was playing
alright alright
I don't know what happened there but
we back at it
maybe his internet just went off or something yeah exactly I mean things
happen you know
it's happened to me before
it's not like i'm throwing just because my internet goes out
that's how it works sometimes
okay let's do this
let's do
this
so they got full coverage baby
besides the one angle which
shake in my head
the one angle
that they could have paid attention to
dusky is disconnected
arayno
that's okay
i mean he was practically disconnected
in general
let's do this again
I
Showed me
I
Damn damn that through the smoke shot
We're not even winning!
We're not even winning bro and it's like, what is it?
No, their breach came back, right?
Their breach came back.
So it's still 4v4.
It's still 4v4.
Okay, okay, okay.
I was about to say, if this was like a 4v3 and we're still not winning, that's crazy.
But nah.
Let's do this.
And this.
And then we can break in.
What if I just go up top
Damn we got him we got him
Hell yeah, that was a good win for race. That was a real good win for rays, bro
Yeah, it's been a 4v4 that that's what I've been saying guys the same the same no like
like, non-fair game here.
It's like anywhere, bro.
4v4, bro.
Wait until I've lined those astride.
All right.
Oh, looks like I got plenty of money.
I can do a little fakey and make them think we're going mid.
Bruh.
Rain is back.
Rain is back and coming with revenge bro.
It is no longer fair.
Now it's unfair for us.
Now we are losing.
Because our Reina has been AFK since the start as well.
It was not fair ever since their Reina left.
No, it's been fair the whole time.
We don't have a Reina either.
Our Reina is 2 and 12.
It's been fair this whole time.
Now it's about to be unfair.
Now it's about to be a 4v5.
Both Reinas are the same person.
AFKs the other comes back. That's true. That's a good theory. It could be. They could be. No
Because our arena definitely didn't land shots like that
I'm gonna let them know that too. I'm gonna let them know that bro
Our in it don't do it like that
KJ gonna work. I respect this. Oh
Oh shoot. Good try. Nice try, nice try.
Hmm, now that we're down a man, and they have their man that came back, maybe we rush mid again.
Main bang.
Or we can play slow.
We'll see.
Let's do that.
Bruh.
Not cool, man.
Not cool.
I have an idea.
Oh boy.
Man that's cool. I have an idea
Oh, he's so weak homie
my bad race
is that rena afk or not? I don't trust them
I'm gonna let Raze go out
I think their rain is gonna keep coming back if they're losing. I think that's how that's gonna work. I
Think that's how it's gonna work, right?
Their rain is gonna keep coming back if they're losing so the last time we tied it out their rain it came back
So we'll see what happens now. I think their rain is like playing until they keep getting ahead
Maybe they knew maybe they knew it was already gonna be an unfair match because our rain it was like
A little dookie
I don't really want to go A but
I guess we can do this
And this? Maybe?
Bro, how many shots does it take?
Come on!
He's so weak.
I can't believe I didn't land the headshot.
Oh no.
That looks so goofy.
Nice raise with the rotation.
Oh my god, somebody with the brain.
Somebody playing with at least over two brain cells.
Their arena might be playing right now.
We'll never know.
Let me lay 319 damage on you, that's crazy.
I don't even know that damage existed, but I guess that's because I got hit with the
weakened ability from him.
Your bullets are literally flying off the target.
They just have that like, they just have perma ISO shields, all of them.
Nice.
nice I mean even if Raina was around they're not gonna have time
hell yeah oh that's cool that's cool finisher damn all right somebody could buy
I mean, no?
I mean, they don't have to.
Nah, that's fine.
Now, Raina might come back.
This is where Raina might finally come back.
I got a feeling.
You want to play?
Let's play.
We're doing that.
Damn, we're in!
Let's go!
Jeez!
Your breach is like right here now.
It's to chamber!
Damn!
What a wacky game.
They have an AFK arena, we have an AFK arena.
Our reign in wet DC mode at the ripe score of 2-12.
So it's up to you to decide if they were AFK all along.
Cause I don't know if it makes any difference.
Here we'll do this, this time.
Since they couldn't cover their angles last time.
Damn.
That's not good.
Oh, I almost had the triple!
God damn!
Soda? Hello?
Haha, you just, what are you doing?
Oh my god, bro.
Haha, what are they doing?
What is happening?
I guess the arena and your arena just cancel the slows out the game to make it fair.
Exactly.
I see it
Well, that's crazy. Oh, they couldn't hear footsteps. Okay. That's why they were playing like super scared. Okay. Okay. That makes sense
I understand that I don't know why they're playing a lot sound all right. Well, I understand
Should I just start lock in still locking rain and now so I can take it away from people
I feel like the angriest people in Valorant are like the rena players or the jet players. It's one of the two
I know you want to rush, but I mean I could follow Raze I guess.
Bro, what is this?
What is this like you till that's being a holy smoky bear?
Nice.
Excellent.
Last game for the victory.
I don't even know at this point like this game is taking so unnecessarily long.
So all unnecessarily long.
Oh, he's reconnected though.
And he has an operator.
Anything can happen.
So we'll see, we'll see.
I mean, it's what, 1v2?
I don't even think you need to save an operator at 24 seconds.
If I'm being honest, it's not really worth it.
It's not that deep.
It's not that deep, bro.
I don't know why.
I guess if we go see with the operator,
but something's been kind of useless.
The last three rounds.
Not entirely just the last three rounds.
It's been kind of useless.
But it sounds like it's because they're
dealing with some tech issues.
They can't hear any footsteps.
It looks like they're lagging a little bit.
They're struggling, man.
Oh yeah, look at that ping.
That's why.
They're struggling.
But I got my ultimate. Let's go.
I hope she's ready.
Uh...
And I mean, we have pretty decent currency, so...
I can't believe it's tied up. Like...
I can't believe it's tied up.
After all this, it's still tied up.
Crazy.
I think we should go C.
It doesn't sound like they have anybody that, like, watches B.
So, therefore, oh, Clova's there now?
Maybe.
I got a backup raise.
God, bro.
Nice, good kill.
Nice.
Definitely needed those.
I kinda wanna play like right there.
But it's such a goofy spot that nobody like pays attention to.
I told you they don't pay attention to it bro.
No I've never killed Reina yet bro.
No I've never gotten free kills on Reina yet.
sad match point all right did I report our ring already I'm gonna do it now I
think I was holding off on the breach report because they ended up coming back
All right, all right, do we rush a I guess we can
Let's do it
I'm no idea where I am
Bro, where did I land? I thought it was gonna land in the roof
Yeah, it's the silver brush shake my
I thought for sure I was landing inside of the window. That's crazy
No, why did it make such a goofy play? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
My god, bro
Damn
We are actually in overtime. After all this, after all this, we are actually in overtime.
Good grief man. I think there's going to be an A push because they've been pretty successful
with A in general so I feel like I might be able to win my gunfight if I just follow
up with Raze. I'll use Raze as bait. I'll do this. And I think they'll just like
come out of the smoke all weird like yeah let's do it like this I have a plan
let's do this oh shoot are you going to see let me put that on C just in case
Nice. Just buy time for...
Oh boy.
Middle, middle, middle.
Nice.
That was a good hit.
Hell yeah, I got my two. It's 2v1 because their reign is afk.
Let me remind them so they don't think, uh...
That's a 2v2
Hell yeah, yeah, I hope your plan works. Oh, it did. Oh it did
Romanoid that my teammates are getting like the free free KDA on this
Raina I have yet to get one bro
pretty sure I'll still be MVP regardless but it's kind of annoying all their
KDs got boosted from their Reina and I've yet to kill the AFK Reina not one
time you know what actually like this we could easily do this we could easily do
do this. Easily. Give me this. Only one off. Oh shoot. There's another one here, right?
I was going to ult to A. So what are you doing? I'm so mad at this Sova, bro. If Sova can
clutch this, like I won't care, but the fact that they've been in this cubby, that they
don't do anything, they better win this fight. They better win this fight. Because the enemy
team's gonna draw. They have every reason to draw. Oh god, bro. I don't know. The weight
of this sova is immense. The weight of this sova, bro, is immense.
They drew they drew I
Think I'm still gonna guess I think I'm still gonna get some points regardless. I got points for sure because I played decent I
Got MVP no way I don't get points even with the draw. I got two points for my efforts
two points for my efforts lads not bad that's crazy I clicked continue by the
way you know what it's weird that they didn't continue because one it was a
totally fair match it was a 4v4 the whole time no warm-up cold turkey and
see what happens probably the worst thing ever probably the worst thing
ever is gonna happen bro yeah I'm hopping real quick to see what happens ah I
could already feel my reaction time being that of 80 year old man who has
just been diagnosed with Alzheimer's
But that is okay.
That is okay because even with that, even with that handicap, I think I will still be
able to pull off a W, I think hopefully.
Let's take a look at the store.
What do we got here?
What do we get here?
What is this name?
The Helmoko Bulldog.
No effects.
Just some glistening.
That does look kind of cool though.
I like the water effect.
Would I pay upwards of $15 for it?
I'm sorry to say Valorant.
I would not.
As you guys already know, as I have mentioned it in previous streams, I will not drop one
One more dime on this game.
Not one more dime.
I've already spent thousands.
They have acquired thousands from me.
Looks wicked.
I'd get it if I was rich.
Exactly.
That's the only justification for that.
If there was like a jet-based situation going on here, I would be riding the same boat
with you.
I'd have the same logic.
Yes.
If money was no issue.
That's why I said it looked cool.
That's why I said it was like, damn.
looks pretty tasty, but at the end of the day, it's gonna cost your soul.
It's gonna cost your soul and maybe your first unborn child.
I think I want to warm up with Phoenix because that's what I'm gonna be playing in the competitive
games.
I think we're going to do a little of that fire action, a little fire.
Like I said, though, my reaction right now is going to be like, absolutely dookie, absolutely.
It's going to be one of those not a firm dookie.
Wet.
I apologize to anybody eating but let's get the practice on let's do it
Valorant what about CS 2 I don't know about I don't know I don't know
It's fun actually if I'm being honest. I played counter strike a few times and it's it's a lot of fun
I've looked in the cameras to see that I love the axe and cipher. Oh gotta love
Gotta love the accent cipher meme.
Now did I want to stay with this color crosshair?
I don't know.
I think so.
On this map it looks pretty good.
I feel like my eyes are going to be able to adjust very, very nicely.
Cipher's a hottie.
Somebody might be spitting facts in the chat.
Uh oh.
Look out for this one.
This one might be spitting facts.
Watch out.
I think I'm going to be bold and get the ghost, because why not?
At the end of the day, this is practice.
We should practice with the ghost, right?
I think so.
Hmm.
The enemy definitely heard me drop, which is annoying.
So let's go to B. Uh-oh.
Oh, they're definitely going to go B, or a full man rush.
Mood.
Let's just cut off here.
It's the worst that's going to happen.
What's the worst that is gonna happen besides their entire squad?
Not doing a thing.
I hear them.
Oh, shoot the lineup!
No way.
I literally walked right in front of Deadlock.
And Raina was just like, POP, Torquita Cuer, no suprises, look at this, look at this.
Cipher's about to get the lineup too.
I told you, I told you.
Oh my god, not the rain of getting an ace.
Not in my warm up match, please.
Not in my wa-
No way.
That's wild.
That was a wild clutch from Reina, but you know what? I take it back. I wanted to only happen on warm-up matches
I don't want that happening in any other matches besides warm-up matches
That is the only time that can occur isn't a warm-up match. I'll accept it. I'll accept my fate. I
Kind of want to be bold and just get it pulled on
This is no longer turning into a warm-up. This is turning into a full-on circus clown mode show
Oh, hold up hold up they're gonna be oh my god rain about a
Rain about a thing
God damn
Oh, that thing is gonna kill me a thousand percent homie's gonna kill me a thousand percent I got a like
Oh my god, I gotta kill but I can't see anything
The bulldog was not worth the investment
Dude, I just was not ready for that recoil. Oh boy
the recoil on it was like shocking to me it was for nature I was like hold on a
second why is it so sloppy look let me take a look here now long distance long
distance yeah oh heck yeah look that bro that bullet over there that just went out
of town okay so I don't have a gun it is my own fault it is my own fault I
I accept it. Bulldog's hard to use while ADS. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I mean it wasn't before. I don't know.
If they haven't changed a single thing on it, then I guess it's just my reaction time today.
I told you it was gonna be sloppy.
I want to steal her gun. Oh my god. Not the race. Throwing an aide out here.
Not the Roomba. I can't take their gun or help get a kill at least. Oh, let's go.
What the freak are you talking about? 120 damage?
What?!
I stopped shooting. I thought they would die. I stopped shooting.
Bro, it says 25 ping, but there is absolutely no way.
There is absolutely no way.
How did he live?
How did my brother in Christ live through that?
I stopped shooting because I was like, there's no way, why would I, anyways, moving along.
I landed the dink on his head, at least.
landed the dink on his head at least dude I was so flabbergasted I forgot to buy a
gun I was like I was like not even paying attention I totally forgot to buy a
gun because of that flabbergation I'll get a gun next time though I listen this
is why we play warm-up matches this is exactly why maybe I need to wake up a
little bit okay talking about my reaction time this jet though this jet though
oh my god okay jet okay thank you for making me feel better I'm not the only
one I'm not the worst one Jesus Christ all right let's do it let's do it I think
I think we got this now.
We're gonna do a little, shabang!
The flash bomb in their face.
How are they gonna handle a flash bomb in their face?
How do you think?
Go crazy please?
Listen, this is my time to show you, watch this.
I am so good under pressure.
I am so good under pressure, watch this.
Are you ready for this?
Just watch, just watch.
Just watch.
Oh my god.
The footsteps from Cypher!
It's okay.
No excuses.
But the footsteps from Cypher totally, totally bamboozled me.
Homie is running like an elfin around me.
So I couldn't tell if like it was the enemy to like the left of me in front of me.
Okay, I'm gonna pop off in this next round.
This is why I saved my money.
It's so I can go back to back, vandal.
That's how we do it.
Nah, this is warm up.
Why surrender in a warm up match?
It's like nothing, nothing bad can occur.
They are using an operator now, which is kind of like, but we just need to adapt
and we need to overcome.
That's all it is.
That's all it is at the end of the day.
and overcome
watch me go crazy
especially down mid right now
did they really go A? oh this is so embarrassing
they all went A, this is so embarrassing
bro this is so embarrassing
they're literally all A
oh my god bro
okay if you have an idea
okay she is weak
somebody get that somebody get that
oh my god
i gotta do this
I'm hurt.
Why am I missing so many shots?
We got a rune!
That's all that matters.
I served a purpose on my team even if it was being a meat shield.
But good lord.
Good lord.
We need to sharpen up with these shots.
Holy smokes man my shots are going all over the place right now
Literally all over the place. So we got to like
Not play it slow, but calm big difference
Ah, damn noise
Oh, I handle I do feel a little bit of lag though very interesting
Hold on move I
I wanted it. I got the assist at least, but I wanted it. That was not bad. As you can
see that was not a bad round. We blinked for a split second and we were able to land a
I think as a result from staying calm and in charge, staying calm and in charge was the result of that.
Now I have a feeling that they're going to be coming in.
Because why wouldn't they, right? Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought, that's what I thought.
oh my god if only I landed the head shot bro if only my crop maybe let me see
let me see let me go white let me go wet and see what happens because if that
was so I got my assist right that's good why
I don't got a question Cypher's epic strategies right now.
Homie knows exactly what he's doing.
The enemy is playing Majang, Cypher is playing Chess.
It's as simple as that.
And I have a feeling this is definitely going to be an A push, it's not a B push from
the enemy team right now.
Is that an Irish accent?
Oh, this is interesting.
Oh, mama.
Hmm.
Ooh!
If only I was like a little to that side.
What the heck is, uh...
Oh, I see, I see.
Holy Christ.
Holy Christ! Can Dreadlock do it? Or is it Deadlock? Can Dreadlock do it?
Oh my goodness. All the Util coming out. All Util. They did wall themselves out though now.
It would have been better if it was placed over there.
over there because now they can't even get to the site. Goddamn. There's some goofy play
right here. There's that goofy play.
We're going to literally did get jumped. Literally. But you know what? We actually
had some decent rounds. Because it was like what, one to five? So getting two rounds
on them, I mean we can do that right now again. I'm playing atrocious. I don't want to pull
up the scoreboard because I know. I already know. It's not going to be a pretty sight.
It is definitely not going to be a pretty sight if I pull up the scoreboard. We got to get
a few kills before I do that. Let's see. Oh, they're over here.
I thought Raze was closer to me if I'm being honest.
I thought Raze was a lot closer to me bro.
I can't hear anything in these AirPods, man.
Don't use AirPods Play Valorant.
It's as simple as that.
That's the life lesson for today's stream.
You cannot use AirPods Play Valorant.
The footsteps sound like they're all over the place.
I thought raised for sure was like two feet away from me.
At least two steps, two actual foots.
That's what we call freak aim.
Hail no.
That's your classic average aim.
That's what I do all the time.
I just need to warm up.
Had to get a little bit of warm up.
Oh, mama Sita.
Oh my God.
I can't.
I can't with this game, bro.
Eh, le, le, le, le, le!
I got my two.
I got my two. I should have got like an ace right there, but I got my two, okay?
Hell yeah
Hell no
Wait, they could do this they could do this oh my goodness with rays popping the old two oh my goodness no way
No way that actually happened
Two kills and 80 damage, it's wild.
I appreciate it.
I don't really know at the end of the day.
I don't play this game enough to know if anything I'm doing is actually any good or not.
It's like, I would assume like decent.
Now I'm warmed up.
Now I got like the muscle memory in tune like, okay, this is where I need to aim.
Once I see the little head animations pop on my screen, I'm like, okay, this is
what I want to do.
I had to like figure that out in the beginning because I was like, wait a second, HUH?
Wait a second. Same with the recoil.
I had to get used to the recoil. It felt a little foreign to me in those first like, five rounds.
They coming!
Oh, what the freak?
Oh, mama.
Oh, I almost had her I almost had her I should have got I shouldn't have lowered my crosshair
But we did it. Well, what the heck is deadlock doing? Bro, what the heck? I mean she's back
so it's still a 2v1 I guess. I mean it's okay winner or lose this is my practice this
practice match before we jump into it. Get him with those fly moves. I don't know why.
I don't know what's happening here. But they are our gods. It doesn't really matter. Don't
question the teammates IQ, okay? They are living for this moment. They are living in their best
era not bad now I now I could feel now I feel like I show the scoreboard because
it is it isn't as bad as it was like five rounds ago that's for sure it's still
not even that good but imagine it was that much worse that's what you got to
keep in mind it was that much worse oh yeah I'm just enjoying the stream
winter lose exactly we're having a fun time here warming up playing some
practice matches
at the end of the day
as one of the like i put
at least an inkling amount of effort where i can say at least i tried
it's out of my hands at least i tried you know
it's always fun when you try at least a little bit
little bit
oh mama see I guess we could just push in
oh my goodness
oh my
oh my goodness bro
how many shots is it take to kill a what is this person
the irish lady
Oh wait, no the new one is uh, I'm sorry.
The new agent, I don't remember.
Cronouns are they them I think, right?
I just jumped off, so I have no idea.
I ain't doing it on purpose, I swear.
Is it clove?
Clovis, right?
And yes, they are Irish.
They them, okay, yeah.
I just wanted a double chart.
There's no need for the enemies to suffer.
I remember reading about it on Twitter
and I'm like, I haven't seen it again since.
That was like months ago.
That makes sense.
All right, yeah.
Day.
How many shots does it kill?
How many shots does it take to kill them?
A lot was the answer, by the way.
In case anybody was interested, a lot.
It was a lot of bullets
because they still didn't die at the end of the day.
They still didn't die.
They're a bullet sponge literally. Oh shoot. Damn. Damn girl.
Enemy spotty day. Of course he has a Marshal, bro.
I'll say the Marshall. Ow. Ow. I guess my team didn't want to like draw cover
teammates didn't want to draw cover bro. Damn. Wait, what do they do? Overheal? What is that?
Oh kind of like oh my god kind of like Reina? Oh that's cool that they finally got another agent to
do the overheal. Watch out. Not me picking up a vandal. Watch out.
out. Not bad. I like this. I like this. It was my first warm-up match. The team was
down and out. I think my whole squad was basically warming up within the first six
rounds. And the next thing you know, easy peasy lemon squeezy.
We are making a bunch of noise, so you might as well commit to this.
Oh, the Jesus Lord, have mercy.
I was about flashing, but you know what?
I probably need this one to be honest.
Oh mama.
So they're over there right?
I don't like that angle.
I don't know how they killed me bro.
I don't know how but you know what yeah deserve deserve to be gobbled up by dreadlocks frickin
Old man hell yeah hell yeah that's the team power i'm looking for let's go
That is exactly the team power i'm looking for oh i could use one nice and when your teammate buys for you
Oh how the tables have turned from one five to eight seven
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Oh my goodness
Let's get it. Let's get it
Let's do it again. Let's do it again, please. Oh
Boy, of course Raina goes out of there. Hold on. I can use my ultimate with this
Whoa
My god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, bro. Oh, I see him
Oh my god, bro
go go go I know where he is
oh
oh I can't believe he landed that shot too bro
Can't believe he landed that shot crouch demon over here
GG
Follow it six months 19 days 11 hours
Damn
All but you my oh my god picture this you are almost at the stage of a
brand new brand new born baby you should you just need to reach the nine
months and you'll be a brand new born baby you believe that that's how long it
takes in case you didn't know that's how long it takes for a newborn around nine
months who knows you'd be early be one of those savant babies you never know
I'm just doing that to bamboozle them. Let's see if it work. I yeah
We're in we have infiltrated the enemy base
They have no idea where I am oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy
Oh
Oh, bro, she didn't miss they didn't miss at all
They landed every single shot
And they only needed to land one it was like the immediate flick the flick crouch shot
Good job
They did a really good job
Whoo, okay, that is not the corner to be that's like the second or third time
I've been in that corner and like it just hasn't paid off. There's no real good return in that corner, bro
The investment of time I've spent in that corner it's just mm-hmm. I'm not feeling it. I am not feeling it
Dropping the smokes
Hmm I could go for one of these oh
Mama Sita
Oof. You crazy, Raze. You crazy. I'm gonna do what Deadlock's doing.
I have to trade mid. Or at least help them out.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Eeeeh! Bro, how does this one not miss? That's a second time like the headshot is just like instant.
Maybe I'm just walking into their shots. I just gotta accept it. I'm just walking into their shots, bro
It is what it is it's kind of like what this raises did that's me
That's me for clothes just walking into the shot
Jesus I have noticed that I just like immediately flopped the ground
the moment I
The moment they use the sun right here the phantom, but I don't know it's just
I'm not a big fan sometimes. I am
But most of the time it's like a big me
I'm used to Vandal again
Such flop game I know you got a pre-fire to get them first true
Thank you for the insight. Yes. Yes. Yes pre-fire, but like a good pre-fire calculated, right? It's gotta be calculated
Bro, what are you all doing? I have an idea. I have an idea wait
Oh mama oh mama somebody's gonna be behind me
oh we have the or over here we have the or over here bro
oh no so lucky they were flashed to bro so lucky that prefire I'm just like
Like, ahhhhhhhhh!
Very, very lucky.
That's all I gotta say.
Very, very lucky.
The blind shots won at the end of the day.
And now we gotta save.
It's pistol round time.
It is pistol round time.
Especially since I spent all my money.
I don't even think I had a...
What do you call it?
Armor that round, right?
I'm pretty sure.
Pretty short anyway.
Dropping smokes.
I'll be the guinea pig.
It is what it is.
Whoops.
Now it's a fake Yoru.
It's a fake one bro.
Oh, Jesus, is anybody watching flanking?
Oh, we got the trap on flanking.
We could rotate to A. I'd rotate to A if I'm being honest.
Or at least bamboozling, thinking we're going to rotate A.
Oh, 78? That's not that bad for a pistol shot. If I landed the headshot on one of those
bullets, I might have had her. But that's not that bad. That like, at least, you know,
since they're not one of the healers, and they have no healers on the team. Team-mates
should be able to kill them. That's right, that's right.
Oh! Damn, Yoru with the moves. Yoru just did that side step, bro. Damn, Yoru! Yoru's
going crazy right now. Oh my goodness, to tie it up, too. The 10-10 tie up. I just
started a new death counter that was the first one thank God thank you thank you
they so quick with it literally bro that reaction time is insane I I don't know
man my reaction time is declining there's no way there's no way I can keep up
with that but I can compensate I can compensate by pre-firing like one of
the one of you have mentioned in the chat already all I got to do is
pre-fire and I why react fast when you
just pre-fire right just predict where
they're gonna be they're fairly
predictable most people in Valorant are
fairly predictable so easy pre-fire
shots
How that wasn't a headshot dude that's crazy I guess not bro they were able to
5 of their shots, which is even crazier. Oh boy. Oh boy. No way
The self-revive is insane from Cloak
Self-revive goes hard. Oh look we're about to witness it
That's really cool, man. Dude, Cloak looks like an insane agent
They got self-healed they have to over heal them they somehow I don't know how it activates, but
That's crazy.
I don't know about that spray and pray though.
I do not know about that spray and pray.
Okay, we gotta tie it up. Let's do it. Let's do it.
We got this. We can tie this up.
I'm probably gonna have to save this round.
But if I do, they have a chance of winning, right?
That's how that works.
Mmmmmm.
Or nah.
How do you get to overtime again?
I totally forgot.
Bro, I totally forgot how to get to overtime.
I think it's going to be overtime no matter what if we get to 11-11, right?
Damn. Okay, let's just do this then.
I don't want to overthink it.
Let's just do this.
Oh
No, no, no, no, no
Nice deadlock
Hold on, let me do this.
Okay, you know what? I'll take advantage of that.
I'm gonna play a little sneaky.
Just a little bit, just a little bit.
Oh
No way bro. Oh my god, I can't believe I fumbled that I can't believe I fumbled that oh
Oh no!
Item flash too bro!
Uggggghhh!
My plan was so good too.
My plan was so good!
This can't be happening right now.
I agree.
Literally.
Can't be happening right now.
That's insane bro.
I can't believe I did that.
Oh my god, it was so easy. It was just literally so easy. I should have just threw another flash
I don't know what I was doing. I should have literally just threw another flash. I
Got so excited to kill him. I was like, oh my god, my clutch moment is here. Let me run at him
Thumbled so so hard
Might as well just try right might as well
Nice 3v3, I have my ultimate, I have to run a little bit in case Raze is like trying to
follow me.
I have a feeling they're all here so why don't we just, oh my god rotate a B, easy.
Easy bro, easy.
They both gotta be, they both gotta be A, thousand percent, thousand percent bro.
We're planting, right here, in the open.
Let me get full health.
And then we might need to do this.
One enemy remaining. Last player standing.
Come on, let's go!
That's what I'm talking about.
I did the also, I could buy time so that they wouldn't like rush.
So, I was guaranteeing that round.
Because no matter what I was gonna save time.
By slow playing the the duel so even if I lost that duel he wouldn't have had time to diffuse
That's how we play out here 200 IQ. That's how we play I
Can't buy you when I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I don't have money
All right one more round and we got this overtime just one more round
Said we play slow he did he really just pop his old that's wild where
She he he he she homie almost got me. I'm not gonna lie homeless on my homie almost got me
Nice
Oh, I think I got shots into him bro, I feel like I got shots into that one. Oh
Let's go. We got this we got this
here let me do this
let's go yeah yeah we managed to get it to overtime oh some death there man
that's right they don't do overtime practice mode let's go I wasn't
completely useless. Let's go. That's what I strive for. Not being completely useless.
Ooh, and we have to plant too. But you know what, we have momentum on the planting side.
Like we've been knowing what to do. So it's okay. I feel like if we would have got switched
to defending side
it would have been too late uh... what's the game plan now you know i'd rather
just keep this momentum
we've been doing good we know what to do
those footsteps
oh no
Well, we did it.
Victorious!
Oh my God, from one five.
Too almost losing.
Too winning!
God damn!
That was pretty good.
Not a bad practice game of Valorant,
I do say so myself.
Not bad at all.
Everybody in there is gonna go into their next game
Confidently swinging big swinging big
Let's go. I think we cannot play a game of competitive. I think we can do it
Whoo, that wasn't too bad man wasn't too bad at all. Oh
my goodness it was really crazy too because I
I
Just couldn't find my footing
I'm not gonna lie. I just I couldn't find my footing right mr. Piggy
Mr.. Piggy knows exactly what's up
Mr.. Piggy is my coach everyone
Matt round let's do it let's do it oh
Oh my lord, have mercy on me.
Breeze?
I kinda wanna insta lock Phoenix, but if I do, we're gonna make some enemies.
That's for sure.
Let me hover Phoenix.
I know everybody wants to have a rena on the team, but I just personally prefer Phoenix.
Oh, I think we can make this work then.
We got Smokes, we got Util, dude's Cypher, so it's between Yoru, it's between the
two Duelists.
There's rena, or there's Phoenix, Decisions, Decisions.
We could always do, you know, five man, five man, you too.
Hmm.
Actually, wouldn't mind playing like a KJ in the situation.
Double up on the you too.
Why not, right?
Why not?
Because then we don't have any entry.
That's why.
Oh yeah.
Oopsies.
I just remembered.
We don't have any entry.
I'm gonna go Phoenix
You could double up on the util for defending but like
Getting in there is another story
Getting in there would be the the tough part of the situation
Please pick another one here, which one did you want me to pick I just
I just didn't want to play anything that would have felt too like, I don't know how to use them, you know what I mean?
I haven't really practiced with any of the other agents.