I know dude, you're just looking across dude.
Oh he had his pairs and everything.
You're loaded dude, what the fuck?
I know, I know.
Gotta make sure we get out of here.
Oh.
All right, um, I invite you, let me go to my inventory and we're good to go.
Mike is in Sparons, I see it.
Oh, oh he's in here, I thought that was...
Hey, he doesn't seem like he doesn't talk for some reason.
He just shows, like, nothing.
Yeah, he doesn't say shit for some reason.
Gaming, Mike?
Or he's gaming.
All good.
He's gaming, don't you worry.
I have to wait for him? I don't even know.
If you wait for me?
Hello?
Is everyone gone?
Everyone hates me?
Uh, lush blooms we're going.
My shit, lush blooms.
Yeah, let's look for some baskets.
I got the map pulled up.
I tried to do it there, but I just got into fights.
So I couldn't do it.
I'm doing she looks like this map.
It's not that great unless you get on the good side of the map.
There's not a ton of them.
Actually, that's a lie.
There is a lot.
They're on the outskirts, never in the center, it looks like.
It's fine.
I don't know a single basket on this map at all.
Mover straight in the center, I guess we can like.
We feel right, let's go right.
Oh, actually are we close to the red tower?
Not, wait.
Kind of.
Kind of, I need the pillow from there, I need one more pillow.
We're pretty close to it, really.
Yeah, let's send that real quick.
Let's trade out.
Wait.
What?
Oh, no, it's just bugged.
My anvil is a fucking stitcher.
But it's not really.
I got one oh big I mean you need one but I need one more I found what we're good hey
three right yeah three in total well cap it can't be here too I'll take it I only need
one. Yeah, that shit assed.
Oh, you're still.
Need the dog collar.
I felt like three of those already, unfortunately.
Oh, apricots.
All right, we can go to baskets if you want now.
Yeah, I don't even know what I really need.
I mean you need baskets too because scrapping is pretty important especially for you.
I already have like the first three.
Oh, that's good.
Besides the pink color.
I have the second one.
What's the third one?
All those in prickly pear?
All those in the sixth prickly pear?
I mean we should just look for baskets.
There's a lot.
Nice to see through those.
There's a lot over here.
I think you'll kill those people if you want.
now let's just go to the fucking all these
prickly pears, apricots, all those pears
alright so
Like a, where is this? Like here? There's a like four on the bridge it looks like. Right
side of the bridge. Quite a few in the direction we're running. These are pairs. You should
look at these these Galvies yeah I was looking at them. None of them of course.
I see a basket.
I thought it was just out there in the open.
Yeah they're usually by like something of value.
three to spawn
There's olives, I don't need them
Three olives in there you should have such a for me
What that's pretty insane
What's the thing there's all these are?
No, is there anything? Yeah, there's always
Yeah
I'm going to ask it.
We'll move to this.
Should be one like here or something.
Are wicked refugees out here?
There's one in the building. You're in somewhere.
If it's somewhere it looks like.
Oh
Yep, trying to kill this thing
Get the scanning hundred
Unread emails anyone else or just me 100,000
I
Don't see a basket. Oh, there's basket. Oh, somebody
Stealing our shit
Well, give me some good shit apricots. I think that's all I need for there
Anything else in that one right now
Nope, not good, who got me a shot?
I just need prickly pears and apricots and olives.
Three in this area as well.
Someone might have just randomly luckily found the one you're on.
So hopefully these are up.
Hopefully.
Ain't gonna have shit.
That's all right, okay.
Um, I don't know if they could be in I don't know if they're inside or not. They usually are
Nothing in here
Nothing
Well, yeah
How are we all living?
Good
I saw you finally started expedition. Yeah game is pretty good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's actually pretty good. I just I don't think I would like it as much if it didn't have the parries, but the parries
Feels so good
Yeah, I mean that's like the whole game really is just the whole pairing system
I mean honestly, that's one of the things like
like it's like only pairing I feel like it's like the whole game almost yeah I
mean it'll get old for sure I mean once you perfect it there's nothing to learn
that kind of sucks but there's a seven by the way they're not
Holy shit, I don't even know what I need.
There's more.
Yeah, I mean, this is 33, you're just fucking sick.
Dude, watching you play the intro, people were getting so mad in your chat.
It was so funny.
I mean, the intro was pretty rough, but it was setting up the story, so I get it.
Yeah, it takes a while for sure.
It was a long setup.
But then once you got, I was just waiting, because I knew the gameplay of that game was insane,
so I was just sitting there waiting for...
the gameplay to start and then it finally started and I was like, oh fuck yeah it's time.
I could care less about the story though, it doesn't matter to me at all what's happening.
Literally doesn't matter at all. I mean it's just like so it's original which is cool but it's just
nah you can easily play that game without the story just play fight fight spam fights boss
fights new max new parries new skills I guess
wipe day wipe day I gotta make it a character I guess it doesn't matter
you can change your character, right?
Yeah.
I did, however, make it exactly the same.
Okay.
I bet down here in Spirons.
That's good.
Completed.
That's awesome.
I don't know why I did your shots second area so
they made it blue
blue orange top of thousand they changed the order I wonder if trials still suck
I'm kind of chillin, I got a lot of shit.
Hold snap trials.
I have so much cheater mail for this wipe.
In front, in front, in front.
Oh yeah, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
Oh yeah, look at all my cheater mail.
Wait, I got this back?
Oh, it's a freak hit.
I don't know where.
All this cheater mail.
I mean
I got it's rent a what the fuck
You can finish them off all finishes do it and ready to kill them so this guy's living clients
He probably stole her fucking yeah, he's just took them all
One apricot
Okay, this guy was rude.
He was actually rude.
We already used 3, you fucking shit, chill.
You got to kettle 3.
How many false-
Starting from nothing, huh?
The bandages are you bringing.
Alright, you gooped.
Yeah, we're all like fucking 30 bandages.
Even though it's a drop, dude.
God, I am poor.
I know it feels bad.
Holy shit.
I am bored.
It's kind of fun though.
I've actually been super friendly and not shooting most people until I got Nio's and yeah, I
don't know.
I didn't really get to work much on that guy.
Yeah.
If you want to check him.
But he's going to do a free kit while they're in the rain.
You're going to get that too much.
You see if there's fucking power cables up here?
Gonna spam a free kit real quick.
No control, no thanks.
You need wires, the ones that are on the desk in front of me?
Oh yeah.
You need apricot?
Oh yeah, my tokens for the security.
On egg.
We've had to board up all skylights.
No wires, no locks.
I
Wish I got at least some new weapons are similar I mean
Yeah, it's gonna take a while I feel it's gonna take a while to make content in this game
Holy shit, I loot so slowly. Yeah, you like just has which makes sense. I'm level one
Over the drill line I could grab any of that shit
You want the drill awesome?
Goddamn I'm hungry
Those music
Why am I hearing music?
Be careful.
Oh yeah, what do I need on a fresh start?
I need to level up scrappy, right?
I need blush blooms.
Probably not.
They might actually have me down here.
I need us down here.
A rust of deer!
Oh yeah.
That is either the building or down here.
Oh, it's invisible. Oh, that's cool.
I'll get your bandage.
Did I do an invisible arc?
Yeah, I don't know what happens there.
Wash and bloom ends in six minutes.
Oh no, wash and blooms is going to end.
stuff I gotta do I don't know I need to level up scrappy the duck
Ricky I said in my side I need a cumin a little bit of my stick case you know
I think the safest extract is Seed Vault.
Good guy's acrossing, I don't know.
It's already open.
That's good.
I'm kind of double-balled and then can't lose.
I mean, is someone camping this, I wonder?
How far are you guys from Extract?
I don't know if I should send it or not.
Oh yeah, I'm going to press it.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I don't know if that's what you said.
Get out of here.
Hey, what did you say?
Oh nice haircut.
Hey, thanks.
Oh, it's different.
She's getting you good, you know?
I think he's like, why?
How far are you guys next to that?
We're gonna figure it out, right?
Oh, okay, okay. Can we fit the lush blooms? We got four minutes, right?
Yeah, you didn't even know anything.
I gotta rush the deer, gentlemen.
And a deadline line.
Maybe you're offline. Oh, no, you're not offline. I got you.
I also got a fucking kettle.
I don't think it's damaged, but yeah, it's done.
God damn, Scrappy's gonna give you so much fucking shit.
It's only a 6% buff.
Yeah, but I already am getting a fuck that it feels like.
Oh, I need to level him up.
How long do we have on mushrooms?
Three minutes, okay.
Scrappy, train, I need six more mushrooms and I'm done with Scrappy.
I think that's all we need to know.
Is that the symbol above us?
Yeah.
The extension for the procedure or whatever?
Expedition.
Oh yeah, we gotta do the expedition again.
Metal parts, plastic, it's just the same shit.
This is gonna be so easy now that we know everything.
Oh my god.
Cat, why didn't that retire?
I miss the reason I don't feel like googling it.
You just needed to move on, you know?
I just want to say, I enjoyed playing with you both.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. Game and...
There's...
Uh, do you want to do lush blooms?
There's a lush bloom for it?
No, I know do you want to like do back? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I had the map
Responding a good spot for baskets
I'm going this way by the way
Are you gonna go the other way?
Better this way
Well, I mean we have a decent amount there should be one right here
I'll turn around the second just think they might also there's a breach over here a lot, but maybe it's something spawn over there
All I need is mushrooms in Africa. So I'm pretty sure I just need to look at everything
But he needs everything. I need everything. Yeah
Yeah
For the Paris olives mushrooms
You show a metal
Huh you show a metal I think you need don't need three of them
Yeah
You're a serious. Yeah, that's the tools. I don't need the tools you need also
It's for uh, well, I don't that's one of the word shots
I got uh, two lemons
Oh, three mushrooms, that'd be
I should have brought special to bigger ass
Yeah, you could have brought your looting on
Yeah
Fucking purple
Here, take this one
Alright, we'll just have to live
I'm sure should be to it this
response there should be one
you guys got hatched? I don't. I have a couple
I should have got one. I should have got one.
I found another basket.
I'll be 5 from Shawnee. Oh yeah.
Another apricot. I got two olives, Mike, three prickly cares and
all you how many do I need three olives they can eat six prickly pears three
lemons three olives no three pillows in one cat bed and obviously a dog collar
somebody needed this a little sauce those bombs yeah they probably went
I wonder how many people wiped their account.
I don't know.
It's hard to tell.
I don't know if there's like, you can tell on the kill screen, if you like kill someone
who's prestige.
I haven't seen that yet.
Which hat might have been baiting me.
That would be cool.
Yeah.
I think there's an all this roof.
No seats lying in there.
Hey, Clyde.
There's no baskets in here.
Yeah, nothing here.
What's up, my wiping gamers? What's up, Waduhack?
strange there should be what you're right near here
what do you get for wiping your account five more skill points 12 more
smash space better repair durability right I dropped I didn't drop it so I'm
one on yeah I need some like crappy gives more ship backs take from me
Are you on that beeper?
There should be another spawn in 3 as well, 9.
I forgot all my ass if you wanted more.
1, 1, it's good, I need 3, aren't I?
6.
Alright.
You need him.
Careful.
He's extracting.
It's kind of nice to not just spam PVP with like no meaning.
I mean we're out here looking for stuff, we're scavenging, like the game intends you to play.
There's like three winners around along this line.
The thing is, the way we play right now, this is how most people play because they don't progress as fast as we do.
Like what, we're only gonna be scavenging like this for like a week max.
And then it's back to full PVP.
Yeah.
Back to like, still a long to streak it.
for most people they're still scavenging like this
they just don't have the time
yeah I mean
who the fuck do you think you are Mr Hornet?
We need everything a little bit of everything which is tough because you
have so much you're limited on space but we do have you know an extra 12 more
slots or whatever the number is yeah 292 total cringe
How cute did they do that?
They should make it 300.
Yeah, they should make it 300.
There's like three that we might have missed as well right in this area.
This is the last lush blooms for a while until 5 p.m. I think.
There's four or something.
How fast do you think we'll be level 75?
I guess it depends how much we live.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, should we kill a bunch of Ark?
Yep, so many levels.
That's a lot of polling right there.
I think it's a thousand.
That's a good mic.
I got one.
He's got that.
Oh, I see another one. Damn, I'm finding these like hotcakes. Huge.
Look like a hotcake. Huge.
I'm gonna loot this one as well.
It's not a picture of me naked the other day. It's like dance, that's my friend.
I got three, all three are here.
Oh, loot all this, loot all this.
with this one but what are you doing with this one
I did not send him a picture of you naked stop it
no it wasn't you naked but it was close enough I got the picture
I have 10 is that enough
and then I have two olives that's the one I'm sure
all of these a lot
I think
I think only 6 and then 12 right?
oh you got the mushrooms
mushrooms and apricots
I don't know I'm on it
I think that is right mushrooms and apricots
that's the big one
you only need 6 holes
you need the fucking
however many apricots
18
All right, we keep going to this line.
There should be somewhere near here.
Well, in Apricots, 12 mushrooms, 6 olives, 6 prickly pears, 3 lemons, and a capad and
3 pillows.
That sounds right.
Yeah.
And a dog hauler.
Yeah, those are red hull or rent-hour, I mean.
I'm sure they got missed 6 apricots.
What?
That should be 1, 6?
You said 12, but you need 12 for the thing and then none of the 6 over here.
I don't know for you, actually.
I'm not gonna lie.
15 apricots
i don't think it's 18
i'm pretty sure it is
i can't remember
someone asked me
6 olive, 6 pears, 3 lemons, 15 apricots, 12 mushrooms, 1 dog collar, 1 cat bed, 3 pillars
shoot this one for me
why 15?
oh because you need 3
it's 3 3 that's right
is when you do always at three yeah when you put one of the it's one of the
threes when you do like three olives and three apricots or it's one of those
one of those bangers six
the extension to the guy that created model repair to dad apparently
yeah our crash is young to
Oh yeah, pretty quiet on your eyes.
Mike's got the right idea.
Why I don't have a license?
Yeah, totally for that reason.
It makes fucking crazy out there, bro.
Right now, people are actually sleeping on the road.
They're always on the road.
Especially here in LA.
Psycho's.
Literally psycho's.
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, I'm pretty aggressive every two, but I don't do it like 80 miles an hour.
People like be flying past me.
I'm going 75, 80, they go like fucking 90, just like hanging out of traffic on the street.
I'm like, holy fuck, man.
Yeah, I know.
Unless I'm going somewhere, like 30 minutes of land, fucking sitting in the first land,
like you had a truck, I didn't know, okay.
Yeah, Hanna's kind of the same way, like, if we're only going like 10-15 minutes she
just like chills in the far right lane, just doesn't care.
That's an idea also.
Cause it's a lot of work to go all the way, like four lanes over to the left and then go
all the way back when you're gonna exit in like two miles.
Yeah.
And we'll stop with that.
Oh.
Thanks Justin um should be check inside
I've looked I looked in here yeah
I didn't say anything nothing yeah and then there's quite a bit by the takes two
seconds to move lanes two seconds four lanes no
Well, good burger for you, Mike.
Me, no.
Go through the wall.
Anymore Exhibition 33 planned? Yeah, I'm gonna play tonight.
Bro, that game is awesome.
I don't know if it's my game of the year awesome. I still think this game came out too late to be there
But if it came out earlier, it could have been a contender, but it can be two on the verge of
I can't say if I deserve game of the year because I haven't played fucking Hollow Knight
silk song, Hades 2, Death Stranding 2. I haven't played those games, so I don't know.
Uh, Mushrooms, Apricots, I think?
Yeah, it does not exist.
Legit, didn't know X-Men 3 was turned based till last night, didn't know we were giving
a game a year to Raid Shadow Legends. Yeah, I mean, it's got parries, which is really
fun. So it's kind of like you're playing Raid Shadow Legends plus Sekiro which is kind of fun.
That's what really does it for me is the parry. It's really fun.
Parrying a mob every single like perfectly and taking no damage is like a good dopamine feeling.
but yeah it might have this is still a game of the year for sure this game is
fucking this game move mountains you know I mean I'll never change that
opinion this game is fucking awesome now if they don't nerf triggers I still
won't change my opinion but they better fucking nerf triggers I mean honestly
I'm just looking in the weeds random trees hoping to find that basket
it's kind of nice we've got shot at pretty peaceful yeah that's pretty sure we're just
we're just picking berries so those are like giga chill really yeah i mean i only got i think
I think I've only killed people, like, three raids, a bit more.
I think I've only killed, like, three people, I'm pretty sure.
Could there be baskets in this building? Or no?
I don't know, honestly, it doesn't say.
Maybe.
Because the building is looted.
Yeah.
Everyone's probably wiped doing the same thing we are, just fucking...
Well, we're not going to get any fresh, like, um, we didn't get any late spawns, because remember we joined in at like three minutes or two minutes left?
So there was nobody spawning in late, so it was just the original 18 players and nobody else.
That's why it feels really dead.
Yeah.
I've only run into, like, one person and two people that I haven't wiped, but either is odd.
I mean you may as well wipe dude, oh that's good.
Yeah, three kits are pretty, let me know if there's mushroom in there.
I have mushrooms.
I need five fucking more.
Oh, here.
I have exactly five.
Beautiful.
You want this?
Art, I don't know.
Okay, man, thanks.
I don't need it
So another place we could get mushrooms is just go Stella Montes and open that day and we'll get the baskets
I guess it's not gonna do that, but it's not guaranteed, but
Or lush or when night when night raid is on it's pretty cool
Night raid Stella is actually like Giga right now
I'll check within rotation after I
Think I'd raise on this map right now, right? I think I'm not gonna do trials again
I'm gonna be honest. No, no, no, you have to do three star so you get the blueprints and
I mean three stars fine, but I'm saying like to actually try hard. Oh, yeah
That's it. Yeah, she was fucking miserable
That's probably the worst experience I had in this game. It was fun at first
Until it became like this really tight RNG disaster
You're going to a raid, you only have fucking, it's your last raid, it's your last night
raid for the perfect scenario and then someone kills your thing and then you have to wait
six hours to hear someone.
I want to hear someone blow us.
Not going to lie, not going to lie, maybe in the building, I'm going in.
You want to fight them?
Well, I think there's a basket spot in here.
No, it doesn't need it for me.
They don't need this though.
They don't need this though. Blueprint 3, 2, 1.
Oop.
That's a lot of luck.
Yeah, three stars are worth though.
Just get all this fucking Blueprints and shit.
Alright, well this whole map is looted.
There's like two respawns here, but it's pretty much made the full rotation.
We had to have missed some baskets, right?
There's definitely some missing, but I don't know.
I don't know.
Alright.
I mean, I got almost enough apricots. I'm really sad that I'm short on olives. That sucks.
Olives and apricots you can do on a blue gate though.
Yeah, you can just get one for you.
The trees are very easy.
Oh, I think it's up top on the bridge.
That's another basket.
Over there.
at the beam of the bridge but I already did it. Yeah it's right here but yeah it's...
Maybe there's one in here?
Any baskets? I'll give you a good spot for them.
It doesn't show in those buildings but I mean they just not be accurate.
Could there be baskets on the bridge? I guess. There's one camp I'm pretty sure.
This, this like... You go that way I go this way. Let's see.
There's a lot of them.
This is the way it goes.
I am seeing zero baskets on the bridge.
No baskets unless it's up there in that bus.
Could there be baskets on the apartment?
No way.
I think there could be baskets in the bus in the bridge, Eric.
We can, another to go on this red.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, nope, not gonna.
All right, well.
Head home at the southern station.
We're basketless.
Unless we can make this, unless we can make this.
Because that other one sucks.
Oh god.
Don't, don't, don't.
I gotta make that, I gotta make that.
Yeah, you make that.
Pretty sure I can.
I don't know, it's gonna be tight
Damn that thing flew
This is gonna be better now
We'll see I'm out of stamina. It's not good
Seven six take the day
To
And the gates closed
I definitely made it, but it didn't
All right, let's go to the the old
guide extract campers
This one is goaded I can't lie. It's gonna shop like this
It's me.
Oh.
Damn, that sucks.
I hit the button, too.
It's unlocked.
Holy, look at this building.
Look how many lights are in here.
See this?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I have never been in that...
Wait, what is this?
I've never been in that building ever.
Wait, this is...
This is the one where you gotta hit the button.
Oh, this is the puzzle room?
Wait, you're telling me somebody opened the puzzle room in this bag?
Oh, that's what this is?
That's crazy.
That takes so long.
so long
always though all that's the puzzle clue oh i see i see
that's like the that's how you figure out which one's the present order i guess
uh... it's a clue
overweight now
I'm sad I only got three or two all of us.
Yeah, I didn't get any.
I didn't get anything out of this tree.
I'm gonna get it. Honestly, blue gates away.
Alright, I'm ready.
I'm not ready, but I'm sure no one's there.
I'm sure there's like three teams down here, just all groups.
I dropped.
triple group extract
do you see the new diablo two server
uh... and you there's a new beta for it
it's it's called
and uh... and the hell is
it's a mod and it's even closer to p o e i guess then
So PD2 tries to stay closer to LOD, tries to keep it a little more authentic, but this
one's got full-on oggs and trans and exalts and regals, and they're not called that, but
they have all of that.
You could remove suffixes, atom, all that shit, full-on crafting.
A runeword system's completely different.
You could runeword rares.
And magics.
That's pretty shit. Is it fucking OG still?
It still looks like shit.
It still looks like shit, but they do use a different T2GL, I think.
Check it out, brother.
You gaming Peewee?
Holy shit, you're out of the map so fucking far.
Yeah.
Put all the shit away. Now what?
We got up much blooms, right?
I haven't played.
Yeah, I'll check right now.
All right, workshop's ready.
Boom, we're done.
Grabbie level five, love it.
Yes sir, yes sir.
Something running in front of maps.
I don't need boss, right?
That's an insta-cell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I believe so at least.
Wait, you're right. Scrappy does give more. Nine for my first raid ever? That's crazy.
I need a dog collar now. Does the lemons come with cat beds?
Like what when you need the cat bed, what do you need with it? It's olives, I think. Three olives.
prickly pears and olives
no i think it's just three olives
no it's six i'm pretty sure it's six
it's three lemons and three apricots for the second one
and then you need six prickly pears and six olives
and a capo for sure
alright well
those are things i need gentlemen those are things i need
i need a capo, i still need a dog
i need one of the second verse one here but i have to look the next three
where are we gonna go for our new adventure I don't know we have night raid
spaceport dam harvester and cold snap on dam and then in 37 minutes we have
Stella night and then we have night raid on blue rate in 37 minutes in cold
snap on berry city which is a obviously no
so if I can upgrade anything I don't know whatever happens up there how would you
not you went to the takedown a few of the machine mechanical I don't know where
to go. I need a dog collar for scrappy and then I need all this basic workbench
which can get any map.
March
You want sec boys one sec
I will you go to any map it doesn't matter any map will be fine
Let's play school skin
I can I can do whatever it does matter also cool skin doesn't matter. It's just a chill guy
Okay, well it doesn't matter I guess we do blue gate sure I don't know we can do blue gates
We can knock down some olive trees
Yeah, a lot of fighting there. That's what it's been
the spots and then if we're near village we should loot the village for valuables
yeah pillows cat beds dog caller yeah true
sorry we screwed if we don't finish the expedition it's already over man you
gotta wait two months it's already over
that stream remote hope you're having a lovely day chat to I guess W Maddie or less
It'll be all green attachments, but that's not good.
Well, I guess we just made it all of the way around and lost this game.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
Um, that is a problem. We're not going to get all of this game.
You can see, though, it's possible. People don't really know much about this game, so...
I'll see you kill Pops and build him.
I'm gonna fucking do that, but not for you.
Are you just in the class?
No, I need better pop triggers.
Ooh, right.
Someone's shooting me there.
I'm right at the floor.
Get a wristwatch?
What? How many trinkets from these metal boxes?
I got two trinkets.
Weird. That's weird.
It's really weird. I've never seen that.
It's like these metal boxes could have anything.
Ooh, industrial battery.
That is...
That's big.
If you guys need alloy, make sure you're getting alloy as well to upgrade your benches for the initial.
Or to make them, I mean.
Yeah.
Alloys in there, yeah.
Fuck it. Yo, this place is broken for us.
Spikes up there, we're gonna love it.
I mean, I gotta do what I gotta do.
No, I'm here, I'm here.
I just can't believe there's valuables here.
What the fuck?
They banging over there.
Because you're so far, I'm still looting.
We're just going towards you all and you're fine.
Uh, Justin?
Yeah, I see it. It's turning towards...
I'm fine, I'm fine, don't worry.
Oh, it's not. It's coming towards me.
I'm definitely not going to get the security breach anymore, I think.
Well, it's only one point, so the thing about the security breach, the security locker,
is it's still worth it, because like, there's so many good points in red that you may as well just pick it.
Let it reset.
So you want to reset? Or let it reset?
No, no, no. Let it reset.
There's a Frakati.
Frakati.
I'm going to come, come, what, is there a patch with this update or did it just kind of happen?
No, no patch.
This kind of happens.
36 red, I don't know.
Oh yeah, you guys need this as well.
I mean, there's so many good points in red.
Five of those.
Hi, the shoe boat.
What's your drop?
They're on the actual loot.
The Mark Power Cell is in the five of them.
For what?
It's a crafted bench.
I
Still think I'm gonna go and get security Walker. I really will it's just I don't know
I know it's worse now, but
See when our olives
Could have been yeah
It's hard to tell we're gonna have to surprise one to win this I see him one super heavy back here
They don't know about us
I think they would have cut across or any
Birds for the anger
He probably saw you you probably saw you
He's kinda low I gotta sit in the head
Here?
Two are there? Two are there and then one's still low
They're in a Godnade
The other one's deep, the other one's hella deep
So the guy on the left may get far?
Godnade, Godnade, Godnade
He's gonna res him though, he was at the body
Wait, I think it's two teams
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Two teams, it's two teams
Oh, I'm fucking slow!
Oh
Yeah, we're not we should probably not we should be fit gamers anymore
Me let these two teams fight it out a little bit I guess
Damn that guy was super late there that sucks
That third party was unfortunate because I think we would have won
so many bodies here oh that's that's why they're so heavy it's on these bodies
yeah not like I was fucking one dude damn I want these two
I
Wish I had stims even an olive
Got mine got behind right here once how many just one
You might get
There's a low behind us.
He's very low behind the rocks.
There's just one, there's just one.
No, he's right here. I don't know if he's still there.
Not there, not there, might've been a bunker.
I'm raising the bunker.
I feel like I don't even care about this guy.
The other team is here.
I don't even care about this guy.
This would be insane if he's all the way back here.
Not down there?
Damn, he gets towards the water guys.
Yeah, I was kind of falling to the other team, wish I had gotten downed.
Yeah, we should definitely throw this shit out of this group. God, that name is so good for nothing.
Oh, hold on. We're still fighting. It's not for nothing.
Yeah, Mike, well that was true. I wish I had fucking sinned right now. That would be really monumental.
yeah being low-level having no stamp no no like slide speed uh
and
That sounds like a temple
He's moving there we shoot her though. I picked us. He made up. Is he needed? Oh, we walk up. We walk up
They're banging the two way their tracks
I'm taking this house. One still in the cell right here. He's dead.
I see one. One right here. Right there. Yeah, yeah, he's in the rest.
Two down, two down. I think the last guy's at this pillar.
I think so maybe there
Yeah, yes, yes right side right side of it. He's running
One left
Fuck we should just live no no no no we have to get this guy because he could ride you go
He can loop around in the bus in the bus in the bus. Okay? Okay?
Nice nice
We're not gonna be able to hold all this loot dude. It's fine. It's fine. Get the loot. It's worth it
Goop that's right here take photo
Got it
There's so many non reset. Oh, this guy has that this guy has that tempus, right?
Holy shit, I loot so slow. Oh
My god, like let's get this fucking show on the road
I'm already overweight, it's not chill.
I'm already overweight, it's not chill.
Alright bro, fuck me.
Did you have the tempest?
He did.
Nice.
Damn, but my two were free kids, but they had a little mid-juice.
There's some more up here.
One of these guys.
Is it?
No.
There's three that I rooted.
Or two.
I mean.
Yeah, I think that was it then.
Why don't we there's literally no point of having a tempest right now besides scrapping it and selling it
I love it clean up
What
Oh
Yeah, we looked again the bus we look at by the pillar
Sounded like a shock
Yeah, it was like a Torah.
It's got a Torah with a kinetic.
What the hell do I do?
Do it underneath the bridge where we came from by the bullet.
Didn't it do for all of us?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, I never, oh, I didn't even have a quest.
Yeah, it popped up because Justin has the...
I think we're going to go to you.
Let's head home at the Overlook air shaft.
We got 30 bullets, so let's hope we don't run into anybody.
Oh my god, one more more in here.
Dude, I looted the fellow slowly.
That's why I think red is so nice. There's so many good...
Non-resetters! I love that.
I grabbed the fucking salmon in it.
And I'm going straight for the weight now.
I need that fucking weight now.
Salmon in weight.
I'm looking at me, man.
That's not even under the wrong way, my bad.
Yep.
Oh, I'm slow too.
Fuck.
200 meters of uselessness.
Did you do that?
I'm gonna let that one in.
Fuck.
None of them had HP, yeah?
I just saw somebody.
I think. Nope, there was a wasp. Never mind.
200 meters of uselessness.
Yeah.
And I'm gonna wait for the smallest man alive.
Oh, shit.
Get down!
Get down!
of
all
of
all of the
all
of
all
of
all
of
Hornet?
You play under it they can't hit you
Three thoughts. I hope we don't run anymore. I got one bullet now. That's
Oh good
Oh, just doesn't let me on that. Gosh
There's another rocketeer in our extractor
So let me on that either
We gonna fight this is gonna suck
Fucking god
There's no fucking way to just run. Oh, no, you're in a bad spot.
He's got an angle.
Oh, that's a snitch.
Oh, that's a big one.
Oh, that's a snitch, I guess.
I
No shot, I gotta hide this guy's holding rockets here
You can't
Why don't you go through and up the ladder yes
I'm not sure what he's doing.
He's killing me.
Oh, he knows.
Oh, he knows.
Oh, he's coming.
Come in, nine.
Wait, wait, wait, wait a second.
I'm sprinting!
I'm actually not that good anyway
Is it worth wiping an arc? It's too late now, though. Don't worry about it
Let's say you just finished
Oh, I didn't know it was just just...
This tempest is useless for me, to be honest.
And it's just useless as fuck.
This is money.
Honestly, these electric components right now are useless to me.
All of these are good, rubber's good, arc circuitry is fine.
This is springs, or springs, alloy.
I think I need these for later bench. That's for a later bench.
Um...
Expand.
More slots. More slots. Love that.
I can't upgrade anything because I don't have a workshop.
All right, I'm short one arc alloy. Well, I guess I need 12 gunsmiths can make that cool
I didn't get a dog collar for scrappy. What can you do? You know, what can you do?
All good
Get that
That's a bad one.
I think I just need...
I still need pillows, and I still need mushrooms.
That's pretty much it.
My weapon might break this raid.
I'm just...
What map are you going back there?
I got my olives. I'm happy. We could go somewhere else.
Okay, I need value any valuables like the dog collar and all that shit. We could go there again and go village. I guess
Okay
Here can you get apricots from there cuz I'm gonna need more
Oh, you can
little charm guy. It also has wider FOV. It pulls out huge, really far. There's no break
points. There's no break points. There's no accuracy. Defense is just PDR.
Interesting.
It's complete.
I was surprised they were even able to do that because that's how it's coded into
the game.
It's got damage numbers, too, when you swing.
It's like literally, and oh, it's got potions.
This is what I love.
It's got potions that go on your belt,
and they don't leave, it's just a cool down.
You don't need to pick up potions anymore.
Oh, shit, okay, that's cool.
It has a full-on skill tree,
like a PoE web style skill tree,
and it's based off of boss hunting.
You collect boss souls, and you have full-on,
it's not that big, it's like 60 points or something,
but still.
What else does it have?
Oh, no immunities.
No immunities.
No immunities.
Interesting.
What else does it have?
A lot of the Uniques don't have plus skills anymore to be used by everyone to be creative with the builds.
Roon words go in a crafting book.
So like...
Craft?
Yeah.
Like you collect papers and the papers are like recipes like Diablo 4 style where you collect a bunch of papers and then you'd get like an infinity rune word.
So even if you have, even if you have infinity, let's say you have the rune words like the literal runes to make infinity, it doesn't matter because you need the blueprint basically first.
Yeah, that makes sense.
It has essences just like PoE. It has full PoE mods. Potions also have affixes.
You can crit damage on that shit on potions. It's cool. It seems really cool.
I don't know, it's just in beta, so I'm not sure.
I want to try it.
Patrick said he tried it last night.
It's very different though, like that is not in the spirit of Diablo II, for sure.
All of those changes is not in the spirit of Diablo II.
Meanwhile Project Diablo II is trying to keep it still like real, but still, it sounds
more coming
you're not mad here
I mean that's just kind of to these fuckers
Patrick said I'm still playing and it's fun
do an hardcore?
yeah sir
that'd be a good one to do it on I think
no immunity this is awesome
yeah
I hate the immunity
he's just pretty crazy
yeah they're annoying
hi Luke, are you guys... are you guys here?
oh!
we're in a change of mood
hello?
you cracked?
we got a new one
oh they got that
oh we're dead
we're dead
yeah it's been fun
yeah it's been fun it's been real
we got a new real fun
oh no
yeah we got ambush
He's gonna die in the water!
Oh my god, he's so hurt.
Hey man.
GG.
Yeah, I mean we got surprised, unfortunately.
They were literally right on top of us.
Not to lie, I feel like we were distracted because I did calm that.
We knew that we were there, we were just trying to get in the village, right?
Ah, okay, okay, I leave, I leave.
Let's head home at the warehouse.
Dammit, I wanted a dog collar.
I got the Uber, Rare Key, and before that,
that's four Mythics plus Spark for each one of you.
Before the mask key.
Nah, they probably go down.
There's no way they're down.
I want my chicken to get good stuff.
Is there any first thing that people that kept their gear feels bad?
It is, but it is. It's kind of the fun part of the game, right?
Because like, if you're just giga-geared against giga-geared players, that's the worst part of the game.
Just like Tarkov.
Like Tarkov, the worst part of Tarkov is giga-geared versus giga-geared.
The best part of Tarkov is where it's like a mixed bag you don't really know.
There might be a geared guy in the lobby, might not be.
This is like ideal. That's why the Wipe is really good. I'm happy that they at least have a Wipe,
because if the game didn't have a Wipe, it wouldn't last as long.
The Wipe keeps it kind of fresh. I like that. Keeps me coming back.
Holy shit.
it came in too hot I don't have another kettle man I got a free kit for one I
guess I can buy them right I can give you I'm just getting bored of solos and
none of my friends played anymore yeah that sucks playing this game solo forever
It doesn't sound too fun.
You know what I learned today? It takes two to four weeks to ship a card to inter-domestic or international.
I was trying to ship Christmas cards and I thought I was doing a solid by
shipping it a week early. It takes two to four weeks. I'm crazy.
It's a long time. Yo, Rattler 3 thoughts?
It's just ridiculous
Do you I could really get it if you want it um I could bring his kettle to
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you want it attachments on?
I'm good
I'm good
get a better spawn. Jesus Christ, the shit that's about her.
But you're getting, at the beginning, shit's fucking pricey. Goddamn.
How do you see it?
All right, money I just got is gone.
I might sell a bunch of shit that I don't need like this Toro with the kinetic converter
and all and the Tempest.
I think I'm gonna, I think I need to at the start of the game just to make it in the world.
I'm not gonna need processors forever.
We'll scrap them for wires.
That for alloy.
Get scrappy.
Make a new bench.
Boom.
Alright, med lab.
Now I can save a little bit of money,
because I actually am gonna need dark power cells.
I'm gonna need to, if, like at the start of this,
you need to like kind of save money a little bit.
Always have fabric, always have rubber.
Get some power cells.
be a little bit more efficient with your money and more fabric. Can I get that from scrapping anything?
Oh yeah, make sure you buy your ship from Shawnee. I don't know if you guys are.
Oh yeah.
Just make sure to keep a bucket of water in here. Okay? Don't let that go to waste.
Bring it a half key.
Smart choice. Just remember that for one time.
You got it.
That was tough. They were literally on top of us.
If we saw them first, it would have been different, but they saw us first.
But they were literally on top of us.
Remember the order you build the workstation? The order will be on your list.
Oh, is that how that works?
That's silly
I didn't know that wait that's gonna be so annoying my muscle memory of the refiner and all that shit. Oh, fuck
I didn't know that it's good guns
We're next to you long actually late but who lose village?
Oh, they got rid of the code potter right
mine's gone mine's gone
that's there you want me to read out loud
yeah tell everyone wait you actually
wait what?
i do have it
that doesn't make any sense
you think he needs to like restart his game?
yeah that's really weird
i'm just dissed i don't know
he needs to just scan
a toaster
someone else you here Mike I'm gonna need this cap it yeah I already got one
of
the
showstop
of
the
Oh my god, I almost didn't grab on again
My fucking fireball
Taking my loot
Absolutely. Your move, by the way, Halvin.
Yeah, there's trees right there you can shake.
I don't know if I need olives anymore, I just need apricots.
Yeah, well there's apricot trees here, you can shake.
That's a bit moody.
Yeah.
Looks like it can do them, I'm not gonna lie.
They're the only thing I need is mushrooms, so...
There's a lot of them.
I
Need to take pods
So many things
Is above me that was weird of shit. No, it's not like someone's someone likes it sound like someone's slid
That was weird.
He's a kill.
He's a kill.
Very macro-er.
Sadly, this is a good movie.
I think you need like, fuck it, eight, eight, that's the glory number, glory hall, I need
I need you to say that for some reason. I absolutely need you to say that.
Mike has participated in a glory hole.
Oh!
Not on the receiving end.
Oh.
Hell yeah.
Not on the receiving end.
Don't question
Oh my god, what a fucking blueprint what a fine how many how many how many pills
There's let's just
You get it from a class the trigger one
Why everyone could make it
It also needs to get, yeah, that needs to get removed
and also needs to get fucking nerfed.
I mean, they honestly need to get rid of just, in general.
I feel like trigger is fine if the delay time to activate them
is like five seconds.
Oh, well, yeah.
Five seconds, or what the hell?
Maybe if it was like three, but even then,
it's like so hard.
Somebody's going to be useless.
it's tough because they're in a spot where they
kind of need to nerf it to the ground if they nerf it too much it'll be useless
and i don't know if they want that
i mean i kinda like it when you use this
you can throw it on a door and tighten it like if someone comes to the door
i don't mind using that
life is a lot
uh...
okay well you know what it should you know what it could a small fix could be
it can't explode in there that's the problem where people can like haul it
and then like pop it before it even lands and sticks on a wall
i think if it needed to stick and then you can trigger it that might be a
little bit better or reduce the radius maybe
so you have to be actually accurate with it rather than just fucking need it and
that just owns. Like what is it? Seven meters? What if they reduce it to like four?
Yeah the radius, it does blow up the whole fucking room.
Either way they're gonna nerf it slowly. They don't seem like the kind of devs to just kill it
completely. Kill it. When I think that is a good choice to kill it completely I just don't
I don't think that's love.
Well, this is going to be sad, but I'm full, so.
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's fine.
It just sucks, like I ain't, I mean, I got to,
I wanted a dog collar.
Oh.
I'm gonna get dog collars, but I don't think it was this one.
Get space portellies to get them.
True.
Very true.
Well I'm not extractive, you want me to hit the button?
I'm not at it but I'm close to it.
There's some type of pods, it's a mucky.
Just change your playstyle to evade nades?
You can't do that.
There's no changing your playstyle to evade nades, it's not.
How'd that work?
Yeah, honestly, that wouldn't be a bad idea either though, it's like, if they don't repeat it, I feel like they should make a trophy system
To counter it?
Because then people will just like, have to carry it, you know, and it becomes very viable
Bro, just change your playstyle to be invincible
Just the nap to change your playstyle, man, just start cheating, fuck it actually
That guy doesn't play the game, it's fine.
I don't even know if I have enough lost drivers or more than drivers, honestly.
If we've got enough for the little one, that's for sure.
Driver here?
Lost driver.
Oh, Hornet.
I didn't know it was not lost.
Oh god.
There, I shot him.
I can't believe that guy said that. So funny.
It's a funny ass response.
You just died if you fell down.
I think you can if you fall down there and take the damage.
you're like downed I think you actually can
that yeah
think I need to I don't remember definitely
building themes.
Uh, Bluegate again trying to get the pillow. I can get you guaranteed Capman slash pillow
I think it's a pillow that's guaranteed there, but that's on Baird City, and I don't know what I'm talking about.
Nine times out of ten.
It's the dog collar that I'm missing right now.
That place is also good for a doggy.
If you would like to try...
Yeah?
We'll go not cold snap, because that just sounds fucking annoying.
fucking annoying. Or we go blue gate night raid or Stella night raid. Those are the other
two that are up. We go blue gate night as well. Stella night sounds nice for the mushrooms.
It's kind of annoying though with our current gun situation. Because it takes a fucking
Long close to go very very very very regular or a night
Very regular
Okay, three kid
We can freak it Stella
We can't Stella just do the same thing we were doing before
Play different at all
the
Nothing would be any different
That's they're gonna hurt a lot more right now when turning out what I just got it off. Oh, that was sick
I hit Q unreadied and shift put the blueprint out of my ass and then it sort of saved. I don't know if it got out.
It was really quick. I don't know. Let's see.
They took away all the inbox shooter return loot and now I have like 10 full kits in my cheater inbox.
I actually got it out. That's such a dud.
and we need light red, light red, do we need to light red?
uh, well, we need to get your cholo right
this tower has like a guaranteed one
I mean dog collar and pillows
oh, well, we could do claus and willa, rosa and the Santa Maria houses
if they're not hit
very good as well. Santa. I'm hitting this house for real. There's nothing in this house.
All right. Santa Maria's. The blueprint dropping works? Of course blueprint dropping works,
Yes
Is this it
This is loaded
We tried
Well scraps it is
I'm taking up a number between 1 and 100.
Alright.
Uh, 73.
Mike?
33.
It's yours, Mike.
The number was 77.
Damn, that's close.
really close
there's so many pops
what he does
hopefully he'll kill those
I'll move them all
that's where the number is
where the number
you're getting the number wrong I got a plaza rusa yeah who's up there
hoppa redhawk yeah hoppa john
funny I've only seen streamers with cheater mail it's the place that have
probably non streamers you watch
this building is looted
yeah these leak rays are going to fuck our asses this far
that's hilarious
funny I've only seen streamers with 2DNL
I don't even think he realized what he was saying when he said that
that's pretty funny
I see guys in the bridge.
Pharmacy, yeah.
Uh, is that real?
Are we fighting bokeh?
Oh, they're running in the water, right?
That was a mistake on the barge tonight.
Goddamn, my eyes are fucking orange!
There's dead bodies in here.
Three of them.
I'm looting their scraps. They might have some goods.
Yeah, I got fire live ones though. I do but I'm looking for their goodies
So do we want to go after them
They're looting in the air drops I see
In these guys might be coming my way these guys were free well ish
Oh my god you scared the fuck out of me I didn't know you were running in my building
hardly shit hard attack hard attack hard attack
well they're gonna get away if you guys don't come soon let me know if you like
them
oh yeah I like it let's loot it I'm saying even if they have like a kettle too that's
so dope right now
holy fuck you're right it's so orange
they were running east on the bridge but
they could be gone at this point I guess
those birds, is that them?
no no that's... well the bird reset was them
they were already on the this way
they could be gone at this point
they shot this
I'm just gonna walk down to three people
I mean, the thing is, they're here.
Yeah, they're looted it then.
They didn't move this level down, they're doing it.
We'll pack.
Oh, that's so far.
That's not them.
Yeah, they gone.
I gotta smoke it.
Will you check the apartments?
I'll call it.
I need my scrappy up.
Scrappy's got to be like the best thing to get up first, right? Just flat, passive math.
I don't know. Definitely bad work that she's for sure.
You guys fuck with Brisk I. Steve? Lemon?
Or no?
Well, yeah.
She was so good.
Wait, I'm gonna check the breach room.
Maybe someone didn't get it.
True.
Well, the last time we had an Arnold Palmy.
You got an Arnold?
I didn't have one of those in use. I think we're fine.
The breach room has been hit.
That's a whole lot of fucking goo.
Yeah, I don't really like first-person CT very much.
I got Arnold Palmer.
Uh, is that an alcoholic beverage?
No, it's like an iced tea.
I don't know what is it it's like a mix of lemonade and sears
something 50 t something oh okay
That's all good.
I just got some money.
Holy.
Did someone move off?
Got some pasta.
Got a globe.
Yeah, no way I hear either.
People were here kind of recently fuck
All right, well it's got that's rude you do
Want to grab a little yes rates not great buying him late when you're looking for loot sucks
Yeah, it's not great
You need fireball burners, too?
No, I...
That's what you do.
Next you're going to tell me I need snitch-scanners.
Leave this bitch.
No dog collars up there?
No.
Nope, nope, nope.
Maybe this guy's got one Snitch scanner.
Huge.
Oh, many bodies Holy, it's mine.
That was our men.
We looked in the bridge.
I think so.
But I guess I should have figured after the Battlefield 6 fianco.
Everyone fell for one fucking flick of the wrist.
Yeah, I'm letting Justin get this in the scanner. He's a little further ahead than I am.
Oh, all right, well.
You left the purple? I did. That's okay though.
Fuck.
Not a banger.
I need a dog collar.
I like springs, I already have a full stack of fabric, let's grab a couple of springs.
I do need these fireball burners too. May as well get them, I guess.
I'll drop like explosive compound, cause it's pretty easy to get.
Alright.
Oh wait, I have stacks of fireball burners. They only stack to three, right?
Sorry.
I'll get them, I'll get them.
Do they only stack to three or five?
Oh good, man, don't worry.
Cam.
Get out of one.
I guess.
What's he doing here?
I
Couple probes here, but
I'm a fireball
You need five pop triggers. I have so many more than five wait. Oh pops. Oh, yeah, I have six on me
I mean I could use one of those. I think I only have one of my stash and one on me.
There's another pop.
I don't have. Good.
I'll have to drop a metal flier or something.
Tick-pop, tick-pop.
I'm not a real one.
Oh, I'm sick.
I didn't even see that.
I didn't even see that
Came on me fast
What just how I like it buddy
If I'm on the buttons
Do you have that popover chair for now
on a dog caller in the suitcase
looking for any scraps
I mean this isn't a bad one so hopefully it's not, I'll scope it.
Oh you're going to that one, I see.
Yeah, this one.
Safe one.
Oh air is still wide here so I think we're okay.
I don't like the street, I don't know this guy.
Goodies?
Nope.
I missed a side up window.
Why is there a window for the wipe?
window for the wipe. Because it's optional and it's every two months.
Like...
Is it cool to give away your inventory or no?
What?
Yesterday.
Oh, giving away my inventory? Yeah, it's fun. I'm glad I gave it to people in need.
I gave...one of the times like, yeah, I gave...I dropped a bunch of stuff, triggers included, and then they used the triggers to blow us all home.
I didn't really think that one through.
I didn't realize people would be so mean, you know, to get getting free stuff.
I can't lift this up. Get off of it! What's happening with my character? What should be?
Did you keep one on there? I didn't touch it. I just wanted to explain. Oh, yeah, I left the popter around that guy though.
Did that? That might be it.
Dude, when we looted at the same time it was actually bugged.
Yeah, it does bug you. Your shit goes all like weird FOV. I've had it happen before.
No, it was like locked off like it was like home. Oh, right. Yeah, that's our car
And your mouse is too big. It's all slow and shit
We're seeing all the maps traversing all the maps I
Mean you kind of need like a nice little
You know you need like a nice little start before you can actually like get involved
Get your get your goop up get your work benches going get scrappy going
I
Didn't do anything either
W raid though
Must be nice, I'm still missing the dog collar
We can find one now.
Alright, let me look at my benches.
Yeah, we'll get one this right, surely.
For sure.
I have all my cheater mail here.
I got a nice van for, another van for, another van for,
a kettle for, a kettle for, a kettle one,
and, just freak it, I guess, and then another kettle for.
Tons of meds, though.
Just nice.
Two more fireballs.
And two more pop triggers
Metal metal for the refiner
12 more plastic
Gearbench great dude. I didn't know the order of what you the order of what you crafts changes the order of your shit
Yeah, it does. Yeah fucking stupid
What map I don't know I stayed a dog color so
So, don't forget that.
Blue gate night raid?
You'll definitely get it there.
Sure.
Works for me.
Yeah.
We're back on a piss.
How'd you get so much cheater mail?
I mean, this is only one, two, three, four, five, six, seven cheater mail.
I've been cheated a lot more than seven times.
I think I've been cheated almost 40 times.
I
Still new friendly like if I start now do I have any way to keep up bro. We just all restarted
Today is the day where everybody restarted if they chose to wipe, which was a large majority of people, so...
Yes. You will always... The way they design this game is no matter when you play, you will always be injected into the loop...
In a way where you're not feeling behind, ever. That's just not... They didn't design the game that way. They didn't design it in a way where if you play, you're gonna be behind. Never.
That'll never happen.
Yo, W Blaze at the prime. Major Blazey. Oh, speaking of Blaze, I gotta play Vizzbatch
as well. I'm a little excited, man. Everyone's fucking hyping that game up. All my friends
are hyping it up. Tell me I gotta play it. Excited for that one.
Uh, fucking Stargrid, I wanna go pilgrim because I'm on Firemall with Pops and Ticks.
Still need a baller?
Yeah, I do.
I need two burners, one Firemall, I think, and a couple of burners.
How many burners do you total?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I wanna say it was eight, or it's six, and then eight of the other.
This patch blows, it's just a mobile game.
I mean it's a story game.
game this batch is just playing a you're not really playing him you're not
even really playing a game
what the fuck was that
I'm just trying to uh
I'm not speaking
No AI? Why is it so weird in here too?
How's there no AI?
It's like it's like it's like calling the walking like telltale games mobile
you know like yeah you're not actually playing the game
You're just watching the story unfold and clicking a few buttons
You should look into the locker that serves you right, and try to get a dog collar if
you don't know.
Oh, I need this.
That's a go.
If you see damage heat seeps by the way, you need those.
For what?
I literally just got one as you said, though.
You did too.
For one of the level two benches.
Oh, I don't remember that.
I don't remember that at all, actually.
I need to get some of those bags.
I don't remember a full-up, but I'm just going for one of the benches.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get the bag.
Oh, my gosh.
There you go. You're out. You're out.
I think every time there's a wipe window even if you don't have the currency to make it you
should take you should do it. Every time. Keeps the game fresh.
Alright. Are you guys bringing in Sims by the way?
No.
Or no.
I don't got it like that.
I guess you're just started well yeah I've been burning it all in the benches
every time I get 50 or something and just don't fit I don't even know if I have
the bench for us the med one probably right or utility maybe I'm gonna have
utility it I'm just trying to get scrappy it's the med one I know scrappy's
I
Be his best for sure
Is any trade like we used to get like eight each raid
I'm getting I think it depends on how I don't know it's tough. Yeah stuff to know
I got nine in our first raid on a tier one
one. But that's because we spent 25 fucking minutes in it, but...
That is ridiculous.
For hell of a people are dying under us.
Find a room in the village.
Those guys are leaving, I see them.
Awesome.
Yeah, you know.
Over there.
That's because they're leaving the village. You got the caller?
Yeah, maybe.
See, that might be another team coming up on them.
That was another team. No way. No way. That's the same guy. I don't believe it.
But there's already a full team at the button I saw them running around
No, I meant, I meant, okay, oh, I meant what you're saying
Okay, dope
Dead man, dead man, dead man
Tell them no tales
Pirates
I'm gonna start bleeding these, um, innards
now they hit these motherfuckers
these guys the dog collar on him
really?
no probably not
oh man
that's your freak it
honestly they should let you fucking
choose to stay in a raid or a queue longer
to get a fresh raid
the
end of
You get it fucking later a PMC down
Talk off game of year
Yeah
It should win one of these years, though.
One of these years?
I'm gonna give it another 10 years.
That's one 2.0.
I think everything is looted in here, dude.
Have we just got spaceport?
Yeah, spaceport is probably the best.
Probably the blood
You want to fight these guys?
Damn you took so much damage
Oh shit, I'm gonna need toacers, yeah
a bunch of lemons here
oh my god, good turn
one apricot, one apricot tree
I'll die for this apricot
alright, I'm high
this is good
alright, I have to go APK
holy shit
Get me in!
I think I remember reading you could only gain the benefits three times wait really?
That's lame if so I thought they would just let you do it for ever every two months
Only three times it's crazy
He's very close.
He has three more apropos, and those were apropos trees, I think.
I'll give it a little kick.
It's like I'm playing Daisy right now.
If you hit that tree, it's the turn.
I'm not going to hit some 180.
That guy shouldn't do that.
That's a lemon tree.
It should be an asshole.
It's a lemon tree.
So there's a bunch of lemons on the ground.
I don't know if you can just currency.
Tons of lemons on the ground.
There's tons.
I'm good.
Everybody's never an issue, you know?
There you go.
Think I've done what the Emperor calls.
I think that's all the buffers I need.
Did he just kill somebody with this rock yet?
So.
Alright, I think I'm done with Fireball now and I need Tiki's though.
Fuck.
They used to damage me.
to damage myself
I got this
Why does that tracking medium-bend hard look use?
Kettle is so fucking good, I can't even believe it
shit fucking owns
very good
good
well I'm sort of full
got good stuff on me
and by that I mean my
bench stuff
which is good
yeah I'm still looking for her
to go
Maybe the colors in the trash can yeah trash can does have good shit
I don't have a rubber stick
Can you test her?
Uh, yeah?
Two, three, something you can do.
Oh, fuck.
No, that's good.
For the benefit of the night, right? Just more loot.
The truck sucks.
Yeah, this place isn't great.
We're just gonna be just... we're just not getting grades at our start.
Like, if we get a fresh rate, this place owns.
where was the toaster? on me, i have it
it's next to here
it's a tick, one tick, singular
i'm getting shot right there
a wasp
Oh yeah, they're getting fucked. These are the guys that died in the rocket here, I think.
Yeah. Take this, Mike. Drop waiter down. There.
Over close. Down here.
Uh...
I feel like those guys probably have nothing to do down here like that.
They might have loot. They just might not have stuff to defend themselves.
You know?
They dead really close like right here
I mean, they're. Yeah. Yeah. I
mean, he was down and I saw
nobody near him.
I don't know. I don't know what that looks.
He's down to like right here.
Check the inside of this house dude. These guys are probably terrified.
Yeah but they're inside.
Oh he's still there. Oh he gave up.
Well his friend's probably died ages ago.
Remember we've heard the downs. Okay, this guy. What why are we so playing?
Like what I was even in the raid
He was freaking they even lose an item like what what?
They just gave them go back to menu
What are we what do we find rocketeers for?
We got to get this extra or really far one
There's gonna be people left from the people downstairs in the lab, so we might have to
draw this out.
Is it worth the reset?
I mean, if you want to re-experience the gameplay loop again, that's pretty much why
you're doing it.
You're doing it to, like, re-experience looting, like being in the slums, you know,
being poor.
I am just smoothing.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Oh god.
That sounded good.
I didn't get that firing cord, but fuck that.
If I rock it to your husk, up there.
You get anything for that by wiping yeah a couple little small benefits
I'm the boss he's good about you GJ is fucking
GJ's video to Matt was hilarious
I love how mine was just like the only wholesome one and Tyler
Tyler dude, I was Tyler said he was on a plane. I was just Tyler said he was on a plane
He can't bro. Just like go to the bathroom or something and just that's what Patty said
I was like the only one that was serious Mike and Hannah's fucking do some sink shit
Yeah, we play all the hours for sure.
Big monies.
In and out a little more.
How much is In-N-Out paid, you know?
It's more.
It's like, I think, anywhere between like 22 and 25.
For In-N-Out employees? That's crazy.
Because the middle wage in California for fast food is 20 and I think they came
off
I'm sure they do that well they have to it's a law in California
I only got 8 from them right there, but we're at it now, but actually we're kind of lurking
out a while.
I only got 6.
Oh, I need more tickpods, man.
I
Think I need more tic pods
On the power cable so much that shit
Retake pods why is this not oh
Man that's a dub
We got one, two, three, four stations all to now.
Huge.
Um, so we got our apricots, we got our lemons, we got our capons, we got our prickly pears, we got our olives.
Is this all we need? Oh, we need the mushrooms, right?
We need mushrooms.
But we have everything else.
Um, tickpond three, pop triggers six, fireball burners five.
So we need three more fireball burners two more pops. I think six more ticks or five more ticks
All right get the work back in us three pillows
I
Where'd you know you want me to go somewhere else
Space for it. Yeah, space for it's working my dog. Call our first gravity
Wait, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what there's no back to that. Are you bringing a key?
I can already make them to
What the hell are you rich? I don't know. I need one more power cable. Three in total for you guys.
Yeah, but departure is more like a lot more
Might as well hit this though. No. Oh, we're hitting this 100% good me. I'm going roof looking for that weapon case dropping in a second
Careful my right
I should have brought my renegade out, no lie.
You know that.
Oh, it could wear.
The rocket's here.
The rocket's here.
They're in that building.
So if you want to cross again, they just don't want to.
They could get towered.
They will come this way probably.
they get towered, they will come this way probably
angle one on down
they 100p will come this way
oh he's in the open
I might just actually hold up
hang em?
I would
one of them is really low, the other one is here
oh there
Oh, yeah, I see him at that. Yep. He's low as fuck. He's gonna die
We got in the tunnel
There's still one in the tunnel. Yeah, that other one's dead to the rock
He's dead to the rocket here, he's probably gonna crawl
Did he drop down in the tunnel?
Let's find out how to make it
I gotta break the shot trap actually if I go right doesn't have one come through the door come through the door
It's pitch black down there
It should be down here eating pinkie pinkie
I'm right there.
The other one gave up.
So sorry gentlemen.
Chad where they pretty much pre-kit.
Arpeggio too, he's broke.
Doggy dog world, you understand?
Yes!
I think he was accepting of his fate.
Yeah, he's like, I got it.
I don't know what it is.
These guys are broke as shit, but it's huge for us.
Back to the building.
Yeah, I'm sorry where we flew to today.
They said a little trappy for us.
Dude, that feeling of losing to a fucking rocket here.
Wait, do you scrap two power cables?
Huh?
Mike, don't lie to me.
Someone might've lied to me.
What?
I mean, this may have been fucking eight years ago.
Like, three or three or four raids ago.
Their power cables are empty.
Bro, chill.
Chill.
I'll find three power cables in this raid.
Yeah, but you guys need three each.
OK, we'll find nine.
What's the big deal?
Nine hours.
I found a snowball of three pocket raids in the road right now.
Merry Christmas to Doug.
Yeah, Merry Christmas, oh yeah.
Merry Christmas out here.
I got one. We're good.
You're going to find my gun now.
I'm going to stop it.
Get some help.
Get some help.
Ready?
Is he bossing?
No.
Big goop.
I was just gonna ask
Rub it in my face you got a dog calling I don't
I thought is that I'm adjusting said I thought this was what he said
He'd be excited. I said that he'd be so happy for me. He said I got one. I thought you meant the code
It's
We keep speaking come on right here
Need those
Okay, take it. It's you our cable
He takes?
He takes.
I'm in all right, in all right.
I'm in little pressure.
Oh
Yeah, this map's kind of dead those poor guys
Oh under me yeah, that's under you. Yeah
They start shooting nine maybe they'll run out bottom
Keep shooting shit
Yeah, they're breaching I hear of they're breaching north
Oh like that
I mean who cares right?
I get my freaking odyssey
Maybe if we're lucky there's a dog collar in here.
They should be.
Oh, I thought that would work a little differently.
That's a good image, alright.
This is where one of us gets ambushed in a building like this, because it's huge.
a lot of looking around
yeah, it's definitely an ambush city, I don't know why
you gotta do what you gotta do for the dog collars, you know
I got it.
Oh, you got it?
Yeah.
Huge.
Come on.
That's not a hose.
Yeah, that's not a hose.
That's not a hos. Yeah, that's not a hos.
A dog collar. Nice.
I see your pillows and everything too. No, I'm not.
I still need one. You can check the lockers down stairs.
I got three more power cables. Don't do that.
You're the antiseptic.
Wait, is that...
A hundred?
I think you...
That's outside in Southeast.
Oh, a hundred.
Oh, awesome.
Yeah, remember the ambush? Yeah.
Fuck, Hamilton.
I thought that was yours.
There's three teams. There's another team.
Oh, fuck me.
There's a lot of guys in this building.
A lot of guys.
Six people.
bad they are so bad I mean those people are awesome there's a whole other team
at this floor I missed a shock and shot him down me
she hits we got a lot of men to deal with here
good to know that they're bad I guess but I don't know about the other
I mean like actual console shaking you right thumbs there bad
You sure there's yes positive positive
Here one right now near zip
This thing saw you
Still breaching up there
I'm kind of hoping they bump into each other, waiting for him to go up the zip.
I've never heard the term make that much before you guys are pussies don't fuck them up I was
hoping that they would bump into each other but they're just well this guy's on third
I was third. Or not a second.
Yeah.
I just can't believe they're not bumping into each other. There was one team second and then Justin seemed third.
Yeah, I was just the two of them. I think it was a duo to be honest.
Because that's what happened a lot today.
Hey, you're right, right, right, right.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
We got something to go over way holy hell.
Yep, there we go.
Really bad.
Good, good, good.
Steppy man, Steppy man.
Well, we had the right intuition just waiting.
But those guys knew we were there.
Very clearly.
They were there and also
Yeah, the other team is on third where I died on the processor wall
Above me
This is I mean, it's the so fucks. Yeah
One of them's looking at me from across
She's a thing
You these guys to fight each other bro. I can't
There we go
I'm fighting a crisis so there's I'm gonna shoot this guy I think
I think.
Waiter, in there.
Wait, if I get a freebie tonight...
If I get a freebie tonight...
Yeah, he is.
One's dead on the line.
Yeah.
You can't see your push line right now.
He crashed.
Yeah, we're good. One's cracked. The other one's getting like...
The other one's getting...
So, you killed... You're thirsty, the guy, huh?
Uh, he's not dead yet, but he can't really get a rez.
Oh, you killed the turret, that's enough.
and
the lives of
the best of techy
his teammate gave up
i must get a shot by the cops
yeah
he went back down
dude get these fucking cops away from me, man
I mean, this is gonna be a loseable fight.
Is it back up? Is it coming back up? Is that for me?
Not really a great jump off point, but...
Oh, what the...
I don't know that guy was.
They just came up the zip. They're fighting each other I think. They're fighting each
other. One got cracked. I'm gonna flank this guy inside.
I
Other teams coming up on nine. Yeah. Yeah
There's one that's a different guy for sure. There's two on
one down to the other guy there's three teams by here by the way that team under us is another
team I don't have my pulse in the fighting
top stairs another one top stairs top stairs
just hope that they don't come up. Well nine shields a team knows what's going on here.
Now we just pray. Might be doing that. I think there's one lurking somewhere.
Maybe, but nine killed the guy that was on the third. So that team is dead.
Oh, there's more people coming through.
I reckon I should get a shield and get a shield on these guys.
Er, well, uh, no, not that.
Like an actual shield?
Oh, yeah.
This guy had one.
One of those guys had a vent, right?
Uh, I didn't leave one.
Maybe he was using a burlata.
As far as we're alive, to be honest, yeah.
Cattle 3, holy shit, there's a Cattle gun.
There's a lot of guns.
Oh, this guy's got a blue shield.
Yeah, this guy does too, but it doesn't really mean anything to me.
Yeah.
No.
Fuck the blue shield.
Get out of here.
It's just a shitty drop train.
I just started dropping stuff.
I already have my three power cable on.
You see where the paint drops.
I think we don't go that way I was just saying this guy was like that in here
something but yeah what do we want to do?
okay
that moment the central elevator control I guess we can go out of the tunnels yeah I do
have a hash key it's probably just this oh
Let's go back.
I think that could have caved my ass, so it's not even done.
Now we just hope we don't get griffed by cops.
Oh my god that bastion is gonna, I hope it doesn't come around the side.
Oh my god it's coming around the side.
Oh my channel is on the roof.
That's terrifying.
10 minutes to get out of there. I repeat, 10 minutes.
Not a nice. No, I think we're getting shot. There's
somebody shooting the arc above us or something, I think.
Get the fuck out of there.
That's good.
Get out of there, man.
Love you.
Love you.
Love you.
Love you.
Pretty good.
It's true, it's true.
Oh, there it is, the power cable.
I was just unlucky for Justin.
Yeah, I might have all breached him, and I actually would have lived.
I called it, dude.
If I wasn't overweight, I would have lived.
Um, okay, this is going to take a second, but I don't got it.
Oh, alright, should I just bring in my cheater kit?
Where the fuck of it?
Cheater?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Load up.
You're gonna cheat your kid off.
Two more ally, 13 more metal. Well, 13 metal I can get from that scrappy. 12 metal.
I'll keep you scrappy.
Oh, I don't need to call you, all righty, what map do you want to go?
Um, I personally need medical things, I need 3 tick pods and 2 bioscanners, so anywhere
medical I can loot would be fucking ideal, doesn't really matter, so why not space
for you that fucking place is a guy we got the things we needed that has a
better departure yeah or you know I guess a lab but what about damn you
real research and I've been damned ever shit there as well. Medical. Yeah.
true damn I guess I guess I'll go damn fuck it
remember chat he wants you to think he's cheating it's not that I want people to
think I'm cheating it's just people are so fucking stupid like I don't
Necessarily wants people to think I'm cheating. I'd rather they them not but if they're too stupid to see that it's
Obviously not a macro
I'm not gonna waste my energy like trying to
Prove it to them because they don't care anyway
So it's not yeah, like I would rat in a perfect world I would rather people
Be like wow, that's crazy. You can keep you can click that thing so fast instead of wow
This guy's a cheating loser. I would rather them think that way, but
No matter no matter nine sounds like he's been spamming the jazz cabbage
Not the jazz cabbage is that we found
I'm just hella tired today. Actually
Of course, I told you my cheater kids on I have a tempest for as well. I slept like five hours
I'm gonna rip up
Smoking a refund a god job. Oh, yeah, I mean he's not wrong
But I should have wanted to fucking bet again actually
Again get some coffee in you or instead of
Set of reposs which to the old met
someone said five hours of the semi normal amount of sleep is it five hours yeah bro five
hours five hours bro if I don't get like eight I'm dead I don't know five hours of
the semi normal amount of sleep that's not at all it's not good for you but I gotta do
I do too, but like I also, you know, five hours if you're 60 maybe.
No, apparently that's a myth.
You know, we have to listen to you.
Yeah, I don't believe, I wouldn't, I wouldn't believe that.
Logically, it doesn't make any sense.
God damn it, the hospital is definitely looting boys.
Oh, is that why we're here? Telling you Stella's the way.
You're going to need it though. No, no, no. There's a hospital here.
Should owns. Stella's got tongues though.
That's true. That is true, but it's in labs and you never make it out.
So, like, is it really that good?
What's the piece of tape deck? I think they're referring to
when people would put a tiny piece of tape at the center of their screen.
Or a marker they would do a tiny marker in the middle of your stream
all right well that's that that's not people in here oh yeah they're on it
they're on it well they might take the maybe if they didn't see us oh I see
him yeah I don't think I don't know if we shoot though even no we wait do they
know they're all sitting there oh my god please take it oh my god oh my god
Why is he just sitting there go?
Look at him. He's looking at the bachelor right now. That's why I think they're gonna take it
I think he takes it
Oh, it's not looking like you're gonna take it. I'm gonna break this pop
That's a wait wait you still look you keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting keep shooting Mike
I'm not a lot of bullets
Are we gonna shut the side?
Yeah.
Can you shoot this?
No, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta...
Oh, god, I was fucking dying.
I shot the side of the head for the building, but we should be fine.
Now we can't zip across the room.
We can't really.
Well, they have freaks. The guys that are across.
Ah.
Yeah, they're pretty... they're free.
Do I try to just send it across the room?
I don't think they'll kill you.
It's gotta be me.
I'm taking him.
Oh, damn.
What if my food is so raw?
I'll see if he's there on the street.
No, there's no way.
They tried.
I got no guys definitely yeah, I got no clue where their bodies are
Which sucks cuz they looted this
Yeah, but they might have looted this yeah, it might have went in here I guess
Why sir
hold on they might have a little bit of a damage to pick here
look at these fireball burners
oh is that guy here?
yeah
I made it here I found one
god it's so small
yeah
Holy fucking moly.
Someone popped something towards us.
I think they're coming.
I mean, I don't want to see it.
I think they're coming.
Oh, I see one.
Right there.
I see another one.
Actually, that's crazy.
Yeah, they want to come.
I think they want to come.
Come.
Come.
Racked bio scanner.
I
See one right here standing still literally just standing still
You see this
One's below, two below.
I'm getting cut by the rails.
Two are in our building.
In our building?
Yeah, they made it across the bottom floor.
Holy nade.
Noice!
I don't know if they can get over here.
They can go down to the second floor.
Like they can walk in through the second floor on the left side.
I see one here.
Oh my god, I fell I fell like I'm like
He said though. He said though. We're good. He didn't even know I fell
Once in the garage, are you right side?
Crack one, I'm gonna chop another team
I guess we're gonna crawl away to his friend for sure
I think if we peek this left side we might see him.
I think we might see him, Rez's boy. I think we should actually drop and peek if the Bastion's not close.
Yeah, I'm about to run on the bulls. I think we should be able to see him in a sec.
Me and Niner are going to see him.
Yeah, yeah, right here.
His friend's going for him now?
I'm going roof. I'm going roof.
That was me. I want the zip.
They are serious
All I know that was my last deal
That's where the song
There's somewhere
I guess we did cross paths
I mean they weren't free I don't think but they had nothing god the world's slowest looting
this guy is kind of gooped this guy is or
I actually need to leave the raid
That's crazy
Hey, why stona bolts on the man? Oh
Zipping on my room up here up here. I'm fine. There's lighting on this guy. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't know about me
I'm gonna shoot
One dead you're alone bro two more two more
the other we can't we have to go through the gallery up and run I only have one
Magnus I have to back up you really can't do anything yeah okay well we
I have hash key, if you wanna just get out, they aren't pushing me though, oh my god that's
yeah, they're trying to push, they're on this route now, they are gonna work for me, I have
15 bullets, but I can't run them for a while, if you can just like, yeah, I can run them,
I have 6, we gotta get to Justin as a problem, and that might mean we're gonna cross their
path I mean they're on gallery like we love yeah yeah I'm over by the hatch
something died they are there
You can open.
I didn't think ammo would be a problem.
Well, last time we went here, we didn't get into a lot of fights, and this time, we did
have fights.
Yeah.
Big busty latinas.
What a fucking name.
Yeah, I got a little bit of it, but it's better than nothing.
Okay, do you want to go stealth a bit?
I feel like that hospital is really good if you get there first, that's the only problem.
You got any?
I'll just bring a defibrelator, and I got a couple of this point might as well, right?
A fribrelator.
I gotta buy ammo though, this is tough.
That's just tough.
I am although this is tough, that is tough.
Nothing I can't, but does the suit mean good?
Do you have any tips on the skill tree you're going to do?
Um, you can respec it now so it's not the other worlds.
I
Saw some guy in your chat during expedition Mike
This guy's comment he said fucking I'd rather get railed 500 times by Malin and then play this trash
So people are big arcadeers. I don't know why I
Need second by expedition X
But the statement still stands
I think the people that are big archaiders just don't like multiplayer games, you know
I was gonna say they don't like fucking popular games
I don't like fun apparently, I don't know either
I mean, think about how many people you know that like are afraid to play multiplayer
games, you know?
I mean that guy's talking about a hard-ass Elderman fucking boss, you know, like imagine just sitting
in a single-player game and fucking having the blast.
I'm sure you had a fun tag last night, right?
Yeah, what does this mean though?
Well, he was talking about what Nines said.
Oh.
Like, I would hate doing Elderman Militia over and over and just get fucked instead
playing this single player game with chillax and drunken beer smoking some
gaonja like nine hours
oh yeah
fuckers
oh shit just when I got you something
buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh
okay that's a troll don't come back don't come back don't come back
no it was
I have it
that was my clip I thought it was just
I have it
what is it what is it
that's your favorite guy
I'll get my R.P.N.U.
Now your other favorite game.
Airpan W. See that's like 13 hundred coin right there now.
Hell yeah.
1300 coin.
Oh!
Fuck.
Coming our way.
I'm gonna get spotted.
I need, you have a, you got a pillow?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, I need the pillow, I need the pillow, I need the pillow.
I'm on the floor, here.
Yeah, you found another one.
I will, I'll let you know, don't worry.
Sunny 12 mushrooms anywhere inside.
yeah that's kind of the problem but we got to go stellar for that
stellar mantis
the hell is stellar
I don't know but I wish I was in a hospital
that's what it's ass
my second pillow
I'm dead, run agade, knockin' em out I guess, I'm under here, anyone's low on me, I'm
that was unlucky for him he had his fucking fists out
don't worry about to get thirsted while meeting this
this guy's a freak it
had a renegade of one
That's so far, actually.
I'm a Gade Raider.
I'm being honest, I would just use an Anvil at that point.
Since everyone's hyping up this extra 3-33 game, is it similar to Final Fantasy X?
If so, I'll buy it tomorrow.
I don't...
Do you think we can bail it?
Definitely not.
I think we could.
I don't play Final Fantasy
I'm going to trap him
Lock him in, lock him in, lock him in
Wait, it's kind of working
Lock him in
They're shooting at Mike
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him
Nice, nice loot up boys
I'll loot the ball
like oh man that's the guy nine kills really no ball really you can say he
We need balls.
It's a rare ball.
It's not here.
I got it.
Oh shit, shit.
Oh, it's here.
Right there.
I'm gonna go up top here.
I'm gonna go up top here.
Way back here.
I can get up there.
You got them?
Yeah.
I got them.
He fed them
I'm flanking. I'm doing big flank. Oh, they're waiting another team another team another team coming. All right. Well, I'm chillin. Yeah, I'm chillin too
Someone else got cracked. Oh, they got thirded
One's getting cracked on the roof. He's gonna run to my side, baby
They're all different the bridge careful, I mean, I can't really do anything. We're gonna go all the way around to fight on
Okay, that's where I saw the other thing I was going all the way around and I saw I was getting runnin' out of it. I was like, well...
Do we want to try to flank them? They're here.
Yeah, why not? They're probably moving. I mean, I have a temp to this, so I couldn't fucking pop people.
On the roof? No?
Clear. There.
Oh, that's not good.
I mean, I could shred. If they ever come down here...
This is not a good spot to be in.
We're gonna try to figure it out, but it's not... this is not good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm hearing you.
They're looting at the moment.
I'm gonna go to the bridge, alright?
I'm gonna take this second.
I'm gonna try to flank them.
And have good angst.
I see one.
They're in the building, I think.
Yeah, they're in the building.
I can't- oh, he may have just saw me.
Oh.
Might be another team, maybe.
I cracked one.
One's on the right.
Might be dead, I guess.
Okay, I'm coming, but-
I think it-
I think he's down the roof right here.
Watch out, watch out.
Yeah.
Oh, shoot me a sec!
I have- I have-
That was so bad, I wish it.
I'm dead.
On me, on me, me, me, me.
I don't.
I think there's one more.
It was on him right up, huh?
Oh yeah, that's right. It was on him.
He's directly under me somewhere.
I killed his teammate, it's the last one.
He's definitely calling to him bottom of this building by the way.
He's in the building.
Like for sure.
Yeah, he's for sure in this building.
Where Nines going right now, there's an entrance to it.
Yeah, well do you want to just send him?
Yeah.
I
Definitely is over maybe on my side
I guess I could just it I feel like he's in the top possibly
Hi
I don't think he's hiding, he can go up there but...
In the top room? Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, I just don't think, I think he ran if we haven't seen him.
Well, if we have, is there a second or no?
Yeah, yeah, mostly it makes it could be a rat spot but...
Yeah, it's all clear.
Where's all the guys they killed?
Well, I have two bodies up front on this step here but...
I'm assuming he's watching them. There's two guys right?
I'll loot her right now
Is it a medium I really need that that would be lovely if I could have a medium stack or two. I don't think so
support
all right bogeyman
i'm giving this gun i guess
if it comes down to it
what?
i got an anvil so
i have an anvil as well
it's just like 30 volts
and this guy up here
the other guy shot him back
hopefully he doesn't have to watch
Get light the rush of this fucking archer
He said fuck you
When you get that's a good all right, I shot this guy in the back
Might die right here. Oh good. Don't care
This body's floating can I look this or man?
Yeah, you're probably dead from the side.
Oh, it's full.
Nice.
It's full.
Medium, medium.
I'm sliding, I'm sliding, I'm sliding!
I'm gonna fall.
I'm gonna fall.
I see you got a wave.
What a grief-ass body.
What the fuck is this?
No medium.
I guess I'm not getting any good. I'm literally not getting anything I need
ever. We got to go Stella. Stella will give us everything we need and more.
I might as well free them.
Or like, light kinect concessions, just their party room with some new kits that way.
Light ship kits.
Yeah, well, we can, yeah.
You're gonna steal them?
I'll fucking bring this guy down, I'm gonna shoot it.
Tempus is really bad on that map.
You still want to go to hospital?
I mean it's definitely moving.
They might not have picked up the bioscanners.
You should have bioscanners right? Yeah.
People pick those up, since they know the game especially.
There was a team over here by the way, not a lot of them.
That was running out.
But I think they were wide right.
I'm sorry, you should've got it on there, is that what you're saying?
No, there's just someone over here, a little bit ago.
I just did the upper 10 lead, isn't over there?
Strut.
Yeah, there's no action there, no more.
I don't know where they are.
I don't know where they are.
I was there.
Someone out of this is second to go, but...
I need this.
Well, there's doors out there.
That's us.
What are they probably went down to the below hidden bunker thing?
They did they did I go to the bathroom a second ago. I heard it
My old scanner
I don't like when it's this orange, like, all the shit.
Like, we're in freakin' Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad?
Yeah, whole movie's just fuckin' whatever you're in Mexico, it's just yellow.
We're in Breaking Bad right now.
Um...
It's kind of insane
Where was that turret a pillow oh
There's a pillow
Well, this church see me. Oh we got a move
You need the rest of the medical kits too next right or do you do that? There's one up here
Think it's three sounds right
We're looking for goodies
Expired pasta
I
Listen
Little blueprint over the very comfortable pillow
No, I don't know
There's no way I don't remember that
Well, we were right, it wasn't looted.
Yeah, it's pretty good, honestly, but...
Alright, well...
I got my pillows. That's pretty cool.
Oh, I just have to repair the thing on this. I'm gonna have to...
We're going out of the metro now.
Yeah, I'm gonna give anyone a second. My closest is right here.
Do you want me to put bullshit?
Yeah.
Do it for me. Thanks.
Yeah, right.
I've never been down the... oh.
My game's glitching out. Okay.
I was like, I didn't know where I was. I didn't know where I was at, dude. I looked weird.
Why do you guys never bring keys? I don't know.
I mean, really, you only need the keys for, you shouldn't, I feel like you shouldn't leave with keys unless you're actually in a pinch. That's what I think keys are for.
They don't save you that much time.
They save you like what a minute?
I didn't get completion.
I did it.
Literally feel great.
You maybe did it.
That's a good one.
No, no, I did it for him.
I'm on the other one.
He did it for me, what?
You have the one that's... You have to do the Depot thing.
Ours is just for Marriot.
Oh, oh, oh, fucking hell.
Well, you got your, you got your scanners?
Oh, I got one.
I got my antiseptics though, which is nice.
That's a pretty de-sta.
These guys are clan tagged up, bro.
Jetlight Dane and Jetlight Griffey.
Oh, they're lit.
We raid, Debbie Rae!
Yes.
I'm excited.
What can I say?
So many two tickpots, man.
I've never seen ticks.
I got lots of shit now, I'm not gonna lie.
W!
I just need 12 mushrooms and Stella is going to get me those from the baskets.
Maybe
Maybe maybe
Okay, so we need mark motion cores
We need
Hornets and electrical components we need cracked bioscanners and four tick pods
We need rusted tools and wasp drivers
Let's go to the dam water facility.
There's only like one or two mushrooms on the pipe.
Oh, let me just get a reminder then.
If we spawn medical, we quickly search the medical, hit the things, get the bioscanners.
If we don't, I don't know, open the door for the mushrooms, I guess.
Shawnee told me about what you found
Tristation levels that they're only a little one. I just got them
I also need to go up here you want these two
and we'll get so many from this map actually
if we survive that is if we survive it's true
let's go to mushroom land mushroom land
I made all that noise people are gonna go and then we go somewhere else it's brilliant
I think I heard someone on those stairs I don't know in front of us no I just see
get on edge yeah yeah let me they're in the the vault up room last one should be
low I don't know if I killed him bro I barely hit him
I mean I hit him a lot
We got problems there
Looks like he's still alive based on his I just don't think that killed him bro all three dead
I'm gonna kill this
I saw a player like the way I died so fast I thought he fucked me up.
I don't know what gun he had but that should hurt him.
Yeah, I died instead, pretty much, could have been cheating I guess, or you fucking just
thinking all headshots is pretty good aim for it.
We're gonna find a battery or in here anything in the weapon box we'll see was that a saigra
Yeah. Yeah. It's up top a lot of time. The problem is we have all of these shredders.
We have four fucking herbals in there. That's fucking crazy. Is this for the motion?
Yeah, we just need a battery and you're bringing out from out there.
Yeah, I mean you can play. Oh what the fuck they're on me? Holy shit. Holy shit. I fell, I fell.
What? Uh, I don't know. I'll see what they do I guess.
Uh, I go to mid as well. I'm playing in this dark hall I guess.
Careful Justin, that angle over there is fucked. Yeah, I'm good.
What the fuck is that door just have been?
Are they getting shredded?
Oh yeah, one's right here.
No they are.
They're getting shredded.
I have this left side.
Kill me, kill me.
What's that?
Oh, they're dead, they're dead, they're dead.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I shot nine so many times, by the way.
I don't know what to do.
what's that? oh they're dead, they're dead
hold on, hold on, hold on
watch your...
another
maybe from low-end care
what's with dating?
you good? I don't know
you're not good?
yeah, I think I got it
oh yeah, yeah, I'm noticing, I have kitchen
That shredder is guarding that. Yeah, yeah, looking at the door.
Outside door. I get a lick on him going left.
I might get a lick on him just now.
I'm flanking. Walk right through.
Right on me, right on me. One dead, one dead, one dead.
In the stairwell, he's one.
If I make up my side
Yeah, I'm flanking it. I'm flanking it. I'm flanking the stairs like the stairs nothing. I don't see them
Last one's still up there somewhere
Yeah, we kind of do come Stella to die, huh?
Yeah, it's just it's just too much. Yeah, we can't we can't we're not ready for all this shit. Yeah, we're just a little we're just little guys
We're just a little guys in a big world
They're full volcanoes boys
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen hold on hold the phone hold the phone for a second one second. Okay, hear me or no
hello yeah we can't go stella yet we don't know if you're this cooks on the team on
the what though we don't have enough gear for we don't have enough gear for this yet
unless we do free cats obviously oh god i'm fucking slow
I think we just go to sea vault down, give us a lot of it, I can heal you if you need it.
You can heal you?
Free loadouts to get an insane come up as possible, but yeah we just don't got enough goop.
Stella's a tough one.
You come here when you're pretty geared or free I guess.
All that for nothing
What's your thoughts on the reset so far? Worth it?
I think it wipes O is where it's at
What do you need the pillow for? Scrappy
I think they will follow you
Just need to be careful
I patched you by the way
If we want to take it, we can
Nah, I get it
I got a gear. I don't know. I should get out and down there. I should get out and down there, I don't know.
We're just not even dealing with it. Let's just take cash.
Isn't that those?
Nah, I don't even know that.
Yeah, the guys had loot bro they had so much loot
There's so much loot up there if you want to gamble fights though crazy
easy. Uh oh. I might just hit this. That's fine. I don't think I'm going back for it.
If they chase daytrips, uh, zip them up. I don't think I did. Those, the guy's fighting
up there. Well, I'll have this, like, here. Here.
up
You don't get headshot bonus from shields up. Yeah, you do you always get a job on us
Well, so I'm gonna find a hash
Somebody's gonna fix these fucking pipe
Surveys every one of these pipes
Yeah, lucky for bike
Lucky really
They came in with full volcano fours behind me
Just destroyed destroyed
Is there a lush looms to get these fucking mushrooms?
Or not?
Um, I'll check in a sec, let me see.
No.
Frick.
It changes in five minutes, but...
I can get mushrooms elsewhere as well.
the tools was travelers fireball burners motion cores synthesized fuel crude
explosives
Okay.
Oh, that is a bummer, I must say.
Mmmmm.
So, let's sell fuel, won't that shoot?
Together?
And that saves me some looking for fuel, I guess.
Um, what do you want to do then?
three
and four three can
I don't know I guess it doesn't really matter how
yeah so it's just we're not equipped at the moment to just
ward off everything
yeah for you and for mushrooms
but did you say for you can't would you
now we're gonna go down for mushrooms
that's what we have for you if you want to go still
yeah
do you want to go still
I suppose I wouldn't say need to cover teeth.
If that now functions, let me know.
That works.
That's a tough one.
That's tough one.
And imagine if we got the loot, though, you know?
Oh, there was a lot of good stuff on those guys.
Big fucking come up right there.
Back again.
Sure, it should be just the thing for you.
Where are we going again?
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
I'm just have no bandithood for God's something so much money but
honestly I think I should buy some medium shields
that's a good choice the rest are fine so I could make 15 lead my maybe just
Tap. Fine, I guess.
Alright, some bullets.
Eh, kind of poor, I don't need that much bullets.
Alright, that's fine because we don't have anything else.
Reset on Shawnee in three minutes.
So I guess nobody knows if it's plus five skills to get to the 75 or not. It's just five extra
You'll have 80 at 75 technically
What?
Shawnee reset two minutes
Mm-hmm
But will you have five at zero oh?
81 points, so I guess that makes sense you start at nothing and then you get the one and then the two
Everybody know you start with one don't you? And then plus 75, 75 levels, 76 plus 5.
Or you start at zero, whatever, doesn't matter. 81 points to play with.
All right, um, so, do you want to say a few words?
What do you get except for the talents?
Smash space and perks for scrappy and repair perks like you can repair more
efficiently and bigger repairs or whatever 10% more repairs. Get away for a
bee! Get away for a bee! I kind of need him.
I'm not even gonna bother finding or looking for mushrooms
Okay, she's mad he's gonna find them
Yeah, I mean I'll just wait for lush blooms
There's just literally a waste of time looking for them off trees or river
Yeah, I hear it
Oh, we need that
Dude
Still need one to quad, which is insane
I'm gonna look for that
It should be take cover
I eventually want I want to go here
Yeah, there should be a ticker
You don't want to down to blow us yeah, so the text just for one for one thing. I'll find an ad, you know
Where'd the, where'd the loot go?
Hello?
Oh.
I hear it. Oh, shit, there we go, right here. He's going to loot, so I shoot him. Yes, I think I'm going to shoot at him. Just do it.
bareballs from this
the other one was here
one was here and the other one was here
Oh
Another team across
well yeah we can't go that way yeah may as well turn around and get your tix
true true actually there's no is that something that's not the way to your
takes
we're gonna turn around just got a sticks real quick
I don't know how many I need
I need this Sentinel. I need a little shotgun blasted.
I need four.
Yeah. I think you need five in total. Maybe you're four in total.
Six?
No, Sentinel firing force.
Oh, right. Yeah.
Oh, three.
A lot of boxes to loot here.
I don't remember if I need firemulburners, but oh fuck, I didn't know I was gonna get
swarmed by two of them. Unforged.
Sometimes it's surprising. Red light, blue star.
need those need those fireball yeah need that compound we do but so easy to get
power bank batteries new
cables we have those batteries
I miss Matt yeah Matt's gone he's going to get some milk and actually never
ever come back. Hello blueprints on Stella? They're not geared enough for Stella. Unless
we go free kits, it's free kits or you go big kit. You don't go like half kit because
just lose.
He's probably just doing nothing right now.
Taking a breather, you know.
Mental reset.
Hey, this is the wrong analogy, but every time I read this channel, I understand why
people will be never good at video games.
I don't think that's a...
I'll go to the reset.
Is that the right word for what you're saying?
I mean the people that are just saying shit aren't, I don't mean it.
Like nobody in here is like, oh, macro?
And they're serious.
There's like maybe one person that might be serious.
There's no potato.
No, no, no, that was what was live for sure.
I'm pretty sure that was the, oh, potato, wasn't it?
No, because that was the only good first one, that was definitely not that long ago.
Where we going?
Uh, I don't know.
I mean I wanted to go research and admin but that's gone plus can't cross yeah
L plus ratio okay so what's the plan instead then I don't know what you guys
having put through I mean I could kill ticks and wasps and hornets fireballs I
do all that I don't even want to go in that building but
There's I don't know there's nothing else on this side of the map stinks
So let's go to that building I guess
We could go annex actually that's medical yeah, let's go annex wait wait that's good
Yeah, we go annex. We'll get some ticks. We'll get some fireballs. They'll probably be some wasps and hornets
speak of the metal
Oh my god, we made that, like at the last, like, break its back.
Disappear!
Did that shit disappear?
Something just blew up over there, I heard it.
I'll find one in two years.
Yeah, I hear it too.
Somewhere over here on this region.
Okay, NX is the play, that's a good call.
And there's an extract there too.
Wow.
Yeah.
Take it ahead.
Take it ahead, yeah.
Mm-hmm
Make sure to get your stamina perks was this
I'm on it, I'm on it.
Are you doing the month long thing in January?
No, I don't think it's going to be in January.
And I also don't think it'll be a month this time.
We're going straight up to a bad month.
Rocketeer, the water facility.
uh...
approved that you're more consistent with a macro
that's funny
really annex
okay
for
for sure
fucking shit out there is open if I knew how to set up a macro I guess I could try it but
probably a simple Google can figure it out.
Can't be that hard I'm sure G-hub can do it.
I think someone's in here.
That sounded so weird.
Sound of Madler.
Deadman?
Double Deadman?
That's not a Deadman.
A lot of Deadmen.
Negative.
This has been looted though.
What?
Don't you love when a pop sets you on fire? Oh, that explosion.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
Yeah, pop a pop inside you on fire. It's really weird.
It was invisible too. Yeah.
We're fucking a second late in all the show every time.
Yeah, it's on antiseptic.
Not all of this was eluded, so I'm trying to see if there's any goodies.
Not all good.
No, not all good.
Alright, finish one workbench if I can get out, that's nice.
Fuck!
My ass!
I think I'm going to be coming to us.
Yeah.
These guys might be coming to us.
Yeah.
Not too far.
Do we leave?
Or no.
I want to kill these Hornets and get their drives.
That would be nice
They fall all the way down
They may land right on top of each other, what are they, ship?
It's perfect.
It's rainin' men.
How do they know it's rainin' men?
Men, men, men.
Men.
I need three more wasps and one more hornet.
Fuck!
Does anyone have a hornet?
I do not own a hornet. Hold on. Don't leave yet. Let me pull this hornet. Please.
Yeah. Don't shoot. Don't shoot at the wing.
I'm a little worried because I heard shots southwest past Annex, I think they're coming
us those timing might be rough for us
I'm doing it I'm doing it
that one was a great idea
don't be worried son
rocketeer has our overwatch
yes
Nice. Two benches. Two benches are going to be completed. That's what I love to see.
I'm ready. I'm ready to go in. That feels good.
I'm going to do that. Bang out some benches.
Bang them.
I'm not sure what it is.
Level up, level up, easy clap.
This little guy doesn't even know how to set up a macro.
I mean, I don't. I've never done one.
I've never had to.
I've never felt a reason to, you know?
Okay, so we need to make five of these bad boys, and then I can craft and make this boom
And now I can make this boom
And I can't make it no three more lost drivers
You guys don't want to do that, do you?
What?
Yeah, I need them too.
I'm telling you, Annex is a good one.
We just didn't get there first.
We're going to go back to him.
Yeah.
You're going to get him back to your space carrier.
I got to get like 10 minutes, so...
Well, gee.
Are you not building that last bench on purpose?
Well, I have the maths. Hold on.
I forgot.
Snitch, components, heatsink.
I thought they said you kept benches they've never said that now yeah and annex or wherever
we spawn closest I guess.
Okay.
It doesn't take too long to get your benches up.
You know, you can get all of them level 2 in one little sash, maybe even more.
The one that takes a little bit longer is the one's getting to level 3,
because like Rocketeer drives, okay, that's a little tricky.
But...
Bastion cells, like that could be tricky I guess, or something.
They did say they keep benches?
I don't think they ever said that.
If they said it, they definitely don't know their game because the description in the game
says that you lose your bench, right?
I've learned that embark, the people that talk at embark don't know much about their
game.
I feel like they're interviewing the wrong people and it's a late raid get me out
It's like everything I've heard from embark that you guys said they said is just wrong
So I'm confused. I don't get it
They said there was no gear based matchmaking there is.
Apparently they said to keep your bench.
I never really remember them saying that, but if they did, I always knew
the bench was going to wipe because it literally said it would.
The in-game said keep unlocked benches like keep level one benches
but they didn't even do that so I don't know yeah I mean I guess it's not my
prefer it's not my preferred soda but it's good my only the only soda I drink
is Diet Coke that's it I don't really drink any of those
Root beers I drink the olifop root beers if I do
I mean it's tastes like root beer essentially
That's like beyond
Beyond I don't drink I haven't drank like a normal root beer like a and w or anything. I'm like probably ten years
Ten years, I mean maybe I had one but like I mean
Ten years is probably the last time I drank it like a little bit
I just had a sip of A and W for the first time in a long time and it's not negative.
No, I mean, Ripper's alright.
Yeah, but Ripper floats our elite.
Elite.
I'm not allowed to drink any of that stuff anymore.
Why?
just what I told myself you can have a soda every once in a while it's not gonna kill you
I just I don't like I said if I'll if I'll have one it'll be an ollie pop or a diet coke but I
will not have anything else diet coke is weird because it's like that should taste like fucking
cancer it's so good the regular coke also tastes like cancer so we lose in both ways
Yeah, that coke is so good. I can't
Can't get enough. I just can't drink the normal coke anymore. It's disgusting
Discussing it's fucking crazy. Mexican coke is so hard every time you hit me. It's too sweet
Coke zero is not bad, I guess yeah. Do you like you don't like sweet shit?
Um, I do but I don't like I don't like too sweet shit
It's Lutus, I mean someone's probably here, right?
Yeah, black smoke though
Okay, my burners are done any motion cores any fashion cells a tick pods a lost drivers
There's snitch scanners out, my goodness.
Oh, rusted shut.
I don't think they left it here.
Don't you need three of those?
Yeah.
That's my third one.
There's...
They missed the cabinet.
What does it have?
A blanket.
It's forever now.
Uh, yes.
Three.
Last driver.
Four.
Now two.
I like that I can open up my map and see my hole.
I don't need to remember my hole-like thing.
See your hole.
I pause myself whole and it's really was like what what I stop and hold
Not looted you like kills rock to you
Okay, what how are light bulbs? I have medium
It's gonna take my way, I don't have the bullets in mind
No
Oh, oh, they're coming they're coming they're coming
Set up set up set up
There's no way that thing just I'm set up on the door. We're fine. I
Hear them. They're out. They're outside. I don't think they're coming up
They're coming up. Wait, that's a glitch. No, it's a good day. They're coming up right now. These stairs
They hear you saw looking so maybe
Just walk up walk. I don't run now. You're good. You're good. They're they you can just walk up
But they showed themselves and then they ran away. So I'm confused. Do you hear him?
No, is that his head?
Let's see. I mean, I know
So they're gonna like I see one I see one. Oh, no, no, no, oh coming up to one right. Yeah. Yeah, they'll walk up
They did hear me. They're waiting
I don't know anything at all.
No, we need them to come up.
Should I shoot?
I'm going to make noise on my right.
I can shoot.
I can shoot this turret.
No, I see him.
Come on.
Get antsy.
One on the right.
One on the right.
One on the right.
He's going to push me.
I'm waiting.
I'm here.
Dead.
I
Got a live trinity was perfect for that
I had to reload took eight years kettle to sorry I could have traded faster
Wait, I might just also be on this
I don't know what I just saw Oh a leaf? I think it was a leaf. I saw it. I saw it.
I think it was that leaf. Okay let's get the goop. Should one of us cover or double loop
fast okay bucket a blue fast pick up the torrenta for you I mean his bullets
oh I got the bullets he had tons of bullets this guy had so many bullets as
well I mean I had fucking 600 bullets I grabbed his
I think this gun fucking sucks.
It's really good for his, what just happened to me for sure, but other than that I agree.
Wait, we can kill the Rocketeer with this.
Silence or blueprint?
I don't really care about a silence or blueprint, I think silence or suck.
I took it.
I took it.
I just don't care.
I think we could kill this thing, maybe.
I mean I didn't grab all those bullets, he had like 200 more bullets.
Well I have 600 bullets still, but the dirt boat is gonna be a problem.
Do I have any type of leads? Nothing?
Um...
We don't have to kill it either. 30 seconds until this extract closes, maybe we just take it? Anything?
anything yeah take it reset can you make this you can't yeah you just jump to that jump to that
right here uh-oh why did we do it at the same time i don't know
but i hate it that's all i know
hey look at this they sell off that's so cool they sell three at the same time
They're just setting him off right now.
Why the fuck did we do that at the same time?
I-
Ah, how? Look at the head, man!
I instantly felt myself...
Uh, a glitch on you or whatever.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
I got it.
Close?
They shoot from the tower.
Did you shoot back?
Is that what I heard?
No.
I'm shot at.
They're shot in Osprey.
Yeah, they're shot.
dangerously slow in the middle.
Do you like the middle or no?
See the thing is, I like Vince Giligan, I like build ups like that.
I can accept that I have to be a patient person.
So I don't like it, but I accept it for what's to come.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I just feel like it's a waste of my goddamn time.
No, I hear you.
You could delete half the fucking season
And it would lead to the same exact result that it's gotten to now I'm not I'm not disagree
So I'm on your side
Okay, well, I didn't get my fucking shit
But they do plan to make 10 seasons so I get it I
Think let's go again said minimum for is what he would like to see
How do you milk that for 4 even?
I mean I guess if you keep filming in that way that he films you could definitely do 4.
Literally makes zero progress in the whole season.
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna just go back there, I guess, see if we can better spawn.
Yeah.
I mean, the spawn was fine, it was just late.
Yeah.
Well, you should watch the finale, or not the finale, you should watch the last episode
soon because they pushed the date up sooner, it's up on Wednesday now.
Wednesday at 6.
Oh.
Instead of Friday.
It's not out though, right?
Oh, Tuesday. I'm sorry. Tuesday. It comes out tomorrow.
Tomorrow, it's not Wednesday.
Or they push it for the 26th.
Yes, yes. It comes out tomorrow.
So you should watch the last episode before then.
I will. Yeah, I will.
I'll take a more interested in Manusas.
Oh, everyone is, I think.
Carol's such a fucking boring-ass character.
Maddie said the Alps.
I think she's written like that though on purpose.
I think you're supposed to dislike her.
Well yeah, she's like a depressed man.
Yeah, that's like the whole stick.
I will say the first few episodes
instantly had me hooked.
Like, I was like, holy shit, this is gonna be so sick.
And then what he did with the rest of the episodes was nothing, so a little disappointed, but I could trust that he's going to have a nice big slam at the end, you know, like a powerful one.
The first episode?
The first few episodes.
The first episode was so dope, though I actually was so hooked immediately.
Yeah.
And then the last two were actually really interesting as well.
Yeah.
But it really like was slow.
Yeah.
Come on, I'm waiting for something.
like one and two and then like seven and eight is it or six and seven whatever the last two were
but everything in between fucking three four five and six those are some dog shit
all right let's get in there
that could be in here already because there's like a spawn over here
I also think it's a show that you can appreciate if you're watching it and binging it all in
one go, but if you're waiting one week and then you get one piece of shit episode and
then another piece of shit episode back to back, you really, you're really bummed.
blew up in here before I shot it
cracked bio scanner where
we
that's for you
actually I'll just grab it for you
I got the bio scanner GG
I need one too, keep your eye out for a while
Was it on a table or in a shelf?
In a shelf.
But they can't be on tables no well.
Like on beds and shit.
What TV show are you guys talking about?
Blurr-a-bus.
Blurr-a-bus.
It ain't bad, it's just like, it's...
You know, I've seen better shows.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all.
I do understand the hype at the beginning though.
It was for sure like a...
At the beginning that was a for sure like 9 out of 10 introduction to a show and then
Very quickly became like a 7
Six ish
Me and Hannah just watched the new knives out and we both the movie ended and she was like that was dog shit
She looked at me. She was like that was like a five and a half for sure
You know what's weird is I actually recently got told that it was very good.
It's average.
I think a five and a half, five and a half is a little low, but it's extremely average.
They failed the mystery part.
Like Knives Out 1 was way more intriguing to like set up the story of the characters
and like really make you think like, oh did this person do it?
Or did this person do it?
They absolutely butchered it in this new one, and you are never ever, you never feel that.
They don't, they don't connect the dots ever, all the characters are just empty, and you
never think, oh this character probably did it, that never pops up in your mind ever.
And it's supposed to, it's a mystery, it's supposed to make you think, nah.
It was a complete blunder.
And it was long as fuck.
Two and a half hours for why.
Wait, they're going to shoot a bobcat.
Oh yeah.
Wait, they're fighting!
Oh yeah!
C'mon!
Oh yeah!
I don't wanna go die!
He's cracked it!
I mean he's down, but I'm not gonna freak it!
We're not gonna die, we're not gonna die 100%!
I mean the fight's already over!
No it's...
Yeah!
Is it a 1v1 or something?
Oh that's good!
Oh that's good!
I'm so dead!
I need to get to cover!
Haha, nice!
Dude, they fucking...
I can't believe this shit. I can't believe it.
And the other team. Now I'm pinched between both of them.
Oh, it's so good.
It's not that bad. God damn, that's so stupid.
It's so good.
They're in party-ass games pushing my body, I think.
They're still...
Oh, I can't do anything.
I can't do my body.
Yeah, I know. I know. I can't do anything.
This is so unwinnable, dude. It's so unwinnable.
He's finishing me.
I'm here.
they're so bad to it's just that timing to sing that timing's insane
yeah those guys are not great they're so bad
well I have really good they don't make that whatever you do not they do not
They can't even kill fucking RQ, but they're in the way.
Oh, right next to you!
This guy's cheap.
of
the
of
the
the things are getting fun
yeah that was so and
and now i'm stuck between all of these names
these guys
well
he didn't crack he's cracked
Oh, yeah, yeah
This is so I mean it is it is it is
It's this is so over dude
Well, I got triggered need blueprint
There's a small chance that your body isn't found, I guess.
I mean, not yet at least, but we'll be able to see what's in here.
These two teams are fighting each other now?
Oh, so cursed.
I wish I had the smoke augment, I would have lived.
There's so many teams, dude!
There's a team in there, a team to the left, a team under me.
I can't get your body, bro, I want to, but it's not going to happen right now.
These bushes up here, what the fuck?
Those do not render for people though, like far away.
Oh for sure.
There's these, like I said, there's a small chance your body maybe isn't seen.
Maybe.
I'll be right back.
Wait up.
Still got a hatch key too?
I know, I know, it's just, this is a tricky spot to be in
with one team there, one team there, one team under.
It's tricky for sure.
He's putting traps.
Okay, so I know these guys aren't gonna come up then.
It's putting traps.
That team's running away.
They're running away.
I needed them to be flying.
So Justin's body is right under there, dude.
That team's dipping.
We're getting cracked by another team. This is fun. It's I know
One smoke
Yeah, one smoke on this
Oh my.
Slam me, Gras.
Thank you guys for sure.
New house up here.
It's the only reason they did that.
Thank you guys for the new house up there.
Nice.
Gras.
Here's some string snipers.
For sure.
100%.
100%.
I
Know
You're some string snipers for sure 100% 100% they have no reason to know that
I almost beat him
Well, I got everything else up on the wall, so all my things, so that's pretty cool.
Don't even think of trying to...
Okay then.
This is sent.
My father always left me.
He brings buttons.
Those guys were not great.
It's a good thing I didn't do what I was planning on doing originally, which was hiding in a bush.
I will invite you to nine hours.
There's little fucking rats, you know?
Rats right behind us.
Right behind us.
Right fucking behind us.
Upgrade Kettle 3's fine.
Lush blooms is back or no?
Let me see.
Uh, no.
Blue gate, cold snap, space force.
I can do anything though.
I have like, oh my shit.
I don't know, I can just let them eat it for a while.
Shit, people are going damn dude.
It's like some gigaloo, it came up so huge there.
I don't know what you guys need though,
because I'm pretty much caught up
as far as I can be right now.
I have to kill Bastions and shit.
Yeah, I mean, I'm on that too,
but on my other ones, I still need two motion cores,
some snitches, bio scanner, ticks, two wasps.
And then the rest of them is like the big ones, right?
like the bastion and then the leaper and all that shit.
Yeah, raw material and stuff.
Blushers in 17 minutes if we want to finish our scrappy.
OK.
Ricky.
No, his name isn't Ricky.
It's scrappy.
Ricky.
In honor of Matt.
Ricky.
Like you got to start calling him Ricky and then
I'm doing a damn, I guess, I don't fucking know.
now we'll ever come back ever yeah we'll ever talk to him again
holiday comics are coming up Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday Christmas Eve
that rain sounds nice
Yeah, we're about to have rain this whole week, which I hope my roof is fixed.
I hope.
Did you have somebody fix it or did you break it?
I mean, kind of.
Anyone that's had to have a spot fixed in the roof, it's not easy to find sometimes,
so like they're pretty sure, but like you never know for sure.
the
you had a had a week in my hand, and I had guys come and every time they're like, yeah, it's just a legionary from there
clean the roof and keep leaking
yeah, it's
happens a lot. It's really hard to find a roof leak, it's not easy
You see a carryable, you know?
Carry his field, the depot, the depot.
I'm a roofer, they should definitely be able to plan a leak.
I mean, you could be like 90% sure, but there's always a 10% chance that you're not sure.
Like it's not an act, you know what I'm saying?
You can say that about anything?
Yeah you can.
Now welcome to home ownership.
What do you mean?
Of course.
Of course.
When you're having someone do something, there's a chance.
There's a chance that they don't do it correctly.
That, yeah.
Well, dude, you know how contracting work
and all that shit right now is in such a shitty spot?
Because everybody's super rushed and everybody's super busy
that, yeah, they can fuck up all the time.
It's good to find someone that you trust
and then stick with them for as long as you can.
I think, wait, let me hit it?
I think it hit it.
It does it for all of us though, pretty sure.
Is it Kettle Makar or Vannibal?
I don't know.
I highly doubt they're banning anyone from Makar.
It's unlikely, but you never know.
I mean, I'm not on that quest yet, but you would have gotten it.
I mean I'm not on that quest yet, but you would have gotten this one pretty sure.
I finished it for you in the future.
True.
I feel that as well apparently.
Yeah.
The way those things fly in, it looks fucking crazy.
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Just sideways.
Yeah, I don't even know how they get launched like that dude.
Those full sideways.
Just fly in.
Like here it comes, here it comes.
There's streamers that are macro-ing and they were got banned.
I mean, I doubt it.
I like, I highly doubt they would ban for that.
There it is.
It is huge.
Boom.
Boom.
There's no way it's good, but...
I couldn't even open my game after forgetting to turn off my PoE trade macro.
Where's the breach?
PoE trade macro.
Why do you need a macro to trade?
What does that even mean?
this
Could it even be detected a macro for sure
Oh trade overlay
He killed a hornet.
This guy has the biggest ego.
What?
For what?
Just saying that I doubt a macro's banable?
How is that having an ego?
I just feel like they wouldn't do it.
Bro, embark barely ban cheaters.
You think they're going to ban a macro?
That's so unlikely.
W-bans, W-bans.
What does that have to do with me having an ego?
I'm just saying it how it is.
Do you have an ego shroud? Me?
I believe everybody has a little bit of an ego for sure.
Ego is just confidence, really.
I think if you let your ego misguide you, that's bad.
But absolutely everybody should have an ego.
100%
100% they should.
How do you expect me to swing on a guy and fucking beat his ass in game?
I don't have a little bit of an ego, that's crazy.
Hey, I got a blue shield, you want one?
What's up, fuck?
Uh, I can't.
Weird, anyway.
I lost one of my two last raid in a very devastating fashion.
I
Collecting moss, I don't know it's money, I guess
No
I think that's in that building. I don't see him, but I think it's in there.
coming out front
he got a kick on him dude
on me
there's one
there's one
can this one
i don't see nothing
on me
Did I kill him? No you killed me I can't see I can't see. Bro what a clusterfuck. What an
actual clusterfuck. And you said fuck the deep-fib. What the hell is this bush I'm
I couldn't see anything in here. Yeah, I know there's a
down here. They're free kid. All good. Free kids. Here's the thing. I'm going to do this.
They're very struggling so hard with the foliage, yeah, that bush, I bet.
Ooh, that's a good find.
A little industrial battery.
What do I need to expose some combat for?
I'll count for you, Justin.
Alright, I'll put you in order to figure out what's going on, or search your problem
with.
Okay, we'll keep stacking moss.
This shit's free of money.
Alright, you got it for me.
Perfect.
There's
How fast can you shoot with the kettle? I think people are saying in chat the cap is 12 CPS. I
Obviously can't shoot that fast, but I get close enough
Full CPS is really really hard
Like, I could probably only do 12 CPS for, like, a frame.
Like, literally, like, a millisecond.
Which doesn't really count.
Like, this goes in your...
Can you be thrown to create loud noises?
I did not know this goes in that slot.
You guys wanna work our way to extract some of the-
I'm trying to snitch, yeah.
Yeah, snitch is true.
I need to work on some of those, too.
Two. Got her here, got her here.
What?
Dead.
Is that his friend? I can't tell.
Come on, let's go.
Parking floors.
I can't see, I can't see.
I got the other one as well.
In a deep hip?
Yeah, deep hip. I'll cover you.
over there
His boys in that in this bush that we just risen I
Don't see him in the building
Matter d-fibs
We need to thirst us we need a thirst that guy
Want to push I don't see anything in the building. I want to push up my building though
Yeah, right in front building front building front building
I'm not gonna kill him.
He's in a kettle as well.
Respect.
I'm not gonna worry.
Maybe you're wrapping your mark.
Careful, Mark.
I'm not gonna look.
Make sure you didn't wrap the down.
Oh, you killed him, I see.
One's dead.
I didn't kill the other one though.
Oh, you did.
Don't know.
I'm gonna assume he wrapped all the way around.
I'm gonna assume he wrapped all the way around.
around. I guess that's you. Dude, these bushes are...
I don't know where this guy is. This sucks. We're gonna have to just have one guy loot
one guy looked two guys look around
are we sure there was? yeah there's yeah
yeah there's definitely a two-sept steps
I think I'm hearing two sets of steps
maybe it's just the reaver off the wall yeah that sounded weird
Yeah, I think we just chance it
I'm gonna wait a sec
The Venn guy might have been the guy that ran away actually
Who's this dead guy in here
I was one of the first to do that.
Oh, right.
I'll loot this other guy.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Radada?
Danger.
Up there.
Up there.
He scared me.
He did the danger ping. I thought the ping didn't work.
I said I hated too much.
These guys didn't really have much.
much
didn't have much didn't have much
yell
I'm dropping stuff like I'm going to be less full but I won't.
This Anvil is fucking me.
I guess the shield is also fucking me too.
I might drop the sh- fucked up.
I think we'll see.
Please proceed.
I think the Twitter wasn't in.
Twitter.
The Twitter wasn't in.
Twitter...
Oh, it's actually X.
X still.
Keep that bandage safe? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of prior here, to be honest.
Prior all over the other shit.
I don't care what the Blueprint do to Torrente. You think I'm ever using a Torrente?
Like what?
no shot mm-hmm that gun sucks ass big ass big suckage
you don't like the turn tapered PVP? no, I think that gun sucks
I do actually I need four ticks
six and two wasps I guess but actually there should be ticks here right yeah we'll go down
four ticks are they alive or are they dead oh they're dead
scale of 1 to 10 what would you rate this game this seems like this game is an easy 9 for sure
I'm sent easy as fuck
Bolts are just fucking going through it
13 more bullets
No tics, huh
What game is it 10 though?
I mean not many games.
I don't think there is a game that deserves 10.
Maybe like Counter Strike but that doesn't really count because it's not one game.
Like Counter Strike is like an entity, you know.
It's an IP.
It doesn't really count.
What are you doing?
It's kinda crazy.
I'm gonna count.
Not losing more, cause I don't even lose.
Oh wow wow.
Is this just the one tick pot?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all.
What?
Do you hear what?
There's two tools here, can you?
There's another.
More recent ones here.
There's damage reports in here by me.
There's a party that is near here.
I hear some tools.
Pop cap?
What? Do you hear what?
There's another.
The moss.
Did I miss a ping on some things though?
Why do I need to rush the tools?
What does it say I need to rush the tools for?
I don't.
It's just tracks.
Honestly, I'm going to grab the tools and just grab them with a metal.
Deadlock will be a 10. Yeah, that could be a 10 in a 10 game actually dude deadlock is impressive man. Like I just I
Can't wait for the day that game comes out. I can't
It's got the most unique
art style
characters
Movement and mechanics
map design
That game is literally like a 10 on every level dude.
God fucking damn.
I can't wait.
I'm telling you dude, that game is going to take over the fucking worlds.
I know I've said that so many times, but I really believe it.
Incredible. Valve's making it right? Yeah. It's a Valve game. It's just not out yet.
It's just like in pre-release, like, or not pre-release, like in development testing,
I guess. Not aim focused? Absolutely. Absolutely aim focused.
It's Gabe's next yacht game.
I don't really know where to go here at these points.
This one's insane. Welping the Lair costamina is insane.
One more snitch scanning.
Snitch. Scanner.
Hell, it's like Bob Lulz though.
You wouldn't happen to be holding a present behind your back, would you?
If I get any better at small talk, I'm gonna need to open a side business
This open hatch is letting me hold him so poor
Crazy
Which task is she is up to
Very good.
One...
One twenty-four.
Two poor, dude.
Two poor.
They should have two twenty also.
I sold a bunch of my shit, I guess I could, but...
You could just fucking steal a free kid if you wanna just farm some fucking money, honestly.
I guess I don't need this, this, this...
Sure.
Anymore?
No.
Um...
Oh, Matt.
Uh, wherever I could find goodies, wherever.
Wherever.
Wherever.
Okay.
Wherever is an answer.
We've got Dan Battleground's Mushrooms, so if you want to do that, let's Dan.
Sure.
I want mushrooms.
Okay, you want mushrooms?
Is that a new Raider deck? 26, I believe?
After Christmas?
Your science made it back, huh? I've got plenty co-
I'll just back.
Slip and slide is totally a plus emo skill.
The slider speed?
The slide speed?
Nah, that's what it's saying.
Slip and slide owns.
Absolutely uns.
Have you read any enemies by accident this way? No, not yet. Not yet.
I think the slip and slide is great
You slide so it's so noticeably further it's crazy
Leaky hatches
Disapplied drop
That's it does nothing
I mean I have five points in it now and I didn't have point five points in it earlier
I know how much it gives and it's nice I
Don't know if it's five points nice like maybe like two or three
I don't know maybe there's like a fine number that's better than five but it absolutely is nice
You go a decent bit further
Oh someone's here we're behind somebody
They're either in this building or they already went out
I mean this is definitely an outflow for sure, right?
Yeah, there's...
Oh, we're here, we're here!
Okay.
Oh, that's fucking crazy!
One's on a tree, a long crack.
Like I got owned, hold on, the other guy's low.
Yeah, the guy with the vent is really low.
I think I'm in.
Open this door on the other side, yeah, open the door on the other side, peeking.
We're down, we're down.
Yeah, yeah, beefed.
The door is closed down there.
Oh, we opened it?
Uh, more half.
Um...
Yo, I just heard a zin, right?
One of them made me meet.
It's a full team, man.
I don't know.
I just want him dead.
I killed him.
Okay.
Wow.
Holy shit, that guy's really upset.
Did you get the other one?
No.
Still on the...
There's only one.
The other one didn't get picked up.
He's right here.
Heads up.
By the town.
Can I drop on him?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me do my drop first.
Okay, I'm gonna slide. Come with me now. Come with me now.
Oh, I'll be there.
Yeah, just kill him. This was one guy.
I didn't realize he came up. That's my bad.
Then four. We're happy.
We're healthy.
Letting the guy in the open bring. I don't die.
I think it'll be fine.
I'm gonna pick where we came from.
Is that gonna say kill yourself?
Yeah, he just told me that.
You killed me you came up behind me I killed me
This so mad
with the air I'm used to it's hilarious yeah it's so shit on and they just can't take it out
now you can't test it that way that's a bad way of testing it don't test don't test it next to
another person that's a bad way of testing it because the game has a lot of desync rent
Like where you see people is not actually accurate, so
You can't test slip and slide by doing it next to another raider
It's always gonna look fucking whack
The only way you could test it is by having it and then not having it
So like it gives you like
Like I'm it gives you like an extra slide by like see where the if I was to end here
It like lets me slide to like here
And that might not seem like a lot, but in my opinion, if you're moving like this, sprint slide,
sprint slide,
sprint slide, if you're moving like this, it adds up. Every slide giving you that
tiny bit adds up. I think you're right. If you're viewing it like, I guess objectively with one slide and only one slide,
it doesn't seem worth it. But if you're
constantly maneuvering because of slides? I think it's absolutely worth it. You know
what I mean? That's the way I see it anyway. It won't be the difference maker
in a fight, but it will be the difference maker over the course of a whole
raid or many raids based off of how you move around the map. And I love
I love sliding. I love it. I don't bring stems. I just slide.
Great.
A little close spot to research at Admin. We never get it.
Yeah, we never, ever go there. Justin's on his five o'clock yawning shit.
Dammit.
I've been on for a while, man.
I know. It's your five o'clock yawning shit. I know, I know.
I did get on late today. I was surprised when I woke up and it was 11 30. I couldn't believe it.
I think that little bit can situationally make the difference between you making it around
a corner. I don't know. All I'm saying is it felt like shit without it and it feels pretty
good with it. So I think it's worth my five points. I mean where else are you gonna put
those points you know like that's that's another thing like where else are you
gonna put the points in the mobility tree that's something to consider too if
you want to get your mobility tree up there's not many options moving around
costamina max stamina and slip inside those are your three options you could
put it in vaulting but you're gonna get the endgame vault one anyway
I know the faster vaulting is is nice but I guess you can get both I mean why
not fuck it have like 45 points in yellow fuck it who cares I'm gonna try to
I have a lot of points in here though.
Is that a trigger?
It's underneath.
Oh, we're getting a big flank.
Dropping on them?
Opening? Oh, they're fucking on here.
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging.
They're killing? They're thirsting?
Oh, fuck, you may have saw me.
You may have saw me.
Oh wait, they're still in the fight. This is good.
I should have pinged him first, some of that mess.
There's someone YG in that road.
Damn that sucks. Fuck.
One with left. He's coming to you. Coming to your door, Mike.
Turn of like, hit a flank maybe.
watch the ball right now close door I've got big flank boss
Yeah
These are the bodies of the guys he kills see if we get flanked now. I
Forgot the ping before I spoke
Someone threw something? I remember that was the pipe.
I see three bodies in front of me.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna loop fast.
With my slow ass looting, I'm gonna loop fast.
I'm still here, I'm just sitting here.
I feel like we can get out now.
Oh for sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure, for sure, for sure.
There's more bodies in the water.
Yeah, I'm looting.
Two right now, there's one more down the hall.
I, I just, I downed someone.
This guy was still down there.
What?
I lived at nine by the way.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm just seeing.
I left some three chargers.
Three chargers.
I didn't know
Yeah, I'm just
I'll loot the body in the open love that and they actually cleaned up the fight that sucks
See me on edge here
All right, I'm good.
Holy shit, they got stuff.
They got goofed.
They got goofed.
Yup, big fucking come up.
Yeah, that actually is a really nice come up.
I'm going to say I want to grab these shields, which I've reached out for.
Let's head home at the red lake pass.
Probably there.
I got two hash keys.
What the fuck?
Why don't it have shroud directly if he uses a macro?
You think they're going to believe me?
Listen to these guys typing.
I'm over weight so this isn't even half as fast as you shot on m16 and pubg
different mouse different mice will give you different click speeds based off
how you hold them
Oh, yeah, I didn't think of that, though.
Oh, we got to sit down a little bit. They might have been shooting from up top down there.
Some motherfuckers mad for a method, it's crazy.
They're just trolling, dude.
Like what that guy just said in chat, he said, I'm just joking about...
You're good.
So other people surely are joking, too.
Most of those people aren't serious.
Because if they use half of their brain, just half of it, not all of it.
If they just use half of it, they would come to a...
Okay.
A realization that I'm not a fucking idiot.
Wait, did you open it?
No.
Oh, that was that opening.
Somebody's-
Oh, what the fuck?
It was so loud.
You sure?
I think so.
I think if any person, any rational person, any person that had a thought and just like
Just like just had a genuine thought in their brain
You know if then you kind of think I think they would be fine
Oh my god, we fuck these guys so many times so depth synergy
I
Know what it is
He knows what it is
He knows what it is lush blooms wait. That was lush blooms
Fuck we didn't do any logic blooming fuck. I forgot about the mushrooms
No, I know. My bad, my bad.
He really does do some 5 o'clock yawning shit.
He does. Every single time it's 5, I'm always pissed.
He's like, he's like making me tired. He's bringing my vibes down.
Yawning into the mic and shit?
Walk in.
I actually like hard forgot that it was lush.
All right, we'll go back there for lunch, and then we'll make some mayo. We're good.
I got 377 points.
Prove you don't have a macro by taking a box and do the same up to the box.
What?
Take a box?
Now I'm just getting curious. Does he macro or not? Think about it.
Just use your brain, like realistically just think.
I know you're being serious, so just like, use your brain for a second.
One second, just one.
That guy's cooking. That guy's cooking with the box idea. I don't know what it means, but that guy is cooking.
thing that you how do i have to make a stop
had to be the stop
uh... okay it's up to go to jesus christ
we both try to breach it at the same time
there you go
you've got one of these
there's no
bro this is so cooked
i can even crafty ready to
will just
get it okay so we'll get a clean kill much like this basket of the
Sorry, I'm back. I can give you some light bandages.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
I also have the thing to craft them between...
Oh, shit, you even got that? Oh, yeah.
It's actually kind of heavy.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
Looking for baskets.
She's going to have to wait. This is Trigger Nades. Everybody's waiting. This is Trigger Nades.
I never know what your grenade is, but I have hundreds of hours of an Arc Raiders.
You just probably haven't gotten in an actual gamer lobby.
Any gamer lobbies will have triggers.
And usually that's if you bring a lot of loot.
And you fight literally worlds.
If you play solo and you're pretty friendly, you won't bump into shit.
to what
that one time you got me a Herman Miller for my birthday
uh-huh
what about it
my birthday is in
I don't know 10 months or so
so just kidding
the alarm fell off this when I have a duct tape around it
what?
how?
I put too much weight on it over time
bro, what?
that's insane, I've never heard of that in my ever
ten years
that's insane
I have, that's unheard of
you might be the first person to ever do that to a fucking
fucking way he sees me
Oh, it's a 12 year warranty now damn that confidence you can
That's actually insane I
Actually that high quality. Yeah, they're insane. Yeah, I just didn't even did that to the chair is impressive
I don't even think that's lost. Yeah, I think it was just
This plastic just came...
I'm not even big either!
What happened?
Expensive. Try to find a useful one, if anything.
Thank you.
Yeah, this thing's still like fucking a G.
Crazy.
Um...
What are we doing?
Yeah, you think oh wait you're old. Oh my god you're over there
We're not going through a fucking doorway after sure isn't there aware of this
It triggers
God, I hope they're not aware of this
go right this is so bad this is so bad if they're where I'm going to meet over here don't
stack with me real quick we're good we're good yeah fight we're waiting we're waiting
I just I'm already on a stab zoo and the fact that they have triggers is terrifying I don't
like that wait I bet you they just back up to us through this door I'm just
worried they'll see my elbow
moving doors and shit I think they pushed down I think there's even the
door that we should I flank like there's no real I mean there's no real flank you
could do what I mean they're in the the tick room here oh come into me yeah
I
Open the doors they're coming all three all three all three all three
It's five fucking show stoppers.
He's a real game stoppers, dude.
I thought we were dead for sure.
Justin's here.
Justin's here.
I had the flick, but I got horneted on the zip.
They were full dude.
They were full looted and shit,
and they played the right out.
They were late, right?
I don't know, are we?
Yeah.
I didn't know if they were going to gain everything.
That was so funny.
He just kept throwing fucking stoppers.
I'm so full holy shits
you have over weight already dude
they had so much stuff
yeah that's like a sugarnade
well, great work
good job guys
I did nothing
they knew that that was a possibility
with the way that like the guys in the back were holding
This was a flank by the way. I had my flank. Zip, you know what I'm saying?
Like a drop down, zip spot over here. I was going to flank right here and I would have been close but I got absolutely cooking.
I mean, at the end of the day you would have made it if we went down. I just don't know if we would have gotten murdered first but you would have made it.
I mean, shit you guys barely took damage. It didn't seem like you guys needed help.
Yeah man, I don't know. That guy, instead of shooting Mike, he just kept throwing more nades.
He could have, he could have thrown one showstopper and then just blasted us.
Yeah.
I mean that's why I peeked in, cause I thought he was just gonna start shooting.
He's also using a wallpack through his headset.
And sir, want to take a hatch?
You gotta do one more just under the cattle.
Thoughts?
Yeah, well, I know.
Yeah.
Well, I know.
Ha ha ha.
He knows.
He knows.
He knows like a fucking...
He knows like a fucking...
He knows like a fucking...
Come, come.
I'm home at the front-end hatch.
There's a basket.
Watch this.
Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms.
Fuck!
Damn.
Yeah, the horned butt.
Fuck.
What's going on, Roof?
I'm by the tower.
I saw that guy's literally a pixel on my screen.
Hi, downed him.
Why aren't you shooting in 1440?
It just ends up looking worse than 1080.
I mean, I could do it, but 1440 ends up looking worse and it also is less people can watch
it.
come come come have they actually I think they have osprey just uh
why were we shooting them
hold on we're at that stamp I am gaining no stamp Jesus Christ
Okay, they're good
The 1440 is also glitched on some apps that causes memory leaks like LG TV's interesting
Bro, will you relax?
That's funny.
Bro, will you relax? That's good.
That is funny.
Why'd they change hatches? I don't think they meant to.
Okay, we got to find a way to clean up chat. It's just annoying at this point. We got to find a way to clean it up going forward.
gotta find a way. Two things we're gonna do, okay, differently from here on out.
One, we're not gonna respond back to the trolls, okay? That's one. Two, maybe we
just time out the trolls so that we don't have people respond to them.
Because like every time I read chat it's just you guys arguing with each
other they just stop arguing with each other you know I can't stop using the
kettle because it farms clips on tiktok people on tiktok lose their mind but you
guys aren't tiktok you guys are better than that okay so I'm not gonna stop
using the kettle because one it's an insane gun two farms click clips on
tiktoks but don't don't bring that tiktok shit here I don't want to see that
tiktok shit I'm never even installed tiktok I don't even want I don't even
want it okay I let Waddu do my tiktok he does whatever he does there we don't
bring tiktok here there should be baskets to our left right in the
That's right.
Swap.
Yeah.
Alright.
A few spawns.
You should just enjoy playing?
Me?
Oh, me?
I do enjoy playing, but like every time I look over to my right, I just see so much
arguing, which puts me in a sour mood.
I'm having a great time, but like I'm so tired of looking to the right and just
watching you guys argue with each other.
You guys are better than TikTok, okay?
you're better than that
we're all better than tiktok here okay
for my control from my
you let me do your face
what
to basket
holy shit
to big man
No, I didn't get a mushroom.
Oh, six mushrooms!
W.
Are you done?
No, I need 12.
Yeah, I need 12 more, so I need like 30.
We'll get a lot of baskets, so don't worry.
Dude, just doing baskets around can make you like 150k liquid cash.
Yeah, sadly a lot of people have gotten onto it though.
Yeah, and they're also wiped, wiped, looking for snappy.
They're just fucking empty all the time.
Trying to put in 14k people in timeout.
I mean it was really cool yesterday because I wasn't playing the game and I was just giving stuff away and everybody in chat was super positive
But like now that I'm actually playing the game everyone's upset
What the fuck?
Like should I just like
Pretend to just give away stuff every single day so people are happy in chat
Are you playing clear of skier later?
Yeah, I'm probably going to play after this raid, probably.
Is that an option?
No, it's not an option.
It's not an option.
It's not.
Yeah, it's stupid.
It's stupid.
I don't know how to do this.
Let's go to that COT.
That's a short extract.
Is that an option, that's funny.
I'd be tripping.
I didn't hear it.
It sounded like I heard the siren for the coffee second.
Hey, Mr. Shroud Coffee.
I almost made my own coffee brand, like from start.
It would have taken a big investment and a large amount of time, but I almost considered it.
Well, I did consider it, but ultimately, I...
Ultimately, I said no.
I
Think
What I learned and this is why it's good to do things and make mistakes along the way
Think I what I learned over time is I have a similar problem, which a lot of streamers have
Which is doing something but not giving it your all
And I just felt like I could have made my own coffee company, but would I have given it my all?
Probably not, you know, like I like coffee, but I don't like it that much, you know,
it's not like a passion of mine. So I ultimately said no. So I'm trying to do better at that,
because a lot of streamers have that same problem where we just do things just to
do it just because we can you know we have a big audience we could just do
things but that's not the right way of doing it so I learned that after a
couple mistakes here and there
what you looking for in there no baskets are my crazy
by a deaf team to make your own game I mean that is apparently looking like the
only way to get it done that's up there they were in my bush bro okay well
That fun gentlemen night so far away
They were hiding in the bushes bro
They're gonna probably thirst me this fine you cracked them in this tube
They're not great, I mean they got good shots though actually they didn't make nice tracks nice cracks
They're very scared. They're very scared. They're still in bushes. They're still in bushes.
One left and one right.
You don't need to rush it. I'm safe. I am safe. You don't need to rush anything.
I'm rushing you.
Okay, one's in the bush. I have your cover. I have your cover.
He's going to Resilb right now. One's definitely left.
Okay, these guys are back.
Yeah, they're...
Oh, let me.
Inside?
I'm coming. I'm flanking.
Oh, that guy just hurt me as much, man.
Nice.
Last guy should be in the bushes, I'm sure, this way.
And then you should have been res, right?
I don't think so.
One more, right? One more.
Yeah, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
See him?
Go!
Nice.
Good.
Damn, the ambush from the bushes, man.
They were all in these bushes.
Almost fucking out.
GG's gentlemen, that was close.
That was really close, you guys are sneaky.
I can't even understand you.
Why?
I don't know if my mic just sounds like it's underwater.
Over there.
It's just hard to understand.
Well, they had some gear.
I mean, such a fork.
This guy's Radler is stuck.
Ooh, a nice Kettle 4.
Ooh, barrel 4 too.
Kettle 4, my shit.
four what is this guy who do you think he is I think these guys are fresh wipers
as well yeah maybe I'm getting wiped I'm getting wiped by him I never wipe
we're just I'm watching the blue never wipe never wipe mmm this kettle's too heavy
I'm gonna have to drop it did anyone need some green attachments
Or just put it on here
One of them is a gray muzzle, but
I'm not going to run that well for a group.
Okay, we still need mushrooms. Good, good, good.
I thought that was going to be a... oh, I'm in.
And it's over.
And it's over. It's over. They're geared. They're geared.
This runs, this runs.
Give it this, give it that.
I shouldn't have said anything.
Well, my team's already gone, so we're poor.
You can chase them if you want, but they're gone.
Stover you're stuck
Even my mind
I'm overweight and I'm trying to go away
I don't see him. I think they're just committing to Mike. Yeah, no, I don't think
I gotta get hit by my mind. He did. He did
Oh
Oh, shit
Oh, I don't have Ashky on him either.
I think I did, but no I don't.
Bunch of lame ass deaths today.
That was a sad one.
Yeah, that is a sad one.
Look at these guys in a bush, we kill them.
And we're like, yeah, we can do our shit now.
And see what happens.
They can hear you ping them? Nah.
what sucks I might do one more so I want to get my mushrooms what if I just
free one if I just freak it run at mushrooms
I mean, that might work.
Jeff, Jeff, what?
Jeff, what?
Oh, you can see that they prestige too.
That's fun.
Oh, I didn't even know.
Yeah, the symbol.
You see it.
I haven't seen it yet.
I haven't actually been looking, I guess.
I need these mushrooms.
So I'm going to just freak it.
blooms just run down some mushrooms I want to I want to get these because this is
the last lush blooms for a little bit so I want to just get these mushrooms
They found you interesting
Are you dead is dead yeah they just told follow me
Why would you see do you see their name?
curious to see guys atomic is one of them okay Jeff something
I need baskets that's what I'm here for I don't know if baskets spawn maybe
very interesting that Jeff opts yeah they were gig-a-gird
this guy's a game band but it was held long again
oh shit he's a gamer I don't even know what I'm talking about
I think those guys are sniping
I... yeah I mean
I don't trust most deaths I'm gonna be honest
oh I'm probably gonna run into these two again
I'm stuck
I'm stuck
I'm stuck
uh when you basket is there any baskets here now
I'll basket.
What the fuck are baskets?
Maybe there's one of them.
Oh, hey man.
I got any baskets over here.
Just a second.
Yeah, I'm also looking for mushrooms.
Shit.
I have to go so fucking far.
Goddamn, exit.
Yeah, I guess a green augment would make sense so I could put the mushrooms in my butt.
So I just need six more.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Ah, shit.
Uh-oh.
Huh
Not good at all
uh-oh
I'm going down here
yeah I'm just looking for mushrooms man so that's where I'm sprinting to some
baskets
I
Did not hear where he just said
There's a guy up here.
Hello?
Find any baskets up here, friend?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Here's a basket. Oh, he glued it.
Yeah, mushrooms you don't need. I don't have the gears, though.
Alright. Okay.
Sure.
I've got to finish my scrappy.
Did Raiders get wiped?
Yeah, today was the wiped day.
And now we've got two months to do it again.
It'll take some time.
Murdered?
Murdered this man.
Is that your murdering? Did you do it?
What?
Just four minutes.
A basket.
Oh my God.
There's lemons. Does anyone need lemons?
Oh, another mast over here, I mean, I'll just tell him honestly.
Oh.
Oh, it's like there's an olive in here.
I just need the mushrooms, man.
Same.
How am I holding on to you?
How do I have all this stuff?
No basses.
Maybe there's some...
Let's see if there's any by these houses.
Hell, got murder on your minds?
Yeah, the other guy might have six mushrooms.
There's a very good chance.
Because he did loot one basket.
But he's gone now.
This is the guy that has a microphone, I think.
The other guy didn't.
Baskets, baskets, baskets, baskets.
No basket.
Is it 7? No, I need 6. I don't know if there's any baskets up here, but I guess we'll check,
I guess.
Hey, is there any baskets up here, Fred?
I haven't seen anything like that.
Alright.
Why's he following you?
I don't know. For fun, I guess.
Why not? Fuck it.
Oh, I got out, but at what cost? Yeah, I think those guys were full of it. I'll be honest, but
That's okay. Stop chasing me. I don't know
They're full of it one way or the other. I don't know which way
It's one of them for sure
Yeah, I'm in a freak it solo praying to find baskets
on tomorrow but i'm probably gonna be on a little bit earlier i know that doesn't mean anything to you guys but if you want to get on you know where to find me
we'll get it how early i'll be on probably
oh that guy was not nice
that's gonna do it for me boys thanks for maybe we'll find the mushrooms another time
You're a f**k!
Alright.
I'll be on.
UG.
UG.
UG.
UG.
UG.
Why is he so mad?
I'm looking for a T-shirt.
Yeah.
Something tells me he does not have one.
Yeah.
With the way he's talking,
he's talking I don't think he's got one
yeah I would be surprised
I'm sorry
that's okay he was just hiding in the bush
hello
hello
yeah where's the guy with where's the guy with no mic we need that guy back
can I put on the expedition tonight
hello
yeah I might jump on now as fuck these mushrooms are boring as fuck to find
so fucking stupid
hello
Just God damn it
Yeah, we'll be watching who wash the whole time
This guy's looking for help for me a nice kind soul
He's screaming for help
Hello, is he trying to find a decent yeah, he's screaming for help
Yeah, it's it's bad. You got a bandit. Yeah, I'm gonna jump on now. I gotta get my gotta
I gotta get my XP up dude, I gotta get my levels.
Job completed.
Oh yeah.
Intel.
Like the bubbles, fuck it.
Gotta get some skill points.
Gotta get some pictos, gotta get some skill points.
Picto, Picto.
Hey, but did you actually, like how much do you actually care about the story?
Like surely an interest to you, right?
Um.
A little bit.
I mean,
interest me how?
Like, I don't know the whole intro, I feel like. The second I played that game, I was like,
damn, what the fuck's the painter? It's like, what the hell is happening?
Like, all that kind of shit.
I mean, yes?
Like,
like, I'm curious, I guess, like that big bald man,
Like that big bald man is probably a dude that went on an expert not he's not bald
But that big old man the big old man that big old guy probably went on like he was probably like the first expeditioner or some shit
I don't know. I guess like I'm curious about him. I don't know
but
Yeah, I don't really care about the characters too much like
Gustavo is a little like
like, whiny baby, uh, my L seems like she is way smarter for her age and Lune is just
a nerd, I guess, but like a rational, like, not rational, more like a, like a patriotic
nerd, you know?
She's there to, she, she stands on business.
And she's just, uh, she stands on business, but like, yeah, I, there's no, like,
I don't know linear stories to me
Like when I play a video game I like choices I like to curate my ending so
If there is only like an ending or two I
Don't really care, but if there's like 15 endings or 25 endings, then I'm like, ooh
Ooh, okay.
Yeah, the ones that like change everything.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, then I'm interested in a good story
because then I feel like,
I feel like when I play a video game,
I want to be the one that dictates the game,
not the game dictates it for me
because then I would just go watch like
a TV show or a movie or something, you know?
Yeah, I mean.
So it's not like, yeah, I play a game to play the game,
not for the game to play me, I guess.
So, see, I don't watch movies or TV like ever, so I just do it through games, which is like the opposite.
Maybe that's why, I don't know. I'm all about television, like all about it. I will spam watch anything on TV.
But when I play games, I'm here to play, which is why I'm happy Expedition has solid gameplay, because it owns.
Yeah.
All right. Let's load up.
I'm going to load up for a little bit. See how it goes.
Yeah, I'm going to head out also.
GGs, GGs. I'm going to just be watching in chat.
Play PoE
No, you should try it and the Hillis
Yeah, I get my help on that. How do I say that word?
Nihilus, thank you. I gotta get my mirror though. Dude
What do you mean? You think I could farm for a mirror? Nah
Yeah.
Dude, Fubgon just crafted his bow, he's letting people mirror for free, it is fucking disgusting.
Oh, you're trying to get that?
That's funny.
Yeah.
It's like just perfect across the board.
Plus five bow skills, fucking crit, max fizz, max flat fizz, or here's an idea, keep
playing POE and then we'll load up new characters, D2, Anelis.
Fuck what's it called? Yeah, I'm down
Analysts a nihilist
Analysts can't say the word
Anyway, I'm gonna load up and see how life is in this game
Holy shit, I throw out loud it is
The peak is back.
I mean this game was fun.
I just want to, all I'm interested in is making my builds, getting some pictos, trying out
new builds, and seeing how they feel.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm interested in.
And then practicing parry, parry, parry, parry.
I love me parry.
I feel like he already knows the story, me now, I don't know the story.
I have no clue.
Like I said, even if the story was like spoiled for me, I wouldn't even know, I can't.
I don't know if it's true or not.
I don't even know what I was doing last.
Chief House. Oh, I was going to this village for what? I don't know.
Hold on, I'm going to tell Hannah to change my...
I love this outfit, dude. It's so fucking sick.
We're back on deck. I need to tell Hannah to change my YouTube stuff.
I spent eight hours trying to get a weapon from here and failed what am I
I'm about to hit the hardest flight in the world?
What does that mean?
Mark, I'm dead.
World, don't go near back and throw.
What is so?
Do we have toes?
No, I'm wearing shoes.
All right, I'm just gonna go through here.
Who's this little guy?
I don't know.
Who's this big guy?
Okay.
Miles voice is so interesting.
It's like, like, out of all of the voices, that's the one that stands out the most.
Turn back for so many things here.
It's like, is this like a city?
Can I find like vendors?
Let's dance.
Okay.
I saw something shiny back there.
What's up here?
Indie War, Game Wars disqualifies for Gen AI I know.
I know that they use Gen AI for a pretty important part of Game Dev, but like at the same time,
that's gonna happen in all Game Devs, so like, you know?
If you can like sculpt the world using AI and then add onto it later with like real
art, like, I feel like everybody's gonna do that.
i really do
people are gonna be happy about it
but i feel like everyone will
i mean how can you be happy about that
i mean, i guess you could, it'll make faster
you'll get faster games
yes, arena!
So there's a fight here. Should I fight these guys or am I gonna get smoked? Arena, turn
back. Whoa, is this the arena or am I somewhere else? Where are you?
So be a casino full of jazz
We can use that break this
Can't break this
Can I break this?
Oh, maybe?
Ooh, gambler?
Do you like to gamble?
Of course.
Who doesn't?
You should be able to answer this correctly.
Every time I hit, I have a 50% chance of dealing 100% more damage.
What are my chances of dealing more damage in the long run?
What?
Every time I hit I have a 50% chance of dealing 100% more damage.
What are my chances of dealing more damage in the long run?
I mean...
Same?
Oh, I got it wrong.
Uh, higher?
Uh...
Lower? What?
Don't care? It doesn't matter because it makes things more thrilling. Every hit is a 50% chance to deal either 50% or 200% of its damage. That is hilarious. That's a fun pick though. Pure Gamma. I wonder if my owl would be good at that.
that's a good big toe you think so it sounds all right
It's 200% so it's good.
I mean it's either 50% or 200% you know?
I can try it.
So, like, can I fight these guys or what's up with this?
Is this like, can I fight you?
Can I fight you guys?
Boom!
Okay, I can't actually fight anyone in the arena.
If you get one hit, if you deal 9999 damage you win a prize.
I can't deal 999 damage, it's impossible, I'm not strong enough for that.
Oh no, 1-0, Pancho!
One punch pad? I like that, that's funny.
Power! Power Bombers!
tournament starting soon what the fuck there's so many people talk to registration
as a starter for the tournament okay I don't know Dallas would be doing the
Let's see.
This character would never respond to that gestural in that way, so I definitely know
the voices or the dialogue options are not character based, they're just like generic
or whatever.
So this character would NEVER respond to that death roll that way.
No shot.
Where the fuck am I supposed to be going?
These guys are huge.
And she has?
Anything else over here?
Excuse me.
Near the center?
Okay.
Damn, so lost.
Is this this? I don't know what technically is the center here.
Center, the center, near the center. Is this the center?
Oh, something happened.
Oh, okay, we're in a fight.
I was not ready.
I early, early, all good.
I forgot to replace one game.
of
death
of
death
actually
you can just one shot
okay
There's a reverse shakedown.
Oh, trade.
What do you got?
Secorum.
Switched to Virtuous Stance on breaking any shield.
That's pretty good.
Free Aim breaks two shields and Virtuous Stance all damage pierces shields.
Not bad.
I feel like I should buy that.
That's gotta be an upgrade.
but it's gotta be better than mine
cover twenty five percent health on one
on hitting a marks
enemy once per turn
that's pretty fucking good
upgraded weapons to level nine
I do need these.
How could I have lost power?
I said it was 201, not whatever the fuck it just was.
It doesn't scale off luck like mine does.
How important is it to have a weapon that scales off something?
Because like, this is Vitality Agility, I don't have any of that.
like will it still equal more damage probably guess we'll have to just test
it
I want to use I got to use all these pictos and like gear them up or whatever
Um,
we're gonna change this one.
I should farm some of these pictos, I think,
so that I can use them on more people.
like this one 30% increased damage on stun targets I feel like I should have
that on everybody maybe I don't know seems pretty good
I'm gonna use it just to level it up I need to farm some kills now
Shroud so locked in you forgot to buy Illumina oh is that what I oh that's the
stuff for my oh that's good that's this stuff oh yeah you're right that
stuff is good that's yep yep that stuff is important you're right is there
more than four characters in this game or is there only four like if you like
dump a bunch of resources to something like a character is that like bad like
Or is it only four?
Is this the guy?
Was it five?
Oh, I see.
Is this the guy I haven't been talking to?
Are you the chef?
Destroyed it
You know him
Hmm
Okay
So
So
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why
We already defeated your ultimate
sack of tats
Okay, a tournament, sure.
Do you want to go to the arena directly or do you want to beat up a few gestures around
here first?
I guess take take us there. I guess
I would have preferred to farm up my...
I choose a person?
Use my L?
Dude, she alone?
She sucks alone.
There's no way I'm...
She's terrible alone.
Alright.
Okay.
Sucks, I missed the first counter, whatever.
That's it?
I guess I'll try I don't know I don't know the very timing man okay
Oh my god, that's the 200% damage, interesting.
Oh god.
Do I have to heal every time?
Oh, you kind of get reset for coal.
Hang on.
I don't know why I'm saying it that way.
I think she's going to be ready to die.
She leveled up!
And she learned some...
She learned some Breaker and Roulette or something?
Wait, Breaker and Roulette? Wait, wasn't that...
Who am I equipped this with?
Oh no, I see.
Break her lip, okay.
I got a new hair cut.
Oh.
Okay.
Hopefully we can win, I guess.
Destroy it! It's attacking!
Hello, Redscore!
See you, Redscore!
Wait, that's...
Ciel?
What?
How?
you guys you're alive i thought i was the only one left
i knew you were resourceful how did you get here
they're expecting a bit of a show
I'm going to get my ass beat, maybe, let's see what I get next.
Yep, yep, well, hahaha, alright, well this is already over, hahaha, I mean I may as
we'll just go again, alright?
Question, if I lose, does it re-do it? Or is this like a story thing that's happening?
Like, it's just gonna be like, am I just like, am I fucked?
You only get one chance to win?
I don't know.
Wait, so I actually have to restart?
Like abandon every time?
So I gotta do perfectly.
Or I'm fucked.
That sucks.
I thought that was going to restart the fight one day I hope oopsies
Reload to save? Do I even have a save file to reload? Is that even how that works?
Let's get back to Golger.
I might not have to alter four.
Oh my God, okay.
So what, why am I doing this?
What's the reason?
Everyone's telling me to do this for something,
for a specific reason.
Okay, I guess I'll alter four, I guess.
Speed run approved, okay.
Okay, all right.
I'm doing it for a speed run approved, sure.
It's to unlock a DLC.
That doesn't sound right.
Oh, it's a weapon.
Oh.
Do I have to do all of that all over again?
Oh my goodness.
So where's this going to put me?
Let's see.
Load safe.
Am I back to the beginning? I think I'm back to the beginning, dude.
Oh. I'm not. Okay, so I can't fuck. Dude, this is gonna take forever. I have to re-
If I fail every time, I have to go back and fucking ult at 4? Oh my. I don't even
to remove. Ah, oh god, it's, I mean, it's, you don't have to ult that forward. Oh, load
previous saves. Is that, like this? But that's 625. That's five minutes ago. He'll
just keep keep trying i if i fuck up the i mean there's no healing okay you okay
there's no healing you just die
i'm being rage rated so hard okay so if i click this where does it put me let's see
Oh, we're good.
Oh my god, I gotta do this to perfection.
We might be here a while.
I mean, I guess I could just spam Heels and then keep practicing the berries.
Let's jump!
I can do this!
Fuck!
No, I have to keep reserving!
I mean, I guess I can practice one more.
I don't know, I mean...
Oh my god, this is gonna take forever.
The fact that I gotta do it this way is fucking cursed.
This is cursed.
Sounds like Star Wars.
Hot racing I mean you guys are telling me to do this so I will do what you you say
I mean that's already over
Okay, we're going again
Don't listen to chat I already did I'm they told me to do this chat knows more
their chat is biz everyone's saying it's amazing it's worth it it's the greatest
thing they've ever done
Dude!
Fucking it up!
Oh, man.
Man, that's a spot.
Okay, gotcha.
I gotta fucking get ulti 4 now, so I can't die or else I have to ulti 4 because it's gonna take forever
All right, listen chat wants this done this way chat's gonna get it
Here, what if I get higher speed?
Help.
I won't roulette though, the gambas nice.
Actually maybe I don't need roulette here, maybe this beat will be enough.
Maybe 365's feed will be enough?
I mean, I could actually get rid of that, hold on, I could just get rid of...
Alright, let's see if that makes it any better.
Hope the game...
I might have to do that every time.
Maybe if I pop this, it'll resave the game.
And then maybe that counts as a save.
Chroma.
Cause I don't think there's a save button.
Is there?
I don't even know there's one.
I don't even know how to save bugs.
What the hell is that?
Oh, changing outfits saves?
Smart.
Here we go.
All right.
You guys, listen, you guys want it, it's kind of tedious to do this, but...
Look at this, I still don't go first.
Fuck, man, oh it's a triple attack.
Okay, well that speed doesn't matter, they still don't go first.
God, I'm so ass.
Holy shit, I just need to hit one parry.
Let's take a die.
Do I have enough?
I don't know if I have enough damn due.
I could spark and pray that's it really
oh that's right I hit the 200% roll probably right okay well that didn't
take that long, it was just kind of annoying.
It's a cute outfit.
Okay.
Depending on RNG's lame, I mean, that's roulette.
it wasn't so bad am i one of those old people one day i hope hey how'd you end up here
oh and after the beach i ended up in matt burdock not too far from here
had to dodge a few neverons but luckily i met a gesture who guided me here didn't i just buy
a sword for my L and I just got another one.
Well, I woke up next to a waterfall and...
We can talk later. Let's get back to Golger.
No time to lose.
A little marble joke like that, marble ready, Deb?
Do you wish to play Cael's tutorial?
Um...
Do I?
I mean...
I've never played Cael.
So maybe.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll play her tutorial.
Why not?
Yeah, okay, I'll play your tutorial, why not?
Scyle can apply and consume 4-tell on enemies, 10 max per enemy.
Skills that apply 4-tell generate sun charges, skills that consume 4-tell generate moon charges.
Alright.
Focus Fortale on Twilight Stache.
Focus Fortale applies Fire Fortale and generates one sun.
Start by using Focus to apply Fortale to gain one sun.
Sure.
She's gambit.
Using focus gives one sun charge with 5.
She gets the most effect while sun charge or moon charge is active.
Sun is 1 AP, moon is also 1 AP, okay.
Consumes all of the target, increases damage, also generates a moon charge, 5.
the
the
One game slow.
Oh, fuck, dammit, save attack.
At the start of return of style, it's both a moon and sun charge. She consumes them to enter twilight for two turns during twilight.
Double fortile, maximum amount of fortile per enemy is increased to 10 to 20.
Damages increased depending on the number of sun and moon charges.
Try to make the best use of Twilight to maximize Fortale application in damage.
That's...
crazy.
Okay.
I did less damage.
Okay.
I think I didn't really need a tutorial for that, but whatever.
All right, mile, I need to equip the other shit.
I assume I would probably want roulette on every character.
Seems pretty good.
It's 50-50, you know?
Either you're gonna do an insane amount of damage, or just like, normal.
But like, spread that across four people, you're very likely to do big dick damage.
It's four people getting 200% damage.
Someone's gonna roll it.
For sure.
I'm going to have to change all these.
at some point I don't know. At some point I'm going to have to change all these. So with my L,
I want to put on the crit ones really quick. So...
I've already got them on.
And with you I'll just put on whatever you can have.
Oh, let me change the filter.
Oh, I may have had crit and speed on.
Roulette is a lot of crit.
Swap that, and then she gets five more because I swapped it.
We'll just do SOS.
How come I don't have the other thing?
This one, critical burn.
Why can't I equip this?
I can't equip critical burn.
as a
lumina
like what? why is critical burn not here?
it's not even in this list
i want to equip that with her but i can't
i could equip it as a picto i guess
so i could take it off of
Critical burn, take it off here, swap, and then go back here, and throw on...
Well, can I equip critical burn as a pick? Or is Illumina here? I can, it's five. It's fine.
I don't free aim, oh shaver's still on I see, stun boost.
That's equipped, that's equipped.
I'm just trying to level up all these pickdoes.
And then here I have six Lumina roulette plus a critical burn.
So I need to take off something.
Don't need that.
Don't need that critical burn.
Perfect.
And then you have critical burn.
You have roulette.
You have five more to use on something.
Ahhhhhhh...
Engaging break, staggering, dodge, sure, whatever.
And then you have roulette.
You're using that, you have zero left burning shots.
critical burn here. He can't get it I guess. Oh, I hear he has it on. And then
what do you have? Okay, so you want roulette and I don't really know what she
does. So, crit burn plus that energy, I guess, and I never really go wrong with
counter attack damage and then she needs to equip some shit and then she can equip
anything really. Oh wait, you can equip that and then you don't need to get the three
back and then go to the spine and then sure clip that too and
Sure, put that as well. I don't care.
And then
Weapons or new weapon
Is this really better than this?
In virtuous stance every burn applied is doubled. In virtuous stance burn deals double damage.
What makes this weapon good? Doesn't seem very good at all.
I guess if you're doing a spark build with her?
Oh, you start in Virtuous Dance.
Oh, I didn't read that part.
I didn't read the fine print.
That's pretty good.
I did not read the fine print.
She's cool.
She looks like that forespoken.
She looks like she's from forespoken or whatever that game is.
That's how she looks.
Like that's the game she's coming from
We can't.
Go sit.
Thank you.
For everything.
He was under the buttoon.
He was just your positive.
You are welcome.
We could finish all of this.
Thanks, chef.
Provoke Golgret to a duel.
Do not fight her.
Ah!
Oh, it's a 1v1?
Oh, no.
Oh, I'm fucked.
This will be fun, but easy.
Oh no.
Wait, did she get six attacks?
Wait, okay, so you have to beat her by Perry.
You have to beat her by parrying her to death, I'm pretty sure.
That's funny as fuck.
Oh wait, I'm supposed to do the other dialogue, not sure.
Oh yeah, I'm good.
Bye, mate.
I'm just fucking getting ripped.
I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing.
Get out of my way somewhere?
The password for something?
I don't know where, though.
Is it in this town or is it somewhere else?
Yeah, I'll go to the world map and see it, I guess.
She's level 90 and you're level 20.
This game goes to level 90?
Holy fuck.
I only upgraded my weapon.
My L. Wait, they're both good options.
I kind of want to get this one up first.
I guess I can level up both.
I need more of those crystals, dude.
What are they called?
polished chroma catalyst and then I have more of these I guess I should give some
to CyEll she's new to the party
cool name CyEll
I want to see if I can put anything important on anybody if I spend a little bit more.
Increase break breaker on everybody is pretty good.
Oh, that's Cy L and Maya L. I see.
Is that what I said?
If she's got so many good things on her, holy shit, she's fucking I I put everything on her
She's got everything. She's got the pure juice
Like I can't I don't think I could make her any better
However, Gustavo could use one, two, three.
I want to give her a rewarding mark.
Does she have it already?
She does.
Perfect.
Can I give her anything else that's important?
I'm not really...
Am I down here?
Oh we're going to sleep.
I can't believe it. We're going to meet the Eskiai. The Gestals and Eskiai. The tales are true.
Jesus.
Oh, thank god.
I
That's you little mile telling you dude time travel
Oh, maybe not.
Yes. Yes, I understand. It's her fault, and she doesn't even know it, but you can't be here.
What are you talking about? What's my fault? What is this?
You should never have come
You're only going to make things worse for everyone
Now take your friends and go home
Let them spend their final year
in peace
This is like an anime character
to
What else?
You said there was a woman.
No, me.
Maybe later.
She...
She had a mask and...
I know this is hard, but I need you to focus.
Okay?
But the details are fresh.
No, no.
I'll just cut some more.
Hey, hey.
Wait.
Listen to me.
You're safe.
Do you understand?
Okay?
So...
I
My elf
We can debrief along the way
As squeeze that's a squeeze nest
I need to get some XP, dude. I need to get my Picto's going.
Actually, should I get XP?
Probably. I don't know. Fuck it.
That's a key.
Yeah, she starts in virtuous. That's crazy
Actually crazy. I can't see
You got side
How the fuck was that, good Vega?
What? Weapon upgrade? Two to six? Wait, what?
You get weapon upgrades? How does that work?
okay does it automatically upgrade weapons if they're too far behind so you
don't have to spend money to bring them up when you get a certain level or some
come on I'll be fighting with three people where's where's my other person
are you a bad person sure
I'm buying that.
Of course I got to buy that, are you kidding me?
The party's only three, Max?
Fuck!
Well, that sucks.
I thought it was four.
Alright.
I mean, SyL might be better than Gustavo.
lose it goes to B team? Oh, what the hell? You have two teams? That's cool.
I rolled.
Okay, I'm not supposed to go this way.
Esquie.
I'm going to Esquie's nest.
Cael over Lune? I think Lune's cool.
No, don't tell me I'm going back to camp.
I think I'll get rid of Gustavo, dude.
I'll get rid of Gustavo first.
That would be my first person I'd get rid of.
I had a choice.
I guess I do have a choice, but...
I would get rid of him and then just find
a way to make her mark which is probably possible. I am about to get this
ability though which I've been saving points for. Curious what this ability
goes. Strike Storm. It's kind of fun.
Oh, pico mano, pocarito, passwordito, mi paíno.
You're the loudest.
Really?
Hey.
Come on.
Don't be shy.
Get out of our way!
Get out of our way!
Get out of our way!
Get out of our way!
Get out of our way!
Get out of our way!
of
the
Look, I am very sorry. It's just that Golgur told us that's the password, and I...
Come on. It's a gesture. I've forgotten in about a minute.
I'm sorry.
Interesting deck wall... SK is said to feed on light.
Are you okay, Maya?
I don't know... feeling a bit of...
Here's your room again
Feels a little
I got rid of
That was a fun one. That was a long message. That was a fun message.
Was there a mime here? Oh, I like mimes. Mimes give me outfits. Maybe I'll get another
or, uh, this outfit.
Finally come to learn to swim.
No. I am... I'm not that fond of water.
Uh, actually that's sort of why we're here. We need to cross the sea. Ogre said you could help.
No, no, no. A rolling stone. Get there is no must.
Pardon me? In the stories they say SK likes to speak in riddles.
In what way?
I don't get it.
We really need you, Master E.
Would you please help us?
Hmm. There's a lot of you to care.
I'm too old, but I'm not that short.
I will make Flory.
Who's Flory?
One of my ranch...
Rocks.
See? Flory helps me swim.
The Flory was stolen by my arch-nemesis.
One who's every step shakes the foundation of the world.
You are known as...
François.
Okay.
Let me guess, François is located deep in Nevron infested territory, right?
Oh no. He's right next door over there.
Oh.
François is my leader.
Okay. Well, I guess we could take a look.
Fantastic.
Good luck, then.
Hazel, bring Flurry back to me.
You seem to know me.
Yes.
How?
I don't understand.
Mantra not on mountains.
They stumble upon stones.
Okay.
All right, runnin' back here.
Any goodies?
No goodies.
people
for information we get
you okay see
states
rising of a gravel like you for getting a good looking gravel
You should never use it really
Rough skipped an entire location, but there was nothing there. I was looking for I was looking for stuff. There's really what I miss
I'm blind?
Like maybe up here but I figured it looped around and then you could go up there after.
You know?
I don't think they're trolling me.
I don't think there's anything here.
skip shit. Unless there's something up here next to this guy. Nope. You literally missed
of mine. A mine. A mine. I missed a mine. Like all the way back here? I missed a mine.
Oh
These mimes are tough these mimes are tough
These mimes are tough
Feel the burn!
Ready to evade.
Wow, I fucked that one up.
You have the new skill on Gustavo, oh true, I do.
Seven?
I want to fuck this one up again.
Actually, I could.
Hold on, maybe he won't.
Oh my god, I'm so dumb shit.
I mean, I guess I could break him.
That was a lot of damage.
Cute!
Oh, I don't play that character.
Aw, man.
I can still equip it on her though.
Oh my god, how cute.
Is there anything else over here?
I forgot which way is which.
Oh, there's that thing.
I need to put this guy somewhere, right?
Isn't that how this works?
I need to put him somewhere.
Maybe I don't.
Maybe not?
Maybe I can just fight him?
In his place, yeah
That's funny
Oh my, I should have healed first.
Fuck.
Ah fuck.
Ah shit, fuck man.
Maybe I could do a lot of damage with my L here.
dude why am I so bad at pairing that why am I so bad at pairing that lock in I might
have to retry this I think I brutally fucked this up
i got, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i.
he's gonna die again.
he might f***ing look again.
this is last third.
Is this his last turn?
Or maybe it's his last turn.
I wasn't paying attention.
I guess I just gotta try to do as much damage as I can.
I'm not gonna be able to do it.
Alright, well, I...
Fuck.
Maybe that'll skip it.
Oh, I have one more chance.
Oh, fuck.
Now I don't have my big dick damage anymore.
My chance is fucked up.
That's not good.
I don't think I could kill it inside.
I lost my big dick.
Maybe my actually?
Hold on.
If I roll, a high roll here?
I low rolled I think.
If it high rolled it would have it would have done it
And it I didn't roll the roulette
All right, don't fuck up this Perry again. What the hell's he doing?
Okay, okay, I've never seen this move before I have never seen that move before that's a new one
It sucks that he's so low but
That should be fine.
So I can do a couple things. I can mark, go apply more fire. I could buff
So then I do more damn by the end of it. You're gonna do that.
Oh, yeah, I shoot the weak spot too. Wait, can I actually? Somebody not...
Not even that one. Oh, I burned it though. Oh wait, W type. Hold on. Wait, wait.
Hold on, wait, wait.
I got an idea.
items
You'll you
You you go
That's a good opener that's a good opener don't die
It's just like I hit the Perry button like I know I did
I
Can I do this much damage in one turn?
He's not in her stance.
I don't think I can do this much damage.
Oh, I could stun.
I still have one more turn.
I think I have to may have even though I don't have four stacks.
But I don't really have any options.
Did I rule it there?
Maybe I did.
I didn't feel a lot of damage though.
Why should I have marked?
I forgot about the mark.
Oh shoot. Oh yeah. Do I have mark shots on her? Oh, shooting gives you stains on the
other girl. Oh yeah, that would have been a good idea. I mean, fuck. I keep forgetting
I think I could shoot. I gotta go again. I don't think I'm going to do it.
Yeah, I keep... Yeah, I think I could have done it with Doug.
I'm just gonna go again, I mean there's just no point if someone dies off the rip.
What do I even get for this? I get currency, right?
Jesus Christ
How much is fury?
points are five. Do I need to give AP? I don't know.
You get one AP on start of turn? Oh I do, I'm dumb. First, uh...
And I still have enough of Percy, right?
These two as long as I'm in this dance
Jesus
Alright, watch, I'll bring her back.
I guess I didn't need to do that, but I need to go to a campfire anyway.
That took a lot longer than it should have.
That's alright.
Ooh, I got five of those bad boys, but I want to upgrade my weapons.
Where do I order your mouse? I can't find them anymore? I mean pretty much once they're out they're out. They don't make them anymore.
It's a discontinued mouse.
How's on the OST? I think it's got some cool tunes but it doesn't really make sense to me. Is that weird?
Is that weird? I think the music is good. It's like they went for making good like fun music rather than like
What you'd imagine would be thematic I guess
You know what I mean? This is kind of like a like a big like
I don't mean in a bad way because like the music's good like the music is really good. It just like doesn't
In my head sometimes you hear the music and you're like, huh, you know what I mean?
It's like they went for more like let's just make some fun beats rather than like let's
really try to like I don't know fucking Christopher Nolan this shit or something or not Christopher
Nolan sorry Hans Zimmer what I guess like I guess that's easy to mix up I feel like
They often work together.
I don't even play her, so...
Wait, I should still put points in her though, right?
If she has 14 skills to learn, I should maybe consider trying her out just to see how she
does.
I would just have to find a way, I don't see any of her abilities right now but I'll just
have to find a way to like get her to mark because like that's kind of what he
does but then again I don't need him for marks I'll be honest he for me I just
don't
I don't like him I don't like him very much at all
I mean, I could just try it.
Let's just try it.
I'm just gonna remove and add and just see.
I don't know.
Can't hurt, right?
Just giving it a whirl.
What's the worst that happens?
I go back.
Okay, this is where I came from.
Oh, did I?
Do you know those or whatever?
Oh, he had all the good shit on him now.
Oh, he had all the good shit on him, though.
Fuck, this is gonna be confusing now.
Uh, okay.
I mean, he didn't really have that good shit on him.
I don't know this character at all and how to build her, so this is gonna be weird.
weird uh i'm just not gonna touch anything right now and i'm just gonna play her and see
two days into my lair
you can't just walk into someone's home without knocking
that is incredibly rude
is that? are you from Swell?
he's just a talking rock
wait, I thought Flory was a rock
a rock? I am not a rock
do you have rocks for eyes?
you certainly have rocks for eyes
I am clearly a turtle
esquie! stop sending hooligans over here
Stop being a meaning. They're nice humans.
Then keep them on your side of the caves! Now, death, my lord!
It's okay, thank you. We're just here for Flory.
So, no, only are you intruding. You are to steal all my words, humans!
Well, over my dead body!
Let's try Ciel in this fight, I guess.
Let's see how she does.
Oh, she goes first.
Oh!
Oh, I didn't realize...
Ah, fuck me.
Uh, that's fine.
Wait, this guy, she could work.
I think I play another turn, but no, never mind.
I'm stupid ignore me uses the strongest ice attack ever. What does that mean?
Her Jeff Jesus Christ
I'm playing with the dirt.
Oh god, not again.
Oh god, not again.
Ah!
I don't know how to play this character, I'll be honest.
Holy fuck, that did so much damage.
Roulette.
He's dead.
Girl squad.
He's dead.
Girl squad.
Wow. Wait, augmented first strike with my L? Could be huge.
Oh, you could smash.
But know that I would never stop chasing him.
But you can't move.
Strap!
Bro, you need more games with girl characters.
Is that weird?
It's all about the men.
I think I need a picture, though.
My owl, I think, would be really good at this.
I mean, for now, we're just going to put it on here, just so I can level it up.
if
it's a good news
of
I do wish I could upgrade at any time. I feel like going back to the world map and then going
back to camp is a tease you know I mean like I got a bunch of stuff I want to
upgrade my weapons right now but I gotta leave
I'm not sure.
You got flurry.
That's not flurry.
Tiny S-Rock.
What do you mean that's not flurry?
That! I never had flurry. Your rock is still in the stoneware place.
Hmm.
He got real good.
Wait, does this mean you won't help us?
If you promise to get me flurry, then...
Then we can be buddies.
Can't we swim without Flurry?
We saw you flying just now.
Oh, you're much too heavy.
I need my rocks.
Your rocks?
The landers have lost them all.
I can't do much more than swim.
I can fly into space.
I used to fly all the time with my best friend,
Oh shi-
We'll help you find your stones.
Oh!
How lovely of you!
Wait.
Francois said the stone waifu-
This is silly.
Why's that?
All the way to the north.
Just aim for the B-33.
Oh!
I'll meet you outside!
Honestly, this mainstream in this game having such a strong opposing stance, it gains my
respect I never had an opposing stance to be fair okay I just I just I'm so
tired of single-player games you know I mean it's a multi old multi games going
multi-slop yeah let's get some multi-slop going you know
expedition 66
multi-slop is nice I like that I'm gonna start using that for now on multi-slop
I've done a lot actually.
You don't like single-player games? No, I love single-player games.
But they're just almost every single time over after 30 hours, you know what I mean?
I love, dude. I mean, you guys know me. I play so many games, right?
They're just over. And then you maybe play them again in the next like four years or something.
Multiplayer games are forever, which is probably why they don't really win many awards, because
they're not powerful.
You could just multi-slop play a year from now, or multi-slop play three years from now,
but multi-slop will always be there.
One AP on Battlestar, that's great, it's a great pick-toe.
I might need to scale defense on my L, because it's a B scaling and maybe that increases
I don't know how scaling works in this game
Man, I do love single player games
I do like I fucking love them like God of War sick all just gate sick the sputter man games any insomniac game
Sick any naughty dog game sick
right but they're just one and done sick I like permacic like permacic games
those games deserve more love like they're permacic you know
What do you think?
Oh, I'm leaving.
Okay.
The only promising game to come out in the last 10 years is Fortnite.
I mean Arc Raiders is definitely up there.
Arc Raiders is the Fortnite for adults.
Think about that.
Let that sink in.
Let's get some more practice on Si Al.
Oh wait, I can set up camp.
ZZZ, what are you guys bored?
I know I can mount him after in tough terrain, I'm going to fly over water, right, where
of the merchant life? Probably.
I see why you like Sir and Rox.
You've been quiet since you saw those people.
I felt like they knew me. Like actually knew me.
I don't understand what's happening.
I feel like I never understood, like I'm always missing something that everyone else just gets.
Lumia and life never made sense and I never fit and now I'm here when it was just starting to maybe feel good and this, this happens and...
Yeah, I hate it too.
Things we don't understand.
They just make us feel small and powerless.
But it helps, you know, to focus on the things I do understand.
On the people I care about and who care about me.
And, uh, you know, now I feel a little less lost,
because at least we're lost together.
What? What? Stop it!
Too cheesy? No.
Well, if it makes you feel better, I was even more lost than I was 60.
I heard that was because you were only thinking about girls.
Yeah, but guess what?
The girls weren't thinking about me at all.
I believe that.
Yeah.
You can't talk to me.
A family.
Well, that's what the paperwork's in the piece.
Well, the paperwork probably says we're dead, too, so...
Yeah, probably. Ooh, nice one.
I know.
I told you, don't get cocky. It was... okay.
You taught me great.
Nah.
Alright.
Why am I spawning at different spots when I camp?
What the fuck are you?
Oh, this guy.
Me, Dagot.
Tsara.
Tessuki.
Awawa.
Aminamina.
Rukitime.
It's that quest.
What the heck is that hair?
I know you guys might not like this or whatever, you want me to build my party a certain way
but this is probably my favorite character.
So I'm gonna play with Loon probably till the end.
Good or bad idea?
I don't know.
Resplendent Chroma Catalyst.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
I should use that on him.
Oh wait, I should use that on him.
I don't even play him anymore, never mind.
Um, I don't know how to build my party here.
I just don't know how she synergizes yet, you know?
Don't know how she synergizes yet.
And like what's the speed here we got 439 338 359
She starts in virtuous now
Oh, I think I know what to do okay, I think
Do whatever with her. She's my opener. She starts build build whatever I need with her get her her
her chargers are rid of the fuck, then it goes to her, as long as I make sure my L is
the lowest, it goes to her, she states in Virtuous, she gets the marked guns, but also
with her weapon has a chance to apply, or not has the chance, but her weapon does the
Oh, it's not level 4, generates a random stain, so fish autos or aims on her for a mark to
then have her do the thing.
That's what I think I need to do.
So I need to give her the Pico de Gallo, this one.
So I'll do a fish for stain.
Every time I start my turn, I'm going to have one AP, or sorry, four AP, I think.
Is it four?
I think it's four.
And then, fish for three, 20% chance probably going to hit it.
three stains, use lightning, get two stains, four stains, mayhem, after my L. Yeah, sorry,
I know I just said a lot of words and you guys what the fuck are you saying, but that's,
just bear with me okay so I need two two on you one two
mm-hmm yeah mm-hmm
so I I'm trying to get her weapon max right now because I think her weapons
insane I'm trying to get her weapon max because
getting plus one AP when stains are consumed will lead to a really
Like it'll lead to something really, really good, I think, maybe, possibly.
I may as well do burning shots, too, to be honest.
Unless a burn does...
No. Wait.
Hold on. There's a problem here with this strategy though.
Because if the mark applies...
If the mark applies the...
If the shot applies a mark, I can't follow up with an attack.
So my opener with her will always be four shots or until mark is applied, then goes to my L.
I'm actually going to get burning shots too, I'm going to give her, I'm going to give her
three more gas.
One, two, three.
Um.
And then you are fine.
I feel like stun boost I should have on everybody, it seems great.
Burning mark seems pretty good too.
And then let me put on burning mark because no one has it equipped.
And what does it give?
Ooh, doesn't give any crit, which kind of sucks, but maybe that's okay.
Oh, I need augmented first strike.
I can't give her this because she needs to go last. This needs to go to
to
Psy.
I don't know what I'm doing I'm just burning all my mats just because I am tired who's
this little guy why is he here I'm tired of going back I mean SOS shell is probably
pretty ass
okay so now we just need to farm some
some picos
pico de gallos
she's gonna go first
I know she's going to go first.
Honestly, stun boost would be good on her,
because it's probably going to rotate to her in that window
at some point, maybe.
Possibly.
Or break her.
There's so many things, whatever,
whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever I'm out of here sorry
I'll let me sleep
It seems like I got ability.
Crippling tsunami.
Alright.
Look at this squad.
This game must have experienced so much.
You're gonna grill us.
A creature of life.
Girls squad!
Your chat is the dead ass most brain dead toxic ragebait I've seen in a while.
Tick-tockers, man. Tick-tockers. They all think I'm acro. Thanks, Tick-tock.
We live in the shadows
Swimming in ink
We are but a fragile dream
A single beat
Resisting
Never resisting
Weirdo stop walking me
Dude I wish Baldur's Gate 3 had this quality of like
cutscenes. Their dialogue is really really good but not enough cutscenes in that game.
Sometimes when I play ballers gate 3, I love that game but sometimes I get lost or not
lost but like I get I get like bored in the sense of like you're just talking to so many NPCs in the
same way they're all just standing upright and they're just yapping you know it just feels
like I'm playing like a Bethesda style game so like it's nice that this game has like a little
bit of dialogue that's like Bethesda style you're standing there hello my name is Jim
but then it also has really like cool cutscenes like I hope the new Baldur's Gate or the
the Divinity game. I hope we get more cutscenes and shit. I need to kill stuff, sorry. Bam.
Girl squad.
Oops, it didn't matter anyway.
That's crazy. The stuff that you could do on this character is fun.
That's insane.
And it may as well kill...
um...
you.
Sorry, I just, I have to think a little bit more, because I just changed a bunch of stuff.
And my brain is...
Aw, man!
Oh!
Whoops! Uh-oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no.
That went horribly.
Whoops.
Okay, whatever.
Holy shit.
That all, that all went horribly.
Honestly, I might make the QTEs just guaranteed.
Like, what's the point, hitting space bar?
Like, you're gonna, like, if you're locked in, you're gonna obviously hit them.
You know?
Where the?
Nope.
Going that way, I think, over the water, right?
No.
Am I going over the blue?
Maybe I'm going over the blue.
I could break all this?
Oh, fun.
Is there any side stuff over here?
Wait, who's that guy?
Who are you?
I feel like they should really just let it play as you're playing.
Where's this?
Are these side areas?
Is there side content in this game or is it all main?
This seems like side-ish.
Oh, there is side stuff.
Oh, shit, I want to fight this big dude.
Let's get some school.
Bam!
Oh shit, what's his moves?
Okay, the jump is pretty easy
I need to have some sort of thought with her for this to work even better.
Oh god!
9-9-9!
One punch man!
Oh!
Here I said it was easy.
Alright!
What's happening?
Wait, what's going on?
Oh?
I've never seen this move before.
Wait, can I res still? Wait, how does this work?
Holy shit, I can.
He gets two turns. I'm gonna stop him.
Oh, that was a mistake.
I can't believe I fucked this one up, dude.
The choke for why.
I mean, like, fuck.
Oh, I can't remind anyone.
Okay, wait, he's actually alone.
Hahaha!
Wait.
Alright, I mean...
Lumpbox.
Want some?
This guy hits like a buffaga.
Alright.
This guy hits like a buffaga.
Well that didn't go well.
Well now I'm not going to do 9, 9, 9.
Uh oh.
New move. I haven't seen this one before.
all right all right all right all right all right holy fuck I mean I mean this
is it's already a wash it's already washed here
I want to try something. Actually, this is actually a good fight. This is a good fight
to try rotations. I'm thinking rotations. I'm thinking it's an MMO right now. I'm thinking
how to optimize some damage. I want to try something. I have another idea. Oh, I did 32,000?
2000? Oh, I don't know. I did 999.
Erp, sorry. Oh god, not this again.
Hold on. I need to...
Can you stop doing this attack and do the jump?
right now
here's what I want to do
I want to try one more rotation, it's going to be a different one, okay, it's going to
be bang, boom, bang, boom, I want to, I'm just, I'm just practicing other rotation, okay,
to try something and then bang and then bang bold bang bing
I
Hey
Such a jank, bro. Such a jank.
It's like, it doesn't work when you want it to.
Well, now it doesn't matter. I can do the same thing. Bang, boom, boom, bang.
I don't know, I can't. I'm short. Three.
Um, I could do...
Um...
I can pray for a second turn. Hold on. Bang. Gold. Oh, double. Ah, I don't know.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
They're really used to lighting bolts besides electrify I guess
You get one AP for shooting the mark
Wait, that's insane wait I do again wait you guys are geniuses
Let's spills some ink.
Let's spills some ink.
Fuck. I should have buffed. I mean...
game.
I don't know if that second rotation that I thought about is better or worse.
I don't know. I'm not sure.
It's, it w- this'll be useful.
So that second rotation that I was doing, so there's rotation one which is just like
I don't think it's worth actually. I don't think it's worth. I think the first one's better when I fish for a mark.
I fish for a mark for um
I want to do some side content
Building Cyanos of Sport would be a really good idea, yeah, that's smart for sure.
So this is Cyanos White Stuff, I guess?
What's in here?
Yellow Harvest.
Do Only Up Beach?
What does that mean?
Yellow hearts.
Yeah, if Cyyle has something like...
If Cyyle has an ability like Gustavo,
which is doing more support or whatever,
he's sick.
See, does she?
Feels high dark damage to all enemies, consumes all.
Oh she does, but that's five.
She doesn't ever start with five.
Damn, that would be an insane setup.
That would be biz set up every single time.
Support my L. Fish for Mark.
Skip turn.
My ale bangs.
This is a really good ability.
Let's get back and do a double fish.
I want to try this ability.
So I was going to pick either crippling tsunami or lightning dance here, I just don't know
Which one if any
That's insane I want that I'm going that way
I don't know, I don't know where I'm putting these points still, I'm just putting them.
I feel like I should reset, reset Lune, and then take these might out and then put luck
Vitality and just mix it
of
them has given a year still up in this title
You'll get more recodes.
Okay.
Something like that.
I'll try it.
I don't know how good Vitality is.
You have to equip Lightning Dance.
Oh, thank you.
Forgot about that.
Uh, we're gonna get rid of Electrify's good, Wandfire's good, Mayhem's good, Thunderfall.
We're gonna get rid of Thunderfall.
I haven't even used Thermal Transfer yet, but there might be a moment.
You know what I should play?
We're hammer 40k rogue trader
We're good things about that game
Wait is there nothing here?
The fuck is this place? There's nothing here. Oh never mind
All right
Is it eating the mountain?
of
What are these things?
They exist.
Alright, well...
I think I could just probably kill with this.
Or right.
I got a weapon.
Oh, it's for the man that I don't play.
I think that burn does a lot of damage.
What the fuck?
Crazy.
Augmented first strike.
Nice.
Characters
I mean they wanted on my L right?
How much does it cost? Only five pretty cheap pretty cheap
And then you have augmented first strike and then you don't really need it
and
of
I have no clue where I am right now, I went to the side area, I level up again, Jesus Christ.
I might want to change her too.
Like this might like I don't like once again I don't know scaling so like my weapon scales
off defense like like would 30 points in defense be more damage than 30 points in might?
I don't know.
Honestly probably not.
guessing.
How are these things?
Can I shoot their Lantern I wonder?
No, no.
Oh, that's a flying. Yeah, I have challenges. Alright, well.
The boss is allies. Oh no. Spots, spots, what do these do?
What was that?
Pressure?
What the...
Oh...
So when they're flying, can I literally not hit them at all?
And unless I use my gun?
Is it like literally just guns?
What's he gonna see me like?
You can't hit them, it's just really hard.
new weapon for lune cb probably not good
it's healing skills generate additional okay so you can support the support weapon
on death deal damage to all enemies death rattle that's a lot of crit dude
that's a pick fill you use just for the crit 10% is crazy
and
11% to crit is crazy.
That's a long one.
I consumed all of that though. All that information that that long had, I consumed it all.
I don't know
you missed the grapple
you missed a grapple from lost everything what's the same no maps this
one maybe
I need a map mod for this game, big time.
I don't mind killing these, cuz...
The pictures
I
no map is better said no one ever like hello mean no map is better
why first one I'm not gonna use my gun this time I think it takes away my first
strike
My augmented first strike I think is used every time I shoot my
No way Phelan made a map mod?
I mean that makes sense.
The fact that there isn't a map makes zero sense.
If you want to make it like ambiguous, just make it like a Diablo style map where it's
just like a little overlay and it's just like a couple lines that kind of tell you where
to go, but like, you know, not fully, not like, you know, if there's a secret, don't
take me to a secret, but like, you know, line up the map with something that's physical.
Hmm
They're gonna figure out
Not that way or that goes away
Fuck I want this way
Oh, so anyway, oh, I never got this, okay.
And this goes back to, okay.
I go for the immersion.
Yeah, they're funny.
Interesting.
So I see when you use a weapon it scales...
Gives you different stats, so you gotta be careful if you don't want to mess up your turn order or you have to like...
Move your pictos around I guess.
Hmm...
I think they're gonna die for the fire.
Yeah, they'll probably die.
Ah!
So close.
Ah, so close.
Oops, sorry.
I
I
Should have shot my gun first that's okay living you learn
There's more!
There's more- oh, is it- okay.
I mean, should I burn all these- all these pots, dude?
of
the
I'm gonna get another level up, Jesus, just fucking farm an XP out of here.
the
death
of
I'm going to go to the witcher for some reason.
Try the chromatic never on this map.
Oh god, there's a chromatic fella here.
Oh fuck me.
Oh god. I mean I'll try it. The Chromatic Filla. Is this the Chromatic Filla? Oh jeez.
Oh, frick.
Oh, Glaze!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
W Glaze.
Did I lose my first strike off that?
That's some bullshit.
I should have gotten hit.
of
one of my dinner
, for strike by the care of
the
uh...
it's not my head, it's my damage gap 9999
oh, oh, oh, oh
I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready, I wasn't ready
I didn't know what the hell he was doing
I was buffing himself, okay well I'm fucking dead
Almost my elephant solo.
I mean, I may as well try to res, I guess.
Okay, this ability is...
Oh, okay, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, okay.
It's like a second. That one's a hard one to see.
Wait, oh no, I don't care about the fucking backup team.
I'm on the backup team.
What the fuck, photo mode?
Fuck you.
You photo mode.
Wait, so I'm just like, I'm doing too much damage.
Like the whole setup that I'm doing is too much.
I'm doing too much damage and I'm capped at 9999.
I have way too much.
That sucks.
I gotta lower my damage.
Okay, well, if I'm capped, I'm gonna try a different rotation here, okay?
I'm gonna try a different rotation.
I'm gonna try to fish for a mayhem.
I'm gonna try to fish for a mayhem right away.
We're gonna go with Bang, boom.
I'll have it, I'll have it.
Oh.
That's good.
He heals off lightning damage, I guess? That's good.
That's great.
I love that.
You know, I love that. That's really nice.
That's really nice.
How am I missing that?
Oh it was Earth?
Isn't that ability to lightning?
Alright, so no mayhem got it so far.
Mayhem uses whatever element she has.
Oh no.
That's a bullshit.
Why am I so fucking bad at that?
I wish I could have a quick skip key.
So I guess I could still fish for a mayhem if I don't get earth right and I got earth.
So, okay hold on, I'm gonna try this one more time, I know, I'm gonna try this one more time, hold on, so...
I have two ice, one lightning, one earth.
Which one does it choose to do?
Oh, I see, okay, it just does whatever element I have stacked, I see.
I see, I see.
I guess I had four of the same one?
This is crazy.
I've never used this ability.
Well, that's kind of half.
Okay, this is definitely a burn kind of guy, huh?
You don't like burn.
Hey, well fuck.
I mean...
Bro, what?
Like, what am I missing here?
I can't tell if I'm too late or too early.
Oops, I hit no.
I'm gonna hit no.
How am I?
No crits. Bad. Okay, let's see. Too early, huh?
How am I fucking up that timing so bad I don't
all right, well, better, I guess.
Oh my god, are we for real?
I think we're a bit underleveled are we? How could I tell?
like hello I'm hitting at the same fucking window bro
I blame frame gen
of
Oh my god
I thought one shots me it's crazy
Can't play frames, AI gamer, AI streamer.
Haha.
His boss has two moves. It does, it does.
But I can't fucking...
I've never had his shields up, this is weird, um, okay.
Honestly, I might come back to this guy later. I think I'm gonna be here for a while. I don't
like that he one-shots me with his abilities. I'm probably gonna come back to him later.
I think it's really weird that he one-shots me with such like basic abilities. This
This one makes sense, the one-shot, but the other one doesn't.
This ability, one-shotting, makes no sense.
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, full-amandon, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can
I'm just gonna be it's I'm gonna die so many fucking times this thing. I'm just I'm over it
How do I go back, how do I leave this place?
Yeah, why that one's weird is because you have to pay attention to the you can't look
at it.
You'd be better closing your eyes dodging that one than having your eyes open.
Because what it's deceiving about it is you try to time it based off the timing of
it taking to your character, but like your characters are at different distances, so when
you're looking at the character and you're looking at the animation, your brain is telling
you, okay wait till it hits the guy, but the guy is further or closer, but the timing is
still the same. So you'd be better closing your eyes in that exact animation.
I'm not really down to close my eyes for this moment.
Look at this, this is where I'm supposed to be going.
Just don't know where it was that, I guess this is where I'm supposed to be going.
Or just press dodge, I mean, parry dodge, same thing.
I
Want to go for a ride
Apparently that was where people went on dates, you know
What do you think happened in those cabins
No, actually my guess is this was expedition 50
You see they created this giant whip and they tried to cross the wall.
Okay, okay, Professor.
These are me.
Oh, these two fought them for sure.
I can feel it.
Come on, you can fly. Can't you get flurry yourself?
Oh no. Too much effort.
So wait, Eskia is that powerful?
Apparently so, but all so lazy.
Alright, let's go.
What a weird creature.
I
I
Know that thing
In the ass
I hate that, I hate how to build that.
Fuck, I don't have that.
I could get an extra turn I like that's gonna help me very much but
She does such a little damage, oh shit.
And I know you need to enter like the whole Twilight bullshit with her, I might not even
use her right now.
Kind of fucked.
Oh I should have AP, I should have gave AP to her fuck.
I'll do it.
Oh, that's okay, I should be able to kill him.
I'm just kidding, I lied, it's everybody, I'm fucking damaged, well this is good, I mean
I could be able to kill him, right?
Can't be healed. That's kinda cool.
Well, that did not go well. Even more crutches, Christ.
No, I know, I know I have a shield that melts shields, but not always what you want, right?
Yeah, I am pure glass cannon on all of these levels.
Is it a good idea?
I don't know.
Be honest.
Oh, Scott flies.
Or filling, or...
Does he fly?
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Um
She gave her another shields, but
Wait, does damage and it breaks the shield? I did not know that. What the fuck?
I think that will help her a lot more damage.
skills always apply 10 fortel but all damage taken is doubled. Jesus. I mean, just don't
take damage, I guess.
Uh, okay, so I need to equip these.
And it's so much health 300 Jesus Christ
I'm bravo.
There's nothing else that I enter doesn't start.
It's 15?
Holy shit.
Uh.
Those are two of them.
One's level one, one's level three.
the
and
of
Oh my god.
Absolutely butchered.
Oh my god.
on
Oh, she died because she takes more damage with her
I'm trying to build her a support but I have no
skills that are supportive.
Ah, I'm so close.
I shouldn't die, that's good.
play first
Yeah, that's cool. Fuck speed. Play first. That's pretty good. Is there an audio delay?
Hold on, test, audio delay test, hold on.
Delay or no, tell me, tell me.
Yes or no?
In game only?
That's not possible.
It would be happening in both.
If it was happening in both, if it was confused.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how positive are you guys?
10. Okay. I'm going to try something.
Okay, um, well, shit.
How do we test it in here?
Um...
It's good now? You guys are fucking with me.
You're all fucked with me
You're all fucked with me
I was gonna build her a support, but maybe I just don't
And don't build her a support. Maybe I build her as just pure damn. I just have three girlies that all do damn
Three damn girlies
I don't know what the fuck to pick here on my L
Now, it feels medium damage to all enemies, one hits, uses one element.
You need some merch for all of it just as you're fucking with me.
Do I say that a lot?
You know what?
This weapon that I have technically is better off of fire.
And the reign of fire could be a compliment after you do your strike.
You're in virtuous, you do your Percy.
And then after Percy you go defensive.
And then you reign of fire.
be a nice like follow-up. I kind of want to pick everything defense on her. Everything,
fucking spam defense but I don't know if it's a good idea
and
spam lock and move on best that
somebody likes critting
somebody loves critting
I don't play you, but...
Zero Vitality is wild? Is it?
I just don't know.
What the hell are these things?
Oh, I never put the ability on. I think that one.
I'll try something different.
This may have been a mistake to find though.
Bro, she takes so much damage with this weapon. Holy fuck.
Jesus.
It takes so much damage.
No, Luna has 3x HP because I was... I put a Picto on.
I put a Picto on that, uh...
That I'm trying to unlock for the squad, I think.
Shrine to the Painters.
The Painters destroy our world.
What weapon are you using?
Shoutiole?
Luck.
Spitality.
I probably should put points in vitality.
Yeah, I probably should.
Yeah.
someone built her a shrine?
The weak-minded turn to whatever they can to explain the unknown.
I don't know what the mess you've been coming for.
Whoa!
Get us staining them.
That was a bad idea.
Never mind, never mind.
I
The fuck did I do so much damage
Okay, I think I could move these pictos around.
I don't remember who had it.
Ah, shit.
I mean, I want her to have a lot of crit, but...
Yeah, she was using this, Energetic Star. That's why she had so much.
And I could put that on someone else, I guess.
I'm just trying to use crit on like everyone. It just seems... smart-ish.
Hey, what am I gonna make? We're gonna... we're gonna level up some of these as well.
No longer getting AP on parry, plus one. Okay.
I'll move all this around.
Uh, the spectra system is cool, but at the same time, not cool.
Okay, we want play first, I think.
Play first, here, just trying to unlock these that I haven't unlocked on everybody.
It's confusing.
Can you at least set profiles?
I feel like I need to set profiles, let's make it a lot easier just so I can go back
back to the build that I was running, you know?
Okay, you can. I need to set profiles.
Like, I need to like, full, like, meant to be reset
and set profiles for my gals.
Go squad.
Illuminant Profile is there, doesn't affect pictos though.
Wait, dash through a circle?
This will be useful.
I think I'm going to get a good one.
I'm going to get a good one.
Dragon Age acquisition, man, that's a good game.
That's a good game.
Wait, why is she going first? Oh, I put play first on her, didn't I? Okay, well...
Alright.
Um...
one day. I did. Not there, but I did earlier. Where am I? Oh god, I'm all twisted. Uh, no,
It came from there this way.
No.
No.
No.
These double ups happen so much.
I'll start putting points in vitality.
Yeah, I'll start.
Oh, I didn't equip.
Ah, shit.
What was I supposed to do?
Oops.
That was Rain of Fire instead of probably offensive switch.
I don't know.
Looks like a flaw.
There boss soon?
Probably.
of
the
Oh, I had if I had him.
Good.
big game
oh he burned
Does anybody of my EL applied defensive list for Shradd? No, I don't really apply that debuff.
Should I? Probably, but I don't.
What are you?
Fight the merchant.
Okay, so, huh, ponytail.
Definitely gonna buy that, for sure.
I'm gonna buy the ponytail, or gonna buy the color, or I'm gonna buy... these.
And I probably should buy a recode. Ooh, they're 10k.
Fight the merchant, fight!
Oh, it's a 1v1? Oh, shit.
Um, um, my L, maybe? I don't know, fuck.
Oh
All right, okay
He's dead. Oh, all right. Okay
range is on for who oh is this for a portal lady I see healing seals cost
one less AP 30% more healed efficiency per moon charge it's cool so if you want
to build your support I mean I'm
It's less damage than this one, but I mean, I do want to build her support.
It's just like I'm not high enough level yet.
Like I can't like get the skills that I want to actually build her support
All right pick those all done. Okay all my pictures are done. No they're not
Double burn, I guess.
Oh, that's cool.
Well, hey, reaction.
Oh.
Lundra.
This deadass looks like one of those scam mobile games.
That's just how turn-based games look, bro.
They all look the same.
That's...
They all look the same, bro.
Welcome to the genre.
I actually don't mind this order.
I don't mind this order on Loon playing first.
Oh, you get Mark's P for taking no damage.
Well, that's fun.
I didn't notice that.
Okay, so I got first strike... wait, what?
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, no, she just ended up having the most speed.
Wait, what?
How come Cyel has first strike, but Lune goes first?
That's so weird.
Doesn't play first mean Cyel should always go first?
I don't think so, but that's odd.
I
Hi, Al my Al
So I know
All right
So now that I got all of these unlocked we need to like full wipe and reset my guys cuz like I am so
twisted
Like I'm so twisted I'm so confused I
Don't I don't even know like what I want and where I want it. I mean, it's okay for now. I guess it's kind of working
Ish
Speed doesn't override for a strike. I mean, I don't know. She's not going first. It's
not like I have first strike on her, do I? I don't. I mean, that definitely means Speed
He does overwrite first strike.
Maybe play first just means my party goes first.
I'll change my pick dose if I start struggling.
How about that?
That's probably fine.
I'll optimize them better
if I start struggling. It's probably a good way of playing the game.
Just kind of play the game, enjoy it, and then once you start
entering a tough spot,
uh...
mid-max later,
alright, I've been here.
What?
Haven't I already been here?
What have we here?
Wait, I did a circle.
Or... I already went that way.
What did I miss?
Wait, what? I did a giant circle.
Oh no.
Let me open my map.
just kidding, I don't have one
oh, I see, okay I see, it's because I went to the merchant to the right
I see, I got all confused
It's this thing.
I gotta figure out where to put it.
Where do I play, user?
I don't want to fight these things, but xp is xp I guess.
Thank God.
Uh...
Hey.
That guy's a big Chad.
Big man.
I'm not a mass. I'm dog shit.
I'm ready.
I'm not a dog shit.
I'm sure those guys die, I guess.
You need some gas.
No, not the shield.
Correct.
Well, fuck.
I didn't look at this run-turn order
Well now I'm out of fucking peepee brick
I was actually pretty good damage. I was a crit though, so... I don't know.
I was expecting more damage that surprised me I thought he's gonna die for sure
Oh my god, I'm assed Dude, no way!
What a disaster What an absolute disaster
Oh my god, I was once again expecting more damage Jesus Christ
Dude, no way. Please die. How strong is this thing?
Yeah, I was... Yeah, I probably should take that off. I was leveling up my thingy and
One of them has no longer gained AP on parry for her, but does that apply to the whole party?
I wonder.
I need to get my Alibor crit, I think.
Me Critical Burn helps, I guess.
Why bother you barely parry anyway?
What the fuck?
Disrespect
When you fight that little worm or is that little worm fucker
We're not gonna take this little worm fucker. I haven't seen the circle
Oh
Where do I take this little worm?
I'll take you out back, buddy.
Oh, maybe that, when I opened that, that's where I take them.
Yeah, this little worm fucker is pissing me off.
Oh, I think I saw it to the right.
There it is.
Come here.
Bang.
Oh, it's the first one I've seen that summons thing.
What the?
Wait, now she's actually playing first.
I actually don't know if I want her to, but she is.
I think I need to do damn two...
That's it?
What?
I don't know.
Why is this so little damn?
I think I need to do damn two...
Damn two...
That's it?
What?
I don't know.
Why is this so little damn?
Well, I wish I got rid of that guy sooner. Wait, what? Why did my L go?
Well, that's unfortunate. Uh, we're gonna... I guess... I can't heal my L, right? No, I
I just got rid of this thing
Big damn, well
Rampalp
This music reminds me of
Like City Skyline
Rampalp
Rampalp
Oh, I doubt that's better than mine, but oh, the names are so weird.
That's cool.
If you...
Oh, that'd be cool.
That'd be a cool little build.
You play Defensive and you pick the Pico, the Gio that makes it so you're the target
of every attack and then you parry God everything with parry returns of AP and shit.
be
Uncus 30 boomers is 40. Oh shit. I got nine years selling my boomer. Dude. How am I only 31?
You know like where is time going it's moving in slow fucking motion
Tank my L that's what soda trying turned out to be OST builds
Is that like that insults I don't understand because he just keeps hearing the same music
Oh, because the fight takes so long, I see.
These level ups are exhausting.
I'm putting more points of vitality now.
You guys proud of me?
I'm proud of me.
I'm trying to get Thunderstorm, or Stormcaller.
I'm excited for the skill. It sounds fucking awesome.
It actually sounds so fun.
Setting this up would be...
Dude, why I like this character so much is because it reminds me of Gloomhaven.
And Gloomhaven, you can like...
When you use elements in Gloomhaven, it fills the room with the element,
which is just filling the map with the element, I guess.
And then you can use it.
you can use that element and consume it to do different effects.
And that is exactly what this character is, and I think that's why I like the character so much.
All my hours of playing Gloomhaven is, is why.
Oh shit, it seems like a 10 burn for increased damage is pretty cool.
Yeah, it's not the feet.
Okay guys, should have hit out her feet out.
There's no swimsuit skin, right?
You guys are joking?
Why does she go first now?
Like, hello?
if
there is
Aw man. I'm Acelina.
I see the mark for her.
It's fine, I can't mark for her, but I can do this, just to make sure she moves.
I mean, you can mark for her.
Uh, wait, the mark's gonna get... oh, everyone.
How much he still attacks? He still attacks? No.
Oh, I'm a fucking dumb piece of shit stupid idiot is what I am.
Uh, okay, well we'll get one AP back.
And then we'll just be...
Why didn't I get my one AP back?
Oh, because then, oh my god, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener.
Well fuck.
I blundered that. I blundered this turn. I blundered every turn so far. I blundered them all. I blundered them all.
Oh, I whiffed the place car.
I don't have my stability, do I?
Oh, I whiffed.
Oh, I double whiffed.
Oh, I tripped.
Okay, alright.
Hello, love.
Don't shield again, bro.
Okay, that's fine.
I just got Sylla, is she good?
I'm sure all the characters are good, no?
At some point in the game, once you get the right build to go in.
I just backtracked. No.
Is this a backtrack I'm confused?
Um...
Oh!
Hi!
Okay.
I definitely...
Okay, if this is the right way, I'm going to go back.
Okay if this is the right way, I definitely missed a lot of stuff back here.
I 100% missed a lot of stuff back here.
You know what you're mean.
Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Oh jeez.
You need to find me.
I wonder if you can do a gun build where you just shoot your gun.
Nothing else on all characters.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Oh!
Is that where I'm supposed to go?
Hold on.
I got goodies, hold on.
Nice.
No!
No!
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Three things!
Oh, that's what it means by starting first.
She starts first even if you don't, like, if you- if you L.
Um, hold on, let's-
Really think about this here
Double shield, huh got five points
Maybe I can
Chicken
Why are you moving like that?
And then do that and then set up for
I'm gonna go again when I'm peace
I've yet to use lightning dance I just realized well the fights don't last long enough
How would I even use it consumes all three? Is it saying consumes a leaf an ice and a fire?
That's a crazy difficult
High speed equal more turns well that's sick
What does a mayhem do with just three curious almost?
Should be able to kill it.
Maybe?
Nope.
not at all
my L
you'll burn
of
the
one to learn of you sell you'll be good and yeah I haven't really been able to
I want to find a way to like build her but like I just haven't I don't know just haven't
really looked into it or thought about it enough
oh shit that guy looks cool
oh
oh
Hey, man, bang
Storm is coming
They fired no good
We're in a mark for
Oh, this... I could kill him in here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I didn't know the attack.
Oh!
Oh!
I don't know the... I don't know!
There's more! Jesus Christ!
Oh, you're dead, I guess.
You looked way steerier than I felt I was.
Plus one AP on parry but damage received is doubled.
Fuck, last cannon, huh?
Oh, you're a fit.
Was that it? That was just for a new outfit? What does it look like?
That looks so bad. I mean it might be the hair, but...
Hair. We'll change the hair.
Give her a bob. There you go.
That's it, it's all done here.
Oh wait, oh shut up, oh wait, we're back here, oh what the fuck?
I am.
Music is so seductive.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam
Consumes a detain burn for increased damage
I need that
Don't tell me fucking spits me out not okay
How's the point of that?
Just to show it's all connected to the manor I guess.
The wrong streamer is streaming this kind of game, he does not give any fucks.
What do you mean?
I'm locked the fuck in, no?
Am I not?
What ability would I take off here? They're all really good.
Spark would be the only one but I would need the other girl lead to apply fire
Yeah, I was in the side area earlier and I got my shit rocked, so I came to the main
I guess there's nothing left here, right?
You have to break those blue rocks?
Oh my god, back down I go.
Yeah, I'm a big I'm a big lore guy when it comes to playing games rather than like reading
that makes sense Holy shit, man, like I love I love learning lore like from the world
rather than, like, being told, uh, what the lore is. That make sense?
Alright, I just like world building, I guess. I think world building is probably my favorite,
but, like, not, like, don't tell, don't, what's, what's, okay, what am I looking for? What's the,
what, what is that form of, what is that form of lore building or storytelling?
When you don't tell me, it's like Dark Souls, right? Dark Souls or like Elden Ring?
Like, there's no story really, but like, you can tell a story by just placing things and then looking at them or seeing them.
That's the kind of shit that I fuck with. Where I don't have to read or anything or I don't have to think.
I just feel it. That shit owns.
Show don't tell is that right
There's the last crystal
Down here
You'd hate books
Yeah, books are hard books are hard
I've only read like five books in my life. They are difficult.
You already have three?
Oh. Okay.
How do you know that?
I only collected two.
Oh, maybe this big rock guy when I killed him counted as three.
Okay.
This is backwards?
This is backwards.
Or I'm all confused.
I don't know if this is backwards or forwards.
Am I going backwards?
I think I'm going back.
Alright.
I'm going backwards.
Oh, I got a turn in the quest.
Oh, you're right.
Godfucking dammit.
Without a fucking map, dude, I'm telling you, I'm lost.
I'm lost.
Oh
Let me go see it fucking fights me now
Oh
My shell for three turns on Battlestar. That's pretty good.
Attack? Wait, I can just kill him now?
Wait.
Who's that?
Wait, how do I get down there? Wait, who is that?
Wait the fuck? How did I miss that?
Or maybe like maybe I go through the cave and I end up there.
I really want to kill him because you guys are saying don't kill him. I want to kill him.
It makes me want to kill him more.
You already killed one.
You can kill him.
Oh, that's right.
I did kill one actually.
Yeah, I've already killed one of those things.
a lot of things
it was a mouth
I
Don't want to fight you guys oh my god
all right
I'm God.
I'm God.
I'm God.
You know what?
You know what this- this- okay, this is gonna be really stupid, but this game really reminds
me of Enchanted Arms.
And I know that's really stupid because like, yeah, it's a turn-based game, so that makes
sense.
But that's like the only turn-based game I've ever played in my life.
This would be the second turn-based game I've ever played in my life.
Baldur's Gate 3 does not count.
That's not, that doesn't count in my eyes.
I've only ever played two.
And it's this game?
And Enchanted Arms in 2006 or something, or seven or eight, I don't remember when
that game came out.
Those are the only turn-based games I've ever played.
Okay, oh, Pokemon.
Fuck you, Pokemon, sure.
And Pokemon.
Sorry, I forgot about Pokemon.
I don't feel like Pokemon doesn't like a full...
It doesn't fully count.
I don't know.
It totally counts?
It's just like, I don't know, Pokemon's like a curse of its kind, you know?
It doesn't count in my eyes.
You know what I mean?
You're a mean.
Where am I going?
Am I backtracking right now
Just the side area I see mark targets feel 30% less damage. That's pretty cool
Just one more area, I think.
This guy hasn't played any Final Fantasy games?
No, I don't like Final Fantasy.
I've never played one besides Final Fantasy 15.
15? Hold on, I'm gonna Google it. Final Fantasy 15.
Yes, the one where you're fucking cruising around in a convertible. That's the one. Holy shit that game was fucking
Papaga.
I played it for like two hours, I think, and then I was like, what is happening?
Yeah, base your opinion on 15.
Bro, they had motorcycles and cars.
It's gotta be cool.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I did it.
I don't want to fight you.
Oh my god, I'm gonna drag.
Okay, alright.
Oh, you could flee? Right, that is the thing. I mean, at this point I'm here. Yeah, you
I don't say it like I'm here.
I didn't do fucking jack.
It's terrible.
Going again.
Alright.
Attention to fun word
I should be able to kill this guy.
Never mind, it's gonna be a little bit more damn, but he's dead.
I think I'm better off holy shield a lot of stuff
My guy
Little late. Oh good. Oh, I thought that would kill him. Well, he'll die to the next one
I don't remember which way is the right way
What the fuck I'm lost
is this the right way? This seems right. Maybe. This has got to be right.
I can't fire fuck
He's got a lot of hands, with six hands?
He'd do a lot with those hands.
This sounds like, uh, white lotus music.
No, the Marr.
Switches off all the lights in the cave in the tent.
Oh, look.
I was already for that
Bop! Oh, peace!
Bop!
Boop!
Or uh...
Wait, why didn't I go again?
Wait, what? Didn't I have two leaves?
Okay, well I agree with that, but it's fine.
This sounds like white lotus easily.
I had a plan. I don't know why that happened that way.
That was kind of weird.
I don't know the attacks, is someone dead, someone's dead.
Sorry, I'm learning here.
I should still be able to kill him right here.
I should be able to, okay well we have, we don't have leaves.
We could break him.
Very mark a burst.
I don't know if I'm gonna find a mark.
There we go.
I...
Most of the problem.
And...
I can't kill him yet.
I should have read. I should have read, as I fucked up. Oh wait, okay. Oh, we got more turns.
Oh, we're chilling. Oh, I mean, he's dead.
Unless he's got a phase two. There we go.
Probably has a phase two. I don't know, it's pretty new.
Easy than expected hey, don't jinx us. I need to invite misfortune. I don't see any stones
Am I gonna do all the phases every time oh fuck and I lost my character to a blunder
I thought man I had to redo everything
Alright, well, let's go again.
I'm not sure what to do.
Could've still won, he thinks so?
I dunno.
LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
God damn it
I can get a mark again.
Now you get one mark.
Oh wait, I'm good.
I might be here a while, dude.
I actually might be here a while.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be here for like an hour.
I can shoot these?
Is that what you're gonna say?
I don't think so.
I don't get a little prompt.
Oh, maybe these.
These?
This?
This?
This?
Oh, you can't shoot them.
What do I do?
That didn't do fucking diddly.
I didn't do fucking diddly.
I didn't do diddly.
Alright, well, still a matter we go again.
I
Okay.
I should that.
Okay.
I should that.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, oh, you get to oh if you shoot the lamps it like you skip a thing I see
Why load us I'm telling you
I am.
Those kind of stinks.
Um, this is a stinker, a stinker kind of situation.
What?
so fucking...
That was lame.
Okay, that was close, I thought I fucked it up, I thought I biffed it.
I had no gas here.
of
Ah, fuck, ah fuck, I fucked that one up.
What the fuck does that mean?
Okay.
Okay, the lights don't do anything.
Noted.
Um...
I mean, I guess I hit him in the heart.
I don't do anything either, okay.
Hmm.
Girl power! Yes! Bye!
Yes!
I had a say in that.
I had a say in that.
I had a say in that.
that all there's more I thought it was over I totally tried
well I don't have enough gas so I mean I can't fucking I mean I feel like I should
Heal, but I can't really do much else.
Probably fine.
I'm gonna be honest boys, I would have never gotten that.
Never in a million years.
How much does it do if I do a little full shot?
a bang bang? hundred?
i'm gonna try to break
one
two
i don't know if i'll be able to do it but
or a sealed fate uh
i could sealed fate
and consume all the fortale or i could phantom blade and maybe break
i don't know
i i don't know i don't i don't know what's gonna be better here
sealed fate you think so
Now I'll do it. I'll do a sealed thing, I guess.
I feel like I could have broken him.
Easy. Fuck.
I could break with her. No, I can't.
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Buh-buh-bee!
Consume the 10 burn for increased damage.
Maybe?
Maybe that's enough to kill.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
That's definitely white Lotus inspired for sure
No, not again dude, there's no way I'm doing three phases of the shit
Oh, they're fucking. Oh, they're gonna be banging for sure. Like 10 hours they're banging hard.
She doesn't seem that far now.
Does she?
Yeah.
Want to throw one more rock?
Yeah, there's a waiting button.
You might reach her.
Okay.
Oh god, not this guy again.
Oh boy.
One punch.
shh
Oh wait, he's actually here, oh shit
Are they, can they not hear or...
Wait, I don't use it anyway, so it's fine
Hey, what about all my points I spent on this guy? Am I gonna back?
I didn't even spend points I did. I better get my currency back
Who set up the bubble?
What's that name?
Pretty cool.
Dad?
Why?
Why?
Why are you doing this?
He's still alive, bro, you got a hole in your chest.
Bro, really, they make you fight him just to die?
Okay, sure thing.
He doesn't even have white hair.
This guy aura farming?
He's aura farming!
That's fucking awesome.
Okay.
Oh, don't you come after me.
Wait, this cutscene looks so much better than all the others.
Wait, why don't they do all their cutscenes like this?
Looks like 10 times better than all the others.
And we made a victory.
Okay.
First try.
Nailed it.
It's okay.
I don't use him anyway.
He's part of my fucking C team.
the B team. This guy's the hog. Pick him up. I don't like him anyway. He just complains.
Hey, I just saw that.
Right.
Bro, my out. This guy's doing you a favor. You're a little bro.
or your big bro just complains all the time.
Why are we doing this?
We should go home.
We should leave.
Wow.
This guy's sick.
This guy reminds me of the guy from Full Metal Alchemist.
Oh, she's ulting.
She's ulting.
Don't you think he reminds you, doesn't he remind you of Full Metal Octopus, the big
general dude?
Grab a name.
I haven't seen that anime in, fuck, in ten years.
I don't know, I don't remember his name, but he looks like him.
Kind of.
No, not Roy Mustang, what?
Oh, Doctor Strange moment.
Oh, shit.
probably didn't have a single white hair that guy does not have white hair his hair is brown
I wouldn't be white. That guy's hair is not white.
Together.
guys this isn't real I don't know if you guys know this is a video game
but we both want what's best for our families I'm sorry you're caught in the
middle but I did try to warn you
Oh
Hey, who this who it is it's in a while
It's Gustavo from the future. Oh shit stay out of this he's back
You don't get to come back now and interfere
Oh, this guy's way cooler than the other guy.
Oh, this guy fucks.
Oh, this guy fucks.
Oh, this guy fucks.
I can tell.
I can tell that this guy absolutely bangs.
She chose to come. I didn't make the rules between you two.
Hey. You alright?
It's okay. I'll handle things here.
Get back to your friends.
After he just died.
That's f**k.
This is comical.
This must be like a wide range of emotions.
Bro, how is this game made by 30 people?
This is like... fucking...
This is like, this is AAA dead quality, like 100%. This is fucking insane.
I- I don't understand.
I feel like if I actually cared about that character and they made me care about him,
I think I would have cared a little bit more about what just happened, but, bro, that guy
was in the back of the- he was the fucking C-team, he was the C-teamer, bro.
That guy wasn't even on my squad, I don't give a fuck, he was only part of the
roster.
if he's dead I got the girl squad help her
I'm not gonna lie I felt the same way I mean they just don't make you care for
that character very much that's okay they kind of make you hate them a little
but...
What a nice fish!
Err...
Oh.
Panda?
I don't know.
What is this thing?
What?
God, these outfits are so fucking sleigh.
A dog, oh, a turtle, sorry.
Dude, I don't know, he swims.
I figured he's a fish or a shark or something,
a whale, he's a whale.
He swims.
Last time we sat together like this
In Lumiere
Morning our parents against lay Queen look at that fit
Every time we're together it's to grieve I
Wish we could have spent more time in
That's hopeless context
The plan doesn't change. We aim for them on the left.
Okay. We keep heading north.
This girl's the best character in the game.
We can make it.
We lost the Lumina combat, so it's okay.
Best character in the game for sure.
The backups were destroyed by that man, but Expedition 32 will bring more.
Their chances will be better. We need to prepare them.
I should update our journals.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
Tomorrow will still come.
How cute.
Girl power.
dude if we get the players that if we get the players that other guy he's
probably just better than Gustavo Gustavo was like what B C maybe even D like
this other guy's got to be at least an A
Why did they get a guy that looks like him?
I'm an expeditioner.
What? What do you mean, Euron? I've never seen you before.
First expedition. Expedition zero.
What? I thought it counts down.
But how are you alive and not...
Old.
I don't know exactly.
Some of us stopped aging and were not affected by the commands.
Some of you?
Like the man on the cliff.
Come on then.
Why? Why did he massacre our team? How could he turn on his own people?
He believes his immortality is a gift from the Pinterest. Killing her would kill him too, and he enjoys living forever.
And do you-
That's his story?
Burying everyone.
There's no way.
There's gotta be more than that. There's way more than that.
With how much depth they added in the story, there's no way that that's his actual story. That's some fake shit.
Perhaps I can help you.
Or he's lying you want to join us. That's sus as fuck. Yeah, I'm with the company. Yes
Immortality is the story. There's no way that's not that's not the actual one
I have to kill the painter first.
What's your name?
Nessa.
Why would he lie? I don't know. He didn't, okay. He didn't murder.
He didn't get murdered, sorry.
That in itself should be enough to be like, well, this guy's kind of weird. Maybe we shouldn't trust him.
He walks up he aura farms the old man says wait
Stop and then lets the girl go and then just magically comes and you just trust him no shot
This guy's even more of a mystery than the old man
Urso huh what you got sir? Oh you use use his weapons
Okay, I'm sold, Lero.
A little single target, five hits, uses weapon elements.
Crit's generate, additional perfection, increased damage.
What is that symbol, increased damage?
Oh, is he like...
...Lune?
I'm gonna look at his skills.
BCA, okay, S. This guy could be C. Reduces current rank, gives two to four AP to other
allies, C plus one more AP to other allies. Light damage to all enemies to break.
Ooh, that's good.
A lot of damage build.
and
the
13 heads
and
He seems cool.
I don't know what the hell I want to put him as, or I don't even really know fully
what he does yet, but still cool.
I
Consider the same for you. You joined Marshmallow
You know, yeah, buddy, we'll find them
Great
How does he just join this party is he says I
Mean, I guess plot armor right just like to make the plot go go boom
I don't know if I have any upgrades on my flasks or anything, or something.
Oh, I have shape of life.
Their benefits from spending time with everybody?
My role's gone.
Oh, here they are.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Where's the other person?
Where's the goat?
Okay, so I need to spend time with the land?
Sure.
Hey, did Francois finally move out and get his own cake?
If you're here, then isn't he napping on?
He must miss me so much right now.
Poof!
I'm sure he'll survive.
Yes.
So how do these expeditioners care?
They're all so nice.
Well, the super nice one died, but others are cool too.
You can make some friends too. It's been a long time since you've been here.
You know what I think about friendships with expeditionists.
Losing your rock is better than never having a rock.
That's deep.
Ask me how I know. I hope we won't lose them.
So, you lost your stones again?
Yeah, I lost them on our trip.
Don't worry, I hope you get them back.
You are the best.
Me too.
Wait, there's relationship levels?
What does this mean?
Okay.
Why has the game never taught me about a-
me about a r- what does it even do? What does a relationship level do? I've never seen that before.
It means you can fuck. There's no way that you can actually fucking bang ass in those games.
Can you bang Esqua? Whatever his name is? Little Marshmallow?
What about Gustavo?
He's gonna come back, right?
It's like a Christmas ghost.
I'm really sorry he didn't arrive soon.
He's gonna get painted.
Okay, I'll be your brother.
I don't have condom.
How am I being sized?
I've got so many families now.
I just need...
I'm not being sized.
Can you please go?
Listen.
She is the chosen painter, okay?
You should've come, take the painter's power,
paint your brother back, and paint everybody back.
And everybody that disappeared is gonna come back.
That's my guess.
I don't know.
Cooking or no.
Or did I burn that shit?
Maybe I burnt that shit.
Maybe I burnt that shit.
I don't know.
Way off.
I'll get there, I'll get there.
Esquire, swim.
Well, I might have to try the new and improved Gustavo.
Woo!
Swim swim, yes
Time for swim swim
I buy skins.
Fuck it.
I'll change it up.
Ta-da!
Fuck is that thing?
Can I make it not blurry out here so I can actually see with my eyeballs
I'm going to use my new outfit, outfit check, change your hair, boom, slay queen, change
the fit, boom.
kind of cute but like I don't know the other one was better about you Versa what
you got oh my god fucking show off to anyone that wears this kind of clothing
right here is just a show off an absolute like they they know they got a
big cock and they're gonna they're gonna show you you know
A little puzzler.
Interesting.
Oh.
Get swimsuits.
I haven't played the game.
I don't know where to get these things.
I'm not gonna Google it.
But if someone tells me where the swimsuit is,
I'm not gonna just pretend I didn't see it.
Like, I'll...
I'll go to where I need to go.
Is that the beach?
I mean, what's the beach?
This could be a beach, technically.
So fast.
You'll know it when you see it.
Is it like some Lila shit from Lost Ark?
Oh, this is probably it.
A white tree.
Got to snap right and start it.
Is this it?
That's it.
We got it.
That's it. We got it.
A parkour course?
I think this is the first one.
NO!
Fuck, you mean a parkour course?
Oh, this is the only up shit.
I don't know.
I probably shouldn't have picked some on that Flyz, you might mess up my movement.
I heard these are really annoying to do.
Okay.
It resets you to the beginning?
Oh god, this is gonna be hard as fuck, no?
I should definitely use someone that doesn't fly though.
Oh my god.
I can't see my legs.
I guess if I walk?
I could walk around these corners.
Yes.
So I can see my legs.
Send it.
Whoa, okay, I'm dizzy.
Oh, I'm dizzy. Oh, I don't like this. Oh crap
This is ridiculous, but this is a thing with no checkpoints
That was a two year old human what age would I go mage?
I don't know 13 oh my give more I think we just got the best outfit it's no way
Okay, well, I should have just jumped now.
If I didn't take too long to find the beach.
I don't like this outfit. I don't like the grandma panties.
there it well underwear or well fuck what it'd be called you know I mean
hidden gestural arena I need to try this new character I wonder if he's sick
of
the queue
Sure, I'll buy more Cosmetics, but I'm not gonna buy this fucking record though.
Alright, hold on, let me try Mr. Versa... oh wait, I don't have any points selected.
I need to go to like a campfire or something, just go in here.
Alright, I'm gonna put points into, I don't know, vitality at night maybe?
We could do like 30, 30, 33, I don't know.
Change weapons?
Isn't his default weapon good?
It's fine.
Ranks? Rank can't be lower than C.
Oh, it's cool. These weapons that were for Gustavo 1.0 are different for Gustavo 2.0.
I don't know how to build this guy.
So, I just want to put stuff that I can fit, like, not that are grayed out, and then I'll
just put some...
There's just a lot of them, okay.
Holy fuck.
Sure, that's fine, whatever.
And then what kind of skills you got?
I guess I'm just going to go down this tree, fuck it, boom, boom, sure, boom, hello, nice,
This high single target applies Mark to hits cost 30% of current health.
It costs health?
Hi.
What's up with that?
Thank you for the tea.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
I guess I'll try this ability, whatever.
I don't like that it costs my health, that's kind of scary.
Alright, I'm just going to give him a whirl.
Two more skills I need for her.
Let's put him in my party instead of Cyale, I guess.
I don't know.
Oh wait, he's already in my party.
Okay, great.
Let's just see how this turns out.
Remove DLSS, someone tell him.
I mean, this game runs like dog shit if I take the stuff off.
Like, if I take off like Framegen, I disable it, it runs...
I mean, it runs better.
I mean, not better, it runs fine-ish.
80, I guess.
What's up, man?
Show us what you've got.
Oh, I guess I just...
Well, let's try him. Let's see how he does. I don't know his abilities.
Who will you destroy, Julian Tiny Head?
Well, that went well.
All right.
I
All right, maybe let's not try him in a 1v1 environment
Let's maybe try him. Let's maybe try him in a real environment. Let's use someone else for now
Let's let's use you
He's the weakest you know what he's not bad you know what he's not bad
100% crit chance while fighting alone, wait that's badass you can use one character?
That's cool.
That shows the strongest one?
Alright let's go, let's go strongest one first.
I need heads of the strongest.
Dude, I did it again. I did it again. I did it again.
I mean, I don't know.
Winnable if I do how to parry.
Get dumb dumb ass
All right
All right, let's just oh wait let's go through
Let's go through the order I didn't know when it was coming, sorry.
Okay, didn't know when it was coming.
Well, I mean, I'm bad.
Did you know he hit me with his legs?
So would you want a solo pickpicto here?
You'd want a solo one for sure, right?
That's unfortunate, I can't break him.
I totally hit it, I hit the button.
That wasn't worth it.
I'm gone.
I mean, I'm just gonna auto attack again.
Oh
Gain Russia fighting alone is all of these rewards fucking solo. I want this shit. I got a whole squad
Like
It's feet are legendary. Oh, yeah, they are legendary
Oh, fuck, I'm back in there, didn't know when I was coming.
Solo pictures are good when your team dies and you're left alone.
Oooooohhhh...
That makes sense!
That makes sense!
I carried it, that's all good.
Why not immediately equip the received solo pictos? That's a great question.
I guess I could.
It's just like these pictos are so annoying, you know?
Change them all the time and shit.
Are they all called last stand?
There I equipped them happy?
I wonder if this is a good strat.
Just gambling marks.
Just shooting my gun against giant feet.
I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
What the hell was the point of rush?
I didn't even go first.
I'm gonna try to get a mark.
Oh, and a burn.
That's nice.
I don't know if that's worth it probably.
What's up, big toes?
Why does he go twice?
What the fuck is this shit?
Oh, okay.
I mean, should be able to kill him.
Game shell if fighting alone.
Wait, can you just farm these guys to pick, like, pick-toe farm?
To finish?
Like, you just go in, you one-shot the first guy, you go in, you one-shot the first guy,
and then it counts as like a battle, and then you just like pick-toe farm your fuckin'
your shit?
That's kinda nice.
16 but she isn't real what are you talking about?
asked how old she is. Oh I see. No mark? Really? I guess it doesn't matter. Julian has a tiny
had I'm sorry Julian I mean that that was I have so sorry Julian forget what I
said and did not mean that
yep sorry Julian
I guess my T is good.
This doesn't seem worth, but at the same time, having a solo rogue agent doesn't seem like
a bad idea either.
This game seems like you could do a lot of builds, which is kind of cool.
God damn it!
I'm dog shit!
I mean, it's already just so over.
Like I'm such a dumb fucking piece of shit
Oh, he faked me he faked me
I didn't know they could do that that's kind of cool
He went for a right hook and then he fucking faked it out
3k oh I didn't realize I thought it was a one banger
I'll be using the melee before us.
5000 damage per fire?
Holy shit, for what?
Just a tiny head out of here.
If she has a lot of fucking damage, hello?
Heh. Heh.
You know what? Let's change it up. No. I was going to say let's use someone else,
but that's true. Oh, because she has 100% crit rate from the Pico. Oh, Pico de Gallo.
That's right. Pico de Gallo. Why is it Julie in the main character?
Hey, fuck you, pal. How about that? He faked me! I was looking for his right hook! Dude,
He did it again!
Oh my...
Not today buddy!
Not today!
Oh no, not again.
You're talking about what I forgot about the fucking...
This guy's a goddamn goat!
Why is he taking me...
I don't have the
Why does the fire do so much damage? I'm so confused
Oh, I kill him. Oh, wait. No, he's
Well, why is this guy beating my ass like this are we for real?
I don't know what the fuck.
Dude, I forget about the other hooks, man.
Oh, Sam's gonna spam fire, dude, huh?
How do you like that, huh, bud?
Wait, I didn't even do as much damage as the last time.
What's up with that?
I don't understand the damage here. What's happening?
Holy shit!
Fuck it finally!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
It could still end here.
Okay.
Take off roulette, you're damage capped anyway.
Alright, well who's gonna be my solo Dolo?
Who's gonna be in my party and who's gonna be my solo Dolo?
I don't I don't I don't
I don't remember what I had on her I think I had
Burning mark
We'll just put...
Breaking counter.
Oh, it's critical burn is what I had.
Because for some reason I couldn't put critical burn as a...
It didn't let me put critical...
Like as a pick...
Look, it doesn't let me put critical burn. Oh, it does.
Nice. Okay, hold on.
Damage is doubled. Don't love that.
Can't be healed. I don't know if I like that.
I don't have any high crit stuff, they're all being used by a fucking...
And you can use roulette and then Cael will get all the solo dolo stuff.
powerful of fighting alone. Game. Um. Not accelerating, I don't care what's accelerating. 100%
crit chance. Fighting alone. Go play Arctis is not for you, mate. I like how people just
Just think I'm like a fucking puppet that they could command.
I don't know where the last one is.
I mean accelerating?
No, there should be one more.
What am I missing?
Last stand, last stand, last stand.
Oh, this one's protecting.
Gain shell.
Do I even want shell?
Solo fighter as well?
Do I have solo fighter?
Oh I do.
Oh, I'll see that one instead.
100% credit, powerful.
I don't even know if she's going to be good fighting alone, to be honest.
She could be terrible.
I have no clue.
I just wanted to try this guy.
Mr. 2.0 over here at Gustavo.
out right now oh in the fighting ring I don't know because that's not really
gonna get a good it good like it's not like a good example is it I don't know
if that's a really good I don't know if it's a good example
All right, I think this is a bad example of fighting alone, I think.
We're getting those grippers for free in this economy. Stop looking at my feet, man
Is there other beaches I could hit
Well healing an ally also gives you AP, that's really good.
What the hell is this?
Watts is some Pokemon shit.
He can go underwater?
Is this guy gonna beat my ass?
Kind of want to see.
Wait, didn't I get a hairstyle for someone? Hold on. I think I got a hairstyle for you.
Artist.
Artiste.
Oh, but then I don't get my cool hat
I get a hairstyle for YouTube
Fight it this thing gonna smoke me
Wrong
Oh
I didn't do any damage!
All right, well, all right
Definitely not gonna kill this guy
I actually don't know where I'm supposed to be going.
Now that my Pokemon got swim, I'm like overstimulated.
What's this over here?
That place sounds sick.
Look at the map? Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to go over here, but...
How come it doesn't tell me all these places are?
Why does it use my WASD and not my mouse?
I'll be for real.
Oh, I zoom in.
Still doesn't really tell me, though.
Oh, I think I have to explore it first.
Okay, let me see. Yeah, let me fight these guys so I can see how Verso works, because
I don't, I genuinely don't. I don't know any of his abilities. Let me fight one of these
guys just to see.
So close.
What do you do?
Oh, it's Toriel.
Gains perfection and every time he deals damage or manages to parry or dodge, a higher perfection
and the rank increases his damage, some skills have additional effects.
specific perfection ranks taking any damage removes one perfection once per
enemy turn.
So what rank am I now?
I'm nothing?
I guess I'm nothing rank?
So you'd always want to start with this to get some letters going.
What a kick.
An Elma.
An Elm B.
Well, I guess this is a bad test, cause, yeah.
kind of a bad test whatever I'll learn him by playing okay
whatever it's not that he's hard to learn it's just like I like to understand
this interview is like what he provides to the team. I want to find more beaches
that cringe for no particular reason.
Nice red, painting workshop.
I
That's the beach for sure
I'm sorry
What?
I'll leave my club.
Fuck it.
Ah!
What?
Uh, uh, what am I doing?
Uh...
Uh...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
what
That it's so hard to tell when the fucking that it's so hard to tell when the actually fucking swing
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Locked it.
I hit that.
Okay.
Bruh.
Oh, I have more range than I thought.
Oh, I have more range than I thought.
Oh, I have way more range than I thought.
Oh, my god, I could hit it from so far away.
I thought I had to be really tight timing.
What else is there?
A normal one?
A normal one? Do I have to do this for- Oh my.
No. No.
That's some Cuphead shit.
You only need to do the last one?
Oh.
Why am I ramping then?
no lock it okay so do the hardest guy first okay that's a lot of life holy
Holy shit that's a big guy, that's a big guy!
Fuck.
Okay, that went well.
That went well, that went well!
Oh, baby.
Bro, that's a hit on land.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh god.
Oh goodness.
Oh my, this is going to be so...
No, it's not going to take two hours.
Relax.
Bro, there's some delay on this shit.
I didn't see that one.
AHH!
Yo he's got so much health!
Okay, this could actually take a while.
I didn't realize he's got so many bars of health.
Okay.
What a great start.
What a sweet treat.
of
the
bro what are we doing dude the delay you kind of need to take an L on some of
these I feel like I feel like you're gonna need to get hit by a couple of them
to do this because you can't keep up
same thing like some slip through because I don't have the I don't have the
cool down this they just all slip through
me
so you can't hit them that far away i'm trying to feel the feel this bro what
i'm gonna
they're like what do you mean
What do you mean and then I got cool down fucks
You have to yeah, you have to be perfect for this or you can't miss on you gotta be like in the right range in the right fucking flow state
The flow state there like what
And that's it and I cool down I get fucking cool down bro
I didn't want to get cool down so I didn't hit.
Was that the right call?
I don't know.
I was worried about getting cool down, dude.
And I got cool down, dude.
Yeah, that's it.
Wait? Wait?
Ah, cool down, dude.
That's close, though.
No, no, no, I'm gonna get, oh no, I got cool down there.
You need to just let one hit you when it hits you. You just need to get fucking hit.
No, no, no, no, no, mama Mia.
Well, there's no way I do this one now.
I feel like I'm playing Mario Party a little bit Mario Party glad
Oh, I don't know how that is.
Pull down, dude.
Pull down is the problem.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
uh
Oh and hold on there
mm-hmm
why
Maybe I just don't move. Maybe I just stay in the middle like I don't fucking know
Bro how
of
the
Okay, I guess we're missing, okay, sure.
hold on lift? yeah hold on lift, can I hit me? ok, I'll hit you
hold on lift
man, cool down diffs, will I recover it?
is it recoverable?
I fucked up. I fucked up. I blundered that.
No. No. No. That was it. That was the run. That was the run. It's still the run. It's
still the run.
Oh
No way.
Ah, wahoo!
Yeah!
Wah!
Ah, I just, I just like, when it goes to the other side, I don't have enough time
to get there.
enough time to get there to the other side.
Oh my god, I hit it too early.
Recoverable, though. Recoverable.
No, no, um, oh, he's spamming mid lane, he's spamming mid lane, he's spamming mid lane.
Oh, yes, the RNG.
Oh
What are these ugly ass swimsuits like what are we doing? Hello
Like a one piece really really guys
Fucking what? Oh. Okay. Well. Never mind.
Alright, let's go play the game. Well, we're in act two now. How many acts are in this
three. Wow. Is there another beach? Those are kind of fun. It might be more fun than
natural game. Surely there's another beach somewhere.
kill.
that's like, no.
Well, I was already here.
Right.
This is where the Sound god.
But I couldn't believe how many people were upset at me not caring about Gustavo's death.
Like I haven't played the Last of Us 2, but like, I wonder what they would think when
I see Joel die, you know?
wave cliff cave spoilers spoilers for what
the meadows of Valheim oh okay cuz we're just stumbled upon a boss fight all
Alright.
I'm assuming I'm going to die.
Oh, it's this fucking fucker.
Oh no.
Wait, who got eight?
Oh my DPS my carry
Well
Wait, how come I didn't get my wait, I think why didn't I get my my my my my my
I didn't get my thing. Why did I get my thing?
My stains. I didn't get my poopy stains from my, from my, I'm confused.
Oh my god, this guy does, this guy does pvega damage.
Well, I take that back.
Holy fuck, this guy does damage.
That was a lot more damage than I was expecting.
Not gonna get my stains.
My buffs.
Oh
My ass was not good
Well now I'm getting my stains
You really do much with that though
This guy has so much health, okay, we're not killing this guy, there's just no way.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Oh.
Oh.
What the fuck am I?
Okay, why was...
She has her weapon, but actually...
Do I have the currency to upgrade it? Hold on, I can't.
So weird that this guy became the main character.
Ooh, I can!
Oh yeah, Loon's my girl, so definitely upgrading that weapon first.
Uh, and then we can upgrade this too.
I won't be able to upgrade this at 10, but...
And then...
I don't know what weapon I want to use for her yet.
And then I don't know what weapon I want to use for him yet, either.
This one? Rank can't be lower than C.
Base attack gives 4 perfection.
When you... when hit, lose 1 perfection instead of 1 rank.
Okay.
Have you given him attributes, I think, so, yeah.
to remove your derank skill if you use that weapon.
told me to go in here so I'm gonna go in here someone said it's really quick or
something or they're just trying to get me killed
Literally any mods at all? Is there any mods here? I don't know, it's been a long stream
so probably not. Also, most of my mods fall asleep when I play games like this. Which
This is fine. I mean, I fall asleep to streams too, so it's all good.
Hell's over here. Oh, yes.
3-flip, sign on hill F before it?
Oh, that game looks fucking awful, no.
No shot.
What do you need?
I'm avoiding more spoilers in chat.
Oh.
Uh.
Oh, I don't know.
I think someone is spamming some, some, some shit.
I don't know.
How long I gonna work?
Oh. That's a big guy. Oh god, it's a chromatic guy.
I don't know. Well, that went well. I didn't know the timing of that one, so that went
well.
I mean you may as well just restart I mean this guy is gonna be tough
I feel like you guys trolled me going in here
I feel like for times like this I should have a support ability.
I'm like every character or at least my starter.
I didn't do fucking any damage he's powering up
uh-oh what's happening why is this crystal changing oh I don't like this he changes crystals
i don't know what that means for me
great parries michael really good job
really good parries very good
very
Very good berries. You did a fucking stellar job.
100% health. That's crazy.
Not gonna matter though, I'll still die.
Ah, this is not even airing.
The strange power crystal shit is cringe
you approach was that a good idea I don't know
probably not
I don't know if I could kill this guy.
This guy has so much health.
Yeah, this is no way. I'm not doing anything to him.
I'm not hitting him for dick.
And he just gets more shields!
I mean, that was just rocks, hello.
I didn't even hit it for anything.
I literally didn't hit it for anything.
I don't know, he's not big in the damage, I don't know, do I shoot this?
I'll shoot this? Do I?
I'll shoot this?
Just try it.
We're not doing that. We're not doing that. I was baited to go in here, I think.
Oh, it doesn't matter. I can't eat his shield if he doesn't take any damage. I'm not taking
any damage. I gotta run my ass out of here. Unless there's like something behind him or
some shit. Like there might be like some external mechanic
or some way for me sir the gimmick fight don't know what that means
I mean, this dude is invulnerable.
I'm not doing this fight. What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm not doing this. I'm
not doing this we're going somewhere else we're going somewhere else
sell out for the views yeah totally totally selling out for the views here
yep you got me I wanted to make more money so I'm playing playing this game
him. Yeah, got me.
Figure out my ultimate plan.
I'm going to jump off, I've been on for a fucking long time, I'm tired as fuck.
Ugh.
Holy shit, I didn't realize it's been 12 hours.
My eyeballs started to burn.
That's a good stopping point.
I didn't really do anything besides collect swimsuits at the end there, but that's okay.
That counts. That counts as doing something, to be honest.
Everybody needs a good swimsuit in their life.
You know?
Whether in-game or out-of-game.
all right well shit I'll be out tomorrow gg's gentlemen gg's thank you guys for
watching I'll be playing some arc tomorrow and then probably this game
to end the night I don't think I'll be on Wednesday though
don't know about night yeah gg's gg's gg's have a good night have a good night
Later, later, later, later, later, later.
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