you
Thank you.
You
Alright, it's time to give away... give away a bunch of stuff.
probably not gonna take too long how easy is it to lose two and a half mil
probably really quickly I can probably lose that in like well depends
depends on how much I want to bring out I guess trigger Nate give away no no
no we deleted all of our trigger needs we deleted them I do I I do not want to
give them to anybody. We deleted those for your grenades. The question is, what would
I give people that they would want and how much do I give each raid. You know?
Like I have, let's see, I have one, two, four, so seven, seven bobcats with like
Like five holcrackers, how many Tempests do I have?
16 Tempests, 16 Volcanoes.
Giving those away would be a good start.
I'm curious actually, just these purple guns,
how much, how much is that?
Just to know how much I'm giving away.
Okay, that's about a mil.
Just my guns alone should be about one point like two mil or something and
Then the problem is how many to give these away like who the fuck wants
Vita shots and surge would protect like all this bullshit. I got this bullshit, too
I can't give this away. Who cares about this shit
Ain't nobody to care about getting some fucking parts
Think about this.
What do you think of Expedition 33 getting stripped off the Indie Game Award because
of using Gen AI. I don't really know the full detail of that. I feel like that is a quick
judgment call that I don't really love personally. I would love to know more and love for, you
know, that conversation to have happened behind the scenes before just stripping them
of a title. It's ridiculous, but yeah, when, when you're, when you're accusing
someone of using gen AI or whatever like at least do that have the due diligence to
like check double check freakin have some conversations with the other side
their people understand if it's actually real or not real or what the
context is I felt there's just a lot of he said she said in that situation
but yeah let's be real in like two or three years jen ai is going to be everywhere so
who cares I think probably probably who cares
I don't have any blueprints to give away, no, I got none, I got nothing.
Blueprints are really easy to get though, super easy to get.
Alright, how do I do this?
How do I go about giving away my shit?
I think what I need to do is I need to, okay, I need to throw a bunch of lobbies
to enter a really kind lobby.
Because right now the lobby I'm in is a very aggressive lobby everyone's fighting.
I think I need to like throw a few games, don't shoot anybody, enter like a
calm lobby, and then give it away to those people because I don't want to give away loot to people
that just kill people. Like that's lame. I want to give it away to the people that like
are just trying to make it.
I think I need to throw a few batches
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna toss a few lobbyists woman put all the shit away real quick
We're gonna toss a few lobbies real quick
Where would be a good spot to throw lobbies by what I mean by throw lobbies is I'm not shooting anybody
Does the game factor in dying like do I need to extract
Stella? Okay, well, okay, let's just, hold on.
You'll find out real fast what kind of lobbies are in there, okay.
I want to get into a lobby of nice people and then I want to maybe fill Q and then play with the randoms and then give them some items.
Maybe.
The game does track a lot like if people say thank you or if you extract the other Raiders nearby. Interesting.
Okay, well, let's just try to be nice to people and I want to enter the I want to enter the nice lobbies, not the mean lobbies.
So we're not shooting anybody
Hey, hello
Hey, man
Hey
Get a mic
Okay, that's that's fine
oh shit hello hello is anyone here friend oh wait are you the blue guy yes
There yo yo yo hey easy easy man easy chill relax real relax
Okay, this guy's a little little bit aggressive up here
Yeah, I just was trying to be friends, but no not that guy not that guy not that guy the other guy
wait
Did you kill the other guy?
You take him out. Good job. That guy was mean that guy was mean that guy was mean. Oh, oh, that's unfortunate
I don't have a d-fib. Maybe here. I'll knock this guy out. I'll knock him out
I'll loot him. Okay, and then see if I could d-fib you
Our bad news he did not have a d-fib
Yeah, that guy that guy was a hero
Maybe we could find a d-fib in a med bag
Omin state, stay cozy, okay, we got you.
I'm gonna give you a little bandage here and you stabilize you, okay, chill, we got you.
We'll find a D-Fib.
Somebody get this man a D-Fib.
There's no med bags here.
Hello?
Does anybody have a D-Fib?
We need a defibrillator.
This lobby's nice.
I feel like I'm not even in a mean lobby.
There's just like one person fighting.
No defibs here, I'm not seeing any.
Oh, med bag, hold on.
Ah, fuck.
I didn't get one.
I did not get one.
Did anyone find one? Or did he not make it? He perished, didn't he? Oh, he perished,
he perished. He's... No, he perished. He gave up. He didn't want any of it.
That's the matter. Hold on. Hold on.
Holy! What the fuck?
We good?
I think so.
Okay, alright.
All right, we get out of here. We just get out of here. It's fine. We don't need to kill. That's gonna take too many bullets
What are you looking for anything in particular? Oh
Okay, okay
Yeah, I'm probably looking for the last project for you.
Nice, nice.
You're not wiping tomorrow?
What's up?
Well, thank God, I need to give him a chance to get into this.
Fuck yeah.
Drake, let's go.
That's a real Drake, I heard.
It might be.
Wait, wait, wait.
Holy shit, are you going to make it?
Are you good?
Did you make it?
holy f**k
are you okay?
what's up? what's up?
we just gotta get this man his blueprint
he's gotta get out of here
and then I can roll with you okay?
together you say fuck your blue boy what oh that's pretty good that's a good one
you're not wiping tomorrow you just bought in mr. Hootman
fuck yeah fuck yeah well we're not leaving though we're not we're not he's
leave it we're going you're leaving take your blueprint good luck we're rolling
we're rolling out of here okay later oh yeah I am actually I'm trying to I'm
trying not to kill anybody to enter the kind lobbies and then give away all my
loot because the wife is happening tomorrow that's my plan yeah I don't
know how long it takes
What the fuck?
Wait.
Has he not left?
Wait. Wait, he hasn't left.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hey, sir.
Now we're good. What's happening?
What are you shooting at? I was trying to... okay.
Alright, you know you can go the other way.
Man, fuck it.
There you go.
All right, well, he looks like he's leaving, so...
Uh-oh.
Uh, yeah, that's a...
Yo!
Okay.
All right.
I guess we're stuck down here for a sec.
I mean, this isn't a bad lobby. Everyone's pretty friendly. Only one person shot me.
Are you wiping your account tomorrow?
Yeah, this is just, this is a dope gravy.
You said what, bro?
Are you wiping your account tomorrow for the expedition thing?
Yeah, I already have a $5,000,000 in the hand in the room.
Nice.
That's on board pre-loadout, but I can't use it.
That's fair.
Yeah, that's dope gravy.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, I'm not too dissing a drink.
Yeah, you're singing Drake?
I love that.
Yeah, I was drinking drink.
Oh, that's cool.
I'm just watching you think that you're not believe it, right?
What do you do to make solarium?
I'm trying to enter the like safer lobbies and then I'm going to give away my stuff to people.
Because I have a lot of extra stuff.
You want me to give away stuff?
Yeah, well like I have more than five million, so I'm just going to give away like however much I can.
Who's up here? Hello? Carrot?
Garrett, where are you at?
Hello?
He's just making noises, Garrett?
He's just making noises!
Here, we're going to go find this guy.
He sounds like he needs help.
He's just making noise.
Garrett?
Where are you?
Louder, Garrett! Louder!
I don't know where he is actually. Is he above us? He might be above us.
Yep, keep making noise, Garrett. We're coming.
We're gonna get you. We're gonna find you. I think you're up here.
There you are. Hey, what's up?
Where are you going, Garrett?
Yeah, he might be infected dude.
It's a new zombie update.
He's fine.
Burn out.
Whoa!
Easy, easy, easy!
Relax!
I think there's two of them. I don't know. I think there's two of them.
Okay, he's run away. He's run away. He went down the hallway. I saw him.
I'm falling carrot wherever carrot goes I go lead the way man before fighting this guy outside of this guy
People just do this casually
which way left or right I think we go this way
all right I got it hello is anyone out there
We go the other way let's just oh shudder I think we go just I think we go out this
door over here hello anyone out here hello easy easy easy everyone relax relax relax
it's dead way way way way way sir sir sir yes sir we're just here we're not
here for a bad time we're here for a good time I killed them I killed them I
killed them dude we're all dead now do you feel good about that you feel good
about that we could have talked about it now we're all dead no no no no no
you don't have to be mean to him but like bro we could add a conversation now
we're all here crawling now you lost your bobcat on your toro was it worth it
but do you need money I mean teaming is a strong word I was just following this
guy with no voice.
Oh, yeah, I think you should grab the carrot guy.
Careful of Shredder, dude.
Shredder, dude!
Oh, wait, I'm alive.
Wait, I'm alive.
Wait, what are you saying?
I
Read he's gonna suck up to me right now. I would rescue if I had a deep in I would I would
Someone rescue it. Hey easy easy. Relax
I got no dfibs for you guys dude. I don't know what to do. I got nothing
There you go. He's back
Welcome back
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you got stuck you got stuck careful
That's him
Did you res me was a you
Yeah, what's up, man, thank you for the res
So you just came up here you just came up here and instantly res this and you didn't know what was going on
That's some holy shit right there.
What's up?
Why'd you shoot us?
I said why'd you shoot us?
We were all chillin', we were hangin' out, dfivin' each other?
I am, yes I am.
Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree.
No, no, everyone deserves second chances.
Oh, it's cool. It's cool. It's cool. We're all good.
Holy, this guy went, this guy went from being so mad to being...
Oh, a defense. There we go. Now I can roast people.
Hell yeah. I don't need anything.
I was just here to, in case you were wondering why I was teaming, which wasn't really what was happening,
I'm just trying not to shoot anybody because I want to lower my aggression and then give away, I want to give away all my loot.
But what my main good thing is, when I'm like a full kit and you're on a certain corner, there's like a block teaming at my grab.
I mean, that's just solo's, huh? To be honest, everyone does that. I mean, it is what it is.
Are you streaming Shroud? Please don't be racist. Please don't be racist. Please don't be racist.
I mean, that's the plan, but hopefully not with our bullets.
Yeah, with our voices. Yes, that's good. That's good. That's good.
Wolf are you wiping your account tomorrow?
Are you wiping your account tomorrow with the expedition?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you got the 5 million or anything?
No, I'm close.
Oh, shit.
I'm running.
Yeah, I'm on my way.
I got the final icon on.
I'm on my way.
Girl, I just got a compensation bill for a talent towards like your money.
How much you got?
I spent all that money.
Well, now I have three bills for that new driver.
Oh, sure. So you got 12 hours to make two more mills.
Okay, you can do that.
No, no, no. I'm gonna make it.
Like, I'll make it.
Oh, I see, I see.
Yeah, I'm gonna make it.
Yeah, well, fuck.
Where we going? What's the plan? What's the plan, team? Are we leaving or are we looking for people?
I got two batteries. Two batteries. There you go. Two. That's all I got.
I know where you can find like fucking 30 batteries on this map.
If you want to look for them, let's see if they spawned, hold on.
You're up this ladder over here?
I'm outside this, I don't know if you, yeah there you go, but actually, yeah I probably
should have crossed the other ladder, but that's okay. We lost carrot, man. That was cool.
Let's see if these batteries are in here. Hold on, hold on. I think in here. Okay, I
think in this thing, I think, if I remember correctly, I think there's batteries in this
thing right I think hold on yeah here's here's nine more batteries sir there's
if this one's open there'll be like nine more hold on let's see oh here's five
five more batteries.
And...
There should be...
Battery plug.
Yeah. Yeah.
Unfortunate timing, really.
Yeah. Exactly. You get it.
Yeah, that's a- that's a sa- yeah!
Exactly!
It is hard out here!
Let's see if there's any more batteries in here, I'm not sure.
Yeah, I think it's mainly that one room that you can find a lot.
I don't know if there's any in here.
I don't know. Well, okay.
Anyone else need anything?
Pacific?
No?
There.
Okay.
I have like eight or something like seven, nine, I don't know, something like that.
That's why I want to, I want to, I want to just give the rest away and make sure I'm
like flat at five.
That's what I'm going to do today.
That's what I'm gonna do today.
You should make the, like,
see me off with the guy,
off him like 2 mil.
Nope.
I don't even know if you could bring,
I don't even know if you could bring 2 mil out.
I don't think there's no space for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get close, maybe, though, like 1?
Maybe 1?
500?
Nah, you could do more than 500.
I think
All right, let's get out of here boys unless you guys need to find something any specific loot
Are you gonna do this give people stuff there's two ways one I play solo and I have a whole inventory of random ass items
That's way one. Way two is Phil Q and kind of same idea I guess, but
It depends, it's more so, it depends on how fast I want to do it.
Do I want to get rid of all my items quickly? Because like, I could probably carry like 500...
stuff.
Where are you going?
You know, look stuck.
but yeah just depends on how fast I want to give away my stuff because like I
could give away like most of it in like two raids or all of it in two raids I
think I could probably give away all my loot in two raids
for all GG's gentlemen sorry for sorry for killing you wolf
so yeah I could give away my stuff
Very quickly so like the actual meat the actual meat of what I want or the meat of what?
People would want would probably be guns right? It's like all of these
Bobcats and
Tempests and all this shit
You could easily hold
like
70% of it in one run
But the real question is do I want to do that or do I want to space it out more?
Because like there's a danger of bringing everything out
And then some bullshit happens and then like nobody actually gets my stuff. It's really really unlikely though
Just suicide inside an extraction.
How do you only have pink guns?
I mean, I've been playing them.
I've been playing a while.
Reverse robbery, down them and then give a loot.
Jesus Christ.
What if I bring items and I hide them in certain places, because you could put them in like
a trash can, or like different bins?
I think anyone will actually find it though. That's a danger.
Okay, I kind of have an idea, maybe.
If I grab a bunch, this is not gonna, no one's gonna know I'm doing it, but that doesn't matter
because I know I'm gonna do it.
I think what I'm gonna do is bring a bunch of guns, like purple guns, bring like four
or five or something, and then I'm gonna load it inside a weapon box.
And then I'm going to watch from afar when somebody opens the weapon box.
But what map would be good for that?
There's a weapon box on top of the containers in Stella.
There's a weapon box in the lobby on Stella.
There's tons of weapon boxes on Bluegate.
Like so many Bluegate weapon boxes, like the way too many probably.
Where's a good spot for a weapon box? Then I can watch somebody loot it, because I want
to see somebody loot it. I want to put the stuff in the weapon box and I want to be in
a spot where I can actually visibly see them loot it.
The box is already open, they won't check it?
I don't know.
I think you'd be surprised.
I think you'd be surprised how many people would double check a box.
I would probably just drop it next to an unopened box.
You hit them on pipes above extracts.
Could you imagine someone check that?
I'm still trying to think of weather boxes.
The Stella one's perfect, but it's just like in a cluster
of a spot. I could... I could leave a bunch of guns. I could leave a bunch of guns at
the extract button. Because there's no way you'd miss that, right? You're running to
an extract button and you see the guns on the ground. Okay, here. Here's what we're
gonna do to start. We're in a play fill, I think. And we're gonna drop each...
Here's what we're going to do to start we're going to drop each of them a tempest, okay
My randoms is what I'm doing here
I don't really care about what I have here, but whatever.
I'm gonna do a fill game right now, and I'm gonna drop each of them at Tempest,
and try to get them out. Should I drop them anything else? I just want to see... let's see.
If you're filling, if you're filling, you probably have...
You probably have a free kit to be honest, so I can't give them shields because they'll have green shield free kit
We're just going to do this for now.
We're just going to give two tempests away real quick in a fill game.
Fill squad on.
In a fill game we're going to give two tempests away to the first people just for fun.
Like just whoever's on my team.
And if they're geared, well GG, that's gonna be really awkward.
It's gonna be really awkward if they're geared, but it'll be a good map to do this on.
Bring a hatchkey?
Oh, true.
If you're here for business, let's get on with it.
Damn.
I think Dan has worked.
Losing these items may impact the value of your expedition.
We're going to go Dan, we're filling a squad, we're going to talk to my squad, we're going
to give them a tempest each, and just going to start with a slow trickle of loot.
Okay and the next thing I'm gonna do is probably load up a box and try to watch it. I still haven't thought about which box to do
How do I talk to them besides open my hello, hello
You guys got lights and so what's up? What's up?
You guys running real kids or free kids
How do I run a good right now? Fuck yeah sleepy. How about you?
Well, you guys you guys need need cash for the expedition or no, these guys don't need shit. Yeah, I'm done
I'm done well how much how much money you got are you trying to wipe your count
Now we have the 280 okay, sleepy. How about you?
400 oh my all right listen here take take one of these each real quick you take this
Then you take this
Well, all right, let's roll let's roll so generous. Yeah, we could we could play this right out if you want
Let's fun to do this. Let's get some cash
That didn't realize I was rolling with ballers 300 K 400 K
Unless you guys really want to get this stuff out we could just take the hatch and leave you but
I do have Hatchkey if you guys do want to run it back.
I'm going to run it back.
We did spawn him pretty well.
They're pretty poor actually.
200k and 400k.
I think maybe...
Oh, on my right.
Careful guys, back up, back up, back up, these guys are good, these guys are good, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Uh-oh.
I think they're...
This is unfortunate.
Here, here, come to me, back up. These guys have all the- oh, fuck.
Oh
These guys got all the angles boys back up
Back up back up back up keep coming keep going. Don't even heal
All right new plan of attack we take the hatch key thoughts
We head north we go we go we go north we go north take the hatch key
Oh, they're chasing us. They're chasing us. Come, come, come, come. We gotta get out of
here. We gotta get out of here. We gotta head north. Head north fast. Come, come, come.
Yeah, we gotta disappear into the swamp.
Oh, people are right in front of us!
Ah, fuck.
Come this way, come this way, come this way, through us, the locks.
Will they see you?
They can, they're still coming, they don't see me, they don't see me, they don't see me.
Oh, people behind me through the bush!
Yeah, I have a feeling these guys are cheating.
I think they're cheating.
I got a weird feeling.
Sleepy, we might be fucked.
I'm trying to call you guys.
Yeah.
I got a sus I got a sus vibe from these guys I got a sus vibe from these guys it's not
a hundred though because they're they're they're not anybody but they might be walling maybe
maybe or they're just a good squad okay they're cheating that's fine all right well we gotta
hold it down my friend we gotta hold it down
We're so fucked.
Well, can you give me a voice?
Hot sucks.
Sorry, gentleman.
Wow, how is this? That's just crazy how good he is.
Yeah, how good he is.
Are you using a fucking...
Cronus?
No, that's a Cronus.
Bro, what the fuck? Why am I in these loggies, bro?
Wait, are you on console?
Uh, behind you, behind you.
Gigi, gentlemen, Gigi.
I killed one of them.
What's a Cronus?
I don't know.
Gigi, you're gonna switch and you're good, though.
Alright, play a PC.
I don't know what the fuck a Cronus is.
GG's, I'm sorry about that.
It's unfortunate.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
We can talk about this.
What the fuck's a cronus I've done a play again
Yeah, I play again
It says aided I don't know subbed up. I want to check these guys real quick. I'm curious
Okay, that guy's probably cheating those guy
I'm going to get some losers.
Alright, alright, yeah, yeah.
Wait, where'd my team go?
Wait, they said you guys want to play again.
But they're not on my team.
Chronus is a hardware cheat for console that increases amuses. Oh, he was probably on controller, I see.
All right, well, let's try that one again, shall we?
Hopefully, you know, I didn't really expect to bump into a cheater.
That kind of surprised me.
Maybe I didn't play enough games to lower my aggression, you know what I'm saying?
You know how you have like the aggression to you matchmaking or whatever the fuck?
Maybe I didn't lower my aggression enough?
I have mail. Oh another cheater. Oh it's two cheaters.
Oh they're finally banning cheaters dude. Fucking finally.
For the longest time, this item's returned November 18th.
This was the only cheater I got back for the longest time.
And I've been cheated like 45 times, right?
So they're finally, finally banning them. Finally. Let's go.
Let's go.
Um, alright, so two things I could do.
There's definitely going to be more cheaters and squads than solos, so maybe I go back
to the strat of solos and then filling a little case with loot. Which map though?
Stop bringing white guns, you could have killed the cheater. You know Kettles like
the best gun in the game, right? I'm not sure if you know that.
The only thing that would have been better in that situation was the shotgun, but not really.
Because they were... I mean, there's just no way I beat those guys.
Never in a million years. I did kill one of them, though.
I full-killed them like an asshole.
He deserved it, though. He deserved it.
Blue gate outside of warehouse has two zips the bottom and has two cases
No YouTube stream today?
I don't know.
I was going to and then I forgot.
I guess I could go live on YouTube.
What's the timer of the expedition?
11 hours.
All I'm doing though is just going to give away these purple guns and then probably some
of these blue guns or maybe all of them and then just call it on it and then just wait
for the wipe tomorrow.
I'm really excited to play the game from fresh start because like right now playing
the game doesn't have much meaning besides just running around shooting people.
Playing the game with some meaning is going to be really fun tomorrow because we'll
actually have to loot items.
Like it'll be really fun to actually loot items.
I miss going to a map and thinking about where
to find certain materials and thinking
about finding a rusted gear, for example.
The days of finding a rusted gear were so awesome.
Every game you were like, is this the one?
Am I going to find this rusted gear?
I miss that.
I miss that a lot.
I think it's worth doing the expedition even without the 5 mil, of course.
You should always wipe in this game.
You always want to restart.
You don't want to keep your shit.
The most fun you'll have in this game is wiping.
What? I have not heard that one before. Alright. Let's try another raid where we give a volcano.
need to repair these. We'll go through all of our tempests first. We'll give away some tempests again.
Aren't bench upgrades not going to be reset? No, they will.
Right I think the bench like you know when you first you know when you first like acquire
the bench I think that is gonna save but I think you'll need to tear it up still you know what I mean
because it says this will be reset workshop right I think I think you might keep I'm pretty
sure you'll keep the bench actually I think it lose all of it what am I saying if it says
If it says workshop, it'll be everything. I don't know why you'd keep the bench. That doesn't make any sense
It's like what will be kept right maps the blah blah crad merits this blah blah blah blah blah blah
So yeah, you definitely lose. Yeah, you lose it all you lose your coins. You lose your blueprints. You lose your inventory
You lose your upgrade on your stash
Your level skill points raider. What is a raider then?
is that
Is this the raider then I don't know how to raider that is I have no clue what that means
Oh, maybe? I don't know.
We'll do one more except in that I don't feel very
Satisfied with what just happened there. We're gonna do one more fill game to give them tempests again
And then I'll put some loot in a box somewhere. I don't really feel satisfied with what just happened
we just I gave them I gave them two tempests and
than we instantly got cheated.
Like, that is not a very good feeling.
That's kind of ass, actually.
So, I'm not happy with that one.
So, I'll cue again with randoms
and give them this bullshit.
That was a really shitty feeling, actually.
I don't care, but it was shitty for them,
because they were like, oh, sweet, thanks.
And then just instantly got cheated.
PhilSquad on, um, oh, I didn't go live on YouTube, sorry, I got you, I just went live,
Do you think I can get banned for giving away money to a friend helping out their expedition?
No.
Why would that be- no.
Of course not.
Are you doing trials next season?
if it's, um, ass. Or only if it's not ass. Sorry. Only if it's not ass. Sorry. Like if
If they make trials fun, next season or whatever, sure.
Did you reach Cantina Legend? No. Only 14 people reach Cantina Legend. The highest rank in this game, only 14 people.
They absolutely screwed up trials so bad. So bad.
Are you going to do quests?
I'll do quests when I wipe.
Yeah, quests are a good little early buffer of stuff.
You get some good stuff at the beginning.
You're in fill?
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I'm just going to give them...
I thought it was supposed to be a top 100?
Yeah, I thought so too.
But only 14 people.
14 people got it. Why am I giving away items? Because they're just gonna wipe
anyway, right? Wipes tomorrow or in 11 hours. So may as well give it to people
that aren't wiping or I don't think that's fun with it. I don't care. So the skin
is ultra rare? Yeah. Yeah, the 14 people that got Cantina Legend got a
really ugly skin, but it is very exclusive. Only 14 of them.
Can you start the stream on YouTube? I won't live on YouTube.
Hello?
What's up, Gamers?
That's wild.
What's up? Gibson, I got a gift for both of you. Hold on, I got a gift for both of you.
This one for you. Okay?
That one for you. And then this one for you, Gibson. Okay?
Thank you, sir, the plant team where we go?
I usually just play it by ear and I'm I don't really need anything to be honest you're not
I'm just out here to support are you are you wiping your account tomorrow?
But they're extra no problem. No, no, no, I can't dude. I'm still trying to build the wheels on that thing
Okay
Gibson how about you you open your counter? No, I'm walking tomorrow. Yeah, I got my five
nice nice nice I
Just sitting here watching your stream is like ask give it a shot
Wait, were you trying to get into the lobby?
Yeah, I'm just watching
I'll turn everything on and then it's like ass give it a shot see if I can get it in the shroud
Okay, all right
W honesty for real
It's not bad
Yeah, we're so late I think I keep getting an elite
I used it a lot, I just didn't fund it.
Like I used the Equalizer way more than I've ever used the Tempest.
Yeah, a high roller.
He's the equalizer.
He's the high roller.
I don't really use the testers, but I use the equalizer.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jupiter.
Jupiter too, yesterday.
I just went up to control tower with like 50, 50 shots with the Jupiter.
Just sit there.
I hate the Jupiter butler there.
Yeah, the legendary guns aren't great.
is equalized or not I mean not for PVP not but it's good against our yeah yeah
knock the legs off of it queen wick I give you this tip this phantom you can
have fun with it no dude well you can have to I've played with it I'm
I'm back in the marmin. In less than 12 hours my stuff goes away too.
What do you think?
I mean, Phantom, do you want to play or do you want to leave?
I want to play.
Alright, we're playing then.
I'll take it.
Fuck yeah.
Honestly, I love it.
Yeah, I just did this last raid or whatever and gave two people guns and instantly got cheated.
So hopefully that doesn't happen again.
hmm you get your gear back a lot from that yeah eight times so far but I
definitely should get more I don't know how you got into a lobby with me I'm not
I guess it doesn't go by rank because I'm a try hard to no no no rank doesn't
matter oh and I there really isn't too big of like a strict matchmaking thing
like there's just kind of random so
are we trying to fight are we trying to loot what we're trying to do
you need anything specific phantom like we could get you parts and shit if you
need anything
i'm too tough i gotta be honest i just come to kill
oh shit okay i mean if i was gonna loot i would be on
solos let's go up here
All right, we'll go to the flares.
Yeah, that leaper is a problem.
Here, why don't we come this way?
Let's go through the cut here, we'll go through here, and then we'll just go through the little tunnel, and then we'll pop out going up the ladder.
That should be fine.
Avoid all this shit.
Wait for the fire first.
When you upgrade to Kettle 4 it increases the fire rate?
No, it does not.
Increasing the Kettle increases reload speed, bullet velocity, does not increase fire rate.
This is why a Kettle 1 is so nasty as a free kit.
Because as a free kit, you're not really losing much. You're just losing some bullet velocity.
The rest is still fine. It shoots just as quick.
All right, we're gonna pop out this next little ladder here and we might see them.
That's unlucky.
I lost the skill time though, no?
Yeah it is, but like, no.
They were right here.
CQC doesn't really matter too much.
It doesn't matter.
Ow.
If I get an A to this, it's over.
One cracked.
One over here.
Yeah, we're hiding in here for a sec.
If there even is a last guy there might not be
You're coming for you I got him I got him I got him
I might have just been the last two of the fight
They give up I guess I need two seconds you're good you're good
Do they got all kinds of people?
They did kill some people.
This guy had like four and one fours.
You don't want to let this guy pet him.
I think that this guy didn't scare her clear.
There's a lot of bodies.
a lot of guys
there's also more bodies back there too but I'm assuming they live in them
for some playing with right in this game and so bad at all
I'm on the roof. Look at all these bodies. Holy crap.
A bunch of them. Look at these guys. Look, look, look.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
There's a massacre. Oh my God.
We were late.
Oh my goodness.
They're probably here forever.
Oh, I'm pretty low on shotguns.
I need to take shotguns home with me.
You want to tour out here? I got to tour out here.
Yeah.
This guy's stripped. There's no point in looking at him.
That's a good thing I gave them neppists. They smoked them with them.
I live in a lot harder forum with other guns, I think.
me
uh... it's your out
my boy my boy
and this morning
he wants me to tell you he loves you
thank you thank you
way to the discord is not getting with you
with a lot
he just got off work
you literally just turn it over for
like holy crap you're playing with
it
every house
well we may have just
we may have just took out the last even the lobby is pretty quiet
yeah we we could just find a boss's yeah we could just get out of here
get any good stuff from them?
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing but good stuff from them.
Nothing but good stuff.
Nothing to play for the night.
The safe window is closing.
10 minutes to get out of there.
I repeat, 10 minutes.
Do you want to hatch here or take this?
Head home at the water treatment elevator.
Doesn't matter to me.
yeah we're really close to this
i was just about to bring in a whole cracker
blah blah blah
I'm used to all cracker in forever the max number of players in a lobby I think it's
anywhere from oh I think it's oh I'm stuck resistant I'm stuck I'm stuck oh no you're
I had the fixed player bug or whatever.
Or option.
Trout, you missed C9, man.
Do I miss C9?
Yeah.
I mean, it was kind of fun, but I missed competing more than everything else.
Competing was fun.
It was really, really fun to go up on stage and shit.
That was awesome.
Yeah, I played since like 1.3.
I played Counter-Strike forever.
That was awesome.
I'm in Phantom.
Oh, oops.
My bad.
No, you're good.
You're good.
We can do that.
GG fellas.
GG's.
Thanks a lot, guys.
Thanks for the games.
Yeah.
Prop for the Bull Raid.
He's at a profitable rate.
This guy said he played since 1.3.
That's longer than I have.
I only played, the first time I played CS was 1.5.
And barely 1.5.
Oh, we're still together.
This is awkward.
I'm gonna leave.
To try to get into a lobby with other people.
All right.
Okay.
All right, so I could fill and give the next two people some guns
It seems to be working so far.
Every two randoms I get, like one guy was free kid I think and the other guy actually
had earbuddy land at Anvil, so that worked out really well.
The time PSD does the restart happen?
11 hours from now, so that's like...
Is that midnight?
Wait, midnight.
You can't shoot that fast, you're playing wrong. I mean, not everybody has 10 CPS, but I
I would say most of you guys probably can click seven times a second and imagine
most of you guys can do seven which is pretty good. Sevens, sevens enough to
make the kettle look solid.
I have 8CPS but Wally makes a different story.
I mean, we'll get better at it.
You've got to realize I've been playing games for like 25 years and mainly shooters, so
So just take some time, take some time.
I think you should censor lower right.
It shows the exact code for the map here on.
Easy way to show yourself to confirm it there in lobby with you or not.
I'm not too stressed about it because I'm giving away all my stuff anyway.
Let's do another two tempests.
It's pretty simple.
Two tempests, every single raid is pretty easy.
A stupid question about a certain mouse have higher CPS or allowance of it.
Yes and no.
I mean, every mouse has a different way of clicking, right?
the switch, the switch in different mice could mean a lot, but it's mainly, clicking
fast is mainly like how you position your finger, I think. I think if you're
somebody, I think if you're somebody like mine, my gross mouse, but I think if
you're somebody who plays like this, you see how like your fingers, my
fingers are kind of all flat. If you play like this, you're not clicking
fast. It's so difficult to click fast when you're playing like this, but if you play
like this, which is how I play, you can click fast. This is just free. This is the easiest.
So that is also important, how you hold your mouse, right?
Alright, I'll do another dam.
Because, like, the main thing that you're doing, if you're palming your mouse and clicking
fast, you're actually, like, you're honestly lifting your finger to click.
But if you're clawing your mouse and clicking, you're more like, like clicking fast is less
about actually lifting your finger.
Like you're less about actually lifting your finger and more just, more just like, you
see how I'm clicking it really fast right now?
You can't really tell.
I'm more like, I'm more like massaging my click.
You know, I'm kind of just like, I don't know how to explain it, but I'm not actually
really lifting my finger.
I'm kind of just like, you know, I'm giving a little massage.
I'm giving the left click a little bit of a massage.
I'm kind of doing a little dance with it, you know?
Hey.
Yo, yo.
Oh, damn, you guys got Lou.
What you got?
What you got on you?
What is that?
Stitcher floor.
What about you?
What about you, sir?
Yeah, what you got?
Tempest.
Tempest, Tempest 1, 2, 3, or 4?
4.
Okay, shit.
Well here, I got something for you.
Holy fuck.
And also, I mean, you don't really need it, but like, here I also got one for you.
Yeah, I mean, you definitely don't need it, but that's okay.
Okay.
Shroudy, rowdy, holy shit.
What's up?
How we living?
We're living.
You guys got a lot of goodies?
You guys wepping your account tomorrow or no?
Yeah, sir just barely over five
Fuck yeah, why am I giving these guys stuff? They're rich
They're all rich all these people. I'm giving stuff to a rich. They're loaded, but he said he's just barely. What about you?
I
Don't know how to say your name
Me yeah, yeah, how much how much stuff you got you got a lot stuff
My name no no no like loot you got a lot of loot
In your status
You got three three mil pretty good
Yeah, I'm trying to work in I'm doing random cues and giving away my loot that's why I gave you guys guns
Because it's why you think I'm just sharing it
Wait, someone's shooting fireworks behind us here, isn't it?
Am I crazy?
Did I hallucinate that sound or no?
I swear someone was shooting, like, throwing firecrackers or something behind us.
Hold on, we gotta see, because they're probably friendly if so, right?
I don't see them.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I may, yeah, that may have just loosened it. That's not, I don't know. That's maybe I'm hearing things. That's weird.
Do you guys want to do this raid? Are you guys looking for anything?
Thank you for the gifted jab. Jab Gibson. Oh, Gibson! What's up, man?
Thank you. That was a good raid. Oh, yeah, that was a good raid.
Thank you, Gibson. I appreciate that.
W Gibson the homie I
Barely got 1.8 mil can I get 2 mil from you to bill? That's I don't have that much money
This is a really quiet lobby like these guys
They're not really talking much
Are you guys trying to try to fight people?
Or what what's the plan?
Yeah, okay, I
Mean as much as I would love to give every person two million coins in the game in order to have that much to be able to give
It away, I would have needed to I would have needed to play super efficient and a lot more like three times the amount I
Only had about eight mil
So I'm giving away three mil
uh... slowly
doing it over the course of a couple of hours here
and
some listening to music
what do you guys listen to music? what am I hearing?
little jingle TV TV yeah maybe I'm shooting from the top right TV
oh going up there now
there's gonna be a lot of people here if we're actually choosing to fight this
place that gets crazy
I see a guy right here right now.
Yeah, we gotta be careful here big time.
Maybe let's play over here on this side.
Just like kind of play a little safe.
because if we get in there we're gonna probably we're gonna die but
you can open the door maybe take a little peek unless you guys want to play to die i'm down
i'm down to get crazy
repeat from this window
I think they're upstairs.
Whoever's shooting.
I don't know, I don't see anything down here.
Hmm, tour.
Back up, back up, back up.
one
front
just one
heal up a little bit
I can't freak it
oh, you went down?
I could go down too if you want
I just fell to heal up a little bit
of
death
of
death
of
I
Think there's three kids
That guy's not free
I smoked for you guys if you want to back up.
I killed this guy over here.
We should all come out the door and fight right now.
Let's open the door and fight, yeah?
Mm-hmm
Nice
Right here just right now I ran out okay
I don't know where the other one went.
Oh he's getting flanked.
He's getting flanked.
Peel up another team.
Res up heal up another team's coming
Yeah, we might all want to drop actually
We just need a lot of health there back up this way a little bit and then we'll just we'll pop out the side here
I think oh I mean another guy
This is what always happens here, there's so many people.
This happens every time.
Alright, let's go up and check it out.
Someone just died to our north.
Alright.
He died to our left.
This guy
Those guys are hurting okay, they're hurting you know
I'm doing so much damage this is crazy. There's so many downs next to us
of
death of
I'm not the runner of bullets too this is not good this is not good
Okay, I just got down
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we need to loot this guy, I think or we push that but we can push to actually that's fine
They are really hurt
I need to look this guy
It's good
What? No fucking way! I'm behind the goddamn pillar!
It's right there. Yeah.
That's hurt. Peeked from the window, yeah, yeah.
One dead.
Two dead. Only one left, guys.
He's on my side, he's on my side.
I have no bullets, gentlemen.
This is it.
If another team shows up, we're dead.
We get all three?
I did, I did, I did, yeah.
there might be another team yeah I don't have enough bolts to fight this
do have a renegade I guess I'm gonna go outside this window don't don't over
extend really quick I'm gonna rez our teammate unless you can get him
I don't have a D3.
I got him.
This guy's doing pretty good, proud of these guys.
there's so many bodies holy crap holy crap
I swear there was one more team but we're not getting shot at so maybe we're fine
I don't know.
Seductive Banana, holy 125 months.
God damn!
Did you loot the guy you killed down here?
Uh, no. I think he was a free kit though. You could check him.
There was a couple of bodies back here that I'm going to check, I don't know where they
crawled to.
Here's one.
I'm going to pick up stuff for these guys, I just don't know what yet.
These guys just don't have anything that, like, there's nothing worth dropping.
Everyone's poor.
Everyone's so poor.
Hi for the winners of that battle that's crazy you need a shield maybe that guy has a medium
shield up here. I have a light on me if you want it. This guy's got a light as well. Let
me see if this guy's got a medium. I think I took this guy's medium actually. Alright,
I can also just head to extract.
Hopefully there'll be no one left.
Here, let's take hatch.
Come with me.
Be a little safer, maybe, possibly.
And all the way down.
How do you get the snow globe backpack charm?
You gotta do the project, the flickering flames.
The new Christmas one.
It's really cute.
Oh, you got a shield, nice.
He's heavy. He's got goodies on him. He's got goodies. Let's go.
Ladies and gentlemen, GG's.
GG.
Rachel!
Ha ha ha.
Alright.
actually I could have used that, but that's fine, um, all right.
So far, we've gotten rid of six tempests, slowly but surely we're getting rid of them
all slowly. Tempest. Tempest.
There's a bunch of bullets for people, um, pulls myself.
I think I could do Tempest on like open world maps and then I could do like volcanoes on
closed maps.
I could give some volcanoes on, like, stellar or something.
Anything expeditions worth not even having 5 mil?
I think so.
I think you should wipe if you have 1 mil, 2 mil.
Like, I think it's worth no matter what.
I think you want to take advantage of accumulating as much as you can.
Because if you really love this game, think about a year from now when you wipe six times.
Your stash base is going to be like...
You're going to have like 60 more stash slots.
And however many skill points, right?
Like even if you didn't get 5 mil to get 5 skill points and you only got 2 or 3,
still going to add up a year from now.
And it'll add more replayability to the game.
But they could change how the wipe works, I guess, I don't think so.
They have a pretty cool system.
I think they have a pretty cool system set up for it.
But yeah, I think if you've gotten to the, okay, if you've done this part of the game
where you've gone to your projects and you're six out of six in your expedition
and you've gone this far. I've made money somehow.
Anyway, if you've gotten this far
and you have built your expedition ship or whatever,
you may as well just do it. You already did the hard part. The hardest part
of this is building the expedition
departure like shuttle. The rest is just free at that point, you know?
It doesn't really seem fair that PC players can auto-fire a kettle like that.
I mean, I'd imagine you could kind of do it with a controller too if you got snappy,
frickin' fingers.
I would not be surprised if people can hit their bumpers just as quickly.
I would not be surprised.
I can almost guarantee, I don't even use a controller, I can almost guarantee that people
can hit their bumpers just as fast.
Finger bang in my controller all day. Hell. Yeah. Oh
Damn's harvester now. Okay. Okay. I don't think that's a good idea to give
guys loot
On a harvester run
Um...
Night Raid spaceport?
I should do it like Cauder for C. Stoker where you can learn one blueprint via Expedition
and have it forever.
Dude, that's a fucking...
It's so easy to get those blueprints, man.
You know it'd be fun actually getting a bunch of fireworks on night raids solo or something
and then just going in some random like spot on the map and then just spamming fireworks
and whoever the first person to show up to kill me gets my goodies.
It's actually not a bad idea.
What's your fireworks?
Firecrackers.
Fireworks box.
It's a decent choice.
Just so you know, I don't love people breathing down my neck.
Use raider flares as well.
It's a good idea. It's a good idea, actually.
Make sure you're not leaving any candles on a timber.
Okay, we'll do that next raid.
We'll do one more raid where we give some people some tempests, and then next raid we'll
load up my inventory with everything.
Well, maybe not everything.
I still want to do the thing that I'm saying.
I still want to find a box and watch somebody grab it.
It's still in my head something I want to do.
For now, let's give two people some tempests again and we'll go.
I'll just go spaceport in there, right?
And give them tempests.
Imagine whistling the expedition by like 50k.
There's no way that would happen. There's no way.
Unless you're like super tight timing.
Like it's literally coming down to the wire
and it's your last raid ever, I guess, but...
Have I played any Mega-Mong-Update? I have not, no.
However, I did download Dispatch today in Expedition 33.
So would it not be fair to say that it's much easier to shoot a kettle on PC than Roller?
For sure, but it's also a lot easier to do everything on PC than Roller, you know?
No! It doesn't really matter. It's like an empty argument, you know what I mean?
Because you're just arguing for, well, I guess, at that point, right?
Because you technically can do everything better on PC than a controller.
Now some keyboard is always better.
Hello?
Looks good.
You got three kids or not?
Sorry
No, I'm not freaking are you guys free kids?
Don't worry Chad, I'm not an idiot.
Are we friendly or are we fucking shit up?
Whatever what do you want to do nightfall?
Team decision what do you guys want to do nightfall? How you doing on the on the stash value doing good or no?
Okay, okay well
He's holding on to a T. He has a deppist on his head.
He's dual wielding deppils.
He's got a deppist in his hand and a deppist on his back.
I found a bot, so whatever you guys are down for, I'll change that to no luck.
I think Naifal wants to leave.
I think he wants to leave.
He pinged this, right?
Blue?
Naifal?
That's him.
I actually think he wants to leave, because I gave him the double tempus.
So I think he's feeling good about that.
Let's try to get him out of here.
My raids are spooky.
aggroed something around here hitting this is gonna cause some commotion it's
gonna get it's gonna get it's gonna it's gonna it's gonna get wild maybe I guess
it gets never know I'm gonna take a peek over here Southwest see if anyone's
around here? Anyone's chillin? I've seen you clutch many times in CS. There's no
nothing here. We're good.
Oh my god I saw tumbleweed in my heart my heart dropped.
It's crazy I'm in your lobby though. I'm literally level 20. This makes no sense.
It's like my third day of being on the limb and saying dude.
Are you calling yourself the goat? Are you Nick Fuentes?
No, like with your name are you saying you're the goat?
Like are you Nick Fuentes?
Oh, I am. Nick Fuentes is the goat though.
Oh fuck!
Oh, we're gonna die south east.
There's a guy on top of us down.
There was people literally right on top of us.
On top of us downed.
Nightfall.
I just fell left so fast?
He he he he he he he he he he he he left so fast!
That was like a 3 minute raid, what the heck?
The other guy is probably so confused, like what the fuck just happened?
I'm running out of temp, I'm running out of tempests.
Oh, shit.
Thanks, Shroud.
What's up, Nightfall?
What's up?
Dude, it's a good thing we la- Hey, you subbed as well!
WNightfall!
Thank you for the sub.
I'm sorry I didn't have more to give you, but my plan was to give you both of you
guys something, but fuck that other guy.
Fuck that guy.
So I gave everything to you.
Fucking right I left, I'm new.
Hell yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
You were fucking, you were dual wielding Tempest.
That looked sick.
He saw the two Tempest.
He's like nah, I'll leave it.
Okay, um...
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I wanna try something with my vans, okay?
I'm gonna be really happy though, this is gonna be a problem.
I'm gonna need a good spawn for this to work.
I don't have stream elements on, ah fuck, I can't see any donations, hold on, uh, one
sec.
I don't have stream elements because I reformatted my PC recently, hold on one sec.
I don't know if anyone donated or not.
One second.
feed.
Just make a chair, I'll just make a chair.
All right, so my plan with these vendors is to give them out in a solo raid.
How's this going to work?
I don't know maybe I shouldn't start with maybe I shouldn't start with however many I just put in my inventory
Maybe I should start with less. I don't know
I'm just trying to think, bringing all these Venators and giving them away in a solo, Stella's
This is not a bad map for it, although it's fucking chaotic. There's people everywhere.
I feel like Baird City has the five mill grinders.
Baird City is where poor people go.
There's two people.
Are you going to be online when the wipe happens?
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm going to just play it tomorrow for the wipe.
I'm not going to do anything else.
Honestly, I kind of want to give this to one person.
I kind of want to fill Q and just spam it at one person.
I'm going to bring a hatch key.
I'm just going to give all of these to one person.
It's probably just easier.
We're probably going to die, but that's okay.
I
Hey guys
No fucking way, what's up?
Do you got a mic?
Yeah
We gonna wait you guys are on real kids wait you guys doing the expedition tomorrow, or what?
Yeah, I'm done. I didn't get like 50k
What is your 50k? Wait who needs 50k, booey? Yeah, booey needs 50
What that's I'm done girl. Oh my god. No fucking way
That's out for water treatment. I mean booey. Yeah, that's great
I can just get you your 50k right now if you want. I mean we're right next to the hatch
Here, but we take this take this take this
I think that I think that's like I think that's like 50k right probably maybe that's gotta be that's got it
That's gotta be 50k
Just maybe
Listen, I also have a hatchee all I'm saying is if you if you want you to leave with that right now
Oh
Shoo
From what yeah, what is the lobby bro? I would do that, bro
Bro, I'm proud. Thank you. Do I do anything cool kid?
No, I'm good. I'm just I just want to be okay. All right listen boo-ee
This is your exit
Hey, man, I appreciate you. Thank you so much dude. Yeah, enjoy it. Good luck out there
Me and cool kid are gonna stay
Come here fucking get it
All right, listen the first person we kill or the first group work we kill we're gonna do a reverse robbery
Okay, we're gonna kill him and then I'm gonna drop a more venders. I got more
Okay, we're gonna pick them up though. We're gonna kill them and we're gonna pick them up. Okay, it's gonna be a reverse robbery
Shit, I'm cold how many venators did you bring into this right?
Like 14 or something. I don't know hold on hold on. I need it. I need to get warm
get warm and you're gonna get warm and you're gonna get warm
Yeah, I'll be brought a toro so
Well, at least you got your 50k so now you could just do whatever as long as you don't lose it
That'd be so great if you could you actually use the money
I'm a warm-up skill
I don't have any medium or else I'll just let you use this then but you're gonna have no bullets
I don't I don't like using the then anyways
Too low pee you brought a toro into damn battle. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's all I need. That's crazy
Because I'll well
Yeah, I didn't give this guy anything because he's already good.
He's got his 5-0.
The other guy said he was short, 50k, so I gave him a little bit more.
I think I gave him, like, 70k, 80k.
Actually, maybe 100k.
I don't know.
I gave him a decent bit.
Then good attachments on them, you know
Feel kind of bad approach in the left just in case no no no no no it's good. It's good
Because now you secured you just click sell on all those or keep them or whatever the they're worth good value
you're chilling thanks do you actually just saved me like an hour yeah now you
could just chill just relax we can also just do one more if you want we'll
stay in party and you get warm like a quick like PvP yeah we could we could
do one oh shit oh they're on the you're on tower tower of course they're on
tower. An hour for 50k. I don't know. Maybe he dies man. I don't know fuck. You don't
I always live.
You wanna fight in here?
All those bodies in here.
Oh, shut up.
How are we gonna do the reverse robber?
This is gonna be difficult.
That's how many people?
Yeah, there's sort of just major fighters in there.
Yeah, it might be in like the...
Let's just fight it. Let's see what happens after. Dude, what is happening?
Of course they have triggers, of course. Holy! That was like nine triggers.
These guys don't need help.
you. We're just found.
We're there. Oh, he's ready.
Like I might be cheating. What the fuck? That was crazy.
I've never seen that before. That was in C. Well, they dropped.
Are they dead?
Uh, I would die to fall down, man.
One of them alive. He's holding.
What's going on dude?
I have not seen that one before. Hold on, I'm gonna make sure these guys are-
Yeah, door just opened right here.
That was crazy what I just saw.
I want to know what that guy's name was, because that guy's incredible.
I have to use my skill on my phone.
You're insane.
Damn, that was clean.
I played. Are we reversing them?
gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, this is not what it looks like, okay, this is not what
it looks like.
You get up, sir.
Okay, okay, you get this, you get this, pick those up, pick those up, okay.
Okay, pick these up too, pick these up too.
Listen, you guys are leaving it with everything, okay, you're going to get everything.
We just had to put you down first.
I know it was a little awkward, but by the way, were those guys cheating that
you guys just fought oh you're bugged oh that sucks you have to you have to
roll you have to roll the extract I'm not getting there's no fixing it you have
to roll the extract that bug that bug is ass bro
I don't have any more d-fibs but yeah maybe your teammate could pick you up
Let's see. Yeah, you pick them up. Let's see.
I've never tried this. Does this work?
Nah, you're going to have to roll the X-Track, bro.
Oh, that's so shit.
That's so shit. That's so unlucky, man.
Dude.
Ah, they didn't play this.
Oh, man.
Are you guys talking to them?
Yeah, you can't hear it. It's a bug.
That sucks.
I was like so confused, like, dang, y'all just know.
You know what sucks?
What's tough about this is you have to do this in the cold.
For now, I'm never too much.
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to put people out here.
We're dead.
Oh, shit.
Do you guys want to get the loot first?
There's loot down here.
We killed the guys fighting you.
Oh, yeah, we're not.
He got a roll.
Can you even use a zipline?
It's not down for the like, uh...
It's even like you use a zipline.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it does.
Okay.
I'm gonna have my voice down pretty well after this.
Yeah, you're perfecting it.
I'll have to love 10.
I also heckin' love 10.
What happened to you?
You know, bro.
With what?
With me and Pina, nothing.
Oh, okay. I just need to put some tape up.
Oh, no, yeah, no, that was, you know,
that was just a little frustrating moment, that's all.
You never get frustrated with playing games?
I feel like we all do.
There's more loot down here, but yeah, you guys need to roll to your exit. This is gonna be hard for you
Yeah, yeah, if if you go down here, there's all these bodies. There's also one of them. Do that was rolling
Yeah
I say I probably crawled away. There's one more body down here. I'm a little freaks
I
Toed I'm trying my hardest man. I already looted him. He's got he's got this you take that I
Want to search I want to strike those guys profiles. I want to see if they're cheating these guys were weird as fuck
I'm coming up the zip.
Sick talk brain. Yeah, I mean, I don't think people realize like
if you're a comp gamer or if you're just a gamer in general, I mean you're gonna get frustrated.
But yeah, I'm just like I'm very I try to be very comp when I play so
I get pissed sometimes. Not anymore though. 2026, I'm never gonna get that again. Mark my words, from here on out, you'll never hear me mad again, I promise.
I'm done.
What was that in here? Sorry.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We can roll with you guys real quick. We don't need to go, but just make sure you guys don't die.
Yeah, that was a nice one.
Yeah, he literally rolled.
He literally rolled.
Ha ha ha.
Look at that.
Auto-bots.
Whoa!
I heard you've already bought some stems.
Yeah.
Oh, this is going to be fine.
You'll make it every no time.
Hell yeah.
Can you imagine just our random spot
to see us roll around?
You don't understand the context because you can't hear the voice but basically we
res them and then he's got the bug where you can't move you can only roll so now
we decided fuck it let's just all roll together that is crazy you know that was
in the game yeah that bug sucks saving a lot of time
Yeah, why don't you guys should just run up there and call it in for him?
True.
But I kinda want to roll.
Yeah, I love how we could just call it for you guys, but instead we're rolling with
you.
I love it.
I feel it.
It's like we're playing a Souls game right now.
I'm not that like stable here he's at m16 and pubg how about that that's a good one
That's a good one. That's a good one.
I have no clue what that is. Let's roll.
No. Bedwars? No.
Oh, Minecraft. No, I haven't.
Yo, let's play one more game with you guys.
Yeah? Stay in the lobby.
Yeah, yeah. GG's, fellas. GG's.
I
Hold on let me stash away my like eight venators. Oh, yeah
No, I forgot about
All right, so I want to check their profiles dude. I've got their fuck
Yeah, you just gave me like a hundred fifty thousand dollars.
Let's go!
I'm talking about...
That is so crazy.
Big money, big money.
Thank you so much again, brother. That's so nice.
Not a problem. Run that shit back.
Are we going to get it or what?
Yeah, yeah. Fuck it.
Are you also...
Are we doing the same thing though? You're giving some people some stuff?
I don't know. That's a great question.
I don't want you guys to lose stuff because I'm giving away stuff, you know what I mean?
I'm good for it. I'm safe now.
We can mess around now.
I'm good for it. Hold on, I got way too much stuff in here though.
Yeah, let's just, I'm not gonna bring anything. Let's play normal or good.
Like an actual normal. We'll fight, we'll do whatever. I won't give away anything.
I have for sure.
Bring some D-Fids.
Always room for one more patient.
What will it be this time?
Okay, who knows.
Are we going back to Dan?
Yeah, fuck it. Stop.
Alright, Ben. I'll bring the key again.
Let's do it
I'm not bringing any triggers. I'm gonna be a I'll be a good boy this raid
W. Oh, yeah
I'm just waiting for them to nerf it bro.
That nerf is going to be so clean.
I'm sure they're going to nerf it soon.
They probably after the holidays unfortunately but...
Yeah I saw they're taking like a break or whatever.
Yeah.
No but I want them to add a trophy system like a card you know what I'm saying?
That'd be cool.
This is like way too much to tell.
Making these two.
Oh my god, I almost joked.
Holy fuck.
Sometimes I forget to chew.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Lot of water.
You guys need anything specific or no?
No, I'm chillin'.
I mean if you fund the industrial batteries, I do need that.
Okay now that you say I think I need mushrooms.
Ooh.
But that's like, that's out of the way.
I mean mushrooms?
Oh yeah, there's people in there already.
Oh, in the admin?
Yeah.
mushrooms are a little difficult but yes just like the event I remember I'm
fucking water I'm out no biggie the fuck
remember to chew your food holy fuck oh rock tier that's rock tier there might be
some baskets that we can get for your mushrooms. Maybe. Do they spawn on this? Yeah, yeah.
I don't know how many of them, but definitely seen them. Oh, close, close, close. Oh yeah,
oh yeah. He's gonna, he's gonna have a sniper. Oh, whoa. One's dead. One down. Ah, fuck,
bro. He got me. He's weak. I cracked him. He's running back around.
nice, nice
that was a triggering
was that us?
yeah that was them, that was them
it's still one more
nice
hold on, hold on
nice
holy shit they were
they were right on top of us
thank you
that was crazy how close these guys were
what the fuck
yeah i didn't know i expected that
I
Make sure you look
These guys look like they were trying to extract and we bumped into them. They're full
They're full full full. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they are
My yeah, they were coming
They were coming from another body. Yeah, there should be one more out
That's kind of tricky, she was right next to you somewhere.
I got one, I got one, I got one.
Oh my, ooh.
Oh yeah, these guys were so...
They were going to extract what they bumped into us, that's crazy.
Unlucky.
Tempest 4.
Yes, let's go.
Venator, oh my gosh.
Take their shit, take their shit.
Do we reset?
Yeah, it's a reset angle for sure, for sure.
Yeah, they did hit this, uh, shunt right here.
A lot of rocketeers here.
Yeah, rocketeers are a problem.
I could kill it, and I won't back, maybe.
But I think we're fine.
If we get some little bag, or I wouldn't take it out.
damn, that feels bad for those guys
you get the surrender from the guy?
yeah, you guys want any of the shicks? I do not need it
hey we're all losing it anyway in 10 hours
That's what I'm saying. You said you just passed the 5 mil threshold?
Yeah, I'm at like, uh, 5, like, with 80,000 open.
Here, do you have any slots open?
Uh, I could drop something.
Here, here, here, here. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Oh my god.
Yeah, cause you need to be like over the limit if you want to like use your-
I mean, he's definitely, yeah, he's definitely over it, but like, you want to make sure you're comfortable so you can at least play the game a little bit.
oh yeah we got it here I think I'm like way comfortable for I can just use it
whatever it could I want
swoop that all right let's do one more I didn't count those too fast yeah that
was crazy
and
and brought me water
and
that's crazy bro and like two raids I go from like four point nine to five point
you. That's actually the sound. I wish I had that one. Yeah, if you want a little bit more money,
those venitors that are broken, like full broken, you could sell the attachments,
and then recycle the venitors. You'll make more recycling them, like if it's zeroed out,
if the gun is zeroed out, you'll make more recycling it than actually selling it or repairing it.
That's good comms good comms
Yeah, cuz like a zeroed out venitors like 1750 I think like completely zeroed no attachments
But if you recycle it you get I think four advanced and three
Parts which ends up being like eight or nine thousand or some
Yeah, if you actually care about cash and you want to min-max your money you always want to you always want to recycle
that are red yeah it's good to know for next next way actually I know so much
for this game now for next life I'm gonna be chilling like I know I'm not
gonna go for the security breach like I don't need that's good yeah it's gonna
I'm gonna go full mobility.
Since I got some loot now,
I'm just gonna bring in like a good gun.
Is Tempest even really like,
I've used it a couple of times.
Was it even like that good?
No.
No?
No.
Yeah.
Stitcher 4 is better.
Tempest unfortunately sucks, but it's fun. It's not like the worst gun in the world. It's just you think it would be better, you know
Yeah, I thought that's the same like the Bobcat like the stature for just clears the Bobcat. I feel like I
Think I've used like the Bobcat one time
Well, I'm canceling you real quick. I should use the restroom. Sorry like 30 seconds. Very good. No, you're chilling
I
Just hit some insane fucking clip right in front of sure that was nice
dude I'm that was sick I saw it too
dude this is awesome last day man oh my god I did not expect this
So you'll be grinding the game?
I mean, what's that?
I play mostly deadlock though.
That's my game.
I'm more of a Valorant player.
Gotcha, gotcha.
I wanna try that game though.
does look hard or it looks fun but hard it's so good it's so good I love that
luck
hundred percent it is it is way too good of a game for the majority of people to not
love it it's just I don't know it's insane it's like it's it's got the most unique it's
got the most unique art style has the best movement of any game I've ever played it's
mobile elements are top notch as well because I mean I guess you could just build the
crafting in that game is all yeah I mean it's it's it's good and simple at the same
time I don't know it's great that game is just incredible whenever Valve whenever
Val finishes it you have to add someone on steam and then they send you a play
test invite yeah okay now you should definitely try it I know you I know you
play Valorant so you'll probably like it but yeah let's go up this way and I'm
go into the pipe and then go up. We'll get warm from there.
How many get mana cheaters that use an auto clicker?
Honest question. Let me ask you an honest question.
How much do you believe what you're saying is true?
I love that gun way too much for it to be asked.
I feel like it's an underrated gun. You can kill people with like
shots
Yeah, but you have to carry heavy ammo and
That's super heavy for you. That's like you can't like you need to carry a bunch. I
Yeah, I put on a kinetic converter on that thing with an extended barrel
The dude it just melts. It's unfair
Good kinetic converter on like almost any gun is so fun
No I know the issues I only have like three of them so I don't want to use it.
Now's the time to use it to be honest.
No yeah you're right I should definitely just be running those.
I don't know if there's a blueprint I hope so but I haven't seen one.
Oh going up the zip is gonna be scary.
Wait do you still have that key?
Yeah of course.
Maybe, maybe.
Okay I just, I don't want to talk about that.
No one saw that.
Let me go first. I'll be the bait, okay?
I don't need anything.
There could be people up there, you know what I'm saying?
No, we died together, Shra.
Alright, fuck it.
Oh, it's open.
There's definitely a team up there.
You know what? Fuck it, dude. It's last raid for us.
Let's do it.
Oh, they're here. They're here.
go back down go back down go back down go back down go back down go back down go
back down
well the job I cracked yeah oh you're still up there yeah he went on like the
ledge so smart I don't know how we can help you yeah yeah I'm just gonna drop
well we're not let's smart to not just like that let's go somewhere let's go
somewhere else I think I think I heard like downstairs yeah
let him walk in let him walk in I had to break that camera sorry I'm gonna close
the door behind us just in case he doesn't know we're here doesn't know
here yeah they actually might not know seriously we just chill for a sec
let them up let them up let them up they're coming up I see them I see them
you're good they're not up yet they're on the right in the dark they're running
away okay I they may have just gotten a hunch because they just ran away they
all just ran away completely all right here come with me come with me we
You could try to cut them off.
So they would be under us right now, but I didn't see them cross the bridge, so I think
they went deeper.
let's go um...
we're trying to meet them
we're trying to meet them down here
the fucking camera everywhere we go, huh?
we're famous
okay they didn't preach this door
They could be to our right
I don't see anything though
Could be in our little room. They could still be in the room up in front of us. Yeah, that's possible. I
Mean I'm gonna breach it fuck it. Yeah, you can go for the jump up, but I'll breach this to see if they're still in here
This is a pretty good fight for us for like one two different angles
Open it
damn they hard-backed up okay
One dead, one dead, one dead.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up, oh wait, I don't have stamina.
That's pretty close.
Oh god.
Oh that's not good.
I think we dropped I think we dropped oh I died. Oh, that's not good. I thought I was I thought I had more health
I'm gonna be honest. Oh, well you lift you lift you lift that's good. That's good
People's up people fuck yeah, no people were honest
I'm sliding down I'm sliding down two teams two teams just go
What the fuck
We got sandwiched by two yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, holy shit. Okay. Well listen we could reset I guess
I don't know how we're all alive. Holy crap. Good job. I think that's a blessing in disguise and I think that's our sign to leave
I'll be honest I want to fight
Yeah, I want to go back up
Yeah
I mean, this is our last raid together, gentlemen. We may as well just get in there.
That doesn't lie, bro.
You think they can just pull up on us and almost kill us and get away with it? No!
They'll probably just kill each other and then we'll suit them. Yep, yep, yep. Now you're thinking. I fucked up the jump. Ah, fuck.
Listen, it's faster if you don't fuck it up, okay? I don't look like an idiot, but I'm telling you.
are we going back up the zip yeah yeah we'll go back oh fuck yeah we'll go back
up the zip yeah what's the chance of someone being up there like really
there's a chance that that team behind us was the team at the top you know yeah
alright let me go first I got a shot I made a strong play but I think it was
the only play I had because I was dead I had to jump off I think it was the
Literally it that me jumping off
And that call for all of us to jump off. I think was the absolute right play
Because we're all alive the rockets here. It's like still angry
It seems stupid, but I mean it didn't seem stupid at all. I don't know I'm saying that but I guess cuz I'd killed myself
It seemed stupid
Oh, it's a top it's above us
I'm going up this way, the way we came, we're in a suit, we're in a suit, we're in a suit.
Hold on, hold on, heal up, heal up, I'm doing a wide flank.
Remember it's two teams, we're fighting six people, we're fighting six people.
I don't see anything up here, oh I see one up here, I see one up here?
Yeah, I'm coming up here, I'm coming up here, yeah if you guys shoot at him I can probably
That guy was really low.
No, no, no, it's up there.
It's up there. That's his teammate. That's his teammate.
Nice shots. E.D. 50, E.D. 50.
One's there.
There's two teams there. Two teams, two teams, two teams.
We're rich here
Dude there's three teams here then
Yeah, you look you're good
Yeah, okay, let's try to deal with this team behind first. I just saw him. He's trying to split north
Wait, where behind keeping? Yeah, yeah, I'll pick this guy, hold on.
Right here on me, on me, on me, on me, on me, on me.
We're good, we're good, we're good. I think it's the last one of that team on the left, maybe.
There's still at least one guy on the bridges.
and then the other team went into the cap
oh yeah you got to be clear
hold on I might be able to get a nasty angle on him
down here
freeze it
okay freeze it
yeah I'm freezing too I gotta get warm
he's still on the jump up thing
I want to loot this guy. He fell down though. I might have to give this fight. Am I still cold? Wait, we're still cold. We're still...
I'm really low on mezz. I need to go back and look this guy. He's just really far away
Yeah, well go. I'm gonna drop you like some bandages if you need
See his body
oh jeez is this guy gonna crawl all the way out of here is that what's about to
happen careful we are a little bit separated
I hear them still over here so like they're still like around the same spot
down there down there I don't know I don't know what it's going to look like
How do you go down there and try to loot him though?
You're sure?
If you need heals, take this.
There's a body here.
Did you loot this body?
Oh no.
Alright, fuck it.
I mean, that's good enough heals.
I looted that body for some bandages.
Yeah, I can't.
I don't see that guy.
That's okay
Wait there's those guys are leaving they're going to extract and I wonder if this is the same team that we just fought
I'm gonna check fuck it. Well, we're fighting them. It looked like they wanted to leave anyway
Yeah, this team may have actually just sprinted out of here if that's actually them. Yeah, they're at extract
Yeah, the hatch is open. Yeah, the hatch is open that may have been that these guys maybe maybe maybe
They could have gotten there in time for sure
They might not have found all of our bodies though, maybe, I don't know, maybe there's
some scraps somewhere.
And that sucks.
I feel like we put in a lot of work there and didn't get anything for it.
Yeah, sounds about right though.
Yeah, I mean that happens sometimes.
well let's now that now since we know those guys left let's try to finish the
loot let's let's finish the loot on are you want to go up there i was thinking
we finished the loot on the guys but we did kill
i just don't know where we're at
these turrets are like still up there
yeah well we know they were up there though they probably looted it
All right, you're right
Yeah, short-term memory loss
Yeah, you just take a quick peek. We'll stay down here real quick, but
They should you it
Thank you. Thank you
Of course
All right, there's definitely a couple bodies here for sure
Gotta be there's gotta be too many got too many cunts out for no bodies
You guys looted this guy right? Yeah, I just got like his meds and stuff
Yeah
I'm gonna try to find the guy that I killed he fell off the side and probably crawled in a bush
Or he's crawling as I asked to extract with the backpack which is possible. I
I mean, I don't think you can live with the snow.
The snow doesn't hurt you when you're down, I'm pretty sure.
I don't think it does damage to you.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I'm not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't.
I thought it would, because it's like a passive damage thing.
Yeah.
Because you can still get like burned and stuff.
I mean, he too.
Make sure I got something for you, bro.
Bruh, it made me cold.
Is that actually what it does?
No, I don't know.
It actually does damage.
Like only a little bit.
Okay, so the snow definitely...
Snow does not hurt you.
Dude, what if he's crawling the extract?
I'm gonna be honest, I'm going to the swamp lift
and I bet you he's gonna be there.
I got a weird feeling.
But I didn't get anything this raid
Me neither, bro. I didn't get anything. We just fought for nothing
Little buddy out of here. I just lost bullets man. That's all that's all I really that really happened in this way for me. I'm freezing
I'm getting warm real quick.
I mean, there's not really much players left, but we could try to bring down like a Rocketeer
or Ashton or something.
Yeah, just for some type of- Yeah, it'll get something.
I do have a Wolfpack.
i have one seeker grenade
you're warm in here by the way
but it's a mushrooms
oh yeah
pre-sheet that
some
when I see some island in one
yeah they're harder than one
I was there and then uh...
well I don't see him here
and I probably like
dip
why would I
I just don't think you could have
crawled that fast
you might have just bled out too
like in a bush somewhere like I don't know
I was looking around like the
like the end of the ramp but he got it like crawled it
Inside of it, you know I'm sure like
In the shelter
Damn, bro, I really want going like a blaze of glory. I mean we could still look for it
We could still look for another team. There's definitely gonna be someone in the lobby still you want to try to look around. I don't mind
I'm down if you guys want. Yeah, yeah
My seat fog we go like let's sort of let's try to find one more chance gotta be someone on this in this lobby still
This is an amazing random queue, by the way. These guys are fucking awesome.
Do you guys have any, uh, stems?
I know.
Adrenaline?
No.
One more fence.
I have a zipline, though.
I just don't know where they could be if they weren't, like, where we were.
Yeah, the remainders of the people? Yeah, I don't know.
Take a peek though.
That hurts.
Oh my god, you got ripped apart.
Yeah, I don't know, that was kind of insane.
Oh!
Um...
My feet are broken.
Oh, come here, come here, come here.
I had...
Not extra.
Better than nothing. Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, that's an extra one
Love you wait, are you guys are you guys friends or you guys random, too?
No, no, I'm just as long as I know
We're like the suicide like exploding things
What the rollers like yeah the bombs
What about them that we are like that?
no they'll just like they'll give you like no one oh they are friends no you
just random people I heard that yeah I thought you called us the pops I was
like okay yeah oh yeah I'm down down to be a pop
imagine you can stick a C4 on somebody
Don't give him ideas.
No.
What the heck?
I'm not orbiters on the route.
You definitely can't.
Ten minutes to get out of there.
I repeat, ten minutes.
I think he just bounces off somebody.
I am actually very glad there's no friendly fire in this game.
Because I would have accidentally killed so many teammates.
I think up here is not looted.
Oh, a body.
not see this before see you see got loot nope
yeah the top floor not top floor this door is not loaded to get a little blueprints
they're gone anyway in 10 hours oh two bodies also looted it they got
everything and left I just don't see how they have that much time to get
everything and leave this guy wasn't a dude that's one guy
yeah they wasn't great but they got most of the goodies
I'm just waiting for like an extract call the new season start tomorrow I don't
know if it's new season but more so just like a new one more just like the
wipe is tomorrow and I don't think that means like a new season starting thank
you. There's loot up here you said? Yeah I mean it's not looted but I'm not getting
anything. I'm not getting anything good. Listen, a light bulb. Everyone gets wipes? No no no.
an optional way. The new deck tomorrow? I think the new deck's the 26th, right?
Yeah. Oh no, nothing.
I didn't really get anything, no.
Hey, Bully, take this.
Take some money.
You got anything for that?
Yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
Thank you, man.
I'll call you.
Okay.
I
Also got a mixtape for you
Appreciate you bro. Also, you can take this to sell to I guess
That's
Nice thanks, man
What I love about this game is like you don't need a PUP to get items like we
searched all of this and we there was probably like a hundred can here in that
area no yeah it's so easy to just get stuff
it's also I don't know I don't need a blueprint but that's a good like spot
for money. That's the most people's least favorite. I don't think you're alone with
that one. I think I'm alone. No, no, no, no. It's good to make money. Yeah, it's good
for money. It's just I don't think a lot of people enjoy playing it. Yeah. I'd rather
do like Stella with like full kids any day than going to a very city. I feel like to
compete and sell you gotta bring like a toro
not really and a big trigger needs that yeah I got to being trigger needs in
every in every map I don't try to look at just for that reason
it'll be a glorious day when it gets nerfed the triggers glorious no yeah
It's gonna feel like a brand new game. It's gonna feel amazing
Oh, I was leaving in 20 seconds.
20 seconds!
Oh, yeah, that's a good call.
Alright.
I just wanted to make sure.
No, let's go, let's go.
Where did my health go?
Is someone here?
Hello?
Yeah.
Hello!
Someone out there!
Dude, what just happened?
Yeah, I don't know.
What the fuck?
Alright, well shit, that wasn't the most eventful last game, gentlemen, but it was fun, but yeah, I had a lot of fun.
Yeah, GG's.
I appreciate both of you guys.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys as well.
Happy holidays.
Later, later, later.
Bye-bye.
How do I leave?
Oh, because my shield broke.
Wait, that's how that works? I did not know that.
It's because my shield broke when the wasp hit me.
So I was at 70% shield and it took my shield from 1 to 0
and then that instantly cracked it. That's crazy.
Macro cam? No, no, no, Hannah, you can't.
You can't set up a macro cam, you can't.
The reason why you can't set up a macro cam is because, one,
they still won't believe you.
And two, it's kind of good that they are like people are so...
How do I say this nicely?
Stupid, I guess? I guess that's not the nicest way of saying that, but you know what I mean?
Like it's a good thing.
Like I did a CPS test like last week because I was like annoyed that people called me a
macro and I was like dude the audacity to call me that and then I realized like it doesn't
matter if you prove your innocence or anything they'll still keep saying it so now I'm
embracing it and now I just tell everybody I'm a macro what does it matter you could
You could show them that you're not.
They still won't believe you.
So you may as well just embrace it and be like, yeah.
Yeah, I cheat.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I'm a cheater.
Fuck it.
Okey-dokey.
So...
Yeah, just let him know.
Alright, how do I give away more loot now?
We have all this stuff to go through all these bobcats and tempests.
The next excuse would just be oh he has a foot pedal.
That is true. That is true. They will just think of the next thing to say.
So.
The only time it actually annoyed me when people called me a cheater was when I was an up-and-coming player
Like when I was an up-and-coming player
14 years ago or
13 years ago, I guess if 13 or 14 that was the only time I was annoyed when people called me a cheater
Like I remember like Moe used to call me a cheater and fucking just
Kind of just like everybody. That was the only time it actually annoyed me because I
It really sucks when you're trying to prove something, and you're trying to make it in the world, I guess, and then people say shit like that.
Obviously I never told any of those people that it was upsetting, but maybe I should have, because it definitely isn't upsetting thing to call somebody a cheater in your space.
So like in Counter-Strike, right?
It's very often a newcomer comes in
and everyone just fucking brings him down.
That shit is not cool for sure
because like there is some people out there
that don't believe it
and it could potentially ruin a career.
I saw it happen.
I saw somebody actually,
I saw somebody recently talk about this actually on Twitter.
I don't know if it was for Counter-Strike
or a different game, but yeah.
Once you've already made it, obviously it doesn't matter.
Once you've already made it, you can just embrace it
and be like, yeah, I cheat, fuck it, who cares?
Because they're always going to think of an excuse anyway.
But it just sucks when you're up and coming, for sure.
Up and comeers that get, that get,
that are trying to enter a comp scene
and then they get called cheaters
and then they don't get opportunities for that.
That sucks.
That really sucks.
I would say Macro is considered cheating, yeah, for sure, and that's why you can get
banned for it, you know what I'm saying?
Look, any form of macro-ing is cheating.
I also was not exploiting the Toro.
I did not do that.
I was exploiting the hull-cracker.
Yes.
Yes, I was.
And now, the hull-cracker, you can't do it anymore, so I don't even use that gun.
It's so fucking... dude.
They need to bring this hull-cracker back.
It's so bad.
It's they nerf this thing to the ground
They went from like they went from a spot where everybody was using it and now nobody's using it
Now they need to go back and then you buff it again because nobody fucking uses this thing
Nobody uses it it's done. It's in the trash this gun sucks
Like you could barely one-shot Hornets
more often than not you will not be able to one shot a hornet like just like what are we doing
all right you think snap taps cheating no
i do understand for certain games it can be considered cheating like for example counter
Counter Strike, right? Counter Strike doesn't allow the quick release bullshit or whatever
when you can stutter step. That makes sense because Counter Strike is just the way it's
coded and designed. It breaks the game. So it makes sense that they don't allow that.
But in most games, the snap tap and all the keyboard tech and all that shit, most
The game doesn't do anything, it doesn't do anything.
It's just there to be there.
It's just Counter Strike that has that one problem with it.
On 500K off, it's the best way to get it quick without BVP.
I'll be honest, you go FreeKit, Stella.
FreeKit, Stella, run straight to assembly.
Loot cabinet here, cabinet here.
Jump on this box, loot the side here.
Run in this building, loot the cabinet,
run in here, loot the cabinet, run out here.
Loot a cabinet here, loot a cabinet here.
Run up here all the way around, jump off, loot this assembly right here and then just run away and leave.
And you might die, but every single time you do that, it'll take you like two minutes.
Every time you do it, it'll take you two to three minutes.
You'll get 50k, and if you make it great, you just made 50k in two minutes.
And if you don't, just do it again.
do that over and over and over and over and over.
You're probably going to die,
but there'll be a few times where you make it and then boom, you got 100k.
Another alternative is run a basic load out and bring a hatch key and do the same
thing and then just hatch out because you could go here.
You could do the same thing.
You could get like a
Like a looting augment or something a green shield go here and loot literally everything in this square
And then extract and then you'll be you'll make like a hundred K
I
Think it's better than buried city personally because you could do it faster
Buried city takes a little bit of time
It depends on where your spawn is. It might take a while to get there.
With Stella, you could just navigate through the whole map and you could be to the other side of the map in like 30 seconds.
So even if you spawn really far away, you're still fine.
Alright, let's think about how we give away some of these guns now.
Do we still queue with randoms and give them guns? Or do we...
Or do we do something else?
Do the fireworks idea?
gray blue gate. It could work. It could work.
The problem is, you've got to remember, if I go with all this gear, I'm going to be
overweight so I can't
I'm gonna be overweight, so I can't um
I can't like run to a hot spot like for example I could run to damn tower
But I won't get there in time some overweight
So the only thing I could do is spawn where I'm gonna spawn and then just keep shooting a bunch of flares
And like hopefully someone shows up
to me text me to game tomorrow for the white
Wait, Timmy's back on ARC?
All right.
That should be fine.
Damn, I'm heavy.
So...
Oh, I don't have enough space for fireworks.
Fuck.
How am I going to do this?
I guess I'll do half.
I guess I'll do half and then shoot some fireworks.
Shit.
Um, I could get a bigger backpack.
for me
Works for me now.
Which map do I go, and how do I do this?
And I just feel like the movement's just buzzed now, I feel so clunky all the time, they did change it a little bit, yeah.
This is gonna go so wrong, some ESP dude is just gonna rush you, faster than you can say Merry Christmas.
Oh, shut up.
Expedition 33-1, I was thinking about playing tonight.
Is that crazy?
I'm excited dude.
I'm excited with how fucking hype everybody hypes it up and shit.
I'm excited.
I was actually thinking about playing tonight.
I downloaded the game and everything.
I bought it, downloaded it, I...
Holy shit, I'm heavy.
Alright, so what do I do with all this loot?
Ooh, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea.
I'm in an okay spot for this. I'm really far away, but as long as I don't die out here, I have an idea.
I actually know what I can do with this.
It's gonna be the night- it's gonna be like nobody's gonna know I'm doing it if I can pull this off.
Aw, this is gonna be sick if I can get there.
I know what to do, I know what to do, I know what to do.
I really hope I don't get killed to make it sad.
This is going to be kind of boring what I want to try to do, but if I could pull it off.
Or so, if someone comes.
So here's what I want to do, okay?
This down here, there's three weapon box spawns down there.
I want to load them up with these guns.
And then no one would even know what's happening.
They would loot it and go like, oh shit.
Awesome.
No way. Oh, there's one. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Actually, it's gonna be funnier if I do it this way.
Oh! No, my guns!
No.
Honestly, I'll just drop them back here.
There's a very small chance this works.
Like, extremely small chances works.
It's good this could take a very long time
Like this could take literally
This could literally take like the whole raid I saw a volcano on me
Okay, so for context I put
Eight eight purple guns in here and then I put
Like three purple guns back there
And I'm just gonna hide down here
I'm gonna hide right down here and hope somebody comes.
This could take a while.
Should I shoot fireworks?
Maybe?
Maybe I should shoot fireworks?
Shoot fireworks.
I mean, if that doesn't work, what will, you know?
They won't see me down here.
Someone will loot this.
I promise.
Someone will come.
This will never work.
No, they'll come.
They'll come.
Somebody's going to come.
It'll work.
Why just to get a killer reaction or what no, I just want an innocent person to come here and just loot it. That's all
Nothing more nothing less. I don't want to kill them. I don't want to do anything
I just want them to loot it, but I have to stay close enough to verify that they're gonna loot it, you know
Because if I leave then there's a chance that like I bet it just like could be here forever and just
Go into the void
They won't check if it's open, they will, they will.
Have some faith.
That's my face.
fireworks.
have some faith.
I should be enough.
This probably looks like a trap base to the untrained eye.
Yeah.
Oh, someone's coming.
I think.
I swear I just heard someone throw smoke or molly or something.
Please, somebody, anybody?
Come on.
Hello?
Oh my god.
I need to get this guy extracting.
Can I?
What?
I'm going to get this guy extracting.
Can I?
What?
Fuck! They're leaving.
Someone's gonna come, right?
I see the gun box open, I don't open it.
I need to make a...
Someone's coming.
Holy shit.
Someone's coming.
Yes.
Come on. Take the bait.
Take the bait. Take the bait. Take the bait. No. No. Hey, amen. Hey, come back. Give him a mic.
Do you got a microphone? Come, come, come back up, come back up, come back up.
Well, this is the only way he's going to find it, I've got to tell him.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you check that?
Can you come up here and check this weapon box for me?
Just come, just come, come on.
It's not a trap, I know it looks like a trap.
This is my gift to you, okay?
Loot that box.
Trust me.
Loot that box. It's my gift to you.
I'll even help you leave.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Loot the box, too. Loot the box.
Yeah.
Yes!
Yes. Why am I whispering?
I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm whispering. I just don't want anyone to hear.
I want all this stuff to go to you.
I've been waiting here forever. You're the first person to show up.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Do you want to jump into this? Like, I did or what?
No, I didn't. No, it's just... Merry Christmas, happy holidays, man. Let's get you the hell out of here.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, fuck. There's people everywhere.
Oh, my God, there's people everywhere. It's okay. We won't go to that extract because it's hot. Come this way.
heavy. Are you wiping tomorrow or no? Is this all good use for you? Yeah, but like are you
are you doing the expedition tomorrow or no? That's alright. Now you got more loot for the
next one. I gave it to a bungy later too, so I'm talking about. Here, you could stay back.
Let me make sure no one is camping.
I think we're good. I think we're good.
This guy said you want a head?
What the fuck?
There's no way that...
What the heck was that?
Oh, that's okay.
Hell yeah, we're getting out of here. Let's go! Let's freakin' go!
Yeah, I had too much stuff, so I wanted to give it to somebody, so congratulations. You were then somebody
Happy holidays. Merry Christmas
Easy 300k for that man easy easy
easy
Success that what better than expected
All right, okay
So he got like I gave him like three tempests four volcanoes like three bobcats a
Hullcracker a
renegade
And some other stuff I guess
Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. We got that we got to give away more though
We got to give away more. I don't know how I'm gonna give away. This stuff is the problem. I got it like who cares about all this
You know what I mean?
Like this stuff is like I don't need it, but who's gonna want it?
sell it and then buy stuff. You can't buy anything in this game. It's not how that really works.
can't like buy stuff like money is irrelevant to be honest don't do anything
you could play field medic on matriarch wait wait actually good idea what the heck
that's an actual good idea just run around with beta shots and shit
But you can buy holcrackers, you can buy one holcracker, one.
It's a good thing we gave that guy all over our loot because he said he isn't going to
make the wipe in time.
Which means all of the items that we just gave him, he's going to use.
They're not going to get wiped.
It's literally...
Actually, let's see how many hours he has.
What was that guy's name?
Um...
Fuck.
What was his name?
Be...
This guy.
He has...
Beast this guy
He has
Oh my goodness
It doesn't even show that he owns the game, but his he definitely does not have a lot of hours
I'm checking his profile doesn't even say that he owns the game which is weird but
He definitely is new
He's a hundred percent new for sure like he's got to be like less than 20 20 hours
Oh, he could be account sharing or not account sharing but a family sharing. Yeah, you're right. You're right
You could be family sharing
His accounts not brand new it's it's new but it's not that new
But he might be on he might be game-sharing. Anyway, he definitely doesn't have a lot of hours
Which is a good thing that's that kind of person that I'm happy that he was the person that got all that stuff
I wish I could, like, find somebody first and then give them stuff after.
The only way I could do that is to fill Q and then get to know them and then drop a bunch of stuff.
The Field Medic idea is, um, not possible yet, until Matriarch, which could be, which actually could be happening in three minutes.
I think matriarch might be up in three if I remember correctly.
Harvester, not Major Arc, they both work, right?
Let's boost someone who's only missing one or two mill.
I don't know how I can do that.
Does it show if the game was purchased in Epic?
I don't know.
Yeah, I lost a lot of money doing the trial.
I lost millions of millions of credits doing the trial.
I would have definitely been at like 10 to 12 million if I didn't do trials.
It was it was expensive, especially when they nerf the whole cracker made it even
more expensive
on waiting to see what comes up in two minutes
Nine more hours, I can't wait to start playing again.
Yeah, it's gonna be really exciting actually to redo and actually like, like I said, my favorite part about this genre is looting items.
It's not the PvP, it's not the PvE, it's literally looting items.
I love searching in cabinets and drawers and shelves and all that stuff and just seeing what's there. I love it.
Did you have to redo your benches too?
Yeah.
Okay, so it should be Harvester, right, Spaceport?
Harvester Spaceport, okay.
Okay, so I can play Medic.
I'll try to play Medic.
The real question is, is anyone actually doing the harvester?
You know what I mean?
Is anyone actually going to need these heels?
Probably not.
Yeah, that's a problem.
and
We are gonna...
I don't know, I just feel like this isn't gonna work.
I just feel like there's gonna be no one to actually heal.
Like I actually don't see this working.
But like what else am I gonna do with all these sterilized bandages?
You know what I mean? Like what?
We're going to start with just this for now and just see, I don't know, maybe, maybe
the work? I don't know. Like maybe some people need heals? I don't know. I mean I
guess I could bring a hatch key too. I just I just realistically don't see many
people. How much money have I lost so far?
We have lost a lot of money so far. Okay we're getting there. We're getting
there. We're making frog. We're making frog losing the money. We're getting
there. Alright, we're gonna go solo on the spaceport harvester and we're gonna
just try to heal anyone that needs healing.
Ooh, that's not a bad idea. Fill with randoms, give them guns to
fight nature use all your heels on them that's actually a good idea
Alright, fresh raid.
So we need to be medics in this scenario.
How do we do this?
I should have changed my skin.
Oh, Harvester, she's all the way over here, right?
Okay, it's kind of a bit of a run.
I'll just make sure.
Yeah, I'm trying to lose all my money,
but like lose it in a way where I help people,
not kill people.
It might mean I'm gonna die, but whatever.
Hello?
Hello sir, where are you?
What what's up
Who's that guy?
Hey man, what's up?
I'm trying to go help people with the queen.
I don't know where you guys are going, but that's where I'm going.
Sorry?
Oh, you're gonna come with me. That's what you're...
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, sorry, I didn't hear you.
Little stream sniping?
Never hurt nobody?
They're not killing me, so it's okay.
Oh, someone's dead already.
No, no, we gotta save them.
I'm here to help people.
I'm here to res people.
Let's go, let's go.
If anyone's being bad, we gotta put them down.
But we gotta save the people that get put down, you know?
That's our goal here.
That's our game plan.
I don't know where our other friend went, but maybe he went his own way, I see.
He went to the right.
He went his own way.
He didn't want any part of this.
I get the most cheaters on this map.
I don't really know why, but this is the map where I get the most.
at least because it's got so many long ranges.
Saga, thank you for the sub and Ladachi, thank you for the gift.
Or, someone else?
Dub, thank you.
Hello? Is anyone out here?
Oh boy.
I have one friend. I've made one friend.
The other one was Friendly, but he's not a friend.
I hear them fighting over there.
Yeah, let's go on the outside actually.
That's bookie.
Oh.
Hey, I'm here to help. I'm here to help. I'm not here to kill. I'm here to help.
I gotta find someone that needs help. That guy's way too far away at that red player.
Oh that guy that guy needs help for sure that guy looks like he needs help
He needs some help. Oh, he's got an equalizer. I'm gonna help him. Hopefully he doesn't shoot me
Sir I want you to know I am here to help
We are not here to hurt you
We are here to help I bring many bandages many heels
I bring many bandages and many heels my friends
You're getting cooked come out here. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you
That's where I got you. I got you
Oh nice, we got more friends. Hell yeah, you got the big guns equalizer listen
I got enough heels to keep you going forever. Okay
Yeah, let's fucking take this thing out
Really good
Are you trying to get your queen parts right now big big big big big
Who's over there let your friend away fuck it up I only got it I only got a kettle so
Yeah, yeah, I got you I got you who needs you need it I got you I got you I got you
Boom, gone. You need to heal too?
Ah, you're good, you're good, you're healthy, you're healthy.
Hey, what's up, man? What's up?
We're bringing this thing down.
Oh, he got your bullets, he got your bullets.
You took the bullets from him? That's crazy.
Here, here, here. I'll pick it up for you.
Where'd he go?
Here, bullets for you, sir, bullets for you, sir.
bullets on the ground sir bullets right there fuck this thing up oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
oh shit
don't worry i got you hold on who was it i got fucked up was it you
i got you i got you i got you i got you i got you you want heels too i got you too
There I got you sir. Where's Mr. Equilizer?
Be careful you're by your legs.
Holy fuck.
Oh
Ignite
Damn
Order David's day they bad run up our head
Don't worry I got all the bandages in the world you keep doing your thing. Oh god who died I
Where'd you die sir? I'll get you where'd you die?
I will get you up soldier speak where are you oh she's back where are you oh
prick oh prick it hurts where are you down where are you down friends oh god
I'm burning alive
Friend
Where'd you go? Where'd you go down? Where'd you go down? You down out here? You help? Oh?
He's dead dad. Oh, that's not good
You need a bet. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you full heels fun
The old house need heels and the harvester you need heels you good
oh shit oh shit you're not why do I got you I got you don't worry I got you I
got you boom big deal and done
I
What kind of fucking it up by we had time so I do not need me
You need a medic hold on where are you I got you I got you I got you boom
Well, it's kind of, it's kind of works.
I wanted to run around and heal people, it's kind of working.
This is actually working way better than I expected.
I didn't expect anyone to fight this, but they are.
And I've used a lot of managers.
Anyone else need a healing?
Let me know if you need healing.
Need healing, sir.
I got you, sir.
Fuck it up!
Wait, who needs help?
Somebody need help?
No, I think we're okay. I think everyone's fine.
I think we're fine. We're good, we're good, we're happy.
What's up, man?
You shield I got you I got you I got you I got you boom shield
She's she's going back
I should have brought one back.
I got you, I got you.
He knew who to run to.
He ran straight to me. He said I need a medic.
We're doing it! We're doing it!
That is menacing. That is absolutely menacing.
Nice. Took off her leg.
I got you don't worry. I got you. You're gonna be okay. Where are you? Where'd he go?
Where's the guy that died? I got you, I got you, I got you.
Ah, I see, I see you.
Oh!
Um...
Right...
Did you murder that man?
Oh, you just got here, okay.
Someone went down.
Oh, fuck me, oh...
I need a medic!
Medic down, medic down!
Medic needs a medic, please!
Medic is dead.
I repeat the medic is dead. I need somebody to get me up medic down
Please for the love of God, please
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Wait, he doesn't have a deep it. He's just got oh no. Does nobody got teeth in
My head
man this guy's also a medic let's go she's
limp it
she's right watch the final name boom
that's gonna be it and
well done well done actually use a lot more heels than I thought yes yes yes I
got you I got you yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes boom
He was doing it for the people, you know he's a hero that I got your heels. Oh, no, you're good. Oh, you're good
are good no I don't I don't want anything I live to serve I live to serve they
wouldn't need heels they were all healthy we're happy fuck yeah
I got you boom alright let's roll out of here let's roll out of here there's so
many people
dobar thank you for the carry on the on the queen
thank you
The equalizer carry.
This is how solo lobbies are? This is crazy.
No wonder everyone gets so upset when someone shoots them.
If most lobbies are like this in solos, I can fully understand why people would get upset.
Because they would enter a lobby where someone doesn't do it and they'd be like, huh, that's out of the norm
Oh, you have more bullets
I'm down to kill a rocketeer if we could pull one over
Yeah, yeah, if you see a rocketeer shoot it so it comes over I don't see any
Which is kind of weird actually
Yo, there's so many people look at me going
There's no rocketeer in sight.
Look at how many people!
Holy!
every time. Luckily nobody had triggers. If they had triggers, that would end, uh, that
would have ended horribly. Okay, well that was fun. I healed Dobar many times. I healed
BDSM Lover? I'm not sure what that is. BDSM. Let me google that.
What is BDSM? Bondage, Discipline, Dominance, and Submission.
All right. Fuck yeah. Respect. Only Friends. Cranked.
Dolla get fucked
Search history nuked I mean googling what is something won't really screw you over, you know I
Mean I knew BDSM was like something dirty, but I didn't know what it's not really that dirty at all
it's very sterile how we looking for reset we're looking good I'm just trying to give
away my stuff I gave somebody like I gave somebody like 15 purple guns earlier and then
And this last raid I was a medic so I brought all my bandages to heal people.
I didn't use as much as I thought.
I thought I used more.
That one wasn't very much fun, I'll be honest.
I didn't really have too much fun healing people.
I don't really care too much about that.
Um...
But...
I do...
I do want to give people more stuff.
So...
Do a trigger made only run no I can't even make that many
Don't expect small talk
I have 72 triggers if you want them
72 triggers.
You think you could kill the queen with 72 triggers?
Holy shit, that's insane.
One guy had 4,200 rubber ducks, Jesus.
Okay.
Um.
I don't know.
So here's my dilemma right now.
I don't want to keep playing our critters, so I want to get rid of this fast.
So here's an idea.
I fill Q, drop my stuff, leave the game.
Fill Q, drop my stuff, leave the game.
you throughout my stuff leave the game maybe
Why why leave just log off well all this stuff's getting wiped so like I have five million coins right so every single item in here doesn't matter
All like the two million or however much this is worth none of this matters
They already have five million coins, so I'm just trying to get rid of all of this shit because the shit doesn't matter to me
What are you gonna play next I actually was thinking about loading up expedition 33
I'm not kidding. I downloaded it and everything. I'm like super hyped with how like
Like, everyone just like, it's so horny for this game.
And like, it's making me horny, you know?
Like, I'm actually super excited.
It's good for RPG noobs you like it I think.
What the hell?
What?
Why'd you have to say that in a way that insulted me too, what the fuck?
Alright, we're gonna go...
Like I said, I want to give my stuff away so we're gonna go where I want to speed this up.
I guess there's no point of repairing if someone kills me.
Or maybe they won't kill me?
I'm going to go Stella with this, I'm going to go solo queue Stella and we're just going
to, we're going to speed this process up because I was going to, I was going to milk it over
the course of the day but I'm going to kind of board of like slowly trickling loot out
so I'm just going to start dumping it, I'm just going to fucking spam dumping somewhere.
Um, I don't know where I'm gonna dump it, but I'm gonna dump it somewhere, maybe at an extract?
Or maybe just walk around like I'm a loot piñata?
I don't fucking know.
Until someone kills me.
drop the purist shredder
I hope they change the sensitivity stuff, man.
If I go up that way, I die, if I go this way, I need to fight, I need to fight with somebody.
Wait, what if I just hit this extract?
Wait, wait, that's a great idea.
Someone's going to come.
Hello, I'm here to bring you goodies.
Anybody?
Disable mouse moving in the game files?
No, it's not that.
It has the Unreal Engine 5 bug where your game is going to change its activity randomly.
That's why sensitivity, when people ask me, my arc-arc-radar sensitivity, I just don't
even answer, because it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter if it's 20, if it's 50, if it's 100, your sensitivity is gonna be
different like almost every game.
Hello?
Is anyone out there?
Hello?
Hello!
Hello?
Really? Me hitting ATTRACK didn't call anybody?
Literally called nobody? Nobody at all?
I thought that would really work. I genuinely thought that one would work.
down there, down there. Something's happening. Hello? I have goodies for people. I swear it's
It's not like a weird thing. I actually got goodies.
Anyone here want goodies?
Does anyone here want goodies?
Malice, hello, where are you?
Malice?
Hello?
Someone talked.
Someone's next to me. I just don't know where. Maybe they're atrium. Let's see. Oh. Oh. I'm
so gonna die. And then I don't want to die because that means if they kill me, they're
gonna get the loot but destroyed. I don't want it to be destroyed because then it's
like worthless. Because when you kill somebody you destroy their whole
equipment or like you lower it. No way are they down in the seed vault? I'll
fuck it too late now. We're gonna go loading.
Hello, I come bearing gifts, is anyone out there?
Ho, ho, ho!
Oh, hello!
Something blew up.
Anyone can hear me.
I have goodies for you.
Ho?
I'm not calling you a ho, I just meant like Christmas ho.
Hello?
Anyone can hear me.
Come to the- that guy's coming to kill me, I think.
That guy's coming to murder.
That whoever's are shooting is coming to kill friendly oh oh that guy's not nice
oh I don't want I don't want to I don't want to give it to someone who's not
nice I don't want to I don't want a naughty person to get my loot I want a
nice person to get my loot.
We're in a loop.
He's yelling help, but I think it's a trap.
I think he's the naughty one.
I think it's the naughty one.
I think he's being naughty.
I think he's baiting me.
But I can't.
Someone's in distress.
I need to help him.
Hello?
Do you need help?
Where are you?
What happened to you?
I'm looking, I'm looking, where are you? Keep talking, keep talking!
Oh fuck.
No, you're gonna make it, sir!
Oh fuck, he's not gonna make it, he's not gonna make it.
The guy that killed him, the naughty guy, is right on his ass.
Oh, are you still-
He's dead.
The naughty guy's right over here.
I don't want to give the naughty guy the goodies.
I want to give it to another guy.
Shoot.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Everyone's really naughty right now.
Okay.
I'm trying not to talk, so I don't want the guy to find me.
I want to talk after I get to another spot.
Maybe there's going to be nice people over here.
Is this extract open?
It is.
Good.
Oh
Me me where are you where are you?
I don't even know where you guys are. Where are you guys? Where are you guys talking from?
Here come down the zipline
Come down the zipline, okay, I'll come up the zipline fuck it
I'm hold on I'm coming. I'm
Is there a bad guy?
Who's shooting who's shooting?
Where are you guys?
Oh, you're on the third floor.
I'm over here. You see me down here? I'm behind you guys down here.
I got some goodies. I got some goodies. I got some goodies.
Come, come, come down. Come down. Careful, careful, careful.
We've got to get away from this guy though.
Come come come come come come come come come come come come come come.
Here here.
I got goodies.
Look look look look.
One goodie.
Two goodie.
Three goodie.
Four goodie.
Five goodie.
Six goodie.
More goodies.
Bandages bandages goodies.
Another one.
More goodies.
Goodies goodies.
No no no let's get out of here man.
take the goodies take the goodies I mean you don't then do as much pay you guys
grab most of it it's fine I dropped all the goodies we're good we're good let's
get out of here I got you did you take all of it be honest did you take
everything other stuff well I spread it out to some of these guys spread the
spread the wealth a little bit spread it out
Yeah, spread out something that low.
Nah. It's a skill point. It's literally nah.
I do cares. You're totally chillin'.
No. No. You will not be mine at all.
Appreciate that. Thank you. Oh, that guy's coming.
Whoa, relax, relax!
Who's that guy I think he is?
So, one of those people were the killer.
I don't know which one, but one of them were the killer, for sure.
Somebody was the killer in that group.
Maybe it was the last guy that showed up.
Alright, let's drop more shit.
Repair, repair.
Just change your pulling rate under 200 and your sense will not change ever again.
I tried it.
Dude, do you know how bad 200 pulling rate is?
No shots.
I would rather by sensitivity fluctuate and like be inconsistent than deal with 200
pulling rate.
That 200 pulling rate feels awful.
Why this queue is so long, dude?
Like, shouldn't they just be instant, I'm confused.
Now, the bug also happens at a thousand polling, right?
It's just an Unreal Engine 5 bug. It's literally all it is. It's an Unreal Engine 5 bug that no one has solved for some reason.
I wish Epic would just solve it for everybody, but I heard from a couple devs that mouse sensitivity in video games is extremely difficult.
Like it's like rocket science.
At least in Unreal Engine. They said it's extremely difficult.
All right, let's see. Let's see who else gets my goodies. Oh, another fresh raid. Oh,
this is perfect. Where the first guy I see over there is going to get all my goodies.
First guy I see. Whoever the first guy is, he's going to get everything. All my goodies.
them hey sir I come bearing gifts don't
hey don't hey you could trust me you
trust me oh no not you I thought about
the red guy but the red guy ran away
okay nice I got him for you I got him
for you you're fine he's dead I got him
I got him for you. Hey cowboy hat. Where are you?
Here cowboy hat come to me
What's up, Booker?
Cowboy hat follow my voice who's who's talking
Now you shot first man
Hello friend hello
No, I yeah, what's up, man? I was trying to communicate with you Booker, and then you just started shooting
Silas are you doing the expedition friend?
Yes, or do you have you already got your five mil are you very happy healthy?
Almost four mil okay, oh red man's up. Oh nice
Where am I at what?
Oh, money. Oh, I'm good. I'm happy. I'm healthy. I'm actually here to give people stuff that needs stuff.
You need stuff?
No, no, I'm here to give you. You said you're at 4 mil, right? Do you need stuff too?
You all three do you need stuff Booker? I know you shot first and everything
Okay, you don't need anything. Okay here here here. I'm gonna give you here here here. You take this you take this you take this
Take all that. Take all that. Okay. Now cowboy hat? Come here cowboy hat? Cowboy hat? Take this.
Alright. Okay. Okay, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here.
Get out of here. Get out of here. Take the stuff on the rod before it closes. Get out of here, man. Get out of here.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry for shooting you. I thought you were mean.
well now I don't have any more stuff to give I kind of give them everything so
damn you're loaded okay yeah you too all right well now what I should have left
with them to be honest I'm trying to get rid of my stash quickly
Give them the gear on your back.
Um, I guess I could die to someone.
Hello?
Do you need help?
What's happening in here gentlemen?
Are we cool?
Are we good?
What's going on?
Holy shit.
Whoa, whoa, someone's blasting.
Who's blasting?
who's blasting who's blasting who's blasting who should yo be nice it's
Christmas it's Christmas he's white be in there he's up to the right to the
right one HP to the right he's so low nice what a big bully it's Christmas
man come on
Okay, this guy didn't have anything so I'd get out of there they got triggers
Who we are you good strider what's happening?
Yeah, who's throwing triggers out there man, it's Christmas come on bro
Oh, it's Christmas, man.
Come here. Come here.
He's gonna get ya. He's gonna, you better run. He's gonna, good job. You got him. You got him. You got him. Good job.
Ah, through that guy.
You got a guitar and everything that's awesome
Kill a couple fireballs
Yeah, that guitar is really difficult to get so
Oh
That guy down there
Hey, someone's, hey, who's activating the bridge? Hello?
What's up?
Sweet moves. Oh my god, there's so many of you guys. Holy shit, where ever, where's everyone coming from?
Hello? I heard someone's voice. Hello? I heard someone speak
So that had to be Shroud, right?
Does he think it's a soundboard?
I'm confused.
Well, I have nothing left to give.
I need to go back to my stash.
Hey friend, I see you. What's up man?
What's going on?
Oh you got a kettle.
Okay, you're looking cool.
Oh did you kill this man?
What?
Did you murder this man?
Who is this guy?
Oh you respond.
Oh I see, I see, I see.
There's a lot of nice people behind me.
So we might see him in a second.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Oh, hey friend, I see you. What's up?
What's up, my man? Oh, okay, not friend.
Not cool, man.
We could add a conversation, so I'll get you up, though.
Oh, never mind.
I can't control him. He's not part of me.
Well, you're late.
You're a loot now! You're a loot now!
I don't know, I don't need it. What is he even at? Let's see, what does he do?
Oh, he's got some stuff.
You don't need any of this stuff?
Sure, you need something, right?
No, no, no, no, I don't need it though. I don't need it.
Here, I'll just pick up all the good stuff and I'll drop it to you, okay?
And then that way you don't have to loot twice.
Here I drop here. This is all the goodies. This is all the goodies
He's got like this and this and this and this and this
And this this and this and this and then the rest is junk
I mean some of that struck too, but that's all he had
actually know what man this is for you
what no it's all it's all for you it's all
for you. Merry Christmas.
I didn't know that to damage. I didn't know that to damage dude. I didn't know. I hope
I didn't just kill him dude. I have no clue that that to damage. Oh no. I hope I didn't
kill him. I thought it was just fireworks for fun. Oh no. Oh no. No. I hope dude, does
Does it do a lot of damage or just like a little bit of damage?
I really hope I didn't kill that man.
Reconnect! Wait, what?
What do you mean reconnect?
Can I get back in the raid?
I just want to say I'm sorry I didn't know the fireworks did damage I was trying to be
like really like no no no no no no I just have to make sure he was alive I had to make
sure he was good. I clicked quit not surrender that's not my bad.
Alright!
I've got at least got some bullets.
bullets what what I don't need that many hold on just 80s fine I already had 80
Okay, oh
Defebs heals bandages great lovely
Slowly but surely slowly but surely we will get it done
I can't buy fireworks, can I make fireworks?
Oh there is a blueprint for it, but I don't have it.
I only have the firecrackers, but...
My quitting arc? No, the game's wiping in 8 hours. I clicked the button to go on the expedition, right?
Window closed, you're now signed up. Yeah, so I'm good. Damn, we've lost a lot of money.
We still have a decent bit, but we're getting through it. We're getting through it.
Hello? I come bearing gifts. Hello? Hello, hello. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry
Christmas. This is for you. This is for you. That's for you. Yes, Merry Christmas, Merry
Christmas. I'm giving out candy. Well, guns to people. Who else wants guns? Anyone else
want guns I got you just be careful out there though there's some mean people
yeah there's some big bullies although I am armed I am armed so if someone
shoots back I will be I will shoot back I will yes is anyone out there
hello I come bearing gifts why is my stamina bugged I might not regenerate
Samina. Hello! Oh, it's because I'm so, I have so much stuff. Anyone out here? I come
very gifts
well they're definitely here somewhere
hello
holy shit I'm so slow
Hello? Someone's back there.
Hello?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're cool, man, we're cool!
I know you're in kill mode right now,
but we are cool, okay? I promise you.
It's Christmas, man.
It's Christmas, it's Christmas.
Uh-oh, they're fighting each other.
Are we cool or not?
Yeah, they are.
No, that's not me.
Who killed you man?
Where is he?
He's up here.
Hey, it's Christmas!
It's Christmas man!
Who's shooting me in the back? It's Christmas man!
He's low, he's low.
Hey man, it's Christmas!
I got him, I got him, I got him.
Sir, the guy that went down, come here.
Here take this take this arm yourself arm yourself
It's Christmas man. It's Christmas. Why are we all shooting for?
Take it easy
Who's shooting over here?
You shot us in the back man
you shot us at the back I know you didn't know though so we're cool we're
cool don't worry we're cool I can't hear what you're saying hold on come here the
bad guy's dead he's we handled him we handled him
I got a goodies for you hold on I know you didn't mean to do that I know you didn't
mean to do that so I got goodies here oh there's two of you guys here here take these goodies
Both here take take take that take
Okay, mr. Booty hat you didn't get anything here take this mr. Booty hat take this
Okay, I'm getting to you man. Here you go take that
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Yeah, I do have a shield. I got you. I got you.
Is this you?
I'm hitting you. I'm hitting you.
Well, done.
I gotta find some more people that give...
I got a little bit more stuff for somebody.
I gotta find someone nice.
But if they're not nice, we kill them, okay?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You got it? You got it? Yeah, you just, you just add an angle. See? There you go. Okay.
If you guys do want to leave though, we can leave as well. I'm fine with that as well.
It's right down here. Maybe there'll be someone down here. Is anyone down here? Hello?
We're at the Metro. We are at the Metro.
You good? Brother Joseph? Yeah, he gets it. Here come on down brother Joseph.
Oh, they're in hell up there.
Are you guys good?
Oh, no, we gotta save them.
Are you guys okay?
Are you good?
Wait, we're behind you, Mr. Tramman.
Hey, do you not see it?
Hello?
I come bearing gifts. This is for you.
Oh, that's okay. You know what? I'm not going to find anyone else. Who else needs stuff?
Does anyone else need anything else?
Someone left with the train.
What the hell, man? What the hell?
Yeah, do you need stuff?
Here.
Here you go.
Oh.
That guy's got, that guy's got fast fingers.
Trigger!
Oh.
Who is ruining the
spirit of Christmas?
Who is it?
Who, who did it?
Oh, it's you, huh?
The guy in blue.
Well done, well done.
time. Knock them out. Yeah, it's Christmas. Why don't you do that? Everybody on the train.
On the train. Happy holidays, happy holidays. We gotta go, man. We're gonna bleed out. I'm
I'm sorry.
I can't blew us all up.
It was the guy I was talking to too.
I said, brother Joshua, come on.
He threw two triggers and killed all of us.
Oh, minus one, I guess.
That was a good ending, actually.
That was funny.
So bad news is I'm running out of purple guns to give people.
Um, yeah, it's not good.
Uh, I don't really have much left.
Like I have all this stuff, which is cool, I guess, but I don't have, I'm running out
of guns.
I can't make any, there's no way.
You need magnetic accelerators, magnetic accelerators, ooh.
We're back.
All right.
We got a little bit more stuff to give.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Honestly, screw it.
I mean, that's the last of my guns, that's the last of my guns, finally.
That dude streaming right now?
No way, I gotta see his perspective, what was his name?
I gotta see that guy's perspective, that is hilarious.
Um, brother Joseph?
What was his name?
That was holy, I'm glad he did that, actually.
I'm glad he did that.
There's got to be a little chaos sometimes, you know?
Where's his name?
Oh, this guy, Brother Josh.
I want to see if he had a perspective of that.
Brother Josh?
Oh, he's live.
Oh my God.
He's already got five bill, dude.
I'm just waiting for the game to wipe, you know?
Seven hours, though.
I don't know what happens after those seven hours.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah
Yo, Merry Christmas shroud Merry Christmas, I love you. I'm sorry. It was worth I
It was worth man, I'm just a cripple. I'm a clanker guys leave me alone
That's okay. It was worth good content. Yo, I love you. Thank you, man
You have even better content, bro. I've been watching you for forever
Every
Is there a bot of him throwing that I want to see what his like, oh no
He doesn't have a bond dammit
I want to know what I wanted to know what his decision-making was to decide to blow everybody up
It's always fun when you hear the inner turmoil of of thoughts when you're thinking about blowing people up
All right, well we're almost done
I mean like I have some scraps and some bandages and stuff to give people but like that's it
We're wrapping up
You don't think you just hooked up stream snipers it doesn't matter
better. You know.
This is the last of my guns. I mean I could give them a bunch of grey guns, but like,
It really cares.
Gamo? That's fine.
They're sniping because of the Christmas spirit.
Yes, yes.
Christmas.
I didn't donate shit. 150 guns.
Not letting my juice out into the void.
What the hell?
Let the people have your guns
He's publishing the bot for you. Yes, I get to see the perspective www
I love this map dude. I I hope one day they finally fix being able to glitch in walls
Oh, someone's dead already?
What?
Someone should be running up this hallway right here, maybe.
Right here?
Hey, nothing's spotted here.
Wait, that's a good tell.
Hello?
Is anyone there?
I come bearing gifts.
I am not.
I'm not hostile I swear.
Oh god I can't run.
Oh shit.
Ah shit.
Also the problem isn't it?
Dude they're fighting up there, they're brawling.
Oh shit, they're like up there, up there.
Dude, not having any stamina is really rough.
Hey, are we cool?
Hello?
Are we cool?
Hello?
Hello, is anyone out there?
Any nice people?
Anyone nice out there?
Why is it always so quiet wherever I am?
you know oh I get am I getting stamina now oh no I'm so overweight holy shit
how did I even get salmon on the first place hello
hello
All right, we're gonna do the classic hit the extract and somebody will come
Actually
Oh, hey, man, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, stop, come here and get, I come here and get.
There's goodies up there, there's goodies up there for you, I know you're a baddie,
but there's goodies, do you see them on the ground?
I mean, you know harm, you see them on the ground.
You see the goodies on the ground, I come here and get.
No, I got you, where is he, where is he, where is he?
I got you friend yeah yeah heal up heal up heal up hey back up
heal up heal up heal up need loot I dropped all the stuff for someone I know
you shot me but you seem like a nice guy
yeah take all that take all that yeah take it all yeah yeah yeah yeah there's even more down here if
If you want it, all this could be for you.
Yeah, and then I panic, and then I,
yeah, and then I panic drop a bunch of stuff over here.
I got more though, if you want more.
Or if you're full?
No, that's more than that.
Okay.
I'm doing that.
Okay, okay, get out of here, man.
Get out of here.
I still got some more stuff to give.
Get out of here.
Good luck.
Good luck, sir.
God bless.
Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays.
Stay safe.
He said this looks like RMT and he's just as he said that he's still picking it up.
He's like wait this looks like RMT.
Well, I still have some gifts to give, you know, it's not as great as what I just gave
to that guy that guy got the fucking juice he got all the all the good stuff
hello is anyone here
hello i hear you sir i mean you no harm oh fuck oh shit
it. Whoa! I thought I come and mean you no harm, man! Oh, I meant no harm to anyone here.
No harm. Next time if I was about to stalk it, maybe you talk back, you know? Uh-oh.
Oh boy.
Ouchies.
Why is it- why is it doing this?
What's happening?
What?
What has the shredder ever done that?
They got a big bully over here.
He's killing everybody.
What happened to the Christmas spirit, huh?
What are you doing back there knocking everybody out?
The Christmas spirit.
He's on the back right, by the way.
He's on the back right.
right out there he's getting flanked and he good Samaritans out there with a
the defib I would greatly appreciate it
third floor
oh shoot
Merry Christmas! I'm dead.
Alright.
We got some more goodies to give, but not much.
We have like, some bandages.
It's pretty much it, to be honest.
We kind of just have some bandages that
it's like the only thing people would really, damn, I've put a big dent in my sash.
This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good.
Alright, this will be the last raid, I think, and then I'll be out of stuff fully.
Out of ammo again? Biggie.
Thanks for your coin.
There we go again. You got good taste there.
Bring some Snap Hooks.
Here, we'll bring some Snap Hooks in my ass.
I got a fashion model, you know?
just in case I die, I guess, I don't know.
Uh, uh...
Jesus Christ, this is going to take forever. Oh my God.
Well, alright.
I guess, I guess I come bearing...
bandages?
I
Shit okay, you know all good
Our brother Josh put his thing up. Oh, check it
He put his bottom I want to see what he did
I want to see what his what his thinking was when he blew everybody up. Oh, it's up. It's up
Okay, so this guy blew us up earlier, and it was hilarious.
Was it here? Is this the same spot?
Was it here?
Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.
He was rolling with us the whole time, I thought he came out of nowhere.
He was just acting like he was part of the squad, and then he blew us all up.
He didn't even say anything.
He just said, you know what?
In his head, he's like, alright, it's time.
that's funny
Worth! Worth! That's funny.
Alright, um...
The three flares going up at the same time looked so cool from his perspective.
What can I be bandaged as I have?
Holy shit.
Hey man.
What's up?
Are we cool?
Okay.
All right, that guy does not have a microphone.
That's fine.
Hello!
Anyone here?
I come bearing gifts.
Anyone here? I come bearing gifts.
Holy shit, there's a shredder. That's terrifying.
Holy, dude, what? You can just do that?
No way you can climb up the walls, right?
There's someone back here. I heard him.
Hello to the person back here. Do you hear me?
Okay, why is everyone, why is everyone using fucking, wait, no one's using their microphone.
Hello?
I come bearing health, hello?
Hello, sir.
All right.
Why does nobody have microphones? They don't have a microphone. Is anyone here?
There?
All right, guess we'll go somewhere else. Nobody's got microphones here.
What the f-
Someone got a Jupiter?
Who's got a Jupiter here?
Oh shit, are you up there?
What's up my friend? Are you been killing everybody?
That's cool as shit. Listen, that's really cool whatever you're doing up there with your Jupiter.
I don't fully know where he is, but I know he's up there.
Is there a way to get in the wall or something up there or is he on the rafters?
I don't see him, but I know he's up there.
Look at the zip.
That's on purpose, for sure.
Well, let me go back up from the side.
I know I have Snap Oaks.
Where is he?
Hello?
Is anyone out here?
I'm confused.
I heard the gunshot and I don't know where he is.
Could he be up here?
All people are fighting, people are bullies.
Big bullies.
Oh, snap.
People are big bullies.
I don't see shit.
I'm so confused.
I know for a fact I heard of Jupiter and there's a weird zipline going up here like
someone would be up here but there's no here
hear that
what if they're you know what what if they're glitched oh my god what if
they're glitched in the lobby wall
oh
Where is he?
It's not where he is, he's not in this tube.
Q-Goth, sir, where are you?
Oh, I know you're not in the tube, but where...
But like where where are you actually though?
Yeah, what's up, man? I'm trying to figure out what this guy is this is a cool light
Is a cool spot and I have no clue where he is
No, he's not in this thing. He's not he's not he's somewhere else. I don't know where
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, he's up there, I see.
I see.
Oh my god, you're all the way up there?
Holy shit.
That's cool as fuck.
What's up man?
Does someone say my name?
Hello?
Hi.
Hello.
Hi! Hello!
So he's right, he's up here, he's on this thing.
How the hell can I get up there though?
I have, how did he even get up there?
Dude, I don't know how you got up there, but that's a really cool spot.
Not gonna lie!
Pretty cool!
He's not coming down.
My man's got a Jupiter up there, and he chilling.
If I just take the zipline, I'm dead.
Like, hello?
A referral?
If I take the zipline, I'm dead.
Simply put.
Yeah, I'm over here by the way.
Right next to you now.
Hello.
Sir!
That's a crazy spot to get up there. Absolutely crazy. That's insane. Being up in this. Miss
me miss me now you gotta get me yeah you know yeah you know yeah that Jupiter's
really doesn't fucking sweet spot dude no no no I just want to know how you got
up there oh did you get up there by a zipline plus snap hook is that is that
cook that's the cook for sure holy shit this guy's throwing days at you that's
not me in case you're wondering
hold on I'm gonna hope you don't shoot me okay I want to see this please don't
should be. You go here? What the fuck?
What?
I'm so gonna fall and hurt myself here.
Hey, this?
What the fuck do you do now?
You snap hook from here, I assume, right?
I just get on top of the two guys and put a big line to make people think that's how I got up in the big ride up and then like,
and then you're in a good position, honestly.
I know it was a big job around here.
You know, it's like super mobile. I'm not even gonna be able to do that.
We thought it was the one with the two of you.
Alright.
Hold on.
Damn!
Oh yeah.
Oh my...
No, I've never seen this. This is crazy.
What?
That's crazy. So they fully want you to go up here. That's crazy.
Yeah, they made them. Look at it. Perfect.
That is true. You go on both sides, too. Damn.
Yeah, that looks a little shittier to run in. I think he's probably going to make me bossy public.
Yeah, it's a little tight.
And then, wait, it's a funner spot.
I'm assuming he doesn't care about the loot. You don't care about the loot. You're just killing people for the fun of it, right?
Yeah, I was in an elevator when I gave that to 10 people in here.
That's fucking hilarious.
There's a backpack spot.
That is...
Do you guys want to give it or do you like give it for others?
No, I'm actually here giving away all my loot.
So I was going to give people loot.
But it seems like you killed them all, so...
Oh, yeah.
Did those guys have any good stuff on them?
Oh, I don't know. I was scared.
I was scared of getting shot at.
There's a poor guy standing between you.
Oh, right.
Yeah, that's a good silly guy.
It's a silly, silly goober.
Hey, listen, I'm going to go try to find someone that's poor and give them stuff.
And I'll see if these guys have anything to give.
We're still right here.
Yeah.
I see it now.
I'm pretty happy with the bottle.
Yeah, he was going to give it to me.
I'll be right back.
These guys had nothing. You killed...
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're trying to get to 5 mil? Oh, shit.
I'm also employed yeah it's it's tough tough playing this game have a job right
Fuck
Hey, I have three I was gonna give them all the way away. That was my plan
But I feel like there's nobody left to give it away to
You think so? Hello is anyone here?
Hello! Hopefully no one's glitching in the walls. Hello!
What?
Are you good?
Hello!
Anyone on the third floor? We need no harm.
I don't think there's anybody left. I'll be honest boys
Nice meeting you as well. Are you are you leaving?
Wait, how much money did you say you need
Is your inventory full right now
Okay, I mean it's the greatest money because I gave away all my good stuff, but I still have some stuff
Yeah, I'll give you what I got
I ran out of all my guns so I brought you could take these snapbooks you could take these bandages
There's 6k a pop which isn't great but that's kind of all I had to be honest I gave away
the rest of my stuff.
I've been doing this for hours so take all those, sell it, whatever, do what you gotta
do with it.
Are you going to the fire zone right now?
Yeah, yeah I'm just trying to sell or just give away everything so I'm just going
to the void.
This kettle should be worth a lot.
uh yeah here take this take my gun so it's got some decent attachments
w
wait for him hold on wait for him don't close it yet hold on oh jeez okay we're coming in
i took the rest of them you're okay yeah no problem sorry i couldn't give more but
Let's close it up.
So Stella items are dropping are probably better?
Nah, they're not.
Not if he had more.
Not if he had more than one.
I mean the only way he will sell items would be worth more is if he had more than one,
but he only had one stack which is about the same for a purple and a blue.
Use 3k from Stella and a purple 6k from Stella.
Accept the exit's modules, I guess.
Yeah, these are like six, these are three,
and then obviously the exit's modules are less.
And then these are 6k a stack, which isn't great,
but like, it's probably better than what he had, you know.
Um, Vita shots are 6.6k a stack. Surge protectors are 6k, it's just not, the problem with the
stuff is it's not like great, but better than nothing, I guess.
This is probably my last haul of stuff.
Sort by value, true.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, we'll do one more haul then. We'll give this away and then we'll do one more haul and then I'm pretty much out of shit at that point.
Well, snap hooks I gave that guy were not worth shit.
They're all broken or such, but.
How long until the wipe?
Like seven hours or something.
I'm just trying to get off the game because obviously there's nothing to play for right
now we're all waiting for the wipe so I'm just dropping all my shit and then I'll play the
wipe tomorrow and then finally we get to loot again because looting in this game is peaked dude,
I can't wait.
Hello!
I know everyone's on high alert right now, but I am I'm here and I come bearing gifts.
Oh goodness.
I don't know what's happening down there.
Hello?
Are you guys okay?
Oh, they don't sound like they're okay.
like they need help.
Hello, is someone here?
Someone need my help?
I got meds.
I got a lot of meds for people.
I'm filled with meds.
I will fill your holes with my meds.
Anybody at all?
I said I will fill your hole with my meds.
My medicine?
I have plenty of meds for anyone that needs them.
air guys i'm coming up i'll resolve this fight between you two i'm coming up
don't stress it
not a big deal
i'll be the mediator here okay
we can stop fighting
we could all go our separate ways
where's the other guy
there are a man
You guys fighting each other or not?
No
I see
Let me heal you. Let me heal you. You too
I got you
300,000 away from my client, so I'm just trying to get a free amount of rent.
Oh, shit. You're close.
Wait, are you full right now? You look like you're full. Or are you free, so you probably can't hold much.
Oh, yeah. I'm just keeping mother for you. I'm grabbing everything you.
I'm grabbing fucking plastic stuff and everything.
Well listen, come with me. Hold on, I got some stuff for you. Come, come, come.
It ain't much, but it'll help you get closer. It'll help you get closer, okay?
Okay. Here. These, take all these beta shots.
Oh, what the fuck? Okay, I'll drop this, and I'll drop this.
Oh, fuck, the door is half-nosed.
It'll actually get you pretty close so we can get you out.
i know you can't hold much but just drop it all
you think you've been
i'm just dropping in some meds that's all i got left
here
each fetish i was like sixty six hundred each stack select
strapped it
They chucked us like trees.
They can drop one more.
Take care of that.
Here, take that.
OK, you need some, too.
Here, you take some as well.
Here, take some of this shirt.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Dude, you're the fucking man.
Let's get out of here.
Take that shirt.
Just get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, jump down the slider.
Get out of here.
Oh my god, that basher.
We're going out of the metro, friend.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, we got to get you closer, man.
Hopefully, I don't know how much that is,
but I know each stack was 6,600, so...
I don't know, hopefully it gets you closer.
Fuck yeah.
I wish I had more to give, but that's the that's the tail end of my inventory.
I'm dumping it all.
Yeah, GG's GG's good luck with the with the rest of your cash
All right, well shit, we don't have much left that's it I
Want to see my history and how much I've lost each raid
I want to see hold on because it's it's calculates that right so if I go to raider
projects or no radar codex player stats minus 100k minus 98k minus 238k minus
228k minus 291k minus 207k minus 279k
minus 163k minus 97k oh this is real range right here is this I started today
Damn, so I think this is the beginning of me giving away my stuff. Oh, this was the cheater game
This is where it started. It started here where I gave away a couple tempests with random lobbies gave that away
And then I don't know what happened here. I
Gave more stuff away, but I guess I made money and then I gave some stuff away here
Nice
So how low are we now are we are we a decent bit lower what are we at projects?
Nice look at that. We have cut so much money
We have lost like over two mil so far that's good good. I mean this will probably be the last haul
You know
This is 16.5 K. This is 13 K 10 K 10 K 10 K 9 K 8.7 8.7 8.7 8.7 8.7 8.7 8.7
And then, 8.7, that's it, like, sell that, sell that, that's going to be it, that'll be the run.
I'm still reset um seven hours this might be my last run of giveaways because like the
rest of the stuff doesn't really matter right like a 6k gun like 6600 like it's kind of
done. The rest of the shit just really doesn't matter.
Tempest already did
Remove a stack of ammo for take another gun fine I
Can remove these white meds and then take more of you the shots and then I could sell these Jolt
No, it's nothing goes in there
you're doing my job what's up Santa Claus holy shit long time no see what's
up what is up
is the tempest craft profitable no no craft in this game is profitable I'm
I'm pretty sure they're up.
Well, no, there's one, actually.
The energy clip is profitable, I believe, right?
Making these, this is profitable.
This is how I made most of my money.
Like, I needed to make three mil in one day,
and I made that in one day because of this.
It's just batteries and advanced power cells.
You just kill like a bastion or two,
Loot a couple batteries and boom fucking a mill. It was so easy. This was so easy
If you need to make money, that's that's the way
All right, let's give away some more stuff shall we
Let's give away some more stuff
Don't you guys hate it when you go take a piss?
When you go take a piss and fucking the second you whip your shit out and you start the
stream it just goes like wide right or wide left and just piss all over the
floor. I hate that shit. Hello? Anyone here?
Hello?
You good down there, friends?
We got a microphone down there, friend.
Oh, sir.
Do you have a microphone or no?
No microphone.
Oh man.
That's okay.
Are you on console?
Ah, I see, I see.
Oh, there's someone across from us.
Hey!
Hey, person over there!
Hello?
Person, I see you up there.
We're friends.
Hey, don't worry.
Hello.
This man behind me is on console.
He has no microphone.
What's up, man?
It's great to meet you, man.
Are you on a free kid as well?
Yes, sir, of course.
Are you guys trying to make money for the expedition?
Hey, don't shoot.
There's a bunch of people.
Hello.
Don't shoot.
Hey, guys.
Hey, everyone's friend there.
What's up?
Oh, there's so many people hello
Yeah, we're cool we're in the metro man. We're chilling
Yeah, we're all hanging out. Oh my god, there's so many people
No, we're in the metro man, we're in the metro you are not blinds
Is anyone here need money for the expedition?
You need money?
Hey man.
You put that thing down, you're freaking me out with that.
Oh, they're fighting.
Alright, I'm going to call the Metro, okay.
Guys, we're down to the Metro.
I just want you to know.
Metro at the bottom.
Yeah, we're in the Metro, man.
Okay, which one of you needed the, which one, which one of you needed money?
You need, you need money?
Okay, here, this guy needs money, here, I'm going to drop you some money.
Take some of that.
This is all good money.
Yeah, yeah, do you need money Gabe?
Here, here Gabe, here, take this, take this.
No, no, no, I don't need anything.
Here, wait, you need more money here.
Yeah, I'll give you more money too.
Yeah, here take the money.
Oh, money.
Hey, one more money.
Here, take that money too.
All right, I got 30 more thousands.
He wants 30 more thousand.
You want 30 more thousand?
Here's 10,000.
Here's—
Oh, grenades!
They stuck me!
Get over here, motherfucker.
You think you could leave after that?
Huh?
Get the heck out of here.
OK, there's not much out.
Here's $8,700.
Here's $7,500.
Here's like $6,000.
Here's $6,600.
Here's $6,600 more hundred.
Here's $6,000.
I mean, there's not much left.
There's a little bit of my gun.
I don't know, some trigger nades, some d-fibs.
Yeah, you can take my closure, take my shields.
There you go.
Boom.
You shri-
Triggers, I dropped them for him!
Oh, shit!
I gave it to the enemy.
I apologize.
Hit the button, friends!
["Morning March"]
What have I done?
God, I hope someone hit the button.
I gave- why did I think to give them the triggers?
Am I stupid?
How could you not expect that?
I thought everybody was being nice!
I hope they made it out.
Alright, last one, last one, actually, because I don't need this stuff.
Last one, last one, last one.
sorted by value. So actual last one. This is my actual last one, and then that's it.
I mean, the rest of the stuff actually doesn't matter at that point, right? 4,500, 4,500,
forty five hundred
trust is covering my laws exist
but i gave them the tools
to kill everybody there
i didn't think they would do that
I didn't think they would do that. That's hilarious.
Luckily, as I was hitting the button, I think somebody else was hitting it on the other side.
That guy didn't have enough time to kill everybody.
Alright, I'm gonna go just die to somebody with the rest of my stuff.
Hey! I come bearing gifts!
Hey!
Hey man, I come bearing gifts!
Sorry, did I scare you?
Yeah, it's really fucking weird.
Yeah, sorry about that.
You know-
Do you have any loot on you?
Yeah, no, I just told me that.
All right here loot my body
Okay now we're good now we're at like what fifty
maybe? Yeah. 5.4. That's fine. 258 inventory value, 5.1 raider coins. I mean, the rest
of the stuff is just too much work to... The rest of the stuff is just too much work to
get rid of. It's gonna take forever. Just each raid. You proud to say Merry Christmas?
Well, did you?
Sell the rest?
Can I just leave it? It's gonna go into the void anyway.
Tiny Turb, I think it was a gifted sell, bro.
Thank you, sir.
Sell for fun? That doesn't make any sense.
I mean, what do you mean? Yeah, it's just all gonna disappear anyway.
I'm trying to get off the game.
I'm trying to give away all my stuff.
That took a lot longer to do than I thought but I kind of at the beginning I kind of just like was
So that what happened over the course of the day
is at the beginning here
Which was
Where was the beginning this one
This one I gave a couple tempest and I was just filling I was filling and giving people tempest and I gave more tempest here
and gave more tempests here.
And at Spaceport, I was a medic, and then I gave,
I think, a little bit more tempests here.
And then I tried Bluegate, oh yeah, Bluegate.
This was when I filled one chest with like eight purples,
and then I escorted the guy out that took it.
27K, I don't really remember the space.
Oh, this might have been the medic one.
I went to Spaceport twice.
Wonder why.
Minus 291, 220, 238, and then this is where I just started getting lazy in Stella, and I just started filling my whole inventory and just dropping it.
Look how fast I got rid of the money once I got lazy, because here, down here I was just kind of like chilling, and then when I said fuck it, minus 163, minus 279, minus 207, minus 291, minus 228, minus 238, minus 100, minus 100, 227, 273, that's it, I mean, that's wraps.
Now we wait till white.
I'm going to be honest, I actually want to play Expedition.
Like I said, people have been...
I've been wanting to play it because I said I would play it once at one, and it won,
and I just... I can't stop thinking about it.
I just want to play the game so badly.
Um...
So I think it's time.
I downloaded it and everything.
I got it's a word taken away. Well not from the game or it's just from like the indie awards or whatever
Did you ever play astro bot? No, I feel like I should play astro bot though. That's like the one game. I should play
Because like that game that game was such a meme such a troll to win
But maybe it was incredible. Maybe it actually wasn't troll. Maybe like maybe it was insane
Yeah.
I can't wait for the Arc Raiders White to just restart like like I said my favorite part about Arc Raiders is looting
No fighting nothing. I just love loot. I just love looting items and extraction games. It's so fun like Tarkov
I've hated Tarkov PvP hated it the looting shit. Oh, so fun
So fucking fun
Anyway, I think it's time. It's time to find the final game. I hope I like it how do I hope I like it?
.
I don't use a console or whatever stick, thumbs, all right, a controller, I just, yeah, whatever.
I downloaded Expedition 33 and I also downloaded Dispatch because everyone, like all of you guys
Some chat said this batch is amazing, and then all my friends said this batch is amazing,
so I bought it.
Hannah, can you change my title and stuff on YouTube?
Grab a controller and kick back.
No.
Excuse you, no.
This batch is amazing, and everyone keeps saying the game is really good.
I like superheroes and it's a superhero game right? Like you're dispatching superheroes,
like that's the whole premise of the game, so. I look forward to that one actually.
I love how even the main menu said, this is best played, best played with a controller.
I just don't know, dude. I don't know how to hold a controller, you know, like my thumbs and my fingers.
My fingers just don't... they don't know.
Turn this down a little bit.
Shit.
Uh...
Controller, I don't use that.
I probably have to turn this sensitivity down, I'm guessing.
shake I mean probably right automatic QTE
Story, narrative, less combat, enemies deal low damage, parries and dodge are easier, expeditioner
intended difficulty, expert, hard difficulty, deal great damage, mastering dodge with parries
is required, recommend it for a player who enjoys difficult games with real time mechanics.
What's the best way of playing this game?
expeditioner or expert
expert
Why did you not save my settings earlier? Hold on. I don't think it's even I don't think I had to fly
I was like, why is my game so loud?
Uh, is that all I changed?
I think it's about the sensitivity.
I'm not a big Pokemon guy, so, um, we'll see how this goes.
But I was a big Pokemon guy when I was a kid, so I haven't played a Pokemon game in a very
long time.
So this is going to be interesting.
Dude, it's not Pokemon... sorry, I don't know what the software is called, the, uh, whatever.
fantasy. JRPG, thank you. Sorry, I forgot the genre name was called JRPG. Thank you, thank
you, thank you. I've only ever played one JRPG in my life and it was called Enchanted
arms and besides Pokemon I guess, if that counts.
I
Love that
This Charlie Cox their devil
He said the name of the game, I heard it.
What the flower? Or so far?
Oh, dark. Sophie would approve.
Hey, you said it, not me.
The others are waiting for you. You're supposed to be helping with the festival.
With what? Putting up three tables?
No manage.
Ah, you underestimate Lumiere's enthusiasm for the expedition.
That's at least five tables.
Marvelous.
Have you tried throwing with your other arm instead, if you could hit the painters directly?
That would actually be useful.
You know, hobbies don't always have to be useful.
I'm enjoying the uselessness of today and readying my usefulness for tomorrow.
And soon we get to do a lot more than throw rocks.
That's what all the other expeditions look like.
Hey, you know, you know they gave their lives to make a trail for us, right?
You still got a flower to give
Yes, yes
Just
I'm not sure how to start this rubberbed after four years of pocket. I guess looks like a never come on
I don't know, something's about to set, so... be direct.
Hey, Soph, in a while, could we...?
Oh, God.
Oh, goodness, okay, hold on.
Oh, goodness indeed.
this indeed. Hold on. Make that one. Make everything one. Start there. Let's go to Graphics.
Put this on QWAL. Did not expect this game to run like this.
Framejump's fine. It probably needs framejump. Honestly, 4x there. I mean, you probably...
doesn't matter. I'm sure.
There we go. W framed in.
I'm getting the feel for the movement, you know what I'm saying? Actually the movement doesn't
matter what I'm saying. It's Pokemon or JRPG. I got a flower!
Oh, okay, we got some movement. Hold on. Yeah, hold on. Good and ready.
No slides, but that's okay.
Sorry, this is how I play MMOs as well.
I don't know what my obsession is with spacebar when I play MMOs.
I love jumping around.
There's no goodies here.
I wish I had them when I was working as a courier.
There's no goody to.
Come on, Gustav! Speed up a bit!
Sophie will have already gommaged by the time you've arrived.
I'll move in.
My head.
I can't believe Sophie already turned 33.
She looks so much younger than you.
Thanks.
She's popular.
I'm sure she already has a necklace full of flowers.
Hmm. I can imagine.
Hmm.
Hmm. What?
You look tense.
Yeah, I am.
I know what you need.
A little jewel.
Ooh, tutorial, yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, duel me.
Come on, it'll loosen you up.
And if you win, I'll give you something you can use with your Illumina converter.
Alright. Yes!
Yes, I need a combat tutorial.
Do you wish to go through the battle tutorial during your duel?
Yes, because I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. Yes, please.
I'm going to use a skill to use an item, so it's going to be AP, you gain AP by performing
a base attack or a parry, okay.
Timeline character, just like, turn to my turn, the order is activated and the timeline
of the left hand side, got it, okay.
Try attacking a game 1 AP, sure.
Sure.
Okay.
Okay, enemies usually perform one action per turn, you can defend during their attack and not attack, okay?
During enemy attack, dodge with the right time to avoid damage, dodging at the last moment is trigger-perfect dodge.
Okay, let's use dodge.
Here's his AP, he's gonna use cast skills, each character got up to six skills to try to use a skill, okay?
Starts with two skills, liver, salt, and overcharging.
Use tax, charge, liver, overcharging.
Dominion does it, it's overcharging skill.
Use liver, salt, and get charges.
Got it, so you have a generator and you have a spender.
Okay, 10-4.
Low signal to five hits.
Use open element, get it,
generate one additional charge.
Pressing space bar at the right time will improve your skill effectiveness.
Increase damage or added bonus points.
perfect timing the... at least you can try to defend this guy.
Oh wait, I think there's a bar. I think you have to wait for it to go in the goal. I didn't see that.
During the attack you know it's a very, very sure at the same time it's a perfect dodge but it's more difficult
than a regular dodge.
What?
Very sure it's the same timing as perfect dodge but it's more difficult than a regular dodge.
Oh, I see.
So if you get a perfect dodge you're fine but you won't get like an accidental like soft dodge I guess, okay.
Okay so you need to know their moves.
That's cool. So you need to know their moves to like...
You kinda need to see their moves like once to see how to parry it, that's cool.
Okay
Use my spender
Sure
Hold on, she's coming
Okay
Cool
You won
Now, don't you feel better?
I see your smile
Alright
Now
Let's go find Sophie
I saw her near the red and white tree
Yeah
You killed her
There isn't lively.
White people like to celebrate the Gommage is still a mystery to me but.. oh well.
The red and white tree.
I've always found it beautiful.
I don't really understand.
You and Sophie broke up so long ago.
But clearly you never got over her.
Why do you wait until today to say something?
It's a bit late, isn't it?
Please stop dropping.
Dude, it's just...it keeps me engaged.
The last few days meant everything.
Can we talk?
Gustav.
I love you all.
but what if I didn't pick up the rose then have to that's for your different
cut this room that's always wrong
oh it makes you pick it up oh I thought it said I thought I said yes now you
You died.
You know I'm sorry.
I miss you.
You don't need to.
Okay.
You go.
You.
You, um, you know how I feel?
I wish things had been, you know, I often think.
Another path, you know, another future.
You still can't finish your sentences, can you?
Yep.
But it hasn't changed.
I missed that.
I never thought that you wanted to believe.
You're fighting.
To change things.
I understand, just...
In a different world, right?
We'll break the cycle, so she can't steal anyone else's future.
Stevan people change the world, and you are the most stubborn person I know.
Thank you.
Want me to the harbor?
Yes.
Oh, different character.
Press T to change characters.
Oh.
Alright, it's just for... it's just like which character do you want to see.
Let's see.
What's this?
Shhh!
I wanted to see if you can have a conversation with the other character, but I guess not.
It's like...
Bitties!
Roma!
Oh fuck it's crowbar. I don't know yet.
I'm assuming that's xp? Nah, it's probably like...
skill xp or something. It's just a trash can.
I can't imagine what you're going through.
I'm fine.
I've lived 33 good years.
look around we've had a whole lives to prepare
we're all fine mostly I'm not for it you will be
KZ master I just like jumping it doesn't mean anything it's just fun
I'm glad you could jump hey everyone said there's a lot of people
there's a lot of other people give me that give me that can I go
I can't walk
Wait to spam the trash can actually oh you got rolls
I played the whole game jumping like this don't worry, I mean it's well wrong trash can
I was genuinely looking at that, by the way, in case you thought that I was being weird.
I was not, I promise.
Okay, you know what?
How about that, huh?
Now I can look up without you guys being weird about it.
I guess no one was thinking anything until I said it.
Oh, good.
Uh...
Definitely color.
Brilliant. I knew you were the right person. You're most welcome. I shall get to see you where what's your name Sophie Sophie?
Oh, you'll chisel my name
Sophie oh, yeah, but I will but I will oh
Yeah, I didn't know you could do this. Okay now now we got a new tick. I
I don't know, you could do that fast.
the pale sun ascends above the crimson blossoms the pale sun ascends above the crimson
bro read i'm reading it look at how fast i can read this i understand what's happening
bro you know i'm a i'm a rpg fanatic right i could read this shit and fuck it i can literally
read this shit faster than a hundred of you guys can crime the king at reading
dialogue I'm also the king of reading chat too
you know what to talk to I kind of like talking about the people they seem
like they're doing something important you know I might need to bind this to
my mouse button spamming tea is kind of far
I don't know if there's anyone else to talk to.
Oh, you.
Hello.
You looked at the point, but...
Hello!
Yes.
The others laugh, but I know they're real. One day, even if it means joining an egg, I'll raise a gestural army and we'll crush the
Patriests and me and my little brother will live with the gestures. We're tired of the orphanage. If the legends are true, that's why I'm training.
That's...
Yeah, thanks!
I think he prefers. We're already dead. Yeah, I heard that one. I didn't know. Kind of nice in a way.
Oh, you. Amen. What a lovely smell.
I could recognize it from miles away.
It's good you're here, Sophie.
Anything with my beloved sewing teacher?
I... we are of the same cohort.
Today is my homage, and my son and I had a fight last night.
He said he wants to join the expedition.
I... I didn't want that for him.
I used to think it was a bad choice.
Today I know what I'm gonna do.
I know I'm gonna stake.
I try to impose my views on him when he is much braver than I will ever be.
So I sewed a special uniform for him.
That's my last gift. Could you bring it to him?
Of course.
He won't join the Gamara ceremony.
But he will be at the Expansion Festival tonight for sure.
Oh.
Don't worry. I'll ask Gustav.
Gustav?
Are you back together?
For this moment.
Maybe.
I'm glad.
He's a good person.
Yes.
Thanks to both of you.
See you.
hmm something more the expeditions what a joke all they do is leave us here to
die they're just escaping you know their goal is to save us all right yes
that's what my father told me last year before he left for expedition 34 and
here we are again this year we could have spent one more year together instead
of wait so the expeditions go down because I'm assuming the game's called
Expedition 33 so this is the 33 so it goes down?
That up?
I wonder why.
There's definitely a reason you want to do that for no reason.
Oh!
That's groovy.
This is your first playthrough? I've not played this game. No, I've not.
I'm fighting a balloon? Is that right?
It's weak.
What?
Destroy the punching ball with one hit to impress the girl.
Oh. Oh, we got a one hit hit.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I guess I got to generate more APs.
So I just have to spam attack 10 times until I get enough AP to one-shot it without having
I guess I'm just gonna spam it.
I can limit his... dammit.
10-9.
Alright.
Well done.
First kill?
Yeah, it generates an additional charge, but it costs 3 AP, you know?
Don't I want to use... oh, I'll need 4.
Okay, well, let's do that one again.
Because I keep on so fast.
Chargers is not for AP.
So what's...
damage based on the amount of charges hit. Oh the bottom rates of charges. So what's the AP for?
Oh I just have 9 AP. Oh I see. So let's chew it up.
This is the... she was down enough. We need more charges.
Hold on. I'm getting there. Hold on. Get there.
We're getting there. Hold on. Don't worry. We'll get there. Hold on.
Just press Q. Close one. Do I?
You guys lied to me. Why'd you lie to me?
Oh, I see. A gen started.
Didn't I already say that it was a gender, a gen, a gen and a spender?
Didn't I already said that?
Well, those who come up...
We're going to be here a while.
I love how I already said it was a gen and a spender, and I just didn't even listen
to what I just said.
A lot out of me, man
That's gonna be really hard to pay attention to the timing because like I
I can barely see it my screen shaking so much I pops up and then you know the
little needle that like moves around where you're trying to get a perfect I
can barely fucking see it so I hope my brain gets used to it more I actually
can't see it
number of people going down each year yeah cuz that's the expedition they
getting the shit done. I'ma get you it done.
If you say so. What? I thought we were together. Why would you say that?
Hmm.
That's fucking weirdo.
They're dating and she says that shit?
Wow fuck this Sophie girl you kidding me
looking for extra goodies Oh this is the trash can it's just a trash can
Are you guys trolling me?
Why do you guys want me to use this trash can?
You guys are trolling me.
Dude.
You guys are trolling me.
Excuse me, pardon me.
No, the other one.
Another one.
There was a trash can?
Was it way up here?
Oh, where are you?
No, the one you suggested earlier was perfect.
Oh, I'm glad. These garlands are all off farewell. I have a garland saved for you too.
It's not farewell, Garland. Good luck.
Thanks.
I don't know what trash game you're talking about.
Oh, maybe it was like down here to the left. Oh, this one.
Hold on.
It's just fucking nothing.
Oh no.
That is of no consequence in matters of love.
But it is this passion I so fiercely desire in my...
I know.
How about showing me a dance of love and sorrow?
I am also the official painter of the opera.
Will you help me?
If you inspire me, you may become the main painting
of Umiere's opera.
Sure, man.
Fantastic.
You may start.
Here, gorgeous lady, take this paintbrush
Show me your buff.
Okay, I guess.
What?
Come on! Don't you ladies!
Beautiful move!
What?
What's happened?
That was splendid. One more time.
Supply. One last time.
I
Why are you hitting me?
Okay
That was
Blended I was so enthralled that I completed the painting in an instant. Okay
It's nice
The Sky is horny for fighting, I guess.
Thank you.
It is I who should thank you.
I will propose it for the new opera painting we have to do this year.
I feel it wasn't that impressive, but okay.
Love also take this as a gesture of appreciation.
I see your not boyfriend is an expeditioner.
Oh, a little respect, a little respect advice, okay.
Oh, this trash can.
This is the one you guys wanted me to use.
You guys lie to me.
You lie to me.
It's just a trash can, guys.
Oh, the glowing one.
It is indeed a perfectly normal trash can.
Just a trash can.
Psst.
Hey, you.
You've been here for quite a while now.
Can you leave?
I don't want to turn 33 today.
Can you believe my luck?
Well, my parents choose the worst time, but I have a strategy.
If I hide myself here, the painter's won't think of demolishing me.
I've been hiding for six months now, so leave and don't tell anyone here!
Ow! What's that?
Maybe...
Okay.
Sometimes, I feel sorry for her.
Who? The... the painter's?
Look at her. She looks sad. Maybe she's a prisoner too.
Stuck in the same cycle with us.
You have to be crazy to these pictos on your own body.
Why? Aren't you enjoying the show?
No, the show's great. But Etching Chroma onto his skin.
Oh, that's brutal. And just for a dance.
I'll stick to painting pictos on my machines.
I'm not cuckoo enough to put them on my body.
be useful though the expeditions rely on them quite heavily yeah they're crazy too but at least
you can remove pics I was pretty easily if you change your mind silly huh I knew you could choose
empathy at a moment like this it's one of the few choices I can make who's that I guess looks like
It's okay. It's a mine.
Uh, hello?
Gustav!
Okay.
Alright.
Pokemon Shield on down.
Oops, not really that one.
I think I'm dead, what's AIM due?
You have a gun?
What's this?
damage wait is that just a free attack oh use an AP oh I'm dead I mean it's over
like that that's it
oh he's got three attacks oh my oh he's got four it's okay
Okay, so what was the point of the gun if it does one damage?
Is there a point?
Wait no, I want to fight this thing.
It's good practice, no?
Oh
Seven damage for what
Guys, that might be here a while, I'll be honest.
Okay.
What was the point of that?
Did I get big money?
So like, if I just overcharge again, it's gonna do nothing.
Oh, but it says can break and as far as yellow.
That's gotta mean something.
I assume.
That means...
Me?
Yes!
Broken.
Okay.
It's done as a status effect, for sure.
Now what?
Freedom?
I have no...
Chargers.
So, I shouldn't overcharge, probably.
Maybe just Fizz?
Or should I still overcharge?
I don't know.
I don't have any Chargers.
I don't know.
Uh-oh, guys, I might not hear.
Oh, he's still down.
Oh, we're chillin'.
Oh, he's gonna die.
That was good.
Okay.
Somethin' on its bote.
Did she not fight on her sin?
He's like, help!
Okay, so this is just going to be a game, I see, so this is going to be a game where
the difficulty comes from just...
It's like a souls-like, but like a parry, it's like you're playing Sekiro, like I'm
basically just playing Sekiro, but turn-based edition, right?
It's kind of, you'll die a couple times to a boss or something, and then you'll
learn the fight after enough parries, and you'll be like, oh, okay, I got it.
Interesting.
What's up?
Yeah.
Look at these orphans.
That's...
That's where we disagreed.
But I have hope that you and Gustav will change things.
Yeah.
Let's hope we will.
See you in the next l...
Anything else back here that I missed?
It feels like a one-way kind of situation.
Like if you miss something, you can't go back.
Yeah
You missed a door
I go back door I missed the door
Is that a joke or is that a real door you just told me to find a door you're trolling me. I think I missed a door
I got one guy tonight. I got one guy, bro. Oh wait, there's a door up here. Hold on.
Excuse me. Pardon me. Let me throw. Let me throw. Missed a door. It's got to be this
one, right?
Oh
Cafe is so cute
Why don't we have this in America, dude?
I guess we have.
So if we have some cute coffee shops in California, I take that back.
I take that back.
I don't know where the door is that I missed, but you know what?
I'm going to kill you.
Excuse me.
Whatever.
Okay.
Don't worry.
Who's this guy?
May.
I wish I was going with ya.
If we could just send a bigger force, get all of Lumiere to just throw everything
we got on the bloody Pinterest.
Ah, but my brother would kill me.
His numbers are-
I'm called Victor.
Susie but my L quite the ballsy one a no looking back for her not much as nah
Yo, there's so many who will talk to
Remember what bone used to say you're living for the rest of us
I'm going down.
Fuck the painterists.
I see your apprentices.
Oh.
Gustav! Gustav!
What?
Here, Sophie asked us to bring you your coat.
We sewed up the sleeve, so you don't have to keep rolling it up.
You guys know how to sew?
Sophie helped us.
Turns out it's not that hard.
You really should have done this ages ago.
You did this.
Gentlemen, that was supposed to be between us, yeah?
I wanted to do something...
for you.
So...
Thanks, guys. This is...
This is great. Thank you.
See you at the festival?
Don't leave without saying goodbye.
Yeah, of course not.
What? I know that face.
You mean a lot to them. I can tell.
Yeah, they mean a lot to me too.
Legacy can take many forms, right?
Yeah.
You told me that.
Right.
I... I wanted to see you wearing it.
Well, you like uniforms now, don't you?
Well, you like uniforms now
Robert Patton said it is
Wait, am I changing in the open?
Or wait, maybe I should put it over my clothes and that makes more sense
This game is awesome
I mean, I get it. I get why people like it. It's a story game, you know? People love story games.
I mean, I've been intrigued in the story. I want to know who the Patress is, and why do they keep failing our expeditions?
And why does the number go down, not up?
That's about all my questions I have so far.
I
Okay
That's a fucking hard-hitting piano. Oh shit, I feel like the piano's in my ears.
Why does it say 34 if we're going on 33?
Is 34 the last dudes? And then when we go in there it's gonna say 33?
We're going in something.
You guys got ads.
That's pretty funny.
I'm not going to be able to go back to the place where I was born.
I'm going to go back to the place where I was born.
Good, nothing's happening, what do you mean not even watching?
Nothing's happening, relax.
Also I have ears.
Oh there it is, 33 now.
Oh, there it is. 33 now.
What's your name?
Oh, people die.
Oh, I see, okay. So every time you go on an expedition...
And FAYO, I guess? People die?
This is some, uh, edgame shit.
Okay, so she dead. Okay, she dead and everybody knows she dead.
I said, okay.
Please.
So...
This is so loud.
Fuck, this is so loud.
It's two hours and I can't turn it down enough.
Hold on, relax.
Yeah, we're good.
Holy fuck.
Dude, I couldn't bed.
I didn't realize I needed to turn it down even more. That was crazy loud, sorry.
I wonder if you have to be the same age of the expedition to go on the expedition, because
that guy in the trash can said he was 33.
I'm assuming this is, he's 33, this guy, probably.
Gustavo or whatever.
Awkward.
There you are.
You can't hide from us, you know.
Like I said, mornin' is best done with friends.
What?
It is.
Grieving alone's the worst.
Where's mine?
Sante, Lesham.
Sante!
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
Could use a drink
Five tables this year you see that told you would beat the 34s
Even my L showed up and she hates these things
Want to go take a look
Maybe later I'll catch up
I'm okay. I'm okay. You go. Yeah. It's not for a refill anyway.
There's an excess of wine again. Thank you, sister, for her generosity.
Why are their mouths moved like that?
I like to watch you enjoy yourself. Don't drink alone. You weirdo.
Lip-syncing is not easy.
I might, myself.
Unless you got billions of dollars, your lip-syncing is always going to be off.
Most games have port lip sync. That's okay. It's really hard to do. Also, you have to factor in different languages, like this isn't the native language of the game, probably, you know?
I can't believe you're working right now.
Hmm. Justin dragged me here.
She's cool.
Is that the final spot?
It's the guitar lady.
It's amazingly trying to make the expedition zeroes landings.
The rest of you extrapolate from the archives, but
67 years ago so much of the landscape has changed. I trust your calculations
Thanks, it's a good strategy tracing this step. They're the only expedition with any survivors and they made it to the monoliths
Summon the records correct calculations are correct. They left clear markers. Oh
Conditions unchanged. You need it. Go away
Hey, just...
67, huh?
Who came?
I wasn't sure if I should.
You've been avoiding us. You didn't have to.
Yeah.
Do you think I'm a...
Not anymore.
Meaning what?
More like...
It makes me sad, though.
No. You misunderstand.
If you say so.
I just finished calibrating the Lumina converter.
Huff.
Hey.
Does Luna seem...
Well, it's...
Hmm.
I haven't noticed anything.
You know her best.
No, she doesn't like people crying.
I've known her since we were six.
Oh, right.
You were both a friend.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Wait, I gotta turn this down.
I wonder if I could turn down the cutscenes.
I think the cutscenes are what's loud.
Um, it'd probably be like this and like this, this, trying to stay on like one click.
Maybe that's fine.
Fuck yeah, a book.
Hello.
Oh.
for your field notes. So when you come back, you can tell us everything.
They'll definitely want that for the museum.
Oh, and if you find journals from the other expeditions, make sure you save them for us.
I shall faithfully record all our adventures.
And never on.
I can do that. And in return, do you solemn...
I promise.
Promise.
Andrea?
I'll use everything you taught us, Mr. G.
I should check on Maya. She's probably alone, as usual.
There's so many people to talk to.
I am not talking to those people.
You've...
What the fuck are those sunglasses?
You have lost your mind.
I am not talking to all these people.
There's so many of them.
That makes I can thought about the experience.
Please. I'm more ready to go than you are.
Yeah.
My L.
Which I know we've been over.
My L.
I need to say this one more time.
The rest of us only had a year left.
You've got my good years before you're gone.
You don't need to leave.
It's a lot to risk.
One year out there is 29 years in here.
I know you think.
If anyone should stay, it's you.
So most people that go out-
Your friends and family who want to go out-
So most people that go out are pretty much going to die.
They're going to die.
So like eventually is everyone just going to be dead?
It's going to go to 1.
It's going to be 1 years old and then 0 and then 2G.
come on this time i'm not messing around you wish to have a rematch uh
i mean i guess i need the practice
I'm so glad.
oh you really don't want to get hit holy fuck I'm just out of everything I can't
I use the thingy. Are these items? Does this take a turn if I do this? Let's see. Does this take my turn?
Oh no. That's so bad. I didn't know that. Did it?
Oh.
Maybe this will kill her? I don't know. Potentially.
For those who come off it.
I thought Gustavo said she had like seven years until she's got to go out.
Okay.
When that means she would be 26?
I can finish.
For nine years, whatever, still.
Nine years would still be 24.
Never goes down.
Yeah, but it would go down to 32.
And then that would make her 23.
Oh, but then she would go up a year.
So then 22.
What am I missing?
Unless, oh, maybe these expeditions take a very long time.
Like maybe they don't, maybe it's not a year thing.
they take like fucking four or I guess what would be the math then the math would
be six years for an expedition
thank you
wow so many expeditioners so cool
that's he made that overnight dad now I feel stupid fighting him
The reason he's a wild way? What do you mean?
Thanks. Oh shit, you're off in a month. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, okay, okay, hold on.
He said nine years until you gotta go out on expedition. You don't have to.
It's 33. Subtract nine. That's 24.
What am I missing?
You minus one year because then it'd be a 32 expedition. She'd still be 23
Okay, they go one year early she's 22
You guys okay listen you guys are using external information from playing the game
so you obviously know something that I don't but as it stands right now I'm
confused. Does that make sense?
Complexities that necessitate the expedition. It's vital for morale, but it's a bloodless guillotine is what it is
She put that in your speech there's no way you guys are trolling bees and gas letting me with simple math. I'm so confused
Are you guys serious
You're doing great work really
Getting things ready for the last generation. You've got it well in hand
and win us a chance to meet.
We're never going to see each other again.
You're so busy anyway. I barely see you.
Just take care of my Elle, okay?
I can't believe you're letting her go with me.
Me?
Well, I'm not even afraid of you.
We've had long enough for all of Jailers.
for the maths to math up.
She really wants off this island.
Don't be so kind.
You mean the one you so kindly wrote for me?
Just suggestions.
I do. Anyway. Sure, let's get out of here.
There's an expedition every year.
Expeditioners 26-9, well I guess it would be...
We honor your dedication.
25-9.
I understand.
We do not take for granted.
I understand.
I was doing it backwards.
It's exactly to the final year.
I see.
I get it.
I understand.
25-9.
I understand.
I was doing it up. I was the upside down man. Change your things. I don't know sorry to protect loved ones
My math was good though just backwards in our all-too-short lives
As you sail into the unknown know that Lumiere stands with you
When you battle the painters show your work
well it'll be you know nine years right so it'll be nine years of an expedition
every year and then he said nine years so nine minus nine or nine minus 32 minus
nine 16 I got it I understand I understand I get it I get it
I understand.
Listen to the story, bro, there's just nothing happening about nonsense.
I put out there to fucking save the world, man.
Like it's all good.
Doing a speech, saving the world, we're going out there, we're doing our expedition,
going by boat, we're going to fucking slay some demons.
All good.
I've seen this one before.
to you
Socially 42?
Alright, yeah.
Time to kill.
Time to fucking kill.
The game has started.
I think. I hope.
Torque story is over. Now it's time to get my fucking peepee, roge.
Oh, everyone's gonna die. There's so many people that are just about to die instantly.
All the people who are not important, dead.
Dead.
Non-playable characters?
Dead.
How'd you know?
Bro, it's the... hello?
This is the ominous music.
The ominous... hello?
Wait, for real?
This is fucking... Cinema 101.
This is fucking cinema 101.
Get ready.
What is?
You.
You're old.
How did you?
How did you survive the Gommage?
Which expedition are you from?
Fall back!
Come on, we need to go!
He's not following.
Who's that?
What the fuck?
Who the fuck was that?
What do we do now?
Pre-group at the rally point.
The inter-ghostry.
Run!
This thing's gonna beat my ass for like 30 minutes for sure.
I just know it.
I'm just gonna...
...fuck it.
Fuck me up.
Oh, fuck.
I'm just gonna...
...fuck it.
Come on!
Move!
Fuckin' SNAP out!
Is he more interested in reading chat and playing?
I'm doing both. I'm also not playing right now. I'm watching.
I'm doing two things at once.
I would definitely not be reading and playing, because that's not really possible, but you can't watch and read.
I'm spectating right now.
My boy Gustavo, you got fucked up.
of
the
I think that's what that was supposed to be.
I
We get to play the game
Yeah
What do we got? What do we got? We got any goodies waterfall always check line the waterfall
He's a classy
Nails
Oh, I wasted my fucking chroma.
I would not be surprised if people have done no hits in this game.
Seems like a no-hit kind of game.
I imagine wasting my health bar and I get one shot.
Just fucking dead, character's gone.
Ah no.
Alright.
Baud watchers.
Baud watchers, skip 25 minutes.
How do you like it so far?
I haven't really played yet.
How do you like it so far?
Well I haven't really played yet.
Skip 25 minutes while I watch this.
Free aim shots are a good way to hit flying enemies as well as target enemies' weak point.
Oh!
Shooting costs 1 AP to aim at the weak point to deal increased damage.
Is it good?
Okay, I mean it's free damn. Okay, so glowing blue equal free damn.
Ten-four.
Fuck. I didn't know when the talking was.
I tried my best so you don't get another freebie but I also don't have any more
I got a normie attack dude. Oh my goodness. Oh wait my normie attack is strong.
Oh I'm gonna fuck up. Hold on.
I only added that the first time. I would have saved some fucking health.
Okay, so it's still in the tutorial technically because it taught me how to do some.
I'm excited to see what my party members do and like when I could start actually building
character because I don't have any of that unlocked yet I guess
I
this is where I'm fucked now
What?
You do that.
We both die.
Hey.
Fucking hell.
Wake up, Gustav.
No, no.
The others.
I know.
We're the only ones left.
You don't get to die.
It's just a matter of time before we...
We're already dead.
Look around.
Look.
this is not a foregone conclusion when one falls we continue get up we need to
find a safer place there are never-ons around
This is not the place.
That's not good.
Is she gonna do big damn?
She flies?
Uh-huh.
That's not a weak spot, maybe?
You know what I get?
Do you want more?
That'll be five now.
No way.
Alright, you got a...
Oh, okay.
Oh, she's a mage, okay.
She's got stains.
Her skills consume stains.
Five types of stains.
Lights, fire, lightning, earth.
The light, light stains can be consumed in place of any other stain, okay?
It's like a between-dermalus to get the most out of her skill.
Ice Lance emulation, ice lance, ice skill that generates an stain.
An ice stain, a light stain, uses ice lance to generate stains.
Okay, ice lance consumes a leaf stain,
but makes an ice stain a light stain for ammo okay cool
weak to ice took the picture where there's ice lance
Some enemies can attack the whole expedition at once, press E to parry and execute an expedition counter.
Okay.
I kind of trolled, I just realized. That's okay.
Auto attack!
That was a hit.
pathetic damage
Yeah. So like, why doesn't she wear shoes?
Why does she have to survive? Is it the Indigo?
Why does she got... her dogs out?
You do less damage because of extra mode.
You picked those.
In one AP on Vervic Dodge, once Perk turns.
Pick those to be equipped to increase character stats.
Higher level pick those to get better stats.
They also provide passive effects called Lumina.
Okay, each character can have Luminous associated with Picto's.
Luminous can be equipped with a Luminous menu using the Luminous points and can trigger
their effects to that equipment.
Where's my Picto's?
Okay.
Um, Picto's.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna go back to my room and see what's going on.
Um, Pictos.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
The haircut, sure.
Uh-huh.
Oh my drippy.
Wait, she's got shoes!
Shoes!
Cute!
So cute.
What do you look like?
What do you got?
Yeah, I bought the deluxe edition.
Okay?
So what?
Sue me.
You look like shit, little bro.
If I can get rid of characters, you're gonna be the first to go.
I'm sorry, Charlie Cox.
Just till it's gonna happen.
After running 4 battles with the Pictos equipped, it will be mastered.
Every Pictos is a unique passive, called the Lumina.
After mastering a Picto, it will be possible to activate the Lumina without having the Pictos equipped.
Ooh, that's really neat.
That encourages you to use many Pictos.
Can I equip multiple Pictos on multiple characters?
I can't.
Oh, no, I can't.
That's neat.
It's a fun way to get a Picto, because usually in these games when you get a passive
like this and you look at it and you're like that's gross like I don't need that
you just don't use it but being able to equip it and then level it up and then
have a unique to use at any time is it up it's cool this game was made by
gamers that's for damn sure
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, new weapons, no new weapons, okay, I think we're good.
Probably maybe
Well, I feel like I'm already missing her feet so weird you say a lot maybe some things you just keep to yourself
Why is the FBS shit?
Is it?
Looks fine to me.
Wait, is it actually shit?
Don't fuck with me.
My preview looks fine.
My preview looks super fine.
It looks really nice.
Is it the bit rate maybe?
Oh, is that what you mean when you say that?
Oh, that's a whole different thing.
Yeah, if you see this shit on Twitch's bit rate,
like being 8,000 or whatever, like this with this shit,
looking at all this, like all the Foley,
like I bet you this looks like dog shit right now.
Like my screen probably looks awful right now.
There's nothing I can do about that.
That's just welcome to Twitch's 8000 bitrate limit.
Which isn't even the limit by the way.
That's like, the limit is technically 6k.
You're, all the streamers use 8 though
and for some reason Twitch lets them.
I don't really get that.
Okay so.
Vitality's health, attack power, speed, makes the character play more often.
Interesting, okay.
There's a chance of dealing critical hits, critical hits differs.
I wonder how easy it is to respect these.
And then my weapon is Vitality, right?
So, and this is the luck.
Um, I mean...
I just, I don't know.
Um, I don't know the game, so I don't know what kind of weapons I'm going to get, or
like what is good.
I mean, flat health might be good, but also usually not, especially if you're parrying
everything.
More damage is probably good, crit's probably good.
I mean, Crick can't be a bad thing, right?
I don't know.
I don't know if I can play learn skills.
Wait, if I rest, do I get health?
I do.
Wait, if I rest do I get health?
What if I save my AP and just auto her while I guess I can do this?
And then just do a normal hit.
And then, with you...
I mean I was not expecting that of them oh I'm so fun I'm so
Oh no. I'm not having to lose the lady. The lady's gonna die.
Ladies, not dead.
New weapon.
Okay, so, in this situation, if you kill the...
I guess I'll just... I'm not even asked the question.
I'm just going to do the thing to understand.
So if you kill a mob and then you go back and you rest,
does the mob respond?
This is just a question that I need to ask myself.
Let's see.
Ummm...
Yay, it does. Okay.
So it's souls-like-ish.
Go from point to point. Okay, I see.
I level up.
Six points!
Oh, I never applied the...
Wait, what?
Really?
Fuck it, dude.
We're gonna do agility. How about that?
Hello, what's happening? What is going on?
What is happening? Jill, relax. I learned skills now, I guess
For both of them or one of them. Oh, okay one is that 49 out of 50?
Okay, so you can do okay, so you could probably make this game as easy as you want based off of farming right like if you're stuck
Go to a campfire farm some mobs get your souls go back to your campfire
Use the XP yada yada yada so you can make this game as difficult or as hard you got the lever there. I see
Interesting
And
Powerful sword one three allies increase their damage they deal for three turns that seems pretty cool
Heals a low single target landing applies mark
I guess powerful
Never fun when you're over a level
I mean, not true. Just play how you want.
I don't know.
Oh, wow!
Okay, I guess I gotta fight these guys again, huh?
Oh, God, it was so fast!
That was already...
Wait, how come I didn't attack first?
Oh, my...
She got me one shot!
Huh!
Heh!
Well it's good that I got powerful, I could tuff you!
How come I didn't go first?
I'm confused!
Alright, well, I'm dead, but...
There's no way I clutch this, right?
I mean, there ain't no way!
Tuff me too?
Unless?
It's a fast one dude, it's a fast one.
Well, listen, Gustavo, now is your moment.
Now is your moment.
The big moment right now.
Oh, Gustavo.
Oh no.
Oh, Gustavo.
Oh, no.
Okay, so, well, this is good. I'm answering my own questions.
Now that my friend is dead, oh, she's not dead.
Well, what happens now?
Is she just like 1HP? Oh, she's literally 1HP.
Oh.
And then what are these pots? Do I get these every single time I rest?
I also have a new weapon I throw at that.
Well, shit, now I, I mean she's, she's white, she'll be like, I gotta rest again. Like, obviously.
I'm gonna be in this loop forever.
I wonder if I could use, like, if this guy has abilities to apply something?
that she can use I mean I don't want I don't even want this piece of shit he's
sucks
oh Thunderfall's got to be good if you spec her crit for sure
Alright, so I'm not going to heal here, I think.
I think.
I mean I probably should though.
I mean I probably should go Gan, right?
Like, how come I didn't surprise him?
You know?
How come I didn't surprise the dude?
Is it because I sprinted up instead of walked up?
Use your elixir.
But I'm trying to figure out why I didn't surprise this guy.
Okay, that's high, mate.
Not making any sense.
It's not making any sense.
Alright, um...
I'm gonna try this new ability.
Wow, you're powerful.
How do you like them apples?
We're in the MO1. Oh, wait, no, but they're weak to...
Oh, I should have used my... oh, you dumb piece of shit idiot. I should have shot him first, dumb, dumb, dumb head.
Well, we're learning! It's good!
Knowledge is power.
Fuck, I'm carrying that attack, dude!
God, fucking dammit!
Oh, I minimized my game.
Oh, relax, relax, relax, relax.
Good.
Alright, well...
It's just like, you know, like what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Can't parry that one for the life of me.
Nice.
Well that will help.
Do these auto-equip or do I have to equip them at the right time?
We sure have to equip them, right?
It's definitely...
Does he walk up to me like it's Pokemon?
Or I guess, oh he does, oh shit.
What's up man, watch this, whoopah!
I'm gonna die again, dude.
Yeah, I remember this time, I almost forgot.
I almost, hey listen, I almost forgot I did.
We'll at least kill one, and we'll kill it.
No, please.
Of course.
Yeah, see, classic.
It's the ability that kills me.
It's my grip tonight, really.
I don't know what it is about that ability.
I don't know what it is about that certain attack, but it's just...
He's gonna do it again.
Can we really not get the timing of this this basic attack really? Like really really
Really not fucking David
That's all I'm gonna restart you already. Oh, that's nice
But you have less I
I guess you could just oh I could dodge it instead yeah why do I need to
parry it I could just dodge it you're so right okay if you doesn't again I'll
dodge
why is it so hard why am I so bad at dodging this hit
okay do the other attacks so I can kill you please I can't I don't know I was just
at the timing is I don't have it I don't have the timing for the poke
I got it this time guys got it this time
I got it this time. Don't worry. The order. There it comes.
Okay, well this one is the other one that I can't...
I like that it doesn't set you all the way back. You just restart the fight. That's nice.
The Indigo Tree is not too far from here. If anyone else made it. I don't want to go
Rope yet. Hold on. Hold on. There's another path.
Interesting.
I mastered it? I don't think I mastered it. I think I just leveled it up. I'm looking at a master.
Did it?
Available, Available Lumina points three
Don't
Don't think
Okay, okay, I'll heal okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
relax relax
I'm just going to die to the poke anyway.
Here we are, huh?
Is there a campfire or what?
We can use that. Well, there's a campfire. Dub!
I don't know if I want these other skills or what, but I don't know what applies Mark
does.
But fuck it, I'll learn it, I guess.
I gotta figure out what Mark does.
Who the fuck is Mark?
Our base games make me on? I mean, they could be fun.
If this game didn't have the parries, I think it would be a lot less fun.
The parries make it kinda like, engaging, you know?
That's kinda cool.
Whoa, I forgot about the punch!
Aw, you dumb piece of shit, idiot.
Oh my god.
What, man? What?
No, I can't.
You piece of...
Okay, what does Mark do?
How come I don't see my mark ability? Are we... real?
Okay, I didn't want to be powerful anymore, right?
How do I see their weaknesses?
I said something about seeing the weaknesses and I don't know where.
Holy shit, that burn is strong.
I can't believe I'm going to die in this game.
Did you change?
Who goes first?
Like, can you order your party differently?
Oh my god, you can punch boxes.
An advantage.
Can I do that?
Oh, their agility, oh wait.
Let's find the big dude.
He looks cool.
Can I fall?
Can I fall on her?
It looks like I can go down there, no?
There's no map.
There's really no map at all.
Interesting.
Can't you equip without the Luma?
I don't know.
Already equipped, you wanna equip?
I mean, I'm cares.
Oh, sir.
of
I don't know if I heard a gunshot.
Nice, can be consumed to give additional Lumina points to a character.
Uh, does that have an inventory?
No, I do.
Must items pick those.
Can be used at a camp to upgrade what this little three can be used to give aluminum.
Is that over here? Holy fuck, nice.
Would that be...
I don't know. Would that be under upgrade?
I don't know, I don't know how to use that. Maybe I haven't gotten there yet.
Maybe that's like a tutorial thing. I don't know. I don't have options for it, so I'm not sure.
I still don't know how to check people's weaknesses.
Uh oh.
Is there a go-next button?
I'm sorry lady. You fainted.
Oh, that guy looks scary. She's YHP.
Okay, question. If I go and fight this guy, uh, and then like, it's just like, fuck, because
she's YHP. Can I go back? Or am I stuck? Like, is there, basically what I'm saying,
is there a, is there a lock in the fight and you're stuck there until you do it,
or can you leave it?
the
name of
the friends of the dangerous one of
Is it a meat spot?
Oh dude, that was good.
I'm gonna need to blow up off my gun.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I guess we died one hit there, if that's, you know, that makes sense.
Alright, well at least you go again from your first strike.
I wish she would start.
I'm gonna try a normie attack, a normie attack ain't bad.
I'm gonna try this attack, okay.
we can spit it back oh my god i'm so ass dude oh my goodness i got nothing dude
Slowly, but surely.
Slowly, but surely, you'll die.
There we go!
I can't have my guy die because if he dies I can't break him so I need him to stay alive.
And he keeps fucking dying dude.
Aw fucking bad.
Don't worry. Slowly but surely.
You having fun? Yeah, it's alright. Thank you.
She's already dead, man.
Why don't... why are you attacking me once this time, but not the other time, I don't think so.
Well, I'm definitely dead.
Take me out back.
That was a fast one.
I'm gonna be here a while.
I don't know.
You can revive her? If I can't do it perfectly, what's the point? Right? Is that wrong?
Is that a bad thing?
Restart. There's no restart button.
Yeah, if I can't do it perfectly, what's the point?
Turn to dodging, then.
Thank you.
You enjoying it so far?
I mean, for a turn-based game, it's good, yeah.
The parry stuff's fun.
I didn't expect it to be so punishing on the hardest difficulty.
I thought maybe you could maybe whiff like one parry.
It doesn't seem like you'd miss any, which is pretty insane.
I don't have to play this game.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Thank you.
that's cool, thank you
my other ability won't really gonna help me right fuck man if you live one time I'm fine
But I miss it every time.
Okay, now I fuck.
I need the other guy, because Casabro over here can break this idiot.
What am I supposed to do with you?
That was a little ability, I guess.
You gonna revive him?
Yeah, but then you might not get a turn, right?
I guess I got to learn, is he going to turn and see?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Good thing I brought it back!
I had a feeling that would happen.
The fairy seems to be easier on controller.
That doesn't really make much sense.
It's just the same button, right?
Oh yeah, what are those guys supposed to do?
Why one mark?
Oh, hi, Mark.
Oh, hi.
Will my guy live?
Why now?
Will my guy live?
Oh, this is the mark.
Right here, applies two more burns.
Um...
Absolutely simple.
Right, he's got this. Hold on, long dude.
Fuck!
Fuck, fucking shit.
I just need one parry, dude.
One parry and it's fine.
One parry on Gustavo.
And it's fine, that's all I need.
I just need one.
Please.
Come on, Gustavo. You can do this.
Come on.
Come on. You got this, Gustavo.
What if I slow the target? Does that make it easier?
Maybe, maybe the window gets better, I don't know if I'll go for it.
Oh wait, does that give him one less attack?
Oh, maybe that's what it does.
I thought I was supposed to break him!
What was that pathetic hit?
Huh
Get ready what the fuck
Now I guess I could oh hi mark
Increases the next damage received by the character by 50%
Oh that's really good
I wish I could fucking, I wish I could fucking, uh, whatever
Okay, I might have to skip this guy, dead ass.
Dead ass.
I actually might have to skip this guy.
of
the
I was trying something different. I was trying a new approach. That's all.
I'm super shocked that it uh, you can't get hit once, right?
Oh, damn it.
Well, fuck, now I mean, I'm dead, right?
No way she won't be won.
Matt?
Hey, look, we're on it.
Gotta get the timing down anyway.
Are you rushing?
Or are you dragging?
Again?
Is that the stain that I'm gonna use?
Consumes this to generate...oh, I don't need the light stain, man.
Did I consume anything?
I'm gonna consume shit.
I don't have any ice stains.
Well, use your revive, either.
He's just gonna die.
I mean, I'll do it.
He's gonna die again, I promise.
Oh, here he goes.
Oh, here he goes!
Oh, fucking dammit.
Welcome back to the land of the living!
Welcome, welcome, welcome!
You're arrived just in time, just in time to die!
Just in time to die!
wait there's a chance there's a chance
fuck
oh fuck my asshole man
why are they just standing there that's good that's good that's good
Well, listen, frog, I guess.
Dude dodging at the same timing, right?
As Eric?
I thought it told me in the story.
I try to dodge. I wanted to change it up. And you know what? I think it's the same timing.
Davo needs to stop dying. He needs to stop dying.
He needs to stop dying.
Alright, just Davo, listen.
You're gonna crash here.
Never mind they're not. That's fine. You're gonna live. Gustavo, you're gonna live. You're gonna fucking live.
You're gonna live, Gustavo. You're gonna live.
Why did we only attack once? I'm so confused.
Well, you didn't have AP, so...
You lose your turn if you give yourself AP.
For sure you do, right?
for sure son of a son of a bitch
Gustavo's dead Gustavo's dead I just know it
I know it in my heart I was gonna die
The hot fucking dammit, Gustavo.
Why, it's the same timing on both characters, no?
For some reason on Amp, I don't know if it's like the angle?
I don't know what it means, it's like, it's like, I don't, I don't understand, it's the
same timing on both characters and yet I'm doing it just fine, oh, Thunderfall, big dick
Damn. I'm never using these abilities.
That was it? What the fuck was that shit?
Okay, I got it.
That was terrible.
I think he's a terrible key preparer.
You think so?
You think it's a key dip?
You think it's a fucking key dip, huh?
hurt
don't worry i'll get him eventually
sofo has no AP so
So...
This AP shit sucks.
Wait, why didn't I give...
Wait, I should've gave her AP.
This is your fucking moment, okay, buddy?
Why do I think it's stuck?
I'm so confused.
His bar is full, no?
Oh wait, it's not full.
Oh, it's right there.
Oh, it's not even close to full.
Oh, you dumb idiot.
Oh!
Oh! I thought it was full!
Holy shit, this is not a beautiful, beautiful man!
Oh.
Oh my god.
You go Luna, you go Queen.
And now I don't have an AP to, and I guess I don't have it.
I guess I should mark roughly.
And then burn him.
ugly motherfucker you ugly ugly man oh she did she lives so you're saying
there's chance
um I don't know
I slept
Uh-oh.
Fuck!
Get ready to obey.
The queen's gonna do it.
The queen is gonna do it.
Can you believe it?
Um, uh-oh.
I just wanted to be dramatic, that's all.
I just wanted to be dramatic.
It's all... all.
Oh, this was actually, I guess we're not kidding. It literally was. It was a side boss. Okay.
You guys were not kidding.
Totally nailed that one in my first go.
Yeah.
Well, now I have to heal unless there's a something up here
You for sure one try to yeah, yeah
Do I get more than two people in my party or two to max?
Careful
Whoa easy easy there tiger hold on we find a campfire
Hello
Someone came here before
Well, that's just probably Expedition 69.
You got me.
Thank you.
That's Expedition.
Let's thank them for that.
No way they just said Expedition 69.
It's trolls.
Morph, she brought me tea.
And I haven't finished my food yet because I was gaming.
something's wrong with it. Why isn't it attacking us?
Wow. It's certainly attacked them.
If the people actually think I was degrading their games, all I said is multiplayer games
need a little bit of love.
They're some of the most impressive and technical games out and yet everyone shits on them.
I never braided this game once.
I just said single player games can suck my wiener.
That's not a bad thing.
Expedition 81, Lene.
He communicated with a nefron.
The dead here don't disappear like in Remy.
Their chroma stays inside their bodies.
the beach. I'm not listening to a fucking audio log. Are you hear me? I don't even fuck about an audio log.
Something about the way everyone's kills seems to affect our chroma.
Perhaps your friend here can enlighten us.
It really does speak.
What do you mean, light?
Did you kill these people?
Painted?
By the painters?
If we bring it light, perhaps we can learn more.
I'm not sure that's a good idea.
I
Sorry
I don't think you guys have ever seen me play a single-player game before, have you?
And yes, I play a lot.
More than multiplayer games.
That's a lie.
But, almost.
Close.
I get close.
I play single-player games for the content, mainly, so this game seems to have really
redo I figured when he touched the campfire you rest I didn't rest dude fuck
okay let's just let's just redo this let's just redo this no no re-craf
You can also flee like Pokemon.
Why would you want to flee though?
I guess if you just get into a fight and you want to run past it.
That's fair.
You guys keep saying I mastered the Pico, but I don't see the- like how do you know that I mastered the Pico?
Oh, I see. Like this? No.
Are you guys fucking with me with this master of the Pico shit?
I didn't master it at all! What do you mean it's only level one? You guys are liars.
It said you need to get it level four or five or whatever the fuck.
I
Can't see
Okay
Now what you guys are fucking with me
I haven't mastered it bro, it's level one!
Both of these are level one, it said I needed to get them to level five or whatever the fuck they said.
Look, you've already equipped it on... no, see?
And then it takes it off of him, or her, him, fuck.
Are you guys?
It might be trolled.
Guess what it would be?
It doesn't matter because I don't dodge anyway, but...
Oh, X?
Maybe?
No.
Um...
Hmm.
I think I did it this UI is extremely unclear but I think I did it can he not equip the
critical bar right okay that was that was okay well I want to just over
there the UI was really confusing there I didn't understand what was going on
I wonder if I have AoE on this girl.
Random enemies, Thunderfall, they're a way of like seeing if they have evil things.
I told the target one hit, Firebird one hit, I don't know.
Just one HP to do, and how troll, how troll.
They can dodge?
Okay.
I have not seen that move yet.
I really did try.
I really did.
How does that get her?
Any goodies?
Tell me it was just for some...
We can use the chroma?
No, I read the flying thing.
I just didn't know those guys were flying.
They weren't very high off the ground.
I mean, it's like saying she flies.
Is this flying to you?
She's not flying.
She's floating.
I wonder how many of you guys are here
hate the game or something i bet you so many of you guys
and you just want me to fucking trash it or something
yeah i should stop putting points in agility i feel like that's troll
let's get some crit damn going you know what i'm saying r and c
there's probably so many people here hoping that i hate it with a fiery passion
And you guys already know I'm not a big turn-based guy, but I hate this game is gonna be really
tough I think.
Because like how do you hate a game like this?
It's like hating Pokemon.
You know exactly what you're getting.
It's also like, it's also like hating Call of Duty.
I feel like it's hard to hate Call of Duty.
You know what I mean?
You guys fuel it up, buddman!
3 AP on killing an enemy. That's pretty dope.
Gustavo might need that one.
Maybe.
Or a chance.
We can use it.
20% chance to burn on free aim shot.
Alright, Gustavo.
You're gonna have to lose Dodger.
I mean, I'm not playing the game with dodging. That's just not gonna happen
What is just can she aim just like he can't with the weak spot stuff
How are you?
Hey, maybe I should put it on her then does it burn?
Is that a weak spot the shit?
Resistant the fuck do you think you are?
I think it's probably just a hot OOF, no I can't, I don't know what it's about, but I don't think it's a burn to death.
Burning shots, 20% chance per... okay, that's fine.
It's actually, you probably want him on him anyway, because he wants to, you want him
to burn first, because then she applies more damn off burn, because she has the crit strike
burn shit.
I mean, I technically want the crit burn on both people, but I need to level up first.
I don't really know.
I still can't quite tell, I can't tell, like, how, when it's mastered or whatever.
can't really I don't know what I'm looking at in this UI to be honest
free the toes free the toes
what color tells you
Am I gonna be able to kill this one?
What?
Um...
Am I just gonna auto this guy?
No...
Ah!
Well, yeah, I figured that would happen, it was worth a shot though.
You having new weapons that you missed?
Of course I did.
Of course I missed it.
Of course I miss it.
Oh these could be upgraded. Fire skills cost 1 less AP, 20% fire skills.
Oh.
And you start with an ice stain.
Oh.
Maybe I should put some points into vitality.
Did I get the burn done?
did get burned up there
no
yes?
maybe?
Shui is so confusing dude, I don't know what I'm looking at.
No fucking clue.
What are you doing?
Hey!
We can use...
Dang.
It's easy once you get it. Yeah, well...
That makes a lot of sense.
It's a lot of sense.
Easy once you get it.
Why is it worth it?
Ah, that's...
Um...
Honestly, leaving the low HPs and carrying them is probably a good play, but...
You're already as far as I got?
What?
This is all you played of the game?
That's crazy.
You have two party members.
Revive Tint.
Fuckin' Tint.
I wouldn't stop playing this game until I at least had my party members.
And if I had my full party, and like I had a little bit of a build going and I wasn't
having fun, then I guess that makes sense.
Well, like, you only have two people in a party when you're supposed to have whatever the number is for. That's craziest.
I'm really surprised I don't have a map. I'm kind of fucking lost. Everything looks the same.
Oh, I've never been here.
NEO!
I'm not gonna die.
Fuck.
It's big.
Fall back.
We can't do that.
Huh?
I'm not ready.
Huh? I'm not ready! I'm not ready!
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Okay. Okay.
What the fuck?
I'm not better than that.
Shield block one hit.
Okay.
Well that's block two hit, so how about that?
I don't know their moves. I'm gonna die.
Break the shield before I shoot him in the core for my next run because I'm dead as hell.
I'll do that next time.
Feels threatened. Aw, it is like Pokemon.
I want to keep charging my overcharge if there's a chance.
I just don't know.
I'm sorry.
That's not good.
Something's in the end, I'm fucked.
What am I supposed to do now?
Got one out of fire.
What are you doing?
Wait, did that fire though?
Oh, it's just moving in.
That's the problem.
That's the problem with that, dude.
That's what he had a big attack.
The parry timing on that ability is so weird.
How's this thing?
Uh-oh.
That's a new one.
Nothing new one
They similar the other one I need to stop all live now. Does he keep his charge?
Wait, why does he get a turn? Hey, he's not enough AP anyway. I mean I just need him to live once. Oh wait, why do I do him?
Nope
Is that a bad idea?
I don't know
Not this fucking shit, I don't want to bury this shit
Ah fuck
I-
Oh no
God fuck-
He lives though!
He lives!
I have three lightning bolts
I need to get that ability, do you think I have some new lightning bolts?
I don't have the pop here
And...
I actually don't know what to laugh at here.
Oh, Gustavo's got no AP.
Why does he got no AP?
For those who come off.
I don't know what the hell my heaviest hitter is. It's gotta be Thunderfall, right? It's
just asking. But I don't have any red flare things. But I do have a light stain. That
Counts right
Buggy
Oh, that's so bad
That's so and now we got shield
Well, can I break a shield by doing like, what, dude?
Melee.
Uh-oh.
Gustavo!
Look out!
He's got...
Gustavo!
Wait, this could be good if I bury this.
Actually, I'm gonna both bury this.
Why do I speak?
Just like, do the thing, don't say the thing and jinx the thing.
I don't believe in jinxing.
Well now what? Fuck.
Wait, I can revive again? Wait, why?
But I already do.
Uh, uh, question.
She blocked all attacks so like if I was to use like it's a little better
It was about I probably dead anyway, wait can I hit him in the heart just count to find out
Yeah
I
Like a job so I got
Holy shit, you're still going? I'm already dead!
What was happening?
What? What's going on?
Oh, no.
I have to hold it.
this is where they'll be
after that
to the
to
I hate this ability, I have so bad a dog again.
I don't want to buff my show.
I don't know.
I don't know all the right choices there.
I think I want to
Wait, actually I think I want to give him AP or nobody's eight out of ten. It's an attendant. I don't know
For him I guess
This is so weird that I haven't played a both of my games in so long.
This is actually such a trip.
It's literally been a Game Boy Advance.
It's fucking such a trip.
It's such a trip.
I mean, I'm just gonna spam burn, I guess.
Ooh, I should kill the adds, I think.
I don't know.
I don't know how I do here, actually.
I probably should have autoed that, though.
I probably should have auto-ed that, though.
Oh, what perfect timing! Wow.
I mean, if I fucked this up, I mean...
I think she needs a pee, but I can only give her three, which isn't enough to do anything.
I don't think.
It's wonderful three or four, I don't remember, fuck.
I think I just need to evaporate anyway.
Okay, I can't thunderstorm which sucks I can electrify
I could shoot three times and then electrify the last one, and if it crits twice, all the
shields gone.
Oh, the burn will take one away.
I think that's the play, maybe.
I think you go one, two, three, skills, electric fry, oh the first one!
And now the burn will take away the lat- oh no the burn doesn't go off, okay I go first.
Okay, um...
Oh I thought there was a core left, I'm gonna do it.
I wasted it, whatever. I have plenty in here.
Um...
Shit. Um...
What? Marking? She's not gonna have enough AP.
I think I have to overkill him, I think I have to overkill him, I think I have to overkill
charge here so I think I can kill him. Well do I? Actually...
Am I? I don't know, come on.
Okay.
Let me take this!
Burt?
What? Robbs!
What the fuck is that shit? It didn't do any damage, or Martin would be moved.
Rock!
Hello?
Unicipal? I hope not.
What's going on?
I just must...
Why was the side boss harder than the real boss?
What's up with that?
That's what I want to know.
Celebrate later.
I guess that makes sense actually.
Story bosses are usually easier in games than side bosses.
Yeah
Put that up nobody
Wait, there's a message on the wall
Took mile to the weird corals head north look for a door inside a heart
This doesn't make sense
who would have written this it sounds like an expedition of everyone knows to
sign their messages yeah but they might be like in the game yes but for the wrong
reasons I think anyone on the team what if it's a trap the man on the beach I
don't think I'm understanding it as well as you guys know smile we have to
be enjoying it the gameplay is really cool oh yeah it's to regroup at the
rally point and wait three days. This message feels off. If it was an expeditioner, they
would have stayed here. Everyone knows the protocol.
Right, but they may have been in danger. Maybe this location has been compromised.
Things change in the future.
There's a reason...
The protocol doesn't cover every contingency.
There's a...
You know that.
There's a reason it's protocol. We designed it to yield the optimal result in the
The vast majority of situations.
Once our entire team dying, part of that optimal result.
Look, I'm going off to Mitre.
Protocol also states, never move so.
I'll let you choose which program you want.
I
Have a certain number of this shit like four points
Nothing on that don't want that on top
definitely want that those guys fucking juice absolutely juice but he looks
like such a fucking nerd you know fuck oh yeah you want me to change my
Okay, I'll take it from here.
That's better.
Where'd this go?
How are you sticking to the game? I got board play fast.
I mean, I think, I'm gonna be really honest.
If it didn't have parries and like quick time events, I would never play this game.
The only reason I knew I would somewhat enjoy it is because it had those two things.
Because it creates a skill check in a game that doesn't need skill.
Normally need skill.
Normally these kinds of games just need, you know, planning and strategy.
Which is not mechanical skill.
So the fact that it adds mechanical skill is pretty cool.
i am
but i feel like i just keep scaling luck
like i don't know
why is his speed going up when i move his luck up?
oh he just
gets different
I wonder if I should give him more health.
I don't fucking know.
I feel like I'd die in like one hit anyway, so this is the point of getting health.
Heal's medium, fire damage all enemies, applies to 3 burn.
The burn seems insane.
I think I should get this.
Good.
Pick it, please.
Easier clear means easier and faster speed, right?
If I have some AoE first.
Ooh, from fire.
That seems really useful.
Remove that flower from Agostavo's hair. Oh, he does have a flower in his hair.
I still don't know how to use those currencies at your campfire yet.
Look at this.
What the hell is that shit?
They're a secret?
I guess they're...
I wish I had a fucking map.
This way, maybe?
That's where I came from.
Excuse me, pardon me.
No, excuse me, poke my mob.
Oh, I'm going to kill this man.
I'm gonna kill this man.
WAPAAA!
I forgot about that dodge.
I'll do it.
Nice.
Keep it up, crowd, just ten billion more QTs and it'll beat your team.
That guy doesn't like this game.
I'm not sure how to even change the targets here, but it says all enemies on this game.
I still don't know how to... or was that the one I was looking for?
I don't know.
No.
I don't know.
Maybe you drop down from the top.
Not a bad game, but it is super overrated.
I mean...
I feel like you could say that about any game, you know
Like if you don't like a shooting game and everyone else loves it
You're gonna be like oh, it's overrated because you don't like the shooting games
You know what I mean?
Like I don't like turn-based games
But I can
Understand people who love this genre. This probably is like a godsend
They like they like they're probably so happy
We can do something in power for for one turn on face
Okay, I
Want burning shots because I use shots at him all the time. I
guess we'll equip that and
I already have dead energy on her, I think, right?
Or wait, no, I'm just gonna be powering the system.
It's so fucking amazing.
Okay.
I'll figure this out.
I will.
Okay.
So currently, critical burn.
I don't want burning shots on her.
And then that leaves me with
I certainly have a choice.
Can I not just equip this and then?
No.
When it says base attack damage, does that mean your auto attack?
Like if you use an ability, you don't get this because I shouldn't use this on anybody.
Probably.
Seems kind of bad.
Or maybe his base attack, you know when I weak spot with my gun?
Maybe that gives it more damn, I don't know.
I'll turn here.
I still don't know how to use those, but...
I mean, that's gonna be, I mean, it should be an easy one, I think, but it's got different
tastes, I guess.
Some people probably can't stand the amount of choices that Baldur's Gate has.
It's fucking, there's a lot.
Some people like linear experiences rather than open ones.
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is this?
Borderlands tiny Tinos was happening
This shit
Oh.
Overworld?
Oh.
Oh, this is your way of traveling across the map, I guess.
Wow.
That was.
Can you just do this in linear instances?
In here.
Danger.
Okay.
Don't go that way, I guess.
Sure.
This is fucking weird.
I don't see the point of this.
of this. It's been a long day. We should make camp. I'm fine. Let's keep going. We won't
find Myel if we're dead. Myel.
This I don't like at all.
It's kind of like fast travel.
Hey, but couldn't you just layer the map like you have been doing?
Like what's the point of that?
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry about earlier.
The beach was not your fault.
No, it was.
I convinced Alan to land there.
So, uh...
We can rest a bit, but the moon is bright. I want to keep moving.
Have you learned nothing from the beach?
No, I am not leaving Mayel alone a minute longer than I have to.
But right now it's just the two of us, and I don't want to bring Mayel your corpse.
We have to think every step through.
The man on the beach, you saw what he did, but more than that...
You saw his face.
fencing themselves is open world. I mean, I get it. It's an easier way of making the
game. I get that. That makes full sense.
He must be what? 50? 60? Yet he survived the Gommage. We don't know who we're dealing
with we lost everyone in an instant exactly he killed us all so easily he
doesn't need to fake a message
Lucian Lucian died to save me
I am not letting my L die out here. I'm taking her home.
My L. My L.
No, no, no. We have a mission.
Oh, fuck the mission!
Fuck the mission, Luna!
What are we gonna do, huh?
Tell me.
What are we gonna do?
We're gonna take down a little piece of shit. Do they want you to not like it in your spots?
When one falls we continue. Yes, I know when one falls
when one falls not if
when
We knew not all of us would make it but we continue as
long as you know
Our fight is not over, but I'm not afraid to fight. It's just my L. She's my elsewhere the same oath
I know that she chose her life
You and I
Come on. We always listen to the ladies get such a low bitch. Let's go. Yes. Do you still believe that?
He cares about a sister bro, what the fuck? Yeah, but listen to what she's saying that
Like she's literally like his sister made a fucking choice
in the choices she wants to get out there
and parking
save the god damn world
and this guy's just
being a little baby bitch
they listen to every word of this girl saying to everything she's saying is
right
Oh, they're not they're not brother and sister. Well, anyway
Fuck the mission
Really
Sorry
My L
This round does not like flawed characters.
I mean I just don't like how like, bro, it's not that he's flawed, it's just, I mean I
guess he is flawed.
But like, there are these fucking, these, these expeditioners or whatever the hell they're
called, there are these gigajads that are here trying to save the fucking world and
stop the painterists or whatever the heck, and this guy's just, you can't just like
say I'm gonna do something to be a little baby about it, just do the damn thing,
you know?
I can walk in.
Bitch.
So this is the Baldur's Gate 3 camp, I guess.
Oh
Anything over here am I going
Fuck am I going?
I mean, out of here!
Fuckin' I don't wanna leave.
So is this like Baldur's Gate where they use the camp to have sexy time?
or no.
Let's just get my L on the party so we can give some more damage.
68.
Elegy's expedition.
You know the commanders of every expedition.
Expedition 68.
That boat was blown into the air by a storm.
Looming air lost sight of it, but assumed they crashed on the continent.
So are we underwater or is the extremities just underwater or are we in a bubble?
Lantus?
What's going on here?
I think we're in a bubble.
I'm looking for goodies, I'm looking for goodies, I'm looking for goodies.
Find us three locks and shoot them
This
Little jota war action, okay
Thing over here this should actually worth playing um
if you like these kinds of games I would say probably yeah seems pretty cool if
you like turn-based games but if you don't I would not bother an advantage
like I said I like Baldur's Gate I you know I used to like Pokemon I don't
I don't really like Final Fantasy, but still, I figured I'd give it a shot.
But yeah, if you don't like turn-based games, you will absolutely...
This game will do nothing different than it'll actually make you like it.
Like it's cool to have like...
QT's or whatever, but...
Yeah, we spot Dagi.
So how do we spot?
No.
Where are the shots though? They never know.
Chroma is flowing.
Ice?
Ready to engage.
Oh my!
Okay, huh?
Heh heh.
Bailed that one horribly.
I'm a big hater of turnbasin modern day, but this game made me moist for the majority
of my playthrough. I don't know. You don't know multiplayer games, like I'm talking gamers,
like that's my sense, like Micah Valley asked that question, Micah Valley is a fucking gamer.
Like my sentiment is to the gamers, not saying you're not a gamer half-crack, you know what
I'm saying? Like I'm talking gamer gamer, like I'm talking comp. If you're a comp
player and you've never played games like this, I promise you you won't like it.
And that's okay.
Be careful.
Whoopah!
Erm...
Can I shoot their balloon?
Bro...
Are you...?
Sigh...
Okay, bro. What's the point?
Fuck you, buddy.
Okay.
All right. I might be dead here. I might be dead.
There's a very good chance I'm dead here.
Oh
Too early oh
I drive to auto you to death like what's going on here?
I need a campfire. Hold on. Ignore me. Ignore me. Ignore me. Look for a campfire. Ignore
me. Ignore campfire. Ignore me. Look for a campfire. I'll backtrack in a second. Just
see a campfire
there's that one?
campfire
that one
oh I missed something there for sure
fair to change those vinyls they've already decided it's bad
Nah, not true. Not that true, because like, unless you know the person, right, you have
to really know the person. Like Justin, like my homie Justin. He hates anime. And I know
he hates anime. But like if you don't really know the person, what the f- You don't really
know the person, you can always change their minds. But if you know them, and you know
Oh no though, then yeah, I guess you're kinda right.
Oh, you can shoot the balloons!
Not fun!
There.
Really not.
That did nothing.
Shoot me!
Oh!
All right, what did I miss here?
Hey, these guys are so good for farming XP. Hello?
Nice.
Are you kidding me?
WAPAAH!
What else did I miss here?
Any goodies?
Oh yeah, there was these mobs over here, the two of them.
I'm going to use the shield.
We can use that.
Ooh.
Gustavo, are you gonna be that sharpshooter?
Cause you're gonna be.
Just that's the way it is.
Gustavo are you gonna be that sharpshooter?
Cause you're gonna be
It's that simple
Um
Dub
It's really good
Anything else?
Bang!
Should we have been the original sent to?
I never actually beat that game.
I have a map yet?
I don't have a map yet, aww.
I have fucking lost.
Oh, I'm back at the beginning.
Okay, did I miss anything here?
I don't think so.
I don't know what I'm doing.
somebody was upset somebody he was upset that this one game of the year because you click
skills for my menu.
Well, I mean, Game of the Year is not like, it's not like a fucking, it's not like a
prestigious title of like Game of Technological Advancement Award.
It's just a game that majority of people love this year.
It's just a game, bro.
It's not that serious.
Okay, let's get out of here.
That's so funny.
So funny as response.
That's funny as fun.
I love that.
Oh, shit.
That's good.
That game must have been really bad when Baldur's gate won.
Oh, shit.
Ha ha ha ha!
I love that.
It seems empty, let's go.
Someone lives here.
It's my L. Maybe you fucking five years of past or something.
It's not game of time travel.
Where are we?
This is...
Where are we?
This is...
I don't know what stats to properly put in, but DC.
I think once we get 50% crit, oh, I get a soft cap for sure.
I used to go up one point every...
Ooh, we definitely in a soft cap. This game has soft caps for sure.
Shiiiiiiiit.
Shiiiit.
10 skill points?
Holy fuck, I kinda wanna save.
Uh, let's try to save some skill points.
There's a new witcher coming too next year. That is true.
That game's gonna own...
...Seryl of Sentra.
gonna slap some ass hey it's my L what's up little fella
my head
it's 2027 oh take all the time you need Witcher
Are you... real?
Wait, that's a real myel? I thought it was gonna be like a fake myel, like a demon.
Well, you shall smell real enough.
She's just chillin' in a fuckin' Alice?
Okay, really off topic, but has anyone else pissed that Pluribos has been fuckin' taking 8 years to progress?
Or just me?
Sorry.
80 HP. Alright. Lock it.
What is he?
I'm not sure.
It doesn't really talk.
The chroma around him.
It's...
It's quite different from the nephrons.
Yep, not having, not watching, not watching to watch Carol take out the garbage three
times in an episode.
Dude, I can't believe the choices that Vince Gilligan's making for that show.
The fact that we have to sit there and listen to like, I know people are going to get mad
because they're going to be like, oh, it's part of the artistic vision, but like, bro,
we also are people and we want to be entertained.
If you haven't listened to Carol, listen to a fucking voice recording 15 times in one episode,
wasting precious minutes of airtime,
ooh, that grinds my gears.
Oh my goodness, absolutely grinds my gears.
But I know that's the point,
but like you're wasting my precious time,
Vince,
motherfucker,
but that might just make the finale that much sweeter in the next few days.
the finale is out early. It's supposed to come out on the 26th but it's coming out on the 23rd.
At the end of the day they're pretty cool. Wait, I'm playing my L! Hey, what does my L do?
She's part of my team.
Deals low single target damage applies defensive-less. Defense-less, okay.
Deals medium single target damage increases damage to marked targets, virtuous stance.
Deals low single target fire damage 1, applies 3 burns, plus 3 burns.
Okay, I'm gonna put Pictos on.
We've got a problem.
We're gonna do critical burn.
Wait, that's all you can put on?
You only have five slots?
Uh-oh, um, all right, we'll critical burn.
And then you, I don't have any Pictos for you.
I'm so sorry.
I don't, you might be insane.
I don't, I don't know.
You might be a really good character, but I got nothing for you. So sorry, my Al
You're staying up till the heart reset?
Fuck no.
I don't know.
Oh, I guess we're just leaving.
I guess we don't even explore the mansion anymore.
We're out of here.
Oh the guys waiting at the door hold on do I gotta fight him? I'll beat his ass. Do I need to do skills for her?
She's got three skill points. Low single target fire damage one target because we
have to fire for the next two turns. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
Switch to virtuous stance if the target is burning. Okay I don't know what virtuous
Stance means and I could get both technically I get this one and I
I kind of think you want her to go last, so keep her speed low.
I mean I guess I should just go my H, she's got a high base.
She's got a really high base, 100. So much higher than all the other characters.
I don't know what the right choice is.
Apparently you guys said I missed something.
Oh, I did.
I like to play this, it's my first instrument I ever learned to play, fun fact, the more
you know.
Fuck, it's not in here.
characters? I want to change. Oh.
What's she play?
I actually missed something here, not the part that I missed.
You guys...
That's fucking trollin' me.
It's on the air.
There's two secrets?
Strits, what the fuck?
How are you talking about secrets?
Invisible walls?
Dark souls?
Oh, you know what?
What if there's a puzzle with these doors?
I'm not gonna attempt this,
but what if you had to press each door
in a certain order of thoughts?
I mean, he's already jumping.
I don't know what that has to do with Mario, but unless you're talking about something
else. Why does it feel like I could get up there?
Offsig moves. Mario 64 bro. You think I played Mario 64?
where I was playing fucking Counter Strike 1.6
Actually, I may have been playing 1.5 then. Well...
I don't know when Mario 64 came out.
I can't.
Alright, alright.
The attacks announced with jump must be jump.
You can jump in a fight?
What do you mean jump?
Press space bar to jump in.
bro
and i feed my mouse
alright
new tech
jump tech
unlocked
Alright, what does she do?
Changes her battle stance, defensive, take less damage gains when they B her barrier.
No, defensive steals more damage, but in case they use it, it deals a lot more damage
for Chewis.
For Chewis, for Chewis, my owl starting steal is offensive, spark, percy, offensive
switch, male, my owl, defensive, what?
Spark and percy, switch her to defensive.
Okay, I don't mind if I do not.
She doesn't have AP, bro. I can't go in for Chewis.
I mean, I guess I'll apply Defensive Listness.
She just uses a lot of base damage.
There's a little tutorial, I guess.
to teach you how my L works I kind of want to burn him again
all right my L you know what to do
Not a ah wait I can't I can't I can't I used to a tried
Why could I only use Spark?
What?
Oh, it's a memorial.
Oh.
I see.
How the fuck did I do Burn's Go?
Jesus Christ, I could do more?
20?
Jesus Christ!
It's a lot of big numbers.
That was fun, but you can come with me if that's...
No.
Yeah, or we could get back to the Indigo Trail.
The ads are more interesting than the games play.
That's funny.
What's up, little guy?
a chestril stop that you big hairy brush face can't you see they're human okay it's
a bit dramatic but if you're nice snorkel would trade you lots of useful items for
Kramer
Perhaps the grandest in the SK exists too are there more gestures like you? I'd love to meet them
Okay, you silly scruff that village is not fun. Really?
I know you don't have time for detours yeah we need to get to the
Patriots there's another sea between here and the
Patriots no co as the best gestural merchant ever I bet you know a solution
Yeah
Come on you broom head. I know you know
The group is different
Well, I guess you'll get to meet more gestures
It looks different. Let's get in this good stuff.
Fight the merchant? What? Fight the merchant to unlock this item in the shop.
Are they really hard? Is this like an endgame thing? Like a backtrack?
For sure a backtrack angle. I mean I guess I could try. What does this mean?
Fight the merchants. Oh I'm not full. Oh is it a 1v1?
Oh, shit.
Uh, okay. I guess Gustavo? I don't fucking know.
Okay, I didn't know what he was going to do.
Okay, we'll grab more of this.
I got a little too many charges maybe.
He doesn't hit as hard as I thought he would, he looks like a big lad, but...
I don't have enough juice.
Alright, man.
Can I carry just one, let's see.
Oh, you got more!
Oh, shit, I looked at chat, I bet.
I don't know if he's got a second face or something.
Well, those would come up.
Anyway.
Base attack applies defensive-less, defenseless, defenseless.
That seems pretty bad.
I mean it is a playa, though
I want to buy these
Wait, I can add lubina points?
To my character?
When can I do that, bro?
I guess I yeah
he's dead never runs who could have done this yes so you didn't just a new mansion
I guess we found 68's book.
There's a path through the barrier.
God damn it, I keep minimizing my game, it's not full screen.
Fuck you.
Dude.
of
the
I don't know if you want that...
I don't...
I don't know if I should do anything.
I think that buried way too late.
I got a weapon.
Oh.
Cool.
Ahem.
Um...
I don't think I can hit him in time, GG.
I don't know why I can't carry with her.
Ah, I'm dead.
Can I restart that?
You guys got the first attack.
That's not fair.
I won't.
That's shut them all on fire
I think we're okay
I apparently just can't very much dig
Okay, though.
I'm gonna go around.
Oh, my God, I'm gonna go around.
This will be useful.
You sit right there.
You don't move.
Where am I?
Can I fight you?
Where am I?
Can I fight you?
Oh, you're the person to talk to.
Uh, attack.
Uh-oh.
Can I fuck up?
Oh, Jesus. Okay.
Oh.
I'm alive!
Oh
Okay, I'm very happy not so great
Oh, they don't like that.
How can I tell if I'm virtuous or if I'm stanceless right now because I died, huh?
I'll die again.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Victory.
That's a lot of damage.
Um, well, I think this guy's dead, so we're going to have to go back to the base.
Oh, don't die, lady. Please, my hell.
Oh, my god. Hello?
So, what do I do when I'm in the stance?
Oh, I guess I go pierced per se.
I think.
I'm assuming once I'm in the stand for it per se?
Really?
That was probably my favorite soundtrack.
Or song.
Pretty good.
Who cares about the AI art? Jesus. Somebody stop that man.
nothing down here what's the point of going down here
parkour wait can I miss something let me parkour parkour what
This is where you go back up in case you fell?
Yeah.
Oh, this?
Okay.
I did not see that.
Nice.
Intact mine.
I wonder how I'm supposed to kill that guy.
Oh, you're supposed to give that item to that dude you just killed.
Oh shit, did I get the bad ending?
I guess I'll try to kill this guy.
The storm is coming.
I'll beat its ass, you say the word.
Oh fuck.
Oh no.
Oh I fucked up.
Oh it's over.
Oh, they got first, oh wait.
Oh what?
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Good burn this guy so he dies.
Honestly, probably worth it.
Get a little double killer.
If I'm not a double-westerner.
And then you can go in your stance.
I didn't know what his move was, dude. I didn't know what it was gonna be.
Uh, you're gonna buff you, and then you're gonna hopefully...
I miss the time to get on, dammit.
I was looking at my brain was looking at something else. I don't want to talk about it
First day should just
A cruel assault a cruel assault
A cruel assault
cd elements I don't know I'm assuming I just want more power power equal better
I guess
nice element bad I mean it's just more damaged no 98 versus 81 may as well
just use it
but it's not off vitality which it's off defense and
I'm not too...
Thanks.
Um, that's a bit of a problem, ain't it?
Um...
I don't know, I don't know where to put these coins, I'll be honest with you, gentlemen.
I could tell she's pure might though.
And then I'm hitting a soft cap of crit, which is making me sad.
I don't know, I'm going pure glass cannon, I don't know what to do.
all staying to deal high elemental damage if the target could break. Definitely learning that.
And then what do you do, my owl?
Reapplies current stance and gets 2-4 AP.
I feel like I definitely want to equip some of these pickdos on some of my characters.
So I unlock them for my whole group.
I think.
There's such a mess.
The whole thing is just such a mess.
I'm looking at.
I quit everything for now, I think.
I don't know, I hate that screen.
That screen is the most jarring.
Needs a little bit of a need a little bit of a mod for that one. That one's fucking. I don't know what I'm looking at half the time
We can use that yeah, I found program
I forgot he's got a lion, nah fuck, um that's a blunder, um okay, oh shits, fuck that up.
Yeah, that's a lot of...
Absolutely dork.
Nope.
Oh.
Okay.
I like that one better.
I'm sorry about that.
I think I need to get rid of the damper shake.
This shit is so drawing.
Wait, didn't I lose one?
Hold on.
He's...
Oh, okay.
I need to turn off camera shake. It makes that, when you're looking for the quick time events, it makes it so much harder to find it.
I'm gonna try turning off camera for today, I'm gonna try turning off camera for me too.
I don't know what that does but...
You can use that.
It's pretty good, it's good fucking thick dude
Oh my god...
Let's get it
Oh god I'm gonna die
What?
Hello?
Okay, I need to turn that setting back on, because it just makes it so I can't see anything.
I didn't know that, I didn't know turning off that setting would just fucking make
it so I can't see dick, what is that shit?
Okay, I didn't turn that thing back on. That was terrible. I literally didn't see anything.
Okay, we'll try to abandon some research because that was not fair.
I didn't count.
Am I going to get first strikes every single time? God damn it.
Yeah, I didn't even get to see the movement. I didn't even let you see it last time.
That was so hard.
I think I'm going to mark my mark.
Curve.
Plankers in chat defending AI.
I mean, isn't it funny that nobody said a bad thing about this game until the letter A and I was in it, and now all of a sudden everyone's so conflicted?
I think that's pretty funny. I personally think you should enjoy whatever you want to enjoy, AI or not. Personally. That's my honest take on that.
Like me for example, I don't know if I could watch like AI television or like AI movies
But I wouldn't fault somebody for watching it. You know what I mean?
I think we're just going to all night, I don't know what to do.
I need a rest, right?
Oh, actually, I don't have two litters.
Alright.
Where the fuck am I going?
I need a map, I'm telling you.
Wukong all over again.
I guess Wukong is a little bit more linear.
Well, I don't know.
Some of the Wukong maps work verbose and confusing.
Expedition 16.
Oh, we are not listening to fucking logs, bro.
I'm sorry.
So many.
I don't like this.
Man.
This one is gigantic.
Avoid those at all costs.
Lune really likes grit? Yeah, but I'm trying to, you know,
mix business with pleasure.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, fuck. It's a mime.
Bitch no, I don't want to face it first. No
Wait get strong
Whoa, this guy's strong as fuck, hello?
Peace of mind!
What the shit?
Why are you so strong?
I can't get the kill!
Hello?
I can't get the kill!
Hello?
I can't kill a Sam, sorry.
I won't do this!
God damn it!
Fuck.
He's not firing anymore.
Fuck.
Um.
I can make him weak to fire.
I don't know.
of
the
guys I don't know about this one I don't have enough gas bro I don't got enough gas
I mean, it's over.
Erm.
Okay.
What goes to come up?
What does he come up to?
That's not looking good, I know.
I know it's not looking good.
Wait, what about now? Maybe?
I think I get another turn. I think I want to buff her
Okay, all right, I guess you just had to break his armor. I thought I was lost
I need health I have potions, don't I
Oh.
Okay.
That's good.
Okay, we got a weak spot friend.
Fucking demigore guy.
I couldn't mark and a burn.
I mean that's probably pretty, I think I'm okay with that though.
Mark, burn.
And do...
...footstripe.
OHHHHH!
What?
What the-
Uhhhh...
Okay...
I
Know this guy's strong as fuck
Okay fuck off man
How far are you from a break? Oh, really far.
Exhaustive stats make a difference character from gaining AP from source.
Okay.
Are you exhausted? My L?
My L?
That's not good.
If I use Swish Ride, I won't get my AP back to use the first day.
I won't have enough anyway, even if I did.
Um...
I don't know how long that takes.
I guess let's keep the burn going.
Uh...
What the hell's happening?
This guy might be winnable, actually.
He has a lot of health, though.
And like, do I lose a player from up?
Is it the answer?
Yes.
Then...
This is kind of fucked.
I mean, I mean, I don't know.
Bad fairy.
Oh.
Should I try again? I guess it seems pretty hard.
It seems pretty hard.
I'll try again. Fuck it. I'll try. I'll try a little bit.
Okay, well if he's gonna get eight again, I'm just gonna buff.
actually just gonna get it again
No
of
Give my L back! Oh, what's happening?
Give my L back, you demon!
Well, don't you come off.
Holy fucking big damn, this guy does not like lightning. Holy shit.
I keep doing more fire, which isn't terrible, but I think I want to do it off of a mark.
We're in a mayhem, I think, here.
Should do good things.
Not really in a climb, I think, I'm like.
And then we're gonna...
probably buff again in case you get to beat him
damn i'm sure he beat you
I'm not going to get any stains, I think I need to give you this, and then give.
Do another burn.
Let's do another.
Switch.
Brace yourself. Brace yourself.
I need another burn.
I need a burn.
I need a little Percy.
Uh-oh!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
That's not good.
I'm alive.
That's not good.
Oh, blunder, blunder, blunder bus.
Um...
Auto?
Yeah, I think I know.
I'm in defensive, which fucking sucks.
Ah...
Ah, yeah, that's really bad.
Um...
Oh, this is really bad, it's so bad.
No, oh no, I don't even know if she could, I don't even know if she could break.
I mean what do I do here?
Damn, actually so winnable too.
just like the turn order was a little bit better.
Jesus.
Get ready.
Perfect.
Now I need, he needs gas to break.
Uh-oh. I don't know how I'm gonna get him gas to break.
um
Oh, this is not good
I think I can't hear him.
That's wrong though.
Well those would come off.
I think I can hear him.
Well those would come off.
Oh I didn't crit like last time.
I don't know what to do with those.
I mean she doesn't have marks but
I wonder if I should have saved my turn after.
But maybe I should have done that after.
I don't know if I would have had enough.
I
God fucking dammit.
I don't think I could kill him.
I don't know if damage is here.
I could mark one more time for her?
No, I can't.
I don't know how I'm gonna do this.
I can't heal.
I don't have any items.
I think I'm all out of items.
They're everything.
Oh.
Good.
Good mark for her.
Good. Good mark for her.
Uh-oh. Wait, you got it? No, I can't. My character moved out of the way.
I think I just Percy spam to be honest she can't break I either burn here with
low fire and then I spam there's no she can't break any there's no break
I think I just pray I can hit a burp. That hurts a lot. I have a pair of these. I don't have any children.
Yeah!
Okay, I cannot break.
I don't know oh I could shoot him oh true I mean maybe it'll be enough with another
the first team? Maybe?
Oh! Um...
Fuck.
Am I good?
Uh, no. Maybe those shots were bad.
The shots may have been bad.
Oh no.
Not like this.
Oh my god.
You're right!
I'll do it.
On me!
Okay.
I thought I had enough gas, bro.
I don't have enough gas, I don't have enough fucking- Ah, shit man.
Man, I don't have stains!
Fuck!
I mean, I can't break anything.
That's fucking stinks.
Oh, it's not.
I did it.
That's all over it.
Ah, it's just it.
It's just still here.
I feel like if I had max like um like full like from a from a like a like a like a rest
if I had max like rest points or what's it called the
called things that give me things I think if I had that it'd be a lot better where's a campfire
What are the things that you eat that let you do other things?
Where's the campfire?
Am I stupid?
What's going on?
Oh, there's something down here.
Hold on, let me...
Where is this campfire?
Am I stupid?
I don't have enough of it.
Bro.
Hello.
All the way back here.
You got any brakes, my ale?
Can break.
Oh.
Oh, fuck.
I don't have enough.
Oh, I do.
I do.
Oh my god, I have a break on my L. That could mean something.
maybe that'll help fight the guy wherever the guy is I forgot already
Oh
Rest fucking damn it every time I touch it I think I'm resting
All these probably good to have
have all of your guys have a break. You never know when the turn order is going to call
for a break.
I feel this game winning game of the year will only encourage more developers to use
What?
This is not the same way.
Fuck.
Tell him you do that, I need a map.
Is that the same way?
Wait.
I'm so confused.
Maybe this?
Please tell me I got a map eventually
No I'm freaking dammit why man the same thing with Wukong just add it bro it takes two minutes
Okay, well maybe a little bit longer than that, but still...
Alright, where was this demon guy?
Over here, right?
Let's try you again, sir.
So she is not she's the only one I could break oh no
No, I'm technically not, the other team can too.
Spam Electrocline.
Then you'll do your thing, and then I close across the break.
High Fizz damage 6, if in Venn, staying Venn, can break.
You need 6 though.
Watch out!
Okay!
Then I need you to spam fire, so...
That's some grace.
Careful, Tmyra.
oh my ass man my ass maa my ass maa not my ass maa my ass maa
fuck you son of a bitch
Now I can't break that enough for...
Ah, suck me.
Suck me, fuck me, buddy.
Suck me, fuck me.
No, and then...
And then...
It's just...
I need to restart.
It's just...
Oh, I...
It's...
I think it's it's it's just it's
Fucking my L
Honestly, since this guy always gets eight times his cost
I
Fuck
I can't break with her because she's not in for do-its, right?
Or can it break not being, uh, fuck?
I'm not sure if I could break in there.
Oh, you in?
I won't see this one.
Maybe back. My other L. It just pops down. Everyone's shits really low. I think I need
That burns, Charlie.
And then you need to do your normal thing.
You have 1% for every fucking time.
And then you need to...
Mark...
Ow, my god!
I accidentally hit spacebar like a felt piece of shit.
And then you can electrify.
Why the mark go away?
Can I change their order? Can I flip them?
The orders fluff up. She'll always use the mark before each she gets used to them.
But, how do I not realize this sooner?
I fucked up.
I fucked up bad.
Build AP?
Oh yeah, to skip turn.
Shit.
That's a blunder, um...
I don't think I'll do here.
Over charges ass, but I won't break it, I won't break them.
I think I need a little bit more damage.
I may have been a bad call.
I may have been a bad call, I'll be honest with you gentlemen.
I may have been a bad call.
I mean I should be able to break the owl, right?
This should be able to break, I think.
That's good.
If we can't do it now, we're fucked.
We're gonna mark for more um, more fighters, I think.
still here so big damn nice and I get another turn oh wait I don't get no my
L you I thought I got one more turn before I got eight I mean I should
hopefully still be able to win I think Mark with one fire I don't know
Electrify? Maybe Electrify actually.
That's a way longer than it should have been.
25% increased counter attack damage.
That's gotta be insane, no?
Abyssalam, new weapon.
Ooh, Vitality Scaling, nice.
Honestly, he ends up doing a lot more base attacks.
than I expected.
hell
I don't know well I don't know what I didn't
I feel like I just end up base attacking a lot more with this guy than I thought, so
There's nothing back there.
Do I still have enough?
I still put burning shots on.
Why can you put stagger and attack on twice? I don't understand that.
Oh, it said don't have an O.
Wait, couldn't I unequip marking shot? Hold on.
Couldn't I unequip marking shots?
And then since I have three left
put marking on
I mean, I don't even want these shots anymore. I think they're kind of ass actually.
i don't really have many options though so whatever i don't think it's worth a night
i don't care i don't care
relax buddy
it's like a go
change the order can i
I don't even know if I can do that.
I can change her skins.
I don't...
I mean, it kind of looks like this guy with this, and the way it...
with...
That's cute.
looks similar. All of them. I don't know if I can actually change the order. Now
unlock the swimsuits. Huh? Is there swimsuits?
Remove them from your party? I don't think I have that option, I only have three
people.
That doesn't seem like I'm supposed to go there yet.
No, I'm serious. I don't think I have the...
I don't think I have that as an option.
To move from party.
Oh.
Okay, so...
Add, add?
Maybe that'll work.
Wait. This is a problem though.
Oh, this is weird. Okay, hold on.
This is gonna create a weird beat.
Because...
You attack with him...
And then she sets it on fire...
And then Maya-El takes the fire and goes...
Fuck. I don't think this is gonna work.
Unless this guy can make fire happen in an easy way I
Kind of need to do it in the normal order. I don't think I could change first
I think Gustavo this guy's the man. Oh wait. Oh, I
Can okay
So it should be this way there go lose go first
This building has a certain melancholy beauty, a lone outpost of humanity.
This guy has the most agility, so he's always gonna go first.
I didn't work at all.
It's right.
I'll just like, I'll find a way to skip the turn using like mats or whatever.
I don't know why I marked that, but I don't know why I marked that, but I don't know why I marked that.
and
that's
after free and it base attack damage increased by 50% for one turn
and it's
against certain mobs, so, oh, oops, maybe I was supposed to fall, I'll beat that ass
What?
Oh, I forgot the dollars.
Uh, not many yet.
Super bitch.
Me, I mean super bitch.
Oh, god.
Hurry it!
Oh, I think I could just kill him with a wildfire.
I wonder if you could make it so people always attacked one person.
Cuz then I could just have my L always get hit when she's in vertosiosis or whatever
I'm lost or the same where am I
I'm all fucking turned around I'm going backwards
There's loot here, so no, this looks the exact same as the place I was just at.
This'll be useful.
Wait, this is the same place.
Am I fucking blind or what?
Let's see how much damage does that actually use.
I killed both of them, I don't know if that's how that works.
I'm so lost dude.
looks so similar I don't know where the fuck I'm going
that's the right way man it's a big dude what's up big lad
oh you got marked
I did not meet this up that guy that was an accident.
I was supposed to hit the other guy, this guy.
That's so fine.
Fuck was a lot about air.
Fuck.
This music is making me go fucking crazy.
I feel like I'm in a fucking asylum, whatever this chime is, is making me go crazy.
It just won't stop.
And I'm running in circles in a place that- okay there's nothing here I guess, I think
I'm done, I don't think there's anything left.
That's the way I came from.
There goes my-
No.
Wait.
Yeah.
I think that's everything here.
Oh yeah, I got it.
I think I-
I grappled there.
I already did that.
Uh, that's where I came from. I went up there.
You got any health over here? No.
I'm shilling. I think we explored all of it.
You had a grapple far left?
Is that right?
Um...
Where?
Oh, oh, shit.
I was wondering why there was a dead end.
That makes way more sense.
I'm going to go back to the
one
of
the
right now
You miss another gravel?
What do you need?
What?
Oh.
Oh, fuck, it's a boss man.
It's a boss man.
Oh, geez.
Oh, goodness.
Well, bam!
That's hard.
Oh, it's a chromatic, motherfucker.
I'm moving attacks, I'm moving attacks!
Holy shit, he hits hard!
Oh my god
Okay, we're not gonna spend a phase we're not to spend a phase learning his moves
Or was it suffer this guy is so much
hell what's happening what's happening what's happening what is going on okay i didn't know that
moves i don't i i mean i'm just gonna play it out until i understand what the hell is going to be so
I see so it's a hit from it's a it's a it's a shooter plus the hit from the
trombone everybody hit from the trombone plus the shooter okay okay okay we'll
just a little reset that one actually let's see his next move what else you
got. See his other move. What else he got sir? Oh, let's see it. Okay, okay, that's his double move, okay?
All right. I don't know if he does more than that, but the last one only had two moves.
and took me like 30 minutes on the go.
Okay, winnable.
Oh.
Okay, let's just, let's just, let's just restart that one.
That timing is really weird, like, dang.
It's really weird timing.
I don't know if it's off like this.
Let me know.
This guy is hard.
Okay, that one comes fast.
fast like a one two and it's a tough one. It's a tough one. It's a tough one. It's a tough one.
It's a tough one.
I wonder what his weakness is. Do these, do these traumatic fuckers even have a weak-
Oh I should Ice Lance in. Probably, right? Maybe? I dunno, I'll see what it does.
I mean, I may as well use my tinctures, I guess, but...
I won't waste this.
Not again.
I won't waste this, she said.
Confidently.
I mean, it's just, it's just, it's fucked, it's fucked, it's fucked.
I mean, it's just fucked.
It's just never been more fucked.
Okay, well, maybe that... I mean, I guess I'll rez again? I don't know. Sure. Probably should've died again.
She's unoffensive. Don't know how to help me.
Um...
She takes more... I mean, I... I...
Get out of offensive in the Virtue.
Again?
Oh, dude.
Good afternoon, dad.
That's funny as fuck, actually.
After she's dead, I buried it.
Um.
Yeah, she was dead, I buried it.
Um...
Oh!
Okay.
I didn't realize that I would do THAT much damage.
Trubba-Dim!
I must have crit or something free aim shots deal damage to an additional random target I
don't even know how to level up guns whatever these are that is so much more power 124 brother
3 AP on breaking a target and you- oh that's good! 3 AP on breaking a target is really good.
Wait, these pincos, or whatever they're called, the tickcos, they give you base stats? Oh
Oh my god, they do!
Is that only when it's equipped?
Not when it's...
Luminimid?
Holy fuck, I didn't know they had to give you...
Dude, they gave you base fucking stats, bro!
Why didn't anyone tell me this?
Okay, so that's important to know.
I probably want her to crit more, but I also want her to crit more too.
She's already got three crits on, which is fine, empowering attacks kind of troll.
I could put energizing break on, which will give her more speed, which is irrelevant.
I mean, speed doesn't really matter.
Okay, here's what I'm going to do, we're going to put this here, have a bunch of crit,
cool. And then you got some more space. She uses Mark targets a lot. Counter attack damage
is always a dub. And then this menu is still so bad. I'm going to be honest with you.
This is fine.
I want to get rid of this.
Marking shots.
I just don't have...
I can't.
Phew.
Oh, alright.
Okay.
Shell?
If I put Shell on, do I have enough points to put?
That guy was pretty easy actually his moves weren't that bad somehow the first guy was
way harder
I guess the first guy I didn't do as much damage so I just had to sit there
and pray
I just keep spamming light on her. I have no idea if it's good. Like I really don't.
No crits insane, but like I don't even have a crit weapon yet. That's not like I have a might one either I
Don't know
I don't know any of these right choices. I'm spamming might on her. Don't know if it's good
She's using a luck and agility weapon just like
I don't know
I mean, you did do a 7k crit with her. Yeah, but yeah. I don't know. I'm sure there, I
I want to get this number to 30, it's just pissing me off.
I don't know why, I just wanted that number to be 30.
Six.
Ten.
Shatter is insane.
But you would need 10 ability points for that to go down, that's crazy.
I don't know what I go for here.
Low single target ice damage 2 hits, gains 4 AP, targets burning consumes
Leaves to play a second turn.
Good.
What don't I use here? I don't really use Thunderfall.
I don't really use Ice Lance actually.
Where the fuck's the ability I just learned?
I'm not just throwing my belly.
What's going on here?
Oh, it's right here.
Fuck, I'm blind.
There's...
Alright.
It's a good time to take a piss.
Maybe the Troubadour?
Yeah.
That was a joke.
My owl.
Watch out!
My L.
Oh boy. Oh boy.
Goblin. Goblin jumps.
I thought I was supposed to jump, dude!
I buried the first one, and then I jumped the second one.
I could do more burn.
And I could...
Oh!
Okay
The music takes no thematic sense, but it's groovy so far the soundtrack has been like zero seven
I guess I'll just stack...
Maybe?
Or I'll electrify it, I don't know.
Oh, that's a good choice.
So, I either Earthsea or I Fury.
If I Fury, I could Earthsea after, I think.
Holy fucking ball!
Damn, I'm one-off overcharged this ass.
I do here.
Let's see.
Does Overcharge still work even though it's not max 10?
I feel like yes.
Okay.
now the burns done
Sucks.
Rose flowers. I know what that means.
Atts.
You can do it with fire though.
I don't know if they do, but they are not ads.
The song sounds like that guy.
I'm a bad guy.
Can I break up a sleeper?
This was...
Oh.
This song sounds like Back Guy.
Yo, don't you hear the beat?
Listen.
You hear that in the back?
Let's go backtrack backtrack
Listen
All right, well the backtrack listen
the
time you guys can you guys get you just you're not like
musically
sounds like I am not fine
there's a lot of things that I can do that you can't
like listen
to music better so
yep I don't know it just sound like that guy whatever
don't judge don't judge
she's starting to blast it
this guy doesn't fucking get you I love it I love it
this Gustavo's got to be the worst character in the game
Gustavo we won't understand what's going on if we kill everything that moves
You saved yourself from sending spoilers?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't give a fuck about spoilers.
You could tell me that all these guys die and I wouldn't give a fuck.
You're all good.
Don't worry about spoilers here.
I wouldn't even know what to believe, even if you said it.
Shape of health can be used at camp to upgrade the healing tint.
How come it's telling me I could do all these at the camp and I haven't used them yet?
I can't use my chroma catalyst?
I can't use anything.
What do you mean?
Oh, at camp!
Oh!
Not...
Oh!
Well, I don't think I could do this.
Oh, pump.
Ah ah ah.
Trans too simple to care about Deep Story?
No.
It's just I'm hard.
I'm honestly just very picky and hard to please.
Am I playing on hard?
You're goddamn right I'm playing hard, Bloodwing.
This ain't no baby shit, I would not play on fucking whatever that medium difficulty's called.
No, I'm not, I'm not hard. No, I'm not hard. To be clear, I'm not hard. I'm playing on the hardest difficulty.
I'm still too far.
Both can be true.
Hard watching my L. Okay, bro.
Why did I read that out loud, dude?
What's wrong with you?
Being out here isn't what I expected.
expected. Hey, you okay? Your pictos are gonna be so unoptimized I can't. Wait, am I
fucking something up? Am I playing the game wrong? I'm not gonna take advice from
Ludwig, but I will take advice from the rest of the chat. Am I playing the game
I was used to losing people
I've had a foster child right
But not like that on the beach
Yeah, yeah, I know yeah, you're not following the story. Yes. I am dude
some old man killed all their expedition 33 years and
survivors and he was looking for my L and found my L and now he's getting his
fucking he's getting his PP back finally he stopped being such a little bitch
finally and it makes Lumiere complacent I actually don't know what we're doing
right now the Gommage is equally violent and death we got to go find the
old guy and kill him I guess that is just as final and now we're reminiscing
on the good old days well maybe not the good old days yeah me too maybe the bad
days look if death approaches I want you to run no no promise me run especially
if we meet the man from the beach we can't face him you see him you run only
if you do the same oh I'm running as soon as I see a strand of white hair
Trust me, you won't even see me. I'm running so fast.
Oh, please, you're an old man. I cannot run you any day.
Yeah, right.
There was a time when 30 was young.
Sure.
All right, um, TLDR, what was that conversation about?
It was definitely not important, but what was it about?
I'm surprised I find you here, I hope we can trust him.
What's up man?
Upgrade weapons, oh expedition resources, oh what the fuck is this?
points for characters to improve their tints and their potency. Okay. Adding
Luminor Point character costs one color of Luminor. There's no amount of Luminor
I could character have. Improving tints require special items. Each tint requires
a different item. Improving tints can improve their effectiveness. Each tint
can only be improved twice. Okay, so we are definitely upgrading our small
healing tint for sure. And then we're upgrading our small revive tints.
and we have 27 colors of Lumina and I don't I mean my I probably should math
out some sort of like build in my head because I don't know how much Lumina I
I NEED.
Great, I'll keep those.
Damn.
Fuck, I don't know. Shit.
Hmm.
I don't know.
I don't really need any of these we're gonna play it
We're gonna burn a door upgrades based off of what we have currently and right now
We don't need a lot of these and none of these are useful for her and then over here
None of these
None of these matter either like empowering tack we don't need we're only using it because it's equipped here for its crit
But if we could find more of a crit somewhere else, that's fine
Like this is 4% to crit, this is 4% to crit, and this is 3% to crit, okay so we're going
equip here for the four and where they have this unequipped. We don't need this.
None of these are useful for her. Literally none of these are useful for her. None.
I mean I could give her more but none of these is gonna help. Maybe I could get
five more to get SOS shell? I guess. I'll give her some gas, fuck it. SOS shell's not great, but...
Boom.
I mean, I can't make her any better. She never really auto attacks, so...
she's got everything she needs right now unless this increases counter-attack
damage base attack damage is base attack counter because if it is then that's
fucking huge
I
Need PoE any PoE players here a PoB set up for this game or no
All right, that's about all we're gonna do
I don't I don't want to spend all of these cuz like dude
What if there's a world and where one of these characters just gets murdered brutally murdered and I committed so many points
to help them out and then they get murdered you know I'm saying okay what
is upgrading weapons to?
okay all right
okay polished chrome and catalyst powers
okay okay
How do I know if this is fucking worth it?
I only have one polished cat- Oh, I see, it's one for the first upgrade.
Like...
Ooh, that one's not bad.
I don't like the scaling, though. I mean, I like the luck scaling. That's nice.
I don't really care about the agility one. I don't want to give her agility.
What if I just save it and wait for a better item?
Okay, what happens if I invest all of my chroma into a weapon and then I get an up-e later?
Do I just lose all that chroma? Am I just fucked?
Now critical hits applying burn isn't that big a deal on her because she's more of like a big dick one damage
Kind of type like one hit like not like a lot of pokes
Nothing really?
These upgrades aren't that sick, dude. I mean we'll hit one to four
And then wait, I don't have any more you guys fucked me you said I would have a bunch
You fucked me
You guys absolutely fucked me.
Whatever, this game's a skill check anyway.
I can't wait to toss them!
Gestrels!
Gestrels?
Um...
Where's it?
We're not gonna get spoiled on so many people play already bro.
I could care less about
what's happening.
I'll be honest.
I just, this gameplay that the game has
is pretty fucking good.
But I don't know what to say about it.
I don't know what to say about it.
fucking good. But I do not care what is happening in the game.
Uh, Ancient Sanctuary is here.
Can I fight these things? Like, what's up with the shirt?
Oh, you can't fight out here. Should I? I don't know, let's see.
The story is cool. I will say it's original. I just don't really care. Do you know me?
Fuck.
Okay, so that guy's Mark. Not gonna touch him.
I guess it doesn't really matter. I just wanna...
I wanna try to...
I wanna mark you.
I'm trying to kill them all
You got any aoe lady
What's the other care
I hate that.
So I'm assuming that's just for XP, nothing else.
That's a fuckin' worry, dude.
But yeah, this game is cool in the sense of like, its soundtrack is sick, its story is
original, and while I don't care about the turn-based gameplay, the quicktime events and
like parries and stuff are awesome.
It's pretty cool.
of the year is I'm not done yet so I can't say anything but it's I'm just
we're just not gonna hurt I'm saying more actually so it's gonna play the game
they must have some sort of track or trail leading to the village wait I
hear something might be never also be careful
I know, like, it's weird, like the one thing about KCD2, the thing that sets it apart is
the thing that like hurts it a little bit is it's got like no
how do I say this it's got like no
it's combat just fighting humans and a couple dogs
You know what I'm saying?
And animals...
Its combat...
...leaves a lot to be desired.
I guess that's the best way of saying it.
But like, that's the game, right?
It's like a medieval kind of game.
Like, how far can you really go with that?
You know what I mean?
I got to rough up your view.
new mobs are following these before what's up what back
of
this, like walk backwards
maybe I gotta push him in it okay maybe that was the spot he had to go to I don't
know what I just did there okay so I don't want to shoot him yet because
How do I want to do this?
Fuck it, I'm just gonna blast it I guess.
Heal the man!
Wait, did they go more?
Can I shoot him in the bore?
Oh no!
Now I can't buff Dan, that's fine, blunder, that's fine, okay, um, by the way, I could
stack fire or I could give AP to...
Why is this thing hitting me yet?
Oh, he's coming up next, I see.
Uh, items?
AP? Do? Yes.
Oh
Well, flee at three turns
We can do this
What is?
Shit.
Umm, this is a problem.
Fuck.
I don't know.
I want to keep the fire going.
I know I got rid of the mark and it's big big damage, but I think the fire
Holy six shields
Thanks, I think it back the fire was absolutely not more important. I'm gonna kill them
I do dumb piece of shit stupid idiots. I could have killed him with the mark
Oh my god, dumbass.
Oh yeah, watch this!
This is a problem now.
This is a big problem.
Is he just gonna get shielded again? I think I fucked up.
fuck that orb wins he's just gonna shield up again I think I'll I had by
opportunity I fucking fucked it yeah I do
I mean, so what's gonna happen is I could shoot the shield off.
But then it's gonna go back to the shield and he's gonna shield up again, and then it'll go back to his turn
I think I need the other person alive. I need a shield. I got a mark from that, that's crazy lucky, but it's not gonna matter
I need to map this out if he's gonna get six more shields and it goes to nine
it's over but if he gets six more shields maybe if I give him more AP he
shoots gun gun go boom
maybe or the other option is revive and pray that he doesn't hit I'm gonna gamble
the revive I guess.
Sorry, my friend.
Fuck! He gave it to me!
Hahaha!
God damn it, dude!
God damn it!
Candy!
Fuck!
I gotta restart.
I mean, I can't kill him.
That's no way.
Alright, the math ain't mathin'.
I mean, it's over.
I can't kill him in time.
Let's just go again.
I had the opportunity and I could have skipped the turn and then killed it with the mark.
Dumbass.
I think I gotta do something similar, the same method.
because what did I do last time that worked so well it was I had the the
capability of one try it was shields go live mail 6.8 p I could do it I could do
We'll do it.
We'll do burn.
That's fine.
Oh, I fucked up though.
Fuck, I fucked up already.
Wait, no, I'm good. Okay.
I'm okay. I just shoot
And then
Gear
And then
I don't really know actually
The marking shot doesn't matter here.
Let's do a normal attack, and then...
Here.
And then this doesn't matter too much.
That's fine. I should be able to kill here.
I think I should be able to kill here.
Yeah, we're fine. The math is math-ing, I think.
This Percy's only two. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine.
I mean I was gonna kill him like 8 times over.
Battle loot.
Oh, 5 catalysts.
Stuff.
It's like a little piñata.
This will be useful.
how long is this game? like am i going to be doing this on the 2 streams? i feel like i'm
kind of... i feel like i'm kind of moving at a decent pace. nice. if i burn on hitting
and marked enemy. That's pretty good.
Okay, what if I skip all the cutscenes?
that's criminal I mean I'm saying what if I want to move through the game and I
want to skip all the cutscenes okay I need to I need to I need to I need to I
need to level this up
just got one lumina and I need to level up that picto I just got I think it's
really good this one burning mark
I'm gonna lose some crit but I think I need to level it up
or I just...
should we get rid of the burning mark, okay
Where's that?
Hello, how are you?
Okay.
Better man.
That's a lot of dead Nevrons.
You're kidding.
I don't see them.
Oh fuck.
I made a danger.
Err, atrociousness is a free act of atrociousness.
I biffed it as the Brits would say, is that what they say?
I don't know.
He probably doesn't like fire.
He looks like someone that hates fire.
Yeah, that makes sense.
And here I should probably heal her, because if she dies, maybe stabs.
Holy shit, that burning water damage.
Ow! We're all marked? Oh no, this is not good. This is gentleman. This is not good.
Raises and shields, what the fuck does that mean?
We're all marked too, mama mia. BC's not good.
Just keep burning him. Oh my!
Yeah, I wasn't expecting that.
Oh
That humbles me real quick holy fuck. All right. I humbled my ass real quick
This Christ
Hey
I'm assuming when he raises your shield if I hit him in counter attack, that's probably what that is
I can't raise the number of times.
They don't like fire.
Honestly, I might, instead of doing what I did last time with her, I might just shrunk
in.
Why just I flicked more fire
Yeah
Actually
I don't have a good idea I'm trying to
It was a bad idea, it was a bad idea, well, for my eyes, that is, that can be.
That is dead can be.
Wait, is he dead?
Dead, right?
He's dead, right?
So we're clear.
Not dead.
He's dead.
You got that?
Wait, you're telling me you could die like that if you get him to the very end and then he just blows you up?
You gotta get him back, will you?
Don't worry. We don't want to hurt you, Patat. No co-centers.
I played it like after one game of the year though I gave us one wait what are you
I hate Lies.
If Elden Ring wasn't 60 FPS capped, that game would have been probably a 10 out of 10 in my eyes.
eyes and the only game in the world that would have been ten at a time.
Asakaram.
Oh for Gustavo.
Gustavo! I got Asakaram.
BC Agility and Luck.
Is that better than my Vitality and Defense one?
I don't actually know.
Probably? I don't know.
Honestly, my Gestapo is not really there, besides setting up my other characters.
That's all he does.
He doesn't do damage, he just sets up.
But maybe I should spec him differently, so he does damage, I don't know.
big boy friendly not friendly we can use
Oh shit, what the hell are these things?
Oh are these weak spots?
What the hell are they doing?
They're doing shit.
Let the things flow.
What kind of weak spot is that?
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
oh my guys that's got stun from that too so it's good okay well we're gonna kill
one of these guys I don't know which one can I kill both of them am I strong
enough I think I might be a dude I think I'm gonna be strong enough to kill
This fucker's got death rattle, dude!
That was a lot harder than I was expecting.
Ooooooo!
Ooooo!
Trebu Shimun!
Ooooooo!
Oom!
Trebu Shiman. Plus one AP when stains are consumed. That's insane. That's insane.
Plus one AP when stains are consumed is insane. Base attack generates two
random stains. That doesn't matter too much. But the level 10 one, what does it
mean by level 10? Is it mean my weapons level four and I need to gen six more
things and and how do I even how do I even get back to my game wait actually
though how do you get back to your game what the fuck you supposed to do I used
to level it up
get to get out of the area I need a backtrack to fucking upgrade my weapons that's not
real right
who the fuck is this guy?
can't lay my
these things are fascinating
how do they even stand?
bro I'm so confused
lost
we can do something
wait for me, wait for me
I'm gonna find a campfire I'm gonna use
Hold on, there's gonna be a campfire somewhere.
I wanna upgrade this weapon. I don't even know if I have some materials to upgrade the weapon, to be honest.
It's really weird that I can't just do it from... I gotta go to my camp dude, like, stuff like that.
Who thought of that idea?
That was quick.
How do you intend?
No, I can upgrade weapons, I think.
Hold on, so if I go here, and I fast travel... entrance?
What the fuck am I?
that's so weird that you have to do three steps to upgrade
wait where's the guy? he's over here right?
That's very odd that you have to do three steps to do that.
I don't love that, but...
Okay, Luna?
Rebu-shim.
Upgrade.
Wait, that's not...
It's not leveling...
Oh, it is.
Oh, I need more anyway.
You fucking...
Dumb, little, small man.
I mean, I'm not small.
Not me. I'm not tall. And I'm also not little. And I'm also not a man.
Fuck do I get out of here? Oh wait, I can upgrade my- my- my- my- my- my- oh.
I don't know, I can't wait. I thought I got a tinge for that. That's why I do. Honestly,
I'm going to gas up, Lune. I'm going to gas up my ale. Yeah, also, I'll gas up a little
bit of all of them. I feel like I'm going to get so many of those currency mazes will
gas them up, right?
God, now I can do that.
Breaking a target
Plus, SOS and sure that's fine.
It seems like there's a lot of build opportunities which is pretty cool.
How the fuck do I get out of here?
So, how do I get back to where I was supposed to be?
That's right here.
EAT!
How do I get a hideout in PoE2?
Finish the campaign.
And then when you finish the campaign and the interlude, it'll, um, guide you to it.
Like there'll be like one last quest that'll take you to hideout and then you do like one
map and then you can jump into your hideout actually.
Respec Luna stats?
Uh, should I?
I think your stats are okay.
Oh, you mean get rid of the might?
Um, oh, do you think I should put all of my points into vitality and luck just because
my weapon scales off of it?
Maybe.
Actually not a bad idea.
But like, uh, I'm gonna fight this thing again.
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
I feel like I should shoot this thing first, I got it.
Um, um, I'm gonna get rid of this shield.
And then...
I'm gonna just gun this thing.
and then mark? I can't really see much of the mark though.
I'm gonna do this.
Get ready.
What the fuck was that attack?
Okay.
Ah, I got split.
Yo, those guys are kinda hard.
Not going to lie
Guys fucking be my ass. Oh, I don't know what the hell this attack is
You know what I mean, I'm not fucking Bertie Boat, I'm in that.
Uh oh.
Fucking silly game.
No, stay back.
see those guys attacks are actually kind of like hard to read
sixty-third
Make things add...
Oh, puzzle!
I can't get there.
Oh my, can I?
Maybe I can, hold on.
How much of a puzzle so far? Hold on!
Where's the last one? Oh, there's only two.
He's just playing it to say it sucks this shit lane is fun.
How have you gotten that impression?
I've been playing for like seven hours.
How long have I been playing for?
Ten hours.
Ten.
I can't get off.
I don't want to get off the game.
In what world do you get that impression?
Is 10 hours not enough for you?
Bro, I don't care about lower fucking logs, man.
In the last of us, I skipped all the pieces of paper.
You gonna be mad at me for doing that too?
All the little fucking notes that are left behind?
Fucking suck my dick, buddy.
Wubang!
You think I read Terminals and Fallout?
One of my most beloved game series ever?
Fuckin' no, I don't read a goddamn fucking Terminal.
Okay, to be fair, reading a terminal in fucking fuckin' fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking
Fallout is like, it's like a god damn book.
So that's not on me.
You know, along those terminals are sometimes,
they're like fucking, they're like,
they're like at least like three or four pages in a book.
I don't know why I'm fighting all these things.
It's kind of stupid, but... oh yeah.
The journals are voiced?
I mean, if they let me play the game while the journal was read to me, that'd be pretty cool.
But I don't want to sit there and, like, feel like I have to gain the brain.
Like the log team's top 76, those are pretty cool because they read it out to you.
I just did a circle.
Did I do a circle or have I not been here before?
I don't know actually.
Do you hate playing this shit or what?
No.
I don't even think I've said a bad thing about the game yet.
I'm trying to think.
Am I?
What the fuck am I doing back here?
I mean, I guess not having a map kind of...
kind of lost but...
I feel like the guy that came in to talk to me about me playing the game is hate watching
the game and he's calling me hate watching the game.
I'm very confused.
Or hate playing I guess.
He's calling me that I'm hate playing but he's the one hate what I'm so confused.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no, not one of these fucking things I've ever been. Oh god. There goes
Another...
Whoopah!
Ah, Jesus.
That's not these fucking things.
Oh, mama.
Okay, um...
It's a good way to break.
We're gonna burn.
We're gonna get him ice maybe?
I don't think so.
These guys are tough.
Actually tough.
You have break skills?
Oh no, I hear you.
I hear you.
Let me, I hear ya.
Marty Lowe? Why am I 200? Oh, I didn't hear you.
Damn, my L! Okay.
So I okay, I think I could spam mayhem, maybe if I electrify here
And then here I can try a fury
No break, but still acting in stance
I
I can give 3 APs.
It's not gonna be enough.
I won't have enough clock.
Ah, shit.
Okay, and if you're true, why did you use your main damage?
I wanted to build the stagger card.
Build the stagger?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Nice.
I want to do that.
I'll move that thermal transfer I think.
That was a bad idea.
Okay, sometimes we all make mistakes. It's all good.
Is he gonna put up a wall again?
Oh no, he didn't do it again.
Ah, I must stop him.
Do I need him? I don't think I need him.
Oh, shit!
Oh, you dirty...
That is the cutest outfit I've ever seen.
Oh my god.
Baguette!
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Oh my god, Slay Queen!
Holy!
Yes! Oh my god! Slay Queen! Holy!
Absolutely slay!
AI-Gen or I didn't forget? Super!
I am curious what they... AI-Gen. That actually is a really good question though.
I wonder if like since AI is obviously going to be used in every form of
Like production and you know every form every industry
I wonder if like we're gonna have to cite our work
Like are we gonna have to like source it and be like yeah, we used it for this and we used it for this
i'm curious
like for television and movies and
video games and books
Like we're gonna obviously use AI for everything. So I wonder if we're gonna have to like write shit down
Should I be killing these things to get stronger? I don't know. I'm just kind of having fun fighting stuff. Is that weird?
Come back
This thing fucking stuns you like that
Let's just get rid of this one first.
Oh my god, this outfit is so fucking cute.
If I could get every single person wearing this outfit, that would be this.
you might die to fire so I might oh do I chance it I'm chance to get might die to
fire on the road
Why do they say let's spills some ink that like blood
one hit one hit I see if there's anything better than actually doing a
What is the normal attack on this one?
I did so much damage to it.
This will be useful.
Oh, that's a good Pico.
15% lifesteal on a...
How do I know if I've completed a Pico so that I can use it as a Lumina?
Is it this bar around this diamond?
Is it this thing?
So like this burning mark at the bottom, did I finish it?
Oh... got it, okay.
Well fuck, that requires 15 Luminas.
That's crazy.
So if I wanted to equip like here, it's 15?
Holy shit man, that's crazy.
A lot dude, that must mean you're gonna get a lot of Luminas by the end of the game.
If it's 15 for a blue one?
Come on, that will help.
Dude, I'm so lost.
I went back to the beginning.
I had a question.
I've never really played a Final Fantasy because I think they're boring as shit, but are they
better or worse than this game?
Genuine question, because like I never liked them.
Worse, okay.
Well fuck, that's not what I wanted to hear.
I was hoping you guys would say better.
I've always wanted to like Final Fantasy, but I just can't, you know?
I don't like this way.
Yo, I am lost.
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but
I don't know what that is, does that, does that get three potions now?
There's one.
70.
Close each checkpoint in expedition?
That's cute.
Got a point available.
and
nine skill points while saving it for strikes term of strength
Destroy all target shields gain 1 AP per shield destroyed if targets defense this play second turn
It's pretty good
Reapplies current stance and gives 2 to 4 AP interesting. It's also pretty fucking good, too
I'm gonna pick the breaking rules that seems pretty good
Shit her having a heel seems really good, but I'm trying to use her as pure deeps
God this outfit is amazing
Fucking slay
You have chat light mode fuck no
I need to hook the skill though.
I'll get rid of this one.
I mean making a target weak to fire is pretty fucking insane.
I'm not gonna lie, but nah nah.
Wait, this is a...oh, this is a shortcut.
Have you ever used Spark?
Yeah, it's okay.
You play one Final Fantasy game, 16 is always worth the playthrough.
Is that the one with the motorcycles?
I played that one, and that was...the last Final Fantasy I played was that one, it
was not great.
No, that's seven kids no I'm talking about the one where you're like in downtown prison
on a motorcycle and like sick cars and convertibles that's the final fantasy actually the last
Come here! I'll kill you!
Kind of looks the same as all the others.
Hey, don't get cocky, Maya. Look at its equipment.
That looks a lot more dangerous.
You see? Sure. I don't know.
That was terrible, though.
I was not ready for that dude oh my god I had my hand off my keyboard or my mouse not
I think marking shots will apply fires when it's really big here.
How am I going to get rid of his shield? I can't see his weak boss.
No! Wunder! Wunderbuss! Wunderbuss!
I don't know how to get rid of his shield.
It's like behind, like his arm glowing thing is behind his literal shield and I can't see it.
Like right there kind of blunder that dodge this mark shit's really bad
I think I'm just gonna mark I'm just gonna stand marking
I'm really worried about this actually, it's gonna hurt like hell.
What the fuck is happening here?
Okay, I'm a little afraid I'm not going to lie, uh, this is going to hurt.
I think I'm going to die, but I'm going to thank you, oh fuck, I thought I was doing
Oh
Was it ready
We may as well restart right there's no there's no winning this
Oh, this is where you pop his shield, but it doesn't matter because I was we're all gonna
burn out, bro.
I mean, I may as well try, right?
Yes.
Time to hit the...
Oh, we lost the fire. That's really bad.
I think we fucked up.
Yeah, I mean, it's all...
It's all...
It's all kind of fucked up.
Shit.
Yeah, it was a practice run.
It was a practice run. It's okay.
It was just a practice practice nothing more
For practice
Okay, good practice
What are you attacking?
Oh, big, big fire, big fire.
That was a big application of the fire.
I wonder if I could hit him?
For a second.
I'm not sure.
I wonder if I can hit him precisely in the spot when he moves slightly with a shield, do you think?
Did that count?
That hit?
Oh, I only got one hit off.
So you could kind of do it, you could two tap.
You kind of shoot after this.
I'm not even going to go for a normal attack.
I think I just boosted.
How many fucking darts you gonna go?
Oh wait, he raises a shield.
Is that me?
I shouldn't attack?
Uh, I don't know actually.
Maybe I shouldn't attack.
I don't know, actually.
Maybe I should have attacked.
I mean, I think I should still attack, I want to be honest with you.
That may not have been worth it.
Oh, I think I'm gonna break up here actually.
Oh.
Well, I can't fuck this up now, right?
I should have said anything dude. I should have said anything. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I should
Is that anything?
That's fine.
You're the first.
I know.
Okay.
Hopefully we're fine. Hopefully.
I think we're chillin.
We're definitely chillin.
Good idea?
Maybe.
Alright, that was good.
The first temp was a learning lesson.
You first tried everything so far true
Bro. Bro. Very true.
25% interest break damage. Crit 9%?
Oh my god. Mama Mia.
My backtrack for three.
Well, that's what our graders fucking know dude nice expedition being apparently increased damage on stun targets
That's free damage whenever you stun them not bad at all blue pic to the right, which is 15
Yeah, that's 10 I'm sick for it. That's really nice
I'm going to swap this out for that.
I definitely should have used more crit stuff on her, but can I finish this on him?
Well the attack life so it's not of course being done.
Yeah I want to get her as high crit as possible for the lightning damage.
It's gonna be really fun. It's gonna be really fun actually.
I'm using a lot of fire right now on here. I don't want to. I want to be using more lightning. I just...
Or fire into lightning, but like these guys just take so much fire there. I'm just kind of free.
I'll be honest though. I might get off. I might get off. I'm tired of sh-
Here I say something out of the blue, something I thought I would never say out loud.
Here I say, Aspen Gold was right.
I remember correctly he said, when I play this game, after it wins game of the year,
I'm gonna enjoy it.
Here I say he was right.
Is it too soon to say that?
I mean the game can't get worse.
It's gonna only get better.
Oh, did I finish it?
Oh, hell yeah, I did.
Let's go.
I think I finished that zone.
Did I?
I don't.
No?
This is just a color of Lumina.
I...
I think I finished that zone.
Played for 7 hours. How did you get 10 hours for this game?
It says I've been playing for 10.7 hours
Wait, how does that work wait how does it how does it says my play times 10.7 hours, but didn't I play Arc Raiders for four hours?
But I've only been live for 12 and a half hours
Wait, how's that work wait what my time travel? Wait seriously this says 10.7 hours
But
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10.7 hours.
I've been lying for 12.5 hours.
But I played Arc Raters
for five and a half hours.
That's gotta be a steam bug.
I've never seen a steam bug do that before.
I didn't know it could manipulate hours.
That means it made up three extra hours out of nowhere.
That's really weird.
Interesting.
I've never seen that before.
I've been on Steam for a fucking, how long have I been
on Steam for?
I've been on Steam for 21 years, and I have never seen that.
Interesting.
My Steam account is probably older than some of you guys.
Am I crazy?
I watched you download it when you jumped on Arc.
That's super weird.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't open the game until today.
Until I literally played five hours into Arc Raiders.
I didn't open the game, which is really weird.
weird.
Crit always wins, dude.
Always go Crit.
However I am tired, so I will call it, but that was a great fucking sesh.
Profile says 6.6 hours on record.
Library says 10.
That's so weird.
Game saves, right?
You playing a while more or no, I'm gonna get off.
I'm tired of it, I've been off for 12 and a half hours.
That's fun.
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna play again tomorrow.
That was awesome.
That was fucking great.
That was an experience.
Yeah, let's see.
on my steam profile it says, yeah that's so weird.
On my steam, it's just bugging dude,
on my steam profile it says 6.6 hours,
but on library it's, oh it updated.
Oh, interesting, just a weird steam bug I guess.
It updated, there you go, 69.
Damn if only it was 67 huh?
Huh guys, huh chatters, if only it was 67.
You guys are gonna love that.
69 boring these days.
Anyway, I'm out of here, GGs, I'm going to play our creators tomorrow and probably play
this to end the night.
That was fun.
I'm looking forward to more closing statements, I had a great time.
I have no complaints, I have no complaints.
Not one.
There was a point in the game where my volume was 90% and it was really loud and I needed
to turn it down.
That was a complaint.
But I mean, that's a skill issue, so, whatever.
That was fun.
And I get a little lost in the menus. I think the menus are a little convoluted, but like, that's who cares.
Once you learn the menu it's fine even if a menu is kind of like scuffed like you could work around it, bro
Like I've played fucking Tarkov dude. I know how scuffed a menu can be like that is the definition of
Menu simulator, you know, so that's okay
But yeah, the game is cool, I like it I like it
The story is ramping up a little bit. I mean, I don't care too much about story, but the gameplay is really really fun
I'm not a big JRPG guy, but having a great time with the Perry system
I will say, if it didn't have the Parry system, I don't know how, I don't know if I would be vibing as hard.
The Parry system kind of carries it for me, but still, I mean, who cares if one system carries over another?
That's kind of how games work. You have different preferences and stuff, right?
So to me, gameplay and mechanics comes first over story, and the game is good gameplay and mechanics. It's fun.
I'm excited to see where the story goes, but I also don't care.
Care like if someone spoils it. I'm not gonna be upset about it. You know, I'm sorry. It's not the other world
One thing you can't spoil is gameplay mechanics, so that's cool. It's all a mystery to me, which is very fun
But yeah, I'm out of here I'm gonna play our creators tomorrow for the wipe
I think Justin's gonna be on and shit. I think Timmy's gonna be on might play with him as well
But yeah, I'm out of here. GG's GG's GG's later later later. Stay safe out there. Stay warm
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