you
I know you can't take your bow!
Guys, I'm deadass waiting for the day where, okay, you guys don't know this, but every
single time Deja Vu plays when I do my intro, I deadass sing that song at the top of my
lungs and I'm waiting for the day where I start blaring that shit and you guys hear
me one day.
Anyways, I saw that we have a freaking, like a treasure train right now.
This is insane.
Thank you so much for the subbies.
I don't want to miss any of them.
Thank you, Die for the four months.
Thank you, chattel for the seven months.
Thank you, Allie, for the two months.
Thank you, Bali for the 10.
Thank you, Bali for the 20.
Thank you, Kristen for the 20.
Thank you, Hendry for the eight months.
Thank you, Mr. Goss, for the five.
Thank you, Josh for the five.
Thank you, Vinny for the 100.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God.
Thank you, Bali for the 20.
Thank you, Andra for the 10.
Thank you, Jonah for the 20.
Thank you, Chrome for the four months.
And thank you, ER for the two months.
Oh my goodness.
Thank you, Krispy for the six months as well.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You guys want to see Mika?
Thank you snacks for the five gifted!
Thank you beer for the five!
Guys I learned how to split my audio so
my VODs when I'm on desktop
shouldn't be muted now.
Guys we're doing better.
I looked up on Google and I was like
which track on OBS
is for uh
what is it called? The VOD?
Thank you Patrick for the 50!
Oh my fucking god
guys what the hell
Where's Mika? Did I get a speaker? I need a word bro. I need a tone y'all stop it
Mika come here
Mimi Mika come here
Oh hello
She looks like a ball of fluff right now
What the heck? Thank you Patrick for the $50!
Thank you so much!
Oh my god, Mika, she's not fat.
She just has a lot of fur on her, okay?
She's got a fur, but tomorrow chat she is getting...
um, she's getting groomed, okay? Don't worry, she's...
she's getting a little groomed tomorrow. You getting a little groomed?
and get your nails done and get all your fur and your little fur chopped to be in your butt your teeth
and clean your ears
You think you're a good girl?
You are so cute
Look at this baby. She's bro. I miss Mika so much
Look at her. I should be on a diet bro. She's actually being so good
adapt Erica what does that mean guys she's more training come look at this
down later she's so much more obedient now come here come here
Good girl
Oh my god, you're rustic I need to read your teeth. I need to read your teeth
She's not a clanker just because she knows how to do things. She's still me God
She's not clank-ified. Don't say that. She's still, she's still Mika.
She's not turning into a Milo. She might, she's still my girl.
Right Mika?
You're pretty. One more trippin. She's gonna be seeing Lacey's mom. What the hell?
No? Yeah, I mean, I know. It's okay. They're so mean. They're so mean. I know. What the hell?
She's like, nah, fuck you, chat. Deadass assholes. She gone. Oh my god. Chat, I'm actually a fucking idiot.
Okay, so Bri messages me, okay, chat? And she's like, oh my god. Or like, I think she called me because she's like, excited.
She's like oh my god. I'd like um I have a connect to Elgato if you want anything um um I
Um you can get like five free items or whatever so
Roll
Fucky stupid rule so I'm filling out the form and I'm like I don't know what is why like
You know what I'm saying
You got like you and you guys see what I what I accidentally take you gonna be like what the fuck thank you
I'm a fucking idiot
Bro, okay, I did get two Elgato streamlates, which were amazing and Elgato streamlates are expensive as shit
Okay, better gone speakers. I didn't I didn't even know if they had speakers, okay?
It was like scrolling through this list.
It wasn't like the regular web.
you
Right?
Could change?
Yes.
What the actual book?
I think I ordered the replacement piece.
You can message the guy.
I think he'll send you another one.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm going to message him about the mic too because I haven't gotten the mic yet.
Oh, do you want to see what else I ordered?
Sure.
I thought I ordered the Elgato cam link.
Oh, no.
I ordered the one that you've improved.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Camlink?
Oh no, I ordered the one that you input into your PC.
Am I fucking stupid?
Holy shit.
Do I just message him?
Yeah, not everything I think I can do.
Bro.
What's the actual fuck?
What?
Like, how are you thinking of using the files?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm actually not going to use this.
I think she underscored some of the $3.33 security or so.
Instead of the mic, I ordered a phone for the mic that I didn't have.
And then I told them.
I can't.
Well, as an assistant, it was to fill out a form.
I don't need somebody else to do that for me.
I'm not that like, I'm not that busy.
Damn trust like you should have had your assistant do it next time. I mean yeah trust saying well, okay, okay?
I gotta go
Okay, this
Am I gonna return it or like is it for free now like
Wow me
I guess you.
Oh.
Maybe I could put this in my PC when I get a new one for the stream deck replacement piece.
What do you even do with a replacement piece?
I honestly don't know and I honestly don't know how people break those.
I think I guess you can keep it for like in the future.
I, I, it was massive. Like I don't know what I was supposed to do with that thing.
Yeah, I'll just mess with the guy.
Okay. Fuck. Okay. Bye.
Bye cookies. Bye, babe.
Jesus.
It's a module? I'm actually so fucking stupid, bro.
Fuck.
It's okay.
We'll have a really good giveaway.
I don't get the sexuma joke, bro.
I have a new name every day.
It's okay.
I'm getting used to it.
What is the box it bro? I I just looked at the pictures, you know I'm saying
It's fun it's fun it is what it is
Let's see my calm oh
I'd a whole new tab pop up like that
Bro, dead ass.
What the hell is going on with Twitter?
Like I swear to God every time, like what?
Every time I open this I'm just getting more and more confused.
Like oh fuck I'm spitting something that's not even meant to be said.
Like I'm not even kidding.
I'm like what?
I don't know. I'm like, I can't with this shit anymore. I deadass. I was, I think I'm
gonna delete Twitter and TikTok. Like I read this shit, I'm like, what the fuck am I actually
reading right now? Like there's actually deadass in no way. I'm like, there's actually no fucking
way that this shit is actually real. Like I was talking to Paige about this the other day,
I'm like, these loser ass motherfuckers dead ass
go on here and type this shit like,
you are dead ass, a real human?
Oh my damn.
Fuck.
If only we all had just that much time.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Just that much time on our hands.
I mean, I guess if they're making money.
I don't use TikTok on Google,
but TikTok's stupid though.
I was like, I sometimes I just aimlessly scroll.
I'm like, fuck, I really am wasting my time right now.
Like what am I doing right now?
This segment was pretty show, bro.
I talked to Tamir after this.
Tamir, he just don't get it.
Like, I feel like deep down he has good intentions,
But like, bro, the one toe sucking joke, I'm like, my, my.
We can't be making those jokes.
People, I mean, I guess in general,
I just wouldn't make that joke.
But for the people who do, I'm just like, oh, no.
Because we know how people receive things on the internet,
but I don't know.
Do you know what I'm saying?
The Hawaii trip joke was bad as well.
wait what was the hawaii trip joke
nothing oh I didn't hear it and I'm missing a screw I think I'm missing a
screw because I don't think I heard it
I've never seen Aga in my chat so much.
Anyways, you know what?
Can I tip one dollar?
Can we get a cook?
Bake collab with Adapt Pretty please?
What?
Oh
Cooking cooking cooking. Uh, is he good at cooking?
Can he cook I saw that he did like a
What was it like a hot dog flacacha with the
bun situation he's learning I can't cook either I don't think it would be very
good I've also just I've never streamed with adapt I've never really like had a
conversation with him but if he's down I would do a stream with him I mean if we
cup I think we would poison everyone. Yeah, we did ask we just poisoned everyone. But
maybe that's just like that's just like for fun, you know, like a little bit of food poisoning.
Maybe it's like some bonding if everyone gets sick together.
I don't know.
He made something edible with Jason.
OK, I mean, if it's edible, yeah, we're
finally becoming a Twitter column.
Y'all did it.
Finally hit the cycle.
Complaining about the complaining,
calm, cleanse, repeat, bro.
Sometimes I'm just like, what the hell is going on?
Because I feel like my chat, I feel like sometimes chat is like smoking a pack, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just like what the hell is going on?
You know what I mean? I'm like what the actual hell is going on right now? Like what the fuck?
But I guess like it happens with everyone.
Like I know everyone was like saying it happens with everyone.
But it's fine. We're all moody sometimes. You know, it happens.
But, wait, what did I say again?
Baymax is from San Francisco. I love Baymax. That's one of my favorite Marvel movies.
What? You said I love movies?
What?
What are your favorite movies?
What?
He said he was a bit more than a villain?
Yeah.
Bro, dad asked. Everything like the same. You know what I'm saying?
Is it IMAX? I don't know what it is.
IMAX?
It's all the same. You know what I'm saying?
It's like a hero and a villain.
It's all the same shit.
You know?
Oh God.
After you can only if you're free we would get we rally up. You know what I'm saying? Here we go
Bro, I'm not I just did I just don't know even know how to react sometimes, but
Yeah, I don't know
I don't know wait hold up I want to do clip queue I'm gonna have my clip I'm gonna have
my clip queue open while we go through the column how do I clear this start tripping
I'm going to clear the queue. Am I stupid?
Oh, I'll clear the queue. I'm stupid.
Okay. Clip queue is open chat.
But we can put clips in while I do this.
Wait, what happened here?
Hey, you guys, you guys. Yugi, I don't like being on stream, and I don't want to do it. And I'd be like, Kite, I appreciate you for being real.
I feel like that's good collabs. I mean my sister's not like huge on iRO but I think it'd actually be funny if they did something together.
It would be like
It would be cute
Like I think they would have fun
How do you make a new guy, bro?
And that thing on you get you extreme is crazy, but yeah, I mean she come on back
She come on back
I'm excited. I haven't I haven't really done much with my sister. I mean
She's just been taking a break
just getting a little cleansing you know what I'm saying but I understand
sometimes sometimes people just need a little a little break from the internet
but she back and I'm excited she's not going pro anymore I don't know she had a
she had a lot of fun like playing pro because she's very competitive you know
I hope, Cuddy Friday happens again, I remember, like, they would go to do Cuddy Fridays, or
I would, we would do, or try to do Cuddy Friday, and then just all the tech wouldn't work.
And I feel like now it's a lot less complicated, because low key, you could just, you can just
use a stream phone.
remember when they credit would do it she would set up like the mic like the
HyperX mic and screw it to the countertop then pull out a gaming computer
then plug in a Logitech stream cam then set up the lighting and it was just like
a whole thing do you know what I'm saying but I'm not gonna lie guys when I
I used to do cooking streams.
I got asked used to bring my whole PC into the kitchen.
Like, I didn't really think about using a streaming camera.
At all.
Like, I didn't think about it at all.
I would just bring my PC into the kitchen
and like set everything up, bring my monitor.
I would disassemble my whole setup.
Like that shit was fucking horrible.
I don't know why.
I didn't watch IRL streams so I never understood
everyone was doing though but I still didn't I still didn't quite being a
can we get shimko Saturdays twice a month that would be fun that would hit
holy shit I did not realize the car was that loud guys when I tell you that I was
like oh can you turn the volume up the guy that was like sitting by the jar
he's like are you sure I was like actually I'm not sure anymore thank you
and I was trying to play it and like bro it was so quiet I was like I'm over
this and I'm overstimulated as hell and I'm sitting here like listening to them
go back and forth and I'm like bro if I was on the receiving end getting this
like that they're getting wildly creative here okay they're getting wildly
creative like actually I'm like sitting on my damn I got no type of comebacks
here like lemon sea tipped $1 that's basically stream you no but
They have so much energy.
I'm sitting here, I'm like, bro.
No, it was funny for a while, and then it wasn't funny anymore to me.
And I'm just like, what am I even hearing anymore?
You know, I'm like, huh?
I'm like...
And then I just see Toad's behind the camera and he's like...
And I'm like...
Are we all like...
Hearing the same thing?
Are we all like, seeing the same thing?
Boys. Boys. Boys will be boys, I, I guess. I guess.
Oh my god, I love y'all! She's so sweet.
She's so like fearless though. She's so sweet. I know I haven't heard the song in forever
I was so hungry Chad did ask
That was so, no she's so sweet and I feel like it's very hard and unusual to like find
a streamer my age.
That's a girl.
Do you know what I mean?
I was like wow.
I wish there were like more girls my age and just like girls in general that like, I don't know because I feel like I don't have a king. I feel like it's just Yana.
Like Yundas Kor Ivan tipped three dollars and thirty three cents. Would you ever go to Mexico City?
I would. I wanted to do a stream with them.
I talked to Kwakili about doing an Iro stream in Mexico and then I heard that Arke was going to go do one with him.
So I guess not, but maybe one day.
Oh no, maybe one day.
Oh man, who knows?
Who knows?
Oh, this is so cute.
Oh, where's the pants?
Excuse me?
Lemon C-Tipped $1, Ivan and the Pink Hoodie guy have a lot in common.
Roger.
Oh, can I come, guys?
Guys, it's cold and make it about yourself.
me to say that just never happened. That just did ask, never happened. Wait, wait, wait,
what did somebody just say? Cooper was in the Super Bowl last year and this year he
had to watch Guapo eat from a chocolate fountain. Do you know what I'm also realizing? Thank
Thank you all for the six months and thank you Chris for the six as well.
I realized that like streamer humor is so different from normies.
Like we were making jokes and I feel like he probably genuinely thought we were just
fucking stupid and weird.
But I'm just realizing that now, we were all the same age, and I'm sitting here realizing
He dead ass probably just told me for so long.
Ahhhh.
Yeah.
I have no basketball knowledge.
Coach-witching is a must.
I don't think I would have known what to say.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I haven't forgotten football, but like, bro.
I just, I need some more ball knowledge, you know what I'm saying?
Like Yundas Kor Ivan tipped $3.33.
Don't ever compare me with that guy. Also, Sakura yesterday's stream was fire. Don't listen to the noise.
Thank you, Ivan!
Bro, there were, I'm not even gonna lie though chat, there were actually dead ass, some like,
some dedicated fans, do you know what I'm saying?
Like dedicated fans like following the streamers, it makes me a little bit nervous.
IRL or like waiting outside the hotel I like I understand that like you know
people are trying to grind people are like such big fans but it does make me
nervous it really does but here's the thing it's like it's not my fans and if
the other streamers are comfortable with it it's not my place to say anything
that's how I feel I feel like if those people were there for me waiting outside
the hotel and I'm not comfortable I can say that if I want to say that but if
If they're there for other people and other people are comfortable, you know, that's not
for me to say anything, but unless it's like really bad, but like, I don't mind people
coming up asking for a photo, you know, wanting to talk, because I really do understand, like,
The reason why I am a streamer is because of all the people that watch me and support
me.
I don't mind taking a photo and I don't mind having a conversation and talking to people.
I think it's really sweet, but I do have a boundary where I don't want to be followed.
I don't mind, I think it's super cute when people get super excited and will drive and
I have to take a photo with like other streamers.
I think that's like really, it's really sweet.
Like that's really like dedication.
And like if you want a photo and you just, you know,
like you're a fan or a viewer, like that's fine.
But for me, I'm just like, the only thing is like,
just don't follow me.
But I haven't had that.
And I feel like I draw a very, like,
I feel like I draw a line with you guys.
And just in general, what I deem comfortable
and what I deem uncomfortable.
And I feel like if that's why, I feel like my boundaries
don't get crossed.
But every streamer has different boundaries,
so I feel like each to their own.
You know?
But everyone's different.
Everyone really is different.
You know?
Do we got some clips going?
Anonymous tipped one dollar. I the new dead blue my high Sakura, please then I'll drop a thousand
Wait, what about a thousand said one more time? Wait, what was what did that say a thousand wait? What was it?
Okay?
Bandit man, he'll drop a thousand?
Are you dead ass?
A thousand what?
A thousand bids, a thousand dollars,
a thousand gifted, a thousand what?
A thousand pennies, like,
I need to know what the thousand is.
You know what I'm saying?
Who said that?
Don't play with me now.
Anonymous, bro.
Hello, Paige.
I just wanted to call you and tell you
how much of a good friend you are.
oh there was an open drink oh my god two open drinks
Oh, I would be so pissed off.
Do you think they cleaned it up?
For sure, I think Saki would clean that up.
I think they would.
Wait, they were drunk?
The barf clip is wild. We did somebody send it. There's a barf clip. Oh
Man, I saw that I saw that saunty was doing the like
The cult water trend
With
Drinking a cold water with every burrito. He was eating cut water
Oh, I thought it was called cold water cut water cut. Why is it called cut water?
Cut water with every burrito
Are those not really strong
because my friend told me she tried to do the cut water is it cut water what
the the water the water trend but isn't it normally with hot dogs it's not
normally with burrito right or is it because my friend was in Canada was
telling me about it and she was like um I was doing the trend but I could only
drink like a few and then she was like telling me about how she like almost got
kidnapped two times and I was like can we be more careful like can we actually
be more careful she was telling me about like
like how like someone was grabbing on to her
do your friends do shit at home oh my god bro I don't know they were like
holding on to and she almost got kicked out I'm like what am I hearing but like
there's this one bar in our hometown called um what is it called again old
city and like everyone gets roofied there so it's like really it's really scary
but anyways she almost like I don't I don't know and that's why I stay indoors
like the amount of people that I know they get roofied is so scary where do
you live it's a small town and people are like just get bored I'm not even
King. People just got bored in the nano. And then there was one time where there were people
that I knew that were out. And a girl, I guess she got roofied. But you know when guys were
like, give me a sip of your drink kind of thing. So this guy was like, give me a sip
of your drink to the girl. And she was like, okay. And then he got roofied because he drank
the drink and dead ass like had to go to the hospital and then someone else ended
up in a ditch like I don't know for the gdf clip for context before wait before
he threw up he hit 20 key followers and cried and did a speech for one hour after
the one hour long speech he passed out after five minutes he threw up and passed
out again oh my god worse in LA I don't know ever like everyone just gets like
roofing it's so scary but that's why I'm like if I would ever go out I was always
so like on top of it because my dad was always so like weary about you know like
the underscore Ivan tipped three dollars and 33 cents period Sakura we the
The Sakuza's will always support you, also if they tell you certain amount to ban me it's a lie.
I... dat bro.
Ivan, I just lost my train of thought.
Oh, anyways, my dad would always tell me like, be really careful if you're ever going out to drink.
Like here, he made me a paranoid ass motherfucker, okay?
My dad has always been like, trust no one, you know?
Trust no one.
Never leave your drink.
Don't leave your drink with somebody
because they're really not paying that much attention to it.
If you're gonna leave your drink,
don't go back to the drink, you know what I'm saying?
Be careful.
Like, don't take a drink from a stranger.
Don't take a drink from somebody else, offers it.
Unless you watch the bartender pour the drink
and make the drink, and you take the drink.
If somebody's swinging a drink around, don't touch it, right?
So every time, if I ever went out,
I would literally, dead ass, cut my drink like this.
I walk around like this, with my hand like this.
I probably look fucking stupid, yeah?
But I would be walking around like this
with my hand on the drink.
Or if I was going to the washroom, kind of nasty.
My drink would be with me too.
So
It's fine or I would just finish the drink
but
Yeah, anyways
I don't know what is with my hearing how the fuck does it go from wild girl of my high hearing while John
I've tipped three dollars and thirty three cents. Yo Ivan the first speak for everyone when I say never type again
Okay, I saw in a comment, apparently a wild John is like, uh, like, like, uh, like doing
too much or something.
Like apparently that's what it is.
I don't know.
Like whatever.
Ok.
Four.
So far.
Set the four up.
Oh my gosh.
Fentanyl is coordinated $1.
I'm brushtick and socking this boat.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Yeah.
The boat's got a shot.
Oh my gosh.
It was gonna be awesome.
So.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I'm brushtick of sucking this boolean ball into my mouth.
Bro, when chat...
When chat is like think something funny or isn't fucking with something.
Bro, y'all are deadass so funny. I'm not even kidding. Like I'm like, holy shit.
I deadass have no personality because the shit that you guys be coming up with I'm thinking about it. I'm like,
Wow.
I am not funny.
I'm dad's not funny because I'm like,
you guys are so creative.
Where are you coming up with this shit?
I need Chad GBT, you know what I'm saying?
It's been a pleasure.
I've never chewed my brother.
I say subscribe today.
Top roll.
I miss a squad today, man.
Come on, bro.
Subscribe, man.
I'll give you the world, baby girl.
She was just gotta be worth it
I will give you the world baby girl
Damian
We need to live
God give me
Jason will wait until $1.00.
Santee Kong, if you want this nigger to shun out...
Bro, Jason, I'm sorry, is that really you? I can't!
Okay?
Oh
Who has blue eyes with all the lights?
Moment, give me a moment. Moment, give me a moment. Moment, give me a moment.
Moment, give me a moment. Baby, give me a moment. Please try to find me.
You're beautiful, you're very beautiful. I want to see you with all my heart.
What does this mean?
coming from sweet little saunty bro that ass
That's the worst thing I've ever done.
Is this where you guys think like when me and Brie go to make a song?
Yes!
Yes or what?
Momentum, a meal, momentum
They stay in trenches with those bars
Momentum, a meal, momentum
Oh fuck
I'm not even kidding, after this, we're all sitting there and we're like, you know we're
like one person streaming but nobody else is streaming so there's like a little conversation
and then like everyone's kind of tired and there's dead ass nothing left to say.
The sauté was still standing there with the camera and they're all just like, uh, okay.
That's what happened.
I call this one the chill shot.
You sit back, relax, take a shot.
Oh, what the fuck?
Nice.
We've finished the clip.
Wait, that clip's finished.
The invitation, are they coming with us?
I call this one.
What?
Watching her wrist tense.
Oh, here, here.
Here.
Watch it, watch it, watch it for wrist tens.
Wow.
What you talking about?
I'm in front of her like, what you talking about?
Right back there, girl.
You're a bot, bro.
You're a bot.
You're a bot, bro.
Did I invite them?
Was that an invitation?
Are they coming to the police?
I skipped it again?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Wait.
Where is he?
Bro, what the fuck?
Bro, I was watching Kylie when I was...
What?
This is the same thing.
Am I like losing am I missing a fucking screw right now?
I call this one the chill shot you sit back relax take a shot
Is this what they were doing today because I saw that I saw their adapting wrong it was
something about trick shots. I feel like that's good ideas. That is good ideas.
Just happened. Are they still doing it right now? That was a lucky shot. I feel
like you probably lined it up. Wait, they are. I want to see.
I
Just put it in its general for senior you got to aim it at it
Maybe you're also not gonna hit it you do I'm just shooting in the general vicinity like
Oh, I've been fucking tough
How long have they been doing this shot?
I
That was close. I was really close. I ain't that time. Is this a BB gun? Oh
Oh, it is is BB gun airsoft, okay
Yo ladies, we're gonna get hot dogs
I
Like ladies was a stalker means like bro, we should probably scrap this is eat hot dogs
Really? Yeah, but I was wrong, but like the last time we were in a car ride
Last time we were in a car ride. We didn't have this in the music
So I'm trying to think we we should go get hot dogs listening to like juice world or something
That's a fucking movie
I can't just drop 20 inch glicks to I can't drop 20 inch hot dogs
Wait, what just happened?
Hello?
What?
Hello? What?
Wait, are we not shooting?
They ended?
Oh my god, bro
Bros others like that ass. I don't want to be in this clip. Wait, did they actually wait wait?
Why did saunty close his eyes and everything?
So I was like, did I ask? I'm not a part of this shit.
Wait, this sunset is so pretty.
Wait, someone said this is J-Dap song?
Well, that looks like a vibe.
Thailand looks like such a vibe.
It didn't work.
What do you mean make it a vibe?
Oh my god, it's a Maybach.
That's what you do.
You see the Maybach?
You make it about yourself.
Watch me.
Oh, pull him!
Pull him!
Oh, yeah, we on that.
Yeah!
Where are we going?
Yes, sir!
Damn.
He's not running.
No, dude, that's the general.
He hit my car and he's not running.
Get that make up, bro.
That's the Maybach right there.
Hey, pull over!
Yeah.
Philippines on Thailand?
Oh, I thought they were in Thailand.
I'm gonna take this make up.
I don't think I don't make this
I don't think this
Oh
Why do you go into the left?
I guess not. Hey, we not stop it too. I guess
He looks like he's turning left
He's a good guy.
That's my dumb ass.
Well, I'm not a dumb-
Seeing- Seeing, uh...
Please leave me.
No, I'm not kidding.
Seeing Jason Jordan in the back doesn't-
It doesn't look so good.
Why does it look so crooked?
Does everything have to actually be a-
Go!
This is perfect.
You actually are really good at this.
I know you don't have to cry.
She needs to cry.
Oh, yeah, I need to cry.
Oh my god, right?
This cameraman looks so jolly.
Ironic.
To be fair, he was trying to lose them?
What?
He didn't even know Yugi was behind.
He did.
No, he didn't.
We were having a full, we were all
sitting in the car having a full-on conversation.
What?
How could you know?
He should not know.
When Pontius says gnar, wait, we're really fucking kind of.
She's a legend.
I am kind of.
She's a
Diana
The
right
I want a fucking picture dude
Go
Fucking scared. Yes
Well, that's just as disassociating in the back. I'm not even kidding
We're waiting she leaves so when I also see the damn fucking word. Oh, yeah
Is that what I felt like when I'm saying stuff about people that are so close to me because you're asking your old
Observe it. What is it like this is like two meters away water found not like you you're fucking lose you put your mouth on that shit fast
Do you know what I realized though how
like
some first how
unhygienic a
water fountain is I
Was like the most I'm like damn people actually put their mouth against this
Like that's fucking disgusting, you know, I
Didn't think about it because when you're young
Everybody you know like everyone like puts her mouth on the fountain
And I remember it there'd be those really crusty kids
They would go like ah like over the fountain like put their whole mouth on the faucet
And like everyone else would hover but it's like does that really do anything anymore?
But actually, do you know what I remember?
When I was in elementary school, I thought my friend was so cool, because like, you know
those?
I don't remember what they're called.
But they're like the classic shaker bottles.
And I remember my friend, Erica, she would bring her like shaker bottle, but instead
of it having water in it, she would put like Pepsi or like Coke in it.
And I was like, oh, she's so cool.
She actually, she know the method like,
damn, I can't have soda in my water bottle.
Like, guys, do you remember being at elementary school
and like when people would have like better snacks
or drinks than you, you'd be like, fuck.
There's so much cooler.
Like, that was so cool.
Like, bro, what?
I remember we would sit there and like one girl
had these like European pepperoni sticks that we all liked
and we were like, do you want to trade?
And we would sit there and trade our food.
No, dead-ass life was so simple.
Like we were like, and I remember, no, I'm not kidding,
I remember I switched elementary school so late
and everyone at the school was so clicky
that people would like dead-ass pre-order their friends
for like recess and like lunch.
They were like, you would have to go to like your friend
in the morning, like dad's 8.30 in the morning,
up to your friend and be like, hey, like, do you want to hang out together at lunch, like, alone?
And then, like, and then there would be the few people like me and I'd be like,
oh, guys, do you want to hang out at lunch? And everyone's like, I already made plans at lunchtime.
Well, fuck me, I guess. I was like, damn. Or, like, it was actually so bad. I remember me and
Me and this other girl named Avery Brodass, I was actually a loser, like we would, there
would be like the thing called the group and everyone would sit in a circle and like me
would go to the, like what's up guys, what's up guys?
And people would, they would be like, guys let's regroup and they would all like look
at us and they would run away.
Like, I swear to god, being in elementary school is humbling as fuck.
They were a little bit, yeah, let's regroup and run to the other side of the field.
I would just be like, damn.
Lemon C-Tip $1, you were one of the Krusty kids, probably.
Krusty?
Oh my god, and then I remember I got bullied for having, like, this one girl bullied me
for having thick eyebrows, because I always have thick eyebrows, okay?
And she was like, yeah, your eyebrows are so thick, da, da, da, da, da.
So I remember one time I went home, and I put the fuck out of my eyebrows,
and they looked dead-ass and a little sperm.
Like, it was like I left the front, like really round,
and then I plucked all of this super thin, so it looked so fucked up.
I wish I had a picture of it, but I don't.
It actually got so bad that my mom had to take my tweezers away from me,
and she was like, Sakura, stop touching your eyebrows,
because they're not going to grow back.
And then I remember years later, she told me, she was like,
oh yeah, I used to say your eyebrows were bushy
because I was really jealous that you had nice eyebrows.
And I was just like, damn.
I wonder if I could find a picture of my eyebrows
at this point.
It was pretty fucking bad.
Let me see.
Maybe I have old Snapchat memories.
I probably deleted them all. I'm not gonna lie. There was a time though guys
Did ask is why did I think I was doing something
What the fuck what is this like what is this?
Boo! What am I doing? Like, I look back at this like, what am I doing? Like, do I think it's actually cute?
Like, we thought we were cute.
like what is this what is this no no no guys
Hashtag streaks!
Hashtag streaks! Oh my fucking god, bro!
Hashtag in dance class!
But what is that?
No, I'm not gassing because I look at the show like what the fuck, I thought this was like
look huge oh this this is me this is me and Kai Kai bro how bored were we get out
what the fuck are we doing 10 30 p.m. I don't know what the fuck we're doing
Oh my god, I remember one time me and Kylie went for a drive and I found a bunny and it
had like an injury.
Tell me why I was like, pose for a selfie, hashtag streaks, streaks with a bunny.
guys but this was my childhood dog chat look how cute he was his name was Marco
and he was so baby so baby it's actually funny to look back in high school though
My eyelash extensions were so horrifying. It was like...
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because, like, what?
But... Oh, yeah, me and Kai Kai!
Is Marco still well and now Marco died?
Did I ever have a VSCO? I did, I deleted everything on that though.
Bro, what am I looking at?
Oh my god!
This was our childhood dog, my childhood dogs. I had two.
And this is when I was still outside, and this is me and Hannah.
Did I enjoy high school? There was definitely parts where I enjoyed high school and then other parts
where I didn't enjoy high school. Oh yeah guys, this was my birthday cake during COVID.
I'm so cute. My childhood friends mom made it for me.
I remember this is me and Kite waiting at the bus stop and Kite told me can you fucking stop taking photos.
Thank you Brian for the 4 months. Kite is like can you just stop fucking taking pictures like I'm done with your shit.
And of course the next morning I had to take another one. Yeah I was a little bit fat okay.
Um, yeah, she was she really didn't fuck with me. Um, at that point, it's fine
Um
Yeah, whatever
Whatever and shit
Yeah, my sister always looked like she was done with my ass I
Had a very round face I did I did I was pretty chubby. I
Was pretty fucking chubby
Snapchat members are kind of funny to look back on.
Oh.
This is when I thought my self-tanner looked good.
I was fucking orange. Do you see my hand?
I thought that should look good.
That was last year, by the way.
I thought I was doing something there.
I did ask that I was doing something.
I was not doing any type of anything at all at all
Oh.
Oh, God.
Anyways, your white side was very apparent.
Yeah, I know.
I know. I know, I know.
like yeah like bro come on come on she's getting a boost she's getting a boost
I'm even gonna throw in out of my pocket
I did I don't have my left eye gap anymore yet why is it in my left ear does anyone
Headphones in why is it why is it not mono audio? Is that weird?
Well, well surprise
Okay
What are my favorite clothing brand you're trying to find haha hold up
We got a girl in the chat guys don't scare off
What are your favorite clothing brands? I'm trying to find a cute tiny holder top, but no luck
Um, for a Holder top, I would recommend Brandy Melville, uh, Arithea.
You could get a, you could get a cute, uh, one from Arithea, but it's ribbed.
Do you want ribbed or not ribbed?
Also, they have, um, is that a really expensive brand?
I just got a shirt from there recently and I was like, bro, I don't, I don't know why
I did that.
Not ribbed.
What was it called?
Tank Air.
You could get a Tank Air one.
They probably have one at Guizo too.
Oh, period.
Thank you.
What else?
Chad, where else can you get?
Did I say Air One?
I didn't say Air One.
Me?
Oh, Chad, just type Air One.
I'm stupid.
I don't think you can get one at Uniqlo. Maybe at Zara.
But I don't know. Zara is not always like the...
Oh, Amazon! I'm not even kidding. If you're in the US, American Amazon guys is actually wonderful.
I buy my socks off of American Amazon because I really like the quality of Arithia socks,
but I found a dupe for way cheaper off of Amazon.
I'm streaming absolutely who really was I saw I saw this one Max comes 10 seconds
obviously you can look short off I'll hold my finger down your hair beat and then
start talking and then once it's done if you need to again okay yeah okay do you
know what you say I know exactly what I'm saying okay wait wait you're ready
skip it okay I would never cry you're never crowned internet that taught me
not to cry so it's time I cries if I reach a goal it's actually much easier than you know
you don't cry sex right who's actually more she would never do that bro like a
shoot that's a woman bro she is a phone him a phone a woman man oh man the
The standards have hit the floor you
He just have a he's gonna have a limit on it brown or music
Wait, what is this clip?
I'm going off J. You know my mom
Wait, what did he say?
He doesn't have a he doesn't have a limit on it brown. He's just gonna have a limit on it
I thought he was talking about the game.
He doesn't have a limit on it.
Thank you, Mega for the 15-gibbon!
What the heck? Thank you so much!
Oh my goodness! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Who the hell?
I don't know. My, my.
Is it about the game?
The clip of Ron's and saying okay, I can call my mom gay
You know my mom figured my ass so once it oh my god. Oh no my two way. No, no
Let me explain my story. So shit figure my ass. No, my mom didn't so I was moved up on my bat mom's bed
I'm not kidding. This is why you see knows the story. I told my child the story
So I was constipated as fuck like I'm serious like constipated constipated constipated and my mom bet the owner
Oh, I'm serious. It's a story. She's a latex glove and like lubricant or like Vasili. I think it was Vasili
I said lubricant for the story
Um, Vaseline and she fingered my ass to get poop out of my shit.
For what was the-
And it was a deer poop, it was like this.
Yeah, but what was the reasoning behind it?
I was constantly trying to shit it for like 14 hours.
And my stomach's hurt, and I don't know what it was, and like I was like, I was like 13.
I had a weird phenomenon.
I can't tell if this is real or not.
Like, sometimes like, sometimes I know they trolled, but sometimes I'm like,
does this actually happen? I don't know.
It's real?
I'm not going to lie though, like, this is like, oh, he called his mom to his reel.
Oh.
But when you're, when you're a contemplator, are you supposed to use like a, like an enema
or like a laxative, laxative?
right? You put suppositories in your butt? I remember one time I was
contemplated actually chat. Chat have you guys ever been
constipated just curious yeah I swear to God is an enema not for like
Concepation?
What is it for?
And Emma, isn't it when it shoots water up your butthole or something?
I don't know.
No, we're up in the matrix like glitches and nothing out of our ass is sort of like poop.
Wait, what?
I had a weird phenomenon where I from the matrix like glitched and nothing came out of my ass
It's sort of like poof, it's out of my dick. Let me tell you, I was taking a shit and I took the shit
And after my shit, I felt something like still stuck in my ass
And I went over to my mom, though I can't tell that your mom's sorry to do this, but can you look at my ass already?
I don't know if I want to be a boy mom. Okay
Okay. The classic emote smoking cigarette but a tree nearby.
I inverted the chat. That was good. That was nice. Thank you. Wow. Nice work guys.
Oh my god!
That wasn't pretty good!
Really good!
Jake Future Surfing
Jake? That's it?
Jake Surfing
There you go, yes, perfect. Perfect.
Alright, don't blame me.
Jake Future?
I
Don't know I'm not top-din guys. I really don't know
Yo, she's everything but what's up? Yo, Bruce. I need your help, bro
It's something that's gotta get like the air gotta get clear, bro. What happened?
So, you know, I'm saying there's this clip
Um, hold on, man. Let me change my camera. This is a clip going on or going around where
you're talking about banks, like it's me and my guy, my guy red and I'm in the clip. But
on on the clip, it's on the side and you, and you say he had a long face, but niggas
in interpreted that as me with a
love face. Oh, do I have a love
face? Yeah, bro. You do, bro.
I'm not going to lie. You got a
stupid. Get out of here, bro.
Lucky little like Berleasy.
Wait, wait, wait. Why does
have a lot of faith?
Oh man.
My dad pulled me in one day and he pulled me aside. He was like, hey, and he talked to us over stuff
He was like, um, I found white stuff in the in the hot tub and he explained to me
I've seen this
What's the craziest way that you could say I've got a text without saying a word text?
But message
That works I guess that works
The phone buzzed
Bro! He's so fucking funny!
I got a ding. I got a ding.
I got a ding. I don't know.
He said he wouldn't ping me.
I always got to say I got text. Spice it up.
Message.
That's true.
Yeah, I like that's cute.
That's true.
I like this trio. It's so cute.
Couch.
What?
What else did I do?
Page tip $1.
Nigga J.W. scaring them, sit your ass down, and call me.
Nigga, what the...
No, I called...
He said to call someone to tell them that I got invited, so they would be happy for me.
Stop! What are you doing?
No, Ron! Ron, no!
Look up!
Help! Help! Help!
Oh my god!
Is Ronald going?
Oh my god!
I think he just died!
Is he actually not?
I feel like he'll go.
I feel like he'll get invited.
Is he gonna answer?
He's probably gonna be so mad.
He's not gonna tell.
I think he's gonna go.
Matt, he's not going to talk.
Hi, Ron.
What?
No, no.
What do you want?
I just wanted to call and see how your day is going.
Are you doing anything in April?
Am I doing anything in April?
Yes, I was going to say we can have a stream
if you wanted to play a stream together.
What is in April?
Tell me.
Well, no, I was going to say we get like IRL and LA.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I just checked my calendar and I think I'm actually
going to be in London in April.
That sucks.
OK, maybe I guess maybe we could do May.
Sorry, I got my weeks confused.
I'm like, I'm super busy in April
because I'm going to the Sidemen charity match.
I got it.
What would you actively do for the charity match?
What would you actually do?
I do more than you because at least I'm invited.
I actually know that you couldn't do more than me.
I could do more than you because at least I'm invited.
I watched you watch the guitar game
and you literally said,
oh, these guys are like, oh, really athletic.
Like who says that while watching a match?
Either you're good at soccer or you're not and you're not.
You sound like a hater.
No, I sound like somebody who got invited
I
Can somebody at Toby so I can pull up the wads
Send you also the screenshot of the DM. He just sent me let him know he's sending me the information
Oh, I despise you, you know that no, I feel I feel like wrong. I feel like Ron will get invited
I feel like Ron will get inside
You can despise me from the line, you can despise me.
You are, you are.
I don't, wait a minute, Ron, I just realized I got your Porsche and I got your spot on
the tree.
You can message me.
Wait, there's no way.
That was him messaging me telling me he's giving me the details.
That was a joke, now.
This has to be a joke.
Why is he messaging you on Twitter saying, yes sir, we got you?
Yo, I'm not kidding.
This is some type of.
You said joke.
This is some type of.
You said joke, bro.
No, this is the truth.
I mean, there's another really funny about it. Like I said, I got your Porsche and I got your spot. So hey better get that shit back in blood bitch
4,000 calories I had a book for the charity
Long ass clip
I
Think I think the rod will go I think the rod will go I do think so
That is not your body, Ronathan
Why should you are no not like hey, I'm live right now
now hey yo I'm done you get me okay I'm going to EDC
she's funny what do you mean gripping got me a pained opportunity
What's your lying voice?
On everyone's life, I'm the one lying.
Bro, Ron Das puts everything on everyone's life.
Is that Bumble?
That's fine.
I think I'm a dad of cancer.
What?
That's just like, why?
Why'd you laugh?
Because that's crazy.
Why would you say that?
My grandma had cancer
Why is he fucking wheezing though he's
Okay
Where I see this one I wait
Is that a good one?
Wait, it's Bonnie.
Is that a good one?
I think I could hit harder.
That was bad.
That was good.
What did she thought?
I don't know how to do this.
I feel like she could do it.
I feel like she's strong.
That's my weak hand.
Let me try.
I feel like she has a good punch I love how Rosie just rosey just there
I'm sorry.
Not for it.
Was that good?
Why was that good actually?
Was it okay?
I did hurt my throat.
I think she could do it.
You're right.
But it was good.
Macbook is gonna get-
Hello?
Sorry my servant's calling.
Who's that?
She is a-
Is it Jada?
With Asians.
Oh there's a Macbook M5 that just came out.
Not a bad shout.
Can I speak to you real quick?
Yeah you can speak to her.
Who is it?
I'm calling you right now!
Broch, you are gaffing that shit!
What the fuck?
Is he a racist? Is he trying to speak Vietnamese?
I'm not a share-weight.
Are you trying to speak Vietnamese to my servant?
Oh, it's her friend Andy, like, all the time?
I'm custom-owned, man.
That's not how that sounds. What's wrong with you?
I'm coming.
What did he say? What did you just say?
Wait, did he buy her the map?
He just took my servants.
What the fuck?
Is he trying to speak Vietnamese?
I'm not sure.
Wait, I didn't hear him.
What the fuck?
Bro, this guy is like, what the fuck am I hearing?
Wait.
I love how he looks straight down at the picture of him.
He just took my servant.
What the fuck do you mean?
Bruh.
I don't know what the fuck is going on with chat I'm Asian
Can I not laugh at that now
I'm confused it can I I'm dead-ass Asian bro. I think I'm getting baited right now
One wait everyone wait a second
Give me your smoke.
Is this the S?
Give me your smoke.
You're fucked.
Is this what I'm like when I game?
Jesus Christ.
She gave me everything but the smell.
She's just a girl.
Wait, someone's name was Tima?
I can't believe it! She gave me her AK, her Glock, her Flash, her Nade!
She has a smoke and a nut!
I thought she gave you a fucking Sin-Miller one point!
Did you ever play that?
I run a yellow light. This is sex.
What?
You know the last one to do that is to take off some weapons and clothing.
Sex?
Yeah, you guys have never played sex?
No!
What the heck, never heard this in my life!
I'm so horny!
Even one of the sodas was called, um, Dirty a Little Secret.
Like, okay bro, okay bro.
No, everyone here is down tremendous.
Tex!
I didn't run through a yellow light!
Oh, I didn't want to be an asshole.
As soon as she had to take her clothes off.
Is that a game reel?
for you. I love this song.
Oh
He's so fucking funny, man
100 what I
Don't remember. I think I did it wrong
Oh, thank you
Yes restart, okay at 607 now
No way
Holy shit
That took two hours.
Oh, that scared me, bro.
Josh, none of you guys are going to be scared by that.
I was not scared.
The fuck?
It exploded on my face.
It's like...
Yo, pause.
At least your goggles on.
Oh, yes.
We should do some tomorrow because I can't do none Sunday.
Who is that? Is this Ron?
What is that sound? What are you driving in?
What am I driving?
What?
What am I driving?
Yo, what the fuck is this?
That car sound is insane
It's driving
It's a whole block of shit
What is that?
Chad, what is that?
I'm saying it's the SVJ
That's the SVJ?
Yo
Oh shit
Yeah
Thank you, thank you, you see it. Yeah, see the wall
I'm so point is that secure I
Sorry, God every every every single time fogged up. There's a new way to see me. I
Said I love y'all
Yo, definitely.
It's always a new one.
You suck at talking to people.
That's what I told myself when I realized just ha-
So who liked this?
Right after the last one?
Okay, I'm gonna listen to this thing, guys.
It was I thought that my people skills were absolutely fine still no one listened to me
I was anxious finally when I tried to actually fix my people skills. They somehow got worse
Luckily
With enough practice I turned it into a habit that planted the seed for social improvement
It made me really stick out in the best part. It's really straightforward like seriously. Let me show you
In my chair, I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down.
In high school, I always felt extremely lonely.
I can remember a time where I said hi to my crush and she just looked at me.
It was really bad and it wasn't like I had no friends.
It was just, I sucked at talking to people.
So I had about two friends.
So I did what any sane person would do and I looked up advice on the internet and when
I saw it, I went, nice.
It said stuff like smile more and ask more questions.
Be humble.
I think I could do this
I think I can often questions. I don't I don't have many questions going on
You know I'm saying should I have like a list of questions on my phone. Did I ask everybody?
My guys aren't in today
What do you guys eat? Oh my god, I ordered food like two hours ago
Oh my god, no, dad asked if she has been sitting outside.
I FORGOT what the hell I was just having so much fun with you guys that I just forgot I was hungry
you know cheers cheers guys
you fake granted most of it was
yeah
Elite advice, but there was just too much and I tried to do it all at once like most people and that made it even worse
So one day I was playing chess with my dad and it made me realize something really important
mm-hmm, and that was that I
Am shit at chess answer that yes. That left me wondering why why am I shit at chess?
I mean I've watched a few ten minute videos about chess. Why am I not?
If I read a 10 page book about chess in say 15 minutes
Well, yeah, it's so boring.
Well, I become a grandmaster.
No, I thought to myself, of course not.
That's stupid.
So why would a 10 minute video about social skills do the same?
Well, it wouldn't.
So, make it five minutes?
Realized that this wasn't the way.
I realized people on computers.
I mean, I can't just download a program and then that program makes me become whatever I want in just one day.
That's what I realized that information alone is kind of useless.
Memorization doesn't mean knowledge, and knowledge doesn't mean skill, it just means you know something.
So I thought of a brilliant little idea about how to make everything I learn applyable to every single social situation.
Now, in this video, I'm going to show you how to do it, but first, I'm going to tell you what it did to me and how it improved my social skills forever.
That's right, I'm not bullfitting you, I said forever.
When I implemented this little habit into my life, I made all sorts of improvements.
I started talking loud enough, so people could hear me.
I used to talk like a mouse.
I started speaking more articulately, because before I used to just trip over my words.
And probably the best part was I became a much better listener who rarely rounded things to say.
And I'm much shock you because it's so simple.
I'll explain afterwards.
All I was doing was thinking more often in silence.
How could such a simple thing have such amazing results?
Well, it doesn't have amazing results.
Unless you do it like this.
I call it the pre-conversational thought habit.
Or, just do good habit.
And here's three steps on how to do it, with the last one being the best one.
First of all, we as human beings don't have the memory of elephants.
I could watch a really short video, but without action, it wouldn't do anything.
So at first, I had to remember to do it consistently, before it became a habit.
It came along naturally.
And this was done with a few simple approaches.
Well, one, I told myself every morning, or I made it a daily goal.
But by far one of the biggest changes I made was practicing something called diaphragmatic breathing.
I actually encourage you to look into this yourself because it made me personally feel a lot more present and relaxed.
Okay, so now I remember to do it, but what do I have to do now?
Well, I have to do it properly.
I noticed quickly that just thinking for a small amount of time wasn't going to cut it.
I was worrying about what I was going to say to the other person before they even finished talking.
What the fuck do I say now?
This is stupid.
Why on earth, I thought to myself, was I thinking of a response before the other person even finished talking?
It's ridiculous.
It's me making assumptions, so I need to think after they're finished talking.
A quote in my rule book is,
With hold evaluation until comprehension is complete.
All I had to do was simply stop, think for a moment, in silence, and then talk.
and then talk. This did a couple of things for me. Well, first of all, I got a lot more
into it.
Bro, that's supposed to be like, hey, how are you doing today? Me? I'm doing great today.
I started speaking really clearly straight after that. Another thing it did is I think
it showed people just how much I care because I took the time to really hear them out and
formulate a proper answer. And people could really see that.
I actually, I don't think before I speak, I just think.
This is the juiciest step.
The reason I did the last two, is so I could focus on that good stuff.
Now,
Think before I speak and tell myself in the morning.
Every single time I would go to talk to someone, I would remember
And there are three minutes, seventeen second videos I can do with them.
And I'm trying to improve my social skills, and so I could focus on
And that I don't have a brain of an outfit.
And one thing, at a time, this could be being more authentic, being kinder, talking louder,
It could be anything, and at the moment-
Okay.
Also talking louder, not talking like a little mouse,
and waiting till someone is completely done speaking,
then completely think about what I'm gonna say,
sit in silence for a little bit,
and then say it back.
Or, you know, say my piece.
But for me, it's trying to be more authentic.
So now, wherever I go, and whoever I talk to,
I will always remember that I need to lock in and focus about being better at talking to people.
I'm gonna be uploading a little bit less free.
I feel like I got to fucking learn nothing.
Like, I absorb the information, but I feel like that's not gonna help me with everything, do you know what I mean?
Like, you think this is gonna change me?
He did actually said, think before you speak and take an extra second. The fuck?
Or I did? That was a waste of five minutes.
All right, me bruh.
He hates me too, don't worry, you're good.
Did they go to Fist again?
Come here.
Over here.
Ah!
What the-
Nah, it's not bromance.
It's not bromance.
They began so freaky with each other, you know what I'm saying?
They just began the freakiest.
Okay, okay, nah, nah, nah.
Let's grab one and head to the crib.
I can't wait.
What was the statement?
Christmas gave us a crib.
Are you a big eater?
You're not a big eater?
No.
Are you?
Alex isn't a big eater.
Why do you keep panning over there?
So you are a big eater?
I knew, I knew!
You forgot?!
Yeah, she got jokes!
See at first, I didn't catch it and then a little bit of input delay, that's on me,
that was...
He's pretty, like uh, what's it called?
Shy!
He gets a little shy.
You know, and now, I'm gonna head out.
That would be my first.
I would probably do that though when I walk into the crib.
Where's the roof at?
Yeah, that was good.
That was good.
Is this Kir-
Alright.
Christmas Shopping?
Alright.
I'm out.
Oh my god, isn't Tara so pretty and perfect?
Wow!
She is, let's go get her!
Was that good?
Oh, this is recently!
Oh, this is my last week.
Oh, shit.
With the U-Tara too?
That created.
Like, I was just kinda-
Hey, well, you can read the off-site chat, there's a player right there.
Well, he hasn't got a worry about off-site.
He's not off-batter, Harry Pinero.
I'm not over it, Lacey!
Of course, Lacey got fucking 6'7".
Of course, Lacey got 6'7".
Never. Or you're telling them handling it.
It's not a sound of vaguely tribal.
Or like some manly fight scene chant.
Oh!
Mr. Dover with the big 25 gifted!
I think Lacey...
really is actually like starting to like Coco like I think in the beginning
Lacey was like Coco but now this is like real I feel like we see really
fuck some cocoa is that a CD on a shirt
you sat there last night fucking munchin' them down and then you fell asleep on a
couch while I was streaming. This hairco looks cuter.
Looks like you're fucking nonce, bro!
God, I'm a nonce, bro!
Wait, what?
Hey, yo, drive and stop this car real quick!
Wait, isn't that like a bad...
Isn't that like a...
Boat.
What does a nonce mean?
Boat.
You know what a nonce means.
I thought it means, like, idiot.
What does a nonce mean?
Boat.
I'mma clue you up real quick.
A nonce is a piano, bro.
Yeah.
I'ma clue you up real quick.
Anonce is a P-mail, bro.
You should learn in too many words.
Too, too many words.
This is hugged by Boba.
Yes.
She still has the smell on her.
Hey, I'm working right now. What's up?
Why?
Because Hawaii is sure that we have a matching outfit for her.
I'm doing a garage sale.
So you saw a memory?
It's not a memory. I'm never going to...
A garage sale?
Wear this again.
I love this. Good idea.
So I was a gift in Hawaii that we shared in the room over there.
A gift in Hawaii. I bought the trip, bought the hotel, bought the outfit, bought the food. Now what?
And I got the shirt.
No, you didn't that wasn't the shirt you got
In the corner what he sold a $800 helmet for 20 bucks
$800 helmet for $20. Oh arc
uh lacy's helmet did lacy say anything about that
was like i'm assuming lacy wasn't using it right
it was signed
I mean, his door wasn't locked, I'm assuming.
Where was the helmet?
$14,000 per person.
Wait, what?
I'm paying out of pocket and it's nowhere near that price.
And this is after insurance. They're telling you 13,000 for what?
Did you send, did you send over the paperwork to insurance?
Did they jerk their cock onto it,
come on the paper and then send it back to you?
Cause that's about all it sounded like your insurance did.
That's about all it sounded like your insurance.
Wait, I'm actually, I'm such out of loss of context right now.
Because 14,000 per person, if I'm reading that correctly, is insanity.
13,000 for insurance. What is it for? Is it for a car?
Yeah, I know, literally.
OK, so one time and listen.
Oh, it's for anoscopy.
Pro.
I'm assuming it's health insurance.
Remember, I'm reading chat.
That's fucking insane. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, my God, bro. I'm just.
Dude, I got a bit everywhere. My legs are like so itchy.
Yeah.
That's tough.
Maybe...
Fuck you, look at that twit.
Fuck you, look at that.
I'm such a big twit.
I'm not a twit.
Okay, we got a build for you. It's super dark. We have around 10 minutes 15 minutes
First 10 minutes of the sunset shaking a tree imagine how cool would it look
But those coconuts are already I think the biggest willing Jack first one fell so easy
It's because it was ready to go those are ready
Archey that green was ready though
Is he wearing gucky slides?
Shit, Bobble's gonna come back to me.
Can I be honest?
I forgot.
It's cause I'm a chopstick.
Wait, what does that actually sound like, AJ?
Come on inside.
Okay.
We'll check it out.
Oh, okay.
you
You
Pants of your pants
So what does he call me for not being an OSM OSM yes or no no he's not.
So Jason's just not young and you're all black as a boss.
Not who you think you are.
Look, you put not who you are.
Let him go to the night and invite any people mind if you like each other.
No, no, no.
Just stand there with three I.K.s.
No, no, no.
That is a hard to look so mad.
But I'm good by the way.
I'm telling you, okay?
Oh, he was, man.
No, I know, but it was like, you know, it's dope.
Who would you ask to fight?
I wanted to react on screen and be like,
dude, get fucking, call me out for a fight.
Stupid.
Oh, no.
I wanted to do that, bro. I want to farm that.
Check, the next NMS box in myth versus, versus Cloaksy, nigga.
Wait, who is Cloaksy, Chad?
folksy chow who's folksy
these are the funniest animal videos ever
I LOVE ANIMALS
it's so cute
I've been through it for five years bro shut up
No, no, she don't want to pick it. I don't want to pick it. Oh my god. She asked him first
Well, come on, come on
Okay, we see this one. I don't think I anything in particular. Oh, this one's old me legalize
Is he doing drag wakeup
Yo, that's a the color matches a little off
Oh, it's kiss makeup
Lipstick is actually not that bad. I feel like it's hard to do lipstick
The coloring is a little bit off
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
Oh, Road Man.
Is that the same thing?
Is it UK Fit?
It kind of just, it just reminds me of like Central Sea vibes.
That's what, that's like the vibe, right?
I was standing back there, and I just saw her pants squabble, and I was like, what is
happening right now?
Wait, she's stinky feet too with twins.
I haven't used a jump rope in so long.
I'm not even kidding.
Holy shit.
What is this?
It's a plane of shit on my computer, bro.
No, I'm not saying it's hot in here.
No, I swear on my life, I do not know why that's on my computer.
I don't know why that's on my computer.
Still training on actual fight days?
Is that crazy?
It's more of a stretching session.
Like a peaceful park stretch.
Oh no, I'm gonna be beating the shit out of you.
Me?
Ooh.
That's sparring.
I didn't agree to that.
That's sparring.
You bet 200 on me.
Where?
I don't think that's illegal, I think that's illegal, get your money back.
No genuinely where?
Should we even drink somewhere?
Spontane, spontane-
Spontane-
How do I pronounce that?
Spontane-
Oftentimes when I don't know what a word is-
There's a clip in like, oh my god!
It's a big deal, you know?
Hey, just-
had a whole fight and everything.
Oh, thank you!
Yeah, of course!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
You're the best!
I like it.
Okay
Wait you need a fork or
So anyway point is
Let's do serious games, you know like
You're afraid of real competition.
No.
Oh, you're a bitch.
No.
You're a bitch of my life.
No.
That was me.
That was me, though.
That's what she said.
Now look, so look, it's so.
Darla thinks that I have to ask her to be my valentine.
Why is everything touched except for the salad?
She's already might like you don't have to ask your girlfriend to be your Valentine
Actually, you do
Um
He should ask her to be his valentine
Why do I lock on the food because it's literally like
15 percent of the in the in the frame. Yeah, he should
What he has asked his girl to be his valentine and then he should do a valentine basket
Every year every year guys
Darlas should have a nice pink bouquet of
Roses or whatever her favorite flowers are there should be a
Valentine's Day basket, you know I'm saying with like like
Like a cute little Valentine's Day blanket, a little candle, her favorite candy, a little
bit of jewelry in there, maybe like a bracelet, a bracelet to match the necklace that she
has.
Since it's February and springtime's coming up, maybe some nice sunglasses, maybe like
a little over at the gift card and then like a nice dinner that's like I did it
like no shit you're my Valentine you're my girlfriend I don't have to ask her to be my
girlfriend or to be my Valentine ah man man guys I'm the judge oh yeah
Yeah, I know it couldn't beat it, but I'm like,
what the fuck is it, ooh, kitten.
Oh my God, I hope she's not.
Did I watch the ray?
Bro, the ray is so funny.
This is old.
Mothafuckas do not understand a joke in this bitch.
Oh, it's Kyde?
Oh shit.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I did not know that.
I did not know, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
I did not fuck this.
Oh my God.
This is pre-Facecam.
This is like old as fuck.
Okay, so you can't fuck me.
Like, you can't tell me to do something
and then get mad at me when I do it.
Cluck, Cluck, Cluck, Cluck, Cluck.
She was so fucking quick with that.
I'm not even kidding.
Yeah.
That was so long ago.
I know.
What the fuck?
Crazy.
Yeah, I'm down to grow it out too, but I think it looked the best there.
I agree.
Like, that was the last.
You have videos?
Fuck, I forgot my glasses.
You need glasses?
I got glasses.
I don't think it's the same vision.
Why not?
What do you mean, why not?
No, I got glasses.
No, I know, but we don't have the same vision, Alex.
No, they're clear, like they're covered up, but they're clear to not do it though.
Yeah, but then, then they're not gonna help my vision.
See, you need it right here?
What do you mean? Tell me.
I've never seen a deaf walk like that.
I think you can have shoes.
You can't have shoes on.
Is this where, I think this is the pants walk.
But it's all.
This last one, I actually got for you to give to me.
For the members of the staff, so that, for me to give to you.
Uh huh.
Okay.
Okay, that's not really how gifting works.
It's bigger than mine.
Give it to me.
And presenting a mother of the year.
So why is it, is that one bigger than mine?
Does Riley stream to chat?
No?
I feel like she would be like a cozy desktop streamer.
They just put little games.
Okay. I've spent so many years.
We have another story up to now.
They have another story with you.
Being a mommy. Being a leader.
You can't tell me.
That's silly dream you have about being a baseball player. That's not going to happen tonight.
That's great. You think it's a bad idea to put a mom on one chain?
Yes.
That's what I thought too.
Who did that?
Yeah.
There was someone else who did that.
What?
If he was one then...
Oh, this is the guy. Okay, let's see.
Oh.
Okay.
Wait, where does that guy, I saw this call.
you
That's my baby.
Here guys, Mika cleanse.
I'm gonna remove a few clips because I'm just gonna go through and just...
So we can play games.
Oh, there's so many of the same ones.
How to instantly improve your music taste?
Are you fucking kidding me?
You deadass.
I need that, bro.
Nah, fuck you guys.
Keep that.
Okay.
We could, we could walk.
We could, oh, okay.
Aw, wait, Bonnie's outfit's so cute.
I love those pants.
Wait, W production?
Wait, this is the island they're on?
Wait, that's so beautiful.
That's so beautiful.
This one's old.
Ain't nothing wrong with anything, boy.
I've seen this one.
Wow! That's so pretty!
That is so pretty.
I
Like what are you from black?
Jamaican in a Mexican
Also, you don't even know how to be popular
So you're Mexican
I love my aided dead ass right there.
I would say I'm a kid.
You know who I am?
Did you run here?
Is this old?
This is old.
Wait, I want to watch this.
I want to watch this.
Run away.
It's not just a magazine.
I love the Devil Worse product.
Do you like the Devil Worse product?
A winding road that brings us back.
Together again.
Hello. Classic.
Well, look what TJ Maxx dragged in.
Sorry.
Who is this?
Do you know her?
Do I know her?
I'm Andy Sacks.
Andrea.
She was one of the Emmelies.
One of the what?
Oh, I want to hang her up.
I want to hang her up.
Well, then we can get over there, Louise.
Am I having a hallucination?
Hi, Emily.
You also know her?
We were at runway at the same time, Miranda.
Really?
Hey, how's that?
Where would you like to start?
I am the new Petrus editor at Redway.
No, you are not.
Yeah, we are all so thrilled.
What's funny is you've changed, you have, you're much more confident.
Kept those eyebrows though, didn't you?
Well, I sure their fucking sucked what is so okay. I
Have a thought one time
When I was really high
Okay
This was like a while ago. This is like a year ago and
I was sitting there and I was like looking for a movie to watch okay
And I was like sitting there on well obviously I was in Canada. This was a year ago
Just clearly don't know what the fuck's going on and I'm I was on my iPad
I was like looking for a movie and I was like watching trailers and I was like looking at trailers. I'm like
There is actually
Like no plot like I'm dumb and I'm not like a crazy like movie person
But I'm like holy fuck some of these trailers actually have
No fucking plot. Like what is this? Do you know what I mean? Like I'm like why is
trying to have a question mark?
Because I was like what is the point of this? It's a trailer but I feel like the
trailer like not that it's just like show the plot but I feel like it should
show something interesting that's supposed to go into the movie like what
is supposed to interest me in this? Do you know what I mean? Like give me something
that makes me want to watch it yeah I was I was fried but I'm like give me
something that makes me want to watch it like what is like what's gonna like
happen like a little bit like give me like a little bit of a teaser do you
know I mean I'm like I'm watching this okay she comes back and works for her
I'm like you know I don't like I don't want to hear you guys take your time take
your time take your time do not rush things take your times your life cannot
change overnight. I feel like a lot of my gym journey might have
gotten a gym tomorrow and I'm still doing it. Don't expect
yourself to change that fast. Take your time. Whatever you
want to do in this life, take your time. Just make sure you
get it one percent better each and every day. I know I sound
like a broken record and I'm like, he said it's a thousand
times. When I say take your time. I really mean it. Practice
your craft. Make a.
I saw him wrap or something and she smacked it out his hand.
That's what I knew.
You can't throw right, you smack-
Oh, lie, he's lying!
Here! Here!
Me?
Does this mean or me?
Oh, uh, there was- maybe this was the bread.
Oh yes, I do remember this.
I went like this, I was like this.
Because he kept saying how he doesn't want to eat bread.
He's like, oh, I'm getting chubby.
I'm getting chubby, right?
He's like, I'm getting chubby.
I should stop nibbling on bread.
And he's sitting there, and he keeps picking up the bread.
And he's not even eating the fucking dip.
That has a vegetable.
So I was like, stop eating that.
Stop eating that.
You said you didn't want to gain weight.
And I kept pulling the bread out of his hand.
And he kept grabbing the bread, thinking that I wasn't
noticing.
So I just kept tapping the top of his head.
Move the plate. Okay, now I remember this now
What the fuck is this I just got a channel warning in my own twitch chat or what it says get off my website you ugly fat-ass Dan Clancy
What yeah rubbing shoulders with Hollywood elites, I know right crazy
I'm not going to lie.
Why is this happening?
Why is he so happy about this?
What is she doing?
Are you going to suck the toast?
What's happening here?
No, I can't, Austin.
No, I can't, man.
How?
You have to keep up the angle for the head side.
What'd you say?
No, I'm going to say what's up.
You had a comment though, no?
No comment.
I'm going to say what's up.
I
Think it's fine. I saw I saw a clip on Twitter actually and they were like oh we didn't hear him
But like at the same time I feel like maybe they would have to hear like their own like their own name to like kind of like turn their head
You know what I mean?
Panipals is good for health.
And the men health too.
Women and men health.
Oh I heard that one before.
It's good for like your production, right?
Who's production?
Men's production.
No, sure.
Guys, what is that with the men and pineapples?
get that. I'm not wrong to this. This is this is this is um this is Austin's friend
from Europe.
Excuse me?
What's going on?
Yes, gimme?
I think it's safe to say that your music taste is one of the most important features about yourself.
And everybody wants to display the best version of themselves, at least most people try to.
But not everyone has a good music taste.
I think we can all see that by now.
In the wise words of Danny DeVito,
if everyone's music taste was good,
then there is no-
God, I don't wanna watch this show anymore.
Deadass.
I really- I think my new favorite word is just saying deadass.
Like, I just love saying deadass.
Wait, Chah, there's one thing I want to do before I start the last of us, and yeah.
The shit is still in 2026, and the big two-six.
Look.
I really love this. I've been keeping this. I don't have a- I don't have a knife, so.
Here, LeBooBoo's, LeBooBoo's bitch.
But these are the ones, they're a lost customer, you're a grown ass woman pushing 40.
This was the only pack that I hadn't fully opened the whole pack to and I feel like it's
really heavy so I'm gonna open it I'm actually so excited.
you
We're going to ask this is gone.
Wait, please have a question.
You have my jelly cat, right?
Uh, no.
What did you do with the Forge and Cookie bag?
Um, did I have that?
I don't remember having that.
Yeah, because remember, there was a fourth person that came.
Uh, I don't remember having that bag.
They said it was in the backpack.
Did? But you emptied the backpack.
I emptied it?
Yeah.
Checked my backpack.
I don't think it's in your backpack, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, we went through the room, it's not in the, it wasn't in the room.
Okay, goodbye Toast.
Bye bye.
Did I leave it in my room?
Oh my God, I started throwing my takeout garbage into the plastic bags.
It was probably in the plastic bag that I was throwing stuff in.
Wait, I'm actually so sad, no chat, because they would have thrown it out.
They're not looking through garbage bags, they're probably throwing it out.
Wait, chat, the action made me so sad, I've never lost a jelly cat in my life and I'm
so excited for that one.
I swear I put it in my backpack.
Or like in something.
Wait, Brown?
Jelly Cat.
Honey.
Wait, I can buy it.
It was this one.
Wait, I'm so sad.
Rare? I swear it was rare. I saw it on TikTok that someone was saying it was rare. Well,
I guess that shit ain't rare, but I've never seen it before, so it was rare to me. You
you know?
I'm sad now.
Fuck, fuck, fucking little boo-boos.
Fuck this.
I'm sad.
I've never lost a jelly cap before.
I can't believe I did that.
No child have actually never done that before.
I've never lost one before.
I'm so sad.
Well, at least I have laboos.
I never lose anything.
Oh man, okay.
Grilled sausage, cup noodle, milk, fried shrimp, corn, canned sardines, sandwiches, salad,
yakitori, chow mein, onigiri, and then there's a secret that's 1 in 44.
These are the ones on the box.
Damn, this one's almost six minutes long.
I'm so sad.
I like this song.
This song I've been listening to, and now it reminds me of San Francisco.
I just thought I don't want music right now.
Oh, what a shame it would be bad if somebody sent me down my PO books.
Okay, I'm going to open some more bubbles.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, my P.O. box is right there, guys.
Okay.
I've actually never lost a jelly cap before.
I actually can't believe this.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
This is so heavy.
Damn, I'm actually so disappointed.
Chat, I'm actually so fucked.
I actually did blow my own high.
Hmm, okay.
I hope I get the secret or...
Yeah, I just want the safer.
What the fuck?
Wait, this is cute.
Wait, this is so cute, Chad.
It's a little boo-boo and a chip egg and a bowl.
Wait, these are cute. I can put them on my set up.
Aren't these kind of cuter? These to me are kind of cuter than like the plushy
libu-bus. Am I tripping?
Like, I think these are cuter. Right? These to me are cute.
You're tripping, I think you're cuter.
Where do you put a tune on?
Oh, my mood's so down.
I
I can feel my skin is starting to growl, spinning up a cobweb.
Yeah, you pisser on my mouth, watch me try to get around there.
All the way, all the way.
You should get your thing that I've been waiting for.
If you don't believe me, if you don't believe me.
Bow, bow, and my skin is growling, bowing.
Woo!
I've never been my kind of girl to check your messages, but I feel like if I said I was an even just
We have a stop bubble
Like Max
That's funny
See that?
Wait, it's still really cute!
Wait, this is so cute!
Wait, look, chat's onigiri!
That's so cute!
No, I like these better than the toys.
Like the...
These are so cute.
Some of these are really cute.
This was lighter
You don't like the milk one yeah, these are
Oh, I think I was not eating the full time the fuck's the point of that
Not you confused
Hi, I'll stop I did I thought this was McDonald's
Do you want one?
This one's a different direction.
Wait, is this a- no, this is a secret one.
Is this a secret one?
Oh.
Do you know what this reminds me of?
Unfortunately, this one isn't a secret one, but this reminds me of like when I'm like
my period and I'm in the bathtub and like my asshole hurts so I'm literally just laying
flat in the bathtub like this like in my legs or like sprawled like this like you know the
girls like get it get it you know when you're just like dying.
you
You
With me
I didn't know you were here.
I didn't be saying shit for the bathroom.
Hey!
Don goes...
Ew, this is fucking creepy as fuck.
Bro, I wish I could just return it
I'm waiting hello. Oh
Here we go shaders loading chat
No, I'm not even kidding, Chad.
I can't believe that I lost the jelly cat I've never done that before.
actually made me really sad. I can't believe that I can't that's all I can
think about right now. No, I think I lost it.
It's time.
Okay.
You gotta check the barrier in the hand.
You neglect the simple shit and now you're paying for it.
You know what that means?
Taking all the supplies from the warehouse or anything you just need to do.
Okay.
I'm always talking about myself.
Alright.
We'll take Bill, Joel, this way.
This way.
Up we go.
I'm off the line for all the controls all over the place.
You think they have a place to hold up, didn't you?
You know how bad those things are. At least they're predictable.
Normal people would scare me.
You and all people should understand that.
What is that?
Nothing.
You sure that gate's gonna hold them?
Well, I locked it. They don't have a key.
So, which way?
We're here. It's in the cellar.
Right here.
Right down here.
Well, here we are.
You don't touch anything.
And you close the door.
It's gear up.
Uh-uh.
What? I need a gun.
No, you don't.
Joel, I can handle myself.
No. Just stay here.
Fine. Just wait around for you two to get me killed.
Well, this goes on record as the worst fucking job you've ever taken.
Hey, Seth there.
How in the hell is Tess okay with his suicide mission?
Makes me her idea.
Really?
Well, the broad's not as smart as I thought she was.
But, fuck her.
Seriously, you gotta take that kid back to where you found her.
I can't just take her back.
Then send her packing, let her find her own way.
But let me tell you a story.
I had somebody that I cared about, a partner, somebody I had to look after.
And in this world, that sort of shit is good for one thing, getting you killed.
So you know what it did?
Why isn't the fuck up?
And I realized it's got to be just me.
Bill, it ain't like that.
It's...
Bullshit.
that hey what I said you we walked down a steps what I say just fixing your
stupid pile don't touch damn it you keep babies sitting long enough and
eventually it's gonna blow up in your face please just get on with it here
Let's get home with it.
Alright, before we go any further, I got something I gotta show you.
What's your...
New toy from the toy box.
Oh, sorry, man.
This... is a mail bomb.
As Tau 45 took $3.33, can you give us a quick summary of the story thus far?
Pretty good, huh?
Shut up.
I took it.
So we got shotguns and bombs, the hell we doing with them?
Well every few weeks this military caravan arrives through town.
I assume they're out looking for supplies.
I mean, you'd be amazed at the shit that they overlook.
Anyway, a few months back,
they were rolling through and they got overrun by this horde of infected.
They were all over the truck.
The plows were out on the side of the high school.
Still sitting there with the battery in it.
So we take that battery and we put it in another car.
Bingo! I wanted to get it,
but it seemed too dangerous with all the infected on that part of town.
Fuck it! Joel needs a car!
He won't get damaged.
Those trucks are like tanks. Just sitting here making my work.
I'm going to go to work.
I love Korean my gun
As Tao 45 tipped $3.33, can you tell me a little bit about the characters so I can get immersed?
SHUT UP!
I know a lot.
I'm a knower.
Do you know?
No.
Do you- I- I- I can't tell you, you have to pay attention, you know?
Anonymous tipped $3.33.
Secuna, I love the stream, sirs.
Very funny and always make my day better.
Well, why thank you.
Why do I keep hitting the fucking wrench and doing the same thing over and over again?
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I don't want to see this spot.
This is where I put it on.
OK.
I'm going to write it out.
There's really lots of trophies.
French. Hey.
I just want to pretend one French is...
Well, I'm confi- Oh, okay, wait, I could keep it. Okay.
An un-tipped three dollars and thirty-three cents.
You'll never win Gamer of the Year if you don't get immersed.
Oh, shut up.
Come on, sister, gain a more-to-their-bitch-ass-tea-
the TTS rare shush shush shush
Here we go
Note subs tipped four dollars and twenty cents now that we've seen his face, please rank back he on the chat scale
Well you dad is doing too much
How do I make the weapon that's afraid to show weapon cross look?
How do I do that?
Is that what I just did?
I'm fucking confused right now.
Oh, I just made it. I'm stupid.
Okay.
I do.
Okay, I did something right.
Okay.
What's going on?
I don't want my bones when I'm made.
Well...
I don't think I want the bow.
Anonymous tipped $3.33.
Sakura were honestly one of the best gamers I've ever seen.
You can beat Kaede in Valo.
I don't see anyone beating UTBHR that good.
I don't know what to do with him.
Get us where to go if you took anything.
Pink hoodie guy tipped one dollar, you're chat.
Not too much on my boy either.
Me and him besties are far.
nice place to go here
San Francisco jelly cat tipped $3.33
a homeless person picked me up out of a trash can you abandoned me
time to sack up
I
Got to come up. I'll do blessing look there's a school
Ready this will find out
Imagine this is real life
Which I have to switch my weapon again
Who's seven
Okay, oh never mind I did it I don't really have any bullets
I don't like that gun.
I like that one.
I like that gun. Okay, we're not using that one.
Case to D, a tip, one dollar. What city smells worst? New York or San Francisco?
San Francisco?
Click a tipped $3.33. I can hear you from a mile away. Try to crouch and throw bricks and avoid shooting me.
Go yard leash tipped $3.33. This really big fat Vietnamese baby I think named Ralph sold me to a pawn shop on Skid Row.
Where Jelly Cat tipped $1, losing me was the equivalent exchange for not getting sick
after traveling for once, fares.
Oh, tipped $3.33. Sakura, how come you've been playing for four years and still don't know how to play?
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Oh, I did ask this is your fault! Shut up!
Oh, shut up!
Oh my god, bro, what?
Oh, I didn't mean to hit him.
Oh, I'm getting over simulated.
I'm over simulated.
No, I'm not.
I'm over simulated.
I've chosen a value of $2.33.
Over simulated.
When is the Wendy X Sakura stream?
We big ocean up in this bitch.
I've actually never met Wendy, IRL.
Level 11 cooked hair tip $3.33.
What have you done to me?
Guys, I'm too awkward.
Bronx party?
I'm too awkward.
I saw her, but I didn't say hello.
But Jake was also there, but I also
didn't say hello because I'm also really awkward. Wait, why is my crotch going all of
the time? Oh, so it's a keeping a crotch and tab.
Likey underscore Ivan tipped three dollars and thirty three cents. Don't worry, Sikouli,
I got you with the jelly cat in the P.O. box. Which one do you want?
The brown one, the brown luxe bunny, thank you.
These ones can't smell, right?
It's just like sound.
Fuckin' creepy.
It's fine.
To purge on tip $3.33, not the Nellie you and your big friend were any weird, and he kinda
smelled.
Oh my god there's more, I'm a fucking idiot.
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck shit!
Fuck off!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, fucking cry.
Oh fuck!
Ah!
Yes!
Oh, oh, where's the L, bro?
Are we dead ass?
Wait, we're not dead ass here.
So, where's the owl?
Your neighbor tipped $3.33, shut the fuck up.
Oh
How many times do you think we're gonna do this one?
Wait, I'm kind of confused cuz
Oh, okay
Wait, I also have my crowbar
How do I access my crowbar check?
F?
Yeah!
Oh, oh shit, shit, okay.
One tip, $3.33, serve a wipe iron please.
Are you planning on doing any fan art contest in the future?
I am, I am.
I am doing a loading screen art contest.
Sorry child, I'm walking around stupid stuff.
I'm doing something really wrong.
I'm trying to figure out what I'm doing wrong.
If somebody reminds me later, I'll talk about it.
Sorry, I'm really locked in.
Throw bottles?
Wait, what level is the bottle again, Sean?
Or what number?
Dylan's lover tipped $3.33.
Please pay my sum more so he doesn't have to sleep on an air mattress in a cracked end with a load of chimes.
We went number top, we're number.
Anonymous tipped $3.33.
Try using one of the nail bombs you got earlier.
Wait, how do I do that?
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck,
I
Oh
so where's the way that stop listening chat I'm not even listening I'm not
you're not yet
Anonymous tipped $3.33, these missions would go by faster if you used stealth you don't
have to kill them.
wait what? why didn't it go off?
I think it was
oh
She's looking at me now.
Agate 465 tip $3.33, get the gun out your damn inventory.
What should we do?
What?
Oh, fuck you.
Takara's mouse ticked $1 in 67 states, please stop pressing me and just sneak
Oh fuck.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Not up on buddy.
Oh.
Oh, I do it again.
Okay.
I did it. I did it. I did it.
Okay.
I'm not sure.
You weren't kidding about this place, were you?
Oh, sorry.
I don't want my life back.
Like yonder score Ivan tipped $3.33, Sakuva now trolls a sign.
You know that her streams help me trough so much and I appreciate it a lot.
What a sweet soul.
Oh, thanks.
Everyone tip $1.67, you're still getting banned Ivan.
It's 12.45 feet, 3 dollars and 33 cents, so two look around your Asian boy you think you could put me in.
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go back to the first floor, but it's a good idea to go back to the first floor.
Buy a taxi tip $1.67, Pukku, chat saying press Q.
What's Q?
Oh, shit.
Oh
What does she mean just infected
I'm going to go back to my room and talk to you later.
I see through the ceiling, no right?
Oh, okay.
Indian Snipper Rook tipped one dollar, you lied, I saw our boyfriend standing next to
Katie and he is 5'8". Elgato tipped $1. Sakurashimko, thank you for your order. We hope you use
Everything you wanted
Jesus
I don't just touch his crotch
What a cute little garden chat.
little ones on
This way
It's tied on the other side
What about going through here? What the doggy door? Oh
Oh my god, that's what reminds me of when I was in high school and me, my friend, used
to sneak out of her doggy door and crawl through it like that.
Of course.
Maybe you should have given her a gun, okay, Bill.
I don't know if there's quicker things inside the house.
Oh, shit.
I haven't seen these yet.
Stay down.
Careful.
good old times good old times i wish i could which hey you guys don't remember this i told this one
I love the content and will always support you, beautiful sister.
such cry. Oh how sweet. Such kind souls in the chat today. I think there's just no
Okay.
I know I'm not saying that.
You should stick to making music. Somehow you have more future there than gaming.
Rustyto tipped $4.20, who has a bigger nose, Pinocchio with Strap on or Yu-Gi-Oh! on a regular day.
I'm dead ass going in a circle
What the fuck?
This is too bright.
Yeah, I should walk with him.
I'm gonna go back.
Okay, so we came through that door.
Oh, I have to ship, yeah.
I can take this one.
Microtip, $3.33.
Can you cook me a meal on stream again, you deadbeat?
Oh, he was dead last week.
$100, oh, okay, we'll have to get up there.
Rodigy tipped $3.33. When is the Elden Ring marathon?
Oh, fuck no!
That shit would never end!
Where's the-
Is this throwable?
Oh.
Ow.
Yeah.
I'm remedies no that actually would be like I guys if by the time I came out of
there I'd be like 27
okay
my sisters are full break
It's all right.
basketball and a shipped crowbar way should I do that instead
little basketball
other tipped three dollars and 33 cents by the way when is bride who's next
single coming out
oh
I don't know about that one I don't know about that one at all
I think we're good.
We're now.
We've got to get those things.
Nobody's bitten, right?
Nope.
What do you do?
Do a bunch of joy and let's just-
We're all fine.
Let's just keep going.
Let Joy feel your sad.
Eat your sad.
Oh
Now this shit do you know how much we have our minds be a ball. Yeah, like Ross
Give me a hand with this one second
I'm gonna tell you, there's that truck sticking out of the school right there.
Russ Highto tipped $4.20, Ivan made out with his second cousin that's why he's slow slow.
Nika tipped $1, I took a shit in the chrome hearts bag GG.
I'm gonna kill you.
Wait, I'm gonna kill you.
Use your ammo.
You got this you got this
Oh
What the f***ing hell!
Music tip for $1, please let us respect me again
Ow!
Woah, what the f***
What the f***
Why I can't, why I can't
Oh f*** her!
I'm sorry
I don't know how to use it. How do you?
Hi Sakumura, my favorite streamer been waiting on you to ask me to collab just plan a day and I'll be there
Here we go.
I'm lost.
do you feel strong?
Wait.
The school bus.
Oh, I'm fucking done.
I'm gonna give you a little boost.
How much?
How crazy they all smell.
Two slimy tipped $3.33.
Sakura, I heard you have musical talent.
When can we play?
I don't know.
I heard you have musical talent.
When can we do a collab in the studio?
You hear that?
I
I'll kill you!
Get this open!
Get through you dumbass!
You little ass-sick!
I'll leave you alone!
I'll kill you!
That's not gonna hold!
They'll make it fast!
Grab this!
Please tell me you're done!
Tim?
What? Fucking it?
Still where to?
Bill, where?
Anywhere but here.
You're the homeless. Come on.
I'll get you.
Let's go. We'll sneak out the back.
You two, follow me.
I'll get us out of here.
Get my guest.
Oh
I'm scared.
I've got to get past those guys.
What?
Wait, what?
Olivia Rodd Lever took $1.
Secundo, I was wondering if I'd say 1 in 20,000 times
I just cannot believe what I'm saying.
Bill, I need your help with this door.
Come on, guys. Come on, guys, get back.
We have to ask him to use.
You're the best.
I
It's not looking too good for me, y'all. It's not looking too good. Now is it?
Nope. This one's gonna take a long time.
I got you a tip, $3.33.
Sakura don't pay attention to the chat.
You have talent.
It's very, very hidden, but you have it.
Very, very hidden.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
One tipped three dollars and thirty three cents, Barky son or Brayku daughter.
I
Come on, let's go.
Fuck.
They're all that much closer than they are.
Looks like there's a path down this hallway.
I'm confused.
Did he say something?
Help me open this.
All right, ready?
What's that?
Got it, here we go!
Come on.
Shit! More on the way.
Barricade your doors.
Isn't it gonna hold up a little longer?
That don't sound good.
Ew!
Oh, shit.
Hey.
Shit.
Who almost left with that big guy?
He's been infected for a long time.
We call him bloaters.
Bloater?
Okay, got it.
I hate to interrupt your life, I like you, I should.
But can we get the fuck out of here, please?
Oh.
Get on top of these bleachers.
Give me a boost, Joel.
Sorry, sorry. Oh, shoot, sorry.
Let's go, people.
Oh, my goodness, guys.
What am I doing in this kind of this dude's bitch?
He's like...
Help me up here.
Fuck
Can you remind me of the girl's name
Oh, eat a dick. Eat a dick.
I'm just fucking here.
Oh, fucking hell.
I'm...
Yep, that's me. That's me.
Her name's Ellie.
Anonymous took $4.20.
Been trying to send this for a while,
but you said four people traveled with you to SF.
Does that mean Wapo counts as two or someone else?
He might have stolen the jelly to give to his discord girlfriend.
What the fuck are you relicing to? Uh oh. Uh oh.
The game's freezing.
Oh my god. Great.
Fuck, I actually have no emerald left.
We're sitting ducks here.
There's another ladder over here!
Get going! I'm right behind you.
Hurry, Joel!
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you fucking serious?
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you fucking serious?
Oh my god
I don't like being chased. Oh my god, this is actually my biggest fear. Oh fuck fuck fuck
So that worked out well
Damn I look so back for what is it fuck me for
Bill somebody had the same idea. They stole my shit. Well, then what the hell is plan B? You ought to be thankful
You're still drawing breath. That was plan a bc all the fucking Z and furthermore
Thank you for the time Frank who the hell's Frank
Frank. He was my partner.
R.I.P. Frank. R.I.P. Frank. That is really sad. I don't think that would be a good way
to go out.
He's got bites. Here.
I
Reckon he didn't want to turn
Guess not so sad
Chattanova receipt no one well fuck him
Oh, let's go. Oh, oh my god. That's hard. It's got some juice in it
That's my battery
fucking asshole get out get out geez
we jump story we had a channel exactly what I was talking about cells are live
meaning meaning we push it get it started no matter a recharge do you think
it's odd that the places do open casket look you wanted to plan B as good as
gets like do you think that's like odd I it makes me a little scared oh you're
driving we push
that's more of my stuff
You should probably search the house sure there's more supplies
It's a good idea.
Okay, sorry.
Let me know when you're ready to finish this thing!
I'll give you a holler.
Okay, yeah, I'm not here.
You ready?
I just want to let this go.
I
Hated your guts down
Damn fucking asshole that guy's just taking me that long for you
Hey, those are good stuff, they're cheap.
My fault.
I know.
So much of the loot in here.
Wait, what the fuck am I doing?
Holy shit.
Wait, what is it?
What the fuck?
How do I hit a different one?
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, I have ten.
I feel like I'm missing something.
Oh fuck, I don't need to read this again.
No, no, no.
Get out of here.
Whoa, I already read you.
Is there anything else?
The washroom?
This is just a rancher, right John?
OK.
Hey, man.
Hey, now.
You want me to be OK with this?
Yeah, not a problem.
You're doing a good job.
I figured you should know that.
I won't let you down with this.
You guys think they have a lot of cavities by this point?
Yeah, I am. Yeah, but I gotta pick it up, but you're a little big, so I gotta go all
the way around the car. Give me a second now. Any day now. Any day.
day. Okay. No, I swear, I literally already got a knife. Oh. Oh, this is a little murder.
As if this girl knows a first year's. Keep your foot on the clutch. Oh, fuck.
Alright, alright, get ready.
Hello?
Oh, fuck.
I need a heal, okay, cool cool, cool cool, cool cool, hold up, sorry guys.
Oh my God, I know I'm losing it.
I want to answer and speak to myself in third person.
That goes faster!
Look, if we just make it to the hill,
just get a little more edge.
Run!
Run the house!
Run!
Come on, it's a little too much time. Back to pushing.
Okay.
You know what I'm telling you.
I'm scared of these.
Oh my god, I'm so moving.
Holy shite.
I can throw a punch.
Oh, fuck.
Let's get her to the hill.
Let's have a look.
You see me through those punches?
Yeah, I'm strong.
Yeah, I'm strong. I'd use all my heals.
Oh my god, bro, I'd be using them too much.
Fuck it, I guess.
All right, Ellie, get ready.
All right, Ellie, start it up!
Oh my god, I have to reset from the beginning, oh my fucking god bro, fuck me, oh okay
Wait, hold on. Okay. Okay. Thank God.
Damn, she's trying to stand?
This kid can drive standard?
all right this will do stop just keep it running all right that girl really got
us killed
Yeah, I meant to get older on back there.
You ain't gonna make it.
Oh, oh.
Here.
What's this?
You'd be amazed at how many cars still got gas in them.
Appreciate it.
Oh, you put the one side in, the other side in?
How bad was the oil segment off to your late night curry?
That's a tough deal.
That was England?
We square. We're square.
And get the fuck out of my town.
Holy shit, you're so grumpy.
That's how you get gas-o in, in like a...
In a...
I don't like this music. Can I drive?
Oh, man!
Hey, what happened to sleeping?
Wow. Okay.
I know it doesn't look like it, but this here is not a bad read.
Only one problem. Right there.
To be continued.
Hey, Cliffy, here's...
Where did you get that?
Um, back at Mills.
Oh, okay.
Oh, man.
Hey, what happened to sleeping?
Okay. I know it doesn't look like it,
I mean, all this stuff was just lying there.
Do you stole it?
What else did you get?
Well, here.
Let's make you all nostalgic.
That is actually before my time.
I remember those little cassettes.
Oh, man.
Oh, dear.
So you would have just no music?
No.
Oh, so you would have just no music ever again.
Yeah, imagine living in the world with no music.
Sure, it's brand new in this illness tonight.
Light on the reading, but it's got some interesting photos.
Oh, fuck.
That's nothing for kids.
Whoa.
How the hell would you even walk around with that thing?
Get rid of that.
Just hold your horses.
I want to see what all the fuss is about.
Oh.
Why are these all stuck together?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
What's that fog in there?
Bye bye dude!
You know what?
This isn't that bad
I'm just trying to get some sleep
I'm not even tired
Damn, do you think they ever get a lot of sleep?
They're all perfect
Now what?
Screw it
I'm confused what's even screwed to him no he's just so sick to find
easy are we gonna help him put your seatbelt on him what about the guy he
He ain't even hurt.
That would be my thirteenth reason, dead ass.
But, okay, okay, cuz we want it one dollar are we ever getting a painful stream with
just the girls?
paintball
Oh fuck
Oh
Let's go again
I kind of stare at it a little bit
I think it goes in future, I was in shock
Oh my god, I hit G. Oh my god, I hit G. Oh my god. One more time.
Oh, it's hitting the wrong key. I thought I was hitting it again.
We want this.
What is that sound again?
Fucking shit.
Yeah.
Yeah
What
What what am I supposed to do
Wait, what am I supposed to do?
Unconvinced.
What the hell is that?
Fuck!
Fuck you!
What's wrong with these guys?
Catch your breath.
Oh
Catch your breath
Oh
You
take a look at that
now bitch
i need those
Oh fuck
Good job
I'm down and out down cuckoo is down
Oh fuck fuck fuck
Oh
Shit
All right, oh my god, I think that's the last of them I'm dead you okay
Yeah, I guess so.
Good.
We need to get the hell out of here.
You know the drill, look around, see if there's anything we can use.
Roger that.
I really need a med kit.
Oh, there we go.
Wait, what?
I just picked up supplies.
I don't want to need a bottle that much.
Wait, I'm confused.
Which I'm kind of confused.
And you could probably use this.
Oh, shit.
OK, I'm just on top of this.
Uh.
Oh shit wait, wait, wait, wait.
Can I look at it?
See anything?
Can I look at anything else?
No thanks.
I don't have any weapons.
Okay.
Can I get that now?
Okay.
Hold on.
Is that like a certain angle?
Am I not hitting the fucking E button?
The fuck?
E.
Okay, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Wait, what are these?
How do we, wait, how do I have full health?
How am I full of these?
Wait, child, how am I full of these?
I think you marked for the gifted sub.
How is this full?
It's just food.
Oh, no, my cut, oh, the incident here, okay, I'm not a little, I'm not the brightest.
You know what's the pretty couple's choice, Ed?
I know, you're not the sharpest tool in this shed, you know that one, guys?
Yeah, I'm sure it's that one going back this way.
Now I don't have a car.
Hey!
How do you think we can go through here?
Oh, that's home.
Damn, do you ever eat in this game?
What was there to pick up?
There's a ring there.
I like looting.
It's kind of fun.
I feel like I'm like going shopping.
So where did she go?
Um.
Double-tipped $1.
My Uber driver said you were me, girl.
Alright.
Fuck.
Sabrina Carpenter tipped $1.
Please lead singing my songs to me.
Oh.
Alright, I got it. I got it. I got it.
What?
I know some boy bear would never do that because me and Sabrina are like this like
Me and Sabrina are like this
Well what is can I fix my nail file?
Okay
Why did I even need a first tab? Oh
Oh
You know what that is. Thank you.
You. I know from me.
Nothing. I'll rise to the... chasing down my creature.
Eww.
Fucking hunters.
Not some opus.
You look so...
...happiness.
I mean, at least you have a skinny waist.
I knew I should have turned the damn trick around.
We lived.
Barely.
Come on, let's get out of here.
How did you know?
About what?
About the ambush.
I think I'm so excited.
He went and killed a lot of innocent people.
So we get the shrink out of the ass.
I think I have a human one.
This is where the ass is.
slept
Oh, look at the sugar.
I'm sorry, but my girlfriend is watching the stream right now.
Hey Maddie, daddy will be home soon, kitten.
What the fuck?
Recoil.
Wait, I just closed it- No, no, no, no, come back, come back, hello? Hello? Hello?
No, no, no, no, I need to fix- Ow, fuck my knee.
Let's fix the game.
Which one was the better gun, Chad?
Which one was the better gun?
This one?
Chad, do you think people actually did ask messages or apartment like that?
Like, daddy's on his way home now, sweet little kitten.
I
Really
The squad once oh god why I just I swear I just heard breathing
I feel like I don't want to go crazy on this part.
Should I be upgrading it to the Max Chat?
Thoughts?
People have their kinks?
Oh, cute to do the pistol.
Which one do I like better, the pistol?
That's a classic.
Can you do this in real life?
That's all stuck in my head, but I think if I play it at the PC, it will just explode.
This is good.
I don't think these guys were infected.
It won't matter. Let's just keep moving.
Oh
Let's take a long time. All right, here's the bridge. That's our way out of here
Ellie slow down wait for me
Right here
How about you let me go first?
I'll keep your voice down.
Okay.
I want that song in my head now.
I'm whistling!
Wait, where is it?
Mom, I missed something.
Oh, hi Marty.
Here, now you have a little pink happy bag.
Look, I have one of the songs stuck in my head now.
What happened here?
Hello hires do this cute. I know my money's on this is how I lay with my like foot on the like
headboard with my bed. I'm just like chillin everyone in and just eat hot
onions they kill them sacrifice the same question yeah then we just start
eating grass chel when you guys were little did you eat grass I feel like
It's fun. I'm just very slow
Oh fuck, reload, cuckoo.
Okay, what happened to my handgun?
Oh fuck, I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
I'm scared, yeah.
Where did the other guy go
Wait, I'm confused
Mary love
Okay, wait, what about the work now? I have both of this one
because I'm learning not to get so scared now yo can someone give me a lacy
sub why do I keep seeing on my child
Oh shit, maybe they have bullets on their bodies, let's go and see, wait I swear I just
over here. See their bodies just disappear?
Ooh.
I like to weed.
That bridge looks pretty far.
We'll get there.
Weeding.
Well, it's strange seeing a checkpoint with no soldiers.
This is what Moe's zone was looking like.
It's supposed to have been abandoned for a while now.
Do you know what's on your door?
Oh.
Give us our rations.
Really? Really?
Okay.
You read like an iPad, kid.
Chow, when you ever read a book, do you ever just, like, not know what the word means,
so you just kind of guess?
I heard about that.
There's one chick she would just not give up.
I've never seen anyone with so much fucking energy.
You took a couple minutes to sniff everyone else?
I put fucking five hours to go there.
Wait.
I thought you got her in the tube, right?
Yeah, I did.
She was about to give up, and she started shooting at me.
Stupid. She could have got away.
I had to work her down to shoot her, baby.
Check out my life, man.
Do you hear anything that I had to across here?
Pow!
What is that?
Damn. Maybe you should have kept it.
You know, I don't want them on.
No way.
Nah, girl. She'd give us all in the sleep.
Hey, Tini?
Nope. We're not gonna forget.
Easy mode
Wow, this is kind of, oh, fuck, oh, shit, does he see me?
they see me can I just like am I just like it I think I'm invisible did I
Oh
Ocean rain
Fuck holy shit, oh my fucking god, that ass I'm a butt
Oh my fucking God switch your weapon cookies. Oh fuck. I'm fucked
Come on me bitch
Dead
Yeah
Don't lose him
How fuck
Oh my god, am I real?
Oh, holy fuck, what the fuck is going on?
I love you.
Fuck you, bitch.
Oh my god.
Kukoo.
Kukoo heel.
Kukoo.
Holy shit.
Are they on drugs?
Wow.
Wow, Kukoo.
Oh
Get our we did ask. Oh, well bring around the rose. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, yep, that's all
I'm a little confused
You're shooting at me. Oh my god, I'm running into them
Do I have oh my god
Oh my god
Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck cock fuck
Bro secor are you doing me? Oh are we dead ass? Oh fuck fuck I'm dead
I'll eat! Crouch, Crouch coucou-crouch
Where's that oh
Oh shit.
Oh, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I like this.
Okay, now now, you dead ass 101.
I'm going.
No.
Oh my god, I don't have any bullets.
No, I actually don't have any bullets.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
No, I actually have no bullets left.
There's no looking good.
Buy a taxi, tip $1.67, cuckoo, shotgun are not for long range.
Oh my god, I have no bullets left.
Oh my fucking god.
Uh, eight?
Oh fuck, fuck, oh my god, I'm gonna kill Ellie.
Oh fuck, I'm killing Ellie.
Oh, I'm killing Ellie.
Fuck nine. What is nine button? Yeah, let's just throw that. Yep. Yeah
That's all I got that's all I got
I'm gonna please be something
Fucking bitch
Fucking hell
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, she's coming.
Did you drop my bullets? Where?
How did I miss that? Oh fuck
She did that
Holy shit, I did it guys I did it. Oh my god. Can you believe me? I did that
Okay, I'm fully out of ammo.
Wait.
Wait, how did I have ammo in this room?
Man, look at all these books.
How should I have more room in my backpack?
You're a reader, huh?
Well, I'm not running away from hunters and infected.
I read all the time.
I don't have anything in life.
My pistol drill.
I want pistol ammo.
Okay, we need to let him move.
Ready?
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, we will still be stationary.
What is that?
Joke book.
No pun intended.
I'm calling you too, by Will Livingston.
Let's keep going.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a need for no vagus.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, this is worth it.
A little raw tastes better than a turkey raw.
No, it's a raw one.
You can have it for me, here.
Ha, ha, ha.
Raw, here.
A backwards poet, right here.
All right.
Did you even get that?
It's not.
I used to be a dick of the soul, but I'm single.
Alright, I've actually never heard that.
You first.
Wait.
Oh.
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
They call it process where they pick out who go in and who stay out sometimes only half
the family would be allowed to go through.
What do you think?
This is where it was lost.
Now what?
Where are we?
where it was lost.
Hmm?
Now what?
There it worked.
Let's go to the back side.
Yep, I'm stuck.
I'm stuck
I'm going to get out.
Okay, some confused.
Is this one of those things again?
Is this one of these things?
Jewel fucking huffing and puffing in my ear holy fuck. Sorry Jack
That's all I want out.
We think you pick up those every month.
I thought I could go this way.
I thought.
Hmm.
I
Tell me confused
Yeah
No time gonna confuse
I
Second floor
I thought I was doing it.
Is there a bath for you?
Are you in the corner?
Oh, oops, sorry.
Oh my god, I am the slowest.
I didn't see that one y'all. I didn't see that one.
Oh no no no, I don't remember one of those.
Yeah, I see one.
Oh, that was intolerance, is that it?
Oh.
Oh!
Why, that would be crazy to string up soldiers.
They get people desperate enough they'll do just about anything.
Ah, and the people that rose up.
They're the ones we've been fighting here?
That'd be my bet.
Olivia Rodrigo took one dollar.
Do you know Lacey's name in Valley's Tums?
Get it like 10s, but fat hahaha.
That was actually funny.
Down, down, down, down.
Oh, my God, more.
There's more.
How did they not hear the gunshots so from earlier?
How did they not hear the gun shots off of them earlier when they just go inside?
Alright.
I hope they saw us.
And then they're going to come on and get us on board.
There's our bridge.
We're a little closer.
I think.
Let's keep at it.
Come on.
I can't make that jump.
Just keep at it. Come on.
I can't make that jump.
Fuck, we should get swim.
Right?
Wait.
Am I supposed to get the- I'm supposed to get the plank?
Wait.
wait here
see these galas
hey there's another one
me?
floating things, can we use it again? I thought that's what I was grabbing
or give me this one
wait thank you Patrick for the 10 kickin!
Thank you so much
Know the little one that's in the water no, I I try to get that one
not this one right?
oh, the fucking thing over here, the pallet, I'm so stupid, is that some loot, what's that
the water that's just perfect that's how bad do you think this water stinks
I have my back to the action.
There's a stupid gage canceling, sorry man, sorry.
What was that all about?
No, we'll come to the hotel.
Um, okay.
Oh, I'm easy.
Don't worry, I ain't gonna drop you.
Okay, do the hotel foul.
What the fuck?
Nice stuff.
Try it.
It's like stuck
Well, no, chat not in my keys or anything.
Did I say that?
No, not safe, my checkpoint.
I
Done there's our bridge for a little closer
Just keep at it come on
I can't make that
Right here
Let's see where this goes.
So, do you think this is what the world would actually look like?
What the hell?
Oh, this place is bad.
What was that on?
Get on. We'll come to the hotel.
You are so gross.
I don't need to go to the city. The conditions will be worse.
Really?
I wonder what...
I'm not new to...
I thought they knew what we were doing.
Oh, okay.
This is the spot.
Show them that plank like they do.
Okay, we're on this one.
There you go.
Come on.
All right, now you just need to find a way up.
Can I get up this way?
Hello?
Can I get up this way?
I'm right at us.
What's inside of this container?
I'll be back soon.
Make sure.
What would I do with our two? That would probably be very far behind.
Oh my fucking god, bro. You fat fucking lord.
There is no way.
You think those hunters are gone about to find out
It's clearly come on down
All right.
There's a little one here.
There's another one there.
I
What's the code
Chat, what's the code?
Asakura, please don't eco me first, chat, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Sharp is tooled by Sabrina Carpenter, it's stuck in my head.
I don't remember.
Was it the thing that was on the...
It was on the... that badge?
Phase E sports tip $1.00. We have a 360 ready for you.
Oh my god, bro
Yeah, I don't know
I don't care about a hair head don't dent yeah, I don't really care oh no in yours give me a headache
I don't think I'm playing for that much longer because it like makes it makes my head hurt
it's like you know when you wear like earbuds for a really long time and it makes your ear
your swords like that, you know?
I also really need to set up my new mug.
I think I'm procrastinating.
Come on in.
Okay.
I want coconut water.
It's time to line my mug.
yeah customers I think he's still heard though these speakers I don't want to get
speakers I will
I tried to catch some fog earlier I missed
Do you know what's not right?
Left?
Yeah!
That's awesome!
Pep Guardia were tipped one dollar, in thinking 433 with inverted full back cocoon.
Ahoy!
Pass me some soy!
Anonymous tipped ten dollars, your desktop streams always hit.
Glad you found the game you enjoy.
Well, thank you, Anon.
Is there a bed over here?
I know.
This is gonna be a good show.
Oh, I just did a little fucking swivel.
Is that a remola?
I remember these make suki-sans like, actually, why am I saying I remember like I was alive?
Remember in the olden days?
No.
remember seeing like movies or like when I was younger and makeup cases would come in
like the like this material instead of like the plastic or metal. I feel like metal suitcases
are a recent thing or am I dumb chat? Like how old is Ramoha? No, Ramoha is not that
Right
Holy fucking salas
Reload
There has to be at least one more, right?
What is that?
What's the number for the grenade?
Oh fuck.
Fuck for fuck.
Shit.
Oh my god.
Shit
I
Yeah, of course this happens right now. Oh my god
He's close. Is he not over here? Oh my god, my gun! Oh my god, my gun, my gun! Oh, fuck.
Oh, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Steph Curry tipped one dollar. Should I request a trade? Love the streams.
and I don't have ball knowledge or not gonna go on.
Oh fuck, uh...
What team is y'all?
Is he still on the...
Golden... Golden State... Golden Gate Warrior?
Golden State Warrior?
Mmm, that's all, that's all I got.
Fuck. Fuck.
Oh
I'm not like walking so fucking slow
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck. Give me your bullets buddy
I don't know why I'm running like this.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
So I don't even know who Westbrook is, but is, but, no Stephen Curry, I know Stephen
Curry.
I know I have a little bit of basketball knowledge, that's all I got.
I know Stephen Curry, Kyrie Irving, Kevin Durant, that's it.
LeBron James? That's all. Am I in a fucking fever dream? I'm going up this shit looks the same.
Oh fuck. Okay. Wait, why do I not? Oh, yep. Bing bong!
I could have grabbed you, but I thought I would just shoot you.
Steph Curry tipped one dollar, my team current has a donkey, Tingus Pingus, and a Deceptile
Limo. In 38-2.
Holy shit, I'm slow.
Give me a second.
Oh, fuck.
Holy fuck, there's an easy mode.
Oh, fuck.
Ah!
Wow!
Oh, fuck.
I
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, number one, run!
Argh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh.
I'm panicking.
I'm starting to panic.
I'm glad to see y'all made it.
Come on!
You're so funny, chat.
I used to have kairis when I would play volleyball back in the day.
I used them as my... I used the basketball shoes and my volleyball shoes.
all of those shoes.
Which cars, how do I remember?
I need to, I would need to look them up.
They're the black ones with like the spiky sides
And they had like the purple and blue, purple and purple
and turquoise like specks on them.
And they had like high ankle support.
And then I also had a different pair of other ones.
They were like gray and the bottom was like
orangey red and green.
I don't remember what they were called.
Eye characters.
I had some other basketball shoes too, but I still don't.
How did they fit in here?
I don't know.
Kairi Irving tipped $1, I was in chat spamming W's after the King of Meat sponsor.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I don't even know what this game is like on hard mode, I don't want to know what
this game is like on hard mode.
It wouldn't be too bright for me, let me just tell you that.
I'm gonna say it's on beginner.
Oh.
This kind of looks like Thai curry.
Oh, creepy.
Guess that took the easy way out, huh?
It ain't easy.
For many, it was better to let a clicker or a hunter do it for him.
We do love wine over here.
In the camera.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Chow is your favorite wine, if you like wine.
Or favorite cocktail.
Three guys old, 21, or of age.
I don't know what that is.
I ain't nothing else over here, if you don't drink.
White wine, can't drink, it's her own mezcal, mezcal's so gross.
Let's go on Massier than Tequila.
Hey, get out this way.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's go gross.
Really, temple's good.
I've never had an alcoholic Shirley Temple.
Is that a thing?
Can you hear the alcoholic chili temple?
Oh, this is one thing that I feel like a lot of Americans don't know, but in the U.S.,
chili temple is just Sprite and Grenadine, right?
In Canada, chili temple spray Grenadine and orange juice.
And I think American chili temple sounds really gross, I mean.
Like that doesn't sound good.
Okay, how the fuck am I gonna get out of it?
It's good.
They are good.
I don't feel like it is.
I feel like that's just...
Grenadine's cherry, right?
Why not just get cherry soda?
Cherry Sprite?
I don't know.
The idea of syrup's kinda gross.
I'm lost in the song.
Chad did ask I might need a little bit of assistance here. I have no
Bro did I said just going on to the patio on every single level I'm going in a circle hi brie
wait
Should I just follow her or is she just going, is she like delayed like behind me?
Wait, dead ass.
I'm just going to follow her.
Okay, now give me, give me the tip.
Why is there a fucking pile of nothing?
Hmm, wow, nothing.
There's a window.
What would I do with all this little gear?
Yeah, because what the fuck were you supposed to do in here?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
The game really says, move, let me talk.
I feel like I'm going in a fucking circle right now.
Okay, yeah, we saw them.
I got like a little assistance here.
Yo, game devs.
Someone's a little slow, I need some help.
Where the fuck are the stairs?
Why do the elevators not work?
Okay, stairs are this way.
This don't tell us kind of nice looking.
Thank you, Boop, for the fuck you did.
Thank you so much. Okay. Up we go.
I can't tell where I see the lemons anymore.
This is where it gets picked up. It looks like there's a ladder inside the cell there.
Hold on, let me try that one.
By and taxi tipped $1.67. I love watching Sakura play this game.
She makes me feel smart.
LeBron James tipped $1, why you leave me Kyrie?
Let's see where this goes.
Kyrie Irving tipped $1, only question is how is yours dog the best basketball player?
I packed tipped $1, soon locked in.
There we go.
Oh, from the second climb.
What?
Anonymous tip, $20.
Seeing how much you have been doing from day one to now has been actually pretty cool.
Oh, well, thank you so much!
You found me somewhere in the climb.
I don't know why this random enemy think about the Cecil Hotel job.
Did anybody watch that?
Oh
She swears a lot
Is any good it's
Watch if you have nothing to watch
No, I ain't to you!
Don't do anything stupid!
I was about to spoil them, everybody.
I'm gonna stop.
Don't try that.
She was Canadian, too.
All right.
We're teaming up.
I don't think that way.
I think I tried to be there, yeah.
Oh
I think I was literally just on my way.
I'm thinking now.
With that door right.
Where?
There.
You find a way around this gate.
I can't, well, I'm not sure.
Oh. I can't go up?
What kind of thing is this?
Ow.
Well...
It's worse.
No shit.
Aw, little rats.
Okay, we're running from that way.
Of course I'm gonna have to go to those.
I hate these things.
Fuck.
I'm gonna have to fall home.
Fall home.
Hey, let's...
I don't know what the key card is, be the boss there.
Hello, child.
Oh, well, I was actually using this opportunity to loot.
Hello?
I don't know.
The key.
The key's in the room at the monitor.
There's a creepy people in the wardrobe.
Thanks, Jack.
I
They have eyes?
The generators don't service the balcony?
Yeah, I don't know.
Here we go.
Oh fuck, what a nasty way to go out
Am I am I a bot
The shop is right
How do I do that?
Do I avoid him?
I'm going to kill you.
Mornberg.
Okay.
Okay, okay
Stockers are hard to see
I
Need a little tab a little tips and tricks
Oh
You you kill with you
Fuck fuck fuck your face fuck fuck I'm getting on
if I'm not getting on I get up I can't do this anymore
o my fuckin fuckin bitch fuck
AYYYYYYYYAAAH
AYYYYYYYYY
AYYYYYYY
ah
grrr
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
AYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm hitting the wall
oh my god no I don't like beaches I don't like beaches I don't like beaches
actually that's right there see the fuck away from me oh fuck no oh fuck no
Oh fuck.
Reload.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah.
I have no bullets.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm running out.
Oh my God!
No trap, father.
Fuck it.
Fuck it!
Ah!
No, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Oh my God.
This is looking good.
So how do I, how do I do, I don't know.
How do I, my chest hurts.
How do I get over this?
I actually can't do this. I'm scared
Guys, I'm not even kidding
One of my one of my top three fears is being chased like physically chased
I don't know what it is, but I think I'd rather just stop and die
Well, I
Need this song
I can't spell hello Google
Guys we need a song on loop until you hate it it's stuck in my head
Wow
I
Oh
Fuck you
No corner!
Oh, c'mon!
Ah!
I like this, I like this, I like this, I like this.
No, I don't like this anymore.
No, I just...
How am I supposed to take the kill up?
No, I'm cornered, I'm cornered!
No, I'm cornered!
I'm cornered!
I'm over here, I'm over here, I'm actually over this.
I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to do this anymore.
I feel sick to my stomach.
Okay, one more, one more, one more.
One more.
Oh my God, I actually just put nothing in my mouth.
Come on, go. One more time.
First humor? Okay, what number are my bombs?
A non-tipped $1, the phone swap on the Earl Bingo inspired this question,
but would I look like a weirdo to my girlfriend if I asked her if I could go through her phone?
It did got me paranoid.
I mean, if it's gonna help your peace of mind, I guess so.
I mean, you might look a little funny.
But why would what I mean here's the thing
Wait if you guys are dating you don't like I don't know how is that a bad answer?
Well, I'm not gonna be like if someone okay genuinely if someone's actually paranoid
And it gives them a piece of mind. What if they actually find something do you know I'm saying I mean personally I
Don't know what to tell you
Like that is trust issues
I mean for me I did that high school, but like I don't do that now
Well, like is there a reason like it's your product and says, you know I'm saying
But like also what if what if you get out react really weird like if you ask her and she acts really weird
But here's the thing if you go through someone's phone you never find something you want to find
I think it was that one.
Fuck this shit, fuck this shit.
I don't know why it's that good.
Oh no, what was that?
There's a little skinny fucker
Fuck fuck run. Huh am I so weak? Oh my god. I'm weak
Oh fuck fuck fuck shit fuck off fuck bitch
I can't do this anymore.
You need to have trust until they show you not to trust them.
True, true, true.
That's all, that's all for me, but at the same time, imagine, imagine if you like, okay,
imagine if there was a world where you got cheated on, but then at the same time if you
have choices, you probably know a good time to be in a relationship, you know what I'm
saying?
I don't really have good advice for that because I've never really been in that, like, experience
or situation.
But then you're just a bad finder what the fuck my eyes hurt
Bro, did I ask? I'm not talking about this anymore. I was just getting clipped out of context.
Anyhow...
Where's Roblox on his phone category in torture now?
Oh my god.
So try.
A non-tipped $1, I think I just have major trust issues from previous things.
She goes to a different college and has a lot of guy friends that have been in the background
of our FaceTime calls which was weird.
Do you know what that reminds me of?
Has anyone seen those like that, uh, holy fuck I did not blend the makeup on my forehead.
Has anyone seen that TikTok where the girlfriend's so excited and she's going to walk in and
going to surprise her long distance boyfriend.
She walks in and he's laying in a bed with another girl or something.
That's what I'm going to do.
Where's the couch?
There's so many of them.
Okay chat.
I'm gonna emba, I'll read my schedule out.
Oh, my sister texted me, he goes,
hey I love you, I missed you!
I love you!
And I miss you more!
Kiss emoji, oh my god.
I wonder if my sister's up to right now.
Sometimes when I don't know what to do,
like, or like not that I don't know what to do,
but sometimes I have to check on my little sims.
I check on all my friends
and I check on my sister and see where everyone is.
What's everyone up to?
Like are all my bestie boos at home?
What's everyone doing?
Does anyone do that?
I don't know.
Is that just me?
Thank you watermelon for the AMUTS, outro,
intro outro contest, wait.
Are there details in my discord announcement section?
Does I know what I'm touching my,
It's not
Hmm, they're really brief. Wait, thank you for the 20. Thank you so much. None of two didn't the calm
Now what the winner gets fuck what does the winner want within reason y'all within reason
Okay, this song's so stuck in my head, I have to keep playing it over and over again, I'm sorry.
Okay, I will make a like a announcement.
A house. Oh, VIP. Oh, sure, okay. VIP? Oh, we can do that.
Artist batch? Is that like...
I think you are bad bet okay um yeah he's better I thought there is artists
bad
is VIP better VIP and artists okay I mean if someone's VIP and artists are
Okay, is that is a good chat what do we think?
You only have one artist badge
Well, what do I do?
Should I just keep it on like the most current like the most current one so every time like
Say like every oh you get five. Okay. I don't know what the fuck. I'm getting one guy. Okay. I don't think I've used any of them
yeah we could do artists and be a holy fuck I need to wash my hair we could do
artists and VIP I'm down for that but I'll put more I need talk to my my
cringe and he talked to none and then I can I can like actual like put out and
And announce it on
On my discord or like a tweet, okay, let me read
Okay
So
The schedule so far it's
Okay schedule right now
Today wait today's the fifth right tomorrow. I'm doing either baking or cooking
I'm not 100% sure they are cooking sure with Asta the seventh. I haven't planned anything yet
The eighth I'm taking the day off
the ninth I'm going to Yona and Lola's like Valentine's or
Valentine's thing the tenth I don't have plans yet the 11th is my off day
12th is AJ's 20 V1 for Valentine's day Jesus fucking Christ I don't know and
then the 13th I'm doing desktop and then I'm playing log writers with Kite but
The rest of the rest of the rest is a secret rest is a secret, but we're going to um
We are going to Texas this month too. I am like really not in the mood to travel, but I was just like fuck it'll be fun
And then next month I have nothing planned for next month. I know that I want to do like
my birthday stream
like my 21st, but I need to talk to my agency because I'm not 100% sure what that entails.
So we'll see what that actually ends up looking like. If not, it might just be more like cozy
vibes. But I would like to do something. I feel like it's even fine if I do something like a
few days after my birthday. I feel like it doesn't have to be on my birthday. So it's fine. And then
I also want to do discord therapy and um
Oh, I want to do a discord scavenger hunt. I'm gonna do that next week. I need to put that on my schedule
Uh, but next month
All I have is my birthday and then I kind of wanted to do like a mini baby
Cousa thong but
I feel like it's really hard to plan five like five days and doing something by myself
like I feel like people only do it like the only person I can think of that did a marathon by
themselves is Ron and it was because of the video game like do any people do like actual like things
by themselves maybe like three days but like doing it by myself I feel like that would be
fucking ass you know like I feel like that's not good why by myself I mean like I could have people
like come with like come and be guests I'll have to like think about it I would
have to like actually think about it but also like people we say like I feel
like people are saying the sympathons are overdone now but I don't know if I'm
just getting one guide but I guess I could just do like a planned weaker
content to look at it like yeah they are and low key the thing is is like I feel a
little bit um like hesitant to do one because I am very like up and down with
my energy and I feel like whenever I stream I like to like start my stream in
a good like mood and I feel like if I get it would be like a marathon it wouldn't
I don't know, I always like to start my stream in a really good mood, and if I start my stream in a bad mood, I don't want to put chat in a bad mood, you know, and I feel like, I don't know, I just don't want to be a VOD killer, like, sometimes when I go to do a stream,
um
What was I gonna say like sometimes when I go to do a stream if I'm like
Kind of in like a sad mood or like not feeling 100% like
I'll sit for 30 minutes and I'll just like decompress and stuff like before I start my stream and just like make sure that I'm 100%
But I feel like if I'm like going like 24 hours like I can't like
I can't like mentally reason. I don't want to start a stream where I'm just like literally like dying inside
And then I feel like I would just be super disappointed. I don't know. I just I want to like have good content
I feel like I would just be like stress out if I was just like in a bad mood
You know I'm saying so I feel like I'd have to actually think about it
Rent a car and start off. I wrote to desktop. I don't think I can
So I think I can wait for my license. I don't know
We watched the boogie shrimp by the grove
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Okay chat, I'm gonna end and we're gonna go read out page
Thank you for watching. I will be back tomorrow early
Cuz also something at 7 p.m. So I actually did I have to get up early no excuses cuz I also ending I'm also ending at 9 p.m
Bye chat. Bye. Bye
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I'm still dancing to cash
And I'm on that side
Away going home tonight
Yeah
Away going home tonight
Tonight
Away going home tonight
When you need me
You'll never get it back around
Away going home tonight
We're gonna eat up what you ate
Now the side of mine, now the side of mine