I'm always gonna see what you've got me
I
Are you guys ready?
I hope you are all doing fantastic today, by the way.
We're starting strong with this soundtrack so far.
I think this is one of our broken parts.
are f**king nice.
Shatters, basically.
Expedition 33, what's that?
It's a game that's similar.
What a feeling it must be to be flying through the air that way, bro.
sense of freedom, a sense of, uh, demise.
Sheesh, did y'all catch a vibe there?
I feel like I did.
I don't know if I could fly you, but I believe you can do it if you put your mind to it.
A thousand percent.
Is this us?
Is this where we begin our journey?
The only sense of color so far is our hair.
This is basically how I walk the streets when I'm trying to be deep in my feels by the
In exact the picture of what it looks like
What is that what are those things flying? Oh, no
Oh
A sudden oh
A sudden burst of energy through the deep sorrow?
Absolutely real.
I don't know if I was supposed to climb that thing, but uh, I'll tell you this, I tried
and I ultimately failed.
Maybe that was the point.
Maybe the lesson is we are meant to fail sometimes.
Let's see.
We're giving a second chance here.
Can we make up?
Am I supposed to go down?
Oh.
Maybe it's not meant to mean anything.
Maybe we're just supposed to go through the rooms.
What's this?
A guiding light apprentice? Yes, please.
I'm enjoying the calm simple mechanics so far this game.
Uh-oh.
I think this is where we're being tested with our actual brain.
A moment please while I try to figure this out.
What do we do here?
Ah.
Mmm.
See, even in the Great Depression, you still need to use some brain cells.
Mmm.
But I'm stuck now, so what do we do?
We have to get to that point.
See that light over there?
That's our next stop.
What's this?
Can we go up here?
Okay.
So I guess sometimes it's a path you choose is not always the right one for you, I guess.
Let's see.
Did we just jump, bro?
Nah, I guess not.
Because I'm meant to fly there.
Because so far I have one button that I'm using with the movement, which is the A jump
button.
What if we go this way then?
Because I think our goal is to reach the top once more, right?
That would kind of make sense.
Or is this journey subjective?
might not actually serve any specific purpose other than finding the ultimate
feels ultimate vibes I thought I could jump on that when you think you know
something and it don't actually work that way
What do we do with that?
Do I trust it?
Is this a...
A leap of faith?
Wait, but I'm back where I started.
Oh, but it works now.
Okay.
The path has been created for me.
So, it looks like we needed to get those, uh, our guiding lights, I'll call them.
I think it's teaching us to keep moving, no matter the obstacle in our way.
Hey, we added some color.
Coloring our gray world.
It's a beautiful thing.
Did we keep going?
So we added red. Let's go.
First step to our healing
process.
healing process. I assume is the color red.
I gotta tell you though, it looks like we don't skip leg day chat.
Because climb up those stairs with not even a break is quite impressive.
I need water, just doing that bro.
And I didn't even do the actual work.
So now our next goal is to reach, it looks like the top of that.
Can we float across?
Negative chat.
We cannot float across.
I feel like I need to get to the right side over there.
But that doesn't seem to be the answer either, so how do we lock in?
Maybe it's not about locking in with our brain, but locking in with our emotions.
What am I missing here?
We never needed to go up all along, man.
Sometimes the answer is right in front of us.
Hmm.
That was tricky.
Ooh, that was tricky.
I appreciate that.
Ooh.
Okay, okay.
We on the glide vibe now.
Let's go.
Is this what we call peace in the chat?
We're still heavily embedded in red.
Which I don't hate.
I wonder what is going to be the next color though.
That was so tricky what it did it kind of fooled us chat it like showed us the
only way was up when in fact it wasn't the only way to go
You need to be guided by feelings, sometimes things are changing.
It might not be always the clear thing in sight.
That's the lesson I took away anyway.
So we press on.
Hopefully not to our death.
Sheesh.
That's a big drop, bro.
Like I said, it don't look like we're skipping leg day.
Oh, oh, oh no.
That's when things get real bad.
That's when the headspace gets real bad.
I think that was representing the dark cloud that kind of takes over.
We need to push
Pushing through as part of the process
Come on we can reach that light come on we can reach that light
We did a chat.
See it happens sporadically too.
It's not like it's timed.
It's not like the dust storm, the dark storm, whatever you want to call it, like it's happening
right now.
Come on, come on, girly.
Push through.
brings me joy to see that brings me joy to see that we can push through
what are these little guys so we got another piece not the storm I'm not
I'm trying to run away from the storm. I do want to take the storm head-on, have that
accountability, but it looks like we needed to retreat temporarily. A temporary retreat.
some space if you will, I'm going to wait it out, I'm not going to let it take over.
That was the process, by the way.
We're learning, Chap.
That was the process.
Sometimes, time is not our enemy, but the only thing that we have.
Now, I'm not gonna lie.
I do not know what these things represent.
dangled leg rocks I have no idea what it's meant to represent in the room the
emotion of things but um I'm assuming it's
hard
you gotta keep pushing through
It's coming, it's coming a little more frequently, huh?
A lot of these dark storms that were in power.
The mitochondria.
Ooh.
That's a hot take right there.
You might be on to something.
Okay, what do we got?
What do we got?
We are rewarded with patience.
Oh no, that's not reward at all.
What is this?
Hold X.
Oh, wait, maybe it is a reward.
so what do we do with that are we breaking something we keep doing it
let me see hmm I think we I think we move on but we did get a new ability that's
pretty cool. Oh no. Is that gonna keep happening if I try to combat the storm so to speak? I
I think so.
Why don't we try something else, chat?
Maybe like breaking...
I have an idea.
All right, hear me out.
I think what that is supposed to do
is be our shield to the storm.
So it doesn't move us back.
So we don't get set back.
in our progress to carry ourselves.
This is a big moment.
This is a really big moment for us, Chad.
I did not know, however, that I could move while being in Boxman, so...
Let's see if we can battle it out.
don't want to get set back
you're gonna keep
moving forward
Oh, it's another crab rock.
Maybe they're the connection points to
different areas of our
trauma.
Just the hypothesis.
It could be very well, it could very well be subjective.
Uh-oh, storm.
Box it up.
Now I hope that doesn't actually mean to like, box up your emotions because that wouldn't
be good either.
But I think it's meant to be like what I said it doesn't set us back in our progress
That's the last thing we want chat. We don't want to be set back
It tried it tried to try to pull a fast one on me this dark cloud
Try to come out of nowhere and set me back real good, but not today, buddy
But I am a little confused where I'm supposed to go now.
I feel like I'm meant to go on top there.
I don't- oh wait, I think I see it.
Yes.
The answers can be so clear sometimes.
Box it up.
You will not set me back, Dark Cloud! You will not!
Does that be sad, bro?
All this progress just to be set back? It happens sometimes.
How do I reach that?
Oh my goodness, how rude, how absolutely rude of the dark cloud.
That is some Tom Fulery right there.
Call me by surprise, and I wasn't ready to be set back.
I don't know if I can make that jump though.
That jump seems like really, I have an idea.
What if we use the dark cloud?
See, I was actually going to use the dark cloud as momentum to sprint on over there.
Let's see, let's get a running hit start.
Oh, I was so close.
Something's afoot, something obvious is afoot here.
I might, oh no.
I'm feeling that. I'm feeling that. Let's try it out.
See if we can get there quick enough.
it up. Not yet. We don't let the dark thoughts take over just yet. We are going to use it
to our advantage on how we make our decisions. So, how do I reach that spot? I'm gonna let
to do it. I don't know how to push me. We used it to our advantage. Now that we have
it what's next I guess that would mean sometimes oh maybe we go to the other
side now let's try a chat to get to the other side of this mountain
Oh, that was close, okay, so I don't think that's the answer we're looking for.
Which would mean we go back this way.
Okay, maybe there'll be a connection.
Do you really think we need a backtrack?
I feel like going backwards wouldn't make sense unless I was supposed to go somewhere else
once I reached that pinnacle point.
But it didn't show anything so...
We need to find...
We need to find something?
Somebody's saying we need to find the bell on the left side.
Where did you see a bell?
I mean that is impressive observation skills.
But it's under a bell so we have to go back.
This thing, bell, bell, bell, big bell.
I'm ringing all the bells.
Break the ground? Are we sure we want to be doing that?
I think I see what you mean.
Alright.
Destroy it.
Ooh.
That's when things get rough, but now we're back to gray area.
We lost the red color.
Maybe it means we're supposed to lose something in the process of our healing.
I think we're in like a deeper mind-hold than when we started with.
Yeah, that's what it's looking like, chat.
I have full confidence we'll be able to get out of it though.
Are we supposed to destroy?
Ah...
Interesting.
Uh-oh.
You like this game, isn't it really about what you're supposed to do, where you're not supposed to go?
That was the answer, though.
Breaking through the pain.
This is our healing process.
We did it.
Is this a new color, by the way?
This kind of looks like yellow now.
I feel like we may have-
Impressive.
I think we go up.
I thought I could jump on one of the fans.
I think we...
go like this.
I want to say this is like a pastel pink.
This new color that we have...
opened within ourselves and I am here for it unless it's just a light light red
that we came across that is a there's a high possibility growth high possibility
It's the Rock Craps.
I have learned to love the Rock, the Rock Craps.
What's this?
Was that okay to do?
Like this?
Which way do we want to go?
Choices.
I think it's okay.
I think the choices that we make a thing in the day will be okay.
Was I here already?
This feels like a familiar spot.
Oh, but there's that thing up top, that guiding light.
Maybe we missed that and that's why we're back here.
We miss something so we need to look back within ourselves to discover something.
Do we risk going all the way back? I think we can if we want to.
What if we do this?
And then we go back to the right side now.
This is the way, Chad. This is the way.
This is progress. This is immense progress.
So proud of for us, Chattanooga.
Another one.
I'm just doing ultimately what feels right, so I'm letting my emotions guide me through
the process of this game.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Hmm.
I thought the bigger jump might have worked.
But maybe it's not.
I thought the bigger jump might have worked, but maybe it's something else I can do.
Don't jump, you say. I feel like we have to though.
Uh oh.
Oh my goodness, patience.
Patience is key sometimes.
Come on.
Which way do we want to go first, I guess this way.
I think I'm just going to keep going up.
How come it didn't connect?
Should we try one of the other spaces first?
Let's go left.
I think we're missing something that we're going to need for that.
Hmm. Interesting.
Oh, I see it.
That one down low.
How do I get to that one?
Hmm.
Interesting.
It looks like the balloon might need to go down, but I'm not sure how.
I guess we could try going straight to it?
Like that doesn't work.
Maybe we have to do something to the left now.
that we missed potentially the opportunity to grab it. Let's see.
I'm gonna go to the right side.
Maybe we'll grab something there that could help us.
Like I said, our emotions pretty much need to guide us here, it might work out at the
end of the day.
It's a rock-wrapped...
What would destroying...
a rock-wrapped do?
interesting does he create a path for me now there he is
you know let me through so we do need that other light then I feel like that's
gonna be a bit tricky because we missed our window of opportunity with the
Let's go back down and see.
Maybe it's like, even if you don't, maybe it was like two paths, right?
Even if you don't get the left one, we were still able to manage through the right
And that's what allows us to keep progressing, no matter what.
Let's see if that's true.
I feel like I'm missing that other one.
Okay, if that's the case...
If that's the case...
We need to figure out how to get the balloon one.
Will it reset by chance?
How do we get that? Can I do this?
How do we get the balloon to go lower?
I feel like I'm missing something a little obvious here.
I have an idea.
Ohhhh.
Oh no.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Their perseverance, we managed to figure out what is best for us, Chad.
That is the life lesson.
So I think we can go back now, right?
That's all we need to come up with.
It does look like there's something over here, but maybe not.
So I think we can go back now, right?
That's all we need to come up.
It doesn't look like there's something over here, but maybe not.
We have the pieces we need in order to move forward.
Let's do it.
And there is the connection.
That is exactly the connection we need to chat.
I wonder if there's an achievement to rank all the bells.
Hmm.
you get this window
missing something so
let's move on to see what
we may uncover
Yeah, we are missing.
Well, can't go to the right.
Hmm.
Go to the left.
No.
Interesting.
I went to the left, and we do one at a time.
How do we get, like, maximum...
maximum height on this thing?
Interesting.
So...
Doesn't seem like there's anything to the left or the right.
Let's try the right side again.
There's something...
Oh, I see it now.
I see it now.
It's all about perspective sometimes.
How far do we want to go?
Oh.
I think this is good, right?
That wasn't enough?
I'm sorry. I thought that was gonna be enough.
Maybe it's okay, it wasn't enough.
I'm not mad for trying, though.
I feel pretty good that I gave it a shot.
Let's go this way then, to get even higher.
Because I see something that will make us go higher, I think.
Yeah, I'm like the very top.
But maybe I can... well, like this, right?
Alright, I think this is our pinnacle point where we can do this, so we're going to jump.
There we go.
I like how it shapes perspective, what you think you need to do, and what ends up just
We have gone to the next age ship.
Still on the color red though.
I thought I might have been pink but we are actually still on the color red.
But this might be the time we get a new color question mark.
What's that teal?
Green?
Blue?
The same spec.
It's either green, teal, or blue.
I want to say green.
There's a lot of that background on the screen.
It is green.
The achievement confirmed it.
We have new colors in our life chat.
Big accomplishment.
Big progress.
We are on our way. Full repair.
I'm gonna start with I guess not we're gonna go left
I'm a righty so I thought going right would make the most sense
You think green is more soothing to the eyes?
Is that where we're supposed to go?
That seems kind of high up there.
But we can't let big goals get in the way of our progress.
What's this?
If I was supposed to do something there, we're going to have to go back to it.
Cause I'm more curious to see what's ahead of us.
Uh-oh.
Um...
I thought everything was just going to start breaking, so...
Well, we are on the edge now.
This feels like a leap of faith.
Sometimes you have to trust the chat, even if you get hurt.
Now, what is this new area?
Well, those are cute.
Looks like there's a lot more life now.
A lot more nature, animals.
Maybe that's what the green is supposed to represent.
Oh my.
They got me.
Sometimes, there is a pattern to those, I'm trusting.
Notice a lot of things run away from us.
I wonder if there's a correlation there that would be the deciphering together check.
There he is.
There they is.
Maybe they're meant to guide us.
A nice little guide on our journey.
Whoa.
So it's a timed thing.
Hmm.
Oh, no.
That was fun, that was fun, we can all appreciate a little venture, even if we aren't going
through a rough time.
Oh my.
But, why would there be a ledge here?
Unless I'm supposed to go up first?
Oh no.
Oh no!
I don't like making decisions like that.
My curiosity is going to get the best of me.
I have to go up.
Whoa.
It's going to be tricky, bro.
That's going to be...
Oh, we almost had it, too.
So I think we are supposed to get that.
All the way up.
Not really sure what the timing is on this.
I think we do this.
We got it.
That was exciting.
I'm glad I went back.
I'm glad I went back to revisit the emotions that led me there.
This looks like I could break it.
Oh.
That's cute.
What the?
Do we run away or?
It's our new friend.
As we make along the way on this journey, that's real.
Will it be a lifelong friend?
That's the question.
my question. Wait for me friend. Wait for me. I will be back. Was I not supposed to do
do that? Oh the apple! I think I see it. Let's give our friend the apple. Hmm, maybe not.
Let me try something else here.
Yeah, I think we're supposed to go out.
Do I leave my friend?
Thank goodness.
That is not what the game wants me to do.
I see another apple over there, too.
I don't think we'd do anything with it.
Do we guide him?
Oh, I see!
Apple.
This is how we look out for our friendship.
I will get it every single apple
that they deserve.
Just one more apple and we will be lifelong friends, hopefully.
One can dream.
One can dream of such a thing.
Do I go back to it now?
I think that's a yes!
Thank goodness.
Should I keep going? Should I go there? Should I go left?
Let's go over there and see what they have left for us.
Oh!
Now this is green.
This is what I call the color green.
stop for an apple. I love that they jump too with us. That's very cute. But what do we do
from here. Oh, but they can't jump. Hmm. It can do the box jump, too. Interesting. Maybe
We were supposed to box jump together at some point.
But where and for what is going to be the big question?
Where does my, where does I and my lifelong friend double jump?
Hmm.
I'm not quite sure.
This one is kind of tricky.
I'm not quite sure.
Oh, they can jump too.
Okay, so we just have to time it?
I think I get it.
We got a friend with us.
Always bring your friend along.
Always.
Because sometimes they can pave the way for you.
Did that make sense to do I think so
Hey, it's our friend.
Thank goodness they were able to do the same thing that I was able to do for them.
And look, you get an apple.
I still look out for my friend, man.
I think we can break this.
And this.
Whoa, they took a tumble there.
You good?
Let's keep moving friend. Let's keep it moving.
We go in the hole.
Okay.
Oh? Do we not go? Maybe that's where they need to be right now. I hope I see them again.
I'm going to give it to him.
I'm not sure if this is the right way, but it kind of feels like it right now.
I think we need to be careful because the setback, oh boy, will be a long one.
So the moment I jump is what changes it.
Ah.
That's crazy.
Now, that's trust.
Sometimes you just got to trust the process.
Oh no!
Yeah, cueing the sad music, because I do have to go all the way back.
It's okay. It's okay. It happens. Minor, major, setbacks, they happen.
Oh wait, it's actually not that major.
Okay, yeah, it's not that bad.
Miner. Definitely minor. I'll classify this.
I think I want to go this way.
Got it.
That was one. Was there two? Is there another one? Because I noticed there was
like two or four late. Let me double check. There is. Oh, my goodness.
How do we get that one now?
Uh.
Oh, somehow I have to double jump.
How are we supposed to get that one?
Hey, that one's tricky.
I don't know if we're supposed to be able to get that one, but that one's tricky.
Mmm, oh my god.
I'll try like a long jump to see what happens, but that one feels a little too tricky.
Let's see, what if we do like, hmm, something with this?
I jump it, it goes away.
I jump again.
I still need to double jump though somehow.
Yeah, I'm not reaching that. How am I supposed to get that one?
Am I supposed to get that one? That's another question.
Maybe it's more simple than that.
Oh my god, I keep falling for it.
How would I land?
Oh, let me see.
I could try one more thing.
Ugh.
My mind.
It's getting absolutely fried.
Let us try one more thing.
What if I do like a long jump?
Oh, I guess it would have to be like this.
Long jump to it.
Oh, hello.
That was obvious.
That's all I needed to do.
Was trust that I didn't even need to jump there.
That I can just walk on over.
Fabulous. I love it.
Why don't I go that way?
Oh, I see how I can get there by going to the right now.
That one took me a minute. That one took me a minute.
This looks like it could break.
I'm glad it didn't.
I feel like I would have to start all over
on the other side of the map.
But we got the two things.
So now what?
Oh, is there another one?
Oh, no. Do I have to go all the way back?
Oh, no.
There's something down here.
There was not.
Interesting.
Looks like we don't have everything yet.
I wonder what I missed.
I feel like it might have something to do with that bell that we went across, right before
jumping down.
I guess I didn't try going all the way over here, okay.
My suspicions were correct that there was nothing there.
Yeah, I did have to start over, but I think that's okay.
I'm going back.
It's okay to reset sometimes.
I'm going back.
Maybe I have to do the box stomp
right where the bell is.
Can I climb the bell?
There's something with the bell.
I don't know what though.
Ugh, maybe not.
I don't get it.
Oh no.
I think I'm stuck, chat.
Uh, I don't know where that little guy was from earlier.
Our friend?
Hmm.
Strange.
Keep walking to the right, there should be a trunk.
Okay?
Let us put our faith in this person, Jack.
Let us see if they can show us the way.
There should be a trunk.
How far right though?
Like all the way back here.
Oh.
Huh?
I thought I was able to do that earlier.
Hmm.
Very nice.
Okay, okay.
There he is!
There they are.
Our friend.
Our lifelong friend.
And we got the second one, the one that we were missing.
Okay.
Thank you, friend.
Okay.
Let's see, now with our two guiding lights, is it something that will allow us to continue
our progress, this journey?
I think so.
Looks like it so far.
Scary music is not encouraging
All right, we'll start by going to the left side hold what hold a
We could double jump now awesome
We love a good double John
Double John double John
I'm gonna wait for the next one.
I'm gonna wait for that next bus, bro.
I feel like I would have been a god of a moment.
Oh no. Come on. There we go. Whole day. Very cool.
The gliding jump.
That feels very cool.
I get it now, I get it now.
The butterflies give us speed.
Oh my.
What was I supposed to land on the tree?
It was all about the timing.
Sometimes that's what life is about.
I almost had it, let's see if I can get the next one.
That one made sense? To me. That one made sense.
I thought there was something over there.
Oh my.
That was close, but I had faith address.
Oof, we are climbing very high, chap.
Keep going.
going girl heck yeah
what if we double jump smash okay I had to try
Looks like we'll go from sad statue to not sad statue.
Is this where we get a new color?
No, we've gotten a new color...
Oh wait, maybe.
What is this?
Oh my.
Is that how we're going to be traveling?
Yeah, that's just really problem.
Oh wait, I think I'm supposed to run.
Maybe not. Let's see.
Is this where we confront our emotions?
Question mark?
Hmm...
That thing does not want us to press, so...
You can't let it do that to us.
Mm-mm-mm.
No. No. We will climb further. Come on. That's exactly what we wanted to do, so jokes
It's on you!
What?
It's back. It is back. Oh, was I supposed to time it with that? I got you. Thank you.
There's no longer an enemy, but an actual... wait.
Exactly.
From the diaphragm.
Dude.
Uh oh.
We gotta get out of here.
It's odd that it somehow or sometimes helps us and then it doesn't.
See like that did not help, but I think I know how to have it used to our adventure.
Again.
Bowsers.
That was an experience.
I think that showed us how we don't need to let it control us, but we control it through cooperation.
Look at us soaring through the sky together.
When, just like two minutes ago, we were snoring mortals at us.
I'd love to see it.
New color question mark?
I hope so. I hope so. We'll have to keep climbing higher to uncover our next color.
I wonder if all the colors... I wonder if it's four colors. Red, blue, green, yellow.
Because I feel like that would make sense.
I can't do that for a second.
It's back. I thought we were friends.
Who do I want to kill with that?
What do I want to do with this?
Maybe I don't want to go that way.
How do I get higher?
I think I'm going to...
You gotta just keep going.
You can't.
Hey, that's kind of rude.
They said what they needed to say, and that's that, I guess.
That doesn't do anything.
Oh, it's a cloud.
We gotta get the other one now.
I think.
See, we could have been...
Could have been friends.
The path has been laid out for us, Chad.
I have a strong suspicion this might be our next color.
I can feel my calf muscles working.
There it is.
What's it going to be?
I'm going to guess yellow.
That's right, there's only three colors, all right.
The three core colors.
It's like red, green, yellow.
It's blue!
So it's red, blue, green, yellow.
Yellow is going to be the last one.
Blue is such a good color.
I say that unbiasedly, I swear.
Unbiasedly.
Ooh.
Okay.
And we're doing great chat, we're doing great.
We have gone through a lot and so far so good.
Let's continue our progress.
Oh, that is cool.
I like the incorporation of the water.
Oh my God.
blue water.
Oh, I thought I can...
I thought I can go on the tree.
Note to self, cannot go on the tree.
I think I am supposed to go on that one, but I guess I double jump, right?
Let's see.
Oh boy.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, our progress is determined by our determination.
Ooh, it's getting really hard to see our goal here.
Where do we go?
Oh, I almost made that.
So do I have to start over?
I feel like I'm supposed to get that so
Let's see let's see
Let's see where the game takes us
Where life takes us as a matter of fact
Because as much as I would have loved to grab that I think I missed my opportunity
Hmm
Hello
That's the way to travel, the butterfly effect.
I love the sound it makes when you go into the water.
So, um, accurate. Very accurate.
I feel like I have to do something with that stream there, but maybe not.
Our goal is presented in front of us yet again.
Is it connecting more from the last time?
I seem like more was added, right?
Wow, so we're gonna need like two, four, five?
Is that right?
I don't know if this is where I was supposed to go.
Ooh, I don't think so.
Okay.
It's really hard to trust that I would have to go backwards.
So let me go back up top and see if there was anything else I missed.
Actually, I think I am.
Okay, I'm supposed to go this way, right?
Someone did say to go to the bottom right though.
Let's put our trust in them, chap.
Let's see what they're on about.
Hmm.
Okay.
It's over here.
A turtle.
Interesting.
I was going to go all the way to the right, but I think this was the right move.
explore the depths of the sea, the depths of our emotions.
I think we can break this up.
We are going like very far down.
It's a little scary.
It's a little scary to go deep down within thyself, not by lying.
Is there nothing here?
I can't be.
Am I missing something?
Oh, I'm missing something.
The good ol' vacuum seal.
Water.
The pocket of water that stays in limbo.
It makes me a little nerdy sometimes, thinking I'm my thawl.
Oh, my.
I think we keep going to the right here, so I'm going to do that.
Hmm
Can we reach it yes
Go left or right.
Should we see?
Can we get a teaser?
Like what would be on the left side?
I fear nothing.
So let's stick to the path.
That's exactly what we wanted to do.
I like the blue. I know I said it before, but I have to say it again. I like the blue.
I wonder why we have to do that.
Let's see.
I see.
We need to get more air on that one.
I was close.
Barely made it. Thank goodness, because
it was gonna feel impossible if I didn't make that one.
Whoa, so now we need two guiding lights, it looks like.
Okay, let's start with the right side.
There's a lot of light here.
What was that?
Oh.
What was that, dude?
It was the box.
I thought I could just jump on my head, but it was the box at the end of the day.
So we do the same here.
Wait a second.
What's this?
No?
So maybe this one?
Hmm.
What?
Huh?
How do we
um...
How do we
um...
Don't jump too hard.
Oh, I think I get it.
Oh, I'm gonna run out of time.
Nah, that won't work.
Let's do it again.
The thing I get, we do that, we'll have time, jump.
It worked, right?
Good enough, yeah.
Good enough.
Alright, let's go to the left side.
We got the one, now we just need the two.
Hmm, same thing?
This one looks a little tricky.
I feel like I need to time it just right.
So it can't be midair.
I thought I was able to do it mid-air last time.
So close, though.
Hold on.
So we did the hard one first, technically.
Because that one was a little easier.
So that right side was the one that got us to do that one very easily.
Sometimes that is the test in life.
Sometimes you can do the hard thing first and then the easy comes later.
Where is our journey taking us now?
We are going like deep, deep into the depths, where all the emotions are buried.
That's a big fish back there, I don't know if you guys saw it.
Hey, you come back here light.
Oh, such a tease.
Where are we fast enough?
Ooh, we're gonna need five or six?
Hmm.
Is there anything to the left here?
I see it!
How do we get that?
Hmm, how do we get that?
What's this?
Do we bring it with us?
I feel like we need to bring this with us.
Okay. I get it. It'll be our guide if we place it just right. It went away really quick.
a little too quick
I have no idea where I am
and I'm a little worried to make the wrong move here
where the heck am I?
oh I see myself
Oh, what?
Is that the right move?
There must be the flying things again here.
So now we bring it with us to the middle of this trunk.
Now we can continue our journey on the other areas, I guess.
Man, we need a lot.
We have three so far.
I guess we're not too far off.
We need, um, what is it, three more?
I think like three more chat.
Let's go down this time.
Oh, that's scary, bro.
Yeah, maybe...
You know, let's not go there.
That's a little too scary for me.
Unless we have to, unless we like absolutely have to.
I will, but let's see if we can avoid those emotions for now.
I see that thing.
Hmm, not sure how I'm going to get it though.
And I see the other light.
Not sure how I'm going to get it though.
It's like stuck in there.
Mission success.
There's one more, I think.
I think there's one more.
We could do that, but I think we're gonna need this.
Where do we bring it though?
Oh, I think I see it.
This is the same spot, isn't it?
Yeah, we need six
Really four we need two more chat we need two more chat
Was this not where I needed to go
We were already here, so it's definitely not this way.
Unless it was even higher up that I needed to go.
Let's see.
Because it definitely has something to do with those.
I thought I could reach it, but nope.
Maybe we bring it somewhere else. Maybe that's not the spot to bring it.
Let's try um...
Oh, I have an idea.
Let me bring it here.
Where am I going to find these other two?
Oh, what does that do?
I wasn't even aiming for that one.
Interesting.
It's not a guiding light, so...
Hmm. That means there is another one somewhere else. Where haven't we explored yet? Maybe up here?
That doesn't look right.
where would the other one be? up here? maybe, maybe. yep. this one was kinda easy to get.
Never mind.
Maybe?
Whoa!
Let's try that.
Oh, I tried.
We had to reach that one.
hold on now buckle up oh we had it there we go come to papa
Wait, I was about to go all the way around.
Thank goodness, I didn't have to.
So maybe, okay, one more chap.
Maybe the other one is like to the right now.
Like this, like higher up.
There it is, the last one.
Hopefully it's an easy one I feel like the the ones that I got were like meant
to be harder oh my goodness what it's easy
what the it went back around so do we fool it we just wait right here
girl I do have a plan let's see we tease it but we go in the opposite direction
yeah yeah and then we go in the opposite direction we'll catch it there it is how
do we miss that bro come back here come back here okay it was like to the
right a little bit. Let's just wait. There we go. Yeah. Good work, chap.
We collected all of the guiding lights and now without further ado, we place them where they need to be.
Good work.
Where'd it go?
Did it go down?
Oh, there it is.
It's the turtle!
It's the turtle that we saw from earlier.
It's going to be our giant guiding light.
Excellent.
This is deep. This is when you dig really, really deep.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
No way.
We're going to the next color already.
Our last color, I think?
I think it would be our last color, right?
Oh my god. It is. But how do we get there?
Uh, we go up?
That wasn't it?
Ah.
Huh? Let's try a big leap.
Not the right hand, I think. That's why.
Hmm.
There it is.
It's yellow.
It's gotta be yellow.
We are so close to full repair, full healing.
Show me the yellow.
I knew it.
Now I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't have known if that achievement didn't come up because
I'm not seeing yellow.
I just want me to click B.
Oh my.
So, I guess, I'm compassing us.
Not the frickin' bird again.
I thought we've dealt with that motion already.
Apparently not.
Apparently it's still after us.
Taking different shapes, I see.
No, don't let it consume us.
We can't let this emotion consume us, Chats.
We need to find a way to not let it consume us.
It is, like, at the brink of consuming us.
So we got to be careful.
I don't like that there's two of them.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Really don't like that.
Are we good, Chad?
Are we good?
I can't tell yet.
I think we're good, Chad.
Whoa.
It's really hard to see.
Uh oh.
I feel like something is chasing me, so I'm trying to get out of here.
I don't want those squiggly things coming after me.
I'm gonna need more light chat.
I can't see a thing.
We need to trust our instincts and trust our feelings.
I think that's the takeaway.
Oh, my.
Don't scare me like that.
No, we gotta get out of here.
This emotion is taking over and I don't like it.
I don't want it to take over.
Speed is our friend right now.
Faster, faster, Jack! Come on! No, don't let it! Don't let it!
The turtle! Oh, my goodness!
Our friend, our friend saved the day, Chad.
Sometimes just a...
a lifelong turtle family.
Phew!
Barely escaped that.
that was mega intense I think this is where I have to go but I don't know
I see a thing up there what was that
Let's keep going.
Whoa.
Some big structure here.
Looks like the color yellow is used mostly for guiding us.
That's what I'm getting.
I can't reach that, chat.
How am I supposed to reach that?
Maybe I go here, ah, that's what it was.
I'm going to get the
the
And we're going back down for a second attempt.
It's okay to make second attempts, Chad.
It is really okay.
Do these fish do anything?
I guess not.
Ah, I see it. I see it.
We have to go up there.
Alright.
Oh gosh.
We had to trust big instincts on that one.
Sometimes that's what it's about.
We go up the stream.
It's kind of dark in here, chat.
Hmm.
Oh.
Ah!
I see it.
Hmm.
Can we go up the stream?
Jesus.
The way it just spit out that way.
Very cool.
oof
wasn't sure if we were making that one chat
oof
nice
oof
okay
Light it up with the color yellow, come on!
Yeah, thank goodness I didn't fall.
And there connects, I believe, our final journey most likely.
So let's see where it takes us.
remember this part. Hmm. This is where I was. I don't think we were able to go to the right last time.
I have a feeling that was like a map almost.
Oh, yeah!
This is where I got stuck.
Hmm.
Interesting.
So we still can't go that way, huh?
Let's see.
Let's see. Let's see where we need to go now.
There's still much to uncover when it comes to
the deeper depths of, uh, oh, our feelings.
I think there's more to repair
and much more to heal.
Get them thigh muscles burning.
Whoa.
What does that do?
Oh.
Very cool.
Let's start with the right.
I feel like we're going to have to go both left and right anyway.
So we'll start with one.
Gold butterflies.
We haven't encountered that yet.
There's some red ones up there.
Should we go to it now? Or should we see what's up here first?
Might be something, um...
Might be something to uncover over here.
I know I could break it.
Hmm.
Maybe it was a guiding light, though.
I don't know.
We made our choice.
Whoa, we almost made it.
Oof.
This seems kind of right.
This feels right.
The direction we chose?
You can break it.
I think sometimes that's needed.
Oh.
Show us the way.
Our yellow bug friend.
Our firefly.
Wait, but there's that.
Hmm, can't reach it.
You like I'm supposed to grab this one?
No?
I knew it! I knew I was supposed to get that one. It was all in good time.
I don't like it to there though.
There was more to the left.
I couldn't see it.
Alright.
I'm going back.
It's okay.
Minor setback.
It's a part of life.
Okay, mine are set back, it's a part of life, we're still in very good progress here, we're
making really good progress.
Is this where I need to go?
I gotta trust it, I don't know where else to go.
Maybe I'll get into the platform here, how am I supposed to reach those butterflies?
There's something else I need to do when I reach the top.
That's what I need to do.
lose our friend in a moment that makes sense. I see it very clearly now. And
hopefully it's just temporary. Okay, so we want to do this I think.
Ah, so we need two guiding lights, okay.
I'm gonna start with the left.
Hmm.
I love how it's blended now, all the colors.
If we can, we'll take the opportunity to go a little higher.
I was going to try to just jump on that other one, but I think we're meant to go up.
Oh, whoa, that's not a pop one.
That's what I thought.
Okay.
Whoa.
Okay.
Whoa. Okay.
Now, let's go this way.
Oh, I see.
We are trying to go through our ups and downs.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
Put that from here.
Isn't this where I was?
I think we want to go from here.
I almost made it.
I think that's what we were supposed to do, though.
It's like, slowly get there.
Once we launch ourselves, are you ready for this launch?
Never mind.
Wait, but then what?
Yeah, let's try it.
Once we go upside down, we need to, uh, time it.
Oh, it was right there, it was right there.
Okay.
I think I get it.
We got this, chap.
We got this.
It's all part of the process.
It wasn't that, though.
Less, maybe.
less is more on that one. I think that's what we have to do. Like, how do we how do
we reach that then? That's right, you just need to double jump as soon as you
reverse. As soon as you reverse. Let's put our trust in them chat. Let's see
what happens. Let's see if this person is right. I am happy. Put my trust in it.
The reverse is crazy. I'm sorry. It is a lot harder than it looks. But this is
where perseverance will prevail. Our determination to fix this will prevail. Do we want to jump?
No, we don't want to jump there. I think I'm trying to understand how we go from here to
there. Hmm, double jump didn't work there. Can you glide before reverse? Interesting.
Maybe. That might be the trick, honestly. Glide into reverse kind of does make sense.
So let's try that because maybe it'll slow down our thing.
Let's see.
Timing feels a little off.
I feel like I need to practice or not to do this over and over.
It's tough chat.
I feel like I need to do it closer to here, like, I was so close bro, but I'd rather,
I'd rather make a mistake right there, so we're gonna keep it up.
we got this. I think I have to do it here. I have to do it there, but it's oddly not
double jumping right when I get off the ledge. Maybe I missed the window to double jump.
Let's see. Because I need to jump first, and then you can double jump. Okay. Ugh.
This one's taken a lot longer than I thought it would take.
Oh my God, we did it.
I'm gonna chop that up to pure luck and trust and I want to thank the chat for helping me on that one.
Giving me motivation.
I think we gotta go here.
Oh, we did the right thing, right?
I got nervous.
There it is!
We got the one.
We got the one, Chad.
Okay.
We are like 99% heal and we are on our journey to repair.
We are missing just one more, one more guiding light to complete our journey.
Let's go find it.
It's been a process so far.
I could tell you that.
It's been quite the process.
Think a good one though.
A needed one.
I think I have to go up there, right?
Oh, very close.
Maybe we got the hard one?
I feel like there's hard ones and easy ones.
Oh gosh.
I guess we go left.
Sometimes your rope can go upside down.
But it's bringing it back up is what's important.
Take me to the sky.
Butterfly.
I can break it.
We almost didn't make that one.
It's right there, chat.
It's right there.
Okay.
Okay, how do we get it?
I guess we want to bring this here.
Ooh, I see what needs to be done.
Hmm.
We want to grab that.
And then I guess blast off.
Oh, but then how do we get back reversed?
Maybe not blast off that much.
Maybe that's too much of a water.
I'll go back in the water.
Do we even need it?
Huh, how do we go back upside down?
Let's see.
This one's a little tricky on the mind.
Because where do we want to use this?
Ideally.
Unless we go back here.
But why do we want to do that?
Can we go?
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Oof.
That was pretty good.
We could break it.
Oh my god, we did it.
We did it.
So we just bring this back now.
Let's see what happens.
Is this mark the end of our journey?
Or is there still more to explore?
I don't think there's going to be another color.
Those were like the four core colors, and it's already beautiful.
Look at that.
Whole beat.
We got her voice back.
That was our goal.
our voice back.
Am I doing this right?
Love it.
Love it, okay.
Huh, so I wonder what that's going to do for us.
Let's see, let's use our voice chat.
I think we need to use it somewhere.
Right?
Maybe I need to like...
Let me see if I can find some of these plants.
That plant.
Let's see.
Exactly.
Interesting.
Exactly. Exactly.
Interesting.
Now we just gotta color this world up.
Let's try down here.
Wait, it's another guiding light.
I didn't know I needed to get another one.
I think we'll have to go this way.
Sing!
Let us use our voice, let us repair, with our voice, let us reach the top here, I see,
Oh, no.
What happened?
Huh?
Did I mess up?
What just happened?
Oh.
Wait. Oh, it lit it up. Oh, so we got to be fast. Okay.
Before the light runs out.
Before the light runs out. Oh, no.
I couldn't double jump there, though.
No!
There wasn't a double jump. Let's try it again.
If I sing, does it keep it there?
I'll try if I don't get it on this one. I feel like it's risky.
No slip-ups. Need to get to the yellow.
There it is.
But I feel like I've been here before.
Can we sing on this?
Wait, but there's something over there.
Hmm...
Supposed to go left?
I'm going left, I'm going!
I didn't even know that there was going to be more guiding lights.
That would need to get.
Oh, but these definitely need my voice.
That I can provide.
Again.
I think I get it.
Oh, so close.
I'm so glad we were able to find our place again, Chet.
Oof.
Oh no.
Well, if we've learned anything,
the minor setbacks
are not a problem.
How am I supposed to go there, though?
There's one plant I actually didn't, um, sing to.
I just realized, bottom left corner.
missing that one let's go sing to it before we set off here oh if I can of
Of course. Of course we can't chat.
Here, I didn't sing... Oh my, I did not want to do that.
Whoopsies.
I was just trying to sing to that other one.
Okay, this one feels a little tricky to me, so I feel like I need to...
Oh, we got it.
The double jump, I don't know why.
It could be my controller.
It doesn't work all the time at the moments I needed to, but maybe that's part of the
journey also.
That's part of the structure that we need to adapt to.
Now we're just soaking in the world of color.
Look at the progress we've made, John.
I am proud of us.
Where are we here already?
Oh wait, wait, wait.
Oh wait wait wait wait wait.
All of it.
I can't even go this way.
Oh.
I thought I could go that way.
What if I zoom sideways here?
Oh, no.
Oh, I guess I land.
I don't know.
Hold on.
I didn't want to have to get a major setback.
Where would I go?
This way?
Oh!
Okay!
I'm trusting it.
I don't know where this goes.
Okay, good.
Safely landed. Hmm. Where do I go now? I feel like we went everywhere we needed to go so far.
Hmm. Do I keep trying going? I think we did everything to the left that we needed to do, so maybe the right side now?
Let me see if I can get back. We need to go to the right, I think. Let's try that chat.
Oh, I thought I was able to get on the ledge.
Try it again.
Come on.
We got this.
Come on.
Let's go like really far down.
What?
I thought it happened.
Okay, it looks like it's not going to let us do it.
Wowzers.
Really?
So how far back do I got to go?
Oh no.
I don't want to make my journey all the way there again.
Nooooo...oh no...okay.
Okay.
Let's see if we can get back.
I think we can if we do this, right?
Let's do this right
No, that's the wrong one
Oh, I see where we can go though to get back
Let's try and do it quickly
We covered these emotions already we don't need to revisit them
Not right now anyway. Oh no. That might set me back.
It's okay.
Call them composed.
Oh yeah, that's right. We have to go to the left though.
I figure there might be one on the left and the right, but should I just keep going to
the left so it can take us around?
This part was hard though, chat.
You see?
The double jump.
Doesn't work sometimes.
Timing is a little icky.
This is part of our test, bro.
This is part of our journey that we have to accept.
We just gotta go for it.
It was patience all along.
as patience.
All right, I think we're headed back.
We've got to cover the right side.
There's probably going to be a guiding light there, so that's our goal, and that's our
aim.
We're so close, we're so close.
I...
Oh, this is not the same part? Oh, thank god. I thought that was the same part that I couldn't, like, get to.
Where I had to bring the things with me.
That's why I reacted that way.
I got so distraught there, I was like, no, please don't tell me I gotta go all the way back.
I appreciate the journey, but listen, it's time.
My emotions, they've had enough with that one.
Oh, I didn't sing to that one yet, hold on.
Let me sing to this one.
Am I supposed to use it?
Oh, yeah, hold on.
I think that's probably the part I need to get to, right?
I feel like that would make sense.
This looks like it does make sense.
Are we going in the top of that?
What is this?
I get it. I get it. We need one, two, three, four, five.
I get it. I get it. Okay. Okay. How many do I have then?
Oh, please make that. I did not make that.
How many do we have? I think we just need one more.
Ooh, what's that in there?
That's...
Oh!
I gotta wait.
I didn't know if it was going to keep moving.
Um, are you singing needed? No?
So we keep going?
I haven't got to have to sing to those things.
Let's do it.
Is that the last one?
I forget how many I need it, so I don't know.
Do you think I have enough, Chuck?
I don't know.
I feel like there's more to explore, so let's keep going.
I thought I needed one more, but it might be not the case.
Unless the game takes me back around, then I guess it was the one.
Hold on. Hold on.
Oh!
Uh...
That's not where they go. Interesting.
That's not where I go. Interesting.
Seems like there's more to explore. I might need more.
Looks like I might need more, chat.
I mean, there's this.
Did I just get another one?
Or was that the, um...
That's the reverse sound effect.
There's that!
I think I need to sing first.
And then we got to sing again.
Oh, but it doesn't reach you.
Uh, I think you can go here.
Nauts?
Hmm.
Does this one not close?
No, it's not.
We gotta go to the left.
Hmm.
I think I get it.
And then we go like this.
Okay, don't want to make the mistake of, oof, going in reverse again back there.
Oh, we did need another one.
I think that might be the last one, I feel like six or seven.
What's gonna be the last one?
We did it, chat.
I think we did it.
We went on a colorful healing journey.
Let's keep singing along the way.
Let us add a color where we can.
Hey, I can break this.
Oh.
I think we have what we need, chef.
I think we have what we need.
Let's see.
Our path has been created for us.
What a journey.
Ooh, whole beat.
And everything makes sense. Everything is aligned.
And everything is in place.
The ruins of our world, no longer ruins, but a colorful, a colorful structure.
There's more?
Oh, that's right. We got flipped upside down, huh?
Wait, how do we get there?
Oh, don't tell me it's the bird again.
Oh no.
Right when we thought we had that under control.
It was back with the vengeance.
Ooh.
A slimy matter too.
I thought we were done with that.
Oh no, don't tell me we're back to square one.
We made all that progress together.
How...
How do we let this happen?
How do we let this happen, Chat?
I can't see anything. Oh, I see myself, never mind.
So we're navigating like the core of what set us here, it looks like.
Looks like we still have our abilities, so that's good.
be this part of the plan? Make the big, bad, emotional bird? Oh no. That's definitely not
part of the plan. Whoa. Okay. Let's see. I mean, if we can manage to get to the top, it might
have been part of the plan along.
Because it seems like we needed to confront
this big, bad emotional bird in order to truly move on.
So let's do that, Chad.
There it is, it's the hat.
Sing.
Prepare it all.
See? With time...
I'll clear here.
Uh, it's still to this date. I'm still trying to drag us down.
But if we can use our voices, it seems. Maybe it's not so bad.
We'll get through it.
Just keep singing.
The goddess of this world is the only one.
We got to make this happen.
She's gonna kill her.
I think we can finally let ourselves... move up.
I think that shows progress starts with you.
A journey to bring color back into your life.
Glee.
Everyone.
That was a very cool experience.
Very, very cool.
I like the emotional journey that it brought us through.
How were we able to...
This sight for challenges in a unique way with a perspective that isn't always obvious.
It looks like.
And I think that's very important.
Very important take away.
That no matter what.
Maybe if you change perspective a little bit,
you through your journey to bring back color for you.
And if that was their goal of the game,
it would make success.
And there's many takeaways
from this game that you can get.
But the important part is that
You might see something different with someone else, and that's part of the journey, too,
is that acceptance.
So, I think we could all have fun and see our own colors, so to speak, as we navigate
our journeys.
That was pretty good, that was pretty good.
And without being sad chat, I don't want my steel drums to, uh, be too encumbering.
I don't think that would make me cry.
Don't fault me for it though, please.
Jesus Christ.
Already, Trevor?
Already?
God dang it.
This is exactly why his testosterone levels are through the roof, man.
We're climbing over it.
It is what it is.
We're climbing up- bro.
What's happening?
Oh, we gotta go like right here, really?
Damn.
I'm ready to start my mission, bro.
Mission me up.
Mission me up!
Listen, if you get this, can you give me a ring? Tell your mom, too, will ya?
And trace it.
Hey, Michael's here.
Please, son.
Daddy's been a bad boy.
Please, son!
You wanna sniff?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now, see, the way I see it, this country was built by and for gasoline.
So I'm just trying to prove my patriotic duty by, you know, doing this stuff.
Hey, the place is looking spiffy now, thanks to the kidnapped wife over here, right?
have a wife over here right?
Gasolina? No.
Damn.
Sorry Mrs. M.
Jesus.
Hey she might be a keeper.
Oh shit I'm sorry I don't have any low car.
Oh fuck you.
I can't get comfortable.
I sort of got...
I don't know what it is.
Maybe I don't need this.
God.
It's like this pillow to help my lower back.
I don't think it's doing it
meaning what is balance huh huh they're fucking kill only on the weekend so
Monday Wednesdays and Fridays I'm doing yoga and meditation Tuesdays and
Thursdays rather doing yoga and meditation there's no way no way on this
planet bro
there's no way on the planet bro
Please, no.
I spoke to Franklin.
Why?
Unlike you.
He hears that his homie's having trouble, right?
And he has no problem coming out.
So you're insuring that we lie low?
Out here?
Like calling L.S. and inviting a known accomplice
of ours to come out here?
What, for a little visit?
Bad.
Is so fucking typical.
So typical.
You don't even ask about the trouble.
You instantly think about yourself.
You're right.
I did do that.
Apologize.
It's not good enough.
I'm leaving.
You might die.
Hope you're happy.
Hey, I'm coming with you.
No.
Yes, I am.
No.
Nothing else did you get out of this fucking dump.
You're not going
She's so sweet
All right, I feel bad about last year's mission
I guess oh
I mean, I hope we will be able to revisit it
Oh
Napa brothers
Damn, what do we do we got chasing down
I'm on it
North of Chuma.
All right, all right, the O'Neill brothers are coming to us.
I think they was about to shit one of them anti-tank rockets into your best Gucci condo.
One of your rooms told him that you was gone.
Okay, so if you're on the WA7, you'll be coming through right in Canyon, right?
Shit, I guess.
Good. Me and MT are gonna take the chopper and meet you there.
Company chopper, yes.
We're gonna attach right off.
Frank, you still there?
Yeah, I'm still here.
So far, holding on to the road.
We're taking the chopper and we'll head you off.
Deal with these business stealing tricks on the road.
Hey, Tom, can you get on there?
Those these dudes are rolling.
Oh, god.
Damn.
I think this is going to be a mission fail.
Unfortunately.
Yeah.
That was a tight turn.
What could I say?
That was a tight, tight turn.
All right.
Take two.
Now I know exactly where they're going though, so.
Damn!
How he just ran through them!
I want to be able to do that.
Alright, he's making this turn, right?
It's not this turn?
Oh, shoot!
It's about to turn too early.
So if you're on the WHM and you'll be coming through Ratten Canyon, right?
Shit, I can't?
Good.
Me and MT are gonna take the company chopper and meet you there.
Company chopper?
Yes, Michael.
It's a tax right on.
Frank, you're still there.
Oh, how do you...
Come on.
How are you supposed to navigate that turn?
Damn, I really gotta pump the brakes.
I didn't see...
I didn't see the homie in front of me bumping the brakes.
That's why I just had my, my foot on the gas pedal.
Alright O'Neill brothers, this is the last time I want to hear this, this line from Trevor.
This dialogue between Trevor and Franklin. Damn, I almost bit him.
Probably, it was like this close, this close to hitting that car.
We coming up to WH north of tumor. All right. All right, the O'Neill brothers are coming to us
I think they was about to say one of them anti tank rockers into your best booty God though
We're one of your rooms so that's okay
So, yeah, I don't worry. I mean you'll be coming through right this
Booty God though. Good
Me and M.T. you're gonna take the company chopper and meet you there
You want to go on this way? Yes Michael it's a tax right on.
Oh, how he speed up. How do he speed up?
Bro, I think the chopper will hedge you off.
bro bro bro bro we got this we got this no way he could drive fast on this
road anyway right all right give me a second give me a second I want to
restart this mission I really don't this dirt is slippery it's slippery they get
way oh no he's right there thank god oh oh Trevor's not gonna be able to get his
revenge that's not good don't you love it when an elk just saves the day damn am I
I'm gonna have to send chop on him
So I'm gonna have to send chop on
Trevor man shit you there
There's a man in a row man. These motherfuckers crashed up
No, they go they ran into the fucking woods man. I need air support like right fucking name
The hair support damn
Where are we gonna get that?
Don't worry
The airfield oh
Shoot
And we got our own chopper
The companies
Hell yeah, let's go!
Let's see if I can drive this thing.
I think the helicopter was like one of the most difficult things for me to drive a GTA.
I'm sorry I'm a human being with thoughts and feelings and emotions.
Yeah, you tell him, Trevor.
I remember this chopper.
You tell him, Boo Boo Bear.
This is breaking into the IAA building.
You stole it from the FIP?
Not so.
I took it in lieu of payment.
There was a rifle on board, too.
So if your panties aren't all in a twist over
stolen office supplies, can you please
use it to scan the forest for the O'Neill's?
Oh, I'm your head man now.
How do you go down in this thing, bro?
I'm trying to get that whatever that is.
Get out right now!
Did I get it?
The Sonic Ring?
Bro, I thought I was about to get something special.
That model spit it with a thermal-stoke look for their heat signatures.
Take out the O'Neill brothers.
Oh!
Hmm.
That was one of them, right?
Bro, I got so scared.
I thought that might have been Franklin.
Who else?
What is there, like, four?
Move, hold, fire weapon, okay.
Definitely elk.
Oh, what the- Bro, how am I missing this?
Jeez!
One more?
on the hill.
No way.
Damn.
It's all up to the right.
It's all up to the dog now.
That was supposed to happen, alright. It was my fault.
That took so long.
Let's do it, Chop. You going in, I going in.
Oh, damn. He swims elegantly.
Choppy's swimming elegantly.
Okay, wait for me though.
Hold up, I'm trying to get out of here. Alright, let's go, let's go.
Where he at, Chop?
Damn.
Where the hell would he get rockets from?
No way he found it behind a rock.
There he is! Get that motherfuckers!
Get him! Get him, chop!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got an idea, bro.
It is what it is, homie.
It is what it is.
Did not expect grenade to be flying at your feet did you pick up Franklin?
How am I supposed to do that?
Rockets are dead. Is there anyone else we should worry about trying to kill here?
Oh, sure. Yeah, there's some bikers, the Chinese, Madrissos people, but whatever.
Don't act like you're so popular.
Oh, I see them, I see them.
How do you go down, bro?
I can't... is it this?
What the hell is the...
Bro, there's nothing that, like, goes down.
It's so annoying.
What
I thought for sure it would have been right click maybe it's oh so it is the back key, but why wasn't it working earlier?
Yeah, hold on there with me
We got this
Franklin you did an amazing job
in the year 2078 in GTA 270 we find ourselves still trying to pick up
Franklin bro how am I going up go down down hell yeah
Turn, turn, turn, little bit higher, but not too high.
We're going to move forward a little bit.
There we go, there we go.
Hell yeah!
Bro, can I just land here?
Are we good like this?
Please tell me we're good like this.
I got to land over there!
That's wild, bro.
That's actual shenanigans.
Franklin by any means
Bro, you know they did this on purpose too
You know they did this on purpose man. There's no reason
To make this this hard, bro. There's absolutely no reason. Can you get in let's go?
God I want to be flying around this whole time. Hey, what about chop? It's chop coming in
the doubt coming in
from magic there's gotta be people that left all behind which is so sad to
know oh my god I didn't do all this to die hold up no no no no no no no I didn't
do all this to die please please please please we calm we chill
We in control!
God.
Well, for sure I would have had to do all that again, bro.
Am I moving forward?
I feel like I'm not moving forward.
I think that was hell with Walton and when do we kill Justin?
I killed Ernie, Earl, Dale, Doyle, Daryl, Dalton, Don and a few other guys when I blow up the park.
So, maybe this was kind of revenge thing.
I don't know.
It's quite possible.
And I'm the wrong party here.
I think we all know that that's the real T.
You are definitely the wrong party.
Absolutely.
That's definitely the real T, Trevor.
They want to revenge and
Black off they they wanted his booty a thousand percent
They were gonna make Trevor bend over the hands down
Thousand percent listen when you kill like 15 of their brothers, I think that's what's gonna happen
We're gonna get angry about that
People don't let that slide man
Not unless. Unless.
They won't let us live. There's no way. There's no unless. Unless.
Trevor said, I am so, so very, very sawee. I am so, so, so, so, so sawee.
Please forgive me.
I can see them maybe.
Maybe.
Forgiving them.
If uh, if Trevor did a little something like that.
Good grief.
One day.
One day we gonna land this baby.
Hell yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
gentle, gentle.
God, even the dog is squeaking.
Gentle.
Come into that.
Over there.
God, it's so difficult, bro.
It's so annoyingly difficult, bro.
Man, this got to be good enough.
Thank the lord.
You're a good friend in needs.
I don't want to have to be like, precise by any means, you know?
How many side quests in GTA? I have no idea.
But there's gotta be a lot, though, right? There's gotta be a lot.
Almost the perfect mission. We almost had it!
I think we restarted, like, what, once?
By accident?
Twice, maybe.
A convoy is delivering military equipment.
Alright, that's my next mission, right?
Uh, do I have to do that as a...
It's Trevor?
Military Equipment.
Man.
Where's my dirt bike at?
Helicopters purchased from websites or that you land on a helipad will be stored.
Let's go.
I really don't want this car in there.
We got to be pulling up to the military equipment base and stop it.
Not like this.
Give me a second.
We got to find ourselves a vehicle.
Elvis is that a but it holly but it holly oh my god it's a bike bike time
we joining you bro I thought I thought this is a flying contest hey I'm sorry
I won that means I keep your bike I flew way further than you bro I'd say this
This is an honorable trade.
Thousand percent.
Okay, let's go this way.
We're cutting corners.
God damn.
We're cutting our life.
We're driving like that.
Hell yeah.
Where's this guy?
Oh.
Should we let him?
Okay, what the oh?
Never again, bro. Never again. I'm not trusting somebody in GTA. What the what the flip?
No
What oh
And I gotta do that all over again, too. Oh
That's sad that just breaks my heart man
This is what I get for trusting people out here. That's crazy
GTA devs did me dirty on that one. They knew they knew I'd have a soft spot. I was like, oh, this some sketchy situation
To be fair, I took myself out at the end of the day though. I
Took myself out at the end of the day. It wasn't even the guy I had to be the one to do it. That's crazy
Unforgivable man, I swear to God if I see that guy again in the in the sands
I'm getting them because I know what he's up to I already know
All right, let's let's let's go back. Let's mark our spot again. Oh, it's already marked man. Can I get my bike back at least? I
I was just vibing on my bike and the next thing I know I'm trying to help out
freaking Jeffrey Dahmer over here.
Hold me trying to eat my face.
Bro was about to put me in between two slices of bread and just like have lunch.
My face was gonna be Jeffrey Dahmer's lunch, bro.
thousand percent
What's this goofy radio?
Does that say say no to Los Angeles
What if I say yes
What happens then and we spawned so far away we were like this close
And we had to land into the hospital
Very unfortunate
How do you change the camera view again?
Oh shoot!
What the heck did I do, bro?
I clicked one key.
God damn.
I guess that's like the ejection button or something.
Yeah, let's drive this thing.
A bike!
Hell yeah.
I wanna wing
Driving is a little weird though. It's not as good as a sports bike. I'll take it
Whoo
Merle America Jesus
Hey, they're getting that guy that shot at me a thousand percent that's the motel he was staying at
Good hope they shoot him also. Where am I going? That's not the right place. Oh
It's like moving changing locations. It's on the move this thing
Good thing I saw that cuz
I'm about to be in the other side of town before I got to this convoy
Hey, that was clean. That was pretty clean
Hell yeah
Oh
Talking about reefers
Whoa, bro, what do you
Hey talking about convoys, that's what we're headed right now
Wait a second. Is it moving still bro? Is it gone?
No way
Bro, I think it's gone. Oh
Shoot wait, what do they mean? They're just gonna pop up randomly again
Let me go to the spot and see what happens how does that make any sense?
Or did it go inside of the military base
Is that why
That's what it did bro, there's a military base, right?
Four stars ass crazy
Why he blown up that truck
Holy
Okay, but like, I got them to take out their own people.
I got them to take out like 50 of their own people, at least.
So I'll take it.
Jesus Christ.
They did not like that, man.
I mean, I think that's understandable, though.
So we need to reach that thing before it goes to the military base, right?
Okay, I see it.
We gotta act fast, bro.
fast let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go god damn it where's a
car when you need one bruh definitely not gonna find one in the junkyard
excuse me sir whoa whoa slow down first ball slow down second ball get
Show bowled head out of the car, man.
I'm in need of this.
I'm in need of the vehicle.
I'll return it, I promise.
No way I get a star for that.
No way.
That was my cousin, officer.
I asked if I could borrow the vehicle.
Oh, my God.
Also, am I going to reach this guy in time?
Because this thing is moving.
Okay, it's in the general direction, so I'll keep I'll keep going. I'll keep going.
Oh man, it's slow though. This car is slow. I have a feeling I'm gonna lose cops.
No way the local mall cops gonna be chasing me this far down. I feel like I might need the
That sport bike bro. I might need it. What was he at? Oh, yeah, what the?
I'm shocked
How's he not like falling out the plate
I mean, let's just do this then bro, there's no way I got off on the other side. I
Need the bike. Oh
Shoot cops are coming
Two squad cars that in this direction. That's crazy. Sorry officers. I have a military base
To get into
You're never gonna catch me
Two stars now? Damn. Chill officers. Am I going to make it? Bro, why is this so far
Well, there's no way I make that.
That's crazy.
That's crazy!
I gotta go this way?
Maybe I'll make it.
I'll try anyway.
Well, how's there a copper on the freaking Endurt Road?
definitely gonna turn into three stars
no now I'm definitely not gonna make it bro wait can they find me in here he found
me oh hell no officers I'm on foot please have mercy I'm on foot I was
going in the wrong direction for a bit bro
got an idea
sorry fam
imma have to take this vehicle
oh hell this thing needs so low
onions this is not an ideal situation to be in
I'm definitely not catching that convoy, bro.
I am not catching that convoy, bro.
It is going to be in the military base.
Is this thing on a time limit or will there be another one anyway as that goes there?
Because then I could just hang out, right?
I could just hang around that little area.
Let me lose the cops. I'll figure this out.
I'm losing the cops. They don't shoot at me, bro.
they want me are they willing to swim though are they gonna be willing to
swim I got a feeling they're not gonna be swimming
How are they finding me damn you have run out of stamina Jesus I could lose help
like this Trevor why good Lord this is the toughest two-star battle I had to
fight man okay we've definitely definitely lost them for now
He's got to stay low stay low
We did it good grief
Okay, so am I right is it gonna reset it's got to reset at some point right
Otherwise it would have just said like mission failed
I mean I might as well be better off dead because I can't even like find a car I'm in
the middle of nowhere I got zero stamina zero health.
This ain't good.
This ain't good bro.
Is that the bus that I'm driving?
Let's see.
I'm just trying to keep my eye peeled for the other military equipment combo that'll
be arriving.
Where's my stamina bar at?
Hey, can I take this?
Nobody's in it.
I swear, if I get a star, man.
How do I turn off the...
Man, this is risky.
This is risky.
Oh my god.
Homie's definitely going to hate me for life.
Alright, give me a second. Give me a second.
I gotta swim on out of here.
Where the heck am I, too?
I don't even know where I am.
Did it happen?
It happened!
Okay, so that's what's happening.
Okay, okay, okay.
Damn!
So I gotta get on that side of the...
That side of the freaking road, man.
Where's the...
It turns...
What was it?
Here or there?
What is it turned?
Does it go on this one?
All I know is I gotta get around this area
Let's cut it off.
Ugh!
Bro, there's like no way to get there though.
Ahh!
Bro, why couldn't he just swan dive?
I just gotta be so dramatic about it.
Jesus Christ.
Trevor is not having a good day.
I can tell you that right now.
He is definitely not having a good day
All right, I hear cars up there. Let's try and let's try and get to them man. I
Need a vehicle
Tired of swimming. I'm tired of being on foot
Bro, I'm like all shot up. Excuse me, sir
Trust me. I am having a bad day. I'm gonna need this vehicle
If you want it back, well, just meet me at the military convoy.
I'll be dropping it off over there.
No, don't let...
No!
Taking a shortcut.
Alright.
We're gonna be at the cutoff point for the next one.
I don't think I'm gonna catch up to this one.
I don't feel it.
I'm not feeling...
like catching up to that one so now that I know which road he lands on this one
did he go this way this is where we're gonna set up bro hell yeah maybe I
I'll try I'll try I'll see if I can catch up to it before it goes into the bridge
I just don't want to get low
Well, I'm gonna catch up to it the hardware must not be destroyed
Bro
I'm gonna die though? Hello?
Was I supposed to kill them?
Oh my god.
I didn't know they were being escorted.
I thought it was just like the...
One of those like you stick the sticky bomb to the back of the bank truck thing?
You blow it up?
God damn.
Okay, we can intercept it over here.
Jesus Christ.
I wonder if I should just throw...
I could kill the military people.
I just can't blow up the truck, right?
I think I got a plan.
I think I got a plan that was definitely not part of it, but don't you worry incoming plan
Oh, he's right.
He's headed right towards me, bro.
What if I cause traffic?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I see them I see them wait when do they make their turn what if I do this what if I do this
Bro that's just rude okay, hold on
Can I get it can I get it can I get it I'm just gonna take it bro. I'm just gonna take it bro
Go to the net lab
Wait, no one in Stars is insane.
Whoa, what the heck is that guy doing?
Oh my god, I actually did it.
I feel like they're definitely going to catch up to me though.
How do they not catch up to me?
There's no way.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, their vehicles are definitely faster, right?
They have to be.
How do I look behind me again?
Eeeeeem!
Listen, what did I tell you?
I had a plan.
I was just an innocent bystander with a broken down car in the middle of the road.
So there was no suspicion drawn when I would walk up to it.
Easy peasy.
I love how we could just casually steal these military equipment like nothing.
And I'm leading them directly back to my base, so I don't know how this is going to play out
I'm making a turn watch out. Okay, what do I do? What do I do?
Take it back to my club. Oh my god, really?
How do I get it in? Is this it?
bros it's not it take out the remaining guards okay
just want to make sure I was doing the right thing man wait I'm gonna die I'm
gonna die though I'm gonna hold on hold on give me give me I need a I need a
gun I need a gun I need a gun let's do this
Jesus
Oh, bro, there's more.
Don't get my truck.
That is my truck.
That is my truck buster.
Woo!
Hey, that's crazy.
some crazy work right there I did not think I was gonna be able to do that
bro Jesus all right uh calling up Lester let's do it
Lester the molester bro we got ourselves a military hardware parked out
back in my office all right we might be ready to move on this thing meet me up
of the lab. All right, let's see. All right, let's see. I leave the convoy here, though,
right? Can I take this car? You need back at the lab. Wait, like right here? What is
us there right I'm not going to Lester okay I'm going in oh I should probably not have
a gun in my hands that's just suspicious man excuse me this is my store man
All right fine fine
Officer I can't believe somebody blew up something in here it definitely wasn't me
It's all good. I'm about to start a mission. That's right! That's right! They were not
expecting a sticky bomb to be planted right behind them. I'll tell you that.
It's another one of your fucking disasters. That's what it is. First take a hostage.
Guess why I might finish start some kind of crazy high school romance with her. Are you nuts?
She's... she's a 60-year-old housewife!
She's 57!
And she thinks that I'm mature.
Yeah, well, let me tell you something.
30 years of marriage through the world's angriest mob boss
will make anyone insane.
You're not making my situation any easier.
Oh, there's a surprise.
I knew it would become about you.
I miss my family.
All your bullshit!
All you ever did was ignore them,
and now that they're gone, you'll miss them.
Fuckin' it! I'll tell you what you're tryin' to fucking agree with me, motherf-
Hey! Why not? You got me out here. You wrote me into your crazy water pool of shit.
If it was live, new age shit, and arguments about how good life used to be, I could've
stayed my ass in Losanto.
Hello Franklin. What's up? All right.
You need to write about that. Here's your shot.
I'm going to do this thing any questions comments
Miss Brad that crazy motherfucker was with us now. He would have loved this
Said he's got to enjoy himself and less than white collar criminals in a federal penitentiary
Thanks for sharing
Anybody else?
What about me?
You'll be waiting for them by the river handling the getaway
All right, you three go in grab the tape.
Ron Davey, move with you, you can get out of there.
Does that work for everyone?
Great, let's go.
Works for me.
Let's get this done.
Alito Bay.
Let's do it there's gonna be a professional job with perfect execution okay, we're sitting
up for this
I
Never hit a bank before
There we go. All right
I want to remember their first
What was your first bank score 88 outskirts cursor city look a small franchise pretend you
Things were easier back then
Oh buddy, look where you're walking
Okay, we're doing this I'm rubbing such bust on kind of guests. Let me think first we're late
All right here. I'm recording when we spoke down in these floors. No, what I'm saying how they come in
How much you say 200,000?
Got a professional, huh?
My bad.
here soaking it up
Hey, if he don't remember if he don't remember I'm supposed to trust this man with my life
And he don't trust me with the details of his first paint job. Well, how about you?
Why don't you share with the crew? I'm here. I'll back the facts
I went in took a break grand walk up
It was a bit more complicated than that though. It wasn't a team
maybe I knew the guy maybe the ID maybe you did six months maybe I was out
for and that children is why we don't leave with that children is why you don't
rob people that you know
frankly share yeah come on kid she's got a point the driver's alright man she
Okay, the score was like two stats man.
Two Gs, take home on your first gig.
That ain't bad man.
Man, the whole score was two stats.
Only I didn't see none of that shit.
I thought I packed you in our home.
Money was useless.
What the fuck out there?
You amateur!
I knew I shouldn't have told you shit.
Hey, Franklin, we all gotta start somewhere.
Last time I'll tell your ass something.
Jesus, 2K.
Homie risks.
months, not years in prison for 2K, that's crazy.
We're gonna drop you up here, okay?
When you hear it kick on, get ready, because we're gonna wanna go ASAP.
I'm gonna get away, man.
I'll do it.
This is Weasel News.
Weasel News?
All right, you know where you gotta be?
I got it down.
I'll bring you die back just for you!
Man, traffic goofy.
Let's do it.
Oh shoot, we're going with like masks and guns already?
I wasn't expecting that, damn.
Let's do it.
the dude that knows how to handle a gun better.
Get the door down.
What go to the vault
Hey, that's big take bro one point it's going up. Oh shoot
Tell the sheriff 211 is confirmed we're gonna need everything we got down here. Oh
Damn, this is not good
Of course the sheriff's doing their job but one day that we have to rob a bank
Unbelievable 8 million
Oh damn, oh damn, okay
Okay.
Sweet mother of shit.
Damn.
Jesus Christ.
It's chaos.
I
As in sky
Jesus
We are committing
Insane
Where are we going by the way?
Where are we going?
What are we doing?
We're bringing down the fences here, real and emotional.
You're caught, you're not damn it. Get out!
Hey, Frank! We need another skid route!
We need to find a vehicle!
Goddamn!
There's a construction around the way!
Keep behind the car!
Behind the car?
You gotta push through this roadblock!
Okay, okay!
And then you lose your units!
Shit's not!
Stop, sir! He's coming!
Whoa!
Bro, let me go extravair, man.
Oh, I'm supposed to be Michael?
Well, that's enough.
Go, go, go!
The US military has had enough
You know what? I think I might need this pillow again.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Push through! Push through!
Oh, shit.
Goddamn.
What's Franklin up to?
Has he got a plan?
Holy shit.
I
What
I did not say that bro. What?
That's foul
Jesus
The fact that I'm not dead yet is the same
Jesus.
Alright, I'm here.
This is my turn.
God.
Ha ha ha ha.
Bro, they got a tank.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, damn.
We good?
Whoo!
Chickens!
Which way do we go?
We're going this way?
Yeah, that might have been a good idea.
How do we get up there?
We go this way?
Oh, shoot.
There's even more of these bastards!
Oh shoot!
Let's move back!
Die you prick!
Who else would be fucking this up?
I'm reloading!
Cover the way!
Trank! It's our only shot!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
How you doin' back there, Frank?
I'm here I'm here
We gotta break people! Let's catch a train! Let's hop the train! Come on!
Okay, okay!
Get on!
Wait, why did they call off the military though?
Damn. Something sussy about that. There's something sussy about that.
Let's go.
Easy, easy. I'm a friendly.
Aidan Sanchez.
Our very own corrupt G-man in training.
You gotta be careful, buddy, all right?
Because they are looking around these trains for illegals.
And if you're mistaken, you'll be shot, Amigo.
Very amusing.
If you expect an M2 to bring you up,
you won't be disappointed on me.
Right back at ya.
Got the money?
Everything we got.
Okay.
Here's your cut.
considering present scrutiny on public worker remuneration that's it big
win oh yeah it's a huge fucking win whoo mom I'm out agent Haines will get in
touch with you once operation save the world to go get your crew together okay
damn oh we got screwed on that deal
split up they're gonna be looking for three we spill for the security of this
country come on Franklin man I'll get you all right
she's up serious
damn small town big job the paleto score all right all right where's your
next tea sounds good looks like homies just up the street
uh
Yeah
Martin
Hey, look what have you done? What have you done? Where is she? She's safe
Look, I'm gonna find a way to make this right with you. That would take some doing
Martin, don't worry. She is taken care of. She is living the life right now, okay?
As we're about to see, I do not doubt.
He's probably at somewhere drinking human blood or eating household pets.
He's not that bad.
Really?
Well, okay, he's pretty bad.
But he's got a sensitive side.
Oh yes, he's very sensitive.
When he gets his feelings hurt, he's devastated.
So what's your story?
I ain't got a story.
I'm an independent thinker.
Ah
I think I will be playing some GTA roleplay afterwards
Actually wanted to play that first but I figured it would make more sense to play the campaign, you know
you in therapy enough so that we can pay off that Mexican get you back in town baby.
Yeah.
This bloody fucking girl.
Jesus.
Fuck.
Ah.
Man, we've talked about this hygiene thing before, bro.
I invite you into my home this is how you repay me?
Like living with a fucking horny skunk.
Be under Rat and Canyon Bridge in a boat.
We'll stay in touch on the headstacks.
Rat and Canyon Bridge.
Let's go, they knew me. They knew I wanted the bike.
Bro, bikes are the best.
In GTA, man.
Are we racing, Michael?
Sometimes this is a high value courier service run by a
Merry weather
My this ain't a weapons trade if it's too valuable to ensure for air travel trade
Some times bold sometimes are worth priceless antiquities sometimes enough for you me run everyone
Like a mirage
Oh
Wait, what am I doing, bro?
Oh, shoot!
The elevated path?
Woo!
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Bro. His pelvis is shattered after that. There's no way you survive that. Recall this is done
for, bro. I did not want to hit that wild coyote. On that first jump I didn't know
that I was supposed to stay on. What did I miss? Bro, I missed something. You're
Kidding me. What the heck did I miss?
I mean, I guess it doesn't matter if I'm in the back of it, right?
Why is it telling me I gotta go here?
Bro, how does that make any sense?
I do have to be on the train. Oh, and is that what the the elevated paths are for? Okay, okay, okay. I
See
Watch this watch this. Hey. Oh my god
Ayo, man, I flew like Superman there.
I was headed into outer space without one.
Jesus.
All aboard the SpaceX.
We flying.
We went flying.
Goddamn.
I should be able to do it on the first jump.
Oh yeah another thing for your shopping list. We'll need some bombs
Lock in
Jesus rise
Wait I could try again
Maybe I could try again
Well, that was that was difficult, bro
Bro, I swear to God the game knew it was like setting up what the heck
It was setting yourself up for failure, bro. There's no way
Let's see I might be able to catch up the time
Oh god, okay, that didn't work
Was that the last path
No, there's one more, there's one more.
Is this the bigger one?
This one might help.
Okay.
It didn't work at all, bro.
Was that the last- God damn it.
I was unable to get on top of the train.
Bro, how are you supposed to do that?
Alright, first try, first try.
Let's do it.
This jump is a little too small, isn't it?
Okay.
Bro, I don't know how I'm supposed to do this.
It's tough.
Okay, where's this one looks good this one looks like I can do it from here like this
Let's go. What the bro?
You're kidding you're kidding
No way. I thought we were entering into a cutscene with that one bro. I thought for sure we were
entering a cutscene with that one bro. That's wild. Nah, it's over. There's no way. There's no way bro.
I thought bro, why would the cutscene like interrupt A let's go
Okay, but I'll take it like being on top of the train at least at the start way better
It's tough though
It's ain't easy I'll tell you that
So you can't slow down all right slowing down doesn't doesn't really help you
Doesn't help you at all
We got to reach the engine bro. It's like micro movements
Super micro
No way what the heck bro can I just go on foot?
I think I'd rather just go on foot man
There's no way to get brawl, there's no way.
I'm like literally doing micro movements.
Maybe it's harder because it's on the keyboard so I can only do like left, right click.
You know what I mean?
We're in control.
I think we got this oh no okay okay okay we're almost there we're almost there
we're gonna reach it there it is hey yeah I'm taking on my I'm not taking my
eyes off the screen man freaking cussing totally messed me up I don't
nowhere too. Tense time to charm, exactly.
Damn, that's rude.
We're going fast now.
We are going fast.
You under the bridge
Whoo that train was some sweaty work
Let's go Michael
No way.
Trevor, Trevor, Maniac, man.
Holy.
It was like a cat.
got nine lives use the sticky bombs I don't have sticky bombs bro
Michael doesn't have sticky bombs, bro.
Oh, shoot.
I think I made a mistake.
I can't, like, out swim this current.
Never mind, I can.
Woo!
Okay, okay, but I don't have any sticky bombs on me, bro.
I can't.
You can't attack the container.
Woo!
Okay, okay, but I don't have any sticky bombs on me, bro.
I can't take it.
Oh my God.
Of course, of course.
I'm...of course I don't have sticky bombs.
And where's my boat going?
Um, is there like literally anything else I could use?
Wait, is there a way to grenade, and then what else?
How do I see that other thing?
It says there's a part two.
Bro, I'm like trapped in the current.
I guess, let's go here.
I know, I know, but good grief.
I have like no way of, uh, okay, here we go.
Oh, I just got lined up.
I just got lined up.
Come on.
I was lined up.
I was oiled up and ready, bro.
I'm just an orange car.
I'm trying to pull out the cars, pull out them.
Eee!
All right, new sticky bombs, blow up.
I don't have the bombs.
Also, it would be very nice if Michael did not get out of the boat this time.
How do I change this?
Oh, it's not changing.
Okay, okay, okay.
The fact that that work, though, is impressive.
because I can't be. I gotta run a fucking salvage operation in here.
Uh oh.
Merry weather fleets here, bro!
Hurry it up, man!
I'm working, I'm working!
Goddamn.
I
Another
Where
Oh, okay.
Oh, shoot.
What are they bringing in?
Oh, he's got stuff?
Man, what would he have found?
Bro, he was talking like there was absolute junk in that container.
Get to the dinghy.
I'm in
down the
if you please
they follow in
I am do something about it Trevor
Oh
Holy
I forgot to say a nice outfit, and by nice I mean lame!
Jesus. Man, this is tough shooting on a boat.
You good? Oh no, there's another one.
There's a chopper!
Die, buddy!
You feeling alive juice pumping through your glands my glands are just fine without the crash of train
explode the helicopter that's sinking boats
God damn there's somewhere we can pull up just down the coast where we going land on the beach
Bro at this point I have to believe that like Trevor's immortal
How much do you think you make for citizens of Killing, huh?
Couple nickels?
Time for tough.
Half, then, since we put you in the ground.
Hey, you had your savings.
That I couldn't access because you blew the identity.
You know, there was nothing for Brad's defense.
Man didn't even get a trial, just hopped up in Supermax.
Transport's taken care of.
Ron's dependable, you see?
Ron?
I'm sorry, but like I was knee-deep in
Perkin 50 squad members apparently
Let's go
One briefcase out of all that is in her son. There's a your in very interesting
Hey before you go show me the loop
Yeah, what is the loop?
What do you get?
perfect perfect for fucking what the square thing no way bro given this and
you end your relationship with that little lady maybe we won't be dead men in
Los Santos I don't fucking see that silicone city again it'll be too soon
but this is my job not your call to make not on your job fuck things up
the Mexican to begin with my job my score get your own Jesus but then isn't
you give me that case I'll give you something bigger oh what you need
depository
fuck up can't be done I never said impossible just very difficult virgin
suicidal that a line you're afraid to cross not Trevor no way you remember
the dreams Trevor's immortal a couple kids pulling jobs big one and I sound
crazy back there huh but hey you and me together again with Lester and Franklin
on board we could do this thing T the way he's holding on to that case bro I
I think he's gonna fall
Oh
But he pulled it
Yeah, gentlemen, we both know you're not the merry-go-kart, but hey, it's great to be back in business, huh?
Let's bring it on.
Hell yeah.
And just like that,
we are this much closer to the big one. Whatever that means.
Whatever the big one is,
They might be talking about Trep. Excellent! Conference call!
hangers already on the way the windows open my friend and you are jumping out of
it shit Los Santos ain't going anywhere bud
heck yeah and we on some missions now that's what I'm talking about I'll make
sure I save because you just never know one minute saying that it's saved in
the next I'll log back into the game and I'm starting back on the train where after the
life of me can never get on it bro.
Ugh.
Who's useless?
DFIB!
What do they want with me?
Six man job
We got three take it or leave it take it or leave it champ. We got three
Cockroach
Oh crazy
I
Callin a card cockroach is crazy work
Oh, we're totally we're totally and double-cross this guy, right?
Thousand
It's a lot of nature terrorists release on a metropolitan area so they continue to get
Damn, we're totally gonna double-cross this guy
We tossing them in the river.
Am I right?
We're going to toss them in the river?
Let's do it, man.
We've got to save America.
We're saving America.
Got you.
I got you. I am a professional. Oh
Shoot this thing doesn't turn it all by the way. This thing does not turn it all by the way
Holy Christ
We're going underwater!
How do we swim?
Like this?
Damn, y'all gotta like, slow down.
I'm trying to keep up over here. Slow down.
I'm trying to figure out how to swim.
It's my first day.
Oh, are they like Olympic scrimmers?
I'm on it!
Oh, limited supply gas?
I didn't realize that.
me over here just wasting the whole thing
I mean it seems simple enough like I got to be quiet acoustic if I don't get
this right first try
I figured it was all gonna go on a wardrobe full of windbreakers, or maybe some nipple
clamps.
Hell, what you talking about?
Got a conversation we have in here.
I'm juicy on fuel right now.
There's nothing that's going to stop me.
Bruh.
Hell yeah, first time.
Let me be clear.
Okay, we swiped down the tunnel, gain access to the facility.
RONDER THAT?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
RONDER MYT?
It sounds simple enough.
Who gave us the intel though?
Who gave us the intel, huh?
Oh
Hey Michael just made a confession right there Michael made a sweet sweet confession
Keeping us all warm it's okay
He's taking one for the team and making us all very cozy and warm
By urinating all over the place
surrounding us
That's exactly what we need in this situation.
Closing comfort warmth, warm water.
Thank you Michael for being the true patriot that you are and providing us your warmth.
Bro pose 28 to the surface. Let's go
I'm trying Dan. It's like that's a lot of water was ladder
Hell yeah
We busting down the joint what are we doing here? What's the mission boss? What's the mission?
We ready? I was born ready. Let's do it. Come on, Dave. I'll just supply it.
Hey, hey, hey. We will keep the toxic and action our streets ready. That's what we've got.
Great. Lead the way.
Thank you, Robert. Your job is to just cover it as unlethal as long as you can.
Cover it in unlethal?
I'm leaving from over here.
Hands up here, we're down. I got the wall. Quick.
This time this guy went to sleep Michael.
Now we got him over.
Got you.
Man, I'm gonna put him to sleep alright.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Off to sleep you go little baby.
The elevator?
Where?
Punch it!
I got him, don't worry.
I'ma zap him.
I'ma zap him real good.
I'm gonna make them start dreaming of hell you
Hell you that was that was clean
Let's go let's go
Incapacitate the lab workers done, bro
Bro, man, I gotta let that thing charge down. Is there another one?
I'm going I'm going
Giving me like
No time
What do we wait take cover like right here, right?
How's that bro
bro how nah not the two-for-one special zapper god damn I don't know how I
pulled that off but that was special bro that was some special
Opening your opening your
Hell yeah
What what are you doing? So you can only be triggered internally. What are you doing? Uh-oh zap
I guess I was most that
Yeah.
Get the nerve thing.
Okay, you got them under control, right?
Hell yeah!
Hey, that is 200 IQ. Absolutely.
I agree. The Dino Dance is one of the best globally votes.
That twitch has the awful.
Okay, what are we doing?
I'm on it.
Hey, how? How do they even know?
Oh now? Yeah, hell yeah! Hold on, let me get a better weapon.
Yeah, let's do this.
Oh, what the
Hey, no more clan around we got to do this who wants some who wants some
I'm reloading I'm reloading
Bruh
Hey, what the
Where we going where we going boys
I don't know what I'm doing.
Whoa.
Where's the other one at?
I'm down.
Whoa.
I'm reloading!
Bro, why am I hearing monkey noises?
Why am I hearing monkey noises?
Ayo!
What y'all doing to these monkeys?
Bro, I got two of the monkeys are cheering me on when we set him free. Hey, that's rude
Yeah
What are we waiting for let's go let's go
You want me to go through oh
Yeah
Hello, Tony!
Hey!
It's over, right?
Damn!
I'm reloading!
It's him!
For a few million civilians!
Cover me cover me
Let's go let's go
These sounds make me a little nervous
What the monkey noises, bro?
Why do monkeys make you nervous?
I forgot how to fly this thing collect the container bro, bro
It's so difficult
All right, all right, all right, all right, there we go. There we go. There we go
She chill
Okay, we take it easy now
Take it easy
Are we
Oh
Can you get my turn
Does it really want me to like head in that direction
I think I got this, I think I got this.
Uh, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Bro, do I really need to be like right on top of it?
Can you give me a break?
Hell yeah.
Oh, gee!
Oh, I got land, don't I?
Ugh.
Oh, I got land.
It doesn't help that he's yapping in my ear.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, little higher.
Bro, why does this need to be so difficult?
Why does this need it?
God.
What am I supposed to do?
Okay, we got the height clearance.
Let's move forward.
Eyo.
We got this!
I'm getting the container, right?
Is this not good?
This is good, isn't it?
Bro!
Why do I move?
Can I not just go here?
I'm like lost.
Oh we have to line it up.
Oh thank god.
Thank god.
I did not want to have to do that again bro.
I did not want to have to do that again.
Oh it's so annoying driving helicopters in this game.
I totally thought we were going to off this guy.
I'm lucky I'm not one of them.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, he's gonna pretend like...
Damn!
How am I being specialised? I got discovered!
He's staying in this lane.
Fuck you, I should have taken you out just to get pulled from my country!
Pull it up! Get out of here!
I'm going, I'm going!
Fly to the airfield?
Oh shoot, we gotta like, pull up though, right?
Hold on let me see if I can pull up higher go go go go
Hell yeah, that's actually smart but homies actually smart
When you drop a stout, take the nerve in.
Mr. Phillips.
And I trust you to dispose of a copper.
Mr. Phillips!
It's more important things to worry about Mr. Otto, this stupid copper.
I think that I actually mean something.
Not made up wars, but made up enemies.
Matters of the heart.
Who the fuck is with me?
I'm not.
I'm a robber.
Land the crate on the trailer.
Damn, they really want me to be that accurate.
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got this, I got this.
We bringing her around.
I'm not. I'm trying to like, line this up, girl.
Chew.
I'm gonna do this one try. Watch this.
Oh God.
Wait what trailer that one down there. I think I see it. I think I see it
Steady
Steady go go go go go go go go bro
No way
No way, bro
It's so it's so intricately and no way
Bro, there's no way
Okay
Okay, okay, okay
How do you want me to line this up?
Wait, I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this
Chill we got it, right
Eat to the touch. Okay. Hold on. Oh, I was so close. I didn't know I had to click a button after
Oh my gosh
I suspect I may have clicked the wrong button.
I'm going to keep it real, chap.
I may have clicked the wrong button.
That's on me.
That is on me.
I'll take that.
I think I clicked the wrong button, bro.
No way you're making me fly all the way back down to that.
Ugh.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Oh, hell no.
This thing takes so long to like gain out to
All right, here we go here we go first try come on
Bro, I thought permissions be the most difficult I swear
No, I don't think it's skill issue. I don't think it's still a show all it's just unlucky at the end of the day
It's just a lucky go
Luck has everything to do with it skill is like zero factor thousand percent
Skill is a non participation in this one, bro
Okay, we're getting close I gotta start it's like right below me, right I got it I got it I
Got it. I got it. I got it
We're going down.
Careful.
Carefully.
Bro, I'm getting the hang of it now.
I am so getting the hang of it now.
It just takes a little bit of practice.
Slowly.
We gotta just...
We gotta just make this a real nice edge sesh.
To get it right.
Real nice.
Oh my god.
Why? Why?
Why bro? Why bro?
Why bro? Can I just like...
Hell yeah!
That is exactly what I'm talking about bro, and they want me to land the helicopter too.
Oh you asking you asking way too much of me.
Bro you asking way too much of me man.
Oh shoot!
Are we good?
Bro I'm letting her right here man.
I don't want to.
Thank god.
Dude they're asking way too much of me bro.
I'm so glad I was able to beat that.
I felt like I was getting a little too much.
Hey, Trevor's always wet.
Trevor's always soaking.
Hell yeah.
Just try and keep your heads down.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Oh, fucking hell.
Yes.
What's up, man?
My days in the wilderness are over.
Lester, he settled up with that crazy Mexican motherfucker.
Gave him the art of the family.
Now, as long as Trevor handles life, we're good.
Well, what about him?
Fuck him.
He likes the desert besides we do one big score safe, right?
Done just for you I did a semi-curse just for you
Nice!
That's exactly what we want.
Exactly.
Oh.
I had a wonderful time, Trevor.
But we both know...
Hey, well, I feel like I'm interrupting something over here.
I feel like I'm interrupting something over here.
You have a great pain inside.
Damn.
Lay it all out Trevor! Lay it all out! Where the heart I'm sleeve bro! Tell her as it
it is. Woo! Dang. Oh, shoot with the cow dune. We're almost there Patricia. Are you ready?
jesus
no way she just said that
hehehehe
are you ready for such a depart ways?
it's gonna happen
i'm sorry i gotta do it
hell yeah
perfect move music right here
perfect
I love to see it.
I have the other ear.
Bruh, I love to see it.
Hey man brother.
Hell yeah.
Trevor.
I feel bad for Trevor man. I feel.
I feel for homie.
He just lost.
Potentially.
Love of his life. He just had to take it. He's sad. It's a sad time for my bull trev.
All right, where we headed to? Where we headed to? I think we have time for like one more mission.
One more. Ewww!
We really got to drive all the way down there.
That's foul.
Hey, I want to play some tennis.
Oh, I'm sorry we driving in this one we driving there in this one, bro
It's gonna take forever if I take Trump's truck
We going in the
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're not trying to get this back. Are you don't be silly now
You're definitely not getting this back
wait the fact that they're same station is playing bro oh my god it's perfect
the perfect transition
don't go that's my bad that's my bad that's my bad bro apologies my bad
Apologies. I'm gonna rush though.
Is that an excuse that I could use?
I'm gonna rush.
How to avoid Los Santos traffic.
Just go at speeds of 200 miles an hour.
Hey, you goochie.
So I get all tense stuff.
I start tightening up when there's close encounters of a crash, man.
I don't want to do it.
I'm not down to crash this vehicle. I'm not down to crash in general so I get
all tied up when it's about to happen.
Oh, go this way.
Man, it would have been like 30 minutes later to get back to the house if we took
Trevor's truck.
Oh, shoot!
It was happening there's a robbery in progress
Ow, which guy that guy over there on the motorcycle way. I kind of want to I
Want to do something about that? I want to do something about that
How did he not die bro?
How does he stay oh I got you now, bro, how you see the guy
bruh
Eddie the irony breath flat out irony bro
God damn I am trying to do a good thing here I
Got a return this purse
or stolen item I don't know what they sold but we got to return it I love how
homey like falls off the bike to the at his own making at his own will versus
me smashing behind them unbelievable
I got your purse.
What is wrong with you?
Jesus.
Like, not even I knew that one I'm going to rush.
I got your purse.
Hell yeah.
You know she's going to return the favor later.
You know she about to return the favor later.
That's why we become a good Samaritan.
Trevor is changing his ways.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Me first, me first.
I am the faster car.
how that works okay
oh my god i thought for sure i was going to clear that
so unfortunate
i thought for sure i was going to clear that bro
oh we have to make this turn
hell yeah
oh it's raining
Bro that's not rain, that's like snow, hail, hail maybe? Or rain? Is it rain? Bro why is it sunny? Man can you? Watch yourself.
Bro, two people at the picnic table not even faze. Got a lambo almost running them over.
Oh it's raining, okay.
Is that Wade?
You ain't my cousin.
Dang.
Oh boy.
What are you gonna do, Trevor?
Don't do anything crazy.
Crazy
She looks mad big man
Comes up with a wildest stories
to me okay bro he's so good
Hey, it's not a no though. It's not a no. She might change her mind.
Oh my god, it's blue water. It's blue water. Cursing for the first time.
Both of you to go now. You are a weird friend.
Hey!
Weird is strong.
Yeah. Weird is a strong word.
Come on now.
No!
Wake up!
Fuck you!
Hey!
Nah, you can't edge me like that.
You cannot edge me like that!
What the heck?
Oh no!
Oh no Trevor, what did you do?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no!
Oh boy.
The time of our lives.
That's not good.
Oh boy.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, bro.
I can run in and get Boya Deborah.
I know she seems kind of out of time, but she can have fun.
No, I don't think she can.
Wait, just Boya?
Boya's gonna meet us there.
Wait, Floyd is still alive?
Bro, why is he taking it?
I was on the way to the gathering with Gakey Bell and Cush Triake and you stunk and sent
the shores to get split and you met a healer and you looked after your friends.
You met a healer and you looked after you when your friends had abandoned you.
That was weird, weren't it?
Collect how much?
How do I go first person on the keyboard and mouse?
First person anti.
What's the keybinding for that?
Press the start making changes to your current keybindings.
No, why don't you just tell me what it is, bro?
Huh?
Default mouse drive and control.
My bad, one second, one second, one second.
I want to know.
Ouch.
Change first person view.
On PC, the V-key?
Hell yeah.
So I'm talking bad.
I'm just saying, I'm bringing the vibes to a whole new level.
Bro, it's like driving for the first time.
What is this?
Don't worry Wade.
We're gonna forget about all all about Deborah and Floyd
We don't forget about all the vanilla unicorn
Bro imagine imagine working on a join like this and there's the type of character that rolls up
Like with the drip and everything with the bloodstains and everything
With grief
Two doors to the right
Nah, they did not play Britty. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Huh? Really? Hey, I'll take that. Hey, we about to be the new owners of the Vanilla Unicorn.
Let's go.
Michael!
Damn, it was all part of the plan.
Trevor was never, was never
caring about Wade's feelings. It was all about taking over that club. Wait, is my family
still gone? Are they still like doing their own thing? So we're headed over to Trevor's?
Let me mark it on the map.
I'll stay in this car.
I think it's going to be fast enough.
It doesn't seem to be too far away.
Oh, who's called?
Oh, is it one of my um, heist crew member Ricky Lukens unlocked?
Let's go.
Hey, he better be good.
Or at the very least, he better be worth the money.
That's key right there.
He better be worth the money.
You gotta take this exit
Olympic freeway
Hey, oh out of my way buddy, you're gonna drive slow pull over give me some space
That car is super tempting to take.
So do we just go in through the front door?
Hey, look after my vehicle please.
Huh?
Do I meet him in the back?
What?
How the heck do I...
How do I...
Ehhhhh!
I'm sorry, buddy.
I can't help you.
What does that say?
Horny girls.
Hello!
one of those f*****g three-hands.
Can I not get in?
Everybody gotta go to f*****g just to get in, dude.
I just like getting hot.
Bro, how do I get in?
Oh, good. Hit me up, lady.
What am I missing here?
Do I go in this way?
Bro.
Can I really not go in?
Oh my god, why was he struggling to go through the front door earlier then?
Damn wait to you got two on you, huh? Oh
Shoot my brother right way
The guy
What up, Trevor, what up, what up?
I have changed my ways, all right?
Yeah, I'm done with my crazy shit, all right?
I'm going to squirt things away with Mary, Walter.
Make sure the agency ain't coming back after us.
And then do one last big score.
And then you get back with your family.
Man, I'm just going to live here.
I'm going to run this-
Sounds very reasonable to me.
And then you're showing people a good time.
How to prison, and then, you know, happy.
So how'd you come by this place anyway?
How to for ages.
So you must know Leon, the whole man.
Leon, huh?
Get rid of him, man.
So what's going on?
What's going on?
Lester!
I feel like the Disney cheercloth of, like, the guest star
should be...
Overlapped in the scene.
Wooo! Last two!
Celebrity guest star.
The big one!
An ordinary deposit, around 200 million in gold bricks, all taken from trying to leave Uncle Sam.
Who will spend the rest of our lives being hunted by government officials.
If we live in the attempt, by large, you'll be my, uh, our last piece.
So gentlemen, let's go out and get out there and find some game for employment.
Oh, what the heeeh?
Oh, is that the owner?
Damn.
The owner has definitely seen better days.
I got your car back to house to move my improvements.
Provence is still an old man riot.
You crazy, Jimmy.
She over here. She wants to get on the lap.
Now as long as she doesn't tear up my legs, it's totally fine.
If she doesn't tear up the legs...
It's totally fine.
Bruh.
You ready to play some GTA?
Luna!
Nya! Nya! Nya!
Nya!
Alright.
Alright, alright.
It's okay if she does.
It's not okay. It's not okay if she tears up my legs.
I need my legs.
In good standing.
I have a finals tennis match.
tennis match. I'm representing City of Champions. I need my legs in pristine condition. Okay.
Alright, let's get started Luna. I don't think this is going to last long with her on my lap.
My dog scratches my legs all the time. I mean, I don't mind, but some of the things
Sometimes sometimes cuts deep
Sometimes it cuts deep like an Olivia Rodriguez song. It just cuts deep, bro
Better be a baby sometime I am what do you think I do right now?
We think I'm doing right now
All right, Luna. Let's go
brother the amount of like
Way to set
Is this where I was last time
Bro, they're really gonna make me drive all the way back to Trevus Place? That's crazy.
That's actually insane.
Luna, we're gonna have to steal a pond. Bro, you're blocking!
You better block me. Hey, look at this. It's Christmas, bro.
Giftwrapped. For me.
The GTA God's moon.
That I needed this part.
Sorry, lady.
Anseltongue.
yeah we know bro we know you want to be on crew I get it we heard homes message
last time I don't know why I didn't let me save when I was starting that mission
I assumed it was already on auto save since it wouldn't let me save
you
I
Why you gotta do less you're like that?
Union depository oh, this is a big score isn't it this is the big score
Right. Now we gotta stop outside the Arcadia Center down on Alfa Street.
We can get a view of the back from there.
Bro, this is horrible for my back by the way.
I gotta switch.
As who?
Senor Trevur?
Drive to the airfield?
What are we doing at the airfield?
What's the boys doing at the airfield, huh?
I
Know how supposed to do this with them bro my back is gonna be in so much pain. I swear to God
I swear to God
Oh, we're squeezing through Luna, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Bruh, I can't never get I can't drive
This is exactly what I mean when I say my dog is on my keyboard while I'm playing Ballard
teammates never believe me
I swear to God, just today
I played like two games ballerin', somebody kept dying over and over, they said they got a duck on the keyboard
they're very, very sorry, they're concentrating on other things
like the duck
Seriously?
Big job!
Payment!
Heya, Austin!
What?
I'm down.
Yeah!
I don't know why I didn't give it before.
I wonder what you in on the ground floor this time.
That's the problem.
First thing in my back now is going to be my shoulder.
Look at this.
Jesus.
What is this?
Now I can't do this.
What are you doing?
You gotta go!
You gotta go, bro!
I'm killing innocent civilians over here.
Goddamn, Luna.
Is it?
Jesus Christ.
Hey!
Don't mess with the internet!
Not at all!
He's a mess with the internet!
Good lord!
She cranky!
Bro, she cranky!
She's about to sabotage my internet and literally like, went straight to it.
I said no, she looked at me, paused and then went to it.
It was crazy.
It was insane, bro.
She knows exactly what she's doing.
Literally exactly
How do I not get any wanted stars
Listen buddy, this is why you look both ways before crossing the street, okay? Let that be a life lesson a life
You no longer have but a life lesson of less, okay?
Bro, I am not I am not ready to freaking fly a helicopter
Bro mission after mission helicopter, bro. I want the AI to do it. Come on
I'll be deacon when I'm driving the helicopter.
I'm down by the way.
Ayo chat, let's all oil up. I'll get out.
Alright, let's do this.
I've gotten a little better at driving the helicopter,
but it's like, it's still uh, oh god.
It's not natural. Let me put it that way. I have to learn like the
way. And that's what makes it not so fun.
What? Oh, was that not supposed to fly over there?
Bro, they literally did nothing. They sound the alarm and they're like, hey, they're
I guess I was just covering over the Pentagon then they would get a little crazy on me, huh?
Lester using that big beautiful brain of his.
Do I gotta like lower myself somewhere?
Hell yee. First try.
Do whatever less need you to do
Keep a loop
Oh the two, okay
Where are they
I took my eyes off them for like two seconds
Literally two seconds, bro
It was literally two seconds. I didn't understand if I had to drive or if it was gonna be automatic
Okay, there's a convoy. I see it now. I see it now
All right, so we're gonna
How how do I stay with them?
I guess I just do this. I'm like semi-navigating it with my keyboard and mouse.
Okay, okay. Pause, pause.
Still going good.
It's not too complicated. I don't think they're making it like crazy for me crazy default
Thank goodness
They get spicy
They're under the bridge are they turning no, they're not turning
Cover the car with the right equipment. We don't I gotta like load myself, bro. I'm gonna try
Here we go here we go here we go
We follow when we chasing so far so good
for it's spending periods of time.
Hey, well, let's start chillin'.
So there's ways to make minutes go by.
Damn, we're just lurking now, huh?
When does it get spicy?
When did the fireworks start?
We need to follow them in closer.
How?
Bro, where am I?
Bro, the helicopter's not moving.
The helicopter wasn't moving.
Oh, so does I hate this game.
I'm just going to keep it real.
Sometimes I absolutely hate this game.
Only when I'm driving the helicopter do I absolutely
hate this game.
It is not conducive to a keyboard and mouse.
And good lord, you're going to make me sit.
Bro, can I skip this mission?
Bro, I'm down to skip this mission.
It's so stupid.
Let's get to the next part, bro.
Send me to the next part, bro.
I'll try one more time.
I'll try one last time, bro.
See if I can do this.
Horrendously annoying.
Bro, it's like, how do I move forward?
There we go.
I think we're going, I think we're going.
Jesus Christ.
All right, we're doing good now.
I was trying to just use my keyboard and it definitely wasn't working, so
It's like practically automatic for you to it's it's weird. It's weird how this all works
Where the heck did I lose those conboys last time?
Oh, they turn.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me see where they go.
I think that's why.
Man, let's go, let's go, let's go.
No, I didn't lose them here.
I lost them when they made some turn.
Oh, there goes the convoy.
There goes one.
Okay.
Okay, we gotta go now.
We gotta go now.
I'm trying to control this.
I'm trying to move my mouse it's it's not really working let me try going down
a bit I don't know okay there we go oh shoot a little too much chill okay where
do they go bro they disappeared get closer
bro they I see them I see them I see them I can't get closer though
okay okay okay whoa whoa whoa whoa I don't want to crash into the building
bro wait I think I need to get closer right there they are oh thank god man
thank god because I was not prepared to do this all over again okay
Bro, how did I miss this building? That's crazy.
Oh, thank God!
Bro, I was not prepared to do that all over again, bro.
All over again.
I'm gonna do a roleplay GTA stream after this, for sure.
Yeah, GTA 6 has been slapped.
A thousand percent.
Alright.
Why are we still in the helicopter?
You're excavating the new LS metro tunnel around here.
Take us around the building and find the construction site.
Roger that.
Looking for a big asshole.
Take us around the building and construction site.
I see no construction site.
I just went like a full 360 around the building, right, so...
Where the construction site at?
Bro, I am tired of navigating this goddamn thing.
They do not make it easy for a controller or mouse to navigate this helicopter.
What construction site?
Oh God.
Skip mission?
Question mark?
It's so frustrating!
Where?
What?
Where's the construction site at?
I don't see anything.
Is it around the other building?
If I remember, the destruction is happening over the North Side of the Bank.
What is gonna happen that way anyway?
Northside of it?
Oh!
North Side of it.
Ah!
Okay.
Thank you.
Franklin.
Actually being useful.
Thank goodness.
I'm on my way, bro.
We about to do this.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jesus Christ!
Do I go on top of the wall?
Okay.
We're here. Oh, I see it, I see it. Jesus.
Man, chill, Lester. God damn.
Am I... Am I on it?
Bro how close
Like why bro what are you doing?
Well, that's we said hell no
Let's there said see you
Jesus Christ. He didn't want none of that
Bro didn't want to have to deal with the aftermath of that. That's crazy
You're planning the tool store job.
You're excavating the new LS metro tunnel around here.
And take a look at the end of the night.
All right, let me see.
Where was it?
It was like around here, right?
Looking for a big asshole.
Right there, perfect.
That's the excavation.
I need you to hold the chopper above it
while I take a look.
Well, this thing is like so delicate.
It's sooo delicate, it's sooo...
Okay, perfect.
Same.
Hold on, hold on, let me...
A little more, right?
And then we stop.
Hell yeah.
Like this?
Bro, why?!
Oh good go to the airfield I could switch as Michael. Oh, thank the heavens. Yes, I'm doing that immediately
I am not going to your field bro
Whoo take Franklin to his house I could do that. That's for sure
Bro, I could definitely take Franklin to his house now take him to frickin
I'll put go if I have to anything but the chopper literally anything
I'll do things Franklin to avoid that chopper. Okay. Hey, what are you looking at lady? What are you looking at?
Just like old times
Franklin and Michael hanging out
Bro, can we take this car though?
Nah, it's not gonna complete the mission, huh?
Oh shoot, I missed my turn!
Shit, may you sound shamed, dawg.
He does, he does sound a little shady.
Where's the fuck?
All right?
He does sound a little shady.
Why can't you talk right now, Michael?
Come on.
He's full of beans.
It doesn't have to be that way.
Damn, Franklin.
You got a nice house, by the way.
All right, I'll add.
Hey, when he's got something, let's go be a touch.
you
You
I
Right come from bro
makes it cyber
We're like modern America
You take care of it even exists. Yeah, that's actually Cara Dillaby. It's not it. I
Got money. It just makes you miserable. I read that on a Tik Tok comment anywhere
So I don't know how true it is, but I believe it. I believe it. It makes sense
We do this last big job and then when it's all the partnership
What do you say I think she's based off that model the washy eyebrows bro the one trait
The one trait if you had to describe somebody.
Oh, it's that model with the bushy eyebrows, bro.
Man, they're not that bushy for me to be like,
is that one with that bushy eyebrow, bro?
This was not the family drama I was expecting.
I thought Michael's family was going to come over here.
I'm just asking you something.
Alright something I've been thinking about.
Up in North Yankton.
Exactly who was buried in your place.
Oh shoot.
I never gave it any thought.
Damn!
Nah, he knows.
You don't want to be fooling with Trevor right now.
He knows.
Why would he be asking if he didn't already know?
Shit!
You're fucking dead!
Oh.
Trevor, hey, tea!
Oh, boy.
That's my car, you prick!
Damn, Trevor!
It's OK.
I got a baddie whip right in here.
Hey, what?
Let's go!
Go to Los Angeles International Airport?
Easy.
Get in next time, guys.
Hey.
Fuck you.
Hey, come on.
Where you going?
You know where I'm going.
Fuck you.
You don't need to go home with the North Gangster
to find out what I can tell you
over a couple beers back in my house.
Come on.
Order pizza.
Fuck you.
Fuck your pizza.
Fuck everything it stands for.
This is insanity.
Hey, don't talk about pizza like that.
No, it's clear and reason to not talk about people like that, please.
Stop your car. Come on. Come back. We'll talk.
Oh, I'm not gonna listen to another one of your lies.
Hey, I'll lay it all out for you, everything. Just stop the car. Turn it around.
I couldn't turn. I'm sorry. I couldn't turn at all. The tires were, like, glued straight.
Oh, I'll be something.
It'll be an anti-climate.
Race every... Just a...
I missed my turn!
I'm trying to save you a trip.
You've done me enough favors, buddy.
Right, set up your fucking trip.
Trevor, come on.
Fuck you, Michael.
Soon enough, I will.
You will, uh...
No!
Oh, wait, uh, okay, good.
Now we're good.
We're on the right road.
Uh-oh.
What do you think he's on his way up on the wooden door to confirm his suspicions?
He's gonna what?
Hey whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jesus, bro.
Move it along, let's go, let's go.
And you can just get a step!
Nah, I ain't got time for that.
I do not have time for that, bro.
Go to the second terminal, where's that?
How do I get up there, bruh?
I go up
Uh oh
Damn, where, wait, where are we flying to?
Something is about to happen?
What do you think, what do you think?
Loops, tires, ay-oh?
Hey, who said something about Loot Tires?
I said glued tires, glued.
Ay-oh, where the heck are we?
Oh hell yeah!
Oh he's going to the cemetery!
Damn!
His name is Dave Norton. Nice guy, feelings. He gets the glory I get out
It's not even a decision. Amanda. I don't have a choice
Do you want to die here where it's always snowing?
Or do you want to go and live where it's always sunny?
Exactly
And then flashbacks are hitting hard isn't it?
Sheee....
OOOH
It ain't.
I missed my turn!
Bro, where are we?
This is so cool.
What does this consider?
Like, what map does this consider?
We outside of the map, bro.
Why don't I use any Chico-
Why would I use Chico's on a campaign?
Ha ha ha ha!
We did it.
Maybe we are home free.
It's over.
That's just my bed.
That is full.
Just this one job and everything is done.
Some tea is about to spill.
I always miss my turns.
Because if I'm being perfectly honest, it just whizzes by me.
Do we have to go around?
Woo!
We slicked!
Trevor, don't do it!
Oh, Mama Sita, he's already digging.
No, Trevor, no!
Let him rest in peace!
Or pieces.
Wait, he's not dead.
And he's not dead.
Happens in the dark comes out in the light. I'll give it a rest Trevor. There's nothing there
This is it moment of truth it's gonna be an empty casket, huh?
They probably move body right
Right
Bro, why not why not move the body? Why would you know?
Brad hey, Brad ain't looking too good. We do what we got to do to survive. Oh, he's got a moisturize
Exactly why you got to remember to moisturize, bro. Oh, how was that gonna end up looking like Brad in the cannon me in the ground?
Or or or or both of us in the car Brad got shot you saw it
He didn't make it. I got shot. I did that that's it
I think the only thing that Inko was planned was me showing up on your doorstep ten years
later.
Mikey, I mourned you.
You write about that?
I got a fuckin' family, Trevor.
We were all gonna die.
He did die.
You rapist, villain, motherfucker!
I didn't want to come to this.
Yes, you did!
You're still in the fuckin' balls to do it!
But I do!
You're still in the fucking balls to do it, but I do I got bored of losing you never a true or word has been spoken brother
Now pull the fucking trigger a brother are we supposed to shoot?
Is this like one of them Detroit become human?
Am I gonna shoot oh
Oh what the hey
His gun didn't work
Get in the car
What why me bro, I got nothing to do with those
Literally nothing. Where's this guy at?
Hey, he's still alive. It's neat
brother hold me damn hold me damn is he out oh my god bro
Damn!
What's the round to Trevor? Help me!
How's this guy still alive, bro? He's got like five bullets in his face. How's he still alive?
Goddamn. Where'd the other dude at?
What am I supposed to do?
Oh I'm supposed to go to the car.
How am I supposed to get to the car when I have like five people shooting at me, bro?
You don't got me.
I got you.
I got an idea.
I'm gonna be real the idea didn't work at all damn wish him I thought I could just drive
off with her van get in the car how am I supposed to get there though can I just take their
car she she got shot in the face oh you homie
a burra there's like the worst
bro they all out here
there's someone over there right yeah I see you peeking bro who shoot at me oh
my god how are you still alive
Let me go here. Let me go here. Jesus. God damn.
Bro, there's way too many. There's like literally way too many.
No! That was my getaway car. God damn.
Man this freaking guy's not even peeking.
Let's go let's go
Am I out of ammo no
What
This is so stupid
Bro, what am I supposed to do in this situation?
Oh me!
How do I get to the car?
I don't even know how I'm supposed to beat somebody up.
No! Bro, what am I supposed to do?
I have no guns!
Oh.
Okay, so there's no way I just I just stick around right I got there's gotta be away for me to like
Go somewhere else
Oh, maybe I could take his gun hold up hold up
Hell yeah
Why isn't it oh, bro
Where you at?
I thought I had unlimited ammo for some reason.
Where the other guy at?
Okay, let's go, let's go.
I
See him
Hell yeah, oh shoot bullet right in the back the head
I don't know where to go how many are there man
God damn it
I see you. I think I got him.
Oh my god, I got... bruh. Let's go.
I got one of these. Let's go.
Hell yeah.
Well you want some too? Hell yeah.
Phillip went head-away!
You want a place for him, huh?
I
Damn
God damn
Friendship ruined because of these guys
Am I good to go I'm any we're shooting our way through bro shooting our way through I
Totally forgot I could pick up their weapons. They didn't even like occur to me
No, you give yourself up.
Bruh.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Hey, that was pretty successful.
That was a pretty successful...
Oh god.
This place is where we're going.
Bro, my car ain't movin'.
Oh, I was about to say my car ain't movin'.
God damn.
Damn.
I love how he still is alive even though we've killed like 50 of these guys' men's.
He's really gonna just keep me alive after that
Home he's got the gun on me like we still want to talk
Fly back to Sandy shores who am I Trevor?
Sandy shores airfield
I
Can't I'm gonna I'm gonna crash. Why isn't it?
Why isn't it why isn't it pulling why isn't it pulling up? Why isn't it pulling up chat? Why is it not pulling up?
What
Goofy and mechanics. Goofy mechanics, bro. Good grief. Bro, I'm just gonna fly straight then.
I swear to God. Bro, look, it's still doing it. Oh, now it's working. Now it's working.
It was the phone call. The phone call, like, totally messed me up.
Ridiculous. As long as I'm, like, flying straight. Yeah.
bro that was insane look it's doing it again I don't have control bro it's on
an anglab like no control bro
this is ridiculous thank you we've been watching you Phillips your operations
causes problems this is actually ridiculous I can't control it
Whoa, viable. What the fuck is that?
I can't control it!
Please end the phone call. Please end the phone call. Please!
Ew.
That's wild. I don't know what the game expects me to do. Maybe I didn't think about the controller
on the mouse situation. I should have just hung up on it, bro. I seriously should have
just hung up on it. Because I can only control it with my mouse. Which is like basically
you have to hold the left click button and then you can kind of drive like this. You
go up and down. It's inverted so you slide down to go up, you slide forward to
go down and when he calls I have no control. But we're good, we're good, right?
Let's just keep it like this. Let's keep it neutral until they're done their conversation.
Yeah? Bro, I'm headed straight into the ocean. Bro, I'm headed straight into the ocean. Please don't do this to me.
He's shut up shut up. I
Got it in the call sooner. We're just gonna hang up on him. We're hanging up on bro. He's killing me every single time
Absolutely useless conversation anyway
I
Don't know why they won't let me like mechanically drive the plane with my mouse with the stupid phone call
it's ridiculous go on call me bro call me see what happens see what happens yeah
yeah yeah nah we good we good change soon senior we're good I gotta find my
plane god damn it we'll talk later okay send that beach to voicemail you
He sent me a text.
Venton attacks.
I prefer it.
Lamar, a crazy man.
Meet me at my crib.
Me and Frank don't roll out on the last car for the rich dude.
You win?
I might be in.
So we're just going to forget about Michael.
Our dearest, bestest friend.
Just going to forget about him.
Man, this is a, this is a pretty pleasant flight we're having over here, huh?
Can you imagine?
Leaving all our problems behind.
We got Michael, who's probably going to be decapitated by the Chinese mafia.
We have new friends to look forward to, aka Lamar, aka Franklin, our new bestess homies.
That's who we have to look forward to, let's go.
Damn, it's so pretty.
It's so pretty.
I love how Trevor anticipated Michael escaping,
the mob of a hundred china mafia men and went to the lengths of destroying the engine in the car
so that by the off chance i managed to slip by the getaway car was going to be useless
well played trevor well played damn do i actually have to land this thing that's annoying
I didn't know I was going to be landing.
I forgot how to do this.
Oh!
Woo!
Jeet!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god!
Wait!
That was like a professional landing!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god!
Wait!
Hey yo, go go go go go!
Bruh!
That was the best landing yet.
I got the wheels out just in time too.
You saw the wheels?
That got sketchy.
That got real sketchy.
Excuse me?
Where do you want me to go?
Oh, here we go.
We're good, right?
Mission passed!
Hey!
see I don't mind driving like the the airplanes are pretty easy and all that
stuff it's the helicopter bro the helicopter so annoying all right what do
we got we're supposed to we're supposed to go look for this guy right but we're
probably gonna we could do an assassination for Lester that's
Franklin I kind of want to continue this the story though let's do that
Bro, we're so far away, this is gonna be like the longest ride ever.
Gotta make sure we got DJ Cara blasting on the radio if we're gonna be making this long
and drive.
I got a car around here, can I just fly there?
Why can't I just fly there?
Oh, that's right, I have like nowhere to land.
Who's this guy?
Yeah, you better wa- oh!
you
You
My blood pressure is high up there now
That was whiskey. Hello!
Uh, Lamar?
Yeah.
Devin Weston's car still a team the one Frank's one
We're doing a first before the Devon thing
Okay, okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
about brown
let's do it
we got steel car
can i take this bike
no one's gonna miss it
Hell yeah.
Oh, she dies.
Oh shoot, oh shoot!
Mmm.
Where's the car at?
Oh.
Lamar!
In Peninsular to seeing you here.
Oh.
Hey, what's that bass bar?
The usual place?
I ain't gonna get a scratch on this thing.
We abiding by traffic laws, okay?
Hey, you ain't got your blinker on, dumpster truck.
Oh, shoot!
We abiding by traffic laws. It's a red light.
It's a red light chap.
this is a red light, we can't be crossing them red lights, bro
damn, yeah, let's enjoy the music
when's the next tiktok stream?
green light!
I've been meaning to do one, it's gonna be soon, that's for sure
it's gonna be very very soon
I
Bro, how's there a red light already how's it a red light already now we pass it on it
Hey turn on green right turn on green
Where are we going where are we going turn left I'm turning y'all better watch out
Hey what he call me bro I'm in my lane what are you talking about oh maybe I'm not in my lane
damn my bad I thought I was in my lane hey I got you man maybe not hold on let me back this up a
a little bit. Bro, I can't see nothing. Jesus. Let's go. That was easy. No wanted stars.
Nobody at sight. That was easy, bro. Oh, am I gonna have to drive this truck right
Yeah.
Okay.
Fun.
Damn.
What I see um you dig old man me rumor and hearsay. We've got a long way to go
But don't try that how far is this thing about four hours
Yeah, your operation slick. See if you are right driving. I'm a catch up on some sleep. Go for it
This I'd be in the boss myth be ready thing, but this thing sleep. Yeah, I'll be asleep in the last stop talking
and we got some nice cars on the truck oh shoot I cannot believe I didn't hit
that hard I cannot believe I did not hit that hard
but let's just let him sleep. Damn. Yeah, he's a bummer, but you know, he wasn't a good guy,
he made out. That dude was a killer, a thief, a liar, and irritable as shit. Yeah, a license,
above all else. Goddamn it. Fuckin' liar. Homie, you sound like some pissing a call,
Oh my god.
You didn't call for 10 years.
Fuck man.
You're fucking god fucker.
Shut the fuck up.
Man, the first time's always better.
I hope we get a little...
Enough of that.
Enough about me fucking.
I don't do that as a rule.
Hey, we're not getting a scratch on any of these cars, okay? Don't worry about it.
Honey pops!
Hey, oh, Cinnamon Tuss... Cinnamon Tuss French was hard.
I like them all. When I was a kid, I liked them all.
this all okay Michael's current condition is unconfirmed I said but if he was dead you'd
be cool because of this Brad you'll die whenever yes man I thought you and Michael were tight
so did I okay that make a lot of fucking sense
it's a lonely old road ain't it? imagine a road trip with Trevor I feel like homie
has a way of keeping it interesting, that's for sure.
Oh!
As long as we don't get scratched on the good cars, we're good.
No, God, no, of course not.
Unless.
Man, use a sick thing.
Just themed in for some friendship.
Friendship?
Right, man.
It's just truckers are a symbol of this country.
And part of it's mythology, like cowboys, gangsters,
hobos, gangbangers.
Truckers are about the unsexiest myth I've ever heard.
Apart from hobo, they're maybe tired with hobo.
Breed loaders in the night.
Franklin sleeping? I thought Franklin went somewhere else. That's too funny.
I wonder just sleeping through all this. Franklin is me. That's what I'd be doing.
Man, this is so satisfying. Running over these things is so freaking satisfying.
Hell yeah
That's some I want to see so
Tell me man. I don't even know me Michael introduced us me and Frank didn't exactly travel in a similar circle
No, I mean the creeper Michael. I don't know. Yeah, you know, sorry. I don't want to reminisce
Whoa, thank you
I didn't do anything man this is what happens when you fall asleep on the job what you're
gonna do I did not do anything man okay all right you do that
boy shit we'll see hey don't forget the headset home keep the truck steady for
Franklin oh get rid of the cinematic view bro
why bro why wait can I get back in the truck don't die don't die don't die
don't die don't die don't die swerve swerve swerve hell yeah no stop with the
cinematic camera Jesus the Lord I got you Franklin don't worry what the heck
did somebody just swan dive in front of the truck some random GTA civilians
I hit the wrong key. I didn't mean to hit the F key. I was trying to hit that cinematic key. It's the R key, right above it.
Damn, my bad Franklin. My bad. There's a lot of cars on the road though.
though. What are we doing? Oh, shoot. What do we do?
Bro, why is this car like super difficult to drive?
Why is that truck? Who is that, bro? Who is that?
Driving right in front of the road out of my way, bro.
That's wild. That's some shenanigans right there.
What are we doing?
Oh, I guess so, go on ahead, I'm on it, I'm on it, give me a second, I'm on it, I'm on
it hell yeah coming up on the second one right now
Barra! What the-
Call me. Call me. There's gotta be better guns on this car, man.
Hey, we went down to a two-star though. That's not bad.
Did we get both of them?
Oh, I think I got one.
I think I actually killed one.
Oh, shit.
Alright, we're down to like, I think one more squad car, right?
One more.
hold up hold up I'm trying to get you bro I'm trying to get you what the cops
were elected oh no way I had to do before that bro now they tell me now
they tell me what the freak
Alright, so I need to let some pass, right?
Damn it.
Oh, I could drop the spikes.
I didn't know I could drop spikes.
Now I know, now I know.
Hold up, I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
It'd probably be easier to drop the spikes.
We got him?
we totally got that guy right
hell yeah
oh come on my way
okay okay
oh no way no way the civilian did me dirty like that where does that come from
How's he not dead bro?
Bro why are you driving into me?
Why are you?
No this is not cool bro this is not cool.
Oh
Well that cup are dead not want to die at all, man. I
Saw blood coming from a windshield. How is he still up? Who is driving that vehicle? I would love to know who was driving that vehicle
Good grief. Hey, we dropping the spikes
We dropping the spikes hell, yeah
We just got to do that, bro
I'm just going to keep dropping spikes Hell yeah!
Oh, one's catching up Hell yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh no. They're catching up!
No, no, no, no, no!
Hell no.
Oh shoot! Bro. Bro, not like this. I was doing so well.
I was doing so well!
I gotta catch up.
I have to catch up.
I'm gonna try and get in front of it and just drop the spikes.
I think that's the easiest thing I could do.
The shooting just doesn't work, bro.
Here we go.
Hell yeah!
That's what I'm talking about.
you
I
Which is a polite way of saying I'm getting raw are you fucking kidding me that is the short-sighted
No
And pop motherfuckers
Maturity is not really my fucking thing
Dang
No, that's not mission pass. That's mission fail. That's mission scam right there
They did Franklin dirty
They did my man dirty
Franklin what's happening Lester?
Hey, look you see Mike man a contact he set me up with is holding out on the payment dog
Huh?
See his phone is offline his credit cards aren't active. This is aberrant behavior
Last usage is for a flight to north yankton. There was a signal from a cell back in Los Santos, but now nothing
Hey, is he in the city dog?
shit he could be a trouble huh I don't know but it's worth speaking to Trevor
most likely he was with him in the Midwest I'll get him to come see you
should I home you're sending to my house clear by
whoa
where we going where we going
So we're going to, we're going to Franklin's place.
Sounds good to me.
Yeah, we got scammed as hell, bro.
That was wild.
That was so uncalled for.
That was literally so uncalled for, bro.
Very, very, very unfortunate.
Polluting on the big screen.
this is as big as it's gonna get
maybe the other one? yeah
there she is
alright, last mission, let's get it
brother Adrian?
That ain't my real brother. That ain't my real brother. What the heck? That's some Christian brother right there.
Amen.
all right game looks like we got four miles of road to cover so sit tight seat
Oh my god, I kind of want that car bro, hey you don't mind right homie, you don't mind
right homie, oopsies engine failure, what the, that's the rudest thing I've ever seen,
he really just drove right by me, wait that's the rudest thing I've ever seen in my life
Bro, that's crazy.
You're supposed to help me out.
I was having engine problems.
You're supposed to help me out, bro.
We're doing this again, bro.
I'm gonna teach you some manners.
I'm gonna teach you some manners, bro.
You don't just drive around me.
I said my engine is failing.
Now get out of the car so I can go to the dealership
and get the right part for the engine.
You could have my car, by the way.
This is a little trade sees.
No take-backs please this thing is nice I'm fast damn
I like I like the traction to the turning is really really good
Look at that it's sticky these tires are sick. I like it
Oh
Yeah, we in a movie
We're about to get a frankinc place in no time no time at all
I didn't feel confident squeezing in between those cars.
God damn!
Not bad. I was trying to get on the other lane.
I just didn't want to have to slow down and put my blinkers on, you know?
We're not about to do that.
Is this my exit?
Come on, bro.
Come on bro.
Instead of taking one or the other lands, I literally go straight into the center and
crash.
Holy, holy sushi.
God, dang.
God damn bro. I'm left with like two HP. I kid you not if a car runs me over right now. I'm dead. I'm done for
Holy Christ. I did not expect that
Damn I did not expect that
Whoo, this is why you gotta buckle up
You're gonna be driving a fast car. You gotta buckle up
Flying through the windshield like that bro. I thought I was Superman for a second
I thought I could look I got I thought legitimately I could fly I was so high into the sky
I was about to be a little
Space Explorer
Exactly frankly you tell me exactly
Hey, I'm putting this in the excuse me
I'm trying to park that car now. I don't have the car anymore. I was about to put it in the garage
Oh
Man, I made a mistake
Unfortunately, man, you fade it was fun. All right
I'm sorry
Okay, Franklin I accept
Hell, yeah, you're apology
Okay, that was dope apology
Let's hug it
Fuckin' gotcha!
Fuck no, I'm not funny!
Fuckin' asshole!
No!
Fuck!
Why'd you have to forever go on with me, man?
Man, man, you all right?
I'm just fuckin' on the edge, you know?
Like, I love you, right? But I wouldn't...
I wouldn't...
Fuckin'-
Look, man,
Let's just say that you have some information for us about Michael.
Hey, let's turn it into a therapy session.
I hope he's dead.
Man, I know y'all too, man.
Come on, man.
You two had beef before.
But what the fuck happened in North Yangtze?
Somebody pinched me, man.
Who?
Yeah, what happened in North Yangtze?
My friend Ron met these Chinese assholes.
They're from Yangtze and China.
We had some problems.
They mistakenly thought Michael was a human being and kidnapped.
Yeah.
Looks like they hold him somewhere in the city
Fuck yourself you want that piece of shit. That's your fucking business. All right. He's dead to me
All right, and chances are if and when I see him. He's gonna be dead to everyone else as well
Hey, come on
That's harsh words in your luck pal. I thought we were friends driver. What the heck?
What you do with one punch to bro damn the one punch
this week what did Trevor say man he is a lot of time bro is he dead I think
Rose dead iron he isn't lost I'm sending you an app for your phone Michael
cell just came back online this will track its signal it'll work better the
closer you get be careful oh damn okay oh shoot that's not good he ain't my
g-law don't try to persuade me my g-law he's laughing at you you're fucking
idiot you're making a mistake it costs a lot of money to track you down I've
recorded everything but I put in the Midwest and then you'll kill several
good man good day huh good day good fucking day to you kill me if I'm
being
perfectly honest.
Oh, they gave my car back.
Launch trackify.
How do I launch it, bro?
How do I launch it?
Can he text me the app?
Bro.
Oh, right there.
What just happened?
Locating.
in this general direction.
Oh my God, I love this car.
Bro, and it's like silent too.
Is this an electric car?
Oh my God, it is.
Bro, look at the speed.
Damn.
Don't worry, Michael, I'm on my way.
And this car can take some damage.
Bro, any of those other typical engine cars would be done for by now.
Yeah, I think I gotta take this ramp.
Makes the most sense.
Bro!
Oh no, is this not the right way?
Wait, how's that possible?
Damn, it's down there!
Okay, okay, okay
Bro it says I'm like super close wait hold on hold on hold on
He's like all the way out there how does he get super close to me then when I'm like looking this way
He's in there
Let me just go across the bridge and see.
Oh my, good gracious.
Okay.
I thought I had plenty of time, but now it's kind of running out.
We gotta go.
We gotta save Michael.
He's our homeboy.
less crazy than Trevor that's for sure. Trevor's a little psycho. It's definitely
across the bridge, right?
We getting close? We getting close bro. We getting close bro. It's probably this
warehouse.
bro! get rid of the phone!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oooooohhh
Let's use this!
Oh, shoot, I did not think this through.
I did not think this through. Damn!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I got an idea, I got an idea.
Take that!
Hell yeah!
You ready for this?
Hell yeah, bro, I got one better to watch this
Uh-huh damn that really just do it. Did I do the thing? No, there's more
Crazy dog
Oh what the freak are you still alive oh shoo bro
Damn hey peek it
You're kidding me right now. What am I hitting?
Bro, what am I?
Hell yeah
Where's everybody at? Oh shoot!
Not the clat! Not the clat! Damn!
What?!
Nooooo!
I thought I was I thought it was like James Bond up in here
Apparently not damn it
burrow
Let's do this again. I think it is easier with a sniper though
Because that least they die with like the one bullet
It's kind of frustrating when chill chill chill chill
Okay, let's go. Oh what the freak?
Hey, I see you homie. You can't hide. Yeah, I saw you, dude.
Bro's head peeking out of that thing. Oh, what the?
Bro, I was not prepared. I was not prepared.
We rescued Michael.
Oh, goddammit.
Who else who else bro, I'm ready. I'm locked and loaded
God damn I'm reloading
got him
there's another one that's there right?
there he is! oh my god bro
you good? I'm gonna have to throw grenade out in here
hold up I have an idea for this one
Maybe not, maybe not
It's this section right here, maybe not maybe not
Damn it
You know what I got you bro
Got you right here
No way that didn't hit him bro, no way that didn't hit him bro. Let's go salt rifle time
Oh
I'm on my way, bro. Oh shoot wait never mind never mind
No
Is he dead who says that?
Whoo
Oh my good my good. Oh shoot
Damn
I'm landing these headshots, bro.
I got an idea.
Which corridor?
Bro, which corridor?
Where's this homie hiding at?
Is there another one?
I think we're good whoa I got you bro I got you bro hell yeah Trevor take notes
That's how you look after your friends.
Wait, I'm better off as Franklin, no?
What is happening?
Oh, that's Michael! Bro.
I was like, how's he not dying?
Bro, why do I have this gun? Garbage-ag-gun.
Bro, he really swapped out the better assault rifle. That's crazy.
Nah, stay down.
Ok, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
That's right, that's right.
Oh
You kidding me easy I do want my gun back though cuz that's kind of crazy
bro Michael get in get in get in Jesus Christ Michael that's not time for games
James bro. Jesus Christ. Alright, alright, we gotta get to Michael's house. Damn, that's
a rescue mission right there. That's a rescue mission right there. Take notes. Quick and
forever oh shoot I lost my tire oh shoot that's not good that's not good we
still do this though still do this leave me be
Okay, okay, okay.
It's not like impossible, so we should be able to do this with our three tires.
Bro, why are you- mmmm.
The thing is, I don't even think I can get into another car because Michael's not going
to follow me.
He's just gonna sit his little booty in this one and totally get capped.
Very rough.
Can I start shooting these guys?
Am I shooting?
There we go.
Jesus.
Hell yeah.
Tired of them.
Bro, they're taking out my tires.
Yeah, you want
Hmm
But what don't go don't go in front of the car people don't go in front of the car. Oh
My god use your brains. Come on
Don't go in front of speeding vehicle that should be common sense
Whoo
Think we did it
Can you please?
Yeah, you were right.
We barely got out of there.
Barely got out of there.
Jesus.
He's about to kill me, Franklin.
When these Chinese guys show up out of nowhere that he runs.
And the next thing I know, I'm back in Los Angeles.
Oh, I can't control it.
but we made it oh damn god damn that was a wild ride bro that was a wild
ride all right but listen thanks before you go what's the fuck happened up there
I said Trevor went crazy tried to kill me I got jumped by the Chinese man before
Simple as that Franklin. Don't ask too many questions, bro. Trevor's gonna want to kill you next.
It was that or die
Look, I know it sounds cold
Got a drink together
They might they might
Just give you just can't run anymore
All right, man, look watch your back. All right
When Trevor finds out you still alive. I don't know what the fuck you're gonna do. Don't worry about Trevor
Hey, you watch your back
Oh, it ain't me he coming for that's true straight. It's you go. It's you
Damn
That was a lot of chaos that just unfolded a lot, but we got through it, we got through
it.
Mission passed, fresh meat, hell yeah, continue, continue.
first 8-kit, should we clean up good, God, what tap water could do, huh?
That's what I'm talking about.
God damn, could I have chosen a shorter straw, Jesus Christ.
This thing don't even fill up man, hold on, alright, there we go, I don't remember
last place I left off at in this game let's take a look at the map yeah that's
like first things first bro where's the map at
baby I gotta go outside I see the map that's crazy
what's that music
Oh hell yeah.
They playing that funky music.
Alright let's go though.
Let's go, let's go.
Who do we gotta see?
I keep clicking like the buttons that don't actually do anything.
I guess we go see S?
What's this?
Solomon?
Or do we go see Lester?
Let's go to Solomon, see this is like right here bro.
literally right there within our grasps let's do it holy Christ of course them
but and then I guess stuck between a fire extinguisher holy oh I I'm sorry but
No! Don't run away!
I want that car, bro.
Hold up! Hold up!
Listen.
Listen!
Out of the vehicle.
Hey, this is how we start GTA, though.
Murder.
We this bopping on the radio, bro, why are you stopping in the middle of the street?
All right now we on a roll now we on a roll let's go no way no way one of my tires is busted already, bro
We're getting that car we getting that car behind
Hey, hold up
hold up hold up hold up all right I'm sorry I gotta do first of all this is
like super awkward to be holding an assault rifle while I'm stealing the
vehicle all right wait but there's another one over there this is the same
car right I like this one it's all good move all right what are we doing for
Solomon
Or are we stealing a car?
Bro, I want that car right there
All right
Let's go. Oh, are we killing somebody? Hey, why you hitting the Gramps like that? Oh
We're gonna have to chase them down, huh?
just about there is all right hold up hold up I gotta get in my car first let's
go let's go eliminate Rocco oh like actually we got to make him alive is
now what we got to do bro why am I having such a difficult time driving
GTA today smashing in every corner, bro
All right, hold up
Now we doing good
Rock-o
bro he in that fast car in the fast one hey Rocco hey Rocco what are you
trying to do Rocco what are you trying to do Rocco there's no way homie can drive
with that one wheel off I was aiming for the tires where is he bro how's he
going full speed how's it go full speed with three tires I definitely flattened
one of them what's that one say hey I see you bro
oh we got him bro we got him bro yeah what the yeah that's what you get a
damn I got both of them oh shoot okay what now leave the area we plans you
Yeah, we definitely got him. We definitely got him. Don't worry
Push them off the road. You know what?
Let's let's go in the bike bro. Let's go in the bike
Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. I
Need to leave the area
Hey, Solomon, I did the job
You can't feel anything!
Uh, you're throwing me softballs.
Run, run.
But speaking of accidents,
those guys had one.
Oh, if only we'd met 20 years ago, Michael.
Maybe I wouldn't be in this mess.
Yeah, you and me both, brother.
Look, it's a pain, I know.
Damn, this one's fast.
I'm finding a studio now.
Look at something I'd like to show you.
Oh, we're going back to the studio?
Go, yeah go for it, go for it.
I'm down skis.
Shouldn't be too far away.
We were literally just there.
Hey look at that, there's two guys dead in a car.
i definitely had nothing to do with that
what happened to the ferrari bro they replaced it with the minivan
from ferrari to minivan that's wild
i was so looking forward to getting the ferrari
a big guy where's solomon
where you walking into a wall bro you drunk
you drunk
What is he doing I I didn't have to be like that Jesus only really want to get away from me
Turns out maybe I'm cut up with a movie business after all up my friend you're a sentimental club
You're zero artistic training and nothing interesting to say. I would say you're over qualified
Anyway, shut up and take a look at
that
We made it we made it to the big times feels good doesn't it on the movie screen
Michael DeSanta
just like that. All it took was killing a couple of guys. Easy peasy. Easy work for
GTA. Kills two people.
I'm doing some of my life.
Hail yee!
Alright, Ferrari over there, bro.
Please.
How's there no car there now?
That's crazy.
No car?
Oh man.
That ain't right.
At least there's a fresh one over there.
I'd rather have that one.
Mine's all busted up. Y'all don't mind, right?
Y'all don't mind, right?
Okay, if this one's fast, I can tell.
This one's fast, bro.
Open up the gate.
But nobody's working this thing?
God damn.
All right, so now, I guess we go to Lester.
Bro, did I say, did I say I leave the map?
I did not say I leave the map.
Bro, what the?
Oh, here we go, yeah, let's go to Lesser.
Let's do what we gotta do.
And I'll brand new whip.
Hey, who on the mic right now?
Yeah.
Driving at the speed of like 200 miles an hour.
Look out!
Man, I hope they listen, though.
They better watch out.
So far, I don't have a scratch on this car.
That's how I want to leave it.
It's exactly...
Oh, hey!
My thighs got tight right there.
I thought for sure we were fashioning in with tree.
Okay, we don't have no time for red lights, though.
I'm out way people.
I got places to be.
Ooooooh, it's gonna get dicey.
It's gonna get dicey.
Oh my god.
I tried.
It is what it is.
Oh, it's this part of town for Lester.
I see, I see.
Whoa!
God damn it.
See, I didn't mind the scratch, but that was just way too much.
there's way too much damage still running good though
hell where do I go? how's it going there?
hell yeah oh yeah aren't we supposed to do like a job or something? Lester!
The labor dispute. That can't be good.
That can't be good at all.
Especially now that he knows thank God you guys are here. You belong baby. Where's your boyfriend Steve? He's not as well
Yeah, they're up here
The shit's about to hit the back of our lives together has been nothing but a series of fans and shits
Sort this problem out for me, and I will get Mr.
Leisure wear off your back and if we don't leave your go to jail, and you will get shot
Fuck you Dave. I've heard it all before not like this. You haven't oh, he breached you
Oh, I guess he has. He told us that if we do what you say, together we can take down the big bad wolf that is government corruption.
Yeah, and if you don't, we're all going to try. Because the agency's on us.
I'd be passing rules in our own bureau that are questioning my methods.
I'm a liar, a cheater, some kind of a killer and a thief!
So, so there's some
And I need you guys to find out
All right, so what unless you're here to hack into the system wipe it all clean
No, no, that will not work the only way to access it. That would have been too easy fuck me
Michael
You'd be doing me a very big favor and if you do this, I'll make sure that all your files
Oh
yeah that's a that's a pretty nice quick pro quo
hey is this my last mission is this my last mission if I choose to accept it
come on Lester let's go this Tom Hanks gonna make an appearance
Let's go let's go. I love that. I love that this is the car
Hell yeah, you like my new whip Lester
Whoo scope it out and not really but I thought we'd start by finding a way into the building
We're going in through the parking lot. No, no, no, we're waiting for someone to come out of it janitor. All right
I didn't know that was my turn
Oh my god
Oh Jesus Christ, I think that was like that was a family going on vacation. Hey, welcome to Los Santos
That's one welcoming for you right there
You should be coming out here soon. So we're telling somebody
Well, who we tail
Oh
PUSHED IT!
Nope.
Bruh!
What do you think about this whole messed up situation?
I think they'll either kill you after this is done,
or keep you doing these stupid jobs until they don't have to kill you,
because someone else has done it for them.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Yeah, I don't trust this Steve guy, man.
I don't think he's gonna be deleting any of my files.
What's the guy?
What's this?
Let's take a look. Let's take a look. That's not it. Okay. No, no, no.
Oh, what can we do? I like that Laster just tell me cuz I don't know what I'm looking for files when you're inside doing
Whatever else you're doing that might be a way out. Yeah. Well a way out is exactly what I need
ye
Hey, we're a big shot movie producer now. We definitely need to way out. Oh
Something's coming
Enhance!
Uh, not our guy.
Okay!
It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive.
You can't put a price out of a bank.
Well, well, well.
That spur won't be there for the crew.
I'm gonna ask Mr. Haynes for a budget.
Maybe the leftover cash from the Polito score.
And we need something.
Yeah, see what you can do.
Hey, don't pause the steel drum music, bro.
I don't think that was supposed to be on.
my bang is this the guy that's got to be the guy he's running fast bro yeah I
figure I figured he's running fast bro a couple of car lengths oh okay follow the
janitor can't break any traffic loss right it's wherever he's going he's gonna
get his severance package huh I can't doubt that some creepy euphemism or a
plain statement of facts it's whatever you want it to be the other
I don't red light
Can't keep a couple cars lengths if he's out of red light
Now I'm just let me just wait right here. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm already causing traffic
Hey, you mind put away the smartphone or pad or whatever the hell we got here. We got no surfing while
I'm trying to tail this guy. It's work related
Yeah, well, I'd prefer all hands on deck right now if it's okay with you
God, you're worse than my son
You want to break into the FIB's West Coast headquarters?
You're gonna need more than a janitor's license plate number.
And let me work on some angles while you keep this car behind that one in between these white lines.
That's it. I mean, other than a few missing expletives in terms of racial abuse, that was my son in spades.
Damn, he's just gonna go around me.
I mean, Val.
I just spoke with agent Haynes. We've got the budget to pull this off. Good. Green light, green light, green light, green light.
Go, go, go, go, go. A homie doesn't suspect a thing. Come on. What do we do when he gets home? What do we need from him?
We need cooperation and maybe his overalls and an ID. And if we don't cooperate, you know what it's like to clean up shit for Steve Haynes?
means he'll cooperate. He's taking the next turn at red.
Okay, so far we're... we are doing... pretty good.
Oh, shh!
Skrt! Skrt!
He's pulling over. Stop down the roadways.
Okay.
What?
Is he home?
Is this where you meant to stop?
Harvey Molina.
I mean.
Damn.
We got to rough up this guy.
I mean, it looks like he just, you're, oh, we're supposed to tail him?
My bad.
Harvey Molina.
Oh, is he on his way to do the job?
Gotcha.
I think that's what that means, right?
Or maybe not.
I don't know.
fall janitor nose park
okay
yet another one of those
prize
interest
to focus on money all you got to do is take a little vacation
or two jobs
a great
they'll you
i'll stick the overalls
on your i'd
on harvey
i've already to say this
But you don't play ball, I'll be forced to do something I really don't want to do.
Enjoy your beer.
Nah, Harvey's gonna play ball, man.
He's that type of guy, I could tell.
I could tell Harvey's gonna definitely play some ball.
Listen, that was the easiest.
Absolutely.
I've ever seen.
Oh, bitch.
I'm freaking out.
I don't know why she had to go on and say that.
Y'all dastidy.
It's okay.
Didn't even harm her.
Did not even harm her.
Alright, where we going?
I thought for sure I was going to get a wand inside by the way.
Oh my god.
Why is there so much traffic, bro?
so much traffic what do we need him for grunt work information gathering what
information grant what it's the office there aren't any digital copies or if
there are I'm not clever enough to find the architects
I thought Frank and feel him take a hard copy sounds complicated you sure you
need these plans yeah if you if I'm gonna find a way to bypass a hundred
million dollars worth of government security millions they blew that much
Government contracts licensed to steal. Wow. We are in the wrong business
Now we've just taken the wrong contracts
I thought Hoon was gonna say I took the wrong turns, that would have been smooth
Ah, he's already here
Let's go to the office Lester, come on, keep up, keep up
I know you just faking it with that one leg, I know they both work
Don't be giving me, don't be giving me none of that limping
Franklin
Yeah, it's true days true
We need to find out something about this FIB building, a weakness for a way in.
Next time I need a morally destined, totally delusional, highly performing agent.
I hope he's a nice one.
Man, I'm not going in that motherfucker bomb myself.
No, no, no, no. Nobody is going in.
We need to do some recon. We need a little more information.
She.
I need the architectural plans.
They're not online anyway.
I'm going to need paper copies.
My response to everything, by the way.
She's
More tailing
Try not to hurt yourself. All right, so well, I'm switching to Franklin
I'm not going back to
Michael's house because I see an M over there. I
See an M bro. Why doesn't it show me the outside?
as if I want to see the map inside of here.
I don't know. I see an M right here. I'm pretty sure my house is close too.
And you know what? I can even put this car in the garage.
So we have it for next time. Because she pre-facts.
Hey, I don't know about this trap.
I don't know about that either.
Come on.
I don't know what this is.
That sounds goofy. In a good way.
Okay!
Hey, the base drop is pretty good though.
That base drop is pretty good.
Just some of that midnight cruise.
The turning on this car isn't so good.
It's either that or my tires are like completely busty.
Go, go, go!
Oh we zoom in now.
Can I squeeze through?
Wow.
Unbelievable.
Oh.
Unbelievable.
Can I get back in or no?
I can't flip the car?
Really?
Wow.
What?
Wait, how do you flip the car back up?
I thought for sure you could flip the car.
Hold on.
It doesn't work oh
That's so annoying bro. Hey, what's going on here? Who's this guy?
Talk to who?
Unique characters become available
Who's this guy
I'm getting really close to close to everything
You what's it close to?
You live in the happiest place in the world. Oh god. No, I can't I can't bro my freaking cars flipped over
I'm not gonna be listening to this
And I don't even have a good substitute. I was on my way to the garage with that car man
Okay, Lady Gaga's making everything better right now
now. Come on, Lady Gaga. Oh, shh. I... I... I don't know if I want this car to be honest,
this okay let's see what michael's next mission has in store for us oh hell no
Oh, hey, oh, no hey, this is sad
When the campaign just involves some drinking some alone time missing the fan
Jesus Christ
Drinking the night away. Is he still up? Oh, okay
Jimmy
He's bad our dearest son. Let's go
Okay, I just I get so mad and I can't control things and then off again off again
My life sucks right now. I don't know what to do. It's all good. I love you and hug it out
But all that wimpy shit is just
I say do it but I have some friends who are gay. So that's not do it
I don't really like it's not because they're gay. So lame. All right, you are just a lame and
Angry psycho sometimes you do bad shit things. I don't know if I love you, and I'm pretty sure I hit you a little bit
Oh, come on Jimmy. You know you love me. We can't even see you love me
You're just a drunk lame dad. Oh
Man that that cut deep Michael
Lane
The word lane cut deep for Michael. Jeez. I
mean
Who called him Lane who heard him like that?
Yeah, like a little twinkle in his eye when you're that worried bro, that's crazy
Bruh
me
yeah
a jim is all right
she's great
she's not
she's bored
me and all this mesmerizing tantric sex she's been having with a much younger
better bill
caring and compassionate man is great and all
what's she gonna do for the other six hours of the day
what the fuck
just winding you up you miserable bastard she's scared that you're gonna die
and she wants you to go over there prove that you give a fuck
all right all right all right I can take a fucking hit let's go give Tracy on the
way Tracy oh we're we're actually in the whole family back together let's do
it this is a family mission bean machine I want to go to be machine oh my god
look at the rims Jimmy did a nice job son you did a nice job
I
Don't know stuff. No, I don't know
Hey, he's good this car. I can tell
That looks so nice though
Don't look so nice freaking Jimmy wasn't with me right now. I totally take that car
Let's maybe not pretend it was anything with us. Oh, okay
Here they are! Maybe in two! Oh, what a treat! Let's walk up and be civil.
What?! How'd I feel this mission, bro? You smashed up Bean Machine? What are you talking about?
Jesus! Bro, I didn't even, like, dent anything. I went up the pavement, chill.
Good. Sorry, Jimmy. I'm sorry, but, like, let's go. Come on, get in the car.
Don't walk run. Don't walk. Come on man. I just got jipped in the mission. Let's go. Let's go
I'm back the machine let's go let's go let's go let's go
The colon has been sluggish for weeks
a little bit less lifestyle
Excuse me. I'm trying to write a screen
Hell yeah Michael. Hi, Jimmy. This is to a picture of holistic well-being. I don't think maybe they shit once a year between them
That's my son Amanda. Come I have a new unit. I don't hold not pay for a new unit. I'm home
I'm gonna ask this man free
respect red meat has been blocking your cheese as well as your digestive
twist I'm gonna ask you one time nicely Michael just hit him please
shush woman anything he's wants
just the type of guy though this type of guy press charges was he alive get
like 3-1 it starts about.
Oh, okay Jimmy! I told you Jimmy was alright.
Hell yeah.
Excellent work, Michael.
Especially you, Jimmy.
Good job.
This freaky, this freaky man-bun guy, man.
Wakes up from consciousness.
Yoga?
Another time Jimmy another time got more pressing matters to attend to your sister for instance
What you honking at bro, don't you dare
Tracey's getting another tattoo tattoo what's she gonna get?
Oh
Famous shame
Tracy ain't never gonna learn her lesson
Oh God
My bad, I could admit it. That's my bad
Like, the direction of, okay, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
We gotta walk up all civil.
Otherwise, I'm gonna get mission fail.
It's gonna say, you have wrecked, destroyed even.
Disestablish me.
I heard something hit that, you know,
says I'm capable of violence, but I'm awesome in the sack.
So listen, babe, if you wanna make it in Vinewood,
you gotta do whatever it takes,
Even if whatever it takes is a awesome sack use it
Who hosts the third most popular talent show amongst the 40 year old female demographic?
Well, yeah
More work
Through the chest bro. It's got a nice chest tattoo going. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, what are we making? Oh shoot, I see it already
Man a little wiener schnitzel on his uh, there we go
Oh
Not the hair oh
That's personal right there
Yeah, that's personal bro
That was a joke.
I'm a clown.
I'm a sad, lonely little clown.
You're going to put her on your show
and you're going to make sure she looks good.
Look, OK, I got a lot of juice in this town,
but I mean, I'm not a miracle.
Just do it.
I'm not a miracle, bro.
All right, Trace, let's go.
I was like, how do I work with this?
So I'll call you or something, OK?
Bye.
They're for a family, they teach therapy.
Pony.
How do I look?
Oh boy.
It's not good, is it?
It's not bad.
It might not be good, but it's definitely not bad, bro.
Who's driving? Am I driving?
And then Jimmy gave his sister the Frosty.
Bro is a class act.
Jimmy has changed for the better.
Oh my God.
And now we're going to the doctor's office
There's some family therapy?
Wow, truly, one of the best campaigns.
One of the best campaigns in GTA.
1,000%. Hands down. Love to add 10.
Woo!
Yeah, I'm glad we're all on the same page with that dumpster truck
I don't even know I thought I was looking at the road my eyes like for a split second
Look at the minimap split second
Shake my head shake in my head
Do it do it
I love that we're getting along, but not get off.
Yeah, it's not like actually Rockland is the only way to kill the mood.
Are we trying to get him to like kill somebody?
I do that shit.
Hey, how about you just let your mom and me talk?
Can I take a shortcut, bro?
Can I go over here?
I see it is that you aren't into it.
You can just sit there.
Watch this.
That's cool with me.
Watch this.
Now the prescription's I need it, at least for me.
Thank you.
No way, bro.
Bro, I'm going to get Mission failed.
I'm going to get it.
Thank you.
Thank you, citizen!
Oh my god, I was totally gonna get Mission Filled.
On god.
On god, if we stay flipped over,
I'm gonna be like, they're both dead.
Ooh!
Bro, we cut like at least 10 minutes of that time, though.
Sheesh, we're here.
Hell yeah!
Bro, that's citizen.
That's citizen turned up for me.
Thank goodness!
I definitely was going to get a mission fail.
Citizen intern, it was over.
Oh, this guy again.
Bob Ross looking at me.
Oh
She went there she went there
Okay, though, I gotta tell you I think if there's any place to go anywhere it's in front of therapists, you know
Let it all out
Other hash it out all their demons
I'm gonna go pee, I'll be right back!
I think everybody feels much better now after all that I think they got a lot off their chest
right there squares oh my god hey if it's an excuse though if it's an excuse
You just be able to say whatever you want.
I guess that's worth the money, right?
All right, man.
Look at that.
Kids!
The doc brought the family together.
Are you going to take us home?
It worked!
Go back to Mike's house.
Aw.
What a nice, peaceful mission, bro.
I love that.
Nice, peaceful mission.
You know, there was a moment there.
I DEFINITELY can't go back the way I came in.
You gotta go all the way around.
Jesus.
Oh my god
Look at this card
I'm throwing it in reverse
the juice guy
it's green light go go go
Is he coming to the next therapy session?
Bro.
No!
Jesus!
Just one thing, Michael.
What is this car doing?
Get us killed.
Bro!
You dead in there?
I give it my best shot.
With every fiber of my being,
I will do whatever it takes
to make sure it doesn't happen.
Promise.
And no more hookers.
Or other women.
Now I'm dead!
Bro!
You're better than that.
Why is he turning?
I'm not really comfortable
having this conversation.
Just keep it in your head.
Oh, shit, he dead.
Coming from Tracy, okay.
Bruh!
Bruh, I'm just trying to get home right now.
I'm trying to get home without killing the family.
Hell yeah.
Oh, we made it!
Bad bodies, cheap women, or Trevor Phillips, we're checking into the Rockford Hills Hotel.
Hey, what if they're expensive women?
What's the rule on that?
Mission passed!
Success.
Oh boy.
Ale, Trevor!
God damn homie!
What the hell is the matter with you?
Are we supposed to take the boat? Hold on, where are we going? I mean, I guess so to get up the island, huh?
Where the heck are we going as Trevor?
Do we have to make a call?
Let's just get on the boat and see what happens.
I think Trevor has seen some better days.
Maybe we can do a bow race?
I feel like I'm supposed to call somebody.
Lamar.
Lester.
Bro, this guy...
Screenshot, I'll take it.
Oops.
This guy has no missions.
We got one, we still have an assassination thing, but that's for Franklin.
What are we doing as?
What are we doing with Trapper, bro?
Should we get the Manson pants?
Let's do that.
Well, bro.
Oh, shoot, I didn't mean to blow my boat.
Oh, why is he coming back around?
Was that his radio?
Was that Homeboy's radio?
Thank God we're gonna call.
Patricia, let's go.
Patricia, Mrs. Madrazo.
A star?
Oh, I miss you.
God damn it miss you too. I can't speak for the other boys. You're such good friends
A bit more complicated than that actually Michael and I sorry Patricia. I gotta get at he
No, don't go Patricia I
Need you I need you
Oh
No way no way it sees me no way it sees me bro no way it sees me bro
Wait, how did I get no we're still good right I think we're good. I think we're good
Hell yeah
Yeah, I'm the master of ring round Rosie
Homie was never gonna catch me. Never.
Looks like we got a long way to walk.
Come on.
Come on. Dang it.
Good lord, bro.
Hi, this man.
Even survive.
Trevor just built it.
I'm pretty sure Trevor can land.
Trevor can survive a nuke landing.
Straight on him.
Oh, should we get on the train?
Let's get on the train.
go go go go game
Bro, I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it
No, oh so close to
Hear fast cars I
Hear fast cars
Dan do it
Are we really gonna risk?
Our lives on the freeway
Stop. Oh this risky bro. It's risk
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
oh my god worked hell yeah he's part
you saw nothing please
he saw me God damn it
timing was crazy bro
the timing was crazy bro
This parts fast
Yes, let's get off the freeway though.
Are they coming this way, it's coming this way, it's coming this way!
Two!
No way!
Oh my god, two?
Wait, whoa that's...
Oh my god, dude?
Wait, whoa, that's a lot!
Oh my god, damn!
Hold on.
Can I go in here?
I feel like I'm going here to hide.
What y'all gonna do about it?
You gonna fight me?
I dare you.
Can I hide right here?
Gulp!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
We waitin' out. We waitin' out the cops.
Wait, how the freak would they find me?
Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
What's my mission, by the way?
Am I gonna get a mission with Trevor or not?
Come on!
I'm about to switch over to Franklin.
We... maybe the mission was to just bring back Trevor to the... to the mainland.
And we did that we did that
And I bust nah, I don't want to break any laws
There's a cop right there, bro. I don't want to break any laws right now
I don't mean to do that
That's just toxic evening. Oh my bro
He's alive?
And we just got hit by a train and he's walking it off.
Oh my god.
I do not want to, I do not want to fight that guy man. He crazy.
He's just walking it off. Goddamn.
what is this change of a station I can't take it anymore all right so I think
we're good I think we're gonna like change to Franklin bro there ain't
nothing to do with Trevor right now let's see what's popping with Franklin at
least we do the assassination thing with Franklin
It's prankin man, I'm following the architect.
Alright, don't fuck it up.
Alright.
Hey, part of the main story, let's go.
Tail the architect and his plans.
Oh, is he getting in the car though?
Let me get in my car.
I have to get in that car like what's happening here
We tailing hey, what are they building over here too?
Looking like a
Where the hard ads at
I don't know where they're at, buddy.
I'll grab one next time, though, I promise.
This is looking like a mall or casino.
Oh, whoa, I did not mean to sprint, Jesus.
Those idiots drilled in new caissons on the west side kidding the bedrock ends there
We need caissons on the east side. No drama. It's a government contract. We'll be paid into completion
I ain't taking a fall for this screw up
Government contract no one's taking a fall
She's calling it as it is
Wait, where did the arc there go?
bro where'd he go no way did you take the elevator how was I supposed to take the elevator
I can't go in with him right
on was I really supposed to go on the elevator with him now he gives me one
bro that's crazy they're not supposed to squeeze on in with him I mean I could pass
off her worker so it kind of makes sense let's just keep our distance for now
until I can see. I'm gonna assess the situation and see what's up.
I did not mean to do that.
He's about to get in the elevator. Oh, there's two. I didn't know that you see I did not know that bro
Damn, okay, hold up. I'm on my way. Oh
I was gonna wipe my ass on him.
Oh.
The engineer's plan.
Mind you treat it like a religious text.
Remember?
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Get back to work.
Get the architect to give up the briefcase.
Oh, we do this now?
Alright.
Yeah.
Goddamn, that was goofy.
Bro, that was goofy.
Two stars!
No!
How do we get out of here?
Bro, I got people chasing me. How do we get out of here?
We gotta go back.
No way, bro.
No way I'm stuck.
Oh my God!
There's gotta be another exit around here, right?
Oh my God, bro.
no way well how are the cops gonna
are you serious right now here we go here we go here we go
hey we going up there
what's the cops gonna do
I'm gonna do ring oh shoot there
this is rounding me I'm gonna wait until the wanted stars are gone and then
And then I'm gonna go back down.
That's my plan.
Unless, are the cops coming up here?
Bro, what if I just had a parachute on me?
Wouldn't that be sick?
Like I just jumped down?
Oh wait, I can.
Bro, I can make that jump.
Hold up, hold up.
Where's the cops at?
No!
Oh no, no, no, they didn't find me.
They didn't find me.
But I think they're coming up here.
I think they're coming up here.
They found me?
How, bro?
Where the heck are they?
Oh my god, okay, we're going down here.
Hey, the hard hat worked!
The hard hat worked!
Hell yeah.
Wait, how are the cops still on me?
How are the cops still on me, bro?
How are they on me, bro?
What do you mean located?
What do you mean in pursuit?
No.
There's no ladder down here.
Wait, first of all, how are the police going to get me anyway?
Oh, good, good, good.
The stars are going away.
Bro, I can't, I can't jump anywhere else.
I might actually be stuck.
Wait.
Oh no.
I could blow my way through right I have a grenade the cops somehow still
managed to like find me
ah damn we in a sticky situation here with Franklin are these guys still
waiting for me up there
Bro, I don't know. I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I don't think I was supposed to be able to come down here, but now that we're here
Yeah, I could like jump somewhere I
Feel like you see me. Oh, bro. How what about now you see me now? How are you seeing me?
Bro, how do they see me, bro?
They down here in this level?
Have an idea.
Okay, good, good, good.
Let's stand right here.
I'm going to wait for the Wannasar to go...
Oh my God, it's still there!
Okay, I have an idea though.
We're going to do this.
We're gonna try and blow up
We can't blow ourselves up out of here, damn
Oh no, oh no
See I don't even know what I was supposed to do in that situation. I think I was like straight up trapped
There was nothing I could do to get out of that situation, but unless I had a parachute and I could just jump
I totally would have so we got to get back to the elevators huh it just got a
little awkward cuz like these guys I was running away from I didn't want to have
to like go to Pound Town on them can we just like I mean I like being able to
just do it the way I did the first time the only difference is that I'll
I'll take the elevator.
All right, let's go.
Let's walk up on him.
Let's walk up on him, bro.
Who's that?
Hello?
Give me the briefcase.
Leave the construction site.
Oh, now there's nobody that's thinking twice, huh?
Bruh.
How come last time it was like, all hands on deck.
Get this man.
Press E to activate the elevator.
Let's go, let's go.
And no Wannet stars either? Like, bro!
How did I do so clean this time?
Okay, let's get out of here.
Let's not question it, let's just get out of here.
I'll take the easy win.
Should we take his car?
Ooh, that's risky, that's risky.
I might get a Wannet star if I do.
Go to the garment factory? Yeah, let's do that. Let's make this easy.
This song is so goofy.
Coming through! Oh my god, I made it. Oh my god, I made it.
it. Fairly a scratch. Fairly a scratch. Why are you why are you going in this lane? Jesus.
Oh my god. It's always a cement truck. It's always a cement truck just coming out of nowhere.
Getting up all in my business.
Oh, was I supposed to go inside?
Alright, let's go, let's go, Lester.
I feel like Franklin Lester is like, like this.
Hell yeah.
Hey, you got him?
Of course I do, huh?
Thank you so all good sure
So is this here for real? We just gonna rob the F.I.B. and be allowed to walk by your boys like that
Yeah, I don't fucking know probably not
All right, Lester. What do you got? I don't quite know yet. Give me a minute. I'm not a fucking computer
Maybe I am oh Lester getting a little freaky now
I think we have two options the new security software goes in the containment mode in case of emergency, you know
earthquakes mudslides acts of God so
Plant some fire bombs they go bang the emergency call goes out
We hijack it show up as firemen and then we grab the containment drive or
That's not bad hack the system on site. We'll go in my air. I hope we don't run into too much physical resistance
I don't like that.
Yeah, I like the first one better, bro.
Nah, I like the first one better, bro.
That sounds more fun, too.
I don't want to be driving around in like helicopters and stuff, it's tough in this game.
Ninja skills!
shoot in and gain access through the roof here.
Now you'll need to be armed to the teeth,
mind you, just in case the shit goes down.
Mopping or parachuting?
Wow, you're making this choice really difficult.
The Haines has given us the leftover money
from the Polito job to pull this mission,
and the crew will be paid out of that.
We keep the change.
I'm going for option A.
What's it gonna be?
Option A, let's go, let's go.
Look around.
Select an approach.
bro.
A.
Yeah.
Oh, I want to do a whole lot more than a whole lot more.
A whole lot more.
Gustavo.
Oh my god.
Man, Gustavo.
Gustavo has proven to be like A plus with us.
No thanks. Norm Richards? No thanks. I mean Gustavo wants 14% but listen, he gets the job done.
He gets the job done, bro. Exactly. What do we got next? Wait, for what? Expertise gunman?
Damn, and then we got like, nobody good, jesus.
Max health between Hugh Walsh and Norm Richards ain't much, bro.
The accuracy ain't much either.
Oh god.
I mean am I hiring all of them?
between three right oh I feel like we got to go with you well should be okay
he's got a few scores left in him hell yeah protected federal building are you
absolutely sure this is how you want to take it I think so I think this sounds
good bro the other one sounds a little too complicated and I agree with Franklin
the ninja skills might not be there and we have a winner and it sounds like
your angels call you when we're ready all right you know I'm still looking into
that union depository gig it's real interesting but I don't know if we can
do it without you know who man as long as he can't do it without us exactly
Exactly who we talking about obviously Trevor can't do without us and we
can't do without trip that's a fact
our vehicle just conveniently waiting for us right here wait we have a
Solomon mission we could do right now and down skis
More producer credits
Let's do it
Hey, what you drinking there buddy, what you drinking?
Amanda DeSanta listen Michael
I'm so glad we're back together and making a go of things after everything we've been through. I just couldn't give up on our family
Hell yeah
Lester we need an LS FD fire engine fake emergency
Call or find one at a station whatever works find a way to get a fire truck
What if we follow this police car?
What if the police car is on its way to a flight
Daddy, I'm in trouble!
What is it? Money? Trunks? You have money?
There's a guy! He's been following me around! I think he's about to do something!
Oh shoot, we gotta get to Tracy!
Where are you?
Find one plaza!
Okay, wait there!
He's been bothering me in my car, so let's just drive around and you can talk to him when he shows.
Oh yeah, we'll talk.
Let's do it, let's do it. Go to Tracy. Family first.
family first and we got missions we got Solomon we got Tracy and then we got
to somehow find a fire truck I feel like I just light a palm tree on fire
rude and I'm cold for a bro
Don't worry Tracey I'm coming.
Oh my god.
My goodness.
How are you going to cross the street now?
You ain't got no street light.
What am I doing?
Come on, have a look at the car!
Oh.
We get in the car?
Let's go find him.
I last saw him around the quarter.
Hawaiian snow.
Which corner?
you
I
Just get away
Chill DJ cart chill
We've got to get to I guess let's do Salman
Salman sounds fun right now
Hello, I'm just a tourist via Kidding!
Kidding!
I take your vehicle now.
Bye-bye!
I take your vehicle.
Unsuitable to use.
Oh, they want me, uh...
Get out of the way!
They want me to use the fire truck.
I ain't got the fire truck just yet, but I will.
I gotta set a palm tree on fire first or something.
Oh my god.
Did I just take shortcut?
Man, I am learning the streets of Los Santos!
It's on the bun!
Of anywhere I've gone.
Of course I hit the middle of that thing, that's crazy.
Don't worry folks. I'm an associate producer
Hey
The Saudi producer
Thank you very much. Good to see you select
that
The hell are you doing here? It's over Michael. You're not good kid
You kept this bullshit up long enough to help me trigger a
A fantastic insurance payout when the plug is pulled.
I love you.
You're like my spirit brother now.
We're Solomon.
He's out getting the negatives of film, whatever the fuck it is.
The last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized.
What are you talking about?
Look, the movie's nearly done, so if the plug's pulled now, the investors need-
I gotta pee!
I'll be right back.
A massive insurance payout.
Meanwhile, I can use that to get the other major shareholder, the old bastard's idiot
son.
agree to tear this relic down and let me redevelop the area for condos in this
economy the city's gonna let me build tax-free I might even get some rebates it
is a brilliant thing and it is all thanks to you and Molly's eye for the
details of the insurance policy Michael they're fucking us the suits and they
don't even wear suits wolves and turds clothing try not to take it too bad
Mr. Richards were you ever a human being? Well people used to like films now
They like what videoing themselves beating off on their iFruit phones don't blame me
I'm a very spiritual person. I feel badly about this, but evolution is evolution gentlemen
Molly
Namaste
Can I take the film now mr. Richards my plane leaves in 25 minutes?
Can't we do something at least let me finish the picture then close the place down
I'm afraid our time table does
Good-bye Mr. Richards.
But, but, but...
Where the hell is she going with that movie?
She is taking the only copy off-shore. Somewhere nice and discreet.
Analog. God! It's certainly got its complications.
Michael, can you do something?
Well, you can't do anything, pal. It's an inevitability.
My wife is screwed by a yogi.
And now I'm getting screwed by a yogi? But that!
I'm a producer! Nobody fucks with my film!
Hell yeah, Michael! Hell yeah!
Let's go.
Okay, okay. The airport.
The airport. I just choose one, bro.
I'm going with yellow.
Sheee!
Go to the airport and find Molly. Yes, let's go, let's go!
Coming through!
Hey, oh, Molly
Slow it down, Slick, you're not thinking
Hey, I'm a producer
I'm producing the goods
Don't do that, Slick
She's got a police escort
She's on the way to my personal hangar
Security at the airport worked for me
I just wanted to get the film back
Or she doesn't need a rash with
We got to talk to Molly we got to talk some sense anywhere as Michael said I'm
producer on this thing man she's taking away my life's work I swear to god
Molly if you don't give me back that bill there's gonna be trouble straight up
chase after Molly where she at where she at we got a reason before she gets
the airport right oh she's got that police escort
Oh my god.
Weasel news!
Jesus.
Are the police after me or her?
Both of us?
Jesus.
I think they're after both of us.
It's okay.
As long as we get them filled.
Oh my god!
Ho ho ho ho!
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
We just blow out our tires?
Let's do it, let's do it.
Woo!
Oh god damn it!
Bro!
Oh my god a fire truck
And man man wait
Jesus she's still not
God damn we can reach her we can reach her
Bro it's gonna come down to just me and her I got this I got this
We lock in. This is when we lock in.
No, no, no!
Bro, row!
Car, don't fail me now!
Oh, shoot.
Pull it over already!
I'm trying!
Stop your car!
Oh, we got her now, we got her now.
Wait, oh!
Bro, this car is too slow.
You got her?
Bro!
Unbelievable!
Bro, this car is slow, man!
I don't know how I'm supposed to do that when this thing is moving so slow!
Yeah, let's see if we can stop her faster than getting to the airport.
Haha
Bro there's no way
We's a news
Molly is getting away, bro, I can't catch up in this vehicle. That's why
Let me push you to the limit see what happens
No, she's got my movie and I'm a producer
Oh, we're close. We're close. Oh, holy shit guys Molly
Bro, I'm just no not again, bro again, bro
Am I supposed to stop that car I?
Think we cut her off. She's going this way right? I think we cut her off over here, bro
I'm cutting off over here, bro. We got her now. We got her now
Yeah, I gotta go this way if I'm gonna cut her off
Because she is fast she's like way too fast
Chicken!
Stop the car, lady!
Damn!
Okay, I think this is supposed to be part of the thing, right?
Well, she pulls up over there.
Oh, thank god, man!
Kill me if it wants to kill me!
You crazy lady!
On the floor, lady!
On the fucking floor, right here!
Exactly
Molly
Do I just shoot her
Why just shoot her
Oh bro, she did not think that through
She did not think that through bro, okay, how am I supposed to get out of here lose the cops
Yeah, like it's that easy. I got three stars on me
Jesus no way these doors don't open. Oh
Oh
my god
Bruh
Bro, I'm dead. I'm dead
How am I supposed to lose the cops? How am I supposed to lose cops?
Realistically, how was I supposed to lose the cops the exit doors did not open. So how was I supposed to lose them?
Lose the cops it says okay. I guess we can go back this way since it spawned me here whoa ducking roll ducking roll
Bro her car was fast I'm getting in her car
And you deserve that bro
You debt deserve that let's get out of here
Three stars. All right, we do this we do this
I'm going on foot. I'm going on foot
Oh the helicopter can shoot at me wait, there's a car right there. It's car right there. I
I gotta lose Chopper. Come on, come on, come on! Jesus Christ!
All right, we move it we move it
We got a final tunnel
Oh my god
Sure, let's do that, but can we get out can we get out?
No visual no visual on suspect
Well, they're surrounding me. They're surrounding me, bro
They're about to surround me, bro. I
Hear I see 50 cars on the mini-map
All right, all right, all right, hold on
I wonder if I can like lose the chopper under one of those one of those things
Damn, I gotta lose the chopper somehow
What about that shipwrecked
Okay, I say I say again in a vehicle I
Get in a vehicle and I just try to find a tunnel
I think that's my only hope because they're about to surround me, bro
Here, let's go. Let's go this way. Oh
My god, there's so many of them
There's so many of them bro go go go go go get in the car get in the car get in the car. Oh
We got a hot wire it. Oh no
Yo
Oh my god, it's so slow
Come on, come on, come on. Oh, it's so slow. This is such a slow car
Heck am I gonna find a tunnel? What if I go down there? I feel like I can go down there. Let's do that
Let's do that
Bro how how bro? This is not happening me. This is not happening me, bro. This is not happening to me, bro
Jesus Christ!
Why is this so hard?
Clean.
Let me live.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, it's working.
It's working.
Oh.
It's working.
Oh no.
working it's working oh no bro how does this work no way Michael shut up shut up
Michael
Oh, he's right there!
I got what I came for!
I'm leaving!
He didn't see me, he didn't see me!
He didn't see me!
No, he sees me!
Bro!
God damn it.
I was so close.
Bro, there's no way!
I had to be so close to escaping the cops right there.
Oh my God, get up the hill.
No!
No, I don't want to go through all this again.
I can't go through all this again.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Please, please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
Oh my god. Wait. Arena?
Oh, I can't go in there though, huh? I can't go in there. I can't go in there.
I need a car. I need a car. I need a car. I need a car. You, you, you, you. Get out, get out, get out.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Bro, I'm going back. I'm going back in the tunnel though.
That actually worked for like a second.
For like a split second it worked.
Let's go back in there
Please don't flip. Oh my god
Why why why get out Michael get out
You know back at the beginning, huh
all the way in the beginning huh let's see maybe in her car I can get away
I'm taking only with me all right where do we go they got the chopper on me
Oh my god.
Pretty sure I can leave here right?
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, oh my god, oh my god
What if I steal a boat?
Can I steal a boat?
No boats?
You know what?
Aw, I don't have my gun, do I?
They shot my tire.
shot my tire. Can I outrun the chopper? Oh my god, I can't. It didn't work though. But
Do you know what? I'm gonna take their boat.
Can I take this boat?
Is it working?
How much air do I got? I don't got much air left.
Let's swim this way. Oh shoot, there's a boat right there.
Okay, hold up. I need some air. No, but then they see me!
Bro, we're swimming out into like the ether. How do I dive in? Bro, how do I dive in? Ah,
there we go, there we go. What are they gonna do? They can't see me. I'm in the ocean.
How do they see me bro? That's crazy. That's crazy work. How do they see me?
Dive in again, dive in again. They see nothing. They see nothing. Oh my god, it's
gonna work.
Bro, I'm gonna just keep swimming.
I am just gonna keep swimming.
Shhh, get some air.
Dive back in, dive back in.
Nooooo!
Oh my god, bro.
Freakin' chopper, man.
I'm gonna need some air.
What?
Bro, how is this so difficult?
There's no way, man.
man what the heck am I supposed to do I gotta find a place to hide gotta just
drive to your house there's no way brother gonna surround my house what do
you mean just driving my house they'll literally surround it this is way too
difficult oh and now I have a machine gun bro I have all my guns you're
Kidding me that's so dumb
What was that I'm leaving what is this?
What are we taking please car
How fast is this thing?
Hey, I'm looking for the guy too.
I'm on your side.
I think he went this way.
Wait, it's actually working though.
No, never mind, it's hot.
I thought for a second it was a rip.
Damn, and he took out my tire.
Let me take out my tire.
Uh...
God damn it.
They are so annoying, bro.
Holy...
is this a good place no way they find me here bro no way they find me here bro
he found me he found me get back in the car
I'm so tempted to just blow up the helicopter but the problem with that I feel
like I'm gonna get more wanted stars
Damn, I tried, I tried to get up here.
It's not working.
Not in this vehicle.
Damn, they're still able to hit me.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Jesus.
I got two working tires right now.
Two working tires, bro.
okay what if we do this and then we swim and then we swim no way no way they see
me oh they see me somehow they somehow see me bro I don't know how but they see
me
What about now, what about now how do they see me still bro how's that chopper still
on me there we go there we go let's go this way I don't know I don't know what to do
man I don't know what to do man how you get rid of three wanted stars without
using a cheat code this ridiculous where the heck do I drive to do I just
Bro. Bro, bro, bro.
Let me take a vehicle.
At least I got a working vehicle again.
Don't go in the...
Wait, all part of my plan. Wait.
All part of my plan. Hello?
This is literally all part of my plan.
I'm gonna have to take a hit on some oxygen right now.
I'm gonna have to.
Oh shoot, but that's too much, that's too much.
I didn't know it dropped that fast.
I didn't know the oxygen levels dropped that fast.
The chopper ruins everything, literally.
Like actually everything.
Okay.
What if...
What if I shoot the chopper down?
What if I just shoot the chopper down and then try to escape?
I got what I came for!
I'm leaving!
Hey, I'm just a witness, okay?
Hey, I ain't done anything!
Let me take this car.
The freaking police car is slow as heck, man.
I feel like blowing up the chopper.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got an idea, bro.
where this chopper at wait wait wait what here we go
Hell yeah, there's another brah wait was that weasel news?
Oh my god, I think I was just shooting at weasel news.
Oh my god, bro. They were waiting for me.
Haha, dude. They were waiting for me. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
What if I fly one of these jets?
Can I do that?
Oh my god, I can. Wait, I didn't know that.
I'm out of here I'm out of here y'all ain't never gonna see me again
Three two one blast off bro
Hell yeah
We flying out of here, bro, we faster than them
We got like one working engine
Is it working
Please tell me it's working
Please tell me this is working, bro, please
Please oh no chopper chopper incoming chopper incoming. Whoa, bro. I can't I can't turn I can't turn. Oh
My god it worked
We're going back. We got to land this thing. We got to land this thing without dying
Actually, it should be okay right like mission pass regardless. Oh hell yeah
Bro, that's what I'm talking about
Okay, we gotta we gotta slow this plane down
Bro bro bro bro bro bro you gotta shut up you gotta shut up
We it's okay, it's okay as long as I don't die as long as I don't die
Get to the surface, bro. Get to the surface, bro.
I thought for sure it was gonna blow up.
Oh, we got this. We got this. We got this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Cleanest getaway in GTA history, 1,000%.
1,000%
It's because anytime there's a phone call
when I'm driving the plane, the plane gets stuck.
So I wasn't able to control it.
So we couldn't hear what homeboy had to say I mean that was a life-or-death situation right there, and I'm glad we prevailed
Christ man
Holy Christ
That was way too close. I don't I don't want to stay like that again. That was way way too close
Whoo, I think we could let somebody else take it from here right let's go back to Franklin
Let's go back to Franklin man. Jesus. Oh my god. Oh my god. Who's that? Bro, that mission
was intense. It's pretty powerful man. It's like a two-shotter. So we're gonna start off
That man first blood to okay
It's just they don't have those uh, oh, oh, I saw it
Okay, then
Okay, then I'm just gonna let the auto the the aim says do everything
You're like somebody's gonna come out of this corridor man
Was I just like it right there
I can land a headshot damn I gotta get my shot
for the luxury Luna prize vault there's no hint for it so you can guess any code
and hey if you get it $500 inside of that ball okay but yeah it has no um it
has no hint so it doesn't necessarily start with a six but it could it could
Good.
For all we know, where the sniper's at, man.
And there's another guy over there in the corner.
All these snipers.
Man, the recoil on this thing is pretty...
It's not as bad as some other guns, at least.
But it's still pretty up there.
As far as that's concerned.
Recoil's pretty up there, man.
I feel like everybody could hear me in the game too.
I don't want to like...
Pre-fire or anything like that.
Oh god, I thought that was the...
Oh god, I thought that was an anime!
Like I said, I hate that they could just... I feel like...
Of all the times that I die in this game, it's usually from being shot in the back
So we're trying to do something different. Well, I guess
Little bit on the move
Of course it's night bird dude. So yeah, don't worry. I have a few codes that I need to enter from yesterday
and we'll see if any of those work and unlock the vault.
But in the meantime, let's see if we can win this game.
This warm-up game of domination.
Oh no!
I got dolphin died out of there.
That's literally a worship.
Gotta be careful.
Ah, I see him up there, I see him up there.
What about everybody else? Where's everyone else at?
I don't want to leave here. Let's close this door, man. Let's just close this door, dude.
How did it get in? Wait, where did he come from?
I didn't know you could open the door. Oh my God. I couldn't even hear him over the door.
I literally couldn't even hear him over the door.
Geez!
This ain't looking good!
Hmm...
They're all just hiding in the buildings?
What are they doing?
Let me guess, one is like back here somewhere?
I'm securing objective Charlie.
Surpress your mindset!
No, let's go pro.
Objective Charlie secure.
Noice.
On your six.
Oh, oh, mama, see, da!
Nah, let's go this way.
I feel like this way is going to be a little more secure.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see.
Jesus! I was about to kill him, too!
Ah, unlucky.
Dude, I don't know what it is. I can't...
I can't kill anybody.
There we go. We finally got the Missus, but damn, it took a while.
I'm surprised. I'm surprised it didn't go that long.
Enemy UAV active.
Oh that was close, that was close, I'm glad I got the Kingslayer though, are they going
for C?
That dude was going for C, man.
The enemy controls two objectives.
Do we have a UAB?
Awesome, oh god, oh god, wind up!
It sucks when you can't cancel that reload.
You gotta be careful with your bullets.
Oh cool.
Take care, bravo.
he just goes by now
getting killed on respawn dude
what's up barion how you doing man
playing some of that classic
oh god
uh mw2
dude's like right here head glider
knew it
but where else are they
can we get this?
can we get this without dying?
enemies that's like a bomb drone
a bomb drone?
but we gotta be here, it's okay, it's fine
let's go this way
you know what, I want this gun
Grizzly!
oh, that was close
okay, the recoil is actually a lot better on this thing
Jesus Christ, is that what that thing is?
I didn't know it was a bomb drone, dude.
Damn!
Yeah, so Therian, I learned that apparently it doesn't cross over to each stream, so what
I'm gonna do is just, I have in my phone the tally at the end of every livestream of
everyone's levels, and then I'm just gonna add the levels up, essentially, and whoever
has the highest levels by the end of it.
The top four will be getting gift cards.
Oh, sheesh, okay, buddy.
Oh, I have to reload.
Can we do this?
Didn't get anybody?
Damn, bro.
Oh, what? I even reacted faster than this dude, man.
Damn.
Who did I kill?
I mean, who did I damage? It was that dude, right? Okay.
Bravo is compromised.
Sheesh!
Body shots just don't work like they used to.
I'm gonna start going for them headshots.
Get those instant kills, man.
Do some pre-firing over there.
We're gonna be sneaky.
We're gonna be a little bit wee sneaky.
I feel like I'm gonna land right behind some people.
Oh yeah.
You didn't like that, did you?
Sucks when you get shot from back.
That's me.
Lovely.
Ahhhh! I was so close to getting out but two.
Damn.
Jesus Christ.
Well, good news is there you have a week to catch up, dude.
So it's fine.
Got your six.
I'm gonna be contributing because I started this mid-week.
Uh, everyone's levels...
Uh, for today.
Because it was only two days, technically.
Uh, yesterday and today.
Into next week.
Oh, I saw this dude.
He might kill me though.
I'm following you.
He might kill me.
This thing has some mad recoil.
Ah!
This is gonna make me shooom like that.
Um, so yeah.
Still got some time, man.
That's the beauty of it being weakly.
More to slowly open up.
Okay, buddy.
Ah, no!
I didn't see him up there.
Everybody blends in.
Everybody literally blends in with the walls.
It's crazy.
Also, fascinating in the...
Who behind me?
also fascinating enough fascinating fascinatingly enough real bad oh and
they got the UAV how was he behind me dude I would like some UAVs damn everybody's
just shooting people in the back here we got to do what do we got to do
Maybe I gotta switch it up and use the gun.
Thing is, a lot of this is like long range fights.
So I don't wanna do that either.
Ooh!
You can slay her, Phil. Oh, I see you.
Is he dead? Okay, he's dead.
What in the world, man?
Okay, let's take a look at this.
Apparently, I didn't let a single bullet hit me, dude.
Oh my god hits me with a three-shot to hit me with the classic three-shot
I'm with here last thing I was getting popped because of some head glitch over there man. What up South? How you doing man?
Let's go this way
You know what close enough for what it was they had gunships they had everything
Yeah.
Mortars.
And you know what, close enough of a game for what that was.
Jesus.
you
You
Are with these
Let's try it out let's try it out. What about the muzzles?
I got a lot more recoil control, but man, the ADS is going to be going downhill with all
this stuff.
I do like that recoil control though.
Let's try it.
And let's do this.
Let's try this.
A little experimentation if you will.
Because yeah, although you got to be quick, it's like, I don't want to...
horrible horrible I don't know what just happened but Jesus Christ okay let's just
remove this remove this um let's keep this on damn I guess let's try let's try
this without adding too many things right I mean that feels a little better
But maybe because I'm used to it now
It's not bad, I think that's the best I'm gonna get it to if I'm being perfectly honest
I think that's the best. It's it's gonna have man
That it's gonna be um
I guess we're gonna add a laser to
Let's go to the firing. It's like it's minimal upgrades
It's not bad, but you know what what if I do try to make it about just close range fights, right?
Let's see so that I get my ADS as fast as I can tell it's going to be shaky it's going
to be shaky man I don't know let's oh we'll try we'll try we'll try it I'm gonna try it
like that instead and we can always customize it in the game right so let's see let's try
in some invasion right now. Never tried invasion before, so.
Yeah, so the SMGs have tried, um, SMGs have tried these two right here. The only ones that
I haven't locked right now are the Bell and the Hurricane. But one that Toolman was spamming
me to use, I finally was able to make a loadout with it. And you know what, it's good,
the load the the ADS speed on that thing it's rough it's not that good not as
fast as I would like it to be anyways but you know what it could play attachments
I guess right here let's maybe we can fix that maybe we don't need this oh no
this one we gain the mobility and everything but we lose a lot of the
accuracy okay that's what that was okay okay um what about this and oh I see
and that kind of, mmm I see. That kind of brings it back in. It kind of balances it
out- it's basically the math I was doing for the the AR where I was trying to
balance out whatever mobility I was getting so that-
Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not do that!
Oh, no, let's not do that. Damn
Okay
Whoo
We'll see how we do the air
Yeah, I don't know what it is slow ADS speed. It's not like it's not it's not about it being too slow
But I think there's a nice balance of like whatever your playstyle is. I do like to run a lot
So I kind of want to have that faster
aimed out speed, you know
And I think this is it
It's pretty fast.
Yeah, I like it.
Now the range on this thing, though, is not for long-range fights,
so I gotta be super careful with that.
Let's see how we do.
Let's see how we do this, what we do.
Here, you know what, I'm gonna go up here too.
I wanna go up here and see...
Oh god, this is a big build.
Tall building.
I didn't realize it was going to be that tall.
Can you take fall damage?
Damn, son.
I don't know who that was, what that was.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Realize he's pretty fast on the AR, too.
I like it.
I see him.
Oh my god, I survived!
I want to get into some close-range fights.
Damn, he got bobbed.
Okay, I thought he had a weapon on him.
That's not...
Oh, everyone's using a sniper up here.
Who's this?
Run!
I'm worried I'm not going to be able to see the enemy.
Is this just TD...
TDM?
Team Deathmatch?
Oh!
See?
match oh see the ADS helped me there I told you and there oh god oh god I didn't
know there was another one I told you the speed man and that was good range that
was good range for me to deal that damage you know dude I'm shocked that
I lived okay okay okay my god why didn't it show is a blue name over his
head oh yeah nice we got a UAV oh it's this map but it like expanded oh my god
oh no I'm flashing my bang oh that was an enemy right there pretty sure that
I was an enemy. That was an orphaned I too.
Okay, let's go.
From where?
From where? From how?
Oh, where they at?
There's just like one dude above me.
Oh, he dead.
Oh, this way.
I want to go and fight him.
Oh, Lord Jesus.
Everybody's in the buildings?
Come on.
I think everybody's in the buildings, dude.
Camping it out.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
UAB is all in the area.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
UAB active.
Now they have UAB.
Let's close them.
And then wait for somebody.
Friendly UAB online.
Or maybe not, I don't know man.
Where is everyone?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're looting!
I think I should go over here.
Oh my god!
Maybe not.
in the area. Crazy dude. Should we try the sniper out? Wait, where'd he come from? Ah,
he's on the roof. Okay. I was trying to make sure it wasn't me. What am I doing? Not too
bad. Not too bad. Dude, I think I made the difference. I finally found something.
Oh, that's my teammate.
Finally found something that works for me, you know?
That's what it...
That's all it...
Any game is about, man.
We're gonna find what works for you.
Your play style.
Oh, my God.
Superman.
Dude, there's like a guy flanking us.
Oh, Jesus.
Is he gonna be on the roof?
He's gonna be on the roof.
God damn it!
Oh boy!
Nice, we got the assist.
Where'd this guy go?
Oh shiiiish!
I can't tell who's my teammates and who needs to be in here.
Oh, I see someone.
Oh dude, I thought you were jumping over here!
And then he went over there!
He did a little fakie sidestep.
So who's winning?
Dude, it's tied up, crazy.
What's this?
Ammunition bugs?
Damn!
Oh boy.
Where? Where is he?
Dude, you're kidding me. I didn't even see him.
He was literally blended in with the staircase.
There was nothing to see. I was in the roof, man.
Somebody on the roof, man.
Oh, god.
We're going up there.
Man, I was doing good until I wasn't.
Oh, RIP.
Sheesh!
I want to get this guy's sniper in case...
He dies.
The way they're crouching and pointing their guns, look at this, man.
So funny, looking.
Okay, how do I get back down?
I'll steal UAB in the area.
There's no action up there. I don't have a sniper.
I gotta be on the ground.
Heading into battle. I don't want to die over and over, but...
Go back to our original, the swedging.
Ah, now they have a UAB.
Dude, I swear, every time, every time...
They somehow could find me.
Oh dude that was an enemy.
I can't tell the difference.
Oh! Luckily all of my bullets landed right there.
Thank goodness.
Oh, thank god he died.
There's gonna be one coming over here.
Not sure but let me reload.
Oh whoops.
The Rico is a little wild, but we're doing alright in this one spot, man.
This one spot's chill.
They have no idea where I am.
Oh, God!
Jeez!
We're doing it!
You're kidding me!
Oh!
What was that?
What?
Like one streak away dude?
That was pretty good.
I found a rhythm right there man.
Okay, I got two streaks.
Yeah, let's use the UAV.
Let's do another one.
That was a really good spot for me.
Damn.
Let's go back there.
And then we have, I think it's the, uh, I don't know.
That was a really good spot for me, damn.
Let's go back there.
And then we have, I think it's the, uh, the Hellstorm.
Let's take some of that ammo.
It's finding a rhythm.
Oh, she, oh, she!
That was close.
That was pretty close.
Uh, I guess we could use this, right?
I got one! I'm happy I was able to get one.
Oh, sheesh! Who's shooting at me?
They've taken the lead.
Finally, crew missing inbound.
Our team is on the route to the AEA. The lead is ours.
Stop!
Enemy UAV active.
The enemy's falling back. Don't let up.
Okay.
What's the score?
Oh!
Okay, now we're like 10 up.
Let's go back in there.
What's this?
Enter tactical vehicle.
What do we do?
Oh, I see them.
I don't know how you can do this.
Hey, wait, how do I exit out?
Out.
Oh, y'all!
I didn't even know you could run over people.
Oh, my God, that's so cool.
Oh, he almost had him.
We almost had him.
Let's go back. Let's pull you in.
Throw it in reverse.
Oh, I see one right there. There's two. There's two.
There's two right in the middle of the street.
They're not even looking both ways when they're crossing.
Oh, I missed him! I missed him!
Can we still run him over?
Oh my god, it's working!
You can just tap them and they die, dude.
Holy moly.
You're KIDDING me right now with this!
What?! You did it like GTA!
What?!
Oh, we gotta exit.
We gotta exit out of here.
Wait, do they count where my killstreaks are now?
Oh, I'm so disappointed they don't.
They don't contribute to killstreaks.
But dude, they contributed instead of kills, though!
That's crazy!
What's up, Willie? How you doing, man?
Oh, that was so cool.
That was so satisfying, too.
Alright, let's get back in there, though.
Let's get back in there.
Another one.
Oh, god damnit.
Heck no.
A little reload and some ammo.
It's a MMO for a battle.
Oh, shoot!
Enemy UAV active.
Enemy UAV.
Second.
Hmm.
Should we just go to the rooftop?
Oh, God.
That's my teammate!
my teammate
my teammate, dude, why doesn't each other...
fricking names?
ooh, nice
so what does this go until?
ah, I thought it was going to get 2 right there
You're not bad. Oh my god
I was doing pretty alright. I can't wait to try this AR in the game area
It is nice because it does give you a chance to get into constant fights and practice a little bit
It used to be a muscle memory of the recoils and stuff
Just a few enemy left that English
I don't see how anyone can play without a rocket launcher.
It's like mandatory.
Where did I do that?
So you have to get in the area.
Maybe somebody right here.
Is that a trophies system?
Enemy might be active.
Okay, what does it say? Somebody's like right here.
Oh, damn!
Oh
You know my teammate appreciate you for that
I'm chillin to Willie
oh my god pretty fun game of chaotic but you have to get a chance to practice now
let's try something else dude I'm only level 15 I got a rank up it's like a
good way to rank up boost rank up I feel like you must like hard point let's do
that let's do some oh whoop no no no no no let's do let's go back to quick
Oh, what about the, um, the mosh pit?
Oh, third person mosh pit. Nah.
Prisoner rescue was kinda fun.
Let's see if we can get some classic game modes in.
And we're gonna filter search and destroy for now.
I don't wanna do search.
I kinda just wanna run and gun, so we got domination, hardpoint.
Um...
I guess we could do headquarters too?
Yeah, let's do that.
The run and gun game modes.
Or the most action anywhere.
the faster-paced ones and while we're looking for this match I'm gonna go
peace I'll be right back y'all have a look at the moon in the meantime oh look
at that stealth theory I'm leading the leadboards right now good stuff good stuff
Okay
See how we do this maps a little darker
Dude the enemy UAVs are so annoying
So annoying where they gonna spawn at I want to get shot in the back and stuff
HQ located. Move to the objective.
Covering your six.
Are you covering my six though?
Are you?
Oh, damn!
This dude wasn't covering my six?
He's covering my six!
Jeez!
Oh, that's true.
I mean, I should add it to my loadout, right?
Because I never use my security plan.
This one right here.
So why don't we do...
Let's swap this for the launcher.
Which one is it?
The one that locks.
Get it secure. The enemy's securing the headquarters.
Surface to air missile with a free offensive missile.
I need a hold for HQ.
Attack vehicles where our armor is weak as...
It's one of these two, right?
For a recoilless rifle launcher with velocity loaded. I think it's this one.
Let's do that.
We're getting hit hard.
So the next time I hear enemy UAV, we'll see if I can shoot down.
Enemy in the area. Secure the HQ.
I
Just got my my thing
I'm going to ploy it!
Wow, god damn it!
Woohoo!
Shit, crazy!
Headshot!
Yeah!
Dude, this gun's crazy! The one-shot potential?
HQ can't mind capture the enemies on the object
What was that two claymores dude?
Unlucky
Yeah, there's so many of them zeroed it's
What was the scene?
What was this thing? I mean, I did just join this game by the way
So yeah, so everybody knows I did just join
So be nice
One from the start would be nice, huh, Luna?
Okay, so there is some codes we could put in in time.
Let's enter some codes!
Dude, they have like 50 mines on the floor to that next objective.
It was crazy.
Here we got a few luxury Luna Prize codes we could enter right now.
Let's run with those.
Uh, we got 6613.
Did not work.
664.
Uh-uh, 42.
Uh, 58.
Uh, 880.
And 19
None of those codes worked man, but good try good try
Very good try
And then we have a few of the regular
Moon prize ball codes that we got an interview but it's gotten to a match. Which one is it? What do we get?
I can't see hard point
nice nice I
I like it. Yeah, I know when it's when it's begging for the treat. Um, I guess I'll go ahead and
Do that really fast? Okay, okay?
Here we go
Let's see how fast our
Got a little frisky right there D
No way! Is this dude wearing armor or something? What was that?
let's take a look at this you're kidding me dude how did he not die oh that was my
UAV right there in fact that it takes four kills for UAV now instead of the
usually dude I like this map it's way more open see people a lot more to
strategize on it
Oh, I know he's gonna spawn over here somewhere.
I know it.
I think there's one in the house.
I guess not.
Okay, okay.
I'm not really paying attention to the hard point.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Okay, good. Secure the target area.
Okay, okay, okay.
Are they respawning back over there?
Shazing back!
Are they over there? I think they're over there.
There's no way one doesn't like run right in front of me, right?
Damn!
I just need this one kill for the UAV, but I don't think they're spawning over here.
Probably get some ammo too.
Oh, I hear them.
They're near out here.
No!
It looks like I might get hit by a gun.
Dude, why didn't it take three bullets into his skull?
We're going to die, man.
Out of curiosity, why did it take that much?
Let's do all that, and then get the refill.
I
Got somebody
We're moving out
Oh, yeah, I guess not.
Dude, where was he?
In the doorway where I couldn't even see him?
Very cool.
I will lose him.
Oh, we'll lose him.
I was in the corner!
I mean, what is that corner?
That's great.
I couldn't see him because the bomb kind of camouflaged him.
Right when it went off, I went in there and it's like...
Didn't see him.
Where can we be in this little area?
coverage
We got somebody we got two I think of the name or is it just the one
Okay points right
Oh
How do I knock any way be from that either
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, where's the next target at?
Let's do all that
And it's good at us could do to
Or maybe he's over
I guess he was to the to the right of me do what was that uh, what do they call it radical sight?
He is like camouflage. There's no scene that dude completely can't
Where I was come from do with mad camouflage
I'm up by okay luckily I'm I think somebody was literally
What is that? Oh, I see him. Jesus!
Ooh, they caught back up.
They brought it back.
Got to play some T-Shirt in here.
How are you a piece of this freak me out, dude? We moved at the same time
I heard his footsteps. They didn't sound like they were that close
That's crazy
Perfect we can do this now right where is it is that that over there
God
Still bottom though before he could take you down enemy way
Little bit of that dude, there's like two of them, huh?
Let me U.I.P. off one!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Team A, do something!
I have like three teammates around me and I figured...
Now one of them would have protected me while I was doing this.
Crazy.
Where's the other UAV at?
Are those birds?
Those are just birds, huh?
Okay.
Where is everyone?
Oh yeah!
do a little bit of that
not
Let's do this.
Gotta get a little bit of a reload.
Let's see.
Okay, okay, teammate's got him.
Oh Jesus Christ!
What is this guy doing?
Literally a slug in the ground.
Holy moly!
Damn.
Oh!
Crazy.
They have anything that's going to kill me?
No.
Hot point needle can't stand by.
Wait, if I didn't, why do I get a hundred points?
I'm not the one that killed them though.
Unless I damage them to that degree.
Got the drop shot dude.
Oh my God!
Look at this.
What just happened?
Dude, crazy.
like a guy over there
let's take it out
oh god, oh god, oh god
there's no way that grenade didn't distract him, it was all part of my plan
to the AVF.
Enemy pets are now at the bus point.
Take it out.
I told you it was close to one.
The U.S. will be at the bus point.
They got cover just back.
Enemy U.A.V.A.C.
Damn!
We gotta go to the next hard point.
It's still on the way.
We've located. Secure the target area.
One piece is remaining.
Oh
I was Adam to do almost Adam
Where is it?
Okay, okay, okay
30 seconds remaining. Hold it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Haspoint relocating. Stand by.
They might... yeah, I figured.
10 seconds remaining.
Let's go.
I'm gonna kick you up, David. Catch him down on point.
Ooh, we landed it, let's go.
Got the long shot, man.
Okay, skedad, let's go do it.
Enemy UAV!
Launch it outta there!
Is that it?
That was it, dude.
Dude, I'm gonna work for my team right now.
Take care of these UAVs.
Nice!
I wanted to be more precise than them.
Nice hardpoint, eh?
I'm at point three located, security's down here.
No!
We lost!
Okay!
But, you know what, I feel like I finally had a good ratio there.
I'm finally getting the hang of it, dude.
Damn.
I feel like it's hanging on a lot worse.
Not bad, not bad.
Also, we were down, I think, three people, two people, something like that.
Two, four, five, two, four, six.
Okay, no, just one person.
But, not bad.
Found the play style.
And I think with, um, slightly better people, it would have been easy.
And I was landing tons of shots, man. Tons of shots.
So I would say that went pretty successful pretty successful
We can see the Luna being extremely
Yes, she lacks
How's it going?
Nowsky?
How you doing?
I'm doing really good this evening.
What about you?
I'm playing some Modern Warfare 2 right now.
Modern Warfare 2, try to get better at the game so that when the rank plays out
Uh, January.
Let's do it!
Nice. Classic domination.
Classic domination.
Uh-oh.
Oh nice kill good coverage damn that would have been real sketchy real sketchy
She's securing alpha one of your six. Uh-oh
Or am I we've lost Bravo
Wait, where are they gonna be spawning if we have A and C
Oh, that scared me.
Oh, okay, okay, I see him.
Securing it?
Nice.
Nice!
Dude, where is everyone?
Everyone's playing so sneaky!
Oh, come on!
Okay, okay, let's go!
Wasn't expecting to come to that all right.
Same!
Enemy securing alpha.
Ooh, that was close again.
Dude, I took the aim down speed.
It makes the difference in the world,
at least with the way I play.
Oh my alpha!
It makes the difference in the world, at least with the way I play.
Oh my god.
We're taking Charlie.
Send six out!
Okay, okay, okay.
There we are.
Drop it out.
I got the UAV.
Watch out.
Objective Bravo.
We got Charlie, right?
Get it back.
Are you ready to deploy?
ready to deploy and we got the UAV now no that is everyone here's the UAV
okay we're taking alpha let's get alpha then oh god there's gonna be so many of
them
oh god that's a good name
okay what are you supposed to do when they have a
that was my first death I think right yeah what are you supposed to do an
at the right shield man. How stupid.
Objective alpha is compromised. Get it back.
Friendly UAC.
Oh god. Where is he?
Oh god.
Ahhhh!
What is that?
This guy's crazy dude.
Dude? Wait, that is extremely overpowered then. What's the counter?
I'm just not familiar with the counters, I have no idea what I'm just doing.
Oh, you're killing me right now.
There we go.
Dude, I was about to say, man. Come on.
There we go.
That rifle is so funny.
I
Damn we go over there
No, I flash somebody to do
Shield what do I do?
There you go, man, that's the counter
You're kidding me!
Oh, that was close!
That was really close.
Okay, we got the ride shield now.
Uh, oh, you're supposed to crouch, man.
I didn't realize that.
I thought it was left, but it wasn't.
You're kidding me!
The Ryosheal dude!
Holy moly.
The Organizer C4.
I guess so, but I need the time to cook it and stuff, you know?
I don't have a syntax unlocked yet.
So it's not really bad, it's old!
God damn it dude! This Ryosheal is crazy.
And why are my teammates not doing any real better do is zero kills
Go go go
Yeah, we got to get this riot shield guy
That's what you get, buddy!
Oh, that was super close.
Are you dodging?
What's happening?
SHOT! SHOT! OUT!
SWITCHED IN THE HOUSE!
NOOOO!
Two teammates are not doing anything!
They're not killing anybody!
We need people to kill people.
God damn it.
UAV they said?
Where?
Can't see it.
Noise.
Time to skidaddle.
Time to skidoo dood.
That teammate
Well, I heard him
Nice we got bus killed too
on your side eyes okay we keep doing that we're not doing that bad Charlie we're
losing Bravo I see not this time right shield not this time we've lost
Bravo
God really took them out they're like oh my god I just missed them I just missed
them
we're taking Charlie
definitely a rough one let's go we almost had him so we kill him right
now what's the score damn I guess I could go to B take it somehow get oh I
Oh no no no no no no.
Let's not do that, let's not do that.
Well well, where is my coverage?
Dude that's crazy!
Have like three teammates around me.
Is he going for the gold?
Right, he'll, got him.
nice nice and I guess we can go for B
what is this guy doing
oh my god we just ran right by him unlucky
that was super unlucky out of here buddy
We take you bravo.
Damn.
Mask for night!
They're gonna throw some techs at me.
We got it!
Where's my D.O., dude?
How am I the only one capturing these things?
Come on.
Oh, let's go!
No teammates team mate
dude oh
My god, they're so useless
They're so useless. Did he give me?
That was literally like a double kill or something. Hey, man. Come on
That's it. Oh my god stinky. You were so sting
Return to base.
Uhhhh...
Dude, it felt like nobody was trying.
Man.
It made it very stinky.
But hey, I can forget it.
Dude, top of the leaderboards.
Let's go.
I'll take it, man.
That Riot Shield guy, holy cosmosus.
Very annoying.
Good stuff by him, but like super, super annoying.
It was hard, because I actually figured out the countdown.
I guess what I could have done is like run up behind him, right?
and maybe try to light the fire
I think it's pretty good to do
but everything just felt crazy
ooh, we got some things now
uh, anything that I'm going to use?
let's see
it was a grip, I think?
we got the rear grip now?
what was that for? handling?
get even more handling?
even more handling?
let's try it, dude
let's try it, man
I'll take it off if it doesn't work.
It ain't working man.
Oh my god, these people.
She's lowed out.
You don't.
Simple.
The simple things you like.
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
Man, we know that's gonna so valuable to have, like, for that quick standby, you know.
Let's try out this AVS speed.
Oh, it's fast, yeah.
Oh, dude, it's so fast.
I'm gonna have such hard recoil on this, but...
Dude, I'm using essentially...
This is like my submachine gun right here.
With that aim down speed, that's crazy.
Oh, Lord Jesus.
There's no way I'm gonna get that dude anyway. I gotta be close range
There is everyone oh
That was so close I had full help to what I had a teammate behind me. What is that?
I was trapped. They had that drill thing so I couldn't pass through.
Oh he's right there. I think he's literally right there.
The enemy is capturing the objective.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Hello?
Crazy.
There's somebody above me.
What's your buck wait why is nobody answering this thing?
Why would no- what is the team blind?
Is the team actually blind?
What is this?
Nobody's going inside here.
Dude.
Just- oh my god.
Jesus, is it that hard to do?
Holy moly, come on!
These teammates, man.
We talking bunions.
We talking big bunions.
Oh my, where was he?
Why'd you bring those doors open? Dude on mice? On his I could hear it. On my end, I hear nothing.
That's crazy.
Oh okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. I got him though.
Oh that is unlucky. He just spawned right in front of me.
HQ is online. Captain B is banned.
It's a security post on the 30th.
Good job.
You did it.
I can't even move. I can't even move.
Woo!
Enemy UAV active.
Enemy is carrying.
Ha ha!
Listen, somebody had to do it, man.
I'm just trying to actually win.
As much as I would love to focus on Katie, it's like, it is.
Ahhhh!
They're in the trees!
Why isn't the team...
Okay, let's clear them out.
Clear them out.
Let's clear them out. Come on, team! I'm in there!
I'm in there! Y'all gotta do s-
What is this? What is this?
What is this?
Ha ha ha!
Dude, that's insane!
What are they doing?
Oh
Might as well just let them win dude, they're doing
Unbelievable
What where did this guy come from
Holy moly, didn't even know that there was a door right there.
And somehow the team still can't believe me.
So tough man.
They almost had him.
He's gotta be on some killstreaks, that's why he's there.
I think I got the assist though, so we're fine.
Woo!
Dude, crazy.
Let's see. Let's head over there, man.
I feel like when you get in there first,
that's when it's most valuable.
There we go.
Yeah, we gotta be here first, dude.
Headquarters online, come on.
Nice.
There we go.
That was good, that was good.
We got a dude right here.
I'm not gonna be able to cover him
Now I can let's go
No, what was that through the wall do that had to be through the wall damn
Finally! We're getting behind him! Dude, that's what I'm talking about. Okay.
Team is redeeming themselves, okay? Team is redeeming themselves.
Dude, so much better.
Okay, where's the next one? It is, like, about that setup.
Where's the next one?
Okay!
You're kidding me, where's my gun, where's my bullets going?
Dude!
Oh, that's so sad, that's so sad to see.
Why am I spot in front of a window?
Yeah, let's go
Damn, I'm trying to get to the OJ. Let's go this way, I said.
All right, I guess let's go. Oh my god.
I'm carrying the headquarters.
Oh shiii-
Dude, it is so tough to get in here.
Anybody just blasts me away.
Enemy in the area.
I'm carrying the objective now.
Oh shoot, there's a doorway right there.
No!
Oh my god, so close.
Ah, got him with the grenade!
Let's go!
We got him with the grenade.
Woo!
Let's do that.
And I'm going to wait.
I'm going to wait over here.
And then I'll sneak in.
Nice!
Let's do that and I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait over here and then I'll sneak in
Hi, so we got the lead to
It's working
Okay, that was so much
Damn
At least we got him. At least we got him, dude.
Not bad, not bad.
Woo!
Okay, we can do this, right?
Where is that thing?
Hello? Where is that thing?
Okay.
I guess we can't see it.
What's that in the sky? Is that it?
Jesus.
I almost had it, this one. That was a bit more long range than I'd like it to be.
It sucks, this is a really bad spot to spawn.
He's got a... got a... he's got a... he's got a... he's got a... a spedad of some doodle, man.
Oh, it's tough this one
There's no way they've got that thing on lockdown man. We got taken out like this
Where is he? Oh my
She yeah, we got an assist
Okay, okay, okay, not bad not bad by taking them out now
Whoo, we can ensure they don't do anything. Oh, let me die over here
Dude I couldn't tell where those flip-flops are coming from
Did they really need my help to break that?
I think they did, huh?
Securing the enemy HQ.
Stand by.
Can't get him.
Reloading.
Locating the next objective.
Reloading.
God damn it.
I'm reloading.
God damn it.
So interestingly enough, how come I can see where his movement is?
Dude, they got so much time off of that one. That was really good.
Okay.
We gotta get back in this.
Gotta get back in this.
Where's my teammate?
Woo!
Woo! The whole team is there!
Oh, I think the team is there.
Oh, let's go this way then.
We're like sitting ducks the way the direction they're looking at.
Team, I don't want to go up there, I'm trying to go around, you're kidding me, you're kidding
me.
At least I got him, it was a good trade because he's not going to be in there.
Now my team actually has to kill people.
Nice.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay.
Got away a little bit.
What is that, Hegglage, dude?
It's not even a Hegglage, it's the fact that I can't even see them.
I don't know what they look like when I rock, man.
That is quite the rock.
There we go.
What does it go to? 200?
200? I think it was the 200, huh?
We got to get this next one if we're gonna be back in this.
What's the next one gonna be?
We finally got UAV too.
Nice, the double kill.
You're kidding, I ran out of ammo!
If I had ammo, I'd have had him.
Let's do that.
Let's do a little bit of this.
Let's get it back.
Okay, okay, I see it.
Oh my God!
I
Did I we we got a push with a teammate can't do anything. Oh
My Jesus
There's somebody like thrown in there. We got to go at least as a team to trade that
I think that's it.
That's GG.
Ah!
Close game, man.
What's up, Bruno?
How you doing?
What's shaking?
What's bopping?
Oh my god.
Unlucky.
You have a critical gain, Greg.
Oh my god.
Unlucky. Unlucky.
Towards the end there, man.
Unlucky.
Alright, have I unlocked any new weapons?
Oh, stay alert.
Any new LNGs?
No?
Level 23, I get that one and I have to level that one up in order to get the other ones. Okay.
Good to know, good to know.
We got another hard point. Okay.
Hard points a little at least better.
Oh!
Hard points a little better compared to the other ones, do we?
Yeah, no worries Bruno, it was super fun last night.
I'm dealing with a ton of allergies today though.
Feeling all sorts of wonky, I have to take like a bend drill and stuff.
Man.
I don't know what was blooming today but it got me so good.
It got me so good.
Damn.
I
Do the target oh my god
We have taken the lead!
Hmmm, hmm, some spinges.
Oh I just saw this dude.
No, you know that he's re-marking.
He has the advantage over me on that one.
Ah, dude, that was like some head shots right there.
there come on never run straight to the objective I don't know why I keep doing
that it's always bad idea nice job you're back and I'll cover them from here
I feel like that's all I could do.
It's the game playing.
That's what we're gonna do.
I'm reloading.
Let's grab another one in different ways.
Oh, you know what?
Let's get, let's get, uh, let's keep this in mind.
Woo!
We've got a UAV.
Request in recourse.
Copy.
UAV is on station.
Recall online.
Drop the ammo box.
Oh my god!
That was so close!
Blast it dude.
Uh oh. They're back.
Woo!
No!
I think I got my health storm right?
Dude, I got the- what is that? The SA- whatever?
Can we use it let's just use it
Requesting close and target mark
Got somebody we got somebody
Oh my god dude that thing is so hard to control okay I'm definitely changing up my
A like those three stuff this that thing is so hard to control dude I got nothing out
I think I got one person that was it. Totally not worth.
I just saw somebody over there too.
Okay.
It was like my third death.
Let's do a couple of that.
There's another one.
One more back!
Oh
We got it
The essay I think is alright, but I think I use it at that time
Okay, where's my team? How about the only one other thing?
come on
try to break in come on oh lord heavens
bruh
Oh, shoot!
What just killed him? Oh my god, that little thing, whatever, driving it.
Where is he?
Change your bags.
any personnel at the hard point so that's where he was he's all the way in
back crazy still got the assist anyway so it works out checks out oh god oh god
I definitely don't want to be revealing myself like that.
How do you break this thing?
Did I break it?
I think I'm blasted.
That was close.
Okay, nice. We're gonna get this next one.
Galaga shots.
You're kidding me.
Oh, he got so lucky.
It was just like the random toss that went into outer space and then landed on the floor.
Let's go this way, probably gonna catch one over here.
Mama! Damn, we're losing big time, huh?
Well, I can't move. I know there's like people around me.
Like this guy.
Reloaded enemy you like the active oh god, okay, where's it at?
Took out a you like me
If I had a little bit more it was easy
Okay
Let's take out these things
Is that it? I think that was it.
Damn.
Damn, dude.
They're crazy. They already in there, huh?
Ah, I can't see anybody.
They're all prone in there, man.
I got to land a nice angle on the grenade.
There's no way to lob it.
You're kidding me.
Easy game.
Oh man! I don't know, I was trying to get some retards.
I should have, nigga, you probably wouldn't have.
Oh boy, boy, boy, boy.
People get so angry at car.
I get angry, but like, in the way where it's...
It's not even angry, it's like frustration.
A little bit of frustration, that's it.
Woo!
Towards the end there, man. I couldn't break it.
Let's see if I've got the Semtex unlocked now.
I feel like Semtex would have been perfect for that situation.
Still no!
Dude, I'm such a low level.
It's so dumb that you have to work your way up to unlock stuff.
That's the one thing I didn't miss about the old Call of Duty.
It's like...
What is the point of that?
Uh, let's try...
Let's see if we can customize the, um, the Icarus now.
Let's try customizing the Icarus.
Maybe putting some things on that might help the...
Like, this is not that bad.
Helps with the accuracy.
Man, I was working on that!
I think we're gonna try the Icarus for a little bit.
What levels of C4? Dude, C4 is like, last.
Level 50 some some stupid some real stupid man
That's working this thing real fast
We don't need that we don't need that magazine
This might not be that bad to use if I'm being perfectly honest
with that let's try this out I'm curious to try this out
bro crazy just rockin the silencer damn let's try that see how valuable it is to
not be on the radar I like the silence guns well I you know what I'm gonna
easy Chris so I can level it up we have to leave
we got somebody
Oh, let's use this gun.
No, they're disabled as well.
Oh, it's so good, dude.
Damn.
Damn!
Yeah, I got to reload this one. You know what?
I don't want to risk it. Hold on. Dude, that's sunlight though. Can't see anything.
Oh god. No! I think I was one kill away from the SDA.
Okay, okay, okay.
I guess we can do that too, let's do this.
I got my buddy, cool.
And I die.
Holy shit.
Respond to sable you gotta be careful
Okay, the recall is really nice. It's not too much
But
The grenade literally hit him
The grenade literally hit him and Bones you bones
Uh, there he goes, mama. What's up, Warner? How you doing, man?
I like the silencer on this gun, dude. I feel like that's what I need.
Nice. Put him to work. Put him to work.
Oh my God. Styled on.
Dude, this is the team that I'm talking about. And it's a 5v6.
And it's a 5v6. Oh, God.
I'm changing back!
Hurry up!
Confirming your safety.
Get ready to come back.
The timing took to reload that gun.
What is it?
Seven whole seconds.
How is he not dead?
Take a look.
Dude, I hit him so unbelievable. Literally unbelievable.
Yeah, Luna's taking a little nap right now.
There's somebody in there, but...
God damn it, I messed up.
I messed up
Oh my god, I thought it was a teammate
I'm feeling
We got somebody we got somebody got him with the maid man
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see.
Got to get up there somehow, we'll follow this dude, this looks like the right way to
Where is he okay, but we got the assist, but damn look up the a blood ship that was on this dude. Oh
My god, he melted me crazy
easy feeling my gun doesn't do that I'm not gonna laugh feeling my gun doesn't do that
I just knew he was gonna be there
Oh no. Oh no, we got reloaded!
Hahaha!
Where did the UAB online?
Oh shit, literally shooting their toes man!
Ah, so nice!
come on man no they're all week to
the long shot
not going to work
damn oh it takes way too long to reload
Oh, I almost had him too! I almost had the triple right there, man.
Oh! Yeah, it's a lot of action. I don't want for it to.
A lot of boom, boom, boom, boom! And, uh, Warner had no idea. He just stumped me.
Do you know? Do you know what the answer is?
He is literally...
Ah, I feel like... ah, we gotta do something different with the loadout.
Although I have less recoil now.
I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it.
I feel like I need the faster ADS speed.
Faster ADS speed. Maybe a stock.
So give me the mobility.
Like that.
About a muzzle.
A muzzle doesn't give me any ADS.
What about the laser?
A little bit. A little bit.
Let's try that. Let's try that.
The enemy captured the headquarters.
It's still so slow.
Man!
I'm just going to use my AR, like last time.
I might need to adjust my AR so that it's on.
Damn, where is everyone?
They're going to use the line.
Dead.
They're casing the next objective.
Yeah, let's get this done.
That's not good.
Oh my god.
Woo!
There you have it, UAV.
Okay, we're gonna use our air now.
The fast ADS beam. Let's try it out.
I feel like on this map too, it's kind of suiting because everything is super close range.
When you're getting into buildings and stuff.
So let's try it out.
Oh god, okay, hello.
Headquarters online, secure the object. Enemies on...
Enemy UAV overhead.
Run!
Suck facts!
I swapped out my wrong gun.
Okay, we gotta go the long way we gotta go up the stairs like this it's the only way
I'll be sneaky about it what the
told you the 80s speed makes a huge
difference I feel like they're over
here.
Hey, cool.
Thanks.
Next object.
Oh.
You're lollying.
He'll be there.
No.
What?
Oh, whoa.
Ha ha ha.
Oh.
God, dude, I stumble so much
when I'm doing that.
How does it not pick up the weapon?
I'm literally right on top of it too.
Ah, I see him.
Ah, that's a little rascal dude.
Let's go this way.
Woo!
I feel like there's such a delay when I
Right in his mouth
I want to make sure it's reloaded so I can get the next one.
security
respond to say
Oh, I was at the other dude
if you look at the scoreboards I've no longer been at the bottom which is nice
I'm reloading because that was the base earlier
like day one on this game man bottom of the boards
takes a little bit of the prank piece
Get ready, next objective located. Move to secure.
There we go.
Melted dude, I like the AK.
I think it's way better than the M4.
And the fact that it has a silencer makes so much more sense.
I'm going to go to the police station.
I'm going to try to get the objects to be hearing me again.
Ah, we got it. Let's go.
And with the silencer right in this corner here, it's going to be perfect.
Nice.
This is a good game. This is a good game.
oh man hey i got blast kill
let's go
i was gonna pick up so i level up
and level 19 level 19 dude
Taco Bell hey that's not about
at all
alright let's see what you guys are doing
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, so...
I think we figured out that the AR...
I think I'm doing pretty good with the ARs.
my fast reaction time with the AR on this one nice you know I'm saying it's nice
oh we unlocked a new one what does it do what's the difference it just looks
worse than the M4 for whatever reason all stats were down dude yeah the
not surprise our back to the end
they're back
they always gonna come back
you can never uh...
give it away for too long
it can never last too long
domination 3v4
Let's get to it, then.
I'm gonna be the only one here, huh?
Should we wait? Dude, whose microphone is that?
RUH!
You can hear the hurricane in the background.
Objective bravire is compromised. Get it back.
Ahhhh! It took a little too long to react there.
But only because he was far away. There's no way I was gonna land that.
I want the AK back.
Hey, we got revenge though!
Should we go to... A?
Switch up these respawns man.
Dude, my aim assist went to the left of them.
When you get to the slide.
Oh my god. Why is my aim assist not working on them?
Yeah, who's driving a vehicle and playing this game?
Okay, we're gonna need to...
It is what it is.
None of them sound good.
That's what you get a little camper securing objective alpha the enemy holds all objectives
objective
That was close
so close here we're gonna do this I want some ammo
I'll start UAV. Don't reset but I don't see it unless it's that friendly UAV
I know we have one. Shall we go for B?
Let's go for B!
Ah, almost had him too!
It was good, it was good that I damaged him because...
At least...
My teammate was able to clean it up.
Oh, damn.
Oh, you're scary, buddy.
Let's try this gun now for a little bit.
I've never tried this one.
The ADS is not that bad either.
Two objective secure.
WOOOOOO!
Securing Charlie.
Enemy take Alpha.
The enemy took Alpha.
I lost my gun!
I lost my other gun, man.
Oh my god, how does he not dead though?
I thought there was supposed to be a one shot gun.
I hit him in the toes and it didn't work.
Okay, if I had my other gun he was dead.
I just wanted to try that one.
Dude was gonna be straight up dead.
Where is my aim? Where is my aim going? Holy moly. That's probably one of the bad things.
We can throw that dude didn't even look like somebody on the screen. I just saw like bricks moving
And you know we're not that far behind
But the team is a little stinky
Dude, I don't know why I can't see anybody when I aim, it's like the aim system is going
all over the place.
It's crazy.
Let's go here.
Watch out!
Security out.
Watch out!
you
You
See me on that screen. He's cheating. He's trying to cheat it now. That's that's gotta be hacks. There's no way
That's a program right there
There's literally no way I couldn't even see me on my on his screen
What just happened
You got a little cheaters on the enemy team, dude
Let's see if we get to be I feel like it's a bounce. Oh my god, they're gonna go on a right now
Yeah, let's try to take this.
We got a bus going that dude.
Oh God. Oh God, there's another one!
Dude, second on the linker board with nine kills only. Why?
Ten captures! I literally did ten captures.
The most in the entire lobby, dude.
I was running back and forth, man.
man that's crazy okay we got time for one more game guys one more game how's
everyone doing on leaderboards right now not bad not bad I'll be adding these
levels for today and like I said 25 on the card next Saturday I'm gonna add up
all the levels on each day and whoever has the highest amount will take home an Amazon
gift card Saturday.
And then from that point it'll just be every week from that point on.
But it's going to be pretty simple math, simple math, because you don't gain extra XP by
being at a higher level.
It's all the same.
So all I have to do is add up those levels.
So if you were on the leaderboard last week, I'm just gonna have to bring that one back.
Oh my god.
Who do we gotta mute?
Damn.
Yeah, Pidgeon needs more level.
Commands don't work for the levels, um, just an FYI.
Oh, but just regular engagement will get you the XP. Oh
Man my allergies took me out today. I hope you guys have a good weekend. I hope it's gonna be fun
relax and
Whatever you do on a weekend
Oh, I wonder if I got the ak loved up now
23
I'm close. I know I'm close.
I'm like three months away.
It's not too bad.
What the heck is this?
Long loadout.
We gotta use the AR, baby!
I just like the ADS, you know this thing, man.
It's so nice.
It does take a little bit of too many bullets
to kill somebody.
So I don't necessarily like that.
Oh, I was about to kill that dude, uh, dude, what is that?
I don't even think it's going to matter at this point.
We got him, we got him, we got the bus.
Oh, he's in that right corner still.
Dude, he's about to get, oh, I forgot to change up.
Change up my kill streaks.
Oh my God, I thought that was a teammate in front of me.
I swear, man.
There needs to be some better identifiers.
That's crazy.
What?
Wait, he killed me with a pistol?
Oh my god, what is that?
It was like a tweet.
Wait, he killed me with a pistol?
Oh my god, what is that?
It was like a tree-shotter!
Jesus!
I have no idea what- oh, he's in there.
He was in the other corner.
I baited him out though, so we were able to take control.
I'll be in the area.
So totally worth it.
Ah, they got a U80 now.
Oh, he's on the roof.
Woo, that was so close.
They're going around.
Where they spawning?
I see him. Oh, they're all in the mountains. Uh, I'd rather go this way. No, I ran by
right... ran right by somebody, let me see. Uh, wasn't him, but there was another one
on the side of me. Woo! Man, these guys know exactly where every
hardpoint is. Damn. Oh my god, I missed.
If we target at the hard point.
Woo!
Oh, what the? Sweet!
Oh, that was so good.
There's spawn right here.
I can't see I can't see I can't see oh my god there was a two of them oh what am I
trying the the MV7 out again
Oh, I'm trying to do
No, not that one.
Where is it?
This one over here.
Aim down speed is a little, a little dooky.
God damn it.
But I think it's fine.
It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
Because I think I'm going to get much more recoil control and all that stuff.
Yes!
I think I'm melting faster, that's why.
Damn.
You're literally killing...
Oh! I'll say it like...
What did he shoot at?
What literally did he shoot at?
Oh my god