WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:02.060 you 00:30.000 --> 00:32.060 you 01:00.000 --> 01:24.800 I figured, why not? 01:24.800 --> 01:25.800 I'll do it too. 01:25.800 --> 01:28.460 I mean, to be fair, they started in November. 01:28.460 --> 01:29.960 I'm starting in December. 01:29.960 --> 01:31.460 A little biffy, a little biffy. 01:33.960 --> 01:35.960 I don't have Luna with me today. 01:35.960 --> 01:40.960 We'll see if I win any games now that I don't have, you know, the epic baby over here. 01:40.960 --> 01:42.960 My little Santa helper. 01:42.960 --> 01:44.960 I 01:57.300 --> 01:59.300 Delicious 02:00.300 --> 02:02.300 Divine 02:03.300 --> 02:06.140 Hey, oh, this that nostalgia music right here, right? 02:09.140 --> 02:11.140 Nostalgia, bro 02:11.140 --> 02:18.200 I'm cleaning my room after depression for like three days already and my nose is always itchy because I have dust allergy 02:18.200 --> 02:21.000 I know exactly what you're talking about same same 02:21.880 --> 02:24.960 And dust allergies are the worst too dust is like 02:25.960 --> 02:33.520 So fun story. I got a test and I did that little arm test thing where you get all the pollen like outdoor 02:33.760 --> 02:36.480 environment environmental allergy test as they call it and 02:36.480 --> 02:44.120 And turns out I'm not allergic to trees and didn't know that I'm not allergic to trees what I am allergic to is 02:44.680 --> 02:46.600 grass 02:46.600 --> 02:50.500 When the when the grass pollinates or my big one 02:50.500 --> 02:55.280 I had one point or one or two points above grass, which was dust 02:55.920 --> 02:57.920 dust mites specifically 02:58.440 --> 03:02.080 And for whatever reason roaches to American and German roaches, bro 03:03.080 --> 03:04.800 Those were the three things 03:04.800 --> 03:11.800 They they were like we don't want to treat you for a roach allergy because why on earth would you be in a roach infested area, right? 03:13.480 --> 03:15.680 That should be a different problem. It's up. Oh 03:17.200 --> 03:21.640 My god, bro. I so don't scare me like that. Hey, oh 03:22.720 --> 03:24.720 What the freak bro? 03:24.760 --> 03:26.760 What the? 03:28.080 --> 03:30.080 Hell no 03:30.080 --> 03:34.840 I'm gonna sell the goomba at...oh thanks for that heal. 03:34.840 --> 03:36.960 Are they all there? 03:36.960 --> 03:38.960 Nice. 03:38.960 --> 03:42.400 Oh this dude's gonna...okay. 03:42.400 --> 03:49.840 Wait can that actually kill...OHH! 03:49.840 --> 03:55.360 The music...NO WAY! 03:55.360 --> 03:58.560 I feel like plugging in my mic and saying my bad. 03:58.560 --> 04:00.840 i feel like that that was my bad 04:00.840 --> 04:02.580 all man 04:02.580 --> 04:04.040 i don't like my mic 04:04.040 --> 04:05.640 i'll never talk to them 04:05.640 --> 04:07.120 it is what it is 04:07.120 --> 04:10.240 which it was the christmas vibes it's okay 04:10.240 --> 04:12.920 is pistol round it's fine we'll get over it 04:12.920 --> 04:14.760 i'm over it already 04:14.760 --> 04:15.720 i'm over it 04:15.720 --> 04:19.600 i don't care 04:19.600 --> 04:25.800 it's beginning to look a lot like christmas 04:25.800 --> 04:29.300 everywhere you go 04:29.300 --> 04:31.800 I think I'm just gonna do like full save 04:31.800 --> 04:33.800 I think it makes sense 04:33.800 --> 04:35.800 full save bro 04:35.800 --> 04:37.800 oh hell no 04:39.800 --> 04:41.800 I'm trapped 04:43.800 --> 04:45.800 sorry that got me stimulated right there 04:45.800 --> 04:47.800 78 04:47.800 --> 04:49.800 I gotta talk to these people 04:49.800 --> 04:51.800 I gotta talk to these people 04:51.800 --> 05:08.540 I need her for like encouragement encouragement, bro 05:08.540 --> 05:17.460 Where is Luna today at? 05:17.460 --> 05:25.380 I think she's hiding on the couch that's like far away from this room, so. 05:25.380 --> 05:28.100 I don't feel like going to get her. 05:28.100 --> 05:30.300 I finally plugged in the cod mic, yeah. 05:30.300 --> 05:32.340 I feel like I had none of them. 05:32.340 --> 05:35.100 Good efforts by this dude. 05:35.100 --> 05:37.100 Nice try, nice try. 05:37.100 --> 05:42.780 Let's make sure the communication is solid though. 05:42.780 --> 05:45.500 This thing still confuses me to this day. 05:45.500 --> 05:54.060 Output device, that has to be headset, right? 05:54.060 --> 05:55.740 That's gotta be headset. 05:55.740 --> 06:00.460 Input device would be my mic, right? 06:00.460 --> 06:02.100 We're doing it. 06:02.100 --> 06:04.140 It has to be that. 06:04.140 --> 06:07.020 It's just because the last time I did that, where I put the input device as Yeti, 06:07.020 --> 06:09.020 I couldn't hear my teammates, so... 06:09.660 --> 06:13.500 Oh god, oh god, oh god. Okay, I was able to buy at least a gun in the meantime. 06:20.140 --> 06:24.780 I didn't know he could die from Molly. Dude, we learned new things. I didn't know that bro could die from Molly either. 06:26.060 --> 06:28.060 I'm glad I got to witness that, though. 06:28.620 --> 06:30.620 All right, what's this rascal doing? 06:37.020 --> 06:46.820 Is she in a bad mood or she's just sassy? 06:46.820 --> 06:49.700 Okay, first of all, she's 24-7 sassy. 06:49.700 --> 06:54.660 Uh, but I think she's just super tired today, like me. 06:54.660 --> 06:58.140 Maybe she has the same allergies as I do. 06:58.140 --> 06:59.420 I'm not necessarily tired. 06:59.420 --> 07:05.420 I just, when your neck swells up like this, it's annoying. 07:05.420 --> 07:08.740 It comes frivolous. 07:08.740 --> 07:15.540 It makes me not want to move as much, if that makes sense. 07:15.540 --> 07:24.380 They're going to be going B. You know they're going to be going B. What the- I- Bro, because 07:24.380 --> 07:28.460 I saw a raise on the minimap, I thought for sure that was my teammate. 07:28.460 --> 07:34.980 Oh, and the- when the raise cloned- Oh, he almost had her. 07:34.980 --> 07:41.980 Good efforts, good efforts. Not a huge fan of the Lotus map, to be honest. 07:45.980 --> 07:48.980 You got him, bro. I don't even think he has time. Yeah. 07:48.980 --> 07:53.980 Omen, Omen's got the right mind. Very nice. Exquisite. 07:53.980 --> 08:06.760 I had to let him know you gotta let it know when a person is exquisite 08:06.760 --> 08:18.220 God I can't afford my epic weapons that's not a semi-ight I've been trying to practice 08:18.220 --> 08:28.900 smart the Phantom. I like the laser beam accuracy. More than two bullets. Yeah, it's comp. We're 08:28.900 --> 08:36.540 doing that comp. It feels wrong for me to jump into an unrated match. I did practice 08:36.540 --> 08:41.020 a little bit beforehand though. This is not like my first match. But I am warming up for 08:41.020 --> 08:45.660 the for the second stream it's a little biffy you know 08:54.140 --> 09:01.260 oof bro oof bro y'all confusing me i hear my teammates 09:11.020 --> 09:13.080 you 09:41.020 --> 09:43.080 you 10:11.020 --> 10:13.080 you 10:41.020 --> 10:43.080 you 11:11.020 --> 11:13.080 you 11:41.020 --> 12:09.820 Okay, race has got to know that I'm going to be over here. 12:09.820 --> 12:26.260 Nice shots, you saw her bobbing weave, kinda lucky, kinda lucky with it, but it's okay. 12:26.260 --> 12:38.460 Sometimes people are gonna land that, you know, 1% of the time that they go for it. 12:38.460 --> 12:40.460 back match so far though. 2-3! 12:45.460 --> 12:47.460 I believe you. 12:49.460 --> 12:51.460 With the rating match. 12:51.460 --> 12:53.460 No, sadly it's not. It's not. 12:55.460 --> 12:56.460 Unfortunately it's not. 12:56.460 --> 12:58.460 Um, it is Masters though. Just saying. 13:00.460 --> 13:03.460 Alright, I think we can do this. I think it'll be fine. 13:03.460 --> 13:05.460 We're gonna get our ultimate. 13:05.460 --> 13:07.460 We can buy a gun. 13:07.460 --> 13:13.100 could always do this I guess if I wanted to be spicy but I just don't really see 13:13.100 --> 13:19.940 the point look at our full Shabang Shaboom from this one 13:19.940 --> 13:30.020 I'm not really sure where uh so it's gonna be like BC they might go see though I 13:30.020 --> 13:34.020 I don't want to expose myself so I'm going all the way around. 13:52.020 --> 13:58.020 I did it again, bro. I did it again. Oh my god. Why doesn't that strategy work? 14:00.020 --> 14:06.980 Oh, I hate that so much that I can't heal off of that. 14:06.980 --> 14:11.660 Okay, they gotta be over there then. 14:11.660 --> 14:12.660 Both of them. 14:12.660 --> 14:14.420 Damn, bro. 14:14.420 --> 14:17.140 Brimstone knows how to play this game, apparently. 14:17.140 --> 14:21.780 I gotta commit. 14:21.780 --> 14:22.780 I gotta get it halfway. 14:22.780 --> 14:24.260 It gives Raze a chance. 14:24.260 --> 14:29.580 Oh, if Raze would have got the kill, it would have been a maybe, a bit of solid maybe. 14:29.580 --> 14:31.580 I had to commit to get it halfway. 14:31.580 --> 14:36.580 Damn! 14:36.580 --> 14:40.580 It was all because I messed up with the old thing again, dude. I hate that strategy. 14:40.580 --> 14:43.580 I hate that my strategy doesn't work. 14:43.580 --> 14:46.580 That you can't heal with the, uh, with the ultimate. 14:46.580 --> 14:48.580 Only if you get a kill with the ultimate. 14:48.580 --> 14:49.580 So annoying. 14:49.580 --> 14:51.580 I didn't feel like the need I was... 14:51.580 --> 14:53.580 Well, at least I saved some cash. 14:53.580 --> 14:55.580 So I don't have to do it next time, right? 14:55.580 --> 14:57.580 Alright. 14:57.580 --> 14:58.580 There it is then. 15:27.580 --> 15:29.640 you 15:57.580 --> 15:59.640 you 16:27.580 --> 16:29.640 you 16:57.580 --> 16:59.640 you 17:27.580 --> 17:29.640 you 17:57.580 --> 18:04.580 I'll do this. 18:04.580 --> 18:10.420 Okay, okay. 18:10.420 --> 18:17.420 What about Gekko? 18:17.420 --> 18:22.420 Okay, okay. 18:22.420 --> 18:29.420 I'm gonna wait for the team. We have the numbers so... 18:29.420 --> 18:34.420 Damn bro. 18:34.420 --> 18:40.420 What am I shooting? 18:40.420 --> 18:47.420 I didn't know the corner was like located geographically in that specific area. 18:47.420 --> 18:49.420 Nice. 18:53.420 --> 18:55.420 Oh thank god. We really needed that round. 18:55.420 --> 18:57.420 Dude. 18:58.420 --> 19:00.420 Really needed that one. 19:01.420 --> 19:03.420 Because now it's only a three round difference. 19:03.420 --> 19:05.420 Look at us. 19:09.420 --> 19:11.420 Look at us. 19:11.420 --> 19:13.420 I wonder if anybody's going to be able to buy on me. 19:14.420 --> 19:16.420 Oh, thank god. 19:16.420 --> 19:17.420 Thank you Sage. 19:17.420 --> 19:26.540 I don't know why I've been fumbling my positioning of my shots recently, but we'll pick it up. 19:26.540 --> 19:28.540 We'll pick it up. 19:28.540 --> 19:29.540 Not to worry. 19:29.540 --> 19:30.540 Not to worry. 19:30.540 --> 19:35.460 I feel like trying the same aggressive strategy over here. 19:35.460 --> 19:41.740 It doesn't work like 80% of the time, but never mind. 19:41.740 --> 19:45.140 We're running. 19:45.140 --> 19:48.260 Yeah, I need assistance 19:54.900 --> 19:59.740 Yeah, let's go all the way around that was a super rush B 20:09.500 --> 20:11.500 Okay, oh 20:15.140 --> 20:18.140 It's horrible, well should have been shooting at Sage too 20:27.640 --> 20:29.140 MAMASITA! 20:29.140 --> 20:30.140 What's Sage up to? 20:42.140 --> 20:43.140 Damn 20:43.140 --> 20:48.140 We lost! We lost the race. 20:48.140 --> 20:51.140 Making this game that much harder. 20:51.140 --> 20:55.140 I mean, I don't blame him. It's Lotus. Lotus is very low-key, like... 20:55.140 --> 20:58.140 Not good. Not a good map. 20:58.140 --> 21:01.140 Not that fun, I'll be perfectly honest. 21:01.140 --> 21:05.140 I am having fun with the new map, though. Sunset. 21:05.140 --> 21:10.140 Not as bad. Not as bad as I had my first impression on it. 21:10.140 --> 21:15.140 He's taking pictures on his phone while you die, literally. 21:15.140 --> 21:20.140 Here, let's do this, I guess. 21:20.140 --> 21:25.140 It's you and me. 21:25.140 --> 21:30.140 Give me a beep, Oz. 21:30.140 --> 21:31.140 Nice. 21:31.140 --> 21:36.140 This is body safe. 21:36.140 --> 21:37.140 Nice. 21:37.140 --> 21:39.140 Body safe. Nice. 21:40.080 --> 21:41.580 Excellent. 21:41.580 --> 21:43.080 I think. 21:43.080 --> 21:45.080 Okay, we know where Bram usually goes, right? 21:49.220 --> 21:51.220 You need that right side. 21:51.220 --> 21:53.220 Clear it up. 21:57.740 --> 22:00.280 Bro's sensitivity is crazy, dude. 22:01.320 --> 22:04.420 Holy, he literally looked at this way. 22:04.420 --> 22:10.100 Oh my god. 22:10.100 --> 22:11.780 He looked my way way too fast. 22:11.780 --> 22:13.820 Let's just put it that way. 22:13.820 --> 22:19.300 Brosnan Civvie was insane there. 22:19.300 --> 22:21.300 I think long term wise that's not really good. 22:21.300 --> 22:23.980 I'll be honest. 22:23.980 --> 22:32.140 Who knows? 22:32.140 --> 22:38.900 on the uh on our attacking side we'll be doing the same thing we'll win like six 22:38.900 --> 22:44.980 rounds in a row easy right give it to give it to get 22:44.980 --> 22:52.260 come take this you're open we've been guessing wrong too we won the rounds 22:52.260 --> 22:56.820 every time they went to B or A we've been losing every round when they go to B or 22:56.820 --> 23:02.660 seat like that sort of pathing I've noticed so I feel like if I can protect 23:02.660 --> 23:09.140 a alone and my teammates can stack maybe be your seat we'll have a chance 23:09.140 --> 23:14.940 nice this might be a so I think we'll get this round 23:14.940 --> 23:16.940 They really got one! 23:16.940 --> 23:18.940 They really got one! 23:18.940 --> 23:20.940 Okay. 23:22.940 --> 23:23.940 Disgusting. 23:23.940 --> 23:24.940 70. 23:24.940 --> 23:25.940 70 Rays. 23:25.940 --> 23:27.940 70! 23:31.940 --> 23:33.940 I shoulda just went Pew Pew 23:33.940 --> 23:35.940 instead of spraying. 23:40.940 --> 23:41.940 Woo! 23:41.940 --> 23:42.940 11. 23:42.940 --> 23:44.940 They were trying to show you. 23:49.940 --> 23:51.940 Dude, Razer the jump is... 23:51.940 --> 23:53.940 Razer is jumping! 23:59.940 --> 24:03.940 Okay, okay, this is the true testament right here. 24:03.940 --> 24:05.940 The true testament. 24:05.940 --> 24:07.940 I mean, it is a 4v5. 24:09.940 --> 24:11.940 But I think we'll be able to pull it off still. 24:12.940 --> 24:18.940 You also play with high sense? 24:18.940 --> 24:25.860 I feel like, I guess if you used to it, I used to play with high sense, and then it was like, 24:25.860 --> 24:29.620 I mean I don't know if you consider this high sense. 24:29.620 --> 24:33.580 This is like my 360, this is how long it takes to go 360. 24:33.580 --> 24:36.220 This is my sense. 24:36.220 --> 24:41.540 I feel like though, like Raze has gotta be a little faster than this, like even if it's 24:41.540 --> 24:51.380 slightly it's it's really how did i get me bro i'm behind the wall damn he got 24:51.380 --> 24:53.540 baited 24:53.540 --> 24:56.180 well got baited 24:58.500 --> 25:02.740 oh hell no oh hell no bro 25:03.620 --> 25:07.140 get that get that raise 25:11.540 --> 25:12.540 Woohoo! 25:16.380 --> 25:17.740 I'll take the 25 health. 25:19.640 --> 25:22.340 Niiiice! Like I said, I think we're gonna be able to get this. 25:23.240 --> 25:24.740 Packing side might be our thing. 25:26.640 --> 25:28.340 And we got a sheriff, let's go. 25:30.940 --> 25:32.340 I kinda want the specter though. 25:38.340 --> 25:41.140 Your sense is like a 3 or something, and the mouse DPS is also high. 25:41.540 --> 25:46.540 I usually use, I mean, I don't think I could change the DPS on this one, but I'm sure it's 25:46.540 --> 25:47.540 standard, like 800. 25:47.540 --> 25:54.740 I feel like the standard is usually 800 or 1000. 25:54.740 --> 25:56.860 And then I think I play as 0.3. 25:56.860 --> 25:58.860 I haven't checked in the longest time. 25:58.860 --> 25:59.860 0.35. 25:59.860 --> 26:20.140 You know what, why don't I go through here, bro? 26:20.140 --> 26:26.500 Eyy, oh, Raze, man! 26:26.500 --> 26:28.940 Why is Raze doing me like this? 26:28.940 --> 26:35.140 Bro just got double KD out of nowhere when he was, I saw that dude, he was like bottom 26:35.140 --> 26:38.580 of that leaderboard in the first six rounds. 26:38.580 --> 26:42.660 All of a sudden, Bro's like amped up. 26:42.660 --> 26:48.780 Damn, he's back up. 26:48.780 --> 26:57.520 Tough because of the raise. 26:57.520 --> 26:59.960 The raise is amped up right now. 27:01.960 --> 27:02.800 Nah, that's fakey. 27:04.440 --> 27:07.240 Told you, raise is amped up right now, bro. 27:08.520 --> 27:09.760 It's gonna be tough for us. 27:16.560 --> 27:17.840 Ah, that was a tough spot. 27:20.200 --> 27:21.760 I mean, we're still playing a 4v5. 27:22.960 --> 27:24.880 It can't be too hard on ourselves. 27:24.880 --> 27:27.360 Not only are we playing a 4v5, but it's also on Lotus. 27:27.520 --> 27:36.600 I think we could do C or B. I think we got to do what they do. 27:36.600 --> 27:38.200 A is very finicky. 27:38.200 --> 27:46.280 We could either rush B, take them out, or we could get C, just easier spots to hold. 27:46.280 --> 27:50.880 It's harder to clear through A. All you need is like one person on A and it's easy to rotate 27:50.880 --> 27:57.880 over there and stop any set up from happening. 27:57.880 --> 28:00.880 Ooh, I guess I could ultimate. 28:13.880 --> 28:16.880 Okay, so we got, we're over here for sure. 28:20.880 --> 28:22.880 I 28:32.720 --> 28:38.600 Damn bro, we had to hit him with a flick on that one. Oh, holy Jesus 28:42.760 --> 28:47.360 We had to lay them out man rain old is insane dude 28:47.360 --> 28:51.580 It's all reina old at the end of the day 28:52.800 --> 28:56.200 It's just like so stupid reina's kid is so stupid 28:56.960 --> 29:00.540 It it's primes you up like I sort of got 29:01.160 --> 29:03.720 There's never a moment where it doesn't make sense to have reina 29:07.760 --> 29:09.760 Do it 29:17.360 --> 29:20.360 Oh, sheen. 29:20.360 --> 29:22.360 Nice. 29:22.360 --> 29:25.360 You're smoking, you're smoking. 29:25.360 --> 29:27.360 Ugh. 29:27.360 --> 29:29.360 Ugh. 29:29.360 --> 29:31.360 Ugh. 29:31.360 --> 29:33.360 Watch out your flank, man. 29:35.360 --> 29:37.360 We got a little too clustered there. 29:37.360 --> 29:39.360 There was a lot of clustering going on. 29:39.360 --> 29:50.000 Avon Zulob, I feel like the closer I can get to my ultimate every time. 29:50.000 --> 29:53.200 I wouldn't go A again, like I said, A is spicy. 29:53.200 --> 29:57.800 I could try to push through B. Kind of makes sense for there to be at least 29:57.800 --> 29:59.800 That one on B 30:27.800 --> 30:44.400 I just want to see where they're going to rotate from. 30:44.400 --> 30:47.520 Oh, he knew, bro! 30:47.520 --> 30:48.520 I figured. 30:48.520 --> 31:05.120 I can't tell if Omen was actually able to see over here. 31:05.120 --> 31:07.440 So I wanted to have it covered. 31:07.440 --> 31:10.920 This is a horrible spot for me. 31:10.920 --> 31:11.920 Let's not. 31:11.920 --> 31:14.440 Okay, we know where he is. 31:14.440 --> 31:17.320 This should be our round. 31:17.320 --> 31:19.320 This should be our round. 31:31.800 --> 31:33.000 Hey, now we have our ultimate. 31:33.000 --> 31:37.120 So maybe another round, and then we're only going to be like three rounds down. 31:37.120 --> 31:39.000 That's the math right there. 31:39.000 --> 31:42.640 That is the math that we've been waiting for. 31:42.640 --> 31:46.400 I know Reyes was waiting for me, dude. 31:46.400 --> 31:53.200 and Gecko. I knew that the Gecko was there, because he shot up the alien thing. And I was 31:53.200 --> 31:56.040 like, I don't think that did rotate it for some reason, because he knew that I was going 31:56.040 --> 32:05.360 to be around that area, so... Bro's just casually waiting. Mischievous. Bro's acting 32:05.360 --> 32:12.360 arms chevious 32:13.920 --> 32:15.520 go go go 32:15.520 --> 32:19.740 pushing baby we push in month 32:19.740 --> 32:23.080 plant this bike 32:23.080 --> 32:25.920 all i have this bike damn it 32:25.920 --> 32:30.120 didn't know that 32:30.120 --> 32:30.740 EEEEEEEE! 32:31.240 --> 32:31.740 2 ults! 32:37.740 --> 32:39.740 Oh thank god that reset my ultimate. 32:44.900 --> 32:45.840 What are they bro? 32:54.260 --> 32:55.760 I can't see because my monitor. 33:00.120 --> 33:15.120 I don't know if you guys could see, but my monitor had a blank screen. 33:15.120 --> 33:19.440 And what happened was, I had to, it keeps doing this setting for me and saying, do you 33:19.440 --> 33:20.940 want to optimize your screen? 33:20.940 --> 33:24.120 Start now, it'll take several minutes of it going on and off. 33:24.120 --> 33:25.120 No. 33:25.120 --> 33:27.240 Jesus Christ. 33:27.240 --> 33:28.240 No Samsung, no. 33:28.240 --> 33:29.880 I don't want that. 33:29.880 --> 33:33.960 And I still managed to clutch up. 33:33.960 --> 33:35.960 Even with the sabotage going on. 33:35.960 --> 33:38.960 Oh shoot. 33:38.960 --> 33:44.800 That's close. 33:44.800 --> 33:46.400 Like I said, three round difference. 33:46.400 --> 33:47.400 It's the math that we needed. 33:47.400 --> 34:06.680 I'm going to help them push this time. 34:06.680 --> 34:13.440 I just want to get as close to my ultimate fast as possible, is what I'm trying to say. 34:13.440 --> 34:20.440 nice 34:21.960 --> 34:25.040 super pathetic 34:25.040 --> 34:29.440 ooh brimmy brimmy brimmy brimmy 34:29.440 --> 34:33.240 okay I think we did enough for the team to be like set up properly here 34:33.240 --> 34:38.200 in a 3v3 situation 34:38.200 --> 34:42.120 their big gun arrays is not in the 34:42.120 --> 34:49.120 equation over here so I think they're gonna be fine 35:06.800 --> 35:09.680 that might have been enough time though 35:09.680 --> 35:13.180 That might have been enough time. 35:13.180 --> 35:16.180 Oh, dude, it was right there! 35:16.180 --> 35:19.680 No, it was literally right there. 35:19.680 --> 35:24.180 Ayo, none of these people are getting their gun skill, man. 35:24.180 --> 35:24.680 Here we go. 35:24.680 --> 35:28.180 One kill to get my ultimate again. 35:28.180 --> 35:30.680 Damn. 35:30.680 --> 35:33.180 Ayo, they gotta amp up the gun skill. 35:33.180 --> 35:35.180 What the heck? 35:35.180 --> 35:38.680 That's not how we do it. 35:38.680 --> 35:42.680 Yeah, it's a new monitor. I got this like, uh, ultra wide monitor. 35:48.680 --> 35:51.680 And I'd be able to pick up that orb, just so I can gank to my ult. 35:52.680 --> 35:55.680 Ah, brother. Let's go away from that. 35:57.680 --> 35:59.680 I mean, we could bait him. If they get ganked. 36:08.680 --> 36:10.740 you 36:38.680 --> 36:40.740 you 37:08.680 --> 37:10.740 you 37:38.680 --> 37:40.740 you 38:08.680 --> 38:10.740 you 38:38.680 --> 38:40.740 you 39:08.680 --> 39:10.740 you 39:38.680 --> 39:40.740 you 40:08.680 --> 40:10.740 you 40:38.680 --> 40:40.740 you 41:08.680 --> 41:10.740 you 41:38.680 --> 41:40.740 you 42:08.680 --> 42:10.740 you 42:38.680 --> 42:40.740 you 43:08.680 --> 43:10.740 you 43:38.680 --> 43:40.740 you 44:08.680 --> 44:10.740 you 44:38.680 --> 45:04.680 of 45:04.680 --> 45:14.060 How is Brimstone able to kill everybody? 45:14.060 --> 45:19.520 Because I see him eating those shots. 45:19.520 --> 45:22.960 I see him eating at least 3-4 bullets. 45:22.960 --> 45:27.040 Alright, he's gotta be weak. 45:27.040 --> 45:32.600 They have Skye, so maybe not. 45:32.600 --> 45:34.960 Sky the type to fill up her field pool though. 45:36.840 --> 45:37.840 Sky that type. 45:42.160 --> 45:44.640 I wonder if they will ever add a ban system like in League. 45:45.480 --> 45:48.160 Once there will be around 30-40 champions in battle I think so. 45:48.880 --> 45:49.880 30-40? 45:51.960 --> 45:53.720 Yeah, that sounds about right. 45:54.320 --> 45:56.080 I was just thinking about that the other day too. 45:56.920 --> 45:59.600 I was like, it doesn't really make sense to ban right now. 45:59.600 --> 46:01.600 I know that that feels like there's a lot right now but... 46:01.600 --> 46:12.440 I still don't think that there's enough for there to be like a band system. I think 46:12.440 --> 46:16.760 what they could do right now if they did want to implement it is do one band. I 46:16.760 --> 46:22.320 think you could ban one agent right now on each side. Like let's say there's 46:22.320 --> 46:26.240 somebody that's like super OP or that you take away their advantage right. I 46:26.240 --> 46:30.640 think it'll make sense to do right now. Like Brimstone is a great agent to ban 46:30.640 --> 46:37.440 from this map. Brimstone or Omen. You take away somebody's advantage, smokes. And you 46:37.440 --> 46:42.720 have the chance of getting them off their main too. Because I know that they can go 46:42.720 --> 46:45.640 on Omen, but some people can't play Brim to Omen. 46:52.640 --> 46:53.640 Goddamn! 47:00.640 --> 47:10.120 Where is everybody? 47:10.120 --> 47:13.840 Hoping nobody planks us. 47:13.840 --> 47:17.160 Damn son! 47:17.160 --> 47:29.800 That was gonna be a hard clutch. 47:29.800 --> 47:31.800 That would have been one of them ace clutches. 47:31.800 --> 47:33.800 That would have been hard. 47:33.800 --> 47:35.800 I want to go beat this one. 47:37.800 --> 47:39.800 Oof! 47:39.800 --> 47:43.800 Saving rounds! Saving, saving, saving! 47:47.800 --> 47:51.800 This might be an A push. They keep going back and forth. 47:51.800 --> 47:53.800 They flip flop between the sites. 47:53.800 --> 47:59.640 to be fair I thought I thought the scoreboard was gonna be so much worse but 47:59.640 --> 48:04.600 you know what two three is not that bad 48:09.040 --> 48:18.600 so far I'll do yeah this is gonna be a beat push a push me maybe not I don't 48:18.600 --> 48:22.240 know what they're doing 48:23.800 --> 48:30.800 I need somebody. 48:30.800 --> 48:37.120 Got like two right? 48:37.120 --> 48:38.120 They're done. 48:38.120 --> 48:45.120 Tell them I'll be. 48:45.120 --> 48:51.120 They're gonna commit! 48:51.120 --> 48:52.120 They're gonna commit. 48:54.120 --> 48:55.120 These cars... 48:58.120 --> 48:59.120 Oh, sheesh! 49:05.120 --> 49:07.120 Nah, not today. 49:08.120 --> 49:10.120 Not today, sunny boy! 49:21.120 --> 49:28.120 the red sky Jesus said let there be a red sky 49:34.120 --> 49:37.120 I know it's really cool huh I have it 49:37.120 --> 49:41.120 I didn't get the new one a woman around 49:41.120 --> 49:45.120 I stopped playing Valorant for like a long time so I wasn't 49:45.120 --> 49:49.120 able to buy the their second season of it so I have this one 49:51.120 --> 49:55.120 I think this is going to be an A push. Oh for sure. 50:04.120 --> 50:07.120 Oh I was going to get a KO and then freaking get a quad right there. Absolutely. 50:13.120 --> 50:17.120 Do I have time to peek? You know what? Let's go do that right now. 51:21.120 --> 51:23.180 you 51:51.120 --> 51:53.180 you 52:21.120 --> 52:23.180 you 52:51.120 --> 52:53.180 you 53:21.120 --> 53:23.180 you 53:51.120 --> 53:53.180 you 54:21.120 --> 54:23.180 you 54:51.120 --> 54:53.180 you 55:21.120 --> 55:23.180 you 55:51.120 --> 55:53.180 you 56:21.120 --> 56:23.180 you 56:51.120 --> 57:04.800 I thought my teammate was behind me. 57:04.800 --> 57:05.800 Yo! 57:05.800 --> 57:07.800 I thought my teammate was behind me, bro. 57:07.800 --> 57:13.400 I didn't realize bro died. 57:13.400 --> 57:15.800 Map awareness minus one. 57:15.800 --> 57:18.800 Oof! 57:18.800 --> 57:25.940 in his last half-time round with zero weapons. I guess we have the Dinkleberry 57:25.940 --> 57:32.120 over here. Dinkleberry for the win, let's go. 57:35.280 --> 57:41.720 Mmm, like I said they flip-flop every single time, so this is gonna be A. 57:41.720 --> 57:46.520 I'm going to hang out over here though. 57:46.520 --> 57:50.640 Since I don't have a weapon. 57:50.640 --> 57:53.640 Whoa! 57:53.640 --> 58:02.160 Nice! 58:02.160 --> 58:07.160 They're over here. 58:07.160 --> 58:25.960 I'ma let Phoenix die, and I'm gonna take his gun. 58:25.960 --> 58:27.960 If I had more than Dinkleberry. 58:27.960 --> 58:32.960 Where'd he go? 58:32.960 --> 58:44.560 Oh, he's over there. 58:44.560 --> 58:45.560 I heard him too. 58:45.560 --> 58:46.960 I just left a shirt. 58:46.960 --> 58:48.320 Jeez! 58:48.320 --> 58:55.600 I mean, it was either get the kill on Brimstone and then try to clutch it up or not do that. 58:55.600 --> 58:58.800 Those were my options. 58:58.800 --> 58:59.800 Those were the options. 58:59.800 --> 59:03.600 But hey, going into it 5-7. 59:03.600 --> 59:04.600 It's a battle. 59:04.600 --> 59:05.600 It's a battle in back and forth. 59:05.600 --> 59:08.920 Hopefully we're good on the attacking side. 59:08.920 --> 59:13.320 Hopefully the attacking side will treat us nicely. 59:13.320 --> 59:16.040 Always the brim. 59:16.040 --> 59:25.040 Always the brim, man. 59:25.040 --> 59:40.040 Not bad though, not bad. 59:40.040 --> 59:43.960 I mean our chamber is a little, uh, interesting. 59:43.960 --> 59:45.960 Is the word for it. 59:45.960 --> 59:56.960 I'm gonna try and lay some covered out. 59:56.960 --> 01:00:00.760 Nobody's gonna be flanking, right? 01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:01.760 Noice. 01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:08.640 Yeah, they might jump right. 01:00:08.640 --> 01:00:10.640 Ayo. 01:00:10.640 --> 01:00:15.240 Ayo, she got so lucky with that. 01:00:15.240 --> 01:00:18.040 Oh my god, the run and shoot. 01:00:18.680 --> 01:00:21.160 The run and shoot, she got so lucky with that. 01:00:21.880 --> 01:00:24.200 Holy smokes, when a player gets lucky. 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:27.240 Oh my god, she landed that 1% shot. 01:00:28.600 --> 01:00:29.400 Oh my god. 01:00:31.160 --> 01:00:33.080 I just banked on the fact that she wouldn't land that. 01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:35.560 She's... 01:00:38.040 --> 01:00:38.840 Uh... 01:00:40.120 --> 01:00:41.080 I guess we could do this. 01:00:41.720 --> 01:00:43.080 Oh, that was so nasty. 01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:44.120 It was so nasty. 01:00:44.120 --> 01:00:46.600 I shouldn't have challenged it, but... so nasty. 01:00:50.840 --> 01:00:52.680 I hate running guy because I can never pull it off. 01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:55.960 It's... you're constantly gambling. It's the best way to put it. 01:00:56.960 --> 01:00:58.800 It's a constant gamble of just... 01:01:00.160 --> 01:01:02.640 I mean, in all fairness, a lack of consistency. 01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:07.920 I'll choose consistency over the gambling part. 01:01:09.080 --> 01:01:10.040 I guess you can push in. 01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:12.840 If you don't block me, of course. Jesus, Phoenix. 01:01:13.480 --> 01:01:15.480 Chill 01:01:20.520 --> 01:01:23.260 Oh my god, oh my god, bro 01:01:28.400 --> 01:01:30.400 Oh 01:01:31.200 --> 01:01:33.200 My god, bro 01:01:33.240 --> 01:01:35.240 Our chamber is something else 01:01:36.320 --> 01:01:39.160 Our chamber is something else, bro 01:01:39.160 --> 01:01:50.520 Yikes! Big yikers. I think we're still fine. Okay, where do we go? We went A and then no, 01:01:50.520 --> 01:01:56.080 we went B in the mid. I think they would anticipate a A push here, so it would make sense to go B. 01:01:56.080 --> 01:02:01.720 I don't think they're gonna anticipate a B push. We're on track for a pattern of just doing every 01:02:01.720 --> 01:02:07.400 site that we've not tested yet, so we want to break that pattern. We want to go B. 01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:11.980 I should go through it mid, but let me see if I can help them out here 01:02:19.060 --> 01:02:22.120 Damn, I thought I was ahead of the flash 01:02:23.480 --> 01:02:25.480 That's kind of weird 01:02:25.800 --> 01:02:28.080 Y'all see that I was ahead of the flash wasn't I? 01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:32.880 That literally shouldn't have been the case 01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:39.040 I shouldn't have been as blinded like I was. 01:02:39.040 --> 01:02:41.680 Let's go right. 01:02:41.680 --> 01:02:47.680 3v2 is a really good situation though. 01:02:47.680 --> 01:02:50.920 Except I mean as long as they could use Chambers and E-Shields somehow. 01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:04.940 you 01:03:32.880 --> 01:03:34.940 you 01:04:02.880 --> 01:04:04.940 you 01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:34.940 you 01:05:02.880 --> 01:05:04.940 you 01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:34.880 You 01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:36.880 You 01:05:59.840 --> 01:06:01.840 Nice 01:06:01.840 --> 01:06:16.680 Okay, the problem is, Raina comes over here, I'm so dead. 01:06:16.680 --> 01:06:17.680 So dead, bro. 01:06:17.680 --> 01:06:20.320 I got five into Phoenix, man. 01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:25.240 I mean, the Raina was gonna pick me up, so I did tap my invisibility thing. 01:06:25.240 --> 01:06:30.320 I did tap it because I was gonna try and like, scooch my way away, but I don't think it would 01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:31.320 have mattered. 01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:32.800 Raina let it just like aim down side to me. 01:06:32.800 --> 01:06:37.160 If I would have killed Phoenix and then got my invisibility pulled off, then I could have 01:06:37.160 --> 01:06:43.560 went behind the building and maybe got lucky enough to draw my weapon fast to land a headshot 01:06:43.560 --> 01:06:45.560 on Raina. 01:06:45.560 --> 01:06:49.080 But sadly though, we got four of them there dude. 01:06:49.080 --> 01:06:50.080 No, three of them. 01:06:50.080 --> 01:06:51.560 130 on Phoenix. 01:06:51.560 --> 01:06:52.560 Jesus. 01:06:52.560 --> 01:06:53.560 Jesus Christ. 01:06:53.560 --> 01:06:59.800 Remember you put some trips on our front. 01:06:59.800 --> 01:07:02.680 I still think B is worth it. 01:07:05.120 --> 01:07:06.840 We just gotta get set up. 01:07:06.840 --> 01:07:08.600 And we can always wait out the rim smokes. 01:07:08.600 --> 01:07:09.760 Bro's limited in that. 01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:12.840 Bro has finite smokes. 01:07:12.840 --> 01:07:14.840 We don't need to push this. 01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:15.680 Here, here, here. 01:07:15.680 --> 01:07:17.400 Oh, I'll grab it, I'll grab it. 01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:20.240 Let's wait on the Omen. 01:07:23.720 --> 01:07:24.560 There we go. 01:07:25.560 --> 01:07:26.920 Ayo, Phoenix! 01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:27.760 Somebody! 01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:32.800 How did I actually, I can't, I can't rely on chamber anymore, man. 01:07:32.800 --> 01:07:37.720 I saw chamber look to the left and I was like, okay, it's gotta be cleared, right? 01:07:37.720 --> 01:07:45.120 What is teamwork if not trusting your teammate clearing out a spot? 01:07:45.120 --> 01:07:47.520 But never turns to chamber, that's five and seven team. 01:07:47.520 --> 01:07:49.520 That's the lesson learned. 01:07:49.520 --> 01:07:53.640 Ooh, good blind shot. 01:07:53.640 --> 01:07:54.640 I have doubts though. 01:07:54.640 --> 01:07:55.640 Nice! 01:07:55.640 --> 01:07:56.640 Woo! 01:07:56.640 --> 01:07:57.640 Thank God. 01:07:57.640 --> 01:08:10.680 I still have my doubt, but I'm glad that he was able to clutch it. 01:08:10.680 --> 01:08:12.880 There's no one to rely on anymore. 01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:13.880 Literally. 01:08:13.880 --> 01:08:15.240 I can't rely on a chamber. 01:08:15.240 --> 01:08:17.120 I can't rely on anybody, man. 01:08:17.120 --> 01:08:18.680 Let's see. 01:08:18.680 --> 01:08:20.600 Nobody has any money. 01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:31.520 So I guess that means we have to do this. 01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:43.880 I do have my ult too, and I'll use it if I can get a weapon. 01:08:43.880 --> 01:08:45.880 I mean, I could always take one of my teammates' weapons, right? 01:08:57.880 --> 01:08:59.880 I don't want to catch him to the Phoenix over here. 01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:15.940 you 01:09:43.880 --> 01:09:45.940 you 01:10:13.880 --> 01:10:15.940 you 01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:45.940 you 01:11:13.880 --> 01:11:15.940 you 01:11:43.880 --> 01:11:45.880 you 01:12:00.440 --> 01:12:07.120 Can we cut out oh man, so it might not be so bad. Oh man, okay, maybe not oh man 01:12:07.120 --> 01:12:14.120 I don't want to waste my blinds yet. 01:12:14.120 --> 01:12:21.120 Get away there. 01:12:21.120 --> 01:12:22.120 That was my only purpose. 01:12:22.120 --> 01:12:34.120 Here, let's go to B. 01:12:34.120 --> 01:12:36.120 He's close 01:12:38.080 --> 01:12:42.960 Brits though, and they got the fire in the smoke Jesus 01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:48.640 Jesus 01:12:54.040 --> 01:12:56.840 Where is he where's K. Oh that dude 01:13:04.120 --> 01:13:16.720 the 117 size rolls my eyes bro 01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:24.720 I'm someone was able to lock down be like full-blown lock down 01:13:24.720 --> 01:13:35.720 All right, let's see three rounds. That's not that bad. I feel like we've come back from way worse. That's for sure. 01:13:35.720 --> 01:13:46.720 I knew, I knew KO was going to be on the flank. And I knew that I'd be able to win my gumball on sky. I just, I need more time though. 01:13:46.720 --> 01:13:49.720 Oh hell no. 01:13:49.720 --> 01:13:55.720 Hey, this might be an easy B push. 01:13:55.720 --> 01:13:57.720 Wait, yeah. 01:13:57.720 --> 01:14:01.720 Take me, take me, take me. 01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:04.720 Oh my god, bro, I lost to the brim. 01:14:04.720 --> 01:14:06.720 I can't. I can't. 01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:09.720 I can't believe I fumbled that so hard. 01:14:09.720 --> 01:14:14.720 Ayo, I can't believe I lost to the brimstone. 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:18.800 My god, I got to rush you with it 01:14:21.960 --> 01:14:23.960 I got way too rushy with it man 01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:33.000 Oh my god when bros only weapon is a dinker 01:14:35.840 --> 01:14:37.840 GG 01:14:40.840 --> 01:14:42.840 Tough match man 01:14:44.720 --> 01:14:49.480 I love how the Selvah just blamed me when they had probably some of the most 01:14:50.640 --> 01:14:54.600 Horrific recon darts I've ever seen in the history of me playing this game 01:14:56.480 --> 01:14:59.680 I've seen maybe one of their worst person in this guy 01:15:00.400 --> 01:15:03.080 With a recon dart only one other person 01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:07.480 But you know what they're quite equal with it. They were quite equal with the recon darts 01:15:09.120 --> 01:15:12.960 Unbelievable oh, do we have time for another one? Not really 01:15:12.960 --> 01:15:17.660 If I'm gonna be honest here, not really. 01:15:17.660 --> 01:15:19.080 You know what we can do really quickly? 01:15:19.080 --> 01:15:20.840 Is maybe a spike rush. 01:15:20.840 --> 01:15:23.840 Or an escalation. 01:15:23.840 --> 01:15:26.800 I haven't done escalation in a while. 01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:29.600 To end things off. 01:15:29.600 --> 01:15:32.320 He needed someone to blame. 01:15:32.320 --> 01:15:33.320 Exactly. 01:15:33.320 --> 01:15:34.320 Exactly. 01:15:34.320 --> 01:15:36.200 See, I'm not blaming solo for the loss. 01:15:36.200 --> 01:15:39.240 I'm just criticizing their gameplay. 01:15:39.240 --> 01:15:41.160 Big difference. 01:15:41.160 --> 01:15:42.160 Big difference. 01:15:42.160 --> 01:15:47.720 anybody it was a good match it was a tough match enemy played well brimstone man kept 01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:53.920 walking me in dude he was playing super patient was going for the headshots landed a ton of 01:15:53.920 --> 01:16:00.920 Dinkers. Let's take a look at this skin one more time. 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:13.920 Oofies. Not really worth the money if I'm being honest. 01:16:23.920 --> 01:16:45.720 The sound is satisfying. Yeah, exactly. It's just not like, I think, worth the money, though. 01:16:45.720 --> 01:16:49.120 Because it's... what you have to take into account is the cost of the R. 01:16:49.120 --> 01:16:53.520 What do they call these, riot points, whatever? 01:16:53.520 --> 01:16:55.800 Valorant points and then riot points, right? 01:16:55.800 --> 01:17:00.280 You have to take into account the riot points, which are expensive too. 01:17:00.280 --> 01:17:01.920 Look at this. 01:17:01.920 --> 01:17:04.880 $20, $30 for 40 riot points. 01:17:04.880 --> 01:17:09.880 And it's going to cost you to load up, fully load it up with one color scheme option. 01:17:09.880 --> 01:17:16.520 It's $30 plus the 20 you've got to drop on the skin, $50. 01:17:16.520 --> 01:17:19.440 It's not worth $50, is what I'm trying to say. 01:17:19.440 --> 01:17:21.320 It is definitely not worth $50. 01:17:21.320 --> 01:17:23.360 $20. 01:17:23.360 --> 01:17:24.960 Take it or leave it. 01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:25.960 I'll give you $20. 01:17:25.960 --> 01:17:35.800 $20. 01:17:35.800 --> 01:17:38.400 Take it or leave it. 01:17:38.400 --> 01:17:40.040 You can have $20. 01:17:40.040 --> 01:17:41.800 But not $50, man. 01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:43.600 To get that all, because that's what I would do anyways, 01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:45.440 because I don't like the default color scheme, 01:17:45.440 --> 01:17:52.040 So I have to level it up all the way to the pink, pink and white option, the diva colors, 01:17:52.040 --> 01:17:54.040 and YORU-TIME! 01:17:54.040 --> 01:17:55.040 WEEE! 01:17:55.040 --> 01:17:57.840 Hey, y'all want to see something crazy? 01:17:57.840 --> 01:17:58.840 Hold up. 01:17:58.840 --> 01:17:59.840 Hold up. 01:17:59.840 --> 01:18:03.400 Do you see him? 01:18:03.400 --> 01:18:09.440 Do you see him in the back? 01:18:09.440 --> 01:18:15.440 Do you see him? Do you see him in the back? 01:18:17.440 --> 01:18:21.640 I hope I'm not uh, look at that. Hey, oh he lurking in the back there, bro 01:18:24.200 --> 01:18:26.200 He lurking there in the back, bro 01:18:27.480 --> 01:18:29.480 Hey, let me see if I can get a 01:18:31.320 --> 01:18:36.880 Bruh, I kind of I don't know why I had this idea of just showing like my plug honestly in 01:18:36.880 --> 01:18:44.040 In the Luna cam since Luna's not gonna be in the cam. I just thought it'd be so funny that I don't know an ominous plug everybody 01:18:44.960 --> 01:18:46.960 What is it gonna do? 01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:55.080 What's gonna happen next oh my god, maybe like an electrical fire is gonna start spontaneously 01:18:56.320 --> 01:18:58.320 Nice 01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:01.520 Can you show your butt plug bro butter dog 01:19:03.360 --> 01:19:05.360 Butter dog 01:19:05.360 --> 01:19:08.800 Hello! Hello! 01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:12.360 What do you come up with these things, man? 01:19:12.360 --> 01:19:16.360 Is that what that looks like? 01:19:16.360 --> 01:19:19.360 That'd be so epic to catch on stream, though. 01:19:19.360 --> 01:19:25.360 parentheses joking. I don't think you're joking. Anomaly, I don't think you're joking at all. 01:19:25.360 --> 01:19:28.360 At all. You could be honest. 01:19:28.360 --> 01:19:31.360 I unfortunately don't own one, sadly. 01:19:31.360 --> 01:19:33.560 If you want to give me one, it's totally fine. 01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:37.360 I'll use it on stream for you guys. 01:19:37.360 --> 01:19:43.360 Alright, I got my little hand warmers, like a true competitive gamer would. 01:19:43.360 --> 01:19:47.360 How do you play, how do you play competitively without hand warmers? 01:19:47.360 --> 01:19:51.360 What, you're really gonna be just playing with cold hands? 01:19:51.360 --> 01:19:52.360 No. 01:19:52.360 --> 01:19:55.360 With hand warmers, you don't even need to warm up. 01:19:55.360 --> 01:19:58.360 I got no prior warm ups in this game, alright? 01:19:58.360 --> 01:20:01.360 Alright, I'm just raw dogging it. 01:20:03.360 --> 01:20:05.360 Woohoo, fire on stream. 01:20:06.360 --> 01:20:10.360 Nah, I think I'll be good. I don't think there's going to be electrical fires or anything. 01:20:11.360 --> 01:20:15.360 Speaking of which though, I have so many plugs. 01:20:15.360 --> 01:20:18.360 Not the kind that Butterdog is talking about. 01:20:18.360 --> 01:20:22.360 But, there's like my desk. There's nothing I can do about it. 01:20:22.360 --> 01:20:25.360 As much as I would love to have it clean. 01:20:25.360 --> 01:20:31.840 Y'all don't see it. I barely I don't even notice it. It's covered behind the desk. You know that's kind of like takes over visually 01:20:33.560 --> 01:20:41.000 You really don't even know that there is like NASA grade wiring happening under this desk 01:20:42.080 --> 01:20:44.080 It's okay 01:20:44.600 --> 01:20:46.600 Nobody needs to know 01:20:46.920 --> 01:20:52.020 It's like impossible to do anything about so we're gonna keep it that way. All right. I need to organize 01:20:52.020 --> 01:20:57.620 other keyboard over there this keyboard over here like I said I didn't warm up 01:20:57.620 --> 01:21:05.940 or anything so this is gonna be super super raw super raw no Vaseline 01:21:05.940 --> 01:21:16.580 necessary in this one do we want to let's go help out our team and let's make 01:21:16.580 --> 01:21:18.580 I'm gonna skate. 01:21:18.580 --> 01:21:20.580 Do a little... 01:21:20.580 --> 01:21:22.580 Anybody? 01:21:22.580 --> 01:21:25.580 Oh, I knew it. Oh, I knew there was gonna be like 50 of them popping up. 01:21:25.580 --> 01:21:27.580 Like, woodwork, bro. 01:21:31.580 --> 01:21:33.580 Can I get this real fast? 01:21:33.580 --> 01:21:35.580 Nah! 01:21:35.580 --> 01:21:37.580 Where'd I go? Oh, shoot. 01:21:39.580 --> 01:21:41.580 Somebody died over here. 01:21:43.580 --> 01:21:45.580 Oh, you know he's just waiting in a corner too. 01:21:46.580 --> 01:21:48.580 Bro, you know he's waning the corner 01:21:50.420 --> 01:21:53.500 Told you I told you bro 01:21:55.580 --> 01:21:57.580 Where these at where these 01:21:59.580 --> 01:22:04.260 That's so close bro, what do you mean the voices the voices are telling you to buy a buff look now 01:22:04.260 --> 01:22:05.860 I 01:22:05.860 --> 01:22:09.620 Mean they might not be wrong though, you know, I don't think they're gonna be wrong 01:22:10.500 --> 01:22:12.500 Sometimes just got listened to the voice 01:22:13.340 --> 01:22:15.340 Are you talking about the music? 01:22:16.580 --> 01:22:21.580 Oh, speaking of which, should I communicate with my team in Valorant? 01:22:21.580 --> 01:22:25.580 I feel like that's an amateur move. 01:22:25.580 --> 01:22:28.580 I think so, Evelyn, I think so. 01:22:28.580 --> 01:22:33.580 You could blame Butterdog for the amazing idea that they had. 01:22:33.580 --> 01:22:36.580 Hey, we'll get a Stinger. 01:22:36.580 --> 01:22:41.580 And let's not do that again. Tell Pora, let's go over here. 01:22:41.580 --> 01:22:45.580 And as long as we aim for the head, we're like totally chilling, right? 01:22:45.580 --> 01:22:49.820 Ow, okay. Damn. Damn, bro. I just want to get myself an orb. 01:22:49.820 --> 01:22:54.140 Dude, I'm like addicted to orbs. I can't. It's an OCD thing. I just... 01:22:54.140 --> 01:22:59.260 I have to... I have to grab it. It's there for the plucking. I have to have it. 01:22:59.260 --> 01:23:02.620 I'm gonna go around. Hey, whoa, whoa. No, we don't. 01:23:02.620 --> 01:23:06.340 Omen has infiltrated the... the unit. 01:23:06.340 --> 01:23:11.180 Let's go, bro. Let's go. Oh, no! 01:23:11.180 --> 01:23:13.180 A good, good shots. 01:23:13.180 --> 01:23:15.180 Good shots by Gekko. 01:23:15.180 --> 01:23:17.180 I wasn't expecting him to not reload. 01:23:17.180 --> 01:23:20.180 A lot of the amateurs in low ranks won't reload. 01:23:20.180 --> 01:23:22.180 Will reload, like when they fire two bullets. 01:23:22.180 --> 01:23:24.180 I was expecting that from this guy. 01:23:27.180 --> 01:23:29.180 Little Pokemon squirting your face. 01:23:29.180 --> 01:23:31.180 Yeah. 01:23:31.180 --> 01:23:33.180 People threw that thing at me like, go get him. 01:23:33.180 --> 01:23:34.180 I choose you. 01:23:34.180 --> 01:23:36.180 Squirtle. 01:23:36.180 --> 01:23:38.180 Start squirting Squirtle. 01:23:38.180 --> 01:23:39.180 Who I want. 01:23:39.180 --> 01:23:42.620 I'm going to do the, I'm going to do the phantom. 01:23:42.620 --> 01:23:43.620 A little blind. 01:23:43.620 --> 01:23:47.000 I feel like I'm going to get my ultimate and I want to have my blind ready. 01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:48.000 Squernel. 01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:49.720 That really sounds right. 01:23:49.720 --> 01:23:59.820 Hey we only need to kill one person. 01:23:59.820 --> 01:24:00.820 Let's get it. 01:24:00.820 --> 01:24:03.520 I know Gekko's still left over here right? 01:24:03.520 --> 01:24:05.620 Somebody to the left over here. 01:24:05.620 --> 01:24:08.020 Um, can we do this? 01:24:09.780 --> 01:24:10.780 Maybe? 01:24:13.420 --> 01:24:14.420 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 01:24:14.660 --> 01:24:15.660 We ain't watchin' our- 01:24:16.260 --> 01:24:17.260 Back up, Spock. 01:24:20.260 --> 01:24:21.260 Oh, God. 01:24:23.100 --> 01:24:24.740 How annoying, bro. 01:24:24.740 --> 01:24:25.740 Let's do this. 01:24:27.260 --> 01:24:28.260 Oh, my God! 01:24:29.140 --> 01:24:30.500 I was waitin' for the raise to... 01:24:31.700 --> 01:24:32.700 Show me a little something, something. 01:24:34.220 --> 01:24:35.220 A little something, bro. 01:24:35.620 --> 01:24:38.820 I used to make a perfect squirrel impression, but I can't anymore 01:24:39.820 --> 01:24:42.600 Why do you doubt yourself like that? Go on. Let me hear it 01:24:43.380 --> 01:24:45.060 boy 01:24:45.060 --> 01:24:47.060 post of 01:24:48.060 --> 01:24:49.980 Sorry, I'm supposed to speak Russian instead 01:24:53.180 --> 01:24:56.580 I'm gonna say post a voicemail in the discord 01:24:57.780 --> 01:24:59.780 So I could hear it 01:24:59.780 --> 01:25:04.260 Well, we don't have any money everyone. So I guess we're gonna have to buy this or buy that 01:25:04.260 --> 01:25:10.460 and most likely lose this game but that's okay 01:25:10.460 --> 01:25:14.660 I want that gun no 01:25:14.660 --> 01:25:27.500 I don't have any what you call it 01:25:27.500 --> 01:25:33.280 I tried I thought maybe they were distracted enough for me to pull it 01:25:33.280 --> 01:25:39.880 Oh, I didn't have any blinds, man. I didn't have any blinds speaking Russian. I'm listening 01:25:41.200 --> 01:25:43.840 I said a couple words in Russian. I said a couple 01:25:46.480 --> 01:25:53.340 Couple of spectacular little words. Wait, did your master's change to the to the ony mass? I don't think so 01:25:53.800 --> 01:25:55.800 Is that what that looked like? I 01:25:57.280 --> 01:25:59.800 Don't think it did wait to the or mass I 01:25:59.800 --> 01:26:05.300 I think his mass changes when you have the Katana equipped. 01:26:05.300 --> 01:26:06.300 No way! 01:26:06.300 --> 01:26:07.300 I literally have never noticed. 01:26:07.300 --> 01:26:09.300 Here, we'll get it again. 01:26:09.300 --> 01:26:10.300 It's fine. 01:26:10.300 --> 01:26:13.800 We'll get it soon enough. 01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:17.500 We are getting completely mollywopped in this one though. 01:26:17.500 --> 01:26:21.400 For our little warm-up match, we are getting completely mollywopped. 01:26:21.400 --> 01:26:22.400 It's not fun. 01:26:22.400 --> 01:26:23.400 Let's get him up. 01:26:23.400 --> 01:26:25.400 What was that, bro? 01:26:25.400 --> 01:26:26.400 Oh. 01:26:26.400 --> 01:26:30.820 Oh, these people. 01:26:30.820 --> 01:26:36.360 These people, bro. 01:26:36.360 --> 01:26:40.600 They're all over the place. 01:26:40.600 --> 01:26:46.680 I say we go like that way. 01:26:46.680 --> 01:26:56.160 And then we do that. 01:26:56.160 --> 01:26:59.000 You got him, let's go! Thanks to me, by the way. Thanks to me. 01:26:59.000 --> 01:27:00.960 It's my epic strategy. 01:27:01.740 --> 01:27:02.780 Plant the spike. 01:27:03.780 --> 01:27:04.980 Plant the spike, bro. 01:27:06.040 --> 01:27:07.000 Gotta be up here, right? 01:27:09.320 --> 01:27:10.200 Gotta be up here. 01:27:13.640 --> 01:27:17.020 Eh, I missed the- I missed the first three shots. God damn it. 01:27:17.020 --> 01:27:18.620 No, not the 11k! 01:27:18.620 --> 01:27:21.340 Uhhh, 11HPKP over here. 01:27:21.340 --> 01:27:23.340 K. Jamie, that could be. 01:27:23.340 --> 01:27:28.940 I like this, I like this, you got it, you got it, hey let's go! 01:27:28.940 --> 01:27:36.460 First game doesn't count, I hope you remember that, oh I will, I live by that rule, the 01:27:36.460 --> 01:27:41.340 first game doesn't count, hey like any sport right, the first one don't matter, bro that's 01:27:41.340 --> 01:27:47.980 why there's like half times, four quarters, what do you call it, sets, name a sport, they 01:27:47.980 --> 01:27:50.660 got a lot of stuff going on man, this game don't count. 01:27:50.660 --> 01:27:55.660 We got to do best of three and then it's gonna count. 01:27:55.660 --> 01:28:01.260 Uh, damn, I've had like zero money. 01:28:01.260 --> 01:28:03.100 I guess we could buy none of that. 01:28:03.100 --> 01:28:04.100 Okay, let's just do this. 01:28:04.100 --> 01:28:07.100 So I want to make sure I have a blind for the next one. 01:28:07.100 --> 01:28:09.100 I keep running the uh... 01:28:09.100 --> 01:28:10.100 Oh! 01:28:10.100 --> 01:28:11.100 No you don't! 01:28:11.100 --> 01:28:13.100 Where's the, where's the fricking gun, bro? 01:28:13.100 --> 01:28:15.100 You took my gun? 01:28:15.100 --> 01:28:18.340 Where's the where's the fucking gun bro you took my gun 01:28:23.140 --> 01:28:30.000 Not cool broski not cool nice that is pretty cool. I think we should 01:28:32.300 --> 01:28:34.620 No communication no voice comes 01:28:35.500 --> 01:28:41.900 Just on the ground though. I'll go up top with these guys until you know close quarters here. Maybe still 01:28:42.420 --> 01:28:44.420 the weapon for a moment 01:28:45.100 --> 01:28:45.600 Get him! 01:28:46.300 --> 01:28:47.100 Oh my god! 01:28:48.100 --> 01:28:50.100 Oh my god, bro, did the thing! 01:28:50.600 --> 01:28:52.100 Raised the thing! 01:28:52.100 --> 01:28:54.100 Oh, and we got our neon that's A-K. 01:28:54.100 --> 01:28:55.100 Oh, never mind. 01:28:55.600 --> 01:28:56.600 Dude! 01:28:57.600 --> 01:28:58.600 It's wild. 01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.100 Oh, neon's probably dead. 01:29:03.100 --> 01:29:04.600 The fact that he almost got that hook! 01:29:09.100 --> 01:29:10.100 Bro's getting napombed. 01:29:11.600 --> 01:29:13.600 Bro's getting napombed over there. 01:29:13.600 --> 01:29:15.600 God damn. 01:29:15.600 --> 01:29:18.600 I live by that rose pool. 01:29:18.600 --> 01:29:19.600 Dang. 01:29:19.600 --> 01:29:22.600 Yeah, that's a good rule to live by. 01:29:22.600 --> 01:29:24.600 First game never counts. 01:29:24.600 --> 01:29:27.600 Which, I mean scientifically speaking, right? 01:29:27.600 --> 01:29:29.600 Totally valid. 01:29:29.600 --> 01:29:32.600 Totally valid. 01:29:32.600 --> 01:29:38.600 Alright, I think we're going to be able to get our ultimate. 01:29:38.600 --> 01:29:40.600 Whoa, that's a pretty cool sticker. 01:29:40.600 --> 01:29:42.600 That's like, slime. 01:29:42.600 --> 01:29:44.600 Ooh, yeah. 01:29:44.600 --> 01:29:46.600 Here, let's, um, let's just go over here. 01:29:46.600 --> 01:29:48.600 I don't know why, but... 01:29:48.600 --> 01:29:50.600 Let's do that. 01:29:50.600 --> 01:29:52.600 Eh, just in case. 01:29:55.600 --> 01:29:57.600 Oh, yeah! 01:29:57.600 --> 01:29:59.600 Get that rush in here. 01:30:10.600 --> 01:30:12.660 you 01:30:40.600 --> 01:30:42.660 you 01:31:10.600 --> 01:31:12.660 you 01:31:40.600 --> 01:31:42.660 you 01:32:10.600 --> 01:32:12.660 you 01:32:40.600 --> 01:32:42.660 you 01:33:10.600 --> 01:33:12.660 you 01:33:40.600 --> 01:33:42.660 you 01:34:10.600 --> 01:34:12.660 you 01:34:40.600 --> 01:34:42.660 you 01:35:10.600 --> 01:35:12.660 you 01:35:40.600 --> 01:35:42.600 You 01:35:59.640 --> 01:36:03.560 Get on my ultimate let's get her ultimate yeah 01:36:06.080 --> 01:36:08.080 Let's go down there. Oh 01:36:08.080 --> 01:36:21.580 Oh, bro. Oh, bro. Oh, mama. No. Oh, bro. Let me have this one be one. 01:36:21.580 --> 01:36:28.680 I tried. I tried landing a lot of these body shots, man. I had one dink right there. 01:36:28.680 --> 01:36:36.880 That would have been good. The one dink. Whoa. We have an omen. Fascinating. 01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:38.880 Oh god, this is the last one. 01:36:38.880 --> 01:36:40.880 Uh... 01:36:40.880 --> 01:36:42.880 I guess we have to do this, and then I can just pick up a weapon, right? 01:36:42.880 --> 01:36:44.880 I have my ultimate too. 01:36:44.880 --> 01:36:46.880 Let's do this, just to be safe. 01:36:46.880 --> 01:36:49.880 Nice, we got two blinds, we got a clone, we got our ultimate. 01:36:49.880 --> 01:36:51.880 I think we're good, I think we're chilling. 01:36:51.880 --> 01:36:53.880 If I can get close enough to a person, 01:36:53.880 --> 01:36:56.880 Spectre or Stinger doesn't really matter. 01:36:56.880 --> 01:37:06.880 I forgot. 01:37:06.880 --> 01:37:16.880 Do that. 01:37:16.880 --> 01:37:17.880 Okay. 01:37:17.880 --> 01:37:18.880 Uh... 01:37:18.880 --> 01:37:19.880 Blink? 01:37:19.880 --> 01:37:26.120 Let's see what's going on here. 01:37:26.120 --> 01:37:28.120 is cleared out. It is cleared out. 01:37:37.400 --> 01:37:39.400 Aye, we got the raise at the ultimate at least. 01:37:40.600 --> 01:37:42.600 That kinda evened it out. 01:37:42.760 --> 01:37:44.760 Because the raise was guaranteed. 01:37:46.040 --> 01:37:48.040 It was guaranteed to take out somebody. 01:37:48.520 --> 01:37:50.520 I would say that was pretty successful. 01:37:53.560 --> 01:37:55.800 Going into this 4-8 wouldn't be the worst. 01:37:56.120 --> 01:37:59.880 It's not the worst, it's not the worst. 01:37:59.880 --> 01:38:03.120 I've been in more dire situations, for sure. 01:38:03.120 --> 01:38:05.120 Switching sides. 01:38:05.120 --> 01:38:10.120 In and out, don't get stalled, bad way to go. 01:38:10.120 --> 01:38:16.120 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 01:38:16.120 --> 01:38:17.120 Turn up. 01:38:17.120 --> 01:38:20.120 That frost nipping at your name. 01:38:20.120 --> 01:38:23.120 Hey, it's one of the classic Christmas songs. 01:38:23.120 --> 01:38:24.120 Damn. 01:38:24.120 --> 01:38:28.920 All right, we're like we're not warmed up yet. We're semi we're getting there. We're getting there 01:38:29.520 --> 01:38:31.640 Maybe I need to spend some time with the hand warmers 01:38:32.600 --> 01:38:36.360 We can make a comeback. I think so too. I think so too. I 01:38:40.200 --> 01:38:42.600 Still didn't check the mask by the way, I don't know why I keep forgetting 01:38:42.920 --> 01:38:46.560 And it might not be a thing. I might just be used to it too. It's just like something 01:38:46.560 --> 01:38:49.000 I thought was the actual mask the whole time 01:38:49.000 --> 01:39:00.080 I mean, I could do this, I guess. 01:39:19.000 --> 01:39:21.060 you 01:39:49.000 --> 01:39:51.060 you 01:40:19.000 --> 01:40:21.060 you 01:40:49.000 --> 01:40:51.060 you 01:41:19.000 --> 01:41:21.060 you 01:41:49.000 --> 01:42:06.080 I want to get in there. 01:42:06.080 --> 01:42:07.080 Was it just the Omen? 01:42:07.080 --> 01:42:08.560 It might have been just the Omen. 01:42:08.560 --> 01:42:11.000 Here, I'm going to go this way. 01:42:11.000 --> 01:42:13.000 It might have been just Omen. 01:42:13.000 --> 01:42:15.000 No, no, it's not. 01:42:15.000 --> 01:42:18.000 Nah, they over here, they over here. 01:42:18.000 --> 01:42:25.000 I'm gonna make it look like my clown's running this way. 01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:29.000 See what happens? 01:42:29.000 --> 01:42:32.000 Nothing happened, okay? 01:42:32.000 --> 01:42:33.000 Damn. 01:42:33.000 --> 01:42:34.000 Oh my god! 01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:35.000 Yo, Sage! 01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:40.000 I'm just saying, I thought, mmm, they could have been looking there, no? 01:42:40.000 --> 01:42:42.000 Why do we have like three teammates? 01:42:42.000 --> 01:42:43.000 We're gonna wait here. 01:42:43.000 --> 01:42:44.000 Let's see what's going on. 01:42:44.000 --> 01:42:46.000 Bro, and they planted B? 01:42:46.000 --> 01:42:48.560 Ayo, this Omen is making moves. 01:42:48.560 --> 01:42:52.700 Omen's got the moves right now. 01:42:52.700 --> 01:42:57.560 He must have saw my clone and just like totally went for me. 01:42:57.560 --> 01:42:58.560 Yikers. 01:42:58.560 --> 01:42:59.560 Yikers. 01:42:59.560 --> 01:43:02.860 Okay, okay, we fumbled that play. 01:43:02.860 --> 01:43:04.000 Omen jumpscare, literally. 01:43:04.000 --> 01:43:06.320 Literally got an Omen jumpscare. 01:43:06.320 --> 01:43:08.320 Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. 01:43:08.320 --> 01:43:10.920 Here, I'm gonna go back to the Phantom. 01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:13.240 I feel better on the Phantom with your... 01:43:13.240 --> 01:43:15.960 Alright, that one they stumbled. 01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:23.220 us bro they didn't even plant on a that was a b plant with a wacky omen over on 01:43:23.220 --> 01:43:26.640 a side for some reason which we felt bait for because we had no business being 01:43:26.640 --> 01:43:34.040 there if they weren't gonna plant the spike on that side that is so here let's 01:43:34.040 --> 01:43:42.080 put this let's say I'm being a watch top here might do another slow play I think 01:43:42.080 --> 01:43:43.280 No one's gonna be in there. 01:43:44.480 --> 01:43:46.560 Oh yeah, he's over here. 01:43:46.560 --> 01:43:47.400 Right? 01:43:57.680 --> 01:43:59.520 Okay, I wanna make sure I actually... 01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:12.720 There's no way they know I can't over here. 01:44:12.720 --> 01:44:16.320 I think I'm good. 01:44:16.320 --> 01:44:19.080 I gotta wait for them. 01:44:19.080 --> 01:44:22.080 Oh, bro, the timing. 01:44:22.080 --> 01:44:27.080 They're gonna rotate. 01:44:27.080 --> 01:44:29.360 Yeah, they're rotating. 01:44:29.360 --> 01:44:32.440 god damn it 01:44:32.440 --> 01:44:37.720 one might be over here so i need to expect them 01:44:37.720 --> 01:44:40.200 and bro 01:44:40.200 --> 01:44:42.160 bike planted 01:44:42.160 --> 01:44:43.520 can this go upstairs 01:44:43.520 --> 01:44:46.680 okay 01:44:46.680 --> 01:44:48.680 you know what i'm gonna go with them and i think we're better numbers because 01:44:48.680 --> 01:44:51.200 at least we trade right 01:44:51.200 --> 01:44:58.200 my plan right now okay there's definitely one there in here i think 01:44:59.360 --> 01:45:06.360 Oh, I almost had him bro, 111! 01:45:06.360 --> 01:45:11.840 Oh no, no, 111 on the Cypher. 01:45:11.840 --> 01:45:13.680 I switched over to raise too fast. 01:45:13.680 --> 01:45:17.320 Oh god damn. 01:45:17.320 --> 01:45:18.320 Those headshots? 01:45:18.320 --> 01:45:19.320 Easy. 01:45:19.320 --> 01:45:20.720 I don't know why, I'm not going for the headshots right now. 01:45:20.720 --> 01:45:23.040 I wasn't, I'm not warmed up! 01:45:23.040 --> 01:45:26.200 I'm not warmed up enough to do the headshots. 01:45:26.200 --> 01:45:27.680 Damn it. 01:45:27.680 --> 01:45:36.400 all right all right it's getting a little dicey four-round lead get a little 01:45:36.400 --> 01:45:41.000 dicey you know let's throw out the teleport and see what happens on B I 01:45:41.000 --> 01:45:42.000 I guess. 01:45:42.000 --> 01:45:43.000 Ooh! 01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:48.000 Got an election on B. Maybe mid. 01:45:48.000 --> 01:45:57.000 Nobody gonna come mid. 01:45:57.000 --> 01:46:01.000 Okay, we gotta go down there then. 01:46:01.000 --> 01:46:02.000 Eugh! 01:46:02.000 --> 01:46:06.000 How come only one bullet landed over there, man? 01:46:06.000 --> 01:46:11.680 I felt like I had some beats in control spray control happening 01:46:23.600 --> 01:46:25.600 I'm not gonna happen 01:46:26.480 --> 01:46:31.920 It's a it's a valiant effort, but I don't think it's gonna happen. I believe in you bro. I appreciate it 01:46:31.920 --> 01:46:35.360 Next round, next round. 01:46:35.360 --> 01:46:39.200 Ooooooh, so lucky. 01:46:39.200 --> 01:46:42.400 Mmmmm, that was horrible. 01:46:42.400 --> 01:46:45.680 The first game, bro. 01:46:45.680 --> 01:46:47.080 Hands are not warm enough. 01:46:47.080 --> 01:46:48.080 Yeah, exactly. 01:46:48.080 --> 01:46:49.080 Exactly. 01:46:49.080 --> 01:46:54.760 That's the excuse I'm going with right now. 01:46:54.760 --> 01:46:56.040 That's the one. 01:46:56.040 --> 01:46:58.280 The hands are not warm enough. 01:46:58.280 --> 01:47:00.360 Here, I might need to do this. 01:47:00.360 --> 01:47:03.000 Let's switch over to the Vandal for a little bit. 01:47:03.000 --> 01:47:07.360 Our beautiful Vandal, look at that. 01:47:11.360 --> 01:47:20.160 All right, we're also playing like super, oh, there's somebody over here. 01:47:20.160 --> 01:47:25.160 I think it's just one person, right? 01:47:25.160 --> 01:47:28.360 Can we try this? 01:47:28.360 --> 01:47:35.760 Okay, they did get manboozled by that. 01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:37.760 Somebody over here. 01:47:37.760 --> 01:47:39.760 Nice. 01:47:39.760 --> 01:47:41.760 Aw. 01:47:41.760 --> 01:47:49.360 You really destroyed it, bro? 01:47:49.360 --> 01:47:51.360 Okay, we gotta move. 01:47:51.360 --> 01:47:57.360 Oh, I don't- probably- why am I not landing the headshots? 01:47:57.360 --> 01:48:03.840 Oh, gotta land these headshots them them two bullets man 01:48:04.560 --> 01:48:07.920 All that means to me is two opportunities that could have been headshots 01:48:09.120 --> 01:48:15.000 Oh, I had this dude. Yo, he dropped me in like look at that three bullets in the span 01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:20.200 I know it was his ultimate that am psychify rate, but Jesus was the time frame 01:48:20.720 --> 01:48:22.720 He's a time frame. No 01:48:22.720 --> 01:48:27.720 Oof, what is this, last round? 01:48:27.720 --> 01:48:31.480 Uh, I guess we have to buy this. 01:48:31.480 --> 01:48:33.720 Good enough, that's all I need. 01:48:33.720 --> 01:48:36.040 That's all I need, and we have our ultimate. 01:48:36.040 --> 01:48:39.280 Whoa, big plays by Neon. 01:48:39.280 --> 01:48:40.280 Big plays. 01:48:40.280 --> 01:48:43.040 Okay, we don't need to push that, right? 01:48:43.040 --> 01:48:44.040 Let's not. 01:48:44.040 --> 01:48:45.040 I think Bro's gonna go B. 01:48:45.040 --> 01:48:50.040 Ooh, yeah, I think they're gonna rotate. 01:48:50.040 --> 01:48:54.120 Let me try and get through mid. 01:48:54.120 --> 01:49:01.120 See what happens. 01:49:01.120 --> 01:49:06.360 They might pull a fakey, which is what I'm really worried about. 01:49:06.360 --> 01:49:10.240 They might have slow played down here and went back here. 01:49:10.240 --> 01:49:12.800 Let me do this. 01:49:12.800 --> 01:49:14.640 I think he's, I think this is a fake. 01:49:14.640 --> 01:49:18.320 I think he's actually on A. I think he put the smoke here. 01:49:18.320 --> 01:49:19.320 He does that. 01:49:19.320 --> 01:49:20.880 Yeah, I think he's on A, bro. 01:49:24.680 --> 01:49:26.040 I think he's on A, bro. 01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:29.040 They gotta be on A, right? 01:49:30.640 --> 01:49:32.080 Dude, where are they? 01:49:32.480 --> 01:49:33.560 Ayo! 01:49:35.640 --> 01:49:36.640 Okay, there they are. 01:49:38.440 --> 01:49:39.520 There they are, there they are. 01:49:49.320 --> 01:49:56.600 Oh my god, bro 52 52 01:50:00.360 --> 01:50:04.320 He's got he's got to commit to the plant. Oh, let's go 01:50:06.160 --> 01:50:09.580 Dude got me out here nervous 01:50:13.360 --> 01:50:14.560 I 01:50:14.560 --> 01:50:17.780 I landed my headshot on Gekko, but not the other dude. 01:50:17.780 --> 01:50:18.780 Damn. 01:50:18.780 --> 01:50:19.780 Okay. 01:50:19.780 --> 01:50:24.560 I still don't have enough money, so that means we still got to buy the Spectre. 01:50:24.560 --> 01:50:28.280 Which is not that bad, I really don't mind it. 01:50:28.280 --> 01:50:34.880 God damn, four bullets total, one to the leg, three to the chest, and then finally a headshot. 01:50:34.880 --> 01:50:35.880 That ends off. 01:50:35.880 --> 01:50:37.380 That's wild. 01:50:37.380 --> 01:50:42.480 I'm pretty sure I started with a headshot, and then the rest just kind of like went downwards. 01:50:42.480 --> 01:50:43.480 Oh god. 01:50:43.480 --> 01:51:00.940 I know it's happening okay good let's do that oh nonsense nonsense bro 01:51:00.940 --> 01:51:02.940 Oh 01:51:09.340 --> 01:51:12.020 You got him though, I mean I was basically bait 01:51:15.620 --> 01:51:20.660 God damn we do bro. I'm never gonna have money in this game wait. They could buy me 01:51:23.140 --> 01:51:25.140 Yeah, I was pretty good bait that round 01:51:25.420 --> 01:51:30.180 They don't understand we lose the round that money's gonna go nowhere anyway. That's the thing 01:51:30.940 --> 01:51:38.540 I'd rather have two blinds than another teleport, in case they don't buy me. 01:51:38.540 --> 01:51:42.260 It's okay, it's okay. 01:51:42.260 --> 01:51:44.620 I really don't blame them. 01:51:44.620 --> 01:51:46.420 Here, let's do the same strategy. 01:51:46.420 --> 01:51:49.620 We're gonna put this over here. 01:51:49.620 --> 01:51:56.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. 01:51:56.620 --> 01:51:59.620 You ain't getting behind us, bro. 01:51:59.620 --> 01:52:09.900 That might just be the element like they did last time. We gotta be careful. I'm not using 01:52:09.900 --> 01:52:15.700 my teleport or just yet. Yeah, why the whole team? 01:52:15.700 --> 01:52:17.700 hold to the close 01:52:19.700 --> 01:52:21.700 spike down egg 01:52:23.700 --> 01:52:25.700 okay okay okay 01:52:27.700 --> 01:52:29.700 oh what the 01:52:29.700 --> 01:52:31.700 bro 01:52:31.700 --> 01:52:33.700 bro not the rays 01:52:33.700 --> 01:52:35.700 not the rays with the flank 01:52:35.700 --> 01:52:37.700 I didn't even expect one of them to be back there for some reason 01:52:39.700 --> 01:52:41.700 oh shoot 01:52:41.700 --> 01:52:43.700 I did not expect somebody to go through mid-blank 01:52:45.700 --> 01:52:48.700 It should have been watched. That's for sure. 01:52:48.700 --> 01:52:50.700 Oh no. 01:52:51.700 --> 01:52:53.700 Okay, okay. 01:52:55.700 --> 01:52:58.700 That Omen is tricky. I don't like that Omen at all. 01:53:02.700 --> 01:53:04.700 Ooh, okay. 01:53:05.700 --> 01:53:08.700 It's all up to KJ to do a 1v2. 01:53:08.700 --> 01:53:11.700 I don't know how I feel about it right now. 01:53:11.700 --> 01:53:14.700 Oh, bro, that's location revealed, right? 01:53:15.700 --> 01:53:17.700 Oh 01:53:17.720 --> 01:53:21.540 What a spot okay one garage and then one up top for sure. Oh 01:53:22.260 --> 01:53:24.260 I guess not bro. This oh, it's tricky 01:53:25.300 --> 01:53:27.300 Open it's tricky man 01:53:27.980 --> 01:53:29.980 Okay, do you know GG? 01:53:31.380 --> 01:53:33.380 I'm not gonna lie my 01:53:35.500 --> 01:53:39.520 Jumping into a game like that no practice no warm-up 01:53:39.520 --> 01:53:46.920 Lord Lord have mercy on me, bro. That was tough lost 20s. I deserved 01:53:48.560 --> 01:53:53.480 26 man whoo I lost 26 on that kind of deserved here 01:53:53.560 --> 01:53:58.860 Let me enter the range real fast. Just like a warm of my muscle memory. I just need to it's weird 01:53:58.860 --> 01:54:02.980 It's like tuning the reaction. It's not so much the 01:54:04.160 --> 01:54:08.080 Like that aim as much as it is like the reaction when somebody pops up on the screen 01:54:08.080 --> 01:54:13.760 I don't know why I'm zigzagging. It's like weird. It was like innate. I shouldn't be zigzagging my aim like that 01:54:14.680 --> 01:54:16.680 so I just need to 01:54:17.480 --> 01:54:21.760 Do a little bit of this so that it doesn't feel so like surprising, you know 01:54:28.120 --> 01:54:32.240 See the difference just after the first two droids like I felt it 01:54:32.240 --> 01:54:37.280 It's like oh, that's like riding a bike, but you need to keep pedaling in order to feel that muscle memory 01:54:38.080 --> 01:54:43.840 And I wasn't able to continuously kettle, if you understand the metaphor so far, when 01:54:43.840 --> 01:54:45.840 I was in the game. 01:54:45.840 --> 01:54:51.840 But you see now it's like, literally the first two droids that I was shooting at, my aim 01:54:51.840 --> 01:55:00.440 was all like, but now it's more like calm, relaxed, aiming for the head. 01:55:00.440 --> 01:55:02.440 That's exactly how I need it. 01:55:02.440 --> 01:55:05.440 Ooh, that was a little choppy. 01:55:10.440 --> 01:55:14.440 Also, my cursor is bigger than I'm used to. 01:55:14.440 --> 01:55:19.440 I don't think I needed that big, but I'll roll with it for now. 01:55:19.440 --> 01:55:25.440 If it was working before then, I think no matter what I change it to, it won't really matter. 01:55:25.440 --> 01:55:30.440 It's just about, like I said, feeling the calmness of not worrying about so much. 01:55:30.440 --> 01:55:35.880 That aim and like I said the innate reaction of when they pop up on the screen and it was like whoa 01:55:37.640 --> 01:55:39.640 Why am I zigzagging my shots? 01:55:46.680 --> 01:55:55.080 Yeah, omen knew some tricks omen knew some tricks bro had joker under his sleeve an ace under there 01:55:55.080 --> 01:56:01.460 I don't know what else he hiding, but he had some tricks hey what happened to the Christmas music no wonder 01:56:02.200 --> 01:56:08.260 That's the real thing to blame right now. No Christmas music. What the what is it bro? Every time on Felice Navidad 01:56:09.400 --> 01:56:12.240 Every single time it pauses out of nowhere for some reason 01:56:13.520 --> 01:56:15.520 strange 01:56:15.840 --> 01:56:20.820 Very strange is trying to say something why you do that I do that 01:56:20.820 --> 01:56:31.980 We're committing to Yoru. 01:56:31.980 --> 01:56:36.260 We are committing to Yoru even though Reina is the best carrying Valorant. 01:56:36.260 --> 01:56:40.220 Yoru is so freaking cool, man. 01:56:40.220 --> 01:56:43.620 He's so freaking cool. 01:56:43.620 --> 01:56:47.780 And he's like goofy with his little tricks that he has, too, between the teleport and 01:56:47.780 --> 01:56:48.780 everything else. 01:56:48.780 --> 01:56:54.780 Watcha play Reina next ring? 01:56:54.780 --> 01:56:55.780 Nah, maybe. 01:56:55.780 --> 01:56:59.780 Check out the mask this game. 01:56:59.780 --> 01:57:02.300 If there's time I will. 01:57:02.300 --> 01:57:03.300 If there's time I will. 01:57:03.300 --> 01:57:07.220 I might very own your room mask. 01:57:07.220 --> 01:57:08.220 Mind you. 01:57:08.220 --> 01:57:09.220 My very own. 01:57:09.220 --> 01:57:10.220 At least not either. 01:57:10.220 --> 01:57:11.220 At least not either. 01:57:11.220 --> 01:57:12.220 At least not either. 01:57:12.220 --> 01:57:13.220 At least not either. 01:57:13.220 --> 01:57:14.220 At least not either. 01:57:14.220 --> 01:57:15.220 At least not either. 01:57:15.220 --> 01:57:16.220 At least not either. 01:57:16.220 --> 01:57:18.220 I 01:57:24.220 --> 01:57:26.220 Work of art 01:57:30.020 --> 01:57:34.140 No doubt bros the coolest in the game um chamber is pretty cool, too 01:57:36.180 --> 01:57:41.560 Jets pretty cool. It was like my top three cool characters talking pure coolness 01:57:42.620 --> 01:57:44.460 Nothing else 01:57:44.460 --> 01:57:47.300 Not the mouse, bro. Is it actually wearable? Yeah 01:57:48.220 --> 01:57:51.620 It is it is not comfortable though on the face because 01:57:52.140 --> 01:57:54.140 It's not meant to be one of those masks 01:57:54.660 --> 01:57:57.580 But when is it ever comfortable traveling through? 01:57:58.460 --> 01:58:00.460 dimension to dimension right 01:58:02.340 --> 01:58:04.340 Never 01:58:04.940 --> 01:58:07.280 Full your restraint today. Yes 01:58:09.140 --> 01:58:11.140 Yes 01:58:14.460 --> 01:58:16.460 I 01:58:30.620 --> 01:58:32.620 All right, let's get it 01:58:33.380 --> 01:58:36.840 Can't go wrong now. We have our Christmas music. We have our spirit back. Let's go 01:58:38.220 --> 01:58:41.040 Let's do a little bit of this and let's get it on 01:58:44.460 --> 01:58:57.700 I won't be able to hear anything, but it's okay. 01:58:57.700 --> 01:59:04.780 We need to anticipate the enemy at all times, and be calm and collected about it. 01:59:04.780 --> 01:59:13.420 I kind of want to, like, infiltrate here. 01:59:13.420 --> 01:59:25.420 them on the side it'll just take longer to rotate. No way the enemy is anticipating this. 01:59:25.420 --> 01:59:41.460 My plan's not working if they're dying. Bro. Y'all could've just stayed alive. Two seconds 01:59:41.460 --> 01:59:44.460 two seconds 01:59:44.460 --> 01:59:48.460 you know there's like one over here too 01:59:48.460 --> 01:59:51.460 in the steps 01:59:51.460 --> 01:59:54.460 I heard him 01:59:54.460 --> 01:59:56.460 oh my god you got me 02:00:11.460 --> 02:00:13.520 you 02:00:41.460 --> 02:00:43.520 you 02:01:11.460 --> 02:01:13.520 you 02:01:41.460 --> 02:01:43.520 you 02:02:11.460 --> 02:02:13.520 you 02:02:41.460 --> 02:02:43.460 I 02:02:59.860 --> 02:03:03.640 Hmm right y'all behind me all right, I'm going in 02:03:11.460 --> 02:03:16.460 My ult's ready. 02:03:16.460 --> 02:03:19.460 I'm going in. 02:03:19.460 --> 02:03:22.460 Got a C. 02:03:22.460 --> 02:03:27.460 Okay. 02:03:27.460 --> 02:03:30.460 Oh! Why was he slow walking there? It's okay. 02:03:30.460 --> 02:03:33.460 It baited him out for my teammate to trade it. 02:03:33.460 --> 02:03:36.460 It's all good, it's all good. 02:03:36.460 --> 02:03:40.460 Nice. Nice. 02:03:40.460 --> 02:03:48.460 I forgot about the mask again! Jesus. I mean, I think I'm seeing it subconsciously. 02:03:48.460 --> 02:03:56.460 It's not like I don't see it when I put it on. I'm just not looking at the details of it being Oni before I do. 02:03:56.460 --> 02:04:14.000 who better to have the katana also other than yoru you know what i mean maybe jet 02:04:14.000 --> 02:04:17.000 Jell-a-cooled, Katana. I saw you. 02:04:28.000 --> 02:04:29.000 Hey, boy! 02:04:44.000 --> 02:04:46.000 I wasn't expecting to flash myself, Jesus. 02:04:48.000 --> 02:04:50.000 Okay, okay. 02:05:00.000 --> 02:05:01.000 Hmm. 02:05:02.000 --> 02:05:04.000 No way he didn't hear that. 02:05:08.000 --> 02:05:11.000 Goodness is, I can keep them over here. 02:05:14.000 --> 02:05:31.560 I'm feeling one of them is going to come through the teleport, come on. 02:05:31.560 --> 02:05:34.120 Come on, at least one of them. 02:05:34.120 --> 02:05:38.320 Please. 02:05:38.320 --> 02:05:39.320 I hear him, I hear him. 02:05:39.320 --> 02:05:40.320 That was him, right? 02:05:40.320 --> 02:05:46.320 Is he not going to go? 02:05:46.320 --> 02:05:52.600 I don't know what I'm doing. 02:05:52.600 --> 02:05:53.600 I don't know what I'm doing. 02:05:53.600 --> 02:05:54.720 The play was misread. 02:06:10.320 --> 02:06:12.380 you 02:06:40.320 --> 02:06:42.380 you 02:07:10.320 --> 02:07:12.380 you 02:07:40.320 --> 02:07:42.380 you 02:08:10.320 --> 02:08:12.380 you 02:08:40.320 --> 02:08:42.380 you 02:09:10.320 --> 02:09:12.380 you 02:09:40.320 --> 02:09:42.380 you 02:10:10.320 --> 02:10:12.380 you 02:10:40.320 --> 02:10:42.380 you 02:11:10.320 --> 02:11:12.380 you 02:11:40.320 --> 02:12:05.600 Yeah, I feel like yours is so easy to flash or something like I said if you're not like 02:12:05.600 --> 02:12:11.560 completely 360 to get away from that blind which is good though because I mean 02:12:11.560 --> 02:12:15.240 it means the enemy has to do the same thing right so and you're the only one 02:12:15.240 --> 02:12:21.200 that can anticipate it since you know you're throwing it out and unless the 02:12:21.200 --> 02:12:24.400 those people are rocking like super high I don't really have that high 02:12:24.400 --> 02:12:28.480 sensitivity to like dodge a flash that quick 02:12:28.480 --> 02:12:34.880 All right, we gotta get some kills. I feel like I need to lower my crosshair man 02:12:35.800 --> 02:12:38.760 It's not it's it's gonna it's a little too bulky for me 02:12:40.120 --> 02:12:44.480 Little too bulky for me. We could do a little less a little less is fine 02:12:45.280 --> 02:12:47.280 There we go a little less 02:12:48.080 --> 02:12:50.080 Just a little bulk 02:12:52.960 --> 02:12:54.960 Put that over there just in case 02:12:58.480 --> 02:13:01.560 I think we can rush this, bro. 02:13:01.560 --> 02:13:03.360 Just go, just go, just go. 02:13:03.360 --> 02:13:06.080 We got Phoenix in there, so. 02:13:06.080 --> 02:13:11.160 And then we'll throw this guy out. 02:13:11.160 --> 02:13:12.160 Okay. 02:13:12.160 --> 02:13:13.160 Nice. 02:13:13.160 --> 02:13:14.160 Nice. 02:13:14.160 --> 02:13:15.160 Good picks. 02:13:15.160 --> 02:13:25.160 I gotta wait, I gotta wait for this, bro. 02:13:25.160 --> 02:13:26.160 Nice. 02:13:26.160 --> 02:13:28.660 There's somebody over here, right? 02:13:28.660 --> 02:13:31.660 Kale's over here. 02:13:31.660 --> 02:13:34.660 Damn. 02:13:38.660 --> 02:13:40.660 Little Christmas gift for him. 02:13:40.660 --> 02:13:42.660 Christmas gift with the confetti. 02:13:42.660 --> 02:13:46.660 Oh my god, a game where we're rich! 02:13:46.660 --> 02:13:48.660 Finally. 02:13:48.660 --> 02:13:50.660 Finally, it's Christmas. 02:13:50.660 --> 02:13:58.960 dude the new agent what's her name I don't know her name but the one with the 02:13:58.960 --> 02:14:06.560 blonde hair AO that ultimate is so cool I like it a lot the new agents ultimates 02:14:06.560 --> 02:14:12.480 are really cool ISO and I forgot her name I like them a lot 02:14:12.480 --> 02:14:25.920 I got your cross, bro. I got your cross. I got your Chrissy cross. I'm grabbing this. 02:14:25.920 --> 02:14:38.080 I love orbs. I love me a good orb. Go fake, you old go. Damn, Kao didn't fall for it, 02:14:38.080 --> 02:14:47.480 So what he's like over here? 02:14:47.480 --> 02:14:50.080 Oh boy. 02:14:50.080 --> 02:14:54.800 Oh boy. 02:14:54.800 --> 02:14:56.360 I said we just rotate. 02:14:56.360 --> 02:15:00.080 Oh, what the- bro! 02:15:08.080 --> 02:15:10.140 you 02:15:38.080 --> 02:15:40.140 you 02:16:08.080 --> 02:16:10.140 you 02:16:38.080 --> 02:16:40.140 you 02:17:08.080 --> 02:17:10.140 you 02:17:38.080 --> 02:17:40.140 you 02:18:08.080 --> 02:18:10.140 you 02:18:38.080 --> 02:18:40.140 you 02:19:08.080 --> 02:19:10.140 you 02:19:38.080 --> 02:19:40.140 you 02:20:08.080 --> 02:20:10.140 you 02:20:38.080 --> 02:21:07.160 Now, the only other thing statistically would mean if I'm not letting my dinkers and the 02:21:07.160 --> 02:21:10.680 The Phantom is proving useful for my crouch body shots. 02:21:10.680 --> 02:21:13.940 That's the only thing that would be worth it, but I don't know man, I find myself more 02:21:13.940 --> 02:21:26.000 in scenarios where at the distance I shot that dude, I should have easily landed a 1-2. 02:21:26.000 --> 02:21:27.000 Noice. 02:21:27.000 --> 02:21:28.000 Ow. 02:21:28.000 --> 02:21:29.000 Healing. 02:21:29.000 --> 02:21:31.000 Healing? 02:21:36.000 --> 02:21:39.000 Broke could have healed me at least. Why he running in like a duelist? 02:21:41.000 --> 02:21:44.000 Let me see if I'm close to my ultimate. 02:21:48.000 --> 02:21:50.000 Goodbye. 02:21:56.000 --> 02:21:58.000 I should get my ultimate with this. 02:21:59.000 --> 02:22:01.000 I 02:22:08.560 --> 02:22:10.560 Know ice 02:22:29.000 --> 02:22:31.000 Oh 02:22:41.600 --> 02:22:43.080 No 02:22:43.080 --> 02:22:45.880 Hey, let's hit it. Let's hit a quick rewind, please 02:22:47.120 --> 02:22:50.620 Let's hit the refresh button, please oh hell no 02:22:52.360 --> 02:22:54.360 No, dude 02:22:54.360 --> 02:22:57.000 Yeah, no, no, no, no, no 02:22:57.720 --> 02:22:59.720 No, no, no, no, no 02:23:00.280 --> 02:23:05.720 Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. I swear, bro 02:23:06.440 --> 02:23:08.920 It's time in the stream hell no I 02:23:11.400 --> 02:23:14.080 Can't believe I did that I cannot believe I did that 02:23:15.120 --> 02:23:17.120 Jesus Christ 02:23:18.480 --> 02:23:21.000 Jesus Christ, bro. I had it. I literally 02:23:21.000 --> 02:23:27.120 literally outplayed him too and I couldn't I don't know what I was doing oh my god 02:23:27.120 --> 02:23:36.240 bro crazy crazy I I cannot believe I did that oh my god 02:23:38.240 --> 02:23:43.440 insane insane 02:23:43.440 --> 02:23:48.440 Oh, there's like somebody right here, huh? 02:23:48.440 --> 02:23:53.440 Blinded who? 02:23:53.440 --> 02:23:59.440 Oh, ew, what the freak? 02:23:59.440 --> 02:24:04.440 Ah, I just saw him too. 02:24:04.440 --> 02:24:08.440 That's annoying. 02:24:08.440 --> 02:24:10.440 Oh, oh god. 02:24:10.440 --> 02:24:12.440 Hey, oh my shots. 02:24:12.440 --> 02:24:14.440 Woo! 02:24:14.440 --> 02:24:17.440 Jesus, thank god the only got him. 02:24:21.440 --> 02:24:23.440 Mama sneak though. 02:24:27.440 --> 02:24:28.440 Okay. 02:24:28.440 --> 02:24:31.440 Even with the mistakes happening, dude. 02:24:31.440 --> 02:24:44.640 dude thank goodness the score is still decent it's still decent I think I'm 02:24:44.640 --> 02:24:49.140 just gonna do this or you know what I could do this and this this yeah let's 02:24:49.140 --> 02:24:54.600 do that one more now let's keep the other one we're give it this little 02:24:54.600 --> 02:25:00.000 utility let's put this over here 02:25:01.440 --> 02:25:03.440 And then we'll sit on B. 02:25:12.440 --> 02:25:14.440 I hate going to that spot. 02:25:15.440 --> 02:25:17.440 Like a death trap. 02:25:31.440 --> 02:25:33.440 Jesus. 02:25:39.440 --> 02:25:41.440 Jesus. 02:25:43.440 --> 02:25:45.440 Okay, dopey. 02:25:45.440 --> 02:25:47.440 Damn. 02:25:51.440 --> 02:25:54.440 I want a gun. I want a specter. 02:25:58.440 --> 02:26:00.440 Nice. 02:26:01.840 --> 02:26:06.620 Broad weapon he did not he brought the head dinker 02:26:12.720 --> 02:26:14.720 Look at his go look at his go 02:26:20.000 --> 02:26:23.000 Got a feeling it's gonna be a push 02:26:24.560 --> 02:26:26.560 Got a good feeling about it 02:26:26.560 --> 02:26:33.560 Send this way down over here. Oh hell no. Yeah, good enough. 02:26:49.760 --> 02:26:52.760 Oh god, they're gonna rush me. I love this spot though. 02:26:56.560 --> 02:27:03.560 Oh god. 02:27:03.560 --> 02:27:13.280 Two showers. 02:27:13.280 --> 02:27:18.200 Oh my god bro. 02:27:18.200 --> 02:27:23.280 We don't need the challenge. 02:27:23.280 --> 02:27:38.640 okay okay see what's going on here god damn I cannot believe I laid a smack 02:27:38.640 --> 02:27:48.480 down on those two Jesus Christ Jesus Christ 02:27:53.280 --> 02:27:55.760 He believed in himself. Yeah, exactly. 02:27:56.760 --> 02:27:58.460 Yeah, let's do... let's do this. 02:27:58.460 --> 02:27:59.360 And then I'm gonna go B. 02:28:00.760 --> 02:28:02.120 Feel like they're super predictable. 02:28:02.960 --> 02:28:05.360 It's gonna be... be push guaranteed. 02:28:08.560 --> 02:28:09.360 Here's some A. 02:28:13.160 --> 02:28:14.480 I'll go if here's more. 02:28:23.280 --> 02:28:25.280 Oh, Mamacita! 02:28:43.280 --> 02:28:45.280 Damn! 02:28:49.780 --> 02:28:51.780 Damn! 02:28:53.280 --> 02:28:57.540 Another one let's get it another one 02:28:58.440 --> 02:29:04.880 We're landing our shots. We are past the warm-up game now. We are finally taking it to another area 02:29:06.200 --> 02:29:09.560 Imagine what I would do and like for four other games 02:29:10.120 --> 02:29:12.960 Imagine but then by the fourth game you kind of get burnt out 02:29:13.640 --> 02:29:18.460 That's like burnout territory, and then you're gonna start losing again. It's like a big curve 02:29:23.280 --> 02:29:30.280 Ooh, it's an A push. 02:29:30.280 --> 02:29:35.020 Eugh, that was like, sloppy of me. 02:29:35.020 --> 02:29:36.020 Real sloppy. 02:29:36.020 --> 02:29:37.520 Yeah, that's perfect. 02:29:37.520 --> 02:29:38.840 This gives me enough time to go pee. 02:29:38.840 --> 02:29:40.160 Hopefully they don't drop like flies. 02:29:40.160 --> 02:29:44.160 I'll be right back. 02:30:44.160 --> 02:30:52.400 Oh my god, at least? 02:30:52.400 --> 02:30:53.840 At the very least. 02:30:53.840 --> 02:30:54.840 I got a weapon. 02:30:54.840 --> 02:30:57.360 I don't have armor, but I got a weapon. 02:30:57.360 --> 02:30:58.360 Goddamn. 02:30:58.360 --> 02:31:10.880 Here, in case they rotate, I feel like they might rotate back. 02:31:10.880 --> 02:31:18.400 not Jesus Christ he got you he got 02:31:18.400 --> 02:31:25.840 charged back up damn damn team okay 02:31:30.680 --> 02:31:33.360 match point I just realized Phoenix and 02:31:33.360 --> 02:31:35.480 this girl kind of wearing the same thing 02:31:35.480 --> 02:31:42.720 Oh did all did all that without any armor by the way. Oh my god, so easy 02:31:44.480 --> 02:31:48.840 Here we're gonna put this thing over here. We're gonna use our ultimate on a and see if we can somehow 02:31:49.880 --> 02:31:51.880 Somehow make a play 02:32:05.480 --> 02:32:07.480 Someone's a 02:32:13.960 --> 02:32:15.960 Where they go 02:32:26.760 --> 02:32:28.760 Come on first they go oh, they're over here 02:32:32.920 --> 02:32:34.760 Weird 02:32:34.760 --> 02:32:38.940 They're going around me nice I'll wait for them 02:32:48.760 --> 02:32:50.760 They're rotating 02:33:04.760 --> 02:33:06.820 you 02:33:34.760 --> 02:33:36.820 you 02:34:04.760 --> 02:34:06.820 you 02:34:34.760 --> 02:34:36.820 you 02:35:04.760 --> 02:35:06.820 you 02:35:34.760 --> 02:36:02.760 I think that is really good for ISO also. 02:36:02.760 --> 02:36:09.920 I do have so many skins I do I do I have a lot invested into this game 02:36:10.520 --> 02:36:12.520 skin wise 02:36:12.520 --> 02:36:14.520 Lot invested 02:36:20.340 --> 02:36:22.340 Time and money I know 02:36:22.760 --> 02:36:24.520 bro, I 02:36:24.520 --> 02:36:27.200 Took a big hiatus from Valorant, too 02:36:27.840 --> 02:36:29.840 But I don't want to be like so 02:36:29.840 --> 02:36:35.440 fresh going back to it when I do the event in Vegas the whole battle for 02:36:35.440 --> 02:36:40.440 charity thing I don't want to be so like fresh to it you know I feel like I'd be 02:36:40.440 --> 02:36:45.480 doing a disservice and I mean I do have fun with it it's it's scary how Riot 02:36:45.480 --> 02:36:51.480 games can kind of like suck you in with that little addicting status I'm probably 02:36:51.480 --> 02:36:55.600 gonna play more I'm gonna go on and off Valor but I'm gonna play more the the new 02:36:55.600 --> 02:37:01.760 avatar game. Dude, the new avatar game is beautiful. It's so freaking visually, it's 02:37:01.760 --> 02:37:07.120 just like so comforting to be a part of. Oh my god, I don't even talk about when I spend 02:37:07.120 --> 02:37:12.540 League. Yeah, same! I don't even know at this point how much more I have spent in like per 02:37:12.540 --> 02:37:17.920 game. Between the two, it's like stupid. It's like a stupid number. I have so many skins 02:37:17.920 --> 02:37:25.360 in League of Legends, I have so many skins in Valorant 2. I don't have as many knives 02:37:25.360 --> 02:37:30.360 Because I feel like I'm so happy with the Katana, like I don't see myself really switching off of it for a while. 02:37:31.360 --> 02:37:35.360 But I do get bored of the Vandal skins every now and then. 02:37:35.360 --> 02:37:37.360 Just because I constantly see it. 02:37:37.360 --> 02:37:39.360 I try to get away from that. 02:37:39.360 --> 02:37:41.360 I had to be in the... 02:37:41.360 --> 02:37:42.360 Oh my. 02:37:42.360 --> 02:37:44.360 I mean, I'll survive, right? 02:37:45.360 --> 02:37:47.360 There might be somebody from the flank. 02:37:49.360 --> 02:37:51.360 Nice. 02:37:51.360 --> 02:37:57.120 Here Jax in there we got to go in bro just go in flood it flood it that's what I'm talking about 02:38:05.120 --> 02:38:09.500 He's gonna fly up nice like right here. Oh god 02:38:17.480 --> 02:38:19.480 Oh god 02:38:19.480 --> 02:38:22.480 My little orb. I couldn't get my little orb. 02:38:22.480 --> 02:38:24.480 He's there. 02:38:24.480 --> 02:38:29.480 Nice. Ayo, look who's going to carry the team. 02:38:29.480 --> 02:38:33.480 Damn! Only 20k? 02:38:33.480 --> 02:38:38.480 Not good enough. Not good enough yet. 02:38:44.480 --> 02:38:47.480 Here, let's do this. 02:38:47.880 --> 02:38:52.680 Let's do this with light armor. Let's get it. They'll come for it. I'll get the points for 02:38:54.400 --> 02:38:56.400 The other stuff I 02:38:58.160 --> 02:39:04.600 Love the skin line, which one I like what what what a skin is that don't the job was using for it to be 02:39:05.480 --> 02:39:07.480 like that 02:39:07.480 --> 02:39:09.480 down 02:39:13.240 --> 02:39:17.400 Man this jet is bold jet is bold bro 02:39:19.880 --> 02:39:21.880 There's a rain over there. I know 02:39:23.720 --> 02:39:25.720 Oh, I need I need to use my double tap 02:39:37.480 --> 02:39:42.480 Is he up top? How did he get a kill? 02:39:42.480 --> 02:40:01.480 Damn, let's go. Talking about carrying. It's now me. 02:40:01.480 --> 02:40:06.480 Now we're landing our head. I told you. I told you. Watch what I'll do. Watch what I'll do in three to four games. 02:40:06.480 --> 02:40:08.240 three to four games. 02:40:08.240 --> 02:40:09.600 This is my third game. 02:40:09.600 --> 02:40:12.360 Now we're letting the headshots, as need be. 02:40:14.280 --> 02:40:16.040 As need be. 02:40:16.040 --> 02:40:19.880 Now my fifth game, I'm gonna peek at my fourth game, 02:40:19.880 --> 02:40:23.320 because then on my fifth game, it's over. 02:40:23.320 --> 02:40:24.440 It's gonna go all downhill. 02:40:24.440 --> 02:40:26.360 I'm gonna be burnt out. 02:40:26.360 --> 02:40:27.400 It's not gonna go well. 02:40:27.400 --> 02:40:37.400 Can we break anybody? 02:40:37.400 --> 02:40:40.400 Can we do this? 02:40:40.400 --> 02:40:49.400 Hopefully we got somebody. 02:40:49.400 --> 02:40:52.400 I guess not. 02:40:53.200 --> 02:40:55.200 Somebody's over here, right? 02:41:00.880 --> 02:41:06.240 Eh, we almost had him too, dude. If I landed the headshot, we almost got him. Damn it. Uh, 78 on him. 02:41:07.600 --> 02:41:09.600 Noice! 02:41:12.560 --> 02:41:13.840 Whoo! 02:41:13.840 --> 02:41:15.840 Was close. It was a close one. 02:41:16.880 --> 02:41:18.880 I did pick up the orb. What do you mean? 02:41:18.880 --> 02:41:23.880 I got the orb and that's how I was able to survive like a couple of the shots. 02:41:30.880 --> 02:41:34.880 Oh, shouldn't have done it. Yeah, I usually debate that too. 02:41:34.880 --> 02:41:38.880 But I did have enough time. I just missed shots. 02:41:38.880 --> 02:41:43.880 So, you're right in theory, but it actually played out where I did have time to like get the orb, 02:41:43.880 --> 02:41:47.880 and then we went into combat again, and I just missed shots. 02:41:47.880 --> 02:41:56.800 nice I think anyways as I'm remembering it back I don't know overall though yeah 02:41:56.800 --> 02:42:01.560 I shouldn't really go for those orbs they were so tempting they're so juicy 02:42:01.560 --> 02:42:06.560 how do I just leave a beautiful looking orb up there 02:42:17.880 --> 02:42:27.880 So okay, we got this, we got this Jett and our team, I think we'll be totally fine. 02:42:27.880 --> 02:42:36.080 How'd he get one there, right? 02:42:36.080 --> 02:42:37.080 Go go go! 02:42:37.080 --> 02:42:38.080 Oh, that sucks. 02:42:38.080 --> 02:42:44.080 I don't know if this might work. 02:42:44.080 --> 02:42:47.080 Oh, we saw the rain in. 02:42:47.080 --> 02:42:50.080 Oh. 02:42:50.080 --> 02:42:52.080 Oh! 02:42:52.080 --> 02:42:54.080 Bro, what were those? 02:42:54.080 --> 02:42:56.080 What were those shots? 02:42:56.080 --> 02:42:58.080 Nothing was landing. 02:43:00.080 --> 02:43:02.080 Stakes were definitely made. 02:43:06.080 --> 02:43:09.080 Oh my goodness. 02:43:09.080 --> 02:43:11.080 Oh my goodness. 02:43:11.080 --> 02:43:13.080 Oh, what the heck? 02:43:13.080 --> 02:43:16.080 I'm doing a big old man plays. 02:43:16.080 --> 02:43:18.080 How do you get in that corner? 02:43:18.080 --> 02:43:19.880 What the heck? 02:43:19.880 --> 02:43:21.880 How to bro get into that corner, dude? 02:43:21.880 --> 02:43:25.000 Did he really TP into the corner and they didn't notice? 02:43:25.000 --> 02:43:25.880 That's wow. 02:43:25.880 --> 02:43:28.760 That's such a bold play. 02:43:28.760 --> 02:43:31.320 I love it. 02:43:31.320 --> 02:43:32.200 Damn. 02:43:32.200 --> 02:43:34.320 All right. 02:43:34.320 --> 02:43:34.720 It's OK. 02:43:34.720 --> 02:43:36.480 We still got the money. 02:43:36.480 --> 02:43:38.040 Hey, I'm my ultimate too. 02:43:38.040 --> 02:43:39.760 Nice. 02:43:39.760 --> 02:43:40.360 Nice. 02:43:40.360 --> 02:43:41.360 Let's get this 1v1. 02:43:41.360 --> 02:43:42.680 Let's get it. 02:43:42.680 --> 02:43:44.680 I'm not scared. Let's go. 02:43:45.380 --> 02:43:45.880 Ugh! 02:43:47.720 --> 02:43:49.080 Yeah, I guess they just didn't notice, huh? 02:43:51.280 --> 02:43:52.480 Are you checking chat from the phone now? 02:43:52.480 --> 02:43:54.780 Yeah, I put up a tablet here. 02:43:54.780 --> 02:43:57.280 So now I have it on my monitor and I have a tablet over here, too. 02:43:57.780 --> 02:43:59.280 Just so I don't miss the text as much. 02:43:59.280 --> 02:44:02.280 I feel like when it's over, when it's only exclusively on that side, 02:44:03.280 --> 02:44:04.980 I miss a lot of the text and I feel bad. 02:44:05.880 --> 02:44:07.980 But now I can, like, in my peripheral or... 02:44:09.580 --> 02:44:10.280 Much... 02:44:10.280 --> 02:44:24.080 much more easily see it now see if we get somebody here close no we don't want 02:44:24.080 --> 02:44:27.840 to do that Jesus will trap me 02:44:27.840 --> 02:44:38.640 I heard there had to be one here too right 02:44:38.640 --> 02:44:43.960 unless I heard the footsteps over there I don't know I thought I heard one over there 02:44:43.960 --> 02:44:54.720 at least no we're broke we're finally broke and I have my ultimate god we can't afford 02:44:54.720 --> 02:45:00.480 anything bro oh it's so stupid but I can't use my ultimate in that position 02:45:00.480 --> 02:45:06.560 they're just gonna hover over me like freaking ants on jam 02:45:09.000 --> 02:45:13.640 we have to waste around or have to pick up a weapon and then I might ultimate 02:45:13.640 --> 02:45:16.760 with the 25 armor 02:45:17.640 --> 02:45:19.640 Raina might be over here 02:45:20.760 --> 02:45:22.760 I think it's worth it 02:45:25.160 --> 02:45:29.640 Please go please go oh shoot 02:45:33.960 --> 02:45:35.960 I don't want the other one 02:45:36.600 --> 02:45:41.320 There's somebody behind me what oh my god. I thought I was my teammate behind me 02:45:42.480 --> 02:45:44.480 Whoops 02:45:44.480 --> 02:45:52.960 that's so wacky I thought for sure that was my teammate I guess he died I thought 02:45:52.960 --> 02:46:02.520 he won that fight I guess not damn you thought it was my teammate too huh bro 02:46:02.520 --> 02:46:07.640 that's crazy somebody got their first kill the sage got their first kill 02:46:07.640 --> 02:46:09.640 Yikes. 02:46:09.640 --> 02:46:11.640 I'm about to get my second kill, guys. 02:46:11.640 --> 02:46:13.640 Hey, I believe it. I believe it. 02:46:13.640 --> 02:46:15.640 Here, let me do another double tap. 02:46:15.640 --> 02:46:17.640 I love investing into the double tap. 02:46:17.640 --> 02:46:19.640 Just in case. 02:46:19.640 --> 02:46:21.640 Alright, I'll use my ult 02:46:21.640 --> 02:46:23.640 to help clear out a site 02:46:23.640 --> 02:46:25.640 to get one off of the site anyway. 02:46:25.640 --> 02:46:27.640 I think I'm gonna do that. 02:46:27.640 --> 02:46:29.640 My ult is ready. 02:46:29.640 --> 02:46:31.640 Jet's gonna do their thing. 02:46:31.640 --> 02:46:33.640 It's not really useful, but 02:46:33.640 --> 02:46:47.880 If we can figure out where one of them is, I can ult them. 02:46:47.880 --> 02:46:48.880 I don't want to ult nothing. 02:46:48.880 --> 02:46:54.480 Okay, there's definitely going to be one mid, right? 02:46:54.480 --> 02:46:55.480 Where? 02:46:55.480 --> 02:46:56.480 Oh, bro. 02:46:56.480 --> 02:47:01.040 No, it actually went away! 02:47:01.040 --> 02:47:05.160 I didn't know it would go away. 02:47:05.160 --> 02:47:11.240 I was trying to like throw it up so that it would save me technically. 02:47:11.240 --> 02:47:12.240 Oh my god. 02:47:12.240 --> 02:47:14.400 Hey, I'm learning new things. 02:47:14.400 --> 02:47:16.320 I did not know that. 02:47:16.320 --> 02:47:17.840 I thought it would just cancel my ult. 02:47:17.840 --> 02:47:21.760 Why the heck would it reset? 02:47:21.760 --> 02:47:24.760 Why would it reset in that situation? 02:47:24.760 --> 02:47:29.640 Bro didn't even have time to utter one single syllable out of his mouth. 02:47:29.640 --> 02:47:31.200 Come on. 02:47:31.200 --> 02:47:32.880 That's straight up robbery. 02:47:32.880 --> 02:47:37.000 Hey, that is straight up robbery. 02:47:37.000 --> 02:47:39.000 Jesus. 02:47:39.000 --> 02:47:41.000 Jesus. 02:47:41.000 --> 02:47:43.160 Alright. 02:47:43.160 --> 02:47:44.800 We're struggling a little bit. 02:47:44.800 --> 02:47:48.640 We just lost four rounds in a row. 02:47:48.640 --> 02:47:51.680 Not so good, but let's see. 02:47:51.680 --> 02:47:53.000 This is a really bad spot to be in. 02:47:53.000 --> 02:47:54.640 Why are we all clumped mid? 02:47:54.640 --> 02:48:03.820 This looks so silly. 02:48:03.820 --> 02:48:04.820 Where do you go? 02:48:04.820 --> 02:48:05.820 Is it to the right? 02:48:05.820 --> 02:48:07.820 Oh yeah, I heard him. 02:48:07.820 --> 02:48:10.820 Can I have this? 02:48:10.820 --> 02:48:16.620 Oh, let's get in there then. 02:48:16.620 --> 02:48:18.620 Nice. 02:48:18.620 --> 02:48:34.820 Oh, close. 02:48:34.820 --> 02:48:35.820 Close, bro. 02:48:35.820 --> 02:48:38.820 Why'd you have an operator? 02:48:38.820 --> 02:48:47.980 Why'd you, bro, have an operator? 02:48:47.980 --> 02:48:49.740 It hurts me to spectate Sage. 02:48:49.740 --> 02:48:52.900 I can't do it anymore. 02:48:52.900 --> 02:48:53.900 Nice! 02:48:53.900 --> 02:48:54.900 Let's go! 02:48:54.900 --> 02:48:56.900 We can rely on the jet. 02:48:56.900 --> 02:49:00.740 Why did he throw a kick up an Operating? 02:49:00.740 --> 02:49:02.740 God dang. 02:49:02.740 --> 02:49:03.740 Alright, alright, alright. 02:49:03.740 --> 02:49:07.500 Halfway back to the ultimate that we, like, were totally robbed of. 02:49:07.500 --> 02:49:10.020 Let's hit the quick... 02:49:10.020 --> 02:49:12.700 Oh my god, I hit yes by accident. 02:49:12.700 --> 02:49:13.700 I thought that was... 02:49:13.700 --> 02:49:14.700 I thought that was no. 02:49:14.700 --> 02:49:15.700 Hey, that's wild. 02:49:15.700 --> 02:49:24.580 that's wild I thought it was a slippery no yeah I am pretty good with the 02:49:24.580 --> 02:49:26.580 Stinger 02:49:42.420 --> 02:49:44.420 Don't push me 02:49:44.420 --> 02:49:46.420 Let's go get your one 02:49:55.260 --> 02:49:56.620 Bro 02:49:56.620 --> 02:50:03.980 How do how does our how do we get flanked all the time? It's okay at least there's the cleanup the cleanup crew was able to 02:50:03.980 --> 02:50:05.980 Because bro 02:50:06.420 --> 02:50:09.620 Like that's a third time in a row bro. How's that even happening? 02:50:11.340 --> 02:50:13.340 Somebody's not stepping up on the flank man 02:50:14.700 --> 02:50:18.400 That's wild, but that's even the curve. That's pretty crazy 02:50:21.460 --> 02:50:26.100 Like they see me I'm a duelist I'm deep in it. Oh my god 02:50:26.780 --> 02:50:30.560 That was so lucky by the way. Hey, oh, I saw the bullet pattern there 02:50:30.560 --> 02:50:38.500 That was literally luck because I saw that fly in this weird octagon way and like just that one bullet flew up to a skull 02:50:38.500 --> 02:50:40.500 Dude, so lucky 02:50:40.500 --> 02:50:47.500 No, no, no. Not that one. This one. There we go, there we go. 02:50:47.500 --> 02:51:01.300 Woo! Alright. My god, man. I thought totally, yeah, I thought totally this guy was gonna 02:51:01.300 --> 02:51:08.300 be dead. Gekko must have gotten nervous. Gekko got shaky. Gekko was like, yeah, look. 02:51:08.300 --> 02:51:17.860 I'll follow the jet, I'll back it up, oh god, okay. 02:51:17.860 --> 02:51:20.380 Jesus. 02:51:20.380 --> 02:51:22.380 Bro is crazy. 02:51:22.380 --> 02:51:24.380 Nice. 02:51:24.380 --> 02:51:34.460 De-stabilize him, I'm gonna help the jet out. 02:51:34.460 --> 02:51:37.780 Nice, I told you. 02:51:37.780 --> 02:51:38.780 Let's go. 02:51:38.780 --> 02:51:48.780 Hey, that's Omen from over here now, for assurances. 02:51:48.780 --> 02:51:58.780 He's over here now. 02:51:58.780 --> 02:52:00.780 Not wrong. 02:52:00.780 --> 02:52:01.780 Damn! 02:52:01.780 --> 02:52:05.540 Oh, I guess he's through the blinds from over there. 02:52:05.540 --> 02:52:06.780 We have our ultimate back. 02:52:06.780 --> 02:52:16.780 I know, apparently he wasn't there. 02:52:16.780 --> 02:52:17.780 Ugh. 02:52:17.780 --> 02:52:20.620 He got me all fooled. 02:52:20.620 --> 02:52:21.620 All sorts of fooled. 02:52:21.620 --> 02:52:28.620 Man, we're getting into that, like, slow, classical Christmas. 02:52:28.620 --> 02:52:32.060 I hope you guys are vibing with it. 02:52:32.060 --> 02:52:33.060 It's not bad. 02:52:33.060 --> 02:52:34.120 different 02:52:34.120 --> 02:52:37.560 wavelength we're taking right now 02:52:37.560 --> 02:52:44.560 for that christmas trees 02:52:45.160 --> 02:52:48.720 and we got one 02:52:48.720 --> 02:52:50.820 we got one 02:52:50.820 --> 02:52:57.820 on the other side of the world 02:52:57.820 --> 02:53:04.820 Where did he go? Where did this little rascal go? 02:53:07.500 --> 02:53:12.820 Oh shoot. 02:53:12.820 --> 02:53:19.820 Where are they going? 02:53:19.820 --> 02:53:20.820 Show me a target. 02:53:23.820 --> 02:53:24.820 Plant a spike. 02:53:25.820 --> 02:53:27.820 They're running for the hill. 02:53:27.820 --> 02:53:29.820 Yeah, I saw Jett. 02:53:35.820 --> 02:53:37.820 Damn. 02:53:38.820 --> 02:53:42.820 That was weird. Did Jett see me and then they decided to run the other way? That was so weird. 02:53:42.820 --> 02:53:44.820 Why did they change their mind like that? 02:53:45.820 --> 02:53:47.820 Put a little goofball. 02:53:49.820 --> 02:53:55.060 what a little goofball bro and they ran with a knife too so there's no way they saw me 02:53:55.060 --> 02:54:00.660 because they wouldn't just run head first with a knife into that situation 02:54:00.660 --> 02:54:05.660 little goofball it is what it is 02:54:05.660 --> 02:54:07.660 got a little goofball on team 02:54:07.660 --> 02:54:09.660 this is business 02:54:09.660 --> 02:54:11.660 what up what up what up 02:54:11.660 --> 02:54:15.660 oh yeah monster on the loose 02:54:15.660 --> 02:54:42.100 I don't like this spot for so much and I don't miss my um, some of my 02:54:42.100 --> 02:54:47.100 I don't like this spot, for some reason I don't miss my, um, for some reason I miss my shots, is what I mean. 02:54:49.800 --> 02:54:50.800 Ooh, we got him. 02:54:59.600 --> 02:55:00.100 Where ya at? 02:55:04.100 --> 02:55:04.600 Woo! 02:55:05.900 --> 02:55:07.600 Oh no! Oh, they're both there! Okay. 02:55:09.100 --> 02:55:09.600 Interesting. 02:55:11.000 --> 02:55:11.800 Not the Sage. 02:55:12.100 --> 02:55:14.100 Nice! 02:55:19.100 --> 02:55:21.100 Yaduute is not over. 02:55:23.100 --> 02:55:26.100 To be honest, everyone getting their further release. 02:55:26.100 --> 02:55:30.100 I remember how tanky his ult was when he first came out. 02:55:30.100 --> 02:55:33.100 Who? Who are you talking about, Butterdog? 02:55:33.100 --> 02:55:35.100 Oh my god, split the T. 02:55:36.100 --> 02:55:38.100 Who are you talking about? 02:55:38.100 --> 02:55:44.980 I love an overpowered character on their release. 02:55:44.980 --> 02:55:46.420 I love it. 02:55:46.420 --> 02:55:50.020 Riot just throws a character out there and be like, okay, someone's gonna figure out 02:55:50.020 --> 02:55:53.300 how overpowered they are, and then that's when we tweak it. 02:55:53.300 --> 02:55:59.340 Otherwise, we are not wasting the time, figuring it out ourselves. 02:55:59.340 --> 02:56:00.340 You saying Gekko probably? 02:56:00.340 --> 02:56:01.340 Hey, what's up, Wolf? 02:56:01.340 --> 02:56:02.340 How you doing? 02:56:02.340 --> 02:56:03.340 How you doing? 02:56:03.340 --> 02:56:13.220 Wait, why? Oh, the ultimate! I see what you're saying. 02:56:13.220 --> 02:56:14.820 Help me, help me, help me, Lord, help me. 02:56:14.820 --> 02:56:17.460 Who? Oh my god, yeah. Let's go help Sky, bro. 02:56:17.460 --> 02:56:19.460 What are we doing? 02:56:19.460 --> 02:56:21.460 I got one! 02:56:21.460 --> 02:56:26.460 What are we doing? What are we doing, bro? I'm on it. 02:56:26.460 --> 02:56:32.460 Oh, that's Sage behind me? Wild. 02:56:32.460 --> 02:56:39.660 I know he's there, but oh oops. How am I miss? Oh 02:56:42.620 --> 02:56:48.140 Good try good try you know what I respect that one. Let's get play I messed up there. I 02:56:49.300 --> 02:56:51.500 Missed up. I think there's too many things happening 02:56:53.500 --> 02:57:00.140 Between the sage wall and everything else I got real confused that's you were talking about gecko. Okay, the ultimate, right? 02:57:00.140 --> 02:57:06.940 It is pretty easy to shoot down now we only have a few rounds left 02:57:11.940 --> 02:57:17.060 Let's see let's see let's see let's see I told you I usually peak on my my fourth 02:57:18.140 --> 02:57:20.140 Looking I don't want to buy anything 02:57:21.380 --> 02:57:25.900 I lose focus I lose steam if I'm gonna continue I need like a because what is it? 02:57:26.700 --> 02:57:30.740 Two hours basically three hours by just like full grind 02:57:35.260 --> 02:57:37.260 Somebody's gonna be mad, right? 02:57:40.380 --> 02:57:44.940 Hey, yo, what is that movement? What is that movement, bro? 02:57:47.060 --> 02:57:49.500 Jesus Christ unlucky 02:57:49.500 --> 02:58:05.580 That's some weird like bullet tracking I couldn't pull off for whatever reason. 02:58:05.580 --> 02:58:08.020 I know the team is dropping like flies. 02:58:08.020 --> 02:58:13.540 Ayo, maybe it's their little Kayo over there stepping up now. 02:58:13.540 --> 02:58:15.540 Kayo just got like what, two or three? 02:58:15.540 --> 02:58:17.540 Three, I think. 02:58:17.540 --> 02:58:19.140 Cuz you got somebody before me. 02:58:20.740 --> 02:58:21.640 Just pop it off. 02:58:21.640 --> 02:58:23.340 You know what? I'm gonna play... 02:58:23.740 --> 02:58:24.840 ...strategic... 02:58:25.740 --> 02:58:26.740 ...on the... 02:58:27.440 --> 02:58:29.740 ...the money here, just so I can buy next round also. 02:58:32.340 --> 02:58:34.440 We wanna be able to buy next round too. 02:58:35.040 --> 02:58:37.440 Cuz I won't even be able to get a Spectre next round if I do... 02:58:37.640 --> 02:58:38.340 ...the other way. 02:58:40.340 --> 02:58:41.640 And I don't wanna deal with that. 02:58:42.940 --> 02:58:44.140 I guess I'll help out on that. 02:58:44.140 --> 02:58:45.140 Let's do this. 02:58:47.540 --> 02:58:52.940 For sure for sure for sure 02:59:03.060 --> 02:59:05.060 I'm on my way, bro 02:59:11.260 --> 02:59:13.260 I 02:59:13.260 --> 02:59:16.940 I killed him because of the vulnerability most likely. 02:59:16.940 --> 02:59:20.140 Why are you saying GG already? 02:59:20.140 --> 02:59:24.940 It's not GG yet. We're close, we're close. 02:59:24.940 --> 02:59:28.540 Hey that's looking like me. 02:59:28.540 --> 02:59:31.820 That's looking like me. 02:59:31.820 --> 02:59:35.500 Damn. Okay. 02:59:35.500 --> 02:59:40.100 Now we do the vandal and see if anything changes. 02:59:40.100 --> 02:59:42.600 Will anything change? I don't know. 02:59:42.600 --> 02:59:44.600 You know what? Why don't we keep playing it safe? 02:59:44.600 --> 02:59:46.600 Can we do that? 02:59:46.600 --> 02:59:55.100 We can keep playing it safe by like constantly buying a Spectre until we can afford without the scarcity of funds. 02:59:55.100 --> 02:59:57.100 That sounds like a plan. 02:59:57.100 --> 03:00:00.100 We're like infinitely gonna get a Spectre until... 03:00:10.100 --> 03:00:12.160 you 03:00:40.100 --> 03:00:42.160 you 03:01:10.100 --> 03:01:12.160 you 03:01:40.100 --> 03:01:42.160 you 03:02:10.100 --> 03:02:12.160 you 03:02:40.100 --> 03:02:42.100 You 03:03:01.140 --> 03:03:05.560 Okay, no, no, I didn't have a gun you could you took my gun 03:03:05.560 --> 03:03:18.480 Bro you leave me with a pistol and you revive me for some reason AO why why can I know the 03:03:18.480 --> 03:03:27.320 question that I'm pretty certain not even NASA scientists can understand why that occurred 03:03:27.320 --> 03:03:32.340 why are you gonna take my gun and revive me what is the what is the purpose of that good 03:03:32.340 --> 03:03:36.000 Lord especially like in the midst of battle to like it's not like oh this is a safe spot 03:03:36.000 --> 03:03:40.160 I'm sure you'll find a weapon have fun with that. It's like I'm gonna use you as bait buddy 03:03:40.980 --> 03:03:42.980 pure flesh 03:03:44.180 --> 03:03:47.580 Jesus okay now this has got to be an A push 03:03:48.580 --> 03:03:51.980 This is got to be an A push and I'm gonna use my ultimate 03:03:56.340 --> 03:03:58.340 Oh my god 03:03:58.340 --> 03:04:02.340 A bee push? 03:04:02.340 --> 03:04:04.340 That's wild. 03:04:08.340 --> 03:04:10.340 They might rotate the... 8? 03:04:14.340 --> 03:04:16.340 What?! 03:04:16.340 --> 03:04:18.340 Oh... 03:04:18.340 --> 03:04:21.340 Oh my lanta! 03:04:21.340 --> 03:04:23.340 What?! 03:04:28.340 --> 03:04:29.840 Oh my lanta! 03:04:31.840 --> 03:04:35.840 The fact that that didn't catch anyone is pretty... interesting. 03:04:36.340 --> 03:04:38.840 Maybe because Jack got the kill on the person that planted? 03:04:40.040 --> 03:04:42.340 Oh my god, was it the gecko? Stupid alien? 03:04:42.340 --> 03:04:43.340 Ha ha ha ha! 03:04:43.540 --> 03:04:46.040 But bro, there was like two of them floating around there too. 03:04:46.640 --> 03:04:53.140 Right after I ulted all of a sudden, there was Raina and Kayo just standing exactly in the middle of like a very wide radius of my ult. 03:04:54.340 --> 03:04:55.140 Insanity. 03:04:56.340 --> 03:04:57.840 It's okay, we got the round, that's fine. 03:04:58.340 --> 03:05:05.340 Nice. 03:05:10.840 --> 03:05:17.840 Oh. My god. 03:05:17.840 --> 03:05:20.440 Oh my god. Okay, Brimstone. 03:05:20.440 --> 03:05:23.840 Okay, Brimstone. Damn, good play. 03:05:23.840 --> 03:05:28.000 Hey, this is it. This is where we stand. This is where we fight. 03:05:28.000 --> 03:05:29.900 The last round, baby. 03:05:31.740 --> 03:05:33.640 God, that was so funny. 03:05:34.780 --> 03:05:37.760 I had so much more momentum on the attacking side. 03:05:37.760 --> 03:05:39.180 I don't know what's going on with the defending side here, 03:05:39.180 --> 03:05:42.200 but I'll take it, I'll take the win. 03:05:42.200 --> 03:05:44.000 I would have liked my score to be a bit higher 03:05:44.000 --> 03:05:46.840 so that I can get more points, but it is what it is. 03:05:46.840 --> 03:05:48.160 Maybe if I get five of them right here. 03:05:48.160 --> 03:05:51.800 If I get my ace, I'll get at least 20 points. 03:05:51.800 --> 03:06:02.080 I saw you do I 03:06:11.720 --> 03:06:17.680 Mean I'm gonna go with this bike one enemy remaining. It just kind of makes sense 03:06:21.800 --> 03:06:24.920 Jesus. Nobody apparently, nobody. We couldn't find anybody. 03:06:25.960 --> 03:06:30.600 GG! Oh my God. It is Saturday already. 03:06:31.960 --> 03:06:34.440 What are we gonna do today, Mr. Plug? 03:06:38.520 --> 03:06:41.320 I see. I see. 03:06:42.520 --> 03:06:45.800 Mr. Plug says we are gonna be doing some valorant ant. 03:06:45.800 --> 03:06:51.320 I'm gonna showcase for you guys the epic strategies that I have for deadlock. 03:06:51.800 --> 03:06:59.860 Deadlock. That's right. Deadlock comes out with some saucy strategies that I'm gonna 03:06:59.860 --> 03:07:04.360 show you. That I just displayed in my last match, played one match before the 03:07:04.360 --> 03:07:11.920 stream. And I'm gonna show you guys how we do with the Deadlock. Deadlock time for 03:07:11.920 --> 03:07:14.840 real. Yeah, it's gonna be deadlock time for real. 03:07:14.840 --> 03:07:20.960 You really make sure I'm all like geared up ready to go ready to let these headshots 03:07:21.480 --> 03:07:23.160 You know what I mean? 03:07:23.160 --> 03:07:25.160 You got to be ready 03:07:25.480 --> 03:07:27.480 If you ain't ready 03:07:27.960 --> 03:07:29.960 Then you know 03:07:29.960 --> 03:07:33.720 It's gonna be very easy for you to just lose focus. We got to lock in 03:07:35.240 --> 03:07:36.920 Lock it in look at this 03:07:36.920 --> 03:07:41.720 Now the performance don't worry about it. It's it was the strategy that I was pulling basically 03:07:41.720 --> 03:07:45.240 It's the strategy that I was pulling and I'm gonna display it for you now 03:07:46.100 --> 03:07:48.640 Especially with the grenade, dude. The grenade is so much fun 03:07:55.680 --> 03:07:58.680 You're ready, I'm glad you're ready. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad 03:07:59.600 --> 03:08:04.540 Dude, it is taking a long time to find a match though. This is the longest I had to wait for a Valorant match 03:08:06.080 --> 03:08:08.080 In a while 03:08:08.680 --> 03:08:10.840 Let's take a look at my night shop in the meantime 03:08:11.720 --> 03:08:14.840 Look at this. 03:08:14.840 --> 03:08:16.880 This is the biggest discount. 03:08:16.880 --> 03:08:19.080 I just find it such a waste, though. 03:08:19.080 --> 03:08:26.680 If I'm being honest, I just find it such a big waste. 03:08:26.680 --> 03:08:33.240 All right. 03:08:33.240 --> 03:08:34.240 Deadlock it is. 03:08:34.240 --> 03:08:37.640 Like I said, we gotta show you guys. 03:08:37.640 --> 03:09:00.060 You gotta show you guys exactly what she's made of. 03:09:07.640 --> 03:09:09.700 you 03:09:37.640 --> 03:09:39.700 you 03:10:07.640 --> 03:10:09.700 you 03:10:37.640 --> 03:10:39.700 you 03:11:07.640 --> 03:11:09.700 you 03:11:37.640 --> 03:11:39.640 You 03:12:01.720 --> 03:12:06.100 How could he's not dead how can he's not that bro come on come on bros gotta be hit with like a thousand 03:12:36.100 --> 03:12:40.100 But we still gotta be able to win these rounds, you know. 03:12:43.100 --> 03:12:45.100 Bro, how much damage did I deal on this dude? 03:12:45.100 --> 03:12:48.100 Three shots of chest, okay, okay. 03:12:48.100 --> 03:12:50.100 90, okay. 03:12:50.100 --> 03:12:52.100 Bro had 10 HP, I see. 03:12:53.100 --> 03:12:55.100 He was one bullet away. 03:13:06.100 --> 03:13:13.100 There they are. 03:13:13.100 --> 03:13:20.620 Uh, we didn't really need to buy anything, right? 03:13:20.620 --> 03:13:21.620 Pretty sure. 03:13:21.620 --> 03:13:22.620 Oh, shoot. 03:13:22.620 --> 03:13:23.620 Did I hit him? 03:13:23.620 --> 03:13:24.620 What's with my bullet registration? 03:13:24.620 --> 03:13:37.620 did I hit him? what's with my bullet registration? did I hit pro? 03:13:37.620 --> 03:13:54.900 I think I saw one over there God damn 03:13:54.900 --> 03:14:02.820 We got a stinger We have a lucrative stinger in our position 03:14:02.820 --> 03:14:16.500 Thank goodness Luna is happy. 03:14:16.500 --> 03:14:20.500 AO. 03:14:20.500 --> 03:14:22.000 Maybe. 03:14:22.000 --> 03:14:23.000 Maybe. 03:14:23.000 --> 03:14:26.140 The Luna replacement is happy indeed. 03:14:26.140 --> 03:14:29.700 We're going to be saving all the money in this game. 03:14:29.700 --> 03:14:35.200 I'm going to be saving all this money. 03:14:35.200 --> 03:14:36.440 I feel good about this one. 03:14:36.440 --> 03:14:38.440 I think we got it. 03:14:38.440 --> 03:14:40.680 It looks like a good team. 03:14:40.680 --> 03:14:41.680 They look pretty sharp. 03:14:41.680 --> 03:14:47.200 We don't want to do that just yet, right? 03:14:47.200 --> 03:14:48.200 Take that. 03:14:48.200 --> 03:14:52.200 There's a few of them. 03:14:52.200 --> 03:14:56.800 Now if I did have a better weapon, I might have been able to get a Quadra. 03:14:56.800 --> 03:15:00.800 A quadra right there. 03:15:00.800 --> 03:15:04.800 81 on, uh, Jett. 03:15:10.800 --> 03:15:16.800 I want to see you winning. We'll be winning, we'll be winning. We got 2-0 right now. 03:15:18.800 --> 03:15:25.800 You know what I was watching earlier today was, uh, Magnus Carlsen playing a little bit of chess for the finals. 03:15:25.800 --> 03:15:32.040 I don't know which one but it was very fascinating very fascinating I can't 03:15:32.040 --> 03:15:38.140 believe bro is still number one I was watching him and the other dude I forgot 03:15:38.140 --> 03:15:40.280 his name 03:15:42.280 --> 03:15:45.280 1v3 03:15:45.800 --> 03:15:50.120 bro's calling him out bro's calling him a rat 03:15:51.360 --> 03:15:54.480 1v3 man 03:15:55.800 --> 03:16:15.600 He's running out of time. 03:16:15.600 --> 03:16:17.280 Yeah. 03:16:17.280 --> 03:16:18.880 I thought I saw the jet too. 03:16:18.880 --> 03:16:21.720 To do something about it. 03:16:21.720 --> 03:16:22.720 Yeah, literally. 03:16:22.720 --> 03:16:25.000 He was kinda just wandering around right there. 03:16:27.220 --> 03:16:28.920 But hey, we got MONEY! 03:16:29.520 --> 03:16:31.720 I don't want any of my teammates' requests. None of them. 03:16:31.720 --> 03:16:32.920 I didn't save my money for them. 03:16:34.020 --> 03:16:35.420 I did not save my money for them. 03:16:39.220 --> 03:16:40.720 This dude just said he's saving for an AWP. 03:16:48.620 --> 03:16:50.320 Here, I have an idea. Let's see if we can do this. 03:16:52.720 --> 03:16:54.720 I 03:16:59.760 --> 03:17:01.760 Don't want them to rush me 03:17:09.000 --> 03:17:11.000 No, is it hitting me? 03:17:14.240 --> 03:17:17.640 We had with 140 bro, holy 03:17:17.640 --> 03:17:18.640 Holy. 03:17:20.640 --> 03:17:22.640 That headshot had to be through the wall earlier. 03:17:22.640 --> 03:17:23.640 Damn. 03:17:24.640 --> 03:17:25.640 Come on. 03:17:25.640 --> 03:17:26.640 Come on. 2v1. 03:17:27.640 --> 03:17:28.640 2v1. 03:17:30.640 --> 03:17:31.640 Come on, y'all. 03:17:34.640 --> 03:17:36.640 And they know where he is too. 03:17:38.640 --> 03:17:41.640 Oh my god, Brogot. 03:17:41.640 --> 03:17:42.640 Brogot. 03:17:42.640 --> 03:17:44.640 Frickin, uh, what do you call it? 03:17:44.640 --> 03:17:46.640 Oh, that fucking bitch. 03:17:46.640 --> 03:17:50.640 Bro got turned into the... Bro got U-turned-on. 03:17:53.640 --> 03:17:55.640 He actually got U-turned-on. 03:18:00.640 --> 03:18:02.640 30 seconds left. 03:18:02.640 --> 03:18:04.640 Bike planted. 03:18:05.640 --> 03:18:07.640 Come on, you can't just rate it. 03:18:08.640 --> 03:18:10.640 You can't just rate it. You can do it. 03:18:11.640 --> 03:18:13.640 Nice. 03:18:14.640 --> 03:18:17.960 I think their deadlock had no idea where the reiner was gonna be 03:18:19.640 --> 03:18:21.640 They were like mm-hmm 03:18:23.720 --> 03:18:28.640 Probably look a little confused in that situation 03:18:28.640 --> 03:18:35.640 Raina, take from the coffin, what's your main's, missing one. 03:18:42.120 --> 03:18:44.880 Here's the bro asking, why mad, cause you're a rat? 03:18:44.880 --> 03:18:47.760 Raina are you still up? 03:18:47.760 --> 03:18:49.360 The operator? 03:18:49.360 --> 03:18:52.600 Nah, nobody's gonna hop. 03:18:52.600 --> 03:18:54.280 We're doing the same thing, same strategy. 03:18:54.280 --> 03:18:58.240 We are going in hot with the sticky grenade. 03:18:58.240 --> 03:19:00.240 The grenade is going to be unleashed. 03:19:10.240 --> 03:19:12.240 Eugh, what, what? 03:19:13.240 --> 03:19:15.240 Excuse me? 03:19:19.240 --> 03:19:21.240 Bro, just casually sidestepping me like that? 03:19:21.240 --> 03:19:22.240 What? 03:19:23.240 --> 03:19:25.240 Eugh, that bullet tracing was... 03:19:25.240 --> 03:19:26.240 disgusting. 03:19:27.180 --> 03:19:29.180 My god 03:19:30.020 --> 03:19:36.500 That's some volunteer right there. What the heck, bro? What the hell? Oh shit 03:19:38.420 --> 03:19:43.140 Holy bro, what was that bullet racing? God damn 03:19:46.660 --> 03:19:48.660 Yeah, I would say that was pretty mad 03:19:50.180 --> 03:19:52.180 Holy 03:19:52.180 --> 03:19:54.780 What the heck were they doing those freaks? 03:19:54.780 --> 03:19:58.380 Ayo, the Gekko just casually doing a frickin' 03:19:58.380 --> 03:20:05.380 line dance in front of me. 03:20:08.300 --> 03:20:11.940 Do you like Phoenix by the way? Yeah, he used to be like my 03:20:11.940 --> 03:20:18.940 top, my go-to. 03:20:18.940 --> 03:20:23.940 Nobody, huh? 03:20:23.940 --> 03:20:35.940 I think somebody got inside of her cocoon. 03:20:35.940 --> 03:20:40.940 Jesus! 03:20:40.940 --> 03:20:46.940 They got our ultimate. 03:20:46.940 --> 03:20:50.940 Yeah, hit up the KO, hit up the KO, bro. 03:20:50.940 --> 03:20:54.940 Hit up the KO, bro. 03:20:54.940 --> 03:20:58.940 Ah, not today. 03:21:02.940 --> 03:21:07.940 I was really tempted to use my ult on her, but I didn't want to waste it. 03:21:07.940 --> 03:21:10.940 Because I know we're four rounds ahead, but it's so easy. 03:21:10.940 --> 03:21:15.280 They're gonna just catch up like out of nowhere out of nowhere, bro 03:21:21.120 --> 03:21:28.780 Nah, I'm not gonna waste it I'm not gonna waste it we're not gonna be doing any of that for now for now 03:21:29.540 --> 03:21:31.540 not right now 03:21:31.540 --> 03:21:44.380 oh my god she got away bro she got away bro she did the she did the flying 03:21:44.380 --> 03:21:56.300 thing god damn her maybe was my old hate that so much I've never really been on 03:21:56.300 --> 03:22:00.700 the receiving end of deluxe also I have no idea how much time you have to 03:22:00.700 --> 03:22:05.140 navigate away from it because when I throw it out I don't really see really 03:22:05.140 --> 03:22:07.500 see what's happening 03:22:08.500 --> 03:22:15.100 what is it like maybe one second they look like two seconds main Phoenix on 03:22:15.100 --> 03:22:20.220 the plane he's on the plane whoo 03:22:20.220 --> 03:22:26.380 it's gonna be able to pull off the bamboo oh my god he is mom bro mom bro what 03:22:26.380 --> 03:22:33.340 that you can't be serious right now you can't be serious right now bro come on 03:22:37.340 --> 03:22:46.860 those little suss those little suss hey his name is best bronze he might be the 03:22:46.860 --> 03:22:55.180 best in that class fortunately he's got he's been pushed up a class he might not 03:22:55.180 --> 03:23:14.260 along here. Here, let's try this grenade again. I want it! I want to be able to use my ult again. 03:23:14.260 --> 03:23:19.420 I have not landed one successful ult, and we need to. 03:23:19.420 --> 03:23:31.340 I can go through walls right pretty sure or canton because of the can then that would 03:23:31.340 --> 03:23:32.340 explain a lot. 03:23:32.340 --> 03:23:39.860 Oh let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him. 03:23:39.860 --> 03:23:40.860 I'm burning. 03:23:40.860 --> 03:23:42.860 Bro burning me. 03:23:42.860 --> 03:23:44.860 Where did he go? 03:23:44.860 --> 03:23:46.860 Where does he go? 03:23:46.860 --> 03:23:48.860 Is he AFK? 03:23:48.860 --> 03:23:50.860 Jesus, he was on the flank. 03:23:50.860 --> 03:24:04.220 I kinda like this skin. 03:24:04.220 --> 03:24:06.220 I like it when they turn into a tree. 03:24:06.220 --> 03:24:12.900 Oh dude, when you gotta spend 1000 to get 4, 4 armor is kind of insane. 03:24:12.900 --> 03:24:13.900 Do I do it? 03:24:13.900 --> 03:24:16.540 I mean, luckily I have enough. 03:24:16.540 --> 03:24:20.100 That additional four might save my life, you know? 03:24:20.100 --> 03:24:26.180 At the end of the day, that additional four might save my life. 03:24:26.180 --> 03:24:37.660 Oh, let me get the orb. 03:24:37.660 --> 03:24:42.420 They might rotate through mid. 03:24:42.420 --> 03:24:44.220 Or the flank would sell those. 03:24:44.220 --> 03:24:51.220 We need to be prepared for anything. 03:25:02.420 --> 03:25:09.420 God damn bro. 03:25:09.420 --> 03:25:13.420 Oh my god bro that should have been a headshot. 03:25:13.420 --> 03:25:17.420 80? Really? That should have been a headshot. 03:25:17.420 --> 03:25:21.420 Come on, come on. Hey, game's tweaking. 03:25:21.420 --> 03:25:25.420 Game is tweaking. There's no way. 03:25:25.420 --> 03:25:28.420 I feel like that should have been a headshot. 03:25:28.420 --> 03:25:32.420 And bro, crouch into my bullets too. How does that make any sense? 03:25:32.420 --> 03:25:35.420 Late registration maybe? 03:25:35.420 --> 03:25:37.420 Come on. 03:25:41.260 --> 03:25:46.620 Okay, we'll get him on the next one. We'll get him on this one right now. It's epic strategy. 03:25:51.260 --> 03:25:52.620 Man, they don't, they don't come here though. 03:25:58.460 --> 03:25:59.660 They don't come here whatsoever. 03:25:59.660 --> 03:26:08.180 Here, it's been working when I go through our spawn. 03:26:08.180 --> 03:26:11.420 Dude, leave some enemies for me, yeah? 03:26:11.420 --> 03:26:12.420 Jesus. 03:26:12.420 --> 03:26:13.420 Woo, okay. 03:26:13.420 --> 03:26:14.420 Damn. 03:26:14.420 --> 03:26:15.420 Who needs it, Phoenix? 03:26:15.420 --> 03:26:18.420 Woo! Okay! 03:26:18.420 --> 03:26:22.420 Damn! 03:26:22.420 --> 03:26:25.420 Who needs it, Phoenix? 03:26:25.420 --> 03:26:30.420 You got it, bro. 03:26:30.420 --> 03:26:33.420 You're gonna get your ultimate, you're gonna do mad work. 03:26:33.420 --> 03:26:35.420 Okay, I'll take it then, bro. 03:26:35.420 --> 03:26:37.420 You ain't got time to waste. 03:26:37.420 --> 03:26:39.420 I gave you the opportunity. I'm taking it. 03:26:39.420 --> 03:26:41.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. 03:26:41.420 --> 03:26:43.420 Wake up, wake up! 03:26:43.420 --> 03:26:45.420 Oh, I'm not sure how to put it on. 03:26:45.420 --> 03:26:46.420 I mean, it looks like a pop. 03:26:46.420 --> 03:26:48.420 You probably said he was watching Netflix. 03:26:48.420 --> 03:26:49.420 I mean, Valid, right? 03:26:50.420 --> 03:26:52.420 World War Down, you should have put it on. 03:26:55.420 --> 03:26:56.420 I love how he says that, but it's like... 03:26:56.420 --> 03:26:58.420 You just use my ID, you can't be five and six. 03:26:58.420 --> 03:27:01.420 He's gotta be, he's gotta be, you know, he's gotta pull his weight. 03:27:01.420 --> 03:27:02.420 Come on. 03:27:04.420 --> 03:27:05.420 Your team gotta wake up. 03:27:05.420 --> 03:27:06.420 Oh, Arina's in for some... 03:27:06.420 --> 03:27:08.420 Water is carrying! 03:27:08.420 --> 03:27:14.740 And I think I mean as Snoopy Doopie is doing some of that good work right now some of the Lord's work. Oh 03:27:16.220 --> 03:27:18.220 Hell no, oh bro 03:27:20.580 --> 03:27:22.580 Oh my oh my god 03:27:29.740 --> 03:27:33.260 Lord help me Lord give me the strength oh 03:27:35.100 --> 03:27:37.860 My god when he blinded me I could see 03:27:38.420 --> 03:27:41.420 that I threw my little main net thing 03:27:41.420 --> 03:27:44.420 after myself! 03:27:44.420 --> 03:27:46.420 God damn! 03:27:47.420 --> 03:27:49.420 Yeah, let's take a look at this Phoenix. 03:27:49.420 --> 03:27:52.420 Let's see, let's see the epic strategy here. 03:27:52.420 --> 03:27:55.420 Let's see what Bro's about to pull up from his sleeve. 03:27:56.420 --> 03:27:58.420 What's he gonna do? 03:27:59.420 --> 03:28:01.420 Yeah, go for the fakey, yeah, go go go go. 03:28:02.420 --> 03:28:03.420 Oh, lined up! 03:28:03.420 --> 03:28:06.420 Brother lined up! Let's go Phoenix! 03:28:36.420 --> 03:28:39.060 That's pretty good, that's pretty good, dude. 03:28:39.460 --> 03:28:43.180 All right, we got our ultimate. Last... last round. 03:28:44.020 --> 03:28:46.020 Let's go. 03:28:46.540 --> 03:28:50.420 I can't believe I messed up so bad like that. That was... that was so bad. 03:28:51.220 --> 03:28:54.260 That was so bad. Okay, they're not coming in. There's no way. 03:28:54.580 --> 03:28:59.900 We got to be ready for them on B and I don't want Raina to take all the kills. Raina's been stealing all these kills. 03:29:03.300 --> 03:29:05.300 You're kidding me. 03:29:05.300 --> 03:29:07.300 Oh mid? 03:29:08.260 --> 03:29:10.260 Then then it's B 03:29:11.420 --> 03:29:13.420 They actually might be through mid, I don't know 03:29:15.180 --> 03:29:19.660 What the heck are they doing? Oh, they're going through mid, okay 03:29:23.140 --> 03:29:25.140 Can I just do this though? 03:29:27.020 --> 03:29:29.020 We got somebody there, right? 03:29:30.540 --> 03:29:32.540 No 03:29:35.300 --> 03:29:47.340 God damn. Hold up, hold up. No! God, I swear to God, man. I can never use my ult! I can 03:29:47.340 --> 03:29:59.300 never use my ult! I'm trying so hard. Pop off the ult. Damn. Omen must come through 03:29:59.300 --> 03:30:06.180 knit because they had one of those deadlock the utility things the wall 03:30:06.180 --> 03:30:20.620 tunnel so nana I think the rain has got this she wasted the old bro oh my god he 03:30:20.620 --> 03:30:29.340 walked into it bro what the heck what the heck I didn't know you could walk into 03:30:29.340 --> 03:30:36.260 it wait so how does it work do you have the bro I I don't know how I don't know 03:30:36.260 --> 03:30:43.460 how it works where's the here we go equip a thing fire to unleash a pulse 03:30:43.460 --> 03:30:48.100 nanowires I captured the first enemy in contact the cocoon enemy is pulled along 03:30:48.100 --> 03:30:54.160 Now a nanowire path and will die if they reach the end unless they are free the nanowire cocoon is 03:30:55.000 --> 03:30:57.000 destructible 03:30:57.080 --> 03:31:00.320 So does it work? Oh, it doesn't work through walls or does it work through walls? 03:31:01.160 --> 03:31:03.900 What does that mean? I feel like I've seen it go through walls before that's why 03:31:05.620 --> 03:31:09.020 But maybe not oh I might be tripping I 03:31:10.980 --> 03:31:13.680 Might be tripping does it not go through walls? 03:31:18.100 --> 03:31:34.580 No, not before I get the orb. 03:31:34.580 --> 03:31:38.060 Noice. 03:31:38.060 --> 03:31:39.060 Noice. 03:31:39.060 --> 03:31:43.140 I feel like somebody's on the flank here. 03:31:43.140 --> 03:31:44.140 not. 03:31:44.140 --> 03:31:46.140 One enemy remaining. 03:31:46.140 --> 03:31:52.140 Somebody's walking to the flank right now, right? 03:31:52.140 --> 03:31:59.140 Oh, God, look at that timing, bro. 03:31:59.140 --> 03:32:00.140 Look at that timing. 03:32:00.140 --> 03:32:04.140 Good job, good job. 03:32:04.140 --> 03:32:05.140 Ooh. 03:32:05.140 --> 03:32:10.140 No, why are you, why are you challenging? 03:32:10.140 --> 03:32:11.140 Oh my God. 03:32:11.140 --> 03:32:12.140 Okay, but that was like pure luck, though. 03:32:12.140 --> 03:32:14.140 That was pure luck. 03:32:16.140 --> 03:32:18.140 Holy smokes. 03:32:20.140 --> 03:32:24.140 Yeah, I didn't think that hit either. Bro, this game is so weird sometimes. 03:32:25.140 --> 03:32:28.140 I totally agree with my teammate. Like, I didn't see those shots hit. 03:32:29.140 --> 03:32:30.140 So weird. 03:32:31.140 --> 03:32:33.140 I want to be as lucky as my teammates. 03:32:36.140 --> 03:32:39.140 I want to have that, like, just aiming at the sky and landing bullets. 03:32:39.140 --> 03:32:41.140 I want to be able to do that. 03:32:42.140 --> 03:32:44.540 You love the katana? 03:32:44.540 --> 03:32:46.340 It's cool, huh? 03:32:46.340 --> 03:32:49.940 It's one of their better skins. 03:32:49.940 --> 03:33:00.140 Let's just go for it. 03:33:00.140 --> 03:33:25.180 The crew's in, we're running away, oh god the timing bro, I'm glad Raina was able to 03:33:25.180 --> 03:33:33.900 trade the timing bro I'll try and run back to to our spawn and then maybe maybe 03:33:33.900 --> 03:33:36.620 go back to B 03:33:36.620 --> 03:33:57.740 I think the rain is gone please. 03:33:57.740 --> 03:34:00.740 Rain is good. 03:34:00.740 --> 03:34:01.740 Rain is good. 03:34:01.740 --> 03:34:03.740 Raina knows what they're doing man. 03:34:03.740 --> 03:34:28.060 knows exactly what they're doing now get the spike get the spike 10 for 03:34:28.060 --> 03:34:33.060 Correction. Correction read, 10-4. 03:34:33.060 --> 03:34:39.060 You know, Snoopy-Doopy is not saving us any kills. It's kind of sad. 03:34:39.060 --> 03:34:43.060 That doesn't do anything, huh? 03:34:43.060 --> 03:34:46.060 Oh, it's mine, Fade. 03:34:46.060 --> 03:34:49.060 I know Fade wanted it. It's mine, bro. 03:34:49.060 --> 03:34:56.060 Oh, shoot! 03:34:56.060 --> 03:35:00.900 Okay, Phoenix is like, well, we gotta get these kills for ourselves. 03:35:00.900 --> 03:35:01.900 I love it. 03:35:01.900 --> 03:35:16.900 Oh, shoot. 03:35:16.900 --> 03:35:22.420 We have to do it ourselves, too. 03:35:22.420 --> 03:35:23.420 Hehehehe 03:35:25.700 --> 03:35:29.220 No, we have to spend a thousand for 20 HP? That's insane. 03:35:31.760 --> 03:35:32.760 That's insane. 03:35:33.100 --> 03:35:35.100 But hey, 20 HP is gonna go a long way. 03:35:39.220 --> 03:35:40.620 Snoopy doopy doing that! 03:35:41.500 --> 03:35:43.260 Snoopy doopy doopy doing that! 03:35:52.420 --> 03:36:04.180 Hey, we got somebody, right? 03:36:04.180 --> 03:36:06.660 I had two of them. 03:36:06.660 --> 03:36:08.260 Alright, now's our time. 03:36:08.260 --> 03:36:10.060 Now's our time to try this whole thing. 03:36:10.060 --> 03:36:12.620 Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. 03:36:12.620 --> 03:36:14.620 Throwing that. 03:36:14.620 --> 03:36:16.620 Move! 03:36:16.620 --> 03:36:18.620 No! 03:36:18.620 --> 03:36:22.180 Dude, I want to- 03:36:22.300 --> 03:36:25.600 Why I can never use this old man. I can never use this old bro 03:36:26.900 --> 03:36:28.900 Does it work through the walls? 03:36:31.820 --> 03:36:34.860 There's no way it does right there's no way it does 03:36:40.580 --> 03:36:45.880 Why do you keep walling that it's a perfect wall bro, it's so that they don't get to us bro, that's why 03:36:45.880 --> 03:37:01.320 Why are you trying to go through there? Why? There you go. Oh, hell no. 03:37:01.320 --> 03:37:07.320 Ayo, what? 03:37:07.320 --> 03:37:12.400 I think this Jett is cheating, straight up. 03:37:12.400 --> 03:37:13.400 That's reportable right there. 03:37:13.400 --> 03:37:16.680 Jett is cheating, straight up. 03:37:16.680 --> 03:37:18.920 And he shot the Phoenix from the wall too. 03:37:18.920 --> 03:37:24.920 Straight up, we got a little cheater on them, frickin' midst of this match. 03:37:24.920 --> 03:37:26.920 Goddamn. 03:37:26.920 --> 03:37:31.520 Got ourselves a little stinker 03:37:41.520 --> 03:37:43.520 Mm-hmm 03:37:47.840 --> 03:37:49.840 Match point I 03:37:53.240 --> 03:37:55.740 Think we're in one of my weapon 03:37:56.920 --> 03:38:03.720 gun here I think they wanted it 03:38:07.160 --> 03:38:15.600 what if I wall this would they get very angry at me I think they would 03:38:15.600 --> 03:38:25.340 bro this jet is a cheater this jet is a cheater straight up bro straight up cheater 03:38:25.340 --> 03:38:29.960 I swear to god they activated the software they're like okay now's the time 03:38:29.960 --> 03:38:36.440 we're gonna lose if I don't activate the software bro now is the time how did how 03:38:36.440 --> 03:38:42.520 did so the bullet not literally kill omen you guys see that how did not hit 03:38:42.520 --> 03:38:44.520 with the headshot bro. 03:38:44.520 --> 03:38:47.520 Oh now they activated some stuff. 03:38:47.520 --> 03:38:49.520 Hey I'm done. 03:38:49.520 --> 03:38:52.520 They're activating some stuff now man. 03:38:52.520 --> 03:38:54.520 I see it, I see it bro. 03:38:54.520 --> 03:38:56.520 What's going on here man? 03:38:56.520 --> 03:38:58.520 What's going on here? 03:38:58.520 --> 03:39:00.520 And now we have no money. 03:39:06.520 --> 03:39:08.520 I can't afford anything with the full armor. 03:39:08.520 --> 03:39:09.520 That's crazy. 03:39:09.520 --> 03:39:11.520 We'll go with this. 03:39:12.520 --> 03:39:14.520 We'll go with this 03:39:31.680 --> 03:39:33.680 Damn wrong one 03:39:35.520 --> 03:39:37.520 Damn bro 03:39:43.040 --> 03:39:45.040 Where we going where we going team 03:40:02.760 --> 03:40:04.760 They're both there 03:40:12.520 --> 03:40:23.920 Oh, he's over there! 03:40:23.920 --> 03:40:25.840 Damn, okay. 03:40:25.840 --> 03:40:27.960 GG, GG. 03:40:27.960 --> 03:40:29.920 Man, frickin' Rena. 03:40:29.920 --> 03:40:31.400 Okay, I see Rena. 03:40:31.400 --> 03:40:32.400 Bro. 03:40:32.400 --> 03:40:34.520 He's gonna leave me no points. 03:40:34.520 --> 03:40:38.760 No points to get any of this. 03:40:38.760 --> 03:40:41.720 It's all good. 03:40:41.720 --> 03:40:48.080 is a win right 34 bro drop that 30 bomb Jesus let's go at it again then let's go 03:40:48.080 --> 03:40:51.640 at it again hey I'll actually take the 17 because I thought it was gonna be a 03:40:51.640 --> 03:40:58.400 way less I thought it was on track for getting like five points but I'll take 03:40:58.400 --> 03:41:04.120 it I'm glad the game recognized I'm glad the game recognized the strategy it's 03:41:04.120 --> 03:41:08.200 not all about the kills about the strategy them them walls them walls 03:41:08.200 --> 03:41:10.200 We're doing work 03:41:10.640 --> 03:41:12.780 Whoo, I've played Lotus in a while 03:41:14.340 --> 03:41:20.560 Did they take off that one map I haven't seen in forever that one with the zipline they got rid of it didn't they? 03:41:21.680 --> 03:41:24.000 It was pretty trash so understandable 03:41:25.880 --> 03:41:27.560 We're doing it again 03:41:27.560 --> 03:41:32.920 Dude, I swear got him. We're gonna land one of these olds. I don't know if you could do it through the through the wall. Let me see 03:41:32.920 --> 03:41:37.920 Unleash a pulse of nanowires. 03:41:37.920 --> 03:41:40.920 Unleash a pulse of nanowires. 03:41:40.920 --> 03:41:43.920 Do I have to like guide it? Do I have to control it? 03:41:43.920 --> 03:41:45.920 I'm so confused by it. 03:41:45.920 --> 03:41:50.920 Well, no better time than to learn right now, right? 03:41:50.920 --> 03:41:52.920 I'm gonna go pee, I'll be right back, guys. 03:42:32.920 --> 03:43:00.120 Y'all miss me? Y'all brought up the tissue boxes. You were like, God damn. He gone! He 03:43:00.120 --> 03:43:11.920 be gone forever. Lord have mercy. Uh, what do I want here? What do I want to do? First 03:43:11.920 --> 03:43:21.560 of all, do I want to buy that? I might want to buy a net or a sensor. I feel like it's 03:43:21.560 --> 03:43:26.840 going to be easy kills with a net. If I throw out a net, bro, your team is so good, really. 03:43:26.840 --> 03:43:34.360 What are they? Oh, hey, you're right. You're right. You're pretty good, aren't they? Okay? Okay? 03:43:41.600 --> 03:43:49.480 All right, all right, let's do it. Oh, we're late to the party. We're late to the party 03:43:49.480 --> 03:43:59.480 Take that and then we're gonna go this way it's a strategy I promise 03:43:59.480 --> 03:44:09.480 Okay, okay, okay. 03:44:09.480 --> 03:44:17.960 Bro, what the freak? 03:44:17.960 --> 03:44:25.040 Oh man, you're a little wild. 03:44:25.040 --> 03:44:32.440 How to be done real quick real quick, you know 03:44:41.720 --> 03:44:45.640 Hit him with that light show and with that light show, okay 03:44:48.560 --> 03:44:51.440 I wasn't gonna let omen do that to me. Damn I 03:44:51.440 --> 03:44:56.600 I told you the net was going to be part of the strategy. 03:44:56.600 --> 03:45:02.640 The net is like the strongest OP utility that this game has to offer at this point. 03:45:02.640 --> 03:45:08.040 Uh, does it alert anybody? 03:45:08.040 --> 03:45:11.760 Oh, shoot, I didn't buy, bro. 03:45:11.760 --> 03:45:13.760 What the heck? 03:45:13.760 --> 03:45:15.760 I 03:45:23.120 --> 03:45:29.120 What the freak what the freak I should guarantee my kill by throwing up the grenade net 03:45:31.200 --> 03:45:33.200 52 oh 03:45:37.720 --> 03:45:42.840 Why didn't you buy guns on her I just wasn't thinking about it 03:45:43.760 --> 03:45:46.320 If I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I just wasn't thinking about it, mate. 03:45:47.920 --> 03:45:49.420 Ooooooh! 03:45:49.420 --> 03:45:51.420 We still got the assist, okay? 03:45:51.420 --> 03:45:53.420 Our scoreboard is gonna look... 03:45:53.420 --> 03:45:55.420 ...manifique, okay? 03:45:55.420 --> 03:45:56.420 Manifique. 03:45:56.420 --> 03:45:57.920 I'm- I'm... 03:45:57.920 --> 03:46:00.420 My goal is to get the plus 30 in this match. 03:46:00.420 --> 03:46:02.420 Plus 30. 03:46:02.420 --> 03:46:04.420 We gotta be rankin' up. 03:46:05.920 --> 03:46:07.920 Let's... do it. 03:46:07.920 --> 03:46:09.920 It's time... 03:46:09.920 --> 03:46:11.920 It's time for that rank-up. 03:46:12.800 --> 03:46:17.600 We're gonna toss out a net we're gonna start mowing them down. This feels like an eight push 03:46:18.480 --> 03:46:21.400 This feels like a saucy eight push that they're about to do 03:46:23.040 --> 03:46:25.040 Watch watch watch 03:46:28.840 --> 03:46:33.760 Told you bro hold you bro. So did your boy. I told you 03:46:36.800 --> 03:46:38.800 Hey, what the 40 KJ? 03:46:38.800 --> 03:46:49.380 my god man my god how many we get we only got two oh my land I got I got an 03:46:49.380 --> 03:46:53.380 assist on Rena that's so sad I got an assist on Rena wasn't a headshot oh 03:46:53.380 --> 03:47:02.220 my what only headshot I landed was on the jet that's unfortunate that is so 03:47:02.220 --> 03:47:06.220 Oh, unfortunate man. Hold on. Let me fix up the gun. Let me see. 03:47:08.220 --> 03:47:09.220 Ah. 03:47:12.220 --> 03:47:14.220 Might have to go scion. 03:47:15.220 --> 03:47:18.220 That might do the trick. Scion might be the thing. 03:47:19.220 --> 03:47:21.220 It can't be real Pepsi. It can't be real. 03:47:23.220 --> 03:47:25.220 Oh! 03:47:26.220 --> 03:47:28.220 Oh my god, now's my time. Now's my time. 03:47:32.220 --> 03:47:35.500 We got one? 03:47:35.500 --> 03:47:39.020 No! Get him in the cocoon please. 03:47:39.020 --> 03:47:42.380 Yes! Ha ha! 03:47:42.380 --> 03:47:46.540 Oh my God! 03:47:46.540 --> 03:47:50.420 That was amazing. 03:47:50.420 --> 03:47:53.940 I want to do that again. 03:47:53.940 --> 03:47:57.940 We finally got it! We finally got one! 03:47:57.940 --> 03:48:01.060 Bro got cocooned up! 03:48:01.060 --> 03:48:07.660 It's super satisfying to see. 03:48:07.660 --> 03:48:11.060 Also imagine being that person in the cocoon like you got nothing to do. 03:48:11.060 --> 03:48:12.060 You're done. 03:48:12.060 --> 03:48:13.740 You got nothing to do but chill. 03:48:13.740 --> 03:48:16.540 Pop up in some netflix, you know. 03:48:16.540 --> 03:48:18.620 Crack open a cola. 03:48:18.620 --> 03:48:23.020 That's all you can do at that point. 03:48:23.020 --> 03:48:24.020 Cucumber gun? 03:48:24.020 --> 03:48:25.020 Bro. 03:48:25.020 --> 03:48:26.020 Alright. 03:48:26.020 --> 03:48:34.100 Alright, it's grenade time. 03:48:34.100 --> 03:48:35.100 Really? 03:48:35.100 --> 03:48:36.100 Really? 03:48:36.100 --> 03:48:37.100 Really? 03:48:37.100 --> 03:48:38.100 Really? 03:48:38.100 --> 03:48:49.260 Bro, what is with this line side stepping? 03:48:49.260 --> 03:48:50.260 What the heck? 03:48:50.260 --> 03:48:54.940 Ayo, this KJ is some type of cheater, man, that's where God... 03:48:54.940 --> 03:48:58.220 Where's that line side stepping? 03:48:58.220 --> 03:49:03.700 That don't make no sense. 03:49:03.700 --> 03:49:05.700 How do you run and shoot and land the first shot? 03:49:05.700 --> 03:49:07.140 How do you do that? 03:49:07.140 --> 03:49:08.140 Every time. 03:49:08.140 --> 03:49:11.180 How do you do that every single time, bro? 03:49:11.180 --> 03:49:12.180 Come on. 03:49:12.180 --> 03:49:18.940 Oh, you're gonna go back to yellow. 03:49:18.940 --> 03:49:19.940 I kind of like yellow. 03:49:19.940 --> 03:49:21.420 Yellow's like very soft and nice. 03:49:21.420 --> 03:49:23.420 This allows me to focus better. 03:49:23.420 --> 03:49:26.420 Ooh, he almost had him. 03:49:26.420 --> 03:49:28.420 Nice try. 03:49:28.420 --> 03:49:31.420 Bro almost had him. 03:49:31.420 --> 03:49:33.420 He's off the nines, homie. 03:49:33.420 --> 03:49:37.420 Yeah, literally. 03:49:37.420 --> 03:49:39.420 Okay, okay. 03:49:39.420 --> 03:49:44.420 We don't have enough for weapons. 03:49:44.420 --> 03:49:46.420 We just do not. 03:49:46.420 --> 03:49:48.420 We could buy this. 03:49:48.420 --> 03:49:50.420 We could do a little sum sum with this. 03:49:50.420 --> 03:49:55.540 They haven't been making any bee pushes for some reason. 03:49:55.540 --> 03:50:03.020 Let's do that and then maybe one over here where they always plant. 03:50:03.020 --> 03:50:07.420 It can cuss them, right? 03:50:07.420 --> 03:50:10.660 And then we'll throw our little wall thing over there. 03:50:10.660 --> 03:50:14.020 Our little origami wall. 03:50:14.020 --> 03:50:16.220 Oh! 03:50:16.220 --> 03:50:20.380 oh they're coming over here bro 03:50:24.620 --> 03:50:27.820 they're gonna do that just so that they don't get through oh they're gonna go B 03:50:35.980 --> 03:50:41.260 yeah can't go that way yeah damn 03:50:46.220 --> 03:50:48.220 Goddamn with the 78 03:50:50.860 --> 03:50:52.860 78 on that omen 03:50:54.780 --> 03:50:56.780 But now we have a weapon so 03:51:00.380 --> 03:51:07.100 Procest, so that's a player. Who's that jet? Jet said music is off now. Okay. Okay. I see you jet. I see you 03:51:10.580 --> 03:51:12.580 Let's go let's go 03:51:16.220 --> 03:51:20.660 I think this works. I don't know how that works, but I hope it works like that 03:51:21.300 --> 03:51:23.300 Here I'm just gonna throw this out 03:51:31.540 --> 03:51:35.380 Hey, we got him this time yellow diff 03:51:38.780 --> 03:51:40.780 It's that yellow diff bro 03:51:46.220 --> 03:51:49.220 I'm going with race! 03:51:55.220 --> 03:51:58.220 Eyo! 80 jet! 03:52:01.220 --> 03:52:04.220 You got him, you got him! Nice! 03:52:07.220 --> 03:52:09.220 Hey, look at my assist. 03:52:09.220 --> 03:52:14.220 That's how you know it has to do with, like, game latency. 03:52:16.220 --> 03:52:19.620 when you're leading an assist in a game, it means it's game latency. 03:52:19.620 --> 03:52:27.380 If my ca- not connection, but like, if my packet loss wasn't as deep as the enemies, 03:52:27.380 --> 03:52:29.820 then I'd be doing so much better. 03:52:31.820 --> 03:52:33.820 Oh, I could use a drop. I like how she says that. 03:52:34.820 --> 03:52:35.620 I could use a drop. 03:52:37.220 --> 03:52:38.420 Basically how I would say it. 03:52:41.620 --> 03:52:42.620 We're doing it again. 03:52:42.820 --> 03:52:44.020 We're gonna throw this out there. 03:52:44.780 --> 03:52:46.780 Hail Mary style, let's go. Oh 03:52:49.500 --> 03:52:51.500 Hell no, bro 03:52:52.340 --> 03:52:54.340 Hail no, bro 03:52:54.940 --> 03:52:56.940 Let's do it 03:52:58.700 --> 03:53:01.480 We landed our shots we landed our shots 03:53:03.900 --> 03:53:05.900 I'm gonna tell them all right 03:53:06.740 --> 03:53:09.500 All right music is off now 03:53:11.940 --> 03:53:13.940 Yeah, I could do it too 03:53:14.920 --> 03:53:16.920 Music is off now, bro 03:53:21.820 --> 03:53:26.200 Shutting bro once when you once when you're shutting down Netflix, bro 03:53:28.720 --> 03:53:30.720 Turning 03:53:32.400 --> 03:53:34.400 Turning off anime, bro 03:53:44.020 --> 03:53:55.020 turning monitor turning brightness up on the monitor to 100 brow let's go 03:53:55.020 --> 03:54:03.020 30 seconds left 03:54:03.020 --> 03:54:04.020 god damn 03:54:04.020 --> 03:54:06.020 I think I'm in jets head 03:54:06.020 --> 03:54:08.020 a little bit a little bit 03:54:08.020 --> 03:54:10.020 I'm living in there 03:54:10.020 --> 03:54:12.020 28 28 03:54:12.700 --> 03:54:17.620 Dustin off the cobwebs of that smooth smooth brain of his 03:54:22.860 --> 03:54:27.580 Hit 120 how do you how do you lose then how do you lose you just got a spray at this point? 03:54:27.580 --> 03:54:30.580 Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I don't even got to go for the headshot. Just spray 03:54:30.580 --> 03:54:44.860 Let's go! 03:54:44.860 --> 03:54:45.860 Excellent work, Raze. 03:54:45.860 --> 03:54:46.860 Excellent work. 03:54:46.860 --> 03:54:47.860 We'll have to see. 03:54:47.860 --> 03:54:53.820 The Wink, the Wink, the Wink, the Wink. 03:54:53.820 --> 03:54:59.140 A, that double headshot I landed really propelled that round forward for us. 03:54:59.140 --> 03:55:03.420 I'm just gonna keep doing it too. I think they're not really paying attention 03:55:03.900 --> 03:55:07.260 We're gonna keep setting up a spot. We could throw one of these down over here 03:55:07.540 --> 03:55:11.480 We're gonna throw a grenade over there, and then we're gonna use our cocoon. I think I 03:55:12.940 --> 03:55:14.940 Think I don't know 03:55:29.140 --> 03:55:34.420 What the f... 80 Rays. 03:55:34.420 --> 03:55:39.900 That's unbelievable man. 03:55:39.900 --> 03:55:40.900 That's unbelievable. 03:55:40.900 --> 03:55:43.300 Again, should have been a headshot. 03:55:43.300 --> 03:55:54.460 Unbelievable bro. 03:55:54.460 --> 03:55:57.060 We're getting that assist, 1000%. 03:55:57.060 --> 03:55:58.060 We are getting that assist. 03:55:58.060 --> 03:55:59.060 That's gonna be 985 right now. 03:55:59.060 --> 03:56:06.060 watch 03:56:06.060 --> 03:56:08.060 got this got this bro 03:56:08.060 --> 03:56:13.060 nooo, nooo 03:56:13.060 --> 03:56:17.060 oh shoot 03:56:17.060 --> 03:56:19.060 yeah, he's big scared right now 03:56:19.060 --> 03:56:27.060 let's see what gecko's gonna do 03:56:27.060 --> 03:56:42.240 you Gecko. Nice. There's my assist. He's in there, huh? Excellent work. Excellent 03:56:42.240 --> 03:56:55.620 I told him I laundry is done 03:56:55.620 --> 03:57:11.000 please somebody by me I'm getting hit shots all day all day bro 03:57:11.000 --> 03:57:18.640 Another one another one let's go 03:57:20.880 --> 03:57:22.880 Hail Mary 03:57:28.560 --> 03:57:30.560 Oh, he got me 03:57:31.880 --> 03:57:35.720 Frickin killjoy little killjoy got me 03:57:35.720 --> 03:57:41.000 It's funny, Killjoy and I are just like rivals at this point. 03:57:41.000 --> 03:57:46.000 We're always going for each other on A. Always going for each other on A, bro. 03:57:46.000 --> 03:57:47.000 That was fast. 03:57:47.000 --> 03:57:48.160 You saw that, right? 03:57:48.160 --> 03:57:49.880 Bro leaned into it like real fast. 03:57:49.880 --> 03:57:52.880 That's the line step we've been talking about. 03:57:52.880 --> 03:57:56.280 That's this line step we've been talking about, bro. 03:57:56.280 --> 03:57:59.600 All of a sudden, he's side stepping into the shot and he's landing the running gun. 03:57:59.600 --> 03:58:00.920 I'm just saying. 03:58:00.920 --> 03:58:02.920 Bro landing that running gun. 03:58:02.920 --> 03:58:04.160 Hey, where's our Phoenix at? 03:58:04.160 --> 03:58:06.160 Where's our Phoenix all the way over here? 03:58:07.160 --> 03:58:09.160 He does have ultimate. 03:58:13.460 --> 03:58:15.960 Bro does have ultimate if he wants to do a little playing. 03:58:18.920 --> 03:58:21.860 All right, so he's up against the cheater and arena. 03:58:23.040 --> 03:58:24.640 See what happens. 03:58:24.640 --> 03:58:28.400 Broke uses ultimate to clutch up, but it's also risky. It's risky business. 03:58:29.000 --> 03:58:31.680 Look at that. He's a little cheater, bro. He's a little cheater, bro. 03:58:31.680 --> 03:58:34.640 Oh, 1,000% a little cheater, bro. 03:58:34.640 --> 03:58:36.120 This cage is 1,000% a little cheater. 03:58:40.240 --> 03:58:43.600 I feel like I should save. 03:58:43.600 --> 03:58:45.400 I should do this, this, this. 03:58:45.400 --> 03:58:46.720 No. 03:58:46.720 --> 03:58:49.240 It sucks that I don't have them. 03:58:49.240 --> 03:58:50.200 We're going to do this. 03:58:50.200 --> 03:58:52.080 Or can I do this with this? 03:58:52.080 --> 03:58:55.480 Yeah, we'll do light armor so I can have my utility. 03:58:55.480 --> 03:58:56.240 I'm sacrificing. 03:58:56.240 --> 03:58:57.280 I'm sacrificing, bro. 03:58:57.280 --> 03:58:59.760 It's fine. 03:58:59.760 --> 03:59:00.880 They never go over here, right? 03:59:00.880 --> 03:59:04.320 So I'm gonna do play some like one more time over here, and then we'll see what happens 03:59:10.760 --> 03:59:12.760 Okay 03:59:22.920 --> 03:59:27.480 He got me through a lot bros cheating we got two cheaters now. Holy smokes 03:59:30.880 --> 03:59:38.720 Okay, hey, I like this team a lot. I like this team a lot. Oh 03:59:40.000 --> 03:59:42.000 No, it's the cheater versus two people 03:59:43.840 --> 03:59:49.440 What's gonna happen and he was hit for one-on-one two? Thank God, bro. Thank God 03:59:51.720 --> 03:59:57.420 I don't know what I would have done if I saw KJ. I think KJ's getting called out. So he turned off his software real quick 03:59:57.420 --> 04:00:00.340 Okay, it was like, okay, give me a second here. 04:00:00.340 --> 04:00:01.840 Let me turn this off real quick. 04:00:01.840 --> 04:00:03.620 I can't get it called out like this. 04:00:03.620 --> 04:00:05.860 If I clutched it up right here, it would have looked too sussy. 04:00:05.860 --> 04:00:08.260 We're turning it off just for this round. 04:00:08.260 --> 04:00:09.260 That's KJ right there. 04:00:09.260 --> 04:00:10.260 Ugh! 04:00:10.260 --> 04:00:14.260 Is this the last round? 04:00:14.260 --> 04:00:17.420 Oh, shoot, we got no money. 04:00:17.420 --> 04:00:18.420 Anybody have anything? 04:00:18.420 --> 04:00:19.420 Gecko, goodbye. 04:00:19.420 --> 04:00:20.420 Gecko, Gecko, Gecko! 04:00:20.420 --> 04:00:21.420 Thank you. 04:00:21.420 --> 04:00:22.420 Thank God, bro. 04:00:22.420 --> 04:00:23.420 Thank God. 04:00:23.420 --> 04:00:24.420 Okay, I think this is going to be a C push. 04:00:24.420 --> 04:00:26.700 God. Okay, I think there's gonna be a C push. 04:00:28.260 --> 04:00:29.780 A push? Eww. 04:00:30.860 --> 04:00:31.700 Oh, we gotta go this way. 04:00:33.420 --> 04:00:34.340 I was not prepared for that. 04:00:49.780 --> 04:00:50.280 No! 04:00:50.580 --> 04:00:51.660 Oh my- 120 raise. 04:00:52.580 --> 04:00:53.940 Oh my God. 04:00:54.420 --> 04:00:58.880 I can't believe it was all body shots. 04:00:58.880 --> 04:01:02.700 I guess I'm mad when I land body shots. 04:01:02.700 --> 04:01:06.180 All these crouchers bro, it's all these crouching crouches bro. 04:01:06.180 --> 04:01:08.340 Damn, please give me the assist. 04:01:08.340 --> 04:01:10.260 I want my juicy assist. 04:01:10.260 --> 04:01:12.260 I think I deserve it. 04:01:12.260 --> 04:01:14.900 That was a good shot. 04:01:14.900 --> 04:01:17.660 Very lucky, but no, I'll take it. 04:01:17.660 --> 04:01:18.660 Hey! 04:01:18.660 --> 04:01:22.420 And Raze is 120 hit. 04:01:22.420 --> 04:01:41.500 hit 120 by the way. What are you doing bro? What are you doing? Hey, good try. Nice try. 04:01:41.500 --> 04:01:48.820 Nice try. It was entertaining at least. God damn, bro. What was that raise doing, man? 04:01:48.820 --> 04:01:51.620 Hey, I got my assist at the end of the day. Let's let's get it 04:01:52.240 --> 04:01:57.860 We're at that six mark. Let's get it. Let's get it to like over. Let's get ten plus ten plus the assist 04:01:59.460 --> 04:02:01.460 That was so funny 04:02:01.980 --> 04:02:07.100 I think I'm gonna go with the grenade and a pistol. Let's do that. I feel good with that 04:02:08.380 --> 04:02:10.380 pistol your name, bro 04:02:18.820 --> 04:02:25.820 Damn, okay. 04:02:25.820 --> 04:02:34.820 Let me do this. 04:02:34.820 --> 04:02:35.820 Bro! 04:02:35.820 --> 04:02:37.820 That's kind of rude. 04:02:37.820 --> 04:02:40.820 Go for it, go for it, go for it. 04:02:40.820 --> 04:02:42.820 I'm gonna get you. 04:02:42.820 --> 04:02:44.820 It's kind of rude. 04:02:47.300 --> 04:02:50.080 Go for it, go for it, go for it. I wonder if one of them is behind us. 04:02:51.520 --> 04:02:53.520 So awkward for you. 04:02:54.420 --> 04:02:56.020 Woo! 04:02:56.020 --> 04:02:58.760 Oh, they can get it, they can get it from a round tail. 04:03:04.020 --> 04:03:06.020 Woo! 04:03:06.020 --> 04:03:15.600 Nah, not today, not today. 04:03:15.600 --> 04:03:22.560 Dude, that thing takes forever to break, holy. 04:03:22.560 --> 04:03:24.480 That thing literally takes forever to break, man. 04:03:24.480 --> 04:03:25.980 That's good. 04:03:25.980 --> 04:03:34.600 I mean, not with the higher-power weapons, though, like the Vandal, not today, maybe tomorrow. 04:03:34.600 --> 04:03:36.900 Literally, literally. 04:03:42.020 --> 04:03:43.220 Uh, no, I'm good. 04:03:43.720 --> 04:03:44.600 I don't think I will. 04:03:49.900 --> 04:03:51.880 Wooo! Cheater down? 04:03:52.240 --> 04:03:53.120 Question mark? 04:03:57.680 --> 04:03:59.080 Cheater is down. 04:03:59.080 --> 04:04:00.080 Question mark? 04:04:02.240 --> 04:04:03.120 Put that there. 04:04:03.560 --> 04:04:04.440 Block it off. 04:04:04.600 --> 04:04:06.600 Let's go bro! 04:04:11.600 --> 04:04:12.600 Gotta do one over here. 04:04:16.600 --> 04:04:17.600 Ah, they both beat it. 04:04:23.600 --> 04:04:24.100 Uh-huh. 04:04:24.600 --> 04:04:25.600 They both want it. 04:04:31.600 --> 04:04:32.600 Okay. 04:04:34.600 --> 04:04:40.600 God damn, he tried to get me with it. 04:04:40.600 --> 04:04:42.600 He tried to get me with it. 04:04:42.600 --> 04:04:45.600 What did he hit me with? 04:04:45.600 --> 04:04:48.600 The Bucky, holy. 04:04:48.600 --> 04:04:52.600 Bro got me with 85 on the Bucky, that was insane. 04:04:52.600 --> 04:04:56.600 I think we're gonna keep the Spectre for now. 04:04:56.600 --> 04:04:59.600 Guarantee, you know. 04:04:59.600 --> 04:05:01.600 Guarantee some of this. 04:05:01.600 --> 04:05:11.000 a trap here yeah right here right here looks pretty good 04:05:11.000 --> 04:05:15.720 take the flank us this will get somebody 04:05:15.720 --> 04:05:33.320 They stuck bro they stuck oh oh my god jet 70 oh my god hey that's like that's war zone 04:05:33.320 --> 04:05:42.200 right there oh you got what was that excuse bro the shots on my screen y'all see that 04:05:42.200 --> 04:05:43.760 I was like to the side. 04:05:43.760 --> 04:05:45.220 There was nowhere near this dude's head. 04:05:45.220 --> 04:05:46.720 What am I watching? 04:05:46.720 --> 04:05:48.200 Is that like a spectator glitch? 04:05:48.200 --> 04:05:49.040 What the heck? 04:05:50.560 --> 04:05:53.600 That would explain why I'm missing my shots then. 04:05:53.600 --> 04:05:55.600 That's what's going on in the game, what the heck? 04:05:59.240 --> 04:06:00.680 I think we should go B. 04:06:02.080 --> 04:06:03.840 I think B is a good push right here. 04:06:12.200 --> 04:06:19.200 I'm sorry. 04:06:19.200 --> 04:06:24.200 Hey! 04:06:24.200 --> 04:06:30.200 Bro, deserve. 04:06:30.200 --> 04:06:31.200 Deserved, bro. 04:06:31.200 --> 04:06:40.200 What the heck was that? 04:06:40.200 --> 04:06:51.560 Hey this, this Omen has a bookie. 04:06:51.560 --> 04:06:53.880 Oh the timing bro, the timing. 04:06:53.880 --> 04:06:56.280 Oh he was behind us? 04:06:56.280 --> 04:07:00.520 Oh I think he went through the smoke and then got behind there. 04:07:00.520 --> 04:07:04.520 What is that? 04:07:04.520 --> 04:07:08.000 Hey what was that? 04:07:08.000 --> 04:07:10.000 Dude, that- that raised a little goofy. 04:07:12.720 --> 04:07:14.720 That raised a little goofy, man. 04:07:17.680 --> 04:07:19.680 Oh no! 04:07:20.480 --> 04:07:22.880 They still have the plant bomb, right? Oh no, it's KJ too. 04:07:24.640 --> 04:07:26.640 KJ's a little stinker. 04:07:32.640 --> 04:07:34.640 K- KJ's a little stinker! 04:07:34.640 --> 04:07:41.640 That Ray's doing it moves. 04:07:41.640 --> 04:07:53.920 Ooh, this is gonna be close, this is gonna be close, he's got it, but we'll see if the 04:07:53.920 --> 04:07:57.440 KJ appears out of nowhere. 04:07:57.440 --> 04:08:08.920 You know what, that's really good positioning for Phoenix, cuz there's like no way KJ would 04:08:08.920 --> 04:08:15.920 expecting over here 04:08:15.920 --> 04:08:18.720 you go there you go 04:08:18.720 --> 04:08:22.720 that's a fakey 04:08:22.720 --> 04:08:29.040 excellent 04:08:29.040 --> 04:08:32.320 excellent it's working 04:08:32.320 --> 04:08:37.560 strategy is working 04:08:37.560 --> 04:08:39.560 I might be able to cocoon somebody over here. 04:08:39.560 --> 04:08:41.560 Hey, ultimate ready! 04:08:43.560 --> 04:08:44.560 Might be. 04:08:44.560 --> 04:08:45.560 Let's see. 04:08:47.560 --> 04:08:49.560 Are you doing my shoes? 04:08:52.560 --> 04:08:55.560 This background music in Valorant makes it a funny cartoon. 04:08:56.560 --> 04:08:59.560 The fricking, the Christmas stuff going on right now. 04:09:00.560 --> 04:09:02.560 Oh shoot. 04:09:04.560 --> 04:09:06.560 There goes 50, bro. There goes 50. 04:09:07.560 --> 04:09:36.320 Nobody aww that's so sad, that's so sad, oh god, hold on, is somebody hitting that? 04:09:36.320 --> 04:09:38.320 Oh, Spikey, you're damn, bro. 04:09:41.320 --> 04:09:43.320 What did you do? 04:09:51.320 --> 04:09:53.320 Oh, what's the jet then? 04:10:00.320 --> 04:10:02.320 It's gotta come through here. 04:10:06.320 --> 04:10:26.880 It's gotta be coming through here. 04:10:26.880 --> 04:10:34.960 Was Bro trying to save? 04:10:34.960 --> 04:10:47.020 I already at the match point. 04:10:47.020 --> 04:10:54.300 I see, I see, I see. 04:10:54.300 --> 04:11:02.000 Oh, you can't pick it up, bro. 04:11:02.000 --> 04:11:03.000 I was wondering. 04:11:11.300 --> 04:11:12.300 Jesus. 04:11:19.700 --> 04:11:21.700 There it is! 04:11:24.500 --> 04:11:25.500 There it is! 04:11:29.000 --> 04:11:30.500 World divided! 04:11:30.500 --> 04:11:34.140 Now, we were united on that one. 04:11:34.140 --> 04:11:37.060 We got united on that one, man. 04:11:37.060 --> 04:11:38.060 Let's go. 04:11:38.060 --> 04:11:42.180 This is a few easy wins going on right now. 04:11:42.180 --> 04:11:43.180 25. 04:11:43.180 --> 04:11:44.180 Okay, okay. 04:11:44.180 --> 04:11:45.180 We're getting there. 04:11:45.180 --> 04:11:47.180 We're getting there. 04:11:47.180 --> 04:11:48.180 25. 04:11:48.180 --> 04:11:50.300 Got an hour until this refreshes. 04:11:50.300 --> 04:11:53.460 I don't like any of this, man. 04:11:53.460 --> 04:11:56.540 I know this was popular at one point, right? 04:11:56.540 --> 04:11:59.300 $35 skin. 04:11:59.300 --> 04:12:00.140 I just want to sell under well 04:12:29.300 --> 04:12:31.360 you 04:12:59.300 --> 04:13:01.360 you 04:13:29.300 --> 04:13:31.360 you 04:13:59.300 --> 04:14:01.360 you 04:14:29.300 --> 04:14:31.360 you 04:14:59.300 --> 04:15:01.300 Over and over and over and over again. 04:15:01.300 --> 04:15:03.300 Like, balance it between... 04:15:03.300 --> 04:15:05.300 both of them. 04:15:05.300 --> 04:15:07.300 Just so that it can feel a little biffy. 04:15:07.300 --> 04:15:09.300 They're like the two perfect maps. 04:15:09.300 --> 04:15:11.300 If Valorant only had two maps, 04:15:11.300 --> 04:15:13.300 these are the only two maps that they need. 04:15:13.300 --> 04:15:15.300 They don't really need any other maps. 04:15:19.300 --> 04:15:21.300 Fracture was the one that I was thinking of, by the way. 04:15:21.300 --> 04:15:23.300 They removed that one, huh? 04:15:23.300 --> 04:15:25.300 From competitive? 04:15:25.300 --> 04:15:27.300 We're gonna go with the Grenade. The Grenade is better. 04:15:27.300 --> 04:15:34.300 Who needs a ghost weapon when you got them all stuck to the floor, right? 04:15:57.300 --> 04:15:59.300 They're going seed. 04:16:06.100 --> 04:16:07.100 One of them. 04:16:08.600 --> 04:16:10.600 Ah, I should have tossed that one with good aid. 04:16:10.600 --> 04:16:12.600 I was just worried that I was gonna have time. 04:16:12.600 --> 04:16:14.600 Uh, 52 KJ. 04:16:16.600 --> 04:16:19.600 They don't have healers, so I feel like the call-out is worth it. 04:16:20.500 --> 04:16:22.500 They'll know, especially during gun round 2. 04:16:27.300 --> 04:16:31.920 This should be an easy assist for me. What is he shooting at? Hey, what's that? I saw shooting at bro 04:16:39.540 --> 04:16:41.500 How did he survive two hits? Oh 04:16:42.300 --> 04:16:44.300 So in his six train now. Oh 04:16:45.180 --> 04:16:47.660 The distance it's a distance thing. Oh, I forgot 04:16:52.060 --> 04:16:54.060 Damn 04:16:57.300 --> 04:17:01.300 Not Wukong. Not the Wukong. 04:17:05.300 --> 04:17:07.300 We're gonna go with this. 04:17:09.300 --> 04:17:11.300 Oh, bro. 04:17:14.300 --> 04:17:16.300 Bro. 04:17:17.300 --> 04:17:20.300 What a waste of time, bro. What a waste of time. 04:17:24.300 --> 04:17:26.300 Your game did not complete. 04:17:27.300 --> 04:17:37.300 your game did not complete. Unfortunately, the game is not complete-ish. 04:17:48.300 --> 04:17:54.300 Let's take a look at the skins. I could use this one for the holidays. 04:17:54.300 --> 04:18:07.020 nothing special no animation just the the glorifying Christmas lights no kill 04:18:07.020 --> 04:18:23.160 animation nothing. And then this one is a present. But we have it too. We'll use it on both. 04:18:23.160 --> 04:18:30.940 Ah! That would have been a good match. Actually you know what? I got a little worried though. 04:18:30.940 --> 04:18:38.620 So enemy really cleaned us out on that pistol round and that ISO was looking kind of saucy, 04:18:38.620 --> 04:18:40.900 shooting at midair. 04:18:40.900 --> 04:18:44.260 You know what I mean? 04:18:44.260 --> 04:18:48.940 So I'm glad we didn't risk it. 04:18:48.940 --> 04:18:52.620 We got saved if anything. 04:18:52.620 --> 04:18:54.620 You guys saved right there. 04:19:22.620 --> 04:19:34.620 What do we get, Breeze? 04:19:34.620 --> 04:19:37.620 Goddamn. 04:19:37.620 --> 04:19:40.620 Okay. 04:19:40.620 --> 04:19:46.620 We got some Breeze going on. 04:19:46.620 --> 04:19:48.620 That's cool. 04:19:48.620 --> 04:19:50.620 Sounds good. 04:19:50.620 --> 04:19:53.620 Wow you have a mic that's crazy. 04:19:53.620 --> 04:19:54.620 Yeah. 04:19:54.620 --> 04:19:55.620 Whoa. 04:19:55.620 --> 04:19:58.620 How's it going, Ethan? 04:19:58.620 --> 04:20:02.620 Um, it's going good. 04:20:02.620 --> 04:20:08.620 Does anyone else have a mic? 04:20:08.620 --> 04:20:10.620 Yeah. 04:20:10.620 --> 04:20:12.620 Oh. 04:20:20.620 --> 04:20:27.620 It's, uh, sparkles. 04:20:27.620 --> 04:20:32.620 No, no, it's Ethan. 04:20:32.620 --> 04:20:40.620 Yeah, you can do it. 04:20:40.620 --> 04:20:54.580 I would tell them I have a mic, but then at the same time, I kind of don't want to. 04:20:54.580 --> 04:20:58.980 I kind of don't want to. 04:20:58.980 --> 04:21:00.860 Any other agent, maybe? 04:21:00.860 --> 04:21:03.220 Dude, Deadlock is so good, though. 04:21:03.220 --> 04:21:08.420 Deadlock has the utility that this game needs. 04:21:08.420 --> 04:21:09.420 You know what I mean? 04:21:09.420 --> 04:21:19.120 I feel like you can play deadlock on any map, and she's way better than killjoy. 04:21:19.120 --> 04:21:24.160 And she compliments pretty much any other utility, so even if you don't have smoke or anything 04:21:24.160 --> 04:21:35.960 like that, deadlocks, deadlocks are an assisted team. 04:21:35.960 --> 04:21:38.280 I just love that the walls kind of throw them off, you know? 04:21:38.280 --> 04:21:47.400 walls they get a little flustered they don't know what to do we're doing it we're 04:21:47.400 --> 04:21:50.240 buying big we're buying big with the grenade because I feel like I'm gonna 04:21:50.240 --> 04:21:53.000 I'm gonna land some shots right here it's gonna pass 04:21:53.000 --> 04:21:55.000 I'll come be with you, Grease. 04:22:01.000 --> 04:22:03.000 Watch this, watch this, watch this. 04:22:07.000 --> 04:22:08.000 What? 04:22:09.000 --> 04:22:10.000 That's unfortunate, bro. 04:22:11.000 --> 04:22:12.000 That's unfortunate, bro. 04:22:13.000 --> 04:22:15.000 I'm going around then. 04:22:16.000 --> 04:22:18.000 You know, my lockup just kind of freezes. 04:22:20.000 --> 04:22:21.000 They might be mid too. 04:22:23.000 --> 04:22:25.700 Oh, this guy's hella annoying. No, this guy's hella annoying. 04:22:28.200 --> 04:22:29.000 This guy's hella annoying. 04:22:31.000 --> 04:22:33.000 They planted through mid! Oh my god. 04:22:38.800 --> 04:22:39.800 Wonder if one of them's over here. 04:22:47.800 --> 04:22:48.300 I see. 04:22:49.000 --> 04:22:49.800 There's the stairs. 04:22:50.700 --> 04:22:51.300 Both of them. 04:22:51.300 --> 04:22:52.000 I don't know, I don't know. 04:22:53.000 --> 04:22:56.000 One enemy remaining. Now I can focus. 04:23:01.000 --> 04:23:02.000 Nice. 04:23:11.000 --> 04:23:14.000 That's what I'm talking about. Don't worry, leave it to me. 04:23:14.000 --> 04:23:16.000 What did I just say, by the way? What did I just say? 04:23:16.000 --> 04:23:19.000 Deadlock strategies. 04:23:19.000 --> 04:23:20.000 Easy. 04:23:20.000 --> 04:23:21.000 Easy. 04:23:21.000 --> 04:23:23.720 easy also why did bro run out with his knife 04:23:23.720 --> 04:23:29.000 haha dude sassy behavior from the ISO on the enemy team 04:23:29.000 --> 04:23:32.240 run out with a knife like that I don't know 04:23:32.240 --> 04:23:35.720 I don't know man 04:23:35.720 --> 04:23:40.000 yeah I'm just gonna do light armor so I can full buy the next one 04:23:40.000 --> 04:23:43.880 utility and all 04:23:43.880 --> 04:23:48.880 Oh, smokes it. 04:23:48.880 --> 04:23:55.880 We'll do that so at least I can't cut through. 04:23:55.880 --> 04:24:05.880 I feel like maybe I can see him. 04:24:05.880 --> 04:24:10.880 Are they both there? 04:24:10.880 --> 04:24:12.880 I have to reload there if you want me. 04:24:22.640 --> 04:24:23.140 OH GOD! 04:24:26.620 --> 04:24:27.120 NOOOO! 04:24:27.640 --> 04:24:28.140 SICK THIEF RAN IT 04:24:29.160 --> 04:24:29.660 UGH 04:24:30.440 --> 04:24:31.160 oh my god please 04:24:33.160 --> 04:24:35.160 we got him with the grenade too 04:24:35.160 --> 04:24:36.520 I just missed so many shots 04:24:37.160 --> 04:24:39.560 I mean it does take only two bullets from the marshal to kill me so 04:24:39.560 --> 04:24:52.360 versus like 10 bullets from the ghost but we got it yes or we got it 04:24:52.360 --> 04:24:55.800 Look how clean this is man. 04:24:55.800 --> 04:24:56.800 Look how clean. 04:24:56.800 --> 04:24:57.800 Ooh, front here. 04:24:57.800 --> 04:24:58.800 It's so squeaky clean. 04:24:58.800 --> 04:24:59.800 Here. 04:24:59.800 --> 04:25:00.800 Oh god. 04:25:00.800 --> 04:25:01.800 Nice. 04:25:01.800 --> 04:25:02.800 No bro, no. 04:25:02.800 --> 04:25:03.800 No. 04:25:03.800 --> 04:25:04.800 No. 04:25:04.800 --> 04:25:05.800 No. 04:25:05.800 --> 04:25:06.800 No. 04:25:06.800 --> 04:25:07.800 No. 04:25:07.800 --> 04:25:08.800 No. 04:25:08.800 --> 04:25:09.800 No. 04:25:09.800 --> 04:25:10.800 No. 04:25:10.800 --> 04:25:11.800 No. 04:25:11.800 --> 04:25:12.800 No. 04:25:12.800 --> 04:25:13.800 No. 04:25:13.800 --> 04:25:14.800 No. 04:25:14.800 --> 04:25:15.800 No. 04:25:15.800 --> 04:25:22.800 No, bro. No. No. No. 04:25:22.800 --> 04:25:34.800 Oh, my God. I get so excited too when I get my ultimate. 04:25:34.800 --> 04:25:41.800 Oh, my God, bro. 04:25:41.800 --> 04:25:44.800 You know what's funny? It kind of reminds me of the book bomb for some reason. 04:25:44.800 --> 04:25:48.960 the grenade it feels very boogie bombish like you can just run at somebody 04:25:48.960 --> 04:25:53.760 and throw it it's gonna automatically make them miss their shots because it's 04:25:53.760 --> 04:26:01.240 gonna crash them you got this you got this pull a deadlock clutch let's go 04:26:01.240 --> 04:26:14.000 oh excellent excellent all right this yeah be pushed most likely 04:26:21.000 --> 04:26:24.480 put up the traps 04:26:24.480 --> 04:26:29.480 I have one, but it doesn't take any type of health. 04:26:29.480 --> 04:26:32.480 So I think I'll mid, this would actually be pretty good spot throughout the nade. 04:26:42.480 --> 04:26:44.480 Is it over there? 04:26:54.480 --> 04:26:56.480 I'm just gonna... 04:26:56.480 --> 04:26:58.480 Still over there, huh? 04:27:16.480 --> 04:27:18.480 Damn! 04:27:18.480 --> 04:27:20.480 That's good stuff. 04:27:20.480 --> 04:27:22.480 That's good stuff. 04:27:22.480 --> 04:27:24.480 That's the good stuff. 04:27:28.620 --> 04:27:30.620 They're pretty goofy with this B push. 04:27:31.480 --> 04:27:34.040 They're pretty goofy with any push, I think. 04:27:36.200 --> 04:27:38.200 Hiding in that mid. 04:27:47.760 --> 04:27:51.480 Excellent. We're doing it again. We're gonna blind throw this time. 04:27:52.480 --> 04:27:54.480 Blind throw, blind throw, let's go, let's go. 04:27:58.960 --> 04:27:59.960 Ah. 04:28:00.720 --> 04:28:02.720 Little butt, these are heated. 04:28:04.840 --> 04:28:06.340 They might rush it backwards though. 04:28:06.640 --> 04:28:07.640 So we'll catch them. 04:28:08.320 --> 04:28:10.320 Oh, they're mid, okay, okay, okay, okay. 04:28:19.720 --> 04:28:20.920 What the heck? 04:28:20.920 --> 04:28:22.920 Oh they planted over there! 04:28:32.440 --> 04:28:34.440 What is that Reina doing? 04:28:35.000 --> 04:28:37.000 God, she dies anyway. 04:28:38.920 --> 04:28:42.760 Oh hell no, hell no. And they popped the ultimate too. 04:28:45.240 --> 04:28:50.040 They were- oh my god, oh my god. Alright, it's time to throw out the grenade here. 04:28:50.920 --> 04:28:58.320 down throughout the grenade right here bro and I'm gonna throw this here it's 04:28:58.320 --> 04:29:07.280 that are you know what nah hold on don't smoke this side 04:29:07.280 --> 04:29:09.280 Oh 04:29:12.400 --> 04:29:17.940 Nobody said oh I'll be I'm on my way 04:29:29.360 --> 04:29:31.360 Damn super fun 04:29:37.280 --> 04:29:43.320 Oh my back and on my right. It's all right 04:29:58.580 --> 04:30:03.020 He missed the op shot bro, he missed the op shot bro 04:30:03.020 --> 04:30:19.320 Oh, damn, that's kind of sad, that's kind of sad bro, you could have it. 04:30:19.320 --> 04:30:25.320 Somebody had to buy me because I picked up the op. 04:30:25.320 --> 04:30:27.600 I give the I give the opt arena. I think she bought me 04:30:38.080 --> 04:30:40.700 Man, I missed up a whole plan though. I'm gonna put this here 04:30:46.660 --> 04:30:48.860 Just in case so they have to go all the way around 04:30:48.860 --> 04:31:10.580 what's this enemy team bro what is this enemy team bro I wanted to get the cocoon I always 04:31:10.580 --> 04:31:14.480 forget that once you activate the cocoon it'll go away you can't like not 04:31:14.480 --> 04:31:16.880 activate it again 04:31:16.880 --> 04:31:19.880 yeah 04:31:19.880 --> 04:31:24.400 well you're not gonna be right though I'm having like two games away from 04:31:24.400 --> 04:31:26.400 such a little one 04:31:26.400 --> 04:31:35.200 I'm gonna throw this over there just to protect me but let's do this don't 04:31:35.200 --> 04:31:38.200 smoke it bro 04:31:40.580 --> 04:31:55.700 120 Raze. They're all there. We only got one! How do we only get one, bro? Unless they 04:31:55.700 --> 04:32:12.980 They unhooked themselves faster than I anticipated them to. 04:32:12.980 --> 04:32:13.980 Get the collateral. 04:32:13.980 --> 04:32:14.980 Get the collateral. 04:32:14.980 --> 04:32:19.980 Oh my god, he got flashed by Breach. 04:32:19.980 --> 04:32:22.180 Oh my god. 04:32:22.180 --> 04:32:34.900 3 assists bro. The whole team assisted on the raise kill. Jesus. Jesus. That was good, 04:32:34.900 --> 04:32:43.460 that was good. Damn, 8 rounds. 8 rounds ahead. My god. Okay, this has got to be a B push 04:32:43.460 --> 04:33:01.860 again gotta be a bee push game bro there's no way and you know what we're 04:33:01.860 --> 04:33:04.300 We're gonna do the grenade trick again, right here. 04:33:04.300 --> 04:33:05.800 Right here. 04:33:05.800 --> 04:33:06.800 Oh! 04:33:06.800 --> 04:33:07.800 Oh! 04:33:07.800 --> 04:33:08.800 They're mid. 04:33:08.800 --> 04:33:15.800 No tunnel legal if you do it like that, right? 04:33:15.800 --> 04:33:19.800 Okay, there's no way that they went into the tunnel. 04:33:19.800 --> 04:33:24.800 So they're on it, okay. 04:33:24.800 --> 04:33:31.800 Oh my god, they're like, you know, like, oh my god. 04:33:31.800 --> 04:33:33.800 I can do that. 04:33:33.800 --> 04:33:35.800 Okay, okay. 04:33:37.800 --> 04:33:39.800 I said we could go through here. 04:33:39.800 --> 04:34:05.800 God damn, you're better. 04:34:05.800 --> 04:34:27.440 I think I hurt one to the left of me, bro, bro. 04:34:27.440 --> 04:34:29.520 They've been kind of nasty with this A push. 04:34:29.520 --> 04:34:30.520 I'll go B. 04:34:30.520 --> 04:34:34.400 I'll go B, I'll go B. 04:34:34.400 --> 04:34:36.400 I got it, I got it. 04:34:39.400 --> 04:34:41.400 What did I kill? Was it the... 04:34:42.400 --> 04:34:44.400 Was it the Yoru? 04:34:52.400 --> 04:34:54.400 Oh my god! 04:35:04.400 --> 04:35:06.400 They freaky! 04:35:06.400 --> 04:35:08.400 So last one's on A. 04:35:34.400 --> 04:35:36.400 He was here. 04:35:36.400 --> 04:35:38.400 Oh. 04:35:38.400 --> 04:35:40.400 Well, let him. 04:35:40.400 --> 04:35:42.400 Well, let me get old. 04:35:42.400 --> 04:35:44.400 Let me get old. 04:35:44.400 --> 04:35:46.400 Hey, I know his way. 04:35:46.400 --> 04:35:48.400 I'm not too old to be a user. 04:35:54.400 --> 04:35:56.400 How is that possible, bro? 04:35:56.400 --> 04:35:58.400 How is what possible? 04:35:58.400 --> 04:36:00.400 You can be with me. 04:36:00.400 --> 04:36:03.400 I think there's no way they're going to go through B again. 04:36:03.400 --> 04:36:09.340 from D again. That's like traumatizing stuff right there. That's PTSD happening every 04:36:09.340 --> 04:36:15.300 single round from now on when they go B. Definitely gonna be an A push. Worst case scenario, just 04:36:15.300 --> 04:36:16.300 grab the orb. 04:36:16.300 --> 04:36:17.800 Haha! 04:36:26.300 --> 04:36:27.800 Oh, it's me. 04:36:28.300 --> 04:36:29.800 It's me. 04:36:39.300 --> 04:36:40.800 I got you, bro. 04:36:40.800 --> 04:36:50.200 I always get worried when I use my ult because it's so like, I can't tell if you can use 04:36:50.200 --> 04:36:51.820 it through the walls or not. 04:36:51.820 --> 04:36:54.720 I think it goes around, right? 04:36:54.720 --> 04:36:55.720 That's what's annoying. 04:36:55.720 --> 04:37:00.200 If you have to be point blank, like, raise type style, it feels kind of weird. 04:37:00.200 --> 04:37:07.200 I think he's got him. 04:37:07.200 --> 04:37:16.200 I think he's got him. 04:37:16.200 --> 04:37:21.200 It's okay, it's okay. 04:37:21.200 --> 04:37:24.200 It's okay, it's alright. 04:37:24.200 --> 04:37:26.200 bike was around the third 04:37:33.200 --> 04:37:35.200 what's the what's the rain doing bro? 04:37:35.200 --> 04:37:37.200 what's the rain doing bro? 04:37:37.200 --> 04:37:39.200 what's going on over here bro? 04:37:41.200 --> 04:37:43.200 what the heck bro look a little 04:37:43.200 --> 04:37:45.200 no fence 04:37:45.200 --> 04:37:47.200 a little cool is right there 04:37:47.200 --> 04:37:49.200 bro what was that? 04:37:49.200 --> 04:37:51.200 alright let's do it let's do it 04:37:51.200 --> 04:37:56.640 Might be another A push, A or mid, I don't know. 04:37:56.640 --> 04:38:00.400 Kind of sad when they don't go over here. 04:38:00.400 --> 04:38:03.680 But I have a suspicion that it might be A because they got it. 04:38:03.680 --> 04:38:08.720 But then they also would want to fool us so they might go B. 04:38:08.720 --> 04:38:09.720 I'm going. 04:38:09.720 --> 04:38:10.720 Let's do that. 04:38:10.720 --> 04:38:11.720 Oh, what? 04:38:11.720 --> 04:38:12.720 Oh, never mind. 04:38:12.720 --> 04:38:16.160 oh what oh never mind 04:38:34.160 --> 04:38:37.200 oh good lord okay I can't see bro 04:38:37.200 --> 04:38:42.440 No, I went right in front of him too. 04:38:42.440 --> 04:38:45.040 The trade up, the trade up. 04:38:45.040 --> 04:38:51.720 Who did I get in my cocoon? 04:38:51.720 --> 04:38:54.600 Because he got freed from it, right? 04:38:54.600 --> 04:38:56.840 Who did I end up trapping there? 04:38:56.840 --> 04:39:00.560 Either way, it was worth. 04:39:00.560 --> 04:39:02.920 It was so worth, bro. 04:39:02.920 --> 04:39:06.880 It was so worth, bro. 04:39:06.880 --> 04:39:10.080 I told you deadlock was gonna be the thing. I told you deadlock was the one 04:39:23.040 --> 04:39:25.040 Damn 04:39:27.520 --> 04:39:31.560 Do you go for the the wombo combo we buy it all 04:39:31.560 --> 04:39:41.560 Let's buy it with the armor, I'll do better with the armor. 04:39:41.560 --> 04:39:58.760 Ayo, what the freak, we got it, we got it, we got it, what the freak, the head shot, 04:39:58.760 --> 04:40:14.640 a 78 headshot oh he got this got this bro ain't no way he knows there's no way 04:40:14.640 --> 04:40:18.840 that they know this he's doing up in the supply 04:40:20.200 --> 04:40:28.320 look at him man look at it worried there you go there are smoke over there 04:40:28.320 --> 04:40:31.160 Don't do that. What are you doing? Oh my god, what are you doing? 04:40:32.520 --> 04:40:34.520 Broke it through a smoke right there 04:40:34.880 --> 04:40:37.880 Kind of baited it because then this way Raynor's gonna come out of the smoke 04:40:38.400 --> 04:40:40.400 That would have been the strategy right there 04:40:40.920 --> 04:40:42.920 That was a good try. It was a good try 04:40:42.960 --> 04:40:47.140 The effort. I like the effort. The effort. I was able to see it. I was able to see it 04:40:48.440 --> 04:40:50.440 I think I'm just gonna do this 04:40:51.960 --> 04:40:53.960 I'm gonna do this 04:40:55.040 --> 04:40:57.040 Feels a little weird, but 04:40:58.320 --> 04:41:00.320 I don't have any. 04:41:00.320 --> 04:41:02.320 I have one. 04:41:02.320 --> 04:41:04.320 What do we have? 04:41:04.320 --> 04:41:06.320 Okay, okay. 04:41:25.320 --> 04:41:27.320 Oh, we're lucky. 04:41:28.320 --> 04:41:45.840 Yeah, damn, bro, Yoru, Yoru, no, wait, this is comp, right, yeah, bro, I thought this 04:41:45.840 --> 04:41:46.840 was comp. 04:41:46.840 --> 04:41:55.080 Um, it might be, it might be, not the Yoru, bro. 04:41:55.080 --> 04:42:01.080 when Ham on us will slap us with that raw fish excuse me god damn 04:42:15.080 --> 04:42:17.080 Go 04:42:21.320 --> 04:42:23.320 Go 04:42:25.080 --> 04:42:27.080 Oh my god. 04:42:30.360 --> 04:42:32.360 Oh my god. 04:42:34.360 --> 04:42:35.960 It's all dead. We're gonna trade up. We're gonna trade up. 04:42:35.960 --> 04:42:37.800 That was a percent. 04:42:37.800 --> 04:42:39.960 That was a percent. We're gonna trade up. 04:42:39.960 --> 04:42:41.600 Oh, the yoru's over there. 04:42:41.600 --> 04:42:44.600 Oh, he must have threw one of those teleports then. 04:42:51.080 --> 04:42:53.880 Uh-oh. Okay, okay, we gotta slow it down a little bit. 04:42:53.880 --> 04:42:55.880 We gotta take our time with this one. 04:42:55.880 --> 04:42:59.880 I think I'll raise the tackle here, or like mid or something, I might be here. 04:42:59.880 --> 04:43:01.880 Damn, one of them saving rounds. 04:43:01.880 --> 04:43:03.880 Just wait a minute. 04:43:04.880 --> 04:43:06.880 We could, we could. 04:43:06.880 --> 04:43:07.880 Could play it slow. 04:43:07.880 --> 04:43:09.880 Yeah, Cypher. 04:43:11.880 --> 04:43:12.880 I have an idea. 04:43:12.880 --> 04:43:14.880 I have an idea. 04:43:18.880 --> 04:43:20.880 We're gonna play it slow, don't worry. 04:43:23.880 --> 04:43:48.880 I want them to THINK we're there. 04:43:48.880 --> 04:43:50.880 one of them is gonna be in the flank bro 04:43:54.880 --> 04:43:55.880 whoo! 04:44:03.880 --> 04:44:04.880 oh shoot 04:44:10.880 --> 04:44:11.880 nothing? 04:44:11.880 --> 04:44:12.880 c'mon bro 04:44:12.880 --> 04:44:21.720 Oh, we almost had it if I killed I so I could have made my play over there to 04:44:23.160 --> 04:44:25.080 To be side damn 04:44:29.840 --> 04:44:35.640 Not bad not bad, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I think he's got it. I think he's got it 04:44:38.160 --> 04:44:40.980 You see you see all three of them, bro. Oh no 04:44:42.880 --> 04:44:47.880 Dude, it's so weird. He sets up for such good plays, and then kind of just fumbles. 04:44:47.880 --> 04:44:51.880 He gets nervous. He's got that teenage nervousness going on right now. 04:44:51.880 --> 04:44:58.880 Because he sets up really nicely, but then it's kind of like all of a sudden some carnival music is playing in the background. 04:45:01.880 --> 04:45:03.880 It's good efforts though. It's a good try. 04:45:03.880 --> 04:45:05.880 We got this. 04:45:05.880 --> 04:45:10.880 I say we bait it out on A, and then kind of rotate to B. 04:45:12.880 --> 04:45:15.420 I 04:45:15.420 --> 04:45:20.500 Said we bait out a little bit and then we could slow walk over to be and if it's not clear 04:45:25.960 --> 04:45:30.940 Nobody tell nobody tell nobody tell nobody tell 04:45:37.560 --> 04:45:39.560 Nobody tell him bro 04:45:42.880 --> 04:45:43.880 ooooh 04:45:46.040 --> 04:45:47.040 oh my god 04:45:47.360 --> 04:45:49.220 rotate rotate rotate rotate 04:45:51.260 --> 04:45:52.420 they're all there 04:45:53.760 --> 04:45:54.760 run run run 04:46:00.280 --> 04:46:01.280 got this 04:46:12.880 --> 04:46:36.960 I'm so close. I was so close to doing the moves. Oh 04:46:36.960 --> 04:46:44.960 I almost had it bro! I almost had it! I almost had it! 04:46:52.960 --> 04:46:58.960 The plan worked! Let that be known. The plan worked. 04:46:58.960 --> 04:47:05.960 It was the execution on Cyprus part. Bro, if he planted the bomb I had it covered. I had it locked down. 04:47:06.960 --> 04:47:10.960 It's okay, it's okay. We tried and it worked. 04:47:10.960 --> 04:47:14.960 She takes a little... 04:47:14.960 --> 04:47:18.960 I might as well go for this. 04:47:28.960 --> 04:47:32.960 Excellent, excellent. 04:47:36.960 --> 04:47:43.960 I'm lucky, I'm fortunate. 04:47:43.960 --> 04:47:46.960 Someone's playing. 04:47:46.960 --> 04:47:49.960 That's a good call-up. 04:47:49.960 --> 04:47:52.960 On the left. 04:47:52.960 --> 04:47:54.960 Ooh! 04:47:54.960 --> 04:47:56.960 Ooh! 04:47:56.960 --> 04:48:01.960 Alright, let's go. 04:48:01.960 --> 04:48:03.960 I 04:48:11.160 --> 04:48:13.160 What 04:48:13.700 --> 04:48:15.700 Please 04:48:18.120 --> 04:48:21.380 30 seconds left. Yo breach if you give me your phone number 04:48:28.240 --> 04:48:30.240 Hi 04:48:31.960 --> 04:48:46.900 Nice indeed. Uh oh. Uh oh. We hit him with that execution style. One more round, come 04:48:46.900 --> 04:48:56.400 on. One more round and we got this. Might be worth going through, through mid this time. 04:48:56.400 --> 04:48:58.400 How soon do you have to go breach? 04:48:59.900 --> 04:49:01.400 Might be worth it, might be worth it. 04:49:02.400 --> 04:49:03.400 Winning homie? 04:49:04.400 --> 04:49:05.400 We gotta do it! 04:49:06.400 --> 04:49:07.400 We gotta do it! 04:49:08.400 --> 04:49:10.400 The connection is really good for me this game. 04:49:10.400 --> 04:49:11.400 It's normally not like this. 04:49:15.400 --> 04:49:16.400 I heard him bro. 04:49:16.400 --> 04:49:17.400 Oh shoot! Another one! 04:49:26.400 --> 04:49:50.680 I almost had him too bro, I almost had him. 04:49:50.680 --> 04:49:55.240 Oh my god, the 200 IQ. 04:49:55.240 --> 04:50:03.640 oh nice try oh bro i had this i had this job that boozled thousand percent 04:50:05.160 --> 04:50:07.880 oh man if i landed the headshot i would have had him 04:50:14.200 --> 04:50:16.200 almost bro almost 04:50:16.200 --> 04:50:18.200 Ah 04:50:25.760 --> 04:50:28.000 To my rounds come on to my rounds 04:50:29.320 --> 04:50:34.480 They're like I might be able to get a pick here a little picky pick 04:50:44.080 --> 04:50:46.080 Jesus 04:50:46.200 --> 04:50:48.200 somebody's got to be flanking, right? 04:50:54.200 --> 04:50:56.200 let's do that, just in case 04:51:16.200 --> 04:51:18.200 God damn bro. 04:51:26.200 --> 04:51:27.200 OOH! 04:51:27.200 --> 04:51:29.200 I thought I landed the headshot. Come on. 04:51:30.200 --> 04:51:32.200 I thought the headshot was right there. 04:51:35.200 --> 04:51:37.200 Nice try, nice try. 04:51:37.200 --> 04:51:38.200 Damn! 04:51:40.200 --> 04:51:42.200 They're catching up. I'm getting a little nervous. They're catching up. 04:51:42.200 --> 04:51:50.660 up luckily we get still full by this is it this is it though man I missed like 04:51:50.660 --> 04:51:55.380 two ultimates I don't know when to use it it's the only thing I need a master 04:51:55.380 --> 04:51:59.300 right now with deadlock is the ultimate I don't know what to use on on him 04:51:59.300 --> 04:52:08.900 freaking uh I'm I'm thinking it doesn't go through walls that's why I'm nervous 04:52:08.900 --> 04:52:10.900 about it. I'm never trying to do wallscan. 04:52:38.900 --> 04:52:43.340 Oh, it was Adam. 04:52:43.340 --> 04:52:44.340 I missed. 04:52:44.340 --> 04:52:51.940 I missed on the turnaround. 04:52:51.940 --> 04:52:53.140 The spray and pray. 04:52:53.140 --> 04:53:01.660 Oh, if I landed like two bullets onto ISO, he could have cleaned them up. 04:53:01.660 --> 04:53:04.380 It's getting dicey. 04:53:04.380 --> 04:53:05.380 Getting dicey. 04:53:05.380 --> 04:53:11.860 Man, there goes my money, too. 04:53:11.860 --> 04:53:13.900 I guess we gotta do this. 04:53:13.900 --> 04:53:15.060 There goes my money. 04:53:15.060 --> 04:53:19.020 I think I'm gonna make a play through mid. 04:53:19.020 --> 04:53:20.020 No. 04:53:20.020 --> 04:53:22.140 I feel like we could do B again. 04:53:22.140 --> 04:53:26.860 I think we might be able to rush into it again. 04:53:26.860 --> 04:53:31.260 I think we could rush into B again. 04:53:31.260 --> 04:53:33.940 Worst case scenario, oh, why are they full buying? 04:53:33.940 --> 04:53:35.940 We can't rush now. 04:53:38.940 --> 04:53:40.940 I'm going this way. 04:53:47.940 --> 04:53:49.940 Ho ho ho ho! 04:53:53.940 --> 04:53:54.940 Oh no. 04:53:55.940 --> 04:53:57.940 Oh my god. 04:53:57.940 --> 04:54:09.180 Oh my god, bro 04:54:09.180 --> 04:54:38.880 Oh my god, like, 10 bullets total from this dude. 04:54:38.880 --> 04:54:39.880 He can't miss. 04:54:41.880 --> 04:54:43.720 Ah, so close. 04:54:43.720 --> 04:54:45.640 Good efforts, but so close. 04:54:49.000 --> 04:54:50.200 This is getting serious, actually. 04:54:50.200 --> 04:54:53.760 I know, bro, we were like eight rounds ahead, weren't we? 04:54:53.760 --> 04:54:55.880 It went from eight rounds ahead to like, 04:54:55.880 --> 04:54:57.680 tied up, just like that. 04:54:57.680 --> 04:54:58.680 Thanos style. 04:54:59.920 --> 04:55:01.000 Jesus. 04:55:03.040 --> 04:55:04.400 Okay, um. 04:55:06.080 --> 04:55:07.680 How do we have money? 04:55:07.680 --> 04:55:08.680 How do I have money? 04:55:08.880 --> 04:55:10.880 Did I save last round? 04:55:10.880 --> 04:55:12.880 I guess I did, right? 04:55:12.880 --> 04:55:14.880 Okay, we're actually still good. 04:55:14.880 --> 04:55:17.880 We can still win without going on to the overtime, which is what I'm really worried about. 04:55:17.880 --> 04:55:19.880 I'm gonna try and just get some picks mid. 04:55:19.880 --> 04:55:22.880 Do it for my team, you know? We're gonna have to do it for our team here. 04:55:30.880 --> 04:55:32.880 One of these. 04:55:33.880 --> 04:55:35.880 Oh, we got him for sure, bro. 04:55:38.880 --> 04:55:45.880 Somebody behind us? 04:55:45.880 --> 04:55:50.880 Oh no! 04:55:50.880 --> 04:55:57.800 We kinda got trapped there. 04:55:57.800 --> 04:55:59.640 Damn, they were all over us! 04:55:59.640 --> 04:56:02.480 They were all over us, dude! 04:56:02.480 --> 04:56:05.320 Jeez! 04:56:05.320 --> 04:56:07.400 This is it, this is it! 04:56:07.400 --> 04:56:10.840 We gotta do what we gotta do. 04:56:10.840 --> 04:56:14.880 We gotta push in somehow. 04:56:14.880 --> 04:56:16.200 Oh man. 04:56:16.200 --> 04:56:19.040 Here, you know what? 04:56:19.040 --> 04:56:20.040 I'm just gonna... 04:56:20.040 --> 04:56:21.040 No, we can't... 04:56:21.040 --> 04:56:22.040 I can't blockade us. 04:56:22.040 --> 04:56:24.040 I cannot blockade us. 04:56:24.040 --> 04:56:25.040 God damn it. 04:56:25.040 --> 04:56:26.040 I just don't want anybody... 04:56:26.040 --> 04:56:30.440 Here, I guess I set up a trap here. 04:56:30.440 --> 04:56:34.760 I mean even further away, right? 04:56:34.760 --> 04:56:36.920 Oh god. 04:56:36.920 --> 04:56:37.920 Oh god, bro. 04:56:53.240 --> 04:56:53.740 Woo! 04:56:55.500 --> 04:56:56.500 Nice, let's wait for that. 04:56:57.980 --> 04:56:58.480 Okay. 04:57:05.520 --> 04:57:06.520 Niiiice! 04:57:06.920 --> 04:57:10.360 And he used ultimate bro! 04:57:10.360 --> 04:57:12.760 Oh it's because it's last round that's why. 04:57:12.760 --> 04:57:13.760 God damn it. 04:57:13.760 --> 04:57:14.760 Oh. 04:57:14.760 --> 04:57:18.000 It's okay at least we didn't lose. 04:57:18.000 --> 04:57:21.200 Losing would have been worse. 04:57:21.200 --> 04:57:24.280 Losing would have been a lot worse. 04:57:24.280 --> 04:57:30.320 I think they're going to go B. I'm going to watch mid. 04:57:30.320 --> 04:57:35.800 I'll watch mid. 04:57:35.800 --> 04:57:39.520 I would love to set up on one of the two, but they always play mid, so it kind of makes 04:57:39.520 --> 04:57:42.960 more sense for me to just go over here. 04:57:42.960 --> 04:57:47.720 Maybe throw one of these out. 04:57:47.720 --> 04:57:58.720 I'm actually going to cross over. 04:57:58.720 --> 04:58:05.720 that 04:58:08.760 --> 04:58:12.400 uh... we're gonna rotate around 04:58:12.400 --> 04:58:19.400 we are going to rotate around baby 04:58:19.400 --> 04:58:44.640 I remember seeing him over there, but I don't know if he went around the wall 04:58:44.640 --> 04:59:07.480 Oh my goodness, good to know, good to know. 04:59:07.480 --> 04:59:10.240 No wonder I failed horribly those other times. 04:59:10.240 --> 04:59:12.360 Okay, it does not go through walls. 04:59:12.360 --> 04:59:14.480 It stops short at a wall I think, right? 04:59:14.480 --> 04:59:16.240 Is that how that works? 04:59:16.240 --> 04:59:17.320 God damn. 04:59:18.480 --> 04:59:20.600 Hey, we brought it back, bro. 04:59:20.600 --> 04:59:21.820 We brought it back. 04:59:23.820 --> 04:59:26.040 Brought it back for the team, let's go. 04:59:29.520 --> 04:59:30.360 Sheesh. 04:59:32.480 --> 04:59:33.480 Go in the arena. 04:59:33.480 --> 04:59:35.520 I appreciate this dude's bravery. 04:59:35.520 --> 04:59:36.600 That's what he's made to do. 04:59:36.600 --> 04:59:37.960 That's what he's built for. 04:59:43.160 --> 04:59:44.200 Oh, he went across. 04:59:44.480 --> 04:59:47.760 He didn't go across? 04:59:47.760 --> 04:59:49.760 Crazy. 04:59:49.760 --> 04:59:51.760 Nice. 04:59:51.760 --> 05:00:01.760 Oh, good lord. 05:00:01.760 --> 05:00:03.760 or away from the doors, you know. 05:00:05.760 --> 05:00:06.760 Oh! 05:00:06.760 --> 05:00:07.760 74, Reina. 05:00:11.760 --> 05:00:12.760 No! 05:00:14.760 --> 05:00:15.760 Why, bro? Why? 05:00:17.760 --> 05:00:18.760 Buford! 05:00:19.760 --> 05:00:21.760 Buford! Come on! 05:00:22.760 --> 05:00:24.760 Oh, Buford. 05:00:24.760 --> 05:00:26.760 No, no, no, no, no, no. 05:00:27.760 --> 05:00:29.760 No, no, no, no, no, no, Buford. 05:00:29.760 --> 05:00:31.760 Oh my god, Buford. 05:00:31.760 --> 05:00:35.760 Oh my god, Buford, why? 05:00:49.760 --> 05:00:51.760 There's no way. 05:00:51.760 --> 05:00:53.760 I 05:00:56.640 --> 05:01:01.040 You're a root bro god damn it 05:01:13.760 --> 05:01:15.760 Over time 05:01:15.760 --> 05:01:22.580 We're going back bro. We got to draw we got to draw 05:01:24.480 --> 05:01:26.480 We're gonna have to 05:01:27.040 --> 05:01:32.640 We can't deal with you for if we managed to win this round somehow we have to go and 05:01:34.720 --> 05:01:36.720 Do a draw 05:01:45.760 --> 05:01:47.760 I don't know if I should push anything. 05:01:47.760 --> 05:01:49.760 Purple, purple A, purple B. 05:01:57.760 --> 05:01:59.760 Oh my god, I just trapped them. 05:02:03.760 --> 05:02:05.760 I think they're going to B. 05:02:11.760 --> 05:02:13.760 Ooh. 05:02:15.760 --> 05:02:45.180 I've tried. I've tried so hard. Damn! If we somehow win this, give me this. Bro, we 05:02:45.180 --> 05:02:50.180 We were so close. This is like one of those games. We were so close to trying things. 05:02:50.180 --> 05:02:54.180 You know, bro? We were so close to just trying things, this whole thing. 05:02:56.180 --> 05:03:01.180 I feel like they know this is going to be A, but we are stronger as like a 4-man group. 05:03:01.180 --> 05:03:03.180 Here, let me place this. 05:03:03.180 --> 05:03:05.180 Gotta be smart. 05:03:05.180 --> 05:03:08.180 Place that over there and then place one over here too. 05:03:08.180 --> 05:03:11.180 Tired of these people flanking us, bro. 05:03:11.180 --> 05:03:13.180 Nice! Good, good, good, good, good. 05:03:13.180 --> 05:03:18.000 Evened it out evened it out ow, and it's okay 05:03:21.620 --> 05:03:23.620 And it's okay we got this 05:03:23.620 --> 05:03:43.620 I heard at least two flanking. 05:03:43.620 --> 05:03:45.620 sensor destroyed 05:03:54.180 --> 05:03:56.180 we reload 05:04:13.620 --> 05:04:40.780 Oh my god, okay, good unless you got the trade bro. Oh my god. I think we have to draw 05:04:40.780 --> 05:04:44.780 We don't have Buford. I think we got a draw. We don't have Buford. 05:04:44.780 --> 05:04:48.780 It'll just be risky. 05:04:48.780 --> 05:04:52.780 Good game guys. Good tries. Good efforts. 05:04:56.780 --> 05:05:00.780 I'll take the draw man. I'm not risking a 4v5. 05:05:00.780 --> 05:05:04.780 Dude, there's too much work bro. There's too much work. 05:05:04.780 --> 05:05:08.780 And I played so well too. Come on, give me a little points for the draw. Give me a little points. 05:05:08.780 --> 05:05:12.020 We got seven we still got seven let's go 05:05:13.700 --> 05:05:21.300 Hey, let's get it 40 minutes till that okay, okay. Hey, not a bad game not a bad game. I'll take seven on a draw 05:05:22.860 --> 05:05:25.860 Seven on a draw match MVP. I'll take 05:05:33.260 --> 05:05:36.620 Dive into it yeah, let's dive into it 05:05:36.620 --> 05:05:44.940 Dude, let's just do it real quick. How are you? Oh my god 05:05:48.860 --> 05:05:54.460 Hey, why you got triggered me like that why gonna be so real like that. I'm doing fantastic. Thank you for asking 05:05:54.580 --> 05:05:56.580 Okay, let's do this 05:05:57.180 --> 05:05:59.860 First stick doc of the day. Let's go. Let's get it started 05:06:01.540 --> 05:06:03.540 What sound like 05:06:03.540 --> 05:06:05.540 Oh 05:06:06.420 --> 05:06:08.420 Hmm 05:06:08.980 --> 05:06:10.740 Let me know the 05:06:10.740 --> 05:06:12.740 Let me know that that volume is good by the way 05:06:12.740 --> 05:06:19.860 I can't tell if my earbuds cuz I can manually control what I hear now normally I use it to balance out 05:06:23.140 --> 05:06:25.140 Bro do you see this 05:06:25.540 --> 05:06:31.180 Instead of bro ordered a big Mac, but instead got the big slack look at that 05:06:31.180 --> 05:06:34.180 damn could you eat that? 05:06:34.180 --> 05:06:37.180 I really did eat it 05:06:37.180 --> 05:06:38.180 ordered seconds 05:06:38.180 --> 05:06:39.180 can you believe that? 05:06:39.180 --> 05:06:40.180 I'm not gonna lie to you 05:06:40.180 --> 05:06:41.180 I'm a little scared 05:06:41.180 --> 05:06:43.180 I was trying to look into my fortnite account 05:06:43.180 --> 05:06:46.180 and like you know the confirm that you're not a robot 05:06:46.180 --> 05:06:47.180 is usually like it pops up 05:06:47.180 --> 05:06:48.180 choose the bicycles 05:06:48.180 --> 05:06:50.180 choose the stop sign 05:06:50.180 --> 05:06:51.180 yeah 05:06:51.180 --> 05:06:53.180 this popped up for me 05:06:56.180 --> 05:06:57.180 what the 05:06:57.180 --> 05:06:59.180 what is that 05:06:59.180 --> 05:07:05.620 What is that it's AI taking over they're starting with fortnight 05:07:07.860 --> 05:07:11.500 And they will soon be in every they know oh my god, that's so genius to 05:07:11.940 --> 05:07:17.380 Bro, what better way than to infiltrate every single household in the world 05:07:17.940 --> 05:07:21.100 Then by infiltrating through sort that it's crazy 05:07:29.180 --> 05:07:38.180 Imagine you're in a courtroom and you're like, what happened, your honor? 05:07:38.180 --> 05:07:42.680 And this is the video that plays. 05:07:42.680 --> 05:07:46.940 Real life Grand Theft Auto in Los Angeles today. 05:07:46.940 --> 05:07:53.940 Los Angeles! 05:07:53.940 --> 05:07:55.940 Wait for it. 05:07:55.940 --> 05:07:57.940 I'm waiting. 05:07:57.940 --> 05:08:00.940 Oh shoot! 05:08:03.940 --> 05:08:06.940 Bro didn't care. Bro said I had enough of life. 05:08:06.940 --> 05:08:09.940 I had enough of these taxes, god damn it. 05:08:09.940 --> 05:08:14.940 Bro zoomed by, saw the price of the gas, and was like, oh hell no! 05:08:15.940 --> 05:08:18.940 Decided he wanted to unalive himself that day. 05:08:22.940 --> 05:08:23.940 Wait for it. 05:08:23.940 --> 05:08:46.340 That's crazy my god I love these Drake edits it's so true it's so true 05:08:46.780 --> 05:08:49.640 Money for fun. It's so true 05:08:57.260 --> 05:09:03.080 You have big eyes small face I like what's your we chat? Hey, bro ask for my we chat 05:09:05.300 --> 05:09:07.300 I might give it 05:09:08.980 --> 05:09:10.980 It's true though 05:09:11.140 --> 05:09:13.140 The view from bed in Vegas 05:09:13.140 --> 05:09:16.740 This got the sphere snooping. 05:09:16.740 --> 05:09:18.300 The sphere knows everything. 05:09:18.300 --> 05:09:20.140 The sphere has seen it all, bro. 05:09:21.560 --> 05:09:24.700 There's not one thing they get away with in Vegas now 05:09:24.700 --> 05:09:25.700 because of the sphere. 05:09:26.740 --> 05:09:28.660 You think it's all tiny little images, 05:09:28.660 --> 05:09:31.640 but in reality, it's actually all tiny little cameras 05:09:31.640 --> 05:09:34.940 recording everybody's facial recognition, movements, 05:09:34.940 --> 05:09:36.260 behavior patterns. 05:09:38.140 --> 05:09:38.980 I'm just saying. 05:09:43.140 --> 05:09:46.660 Bro, let his intrusive thoughts win. 05:09:46.660 --> 05:09:50.580 Oh my god! 05:09:50.580 --> 05:09:57.420 Is that really what people want to do? 05:09:57.420 --> 05:10:01.020 I don't think I've ever wanted to do that. 05:10:01.020 --> 05:10:07.860 Is that what he said? 05:10:07.860 --> 05:10:14.860 That's a cute video. 05:10:14.860 --> 05:10:18.860 Oh, shoot. 05:10:18.860 --> 05:10:21.860 And the Fortnite emo goes wrong. 05:10:21.860 --> 05:10:25.860 We got a face full of whatever that is. 05:10:25.860 --> 05:10:29.860 Sauce and potatoes. 05:10:29.860 --> 05:10:33.860 Goddamn, bro, didn't miss lunch, though, at least. 05:10:33.860 --> 05:10:35.860 At least. 05:10:35.860 --> 05:10:41.360 The weather is completely crazy. There are heavy rains happening in areas where it never rained before. 05:10:44.860 --> 05:10:48.860 Flood in the desert, Libya, September 2023. 05:10:55.360 --> 05:10:58.860 Come on Bill Gates. What do you gotta say about this, huh? 05:11:00.360 --> 05:11:01.860 What do you gotta say about this? 05:11:03.860 --> 05:11:05.360 What are you gonna do about it? 05:11:05.860 --> 05:11:07.860 I think it's time. 05:11:10.860 --> 05:11:12.860 Hey, that's kind of wild though, right? 05:11:15.860 --> 05:11:23.860 Imagine your first trip into the desert and you just see a blood happening before your eyes. 05:11:24.860 --> 05:11:29.860 You'd probably feel out of body. You'd feel like an out of body experience. You'd be like, oh my god. 05:11:30.860 --> 05:11:34.860 Also, what do you do in that situation? Are you supposed to get anywhere? 05:11:35.860 --> 05:11:44.580 What exactly do you even do new ocean gonna be created in the new patch that's what I 05:11:44.580 --> 05:11:53.220 love to see desert is getting reworked guys the desert is getting reworked her you can't 05:11:53.220 --> 05:11:59.300 possibly describe Florida to someone in just the video you have to experience it did bro just 05:11:59.300 --> 05:12:02.420 Tokyo Drift across the dash cam 05:12:04.740 --> 05:12:13.780 While a cluster fudge of things is happening with the other cars. Oh damn with no accidents caused that's a talent 05:12:15.940 --> 05:12:17.940 Actually 05:12:22.500 --> 05:12:24.500 No not the KFC worker 05:12:24.500 --> 05:12:29.500 He was gonna retire! 05:12:29.500 --> 05:12:34.500 It was his last day! 05:12:34.500 --> 05:12:37.500 The freaking Colonel got him! 05:12:37.500 --> 05:12:42.500 Colonel lets nobody retire. 05:12:42.500 --> 05:12:44.500 The first time 05:12:53.500 --> 05:12:58.160 Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy the parallax effect? 05:13:00.100 --> 05:13:06.180 Your eyes are not deceiving y'all it is in fact and indeed not moving 05:13:07.020 --> 05:13:08.660 duh 05:13:08.660 --> 05:13:13.040 It's trying it's it's awaiting its it's turn into the next universe 05:13:21.420 --> 05:13:23.880 Emoji movie the sequel 05:13:28.820 --> 05:13:30.820 Why is that song so addictive man 05:13:38.660 --> 05:13:50.860 mid-summer the sequel uh-oh that actually be like super scary 05:13:50.860 --> 05:13:55.940 imagine this is the Airbnb that you arrive to and you just have these kids 05:13:55.940 --> 05:14:02.780 popping you in dance moves bro that would be like that'd be the end of my 05:14:02.780 --> 05:14:09.780 There goes my vacation of a window. 05:14:17.580 --> 05:14:18.980 The Mosquito said, 05:14:18.980 --> 05:14:20.980 He is the one! 05:14:20.980 --> 05:14:24.420 He is our Messiah! 05:14:24.420 --> 05:14:27.560 Follow him! 05:14:27.560 --> 05:14:30.780 He leads up to that crazy stuff. 05:14:30.780 --> 05:14:32.780 Brawl is the Mosquito Shepherd. 05:14:34.280 --> 05:14:36.280 Brawl is literally the Mosquito Shepherd. 05:14:36.280 --> 05:14:37.280 Look at this guy. 05:14:37.280 --> 05:14:39.280 Look at this guy go to work, man. 05:14:40.780 --> 05:14:43.280 Brawl, he covers his mouth for a second until you saw that. 05:14:43.280 --> 05:14:45.280 They were gonna get inside of the Shepherd. 05:14:50.280 --> 05:14:51.280 God damn. 05:14:52.280 --> 05:14:54.280 Look at that, leaving them to the light. 05:14:54.280 --> 05:14:55.280 Damn, dude. 05:14:56.780 --> 05:14:58.280 How'd they know to fall that light? 05:14:58.280 --> 05:15:03.280 Is it just like they go with whatever is the figure shiny from the situation? 05:15:03.280 --> 05:15:06.280 We follow the figure shiny. 05:15:06.280 --> 05:15:13.280 The Roman Empire is that pigeon's work the most killed by humans 10,000 years ago only 05:15:13.280 --> 05:15:16.280 to be suddenly abandoned in deep dirt. 05:15:16.280 --> 05:15:21.280 They barely build their own nest because they don't know how and live under humans. 05:15:21.280 --> 05:15:24.280 Look around humans because that's all they know. 05:15:58.280 --> 05:16:12.620 The cat is going Super Saiyan Keren Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard! 05:16:42.620 --> 05:16:52.980 hey baby there was like hey baby how you doing I see you were fresh meat on the 05:16:52.980 --> 05:16:55.260 black 05:16:57.180 --> 05:16:59.580 breaking 05:17:00.740 --> 05:17:04.860 is a distressing situation that demands immediate action reports of surface 05:17:04.860 --> 05:17:09.640 causing panic among parents revealing that more than 70 million not just parents 05:17:09.640 --> 05:17:10.640 It's me too! 05:17:10.640 --> 05:17:16.640 I can't believe that. 05:17:16.640 --> 05:17:27.640 Hey, that was a big piece! 05:17:27.640 --> 05:17:33.240 This is not initiated a product recall and continues to distribute these potentially harmful candies to show 05:17:33.240 --> 05:17:35.240 Yo, that was a big piece! 05:17:35.240 --> 05:17:37.640 This is not an isolated incident either. 05:17:37.640 --> 05:17:48.640 Tragically, a seven-year-old girl lost her life after consuming a particular brand of candy with one of the rolling candy pieces becoming watched in her throat. 05:17:48.640 --> 05:17:52.640 Consequently, 70 million of these perilous treats have been recalled. 05:17:52.640 --> 05:17:57.360 I've never even heard of that candy. Is that outside of the U.S.? 05:18:04.000 --> 05:18:09.120 Alright, I'm gonna stop the fish right there. Basically, upon further investigation though, 05:18:09.120 --> 05:18:16.160 the Reese's Cups were an isolated situation. It was a Walmart that just never threw out their candy. 05:18:16.160 --> 05:18:23.360 It was extremely old and expired Reese's Cups and that's where the incident took place was a parent 05:18:24.000 --> 05:18:27.600 Decided let me buy the on sale 50 cent 05:18:28.320 --> 05:18:34.480 Three pound bag of Reese's Cups bring it back home and then lo and behold would you would you look at that? 05:18:35.200 --> 05:18:42.640 Maggots rolling around in the chocolate. Oh my god. Maybe don't buy the three year old Reese's bro 05:18:42.640 --> 05:18:47.060 And it takes so long for for freaking chocolate to expire. Can you believe that? 05:18:47.540 --> 05:18:52.380 Imagine purchasing something that takes literally 10 years to expire. I 05:18:53.140 --> 05:18:54.640 Would never trust it 05:18:54.640 --> 05:18:56.640 Not with my life 05:19:04.180 --> 05:19:07.520 Hey, but is it the fastest cleanup or though 05:19:09.800 --> 05:19:11.800 You gonna be the fastest clean-up per 05:19:12.640 --> 05:19:31.800 clean up on aisle seven what are these mfs in it bro it's though it's the what 05:19:31.800 --> 05:19:36.600 purpose the second one my mistake original day no this cannot be 05:19:36.600 --> 05:19:38.600 Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons. 05:19:38.600 --> 05:19:39.600 For what purpose? 05:19:39.600 --> 05:19:40.600 And discard if you prefer. 05:19:40.600 --> 05:19:41.600 For what purpose? 05:19:42.600 --> 05:19:43.600 It's the second line, dude. 05:19:43.600 --> 05:19:45.600 It's when he says it for the second time. 05:19:45.600 --> 05:19:46.600 Suspecting me, bro. 05:19:46.600 --> 05:19:47.600 For what purpose? 05:19:47.600 --> 05:19:48.600 For what purpose? 05:19:48.600 --> 05:19:49.600 No, this cannot be forgiven. 05:19:49.600 --> 05:19:51.600 Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons. 05:19:51.600 --> 05:19:52.600 For what purpose? 05:19:52.600 --> 05:19:53.600 And discard if you prefer. 05:19:53.600 --> 05:19:54.600 Love it so much. 05:19:54.600 --> 05:19:55.600 God. 05:19:55.600 --> 05:19:59.600 London is so funny. 05:19:59.600 --> 05:20:01.600 For what purpose? 05:20:01.600 --> 05:20:02.600 Yeah, bitch. 05:20:02.600 --> 05:20:03.600 I said. 05:20:03.600 --> 05:20:05.600 Oh my God. 05:20:05.600 --> 05:20:08.940 Yo, classic Valorant player, everybody. 05:20:10.380 --> 05:20:14.340 Bro played one match too many of Valorant. 05:20:15.860 --> 05:20:18.860 He said, okay, one more before the night. 05:20:18.860 --> 05:20:20.660 Before we end things for the night. 05:20:20.660 --> 05:20:22.220 Oh hell, there's daylight over there, right? 05:20:22.220 --> 05:20:23.860 Bro played all through mornings. 05:20:26.940 --> 05:20:27.780 Blue up. 05:20:29.260 --> 05:20:32.500 Have you ever seen Lightning from clear blue skies? 05:20:32.500 --> 05:20:37.500 Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies? 05:20:37.500 --> 05:20:38.500 Why'd that get me? 05:20:38.500 --> 05:20:39.500 Got it, D. 05:20:39.500 --> 05:20:43.500 Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies? 05:20:43.500 --> 05:20:46.500 Why did I almost jump? 05:20:46.500 --> 05:20:48.500 Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies? 05:20:48.500 --> 05:20:49.500 Skull emojis. 05:20:49.500 --> 05:20:53.500 Hey, careful with that lightning though. 05:20:53.500 --> 05:20:55.500 That's McQueen right there. 05:20:55.500 --> 05:20:56.500 So, I burp. 05:20:56.500 --> 05:20:58.500 Nobody even noticed him. 05:20:58.500 --> 05:20:59.500 I watch right past him. 05:20:59.500 --> 05:21:01.500 Frozen bird? 05:21:06.620 --> 05:21:08.620 Put him in my yushanka, what's that? 05:21:10.300 --> 05:21:12.300 Deluxe a man purse? 05:21:12.460 --> 05:21:17.460 That's very weakening, let's go down to the dead and warm to the food side of the bed and warm to him, aww 05:21:19.300 --> 05:21:26.580 I hope this is not one of those videos that turned into and he was delicious. He made the perfect meat for my sandwich 05:21:29.500 --> 05:21:33.220 It's squeaked! 05:21:33.220 --> 05:21:47.340 Hey, let's go. 05:21:47.340 --> 05:21:49.380 Love me a good animal rescue story. 05:21:49.380 --> 05:21:59.460 Can't go wrong with that. 05:21:59.460 --> 05:22:00.460 Y'all could hear this, right? 05:22:04.960 --> 05:22:05.960 What about I'm not the only one, bro? 05:22:13.660 --> 05:22:15.160 No, no, no. 05:22:16.860 --> 05:22:17.960 Oh, hell no. 05:22:18.260 --> 05:22:18.960 He's going down. 05:22:19.560 --> 05:22:20.260 He's going down. 05:22:20.660 --> 05:22:21.460 Oh, no. 05:22:22.560 --> 05:22:24.960 Bro, you gotta just like push yourself that point. 05:22:25.460 --> 05:22:26.760 Yo, use that arm strength. 05:22:26.760 --> 05:22:27.960 Come on, pull yourself up. 05:22:27.960 --> 05:22:29.960 You can do it 05:22:30.520 --> 05:22:32.520 You can do it 05:22:33.200 --> 05:22:35.200 Just pull yourself up man. I 05:22:35.640 --> 05:22:41.120 See those biceps. Oh my god. No. No, what are you doing? Let go once you get back to that part 05:22:41.400 --> 05:22:44.120 Just let go once you get over there. Oh my god. Oh 05:22:47.120 --> 05:22:49.120 My god 05:22:52.200 --> 05:22:54.200 Rose is trying to film an innocent video 05:22:55.600 --> 05:22:57.600 You know what deserved 05:22:57.960 --> 05:23:01.320 Blast me trying to be Steve Irvine 05:23:01.320 --> 05:23:26.640 Yeah, that Chewbacca looking at her like, Ayo, Special Forces or Special Forces. 05:23:26.640 --> 05:23:28.640 Oh, I'm saying. 05:23:28.640 --> 05:23:32.640 He hasn't asked me! 05:23:32.640 --> 05:23:33.640 Oh, no, no! 05:23:33.640 --> 05:23:35.640 Okay, okay. 05:23:35.640 --> 05:23:37.640 I'm sorry, I love you, dad. 05:23:37.640 --> 05:23:39.640 I'm sorry, I love you, dad. 05:23:39.640 --> 05:23:41.640 It could be a little acoustic. 05:23:41.640 --> 05:23:44.640 It's okay, everybody's a little acoustic nowadays. 05:23:44.640 --> 05:23:48.640 Part of the cool club now. 05:23:48.640 --> 05:23:52.640 Trapstick all over like switch sports. 05:23:52.640 --> 05:24:01.160 I would never I would never know how to do this video by the way 05:24:01.160 --> 05:24:15.920 it's crazy you would just never know how to do that without this video I was doing the 05:24:15.920 --> 05:24:36.020 Lord's work. Is that true? So they just look angry but they're really very sweet 05:24:36.020 --> 05:24:49.480 is what I'm gathering from this video that's the case right it's so fluffy 05:24:49.480 --> 05:25:00.500 bro is so fluffy that's like 20 pounds of fluff alone alone it's crazy the hug on 05:25:00.500 --> 05:25:02.500 this bear must be insane. 05:25:06.000 --> 05:25:09.500 Literally the hug that this bro gives must be insane. 05:25:11.000 --> 05:25:13.500 This is a work of art. 05:25:16.500 --> 05:25:18.500 This is a work of art. 05:25:18.500 --> 05:25:20.000 Oh man, just being in your house. 05:25:20.000 --> 05:25:22.000 Both literally flashes this at you. 05:25:22.000 --> 05:25:24.000 This is a work of art. 05:25:24.000 --> 05:25:26.000 And then you can't sleep the rest of the night. 05:25:30.500 --> 05:25:43.500 Hey, that's pretty good catch, though. 05:25:43.500 --> 05:25:46.500 You believe that? 05:25:46.500 --> 05:25:51.500 Imagine that little thing crawling up your... 05:25:51.500 --> 05:25:54.500 Spectum. 05:25:54.500 --> 05:26:01.500 What's happening? 05:26:01.500 --> 05:26:07.700 God, they awakened Godzilla already? 05:26:07.700 --> 05:26:14.700 What the heck is going on here? 05:26:14.700 --> 05:26:19.780 Comments are said, so you're telling me we got SCP-096 before GTA 6? 05:26:19.780 --> 05:26:23.340 What the heck is that? 05:26:23.340 --> 05:26:25.340 Am I missing? 05:26:32.580 --> 05:26:34.580 You think bros is just gonna die? 05:26:49.020 --> 05:26:52.460 Yeah, he was that was his last day on earth thousand percent 05:26:53.340 --> 05:26:57.340 Literally my man's last day on earth. 05:27:03.220 --> 05:27:09.540 That's kind of cool. What are like you upside down as well? Because then that'd 05:27:09.540 --> 05:27:15.020 be so uncomfortable having the blood rush through your head like that. 05:27:45.020 --> 05:27:47.020 nothing to bring 05:27:54.860 --> 05:27:56.860 Jesus Christ 05:28:02.620 --> 05:28:04.620 Oh, I get it 05:28:04.860 --> 05:28:08.860 Bro, I didn't want the cat to go into the but like how are you gonna control that isn't that 05:28:09.580 --> 05:28:11.580 your responsibility 05:28:11.580 --> 05:28:16.340 If your pet just all of a sudden goes into the neighbor's yard, why are you holding 05:28:16.340 --> 05:28:19.060 that freaking neighbor responsible for that? 05:28:19.060 --> 05:28:21.460 Yeah, it looks like it's chillin' though. 05:28:21.460 --> 05:28:24.460 It's having a good time. 05:28:24.460 --> 05:28:28.460 Well, what kind of audience do we have here this evening? 05:28:28.460 --> 05:28:31.460 Anyone on a first date? 05:28:31.460 --> 05:28:32.460 Good! 05:28:32.460 --> 05:28:34.460 Any football supporters? 05:28:34.460 --> 05:28:36.460 Football supporters. 05:28:36.460 --> 05:28:38.460 Any football supporters? 05:28:38.460 --> 05:28:40.460 Football supporters. 05:28:40.460 --> 05:28:42.460 Good! 05:28:42.460 --> 05:28:44.460 Any one from out of town? 05:28:44.460 --> 05:28:46.460 Good! 05:28:46.460 --> 05:28:48.460 Where are you from, sir? 05:28:48.460 --> 05:28:50.460 Good! 05:28:50.460 --> 05:28:52.460 Good! 05:28:52.460 --> 05:28:54.460 Why does it look more AI than the actual AI? 05:28:54.460 --> 05:28:56.460 Always glad to meet someone from 05:28:56.460 --> 05:28:58.460 the other town. 05:28:58.460 --> 05:29:00.460 The future. 05:29:00.460 --> 05:29:02.460 The future. 05:29:02.460 --> 05:29:04.460 The future. 05:29:04.460 --> 05:29:09.460 I'm so accurate! 05:29:09.460 --> 05:29:12.460 Nah, it's a comedian. 05:29:12.460 --> 05:29:14.460 Super realistic though, right? 05:29:14.460 --> 05:29:36.460 Okay, but the crazy frog soundtrack's a little too much. 05:29:36.460 --> 05:29:38.460 That's just way too far. 05:29:38.460 --> 05:29:41.740 Bro, that's just way too far. 05:29:41.740 --> 05:29:45.340 i can imagine getting a prank pulled on me and i got the crazy frog 05:29:45.340 --> 05:29:48.740 soundtrack plan the background 05:29:48.740 --> 05:29:52.860 what do you mean sir 05:29:52.860 --> 05:29:54.540 are you mad at me 05:29:54.540 --> 05:29:57.860 date you talking to my boss like an insecure girlfriend 05:29:57.860 --> 05:30:01.340 alright so i'll get it to you by the end of the week 05:30:01.340 --> 05:30:05.220 what do you mean sure 05:30:05.220 --> 05:30:06.980 are you mad at me 05:30:06.980 --> 05:30:10.580 date you talking to my boss like an insecure girl 05:30:10.580 --> 05:30:12.580 He was let go immediately. 05:30:14.900 --> 05:30:15.400 Oh god. 05:30:16.680 --> 05:30:19.640 She tried kicking the things and throwing a fit and fell and hit her head. 05:30:19.640 --> 05:30:21.640 Damn, and they said karma don't exist. 05:30:24.300 --> 05:30:25.180 Conveniently though. 05:30:26.140 --> 05:30:27.340 It does exist conveniently. 05:30:28.520 --> 05:30:29.480 When it needs to. 05:30:31.180 --> 05:30:32.680 When it needs to teach you that lesson. 05:30:33.080 --> 05:30:35.480 What on earth are these creatures? 05:30:37.180 --> 05:30:38.180 That looks like a... 05:30:38.180 --> 05:30:45.160 that looks like a bear kind of that jiggy with it with some possum 05:30:45.680 --> 05:30:49.840 and then they made these two beautiful children 05:30:51.160 --> 05:30:54.160 houses 05:30:56.680 --> 05:31:01.880 you are how are you are oh I do it 05:31:01.880 --> 05:31:03.880 I was just trying to sleep in peace. 05:31:03.880 --> 05:31:04.880 You ha? 05:31:04.880 --> 05:31:06.880 Who are you? 05:31:06.880 --> 05:31:07.880 What are you doing? 05:31:07.880 --> 05:31:09.880 I think there is life about to be eaten by this dude. 05:31:11.880 --> 05:31:14.880 I'm gonna do a hoyen random shot. 05:31:17.880 --> 05:31:20.880 Gonna get the hoyen random shot! 05:31:20.880 --> 05:31:22.880 I'm so confused. 05:31:23.880 --> 05:31:27.880 Broke thought there was a terrorist attack incoming. 05:31:27.880 --> 05:31:28.720 Bumming. 05:31:31.160 --> 05:31:32.000 Look at this. 05:31:32.000 --> 05:31:34.320 Gonna get all year in random shop! 05:31:34.320 --> 05:31:36.000 I said, oh hell no. 05:31:36.000 --> 05:31:37.720 Please, not today, not in my shop. 05:31:39.080 --> 05:31:41.700 I'm gonna do a hoyen, a random shop. 05:31:45.960 --> 05:31:47.360 Sensitive content. 05:31:48.600 --> 05:31:49.680 Oh my God. 05:31:50.720 --> 05:31:52.480 Oh my God, cover your mouth. 05:31:53.680 --> 05:31:55.160 Cover your mouth right now. 05:31:55.160 --> 05:31:56.320 Sensitive content. 05:31:56.320 --> 05:31:58.320 Oh 05:32:02.840 --> 05:32:08.120 Bro kicked kick something stabbed him right in the foot 05:32:08.960 --> 05:32:10.960 God damn 05:32:11.400 --> 05:32:13.880 Pretty sure he's dead now my car is 05:32:16.240 --> 05:32:21.760 That's the fastest worker that's the fastest worker in the world right there 05:32:26.320 --> 05:32:31.320 What's going on? Ultra mode. 05:32:40.320 --> 05:32:44.320 What the heck? What the heck? 05:32:47.320 --> 05:32:51.320 Bro, push that bullet right through the metal. That's crazy. 05:32:51.320 --> 05:33:03.080 These will grow a blinker and turn down my laptop, and you're having a blast. 05:33:03.080 --> 05:33:06.660 Now I wonder what that hamster actually feels like on this. 05:33:06.660 --> 05:33:12.760 Is it running knowing that it's like, about to die or something? 05:33:12.760 --> 05:33:15.760 It's crazy. 05:33:15.760 --> 05:33:20.760 Oh, shit. 05:33:20.760 --> 05:33:25.760 Oh, hell no. 05:33:25.760 --> 05:33:29.760 Bro really did sacrifice himself, damn. 05:33:29.760 --> 05:33:31.760 I mean, he is the one that opened the door, though. 05:33:31.760 --> 05:33:33.760 I would expect nothing less. 05:33:33.760 --> 05:33:37.760 I would expect nothing less. 05:33:37.760 --> 05:33:43.760 Your rap name is... 05:33:43.760 --> 05:33:54.560 motherfucker oh shoot why is it accurate it's a little too accurate I tried to do 05:33:54.560 --> 05:34:04.240 that if you win in 30 seconds trend oh my god broke up violated got violated by 05:34:04.240 --> 05:34:13.120 the TikTok filter. Oh shoot. Ew, that might be grounds for like some suing. 05:34:13.120 --> 05:34:17.120 Damn. Goddamn. 05:34:23.120 --> 05:34:26.360 The librarian chasing me after I moved all the women's rights books into the 05:34:26.360 --> 05:34:31.240 fiction section. Oh shoot. Oh shoot! 05:34:34.240 --> 05:34:50.000 Why does this remind me of the never ending story? 05:34:50.000 --> 05:34:53.600 Kind of reminded of that. 05:34:53.600 --> 05:34:59.040 Hey, we're getting a glimpse. 05:34:59.040 --> 05:35:01.040 We're getting a glimpse of the handy work over here. 05:35:07.040 --> 05:35:09.040 The dog, dude. 05:35:09.040 --> 05:35:12.040 Oh shoot, the dog let us intrusive thoughts 05:35:12.040 --> 05:35:13.040 on this one. 05:35:19.040 --> 05:35:20.040 There's a good boy. 05:35:20.040 --> 05:35:21.040 There's a good boy. 05:35:24.040 --> 05:35:26.040 Wait, was that, bro, that was posted by Accuweather. 05:35:26.040 --> 05:35:27.040 What the heck? 05:35:27.040 --> 05:35:28.040 That's crazy. 05:35:29.040 --> 05:35:31.040 I used to have that up 05:35:32.640 --> 05:35:36.200 Now she free will chase $1 is this the dollar on a hook scenario 05:35:46.160 --> 05:35:51.840 Okay, but at what point you realize like this thing is just gonna keep flying away 05:35:51.840 --> 05:36:01.920 doesn't realize the man oh my god she's still going good Lord good Lord 05:36:01.920 --> 05:36:06.920 sometimes just gotta let it go it's the dearest 05:36:06.920 --> 05:36:13.920 Did it get to know you ever know, Bo Winder? 05:36:13.920 --> 05:36:16.920 The paste-to-olf at the end. 05:36:16.920 --> 05:36:20.920 Can you imagine that? 05:36:20.920 --> 05:36:22.920 Peacefully reading a book, having some tea and crumpets. 05:36:22.920 --> 05:36:24.920 Next thing you know, you have this one yelling. 05:36:24.920 --> 05:36:28.920 Did it get to know you ever know, Bo Winder? 05:36:28.920 --> 05:36:32.920 I'd be flabbergasted. 05:36:32.920 --> 05:36:38.840 Dubious little creature getting up to mischief. This is no good 05:36:42.640 --> 05:36:49.480 The beast is demonic in nature very icky no good the dubious little creature 05:36:49.880 --> 05:36:54.480 Getting up to something about this line, bro. I got an angel watching me get my poor 05:36:54.480 --> 05:36:56.480 I'm gonna have to try to cheat straight out of the bag 05:36:57.920 --> 05:37:00.320 The beast is demonic in nature 05:37:00.320 --> 05:37:02.320 Nature 05:37:09.800 --> 05:37:12.200 God I wonder what the original video is 05:37:13.280 --> 05:37:15.280 What is that? 05:37:16.280 --> 05:37:18.280 Very 05:37:20.960 --> 05:37:27.160 Very icky no good model phase every time he stops talking 05:37:30.320 --> 05:37:34.300 hey that's that's mewing comes first 05:37:34.300 --> 05:37:39.260 mewing comes first you can't be slacking on amuse 05:37:39.260 --> 05:37:45.260 when you open the mcgonnes bag and they got your order wrong 05:37:45.260 --> 05:37:50.460 literally 05:37:50.460 --> 05:37:54.860 there's something else they got one job 05:37:54.860 --> 05:37:56.860 One job. 05:38:04.860 --> 05:38:06.860 This is what homeschooling does to people. 05:38:24.860 --> 05:38:32.860 Man, imagine, imagine how much, how much clout, how much energy you must feel, knowing that 05:38:32.860 --> 05:38:37.420 you're getting a bunch of middle-aged men out. 05:38:37.420 --> 05:38:45.580 Pint up over the situation. 05:38:45.580 --> 05:38:48.980 Tried to wash my stinky cat and he took off my shirt. 05:38:48.980 --> 05:38:51.660 God, I hate it when that happens. 05:38:51.660 --> 05:38:53.660 God, I hate it when that happens. 05:38:53.660 --> 05:38:59.900 Yeah, it's so annoying when your stinky cat fricking takes off your shirt. 05:39:15.220 --> 05:39:15.900 This is me. 05:39:17.100 --> 05:39:18.060 I do even care. 05:39:23.660 --> 05:39:37.900 Definitely got hit by a truck. 05:39:37.900 --> 05:39:50.980 That last frame though. 05:39:50.980 --> 05:39:57.980 casually just walking by. Ain't nothing to see here man. Just another day in Ohio. 05:40:12.980 --> 05:40:19.980 Lock him up. Make sure he never gets out. Make sure little bro here never gets out. 05:40:20.980 --> 05:40:22.980 That dog up 05:40:32.680 --> 05:40:36.600 This is one tiny chef could not get 05:40:50.980 --> 05:40:57.980 It's not fair, it's not okay. 05:40:57.980 --> 05:41:03.080 Yeah, the tiny chef is so real. 05:41:03.080 --> 05:41:14.340 But good news, one year later I believe, they got the tiny chef on Paramount Plus. 05:41:14.340 --> 05:41:19.380 Kanye West won random night on October 8th, 2022. 05:41:19.380 --> 05:41:26.620 That was bro searching for Mark Zuckerberg, yes, interesting. 05:41:26.620 --> 05:41:27.620 That is a fun fact. 05:41:27.620 --> 05:41:30.380 Oh boy, not this guy. 05:41:30.380 --> 05:41:32.820 Why are we googling this guy? 05:41:32.820 --> 05:41:35.220 That's not good. 05:41:35.220 --> 05:41:49.220 And next we have, oh my god, oh my god, well, what's going on here? 05:41:49.220 --> 05:41:53.220 Well, Kanye West sure is something. 05:42:02.220 --> 05:42:04.220 Giddy Roach! 05:42:05.220 --> 05:42:07.220 Giddy Roach! 05:42:09.220 --> 05:42:12.220 That's when you get that good German poison. 05:42:19.220 --> 05:42:31.220 Sickest beat that was dropped in 2023. 05:42:49.220 --> 05:42:51.220 Damn! 05:42:59.900 --> 05:43:03.340 Why is where it's why is where it's to remember 05:43:03.340 --> 05:43:05.660 I think my seagull box, what's this? 05:43:05.660 --> 05:43:15.180 I think my seagull box, what's this? 05:43:15.180 --> 05:43:18.740 Sometimes barking just gets the job done. 05:43:18.740 --> 05:43:21.740 Just ask I show speed. 05:43:21.740 --> 05:43:33.180 Yeah, that's pretty good though, right? 05:43:33.180 --> 05:43:41.860 find it impressive. PS4 users trying to play the new Spider-Man. What could happen? 05:43:47.940 --> 05:43:55.820 Not good. Unfortunately it ain't good. We had that turbo engine sound and then 05:43:55.820 --> 05:43:58.580 Three two one blast off 05:44:04.380 --> 05:44:08.340 Hey slip fail though, come on slip fail 05:44:09.420 --> 05:44:11.660 That is the reality though of everybody trying to do it 05:44:12.740 --> 05:44:14.740 The classic juby slide 05:44:16.940 --> 05:44:18.940 They forgot it rains in Vegas oh 05:44:21.420 --> 05:44:25.660 Boy is that 30 billion dollars down the toilet? 05:44:25.820 --> 05:44:32.820 Uh-oh, nah, I think they were just posting some software update on it. 05:44:32.820 --> 05:44:35.820 Oh, shoot. 05:44:39.820 --> 05:44:41.820 Long has got caught in the wind. 05:44:41.820 --> 05:44:43.820 He's been picking off forever. 05:44:43.820 --> 05:44:45.820 Or would have gotten taken out. 05:44:51.820 --> 05:44:53.820 Ew, but I think hers looks better. 05:44:53.820 --> 05:45:01.820 Look at that. It's got that nice rat-looking thinness to it. And I think that's in right now. 05:45:01.820 --> 05:45:04.820 Beprimera chamba. 05:45:07.820 --> 05:45:11.820 No! Nooooo! 05:45:16.820 --> 05:45:18.820 Buddy actually tried to stop it though, that's crazy. 05:45:23.820 --> 05:45:25.820 I 05:45:28.620 --> 05:45:32.260 Could imagine the weight of that smack must have been like 3,000 tons 05:45:33.260 --> 05:45:37.180 fingers like that you are supposed to trust the ones you love but 05:45:37.740 --> 05:45:44.420 Sometimes they're the most dangerous. This is melody Feliciano Johnson. She's seen here pouring bleach into her 05:45:44.420 --> 05:45:46.420 I'll bring snacks. I brought a 05:45:47.380 --> 05:45:49.060 Zoll over here 05:45:49.060 --> 05:45:53.340 Y'all bring any snacks to this party tick-tock party that we're having 05:46:04.300 --> 05:46:08.300 Can you believe this by the way, can you believe this? 05:46:10.940 --> 05:46:17.380 Damn that's getting micro poisoned by your partner every single day hoping that you can collect it 05:46:17.380 --> 05:46:27.620 insurance money. Oh, I feel like you legitimately need to have a piece of your brain broken. 05:46:27.620 --> 05:46:34.380 Like some neurons ain't firing in a certain section of your brain. So you to even contemplate 05:46:34.380 --> 05:46:39.220 carrying out the action that is, because I'm sure many people think about it, but carrying 05:46:39.220 --> 05:46:46.140 out the action of like killing somebody is wild, wild. I don't even know how people do 05:46:46.140 --> 05:46:50.460 do it with animals that's crazy to me unless it's like in a survival situation 05:46:50.460 --> 05:46:56.020 right it's you or me though you know 05:46:56.900 --> 05:47:06.960 little pup man I haven't heard a little pump in forever dude 05:47:06.960 --> 05:47:09.660 real quick I ain't gonna hold you on like a man with arms just tilt one to the 05:47:09.660 --> 05:47:12.780 side right here watch this straightest fight you never remember the day 05:47:12.780 --> 05:47:16.260 The pump too slow to keep up with what my man is saying right now 05:47:16.260 --> 05:47:21.260 Yeah, man, you do that like Santa look you go back and forth like a leader. Don't laugh too hard 05:47:21.260 --> 05:47:25.560 They don't see this chocolate kid on one of you like Cabernic. Okay, Stevie Wonder says being is believing 05:47:25.560 --> 05:47:28.060 Would you say that's why they're telling me so for the snow for? 05:47:29.540 --> 05:47:31.540 That's pretty cool 05:47:31.540 --> 05:47:33.540 You do that like Santa 05:47:39.860 --> 05:47:43.220 Hey, I was going little pump flabbergasted little pump 05:47:46.260 --> 05:47:56.100 No way, no way that this guy's life didn't flash before his eyes. 05:47:56.100 --> 05:48:00.980 When you get that close dude, like you don't even know if you're going to have an affriction 05:48:00.980 --> 05:48:02.500 to be able to stop yourself. 05:48:02.500 --> 05:48:16.020 It's crazy, it's a little pump to the left, I think he is, I think he is. 05:48:16.020 --> 05:48:21.860 want nothing to do with it. It's like, oh hell no I gotta walk a whole mile with this girl. 05:48:21.860 --> 05:48:35.540 Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. Sorry, umbrella is broken. Y'all hear about the story? It was like 05:48:35.540 --> 05:48:42.740 some dude that dropped a million dollars in one dollar bills across this land. It's crazy. 05:48:46.020 --> 05:48:50.180 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 05:48:50.180 --> 05:48:51.180 Where you want it? 05:48:51.180 --> 05:48:53.600 No. I'll be your dollar, right now. Right now. 05:48:55.560 --> 05:48:58.040 Hey, that's America right there. 05:48:58.040 --> 05:48:59.040 Hell yeah. 05:48:59.040 --> 05:49:00.040 That's America. 05:49:00.040 --> 05:49:01.200 OHHHHHH! 05:49:01.200 --> 05:49:03.040 It stayed true to America! 05:49:03.040 --> 05:49:05.840 Bro, it stayed true to America! 05:49:05.840 --> 05:49:07.740 I'll be your dollar, right now. Right now. 05:49:09.100 --> 05:49:10.040 Damn. 05:49:10.040 --> 05:49:14.240 Goddard's accent is famous for being difficult to understand, 05:49:14.240 --> 05:49:17.840 But the Glaswegian accent can be even more difficult. 05:49:17.840 --> 05:49:21.840 There are words and phrases in Glasgow that sound a bit like a flowing word even. 05:49:21.840 --> 05:49:24.640 So I'm on a mission to find some people to help me translate. 05:49:25.360 --> 05:49:31.360 Okay, so I love the Glaswegian accent and I was wondering if you could teach me some local phrases. 05:49:32.000 --> 05:49:34.560 Well, it's very hard to, it doesn't even mean this is the thing. 05:49:34.560 --> 05:49:37.920 It's only it's not even your size and you're going to end up here and hardly have your size. 05:49:39.040 --> 05:49:39.760 You understand? 05:49:39.760 --> 05:49:54.760 I'm on a mission to find some people to help. 05:49:54.760 --> 05:50:02.440 I just know my co-tar girlies are here. 05:50:02.440 --> 05:50:03.440 What's that? 05:50:03.440 --> 05:50:07.440 Besides that comment though, uh, isn't that beautiful? 05:50:07.440 --> 05:50:10.440 Look at the scenery. 05:50:10.440 --> 05:50:14.440 It's gotta be cold as frick though. 05:50:14.440 --> 05:50:20.440 Cold as frick. 05:50:20.440 --> 05:50:28.440 Hey, dog knew the assignment. 05:50:28.440 --> 05:50:31.440 Dog knew the assignment. 05:50:31.440 --> 05:50:33.440 Damn! 05:50:33.440 --> 05:50:35.440 That was cold. 05:50:35.440 --> 05:50:37.440 That was cold? 05:50:37.440 --> 05:50:47.440 I don't remember why I favored this one. 05:50:47.440 --> 05:50:51.440 I think I just liked the filter and I didn't want to lose track of the filter. 05:50:51.440 --> 05:50:53.440 It's got to be that. 05:50:53.440 --> 05:50:55.440 There's no other reason. 05:50:55.440 --> 05:50:57.440 Literally no other reason. 05:50:57.440 --> 05:50:59.440 Three, two, one. 05:50:59.440 --> 05:51:06.600 those are fun though guys ever play that a lot of fun ones oh this guy's about die 05:51:06.760 --> 05:51:21.640 let's watch him die together psych three two one do look how tall that tower is 05:51:21.640 --> 05:51:24.640 That thing is like exiting the atmosphere. 05:51:45.640 --> 05:51:46.640 Oh. 05:51:47.640 --> 05:51:48.640 Oh, dirty. 05:51:51.640 --> 05:51:58.640 The FNAF movie behind the scenes, the animatronics. 05:51:58.640 --> 05:52:07.640 I don't know what, how does it go? 05:52:07.640 --> 05:52:17.640 Look at how it does. 05:52:17.640 --> 05:52:19.640 Trust me, don't trust me. 05:52:19.640 --> 05:52:21.640 It's so good. 05:52:25.640 --> 05:52:26.640 Oh man. 05:52:26.640 --> 05:52:28.640 Maybe you've seen the movie. 05:52:28.640 --> 05:52:32.640 I haven't seen the movie. 05:52:32.640 --> 05:52:34.640 I heard it was not good. 05:52:34.640 --> 05:52:36.640 Hi Freddy. 05:52:36.640 --> 05:52:38.640 That's all. That it was just not good. 05:52:38.640 --> 05:52:40.640 Yes, come on. 05:52:40.640 --> 05:52:47.480 It's giving like police down that metal slide 05:52:47.480 --> 05:52:48.480 vibes. 05:52:48.480 --> 05:52:50.480 Can I go down the slide? 05:52:50.480 --> 05:52:51.480 Yes, one. 05:52:51.480 --> 05:52:59.320 Okay, but I respect the fact that he got one slide in, and that's the one that he did. 05:52:59.320 --> 05:53:00.320 Respect that fact. 05:53:00.320 --> 05:53:05.320 Something that's good, something that's not. 05:53:05.320 --> 05:53:06.320 Oh. 05:53:06.320 --> 05:53:07.320 My God. 05:53:07.320 --> 05:53:12.320 Jesus Christ. 05:53:12.320 --> 05:53:27.320 Hey, to be real though, Australia's got some freaky creatures, man. 05:53:27.320 --> 05:53:33.320 Australia's got some type of hookup with Satan. 05:53:33.320 --> 05:53:52.280 is that drugs this is like the cartel talk right here any of you ever wanted 05:53:52.280 --> 05:53:58.560 to be on the cartel talk here it is right here bro yeah he was upon kilos on 05:53:58.560 --> 05:54:05.120 that boat on that little banana boat of theirs for some reason the business search the search 05:54:05.120 --> 05:54:13.360 is Disney 100 that's crazy what the fuck is that boy that's just dropping on earth niggie 05:54:15.920 --> 05:54:20.640 UFO falling from sky don't let the car take us down hey boy that might be a plane fool 05:54:20.640 --> 05:54:22.640 But that might be a playing game. 05:54:24.640 --> 05:54:26.640 Boy, what the fuck? 05:54:31.640 --> 05:54:32.640 What the fuck? 05:54:33.640 --> 05:54:34.640 Nope! 05:54:37.640 --> 05:54:40.640 Now how the eff you pepper spray yourself? 05:54:40.640 --> 05:54:42.640 I 05:54:49.240 --> 05:54:54.680 People got a cause of scene and a target and a woman. Oh my god 05:54:56.800 --> 05:55:04.320 Bro really did he really did put her spray himself. Oh my god, but hey, he took it like a champ though. I 05:55:05.600 --> 05:55:10.360 Mean this regard the fact that he just pepper sprayed himself bro took it like a champ 05:55:10.640 --> 05:55:16.940 He basically gave himself a warning by saying, hey, this could happen to you. 05:55:16.940 --> 05:55:21.440 I'd be scared. 05:55:21.440 --> 05:55:22.720 Okay, chill. 05:55:22.720 --> 05:55:24.240 Chill, I'm out of here. 05:55:24.240 --> 05:55:36.840 He's got to prove something to himself. 05:55:36.840 --> 05:55:40.840 Mine is well be this. Mine is well be this. 05:55:44.840 --> 05:55:46.840 It's the whimpering of that. 05:55:46.840 --> 05:55:47.840 I can't. 05:55:51.840 --> 05:55:54.840 Man, bro doesn't even want it. Bro just wanted the price. 05:55:54.840 --> 05:55:56.840 Oh, hell no. 05:55:58.840 --> 05:56:02.840 They about to get crushed. Deceased by box. 05:56:02.840 --> 05:56:08.000 Damn, imagine hearing that too while you're holding that thing. 05:56:08.000 --> 05:56:18.440 I just needed the price, bro. 05:56:18.440 --> 05:56:20.560 Strongest worker I know. 05:56:20.560 --> 05:56:31.720 Literally was. 05:56:31.720 --> 05:56:33.720 I should see if Luna does that. 05:56:43.720 --> 05:56:46.720 So cute. So cute! 05:56:46.720 --> 05:56:51.720 Nia red light pretending not to see the hobo at the window. 05:56:56.720 --> 05:56:59.720 I think literally everyone can relate to this. 05:57:01.720 --> 05:57:09.340 literally everyone can relate to this bro I did that in the window hey let's just 05:57:09.340 --> 05:57:13.260 get a little too scary 05:57:13.260 --> 05:57:16.700 don't call just text me, bitch you slow can't get on my speed 05:57:16.700 --> 05:57:20.700 they scare cuz they know I'm the I T G I R L 05:57:20.700 --> 05:57:24.700 you know I am that round, bitch don't get in time 05:57:24.700 --> 05:57:28.700 if it b***h you know i'm sexy 05:57:28.700 --> 05:57:32.620 case you need a little makeup tutorial 05:57:33.500 --> 05:57:38.620 holy she thought it was all over 05:57:38.620 --> 05:57:41.740 I mean who wouldn't that's the that's like somebody's 05:57:41.740 --> 05:57:43.980 That's most people's like worst fear man you get into the car 05:57:45.500 --> 05:57:52.380 You chilling you vibing and the next thing you know someone's creeping up on the back seat grabbing your throat 05:57:55.740 --> 05:58:00.540 Life flashing before your eyes and then on the dude. All right, let's see if they got this 05:58:04.380 --> 05:58:06.380 Hey perfection 05:58:06.380 --> 05:58:14.060 That's the perfect step back that I've seen in years. 05:58:14.060 --> 05:58:16.060 My whole life has been a lie. 05:58:16.060 --> 05:58:21.380 Hey, is that the Disney tree right there? 05:58:21.380 --> 05:58:22.380 Trees in Disneyland. 05:58:22.380 --> 05:58:25.580 Dude, that's what they should do, so that this way we don't have to deal with all that 05:58:25.580 --> 05:58:28.740 pollen when we get there. 05:58:28.740 --> 05:58:31.260 That's what they should be doing, man. 05:58:31.260 --> 05:58:34.340 Another classic birth update, by the way. 05:58:34.340 --> 05:58:40.540 He's getting that patch update right now. 05:58:40.540 --> 05:58:43.420 Very nice. 05:58:43.420 --> 05:58:48.060 Another slick back. 05:58:48.060 --> 05:58:52.460 Crayon just got crushed in via the pavement. 05:58:52.460 --> 05:59:00.940 And those 11 herbs and spices kick in. 05:59:00.940 --> 05:59:03.140 You know it! 05:59:03.140 --> 05:59:11.820 know it that's the secret recipe right there 05:59:33.140 --> 05:59:59.820 I love that and at the same time, imagine dropping the sickest beat of 2023 while you're 05:59:59.820 --> 06:00:17.380 dying no not that glass no no not that glass 06:00:29.820 --> 06:00:31.820 Hey, but the glass, please 06:00:39.300 --> 06:00:42.940 Hey, was it the Titanic the sequel 06:00:44.900 --> 06:00:51.500 That'd be kind of scary though what the heck is this a room flooded on our carnival cruise radiance. Oh hell no dude. Oh 06:00:53.020 --> 06:00:56.180 Hell no middle ocean that happens 06:00:59.820 --> 06:01:06.880 Well, what would have been really hilarious is if somebody whipped out their phone and 06:01:06.880 --> 06:01:10.600 started playing this Alindian song that my heart would go on? 06:01:10.600 --> 06:01:11.600 Oh my god. 06:01:11.600 --> 06:01:15.600 The fear that would strike into everybody's souls. 06:01:15.600 --> 06:01:17.600 Gotta make that happen. 06:01:17.600 --> 06:01:22.600 I said I'm a nostalgia vacation to Earth and I just wanted to try the ancient art of vlogging. 06:01:22.600 --> 06:01:26.600 I don't know how many of you remember this, but a couple hundred years ago, this was all 06:01:26.600 --> 06:01:28.600 a huge vacation spot. 06:01:28.600 --> 06:01:30.840 And now it's just kind of falling into disrepair. 06:01:30.840 --> 06:01:34.920 You might be wondering why I'm doing this trip in such a generic meat avatar. 06:01:34.920 --> 06:01:38.680 But if you remember, back then we had no AI body students. 06:01:38.680 --> 06:01:44.840 So you couldn't go travel infinity with something managing your body and taking care of it for 06:01:44.840 --> 06:01:45.840 you. 06:01:45.840 --> 06:01:47.760 You were really trapped in your physical and mental experience. 06:01:47.760 --> 06:01:51.840 Why would I spend years traveling to Earth in such a risky form? 06:01:51.840 --> 06:01:57.520 Really, it's just once you've had thousands of years of infinity to explore, limitations 06:01:57.520 --> 06:02:01.600 start getting really exciting. I'm taking a little nostalgia vacation to Earth. 06:02:01.600 --> 06:02:05.920 Damn. I think Bro's first destination spot was Vegas, right? 06:02:05.920 --> 06:02:09.680 I don't know how many of you remember this, but a couple hundred years ago, this was all a huge 06:02:09.680 --> 06:02:11.040 vacation spot. I think. 06:02:13.040 --> 06:02:14.560 Is that Vegas? Leave me alone! 06:02:24.800 --> 06:02:26.720 Damn, Bro got that chomp. Leave me alone! 06:02:27.520 --> 06:02:29.520 Bro, get the shit out! 06:02:30.720 --> 06:02:35.520 The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colors is to hide how dirty they are. 06:02:38.520 --> 06:02:41.520 Look at all that dust! 06:02:42.020 --> 06:02:43.520 Look at all that dust! 06:02:44.520 --> 06:02:45.520 That's wild. 06:02:53.020 --> 06:02:54.520 Oh, shoot! 06:02:54.520 --> 06:03:00.520 Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. 06:03:04.520 --> 06:03:06.520 That's one of the wildest ways to go. 06:03:08.520 --> 06:03:12.520 So we're here today to talk about the continued performance of Duke, that's kind of fun. 06:03:12.520 --> 06:03:15.520 Starbucks employed fire for wearing out ear buds. 06:03:15.520 --> 06:03:21.520 Because the first one we're going to talk about is wearing your earphones, or AirPods, repeatedly after several switching conversations on the show. 06:03:21.520 --> 06:03:27.520 I like the salt in the background. 06:03:27.520 --> 06:03:35.520 So I have on March 7th and March 8th, Chief Supervisor Layla Dalton was wearing her airpods, 06:03:35.520 --> 06:03:38.520 wireless earphones while on the clock and working a shift on the floor. 06:03:38.520 --> 06:03:39.520 How are you doing? 06:03:39.520 --> 06:03:40.520 How are you going to do the airpods? 06:03:40.520 --> 06:03:41.520 We got Milka. 06:03:41.520 --> 06:03:42.520 How are you doing? 06:03:42.520 --> 06:03:46.520 We got the popcorners, sweet chili. 06:03:46.520 --> 06:03:49.520 I don't know what to start with. 06:03:49.520 --> 06:03:53.520 Yeah, this is the perfect video, the snack tube. 06:04:02.520 --> 06:04:05.520 Why am I getting the white up? 06:04:07.520 --> 06:04:10.520 Magic skews in your actions. 06:04:19.520 --> 06:04:25.920 This is all because I'm back and it's really really sad but you guys are really missing me and it's sad that way. 06:04:25.920 --> 06:04:27.920 Imagine excusing your actions by... 06:04:27.920 --> 06:04:29.920 You guys don't care about it. 06:04:29.920 --> 06:04:32.920 Oh, using the race card. 06:04:32.920 --> 06:04:39.420 I heard what you said so I don't know why we have to talk about this but I know what the conversation will be about and I understand what you're saying. 06:04:39.420 --> 06:04:40.420 I'm gonna go pee. 06:04:40.420 --> 06:04:41.420 I'm gonna go pee. 06:04:41.420 --> 06:04:48.420 And I did that, I did that twice and never, we have one conversation. 06:04:48.420 --> 06:04:52.740 I took it off and the thing I was going to get rid of for that after 06:04:52.740 --> 06:04:55.460 I've been stealing a lot of people wearing them for over 06:04:55.460 --> 06:04:58.100 since the store started. I'm so sorry that we filled up. 06:04:58.100 --> 06:05:01.300 No, you're not sorry that that's my intention and that's definitely not mine. 06:05:01.300 --> 06:05:05.460 I can't help you though. I knew it, okay. I can't work through it today. 06:05:05.460 --> 06:05:08.180 I need to go home. Okay. Okay, I gotta go home now. 06:05:08.180 --> 06:05:10.980 I can't work today. You can do that. Okay, I can't work today. 06:05:10.980 --> 06:05:20.980 Why are you discriminating me? I don't understand what I did wrong to you. 06:05:20.980 --> 06:05:28.980 It's all because I'm black. I don't understand. 06:05:28.980 --> 06:05:30.980 The plot thickens. 06:05:30.980 --> 06:05:32.980 It's so big. 06:05:32.980 --> 06:05:34.980 Why is she crying? 06:05:34.980 --> 06:05:36.980 Why is she crying, man? 06:05:36.980 --> 06:05:38.980 She needs to wear them on different days. 06:05:38.980 --> 06:05:45.980 Why does bro need to grile in this situation? 06:06:08.980 --> 06:06:11.040 you 06:06:38.980 --> 06:06:41.040 you 06:07:08.980 --> 06:07:11.040 you 06:07:38.980 --> 06:07:41.040 you 06:08:08.980 --> 06:08:11.040 you 06:09:08.980 --> 06:09:12.980 He's still around me. He's taking stuff on behind the counter. 06:09:12.980 --> 06:09:14.980 I am. I didn't say anything. 06:09:14.980 --> 06:09:17.980 He could have been a friend of mine in a couple years. 06:09:17.980 --> 06:09:18.980 Did you see what he did? 06:09:18.980 --> 06:09:19.980 No, I'm talking to you! 06:09:19.980 --> 06:09:24.980 It's the stop talking, man. Breaks my heart. 06:09:24.980 --> 06:09:25.980 Rose going through something. 06:09:25.980 --> 06:09:28.980 An immense ocean lies beneath the Earth's surface, 06:09:28.980 --> 06:09:31.980 surpassing the combined size of all our oceans on land. 06:09:31.980 --> 06:09:37.980 To elaborate further, this ocean is located in astonishing 400 miles below the Earth's crust. 06:09:37.980 --> 06:09:39.980 Breaking's Fish! 06:10:07.980 --> 06:10:12.980 Unveil that ringwood-eye can hold up to 1.5% of its weight in water. 06:10:12.980 --> 06:10:15.980 The immensity of this unknown realm surpasses our reach, 06:10:15.980 --> 06:10:20.980 warping even the vast expanse of oceans on our terrestrial domain an astounding notion. 06:10:20.980 --> 06:10:25.980 Unveiling its secrets could furnish scientists with vital clues about the origins of our planet, 06:10:25.980 --> 06:10:29.980 bolstering the hypothesis that Earth's water originated internally, 06:10:29.980 --> 06:10:33.980 rather than being delivered by celestial bodies like asteroids and comets. 06:10:33.980 --> 06:10:35.980 Isn't that crazy? 06:10:38.540 --> 06:10:40.540 Thank you, Mr. Fish 06:10:55.340 --> 06:10:57.340 Bro, did what he was about to say 06:11:03.980 --> 06:11:25.980 the moves are fire the moves are kind of fire bro I don't care what sale this 06:11:25.980 --> 06:11:30.860 guy's got man don't whip out the moves like that you get any opportunity you 06:11:30.860 --> 06:11:32.860 Can 06:11:34.940 --> 06:11:36.940 He got that skelow booty 06:11:37.940 --> 06:11:39.940 Let's go 06:11:50.020 --> 06:11:52.140 Panera bread break in the tooth 06:11:58.220 --> 06:12:00.220 Mustard or ketchup 06:12:00.860 --> 06:12:04.900 There's still humanity in this world. Let's see. Let's see what happens here 06:12:08.180 --> 06:12:11.860 Grow eating a loaf, okay, okay 06:12:13.780 --> 06:12:15.780 The loaf and water, okay 06:12:18.020 --> 06:12:20.020 Girlie over here wasn't having it 06:12:20.540 --> 06:12:27.100 Says no, that ain't a proper nutritional meal my guy here. Let me bring you 06:12:27.100 --> 06:12:31.100 something that pecks a little more punch. 06:12:31.100 --> 06:12:34.100 Okay, but I am, I am gonna say this though. 06:12:34.100 --> 06:12:37.100 What if Bro wasn't looking for all those carbs and calories? 06:12:37.100 --> 06:12:40.100 What if Bro just wanted his loaf? 06:12:40.100 --> 06:12:43.100 That's crazy. 06:12:43.100 --> 06:12:45.100 Sharing it with the little girl. 06:12:45.100 --> 06:12:47.100 Who probably didn't need any of it. 06:12:47.100 --> 06:12:48.100 Sharing it with everybody. 06:12:48.100 --> 06:12:51.100 Okay, but I am gonna say imagine buying something for someone 06:12:51.100 --> 06:12:54.100 and then just having them see, like, give it to everyone else. 06:12:54.100 --> 06:12:56.100 This is kind of annoying. 06:12:58.100 --> 06:13:04.100 Your parents casually looking for a public restroom before you crap your pants? 06:13:07.100 --> 06:13:09.100 For real though. 06:13:09.100 --> 06:13:12.100 They're not suffering, they don't know what's going on. 06:13:12.100 --> 06:13:16.100 Hmm, uh, next pit stop, next rest stop. 06:13:16.100 --> 06:13:19.100 Five miles away, you can hold it. 06:13:19.100 --> 06:13:21.100 You can just hold it. 06:13:24.100 --> 06:13:26.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:26.100 --> 06:13:28.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:28.100 --> 06:13:30.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:30.100 --> 06:13:32.100 What does it take for me to get into that burger? 06:13:32.100 --> 06:13:34.100 You betrothed me and got stickin' out. 06:13:34.100 --> 06:13:36.100 You wouldn't even notice if you watched it live! 06:13:36.100 --> 06:13:38.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:38.100 --> 06:13:40.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:40.100 --> 06:13:42.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:42.100 --> 06:13:44.100 I'm literally behind you! 06:13:44.100 --> 06:13:46.100 God, it's so good, man. That's so good. 06:13:46.100 --> 06:13:48.100 Everything is... so many things happening on this one. 06:13:48.100 --> 06:13:50.100 It's so good. 06:13:50.100 --> 06:13:52.100 God, I love it. 06:13:52.100 --> 06:13:57.340 drop off my fingers please please please we test my finger 06:13:57.340 --> 06:13:59.100 let's test all this 06:13:59.100 --> 06:14:06.260 whoo banana not the banana 06:14:06.260 --> 06:14:11.260 carrot like so my fingers didn't fall off 06:14:11.260 --> 06:14:16.100 whoo 06:14:16.860 --> 06:14:18.860 Bro actually did it 06:14:22.100 --> 06:14:24.100 Let's out of scratch either 06:14:25.700 --> 06:14:28.900 Nah, ain't no way you guys believe that he was gonna do it 06:14:29.980 --> 06:14:32.600 Ain't no way you thought he was actually gonna do it, bro 06:14:39.860 --> 06:14:42.760 Ain't believing us God did 06:14:46.100 --> 06:14:51.460 You have to take care of it give him water. That is shy. You don't take care of it 06:14:51.460 --> 06:14:54.260 Someone literally hit the skip dialogue button on him. 06:14:54.260 --> 06:14:56.820 And believe in us. God did. 06:14:59.860 --> 06:15:01.380 Why is Khaled like that? 06:15:01.380 --> 06:15:08.100 When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to give me your meat. More meat. All of your meat. 06:15:08.900 --> 06:15:13.140 I want all of the meat. You've got to give me more meat. 06:15:13.140 --> 06:15:18.140 When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to get all the food. 06:15:18.140 --> 06:15:21.140 This is where the acoustic videos come out. 06:15:21.140 --> 06:15:23.140 I want all of this for me. 06:15:23.140 --> 06:15:25.140 You've got to get all the food. 06:15:25.140 --> 06:15:29.140 When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to get all the food. 06:15:29.140 --> 06:15:31.140 Y'all ready for this? 06:15:36.140 --> 06:15:38.140 Yeah, it's Spooderman. 06:15:38.140 --> 06:15:42.620 Hey, oh, you don't need to be doing that much 06:15:43.740 --> 06:15:49.980 Okay, calm down. Ain't no way broke in paid enough for that. No way broke in paid enough for that 06:15:52.220 --> 06:15:58.660 Sheesh, this is the official nutter butter tiktok account nutter butter they messaged me 06:16:00.820 --> 06:16:02.820 Hey, lookie, do you peanut butter? 06:16:02.820 --> 06:16:04.820 and I didn't respond. 06:16:04.820 --> 06:16:07.820 Ghost and I fear. 06:16:07.820 --> 06:16:11.020 I go, ha ha, do I peanut butter? 06:16:11.020 --> 06:16:13.420 Yes, I do. 06:16:13.420 --> 06:16:16.420 You want cookie? 06:16:16.420 --> 06:16:19.420 Yes, I want cookie. 06:16:19.420 --> 06:16:22.920 Give Andres one meal. 06:16:22.920 --> 06:16:24.420 Anyway, this is what I got. 06:16:24.420 --> 06:16:27.120 Also, I did not give him my actual meal in your dress, 06:16:27.120 --> 06:16:31.120 just to be clear. 06:16:31.120 --> 06:16:33.120 Jesus Christ 06:16:37.540 --> 06:16:39.700 Frank's peanut liquid 06:16:47.300 --> 06:16:53.840 This is the official nutter butter tick tock. That's wild bro nutter butter is wild dude 06:16:53.840 --> 06:16:55.840 I 06:16:59.600 --> 06:17:02.600 Got the classic nut sweater with some 06:17:03.320 --> 06:17:08.200 Looks like stinky peanut butter. Yes. I do. It's crazy, but the interaction alone 06:17:09.600 --> 06:17:11.600 Is the real reward, right? Oh 06:17:14.960 --> 06:17:16.960 Man oh 06:17:17.520 --> 06:17:19.520 Man 06:17:19.520 --> 06:17:21.520 That's everybody's worst nightmare right there 06:17:22.240 --> 06:17:24.420 When the wheelchair rolls up to you 06:17:25.900 --> 06:17:27.900 And they waiting 06:17:28.080 --> 06:17:32.780 They waiting it's not like they can use another stall they waiting on you, bro 06:17:34.880 --> 06:17:36.880 God damn 06:17:51.520 --> 06:18:01.520 She really thought Bro was throwing up some game signs. 06:18:01.520 --> 06:18:07.880 That would be so unfortunate. 06:18:07.880 --> 06:18:11.280 She's like honey let's get out of this neighborhood. 06:18:11.280 --> 06:18:18.960 I think we were targeted. 06:18:18.960 --> 06:18:22.240 Gerard Piquet falls through a hole trying to sign a shirt. 06:18:22.240 --> 06:18:23.240 Whoa! 06:18:23.240 --> 06:18:26.640 And there he goes. 06:18:26.640 --> 06:18:48.920 Into the next one. 06:18:48.920 --> 06:19:02.640 So sad, so sad, of all the days for a little bro, today was not the day, today was not 06:19:02.640 --> 06:19:18.760 the day, so sad, there you go, oh, psych, that was a last straw, so sad, so sad, so sad, 06:19:18.760 --> 06:19:28.840 Yeah, you know, you don't even want the ice cream anymore. 06:19:28.840 --> 06:19:31.640 At that point you're not even hungry. 06:19:31.640 --> 06:19:32.920 Double it, give it to the next person. 06:19:48.760 --> 06:20:03.760 I find it odd how so many people struggle with parallel parking. 06:20:03.760 --> 06:20:08.720 It's not, like, that complicated. 06:20:08.720 --> 06:20:09.720 Unless you get nervous. 06:20:09.720 --> 06:20:13.320 If you're getting nervous and you don't want to do all those attempts that you might need 06:20:13.320 --> 06:20:18.440 to to like get the car angled right then I'd understand the peer pressure you're 06:20:18.440 --> 06:20:25.740 facing the anxiety ramping up but otherwise you just gotta be like okay 06:20:25.740 --> 06:20:29.040 who cares man I don't care people I don't care if there's a line of 50 cars 06:20:29.040 --> 06:20:34.400 behind me I gotta park in the sticky situation okay 06:20:36.320 --> 06:20:40.160 hey they almost got it though 06:20:40.160 --> 06:20:44.280 I think they got this. 06:20:44.280 --> 06:20:50.600 They got this in the bag champ. 06:20:50.600 --> 06:20:53.520 He's a little too close to the other car, right? 06:20:53.520 --> 06:20:56.240 But I mean, I would just, I would just park right there. 06:20:56.240 --> 06:20:58.200 Put in park call today. 06:20:58.200 --> 06:21:00.880 You ain't got to do more than that. 06:21:00.880 --> 06:21:04.480 You're a little on the line, but hey, who cares? 06:21:04.480 --> 06:21:08.280 Park it, call it a day. 06:21:08.280 --> 06:21:21.920 said nope okay though hey clean clean I'm sure there was like 30 cars rubbery in 06:21:21.920 --> 06:21:28.720 the middle of the freeway Los Angeles freeway what they just hit the car and 06:21:28.720 --> 06:21:32.960 started robbing the place 06:21:38.280 --> 06:21:47.360 Nah, that looks more personal than it is random. 06:21:47.360 --> 06:21:49.520 How did they knew these guys? 06:21:49.520 --> 06:21:52.560 Also they really left their cameraman behind? 06:21:52.560 --> 06:21:58.000 Jeez. 06:21:58.000 --> 06:22:26.480 3 the unboxing scared of what 06:22:56.480 --> 06:23:04.480 Imagine taking an accidental sip of that thinking you're going to enjoy a nice coconut refresher 06:23:04.480 --> 06:23:09.480 and then you just get in a mouthful of mold. 06:23:09.480 --> 06:23:20.480 Bro, that's like the, that's like cordyceps growing out of that thing. 06:23:20.480 --> 06:23:24.000 Ayo, she would have been patient zero if she sipped that. 06:23:24.000 --> 06:23:25.280 That's what's crazy. 06:23:25.280 --> 06:23:27.120 Oh, gosh, that looks like, I don't even know what it is. 06:23:27.120 --> 06:23:29.440 She would have been patient zero, holy. 06:23:29.440 --> 06:23:31.920 It's just so nasty. 06:23:31.920 --> 06:23:32.960 Fuckin' 06:23:32.960 --> 06:23:38.080 Okay, so you guys wanted to see it. 06:23:38.080 --> 06:23:39.680 Oh my god, you're that guy. 06:23:39.680 --> 06:23:40.240 Yikers! 06:23:44.960 --> 06:23:47.680 I was walking around and I thought I heard a man coughing 06:23:47.680 --> 06:23:48.640 and this is what I saw. 06:23:50.480 --> 06:23:52.480 This is what Bart does. 06:23:52.480 --> 06:23:53.480 What? 06:23:53.480 --> 06:23:54.480 Yeah. 06:23:54.480 --> 06:23:55.480 What? 06:23:55.480 --> 06:23:56.480 God. 06:23:56.480 --> 06:23:57.480 What? 06:23:57.480 --> 06:23:58.480 What? 06:23:58.480 --> 06:23:59.480 What? 06:23:59.480 --> 06:24:00.480 What? 06:24:00.480 --> 06:24:01.480 What? 06:24:01.480 --> 06:24:02.480 God, man. 06:24:02.480 --> 06:24:04.480 When the dog sounds human. 06:24:04.480 --> 06:24:05.480 What? 06:24:05.480 --> 06:24:06.480 What? 06:24:06.480 --> 06:24:08.480 Okay, just hold your head still. 06:24:08.480 --> 06:24:10.480 What are you doing? 06:24:10.480 --> 06:24:13.480 I'm just picking up the lights, babe. 06:24:13.480 --> 06:24:17.480 Why did you learn how to do this? 06:24:17.480 --> 06:24:18.480 I'm practicing. 06:24:18.480 --> 06:24:19.480 Since when? 06:24:19.480 --> 06:24:21.480 Since when? 06:24:21.480 --> 06:24:26.480 I feel like you're going way too low. 06:24:26.480 --> 06:24:29.480 Do you want to see him? 06:24:29.480 --> 06:24:31.480 Healer! 06:24:31.480 --> 06:24:34.480 No, seriously? 06:24:34.480 --> 06:24:37.480 Oh, hell no, dude. 06:24:37.480 --> 06:24:39.480 What are you doing? 06:24:39.480 --> 06:24:41.480 That's a war crime right there. 06:24:41.480 --> 06:24:43.480 That's a war crime, bro. 06:24:43.480 --> 06:24:46.480 I'd be nervous too. 06:24:46.480 --> 06:24:48.480 Practicing since when? 06:24:48.480 --> 06:24:55.480 when. And if you don't say at least two years, I'd be like, nah, you can stop right now. 06:25:06.480 --> 06:25:09.480 A message in a bottle? 06:25:09.480 --> 06:25:16.480 I'm not sure, what's with this reader? 06:25:16.480 --> 06:25:19.480 We're unable to get the message out. 06:25:19.480 --> 06:25:21.480 Oh, they're ashes. 06:25:21.480 --> 06:25:22.480 Oh, what? 06:25:22.480 --> 06:25:23.480 Oh, no. 06:25:23.480 --> 06:25:25.480 We realize the ashes of Jeffrey. 06:25:25.480 --> 06:25:27.480 It's found please through Goddoll. 06:25:27.480 --> 06:25:37.480 And Goddoll is outgoing time, so I can continue my journey. 06:25:37.480 --> 06:25:45.660 That's crazy. That's crazy 06:25:48.080 --> 06:25:53.600 Jeffries new home is now the beaches of Australia, which I guess is so bad 06:25:57.880 --> 06:26:00.440 Fake violin panhandle exposed 06:26:07.480 --> 06:26:32.000 Despacito on the violin. 06:26:32.000 --> 06:26:33.000 It's funny. 06:26:33.000 --> 06:26:37.000 The person that's recording this is actually doing them a favor because it looks like there's 06:26:37.000 --> 06:26:44.000 more of a crowd there for them. 06:26:44.880 --> 06:26:51.880 So we get the other people intrigued. 06:26:54.920 --> 06:26:58.360 It's always this busito. 06:26:58.360 --> 06:27:02.080 So for some context, Bro's not really holding the violin 06:27:02.080 --> 06:27:04.440 in the correct way apparently. 06:27:04.440 --> 06:27:11.000 those finger placements all over the place. This guy actually plays violin so he knows 06:27:11.000 --> 06:27:13.000 I'm just trying to expose them. 06:27:19.000 --> 06:27:24.000 You're a fraud. You're a fraud. You're gonna expose you in social media. You're a fraud. 06:27:25.000 --> 06:27:32.000 Thank you for what? Stealing from people? What? For stealing? Thumbs up for stealing? 06:27:35.000 --> 06:27:38.000 Number one, what? Go bucks? Go bucks? 06:27:38.680 --> 06:27:41.940 When in doubt pretend you have no idea what the person is saying 06:27:42.780 --> 06:27:45.060 No, speak English. We can all live together 06:27:46.140 --> 06:27:48.440 Make you crazy son of a bitch ain't no way 06:27:58.920 --> 06:28:01.240 We can all just gonna move on to the next 06:28:03.720 --> 06:28:05.720 All live together 06:28:08.000 --> 06:28:17.000 He did not do that. 06:28:17.000 --> 06:28:19.000 Muchas gracias. 06:28:19.000 --> 06:28:22.000 Muchas gracias. 06:28:22.000 --> 06:28:24.000 Uh oh. 06:28:24.000 --> 06:28:26.000 Ah shit. 06:28:26.000 --> 06:28:29.000 Wait, this might actually be the weekend though. 06:28:29.000 --> 06:28:31.000 God, that muchas gracias. 06:28:31.000 --> 06:28:33.000 It's hilarious. 06:28:33.000 --> 06:28:35.000 Sent. 06:28:38.000 --> 06:28:42.700 Gotta love the beluga whale for that man. 06:28:42.700 --> 06:28:46.720 Gotta love it when the belugas pull the pranks. 06:28:46.720 --> 06:28:50.360 They just know that the kids are not as smart. 06:28:50.360 --> 06:28:55.480 God, that must have freaked her out so much too. 06:28:55.480 --> 06:29:05.840 The beluga knew exactly what it was doing, like, knew exactly what it was doing. 06:29:05.840 --> 06:29:09.680 sneaking someone through the border on patrol from the prank from the border sorry 06:29:09.680 --> 06:29:17.920 we're heading from the border yeah I lash my eye yeah you have an ID sir yes 06:29:17.920 --> 06:29:21.960 yes sir we're heading to right now 06:29:35.840 --> 06:29:41.840 I think the last thing you want to do is act nervous, but it's the it's the point of the prank 06:30:05.840 --> 06:30:12.880 complete off close that screen are y'all mind sticking out of this vehicle do you have any weapons inside the vehicle no sir there's like 06:30:12.880 --> 06:30:19.840 there's like a yes or no sir it's a yes or no 06:30:19.840 --> 06:30:39.840 get over there, get over there, don't set the truck, please don't set the truck 06:30:39.840 --> 06:30:41.840 uh-oh 06:30:57.660 --> 06:31:00.120 He's just asleep, bro 06:31:02.840 --> 06:31:06.720 Bro, he's just asleep. Hell no 06:31:09.840 --> 06:31:11.840 I'm a U.S. citizen. 06:31:11.840 --> 06:31:13.840 I'm a U.S. citizen. 06:31:13.840 --> 06:31:15.840 What country are you a citizen of? 06:31:15.840 --> 06:31:17.840 No more. 06:31:17.840 --> 06:31:19.840 That's gotta be the craziest prank. 06:31:19.840 --> 06:31:21.840 No, I'm a U.S. citizen. 06:31:21.840 --> 06:31:23.840 I'm a U.S. citizen. 06:31:23.840 --> 06:31:25.840 It's a prank. 06:31:25.840 --> 06:31:27.840 It's a prank. 06:31:27.840 --> 06:31:29.840 It's a prank. 06:31:29.840 --> 06:31:31.840 It's a prank. 06:31:31.840 --> 06:31:33.840 It's a prank. 06:31:33.840 --> 06:31:35.840 It's a prank. 06:31:35.840 --> 06:31:37.840 It's a prank. 06:31:37.840 --> 06:31:46.000 I'm not sure what they can get other than this disruption, I think, for wasting the 06:31:46.000 --> 06:31:49.400 authority's time or something like that. 06:31:49.400 --> 06:31:53.240 That's wild, man, that's dedication right there. 06:31:53.240 --> 06:31:55.240 You're trying to wake me up? 06:31:55.240 --> 06:31:56.240 What? 06:31:56.240 --> 06:31:58.240 Get him all the way over there. 06:31:58.240 --> 06:32:03.240 Get him like he worked like he'd casted the spell and he's all headed to the right. 06:32:03.240 --> 06:32:04.240 What? 06:32:04.240 --> 06:32:05.240 What? 06:32:05.240 --> 06:32:06.240 I'm gonna show you something. 06:32:06.240 --> 06:32:07.240 I'm gonna show you something. 06:32:07.240 --> 06:32:08.240 I'm gonna show you something. 06:32:08.240 --> 06:32:09.240 Go ahead and put six stars. 06:32:09.240 --> 06:32:20.540 dog's like nope all clean 06:32:20.540 --> 06:32:38.580 now homie was just sleeping come on now 06:32:38.580 --> 06:32:45.580 now. Come on now. Let me know if it's sleeping. 06:33:08.580 --> 06:33:16.220 Right. What do you think? Do you think it's gonna go? No, we're gonna go ahead and take care of the situation because you're not gonna be coming to my place. 06:33:16.220 --> 06:33:17.540 Oh man. 06:33:17.540 --> 06:33:19.380 Hey, hello. 06:33:19.380 --> 06:33:20.220 Hey. 06:33:20.220 --> 06:33:21.860 Hold on, I want to see how you're headed in the ID. 06:33:21.860 --> 06:33:22.820 Oh yeah, heading today. 06:33:22.820 --> 06:33:23.980 Uh... 06:33:23.980 --> 06:33:25.380 Your National Guard or what? 06:33:25.380 --> 06:33:25.940 Uh... 06:33:25.940 --> 06:33:27.940 Oh, no. 06:33:27.940 --> 06:33:31.380 No, we're heading from the border. 06:33:31.380 --> 06:33:31.980 Sorry? 06:33:31.980 --> 06:33:33.580 We're headed from the border. 06:33:33.580 --> 06:33:34.580 Are you coming from the border? 06:33:34.580 --> 06:33:35.740 Yeah. 06:33:35.740 --> 06:33:36.740 You all right? 06:33:36.740 --> 06:33:37.460 Yeah. 06:33:37.460 --> 06:33:38.460 Do you have an ID? 06:33:38.460 --> 06:33:39.460 It is, yeah. 06:33:39.460 --> 06:33:40.460 Yes, sir. 06:33:40.460 --> 06:33:44.460 What are you heading to right now? 06:33:44.460 --> 06:33:45.460 Um... 06:33:45.460 --> 06:33:46.460 The handshake, bro. 06:33:46.460 --> 06:33:47.460 What about you, Dad? 06:33:47.460 --> 06:33:48.460 Oh, hell no, the handshake, bro. 06:33:48.460 --> 06:34:01.180 Yeah, you can't be wasting government officials' times like that, man. 06:34:01.180 --> 06:34:06.380 I can only imagine two being that person in line being like, good lord, all this waiting 06:34:06.380 --> 06:34:26.460 hours of waiting for this prank. 06:34:26.460 --> 06:34:29.460 It's the sloth! 06:34:29.460 --> 06:34:37.620 We're gonna get you home safely, buddy. 06:34:37.620 --> 06:34:41.220 Gonna get you home safely. 06:34:41.220 --> 06:34:47.440 Oh, it's reaching for me now. 06:34:47.440 --> 06:34:48.440 It's reaching. 06:34:48.440 --> 06:34:51.940 Oh, he's coming for me! 06:34:51.940 --> 06:34:57.700 But, uh, you did not just know a sloth like that. 06:34:57.700 --> 06:35:10.780 Okay, but like, what's the worst a sloth gonna do except maybe grip you like crazy? 06:35:10.780 --> 06:35:14.420 I don't know what a sloth grip looks like, but I guess if it was gonna like, wrap its 06:35:14.420 --> 06:35:17.500 claws around your hand or something. 06:35:17.500 --> 06:35:18.500 Who knows, right? 06:35:18.500 --> 06:35:25.500 May never see that hand again. 06:35:25.500 --> 06:35:38.500 Oh my god. 06:35:38.500 --> 06:35:40.500 With pleasure. 06:35:40.500 --> 06:35:43.500 Thank you. 06:35:43.500 --> 06:35:47.000 Indian Street food. 06:35:47.000 --> 06:36:11.840 Hey, that's a whole meal right there, though. 06:36:11.840 --> 06:36:13.480 That's a whole meal right there. 06:36:13.480 --> 06:36:23.480 a lot of food. It's true though. 06:36:23.480 --> 06:36:40.480 When the horse does the slick back. God damn. We got horse slick back before GTA 6. 06:36:40.480 --> 06:36:50.220 Spider-man just go home. 06:36:50.220 --> 06:36:51.660 I love that sound by the way. 06:36:51.660 --> 06:36:53.160 Not sound by but a sound. 06:36:53.160 --> 06:36:54.660 Let me call it. 06:36:54.660 --> 06:36:55.660 The sound. 06:36:55.660 --> 06:36:56.660 Whee-wee-wee-wee-wee. 06:36:56.660 --> 06:37:06.660 This slide looks kind of creepy, man. 06:37:06.660 --> 06:37:08.660 Whoa 06:37:12.420 --> 06:37:17.300 Okay, this part right here this part right here would be horrifying 06:37:18.940 --> 06:37:23.660 Hey, oh this part right here being horrifying dude 06:37:25.780 --> 06:37:31.420 As you casually just get whirlwind into a sinking hole 06:37:31.420 --> 06:37:34.920 That's horrifying, bro. 06:37:34.920 --> 06:37:37.920 You don't know if you'll ever see the light again. 06:37:37.920 --> 06:37:39.920 And then that happens! 06:37:39.920 --> 06:37:40.920 Dude. 06:37:40.920 --> 06:37:44.600 That's crazy, but also fantastic. 06:37:44.600 --> 06:37:50.680 I would be slightly worried about entering the back rooms, but maybe worth. 06:37:50.680 --> 06:37:51.680 Maybe worth. 06:37:51.680 --> 06:37:52.680 Oh. 06:37:52.680 --> 06:37:53.680 Oh no! 06:37:53.680 --> 06:37:54.680 My air! 06:37:54.680 --> 06:38:09.360 oh no my air pods I dropped my air pods man I dropped my air pods that's the only one 06:38:09.360 --> 06:38:20.920 I have that's the only one I have that's the only one I have 06:38:20.920 --> 06:38:27.920 a shame 06:38:28.880 --> 06:38:30.440 thank you 06:38:30.440 --> 06:38:33.160 oh 06:38:33.160 --> 06:38:35.160 he was so close too 06:38:35.160 --> 06:38:38.480 all he had to do was hand her the drink 06:38:38.480 --> 06:38:41.400 oh my god bro 06:38:41.400 --> 06:38:44.520 he was so close dude 06:38:44.520 --> 06:38:45.880 it's a very bad cold man 06:38:45.880 --> 06:38:48.000 and if you notice real closely now 06:38:48.000 --> 06:38:50.320 Ro still had a smile on his face while he was falling. 06:38:52.820 --> 06:38:55.260 Now THAT is customer service, look at this. 06:38:55.760 --> 06:38:57.040 Ro's smiling all the way down. 06:38:59.200 --> 06:39:00.700 It's a very bad cult man. 06:39:04.700 --> 06:39:05.980 You a Scientologist, dude? 06:39:06.280 --> 06:39:09.240 Scientologist Defender loses it. 06:39:15.460 --> 06:39:15.960 Ayo. 06:39:15.960 --> 06:39:21.540 threat is that a threat you know what you mean why you said there's a criminal 06:39:21.540 --> 06:39:27.480 threat that's a criminal threat you go to jail for that yeah yeah yeah have a 06:39:27.480 --> 06:39:32.900 good day yeah yeah yeah huh I'm the criminal bro just lost his 10 fortnight 06:39:32.900 --> 06:39:38.380 game to break my mom having none of this he's had enough bro I have a right 06:39:38.380 --> 06:39:40.380 You're bothering him. 06:39:40.380 --> 06:39:42.380 Too bad. 06:39:42.380 --> 06:39:44.380 It's called the First Amendment. 06:39:44.380 --> 06:39:46.380 It's protected by law. 06:39:46.380 --> 06:39:48.380 I have the First Amendment right to speak out against a cult. 06:39:48.380 --> 06:39:50.380 If you want to do f- 06:39:50.380 --> 06:39:52.380 Scientology is scary. 06:39:52.380 --> 06:39:54.380 What are the codes are? 06:39:54.380 --> 06:39:56.380 Oh my god, yeah, of course. 06:39:56.380 --> 06:39:58.380 Okay. 06:40:09.280 --> 06:40:12.720 That is quite the travel to get what 06:40:17.260 --> 06:40:19.260 Yeah, you definitely huffing and puffing after that 06:40:28.100 --> 06:40:30.100 This is some wild 06:40:30.820 --> 06:40:32.440 information 06:40:32.440 --> 06:40:35.280 That I have no way of knowing if it's true or not 06:40:35.280 --> 06:40:37.280 Okay, I want to go pee 06:41:05.280 --> 06:41:14.560 that this intestinal cancer was related to ingredients in the peanut butter. So I'd be 06:41:14.560 --> 06:41:19.440 very wary about taking peanut butter. Another thing at age level is popcorn. Come on, you're 06:41:19.440 --> 06:41:23.760 looking at a stupid person right now. You're trying to fight my cancer. I'm suffering like 06:41:23.760 --> 06:41:28.560 crazy this stuff. I'm crying myself to sleep at night. We've only been given so many months to 06:41:28.560 --> 06:41:34.040 love and I'm loving peanut butter and I'm loving popcorn who would ever think of 06:41:34.040 --> 06:41:40.400 popcorn is one of the most acid foods in the world I still love Coca-Cola don't 06:41:40.400 --> 06:41:47.440 tell me Coke's bad don't tell me I could drink a liter a day oh gracious me not 06:41:47.440 --> 06:41:53.200 once did my colleges say and how I am hungry as crazy 06:41:53.200 --> 06:41:55.680 what are you eating for lunch what are you eating with them now does the old 06:41:55.680 --> 06:41:57.680 Man really know what he's saying 06:42:25.680 --> 06:42:30.540 Marjorie was my doctor's told me eat marjorie marjorie is good for you 06:42:31.060 --> 06:42:35.600 And till I saw an article where you could drive a tractor on marjorie 06:42:35.600 --> 06:42:39.840 We talk about that next anyway change the lifestyle change the life and you can beat your health 06:42:39.840 --> 06:42:44.100 It's you quite often while working with the medical practitioner. Have a great day. God bless. Bye 06:42:47.200 --> 06:42:52.400 Dude, I love the thing is whatever bros you happen about 06:42:52.400 --> 06:42:58.520 There's no way in my lifetime I would ever give up Italian food. I just love 06:42:58.520 --> 06:43:05.080 it way too much. I'd rather die eating Italian food a couple years earlier than 06:43:05.080 --> 06:43:12.120 I would be surviving. Isn't this wild? Imagine having a train pass by you that 06:43:12.120 --> 06:43:15.800 close while you're trying to enjoy some food. 06:43:15.800 --> 06:43:24.160 you see how she's like like this too I'd be nervous also that's a scary scary 06:43:24.160 --> 06:43:27.160 thing happening right there 06:43:33.160 --> 06:43:39.160 but again an alcapulco 06:43:39.160 --> 06:43:41.160 No puede ser posible. 06:43:44.160 --> 06:43:46.160 No puede ser posible. 06:43:46.160 --> 06:43:48.160 Man, hurricanes are scary. 06:43:48.160 --> 06:43:50.160 We got a lot of earthquakes over here. 06:43:50.160 --> 06:43:53.160 Hurricanes, tsunamis. 06:43:53.160 --> 06:43:55.160 I don't want to deal with any of that. 06:43:57.160 --> 06:43:59.160 Look at all that destruction. 06:44:09.160 --> 06:44:20.160 I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the boys that died 06:44:20.160 --> 06:44:21.160 for it. 06:44:21.160 --> 06:44:23.160 It's all going down the drain. 06:44:23.160 --> 06:44:25.160 Our country going to hell. 06:44:25.160 --> 06:44:27.160 And the handbasket. 06:44:27.160 --> 06:44:29.160 Well got triggered. 06:44:29.160 --> 06:44:31.160 We got the custody we had one. 06:44:31.160 --> 06:44:33.160 Well got triggered. 06:44:33.160 --> 06:44:35.160 Yeah, I can't. 06:44:48.560 --> 06:44:51.860 Well, you're about to get killed, but then they give you the egg. 06:44:51.860 --> 06:44:53.860 Ugh. Yeah, it's the same. 06:44:54.460 --> 06:44:55.660 So unfortunate. 06:44:56.460 --> 06:44:58.460 So unfortunate, bro. You could have just committed. 06:45:00.060 --> 06:45:01.560 Just stop screaming and everything. 06:45:01.920 --> 06:45:03.920 Girl got the egg 06:45:12.440 --> 06:45:19.220 Hey, oh bro left evidence behind oh my god, what an amateur 06:45:31.560 --> 06:45:35.560 Isn't that wild? Isn't that crazy? 06:45:35.560 --> 06:45:41.560 What are robots going to do next? 06:45:41.560 --> 06:45:47.560 Hey, being able to balance a ping pong ball like that is pretty crazy. 06:45:51.560 --> 06:45:55.560 And then do that! 06:46:31.560 --> 06:46:40.880 Oh, who needs people when the robot could do it all? 06:46:40.880 --> 06:46:43.160 Robot's gonna take over sports. 06:46:43.160 --> 06:46:55.880 Oh my god. 06:46:55.880 --> 06:46:58.760 Get down, Mr. President! 06:46:58.760 --> 06:47:00.760 Jesus. 06:47:00.760 --> 06:47:22.760 us. 06:47:22.760 --> 06:47:27.680 Oh, just... 06:47:27.680 --> 06:47:30.040 And the crowd goes mild. 06:47:30.040 --> 06:47:32.040 God damn. 06:47:32.040 --> 06:47:34.040 Every Mexican family has a white point. 06:47:38.040 --> 06:47:40.040 Every Mexican family has a white point. 06:47:41.040 --> 06:47:43.040 The kitchen full of like 50 people. 06:47:43.040 --> 06:47:45.040 people 06:47:56.640 --> 06:47:58.640 Hey, oh 06:47:58.680 --> 06:48:04.600 Hey, oh, it's not bad enough to get hit by one car imagine getting hit by the truck as the second car 06:48:13.040 --> 06:48:25.200 you you got what i need but you say he's just a friend and you say he's just a friend oh baby you 06:48:25.200 --> 06:48:32.560 bro knew immediately that was water you you got what i need god damn did he make that alcohol 06:48:32.560 --> 06:48:34.560 face though before him. 06:48:34.560 --> 06:48:39.560 Nah, not really. 06:48:39.560 --> 06:48:42.560 I think bro's contemplating it though. 06:48:42.560 --> 06:48:50.560 Oh baby you! 06:48:50.560 --> 06:48:52.560 Bro unlocked the secret prize. 06:48:52.560 --> 06:48:54.560 Y'all see that man sleeping? 06:48:54.560 --> 06:48:56.560 Jesus Christ. 06:48:56.560 --> 06:49:01.560 Hey, what's bro doing under there anyway? 06:49:01.560 --> 06:49:03.560 Jesus 06:49:19.880 --> 06:49:22.800 Warranted warranted 06:49:31.560 --> 06:49:39.000 wouldn't want a pet cow they're so cute they're so fluffy 06:49:39.600 --> 06:49:50.400 was it broke was it broke what is that anyway wow what is that anybody know 06:49:50.400 --> 06:49:57.840 what that is bro had massive recoil from the heat 06:49:57.840 --> 06:49:59.840 Broken Hand of the Heat. 06:49:59.840 --> 06:50:01.840 Good Lord. 06:50:01.840 --> 06:50:03.840 I love your shirt. 06:50:03.840 --> 06:50:05.840 Oh, you noticed. 06:50:05.840 --> 06:50:07.840 It's freakin' Santa Claus. 06:50:07.840 --> 06:50:09.840 Hey, my mom got me this shirt. 06:50:09.840 --> 06:50:11.840 I laughed so hard when I saw it, too. 06:50:11.840 --> 06:50:13.840 I was like, hey, only a mother can get you this shirt. 06:50:13.840 --> 06:50:15.840 I swear. 06:50:15.840 --> 06:50:17.840 It's Santa. 06:50:17.840 --> 06:50:19.840 It's Santa at the beach. 06:50:19.840 --> 06:50:21.840 It's Santa at the beach. 06:50:21.840 --> 06:50:23.840 It's Santa at the beach. 06:50:23.840 --> 06:50:25.840 It's Santa at the beach. 06:50:25.840 --> 06:50:27.520 It's signing at the beach. 06:50:29.520 --> 06:50:30.020 Alright. 06:50:33.320 --> 06:50:33.820 Next one. 06:50:38.200 --> 06:50:39.720 Grandma's like garlic powder? 06:50:39.720 --> 06:50:40.460 Oh my god. 06:50:40.800 --> 06:50:41.300 Momma! 06:50:42.000 --> 06:50:42.740 Momma! 06:50:43.400 --> 06:50:44.360 Jesus Christ. 06:50:44.800 --> 06:50:46.160 That's insane! 06:50:46.160 --> 06:50:48.160 If that right there doesn't kill her right now, 06:50:49.420 --> 06:50:53.160 bless her soul because that means she is made up. 06:50:53.160 --> 06:51:01.060 Her anatomy is made up of 90% of that garlic powder 90% of that garlic powder, bro 06:51:07.140 --> 06:51:10.140 Like the the son of the background that's insane 06:51:15.580 --> 06:51:17.580 Well, let me get my 06:51:17.580 --> 06:51:22.580 I'll chat a little closer to me. 06:51:22.580 --> 06:51:26.580 I want you guys close to me on my tablet over here. 06:51:26.580 --> 06:51:27.580 She's real close. 06:51:27.580 --> 06:51:29.580 So I can taste you. 06:51:29.580 --> 06:51:35.580 Just like this grandma is going to taste her garlic powder. 06:51:35.580 --> 06:51:38.580 POV, pump of gas in Atlanta. 06:51:38.580 --> 06:51:44.580 Face pump emoji. 06:51:44.580 --> 06:51:49.580 Never visiting Atlanta. Never gonna visit Atlanta for that. 06:52:04.580 --> 06:52:08.580 Hey, where's this guy from? I'm never visiting there too. Where's this guy from? 06:52:09.580 --> 06:52:10.580 I ain't visiting that state either. 06:52:11.580 --> 06:52:12.580 Bro! 06:52:12.580 --> 06:52:17.580 Hey, that one's coming off guard, I'm liking it a lot. 06:52:17.580 --> 06:52:18.580 Woo! 06:52:18.580 --> 06:52:19.940 That's perfect, thanks. 06:52:19.940 --> 06:52:23.180 Now we just need to do a social media background check and you're hired. 06:52:23.180 --> 06:52:24.180 Oh! 06:52:24.180 --> 06:52:25.180 Oh! 06:52:25.180 --> 06:52:26.180 Oh! 06:52:26.180 --> 06:52:30.180 I love the monkey. 06:52:30.180 --> 06:52:32.820 I love the monkey when it like just drops its mouth like that. 06:52:32.820 --> 06:52:34.820 It's so human at the same time. 06:52:34.820 --> 06:52:35.820 Look at this. 06:52:35.820 --> 06:52:36.820 Uh! 06:52:36.820 --> 06:52:38.820 I love it so much. 06:52:38.820 --> 06:52:39.820 Next! 06:52:39.820 --> 06:52:41.820 I love it so much. 06:52:41.820 --> 06:52:42.820 Max! 06:52:42.820 --> 06:52:43.820 I just wanna be clear. 06:52:43.820 --> 06:52:46.820 You're upset because we made friends with your cat. 06:52:46.820 --> 06:52:47.820 You're unreasonable people. 06:52:47.820 --> 06:52:48.820 You're holding our cat. 06:52:48.820 --> 06:52:50.820 Go in your yard and say, 06:52:50.820 --> 06:52:51.820 You're so horrible. 06:52:51.820 --> 06:52:53.820 I mean, while the cat is just chilling there, bro. 06:52:53.820 --> 06:52:54.820 She's a cat. 06:52:54.820 --> 06:52:56.820 I mean, while the cat is just chilling there, bro. 06:52:56.820 --> 06:52:57.820 Really? 06:52:57.820 --> 06:52:58.820 Okay. 06:52:58.820 --> 06:52:59.820 All right. 06:52:59.820 --> 06:53:00.820 We'll have to figure it out. 06:53:00.820 --> 06:53:01.820 Absolutely. 06:53:01.820 --> 06:53:02.820 Great idea. 06:53:02.820 --> 06:53:03.820 Cat pervert. 06:53:03.820 --> 06:53:05.820 And then he's calling him Matt. 06:53:05.820 --> 06:53:08.820 I've done nothing to prevent that. 06:53:08.820 --> 06:53:12.240 That's Evelyn right there, right? 06:53:12.240 --> 06:53:17.020 Evelyn is the neighbor and Evelyn is going to be screaming at their neighbor like this 06:53:17.020 --> 06:53:19.020 if their cat went over there. 06:53:19.020 --> 06:53:20.020 Right? 06:53:20.020 --> 06:53:25.300 Evelyn is very protective of the cat. 06:53:25.300 --> 06:53:28.540 I already know it. 06:53:28.540 --> 06:53:29.540 Jesus loves you. 06:53:29.540 --> 06:53:30.540 I love Jesus too. 06:53:30.540 --> 06:53:31.540 Thumbs up. 06:53:31.540 --> 06:53:32.540 Jesus! 06:53:32.540 --> 06:53:33.540 Hey! 06:53:33.540 --> 06:53:40.260 That's the other type of Jesus right there. That's the other type of Jesus right there 06:53:41.340 --> 06:53:43.340 Is bro prepare for this Jesus? 06:53:44.660 --> 06:53:48.580 Is bro gonna have faith that this Jesus is inside them? Hmm? 06:53:51.060 --> 06:53:53.060 Damn 06:53:53.060 --> 06:54:08.060 Magic is casually shoppin' here and what's goin' on? 06:54:08.060 --> 06:54:09.700 I love this trend by the way. 06:54:09.700 --> 06:54:14.340 Dude, I remember seeing a video where it started with like, I don't know, three or four people 06:54:14.340 --> 06:54:18.380 just crawling around in a random store and now they have like this army. 06:54:18.380 --> 06:54:20.740 This army of people that just crawls now. 06:54:20.740 --> 06:54:22.740 I love it so much. 06:54:31.620 --> 06:54:33.620 When you waited a drive-thru ordering... 06:54:36.180 --> 06:54:38.180 They're through ordering problem and you remember someone in there. 06:54:44.580 --> 06:54:47.080 I have no context about what the speech was for. 06:54:48.420 --> 06:54:48.920 Mayo! 06:54:48.920 --> 06:54:50.920 for sale 06:54:52.680 --> 06:54:55.560 He delivers that was such like vigor. You know what I mean? 06:54:56.400 --> 06:54:58.400 Mayo for Sam. God damn it 06:55:00.920 --> 06:55:03.960 I love it that it's like followed about one more thing 06:55:05.280 --> 06:55:07.280 Mayo for sale 06:55:08.120 --> 06:55:10.120 guys your buttons 06:55:10.160 --> 06:55:12.160 funny 06:55:12.160 --> 06:55:18.080 This is my average Friday night. 06:55:18.080 --> 06:55:21.080 Catch me doing this off stream. 06:55:21.080 --> 06:55:23.080 That's all I'm doing. 06:55:23.080 --> 06:55:29.920 I'm just playing the ukulele on a unicycle while doing the hula hoop while wearing a 06:55:29.920 --> 06:55:30.920 duck mask. 06:55:30.920 --> 06:55:33.280 That's all I'm doing. 06:55:33.280 --> 06:55:35.880 That's just me, every day. 06:55:35.880 --> 06:55:37.880 EY! 06:55:37.880 --> 06:55:41.760 That shark's crazy. 06:55:41.760 --> 06:55:43.760 Fish are playing too much. 06:55:45.760 --> 06:55:47.760 Bout to be fish food. 06:55:47.760 --> 06:55:49.760 Good lord. 06:55:59.760 --> 06:56:01.760 I'm gonna know what gets too bad for you guys, 06:56:01.760 --> 06:56:03.760 because I have different volume in my head so I can't. 06:56:03.760 --> 06:56:05.760 I'm not into it. 06:56:05.760 --> 06:56:07.760 They have like their own volume. 06:56:07.760 --> 06:56:09.760 Not so cool. 06:56:11.760 --> 06:56:17.360 That's like everyone's intrusive thoughts that they want to do on a car. 06:56:17.360 --> 06:56:25.240 This guy's executing that hand-eye coordination in Peckville. 06:56:25.240 --> 06:56:33.120 I think this dude was on America's Got Talent, or Britain's Got Talent, or the guy's one. 06:56:33.120 --> 06:56:39.840 Nobody knows this, but on my person, I'm actually concealing $30,000 in debt. 06:56:39.840 --> 06:56:46.400 Your depressive disorder in autism diagnosis in a block 19 and I'm waiting for the necessary moment 06:56:46.680 --> 06:56:49.760 To pull it out and reveal it to all of these people 06:56:52.200 --> 06:56:58.120 Cost X for context right this is so funny ceiling thirty thousand dollars in debt 06:56:58.800 --> 06:57:02.920 Me got so funny for context this guy this guy got viral because he 06:57:03.640 --> 06:57:07.560 He made a video about saying he was like concealing an AK-47 on his persons 06:57:07.560 --> 06:57:12.260 And he was like what showing around and it's basically like a coat that could hide it or concealer or whatever 06:57:12.500 --> 06:57:17.540 And it blew up and then all of a sudden I love I love the route that dudes take and 06:57:18.340 --> 06:57:20.660 Now he just does all these like mean things 06:57:21.180 --> 06:57:25.260 Like bouncing off of that one video. I love it so much. I 06:57:26.540 --> 06:57:28.540 Like the all my person keep it on 06:57:30.660 --> 06:57:36.700 In autism diagnosis and a block 19 and I'm waiting for the necessary block 19 06:57:37.560 --> 06:57:43.240 He's so good dude. I wish I knew how to play it with the guitar video 06:57:49.440 --> 06:57:52.240 Is that you break out of the matrix I hope you guys take notes 06:57:56.680 --> 06:58:01.700 This one is loud, okay, so I'm thinking if it's loud for me, it's gonna be loud for you guys 06:58:01.700 --> 06:58:08.140 You know what's funny? What is that design? That's not even that good. 06:58:08.140 --> 06:58:12.020 Am I thinking for thinking that's that's not really that good? 06:58:12.020 --> 06:58:17.700 Hey, but you don't... Why bro, making a mess though? 06:58:17.700 --> 06:58:20.300 Yeah, I'll be looking flabbergasted too. 06:58:20.300 --> 06:58:30.780 And at least he left a tip as the pennies soak in the latte 06:58:38.860 --> 06:58:42.060 That's that's just an average interaction in Ohio, bro 06:58:42.660 --> 06:58:46.480 That's literally your everyday interaction in Ohio go to any coffee shop 06:58:50.300 --> 06:59:01.300 It's the cat! 06:59:01.300 --> 06:59:06.300 Andrea von Ski. 06:59:06.300 --> 06:59:12.300 By the way, this track is so fire. 06:59:12.300 --> 06:59:21.700 You guys don't know what this is, I have to show you. 06:59:21.700 --> 06:59:22.700 I have to show you. 06:59:22.700 --> 06:59:25.380 Take a look at this plug real fast. 06:59:25.380 --> 06:59:27.700 I'mma plug this guy right now. 06:59:27.700 --> 06:59:34.780 Let's see what I did there by the way. 06:59:34.780 --> 06:59:39.220 My way. 06:59:39.220 --> 06:59:42.060 I've had this song. 06:59:42.060 --> 06:59:58.180 the song I've had that one like what do you call it a piece of music people stuff 06:59:58.180 --> 07:00:03.860 in my head all of last night it's playing my head like against my will all of 07:00:03.860 --> 07:00:08.500 last night. I couldn't sleep. All I had was this like specific... 07:00:11.540 --> 07:00:17.220 That's all I had in my head. It's crazy. It's so good though. 07:00:20.100 --> 07:00:27.220 And that's the daily plug. Alright. Going back to uh... Going back to where we were. 07:00:27.220 --> 07:00:37.620 so freaking good man all right where are we at 07:00:37.620 --> 07:00:50.180 bro was pissed hey see that see that's what I had might have missed it might have 07:00:50.180 --> 07:00:55.620 missed it so take a look take another look bro the tip jar the tip jar was 07:00:55.620 --> 07:01:01.300 empty the bottom so when he grabbed it the money was still there and then bro 07:01:01.300 --> 07:01:04.980 bro behind the counter was slick enough cashier was looking to be like oh hell 07:01:04.980 --> 07:01:11.180 no oh hell no not today buddy not today 07:01:11.820 --> 07:01:18.740 when the when the when the right person wins 07:01:21.780 --> 07:01:24.780 Kawasaki 07:01:25.620 --> 07:01:53.620 I think it's definitely number two or number eight. 07:01:53.620 --> 07:01:59.620 Oh no no. 07:01:59.620 --> 07:02:00.620 That. 07:02:00.620 --> 07:02:05.720 That kind of blended it though, so I guess two and a half. 07:02:05.720 --> 07:02:09.520 I think it was supposed to be three, but I think it was Kawasaki. 07:02:09.520 --> 07:02:10.520 Kawasaki sounds right. 07:02:10.520 --> 07:02:12.000 Well the house is pretty folks. 07:02:12.000 --> 07:02:14.640 It looks like the doors are the cave. 07:02:14.640 --> 07:02:17.700 What do you even do in this situation, by the way? 07:02:17.700 --> 07:02:18.860 What do you even do in this situation? 07:02:18.860 --> 07:02:19.860 Put everything up. 07:02:19.860 --> 07:02:23.060 I can't put it up any higher. 07:02:23.060 --> 07:02:33.060 It's just like water everywhere. It's just raising. Oh my God. It's just raising. It's taking everything up. 07:02:33.060 --> 07:02:41.060 Cry? It's so real. Literally. That's all you can do at that point. You just cry, man. 07:02:41.060 --> 07:02:48.060 God, when nature takes over and you just kind of like, you just got to take it. It's kind of got to take it, you know. 07:02:49.060 --> 07:02:51.060 Nature was bringing your ear to like... 07:02:52.060 --> 07:02:53.060 Let it happen. 07:02:53.060 --> 07:02:54.060 Just let it happen. 07:02:56.060 --> 07:02:57.060 Wow. 07:03:11.060 --> 07:03:13.060 Why does he hate naps so much? 07:03:18.060 --> 07:03:23.780 dude what is he? something happened to him when he took this guy took one nap 07:03:23.780 --> 07:03:29.860 somewhere at some point in time in his life and and then ever since then he is 07:03:29.860 --> 07:03:36.020 like he's trying to advocate against the maps he is protesting against it he's 07:03:36.020 --> 07:03:41.820 saying absolutely not it is the devil's work I don't know what happened bro but 07:03:41.820 --> 07:03:43.820 Clearly, it traumatized me. 07:03:43.820 --> 07:03:45.820 Clearly, it's giving him PTSD. 07:03:49.820 --> 07:03:52.820 He missed something while he was napping, and now he hates it. 07:03:52.820 --> 07:03:54.820 He'll be like, oh, you're right. 07:03:54.820 --> 07:03:57.820 That would definitely fuel up the little, uh... 07:03:57.820 --> 07:03:59.820 This is what he missed. 07:03:59.820 --> 07:04:01.820 This is literally what he missed. 07:04:01.820 --> 07:04:04.820 He's so angry that he wasn't at the train station to be able to witness this for himself. 07:04:04.820 --> 07:04:07.820 Because instead, he was taking a nap. 07:04:08.820 --> 07:04:10.820 You're right, you're right. 07:04:11.820 --> 07:04:13.820 Wild Splicer 07:04:15.820 --> 07:04:16.820 Flying Loose Lake 07:04:30.820 --> 07:04:32.820 They got MaryLive 07:04:32.820 --> 07:04:58.820 I am going to buy my alliance, he was already anxious, he was already asking me to buy my alliance, 07:04:58.820 --> 07:05:02.820 He bought my alliance, he's already here, he's going to buy my alliance. 07:05:02.820 --> 07:05:06.820 It took him a long time, but now he's going to buy my alliance. 07:05:06.820 --> 07:05:09.820 I don't know if you know, we've been here for a long time. 07:05:09.820 --> 07:05:12.820 And now he's going to buy my alliance. 07:05:12.820 --> 07:05:14.820 Something is very wrong with this video. 07:05:15.820 --> 07:05:17.820 Man, it never ends. 07:05:17.820 --> 07:05:20.820 It's today that he's coming, he's going to buy my alliance. 07:05:20.820 --> 07:05:24.820 He was anxious and he's already coming to buy my alliance. 07:05:24.820 --> 07:05:27.820 He's already here, he's going to buy my alliance. 07:05:27.820 --> 07:05:30.620 It took a long time, but it's still going. 07:05:57.820 --> 07:06:06.740 How are some of the videos like dead silence? 07:06:06.740 --> 07:06:19.860 Is this going to be a jump scare that way? 07:06:19.860 --> 07:06:24.380 It's very scary when you try to pop up in a boba for the first time. 07:06:24.380 --> 07:06:27.660 You don't know if it's going to like splash all over the place. 07:06:27.660 --> 07:06:29.660 Or that happening? 07:06:36.780 --> 07:06:39.060 See again, what do you do in this situation? 07:06:41.140 --> 07:06:47.480 Yeah, now two things are happening Rose cars dirty and he doesn't have Bob anymore 07:06:49.980 --> 07:06:51.980 Very unfortunate adopted kid 07:06:57.660 --> 07:07:04.660 You're a kid. You're she. 07:07:04.660 --> 07:07:08.660 Yeah. 07:07:08.660 --> 07:07:12.660 Yeah. 07:07:12.660 --> 07:07:16.660 Yeah. 07:07:16.660 --> 07:07:19.660 Yeah. That's some Elmer lore right there. 07:07:19.660 --> 07:07:22.660 Elmer lore. 07:07:22.660 --> 07:07:31.460 from a vinegar so good 07:07:31.460 --> 07:07:43.580 that's the most average cat in Ohio 07:07:43.580 --> 07:07:47.220 most average cat 07:07:52.660 --> 07:08:05.660 Can you imagine the first humans to ever witness a hailstorm? 07:08:05.660 --> 07:08:06.660 Right? 07:08:06.660 --> 07:08:10.660 The first human to ever witness a hailstorm. 07:08:10.660 --> 07:08:13.660 What would you think of that? 07:08:13.660 --> 07:08:16.660 Without having a base in college. 07:08:16.660 --> 07:08:18.660 How clouds would... 07:08:18.660 --> 07:08:20.660 I guess this is why, man. 07:08:20.660 --> 07:08:23.920 Why back in the day they were like, damn, there's gotta be somebody out there. 07:08:24.940 --> 07:08:26.620 There's gotta be somebody out there doing this. 07:08:29.740 --> 07:08:31.980 Obvious cloth, pretty charming and a wraith. 07:08:35.420 --> 07:08:36.500 Okay, let's be honest though. 07:08:38.540 --> 07:08:41.140 That's actually ex-QC, right? 07:08:42.260 --> 07:08:44.100 That's in real life ex-QC. 07:08:45.700 --> 07:08:46.900 That's ex-QC on the juice. 07:08:48.180 --> 07:08:49.260 The face juice. 07:08:50.660 --> 07:08:57.380 Oh hell no, that's going too far. 07:08:57.380 --> 07:09:03.820 Even for an Avenger that's going too far. 07:09:03.820 --> 07:09:10.980 The mother-fricker who discovered milk explaining what he was doing to the cow. 07:09:10.980 --> 07:09:11.980 What was he doing? 07:09:11.980 --> 07:09:15.980 What was Bro doing? 07:09:15.980 --> 07:09:18.980 How did Bro discover the milk was in the cow? 07:09:18.980 --> 07:09:22.980 Huh, interesting. Very interesting. 07:09:26.980 --> 07:09:28.980 No, not good enough. 07:09:28.980 --> 07:09:30.980 PLV, the doctor with my P-cups. 07:09:32.980 --> 07:09:36.980 Yes, this is good enough, but not good enough for me. 07:09:37.980 --> 07:09:39.980 Not good enough. 07:09:39.980 --> 07:09:41.980 This is good enough. 07:09:41.980 --> 07:09:45.980 You smell like cotton candy. You smell like popcorn. 07:09:45.980 --> 07:09:55.380 sexy cardamon is what I smell I'm almost certain that no not good enough that 07:09:55.380 --> 07:10:05.100 bro's on Zella almost yes this is good enough but not good enough for me there 07:10:05.100 --> 07:10:09.500 we go not good hey guys just came back from dance class 07:10:09.500 --> 07:10:14.500 Michael, what are you doing in my room? 07:10:17.500 --> 07:10:20.500 Why'd you lock the door? 07:10:22.500 --> 07:10:24.500 Hey guys, just came back from dance class. 07:10:24.500 --> 07:10:25.500 I'm trying to get rid of this like, 07:10:25.500 --> 07:10:28.500 Michael, what are you doing in my room? 07:10:28.500 --> 07:10:30.500 It's so annoying, it's bothering me. 07:10:30.500 --> 07:10:32.500 Can you see how it like switches sides? 07:10:33.500 --> 07:10:37.500 But if I switch, if I go over there, we'll go away now? 07:10:37.500 --> 07:10:39.500 Why'd you lock them to work? 07:10:39.500 --> 07:10:41.500 Now I know the things. 07:10:41.500 --> 07:10:44.500 Did anybody's souls leave their bodies when you saw this video? 07:10:44.500 --> 07:10:47.500 This is not how you're supposed to play the game! 07:10:47.500 --> 07:10:50.500 Well, I don't even know why I hired you. I can play this game however I want. 07:10:50.500 --> 07:10:54.500 I don't care. I'm the coach, and the coach knows best. 07:10:54.500 --> 07:10:58.500 Now, boss up, you're exposed. The enemies will touch you. 07:10:58.500 --> 07:10:59.500 What? 07:10:59.500 --> 07:11:00.500 With their bullets. 07:11:00.500 --> 07:11:02.500 Your enemy's southwest. I'm taking. 07:11:02.500 --> 07:11:04.500 I've got enemy down there. You will miss. 07:11:04.500 --> 07:11:05.500 Yes, sir! 07:11:05.500 --> 07:11:07.500 oh my god 07:11:13.380 --> 07:11:15.380 shut up 07:11:18.980 --> 07:11:20.980 hey, hey, hey, hey, you were getting a 1 star review and I never hired him on this call 07:11:20.980 --> 07:11:22.980 hey, he made daffy duck mad 07:11:22.980 --> 07:11:24.980 no, I was supposed to play the game 07:11:24.980 --> 07:11:26.980 I don't even know why I hired you 07:11:26.980 --> 07:11:28.980 he made daffy duck mad 07:11:28.980 --> 07:11:30.980 Jesus 07:11:35.500 --> 07:11:47.660 Is it just so funny how your body will actually tremble like that when you start flexing up? 07:11:47.660 --> 07:11:51.380 Where's it just me? 07:11:51.380 --> 07:11:52.780 I gotta be like stressed though. 07:11:52.780 --> 07:12:01.300 I gotta be like doing my 50th crunch, obviously, but yeah, after the sun has been out drinking 07:12:01.300 --> 07:12:02.300 all night. 07:12:02.300 --> 07:12:05.300 What are you reading now? 07:12:05.300 --> 07:12:06.300 Kumin? 07:12:06.300 --> 07:12:08.300 Where you been? 07:12:08.300 --> 07:12:10.300 Kumin? 07:12:15.300 --> 07:12:17.300 He did that Uno reverse car on her. 07:12:17.300 --> 07:12:18.300 Very intelligent. 07:12:18.300 --> 07:12:20.300 Very smart play. 07:12:21.300 --> 07:12:24.300 We literally have the same 4U page. 07:12:25.300 --> 07:12:27.300 I think so, I think so. 07:12:27.300 --> 07:12:31.300 It's a very acquired taste for U-Page. 07:12:32.300 --> 07:12:40.300 When the concepts finally make sense after the exam, AFTER, AFTER the exam. 07:12:40.300 --> 07:12:44.300 Oh shit, I dropped my wallet. 07:12:44.300 --> 07:12:45.300 Oh bro. 07:12:45.300 --> 07:12:46.300 I dropped my wallet. 07:12:46.300 --> 07:12:48.300 Bro, drop his wallet. 07:12:48.300 --> 07:12:54.300 I dropped my wallet. 07:12:54.300 --> 07:12:55.300 Damn. 07:12:55.300 --> 07:12:56.300 Oh shit. 07:12:56.300 --> 07:12:57.300 Damn. 07:12:57.300 --> 07:12:58.300 I dropped my wallet. 07:12:58.300 --> 07:13:02.300 I took my wallet. I took my wallet. 07:13:02.300 --> 07:13:05.300 Who else has got the wallet? 07:13:05.300 --> 07:13:07.300 Playing out of their watch. 07:13:07.300 --> 07:13:09.300 I took my wallet. 07:13:15.300 --> 07:13:16.300 He's done with it. 07:13:16.300 --> 07:13:19.300 He said, oh, hell no. These people got trains. 07:13:19.300 --> 07:13:21.300 Let me just hop on one. 07:13:24.300 --> 07:13:26.300 Morning, Neil. 07:13:26.300 --> 07:13:30.300 Day 4 here with Neil. 07:13:30.300 --> 07:13:34.300 He's back on the road, back wanting attention. 07:13:34.300 --> 07:13:36.300 Tune in for more. 07:13:36.300 --> 07:13:38.300 That's how you know you're in the right place then. 07:13:38.300 --> 07:13:39.300 That's how you know. 07:13:39.300 --> 07:13:40.300 Morning, Neil. 07:13:40.300 --> 07:13:42.300 That's how everybody here is like, like-minded. 07:13:42.300 --> 07:13:43.300 Day 4 here with Neil. 07:13:43.300 --> 07:13:45.300 And you have the same 4U page on the top. 07:13:45.300 --> 07:13:48.300 He's back on the road, back wanting attention. 07:13:48.300 --> 07:13:50.300 It's Neil the seal, by the way. 07:13:50.300 --> 07:13:51.300 That was Neil the seal. 07:13:53.300 --> 07:13:54.300 How I got into debt. 07:13:56.300 --> 07:14:04.980 You just walk away though, right? 07:14:04.980 --> 07:14:06.940 Also a couple things, right? 07:14:06.940 --> 07:14:09.940 Why are you backing up like that in a museum? 07:14:09.940 --> 07:14:14.580 And then second, why is there just a random base in the middle of that museum? 07:14:14.580 --> 07:14:16.580 Woo! 07:14:16.580 --> 07:14:18.580 God damn! 07:14:18.580 --> 07:14:21.580 God damn! 07:14:21.580 --> 07:14:34.760 god damn god damn broken lost in that sauce look at that she's turning it up 07:14:34.760 --> 07:14:38.400 for always turn it up 07:14:39.820 --> 07:14:42.420 goddamn 07:14:42.420 --> 07:14:48.880 no no no no no why no no no what no no no no no no no no no oh no 07:14:48.880 --> 07:14:50.880 oh no 07:14:53.320 --> 07:14:55.820 guys like they really 07:15:04.760 --> 07:15:14.760 That's your old mini-vibe and a song not knowing what it meant. 07:15:14.760 --> 07:15:29.760 It has nothing to do with learning how to whistle, by the way. 07:15:29.760 --> 07:15:31.760 Nothing. 07:15:31.760 --> 07:15:33.760 Hey, oh 07:15:37.880 --> 07:15:39.880 Wow 07:15:39.880 --> 07:15:41.880 Wow 07:15:42.080 --> 07:15:44.080 All of us been there 07:15:44.480 --> 07:15:46.480 It is what it is, right? 07:15:47.840 --> 07:15:53.940 Never messing with a goose again. I don't know why you would hey look at that thing running towards you 07:15:55.440 --> 07:16:00.120 Leave me out of it. I got no problem. Mr. Goose. I got no problem 07:16:00.120 --> 07:16:05.480 I feel like geese would make really good mob bosses picture that one in a suit, you know 07:16:05.480 --> 07:16:10.400 Like a little cigar hanging out of its mouth. It's got one of those like Tommy Tommy machine guns 07:16:11.120 --> 07:16:13.120 Damn you get blasted 07:16:13.560 --> 07:16:16.160 First order of business get him blasted 07:16:18.840 --> 07:16:20.840 Yeah, oh 07:16:20.920 --> 07:16:22.920 Good Lord. Oh 07:16:22.920 --> 07:16:24.920 Oh my oh my 07:16:24.920 --> 07:16:32.600 Another one. Ayo her and her and garlic powder girl would get along real well. Those two would get along real well. Oh 07:16:35.640 --> 07:16:41.280 Geez, I love salt too though. I'm such a oh my god, man 07:16:43.560 --> 07:16:45.800 My god, I feel like I'm such a sub for salt 07:16:47.320 --> 07:16:51.740 Why does it have to taste so good is it I wonder if it's like people's 07:16:52.920 --> 07:16:54.920 Specific taste buds 07:16:55.160 --> 07:16:59.600 Because I feel like not everyone can be the same way. I'm sure there's a lot there that like don't like too much salt, right? 07:17:00.480 --> 07:17:03.160 My god, man, my tongue just like 07:17:03.760 --> 07:17:05.760 Get so much 07:17:06.440 --> 07:17:08.360 dopamine signal sent to my brain 07:17:10.200 --> 07:17:16.400 With salt sea salt is what you know, it's better than see so I'm gonna tell you guys a little secret better than sea salt is 07:17:19.040 --> 07:17:21.040 Pink Himalayan salt 07:17:21.840 --> 07:17:27.880 Don't get me started if you like sea salt pink Himalayan salt is gonna tickle your pickles 07:17:35.880 --> 07:17:37.880 Sacre be 07:17:39.480 --> 07:17:41.480 With this little 07:17:51.040 --> 07:17:58.040 Oh, no. 07:17:58.040 --> 07:18:01.040 Oh, my gosh. 07:18:01.040 --> 07:18:04.040 You hear this? 07:18:04.040 --> 07:18:07.040 Nathaniel, beware, are you? 07:18:07.040 --> 07:18:09.040 Nathaniel! 07:18:09.040 --> 07:18:12.040 Nathaniel! 07:18:12.040 --> 07:18:15.040 Nathaniel! 07:18:15.040 --> 07:18:19.040 Nathaniel! 07:18:19.040 --> 07:18:21.040 So what do you do in the situation? 07:18:23.960 --> 07:18:30.020 You got this going on while you're trying to enjoy your meal fine establishment. What do you do? 07:18:32.760 --> 07:18:34.760 What do you do 07:18:44.120 --> 07:18:46.680 This is exactly what they mean when they say they geek hard 07:18:46.680 --> 07:18:56.680 It's exactly the game awards 2023 game awards. 07:18:56.680 --> 07:19:07.680 Oh man, it's so cool. 07:19:07.680 --> 07:19:11.680 Jesus. 07:19:11.680 --> 07:19:13.680 Technology is getting there. 07:19:13.680 --> 07:19:15.680 Take a look at the game 07:19:20.040 --> 07:19:23.800 I don't know what role was he having about that way he was clearly looking for the thing 07:19:31.680 --> 07:19:35.440 I was like okay, bro. Hey Kevin's gotta go down for sure, right? 07:19:37.040 --> 07:19:39.040 Kevin's gotta go down 07:19:39.040 --> 07:19:41.040 I'm okay. I'm fine. 07:19:50.040 --> 07:19:52.040 You know for the mouse it is like the most 07:19:52.040 --> 07:19:56.040 horrific sight they will ever experience in their lifetime. 07:19:58.040 --> 07:20:02.040 Just this demon-like thing crawling towards me upside down and playing with them. 07:20:05.040 --> 07:20:07.040 That little mouse is like the living bottom of the- 07:20:07.040 --> 07:20:09.040 let me tell you something let me tell you something 07:20:09.040 --> 07:20:11.040 let me tell you something 07:20:27.040 --> 07:20:29.040 the bodyguard bro 07:20:29.040 --> 07:20:31.040 the bodyguard 07:20:31.040 --> 07:20:33.040 is so 07:20:33.040 --> 07:20:35.040 freaking good 07:20:37.040 --> 07:21:00.040 Kangaroos are like something else, how the heck do they even get buffed like that, what 07:21:00.040 --> 07:21:17.920 they use their arms for? Imagine it, that's just on the arms. Bro, imagine it's legs, 07:21:17.920 --> 07:21:24.920 kick to your jaw and you are done. You are done. 07:22:17.920 --> 07:22:31.700 Hey, we got the Sam Smith edition. 07:22:31.700 --> 07:22:34.040 Let's go. 07:22:34.040 --> 07:22:36.540 Let's go. 07:22:36.540 --> 07:22:37.540 How do you not know? 07:22:37.540 --> 07:22:39.040 What about Kangaroo? 07:22:39.040 --> 07:22:40.040 Boffman? 07:22:40.040 --> 07:22:41.520 Oh, explain it to me then. 07:22:41.520 --> 07:22:43.840 Since you're the expert. 07:22:43.840 --> 07:22:46.200 Explain it to me. 07:22:46.200 --> 07:22:51.200 I agree, that's a true, that's a true statement. 07:22:55.200 --> 07:22:56.200 NONI! 07:22:59.200 --> 07:23:02.200 Bro actually said NONI! 07:23:06.200 --> 07:23:11.200 Damn bro, bro said off the next Hiyoshima! 07:23:11.200 --> 07:23:17.200 Neil, someone leave Zee in my... 07:23:17.200 --> 07:23:19.200 Neil the seal again! 07:23:19.200 --> 07:23:21.200 Neil, someone leave Zee 07:23:27.200 --> 07:23:29.200 Oh, Anomaly was asking about the OG song 07:23:29.200 --> 07:23:30.200 Neil 07:23:30.200 --> 07:23:32.200 Yeah, literally then, yeah, how do I know? 07:23:35.200 --> 07:23:38.200 Neil the seal, I'm so glad I was able to discover Neil the seal 07:23:41.200 --> 07:23:43.200 I 07:23:50.800 --> 07:23:53.680 Got a go how much 94 hours 07:23:59.080 --> 07:24:01.400 Are you kidding me or what for that? 07:24:01.400 --> 07:24:04.600 I got a cool 07:24:07.120 --> 07:24:13.000 Jesus how much $94 something about it something about the OG Italians man 07:24:18.080 --> 07:24:25.200 OG Italians man game one making a sea level rise until dead markets no more 07:24:28.200 --> 07:24:30.200 You know Denmark did something to bro 07:24:31.400 --> 07:24:33.400 Denmark did something to bro 07:24:34.720 --> 07:24:38.200 We trying to take out Denmark one stone at a time 07:24:39.120 --> 07:24:41.120 Don't get there 07:24:41.560 --> 07:24:43.560 Apologies if you're in Denmark 07:24:43.640 --> 07:24:46.080 Fortunately, it'll be your last days on it 07:24:49.160 --> 07:24:51.160 Bevo gulps on McMuffin 07:24:51.160 --> 07:25:04.140 They said they said bit too much can't talk but overall 07:25:04.140 --> 07:25:18.260 Why doesn't bro chew why doesn't bro of course he's a beaver 07:25:18.940 --> 07:25:25.020 Why does the name match the the person a name has never matched a person so accurately before 07:25:26.260 --> 07:25:28.260 They said they said they thought 07:25:28.980 --> 07:25:30.580 What do you mean? 07:25:30.580 --> 07:25:32.900 What do you mean? That's it. Where's the rest of my? 07:25:33.700 --> 07:25:35.700 Where's my videos at? 07:25:36.220 --> 07:25:38.220 Let's get the plug in here 07:25:41.500 --> 07:25:43.500 I'm 07:25:43.820 --> 07:25:45.820 dope 07:25:45.820 --> 07:25:48.820 Gabagoo! 07:25:54.820 --> 07:25:56.820 Hold on. 07:25:56.820 --> 07:25:58.820 Let's do that thing again. 07:26:05.820 --> 07:26:07.820 Who else works out like this? 07:26:12.820 --> 07:26:14.820 How else are you supposed to use the machine, by the way? 07:26:14.820 --> 07:26:16.820 That's the right way to use it, right? 07:26:34.420 --> 07:26:36.420 Not one, man. Who is she? 07:26:36.820 --> 07:26:39.540 That's the in real life fruit gush right there 07:26:39.540 --> 07:26:49.020 You gotta take the vine, there's no way. 07:26:49.020 --> 07:26:54.620 Tunnels only for Teslas take you underneath Las Vegas to avoid traffic. 07:26:54.620 --> 07:27:14.520 Only castles allow. 07:27:14.520 --> 07:27:16.840 Is it only one car at a time? 07:27:16.840 --> 07:27:17.840 That's a lot? 07:27:17.840 --> 07:27:21.840 So, check over just the transportation service for the convention center. 07:27:21.840 --> 07:27:26.840 Eventually, we will be a transportation service for the city to an extent. 07:27:26.840 --> 07:27:31.280 Because after Iseema last year, we did get approved for 30 more miles of tunnels to be 07:27:31.280 --> 07:27:32.280 put in. 07:27:32.280 --> 07:27:35.040 Resort World was our first expansion onto that. 07:27:35.040 --> 07:27:39.800 I do believe Encore is going to be our next, but eventually, when it's all said and done, 07:27:39.800 --> 07:27:42.800 we'll be going up and down the strip, down the Fremont Street. 07:27:42.800 --> 07:27:43.800 This tunnel? 07:27:43.800 --> 07:27:51.800 Well not this one, but like more expansion. A few other off-cure locations, a legion stadium, and even up to the airport. 07:27:51.800 --> 07:27:54.800 Wow, that's dope. 07:27:54.800 --> 07:27:56.800 Whoa. 07:27:56.800 --> 07:27:58.800 Mine's made of universal speakers. 07:27:58.800 --> 07:27:59.800 I wonder why. 07:27:59.800 --> 07:28:02.800 Are they gonna turn it into a train? 07:28:02.800 --> 07:28:03.800 That's pretty cool though. 07:28:03.800 --> 07:28:04.800 That's cool. 07:28:04.800 --> 07:28:12.800 No, not that I know of. I do believe there will always be test-boots down here. The one you made before. 07:28:12.800 --> 07:28:14.800 I'm at the west one. 07:28:19.800 --> 07:28:22.800 Look at that. It's your average public school. 07:28:24.800 --> 07:28:26.800 Thanks to the government. 07:28:30.800 --> 07:28:33.800 It's crazy how the filters are getting so realistic. 07:28:35.800 --> 07:28:38.800 All because of one fry. That one fry, did you catch it? 07:28:38.800 --> 07:28:41.800 That one fry that fell, set the tone. 07:28:41.800 --> 07:28:49.280 for what's happening post this video. It's what set the tone. It's Joker's 07:28:49.280 --> 07:28:59.800 origin story basically. Get your egg noodles in. Uh-oh. And then... No, no, don't put your egg noodles. 07:28:59.800 --> 07:29:05.280 Wrong noodle first of all. And don't put your noodle in the broth. You should cook 07:29:05.280 --> 07:29:11.080 separately. The broth need time to extract flavor out of ingredients. You put 07:29:11.080 --> 07:29:17.280 Noodle in broth for that long. It's gonna be soggy and dead in the end. Hi-ya! 07:29:17.280 --> 07:29:23.280 Got an every step wrong so far. What's happening? What's happening? 07:29:23.280 --> 07:29:26.180 The gas, okay? That's right. Turn off the heat. 07:29:26.180 --> 07:29:28.780 Good lord. Now, give that a good mix. 07:29:28.780 --> 07:29:31.680 Taste that broth. 07:29:31.680 --> 07:29:33.680 Why taste the broth? 07:29:33.680 --> 07:29:35.180 Shit, water for two minutes. 07:29:35.180 --> 07:29:36.280 Hi-ya! 07:29:36.280 --> 07:29:38.380 You just tasting soy sauce in water. 07:29:38.380 --> 07:29:39.740 Two minutes not long enough 07:29:39.740 --> 07:29:41.260 So he stops him walking 07:29:41.260 --> 07:29:42.460 Uncle Roger no 07:29:42.460 --> 07:29:44.460 That delicious touchable salt 07:29:44.460 --> 07:29:45.740 Okay, for me 07:29:45.740 --> 07:29:46.860 And then 07:29:46.860 --> 07:29:48.220 I look at the salt 07:29:48.220 --> 07:29:49.260 And look 07:29:49.260 --> 07:29:50.220 The seaweed 07:29:50.220 --> 07:29:51.660 Seaweed now? 07:29:51.660 --> 07:29:52.540 I just cut it off 07:29:52.540 --> 07:29:55.340 No no no no 07:29:55.340 --> 07:29:56.540 What he doing? 07:29:56.540 --> 07:29:57.820 What he doing? 07:29:57.820 --> 07:29:59.260 Oh my god 07:29:59.260 --> 07:30:01.660 Seaweed into boiling water 07:30:01.660 --> 07:30:04.060 What you doing Gordon? 07:30:04.060 --> 07:30:05.900 Seaweed in broth 07:30:05.900 --> 07:30:07.980 I don't know anything about cooking right? 07:30:07.980 --> 07:30:13.020 but i love watching uncle roger critique 07:30:13.020 --> 07:30:17.980 court ramsa so good 07:30:17.980 --> 07:30:27.980 i believe him too 07:30:27.980 --> 07:30:31.980 yeah uncle roger knows i trust him 07:30:37.980 --> 07:30:39.980 and they just taste again 07:30:41.980 --> 07:30:43.980 good, that's nearly there 07:30:43.980 --> 07:30:45.980 nearly where, hell, that where 07:30:45.980 --> 07:30:47.980 tofu 07:30:47.980 --> 07:30:49.980 it's literally 07:30:49.980 --> 07:30:51.980 tofu okay, because vegetarian 07:30:51.980 --> 07:30:53.980 beautiful, strands 07:30:53.980 --> 07:30:55.980 not my first choice but okay 07:30:55.980 --> 07:30:57.980 we'll just place that 07:30:57.980 --> 07:30:59.980 wait tofu is going into 07:30:59.980 --> 07:31:01.980 what in vegetarian ramen 07:31:01.980 --> 07:31:03.980 tofu replaced the pork belly 07:31:03.980 --> 07:31:05.980 so you need to marinate the tofu first 07:31:05.980 --> 07:31:11.280 tofu first don't just serve raw tofu it just tastes like beans 07:31:11.280 --> 07:31:14.660 marinate hey he knows what's up 07:31:14.660 --> 07:31:20.560 he ain't wrong this smallest board of delicious ingredients that look just like 07:31:20.560 --> 07:31:24.760 miso soup where could ramen don't look like ramen at all if your ramen look 07:31:24.760 --> 07:31:31.860 like miso soup you fucked up delicious ingredients that's where you got to take 07:31:31.860 --> 07:31:37.140 no right there if your rum look like me so soon and he keep lying you're already 07:31:37.140 --> 07:31:44.420 gone you're too far gone sesame oil hi i think that's gonna be the only aroma oil he used 07:31:44.420 --> 07:31:51.700 sure the gas is off the only aroma oil that you like just a touch let it simmer the gas 07:31:51.700 --> 07:31:57.700 it's just he just this ramen this not just you don't just improvise 07:31:57.700 --> 07:32:02.700 Get your red noodles in, uh oh, and then... 07:32:02.700 --> 07:32:04.700 Oh no, don't... 07:32:04.700 --> 07:32:06.700 What I would give to try, an Uncle Roger. 07:32:06.700 --> 07:32:08.700 I'm gonna have some oranges just. 07:32:08.700 --> 07:32:12.700 An Uncle Roger authentic ramen bowl. 07:32:12.700 --> 07:32:14.700 Oh you guys, you want some oranges? 07:32:14.700 --> 07:32:16.700 No, okay, see you. 07:32:16.700 --> 07:32:18.700 Hey, that is such a behavior right there. 07:32:18.700 --> 07:32:19.700 Bye bye. 07:32:19.700 --> 07:32:21.700 Hey, these three kids were up to no good, that's for sure. 07:32:21.700 --> 07:32:23.700 No, they were shy. 07:32:23.700 --> 07:32:25.700 Okay. 07:32:25.700 --> 07:32:37.500 I don't know. I mean no offense when I say this. I really don't. I would never trust 07:32:37.500 --> 07:32:44.460 I would say in most countries, this country, any country around the world, I wouldn't trust 07:32:44.460 --> 07:32:55.420 any street vendors with their food. It's just not sanitary. They do not get graded, right? 07:32:55.420 --> 07:33:00.420 There could be rats living inside of their little ice cooler, swimming around in all 07:33:00.420 --> 07:33:02.420 their ingredients. 07:33:02.420 --> 07:33:05.420 I just wouldn't trust any of them. 07:33:05.420 --> 07:33:11.420 Bro, definitely gulp in Salmonella in that one cup, for sure. 07:33:11.420 --> 07:33:12.420 So good. 07:33:12.420 --> 07:33:13.420 For sure. 07:33:13.420 --> 07:33:14.420 Fresh oranges. 07:33:14.420 --> 07:33:15.420 Brilliant. 07:33:15.420 --> 07:33:18.420 And it's nice that this guy has the camera now. 07:33:18.420 --> 07:33:24.420 Isn't it weird to have like the entire population of that street just stare at you too? 07:33:24.420 --> 07:33:26.420 Look at everybody in the back 07:33:26.420 --> 07:33:28.420 Look at that dude in the mask all the way in the back 07:33:28.420 --> 07:33:30.420 Look at these guys man 07:33:30.420 --> 07:33:34.420 Dude, this would be like some mid-summer type situation that I'd be... 07:33:34.420 --> 07:33:36.420 Look, they're all like following him too 07:33:36.420 --> 07:33:38.420 Ew, bro 07:33:38.420 --> 07:33:55.860 What were they doing there if they didn't want any orange juice, huh? 07:33:55.860 --> 07:34:05.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 07:34:05.260 --> 07:34:15.040 The ultimate, ultimate seasoned chip. 07:34:15.040 --> 07:34:19.240 Science can't explain it, but not every chip can get this season. 07:34:19.240 --> 07:34:30.960 It's only like one to five chips in every bag that you'll get a chip this season. 07:34:30.960 --> 07:34:35.960 Why? 07:34:35.960 --> 07:34:39.960 God, I feel bad. 07:34:39.960 --> 07:34:41.960 It's like, what are you doing? 07:34:41.960 --> 07:34:42.960 God damn. 07:34:42.960 --> 07:34:43.960 Kids today, man. 07:34:43.960 --> 07:34:44.960 How could they think? 07:34:44.960 --> 07:34:46.960 How could they think it's cool? 07:34:46.960 --> 07:34:48.960 And then they just skedaddle, skadoodle. 07:34:48.960 --> 07:34:50.960 They get out of there. 07:34:50.960 --> 07:34:51.960 God. 07:34:51.960 --> 07:34:53.960 get out of there 07:34:53.960 --> 07:34:55.960 golly 07:35:17.960 --> 07:35:19.960 oh my god dude 07:35:21.960 --> 07:35:26.960 Why was it so accurate to you, bro? 07:35:26.960 --> 07:35:30.840 Yeah, I love the comment on this video, too. 07:35:30.840 --> 07:35:35.200 Somebody check this computer. 07:35:35.200 --> 07:35:37.880 Somebody check that guy's computer. 07:35:37.880 --> 07:35:41.440 Gotta be something on it that's not right. 07:35:41.440 --> 07:35:46.480 I love it, though. 07:35:46.480 --> 07:35:48.960 I love a video like this. 07:35:48.960 --> 07:35:51.920 Bro, it's so subtle, too. 07:35:51.920 --> 07:36:00.080 He did such a subtle like, like such a, so good. 07:36:21.920 --> 07:36:23.980 you 07:36:51.920 --> 07:36:53.980 you 07:37:21.920 --> 07:37:23.980 you 07:37:51.920 --> 07:37:53.980 you 07:38:21.920 --> 07:38:23.980 you 07:38:51.920 --> 07:38:53.920 I 07:39:03.920 --> 07:39:05.920 Said that 10 potatoes 07:39:10.040 --> 07:39:11.880 Look at that bang 07:39:11.880 --> 07:39:19.640 To chew gulp that's the rule 10 potatoes it bro choose longer than to choose. It's to chewy the food is just too chewy for him 07:39:21.920 --> 07:39:33.560 The skin on the eggs is the best part of an egg by the way. 07:39:33.560 --> 07:39:38.960 As you will see, as you will see it is displayed by another of them, Jeremy Fragrance himself. 07:39:38.960 --> 07:39:47.800 make me two eggs like this and three eggs like this so it has a very specific 07:39:47.800 --> 07:39:53.200 reason why I'm eating eggs possibly I tell you in the future 07:39:53.200 --> 07:39:56.000 ooh that was a lot of salt 07:39:56.840 --> 07:40:01.760 they made it like I told them two 07:40:01.760 --> 07:40:19.520 I'm at the fragrance show in july and I'm eating some eggs guys. 07:40:19.520 --> 07:40:21.760 I'm honoring jesus with that. 07:40:21.760 --> 07:40:22.760 Finally I can eat guys. 07:40:22.760 --> 07:40:24.760 Did he just say he's honoring jesus with that? 07:40:24.760 --> 07:40:25.760 Yeah. 07:40:25.760 --> 07:40:33.200 I'm at a big event right here and I'm not eating this yeah damn 07:40:45.440 --> 07:40:47.440 Go to power last please please please 07:40:52.160 --> 07:40:54.160 Row is begging 07:40:55.760 --> 07:40:57.760 Bro was begging for that. 07:41:00.760 --> 07:41:02.760 Look who's back on the Fypey. 07:41:05.760 --> 07:41:07.760 How do you even do that? 07:41:11.760 --> 07:41:13.760 Oh, this is like the other video. 07:41:13.760 --> 07:41:15.760 Bro, to choose, man. 07:41:15.760 --> 07:41:18.760 He literally makes it look like it hurts to eat. 07:41:55.760 --> 07:42:09.760 It's so awkward. It's so awkward and it's like fascinating at the same time for me. 07:42:09.760 --> 07:42:17.600 I have over 2,000 hours watched here. Damn Richie. Damn, Richie fighting for his life 07:42:17.600 --> 07:42:18.600 for that top spot. 07:42:21.840 --> 07:42:25.680 I feel like Therion might have you beat, though. 07:42:25.680 --> 07:42:27.200 Maybe. 07:42:27.200 --> 07:42:27.920 Maybe. 07:42:27.920 --> 07:42:28.840 I don't know. 07:42:28.840 --> 07:42:31.440 Both of y'all would be close. 07:42:31.440 --> 07:42:34.600 Both of y'all would be close, for sure. 07:42:39.320 --> 07:42:41.760 Pov, POV, if the sun exploded. 07:42:41.760 --> 07:42:49.480 I love simulations like this. 07:42:49.480 --> 07:42:51.480 Or is this a live video? 07:42:51.480 --> 07:42:59.520 That'd be crazy, right? 07:42:59.520 --> 07:43:07.920 God damn. 07:43:07.920 --> 07:43:15.400 The next Google search is going to be how to survive the sun exploding. 07:43:15.400 --> 07:43:18.680 Answer you can't. 07:43:18.680 --> 07:43:22.640 It's just the laws of physics. 07:43:22.640 --> 07:43:25.120 Gotta do what you gotta do. 07:43:25.120 --> 07:43:27.920 I looked at the recap. 07:43:27.920 --> 07:43:28.920 That's crazy. 07:43:28.920 --> 07:43:30.920 How many hours? 07:43:30.920 --> 07:43:33.680 Oh, how fun. 07:43:33.680 --> 07:43:37.080 2,000. 07:43:37.080 --> 07:43:39.080 Why is the camera on the outlet? 07:43:39.080 --> 07:43:41.080 It's part of my schizo stream. 07:43:41.080 --> 07:43:43.080 Whenever I need to... 07:43:43.080 --> 07:43:45.080 Whenever I'm going to put in a plug. 07:43:47.080 --> 07:43:49.080 Whenever I'm plugging somebody, 07:43:49.080 --> 07:43:51.080 something, whatever it may be. 07:43:55.080 --> 07:43:57.080 Ice cream machine at the library. 07:43:59.080 --> 07:44:01.080 Okay. 07:44:07.080 --> 07:44:10.080 We know what's going on. 07:44:10.080 --> 07:44:12.080 Come on. 07:44:12.080 --> 07:44:14.080 Geniuses. 07:44:14.080 --> 07:44:16.080 Geniuses. 07:44:16.080 --> 07:44:19.080 Have the noisiest machine to ever exist. 07:44:19.080 --> 07:44:20.080 Okay. 07:44:20.080 --> 07:44:22.080 Just be planted inside of a library. 07:44:22.080 --> 07:44:24.080 Can you imagine you're just trying to study 07:44:24.080 --> 07:44:26.080 and somebody just keeps ordering ice cream over and over and over? 07:44:26.080 --> 07:44:28.080 We know. 07:44:28.080 --> 07:44:30.080 I'd be so mad. 07:44:30.080 --> 07:44:34.080 I can't fix that. 07:44:34.080 --> 07:44:36.080 Now that's Christmas! 07:44:36.080 --> 07:44:39.080 Now that is Christmas! 07:44:39.080 --> 07:44:43.080 Why is Mario there by the way? 07:44:43.080 --> 07:44:47.080 He also did Mario just casually there. 07:44:47.080 --> 07:44:49.080 God damn. 07:44:49.080 --> 07:44:51.080 I think, uh, what's her face? 07:44:51.080 --> 07:44:53.080 Comment it on the video. 07:44:53.080 --> 07:44:55.080 What's her name again? 07:44:55.080 --> 07:44:59.080 Uh, Jenna Ortega. I remember seeing a random comment from her. 07:44:59.080 --> 07:45:01.080 When I saw this. 07:45:01.080 --> 07:45:11.960 Yes, the shape before the time runs out, you know what it is, you know what it is, 07:45:11.960 --> 07:45:13.960 Hey 07:45:14.160 --> 07:45:17.800 Yes, the shade so obvious time runs out so obvious 07:45:22.460 --> 07:45:24.460 Kissing leaf yes, the shit 07:45:24.460 --> 07:45:41.100 Bro, there's something about angry French is so fun. 07:45:41.100 --> 07:45:43.740 It's so fun. 07:45:43.740 --> 07:45:48.660 I'm going to start being angry in French now. 07:45:48.660 --> 07:45:59.220 You guys are gonna start hearing me be angry and French instead. 07:45:59.220 --> 07:46:00.220 She's in her room. 07:46:00.220 --> 07:46:02.940 She's letting everybody know where the baby is. 07:46:02.940 --> 07:46:05.980 Yeah, she's in her own room right now. 07:46:05.980 --> 07:46:06.980 Like a little teenager. 07:46:06.980 --> 07:46:13.980 I love the comments in this video. 07:46:13.980 --> 07:46:17.060 And what's up back at Fred's? 07:46:23.500 --> 07:46:30.180 We're all got that bug bunny look when you're at the Indian Christmas function and they start doing 07:46:41.300 --> 07:46:43.300 That smooth transition 07:46:44.020 --> 07:46:45.980 ring-a-linga-ring-a-tinga dinga-linga-too 07:46:46.180 --> 07:46:50.880 ringa-dinga-dinga-dinga-ding 07:46:50.980 --> 07:46:51.380 eh oh! 07:46:51.380 --> 07:46:53.380 Snooowww-pssh transition 07:46:53.380 --> 07:46:58.160 has my name off disappointed 07:47:00.760 --> 07:47:03.280 he is sleeping in that room 07:47:03.280 --> 07:47:07.040 oh look at that lovely 07:47:07.040 --> 07:47:08.940 that's yuki by the way 07:47:08.940 --> 07:47:10.740 well i sleep that's what you do 07:47:10.740 --> 07:47:12.740 That's all you can do. 07:47:12.740 --> 07:47:14.740 Well, I sleep. 07:47:17.940 --> 07:47:21.820 Epic prank. Pull your friends exposed nerve. Oh my god, it's so funny when you do that. 07:47:23.380 --> 07:47:26.140 It's so funny every time you pull your friends exposed nerve. 07:47:30.340 --> 07:47:34.700 Definitely an e-slapper. I've found one of these 07:47:34.700 --> 07:47:45.260 in our backyard and I was just just as shocked although this one looks a little 07:47:45.260 --> 07:47:50.900 bit more crazy than the one I saw but potato bugs are so weird looking they 07:47:50.900 --> 07:47:56.860 are so weird so I'm not surprised that this one went viral this one looked 07:47:56.860 --> 07:48:01.220 like it ate another potato bug look at its face man look at it it's like a 07:48:01.220 --> 07:48:05.840 ashamed of what it's did. And the next thing you know it's just like, I can't take it 07:48:05.840 --> 07:48:14.040 anymore. Take me out Johnny! Man, potato bugs. They're so weird. 07:48:23.960 --> 07:48:30.200 What is in the water? Is there something in the water? Is that the water? Just like 07:48:30.200 --> 07:48:34.220 There's got to be holes in the water and it's just bouncing off. It's just 07:48:34.220 --> 07:48:45.020 vibrating up the walls, right? Would you drink that water for let's say 20,000? 07:48:45.020 --> 07:48:49.420 20,000. Drink that water. 07:48:53.220 --> 07:48:58.820 This is how you really do it. Perfection. 07:49:00.200 --> 07:49:13.680 How do you not throw up after that, by the way? 07:49:13.680 --> 07:49:16.680 How do you not throw up? 07:49:16.680 --> 07:49:17.680 How do ice skaters do it? 07:49:17.680 --> 07:49:18.680 How do you not just like... 07:49:18.680 --> 07:49:19.680 How do you even like... 07:49:19.680 --> 07:49:22.080 How do you even, like, coordinate after that? 07:49:42.720 --> 07:49:43.760 Move it along. 07:49:45.200 --> 07:49:49.280 Me watching the squirrel outside my remote link with my full legal name and Morse code? 07:49:49.280 --> 07:50:11.280 literally, literally. Unbelievable, bro. Squirrels are the government's tool to spy on us. They've got every squirrel trained in America, Canada, North America, to just spy and give valuable intel on the public. 07:50:11.280 --> 07:50:34.600 I don't know about that, that don't seem too mild. 07:50:34.600 --> 07:50:37.240 Oh my god, Yuki! 07:50:37.240 --> 07:50:38.240 I just realized. 07:50:38.240 --> 07:50:41.240 Oh my god, I totally missed my allergy shots today. 07:50:42.240 --> 07:50:44.240 No! 07:50:44.240 --> 07:50:46.240 I'm gonna have to go like Monday then. 07:50:47.240 --> 07:50:49.240 God damn it, how did I forget? 07:50:50.240 --> 07:50:52.240 I never said a reminder. 07:50:52.240 --> 07:50:54.240 Ugh, I thought for sure I was gonna remember. 07:50:54.240 --> 07:50:55.240 God damn it. 07:50:55.240 --> 07:50:57.240 And there's no- it's already over. 07:50:58.240 --> 07:50:59.240 It's already over. 07:51:00.240 --> 07:51:01.240 Bruh. 07:51:03.240 --> 07:51:04.240 Bruh. 07:51:05.240 --> 07:51:07.240 Nah, I guess I'll just miss one week. 07:51:07.240 --> 07:51:10.240 I'd rather keep it Friday. 07:51:10.240 --> 07:51:13.240 Blue is my genius message. 07:51:13.240 --> 07:51:14.240 What was it? 07:51:14.240 --> 07:51:17.240 You can play Blue when he plays games for too long. 07:51:17.240 --> 07:51:19.240 Oh, what, on the pickle smasher? 07:51:19.240 --> 07:51:23.240 You can play in the pickle smasher Q.0? 07:51:23.240 --> 07:51:25.240 Give him a name, y'all. 07:51:25.240 --> 07:51:28.240 What do y'all name this thing? 07:51:28.240 --> 07:51:32.240 I'll name it the, uh... 07:51:32.240 --> 07:51:35.240 I don't know, that kind of looks like Wario. 07:51:35.240 --> 07:51:37.880 Wario if he was in uh, he was Amish 07:51:41.280 --> 07:51:46.520 Damn look at the look at the sneaks on these people look at these sneaks 07:51:49.360 --> 07:51:53.880 I gotta get me pair of those hey with they got the M log on the back too and everything 07:51:54.680 --> 07:51:56.840 God, yeah, that's like 07:51:59.360 --> 07:52:01.720 That's like limited edition everything that they're wearing right now 07:52:01.720 --> 07:52:11.720 They got that Mickey D's limited edition. 07:52:11.720 --> 07:52:12.720 Monkey! 07:52:12.720 --> 07:52:19.720 Don't you hate it when your cat just brings a toy monkey? 07:52:19.720 --> 07:52:21.720 I wouldn't mind if Luna did it. 07:52:21.720 --> 07:52:24.720 For me it's honest. 07:52:24.720 --> 07:52:25.720 This... 07:52:25.720 --> 07:52:27.720 This soundbite is so good for these videos. 07:52:27.720 --> 07:52:30.720 I love it so much. 07:52:30.720 --> 07:52:41.440 The spider is back, what do I do? 07:52:41.440 --> 07:52:45.000 This is Yuki's reaction by the way. 07:52:45.000 --> 07:52:48.640 Yuki sees one spider in the bathroom, this is what's happening. 07:52:48.640 --> 07:52:50.640 Getting the shallow hose and everything. 07:52:50.640 --> 07:52:53.640 What's the thing you know, I'm coming on the flood. 07:52:53.640 --> 07:52:56.640 Did she do the same with that? 07:52:56.640 --> 07:52:57.640 That's true. 07:52:57.640 --> 07:52:58.640 She did. 07:53:06.640 --> 07:53:08.640 She's stretching under water, bro. 07:53:11.640 --> 07:53:14.640 Apparently it's an aquatic hamster. 07:53:16.640 --> 07:53:19.640 Which, if anything just raises a lot more questions, 07:53:19.640 --> 07:53:21.640 Look at us matchy 07:53:25.560 --> 07:53:27.560 Very crazy 07:53:27.760 --> 07:53:29.760 Collid gotta be on 07:53:30.720 --> 07:53:32.720 something I 07:53:32.720 --> 07:53:38.540 Don't think he's on the spectrum. I just think he's on some zahra like 24-7 throws under some zahra in flu 07:53:39.240 --> 07:53:41.240 ints 07:53:44.400 --> 07:53:46.960 Have you ever played rugby roses already? 07:53:46.960 --> 07:53:57.480 Okay, Caled. 07:53:57.480 --> 07:54:13.360 What is going on with Caled, bro? 07:54:13.360 --> 07:54:15.360 This song, this song is going on with Calibra. 07:54:15.360 --> 07:54:17.360 This song gotta get it like a wealthy chicken suit. 07:54:21.360 --> 07:54:24.360 The top comment in this video, by the way, is he had a lobotomy. 07:54:28.360 --> 07:54:30.360 Why I'm not scared to walk alone at night? 07:54:30.360 --> 07:54:31.360 It's because I'm broke. 07:54:33.360 --> 07:54:34.360 Aw hell yeah. 07:54:37.360 --> 07:54:38.360 I mean legit right? 07:54:38.360 --> 07:54:41.360 You see somebody like, you can eat like this and they'll walk in. 07:54:41.360 --> 07:54:43.360 You're walking the path, my little pony. 07:54:44.360 --> 07:54:45.360 Across the street. 07:54:45.360 --> 07:54:47.360 You're straight across the street, you don't do it. 07:54:47.360 --> 07:54:48.360 Don't mess with that. 07:54:49.360 --> 07:54:51.360 You don't know what bro's about. 07:54:52.360 --> 07:54:54.360 You knew that dead ends there? 07:54:54.360 --> 07:54:57.360 I decided to go to public school in the Bronx. 07:54:57.360 --> 07:54:59.360 In the Bronx? 07:54:59.360 --> 07:55:01.360 Say hi everybody. 07:55:07.360 --> 07:55:09.360 It's like so much fun. 07:55:09.360 --> 07:55:10.360 in the Bronx. 07:55:10.360 --> 07:55:12.360 First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you? 07:55:12.360 --> 07:55:13.360 You don't say that. 07:55:13.360 --> 07:55:14.360 Say hi, everybody. 07:55:14.360 --> 07:55:15.360 I'll tell you right now. 07:55:15.360 --> 07:55:16.360 Just keep going. 07:55:16.360 --> 07:55:17.360 I'll fucking look. 07:55:17.360 --> 07:55:18.360 I don't know the fuck. 07:55:18.360 --> 07:55:19.360 You just say hi. 07:55:19.360 --> 07:55:20.360 This ain't the Bronx. 07:55:20.360 --> 07:55:21.360 That's out of trance. 07:55:21.360 --> 07:55:22.360 I decided to go to public school. 07:55:22.360 --> 07:55:23.360 The top comment is here. 07:55:23.360 --> 07:55:25.360 First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you? 07:55:25.360 --> 07:55:26.360 You know what's funny? 07:55:26.360 --> 07:55:28.360 I wouldn't be able to tell if this is actually real enough, 07:55:28.360 --> 07:55:30.360 because I totally would believe it. 07:55:30.360 --> 07:55:31.360 I don't know the fuck. 07:55:31.360 --> 07:55:32.360 You just say hi. 07:55:32.360 --> 07:55:34.360 I feel like this is literally what it would be like. 07:55:34.360 --> 07:55:36.360 I didn't see 07:55:42.560 --> 07:55:44.720 We'll have your front row at my set 07:56:01.000 --> 07:56:03.000 Nervous on the beat 07:56:04.360 --> 07:56:06.360 Oh 07:56:10.360 --> 07:56:12.360 Yeah, cool son 07:56:14.360 --> 07:56:16.360 Yeah, cool son 07:56:23.360 --> 07:56:25.360 Yeah 07:56:28.360 --> 07:56:30.360 Yeah 07:56:34.360 --> 07:56:37.160 You just know your investments would be safe at this stage. 07:56:38.280 --> 07:56:39.160 Thousand percent. 07:56:41.160 --> 07:56:44.920 You can invest your life savings and entrust it with this man. 07:56:46.840 --> 07:56:48.200 He won't let you down. 07:56:49.240 --> 07:56:55.000 He'd rather open up his stomach before he lets you lose a single penny of your investment 07:56:56.440 --> 07:56:57.000 with this guy. 07:56:57.000 --> 07:57:03.000 I love that the video is so long, brother. 07:57:03.000 --> 07:57:06.000 It's 59 seconds, bro. 07:57:06.000 --> 07:57:08.000 I'm just happy doing this. 07:57:08.000 --> 07:57:10.000 It's wild. 07:57:22.000 --> 07:57:24.000 This is in Canada by the way. 07:57:27.000 --> 07:57:34.400 people didn't believe how cold it gets in Canada this is in Canada this is in 07:57:34.400 --> 07:57:42.000 Alberta it's crazy it's funny the North Face company commented only in Canada 07:57:42.000 --> 07:57:48.080 yeah literally gets cold up there dude 07:57:57.000 --> 07:58:01.000 So we're going to go inside of a reflection right now. 07:58:27.000 --> 07:58:56.040 There you go, once again. 07:58:56.040 --> 07:58:59.040 got to enter the fifth dimension before we got GTA 6. 07:58:59.040 --> 07:59:00.040 So you see this one. 07:59:00.040 --> 07:59:01.040 Goddamn! 07:59:01.040 --> 07:59:03.040 The mirror thing doesn't just work. 07:59:03.040 --> 07:59:04.040 Isn't that crazy? 07:59:04.040 --> 07:59:05.040 Your glass. 07:59:05.040 --> 07:59:06.040 It's very cool. 07:59:06.040 --> 07:59:07.040 Pufferfish. 07:59:07.040 --> 07:59:16.040 God, why do they look so silly, bro? 07:59:16.040 --> 07:59:20.040 Why do they look so silly, bro? 07:59:20.040 --> 07:59:22.040 Freakin' pufferfish, man. 07:59:22.040 --> 07:59:36.620 apparently they like to be squeezed or something like that somebody said in the 07:59:36.620 --> 07:59:39.740 comment here fun facts squeezing a puff of fish makes them happy it's a way of 07:59:39.740 --> 07:59:41.740 I'm just gonna tap that. 07:59:42.740 --> 07:59:44.740 Snap that, see? 07:59:56.740 --> 07:59:58.740 AHH! 07:59:59.740 --> 08:00:01.740 AHH! 08:00:04.740 --> 08:00:06.740 He keeps pulling it up, I'm done. 08:00:09.740 --> 08:00:15.460 I mean, you would have to have seen those like somebody next to you doing that, right? 08:00:15.460 --> 08:00:16.980 How do you not feel that too? 08:00:16.980 --> 08:00:22.540 I'm not the smartest man in the bunch, but I do have enough common sense to realize that. 08:00:22.540 --> 08:00:25.580 This ain't the wind machine with the arm go up. 08:00:25.580 --> 08:00:26.580 It's just drop. 08:00:26.580 --> 08:00:27.580 It's quite a hill. 08:00:27.580 --> 08:00:30.420 It's the only glass thing in here at the top. 08:00:30.420 --> 08:00:35.180 I just sort of assume, and hit the bottom, it would definitely crack. 08:00:35.180 --> 08:00:39.700 Like all these cans, if anything needs to go up, then that could be right there. 08:00:39.700 --> 08:00:50.700 I'm not the smartest man in the bunch, but I do. 08:00:50.700 --> 08:00:53.700 This is the wrong getting machines for drinks in general. 08:00:53.700 --> 08:00:54.700 Is it even pulled? 08:00:54.700 --> 08:00:56.700 This is the machine with the arm go up. 08:00:56.700 --> 08:00:57.700 You just drop. 08:00:57.700 --> 08:00:58.700 Yeah, I don't think so. 08:00:58.700 --> 08:01:00.700 That's like, that's a warm drink right there. 08:01:00.700 --> 08:01:03.700 Every single one of those drinks are warm. 08:01:03.700 --> 08:01:04.700 They hit the bottom. 08:01:04.700 --> 08:01:06.700 We definitely cry. 08:01:24.700 --> 08:01:26.700 Andre 3000 everybody. 08:01:27.700 --> 08:01:28.700 Andre 3000. 08:01:29.700 --> 08:01:30.700 In Japan. 08:01:30.700 --> 08:01:35.700 On a Tuesday, it's an average day for Android 3000. 08:01:35.700 --> 08:01:48.700 Can they call these things again? 08:01:48.700 --> 08:01:51.700 The uh, Yuki knows. 08:01:51.700 --> 08:01:53.700 I forgot what he'd call it. 08:01:53.700 --> 08:01:56.700 It's not the flute. 08:01:56.700 --> 08:01:58.700 Something else. 08:01:58.700 --> 08:02:00.700 The recorder! There you go. 08:02:02.000 --> 08:02:05.820 You know bro was like top of his class when they whipped out the recorders. 08:02:06.320 --> 08:02:08.320 He was like, oh I got this. 08:02:09.300 --> 08:02:11.300 That was his favorite time of the day. 08:02:11.620 --> 08:02:13.620 Doesn't matter what was going on during his day. 08:02:15.080 --> 08:02:17.080 His grandmother could be dead. 08:02:17.360 --> 08:02:22.060 On his way to the funeral, and this is what he does at the funeral. He was looking forward to it. 08:02:24.460 --> 08:02:27.100 The kazoo? Yeah, I don't think it's a kazoo. 08:02:27.100 --> 08:02:30.780 Okay, I do hear but god damn. I don't think it's gonna have enough battery. 08:02:32.460 --> 08:02:37.100 All right, we'll see. I'll do as much air fuck. You know what? I should charge it in the meantime though, right? Damn. 08:02:37.820 --> 08:02:40.140 Hey, what's up, August? How you doing, Lumbee? 08:02:40.140 --> 08:03:02.580 So, at least whenever it does die, I'll have like a little bit of that. 08:03:02.580 --> 08:03:03.580 And no worries. 08:03:03.580 --> 08:03:04.580 No worries, August. 08:03:04.580 --> 08:03:05.580 I'm doing good, dude. 08:03:05.580 --> 08:03:06.580 How are you, man? 08:03:06.580 --> 08:03:09.580 All right, yeah, let's take a look at today's news, shall we? 08:03:09.580 --> 08:03:15.120 Today, we're talking about people with millions out of school shooter on 6th grade and 250 08:03:15.120 --> 08:03:16.120 of them. 08:03:16.120 --> 08:03:17.120 I don't know what's going on with the new hairline though. 08:03:17.120 --> 08:03:20.240 The viral entertains now being accused of silencing, threatening, and intimidating victims. 08:03:20.240 --> 08:03:23.680 Breakdown the scary and startling tactics police are now using to collect DNA evidence. 08:03:23.680 --> 08:03:27.000 Ohio's education system is in complete chaos because of a power grab. 08:03:27.000 --> 08:03:29.320 New research exposes what happens when you're dying. 08:03:29.320 --> 08:03:33.680 We're talking about all that and so much more than it is extra large Philip Franko show 08:03:33.680 --> 08:03:35.240 you daily dive into the news. 08:03:35.240 --> 08:03:37.760 Now, to just make sure you're subscribed, let's jump into it. 08:03:37.760 --> 08:03:38.760 Starting with... 08:03:38.760 --> 08:03:42.960 This is a nasty, messy story that has a lot of people in fury. 08:03:42.960 --> 08:03:49.520 And at the center of it, you have the question of how does, or can, a person who did one of the worst things imaginable redeem themselves? 08:03:49.520 --> 08:03:54.000 And in this case, that person reportedly is an emotionally disturbed, 16-year-old boy who we're going to call Jay. 08:03:54.000 --> 08:03:58.320 And we'll not be showing his face or name because we have certain rules about certain types of people. 08:03:58.320 --> 08:04:02.920 So he was treated for depression and anxiety, according to his fellow students at a high school in upstate New York. 08:04:02.920 --> 08:04:08.640 With his behavior then worsening over the years until one spring, he was barred from attending classes in person and given homeschooling instead. 08:04:08.640 --> 08:04:10.840 With the men returning to school and the fallen classmates 08:04:10.840 --> 08:04:12.280 have been doing well a few years earlier, 08:04:12.280 --> 08:04:14.000 sending with a dramatically different person. 08:04:14.000 --> 08:04:15.760 One girl saying he just became more of a friend. 08:04:15.760 --> 08:04:16.840 We were trying to get him a lap. 08:04:16.840 --> 08:04:19.200 And he just didn't care because he lost all his friends. 08:04:19.200 --> 08:04:21.240 With that, I'm bringing us to February of 2004, 08:04:21.240 --> 08:04:22.960 when Jay stepped inside of his high school 08:04:22.960 --> 08:04:24.480 carrying a pump-action shotgun. 08:04:24.480 --> 08:04:26.720 With him later, claiming that his action wasn't to kill, 08:04:26.720 --> 08:04:29.120 but to be killed and that he only fired into the ceiling 08:04:29.120 --> 08:04:30.560 twice and waited for the cops to arrive. 08:04:30.560 --> 08:04:31.720 But we'll never really know for sure 08:04:31.720 --> 08:04:32.960 what he was actually planning to do, 08:04:32.960 --> 08:04:35.320 because an assistant principal tackled him from behind, 08:04:35.320 --> 08:04:37.680 and as they were wrestling, the gun went off a third time, 08:04:37.680 --> 08:04:39.680 Oh, shit. 08:04:46.680 --> 08:04:47.680 Good. 08:04:48.680 --> 08:04:49.680 Good. 08:04:49.680 --> 08:04:50.680 Good. 08:05:07.680 --> 08:05:13.400 But actually that is where the controversy be go because he then hopped on tiktok. Oh, so this is like 17 years ago 08:05:13.400 --> 08:05:18.880 huh I'm advocating for better mental health care and strict of gun control arguing that there needs to be more focus on the emotional mindset 08:05:18.880 --> 08:05:24.040 People are in when you do bad things and essentially positioning himself as this so-called like reformed school shooter 08:05:24.040 --> 08:05:27.960 Who's dedicating his life to fix any issues that drove him to do what he did and by doing that 08:05:27.960 --> 08:05:29.800 He's actually racked up over 08:05:29.800 --> 08:05:36.440 250,000 followers on tiktok, but now as he's gained more and more attention a lot of people strongly believe he does not deserve to have this 08:05:36.440 --> 08:05:40.840 platform saying he's exploiting his disgusting past for cloud and building a huge following off of the 08:05:40.840 --> 08:05:41.400 same. Don't make it a. 08:05:41.400 --> 08:05:44.680 That argument that if he really cared about preventing the violence he would work quietly behind the 08:05:44.680 --> 08:05:49.240 scenes and not do it through social media pain. There is a there is need for reconciliation. 08:05:49.240 --> 08:05:52.840 Social media pain. It's weird when we don't have contracts though right. 08:05:52.840 --> 08:05:55.320 There is no reconciliation for it. It was a violent kid. 08:05:55.320 --> 08:06:00.280 For somebody to actually admit that they did something wrong and then to unpack that and 08:06:00.280 --> 08:06:05.880 that is not what this guy is doing because I just don't think that you can unpack walking into a 08:06:05.880 --> 08:06:10.600 school with the intent to shoot children. Some have also accused Jay of only caring about the 08:06:10.600 --> 08:06:13.880 mental health of young white men because they say he doesn't talk about the ties between white 08:06:13.880 --> 08:06:17.560 privilege and supremacy in school shootings. They're pointing to a video which tells a story 08:06:17.560 --> 08:06:20.920 from last year about how a black man attacked him with swords and homeless shelter that he worked 08:06:20.920 --> 08:06:24.760 at. According to Jay, the man who left him badly injured called him the white devil and Jay used 08:06:24.760 --> 08:06:28.440 this to show that you can be racist toward white people. So now Jay is disabled to comment on his 08:06:28.440 --> 08:06:32.040 TikToks but he's still not satisfied with the videos and statements to the media. For example, 08:06:32.040 --> 08:06:36.040 Telling insider I can never undo what I have done the pain that I have called 08:06:36.560 --> 08:06:43.040 But I am working toward preventing others from experiencing the same pain and suffering and adding my goal is not redemption for the school 08:06:43.040 --> 08:06:48.200 She's being a little rascal right now prevention of other school shooting, but again your people saying this is all a smoke screen 08:06:48.200 --> 08:06:53.720 It's a ruse arguing that he's showing radicalized a ruse. You can be a school shooter and there's also the level God 08:06:53.720 --> 08:06:55.720 Please don't be a ruse 08:06:55.720 --> 08:06:59.320 These threats will not work. They will not prevent people from coming forward 08:07:02.040 --> 08:07:07.520 We encourage people to play their part in stopping the spread of disinformation online and to think carefully about how their words in these spaces 08:07:07.520 --> 08:07:11.920 Can affect people already suffering immensely and as for how this alleged harassment is playing out you advise 08:07:11.920 --> 08:07:13.920 Oh my god, this guy man 08:07:14.800 --> 08:07:16.800 This guy 08:07:24.320 --> 08:07:26.320 Andrew Sir Andrew Tatum 08:07:26.320 --> 08:07:30.320 jury the lawyer representing the UK women saying this is a blatant attempt to threaten and intimidate 08:07:30.320 --> 08:07:34.320 our clients as it is self-evident from mr. Cate's behavior that anyone who speaks out of 08:07:34.320 --> 08:07:38.560 k-port will be subjected to extraordinary abuse online and most concerningly in person but the 08:07:38.560 --> 08:07:42.400 lawyers and further claiming that Cate uses this massive group of online followers many of whom 08:07:42.400 --> 08:07:46.000 they claim are recruited through a so-called educational platform the real world to organize 08:07:46.000 --> 08:07:50.080 these attacks against the alleged victims going so far as to accuse Cate of using quote children 08:07:50.080 --> 08:07:54.320 and vulnerable men to spread messages on his behalf for his part Cate has sued a Florida-based 08:07:54.320 --> 08:07:56.800 a woman who made allegations related to the Romania case. 08:07:56.800 --> 08:07:58.680 And the lawyer says that those being sued are terrified 08:07:58.680 --> 08:08:00.320 because people have gone to their places of work 08:08:00.320 --> 08:08:01.160 that threaten them. 08:08:01.160 --> 08:08:02.540 According to the AP, regarding all this, 08:08:02.540 --> 08:08:04.220 and your case, the lawyer denied these claims. 08:08:04.220 --> 08:08:06.200 Vice reporting the case representatives even showed up 08:08:06.200 --> 08:08:07.920 to the press conference to disrupt proceeding, 08:08:07.920 --> 08:08:09.800 which the lawyer said was ironic and adding, 08:08:09.800 --> 08:08:11.400 this was a press conference about the harassment 08:08:11.400 --> 08:08:13.440 and intimidation of witnesses and survivors. 08:08:13.440 --> 08:08:16.000 They showed that their only response is to harass. 08:08:16.000 --> 08:08:17.920 But seemingly as always with these updates, 08:08:17.920 --> 08:08:19.400 there's a back and forth with tape, 08:08:19.400 --> 08:08:21.000 more claims were allegations, 08:08:21.000 --> 08:08:22.400 then more denial on his end. 08:08:22.400 --> 08:08:24.560 and so like has been the case since they were first arrested 08:08:24.560 --> 08:08:25.400 and everything has happened. 08:08:25.400 --> 08:08:27.120 I can't believe Luna for letting me sit on your lap. 08:08:27.120 --> 08:08:29.080 And then your heart stops, your brain, 08:08:29.080 --> 08:08:29.920 I don't blame her. 08:08:29.920 --> 08:08:31.280 By any definition of the word, 08:08:31.280 --> 08:08:32.120 you know what I gotta say, 08:08:32.120 --> 08:08:33.640 this ain't nothing but what's either of us. 08:08:33.640 --> 08:08:35.040 The team of scientists observed patients 08:08:35.040 --> 08:08:36.440 in 25 hospitals around the world, 08:08:36.440 --> 08:08:37.280 which is to say she's not a cat. 08:08:37.280 --> 08:08:39.000 and the underwent CPR. 08:08:39.000 --> 08:08:40.400 And while the doctors and nurses worried 08:08:40.400 --> 08:08:41.840 about saving the patient's lives, 08:08:41.840 --> 08:08:43.480 researchers stuck electrodes to their heads 08:08:43.480 --> 08:08:44.680 and what they found was shocking. 08:08:44.680 --> 08:08:45.520 Even though to the doctors, 08:08:45.520 --> 08:08:47.080 the patients appeared to be totally comatose. 08:08:47.080 --> 08:08:48.920 On the inside, 40% of them experienced 08:08:48.920 --> 08:08:50.240 a heightened level of consciousness 08:08:50.240 --> 08:08:51.560 that's inaccessible to the living, 08:08:51.560 --> 08:08:55.320 which casts doubt on the long held belief that after 5 or 10 minutes of oxygen deprivation, 08:08:55.320 --> 08:08:56.400 the brain begins to die. 08:08:56.400 --> 08:08:59.760 Instead, this study suggests that the brain goes into kind of a hibernation. 08:08:59.760 --> 08:09:03.560 The researchers observe surges of brain activity up to an hour after cardiac arrest. 08:09:03.560 --> 08:09:04.560 Now, apparently, these are- 08:09:04.560 --> 08:09:06.400 Wait, so what about that dude? 08:09:06.400 --> 08:09:07.400 What's his name? 08:09:07.400 --> 08:09:08.400 David Blaine? 08:09:08.400 --> 08:09:15.400 Dude, that holds his breath for like 30 minutes or an hour underwater. 08:09:15.400 --> 08:09:16.400 So what does that mean? 08:09:16.400 --> 08:09:18.000 Dude's unconscious then? 08:09:22.000 --> 08:09:24.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 08:09:24.000 --> 08:09:26.960 Yeah, we're getting a little education today. 08:09:26.960 --> 08:09:27.960 I didn't know that. 08:09:28.960 --> 08:09:30.300 I didn't know that you could, 08:09:31.560 --> 08:09:34.280 your brain goes into like this hibernation mode 08:09:34.280 --> 08:09:35.600 after five, 10 minutes. 08:09:35.600 --> 08:09:37.120 These aren't dreams or delusions 08:09:37.120 --> 08:09:38.720 or hallucinations that we're talking about 08:09:38.720 --> 08:09:39.560 and technically speaking, 08:09:39.560 --> 08:09:41.120 they're not even near-death experiences. 08:09:41.120 --> 08:09:43.280 Rather, these patients had with elite researcher terms 08:09:43.280 --> 08:09:45.040 as recalled experiences of death, 08:09:45.040 --> 08:09:48.420 Do the brain showing signs of higher mental function as if they were fully conscious during 08:09:48.420 --> 08:09:49.420 chest compressions? 08:09:49.420 --> 08:09:52.120 And as far as why this happens, the study's author has guessed that when the electrical 08:09:52.120 --> 08:09:56.080 activity in the brain flatlines, the so-called breaking systems that filter out certain parts 08:09:56.080 --> 08:09:57.840 of it from your consciousness stop working. 08:09:57.840 --> 08:10:01.320 So essentially you unlock your entire brain all at once, triggering a state of disinformation. 08:10:01.320 --> 08:10:03.320 Man, I'm so distracted by that bunny in the background. 08:10:03.320 --> 08:10:05.760 Here's the basic understanding of new dimensions of reality. 08:10:05.760 --> 08:10:06.760 Dude, it's like... 08:10:06.760 --> 08:10:07.760 Is that bunny? 08:10:07.760 --> 08:10:08.760 Hold on. 08:10:08.760 --> 08:10:13.600 I know we're talking about the brain, stuff like that, but one second. 08:10:13.600 --> 08:10:19.200 Why does that buddy look like it's making like an old face like, damn, that's kind of the 08:10:19.200 --> 08:10:21.720 face that looks like making man. 08:10:21.720 --> 08:10:26.080 When you die, you begin a process of being reincarnated as people you were nice and horrible 08:10:26.080 --> 08:10:29.440 to because if that were to happen, the idea that what goes around comes around, that could 08:10:29.440 --> 08:10:32.840 actually be true for the first time ever because as I've lived my life, there's a lot of people 08:10:32.840 --> 08:10:35.600 who have done so much good that really never get it back. 08:10:35.600 --> 08:10:39.000 And there have also been just such horrible people that have never been held accountable. 08:10:39.000 --> 08:10:40.680 Anyway, I forgot this was a new show. 08:10:40.680 --> 08:10:41.680 Let's keep going. 08:10:41.680 --> 08:10:48.080 is finally coming back, or at least trying to bring back the bunnies, bring back the 08:10:48.080 --> 08:10:49.080 bunnies. 08:10:49.080 --> 08:10:53.840 There's much crap as people talk on the internet, based off the ratings, it was actually 08:10:53.840 --> 08:10:54.840 missed. 08:10:54.840 --> 08:10:57.840 Jimmy Kimmel, for example, scoring his highest rated season opener in six years. 08:10:57.840 --> 08:11:01.640 Jimmy Fallon, also saying a 19% fewer bump compared to the same time last year. 08:11:01.640 --> 08:11:05.120 But also, to be fair, it is too early to see if he's done the rating bumps or gonna stick. 08:11:05.120 --> 08:11:07.240 I'm not gonna just get to see what they're gonna say. 08:11:07.240 --> 08:11:08.240 What is your goal, Lou? 08:11:08.240 --> 08:11:09.240 What is your goal? 08:11:09.240 --> 08:11:11.240 Make the heart 08:11:16.240 --> 08:11:18.240 Get the whole body of 08:11:20.320 --> 08:11:24.120 More shows coming back soon. You got Saturday night live set for October 14 08:11:24.120 --> 08:11:27.960 Now in seconds return with Pete Davidson and ice-bice followed by the next week with bad bunny 08:11:27.960 --> 08:11:31.400 Which I will say a lot of people were actually confused there because unlike late night shows 08:11:31.400 --> 08:11:37.440 We're just conversational talk shows SNL involved skits and characters among active people saying isn't this a violation of the after strike 08:11:37.440 --> 08:11:41.240 But no, actually Pete, I spy, spad, bunny, ever went vault, not scabbit. 08:11:41.240 --> 08:11:43.240 The SNL actually allowed to return during the strike, 08:11:43.240 --> 08:11:47.140 and even the screen actors will release a statement saying they support the show's return in clarifying. 08:11:47.140 --> 08:11:51.740 They are not in violation of SAG-AFTRA strike rules, and we support them in fulfilling their contractual obligation. 08:11:51.740 --> 08:11:57.240 The program is a SAG-AFTRA non-dramatic production under a separate agreement that is not subject to the union strike order. 08:11:57.240 --> 08:12:00.640 It's a different contract than the one that's on strike, and actually if they did return, they'd be in legal trouble. 08:12:00.640 --> 08:12:05.940 With them explaining by not showing up to work, our performers can be held in breach of contract, and the union is prohibited from advising them not. 08:12:05.940 --> 08:12:09.540 I'm not interested in that story though, so I'm being perfectly honest. 08:12:11.220 --> 08:12:18.980 Oh, Sagina after a barely functioning day. You got another one. It's a bear this time. 08:12:18.980 --> 08:12:22.100 Well, thanks to the fantastic partner and sponsor today's show, Zaka. 08:12:22.100 --> 08:12:26.900 Hey, what the freak? I didn't skip to get into a segment there, buddy. Come on now. 08:12:27.620 --> 08:12:32.180 Elon Musk. He just he's ruining things in ways I never would have guessed. Like, 08:12:32.180 --> 08:12:34.900 when we use any of our social media platforms, there's so much on there. 08:12:34.900 --> 08:12:35.940 Elon Moose! 08:12:35.940 --> 08:12:39.940 That is basic functionality things that allow us to enjoy something or utilize something. 08:12:39.940 --> 08:12:41.300 Who knows how to get Elon Moose trouble? 08:12:41.300 --> 08:12:43.380 You should really not tell those things go away or you go, oh my god, we had it so good. 08:12:43.380 --> 08:12:46.420 And I say that because in the olden times, right before yesterday, 08:12:46.420 --> 08:12:47.300 Hell yeah. 08:12:47.300 --> 08:12:48.180 It would show you a photo. 08:12:48.180 --> 08:12:50.900 Dude, this guy literally destroyed Twitter like single-handedly. 08:12:52.500 --> 08:12:56.100 I don't know what it is, but like, I think you try to make X super cool and everything and 08:12:57.220 --> 08:13:00.340 my god, man, it's so not cool. 08:13:02.260 --> 08:13:03.780 Jesus Christ. 08:13:04.900 --> 08:13:08.780 x.com like bro, it's so not cool, man 08:13:09.100 --> 08:13:12.780 It just sounds like some adult site that you're visiting every single time 08:13:13.660 --> 08:13:14.740 and 08:13:14.740 --> 08:13:19.500 Nobody's saying a I saw this trending on x like nobody's saying that everybody's still saying Twitter 08:13:19.900 --> 08:13:24.020 Photo from the side along with the site's website and a headlock right all things let you know 08:13:24.020 --> 08:13:28.140 Hey, what is this actually about now when you do the play the other four on the scene? 08:13:28.140 --> 08:13:32.020 All you have is a photo with the outlets website in the corner just to indicate that it's not just a photo 08:13:32.020 --> 08:13:36.540 It is a link but nowhere is the actual headline as far as why they've made this confusing change 08:13:36.540 --> 08:13:41.420 Well, it's actually because Elon Musk says he's been planning for a while and saying that it will greatly improve the aesthetics 08:13:41.420 --> 08:13:43.420 So I think it's also incredibly important to point out 08:13:43.420 --> 08:13:44.420 Wait what? 08:13:44.420 --> 08:13:45.420 Things let you know 08:13:45.420 --> 08:13:46.420 I totally missed that 08:13:46.420 --> 08:13:48.420 It's usually not until those things go away where you go 08:13:48.420 --> 08:13:49.620 Oh my god, we had it so good 08:13:49.620 --> 08:13:53.720 And I say that because in the olden times right before yesterday when someone tweeted out a link 08:13:53.720 --> 08:13:57.020 It would show you a photo from the site along with the site's website and a headline 08:13:57.020 --> 08:13:58.020 All things let you know 08:13:58.020 --> 08:14:01.820 Hey, what is this actually about but now when you link something out in that tweet 08:14:01.820 --> 08:14:05.980 All you have is a photo with the outlets website in the corner just to indicate that it's not just a photo 08:14:05.980 --> 08:14:10.540 It is a link but nowhere is the actual headline as far as why they have made this confusing change 08:14:10.540 --> 08:14:14.940 Well, it's actually because Elon Musk says he's been planning for a while. What is this actually? 08:14:21.980 --> 08:14:23.980 That versus uh 08:14:25.660 --> 08:14:29.820 Headline right all things let you know. Hey, what is this actually about now when you link something? 08:14:29.820 --> 08:14:35.980 listen I might be inclined to agree I might be inclined to agree that this 08:14:35.980 --> 08:14:42.420 actually doesn't look better though but is it because oh is the misleading I see 08:14:42.420 --> 08:14:46.920 I see it's because yeah before you were able to tell if it was a link or not now 08:14:46.920 --> 08:14:53.340 we don't get that right okay yeah yeah that'd be a little weird I would I would 08:14:53.340 --> 08:14:57.300 just assume that the photo is taken by like the verge.com based on like that 08:14:57.300 --> 08:15:05.220 aesthetic. I see what Muskie Boy is trying to do over here to make it look cleaner. Dude, 08:15:05.220 --> 08:15:10.620 he's been doing that with the ads as well, man. Sometimes you're looking at a post and 08:15:10.620 --> 08:15:14.860 you're like, oh, that's an ad? Because you're wondering, why the heck am I looking at this? 08:15:14.860 --> 08:15:18.780 Where did this come from? Who am I following where this is going to be popping up on my 08:15:18.780 --> 08:15:24.380 timeline right now, right? And because in a small crevice of the little corner, you'll 08:15:24.380 --> 08:15:27.960 see that it says add there like they're they're changing it up every now and then 08:15:27.960 --> 08:15:33.300 it's crazy I agree though I said it looks way better but it's true you can't 08:15:33.300 --> 08:15:36.220 tell like if I'm clicking into this like zoom in on the photo or something and 08:15:36.220 --> 08:15:40.620 I'd be so annoyed if I'm clicking into links and it's like oh god damn next week 08:15:40.620 --> 08:15:43.820 all you have is a photo with the outlets website in the corner just to 08:15:43.820 --> 08:15:47.540 indicate that it's not just a photo it is a link but nowhere is the action as far 08:15:47.540 --> 08:15:51.260 as why I made this confusing change well it's actually because Elon Musk says he's 08:15:51.260 --> 08:15:54.620 been planning for a while and saying that it will break things, it's just confused people 08:15:54.620 --> 08:15:57.700 by showing just the graphic alone. If you just scroll it, it looks like a picture or nothing 08:15:57.700 --> 08:16:01.220 more. The people sharing posts and noting, a normal person, someone not following every 08:16:01.220 --> 08:16:05.060 x slash twitter development would not even know an article was shared here. Wild. And 08:16:05.060 --> 08:16:09.420 so also with this, we've seen people unsurprisingly using this new chain, she trolled Elon himself. 08:16:09.420 --> 08:16:12.380 Right, because now that the context of the headline is done, you can share links to various 08:16:12.380 --> 08:16:15.860 articles about him, but then you have people tweeting that he died in embarrassing ways. 08:16:15.860 --> 08:16:19.460 He got his penis cut off or he didn't work with Joe Biden. But then you also have others 08:16:19.460 --> 08:16:23.220 would just seriously annoy it. And that's right. The last year of Twitter is essentially just 08:16:23.220 --> 08:16:27.540 an experiment in taking a website or a bombs around news slash information and making it as 08:16:27.540 --> 08:16:31.780 hostile as possible to the people and organizations that do news gathering and people saying it makes 08:16:31.780 --> 08:16:36.340 the site less usable, less appealing, less accurate and some joking. Go ahead, click on that photo, 08:16:36.340 --> 08:16:40.420 maybe it's a length, maybe it's not, you feel lucky punk. You know, really every time we see a 08:16:40.420 --> 08:16:45.700 change that is this dumb. In my head, the thought that Elon Musk purchased this platform to actually 08:16:45.700 --> 08:16:52.660 Ohio's educated Elon Musk could have given a billion dollars to 44 billion people 08:16:52.900 --> 08:17:03.140 The mission department has long been run by the state board of education which exercises authority over many of the most important powers things like setting the curriculum choosing textbooks facilitating funding and selecting the superintended among other things 08:17:03.220 --> 08:17:06.660 Over the last 70 years, Ohio voters have been in charge of electing 11 of the 19 08:17:06.740 --> 08:17:07.540 What's the story? 08:17:07.540 --> 08:17:10.980 And that after the voters themselves approved a referendum to change the state constitution. 08:17:11.140 --> 08:17:13.140 Oh my god, Ohio 08:17:13.140 --> 08:17:20.140 I didn't mean to come out like saying it like that, but it's Ohio. 08:17:20.140 --> 08:17:24.340 That's a smooth, it really marks a massive shift for Biden who quickly signed an executive 08:17:24.340 --> 08:17:27.700 order halting construction on the border wall when he assumed office in 2021. 08:17:27.700 --> 08:17:31.220 With that order reading, it shall be the policy of my administration that no more American 08:17:31.220 --> 08:17:33.780 taxpayer dollars be diverted to construct a border wall. 08:17:33.780 --> 08:17:36.980 And at the time adding, building a massive wall that stands in the entire southern border 08:17:36.980 --> 08:17:38.740 is not a serious policy solution. 08:17:38.740 --> 08:17:42.380 It is a waste of money that diverts attention from genuine threats to our homeland security. 08:17:42.380 --> 08:17:45.780 And then a notice outlining this new move, the Homeland Security Secretary wrote, 08:17:45.780 --> 08:17:49.380 There is presently an acute and immediate need to construct physical barriers and roads 08:17:49.380 --> 08:17:53.780 in the vicinity of the border of the United States in order to prevent unlawful entries into the United States. 08:17:53.780 --> 08:17:57.780 And that, I have determined, that it is necessary that I exercise the authority that is vested in me. 08:17:57.780 --> 08:18:01.280 But also, very significantly here, he noted that the funding for the wall comes from money 08:18:01.280 --> 08:18:04.980 that had been appropriated by Congress in 2019, before Biden took office. 08:18:04.980 --> 08:18:08.480 And then a notice also stating that this move still complies with Biden's objective order, 08:18:08.480 --> 08:18:12.920 which just pertained to new funds, but still allowed for already allocated money to be spent as required. 08:18:12.920 --> 08:18:17.280 And actually, to that point, despite the fact that the current DHS Secretary seemed to be arguing in favor of the wall, 08:18:17.280 --> 08:18:20.040 it seems like Biden himself opposes this move full heartedly. 08:18:20.040 --> 08:18:23.920 But I'm telling reporters today that he didn't want to fund the wall, but his hands were tied by Congress, 08:18:23.920 --> 08:18:25.640 saying the money was appropriated for the border wall. 08:18:25.640 --> 08:18:29.120 I tried to get them to reappropriate, to redirect that money. They didn't. They wouldn't. 08:18:29.120 --> 08:18:33.120 Also, this has helped nearly one million men keep their hair and head over to the fund by the Intercept. 08:18:33.120 --> 08:18:38.480 The agency is a mass 21.7 million DNA profile nearly 7% of the US population. 08:18:38.480 --> 08:18:41.280 In fact, you're a weird design with the roses. 08:18:44.040 --> 08:18:47.040 I remind me of like those like 70s graphics. 08:18:47.280 --> 08:18:49.920 Plus actually surpassed China's DNA accumulation until 20. 08:18:49.920 --> 08:18:52.440 Well, we need a fit check collection program. 08:18:52.480 --> 08:18:54.920 Actually, the year that was announced, actually, you know what? 08:18:54.920 --> 08:18:56.920 China had collected about 2.9% of its pocket. 08:18:56.920 --> 08:18:58.920 Oh, dude, I got like Luna's car all over me. 08:18:58.920 --> 08:19:00.000 That day, four percent. 08:19:00.000 --> 08:19:00.840 And well, it's impossible to. 08:19:00.840 --> 08:19:02.400 This is the show we rock in the day. 08:19:02.400 --> 08:19:05.600 since then a 2020 study estimated it's literally Luna. 08:19:05.600 --> 08:19:08.040 Oh no, she's taking advantage. 08:19:08.040 --> 08:19:10.880 She's jumping on top of me. 08:19:10.880 --> 08:19:12.400 And with this, of course, one of the key things 08:19:12.400 --> 08:19:13.920 is the reasons for collecting data 08:19:13.920 --> 08:19:14.880 and how that data is used. 08:19:14.880 --> 08:19:16.880 You hear that hollow belly? 08:19:16.880 --> 08:19:19.200 But the fact that we can even compare the scale of these things 08:19:19.200 --> 08:19:21.040 is a major red flag for all Americans, 08:19:21.040 --> 08:19:22.640 especially because DNA collection efforts 08:19:22.640 --> 08:19:24.800 have massively ramped up in recent years in America. 08:19:24.800 --> 08:19:26.920 They're only expected to keep growing and growing. 08:19:26.920 --> 08:19:29.200 I mean, the FBI first started creating a DNA database 08:19:29.200 --> 08:19:32.160 in the 90s, and by 1998, it helped build a national database 08:19:32.160 --> 08:19:35.940 the combined DNA here is that it's totally unclear how common this even is. 08:19:35.940 --> 08:19:38.500 The outlet actually explaining that this is in part because police and 08:19:38.500 --> 08:19:41.600 prostitutes have far worse this able explaining the FBI's annual budget 08:19:41.600 --> 08:19:45.180 request the agency's director for a specifically side of this policy as a 08:19:45.180 --> 08:19:47.900 reason for the huge spike in the FBI's genetic material collection. 08:19:47.900 --> 08:19:53.040 During the past 12 months, the FBI has been developing 2000 DNA samples per month over 08:19:53.040 --> 08:19:54.280 three months. 08:19:54.280 --> 08:19:54.940 Get out of there. 08:19:54.940 --> 08:19:56.260 No, get out. 08:19:56.260 --> 08:19:57.420 Get out of there. 08:19:57.420 --> 08:19:58.680 Get out of there. 08:19:58.680 --> 08:19:59.900 Get out. 08:19:59.900 --> 08:20:01.580 Get out. 08:20:01.580 --> 08:20:04.580 She's gonna unplug. She's gonna electrocute herself down here, man. 08:20:04.580 --> 08:20:05.580 Get out! 08:20:10.580 --> 08:20:11.580 God damn. 08:20:13.580 --> 08:20:15.580 Yeah, she's in a goofy mood today, man. 08:20:31.580 --> 08:20:46.940 I'm not going to lie, I have no idea at any point on what this dude is yapping about. 08:20:46.940 --> 08:20:52.180 I have lost track, I'm sorry, the Francois have lost track. 08:20:52.180 --> 08:20:55.300 Let's move on to something else. 08:20:55.300 --> 08:20:58.780 The scariest planets we've ever found. 08:20:58.780 --> 08:21:00.900 I kind of just was curious man. 08:21:00.900 --> 08:21:08.220 I was just kind of curious when I saw the title of this thing, I was like, dude, I want to see what the planets, how are they scary, they've always been intrigued by that. 08:21:08.860 --> 08:21:09.620 Let's see what it does. 08:21:09.940 --> 08:21:12.020 Let's do this together, okay? Let's do this together. 08:21:12.740 --> 08:21:18.980 Let's be scared together, yeah? It's Halloween, not yet, but like, you know, we're in October right now, so let's do it. 08:21:30.900 --> 08:21:38.020 Which is as hot as fresh lava. What's this do you happen about in the star system of 55 cankering? 08:21:38.140 --> 08:21:40.140 There are five five 08:21:40.860 --> 08:21:42.860 Giants similar to Jupiter and Saturn 08:21:45.860 --> 08:21:49.740 Because it's closest to the star is different in a most horrible way 08:21:50.660 --> 08:21:57.580 55 cankery E is so close to its son that half the planet surface is a literal ocean of molten lava 08:21:57.580 --> 08:21:59.580 Oh, yeah 08:22:00.060 --> 08:22:05.380 Because it never seen another video about that dude the planet is always turned to its so cankery over here 08:22:05.900 --> 08:22:12.280 And because it doesn't rotate it just kind of like floats around the same side zone a thin strip of gloomy nothingness 08:22:12.940 --> 08:22:19.660 See HD one eight nine three seven seven. Oh damn. Tell me about HD one eight nine seven three three B 08:22:20.220 --> 08:22:22.220 dash to 08:22:22.220 --> 08:22:23.060 be 08:22:23.060 --> 08:22:25.060 asterisk 08:22:25.060 --> 08:22:27.060 Don't me about it 08:22:40.900 --> 08:22:42.900 Hard silicate 08:22:49.300 --> 08:22:51.300 God 08:22:52.300 --> 08:22:54.300 It's warm 08:22:55.060 --> 08:22:59.300 Well, I'll be right back. 08:22:59.300 --> 08:23:01.300 That's warm, dude! 08:23:01.300 --> 08:23:02.060 Hell no! 08:23:55.060 --> 08:23:57.060 Oh my god, man 08:23:58.260 --> 08:24:00.780 That was just like I was too unnerving 08:24:02.140 --> 08:24:03.820 There was no way 08:24:03.820 --> 08:24:08.020 There's no way I was gonna be able to drink that. All right back at it. What's going on with the 08:24:08.820 --> 08:24:12.980 87625 astros the fastest winstack dash 29 hitting the green 08:24:13.540 --> 08:24:16.340 254 miles per hour over 20 times less 08:24:16.900 --> 08:24:19.700 Hey, what's going on? I was gone from the sky travels 08:24:20.020 --> 08:24:24.020 Secrets were told hypersonic speeds shredding everything in its path 08:24:24.020 --> 08:24:25.020 Yeah. 08:24:25.020 --> 08:24:26.020 Hypersonic speeds. 08:24:26.020 --> 08:24:27.020 Man, so itchy. 08:24:27.020 --> 08:24:52.980 Dude, we have such a big mosquito problem going on in town. 08:24:52.980 --> 08:24:54.980 So annoying 08:24:58.140 --> 08:25:05.400 Too smart for you don't stand is a hot blue dwarf star that exploded red giant some 18 million years ago 08:25:05.780 --> 08:25:09.040 At the time it was orbited by at least two planets 08:25:11.040 --> 08:25:15.960 Gas giant its name was Kepler seven Jesus Christ and it still exists 08:25:16.540 --> 08:25:17.780 Kepler 08:25:17.780 --> 08:25:19.780 Why that ain't something there? 08:25:19.820 --> 08:25:21.820 Blazing hot rocky world 08:25:21.820 --> 08:25:27.580 Right now, it's one of the hottest planets ever discovered its temperature is higher than the surface of our Sun 08:25:27.900 --> 08:25:36.180 It was lucky to survive spending time inside the star, but it's evaporating now and will probably be no more in the near future 08:25:37.420 --> 08:25:42.140 Wasp 12b is one of the weirdest and so this planets out there 08:25:42.140 --> 08:25:47.340 Well, I miss what happened last planet of its star combined with the planets consisting most skaters are the worst 08:25:47.340 --> 08:25:48.840 We're so annoying 08:25:48.840 --> 08:25:51.600 Slowly did I got it? You know what? I've never 08:25:52.800 --> 08:25:56.160 It's always been on my mind, but I've never actually like taken the time to uh 08:25:57.400 --> 08:26:01.400 So like Google it or figure it out. Let's let's let's take a look at like what exactly? 08:26:03.320 --> 08:26:07.120 Well, let me show you Luna's Luna's drip for the day 08:26:10.000 --> 08:26:13.360 Geez what exactly are mosquitoes good for? 08:26:18.840 --> 08:26:29.200 do do mosquitoes benefit the planet I'll hold up I'm blocking the results hold up 08:26:29.200 --> 08:26:37.560 what while they can seem pointless and purely irritating the humans mosquitoes 08:26:37.560 --> 08:26:43.560 do play a substantial role in the ecosystem you're kidding me really really 08:26:43.560 --> 08:26:51.040 These bloods sucking little mosquitoes are a form and important source of biomass in 08:26:51.040 --> 08:26:57.200 the food chain, serving as food for fish and as larvae for the birds, bats and frogs as 08:26:57.200 --> 08:26:58.840 adult flies. 08:26:58.840 --> 08:27:04.120 And oh my god bro, that's what I need then, I need like a, I need like an army of frogs 08:27:04.120 --> 08:27:05.240 or something dude. 08:27:05.240 --> 08:27:08.960 Just to take care of these things man. 08:27:08.960 --> 08:27:11.640 And then I feel good about it too because then I'll know I'm like contributing to the 08:27:11.640 --> 08:27:16.320 the ecosystem. That's crazy. I didn't know that. I didn't know that they were just 08:27:16.320 --> 08:27:22.800 part of like this food chain that was so important. Man. I'm still killing them. I 08:27:22.800 --> 08:27:27.280 don't care. I don't think I'm eliminating anybody's food source by smacking one to 08:27:27.280 --> 08:27:32.760 oblivion. Man, they're just so annoying. So annoying. And they're in like the 08:27:32.760 --> 08:27:40.720 the cotrillions or something like that, right? So yeah. It is what it is. I wouldn't 08:27:40.720 --> 08:27:47.440 getting some frogs take care of business let's go back to the other whoo I don't 08:27:47.440 --> 08:27:50.360 know which side you guys like better you like this side better or would you 08:27:50.360 --> 08:27:55.240 prefer me on this side what side do you like better 08:27:56.120 --> 08:28:02.320 I'm gonna go on the other side when I start watching some pick-up your left 08:28:02.320 --> 08:28:08.280 or my left or the screens left you're talking about this side right 08:28:08.280 --> 08:28:12.620 The planet will inevitably succumb to the voracious stars appetite 08:28:16.440 --> 08:28:18.440 Same thing at the end of the day 08:28:18.720 --> 08:28:21.140 Gleasy 436 B is a 08:28:21.140 --> 08:28:22.140 Gleasy 08:28:22.140 --> 08:28:24.140 That's kind of a cool name 08:28:24.360 --> 08:28:26.360 Extremely close to its sun right? 08:28:26.360 --> 08:28:27.360 That's a cool name 08:28:27.360 --> 08:28:30.860 The mountain-sized exoplanet boasts temperatures hotter than a blaze on the moon 08:28:30.860 --> 08:28:37.760 And yet it's covered in ice which burns in seson with this ice is much denser due to the enormous 08:28:37.760 --> 08:28:43.360 gravity of the planet, staying solid even under extreme conditions and not melting away. 08:28:45.040 --> 08:28:48.320 No list of frightening worlds could do without mentioning Venus. 08:28:48.320 --> 08:28:52.800 All right, I'm Ayo, bro. Let's not talk about Venus, please. I'm still sensitive. 08:28:53.440 --> 08:28:55.920 All right, this is what I really wanted to watch today, so. 08:28:58.560 --> 08:29:05.440 I don't know what it is, but I get so fascinated. I get so fascinated with like the scams that take 08:29:05.440 --> 08:29:12.440 place in other parts of the world. Most of the time, it's like Europe, India, some Asian 08:29:12.440 --> 08:29:19.440 countries and stuff like that. But the point is, is that I just love the, oh, Egypt, especially. 08:29:19.440 --> 08:29:23.440 Dude, I've learned so many weird intricate scams that they do over there when they try 08:29:23.440 --> 08:29:29.440 to, like, when they try to just, like, I don't know, pick you for what you're worth, basically. 08:29:29.440 --> 08:29:33.440 It's not, we're not talking, we're not talking like the Nigerian king that's contacting you 08:29:33.440 --> 08:29:37.240 via text message saying that they left you a trillion dollars in your bank 08:29:37.240 --> 08:29:42.440 account and all they need in order to put the transfer through is that $100 08:29:42.440 --> 08:29:48.280 Western Union fee that they want you to cover. We're not talking about that. We're 08:29:48.280 --> 08:29:55.280 talking about on the streets here. We're talking street smarts not internet 08:29:55.280 --> 08:30:12.280 Savay. Let's take a look. Take a look. I found this guy, man, who's basically like, I don't know what it is, but he could literally be PewDiePie's brother. 08:30:12.280 --> 08:30:21.280 When you see who this guy is, keep in mind that I said this. When you see this guy's face, you will be like, oh my god, how is that not PewDiePie? 08:30:21.280 --> 08:30:24.280 But yeah, that's basically it. 08:30:24.280 --> 08:30:27.280 Looks like Candy Hill's done your bloodbite. 08:30:27.280 --> 08:30:28.280 That feels good. 08:30:28.280 --> 08:30:31.280 Oh, I was going to say, I got so distracted with the PewDiePie thing. 08:30:31.280 --> 08:30:33.280 I was going to say that he's so bold, though. 08:30:33.280 --> 08:30:35.280 I love that he just loves to dive in. 08:30:35.280 --> 08:30:37.280 Because you know some channels will just basically show you the scams, 08:30:37.280 --> 08:30:39.280 but they're like, no, no, no. 08:30:39.280 --> 08:30:41.280 And they're like, this is what you don't do, right? 08:30:41.280 --> 08:30:46.280 I love when they do it so that we could see exactly how they try to scan them 08:30:46.280 --> 08:30:49.280 with the money by, like, I want to see the aggression, basically. 08:30:49.280 --> 08:30:51.860 And this guy, this guy is so bold and I love it. 08:30:51.860 --> 08:30:55.040 I love that he just put some, like, you know how they give you like a free bracelet and 08:30:55.040 --> 08:30:56.560 they're like, oh no, it's free. 08:30:56.560 --> 08:30:57.560 Keep it. 08:30:57.560 --> 08:30:59.720 Give me money, give me money and they start following you around and stuff like that. 08:30:59.720 --> 08:31:01.120 Those are like the scams that I've seen. 08:31:01.120 --> 08:31:04.360 Dude, I love that this guy will be like, hey, you want to give it to me for free? 08:31:04.360 --> 08:31:05.360 I'll take it. 08:31:05.360 --> 08:31:06.360 No, don't bother me. 08:31:06.360 --> 08:31:08.640 There's no limit in the long haul stuff. 08:31:08.640 --> 08:31:10.000 And we'll learn. 08:31:10.000 --> 08:31:11.600 I've never seen this one. 08:31:11.600 --> 08:31:12.600 Drink scam? 08:31:12.600 --> 08:31:15.600 I've never seen it. 08:31:15.600 --> 08:31:23.240 Okay, let's do it shame that I can't like 08:31:53.240 --> 08:32:00.160 line right there is it's supposed to be 20 but he's he's letting him know 100 08:32:00.160 --> 08:32:02.520 right 08:32:08.840 --> 08:32:13.560 he tried to get him from the hundred rupee man but this isn't the guy I'm 08:32:13.560 --> 08:32:20.040 talking about this guy I think this is the guy right here 08:32:23.240 --> 08:32:39.140 $5,000 Jesus Christ for for what horse ride 08:32:39.140 --> 08:32:56.380 So that we're all on the same page right let's do a little math here 08:32:56.380 --> 08:33:08.420 USD to rupee what so we know you know what I mean this is what it is oh hey 08:33:08.420 --> 08:33:17.260 you this is what it is so one dollar is basically is basically 83 rupee so we 08:33:17.260 --> 08:33:23.100 could we could estimate right like that 200 rupees is it's like two two dollars 08:33:23.100 --> 08:33:26.320 $0.550 type of thing so my man's asked for 08:33:26.940 --> 08:33:28.940 $5,000 which would be about 08:33:29.220 --> 08:33:31.220 Holy Jesus 08:33:31.940 --> 08:33:35.660 $60 for to ride on the horse like for a little bit on the beach 08:33:36.420 --> 08:33:38.420 That's like some 08:33:38.420 --> 08:33:42.820 Bro, that's like the stuff that they were charging the US. I wouldn't expect that in another country 08:33:43.540 --> 08:33:46.060 Who's copying the US man, please don't 08:33:46.820 --> 08:33:52.940 They already uh, they already get enough capitalism over here man. That's the whole reason we travel outside 08:33:53.100 --> 08:33:56.900 of the US is so that we don't have to pay US pricing 08:33:58.740 --> 08:34:05.220 500 rupee would have been like what $5 $6 that's reasonable especially like to just ride the horse for a little bit man 08:34:05.220 --> 08:34:07.220 Which is still even like 08:34:07.620 --> 08:34:09.620 somewhat pricey, but 08:34:09.780 --> 08:34:15.720 Yeah, I don't know. That's a little much dude. That's a little much. I'm gonna keep that open so we know like some of the prices here 08:34:17.820 --> 08:34:19.820 That's crazy 08:34:19.820 --> 08:34:21.820 Thank you so much! Have a nice day! 08:34:21.820 --> 08:34:23.820 One thousand? Really? 08:34:23.820 --> 08:34:25.820 Okay, see you guys! 08:34:29.820 --> 08:34:31.820 Two horse now! 08:34:35.820 --> 08:34:37.820 Okay, cool, so this guy got into it. 08:34:37.820 --> 08:34:39.820 Okay, I love that they do these scams also. 08:34:39.820 --> 08:34:41.820 So you know how a lot of the times they'll just be like, 08:34:41.820 --> 08:34:46.820 they'll do the thing, this is another thing that they do a lot in Egypt and 08:34:46.820 --> 08:34:51.420 Egypt and Pakistan India and all that stuff they'll do the service on an 08:34:51.420 --> 08:34:55.140 agreed price even if it's like a taxi like usually the fake taxis to be like 08:34:55.140 --> 08:34:58.220 hey we'll drive you usually it's not even a driver to do like running on his 08:34:58.220 --> 08:35:01.580 feet like while you're in the back of a carriage or something right and it's like 08:35:01.580 --> 08:35:04.940 hey we'll agree like 200 rupees or something like that right it's basically 08:35:04.940 --> 08:35:09.300 $2 and then when you arrive at your destination they're like haggling you 08:35:09.300 --> 08:35:13.940 harassing you essentially for like 5,000 rupees all of a sudden if I think 08:35:13.940 --> 08:35:18.660 is the guy that ran to that same situation where he was like how much and then like at first it was 08:35:18.660 --> 08:35:24.260 like probably gonna be 200 rupees about two dollars and all of a sudden it just inflated to like how 08:35:24.260 --> 08:35:29.380 about a million dollars how about how about something stupid like a million dollars and now 08:35:29.380 --> 08:35:34.740 this guy's like running after him even though he gave like a generous ten dollars which again like 08:35:34.740 --> 08:35:40.420 for an area like this for like dude just rode a horse for a little bit he just pointed down to 08:35:40.420 --> 08:35:45.300 He said from like the top of that area down to like the bottom of the beach was like that horse ride basically 08:35:45.300 --> 08:35:49.100 So we're not talking like a one-hour extravaganza 08:35:49.820 --> 08:35:56.220 Beautiful sightseeing scenario. We're talking like just to get from point A to point B really fast end all dude 08:35:56.220 --> 08:35:58.220 Not even ubers cost that much, okay? 08:36:10.420 --> 08:36:12.420 At least 5,000 08:36:14.340 --> 08:36:16.860 Dude at least 5,000 08:36:18.860 --> 08:36:25.500 Give me at least come on. Give me give me at least one million dollars. Come on. Come on 08:36:33.540 --> 08:36:35.540 What is the scam 08:36:36.340 --> 08:36:38.340 What 08:36:40.420 --> 08:36:42.420 I 08:36:44.820 --> 08:36:46.820 Just like Camel ride 08:36:49.140 --> 08:36:52.300 Camel ride bro, they're swarming this 08:36:53.820 --> 08:36:57.540 This white man I feel like they see a white tourist and they're like 08:37:03.900 --> 08:37:09.060 When the scammers start fighting each other dude when the scammers are fighting the scammers they're like wait 08:37:09.060 --> 08:37:15.200 No, no, no, step back step back. We want to scam him. We're gonna scam him. Okay, we will scam the American. Okay, I 08:37:16.800 --> 08:37:18.800 Guess this guy's probably from 08:37:20.400 --> 08:37:26.960 Little he might be Australian or Zeeland. I don't know. Point is is like he's a spike tourism. They're like we need to scam I 08:37:28.160 --> 08:37:30.860 Want to say okay, but in the beginning you say I'm seen 08:37:32.840 --> 08:37:34.840 You say I'm seen I have it on camera 08:37:36.200 --> 08:37:38.200 Okay, so how much 08:37:39.060 --> 08:37:43.100 Tell me no, I told you they agreed on a price 08:37:45.620 --> 08:37:53.060 They agreed on a price and then all of a sudden all of a sudden the price is changing and dude has it on camera too 08:38:09.060 --> 08:38:13.060 How much? Bro, faked it. 08:38:29.060 --> 08:38:33.060 Normal like Egyptian. Forty dollars. 08:38:39.060 --> 08:38:49.060 I do care about the money 08:38:49.060 --> 08:38:59.060 You can stop me over here 08:38:59.060 --> 08:39:05.060 They really bait you into finishing like whatever it is they're doing 08:39:05.060 --> 08:39:07.060 That's why he didn't want to negotiate right here 08:39:07.060 --> 08:39:11.420 he loses all leverage you know what I mean once you've done the thing like 08:39:11.420 --> 08:39:15.220 even if it's a haircut I saw one where the dudes get in the haircut right and 08:39:15.220 --> 08:39:17.860 it's kind of like what do you do you're left there like dude already cut your 08:39:17.860 --> 08:39:21.220 hair and he wants a specific amount of money that's why you're supposed to 08:39:21.220 --> 08:39:25.180 agree to the terms beforehand 08:39:25.180 --> 08:39:34.620 How much is he gonna want for stopping right there though? 08:39:34.620 --> 08:39:36.620 How much? 08:39:55.180 --> 08:40:05.820 Oh, that's how it started at 600 by the way dude wanted 600 what is Egyptian dollars? 08:40:06.380 --> 08:40:08.940 Hey, oh, what's what what is Egyptian dollars, man? 08:40:10.300 --> 08:40:17.220 Is that different from a I'm gonna have all these currencies up here because I'm so curious. What is the Egyptian? 08:40:17.220 --> 08:40:32.060 Egyptian pound to USD right cool so we got we got the Egyptian pound let's see 08:40:32.060 --> 08:40:39.300 starting at $600 so that's about like $20 it's $20 USD which is probably again 08:40:39.300 --> 08:40:48.860 overpriced for whatever it is from $20 bro went down to 500 and then he's like 08:40:48.860 --> 08:40:54.220 please I'll do it for 400 so like half the price almost okay about for half the 08:40:54.220 --> 08:41:02.460 price I'll do it that's a big reduction from somebody who wasn't even from 08:41:02.460 --> 08:41:08.940 somebody who is saying like listen I like you your Egyptian I like you 60 08:41:08.940 --> 08:41:10.940 USD dollars 08:41:13.980 --> 08:41:18.500 But I love how this guy's tactic to to ward off all the other scammers was 08:41:19.780 --> 08:41:25.620 To agree to this guy's price originally just to get him on the camel and then to start saying 08:41:26.180 --> 08:41:28.860 Don't worry about the price. Don't worry about the price. We 08:41:30.340 --> 08:41:32.340 Told you the price once we finish 08:41:32.340 --> 08:41:41.340 Where's over there yeah like five more steps from the camel's like okay my friend you finished 08:41:41.340 --> 08:41:43.340 $1,000 08:41:50.340 --> 08:41:52.340 There you go 08:41:52.340 --> 08:41:54.340 Wait, but does he actually? 08:41:57.460 --> 08:42:03.740 You got it. That's good negotiating right there 150 that's not $10 though 08:42:07.060 --> 08:42:09.060 $10 08:42:09.060 --> 08:42:12.360 $150 is like $5 man 08:42:14.100 --> 08:42:21.180 Maybe since the video the USD amount is like different. I don't know. Yeah, how much the point is he won 08:42:33.300 --> 08:42:35.300 Tell me this guy doesn't look like PewDiePie man 08:42:35.300 --> 08:42:40.300 He's not PewDiePie, but he looks so much like him, doesn't he? 08:42:40.300 --> 08:42:45.300 Let's see what happens. There's going to be a donation involved, I guarantee you. 08:42:45.300 --> 08:42:59.300 So this is what they, this is the guy I discovered. This is the guy that like, this is the man that will accept certain things from the, from, I'm going to say the tourist, but like the locals, and that's what they do. 08:42:59.300 --> 08:43:02.660 It's usually a bracelet. They love to give you a bracelet. It's famous in Europe, too 08:43:02.660 --> 08:43:04.660 So if anybody's from 08:43:04.900 --> 08:43:08.620 From Europe, you'll know what I'm talking about where they do like that the bracelet scam and all that stuff 08:43:09.220 --> 08:43:13.260 They put it on you and it's kind of like a friendship bracelet thing and they're like no no keep it 08:43:13.260 --> 08:43:16.300 I like you keep it keep it and then as you're walking away. They're like hey 08:43:16.660 --> 08:43:22.180 Little about a little bit of money though donation donation. No, you already have it on your wrist. You already have it on your wrist 08:43:22.180 --> 08:43:24.180 I need the money now come on 08:43:25.180 --> 08:43:28.700 So it's kind of like what she's doing right now. She's putting a little something on this guy's head 08:43:28.700 --> 08:43:32.740 And it's just for like religious sake or something like that, right? 08:43:32.740 --> 08:43:34.860 It's like, no, no, no, this is what we do. 08:43:34.860 --> 08:43:35.900 It's like, okay. 08:43:35.900 --> 08:43:38.900 Let's see what happens. 08:43:38.900 --> 08:43:41.500 Let's see what happens. 08:43:41.500 --> 08:43:43.620 Now he's just going to walk away, right? 08:43:43.620 --> 08:43:44.180 Cool. 08:43:44.180 --> 08:43:45.980 Thank you. 08:43:45.980 --> 08:43:48.260 Very funny. 08:43:48.260 --> 08:43:49.340 Hello. 08:43:49.340 --> 08:43:50.140 Money cheyeye. 08:43:50.140 --> 08:43:51.940 How come you're saying cheyeyeye, no? 08:43:51.940 --> 08:43:53.180 I'm a businesswoman, hey, no? 08:43:53.180 --> 08:43:54.580 Give me money! 08:43:54.580 --> 08:43:55.340 For what? 08:43:58.700 --> 08:44:04.980 so yeah be careful people are going to you know use religion to take money from 08:44:04.980 --> 08:44:10.580 you okay religion is a big big business here in India I'm not gonna give her any 08:44:10.580 --> 08:44:15.380 money though I knew that was what's gonna happen fun to show you guys oh you 08:44:15.380 --> 08:44:25.620 want money too the counterpart a backup they came in with a backup 08:44:25.620 --> 08:44:30.620 Little they know this guy speaks fluent. I think it's Hindi. 08:44:30.620 --> 08:44:32.620 Fluent. 08:44:46.620 --> 08:44:49.620 What are you going to do? 08:44:49.620 --> 08:44:52.620 I'm not giving you one. What are you going to do? 08:44:52.620 --> 08:44:54.620 What is this? 08:44:54.620 --> 08:45:00.620 No, this is a different one. This is a completely different paper. 08:45:00.620 --> 08:45:04.620 Butter, scarf and guides. 08:45:04.620 --> 08:45:08.620 Oh. 08:45:08.620 --> 08:45:14.620 There are so many people with these pads coming around and asking me to donate. So many people. 08:45:14.620 --> 08:45:18.620 Who is legitimate? Is this fake? 08:45:18.620 --> 08:45:22.340 Maybe you thought you had him. 08:45:22.340 --> 08:45:23.940 So that guy said he's from over here. 08:45:23.940 --> 08:45:27.340 The Indian scouts and guides of Ocodacan. 08:45:27.340 --> 08:45:30.340 But there's different people taking donations here. 08:45:30.340 --> 08:45:32.060 That is so confusing. 08:45:32.060 --> 08:45:33.740 But you don't actually know if your money's 08:45:33.740 --> 08:45:38.900 going to this welfare of the Gunger in this area or not. 08:45:38.900 --> 08:45:42.300 We're just back up from the cleanliness of the Gunger. 08:45:42.300 --> 08:45:45.340 Hey, who the heck is that? 08:45:45.340 --> 08:45:46.860 Bro. 08:45:46.860 --> 08:45:48.140 No, and the video's gonna end. 08:45:48.140 --> 08:45:51.000 No, what was Bro about to do? 08:45:51.000 --> 08:45:53.120 Bro was coming in hot with that like, 08:45:54.280 --> 08:45:59.280 hey, hey, boy, I see you, I see you're prime, 08:46:00.300 --> 08:46:02.880 you're ripe and prime for a scammin'. 08:46:02.880 --> 08:46:04.640 Wait, I put this on, let me- 08:46:04.640 --> 08:46:05.640 I don't know why, but it kind of reminds me 08:46:05.640 --> 08:46:06.880 of like, as he was walking away, 08:46:06.880 --> 08:46:08.320 he did that like smirk thing. 08:46:08.320 --> 08:46:11.840 So it happens of she's under that area or not. 08:46:12.840 --> 08:46:16.760 And jumping by the cleanliness and- 08:46:16.760 --> 08:46:19.060 It looks like that. Why are you doing that thing? 08:46:19.060 --> 08:46:20.060 He's not going anywhere. 08:46:20.060 --> 08:46:24.960 God, man. He was like, bro's about to drool from the lips. 08:46:24.960 --> 08:46:33.240 Bro's about to have drool hanging from his upper lip when he saw this right person for 08:46:33.240 --> 08:46:34.240 scamming. 08:46:34.240 --> 08:46:40.800 God damn, with this, this and every dude, dude's literally coming out of like some villain 08:46:40.800 --> 08:46:41.800 arc movie, man. 08:46:41.800 --> 08:46:45.000 He's like, oh shoot, here we go. 08:46:45.000 --> 08:46:46.280 Oh, yeah. 08:46:47.880 --> 08:46:49.240 Oh, my God, man. 08:46:50.480 --> 08:46:53.120 By the eye, you see that you see the meme circulating around alone. 08:46:53.840 --> 08:46:55.320 Look at me real quick. 08:46:55.320 --> 08:46:58.640 Dude, man, with the shrug shoulders, guys, so fricking funny. 08:47:00.600 --> 08:47:02.880 I can't I can't navigate Instagram without seeing it. 08:47:02.880 --> 08:47:05.880 So there's no way it's not going to show. 08:47:07.800 --> 08:47:09.800 We'll see. 08:47:10.920 --> 08:47:11.400 Let me see that. 08:47:11.400 --> 08:47:13.400 Show it to you guys. 08:47:13.400 --> 08:47:15.400 What is my explore page? 08:47:15.400 --> 08:47:17.400 What the heck is this? 08:47:17.400 --> 08:47:19.400 What the heck is this, bro? 08:47:23.400 --> 08:47:26.400 I swear, I saw this man, like, too many times. 08:47:29.400 --> 08:47:31.400 Let me get a refresh. 08:47:31.400 --> 08:47:33.400 That was a bad batch. 08:47:36.400 --> 08:47:40.400 Hey, what is going on with this feed, man? 08:47:40.400 --> 08:47:42.400 What is this? 08:47:43.400 --> 08:47:58.400 Bro, it's, what do they call it, Taylor's slow, turtle swift? 08:47:58.400 --> 08:48:01.840 Confirmed, not fake, very real. 08:48:01.840 --> 08:48:04.840 It's from her latest photo shoot, right? 08:48:04.840 --> 08:48:10.520 Oh my god, it's a pine cone. 08:48:10.520 --> 08:48:12.920 Oh my god, it's a pine cone, dude. 08:48:12.920 --> 08:48:17.420 Bro. 08:48:17.420 --> 08:48:24.160 I don't know what this feed is, man, but it's wacky. 08:48:24.160 --> 08:48:26.400 I swear, I thought I... 08:48:29.720 --> 08:48:31.760 I literally, hold up! 08:48:31.760 --> 08:48:33.440 Wait a second. 08:48:33.440 --> 08:48:35.500 What? Hey, where'd it go? 08:48:35.500 --> 08:48:38.380 Hey, bro, where'd it go? 08:48:38.380 --> 08:48:40.280 We just had it. 08:48:40.280 --> 08:48:43.720 right now this lady is trying to get rid of you don't and judging by the 08:48:47.000 --> 08:48:52.680 it's the same evil it's the same evil dude my god 08:48:55.640 --> 08:48:56.760 the cleanliness and 08:48:58.920 --> 08:49:00.200 all right next video next video 08:49:10.280 --> 08:49:29.960 Where's this guy at man? 08:49:33.480 --> 08:49:33.960 Here it is. 08:49:35.880 --> 08:49:36.520 No it's not. 08:49:37.640 --> 08:49:39.320 Bro what the heck? 08:49:40.280 --> 08:49:55.680 There was like a ton of that dude's videos that were way more interesting than you spell 08:49:55.680 --> 08:49:56.680 it differently. 08:49:56.680 --> 08:50:09.040 Oh no, that is the account, but I guess they just, let me see, maybe I was watching something 08:50:09.040 --> 08:50:16.040 like old ones shopping at the Indian 08:50:23.040 --> 08:50:26.040 custom what are you doing 08:50:26.040 --> 08:50:29.040 it's probably literally the same dude that was doing this earlier 08:50:39.040 --> 08:50:44.040 This market is ginormous. We're getting towards Jama Mustard right now. 08:50:44.040 --> 08:50:48.040 The market kind of covers all around the backside of Jama Mustard. 08:50:48.040 --> 08:51:09.480 I keep getting told not to film here and it's because people are afraid of the police 08:51:09.480 --> 08:51:13.200 because these are little thieves' stoves lining up. 08:51:13.200 --> 08:51:15.640 All of these alleyways, 08:51:15.640 --> 08:51:18.360 they've got a shout out of me white guy. 08:51:18.360 --> 08:51:20.280 So yeah, they don't want to be on film 08:51:20.280 --> 08:51:22.240 because they wear the stolen... 08:51:22.240 --> 08:51:23.960 or counterfeit. 08:51:23.960 --> 08:51:25.440 Hi. 08:51:25.440 --> 08:51:26.600 Hi. 08:51:26.600 --> 08:51:28.000 This place is busy, man. 08:51:28.000 --> 08:51:28.800 It's busy. 08:51:28.800 --> 08:51:29.640 How's each of you? 08:51:29.640 --> 08:51:30.920 Ah, I feel good. 08:51:30.920 --> 08:51:32.080 All right, don't want to go fishing now. 08:51:32.080 --> 08:51:33.240 Thank you. 08:51:33.240 --> 08:51:35.440 So I found a very, very busy child wallet here. 08:51:35.440 --> 08:51:37.680 Look how many people are just sitting here drinking tea. 08:51:37.680 --> 08:51:39.400 All around, everybody's got tea. 08:51:39.400 --> 08:51:41.400 I gotta take a tea from here 08:51:43.000 --> 08:51:45.000 I wonder what happens dude 08:51:45.800 --> 08:51:47.800 Yeah, bro, this guy's not bad 08:51:48.600 --> 08:51:50.600 Yeah, he speaks pretty good Hindi man 08:51:51.480 --> 08:51:55.080 He got up for me to take a seat because I'm holding so much stuff 08:51:56.680 --> 08:52:01.560 What just to check out the seat look at all that all that train with it 08:52:05.080 --> 08:52:07.080 Yeah 08:52:09.400 --> 08:52:22.200 10 rupees bro wait how much is 10 rupees that's like 10 cents man 08:52:22.200 --> 08:52:24.200 Yeah, some say I should try. 08:52:24.200 --> 08:52:25.200 No, I told you that. 08:52:25.200 --> 08:52:27.200 I'm going to spend rupees. 08:52:27.200 --> 08:52:29.200 Just 10 rupees. 08:52:29.200 --> 08:52:31.200 13 cents. 08:52:31.200 --> 08:52:32.200 Woo! 08:52:32.200 --> 08:52:33.200 You can see the guy that's pulling the money. 08:52:33.200 --> 08:52:34.200 God damn. 08:52:34.200 --> 08:52:35.200 And... 08:52:35.200 --> 08:52:41.200 You can understand this person in the comic. 08:52:41.200 --> 08:52:44.200 I don't know how to say it. 08:52:44.200 --> 08:52:46.200 Ah, biscuit, okay, talk. 08:52:46.200 --> 08:52:51.200 You're meant to eat it with the biscuit, but I just like it by itself. 08:52:51.200 --> 08:52:54.880 I guess the biscuit's kind of like a bit of breakfast as well and everybody's standing here 08:53:00.880 --> 08:53:06.400 I feel like this dude got into like the wrong neighborhood to do this like Brazil for instance 08:53:14.400 --> 08:53:19.360 It's coming right here man. It's coming right here. It's keeping it real 08:53:21.200 --> 08:53:27.200 I don't doubt that, man. 08:53:27.200 --> 08:53:32.200 I'm outside the airport now, and I'm so happy to be greeted by this young Kashmere police officer. 08:53:32.200 --> 08:53:33.200 His job is to... 08:53:33.200 --> 08:53:34.200 Kashmere police? 08:53:34.200 --> 08:53:38.200 Foreigners. That is until this count arrives. 08:53:38.200 --> 08:53:41.200 Just listen to the instructions, and count what you hear lying. 08:53:41.200 --> 08:53:42.200 Hi. 08:53:42.200 --> 08:53:43.200 Good thank you. 08:53:43.200 --> 08:53:44.200 Good to see you. 08:53:44.200 --> 08:53:45.200 Yeah. 08:53:45.200 --> 08:53:50.200 Shelf a hair to talk to 08:53:50.200 --> 08:53:53.200 Shelf a hair to talk to 08:53:53.200 --> 08:53:55.200 Someone told me it's okay 08:53:55.200 --> 08:53:56.200 Why so? 08:53:56.200 --> 08:53:57.200 Someone told me it's okay 08:53:57.200 --> 08:53:59.200 You are in a test mood and a part of life 08:53:59.200 --> 08:54:00.200 Yeah, I know 08:54:00.200 --> 08:54:01.200 Somebody took up your guest house 08:54:01.200 --> 08:54:02.200 Somebody took up your house 08:54:02.200 --> 08:54:05.200 You go to the hotel and take over 08:54:05.200 --> 08:54:06.200 Okay 08:54:06.200 --> 08:54:09.200 Hey my dear, you want that? 08:54:09.200 --> 08:54:12.200 Yes, you'll be in a guest house, hotel and stuff like that 08:54:12.200 --> 08:54:13.200 My dear 08:54:13.200 --> 08:54:42.920 Where are you going with this my dear you're gonna be like I have a fantastic recommendation 08:54:42.920 --> 08:54:54.320 you might hear I told you I told you I happen to know a place such beauty that 08:54:54.320 --> 08:54:57.560 I'm speaking of 08:55:12.920 --> 08:55:17.760 Really things have happened there. What happened now? Oh many things. Don't make me worry. Yeah 08:55:18.800 --> 08:55:20.800 Really 08:55:21.720 --> 08:55:23.720 Really 08:55:36.560 --> 08:55:38.560 No 08:55:42.920 --> 08:55:43.920 He's not good. 08:55:43.920 --> 08:55:44.920 No, I'm good. 08:55:44.920 --> 08:55:45.920 Come, come, come. 08:55:45.920 --> 08:55:46.920 Into the rescue, bro. 08:55:46.920 --> 08:55:47.920 Actually, sir, thank you. 08:55:47.920 --> 08:55:48.920 My friend is coming. 08:55:48.920 --> 08:55:49.920 Okay. 08:55:49.920 --> 08:55:52.920 I just wanted to see what this guy wanted to say to me. 08:55:52.920 --> 08:55:54.920 You're the mobile number, sir? 08:55:54.920 --> 08:55:55.920 Yeah. 08:55:55.920 --> 08:55:56.920 Mobile number? 08:55:56.920 --> 08:55:57.920 Yeah. 08:55:57.920 --> 08:56:02.920 So he's going to meet me by this flag, I think. 08:56:02.920 --> 08:56:05.920 I just wanted to see what this guy wanted to say to me. 08:56:05.920 --> 08:56:06.920 Do you want to move over here, Mr. President? 08:56:06.920 --> 08:56:07.920 Yeah. 08:56:07.920 --> 08:56:10.920 So he's going to meet me by this flag, I think. 08:56:10.920 --> 08:56:19.920 He wants to see, he wants to follow through with the scan for educational purposes. 08:56:19.920 --> 08:56:22.920 Bro is doing the Lord's work. 08:56:22.920 --> 08:56:25.920 Looks like a Bollywood drama. 08:56:25.920 --> 08:56:31.920 hahaha 08:56:31.920 --> 08:56:33.960 that deserves to get ping right there 08:56:33.960 --> 08:56:39.960 that deserves to get ping right there 08:56:41.940 --> 08:56:46.420 okay guys coming to pick me up 08:56:48.420 --> 08:56:51.420 ok goodbye 08:56:51.420 --> 08:57:15.900 This is the guy that does the haircut but you know what I gotta I'm not I'm gonna 08:57:15.900 --> 08:57:22.900 Thank you guys for watching this video. I've seen this video specifically already. 08:57:45.900 --> 08:58:10.140 So it's like such a worn-out Pewdiepie, dude looks like he's seen better days type Pewdiepie. 08:58:10.140 --> 08:58:13.520 So he's got the haircut, he's got the beard trim. 08:58:16.960 --> 08:58:19.200 But that's not all, that's not all. 08:58:21.040 --> 08:58:22.780 The massage, man. 08:58:22.780 --> 08:58:25.120 I don't know who, I don't know what other country 08:58:25.120 --> 08:58:26.580 does this, by the way. 08:58:26.580 --> 08:58:29.520 When I saw this, I was like, oh, sheesh. 08:58:29.520 --> 08:58:32.200 That is some service right there, dude. 08:58:40.140 --> 08:58:42.140 Well, I think it's the right one, yeah. 08:58:42.140 --> 08:58:44.140 This is the distance. 08:58:44.140 --> 08:58:45.140 I'm trying to do the hand. 08:58:45.140 --> 08:58:47.140 I think the big message, my god. 08:58:49.140 --> 08:58:51.140 You have really, really soft hands. 08:58:51.140 --> 08:58:53.140 Like super soft hands. 08:58:53.140 --> 08:58:55.140 It's just incredible. 08:58:57.140 --> 08:58:59.140 I can't... 08:58:59.140 --> 08:59:01.140 Bro's got really soft hands, man. 08:59:01.140 --> 08:59:02.140 Wow. Amazing. 08:59:02.140 --> 08:59:03.140 Thank you, Thomas. 08:59:03.140 --> 08:59:05.140 That was incredible. 08:59:05.140 --> 08:59:07.140 And I like that it was a dry message. 08:59:07.140 --> 08:59:09.140 You're not having oil. 08:59:09.900 --> 08:59:15.020 You heard that they do that in India too. That's what I was gonna say. Is it like common? That's cool, man. I 08:59:15.740 --> 08:59:17.740 Love it. I love like 08:59:17.940 --> 08:59:24.900 Head massage type like that feeling. I love it personally, but I never even knew that they offered a service like that for 08:59:26.780 --> 08:59:28.780 2000 pkr 08:59:28.780 --> 08:59:44.880 So that's about I mean this comment says right here it's like about 08:59:44.880 --> 08:59:53.440 $24 you can't get that for $24 in America pay the man it is fair I agree I 08:59:53.440 --> 08:59:57.520 totally agree then that is like if you're doing it if you're putting in 08:59:57.520 --> 09:00:03.320 that work dude do not negotiate come on especially when bro says it's like the 09:00:03.320 --> 09:00:09.720 best the best massage that you've ever gotten dude I would love to have like my 09:00:09.720 --> 09:00:16.040 freaking head doing that basically that's crazy dude I don't know about the 09:00:16.040 --> 09:00:19.400 fingers in the ears I don't know about that I don't know how I feel about you 09:00:19.400 --> 09:00:25.840 like I don't know how I feel about that best massage I've ever had rose guy 09:00:25.840 --> 09:00:31.840 Haircut fresh trim fresh beard trim Rose got the softest hands in the world 09:00:33.320 --> 09:00:37.040 Look at this look at that dude. That's like a massage therapist right there, right? 09:00:39.200 --> 09:00:41.200 All done 09:00:42.280 --> 09:00:45.960 The very low price of 24 American dollars I 09:00:47.320 --> 09:00:50.440 Just I just got a haircut I just 09:00:51.400 --> 09:00:54.680 Nothing against the person that that that did my haircut, right? 09:00:55.320 --> 09:01:00.200 But because this is just like a united states standard if you will I've just got a haircut 09:01:00.680 --> 09:01:04.040 You want to know how much it was and let me just say no massage was involved 09:01:04.760 --> 09:01:06.760 No massage of any kind was involved 09:01:07.240 --> 09:01:11.160 40 us dollars man 40 us dollars 09:01:12.120 --> 09:01:15.800 No massage no beard trim no shave nothing 09:01:17.880 --> 09:01:19.880 For double the price 09:01:19.880 --> 09:01:26.880 Or double the price dude, but you know what's funny is that like for for that for that country apparently or like that service 09:01:26.880 --> 09:01:29.820 I think it's only supposed to be like seven 09:01:30.800 --> 09:01:37.220 No, I think it was like ten dollars and like that they usually charge if not like seven dollars when I when I build it so 09:01:38.480 --> 09:01:44.120 For them the twenty four dollars is pricey when you're there like locally like yeah, they're up charging 09:01:44.200 --> 09:01:47.520 They're surcharging the the white skin if you will 09:01:47.520 --> 09:01:54.160 but that's still a really good price that's still a really good price dude you 09:01:54.160 --> 09:01:58.360 want to see the hair I'll show you the hair bro I basically just got like the 09:01:58.360 --> 09:02:03.720 sides cut like I said like I said in my last stream I was getting like that 09:02:03.720 --> 09:02:07.120 monkey hair where when it grows from the side it's just getting like too big here 09:02:07.120 --> 09:02:11.160 so I just have to like shave that off and then I just got like now I got that 09:02:11.160 --> 09:02:15.920 classic hat head type thing it looks better when when I'm not wearing a hat 09:02:15.920 --> 09:02:23.400 all day but yeah I love how this guy's like he's screwing me man he's guys 09:02:23.400 --> 09:02:30.720 screw me I don't know man I think that's a that's a that's a good deal right 09:02:30.720 --> 09:02:34.720 there I don't know what you plan to expect to pay 09:02:45.920 --> 09:02:53.040 Nice guy soft his hand the world screw me right now 09:03:02.600 --> 09:03:07.580 Dude, I would I'm sorry, but I would love to be able to come out of a situation where I'm like I'm so relaxed 09:03:08.480 --> 09:03:10.480 I'm so relaxed and 09:03:10.480 --> 09:03:16.640 And to the point where you don't even want to fight somebody off a negotiating price that you know is like 09:03:16.640 --> 09:03:19.720 I don't know maybe like a two thousand percent like surcharge, but 09:03:20.960 --> 09:03:22.960 That guy must have given like 09:03:23.800 --> 09:03:25.800 fantastic massage man 09:03:27.520 --> 09:03:32.640 Fantastic head scratchy massage bro for two twenty dollars 09:03:32.640 --> 09:03:40.800 That's what I'm talking about, man. They gotta start offering that here. They gotta start offering that here, man. 09:03:40.800 --> 09:03:48.400 I wouldn't mind that. Barbershop is different from the salon. Yeah, I don't know any barbershop though. 09:03:48.400 --> 09:03:53.520 I've been to a few barbershops. I don't know a single one that ever offered like a head massage. Head, ear. 09:03:53.520 --> 09:04:00.240 They offer some other massages. Not barbershops, but the other places. 09:04:00.240 --> 09:04:03.800 Well, yeah, as far as massages, I like that, though. 09:04:03.800 --> 09:04:09.600 I think that's super cool because it's kind of nice that they're like, I'm one of those 09:04:09.600 --> 09:04:10.600 people that I love. 09:04:10.600 --> 09:04:14.680 My scout just massaged, basically. 09:04:14.680 --> 09:04:17.000 Never known that existed. 09:04:17.000 --> 09:04:18.000 I hope they bring that. 09:04:18.000 --> 09:04:22.280 Dude, that's a prime business opportunity right there. 09:04:22.280 --> 09:04:26.280 I also don't know who's willing to do that, though, especially for less than $24. 09:04:26.280 --> 09:04:28.520 I don't know about that. 09:04:28.520 --> 09:04:33.320 they do offer it maybe it's like I don't know that's like some Beverly Hills type thing you know I mean 09:04:35.560 --> 09:04:37.560 don't be scanned by travel agents 09:04:49.640 --> 09:04:51.000 I'll give you the rundown basically 09:04:51.000 --> 09:05:02.680 They give you the run round, they give you that loopy loop of somebody saying, no place 09:05:02.680 --> 09:05:08.080 will offer anything better than I give the price here. 09:05:08.080 --> 09:05:18.120 His price is $2,400, other price is $1,000, so they always will charge you at least double 09:05:18.120 --> 09:05:23.120 if not triple like what they would actually charge someone. 09:05:23.120 --> 09:05:25.120 It's crazy. 09:05:25.120 --> 09:05:27.120 Trust these people. 09:05:27.120 --> 09:05:30.120 They're just liars and they're just salesmen. 09:05:30.120 --> 09:05:31.120 They're fake beggars. 09:05:31.120 --> 09:05:36.120 Okay, I'm sorry, but there is no way that mask right there. 09:05:36.120 --> 09:05:38.120 That's basically... 09:05:38.120 --> 09:05:43.120 That's basically like a cut-up shirt that he just put on his face. 09:05:43.120 --> 09:05:44.120 You're cotton. 09:05:44.120 --> 09:05:46.120 He's breathing through it, man. 09:05:46.120 --> 09:05:48.120 What's the point? 09:05:52.120 --> 09:05:54.120 Oh, this is sunglasses? 09:05:55.120 --> 09:06:00.120 Yeah, just like Nina Bazaar and Delhi, you do your fake stuff here as well. 09:06:01.120 --> 09:06:05.120 Even when you're vlogging, it's like that. Like, ashamed of it, right? 09:06:05.120 --> 09:06:12.120 It's just so bad along here. 09:06:12.120 --> 09:06:15.120 No, no, look. 09:06:15.120 --> 09:06:27.120 So this is Rayban, but they've put the, they've put the, what is it, porch logo or some kind 09:06:27.120 --> 09:06:32.120 of Italian logo on there to try and trick people. 09:06:32.120 --> 09:06:34.120 It's supposed to be Rayban, but they got a porch. 09:06:34.120 --> 09:06:36.120 A poor sticker on there. 09:06:36.120 --> 09:06:39.120 Do make it extra fancy. 09:06:39.120 --> 09:06:42.120 That's like... 09:06:42.120 --> 09:06:46.120 They might as well put like a Rolex sticker on there too. 09:06:46.120 --> 09:06:49.120 Got this one. 09:06:49.120 --> 09:06:57.120 What? What kind of rubber? What? 09:06:57.120 --> 09:07:03.620 Today I'm gonna expose you the scammy tourist erection drivers 09:07:03.620 --> 09:07:05.620 ERECTION DRIVERS? 09:07:05.620 --> 09:07:07.620 What? 09:07:07.620 --> 09:07:10.620 Today I'm gonna expose you the scammy tourist erection drivers 09:07:10.620 --> 09:07:12.620 You can't mark it 09:07:12.620 --> 09:07:14.620 Hell, what? 09:07:14.620 --> 09:07:16.620 Oh, it closed, is it? 09:07:16.620 --> 09:07:20.620 What kind of scam is an erection driver? 09:07:20.620 --> 09:07:22.620 Maybe my friend can't mark it though 09:07:22.620 --> 09:07:24.620 Which one? 09:07:24.620 --> 09:07:29.620 I think she just told me to come to Kanmachi. 09:07:29.620 --> 09:07:34.620 Okay, I need to go there though. 09:07:34.620 --> 09:07:35.620 How much? 09:07:35.620 --> 09:07:36.620 I don't know. 09:07:36.620 --> 09:07:40.620 It's like exchange today. 09:07:40.620 --> 09:07:42.620 50 rupees. 09:07:42.620 --> 09:07:45.620 Kanmachi. 09:07:45.620 --> 09:07:46.620 Yeah. 09:07:46.620 --> 09:07:47.620 Bro! 09:07:47.620 --> 09:07:51.620 So the government rate that he just showed is like 50 rupees or something like that? 09:07:51.620 --> 09:07:52.620 No. 09:07:52.620 --> 09:07:58.220 Dude already started at the triple times three mark 150 rupees 09:08:00.940 --> 09:08:03.220 Hey only only double this time 09:08:04.260 --> 09:08:06.260 Like I give you better price my friend 09:08:22.620 --> 09:08:24.620 They don't know that he speaks Hindi. 09:08:24.620 --> 09:08:26.620 They literally just said, 09:08:26.620 --> 09:08:29.620 get him to pay you more after you drop him off. 09:08:29.620 --> 09:08:31.620 That's crazy. 09:08:43.620 --> 09:08:45.620 Okay, okay. 09:08:52.620 --> 09:09:18.620 So what they're trying to do is get them to go to a shop first because the shop will 09:09:18.620 --> 09:09:24.780 kind of like a transactional fee here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was reading that. 09:09:24.780 --> 09:09:31.740 For a 20-minute ride and I paid $25 for 10 minutes of riding Uber in the US. Yeah, 09:09:31.740 --> 09:09:35.180 I know. Dude, Uber is so expensive. Uber in the US. 09:09:35.180 --> 09:09:40.780 I'm meeting my friend at Con Market. It's the asking for more money after you 09:09:40.780 --> 09:09:43.780 dropped him apart from me. She just told me come to Con Market. 09:09:43.780 --> 09:09:47.660 Yeah, literally. The whole market thing, I don't really understand you well. 09:09:47.660 --> 09:09:52.980 I'm assuming it's kind of like a referral fee like the market is gonna ask for like that 09:09:53.060 --> 09:09:56.580 You know hey you bring in tourists over here will pay you type of thing 09:09:56.820 --> 09:10:00.240 So they kind of use that as their bargaining rate where it's like hey 09:10:00.240 --> 09:10:05.980 We're gonna drop you off at a shop first, and you only pay this much. I don't know if it's like I 09:10:06.940 --> 09:10:11.460 Don't know I guess like yeah, also you'd be going. I feel like me 09:10:11.980 --> 09:10:17.060 I didn't worry to get like traffic. I wouldn't trust anybody like drop me off at some random market or anything like that 09:10:17.660 --> 09:10:34.420 some like black market type place I love I love the expose they are not 09:10:34.420 --> 09:10:42.980 hiding you haggle or pay top dollar I love it there's like a tier system though 09:10:42.980 --> 09:10:46.820 to it's there's like this they got these tier systems of like we could charge you 09:10:46.820 --> 09:10:54.380 quadruple the price or hear me out now or or I could drop you off at my sister's 09:10:54.380 --> 09:10:58.980 house for a little bit of time you spend over there and from there I'm gonna take 09:10:58.980 --> 09:11:05.580 you down to where you need to go and I will give you a 80% discount you just 09:11:05.580 --> 09:11:08.580 gotta see her for a little bit okay just gotta see her for a little bit spend 09:11:08.580 --> 09:11:12.080 some time with her no pressure 09:11:19.080 --> 09:11:27.040 just only I love the the expressions on there when they're haggling it's like 09:11:27.040 --> 09:11:33.240 for you because I love I love you for you I like you I like you beautiful 09:11:33.240 --> 09:11:49.320 American. I give you only $2,000. $1 billion. Good price. For you, Elon Musk, you're a 09:11:49.320 --> 09:11:56.840 billion dollars. Very good price. Nobody else gives you this price. Nobody else. 09:11:56.840 --> 09:12:00.840 This is a good price. 09:12:00.840 --> 09:12:03.840 Where are you from? 09:12:03.840 --> 09:12:05.840 Ah, you see. 09:12:05.840 --> 09:12:07.840 That's what you got to say though too. 09:12:07.840 --> 09:12:09.840 You never want to say that you're from like the United States, 09:12:09.840 --> 09:12:11.840 because then it's over. 09:12:11.840 --> 09:12:14.840 Then they're like, oh, we're going to charge you ten times more. 09:12:14.840 --> 09:12:18.840 But if Bro says he's from New Zealand, Australia, Canada, 09:12:18.840 --> 09:12:21.840 I don't know, these other places, I feel like it's more kind of like, 09:12:21.840 --> 09:12:32.000 charges charges guy like double charges died double man the USA very good price 09:12:32.000 --> 09:12:40.120 one trillion dollars one trillion come on pony up that oil money come on one 09:12:40.120 --> 09:12:50.240 trillion dollar price in the city never get asked the government call your 09:12:50.240 --> 09:12:53.240 your government. It's the best price. 09:12:53.240 --> 09:12:57.240 No, it's okay. I'm taking it to a price. Thank you. 09:12:57.240 --> 09:12:58.240 Why? 09:12:58.240 --> 09:13:03.240 I love that too. Go with him. You give you better profits. 09:13:03.240 --> 09:13:05.240 I give him 600. 09:13:05.240 --> 09:13:12.240 But not him though. Not the man that is going to be given the ride. 09:13:12.240 --> 09:13:15.240 No, go to my friend here. I know a guy. 09:13:15.240 --> 09:13:16.240 Yeah, a friend. 09:13:16.240 --> 09:13:17.240 Yeah. 09:13:17.240 --> 09:13:25.240 I know a guy conveniently standing right here beside me listening to this whole conversation. 09:13:25.240 --> 09:13:31.720 He gave you 40% discount. 09:13:31.720 --> 09:13:32.720 Small problem. 09:13:32.720 --> 09:13:42.200 You need to stop by the black market first. 09:13:42.200 --> 09:13:45.600 800 rupees. 09:13:45.600 --> 09:13:54.160 So this is the prepaid taxi that is legitimate, not the scammers, how much is it? 09:13:54.160 --> 09:13:55.160 Four hundred. 09:13:55.160 --> 09:13:58.160 So you can see here that there's a police area. 09:13:58.160 --> 09:13:59.160 It lies! 09:13:59.160 --> 09:14:04.280 It's not the best price in the city. 09:14:04.280 --> 09:14:06.840 It's not the best price in the city. 09:14:06.840 --> 09:14:11.000 I cannot believe it! 09:14:11.000 --> 09:14:14.360 What did that guy, that guy said one thousand rupees in the beginning? 09:14:14.360 --> 09:14:15.360 Damn. 09:14:15.360 --> 09:14:17.360 I am blind. Okay. 09:14:17.360 --> 09:14:18.360 Yeah? 09:14:18.360 --> 09:14:19.860 Now this lady is trying to get me to- 09:14:19.860 --> 09:14:20.860 I don't mean to laugh. 09:14:20.860 --> 09:14:23.360 I'm not laughing at the dude's blindness. 09:14:23.360 --> 09:14:24.360 Clearly he's lying. 09:14:24.360 --> 09:14:26.860 But I just love how it came into the video like that. 09:14:26.860 --> 09:14:27.860 I am blind. 09:14:27.860 --> 09:14:28.860 I am blind. 09:14:28.860 --> 09:14:31.860 I don't think you're blind because you saw me. 09:14:31.860 --> 09:14:33.860 I'm from... 09:14:33.860 --> 09:14:36.360 ...Operation. I am from... 09:14:36.360 --> 09:14:37.360 Oh, okay. 09:14:37.360 --> 09:14:38.860 So you come here... 09:14:38.860 --> 09:14:40.360 ...and have an operation. 09:14:40.360 --> 09:14:41.860 I see, I see, okay. 09:14:41.860 --> 09:14:42.860 Okay, good one. 09:14:42.860 --> 09:14:43.860 No! 09:14:43.860 --> 09:14:45.980 He said he sees, no! 09:14:45.980 --> 09:14:47.420 You can't say that. 09:14:47.420 --> 09:14:49.420 You can't say you see after the man just says he's... 09:14:49.420 --> 09:14:50.260 What? 09:14:50.260 --> 09:14:51.100 Okay. 09:14:51.100 --> 09:14:54.300 I'm sorry, I'm just kidding. 09:14:54.300 --> 09:14:55.740 Yeah, this is the best guy for me. 09:14:55.740 --> 09:14:57.060 Yes, I'm fine. 09:14:57.060 --> 09:14:57.900 Oh, no. 09:15:00.900 --> 09:15:02.180 I love them, man. 09:15:02.180 --> 09:15:03.580 I love these scammers. 09:15:03.580 --> 09:15:04.420 This one? 09:15:04.420 --> 09:15:05.260 Yes. 09:15:05.260 --> 09:15:06.100 They're cute. 09:15:06.100 --> 09:15:07.420 Yeah, what? 09:15:07.420 --> 09:15:09.500 They just go to America. 09:15:09.500 --> 09:15:10.460 Yes, America. 09:15:10.460 --> 09:15:11.300 Ah, yeah. 09:15:11.300 --> 09:15:12.140 Yeah, America. 09:15:12.140 --> 09:15:13.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 09:15:13.180 --> 09:15:17.060 he's looking at the camera how's he I thought he was blind bros looking at the 09:15:17.060 --> 09:15:18.820 camera 09:15:18.820 --> 09:15:20.820 hi to the camera 09:15:20.820 --> 09:15:42.340 oh my god I have a fun story to say man short story anyways 09:15:42.340 --> 09:15:50.520 When I was in Mexico, I forget why, but we were, oh, I think it was for his mother. 09:15:50.520 --> 09:15:51.520 My uncle's mother, basically. 09:15:51.520 --> 09:15:57.180 We were visiting my uncle's mother, something, landed in the hospital for whatever reason, 09:15:57.180 --> 09:15:58.180 right? 09:15:58.180 --> 09:15:59.180 I can't remember the details. 09:15:59.180 --> 09:16:00.180 Their mother, right? 09:16:00.180 --> 09:16:04.780 I don't know if that makes it for me, but anyways. 09:16:04.780 --> 09:16:07.500 So we were going there, we were coming out, and then all of a sudden this dude is just 09:16:07.500 --> 09:16:13.460 just walking up to my uncle like, hey, hey, I know you from school, yeah, I know you from 09:16:13.460 --> 09:16:15.460 school, right? 09:16:15.460 --> 09:16:20.140 And my uncle was like, I don't think so, I don't recognize you anyway, like yeah, yeah, 09:16:20.140 --> 09:16:23.140 elementary, I don't know, maybe high school, I don't know, something like that. 09:16:23.140 --> 09:16:27.980 It was like, it was very like vague where it was like, one of the grades that you don't 09:16:27.980 --> 09:16:28.980 remember, I'm in. 09:16:28.980 --> 09:16:35.260 And he was basically just saying like, hey, I need like 50, I need $50 right now, you know, 09:16:35.260 --> 09:16:38.120 to help out my mother or something like that. 09:16:38.120 --> 09:16:40.660 And it was very like, come on, help out 09:16:40.660 --> 09:16:42.500 an old school friend type thing. 09:16:42.500 --> 09:16:46.700 And I just find it hilarious that people 09:16:46.700 --> 09:16:50.580 would be standing outside of the hospital doing this. 09:16:50.580 --> 09:16:52.340 But it worked for whatever reason. 09:16:52.340 --> 09:16:55.340 My uncle gave him some money. 09:16:55.340 --> 09:17:01.620 And listen, even if that guy did have his mother in the hospital, 09:17:01.620 --> 09:17:03.100 at least now that they've taken care of it, 09:17:03.100 --> 09:17:05.580 or the money was spent on some alcohol. 09:17:05.580 --> 09:17:06.420 Who knows? 09:17:06.420 --> 09:17:07.260 It is what it is. 09:17:08.980 --> 09:17:11.260 But yeah, I just thought it was so vague and funny 09:17:11.260 --> 09:17:14.100 and just like, I know you're from school, right? 09:17:14.100 --> 09:17:14.940 He told me he's- 09:17:14.940 --> 09:17:16.420 Grade nine. 09:17:16.420 --> 09:17:17.580 No, no, no, not grade nine. 09:17:17.580 --> 09:17:18.660 Grade two? 09:17:18.660 --> 09:17:19.500 It was grade two. 09:17:19.500 --> 09:17:21.420 He was filming a market tour. 09:17:21.420 --> 09:17:23.700 Didn't really think we'd film a scam video there. 09:17:23.700 --> 09:17:26.540 Anyway, as soon as they put out the little effect, 09:17:26.540 --> 09:17:27.900 I need money for my prescription. 09:17:27.900 --> 09:17:28.740 What happened? 09:17:28.740 --> 09:17:29.580 What did I miss here? 09:17:29.580 --> 09:17:30.660 The prescription with people who show you here in India. 09:17:30.660 --> 09:17:33.060 I just said I need money for it, and he's still following me. 09:17:33.060 --> 09:17:35.900 Bro's like wait, he's looking at the camera 09:17:42.900 --> 09:17:50.260 Bro you said you're blind wait, please. I'm blind guy, please. I'm blind 09:17:51.340 --> 09:17:53.620 I'm blind any money for prescription 09:17:55.260 --> 09:17:57.900 Where are you guys? Where are you guys? 09:18:00.180 --> 09:18:02.180 Prescription money please 09:18:03.060 --> 09:18:05.380 You know they're going to ask you for money. 09:18:05.380 --> 09:18:07.020 Prescription money, please. 09:18:07.020 --> 09:18:09.780 And the fact that the guy kept following me out of the world. 09:18:09.780 --> 09:18:10.660 Show me his prescription. 09:18:10.660 --> 09:18:11.780 True. 09:18:11.780 --> 09:18:12.460 Yeah. 09:18:12.460 --> 09:18:13.180 True. 09:18:13.180 --> 09:18:16.220 But the word scam is a lot more enticing, isn't it? 09:18:16.220 --> 09:18:20.940 It adds that little bit of spice that you need. 09:18:20.940 --> 09:18:23.340 A scam, you get something that's worthless. 09:18:23.340 --> 09:18:24.420 Fair point, fair point. 09:18:24.420 --> 09:18:25.780 The scam, yeah, yeah, yeah. 09:18:25.780 --> 09:18:26.820 I see what you're saying. 09:18:26.820 --> 09:18:27.740 That's a very good point. 09:18:27.740 --> 09:18:28.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 09:18:28.420 --> 09:18:29.700 That is a good classification. 09:18:29.700 --> 09:18:31.780 I think a lot of people don't understand the difference. 09:18:31.780 --> 09:18:34.700 When they hear hustle, they think of like, you know, 09:18:34.700 --> 09:18:36.820 I think it's because hustle usually has good 09:18:36.820 --> 09:18:38.300 annotations to it. 09:18:38.300 --> 09:18:42.100 This is kind of like, I guess it is a, 09:18:42.100 --> 09:18:45.420 I would classify it as a scam because they're not getting 09:18:45.420 --> 09:18:46.260 anything out of it. 09:18:46.260 --> 09:18:47.340 They're lying to you. 09:18:48.620 --> 09:18:50.740 That one specifically, the blind person anyways. 09:18:50.740 --> 09:18:52.380 I'm just thinking of the blind person. 09:18:52.380 --> 09:18:54.180 The haircut, that's a hustle right there. 09:18:54.180 --> 09:18:57.820 The haircut, the taxi fees, those are all like hustles. 09:18:57.820 --> 09:18:59.420 The dude claiming that he's blind 09:18:59.420 --> 09:19:01.420 while he's like staring right at you, 09:19:01.420 --> 09:19:02.900 That's a scam right there. 09:19:02.900 --> 09:19:05.820 The Prince of Nigeria that just texted me saying 09:19:05.820 --> 09:19:07.820 that there's a trillion dollars in my bank account. 09:19:07.820 --> 09:19:11.320 The moment I wire transfer $100 to him 09:19:11.320 --> 09:19:15.140 for that processing fee, that's a scam right there. 09:19:15.140 --> 09:19:15.980 Or is it? 09:19:15.980 --> 09:19:16.800 I don't know. 09:19:16.800 --> 09:19:20.640 Listen, guys, I think it's worth finding out for $100 09:19:20.640 --> 09:19:23.280 if I can get a trillion, right? 09:19:23.280 --> 09:19:25.160 It's just sitting there in the bank account. 09:19:25.160 --> 09:19:26.500 No one else is claiming it. 09:19:26.500 --> 09:19:32.260 I'm just saying I'm just saying 09:19:42.820 --> 09:19:47.460 This guy behind it this guy's this guy's following me for another scam right now 09:19:48.260 --> 09:19:54.740 My friend my friend very good price very good price. I give you I give you high five 09:19:54.740 --> 09:20:05.580 You will never find a better price in the country. 09:20:05.580 --> 09:20:12.100 The donations too, absolute scam, that's the way to use that word, that's a scam, 1000% 09:20:12.100 --> 09:20:21.580 man, with these like fake passports, what am I listening to, is that the vacuum, I think 09:20:21.580 --> 09:20:25.980 I think it's back. I thought it was from the video, but every time I pause it or it was a new video, I was like, 09:20:25.980 --> 09:20:29.380 what is that? That should be sounding right there. 09:20:36.380 --> 09:20:39.180 Another scan? Let's take a look at the scan. 09:20:42.380 --> 09:20:44.780 Ah, travel agency. 09:20:46.580 --> 09:20:47.380 Whoa! 09:20:47.380 --> 09:20:51.380 Oh, is he running? 09:20:51.380 --> 09:20:53.380 That bro is running for his life! 09:20:53.380 --> 09:20:55.380 No, I don't want to be scammed! 09:21:17.380 --> 09:21:20.140 and you'll find out what happened to him soon. 09:21:20.140 --> 09:21:21.820 Hey, minute those two are having a meeting. 09:21:21.820 --> 09:21:24.660 Yeah, Bro, really just leave his friend behind. 09:21:24.660 --> 09:21:25.860 Wait, what happened here? 09:21:25.860 --> 09:21:26.700 What's going on? 09:21:26.700 --> 09:21:28.740 My luck finally ran out, guys. 09:21:28.740 --> 09:21:31.620 I got recognized by scammers here in Delhi 09:21:31.620 --> 09:21:34.260 while I was building a travel agency scan here 09:21:34.260 --> 09:21:35.580 with my friend. 09:21:35.580 --> 09:21:36.420 See what happened. 09:21:37.700 --> 09:21:38.940 Oh, with his friend. 09:21:38.940 --> 09:21:40.940 Bro really left his friend hanging. 09:21:41.940 --> 09:21:43.540 Bro went inside of the store. 09:21:44.860 --> 09:21:46.580 And then this dude's like, no, no. 09:21:46.580 --> 09:21:48.580 Definitely definitely 09:21:49.260 --> 09:21:53.660 You would not get you not get sex traffic my friend go right in 09:21:54.460 --> 09:21:56.460 go right 09:21:56.980 --> 09:21:59.660 And then this guy was like na na na na na 09:22:02.460 --> 09:22:05.500 Oh, they knew he was making a YouTube video, so they're about to be like 09:22:07.460 --> 09:22:11.060 Making YouTube video showing off their scams 09:22:12.980 --> 09:22:14.980 We show you 09:22:14.980 --> 09:22:19.860 We show you youtubers what happens when you expose the scams 09:22:21.420 --> 09:22:23.620 You abandon your friend, yeah, literally 09:22:27.700 --> 09:22:32.440 Oh my god, one of my airpods just died. Let me see if I can charge one of them 09:22:38.500 --> 09:22:42.660 While while still hearing with the other one and then when the other one dies I can just 09:22:44.980 --> 09:22:52.700 So what happened to the friend? He's like gone. He's basically in some foreign country 09:22:52.700 --> 09:23:00.680 like Kazakhstan, inside of a bucket, seeing like, I don't know, 20 construction workers 09:23:00.680 --> 09:23:18.980 big I love that they're negotiating like such dude 100 120 pieces like face to the 09:23:18.980 --> 09:23:25.400 dollar and bro's really trying to negotiate for $1 talking like micro 09:23:25.400 --> 09:23:31.240 dollars here micro dollars for like pretty decent services that over here 09:23:31.240 --> 09:23:37.340 like offered over here we're talking like would be I don't know like a $1 09:23:37.340 --> 09:23:42.760 service over there is like 20 to $50 service over here basically you're not 09:23:42.760 --> 09:23:47.720 it's kind of crazy that they have the audacity to like negotiate for something 09:23:47.720 --> 09:23:52.040 that they're already saving like essentially pennies on the dollar 09:23:55.400 --> 09:24:01.540 If you're in a situation like this the best thing to do is just flee take the non-violent route 09:24:01.540 --> 09:24:03.540 You're gonna instantly regret it 09:24:03.780 --> 09:24:07.520 If there are injuries or if you have to deal with the police here 09:24:07.520 --> 09:24:11.360 I can't get over the facts with this guy looks like this guy looks like an AI version of PewDiePie 09:24:11.360 --> 09:24:13.360 That's the best way to put it 09:24:14.080 --> 09:24:16.080 Do get rough and do get out of hand but 09:24:16.320 --> 09:24:23.060 First port of course always to get out of there and avoid any kind of confrontation with these scammers and not this won't stop me 09:24:23.060 --> 09:24:30.060 from continuing to expose these guys and expose their scams so I could give you and foreigners 09:24:30.060 --> 09:24:34.060 sake while you travel here in India, Jayhan. 09:24:36.060 --> 09:24:38.060 Wait, what happened to his friend? 09:24:39.060 --> 09:24:40.060 All the scams. 09:24:40.060 --> 09:24:41.060 I guess everybody lived. 09:24:41.060 --> 09:24:43.060 I don't know what happened to his friend, but... 09:24:43.060 --> 09:24:44.060 Nothing, nothing changed. 09:24:44.060 --> 09:24:45.060 I guess they lived, right? 09:24:45.060 --> 09:24:47.060 Thank God for those videos that you can go and watch before you come to India. 09:24:47.060 --> 09:24:52.060 This guy was just trying to get me interested and take me for some rubbish sales pictures. 09:24:52.060 --> 09:24:57.060 Rubbish sales bitch. 09:24:57.060 --> 09:25:01.060 He even has his head bobble. 09:25:01.060 --> 09:25:04.060 What happens? 09:25:04.060 --> 09:25:14.060 Your face is very lucky. 09:25:14.060 --> 09:25:18.060 Always giving them like a free reading basically right? 09:25:18.060 --> 09:25:28.060 I'll show you one, I'll experiment and show you, if you like it, you can show it, if you don't like it, you can close it, take it from one to nine and tell me the number 09:25:28.060 --> 09:25:34.060 You're kidding me, bro is literally doing a magician trick, on the guy 09:25:34.060 --> 09:25:36.060 You don't believe me, I'll show you magician trick 09:25:36.060 --> 09:25:42.060 I don't believe this, I'm the... how do you think? 09:25:42.060 --> 09:25:47.060 You are, I'm a lucky man why? 09:25:47.060 --> 09:25:55.060 Why do bros say so sensually you're very lucky man, you're very lucky face. 09:25:55.060 --> 09:25:57.060 How do you think? 09:25:57.060 --> 09:25:59.060 I look your face. 09:25:59.060 --> 09:26:01.060 I look your face, very lucky man. 09:26:01.060 --> 09:26:03.060 I'm a lucky man, why? 09:26:03.060 --> 09:26:05.060 Bros is so sensually, oh my god. 09:26:05.060 --> 09:26:07.060 It's true, it's true. 09:26:07.060 --> 09:26:09.060 I'm very lucky. 09:26:09.060 --> 09:26:11.060 How are you? 09:26:11.060 --> 09:26:13.060 Yeah, so why are you talking to me? 09:26:13.060 --> 09:26:15.060 Because you have very good karma. 09:26:15.060 --> 09:26:19.060 You want me to tell you how I know you're going to be very successful. 09:26:19.060 --> 09:26:21.060 You get everything you want. 09:26:21.060 --> 09:26:23.060 Pick a number. 09:26:23.060 --> 09:26:25.060 Bro, pick a number. 09:26:29.060 --> 09:26:31.060 Yeah, literally the same lines, too. 09:26:31.060 --> 09:26:35.060 The same words we're spoken with a very lucky face. 09:26:37.060 --> 09:26:39.060 Just like I told you, pick a number. 09:26:39.060 --> 09:26:41.060 One to nine. You don't believe me? 09:26:41.060 --> 09:26:43.060 I guess your number proves. 09:26:43.060 --> 09:26:50.180 I am the Almighty and I and now I take donation for telling you exactly what's going to happen 09:27:04.580 --> 09:27:07.860 I don't know why the restaurant scams restaurant scams 09:27:07.860 --> 09:27:12.860 Oh my god, man, you've probably seen better days. 09:27:12.860 --> 09:27:17.860 Alright, show me. 09:27:17.860 --> 09:27:20.860 What does a restaurant scan look like? 09:27:20.860 --> 09:27:23.860 I got a blank mango shake. 09:27:23.860 --> 09:27:25.860 It looks damn good now. 09:27:25.860 --> 09:27:27.860 So what happens here? 09:27:27.860 --> 09:27:29.860 Some of these stores here, they have waiters. 09:27:29.860 --> 09:27:31.860 And the waiter quoted me the wrong price. 09:27:31.860 --> 09:27:35.860 He said Lassie was 280 rupees. 09:27:35.860 --> 09:27:42.860 Put it in the wrong price. 09:27:42.860 --> 09:27:43.860 Okay. 09:27:43.860 --> 09:27:45.860 What did bro say? 09:27:45.860 --> 09:27:49.220 280 rupees for a 5-star hotel. 09:27:49.220 --> 09:27:52.140 I'm guessing food because we're talking restaurant, right? 09:27:52.140 --> 09:27:55.540 280 rupees for a 5-star hotel. 09:27:55.540 --> 09:27:59.380 You're telling me you're... 09:27:59.380 --> 09:28:03.140 You're telling me you're complaining about $3? 09:28:03.500 --> 09:28:08.140 Wait, how do you even get a meal at a five-star hotel for three dollars? 09:28:08.420 --> 09:28:13.220 Holy smokes. Wait, so that means we're talking like this guy 09:28:13.820 --> 09:28:18.660 Hold on. What price is he expecting? What do you get? How does how does food cost less than that? 09:28:24.700 --> 09:28:30.540 Listen if they're if they're offering that at a five-star hotel in 09:28:33.140 --> 09:28:36.800 Where where's India? God damn, man 09:28:37.700 --> 09:28:39.700 Pay them, please 09:28:39.860 --> 09:28:44.220 They can't be doing this for free bro wants his meals for free basically 09:28:45.860 --> 09:28:47.860 Holy smokes, dude 09:28:50.060 --> 09:28:52.940 Thank God I have catching because now that I know 09:28:59.820 --> 09:29:01.820 Five so 09:29:03.140 --> 09:29:05.140 I'll check the buildings. 09:29:06.140 --> 09:29:08.140 Oh, what, they'll charge extra just in any order? 09:29:14.140 --> 09:29:16.140 That's kind of rude if they're doing that now. 09:29:18.140 --> 09:29:22.140 If they're doing all that, that's kind of rude, man. You gotta get that itemization. 09:29:24.140 --> 09:29:28.140 About just doing, about just doing business, I think that sounds worth it there. 09:29:28.140 --> 09:29:36.580 I don't think I would eat I don't think I would ever eat anything in India food 09:29:36.580 --> 09:29:40.900 doesn't look appetizing or clean well that's kind of rude especially it's 09:29:40.900 --> 09:29:45.420 like dude I feel like you could say that literally anywhere in the world if you 09:29:45.420 --> 09:29:51.780 visit like the wrong places right you go anywhere in the world US Canada whatever 09:29:51.780 --> 09:29:55.940 and yeah if you end up in that weird part of town where you're spending two 09:29:55.940 --> 09:30:01.060 cents on your meal I wouldn't trust it either. God damn. 09:30:01.060 --> 09:30:12.820 Freaking, by all means, go to East LA and try to get a meal and survive basically. 09:30:12.820 --> 09:30:17.140 Survive the night, that's the fun part, especially in October. 09:30:17.140 --> 09:30:24.420 Go down to East LA and see if, go down to Skid Row, East LA and who needs to pay premium, 09:30:24.420 --> 09:30:27.900 who needs to pay premium for a spooky experience, 09:30:27.900 --> 09:30:29.700 when all you can do is just walk the streets. 09:30:29.700 --> 09:30:32.980 Just walk the streets, save yourself some money. 09:30:35.820 --> 09:30:37.420 Wanna get the scarier life? 09:30:37.420 --> 09:30:42.420 Go down and walk right along Skid Row. 09:30:44.700 --> 09:30:47.300 I like 11 PM till like 3 AM. 09:30:47.300 --> 09:30:48.140 See what happens. 09:30:48.140 --> 09:30:52.060 spices, probably maybe a bit of cauliflower, and tons of butter. 09:30:52.060 --> 09:30:52.940 This is like half butter. 09:30:52.940 --> 09:30:54.340 I promise you, it'd be an experience. 09:30:54.340 --> 09:30:55.860 And yeah, you always eat it with coffee. 09:30:55.860 --> 09:30:58.300 So how much does that meal cost? 09:30:58.300 --> 09:30:59.100 I can't hear anything. 09:30:59.100 --> 09:31:01.500 Typical, typical Mumbai food. 09:31:04.660 --> 09:31:06.460 The Parwazhi was pretty average here. 09:31:06.460 --> 09:31:08.300 And you can expect it at tourist destinations 09:31:08.300 --> 09:31:10.900 like pretty average for 140 rupees. 09:31:10.900 --> 09:31:14.220 You can usually expect a 140 to 100 rupees for a Mumbai 09:31:14.220 --> 09:31:15.060 or Thai. 09:31:15.060 --> 09:31:16.020 One of the most famous things I've ever tried. 09:31:16.020 --> 09:31:19.060 240 rupees for that dish basically is what he said, right? 09:31:22.740 --> 09:31:24.740 Well, that's a dollar 09:31:25.260 --> 09:31:31.660 That's a dollar fifty man for a whole frick dude. They can't even do that in prison 09:31:31.820 --> 09:31:34.820 You can't even get that in prison, man 09:31:35.900 --> 09:31:38.300 Holy smokes and 09:31:39.220 --> 09:31:41.220 This video is titled scan 09:31:41.860 --> 09:31:43.860 bro, I'm sorry, but 09:31:44.100 --> 09:31:46.100 You're talking like 09:31:46.740 --> 09:31:51.180 You're talking like food that they can't even serve a prison for that amount of money man. That's crazy 09:31:54.060 --> 09:31:56.380 The beggar skin exposed 09:31:58.540 --> 09:32:00.540 Another 09:32:01.540 --> 09:32:03.540 She didn't even say thank you 09:32:04.260 --> 09:32:06.260 None try to help the guys 09:32:06.260 --> 09:32:08.260 Oh, so the baby can eat. 09:32:08.260 --> 09:32:10.260 What happened? 09:32:10.260 --> 09:32:12.260 So you can eat. 09:32:12.260 --> 09:32:14.260 Oh, so that she can eat? 09:32:14.260 --> 09:32:16.260 How much is the rice? 09:32:16.260 --> 09:32:18.260 How much is the rice? 09:32:18.260 --> 09:32:20.260 How much is the rice? 09:32:20.260 --> 09:32:22.260 Okay. 09:32:22.260 --> 09:32:24.260 And where are you from? 09:32:24.260 --> 09:32:26.260 I'm Gujran. 09:32:26.260 --> 09:32:28.260 Gujran, okay. 09:32:28.260 --> 09:32:30.260 So he's going to buy her the food instead of getting her money? 09:32:30.260 --> 09:32:32.260 That's interesting. 09:32:32.260 --> 09:32:34.260 Nice. 09:32:36.260 --> 09:32:53.780 Is this whole video based on a scam template because she didn't say thank you? 09:32:53.780 --> 09:32:55.780 What's going on here? Okay. I'll get the rights. 09:32:55.780 --> 09:32:57.780 This is rice. Yeah, it's too nice. 09:32:57.780 --> 09:32:59.780 Okay. 09:33:03.780 --> 09:33:05.780 Look, people. Yes. 09:33:05.780 --> 09:33:07.780 The chiefs are very, very badly. 09:33:07.780 --> 09:33:09.780 What's your task, people? Right. 09:33:11.780 --> 09:33:13.780 I'm going to give that extra two rights. Okay. 09:33:13.780 --> 09:33:15.780 That is another right, people. 09:33:17.780 --> 09:33:19.780 Look at all the senior art weirdos. 09:33:19.780 --> 09:33:21.780 Look at these weird people. 09:33:21.780 --> 09:33:42.320 billion years by the way he's not lying you you'd think that this guy was like 09:33:42.320 --> 09:33:46.840 oh he's being satirical or is being you know exaggerative if you will something 09:33:46.840 --> 09:33:52.520 like that, right? Dude, you sign up for Scientology, you're signing away a billion years of your 09:33:52.520 --> 09:33:57.880 life. Because in Scientology, that's how long you live. If you aren't, I'm sorry, I don't 09:33:57.880 --> 09:34:02.200 mean to kick you off of me, Luna, but I'm trying to like, I'm going to get neck problems, 09:34:02.200 --> 09:34:09.760 man. I'm going to get neck problems, Luna. Goddamn. Hunched over. I'm going to be like 09:34:09.760 --> 09:34:13.520 one of those Valorant players. God, you ever meet one of those Valorant players in real 09:34:13.520 --> 09:34:19.820 life is what they look like. What's up? No, I'm just kidding. Anyways, um, yeah, 09:34:19.820 --> 09:34:24.300 billion-year contract. How stupid is that? That's that's a red flag in its 09:34:24.300 --> 09:34:28.100 own right there. That's a red flag in its own. You sign a billion-year contract. 09:34:28.100 --> 09:34:32.000 Somebody presents a contract to you and they're like, we're gonna take a billion 09:34:32.000 --> 09:34:37.940 years. This is gonna be a one billion years binded by law. The planet hopefully 09:34:37.940 --> 09:34:41.180 he's still around by then 09:34:41.180 --> 09:34:44.320 tell me right then and there you're not getting up 09:34:44.320 --> 09:34:48.820 zipping up your flying going i'm out of here 09:34:48.820 --> 09:34:52.540 jesus i'd hope so 09:34:52.540 --> 09:35:00.540 i'd hope so 09:35:00.540 --> 09:35:02.700 it is kind of weird that they're all flocking 09:35:02.700 --> 09:35:04.100 all flocking around 09:35:04.100 --> 09:35:10.420 go around this dude like oh not this guy again how often must this guy confront 09:35:10.420 --> 09:35:13.980 Scientology for that for them to already know they're like oh god it's this guy 09:35:13.980 --> 09:35:19.140 again we got to go around the block you guys hear her when she's like sniffing 09:35:19.140 --> 09:35:25.460 into the mic to Luna 09:35:25.460 --> 09:35:36.460 Shelly by the way is like the wife of the CEO of Scientology. She went missing. She's about a whistleblower or something like that and all of a sudden never seen again. 09:35:36.460 --> 09:35:40.460 FBI involved for some reason. 09:35:40.460 --> 09:35:54.460 Hey, can I help you? Hey, everybody can help you? 09:35:54.460 --> 09:35:58.620 I love how he just gets his face real close. 09:35:58.620 --> 09:36:00.980 I feel like he's invading my personal space, 09:36:00.980 --> 09:36:02.780 let alone this guy's personal space. 09:36:02.780 --> 09:36:04.420 Don't you get my face? 09:36:04.420 --> 09:36:05.260 Don't you get my face? 09:36:05.260 --> 09:36:06.180 You touch me. 09:36:06.180 --> 09:36:07.380 I have a right to defend myself, 09:36:07.380 --> 09:36:09.180 and I just don't fucking will. 09:36:09.180 --> 09:36:10.500 Look at all the security guard. 09:36:10.500 --> 09:36:11.980 Security guard of what? 09:36:11.980 --> 09:36:12.500 All right. 09:36:12.500 --> 09:36:13.460 Look at him. 09:36:13.460 --> 09:36:15.060 He cannot be left without me. 09:36:15.060 --> 09:36:16.980 He's basically just a human shield. 09:36:16.980 --> 09:36:18.540 You know what I mean? 09:36:18.540 --> 09:36:19.020 All right. 09:36:19.020 --> 09:36:20.860 Touch me again. 09:36:20.860 --> 09:36:22.780 Why are you going to touch me in some things? 09:36:22.780 --> 09:36:28.060 This is the guy that takes the hit and then sues you for everything you've got 09:36:42.580 --> 09:36:48.420 Where is Tom Cruise though, where the heck is Tom Cruise man, you should be leading the flock right now 09:36:48.420 --> 09:36:56.480 So anyways, let's dive in. What the heck is going on with Scientology? See if somebody 09:36:56.480 --> 09:37:07.860 explains it. She's in Scientology? No way, dude! Oh my god, I love how this actress 09:37:07.860 --> 09:37:14.380 is part of a cult when technically she's playing a role that defies cults. Turn off 09:37:14.380 --> 09:37:18.220 the spooky music please oh my god thank you for thank you for reminding me I 09:37:18.220 --> 09:37:22.060 don't hear it because it's embedded within software so feel free to let me 09:37:22.060 --> 09:37:27.220 know anytime it happens if I forget let me know I appreciate it dude I can't 09:37:27.220 --> 09:37:33.820 believe she's um I mean Scientology is pretty scary though right she what is 09:37:33.820 --> 09:37:38.300 that show she's in don't with all the red forget what it's called you guys 09:37:38.300 --> 09:37:40.300 I'm talking about that, right? 09:37:40.300 --> 09:37:42.300 Ah, what's it called? 09:37:42.300 --> 09:37:43.300 Uh... 09:37:43.300 --> 09:37:44.300 Mm... 09:37:44.300 --> 09:37:45.300 Mm... 09:37:45.300 --> 09:37:46.300 Mm... 09:37:46.300 --> 09:37:47.300 Mm... 09:37:47.300 --> 09:37:48.300 Elizabeth Moth. 09:37:48.300 --> 09:37:49.300 Um... 09:37:49.300 --> 09:37:50.300 Handmaid's Tale. 09:37:50.300 --> 09:37:51.300 There you go. 09:37:51.300 --> 09:37:52.300 I knew somebody was going to comment that. 09:37:52.300 --> 09:37:55.300 Handmaid's Tale, which is basically like cult-like thing. 09:37:55.300 --> 09:37:56.300 So, how... 09:37:56.300 --> 09:37:58.300 Why on earth would she like... 09:37:58.300 --> 09:38:00.300 Maybe she just... 09:38:00.300 --> 09:38:02.300 Through the show was like, hey, 09:38:02.300 --> 09:38:05.300 it's better to be on the other side of these cults. 09:38:05.300 --> 09:38:06.300 Oh, she's... 09:38:06.300 --> 09:38:07.300 That's crazy. 09:38:07.300 --> 09:38:14.160 Okay, okay, you got your screen. Okay, that's enough. You got your screen. Jesus Christ. I 09:38:15.260 --> 09:38:19.140 Love Luna, but holy smokes, man. I'm getting hot up here. I'm getting hot 09:38:31.020 --> 09:38:33.020 Allegedly 09:38:33.340 --> 09:38:35.340 She just got into it 09:38:37.300 --> 09:38:42.020 She's about to spend millions of dollars cleaning these O2 or OT levels, whatever they call these things 09:38:43.620 --> 09:38:47.180 OT levels like basically what Scientology does is like they have these tears, right? 09:38:47.340 --> 09:38:52.740 You got to pass certain tears and they basically are like the teachers that tell you okay, sure 09:38:52.780 --> 09:38:56.420 You could do the exact same thing as somebody else, but it doesn't mean you actually pass anything 09:38:56.580 --> 09:39:01.420 It's kind of like okay. You've given us enough money. I think you've passed this tier. We will now 09:39:02.100 --> 09:39:05.040 Put you into the next tier. How much is it? 09:39:05.040 --> 09:39:10.840 It's not important sign your billion-year contract. It is what it is. It is what we say it is 09:39:17.160 --> 09:39:21.140 That's the other thing to do once these celebrities once these celebrities get in 09:39:21.840 --> 09:39:23.840 They're in right? 09:39:24.040 --> 09:39:29.840 They're in they got their family in they get everybody in they have the money to pay for everybody and 09:39:30.720 --> 09:39:33.860 Scientology is like yes scored another celebrity sucker 09:39:33.860 --> 09:39:46.860 Another one. DJ Khaled, where are you? We need your presence. DJ Khaled, what happens when Scientology cops another celebrity? What happens? 09:39:46.860 --> 09:39:50.860 Another one. Exactly. Thank you DJ Khaled. Okay. 09:39:50.860 --> 09:39:58.860 Is your favorite celebrity a current or former Scientologist? Let's go through the list because it is freaking long. 09:39:58.860 --> 09:39:59.860 I want to see the list. 09:39:59.860 --> 09:40:01.860 I've been in and you have left Scientology. 09:40:01.860 --> 09:40:06.900 to please I know the few of them just because of the 09:40:06.900 --> 09:40:19.260 Netflix show that I saw this is the king the king her show is what I saw that 09:40:19.260 --> 09:40:25.700 got me into it that's right don't revolt is in freaking Scientology dude who is 09:40:25.700 --> 09:40:39.140 that he's in it too oh my god man lord prepping dude that's two members that's 09:40:39.140 --> 09:40:44.500 two cast members from that 70s show that's crazy 09:40:45.300 --> 09:40:51.980 what kind of question is that of them no she doesn't do that unfortunately um 09:40:52.700 --> 09:40:55.660 That's crazy though, that's a whole other go through the list 09:40:57.740 --> 09:40:59.740 God damn 09:41:04.540 --> 09:41:06.540 He's in it too 09:41:07.380 --> 09:41:09.380 That's right 09:41:09.820 --> 09:41:12.900 My opinion as well. I forgot about that dude. That's crazy 09:41:13.140 --> 09:41:17.620 So that's that's another thing that Scientology is really good at too is what they'll do is 09:41:17.620 --> 09:41:23.060 Is basically get you like if you're if you're part of a show a successful series like that 70s show 09:41:23.060 --> 09:41:28.060 I remember it happened to that other dude as well like Leia Leia whatever her name is. I don't mean to say whatever 09:41:30.260 --> 09:41:31.940 Remini right 09:41:31.940 --> 09:41:36.140 She's part of that show Kings or Queens something like that and then 09:41:38.020 --> 09:41:44.800 They told her based on what she said was to try and get all of her successful cast mates to join as well 09:41:44.800 --> 09:41:52.160 You kind of become the the leader in like hey, you're gonna be really successful in Scientology if you can get other people in as well 09:41:52.400 --> 09:41:53.920 dude 09:41:53.920 --> 09:41:58.040 Wild I'm not surprised that I see two members from somebody show in there 09:41:59.280 --> 09:42:01.380 Is there a part two do they have a part two somewhere? 09:42:04.480 --> 09:42:06.480 Part two 09:42:08.440 --> 09:42:13.000 Got to be different people in this list though, right? It's the same girl starting with the one same girl different video, right? 09:42:13.000 --> 09:42:17.480 At least if you follow me, you know, by the way, you should put her on the other list. 09:42:17.480 --> 09:42:24.040 Sorry, her OT levels and it gives a lot of money to the church still and should know better. 09:42:24.040 --> 09:42:27.560 Also have Erica Christensen who was born into it. 09:42:27.560 --> 09:42:28.060 Oh! 09:42:28.060 --> 09:42:30.060 Build them a lot of work with Scientology. 09:42:30.060 --> 09:42:38.060 Growing up in Scientology and Ononora on YouTube actually just did a video about the second generation Scientology actors that have access to the world. 09:42:38.060 --> 09:42:41.060 Putting the full responsibility of Scientology on these people. 09:42:41.700 --> 09:42:46.780 Second gen means brainwashing started at birth. It's true dude starting out 09:42:48.460 --> 09:42:51.340 Okay, we've seen this guy already but somebody knew 09:42:55.140 --> 09:42:57.420 She's in it oh no 09:43:02.620 --> 09:43:04.620 Skrillex is in it 09:43:04.620 --> 09:43:10.420 He's apparently been collabing with a lot of people lately, and we should be... 09:43:10.420 --> 09:43:11.420 You're kidding me. 09:43:11.420 --> 09:43:12.420 There's no psychology every time. 09:43:12.420 --> 09:43:16.740 And of course you have the Masterson clan, a lot of Masterson from the world. 09:43:16.740 --> 09:43:17.740 Who is that? 09:43:17.740 --> 09:43:20.140 Jordan Masterson with all that show with Tim Allen. 09:43:20.140 --> 09:43:21.140 The Masterson clan. 09:43:21.140 --> 09:43:22.140 Who is that? 09:43:22.140 --> 09:43:24.380 And Chris from Malcolm in the Middle. 09:43:24.380 --> 09:43:25.380 He's in it! 09:43:25.380 --> 09:43:30.380 Oh my god, dude. 09:43:30.380 --> 09:43:32.380 They're all in it. 09:43:32.380 --> 09:43:36.140 like she's been through a lot. 09:43:36.140 --> 09:43:36.960 So like, 09:43:36.960 --> 09:43:41.680 and you know for a fact too that the celebrities get treated completely differently, 09:43:41.680 --> 09:43:46.480 by the way, compared to the regulars, the regulars that would enter into 09:43:46.480 --> 09:43:47.440 Scientology like that, 09:43:47.680 --> 09:43:51.840 the random dude or girl on the street that just walks on into the building is 09:43:51.840 --> 09:43:55.680 like, Hey, I'm thinking of joining, right? Um, 09:43:56.240 --> 09:44:00.880 they get completely, completely treated differently. 09:44:00.880 --> 09:44:05.880 And the celebrities get like the mani-panis, essentially, 09:44:06.960 --> 09:44:10.540 because they're the faces that draw in these other people 09:44:10.540 --> 09:44:12.200 that they essentially abuse for money, 09:44:12.200 --> 09:44:13.960 even though they're still milking out the revenue 09:44:13.960 --> 09:44:16.040 from the celebrities, but it's kind of like, 09:44:16.040 --> 09:44:17.560 it's kind of like they're not gonna treat them badly 09:44:17.560 --> 09:44:18.400 as a result. 09:44:18.400 --> 09:44:20.160 What's crazy is the people, the regular people 09:44:20.160 --> 09:44:24.440 that get into Scientology, they get treated badly on top 09:44:24.440 --> 09:44:27.560 of all their revenue getting sucked out as well, man. 09:44:27.560 --> 09:44:32.320 It's it's a wild thing. It's a wild thing, dude 09:44:34.400 --> 09:44:41.980 Sorry about my hair today by the way washed and when it's washed when it's fresh out the wash it just gets just gets crazy 09:44:44.840 --> 09:44:49.660 She looks super familiar. Oh, I just saw on her show recently wow she's in it, too 09:44:57.560 --> 09:45:11.240 He's in that one Disney movie. Oh my god, bro, this guy. Why does he look exactly the same by the way? 09:45:11.240 --> 09:45:15.960 I pray that this is an old photo. Hold on. I gotta show you guys. Hold on. 09:45:19.040 --> 09:45:21.040 Wait a second. 09:45:21.800 --> 09:45:26.040 God, the big green. That's the movie. The big green. 09:45:27.560 --> 09:45:36.760 The Frick is the images look at this. I don't anything weird on Google images coming up. I do have yeah 09:45:36.760 --> 09:45:39.480 Let's see. Look at this dude. Look at this dude 09:45:41.320 --> 09:45:45.240 Hold on, I think I'm gonna be blocking if it's showing on the side trying to get like a 09:45:46.680 --> 09:45:51.760 Why does it look exactly the same in the movies like I don't know 10 12 09:45:51.760 --> 09:45:56.760 Hold on, look at this, this kid, right? 09:45:58.280 --> 09:46:00.600 Here, I could always move my camera. 09:46:00.600 --> 09:46:02.300 Wonk, this kid, right? 09:46:03.600 --> 09:46:05.920 Look at this dude, look at this dude. 09:46:07.120 --> 09:46:11.120 He's like 10 or 12 right there. 09:46:11.120 --> 09:46:12.640 They're showing an image of this, 09:46:12.640 --> 09:46:13.880 bro has an age of a day. 09:46:13.880 --> 09:46:15.400 Wait, maybe Scientology works. 09:46:15.400 --> 09:46:17.120 What's going on? 09:46:18.040 --> 09:46:20.640 They're drinking like baby fluids or something, man. 09:46:21.760 --> 09:46:27.980 Y'all know what I'm talking about that conspiracy theory. Look at this dude. It's like 10 to 12 over here, man 09:46:28.180 --> 09:46:29.680 Looks exactly the same 09:46:29.680 --> 09:46:32.120 The bra has an age of day. What the heck? 09:46:33.720 --> 09:46:39.600 Now I see the moment of celebrity hits like I don't know 40 something all of a sudden they're like hey wait a second 09:46:39.600 --> 09:46:45.680 I want to go back now. I I need to go back. I got a wrinkle on my forehead. It's time 09:46:47.020 --> 09:46:49.020 Jesus Christ, bro 09:46:49.020 --> 09:46:52.880 Yeah, you know about that conspiracy theory. It's like something about like not not baby 09:46:52.880 --> 09:46:56.900 Like I say baby foods because it's like the blood of a baby or something like that something stupid 09:46:56.900 --> 09:46:58.900 I put it that way 09:46:59.660 --> 09:47:01.660 stupid 09:47:03.460 --> 09:47:05.460 I don't know who that is 09:47:09.540 --> 09:47:13.620 That dude right there man that dude from the big green wasn't age a day 09:47:14.940 --> 09:47:16.940 Something's going on 09:47:16.940 --> 09:47:18.940 Oh, is she from the office? 09:47:28.940 --> 09:47:29.940 Who? 09:47:29.940 --> 09:47:31.940 Dude, who is that? 09:47:31.940 --> 09:47:33.940 Who's Masterson? 09:47:33.940 --> 09:47:35.940 Who's, who's a lot of Masterson? 09:47:35.940 --> 09:47:37.940 What is she in? 09:47:41.940 --> 09:47:44.940 That's not her. 09:47:44.940 --> 09:47:48.940 The girl from Walking Dead? No. 09:47:48.940 --> 09:47:54.940 It's this one, but I don't know who that is. 09:47:54.940 --> 09:47:56.940 Oh, now I remembered. 09:47:56.940 --> 09:47:59.940 Okay, yeah, it was the love interest of somebody. 09:47:59.940 --> 09:48:01.940 I forget who. 09:48:01.940 --> 09:48:04.940 She ended up being the love interest of somebody on The Walking Dead. 09:48:04.940 --> 09:48:07.940 Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. 09:48:07.940 --> 09:48:09.940 I don't care as much anymore. 09:48:09.940 --> 09:48:11.940 I don't care as much. 09:48:11.940 --> 09:48:13.940 What is it, her brother and some other people? 09:48:13.940 --> 09:48:20.940 isn't that uh... what's your face hillary delton 09:48:25.500 --> 09:48:28.500 what 09:48:28.500 --> 09:48:29.620 uh... 09:48:29.620 --> 09:48:32.620 i was not going on 09:48:32.620 --> 09:48:37.060 court 09:48:37.060 --> 09:48:37.820 well 09:48:37.820 --> 09:48:38.940 also how did you get 09:48:38.940 --> 09:48:41.940 to this part. Hello? 09:48:41.940 --> 09:48:45.940 Well, screen isn't working! 09:48:45.940 --> 09:48:53.940 African man who assaulted her as a teen came to the court, even though she was trying to get him banned. 09:48:53.940 --> 09:48:57.940 Hold on. Let me go back. I'm trying to get to, uh... 09:48:57.940 --> 09:49:01.940 Oh, I clicked it through a search thing, right? 09:49:01.940 --> 09:49:05.940 Can I do it now? Bro! 09:49:05.940 --> 09:49:11.580 Oh, it's so annoying. Why isn't it gonna? 09:49:15.580 --> 09:49:19.580 Refresh from close it up go back in here 09:49:22.380 --> 09:49:24.380 Tiki-toke 09:49:25.740 --> 09:49:27.740 It's still not working 09:49:28.940 --> 09:49:30.940 Bro, what the heck 09:49:35.940 --> 09:49:45.940 Oh not now. Maybe it doesn't work on... there we go. Yeah, it doesn't work apparently when you're, I don't know, I guess in the search thing or whatever. 09:49:46.940 --> 09:49:51.940 Let me go back though. We have more to explore and to discover. 09:49:51.940 --> 09:50:14.760 You're kidding me you're kidding me 09:50:14.760 --> 09:50:22.680 There's no way they got to her dude. How can you be that stupid? 09:50:33.840 --> 09:50:37.560 Bro set up everyone what is this real it's gotta be fake 09:50:44.760 --> 09:50:51.840 There's no way there's no way I got it. I have to assume this fate. Yeah, there's like literally no way man 09:50:52.200 --> 09:50:57.020 Is it real question mark and it goes public my life just try pressing F11 09:50:57.020 --> 09:50:59.360 That's what I was doing by the way, and I'm like it wasn't working 09:51:01.200 --> 09:51:06.440 Okay, what's going on with bro over here do not trust this man which man at least this guy 09:51:07.960 --> 09:51:11.220 Some of you might know this guy is a few thousand videos on 09:51:11.220 --> 09:51:14.020 YouTube's pretty popular at this point. 09:51:14.020 --> 09:51:16.060 Okay, that was not the plot twist I was expecting. 09:51:16.060 --> 09:51:17.660 He's a chiropractor, as you can see. 09:51:17.660 --> 09:51:21.140 So, not only is this man a Scientologist, 09:51:21.140 --> 09:51:24.140 but he donates copious amounts. 09:51:24.140 --> 09:51:25.540 His profit margins are insane. 09:51:25.540 --> 09:51:26.420 They're through the roof. 09:51:26.420 --> 09:51:29.620 So he's done it probably around $7 million plus million 09:51:29.620 --> 09:51:32.540 to Scientology. 09:51:32.540 --> 09:51:35.220 And every product of his that you buy, 09:51:35.220 --> 09:51:37.660 7 million, bro, to Scientology as well. 09:51:37.660 --> 09:51:40.460 Because he's a separate savings account, just for that. 09:51:40.460 --> 09:51:43.260 He's an incredibly selfish and void of him. 09:51:43.260 --> 09:51:45.060 That's the other thing too, wouldn't celebrities? 09:51:46.860 --> 09:51:48.460 Sheeeesh! 09:51:48.460 --> 09:51:49.160 Garmin! 09:51:51.860 --> 09:51:52.960 That don't look like Kyle though. 09:51:55.660 --> 09:51:56.760 That don't look like Stan. 09:51:58.660 --> 09:51:59.660 I don't know about Wendy. 09:52:00.260 --> 09:52:00.860 Kenny. 09:52:01.860 --> 09:52:02.460 Navy. 09:52:03.160 --> 09:52:04.060 I don't know about Butters. 09:52:04.860 --> 09:52:05.960 That kind of look like a Butters. 09:52:08.460 --> 09:52:09.860 What did that have to do with Scientology? 09:52:10.460 --> 09:52:19.140 probably was that one time I won a ticket to go see Hamilton in New York which 09:52:19.140 --> 09:52:23.020 if you have been before you will know is directly opposite the Church of 09:52:23.020 --> 09:52:28.620 Scientology in Times Square. Act one of Hamilton had just ended and I noticed 09:52:28.620 --> 09:52:32.100 that there was a very long line to the bathroom and I thought of that I am 09:52:32.100 --> 09:52:36.380 busting the go so I'll find somewhere else. It's important to note that New 09:52:36.380 --> 09:52:40.420 New York City has absolutely no public restrooms anywhere. 09:52:40.420 --> 09:52:42.380 And I was fucking desperate. 09:52:42.380 --> 09:52:43.220 I didn't hear no- 09:52:43.220 --> 09:52:44.060 Oh, you're kidding? 09:52:44.060 --> 09:52:44.900 She used the Scientology one? 09:52:44.900 --> 09:52:46.260 I'm not from the US. 09:52:47.300 --> 09:52:48.140 Oh, that is amazing. 09:52:48.140 --> 09:52:50.020 I didn't know that they were a bit, you know, 09:52:50.020 --> 09:52:51.540 but I didn't know like- 09:52:51.540 --> 09:52:53.620 I never even like thought of a scenario like that. 09:52:53.620 --> 09:52:54.460 Like what you do. 09:52:54.460 --> 09:52:55.300 So I thought I'll get a go over, 09:52:55.300 --> 09:52:56.460 I'll see if they have a restroom. 09:52:56.460 --> 09:52:57.820 Turns out they didn't. 09:52:57.820 --> 09:52:59.820 Oh my goodness. 09:52:59.820 --> 09:53:01.580 There's a person sat at the front desk. 09:53:01.580 --> 09:53:02.420 Do you have to sign the contract? 09:53:02.420 --> 09:53:07.260 I'm like, hey, do you happen to have a bathroom? 09:53:07.260 --> 09:53:09.180 I'm booking Boston to go. 09:53:09.180 --> 09:53:14.180 He goes, absolutely, follow me this way, and I did. 09:53:14.580 --> 09:53:18.220 I'm not questioning any of my choices. 09:53:18.220 --> 09:53:22.500 I'm really excited that I have a bathroom to use in New York. 09:53:22.500 --> 09:53:23.700 It's thrilling. 09:53:23.700 --> 09:53:24.540 Naturally. 09:53:24.540 --> 09:53:25.860 It leads me down into the. 09:53:25.860 --> 09:53:26.700 I don't know about you guys, 09:53:26.700 --> 09:53:31.420 but when you have to pee and you're like at that point 09:53:31.420 --> 09:53:34.180 where you're just holding it in 09:53:34.180 --> 09:53:38.340 and like the pain starts hitting you at that point. 09:53:38.340 --> 09:53:41.580 Oh, like, yeah, I'd go into a Scientology place too, man. 09:53:42.780 --> 09:53:43.940 Absolutely. 09:53:43.940 --> 09:53:46.580 Which is almost entirely glass. 09:53:46.580 --> 09:53:51.340 I look down into the belly and see people. 09:53:51.340 --> 09:53:54.180 You'd rather pee your pants? 09:53:54.180 --> 09:53:56.020 Like desk after desk after desk. 09:53:56.020 --> 09:54:00.460 And they're all there at 9 p.m. on a Saturday night. 09:54:00.460 --> 09:54:10.460 As I'm walking by, they all turn and look up at us as we're walking. 09:54:10.460 --> 09:54:16.060 At this point I'm like, oh, friendly, he's leading me along, I'm looking and noticing 09:54:16.060 --> 09:54:19.980 it's kind of like single file rooms, almost like prison. 09:54:19.980 --> 09:54:23.580 We finally reached the bathroom, he's like, let me know if you need anything. 09:54:23.580 --> 09:54:24.580 Don't you love it? 09:54:24.580 --> 09:54:25.580 I'm like. 09:54:25.580 --> 09:54:27.080 I don't know if somebody compares. 09:54:27.080 --> 09:54:31.760 A place that's meant to be like a serenity piece, like some type of a ways that they're 09:54:31.760 --> 09:54:32.760 promising you. 09:54:32.760 --> 09:54:33.760 Described as a prison. 09:54:33.760 --> 09:54:34.760 Dude, that's crazy. 09:54:34.760 --> 09:54:35.760 Awesome. 09:54:35.760 --> 09:54:36.760 I go in. 09:54:36.760 --> 09:54:37.760 I do my business. 09:54:37.760 --> 09:54:38.760 A legal bathroom. 09:54:38.760 --> 09:54:46.960 And as I'm heading out, I almost knock into a man who is standing outside the door. 09:54:46.960 --> 09:54:48.960 Not the same guy that brought me there. 09:54:48.960 --> 09:54:49.960 A different one. 09:54:49.960 --> 09:54:50.960 A new guy is holding a keyboard. 09:54:50.960 --> 09:54:51.960 Oh, that's weird. 09:54:51.960 --> 09:54:56.120 And he has a very enthusiastic expression on his face. 09:54:56.120 --> 09:54:57.920 I go, oh, sorry. 09:54:57.920 --> 09:54:59.160 And I go to Keaton. 09:54:59.160 --> 09:55:00.440 I swear to God, ma'am. 09:55:00.440 --> 09:55:03.200 You go to a public restroom and you're waiting. 09:55:03.200 --> 09:55:04.640 Or sorry, no, I mean, not you waiting, 09:55:04.640 --> 09:55:06.840 but somebody's waiting for you outside of the door. 09:55:06.840 --> 09:55:08.200 You just open the door casually. 09:55:08.200 --> 09:55:10.160 You're finally feeling that relief. 09:55:10.160 --> 09:55:12.600 And then all of a sudden, some dudes there enthusiastically 09:55:12.600 --> 09:55:15.000 like, hi there. 09:55:15.000 --> 09:55:16.640 Moving to leave the building. 09:55:16.640 --> 09:55:17.320 How you doing? 09:55:17.320 --> 09:55:20.080 And he goes, oh, do you have a little time? 09:55:20.080 --> 09:55:21.280 I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. 09:55:21.280 --> 09:55:23.080 I'm active Hamilton. 09:55:23.080 --> 09:55:23.960 I know it's crazy. 09:55:23.960 --> 09:55:25.960 I want to get very cool 09:55:27.640 --> 09:55:30.680 And then he sort of moves towards me with the clipboard 09:55:32.760 --> 09:55:34.760 On the other side 09:55:35.560 --> 09:55:40.720 It's a new person. I'm like suddenly feeling I don't know the cornering her 09:55:41.840 --> 09:55:49.320 You've used our bathroom. We will get you now. They're watching me jogging. I'm running at this point 09:55:49.320 --> 09:55:51.640 I'm like and I start to scream and fucking 09:55:54.840 --> 09:55:56.840 Wait real a white hey 09:55:57.360 --> 09:56:04.400 One of the rest of the story man. It's done bro. She did that's percent Scientology got her. She's dead 09:56:05.000 --> 09:56:11.600 Scientology symbol is now given what happened recently in the video, bro. Scientologists taking down the video as we speak 09:56:13.560 --> 09:56:17.960 Everyone knows what the Scientology symbol is now given what happened recently in the media 09:56:17.960 --> 09:56:21.480 I saw a lot of people in the comment sections asking what Scientology is 09:56:21.480 --> 09:56:23.480 So I figured we should talk about it 09:56:24.240 --> 09:56:26.240 Do this comment someone hand it 09:56:26.560 --> 09:56:31.820 Same man. I honestly thought Scientology was believing in science at first. I thought the same thing 09:56:31.820 --> 09:56:33.820 I thought had something to do with like 09:56:33.840 --> 09:56:37.420 Actual science they kind of blend the two that's what they boast anyway 09:56:37.440 --> 09:56:44.280 They blend science with like like a religion of science basically no absolutely not 09:56:44.280 --> 09:56:53.400 It's Lea Remini. She has really good shows. You guys ever want to see more on Scientology 09:56:53.400 --> 09:56:59.040 and like all the stories and what not. She dives in deep. She tells you that deep. On 09:56:59.040 --> 09:57:00.040 every. 09:57:00.040 --> 09:57:04.840 It was monitored by security. It had all kinds of filters. You couldn't connect to sites 09:57:04.840 --> 09:57:08.520 that said anything bad about Scientology. So you never got really anything. You used 09:57:08.520 --> 09:57:14.680 for work they monitored it you actually had the window to the outside world when David gave you 09:57:14.680 --> 09:57:21.160 that Kindle and at the time we didn't know that his Kindle actually connected to the internet. 09:57:22.440 --> 09:57:29.320 So I come home and he's like I can get on the internet. His son made a big mistake by giving him 09:57:29.320 --> 09:57:39.120 of the Kindle. Oh no. I did it by accident. What to Google? Nine lashes. I may have put 09:57:39.120 --> 09:57:43.120 in Scientology or Elron Hubbard. Literally earnestly. Yeah, I thought how much they 09:57:43.120 --> 09:57:47.140 said about Eloratris, you know. Right. And then what? What happened? I was just curious 09:57:47.140 --> 09:57:52.920 about Elron Hubbard. What the world was saying about Scientology. Like he was excited. He 09:57:52.920 --> 09:57:58.160 was like, holy smokes. I want to see like all the. You imagine that too. I can't even 09:57:58.160 --> 09:58:01.960 imagine this dude is like oh my god I can't wait to google my hero over here 09:58:01.960 --> 09:58:08.880 and then just realize you've been a part of this horrible scam X amount of years 09:58:08.880 --> 09:58:13.120 you know I want to see so he just googled Scientology and he was hard 09:58:13.120 --> 09:58:16.560 pressed that's quite the experience 09:58:16.560 --> 09:58:25.000 he found all the bad things and he's all about reading articles yeah every few 09:58:25.000 --> 09:58:29.040 I'd come home and he was like you got to see the writing on the wall. This is going south 09:58:29.200 --> 09:58:32.920 But it's literally one Google search for you to be deep program 09:58:33.280 --> 09:58:38.240 Yeah, sorry that we were living a lie. I mean, well, I mean to be fair, right? 09:58:39.680 --> 09:58:46.760 You got find a single good thing about it because other people are saying, you know, that it just ain't it then yeah 09:58:47.800 --> 09:58:50.440 It's it's it's gonna be pretty eye-opening 09:58:50.440 --> 09:58:56.440 opening. What is the turning point for you guys? What in the world? My foot is itchy. 09:58:56.440 --> 09:59:00.440 Something's like biting it. What I signed up for. This is not my... Frickin' mosquitoes, man. 09:59:00.440 --> 09:59:05.440 ...can continue to support. Well, if you use that on the base, it was my... 09:59:05.440 --> 09:59:12.440 They're in here! It had all kinds of things. Eating meat! Connect to sites that said anything bad about Scientology. 09:59:12.440 --> 09:59:19.440 So you never got really anything. Used it for work. They monitored it. You actually had the window to the outside world when David... 09:59:19.440 --> 09:59:21.440 Hey, oh am I watching the same video? 09:59:23.160 --> 09:59:27.740 Catch yourselves doing that. I swear to God and I can't be the only one that does that 09:59:28.080 --> 09:59:32.560 When you just finish a video, but you're like you're tuning in and out type of thing and it just starts replaying 09:59:32.560 --> 09:59:37.440 You're like wait a second now wait a second now. I think I've seen this before 09:59:43.160 --> 09:59:45.160 Oh my god 09:59:45.620 --> 09:59:50.040 Way that illegal though, that's defamatory 09:59:53.340 --> 09:59:56.300 They got balloons to try to cover it 10:00:05.940 --> 10:00:10.140 That's kind of cool though do this at the Trump power next 10:00:15.160 --> 10:00:17.160 What are they gonna do next? 10:00:17.160 --> 10:00:19.160 The balloons were a good idea. 10:00:19.160 --> 10:00:21.160 The balloons were a good idea, man. 10:00:24.160 --> 10:00:27.160 They almost got this person. Why? What happened? What did they say? 10:00:27.160 --> 10:00:29.160 They really almost got me? 10:00:30.160 --> 10:00:31.160 What did they do? 10:00:31.160 --> 10:00:33.160 Free personality... 10:00:34.160 --> 10:00:35.160 What did that say? 10:00:35.160 --> 10:00:36.160 Oh, tests. 10:00:36.160 --> 10:00:38.160 Inside, walk-ins, welcome. Okay. 10:00:40.160 --> 10:00:42.160 It's a pretty personality test, okay. 10:00:42.160 --> 10:00:45.660 Okay, what, you weren't interested enough? 10:00:49.960 --> 10:00:51.160 My god, you guys gotta see, 10:00:52.840 --> 10:00:56.060 hold on, let me see if I can find what it looks like, right? 10:00:56.060 --> 10:00:58.780 You have to see what the tests look like. 10:00:58.780 --> 10:01:00.440 It is so stupid. 10:01:04.760 --> 10:01:05.820 You have to see this. 10:01:11.200 --> 10:01:12.040 Here we go. 10:01:12.040 --> 10:01:13.820 We got people on the inside. 10:01:16.260 --> 10:01:19.960 It's supposed to be like two metal rods that you hold. 10:01:19.960 --> 10:01:22.020 And this is supposed to be science, right? 10:01:22.020 --> 10:01:23.180 Two metal rods that you hold. 10:01:23.180 --> 10:01:25.140 You answer a ton of questions, 10:01:25.140 --> 10:01:27.500 and then some doofus on the other end of the table 10:01:27.500 --> 10:01:29.740 tells you whether or not you need 10:01:29.740 --> 10:01:31.860 a little bit more in your life. 10:01:31.860 --> 10:01:33.660 A little bit more in your life. 10:01:33.660 --> 10:01:36.900 For the low, low price of your soul. 10:01:37.740 --> 10:01:40.500 Billion years given to this institution. 10:01:40.500 --> 10:01:45.340 Look at how many questions, look at how many, it's like it goes over so many. 10:01:45.340 --> 10:01:50.700 I can only imagine you feel defeated by the end of answering like 500 questions about 10:01:50.700 --> 10:01:56.540 yourself and then you're like, please, when does it end, when does it end? 10:01:56.540 --> 10:02:00.380 That is so stupid. 10:02:00.380 --> 10:02:01.380 Exactly 200 questions. 10:02:01.380 --> 10:02:02.380 Crazy. 10:02:02.380 --> 10:02:03.380 What was the end of it? 10:02:03.380 --> 10:02:05.380 What was the results? 10:02:05.380 --> 10:02:06.380 Congratulations. 10:02:06.380 --> 10:02:09.380 What does that mean? 10:02:09.380 --> 10:02:16.380 Here are the results of your personality, analysts, composure, certainty, happiness, 10:02:16.380 --> 10:02:18.380 stability, blah blah blah. 10:02:18.380 --> 10:02:22.380 I'm so glad like 200 questions can completely. 10:02:22.380 --> 10:02:24.380 I love how it says Oxford capacity analysis. 10:02:24.380 --> 10:02:30.380 They put in the word Oxford there to try and give it some, you know, some oomph. 10:02:30.380 --> 10:02:32.380 Little bit of that oomph. 10:02:32.380 --> 10:02:38.500 But I can't imagine spend the time to answer 200 questions. Jesus Christ 10:02:39.980 --> 10:02:41.740 All right, let me see 10:02:41.740 --> 10:02:47.780 Let's keep diving into this world of Scientology. Hey, what? Hey, bro track it's me 10:02:50.220 --> 10:02:52.220 Okay, there my man 10:02:58.340 --> 10:03:00.340 What do you mean you don't like that? 10:03:02.380 --> 10:03:04.440 you 10:03:32.380 --> 10:03:34.440 you 10:04:02.380 --> 10:04:04.440 you 10:04:32.380 --> 10:04:34.440 you 10:05:02.380 --> 10:05:04.440 you 10:05:32.380 --> 10:06:02.340 Thank you. 10:06:02.340 --> 10:06:08.740 How do you not attend that and then you're just like you're still clocked in apparently they're still clocked in I like take my money 10:06:09.300 --> 10:06:11.300 Don't mean to sit in the chair. I sit in the chair 10:06:12.060 --> 10:06:14.060 Let me write you a check 10:06:14.860 --> 10:06:16.860 Right you a check 10:06:32.340 --> 10:06:37.100 streets, streets LA, this is the same, same guy, that's not an anthologist love to avoid 10:06:37.100 --> 10:06:40.420 they see this guy, they, they cross the street 10:06:40.420 --> 10:06:45.860 that's like a layer of skin, you might as well tattoo that on him man, come on now 10:06:45.860 --> 10:06:47.860 what the heck 10:06:47.860 --> 10:06:51.860 did you ever think 15 years ago you'd be out here doing this, did you ever think that? 10:06:51.860 --> 10:06:53.860 god damn dude 10:06:53.860 --> 10:07:00.860 come on, they always got, the shoes are always too big, every last month the shoes are always way too big 10:07:00.860 --> 10:07:02.860 Hahaha 10:07:16.340 --> 10:07:23.020 Rose got a stand over there in silence contemplate life a little bit. It's like goddamn look the reinforcements of life 10:07:23.020 --> 10:07:25.020 It's okay, bro. Little pat on the back 10:07:25.560 --> 10:07:28.220 We got this we will we will overcome 10:07:28.220 --> 10:07:38.820 come we'll overcome this Scientology don't do it 10:07:39.820 --> 10:07:46.280 uh-oh bros dead when the video loads the bros dead those last you've ever seen 10:07:46.280 --> 10:07:53.280 that guy 10:07:53.280 --> 10:07:55.920 places you'll never visit part thirty-five 10:07:55.920 --> 10:07:58.600 thirty-five 10:07:58.600 --> 10:08:01.800 headquarters 10:08:01.800 --> 10:08:05.240 the site is built around the ten million dollar mansion where Scientology founder 10:08:05.240 --> 10:08:06.320 Ron Hubbard lived 10:08:06.320 --> 10:08:09.360 up to a thousand staff members lived in conditions of brutal 10:08:09.360 --> 10:08:12.680 for badly behaved members there's a prison on site known as the hole 10:08:12.680 --> 10:08:16.040 and up to a hundred staff members try to stay every year but most are hunted 10:08:16.040 --> 10:08:20.780 down and court razor wire fences patrols motion detectors and even snipers keep 10:08:20.780 --> 10:08:24.420 the workers and members inside the compound also boats are fully working 10:08:24.420 --> 10:08:27.860 film studio called golden era that cost around 10.8 million dollars to build 10:08:27.860 --> 10:08:31.300 there's also a fully working golf course for members but it's uses off limits to 10:08:31.300 --> 10:08:35.060 staff it's told now the whole compound would be worth close to the members being 10:08:35.060 --> 10:08:42.940 the celebrities it's crazy dude my feet are so itchy by the way that's why I 10:08:42.940 --> 10:08:46.620 I keep moving around something's down there biting me. I swear to God 10:08:50.620 --> 10:08:52.820 Sorry Luna, I didn't mean it spooky 10:08:57.340 --> 10:08:59.340 Biting me 10:09:00.740 --> 10:09:04.600 I gotta pull a peppermint oil or something down here Jesus Christ 10:09:04.600 --> 10:09:05.600 Thanks. 10:09:05.600 --> 10:09:13.840 Okay, we saw that one. 10:09:13.840 --> 10:09:15.840 I was just like the full video, though. 10:09:15.840 --> 10:09:18.760 Nah, it's not right. 10:09:18.760 --> 10:09:19.760 Hello, they zoom in. 10:09:19.760 --> 10:09:22.760 I wanted to see the results. 10:09:22.760 --> 10:09:31.560 You're not supposed to film in there, so I don't even know how they did it. 10:09:31.560 --> 10:09:33.560 Bro, they walked away with a DVD! 10:09:36.760 --> 10:09:38.760 Wait, does she actually sign up? Is that why? 10:09:39.560 --> 10:09:41.560 See you all in the documentary. 10:09:44.520 --> 10:09:46.520 Literally. 10:09:46.600 --> 10:09:48.600 Goddamn. 10:09:48.760 --> 10:09:50.760 Luna is looking at you. Oh, shoot. 10:09:51.800 --> 10:09:53.800 Dude. 10:09:54.440 --> 10:09:56.440 I mean, you're kind of freaking... 10:10:01.560 --> 10:10:09.240 All right, I think we dived it. I mean, I guess I guess unless 10:10:10.360 --> 10:10:16.920 There's something else we could type in to learn more about Scientology for you guys. That's basically the gist of it though 10:10:18.240 --> 10:10:20.240 Much crazies 10:10:20.680 --> 10:10:23.740 You'd might fear so itchy. Okay 10:10:24.480 --> 10:10:29.920 That's pretty much it right. I was hoping there was gonna be a video that kind of like at length explains it a little better 10:10:31.560 --> 10:10:33.560 Tom Cruise Elizabeth? 10:10:33.560 --> 10:10:36.560 My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. 10:10:36.560 --> 10:10:38.560 I think I'm a little bad. 10:10:40.560 --> 10:10:43.560 Why will Tom Cruise not leave Scientology? 10:10:43.560 --> 10:10:46.560 Well, especially in Scientology, right? 10:10:46.560 --> 10:10:47.560 Yeah, it's great one. 10:10:47.560 --> 10:10:49.560 Okay, I'm going to go pee. 10:10:49.560 --> 10:10:52.560 I'm going to put peppermint oil on my foot. 10:10:52.560 --> 10:10:53.560 So when people say, 10:10:53.560 --> 10:10:58.560 get rid of the mosquito venom and hopefully it will prevent them from biting me again. 10:10:58.560 --> 10:11:00.560 Well, I continue the live stream. 10:11:00.560 --> 10:11:01.400 So I'll be right back. 10:11:01.400 --> 10:11:02.600 I'm just trying. 10:11:02.600 --> 10:11:04.640 It's like nothing in Hollywood. 10:11:04.640 --> 10:11:06.840 It is like nothing. 10:11:06.840 --> 10:11:10.240 There's no reason for them to leave if you buy it. 10:11:10.240 --> 10:11:12.640 Right, so it's super beneficial for them to be back today. 10:11:12.640 --> 10:11:13.640 Correct. 10:11:13.640 --> 10:11:15.920 Like, he has employees, they work for him, 10:11:15.920 --> 10:11:18.360 all these people will take care of his every need. 10:11:18.360 --> 10:11:22.800 Yes, and there's policy on how to talk to somebody. 10:11:22.800 --> 10:11:26.200 Like, you wouldn't say, like you said, 10:11:26.200 --> 10:11:30.720 You'll get me a 40 and I wanted this temperature. 10:11:30.720 --> 10:11:33.560 There's no, I can't get it with five miles and many, 10:11:33.560 --> 10:11:34.520 you know, with 30 miles. 10:11:34.520 --> 10:11:36.320 It would be none of that kind of care. 10:11:36.320 --> 10:11:39.120 Like, not any kind of policy about, 10:11:39.120 --> 10:11:41.120 you don't talk back like ever. 10:11:41.120 --> 10:11:44.280 You don't step out of line, you don't give an opinion, 10:11:44.280 --> 10:11:46.560 you don't make a face, you don't make a gesture, 10:11:46.560 --> 10:11:48.120 you don't sigh. 10:11:48.120 --> 10:11:52.000 If you step out of line in any way, 10:11:52.000 --> 10:11:53.840 you are dealt with by the church. 10:11:53.840 --> 10:11:57.520 So far, essentially, it has servants. 10:11:57.520 --> 10:11:58.960 How many people? 10:11:58.960 --> 10:11:59.960 A lot. 10:11:59.960 --> 10:12:00.460 A lot. 10:12:00.460 --> 10:12:00.960 A lot. 10:12:00.960 --> 10:12:03.120 And by the way, I don't regard somebody with staff. 10:12:03.120 --> 10:12:05.680 Like, if you can have it, I go, do it all day, all night. 10:12:05.680 --> 10:12:07.600 Do it all day, all night. 10:12:07.600 --> 10:12:10.560 But when you believe, as a scientist, 10:12:10.560 --> 10:12:14.440 you are working with somebody whose single candidate 10:12:14.440 --> 10:12:20.080 is saving the planet, and you deserve that kind of punishment, 10:12:20.080 --> 10:12:21.280 that's something different. 10:12:21.280 --> 10:12:34.280 When it's going to look like that, it's going to abuse that is not justified, but it is justified because you believe that you are single-planetly saving the planet. 10:12:34.280 --> 10:12:37.280 Yeah, I get it. 10:12:37.280 --> 10:12:41.280 Oh my god, that makes so much sense now. 10:12:41.280 --> 10:12:47.280 Tom Cruise gets like this free slavery, essentially. 10:12:47.280 --> 10:12:48.280 Like nothing. 10:12:48.280 --> 10:12:50.280 Why would he want to leave? 10:12:50.280 --> 10:12:54.280 That makes sense, man. Damn. 10:12:54.280 --> 10:12:58.280 I can imagine, dude. 10:12:58.280 --> 10:13:02.280 Tom Cruise, you think Tom Cruise is making a joke so you laugh at him? 10:13:02.280 --> 10:13:06.280 Just stares you down? 10:13:06.280 --> 10:13:10.280 He tells you to get undressed or something? 10:13:10.280 --> 10:13:14.280 He spanks you over and over? 10:13:14.280 --> 10:13:18.280 That's crazy, dude. Alright. 10:13:18.280 --> 10:13:19.280 I'm a witch, thank you! 10:13:48.280 --> 10:13:55.280 When you do this, it re-stills a fear that the outside world is evil and that the only goodness in this world is within their cult. 10:13:55.280 --> 10:13:57.280 Because that's why they're not making it. 10:13:57.280 --> 10:13:59.280 Yeah, they're freaky, too, man. 10:13:59.280 --> 10:14:02.280 But if you're not making it, it's not water. 10:14:02.280 --> 10:14:05.280 It'll plant this seed in the back of their brain. 10:14:05.280 --> 10:14:06.280 Same game, though. Same game. 10:14:06.280 --> 10:14:08.280 Maybe the outside world isn't as bad as I'm. 10:14:08.280 --> 10:14:13.280 Not a mustard lady being a Scientologist. 10:14:13.280 --> 10:14:15.280 You guys are curious on who we can... 10:14:15.280 --> 10:14:16.280 I'm not surprised. 10:14:16.280 --> 10:14:20.280 You guys have been wondering if Scientology's caught the secret camera in my glasses after filming them with. 10:14:20.280 --> 10:14:24.280 They haven't come on to it yet, but they have gotten very close. 10:14:24.280 --> 10:14:26.280 What kind of glasses do they have? 10:14:26.280 --> 10:14:28.280 Never seen it change their glasses. 10:14:28.280 --> 10:14:30.280 These? It's a style thing. No. 10:14:30.280 --> 10:14:32.280 Oh, I thought that's what the siren was. Could be their shot. 10:14:32.280 --> 10:14:34.280 That'd be cool. 10:14:34.280 --> 10:14:36.280 That'd be cool. Wait, there's a glitch. 10:14:36.280 --> 10:14:42.280 Oh my god, wait, that's genius though. They can't even...they're not allowed to have access to the internet, right? 10:14:42.280 --> 10:14:48.440 So they would never know that you're filming them other than like the top people you know like the celebrities 10:14:48.700 --> 10:14:54.900 Tom Cruise or the main dude the CEO of this thing who clearly does whatever he wants 10:14:54.980 --> 10:14:58.940 These people clearly do whatever they want the staff. However, are the ones that are like 10:14:59.540 --> 10:15:01.860 You get beaten down can't do this can't do that 10:15:02.340 --> 10:15:06.900 Camera that small so shit like someone like her would never be cool. She don't even know what the internet is 10:15:07.400 --> 10:15:09.400 She's boring than this most likely 10:15:12.280 --> 10:15:18.280 my glasses I kind of want to see now what else has he captured 10:15:18.280 --> 10:15:25.480 some people accuse me of brainwashing colt yeah my brain does mean washing but it's not just like 10:15:25.480 --> 10:15:30.520 simply like really yeah once in the entire brainwashing process that this guy's talking about 10:15:30.520 --> 10:15:35.560 what the colt doesn't know is that a spy cam on my glasses so in this video i'm going to show 10:15:35.560 --> 10:15:41.640 you step by step how you go from a normal citizen of society to a brainwashed colt member 10:15:41.640 --> 10:15:43.400 All supported by footage. 10:15:43.400 --> 10:15:44.400 You like capture? 10:15:44.400 --> 10:15:47.360 But first, let's look at the actual definition of brainwashing. 10:15:47.360 --> 10:15:49.800 Google claims to make similar adapts radically different beliefs 10:15:49.800 --> 10:15:51.920 by using systematic and often forceful pressure. 10:15:51.920 --> 10:15:53.720 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 10:15:53.720 --> 10:15:55.120 Show me the footage! 10:15:56.960 --> 10:15:58.280 Hello, this guy. 10:15:58.280 --> 10:15:59.400 What did he say? 10:15:59.400 --> 10:16:00.400 He was like... 10:16:00.400 --> 10:16:02.680 Whatever needs to go, it's all subject to change. 10:16:02.680 --> 10:16:05.840 Replace any thought, any way of thinking in there. 10:16:05.840 --> 10:16:07.640 It's all gonna go, let it go. 10:16:07.640 --> 10:16:08.320 That is what I'm saying. 10:16:08.320 --> 10:16:14.320 I mean, technically a society is a cult by that standard, no? 10:16:14.320 --> 10:16:16.320 I think, to some degree. 10:16:16.320 --> 10:16:18.320 I mean, the government. 10:16:18.320 --> 10:16:20.320 Right? 10:16:20.320 --> 10:16:21.320 Sometimes it works. 10:16:21.320 --> 10:16:24.320 Sometimes it gets a little kooky. 10:16:24.320 --> 10:16:27.320 Like these people. 10:16:27.320 --> 10:16:29.320 They get a little kooky with it. 10:16:38.320 --> 10:16:41.000 Everyone in the entire world that actually got it correct 10:16:41.000 --> 10:16:44.160 Which is actually the correct statistic if you take all their members divided by the population of the world 10:16:44.480 --> 10:16:49.800 But all actual logic aside getting rid of your religions the fastest way to turn your brain into a blank slate 10:16:49.800 --> 10:16:51.800 So it's easier for you to be brainwashed 10:16:56.560 --> 10:16:58.560 My life 10:17:01.560 --> 10:17:06.400 Next they told me that Satan's coming thanks. This is where the scare tactic I mentioned before comes into play 10:17:06.400 --> 10:17:11.040 They told me that Satan is going to kill every single person on earth that doesn't do exactly what they say 10:17:15.040 --> 10:17:17.040 Oh, really? 10:17:17.760 --> 10:17:19.200 Oh, really? 10:17:19.200 --> 10:17:21.120 Anytime I say oh really I just think of that one dude 10:17:22.160 --> 10:17:24.160 from that like 10:17:24.480 --> 10:17:27.760 Game cleaning company you guys know what I'm talking about 10:17:28.880 --> 10:17:30.880 Oh, really? 10:17:31.920 --> 10:17:33.920 I gotta show you now 10:17:33.920 --> 10:17:38.920 If I don't show you the context, you'll be like, what is this guy took the best? 10:17:38.920 --> 10:17:39.920 Really? 10:17:39.920 --> 10:17:41.920 One second, one second. 10:17:41.920 --> 10:17:43.920 Let me see here. 10:17:43.920 --> 10:17:46.920 Well, I take my vitamins. 10:17:52.920 --> 10:17:54.920 Is this like gunk cleaner or something? 10:17:54.920 --> 10:18:01.920 something 10:18:02.440 --> 10:18:03.620 it was from uh... 10:18:03.620 --> 10:18:05.580 from age three 10:18:05.580 --> 10:18:08.040 it's got a year 10:18:08.040 --> 10:18:13.040 don't clean 10:18:18.960 --> 10:18:20.760 gamer gear 10:18:20.760 --> 10:18:22.760 I'm a fast forward to the oh really 10:18:22.920 --> 10:18:24.920 Gaming gear glasses 10:18:25.560 --> 10:18:31.000 The only stuff you should use to clean your gear. This air is a bad air. You cannot find here 10:18:31.560 --> 10:18:37.400 This anywhere and did you guys know that gamer air costs twice right here move on to the screen for this step 10:18:37.560 --> 10:18:39.400 We've especially formulated dust 10:18:39.400 --> 10:18:45.640 Please and dust off Shannon. Please. Let me tell you folks. It is not a paper towel. Let's just say really not that 10:18:46.120 --> 10:18:48.920 Boy, you could tell the people are pretty insecure about their friends 10:18:48.920 --> 10:19:00.920 He's right here, man. 10:19:00.920 --> 10:19:16.080 Nah, it must have been a real- God damn it. 10:19:16.080 --> 10:19:17.280 Hold on, hold on. 10:19:17.280 --> 10:19:19.080 He says it at some point, dude. 10:19:20.480 --> 10:19:21.320 Oh! 10:19:25.920 --> 10:19:28.920 This stuff, right here, right here, this stuff, 10:19:28.920 --> 10:19:31.160 this is the good stuff, the right stuff, 10:19:31.160 --> 10:19:33.400 the dust off stuff, the only stuff 10:19:33.400 --> 10:19:35.080 you should use to clean your gear. 10:19:35.080 --> 10:19:36.720 This air, really? 10:19:36.720 --> 10:19:40.040 This stuff, here's how, this stuff, here's how. 10:19:40.040 --> 10:19:42.040 You gotta do it clean. 10:19:42.040 --> 10:19:44.480 And here's how, this stuff, right here, 10:19:44.480 --> 10:19:48.160 Oh, as you go leaping God, yeah, dude, I feel like you're gonna have to like watch this 10:19:48.880 --> 10:19:52.000 The little one video to see this oh planet rangers 10:19:52.700 --> 10:19:54.900 nails the gamer this guy 10:19:55.520 --> 10:19:57.520 After that was conceived around 10:19:59.320 --> 10:20:03.800 I can never get out of my head now now that I've seen it now. I've seen this guy say oh really 10:20:06.040 --> 10:20:08.040 You sit here 10:20:08.720 --> 10:20:12.720 When you're done, really take a swap for the tiny we'll watch another day 10:20:12.720 --> 10:20:19.240 It's okay, but basically if you're curious you can see that video and you'll see it's like ten-year-old video 10:20:19.280 --> 10:20:21.680 That's like h3h3 back in the day 10:20:22.680 --> 10:20:24.680 I'm still getting eaten 10:20:27.720 --> 10:20:33.780 Frickin mosquito in here dude. How's that even possible also? Why is it hanging out just like under my desk? 10:20:39.560 --> 10:20:41.560 Dude every time 10:20:42.720 --> 10:20:44.720 I gotta deal with this 10:20:45.480 --> 10:20:48.800 Yeah, now all you are gonna be itchy too psychology 10:20:53.640 --> 10:20:56.440 Spy cam this guy ever tell us what was actually going on 10:20:59.800 --> 10:21:01.800 Unlearn a lot of things 10:21:12.720 --> 10:21:27.200 I thought this dude was gonna show us videos. I am not seeing any video proof 10:21:42.720 --> 10:22:02.340 I'm not surprised bros buying kids. I'm just saying all right 10:22:02.340 --> 10:22:11.340 Let's see. Let's see what's next. What do we have next? 10:22:11.340 --> 10:22:18.340 Seth Rogen says, Tom Cruise tried to sell them on Scientology. What was the selling point? 10:22:18.340 --> 10:22:25.340 If you let me just give me like 20 minutes, like really just... 10:22:25.340 --> 10:22:27.340 I've always been curious what those conversations are like. 10:22:27.340 --> 10:22:30.340 Like how someone's gonna try and actually convince you. You know what I mean? 10:22:30.340 --> 10:22:37.340 you know what i mean 10:22:48.060 --> 10:22:49.300 i just need 10:22:49.300 --> 10:22:53.100 thirty seconds of your time 10:22:53.100 --> 10:22:55.060 thirty seconds 10:22:55.060 --> 10:23:00.060 if i can't convince you 10:23:00.060 --> 10:23:01.380 May I die right now? 10:23:01.380 --> 10:23:03.900 If you let me just give me like a 20 minute, 10:23:03.900 --> 10:23:06.620 so like really just tell you what it was about, 10:23:06.620 --> 10:23:09.320 you would say no way. 10:23:09.320 --> 10:23:14.320 I just realized this comment dude, can you guys see it? 10:23:14.980 --> 10:23:15.900 Oh, you can't really see it. 10:23:15.900 --> 10:23:17.900 It basically says, I'll never forget Christian Bale 10:23:17.900 --> 10:23:20.180 saying watching interviews of Tom Cruise 10:23:20.180 --> 10:23:24.380 partly inspired his role as Patrick Bateman 10:23:24.380 --> 10:23:25.780 in American Psycho. 10:23:25.780 --> 10:23:27.700 I mean, I get the wording was I was like, 10:23:27.700 --> 10:23:29.500 is that a good thing to be saying? 10:23:29.500 --> 10:23:51.880 We all know what it's about you get the perks as a celebrity to just abuse people basically 10:23:51.880 --> 10:23:57.680 it's crazy that's all it is that's his 20 minutes of truth right there 20 minutes of 10:23:57.680 --> 10:24:04.580 him just circle jerking on his own story saying how that you can whip them you 10:24:04.580 --> 10:24:09.900 can whip them I swear 10:24:21.020 --> 10:24:27.180 story time we're all live guys hey I want to see the story she ever do it or 10:24:27.180 --> 10:24:28.900 What she ever tells the story or what? 10:24:34.140 --> 10:24:36.140 Where's the video though? 10:24:42.360 --> 10:24:46.220 Scientology replaced her she's a double. This isn't the real person 10:24:46.220 --> 10:24:55.220 A couple of questions on our tour. 10:24:55.220 --> 10:25:00.700 Hey, what happened to the comment thing, though? 10:25:00.700 --> 10:25:03.660 It was there and then it wasn't. 10:25:03.660 --> 10:25:08.060 How do I get that back? 10:25:08.060 --> 10:25:13.260 It's annoying that desktop TikTok won't have the, I love when people would have like a 10:25:13.260 --> 10:25:17.420 part two and they'll they'll have the video there like commented I don't know 10:25:17.420 --> 10:25:21.420 why I took out desktop doesn't do that man 10:25:22.460 --> 10:25:28.700 so is this and then we went here where's the video 10:25:30.220 --> 10:25:36.700 bro this is 2021 holy smokes she hasn't made a part two by then 10:25:38.060 --> 10:25:42.060 she's no thank him 10:25:43.260 --> 10:25:46.640 It leads to the mysterious and creepy town of East Grinstead. 10:25:46.640 --> 10:25:50.560 On the surface, East Grinstead is just another bland town in Sussex, but it does have some 10:25:50.560 --> 10:25:52.720 incredibly creepy residents. 10:25:52.720 --> 10:25:56.280 On the outskirts is St. Hill Manor, which is a major headquarters for Scientology and 10:25:56.280 --> 10:25:59.120 used to be the global headquarters in Elrond Hubbard's home. 10:25:59.120 --> 10:26:03.080 Rumour has it that Tom Cruise actually used a wing of St. Hill Manor to isolate during 10:26:03.080 --> 10:26:04.600 the first three months of lockdown. 10:26:04.600 --> 10:26:05.600 But it gets weirder still. 10:26:05.600 --> 10:26:09.200 A major temple for the Mormons and the little village for the Malta Libby is also in East 10:26:09.200 --> 10:26:10.200 Grinstead. 10:26:10.200 --> 10:26:19.560 I can't even imagine how much money Tom Cruise must have contributed if any at all just because he's such like the face of a person who 10:26:20.240 --> 10:26:23.920 It's more valuable to them to just have him do whatever they want 10:26:24.720 --> 10:26:28.480 Basically just give him like feel free reigns of like all Scientology 10:26:29.520 --> 10:26:32.000 Just to just to have that face on board 10:26:40.200 --> 10:26:45.840 brown novels the rose accrucian order have their global HQ just outside east grinstead and apparently guard a body of sequence 10:26:45.840 --> 10:26:50.720 integral to the universe i'm not sure how true this is but i'm pretty sure their leader is in the same whatsapp group as the 10:26:50.720 --> 10:26:56.080 mason's and the illuminati there is also supposed to be ancient hinges in the woodland surrounding east grinstead where pagans and druids 10:26:56.080 --> 10:27:02.680 perform rituals pick off if you think i'm going to try and get footage of any of that and the johobas witnesses also have a large presence here but let's be honest how 10:27:02.680 --> 10:27:07.680 boring are they compared to i want footage of it though it guides to the mysterious and creepy town of east grinstead 10:27:07.680 --> 10:27:09.680 What is that? It's East Greenston. It's just me. 10:27:09.680 --> 10:27:11.680 Any of you from East Greenston? 10:27:13.680 --> 10:27:15.680 Oh, is that Shelly? 10:27:17.680 --> 10:27:19.680 Today, Shelly's sixth and second birthday. 10:27:19.680 --> 10:27:21.680 Oh, she's totally dead, dude. 10:27:21.680 --> 10:27:23.680 There's no way. There's no way you can't, like, 10:27:23.680 --> 10:27:25.680 not be seen in public. She's totally dead, dude. 10:27:37.680 --> 10:27:56.680 I said, we're sent here by the Church of Scientology to tell me that they knew that I was friends with you, they knew who I am, they wanted me to know that they know where I live, they know everything about us, and that they're going to do everything they can to destroy me, harm and destroy me, it's the words. 10:27:56.680 --> 10:27:58.680 What? 10:27:58.680 --> 10:28:02.040 Yeah, they continued on saying that we're going to call every 10:28:02.360 --> 10:28:15.480 Scientologist in Fairwater and they're going to do everything that they can to destroy it. I didn't even know what to do. I just I was stunned. I was shocked. Yeah, I was just like, my God. And I shut the just shut the door on them. 10:28:16.200 --> 10:28:22.280 I live in a community and somehow these people got to these people being people from the outside. 10:28:22.360 --> 10:28:24.680 Damn. Yeah. And I'm a woman. 10:28:24.680 --> 10:28:44.200 Wait, really? I didn't know they'd do that. Really? 10:28:44.200 --> 10:28:54.160 Oh, and they got to sign an NDA and all that stuff. 10:28:54.160 --> 10:28:55.160 And they pay really well. 10:28:55.160 --> 10:28:59.880 And I get the job and I drive two and a half hours to the middle of nowhere, with no reception 10:28:59.880 --> 10:29:00.880 to a place that looks like this. 10:29:00.880 --> 10:29:03.080 A straight castle, like in the middle of... 10:29:03.080 --> 10:29:04.080 What happened though? 10:29:04.080 --> 10:29:07.680 So they put all the actors in this room and they're all super ridiculous. 10:29:07.680 --> 10:29:08.680 They say, spank me. 10:29:08.680 --> 10:29:11.560 We get our hair and makeup done in one of these rooms, then we get taken to this part 10:29:11.560 --> 10:29:14.880 of the building with like super high-tech vibes, and these are all Scientology videos 10:29:14.880 --> 10:29:15.880 playing simultaneously. 10:29:15.880 --> 10:29:18.880 We walk through here, and here, and we get to our filming location, which is the room 10:29:18.880 --> 10:29:19.880 that looks like that. 10:29:19.880 --> 10:29:21.880 But we're made to stand in front of the wall with a partner, and we're supposed to touch 10:29:21.880 --> 10:29:25.880 It's possible to touch the wall when our partner tells us to, and turn around when our partner tells us to, but only if they tell us to. 10:29:25.880 --> 10:29:31.880 And then we have to do something called auditing, which is when we have to tell the same story over and over and over again using these machines. 10:29:31.880 --> 10:29:37.880 That's the machine right there, with the metal rods that I was telling you guys about. 10:29:37.880 --> 10:29:45.880 This thing right here dude, you put your hands on these two metal rods, you grasp it, you cusp it. 10:29:45.880 --> 10:29:51.600 They ask you the questions over and over again 200 questions times a thousand basically and 10:29:52.680 --> 10:29:57.400 This goofy looking contraption tells them whether or not 10:29:58.120 --> 10:30:02.880 What what areas you need to focus on better yourself? I guess something like that something will be like that 10:30:03.480 --> 10:30:05.480 phone nonsense 10:30:05.720 --> 10:30:07.720 Yeah 10:30:15.880 --> 10:30:19.500 Working for psychology and he aspired so I really hope I don't get in trouble for this 10:30:19.500 --> 10:30:21.320 But if I disappear y'all know where I go, so sorry 10:30:21.320 --> 10:30:25.240 God damn man background doctors all the time and they pay really well, and I had just moved here 10:30:25.240 --> 10:30:28.240 So I was like, let's go I got the job and I drive two and a half hours to the middle 10:30:28.240 --> 10:30:31.120 I mean hey with no reception to a place that looks like she did what she needed to do 10:30:33.040 --> 10:30:35.040 Remember as sure as you she isn't in a cult 10:30:45.880 --> 10:30:48.040 and certainly no leader. 10:30:48.040 --> 10:30:51.480 All qualifiers are equally qualified. 10:30:51.480 --> 10:30:53.640 Of course we do have the first person to be called 10:30:53.640 --> 10:30:57.720 and she and she is a guide for us 10:30:57.720 --> 10:31:01.440 and interpreter of the ways that this home is for us, 10:31:01.440 --> 10:31:03.520 but she is not our leader. 10:31:03.520 --> 10:31:05.040 I will speak to him now. 10:31:07.040 --> 10:31:07.880 Of course. 10:31:10.840 --> 10:31:14.780 I am she, wow, yes, I mean, 10:31:15.880 --> 10:31:17.880 Thank you. 10:31:17.880 --> 10:31:19.880 Thank you. 10:31:19.880 --> 10:31:21.880 What? 10:31:25.880 --> 10:31:27.880 The who? 10:31:27.880 --> 10:31:29.880 The who? 10:31:29.880 --> 10:31:31.880 Not me considering joining. 10:31:31.880 --> 10:31:33.880 What do I sign up? 10:31:33.880 --> 10:31:35.880 Uh-uh. 10:31:35.880 --> 10:31:37.880 When a joke turns into real 10:31:37.880 --> 10:31:39.880 quote, what happens? 10:31:39.880 --> 10:31:41.880 You thought next year, I had a lot of celebrities in their cults. 10:31:41.880 --> 10:31:43.880 Let's talk about Scientology. 10:31:43.880 --> 10:31:49.460 Scientology one most people know about is Tom Cruise. He has actually been involved with Scientology since the 80s 10:31:49.460 --> 10:31:54.840 Thanks to his first wife mean Rogers. He is still very much involved. Oh, I didn't know that 10:31:56.340 --> 10:32:03.980 And she doesn't really talk about it too much. Oh my god that explains it that explains why she is in Scientology 10:32:03.980 --> 10:32:08.320 She was raised in Scientology. Dude. That's crazy. She was never given a choice 10:32:08.320 --> 10:32:11.760 voice. Holy smokes. 10:32:11.760 --> 10:32:16.400 But there was someone who did kind of have her on Instagram and compared it to the shows 10:32:16.400 --> 10:32:20.840 she's on, Handmaid's Tale, which she did defend Scientology and said it wasn't like 10:32:20.840 --> 10:32:26.480 that at all. Jenna Elfman held her in a Scientologist for almost two years. She has said that Scientology 10:32:26.480 --> 10:32:30.720 has helped keep a positive balance between her marriage and her family life while working 10:32:30.720 --> 10:32:35.280 in the business, saying, I use it every single day and it keeps me energized and vivacious 10:32:35.280 --> 10:32:38.720 and happy and I'm not kidding what I'm saying there are so many celebrities who 10:32:38.720 --> 10:32:41.720 are a part or have been a part of Scientology if you want more let me know 10:32:41.720 --> 10:32:46.920 you thought next see him have a lot of celebrities in there cult celebrities 10:32:46.920 --> 10:32:51.920 Hey, when you hit the gritty on-sign, I'll do that. 10:32:51.920 --> 10:32:57.920 Everybody knows this iconic picture of Nicole Kidman after divorcing Tom Cruise, but do you know why she looks so happy? 10:32:57.920 --> 10:33:08.920 A lot of people don't know that when Tom unexpectedly fell for divorce, Nicole had just suffered a miscarriage and it wasn't her first. 10:33:08.920 --> 10:33:15.940 First she struggled to get pregnant before they adopted their two kids, which must have been so painful for her since she always wanted to be a mom 10:33:18.560 --> 10:33:20.560 I don't know that 10:33:21.560 --> 10:33:27.400 Scientology had tried to separate Nicole from her kids even going so far as installing a wiretap on her phone 10:33:27.820 --> 10:33:29.820 So yes, Queen live your best life 10:33:38.920 --> 10:33:42.620 It's not the most popular thing to be anymore. 10:33:42.620 --> 10:33:46.000 Goes off on saying, what is Joey Diaz? 10:33:46.000 --> 10:33:47.680 How to say about Scientology. 10:33:47.680 --> 10:33:50.960 When you're Cuban, you have a little San Jose readmanship. 10:33:50.960 --> 10:33:52.960 You have like an aunt that cuts chickens and shit 10:33:52.960 --> 10:33:55.920 on the weekends and puts spells on. 10:33:55.920 --> 10:33:57.240 You don't tell nobody about it. 10:33:57.240 --> 10:33:59.200 So I never told nobody about it. 10:33:59.200 --> 10:34:01.760 Then I watched that fucking documentary on Scientology, 10:34:01.760 --> 10:34:03.000 right? 10:34:03.000 --> 10:34:07.000 And I'm like, here's a bunch of rich, white, intelligent people 10:34:07.000 --> 10:34:12.440 waiting for a fucking Martian, you know? At least Santeria is from Africa. I mean, seriously, 10:34:12.440 --> 10:34:17.560 when I saw the fucking Scientology thing, I'm like, what the fuck? They're nice, intelligent white people 10:34:18.120 --> 10:34:22.440 waiting for a fucking Martian wearing a navy suit, salute each other and check. 10:34:23.320 --> 10:34:28.840 The fuck is wrong with you? You got everything going for you, dumb motherfuckers? I need people 10:34:28.840 --> 10:34:33.240 around us. They're all around us. I am a Scientologist. Get the fuck away from me. 10:34:33.240 --> 10:34:40.240 Oh man, it's a human cursing machine. 10:34:40.240 --> 10:34:45.240 Of course! 10:34:45.240 --> 10:34:50.240 Naturally. 10:34:50.240 --> 10:34:51.240 Oh! 10:34:51.240 --> 10:34:53.240 I didn't know that. 10:34:53.240 --> 10:34:55.240 I didn't know he dabbled. 10:34:55.240 --> 10:35:20.240 Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know he dabbered like that. Wait what? Who? Jesus Christ. 10:35:20.240 --> 10:35:21.600 It's christ. 10:35:36.080 --> 10:35:38.380 Dude, they milk these celebrities. It's crazy. 10:35:42.300 --> 10:35:43.360 That's surprising. 10:35:45.040 --> 10:35:45.840 That's crazy. 10:35:50.240 --> 10:35:52.240 People actually follow 10:36:05.360 --> 10:36:10.000 This woman's name is Claire Hadley and she used to be an executive in the Church of Scientology 10:36:10.320 --> 10:36:14.960 She was born into the church and signed an executive contract and she was only seven years old 10:36:14.960 --> 10:36:16.160 The billion-year contract 10:36:16.160 --> 10:36:18.160 She was threatened with freeloader debt 10:36:18.160 --> 10:36:20.160 It pops up again 10:36:20.240 --> 10:36:26.080 I'm surprised you could leave it. It's super difficult from from what they've said 10:36:27.280 --> 10:36:35.600 On how you leave Scientology. They got people on people on people 10:36:36.640 --> 10:36:42.880 That'll make sure that it makes it the most unpleasant experience for you when you leave 10:36:50.240 --> 10:36:52.360 She threatened to cause a scene, so they let her go. 10:36:52.360 --> 10:36:53.200 What happened to your lead? 10:36:53.200 --> 10:36:54.740 The church just runs a website against them, 10:36:54.740 --> 10:36:56.440 trying to discredit them by saying, 10:36:56.440 --> 10:36:57.760 look at all these pictures. 10:36:57.760 --> 10:36:58.600 They had a great time. 10:36:58.600 --> 10:36:59.920 Look at your contract, dude. 10:36:59.920 --> 10:37:01.400 This woman's name is Claire Headley, 10:37:01.400 --> 10:37:03.040 and she used to be an exception. 10:37:03.040 --> 10:37:04.720 Jesus. 10:37:04.720 --> 10:37:06.840 Tom Cruise is a big breakfast, doesn't he? 10:37:06.840 --> 10:37:07.680 I don't know. 10:37:07.680 --> 10:37:08.520 Tom Cruise, you don't know? 10:37:08.520 --> 10:37:10.520 We attended the church as well. 10:37:10.520 --> 10:37:11.520 I don't know. 10:37:11.520 --> 10:37:12.520 I don't know. 10:37:12.520 --> 10:37:13.520 I don't know. 10:37:13.520 --> 10:37:14.520 I don't know. 10:37:14.520 --> 10:37:15.520 I don't know. 10:37:15.520 --> 10:37:16.520 I don't know. 10:37:16.520 --> 10:37:17.520 I don't know. 10:37:17.520 --> 10:37:18.520 I don't know. 10:37:18.520 --> 10:37:19.520 I don't know. 10:37:19.520 --> 10:37:21.520 That's the one with genies, baby. 10:37:21.520 --> 10:37:23.520 It's on Christmas. 10:37:23.520 --> 10:37:27.520 This is the very first thing that happened when I walked into the Church of Scientology. 10:37:27.520 --> 10:37:29.520 Were you attempting to investigate Scientology? 10:37:29.520 --> 10:37:31.520 Do you have any sort of investigatory like, for your mind? 10:37:31.520 --> 10:37:37.520 Do you have anywhere in your family who's connected to like, nobody in CIA, FBI, MI6, RSA? 10:37:37.520 --> 10:37:41.520 Do you have anybody in your life who doesn't like Scientology or doesn't like the fact that you're here? 10:37:41.520 --> 10:37:43.520 Maybe my parents. 10:37:43.520 --> 10:37:45.520 You know that you kind of do a Church of Scientology? 10:37:45.520 --> 10:37:47.520 Yeah. 10:37:47.520 --> 10:37:48.520 create trouble for you. 10:37:48.520 --> 10:37:50.520 We have 10 things to investigate Scientology. 10:37:50.520 --> 10:37:52.520 Do I look like someone that had to investigate Scientology? 10:37:52.520 --> 10:37:53.520 I don't think so personally. 10:37:53.520 --> 10:37:54.520 Yes, I pass. 10:37:54.520 --> 10:37:58.520 This is the very first thing that happened when I walked through the Church of Scientology. 10:37:58.520 --> 10:38:01.520 Just pull the universe card on them. 10:38:01.520 --> 10:38:04.520 Say, are you investigating Scientology? 10:38:04.520 --> 10:38:07.520 The baby CIA, FBI, FBI 6. 10:38:07.520 --> 10:38:13.520 When I tell you that I just went down to the darkest Danny Masterson Scientology, 10:38:13.520 --> 10:38:21.140 people that are interconnected rabbit hole so you don't have to it is mine it's 10:38:21.140 --> 10:38:26.240 mind-blowing let me like follow share but did you know this did you know who's 10:38:26.240 --> 10:38:30.880 married to who and who is interconnected and who it is not surprised 10:38:30.880 --> 10:38:36.000 does anyone else want to get like taken into a cult just to see it like you'd be 10:38:36.000 --> 10:38:40.760 smart enough to not get convinced to be a part of the cult like do you reckon I 10:38:40.760 --> 10:38:44.760 I can convince a bunch of Scientologists that I'm a Scientologist, but I'm not. 10:38:44.760 --> 10:38:46.760 Does anyone else want to get like... 10:38:46.760 --> 10:38:52.760 Mmm, nah, you'd have to have like their secret handshake or, you know, do something that they know. 10:38:52.760 --> 10:38:58.760 The one thing, especially about Scientology, like, the moment you're disobedient, it's like they know. 10:38:58.760 --> 10:39:00.760 They know. 10:39:04.760 --> 10:39:06.760 Not security! 10:39:10.760 --> 10:39:14.860 Mobile what the heck is that thing dude? 10:39:17.520 --> 10:39:21.040 That's the vehicle they're claiming that they're gonna go into the future with 10:39:25.680 --> 10:39:27.680 That Chris Pratt 10:39:40.760 --> 10:39:42.760 I 10:40:02.600 --> 10:40:07.400 Like I said the security guards always baffle me they're literally just people that look like meat shields 10:40:08.360 --> 10:40:15.160 Where it's like they get hired based on the thing of like all right something happens. You just got to fling yourself as people 10:40:18.120 --> 10:40:20.120 But they have like no experience 10:40:20.200 --> 10:40:24.240 They're like not built to be security or anything. They're just like 10:40:25.240 --> 10:40:28.320 Someone that walked into Scientology and they're like I got a job for you, buddy 10:40:28.320 --> 10:40:41.240 I keep seeing people making fun of the way that people talk in Marvel movies, and specifically 10:40:41.240 --> 10:40:45.320 like the comedy, like the little quips that they do and shit, like this. 10:40:45.320 --> 10:40:47.280 He's right behind me, isn't he? 10:40:47.280 --> 10:40:48.280 You're an idiot. 10:40:48.280 --> 10:40:49.760 Did I say that out loud? 10:40:49.760 --> 10:40:51.640 Okay, so that kind of shit, right? 10:40:51.640 --> 10:40:55.640 So I decided to re-film a Marvel scene using Gen Z humor. 10:40:55.640 --> 10:40:56.640 Here it is. 10:40:56.640 --> 10:41:03.520 Captain America we've got you surrounded come out with your hands up. I wish I 10:41:03.520 --> 10:41:07.480 were dead also come 10:41:14.400 --> 10:41:23.760 so stupid man but I respect it second generation the people that were born 10:41:23.760 --> 10:41:36.880 into it basically gives a lot of money they want to see the money 10:41:53.760 --> 10:42:02.560 Oh, he was born into it also. Okay, that makes sense 10:42:23.760 --> 10:42:31.000 Naturally, usually when one family member is in kind of get the rest in on your dime basically oh 10:42:33.920 --> 10:42:35.920 My god, we've seen this video already 10:42:37.320 --> 10:42:39.320 Right 10:42:39.320 --> 10:42:42.900 I think I was tuning out because I was just so fascinated with the actual celebrities 10:42:43.160 --> 10:42:46.600 But I don't understand that those are all the second gen celebrities. Okay, it makes sense 10:42:50.720 --> 10:42:52.720 Damn that's pretty cool 10:42:53.760 --> 10:43:00.760 I don't know who that is though. 10:43:00.760 --> 10:43:08.760 He knows. 10:43:08.760 --> 10:43:19.760 He knows. 10:43:19.760 --> 10:43:26.760 He cruises a very lovely man, probably not, I don't know him. 10:43:49.760 --> 10:43:52.600 I mean, Scientology, oh, wait, so you're a fan of him, 10:43:52.600 --> 10:43:53.520 because he didn't recruit you? 10:43:53.520 --> 10:43:54.720 Tom is the known, though. 10:43:54.720 --> 10:43:56.320 Tom doesn't just recruit anybody. 10:43:56.320 --> 10:43:58.320 I wonder why. 10:43:58.320 --> 10:44:00.560 Bro's not about to just go out there. 10:44:00.560 --> 10:44:02.560 I think he knows about this stuff, too. 10:44:02.560 --> 10:44:05.240 It's kind of like he's using, that's why he wanted 10:44:05.240 --> 10:44:09.200 Seth Rogen, because number one, Rogen is way more successful, 10:44:09.200 --> 10:44:11.320 and he knew bringing in Rogen would 10:44:11.320 --> 10:44:14.240 be huge for Scientology versus Russell Bram. 10:44:14.240 --> 10:44:17.280 So I don't think he will waste his time on the pettiness 10:44:17.280 --> 10:44:21.440 of the random B-list celebrity or something like that. 10:44:21.440 --> 10:44:23.260 My name is Aaron Smith-Levitt. 10:44:23.260 --> 10:44:25.740 Last month, for the first time in Clearwater's history, 10:44:25.740 --> 10:44:28.280 a city council candidate endorsed by Scientology 10:44:28.280 --> 10:44:30.620 won their election with a margin small enough 10:44:30.620 --> 10:44:33.100 that the Scientology vote itself was the determining factor 10:44:33.100 --> 10:44:34.360 in the outcome of the election. 10:44:34.360 --> 10:44:36.120 I'm referring, of course, to Lena Tashara. 10:44:36.120 --> 10:44:38.240 Two years ago, Scientology told all of its members 10:44:38.240 --> 10:44:40.320 to vote for Kathleen Beckman and Frank Hibber. 10:44:40.320 --> 10:44:42.160 Last month, Scientology told all of its members 10:44:42.160 --> 10:44:44.320 to vote for David Albright and Lena Tashara. 10:44:44.320 --> 10:44:46.880 David Tashara, which now has Clearwater's political 10:44:46.880 --> 10:44:51.560 establishment exactly where he's been trying to get you for decades which is 10:44:51.560 --> 10:44:57.040 completely beholden to keeping Scientology happy in order to retain power 10:44:57.040 --> 10:45:00.920 which is why I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure that clear water 10:45:00.920 --> 10:45:06.200 citizens and voters keep that in mind while mayor have their all comes and 10:45:06.200 --> 10:45:10.280 many of your other favorite celebrities are part of a very dangerous cult this 10:45:10.280 --> 10:45:14.240 cult is known on the internet special treatment like having they're allowed to 10:45:14.240 --> 10:45:20.320 do this because all meetings are against you if you try to leave you're also banned from seeking any 10:45:20.320 --> 10:45:27.520 legal justice against any other men get that you taking notes 10:45:27.520 --> 10:45:37.520 So I ran to my room, grabbed my purse, grabbed my jewelry, put it in my purse, ran back to the castle. 10:45:37.520 --> 10:45:42.520 This is where we were sitting. And there was five cars in the parking lot. 10:45:42.520 --> 10:45:48.520 I know that where the cars were parked was a blind spot for the security cameras. 10:45:48.520 --> 10:45:52.520 So I'm checking the car doors. And I don't know whose cars these are. 10:45:52.520 --> 10:45:56.520 And I'm just checking whichever door is open. And then there was one door that was open. 10:45:56.520 --> 10:46:03.520 That was open. Okay. Good. I pop the trunk. And then I squeeze in and then I close the trunk. 10:46:03.520 --> 10:46:14.520 And then I hear my boss come out. Valerie? Valerie? Oh, I thought Valerie was out here. Huh. She was juiced out here. 10:46:14.520 --> 10:46:17.520 And then I hear the actors come out. And one- 10:46:17.520 --> 10:46:19.520 Not Leia tagging Tom Cruise, did she? 10:46:19.520 --> 10:46:21.520 And then another car starts. 10:46:21.520 --> 10:46:23.520 Well, naturally though. 10:46:23.520 --> 10:46:27.120 The car that I'm in, the actor gets into the driver's seat 10:46:27.120 --> 10:46:28.840 and then he drives, drives. 10:46:28.840 --> 10:46:30.000 Okay, now he's driving. 10:46:30.000 --> 10:46:32.880 He's taking the path of where the actor needs to go 10:46:32.880 --> 10:46:34.520 to get off the property. 10:46:34.520 --> 10:46:36.360 And then he stops at the booth. 10:46:37.520 --> 10:46:39.520 The security guard comes out of the booth. 10:46:40.440 --> 10:46:42.200 And then they start talking and then he's like, 10:46:42.200 --> 10:46:43.860 okay, great, thanks, bye. 10:46:43.860 --> 10:46:46.040 Oh, he doesn't stop the car. 10:46:46.040 --> 10:46:50.480 So then the car goes out of the booth and onto the road 10:46:50.480 --> 10:46:53.200 and then turns and then we're going. 10:46:53.200 --> 10:46:56.800 And I've made it, but he stops again. 10:46:59.920 --> 10:47:00.720 Ba, ba, ba. 10:47:02.080 --> 10:47:03.640 I wonder if she lived or died. 10:47:05.360 --> 10:47:07.400 But it's an intimidation tactic, right? 10:47:07.400 --> 10:47:08.880 Well, it doesn't intimidate me. 10:47:08.880 --> 10:47:10.840 It makes me want to retaliate, you know? 10:47:10.840 --> 10:47:13.320 Cause I'm not going to stand for it. 10:47:13.320 --> 10:47:15.200 It's one thing if it's paparazzi, 10:47:15.200 --> 10:47:17.400 because that's the business that I'm in, 10:47:17.400 --> 10:47:19.240 but I'm not in the business of being stalked 10:47:19.240 --> 10:47:21.200 by ass, I don't know. 10:47:21.200 --> 10:47:22.600 How do they find us? 10:47:22.600 --> 10:47:29.600 by tracking airline reservations 10:47:30.240 --> 10:47:31.640 naturally 10:47:31.640 --> 10:47:33.280 no 10:47:33.280 --> 10:47:35.880 to find all you get the 10:47:35.880 --> 10:47:40.320 just fantastic series 10:47:40.320 --> 10:47:43.720 she's a fantastic series she's dedicating essentially like 10:47:43.720 --> 10:47:45.520 everything to 10:47:45.520 --> 10:47:47.360 try to educate 10:47:47.360 --> 10:47:48.360 on 10:47:48.360 --> 10:47:49.720 the real 10:47:49.720 --> 10:47:55.160 the realness of like what to expect from Scientology I don't even see it as so much as somebody 10:47:55.160 --> 10:47:58.720 that's trying to like bash Scientology so much as like dude she's just letting people 10:47:58.720 --> 10:48:03.680 speak about it you know she's letting people tell their their truth about it so take it 10:48:03.680 --> 10:48:08.680 for what you will nothing good nothing good 10:48:38.680 --> 10:48:39.680 weird. 10:48:39.680 --> 10:48:44.680 It's like Tom loves women don't have a side of the back side. 10:48:44.680 --> 10:48:45.680 Literally. 10:48:45.680 --> 10:48:48.680 And then I don't remember exactly what was wrong, but they decided she wasn't right 10:48:48.680 --> 10:48:49.680 for the part anymore. 10:48:49.680 --> 10:48:50.680 And she got like excommunicated. 10:48:50.680 --> 10:48:51.680 She was sent to Tampa, Florida. 10:48:51.680 --> 10:48:52.680 The worst thing that could happen to you. 10:48:52.680 --> 10:48:53.680 Not clear water. 10:48:53.680 --> 10:48:54.680 We already know about clear water. 10:48:54.680 --> 10:48:55.680 She was scrubbed the floor with a toothbrush. 10:48:55.680 --> 10:48:56.680 And so she was sent there and like completely kicked out of the entire community. 10:48:56.680 --> 10:48:57.680 She was scrubbed brothers and her mom was a Scientology. 10:48:57.680 --> 10:48:58.680 Like she was raised in Scientology. 10:48:58.680 --> 10:48:59.680 Everybody she knew was taken from her. 10:48:59.680 --> 10:49:00.680 And so she was sent there and like completely kicked out of the entire community. 10:49:00.680 --> 10:49:01.680 She was scrubbed brothers and her mom was a Scientology. 10:49:01.680 --> 10:49:02.680 Like she was raised in Scientology. 10:49:02.680 --> 10:49:03.680 So everybody she knew was taken from her. 10:49:03.680 --> 10:49:05.680 Oh 10:49:19.520 --> 10:49:25.400 Look at this comment right here, I kind of believe it because it would make sense she got booted because when Tom introduced her 10:49:25.960 --> 10:49:32.020 To David Miss cabbage. She asked David to repeat something. He said because she didn't hear him. That's a big no-no 10:49:32.020 --> 10:49:37.620 No, that's a big no no disobedience. You weren't paying attention what your ears don't work 10:49:39.540 --> 10:49:42.340 Excommunicado that went John Wick on 10:50:02.020 --> 10:50:06.540 But I have a pitch I think maybe we take these three things and 10:50:14.620 --> 10:50:18.620 You see the hesitance of everybody like whether or not they should clap or not 10:50:20.260 --> 10:50:22.260 It's so deep 10:50:22.380 --> 10:50:29.140 Apologies so deep and celebrities man. Everybody's like whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We get caught clapping. We get caught laughing done 10:50:29.140 --> 10:50:34.660 Ex-communica, so that whole John Wick scene that happens in the background is just like 10:50:36.660 --> 10:50:39.640 Name on the board and then you're the target you're next 10:50:40.420 --> 10:50:43.160 Fighting for your life in Europe and other countries 10:50:56.140 --> 10:50:58.140 Naturally 10:50:59.140 --> 10:51:06.420 So this is the point of the auditing. Not only to go through and clear all of your trauma from this lifetime, but all of your past lifetimes as well. 10:51:06.420 --> 10:51:12.660 Their godlike figure is referred to as the Supreme Being, but discovering the Being is each own individual's unique journey. 10:51:12.660 --> 10:51:15.300 They also believe in the Eight Dynamics, which I'll put here. 10:51:15.300 --> 10:51:21.860 And once you're going to have brought up the latter to a more meaningful and powerful position, the goal is to hit Operating Peyton. 10:51:21.860 --> 10:51:26.420 Once you get to this level, you can control the world around you and you could also leave your body at any time. 10:51:26.420 --> 10:51:32.920 To achieve OT, you have to get to level 3, which takes a lot of auditing and you have to sign confidentiality agreements. 10:51:32.920 --> 10:51:36.920 And Hubbard warned people about this level saying that it was dangerous and might cause illnesses. 10:51:36.920 --> 10:51:42.420 And so the documents about this level were released to the public, which got very controversial. 10:51:42.420 --> 10:51:43.920 So what exactly did you do? 10:51:43.920 --> 10:51:47.420 You're not gonna tell us? Bro, I got hooked on that. 10:51:47.420 --> 10:51:48.420 Wait, what was it? 10:51:48.420 --> 10:51:51.420 It's actually an immortal soul that has been through multiple past lives. 10:51:51.420 --> 10:51:53.920 Hold up. So what was it then? 10:51:53.920 --> 10:52:01.520 Hey, oh, she's got to tell me now, but I'm never going to find the video. 10:52:01.520 --> 10:52:02.520 Oh my God. 10:52:02.520 --> 10:52:03.520 That's mine. 10:52:03.520 --> 10:52:08.520 I wonder what it was, dude. 10:52:08.520 --> 10:52:12.640 Yeah, I'll never find it. 10:52:12.640 --> 10:52:16.160 I like on the app, like on your phone or something like that, it'll show you like just watched 10:52:16.160 --> 10:52:19.640 and you can like scroll down to the just watch video and then you can at least get close 10:52:19.640 --> 10:52:21.680 to it, right? 10:52:21.680 --> 10:52:36.320 Not on desktop man, not on desktop, maybe we'll find it through here though. 10:52:36.320 --> 10:52:39.960 A notable waffle. 10:52:39.960 --> 10:52:43.000 I do like that English expression. 10:52:43.000 --> 10:52:44.000 Waffling. 10:52:44.000 --> 10:53:01.080 30 minute IQ test. Oh my god, they want to make sure you're dumb. Oh my god, it all 10:53:01.080 --> 10:53:08.840 makes sense. They want to make sure you are stupid so that they can take you for everything 10:53:08.840 --> 10:53:13.000 you have and use you as part of human slavery. 10:53:13.000 --> 10:53:14.600 Holy smokes. 10:53:17.360 --> 10:53:18.920 It all makes sense now. 10:53:18.920 --> 10:53:19.840 Dude, that's crazy. 10:53:20.880 --> 10:53:23.960 I don't even think they'll accept you if your IQ is high. 10:53:23.960 --> 10:53:25.960 There's probably gotta be some exception. 10:53:25.960 --> 10:53:29.960 You knew a person, that knew a person that can vouch for you. 10:53:29.960 --> 10:53:31.160 Because if you have a high IQ, 10:53:31.160 --> 10:53:34.060 you cannot be in Scientology, unacceptable. 10:53:34.960 --> 10:53:37.160 You're just gonna start realizing 10:53:37.160 --> 10:53:38.240 and figure things out and you're gonna be like, 10:53:38.240 --> 10:53:43.520 Hell no, this is this is not it. They don't want people like that. They don't want people like that 10:53:45.320 --> 10:53:47.320 Make sense that makes sense though 10:53:49.200 --> 10:53:51.200 Interesting 10:53:52.800 --> 10:53:54.800 They want that low IQ person that goes 10:54:08.240 --> 10:54:18.240 It's a mysterious, you know, Scientology. There's this kind of thing that nobody knows anything about it, and now you're not in that religion anymore. 10:54:18.240 --> 10:54:24.240 And I guess one question is, why did you choose to leave if you can answer that? 10:54:24.240 --> 10:54:30.240 Well, um, you know, my mother got involved when we were very young, so it's all we really ever knew. 10:54:30.240 --> 10:54:32.240 We knew there'd be some sort of trouble, but no. 10:54:32.240 --> 10:54:33.240 Ellen is weird, man. 10:54:33.240 --> 10:54:36.240 I've seen that was about to erupt. 10:54:36.240 --> 10:54:41.240 Oh, buddy. 10:54:44.240 --> 10:54:45.240 Jesus Christ. 10:54:48.240 --> 10:54:49.240 Oh, is this part two? 10:54:50.240 --> 10:54:52.240 We found it, okay. 10:54:55.240 --> 10:54:57.240 Hold on, I'm gonna go pee while she's explaining this. 10:55:06.240 --> 10:55:09.940 And after him, a rise in celebrity-sorting Scientology came about. 10:55:09.940 --> 10:55:12.740 Tom Cruise, John Travolta would help recruit people. 10:55:12.740 --> 10:55:16.440 This church is making a ton of money and allegedly giving people low wages. 10:55:16.440 --> 10:55:18.940 In addition to this, it has broken families apart. 10:55:18.940 --> 10:55:23.040 Like if someone in your family does not agree with you being a part of this, you are required to cut them off. 10:55:23.040 --> 10:55:25.540 The leader of the church even cutting off his own father. 10:55:25.540 --> 10:55:29.440 And the scariest part of this is that all of your auditing tapes are recorded. 10:55:29.440 --> 10:55:32.540 But you have a file of your deepest darkest secrets on record. 10:55:32.540 --> 10:55:35.840 They can be either used to discredit you or blackmail you later. 10:55:35.840 --> 10:55:42.160 And they have been known to force confessions also know what I've seen David's wife since like 2007 if you want to hear the 10:55:42.160 --> 10:55:46.000 Rest of the story go to my Insta. I really hope they don't come for me after this series 10:55:46.000 --> 10:55:50.260 But keep in mind that even Charles Manson thought that Scientology was wait a second. So 10:55:51.760 --> 10:55:53.760 How do they force you to confess 10:55:57.320 --> 10:56:02.440 Forced you to confess what did they do to you strangle your neck? Are you limping? No 10:56:02.440 --> 10:56:10.680 Yeah, as I went to the bathroom, Scientology was waiting for me right there with pure excitement 10:56:10.680 --> 10:56:13.400 asking me if I could take their IQ test. 10:56:13.400 --> 10:56:18.880 I failed it and they smacked me with a bat right to my kneecap. 10:56:18.880 --> 10:56:22.320 So now I've returned with a limp. 10:56:22.320 --> 10:56:27.120 I don't care what your profession is, having Tom there. 10:56:27.120 --> 10:56:29.120 Is this what we're doing now? 10:56:29.120 --> 10:56:30.120 Yeah? 10:56:30.120 --> 10:56:31.120 No? 10:56:31.120 --> 10:56:33.440 We completely forgot about the fact that he's in Scientology. 10:56:33.440 --> 10:56:37.560 We completely forgot about the fact that, like, you know, 10:56:37.560 --> 10:56:39.880 he's second in command in Scientology. 10:56:39.880 --> 10:56:40.600 We're going to forget about that. 10:56:40.600 --> 10:56:42.200 Literally second in command. 10:56:42.200 --> 10:56:44.960 And the stories that Lee Romney shared. 10:56:44.960 --> 10:56:48.120 It's like a perfect partnership between, what's his name, 10:56:48.120 --> 10:56:50.480 David, David Miscavige, or something like that? 10:56:50.480 --> 10:56:51.680 We're going to leave out all the things 10:56:51.680 --> 10:56:54.880 in Scientology around the people. 10:56:54.880 --> 10:56:57.560 We're going to play that game because Tom Cruise gave you 10:56:57.560 --> 10:56:58.760 a little bit of attention. 10:56:58.760 --> 10:57:21.920 What did he say in the beginning everybody to work with Tom I don't care what your profession is 10:57:21.920 --> 10:57:40.680 having time there everybody to work with them the tracking you now I don't 10:57:40.680 --> 10:57:47.320 doubt it the moment they have your information they're all over you 10:57:51.920 --> 10:57:53.720 in one of my children's scavages, 10:57:53.720 --> 10:57:55.780 out of David and his scavages office, 10:57:55.780 --> 10:58:00.440 to surround Tom Cruise with Scientologists on staff. 10:58:00.440 --> 10:58:04.120 So I had to hire an executive housekeeper, a maid, a cook. 10:58:04.120 --> 10:58:05.240 And they had to be Scientologists. 10:58:05.240 --> 10:58:06.840 They all had to be Scientologists. 10:58:06.840 --> 10:58:07.180 Why? 10:58:07.180 --> 10:58:11.800 Because they wanted him to only be in Scientology 100%. 10:58:11.800 --> 10:58:12.640 And when I went to his house. 10:58:12.640 --> 10:58:14.600 Imagine, like the like-mindedness of that. 10:58:14.600 --> 10:58:17.400 They were holding his house, holding his laundry, 10:58:17.400 --> 10:58:20.920 doing things for Tom personally. 10:58:20.920 --> 10:58:23.240 Seagrog members. 10:58:23.240 --> 10:58:26.640 During that time, that's when I saw the abuses going on 10:58:26.640 --> 10:58:27.760 with David and the Savage. 10:58:27.760 --> 10:58:31.400 We were in meetings with him very often. 10:58:31.400 --> 10:58:34.360 And he's a very angry man. 10:58:34.360 --> 10:58:34.960 Isn't it funny? 10:58:34.960 --> 10:58:35.760 He said something. 10:58:35.760 --> 10:58:37.080 You guys don't know about this guy? 10:58:37.080 --> 10:58:38.360 He's basically Tom Cruise. 10:58:38.360 --> 10:58:39.200 They're one and the same. 10:58:39.200 --> 10:58:42.040 If you're a man, he would likely hit you, punch you, 10:58:42.040 --> 10:58:42.840 knock you down. 10:58:42.840 --> 10:58:44.160 They're literally one and the same. 10:58:44.160 --> 10:58:44.960 Chucky. 10:58:44.960 --> 10:58:46.080 But yeah. 10:58:46.080 --> 10:58:47.400 I love watching TikTok. 10:58:47.400 --> 10:58:49.080 I'm addicted to TikTok. 10:58:49.080 --> 10:58:51.080 I'm gonna make you addicted to it if you're not already. 10:58:52.800 --> 10:58:53.300 Ayo. 10:58:55.020 --> 10:58:55.740 I was loud! 10:58:58.380 --> 10:58:59.740 So basically these are my favorites. 10:59:02.500 --> 10:59:03.940 Heheheh, dude! 10:59:04.860 --> 10:59:06.380 Toby McGuire, man. 10:59:07.460 --> 10:59:10.900 I feel like it was, uh, just brought up on a different time. 10:59:11.540 --> 10:59:14.260 Bro, can't appreciate like the paparazzi, man. 10:59:14.660 --> 10:59:15.820 Look at that face, bro. 10:59:15.820 --> 10:59:16.620 Hahaha! 10:59:16.620 --> 10:59:20.720 Toby don't play around dude. Toby don't play around. Look at this 10:59:22.260 --> 10:59:30.080 This common is too accurate man. Andrew Garfield laughing emoji Tom Holland super excited emoji Tomy McGuire 10:59:30.600 --> 10:59:32.400 serious face mochi 10:59:32.400 --> 10:59:34.400 So true so true 10:59:40.960 --> 10:59:43.520 Bro's got a spidey senses on point 10:59:46.620 --> 10:59:58.700 just randomly sees camera I was gonna find you do oh god the og he was such 10:59:58.700 --> 11:00:06.180 good spider-man though bro was such good spider-man does he actually see the matter 11:00:06.180 --> 11:00:10.380 where you are if you have a camera and it is pointing at hoping the wire he will 11:00:10.380 --> 11:00:18.440 find you and you will kiss you I saw this is cool dude when I saw this show 11:00:18.440 --> 11:00:29.320 your shirt please yeah it says my melody my melody 11:00:31.800 --> 11:00:37.800 show me my boo thing now I got that song stuck in my head 11:00:37.800 --> 11:00:46.960 Did the skill that required to fly these things is pretty insane when you think about it. 11:00:46.960 --> 11:00:49.440 It's pretty insane man. 11:00:49.440 --> 11:00:52.600 Risking your life every day, fly one of these things. 11:00:52.600 --> 11:00:59.840 So for context, this is literally like just as I'm going throughout my day, I'm on TikTok 11:00:59.840 --> 11:01:03.680 a lot and I'll just start favoring videos now so that I can feel like we're watching 11:01:03.680 --> 11:01:06.400 it together so you know what I'm watching. 11:01:06.400 --> 11:01:12.420 This is literally literally if you were sitting beside me, and we were just going through tic-tac together mean 11:01:21.860 --> 11:01:25.180 That's big snake that's big snake man I 11:01:28.180 --> 11:01:34.080 Hate tic-tac because you know one song in my head tic-tac will make you get so many songs stuck in your head 11:01:36.400 --> 11:01:41.820 What I mean is, I never noticed this before, Michael looking both ways before, oh yeah, dude. 11:01:43.120 --> 11:01:48.960 Right before, bro's about to kill somebody, he's gotta make sure he's abiding by traffic laws. 11:01:50.720 --> 11:01:52.320 Gotta abide by traffic laws. 11:01:52.320 --> 11:01:54.320 It don't matter if you're preparing for a murder. 11:01:54.720 --> 11:01:57.680 You've gotta abide by traffic laws. 11:01:58.960 --> 11:02:00.080 They're serious, dude. 11:02:03.520 --> 11:02:05.200 Isn't that crazy? 11:02:06.400 --> 11:02:08.400 Look how deep that hole is! 11:02:14.400 --> 11:02:18.400 It's because of that one video. That one video had like, mad sound, so... 11:02:20.400 --> 11:02:22.400 It's still going! 11:02:22.400 --> 11:02:24.400 There's no bottom! 11:02:24.400 --> 11:02:38.480 Sometimes gas is built up in the hole so that could have been bad. 11:02:38.480 --> 11:02:43.400 Oh dude, imagine? 11:02:43.400 --> 11:02:47.680 Imagine? 11:02:47.680 --> 11:02:48.680 Broke through that like a Frenchman? 11:02:48.680 --> 11:02:49.680 Let me see. 11:02:49.680 --> 11:02:59.740 Why he got to say why you got to do the Frenchman like that as a child going through there 11:03:01.240 --> 11:03:04.360 Why are you thinking that why are you thinking that? 11:03:14.160 --> 11:03:16.160 The moon is on the horizon 11:03:19.680 --> 11:03:27.640 instead of above the horizon is what this guy is trying to point out let's take a 11:03:27.640 --> 11:03:31.880 look at some of the answers here because the moon the moon the moon is in 11:03:31.880 --> 11:03:36.920 our system we're enclosed the ferment above 11:03:39.040 --> 11:03:45.000 huh that's how that works the moon 11:03:45.000 --> 11:03:53.100 I'm not crazy though. 11:03:53.100 --> 11:03:56.980 Local sun and local moon, it's pretty easy if you're not still asleep. 11:03:56.980 --> 11:04:00.780 The moon is local. 11:04:00.780 --> 11:04:06.160 God, all these flat earthers, man. 11:04:06.160 --> 11:04:13.580 They get one piece of juicy, probably fake evidence and they just go rampant. 11:04:13.580 --> 11:04:20.260 We just not gonna ramp it. Dude, look at this. 11:04:28.140 --> 11:04:33.700 Imagine getting blown out of the sky like that. Freaking style on. Got the 11:04:33.700 --> 11:04:40.820 fighter jet Fortnite dancing on you. That's the last thing you ever see. 11:04:41.420 --> 11:04:43.420 That'd be pretty insane. I'm not gonna lie 11:04:57.860 --> 11:04:59.860 Crazy though crazy 11:04:59.860 --> 11:05:06.060 Is that a snake? 11:05:06.060 --> 11:05:09.380 Dad realizing he didn't buy a toy snake. 11:05:09.380 --> 11:05:10.380 I love that. 11:05:10.380 --> 11:05:13.380 Is that a snake? 11:05:13.380 --> 11:05:15.620 Is that a snake? 11:05:15.620 --> 11:05:18.980 I don't remember blowing a snake. 11:05:18.980 --> 11:05:19.980 Bop! 11:05:19.980 --> 11:05:20.980 Ah! 11:05:20.980 --> 11:05:22.980 Is that a snake? 11:05:22.980 --> 11:05:24.980 Next thing you know, the kid is dead. 11:05:24.980 --> 11:05:27.980 The kid is dead. 11:05:27.980 --> 11:05:34.980 There is no way he escaped like that. 11:05:57.980 --> 11:06:14.600 Where did bro go? So easy. Can you imagine being a police officer at just being like 11:06:14.600 --> 11:06:23.900 opening that door? You know, like, God. Damn! Bro's fired the next day. No way he still 11:06:23.900 --> 11:06:24.900 No way. 11:06:24.900 --> 11:06:30.900 He's getting made fun of back at the station. 11:06:30.900 --> 11:06:41.900 Bro's going to be serving coffee for the rest of the semester. 11:06:41.900 --> 11:06:45.900 Clearly this dude lied on his application. 11:06:45.900 --> 11:06:46.900 Clearly. 11:06:46.900 --> 11:06:50.900 Have you ever had experience with Cotton Candy Machine before? 11:06:50.900 --> 11:06:53.220 He kicked off yes, he kicked off five years 11:06:54.560 --> 11:07:01.380 Five plus years look what happens look what happens when you do that 11:07:12.480 --> 11:07:17.800 Why did she react that way? Why she's so scared what happened? 11:07:17.800 --> 11:07:21.120 Dude, she's paticking for her life! 11:07:21.120 --> 11:07:25.520 She's paticking for her life, man! 11:07:25.520 --> 11:07:27.520 God damn! 11:07:27.520 --> 11:07:32.520 Let me out of here! 11:07:32.520 --> 11:07:35.520 Let me out of here! 11:07:35.520 --> 11:07:37.000 What are you doing in this situation? 11:07:37.000 --> 11:07:41.600 Yeah, what are you gonna do in this situation? 11:07:41.600 --> 11:07:49.720 Okay, first of all, that is so many people just in like one little area. 11:07:49.720 --> 11:07:56.960 Dude, the moment people start swarming your vehicle, you're getting run over. 11:07:56.960 --> 11:07:58.560 That's what I'm doing in that situation. 11:07:58.560 --> 11:08:01.560 You start swarming the vehicle, you're getting run over. 11:08:01.560 --> 11:08:06.000 Limbs flying all over the place, I don't care. 11:08:06.000 --> 11:08:08.200 You've made your choice. 11:08:08.200 --> 11:08:10.960 You've made the decision that you're willing to risk your life or whatever it is that you're 11:08:10.960 --> 11:08:16.000 about to do. So you go and die. It's as simple as that. 11:08:16.000 --> 11:08:20.480 I'm playing, you know, that song, Dan Lines by Ruth B. in the background. 11:08:20.480 --> 11:08:24.480 Well, I'm running people over. Absolutely. 11:08:28.080 --> 11:08:31.200 Sunday driving right over there. 11:08:32.480 --> 11:08:36.000 Dude, that's crazy though, isn't it? 11:08:36.000 --> 11:08:41.600 I don't know man, that many people in one spot can never be good. 11:08:41.600 --> 11:09:07.460 There's too many different opinions out there. 11:09:07.460 --> 11:09:15.380 first mistake was stopping, literally. Why on earth would you stop? Like I said, I'm 11:09:15.380 --> 11:09:19.780 blasting some tunes and I'm running people over. 11:09:24.260 --> 11:09:27.780 And then there's this! 11:09:30.220 --> 11:09:36.980 You know what, in Los Angeles you have like an accident every two minutes. People 11:09:36.980 --> 11:09:38.980 I don't know how to drive 11:09:39.180 --> 11:09:43.180 You know, it's crazy. I feel like if you leave it up to people like like kind of like in this style. I 11:09:44.180 --> 11:09:46.820 Think they're like they're more careful man 11:09:47.620 --> 11:09:49.620 They know what to do 11:09:50.820 --> 11:09:56.940 But when people get confused with like traffic laws and figuring out like you know where the heck do I turn is it my right 11:09:56.940 --> 11:10:02.220 Away is it your right away rather than just using like basic common knowledge when there's like, you know 11:10:02.220 --> 11:10:09.080 You're just applying like real-world physics to like maneuvering around this is what you get 11:10:09.520 --> 11:10:11.840 Not necessarily chaos, but a fishing chaos 11:10:12.680 --> 11:10:14.680 It's different. It's different 11:10:16.300 --> 11:10:22.880 Did y'all know that it's 100% illegal to try to communicate with dolphins do I know your local nearby beach 11:10:23.320 --> 11:10:28.920 Did you know that if you get caught doing this you can get fined up to a hundred thousand dollars or 11:10:29.400 --> 11:10:31.400 Sent to jail for up to a year 11:10:31.400 --> 11:10:38.280 Now, the video clip I'm about to show you is for entertainment purposes only. 11:10:38.280 --> 11:10:44.680 I repeat, entertainment purposes only, and it has me raising eyebrows on what's the 11:10:44.680 --> 11:10:51.240 real reason why they've made it illegal to try to communicate with dolphins. 11:10:51.240 --> 11:10:55.200 Use your own discernment, comment below, but let's discuss it. 11:10:55.200 --> 11:10:58.600 This video you're about to watch is quite an eyebrow razor. 11:10:58.600 --> 11:11:09.640 Why is it always like a video that's being used as proof of something has to be in the 11:11:09.640 --> 11:11:17.280 quality of like I don't know the 40s like what is this man why is every video that's 11:11:17.280 --> 11:11:28.900 like I got proof show some 1940 video sounds like bros stuck in a microwave 11:11:28.900 --> 11:11:46.760 bros literally frying in he's frying in there a thousand percent 11:11:47.280 --> 11:11:55.280 All the whales have been killed all over the world and started to influence him to stop the whaling in the world. 11:11:55.280 --> 11:11:57.280 So what did they do? He started Greenpeace. 11:11:57.280 --> 11:12:00.280 Even security cameras qualities are better. 11:12:00.280 --> 11:12:01.280 Six people together. 11:12:01.280 --> 11:12:02.280 Literally. 11:12:02.280 --> 11:12:04.280 Which I got to introduce with each one of these people. 11:12:04.280 --> 11:12:07.280 And I'm gonna go out and... 11:12:07.280 --> 11:12:11.280 We're like a minute into this video and I don't know why. 11:12:11.280 --> 11:12:13.280 Or not, I don't know why. 11:12:13.280 --> 11:12:18.400 I don't know. I don't know what is telling me why it's illegal to communicate with the dolphins yet 11:12:19.640 --> 11:12:21.640 No idea why 11:12:24.160 --> 11:12:27.120 Oh, I think it's about just about to explain 11:12:29.120 --> 11:12:31.900 Oh, you write it's a seven minute video, I didn't realize that 11:12:43.280 --> 11:13:13.080 It's just based on how people communicate with their minds. 11:13:13.080 --> 11:13:16.360 So Bro's basically trying to say that he can do that too. 11:13:16.360 --> 11:13:19.960 He could tap into their radio waves, their sonic waves, 11:13:19.960 --> 11:13:21.760 by communicating. 11:13:21.760 --> 11:13:24.320 That's interesting. 11:13:24.320 --> 11:13:24.820 Who knows? 11:13:24.820 --> 11:13:28.480 Maybe I'm going to trust the man in the 1940 video. 11:13:43.080 --> 11:13:50.080 Bro, just say a 1000 mile radius, 1000 miles. 11:13:50.080 --> 11:13:57.080 Dude, that's like 12 hours by car or something like that. 11:13:57.080 --> 11:14:26.080 Oh my god, Brogess literally got scammed out of a house. 11:14:26.080 --> 11:14:33.080 and decided to make this cult to make up for it. To justify it. Oh no. 11:14:56.080 --> 11:15:03.080 And he's still not made contact, so I need more time, I need more time, I said, okay. 11:15:03.080 --> 11:15:07.080 So, but I was there, you know, so we were all living together again, which is why he's 11:15:07.080 --> 11:15:11.080 living down here, and me and my wife were living there, and my kids. 11:15:11.080 --> 11:15:17.080 And, uh, about two weeks later, he used to have root, though, if anybody who knows Dr. 11:15:17.080 --> 11:15:20.080 Paul's part, you know Paul's part, he's done. 11:15:20.080 --> 11:15:22.080 What are you in for? 11:15:22.080 --> 11:15:25.080 Imagine, imagine having that conversation with your cellmate. 11:15:25.080 --> 11:15:28.080 So what do you need for bloody? 11:15:28.080 --> 11:15:30.080 I'm just ended up telling him. 11:15:30.080 --> 11:15:33.080 I'm talking to an adult man. 11:15:33.080 --> 11:15:35.080 He's got five years. 11:15:46.080 --> 11:15:47.080 What? 11:15:47.080 --> 11:15:48.080 Dude, there's no way. 11:15:48.080 --> 11:15:50.080 This has to be a prank video, bro. 11:15:50.080 --> 11:15:52.080 Four minutes in, and I don't know, 11:15:52.080 --> 11:15:55.440 and i don't know a single goddamn thing that this guy's talking about 11:15:55.440 --> 11:15:58.900 and the fact that somebody shaved like what half his head 11:15:58.900 --> 11:16:01.020 gave his house away 11:16:01.020 --> 11:16:04.240 trust some dude knocked down his walls found some new windows in there 11:16:04.240 --> 11:16:07.520 get to the get to the juicy part what happened 11:16:07.520 --> 11:16:10.480 he's starting a world dominance 11:16:10.480 --> 11:16:12.880 world domination plan with dolphins 11:16:12.880 --> 11:16:15.300 by telepathically communicating with them 11:16:15.300 --> 11:16:17.680 and the u.s. government is on to him 11:16:17.680 --> 11:16:19.680 So now he was taken out by the CIA. 11:16:24.680 --> 11:16:25.680 Is that what's going on? 11:16:32.680 --> 11:16:34.680 What are you doing today? It's just water. 11:16:35.680 --> 11:16:37.680 Just some ice water. 11:16:47.680 --> 11:16:58.680 And so, the whales and the island, and the extraordinary level of awareness, we can't 11:16:58.680 --> 11:17:01.000 really talk about it because we're here. 11:17:01.000 --> 11:17:05.560 Dude, I just feel like I always, it's time to time on this video. 11:17:05.560 --> 11:17:07.760 But apparently it is illegal to actually talk dolphins. 11:17:07.760 --> 11:17:10.040 I don't know what that video had to do with explaining that. 11:17:10.040 --> 11:17:11.040 Oh, wow. 11:17:11.040 --> 11:17:12.040 Pineapple's fat. 11:17:12.040 --> 11:17:13.040 It's not pineapple, it's fresh. 11:17:13.040 --> 11:17:14.040 Pineapple's fat. 11:17:14.040 --> 11:17:16.040 Jesus 11:17:29.080 --> 11:17:31.080 Jesus 11:17:34.980 --> 11:17:36.980 Roads be dangerous 11:17:37.680 --> 11:17:39.680 Roads be dangerous out here, man 11:17:40.720 --> 11:17:42.720 My man is fighting for his life 11:17:42.720 --> 11:17:49.200 well he's trying to figure out some pineapple jack stuff it's crazy hey look 11:17:49.200 --> 11:17:51.440 at this 11:17:55.760 --> 11:18:03.200 but a lot of places but only in downtown Troy do you see stuff like this 11:18:12.720 --> 11:18:18.720 How did you learn how to do that? 11:18:18.720 --> 11:18:23.040 Bro is it crack head? 11:18:23.040 --> 11:18:30.480 I mean you had to be on crack to figure out how you could do that. 11:18:30.480 --> 11:18:41.320 Dude, something about these lemurs. 11:18:41.320 --> 11:19:08.820 It's so cute. 11:19:08.820 --> 11:19:12.980 Now, you see that in the middle of the night though? 11:19:12.980 --> 11:19:13.980 I don't know. 11:19:13.980 --> 11:19:16.820 I don't think it's going to be cute anymore. 11:19:16.820 --> 11:19:21.100 You hear that noise with that face in the middle of the night? 11:19:21.100 --> 11:19:24.060 You shine like your flashlight on that, you're trying to figure out like what the heck is 11:19:24.060 --> 11:19:25.060 making that noise? 11:19:25.060 --> 11:19:32.580 And all of a sudden this thing with those round eyes and lipstick wearing, looking animal, 11:19:32.580 --> 11:19:35.420 making that noise at you? 11:19:35.420 --> 11:19:36.420 I'll close the door. 11:20:01.700 --> 11:20:03.180 Oh my god, little baby! 11:20:05.420 --> 11:20:07.420 Look at the little baby! 11:20:11.420 --> 11:20:13.420 Alright, now that's cute. 11:20:14.420 --> 11:20:18.420 I feel like it's really hard for any baby animal to be ugly. 11:20:19.420 --> 11:20:21.420 I feel like it's really hard. 11:20:22.420 --> 11:20:27.420 I don't know if there's one out there that exists, but I'm just saying that it's really hard. 11:20:35.420 --> 11:20:47.800 down. What the fuck? Please. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm not coming 11:20:47.800 --> 11:20:58.540 down. Come down. Nice friendly. Come down. Bro. There's no way, man. There's no way, man. 11:21:05.420 --> 11:21:07.420 That crazy 11:21:35.420 --> 11:21:45.420 My god, it's so satisfying. 11:21:45.420 --> 11:22:11.220 It just keeps going. 11:22:11.220 --> 11:22:12.220 That's crazy. 11:22:12.220 --> 11:22:24.220 Hi sharks. 11:22:24.220 --> 11:22:31.220 I'm here to tell you about my business plane. 11:22:31.220 --> 11:22:34.220 My name is Claybakes. I'm the COO of Haven. 11:22:34.220 --> 11:22:36.220 We're all just like Claybakes. 11:22:36.220 --> 11:22:41.220 And we're seeking $500,000 in exchange for 6% equity in our business. 11:22:41.220 --> 11:22:46.220 Shark's not long ago, Clay and I both experienced a series of break-ins in our neighborhoods. 11:22:46.220 --> 11:22:51.220 In reality, a break-in occurs every 18 seconds here in the United States. 11:22:51.220 --> 11:22:55.220 We quickly realize it doesn't matter if you lock your doors or not. 11:22:55.220 --> 11:22:59.220 The traditional deadbolt just isn't getting the job done. Let me show you. 11:22:59.220 --> 11:23:01.220 This is your standard deadbolt. 11:23:01.220 --> 11:23:08.220 While it may feel secure, when you lock it, an experienced intruder can get in at about five kicks. 11:23:08.220 --> 11:23:10.220 Alex, show them how easy this is. 11:23:10.220 --> 11:23:11.220 Five kicks. 11:23:11.220 --> 11:23:12.220 One. 11:23:12.220 --> 11:23:13.220 Come on, Alex. 11:23:13.220 --> 11:23:14.220 Kick it hard. 11:23:14.220 --> 11:23:15.220 Two. 11:23:15.220 --> 11:23:16.220 Three. 11:23:16.220 --> 11:23:17.220 Come on, Alex. 11:23:17.220 --> 11:23:18.220 Four. 11:23:18.220 --> 11:23:19.220 Come on, Alex. 11:23:19.220 --> 11:23:20.220 Kick it. 11:23:20.220 --> 11:23:21.220 How much yourself? 11:23:21.220 --> 11:23:25.220 And now, you said five kicks. 11:23:25.220 --> 11:23:35.480 Okay, I'm just saying if if you hear these you hear 30 kicks at your door and you're not doing something about it 11:23:38.700 --> 11:23:40.700 Right out the wedge 11:23:41.660 --> 11:23:43.660 Bros bring out the sledgehammer man 11:23:46.580 --> 11:23:49.300 He's still going hey, why is bro repeating the script? 11:23:49.300 --> 11:23:53.220 He's like, he didn't know what to say. 11:23:53.220 --> 11:23:55.820 He goes, okay, I'm just gonna repeat the exact same thing. 11:23:55.820 --> 11:23:59.620 In about five kicks, this door's gonna come down 11:23:59.620 --> 11:24:02.240 about every 18 seconds. 11:24:02.240 --> 11:24:03.900 There's a break in in America. 11:24:03.900 --> 11:24:06.300 A break in could happen in less than two minutes 11:24:06.300 --> 11:24:07.660 in the United States. 11:24:07.660 --> 11:24:11.060 One in 36 homes in America will have a break in. 11:24:11.060 --> 11:24:14.260 Smart locks, face at the deadbolt, feel better. 11:24:14.260 --> 11:24:15.100 Alex? 11:24:15.100 --> 11:24:16.780 Okay, so what are you selling us? 11:24:16.780 --> 11:24:26.220 We're being sold. 11:24:26.220 --> 11:24:29.220 So we're moving on out of the door. 11:24:29.220 --> 11:24:33.060 That also will not break down. 11:24:33.060 --> 11:24:46.440 A traditional door will withstand 30 kicks plus a wedge, plus a sledgehammer. 11:24:46.440 --> 11:24:47.440 I mean that's pretty clever. 11:24:47.440 --> 11:24:50.440 There's no deadbolt here, right? 11:24:50.440 --> 11:24:51.440 No deadbolt. 11:24:51.440 --> 11:24:52.440 No deadbolt. 11:24:52.440 --> 11:24:56.440 Listen, Alex is going to break the other door. 11:24:56.440 --> 11:25:01.440 I don't know how he's going to break this door. 11:25:01.440 --> 11:25:04.440 Give it to him. 11:25:04.440 --> 11:25:10.440 Oh, he did it! 11:25:10.440 --> 11:25:12.440 He finally did it! 11:25:12.440 --> 11:25:16.100 There you go. 11:25:16.100 --> 11:25:22.780 back down never what Alex says I'm getting a goddamn door down I'm dead 11:25:22.780 --> 11:25:31.780 it down like I said I don't know what you're doing 11:25:35.780 --> 11:25:43.420 my dog's inside the house today is his birthday 11:25:46.100 --> 11:25:47.100 I work three jobs. 11:25:49.100 --> 11:25:53.100 Oh, we're switching up with that music, though, so I can't make it. 11:25:55.100 --> 11:25:57.100 I left my key under the map. 11:26:02.100 --> 11:26:04.100 The package has a shark costume. 11:26:06.100 --> 11:26:07.100 This package that he delivered. 11:26:08.100 --> 11:26:09.100 Can you surprise him? 11:26:09.100 --> 11:26:20.900 Broden didn't take a second, Broden hesitated for one millisecond. 11:26:20.900 --> 11:26:27.580 The moment he saw a blank page on that next one, he said, I'm doing it. 11:26:27.580 --> 11:26:35.580 Brode got the package, Brode got the key, and he's just gonna go right on it. 11:26:35.580 --> 11:26:40.420 So this is literally why my package was late by the way. 11:26:40.420 --> 11:26:45.860 This is exactly why I got a notice from Amazon that said, your package has been delayed for 11:26:45.860 --> 11:26:46.860 a day. 11:26:46.860 --> 11:26:48.860 Look at this guy right here. 11:26:48.860 --> 11:26:50.860 That's cute. 11:26:50.860 --> 11:26:59.100 I would never, I would never trust anybody with my key, but that's cute. 11:26:59.100 --> 11:27:01.740 I can only imagine that going wrong. 11:27:01.740 --> 11:27:06.220 same same concepts they may everything and then just have like in parentheses in 11:27:06.220 --> 11:27:11.460 the video gone wrong. My house is empty now. 11:27:11.460 --> 11:27:13.460 Oh 11:27:24.100 --> 11:27:26.580 They are that crazy 11:27:35.640 --> 11:27:37.740 Decision it's crazy dude 11:27:41.460 --> 11:27:53.140 I'm curious how, I guess it's so um, what do you call it? 11:27:53.140 --> 11:27:54.140 Like the fuel? 11:27:54.140 --> 11:27:57.540 You know, how it doesn't just like, throw one of the wings off balance or anything like 11:27:57.540 --> 11:27:58.540 that? 11:27:58.540 --> 11:28:03.180 That's what I would be worried about, like the G-Force or whatever? 11:28:03.180 --> 11:28:06.700 Throw in my plane out of whack. 11:28:06.700 --> 11:28:08.700 Very cool though, very cool. 11:28:08.700 --> 11:28:15.580 Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dropped your cookies! 11:28:15.580 --> 11:28:22.540 Hey, my man tried, my man tried to tell him, he did a civil duty. 11:28:22.540 --> 11:28:27.820 Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dropped your cookies! 11:28:27.820 --> 11:28:31.580 Bro, can you get any louder? 11:28:31.580 --> 11:28:34.860 He did what he could, he's a good man. 11:28:34.860 --> 11:28:36.860 But somebody lost their cookies. 11:28:36.860 --> 11:29:05.020 Dude, that's the point of like no return, right there man? 11:29:05.020 --> 11:29:08.820 You see that smoke coming to you right there? 11:29:08.820 --> 11:29:09.820 Literally. 11:29:09.820 --> 11:29:10.820 Woo! 11:29:10.820 --> 11:29:11.820 Woo! 11:29:11.820 --> 11:29:12.820 Woo! 11:29:12.820 --> 11:29:13.820 Woo! 11:29:13.820 --> 11:29:14.820 Woo! 11:29:14.820 --> 11:29:15.820 Woo! 11:29:15.820 --> 11:29:16.820 Woo! 11:29:16.820 --> 11:29:17.820 Woo! 11:29:17.820 --> 11:29:18.820 Woo! 11:29:18.820 --> 11:29:19.820 Woo! 11:29:19.820 --> 11:29:20.820 Woo! 11:29:20.820 --> 11:29:21.820 Woo! 11:29:21.820 --> 11:29:22.820 Woo! 11:29:22.820 --> 11:29:23.820 Woo! 11:29:23.820 --> 11:29:24.820 Woo! 11:29:24.820 --> 11:29:25.820 Woo! 11:29:25.820 --> 11:29:26.820 Woo! 11:29:26.820 --> 11:29:27.820 Woo! 11:29:27.820 --> 11:29:28.820 Woo! 11:29:28.820 --> 11:29:37.820 Hey, every single one of them did a civil duty by providing us with an image that we would never have seen. 11:29:37.820 --> 11:29:39.820 They didn't capture it. 11:29:41.820 --> 11:29:43.820 That's all I'm saying. 11:29:48.820 --> 11:29:50.820 This is when this guy realizes, oh my God. 11:29:52.820 --> 11:29:54.820 Dude, Ruby. 11:29:54.820 --> 11:29:56.820 Crazy. 11:29:58.820 --> 11:30:00.820 Crazy! 11:30:04.820 --> 11:30:06.820 Yoink! 11:30:08.820 --> 11:30:19.820 I don't know if little bro out pizza the hut, learned Victorian's secret, or knew why the chicken crossed the road, but they wanted him silenced. Silenced! 11:30:23.820 --> 11:30:24.820 R.I.P. 11:30:24.820 --> 11:30:50.860 5050 is it safe 5050 you know he said 5050 because it's between both of them 11:30:50.860 --> 11:31:04.540 Another one said, it's fifty-five because the lion is blind in one eye and that's pretty 11:31:04.540 --> 11:31:06.660 up close too to a lion? 11:31:06.660 --> 11:31:07.660 That's pretty up close. 11:31:07.660 --> 11:31:09.660 He said he went like... 11:31:22.660 --> 11:31:23.660 Same. 11:31:25.660 --> 11:31:26.660 Same. 11:31:37.660 --> 11:31:55.220 That zapping that you hear is all the mosquitoes that they're getting in the, uh, that electric 11:31:55.220 --> 11:31:59.020 tennis racket thing. 11:31:59.020 --> 11:32:01.020 All those little gnats, all those, uh, 11:32:02.020 --> 11:32:05.020 mosquitoes, flies, gnats, whatever they got over there. 11:32:09.020 --> 11:32:11.020 I need one of those, man! 11:32:12.020 --> 11:32:15.020 I saw this and I was like, oh, that looks like fun. 11:32:19.020 --> 11:32:21.020 Hey, bro, I had to bring up the extender. You see that? 11:32:22.020 --> 11:32:24.020 Bro, literally had to whip out the extender. 11:32:26.020 --> 11:32:28.020 Get the ones on the ceilings. 11:32:29.020 --> 11:32:54.380 Why does bro have three phones, first of all? 11:32:54.380 --> 11:32:56.580 And why are they giving out I can't drink? 11:32:56.580 --> 11:32:59.580 Doesn't that cost more than found? 11:33:00.580 --> 11:33:02.580 I got so many questions. 11:33:02.580 --> 11:33:04.580 I got so many questions. 11:33:14.580 --> 11:33:16.580 Bro is evil! 11:33:16.580 --> 11:33:18.580 Oh 11:33:24.660 --> 11:33:30.060 Little bro didn't know he's in the next saw movie got to escape the trap 11:33:39.420 --> 11:33:41.420 She says I 11:33:43.740 --> 11:33:45.740 Love the stop 11:33:46.580 --> 11:33:49.260 And there's that like slight hesitation to do it again 11:33:53.620 --> 11:33:55.620 Hey 11:33:55.620 --> 11:33:58.180 Hey, just kidding playing around man 11:33:59.820 --> 11:34:01.740 Kid said nah, give me that 11:34:03.180 --> 11:34:05.180 We ain't doing none of that monkey business 11:34:06.380 --> 11:34:08.380 We bamboozle me 11:34:09.940 --> 11:34:11.940 Throw one of that coin 11:34:11.940 --> 11:34:16.900 What do they call them? 11:34:16.900 --> 11:34:18.940 They call them the Diabeto. 11:34:18.940 --> 11:34:21.940 The Diabeto. 11:34:21.940 --> 11:34:33.460 Diabeto was out for blood. 11:34:33.460 --> 11:34:34.460 Deceased. 11:34:34.460 --> 11:34:35.460 Imagine. 11:34:35.460 --> 11:34:42.460 Imagine, that's the last image you ever see on planet Earth. 11:34:42.460 --> 11:34:49.460 It's between this guy's legs, crushing your cranium. 11:35:05.460 --> 11:35:09.260 I warn you, everyone must stay back. 11:35:09.260 --> 11:35:11.580 The whole crew was curious. 11:35:11.580 --> 11:35:13.860 Can our spy win him over too? 11:35:16.860 --> 11:35:18.940 They await the silverbacks to sit. 11:35:18.940 --> 11:35:20.580 That's a pretty good robot, though. 11:35:23.420 --> 11:35:27.660 Until then, there's a line no one can cross. 11:35:27.660 --> 11:35:31.180 His arm, a barrier between them and the newcomer. 11:35:32.420 --> 11:35:35.140 Oh, okay. 11:35:35.460 --> 11:35:46.700 To show respect, our spy averts his gaze. 11:35:46.700 --> 11:35:52.460 Decision made, spy gorilla can stay. 11:35:52.460 --> 11:35:59.460 Oh, everyone can relax once more. 11:35:59.460 --> 11:36:01.460 Bread. 11:36:06.460 --> 11:36:08.460 Jesus. 11:36:11.460 --> 11:36:18.460 What would have the decision of them not accepting the robot look like, is what I'm curious about. 11:36:18.460 --> 11:36:21.460 Where they're just gonna like smash it to bits. 11:36:21.460 --> 11:36:31.660 Wait, the fact that the robot's actually doing it. 11:36:31.660 --> 11:36:32.660 That's kinda cute. 11:36:32.660 --> 11:36:33.660 Oh no! 11:36:33.660 --> 11:36:34.660 That sabotaged. 11:36:34.660 --> 11:36:35.660 Bruh. 11:36:35.660 --> 11:36:37.660 That's gotta be the most confusing thing. 11:36:37.660 --> 11:36:38.660 Aw. 11:36:38.660 --> 11:36:39.660 Here's Luke. 11:36:39.660 --> 11:36:40.660 Says it all. 11:36:40.660 --> 11:36:41.660 Aw, he thinks he broke it. 11:36:41.660 --> 11:36:42.660 Aw. 11:36:42.660 --> 11:36:44.660 That's gotta be the most confusing thing. 11:36:44.660 --> 11:36:45.660 Aw. 11:36:45.660 --> 11:36:53.820 Aw, he thinks he broke it. 11:36:53.820 --> 11:36:57.340 He thinks he broke like another gorilla or something. 11:36:57.340 --> 11:36:58.340 Look at the shame. 11:36:58.340 --> 11:36:59.340 Look at the shame. 11:36:59.340 --> 11:37:01.340 The shame in his face. 11:37:01.340 --> 11:37:02.340 Aw. 11:37:02.340 --> 11:37:03.340 It's okay. 11:37:03.340 --> 11:37:05.340 But it's not the end for our spy. 11:37:05.900 --> 11:37:06.700 It's okay. 11:37:07.500 --> 11:37:09.900 Who lives to film another day? 11:37:10.700 --> 11:37:12.300 Me, the robotic baby... 11:37:12.300 --> 11:37:13.500 That's so cute, man. 11:37:22.140 --> 11:37:23.020 That's so cute. 11:37:23.020 --> 11:37:37.020 The Paradipet smart staring directly at me after uttering the exact dying words of my 11:37:37.020 --> 11:37:40.620 late wife 23 years after the accident. 11:37:40.620 --> 11:37:46.460 That is detailed, bro. 11:37:46.460 --> 11:38:10.140 of the detail. Fuck! Genuinely, what was she thinking? You know what's weird? I can't 11:38:10.140 --> 11:38:14.900 tell with videos like this, like if they're staged or how exactly does this happen. It 11:38:14.900 --> 11:38:16.900 It can't be real, right? 11:38:16.900 --> 11:38:17.900 There's no way. 11:38:17.900 --> 11:38:19.900 It can't be real, dude. 11:38:21.900 --> 11:38:24.900 What happened to the couple in front? 11:38:24.900 --> 11:38:27.900 Is everyone in this video just dead? 11:38:27.900 --> 11:38:29.900 Uh, it can be real though. 11:38:33.900 --> 11:38:37.900 Inside Japan's worst tiny apartment. 11:38:44.900 --> 11:38:48.580 Here is the width of the building's edge contrast against me. 11:38:48.580 --> 11:38:49.900 It is quite a sight to see. 11:38:49.900 --> 11:38:51.580 Let's head inside and take a peek, because it's not 11:38:51.580 --> 11:38:53.700 just a triangle from the outside, and it has a handful 11:38:53.700 --> 11:38:54.700 of small problems. 11:38:54.700 --> 11:38:57.780 Well, the only residence in that building is Slenderman. 11:38:57.780 --> 11:38:59.820 By the way, at this point crossing in the midi 11:38:59.820 --> 11:39:02.860 might be a little bit of a challenge today. 11:39:02.860 --> 11:39:05.180 It's just Slenderman. 11:39:05.180 --> 11:39:06.980 Slenderman and his cousins. 11:39:06.980 --> 11:39:08.860 And proper width to be able to get through here. 11:39:08.860 --> 11:39:10.380 The stairs themselves are actually 11:39:10.380 --> 11:39:12.820 incredibly narrow and shallow. 11:39:12.820 --> 11:39:17.620 hold on to this center pole the entire time I'm going up just for safety and 11:39:17.620 --> 11:39:20.980 amazingly every single unit here is occupied except for the one that we're 11:39:20.980 --> 11:39:23.620 checking out today I have been waiting a year for this in a real estate 11:39:23.620 --> 11:39:26.340 front of my home runs a YouTube channel on the zone all thinking yeah this is 11:39:26.340 --> 11:39:30.980 literally the slenderman house this is what the kids have been trying to find 11:39:30.980 --> 11:39:33.860 for the last 10 years 11:39:33.860 --> 11:39:39.660 there's just enough space to take off my shoes there opens into a kitchen area and I have questions about the shower area here 11:39:39.660 --> 11:39:48.660 Also, that kind of is door height, because the door is open, and I close the door, and I basically make up the entire space. 11:39:48.660 --> 11:39:52.660 I actually got a bath shower space. It's pretty much not everything that you need, so it's a shower right here. 11:39:52.660 --> 11:39:54.660 They're probably just saying, not a bath shower space. 11:39:54.660 --> 11:39:55.660 They're probably really wondering about it. 11:39:55.660 --> 11:39:58.660 Okay, so here it goes, and you get into the bathroom, and you get into the bath. 11:39:58.660 --> 11:39:59.660 Oh my God. 11:39:59.660 --> 11:40:01.660 And that's actually not a bath bath. 11:40:01.660 --> 11:40:04.660 What is the point of even having a bathtub in this thing? 11:40:04.660 --> 11:40:09.660 What do you utilize that space for like something else? 11:40:09.660 --> 11:40:20.260 Hey, pretty efficient in space though, right? 11:40:20.260 --> 11:40:26.060 It's pretty efficient. 11:40:26.060 --> 11:40:28.060 I'm not gonna throw that damn. 11:40:28.060 --> 11:40:30.060 Gannaro, Omori. 11:40:33.060 --> 11:40:35.060 Konpo sanak. 11:40:36.060 --> 11:40:38.060 Yanclodoban dam. 11:40:38.060 --> 11:40:40.060 Em. 11:40:41.060 --> 11:40:43.060 Gannaro, Omori. 11:40:44.060 --> 11:40:46.060 Excuse me? 11:40:46.060 --> 11:40:48.060 Konpo sanak. 11:40:49.060 --> 11:40:50.060 Yanclodoban dam. 11:40:50.060 --> 11:40:52.060 Broce dead. 11:40:52.060 --> 11:40:54.060 That's percent, broce dead. 11:40:56.060 --> 11:41:02.060 What is that? What is that, puppy? What is that? 11:41:07.060 --> 11:41:11.060 The dog knew. The dog knew exactly what was going on. 11:41:11.060 --> 11:41:13.060 What is that, puppy? What is that? 11:41:15.060 --> 11:41:21.060 After the stone is cut, the seller wants a stone block, but he's already paid for it. 11:41:21.060 --> 11:41:46.340 It's like a $5 million stone right there. 11:41:46.340 --> 11:41:47.340 Brolin covered. 11:41:47.340 --> 11:41:49.340 There's no way to give him the stone back. 11:41:49.340 --> 11:41:52.340 This stone was bought for $50,000. 11:41:52.340 --> 11:41:55.340 Now when he cut it, it's all green. 11:41:55.340 --> 11:41:58.340 It's super high quality green jade. 11:42:02.340 --> 11:42:04.340 Isn't this crazy? 11:42:04.340 --> 11:42:07.340 Found about this whole world where you like buy a stone. 11:42:07.340 --> 11:42:08.340 You have no idea what it is. 11:42:08.340 --> 11:42:09.340 It's basically gambling. 11:42:09.340 --> 11:42:13.340 And you're just trying to get like something out of it that's not rock. 11:42:13.340 --> 11:42:20.340 That's not just like 99% rock. 11:42:43.340 --> 11:42:51.980 bro is basically looking for jade stone because it's super rare so I'm guessing 11:42:51.980 --> 11:42:54.860 like whatever price that he's paying for these little rocks if you actually find 11:42:54.860 --> 11:42:59.700 jade it'd be totally worth it 11:42:59.700 --> 11:43:18.560 As long as it's not like, like blue or pink bro, as long as it's not like, like blue or 11:43:18.560 --> 11:43:19.560 pink bro. 11:43:19.560 --> 11:43:22.160 No way bro. 11:43:22.160 --> 11:43:23.160 It's blue and pink. 11:43:23.160 --> 11:43:27.720 As long as it's not like, like blue or pink bro. 11:43:27.720 --> 11:43:31.720 It's totally fine. It's blue and pink. 11:43:31.720 --> 11:43:34.720 Hehehehe. 11:43:34.720 --> 11:43:39.720 This is the type of stuff they do in Germany, I swear. 11:43:39.720 --> 11:43:44.720 This is the stuff they cook up, man, in Germany, in their kitchen. 11:43:44.720 --> 11:43:49.720 Pulling some type of experiment on their food, man. 11:43:49.720 --> 11:43:53.720 Hell no. 11:43:53.720 --> 11:44:22.720 No, sorry, I have a girlfriend who can sit on me with... 11:44:22.720 --> 11:44:29.040 The audacity to say are you serious like she didn't try to just sit on I wonder 11:44:29.040 --> 11:44:31.680 what her excuse would have been 11:44:31.680 --> 11:44:33.680 I never would know 11:44:45.560 --> 11:44:48.560 When the master Riz is the student 11:44:55.040 --> 11:44:57.040 It's crazy 11:45:01.680 --> 11:45:03.680 Oh my, are you a witch? 11:45:03.680 --> 11:45:04.180 Yeah. 11:45:04.180 --> 11:45:05.680 I mean, you look so cute. 11:45:05.680 --> 11:45:07.680 I love your outfit. 11:45:07.680 --> 11:45:09.680 Dude, can you, can you actually have a course on me? 11:45:09.680 --> 11:45:10.680 Yeah, I'm sorry. 11:45:14.680 --> 11:45:16.680 Oh my, are you a witch? 11:45:16.680 --> 11:45:18.680 I mean, you look so cute. 11:45:18.680 --> 11:45:19.680 I love your outfit. 11:45:19.680 --> 11:45:21.680 Dude, can you, can you actually have a course on me? 11:45:21.680 --> 11:45:22.680 Yeah, I'm sorry. 11:45:22.680 --> 11:45:24.680 What? 11:45:24.680 --> 11:45:26.680 I'm here. 11:45:26.680 --> 11:45:28.680 What? 11:45:28.680 --> 11:45:30.680 Yeah. 11:45:30.680 --> 11:45:32.680 Oh, wait. 11:45:32.680 --> 11:45:34.680 Oh, wait. 11:45:34.680 --> 11:45:36.680 Oh, wait. 11:45:36.680 --> 11:45:38.680 Oh. 11:45:38.680 --> 11:45:40.680 Oh. 11:45:40.680 --> 11:45:42.680 Hey, yo, that thing's falling to you. 11:45:42.680 --> 11:45:44.680 Oh, wait. 11:45:44.680 --> 11:45:46.680 You just got to make peace with death at that point. 11:45:46.680 --> 11:45:48.680 You just got to make peace. 11:45:48.680 --> 11:45:50.680 You're done. 11:45:50.680 --> 11:45:56.280 They both got swallowed whole by the way. 11:45:56.280 --> 11:46:01.240 It was the Japanese salamander that uploaded this video. 11:46:01.240 --> 11:46:04.400 They are in control of the account now. 11:46:04.400 --> 11:46:15.320 These two absorbed by acid in this salamander's stomach. 11:46:15.320 --> 11:46:16.640 I think that was the last video. 11:46:16.640 --> 11:46:18.640 Or did I have more? 11:46:18.640 --> 11:46:20.640 Do-do-do-do-do-DAMN! 11:46:20.640 --> 11:46:22.640 We went through... 11:46:22.640 --> 11:46:24.640 We went through it pretty fast. 11:46:24.640 --> 11:46:26.640 That's crazy. 11:46:26.640 --> 11:46:28.640 Or is there more? 11:46:28.640 --> 11:46:30.640 Oh, there's more. We got... 11:46:30.640 --> 11:46:32.640 We got a few more. 11:46:34.640 --> 11:46:36.640 We got a few more. 11:46:36.640 --> 11:46:51.480 He is a regular at this establishment. 11:46:51.480 --> 11:46:57.440 Make way for bro. 11:46:57.440 --> 11:47:07.780 Now, that's creativity right there. 11:47:07.780 --> 11:47:17.500 That is creativity right there, but I feel like it'd be pretty easy to find if you just 11:47:17.500 --> 11:47:24.540 look out for whoever owns that thing, that traffic-looking cone thing. 11:47:24.540 --> 11:47:39.540 It's a laugh dude. It's the feel-good ink laugh. 11:47:39.540 --> 11:47:48.540 So good man. So good. 11:47:54.540 --> 11:47:56.540 How do you hold a cup? 11:47:56.540 --> 11:47:58.540 How do you hold that? 11:47:58.540 --> 11:48:00.540 How do you hold it? 11:48:00.540 --> 11:48:02.540 I want it. 11:48:02.540 --> 11:48:04.540 You'd be able to find the wrong way to hold something. 11:48:06.540 --> 11:48:08.540 Or is it the right way? 11:48:08.540 --> 11:48:10.540 How do you hold a cup? 11:48:10.540 --> 11:48:12.540 How do you hold that cup? 11:48:12.540 --> 11:48:14.540 I don't know. 11:48:14.540 --> 11:48:16.540 I'm just taking it back now. 11:48:16.540 --> 11:48:18.540 I don't know. 11:48:24.540 --> 11:48:29.540 Uh-oh, look out. It's a casual citizen in Bakersfield, California. 11:48:43.540 --> 11:48:45.540 Hey, he's pretty good though. 11:48:45.540 --> 11:48:48.540 Definitely doesn't get paid enough to be that bit of a zombie. 11:48:48.540 --> 11:48:50.540 There's no way. 11:48:50.540 --> 11:48:52.540 Bro's going that extra mile. 11:48:54.540 --> 11:49:14.380 So my question is, how does this dude steer this thing? 11:49:14.380 --> 11:49:20.060 How does he steer it? 11:49:20.060 --> 11:49:30.980 impressive. First date she refused to get out of the car because he took her to 11:49:30.980 --> 11:49:40.980 the cheesecake factory. What's wrong with the cheesecake factory? Cheesecake 11:49:40.980 --> 11:49:47.980 Factory is expensive by the way. Yes. Rolls down the window and says yes. 11:49:47.980 --> 11:50:04.980 This is the cheesecake factory. This is the cheesecake factory y'all. 11:50:04.980 --> 11:50:11.400 This is a chain. Who takes someone that looks like this to a chain? 11:50:24.180 --> 11:50:26.180 The audacity 11:50:26.660 --> 11:50:29.980 The audacity man, holy smokes 11:50:32.220 --> 11:50:34.220 Seriously though, what's wrong with the cheesecake? 11:50:34.980 --> 11:50:36.420 Let's talk about it. 11:50:36.420 --> 11:50:39.140 Feel like if you've never been to a cheesecake factory, 11:50:39.140 --> 11:50:40.660 I mean, to go all out on the fruit. 11:50:40.660 --> 11:50:45.420 You have a misconstrued idea about it. 11:50:45.420 --> 11:50:48.300 Well, you take out a beautiful woman. 11:50:48.300 --> 11:50:52.740 And you're courting her because I get courted. 11:50:52.740 --> 11:50:55.060 So you're courting her, right? 11:50:55.060 --> 11:50:57.300 You're supposed to take care of her. 11:50:57.300 --> 11:50:58.580 You're supposed to cover her. 11:50:58.580 --> 11:51:02.740 You're supposed to protect her, cherish her, treat her well. 11:51:02.740 --> 11:51:03.740 Yeah. 11:51:03.740 --> 11:51:05.740 I agree. 11:51:05.740 --> 11:51:09.740 I went into the state and I expected... 11:51:09.740 --> 11:51:13.740 The context dude, this is like a live video that she started 11:51:13.740 --> 11:51:16.740 when Bro pulled up to the Cheesecake Factory. 11:51:16.740 --> 11:51:21.740 I think this is like a live video on her Facebook or Instagram or something like that. 11:51:21.740 --> 11:51:26.740 And just treat you like a gentleman, which I believe I have done. 11:51:26.740 --> 11:51:29.740 I mean, you've been treating me nice. 11:51:29.740 --> 11:51:32.740 And that's Cheesecake Factory. 11:51:32.740 --> 11:51:39.740 She got so caught up on the Cheesecake Factory, man. 11:52:02.740 --> 11:52:08.520 Okay, I don't know about the hand holding or putting an arm around a hand on the first date come on now 11:52:09.400 --> 11:52:11.400 I'm the first day 11:52:14.480 --> 11:52:18.920 Why would you expect anything that's like when you're just getting to know somebody 11:52:18.920 --> 11:52:26.520 And then, but, I mean I feel like I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do as a woman. 11:52:26.520 --> 11:52:29.240 But I got myself wrong with the cheesecake time. 11:52:29.240 --> 11:52:31.240 Yeah on the first day that's like way too much. 11:52:31.240 --> 11:52:32.760 Yes, there's a lot wrong with the cheesecake. 11:52:32.760 --> 11:52:33.760 To expect anything. 11:52:33.760 --> 11:52:34.760 Other than just like hanging out. 11:52:34.760 --> 11:52:35.760 I'm hanging out with my friends. 11:52:35.760 --> 11:52:36.760 Where we were going to go. 11:52:36.760 --> 11:52:37.760 Getting to know somebody I guess. 11:52:37.760 --> 11:52:38.760 See, now that's where we should have went. 11:52:38.760 --> 11:52:39.760 Alright, right there. 11:52:39.760 --> 11:52:40.760 Call him. 11:52:40.760 --> 11:52:41.760 Call him. 11:52:41.760 --> 11:52:42.760 No. 11:52:42.760 --> 11:52:43.760 What do you mean? 11:52:43.760 --> 11:52:45.760 What do you mean? 11:52:45.760 --> 11:52:47.760 What do you mean? 11:52:47.760 --> 11:52:53.760 I told you yesterday and this morning that I come to pick you up at 4am. 11:52:53.760 --> 11:52:55.760 I told you, right? 11:52:55.760 --> 11:52:57.760 And I got to your place at 4pm. 11:52:57.760 --> 11:53:01.760 You didn't even come down for another hour. 11:53:01.760 --> 11:53:05.760 So I was waiting downstairs for an hour. 11:53:05.760 --> 11:53:09.760 But I wasn't expecting for work to take me so long. 11:53:09.760 --> 11:53:11.760 I got home a little late. 11:53:11.760 --> 11:53:15.760 Like I said, I don't know you well enough to invite you up into my apartment. 11:53:15.760 --> 11:53:17.760 And that is not possible. 11:53:17.760 --> 11:53:18.760 And that's what I'm saying. 11:53:18.760 --> 11:53:19.760 Fair enough. 11:53:19.760 --> 11:53:28.760 I'm thinking, okay, if we're not there in the relationship to, you know, meet at your apartment, 11:53:28.760 --> 11:53:35.760 then maybe we're not ready in a relationship for such a nice fancy restaurant as Arya. 11:53:35.760 --> 11:53:36.760 Well, you see, that was his first mistake, though. 11:53:36.760 --> 11:53:39.760 Why would he make a reservation at such a fancy restaurant? 11:53:39.760 --> 11:53:47.680 would have been the first date if we're late I mean I mean if he was not gonna 11:53:47.680 --> 11:53:52.600 be comfortable with it later on so not that it's a not that it's problematic 11:53:52.600 --> 11:53:59.280 to have that mentality but to then redact it just because she didn't like 11:53:59.280 --> 11:54:06.580 want to hold his hand basically you know what I mean although the the audacity 11:54:06.580 --> 11:54:09.400 though to pull up and try to make a good evening out of it and then be like 11:54:09.400 --> 11:54:17.880 And then start recording a live video too and putting it on display that's crazy 11:54:17.880 --> 11:54:37.880 I will not. That's embarrassing. I have a very specific expectation for Dale. I can tell it's not going to be there and maybe we're not right for each other. So, effectively, I'm going to be there. 11:54:37.880 --> 11:54:39.880 That's how you do it. 11:54:39.880 --> 11:54:41.880 I don't know who you're doing. 11:54:41.880 --> 11:54:43.880 Yeah. 11:54:43.880 --> 11:54:48.880 So you just want to call it a night? 11:54:48.880 --> 11:54:51.880 I mean, is there some kind of compromise or something? 11:54:51.880 --> 11:54:52.880 Nope. 11:54:52.880 --> 11:54:54.880 Ladies, can you believe this? 11:54:54.880 --> 11:54:55.880 Yep. 11:54:55.880 --> 11:54:57.880 Sorry, y'all. 11:54:57.880 --> 11:55:06.880 If I don't feel respected, I'm not going to go through the rest of the day. 11:55:06.880 --> 11:55:13.320 Love the fact to that she spent at least at least an hour getting ready to you know to me 11:55:14.080 --> 11:55:16.080 At least an hour 11:55:22.760 --> 11:55:26.040 Wait a second, wait a second. I understand now understand everything 11:55:36.880 --> 11:55:42.880 I've already said that, and you broke it on me once, so I'm sorry. 11:55:42.880 --> 11:55:43.880 I'm sorry. 11:55:43.880 --> 11:55:44.880 Dude. 11:55:44.880 --> 11:55:48.880 Fair enough, though. 11:55:48.880 --> 11:55:51.800 Fair enough. 11:55:51.800 --> 11:55:52.800 Somebody acts like that. 11:55:52.800 --> 11:55:53.800 I understand. 11:55:53.800 --> 11:55:55.800 You gotta park your ways. 11:55:55.800 --> 11:55:58.240 You gotta park your ways. 11:55:58.240 --> 11:55:59.240 It's over. 11:55:59.240 --> 11:56:03.720 I just know she's gonna have a bad night, though. 11:56:03.720 --> 11:56:08.240 Nah, you know what, she's probably got somebody on speed dial. 11:56:08.240 --> 11:56:12.040 She's got somebody on speed dial that just hit up, little booty call, and you get dressed 11:56:12.040 --> 11:56:14.520 up like that, and it didn't work out. 11:56:14.520 --> 11:56:19.880 It's like, okay, let me hit the speed dial real quick, let's go out and have a drink. 11:56:19.880 --> 11:56:22.880 She's not gonna waste the look, that's for sure. 11:56:22.880 --> 11:56:23.880 Oh, shoot! 11:56:23.880 --> 11:56:24.880 What are they doing? 11:56:24.880 --> 11:56:29.880 Are they playing tag or something? 11:56:29.880 --> 11:56:36.880 It's like the dragon is playing tag or something. 11:56:36.880 --> 11:56:38.880 Oh, shoot! 11:56:38.880 --> 11:56:43.880 What are they doing? 11:56:43.880 --> 11:56:51.880 Are they playing tag or something? 11:56:51.880 --> 11:56:53.880 It's like the Dragon Ball Z attack 11:57:07.080 --> 11:57:13.200 Okay, wait now it's like kind of stage though. It's looking like that. Where are they? I don't know what the language this is 11:57:16.840 --> 11:57:20.200 Pakistan it's like some Pakistan WWE 11:57:21.880 --> 11:57:33.240 I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman, look at that guy, how handsome he is. 11:57:33.240 --> 11:57:38.160 I'll kiss him, not with a lot of enjoyment, but that's okay. 11:57:38.160 --> 11:57:43.920 I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, look at that guy, how handsome he is. 11:57:43.920 --> 11:57:47.400 I'll kiss him, not with a lot of enjoyment. 11:57:47.400 --> 11:57:50.400 Notice how the crowd just started like, not... 11:57:51.400 --> 11:57:53.400 Momen- Momen said man and woman. 11:57:53.400 --> 11:57:55.400 The crowd was like, oh... 11:57:59.400 --> 11:58:01.400 He tried to save face by saying, 11:58:01.400 --> 11:58:04.400 not with a lot of enjoyment, but that's okay. 11:58:05.400 --> 11:58:07.400 Dude, it's so stupid. 11:58:08.400 --> 11:58:12.400 Not the poltergeist! Oh my god, not the fan! 11:58:13.400 --> 11:58:15.400 Oh, get that baby out of there! 11:58:15.400 --> 11:58:17.400 Get that baby outta there! 11:58:17.400 --> 11:58:18.400 Woo! 11:58:18.400 --> 11:58:21.400 Thank God she did that. That baby was gonna die. 11:58:21.400 --> 11:58:22.400 If she didn't do that. 11:58:22.400 --> 11:58:25.400 Oh my God, man. That fan was about to do something. 11:58:25.400 --> 11:58:28.400 I found, was about to do something to both of them. 11:58:28.400 --> 11:58:30.400 Woo! 11:58:30.400 --> 11:58:32.400 Thank God she tried to... 11:58:32.400 --> 11:58:35.400 I think, I think she, she got it beat down 11:58:35.400 --> 11:58:38.400 with that stuffed animal first. 11:58:38.400 --> 11:58:40.400 Holy smokes. 11:58:40.400 --> 11:58:43.400 That could have been the last time we've seen these people. 11:58:45.400 --> 11:58:54.620 I think the fans just hold. Nah, I'm full of the spirits. That's totally spirits. The 11:58:54.620 --> 11:59:11.440 Holy Spirits. Poor dog thought he was just going for a walk. Next thing you know, fine 11:59:11.440 --> 11:59:22.780 for his life in the sky. 3,000 kilometers above air. Dude, I don't know. I wonder what 11:59:22.780 --> 11:59:29.440 goes on in a dog's brain when they see that. Because some dogs are afraid of heights, you 11:59:29.440 --> 11:59:36.240 know? But like just being elevated, like at a high level. I can't even imagine a dog 11:59:36.240 --> 11:59:39.540 I've flown above these trees and being like, oh god. 11:59:39.540 --> 11:59:45.040 Because they don't have a concept of like, they're actually being like, secured or carried, 11:59:45.040 --> 11:59:46.040 you know what I mean? 11:59:46.040 --> 11:59:50.040 I don't know, that feels stressful, that's all I'm saying. 11:59:50.040 --> 11:59:53.040 There'd be some stress on the animal, that's for sure. 12:00:06.240 --> 12:00:15.240 You want all the money you need? The money you deserve? Call me for $5.9 cash. I'm low, the hammer's tickly. I'm gonna get you all the money in all sectors. 12:00:15.240 --> 12:00:20.240 Low, the hammer's dead like $4.9 cash. 12:00:21.240 --> 12:00:24.240 Serious injuries? Don't despair. 12:00:24.240 --> 12:00:26.240 Bro's going through like some midlife crisis. 12:00:26.240 --> 12:00:27.240 I'm low. 12:00:27.240 --> 12:00:28.240 Mid-script. 12:00:28.240 --> 12:00:34.240 I will put down everyone responsible for hurting you. I will make them pay dearly. 12:00:34.240 --> 12:00:39.240 The way he just yells out, CASH! 12:00:39.240 --> 12:00:44.240 Yeah, I think that's a male climax indeed. 12:00:44.240 --> 12:00:49.240 Alright, well that's it. 12:00:49.240 --> 12:00:54.240 That's all the TikTok. 12:00:54.240 --> 12:00:58.240 Let's see my For You page in the meantime. 12:00:58.240 --> 12:01:03.240 My For You page. 12:01:03.240 --> 12:01:07.400 is empty? 12:01:07.400 --> 12:01:10.480 TikTok? Hello? 12:01:10.480 --> 12:01:16.480 TikTok? Hello? You know what's kind of satisfying? 12:01:16.480 --> 12:01:20.320 The jade rocks. I think the jade rocks 12:01:20.320 --> 12:01:27.160 are quite satisfying. Let me see if I can find more of those. 12:01:27.160 --> 12:01:30.920 This guy right here, man. 12:01:30.920 --> 12:01:32.920 This guy right here 12:01:45.160 --> 12:01:49.300 One second, I'm gonna go pee and I will be right back 12:01:50.520 --> 12:01:55.000 Are you still uploading tiktok by the way? Yeah, I'm actually uploading a lot of the reaction ones right now 12:01:56.840 --> 12:01:59.360 And I think there's some death space ones up there also 12:02:00.920 --> 12:02:03.920 The Spiffy Luna. 12:02:03.920 --> 12:02:04.920 She do be looking spiffy. 12:02:30.920 --> 12:02:55.600 All right, everyone, I'm back. 12:02:55.600 --> 12:02:59.060 down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down 12:02:59.060 --> 12:03:04.400 where is the lunada where did she go she is literally in the other room she's not too 12:03:04.400 --> 12:03:09.080 far away if she wants to come over here she can come over here 12:03:09.080 --> 12:03:13.520 The man bought the rock for eighty thousand dollars everyone in the village wanted to 12:03:13.520 --> 12:03:20.200 see him laugh everyone already expected the man to cry just when we were about to make 12:03:20.200 --> 12:03:25.200 What? It was purple jade. 12:03:25.200 --> 12:03:29.200 Purple jade? Damn! 12:03:29.200 --> 12:03:33.200 This guy said my checkup video was a bit too long. 12:03:33.200 --> 12:03:36.200 He said there couldn't be any jade in my shoes. 12:03:36.200 --> 12:03:38.200 He claims to be a stone expert. 12:03:38.200 --> 12:03:40.200 My shoes? 12:03:40.200 --> 12:03:43.200 He paid ten times as much for it. 12:03:43.200 --> 12:03:45.200 I told him not to go back on your word. 12:03:45.200 --> 12:03:48.200 These stones are from my collection. 12:03:48.200 --> 12:03:50.200 Cutting yellow white. Hello. 12:03:50.200 --> 12:03:52.200 It's the yellow green James. 12:03:52.200 --> 12:03:54.200 Wooo! 12:03:54.200 --> 12:03:56.200 Very cute. 12:03:56.200 --> 12:03:58.200 After he died, he walked to the inn. 12:03:58.200 --> 12:04:00.200 He was told to buy stuff. 12:04:00.200 --> 12:04:02.200 He lost his temper. 12:04:02.200 --> 12:04:04.200 What? 12:04:04.200 --> 12:04:06.200 This guy said my check-up video was fake. 12:04:06.200 --> 12:04:10.200 He said there couldn't be any jade in my shoes. 12:04:10.200 --> 12:04:12.200 He claims to be a stone expert. 12:04:12.200 --> 12:04:14.200 If these don't have jade, 12:04:14.200 --> 12:04:16.200 he paid ten times as much for it. 12:04:16.200 --> 12:04:21.920 Next time I'm asking to put the money before cutting. Yeah, literally 12:04:38.400 --> 12:04:40.680 He's gonna throw his grandmother in the bus like that 12:04:46.200 --> 12:04:53.560 real one. You can see the colors really smooth and even. That's what we call... 12:04:53.560 --> 12:04:57.640 I can see that. What about the fake one? What about the fake? 12:04:57.640 --> 12:05:03.720 Inside is looking like a spider web. That's a sign of color tie. 12:05:03.720 --> 12:05:09.720 And the color is not smooth at all. That's a sign of... 12:05:09.720 --> 12:05:14.200 That kind of makes sense. Now let's put them in somewhere far. 12:05:14.200 --> 12:05:16.200 That kind of makes sense. 12:05:16.200 --> 12:05:18.200 Oh, he's not dead. 12:05:32.200 --> 12:05:35.200 Oh, I know. Now I know. 12:05:35.200 --> 12:05:43.780 The broken a bag of chips for good luck 12:05:54.280 --> 12:05:59.340 What's inside the rock hey? 12:06:05.200 --> 12:06:07.260 you 12:06:35.200 --> 12:06:37.260 you 12:07:05.200 --> 12:07:07.260 you 12:07:35.200 --> 12:07:37.260 you 12:08:05.200 --> 12:08:07.260 you 12:09:05.200 --> 12:09:14.960 It's got to be more green they don't want the they don't want that other stuff in it 12:09:14.960 --> 12:09:33.160 Is it going to be Jade? 12:09:33.160 --> 12:09:34.160 Imperial Jade? 12:09:34.160 --> 12:09:37.960 Yeah, the purple one was really pretty, huh? 12:09:37.960 --> 12:09:41.800 Apparently, it's not as rare, though. 12:09:41.800 --> 12:09:45.920 Jade is like, crammed to the cram, the most expensive stuff you can get. 12:09:45.920 --> 12:09:49.720 More expensive than diamonds. 12:09:49.720 --> 12:09:54.880 They bro just say it's jade for sure, but low quality. 12:09:54.880 --> 12:09:57.720 So there's a great nice jade slick. 12:09:57.720 --> 12:10:00.320 Nice and hard, I can hear it when I tap it. 12:10:00.320 --> 12:10:03.560 It's definitely hard, it's beautiful green. 12:10:03.560 --> 12:10:05.120 Nice little palmstone I found as well. 12:10:05.120 --> 12:10:07.280 This is the first one I picked up. 12:10:07.280 --> 12:10:11.400 Evan just picked up a nice piece of dark nephrite over there, definitely. 12:10:11.400 --> 12:10:17.480 But I think for the one I'm taking today, unless I trade up, that's it. 12:10:17.480 --> 12:10:20.080 There's a beautiful chunk of Chinese writing stone there. 12:10:20.080 --> 12:10:24.200 It's like flower stone except the crystals create what look to be Chinese patterns rather 12:10:24.200 --> 12:10:25.200 than flowers. 12:10:25.200 --> 12:10:27.000 Very cool. 12:10:27.000 --> 12:10:29.920 This piece just pings when you tap it. 12:10:29.920 --> 12:10:30.920 What does that mean? 12:10:30.920 --> 12:10:31.920 It's so hard. 12:10:31.920 --> 12:10:37.080 And that's what you get the farther along on that transition between jade and serpentine 12:10:37.080 --> 12:10:41.160 and the more you're going to get that hard, hard pinging sound. 12:10:41.160 --> 12:10:42.660 So there's a great nice... 12:10:42.660 --> 12:10:45.160 Why does Brogw gotta sound so sensual? 12:10:45.160 --> 12:10:46.660 ...I hear it when I tap it. 12:10:46.660 --> 12:10:47.660 Crystal flash... 12:10:50.660 --> 12:10:51.660 Hello? 12:10:51.660 --> 12:10:53.660 Crystal flashlight, how to find gems? 12:10:53.660 --> 12:10:54.660 So there's... 12:10:54.660 --> 12:10:57.160 Crystal flashlight, how to find gems? 12:10:57.160 --> 12:11:00.660 You specifically look for this type of stone. 12:11:00.660 --> 12:11:02.660 Look at this big emerald. 12:11:02.660 --> 12:11:05.160 This is the kind of stone it's picked out of. 12:11:05.160 --> 12:11:07.660 Like this thick skinned stone. 12:11:07.660 --> 12:11:09.160 Direct break open. 12:11:09.160 --> 12:11:14.040 just plain old rocks look at this piece of skin and very thin 12:11:14.680 --> 12:11:16.440 grind off the shell of the stone 12:11:20.440 --> 12:11:23.480 then flush it with water see the jade in it 12:11:24.840 --> 12:11:29.400 crystal flashlight how to find gems you specifically look for this 12:11:29.400 --> 12:11:33.800 hi chat we head into the village my fans paid seven we're gonna find some stones 12:11:33.800 --> 12:11:39.120 Start picking up some rocks start gathering some jade 12:12:03.800 --> 12:12:09.160 This stone doesn't show anything. I'd say it's just an ordinary stone. 12:12:09.160 --> 12:12:13.640 He said he bought it for five hundred dollars. I think he should get his money back. 12:12:13.640 --> 12:12:14.760 Five hundred dollars for rock. 12:12:14.760 --> 12:12:17.400 But he cut the stone. He's going to lose out. 12:12:20.120 --> 12:12:24.120 Super green jade. At least five hundred thousand dollars. 12:12:24.120 --> 12:12:24.600 Why? 12:12:25.640 --> 12:12:29.960 I really think that this high school kid sends me a video. 12:12:29.960 --> 12:12:31.560 If it is jade, the stone is worth a lot of money. 12:12:31.560 --> 12:12:37.560 I'd say it's just an ordinary stone. He said he bought it for $500. 12:12:37.560 --> 12:12:45.560 G-dite, G-stone, please. Will it be a high-quality stone? Answer it, yes. 12:12:45.560 --> 12:12:47.560 Damn! 12:12:47.560 --> 12:12:53.560 G-dite, today there is a little brother. Ask me to buy back the stones for $50. 12:12:53.560 --> 12:12:58.560 This will be a trade-off. Check out the stones under the crystal lamp. 12:12:58.560 --> 12:13:05.680 the lamp the guy said I was lucky that they told me ice because his face was covered in dirt so 12:13:05.680 --> 12:13:15.200 I will trade oh this kind of jade is very rare it's a super rare blue emerald today 12:13:15.200 --> 12:13:18.080 there's a little brother we just scanned the kid 12:13:20.240 --> 12:13:25.600 god damn jade so expensive it is now jade is a mineral that is often used in jeweler 12:13:25.600 --> 12:13:32.960 There are actually two different types of jade and the most expensive is jadeite specifically the emerald green time which is more valuable than diamonds 12:13:33.200 --> 12:13:41.600 The first reason is that it's very difficult to buy. Like many minerals it forms naturally and emerald green jade is most commonly found in one place which is karma 12:13:41.600 --> 12:13:49.920 Due to its rarity and extremely high demand the price of jade can fetch up to three million dollars a carat. Why is jade so expensive? 12:13:50.080 --> 12:13:54.080 If you didn't know, jade is the jeweler. 12:13:54.080 --> 12:13:56.080 See, I wasn't lying! 12:14:16.080 --> 12:14:18.080 Smash is so hard there is a price tag on it. 12:14:18.080 --> 12:14:20.080 Haha, literally dude. 12:14:20.080 --> 12:14:30.920 How did the price tag get in the rock though? 12:14:30.920 --> 12:14:36.960 What's it gonna get? 12:14:36.960 --> 12:14:43.280 Dude the way that these people just cut these rocks with like no safety gear is stressing 12:14:43.280 --> 12:14:44.280 me. 12:14:44.280 --> 12:14:51.520 Can you believe this rock is worth $500,000? It's my family heirloom. This stone 12:14:51.520 --> 12:14:58.280 is 300 years old. Look at the green one. It must be dark green jade inside. I want 12:14:58.280 --> 12:15:04.200 straight to the expert to cut the stone. I've become a millionaire. Don't envy me. 12:15:04.200 --> 12:15:11.640 Cut it open. Look at their greedy eyes. Look at the results. What? Where is my 12:15:11.640 --> 12:15:17.880 green jade where's my five hundred thousand dollars oh my god 12:15:22.360 --> 12:15:26.360 can you believe this rock is worth five hundred thousand dollars it's 12:15:26.360 --> 12:15:31.880 not that early this stone is well hey if you got five hundred thousand 12:15:31.880 --> 12:15:33.880 for it, though. 12:15:45.080 --> 12:15:47.240 What is that? Is that the blue jade? 12:15:52.840 --> 12:15:57.080 We bought the rock for $80,000. Jesus Christ. 12:15:58.840 --> 12:16:00.840 Talk about gambling. 12:16:00.840 --> 12:16:02.840 Never seen rock gambling before! 12:16:30.840 --> 12:16:32.840 Yeah 12:16:33.640 --> 12:16:35.640 Rose actually buying a gf 12:16:38.560 --> 12:16:40.560 What happened 12:16:41.480 --> 12:16:48.320 This man sells for 30 million dollars my dad thought he was crazy and tell him not to touch you 12:16:48.440 --> 12:16:54.560 Look like he's here to God. My dad only gets this can't be like us dollars. There's no way 12:16:55.040 --> 12:16:57.280 There's no way they're talking about us dollars, man 12:16:57.280 --> 12:17:01.520 Look at this dog. This fan-style- 12:17:01.520 --> 12:17:03.520 Holy smokes, dude. 12:17:03.520 --> 12:17:07.520 My dad thought he was crazy. And told him not to touch him. 12:17:07.520 --> 12:17:09.520 Look like he's here to rob. 12:17:12.320 --> 12:17:16.240 $30 million dollars. It's like they're using that like that um 12:17:17.600 --> 12:17:20.240 that amount as if it's like I don't know some roblox currency. 12:17:23.200 --> 12:17:24.000 Is it Jade? 12:17:24.000 --> 12:17:30.400 oh why does that make me think of um I kinda want to watch now is it cake 12:17:31.440 --> 12:17:32.640 let me see like a final for you guys 12:17:35.280 --> 12:17:36.560 is it cake 12:17:36.560 --> 12:17:58.520 Oh, it was Chinese currency. Okay. They said dollars though. They said dollars. 12:17:58.520 --> 12:18:18.520 Do they have any episodes on YouTube? 12:18:18.520 --> 12:18:19.520 There we go. 12:18:19.520 --> 12:18:22.960 We got one episode. 12:18:22.960 --> 12:18:24.960 I think, hopefully. 12:18:40.800 --> 12:18:42.800 One of these suitcases is cake! 12:18:45.120 --> 12:18:47.120 Do you know which one it is? 12:18:52.960 --> 12:18:54.960 One is real. Just throw that out there. 12:18:54.960 --> 12:18:56.960 One is real. 12:18:56.960 --> 12:19:00.960 I feel like two is a kind of thing. 12:19:00.960 --> 12:19:03.960 Three that's too obvious. 12:19:03.960 --> 12:19:05.960 I can't tell really at all. 12:19:05.960 --> 12:19:06.960 Ten seconds. 12:19:06.960 --> 12:19:08.960 Yeah, I don't think it's three. 12:19:08.960 --> 12:19:09.960 Yeah. 12:19:09.960 --> 12:19:12.960 Well, there's not four. That's my underwear. 12:19:12.960 --> 12:19:14.960 Two to two. 12:19:14.960 --> 12:19:16.960 I wanted to say it was four. 12:19:16.960 --> 12:19:18.960 Two to two. 12:19:18.960 --> 12:19:20.960 Time's up. 12:19:20.960 --> 12:19:24.960 No, one. It's one. 12:19:24.960 --> 12:19:28.960 No, it's four. No, it's one. 12:19:28.960 --> 12:19:32.960 It's four. It's four. I'm going to guess four. 12:19:32.960 --> 12:19:36.960 Number four looks like cake. 12:19:36.960 --> 12:19:40.960 This one is subconsciously flat, like a cake, 12:19:40.960 --> 12:19:44.960 so I just want to cut it in half and eat it. 12:19:44.960 --> 12:19:48.960 Andrew, everything you've worked for 12:19:48.960 --> 12:19:58.620 throughout this competition comes down to this case and this night so here we go guys is it 12:19:58.620 --> 12:19:59.620 It's K? 12:20:06.620 --> 12:20:08.620 AHHHHHHHHH! 12:20:09.620 --> 12:20:11.620 They fooled him! 12:20:13.620 --> 12:20:14.620 It's not a cake! 12:20:16.620 --> 12:20:18.620 Let me guess, it was 4, right? 12:20:19.620 --> 12:20:21.620 It's gotta be 4. 12:20:28.620 --> 12:20:30.620 Like I said, I'm gonna guess four 12:20:47.100 --> 12:20:50.280 Damn the one that she thought to they didn't listen to her though I 12:20:52.500 --> 12:20:55.340 Told you I told y'all it was gonna be four I 12:20:55.340 --> 12:21:01.420 I know what's cake. I know if it's cake 12:21:04.500 --> 12:21:12.180 Hey, now I'm gonna kind of hungry though. Y'all got a cake. You got a cake chat. I would like some cake, please 12:21:20.780 --> 12:21:23.580 Oh, please just say I do 12:21:25.340 --> 12:21:27.340 What? 12:21:28.040 --> 12:21:30.040 What is this? 12:21:31.140 --> 12:21:33.500 Let's play game which one is real which one is cake I 12:21:35.780 --> 12:21:37.780 Don't think you can see it though 12:21:39.020 --> 12:21:41.020 Hold up 12:21:41.380 --> 12:21:43.380 Meow 12:21:50.860 --> 12:21:54.940 Wait, that's corn isn't it that was cake 12:21:55.340 --> 12:21:59.340 That looks like the inside of corn though. 12:21:59.340 --> 12:22:03.340 Okay, that was pretty obvious. 12:22:03.340 --> 12:22:07.340 Ah, that's pretty obvious, man. 12:22:25.340 --> 12:22:27.340 Okay, is that K-Class? 12:22:27.340 --> 12:22:29.340 School's in session. 12:22:36.340 --> 12:22:37.340 Is that a bag? 12:22:37.340 --> 12:22:39.340 Good. 12:22:46.340 --> 12:22:48.340 I kinda figured it would be that. 12:22:55.340 --> 12:23:03.800 Dude, it's amazing what fondant can do. 12:23:03.800 --> 12:23:17.140 Fondant can turn anything into cake, but you have to get like the lighting right, like 12:23:17.140 --> 12:23:19.140 Shading 12:23:26.940 --> 12:23:29.420 Hey, that wasn't cake that was a straight-up glue stick 12:23:32.460 --> 12:23:37.580 You see that guy that makes sculptures out of chocolate yeah, yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about 12:23:37.580 --> 12:23:42.820 Let's play real or cake fruit edition part one watermelon real or cake 12:23:42.820 --> 12:23:44.820 Oh 12:23:44.940 --> 12:23:49.280 Real in my left hand for backup on this call that pineapple real or cake cake 12:23:50.340 --> 12:23:55.160 It's a cake. I hand cut and paint it all. Whoa. I actually thought it was real though real or cake 12:23:56.620 --> 12:23:59.300 It's cake even though a lot of people mistake it for an apple 12:23:59.300 --> 12:24:06.400 But I am a real it is a cake. It's why I had a hard life apple real or cake 12:24:06.400 --> 12:24:12.040 cake it's real I'll put two of real or cake fruit edition next week let's play 12:24:12.040 --> 12:24:17.080 real I think I won though part one we're gonna find out today is it cake okay 12:24:17.080 --> 12:24:20.840 Scott which one of these is cake they all look like apples I said the middle one 12:24:20.840 --> 12:24:25.080 is cake I say the far right one let's go 12:24:25.080 --> 12:24:29.480 that's a hundred percent of these objects real obvious objects cake I bet you 12:24:29.480 --> 12:24:33.680 can't get it right real banana oh shoot is a real banana it looks like a real 12:24:33.680 --> 12:24:39.680 Banana is it a cake real shoe or cake shoe? I actually know lacy's giving this one right? I wasn't expecting the hand to be cake 12:24:39.920 --> 12:24:43.040 real sandwich or cake sandwich that looks real to me and looks so 12:24:44.000 --> 12:24:46.000 It's a cake is this real or is this fake? 12:24:47.280 --> 12:24:54.240 I'm at speed bro critchy on a Ronaldo cr 17 man cr 7 no seven 12:24:55.680 --> 12:24:58.800 Dude, I am so happy today man because I got 12:25:03.680 --> 12:25:07.160 I'm a big fan hold on wait. What is that? 12:25:07.520 --> 12:25:14.640 So basically you have to put your finger every day and if you don't check like how much sugar you have in your body 12:25:14.640 --> 12:25:16.640 You might die 12:25:17.760 --> 12:25:19.760 Are you okay? 12:25:20.560 --> 12:25:22.560 Nothing much 12:25:24.400 --> 12:25:27.600 What's okay, bro, my dad's got a cash out 12:25:33.680 --> 12:25:36.960 That's sweet, man. That's sweet. 12:25:36.960 --> 12:25:38.960 Don't talk in this mic and I'll buy you a beer. 12:25:38.960 --> 12:25:39.960 Oh, shoot. What's your name? 12:25:39.960 --> 12:25:40.960 Hudson. 12:25:40.960 --> 12:25:41.960 And you lose. I'm sorry. 12:25:41.960 --> 12:25:42.960 No, I'm just kidding. 12:25:42.960 --> 12:25:43.960 I'll give you one more chance, but don't talk. 12:25:43.960 --> 12:25:44.960 What's your name? 12:25:44.960 --> 12:25:45.960 How are you? 12:25:45.960 --> 12:25:46.960 Nah, he lost. 12:25:46.960 --> 12:25:47.960 What are you doing today? 12:25:47.960 --> 12:25:48.960 Totally lost. 12:25:48.960 --> 12:25:49.960 It's over. It's done. 12:25:49.960 --> 12:25:50.960 Kid is out. 12:25:50.960 --> 12:25:54.960 Is it cake? 12:25:54.960 --> 12:25:55.960 Mr. Beast Edition. 12:25:55.960 --> 12:25:58.960 Let's play Real or Cake. 12:25:58.960 --> 12:25:59.960 Nintendo Switch. 12:25:59.960 --> 12:26:01.960 Real or Cake? 12:26:01.960 --> 12:26:02.960 Real. 12:26:02.960 --> 12:26:06.160 A cake and the screen is edible stack of cups real or cake 12:26:06.520 --> 12:26:12.040 This one is a cake and it was very satisfying to cut air pods real or cake cake 12:26:12.040 --> 12:26:14.040 They're real 12:26:14.360 --> 12:26:18.880 Handle real or cake real real. I was thinking the way 12:26:19.280 --> 12:26:22.120 Sprinkles real or cake real listen to this cut 12:26:25.560 --> 12:26:30.340 But what let's play real or cake so was it like semi real semi cake 12:26:32.960 --> 12:26:34.960 We wouldn't have guessed all of this. 12:26:36.440 --> 12:26:38.440 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 12:26:41.640 --> 12:26:42.840 WOOOOOAHHHHH 12:26:42.840 --> 12:26:43.960 Wait, it's cake? 12:26:44.640 --> 12:26:45.640 No way! 12:26:49.080 --> 12:26:50.360 Oh my god! 12:26:52.040 --> 12:26:53.720 Let's play real or cake? 12:26:53.720 --> 12:26:55.240 Oh my god! 12:26:55.240 --> 12:26:56.240 Real or cake? 12:26:57.720 --> 12:26:58.640 That's wild man. 12:26:59.400 --> 12:27:01.320 No way was that Pepsi real. 12:27:01.320 --> 12:27:06.320 Or I mean cake. No way. 12:27:18.320 --> 12:27:22.320 It's a lemon inside of a lime inside of a lemon inside of a lime. 12:27:22.320 --> 12:27:25.320 Welcome to a day in the life of a hyper realistic cake designer. 12:27:25.320 --> 12:27:30.320 I start my day with coffee because I'm a monster until I've had my coffee or at least my coffee cake. 12:27:30.320 --> 12:27:31.800 and then I have to shave. 12:27:31.800 --> 12:27:34.760 I'm a very, very hairy man and so, wait, that's not, 12:27:34.760 --> 12:27:37.040 oh, I forgot, that's a cake, I messed up my razor. 12:27:37.040 --> 12:27:38.280 I'm really starving at this point 12:27:38.280 --> 12:27:39.600 because all I've eaten today is cake. 12:27:39.600 --> 12:27:42.760 So I have my breakfast cake, my cereal cake, my milk cake. 12:27:42.760 --> 12:27:44.520 Wow, how many times can I say cake in a day? 12:27:44.520 --> 12:27:46.400 Then health and fitness is important to me, 12:27:46.400 --> 12:27:48.440 so I work out, I use a salt lamp, 12:27:48.440 --> 12:27:49.960 and then wash it all down with water. 12:27:49.960 --> 12:27:51.560 Staying hydrated is super important. 12:27:51.560 --> 12:27:54.360 So look at me hydrating with that big water cake. 12:27:54.360 --> 12:27:57.440 And then I'm not gross, I have to get that sweat off me. 12:27:57.440 --> 12:27:59.600 I take a bath and eat my bath bomb cake. 12:27:59.600 --> 12:28:01.800 And it's also important that I don't just work, right? 12:28:01.800 --> 12:28:04.440 All work and no play makes Johnny a sad, bad boy. 12:28:04.440 --> 12:28:06.960 So I play kind of like myself. 12:28:06.960 --> 12:28:08.720 And then once I'm done with that, I'm very cultured. 12:28:08.720 --> 12:28:10.640 So I go to the museum to look at the art 12:28:10.640 --> 12:28:12.960 and that's really delicious art too. 12:28:12.960 --> 12:28:15.360 And I'm really usually sick to my stomach at this point. 12:28:15.360 --> 12:28:16.200 And then it's time for bed. 12:28:16.200 --> 12:28:17.040 It's a big day. 12:28:17.040 --> 12:28:17.880 I'm full. 12:28:17.880 --> 12:28:20.560 I'm ready to make a couple more. 12:28:20.560 --> 12:28:22.800 Serving my husband a realistic cake 12:28:22.800 --> 12:28:24.240 and seeing if he noticed. 12:28:24.240 --> 12:28:25.080 How's the volume? 12:28:25.080 --> 12:28:26.640 Is it just me or is the volume getting louder 12:28:26.640 --> 12:28:28.000 and louder out of nowhere, D? 12:28:28.000 --> 12:28:32.480 Oh my god, I can't live without coffee, guys. 12:28:32.480 --> 12:28:33.480 Coffee is my whole personality. 12:28:33.480 --> 12:28:37.880 If I don't drink my morning coffee, my soul becomes as black as my coffee. 12:28:37.880 --> 12:28:40.320 What does that sound like? 12:28:40.320 --> 12:28:44.760 God, was that app that used to exist? 12:28:44.760 --> 12:28:45.760 Tumblr? 12:28:45.760 --> 12:28:46.760 Not Tumblr. 12:28:46.760 --> 12:28:47.760 Is it Tumblr? 12:28:47.760 --> 12:28:48.760 God. 12:28:48.760 --> 12:28:52.120 It sounds something like that, anyways. 12:28:52.120 --> 12:28:53.120 Something like that, basically. 12:28:53.120 --> 12:28:55.560 Something that somebody would post there. 12:28:55.560 --> 12:28:56.560 My whole personality. 12:28:56.560 --> 12:28:58.560 Yeah, everyone's addicted to coffee. 12:28:58.560 --> 12:29:00.560 I mean, it is a drug, so it kind of makes sense. 12:29:02.560 --> 12:29:04.560 I actually don't drink coffee anymore. 12:29:05.560 --> 12:29:06.560 Why is tumblr... 12:29:06.560 --> 12:29:08.560 It's because I'm getting confused with, like, the actual tumblr. 12:29:08.560 --> 12:29:10.560 There's a tumblr. You know what I mean? 12:29:10.560 --> 12:29:12.560 Like, that you drink from, tumblr. 12:29:12.560 --> 12:29:14.560 So I got confused with that. 12:29:14.560 --> 12:29:17.560 Is it cake? 12:29:17.560 --> 12:29:20.560 Is it cake? 12:29:21.560 --> 12:29:24.560 Or is it a banana? 12:29:24.560 --> 12:29:30.560 Which one is it? Which one is it? Is it cake or is it a banana? 12:29:30.560 --> 12:29:32.560 What's this? 12:29:35.560 --> 12:29:37.560 Fast food edition. 12:29:39.560 --> 12:29:43.560 Alright chat, let's see. What do we got here? 12:29:43.560 --> 12:29:48.560 Hold on, you can't see anything, right? One second, one second. 12:29:48.560 --> 12:29:52.560 Well, just to reveal number one. 12:29:54.560 --> 12:29:58.140 What you guys think it is? 12:29:58.140 --> 12:29:59.140 Which one is cake? 12:29:59.140 --> 12:30:06.140 I want to say the, I want to say the tacos. 12:30:06.140 --> 12:30:08.620 I'm going to say the tacos are fake. 12:30:08.620 --> 12:30:13.860 Oh, it might be the milkshakes though, let's take a look. 12:30:13.860 --> 12:30:18.620 It might be a milkshakes, but the tacos look off for some reason. 12:30:18.620 --> 12:30:19.620 I don't know what it is. 12:30:19.620 --> 12:30:21.620 They don't look like real tacos. 12:30:21.620 --> 12:30:23.620 You literally just said you'll be using a sword. 12:30:23.620 --> 12:30:24.620 There it is. 12:30:24.620 --> 12:30:25.620 Andrew. 12:30:25.620 --> 12:30:26.620 It's not a sword. 12:30:26.620 --> 12:30:28.620 It's a samurai sword. 12:30:28.620 --> 12:30:29.620 New pick. 12:30:29.620 --> 12:30:30.620 Number six. 12:30:30.620 --> 12:30:31.620 I did? 12:30:31.620 --> 12:30:33.620 Alright, let's find out. 12:30:33.620 --> 12:30:36.620 Okay, we know it's not going to be the tacos because they wouldn't do it first. 12:30:36.620 --> 12:30:38.620 So I'm going back to the milkshakes. 12:30:38.620 --> 12:30:40.620 I think it's the milkshakes. 12:30:40.620 --> 12:30:43.620 That is not cake. 12:30:43.620 --> 12:30:46.620 That is a taco. 12:30:46.620 --> 12:30:51.600 So, April, you pick number four. 12:30:51.600 --> 12:30:55.720 Reminds me of the breakfast, croissant, and sandwich. 12:30:55.720 --> 12:30:58.320 Why do you think this cake? 12:30:58.320 --> 12:31:01.040 Because the croissant has a flakier. 12:31:01.040 --> 12:31:02.520 Croissant? 12:31:02.520 --> 12:31:04.920 And I couldn't see a lot of flakiness. 12:31:04.920 --> 12:31:06.280 That makes sense. 12:31:06.280 --> 12:31:06.960 Nah, it's real. 12:31:06.960 --> 12:31:09.040 Find out if this is cake. 12:31:09.040 --> 12:31:10.840 Or is it cake? 12:31:10.840 --> 12:31:12.240 Nah, it's real. 12:31:12.240 --> 12:31:15.440 I think it's the milkshakes. 12:31:15.440 --> 12:31:20.440 It's cake? 12:31:20.440 --> 12:31:21.440 Thank God. 12:31:21.440 --> 12:31:24.440 I would have questioned reality right then and there. 12:31:24.440 --> 12:31:25.440 Woo! 12:31:25.440 --> 12:31:29.440 It's the milkshakes, thousand percent. 12:31:29.440 --> 12:31:30.440 Nah. 12:31:30.440 --> 12:31:31.440 Nah. 12:31:31.440 --> 12:31:43.440 Bro, completely guessed, thousand percent. 12:31:43.440 --> 12:31:47.440 Brod just completely guessed from the top of his head, he's like, that one. 12:32:03.440 --> 12:32:06.440 I'm still saying that it's the... the... the milkshakes. 12:32:07.440 --> 12:32:08.440 What?! 12:32:08.440 --> 12:32:15.000 Wow, that was actually really good then. 12:32:15.000 --> 12:32:20.840 Holy smokes, I would have fought for sure with the milkshakes. 12:32:20.840 --> 12:32:22.520 Oh my god man. 12:32:22.520 --> 12:32:26.560 That was a good one. 12:32:26.560 --> 12:32:30.840 God damn. 12:32:30.840 --> 12:32:34.840 Is it cake? 12:32:34.840 --> 12:32:41.840 Hold on, are you guys watching this, I'm going to go pee, I've got to be right back. 12:33:04.840 --> 12:33:09.960 like those ladies fans. Baker's 15 minutes left. 12:33:15.000 --> 12:33:16.040 Do you hear from our kickboards? 12:33:25.080 --> 12:33:26.280 It looks epic. 12:33:27.280 --> 12:33:29.200 Yeah, I can't I can't tell. 12:33:29.200 --> 12:33:29.760 I know. 12:33:34.840 --> 12:33:51.620 Was it cake or what they don't actually 12:33:51.620 --> 12:33:57.620 You know what I want to see? 12:33:57.620 --> 12:34:02.620 You know what I want to see? 12:34:02.620 --> 12:34:08.620 Oh wait a second, this one looks good. 12:34:08.620 --> 12:34:11.620 A parade of quizzes. 12:34:11.620 --> 12:34:13.620 Number one! 12:34:13.620 --> 12:34:15.620 We'll only do a couple. 12:34:15.620 --> 12:34:19.620 We won't do that much. 12:34:19.620 --> 12:34:22.340 This guy is in every show. No, it's part of the same season. 12:34:24.120 --> 12:34:28.580 Uh, number two. 12:34:28.580 --> 12:34:32.080 Well... 12:34:32.080 --> 12:34:35.080 Number two. 12:34:35.080 --> 12:34:38.080 I'm gonna guess number two is Cake. 12:34:38.080 --> 12:34:48.080 It was three? Damn. 12:34:48.080 --> 12:34:51.480 Number three looks, I guess, I guess when it looks too good. 12:34:51.480 --> 12:34:52.680 That's gonna be the cake. 12:34:55.080 --> 12:34:56.980 It's gotta be right. 12:34:56.980 --> 12:34:58.180 Bamboozle, get again. 12:35:00.240 --> 12:35:01.840 Hey, what's up, Miss Sunshine? 12:35:03.440 --> 12:35:05.160 Let's try oranges. 12:35:05.160 --> 12:35:06.560 Hey, that one looks kinda goofy. 12:35:06.560 --> 12:35:08.560 That one at the bottom looks kinda goofy. 12:35:10.320 --> 12:35:11.960 I think it's the one in the middle, bro. 12:35:11.960 --> 12:35:14.680 How am I supposed to, they're not even numbered. 12:35:14.680 --> 12:35:15.800 I'm gonna say that one in the middle. 12:35:15.800 --> 12:35:17.640 One of the two in the middle, probably. 12:35:18.080 --> 12:35:22.360 Or the far right or do we go with the goofy looking one? I'm gonna say the middle 12:35:23.680 --> 12:35:26.160 I'm gonna say the middle that's my final answer 12:35:30.560 --> 12:35:34.520 You're kidding it was a goofy looking one. Oh my god 12:35:37.000 --> 12:35:39.000 Okay 12:35:39.920 --> 12:35:43.440 Last one redemption one more come on 12:35:45.000 --> 12:35:47.000 Which banana is not real 12:35:48.080 --> 12:35:50.840 One of them hints two of these are cakes 12:35:51.800 --> 12:35:56.640 Wait, so there's two of them. Okay, definitely the top right definitely the top right corner and 12:35:57.520 --> 12:36:00.020 I want to say the left 12:36:18.080 --> 12:36:20.140 you 12:36:48.080 --> 12:36:50.140 you 12:37:18.080 --> 12:37:20.140 you 12:37:48.080 --> 12:37:50.140 you 12:38:18.080 --> 12:38:20.140 you 12:38:48.080 --> 12:38:50.140 you 12:39:18.080 --> 12:39:20.140 you 12:39:48.080 --> 12:39:50.140 you 12:40:18.080 --> 12:40:20.140 you 12:40:48.080 --> 12:40:50.140 you 12:41:18.080 --> 12:41:20.140 you 12:41:48.080 --> 12:42:17.360 Oh, I'm trying to reduce the lag here, there we go. 12:42:17.360 --> 12:42:33.240 My man is all horned up for these two saw that my man was all horned up 12:42:39.640 --> 12:42:41.640 Rightfully so 12:42:47.360 --> 12:42:56.360 I thought I saw a light on my own so I was just closing the 12:42:56.360 --> 12:42:58.360 I can't tick-tock open. 12:43:20.360 --> 12:43:22.360 Jeez, we got Mr. Handsome over here. 12:43:22.360 --> 12:43:29.360 over here. We got Mr. Handsome. 12:43:33.560 --> 12:43:37.200 I was trying to, but it all, but I was getting some lag here and there. I was just like, 12:43:37.200 --> 12:43:44.200 ah, it ain't worth it. I'm gonna try again next time. 12:43:52.360 --> 12:44:03.360 Hey, she looks familiar enough. 12:44:03.360 --> 12:44:09.360 Oh, yeah, that's right. 12:44:09.360 --> 12:44:20.360 She about to do something evil. 12:44:20.360 --> 12:44:27.360 The energy. 12:44:31.820 --> 12:44:36.780 Feeling energy like Goku steals energy with his spear ball. 12:44:36.780 --> 12:44:39.440 Except people doing that voluntarily. 12:44:39.440 --> 12:44:42.440 Consensual. 12:44:50.360 --> 12:45:08.760 He's getting stronger! 12:45:08.760 --> 12:45:20.360 Why does Mr. Handsome got to be evil? 12:45:20.360 --> 12:45:31.440 Why does Mr. Handsome need to be evil? 12:45:31.440 --> 12:45:33.220 If it's not, it's like this. 12:45:33.220 --> 12:45:35.280 The death of 50 people. 12:45:35.280 --> 12:45:36.780 50 people? 12:45:36.780 --> 12:45:40.120 But the weight of that is 30,000 yen. 12:45:40.120 --> 12:45:42.280 50 people, 30,000 yen! 12:45:42.280 --> 12:45:44.920 What the hell is that? 12:45:44.920 --> 12:45:48.680 She got knocked out, man. 12:45:48.680 --> 12:45:49.680 Jeez! 12:45:52.420 --> 12:45:53.260 I don't blame her, dude. 12:45:53.260 --> 12:45:56.560 That was like a 80% discount right there. 12:45:56.560 --> 12:45:58.360 Smack her up the side of the head. 12:45:58.360 --> 12:46:00.360 She's out of my way. 12:46:00.360 --> 12:46:02.360 But I got it in English. 12:46:02.360 --> 12:46:04.360 Oh, I see. 12:46:04.360 --> 12:46:06.360 I don't have any children this month. 12:46:06.360 --> 12:46:08.360 Oh. 12:46:08.360 --> 12:46:10.360 You can live strong, rabbit. 12:46:16.360 --> 12:46:19.360 Is it the cat that gets her to turn into the Sailor Moon? 12:46:26.360 --> 12:46:27.360 Bruh. 12:46:30.360 --> 12:46:34.520 Hey, don't lie my man. Ain't no way that hurt. 12:46:34.520 --> 12:46:40.360 He's called her a bunhead! 12:46:40.360 --> 12:46:50.360 Bro, just call her a bunhead, man. 12:46:50.360 --> 12:47:18.260 I don't remember no Sailor V. 12:47:18.260 --> 12:47:20.260 Oh 12:47:48.260 --> 12:47:49.260 Same. 12:47:50.260 --> 12:47:51.260 Same. 12:48:04.260 --> 12:48:06.260 Ah, see! 12:48:18.260 --> 12:48:22.580 Hey, I'm excited for the transformation. 12:48:22.580 --> 12:48:23.580 I'm excited! 12:48:23.580 --> 12:48:28.580 Of course the cat talks. 12:48:28.580 --> 12:48:31.580 Of course! 12:48:31.580 --> 12:48:36.580 I knew that. 12:48:36.580 --> 12:48:46.580 I got 95 points. 12:48:46.580 --> 12:48:51.580 Usagi. 12:48:51.580 --> 12:48:53.580 Oh man. 12:48:53.580 --> 12:48:56.580 You did her dirty. 12:48:56.580 --> 12:49:00.580 He came back home and was like, oh, she did so good on that test. 12:49:00.580 --> 12:49:03.580 She got 95. 12:49:03.580 --> 12:49:05.580 The truth will be revealed. 12:49:15.580 --> 12:49:17.580 Damn, kicked out? 12:49:18.580 --> 12:49:20.580 Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot! 12:49:23.580 --> 12:49:26.580 Bro's out here kicking booties. What the heck? 12:49:26.580 --> 12:49:51.580 Oh, no, not my energy. 12:49:51.580 --> 12:50:09.980 That's the same woman that pushed Sailor Moon to the side for that amazing 30,000 yen deal. 12:50:21.580 --> 12:50:40.700 God damn. 12:50:40.700 --> 12:50:55.120 Is that her mom or is she calling out to her mom? 12:50:55.120 --> 12:50:59.860 You know what I'ma say, Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z are like right up there. 12:50:59.860 --> 12:51:03.300 to your animes. That'll never die. 12:51:16.100 --> 12:51:18.780 I don't give... I don't give... 12:51:18.780 --> 12:51:21.540 Niko, I'm talking to you! 12:51:23.380 --> 12:51:28.180 My name is Luna. I'm looking for you, Musai-chan. 12:51:30.180 --> 12:51:33.580 Uh, yeah, I'm not calling you by your name for the first time. 12:51:33.580 --> 12:51:34.880 Oh, thank you. 12:51:34.880 --> 12:51:36.380 Oh my god! 12:51:36.380 --> 12:51:37.480 I'm glad you're here. 12:51:37.480 --> 12:51:39.580 I can't talk to you, so I can't talk to you. 12:51:39.580 --> 12:51:41.880 I'm not good at talking, so I can't talk to you. 12:51:41.880 --> 12:51:44.380 I'm sorry, I'm not good at talking to you. 12:51:44.380 --> 12:51:47.180 But thanks to you, I can talk to you. 12:51:48.780 --> 12:52:12.380 That's the thing that transforms her, right? 12:52:12.380 --> 12:52:15.380 I'm here to give you a present, Mr. Usagi. 12:52:15.380 --> 12:52:18.380 Can I have a present? 12:52:21.380 --> 12:52:23.380 Mr. Usagi, please listen to me! 12:52:23.380 --> 12:52:26.380 There's a strange incident happening in Tokyo right now. 12:52:26.380 --> 12:52:29.380 There's only an incident that can't be solved by the police. 12:52:29.380 --> 12:52:31.380 The enemy appeared. 12:52:31.380 --> 12:52:34.380 Mr. Usagi, you're the one who defeated that enemy. 12:52:34.380 --> 12:52:37.380 You're the warrior you chose. 12:52:37.380 --> 12:52:49.700 I'm gonna finish my snacks and I'll bring in Luna in the next episode, okay? 12:52:49.700 --> 12:53:01.700 These episodes are about to be playing for as long as I'm here. 12:53:01.700 --> 12:53:04.260 It is in the color of Mane Coop! 12:53:09.060 --> 12:53:09.940 We doing it? 12:53:10.500 --> 12:53:12.340 Oh shoot! 12:53:29.860 --> 12:53:31.300 Hey, what happened to her clothes though? 12:53:31.700 --> 12:53:38.700 What happened to her original flows though? 12:53:50.700 --> 12:53:57.700 Damn. You did a whole number in that transformation. You're telling me you're surprised now? 12:54:01.700 --> 12:54:14.620 I didn't know her buns act like some police walkie-talkie. 12:54:14.620 --> 12:54:29.380 Okay, that's definitely not her mom, then. 12:54:29.380 --> 12:54:39.260 Oh, hell no! 12:54:39.260 --> 12:54:44.260 Your window is closed to the basement. 12:54:44.260 --> 12:54:48.260 I'll send that world to you. 12:54:48.260 --> 12:54:51.260 Leave me alone! 12:54:57.260 --> 12:54:59.260 Who are you? 12:54:59.260 --> 12:55:02.260 Well, I am... 12:55:02.260 --> 12:55:07.260 The warrior of justice and justice! 12:55:09.260 --> 12:55:11.260 Tell em! 12:55:20.260 --> 12:55:22.260 She looks dry. I ain't F. 12:55:25.260 --> 12:55:29.260 Yeah, great. I'm not gonna lie. She could be a little moisturizer. 12:55:31.260 --> 12:55:33.260 Use some of that OVeno. 12:55:39.260 --> 12:55:46.260 Oh, she's not a broken bottle. 12:55:46.260 --> 12:55:57.260 Brouchy has no training. 12:55:57.260 --> 12:55:58.260 What do you mean? 12:55:58.260 --> 12:56:02.260 Just flinging her into some battle. No training. 12:56:10.260 --> 12:56:13.260 Yo, that's Leap of that. You gotta want to go home too, man. 12:56:28.260 --> 12:56:53.240 You're kidding me the crying is actually the weapon 12:56:58.260 --> 12:57:00.260 I 12:57:23.540 --> 12:57:25.540 Am 12:57:28.260 --> 12:57:30.260 Oh, no! 12:57:30.260 --> 12:57:32.260 Reduced to Atoms. 12:57:34.260 --> 12:57:37.260 Literally reduced to Atoms. 12:57:37.260 --> 12:57:40.260 We got Mr. Handsome Number 2 over here. 12:57:40.260 --> 12:57:42.260 Morna, skjittana. 12:57:42.260 --> 12:57:44.260 Akami. 12:57:44.260 --> 12:58:12.660 I'm not going to forget either. 12:58:12.660 --> 12:58:17.400 You're the one who's been looking for a dream. 12:58:17.400 --> 12:58:22.640 I'm not gonna let you do what you're doing, you know. 12:58:22.640 --> 12:58:24.780 Me too. 12:58:24.780 --> 12:58:25.980 Me too. 12:58:25.980 --> 12:58:29.680 I'm not gonna let you do what you're doing, you know. 12:58:29.680 --> 12:58:32.320 Say it. 12:58:32.320 --> 12:58:34.160 Shut up. 12:58:34.160 --> 12:58:38.960 I'm tired, so I'm gonna sleep for a while. 12:58:38.960 --> 12:58:40.960 Oh 12:58:43.440 --> 12:58:45.440 Damn 12:58:47.280 --> 12:58:49.280 She did pretty good for her first boss dude 12:59:08.960 --> 12:59:20.320 Episode 1 everyone. 12:59:20.320 --> 12:59:22.160 Now we know the origins of Sailor Moon. 12:59:22.160 --> 12:59:25.840 It happened very fast, huh? 12:59:25.840 --> 12:59:30.680 One minute she found a cat in some alleyway that three kids were beating up. 12:59:30.680 --> 12:59:35.720 Next thing you know, she's fighting some dry lady. 12:59:35.720 --> 12:59:36.720 First fight. 12:59:36.720 --> 12:59:37.800 Funzo. 12:59:37.800 --> 12:59:41.440 Alright episode 2 let's go. 12:59:41.440 --> 12:59:44.600 I want more, I need more. 12:59:44.600 --> 12:59:48.500 Give it to me. 12:59:48.500 --> 12:59:57.980 Dude I'm not surprised at the fricking town animation. 12:59:57.980 --> 12:59:58.980 Tommade Sailor Moon. 12:59:58.980 --> 13:00:14.820 totally forgot the OG company man the best the best the best all right who's 13:00:14.820 --> 13:00:18.940 gonna be the next who's gonna be the next boss 13:00:18.940 --> 13:00:31.900 oh hey talking about songs that slap over here we've got the classic 13:00:31.900 --> 13:00:46.420 Damn. 13:00:46.420 --> 13:00:47.980 Taui Animation made one piece. 13:00:47.980 --> 13:00:50.780 Oh, I didn't know that. 13:00:50.780 --> 13:00:53.860 Oh man, that explains a lot. 13:00:53.860 --> 13:01:00.780 Dude, Taui Animation is like in charge of the top tier animates that lasted like 50 13:01:00.780 --> 13:01:08.780 basically. Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of anime out there that I really like. 13:01:08.780 --> 13:01:15.780 But we're talking like masterpieces here. We're talking like the Mozart's, the Beethoven's 13:01:15.780 --> 13:01:20.780 of anime, this like Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball, One Piece, and all these things. 13:01:30.780 --> 13:01:32.780 I 13:01:35.420 --> 13:01:41.280 Bought a skip, but I want to give that song one more one more hit this guy man 13:01:43.620 --> 13:01:48.820 Yo, this is the original this guy right here is the original wrestler 13:01:51.300 --> 13:01:53.300 My man right there is the original wrestler 13:02:00.780 --> 13:02:04.280 Ah, these mosquitoes are biting me like crazy. 13:02:06.280 --> 13:02:07.280 God, dang. 13:02:30.780 --> 13:02:32.780 Ah, I thought witchy! 13:03:00.780 --> 13:03:08.180 There's like one trapped in this room that keeps biting my legs. 13:03:08.180 --> 13:03:14.260 Hey, what'd my man say? 13:03:14.260 --> 13:03:15.260 What did he say? 13:03:15.260 --> 13:03:17.060 He's trying to riz him up? 13:03:17.060 --> 13:03:18.060 So itchy. 13:03:18.060 --> 13:03:19.060 So goddamn itchy. 13:03:19.060 --> 13:03:20.060 Oh, yeah. 13:03:21.060 --> 13:03:22.060 So it's... 13:03:23.060 --> 13:03:24.060 So goddamn it. 13:03:27.060 --> 13:03:28.060 Oh, man, that's good. 13:03:29.060 --> 13:03:31.060 Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 13:03:32.060 --> 13:03:33.060 Ha. 13:03:49.060 --> 13:03:56.460 Don't scratch yourself like this. 13:03:56.460 --> 13:03:57.460 You're kidding me. 13:03:57.460 --> 13:03:58.460 Oh shoot! 13:03:58.460 --> 13:04:03.140 Yeah, that don't look good at all, man. 13:04:03.140 --> 13:04:07.260 Hey, for context, I'm scratching my leg, okay? 13:04:07.260 --> 13:04:09.420 I'm scratching my leg. 13:04:09.420 --> 13:04:15.300 I swear. 13:04:15.300 --> 13:04:18.500 I will take the stand and plead. 13:04:18.500 --> 13:04:22.900 I will not plead the fifth. I will be honest, under oath and say that was my leg that I was scratching. 13:04:24.900 --> 13:04:26.900 I just noticed too, yeah. 13:04:27.700 --> 13:04:30.200 Bro, worst arm, like worst hand to do it to. 13:04:33.600 --> 13:04:35.100 Oh, so itchy though. 13:04:48.500 --> 13:05:10.660 I usually use peppermint oil, it does the trick immediately, I might do that right now. 13:05:10.660 --> 13:05:15.660 got one mosquito in here that just keeps biting my legs, dude. 13:05:20.660 --> 13:05:22.660 Is he gonna raise her up? 13:05:24.660 --> 13:05:31.660 Oh god, laughs in his face. Oh hell no! Oh hell no! Rest in peace! 13:05:31.660 --> 13:05:35.660 My man will never recover from that. Oh no. 13:05:40.660 --> 13:05:45.660 And I'm gonna get some peppermint oil. My legs are so itchy. 13:05:53.660 --> 13:05:55.660 I'll be right back. 13:06:10.660 --> 13:06:12.660 I'm gonna kill you. 13:06:18.160 --> 13:06:19.160 Huh? 13:06:21.660 --> 13:06:23.160 What's wrong? 13:06:23.160 --> 13:06:25.160 You always have a strong will. 13:06:26.660 --> 13:06:29.160 You're always on my side. 13:06:35.160 --> 13:06:36.660 You're so funny. 13:06:36.660 --> 13:06:38.160 What's that? 13:06:38.160 --> 13:06:40.560 You're a beautiful girl in the top 10. 13:06:40.560 --> 13:06:41.440 What? 13:06:41.440 --> 13:06:44.000 Don't you think it's the same as your grandpa? 13:06:44.000 --> 13:06:45.320 Yeah. 13:06:45.320 --> 13:06:47.920 Everyone likes new things. 13:06:50.320 --> 13:06:51.240 Did you sell it? 13:06:51.240 --> 13:06:52.400 Yes. 13:06:52.400 --> 13:06:53.400 Thank you. 13:06:57.000 --> 13:07:00.080 Your grandma is now attracted to a man. 13:07:00.080 --> 13:07:02.480 That's also a good guy. 13:07:02.480 --> 13:07:04.480 I'm a big boy. 13:07:04.480 --> 13:07:06.480 I'm sorry. 13:07:06.480 --> 13:07:08.480 Haha. 13:07:12.480 --> 13:07:15.480 I haven't come yet. 13:07:18.480 --> 13:07:20.480 Yo, Usagi. 13:07:20.480 --> 13:07:22.480 Yeah? 13:07:22.480 --> 13:07:24.480 I just got here. 13:07:24.480 --> 13:07:26.480 I'm going to work now. 13:07:26.480 --> 13:07:28.480 Hello. 13:07:28.480 --> 13:07:30.480 I'm a kid again. 13:07:30.480 --> 13:07:33.480 Hello, I'm here again today. 13:07:33.480 --> 13:07:35.480 Oh, I'm back. 13:07:35.480 --> 13:07:41.480 I received a word that Luna was not feeling so good, so I had to go check up on her. 13:07:41.480 --> 13:07:49.480 She's literally on my pillow, just relaxing, so I think she needs a day, and I'll see how she'll do it after the stream. 13:07:49.480 --> 13:07:52.480 Alright, what did I miss? 13:07:52.480 --> 13:07:59.480 Oh, damn. 13:07:59.480 --> 13:08:10.480 Somebody getting rizzed up, huh? 13:08:10.480 --> 13:08:15.480 Oh, no. 13:08:15.480 --> 13:08:18.480 Ooh. 13:08:18.480 --> 13:08:21.480 Oh no! She's getting risen on! 13:08:22.980 --> 13:08:25.980 Oh, it's done. Look at that face. It's done. It's over. 13:08:31.980 --> 13:08:33.480 Yeah, she's okay. She's okay. 13:08:34.480 --> 13:08:35.980 I think she's just like resting. 13:08:48.480 --> 13:08:51.480 I'm waiting for you again. 13:08:51.480 --> 13:08:53.480 I'm waiting for you again. 13:08:53.480 --> 13:08:54.480 I'm waiting for you again. 13:08:54.480 --> 13:08:56.480 I'm waiting for you again. 13:08:56.480 --> 13:08:58.480 I'm waiting for you again. 13:09:10.480 --> 13:09:12.480 Oh, that was a good one. 13:09:12.480 --> 13:09:15.480 Can I go to the school? 13:09:18.480 --> 13:09:25.480 usually go in the pillow, but she'll go from time to time. Every now and then. 13:09:25.480 --> 13:09:27.080 I'm going now! 13:09:27.080 --> 13:09:28.080 It's almost time! 13:09:28.080 --> 13:09:31.180 I've been deceived by you, Motoki Onii-san! 13:09:36.680 --> 13:09:38.380 Was it too late? 13:09:44.980 --> 13:09:45.980 Where is she going? 13:09:45.980 --> 13:09:49.080 I should have asked her about the 10th episode, right? 13:09:49.080 --> 13:09:51.280 But I want to hear it soon! 13:09:51.280 --> 13:09:53.280 What are you talking about, Noh-san? 13:09:53.280 --> 13:09:55.520 Ah, that's fine, that's fine! 13:09:55.520 --> 13:09:59.120 Ah, that's right! I'll sell it myself, no matter which one I choose! 13:10:00.400 --> 13:10:02.720 If I get the money, I'll sell it to the house on the 10th floor, 13:10:02.720 --> 13:10:05.720 and if I get the money, I'll sell it to the house on the other side! 13:10:08.720 --> 13:10:09.280 Look! 13:10:09.840 --> 13:10:10.440 Change! 13:10:10.440 --> 13:10:11.000 I knew it! 13:10:14.840 --> 13:10:16.920 That dirty guy again! 13:10:17.440 --> 13:10:18.720 Isn't that painful? 13:10:18.720 --> 13:10:20.200 This head of yours... 13:10:20.200 --> 13:10:21.920 You can only say that! 13:10:21.920 --> 13:10:29.920 Hey, that's true. Why is the music so romantic? 13:10:36.920 --> 13:10:41.920 They got that sexual tension between them. 13:10:51.920 --> 13:10:57.920 Hey, what the heck kind of place is this? 13:10:57.920 --> 13:11:00.920 They got a cult over here? 13:11:00.920 --> 13:11:03.920 Imagine how stinky the shoe is? 13:11:03.920 --> 13:11:06.920 I don't know, you think she has stinky feet? 13:11:06.920 --> 13:11:09.920 Hey, what's Bro doing there? 13:11:09.920 --> 13:11:13.920 What the heck is Bro doing over here? 13:11:13.920 --> 13:11:17.920 Oh, hell no. 13:11:17.920 --> 13:11:19.920 He's trying to access the forbidden Riz. 13:11:21.920 --> 13:11:23.920 Don't do it bro, it's not worth it. 13:11:23.920 --> 13:11:25.920 Don't do it, no! 13:11:25.920 --> 13:11:27.920 Nooooo! 13:11:47.920 --> 13:11:54.920 He's done. 13:11:54.920 --> 13:12:03.920 I was gonna get lost in the risk. 13:12:17.920 --> 13:12:20.920 Hey, Usagi! 13:12:20.920 --> 13:12:21.920 Huh? 13:12:21.920 --> 13:12:22.920 Hey, Pa! 13:12:22.920 --> 13:12:23.920 Are you shopping? 13:12:23.920 --> 13:12:24.920 Yeah. 13:12:24.920 --> 13:12:27.920 When I came home early, I got caught by Mama. 13:12:27.920 --> 13:12:29.920 Papa is kind. 13:12:29.920 --> 13:12:32.920 I left my house to Mama. 13:12:32.920 --> 13:12:34.920 I have to do this much. 13:12:36.920 --> 13:12:40.920 I'm sure Otaki-onee-san is like Papa. 13:12:40.920 --> 13:12:41.920 By the way, Usagi. 13:12:41.920 --> 13:12:44.920 What are you doing all this time? 13:12:44.920 --> 13:13:08.920 Why is he talking to a cat like that? 13:13:14.920 --> 13:13:34.600 Hey, my man came to school in a suit! 13:13:34.600 --> 13:13:37.600 Oh shoot! 13:13:37.600 --> 13:13:38.600 God damn! 13:13:38.600 --> 13:13:44.400 My man asked that he access the forbidden rids! 13:13:44.400 --> 13:13:46.960 Umino-kun, what do you mean? 13:13:55.000 --> 13:13:57.000 Oh no! 13:13:58.500 --> 13:14:00.500 Oh no! She's lost in the Riz! 13:14:01.200 --> 13:14:02.200 Oh shoot! 13:14:07.000 --> 13:14:08.000 God damn. 13:14:09.800 --> 13:14:10.800 He actually did it. 13:14:12.000 --> 13:14:13.000 He got the teacher. 13:14:14.400 --> 13:14:16.400 He actually got the teacher, dude. 13:14:23.760 --> 13:14:25.760 Hey, that's just me. What the heck? 13:14:35.440 --> 13:14:37.440 Hey, why are they picking on her now? 13:14:44.400 --> 13:15:11.560 What happens is what happens when you access the good and risk get possessed you lose focus 13:15:11.560 --> 13:15:13.560 I'm going to get you. 13:15:20.560 --> 13:15:22.560 I'm going to get you. 13:15:31.560 --> 13:15:32.560 What are you doing? 13:15:32.560 --> 13:15:34.560 What do you think you're doing? 13:15:34.560 --> 13:15:35.560 I'm going to get you. 13:15:35.560 --> 13:15:37.560 What do you mean by that? 13:15:39.560 --> 13:15:40.560 Kiss me. 13:15:41.560 --> 13:15:55.120 Oh hell no! 13:15:55.120 --> 13:15:56.120 Oh no! 13:15:56.120 --> 13:16:03.400 Please don't work on her! 13:16:03.400 --> 13:16:13.400 don't work on her. 13:16:13.400 --> 13:16:22.360 God imagine the feeling of going in for a kiss with somebody and just start crying hysterically. 13:16:22.360 --> 13:16:32.560 Oh God. 13:16:32.560 --> 13:16:34.560 Sometimes the only way to diffuse the situation. 13:16:45.000 --> 13:16:47.500 Oh, that's right. Doesn't say the moon have a staff. 13:16:49.760 --> 13:16:52.360 She's got staff, right? Is that the new item she's talking about? 13:17:32.560 --> 13:17:34.880 I'm just going to call it as it is though. 13:17:34.880 --> 13:17:36.880 I'm assuming she's naked in the alleyway. 13:17:36.880 --> 13:18:01.280 Because I don't know what's going on with her clothes. 13:18:01.280 --> 13:18:03.280 My head started to hurt just from imagining it. 13:18:04.280 --> 13:18:05.280 Imagining what? 13:18:06.280 --> 13:18:08.280 Bro, trying to kiss? 13:18:31.280 --> 13:18:39.280 You know what, I just realized, how do they not recognize her when her identity is the exact same? 13:18:39.280 --> 13:18:41.280 Just changing the coding. 13:18:44.280 --> 13:18:46.280 And a headband. 13:18:54.280 --> 13:18:56.280 Oh hell no, another dry lady! 13:18:56.280 --> 13:19:03.280 Actually she's a little more... these guys are a little more reptilian, huh? 13:19:12.280 --> 13:19:14.280 I hope this is the right Sailor Moon. 13:19:14.280 --> 13:19:18.280 It kind of looks like one of those other enemies. 13:19:18.280 --> 13:19:27.800 That was close that was close 13:19:48.280 --> 13:19:55.480 they made this guy so cool comes in takes care of business and it's like yeah I'll see you later 13:20:03.720 --> 13:20:04.920 damn her hair is doing that 13:20:14.760 --> 13:20:17.240 is he always gonna help her I think so 13:20:18.280 --> 13:20:35.680 Oh, she's doing it! 13:20:35.680 --> 13:20:37.680 Yeah 13:20:42.600 --> 13:20:45.000 Hey that kind of reminds me of uh, Krillin's 13:20:46.280 --> 13:20:49.140 I forgot what he calls it but the thing that saws people in half 13:20:52.600 --> 13:20:58.260 Damn reduced to dust another one another one 13:21:00.400 --> 13:21:02.660 Reduced to dust god damn 13:21:03.440 --> 13:21:05.440 another one 13:21:05.680 --> 13:21:15.680 She knows only one spell, haha, that's true. 13:21:15.680 --> 13:21:29.680 Oh my god. 13:21:29.680 --> 13:21:31.680 Broga's so lost in the race. 13:21:31.680 --> 13:21:34.000 Didn't remember that he lifted the teacher's skirt up. 13:22:01.680 --> 13:22:04.680 Oh, don't you know me! 13:22:04.680 --> 13:22:07.680 I can't hear you! 13:22:10.680 --> 13:22:12.680 Damn! 13:22:14.680 --> 13:22:16.680 Another one! 13:22:16.680 --> 13:22:18.680 Dude, my mouse is about to... 13:22:18.680 --> 13:22:20.680 go kaputsis! 13:22:20.680 --> 13:22:23.680 It's on red! Look at this. 13:22:23.680 --> 13:22:26.680 When it's red, it's about to die. 13:22:26.680 --> 13:22:32.360 Do we have time for another episode? 13:22:32.360 --> 13:22:33.520 Let's get right to it. 13:22:33.520 --> 13:22:37.240 Next episode, let's go. 13:22:37.240 --> 13:22:43.920 Probably do like two more episodes. 13:22:43.920 --> 13:22:49.480 We'll listen to the outro and its entirety in the last episode. 13:22:49.480 --> 13:22:56.120 The next one. 13:22:56.120 --> 13:23:05.080 you miss. Well, Mr. Rizzler over there finally got out of the Rizz fog and realized that 13:23:05.080 --> 13:23:13.120 he lifted up his teacher's skirt and basically admitted that he done for. Done for. 13:23:13.120 --> 13:23:20.120 Alright, through this intro, I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back. 13:23:43.120 --> 13:23:47.120 I can't even make a call 13:23:47.120 --> 13:23:50.120 Let's do it in order 13:23:50.120 --> 13:23:53.120 Heart is a magnet 13:23:53.120 --> 13:23:58.120 I'm sure I'll be able to 13:23:58.120 --> 13:24:01.120 hold on to the light 13:24:01.120 --> 13:24:07.120 I'll always be around 13:24:07.120 --> 13:24:11.120 I'm sure I'll be able to 13:24:11.120 --> 13:24:38.080 Hey look at my timing look at that timing dude damn let's get into it let's look at a few ice 13:24:38.080 --> 13:24:39.080 Ice keeps left. 13:25:03.080 --> 13:25:04.080 Howl! 13:25:08.080 --> 13:25:10.080 middle school? 13:25:16.080 --> 13:25:18.080 god damn 13:25:20.560 --> 13:25:23.680 they gave me no warning no warning 13:25:26.640 --> 13:25:33.120 i didn't know that i thought she was like 16 or something probably like the later seasons right she turns like 16 13:25:38.080 --> 13:25:40.080 I love you, young man! 13:25:41.080 --> 13:25:49.080 What's the energy that's going to give the great leader the power to be my boss? 13:25:49.080 --> 13:25:51.080 Yes, Queen Beige. 13:25:51.080 --> 13:25:53.080 I've been saying this for a while. 13:25:53.080 --> 13:25:56.080 The plan is going well. 13:25:56.080 --> 13:25:57.080 I see. 13:25:57.080 --> 13:26:00.080 This time, it's going to be fine. 13:26:00.080 --> 13:26:01.080 Yes. 13:26:01.080 --> 13:26:03.080 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. 13:26:31.080 --> 13:26:35.080 I want to see you again. 13:26:35.080 --> 13:26:39.080 I want to tell you my true feelings. 13:26:39.080 --> 13:26:45.080 Please remember my dream of becoming a teacher in the tenth grade. 13:26:45.080 --> 13:26:49.080 Don't touch me! 13:26:49.080 --> 13:26:52.080 Don't touch me! 13:26:52.080 --> 13:26:56.080 It's the same name as my teacher! 13:26:56.080 --> 13:26:59.080 You're not that kind of person. 13:26:59.080 --> 13:27:07.040 Yeah, I kind of like the the main evil lady too. 13:27:07.040 --> 13:27:08.040 Something about her. 13:27:08.040 --> 13:27:11.040 Something about her, man. 13:27:11.040 --> 13:27:28.920 Yeah, dude, I love the cat dude. 13:27:28.920 --> 13:27:31.120 Who are you going to sleep with? 13:27:31.120 --> 13:27:32.620 Mr. Goose! 13:27:32.620 --> 13:27:35.120 Ah, what's the matter with you? 13:27:35.920 --> 13:27:37.920 You'd better go to bed. 13:27:37.920 --> 13:27:39.920 Or you'll fall asleep again tomorrow. 13:27:41.120 --> 13:27:45.220 You don't have the time to get involved in the night broadcast. 13:27:45.220 --> 13:27:49.220 You're a chosen warrior, and you have a very important mission. 13:27:49.220 --> 13:27:51.620 Yes, yes, I understand. 13:27:51.620 --> 13:27:53.620 I'm not going to win! 13:27:58.920 --> 13:28:05.920 I gotta be rested up to fight evil. 13:28:58.920 --> 13:29:00.920 Dude, this guy! 13:29:04.280 --> 13:29:06.280 Uh oh, what's going on with the teacher? 13:29:07.640 --> 13:29:09.640 Oh no! 13:29:10.520 --> 13:29:12.520 She good. 13:29:20.360 --> 13:29:27.400 Anomaly, that is a very good question. How is Sailor Moon's mom's hair blue? Her dad is brown hair. She came out blonde. 13:29:28.920 --> 13:29:30.320 It's kind of odd too. 13:29:31.480 --> 13:29:32.740 Summon up with that. 13:29:33.140 --> 13:29:34.340 Summon up with that. 13:29:39.020 --> 13:29:40.020 Oh no! 13:29:48.980 --> 13:29:50.580 Who gave her the flower though? 13:29:54.980 --> 13:29:56.740 Oh, was it the handsome guy? 13:29:58.920 --> 13:30:17.560 I'm feeling with a handsome guy. 13:30:17.560 --> 13:30:19.560 Oh no, this is the cat, no. 13:30:43.060 --> 13:30:44.060 Uh oh. 13:30:44.560 --> 13:30:47.060 The man's res even works on cats. 13:30:47.060 --> 13:30:49.060 Uh-oh. 13:30:54.740 --> 13:30:59.060 Damn, take it on a stretcher because you're sleeping? 13:31:01.220 --> 13:31:07.380 It's not like she's in a coma or anything. Maybe she is, I don't know. But the stretcher is serious. 13:31:17.060 --> 13:31:36.660 Yeah, I feel like everybody can relate. 13:31:36.660 --> 13:31:37.660 Who gave her the flower though? 13:31:37.660 --> 13:31:38.860 That's what we gotta find out. 13:31:38.860 --> 13:31:39.860 Who's the one that did? 13:31:39.860 --> 13:31:44.860 Well, wait a minute. Why is there so much reaction from the other side of the world? 13:31:44.860 --> 13:31:46.360 What's wrong? 13:31:46.360 --> 13:31:49.360 No, something's wrong. 13:31:49.360 --> 13:31:52.860 Oh, that's what I asked you to clean up. 13:31:52.860 --> 13:31:55.860 Oh, I see. You always clean up! 13:32:04.860 --> 13:32:08.360 Hey, Naru-chan, I heard that you're not in the middle of the night. 13:32:08.360 --> 13:32:37.360 You're kidding me. 13:32:37.360 --> 13:32:39.360 This guy, dude. 13:32:45.360 --> 13:32:48.840 Wait, that's so weird though. She's in middle school. Don't these two get together at some point? 13:32:50.800 --> 13:32:56.120 I'm pretty sure at some point, that's the whole reason for this. She ends up having a crush on this guy. 13:32:58.680 --> 13:33:00.680 Ain't no way he's in middle school. 13:33:03.920 --> 13:33:05.920 Look how cute the cat is. 13:33:07.360 --> 13:33:17.920 I would have apologized to a pole. 13:33:17.920 --> 13:33:22.200 A love letter to the future boyfriend. 13:33:22.200 --> 13:33:37.200 God, that animation is so good. 13:33:37.200 --> 13:33:48.280 I don't think that's a good idea. 13:33:48.280 --> 13:34:03.000 She's going to the guy that also has a crush on her. 13:34:03.000 --> 13:34:05.440 Oh that's right, she doesn't know who's in charge of the station. 13:34:05.440 --> 13:34:09.440 I thought she was talking about the arcane. 13:34:09.440 --> 13:34:11.440 That blonde dude. 13:34:11.440 --> 13:34:34.440 So they're transmitting... 13:34:34.440 --> 13:34:39.440 There's the radio waves. Some nonsense. 13:34:45.440 --> 13:34:48.440 I think we got this evil one over here. 13:34:53.440 --> 13:34:54.440 Uh-oh. 13:34:54.440 --> 13:35:06.840 What is he about to do? 13:35:06.840 --> 13:35:13.480 What is he about to do? 13:35:13.480 --> 13:35:15.520 How's he going to distribute all those flowers? 13:35:15.520 --> 13:35:20.680 Or is it just to get flower to her? 13:35:20.680 --> 13:35:30.840 And was the teacher just like some lab rat for this experiment of flower? 13:35:30.840 --> 13:35:31.840 This is it. 13:35:31.840 --> 13:35:38.360 That's definitely the flower right there. 13:35:38.360 --> 13:35:43.240 Who's about to get hit with the sleepiness of the flower? 13:35:56.040 --> 13:36:00.680 It is a nice flower here we go though 13:36:00.680 --> 13:36:19.040 She's about to go to sleep forever, forever. 13:36:19.040 --> 13:36:21.040 She's done! 13:36:33.040 --> 13:36:35.040 Wait, she smelled the two? 13:36:35.040 --> 13:36:39.040 Oh, I didn't even know it worked that way. 13:36:39.040 --> 13:36:45.040 She got like some second hand sleep dust on her. 13:36:45.040 --> 13:36:47.040 Oh, hell no. 13:36:47.040 --> 13:36:50.040 This is what I'm talking about. This guy right here, man. 13:37:00.040 --> 13:37:01.040 Dude. 13:37:06.040 --> 13:37:08.040 Aw, shoot. 13:37:08.040 --> 13:37:10.040 I'm so happy to see you. 13:37:38.040 --> 13:37:55.800 I was literally creating the spearball as we speak. 13:37:55.800 --> 13:38:01.800 The heart of the young girls was so powerful that they had so much power. 13:38:01.800 --> 13:38:05.800 The back was made of a brooch, and the girls were able to sleep. 13:38:05.800 --> 13:38:07.800 They were able to save their dreams. 13:38:07.800 --> 13:38:11.800 This brooch that you made was quite useful. 13:38:11.800 --> 13:38:14.800 It's time to release Midnight Zero. 13:38:25.800 --> 13:38:38.120 Oh, I thought she turned into the pen. 13:38:38.120 --> 13:38:41.120 What was that going to do? 13:38:41.120 --> 13:38:50.920 Oh, is that the, uh, is that the staff? 13:38:50.920 --> 13:38:52.920 Does that later become the staff? 13:39:17.880 --> 13:39:19.880 And she looks different 13:39:20.920 --> 13:39:22.920 That moon power is something. 13:39:26.680 --> 13:39:31.160 Yeah, a new item has been unlocked. The power to change appearance. 13:39:35.400 --> 13:39:40.440 Oh, shoot! Dude, that sounded like her bone snapped. 13:39:50.920 --> 13:39:52.920 I see. 13:39:52.920 --> 13:39:55.920 Ah! That guy was jacking the show! 13:39:55.920 --> 13:39:57.920 That's true! Alright! 13:39:59.920 --> 13:40:01.920 Uh oh. 13:40:01.920 --> 13:40:03.920 Please wait! 13:40:03.920 --> 13:40:05.920 She said, uh oh. 13:40:07.920 --> 13:40:11.920 It's on the way to the show, but I'll tell you the news. 13:40:11.920 --> 13:40:17.920 The flower brooch that was sent by this show was very dangerous. 13:40:17.920 --> 13:40:18.920 Oh... 13:40:21.720 --> 13:40:23.320 His plans are foil! 13:40:33.620 --> 13:40:35.120 Unless you want to go to sleep for life. 13:40:44.420 --> 13:40:45.620 Oh, hell no. 13:40:47.920 --> 13:40:49.920 Oh! 13:41:01.920 --> 13:41:03.920 Transformation! 13:41:07.920 --> 13:41:12.920 She's got to use her special, her one ability, the tiara throw. 13:41:12.920 --> 13:41:15.920 You got to start reducing these people to dust. 13:41:17.920 --> 13:41:22.920 They don't even know. They don't even know they're about to be turned into dust. 13:41:22.920 --> 13:41:24.920 It's so sad. 13:41:25.920 --> 13:41:28.920 Moon! Prism! Power! 13:41:31.920 --> 13:41:35.920 This one is not that dry. I know, they're kind of getting less and less dry, aren't they? 13:41:40.920 --> 13:41:42.920 Gina's dry, yeah, yeah, yeah. 13:41:43.920 --> 13:41:46.920 I could see the sun for a little bit, but that's about it. 13:42:17.920 --> 13:42:39.440 Man, those are some big claws, man. 13:42:39.440 --> 13:42:42.600 Those are like some super big claws. 13:42:42.600 --> 13:42:45.120 Is it gonna work? 13:42:45.120 --> 13:42:46.120 Probably. 13:42:46.120 --> 13:42:48.120 How you miss? 13:42:50.120 --> 13:42:53.120 Oh, it was all part of the plan! 13:42:53.120 --> 13:42:55.120 Look at this. 13:42:58.120 --> 13:43:00.120 Right in the spleen! 13:43:00.120 --> 13:43:02.120 Right in the spleen! 13:43:05.120 --> 13:43:07.120 What you gotta say for yourself, buddy? 13:43:10.120 --> 13:43:11.120 Okay, hold up now. 13:43:11.120 --> 13:43:14.120 Can't be reducing my man to dust here. 13:43:14.120 --> 13:43:21.120 He's part of the main category. 13:43:21.120 --> 13:43:24.120 Oh. 13:43:24.120 --> 13:43:27.120 Oh. 13:43:27.120 --> 13:43:30.120 Oh. 13:43:44.120 --> 13:43:53.720 She's like, please no. 13:43:53.720 --> 13:44:00.920 But wait. 13:44:00.920 --> 13:44:04.160 Oh I think we know who it is. 13:44:04.160 --> 13:44:08.800 I think we know who it is. 13:44:08.800 --> 13:44:09.800 Whoa. 13:44:09.800 --> 13:44:17.600 Oh, heck, you do that. 13:44:17.600 --> 13:44:22.400 This guy, dude, this guy doesn't even finish up the fight or anything. 13:44:22.400 --> 13:44:28.200 The moment she is about to be reduced to dust, this guy comes in and goes, not today, not 13:44:28.200 --> 13:44:35.400 on my watch, to ensure her safety, but then doesn't do anything else. 13:44:35.400 --> 13:44:45.080 Damn, she is completely, completely lost in the race, look at that. 13:44:45.080 --> 13:44:54.920 Oh no. 13:44:54.920 --> 13:45:09.800 This is just tuxedo, man. 13:45:09.800 --> 13:45:10.800 Let me read it too. 13:45:10.800 --> 13:45:15.400 Why is she being chased by a...bro. 13:45:15.400 --> 13:45:21.560 Teach her participating in this. 13:45:21.560 --> 13:45:23.640 So that's what young Dio is doing? 13:45:23.640 --> 13:45:40.120 blue. Alright. One more episode. Learn how to be skinny from Musagi. Yo, that's not problematic. 13:45:40.120 --> 13:45:41.120 Let's watch. 13:45:41.120 --> 13:45:51.560 Let's see what happens. 13:45:51.560 --> 13:46:20.180 So we animation, let's go! 13:46:20.180 --> 13:46:24.980 with the intro music you know what I'm gonna go pee again I'll be right back