you
I figured, why not?
I'll do it too.
I mean, to be fair, they started in November.
I'm starting in December.
A little biffy, a little biffy.
I don't have Luna with me today.
We'll see if I win any games now that I don't have, you know, the epic baby over here.
My little Santa helper.
I
Delicious
Divine
Hey, oh, this that nostalgia music right here, right?
Nostalgia, bro
I'm cleaning my room after depression for like three days already and my nose is always itchy because I have dust allergy
I know exactly what you're talking about same same
And dust allergies are the worst too dust is like
So fun story. I got a test and I did that little arm test thing where you get all the pollen like outdoor
environment environmental allergy test as they call it and
And turns out I'm not allergic to trees and didn't know that I'm not allergic to trees what I am allergic to is
grass
When the when the grass pollinates or my big one
I had one point or one or two points above grass, which was dust
dust mites specifically
And for whatever reason roaches to American and German roaches, bro
Those were the three things
They they were like we don't want to treat you for a roach allergy because why on earth would you be in a roach infested area, right?
That should be a different problem. It's up. Oh
My god, bro. I so don't scare me like that. Hey, oh
What the freak bro?
What the?
Hell no
I'm gonna sell the goomba at...oh thanks for that heal.
Are they all there?
Nice.
Oh this dude's gonna...okay.
Wait can that actually kill...OHH!
The music...NO WAY!
I feel like plugging in my mic and saying my bad.
i feel like that that was my bad
all man
i don't like my mic
i'll never talk to them
it is what it is
which it was the christmas vibes it's okay
is pistol round it's fine we'll get over it
i'm over it already
i'm over it
i don't care
it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
everywhere you go
I think I'm just gonna do like full save
I think it makes sense
full save bro
oh hell no
I'm trapped
sorry that got me stimulated right there
78
I gotta talk to these people
I need her for like encouragement encouragement, bro
Where is Luna today at?
I think she's hiding on the couch that's like far away from this room, so.
I don't feel like going to get her.
I finally plugged in the cod mic, yeah.
I feel like I had none of them.
Good efforts by this dude.
Nice try, nice try.
Let's make sure the communication is solid though.
This thing still confuses me to this day.
Output device, that has to be headset, right?
That's gotta be headset.
Input device would be my mic, right?
We're doing it.
It has to be that.
It's just because the last time I did that, where I put the input device as Yeti,
I couldn't hear my teammates, so...
Oh god, oh god, oh god. Okay, I was able to buy at least a gun in the meantime.
I didn't know he could die from Molly. Dude, we learned new things. I didn't know that bro could die from Molly either.
I'm glad I got to witness that, though.
All right, what's this rascal doing?
Is she in a bad mood or she's just sassy?
Okay, first of all, she's 24-7 sassy.
Uh, but I think she's just super tired today, like me.
Maybe she has the same allergies as I do.
I'm not necessarily tired.
I just, when your neck swells up like this, it's annoying.
It comes frivolous.
It makes me not want to move as much, if that makes sense.
They're going to be going B. You know they're going to be going B. What the- I- Bro, because
I saw a raise on the minimap, I thought for sure that was my teammate.
Oh, and the- when the raise cloned- Oh, he almost had her.
Good efforts, good efforts. Not a huge fan of the Lotus map, to be honest.
You got him, bro. I don't even think he has time. Yeah.
Omen, Omen's got the right mind. Very nice. Exquisite.
I had to let him know you gotta let it know when a person is exquisite
God I can't afford my epic weapons that's not a semi-ight I've been trying to practice
smart the Phantom. I like the laser beam accuracy. More than two bullets. Yeah, it's comp. We're
doing that comp. It feels wrong for me to jump into an unrated match. I did practice
a little bit beforehand though. This is not like my first match. But I am warming up for
the for the second stream it's a little biffy you know
oof bro oof bro y'all confusing me i hear my teammates
you
Okay, race has got to know that I'm going to be over here.
Nice shots, you saw her bobbing weave, kinda lucky, kinda lucky with it, but it's okay.
Sometimes people are gonna land that, you know, 1% of the time that they go for it.
back match so far though. 2-3!
I believe you.
With the rating match.
No, sadly it's not. It's not.
Unfortunately it's not.
Um, it is Masters though. Just saying.
Alright, I think we can do this. I think it'll be fine.
We're gonna get our ultimate.
We can buy a gun.
could always do this I guess if I wanted to be spicy but I just don't really see
the point look at our full Shabang Shaboom from this one
I'm not really sure where uh so it's gonna be like BC they might go see though I
I don't want to expose myself so I'm going all the way around.
I did it again, bro. I did it again. Oh my god. Why doesn't that strategy work?
Oh, I hate that so much that I can't heal off of that.
Okay, they gotta be over there then.
Both of them.
Damn, bro.
Brimstone knows how to play this game, apparently.
I gotta commit.
I gotta get it halfway.
It gives Raze a chance.
Oh, if Raze would have got the kill, it would have been a maybe, a bit of solid maybe.
I had to commit to get it halfway.
Damn!
It was all because I messed up with the old thing again, dude. I hate that strategy.
I hate that my strategy doesn't work.
That you can't heal with the, uh, with the ultimate.
Only if you get a kill with the ultimate.
So annoying.
I didn't feel like the need I was...
Well, at least I saved some cash.
So I don't have to do it next time, right?
Alright.
There it is then.
you
I'll do this.
Okay, okay.
What about Gekko?
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna wait for the team. We have the numbers so...
Damn bro.
What am I shooting?
I didn't know the corner was like located geographically in that specific area.
Nice.
Oh thank god. We really needed that round.
Dude.
Really needed that one.
Because now it's only a three round difference.
Look at us.
I wonder if anybody's going to be able to buy on me.
Oh, thank god.
Thank you Sage.
I don't know why I've been fumbling my positioning of my shots recently, but we'll pick it up.
We'll pick it up.
Not to worry.
I feel like trying the same aggressive strategy over here.
It doesn't work like 80% of the time, but never mind.
We're running.
Yeah, I need assistance
Yeah, let's go all the way around that was a super rush B
Okay, oh
It's horrible, well should have been shooting at Sage too
MAMASITA!
What's Sage up to?
Damn
We lost! We lost the race.
Making this game that much harder.
I mean, I don't blame him. It's Lotus. Lotus is very low-key, like...
Not good. Not a good map.
Not that fun, I'll be perfectly honest.
I am having fun with the new map, though. Sunset.
Not as bad. Not as bad as I had my first impression on it.
He's taking pictures on his phone while you die, literally.
Here, let's do this, I guess.
It's you and me.
Give me a beep, Oz.
Nice.
This is body safe.
Nice.
Body safe. Nice.
Excellent.
I think.
Okay, we know where Bram usually goes, right?
You need that right side.
Clear it up.
Bro's sensitivity is crazy, dude.
Holy, he literally looked at this way.
Oh my god.
He looked my way way too fast.
Let's just put it that way.
Brosnan Civvie was insane there.
I think long term wise that's not really good.
I'll be honest.
Who knows?
on the uh on our attacking side we'll be doing the same thing we'll win like six
rounds in a row easy right give it to give it to get
come take this you're open we've been guessing wrong too we won the rounds
every time they went to B or A we've been losing every round when they go to B or
seat like that sort of pathing I've noticed so I feel like if I can protect
a alone and my teammates can stack maybe be your seat we'll have a chance
nice this might be a so I think we'll get this round
They really got one!
Okay.
Disgusting.
70.
70 Rays.
70!
I shoulda just went Pew Pew
instead of spraying.
Woo!
11.
They were trying to show you.
Dude, Razer the jump is...
Razer is jumping!
Okay, okay, this is the true testament right here.
The true testament.
I mean, it is a 4v5.
But I think we'll be able to pull it off still.
You also play with high sense?
I feel like, I guess if you used to it, I used to play with high sense, and then it was like,
I mean I don't know if you consider this high sense.
This is like my 360, this is how long it takes to go 360.
This is my sense.
I feel like though, like Raze has gotta be a little faster than this, like even if it's
slightly it's it's really how did i get me bro i'm behind the wall damn he got
baited
well got baited
oh hell no oh hell no bro
get that get that raise
Woohoo!
I'll take the 25 health.
Niiiice! Like I said, I think we're gonna be able to get this.
Packing side might be our thing.
And we got a sheriff, let's go.
I kinda want the specter though.
Your sense is like a 3 or something, and the mouse DPS is also high.
I usually use, I mean, I don't think I could change the DPS on this one, but I'm sure it's
standard, like 800.
I feel like the standard is usually 800 or 1000.
And then I think I play as 0.3.
I haven't checked in the longest time.
0.35.
You know what, why don't I go through here, bro?
Eyy, oh, Raze, man!
Why is Raze doing me like this?
Bro just got double KD out of nowhere when he was, I saw that dude, he was like bottom
of that leaderboard in the first six rounds.
All of a sudden, Bro's like amped up.
Damn, he's back up.
Tough because of the raise.
The raise is amped up right now.
Nah, that's fakey.
Told you, raise is amped up right now, bro.
It's gonna be tough for us.
Ah, that was a tough spot.
I mean, we're still playing a 4v5.
It can't be too hard on ourselves.
Not only are we playing a 4v5, but it's also on Lotus.
I think we could do C or B. I think we got to do what they do.
A is very finicky.
We could either rush B, take them out, or we could get C, just easier spots to hold.
It's harder to clear through A. All you need is like one person on A and it's easy to rotate
over there and stop any set up from happening.
Ooh, I guess I could ultimate.
Okay, so we got, we're over here for sure.
I
Damn bro, we had to hit him with a flick on that one. Oh, holy Jesus
We had to lay them out man rain old is insane dude
It's all reina old at the end of the day
It's just like so stupid reina's kid is so stupid
It it's primes you up like I sort of got
There's never a moment where it doesn't make sense to have reina
Do it
Oh, sheen.
Nice.
You're smoking, you're smoking.
Ugh.
Watch out your flank, man.
We got a little too clustered there.
There was a lot of clustering going on.
Avon Zulob, I feel like the closer I can get to my ultimate every time.
I wouldn't go A again, like I said, A is spicy.
I could try to push through B. Kind of makes sense for there to be at least
That one on B
I just want to see where they're going to rotate from.
Oh, he knew, bro!
I figured.
I can't tell if Omen was actually able to see over here.
So I wanted to have it covered.
This is a horrible spot for me.
Let's not.
Okay, we know where he is.
This should be our round.
Hey, now we have our ultimate.
So maybe another round, and then we're only going to be like three rounds down.
That's the math right there.
That is the math that we've been waiting for.
I know Reyes was waiting for me, dude.
and Gecko. I knew that the Gecko was there, because he shot up the alien thing. And I was
like, I don't think that did rotate it for some reason, because he knew that I was going
to be around that area, so... Bro's just casually waiting. Mischievous. Bro's acting
arms chevious
go go go
pushing baby we push in month
plant this bike
all i have this bike damn it
didn't know that
EEEEEEEE!
2 ults!
Oh thank god that reset my ultimate.
What are they bro?
I can't see because my monitor.
I don't know if you guys could see, but my monitor had a blank screen.
And what happened was, I had to, it keeps doing this setting for me and saying, do you
want to optimize your screen?
Start now, it'll take several minutes of it going on and off.
No.
Jesus Christ.
No Samsung, no.
I don't want that.
And I still managed to clutch up.
Even with the sabotage going on.
Oh shoot.
That's close.
Like I said, three round difference.
It's the math that we needed.
I'm going to help them push this time.
I just want to get as close to my ultimate fast as possible, is what I'm trying to say.
nice
super pathetic
ooh brimmy brimmy brimmy brimmy
okay I think we did enough for the team to be like set up properly here
in a 3v3 situation
their big gun arrays is not in the
equation over here so I think they're gonna be fine
that might have been enough time though
That might have been enough time.
Oh, dude, it was right there!
No, it was literally right there.
Ayo, none of these people are getting their gun skill, man.
Here we go.
One kill to get my ultimate again.
Damn.
Ayo, they gotta amp up the gun skill.
What the heck?
That's not how we do it.
Yeah, it's a new monitor. I got this like, uh, ultra wide monitor.
And I'd be able to pick up that orb, just so I can gank to my ult.
Ah, brother. Let's go away from that.
I mean, we could bait him. If they get ganked.
you
of
How is Brimstone able to kill everybody?
Because I see him eating those shots.
I see him eating at least 3-4 bullets.
Alright, he's gotta be weak.
They have Skye, so maybe not.
Sky the type to fill up her field pool though.
Sky that type.
I wonder if they will ever add a ban system like in League.
Once there will be around 30-40 champions in battle I think so.
30-40?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I was just thinking about that the other day too.
I was like, it doesn't really make sense to ban right now.
I know that that feels like there's a lot right now but...
I still don't think that there's enough for there to be like a band system. I think
what they could do right now if they did want to implement it is do one band. I
think you could ban one agent right now on each side. Like let's say there's
somebody that's like super OP or that you take away their advantage right. I
think it'll make sense to do right now. Like Brimstone is a great agent to ban
from this map. Brimstone or Omen. You take away somebody's advantage, smokes. And you
have the chance of getting them off their main too. Because I know that they can go
on Omen, but some people can't play Brim to Omen.
Goddamn!
Where is everybody?
Hoping nobody planks us.
Damn son!
That was gonna be a hard clutch.
That would have been one of them ace clutches.
That would have been hard.
I want to go beat this one.
Oof!
Saving rounds! Saving, saving, saving!
This might be an A push. They keep going back and forth.
They flip flop between the sites.
to be fair I thought I thought the scoreboard was gonna be so much worse but
you know what two three is not that bad
so far I'll do yeah this is gonna be a beat push a push me maybe not I don't
know what they're doing
I need somebody.
Got like two right?
They're done.
Tell them I'll be.
They're gonna commit!
They're gonna commit.
These cars...
Oh, sheesh!
Nah, not today.
Not today, sunny boy!
the red sky Jesus said let there be a red sky
I know it's really cool huh I have it
I didn't get the new one a woman around
I stopped playing Valorant for like a long time so I wasn't
able to buy the their second season of it so I have this one
I think this is going to be an A push. Oh for sure.
Oh I was going to get a KO and then freaking get a quad right there. Absolutely.
Do I have time to peek? You know what? Let's go do that right now.
you
I thought my teammate was behind me.
Yo!
I thought my teammate was behind me, bro.
I didn't realize bro died.
Map awareness minus one.
Oof!
in his last half-time round with zero weapons. I guess we have the Dinkleberry
over here. Dinkleberry for the win, let's go.
Mmm, like I said they flip-flop every single time, so this is gonna be A.
I'm going to hang out over here though.
Since I don't have a weapon.
Whoa!
Nice!
They're over here.
I'ma let Phoenix die, and I'm gonna take his gun.
If I had more than Dinkleberry.
Where'd he go?
Oh, he's over there.
I heard him too.
I just left a shirt.
Jeez!
I mean, it was either get the kill on Brimstone and then try to clutch it up or not do that.
Those were my options.
Those were the options.
But hey, going into it 5-7.
It's a battle.
It's a battle in back and forth.
Hopefully we're good on the attacking side.
Hopefully the attacking side will treat us nicely.
Always the brim.
Always the brim, man.
Not bad though, not bad.
I mean our chamber is a little, uh, interesting.
Is the word for it.
I'm gonna try and lay some covered out.
Nobody's gonna be flanking, right?
Noice.
Yeah, they might jump right.
Ayo.
Ayo, she got so lucky with that.
Oh my god, the run and shoot.
The run and shoot, she got so lucky with that.
Holy smokes, when a player gets lucky.
Oh my god, she landed that 1% shot.
Oh my god.
I just banked on the fact that she wouldn't land that.
She's...
Uh...
I guess we could do this.
Oh, that was so nasty.
It was so nasty.
I shouldn't have challenged it, but... so nasty.
I hate running guy because I can never pull it off.
It's... you're constantly gambling. It's the best way to put it.
It's a constant gamble of just...
I mean, in all fairness, a lack of consistency.
I'll choose consistency over the gambling part.
I guess you can push in.
If you don't block me, of course. Jesus, Phoenix.
Chill
Oh my god, oh my god, bro
Oh
My god, bro
Our chamber is something else
Our chamber is something else, bro
Yikes! Big yikers. I think we're still fine. Okay, where do we go? We went A and then no,
we went B in the mid. I think they would anticipate a A push here, so it would make sense to go B.
I don't think they're gonna anticipate a B push. We're on track for a pattern of just doing every
site that we've not tested yet, so we want to break that pattern. We want to go B.
I should go through it mid, but let me see if I can help them out here
Damn, I thought I was ahead of the flash
That's kind of weird
Y'all see that I was ahead of the flash wasn't I?
That literally shouldn't have been the case
I shouldn't have been as blinded like I was.
Let's go right.
3v2 is a really good situation though.
Except I mean as long as they could use Chambers and E-Shields somehow.
you
You
Nice
Okay, the problem is, Raina comes over here, I'm so dead.
So dead, bro.
I got five into Phoenix, man.
I mean, the Raina was gonna pick me up, so I did tap my invisibility thing.
I did tap it because I was gonna try and like, scooch my way away, but I don't think it would
have mattered.
Raina let it just like aim down side to me.
If I would have killed Phoenix and then got my invisibility pulled off, then I could have
went behind the building and maybe got lucky enough to draw my weapon fast to land a headshot
on Raina.
But sadly though, we got four of them there dude.
No, three of them.
130 on Phoenix.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Remember you put some trips on our front.
I still think B is worth it.
We just gotta get set up.
And we can always wait out the rim smokes.
Bro's limited in that.
Bro has finite smokes.
We don't need to push this.
Here, here, here.
Oh, I'll grab it, I'll grab it.
Let's wait on the Omen.
There we go.
Ayo, Phoenix!
Somebody!
How did I actually, I can't, I can't rely on chamber anymore, man.
I saw chamber look to the left and I was like, okay, it's gotta be cleared, right?
What is teamwork if not trusting your teammate clearing out a spot?
But never turns to chamber, that's five and seven team.
That's the lesson learned.
Ooh, good blind shot.
I have doubts though.
Nice!
Woo!
Thank God.
I still have my doubt, but I'm glad that he was able to clutch it.
There's no one to rely on anymore.
Literally.
I can't rely on a chamber.
I can't rely on anybody, man.
Let's see.
Nobody has any money.
So I guess that means we have to do this.
I do have my ult too, and I'll use it if I can get a weapon.
I mean, I could always take one of my teammates' weapons, right?
I don't want to catch him to the Phoenix over here.
you
Can we cut out oh man, so it might not be so bad. Oh man, okay, maybe not oh man
I don't want to waste my blinds yet.
Get away there.
That was my only purpose.
Here, let's go to B.
He's close
Brits though, and they got the fire in the smoke Jesus
Jesus
Where is he where's K. Oh that dude
the 117 size rolls my eyes bro
I'm someone was able to lock down be like full-blown lock down
All right, let's see three rounds. That's not that bad. I feel like we've come back from way worse. That's for sure.
I knew, I knew KO was going to be on the flank. And I knew that I'd be able to win my gumball on sky. I just, I need more time though.
Oh hell no.
Hey, this might be an easy B push.
Wait, yeah.
Take me, take me, take me.
Oh my god, bro, I lost to the brim.
I can't. I can't.
I can't believe I fumbled that so hard.
Ayo, I can't believe I lost to the brimstone.
My god, I got to rush you with it
I got way too rushy with it man
Oh my god when bros only weapon is a dinker
GG
Tough match man
I love how the Selvah just blamed me when they had probably some of the most
Horrific recon darts I've ever seen in the history of me playing this game
I've seen maybe one of their worst person in this guy
With a recon dart only one other person
But you know what they're quite equal with it. They were quite equal with the recon darts
Unbelievable oh, do we have time for another one? Not really
If I'm gonna be honest here, not really.
You know what we can do really quickly?
Is maybe a spike rush.
Or an escalation.
I haven't done escalation in a while.
To end things off.
He needed someone to blame.
Exactly.
See, I'm not blaming solo for the loss.
I'm just criticizing their gameplay.
Big difference.
anybody it was a good match it was a tough match enemy played well brimstone man kept
walking me in dude he was playing super patient was going for the headshots landed a ton of
Dinkers. Let's take a look at this skin one more time.
Oofies. Not really worth the money if I'm being honest.
The sound is satisfying. Yeah, exactly. It's just not like, I think, worth the money, though.
Because it's... what you have to take into account is the cost of the R.
What do they call these, riot points, whatever?
Valorant points and then riot points, right?
You have to take into account the riot points, which are expensive too.
Look at this.
$20, $30 for 40 riot points.
And it's going to cost you to load up, fully load it up with one color scheme option.
It's $30 plus the 20 you've got to drop on the skin, $50.
It's not worth $50, is what I'm trying to say.
It is definitely not worth $50.
$20.
Take it or leave it.
I'll give you $20.
$20.
Take it or leave it.
You can have $20.
But not $50, man.
To get that all, because that's what I would do anyways,
because I don't like the default color scheme,
So I have to level it up all the way to the pink, pink and white option, the diva colors,
and YORU-TIME!
WEEE!
Hey, y'all want to see something crazy?
Hold up.
Do you see him?
Do you see him in the back?
Do you see him? Do you see him in the back?
I hope I'm not uh, look at that. Hey, oh he lurking in the back there, bro
He lurking there in the back, bro
Hey, let me see if I can get a
Bruh, I kind of I don't know why I had this idea of just showing like my plug honestly in
In the Luna cam since Luna's not gonna be in the cam. I just thought it'd be so funny that I don't know an ominous plug everybody
What is it gonna do?
What's gonna happen next oh my god, maybe like an electrical fire is gonna start spontaneously
Nice
Can you show your butt plug bro butter dog
Butter dog
Hello! Hello!
What do you come up with these things, man?
Is that what that looks like?
That'd be so epic to catch on stream, though.
parentheses joking. I don't think you're joking. Anomaly, I don't think you're joking at all.
At all. You could be honest.
I unfortunately don't own one, sadly.
If you want to give me one, it's totally fine.
I'll use it on stream for you guys.
Alright, I got my little hand warmers, like a true competitive gamer would.
How do you play, how do you play competitively without hand warmers?
What, you're really gonna be just playing with cold hands?
No.
With hand warmers, you don't even need to warm up.
I got no prior warm ups in this game, alright?
Alright, I'm just raw dogging it.
Woohoo, fire on stream.
Nah, I think I'll be good. I don't think there's going to be electrical fires or anything.
Speaking of which though, I have so many plugs.
Not the kind that Butterdog is talking about.
But, there's like my desk. There's nothing I can do about it.
As much as I would love to have it clean.
Y'all don't see it. I barely I don't even notice it. It's covered behind the desk. You know that's kind of like takes over visually
You really don't even know that there is like NASA grade wiring happening under this desk
It's okay
Nobody needs to know
It's like impossible to do anything about so we're gonna keep it that way. All right. I need to organize
other keyboard over there this keyboard over here like I said I didn't warm up
or anything so this is gonna be super super raw super raw no Vaseline
necessary in this one do we want to let's go help out our team and let's make
I'm gonna skate.
Do a little...
Anybody?
Oh, I knew it. Oh, I knew there was gonna be like 50 of them popping up.
Like, woodwork, bro.
Can I get this real fast?
Nah!
Where'd I go? Oh, shoot.
Somebody died over here.
Oh, you know he's just waiting in a corner too.
Bro, you know he's waning the corner
Told you I told you bro
Where these at where these
That's so close bro, what do you mean the voices the voices are telling you to buy a buff look now
I
Mean they might not be wrong though, you know, I don't think they're gonna be wrong
Sometimes just got listened to the voice
Are you talking about the music?
Oh, speaking of which, should I communicate with my team in Valorant?
I feel like that's an amateur move.
I think so, Evelyn, I think so.
You could blame Butterdog for the amazing idea that they had.
Hey, we'll get a Stinger.
And let's not do that again. Tell Pora, let's go over here.
And as long as we aim for the head, we're like totally chilling, right?
Ow, okay. Damn. Damn, bro. I just want to get myself an orb.
Dude, I'm like addicted to orbs. I can't. It's an OCD thing. I just...
I have to... I have to grab it. It's there for the plucking. I have to have it.
I'm gonna go around. Hey, whoa, whoa. No, we don't.
Omen has infiltrated the... the unit.
Let's go, bro. Let's go. Oh, no!
A good, good shots.
Good shots by Gekko.
I wasn't expecting him to not reload.
A lot of the amateurs in low ranks won't reload.
Will reload, like when they fire two bullets.
I was expecting that from this guy.
Little Pokemon squirting your face.
Yeah.
People threw that thing at me like, go get him.
I choose you.
Squirtle.
Start squirting Squirtle.
Who I want.
I'm going to do the, I'm going to do the phantom.
A little blind.
I feel like I'm going to get my ultimate and I want to have my blind ready.
Squernel.
That really sounds right.
Hey we only need to kill one person.
Let's get it.
I know Gekko's still left over here right?
Somebody to the left over here.
Um, can we do this?
Maybe?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We ain't watchin' our-
Back up, Spock.
Oh, God.
How annoying, bro.
Let's do this.
Oh, my God!
I was waitin' for the raise to...
Show me a little something, something.
A little something, bro.
I used to make a perfect squirrel impression, but I can't anymore
Why do you doubt yourself like that? Go on. Let me hear it
boy
post of
Sorry, I'm supposed to speak Russian instead
I'm gonna say post a voicemail in the discord
So I could hear it
Well, we don't have any money everyone. So I guess we're gonna have to buy this or buy that
and most likely lose this game but that's okay
I want that gun no
I don't have any what you call it
I tried I thought maybe they were distracted enough for me to pull it
Oh, I didn't have any blinds, man. I didn't have any blinds speaking Russian. I'm listening
I said a couple words in Russian. I said a couple
Couple of spectacular little words. Wait, did your master's change to the to the ony mass? I don't think so
Is that what that looked like? I
Don't think it did wait to the or mass I
I think his mass changes when you have the Katana equipped.
No way!
I literally have never noticed.
Here, we'll get it again.
It's fine.
We'll get it soon enough.
We are getting completely mollywopped in this one though.
For our little warm-up match, we are getting completely mollywopped.
It's not fun.
Let's get him up.
What was that, bro?
Oh.
Oh, these people.
These people, bro.
They're all over the place.
I say we go like that way.
And then we do that.
You got him, let's go! Thanks to me, by the way. Thanks to me.
It's my epic strategy.
Plant the spike.
Plant the spike, bro.
Gotta be up here, right?
Gotta be up here.
Eh, I missed the- I missed the first three shots. God damn it.
No, not the 11k!
Uhhh, 11HPKP over here.
K. Jamie, that could be.
I like this, I like this, you got it, you got it, hey let's go!
First game doesn't count, I hope you remember that, oh I will, I live by that rule, the
first game doesn't count, hey like any sport right, the first one don't matter, bro that's
why there's like half times, four quarters, what do you call it, sets, name a sport, they
got a lot of stuff going on man, this game don't count.
We got to do best of three and then it's gonna count.
Uh, damn, I've had like zero money.
I guess we could buy none of that.
Okay, let's just do this.
So I want to make sure I have a blind for the next one.
I keep running the uh...
Oh!
No you don't!
Where's the, where's the fricking gun, bro?
You took my gun?
Where's the where's the fucking gun bro you took my gun
Not cool broski not cool nice that is pretty cool. I think we should
No communication no voice comes
Just on the ground though. I'll go up top with these guys until you know close quarters here. Maybe still
the weapon for a moment
Get him!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, bro, did the thing!
Raised the thing!
Oh, and we got our neon that's A-K.
Oh, never mind.
Dude!
It's wild.
Oh, neon's probably dead.
The fact that he almost got that hook!
Bro's getting napombed.
Bro's getting napombed over there.
God damn.
I live by that rose pool.
Dang.
Yeah, that's a good rule to live by.
First game never counts.
Which, I mean scientifically speaking, right?
Totally valid.
Alright, I think we're going to be able to get our ultimate.
Whoa, that's a pretty cool sticker.
That's like, slime.
Ooh, yeah.
Here, let's, um, let's just go over here.
I don't know why, but...
Let's do that.
Eh, just in case.
Oh, yeah!
Get that rush in here.
you
You
Get on my ultimate let's get her ultimate yeah
Let's go down there. Oh
Oh, bro. Oh, bro. Oh, mama. No. Oh, bro. Let me have this one be one.
I tried. I tried landing a lot of these body shots, man. I had one dink right there.
That would have been good. The one dink. Whoa. We have an omen. Fascinating.
Oh god, this is the last one.
Uh...
I guess we have to do this, and then I can just pick up a weapon, right?
I have my ultimate too.
Let's do this, just to be safe.
Nice, we got two blinds, we got a clone, we got our ultimate.
I think we're good, I think we're chilling.
If I can get close enough to a person,
Spectre or Stinger doesn't really matter.
I forgot.
Do that.
Okay.
Uh...
Blink?
Let's see what's going on here.
is cleared out. It is cleared out.
Aye, we got the raise at the ultimate at least.
That kinda evened it out.
Because the raise was guaranteed.
It was guaranteed to take out somebody.
I would say that was pretty successful.
Going into this 4-8 wouldn't be the worst.
It's not the worst, it's not the worst.
I've been in more dire situations, for sure.
Switching sides.
In and out, don't get stalled, bad way to go.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
Turn up.
That frost nipping at your name.
Hey, it's one of the classic Christmas songs.
Damn.
All right, we're like we're not warmed up yet. We're semi we're getting there. We're getting there
Maybe I need to spend some time with the hand warmers
We can make a comeback. I think so too. I think so too. I
Still didn't check the mask by the way, I don't know why I keep forgetting
And it might not be a thing. I might just be used to it too. It's just like something
I thought was the actual mask the whole time
I mean, I could do this, I guess.
you
I want to get in there.
Was it just the Omen?
It might have been just the Omen.
Here, I'm going to go this way.
It might have been just Omen.
No, no, it's not.
Nah, they over here, they over here.
I'm gonna make it look like my clown's running this way.
See what happens?
Nothing happened, okay?
Damn.
Oh my god!
Yo, Sage!
I'm just saying, I thought, mmm, they could have been looking there, no?
Why do we have like three teammates?
We're gonna wait here.
Let's see what's going on.
Bro, and they planted B?
Ayo, this Omen is making moves.
Omen's got the moves right now.
He must have saw my clone and just like totally went for me.
Yikers.
Okay, okay, we fumbled that play.
Omen jumpscare, literally.
Literally got an Omen jumpscare.
Yeah, it's okay, it's okay.
Here, I'm gonna go back to the Phantom.
I feel better on the Phantom with your...
Alright, that one they stumbled.
us bro they didn't even plant on a that was a b plant with a wacky omen over on
a side for some reason which we felt bait for because we had no business being
there if they weren't gonna plant the spike on that side that is so here let's
put this let's say I'm being a watch top here might do another slow play I think
No one's gonna be in there.
Oh yeah, he's over here.
Right?
Okay, I wanna make sure I actually...
There's no way they know I can't over here.
I think I'm good.
I gotta wait for them.
Oh, bro, the timing.
They're gonna rotate.
Yeah, they're rotating.
god damn it
one might be over here so i need to expect them
and bro
bike planted
can this go upstairs
okay
you know what i'm gonna go with them and i think we're better numbers because
at least we trade right
my plan right now okay there's definitely one there in here i think
Oh, I almost had him bro, 111!
Oh no, no, 111 on the Cypher.
I switched over to raise too fast.
Oh god damn.
Those headshots?
Easy.
I don't know why, I'm not going for the headshots right now.
I wasn't, I'm not warmed up!
I'm not warmed up enough to do the headshots.
Damn it.
all right all right it's getting a little dicey four-round lead get a little
dicey you know let's throw out the teleport and see what happens on B I
I guess.
Ooh!
Got an election on B. Maybe mid.
Nobody gonna come mid.
Okay, we gotta go down there then.
Eugh!
How come only one bullet landed over there, man?
I felt like I had some beats in control spray control happening
I'm not gonna happen
It's a it's a valiant effort, but I don't think it's gonna happen. I believe in you bro. I appreciate it
Next round, next round.
Ooooooh, so lucky.
Mmmmm, that was horrible.
The first game, bro.
Hands are not warm enough.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
That's the excuse I'm going with right now.
That's the one.
The hands are not warm enough.
Here, I might need to do this.
Let's switch over to the Vandal for a little bit.
Our beautiful Vandal, look at that.
All right, we're also playing like super, oh, there's somebody over here.
I think it's just one person, right?
Can we try this?
Okay, they did get manboozled by that.
Somebody over here.
Nice.
Aw.
You really destroyed it, bro?
Okay, we gotta move.
Oh, I don't- probably- why am I not landing the headshots?
Oh, gotta land these headshots them them two bullets man
All that means to me is two opportunities that could have been headshots
Oh, I had this dude. Yo, he dropped me in like look at that three bullets in the span
I know it was his ultimate that am psychify rate, but Jesus was the time frame
He's a time frame. No
Oof, what is this, last round?
Uh, I guess we have to buy this.
Good enough, that's all I need.
That's all I need, and we have our ultimate.
Whoa, big plays by Neon.
Big plays.
Okay, we don't need to push that, right?
Let's not.
I think Bro's gonna go B.
Ooh, yeah, I think they're gonna rotate.
Let me try and get through mid.
See what happens.
They might pull a fakey, which is what I'm really worried about.
They might have slow played down here and went back here.
Let me do this.
I think he's, I think this is a fake.
I think he's actually on A. I think he put the smoke here.
He does that.
Yeah, I think he's on A, bro.
I think he's on A, bro.
They gotta be on A, right?
Dude, where are they?
Ayo!
Okay, there they are.
There they are, there they are.
Oh my god, bro 52 52
He's got he's got to commit to the plant. Oh, let's go
Dude got me out here nervous
I
I landed my headshot on Gekko, but not the other dude.
Damn.
Okay.
I still don't have enough money, so that means we still got to buy the Spectre.
Which is not that bad, I really don't mind it.
God damn, four bullets total, one to the leg, three to the chest, and then finally a headshot.
That ends off.
That's wild.
I'm pretty sure I started with a headshot, and then the rest just kind of like went downwards.
Oh god.
I know it's happening okay good let's do that oh nonsense nonsense bro
Oh
You got him though, I mean I was basically bait
God damn we do bro. I'm never gonna have money in this game wait. They could buy me
Yeah, I was pretty good bait that round
They don't understand we lose the round that money's gonna go nowhere anyway. That's the thing
I'd rather have two blinds than another teleport, in case they don't buy me.
It's okay, it's okay.
I really don't blame them.
Here, let's do the same strategy.
We're gonna put this over here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
You ain't getting behind us, bro.
That might just be the element like they did last time. We gotta be careful. I'm not using
my teleport or just yet. Yeah, why the whole team?
hold to the close
spike down egg
okay okay okay
oh what the
bro
bro not the rays
not the rays with the flank
I didn't even expect one of them to be back there for some reason
oh shoot
I did not expect somebody to go through mid-blank
It should have been watched. That's for sure.
Oh no.
Okay, okay.
That Omen is tricky. I don't like that Omen at all.
Ooh, okay.
It's all up to KJ to do a 1v2.
I don't know how I feel about it right now.
Oh, bro, that's location revealed, right?
Oh
What a spot okay one garage and then one up top for sure. Oh
I guess not bro. This oh, it's tricky
Open it's tricky man
Okay, do you know GG?
I'm not gonna lie my
Jumping into a game like that no practice no warm-up
Lord Lord have mercy on me, bro. That was tough lost 20s. I deserved
26 man whoo I lost 26 on that kind of deserved here
Let me enter the range real fast. Just like a warm of my muscle memory. I just need to it's weird
It's like tuning the reaction. It's not so much the
Like that aim as much as it is like the reaction when somebody pops up on the screen
I don't know why I'm zigzagging. It's like weird. It was like innate. I shouldn't be zigzagging my aim like that
so I just need to
Do a little bit of this so that it doesn't feel so like surprising, you know
See the difference just after the first two droids like I felt it
It's like oh, that's like riding a bike, but you need to keep pedaling in order to feel that muscle memory
And I wasn't able to continuously kettle, if you understand the metaphor so far, when
I was in the game.
But you see now it's like, literally the first two droids that I was shooting at, my aim
was all like, but now it's more like calm, relaxed, aiming for the head.
That's exactly how I need it.
Ooh, that was a little choppy.
Also, my cursor is bigger than I'm used to.
I don't think I needed that big, but I'll roll with it for now.
If it was working before then, I think no matter what I change it to, it won't really matter.
It's just about, like I said, feeling the calmness of not worrying about so much.
That aim and like I said the innate reaction of when they pop up on the screen and it was like whoa
Why am I zigzagging my shots?
Yeah, omen knew some tricks omen knew some tricks bro had joker under his sleeve an ace under there
I don't know what else he hiding, but he had some tricks hey what happened to the Christmas music no wonder
That's the real thing to blame right now. No Christmas music. What the what is it bro? Every time on Felice Navidad
Every single time it pauses out of nowhere for some reason
strange
Very strange is trying to say something why you do that I do that
We're committing to Yoru.
We are committing to Yoru even though Reina is the best carrying Valorant.
Yoru is so freaking cool, man.
He's so freaking cool.
And he's like goofy with his little tricks that he has, too, between the teleport and
everything else.
Watcha play Reina next ring?
Nah, maybe.
Check out the mask this game.
If there's time I will.
I might very own your room mask.
Mind you.
My very own.
At least not either.
I
Work of art
No doubt bros the coolest in the game um chamber is pretty cool, too
Jets pretty cool. It was like my top three cool characters talking pure coolness
Nothing else
Not the mouse, bro. Is it actually wearable? Yeah
It is it is not comfortable though on the face because
It's not meant to be one of those masks
But when is it ever comfortable traveling through?
dimension to dimension right
Never
Full your restraint today. Yes
Yes
I
All right, let's get it
Can't go wrong now. We have our Christmas music. We have our spirit back. Let's go
Let's do a little bit of this and let's get it on
I won't be able to hear anything, but it's okay.
We need to anticipate the enemy at all times, and be calm and collected about it.
I kind of want to, like, infiltrate here.
them on the side it'll just take longer to rotate. No way the enemy is anticipating this.
My plan's not working if they're dying. Bro. Y'all could've just stayed alive. Two seconds
two seconds
you know there's like one over here too
in the steps
I heard him
oh my god you got me
you
I
Hmm right y'all behind me all right, I'm going in
My ult's ready.
I'm going in.
Got a C.
Okay.
Oh! Why was he slow walking there? It's okay.
It baited him out for my teammate to trade it.
It's all good, it's all good.
Nice. Nice.
I forgot about the mask again! Jesus. I mean, I think I'm seeing it subconsciously.
It's not like I don't see it when I put it on. I'm just not looking at the details of it being Oni before I do.
who better to have the katana also other than yoru you know what i mean maybe jet
Jell-a-cooled, Katana. I saw you.
Hey, boy!
I wasn't expecting to flash myself, Jesus.
Okay, okay.
Hmm.
No way he didn't hear that.
Goodness is, I can keep them over here.
I'm feeling one of them is going to come through the teleport, come on.
Come on, at least one of them.
Please.
I hear him, I hear him.
That was him, right?
Is he not going to go?
I don't know what I'm doing.
The play was misread.
you
Yeah, I feel like yours is so easy to flash or something like I said if you're not like
completely 360 to get away from that blind which is good though because I mean
it means the enemy has to do the same thing right so and you're the only one
that can anticipate it since you know you're throwing it out and unless the
those people are rocking like super high I don't really have that high
sensitivity to like dodge a flash that quick
All right, we gotta get some kills. I feel like I need to lower my crosshair man
It's not it's it's gonna it's a little too bulky for me
Little too bulky for me. We could do a little less a little less is fine
There we go a little less
Just a little bulk
Put that over there just in case
I think we can rush this, bro.
Just go, just go, just go.
We got Phoenix in there, so.
And then we'll throw this guy out.
Okay.
Nice.
Good picks.
I gotta wait, I gotta wait for this, bro.
Nice.
There's somebody over here, right?
Kale's over here.
Damn.
Little Christmas gift for him.
Christmas gift with the confetti.
Oh my god, a game where we're rich!
Finally.
Finally, it's Christmas.
dude the new agent what's her name I don't know her name but the one with the
blonde hair AO that ultimate is so cool I like it a lot the new agents ultimates
are really cool ISO and I forgot her name I like them a lot
I got your cross, bro. I got your cross. I got your Chrissy cross. I'm grabbing this.
I love orbs. I love me a good orb. Go fake, you old go. Damn, Kao didn't fall for it,
So what he's like over here?
Oh boy.
I said we just rotate.
Oh, what the- bro!
you
Now, the only other thing statistically would mean if I'm not letting my dinkers and the
The Phantom is proving useful for my crouch body shots.
That's the only thing that would be worth it, but I don't know man, I find myself more
in scenarios where at the distance I shot that dude, I should have easily landed a 1-2.
Noice.
Ow.
Healing.
Healing?
Broke could have healed me at least. Why he running in like a duelist?
Let me see if I'm close to my ultimate.
Goodbye.
I should get my ultimate with this.
I
Know ice
Oh
No
Hey, let's hit it. Let's hit a quick rewind, please
Let's hit the refresh button, please oh hell no
No, dude
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. I swear, bro
It's time in the stream hell no I
Can't believe I did that I cannot believe I did that
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, bro. I had it. I literally
literally outplayed him too and I couldn't I don't know what I was doing oh my god
bro crazy crazy I I cannot believe I did that oh my god
insane insane
Oh, there's like somebody right here, huh?
Blinded who?
Oh, ew, what the freak?
Ah, I just saw him too.
That's annoying.
Oh, oh god.
Hey, oh my shots.
Woo!
Jesus, thank god the only got him.
Mama sneak though.
Okay.
Even with the mistakes happening, dude.
dude thank goodness the score is still decent it's still decent I think I'm
just gonna do this or you know what I could do this and this this yeah let's
do that one more now let's keep the other one we're give it this little
utility let's put this over here
And then we'll sit on B.
I hate going to that spot.
Like a death trap.
Jesus.
Okay, dopey.
Damn.
I want a gun. I want a specter.
Nice.
Broad weapon he did not he brought the head dinker
Look at his go look at his go
Got a feeling it's gonna be a push
Got a good feeling about it
Send this way down over here. Oh hell no. Yeah, good enough.
Oh god, they're gonna rush me. I love this spot though.
Oh god.
Two showers.
Oh my god bro.
We don't need the challenge.
okay okay see what's going on here god damn I cannot believe I laid a smack
down on those two Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
He believed in himself. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, let's do... let's do this.
And then I'm gonna go B.
Feel like they're super predictable.
It's gonna be... be push guaranteed.
Here's some A.
I'll go if here's more.
Oh, Mamacita!
Damn!
Another one let's get it another one
We're landing our shots. We are past the warm-up game now. We are finally taking it to another area
Imagine what I would do and like for four other games
Imagine but then by the fourth game you kind of get burnt out
That's like burnout territory, and then you're gonna start losing again. It's like a big curve
Ooh, it's an A push.
Eugh, that was like, sloppy of me.
Real sloppy.
Yeah, that's perfect.
This gives me enough time to go pee.
Hopefully they don't drop like flies.
I'll be right back.
Oh my god, at least?
At the very least.
I got a weapon.
I don't have armor, but I got a weapon.
Goddamn.
Here, in case they rotate, I feel like they might rotate back.
not Jesus Christ he got you he got
charged back up damn damn team okay
match point I just realized Phoenix and
this girl kind of wearing the same thing
Oh did all did all that without any armor by the way. Oh my god, so easy
Here we're gonna put this thing over here. We're gonna use our ultimate on a and see if we can somehow
Somehow make a play
Someone's a
Where they go
Come on first they go oh, they're over here
Weird
They're going around me nice I'll wait for them
They're rotating
you
I think that is really good for ISO also.
I do have so many skins I do I do I have a lot invested into this game
skin wise
Lot invested
Time and money I know
bro, I
Took a big hiatus from Valorant, too
But I don't want to be like so
fresh going back to it when I do the event in Vegas the whole battle for
charity thing I don't want to be so like fresh to it you know I feel like I'd be
doing a disservice and I mean I do have fun with it it's it's scary how Riot
games can kind of like suck you in with that little addicting status I'm probably
gonna play more I'm gonna go on and off Valor but I'm gonna play more the the new
avatar game. Dude, the new avatar game is beautiful. It's so freaking visually, it's
just like so comforting to be a part of. Oh my god, I don't even talk about when I spend
League. Yeah, same! I don't even know at this point how much more I have spent in like per
game. Between the two, it's like stupid. It's like a stupid number. I have so many skins
in League of Legends, I have so many skins in Valorant 2. I don't have as many knives
Because I feel like I'm so happy with the Katana, like I don't see myself really switching off of it for a while.
But I do get bored of the Vandal skins every now and then.
Just because I constantly see it.
I try to get away from that.
I had to be in the...
Oh my.
I mean, I'll survive, right?
There might be somebody from the flank.
Nice.
Here Jax in there we got to go in bro just go in flood it flood it that's what I'm talking about
He's gonna fly up nice like right here. Oh god
Oh god
My little orb. I couldn't get my little orb.
He's there.
Nice. Ayo, look who's going to carry the team.
Damn! Only 20k?
Not good enough. Not good enough yet.
Here, let's do this.
Let's do this with light armor. Let's get it. They'll come for it. I'll get the points for
The other stuff I
Love the skin line, which one I like what what what a skin is that don't the job was using for it to be
like that
down
Man this jet is bold jet is bold bro
There's a rain over there. I know
Oh, I need I need to use my double tap
Is he up top? How did he get a kill?
Damn, let's go. Talking about carrying. It's now me.
Now we're landing our head. I told you. I told you. Watch what I'll do. Watch what I'll do in three to four games.
three to four games.
This is my third game.
Now we're letting the headshots, as need be.
As need be.
Now my fifth game, I'm gonna peek at my fourth game,
because then on my fifth game, it's over.
It's gonna go all downhill.
I'm gonna be burnt out.
It's not gonna go well.
Can we break anybody?
Can we do this?
Hopefully we got somebody.
I guess not.
Somebody's over here, right?
Eh, we almost had him too, dude. If I landed the headshot, we almost got him. Damn it. Uh, 78 on him.
Noice!
Whoo!
Was close. It was a close one.
I did pick up the orb. What do you mean?
I got the orb and that's how I was able to survive like a couple of the shots.
Oh, shouldn't have done it. Yeah, I usually debate that too.
But I did have enough time. I just missed shots.
So, you're right in theory, but it actually played out where I did have time to like get the orb,
and then we went into combat again, and I just missed shots.
nice I think anyways as I'm remembering it back I don't know overall though yeah
I shouldn't really go for those orbs they were so tempting they're so juicy
how do I just leave a beautiful looking orb up there
So okay, we got this, we got this Jett and our team, I think we'll be totally fine.
How'd he get one there, right?
Go go go!
Oh, that sucks.
I don't know if this might work.
Oh, we saw the rain in.
Oh.
Oh!
Bro, what were those?
What were those shots?
Nothing was landing.
Stakes were definitely made.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, what the heck?
I'm doing a big old man plays.
How do you get in that corner?
What the heck?
How to bro get into that corner, dude?
Did he really TP into the corner and they didn't notice?
That's wow.
That's such a bold play.
I love it.
Damn.
All right.
It's OK.
We still got the money.
Hey, I'm my ultimate too.
Nice.
Let's get this 1v1.
Let's get it.
I'm not scared. Let's go.
Ugh!
Yeah, I guess they just didn't notice, huh?
Are you checking chat from the phone now?
Yeah, I put up a tablet here.
So now I have it on my monitor and I have a tablet over here, too.
Just so I don't miss the text as much.
I feel like when it's over, when it's only exclusively on that side,
I miss a lot of the text and I feel bad.
But now I can, like, in my peripheral or...
Much...
much more easily see it now see if we get somebody here close no we don't want
to do that Jesus will trap me
I heard there had to be one here too right
unless I heard the footsteps over there I don't know I thought I heard one over there
at least no we're broke we're finally broke and I have my ultimate god we can't afford
anything bro oh it's so stupid but I can't use my ultimate in that position
they're just gonna hover over me like freaking ants on jam
we have to waste around or have to pick up a weapon and then I might ultimate
with the 25 armor
Raina might be over here
I think it's worth it
Please go please go oh shoot
I don't want the other one
There's somebody behind me what oh my god. I thought I was my teammate behind me
Whoops
that's so wacky I thought for sure that was my teammate I guess he died I thought
he won that fight I guess not damn you thought it was my teammate too huh bro
that's crazy somebody got their first kill the sage got their first kill
Yikes.
I'm about to get my second kill, guys.
Hey, I believe it. I believe it.
Here, let me do another double tap.
I love investing into the double tap.
Just in case.
Alright, I'll use my ult
to help clear out a site
to get one off of the site anyway.
I think I'm gonna do that.
My ult is ready.
Jet's gonna do their thing.
It's not really useful, but
If we can figure out where one of them is, I can ult them.
I don't want to ult nothing.
Okay, there's definitely going to be one mid, right?
Where?
Oh, bro.
No, it actually went away!
I didn't know it would go away.
I was trying to like throw it up so that it would save me technically.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'm learning new things.
I did not know that.
I thought it would just cancel my ult.
Why the heck would it reset?
Why would it reset in that situation?
Bro didn't even have time to utter one single syllable out of his mouth.
Come on.
That's straight up robbery.
Hey, that is straight up robbery.
Jesus.
Alright.
We're struggling a little bit.
We just lost four rounds in a row.
Not so good, but let's see.
This is a really bad spot to be in.
Why are we all clumped mid?
This looks so silly.
Where do you go?
Is it to the right?
Oh yeah, I heard him.
Can I have this?
Oh, let's get in there then.
Nice.
Oh, close.
Close, bro.
Why'd you have an operator?
Why'd you, bro, have an operator?
It hurts me to spectate Sage.
I can't do it anymore.
Nice!
Let's go!
We can rely on the jet.
Why did he throw a kick up an Operating?
God dang.
Alright, alright, alright.
Halfway back to the ultimate that we, like, were totally robbed of.
Let's hit the quick...
Oh my god, I hit yes by accident.
I thought that was...
I thought that was no.
Hey, that's wild.
that's wild I thought it was a slippery no yeah I am pretty good with the
Stinger
Don't push me
Let's go get your one
Bro
How do how does our how do we get flanked all the time? It's okay at least there's the cleanup the cleanup crew was able to
Because bro
Like that's a third time in a row bro. How's that even happening?
Somebody's not stepping up on the flank man
That's wild, but that's even the curve. That's pretty crazy
Like they see me I'm a duelist I'm deep in it. Oh my god
That was so lucky by the way. Hey, oh, I saw the bullet pattern there
That was literally luck because I saw that fly in this weird octagon way and like just that one bullet flew up to a skull
Dude, so lucky
No, no, no. Not that one. This one. There we go, there we go.
Woo! Alright. My god, man. I thought totally, yeah, I thought totally this guy was gonna
be dead. Gekko must have gotten nervous. Gekko got shaky. Gekko was like, yeah, look.
I'll follow the jet, I'll back it up, oh god, okay.
Jesus.
Bro is crazy.
Nice.
De-stabilize him, I'm gonna help the jet out.
Nice, I told you.
Let's go.
Hey, that's Omen from over here now, for assurances.
He's over here now.
Not wrong.
Damn!
Oh, I guess he's through the blinds from over there.
We have our ultimate back.
I know, apparently he wasn't there.
Ugh.
He got me all fooled.
All sorts of fooled.
Man, we're getting into that, like, slow, classical Christmas.
I hope you guys are vibing with it.
It's not bad.
different
wavelength we're taking right now
for that christmas trees
and we got one
we got one
on the other side of the world
Where did he go? Where did this little rascal go?
Oh shoot.
Where are they going?
Show me a target.
Plant a spike.
They're running for the hill.
Yeah, I saw Jett.
Damn.
That was weird. Did Jett see me and then they decided to run the other way? That was so weird.
Why did they change their mind like that?
Put a little goofball.
what a little goofball bro and they ran with a knife too so there's no way they saw me
because they wouldn't just run head first with a knife into that situation
little goofball it is what it is
got a little goofball on team
this is business
what up what up what up
oh yeah monster on the loose
I don't like this spot for so much and I don't miss my um, some of my
I don't like this spot, for some reason I don't miss my, um, for some reason I miss my shots, is what I mean.
Ooh, we got him.
Where ya at?
Woo!
Oh no! Oh, they're both there! Okay.
Interesting.
Not the Sage.
Nice!
Yaduute is not over.
To be honest, everyone getting their further release.
I remember how tanky his ult was when he first came out.
Who? Who are you talking about, Butterdog?
Oh my god, split the T.
Who are you talking about?
I love an overpowered character on their release.
I love it.
Riot just throws a character out there and be like, okay, someone's gonna figure out
how overpowered they are, and then that's when we tweak it.
Otherwise, we are not wasting the time, figuring it out ourselves.
You saying Gekko probably?
Hey, what's up, Wolf?
How you doing?
Wait, why? Oh, the ultimate! I see what you're saying.
Help me, help me, help me, Lord, help me.
Who? Oh my god, yeah. Let's go help Sky, bro.
What are we doing?
I got one!
What are we doing? What are we doing, bro? I'm on it.
Oh, that's Sage behind me? Wild.
I know he's there, but oh oops. How am I miss? Oh
Good try good try you know what I respect that one. Let's get play I messed up there. I
Missed up. I think there's too many things happening
Between the sage wall and everything else I got real confused that's you were talking about gecko. Okay, the ultimate, right?
It is pretty easy to shoot down now we only have a few rounds left
Let's see let's see let's see let's see I told you I usually peak on my my fourth
Looking I don't want to buy anything
I lose focus I lose steam if I'm gonna continue I need like a because what is it?
Two hours basically three hours by just like full grind
Somebody's gonna be mad, right?
Hey, yo, what is that movement? What is that movement, bro?
Jesus Christ unlucky
That's some weird like bullet tracking I couldn't pull off for whatever reason.
I know the team is dropping like flies.
Ayo, maybe it's their little Kayo over there stepping up now.
Kayo just got like what, two or three?
Three, I think.
Cuz you got somebody before me.
Just pop it off.
You know what? I'm gonna play...
...strategic...
...on the...
...the money here, just so I can buy next round also.
We wanna be able to buy next round too.
Cuz I won't even be able to get a Spectre next round if I do...
...the other way.
And I don't wanna deal with that.
I guess I'll help out on that.
Let's do this.
For sure for sure for sure
I'm on my way, bro
I
I killed him because of the vulnerability most likely.
Why are you saying GG already?
It's not GG yet. We're close, we're close.
Hey that's looking like me.
That's looking like me.
Damn. Okay.
Now we do the vandal and see if anything changes.
Will anything change? I don't know.
You know what? Why don't we keep playing it safe?
Can we do that?
We can keep playing it safe by like constantly buying a Spectre until we can afford without the scarcity of funds.
That sounds like a plan.
We're like infinitely gonna get a Spectre until...
you
You
Okay, no, no, I didn't have a gun you could you took my gun
Bro you leave me with a pistol and you revive me for some reason AO why why can I know the
question that I'm pretty certain not even NASA scientists can understand why that occurred
why are you gonna take my gun and revive me what is the what is the purpose of that good
Lord especially like in the midst of battle to like it's not like oh this is a safe spot
I'm sure you'll find a weapon have fun with that. It's like I'm gonna use you as bait buddy
pure flesh
Jesus okay now this has got to be an A push
This is got to be an A push and I'm gonna use my ultimate
Oh my god
A bee push?
That's wild.
They might rotate the... 8?
What?!
Oh...
Oh my lanta!
What?!
Oh my lanta!
The fact that that didn't catch anyone is pretty... interesting.
Maybe because Jack got the kill on the person that planted?
Oh my god, was it the gecko? Stupid alien?
Ha ha ha ha!
But bro, there was like two of them floating around there too.
Right after I ulted all of a sudden, there was Raina and Kayo just standing exactly in the middle of like a very wide radius of my ult.
Insanity.
It's okay, we got the round, that's fine.
Nice.
Oh. My god.
Oh my god. Okay, Brimstone.
Okay, Brimstone. Damn, good play.
Hey, this is it. This is where we stand. This is where we fight.
The last round, baby.
God, that was so funny.
I had so much more momentum on the attacking side.
I don't know what's going on with the defending side here,
but I'll take it, I'll take the win.
I would have liked my score to be a bit higher
so that I can get more points, but it is what it is.
Maybe if I get five of them right here.
If I get my ace, I'll get at least 20 points.
I saw you do I
Mean I'm gonna go with this bike one enemy remaining. It just kind of makes sense
Jesus. Nobody apparently, nobody. We couldn't find anybody.
GG! Oh my God. It is Saturday already.
What are we gonna do today, Mr. Plug?
I see. I see.
Mr. Plug says we are gonna be doing some valorant ant.
I'm gonna showcase for you guys the epic strategies that I have for deadlock.
Deadlock. That's right. Deadlock comes out with some saucy strategies that I'm gonna
show you. That I just displayed in my last match, played one match before the
stream. And I'm gonna show you guys how we do with the Deadlock. Deadlock time for
real. Yeah, it's gonna be deadlock time for real.
You really make sure I'm all like geared up ready to go ready to let these headshots
You know what I mean?
You got to be ready
If you ain't ready
Then you know
It's gonna be very easy for you to just lose focus. We got to lock in
Lock it in look at this
Now the performance don't worry about it. It's it was the strategy that I was pulling basically
It's the strategy that I was pulling and I'm gonna display it for you now
Especially with the grenade, dude. The grenade is so much fun
You're ready, I'm glad you're ready. I'm glad I'm glad I'm glad
Dude, it is taking a long time to find a match though. This is the longest I had to wait for a Valorant match
In a while
Let's take a look at my night shop in the meantime
Look at this.
This is the biggest discount.
I just find it such a waste, though.
If I'm being honest, I just find it such a big waste.
All right.
Deadlock it is.
Like I said, we gotta show you guys.
You gotta show you guys exactly what she's made of.
you
You
How could he's not dead how can he's not that bro come on come on bros gotta be hit with like a thousand
But we still gotta be able to win these rounds, you know.
Bro, how much damage did I deal on this dude?
Three shots of chest, okay, okay.
90, okay.
Bro had 10 HP, I see.
He was one bullet away.
There they are.
Uh, we didn't really need to buy anything, right?
Pretty sure.
Oh, shoot.
Did I hit him?
What's with my bullet registration?
did I hit him? what's with my bullet registration? did I hit pro?
I think I saw one over there God damn
We got a stinger We have a lucrative stinger in our position
Thank goodness Luna is happy.
AO.
Maybe.
The Luna replacement is happy indeed.
We're going to be saving all the money in this game.
I'm going to be saving all this money.
I feel good about this one.
I think we got it.
It looks like a good team.
They look pretty sharp.
We don't want to do that just yet, right?
Take that.
There's a few of them.
Now if I did have a better weapon, I might have been able to get a Quadra.
A quadra right there.
81 on, uh, Jett.
I want to see you winning. We'll be winning, we'll be winning. We got 2-0 right now.
You know what I was watching earlier today was, uh, Magnus Carlsen playing a little bit of chess for the finals.
I don't know which one but it was very fascinating very fascinating I can't
believe bro is still number one I was watching him and the other dude I forgot
his name
1v3
bro's calling him out bro's calling him a rat
1v3 man
He's running out of time.
Yeah.
I thought I saw the jet too.
To do something about it.
Yeah, literally.
He was kinda just wandering around right there.
But hey, we got MONEY!
I don't want any of my teammates' requests. None of them.
I didn't save my money for them.
I did not save my money for them.
This dude just said he's saving for an AWP.
Here, I have an idea. Let's see if we can do this.
I
Don't want them to rush me
No, is it hitting me?
We had with 140 bro, holy
Holy.
That headshot had to be through the wall earlier.
Damn.
Come on.
Come on. 2v1.
2v1.
Come on, y'all.
And they know where he is too.
Oh my god, Brogot.
Brogot.
Frickin, uh, what do you call it?
Oh, that fucking bitch.
Bro got turned into the... Bro got U-turned-on.
He actually got U-turned-on.
30 seconds left.
Bike planted.
Come on, you can't just rate it.
You can't just rate it. You can do it.
Nice.
I think their deadlock had no idea where the reiner was gonna be
They were like mm-hmm
Probably look a little confused in that situation
Raina, take from the coffin, what's your main's, missing one.
Here's the bro asking, why mad, cause you're a rat?
Raina are you still up?
The operator?
Nah, nobody's gonna hop.
We're doing the same thing, same strategy.
We are going in hot with the sticky grenade.
The grenade is going to be unleashed.
Eugh, what, what?
Excuse me?
Bro, just casually sidestepping me like that?
What?
Eugh, that bullet tracing was...
disgusting.
My god
That's some volunteer right there. What the heck, bro? What the hell? Oh shit
Holy bro, what was that bullet racing? God damn
Yeah, I would say that was pretty mad
Holy
What the heck were they doing those freaks?
Ayo, the Gekko just casually doing a frickin'
line dance in front of me.
Do you like Phoenix by the way? Yeah, he used to be like my
top, my go-to.
Nobody, huh?
I think somebody got inside of her cocoon.
Jesus!
They got our ultimate.
Yeah, hit up the KO, hit up the KO, bro.
Hit up the KO, bro.
Ah, not today.
I was really tempted to use my ult on her, but I didn't want to waste it.
Because I know we're four rounds ahead, but it's so easy.
They're gonna just catch up like out of nowhere out of nowhere, bro
Nah, I'm not gonna waste it I'm not gonna waste it we're not gonna be doing any of that for now for now
not right now
oh my god she got away bro she got away bro she did the she did the flying
thing god damn her maybe was my old hate that so much I've never really been on
the receiving end of deluxe also I have no idea how much time you have to
navigate away from it because when I throw it out I don't really see really
see what's happening
what is it like maybe one second they look like two seconds main Phoenix on
the plane he's on the plane whoo
it's gonna be able to pull off the bamboo oh my god he is mom bro mom bro what
that you can't be serious right now you can't be serious right now bro come on
those little suss those little suss hey his name is best bronze he might be the
best in that class fortunately he's got he's been pushed up a class he might not
along here. Here, let's try this grenade again. I want it! I want to be able to use my ult again.
I have not landed one successful ult, and we need to.
I can go through walls right pretty sure or canton because of the can then that would
explain a lot.
Oh let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him let me kill him.
I'm burning.
Bro burning me.
Where did he go?
Where does he go?
Is he AFK?
Jesus, he was on the flank.
I kinda like this skin.
I like it when they turn into a tree.
Oh dude, when you gotta spend 1000 to get 4, 4 armor is kind of insane.
Do I do it?
I mean, luckily I have enough.
That additional four might save my life, you know?
At the end of the day, that additional four might save my life.
Oh, let me get the orb.
They might rotate through mid.
Or the flank would sell those.
We need to be prepared for anything.
God damn bro.
Oh my god bro that should have been a headshot.
80? Really? That should have been a headshot.
Come on, come on. Hey, game's tweaking.
Game is tweaking. There's no way.
I feel like that should have been a headshot.
And bro, crouch into my bullets too. How does that make any sense?
Late registration maybe?
Come on.
Okay, we'll get him on the next one. We'll get him on this one right now. It's epic strategy.
Man, they don't, they don't come here though.
They don't come here whatsoever.
Here, it's been working when I go through our spawn.
Dude, leave some enemies for me, yeah?
Jesus.
Woo, okay.
Damn.
Who needs it, Phoenix?
Woo! Okay!
Damn!
Who needs it, Phoenix?
You got it, bro.
You're gonna get your ultimate, you're gonna do mad work.
Okay, I'll take it then, bro.
You ain't got time to waste.
I gave you the opportunity. I'm taking it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Wake up, wake up!
Oh, I'm not sure how to put it on.
I mean, it looks like a pop.
You probably said he was watching Netflix.
I mean, Valid, right?
World War Down, you should have put it on.
I love how he says that, but it's like...
You just use my ID, you can't be five and six.
He's gotta be, he's gotta be, you know, he's gotta pull his weight.
Come on.
Your team gotta wake up.
Oh, Arina's in for some...
Water is carrying!
And I think I mean as Snoopy Doopie is doing some of that good work right now some of the Lord's work. Oh
Hell no, oh bro
Oh my oh my god
Lord help me Lord give me the strength oh
My god when he blinded me I could see
that I threw my little main net thing
after myself!
God damn!
Yeah, let's take a look at this Phoenix.
Let's see, let's see the epic strategy here.
Let's see what Bro's about to pull up from his sleeve.
What's he gonna do?
Yeah, go for the fakey, yeah, go go go go.
Oh, lined up!
Brother lined up! Let's go Phoenix!
That's pretty good, that's pretty good, dude.
All right, we got our ultimate. Last... last round.
Let's go.
I can't believe I messed up so bad like that. That was... that was so bad.
That was so bad. Okay, they're not coming in. There's no way.
We got to be ready for them on B and I don't want Raina to take all the kills. Raina's been stealing all these kills.
You're kidding me.
Oh mid?
Then then it's B
They actually might be through mid, I don't know
What the heck are they doing? Oh, they're going through mid, okay
Can I just do this though?
We got somebody there, right?
No
God damn. Hold up, hold up. No! God, I swear to God, man. I can never use my ult! I can
never use my ult! I'm trying so hard. Pop off the ult. Damn. Omen must come through
knit because they had one of those deadlock the utility things the wall
tunnel so nana I think the rain has got this she wasted the old bro oh my god he
walked into it bro what the heck what the heck I didn't know you could walk into
it wait so how does it work do you have the bro I I don't know how I don't know
how it works where's the here we go equip a thing fire to unleash a pulse
nanowires I captured the first enemy in contact the cocoon enemy is pulled along
Now a nanowire path and will die if they reach the end unless they are free the nanowire cocoon is
destructible
So does it work? Oh, it doesn't work through walls or does it work through walls?
What does that mean? I feel like I've seen it go through walls before that's why
But maybe not oh I might be tripping I
Might be tripping does it not go through walls?
No, not before I get the orb.
Noice.
I feel like somebody's on the flank here.
not.
One enemy remaining.
Somebody's walking to the flank right now, right?
Oh, God, look at that timing, bro.
Look at that timing.
Good job, good job.
Ooh.
No, why are you, why are you challenging?
Oh my God.
Okay, but that was like pure luck, though.
That was pure luck.
Holy smokes.
Yeah, I didn't think that hit either. Bro, this game is so weird sometimes.
I totally agree with my teammate. Like, I didn't see those shots hit.
So weird.
I want to be as lucky as my teammates.
I want to have that, like, just aiming at the sky and landing bullets.
I want to be able to do that.
You love the katana?
It's cool, huh?
It's one of their better skins.
Let's just go for it.
The crew's in, we're running away, oh god the timing bro, I'm glad Raina was able to
trade the timing bro I'll try and run back to to our spawn and then maybe maybe
go back to B
I think the rain is gone please.
Rain is good.
Raina knows what they're doing man.
knows exactly what they're doing now get the spike get the spike 10 for
Correction. Correction read, 10-4.
You know, Snoopy-Doopy is not saving us any kills. It's kind of sad.
That doesn't do anything, huh?
Oh, it's mine, Fade.
I know Fade wanted it. It's mine, bro.
Oh, shoot!
Okay, Phoenix is like, well, we gotta get these kills for ourselves.
I love it.
Oh, shoot.
We have to do it ourselves, too.
Hehehehe
No, we have to spend a thousand for 20 HP? That's insane.
That's insane.
But hey, 20 HP is gonna go a long way.
Snoopy doopy doing that!
Snoopy doopy doopy doing that!
Hey, we got somebody, right?
I had two of them.
Alright, now's our time.
Now's our time to try this whole thing.
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Throwing that.
Move!
No!
Dude, I want to-
Why I can never use this old man. I can never use this old bro
Does it work through the walls?
There's no way it does right there's no way it does
Why do you keep walling that it's a perfect wall bro, it's so that they don't get to us bro, that's why
Why are you trying to go through there? Why? There you go. Oh, hell no.
Ayo, what?
I think this Jett is cheating, straight up.
That's reportable right there.
Jett is cheating, straight up.
And he shot the Phoenix from the wall too.
Straight up, we got a little cheater on them, frickin' midst of this match.
Goddamn.
Got ourselves a little stinker
Mm-hmm
Match point I
Think we're in one of my weapon
gun here I think they wanted it
what if I wall this would they get very angry at me I think they would
bro this jet is a cheater this jet is a cheater straight up bro straight up cheater
I swear to god they activated the software they're like okay now's the time
we're gonna lose if I don't activate the software bro now is the time how did how
did so the bullet not literally kill omen you guys see that how did not hit
with the headshot bro.
Oh now they activated some stuff.
Hey I'm done.
They're activating some stuff now man.
I see it, I see it bro.
What's going on here man?
What's going on here?
And now we have no money.
I can't afford anything with the full armor.
That's crazy.
We'll go with this.
We'll go with this
Damn wrong one
Damn bro
Where we going where we going team
They're both there
Oh, he's over there!
Damn, okay.
GG, GG.
Man, frickin' Rena.
Okay, I see Rena.
Bro.
He's gonna leave me no points.
No points to get any of this.
It's all good.
is a win right 34 bro drop that 30 bomb Jesus let's go at it again then let's go
at it again hey I'll actually take the 17 because I thought it was gonna be a
way less I thought it was on track for getting like five points but I'll take
it I'm glad the game recognized I'm glad the game recognized the strategy it's
not all about the kills about the strategy them them walls them walls
We're doing work
Whoo, I've played Lotus in a while
Did they take off that one map I haven't seen in forever that one with the zipline they got rid of it didn't they?
It was pretty trash so understandable
We're doing it again
Dude, I swear got him. We're gonna land one of these olds. I don't know if you could do it through the through the wall. Let me see
Unleash a pulse of nanowires.
Do I have to like guide it? Do I have to control it?
I'm so confused by it.
Well, no better time than to learn right now, right?
I'm gonna go pee, I'll be right back, guys.
Y'all miss me? Y'all brought up the tissue boxes. You were like, God damn. He gone! He
be gone forever. Lord have mercy. Uh, what do I want here? What do I want to do? First
of all, do I want to buy that? I might want to buy a net or a sensor. I feel like it's
going to be easy kills with a net. If I throw out a net, bro, your team is so good, really.
What are they? Oh, hey, you're right. You're right. You're pretty good, aren't they? Okay? Okay?
All right, all right, let's do it. Oh, we're late to the party. We're late to the party
Take that and then we're gonna go this way it's a strategy I promise
Okay, okay, okay.
Bro, what the freak?
Oh man, you're a little wild.
How to be done real quick real quick, you know
Hit him with that light show and with that light show, okay
I wasn't gonna let omen do that to me. Damn I
I told you the net was going to be part of the strategy.
The net is like the strongest OP utility that this game has to offer at this point.
Uh, does it alert anybody?
Oh, shoot, I didn't buy, bro.
What the heck?
I
What the freak what the freak I should guarantee my kill by throwing up the grenade net
52 oh
Why didn't you buy guns on her I just wasn't thinking about it
If I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I just wasn't thinking about it, mate.
Ooooooh!
We still got the assist, okay?
Our scoreboard is gonna look...
...manifique, okay?
Manifique.
I'm- I'm...
My goal is to get the plus 30 in this match.
Plus 30.
We gotta be rankin' up.
Let's... do it.
It's time...
It's time for that rank-up.
We're gonna toss out a net we're gonna start mowing them down. This feels like an eight push
This feels like a saucy eight push that they're about to do
Watch watch watch
Told you bro hold you bro. So did your boy. I told you
Hey, what the 40 KJ?
my god man my god how many we get we only got two oh my land I got I got an
assist on Rena that's so sad I got an assist on Rena wasn't a headshot oh
my what only headshot I landed was on the jet that's unfortunate that is so
Oh, unfortunate man. Hold on. Let me fix up the gun. Let me see.
Ah.
Might have to go scion.
That might do the trick. Scion might be the thing.
It can't be real Pepsi. It can't be real.
Oh!
Oh my god, now's my time. Now's my time.
We got one?
No! Get him in the cocoon please.
Yes! Ha ha!
Oh my God!
That was amazing.
I want to do that again.
We finally got it! We finally got one!
Bro got cocooned up!
It's super satisfying to see.
Also imagine being that person in the cocoon like you got nothing to do.
You're done.
You got nothing to do but chill.
Pop up in some netflix, you know.
Crack open a cola.
That's all you can do at that point.
Cucumber gun?
Bro.
Alright.
Alright, it's grenade time.
Really?
Bro, what is with this line side stepping?
What the heck?
Ayo, this KJ is some type of cheater, man, that's where God...
Where's that line side stepping?
That don't make no sense.
How do you run and shoot and land the first shot?
How do you do that?
Every time.
How do you do that every single time, bro?
Come on.
Oh, you're gonna go back to yellow.
I kind of like yellow.
Yellow's like very soft and nice.
This allows me to focus better.
Ooh, he almost had him.
Nice try.
Bro almost had him.
He's off the nines, homie.
Yeah, literally.
Okay, okay.
We don't have enough for weapons.
We just do not.
We could buy this.
We could do a little sum sum with this.
They haven't been making any bee pushes for some reason.
Let's do that and then maybe one over here where they always plant.
It can cuss them, right?
And then we'll throw our little wall thing over there.
Our little origami wall.
Oh!
oh they're coming over here bro
they're gonna do that just so that they don't get through oh they're gonna go B
yeah can't go that way yeah damn
Goddamn with the 78
78 on that omen
But now we have a weapon so
Procest, so that's a player. Who's that jet? Jet said music is off now. Okay. Okay. I see you jet. I see you
Let's go let's go
I think this works. I don't know how that works, but I hope it works like that
Here I'm just gonna throw this out
Hey, we got him this time yellow diff
It's that yellow diff bro
I'm going with race!
Eyo! 80 jet!
You got him, you got him! Nice!
Hey, look at my assist.
That's how you know it has to do with, like, game latency.
when you're leading an assist in a game, it means it's game latency.
If my ca- not connection, but like, if my packet loss wasn't as deep as the enemies,
then I'd be doing so much better.
Oh, I could use a drop. I like how she says that.
I could use a drop.
Basically how I would say it.
We're doing it again.
We're gonna throw this out there.
Hail Mary style, let's go. Oh
Hell no, bro
Hail no, bro
Let's do it
We landed our shots we landed our shots
I'm gonna tell them all right
All right music is off now
Yeah, I could do it too
Music is off now, bro
Shutting bro once when you once when you're shutting down Netflix, bro
Turning
Turning off anime, bro
turning monitor turning brightness up on the monitor to 100 brow let's go
30 seconds left
god damn
I think I'm in jets head
a little bit a little bit
I'm living in there
28 28
Dustin off the cobwebs of that smooth smooth brain of his
Hit 120 how do you how do you lose then how do you lose you just got a spray at this point?
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I don't even got to go for the headshot. Just spray
Let's go!
Excellent work, Raze.
Excellent work.
We'll have to see.
The Wink, the Wink, the Wink, the Wink.
A, that double headshot I landed really propelled that round forward for us.
I'm just gonna keep doing it too. I think they're not really paying attention
We're gonna keep setting up a spot. We could throw one of these down over here
We're gonna throw a grenade over there, and then we're gonna use our cocoon. I think I
Think I don't know
What the f... 80 Rays.
That's unbelievable man.
That's unbelievable.
Again, should have been a headshot.
Unbelievable bro.
We're getting that assist, 1000%.
We are getting that assist.
That's gonna be 985 right now.
watch
got this got this bro
nooo, nooo
oh shoot
yeah, he's big scared right now
let's see what gecko's gonna do
you Gecko. Nice. There's my assist. He's in there, huh? Excellent work. Excellent
I told him I laundry is done
please somebody by me I'm getting hit shots all day all day bro
Another one another one let's go
Hail Mary
Oh, he got me
Frickin killjoy little killjoy got me
It's funny, Killjoy and I are just like rivals at this point.
We're always going for each other on A. Always going for each other on A, bro.
That was fast.
You saw that, right?
Bro leaned into it like real fast.
That's the line step we've been talking about.
That's this line step we've been talking about, bro.
All of a sudden, he's side stepping into the shot and he's landing the running gun.
I'm just saying.
Bro landing that running gun.
Hey, where's our Phoenix at?
Where's our Phoenix all the way over here?
He does have ultimate.
Bro does have ultimate if he wants to do a little playing.
All right, so he's up against the cheater and arena.
See what happens.
Broke uses ultimate to clutch up, but it's also risky. It's risky business.
Look at that. He's a little cheater, bro. He's a little cheater, bro.
Oh, 1,000% a little cheater, bro.
This cage is 1,000% a little cheater.
I feel like I should save.
I should do this, this, this.
No.
It sucks that I don't have them.
We're going to do this.
Or can I do this with this?
Yeah, we'll do light armor so I can have my utility.
I'm sacrificing.
I'm sacrificing, bro.
It's fine.
They never go over here, right?
So I'm gonna do play some like one more time over here, and then we'll see what happens
Okay
He got me through a lot bros cheating we got two cheaters now. Holy smokes
Okay, hey, I like this team a lot. I like this team a lot. Oh
No, it's the cheater versus two people
What's gonna happen and he was hit for one-on-one two? Thank God, bro. Thank God
I don't know what I would have done if I saw KJ. I think KJ's getting called out. So he turned off his software real quick
Okay, it was like, okay, give me a second here.
Let me turn this off real quick.
I can't get it called out like this.
If I clutched it up right here, it would have looked too sussy.
We're turning it off just for this round.
That's KJ right there.
Ugh!
Is this the last round?
Oh, shoot, we got no money.
Anybody have anything?
Gecko, goodbye.
Gecko, Gecko, Gecko!
Thank you.
Thank God, bro.
Thank God.
Okay, I think this is going to be a C push.
God. Okay, I think there's gonna be a C push.
A push? Eww.
Oh, we gotta go this way.
I was not prepared for that.
No!
Oh my- 120 raise.
Oh my God.
I can't believe it was all body shots.
I guess I'm mad when I land body shots.
All these crouchers bro, it's all these crouching crouches bro.
Damn, please give me the assist.
I want my juicy assist.
I think I deserve it.
That was a good shot.
Very lucky, but no, I'll take it.
Hey!
And Raze is 120 hit.
hit 120 by the way. What are you doing bro? What are you doing? Hey, good try. Nice try.
Nice try. It was entertaining at least. God damn, bro. What was that raise doing, man?
Hey, I got my assist at the end of the day. Let's let's get it
We're at that six mark. Let's get it. Let's get it to like over. Let's get ten plus ten plus the assist
That was so funny
I think I'm gonna go with the grenade and a pistol. Let's do that. I feel good with that
pistol your name, bro
Damn, okay.
Let me do this.
Bro!
That's kind of rude.
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
I'm gonna get you.
It's kind of rude.
Go for it, go for it, go for it. I wonder if one of them is behind us.
So awkward for you.
Woo!
Oh, they can get it, they can get it from a round tail.
Woo!
Nah, not today, not today.
Dude, that thing takes forever to break, holy.
That thing literally takes forever to break, man.
That's good.
I mean, not with the higher-power weapons, though, like the Vandal, not today, maybe tomorrow.
Literally, literally.
Uh, no, I'm good.
I don't think I will.
Wooo! Cheater down?
Question mark?
Cheater is down.
Question mark?
Put that there.
Block it off.
Let's go bro!
Gotta do one over here.
Ah, they both beat it.
Uh-huh.
They both want it.
Okay.
God damn, he tried to get me with it.
He tried to get me with it.
What did he hit me with?
The Bucky, holy.
Bro got me with 85 on the Bucky, that was insane.
I think we're gonna keep the Spectre for now.
Guarantee, you know.
Guarantee some of this.
a trap here yeah right here right here looks pretty good
take the flank us this will get somebody
They stuck bro they stuck oh oh my god jet 70 oh my god hey that's like that's war zone
right there oh you got what was that excuse bro the shots on my screen y'all see that
I was like to the side.
There was nowhere near this dude's head.
What am I watching?
Is that like a spectator glitch?
What the heck?
That would explain why I'm missing my shots then.
That's what's going on in the game, what the heck?
I think we should go B.
I think B is a good push right here.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Bro, deserve.
Deserved, bro.
What the heck was that?
Hey this, this Omen has a bookie.
Oh the timing bro, the timing.
Oh he was behind us?
Oh I think he went through the smoke and then got behind there.
What is that?
Hey what was that?
Dude, that- that raised a little goofy.
That raised a little goofy, man.
Oh no!
They still have the plant bomb, right? Oh no, it's KJ too.
KJ's a little stinker.
K- KJ's a little stinker!
That Ray's doing it moves.
Ooh, this is gonna be close, this is gonna be close, he's got it, but we'll see if the
KJ appears out of nowhere.
You know what, that's really good positioning for Phoenix, cuz there's like no way KJ would
expecting over here
you go there you go
that's a fakey
excellent
excellent it's working
strategy is working
I might be able to cocoon somebody over here.
Hey, ultimate ready!
Might be.
Let's see.
Are you doing my shoes?
This background music in Valorant makes it a funny cartoon.
The fricking, the Christmas stuff going on right now.
Oh shoot.
There goes 50, bro. There goes 50.
Nobody aww that's so sad, that's so sad, oh god, hold on, is somebody hitting that?
Oh, Spikey, you're damn, bro.
What did you do?
Oh, what's the jet then?
It's gotta come through here.
It's gotta be coming through here.
Was Bro trying to save?
I already at the match point.
I see, I see, I see.
Oh, you can't pick it up, bro.
I was wondering.
Jesus.
There it is!
World divided!
Now, we were united on that one.
We got united on that one, man.
Let's go.
This is a few easy wins going on right now.
25.
Okay, okay.
We're getting there.
25.
Got an hour until this refreshes.
I don't like any of this, man.
I know this was popular at one point, right?
$35 skin.
I just want to sell under well
you
Over and over and over and over again.
Like, balance it between...
both of them.
Just so that it can feel a little biffy.
They're like the two perfect maps.
If Valorant only had two maps,
these are the only two maps that they need.
They don't really need any other maps.
Fracture was the one that I was thinking of, by the way.
They removed that one, huh?
From competitive?
We're gonna go with the Grenade. The Grenade is better.
Who needs a ghost weapon when you got them all stuck to the floor, right?
They're going seed.
One of them.
Ah, I should have tossed that one with good aid.
I was just worried that I was gonna have time.
Uh, 52 KJ.
They don't have healers, so I feel like the call-out is worth it.
They'll know, especially during gun round 2.
This should be an easy assist for me. What is he shooting at? Hey, what's that? I saw shooting at bro
How did he survive two hits? Oh
So in his six train now. Oh
The distance it's a distance thing. Oh, I forgot
Damn
Not Wukong. Not the Wukong.
We're gonna go with this.
Oh, bro.
Bro.
What a waste of time, bro. What a waste of time.
Your game did not complete.
your game did not complete. Unfortunately, the game is not complete-ish.
Let's take a look at the skins. I could use this one for the holidays.
nothing special no animation just the the glorifying Christmas lights no kill
animation nothing. And then this one is a present. But we have it too. We'll use it on both.
Ah! That would have been a good match. Actually you know what? I got a little worried though.
So enemy really cleaned us out on that pistol round and that ISO was looking kind of saucy,
shooting at midair.
You know what I mean?
So I'm glad we didn't risk it.
We got saved if anything.
You guys saved right there.
What do we get, Breeze?
Goddamn.
Okay.
We got some Breeze going on.
That's cool.
Sounds good.
Wow you have a mic that's crazy.
Yeah.
Whoa.
How's it going, Ethan?
Um, it's going good.
Does anyone else have a mic?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's, uh, sparkles.
No, no, it's Ethan.
Yeah, you can do it.
I would tell them I have a mic, but then at the same time, I kind of don't want to.
I kind of don't want to.
Any other agent, maybe?
Dude, Deadlock is so good, though.
Deadlock has the utility that this game needs.
You know what I mean?
I feel like you can play deadlock on any map, and she's way better than killjoy.
And she compliments pretty much any other utility, so even if you don't have smoke or anything
like that, deadlocks, deadlocks are an assisted team.
I just love that the walls kind of throw them off, you know?
walls they get a little flustered they don't know what to do we're doing it we're
buying big we're buying big with the grenade because I feel like I'm gonna
I'm gonna land some shots right here it's gonna pass
I'll come be with you, Grease.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
What?
That's unfortunate, bro.
I'm going around then.
You know, my lockup just kind of freezes.
They might be mid too.
Oh, this guy's hella annoying. No, this guy's hella annoying.
This guy's hella annoying.
They planted through mid! Oh my god.
Wonder if one of them's over here.
I see.
There's the stairs.
Both of them.
I don't know, I don't know.
One enemy remaining. Now I can focus.
Nice.
That's what I'm talking about. Don't worry, leave it to me.
What did I just say, by the way? What did I just say?
Deadlock strategies.
Easy.
easy also why did bro run out with his knife
haha dude sassy behavior from the ISO on the enemy team
run out with a knife like that I don't know
I don't know man
yeah I'm just gonna do light armor so I can full buy the next one
utility and all
Oh, smokes it.
We'll do that so at least I can't cut through.
I feel like maybe I can see him.
Are they both there?
I have to reload there if you want me.
OH GOD!
NOOOO!
SICK THIEF RAN IT
UGH
oh my god please
we got him with the grenade too
I just missed so many shots
I mean it does take only two bullets from the marshal to kill me so
versus like 10 bullets from the ghost but we got it yes or we got it
Look how clean this is man.
Look how clean.
Ooh, front here.
It's so squeaky clean.
Here.
Oh god.
Nice.
No bro, no.
No.
No, bro. No. No. No.
Oh, my God. I get so excited too when I get my ultimate.
Oh, my God, bro.
You know what's funny? It kind of reminds me of the book bomb for some reason.
the grenade it feels very boogie bombish like you can just run at somebody
and throw it it's gonna automatically make them miss their shots because it's
gonna crash them you got this you got this pull a deadlock clutch let's go
oh excellent excellent all right this yeah be pushed most likely
put up the traps
I have one, but it doesn't take any type of health.
So I think I'll mid, this would actually be pretty good spot throughout the nade.
Is it over there?
I'm just gonna...
Still over there, huh?
Damn!
That's good stuff.
That's the good stuff.
They're pretty goofy with this B push.
They're pretty goofy with any push, I think.
Hiding in that mid.
Excellent. We're doing it again. We're gonna blind throw this time.
Blind throw, blind throw, let's go, let's go.
Ah.
Little butt, these are heated.
They might rush it backwards though.
So we'll catch them.
Oh, they're mid, okay, okay, okay, okay.
What the heck?
Oh they planted over there!
What is that Reina doing?
God, she dies anyway.
Oh hell no, hell no. And they popped the ultimate too.
They were- oh my god, oh my god. Alright, it's time to throw out the grenade here.
down throughout the grenade right here bro and I'm gonna throw this here it's
that are you know what nah hold on don't smoke this side
Oh
Nobody said oh I'll be I'm on my way
Damn super fun
Oh my back and on my right. It's all right
He missed the op shot bro, he missed the op shot bro
Oh, damn, that's kind of sad, that's kind of sad bro, you could have it.
Somebody had to buy me because I picked up the op.
I give the I give the opt arena. I think she bought me
Man, I missed up a whole plan though. I'm gonna put this here
Just in case so they have to go all the way around
what's this enemy team bro what is this enemy team bro I wanted to get the cocoon I always
forget that once you activate the cocoon it'll go away you can't like not
activate it again
yeah
well you're not gonna be right though I'm having like two games away from
such a little one
I'm gonna throw this over there just to protect me but let's do this don't
smoke it bro
120 Raze. They're all there. We only got one! How do we only get one, bro? Unless they
They unhooked themselves faster than I anticipated them to.
Get the collateral.
Oh my god, he got flashed by Breach.
Oh my god.
3 assists bro. The whole team assisted on the raise kill. Jesus. Jesus. That was good,
that was good. Damn, 8 rounds. 8 rounds ahead. My god. Okay, this has got to be a B push
again gotta be a bee push game bro there's no way and you know what we're
We're gonna do the grenade trick again, right here.
Right here.
Oh!
They're mid.
No tunnel legal if you do it like that, right?
Okay, there's no way that they went into the tunnel.
So they're on it, okay.
Oh my god, they're like, you know, like, oh my god.
I can do that.
Okay, okay.
I said we could go through here.
God damn, you're better.
I think I hurt one to the left of me, bro, bro.
They've been kind of nasty with this A push.
I'll go B.
I'll go B, I'll go B.
I got it, I got it.
What did I kill? Was it the...
Was it the Yoru?
Oh my god!
They freaky!
So last one's on A.
He was here.
Oh.
Well, let him.
Well, let me get old.
Let me get old.
Hey, I know his way.
I'm not too old to be a user.
How is that possible, bro?
How is what possible?
You can be with me.
I think there's no way they're going to go through B again.
from D again. That's like traumatizing stuff right there. That's PTSD happening every
single round from now on when they go B. Definitely gonna be an A push. Worst case scenario, just
grab the orb.
Haha!
Oh, it's me.
It's me.
I got you, bro.
I always get worried when I use my ult because it's so like, I can't tell if you can use
it through the walls or not.
I think it goes around, right?
That's what's annoying.
If you have to be point blank, like, raise type style, it feels kind of weird.
I think he's got him.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's alright.
bike was around the third
what's the what's the rain doing bro?
what's the rain doing bro?
what's going on over here bro?
what the heck bro look a little
no fence
a little cool is right there
bro what was that?
alright let's do it let's do it
Might be another A push, A or mid, I don't know.
Kind of sad when they don't go over here.
But I have a suspicion that it might be A because they got it.
But then they also would want to fool us so they might go B.
I'm going.
Let's do that.
Oh, what?
Oh, never mind.
oh what oh never mind
oh good lord okay I can't see bro
No, I went right in front of him too.
The trade up, the trade up.
Who did I get in my cocoon?
Because he got freed from it, right?
Who did I end up trapping there?
Either way, it was worth.
It was so worth, bro.
I told you deadlock was gonna be the thing. I told you deadlock was the one
Damn
Do you go for the the wombo combo we buy it all
Let's buy it with the armor, I'll do better with the armor.
Ayo, what the freak, we got it, we got it, we got it, what the freak, the head shot,
a 78 headshot oh he got this got this bro ain't no way he knows there's no way
that they know this he's doing up in the supply
look at him man look at it worried there you go there are smoke over there
Don't do that. What are you doing? Oh my god, what are you doing?
Broke it through a smoke right there
Kind of baited it because then this way Raynor's gonna come out of the smoke
That would have been the strategy right there
That was a good try. It was a good try
The effort. I like the effort. The effort. I was able to see it. I was able to see it
I think I'm just gonna do this
I'm gonna do this
Feels a little weird, but
I don't have any.
I have one.
What do we have?
Okay, okay.
Oh, we're lucky.
Yeah, damn, bro, Yoru, Yoru, no, wait, this is comp, right, yeah, bro, I thought this
was comp.
Um, it might be, it might be, not the Yoru, bro.
when Ham on us will slap us with that raw fish excuse me god damn
Go
Oh my god.
It's all dead. We're gonna trade up. We're gonna trade up.
That was a percent.
That was a percent. We're gonna trade up.
Oh, the yoru's over there.
Oh, he must have threw one of those teleports then.
Uh-oh. Okay, okay, we gotta slow it down a little bit.
We gotta take our time with this one.
I think I'll raise the tackle here, or like mid or something, I might be here.
Damn, one of them saving rounds.
Just wait a minute.
We could, we could.
Could play it slow.
Yeah, Cypher.
I have an idea.
We're gonna play it slow, don't worry.
I want them to THINK we're there.
one of them is gonna be in the flank bro
whoo!
oh shoot
nothing?
c'mon bro
Oh, we almost had it if I killed I so I could have made my play over there to
To be side damn
Not bad not bad, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I think he's got it. I think he's got it
You see you see all three of them, bro. Oh no
Dude, it's so weird. He sets up for such good plays, and then kind of just fumbles.
He gets nervous. He's got that teenage nervousness going on right now.
Because he sets up really nicely, but then it's kind of like all of a sudden some carnival music is playing in the background.
It's good efforts though. It's a good try.
We got this.
I say we bait it out on A, and then kind of rotate to B.
I
Said we bait out a little bit and then we could slow walk over to be and if it's not clear
Nobody tell nobody tell nobody tell nobody tell
Nobody tell him bro
ooooh
oh my god
rotate rotate rotate rotate
they're all there
run run run
got this
I'm so close. I was so close to doing the moves. Oh
I almost had it bro! I almost had it! I almost had it!
The plan worked! Let that be known. The plan worked.
It was the execution on Cyprus part. Bro, if he planted the bomb I had it covered. I had it locked down.
It's okay, it's okay. We tried and it worked.
She takes a little...
I might as well go for this.
Excellent, excellent.
I'm lucky, I'm fortunate.
Someone's playing.
That's a good call-up.
On the left.
Ooh!
Alright, let's go.
I
What
Please
30 seconds left. Yo breach if you give me your phone number
Hi
Nice indeed. Uh oh. Uh oh. We hit him with that execution style. One more round, come
on. One more round and we got this. Might be worth going through, through mid this time.
How soon do you have to go breach?
Might be worth it, might be worth it.
Winning homie?
We gotta do it!
The connection is really good for me this game.
It's normally not like this.
I heard him bro.
Oh shoot! Another one!
I almost had him too bro, I almost had him.
Oh my god, the 200 IQ.
oh nice try oh bro i had this i had this job that boozled thousand percent
oh man if i landed the headshot i would have had him
almost bro almost
Ah
To my rounds come on to my rounds
They're like I might be able to get a pick here a little picky pick
Jesus
somebody's got to be flanking, right?
let's do that, just in case
God damn bro.
OOH!
I thought I landed the headshot. Come on.
I thought the headshot was right there.
Nice try, nice try.
Damn!
They're catching up. I'm getting a little nervous. They're catching up.
up luckily we get still full by this is it this is it though man I missed like
two ultimates I don't know when to use it it's the only thing I need a master
right now with deadlock is the ultimate I don't know what to use on on him
freaking uh I'm I'm thinking it doesn't go through walls that's why I'm nervous
about it. I'm never trying to do wallscan.
Oh, it was Adam.
I missed.
I missed on the turnaround.
The spray and pray.
Oh, if I landed like two bullets onto ISO, he could have cleaned them up.
It's getting dicey.
Getting dicey.
Man, there goes my money, too.
I guess we gotta do this.
There goes my money.
I think I'm gonna make a play through mid.
No.
I feel like we could do B again.
I think we might be able to rush into it again.
I think we could rush into B again.
Worst case scenario, oh, why are they full buying?
We can't rush now.
I'm going this way.
Ho ho ho ho!
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro
Oh my god, like, 10 bullets total from this dude.
He can't miss.
Ah, so close.
Good efforts, but so close.
This is getting serious, actually.
I know, bro, we were like eight rounds ahead, weren't we?
It went from eight rounds ahead to like,
tied up, just like that.
Thanos style.
Jesus.
Okay, um.
How do we have money?
How do I have money?
Did I save last round?
I guess I did, right?
Okay, we're actually still good.
We can still win without going on to the overtime, which is what I'm really worried about.
I'm gonna try and just get some picks mid.
Do it for my team, you know? We're gonna have to do it for our team here.
One of these.
Oh, we got him for sure, bro.
Somebody behind us?
Oh no!
We kinda got trapped there.
Damn, they were all over us!
They were all over us, dude!
Jeez!
This is it, this is it!
We gotta do what we gotta do.
We gotta push in somehow.
Oh man.
Here, you know what?
I'm just gonna...
No, we can't...
I can't blockade us.
I cannot blockade us.
God damn it.
I just don't want anybody...
Here, I guess I set up a trap here.
I mean even further away, right?
Oh god.
Oh god, bro.
Woo!
Nice, let's wait for that.
Okay.
Niiiice!
And he used ultimate bro!
Oh it's because it's last round that's why.
God damn it.
Oh.
It's okay at least we didn't lose.
Losing would have been worse.
Losing would have been a lot worse.
I think they're going to go B. I'm going to watch mid.
I'll watch mid.
I would love to set up on one of the two, but they always play mid, so it kind of makes
more sense for me to just go over here.
Maybe throw one of these out.
I'm actually going to cross over.
that
uh... we're gonna rotate around
we are going to rotate around baby
I remember seeing him over there, but I don't know if he went around the wall
Oh my goodness, good to know, good to know.
No wonder I failed horribly those other times.
Okay, it does not go through walls.
It stops short at a wall I think, right?
Is that how that works?
God damn.
Hey, we brought it back, bro.
We brought it back.
Brought it back for the team, let's go.
Sheesh.
Go in the arena.
I appreciate this dude's bravery.
That's what he's made to do.
That's what he's built for.
Oh, he went across.
He didn't go across?
Crazy.
Nice.
Oh, good lord.
or away from the doors, you know.
Oh!
74, Reina.
No!
Why, bro? Why?
Buford!
Buford! Come on!
Oh, Buford.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, Buford.
Oh my god, Buford.
Oh my god, Buford, why?
There's no way.
I
You're a root bro god damn it
Over time
We're going back bro. We got to draw we got to draw
We're gonna have to
We can't deal with you for if we managed to win this round somehow we have to go and
Do a draw
I don't know if I should push anything.
Purple, purple A, purple B.
Oh my god, I just trapped them.
I think they're going to B.
Ooh.
I've tried. I've tried so hard. Damn! If we somehow win this, give me this. Bro, we
We were so close. This is like one of those games. We were so close to trying things.
You know, bro? We were so close to just trying things, this whole thing.
I feel like they know this is going to be A, but we are stronger as like a 4-man group.
Here, let me place this.
Gotta be smart.
Place that over there and then place one over here too.
Tired of these people flanking us, bro.
Nice! Good, good, good, good, good.
Evened it out evened it out ow, and it's okay
And it's okay we got this
I heard at least two flanking.
sensor destroyed
we reload
Oh my god, okay, good unless you got the trade bro. Oh my god. I think we have to draw
We don't have Buford. I think we got a draw. We don't have Buford.
It'll just be risky.
Good game guys. Good tries. Good efforts.
I'll take the draw man. I'm not risking a 4v5.
Dude, there's too much work bro. There's too much work.
And I played so well too. Come on, give me a little points for the draw. Give me a little points.
We got seven we still got seven let's go
Hey, let's get it 40 minutes till that okay, okay. Hey, not a bad game not a bad game. I'll take seven on a draw
Seven on a draw match MVP. I'll take
Dive into it yeah, let's dive into it
Dude, let's just do it real quick. How are you? Oh my god
Hey, why you got triggered me like that why gonna be so real like that. I'm doing fantastic. Thank you for asking
Okay, let's do this
First stick doc of the day. Let's go. Let's get it started
What sound like
Oh
Hmm
Let me know the
Let me know that that volume is good by the way
I can't tell if my earbuds cuz I can manually control what I hear now normally I use it to balance out
Bro do you see this
Instead of bro ordered a big Mac, but instead got the big slack look at that
damn could you eat that?
I really did eat it
ordered seconds
can you believe that?
I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm a little scared
I was trying to look into my fortnite account
and like you know the confirm that you're not a robot
is usually like it pops up
choose the bicycles
choose the stop sign
yeah
this popped up for me
what the
what is that
What is that it's AI taking over they're starting with fortnight
And they will soon be in every they know oh my god, that's so genius to
Bro, what better way than to infiltrate every single household in the world
Then by infiltrating through sort that it's crazy
Imagine you're in a courtroom and you're like, what happened, your honor?
And this is the video that plays.
Real life Grand Theft Auto in Los Angeles today.
Los Angeles!
Wait for it.
I'm waiting.
Oh shoot!
Bro didn't care. Bro said I had enough of life.
I had enough of these taxes, god damn it.
Bro zoomed by, saw the price of the gas, and was like, oh hell no!
Decided he wanted to unalive himself that day.
Wait for it.
That's crazy my god I love these Drake edits it's so true it's so true
Money for fun. It's so true
You have big eyes small face I like what's your we chat? Hey, bro ask for my we chat
I might give it
It's true though
The view from bed in Vegas
This got the sphere snooping.
The sphere knows everything.
The sphere has seen it all, bro.
There's not one thing they get away with in Vegas now
because of the sphere.
You think it's all tiny little images,
but in reality, it's actually all tiny little cameras
recording everybody's facial recognition, movements,
behavior patterns.
I'm just saying.
Bro, let his intrusive thoughts win.
Oh my god!
Is that really what people want to do?
I don't think I've ever wanted to do that.
Is that what he said?
That's a cute video.
Oh, shoot.
And the Fortnite emo goes wrong.
We got a face full of whatever that is.
Sauce and potatoes.
Goddamn, bro, didn't miss lunch, though, at least.
At least.
The weather is completely crazy. There are heavy rains happening in areas where it never rained before.
Flood in the desert, Libya, September 2023.
Come on Bill Gates. What do you gotta say about this, huh?
What do you gotta say about this?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think it's time.
Hey, that's kind of wild though, right?
Imagine your first trip into the desert and you just see a blood happening before your eyes.
You'd probably feel out of body. You'd feel like an out of body experience. You'd be like, oh my god.
Also, what do you do in that situation? Are you supposed to get anywhere?
What exactly do you even do new ocean gonna be created in the new patch that's what I
love to see desert is getting reworked guys the desert is getting reworked her you can't
possibly describe Florida to someone in just the video you have to experience it did bro just
Tokyo Drift across the dash cam
While a cluster fudge of things is happening with the other cars. Oh damn with no accidents caused that's a talent
Actually
No not the KFC worker
He was gonna retire!
It was his last day!
The freaking Colonel got him!
Colonel lets nobody retire.
The first time
Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy the parallax effect?
Your eyes are not deceiving y'all it is in fact and indeed not moving
duh
It's trying it's it's awaiting its it's turn into the next universe
Emoji movie the sequel
Why is that song so addictive man
mid-summer the sequel uh-oh that actually be like super scary
imagine this is the Airbnb that you arrive to and you just have these kids
popping you in dance moves bro that would be like that'd be the end of my
There goes my vacation of a window.
The Mosquito said,
He is the one!
He is our Messiah!
Follow him!
He leads up to that crazy stuff.
Brawl is the Mosquito Shepherd.
Brawl is literally the Mosquito Shepherd.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy go to work, man.
Brawl, he covers his mouth for a second until you saw that.
They were gonna get inside of the Shepherd.
God damn.
Look at that, leaving them to the light.
Damn, dude.
How'd they know to fall that light?
Is it just like they go with whatever is the figure shiny from the situation?
We follow the figure shiny.
The Roman Empire is that pigeon's work the most killed by humans 10,000 years ago only
to be suddenly abandoned in deep dirt.
They barely build their own nest because they don't know how and live under humans.
Look around humans because that's all they know.
The cat is going Super Saiyan Keren Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!
hey baby there was like hey baby how you doing I see you were fresh meat on the
black
breaking
is a distressing situation that demands immediate action reports of surface
causing panic among parents revealing that more than 70 million not just parents
It's me too!
I can't believe that.
Hey, that was a big piece!
This is not initiated a product recall and continues to distribute these potentially harmful candies to show
Yo, that was a big piece!
This is not an isolated incident either.
Tragically, a seven-year-old girl lost her life after consuming a particular brand of candy with one of the rolling candy pieces becoming watched in her throat.
Consequently, 70 million of these perilous treats have been recalled.
I've never even heard of that candy. Is that outside of the U.S.?
Alright, I'm gonna stop the fish right there. Basically, upon further investigation though,
the Reese's Cups were an isolated situation. It was a Walmart that just never threw out their candy.
It was extremely old and expired Reese's Cups and that's where the incident took place was a parent
Decided let me buy the on sale 50 cent
Three pound bag of Reese's Cups bring it back home and then lo and behold would you would you look at that?
Maggots rolling around in the chocolate. Oh my god. Maybe don't buy the three year old Reese's bro
And it takes so long for for freaking chocolate to expire. Can you believe that?
Imagine purchasing something that takes literally 10 years to expire. I
Would never trust it
Not with my life
Hey, but is it the fastest cleanup or though
You gonna be the fastest clean-up per
clean up on aisle seven what are these mfs in it bro it's though it's the what
purpose the second one my mistake original day no this cannot be
Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
For what purpose?
And discard if you prefer.
For what purpose?
It's the second line, dude.
It's when he says it for the second time.
Suspecting me, bro.
For what purpose?
No, this cannot be forgiven.
Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
For what purpose?
And discard if you prefer.
Love it so much.
God.
London is so funny.
For what purpose?
Yeah, bitch.
I said.
Oh my God.
Yo, classic Valorant player, everybody.
Bro played one match too many of Valorant.
He said, okay, one more before the night.
Before we end things for the night.
Oh hell, there's daylight over there, right?
Bro played all through mornings.
Blue up.
Have you ever seen Lightning from clear blue skies?
Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies?
Why'd that get me?
Got it, D.
Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies?
Why did I almost jump?
Have you ever seen lightning from clear blue skies?
Skull emojis.
Hey, careful with that lightning though.
That's McQueen right there.
So, I burp.
Nobody even noticed him.
I watch right past him.
Frozen bird?
Put him in my yushanka, what's that?
Deluxe a man purse?
That's very weakening, let's go down to the dead and warm to the food side of the bed and warm to him, aww
I hope this is not one of those videos that turned into and he was delicious. He made the perfect meat for my sandwich
It's squeaked!
Hey, let's go.
Love me a good animal rescue story.
Can't go wrong with that.
Y'all could hear this, right?
What about I'm not the only one, bro?
No, no, no.
Oh, hell no.
He's going down.
Oh, no.
Bro, you gotta just like push yourself that point.
Yo, use that arm strength.
Come on, pull yourself up.
You can do it
Just pull yourself up man. I
See those biceps. Oh my god. No. No, what are you doing? Let go once you get back to that part
Just let go once you get over there. Oh my god. Oh
My god
Rose is trying to film an innocent video
You know what deserved
Blast me trying to be Steve Irvine
Yeah, that Chewbacca looking at her like, Ayo, Special Forces or Special Forces.
Oh, I'm saying.
He hasn't asked me!
Oh, no, no!
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry, I love you, dad.
It could be a little acoustic.
It's okay, everybody's a little acoustic nowadays.
Part of the cool club now.
Trapstick all over like switch sports.
I would never I would never know how to do this video by the way
it's crazy you would just never know how to do that without this video I was doing the
Lord's work. Is that true? So they just look angry but they're really very sweet
is what I'm gathering from this video that's the case right it's so fluffy
bro is so fluffy that's like 20 pounds of fluff alone alone it's crazy the hug on
this bear must be insane.
Literally the hug that this bro gives must be insane.
This is a work of art.
Oh man, just being in your house.
Both literally flashes this at you.
This is a work of art.
And then you can't sleep the rest of the night.
Hey, that's pretty good catch, though.
You believe that?
Imagine that little thing crawling up your...
Spectum.
What's happening?
God, they awakened Godzilla already?
What the heck is going on here?
Comments are said, so you're telling me we got SCP-096 before GTA 6?
What the heck is that?
Am I missing?
You think bros is just gonna die?
Yeah, he was that was his last day on earth thousand percent
Literally my man's last day on earth.
That's kind of cool. What are like you upside down as well? Because then that'd
be so uncomfortable having the blood rush through your head like that.
nothing to bring
Jesus Christ
Oh, I get it
Bro, I didn't want the cat to go into the but like how are you gonna control that isn't that
your responsibility
If your pet just all of a sudden goes into the neighbor's yard, why are you holding
that freaking neighbor responsible for that?
Yeah, it looks like it's chillin' though.
It's having a good time.
Well, what kind of audience do we have here this evening?
Anyone on a first date?
Good!
Any football supporters?
Football supporters.
Any football supporters?
Football supporters.
Good!
Any one from out of town?
Good!
Where are you from, sir?
Good!
Why does it look more AI than the actual AI?
Always glad to meet someone from
the other town.
The future.
I'm so accurate!
Nah, it's a comedian.
Super realistic though, right?
Okay, but the crazy frog soundtrack's a little too much.
That's just way too far.
Bro, that's just way too far.
i can imagine getting a prank pulled on me and i got the crazy frog
soundtrack plan the background
what do you mean sir
are you mad at me
date you talking to my boss like an insecure girlfriend
alright so i'll get it to you by the end of the week
what do you mean sure
are you mad at me
date you talking to my boss like an insecure girl
He was let go immediately.
Oh god.
She tried kicking the things and throwing a fit and fell and hit her head.
Damn, and they said karma don't exist.
Conveniently though.
It does exist conveniently.
When it needs to.
When it needs to teach you that lesson.
What on earth are these creatures?
That looks like a...
that looks like a bear kind of that jiggy with it with some possum
and then they made these two beautiful children
houses
you are how are you are oh I do it
I was just trying to sleep in peace.
You ha?
Who are you?
What are you doing?
I think there is life about to be eaten by this dude.
I'm gonna do a hoyen random shot.
Gonna get the hoyen random shot!
I'm so confused.
Broke thought there was a terrorist attack incoming.
Bumming.
Look at this.
Gonna get all year in random shop!
I said, oh hell no.
Please, not today, not in my shop.
I'm gonna do a hoyen, a random shop.
Sensitive content.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, cover your mouth.
Cover your mouth right now.
Sensitive content.
Oh
Bro kicked kick something stabbed him right in the foot
God damn
Pretty sure he's dead now my car is
That's the fastest worker that's the fastest worker in the world right there
What's going on? Ultra mode.
What the heck? What the heck?
Bro, push that bullet right through the metal. That's crazy.
These will grow a blinker and turn down my laptop, and you're having a blast.
Now I wonder what that hamster actually feels like on this.
Is it running knowing that it's like, about to die or something?
It's crazy.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hell no.
Bro really did sacrifice himself, damn.
I mean, he is the one that opened the door, though.
I would expect nothing less.
Your rap name is...
motherfucker oh shoot why is it accurate it's a little too accurate I tried to do
that if you win in 30 seconds trend oh my god broke up violated got violated by
the TikTok filter. Oh shoot. Ew, that might be grounds for like some suing.
Damn. Goddamn.
The librarian chasing me after I moved all the women's rights books into the
fiction section. Oh shoot. Oh shoot!
Why does this remind me of the never ending story?
Kind of reminded of that.
Hey, we're getting a glimpse.
We're getting a glimpse of the handy work over here.
The dog, dude.
Oh shoot, the dog let us intrusive thoughts
on this one.
There's a good boy.
Wait, was that, bro, that was posted by Accuweather.
What the heck?
That's crazy.
I used to have that up
Now she free will chase $1 is this the dollar on a hook scenario
Okay, but at what point you realize like this thing is just gonna keep flying away
doesn't realize the man oh my god she's still going good Lord good Lord
sometimes just gotta let it go it's the dearest
Did it get to know you ever know, Bo Winder?
The paste-to-olf at the end.
Can you imagine that?
Peacefully reading a book, having some tea and crumpets.
Next thing you know, you have this one yelling.
Did it get to know you ever know, Bo Winder?
I'd be flabbergasted.
Dubious little creature getting up to mischief. This is no good
The beast is demonic in nature very icky no good the dubious little creature
Getting up to something about this line, bro. I got an angel watching me get my poor
I'm gonna have to try to cheat straight out of the bag
The beast is demonic in nature
Nature
God I wonder what the original video is
What is that?
Very
Very icky no good model phase every time he stops talking
hey that's that's mewing comes first
mewing comes first you can't be slacking on amuse
when you open the mcgonnes bag and they got your order wrong
literally
there's something else they got one job
One job.
This is what homeschooling does to people.
Man, imagine, imagine how much, how much clout, how much energy you must feel, knowing that
you're getting a bunch of middle-aged men out.
Pint up over the situation.
Tried to wash my stinky cat and he took off my shirt.
God, I hate it when that happens.
Yeah, it's so annoying when your stinky cat fricking takes off your shirt.
This is me.
I do even care.
Definitely got hit by a truck.
That last frame though.
casually just walking by. Ain't nothing to see here man. Just another day in Ohio.
Lock him up. Make sure he never gets out. Make sure little bro here never gets out.
That dog up
This is one tiny chef could not get
It's not fair, it's not okay.
Yeah, the tiny chef is so real.
But good news, one year later I believe, they got the tiny chef on Paramount Plus.
Kanye West won random night on October 8th, 2022.
That was bro searching for Mark Zuckerberg, yes, interesting.
That is a fun fact.
Oh boy, not this guy.
Why are we googling this guy?
That's not good.
And next we have, oh my god, oh my god, well, what's going on here?
Well, Kanye West sure is something.
Giddy Roach!
That's when you get that good German poison.
Sickest beat that was dropped in 2023.
Damn!
Why is where it's why is where it's to remember
I think my seagull box, what's this?
Sometimes barking just gets the job done.
Just ask I show speed.
Yeah, that's pretty good though, right?
find it impressive. PS4 users trying to play the new Spider-Man. What could happen?
Not good. Unfortunately it ain't good. We had that turbo engine sound and then
Three two one blast off
Hey slip fail though, come on slip fail
That is the reality though of everybody trying to do it
The classic juby slide
They forgot it rains in Vegas oh
Boy is that 30 billion dollars down the toilet?
Uh-oh, nah, I think they were just posting some software update on it.
Oh, shoot.
Long has got caught in the wind.
He's been picking off forever.
Or would have gotten taken out.
Ew, but I think hers looks better.
Look at that. It's got that nice rat-looking thinness to it. And I think that's in right now.
Beprimera chamba.
No! Nooooo!
Buddy actually tried to stop it though, that's crazy.
I
Could imagine the weight of that smack must have been like 3,000 tons
fingers like that you are supposed to trust the ones you love but
Sometimes they're the most dangerous. This is melody Feliciano Johnson. She's seen here pouring bleach into her
I'll bring snacks. I brought a
Zoll over here
Y'all bring any snacks to this party tick-tock party that we're having
Can you believe this by the way, can you believe this?
Damn that's getting micro poisoned by your partner every single day hoping that you can collect it
insurance money. Oh, I feel like you legitimately need to have a piece of your brain broken.
Like some neurons ain't firing in a certain section of your brain. So you to even contemplate
carrying out the action that is, because I'm sure many people think about it, but carrying
out the action of like killing somebody is wild, wild. I don't even know how people do
do it with animals that's crazy to me unless it's like in a survival situation
right it's you or me though you know
little pup man I haven't heard a little pump in forever dude
real quick I ain't gonna hold you on like a man with arms just tilt one to the
side right here watch this straightest fight you never remember the day
The pump too slow to keep up with what my man is saying right now
Yeah, man, you do that like Santa look you go back and forth like a leader. Don't laugh too hard
They don't see this chocolate kid on one of you like Cabernic. Okay, Stevie Wonder says being is believing
Would you say that's why they're telling me so for the snow for?
That's pretty cool
You do that like Santa
Hey, I was going little pump flabbergasted little pump
No way, no way that this guy's life didn't flash before his eyes.
When you get that close dude, like you don't even know if you're going to have an affriction
to be able to stop yourself.
It's crazy, it's a little pump to the left, I think he is, I think he is.
want nothing to do with it. It's like, oh hell no I gotta walk a whole mile with this girl.
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. Sorry, umbrella is broken. Y'all hear about the story? It was like
some dude that dropped a million dollars in one dollar bills across this land. It's crazy.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Where you want it?
No. I'll be your dollar, right now. Right now.
Hey, that's America right there.
Hell yeah.
That's America.
OHHHHHH!
It stayed true to America!
Bro, it stayed true to America!
I'll be your dollar, right now. Right now.
Damn.
Goddard's accent is famous for being difficult to understand,
But the Glaswegian accent can be even more difficult.
There are words and phrases in Glasgow that sound a bit like a flowing word even.
So I'm on a mission to find some people to help me translate.
Okay, so I love the Glaswegian accent and I was wondering if you could teach me some local phrases.
Well, it's very hard to, it doesn't even mean this is the thing.
It's only it's not even your size and you're going to end up here and hardly have your size.
You understand?
I'm on a mission to find some people to help.
I just know my co-tar girlies are here.
What's that?
Besides that comment though, uh, isn't that beautiful?
Look at the scenery.
It's gotta be cold as frick though.
Cold as frick.
Hey, dog knew the assignment.
Dog knew the assignment.
Damn!
That was cold.
That was cold?
I don't remember why I favored this one.
I think I just liked the filter and I didn't want to lose track of the filter.
It's got to be that.
There's no other reason.
Literally no other reason.
Three, two, one.
those are fun though guys ever play that a lot of fun ones oh this guy's about die
let's watch him die together psych three two one do look how tall that tower is
That thing is like exiting the atmosphere.
Oh.
Oh, dirty.
The FNAF movie behind the scenes, the animatronics.
I don't know what, how does it go?
Look at how it does.
Trust me, don't trust me.
It's so good.
Oh man.
Maybe you've seen the movie.
I haven't seen the movie.
I heard it was not good.
Hi Freddy.
That's all. That it was just not good.
Yes, come on.
It's giving like police down that metal slide
vibes.
Can I go down the slide?
Yes, one.
Okay, but I respect the fact that he got one slide in, and that's the one that he did.
Respect that fact.
Something that's good, something that's not.
Oh.
My God.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, to be real though, Australia's got some freaky creatures, man.
Australia's got some type of hookup with Satan.
is that drugs this is like the cartel talk right here any of you ever wanted
to be on the cartel talk here it is right here bro yeah he was upon kilos on
that boat on that little banana boat of theirs for some reason the business search the search
is Disney 100 that's crazy what the fuck is that boy that's just dropping on earth niggie
UFO falling from sky don't let the car take us down hey boy that might be a plane fool
But that might be a playing game.
Boy, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Nope!
Now how the eff you pepper spray yourself?
I
People got a cause of scene and a target and a woman. Oh my god
Bro really did he really did put her spray himself. Oh my god, but hey, he took it like a champ though. I
Mean this regard the fact that he just pepper sprayed himself bro took it like a champ
He basically gave himself a warning by saying, hey, this could happen to you.
I'd be scared.
Okay, chill.
Chill, I'm out of here.
He's got to prove something to himself.
Mine is well be this. Mine is well be this.
It's the whimpering of that.
I can't.
Man, bro doesn't even want it. Bro just wanted the price.
Oh, hell no.
They about to get crushed. Deceased by box.
Damn, imagine hearing that too while you're holding that thing.
I just needed the price, bro.
Strongest worker I know.
Literally was.
I should see if Luna does that.
So cute. So cute!
Nia red light pretending not to see the hobo at the window.
I think literally everyone can relate to this.
literally everyone can relate to this bro I did that in the window hey let's just
get a little too scary
don't call just text me, bitch you slow can't get on my speed
they scare cuz they know I'm the I T G I R L
you know I am that round, bitch don't get in time
if it b***h you know i'm sexy
case you need a little makeup tutorial
holy she thought it was all over
I mean who wouldn't that's the that's like somebody's
That's most people's like worst fear man you get into the car
You chilling you vibing and the next thing you know someone's creeping up on the back seat grabbing your throat
Life flashing before your eyes and then on the dude. All right, let's see if they got this
Hey perfection
That's the perfect step back that I've seen in years.
My whole life has been a lie.
Hey, is that the Disney tree right there?
Trees in Disneyland.
Dude, that's what they should do, so that this way we don't have to deal with all that
pollen when we get there.
That's what they should be doing, man.
Another classic birth update, by the way.
He's getting that patch update right now.
Very nice.
Another slick back.
Crayon just got crushed in via the pavement.
And those 11 herbs and spices kick in.
You know it!
know it that's the secret recipe right there
I love that and at the same time, imagine dropping the sickest beat of 2023 while you're
dying no not that glass no no not that glass
Hey, but the glass, please
Hey, was it the Titanic the sequel
That'd be kind of scary though what the heck is this a room flooded on our carnival cruise radiance. Oh hell no dude. Oh
Hell no middle ocean that happens
Well, what would have been really hilarious is if somebody whipped out their phone and
started playing this Alindian song that my heart would go on?
Oh my god.
The fear that would strike into everybody's souls.
Gotta make that happen.
I said I'm a nostalgia vacation to Earth and I just wanted to try the ancient art of vlogging.
I don't know how many of you remember this, but a couple hundred years ago, this was all
a huge vacation spot.
And now it's just kind of falling into disrepair.
You might be wondering why I'm doing this trip in such a generic meat avatar.
But if you remember, back then we had no AI body students.
So you couldn't go travel infinity with something managing your body and taking care of it for
you.
You were really trapped in your physical and mental experience.
Why would I spend years traveling to Earth in such a risky form?
Really, it's just once you've had thousands of years of infinity to explore, limitations
start getting really exciting. I'm taking a little nostalgia vacation to Earth.
Damn. I think Bro's first destination spot was Vegas, right?
I don't know how many of you remember this, but a couple hundred years ago, this was all a huge
vacation spot. I think.
Is that Vegas? Leave me alone!
Damn, Bro got that chomp. Leave me alone!
Bro, get the shit out!
The reason bus seats have wild patterns and vibrant colors is to hide how dirty they are.
Look at all that dust!
That's wild.
Oh, shoot!
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god.
That's one of the wildest ways to go.
So we're here today to talk about the continued performance of Duke, that's kind of fun.
Starbucks employed fire for wearing out ear buds.
Because the first one we're going to talk about is wearing your earphones, or AirPods, repeatedly after several switching conversations on the show.
I like the salt in the background.
So I have on March 7th and March 8th, Chief Supervisor Layla Dalton was wearing her airpods,
wireless earphones while on the clock and working a shift on the floor.
How are you doing?
How are you going to do the airpods?
We got Milka.
How are you doing?
We got the popcorners, sweet chili.
I don't know what to start with.
Yeah, this is the perfect video, the snack tube.
Why am I getting the white up?
Magic skews in your actions.
This is all because I'm back and it's really really sad but you guys are really missing me and it's sad that way.
Imagine excusing your actions by...
You guys don't care about it.
Oh, using the race card.
I heard what you said so I don't know why we have to talk about this but I know what the conversation will be about and I understand what you're saying.
I'm gonna go pee.
And I did that, I did that twice and never, we have one conversation.
I took it off and the thing I was going to get rid of for that after
I've been stealing a lot of people wearing them for over
since the store started. I'm so sorry that we filled up.
No, you're not sorry that that's my intention and that's definitely not mine.
I can't help you though. I knew it, okay. I can't work through it today.
I need to go home. Okay. Okay, I gotta go home now.
I can't work today. You can do that. Okay, I can't work today.
Why are you discriminating me? I don't understand what I did wrong to you.
It's all because I'm black. I don't understand.
The plot thickens.
It's so big.
Why is she crying?
Why is she crying, man?
She needs to wear them on different days.
Why does bro need to grile in this situation?
you
He's still around me. He's taking stuff on behind the counter.
I am. I didn't say anything.
He could have been a friend of mine in a couple years.
Did you see what he did?
No, I'm talking to you!
It's the stop talking, man. Breaks my heart.
Rose going through something.
An immense ocean lies beneath the Earth's surface,
surpassing the combined size of all our oceans on land.
To elaborate further, this ocean is located in astonishing 400 miles below the Earth's crust.
Breaking's Fish!
Unveil that ringwood-eye can hold up to 1.5% of its weight in water.
The immensity of this unknown realm surpasses our reach,
warping even the vast expanse of oceans on our terrestrial domain an astounding notion.
Unveiling its secrets could furnish scientists with vital clues about the origins of our planet,
bolstering the hypothesis that Earth's water originated internally,
rather than being delivered by celestial bodies like asteroids and comets.
Isn't that crazy?
Thank you, Mr. Fish
Bro, did what he was about to say
the moves are fire the moves are kind of fire bro I don't care what sale this
guy's got man don't whip out the moves like that you get any opportunity you
Can
He got that skelow booty
Let's go
Panera bread break in the tooth
Mustard or ketchup
There's still humanity in this world. Let's see. Let's see what happens here
Grow eating a loaf, okay, okay
The loaf and water, okay
Girlie over here wasn't having it
Says no, that ain't a proper nutritional meal my guy here. Let me bring you
something that pecks a little more punch.
Okay, but I am, I am gonna say this though.
What if Bro wasn't looking for all those carbs and calories?
What if Bro just wanted his loaf?
That's crazy.
Sharing it with the little girl.
Who probably didn't need any of it.
Sharing it with everybody.
Okay, but I am gonna say imagine buying something for someone
and then just having them see, like, give it to everyone else.
This is kind of annoying.
Your parents casually looking for a public restroom before you crap your pants?
For real though.
They're not suffering, they don't know what's going on.
Hmm, uh, next pit stop, next rest stop.
Five miles away, you can hold it.
You can just hold it.
I'm literally behind you!
What does it take for me to get into that burger?
You betrothed me and got stickin' out.
You wouldn't even notice if you watched it live!
I'm literally behind you!
God, it's so good, man. That's so good.
Everything is... so many things happening on this one.
It's so good.
God, I love it.
drop off my fingers please please please we test my finger
let's test all this
whoo banana not the banana
carrot like so my fingers didn't fall off
whoo
Bro actually did it
Let's out of scratch either
Nah, ain't no way you guys believe that he was gonna do it
Ain't no way you thought he was actually gonna do it, bro
Ain't believing us God did
You have to take care of it give him water. That is shy. You don't take care of it
Someone literally hit the skip dialogue button on him.
And believe in us. God did.
Why is Khaled like that?
When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to give me your meat. More meat. All of your meat.
I want all of the meat. You've got to give me more meat.
When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to get all the food.
This is where the acoustic videos come out.
I want all of this for me.
You've got to get all the food.
When you're at Chipotle ordering, you've got to get all the food.
Y'all ready for this?
Yeah, it's Spooderman.
Hey, oh, you don't need to be doing that much
Okay, calm down. Ain't no way broke in paid enough for that. No way broke in paid enough for that
Sheesh, this is the official nutter butter tiktok account nutter butter they messaged me
Hey, lookie, do you peanut butter?
and I didn't respond.
Ghost and I fear.
I go, ha ha, do I peanut butter?
Yes, I do.
You want cookie?
Yes, I want cookie.
Give Andres one meal.
Anyway, this is what I got.
Also, I did not give him my actual meal in your dress,
just to be clear.
Jesus Christ
Frank's peanut liquid
This is the official nutter butter tick tock. That's wild bro nutter butter is wild dude
I
Got the classic nut sweater with some
Looks like stinky peanut butter. Yes. I do. It's crazy, but the interaction alone
Is the real reward, right? Oh
Man oh
Man
That's everybody's worst nightmare right there
When the wheelchair rolls up to you
And they waiting
They waiting it's not like they can use another stall they waiting on you, bro
God damn
She really thought Bro was throwing up some game signs.
That would be so unfortunate.
She's like honey let's get out of this neighborhood.
I think we were targeted.
Gerard Piquet falls through a hole trying to sign a shirt.
Whoa!
And there he goes.
Into the next one.
So sad, so sad, of all the days for a little bro, today was not the day, today was not
the day, so sad, there you go, oh, psych, that was a last straw, so sad, so sad, so sad,
Yeah, you know, you don't even want the ice cream anymore.
At that point you're not even hungry.
Double it, give it to the next person.
I find it odd how so many people struggle with parallel parking.
It's not, like, that complicated.
Unless you get nervous.
If you're getting nervous and you don't want to do all those attempts that you might need
to to like get the car angled right then I'd understand the peer pressure you're
facing the anxiety ramping up but otherwise you just gotta be like okay
who cares man I don't care people I don't care if there's a line of 50 cars
behind me I gotta park in the sticky situation okay
hey they almost got it though
I think they got this.
They got this in the bag champ.
He's a little too close to the other car, right?
But I mean, I would just, I would just park right there.
Put in park call today.
You ain't got to do more than that.
You're a little on the line, but hey, who cares?
Park it, call it a day.
said nope okay though hey clean clean I'm sure there was like 30 cars rubbery in
the middle of the freeway Los Angeles freeway what they just hit the car and
started robbing the place
Nah, that looks more personal than it is random.
How did they knew these guys?
Also they really left their cameraman behind?
Jeez.
3 the unboxing scared of what
Imagine taking an accidental sip of that thinking you're going to enjoy a nice coconut refresher
and then you just get in a mouthful of mold.
Bro, that's like the, that's like cordyceps growing out of that thing.
Ayo, she would have been patient zero if she sipped that.
That's what's crazy.
Oh, gosh, that looks like, I don't even know what it is.
She would have been patient zero, holy.
It's just so nasty.
Fuckin'
Okay, so you guys wanted to see it.
Oh my god, you're that guy.
Yikers!
I was walking around and I thought I heard a man coughing
and this is what I saw.
This is what Bart does.
What?
Yeah.
What?
God.
What?
God, man.
When the dog sounds human.
What?
Okay, just hold your head still.
What are you doing?
I'm just picking up the lights, babe.
Why did you learn how to do this?
I'm practicing.
Since when?
I feel like you're going way too low.
Do you want to see him?
Healer!
No, seriously?
Oh, hell no, dude.
What are you doing?
That's a war crime right there.
That's a war crime, bro.
I'd be nervous too.
Practicing since when?
when. And if you don't say at least two years, I'd be like, nah, you can stop right now.
A message in a bottle?
I'm not sure, what's with this reader?
We're unable to get the message out.
Oh, they're ashes.
Oh, what?
Oh, no.
We realize the ashes of Jeffrey.
It's found please through Goddoll.
And Goddoll is outgoing time, so I can continue my journey.
That's crazy. That's crazy
Jeffries new home is now the beaches of Australia, which I guess is so bad
Fake violin panhandle exposed
Despacito on the violin.
It's funny.
The person that's recording this is actually doing them a favor because it looks like there's
more of a crowd there for them.
So we get the other people intrigued.
It's always this busito.
So for some context, Bro's not really holding the violin
in the correct way apparently.
those finger placements all over the place. This guy actually plays violin so he knows
I'm just trying to expose them.
You're a fraud. You're a fraud. You're gonna expose you in social media. You're a fraud.
Thank you for what? Stealing from people? What? For stealing? Thumbs up for stealing?
Number one, what? Go bucks? Go bucks?
When in doubt pretend you have no idea what the person is saying
No, speak English. We can all live together
Make you crazy son of a bitch ain't no way
We can all just gonna move on to the next
All live together
He did not do that.
Muchas gracias.
Uh oh.
Ah shit.
Wait, this might actually be the weekend though.
God, that muchas gracias.
It's hilarious.
Sent.
Gotta love the beluga whale for that man.
Gotta love it when the belugas pull the pranks.
They just know that the kids are not as smart.
God, that must have freaked her out so much too.
The beluga knew exactly what it was doing, like, knew exactly what it was doing.
sneaking someone through the border on patrol from the prank from the border sorry
we're heading from the border yeah I lash my eye yeah you have an ID sir yes
yes sir we're heading to right now
I think the last thing you want to do is act nervous, but it's the it's the point of the prank
complete off close that screen are y'all mind sticking out of this vehicle do you have any weapons inside the vehicle no sir there's like
there's like a yes or no sir it's a yes or no
get over there, get over there, don't set the truck, please don't set the truck
uh-oh
He's just asleep, bro
Bro, he's just asleep. Hell no
I'm a U.S. citizen.
What country are you a citizen of?
No more.
That's gotta be the craziest prank.
No, I'm a U.S. citizen.
I'm a U.S. citizen.
It's a prank.
I'm not sure what they can get other than this disruption, I think, for wasting the
authority's time or something like that.
That's wild, man, that's dedication right there.
You're trying to wake me up?
What?
Get him all the way over there.
Get him like he worked like he'd casted the spell and he's all headed to the right.
What?
I'm gonna show you something.
Go ahead and put six stars.
dog's like nope all clean
now homie was just sleeping come on now
now. Come on now. Let me know if it's sleeping.
Right. What do you think? Do you think it's gonna go? No, we're gonna go ahead and take care of the situation because you're not gonna be coming to my place.
Oh man.
Hey, hello.
Hey.
Hold on, I want to see how you're headed in the ID.
Oh yeah, heading today.
Uh...
Your National Guard or what?
Uh...
Oh, no.
No, we're heading from the border.
Sorry?
We're headed from the border.
Are you coming from the border?
Yeah.
You all right?
Yeah.
Do you have an ID?
It is, yeah.
Yes, sir.
What are you heading to right now?
Um...
The handshake, bro.
What about you, Dad?
Oh, hell no, the handshake, bro.
Yeah, you can't be wasting government officials' times like that, man.
I can only imagine two being that person in line being like, good lord, all this waiting
hours of waiting for this prank.
It's the sloth!
We're gonna get you home safely, buddy.
Gonna get you home safely.
Oh, it's reaching for me now.
It's reaching.
Oh, he's coming for me!
But, uh, you did not just know a sloth like that.
Okay, but like, what's the worst a sloth gonna do except maybe grip you like crazy?
I don't know what a sloth grip looks like, but I guess if it was gonna like, wrap its
claws around your hand or something.
Who knows, right?
May never see that hand again.
Oh my god.
With pleasure.
Thank you.
Indian Street food.
Hey, that's a whole meal right there, though.
That's a whole meal right there.
a lot of food. It's true though.
When the horse does the slick back. God damn. We got horse slick back before GTA 6.
Spider-man just go home.
I love that sound by the way.
Not sound by but a sound.
Let me call it.
The sound.
Whee-wee-wee-wee-wee.
This slide looks kind of creepy, man.
Whoa
Okay, this part right here this part right here would be horrifying
Hey, oh this part right here being horrifying dude
As you casually just get whirlwind into a sinking hole
That's horrifying, bro.
You don't know if you'll ever see the light again.
And then that happens!
Dude.
That's crazy, but also fantastic.
I would be slightly worried about entering the back rooms, but maybe worth.
Maybe worth.
Oh.
Oh no!
My air!
oh no my air pods I dropped my air pods man I dropped my air pods that's the only one
I have that's the only one I have that's the only one I have
a shame
thank you
oh
he was so close too
all he had to do was hand her the drink
oh my god bro
he was so close dude
it's a very bad cold man
and if you notice real closely now
Ro still had a smile on his face while he was falling.
Now THAT is customer service, look at this.
Ro's smiling all the way down.
It's a very bad cult man.
You a Scientologist, dude?
Scientologist Defender loses it.
Ayo.
threat is that a threat you know what you mean why you said there's a criminal
threat that's a criminal threat you go to jail for that yeah yeah yeah have a
good day yeah yeah yeah huh I'm the criminal bro just lost his 10 fortnight
game to break my mom having none of this he's had enough bro I have a right
You're bothering him.
Too bad.
It's called the First Amendment.
It's protected by law.
I have the First Amendment right to speak out against a cult.
If you want to do f-
Scientology is scary.
What are the codes are?
Oh my god, yeah, of course.
Okay.
That is quite the travel to get what
Yeah, you definitely huffing and puffing after that
This is some wild
information
That I have no way of knowing if it's true or not
Okay, I want to go pee
that this intestinal cancer was related to ingredients in the peanut butter. So I'd be
very wary about taking peanut butter. Another thing at age level is popcorn. Come on, you're
looking at a stupid person right now. You're trying to fight my cancer. I'm suffering like
crazy this stuff. I'm crying myself to sleep at night. We've only been given so many months to
love and I'm loving peanut butter and I'm loving popcorn who would ever think of
popcorn is one of the most acid foods in the world I still love Coca-Cola don't
tell me Coke's bad don't tell me I could drink a liter a day oh gracious me not
once did my colleges say and how I am hungry as crazy
what are you eating for lunch what are you eating with them now does the old
Man really know what he's saying
Marjorie was my doctor's told me eat marjorie marjorie is good for you
And till I saw an article where you could drive a tractor on marjorie
We talk about that next anyway change the lifestyle change the life and you can beat your health
It's you quite often while working with the medical practitioner. Have a great day. God bless. Bye
Dude, I love the thing is whatever bros you happen about
There's no way in my lifetime I would ever give up Italian food. I just love
it way too much. I'd rather die eating Italian food a couple years earlier than
I would be surviving. Isn't this wild? Imagine having a train pass by you that
close while you're trying to enjoy some food.
you see how she's like like this too I'd be nervous also that's a scary scary
thing happening right there
but again an alcapulco
No puede ser posible.
Man, hurricanes are scary.
We got a lot of earthquakes over here.
Hurricanes, tsunamis.
I don't want to deal with any of that.
Look at all that destruction.
I am so upset that the things we did and the things we fought for and the boys that died
for it.
It's all going down the drain.
Our country going to hell.
And the handbasket.
Well got triggered.
We got the custody we had one.
Well got triggered.
Yeah, I can't.
Well, you're about to get killed, but then they give you the egg.
Ugh. Yeah, it's the same.
So unfortunate.
So unfortunate, bro. You could have just committed.
Just stop screaming and everything.
Girl got the egg
Hey, oh bro left evidence behind oh my god, what an amateur
Isn't that wild? Isn't that crazy?
What are robots going to do next?
Hey, being able to balance a ping pong ball like that is pretty crazy.
And then do that!
Oh, who needs people when the robot could do it all?
Robot's gonna take over sports.
Oh my god.
Get down, Mr. President!
Jesus.
us.
Oh, just...
And the crowd goes mild.
God damn.
Every Mexican family has a white point.
The kitchen full of like 50 people.
people
Hey, oh
Hey, oh, it's not bad enough to get hit by one car imagine getting hit by the truck as the second car
you you got what i need but you say he's just a friend and you say he's just a friend oh baby you
bro knew immediately that was water you you got what i need god damn did he make that alcohol
face though before him.
Nah, not really.
I think bro's contemplating it though.
Oh baby you!
Bro unlocked the secret prize.
Y'all see that man sleeping?
Jesus Christ.
Hey, what's bro doing under there anyway?
Jesus
Warranted warranted
wouldn't want a pet cow they're so cute they're so fluffy
was it broke was it broke what is that anyway wow what is that anybody know
what that is bro had massive recoil from the heat
Broken Hand of the Heat.
Good Lord.
I love your shirt.
Oh, you noticed.
It's freakin' Santa Claus.
Hey, my mom got me this shirt.
I laughed so hard when I saw it, too.
I was like, hey, only a mother can get you this shirt.
I swear.
It's Santa.
It's Santa at the beach.
It's signing at the beach.
Alright.
Next one.
Grandma's like garlic powder?
Oh my god.
Momma!
Jesus Christ.
That's insane!
If that right there doesn't kill her right now,
bless her soul because that means she is made up.
Her anatomy is made up of 90% of that garlic powder 90% of that garlic powder, bro
Like the the son of the background that's insane
Well, let me get my
I'll chat a little closer to me.
I want you guys close to me on my tablet over here.
She's real close.
So I can taste you.
Just like this grandma is going to taste her garlic powder.
POV, pump of gas in Atlanta.
Face pump emoji.
Never visiting Atlanta. Never gonna visit Atlanta for that.
Hey, where's this guy from? I'm never visiting there too. Where's this guy from?
I ain't visiting that state either.
Bro!
Hey, that one's coming off guard, I'm liking it a lot.
Woo!
That's perfect, thanks.
Now we just need to do a social media background check and you're hired.
Oh!
I love the monkey.
I love the monkey when it like just drops its mouth like that.
It's so human at the same time.
Look at this.
Uh!
I love it so much.
Next!
I love it so much.
Max!
I just wanna be clear.
You're upset because we made friends with your cat.
You're unreasonable people.
You're holding our cat.
Go in your yard and say,
You're so horrible.
I mean, while the cat is just chilling there, bro.
She's a cat.
I mean, while the cat is just chilling there, bro.
Really?
Okay.
All right.
We'll have to figure it out.
Absolutely.
Great idea.
Cat pervert.
And then he's calling him Matt.
I've done nothing to prevent that.
That's Evelyn right there, right?
Evelyn is the neighbor and Evelyn is going to be screaming at their neighbor like this
if their cat went over there.
Right?
Evelyn is very protective of the cat.
I already know it.
Jesus loves you.
I love Jesus too.
Thumbs up.
Jesus!
Hey!
That's the other type of Jesus right there. That's the other type of Jesus right there
Is bro prepare for this Jesus?
Is bro gonna have faith that this Jesus is inside them? Hmm?
Damn
Magic is casually shoppin' here and what's goin' on?
I love this trend by the way.
Dude, I remember seeing a video where it started with like, I don't know, three or four people
just crawling around in a random store and now they have like this army.
This army of people that just crawls now.
I love it so much.
When you waited a drive-thru ordering...
They're through ordering problem and you remember someone in there.
I have no context about what the speech was for.
Mayo!
for sale
He delivers that was such like vigor. You know what I mean?
Mayo for Sam. God damn it
I love it that it's like followed about one more thing
Mayo for sale
guys your buttons
funny
This is my average Friday night.
Catch me doing this off stream.
That's all I'm doing.
I'm just playing the ukulele on a unicycle while doing the hula hoop while wearing a
duck mask.
That's all I'm doing.
That's just me, every day.
EY!
That shark's crazy.
Fish are playing too much.
Bout to be fish food.
Good lord.
I'm gonna know what gets too bad for you guys,
because I have different volume in my head so I can't.
I'm not into it.
They have like their own volume.
Not so cool.
That's like everyone's intrusive thoughts that they want to do on a car.
This guy's executing that hand-eye coordination in Peckville.
I think this dude was on America's Got Talent, or Britain's Got Talent, or the guy's one.
Nobody knows this, but on my person, I'm actually concealing $30,000 in debt.
Your depressive disorder in autism diagnosis in a block 19 and I'm waiting for the necessary moment
To pull it out and reveal it to all of these people
Cost X for context right this is so funny ceiling thirty thousand dollars in debt
Me got so funny for context this guy this guy got viral because he
He made a video about saying he was like concealing an AK-47 on his persons
And he was like what showing around and it's basically like a coat that could hide it or concealer or whatever
And it blew up and then all of a sudden I love I love the route that dudes take and
Now he just does all these like mean things
Like bouncing off of that one video. I love it so much. I
Like the all my person keep it on
In autism diagnosis and a block 19 and I'm waiting for the necessary block 19
He's so good dude. I wish I knew how to play it with the guitar video
Is that you break out of the matrix I hope you guys take notes
This one is loud, okay, so I'm thinking if it's loud for me, it's gonna be loud for you guys
You know what's funny? What is that design? That's not even that good.
Am I thinking for thinking that's that's not really that good?
Hey, but you don't... Why bro, making a mess though?
Yeah, I'll be looking flabbergasted too.
And at least he left a tip as the pennies soak in the latte
That's that's just an average interaction in Ohio, bro
That's literally your everyday interaction in Ohio go to any coffee shop
It's the cat!
Andrea von Ski.
By the way, this track is so fire.
You guys don't know what this is, I have to show you.
I have to show you.
Take a look at this plug real fast.
I'mma plug this guy right now.
Let's see what I did there by the way.
My way.
I've had this song.
the song I've had that one like what do you call it a piece of music people stuff
in my head all of last night it's playing my head like against my will all of
last night. I couldn't sleep. All I had was this like specific...
That's all I had in my head. It's crazy. It's so good though.
And that's the daily plug. Alright. Going back to uh... Going back to where we were.
so freaking good man all right where are we at
bro was pissed hey see that see that's what I had might have missed it might have
missed it so take a look take another look bro the tip jar the tip jar was
empty the bottom so when he grabbed it the money was still there and then bro
bro behind the counter was slick enough cashier was looking to be like oh hell
no oh hell no not today buddy not today
when the when the when the right person wins
Kawasaki
I think it's definitely number two or number eight.
Oh no no.
That.
That kind of blended it though, so I guess two and a half.
I think it was supposed to be three, but I think it was Kawasaki.
Kawasaki sounds right.
Well the house is pretty folks.
It looks like the doors are the cave.
What do you even do in this situation, by the way?
What do you even do in this situation?
Put everything up.
I can't put it up any higher.
It's just like water everywhere. It's just raising. Oh my God. It's just raising. It's taking everything up.
Cry? It's so real. Literally. That's all you can do at that point. You just cry, man.
God, when nature takes over and you just kind of like, you just got to take it. It's kind of got to take it, you know.
Nature was bringing your ear to like...
Let it happen.
Just let it happen.
Wow.
Why does he hate naps so much?
dude what is he? something happened to him when he took this guy took one nap
somewhere at some point in time in his life and and then ever since then he is
like he's trying to advocate against the maps he is protesting against it he's
saying absolutely not it is the devil's work I don't know what happened bro but
Clearly, it traumatized me.
Clearly, it's giving him PTSD.
He missed something while he was napping, and now he hates it.
He'll be like, oh, you're right.
That would definitely fuel up the little, uh...
This is what he missed.
This is literally what he missed.
He's so angry that he wasn't at the train station to be able to witness this for himself.
Because instead, he was taking a nap.
You're right, you're right.
Wild Splicer
Flying Loose Lake
They got MaryLive
I am going to buy my alliance, he was already anxious, he was already asking me to buy my alliance,
He bought my alliance, he's already here, he's going to buy my alliance.
It took him a long time, but now he's going to buy my alliance.
I don't know if you know, we've been here for a long time.
And now he's going to buy my alliance.
Something is very wrong with this video.
Man, it never ends.
It's today that he's coming, he's going to buy my alliance.
He was anxious and he's already coming to buy my alliance.
He's already here, he's going to buy my alliance.
It took a long time, but it's still going.
How are some of the videos like dead silence?
Is this going to be a jump scare that way?
It's very scary when you try to pop up in a boba for the first time.
You don't know if it's going to like splash all over the place.
Or that happening?
See again, what do you do in this situation?
Yeah, now two things are happening Rose cars dirty and he doesn't have Bob anymore
Very unfortunate adopted kid
You're a kid. You're she.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's some Elmer lore right there.
Elmer lore.
from a vinegar so good
that's the most average cat in Ohio
most average cat
Can you imagine the first humans to ever witness a hailstorm?
Right?
The first human to ever witness a hailstorm.
What would you think of that?
Without having a base in college.
How clouds would...
I guess this is why, man.
Why back in the day they were like, damn, there's gotta be somebody out there.
There's gotta be somebody out there doing this.
Obvious cloth, pretty charming and a wraith.
Okay, let's be honest though.
That's actually ex-QC, right?
That's in real life ex-QC.
That's ex-QC on the juice.
The face juice.
Oh hell no, that's going too far.
Even for an Avenger that's going too far.
The mother-fricker who discovered milk explaining what he was doing to the cow.
What was he doing?
What was Bro doing?
How did Bro discover the milk was in the cow?
Huh, interesting. Very interesting.
No, not good enough.
PLV, the doctor with my P-cups.
Yes, this is good enough, but not good enough for me.
Not good enough.
This is good enough.
You smell like cotton candy. You smell like popcorn.
sexy cardamon is what I smell I'm almost certain that no not good enough that
bro's on Zella almost yes this is good enough but not good enough for me there
we go not good hey guys just came back from dance class
Michael, what are you doing in my room?
Why'd you lock the door?
Hey guys, just came back from dance class.
I'm trying to get rid of this like,
Michael, what are you doing in my room?
It's so annoying, it's bothering me.
Can you see how it like switches sides?
But if I switch, if I go over there, we'll go away now?
Why'd you lock them to work?
Now I know the things.
Did anybody's souls leave their bodies when you saw this video?
This is not how you're supposed to play the game!
Well, I don't even know why I hired you. I can play this game however I want.
I don't care. I'm the coach, and the coach knows best.
Now, boss up, you're exposed. The enemies will touch you.
What?
With their bullets.
Your enemy's southwest. I'm taking.
I've got enemy down there. You will miss.
Yes, sir!
oh my god
shut up
hey, hey, hey, hey, you were getting a 1 star review and I never hired him on this call
hey, he made daffy duck mad
no, I was supposed to play the game
I don't even know why I hired you
he made daffy duck mad
Jesus
Is it just so funny how your body will actually tremble like that when you start flexing up?
Where's it just me?
I gotta be like stressed though.
I gotta be like doing my 50th crunch, obviously, but yeah, after the sun has been out drinking
all night.
What are you reading now?
Kumin?
Where you been?
Kumin?
He did that Uno reverse car on her.
Very intelligent.
Very smart play.
We literally have the same 4U page.
I think so, I think so.
It's a very acquired taste for U-Page.
When the concepts finally make sense after the exam, AFTER, AFTER the exam.
Oh shit, I dropped my wallet.
Oh bro.
I dropped my wallet.
Bro, drop his wallet.
I dropped my wallet.
Damn.
Oh shit.
Damn.
I dropped my wallet.
I took my wallet. I took my wallet.
Who else has got the wallet?
Playing out of their watch.
I took my wallet.
He's done with it.
He said, oh, hell no. These people got trains.
Let me just hop on one.
Morning, Neil.
Day 4 here with Neil.
He's back on the road, back wanting attention.
Tune in for more.
That's how you know you're in the right place then.
That's how you know.
Morning, Neil.
That's how everybody here is like, like-minded.
Day 4 here with Neil.
And you have the same 4U page on the top.
He's back on the road, back wanting attention.
It's Neil the seal, by the way.
That was Neil the seal.
How I got into debt.
You just walk away though, right?
Also a couple things, right?
Why are you backing up like that in a museum?
And then second, why is there just a random base in the middle of that museum?
Woo!
God damn!
god damn god damn broken lost in that sauce look at that she's turning it up
for always turn it up
goddamn
no no no no no why no no no what no no no no no no no no no oh no
oh no
guys like they really
That's your old mini-vibe and a song not knowing what it meant.
It has nothing to do with learning how to whistle, by the way.
Nothing.
Hey, oh
Wow
All of us been there
It is what it is, right?
Never messing with a goose again. I don't know why you would hey look at that thing running towards you
Leave me out of it. I got no problem. Mr. Goose. I got no problem
I feel like geese would make really good mob bosses picture that one in a suit, you know
Like a little cigar hanging out of its mouth. It's got one of those like Tommy Tommy machine guns
Damn you get blasted
First order of business get him blasted
Yeah, oh
Good Lord. Oh
Oh my oh my
Another one. Ayo her and her and garlic powder girl would get along real well. Those two would get along real well. Oh
Geez, I love salt too though. I'm such a oh my god, man
My god, I feel like I'm such a sub for salt
Why does it have to taste so good is it I wonder if it's like people's
Specific taste buds
Because I feel like not everyone can be the same way. I'm sure there's a lot there that like don't like too much salt, right?
My god, man, my tongue just like
Get so much
dopamine signal sent to my brain
With salt sea salt is what you know, it's better than see so I'm gonna tell you guys a little secret better than sea salt is
Pink Himalayan salt
Don't get me started if you like sea salt pink Himalayan salt is gonna tickle your pickles
Sacre be
With this little
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
You hear this?
Nathaniel, beware, are you?
Nathaniel!
So what do you do in the situation?
You got this going on while you're trying to enjoy your meal fine establishment. What do you do?
What do you do
This is exactly what they mean when they say they geek hard
It's exactly the game awards 2023 game awards.
Oh man, it's so cool.
Jesus.
Technology is getting there.
Take a look at the game
I don't know what role was he having about that way he was clearly looking for the thing
I was like okay, bro. Hey Kevin's gotta go down for sure, right?
Kevin's gotta go down
I'm okay. I'm fine.
You know for the mouse it is like the most
horrific sight they will ever experience in their lifetime.
Just this demon-like thing crawling towards me upside down and playing with them.
That little mouse is like the living bottom of the-
let me tell you something let me tell you something
let me tell you something
the bodyguard bro
the bodyguard
is so
freaking good
Kangaroos are like something else, how the heck do they even get buffed like that, what
they use their arms for? Imagine it, that's just on the arms. Bro, imagine it's legs,
kick to your jaw and you are done. You are done.
Hey, we got the Sam Smith edition.
Let's go.
How do you not know?
What about Kangaroo?
Boffman?
Oh, explain it to me then.
Since you're the expert.
Explain it to me.
I agree, that's a true, that's a true statement.
NONI!
Bro actually said NONI!
Damn bro, bro said off the next Hiyoshima!
Neil, someone leave Zee in my...
Neil the seal again!
Neil, someone leave Zee
Oh, Anomaly was asking about the OG song
Neil
Yeah, literally then, yeah, how do I know?
Neil the seal, I'm so glad I was able to discover Neil the seal
I
Got a go how much 94 hours
Are you kidding me or what for that?
I got a cool
Jesus how much $94 something about it something about the OG Italians man
OG Italians man game one making a sea level rise until dead markets no more
You know Denmark did something to bro
Denmark did something to bro
We trying to take out Denmark one stone at a time
Don't get there
Apologies if you're in Denmark
Fortunately, it'll be your last days on it
Bevo gulps on McMuffin
They said they said bit too much can't talk but overall
Why doesn't bro chew why doesn't bro of course he's a beaver
Why does the name match the the person a name has never matched a person so accurately before
They said they said they thought
What do you mean?
What do you mean? That's it. Where's the rest of my?
Where's my videos at?
Let's get the plug in here
I'm
dope
Gabagoo!
Hold on.
Let's do that thing again.
Who else works out like this?
How else are you supposed to use the machine, by the way?
That's the right way to use it, right?
Not one, man. Who is she?
That's the in real life fruit gush right there
You gotta take the vine, there's no way.
Tunnels only for Teslas take you underneath Las Vegas to avoid traffic.
Only castles allow.
Is it only one car at a time?
That's a lot?
So, check over just the transportation service for the convention center.
Eventually, we will be a transportation service for the city to an extent.
Because after Iseema last year, we did get approved for 30 more miles of tunnels to be
put in.
Resort World was our first expansion onto that.
I do believe Encore is going to be our next, but eventually, when it's all said and done,
we'll be going up and down the strip, down the Fremont Street.
This tunnel?
Well not this one, but like more expansion. A few other off-cure locations, a legion stadium, and even up to the airport.
Wow, that's dope.
Whoa.
Mine's made of universal speakers.
I wonder why.
Are they gonna turn it into a train?
That's pretty cool though.
That's cool.
No, not that I know of. I do believe there will always be test-boots down here. The one you made before.
I'm at the west one.
Look at that. It's your average public school.
Thanks to the government.
It's crazy how the filters are getting so realistic.
All because of one fry. That one fry, did you catch it?
That one fry that fell, set the tone.
for what's happening post this video. It's what set the tone. It's Joker's
origin story basically. Get your egg noodles in. Uh-oh. And then... No, no, don't put your egg noodles.
Wrong noodle first of all. And don't put your noodle in the broth. You should cook
separately. The broth need time to extract flavor out of ingredients. You put
Noodle in broth for that long. It's gonna be soggy and dead in the end. Hi-ya!
Got an every step wrong so far. What's happening? What's happening?
The gas, okay? That's right. Turn off the heat.
Good lord. Now, give that a good mix.
Taste that broth.
Why taste the broth?
Shit, water for two minutes.
Hi-ya!
You just tasting soy sauce in water.
Two minutes not long enough
So he stops him walking
Uncle Roger no
That delicious touchable salt
Okay, for me
And then
I look at the salt
And look
The seaweed
Seaweed now?
I just cut it off
No no no no
What he doing?
Oh my god
Seaweed into boiling water
What you doing Gordon?
Seaweed in broth
I don't know anything about cooking right?
but i love watching uncle roger critique
court ramsa so good
i believe him too
yeah uncle roger knows i trust him
and they just taste again
good, that's nearly there
nearly where, hell, that where
tofu
it's literally
tofu okay, because vegetarian
beautiful, strands
not my first choice but okay
we'll just place that
wait tofu is going into
what in vegetarian ramen
tofu replaced the pork belly
so you need to marinate the tofu first
tofu first don't just serve raw tofu it just tastes like beans
marinate hey he knows what's up
he ain't wrong this smallest board of delicious ingredients that look just like
miso soup where could ramen don't look like ramen at all if your ramen look
like miso soup you fucked up delicious ingredients that's where you got to take
no right there if your rum look like me so soon and he keep lying you're already
gone you're too far gone sesame oil hi i think that's gonna be the only aroma oil he used
sure the gas is off the only aroma oil that you like just a touch let it simmer the gas
it's just he just this ramen this not just you don't just improvise
Get your red noodles in, uh oh, and then...
Oh no, don't...
What I would give to try, an Uncle Roger.
I'm gonna have some oranges just.
An Uncle Roger authentic ramen bowl.
Oh you guys, you want some oranges?
No, okay, see you.
Hey, that is such a behavior right there.
Bye bye.
Hey, these three kids were up to no good, that's for sure.
No, they were shy.
Okay.
I don't know. I mean no offense when I say this. I really don't. I would never trust
I would say in most countries, this country, any country around the world, I wouldn't trust
any street vendors with their food. It's just not sanitary. They do not get graded, right?
There could be rats living inside of their little ice cooler, swimming around in all
their ingredients.
I just wouldn't trust any of them.
Bro, definitely gulp in Salmonella in that one cup, for sure.
So good.
For sure.
Fresh oranges.
Brilliant.
And it's nice that this guy has the camera now.
Isn't it weird to have like the entire population of that street just stare at you too?
Look at everybody in the back
Look at that dude in the mask all the way in the back
Look at these guys man
Dude, this would be like some mid-summer type situation that I'd be...
Look, they're all like following him too
Ew, bro
What were they doing there if they didn't want any orange juice, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
The ultimate, ultimate seasoned chip.
Science can't explain it, but not every chip can get this season.
It's only like one to five chips in every bag that you'll get a chip this season.
Why?
God, I feel bad.
It's like, what are you doing?
God damn.
Kids today, man.
How could they think?
How could they think it's cool?
And then they just skedaddle, skadoodle.
They get out of there.
God.
get out of there
golly
oh my god dude
Why was it so accurate to you, bro?
Yeah, I love the comment on this video, too.
Somebody check this computer.
Somebody check that guy's computer.
Gotta be something on it that's not right.
I love it, though.
I love a video like this.
Bro, it's so subtle, too.
He did such a subtle like, like such a, so good.
you
I
Said that 10 potatoes
Look at that bang
To chew gulp that's the rule 10 potatoes it bro choose longer than to choose. It's to chewy the food is just too chewy for him
The skin on the eggs is the best part of an egg by the way.
As you will see, as you will see it is displayed by another of them, Jeremy Fragrance himself.
make me two eggs like this and three eggs like this so it has a very specific
reason why I'm eating eggs possibly I tell you in the future
ooh that was a lot of salt
they made it like I told them two
I'm at the fragrance show in july and I'm eating some eggs guys.
I'm honoring jesus with that.
Finally I can eat guys.
Did he just say he's honoring jesus with that?
Yeah.
I'm at a big event right here and I'm not eating this yeah damn
Go to power last please please please
Row is begging
Bro was begging for that.
Look who's back on the Fypey.
How do you even do that?
Oh, this is like the other video.
Bro, to choose, man.
He literally makes it look like it hurts to eat.
It's so awkward. It's so awkward and it's like fascinating at the same time for me.
I have over 2,000 hours watched here. Damn Richie. Damn, Richie fighting for his life
for that top spot.
I feel like Therion might have you beat, though.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Both of y'all would be close.
Both of y'all would be close, for sure.
Pov, POV, if the sun exploded.
I love simulations like this.
Or is this a live video?
That'd be crazy, right?
God damn.
The next Google search is going to be how to survive the sun exploding.
Answer you can't.
It's just the laws of physics.
Gotta do what you gotta do.
I looked at the recap.
That's crazy.
How many hours?
Oh, how fun.
2,000.
Why is the camera on the outlet?
It's part of my schizo stream.
Whenever I need to...
Whenever I'm going to put in a plug.
Whenever I'm plugging somebody,
something, whatever it may be.
Ice cream machine at the library.
Okay.
We know what's going on.
Come on.
Geniuses.
Have the noisiest machine to ever exist.
Okay.
Just be planted inside of a library.
Can you imagine you're just trying to study
and somebody just keeps ordering ice cream over and over and over?
We know.
I'd be so mad.
I can't fix that.
Now that's Christmas!
Now that is Christmas!
Why is Mario there by the way?
He also did Mario just casually there.
God damn.
I think, uh, what's her face?
Comment it on the video.
What's her name again?
Uh, Jenna Ortega. I remember seeing a random comment from her.
When I saw this.
Yes, the shape before the time runs out, you know what it is, you know what it is,
Hey
Yes, the shade so obvious time runs out so obvious
Kissing leaf yes, the shit
Bro, there's something about angry French is so fun.
It's so fun.
I'm going to start being angry in French now.
You guys are gonna start hearing me be angry and French instead.
She's in her room.
She's letting everybody know where the baby is.
Yeah, she's in her own room right now.
Like a little teenager.
I love the comments in this video.
And what's up back at Fred's?
We're all got that bug bunny look when you're at the Indian Christmas function and they start doing
That smooth transition
ring-a-linga-ring-a-tinga dinga-linga-too
ringa-dinga-dinga-dinga-ding
eh oh!
Snooowww-pssh transition
has my name off disappointed
he is sleeping in that room
oh look at that lovely
that's yuki by the way
well i sleep that's what you do
That's all you can do.
Well, I sleep.
Epic prank. Pull your friends exposed nerve. Oh my god, it's so funny when you do that.
It's so funny every time you pull your friends exposed nerve.
Definitely an e-slapper. I've found one of these
in our backyard and I was just just as shocked although this one looks a little
bit more crazy than the one I saw but potato bugs are so weird looking they
are so weird so I'm not surprised that this one went viral this one looked
like it ate another potato bug look at its face man look at it it's like a
ashamed of what it's did. And the next thing you know it's just like, I can't take it
anymore. Take me out Johnny! Man, potato bugs. They're so weird.
What is in the water? Is there something in the water? Is that the water? Just like
There's got to be holes in the water and it's just bouncing off. It's just
vibrating up the walls, right? Would you drink that water for let's say 20,000?
20,000. Drink that water.
This is how you really do it. Perfection.
How do you not throw up after that, by the way?
How do you not throw up?
How do ice skaters do it?
How do you not just like...
How do you even like...
How do you even, like, coordinate after that?
Move it along.
Me watching the squirrel outside my remote link with my full legal name and Morse code?
literally, literally. Unbelievable, bro. Squirrels are the government's tool to spy on us. They've got every squirrel trained in America, Canada, North America, to just spy and give valuable intel on the public.
I don't know about that, that don't seem too mild.
Oh my god, Yuki!
I just realized.
Oh my god, I totally missed my allergy shots today.
No!
I'm gonna have to go like Monday then.
God damn it, how did I forget?
I never said a reminder.
Ugh, I thought for sure I was gonna remember.
God damn it.
And there's no- it's already over.
It's already over.
Bruh.
Nah, I guess I'll just miss one week.
I'd rather keep it Friday.
Blue is my genius message.
What was it?
You can play Blue when he plays games for too long.
Oh, what, on the pickle smasher?
You can play in the pickle smasher Q.0?
Give him a name, y'all.
What do y'all name this thing?
I'll name it the, uh...
I don't know, that kind of looks like Wario.
Wario if he was in uh, he was Amish
Damn look at the look at the sneaks on these people look at these sneaks
I gotta get me pair of those hey with they got the M log on the back too and everything
God, yeah, that's like
That's like limited edition everything that they're wearing right now
They got that Mickey D's limited edition.
Monkey!
Don't you hate it when your cat just brings a toy monkey?
I wouldn't mind if Luna did it.
For me it's honest.
This...
This soundbite is so good for these videos.
I love it so much.
The spider is back, what do I do?
This is Yuki's reaction by the way.
Yuki sees one spider in the bathroom, this is what's happening.
Getting the shallow hose and everything.
What's the thing you know, I'm coming on the flood.
Did she do the same with that?
That's true.
She did.
She's stretching under water, bro.
Apparently it's an aquatic hamster.
Which, if anything just raises a lot more questions,
Look at us matchy
Very crazy
Collid gotta be on
something I
Don't think he's on the spectrum. I just think he's on some zahra like 24-7 throws under some zahra in flu
ints
Have you ever played rugby roses already?
Okay, Caled.
What is going on with Caled, bro?
This song, this song is going on with Calibra.
This song gotta get it like a wealthy chicken suit.
The top comment in this video, by the way, is he had a lobotomy.
Why I'm not scared to walk alone at night?
It's because I'm broke.
Aw hell yeah.
I mean legit right?
You see somebody like, you can eat like this and they'll walk in.
You're walking the path, my little pony.
Across the street.
You're straight across the street, you don't do it.
Don't mess with that.
You don't know what bro's about.
You knew that dead ends there?
I decided to go to public school in the Bronx.
In the Bronx?
Say hi everybody.
It's like so much fun.
in the Bronx.
First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You don't say that.
Say hi, everybody.
I'll tell you right now.
Just keep going.
I'll fucking look.
I don't know the fuck.
You just say hi.
This ain't the Bronx.
That's out of trance.
I decided to go to public school.
The top comment is here.
First of all, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You know what's funny?
I wouldn't be able to tell if this is actually real enough,
because I totally would believe it.
I don't know the fuck.
You just say hi.
I feel like this is literally what it would be like.
I didn't see
We'll have your front row at my set
Nervous on the beat
Oh
Yeah, cool son
Yeah
You just know your investments would be safe at this stage.
Thousand percent.
You can invest your life savings and entrust it with this man.
He won't let you down.
He'd rather open up his stomach before he lets you lose a single penny of your investment
with this guy.
I love that the video is so long, brother.
It's 59 seconds, bro.
I'm just happy doing this.
It's wild.
This is in Canada by the way.
people didn't believe how cold it gets in Canada this is in Canada this is in
Alberta it's crazy it's funny the North Face company commented only in Canada
yeah literally gets cold up there dude
So we're going to go inside of a reflection right now.
There you go, once again.
got to enter the fifth dimension before we got GTA 6.
So you see this one.
Goddamn!
The mirror thing doesn't just work.
Isn't that crazy?
Your glass.
It's very cool.
Pufferfish.
God, why do they look so silly, bro?
Why do they look so silly, bro?
Freakin' pufferfish, man.
apparently they like to be squeezed or something like that somebody said in the
comment here fun facts squeezing a puff of fish makes them happy it's a way of
I'm just gonna tap that.
Snap that, see?
AHH!
He keeps pulling it up, I'm done.
I mean, you would have to have seen those like somebody next to you doing that, right?
How do you not feel that too?
I'm not the smartest man in the bunch, but I do have enough common sense to realize that.
This ain't the wind machine with the arm go up.
It's just drop.
It's quite a hill.
It's the only glass thing in here at the top.
I just sort of assume, and hit the bottom, it would definitely crack.
Like all these cans, if anything needs to go up, then that could be right there.
I'm not the smartest man in the bunch, but I do.
This is the wrong getting machines for drinks in general.
Is it even pulled?
This is the machine with the arm go up.
You just drop.
Yeah, I don't think so.
That's like, that's a warm drink right there.
Every single one of those drinks are warm.
They hit the bottom.
We definitely cry.
Andre 3000 everybody.
Andre 3000.
In Japan.
On a Tuesday, it's an average day for Android 3000.
Can they call these things again?
The uh, Yuki knows.
I forgot what he'd call it.
It's not the flute.
Something else.
The recorder! There you go.
You know bro was like top of his class when they whipped out the recorders.
He was like, oh I got this.
That was his favorite time of the day.
Doesn't matter what was going on during his day.
His grandmother could be dead.
On his way to the funeral, and this is what he does at the funeral. He was looking forward to it.
The kazoo? Yeah, I don't think it's a kazoo.
Okay, I do hear but god damn. I don't think it's gonna have enough battery.
All right, we'll see. I'll do as much air fuck. You know what? I should charge it in the meantime though, right? Damn.
Hey, what's up, August? How you doing, Lumbee?
So, at least whenever it does die, I'll have like a little bit of that.
And no worries.
No worries, August.
I'm doing good, dude.
How are you, man?
All right, yeah, let's take a look at today's news, shall we?
Today, we're talking about people with millions out of school shooter on 6th grade and 250
of them.
I don't know what's going on with the new hairline though.
The viral entertains now being accused of silencing, threatening, and intimidating victims.
Breakdown the scary and startling tactics police are now using to collect DNA evidence.
Ohio's education system is in complete chaos because of a power grab.
New research exposes what happens when you're dying.
We're talking about all that and so much more than it is extra large Philip Franko show
you daily dive into the news.
Now, to just make sure you're subscribed, let's jump into it.
Starting with...
This is a nasty, messy story that has a lot of people in fury.
And at the center of it, you have the question of how does, or can, a person who did one of the worst things imaginable redeem themselves?
And in this case, that person reportedly is an emotionally disturbed, 16-year-old boy who we're going to call Jay.
And we'll not be showing his face or name because we have certain rules about certain types of people.
So he was treated for depression and anxiety, according to his fellow students at a high school in upstate New York.
With his behavior then worsening over the years until one spring, he was barred from attending classes in person and given homeschooling instead.
With the men returning to school and the fallen classmates
have been doing well a few years earlier,
sending with a dramatically different person.
One girl saying he just became more of a friend.
We were trying to get him a lap.
And he just didn't care because he lost all his friends.
With that, I'm bringing us to February of 2004,
when Jay stepped inside of his high school
carrying a pump-action shotgun.
With him later, claiming that his action wasn't to kill,
but to be killed and that he only fired into the ceiling
twice and waited for the cops to arrive.
But we'll never really know for sure
what he was actually planning to do,
because an assistant principal tackled him from behind,
and as they were wrestling, the gun went off a third time,
Oh, shit.
Good.
But actually that is where the controversy be go because he then hopped on tiktok. Oh, so this is like 17 years ago
huh I'm advocating for better mental health care and strict of gun control arguing that there needs to be more focus on the emotional mindset
People are in when you do bad things and essentially positioning himself as this so-called like reformed school shooter
Who's dedicating his life to fix any issues that drove him to do what he did and by doing that
He's actually racked up over
250,000 followers on tiktok, but now as he's gained more and more attention a lot of people strongly believe he does not deserve to have this
platform saying he's exploiting his disgusting past for cloud and building a huge following off of the
same. Don't make it a.
That argument that if he really cared about preventing the violence he would work quietly behind the
scenes and not do it through social media pain. There is a there is need for reconciliation.
Social media pain. It's weird when we don't have contracts though right.
There is no reconciliation for it. It was a violent kid.
For somebody to actually admit that they did something wrong and then to unpack that and
that is not what this guy is doing because I just don't think that you can unpack walking into a
school with the intent to shoot children. Some have also accused Jay of only caring about the
mental health of young white men because they say he doesn't talk about the ties between white
privilege and supremacy in school shootings. They're pointing to a video which tells a story
from last year about how a black man attacked him with swords and homeless shelter that he worked
at. According to Jay, the man who left him badly injured called him the white devil and Jay used
this to show that you can be racist toward white people. So now Jay is disabled to comment on his
TikToks but he's still not satisfied with the videos and statements to the media. For example,
Telling insider I can never undo what I have done the pain that I have called
But I am working toward preventing others from experiencing the same pain and suffering and adding my goal is not redemption for the school
She's being a little rascal right now prevention of other school shooting, but again your people saying this is all a smoke screen
It's a ruse arguing that he's showing radicalized a ruse. You can be a school shooter and there's also the level God
Please don't be a ruse
These threats will not work. They will not prevent people from coming forward
We encourage people to play their part in stopping the spread of disinformation online and to think carefully about how their words in these spaces
Can affect people already suffering immensely and as for how this alleged harassment is playing out you advise
Oh my god, this guy man
This guy
Andrew Sir Andrew Tatum
jury the lawyer representing the UK women saying this is a blatant attempt to threaten and intimidate
our clients as it is self-evident from mr. Cate's behavior that anyone who speaks out of
k-port will be subjected to extraordinary abuse online and most concerningly in person but the
lawyers and further claiming that Cate uses this massive group of online followers many of whom
they claim are recruited through a so-called educational platform the real world to organize
these attacks against the alleged victims going so far as to accuse Cate of using quote children
and vulnerable men to spread messages on his behalf for his part Cate has sued a Florida-based
a woman who made allegations related to the Romania case.
And the lawyer says that those being sued are terrified
because people have gone to their places of work
that threaten them.
According to the AP, regarding all this,
and your case, the lawyer denied these claims.
Vice reporting the case representatives even showed up
to the press conference to disrupt proceeding,
which the lawyer said was ironic and adding,
this was a press conference about the harassment
and intimidation of witnesses and survivors.
They showed that their only response is to harass.
But seemingly as always with these updates,
there's a back and forth with tape,
more claims were allegations,
then more denial on his end.
and so like has been the case since they were first arrested
and everything has happened.
I can't believe Luna for letting me sit on your lap.
And then your heart stops, your brain,
I don't blame her.
By any definition of the word,
you know what I gotta say,
this ain't nothing but what's either of us.
The team of scientists observed patients
in 25 hospitals around the world,
which is to say she's not a cat.
and the underwent CPR.
And while the doctors and nurses worried
about saving the patient's lives,
researchers stuck electrodes to their heads
and what they found was shocking.
Even though to the doctors,
the patients appeared to be totally comatose.
On the inside, 40% of them experienced
a heightened level of consciousness
that's inaccessible to the living,
which casts doubt on the long held belief that after 5 or 10 minutes of oxygen deprivation,
the brain begins to die.
Instead, this study suggests that the brain goes into kind of a hibernation.
The researchers observe surges of brain activity up to an hour after cardiac arrest.
Now, apparently, these are-
Wait, so what about that dude?
What's his name?
David Blaine?
Dude, that holds his breath for like 30 minutes or an hour underwater.
So what does that mean?
Dude's unconscious then?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, we're getting a little education today.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that you could,
your brain goes into like this hibernation mode
after five, 10 minutes.
These aren't dreams or delusions
or hallucinations that we're talking about
and technically speaking,
they're not even near-death experiences.
Rather, these patients had with elite researcher terms
as recalled experiences of death,
Do the brain showing signs of higher mental function as if they were fully conscious during
chest compressions?
And as far as why this happens, the study's author has guessed that when the electrical
activity in the brain flatlines, the so-called breaking systems that filter out certain parts
of it from your consciousness stop working.
So essentially you unlock your entire brain all at once, triggering a state of disinformation.
Man, I'm so distracted by that bunny in the background.
Here's the basic understanding of new dimensions of reality.
Dude, it's like...
Is that bunny?
Hold on.
I know we're talking about the brain, stuff like that, but one second.
Why does that buddy look like it's making like an old face like, damn, that's kind of the
face that looks like making man.
When you die, you begin a process of being reincarnated as people you were nice and horrible
to because if that were to happen, the idea that what goes around comes around, that could
actually be true for the first time ever because as I've lived my life, there's a lot of people
who have done so much good that really never get it back.
And there have also been just such horrible people that have never been held accountable.
Anyway, I forgot this was a new show.
Let's keep going.
is finally coming back, or at least trying to bring back the bunnies, bring back the
bunnies.
There's much crap as people talk on the internet, based off the ratings, it was actually
missed.
Jimmy Kimmel, for example, scoring his highest rated season opener in six years.
Jimmy Fallon, also saying a 19% fewer bump compared to the same time last year.
But also, to be fair, it is too early to see if he's done the rating bumps or gonna stick.
I'm not gonna just get to see what they're gonna say.
What is your goal, Lou?
What is your goal?
Make the heart
Get the whole body of
More shows coming back soon. You got Saturday night live set for October 14
Now in seconds return with Pete Davidson and ice-bice followed by the next week with bad bunny
Which I will say a lot of people were actually confused there because unlike late night shows
We're just conversational talk shows SNL involved skits and characters among active people saying isn't this a violation of the after strike
But no, actually Pete, I spy, spad, bunny, ever went vault, not scabbit.
The SNL actually allowed to return during the strike,
and even the screen actors will release a statement saying they support the show's return in clarifying.
They are not in violation of SAG-AFTRA strike rules, and we support them in fulfilling their contractual obligation.
The program is a SAG-AFTRA non-dramatic production under a separate agreement that is not subject to the union strike order.
It's a different contract than the one that's on strike, and actually if they did return, they'd be in legal trouble.
With them explaining by not showing up to work, our performers can be held in breach of contract, and the union is prohibited from advising them not.
I'm not interested in that story though, so I'm being perfectly honest.
Oh, Sagina after a barely functioning day. You got another one. It's a bear this time.
Well, thanks to the fantastic partner and sponsor today's show, Zaka.
Hey, what the freak? I didn't skip to get into a segment there, buddy. Come on now.
Elon Musk. He just he's ruining things in ways I never would have guessed. Like,
when we use any of our social media platforms, there's so much on there.
Elon Moose!
That is basic functionality things that allow us to enjoy something or utilize something.
Who knows how to get Elon Moose trouble?
You should really not tell those things go away or you go, oh my god, we had it so good.
And I say that because in the olden times, right before yesterday,
Hell yeah.
It would show you a photo.
Dude, this guy literally destroyed Twitter like single-handedly.
I don't know what it is, but like, I think you try to make X super cool and everything and
my god, man, it's so not cool.
Jesus Christ.
x.com like bro, it's so not cool, man
It just sounds like some adult site that you're visiting every single time
and
Nobody's saying a I saw this trending on x like nobody's saying that everybody's still saying Twitter
Photo from the side along with the site's website and a headlock right all things let you know
Hey, what is this actually about now when you do the play the other four on the scene?
All you have is a photo with the outlets website in the corner just to indicate that it's not just a photo
It is a link but nowhere is the actual headline as far as why they've made this confusing change
Well, it's actually because Elon Musk says he's been planning for a while and saying that it will greatly improve the aesthetics
So I think it's also incredibly important to point out
Wait what?
Things let you know
I totally missed that
It's usually not until those things go away where you go
Oh my god, we had it so good
And I say that because in the olden times right before yesterday when someone tweeted out a link
It would show you a photo from the site along with the site's website and a headline
All things let you know
Hey, what is this actually about but now when you link something out in that tweet
All you have is a photo with the outlets website in the corner just to indicate that it's not just a photo
It is a link but nowhere is the actual headline as far as why they have made this confusing change
Well, it's actually because Elon Musk says he's been planning for a while. What is this actually?
That versus uh
Headline right all things let you know. Hey, what is this actually about now when you link something?
listen I might be inclined to agree I might be inclined to agree that this
actually doesn't look better though but is it because oh is the misleading I see
I see it's because yeah before you were able to tell if it was a link or not now
we don't get that right okay yeah yeah that'd be a little weird I would I would
just assume that the photo is taken by like the verge.com based on like that
aesthetic. I see what Muskie Boy is trying to do over here to make it look cleaner. Dude,
he's been doing that with the ads as well, man. Sometimes you're looking at a post and
you're like, oh, that's an ad? Because you're wondering, why the heck am I looking at this?
Where did this come from? Who am I following where this is going to be popping up on my
timeline right now, right? And because in a small crevice of the little corner, you'll
see that it says add there like they're they're changing it up every now and then
it's crazy I agree though I said it looks way better but it's true you can't
tell like if I'm clicking into this like zoom in on the photo or something and
I'd be so annoyed if I'm clicking into links and it's like oh god damn next week
all you have is a photo with the outlets website in the corner just to
indicate that it's not just a photo it is a link but nowhere is the action as far
as why I made this confusing change well it's actually because Elon Musk says he's
been planning for a while and saying that it will break things, it's just confused people
by showing just the graphic alone. If you just scroll it, it looks like a picture or nothing
more. The people sharing posts and noting, a normal person, someone not following every
x slash twitter development would not even know an article was shared here. Wild. And
so also with this, we've seen people unsurprisingly using this new chain, she trolled Elon himself.
Right, because now that the context of the headline is done, you can share links to various
articles about him, but then you have people tweeting that he died in embarrassing ways.
He got his penis cut off or he didn't work with Joe Biden. But then you also have others
would just seriously annoy it. And that's right. The last year of Twitter is essentially just
an experiment in taking a website or a bombs around news slash information and making it as
hostile as possible to the people and organizations that do news gathering and people saying it makes
the site less usable, less appealing, less accurate and some joking. Go ahead, click on that photo,
maybe it's a length, maybe it's not, you feel lucky punk. You know, really every time we see a
change that is this dumb. In my head, the thought that Elon Musk purchased this platform to actually
Ohio's educated Elon Musk could have given a billion dollars to 44 billion people
The mission department has long been run by the state board of education which exercises authority over many of the most important powers things like setting the curriculum choosing textbooks facilitating funding and selecting the superintended among other things
Over the last 70 years, Ohio voters have been in charge of electing 11 of the 19
What's the story?
And that after the voters themselves approved a referendum to change the state constitution.
Oh my god, Ohio
I didn't mean to come out like saying it like that, but it's Ohio.
That's a smooth, it really marks a massive shift for Biden who quickly signed an executive
order halting construction on the border wall when he assumed office in 2021.
With that order reading, it shall be the policy of my administration that no more American
taxpayer dollars be diverted to construct a border wall.
And at the time adding, building a massive wall that stands in the entire southern border
is not a serious policy solution.
It is a waste of money that diverts attention from genuine threats to our homeland security.
And then a notice outlining this new move, the Homeland Security Secretary wrote,
There is presently an acute and immediate need to construct physical barriers and roads
in the vicinity of the border of the United States in order to prevent unlawful entries into the United States.
And that, I have determined, that it is necessary that I exercise the authority that is vested in me.
But also, very significantly here, he noted that the funding for the wall comes from money
that had been appropriated by Congress in 2019, before Biden took office.
And then a notice also stating that this move still complies with Biden's objective order,
which just pertained to new funds, but still allowed for already allocated money to be spent as required.
And actually, to that point, despite the fact that the current DHS Secretary seemed to be arguing in favor of the wall,
it seems like Biden himself opposes this move full heartedly.
But I'm telling reporters today that he didn't want to fund the wall, but his hands were tied by Congress,
saying the money was appropriated for the border wall.
I tried to get them to reappropriate, to redirect that money. They didn't. They wouldn't.
Also, this has helped nearly one million men keep their hair and head over to the fund by the Intercept.
The agency is a mass 21.7 million DNA profile nearly 7% of the US population.
In fact, you're a weird design with the roses.
I remind me of like those like 70s graphics.
Plus actually surpassed China's DNA accumulation until 20.
Well, we need a fit check collection program.
Actually, the year that was announced, actually, you know what?
China had collected about 2.9% of its pocket.
Oh, dude, I got like Luna's car all over me.
That day, four percent.
And well, it's impossible to.
This is the show we rock in the day.
since then a 2020 study estimated it's literally Luna.
Oh no, she's taking advantage.
She's jumping on top of me.
And with this, of course, one of the key things
is the reasons for collecting data
and how that data is used.
You hear that hollow belly?
But the fact that we can even compare the scale of these things
is a major red flag for all Americans,
especially because DNA collection efforts
have massively ramped up in recent years in America.
They're only expected to keep growing and growing.
I mean, the FBI first started creating a DNA database
in the 90s, and by 1998, it helped build a national database
the combined DNA here is that it's totally unclear how common this even is.
The outlet actually explaining that this is in part because police and
prostitutes have far worse this able explaining the FBI's annual budget
request the agency's director for a specifically side of this policy as a
reason for the huge spike in the FBI's genetic material collection.
During the past 12 months, the FBI has been developing 2000 DNA samples per month over
three months.
Get out of there.
No, get out.
Get out of there.
Get out.
She's gonna unplug. She's gonna electrocute herself down here, man.
Get out!
God damn.
Yeah, she's in a goofy mood today, man.
I'm not going to lie, I have no idea at any point on what this dude is yapping about.
I have lost track, I'm sorry, the Francois have lost track.
Let's move on to something else.
The scariest planets we've ever found.
I kind of just was curious man.
I was just kind of curious when I saw the title of this thing, I was like, dude, I want to see what the planets, how are they scary, they've always been intrigued by that.
Let's see what it does.
Let's do this together, okay? Let's do this together.
Let's be scared together, yeah? It's Halloween, not yet, but like, you know, we're in October right now, so let's do it.
Which is as hot as fresh lava. What's this do you happen about in the star system of 55 cankering?
There are five five
Giants similar to Jupiter and Saturn
Because it's closest to the star is different in a most horrible way
55 cankery E is so close to its son that half the planet surface is a literal ocean of molten lava
Oh, yeah
Because it never seen another video about that dude the planet is always turned to its so cankery over here
And because it doesn't rotate it just kind of like floats around the same side zone a thin strip of gloomy nothingness
See HD one eight nine three seven seven. Oh damn. Tell me about HD one eight nine seven three three B
dash to
be
asterisk
Don't me about it
Hard silicate
God
It's warm
Well, I'll be right back.
That's warm, dude!
Hell no!
Oh my god, man
That was just like I was too unnerving
There was no way
There's no way I was gonna be able to drink that. All right back at it. What's going on with the
87625 astros the fastest winstack dash 29 hitting the green
254 miles per hour over 20 times less
Hey, what's going on? I was gone from the sky travels
Secrets were told hypersonic speeds shredding everything in its path
Yeah.
Hypersonic speeds.
Man, so itchy.
Dude, we have such a big mosquito problem going on in town.
So annoying
Too smart for you don't stand is a hot blue dwarf star that exploded red giant some 18 million years ago
At the time it was orbited by at least two planets
Gas giant its name was Kepler seven Jesus Christ and it still exists
Kepler
Why that ain't something there?
Blazing hot rocky world
Right now, it's one of the hottest planets ever discovered its temperature is higher than the surface of our Sun
It was lucky to survive spending time inside the star, but it's evaporating now and will probably be no more in the near future
Wasp 12b is one of the weirdest and so this planets out there
Well, I miss what happened last planet of its star combined with the planets consisting most skaters are the worst
We're so annoying
Slowly did I got it? You know what? I've never
It's always been on my mind, but I've never actually like taken the time to uh
So like Google it or figure it out. Let's let's let's take a look at like what exactly?
Well, let me show you Luna's Luna's drip for the day
Geez what exactly are mosquitoes good for?
do do mosquitoes benefit the planet I'll hold up I'm blocking the results hold up
what while they can seem pointless and purely irritating the humans mosquitoes
do play a substantial role in the ecosystem you're kidding me really really
These bloods sucking little mosquitoes are a form and important source of biomass in
the food chain, serving as food for fish and as larvae for the birds, bats and frogs as
adult flies.
And oh my god bro, that's what I need then, I need like a, I need like an army of frogs
or something dude.
Just to take care of these things man.
And then I feel good about it too because then I'll know I'm like contributing to the
the ecosystem. That's crazy. I didn't know that. I didn't know that they were just
part of like this food chain that was so important. Man. I'm still killing them. I
don't care. I don't think I'm eliminating anybody's food source by smacking one to
oblivion. Man, they're just so annoying. So annoying. And they're in like the
the cotrillions or something like that, right? So yeah. It is what it is. I wouldn't
getting some frogs take care of business let's go back to the other whoo I don't
know which side you guys like better you like this side better or would you
prefer me on this side what side do you like better
I'm gonna go on the other side when I start watching some pick-up your left
or my left or the screens left you're talking about this side right
The planet will inevitably succumb to the voracious stars appetite
Same thing at the end of the day
Gleasy 436 B is a
Gleasy
That's kind of a cool name
Extremely close to its sun right?
That's a cool name
The mountain-sized exoplanet boasts temperatures hotter than a blaze on the moon
And yet it's covered in ice which burns in seson with this ice is much denser due to the enormous
gravity of the planet, staying solid even under extreme conditions and not melting away.
No list of frightening worlds could do without mentioning Venus.
All right, I'm Ayo, bro. Let's not talk about Venus, please. I'm still sensitive.
All right, this is what I really wanted to watch today, so.
I don't know what it is, but I get so fascinated. I get so fascinated with like the scams that take
place in other parts of the world. Most of the time, it's like Europe, India, some Asian
countries and stuff like that. But the point is, is that I just love the, oh, Egypt, especially.
Dude, I've learned so many weird intricate scams that they do over there when they try
to, like, when they try to just, like, I don't know, pick you for what you're worth, basically.
It's not, we're not talking, we're not talking like the Nigerian king that's contacting you
via text message saying that they left you a trillion dollars in your bank
account and all they need in order to put the transfer through is that $100
Western Union fee that they want you to cover. We're not talking about that. We're
talking about on the streets here. We're talking street smarts not internet
Savay. Let's take a look. Take a look. I found this guy, man, who's basically like, I don't know what it is, but he could literally be PewDiePie's brother.
When you see who this guy is, keep in mind that I said this. When you see this guy's face, you will be like, oh my god, how is that not PewDiePie?
But yeah, that's basically it.
Looks like Candy Hill's done your bloodbite.
That feels good.
Oh, I was going to say, I got so distracted with the PewDiePie thing.
I was going to say that he's so bold, though.
I love that he just loves to dive in.
Because you know some channels will just basically show you the scams,
but they're like, no, no, no.
And they're like, this is what you don't do, right?
I love when they do it so that we could see exactly how they try to scan them
with the money by, like, I want to see the aggression, basically.
And this guy, this guy is so bold and I love it.
I love that he just put some, like, you know how they give you like a free bracelet and
they're like, oh no, it's free.
Keep it.
Give me money, give me money and they start following you around and stuff like that.
Those are like the scams that I've seen.
Dude, I love that this guy will be like, hey, you want to give it to me for free?
I'll take it.
No, don't bother me.
There's no limit in the long haul stuff.
And we'll learn.
I've never seen this one.
Drink scam?
I've never seen it.
Okay, let's do it shame that I can't like
line right there is it's supposed to be 20 but he's he's letting him know 100
right
he tried to get him from the hundred rupee man but this isn't the guy I'm
talking about this guy I think this is the guy right here
$5,000 Jesus Christ for for what horse ride
So that we're all on the same page right let's do a little math here
USD to rupee what so we know you know what I mean this is what it is oh hey
you this is what it is so one dollar is basically is basically 83 rupee so we
could we could estimate right like that 200 rupees is it's like two two dollars
$0.550 type of thing so my man's asked for
$5,000 which would be about
Holy Jesus
$60 for to ride on the horse like for a little bit on the beach
That's like some
Bro, that's like the stuff that they were charging the US. I wouldn't expect that in another country
Who's copying the US man, please don't
They already uh, they already get enough capitalism over here man. That's the whole reason we travel outside
of the US is so that we don't have to pay US pricing
500 rupee would have been like what $5 $6 that's reasonable especially like to just ride the horse for a little bit man
Which is still even like
somewhat pricey, but
Yeah, I don't know. That's a little much dude. That's a little much. I'm gonna keep that open so we know like some of the prices here
That's crazy
Thank you so much! Have a nice day!
One thousand? Really?
Okay, see you guys!
Two horse now!
Okay, cool, so this guy got into it.
Okay, I love that they do these scams also.
So you know how a lot of the times they'll just be like,
they'll do the thing, this is another thing that they do a lot in Egypt and
Egypt and Pakistan India and all that stuff they'll do the service on an
agreed price even if it's like a taxi like usually the fake taxis to be like
hey we'll drive you usually it's not even a driver to do like running on his
feet like while you're in the back of a carriage or something right and it's like
hey we'll agree like 200 rupees or something like that right it's basically
$2 and then when you arrive at your destination they're like haggling you
harassing you essentially for like 5,000 rupees all of a sudden if I think
is the guy that ran to that same situation where he was like how much and then like at first it was
like probably gonna be 200 rupees about two dollars and all of a sudden it just inflated to like how
about a million dollars how about how about something stupid like a million dollars and now
this guy's like running after him even though he gave like a generous ten dollars which again like
for an area like this for like dude just rode a horse for a little bit he just pointed down to
He said from like the top of that area down to like the bottom of the beach was like that horse ride basically
So we're not talking like a one-hour extravaganza
Beautiful sightseeing scenario. We're talking like just to get from point A to point B really fast end all dude
Not even ubers cost that much, okay?
At least 5,000
Dude at least 5,000
Give me at least come on. Give me give me at least one million dollars. Come on. Come on
What is the scam
What
I
Just like Camel ride
Camel ride bro, they're swarming this
This white man I feel like they see a white tourist and they're like
When the scammers start fighting each other dude when the scammers are fighting the scammers they're like wait
No, no, no, step back step back. We want to scam him. We're gonna scam him. Okay, we will scam the American. Okay, I
Guess this guy's probably from
Little he might be Australian or Zeeland. I don't know. Point is is like he's a spike tourism. They're like we need to scam I
Want to say okay, but in the beginning you say I'm seen
You say I'm seen I have it on camera
Okay, so how much
Tell me no, I told you they agreed on a price
They agreed on a price and then all of a sudden all of a sudden the price is changing and dude has it on camera too
How much? Bro, faked it.
Normal like Egyptian. Forty dollars.
I do care about the money
You can stop me over here
They really bait you into finishing like whatever it is they're doing
That's why he didn't want to negotiate right here
he loses all leverage you know what I mean once you've done the thing like
even if it's a haircut I saw one where the dudes get in the haircut right and
it's kind of like what do you do you're left there like dude already cut your
hair and he wants a specific amount of money that's why you're supposed to
agree to the terms beforehand
How much is he gonna want for stopping right there though?
How much?
Oh, that's how it started at 600 by the way dude wanted 600 what is Egyptian dollars?
Hey, oh, what's what what is Egyptian dollars, man?
Is that different from a I'm gonna have all these currencies up here because I'm so curious. What is the Egyptian?
Egyptian pound to USD right cool so we got we got the Egyptian pound let's see
starting at $600 so that's about like $20 it's $20 USD which is probably again
overpriced for whatever it is from $20 bro went down to 500 and then he's like
please I'll do it for 400 so like half the price almost okay about for half the
price I'll do it that's a big reduction from somebody who wasn't even from
somebody who is saying like listen I like you your Egyptian I like you 60
USD dollars
But I love how this guy's tactic to to ward off all the other scammers was
To agree to this guy's price originally just to get him on the camel and then to start saying
Don't worry about the price. Don't worry about the price. We
Told you the price once we finish
Where's over there yeah like five more steps from the camel's like okay my friend you finished
$1,000
There you go
Wait, but does he actually?
You got it. That's good negotiating right there 150 that's not $10 though
$10
$150 is like $5 man
Maybe since the video the USD amount is like different. I don't know. Yeah, how much the point is he won
Tell me this guy doesn't look like PewDiePie man
He's not PewDiePie, but he looks so much like him, doesn't he?
Let's see what happens. There's going to be a donation involved, I guarantee you.
So this is what they, this is the guy I discovered. This is the guy that like, this is the man that will accept certain things from the, from, I'm going to say the tourist, but like the locals, and that's what they do.
It's usually a bracelet. They love to give you a bracelet. It's famous in Europe, too
So if anybody's from
From Europe, you'll know what I'm talking about where they do like that the bracelet scam and all that stuff
They put it on you and it's kind of like a friendship bracelet thing and they're like no no keep it
I like you keep it keep it and then as you're walking away. They're like hey
Little about a little bit of money though donation donation. No, you already have it on your wrist. You already have it on your wrist
I need the money now come on
So it's kind of like what she's doing right now. She's putting a little something on this guy's head
And it's just for like religious sake or something like that, right?
It's like, no, no, no, this is what we do.
It's like, okay.
Let's see what happens.
Now he's just going to walk away, right?
Cool.
Thank you.
Very funny.
Hello.
Money cheyeye.
How come you're saying cheyeyeye, no?
I'm a businesswoman, hey, no?
Give me money!
For what?
so yeah be careful people are going to you know use religion to take money from
you okay religion is a big big business here in India I'm not gonna give her any
money though I knew that was what's gonna happen fun to show you guys oh you
want money too the counterpart a backup they came in with a backup
Little they know this guy speaks fluent. I think it's Hindi.
Fluent.
What are you going to do?
I'm not giving you one. What are you going to do?
What is this?
No, this is a different one. This is a completely different paper.
Butter, scarf and guides.
Oh.
There are so many people with these pads coming around and asking me to donate. So many people.
Who is legitimate? Is this fake?
Maybe you thought you had him.
So that guy said he's from over here.
The Indian scouts and guides of Ocodacan.
But there's different people taking donations here.
That is so confusing.
But you don't actually know if your money's
going to this welfare of the Gunger in this area or not.
We're just back up from the cleanliness of the Gunger.
Hey, who the heck is that?
Bro.
No, and the video's gonna end.
No, what was Bro about to do?
Bro was coming in hot with that like,
hey, hey, boy, I see you, I see you're prime,
you're ripe and prime for a scammin'.
Wait, I put this on, let me-
I don't know why, but it kind of reminds me
of like, as he was walking away,
he did that like smirk thing.
So it happens of she's under that area or not.
And jumping by the cleanliness and-
It looks like that. Why are you doing that thing?
He's not going anywhere.
God, man. He was like, bro's about to drool from the lips.
Bro's about to have drool hanging from his upper lip when he saw this right person for
scamming.
God damn, with this, this and every dude, dude's literally coming out of like some villain
arc movie, man.
He's like, oh shoot, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God, man.
By the eye, you see that you see the meme circulating around alone.
Look at me real quick.
Dude, man, with the shrug shoulders, guys, so fricking funny.
I can't I can't navigate Instagram without seeing it.
So there's no way it's not going to show.
We'll see.
Let me see that.
Show it to you guys.
What is my explore page?
What the heck is this?
What the heck is this, bro?
I swear, I saw this man, like, too many times.
Let me get a refresh.
That was a bad batch.
Hey, what is going on with this feed, man?
What is this?
Bro, it's, what do they call it, Taylor's slow, turtle swift?
Confirmed, not fake, very real.
It's from her latest photo shoot, right?
Oh my god, it's a pine cone.
Oh my god, it's a pine cone, dude.
Bro.
I don't know what this feed is, man, but it's wacky.
I swear, I thought I...
I literally, hold up!
Wait a second.
What? Hey, where'd it go?
Hey, bro, where'd it go?
We just had it.
right now this lady is trying to get rid of you don't and judging by the
it's the same evil it's the same evil dude my god
the cleanliness and
all right next video next video
Where's this guy at man?
Here it is.
No it's not.
Bro what the heck?
There was like a ton of that dude's videos that were way more interesting than you spell
it differently.
Oh no, that is the account, but I guess they just, let me see, maybe I was watching something
like old ones shopping at the Indian
custom what are you doing
it's probably literally the same dude that was doing this earlier
This market is ginormous. We're getting towards Jama Mustard right now.
The market kind of covers all around the backside of Jama Mustard.
I keep getting told not to film here and it's because people are afraid of the police
because these are little thieves' stoves lining up.
All of these alleyways,
they've got a shout out of me white guy.
So yeah, they don't want to be on film
because they wear the stolen...
or counterfeit.
Hi.
This place is busy, man.
It's busy.
How's each of you?
Ah, I feel good.
All right, don't want to go fishing now.
Thank you.
So I found a very, very busy child wallet here.
Look how many people are just sitting here drinking tea.
All around, everybody's got tea.
I gotta take a tea from here
I wonder what happens dude
Yeah, bro, this guy's not bad
Yeah, he speaks pretty good Hindi man
He got up for me to take a seat because I'm holding so much stuff
What just to check out the seat look at all that all that train with it
Yeah
10 rupees bro wait how much is 10 rupees that's like 10 cents man
Yeah, some say I should try.
No, I told you that.
I'm going to spend rupees.
Just 10 rupees.
13 cents.
Woo!
You can see the guy that's pulling the money.
God damn.
And...
You can understand this person in the comic.
I don't know how to say it.
Ah, biscuit, okay, talk.
You're meant to eat it with the biscuit, but I just like it by itself.
I guess the biscuit's kind of like a bit of breakfast as well and everybody's standing here
I feel like this dude got into like the wrong neighborhood to do this like Brazil for instance
It's coming right here man. It's coming right here. It's keeping it real
I don't doubt that, man.
I'm outside the airport now, and I'm so happy to be greeted by this young Kashmere police officer.
His job is to...
Kashmere police?
Foreigners. That is until this count arrives.
Just listen to the instructions, and count what you hear lying.
Hi.
Good thank you.
Good to see you.
Yeah.
Shelf a hair to talk to
Someone told me it's okay
Why so?
Someone told me it's okay
You are in a test mood and a part of life
Yeah, I know
Somebody took up your guest house
Somebody took up your house
You go to the hotel and take over
Okay
Hey my dear, you want that?
Yes, you'll be in a guest house, hotel and stuff like that
My dear
Where are you going with this my dear you're gonna be like I have a fantastic recommendation
you might hear I told you I told you I happen to know a place such beauty that
I'm speaking of
Really things have happened there. What happened now? Oh many things. Don't make me worry. Yeah
Really
No
He's not good.
No, I'm good.
Come, come, come.
Into the rescue, bro.
Actually, sir, thank you.
My friend is coming.
Okay.
I just wanted to see what this guy wanted to say to me.
You're the mobile number, sir?
Yeah.
Mobile number?
Yeah.
So he's going to meet me by this flag, I think.
I just wanted to see what this guy wanted to say to me.
Do you want to move over here, Mr. President?
Yeah.
So he's going to meet me by this flag, I think.
He wants to see, he wants to follow through with the scan for educational purposes.
Bro is doing the Lord's work.
Looks like a Bollywood drama.
hahaha
that deserves to get ping right there
okay guys coming to pick me up
ok goodbye
This is the guy that does the haircut but you know what I gotta I'm not I'm gonna
Thank you guys for watching this video. I've seen this video specifically already.
So it's like such a worn-out Pewdiepie, dude looks like he's seen better days type Pewdiepie.
So he's got the haircut, he's got the beard trim.
But that's not all, that's not all.
The massage, man.
I don't know who, I don't know what other country
does this, by the way.
When I saw this, I was like, oh, sheesh.
That is some service right there, dude.
Well, I think it's the right one, yeah.
This is the distance.
I'm trying to do the hand.
I think the big message, my god.
You have really, really soft hands.
Like super soft hands.
It's just incredible.
I can't...
Bro's got really soft hands, man.
Wow. Amazing.
Thank you, Thomas.
That was incredible.
And I like that it was a dry message.
You're not having oil.
You heard that they do that in India too. That's what I was gonna say. Is it like common? That's cool, man. I
Love it. I love like
Head massage type like that feeling. I love it personally, but I never even knew that they offered a service like that for
2000 pkr
So that's about I mean this comment says right here it's like about
$24 you can't get that for $24 in America pay the man it is fair I agree I
totally agree then that is like if you're doing it if you're putting in
that work dude do not negotiate come on especially when bro says it's like the
best the best massage that you've ever gotten dude I would love to have like my
freaking head doing that basically that's crazy dude I don't know about the
fingers in the ears I don't know about that I don't know how I feel about you
like I don't know how I feel about that best massage I've ever had rose guy
Haircut fresh trim fresh beard trim Rose got the softest hands in the world
Look at this look at that dude. That's like a massage therapist right there, right?
All done
The very low price of 24 American dollars I
Just I just got a haircut I just
Nothing against the person that that that did my haircut, right?
But because this is just like a united states standard if you will I've just got a haircut
You want to know how much it was and let me just say no massage was involved
No massage of any kind was involved
40 us dollars man 40 us dollars
No massage no beard trim no shave nothing
For double the price
Or double the price dude, but you know what's funny is that like for for that for that country apparently or like that service
I think it's only supposed to be like seven
No, I think it was like ten dollars and like that they usually charge if not like seven dollars when I when I build it so
For them the twenty four dollars is pricey when you're there like locally like yeah, they're up charging
They're surcharging the the white skin if you will
but that's still a really good price that's still a really good price dude you
want to see the hair I'll show you the hair bro I basically just got like the
sides cut like I said like I said in my last stream I was getting like that
monkey hair where when it grows from the side it's just getting like too big here
so I just have to like shave that off and then I just got like now I got that
classic hat head type thing it looks better when when I'm not wearing a hat
all day but yeah I love how this guy's like he's screwing me man he's guys
screw me I don't know man I think that's a that's a that's a good deal right
there I don't know what you plan to expect to pay
Nice guy soft his hand the world screw me right now
Dude, I would I'm sorry, but I would love to be able to come out of a situation where I'm like I'm so relaxed
I'm so relaxed and
And to the point where you don't even want to fight somebody off a negotiating price that you know is like
I don't know maybe like a two thousand percent like surcharge, but
That guy must have given like
fantastic massage man
Fantastic head scratchy massage bro for two twenty dollars
That's what I'm talking about, man. They gotta start offering that here. They gotta start offering that here, man.
I wouldn't mind that. Barbershop is different from the salon. Yeah, I don't know any barbershop though.
I've been to a few barbershops. I don't know a single one that ever offered like a head massage. Head, ear.
They offer some other massages. Not barbershops, but the other places.
Well, yeah, as far as massages, I like that, though.
I think that's super cool because it's kind of nice that they're like, I'm one of those
people that I love.
My scout just massaged, basically.
Never known that existed.
I hope they bring that.
Dude, that's a prime business opportunity right there.
I also don't know who's willing to do that, though, especially for less than $24.
I don't know about that.
they do offer it maybe it's like I don't know that's like some Beverly Hills type thing you know I mean
don't be scanned by travel agents
I'll give you the rundown basically
They give you the run round, they give you that loopy loop of somebody saying, no place
will offer anything better than I give the price here.
His price is $2,400, other price is $1,000, so they always will charge you at least double
if not triple like what they would actually charge someone.
It's crazy.
Trust these people.
They're just liars and they're just salesmen.
They're fake beggars.
Okay, I'm sorry, but there is no way that mask right there.
That's basically...
That's basically like a cut-up shirt that he just put on his face.
You're cotton.
He's breathing through it, man.
What's the point?
Oh, this is sunglasses?
Yeah, just like Nina Bazaar and Delhi, you do your fake stuff here as well.
Even when you're vlogging, it's like that. Like, ashamed of it, right?
It's just so bad along here.
No, no, look.
So this is Rayban, but they've put the, they've put the, what is it, porch logo or some kind
of Italian logo on there to try and trick people.
It's supposed to be Rayban, but they got a porch.
A poor sticker on there.
Do make it extra fancy.
That's like...
They might as well put like a Rolex sticker on there too.
Got this one.
What? What kind of rubber? What?
Today I'm gonna expose you the scammy tourist erection drivers
ERECTION DRIVERS?
What?
Today I'm gonna expose you the scammy tourist erection drivers
You can't mark it
Hell, what?
Oh, it closed, is it?
What kind of scam is an erection driver?
Maybe my friend can't mark it though
Which one?
I think she just told me to come to Kanmachi.
Okay, I need to go there though.
How much?
I don't know.
It's like exchange today.
50 rupees.
Kanmachi.
Yeah.
Bro!
So the government rate that he just showed is like 50 rupees or something like that?
No.
Dude already started at the triple times three mark 150 rupees
Hey only only double this time
Like I give you better price my friend
They don't know that he speaks Hindi.
They literally just said,
get him to pay you more after you drop him off.
That's crazy.
Okay, okay.
So what they're trying to do is get them to go to a shop first because the shop will
kind of like a transactional fee here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I was reading that.
For a 20-minute ride and I paid $25 for 10 minutes of riding Uber in the US. Yeah,
I know. Dude, Uber is so expensive. Uber in the US.
I'm meeting my friend at Con Market. It's the asking for more money after you
dropped him apart from me. She just told me come to Con Market.
Yeah, literally. The whole market thing, I don't really understand you well.
I'm assuming it's kind of like a referral fee like the market is gonna ask for like that
You know hey you bring in tourists over here will pay you type of thing
So they kind of use that as their bargaining rate where it's like hey
We're gonna drop you off at a shop first, and you only pay this much. I don't know if it's like I
Don't know I guess like yeah, also you'd be going. I feel like me
I didn't worry to get like traffic. I wouldn't trust anybody like drop me off at some random market or anything like that
some like black market type place I love I love the expose they are not
hiding you haggle or pay top dollar I love it there's like a tier system though
to it's there's like this they got these tier systems of like we could charge you
quadruple the price or hear me out now or or I could drop you off at my sister's
house for a little bit of time you spend over there and from there I'm gonna take
you down to where you need to go and I will give you a 80% discount you just
gotta see her for a little bit okay just gotta see her for a little bit spend
some time with her no pressure
just only I love the the expressions on there when they're haggling it's like
for you because I love I love you for you I like you I like you beautiful
American. I give you only $2,000. $1 billion. Good price. For you, Elon Musk, you're a
billion dollars. Very good price. Nobody else gives you this price. Nobody else.
This is a good price.
Where are you from?
Ah, you see.
That's what you got to say though too.
You never want to say that you're from like the United States,
because then it's over.
Then they're like, oh, we're going to charge you ten times more.
But if Bro says he's from New Zealand, Australia, Canada,
I don't know, these other places, I feel like it's more kind of like,
charges charges guy like double charges died double man the USA very good price
one trillion dollars one trillion come on pony up that oil money come on one
trillion dollar price in the city never get asked the government call your
your government. It's the best price.
No, it's okay. I'm taking it to a price. Thank you.
Why?
I love that too. Go with him. You give you better profits.
I give him 600.
But not him though. Not the man that is going to be given the ride.
No, go to my friend here. I know a guy.
Yeah, a friend.
Yeah.
I know a guy conveniently standing right here beside me listening to this whole conversation.
He gave you 40% discount.
Small problem.
You need to stop by the black market first.
800 rupees.
So this is the prepaid taxi that is legitimate, not the scammers, how much is it?
Four hundred.
So you can see here that there's a police area.
It lies!
It's not the best price in the city.
I cannot believe it!
What did that guy, that guy said one thousand rupees in the beginning?
Damn.
I am blind. Okay.
Yeah?
Now this lady is trying to get me to-
I don't mean to laugh.
I'm not laughing at the dude's blindness.
Clearly he's lying.
But I just love how it came into the video like that.
I am blind.
I don't think you're blind because you saw me.
I'm from...
...Operation. I am from...
Oh, okay.
So you come here...
...and have an operation.
I see, I see, okay.
Okay, good one.
No!
He said he sees, no!
You can't say that.
You can't say you see after the man just says he's...
What?
Okay.
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, this is the best guy for me.
Yes, I'm fine.
Oh, no.
I love them, man.
I love these scammers.
This one?
Yes.
They're cute.
Yeah, what?
They just go to America.
Yes, America.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, America.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
he's looking at the camera how's he I thought he was blind bros looking at the
camera
hi to the camera
oh my god I have a fun story to say man short story anyways
When I was in Mexico, I forget why, but we were, oh, I think it was for his mother.
My uncle's mother, basically.
We were visiting my uncle's mother, something, landed in the hospital for whatever reason,
right?
I can't remember the details.
Their mother, right?
I don't know if that makes it for me, but anyways.
So we were going there, we were coming out, and then all of a sudden this dude is just
just walking up to my uncle like, hey, hey, I know you from school, yeah, I know you from
school, right?
And my uncle was like, I don't think so, I don't recognize you anyway, like yeah, yeah,
elementary, I don't know, maybe high school, I don't know, something like that.
It was like, it was very like vague where it was like, one of the grades that you don't
remember, I'm in.
And he was basically just saying like, hey, I need like 50, I need $50 right now, you know,
to help out my mother or something like that.
And it was very like, come on, help out
an old school friend type thing.
And I just find it hilarious that people
would be standing outside of the hospital doing this.
But it worked for whatever reason.
My uncle gave him some money.
And listen, even if that guy did have his mother in the hospital,
at least now that they've taken care of it,
or the money was spent on some alcohol.
Who knows?
It is what it is.
But yeah, I just thought it was so vague and funny
and just like, I know you're from school, right?
He told me he's-
Grade nine.
No, no, no, not grade nine.
Grade two?
It was grade two.
He was filming a market tour.
Didn't really think we'd film a scam video there.
Anyway, as soon as they put out the little effect,
I need money for my prescription.
What happened?
What did I miss here?
The prescription with people who show you here in India.
I just said I need money for it, and he's still following me.
Bro's like wait, he's looking at the camera
Bro you said you're blind wait, please. I'm blind guy, please. I'm blind
I'm blind any money for prescription
Where are you guys? Where are you guys?
Prescription money please
You know they're going to ask you for money.
Prescription money, please.
And the fact that the guy kept following me out of the world.
Show me his prescription.
True.
Yeah.
True.
But the word scam is a lot more enticing, isn't it?
It adds that little bit of spice that you need.
A scam, you get something that's worthless.
Fair point, fair point.
The scam, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see what you're saying.
That's a very good point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is a good classification.
I think a lot of people don't understand the difference.
When they hear hustle, they think of like, you know,
I think it's because hustle usually has good
annotations to it.
This is kind of like, I guess it is a,
I would classify it as a scam because they're not getting
anything out of it.
They're lying to you.
That one specifically, the blind person anyways.
I'm just thinking of the blind person.
The haircut, that's a hustle right there.
The haircut, the taxi fees, those are all like hustles.
The dude claiming that he's blind
while he's like staring right at you,
That's a scam right there.
The Prince of Nigeria that just texted me saying
that there's a trillion dollars in my bank account.
The moment I wire transfer $100 to him
for that processing fee, that's a scam right there.
Or is it?
I don't know.
Listen, guys, I think it's worth finding out for $100
if I can get a trillion, right?
It's just sitting there in the bank account.
No one else is claiming it.
I'm just saying I'm just saying
This guy behind it this guy's this guy's following me for another scam right now
My friend my friend very good price very good price. I give you I give you high five
You will never find a better price in the country.
The donations too, absolute scam, that's the way to use that word, that's a scam, 1000%
man, with these like fake passports, what am I listening to, is that the vacuum, I think
I think it's back. I thought it was from the video, but every time I pause it or it was a new video, I was like,
what is that? That should be sounding right there.
Another scan? Let's take a look at the scan.
Ah, travel agency.
Whoa!
Oh, is he running?
That bro is running for his life!
No, I don't want to be scammed!
and you'll find out what happened to him soon.
Hey, minute those two are having a meeting.
Yeah, Bro, really just leave his friend behind.
Wait, what happened here?
What's going on?
My luck finally ran out, guys.
I got recognized by scammers here in Delhi
while I was building a travel agency scan here
with my friend.
See what happened.
Oh, with his friend.
Bro really left his friend hanging.
Bro went inside of the store.
And then this dude's like, no, no.
Definitely definitely
You would not get you not get sex traffic my friend go right in
go right
And then this guy was like na na na na na
Oh, they knew he was making a YouTube video, so they're about to be like
Making YouTube video showing off their scams
We show you
We show you youtubers what happens when you expose the scams
You abandon your friend, yeah, literally
Oh my god, one of my airpods just died. Let me see if I can charge one of them
While while still hearing with the other one and then when the other one dies I can just
So what happened to the friend? He's like gone. He's basically in some foreign country
like Kazakhstan, inside of a bucket, seeing like, I don't know, 20 construction workers
big I love that they're negotiating like such dude 100 120 pieces like face to the
dollar and bro's really trying to negotiate for $1 talking like micro
dollars here micro dollars for like pretty decent services that over here
like offered over here we're talking like would be I don't know like a $1
service over there is like 20 to $50 service over here basically you're not
it's kind of crazy that they have the audacity to like negotiate for something
that they're already saving like essentially pennies on the dollar
If you're in a situation like this the best thing to do is just flee take the non-violent route
You're gonna instantly regret it
If there are injuries or if you have to deal with the police here
I can't get over the facts with this guy looks like this guy looks like an AI version of PewDiePie
That's the best way to put it
Do get rough and do get out of hand but
First port of course always to get out of there and avoid any kind of confrontation with these scammers and not this won't stop me
from continuing to expose these guys and expose their scams so I could give you and foreigners
sake while you travel here in India, Jayhan.
Wait, what happened to his friend?
All the scams.
I guess everybody lived.
I don't know what happened to his friend, but...
Nothing, nothing changed.
I guess they lived, right?
Thank God for those videos that you can go and watch before you come to India.
This guy was just trying to get me interested and take me for some rubbish sales pictures.
Rubbish sales bitch.
He even has his head bobble.
What happens?
Your face is very lucky.
Always giving them like a free reading basically right?
I'll show you one, I'll experiment and show you, if you like it, you can show it, if you don't like it, you can close it, take it from one to nine and tell me the number
You're kidding me, bro is literally doing a magician trick, on the guy
You don't believe me, I'll show you magician trick
I don't believe this, I'm the... how do you think?
You are, I'm a lucky man why?
Why do bros say so sensually you're very lucky man, you're very lucky face.
How do you think?
I look your face.
I look your face, very lucky man.
I'm a lucky man, why?
Bros is so sensually, oh my god.
It's true, it's true.
I'm very lucky.
How are you?
Yeah, so why are you talking to me?
Because you have very good karma.
You want me to tell you how I know you're going to be very successful.
You get everything you want.
Pick a number.
Bro, pick a number.
Yeah, literally the same lines, too.
The same words we're spoken with a very lucky face.
Just like I told you, pick a number.
One to nine. You don't believe me?
I guess your number proves.
I am the Almighty and I and now I take donation for telling you exactly what's going to happen
I don't know why the restaurant scams restaurant scams
Oh my god, man, you've probably seen better days.
Alright, show me.
What does a restaurant scan look like?
I got a blank mango shake.
It looks damn good now.
So what happens here?
Some of these stores here, they have waiters.
And the waiter quoted me the wrong price.
He said Lassie was 280 rupees.
Put it in the wrong price.
Okay.
What did bro say?
280 rupees for a 5-star hotel.
I'm guessing food because we're talking restaurant, right?
280 rupees for a 5-star hotel.
You're telling me you're...
You're telling me you're complaining about $3?
Wait, how do you even get a meal at a five-star hotel for three dollars?
Holy smokes. Wait, so that means we're talking like this guy
Hold on. What price is he expecting? What do you get? How does how does food cost less than that?
Listen if they're if they're offering that at a five-star hotel in
Where where's India? God damn, man
Pay them, please
They can't be doing this for free bro wants his meals for free basically
Holy smokes, dude
Thank God I have catching because now that I know
Five so
I'll check the buildings.
Oh, what, they'll charge extra just in any order?
That's kind of rude if they're doing that now.
If they're doing all that, that's kind of rude, man. You gotta get that itemization.
About just doing, about just doing business, I think that sounds worth it there.
I don't think I would eat I don't think I would ever eat anything in India food
doesn't look appetizing or clean well that's kind of rude especially it's
like dude I feel like you could say that literally anywhere in the world if you
visit like the wrong places right you go anywhere in the world US Canada whatever
and yeah if you end up in that weird part of town where you're spending two
cents on your meal I wouldn't trust it either. God damn.
Freaking, by all means, go to East LA and try to get a meal and survive basically.
Survive the night, that's the fun part, especially in October.
Go down to East LA and see if, go down to Skid Row, East LA and who needs to pay premium,
who needs to pay premium for a spooky experience,
when all you can do is just walk the streets.
Just walk the streets, save yourself some money.
Wanna get the scarier life?
Go down and walk right along Skid Row.
I like 11 PM till like 3 AM.
See what happens.
spices, probably maybe a bit of cauliflower, and tons of butter.
This is like half butter.
I promise you, it'd be an experience.
And yeah, you always eat it with coffee.
So how much does that meal cost?
I can't hear anything.
Typical, typical Mumbai food.
The Parwazhi was pretty average here.
And you can expect it at tourist destinations
like pretty average for 140 rupees.
You can usually expect a 140 to 100 rupees for a Mumbai
or Thai.
One of the most famous things I've ever tried.
240 rupees for that dish basically is what he said, right?
Well, that's a dollar
That's a dollar fifty man for a whole frick dude. They can't even do that in prison
You can't even get that in prison, man
Holy smokes and
This video is titled scan
bro, I'm sorry, but
You're talking like
You're talking like food that they can't even serve a prison for that amount of money man. That's crazy
The beggar skin exposed
Another
She didn't even say thank you
None try to help the guys
Oh, so the baby can eat.
What happened?
So you can eat.
Oh, so that she can eat?
How much is the rice?
Okay.
And where are you from?
I'm Gujran.
Gujran, okay.
So he's going to buy her the food instead of getting her money?
That's interesting.
Nice.
Is this whole video based on a scam template because she didn't say thank you?
What's going on here? Okay. I'll get the rights.
This is rice. Yeah, it's too nice.
Okay.
Look, people. Yes.
The chiefs are very, very badly.
What's your task, people? Right.
I'm going to give that extra two rights. Okay.
That is another right, people.
Look at all the senior art weirdos.
Look at these weird people.
billion years by the way he's not lying you you'd think that this guy was like
oh he's being satirical or is being you know exaggerative if you will something
like that, right? Dude, you sign up for Scientology, you're signing away a billion years of your
life. Because in Scientology, that's how long you live. If you aren't, I'm sorry, I don't
mean to kick you off of me, Luna, but I'm trying to like, I'm going to get neck problems,
man. I'm going to get neck problems, Luna. Goddamn. Hunched over. I'm going to be like
one of those Valorant players. God, you ever meet one of those Valorant players in real
life is what they look like. What's up? No, I'm just kidding. Anyways, um, yeah,
billion-year contract. How stupid is that? That's that's a red flag in its
own right there. That's a red flag in its own. You sign a billion-year contract.
Somebody presents a contract to you and they're like, we're gonna take a billion
years. This is gonna be a one billion years binded by law. The planet hopefully
he's still around by then
tell me right then and there you're not getting up
zipping up your flying going i'm out of here
jesus i'd hope so
i'd hope so
it is kind of weird that they're all flocking
all flocking around
go around this dude like oh not this guy again how often must this guy confront
Scientology for that for them to already know they're like oh god it's this guy
again we got to go around the block you guys hear her when she's like sniffing
into the mic to Luna
Shelly by the way is like the wife of the CEO of Scientology. She went missing. She's about a whistleblower or something like that and all of a sudden never seen again.
FBI involved for some reason.
Hey, can I help you? Hey, everybody can help you?
I love how he just gets his face real close.
I feel like he's invading my personal space,
let alone this guy's personal space.
Don't you get my face?
You touch me.
I have a right to defend myself,
and I just don't fucking will.
Look at all the security guard.
Security guard of what?
All right.
Look at him.
He cannot be left without me.
He's basically just a human shield.
You know what I mean?
All right.
Touch me again.
Why are you going to touch me in some things?
This is the guy that takes the hit and then sues you for everything you've got
Where is Tom Cruise though, where the heck is Tom Cruise man, you should be leading the flock right now
So anyways, let's dive in. What the heck is going on with Scientology? See if somebody
explains it. She's in Scientology? No way, dude! Oh my god, I love how this actress
is part of a cult when technically she's playing a role that defies cults. Turn off
the spooky music please oh my god thank you for thank you for reminding me I
don't hear it because it's embedded within software so feel free to let me
know anytime it happens if I forget let me know I appreciate it dude I can't
believe she's um I mean Scientology is pretty scary though right she what is
that show she's in don't with all the red forget what it's called you guys
I'm talking about that, right?
Ah, what's it called?
Uh...
Mm...
Elizabeth Moth.
Um...
Handmaid's Tale.
There you go.
I knew somebody was going to comment that.
Handmaid's Tale, which is basically like cult-like thing.
So, how...
Why on earth would she like...
Maybe she just...
Through the show was like, hey,
it's better to be on the other side of these cults.
Oh, she's...
That's crazy.
Okay, okay, you got your screen. Okay, that's enough. You got your screen. Jesus Christ. I
Love Luna, but holy smokes, man. I'm getting hot up here. I'm getting hot
Allegedly
She just got into it
She's about to spend millions of dollars cleaning these O2 or OT levels, whatever they call these things
OT levels like basically what Scientology does is like they have these tears, right?
You got to pass certain tears and they basically are like the teachers that tell you okay, sure
You could do the exact same thing as somebody else, but it doesn't mean you actually pass anything
It's kind of like okay. You've given us enough money. I think you've passed this tier. We will now
Put you into the next tier. How much is it?
It's not important sign your billion-year contract. It is what it is. It is what we say it is
That's the other thing to do once these celebrities once these celebrities get in
They're in right?
They're in they got their family in they get everybody in they have the money to pay for everybody and
Scientology is like yes scored another celebrity sucker
Another one. DJ Khaled, where are you? We need your presence. DJ Khaled, what happens when Scientology cops another celebrity? What happens?
Another one. Exactly. Thank you DJ Khaled. Okay.
Is your favorite celebrity a current or former Scientologist? Let's go through the list because it is freaking long.
I want to see the list.
I've been in and you have left Scientology.
to please I know the few of them just because of the
Netflix show that I saw this is the king the king her show is what I saw that
got me into it that's right don't revolt is in freaking Scientology dude who is
that he's in it too oh my god man lord prepping dude that's two members that's
two cast members from that 70s show that's crazy
what kind of question is that of them no she doesn't do that unfortunately um
That's crazy though, that's a whole other go through the list
God damn
He's in it too
That's right
My opinion as well. I forgot about that dude. That's crazy
So that's that's another thing that Scientology is really good at too is what they'll do is
Is basically get you like if you're if you're part of a show a successful series like that 70s show
I remember it happened to that other dude as well like Leia Leia whatever her name is. I don't mean to say whatever
Remini right
She's part of that show Kings or Queens something like that and then
They told her based on what she said was to try and get all of her successful cast mates to join as well
You kind of become the the leader in like hey, you're gonna be really successful in Scientology if you can get other people in as well
dude
Wild I'm not surprised that I see two members from somebody show in there
Is there a part two do they have a part two somewhere?
Part two
Got to be different people in this list though, right? It's the same girl starting with the one same girl different video, right?
At least if you follow me, you know, by the way, you should put her on the other list.
Sorry, her OT levels and it gives a lot of money to the church still and should know better.
Also have Erica Christensen who was born into it.
Oh!
Build them a lot of work with Scientology.
Growing up in Scientology and Ononora on YouTube actually just did a video about the second generation Scientology actors that have access to the world.
Putting the full responsibility of Scientology on these people.
Second gen means brainwashing started at birth. It's true dude starting out
Okay, we've seen this guy already but somebody knew
She's in it oh no
Skrillex is in it
He's apparently been collabing with a lot of people lately, and we should be...
You're kidding me.
There's no psychology every time.
And of course you have the Masterson clan, a lot of Masterson from the world.
Who is that?
Jordan Masterson with all that show with Tim Allen.
The Masterson clan.
Who is that?
And Chris from Malcolm in the Middle.
He's in it!
Oh my god, dude.
They're all in it.
like she's been through a lot.
So like,
and you know for a fact too that the celebrities get treated completely differently,
by the way, compared to the regulars, the regulars that would enter into
Scientology like that,
the random dude or girl on the street that just walks on into the building is
like, Hey, I'm thinking of joining, right? Um,
they get completely, completely treated differently.
And the celebrities get like the mani-panis, essentially,
because they're the faces that draw in these other people
that they essentially abuse for money,
even though they're still milking out the revenue
from the celebrities, but it's kind of like,
it's kind of like they're not gonna treat them badly
as a result.
What's crazy is the people, the regular people
that get into Scientology, they get treated badly on top
of all their revenue getting sucked out as well, man.
It's it's a wild thing. It's a wild thing, dude
Sorry about my hair today by the way washed and when it's washed when it's fresh out the wash it just gets just gets crazy
She looks super familiar. Oh, I just saw on her show recently wow she's in it, too
He's in that one Disney movie. Oh my god, bro, this guy. Why does he look exactly the same by the way?
I pray that this is an old photo. Hold on. I gotta show you guys. Hold on.
Wait a second.
God, the big green. That's the movie. The big green.
The Frick is the images look at this. I don't anything weird on Google images coming up. I do have yeah
Let's see. Look at this dude. Look at this dude
Hold on, I think I'm gonna be blocking if it's showing on the side trying to get like a
Why does it look exactly the same in the movies like I don't know 10 12
Hold on, look at this, this kid, right?
Here, I could always move my camera.
Wonk, this kid, right?
Look at this dude, look at this dude.
He's like 10 or 12 right there.
They're showing an image of this,
bro has an age of a day.
Wait, maybe Scientology works.
What's going on?
They're drinking like baby fluids or something, man.
Y'all know what I'm talking about that conspiracy theory. Look at this dude. It's like 10 to 12 over here, man
Looks exactly the same
The bra has an age of day. What the heck?
Now I see the moment of celebrity hits like I don't know 40 something all of a sudden they're like hey wait a second
I want to go back now. I I need to go back. I got a wrinkle on my forehead. It's time
Jesus Christ, bro
Yeah, you know about that conspiracy theory. It's like something about like not not baby
Like I say baby foods because it's like the blood of a baby or something like that something stupid
I put it that way
stupid
I don't know who that is
That dude right there man that dude from the big green wasn't age a day
Something's going on
Oh, is she from the office?
Who?
Dude, who is that?
Who's Masterson?
Who's, who's a lot of Masterson?
What is she in?
That's not her.
The girl from Walking Dead? No.
It's this one, but I don't know who that is.
Oh, now I remembered.
Okay, yeah, it was the love interest of somebody.
I forget who.
She ended up being the love interest of somebody on The Walking Dead.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.
I don't care as much anymore.
I don't care as much.
What is it, her brother and some other people?
isn't that uh... what's your face hillary delton
what
uh...
i was not going on
court
well
also how did you get
to this part. Hello?
Well, screen isn't working!
African man who assaulted her as a teen came to the court, even though she was trying to get him banned.
Hold on. Let me go back. I'm trying to get to, uh...
Oh, I clicked it through a search thing, right?
Can I do it now? Bro!
Oh, it's so annoying. Why isn't it gonna?
Refresh from close it up go back in here
Tiki-toke
It's still not working
Bro, what the heck
Oh not now. Maybe it doesn't work on... there we go. Yeah, it doesn't work apparently when you're, I don't know, I guess in the search thing or whatever.
Let me go back though. We have more to explore and to discover.
You're kidding me you're kidding me
There's no way they got to her dude. How can you be that stupid?
Bro set up everyone what is this real it's gotta be fake
There's no way there's no way I got it. I have to assume this fate. Yeah, there's like literally no way man
Is it real question mark and it goes public my life just try pressing F11
That's what I was doing by the way, and I'm like it wasn't working
Okay, what's going on with bro over here do not trust this man which man at least this guy
Some of you might know this guy is a few thousand videos on
YouTube's pretty popular at this point.
Okay, that was not the plot twist I was expecting.
He's a chiropractor, as you can see.
So, not only is this man a Scientologist,
but he donates copious amounts.
His profit margins are insane.
They're through the roof.
So he's done it probably around $7 million plus million
to Scientology.
And every product of his that you buy,
7 million, bro, to Scientology as well.
Because he's a separate savings account, just for that.
He's an incredibly selfish and void of him.
That's the other thing too, wouldn't celebrities?
Sheeeesh!
Garmin!
That don't look like Kyle though.
That don't look like Stan.
I don't know about Wendy.
Kenny.
Navy.
I don't know about Butters.
That kind of look like a Butters.
What did that have to do with Scientology?
probably was that one time I won a ticket to go see Hamilton in New York which
if you have been before you will know is directly opposite the Church of
Scientology in Times Square. Act one of Hamilton had just ended and I noticed
that there was a very long line to the bathroom and I thought of that I am
busting the go so I'll find somewhere else. It's important to note that New
New York City has absolutely no public restrooms anywhere.
And I was fucking desperate.
I didn't hear no-
Oh, you're kidding?
She used the Scientology one?
I'm not from the US.
Oh, that is amazing.
I didn't know that they were a bit, you know,
but I didn't know like-
I never even like thought of a scenario like that.
Like what you do.
So I thought I'll get a go over,
I'll see if they have a restroom.
Turns out they didn't.
Oh my goodness.
There's a person sat at the front desk.
Do you have to sign the contract?
I'm like, hey, do you happen to have a bathroom?
I'm booking Boston to go.
He goes, absolutely, follow me this way, and I did.
I'm not questioning any of my choices.
I'm really excited that I have a bathroom to use in New York.
It's thrilling.
Naturally.
It leads me down into the.
I don't know about you guys,
but when you have to pee and you're like at that point
where you're just holding it in
and like the pain starts hitting you at that point.
Oh, like, yeah, I'd go into a Scientology place too, man.
Absolutely.
Which is almost entirely glass.
I look down into the belly and see people.
You'd rather pee your pants?
Like desk after desk after desk.
And they're all there at 9 p.m. on a Saturday night.
As I'm walking by, they all turn and look up at us as we're walking.
At this point I'm like, oh, friendly, he's leading me along, I'm looking and noticing
it's kind of like single file rooms, almost like prison.
We finally reached the bathroom, he's like, let me know if you need anything.
Don't you love it?
I'm like.
I don't know if somebody compares.
A place that's meant to be like a serenity piece, like some type of a ways that they're
promising you.
Described as a prison.
Dude, that's crazy.
Awesome.
I go in.
I do my business.
A legal bathroom.
And as I'm heading out, I almost knock into a man who is standing outside the door.
Not the same guy that brought me there.
A different one.
A new guy is holding a keyboard.
Oh, that's weird.
And he has a very enthusiastic expression on his face.
I go, oh, sorry.
And I go to Keaton.
I swear to God, ma'am.
You go to a public restroom and you're waiting.
Or sorry, no, I mean, not you waiting,
but somebody's waiting for you outside of the door.
You just open the door casually.
You're finally feeling that relief.
And then all of a sudden, some dudes there enthusiastically
like, hi there.
Moving to leave the building.
How you doing?
And he goes, oh, do you have a little time?
I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm active Hamilton.
I know it's crazy.
I want to get very cool
And then he sort of moves towards me with the clipboard
On the other side
It's a new person. I'm like suddenly feeling I don't know the cornering her
You've used our bathroom. We will get you now. They're watching me jogging. I'm running at this point
I'm like and I start to scream and fucking
Wait real a white hey
One of the rest of the story man. It's done bro. She did that's percent Scientology got her. She's dead
Scientology symbol is now given what happened recently in the video, bro. Scientologists taking down the video as we speak
Everyone knows what the Scientology symbol is now given what happened recently in the media
I saw a lot of people in the comment sections asking what Scientology is
So I figured we should talk about it
Do this comment someone hand it
Same man. I honestly thought Scientology was believing in science at first. I thought the same thing
I thought had something to do with like
Actual science they kind of blend the two that's what they boast anyway
They blend science with like like a religion of science basically no absolutely not
It's Lea Remini. She has really good shows. You guys ever want to see more on Scientology
and like all the stories and what not. She dives in deep. She tells you that deep. On
every.
It was monitored by security. It had all kinds of filters. You couldn't connect to sites
that said anything bad about Scientology. So you never got really anything. You used
for work they monitored it you actually had the window to the outside world when David gave you
that Kindle and at the time we didn't know that his Kindle actually connected to the internet.
So I come home and he's like I can get on the internet. His son made a big mistake by giving him
of the Kindle. Oh no. I did it by accident. What to Google? Nine lashes. I may have put
in Scientology or Elron Hubbard. Literally earnestly. Yeah, I thought how much they
said about Eloratris, you know. Right. And then what? What happened? I was just curious
about Elron Hubbard. What the world was saying about Scientology. Like he was excited. He
was like, holy smokes. I want to see like all the. You imagine that too. I can't even
imagine this dude is like oh my god I can't wait to google my hero over here
and then just realize you've been a part of this horrible scam X amount of years
you know I want to see so he just googled Scientology and he was hard
pressed that's quite the experience
he found all the bad things and he's all about reading articles yeah every few
I'd come home and he was like you got to see the writing on the wall. This is going south
But it's literally one Google search for you to be deep program
Yeah, sorry that we were living a lie. I mean, well, I mean to be fair, right?
You got find a single good thing about it because other people are saying, you know, that it just ain't it then yeah
It's it's it's gonna be pretty eye-opening
opening. What is the turning point for you guys? What in the world? My foot is itchy.
Something's like biting it. What I signed up for. This is not my... Frickin' mosquitoes, man.
...can continue to support. Well, if you use that on the base, it was my...
They're in here! It had all kinds of things. Eating meat! Connect to sites that said anything bad about Scientology.
So you never got really anything. Used it for work. They monitored it. You actually had the window to the outside world when David...
Hey, oh am I watching the same video?
Catch yourselves doing that. I swear to God and I can't be the only one that does that
When you just finish a video, but you're like you're tuning in and out type of thing and it just starts replaying
You're like wait a second now wait a second now. I think I've seen this before
Oh my god
Way that illegal though, that's defamatory
They got balloons to try to cover it
That's kind of cool though do this at the Trump power next
What are they gonna do next?
The balloons were a good idea.
The balloons were a good idea, man.
They almost got this person. Why? What happened? What did they say?
They really almost got me?
What did they do?
Free personality...
What did that say?
Oh, tests.
Inside, walk-ins, welcome. Okay.
It's a pretty personality test, okay.
Okay, what, you weren't interested enough?
My god, you guys gotta see,
hold on, let me see if I can find what it looks like, right?
You have to see what the tests look like.
It is so stupid.
You have to see this.
Here we go.
We got people on the inside.
It's supposed to be like two metal rods that you hold.
And this is supposed to be science, right?
Two metal rods that you hold.
You answer a ton of questions,
and then some doofus on the other end of the table
tells you whether or not you need
a little bit more in your life.
A little bit more in your life.
For the low, low price of your soul.
Billion years given to this institution.
Look at how many questions, look at how many, it's like it goes over so many.
I can only imagine you feel defeated by the end of answering like 500 questions about
yourself and then you're like, please, when does it end, when does it end?
That is so stupid.
Exactly 200 questions.
Crazy.
What was the end of it?
What was the results?
Congratulations.
What does that mean?
Here are the results of your personality, analysts, composure, certainty, happiness,
stability, blah blah blah.
I'm so glad like 200 questions can completely.
I love how it says Oxford capacity analysis.
They put in the word Oxford there to try and give it some, you know, some oomph.
Little bit of that oomph.
But I can't imagine spend the time to answer 200 questions. Jesus Christ
All right, let me see
Let's keep diving into this world of Scientology. Hey, what? Hey, bro track it's me
Okay, there my man
What do you mean you don't like that?
you
Thank you.
How do you not attend that and then you're just like you're still clocked in apparently they're still clocked in I like take my money
Don't mean to sit in the chair. I sit in the chair
Let me write you a check
Right you a check
streets, streets LA, this is the same, same guy, that's not an anthologist love to avoid
they see this guy, they, they cross the street
that's like a layer of skin, you might as well tattoo that on him man, come on now
what the heck
did you ever think 15 years ago you'd be out here doing this, did you ever think that?
god damn dude
come on, they always got, the shoes are always too big, every last month the shoes are always way too big
Hahaha
Rose got a stand over there in silence contemplate life a little bit. It's like goddamn look the reinforcements of life
It's okay, bro. Little pat on the back
We got this we will we will overcome
come we'll overcome this Scientology don't do it
uh-oh bros dead when the video loads the bros dead those last you've ever seen
that guy
places you'll never visit part thirty-five
thirty-five
headquarters
the site is built around the ten million dollar mansion where Scientology founder
Ron Hubbard lived
up to a thousand staff members lived in conditions of brutal
for badly behaved members there's a prison on site known as the hole
and up to a hundred staff members try to stay every year but most are hunted
down and court razor wire fences patrols motion detectors and even snipers keep
the workers and members inside the compound also boats are fully working
film studio called golden era that cost around 10.8 million dollars to build
there's also a fully working golf course for members but it's uses off limits to
staff it's told now the whole compound would be worth close to the members being
the celebrities it's crazy dude my feet are so itchy by the way that's why I
I keep moving around something's down there biting me. I swear to God
Sorry Luna, I didn't mean it spooky
Biting me
I gotta pull a peppermint oil or something down here Jesus Christ
Thanks.
Okay, we saw that one.
I was just like the full video, though.
Nah, it's not right.
Hello, they zoom in.
I wanted to see the results.
You're not supposed to film in there, so I don't even know how they did it.
Bro, they walked away with a DVD!
Wait, does she actually sign up? Is that why?
See you all in the documentary.
Literally.
Goddamn.
Luna is looking at you. Oh, shoot.
Dude.
I mean, you're kind of freaking...
All right, I think we dived it. I mean, I guess I guess unless
There's something else we could type in to learn more about Scientology for you guys. That's basically the gist of it though
Much crazies
You'd might fear so itchy. Okay
That's pretty much it right. I was hoping there was gonna be a video that kind of like at length explains it a little better
Tom Cruise Elizabeth?
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my.
I think I'm a little bad.
Why will Tom Cruise not leave Scientology?
Well, especially in Scientology, right?
Yeah, it's great one.
Okay, I'm going to go pee.
I'm going to put peppermint oil on my foot.
So when people say,
get rid of the mosquito venom and hopefully it will prevent them from biting me again.
Well, I continue the live stream.
So I'll be right back.
I'm just trying.
It's like nothing in Hollywood.
It is like nothing.
There's no reason for them to leave if you buy it.
Right, so it's super beneficial for them to be back today.
Correct.
Like, he has employees, they work for him,
all these people will take care of his every need.
Yes, and there's policy on how to talk to somebody.
Like, you wouldn't say, like you said,
You'll get me a 40 and I wanted this temperature.
There's no, I can't get it with five miles and many,
you know, with 30 miles.
It would be none of that kind of care.
Like, not any kind of policy about,
you don't talk back like ever.
You don't step out of line, you don't give an opinion,
you don't make a face, you don't make a gesture,
you don't sigh.
If you step out of line in any way,
you are dealt with by the church.
So far, essentially, it has servants.
How many people?
A lot.
And by the way, I don't regard somebody with staff.
Like, if you can have it, I go, do it all day, all night.
Do it all day, all night.
But when you believe, as a scientist,
you are working with somebody whose single candidate
is saving the planet, and you deserve that kind of punishment,
that's something different.
When it's going to look like that, it's going to abuse that is not justified, but it is justified because you believe that you are single-planetly saving the planet.
Yeah, I get it.
Oh my god, that makes so much sense now.
Tom Cruise gets like this free slavery, essentially.
Like nothing.
Why would he want to leave?
That makes sense, man. Damn.
I can imagine, dude.
Tom Cruise, you think Tom Cruise is making a joke so you laugh at him?
Just stares you down?
He tells you to get undressed or something?
He spanks you over and over?
That's crazy, dude. Alright.
I'm a witch, thank you!
When you do this, it re-stills a fear that the outside world is evil and that the only goodness in this world is within their cult.
Because that's why they're not making it.
Yeah, they're freaky, too, man.
But if you're not making it, it's not water.
It'll plant this seed in the back of their brain.
Same game, though. Same game.
Maybe the outside world isn't as bad as I'm.
Not a mustard lady being a Scientologist.
You guys are curious on who we can...
I'm not surprised.
You guys have been wondering if Scientology's caught the secret camera in my glasses after filming them with.
They haven't come on to it yet, but they have gotten very close.
What kind of glasses do they have?
Never seen it change their glasses.
These? It's a style thing. No.
Oh, I thought that's what the siren was. Could be their shot.
That'd be cool.
That'd be cool. Wait, there's a glitch.
Oh my god, wait, that's genius though. They can't even...they're not allowed to have access to the internet, right?
So they would never know that you're filming them other than like the top people you know like the celebrities
Tom Cruise or the main dude the CEO of this thing who clearly does whatever he wants
These people clearly do whatever they want the staff. However, are the ones that are like
You get beaten down can't do this can't do that
Camera that small so shit like someone like her would never be cool. She don't even know what the internet is
She's boring than this most likely
my glasses I kind of want to see now what else has he captured
some people accuse me of brainwashing colt yeah my brain does mean washing but it's not just like
simply like really yeah once in the entire brainwashing process that this guy's talking about
what the colt doesn't know is that a spy cam on my glasses so in this video i'm going to show
you step by step how you go from a normal citizen of society to a brainwashed colt member
All supported by footage.
You like capture?
But first, let's look at the actual definition of brainwashing.
Google claims to make similar adapts radically different beliefs
by using systematic and often forceful pressure.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Show me the footage!
Hello, this guy.
What did he say?
He was like...
Whatever needs to go, it's all subject to change.
Replace any thought, any way of thinking in there.
It's all gonna go, let it go.
That is what I'm saying.
I mean, technically a society is a cult by that standard, no?
I think, to some degree.
I mean, the government.
Right?
Sometimes it works.
Sometimes it gets a little kooky.
Like these people.
They get a little kooky with it.
Everyone in the entire world that actually got it correct
Which is actually the correct statistic if you take all their members divided by the population of the world
But all actual logic aside getting rid of your religions the fastest way to turn your brain into a blank slate
So it's easier for you to be brainwashed
My life
Next they told me that Satan's coming thanks. This is where the scare tactic I mentioned before comes into play
They told me that Satan is going to kill every single person on earth that doesn't do exactly what they say
Oh, really?
Anytime I say oh really I just think of that one dude
from that like
Game cleaning company you guys know what I'm talking about
Oh, really?
I gotta show you now
If I don't show you the context, you'll be like, what is this guy took the best?
Really?
One second, one second.
Let me see here.
Well, I take my vitamins.
Is this like gunk cleaner or something?
something
it was from uh...
from age three
it's got a year
don't clean
gamer gear
I'm a fast forward to the oh really
Gaming gear glasses
The only stuff you should use to clean your gear. This air is a bad air. You cannot find here
This anywhere and did you guys know that gamer air costs twice right here move on to the screen for this step
We've especially formulated dust
Please and dust off Shannon. Please. Let me tell you folks. It is not a paper towel. Let's just say really not that
Boy, you could tell the people are pretty insecure about their friends
He's right here, man.
Nah, it must have been a real- God damn it.
Hold on, hold on.
He says it at some point, dude.
Oh!
This stuff, right here, right here, this stuff,
this is the good stuff, the right stuff,
the dust off stuff, the only stuff
you should use to clean your gear.
This air, really?
This stuff, here's how, this stuff, here's how.
You gotta do it clean.
And here's how, this stuff, right here,
Oh, as you go leaping God, yeah, dude, I feel like you're gonna have to like watch this
The little one video to see this oh planet rangers
nails the gamer this guy
After that was conceived around
I can never get out of my head now now that I've seen it now. I've seen this guy say oh really
You sit here
When you're done, really take a swap for the tiny we'll watch another day
It's okay, but basically if you're curious you can see that video and you'll see it's like ten-year-old video
That's like h3h3 back in the day
I'm still getting eaten
Frickin mosquito in here dude. How's that even possible also? Why is it hanging out just like under my desk?
Dude every time
I gotta deal with this
Yeah, now all you are gonna be itchy too psychology
Spy cam this guy ever tell us what was actually going on
Unlearn a lot of things
I thought this dude was gonna show us videos. I am not seeing any video proof
I'm not surprised bros buying kids. I'm just saying all right
Let's see. Let's see what's next. What do we have next?
Seth Rogen says, Tom Cruise tried to sell them on Scientology. What was the selling point?
If you let me just give me like 20 minutes, like really just...
I've always been curious what those conversations are like.
Like how someone's gonna try and actually convince you. You know what I mean?
you know what i mean
i just need
thirty seconds of your time
thirty seconds
if i can't convince you
May I die right now?
If you let me just give me like a 20 minute,
so like really just tell you what it was about,
you would say no way.
I just realized this comment dude, can you guys see it?
Oh, you can't really see it.
It basically says, I'll never forget Christian Bale
saying watching interviews of Tom Cruise
partly inspired his role as Patrick Bateman
in American Psycho.
I mean, I get the wording was I was like,
is that a good thing to be saying?
We all know what it's about you get the perks as a celebrity to just abuse people basically
it's crazy that's all it is that's his 20 minutes of truth right there 20 minutes of
him just circle jerking on his own story saying how that you can whip them you
can whip them I swear
story time we're all live guys hey I want to see the story she ever do it or
What she ever tells the story or what?
Where's the video though?
Scientology replaced her she's a double. This isn't the real person
A couple of questions on our tour.
Hey, what happened to the comment thing, though?
It was there and then it wasn't.
How do I get that back?
It's annoying that desktop TikTok won't have the, I love when people would have like a
part two and they'll they'll have the video there like commented I don't know
why I took out desktop doesn't do that man
so is this and then we went here where's the video
bro this is 2021 holy smokes she hasn't made a part two by then
she's no thank him
It leads to the mysterious and creepy town of East Grinstead.
On the surface, East Grinstead is just another bland town in Sussex, but it does have some
incredibly creepy residents.
On the outskirts is St. Hill Manor, which is a major headquarters for Scientology and
used to be the global headquarters in Elrond Hubbard's home.
Rumour has it that Tom Cruise actually used a wing of St. Hill Manor to isolate during
the first three months of lockdown.
But it gets weirder still.
A major temple for the Mormons and the little village for the Malta Libby is also in East
Grinstead.
I can't even imagine how much money Tom Cruise must have contributed if any at all just because he's such like the face of a person who
It's more valuable to them to just have him do whatever they want
Basically just give him like feel free reigns of like all Scientology
Just to just to have that face on board
brown novels the rose accrucian order have their global HQ just outside east grinstead and apparently guard a body of sequence
integral to the universe i'm not sure how true this is but i'm pretty sure their leader is in the same whatsapp group as the
mason's and the illuminati there is also supposed to be ancient hinges in the woodland surrounding east grinstead where pagans and druids
perform rituals pick off if you think i'm going to try and get footage of any of that and the johobas witnesses also have a large presence here but let's be honest how
boring are they compared to i want footage of it though it guides to the mysterious and creepy town of east grinstead
What is that? It's East Greenston. It's just me.
Any of you from East Greenston?
Oh, is that Shelly?
Today, Shelly's sixth and second birthday.
Oh, she's totally dead, dude.
There's no way. There's no way you can't, like,
not be seen in public. She's totally dead, dude.
I said, we're sent here by the Church of Scientology to tell me that they knew that I was friends with you, they knew who I am, they wanted me to know that they know where I live, they know everything about us, and that they're going to do everything they can to destroy me, harm and destroy me, it's the words.
What?
Yeah, they continued on saying that we're going to call every
Scientologist in Fairwater and they're going to do everything that they can to destroy it. I didn't even know what to do. I just I was stunned. I was shocked. Yeah, I was just like, my God. And I shut the just shut the door on them.
I live in a community and somehow these people got to these people being people from the outside.
Damn. Yeah. And I'm a woman.
Wait, really? I didn't know they'd do that. Really?
Oh, and they got to sign an NDA and all that stuff.
And they pay really well.
And I get the job and I drive two and a half hours to the middle of nowhere, with no reception
to a place that looks like this.
A straight castle, like in the middle of...
What happened though?
So they put all the actors in this room and they're all super ridiculous.
They say, spank me.
We get our hair and makeup done in one of these rooms, then we get taken to this part
of the building with like super high-tech vibes, and these are all Scientology videos
playing simultaneously.
We walk through here, and here, and we get to our filming location, which is the room
that looks like that.
But we're made to stand in front of the wall with a partner, and we're supposed to touch
It's possible to touch the wall when our partner tells us to, and turn around when our partner tells us to, but only if they tell us to.
And then we have to do something called auditing, which is when we have to tell the same story over and over and over again using these machines.
That's the machine right there, with the metal rods that I was telling you guys about.
This thing right here dude, you put your hands on these two metal rods, you grasp it, you cusp it.
They ask you the questions over and over again 200 questions times a thousand basically and
This goofy looking contraption tells them whether or not
What what areas you need to focus on better yourself? I guess something like that something will be like that
phone nonsense
Yeah
Working for psychology and he aspired so I really hope I don't get in trouble for this
But if I disappear y'all know where I go, so sorry
God damn man background doctors all the time and they pay really well, and I had just moved here
So I was like, let's go I got the job and I drive two and a half hours to the middle
I mean hey with no reception to a place that looks like she did what she needed to do
Remember as sure as you she isn't in a cult
and certainly no leader.
All qualifiers are equally qualified.
Of course we do have the first person to be called
and she and she is a guide for us
and interpreter of the ways that this home is for us,
but she is not our leader.
I will speak to him now.
Of course.
I am she, wow, yes, I mean,
Thank you.
What?
The who?
Not me considering joining.
What do I sign up?
Uh-uh.
When a joke turns into real
quote, what happens?
You thought next year, I had a lot of celebrities in their cults.
Let's talk about Scientology.
Scientology one most people know about is Tom Cruise. He has actually been involved with Scientology since the 80s
Thanks to his first wife mean Rogers. He is still very much involved. Oh, I didn't know that
And she doesn't really talk about it too much. Oh my god that explains it that explains why she is in Scientology
She was raised in Scientology. Dude. That's crazy. She was never given a choice
voice. Holy smokes.
But there was someone who did kind of have her on Instagram and compared it to the shows
she's on, Handmaid's Tale, which she did defend Scientology and said it wasn't like
that at all. Jenna Elfman held her in a Scientologist for almost two years. She has said that Scientology
has helped keep a positive balance between her marriage and her family life while working
in the business, saying, I use it every single day and it keeps me energized and vivacious
and happy and I'm not kidding what I'm saying there are so many celebrities who
are a part or have been a part of Scientology if you want more let me know
you thought next see him have a lot of celebrities in there cult celebrities
Hey, when you hit the gritty on-sign, I'll do that.
Everybody knows this iconic picture of Nicole Kidman after divorcing Tom Cruise, but do you know why she looks so happy?
A lot of people don't know that when Tom unexpectedly fell for divorce, Nicole had just suffered a miscarriage and it wasn't her first.
First she struggled to get pregnant before they adopted their two kids, which must have been so painful for her since she always wanted to be a mom
I don't know that
Scientology had tried to separate Nicole from her kids even going so far as installing a wiretap on her phone
So yes, Queen live your best life
It's not the most popular thing to be anymore.
Goes off on saying, what is Joey Diaz?
How to say about Scientology.
When you're Cuban, you have a little San Jose readmanship.
You have like an aunt that cuts chickens and shit
on the weekends and puts spells on.
You don't tell nobody about it.
So I never told nobody about it.
Then I watched that fucking documentary on Scientology,
right?
And I'm like, here's a bunch of rich, white, intelligent people
waiting for a fucking Martian, you know? At least Santeria is from Africa. I mean, seriously,
when I saw the fucking Scientology thing, I'm like, what the fuck? They're nice, intelligent white people
waiting for a fucking Martian wearing a navy suit, salute each other and check.
The fuck is wrong with you? You got everything going for you, dumb motherfuckers? I need people
around us. They're all around us. I am a Scientologist. Get the fuck away from me.
Oh man, it's a human cursing machine.
Of course!
Naturally.
Oh!
I didn't know that.
I didn't know he dabbled.
Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know he dabbered like that. Wait what? Who? Jesus Christ.
It's christ.
Dude, they milk these celebrities. It's crazy.
That's surprising.
That's crazy.
People actually follow
This woman's name is Claire Hadley and she used to be an executive in the Church of Scientology
She was born into the church and signed an executive contract and she was only seven years old
The billion-year contract
She was threatened with freeloader debt
It pops up again
I'm surprised you could leave it. It's super difficult from from what they've said
On how you leave Scientology. They got people on people on people
That'll make sure that it makes it the most unpleasant experience for you when you leave
She threatened to cause a scene, so they let her go.
What happened to your lead?
The church just runs a website against them,
trying to discredit them by saying,
look at all these pictures.
They had a great time.
Look at your contract, dude.
This woman's name is Claire Headley,
and she used to be an exception.
Jesus.
Tom Cruise is a big breakfast, doesn't he?
I don't know.
Tom Cruise, you don't know?
We attended the church as well.
I don't know.
That's the one with genies, baby.
It's on Christmas.
This is the very first thing that happened when I walked into the Church of Scientology.
Were you attempting to investigate Scientology?
Do you have any sort of investigatory like, for your mind?
Do you have anywhere in your family who's connected to like, nobody in CIA, FBI, MI6, RSA?
Do you have anybody in your life who doesn't like Scientology or doesn't like the fact that you're here?
Maybe my parents.
You know that you kind of do a Church of Scientology?
Yeah.
create trouble for you.
We have 10 things to investigate Scientology.
Do I look like someone that had to investigate Scientology?
I don't think so personally.
Yes, I pass.
This is the very first thing that happened when I walked through the Church of Scientology.
Just pull the universe card on them.
Say, are you investigating Scientology?
The baby CIA, FBI, FBI 6.
When I tell you that I just went down to the darkest Danny Masterson Scientology,
people that are interconnected rabbit hole so you don't have to it is mine it's
mind-blowing let me like follow share but did you know this did you know who's
married to who and who is interconnected and who it is not surprised
does anyone else want to get like taken into a cult just to see it like you'd be
smart enough to not get convinced to be a part of the cult like do you reckon I
I can convince a bunch of Scientologists that I'm a Scientologist, but I'm not.
Does anyone else want to get like...
Mmm, nah, you'd have to have like their secret handshake or, you know, do something that they know.
The one thing, especially about Scientology, like, the moment you're disobedient, it's like they know.
They know.
Not security!
Mobile what the heck is that thing dude?
That's the vehicle they're claiming that they're gonna go into the future with
That Chris Pratt
I
Like I said the security guards always baffle me they're literally just people that look like meat shields
Where it's like they get hired based on the thing of like all right something happens. You just got to fling yourself as people
But they have like no experience
They're like not built to be security or anything. They're just like
Someone that walked into Scientology and they're like I got a job for you, buddy
I keep seeing people making fun of the way that people talk in Marvel movies, and specifically
like the comedy, like the little quips that they do and shit, like this.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
You're an idiot.
Did I say that out loud?
Okay, so that kind of shit, right?
So I decided to re-film a Marvel scene using Gen Z humor.
Here it is.
Captain America we've got you surrounded come out with your hands up. I wish I
were dead also come
so stupid man but I respect it second generation the people that were born
into it basically gives a lot of money they want to see the money
Oh, he was born into it also. Okay, that makes sense
Naturally, usually when one family member is in kind of get the rest in on your dime basically oh
My god, we've seen this video already
Right
I think I was tuning out because I was just so fascinated with the actual celebrities
But I don't understand that those are all the second gen celebrities. Okay, it makes sense
Damn that's pretty cool
I don't know who that is though.
He knows.
He cruises a very lovely man, probably not, I don't know him.
I mean, Scientology, oh, wait, so you're a fan of him,
because he didn't recruit you?
Tom is the known, though.
Tom doesn't just recruit anybody.
I wonder why.
Bro's not about to just go out there.
I think he knows about this stuff, too.
It's kind of like he's using, that's why he wanted
Seth Rogen, because number one, Rogen is way more successful,
and he knew bringing in Rogen would
be huge for Scientology versus Russell Bram.
So I don't think he will waste his time on the pettiness
of the random B-list celebrity or something like that.
My name is Aaron Smith-Levitt.
Last month, for the first time in Clearwater's history,
a city council candidate endorsed by Scientology
won their election with a margin small enough
that the Scientology vote itself was the determining factor
in the outcome of the election.
I'm referring, of course, to Lena Tashara.
Two years ago, Scientology told all of its members
to vote for Kathleen Beckman and Frank Hibber.
Last month, Scientology told all of its members
to vote for David Albright and Lena Tashara.
David Tashara, which now has Clearwater's political
establishment exactly where he's been trying to get you for decades which is
completely beholden to keeping Scientology happy in order to retain power
which is why I'm gonna do everything in my power to make sure that clear water
citizens and voters keep that in mind while mayor have their all comes and
many of your other favorite celebrities are part of a very dangerous cult this
cult is known on the internet special treatment like having they're allowed to
do this because all meetings are against you if you try to leave you're also banned from seeking any
legal justice against any other men get that you taking notes
So I ran to my room, grabbed my purse, grabbed my jewelry, put it in my purse, ran back to the castle.
This is where we were sitting. And there was five cars in the parking lot.
I know that where the cars were parked was a blind spot for the security cameras.
So I'm checking the car doors. And I don't know whose cars these are.
And I'm just checking whichever door is open. And then there was one door that was open.
That was open. Okay. Good. I pop the trunk. And then I squeeze in and then I close the trunk.
And then I hear my boss come out. Valerie? Valerie? Oh, I thought Valerie was out here. Huh. She was juiced out here.
And then I hear the actors come out. And one-
Not Leia tagging Tom Cruise, did she?
And then another car starts.
Well, naturally though.
The car that I'm in, the actor gets into the driver's seat
and then he drives, drives.
Okay, now he's driving.
He's taking the path of where the actor needs to go
to get off the property.
And then he stops at the booth.
The security guard comes out of the booth.
And then they start talking and then he's like,
okay, great, thanks, bye.
Oh, he doesn't stop the car.
So then the car goes out of the booth and onto the road
and then turns and then we're going.
And I've made it, but he stops again.
Ba, ba, ba.
I wonder if she lived or died.
But it's an intimidation tactic, right?
Well, it doesn't intimidate me.
It makes me want to retaliate, you know?
Cause I'm not going to stand for it.
It's one thing if it's paparazzi,
because that's the business that I'm in,
but I'm not in the business of being stalked
by ass, I don't know.
How do they find us?
by tracking airline reservations
naturally
no
to find all you get the
just fantastic series
she's a fantastic series she's dedicating essentially like
everything to
try to educate
on
the real
the realness of like what to expect from Scientology I don't even see it as so much as somebody
that's trying to like bash Scientology so much as like dude she's just letting people
speak about it you know she's letting people tell their their truth about it so take it
for what you will nothing good nothing good
weird.
It's like Tom loves women don't have a side of the back side.
Literally.
And then I don't remember exactly what was wrong, but they decided she wasn't right
for the part anymore.
And she got like excommunicated.
She was sent to Tampa, Florida.
The worst thing that could happen to you.
Not clear water.
We already know about clear water.
She was scrubbed the floor with a toothbrush.
And so she was sent there and like completely kicked out of the entire community.
She was scrubbed brothers and her mom was a Scientology.
Like she was raised in Scientology.
Everybody she knew was taken from her.
And so she was sent there and like completely kicked out of the entire community.
She was scrubbed brothers and her mom was a Scientology.
Like she was raised in Scientology.
So everybody she knew was taken from her.
Oh
Look at this comment right here, I kind of believe it because it would make sense she got booted because when Tom introduced her
To David Miss cabbage. She asked David to repeat something. He said because she didn't hear him. That's a big no-no
No, that's a big no no disobedience. You weren't paying attention what your ears don't work
Excommunicado that went John Wick on
But I have a pitch I think maybe we take these three things and
You see the hesitance of everybody like whether or not they should clap or not
It's so deep
Apologies so deep and celebrities man. Everybody's like whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We get caught clapping. We get caught laughing done
Ex-communica, so that whole John Wick scene that happens in the background is just like
Name on the board and then you're the target you're next
Fighting for your life in Europe and other countries
Naturally
So this is the point of the auditing. Not only to go through and clear all of your trauma from this lifetime, but all of your past lifetimes as well.
Their godlike figure is referred to as the Supreme Being, but discovering the Being is each own individual's unique journey.
They also believe in the Eight Dynamics, which I'll put here.
And once you're going to have brought up the latter to a more meaningful and powerful position, the goal is to hit Operating Peyton.
Once you get to this level, you can control the world around you and you could also leave your body at any time.
To achieve OT, you have to get to level 3, which takes a lot of auditing and you have to sign confidentiality agreements.
And Hubbard warned people about this level saying that it was dangerous and might cause illnesses.
And so the documents about this level were released to the public, which got very controversial.
So what exactly did you do?
You're not gonna tell us? Bro, I got hooked on that.
Wait, what was it?
It's actually an immortal soul that has been through multiple past lives.
Hold up. So what was it then?
Hey, oh, she's got to tell me now, but I'm never going to find the video.
Oh my God.
That's mine.
I wonder what it was, dude.
Yeah, I'll never find it.
I like on the app, like on your phone or something like that, it'll show you like just watched
and you can like scroll down to the just watch video and then you can at least get close
to it, right?
Not on desktop man, not on desktop, maybe we'll find it through here though.
A notable waffle.
I do like that English expression.
Waffling.
30 minute IQ test. Oh my god, they want to make sure you're dumb. Oh my god, it all
makes sense. They want to make sure you are stupid so that they can take you for everything
you have and use you as part of human slavery.
Holy smokes.
It all makes sense now.
Dude, that's crazy.
I don't even think they'll accept you if your IQ is high.
There's probably gotta be some exception.
You knew a person, that knew a person that can vouch for you.
Because if you have a high IQ,
you cannot be in Scientology, unacceptable.
You're just gonna start realizing
and figure things out and you're gonna be like,
Hell no, this is this is not it. They don't want people like that. They don't want people like that
Make sense that makes sense though
Interesting
They want that low IQ person that goes
It's a mysterious, you know, Scientology. There's this kind of thing that nobody knows anything about it, and now you're not in that religion anymore.
And I guess one question is, why did you choose to leave if you can answer that?
Well, um, you know, my mother got involved when we were very young, so it's all we really ever knew.
We knew there'd be some sort of trouble, but no.
Ellen is weird, man.
I've seen that was about to erupt.
Oh, buddy.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, is this part two?
We found it, okay.
Hold on, I'm gonna go pee while she's explaining this.
And after him, a rise in celebrity-sorting Scientology came about.
Tom Cruise, John Travolta would help recruit people.
This church is making a ton of money and allegedly giving people low wages.
In addition to this, it has broken families apart.
Like if someone in your family does not agree with you being a part of this, you are required to cut them off.
The leader of the church even cutting off his own father.
And the scariest part of this is that all of your auditing tapes are recorded.
But you have a file of your deepest darkest secrets on record.
They can be either used to discredit you or blackmail you later.
And they have been known to force confessions also know what I've seen David's wife since like 2007 if you want to hear the
Rest of the story go to my Insta. I really hope they don't come for me after this series
But keep in mind that even Charles Manson thought that Scientology was wait a second. So
How do they force you to confess
Forced you to confess what did they do to you strangle your neck? Are you limping? No
Yeah, as I went to the bathroom, Scientology was waiting for me right there with pure excitement
asking me if I could take their IQ test.
I failed it and they smacked me with a bat right to my kneecap.
So now I've returned with a limp.
I don't care what your profession is, having Tom there.
Is this what we're doing now?
Yeah?
No?
We completely forgot about the fact that he's in Scientology.
We completely forgot about the fact that, like, you know,
he's second in command in Scientology.
We're going to forget about that.
Literally second in command.
And the stories that Lee Romney shared.
It's like a perfect partnership between, what's his name,
David, David Miscavige, or something like that?
We're going to leave out all the things
in Scientology around the people.
We're going to play that game because Tom Cruise gave you
a little bit of attention.
What did he say in the beginning everybody to work with Tom I don't care what your profession is
having time there everybody to work with them the tracking you now I don't
doubt it the moment they have your information they're all over you
in one of my children's scavages,
out of David and his scavages office,
to surround Tom Cruise with Scientologists on staff.
So I had to hire an executive housekeeper, a maid, a cook.
And they had to be Scientologists.
They all had to be Scientologists.
Why?
Because they wanted him to only be in Scientology 100%.
And when I went to his house.
Imagine, like the like-mindedness of that.
They were holding his house, holding his laundry,
doing things for Tom personally.
Seagrog members.
During that time, that's when I saw the abuses going on
with David and the Savage.
We were in meetings with him very often.
And he's a very angry man.
Isn't it funny?
He said something.
You guys don't know about this guy?
He's basically Tom Cruise.
They're one and the same.
If you're a man, he would likely hit you, punch you,
knock you down.
They're literally one and the same.
Chucky.
But yeah.
I love watching TikTok.
I'm addicted to TikTok.
I'm gonna make you addicted to it if you're not already.
Ayo.
I was loud!
So basically these are my favorites.
Heheheh, dude!
Toby McGuire, man.
I feel like it was, uh, just brought up on a different time.
Bro, can't appreciate like the paparazzi, man.
Look at that face, bro.
Hahaha!
Toby don't play around dude. Toby don't play around. Look at this
This common is too accurate man. Andrew Garfield laughing emoji Tom Holland super excited emoji Tomy McGuire
serious face mochi
So true so true
Bro's got a spidey senses on point
just randomly sees camera I was gonna find you do oh god the og he was such
good spider-man though bro was such good spider-man does he actually see the matter
where you are if you have a camera and it is pointing at hoping the wire he will
find you and you will kiss you I saw this is cool dude when I saw this show
your shirt please yeah it says my melody my melody
show me my boo thing now I got that song stuck in my head
Did the skill that required to fly these things is pretty insane when you think about it.
It's pretty insane man.
Risking your life every day, fly one of these things.
So for context, this is literally like just as I'm going throughout my day, I'm on TikTok
a lot and I'll just start favoring videos now so that I can feel like we're watching
it together so you know what I'm watching.
This is literally literally if you were sitting beside me, and we were just going through tic-tac together mean
That's big snake that's big snake man I
Hate tic-tac because you know one song in my head tic-tac will make you get so many songs stuck in your head
What I mean is, I never noticed this before, Michael looking both ways before, oh yeah, dude.
Right before, bro's about to kill somebody, he's gotta make sure he's abiding by traffic laws.
Gotta abide by traffic laws.
It don't matter if you're preparing for a murder.
You've gotta abide by traffic laws.
They're serious, dude.
Isn't that crazy?
Look how deep that hole is!
It's because of that one video. That one video had like, mad sound, so...
It's still going!
There's no bottom!
Sometimes gas is built up in the hole so that could have been bad.
Oh dude, imagine?
Imagine?
Broke through that like a Frenchman?
Let me see.
Why he got to say why you got to do the Frenchman like that as a child going through there
Why are you thinking that why are you thinking that?
The moon is on the horizon
instead of above the horizon is what this guy is trying to point out let's take a
look at some of the answers here because the moon the moon the moon is in
our system we're enclosed the ferment above
huh that's how that works the moon
I'm not crazy though.
Local sun and local moon, it's pretty easy if you're not still asleep.
The moon is local.
God, all these flat earthers, man.
They get one piece of juicy, probably fake evidence and they just go rampant.
We just not gonna ramp it. Dude, look at this.
Imagine getting blown out of the sky like that. Freaking style on. Got the
fighter jet Fortnite dancing on you. That's the last thing you ever see.
That'd be pretty insane. I'm not gonna lie
Crazy though crazy
Is that a snake?
Dad realizing he didn't buy a toy snake.
I love that.
Is that a snake?
I don't remember blowing a snake.
Bop!
Ah!
Is that a snake?
Next thing you know, the kid is dead.
The kid is dead.
There is no way he escaped like that.
Where did bro go? So easy. Can you imagine being a police officer at just being like
opening that door? You know, like, God. Damn! Bro's fired the next day. No way he still
No way.
He's getting made fun of back at the station.
Bro's going to be serving coffee for the rest of the semester.
Clearly this dude lied on his application.
Clearly.
Have you ever had experience with Cotton Candy Machine before?
He kicked off yes, he kicked off five years
Five plus years look what happens look what happens when you do that
Why did she react that way? Why she's so scared what happened?
Dude, she's paticking for her life!
She's paticking for her life, man!
God damn!
Let me out of here!
What are you doing in this situation?
Yeah, what are you gonna do in this situation?
Okay, first of all, that is so many people just in like one little area.
Dude, the moment people start swarming your vehicle, you're getting run over.
That's what I'm doing in that situation.
You start swarming the vehicle, you're getting run over.
Limbs flying all over the place, I don't care.
You've made your choice.
You've made the decision that you're willing to risk your life or whatever it is that you're
about to do. So you go and die. It's as simple as that.
I'm playing, you know, that song, Dan Lines by Ruth B. in the background.
Well, I'm running people over. Absolutely.
Sunday driving right over there.
Dude, that's crazy though, isn't it?
I don't know man, that many people in one spot can never be good.
There's too many different opinions out there.
first mistake was stopping, literally. Why on earth would you stop? Like I said, I'm
blasting some tunes and I'm running people over.
And then there's this!
You know what, in Los Angeles you have like an accident every two minutes. People
I don't know how to drive
You know, it's crazy. I feel like if you leave it up to people like like kind of like in this style. I
Think they're like they're more careful man
They know what to do
But when people get confused with like traffic laws and figuring out like you know where the heck do I turn is it my right
Away is it your right away rather than just using like basic common knowledge when there's like, you know
You're just applying like real-world physics to like maneuvering around this is what you get
Not necessarily chaos, but a fishing chaos
It's different. It's different
Did y'all know that it's 100% illegal to try to communicate with dolphins do I know your local nearby beach
Did you know that if you get caught doing this you can get fined up to a hundred thousand dollars or
Sent to jail for up to a year
Now, the video clip I'm about to show you is for entertainment purposes only.
I repeat, entertainment purposes only, and it has me raising eyebrows on what's the
real reason why they've made it illegal to try to communicate with dolphins.
Use your own discernment, comment below, but let's discuss it.
This video you're about to watch is quite an eyebrow razor.
Why is it always like a video that's being used as proof of something has to be in the
quality of like I don't know the 40s like what is this man why is every video that's
like I got proof show some 1940 video sounds like bros stuck in a microwave
bros literally frying in he's frying in there a thousand percent
All the whales have been killed all over the world and started to influence him to stop the whaling in the world.
So what did they do? He started Greenpeace.
Even security cameras qualities are better.
Six people together.
Literally.
Which I got to introduce with each one of these people.
And I'm gonna go out and...
We're like a minute into this video and I don't know why.
Or not, I don't know why.
I don't know. I don't know what is telling me why it's illegal to communicate with the dolphins yet
No idea why
Oh, I think it's about just about to explain
Oh, you write it's a seven minute video, I didn't realize that
It's just based on how people communicate with their minds.
So Bro's basically trying to say that he can do that too.
He could tap into their radio waves, their sonic waves,
by communicating.
That's interesting.
Who knows?
Maybe I'm going to trust the man in the 1940 video.
Bro, just say a 1000 mile radius, 1000 miles.
Dude, that's like 12 hours by car or something like that.
Oh my god, Brogess literally got scammed out of a house.
and decided to make this cult to make up for it. To justify it. Oh no.
And he's still not made contact, so I need more time, I need more time, I said, okay.
So, but I was there, you know, so we were all living together again, which is why he's
living down here, and me and my wife were living there, and my kids.
And, uh, about two weeks later, he used to have root, though, if anybody who knows Dr.
Paul's part, you know Paul's part, he's done.
What are you in for?
Imagine, imagine having that conversation with your cellmate.
So what do you need for bloody?
I'm just ended up telling him.
I'm talking to an adult man.
He's got five years.
What?
Dude, there's no way.
This has to be a prank video, bro.
Four minutes in, and I don't know,
and i don't know a single goddamn thing that this guy's talking about
and the fact that somebody shaved like what half his head
gave his house away
trust some dude knocked down his walls found some new windows in there
get to the get to the juicy part what happened
he's starting a world dominance
world domination plan with dolphins
by telepathically communicating with them
and the u.s. government is on to him
So now he was taken out by the CIA.
Is that what's going on?
What are you doing today? It's just water.
Just some ice water.
And so, the whales and the island, and the extraordinary level of awareness, we can't
really talk about it because we're here.
Dude, I just feel like I always, it's time to time on this video.
But apparently it is illegal to actually talk dolphins.
I don't know what that video had to do with explaining that.
Oh, wow.
Pineapple's fat.
It's not pineapple, it's fresh.
Pineapple's fat.
Jesus
Roads be dangerous
Roads be dangerous out here, man
My man is fighting for his life
well he's trying to figure out some pineapple jack stuff it's crazy hey look
at this
but a lot of places but only in downtown Troy do you see stuff like this
How did you learn how to do that?
Bro is it crack head?
I mean you had to be on crack to figure out how you could do that.
Dude, something about these lemurs.
It's so cute.
Now, you see that in the middle of the night though?
I don't know.
I don't think it's going to be cute anymore.
You hear that noise with that face in the middle of the night?
You shine like your flashlight on that, you're trying to figure out like what the heck is
making that noise?
And all of a sudden this thing with those round eyes and lipstick wearing, looking animal,
making that noise at you?
I'll close the door.
Oh my god, little baby!
Look at the little baby!
Alright, now that's cute.
I feel like it's really hard for any baby animal to be ugly.
I feel like it's really hard.
I don't know if there's one out there that exists, but I'm just saying that it's really hard.
down. What the fuck? Please. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm not coming
down. Come down. Nice friendly. Come down. Bro. There's no way, man. There's no way, man.
That crazy
My god, it's so satisfying.
It just keeps going.
That's crazy.
Hi sharks.
I'm here to tell you about my business plane.
My name is Claybakes. I'm the COO of Haven.
We're all just like Claybakes.
And we're seeking $500,000 in exchange for 6% equity in our business.
Shark's not long ago, Clay and I both experienced a series of break-ins in our neighborhoods.
In reality, a break-in occurs every 18 seconds here in the United States.
We quickly realize it doesn't matter if you lock your doors or not.
The traditional deadbolt just isn't getting the job done. Let me show you.
This is your standard deadbolt.
While it may feel secure, when you lock it, an experienced intruder can get in at about five kicks.
Alex, show them how easy this is.
Five kicks.
One.
Come on, Alex.
Kick it hard.
Two.
Three.
Come on, Alex.
Four.
Come on, Alex.
Kick it.
How much yourself?
And now, you said five kicks.
Okay, I'm just saying if if you hear these you hear 30 kicks at your door and you're not doing something about it
Right out the wedge
Bros bring out the sledgehammer man
He's still going hey, why is bro repeating the script?
He's like, he didn't know what to say.
He goes, okay, I'm just gonna repeat the exact same thing.
In about five kicks, this door's gonna come down
about every 18 seconds.
There's a break in in America.
A break in could happen in less than two minutes
in the United States.
One in 36 homes in America will have a break in.
Smart locks, face at the deadbolt, feel better.
Alex?
Okay, so what are you selling us?
We're being sold.
So we're moving on out of the door.
That also will not break down.
A traditional door will withstand 30 kicks plus a wedge, plus a sledgehammer.
I mean that's pretty clever.
There's no deadbolt here, right?
No deadbolt.
Listen, Alex is going to break the other door.
I don't know how he's going to break this door.
Give it to him.
Oh, he did it!
He finally did it!
There you go.
back down never what Alex says I'm getting a goddamn door down I'm dead
it down like I said I don't know what you're doing
my dog's inside the house today is his birthday
I work three jobs.
Oh, we're switching up with that music, though, so I can't make it.
I left my key under the map.
The package has a shark costume.
This package that he delivered.
Can you surprise him?
Broden didn't take a second, Broden hesitated for one millisecond.
The moment he saw a blank page on that next one, he said, I'm doing it.
Brode got the package, Brode got the key, and he's just gonna go right on it.
So this is literally why my package was late by the way.
This is exactly why I got a notice from Amazon that said, your package has been delayed for
a day.
Look at this guy right here.
That's cute.
I would never, I would never trust anybody with my key, but that's cute.
I can only imagine that going wrong.
same same concepts they may everything and then just have like in parentheses in
the video gone wrong. My house is empty now.
Oh
They are that crazy
Decision it's crazy dude
I'm curious how, I guess it's so um, what do you call it?
Like the fuel?
You know, how it doesn't just like, throw one of the wings off balance or anything like
that?
That's what I would be worried about, like the G-Force or whatever?
Throw in my plane out of whack.
Very cool though, very cool.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dropped your cookies!
Hey, my man tried, my man tried to tell him, he did a civil duty.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dropped your cookies!
Bro, can you get any louder?
He did what he could, he's a good man.
But somebody lost their cookies.
Dude, that's the point of like no return, right there man?
You see that smoke coming to you right there?
Literally.
Woo!
Hey, every single one of them did a civil duty by providing us with an image that we would never have seen.
They didn't capture it.
That's all I'm saying.
This is when this guy realizes, oh my God.
Dude, Ruby.
Crazy.
Crazy!
Yoink!
I don't know if little bro out pizza the hut, learned Victorian's secret, or knew why the chicken crossed the road, but they wanted him silenced. Silenced!
R.I.P.
5050 is it safe 5050 you know he said 5050 because it's between both of them
Another one said, it's fifty-five because the lion is blind in one eye and that's pretty
up close too to a lion?
That's pretty up close.
He said he went like...
Same.
That zapping that you hear is all the mosquitoes that they're getting in the, uh, that electric
tennis racket thing.
All those little gnats, all those, uh,
mosquitoes, flies, gnats, whatever they got over there.
I need one of those, man!
I saw this and I was like, oh, that looks like fun.
Hey, bro, I had to bring up the extender. You see that?
Bro, literally had to whip out the extender.
Get the ones on the ceilings.
Why does bro have three phones, first of all?
And why are they giving out I can't drink?
Doesn't that cost more than found?
I got so many questions.
Bro is evil!
Oh
Little bro didn't know he's in the next saw movie got to escape the trap
She says I
Love the stop
And there's that like slight hesitation to do it again
Hey
Hey, just kidding playing around man
Kid said nah, give me that
We ain't doing none of that monkey business
We bamboozle me
Throw one of that coin
What do they call them?
They call them the Diabeto.
The Diabeto.
Diabeto was out for blood.
Deceased.
Imagine.
Imagine, that's the last image you ever see on planet Earth.
It's between this guy's legs, crushing your cranium.
I warn you, everyone must stay back.
The whole crew was curious.
Can our spy win him over too?
They await the silverbacks to sit.
That's a pretty good robot, though.
Until then, there's a line no one can cross.
His arm, a barrier between them and the newcomer.
Oh, okay.
To show respect, our spy averts his gaze.
Decision made, spy gorilla can stay.
Oh, everyone can relax once more.
Bread.
Jesus.
What would have the decision of them not accepting the robot look like, is what I'm curious about.
Where they're just gonna like smash it to bits.
Wait, the fact that the robot's actually doing it.
That's kinda cute.
Oh no!
That sabotaged.
Bruh.
That's gotta be the most confusing thing.
Aw.
Here's Luke.
Says it all.
Aw, he thinks he broke it.
Aw.
That's gotta be the most confusing thing.
Aw.
Aw, he thinks he broke it.
He thinks he broke like another gorilla or something.
Look at the shame.
The shame in his face.
Aw.
It's okay.
But it's not the end for our spy.
It's okay.
Who lives to film another day?
Me, the robotic baby...
That's so cute, man.
That's so cute.
The Paradipet smart staring directly at me after uttering the exact dying words of my
late wife 23 years after the accident.
That is detailed, bro.
of the detail. Fuck! Genuinely, what was she thinking? You know what's weird? I can't
tell with videos like this, like if they're staged or how exactly does this happen. It
It can't be real, right?
There's no way.
It can't be real, dude.
What happened to the couple in front?
Is everyone in this video just dead?
Uh, it can be real though.
Inside Japan's worst tiny apartment.
Here is the width of the building's edge contrast against me.
It is quite a sight to see.
Let's head inside and take a peek, because it's not
just a triangle from the outside, and it has a handful
of small problems.
Well, the only residence in that building is Slenderman.
By the way, at this point crossing in the midi
might be a little bit of a challenge today.
It's just Slenderman.
Slenderman and his cousins.
And proper width to be able to get through here.
The stairs themselves are actually
incredibly narrow and shallow.
hold on to this center pole the entire time I'm going up just for safety and
amazingly every single unit here is occupied except for the one that we're
checking out today I have been waiting a year for this in a real estate
front of my home runs a YouTube channel on the zone all thinking yeah this is
literally the slenderman house this is what the kids have been trying to find
for the last 10 years
there's just enough space to take off my shoes there opens into a kitchen area and I have questions about the shower area here
Also, that kind of is door height, because the door is open, and I close the door, and I basically make up the entire space.
I actually got a bath shower space. It's pretty much not everything that you need, so it's a shower right here.
They're probably just saying, not a bath shower space.
They're probably really wondering about it.
Okay, so here it goes, and you get into the bathroom, and you get into the bath.
Oh my God.
And that's actually not a bath bath.
What is the point of even having a bathtub in this thing?
What do you utilize that space for like something else?
Hey, pretty efficient in space though, right?
It's pretty efficient.
I'm not gonna throw that damn.
Gannaro, Omori.
Konpo sanak.
Yanclodoban dam.
Em.
Gannaro, Omori.
Excuse me?
Konpo sanak.
Yanclodoban dam.
Broce dead.
That's percent, broce dead.
What is that? What is that, puppy? What is that?
The dog knew. The dog knew exactly what was going on.
What is that, puppy? What is that?
After the stone is cut, the seller wants a stone block, but he's already paid for it.
It's like a $5 million stone right there.
Brolin covered.
There's no way to give him the stone back.
This stone was bought for $50,000.
Now when he cut it, it's all green.
It's super high quality green jade.
Isn't this crazy?
Found about this whole world where you like buy a stone.
You have no idea what it is.
It's basically gambling.
And you're just trying to get like something out of it that's not rock.
That's not just like 99% rock.
bro is basically looking for jade stone because it's super rare so I'm guessing
like whatever price that he's paying for these little rocks if you actually find
jade it'd be totally worth it
As long as it's not like, like blue or pink bro, as long as it's not like, like blue or
pink bro.
No way bro.
It's blue and pink.
As long as it's not like, like blue or pink bro.
It's totally fine. It's blue and pink.
Hehehehe.
This is the type of stuff they do in Germany, I swear.
This is the stuff they cook up, man, in Germany, in their kitchen.
Pulling some type of experiment on their food, man.
Hell no.
No, sorry, I have a girlfriend who can sit on me with...
The audacity to say are you serious like she didn't try to just sit on I wonder
what her excuse would have been
I never would know
When the master Riz is the student
It's crazy
Oh my, are you a witch?
Yeah.
I mean, you look so cute.
I love your outfit.
Dude, can you, can you actually have a course on me?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh my, are you a witch?
I mean, you look so cute.
I love your outfit.
Dude, can you, can you actually have a course on me?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
What?
I'm here.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Oh.
Hey, yo, that thing's falling to you.
Oh, wait.
You just got to make peace with death at that point.
You just got to make peace.
You're done.
They both got swallowed whole by the way.
It was the Japanese salamander that uploaded this video.
They are in control of the account now.
These two absorbed by acid in this salamander's stomach.
I think that was the last video.
Or did I have more?
Do-do-do-do-do-DAMN!
We went through...
We went through it pretty fast.
That's crazy.
Or is there more?
Oh, there's more. We got...
We got a few more.
He is a regular at this establishment.
Make way for bro.
Now, that's creativity right there.
That is creativity right there, but I feel like it'd be pretty easy to find if you just
look out for whoever owns that thing, that traffic-looking cone thing.
It's a laugh dude. It's the feel-good ink laugh.
So good man. So good.
How do you hold a cup?
How do you hold that?
How do you hold it?
I want it.
You'd be able to find the wrong way to hold something.
Or is it the right way?
How do you hold a cup?
How do you hold that cup?
I don't know.
I'm just taking it back now.
I don't know.
Uh-oh, look out. It's a casual citizen in Bakersfield, California.
Hey, he's pretty good though.
Definitely doesn't get paid enough to be that bit of a zombie.
There's no way.
Bro's going that extra mile.
So my question is, how does this dude steer this thing?
How does he steer it?
impressive. First date she refused to get out of the car because he took her to
the cheesecake factory. What's wrong with the cheesecake factory? Cheesecake
Factory is expensive by the way. Yes. Rolls down the window and says yes.
This is the cheesecake factory. This is the cheesecake factory y'all.
This is a chain. Who takes someone that looks like this to a chain?
The audacity
The audacity man, holy smokes
Seriously though, what's wrong with the cheesecake?
Let's talk about it.
Feel like if you've never been to a cheesecake factory,
I mean, to go all out on the fruit.
You have a misconstrued idea about it.
Well, you take out a beautiful woman.
And you're courting her because I get courted.
So you're courting her, right?
You're supposed to take care of her.
You're supposed to cover her.
You're supposed to protect her, cherish her, treat her well.
Yeah.
I agree.
I went into the state and I expected...
The context dude, this is like a live video that she started
when Bro pulled up to the Cheesecake Factory.
I think this is like a live video on her Facebook or Instagram or something like that.
And just treat you like a gentleman, which I believe I have done.
I mean, you've been treating me nice.
And that's Cheesecake Factory.
She got so caught up on the Cheesecake Factory, man.
Okay, I don't know about the hand holding or putting an arm around a hand on the first date come on now
I'm the first day
Why would you expect anything that's like when you're just getting to know somebody
And then, but, I mean I feel like I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do as a woman.
But I got myself wrong with the cheesecake time.
Yeah on the first day that's like way too much.
Yes, there's a lot wrong with the cheesecake.
To expect anything.
Other than just like hanging out.
I'm hanging out with my friends.
Where we were going to go.
Getting to know somebody I guess.
See, now that's where we should have went.
Alright, right there.
Call him.
No.
What do you mean?
I told you yesterday and this morning that I come to pick you up at 4am.
I told you, right?
And I got to your place at 4pm.
You didn't even come down for another hour.
So I was waiting downstairs for an hour.
But I wasn't expecting for work to take me so long.
I got home a little late.
Like I said, I don't know you well enough to invite you up into my apartment.
And that is not possible.
And that's what I'm saying.
Fair enough.
I'm thinking, okay, if we're not there in the relationship to, you know, meet at your apartment,
then maybe we're not ready in a relationship for such a nice fancy restaurant as Arya.
Well, you see, that was his first mistake, though.
Why would he make a reservation at such a fancy restaurant?
would have been the first date if we're late I mean I mean if he was not gonna
be comfortable with it later on so not that it's a not that it's problematic
to have that mentality but to then redact it just because she didn't like
want to hold his hand basically you know what I mean although the the audacity
though to pull up and try to make a good evening out of it and then be like
And then start recording a live video too and putting it on display that's crazy
I will not. That's embarrassing. I have a very specific expectation for Dale. I can tell it's not going to be there and maybe we're not right for each other. So, effectively, I'm going to be there.
That's how you do it.
I don't know who you're doing.
Yeah.
So you just want to call it a night?
I mean, is there some kind of compromise or something?
Nope.
Ladies, can you believe this?
Yep.
Sorry, y'all.
If I don't feel respected, I'm not going to go through the rest of the day.
Love the fact to that she spent at least at least an hour getting ready to you know to me
At least an hour
Wait a second, wait a second. I understand now understand everything
I've already said that, and you broke it on me once, so I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Dude.
Fair enough, though.
Fair enough.
Somebody acts like that.
I understand.
You gotta park your ways.
It's over.
I just know she's gonna have a bad night, though.
Nah, you know what, she's probably got somebody on speed dial.
She's got somebody on speed dial that just hit up, little booty call, and you get dressed
up like that, and it didn't work out.
It's like, okay, let me hit the speed dial real quick, let's go out and have a drink.
She's not gonna waste the look, that's for sure.
Oh, shoot!
What are they doing?
Are they playing tag or something?
It's like the dragon is playing tag or something.
Oh, shoot!
What are they doing?
Are they playing tag or something?
It's like the Dragon Ball Z attack
Okay, wait now it's like kind of stage though. It's looking like that. Where are they? I don't know what the language this is
Pakistan it's like some Pakistan WWE
I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman, look at that guy, how handsome he is.
I'll kiss him, not with a lot of enjoyment, but that's okay.
I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, look at that guy, how handsome he is.
I'll kiss him, not with a lot of enjoyment.
Notice how the crowd just started like, not...
Momen- Momen said man and woman.
The crowd was like, oh...
He tried to save face by saying,
not with a lot of enjoyment, but that's okay.
Dude, it's so stupid.
Not the poltergeist! Oh my god, not the fan!
Oh, get that baby out of there!
Get that baby outta there!
Woo!
Thank God she did that. That baby was gonna die.
If she didn't do that.
Oh my God, man. That fan was about to do something.
I found, was about to do something to both of them.
Woo!
Thank God she tried to...
I think, I think she, she got it beat down
with that stuffed animal first.
Holy smokes.
That could have been the last time we've seen these people.
I think the fans just hold. Nah, I'm full of the spirits. That's totally spirits. The
Holy Spirits. Poor dog thought he was just going for a walk. Next thing you know, fine
for his life in the sky. 3,000 kilometers above air. Dude, I don't know. I wonder what
goes on in a dog's brain when they see that. Because some dogs are afraid of heights, you
know? But like just being elevated, like at a high level. I can't even imagine a dog
I've flown above these trees and being like, oh god.
Because they don't have a concept of like, they're actually being like, secured or carried,
you know what I mean?
I don't know, that feels stressful, that's all I'm saying.
There'd be some stress on the animal, that's for sure.
You want all the money you need? The money you deserve? Call me for $5.9 cash. I'm low, the hammer's tickly. I'm gonna get you all the money in all sectors.
Low, the hammer's dead like $4.9 cash.
Serious injuries? Don't despair.
Bro's going through like some midlife crisis.
I'm low.
Mid-script.
I will put down everyone responsible for hurting you. I will make them pay dearly.
The way he just yells out, CASH!
Yeah, I think that's a male climax indeed.
Alright, well that's it.
That's all the TikTok.
Let's see my For You page in the meantime.
My For You page.
is empty?
TikTok? Hello?
TikTok? Hello? You know what's kind of satisfying?
The jade rocks. I think the jade rocks
are quite satisfying. Let me see if I can find more of those.
This guy right here, man.
This guy right here
One second, I'm gonna go pee and I will be right back
Are you still uploading tiktok by the way? Yeah, I'm actually uploading a lot of the reaction ones right now
And I think there's some death space ones up there also
The Spiffy Luna.
She do be looking spiffy.
All right, everyone, I'm back.
down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down
where is the lunada where did she go she is literally in the other room she's not too
far away if she wants to come over here she can come over here
The man bought the rock for eighty thousand dollars everyone in the village wanted to
see him laugh everyone already expected the man to cry just when we were about to make
What? It was purple jade.
Purple jade? Damn!
This guy said my checkup video was a bit too long.
He said there couldn't be any jade in my shoes.
He claims to be a stone expert.
My shoes?
He paid ten times as much for it.
I told him not to go back on your word.
These stones are from my collection.
Cutting yellow white. Hello.
It's the yellow green James.
Wooo!
Very cute.
After he died, he walked to the inn.
He was told to buy stuff.
He lost his temper.
What?
This guy said my check-up video was fake.
He said there couldn't be any jade in my shoes.
He claims to be a stone expert.
If these don't have jade,
he paid ten times as much for it.
Next time I'm asking to put the money before cutting. Yeah, literally
He's gonna throw his grandmother in the bus like that
real one. You can see the colors really smooth and even. That's what we call...
I can see that. What about the fake one? What about the fake?
Inside is looking like a spider web. That's a sign of color tie.
And the color is not smooth at all. That's a sign of...
That kind of makes sense. Now let's put them in somewhere far.
That kind of makes sense.
Oh, he's not dead.
Oh, I know. Now I know.
The broken a bag of chips for good luck
What's inside the rock hey?
you
It's got to be more green they don't want the they don't want that other stuff in it
Is it going to be Jade?
Imperial Jade?
Yeah, the purple one was really pretty, huh?
Apparently, it's not as rare, though.
Jade is like, crammed to the cram, the most expensive stuff you can get.
More expensive than diamonds.
They bro just say it's jade for sure, but low quality.
So there's a great nice jade slick.
Nice and hard, I can hear it when I tap it.
It's definitely hard, it's beautiful green.
Nice little palmstone I found as well.
This is the first one I picked up.
Evan just picked up a nice piece of dark nephrite over there, definitely.
But I think for the one I'm taking today, unless I trade up, that's it.
There's a beautiful chunk of Chinese writing stone there.
It's like flower stone except the crystals create what look to be Chinese patterns rather
than flowers.
Very cool.
This piece just pings when you tap it.
What does that mean?
It's so hard.
And that's what you get the farther along on that transition between jade and serpentine
and the more you're going to get that hard, hard pinging sound.
So there's a great nice...
Why does Brogw gotta sound so sensual?
...I hear it when I tap it.
Crystal flash...
Hello?
Crystal flashlight, how to find gems?
So there's...
Crystal flashlight, how to find gems?
You specifically look for this type of stone.
Look at this big emerald.
This is the kind of stone it's picked out of.
Like this thick skinned stone.
Direct break open.
just plain old rocks look at this piece of skin and very thin
grind off the shell of the stone
then flush it with water see the jade in it
crystal flashlight how to find gems you specifically look for this
hi chat we head into the village my fans paid seven we're gonna find some stones
Start picking up some rocks start gathering some jade
This stone doesn't show anything. I'd say it's just an ordinary stone.
He said he bought it for five hundred dollars. I think he should get his money back.
Five hundred dollars for rock.
But he cut the stone. He's going to lose out.
Super green jade. At least five hundred thousand dollars.
Why?
I really think that this high school kid sends me a video.
If it is jade, the stone is worth a lot of money.
I'd say it's just an ordinary stone. He said he bought it for $500.
G-dite, G-stone, please. Will it be a high-quality stone? Answer it, yes.
Damn!
G-dite, today there is a little brother. Ask me to buy back the stones for $50.
This will be a trade-off. Check out the stones under the crystal lamp.
the lamp the guy said I was lucky that they told me ice because his face was covered in dirt so
I will trade oh this kind of jade is very rare it's a super rare blue emerald today
there's a little brother we just scanned the kid
god damn jade so expensive it is now jade is a mineral that is often used in jeweler
There are actually two different types of jade and the most expensive is jadeite specifically the emerald green time which is more valuable than diamonds
The first reason is that it's very difficult to buy. Like many minerals it forms naturally and emerald green jade is most commonly found in one place which is karma
Due to its rarity and extremely high demand the price of jade can fetch up to three million dollars a carat. Why is jade so expensive?
If you didn't know, jade is the jeweler.
See, I wasn't lying!
Smash is so hard there is a price tag on it.
Haha, literally dude.
How did the price tag get in the rock though?
What's it gonna get?
Dude the way that these people just cut these rocks with like no safety gear is stressing
me.
Can you believe this rock is worth $500,000? It's my family heirloom. This stone
is 300 years old. Look at the green one. It must be dark green jade inside. I want
straight to the expert to cut the stone. I've become a millionaire. Don't envy me.
Cut it open. Look at their greedy eyes. Look at the results. What? Where is my
green jade where's my five hundred thousand dollars oh my god
can you believe this rock is worth five hundred thousand dollars it's
not that early this stone is well hey if you got five hundred thousand
for it, though.
What is that? Is that the blue jade?
We bought the rock for $80,000. Jesus Christ.
Talk about gambling.
Never seen rock gambling before!
Yeah
Rose actually buying a gf
What happened
This man sells for 30 million dollars my dad thought he was crazy and tell him not to touch you
Look like he's here to God. My dad only gets this can't be like us dollars. There's no way
There's no way they're talking about us dollars, man
Look at this dog. This fan-style-
Holy smokes, dude.
My dad thought he was crazy. And told him not to touch him.
Look like he's here to rob.
$30 million dollars. It's like they're using that like that um
that amount as if it's like I don't know some roblox currency.
Is it Jade?
oh why does that make me think of um I kinda want to watch now is it cake
let me see like a final for you guys
is it cake
Oh, it was Chinese currency. Okay. They said dollars though. They said dollars.
Do they have any episodes on YouTube?
There we go.
We got one episode.
I think, hopefully.
One of these suitcases is cake!
Do you know which one it is?
One is real. Just throw that out there.
One is real.
I feel like two is a kind of thing.
Three that's too obvious.
I can't tell really at all.
Ten seconds.
Yeah, I don't think it's three.
Yeah.
Well, there's not four. That's my underwear.
Two to two.
I wanted to say it was four.
Two to two.
Time's up.
No, one. It's one.
No, it's four. No, it's one.
It's four. It's four. I'm going to guess four.
Number four looks like cake.
This one is subconsciously flat, like a cake,
so I just want to cut it in half and eat it.
Andrew, everything you've worked for
throughout this competition comes down to this case and this night so here we go guys is it
It's K?
AHHHHHHHHH!
They fooled him!
It's not a cake!
Let me guess, it was 4, right?
It's gotta be 4.
Like I said, I'm gonna guess four
Damn the one that she thought to they didn't listen to her though I
Told you I told y'all it was gonna be four I
I know what's cake. I know if it's cake
Hey, now I'm gonna kind of hungry though. Y'all got a cake. You got a cake chat. I would like some cake, please
Oh, please just say I do
What?
What is this?
Let's play game which one is real which one is cake I
Don't think you can see it though
Hold up
Meow
Wait, that's corn isn't it that was cake
That looks like the inside of corn though.
Okay, that was pretty obvious.
Ah, that's pretty obvious, man.
Okay, is that K-Class?
School's in session.
Is that a bag?
Good.
I kinda figured it would be that.
Dude, it's amazing what fondant can do.
Fondant can turn anything into cake, but you have to get like the lighting right, like
Shading
Hey, that wasn't cake that was a straight-up glue stick
You see that guy that makes sculptures out of chocolate yeah, yeah, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about
Let's play real or cake fruit edition part one watermelon real or cake
Oh
Real in my left hand for backup on this call that pineapple real or cake cake
It's a cake. I hand cut and paint it all. Whoa. I actually thought it was real though real or cake
It's cake even though a lot of people mistake it for an apple
But I am a real it is a cake. It's why I had a hard life apple real or cake
cake it's real I'll put two of real or cake fruit edition next week let's play
real I think I won though part one we're gonna find out today is it cake okay
Scott which one of these is cake they all look like apples I said the middle one
is cake I say the far right one let's go
that's a hundred percent of these objects real obvious objects cake I bet you
can't get it right real banana oh shoot is a real banana it looks like a real
Banana is it a cake real shoe or cake shoe? I actually know lacy's giving this one right? I wasn't expecting the hand to be cake
real sandwich or cake sandwich that looks real to me and looks so
It's a cake is this real or is this fake?
I'm at speed bro critchy on a Ronaldo cr 17 man cr 7 no seven
Dude, I am so happy today man because I got
I'm a big fan hold on wait. What is that?
So basically you have to put your finger every day and if you don't check like how much sugar you have in your body
You might die
Are you okay?
Nothing much
What's okay, bro, my dad's got a cash out
That's sweet, man. That's sweet.
Don't talk in this mic and I'll buy you a beer.
Oh, shoot. What's your name?
Hudson.
And you lose. I'm sorry.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'll give you one more chance, but don't talk.
What's your name?
How are you?
Nah, he lost.
What are you doing today?
Totally lost.
It's over. It's done.
Kid is out.
Is it cake?
Mr. Beast Edition.
Let's play Real or Cake.
Nintendo Switch.
Real or Cake?
Real.
A cake and the screen is edible stack of cups real or cake
This one is a cake and it was very satisfying to cut air pods real or cake cake
They're real
Handle real or cake real real. I was thinking the way
Sprinkles real or cake real listen to this cut
But what let's play real or cake so was it like semi real semi cake
We wouldn't have guessed all of this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOOOOAHHHHH
Wait, it's cake?
No way!
Oh my god!
Let's play real or cake?
Oh my god!
Real or cake?
That's wild man.
No way was that Pepsi real.
Or I mean cake. No way.
It's a lemon inside of a lime inside of a lemon inside of a lime.
Welcome to a day in the life of a hyper realistic cake designer.
I start my day with coffee because I'm a monster until I've had my coffee or at least my coffee cake.
and then I have to shave.
I'm a very, very hairy man and so, wait, that's not,
oh, I forgot, that's a cake, I messed up my razor.
I'm really starving at this point
because all I've eaten today is cake.
So I have my breakfast cake, my cereal cake, my milk cake.
Wow, how many times can I say cake in a day?
Then health and fitness is important to me,
so I work out, I use a salt lamp,
and then wash it all down with water.
Staying hydrated is super important.
So look at me hydrating with that big water cake.
And then I'm not gross, I have to get that sweat off me.
I take a bath and eat my bath bomb cake.
And it's also important that I don't just work, right?
All work and no play makes Johnny a sad, bad boy.
So I play kind of like myself.
And then once I'm done with that, I'm very cultured.
So I go to the museum to look at the art
and that's really delicious art too.
And I'm really usually sick to my stomach at this point.
And then it's time for bed.
It's a big day.
I'm full.
I'm ready to make a couple more.
Serving my husband a realistic cake
and seeing if he noticed.
How's the volume?
Is it just me or is the volume getting louder
and louder out of nowhere, D?
Oh my god, I can't live without coffee, guys.
Coffee is my whole personality.
If I don't drink my morning coffee, my soul becomes as black as my coffee.
What does that sound like?
God, was that app that used to exist?
Tumblr?
Not Tumblr.
Is it Tumblr?
God.
It sounds something like that, anyways.
Something like that, basically.
Something that somebody would post there.
My whole personality.
Yeah, everyone's addicted to coffee.
I mean, it is a drug, so it kind of makes sense.
I actually don't drink coffee anymore.
Why is tumblr...
It's because I'm getting confused with, like, the actual tumblr.
There's a tumblr. You know what I mean?
Like, that you drink from, tumblr.
So I got confused with that.
Is it cake?
Or is it a banana?
Which one is it? Which one is it? Is it cake or is it a banana?
What's this?
Fast food edition.
Alright chat, let's see. What do we got here?
Hold on, you can't see anything, right? One second, one second.
Well, just to reveal number one.
What you guys think it is?
Which one is cake?
I want to say the, I want to say the tacos.
I'm going to say the tacos are fake.
Oh, it might be the milkshakes though, let's take a look.
It might be a milkshakes, but the tacos look off for some reason.
I don't know what it is.
They don't look like real tacos.
You literally just said you'll be using a sword.
There it is.
Andrew.
It's not a sword.
It's a samurai sword.
New pick.
Number six.
I did?
Alright, let's find out.
Okay, we know it's not going to be the tacos because they wouldn't do it first.
So I'm going back to the milkshakes.
I think it's the milkshakes.
That is not cake.
That is a taco.
So, April, you pick number four.
Reminds me of the breakfast, croissant, and sandwich.
Why do you think this cake?
Because the croissant has a flakier.
Croissant?
And I couldn't see a lot of flakiness.
That makes sense.
Nah, it's real.
Find out if this is cake.
Or is it cake?
Nah, it's real.
I think it's the milkshakes.
It's cake?
Thank God.
I would have questioned reality right then and there.
Woo!
It's the milkshakes, thousand percent.
Nah.
Bro, completely guessed, thousand percent.
Brod just completely guessed from the top of his head, he's like, that one.
I'm still saying that it's the... the... the milkshakes.
What?!
Wow, that was actually really good then.
Holy smokes, I would have fought for sure with the milkshakes.
Oh my god man.
That was a good one.
God damn.
Is it cake?
Hold on, are you guys watching this, I'm going to go pee, I've got to be right back.
like those ladies fans. Baker's 15 minutes left.
Do you hear from our kickboards?
It looks epic.
Yeah, I can't I can't tell.
I know.
Was it cake or what they don't actually
You know what I want to see?
Oh wait a second, this one looks good.
A parade of quizzes.
Number one!
We'll only do a couple.
We won't do that much.
This guy is in every show. No, it's part of the same season.
Uh, number two.
Well...
Number two.
I'm gonna guess number two is Cake.
It was three? Damn.
Number three looks, I guess, I guess when it looks too good.
That's gonna be the cake.
It's gotta be right.
Bamboozle, get again.
Hey, what's up, Miss Sunshine?
Let's try oranges.
Hey, that one looks kinda goofy.
That one at the bottom looks kinda goofy.
I think it's the one in the middle, bro.
How am I supposed to, they're not even numbered.
I'm gonna say that one in the middle.
One of the two in the middle, probably.
Or the far right or do we go with the goofy looking one? I'm gonna say the middle
I'm gonna say the middle that's my final answer
You're kidding it was a goofy looking one. Oh my god
Okay
Last one redemption one more come on
Which banana is not real
One of them hints two of these are cakes
Wait, so there's two of them. Okay, definitely the top right definitely the top right corner and
I want to say the left
you
Oh, I'm trying to reduce the lag here, there we go.
My man is all horned up for these two saw that my man was all horned up
Rightfully so
I thought I saw a light on my own so I was just closing the
I can't tick-tock open.
Jeez, we got Mr. Handsome over here.
over here. We got Mr. Handsome.
I was trying to, but it all, but I was getting some lag here and there. I was just like,
ah, it ain't worth it. I'm gonna try again next time.
Hey, she looks familiar enough.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
She about to do something evil.
The energy.
Feeling energy like Goku steals energy with his spear ball.
Except people doing that voluntarily.
Consensual.
He's getting stronger!
Why does Mr. Handsome got to be evil?
Why does Mr. Handsome need to be evil?
If it's not, it's like this.
The death of 50 people.
50 people?
But the weight of that is 30,000 yen.
50 people, 30,000 yen!
What the hell is that?
She got knocked out, man.
Jeez!
I don't blame her, dude.
That was like a 80% discount right there.
Smack her up the side of the head.
She's out of my way.
But I got it in English.
Oh, I see.
I don't have any children this month.
Oh.
You can live strong, rabbit.
Is it the cat that gets her to turn into the Sailor Moon?
Bruh.
Hey, don't lie my man. Ain't no way that hurt.
He's called her a bunhead!
Bro, just call her a bunhead, man.
I don't remember no Sailor V.
Oh
Same.
Ah, see!
Hey, I'm excited for the transformation.
I'm excited!
Of course the cat talks.
Of course!
I knew that.
I got 95 points.
Usagi.
Oh man.
You did her dirty.
He came back home and was like, oh, she did so good on that test.
She got 95.
The truth will be revealed.
Damn, kicked out?
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot!
Bro's out here kicking booties. What the heck?
Oh, no, not my energy.
That's the same woman that pushed Sailor Moon to the side for that amazing 30,000 yen deal.
God damn.
Is that her mom or is she calling out to her mom?
You know what I'ma say, Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z are like right up there.
to your animes. That'll never die.
I don't give... I don't give...
Niko, I'm talking to you!
My name is Luna. I'm looking for you, Musai-chan.
Uh, yeah, I'm not calling you by your name for the first time.
Oh, thank you.
Oh my god!
I'm glad you're here.
I can't talk to you, so I can't talk to you.
I'm not good at talking, so I can't talk to you.
I'm sorry, I'm not good at talking to you.
But thanks to you, I can talk to you.
That's the thing that transforms her, right?
I'm here to give you a present, Mr. Usagi.
Can I have a present?
Mr. Usagi, please listen to me!
There's a strange incident happening in Tokyo right now.
There's only an incident that can't be solved by the police.
The enemy appeared.
Mr. Usagi, you're the one who defeated that enemy.
You're the warrior you chose.
I'm gonna finish my snacks and I'll bring in Luna in the next episode, okay?
These episodes are about to be playing for as long as I'm here.
It is in the color of Mane Coop!
We doing it?
Oh shoot!
Hey, what happened to her clothes though?
What happened to her original flows though?
Damn. You did a whole number in that transformation. You're telling me you're surprised now?
I didn't know her buns act like some police walkie-talkie.
Okay, that's definitely not her mom, then.
Oh, hell no!
Your window is closed to the basement.
I'll send that world to you.
Leave me alone!
Who are you?
Well, I am...
The warrior of justice and justice!
Tell em!
She looks dry. I ain't F.
Yeah, great. I'm not gonna lie. She could be a little moisturizer.
Use some of that OVeno.
Oh, she's not a broken bottle.
Brouchy has no training.
What do you mean?
Just flinging her into some battle. No training.
Yo, that's Leap of that. You gotta want to go home too, man.
You're kidding me the crying is actually the weapon
I
Am
Oh, no!
Reduced to Atoms.
Literally reduced to Atoms.
We got Mr. Handsome Number 2 over here.
Morna, skjittana.
Akami.
I'm not going to forget either.
You're the one who's been looking for a dream.
I'm not gonna let you do what you're doing, you know.
Me too.
I'm not gonna let you do what you're doing, you know.
Say it.
Shut up.
I'm tired, so I'm gonna sleep for a while.
Oh
Damn
She did pretty good for her first boss dude
Episode 1 everyone.
Now we know the origins of Sailor Moon.
It happened very fast, huh?
One minute she found a cat in some alleyway that three kids were beating up.
Next thing you know, she's fighting some dry lady.
First fight.
Funzo.
Alright episode 2 let's go.
I want more, I need more.
Give it to me.
Dude I'm not surprised at the fricking town animation.
Tommade Sailor Moon.
totally forgot the OG company man the best the best the best all right who's
gonna be the next who's gonna be the next boss
oh hey talking about songs that slap over here we've got the classic
Damn.
Taui Animation made one piece.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh man, that explains a lot.
Dude, Taui Animation is like in charge of the top tier animates that lasted like 50
basically. Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of anime out there that I really like.
But we're talking like masterpieces here. We're talking like the Mozart's, the Beethoven's
of anime, this like Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball, One Piece, and all these things.
I
Bought a skip, but I want to give that song one more one more hit this guy man
Yo, this is the original this guy right here is the original wrestler
My man right there is the original wrestler
Ah, these mosquitoes are biting me like crazy.
God, dang.
Ah, I thought witchy!
There's like one trapped in this room that keeps biting my legs.
Hey, what'd my man say?
What did he say?
He's trying to riz him up?
So itchy.
So goddamn itchy.
Oh, yeah.
So it's...
So goddamn it.
Oh, man, that's good.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha.
Don't scratch yourself like this.
You're kidding me.
Oh shoot!
Yeah, that don't look good at all, man.
Hey, for context, I'm scratching my leg, okay?
I'm scratching my leg.
I swear.
I will take the stand and plead.
I will not plead the fifth. I will be honest, under oath and say that was my leg that I was scratching.
I just noticed too, yeah.
Bro, worst arm, like worst hand to do it to.
Oh, so itchy though.
I usually use peppermint oil, it does the trick immediately, I might do that right now.
got one mosquito in here that just keeps biting my legs, dude.
Is he gonna raise her up?
Oh god, laughs in his face. Oh hell no! Oh hell no! Rest in peace!
My man will never recover from that. Oh no.
And I'm gonna get some peppermint oil. My legs are so itchy.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna kill you.
Huh?
What's wrong?
You always have a strong will.
You're always on my side.
You're so funny.
What's that?
You're a beautiful girl in the top 10.
What?
Don't you think it's the same as your grandpa?
Yeah.
Everyone likes new things.
Did you sell it?
Yes.
Thank you.
Your grandma is now attracted to a man.
That's also a good guy.
I'm a big boy.
I'm sorry.
Haha.
I haven't come yet.
Yo, Usagi.
Yeah?
I just got here.
I'm going to work now.
Hello.
I'm a kid again.
Hello, I'm here again today.
Oh, I'm back.
I received a word that Luna was not feeling so good, so I had to go check up on her.
She's literally on my pillow, just relaxing, so I think she needs a day, and I'll see how she'll do it after the stream.
Alright, what did I miss?
Oh, damn.
Somebody getting rizzed up, huh?
Oh, no.
Ooh.
Oh no! She's getting risen on!
Oh, it's done. Look at that face. It's done. It's over.
Yeah, she's okay. She's okay.
I think she's just like resting.
I'm waiting for you again.
Oh, that was a good one.
Can I go to the school?
usually go in the pillow, but she'll go from time to time. Every now and then.
I'm going now!
It's almost time!
I've been deceived by you, Motoki Onii-san!
Was it too late?
Where is she going?
I should have asked her about the 10th episode, right?
But I want to hear it soon!
What are you talking about, Noh-san?
Ah, that's fine, that's fine!
Ah, that's right! I'll sell it myself, no matter which one I choose!
If I get the money, I'll sell it to the house on the 10th floor,
and if I get the money, I'll sell it to the house on the other side!
Look!
Change!
I knew it!
That dirty guy again!
Isn't that painful?
This head of yours...
You can only say that!
Hey, that's true. Why is the music so romantic?
They got that sexual tension between them.
Hey, what the heck kind of place is this?
They got a cult over here?
Imagine how stinky the shoe is?
I don't know, you think she has stinky feet?
Hey, what's Bro doing there?
What the heck is Bro doing over here?
Oh, hell no.
He's trying to access the forbidden Riz.
Don't do it bro, it's not worth it.
Don't do it, no!
Nooooo!
He's done.
I was gonna get lost in the risk.
Hey, Usagi!
Huh?
Hey, Pa!
Are you shopping?
Yeah.
When I came home early, I got caught by Mama.
Papa is kind.
I left my house to Mama.
I have to do this much.
I'm sure Otaki-onee-san is like Papa.
By the way, Usagi.
What are you doing all this time?
Why is he talking to a cat like that?
Hey, my man came to school in a suit!
Oh shoot!
God damn!
My man asked that he access the forbidden rids!
Umino-kun, what do you mean?
Oh no!
Oh no! She's lost in the Riz!
Oh shoot!
God damn.
He actually did it.
He got the teacher.
He actually got the teacher, dude.
Hey, that's just me. What the heck?
Hey, why are they picking on her now?
What happens is what happens when you access the good and risk get possessed you lose focus
I'm going to get you.
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?
I'm going to get you.
What do you mean by that?
Kiss me.
Oh hell no!
Oh no!
Please don't work on her!
don't work on her.
God imagine the feeling of going in for a kiss with somebody and just start crying hysterically.
Oh God.
Sometimes the only way to diffuse the situation.
Oh, that's right. Doesn't say the moon have a staff.
She's got staff, right? Is that the new item she's talking about?
I'm just going to call it as it is though.
I'm assuming she's naked in the alleyway.
Because I don't know what's going on with her clothes.
My head started to hurt just from imagining it.
Imagining what?
Bro, trying to kiss?
You know what, I just realized, how do they not recognize her when her identity is the exact same?
Just changing the coding.
And a headband.
Oh hell no, another dry lady!
Actually she's a little more... these guys are a little more reptilian, huh?
I hope this is the right Sailor Moon.
It kind of looks like one of those other enemies.
That was close that was close
they made this guy so cool comes in takes care of business and it's like yeah I'll see you later
damn her hair is doing that
is he always gonna help her I think so
Oh, she's doing it!
Yeah
Hey that kind of reminds me of uh, Krillin's
I forgot what he calls it but the thing that saws people in half
Damn reduced to dust another one another one
Reduced to dust god damn
another one
She knows only one spell, haha, that's true.
Oh my god.
Broga's so lost in the race.
Didn't remember that he lifted the teacher's skirt up.
Oh, don't you know me!
I can't hear you!
Damn!
Another one!
Dude, my mouse is about to...
go kaputsis!
It's on red! Look at this.
When it's red, it's about to die.
Do we have time for another episode?
Let's get right to it.
Next episode, let's go.
Probably do like two more episodes.
We'll listen to the outro and its entirety in the last episode.
The next one.
you miss. Well, Mr. Rizzler over there finally got out of the Rizz fog and realized that
he lifted up his teacher's skirt and basically admitted that he done for. Done for.
Alright, through this intro, I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back.
I can't even make a call
Let's do it in order
Heart is a magnet
I'm sure I'll be able to
hold on to the light
I'll always be around
I'm sure I'll be able to
Hey look at my timing look at that timing dude damn let's get into it let's look at a few ice
Ice keeps left.
Howl!
middle school?
god damn
they gave me no warning no warning
i didn't know that i thought she was like 16 or something probably like the later seasons right she turns like 16
I love you, young man!
What's the energy that's going to give the great leader the power to be my boss?
Yes, Queen Beige.
I've been saying this for a while.
The plan is going well.
I see.
This time, it's going to be fine.
Yes.
Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
I want to see you again.
I want to tell you my true feelings.
Please remember my dream of becoming a teacher in the tenth grade.
Don't touch me!
It's the same name as my teacher!
You're not that kind of person.
Yeah, I kind of like the the main evil lady too.
Something about her.
Something about her, man.
Yeah, dude, I love the cat dude.
Who are you going to sleep with?
Mr. Goose!
Ah, what's the matter with you?
You'd better go to bed.
Or you'll fall asleep again tomorrow.
You don't have the time to get involved in the night broadcast.
You're a chosen warrior, and you have a very important mission.
Yes, yes, I understand.
I'm not going to win!
I gotta be rested up to fight evil.
Dude, this guy!
Uh oh, what's going on with the teacher?
Oh no!
She good.
Anomaly, that is a very good question. How is Sailor Moon's mom's hair blue? Her dad is brown hair. She came out blonde.
It's kind of odd too.
Summon up with that.
Oh no!
Who gave her the flower though?
Oh, was it the handsome guy?
I'm feeling with a handsome guy.
Oh no, this is the cat, no.
Uh oh.
The man's res even works on cats.
Uh-oh.
Damn, take it on a stretcher because you're sleeping?
It's not like she's in a coma or anything. Maybe she is, I don't know. But the stretcher is serious.
Yeah, I feel like everybody can relate.
Who gave her the flower though?
That's what we gotta find out.
Who's the one that did?
Well, wait a minute. Why is there so much reaction from the other side of the world?
What's wrong?
No, something's wrong.
Oh, that's what I asked you to clean up.
Oh, I see. You always clean up!
Hey, Naru-chan, I heard that you're not in the middle of the night.
You're kidding me.
This guy, dude.
Wait, that's so weird though. She's in middle school. Don't these two get together at some point?
I'm pretty sure at some point, that's the whole reason for this. She ends up having a crush on this guy.
Ain't no way he's in middle school.
Look how cute the cat is.
I would have apologized to a pole.
A love letter to the future boyfriend.
God, that animation is so good.
I don't think that's a good idea.
She's going to the guy that also has a crush on her.
Oh that's right, she doesn't know who's in charge of the station.
I thought she was talking about the arcane.
That blonde dude.
So they're transmitting...
There's the radio waves. Some nonsense.
I think we got this evil one over here.
Uh-oh.
What is he about to do?
How's he going to distribute all those flowers?
Or is it just to get flower to her?
And was the teacher just like some lab rat for this experiment of flower?
This is it.
That's definitely the flower right there.
Who's about to get hit with the sleepiness of the flower?
It is a nice flower here we go though
She's about to go to sleep forever, forever.
She's done!
Wait, she smelled the two?
Oh, I didn't even know it worked that way.
She got like some second hand sleep dust on her.
Oh, hell no.
This is what I'm talking about. This guy right here, man.
Dude.
Aw, shoot.
I'm so happy to see you.
I was literally creating the spearball as we speak.
The heart of the young girls was so powerful that they had so much power.
The back was made of a brooch, and the girls were able to sleep.
They were able to save their dreams.
This brooch that you made was quite useful.
It's time to release Midnight Zero.
Oh, I thought she turned into the pen.
What was that going to do?
Oh, is that the, uh, is that the staff?
Does that later become the staff?
And she looks different
That moon power is something.
Yeah, a new item has been unlocked. The power to change appearance.
Oh, shoot! Dude, that sounded like her bone snapped.
I see.
Ah! That guy was jacking the show!
That's true! Alright!
Uh oh.
Please wait!
She said, uh oh.
It's on the way to the show, but I'll tell you the news.
The flower brooch that was sent by this show was very dangerous.
Oh...
His plans are foil!
Unless you want to go to sleep for life.
Oh, hell no.
Oh!
Transformation!
She's got to use her special, her one ability, the tiara throw.
You got to start reducing these people to dust.
They don't even know. They don't even know they're about to be turned into dust.
It's so sad.
Moon! Prism! Power!
This one is not that dry. I know, they're kind of getting less and less dry, aren't they?
Gina's dry, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could see the sun for a little bit, but that's about it.
Man, those are some big claws, man.
Those are like some super big claws.
Is it gonna work?
Probably.
How you miss?
Oh, it was all part of the plan!
Look at this.
Right in the spleen!
What you gotta say for yourself, buddy?
Okay, hold up now.
Can't be reducing my man to dust here.
He's part of the main category.
Oh.
She's like, please no.
But wait.
Oh I think we know who it is.
I think we know who it is.
Whoa.
Oh, heck, you do that.
This guy, dude, this guy doesn't even finish up the fight or anything.
The moment she is about to be reduced to dust, this guy comes in and goes, not today, not
on my watch, to ensure her safety, but then doesn't do anything else.
Damn, she is completely, completely lost in the race, look at that.
Oh no.
This is just tuxedo, man.
Let me read it too.
Why is she being chased by a...bro.
Teach her participating in this.
So that's what young Dio is doing?
blue. Alright. One more episode. Learn how to be skinny from Musagi. Yo, that's not problematic.
Let's watch.
Let's see what happens.
So we animation, let's go!
with the intro music you know what I'm gonna go pee again I'll be right back