you
You
What's up guys?
How's it going?
That's right.
GTA V is starting up.
I gotta wait.
It's a large file, bro.
A hundred gigabytes is big.
It's massive.
Maybe he is playing with Luna right now.
No, sadly not.
If only.
If only I was doing that.
She is in the other room.
In the other room.
And in order to get her, I'd have to close that door.
This one right here.
And I don't think I'm about that life right now.
It's hot.
the summer music thank you for joining me with these summer vibes how you guys
surviving your summer so far huh give me a little cutie I'ma get her in in the
stream soon I'm have to figure out a system to get her to stay for now look
who's joining us it's the summer piggy
Enjoying their little coconut.
Yeah, we're just waiting for now in the meantime.
We only have 25 gigabytes left.
I think it's about a minute per 10 gigabytes, which isn't that bad, if I'm being perfectly
honest.
It's not that bad.
I have pretty fast internet speed. I'm excited to dive into some GTA campaign
We'll see how it goes. I haven't played GTA in a long time long
We're talking like years. We're talking centuries
Centuries
It's not that bad it's so fast it's it's pretty fast
It's going pretty fast. I like it. I
Like that it's going fast
I haven't played like I said GT in a long time. It's gonna be an exciting
It's gonna be exciting thing I promise
I promise how much is your internet speed though like a gigabyte yet is
It's exactly a gigabyte man. I feel like I got a slouch all the way down. Sorry for being so lazy
God, I gotta work my posture. I can't be put my elbow down everywhere
posture up
Watch your check!
I like that it's going fast as well, mate.
It'll go by quick, I promise.
We just gotta wait it out.
Take a look at my Steam Library, by the way, in the meantime.
Look at this.
Well, we enjoy this coconut Caribbean music.
That's what I think of this music as.
Like this coconut vibe.
On the beach.
We got manor lords.
We got outcasts, Soma. Man, I got a complete Soma.
I forgot I had that game. Alone in the dark.
Parasocial was a lot of fun. Dredge
the mysteries out at sea. I was this close. It was between two games.
It was between Sea of Thieves or Grand Theft Auto.
I want to grant the thought, oh man. I want to grant the thought, oh you want to know why?
I'll show you why. How about that? I'll legitimately
I'll just show you why
It's because
See you have these
It's because look at this review, bro. I kind of trust this review to hold on
Look at this
So I was like, okay. This seems like my kind of game
Pirates, you know, you're out in the ocean and all that all that good stuff all that jazz very positive reviews, right?
basically five-star reviews look at this I'm gonna scroll down now I'm scroll
down look at this bro look at this review right here I'm gonna read it out for
those that are blind the game is fun and exciting the mechanics are cool sailing
a ship is a lot of fun finding loot is amazing as for the game itself I would
say it's a 10 out of 10 no problem so far no problem so far if anything it's
It's like encouraging you to get the game.
So it intrigued me.
Why do they not recommend this game?
With some minor issues here and there, like hit registration.
But the player base is probably the most toxic group of people in existence.
And that's exactly why.
That's exactly why, bro.
Let's say you're a new player, which would have been me.
By the way, that would have been me.
I would have been the new player.
You load into the game, grab a quest, set sail as soon as any other players see you,
no matter what they are doing, killing you and sinking your ship becomes their number
one reason to exist.
They will hunt you down to the edges of the map and you can't outrun them because they
have been playing longer and know all the tricks.
It's especially bad for solo players.
As you will most likely, oh, hold on, hold on, I appreciate the dramatic music that just
came up right when I was speaking about the bad part, but then they started talking, right?
They're talking over me.
So where were we?
As you will see most likely always be fighting groups of two or four players, right?
Even when people do talk to you with the in-game chat, they just say stupid stuff like you're
and then you suck, get good loser.
I mean, any, any, any, that's nothing for,
that's literally nothing for the communities like
League of Legends and Ballard though, right?
Now you gotta just suck up.
The players are twisted.
They enjoy watching others suffer.
They will take every chance they can to barrage you
with cannons and insults.
Even if they offer an alliance,
you cannot trust them because they can still kill you.
And most often will.
If there was a way to play the full game and get full rewards without having to worry about having a large group or more experienced players sneak up on you and sink your ship and spawn kill you for an hour, this game would actually be one of my favorite games of all time.
It's crazy man. That review really stuck with me.
I was like, damn, that would be my experience.
They're describing me.
I didn't wanna risk it.
I was like, oh, damn.
This one review alone got me to be like, hell no.
Hell no.
I will not test fate, bro.
And then I saw this review too, and I was like, damn.
So this really is a thing.
this really do be a thing huh so yeah I was like okay nice community nah nah
they're trying to get you to download the game they want they want the guppy
fish to arrive at sea so that they can just destroy your will as a human being
I wanted no part of that bro. I wanted no part of that
No risks. Let's go
It's true quadro a game this review is so ideal literally
Literally
That would be it of course man
Yeah, I don't know I was like I might try it eventually
But I didn't want that to be my first experience and if it is I almost would want to try it off
Bro, it got like snappy with the coconut music, huh? Hey, look at them go, bro. Look at them go. Hell, yeah
Bro, they just bought it, bro, I want to learn how to play that man
You can't you can't be at a Caribbean island and not have some steel-grown music, bro
Hold me in the background by me
I feel bad for base players because you gotta be so skillful at your job, but you see the
steel drummers, it's easy to move and groove.
Meanwhile, the base is very like, you gotta concentrate, and you're like, bro, is stiff
as a tree back there.
I mean, I guess the same with the dude in the background, dude with the drums, he's
he's kinda like uh...
you don't seem to be having a good time and
why are the two men frowning like this
i mean i guess they're all kind of frowning i mean she's
she's frowning she's the only one having a good time
why is that
there's only one having a good time bro i'd be there like hell yeah
hey there we go there we go there's a smile
there they're just concentrating
and you need like a lot of concentration when you play
instrument right? Oh la la. I don't know, I don't know. But yeah that's that's my that's my experience
with trying to decide if I wanted to play either with that game uh grant that thought or uh
Sea of Thieves. I was about to purchase Sea of Thieves before that review bro. That review just
sank my battleship. I did not want to be one of those new players. Imagine playing this type of
music for two hours straight I was planning to do that what do you mean I
was planning to do that I was literally my plan over the GTA gameplay it was
just gonna be that nice I just need to get myself one of those coconut bras you
know to match the vibe or like a coconut thong something like that for my
wrist has been hurting and no it is not what you think it is not what you think
It's hurting because I play competitive tennis at a professional level, okay?
I swear!
Alright, I think we're ready to go, bro.
Cut the summer music and let's see what happens.
Play Grand Theft Auto V, play GTA Online.
I want to play the campaign just because I haven't done it in forever.
Oh, hold on. Personal information needs to be entered.
We good running install script
English English language select
Portuguese Brazil
I'm sorry, I don't know what that one is.
That's not Russian, right?
Italiano?
Oh my god, that would be so funny.
Bro, imagine Trevor just yelling in Italian.
It'd be like Luigi.
All right, no, I think we're good.
Let's just do this, right?
I accept.
I love how they have this, and you're bound to it.
Who's going to be like, I've changed my mind?
I would like a refund, please.
Get my refund, goddammit!
And then print, bro, the print option too.
Oh, hell no.
You got to be a sicko if you click print.
You got to be a sicko.
Desktop, yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to fight the GTA.
Bro, who's gonna actually print that license out?
Like for what purpose?
What legal action are you taking after you read that?
The Rockstar Launcher has successfully installed
the system.
Let's go.
I had GTA V on Xbox, but ain't no way I am pulling out
the Xbox and I do plan to play
the cops and robbers version of GTA, I just kind of want to like, soft bro white?
Bruh.
Every time, man. Every, every fucking time, man.
Um, what is this? Why?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Meow.
Alright, let's see just be just in case I'm I'm already a member, but
Let me just create a new one a rock star account is required. Let's do it
Well, I should have kept the coconut he's gone
Hell yeah
That was Russian, was it?
I have no idea maybe for the only purposes.
Maybe, maybe.
Email not found.
Oh, I gotta actually click create a new account.
God damn.
And a new thing that says I gotta accept the policies and whatnot.
That's crazy.
Okay, bear with me now.
Bear with me now.
Oh man, okay, I think I'm almost there I'm about to finish
I'm like there, I'm so close, I'm so close.
Okay, I think it's done.
Wait, no, I don't want that.
Profile visibility.
Do I keep it on?
I don't think it matters, right?
Show my country.
Sure, why not?
My feed activity.
Who could see my wall?
Sure, why not?
Game's supposed to appear.
Hell no!
my game stats, a lot of platform frame comparison?
Hell no!
Email verification!
Blurrrrrrrrrrr!
Uh... Okay...
This should take a moment...
...and now you need to restart your PC, I swear to God if they actually...
If they actually...
No, there's no way.
This is all just account creation, right?
If I needed to restart anything, it probably would add to been later.
And now I gotta link my Steam account. Bro. It's crazy. All this for the PC version? I'm downskis.
Rockstar activation code? Please enter your rockstar activation code valid internet connection is
required where do I understand that these items will be permanently attached oh well
hell good thing I'm on the the piggy scene right now
Enable cloud saves.
I mean sure.
What's the repercussions of not doing it?
Oh damn, I think we're good.
I think?
Why is it in windowed mode?
Why are we in window mode I don't like that can I go to the screen not yet oh
My god with fun hey
Why is there a leaderboard I'm just playing the campaign it's not that deep it's not that deep for a leaderboard, bro
I'm just playing the campaign
It's been a while. I remember it starts off with like a bank robbery or something, right? I
Tried the f11 key did not work
That was a long adventure without even playing this game literally. Oh shoo whoo she I
Don't remember her. I'm trying to love it again. Did not work
Well, what's with this load screen somebody said in the reviews that uh, it did have a long load screen
hopefully not too long but we're gonna start soon Los Santos
I can't wait to play the mod versions, beg some robbers, making new friends, oh my
Oh my god, can you imagine making new friends?
Not me.
What's his name again?
Vince?
Vincent?
This guy's name is Vincent, right?
There's Trevor, Vincent, and who else?
Hopefully it'll take less time, literally.
In the bottom right corner, you can see it says initializing.
So yeah, one day, we'll get there eventually.
I have no idea I haven't played at all.
You're ke-
WHAAAAAT?!
No way.
Bro, there's no way.
What do you mean?
This better not be a, oh, hell.
Watch all my personal information pop up, Jesus.
How to resolve, oh, this is just like common knowledge,
apparently.
How to resolve this?
Downloading the question.
When trying to run GTA, I'm getting the following errors.
Fail to initialize.
How do I resolve it?
Download and install a Rockstar game launcher.
Really?
I gotta do that, sign into your account,
click the avatar on the top right,
select redeem code, enter your Rockstar.
Sorry, I already activated the code.
That's weird, bro, what do you mean?
So I just launched it again.
Let me try launching it again, but
look at Mr. Piggy in the meantime.
Windows Defender Firewall has blocked some features
from Granthothotto.
I mean, does it matter?
Let's try again.
Try again.
Wanna play?
Hold on, it's probably gonna pop up.
Boo-bing!
Please, enter account information.
Don't forget, mothers, maiden name, social security.
What was the name of your first pet?
What is your favorite city to live in?
All that stuff.
We're going again.
Round two.
Bro, it took so... Okay, but this is new. This is new right here. ReelsBlood are assigned in.
I didn't have that before. I didn't have all that before, so I think we're good now.
We're still in window mode for some reason, but I'll take it as long as we can play.
Please. And also... Okay, this is new. We got this. Easy display calibration.
You should be able to distinguish all the segments in the bar below the logo
The rock star logo itself should be visible. Yeah, I mean that's pretty good
It's pretty good story mode, baby
Wait, can I go fullscreen now?
Apparently not
Maybe in the game I got to do it I
I did click F11 again. I did.
I know I finally made it.
I'm gonna have like no time to play this too because I gotta go soon.
So thank you. Thank you for joining me on
downloading GTA 5 in
in windowed mode too.
Let's go, let's go!
Puss, can I go full screen now?
Display.
Camera?
No, it wouldn't be camera.
where's the I see audio options where's the video option is a game brief map
settings now it'd be in settings for sure what the heck advanced graphics video
memory high resolution shadows off damn they really think my PC can't handle it
I can't go for all graphics might be
might be it screen type window good call but I can't switch it but I can't switch it
But I can't switch it. Why? Why is it windowed? Can I lose it real quick?
Why on earth, right, is it windowed? How to go full screen GTA 5 PC edition?
And the settings menu, including graphics,
tab will contain various options.
Locate the screen mode option in the graphics tab.
Screen mode.
I don't have that, right?
I mean, it would have been here, screen type, yeah.
Damn, how to go full screen in GTA 5, bro?
Make it full screen.
Something more powerful than you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What do you think is working, Hapden?
Really going.
Keep new settings.
No!
But I can't do anything here.
It's not letting me...do I gotta go like this?
Oh!
Excellent.
The mouse wasn't selecting the option.
We're good, we're golden.
I think?
Nice.
Keep it.
Nice.
Sorry, it was gonna bug me.
entire time. It can't be enjoyable to watch anyway. Alright, we're back!
Uh, use the phone to trigger, how do I bring it up? What was that button? Yeah,
let's do it. Press to view the contact list, and then we detonate.
You
So we out of here we gotta start sprinting right
You got the money
$2,000 that's it oh never mind never mind 95k oh now we got 179k damn okay I mean
still that's kind of low in this economy that's kind of low bro oh shoot not the
face reveal not the dream face reveal just switch hold all to show the
available characters. What? Okay. What do I do, bro? To switch hold LL. Oh, okay. Use
just select a character and release. Got you. Easy peasy. Okay, that makes sense.
for grieving later. Yeah, you got that right.
Damn.
179k apiece, huh?
I'm setting the charges.
We're out of time.
We're gonna break this up.
Do it, do it.
Press Q again and lean cover.
You can go also move.
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
oh no
What the fuck is this?
Don't be as dumb as you look.
Get in there, face it.
Who's that?
We good there's like one more dude behind that van
We just go let's just go bro. What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do?
There's more what do we go? What do we do?
Go go go go go I'm reloading bros
Where where where where? Where's the fucking car, man?
Damn, Trevor's got some shots, huh? What do we have? Like five stars? Ain't the tanks supposed to come out at five stars?
I can't see let's go here
I'm reloading
Go go go go go
It's so many
I'm going in!
Where are we going?
Oh shoot.
Po-po!
You can see the cars on the main map, right?
Yeah.
No.
Not really.
Is he dead?
Oh shoot.
That's our getaway car? Am I driving?
I'm not driving.
I do not remember those two goondas.
Trevor's got that dog in him.
Oh shoot.
Damn successful getaway.
Alright I see my minimap now.
I see my mini map. Hold S to break a reverse, got you.
Woo!
Oh shoot, this ain't the turn! Bro, that was the wrong turn!
Sorry, boys. Minor detour.
oh my god are we gonna make it whoa oh shoot that's definitely gonna cause some
Concursions
Oh Blondie's still alive. I thought he would have died from that
What stick to the bucket plan come on
Where the fuck's the chopper
The heck is this guy? Oh, no, not bondy
It's the double-cross oh
Oh shoot!
Fold the cops off. I got this!
I'm reloading. Oh my god, bro. There's too many of them. This is it
This is it
This is where we say our prayers, bro
In a way we bought this pen jail time
Jail time, maybe not. Oh
Oh shoot!
Man, she looks like she's fucked.
Does Trevor escape? I don't remember that part.
Yeah, that's not bad then if you did
After all that
Was the best outcome right there besides Vincent
Or was it Michael I keep calling Vincent
Naughty boy.
You're not.
He ain't dead yet.
Y'all saw it.
He ain't dead yet.
the the ghost of michael is here
and i was pretty invigorating
i like that i like that a lot
your son james
he's a good kid
a good kid
is he up for fucking poor?
no. he escaped though. he sits on his ass all day
I don't remember that.
This guy kind of reminds me of Ray Laoda.
And that dude's like an early Bob Ross.
These were the opportunities I had. At least I took them.
And where did these opportunities get you, Michael?
They gotta be right.
Fuckin' here.
The end of the road.
With a big house and a useless kid,
and I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a shit.
Oh, I'm livin' a dream, baby.
And that dream is fucked. It is.
Fuckin' fucked.
Let it all out.
I think I just did.
Oh well I think that's all we have time for. At the same time next week. I guess.
I can't tell you, I ain't too sure this shit is working for me.
Well a sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process.
Embrace it. Whatever you say, dad.
Chew all right all right
How did we escape we take our own death currently are we working with the CIA I
Remember hot out
Damn look at that classic Los Santos a classic Los Santos
Hold them so bad. Damn was that muscle beach?
Hell yeah
Hey, this is getting me excited for GTA 6
I
Love to bring in a more Davis products
No
Actually, yeah
That's right there yelling stairs
Good luck now. Appreciate it. Make it your stupid ass song
Don't you ask him if he knows the fucking owner?
Or better yet, do some sky riding in the reeds.
There's a couple niggas here about to boost some cars
in case somebody didn't realize, see?
What you don't realize is we ain't boosting.
This shit is legit business.
Legit?
Oh yeah, I forgot, huh?
401Ks, tax returns and all?
Yeah, right.
You the one all pumped up on doing this, Nick, nigga?
I'm getting my money in the hood.
I'm straightforward.
I'm cool.
You cool?
Cool what?
Slanging dope and throwing up gang signs?
Yeah, right.
Whatever, homies.
me
we told them
the spin-off right here
we sent you a little shit
get your ass in me
you've been yo ass fool
always trying to boss somebody
come on
oh shit
damn
just make him what's got the baby there
yeah
how do we go in the sneak move
oh
What do we do what do we do we choose in we choose in red or we choose in white?
I don't know whites kind of slick
Whites kind of slick
You always was old choosy motherfucker
Let's do it
I'm liking the white
You're falling hard with the drop
I'm not a jazz b
Whatever nigga it ain't gonna make you go no faster
Hit me on the speakerphone I'm moving
Damn
Hey let's go let's go
Let's go.
Oh shi-
I'm not trying to scratch this thing.
Oh my god, bro.
I haven't driven in GTA.
I gotta get my license first.
Oh shi-
Oh, hell no.
Damn, I didn't even read the cheat sheet that it was showing me.
Oh, shoot. No, no, no, I'm coming through!
I'm coming through. We can't let him beat us.
Oh, hell no!
Oh my god.
Not the paint job going downhill.
It's okay. Nothing but some spit and paper towels can't fix. Jesus Christ. It's alright,
it's alright. Literally nothing a sham wow cannot buffer out. Oh you gotta move it. Holy
Christ y'all the good news is I haven't killed the person yet. Oh
Use that's how you the brakes bro now they tell me after I've destroyed this vehicle now they tell me bro I
Was wondering where the brakes were oh
My good gracious
Hold up. We're taking a shortcut. We're taking a shortcut
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my goodness.
I gotta get my license.
Oh, Jesus!
Hey, nobody's dead, though.
Nobody's dead.
not a single civilian has been hit with this reckless driving oh he went this
way oh we're good we're good it was it was telling me to hold control while I
was in the air but I don't know why oh shoot oh we're catching up oh we're
catching up oh watch out Jesus
whoo oh my god bro hey what did you say what did that civilian just say oh my
Frickin God, damn
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good
This car is still worth something, okay?
Well, I'm having a heart attack on that one Jesus Christ Jesus
Oh, I ain't you sure that joke works, dawg?
Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god.
I love how he doesn't have a single scratch on his car.
you
of
What is playing on the radio right now Jesus why are you jumping in front of the car oh
she's still alive though thank God for the cutscene because I was about to kill somebody
right there I'm pretty sure I was about to hit that old man but luckily the cutscene
Saved us let's go
I could not have said better myself, but seriously, maybe he's not a racist, but I don't think that he is man enough for a car like this.
Wait a second.
This guy right here, you know? You hear him a high, that's a real man's car.
I think you are right Lamar, you get a tax rebate. I understand. Money isn't an issue.
Money isn't an issue.
I
Gotta go hey see me I'm out
Hey, but I actually want to see what happens
Which car is mine this one
I
Right
Shoot that was close
Got to love the GTA 5 dialogue.
You gotta love it.
Oh shoot.
How are you supposed to do those shark turns?
Where are we going right here?
We're really parked.
We're going that driveway.
Can y'all hustle?
Let's go!
Sunday walking.
Call me.
Save vehicles by parking them in the garage
Hey, that's just a common knowledge to me
Oh, no
Better yet, maybe Tanisha call your dog after she ever stop fucking with that brand-serving lawyer she's fucking with, never.
Jesus.
He told him.
Oh, that's all he could say in return, too.
What?!
Now we gotta go to a barbershop. That's our objective.
Barbershop.
Okay, baby. I see what the thing is.
Franklin's health can be restored by walking over health packs or eating food from bedding
machines and shops.
Sleeping on the bed will save the game in advance time.
Is that what we want to do right now?
Save progress at any time mission using the quick save button on the phone.
Okay.
Damn, that's our wardrobe.
We got two shirts.
shirts two pants all right mission past on a mission past you'll be a word to
score based on the mission challenges what like not totaling that vehicle what
now are we supposed to change how do we change I'm not getting any options
prompted hey what was that what was that I just saw some was that the blimp has
now been a lot call the blimp contact on your phone for a blimp delivery what is
that the heck is a blimp delivery email tanisha marks what's going on here oh
shoot oh shoot we're spelling some T on this one F I don't know why I'm writing
to you but trust me it is not because secretly I want to get back together oh
Okay, I don't, not now, not ever, oh shoot, you are who you are and that is that.
I waited and I waited and nothing changed and now I'm seeing someone else and I'm finally
happy.
After all that, I went through all, after all that I went through with my brothers passing,
I know that life, I know that life that you live ain't for me, I always knew that, I ain't
got the strength, I don't want it.
I want something else and that thing ain't money.
I guess what I'm saying is goodbye.
You'll always be my friend.
You know that, but that is it.
Tea.
Oh, shoot.
She really needed to write that though.
I'm gonna live off happily now.
See ya.
Damn.
Okay.
Responses.
Tea, don't say that.
You do your thing right now, but wait for me.
We meant for each other.
You know that.
Love it.
say that okay is that what we have to say it is what it is how do I get back
bro how do I get back damn I definitely didn't want to say that okay what
about this blimp thing oh it's in my contacts right they live blimp where's
Where's the blimp do?
What's the blimp?
Damn!
Where's the nearest blimp location?
I didn't get that memo.
so do we just a weapon cannot be equipped in the same house whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
quick GPS interaction menu make myself scarce girl eat or drink a beer
I mean, that's how we replenish our health, right?
Do not scream at me, please.
I'm not screaming at you.
But I might be.
All right.
I think for now, this is a good start.
This is a good start.
Mission pass.
No fails.
tuned up the car slightly, but that's about it. What are we watching over here?
Can I sit down with you?
Huh?
That's all they're getting in this time right? Oh no, Tanisha replied. Hold on. Hold on before
we go. Tanisha replied. Let's pull up the phone. What she say? She replied to me. No.
You got it wrong. We ain't meant for each other. You gotta understand there is always
you
unscathed
look, we've been working together for a long time
unscathed, baby
which is why I am very honored to announce to you
that you are employee of the month
ha ha ha
congratulations
hell yeah
it wasn't easy picking a winner
wasn't easy at all
me?
Lamar?
your nephew Sergeant with the Twitch?
look man, it's been a real honor, homie
I gotta move forward in my life
they say like all I do is let people tell me what to do
and I do it and nothing changes
I tell you what, Michael
You tell me exactly what you want and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be what today is repossessing
vehicles that fools have purchased and
Exorded in interest rates, but
Together I never had
black
breath
I
Love GTA man
That's so good. Hell yeah. Oh don't look jealous now. Don't be like jealous now.
Nah, he's actually angry. That's crazy.
This employer the mother shit man when it's some shit to be one goddamn it I want it
I'll give a fuck damn Lamar chill chill
You could have it bro
Look what you did man
Good freaking Simon did causing this family feud between us bro
Today is nothing just a bike hasn't made the payment at all some kid that this future beach his name is a step on
Is he in a gang?
Seriously enough, I did nothing quiet when he brought the bike.
We got work to do, uh, employee of the month.
Oh, fuck.
Damn you.
Sheee!
Yes, ma'am.
I said, I said, hey.
Oh, my God.
Listen, where my red carpet at, huh?
Vespucci Beach.
Where my red carpet at?
Vespucci Beach.
Get a shot right here.
I never took you to be an old hairstylist type bitch, but now it's all starting to make
I'm on my way
Now that we got Lamar in the passenger seat and he jealous as
slack
We're gonna be driving reckless
I think I scratched my vehicle like slightly
only about across the street
not the talk of truck
not the talk of truck lay me out
I'm trying my Darnedest to not crash this vehicle while Lamar is yapping away at 100 miles an hour.
I'm driving 100 miles an hour. Lamar yapping 100 miles an hour. Oh shoot, my bad. I did not do that by the way.
I've been framed
Oh no, buh-god
Is that blood oh my god, bro, I may have murdered her
I may have actually murdered her holy smacks
Can you turn subtitles on?
Oh, is it not on?
I didn't even notice.
You write about that? Hold on.
Where do we get that in the game, most likely?
Replay mission credits?
Actually, it'd be in the settings, right?
Display.
Subtitles.
On.
Hell yeah.
Hey, I said oh my damn it select. What the breath? There we go
Hey, that's rude Lamar that's rude, bro
Yeah, this feels like setup this feels like a stinky setup man. We got walk my dumpsters. Probably why it's stinky, too
I gotta catch up to the Marmin
Hey, we on the wrong side of this bridge.
Jog up a little bit.
You should know, a block makes a difference.
Hey, hey, hey, hold up.
This is one of these locked up.
Search the garages.
What are we looking for, the Bugatti?
I'm the late motherfucker.
You ain't here.
That wasn't it.
Oh, hell no.
My power's a detective.
Bro, you just gonna be standing there?
You coulda-
You coulda been openin' this one while I was openin' the other two, man.
Oh, this is set up.
Oh, this is set up, bro.
Oh!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, hell.
grab that heat where where oh my frickin whole tab to bring up the weapon thing
oh got you okay I forgot what was my is it cute oh there we go there we go where
he at get down Lamar oh shoot I'm reloading hey get out of that porta
party let's go let's go let's go let's go
Oh mama
The shotgun, where's the shotgun at?
Oh shoot
Oh that hedgehog
Where I don't see anybody bro. Oh, I see him now
Oh, we almost had him. We almost had him
Hell no, you ain't going anywhere. Now, where you going?
Who else to shoot? Oh, they up top
Yeah
He's getting away bro hustle Lamar hustle we gotta chase him down right let's go let's
go let's go hurry up hurry up hurry up
come on come on come on come on
let's get him hope i want to get paid
damn
we need more 25 with an ale
we massacred those motherfuckers
shit
hey he's right about that though
man you lost him already
that's a monster fuckin' boy
man it's because you took so long jump in the fence
oh my god we can't drive that way
can't drive that way
i don't want to hurt anybody
No, no, no, no, he's not getting away. What's wrong with my vehicle, man? It's like moving to the side a little bit. Oh
shoot
No, I missed my turn. It's okay. Jesus Christ buddy. Don't walk behind my vehicle. Oh
My god, bro, this thing is so difficult to drive
See in the garage? Jesus.
Jesus!
Which way did he go? He must have went up.
He must have went up. Bro, is he back on his-
Oh my god, I feel like I'm in Austin Powers right now, where I'm like stuck in a little golf cart.
Unable to move. If homing was just gonna leave through that garage,
I could have just- I could have just went this way. Why is every single tree spawning in front of me?
Okay, we're okay. We're okay. We're okay
Hey, I'm just saying the brakes don't really work on the same
Out of my way hey, I might need to steal another vehicle
This one's about to blow up
What oh the biker escaped I thought I died from that crash. I was like hell no
Bro, that was that was hard. What do you mean, bro? That was hard to catch that dude
Frickin Lamar holding me back, bro
Lamar holding me
No, ain't no way
Ain't no way my spine just cracked like that
Goddamn
crazy motherfucker why we have to go go go go go okay at least we know the route
bro why are you driving right when I'm okay okay we got this I wouldn't
bro I swear Lamar is the worst passenger to have in a high-speed chase
Now we got this we got this chill chill
How'd that happen
How'd that happen, bro?
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. He's gonna go through the garage. We can oh Jesus. Hey, man
That's on you. That's on you
That's on you bro.
Wooo!
Did he not go in the garage?
Oh, we almost had him. We almost had him bro.
We almost had him bro.
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Hold while aiming, what do you mean?
Are you shooting?
Bro, why is the car there?
Oh my god.
you
Oh
Shit
What's that
What is it the car wash?
Bruh!
Man that was a crazy mission.
Fuses.
Damn.
Assets of a dead man big sick and cheap asshole. We ain't going to need the nigga. I'm gonna keep this motherfucker for myself
Yeah, send me and we couldn't recover
Bro committee mass murder for a
Cardioship is not it
It is not the move
Mission pass. Let's go
Hey, that's how we clean that's how we keep our employee of the month status. That's how we do it right there
All right, now we follow the rules bro now we follow the rules the laws of Los Santos. It's a red light
That's what we got to do man. Oh
That was crazy
I'm trying to keep it clean, bro. Hey, you better not walk in front of me. You better not walk in front of me
Lamar
Stretch is getting out homie stretch. He's bids almost done. We're gonna be holla you dog. We don't holla you dog. Okay
Well, why are they crossing the street right when I'm like about to turn in let's go let's go homie
move it
For good measure bro for good measure you're taking a sweet time, and I didn't like it wait hold up why
Why is the garage closed now? We got to go in the front
Oh right here
Whoo, that's crazy
Oh, we're doing another job already
than we can get back to that crazy one interest rate payments just go and get it
the house is a hamster of eclipse it's an SUV some rock for hills that is going
nonsense don't worry about it try to bring the car back in good condition I got
Hey, I got this easy good condition no problem
Good conditions my needle last and second-last name
Let's go
Just take a look at my car as an example easy
Is that usher oh hell yeah
Oh
Hell yeah, I'm away folks
I'm on repo duty. Oh hell what's Simon calling me bro? I'm driving
I did you change your mind when I discovered that you betrayed me?
Perhaps.
I hear you took the bike for yourself, my employee.
No, Lamar!
You and me, Lamar, was don't get that back to you, dog.
Oh, I am sure you will get this car off the daddy's boy, and then we talk.
Insurance papers say they have a locked garage, so you will need to gain access from inside
the house.
Oh, my God.
You
Frickin Lamar man only mad jealous my employee the month
Oh my god, what's me?
No, why'd you speed up? Why did you speed up bro? There's no way
Why don't we speed up like that?
find a way into the house we can't just
am I getting far from it from my mission we'll go through the back
will I just go through here although bro they got a tennis court that's crazy
Man, this is a nice house.
Yeah, I can't just go like this.
Maybe I gotta go to the tennis court.
Oh.
Why does this guy have weak angles?
Every time I jump, I hope he can't land on his feet.
Entering a stealth mode.
Well, when stealth mode moves around, it'll generate less noise.
Damn, that's a nice tennis court, bro.
That's a nice house in general.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, did I say to sprint?
I did not say to sprint.
phones literally to reach the open window climb onto the car
oh I see it oh I see it
he did not he did not
Retrieve the car oh damn oh damn we got a
of that. Which way is the garage? This way? Oh, let's go! I think we got it. Oh, we got
it! And we're out of here! Oh, wait a second, isn't it? Okay, good. I was about to say,
the gate locked not a scratch baby not a scratch we are professionals
whoa
got you Simon better keep that employee in the month picture up because
Look around just keep dragging where you're going. I come on man
What's the repo job?
Bro, it's him
Considered my son just got the car and looking at the way you're going about my guess. You're working a credit
We got played
Yeah, maybe one day we'll have a beer and I'll explain how the world really works
who gives you the slip a car traffic in Los Santos is crazy can we move of
course it's a car right there to me and mr. get Terry and board this out how to
scratch hell yeah
Oh my god, bro, that was close.
Ooh, red light though, red light, there's a lot of traffic, can I like scoochie in here
or is someone gonna hit me?
Where?
Here?
All right
Yeah
It'll blame me
What
What's up with this? Oh
Oh hell you're not even gonna put up a fight, huh? You're just gonna be taking this? You're gonna be taking this beating, Simon?
Jesus!
Yeah, damn.
He actually called me a racist, bro.
Yeah, did he agree to have some fuck break into my fucking house?
I-I have fucked away!
I think you might be a fucking idiot.
But you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of shit.
Don't make me have to come back here.
And now we got to get home
I
Pro Lunar didn't even flinch
Simon biting the curb in 4k literally
Simon really did bite that curb. All right
We got to get back home. What do we do? Do we take the bus the Los Santos transit? Hey, don't hit me
I'm trying to get on board. Let's go
Oh shoot I didn't know I was getting this dude off.
Damn my bad homie.
Alright where you people gotta go?
Uh, bus coming through.
Alright where you people gotta go.
I'll take you to your stops first.
I'm fine with that.
I'm okay with that.
Amanda, Michael, you bought that corp but never used it.
My grip and ball control has deft improved.
Coach is very hard on me.
Oh, shoot.
Hey, that's some, that's some double meaning right there from Amanda.
Was she trying to say about the coach?
Was she trying to say about that coach?
Being very hard.
What?
Hey, bus coming through, man.
I'm sorry.
Bus coming through.
It is what it is.
I work for the city, okay?
I work for the city, I'm just doing my job.
Alright, anybody got to stop here?
Bus coming through, bus coming through!
A-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa garbage truck!
Only one government employee at a time, please.
Hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Alright now we're cruising.
Oh Nelly.
Damn is that a statue of a horse?
Bro, how do you honk in the sand?
How do you honk?
move it go go go and that's a nice horse that is a nice horse yeah the
coach is sassy coach is up to something coach is up to no good business
I'm just trying to get back home
Bro, why are you driving into me? That's the real question. Why are you driving into me?
Which way is home this way?
Open up. Hey everybody everybody on the bus. We're making a quick pit stop
This is my home feel free to
Grab a water nothing else though, please
Nothing else but water.
Woo!
Hey, we got a mission passed.
Let's go.
Just say honk.
Literally, man.
Literally, that's what I gotta do.
Onk, onk.
Sleep in the bed to save your game.
Let's go.
Sheee.
We went from the slums to the non-slums in Los Santos.
Damn, look at that fireplace.
Okay, chill with it, chill.
I like the European vibes.
We got that nice European vibes in this house.
Uh, we're just going home, right?
Hey, are we about to walk in on Coach and Amanda right now?
Because I don't want to see it.
Hey, that's the...
Oh!
Why the fuck not? He is not staying the night! He's a god!
Damn.
Yeah, damn.
hell yeah. tune it all out. where are we listening to it? oh hell yeah. yeah I don't know. I
I don't know if this guy was chill like that.
Oh no.
Can I help you, sir?
I don't care.
What can I do for you?
See, I just can't even bother to see if there's something I can help you with.
I see you're doing well for yourself.
I'm retired.
Ain't you a big young for the pipe, you slipper, you stand out of fucking sunset?
Yeah, I've been in this game for a lot of years.
I got out alive.
That makes me the right age.
You look like a big kid.
if you want my advice give the shit up you work hard screw over everybody that you love
hurt rod kill indiscriminately and maybe just maybe if you're lucky you become a three-bit gangster
it's bullshit go to college and you rip people off we'll get paid for it you gotta strive for the
three big games his lifestyle is actually the size house it is it is
I mean much as I can so that's why you can't buy me right maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot
Thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the fuck you doing on this earth
Jesus
Tell you what
At least I can do is buy you that fear
Oh
We in business now
It's our son Jimmy
Oh shoot trying to show it. I know you didn't want it so but I need money
Yeah, dammit Jimmy boy is in trouble
Get on in let's go let's go we got to rescue the boat
possibly Jimmy possibly oh my god the bus is still here I can't believe it it's
blocking my way though Jesus all right there we go there we go you slip
through
About my boat. Yeah, I am
Really gonna turn like that when you see me speeding down at 200 miles an hour
Unbelievable
So I might help you get his bow back right now you are my friend oh my way
There it is! That's my boat!
You're just gonna fucking hurt, man!
No way! It's attached!
It's getting away! Not my yacht!
Oh, shoot, he's driving fast with that thing, too.
We got a planer!
I was even able to do that!
Once I get it stuff close, you'll report to the park.
More like the farm in your traffic sport.
You'll be fine.
If anything happens, I got a piece of the club watch.
I'll cover you.
Don't get me in the park.
So what are we doing?
And Jimmy's on that boat, too
What are we doing? I
Thought he was gonna jump
There we go, oh shoot, okay. I'm coming I'm coming
Oh
That's what I'm talking about frankly, oh shoot I gotta pay attention
I
My supposed to oh we did it hey all that valor training come through
Land in my dink shots
hold on hold on I'm coming I'm coming homies are on fast though
We got him. We got him. But I did have to slow down to do that. Hey, we're gonna run
over him too. No, don't you dare. Don't you dare. I got you, bro. I'm gonna get you.
Why didn't you?
Woo!
Oh, shit!
We can't leave, we can't leave Homie Franklin!
What do we do?
You got this!
There we go!
What about the boat
We got to get that boat back come on
Bro
No, not the boat bro
Hey
All right, all right, damn can't believe we actually lost our boat. That's crazy
Listen Jimmy the thing might be more valuable than you at this point
Not that it's all we do is scream at each other. No wonder I can't get a job
It's all your fucking fault or it's not but it's partly your fault
I mean, I just want to impress you by selling my book to some gang bangers
I know it sounds dumb when you put it like that
All you do is daydream or get angry
I don't know if daydream or get angry
Assholes right now
Jeez
Oh my god
It's all good you're gonna go get this car fixed anyway
I'm my way people. I'm my way god damn it. Hey what's that? Ignorance is bliss.
It's gone man. I can ask around. Don't worry. Are they siblings?
I'll call the insurance company you cover for fire and theft right?
I'm guessing they don't get too many piracy claims on the great ocean
I hate paperwork. Hey, so we got that insurance money. Let's go
Oh
This is the wrong way hold up hold up hold up
Whatever
Sounds like Franklin's body during the crew you know who we haven't heard from yet
Trevor
Hold me slow live. We know that
should be cool a couple thousand man watch it cost like $200 watch it cost
200
hey Jimmy and I about to be best friends watch
Jimmy and I are about to be best friends
Get your vehicle and respray to lose your one level let's go
I'm on my way
Ubler macht Sentinel let's go we got the free repair
That's it full body repair and engine service
No, why what else breaks lights
I mean, I guess we're good right armor upgrade damn how much money do we got we got 2,000
What if we do a different color respray
Okay.
Oof.
Chrome?
What's your annual?
1200.
Let's do it.
Item purchase.
Let's go.
Okay.
What else?
What about the secondary color?
Take a look at Chrome.
Peace.
you
Oh, we got a red light!
Hey, I'm trying to scratch up this vehicle.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You play right to slaughter?
No, not since the first combat.
Okay.
I'll take a man of fish and you'll feed me.
Hey, we're taking the long way.
I mean, it's a shortcut.
The body I leave his wife and sail into the sunset with girls he picked up in that year.
Oof!
Very nice.
Oh my god, bro.
There's no way I didn't crash into those two vehicles.
I thought for sure.
Beep.
Not the bus block in the entrance, I can't holy Christ this bus has come back to
harm me like crazy
oh man that was a spot with the song that was coming on to me. Banger detected
exactly exactly.
Oh, I believe you, Jenny. I believe you, Jenny.
Jesus Christ. At least we got... Hey, the bus is coming back in handy. Look at that.
Look at that. We got our bus back. Let's go
We got new contacts. We got Michael. We got Jimmy a
bus coming through
Bus coming through. Oh, is that our vehicle right there? Hold on. I don't want to lose our vehicle though as much as I love this bus
We're just gonna cause traffic and leave it right there
Garage properties are now available. Let's go
Rob's liquor whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa slow down
I'm trying to get in my vehicle
Oh, oh Simon's on
You do not just say
That's crazy, that's crazy, you actually said that.
You should have taken the bullet!
They should have pierced your scranium.
Brains splattered across the dashboard before you came to my...
you
Oh my god, don't bring up Tamisha!
She ain't got nothing to do with this.
Nothing.
Nothing. Oh, was I supposed to was I supposed to go in the car? Okay. I thought we were walking goddamn
Jesus Jesus tongue and chill. I don't even know my vehicle works right now
What's going on over here
What in the
God damn
must be high so I told you I don't do that shit no more I mean I'm baby those
now and again just for the taste whatever you say girl come on
hey don't be judging me like that I'm just I'm just trying to get to our
destination. Liquity split. What is it over here?
Let's go Tanya, keep it up. Oh, it's this truck.
All right, Tonya, let's go, let's go.
God, pick up the pace, girl.
Pick up the pace.
God damn.
Okay.
Excuse you Jesus
Damn Tanya, I thought we family
And Tanya, I thought we were family what kind of offer is that?
that's crazy hey at least you take care of family though
hard to focus on the target got you okay I've seen JB do this a hundred times
back up close make sure the hook is down and it should slide right okay
I
Got to get out of my way, bro
Jesus Christ! Move! Move!
Nah, I'm going, I'm going. I better not drive.
pain bills for real because i could have sworn it was me out here towing cars for
him and looking damn fine doing it too baby
yeah pine uh pine is spicy pine is real spicy this is the future okay we make the job where
they got the areas marked they get real finicky when we don't leave it in the right place oh my
Jesus.
Bro, I can't even back up in this thing.
Alright, here we go.
Or am I dropping it all?
We'll just back it up.
Oh hell no. Why is it so complicated? I have an idea, I have an idea. We're taking her
back around. Nah, don't you dare. I'm going first. I've got an idea.
Perfect.
How?
Are you good?
H, drop out of the vehicle.
Damn.
That's it?
Mission pass!
Let's go.
Hey, Michael's available now, let's go.
Okay.
I'm going to get you.
Okay.
Hey, Michael's available now. Let's go.
Hey, let's get out of this thing.
It drives so slow.
But look at my fresh squeaky clean vehicle.
All right, let's take a look at the map.
Where are we going? We got the house we can go to. We got uh,
we got Michael too right I saw the end somewhere I don't know where it is now
how do I go down how do I look at the man oh damn he's all the way over there
I kind of I kind of want to go there though I want to be chilled with Michael
You can already see how I can hit a thousand people. What do you mean?
First of all, I've hit like maybe two people at most and I'm pretty sure they survived. Okay. I
Am pretty sure all limbs were intact
No major no major casualty. All right
Hey, I'm turning y'all careful
Oh my god, they're so close.
Damn, we all know it was his fault too.
He like pulled up slightly.
That was all him.
You're driving kinda slow on the freeway, buddy.
Oh god!
That was the wrong exit
But now we back on track
Wait
Wrong exit
Wrong one
Bro would have taken me all the way around to
Oh my god, I swear he's fine somebody call 911 and he'll be totally fine
Just give him a little mouth-to-mouth.
Homie will be totally fine.
Little mouth-to-mouth is fine.
Oh god, I hate this street.
There's like nowhere to go around these cars.
On the red light.
Damn, we really went across town.
Woo!
Hell yeah!
I don't want to damage the property, you know.
Got to respect Michael and all.
Hey, where's that chrome vehicle?
What the hell?!
Oh, that's some...
That's some fun... Family drama right there!
Oh, shoot.
She fucked the frick in my back.
Bullshitin'.
It wasn't like that.
You win.
Fuck it, I'm in.
Let's wall.
Let's get this motherfucker.
Just don't kill him!
Damn.
Is it the tennis coach?
Oh my god, it is.
Follow the tennis coach.
Let's go.
We're not, we're not killing him, right?
What are we doing?
Okay, home.
What happened?
Guy founds my wife.
What happened?
Geez
Damn
Hold on oh shoot, it's a narrow street man. Oh shoot
Oh no!
CRO!
Goddamn!
Okay, good, we were meant to lose him.
I was like, Goddamn!
What do you do to avoid that?
Oh, we're gonna find him.
That's him, right?
That's him up there.
I'm not a fucking professional.
the truck I can't with one of those supports up there you've been a pull
this dead down and that's pretty cool my marriage down you really gonna be this
fucking dramatic you know whatever I told you I can't the session but I've
called the session damn you were working on more than just a backhand
backhand is come a long way bro
I
He's off of you, my applaud.
You fucking motherfucker!
Who?
And we'll see how you like it when someone fucks with your shit.
Well, hey, wait!
You got the one-eyed dead pal!
Fuck!
Damn, we're about to do this.
Here we go!
We'll take down his whole house.
Let's see what happens!
Don't drop Bobby's face!
Oh, shoot!
Oh shit!
Oh
Fuck his ass. Yeah, fuck him. But what's he really trying to pull that dude house off the fucking hill?
Then we were trying to teach him a fucking lesson. I'm not asking this bitch to get your ass lessened, man.
Maybe he'll keep it on the court and out of my way.
He ain't nothing to do on our part back to that moment.
Hey, it's a service to the fucking community.
Nah, I think he's alright. I think Coach is alright. He's up there.
Quivering. And his leopard boxers.
We gotta call.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh.
Oh
Shoot what do we do?
Help me deal with this!
I'll try, man! Try!
Shit, man! Get rid of him!
Damn, switch between Michael and Franklin.
you
I
Love other dialogue just cuts out freaking massive accident. All right
No, I was gonna get that hot shit pulling houses off. Oh, yeah, it was a banger on the radio. Yeah
Well, I thought I was through with all that shit. Oh
Shit, I think we're about to find out oh
No, is that mark?
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who you are?
I think so. Good. I
Know who you are. I know where you are. Who are you?
I'm frank. License.
Now, Franklin.
Maybe, hell, Mr. DeSanta here, who am I?
I think, Morton Madrazo? Good boy.
Now, maybe give him, and we'll go off to the background.
Man, Mr. Madrazo...
Mr. Madrazo is a legitimate business man who was wrongfully accused of running a messy
Ken American games in a narcotic room, but the charges were dropped because of the witnesses
came up missing.
Smart dad.
Now, Michael.
I've got a question for you.
Oh, shoot!
Did you move an architecture?
Significance.
Monarchs.
And I can touch you, you're a magnificent monarch.
Wants your home down the hillside, and find water hale.
I thought him was a bang in my wife.
Well then, what's a strange house for a tennis coach?
I was thinking straight.
Clearly.
Well, Natalia will need a hotel while you finance the rev變.
sure and I'm guessing here they're repelled won't be somewhere in the 2.5
million range of course right
oh shoot we're just gonna forget about the fact the boons we just killed are not
important, right? They're not important.
So what now?
Looks like I'm gonna have to postpone my retirement.
Fuck.
Ah man, I'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs. Look, I only know one way to make money.
I'm gonna have to give a little friend a call.
Lester. Lester.
Tell somewhere. I'm gonna have to track him down.
not trevor oh that was the like accountant right
god all because of this tentacle man nobody's nobody's uh
caring about this tennis coach at all dude nobody's caring about them at all
Why was he at that house that's us is this still the number for Lester Crest who's asking who's asking who's asking
You're all okay. Gee
Even for a dead man Michael. Ooh, you don't sound good, buddy
Tackle and charming even in death. They come see me old friend. I'm living in Los Santos. Just like you Marietta Heights
Whoa, whoa, wait. Hey, how do you?
Hello?
You bugger.
How do you know where I live?
Director mode, actor, unlock, Amanda.
Okay, okay.
Man, this is a nice day.
It's a nice day out in Los Santos.
Very, very nice.
Alright guys, can you watch Luna for me for just a second while I go pee?
Thank you, thank you.
I'm always happy to accommodate sure you'll accommodate me as long as I got money in my pocket, right? I'm in a bad way, doc. I might come by soon.
Alright, thank you guys so much for watching this video, and I'll see you in the next
Thank you for being the Luna babysitter. We are back. What did Amanda just say?
Hold up. What did Amanda just say? Too soon to bring up tennis? Assume I'm not
getting another coach anytime soon. So it needs someone to play with. Worried my
grip is gonna lose. Oh my god. Amanda, Amanda. What is this? Michael, you bought
that cord but I reuse it. Oh yeah I remember that message.
Sheesh. What else do we got?
Dear Michael, very good seeing you yesterday. I want to stress how important it is that
we continue therapy. We are on the point of a major breakthrough in your treatment. It's
a fascinating process and it seems pointless and exploitative is when therapy works the
most. Life isn't meaningless. You're deeply troubled but together we can make you a functioning
member of society. I recommend you keep taking the medication, continue to read the books
I gave you and really try to understand what is causing these temper outbursts. We'll crack
you yet, amigo. We're in this together. As you know, I really enjoy working together.
You're a fascinating man, Michael, but I'm afraid medicine in this country is not a charity.
And with that in mind, I'm afraid I'm going to put my rates up again, only by 75 percent,
I think is very reasonable given the stresses and strains of my work holy Christ
Response doc, I don't know I feel this is I feel this crap doesn't work for me. I'm just crazy and I don't feel like myself
One moment. I'm calm in the next. I'm crazy. I just don't know what to do your rates again. Wow
That's all we could say I guess in stock now guns ammunition, okay
very very cool so we are headed to Lester right let's do it let's do it
Lester my man I will see you very very soon
Why is the door open?
Weasel news
Oh
My god, I love weasel news
Is that a bank job?
I don't want to do that.
That should help get rid of the red lights.
Oh my god. We got a new contact mark. Michael, my money. Where is it?
You do not want me to visit you again next time. It will be so much worse.
M, M. Hold on, we gotta visit Lester. Lester's gonna get us out of this. I believe it. Oh shoot, what kind of neighborhood is this though?
This is not the neighborhood I thought Lester was gonna be in.
Damn. Call me. What the heck happened to your house?
Is this not the house?
Do I got to go in through the back?
Oh, is it?
Literally the house next door?
Is it this house?
Even worse!
This house is worse.
Fuck you, Lester.
You don't let me in or what?
Give me a minute.
Okay, I'm going to go in through the back.
I'm going to go in through the back.
Y'all let me in or what?
Give me a minute.
God.
The funny thing you show up, I was dead.
Praise be.
You just weren't very dead.
You need my help.
Oh, Lester.
You know, because you came here, what else would you?
Listening to the radio is one of the best parts of this game.
I know that.
Absolutely.
And you're going to make it up to me by doing whatever I ask.
Or rather, I mean, I need something done, you need to know something, so may I help each other?
I gotta make some dough.
See you back in the game?
I guess.
Look, Lester, if that wouldn't happen before.
I know you never mentioned my name.
I'm not on any lists anywhere.
I know you never betrayed me.
As for you, you gotta figure that I never told anyone.
That instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton, you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink.
And a wife who don't love you no more.
Yeah.
Well, since you quit it like that...
Shut up a minute. I'm getting an I-Find-Alert.
That little college boy sack of shit, phony fuck.
Who?
Jay Norris?
Yes. That fuck is a lying bastard. I've read his fucking nails. He's a fucking cheat.
I heard him say it. He saved America.
What, by outsourcing all the jobs?
By selling us little bits of plastic restricted access shit?
Oh no, it's okay, that time you lying turd.
What the hell are you talking about?
You are about to get that white-collar gig that you always dreamed of, Mikey.
Here, take this fashionably retro weird for a 45-year-old man
but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag
and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with low-level aspirants.
You better be ready for the minor glitch of your
pulsive pseudo messianic life. Okay Lester, get out of here!
Call me when you're ready.
We are about to put the Darwinism back in social Darwinism
and brother it is going to be fun.
You fucking kidding me? I'm a bank robber, not a web designer.
So we'll go robbing soon.
I'll find something. Just like the old days.
I love, I love Lester's character now.
Oh, it's so good.
It's so good.
Alright, let's go.
Let's do it.
I'm gonna offer you something, but you were just leaving.
Okay, I get it, I get it.
I'm on my way.
To wherever you just said.
We got to look like a billionaire
low-level ass burgers
So basically we on our way to get dripped out like email must right?
I'm down. Let's go
Yeah, damn
I'm sorry. I was looking at my map
Oh, it's the wrong exit, bro.
Sorry, I'm gonna back this up.
This Audi drives a little weird, man.
It drives a little funky.
By the way, I have no idea how to change any of the stations on the keyboard and mouse,
so whatever just happens to be on is what's going to be on, basically.
Is that there, right?
Oh my god.
I didn't want to miss my exit.
But we have got to repair this vehicle soon.
Mmm.
What's up, U8?
That's pretty good.
I like that.
Suburban.
I got this interview with this tech company thinking I need something I don't know, geeky, youth.
Lost your job in the world, move down on, huh? That's too bad.
I didn't lose my job.
Of course. I got too old, got outsourced, same thing happened to my dad.
Now you gotta fit in with a different generation.
What about a vest and some cargo shorts?
I've told y'all he's the best driver. Thank you. Thank you for believing me.
It's with your support that I'm able to even pull off the massive, massive trick shots.
uh...
press E
oh shoot
so we gotta look like
we're going for the billionaire look right?
so the sweater vest is
non-negotiable
this is our... oh okay so we're not going Elon Musk we're going Jeff Bezos
with the sweater vest
this is giving
but it's too fashionable
billionaire if we're going low-level Aspergers we're going like this basically
oh hell yeah that first option is like unbeatable
i mean that or maybe the green maybe the green to the green and white also bro
that orange is so ugly go for the mark zuckerberg fit mark zuckerberg would be like
We'll be like this one right here. This would be the Mark Zuckerberg. So we got Mark Zuckerberg, we got
I don't know who this would be, but it'd be like in that area, the billionaire area.
Then we got Jeff Bezos right here. So who are we going for? Are we going for Mark or are we going
for Jeff Bezos? Green is also good. The black one looks good. Uh, I mean the green one might speak
the most to like the neutral the neutral billionaire type thing I'm thinking we go
billionaire let's do that right item equipped yeah we got 7000 to spend
holy Christ oh thank you so much miss wait we have other stuff with the
Browse?
Oh, that's pretty good.
That's not bad.
For 320, that's not bad.
We can't look too fashionable.
The sweater vest, I think, actually works in our favor.
This is too fashionable.
It's way too fashionable.
options we got some shoes I mean I think some white skate shoes with the
sweater vest would look good right this one is fancy yeah we got some fancy
green equals money it was exactly what I was thinking of oh mama a plaid skate
These are actually good.
What is screaming to us?
What is screaming?
Oh, hell. Not the duck shoes with our sweater vest.
No, we can't do that.
Maybe this though.
I don't know. Do we even eat? What am I currently wearing?
Why is it showing me?
this kind of speaks. I think this is good. What about shirts? Some plaid shirts? Not
Not bad.
Oh, hell yeah.
Citrus Hawaiian?
Hell yeah.
But I think we're good.
This is it.
We're not going to get better than this.
If we're trying to represent like a billionaire right now, we're not getting better than this.
Oh, shoot, was I supposed to buy something else?
Hold on.
I'm missing something apparently.
Oh, something over here.
Oh, the pants?
Oh my god.
Oh, I like it. I like it.
Yeah, this is it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
First choice, first choice all the way or this one.
Wake, Parker, show it to the not this one.
Easy, easiest decision ever.
Dignity aside? I think that might just work.
I'll have to interview.
Goodbye.
Dignity aside.
Girl.
Girl!
Let's go.
Don't mind me just pulling into my whip.
That's fully destroyed.
Windows shattered.
Scratch marks all over the place.
Lester.
We are on our way to do big things.
We got our drip.
Looking like billionaire.
go that's what I'm talking about the baby the baby alright for some reason my
game loaded up in this awkward a moment where my billionaire drip is just
totally gone so I guess we got to like do it all over again sadly we got to do
Do it all over again, bro.
Yeah, there's a happy place.
A happy place!
Look at the baby.
Oh my gosh, she's so cute.
She's so cute.
You never spotted that she has a mark on her forehead?
What you talking about, Willis?
Goodness gracious, bro.
Michael keep practicing those breathing exercises sound good sound good
Consulate gaming damn tier one six months. That's big. That's a big time frame right there. Thank you. Thank you
Okay, I guess we're gonna go back to the vehicle and also we haven't even done the whole Lester thing bro
I'm so sad. That's the last time I ever trust Granth thought of auto save
Bro, we gotta change the radio.
How do we do that?
Bro, how do we change the radio?
I can't get into the vehicle starting my day like this.
Hell no.
Cupid and mouse.
How do we toggle this radio?
How do we toggle this radio, bro?
Hold on.
If it was on the gamepad, what would it be?
One if it was on the gamepad, what would it be?
Accelerate drive
Problem radio wheel of course of course it's like some random
Hold up. Oh
God, I'm typing on the wrong key bro. I can't it's okay
It's okay. I
Hope y'all like some heavy metal with your breakfast
Cause that's what we're having right now.
Pause.
Let me, let me ping Lester's house and create this waypoint, bro.
Alright, we good, we good.
I want to get their ASAP.
Woo!
Oh my god, I want that car.
I want that car.
Jesus.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay.
And then there's also Franklin, but I definitely want to do the side mention with Lester.
I gotta do it.
We gotta get Lester on our good side, bro.
Homie looks conniving.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, now!
Jesus!
Turning is not a thing in this in this vehicle
This is where we got to go eventually the suburban
I'm gonna get the exact same drip that I had last time
But we raced it we raced bro, why are you turning on a red in California?
Oh, that's right, we gotta take the freeway.
Lester lives like on the far end of town, bro.
Aw, see the other freeway.
Jesus Christ, don't mind me.
I wanna change the radio so bad.
Oh my god, I found out!
I found it!
It's the wheel.
It's the mouse wheel, bro.
iFruit Radio?
Kevin Gates?
Nah, they did not just call this radio station iFruit.
Hey, where be Brad?
Where be Brad?
We need our Shawn Mendes playing right now.
Come on.
beach on madness let's go who's this who they say this was kevin jeep
oh hell yeah that's what we're walking back into after we pair a man less or visit that's
what exactly we're walking back into bro which house is he in again isn't it this one
I can't be this one
Is this raggedy house let's go we could skip this because we did all this man. I don't know why I didn't save bro. That's so dumb
Hey
Yeah, I know I already know I already know the mission
you
We have to strip features especially if we plan on releasing a
Beta in Q4 maybe Q3 look milestones are one thing but when design is changing its mind seemingly overnight
There's not much you can do about it
My union allocated smoke breaks about up. So wait a minute union allocate
Oh, out of the database.
Yeah, I could be that guy for you.
Absolutely.
Oh, what kind of release are we talking about?
Oh, hey, I don't want to lose you now.
We still got to do that release.
I have a terrible back.
Oh, hell yeah.
Same.
Here you go.
If you guys let me use the OS I requested,
this wouldn't be a problem.
Uh-oh.
Oh
Close the pop-ups to reveal the anti-virus, but I want to play the video
That's a shame. Yeah, not safe for work. Huh?
You know my son's computer runs into this. We have to do this like fast. I'll close the pop-ups
Oh, you got to do it fast, huh? Your son codes? Stop the murders, bro. You write your best stuff in your queens
There you go. Nice
the antivirus software and we scan
begin scan oh shoot
there it goes oh me what are you looking at here you're getting a little freaky
give me a second will you hey we got it don't you try and keep things professional
Hey, are you seeing the prototype in the demo room? When Norris announces it at the keynote, minds are gonna blow.
Was that a pregnant elf girl? Yeah, I think it was. I think it was. I think it was. I think we have the full right to judge homie.
me we don't got to feel bad about it we can we can totally judge homie he kind
of deserves it oh shoot are we stealing the prototype or are we blowing it up
or are we cloning it nice
I
Then we just got to go
Yeah, I don't doubt it man
I don't think it stops at pregnant elves.
I think Homie...
I think I got a lot of pregnant stuff going on in here.
Excuse me.
See, with that...
Excuse you.
I'm getting harassed here.
thank you thank you keep up the good work
well I want that car watch the keynote at Michael's house
okay well I really want this car do you think we're gonna get in trouble
if we get this car there's no police around right well I want this car
listen lady I am working
undercover I am taking your boyfriend with me
Oh hell yeah.
Wooo, handles like a dream!
Oh now you get out?
Hey, I believe this country can still make interesting movies.
There's no better way to define American life than by turning in which the hero looks good and defeats him.
God.
Now whatever you say, enjoy yesterday's.
Anyway, just call the device after he's unveiled it, and then we'll talk.
Oh, I'm going to my house. I thought I was going to Lester's, that's why.
That's why I got a little confused.
Wasn't there a way to like do a power boost thing ignite the jetpack back of the car?
Pretty sure there was.
uh... we go upstairs
uh... we can finally relax
Weasel news let's check it out
We found it weasel news what's gonna happen is he gonna blow up
Yes
We have put a billion people's private data in the public domain and we have milked every
penny we could in the process.
We have one of the youngest workforces in the world, an averaging of only 14.4 years.
That's not just impressive, it's revolutionary!
Clap the LUNA.
What is that?
What was that symbol, homie?
The life invader mobile device yes, we've invented something no one else has ever thought of
What's that small personal computerized device?
Stay dock 24
On the bus you can stop on the subway
Stay dock keep it be docked in home
You're talking with some kids at the public pool
I
Doc Doc Doc Doc Doc Doc Doc
Let us dock forever
Let us die let us die
Fuck.
Hell yeah.
You think his head's gonna explode?
Is he docking?
What oh no
We fail how do we fail Michael fail to detonate the phone. Oh my god. I was supposed to cook
Bro, I love it. Did the game give me any cue to do that?
What
9G? Oh hell yeah. We'll get back to that later. Hell yeah.
Alright. Wait for Jay to pull out the- there it is. Ah Jesus, the instructions are right
above my head. And then give him a call. Who do we call though? I can't even pull up my
phone so I could do that at any point the moment he pulls out his phone I could
do it right
We have put a billion people's private data in the public domain and we have milked every
penny we could in the process.
Is that Apple?
One of the youngest workforces in the world.
Is this Apple?
An average age of only 14.4 years?
That's not just impressive.
It's revolutionary.
I still can't pull up my phone.
Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc, Doc.
Come on.
Sing an Aluna.
Doc, Doc, Doc.
Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!
Come on. Sing an Alune. Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!
Look at this headline right here. Many are saying that Antarctica is the most boring
Continent anyway, bro, not an arnica not put an an arnica on blast like that. Oh
Hey, let's go we could pull out our phone right nice we could do this
Oh, hold up. We got an email to read
Dear Michael keep practicing those breathing exercises
Okay
Who do we call?
Oh J Norris?
I think someone's trying to dock with me.
Oh no!
uhhhh
oh shoot
I did not expect his head to go off like that though
hey we got mission pass friend request
oh he got docked alright
homie got dock docked
Jesus
Well then.
Uh...
Michael could change clothes at the...
thing in his bedroom. I don't know, do we want to keep this?
Oh, we're calling Lester.
Jesus.
Well...
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, let's do it. That's a big time
I look somewhat professional and meet me at my warehouse off the LS freeway
Oh, and I'm about to email you a link for the exchange. You can put in some trades of your own
What the heck was that, bro?
Maybe I'll take a look. Hey, that genuinely shook me. What the heck was that?
What just exploded?
Good lord, what the heck was that?
Jackets. He said we had to be somewhat professional, right?
I don't know about this.
What else do we got? Polo shirts?
The blue denim? Okay, okay.
We got some suits. Full suit.
Oh, hell yeah. Gray suit. Blue suit.
That ain't Topaz.
I'm liking this vibe, bro. I'm liking this vibe.
Very mafioso.
Alright, I think we're good.
Jesus, what the heck just happened?
Is somebody nuking me?
Let's get out of here.
I don't want to be in this house if it blows up.
up. So we're still sticking on the Lester storyline from now, right? Bro, we gotta get
outside if I'm gonna look at the map. What the heck was that? And what happened to my
car. No way someone came back in here and stole it. Did a propane tank just blow
up? Okay, we're going to lester.
Let's do it.
We rocking the Mini Cooper now.
I'm sorry, lady.
You can't do long cross.
Oh, we got Beyonce on the radio.
Thanks for watching!
you
You
We literally just kidnapped her what do we do three stars
Where do I go bro? This is three stars
That's the most I've gotten so far
We got to go to a body shop right I
Know I know hold on hold on I got this I got this I got this I got this I got this I got this
hold on chill chill chill oh what if we ah it's closed and then we duck is this
gonna work please tell me this works please tell me this works hell yeah
Nobody honked their vehicle. Oh, no, somebody's on the freeway. One of the cops is on the freeway
No, they found me
God damn it
But for sure that was gonna work
No, don't locate don't pursue
All right, where do we go what do we go to like damn it
Oh
Chill woman chill, I got this under control. Okay, just need to find a garage or a body shop
Easy-peasy, what if I just start the next mission with the stars it'll go away, right?
Wait, can I just go home from here?
What if I keep driving until until it goes away is that possible oh my god homie why
are you getting in my way what about the garage is it open it's closed we did it that was
easy hey what did she get arrested for to
a little bit of shoplifting
saying anything I'm just doing my best to keep us out of jail where are you going I mean who are you
whoa oh i'm not judging no not at all yeah that was a lot easier than I thought it was gonna be
oh yeah risking prison get shot at love love big love
you
We appreciate you good day, sir
Oh my, good gracious.
Wait, is this where I need to go?
What's that thing blinking over there?
Is it the cops?
Why is there a thing blinking?
Flashing blue and red will indicate situations in Andres that you can choose to help with.
Oh, like what?
I just kill him?
He's alive!
How?
He's dead now, right?
Damn, he's taking him with him!
So, do I get a reward or what? Let me see.
You retrieve a stolen item, you can choose to keep it or return it for a reward.
Uhh... let's go return it.
I want to see what happens. I want to see what the reward is.
Ski- Man!
Eggs!
Did you just ram into my vehicle?
Hold up.
I'll deal with you later. Hold on.
Bro, they're totally-
Uhhhhhhh
Did I just lose money?
Did they give me anything? Bro, they didn't give me anything.
I may have gotten a boosted stat though, so I'll take it.
Woo!
Hey, what is this bot that's playing right now?
Oh my god! I don't know how I'm alive after that. I'm sorry, but I would go at least
200 miles an hour. Pretty sure I'd be dead.
Well, nothing some buff can't fix. Oh my god, that cat is huge!
Hold on. This cat is huge!
Oh my god there's another one.
Keedy, Keedy.
Luna, it was a cat.
It was a cat.
What the hell is this place?
Garment factory.
I needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart from paying taxes.
Oh Lester.
What do you got?
The Holy Grail, the Union Depository.
And they say it cannot be hit.
Has it been yet?
Look, I just owe some Mexican hood a couple million bucks
to set a wreck at his girlfriend's house.
I don't need to go crazy here.
Which Mexican?
Martina Trotson.
He's not supposed to be very nice.
I bet I mean, he was charming.
What do you think?
I'll see.
Either we hit a bank in a stick, or we do a store.
Which do you like?
well stores usually easier I gotta make a big take well jams it is then let's go
to Vangelico buy ourselves an engagement ring we're gonna need a crew I can
round up some of the old guys who are no old guys Moses ironically he found Jesus
all those Irish crazies they mostly just disappeared that crew from the south
thing all went down it was a Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty
city. Hey, he went quiet.
All right. Well, we're gonna need a crew. You got any contacts
in LS or not? I've been working with someone, but they're too
unpredictable. I'll have to reach out to some other guys. He
is a little goofy looking. I like it though. He's just the
right amount of goofy for me. This ain't my car. Lester, I
say we get in that other one just saying but if this is what Lester likes then we
do what Lester likes
back in business
I'm not gonna make a start
for a five-figure subs into a particular M-A-B-H bank account every month, of course the money
is moved around and lost to a number of fronts, but the trail is there, and the profits and
it withdraws the same sum every month." Okay, Lester.
"...the important wife of middle-aged divorcee, unremarkable queer, except the one that's
shooting of a notorious stick of man, Michael Towne."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Damn. I think you'll be okay. Somebody call 911 on her.
Hell yeah, Lester. That's why Lester's on the crew. He's got the brains.
He's the brains of the operation.
Boys are back in town, boys are back in town.
Where we going?
Cocoa lemon?
Get back in the car.
Oh, why?
Oh, I gotta drive up to the waypoint.
Okay, let's get this done
Hey
Jesus Christ
Press e to enter glasses hidden camera
Also, we don't need to do that right now, right?
Do we just go in through here?
Okay shots of the security features the alarm system ventilation cameras
Listen did you not need anything from the outside? What if they have a camera outside, bro? Jesus
I'm just being thorough. Why thank you my good sir
Finally some chivalry
Oh, I see it.
There's one more vent, but there's one more vent.
now speak to the assistant and see if there's anything else we need to know
hey you
i need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life
for what
sir i'm sure we can help you tell me about it what's your taste
chief thank god you're saying my wife is talking to her
i don't know i haven't spent too much i think it may be this is michael michael
Oh, okay.
Cheese!
yeah we're just gonna go pick up a you know nice little Mocchino latte
little fast skim milk dash cinnamon we ponder our purchase we got to get to the
roof of the building
So we're just I get back in the car
Drive around the block and look for a way up to the roof
Got you.
Jesus, I've tracked so hard, man.
Look, there, some construction.
If they're gutting the place, I might be able to get to the roof.
Stay here, Lester.
So you keep up with the old crew?
Well, after your death slash disappearance, there wasn't much holding us together.
Yeah.
You see him at all?
After the incident?
I saw a ladder climb up and see if he can get to the roof.
What was that yell bro from Michael
What is it this?
Get to high ground and take some...
So we gotta be right above the stores?
Is that what he was saying?
No, no, vdr conditioning roof unit.
We need to know where those vents come out.
I pulled up a satellite image.
It looks like the highest point is on the northwest side.
Hey, I see the vents.
Yeah, I'm looking at the relic.
Can you get any higher?
Uh...
Right here. How's this?
This is good
I'm on a big box aren't I?
The walled-in one, well, I don't know what you're talking about
maybe it's this but it's like closed off
look at the way Luna is laying
aww
the little cutie okay homeboy said it was like a big box
Oh, right here.
What is it over there?
This thing?
of the system and we're done. We've got our shot of the evangelical units. Looks good.
Okay, that will do. Come back to me before someone spots you up there.
We'll do.
And my AirPods just totally whacked out. Sounds like Lester Homeboy is speaking through some toaster of in one second.
Pet the Luna get your pet Luna regains in while I fix my airpods
Let's speed this up.
Alright, there we go.
I think I fixed it.
I believe it is fixed.
I don't hear anything.
You're kidding me.
One second.
We are not done yet.
Not done yet.
Got to reconnect them.
There we go.
All right, we're back audio checks out
Let's do this. How do I get down?
Well Jesus homeboy
can I get a second I don't remember where I came from Jesus I can't just like
Jump down there
I'm on my way ain't nobody gonna know a thing
Lester chill chill
Let them bust smooth sauce from here man.
Ooh.
Garment factory it is.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Rich asshole.
No, Senate.
Good.
A lot of the systems link to the door lock.
We'll get a good window so one town will exit.
Anything else?
Well, the more valuable merchandise is in the cabinet's inventory store.
By the register.
So I'd start there.
Glass in the cabinet was bulletproof.
Means you can smash them easy enough.
But the stones will be in the safehouse.
So, we go where this is open.
Once we melt down the gold, we cut the rocks.
That's an okay score.
That's shame we can't go in now.
Go fence when you bump.
I might be able to flip that another way.
I'm listening.
Wait till we get back.
About the crew, yeah?
There's this kid that's been helping me.
Oh, we're gonna bring in Franklin.
Let's go.
He ain't an amateur.
Where he is, he's a jiffy amateur
about to turn the froth.
Good kid, listen.
You know what they say.
It's your funeral.
One of them, at least.
Yeah, we can trust Franklin.
Yeah, that was a bot.
Grant the Bottle knows the bots.
My workers have their uses.
Okay, let me set this up.
Nice to see the methods ever changed.
figure out what we're doing somehow the rules the roles prep work the evidence
behind in a hard drive yeah yeah that's don't change right now for a problem
well the options showing you all the angles that's my area of professional
I
Blue is the nicest driver listen here. I don't just randomly run over people
There are two ways I see of doing this we go in smart or we go in loud and dumb
Remember the vents if we're gonna be smart we pump a little knockout gas through the air system and hit the cabinets while everyone's out
You'll have to suck the gas, of course
But crowd control won't slow you down and that might improve the take the cover is pest control
So no one will look twice when you're wearing gas masks
That means getting a pest control van though. You go in dumb and you'll need your famous way with people and for carbine rifles
We can't buy them and risk them getting traced. No, no, we've got to find some in circulation. It's awkward
It's a real awkward, but this is the gun favored by LSPD tactical teams
So one of their vans is probably a good place to look a hacker can disable the camera
Time depends on their ability
The alarm will be operating on the same window
the exit strategy is more or less the same for both options the driver you pick will of course source some bites you
Come out of the store and make your way through the new subway tunnel
They're digging off the Del Perro freeway you lose the cops in there and meet a truck in the LS River
All right. I want my guy Franklin on the getaway. He can handle a bike. All right. If you vouch for him, I'll take the risk
So how do you want to do this run into the front door or try to play it smart? I
I think I think we'll play it smart right? I think we got this how do I choose a or b is that what it's saying oh
Up or down
Hey, we smart
You've grown wise and cautious in your old age, okay?
Select personnel with that in mind as ever the better they are the bigger the cut now the driver
They'll source the bikes leave you out through the tunnels
So we got 14% cut. Driving skill pretty good. Composure is excellent. Nice. 8% vehicle choices
garbage. We'll probably cry at the job. And his driving skill is mediocre. So that's 8%.
Hey, we going with the pros here, man. We don't even know cry-to-be on the scene. And
Probably squeal
I'm gonna squeal the moment he gets pinched
This guy wouldn't make much difference, but like
Okay, he's got good health accuracy is pretty good shoot rate is pretty good weapon choice is pretty good
Then we got homeboy here norm richards
Who will probably die if he sneezes his accuracy means he will shoot me most likely?
His shoot rate is atrocious and his weapon choice is a squirt gun for 7%
Hell no, I wouldn't trust this guy with a freaking rifle
Hell no
Ooh the hacker
15% bro. Okay, wait now I gotta start thinking about my um
My cut is gonna be like nothing
Access speed is garbage decryption skills garbage
Cis knowledge is garbage
But I
Don't think it matters that much
What's the difference 5% I feel like I
Feel like we can handle it with a low-level hacker. We don't need like a big one
We can we can take 5% off that
Exactly
So what is that 28 38%
38% instead of like 45% I like that. I think we're good with this. I didn't want to trust those other guys, man
They says see let's do this
Confirm I'll do some research on the pest control van and the knockout gas and I'll be in town. Hell. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, perfect team right here perfect team, bro
All right, baby cakes
Lester's got to work that big beautiful brain of his on this plan
Man, case in the jewelry store, done! Mission pass!
Alright, alright, I'm sorry, but I gotta go with the Ferrari here. I gotta do it.
High-scargetes become available.
Okay, we calling up Franklin.
Hey, what's up?
Hey man, it's me, Michael.
What's going on?
Um, I gotta get hold of the money for that house to be pulled down, so I'm getting a crew together for, uh, you can guess.
The pay will be awful and the risk will be high, but you might learn something if you're interested.
Man, that's not exactly a great sales pitch, dawg, but I guess I gotta start somewhere.
Thank you. Maybe one day you can put together your own deals, your own jobs.
So, there's still some preparation I gotta do.
Sit tight for one.
My buddy Lesnar will get in touch with the details.
Franklin's on board, let's go!
barely touched you buddy barely touched you all right what's next on the mission here
are we going straight to Franklin or do we got to do something else I think the only
The only other thing to do is go to Franklin, right?
Do we change characters here?
I feel like it's time.
We gotta go.
We gotta be Franklin now.
It's time.
Oh, hell no.
Not Trafficking City.
I'm going back home.
Yeah, I like this job, mom.
I like it I don't know why I parked it here I'm probably gonna have to leave anyway but
I'll take that bike if I do.
his body and so it's all the rage. We are women and we are free.
We are women and we are free. We are women and we are free. We are women. We are women.
We are champion. We are women. I love you.
Hell yeah.
Damn.
Can I join him?
Yeah, is that you, ain't you?
Yeah, thank God I missed her crazy ass. She's spirit walking and shit now, man. That's
just her attempts to...
Hey, don't be talking shit about you, ain't you, man. She got... I mean, she cool as a
motherfucker, man. Come on. Come with. We gotta go pick up some shit from around the corner.
This guy never gave me my bike back by the way never gave me my bike back
You don't gotta put me on blast like that. Come on. I like the doggy. I like the doggy look Luna the dog
make some fucking paper you're gonna make some paper low it ain't nobody out
of your gang bang it's just look like that you got to know the difference man
oh great my home would be very happy mom she wants me dead anyway so she can
get the fucking house you drive it okay we're taking the dog right is this
car all right we cannot get into an accident because we have a baby on the
vehicle a baby is on the vehicle bro why don't you get out of the way don't be
He's sassing me. Get out of the way next time.
You got me.
Me and Chop got a lot in common.
Your annoying ass.
Man, I'm carrying both of y'all.
Look what I said.
Man, fuck this lady.
She's straight.
I hope that dog is buckled up.
I know, homie.
But look, I'm at this continent.
This is about to get bumpy.
This motherfucker knows streets, homie.
I know he'll be a good hooker for us.
We don't need no hooker.
I know these screens you know these
Oh my god
We're good
This is what it's about check it out. I'm talking about 40
Scratch with pain let's go let's go
Yeah, oh, we're robbing
man's way motherfucker oh so what's up now nigga you snitching it's so long as shit
fuck you nigga I'm lying fuck you don't give me this come on let's go
bruh he's getting away how the heck are we supposed to catch him in his vehicle
man oh my god I gotta put the dogs like at risk too
you see what he's driving Jesus
man we ain't a fan motherfucker what the fuck just drive fool
just drive he says
Yeah, it's gonna get bumpy.
Oh, I see him, I see him. Am I supposed to kill him? Oh god. It's okay, it's okay.
Cap's to activate Franklin's special ability. What's his special ability?
Oh, and then we shoot him?
I
See I see oh
My god, bro, this vehicle has no turn
Oh, I can't use my cats anymore I
Don't have a gun bro, what's the special ability for then? I don't have any guns
Oh
God how am I supposed to catch him?
Oh my god
Can I catch him like this like what am I supposed to do?
go get him go get him perfect opportunity hey that's what that's why I love the public
bus system they're taking care of people out here what the he's going by foot
Yo, hold up chop. I don't run like that. Oh, we got him. Oh wait, maybe not
Hold up hold up homie getting away homie getting away
Oh shoot. Oh he's about to get hit by the train. I might get hit by the train.
Oh get him job get him. I couldn't punch him or anything no way he gets away no way
Bro
Switched it shop. Oh
What the hell
What back Franklin
Open the box and see if he's in there.
You hiding here?
Oh my god.
I love how somehow dialogue, GTA dialogue is embedded in me.
Already know what every homeboy is about to say.
Or maybe they talk like me.
fucking him you a mean motherfucker man let's go where'd he go
he's in one of these two oh he's definitely in this one he's definitely
in this one
Uh-oh.
Where'd he go?
Pro.
Chop!
This is not the time, Chop.
Go to Chop and pull him off the dog. Oh, hell.
Damn
That dog's bout to get 12 puppies in her
All right back to business we gotta we gotta search these cars man
Open these up, why isn't it working? Oh, there we go
Damn
Surprise
bro why isn't chop doing anything exactly there we go
Oh
God damn it Lamar
Hey, you better watch it you move and chop is gonna hump you down a percent
Oh, why are you driving on a green light without checking both ways
It's a cop guard!
Apologies, officer.
As you can see, I am in a rush, so I hope it's understandable why I am breaking the
track it was. Stop a fan of it. Jesus Christ. God damn.
We did all that
That then
See this is why we need a lester on the crew
We got to get we got to replace Lamar ASAP
Lamar ain't no lester. It's the wrong kind of L
Lamar is that wrong kind of L break
Oh, by the way, Chopper about to be in some alimony after what he did in the streets.
He about to be paused deep in some alimony.
That was the mission, Chop.
Jesus.
So now we go to Michael, is that the plan?
Where do we have to play as Michael?
Or do we go back to the house?
Let's go back to the house, see what happens.
Damn, what's with these explosions?
Okay, I am not going all the way around so we're jumping this wall.
Oh we're back home.
Sweet sweet home.
I
Don't want to know
What are you doing here? I live here this half my house too. So you say
Anyway, my dad you say invigorating my femininity. So make yourself scarce boy. Go go. There you go. Good
Hey, stay out of trouble!
Hello?
Yeah, yeah.
Bitch, you ain't no more of a man than me.
I hear that.
That's the shit, nigga.
Look who's the zack.
What's up, man?
What's up, Widdick, man?
Aw, no, no.
Show some respect here, nigga.
That man, he couldn't hold down his back.
Come on now.
Damn, man.
I gotta spend my day with another middle-aged fool
trying to recapture his youth.
What? This fool just said?
Mr. Dogg.
Oh, oh.
You miss me, huh?
No, I ain't missed you.
Your ass couldn't stay gone for good.
So I fucked your girl, mugged your mom.
Better yet, I ain't thought about your ass in years.
Ha ha, you got jokes at the top.
Damn, Franklin.
Hey, but I see you doing that.
All that animosity built up.
Shit, I'm doing just fine.
That's what I hear.
But I know some sweet boys up in the pen
that got bigger balls than you.
You been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls?
Oh, that's good to have confidence.
That's funny, fuck.
Why you keep hanging around this clown, Elle?
L shake this fool man the same sense
Brett why y'all niggas can't get along
I've been doing this for years man
you know what dawg it's good you back home
glad you here mr. boy and you definitely
got hit up inside hit up hey hey yo
motherfucker I know little niggas like
you've been turned out on the daily
talking about being hit up and I swear
man you ain't got no motherfucking respect
motherfucker I got respect for reality
reality all right all right you keep
thinking that just keep thinking that
nigga shit you're gonna get your fuck you this motherfucker get on my god damn
The niggas get on my nerves too man!
Go out to the niggas charm man!
Come on man, this is a bussing move man!
You gonna drive or what, Phil? Drive away!
Pick up this key, niggas!
Why?
In this niggas?
In this...
Y'all niggas act like girls!
Let's go to the gun store!
The gun store!
Man, we gotta ride around with this guy!
She's gonna see what we could do in this campaign man see how much we can accomplish
Oh, oh, she's approaching me Luna is approaching me. What's she gonna want?
Why aren't you in your bed Luna? Why aren't you in your bed?
Good girl, over there though, over there, come on, over there, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, we got her in there, chat, we got her in there, watch, she's going to get comfortable,
she's going to get real comfy, I promise.
Hey, what's up Hidion, how you doing?
Look at her, look at her, look at her,
she's gonna create her little den right now.
Don't mind me as I start my maca.
Oh yeah, you get that, oh yeah, you get that bet.
Is that the spot?
She's gotta dig up her place.
She's gotta make it her home.
You probes don't remember me but my old user was Darky Warner or something like that but
I got hacked and finally found you again and just wanted to say if you remember me.
Darky Warner.
Hmmmm.
Do I?
Sounds familiar.
Sounds very very familiar.
I probably do.
What the heck?
Why is she back over there?
After all that too, after all those shenanigans, hold on, I gotta like, there we go, all right.
After all those shenanigans, she finally is back on the floor. Unbelievable, this is too much,
hold on, let's get like right. That's perfect, that's literally perfect, okay.
Let's see what we can accomplish. I forgot what our mission is. What were we trying to do here?
What are we trying to do?
We gotta mark something.
Am I going back to uh...
I thought I was going back to Franklin's house, man.
Why the heck am I all the way over here?
Bro, this game is trying to make me commit crimes, ain't it?
Hold up!
I want your vehicle, man!
I want it!
Oh, he's gone, bro.
Oh my god, but there's another one right there.
Lambo guinea. Excuse me. I am with the CIA
This is a government
official business
Thank you for your service to America. Hold up
Waypoint it let's go
We need to work with our GPS over here, man, let's do it. Whoo. Oh, let's back it up
Hey, I ain't robbing nobody. What do you mean? I didn't rob anybody. This is official government
business right here. We are working with the CIA. Wait, which way is this telling me to go? Here?
Oh heck yeah. Oh my god, not even a scratch. Look at that. Not even a scratch. Oh hell no!
That pole came out of nowhere. I swear that pole literally came out of nowhere
My god, why are all these cars here why are all these cars? Oh
Hey, what we mean your car my car, what about my car?
Jesus y'all got to get out the way
Which is happening over here
Why is the show in a red dot? Oh
I got him lady. I got him. Oh, maybe not. I like totally missed him. Maybe not. Oh, I'm gonna let him run up a little bit
Now I got him. Oh
You're not dead yet. How about now?
Let me get your purse lady
Did I get it I don't understand
Hey, give up the purse!
Give the purse, man!
What the heck is it?
Oh, it's right there!
Yeah, that it.
Alright, let's go deliver this thing.
That's money!
That's easy money.
Whoa, buddy!
Don't be standing around there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got good news for you, absolutely.
Oh, what? Thank you!
What the?!
No way! Oh my god.
I thought for a second my vehicle was gone.
I thought for sure the aliens got to it.
Oh, hell.
This is why we're working with the CIA. We're trying to uncover these aliens out here.
Just feeling my Lamborghinis.
Jesus, kicking while he's down.
Listen, he wasn't coughing up the purse.
I had to do what I had to do, okay?
Homie wasn't coughing up the purse.
Eee!
Oh, hell no.
Why am I taking wrong turns?
Come on.
Oh, God damn.
Not the pole again.
Oh, now we're cruising.
my core gets so tight on these turns I'm getting cheeked up Jesus I was doing so
good I was doing so good until pole after pole yeah damn
Hey, oh am I drunk? Why is this happening to me? I'm not by the way
maybe off of
Green tea right now
The caffeine is getting to me
Mall jittery, I can't control it. What the loon?
Bruh, oh she right there she right there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we already know. We already know. I don't know why it doesn't save when
I wanted to say
What do you mean by that? What do you mean by shoving a microphone in his pocket? I
Want the compacts
Who are you kidding me with that he hit me
Hey y'all quit your yapping let's go
Let's go let's go
Got a bunch of yappers in the car
There's no special context you need to know okay
Oh, hell yeah.
You can trick your blam blam out of an ear.
Quit on that.
Just straight up artillery, man.
All right.
Just shut the fuck up.
I got this, you clowns.
All right, homie, get your shot,
you know what you're playing with.
You were doing super nice until you said not even a scratch.
Oh, you flat on me?
I was thinking of feigning, but ain't no fiends that fat.
Yeah, I was doing pretty good.
You broke-ass bitch.
What are we getting, a pump shotgun?
Or are we getting this?
Fuck
What's the goal
What are we getting homies talk to me, what do we get in just a pistol 2750
Hey, oh, that's
Let me straight up scamming us. I think all we could get is pistol, right?
Everything else is locked or we can get a hammer
Now I'm good with the pistol I guess
Upgrade what are we doing?
What are we buying?
How much 46,000 damn that's kind of sick
hey I want an extended clip hell yeah maybe a suppressor but we can't afford
it now Jesus why is everything so like expensive
hey let's get it let's get a blue LS LS PD 10 let's go get that's all we
get for it man I don't know what this guy wants from me but that's all we could
afford what's my mission what is my mission was I supposed to buy something
else no way I'm supposed to get the hammer or a bottle or a knife no way what am I
doing here fellas talk to me
am I supposed to browse around
I'm not supposed to give this a try?
Hell yeah!
Lamar!
Hey Lamar!
What do you want me to buy homie?
I can't buy anything.
A grenade?
Don't tell me I gotta buy the grenade.
Wait, hold up, what does he actually want me to do?
Brief me in bro.
Go to ammunition, buy a flashlight mod for the pump shotgun.
A flashlight mod for the pump shotgun.
I don't even have a shotgun, bro.
A salt shotgun. It's locked.
Wait, now they're... When did the SMG become available?
Oh my god.
Wait, I have an idea. Am I supposed to like...
Am I supposed to do that?
Where the heck is my shotgun?
Hey, oh, something's wacky about this.
How do I...
There we go.
Man, not even selecting it will do anything.
It's confusing.
Was I supposed to be on this side?
I swear to God, bro.
no this is the armor I spent all my money on the frickin bro how am I
supposed to do that what what I can't even do this mission bro help me help
me the long stretch go to ammunition by a flashlight mod for the pump shotgun
bro where do they sell that is it on this side hell no and why is it even I
swear to God man I talked to this guy hey man can you help me I need assistance
somehow I need a oh it's up here bro that's how you get to it oh my god okay
the pump shotgun flashlight oh my god we have just enough thank the heavens
oh they're trying to pin it on me go to the meeting at the recycling plant
man these two are wild they're about to pin it on me huh I can't trust nobody
out here why is this music so loud which music the end game music
meow let's roll
Why he put him on blast like that?
Oh hell no!
his car is
Yeah, damn I thought I thought I could squeeze on through
I
We go in
I
Know
What the fuck is this trick talking about, man?
What's that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not using all of this when the niggas are.
Goddamn Lamar.
You can't get the bitch in here.
Hey, this ain't the police.
No, there's some ball of bullshit.
You got some, man.
Bullshit.
You're so beautiful.
You're so setup, nigga.
The shit's my fault.
You're a niggas, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shoot.
We doing this with one.
Come on.
We doing this is what come on oh
Hail
I can see that
Oh
She's
Hey, it's that valor trading coming through right now. Oh
Hell
Hey, we're the flashlight on this thing man, I thought I got a flashlight
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Hey
We could talk about this
It's all Lamar's fault, okay
Lamar's the one you want and let me hold up for these people man the frickin standing behind me
Jesus okay, hold up
Let's go let's go
Hey, can I climb this thing? Oh hell yeah. Oh hell yeah
We're doing that oh
I see
With the other ones that oh hell no
Hey, this shotgun is pretty good.
No, I don't think it's Infinite Ammo, but I'm probably picking some up right now.
Oh, shoot!
I wasn't ready.
Three stars!
Bro, how are we gonna invade the police?
Let's go, let's go.
Oh
Hell how the heck bruh all right, let's go let's go let's go
What the hell copter at?
Hey, we got one.
Yeah, ahhh.
Right when I take down the helicopter too.
Goddamn.
Can I go back?
I don't know if I don't even know if that was necessary, but we're going back on the ladder I
Love other campaign music just stops and everything they're like oh you fell okay. We'll let you catch up
What are you guys at in the car?
Oh my god this can't.
Guys y'all gonna help me out or what?
Hey let's go pistol.
there we go can't climb nothing roll a mark can you get out of the way Jesus
let's go let's go what we doing what we doing get in homie what are you doing
oh my god we're leaving you behind I don't care
hell no stretch god damn all you had to do was get in the vehicle why was that so difficult
why was that so difficult man you win okay good let's go let's go Franklin special ability
Oh, shoot!
Man, we got three stars, we gotta somehow...
Oh, hell, I don't want to be on the freeway, man.
I'm gonna be a sin duck on the freeway, bro.
Oh my god.
No, wait, this is part of the plan. Hold up, hold up, hold up, I think we got this.
I think we got this.
Where do we go? Like an auto-body shot, right?
We just gotta get to an auto-body shot?
easy easy oh my god they set up a perimeter let's go let's go let's go
this is exactly why I didn't want to go on the freeway
oh hell no
oh hell no yeah this is the longest bridge to this is definitely the wrong
bridge to get on oh no you don't oh no you don't hold up I think we got this oh
my god not the big man they brought the big big man
hold up we're about to exit the bridge we're fine we're fine oh my god homie I
I don't have a wheel!
Jesus.
They took out one of my wheels.
Oh my god, bro.
This is not good. This is not good. I don't know how we're supposed to...
There's no way. There's no way.
Not like this.
Maybe under here.
Hey, yeah, give her that. Give her that one behind us.
How the heck do we evade these these pow pow oh my god we need another vehicle we need
another vehicle bro we're not gonna do anything like this
I got places to be hold on we might we might be on to something here we might be on to
something here let me just keep going hold up we might be on to something let's go this
way oh if this vehicle wasn't utter garbage if I wasn't rolling around in
an actual dumpster truck right now maybe what oh my god can I take their
vehicle only out of the vehicle let's go let's go let's go let's go out of
the vehicle y'all out of the vehicle bro we need it we need to swap out cars
let's go let's go we can't do nothing with that tire man get in stretch get
in stretch Jesus Christ all right I don't know how to turn off the lights
either well can you get off me hell no we swerving out there oh shoot this one
off how did this one lose the thing this one already lost the tire just like
that whoa can't even handle this one oh my god homie and I go into the ocean
we lose them in the ocean oh what if we do that now we're good we're good we're
good we're good we're good we're good we're gonna lose him we're gonna lose
We're gonna lose him!
Oh my god, we got this.
Oh my god, homie, we got this.
Oh, we're so gonna lose them.
Oh no!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can we lose them right here?
Ayo, this might work.
This actually might work.
I don't know how to turn the frickin' police lights off.
But this might work.
I don't want to touch anything in case it
Is it
When did the police go away?
Bro, why aren't they going away?
Oh, we did it it was E
That's it! That's it! We lost!
We did it!
Ooh la la!
We actually did it!
Oh my god!
No way!
No way the train tracks actually saved us right there.
Hey, what the hell? You walked me into Batman.
Woo!
I was crazy.
I did the next time.
I was actually crazy.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
It's all on ULD.
Lanky, dumbass.
Me!
Damn.
And I got a phone.
Go roll on it.
He started something with the ball as a shithole, CGF for life.
You done?
You dead?
Actually, we ain't CGF for life.
I'm giving you money for nothing.
Oh shit man, homey farm gangsters.
Oh no, no, he don't mean that long time.
I'm gonna reach cross lines.
Damn, I forgot we don't have a wheel on this thing.
Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea, man.
Smart shit.
But if I gotta hang you assholes out for this, the gang comes first.
damn i forgot we don't have a wheel on this thing
we doing it we doing it
Three wheels ain't nothing but a thing.
I feel like if I go and steal another vehicle, I'm about to get those stars right back.
So I don't want to risk it.
We almost home!
Oh my god, we did it.
While the man break it up.
Damn Lamar.
That was a dumb move, homie.
You do not make plans with the man you kidnapped.
God damn
That was crazy. I did not think I did not think we were gonna be able to pull that off at some point. I was like
This game sketchy this game real sketchy. Okay, let's look at the map
Let's see. What do we got next? What do we got next? I guess we go. I guess we got a switch to what's his face now?
Michael let's do it
Let's do it.
It's Michael's story now.
Three wheels is actually usual for ya.
Alright, let's go.
Game why was Homie driving away from his house though?
Oh my god.
The power that's unleashed with four wheels.
Am I gonna need my...
Oh god.
Yeah, let's use the GPS.
I don't know where I'm going.
Am I supposed to go to, uh, what's this?
What's the little T over here?
Who's that little T?
What the heck is that?
And why is it getting smaller every time I'm trying to zoom in on it?
Alright, I guess we're going here.
Hell, yeah.
Let's do it.
Not even a scratch on this vehicle, watch.
through no crashes I was so close oh my god I was so close if I could have just
break in front of them I had it
and why was he driving so far away from his house man especially when that's
what the mission is
watch out coming through y'all coming through
I gotta pay attention to where my turn is.
Oh, we got another side mission?
What's going on over here?
Oh, it's the... nah.
I'm attacking a security band, damage the center of the rear doors.
That's just gonna get you
wanted stars.
They're baiting you.
So you can get those wanted stars.
Oh my god, you know what? That could have ended up so much worse.
I was anticipating for that to be so much worse.
Woo!
Oh my god!
What's this radio station, bro?
A drug deal goes very wrong!
Alright, Michael, what's the next step?
What's the next move here?
Stop with the emotions.
Not GTA keeping it real.
your average ballroom player jimmy is your average ballroom player
Oh, shoot!
Hey, my man is crazy!
a lot wait I'm just trying to help you yeah well nothing says I love you like
smashing my fucking TV nothing at all you know the squad could hear all this
too because all he did was smash the TV the console still on he's still in the
party I'm sorry just wish we could do things together that'd be so awkward
man I'll be sitting there like damn family drop bike ride bike ride you
want to go on a bike ride fine fine let's go on a fucking bike rock oh my
god is that what we're actually gonna do are we doing a bike ride damn Michael
L suggestion boy what does Jimmy want to show us
you showed up you know that let's go Jimmy
Seriously, some guys borrow your bow, buttery.
You're riding in the head, Christ, in there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If there was anything other than what you told me, then that's on you.
All right, they fucking stole it.
And who knows what they would have done if they found me,
but I didn't expect more of one than to get killed.
You think I'm gonna let some guys ride off with my son?
Look, I need her back.
Holy Jesus
And now Jimmy not even a scratch not even a scratch Jimmy come on
It's fine
Hell Michael chill
Where we parking
Easy
here we are the bike rental place please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of
like force of habit damn Jimmy chill that was cuz somebody stole my boat okay
let's catch up to Jimmy Jesus hey we're going green
You're buying me a new TV!
Hey!
Sounds good.
Hey, which way are we going?
Oh, this way?
Raise Jimmy to the pier.
All right.
But if I beat you, you're going to behave like a human being!
How do I go faster?
Hey, Pop!
If you're such a health nut, you should do a triathlon or some other mid-life crisis nonsense.
You'll die first, old man, right after you buy the TV!
Damn
Press to
Control when moving forward to do a wheelie, okay
That was not a wheelie bro, hey Jimmy's about to overtake me too
ketchup imagine I'm a big juicy burger Jesus oh shoot I was I was just trying
to I was just trying to see behind me bro so there's no way to go faster on
this thing? God damn. How am I cruising so slowly? Also what that what? Oh my god I was
supposed to go over here. I mean it doesn't matter who wins, I swear to god if I get
an issue failed because I don't beat Jimmy. I don't even know what I'm gonna do. But I
I ain't gonna be happy. Let's put it that way. I'm definitely not gonna be happy
I'm gonna be very annoyed if I got to play this again. I feel like we should let him win anyways
Oh, how do we go faster? What is this? Why aren't we going faster?
Jimmy's about to beat me. I can't go faster though. It's so annoying
Yeah, let's go about the pistol.
Better slow down, Jimmy.
God, I let up for like a second.
Because I was trying to look behind me and see how Jimmy was doing.
And then this happens.
I mean, there's no way I catch up to homie. There's like literally no way.
He's cruising down.
Hey, he deserves that TV, then.
1000%.
Thought there was a way you could pedal faster I guess not
Unless it told me and then I like totally
Totally went over the instructions
Jimmy
You got a new TV buddy
Oh, me, TV, hey, I never agreed to that. Oh, shoot.
Real nice, dad. Bonding, good times. Yeah, well, I'm giving it my best shot. Hey, we're
having fun, right? You wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face. Ah, come on. I mean,
why do I have to hold your hand through this whole midlife crisis bullshit? And why don't
you stick your nose up Tracy's butt sometime? Because Tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford
so that thugs break in our house. Tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht.
Well, that's just because she's too busy getting fucked by dudes to get on TV.
You don't talk about your sister that way. Well, I'm sorry for the...
It's family drama!
...courting to her life invader page. She's hanging out with producers and porno guys this afternoon.
What are you talking about? Actually, it's all happening right out there.
Jesus.
That boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft?
You know the kind of boat, the one that makes a young, impressionable girl, drop her pants
and spread her legs?
Just the reason you brought me here, isn't it?
You fuck!
Ah!
Damn!
Oh, damn!
We're going for it!
Run towards the edge of the pier and then press.
Okay, let's go.
Hey-yah!
Whoa!
and then what hold to swim faster oh shoot but like how do I I don't want to go
down that far bro if you stand or water too long bro why is it god damn I'm
about to die I'm trying to get up bro I'm trying to get up Jesus Christ come on
Come on, man.
Oh my god.
Michael.
Why are the controls inverted when you're in underwater?
Why would they do that?
Okay, we got this. We're locking in.
We're channeling our dolphin energy here.
Hold.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay
Tracy
You come here right now
They are not
Producers for the new Avengers movie, okay?
You are not gonna be the next Wonder Woman
It's a different kind of Wonder Woman. All right
You're gonna be using a different kind of lasso. Oh, shoot. We gotta get some air
Dignity
What's going on over here?
Why are you diving in?
I thought I was going faster.
Oh shoot.
You're such a jerk!
Come on!
What's funny is like, Homie's got to be juiced up too.
I'm a fucker!
Damn.
We got the juicer trio coming after us now.
All roided up.
The roid rage.
Go!
Ah, it's flaring!
Hold W to accelerate. Let's go, let's go.
They're coming! Go into the house!
I'm going, I'm going!
Hold form of sharp turn. Okay, okay. Do I need to do that right now? Not yet, huh?
Oh, shoot!
Where am I going?
I'm just gonna go straight until further notice.
Don't shoot.
Do we go this way?
What are we trying to do here?
I'm just gonna go around then.
You're not passing us going to solve anything!
Woo!
I am that- oh my god!
I am faster, I am better.
You're going to get sorted and sex with you, you psycho-pats!
Yeah, you tell him, Tracy.
Oh my god!
They're gone!
Oh my god!
Whoa, this is the worst.
They're gone?
Cool.
See, it's okay.
I'll take you back to the gym.
oh that's a massive wave let's go let's go
damn you catch some big waves
I think we could all agree here that they were juiced up
It was not gonna turn out well Tracy
That's not the crowd you want
I
Mean same
Same Jimmy
Yeah, damn
Damn
Mission passed let's go one mission at a time one family drama at a time
The soap opera life of Michael what's next what's the next chapter here
What do we do Michael? What do we do?
Where we going now?
triathlon event now available a
Let's go my supposed to switch to Franklin or something
And there's no other missions. Do we just go here strangers and freaks? I don't know about that
Hold up, where else do we go?
What the heck is this you see this is what I'm talking about why doesn't it show us
Hmm
Bro, what's the next mission?
Or do I call somebody?
Hold up, let's see.
Maybe I ought to call somebody.
Let's open up the contacts.
Oh yeah, we got text messages.
Amanda.
Oh no, Lester.
I'm trying to locate that equipment.
It's going to take some time before we're ready to go jewelry shopping.
So spend your last few moments of your retirement with your family.
Damn, we already did that.
We've been doing that.
It's been a lot of drama
What's this new parts just in my drive with the new bumpers now I'm good
Stock trading Michael it might be at the time to start making some moves on the stock market. Here's the link
To the market to get you started nah, that's virus thousand percent of virus. I'm good
I'm good homie. Shall we see what's up with Franklin then like what else do we do?
Oh
What is it we supposed to do man, let's go to Franklin. Oh shoot. What's going on over here?
I guess we go home and what were you doing Lamar?
What the heck were you doing?
Hey, I want to put some basketball
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, pedestrian coming through
I guess we can we can do whatever that tea is that tea is sussie man
It's got me curious
It's got me real curious
Hey, we got her stamina up. Let's go. Out of my way. Out of my way!
What's going on over here?
Oh, it's Tanya! You forgot about Tanya.
okay excuse me I'm calling you where's your love for the hood JB ain't doing
good he needs help we need your help nigga we're gonna lose everything what
do I got to do same as before boo a little help with the tow truck nothing
for a real man like you just get yourself together your ass them went crazy
damn she somehow manipulated us into some free labor change wait is she
following me oh Tanya I don't got a wit I ain't got no I ain't got no car no car
Tanya how far is this place how far is the
take a look here I mean it's like two blocks come on Tanya you can use the
exercise we got this two blocks we're running there let's go easy peasy oh it's
been repoed oh let's go somehow all the lights are red perfect timing let's go
let's go
I ain't so cracked that I don't remember that night behind the burger shop.
Return to Tanya.
Tanya, keep up!
I'm chasing you!
I'm a hush, stable, man ain't tough, man.
What's up, my car?
Sorry, pops.
But I'm in a hurry.
Let's go, Tanya.
Sheesh, keep up.
This is good.
I'll keep your mind off the crack.
Exercise will keep your mind off drugs.
Let's go, let's go.
Just one more block Tonya you got this
One more block baby girl
My bad homie am I going the right spot hold on. I'll handle my
You turn Tonya you turn I think I think we cut through right here
My bad homie I am in a rush though. Excuse me sir
I'm gonna rush Tonya
Tanya you got to keep up can we just go through here oh shoot yeah I don't know
about that wait maybe though wait this is actually oh my god can she do that
please tell me she could do that
You tripping if you think I'm chasing you!
Come on, Tanya, let's go!
Just jump through the wall.
Hey, she did it!
I saw that. I saw that.
Alright, let's go.
Where's the tow truck at?
Oh, this one?
Done and done!
Out truck! You know the drill!
Oh, I do!
Let's go get us a vehicle.
A lucky plucker.
Parking without a sticker.
Shameful.
Hey girl, you can't be crossing the street like that.
say no work for later. Oh, you really fight the feeling this cost here ain't your time.
This ain't no work for a lady. I saw her fake jogging the other day,
channe some whacked out nonsense, that bitch is crazy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
like taking crack is the right job for a lady, huh? Got a certificate in cosmology,
you never seen my nails. What you got in the space now? You always
I did think you were so clapped by.
Remember, Davis High?
You didn't learn shit at that school.
Jesus.
You got your laugh on the corner, David.
To the lucky block.
Driving with no scratches.
I mean, we're basically in a tank, so.
So far, the damage has been minimal.
Oh my god, that car kind of blended in the street.
will go on get a move on then
so now you're not moving
now you're not moving
well then out of my way
jesus christ
there is a car parked
without a sticker
who's that
is that one right there
damn
we gotta line up our uh...
we gotta line this up
whoa
There we go, there we go.
Jesus, why am I, like, so disorientated?
We go like this.
Oh yeah.
Hey, there we go.
Okay, out of my way.
Going to the pans.
And then we gotta hold H to unhook the vehicle, alright.
Oh, shoot! It's okay, the city's gonna take care of that.
Y'all don't pay enough taxes anyways.
We gotta get this vehicle.
Oh, the move!
JB's going through a hard time.
A hard time sitting on his ass smoking crack.
I gotta keep his hours up.
Word is they gon' sell the business.
I knew all there ain't good news for the joggers with no papers.
JB's sold his social for a piece two years back.
That's a huge problem, but I just don't see that as mine.
You too good to cover a brother now?
I'm here, Anna.
I've been covering that brother for 20 years.
20 years?
Whoa.
at some point you just got to say nope
I'm going, I'm going.
Get that and hook it.
Girl.
See you round!
Can I unhook it?
Girl!
As long as I get the mission pass, it doesn't matter.
Alright, alright!
Wait, so what happened to my vehicle?
I am not walking back. I'm good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, I'm gonna take your vehicle.
I'm with the CIA. This is official government business. Your homies coming with me. Okay never mind
He chose
cowardly way out
I mean, I want to fight for his country. It is what it is
Hey, this car's pretty fast
Whoo
Damn
That my car let's go
Now what
Now what bro, I did all the missions. Am I supposed to go to the strangers and freaks thing now?
Oh, no, let's pull up a pull up homie stone. What messages do we got Lamar?
Shop got to stay around your crib for a time trill. Oh
you
We're dialing Lamar
What's had a bitch sorry can't come to the phone right now probably doing some gangsta shit leave a message
Okay Lamar, okay. Who else do we got? Michael? Franklin, you got to sharpen up on your shooting
for some time at the range if you can. There's that on Michael. Wowzers. Ayo, chill. Whoa,
whoa, whoa. I just got a brand new paint job. Chill.
All right, so what does that mean we got to go we got to go to the shooting range new parts just then
Chill let's see this part right here. Is that where we're going I?
Think that's where we're going okay done done and done. Let's do it
Waypoint. Just around the corner.
Uh, that tax confused me, man.
I didn't know if they were going to turn, but they did not make a decision.
And their blinkers weren't on.
Is it here? Or around the corner?
Oh, shoot. What's going on over here?
Hello, hello.
That was kind of confusing to be honest.
Listen.
NGTA is always going to be confusing.
Are we racing?
get a car. I mean, is mine fine? Or is it too slow?
Hell, this one's probably way too slow.
It feels slow.
I want a bit of new Bugatti.
Ooh, I want that one.
you
You
Let's go
Wait, am I still okay? This is not that bad though, right? Hey, what are you doing? God damn it?
Bro, why is my car so slow?
Oh my god.
Yeah, of course I'm gonna lose with this freaking car, man.
I'm blaming the car.
I ain't blaming me.
I'm blaming the car.
Bro.
Retry different cars, though.
I want a different car.
God damn it.
Okay, let's do it.
I think I can still do it without it, it's fine.
Now that we know the route.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up, hold up.
I got an idea, I got an idea.
Hey!
Wait, which one am I going?
No!
I messed up.
Throw!
Should I just start over?
Nah, I might be good, I might be good.
Oh, we're starting over, bro.
We're starting over, bro.
How do I start over, bro?
Ha ha ha ha!
How do I?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is gonna be a waste of time.
Oh!
I don't even think I can.
That's so annoying.
I can't even start over.
How do I get a different car?
Oh my God.
You know what?
I feel like I can still catch up to them.
I might still be able to catch up to them.
It's okay.
Now that there's nobody in my way,
I might still be able to catch up to them.
Ooh.
Okay, we're good. Hey clean clean wait, I'm about to overtake them
My god, okay, but I sent somebody else into the dumpster, too, right? Damn there's one dude. That's like super far-Head
Am I supposed to win this or am I supposed to just beat the other homie?
I was doing so good. There's somebody that's really far ahead already. I don't think we're
being them. Oh my god, this turn always gets me. Okay, but the fact that I was able to
catch up. I think it's pretty monumental.
Ah, man, bro. It's over. It's over. I need another car. I can't do it in this
vehicle.
Unless somehow that dude in the lead can like mess up.
Otherwise it ain't happening.
At least I'm not last.
Oh
Bro that was a photo finish for second that was literally a photo finish for second
Oh my god, just try the most accurate way to drive and get that get it done. Okay
Let's do it
Acura driving right now. Let's go
We're locking in
It ain't about the vehicle. It's about the driver. We're locking in
Excuse me
Excuse me, it's okay. I've come back from worse. It's fine
I've come back from worse
Hey, let's go.
That was part of my plan.
That was not part of my plan.
Bro.
How do we replay mission?
Let's go.
Replay it.
it let's go no replay it while I want to replay it replay is unavailable while
on a mission once you have passed the current bro I'm gonna let them finish I
I got a P. I'll be right back. I'm gonna let them finish.
Thank you for watching.
you
I might sabotage this red one. Oh, no. Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. No,
no, no, no, no, no, none of y'all taking over me. Let's go. Okay. Accurate from here on
out. No pressure from here on out. I have no idea where I'm going. I got to lock in.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We're still good, we're still good, we're still good, we're still good.
Oh hell, I gotta be close, right?
I gotta be close.
Oh, let's go!
Only that turn could have messed me up.
Or maybe this one?
Oh no no no no, not like this.
Not like this.
Wooooooooo!
The fact that I was able to do that.
Oh my god, bro.
That was my last one too.
That was my last one.
Damn.
They only gave me 200 for that.
200?
Bro, I've been stressing.
It's okay.
It was more about the achievement
It was more about the achievement than anything else. All right, so what the heck am I doing now?
What's what's the next I thought I'm trying to I'm trying to do this campaign
Bro, what's that over there?
Is that another uh, oh, it's a street race. No, I'm done with the street races, man
I'm done with the street races. I'm trying to do something else. What's this?
Vehicle impound, bro. I'm done working for Tonya too
hell no
Hell no.
It is a frickin' hot summer.
We reached 107 degrees yesterday.
107 degrees!
That's kinda crazy.
If you're not flabbergasted, I'm flabbergasted, okay?
Because that is hot.
Now, don't mind me, I'm just currently connecting my airpods
so that I can listen to the gameplay.
Bruh. Rockstar Social Club? No, I'm good.
I'm good Rockstar. No! No, I don't want it.
God, why? Why does it want to do this to me?
Since when did I ask if I wanted to connect my Social Club account?
Didn't ask don't care I didn't ask and I didn't care
But we're gonna do it anyways
Because why not I don't think it's gonna let me play the game if I don't
Unless I click another setting I don't I don't know why it's why it's going like this
Right, hello. Oh, there we go. Now we're back in business. We're back in business.
Alright, cut the Kawaii music. I know it's summertime and I know we're trying to get
Kawaii over here, but we also, how come I don't hear anything by the way? How come I don't hear
anything Luna my tech support is on standby she's figuring it out maybe I
just need to oh there we go thank you Luna and she don't even want to look at
me she don't even want to look at me she does it with her eyes closed all right
you guys ready and yes that was two gifted subredeems that we had to take
care of. Shoji VR and Dragon times seven. A great way to use your channel points if
you're not using it for Luna's Lucky Laguna. Okay, story mode. That's all we
hear for. We're all about the stories. It's all about story time.
Oh damn, we're just jumping right into it, huh?
That's right, when I won my car race, that's where we're leaving off at, right?
Hell yeah.
J.B.
Listen, please help a sister out with another job.
Call me and I'll explain.
Tanya, X-O, X-O, X-O, man, I don't want that, I don't want that many kisses from Tanya.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm sorry, Tanya.
We gotta keep our distance from you.
We don't know what we're gonna catch.
We're gonna get some airborne herpes.
from Miss Kanya over there you got lucky there there are always races going down
in LS sounds good bro calling it luck like a sore loser when in doubt say
they're lucky when in doubt don't take responsibility say you got lucky
pause first of all where the heck do we go next I'm trying to see where we're
going next we did the race I thought we were gonna that's so weird I thought we
were gonna do another another thing what's what's my brief mission you're not
currently playing a mission during a mission information will be shown here
burr well then what the heck am I supposed to do I thought by completing
that it would have done something maybe it's forcing me to do this strangers and
freaks bro that's far away though man I have an idea we're gonna switch to a
Michael we're gonna switch to Michael and see if it gives us anything different and in Diffie
Oh hell yeah
She just walked out of my car
Damn Michael. I didn't mean it in a rub my bad, bro
My bad, bro. They're not mean in a rub
Bucks there's pest control of some bands out there warehouses nice. We finally got a frickin
How do my way buddy? We finally got something to do with the mission. I'm on my way.
Oh my god. Not even a scratch. Hey I love this tune. Not even a scratch though by the way.
Where was it? Over here? Damn! Damn all the way down there! Bro, that's far! Oh, we're
traveling across Los Santos to get to the dam. Oh my god, of course. Of course. I might
I want a faster car, man.
I'm not really feeling it with this one.
That one looks like a slower.
That one don't look like it drives fast.
That one might drive faster than this one.
Forgot how you get out.
I was like, is it the E?
Is it the E key?
I forgot.
All right, don't mind me.
Is it luck?
Oh my goodness. We have to drive it like this
Is it just gonna keep beeping oh good hey now we're zooming
Hell yeah
This is what I'm talking about
We're gonna get there in no time
oh my god my bad
man a motorcycle will be get us there wicker
through the windshield oh my god I didn't know you could fly through the
windshield in this game, bro.
Wooo!
Damn!
Hey, give me that bike! Give me that bike!
Jesus.
No, give me that bike!
God damn it, bro.
Hey, and they're just-
they're just totaling my vehicle now.
Homie in the smart car.
Damn! I really went through the windshield.
How does it run?
Just feel good?
Hey, still good.
Oh my god, I didn't want to run over someone.
I don't want to commit capital murder
so soon, so early into the campaign.
Whoa!
Oh, shit, I was supposed to get on the freeway.
We're pulling a Uy.
Put it in reverse.
Oh shoot, one of my tires is a little busted, the turning field is a little awkward here.
Oh, God, he's totally dead.
I'm totally dead.
How do you buckle up in the game?
What do you mean buckle up?
What do you mean I was supposed to buckle up, bro?
Oh my god.
Back to the Los Santos hospital.
Damn, I wonder if we're racking up a bill.
If we're racking up quite the bill in Los Santos.
It's okay.
We're going to be using our tax payers.
The fine taxpayers in Los Santos is covering my hospital bills.
Where do we go from here?
Man, I really don't want the taxi.
I really don't want the taxi, if I'm being honest.
Let's go.
Let's go somewhere else.
Let's get another car here.
Damn.
Ain't nothing good.
What's that over there? That looks decent.
Damn, at least we're getting our stamina levels up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, I got a single fancy vehicle inside.
A single fancy vehicle inside.
We might have to we might have to do this. Oh my god
you
Oh god.
It's just got to be away from them, right?
No way they find me here. No way.
Easy escape.
Hell yeah!
Yee-haw!
Thought for a second they found me. Let's go! Damn, it takes a while, doesn't it? I mean it takes way longer than I
Thought it takes. I thought I would only have to sit there for like 20 seconds max
But it's easily a minute. Hello officer, don't mind me
You got a infestation?
your vehicle because I could take care of it. I could take care of it, officer. We are abiding by
traffic laws because I'm gonna be no wanted stars. I gotta make a right turn though, so I'm pretty
sure this is legal. Hell yeah. And on we go! So was I supposed to do this or was Franklin
supposed to do this? Franklin's busy with time, you know. He's getting it on. 20 seconds
This is kinda easy, bro.
Well, exactly.
That was my point.
It would've been nice if it was 20 seconds.
You think I'm out here trying to just sit still under a bridge
for three minutes straight with no fidget spinner?
Hail no.
I'mma squeeze on through. Don't mind me. I got bugs to take care of. I need like a
little siren on the top of my van. Wee woo wee woo wee woo. I got, bro, I swear to God.
me in his Jeepers Creepers van over there tailgating me unbelievable I like the
funky music oh shoot I forgot how to change safe brother this is why you
keep two Y's on the on the freaking road two of them only a one eye on the road
How do I change the radio station again? Is it...
That?
I thought it was R.
R4?
Oh, I'm still annoying. I thought first...
Goddamnit.
I mean, I don't hate the song, but I would like to know how to change the station when
I need to.
Gravity.
It's Rotten Corpse.
A job, well, the autosave slot already contains, sure, jesus christ, let's go!
Hell yeah
Damn what happened to homie's face
Was that from when I like flew out the window we got a dash for window good now we just need the knockout gas
I'm on it
I don't think it's that far away.
It's like just up the street.
But we need a vehicle.
Ain't no way I'm taking a taco truck.
Taco truck.
Ain't no way.
I saw some pretty nice ones parked over there.
Oh, look at that.
We're taking that one.
No one's got to be fast.
No one's got to be real fast.
Let's go.
Oh, hey, oh, you.
It's the souped-up Audi.
I don't know about the station, though.
I'll be going through something.
If he was listening to this.
I'll be going through stuff.
probably just got through a break up this that just ended my two-month
relationship and kind of song and she was everything
oh what the heck
shoot open the doors oh my god it's a moving thing oh that's so annoying okay
Let's see if we can do this. I haven't done this yet. No, he got in the freeway
Which where is he?
Damn he's down there, bro. I
Got this freaking map all weird now because my mark. Hold on because of this marker
De-select the marker, bro. Okay. Let's go. I
Haven't how do I shoot out? Okay, we got the pistol ready
Shoot out.
Oh, fuck it, dick.
Stop the band.
Oh!
Like that?
Let's go.
Excuse me?
Bro?
Did I get what I needed?
Oh my god, bro.
Did I get what I needed?
Or are the cops part of the problem?
Bro, the soup that Vowdy is garbage.
Damn it.
Are they shooting at me?
That's crazy.
Stay calm!
We are fine!
There's no way they'd find me.
Who would ever be stupid enough to be under this bridge?
Nobody.
Not this guy.
They wouldn't expect that.
You don't think I got the package?
I think I picked up one briefcase because there was three and then all of a sudden there
was only two on the ground.
Ah, let's go!
We got it.
We got it!
We are out here making moves.
bro that truck hitting me no way no way okay let's just go this way oh god
there we go Jesus we back on the road
What what homie say that's crazy man I did nothing bake it up bake it up
What's crazy is that I came back to my own hideout.
We delivered the briefcase.
Man, you can speed it up a little bit homie.
Uh oh.
Bank robbery plan is gonna be in pursuit.
Keep up the good work.
Excellent.
Now we all know why we're here. We've got a store to take. The plan is simple. Elegant.
Listen to Lester. My face is still beat up from lying through the dashboard.
Things go bad. You know the drill. This wasn't organized. We don't know each other.
We got caught up in a robbery and acted in self-defense. It's not going to be an issue because everything's going to go just fine.
Um, yeah, alarm system is easy.
Now, if I could need to be running things,
I could have it offline myself, no problem.
But, uh, you should be able to get us a pretty decent window.
How'd these things-
Oh, there he is.
And then the job you do.
Now, once it's down, you signal Michael.
He makes the call.
Thanks, look good.
We should be able to drop a present right through the air
bin on the roof.
Everybody goes to sleep.
No problem.
We take our time.
If we run into trouble, we move quickly
with force. Any questions? No? Let's go.
I got a question!
How much jail time do we get for a job like this?
A desynchronization down the steps.
let's do it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa our first
bank heist let's go
all right you got it down I got because you use too much gas on these guys you'll
kill him oh shit don't blame me the way these canisters is mixed just be careful
yeah okay listen I stuck my neck out for you here man you don't need to tell me
that shit again I got faith in you have but you're unproven unproven for real so
I improved myself when I jumped off the back of that yacht on the highway huh yeah
but these guys don't know you they see some gangbanger with a happy trigger
finger they got money and their freedom I ain't gonna fuck this up man good I
got enough shit oh my god don't worry about oh my the crew man they look like
serious people home they are for the most part most part I made a savings on
the hacker but that's a matter if I do my job on the shop floor but the rest of
the series right the gunman and the truck yes sir they're taking a serious
cut it better be fucking worth it exactly we pay premium to get the job done
Okay
All right, this is it up there there's a way through the site Jesus Christ and we went over days. I'm cool
Bruh is like a pile of cars over here, man
Get out when the gas is in the ventilation system. Give us the word
So we can't mess us up. We can't kill them. We just need to knock them out.
Excuse me! Exterminator! Hey, there ain't no one around.
That suits us. Come on. Get up to the roof.
Good. Makes my job easier. You know what I'm saying? How am I going to knock them out?
them out I believe we have some canisters that we are gonna ignite through
the ventilation system and it's gonna take them out. What the freak before I
take myself out of course Jesus.
What was that civilian interaction just die oh
Classic parenting
Huh what we got to get up there
I'm owning I
Got a whoa. Oh my god. I almost died. Oh
Oh my god, I almost died, bro.
What the freak?
Hold tab and use...
Damn it, I couldn't even see.
Okay, what am I doing?
Where do I throw it?
Hold tab?
One of these?
Hold to throw.
Where am I throwing it?
Oh, in there?
Damn.
All right.
Yeah!
I think I got it.
Not yet.
What?
Bruh, a little higher.
Got it, right?
Is that it?
How many am I doing?
We did it, right?
Jeez.
Yeah, we're doing it.
They're going out.
Nice.
I love her a lot. I just I wasn't thinking it was think about it like this. I mean I always say that I
Told them to fix that goddamn AC
breath
Famous last words what's going on and then I blacked out your honor
No idea. Okay. We got it. We gotta go. What am I doing?
Take stuff take stuff take stuff, right? That's what we're doing
steal the jewelry we got to take a bunch right okay okay okay okay
oh shit 50 seconds bro I guess I should have invested more in the hacker
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Move!
There's a spot over here.
I think we got it.
We got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got the last one, let's go.
We got we got it. We got it. We got it. We got the last one. Let's go
Oh
Why would you do that go, why would you?
Oh, I'm gonna stay close.
I'm just following these guys, right?
Whoo!
We almost ran into me.
Oh my God!
I don't want to be in oncoming traffic.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Four wanted stars, Jesus.
They're about to bring out the tanks on us.
The frickin' tanks.
Damn.
Oh god.
We're good.
I hope I'm taking the right one.
Oh god, we're good
Hope I'm taking the right one
Whoo
oh you gotta be kidding me bro get on the bike get on the bike get on the bike
get on the bike get on the bike get on the bike get on the bike
Jesus Christ oh my frickin Jesus bro oh no no no no oh my god don't leave
without me please please don't leave without me
I'm like right here, if you don't leave without me.
Let's go, we caught up!
Damn, they slow!
If I was able to catch up after all that time.
We're gonna start ascending, this means we can get out of here.
We are good with 4
We are good
We're good
Damn look at me take them out look at me go
Bro, I don't know of all this is worth it for a little bit of money in a way. This is worth it
Jesus Christ, how are we supposed to escape from all this?
I'm going straight right?
I know.
Oh thank god.
Woo!
How do we clear the cops?
We did it how are they not gonna recognize this van
I'm glad I got the I'm glad I paid money for the driver man cuz I feel like if I
God damn it. If I feel like I didn't do that, somebody was totally gonna lose the money.
I don't know if I needed the guns, I guess.
But it worked out at the end of the day, regardless of where I saved the money it worked out.
God damn!
heck yeah let's go
clean a clean mission no problems no
You know, I want you to stop by the house and then later on we'll celebrate, alright?
Alright.
Okay.
Yeah.
Huh?
I told you Lester, I told you.
You're making an action.
He about that life.
Alright, what's next?
Heist passed.
Was that enough though?
To pay off our debt?
To Matthew Osohomey?
Vanilla Unicorn?
I don't care if you got money now don't you get it? That ain't what I was looking for not then not now not ever
Just let me take you somewhere nice. All right. Where are you? Are you in a strike?
Go up stop looking for the easy way
Let me cause her in strip club goddamn we gotta get back together
The private dance approach the answer and press E
For private dance. Oh, is this where you is this where you get the dance?
Is it part of the mission?
And we don't got to do that right now, we don't got we don't got to do that right now
Only if it's part of the mission
Am I doing the right place is the exit right?
damn it's bright out bro all right Franklin it's time we do what we got to
do right we're going to Michael's how do we change the station please please how
How do we change it, man?
Cheap pose.
No, no, no, no.
How do we do this?
Tap.
It's not tap, right?
It's the scroll wheel.
Let's go.
Okay, hold on.
We got to mark our place, man.
roll
Get it for a gate. I heard this song in ages
same Franklin saying that wasn't part of the plane it's okay we can't back on we
began back up
bro where you going
fricking
you look like you were gonna turn and then you didn't
wild animal
bro you're turning on green light
unforgivable
We made it unscathed didn't fly through the dashboard
That's front door
Ayo Michael Michael there you are we out
Yeah, you fucking a right we did so here's the shot Lester's offloading the gems
Who knows a guy give us 50 cents on the dollar
Now we might actually have a little spender money left that we pay off that psychotic Mexican motherfucker. Whoo cheers
So that's that right. I hope so
The whole job
Everything about it. Anyone knows your file. What is wrong with you?
Davey long time no see and what about Trevor if that food cake realizes no no finds out you'll
I'm kind of reminds me of Nicholas cage fucked don't worry about Trevor Trevor's dead gotta be
Besides I didn't have nothing to do with
Whatever it is you're talking about
really
Oh boy
Albert story had a lucky escape when the thieves ran straight into the sea what did I say?
I say this guy hey you got to move these bikes I don't know anything about that
Damn Trevor make sure this is wonderful
That's pretty scary
Back to you in the studio
He knows he knows the famous line, bro
Yeah, pull up them pants
Yeah, sugar.
Tch.
Trevor, baby, you wanna smoke up now?
Don't do it, Johnny, don't do it.
Trevor, you be with my girl again.
I'm speaking with you, asshole.
Don't do it, Johnny.
I told him, Trevor, I told him.
We all get high, we all get high.
But that don't make it right.
Hey, Johnny, leave it.
The crystal has got us, babe, but don't make it right.
Don't make nothing right.
Not what you done with me.
I'm telling Johnny, leave it.
I ain't leaving nothing.
Trevor, a fucker to you, motherfucker.
Are you?
What are you saying?
Fuck him, my girl, man.
It's wrong.
I gotta fuck someone.
You want me to fuck you instead?
Is that the problem here?
Take off your pants.
Get up, boy.
All right, let's fuck.
You think this is funny?
Get them off!
I told him to leave it, Trevor.
I told him.
Leave it.
Shut up, Ron.
I'm about to fuck me a method ain't I cowboy get my boys suck from his toothless guns
Fuck you Trevor. Oh
I still love her
She's this the homey that was listening to that one song the car that we stole found him
No cattle boy, it's okay, man.
Jesus.
Who the fuck are you speaking to?
Who? Who? I'm talking to you, huh?
Damn, bro. Chill.
Next time, don't get in my fucking face.
I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap.
Get up! Get up! Fuck you, then!
Oh, he ain't getting up.
Gah!
Wait!
Jesus.
Trevor's insane!
Fuck.
Yeah, damn.
Now we gotta speak to Johnny's recently bereaved brothers.
Shoot!
Yeah, we gotta speak to Johnny's recently bereaved brothers
Shoot
Trevor stood on business there Trevor literally stood on business. Oh
Go to the grape seed
like you do stuff like that.
Damn.
Really fun to do stuff like that.
Wait.
This ghost I saw.
His name is Michael Townley.
Sounds like he's living in Los Santos.
Find him.
Really?
My cousin's there, but I don't.
Find him.
Wait.
You think me and I don't have to come see the biker?
We're in a hurry, but not that much of a hurry.
But he'd be very jolly to the gender,
Yeah, you tell him, wait!
You tell him what we're about to do.
Yeah, you tell him, wait.
You tell him what we were about to do.
What are we doing?
Hey, you seen Ashley Johnny's looking for her?
Well, you know, as a matter of fact, I just did just ten minutes ago.
Yeah, I saw her on the end of this penis here.
Johnny ain't gonna be cool if you mess with her again.
Oh, really? Well, you don't think so, huh?
Why don't we just ask them then, huh?
Hey, hey cowboy, you mind that I fucked your old lady?
Sorry, what was that?
Well, no, no, you don't mind?
Oh, because you're a dead man, and the only sentient party
on this island of the brain, and the crystal
and into my back.
Well, thank you very much, boy.
Oh, shit, oh, I like it, denial.
That is first part of the grieving process, brothers.
Now let's all hold hands, huh?
It looks like you got something you want to say, huh?
You got something you need to say?
This better be bullshit!
Oh, where are you guys going, huh?
Let's go, ladies!
Jesus Christ.
Is that van takes us back to the camp?
This area ain't going to have a biker problem much longer.
Follow the van!
Just fuck with the van!
That, we can drop those bikers.
I don't think I'm fast enough to drop the bikers.
Oh, my!
No way.
Wade!
Hurry up!
Jesus Christ, Wade, let's go!
Let's go!
Bro, that van's gonna get away.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on. There we go. There we go. We're back.
Oh Jesus Christ!
Man, I had to get accurate for that one. The one-shot pot.
Gee!
Woo!
Good Lord!
Let's go!
Man, it is difficult navigating this truck.
It ain't got the traction.
You know, why is Wade tweaking in the back?
Okay!
oh my god we barely made it across god damn
barely made it across bro
Maybe brain shut the finish row.
We did this now, Ron! All of us!
Shouldn't be my Earth, Dio!
Why?
I see some of the best rides!
Can't get the big ol' god over the handlebars!
But if there is a van, ain't they banners?
Jesus Christ.
No! You can't lead us back!
Oh, Wade!
Stop using your brain for a second, please.
Oh my god, was that a coyote?
We're taking them out! Jesus, alright, let's do it.
Jesus Christ I can't see the little crosshair thing.
Woo!
I'm reloading!
I can't see my crossing.
Let's go!
One of them got on a bike though.
Jesus is on the roof
I
Damn
Moving out
I'm here to offer a way out!
I can't see my- I can't see my crosshair, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Retreat.
I can't see my crosshair.
It like blends in with the background.
Jesus.
Oh, there it is.
I see it now.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
I also didn't mean to, like, take cover behind that weird Goofy-A car.
There's a Sky-A.
Driver's Special ability to increase the damage he inflicts on enemies.
How do I use that again?
God damn it.
Goddamn it.
There we go.
Our number one being on the roof.
Oh shoot!
Oh, are you happy?
You forgot how you can hurt!
That's the best thing I've seen!
Let's go back down there!
Now!
God damn it!
How was there so many?
Bruh.
I don't remember how to use this ability.
Was it alt?
Let me see. It might be alt.
It would help if I could see the crosshair, man.
I could barely see this thing.
Let's go... let's go over here.
Dammit.
He's alive?!
We's a lot no way
I see you
Bruh
Well, I'm about to die. I'm about to die
You know me when I'm irritated.
He's too far, let's go close!
If that trailer's got some combustible shim, then I can't see my crosshair.
Run at me, cock!
Come on! You think you're falling, comrade!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Look out in that trailer, huh?
go go go go go go go go I can't see
Go go go go go go go.
Is that it?
Return to the truck.
My god, we did it.
Bro, I had to lock in.
I had to lock in so, so hard for that one.
I got you, do anything!
Soda, snacks, I got you!
It's all part of the plan, I promise.
Get up, Trevor, get up.
Jesus Christ, get up.
What are you still doing here?
You said, I said go find a fucking ghost in Los Santos.
All right, you looking for motivation?
Did you get back in the truck?
Jesus Christ.
How Charm Phillips, special abilities from GKH's Charm skill take damage in play?
I know, I know, but I don't know how. I don't know how to use it.
I think it's old.
No, it can't be old.
I forgot what key I need to click to do it.
Jesus.
Oh, no way!
Dang.
Oh.
Sheee!
Damn, this was all part of Trevor's plan.
This was no random scenario. This was all part of the plan.
Who's that?
Who the heck is that?
We're going for it?
Push the trailer into the river?
I
Damn
in this area, go through Trevor Phillips Enterprise, or they ain't going!
you
Blast for me, man.
You- you- bro, you can't take a bite out of a donut and not finish the whole thing.
That's just...
Mm-mm-mm.
Crazy.
crazy can't do such thing
she's mission pass damn what you think luna what you think
that's pretty good huh why do i hear sirens i didn't do it officer i didn't do it wasn't me
oh i guess my answer you know i don't like using these things they're listening then make it quick
That business thing's been set up. The Chinese guy, Mr. Chang, is at the end.
You said that on the phone? What the fuck is wrong with you, damn it, Ron? Now I'm gonna have to discipline you and you know how I feel about that.
Jesus Christ.
Ron! We've talked about this. God damn. Alright. Quick bathroom break. I gotta pee. I will be right back.
And we're gonna see how we discipline Ron
Yeah baby, thank you guys for watching, the baby.
I took that quick peepee break
Let's see. How are we gonna discipline Ron?
What's the course of action here that we need to take?
on big boy wrong
It was that quick. Oh hell. Yeah
Listen, I go quick. I
Go quick
Where we going here?
What is this the Chinese?
I love how they just captioned you guys Chinese. Okay
Now, we gotta change the station, I'm sorry.
I know we're in the right area for that music, but hey, I'm good.
Boss, there's some guy's stock car racing around the way.
You should try it.
Now I'm good.
Stock car races are now available.
Let's go.
I might try it later.
I wanna see what's going on with Chinese.
you
I think I got it.
Yeah, we're just coming down to see the kitchen.
You can't get here quick enough.
The Aztecs are coming.
They think you took out Ortega.
They ain't mistaken.
We'll get down here and take them out, too.
Okay.
You sure your boss don't want this crank
for his own personal consumption?
No, no.
Ms. Pachengsinha is very specific.
He wants a good reliable source of methamphetamine. We will buy from you here and you can establish networks.
I'm worried if I die, Luke, what are operations all about? We're part of the slow math movement.
Bio-regional, look the floors only. Mr. Changsinha has much money.
I wouldn't be the first man to throw morals out the window for a paycheck.
I miss my turnfills, hold on. Hope you're buckled up.
I
Yeah
Manners chef these are our guests all right we got mr. Cheng and his humble service
Nice to meet you
Trevor we ain't got long till they get here everything and it's time all right gentlemen, please
Come check out the storage facilities
Apple room inside mr. Cheng please sir if you will
What?
Tour will recommence shortly gentlemen. Should we get the guns? Yes
And Trevor's really gonna war
I'm reloading
Peek it. Peek it. That's right.
Do I just go down there?
We better get on this!
Get D.Va's and come beat it!
Do I just go down there?
Oh, I go this way.
Bro.
Cool.
Reef.
Oh, no!
Did we shoot from here?
Hold on.
We go outside?
All right, all right.
How's he still live bro
I
What the other one
Grenade launcher damn
Well now you give it to me wait, which way was this guy at
I
Was doing so well too I was doing so well
Goddamn that's crazy that's crazy
Nah, that's actually crazy, bro.
I was genuinely doing so well until that happened.
Unbelievable.
We try again.
Why did Homie ever hand me the grenade launcher?
Is it out?
Oh, it's out.
Let's go, let's go!
How did that one dude get on top of the freaking roof?
I'm right behind you.
Don't hand me a grenade launcher this time.
Bruh.
Oh no, no, no.
only ran straight into my bullets
which way do I go?
damn
time to recommence it to our gentlemen
I think we have seen quite enough
Yeah
Hey, that's how you know we need business though
We survived the the warlord
crime
gang bang
Shabang
We did it
That's what I'm talking about new contact Chiang juniors. Let's go
This is not my car. Oh
Hold up wrong vehicle
Excuse me. I swear to God you knew your car. That's what I thought
You want to mess with me? I just took out a whole army
Whole army
We're totally gonna forget about the fact that I blew myself up with a grenade launcher though
We're not mentioning that ever again. Oh
Mr. Chang's definitely gonna sign the contract
I mean we could park anywhere right?
There's no, uh, we gotta slap you, silly Ron.
He gave the deets over the phone.
You killed Johnny K?
And they damaged my stuff, huh?
They smashed up my home.
Damaged my soul.
This, this, this, this, this statue here of impotent rage.
This fucking meant more to me than Johnny K meant to anyone.
And they smashed it.
Those pathetic, midlife crisis hog riding,
shaven headed, fruity leather chap wearing fucking assholes.
Assholes, Trevor! They are there!
Chap! We're in! Assholes!
Wait, wait, wait, you little shit!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Michael fuckin' Townley, right?
Bitch, wife, two kids, two moms, and...
Damn, Wade got a tattoo on his face!
Look, look, look, big, big face, Trevor!
They're got two people!
You are fucking useless!
Huh?
Find out who did that fuckin' robbery, alright?
And if Michael Townley lives there,
or anyone matching his description,
I'm gonna kill you and your fucking cousin!
Am I being clear now?
Yes, Trevor.
Thank you
Now smile
Now Ron
Shall we go?
You not believe the oh wait my statue of infinite rage the cheek
Cheever has some wild campaigns.
Where we going?
And now we get to driving to ATV.
Let's go.
Jesus.
no way no way damn okay ron didn't want any part of it huh
I'll come in your ear when I get a hold of you
Really?
Wait, how much is it? Oh, it's free. Thank God. We have a hundred eight thousand though. That's pretty good
So we need a scope and a suppressor.
A scope.
Advanced scope.
Etched wood grip.
Shooooosh!
32k, though.
Wait, I thought we have a scope already.
We have the advanced scope, right?
There's the necessary magnification.
Nice. And a suppressor.
Alright! Now, stop selling weapons to that half-wit cleatess!
How many rounds do we need let's get a few that's good that's good thank you my
good sir I'll be heading back onto my ATV with the massive sniper effort and now
we're headed back to run
Maybe at the water tower just north of the airfield
Two planes are touching down at the field on a weapons run
We're gonna wait till the right time and after a free item
Yes
Stop the vehicle!
Stop the vehicle, man!
Jesus Christ.
Between Ron and the ATV, they got my blood pressure up there.
What's up, Ron?
Yes, really.
Absolutely.
Really? Absolutely.
Almost dead because of the ATV crash. Yeah.
That would have been...
Yeah
You wouldn't believe this Ron one of these assholes is having a seizure or something
Am I supposed to pay attention to him or do I look for unwanting
Oh
There's one and there's the other.
That's off.
Good.
That was a fair to stop when it gets out.
Okay, okay.
Wait, why does he have to get out first?
I got a clear shot.
I'm on fire.
We gotta see what he's up to.
Okay.
Roger that
Okay
Where where
I didn't know where the control tower was oh this guy
a tower. Another guy's on his way. Clean shot, Trev. Another guy's coming out of the
tower. Must be looking for the one you shot. So long, sailor. Get your sights back on me,
Trev. I'm scared. In my crosshairs again, there's no one left to kill, so get over to that gas
tank and plant the bomb. I can't. There's someone coming out of that building. I could
Easy peasy nothing but light work
I'm saying it. Just keep a lookout. Okay.
Don't get the tank. Please man. Someone's gonna kill you.
You really got me before I finish. Nah, he's good.
Get the hell out. What?
Oh, he's hitting that chopper. Just fucking drive. You're bikers.
It's fucking for us, D. We ain't got a gun.
That was part of the mission, right?
Had to be part of the mission.
Oh, god damn.
I'm on my way, Ron!
Where's Ron at?
Hey, what do I do?
try using Trevor's special ability to help you during combat. Oh it's the
cap slot! Okay, hold on.
Oh, damn! Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. You gotta clear the runway.
Oh, I'm probably gonna die. Oh my god. Okay, have an idea, have an idea, have an idea. Get outta here.
I need a weapon.
Jesus Christ.
God!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I was so close.
I was so close!
Alright Trevor.
Let's see if we can do this.
One more time.
We need to help secure the airship. Why can't I use my sniper, bro?
I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
We got this, bro. We got this.
This is why I bought so many rounds. This is exactly why. Where they at?
He did, right?
I know the guys who came to your trailer here!
Bruh!
Dead biker!
Is this good to me as another?
They're all dead, homie.
Okay, now they're coming out.
I hope there's enough of these guns to go around!
Is that wrong?
I'm shooting at me let's go easy light work
Oh
Where's other guy at
I'm on my way
Let me have an assault rifle just in case
Whatever gets up to some goofy business
On the plane
Let's go
What wait why who the heck shot me
Oh
Say oh, shoot. No
Let's go let's go what is the hold up I mean there's another plane over there
Oh, we're gonna fly her home?
Yeah, damn.
One speed holds.
What the heck is that to take off?
Key number five?
I
How do I pull up bro, there's no way
There's no way bro
Hold on Ron. Oh my god, bro. I
Tried to pull up. What the heck is that symbol? It's saying like something weird key number five
No, that ain't right. That ain't right
Absolutely not. Hey, let's go. Oh, I'm so dead
How do you drive this plane?
How am I supposed to drive this plane?
I don't have like...
Oh my god, the fact that I lived.
The fact that I lived.
Wait, this isn't working.
Steer the plane with what?
What the heck are those, bro?
I'm so dead.
I don't have a keypad.
What are you talking about?
Let's try again.
It's not working.
That's not how you-
Use the number pattern. You can just hold the
left to move it.
Oh! Left mouse button!
Bro. Okay. Okay. We'll do a roll.
the guy who's taking receipt of these guns is in a boat just a little close adjust the
rudder I am aware of this
Oh, so close.
Ah!
Ain't no way.
Why is it so difficult to drive a plane in GTA?
Bruh.
Come on, we got this.
I told my contact to meet us just off the coast.
Hank, was the bike on your right, Trevor?
But then how do we get it back?
Dude, once I flip, it's like so hard to get it back on the other side, man.
I can't level out the plane the moment I'm like, hold on, let me see.
We can't do it here.
sure we're like higher up so let's get high okay okay there we go there we go
though it's hard it's hard with the mouse
perfect
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god up up up up up up up
I wonder if I can control like this, hold on, let me see.
I can't use the arrow keys?
Oh, that's so annoying.
Okay, well, I'm good.
This plane mission, man.
It's gonna be the...
gonna be my uh... my achilles heel
let's just drive slowly but surely we follow wrong about that
about that
i don't really care about him
now i'm good
there we go
there we go there we go
We got this, we got this.
It's like so sensitive, that's why.
It's so freakin' sensitive that we got this.
Obvious
Okay
Okay, whoa, bro, it is nerve-racking operating this thing. Oh, no, no, no, no. Where we going?
Okay
Drop your load drop the load not me right can't be me
Hello hello
Don't enter the airspace, okay, I'm trying to control this bro. I mean I'm lower than Ron right now
now. Dang. It should be. Oh shoot. Dropped the cargo? Where? How? Done.
Oh no, I'm dead. Flipping burgers on a Tuesday. That was not fun. That was not fun.
What's your your car?
No, I will make it there first race for onto the airstrip done
Am I supposed to go this way why can't I just like
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
OOP!
Why is it so difficult?
Bro, airplanes and GTA should not be this difficult.
I'm gonna just fall around.
But the thing is, I'm gonna beat him right. I'm gonna be ahead of him.
Wait, why can't I go this way? That's so annoying.
Why don't I just go this way?
I'm going this way, okay, let's see what happens
Can I not go through the mountain is that why oh we have to fly low
Mexico! Yeah! Guy in the boat is Oscar Guzman. He's in with the cartels.
If there's a mark, this could be a way to expand the business.
Like I hadn't thought of that. We might be able to buy into Oscar's thing, but leave that to me, Ron.
I'm sorry to ask this, but does your contact pay well for this kind of shipment?
Has it left up those warrior fleas for the Force? Did I settle the cost?
Oh, he pays! Better than any in this sorry country.
That's a good idea, man.
We'll talk about the exact split when we're grounded, okay?
All right!
Watcha be like 90-10 split?
We're gonna do our bow at Ron dirty! Dirty dirty!
Are we landing in the water?
Oh, I'm almost there.
I can't.
I think we're gonna be good.
Press R for the landing strip, okay.
What?
Reduce your speed?
How do I reduce my speed?
Oh no.
Oh, no.
How do I reduce my speed, bro?
Up, up, up, up!
Don't do this to me.
Okay.
Slowly but surely.
Landing gear?
I'm dead.
Does it work?
Does it work, though?
Can we...
Are we good?
Can I get out here?
It doesn't work.
I thought for sure we had it.
Come on, game.
Did the plane really need to be back on the landing strip?
Did it really?
No way we gotta do this again.
Oh.
to the airstrip all put your carcass in a rap yet jeez block
okay one more attempts one more attempts after this thing is landed i'm calling it a bro
once it became slow it became like really really more difficult
It might do. Or it might kill you instead.
I'm just gonna fly in order, and I'm allowing you getting there quicker.
For it's that crew coming up, if we fly alone, we ain't gonna show up on military radar.
Stay low over those wetlands, boss.
So the guns are going to Mexico?
Mexico? Yeah. Guy in the boat is Oscar Guzman. He's in with the cartels.
If there's a mark, this could be a way to expand the business.
I haven't thought of that. We might be able to buy into Oscar's thing, but leave that to me, Ron.
We're almost there.
I have to like walk in. An extreme walk in in order to land this goddamn plane.
We're gonna reduce our speeds. I didn't even know how to reduce my speed, so I was figuring that out
But we're gonna reduce our speeds
I'm gonna put the landing gear and then we got this. I don't want to go too low. Last time I felt like I was too low
That's why
So I think we got this so far
We're acing it you're acing it where is it it's over there. That's fine
We need to come over here a little bit
No, no, no, no, why did I do that hold up hold up
Ending gear
Landing gear we got it. Let's go. Oh
My god, bro. Hell yeah hell yeah
No, no, no, no, no get out get out
We have to control it in there? God, damn.
We've got to bring the plane in the hangar. Alright, hold on.
Jesus.
Oh, I swear to God. If I crash this thing, if it blows up right before I get in here.
Can we put in reverse? Okay.
Slowly but surely.
oh that was good that was good I thought it was gonna take me like 20
attempts that was good Jesus
shit but there is no price for emotional attachment I mean you might
forgo your cut I believe in you brother thank you thank you believe I mean I
I will good idea don't have time to dwell on that now because we got more runs run
If there is one thing that they need south of that big fence it is
Wait, what did he say is he not giving him any cut
You can now purchase various properties throughout San Andreas.
Business properties available to buyer are located.
Hey, let's go!
Business properties!
Wall of the properties such as car garages can be purchased and used to store a vast
amount of vehicles.
Alright, alright.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
We did it.
We have overcome the impossible.
God damn.
Bro is like one of those living tales of like panhandlers,
essentially, where he'll just like travel with nothing but
the backpack on his back, basically, and just do stuff
like that where he'll just be like paying for people.
You do have to tip him modestly, though.
He's expecting like a modest tip.
Homie will not accept anything under like, $20 easily.
Easily.
Damn, it's raining and it's sunny.
How's that possible?
Where are we going for our next mission?
We gotta travel to see, right?
What the?
Get in the car.
Get in the vehicle.
I'm so excited for GTA 6 as well.
What are you most excited about it?
That's what I meant.
Just a second.
I'm just excited that it's gonna be Miami and Miami based GTA sounds so epic
It's gonna give me like Dexter vibes that whole
Cubano the Cubano aesthetic cousin. What is this what they call this San Andreas slash
slash
Los Santos, right?
Gives you that Cali vibe. I feel like Miami's gonna be somewhat similar because it's that same like beach aesthetic
But on a Cubano level
Did I have to go over there?
We're putting it around
Beautiful
What the heck is this place wait? We did we do this already? This is the
The Chinese businessman
White Trash Hill, Billy, Wallace.
Get down here!
Wallace!
Okay, no, no, no, we're still in the linear timeline here.
We're discussing terms.
What we have to do for these people is insane.
I think I have proved that my organization can handle weight.
And I think I have proved that my organization is a reliable supplier.
In short, it's you and me.
Give me some of that goddamn axe.
I'm afraid we want to go down a different path.
Bruh.
We want to explore other opportunities.
Why, Ja'Hor?
Why, Sly?
Yeah, we will find the fucking shot.
Fuck up!
Oh, boss.
Damn.
Father wants something a little larger.
We want to move drugs, perhaps guns.
That's exactly what Trevor wants to do, though.
I mean, since I was a little kid, I dreamt big.
I've always wanted to be an international drug dealer and a... weapons trader.
Alright, so I'm begging you.
Let's make this happen.
I'm very sorry. You're sorry?
You're fucking sorry?
I just spilled my fucking guts out to you, and you say to me...
That's the last time Trevor's gonna be vulnerable, man.
That's the last time!
Oh no, no, no.
Can you imagine that being your dream job?
You just wanna be a weapons trader.
Who?
Look at that!
Who?
The O'Neil Brothers.
The O'Neil Brothers, huh?
Yeah.
You shitting me.
No.
That's the boss.
O'Neil Brothers, I hear a little birdie telling me that they have a bit of a problem, since
one of them is going to have to be surgically removed from the skull of the other.
Fuck you guys and fuck them.
Whoa.
So we're on our way to the O'Neil Brothers.
I love- NO DRIVER, NO!
I was vibing to the music!
And in context to back to the GTA 6 talk, I just feel like it's gonna be such a fun
and chill game.
Chill?
I feel like that's what's great about Grand Theft Auto, is you can make it however chaotic,
like right now we are in our chaotic era with Trevor. Trevor's going off the deep end.
Okay, for Trevor's mental sake, we'll leave the music on like this. Uh-oh, that's answered.
business. It's business, fella. You want to discuss it? We're at the farm. Ernie, Earl,
Walton, Wyn, Dale, Doyle, Darrell, Dan, Oliver. Jesus. Start writing those names on two stones
because I'm on the way to your lab and we're gonna see how much of a family meth business
You got
She's I had to make Trevor repeat himself with that car
Goddamn whoa
The O'Neill's ranch here I could
Woohoo!
Ma-ma!
Man, I feel like I gotta roll in in a semi-truck or something.
What are we doing?
I go by foot?
Get to the vantage point on the hill?
Done!
Damn, are we gonna be snipers with people?
Little sniper action?
For a chance?
O'Neill is dying today? He might have to. And in his own words, it's just business. It's just business.
I just spoke to that maniac Trevor. He's coming. Get down to the Met Lab to protect him. I hope he don't get through these idiots, but we know they're idiots.
Come on, let's go see them Chinese villains.
Valid.
Very valid.
Oh, how many brothers you've got you in, bread-breed.
So we just go for it?
I don't know how I'm going to do it.
Wait, if I still have my sniper.
Bruh, let's go.
But I'll kill all of you, and I'll torch your cookhouse.
Hell yeah.
Who else wants some of these?
See you damn was that a two-per?
What I missed bro
Oh, did I miss damn he's in the trees
He's in the trees. Oh, I see him running over here. I see you running over here. Hey, what the freak?
How do you land a shot at me from that distance?
Girls got hacks. The zoom is insane. I'd hope so. I'm a sniper. Can you imagine I?
Guess I could oh my god
Where are they I see three red dots battle there's one. Oh
He's like right here come on a hiding boy. Where the frik is he?
Oh, there you are.
Damn!
Did we just do this?
Bruh.
That's gonna blow, right?
I'm so glad I bought the animal for the sniper.
It just makes it so much more easier.
What do we got to destroy that?
He's gonna burn!
Damn, they got more family members in the house?
Well, come on out!
It's time to switch this to- whoa, what's with all this ammo?
That's crazy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa now.
We can be civil about this.
We can.
Bro.
What the heck is everyone?
Oh, shoot.
No!
I was doing so good.
Bro, I was doing so good until I had to go inside of the house.
Horrible vantage point.
Horrible.
Let's go. Where's everyone?
Out of here buster out of here buster na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na. Oh, let me reload. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Let me reload
Hey, what the free
Do I have a grenade? I got no ammo in it though. Yeah, let me switch to a sub and see what happens
Where we going we got to go up
It's just business!
What do I do?
You to pick up the jerry can?
Damn.
Oh, it's really gonna burn now, huh?
Man, Trevor is one insane dude.
Did y'all ever get nostalgia from smelling like a certain type of gasoline?
I think it's diesel that has that like juicy smell
How do we light it if the gasoline trails incomplete missing no way I missed the spot
No way I missed bro. You're kidding me with this that one little yellow dot on the map
You're kidding me with this
Bro, why?
That's so stupid. I
Started like one step ahead. Is that what?
So tough. All right, let's get out of here
Do we just shoot the trail?
Can I go this way?
Or is it blocked?
Oh, it's blocked.
Let's go!
Let me out!
Where the frick is the exit?
Damn.
Now what?
Okay, yeah, we gotta shoot it.
Let's do one pistol shot.
Epic style.
BOOM!
A.O.E.
Burn you disrespectful pricks!
Burn!
I can't stand the smell of gasoline, my head starts to hurt so bad.
Yeah, for me it's like, just over clear here. It's not like any type of gasoline, I'm saying.
I think it's diesel, like it has a specific, a specific strong smell, but like almost in a good way.
where our brains are adapted to like make that smell good.
I don't know, unless it's just all gasoline for you.
It's quite possible, right?
Get away from the farmhouse.
Why is there like an army?
It's going to come after me right now.
Damn, this thing is pretty fast.
Sheesh.
Which way are we going?
How far away do we got to go?
damn don't scare me like that mission pass oh oh damn that bro there goes my
cranium totally folded in ain't no way my head ain't leaving that spot without
some some type of dad mama I'm coming home pause let's create a chick point yeah
or a waypoint is what I meant by the way I redeemed it a gift it's up that's
right and then I saw another one earlier too and then somebody said to give it
out so we got to do two to get all I think I'll be able to do while there's a
cinematic scene happening that'll be fun
mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
The alert scared you too.
Bro, it's just like out of nowhere.
WOOOOO
Man, these things are so much fun.
I've ridden one in Vegas and...
Where else?
Uh...
I SEE YOU WAYED!
I
See you you're not even hidden. Have you got it?
No, I've been trying Trevor. I've been trying come on over here. All right. I ain't gonna hit you
Oh, he's gonna hit it. I've been trying. I know I know
Rock-a-side I thought you said you weren't gonna hit me. I thought you said you were gonna find fucking Michael Townley
There's two Michael Townleys living in L.S. One is 83 and the other one is at
kindergarten. I asked a teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She's
threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor. Shut up before I molest you
all right. Now is there anything else? I looked through the phone directory. I did
find a Michael DeSanta about the right age married with two kids that's him that's him Amanda
bro don't you ever not tell me things i want to know
No!
Garry Trevor!
Ron, you little bastard!
Get out here!
We're going to Los Santos!
Are we?
Not you, me and Wade!
What about me?
You're CEO of Trevor Phillips Enterprises!
Find us some business so that we can make some money!
And tidy my shit up!
Let's go!
Wait!
Come on!
I'm driving.
You can jerk me off if I get away.
There we go!
I'm joking.
You can suck me.
is Trevor ever really joking we might hop on the backseat wait let's get real
cozy together bro get on the backseat what you mean wheels oh I swear to God
You know, like my 4x4?
Well, I had to leave my truck behind.
Unfortunately.
Can we just...
Yeah, follow me.
We're running there.
Who are you talking to?
Bro, ain't nobody talking to you!
Talking about keeping some frickin' teeth and...
What the heck?
Oh, shoot! Now we got the real Thunderstorms.
Don't be scared, wait.
We can't- wait, can you actually be struck by lightning in the game?
Oh, that is epic.
Wait, this is like a lightning storm, right?
This is like the hot zone to the lightning storm?
Am I about to get struck?
That's really cool.
What the heck just happened, bro?
Oh, is it the stamina levels?
Let me see. God damn, Homie.
Homie just flopped like a fish straight into the pavement.
Damn.
We got to work on that, Trevor.
We ain't got no- wait, how far are we running? Jesus. I probably should have checked. I mean, it's not that far.
Oh, there it is. There's a car. There's a car. I was about to say there's not a car in sight.
Oh, there's one over there. Let's go get that one.
I don't want none of these bungalows.
Follow me, wait.
We're about to get a nice set of...
Goddamn, Trevor!
Five years of Pilates, and this is what I get.
Hell yeah.
I found it
Do they really care for you if they don't feed you in better means?
to your life. I'd beg to differ. I would beg to differ. Have you actually done Pilates?
You know what? I have. But I've been so... UGH! Bro, there's no turning on this vehicle.
I'm dead.
Uh, abandon ship!
I did wait to yell out.
Again!
Abandon ship!
Goddamn.
Brother, it was like no turning on that thing.
Anyways, yes.
I have always wanted to get back to Wade.
Homie's sinking in the-
Oh my god.
Bro.
that vehicle is done for get out of there what are you doing is he still in
there where is he
no way oh there he is oh bro okay follow me
Jesus, come on, wait. Hop to it. Start jumping. Can he not do that? Is that why? Where's he going?
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. So yeah, I've always wanted to try Pilates, but it's weird. I've never like...
You have to do like a class of some sort and I don't know about that.
Pilates stream when? Hey, that'd be kind of dope though, right?
That'd be kind of intense.
Show off some of these Pilates skills.
Alright, sir. I'm tired of running. I'm taking your vehicle. It is what it is.
This is for the CIA.
We are on a secretive mission. It can't be discussed.
Hurry up and get in wait before this guy wants his vehicle back.
We are undercover, bruh, if we would have just ran there, god damn.
If I ran two more steps, I would have made it.
Damn, this gloomy, this real gloomy.
You're gonna teach us Pilates?
I teach you Pilates.
I teach you some Pilates.
Just rule blotties, spread em.
I got you got buff, you're gonna get all the money.
Plant the sticky bumps.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Those are my gifts for me.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Huh?
You saw nothing.
Tab to use the sticky bumps.
Where's the, where does he want me to put it on the trailer?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, oh there it is.
Get close and then press twice.
I'm hitting the black top, brother! So low!
Goddamn. You think we can make it? I don't want to have to go all the way around.
Ain't no way he sees me, right?
How are we supposed to stick bomb that other one, though, behind it?
Sticky stuff.
They don't see me, right?
Oh, shoot.
Okay, they gone.
Wait, I might as well do this one here.
That doesn't count.
Aw, that's the wrong one.
Bruh.
Oh, shoot.
Man, Homeboy is blocking it.
Let's go to this one instead.
I feel like it's taking too long.
Not this trailer, right?
It's the other one.
Is this like the El-He-Fe-S bungalows?
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't want to cause any trouble now oh shoot someone's getting
they don't see me they don't see me I'm just gonna sneak oh there's that dude
right there how am I supposed to have an idea have an idea have an idea no I was
So close bro.
Sticky bomb!
No, please.
Please.
Sticky bomb.
Hold up. Hold up.
We're gonna have to shoot our way out of here.
Where is that?
You better come here and fuck with me!
Run!
We just got one more.
They're clueless. They have no idea where I am.
Come on, boss! I'm here!
Let's go!
Trigger it with G.
Done.
Hell yeah.
I almost failed the mission.
Let's go.
What the where she come from
Los Santos so we're not gonna be weapons dealers
I tried to hit homies so bad
Pay for with my good friends cashed millions
Damn
Jesus
Yo, Trevor, chill!
Jesus.
Wade is your typical Gen Z attention spanner.
He only needs tiktok right now.
To be able to keep up.
Oh, yeah, the dialogues are great and crap the bottle man award-winning
I'll tell you a story
Whoa!
I like stories
Of course you do
This story is about a boy called Trisha
Trisha, boy, thank you
It doesn't matter
That's weird
He was weird
He was the smartest, toughest weird
Driver
Good Lord
Where's Kid in Canada?
Well, in the Canadian border region of America
Canada?
This boy
He had all the talent charisma and guile that a boy could have but he didn't know what to do with it
He should become a baseball player
Because he's not a fucking sellout idiot or hockey player
And he did for a while, but it's cool accidentally had a sick jammed up his ass
Jesus.
Woo!
I've seen it on the hard day card.
So, this is Ghost Santos.
I guess it is.
I always wanted to come here.
But you got stuck in the desert.
In the big city.
Best part of the city.
Woo!
The death.
Breaking news.
Yeah, yeah
Look at the city
We're on our way
Michael this is where I
Where
It's been nearly ten years, which he'll keep for another day or so, my old friend, and
mother.
Fucking fuck!
I'm grieved for you!
Fucking dead.
And we're my best friend.
You guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep, you fuck!
Let me guess.
Trevor, Trevor is going to be the one to take the giant dookie on his front doorstep.
Just a hunch.
Wade's cousin's apartment.
Oh, they met in the Air Force!
I totally forgot about that backstory
Oh, so it's Michael!
It's straight here. Just straight over this one. It's a rag up here.
You don't turn here.
Huh? What are you trying to do?
There's the place! I think it is, at least.
Is somebody living under there?
Somebody legit living under there, man.
Come up here, Trevor!
Or is that just storage?
Bro, that looks like a classic LA camp.
This company you can't smoke here, and you can't stay here. How'd it go? Doesn't it been a while?
Yeah, I ain't seen you since you was called that one bit a guy would never prove
You can't go both of you my girlfriend. She killed me if you knew I had guests
There's not much of a girlfriend if you don't like your family
Trevor's gotta watch that
Wait
You go out and fucking get me something you go to
Yeah, let's not call the police or anything.
Let's just let him boss us around immediately.
Mission pass!
Friends reunited.
Aww yeah.
So what, now we're going to go visit Michael?
Trevor or do we go Michael Franklin Trevor and now all available to switch between.
I see Michael on the map though.
I think I got to play as him right?
How do I get out of here?
Let's see.
I think I got to play as Michael.
Damn.
He's so close now.
me is so close. What's Michael up to?
told you out of a Midwestern trailer park got you a big mansion in Rockford
Hills health the only thing you got to worry about anymore is what part of your
body you want to have chopped up or sucked out of you screw you Michael but
you won't I was faithful to you up until I found you in a stripper I would
divorce your ass if I could you are nothing but a murdering cheating
hypocrite thank you Michael whatever the fuck our face last name is you have
I'm ruined at my serenity yet again. My yoga is fucked.
Oh, is that what you're calling it now? You and your fucking yoga.
Did someone say yoga?
Oh, hello, Fabian darling.
Namaste.
Namaste, Michael. Fuck yourself.
Michael!
You've got the work on your anger, Brazil. It's killing you.
Hey, tell me about it. Ah! There you are, you little shit.
You looking for this?
I was not expecting Trevor to be here.
Hey, holy it's good to see you man. Mmm. Yeah, I bet it is
Of course, I'm not the one that's been
resurrected
She ain't this grand
Yeah, I
Got a bit of an awkward situation
You're telling me bro
Yeah, one of those, fake your own deaths to your best buddy,
and then run off with the doe, and then live in the big mansion.
Awkward situations.
It's one way of looking at it.
Yeah, do you have any other ways of looking at it?
Because I am all out.
It was a long time ago, man.
I've been in witness protection.
I still am.
That's great.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're a terrorist, aren't you?
You're my man, aren't you?
Amanda, it is good to see you.
I missed you.
You used to be God, or why not a nice new text, by the way?
Jimmy, you used to be a thinner, but I can't blame you.
Who are you?
I must stay. I'm Fabien.
Good lord.
Where's Trace?
So good, so good.
Where's your sister, Jim?
Um, she's, uh...
She's, uh...
She's trying out for TV.
She's what?
Yeah, she's auditioning for Bamer Shame.
Bamer Shame?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, it's that talent slash skill show.
She loves it. You guys know that.
What's her talent?
What's her?
Oh, Christ. She's a horrible dancer.
Michael!
She might disagree with you on that.
Jesus Christ. What now? Now? Where?
Um, the Mays Bank Arena.
Oh, Tracy, being humiliated. Let's go. We go get her.
We?
Yeah, we. What are you gonna stand here and argue while your daughter becomes a national laughing stock?
Huh? You're worse than I thought.
Now let's go! Come on!
Okay, Trevor's just happy to be part of the situation here
God damn
All right, Trevor for old-time's sake we're gonna do it, you know, I can probably handle this myself
Let's say we grab a beer. Hey, let's catch up properly. I'm good. Oh, Jesus Christ, bro
There's got to be a speed limit on this street
Hey, fuck you.
Yes, you're a model husband in a wonderful barrister.
You can just tell.
You walk into my home and try to tell me how to run my life.
Don't work like that, amigo.
It's nice to see you at all, but you stink like piss.
You got blood under your nails and you look like you've been up for what, a week?
Who the fuck are you to tell me anything?
I'm someone who knows you, you fucking slippery snake.
every snake. I know the second I leave you. You'll just go home. We're going to get your
girl from these assholes. You're not abandoning her like me and Brad. Yeah, Brad. Your mother
must have woke up handcuffed to a hospital gurney of that stunt of yours. He still writes
to me from the joint, you know. Really? Yeah. Okay. So, now you're ready. Oh, I'm getting
by the lowliness heartbreak of course living most time close few hours away okay
few hours away the alamo seat ah here it's nice there fucking beautiful man we ain't
going to tell you this board jesus bro what are you doing why'd you swerve an enemy you know
Yeah, well, you know, I'd ask you to stay, but...
Yeah, don't worry, all right?
I got somewhere to crack, so we'd work things out.
With actual friends.
We got things to work out.
Yes, sir.
Woo!
Oh, let's go, let's go.
Move it, move it.
Okay, this will be it.
Made Bank Arena.
Let's find out what's going on.
Okay, this will be it! Made Bank Arena! Let's find out!
HEEESH!
Perfect!
Come on!
Outta my wor-outta my wor-i!
Runs away, Jesus Christ!
Oh, me, it was just a prank.
It was just that harmless, innocent prank.
Oh, man, he's like any claws of the TV presenter.
Bitter ass.
you
And now we can start moving.
That's what I'm about to do!
Bro, it's fast though!
Look at that thing!
Look at that thing go bro!
How am I supposed to...
Do I shoot the tires?
Like, what do I do here?
Woah!
Bro, hold me, there's no way I catch up to this.
How am I supposed to catch up to this guy?
Oh my god, where did he go?
Oh, he's up there, he's up there, Jesus.
Okay, I saw him, I saw him go to the left.
Oh my god, am I gonna lose him?
Jesus Christ.
Christ, the semi truck is not ideal.
Woo! I see him up ahead.
We gon' get him. We gon' reel him in.
I'm on it. I'm on it. Goddamn, this thing stood up to turn.
Can't go any faster. I can't go any faster. What is this?
There we go
So how long is this chase gonna be?
And my supposed to be doing something different I got to shoot his tires or something right
Jesus Christ, where are we chasing this dude?
Ah, holy smokes!
Bro, he's zooming!
I don't know if I can catch up to him.
Unless he stops.
is he gonna oh he stopped okay thank goodness I was like bro how am I supposed to stop this guy
Besides, you tried to kill me, now I got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits, plus, I'm an addict, alright, and I've got...
HEMICUSTER, HEMICUSTER!
What's your...
Kev, huh?
I mean, it's like you lied to me.
Dude, haven't you seen my show?
It's not live, it's not funny.
That's my genius, I've got no fucking talent.
Very ain't being humble, team.
You proved your point.
This is your daughter.
You should be wanting to rip the fucking ponytail off the back of this guy's head, and you!
Oh, okay, though, okay, though,
Hello?
Come on!
Lower?
Come on!
Please don't kill me, okay?
I'm gonna be on a magazine cover next week!
Alright, come on!
Get out!
Hey, come on!
Go!
Now!
Before I change my mind!
I got it all on my camera, you fucking pussy!
The world's gonna see your shit!
I'm going home.
How the fuck did you do it without me for nine years, huh?
Jesus.
Oh, shit.
What did you do without me for nine years, huh?
Hey, we need to talk. That's about to tell you the same thing. Okay. Meet me at Galileo observatory soon as you can get there
Okay. Oh
Is that our witness protection?
contact Brian got no vehicle I need a vehicle anybody be who's be
All right, let's start moving
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sir. I am sorry, but this is official business
How's where we going in we're going to be oh
We are okay, okay
The Federal Bureau of Investibutions.
Sir, you have a nice car. I'm gonna have to steal it.
That's... uh-oh. Lester's calling.
Man, this car's pretty fast.
I'm on my way.
We're about to do it.
We're about to do what has never been done before.
Have a decent conversation and grant that thought out.
you
I've unfortunately created a situation for my self-wear.
I need to use my actual legs.
Bro, where is the entrance to this place?
All the way down the-
Hey!
How you doing?
Well, it's good as can be expected, but the news is not good.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I know you're talking jewelry job.
Hey, seriously, you're imagining things.
All right.
I did it.
Arrest me.
You know what?
You'll be saving my life.
Because you called it, motherfucker.
What?
You called it.
Trevor.
A couple of days ago.
Trevor.
We haven't really talked about anything either.
But if the when he starts asking questions about why you're not feeding worms south of the canada
Did you know shit now I do now I do
Together so
If your problems are my problems, then I guess that means that
My problems are sort of
Perchance.
Oh my god.
shit now so what are we gonna do about it what do you need this guy burden and
carol off oh agency claims he's dead we at the Bureau think they're full of crap
we think he's being debriefed someplace so apparently he has information which
will put me and my superiors out of circulation his agency bookers are got
the corners off his lockdown we need you to verify the body how am I gonna get in
here no you've played dead before haven't you holy Christ literally bonk them
Goddamn.
Oh, we got the bomb.
What?
Did he really just say Blader's Burgers?
Should we wake up now?
We're waking up!
Jesus.
But but it's a ghost
Oh, are we taking him down taking him down
search the morgue for the body okay okay about this one
What the?
I'm dead. Bro, they were waiting. That was a setup right there. I've been ambushed.
Bro, packs of them waiting. Packs of them.
Good grief. Am I supposed to shoot my way out?
We escaped from the building. I'm reloading.
Oh what the freak?
Chill!
Oh my god!
heck yeah kind of weapons we work on with shotgun what the I'm trying to
reload this thing. Goddamn. We gotta get out of here. Whoa!
He's chasing me.
Michael, your weapons will be in the Black Trash Bag.
Do we need it though?
I think we need it.
Burp.
Yeah, let's just go here.
Get you deep.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't know what's going on here, but I want the fuck out.
Good grief.
Let's go.
Here I go.
This is fucked.
Oh, do I get out of here?
I got some machine gun.
Let's use that.
Let me go
Where we going oh god
I don't see what is this we get it
Who's shooting me bro, not there god damn
Brooke
Okay, let's go
We got guns
Bruh
God damn that was risky business
We don't survive that that's like solitary confinement for 50 plus years
Wic oh my god this car sucks
We gotta lose the gaps
Somehow.
Have an idea.
Have an idea, bro.
I'm gonna hide right here.
you
I
Thanks, all right
Thanks big thing I told you I know people
That's who looked after me when I retired you did
Yeah, he did. I mean, I think I did.
I don't know who shit Jesus Christ, Franklin.
I got so many stories, I can't even keep them straight.
I'm full of shit.
Yeah, but your full of shit got me a lot of paper.
Want to score with you?
I made more money than I ever did, Husky.
Oh, yeah, I mean, I'm a great thief,
but, you know, it's the other shit that I ain't got figured out.
So what's the deal, man? What's the deal with the bureau, man?
This clown. I mean, I ain't even gonna kill a guy.
Fucking cocksucker.
We did a deal a long time ago.
Didn't go quite the way it was supposed to go.
Wrong guy got killed,
So I had to go into kind of an informal witness. Oh my god. Was it was it supposed to be Trevor?
That was supposed to die. Everything was cool. Damn. Problem started when recently I became
Unretired. I mean he shows up starts calling in favors telling me to do shit. I mean look Franklin
I'm working for the fucking Fats. Oh
Fuck man. Oh fuck man. Yeah, and that ain't even the worst part. I never tell you about Trevor
I think so, but if you only think so, then I wasn't being completely honest.
He's... I don't hell walkin' on Earth. That's what he is.
Well, let's bury this motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, good luck with that.
Shit.
I mean, Trevor and I got history. Complicated fucking history.
Look, I've done a lot of things that I ain't proud of.
Yeah, I never claimed to be an angel, but you meet Trevor Franklin, you'll square I am an angel.
So what's the mood here, man?
I don't know.
Fuck.
I'm just gonna, you know, try to play both sides, you know, until I can find a way out of this shit.
All right, man, look, man, you help me.
The way I see it, man, the least I can do is help you.
It's a death sentence, Franklin.
Man, I ain't trying to hear all that shit, man.
If the bureau ain't gonna take you to court,
then motherfuckers just hustlers anyway.
And I ain't finna let no motherfucking cat
think he's so motherfucking crazy, run me up a tree.
Fuck that.
Hey, you're a good kid, Franklin.
This means a lot to me.
Look, I told you, I'm a terrific thief.
I'll find something for you, big.
Come on, you better take off.