I'm now live.
And download, let's do it. Cook.
We'll figure it out. It can't be that hard.
Yeah.
There's the cartel. There's shrooms.
Different sprays and AC units and temperature systems.
And I'm assuming the temperature systems are for your rooms.
Okay.
As much as stuff that's in beta that we won't be testing, that's okay.
Is that my cloud sync won't save?
I had play anyway, hopefully that's fine.
Yeah.
Hello.
Ah, it's been a while since we've played this.
Oh yeah.
We're back, baby.
Do I invite you, um...
Do I invite you before we play? I don't remember.
I think so, yeah.
I think you can do it anytime, though. I don't remember.
I don't remember either, but I remember when I logged on,
it instantly time was ticking. We had five hours till we had to do our deals,
and I was stressed.
Oh, my God.
You're like, oh, God, I'll do it for you.
Click.
I don't remember what we were wheeling and dealing.
You remember the drug that we were wheeling and dealing?
We were wheeling and dealing a lot of...
Yeah, we had a lot of names for them.
Was it meth?
Was it cocaine?
What was our hot product?
Uh...
I don't remember.
Uh-oh.
What am I to do?
I think we were wheeling and dealing meth.
It had a funny name though.
But we can make shrooms now.
I think we were dealing cocaine too cocaine was my favorite to cook. I just forgot the whole process so we're gonna
Definitely not a retirement to cook
Yeah, I don't know. This is a good idea going straight back into our save from like two years ago
But yeah, it's you know, it should be fine last played
296 days ago, that's not too long
Cooking meth is like riding a bike, right?
Once you do it once like you should be good for us to your life. Yeah, okay
Can we go in or oh, I'm just thinking I'm processing before we jump in the day. We should bottom of you. Oh
Bodder views a good idea. Oh
Mom wait, that's a really good idea
I'm excited to make shrooms. That sounds fun
Vod reviews a great idea. When did we play so we played 296 days ago? That's a long long long time ago
Wait, really less than a year
Yeah, oh
You should look at your YouTube
It'd be easier to find all your vods. Yeah, or you could look at a video
But all your vods are on there and they have the cool thumbnails remember
It'll be easier to find oh
I found it. I have the danger. I found the one
Wait, how come it's only one bond that the others get deleted on Twitch? Oh
I don't know YouTube is good though. I throw on there
Let me see
Oh, we had so much fun playing this game.
Oh, I'm looking at my stream from ten months ago, okay?
So we played...
About that time was Marvel Arrivals, right?
Yeah.
So we were playing Marvel Arrivals, and then Assassin's Creed Shadows came out, which was
a nice break.
Then Valheim, we did that for a week.
Then Schedule 1, and then back to Marvel Arrivals, then I played Last Epoch.
I played a little bit of Elder Scrolls the remaster
You actually played Marathon and then I played Marathon and then I played Dune
And then I played a lot of Dune and then I played oh no
I played one day of Dune because it was the early stuff and I went Diablo 4 then Arc
There's a lot of different games here, and I played Dune
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that I did at the end of or the start of last year
a lot of different games I played at the start of last year. Oh my god, I'm looking at my
Dune Overlays are so cute. Holy look at how many Dune Vods I have.
Are you on Twitch or YouTube? I'm on Twitch.
Oh. Honestly?
You're on YouTube? You have three Vods? Uh, Pies and Shroud.
Did we only play three days? I guess that makes sense. It was pretty easy. Like it was fast
to progress this game.
They're like 11 hours days.
11, nine hours.
Well, we gotta figure out how to make shrooms
and we gotta figure out how to fight the cartel
or something, I don't know.
I don't know what this game got updated,
but I'm down to figure it out.
Okay.
It's not capturing the game.
I have my game back, Captain.
Uh, uh, my game's, this is, I've never had, okay, this is a new one.
censored am I being censored or click in a crack I'm confused this is weird
Oh, something's broken on my end.
Okay.
Hold on.
Um, hmm.
It's like...
I might have to restart my computer or something.
It's like I don't have my...
I'm just gonna restart my computer.
Okay.
It's like I don't have my capture card working.
Really, really weird stuff.
The reserving computer and both of the fix happen.
When will Peanut be online? He doesn't stream on Sundays.
He don't stream on Sundays.
Sunday, right? I gotta play WoW today. I gotta make sure I have 20,000 more honor I need to get in Alterac Valley, and that should take about
4-6 hours, ish. Depending on how well we do.
Alright, let's see if this...fix my issue.
All right, let's see if restarting.
Dude, my OBS is weird.
It doesn't look like this.
My OBS tweaking?
Alright.
Ear?
I have a weird feeling that I need to restart OBS.
Something's off.
Yeah, it's not, dude.
It's like my other, it's like my...
Like my capture card is locked in place, something.
Um, what do I, I've never had this problem or I'm going to restart.
Oh, that worked.
It may have worked.
I don't know if my OBS was tweaking, I just didn't reach out to my OBS, that was very
weird.
Do you want to know what's really weird is I don't see you or me on the main menu.
You're care?
I hope I don't have one.
I think you do.
Okay. Whatever.
I know there's a lot of good mods for this game now, but we're not doing all that.
Yeah, maybe another time.
Alright.
Crowdhacks.
Sdx, third and six.
Alright, so is it loading in?
Time for a nap, they'll make the cartel angry.
Oh no, we're gonna piss the cartel off, that's the plan.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
Yeah, I don't remember how to play, how to make meth.
We have five hours till our dealers need the dealing.
Oh no.
Oh yeah, we have all these workers but they didn't work.
Oh fuck.
Yeah, they're broken.
All the workers are broken.
back from hiatus. Okay so we have a bunch of drugs. Okay. Oh it's so nice in here. Someone
already wants LA fruit. Deal. Oh god. What's the drugs? I don't know what you're doing yet.
How do I check my inventory? Okay I have a bunch of LA fruit. Heavenly cocaine. Okay
I think I'm just dealing cocaine so I think it's okay. Are you here? I'm here. Okay. Can you see me?
Hi. I see you. Hi. You look good.
I laundered more money. Okay, okay. You got to figure out how to cook.
Wait, I have to go now. I have to go now. Okay, bye. I don't remember anything. You got to figure out how to cook.
I forgot everything.
I I need to deal all this all this now
Okay, okay complete deal LA fruit. Oh, how do I drive?
La fruit we need LA fruit LA fruit
looking white dick
Benji kush fat come
I'm going to go get him.
He's coming.
Jesus.
Okay.
We need banana cock horsey man.
Okay.
Banana cock.
There's just some things I would never expect you to say out loud.
Who named these?
Surely one of me.
at night still to play in this game.
You have the most time and it's the riskiest
that you get the most money for a few bonus.
And there's an exceeded quality bonus.
That's new.
I don't remember seeing that.
I don't have a gun.
Oh, I do have a gun.
Okay, just in case.
I've never seen the cartel,
but if I got to start blasting, I will.
Yeah, you better.
Dude, I have so many clients to hits.
Oh my god, LA fruit has so many things I have to do.
Yeah, LA fruits are, LA fruits are our banger, it's our banger.
I'm dealing it right now.
I only have three hours, but LA fruits are a banger.
We have to, we can't give it up.
Okay, okay.
Oh no, I scammed him.
I only gave him one.
He still paid me though, bitch.
Yeah, he likes that shit so much.
Uh, do I use a lab oven?
How do I do this?
You gotta figure it out.
I only have 45 bags of cocaine.
Look, I don't remember if I mixed.
Okay.
I only have 45 bags of cocaine you have to figure out.
I'm working hard.
Dude, two hours until this expires? I'm not gonna finish my men.
Oh my god.
Who's this shady, this is a zombie under the streets?
Who's this guy?
What?
Do I, why, how do I do this?
Do I, this begin?
Oh my God, I don't remember.
Oh.
And that's bad.
All my deals are expiring.
I'm not gonna make all these clients.
I have so many people Charles was up
And we put a pause on our deals like we'll be in trouble if we don't deal at night
Because we haven't done this in a while. Yeah, we need help bad. Oh
I think I make it over here. Oh
Oh my god, where do I make the cocaine?
Um, I was in charge of the cocaine and I kinda forgot.
Yeah, I forgot, I have to mix cocaine with pills, pseudo, and I forgot.
Oh, that's right, time stops, doesn't it, at this time?
Don't we have to sleep to progress the next I don't think I'm on a time. Oh, yeah, it does. It's great. Yeah. Yes. Oh
We're good. We can just figure it out
Yeah, I
Have so many clients
I'm holding like 50 metal signs. Why?
Well, I do
We gotta figure out how to make shrooms
That's that probably that that's probably that new shit
Not out of LA fruit
Ingredients not cookable not cookable. Do I have to crush the pseudo?
I think I have the whole fucking
I don't know how to do it. I forgot. But once I get back to it, oh, I'll be slanging.
I'll be slanging.
I don't know where the next shit.
That's okay. Once I deal all of the, once I deal all of these drugs, I'll come back
And then we'll try to we'll figure out how to play again because
Okay, yeah, the fact that the fact that time stops is really nice. It gives us some time
It's cocaine and oh Viagra. Oh, I'll wave my favorite customer
Classic Ludwig always buying drugs for me
All right, and then I so if I remember correctly
nighttime pauses
the game
But you kind of can't progress right because you need to get the stuff from the legal store and the legal store only opens at normal hours
Mm-hmm. Correct. So we're gonna figure it all out. We'll take
I'm good. I was just I was mixing their own pills
I'm good, I got it
What's the process to make our cocaine? What did we do?
So we have to mix cocaine with Viagra to make sweet diamond and then we have to mix our sweet diamond with Addie's to make wedding crack.
And then we take that wedding crack and we mix it with Jodyne, and then we mix it with Sexy Express.
And then once the Sexy Express is made, we mix that with batteries and then we get Banana Cock.
And then once the banana cocks done we mix that with horse semen and then boom bang a lay brood
Right a laborage we got this
How dark it is I can't see anything
Is the game silent for you or do you have music?
It's quiet. It's not silent, but it's quiet.
Why is it so quiet? Where's our music at?
I had like a route set up to get all these guys quickly, and I don't remember it.
Yeah, that's gonna be hard to remember in a while.
We're gonna need a store run, I think.
I think yeah, we'll figure it all out. Oh my god. I remember I was gambling. I won big in the casinos
You are gambling I
Saw it on your rod
Wait at ease
Atty atty give me the atty pop them pills
Up them pills
little cops
If I just killed all the cops
Oh
Um, there'd be like none of them left, right and then we could just be free
Yeah, okay
That crazy dude they're blocking my client
I want you to get her. Oh, that's right. You don't need to look at them. Oh, they fixed that
Oh, they fixed that they fixed it. What do you mean they fixed it? Well you used to be able to not aggro cops
By like if you just looked away, but now they're out of from anywhere. I
Can't get to those like if you just had your back to them. It was fine, but um, yeah, and they fixed that
I don't know how to get to that girl
That girl
They see me instantly. Can I just pop them real quick?
That's scary. Banana cock batteries.
I'm going to take a look at the
batteries.
Are we going to have batteries for my
banana cock?
This is impossible.
I have an idea.
I'm gonna use him as a block.
Ah fuck.
Dude, that guy's impossible to get now.
I got the cops with me.
No way. What do you do?
I just can't get this client. This guy's impossible to get now.
He used to be so easy because he turned your back, but now you just...
I got a gun.
Fucking pop him.
I need to.
The nighttime is way too dark in this game. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, I can't see anything.
I need to force Seaman.
What the fuck, I was not ready for that.
I almost went to jail.
What?
I almost lost everything.
No way.
Okay though, I was not ready for that.
This game is so fucking dark.
use the arc and video sliders honestly not a bad idea
la fruite, la fruite, la fruite, la fruite, la fruite, la fruite, la fruite, la fruite,
you can still fly in the air
are we good?
I need Viagra, bad.
are we good? I need Viagra. Bad.
All right, so if I remember correctly, the gas mart is open 24-7, so you can
always buy from here, but you can't buy from the other ones. What's new here?
They're spray paint graffiti cleaner. Oh my god, you had me making a fruit Mikey. We have like a million of them
We've precooked
Now we'll have more. Yeah, we're smart
We set ourselves up for the future
Wait, I need bad news
Give me some bad news. Okay. There isn't too much new stuff in the gas mark besides spray paint
and graffiti cleaner I need I need Viagra I need um Lou medicine I don't
have that we need to get our need you get our truck for that oh okay oh wait we
have a lot of Viagra actually I found it I think we're good is there any way I
could just pause all the clients is that okay we just skip it just skip a
day. Wait, do we have any baggies? I think I need baggies. Where are the baggie? Can you buy
baggies there? Or is that the other store? Uh, I don't know. Just de-list all of your drugs.
Oh, you use stars now, huh? I can't deal it right now. Here we go.
Okay.
Gas mark does not sell baggies and jars.
I'm good.
I'm begging.
Trash for Trash, insert Trash, oh that's right you could make money from collecting trash.
Okay and then we have our Launderer money, okay, oopsies, and then we could Launderer
more money here okay and then what's the other business did we have all the
businesses that I feel like we did car wash laundry mat and alright 40 more
le fruit I don't remember where our last oh we have another place we have to go
to right here I think we make the the weeds
that it oh stop we're laundering money
I am setting everything up oh the taco I'm setting up all our laundering
machines the taco area
I'm just gonna cook so much
Yeah, we got to figure out how to make shrooms
Show me I kind of want to I kind of want to pause the deals so I can like not just be running at people all day
You know say yes, yes
He wants to cook Jesse
So okay, um, am I positive deals?
I go to my phone, I go to products, uh, list for sale, okay, don't think I have anything
listed now, so no one should reach out.
Don't talk to him, please.
He's busy.
However, I'll just deal with this guy in the morning.
I don't know.
Give me the Adderall now.
Okay, so, shrooms, um, think about how we make shrooms, on tax, dirt, perhaps, do we
Do we have to talk to a supplier?
I don't.
Oh.
Oh, this is my dealer.
Oh, no.
So I don't have Uptown yet, this is new.
Reduce Cartel Influence to In Suburbia 300.
I'm not quite sure how to do that yet.
cartel influence. Fuck, do you reduce cartel influence? Oh, that's the police station.
That's good. No cops hanging out here. Just walking around the gun. Oh, let's go check
Check the illegal store and see if there's anything new there.
That's probably where you get the shrooms, maybe.
Alright, what do you sell?
Pump shotgun, revolver.
Pump shotgun could be nice, just in case.
Yeah, we got money.
to cart, a little shotgun shells.
How long am I looking at?
What is in front of me?
Alright, so what's new here?
Uh, brick, we have all this brick press, mixing stations, lab ovens, things.
We have all this.
Um, I think I need to reach out to that guy that gave me seeds.
The problem is I forgot how to do that.
Deliveries?
Albert weed seeds?
I could do deliveries. Oh my God, that's so nice.
I think I need to unlock this guy. The dealer's ready to be hired. This guy. I'm going to try to unlock him. That might be what I'm missing.
I'm trying to figure out how to do shrooms.
Alright, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, here I go.
Drags, drags, drags, drags, you want to work for me? $4,000 signing fee. Okay, this is...
Here, take my, I'll keep one of those though, okay, well this is not what I wanted, okay,
I did not want it at all.
Fine though.
I'm just going to assign all of these guys something so that maybe we still make money
overnight while I don't deal anything.
I don't know if this is how this works, to be honest.
At least they'll make me a little bit of money, hopefully.
I think I'm doing this right, maybe.
Take all these guys, I do not care.
I need to figure out how to do the new content in this game.
Cool.
That's not what I was looking for, but whatever.
I got a new dealer.
Oh, I don't have a dealer here in the docks.
Hold on.
Yeah, I saw that the person that made this game hired a couple people and made like a
little mini studio.
It's super cute.
Dude, this game sold like 14 million copies.
Isn't that insane?
Uh, what am I looking for here?
All right, so that's a dealer.
Are they going to expand on this game with that bread?
Maybe.
They expanded on it a little bit.
Oh my God, we do have a lot of LA fruit.
LA fruit as well.
That's just normal cocaine.
Rain crack.
I just made out like 200 more.
Yeah, I'm thinking about delisting
and then giving it all to our dealers
and we're gonna lose money on that,
but at least we can like learn the game a little bit.
Oh, no making money?
No, no, we'll make it
That's me, we'll make money
Look at this!
Okay
One sec
Three, two, one
Okay
Oh! Ah!
You okay?
I'm back bitches what's up what is this in front of me you know that was a $200
and medical bills sir sorry I'm trying to figure out how to do shrooms still
because I want to do something new because like we've already done this so
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Where are you?
Assigning stuff to dealers.
Okay.
We can get our car.
Yeah, we had the sports car and we had the van.
We can make a day time?
Yeah, we can make a day.
Uh,
So I think
Maybe what we need to do to unlock the next region is reduce the suburbia
Artel influence. I think I got to go kill some cartel members
maybe
Reduce cartel influence by unlocking customers defeating ambushes interrupting cartel deals and drawing graffiti in this region suburbia
The fuck is suburbia is suburbia the top part of the map or?
suburbia I don't remember this suburbia bottom part I don't remember how to
to check. Alright, let's just sleep and see what happens. Okay. We're not gonna get much
What should I expect to see this day?
OK.
We'll be next day.
Yeah, well, once we get back to dealing,
this cranky Frank, cranky Frank.
I don't like this thing in front of me
when I hold the shotgun.
I don't understand why it's doing that.
Is it my glasses?
What am I looking through?
Oh my god, you dropped that man.
I did.
You did?
You gave him.
I gave him some of our drugs.
Oh, he's feeling it.
Not FOV.
I guess I just can't use the shotgun.
All right, so now there's no rush.
We have no clients.
um
Salvador
They were Salvador
The pliers Salvador in the docks I don't see a Salvador
A bunch of potential customers
We don't care about that right now Salvador
Dead drop. No. Okay, Salvador is cocaine. So it's got to be the next one. Because you
tear it up every time when you got a new zone. So it's got to be the next one. So it's got
to be the supplier in Uptown. I mean, it just has to be. Because I have every other supplier.
So I need to go to suburbia, stop some ambushes, and drawings.
I think I got two vans, look at this.
I know we're killing it.
all right I'm gonna try to figure out where Suburbia is okay wait is that only
open at night I'm gonna pick up all the trash outside cuz it looks no way I
can't buy spray paint
fuck that's not good let's go see what the store has no way we cook and mess
No, we're trying to do shrooms. It's that new shit.
Trying to do shrooms. You know what I'm saying?
What the fuck are all these display cabinets?
Freshness.
Big metal locker can be assigned to employees or use your general storage.
Is that even better than the
I want to buy one of these.
I should have bought five of these.
Never seen these.
Plastic tables, coffee table, no.
No.
But when you, you think you'll need trimmers if you grow shrooms?
We'll buy one, I guess.
Oh, we'll buy two spray bottles.
I don't know what else we'll need.
What's the best way to do this?
Oh my god, this does not have a lot of space.
I didn't think this one would do it.
Why is there baggies here?
I didn't buy baggies.
Lockers needed to pay employees not for storage.
Oh, well last time we used the employees they sucked.
Like they were so bad.
If they didn't work correctly.
Where on this guy over there?
I
Remember their hand next to the cops. Oh
Nothing. Oh nothing just showing them what a good Samaritan I am by picking up the trash
They don't be suspicious
What do you have to do the man I was trying to figure out how to deal shrooms I
Got these I got these things
And they're for workers instead of beds, maybe?
But how do I rotate?
Oh, there it is.
You can now order magic mushrooms.
Oh, we just needed to progress.
So these things, I think this is for workers instead of beds
or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what these are for.
Something to do with workers.
What's going to happen in my headset?
Hold on.
okay you can order this what do we need rain bags or syringes mushrooms okay I
don't know how to do this I just buy a fuck ton of everything I have an order
limit though oh shit I can only order 10 things so okay this we could buy at the
normal store, PGR, SpeedGrow, Fertilizer. So we need...is it just one of each? Like this?
You put it right in front of the stairs.
How do I grow shrooms? Get a grain bag. Okay, growing shrooms is get a grain bag
and a spore syringe. Take them both to a mushroom spawn station where you can
inject the spore syringe into the grain bag. This will produce room spawn. Once
you've got your shroom spawn, take it to a mushroom bed that has been filled with
muscle substance.
I
You good don't fuck with me
You gotta figure out a girl mushroom Tana
Purchase a mushroom spawn from Oscar look fuck is Oscar
Who's Oscar?
purchase of mushrooms spawn from Oscar I have no clue who Oscars
Oh, he's the nighttime warehouse guy.
Okay, well, this dead drop happens.
That drops back here.
This is the dead drop?
What's the...
How do I put the exact amount?
Okay, okay
Okay
Is there any new cars?
I thought I was just walking around with a gun, any new vehicles to buy?
I'm assuming shrooms is the new way of making money and I've already laundered everything
holy fuck.
Go so fast.
Get the band, we already have two bands, we're good.
We played this game a lot.
We just haven't done the new content, so we're gonna just play a little bit to see what the new content looks like.
Which is basically growing rooms. We want to figure out our growth rooms.
Uh, but...
I need to get my dead drop. I don't know when. He said five hours or something, so...
We'll be soon.
Oh, sorry.
What the heck are you doing?
I'm laundering our money.
I'm working here. I'm working here.
I think we need to make it nighttime to buy a mushroom
spawn station and learn how to grow shrooms. So nighttime's
happening soon.
Uh huh.
I'll go, tickler.
You can buy from here.
Customers recently completed a deal.
Oh, I fucked you up on Kyle.
Uh-oh.
What?
Gotta go, gotta go, checkpoint.
Oh, God.
I'm back in the house.
Cops, cops, cops.
Chew up.
Uh-oh.
It's right at our house.
Oh, yeah, they always did that.
That was so annoying, the checkpoint.
No.
What do I do with my gun?
All right, so I'm waiting for this to open I guess maybe I type soon. How's the pawn shop?
Well, you just pawn anything off
Yeah, I forgot I had spray bottles and baggies
It's a night time.
Oh, that drops ready.
Zeebo and residential park, uh, Zeebo and residential park, okay.
Let me through.
And it's night time.
Okay, W.
All right, Oscar, a mushroom spawn station is what I'm looking for.
here it is. We'll buy two. I don't know how many we need. Oh wait, there's another door.
Well, I knew that. Oh, cops.
You get that curfew time.
Me in.
Curfew is kicking in.
I mean.
What?
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
They're raising this damn checkpoint thing.
It's.
Just.
I'll boost me!
Push me, Mike!
Uh, yeah, hold on. Give me a boost! Hold on a second.
I got a lot of illegal stuff on me, okay? Oh shoot.
All right, I guess, dude, we have a whole, like, proper setup here.
We min-maxed the shit out of this.
you're gonna kill it but I have these mushroom spawners I don't know how to put
him he's searching my vehicle I hope there's nothing in there oh we're good
let me wait what why is he searching me you probably have something illegal get
out of there I have nothing oh get on me you bastard
I handled him.
What the fuck was that?
He won't be a problem anymore.
Oh, thank God.
Oh my god.
I mean, I had to get my car, but I'm still wanted.
Oh, I didn't get the drop.
Thanks, Mike. My hero.
I didn't rotate.
Oh, oh, that's calm. That's calm. That's calm. Okay. Oh, oh, God. Oh, I love all things
just can't get in. Get off me, bitch. Get off me, bitch. Stupid bitch. I handled them.
Surely we do something about these. I don't know bullets. Here, I'm gonna move them. Okay.
I got it. I got it. I got it. Don't worry. Throw this guy in the trash.
All right.
Get over here.
What do we do about the cop car?
Uh, bring it in.
where are the keys where are the keys you might have to push it me my car
stuck over there do you see that I can't get it out this car it won't move
Rick wait your body's moving it better than hold on hold on I got this I got
this I got this watch this watch this I was born for this open the gate no no I'm
gonna put it in the water they'll never find it oh
watch this watch this watch this watch it
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Careful.
Hurry.
And hold on.
Like a trampoline.
Hold on.
And cut.
And gone.
No.
Oh.
Um.
Well.
Oh, shit.
Hey, do you got a mic?
Well, well, hey, do you got a mop by chance?
Let's just hope it rains. Here actually I have a good idea. I'll cover it up like this
Genius, can I do the same thing to my van you think? Yeah, you could definitely move it by jumping on it. I think
Like this, like on the hood right here
Oh, oh, oh, please get out, please.
Why is this traffic stop still here? We killed all the cops.
Is there a button?
I mean, no one could, no one could take it down.
Is there a button I could press to put it down? I mean, I murdered the cops.
I gotta go get my dead drop.
Okay.
Can't get through here too big
Come on
This is a silly little game we need more silly games like this
Yeah
All right mushrooms
all right I got the stuff we need to make our first shroom operation I don't
think we have a van anymore I can't get it through
shroom operation
Push it to the right here, we're here.
Smooth operation.
Yo.
Nailed it.
Okay, now what?
This way?
Why can't you go this way?
Oh yeah.
Can't stop me, mother trucker.
Okay, Hannah.
Over here.
Good parking very good. Thank you. We're here. We have our station. I only bought two for now
So we have a grain bag. This is for mushrooms. They're a grain bag
We put in a grain bag we put in a spore syringe and then
Something happens
Well, I think it's syringe cap
That's syringe
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, we didn't need two of these then, because you could make it all in one station.
Here, you could try it, try it on this one, on the, uh, try it on the one on the left.
Let me see how it works.
You want me to hit begin?
Yeah, start it. It's like a process.
Oh, oh I see. Oh, remove the cap.
Insert into the grain bag.
The mushroom beds. That's the wrong side. Come on.
There we go. Push the plunger. Pushing.
Insert the grain bag plus four, sir. Wait is it done?
Uh, yeah, you get the little
Shroom spawn I think we put it in a mushroom bed. I just need I forgot to buy one. I'm stupid. Oh
We have our barn
Yeah, we might this is like an insane operation when we set up here
This is like the amount of cocaine that we're make making here is
They're truly bonkers
That's a problem
This traffic stop is also a problem because I can't take my fucking car out. That's fine
I'm gonna go get a mushroom bed and then we'll figure out how we make shrooms
Sounds good. I think we need to sleep to get rid of the curfew thingy. Yeah
Mushroom bed
We'll just get three
I don't know how many mushroom beds we'll need do we need more than three maybe we'll need more
Maybe just get three for now. I got ten. Oh
I feel like we'll need more
Then ten
Yeah, oh, yeah, we're gonna need a C as well
Air conditioning. Yeah, cuz I think you got a temperature control mushrooms. I remember correctly
Okay, so here's the mushroom bed, but we know what it looks like.
It looks like we're gonna put it.
How do you pick stuff up again?
Oh yeah, look, there's temperature.
I think you hold E on it.
Because I don't think we need so much of this stuff.
I can't pick this up.
Like do we need so many lab ovens anymore?
I don't know we're on the mushrooms now. No, I well we definitely do need lab ovens because cocaine is the big money mushrooms
Is it a product?
Yeah, mushrooms are experimental also it's 68 degrees in here, so I don't know you hold right click to remove. Oh, yeah
I got it
Great, okay, so this is what the mushroom beds look like
and
And their temperature is 68 degrees. I don't know what that means, but I'm gonna put a shroom spot in.
Okay, let's be filled with stubs. Great. Okay.
Oh, that's nice. Okay. Oh, that's sweet. It needs water. Do we have water here?
We have water.
Water.
The toilets?
Maybe?
We have toilets?
Wait, how do we have...
How do we have water?
No.
What do we do?
I don't know.
Wait, we had a spout.
We had a spigot.
We had a spigot spout.
It was behind here, Mikey.
Oh, yeah, we do have water. Okay. Well, you can get rid of that one then
You're you're next just get that get get rid of that green back. Yeah
There's also one out front apparently oh, there's one right here. Oh
Okay, I'm put this back then we'll just use that one. Okay
I love how interactive the game is.
Water.
How do I miss it?
The water.
How do I miss it?
Right.
What do I do?
Oh.
Help.
Nice.
Okay.
Very good.
Should I pick up some of these ovens for more?
Nice, okay, very good.
Should I pick up some of these ovens for more?
I'll do it.
Okay, so,
since we need temperature control,
these are definitely not the right temperature
and I don't know what that means.
I don't know what it means to have the right temperature
or not.
Um, two, you don't want it too hot.
Yeah.
North to cold.
Yeah.
You want it just right.
Yeah.
You should we just put it in and I'm just going to put it in and see what happens.
Put it in.
The, the shrimps.
Oh, I lost one.
They're not in yet?
I lost one.
No, really?
I got a reshort, hold on.
Rah!
There we go.
That's a fun little bidding game.
Do you want to try?
Okay.
Uh...
How do I drop it?
How do I drop stuff?
Uh, probably show.
Oh.
There you go.
Okay. So I go here, I add it.
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Well, not it.
right oh thank you nailed it first try okay if we want to grow mushrooms a
temperature needs to be low 59 okay so it's it won't grow that's fine too too
hot yeah that's fine put it in this next one here okay I need more fuck I need a
lot more wow I'm gonna be ordering from the sky for like ever we need air
Recognitioning units. Yeah, I think we might need to buy that during the day. So you want to sleep?
Yes
Like I said, we're not gonna make money for a little bit. It's gonna be a couple days of making no money
Okay, we're rich. We have some decent capital. Yeah
Underlord
You have some decent capital
I need more bullets all right um I'm gonna give me some we'll get an AC unit did you drop your cigarette
butt on the floor I don't think so I don't smoke someone did who the fuck was it pull me buddy was
AC unit
All right, are you the hardware guy AC unit how many do you think we need three?
boom
About three AC units. I don't know if that's
Wait, is it one AC unit per mushroom bed? Oh my god, it might be
no that doesn't make sense it might actually between baby put a bit in the
middle I have a feeling it's gonna go under I have a feeling it's gonna go
underneath what I'm coming back it's okay let's quick
oh they don't go under oh shit wait why is it getting hotter what oh it's
Oh, toggle. Oh, I see. I see. Wow. Okay. Uh, what if you put it? What if you put it right here?
Might be too cold. It'll make it 34. Let's see. Actually, is that too cold? Hold on. Let's see.
No, that's good. Yeah. Very nice. And then these can go back a little bit.
like here. Oops, let me put another one if we want. That'd be nice! That'd be really nice.
I'm picking stuff up so it can be nice and neat. I'll put it back down later.
Okay, so once we do this, we harvest the fully grown shrooms.
I'll put our extra AC units away if we need more and our extra mushroom beds.
Yeah, and then we'll just learn how to
This is all we got. I have yeah, it seems like I'm gonna have to spam buy
I'm collecting it. I'm like I'm gonna have to buy it every time I can from this mushroom vendor like a lot
It's just like any new product
Yeah, I got a little spray bottles
Thank you
How do I do it?
uh space bar oh my god all right i got more product
i get more product i know
oh yeah i didn't know it's button to press
something tells me mushrooms won't make a lot of money but
Well, maybe if we mix them with our LA fruit.
Can we?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Like, can we, can we make, can we mix mushrooms with our, our crack cocaine?
I don't think so.
I mean, the ultimate product.
All right, I got more stuff here if you want to cook some more mushrooms.
Here's okay here here. Oh do we dirt?
Yeah, I'll put it in I'll put the dirt in okay, we're gonna use these ones though because they're already cool enough
And this is how you really do mushrooms
Yeah, you could probably make mushrooms at home
You want? Just like this?
You use a syringe, you poke it.
You interested?
Pretty cool.
Kind of, yeah, actually.
The whole thing is pretty interesting, I would say.
Did you want to grow them?
I got them ready for you.
I'll put them on the storage rack for you.
No, no, no, grow them. Grow them.
Then water them.
Grow them and water them.
Where are you going to go?
Uh, I don't know, but I feel like we're gonna need to start making money here soon, because I can't launder it anymore. I'm out of cash.
Oh, sure.
Hey, I defended myself against some Benzi goons.
No products or cash.
Benzi?
Off.
Da da da.
Okay, it pays off.
That's a lot of work.
I'm ordering even more. I'm just gonna spam order from this guy because we just need to okay
I love making these but we need money, so I think it's time to list some of our
Just to make some cash. I'm gonna list we have you said you have a lot of LA fruit to sell yes so much
Okay, good bodies on the way home
And even more
Baggies not no, I can't yeah
Are they the store?
The stores closed
Wait what what happened to my mushroom did fall off? I didn't look like it. I can't launder any more money
Poor you sell these drugs
I
Like the drug dealer I knew it. Yes, this is my second job
Around this checkpoint
Like drug collect from your dealers. Oh, yeah
Yeah, you're right, they probably are making cash.
Oh, I can get baggies.
How many baggies do you need?
Oh, like 100.
100?
Yes.
I don't have space for that.
OK, give me like 40.
That I could do.
I also need to do the graffiti thing or the cartel.
I don't know exactly how that works yet.
spray paint so this stack
oh taco tickler
yes they do but
laundry and yeah
need more mushrooms bad
what the hell
What was that?
Was what?
Sorry boss. What?
Those bitch had us Benzies just trying to rob me. I fucked him off but lost some stuff.
They took five grand?
Benzies goon jumped me. I tried my best, but they managed to take everything. What? We lost our LA fruit and a jar of green crack?
Wait, what the f- there's no way. How do I get my drugs?
Why are those motherfuckers? How do I get my drugs back?
holy shit we should go mess them up dude I lost money yeah we lost money
the
the dealers are out
of
I don't know what we do about our dealers getting ambushed.
I would be down to kill them.
See, we're a queue required.
Can we blast some people?
I need bullets though.
I'm down to blast.
What the heck? Do you have a sewer key? What does that mean?
Yeah, I don't know.
I wonder if it's the same thing.
I asked somebody, yeah.
I went to the Great, and it said sewer.
I went to the sewer key.
None of your business. I kind of want to mess this guy up.
Why won't you talk to me?
Tell me about the sewer key.
How do I know who the cartel is?
Oh my god, he's killing me!
What the?
Gregory!
Oh my god, he stabbed me with a knife!
I'm bullets!
He killed me!
I'm hurt. I'm hurt.
I'm bleeding out, man. I'm bleeding out, man.
You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
Take a little scan. I'm throwing in the dumpster. What'd you get?
To be fair, I didn't put my gun out on him first.
How do I get my LA fruit back?
Um, go blast, maybe. Like, can you, can you kill the people who stole it?
I don't know that they took like 10 grand from us
Yeah, that's a lot of money. Why cash money? How do I get that back?
Maybe can you can we give the dealers?
bullets
Good guns or knives. I don't think they should have used their fists. I
Don't think that's what they were
Well, they won't fight for us. Yeah, the baggie here take the baggies from the back of the
Okay, or the nut truck the back of the car. I
Did I'm gonna package more of the lafruits
But I think you probably can roll up on them and kill them
I don't know if I could get my stuff back
problem
Maybe at least just some money
I'm gonna give all my dealers some random shit all of our old stuff just scraps essentially
Mm-hmm
Just to get a minute. How can you think I?
Mean LA fruit is our big money maker. I can make more. I'll put him in jars whenever I'm done
I'll just set them on the shelf either way.
I'm just trying to get rid of all of our old product.
We're going to water our record.
We use some good quality meth, too.
Of course we do.
They're sprouting.
Isn't that sweet?
I don't know what to do with the graffiti yet, but we'll figure that out and grab some LA fruit for the road
All right
Can I already deal to you
Oh, shit.
Her standards are low.
Here, just take some green crack.
Honestly.
I don't know why I did that, but okay.
Dude, Jesse is a freak.
Okay, I need to get the dead drop.
A lot of things I need to fucking do. Oh god cops
Oh god cops everywhere
I need to lower my if you find yourself at the store can you can you give me bullets?
Yeah, I have the space
Okay. I'm fucking overstimulated here.
Why? I forgot how stressful this game is.
Aw.
I don't know what to do about this. I don't know what gang tags are.
That's graffiti, right? Are they tagging our buildings?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh. Okay.
He's stressed. This game is stressful. I forgot how stressful it is.
Being a dealer is like an art.
Definitely a lot easier to deal myself than to have dealers,
unless we're making so much product that I can't do that, but...
Yeah.
It's so much, it's so much easier to do it myself. Oh cops. Oh fuck.
That cop is blind.
What are you manning this time in TBC my mage? I gotta play my mage tonight. Get honor capped by AV weekend.
Is there a dealer here?
Benji's out dealing. Okay. I have my dead drop, but I have no space.
I put it in my van.
I wonder if GTA 6 will have the sort of stuff dealing drugs, like literally.
Is that cartel graffiti?
No, that's a cock.
How do I know what cartel graffiti looks like?
Uh oh.
God.
Damn it.
oh shit oh shit oh shit
we're fine we're not fine we're out of here hopefully they don't check my car or we're
or take a big loss. We're hiding on the roof.
Pull out the spray can, you can look for highlighted areas that you can tag. There's a bunch around the construction site.
Oh, I see.
Well shit, now my fucking van is stuck, bro.
I'm a man out of here give it a little push give it a little push give it a little push
no way oh my god how am I supposed to maybe I can flip it out
bro how the hell am I supposed to get this van out of here
Oh my god.
Oh.
No, no, no.
Yes!
Oh.
Oh
Holy shits
All right
How the shrooms doing are they growing
Yes, they're at 74%
I
We're gonna need a big restock of stuff
And I don't want to hear that of what it's the truth
I need horsey man like that's the thing I need bad
okay
But I'm gonna need
I'm gonna need
Some adi and iodine
Batteries
For the horse semen
There's prior okay horse semen I could do that because I can't even finish my cook
I could I could bring yours to me. Don't worry. Thank you
For me water
All right, so I walk around a spray paint and I should see some criminal. Oh this bull
Wait, what?
That's not
That's not right is this is this right am I supposed to
Did you give him a bullet might be Hannah's job
No, oh great
Hannah I might have a job I have a job for you
Listening well, we need to I think we need to have some branding or something. I don't really understand what this is. Oh
I like branding. Yeah, I think you need to do some
branding
Where do I brand? Oh Jane got Rob too. Why are they all getting Rob? We're losing so much money. I'm done with the dealers
I think I think I've done other dealers. They just they just lose us money. I'm gonna rest
Why I think I've done with the dealers. They literally just lose you money
I'm guessing he didn't make a new game down. I know this is an old game
I can't go in here. I'm home. It's fine. That's
Only open after six-mining.
Yeah.
What?
Why is it not open?
Bug?
That's bug for sure.
Well, that's after 6 p.m.
All right, are you at home?
Yes.
Yeah, I got a job for you.
Okay.
Also, remember you could do deliveries, but I don't need to pick stuff up. You go to your phone and you go to
Deliveries, yeah, go to deliveries and search whatever you need the legal store. Oh, right. Okay. I'll do it later here
I need you to
Take one of these
Take the spray paint
And then for example have it out like right here
No, our building
I mean, you like here. Yeah
Okay, and I don't know why this is important, but I think it's important. I just don't know
You know
Hey
We reduced our influence of the docks. That's good. Okay, so what we need to do is we need to go around everywhere with our spray cans
Do exactly what you just did. We need to get our street fed up. Yeah
Yeah, it's a middle finger. Oh give him the bird
Wait it uses a whole spray can oh
Oh my god, I didn't realize I would use the whole spray can, we had to buy it from the store.
One orders, yeah you could order spray cans, we need to do that everywhere, we need to go around everywhere and do that.
Just that, exactly that.
Yes, exactly that.
Okie dokie.
La la la la la la la la la la la.
Where's the spray paint?
Uh...
I'm not seeing any blush.
Why is this so bright?
Like hdr's on or something actually looks like hdr's on maybe it is I literally can't see
All right, oh we got mushrooms
Wait, we have mushrooms. We need trimmers.
Trimmer, I think we had some, right?
I got some electric ones too, some extras.
Oh
Look at that
Standard magic mushrooms. Why are they only standard? Oh?
Do we need do we need to use that good shit?
We probably need to use that good shit
like that that that super gross shit
I don't see a way to buy spray paint
where'd you get it from the store yeah I got it from the store yeah which store
wait what the hell do you do with mushrooms now they don't have any
You using a mixing station well we have little mushrooms but I don't know what we do with
them maybe we have to put them in the cauldron or something or the crusher I put some stuff
away let me see what could I go in here we don't just like sell them like this do we
no way we have to we have to like make them into something right
Yeah, like I'm sure you got it like combine them
Put me in the cauldron see what happens
I don't know that's cocoa leaves
No
Oh the oven?
I could eat one
Oh try that
How you feeling pretty good you look so happy well I know you could probably sell them like
this but you wouldn't want to sell them like this right you don't want to sell them well
why wouldn't we want to make them better I don't know I don't know how to do that I don't
i don't think so
wait, what if we go to the barn?
there's nothing in the barn
nothing?
because remember we had the guillie drying racks and stuff?
what if we had to dry them then cook them?
i don't know
what do you do with mushrooms?
i don't know, i don't know, i don't know, i don't know
It seems like it seems like cocaine is still the big money maker. Oh
Our car I think I have to move this for the order
Hmm
I don't know I don't know either
But I know they were missing
Um, the stuff here that I feel like maybe like I feel like the barn is better for growing like things. So
Maybe I should put some stuff in here to make it like the barn
Yeah, and then we could try to figure out how make these employees work again, but last time they didn't do jacked Italy
I don't know we buy benches and stuff
or
Everything from stores
Okay, so we to go the store mm-hmm for a drying rack. Yeah
What happened out there, what's up there? Oh, I'm just dealing drugs
Hi Lisa
Most rooms weren't as exciting as I hoped if it's just literally that
Is it just literally you make a shroom and then it's either good quality or it's bad quality and you can't mix it?
That's kind of boring
Like I thought you could like mix them together with some
That's what I thought but
Everything else you could do it that way
Is that not the case I have no clue. I don't know anything. I don't think anyone knows it. Oh, I gave him the wrong deal
I don't think anyone knows anything.
Shoot.
You can mix them just like all the other drugs.
Well, somehow you can.
But we don't know how.
We don't.
I
Have to get out where to go
So it's the barn gone or can I go pick up some stuff?
We moved everything there's nothing in there I
Thought we had weed stuff over there. I swear. We just got rid of all of it
I just don't know. It's empty. I'm gonna go to the barn
Just check it out.
Gonna skate there.
I live for the board.
I'm gonna get some spray paints.
10 of them.
Be exact.
Okay.
Need a special mixer maybe?
I didn't see any special mixers, but maybe it's a peepee
That's not suburbia this is Westphil
I don't know how to draw a penis. I don't know what a penis looks like
I'm at the barn. There's so much stuff here. Oh my god, it's a disaster. Is it? Mm-hmm.
Just very dirty. No one cleans. Let me try to make a better, a better pee pee. Okay.
Electro-co-light, airpods, EGR, okay.
Is that better?
Why is it so hard to draw a penis?
Yeah, it'll do for now.
A lot of cocaine base here. Oh, this is how we make cocaine, Mikey. You gotta have it runnin'.
We need the cocaine. We live for the cocaine.
That looks like my dad's.
Okay.
Let's try again.
Maybe I start with a tip and it'll make it easier.
Is that better?
Why is it so hard to draw a beepy?
It's like me trying to draw a star again
Okay, let's think about it. Let's think about what a peepee looks like in the shrooms
It's working I know oh it's working
We're going to get the barn operational because it doesn't work right now and that's how we
get our cocaine.
Unless we're over it and we just want to do shrooms.
just draw two circles wait that's not bad that's not bad that's my best one
yet that's not bad
better wait okay that one's pretty good too
Um...
Which one's suburbia?
I need a spray paint and suburbia to progress the game.
I just don't know...
I don't exactly know where that is.
Suburbia? Is this suburbia?
Open up your map. Well, it doesn't say what suburbia is.
it's not you know it's just a map like i don't know what suburbia is it doesn't say
i'm fine maybe this is suburbia let's see oh
what am i doing
hold on wait
Did, well I tried to draw a star, so you know how people can draw a star really easily
and they go like, like that and they draw a star?
close close close close
dude
almost why do we have any workers they don't do anything because we tried to
make them work and that was our final goal and then they were terribly coded
and then we just yeah we just yeah oh they're like wasting our money
Yeah, they are
Start with an a4
Oh, oh an a4
Well, I think I just got lucky a
Four i'm firing everyone a
four
a
Four oh my god
Oh my god.
I don't need you.
A4.
I know what it is.
A4.
Oh my god.
A4.
I'm gonna put it in the window.
Oops, that's the wrong way.
A4.
Hello?
Uh, are you hungry?
In-game?
No.
Oh, real life.
Yes.
Should I put some food on this?
Holy.
Um, yeah.
um yeah or do you want to order something
maybe put something in the oven you want salmon or chicken
uh
chickens sounds good okay i'd be big
box guys not here
okay suburbia i think is this
This is not as much fun as when we played the first time, but that kind of makes sense
because the first time we played it was all new to us.
Now like, we've kind of played it before, the only difference is you can spray paint
and apparently there's the cartel which I have yet to see.
I don't, I don't fucking know.
So this I think is suburbia, I think, so if we want to progress to Uptown we got
to spray a bunch of stuff there isn't an entire underground network there is
Some sewer I saw we need a sewer key
Equip your dealers with guns they'll arm themselves. I mean, there's no option to do that. Look at this guy
Thank you for the money I
Trade items like do I put like a gun in here, too? I
I got to understand.
Either way, it's better if my dealers don't deal anything, you know?
And if you actually want to make the most money, you deal everything yourself.
Oh, we have no workers anymore.
Cut them off.
I gave all mine guns and they still got whooped and they took all the guns.
Yeah, I think I'm just going to cut my dealers off.
Um, and then I'll do the dealin'.
We have so much LA fruit, holy shit.
Okay, so where do you mix the shrooms?
Here?
product plus mixer
it works you for the mushrooms
wait what?
where's she for the mushrooms?
you hoarding the mushrooms?
Oh, the mushrooms are drying, oh, oh, up here, oh, oh, she's drying them, oh, that's right,
it's like weed, but to get it in the good quality has to sit here and dry, and then
you can mix it with that good shit, and then you can make that big money.
I see, I see, I see.
I see.
Okay.
That's making a lot of sense.
All right, we cut all our dealers off.
Um.
I'll give you one LA fruit or
$595.00
and your buddy
don't cut dealers give them guns
the dealer suck anyway
when your dealers with 10k cash
Uhhhhhhhhh, ooh.
Way long, maybe?
Way long is the guy that got robbed for fucking $6,000.
Isn't it Benji?
Oh, it was probably Benji.
I'll go away long anyway.
Anyway, I'm cutting my dealers off.
I think they suck.
It's so dark.
Holy shit.
Oh, you got no money.
You have two people the dealers are overrated?
Yeah, I guess if you have a, if you're a one man operation, like one person, like if you're one person cooking and dealing is a lot of work, but
If you're one person, maybe you cook and then you delegate the dealing to that time moves a little faster. That makes sense.
That definitely makes a lot of sense.
Okay, now I think I collected all the money from the dealers, good.
You just said all the deals from the end of the day and they never expire?
Yeah, I know.
That's what we normally do.
But yeah, I'm definitely not having as much fun as I was expecting.
I know there's this whole underground network thing that I want to figure out.
That's not one of- what the- is that case up?
But yeah, I'm not having as much fun as I was expecting, but I think it's just because
we've played the game before.
You know we've played like 30 hours of this game, so we already kind of get the gist
I just really was interested in this cartel stuff, and I can't quite
Understand
Like it's the cartel stuff literally just tagging
This interrupting cartel deals like I want to do that how do I how do I get involved yes
Play deadlock for a bit my games of deadlock get a little deadlock II
Uh, she's going to make us food and I'm going to go play that lock.
Or words, not mine.
You might have to start over to get the full experience of the cartel stuff.
Yeah, maybe.
Because like maybe the game introduces the cartel in a proper way at the beginning.
Um, you might be right.
Anyway, I'm gonna go play some deadlock, I think.
Because Hannah just, Hannah said go play deadlock.
I was like, okay.
How am I gonna do that?
Last save was, how do I save?
Last save was 46 minutes ago?
Oh, we have to sleep.
Hannah, we gotta sleep.
To save it.
I think it's just because you're far into the game, so you basically skip the stuff.
Yeah, that makes sense.
The cartel and all that stuff probably gets introduced.
It like trickles it in.
It trickle drops it in.
But since we were already done with the game,
and then we got introduced to it after,
it's like a weird like, blow.
That's okay.
We'll sleep, we'll save, and then we'll go play some DL.
We'll get a little.
We'll get a little light.
We'll lock, we'll lock in the dead.
This game's cool, but it's definitely like not fun,
not as fun like the second time around,
like just starting where you've already like established,
you know?
Yeah, it seems like if you were to go again,
you kind of need to restart.
But like, I don't know if I want to restart the loop again,
just to see a little bit of you.
It's a big commitment.
I mean, the game's a lot.
It's fun for your first go though, for sure.
Yeah, it was like, you know, 30 to 40 hours.
Yeah, we had a great time.
Yeah, it was good.
But it's cool to see what's new, but unfortunately, not
enough.
Yeah.
So it could be fun with different people,
like starting over.
If you could do a really hard mode with a bigger map,
that'd be sick.
Maybe the mods can do that.
Yeah, modded.
The map's just tiny.
All good.
All right.
I will bring you your food when it's done.
Okay. I'll see you later.
Deadlock it is. Yeah, we're playing Deadlock. Yeah, we're playing Deadlock.
to do RV out RV there yet. Oh, that looked fun. Actually, that didn't look fun. It sucks
because we lost a lot of we lost a lot of people that we normally game with. Like, for
example, Matt, Matt was always down to game like really silly random stuff. And he quit.
And TJ is in his depressed arc. TJ is just not streaming or gaming anything. He's just
giga depressed. And Justin is probably dressed because he's, that just fucking sucks.
It sucks so much for my whole friend group and everyone that...
Just like a lot of people that I know, you know, because like when you're in that like 100 to 300
viewer range on Twitch, I mean, it's there like what can you do, you know? Like it's
Streaming is so up and down, and if you're in that 100 to 200 to 300 viewer range, can't afford ups and downs.
You just can't. You don't make enough money to afford up and downs. I can afford up and downs. I can afford dropping the 3K viewers, dropping to 1,000 viewers, going to whatever.
Like, I could afford that fluctuation, right?
But streamers who are in the couple hundred viewer category,
we're talking like a big difference, right?
If you have like 200 viewers versus 400 viewers,
you could be potentially making an extra $1,000 a month,
which is amazing, right?
So my basically a lot of my friend group is in that category of like the couple hundred viewer category and if they don't play the right games, they essentially can't dream at all.
You like the Billy champion?
I'm not very good with him, but yeah.
Nine hours to play schedule one here, already smokes.
What is the right game?
That's the hard part. If you're a couple hundred viewer streamer, the right game is
playing one game until you die. Why do you see so many people playing Tarkov? They're
playing Tarkov all day every day because it's the only way that they can make a sustainable
income. If you're in that couple hundred viewer range, that's incredible because you're already
past the hardest part, which is getting the viewers. But now to keep it, you have to play
one game until the end of time. Kind of like a job in real life, yeah, you just do the
same thing over and over and over again until you hopefully have a big break in your career.
Kind of the same thing with streaming. If you get to that couple hundred viewer status,
you play that same game on repeat and hope you get a big break. But if you don't, you're
You're just going to be stuck playing that same game for 10 years, which is, you know,
some people can handle it, some people can't, right?
Some people don't have that mental to do that, which I understand.
Kind of sad now that I think about it.
Streaming sounds fun, but this right here just makes it stressful.
No, streaming is cool.
It's just really hard in the beginning.
You either get big enough to the point where you can do anything you want, or you don't
and you live by the games that your stream wants to see.
Those are really the only two options.
But yeah, once you get like a solid community streaming school as fuck, like once you, like
For example, when I started streaming, and I got like 300 viewers consistently,
it was cool as shit.
You saw the same names come by, hang out every day.
I had like a couple hundred subs, which was really cool.
And it was definitely very exciting.
But I think that excitement may have been at a different time.
Like I don't know what it's like to be a couple hundred viewer streamer now, right?
Like I had a couple hundred viewers 13 years ago, but 13 years ago,
everyone was very different 13 years ago, you know?
So I don't know what it's like.
I actually can't relate.
I don't know what it's like if you're a couple hundred viewer streamer and how it feels to have a couple hundred viewers in
2026 because it might not feel as good as it once did. I don't know
I'm not sure
Don't you want your other wow channel that doesn't that's totally different. I'm talking about
You know that's different. I'm not talking about like me. I'm talking about like starting off
Like obviously on my my wow channel that I play on I get like a couple hundred viewers whatever
But it doesn't matter. It's still me. That's still I'm still the person there.
I think if you are content with 100 years, you shouldn't really be streaming in here for the wrong reason.
I don't think it's about being content with 100 years. I think it's just about.
Well, I don't know what it's about, but yeah, I don't, I kind of agree with what you're
saying.
You're basically saying if you have a couple hundred viewers, like, you know, that's not
your main job.
That's like a hobby, which you're right.
I'm just re-rolling.
You can't stop me.
I'm done with Graves, by the way.
I hate this character.
You had a thousand viewers last night on your ult?
I had a thousand people watching me play yesterday on my alts.
Really?
Fuck, there was a thousand people hanging out in my wow stream yesterday? That is crazy.
But there's a thousand people hanging out in my wow stream yesterday. That is crazy
So we gotta make another alt it's getting too crowded. Yeah, it's getting too busy getting way too busy
That's funniest fuck I watched you flip the shit out of a coin I won dude. That was sick
Dude, the WoW community is really fun, actually. I like the WoW community a lot.
Sometimes I feel like the gaming community right now is in a really shitty place.
And then you play WoW, and then you're very happy.
That's how you're playing WoW with Aeroli? That's my boy. Yeah!
We played... That was so funny, dude. I cued a random orathie.
I just cued a rathie off stream. Just one.
And then I got into his group and I was like, yo, games?
That's cool.
You excited for the new Logitech Super Strike?
Yeah, I'm supposed to have mine.
I don't know where it is.
It's supposed to have what though
Why is the gaming community shitty? I don't know. I don't know what happened the past few years has been rough
The gaming community has been really really rough
Being a gaming content creator has not been chill
That's for sure. There are certain communities that are better than others
like I think I
Think the wow community is pretty solid
Honestly, the deadlock community is pretty solid too. They're I they don't have a lot of dickheads. They're pretty cool
I think gaming has just become a little bit more mainstream.
What is happening?
This is a brawl.
That's a monkey.
That's...
That's a lucky.
That's...
AY!
Well, that didn't go well.
You haven't seen Metro?
What does that mean?
Is the demo community not chill?
They seem pretty cool.
Everybody seems pretty nice.
Maybe competitively it's not as chill, but no competitive game is chill, I feel like.
Like all competitive games are pretty
stressful
This is crazy
The way you fight in this game is like no other
I've never had to aim in so many weird ways
Never had to aim in so many strange ways
I didn't do anything there, I feel like, I feel like I just got carried, but that's okay.
Does recharging work with her cards?
I can't imagine it does.
Let's cool down.
Nice green item would be chill.
Umm...
We played graves yet? I played graves a lot.
I just feel like that character...
The character is cool, but I don't know if that character is for me.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we're doing a little bit more damage.
Big cards.
fucking dammit.
I tried to lift him up, but that did not work.
No way, hit the card.
Not bad.
She's a drain tank, it's a weird hero.
Yeah, Graves, I don't fully get her, I guess.
It's also tough being really close.
I feel like I'm pretty bad with characters that you got to be close.
Like I'm best with characters that you can play far away.
Because that means I don't have to deal with the fucking difficulty of the close encadements.
Those encadements are hard.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Fuck it, no greens.
No greens.
We don't need no greens.
Oh my god, I'm so squishy.
Oh my god.
Listen, next round I pop off.
Next round I pop off.
Oh my god, what's the next round I pop off next round I pop off
One thing's for sure with this game is I can't I can't do what I did last time where I just stopped playing for a full year
One thing I need to do is always play a little bit.
I need to maintain at least a little bit of...
Cause like, I hard forgot how to play the game entirely.
I need to make sure that that doesn't happen again.
Like, I need to at least keep up with it a little bit.
I think Street Brawl will make that a little easier,
then I don't play full games.
Okay, note this out, don't throw cards there.
I can't go low.
I'm dead.
I'm good.
I'm dead.
You know if you stop playing for a couple days you can just feel the rust yeah
That's what I'm saying. I feel like I stopped playing for like a whole year
Didn't load that game up once and it was awful
So I'm gonna make sure no matter what like I'm gonna treat this like I treated counter strike
We're all at least play a little bit each day
Offstreamer on doesn't matter
Like a game at least one game. You know what I'm saying at least one
I'll be honest, I thought that Kevin Alt was ours, this last time, oh we had Kevin.
I need bullet reds too.
uh...
you play with me and stuff came out yeah
That was the last time I played, wasn't that like a year ago?
Jesus Christ, that guy is spamming.
Oh, that's not good.
Um, I've never been here before.
Uh, get off me.
What the fuck?
Oh, this leads to here.
Oh, shit.
Well, we lost, for sure.
game's over
well
hey, what could you do?
no way
Loseable
Oh my god, I'm bot.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I'm bot.
Holy shit!
Oh my god, I'm popping off
I don't really know what was making me do so much damage there
I don't understand what was making me so strong there was a spell slinger because that was
crazy I just was fucking I was fucking awesome I don't know to buy now
pass it or maybe with Ezreal is that a good combo maybe oh okay electric
slippers okay all right hold on hold on do I need to cool down anymore with
spell slinger you really what actually need cool down anymore it seems like
this gives me an insane amount of CDR
electric slippers suck
Really? Alright. I think they're pretty good.
Well, now I got fucking Prism Blast. That's worse.
I feel like you guys just fucked me.
I actually feel like you guys just fucked me. The electric slippers are good.
I should not have picked prism. I should not have picked prism. I was fucking, I should have picked the electric slippers. I'm a dumb piece of shit, idiot.
Damn it.
The extra slippers are so good.
I'm a dumb idiot.
Alright, this is gonna be my big moment.
All right, that went horribly I had such a good round and then I don't know
Yeah, that was troll. That was a bad, that was a bad round of picking items. That was
So bad.
Oh, hello.
That was so bad.
I've only played one standard the past few days, just one, literally just one.
just where I just saw a survey about it right yeah there's surveys they pop up
in here and rebuttal I don't know if I'll rebuttal this
not what you're saying you're fun this item magic carpet I think that shit is
fucking boring as shit. How fun is it to play against this hero? Whoa. I don't know.
I guess.
How have the brawl balances been feeling? I haven't gotten them tried,
they haven't gotten to try them yet. They're pretty cool. Ish, like they're kind of annoying
sometimes but they're pretty cool sometimes I guess but the people are just
tanks now people don't die as fast as they once did people are absolutely dead
of
Oh
I
Goals just get bats
Two. That guy's guns insane, okay? Holy shit. This guy, crippling headshot. Long range.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
game has such crazy movements it's actually insane so hard to move my mouse
and
All good. All good. All good.
All good.
Pyramid's literally owning.
There, bonus.
Whenever I play this game I always feel like I do zero damage to the hip on it.
Yeah.
It's pretty hard.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I
Love you lash
Love you, Lash, Love you, Lash, Love you, Lash.
Is lightning sure will work on Mal?
I think it does.
That'd be turbo annoying.
like witch mail
spirit warden interesting
Just trying to farm some bats.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
that was very confusing
I think that's Abrams.
Uh-oh, I made a mistake.
That's not as lucky as I thought.
Resolute the needs of the kid.
Uh
and
Um
Huh, they're all good
I had more bullets maybe ricochet I bet
Holy fuck. He's there.
Oh, okay. No, it's cool. No, it's cool. I didn't want to have fun. I didn't even really get a game from.
I even understand. Where did that just come from?
of
Oh, she's so strong and how am I doing no damage holy shit
Oh, he had phantom strike
Really?
What do you mean?
Do you love me?
Do you like me?
You don't.
Yeah.
You don't.
Good.
Good, good.
Good.
Okay. Oh. Oh. I don't know why I didn't have my, my ability. Why didn't I have my E ability?
Maybe you should.
I'm not cool about it.
I'm confused.
Okay.
Uh oh.
I got lucky.
I'm not worried.
I'm regrouping.
Hmpf.
that's really good. The Vortex Web is kind of a counter for people who have like mobility
like that. That's insane. How do you guys all know this?
I feel like I do no damage, it sucks.
That was a really good lash all holy fuck
All my bats all my bats all my bats you still get them I can still get them I can still get them this couch
of
the
of
I got nothing I don't know what to pick
Oh, I'm bugged.
That wasn't that bad.
I don't know why I tried to challenge over Abrams, that's on me.
on me.
Oh
Wait if I get back in time there's a chance maybe possibly
I didn't forget what you did.
So, thank you.
I
Think you
I don't want to let that all away.
Alive.
I want to play a mean- I want to play a mean on a real game to see if the nerf was like huge.
But then again I haven't played Mina in a real game and...
Fuckin' millennium.
Lash carry, WLash.
She's still really strong.
What are comm- oops, what are commens for?
Probably for many people.
What was that for?
Say something somewhere?
Global leaderboards. Wait, they have global leaderboards?
What the fuck?
That's cool.
I made myself too high.
I don't think anyone knows.
Let's try holiday, Mina.
Real game, what should I try here?
of
I don't know.
Drifter, I feel like I would throw a Oneslave Drifter in a real game but I could try it I
I just feel like I'm going to throw hard.
I never had much use for me.
Justice isn't always swift.
I'll sing.
I'll be my count of three.
So what?
I guess you're right.
Holy shit.
Real games cue fast.
Easy.
I
My game's bugging
I don't have a good build, I don't have a good build.
How was this builds?
No, no, no, how was this builds?
No!
Oh, I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
Build browser?
Oh, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked.
Oh, I did not mean on pause oops
It looks good act this act this
This looks good, I like this one. I want this one. That looks good to me
I never use that edge to pick what I like. Well, we can't all be as good as you, can we?
It's fun.
I should spend these souls.
It's so hard to hit that job, it's only fun.
We are gonna lose this lane so badly.
There's just nothing we can do.
Just a quick loss.
Lost in lane.
That's okay.
Can't let him all.
We just gotta somehow stay alive.
to stay alive just a little bit just a touch
I don't know if we can break it or turn the chop for it.
I'll be alright, we're gonna be alright, we're gonna be alright, it's just a tower, a tower
never stopped nobody.
They'll be feeling that.
Setting up a bounce pad.
Oh, he jumped over my son.
He's in male.
That's a flag.
I
Paired it news of free kill
Oh my god
Stop
Are you playing the game?
I think one of them went back, yeah.
of
I'm very excited.
One HP Dynamo, one HP legit one.
Are you playing the game?
I don't know what that does, but my kids says all the mistakes are funny.
They're here somewhere.
I can get the siren for sure.
Oh, fuck.
No, we can't.
He is unhappy
Why me
I'm dead. I'm super dead. Is anybody here with me?
I thought there was. There's two people. What? What's happening?
I'm so dead.
I'm coming over to shit.
We don't... I'm just so dead. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm just missing...
Well, that sucks for your talent.
Boxes and Buddhas, Boxes and Buddhas, Boxes and Buddhas.
I should save for my max barrel, I think there's two
I'm here, I can tims down, but I don't think we have damage to kill
I
I'm not sure if you know.
Dynamo's missing.
I'm gonna walk around your right jack.
There's a professor.
Lo-wing hacks.
I want that.
I got one of the chanceers right now.
I don't know if they're recalling that.
Aver's zoning, oh, he's dead.
Nice little bell on the map.
Oh, it's the tombstone.
We're gonna get this fucking tower.
We're not gonna get this tower.
I'm gonna stay getting this lane I am not moving actually I'm gonna get this tower
I guess I gotta stay in this lane.
It's just free money, I guess.
I mean, I can't really move.
Else we'll lose our walker.
And we gotta-
I'm gonna stay yellow.
Sorry?
You wanna stay yellow?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can get this tower though.
It's possible.
Okay, let's sit up together, right?
When it is under attack.
Gotta rush it while they're...
...really busy.
All right, if we scale, we...
We gotta earn.
Is it enough?
No.
They're not letting us get the star in the shot.
No, they're not, they're not, they're not, it's fun.
I can just push with Graves down.
Okay, and I don't know why it would appear.
Fancy hairs over here.
I'll be careful here.
Oops, I hit the wrong button.
Yeah, I hit the wrong button, I hit my thought key and a dumbass.
I don't know what I'm supposed to build, so I got toxic bullets.
Need a buy.
Oh my god.
On center, sir.
Is two on me on yellow, I believe?
Think it's down below? Yeah, I see you're on yellow.
I'm probably dead, I don't think I can hold this.
Yeah, yellow is dead.
Come on!
Never mind, never mind.
remember mine?
just be yellow
my friend's migo is paramount
ready to get pursued
i'm not messing around
proxp being in
pushing the green because
we're on yellow
yeah i'm backing
i'm trying to get some damage on the green one
yeah i'm going to hold
of
I see the enemy.
There's a minnow in this game.
Yeah.
There's another one in this one.
Sounds good.
We're coming, baby.
We're coming next time.
Alec fire seems like that's gonna be really hard to use.
I don't try it
I don't know.
Get your ass.
Ah, she's probably gone.
Oh, she's not gone.
What the fuck?
She's on the left somewhere.
Yep.
Good shit.
That's max, bro.
I guess I reward.
It's really hard to play this character in talk because my top key and my melee key
are very close.
I need a warp stone if I'm trying to kidnap people with my ult.
I thought I was helping, I thought I was helping, I was not.
A green walker is under attack.
Have we lost this walker? Holy shit.
I
I'm going to try to push this guy.
There's two over there.
I'm going to get help there.
You guys are fucking pushing our shit in.
of
the
I'm mixing up my talkie I'm mixing up my talkie with my punch key
I'm gonna kill you.
I don't want to go.
The whole fucking team.
I'm gonna go away.
This is a really bad slope.
The green walker is under attack.
My mistake.
Hold back.
Your loudest last.
I don't have any backup. I need to be careful.
I'm gonna try to push green here.
I like it.
You can have it.
I have the last bullet, I'm gonna use two cushions.
I can break boxes here as well.
I should've just fall back.
I don't think we should win that fight.
I should definitely try to be a little bit here with this around.
I got something for you.
I gotta grab this shiz real quick.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Well, fuck.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Well fuck
Uh
Who would I curse
They're B-POP or the 7 or something when they all... does the curse work like that?
I don't have d.va for mera for this stun yet
I thought that would have gone better, but it did not.
But I'm doing okay.
We're stealing our boxes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what a sweet, what a sweet treat.
I should not be here, I should go to the team, I guess.
Well maybe, do I just full shove now?
I'm looking at my position right?
Pull back!
Save them and grow strong!
I think it's not a big deal
I think it's a good idea
Go!
I think they are good
You took a victory!
Bro
These guys are insane we lost
Like it's just kind of over
I feel like we're doing a really bad job of getting our jungle.
it's been up always and I feel like no one's getting it I feel like I'm the
only one that's actually been like poking at it here in there but I haven't seen
anyone else go for it which seems strong though
yeah that's like the classic uh classic ascendent mosaic where you just like run
down the lane. It's all good. We got this shit.
Okay, vibes.
Thumbs. I need Lightning Scroll though. And then maybe we can
That was weird. It's like they responded to me, but they didn't.
Thought I was open mic.
only 30k, but we probably should defend this comeback
They're not doing it, they're just stopping us from-
If we get good lasso and base, we shouldn't be able to be okay.
What am I boundless dude, I just need more damage.
I feel like-
Eva producer? No.
Cover your map, they're sniping. Or nobody's sniping.
Nobody's on snipes, I promise.
Like, what are we, 12 years old?
Yeah, he has himself a 1-7.
The deadlock community is definitely not 12.
They have so much more money than we do.
There you go.
Headed to Greenwich.
We back up.
Inventions will push.
They might just do a man here.
This book's gonna give him hell.
I don't see why they would not just let me drop it.
Yeah, we're gonna try something I think.
ready to leap
I don't know man, no no no.
Okay, only one raise dude.
Oh wait, uh, it's over.
50k ahead, I mean.
There's no comebacks in this game, that's for sure.
There's comebacks if the teams are even, but if they're not there's never comebacks
The MOBO A
I tried to curse that seven there
When I
I tried to curse 7 there when he was in the air, but then I heard like the block noise so I'm assuming he had unstoppable. Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, Maraud's won.
I just feel like
We should have more money. You know?
I mean...
Wrong or...
I don't think they can end here.
They have no rejuves.
Flash ult. He's got two. Two.
play slow, play slow, we have refresh our last ult, play back under our thing
I think they're leaving, yeah I'm looking, I'm looking at my Stace
we got downed
he's no warp
He's right side
These guys are so strong
Oh my god, they're so strong!
No!
Why are you hyperlinked?
Uh oh, we might both be dead here.
Yeah, that's it.
Fugees, fugees.
Dude, they were fucking...
I feel like they were ahead of us by every...
Every step?
I thought they were not 12, but they are in fact 12.
BG.
Alright!
Didn't, didn't think...
Listen, I thought the deadlock community was better than that.
Seven votes!
Yahoo!
I'm gonna change my name.
I think I did pretty good that game. All things considered. All things considered, I think I did good.
I'm so famous you chat GPT nose in my heart let's go W chat GPT
check the stats to see how you did
and I guess that makes sense
I don't know actually I don't know how these stats tell me anything
and
is vindictus still like impossibly hard to play in this shit
I'll be back.
Vin might be to be here right now.
GT better.
I don't love Hayes.
I'm going to add Viscous, yeah for sure, Viscous, yeah that's what I'm going to play.
We're gonna add geist then
Uh, I kind of want to try a drifter game
Just because I've never played him it sounds kind of fun. I don't know
Okay, let's see what we got.
Okay, it's on a real quick.
Oh shit.
Shit oh shit
Stop stop stop stop stop. I'm just gonna use this one I guess
I like landing with a page, fun.
Yeah, that doesn't feel good, does it, buddy?
You did to me.
How has Abram's gun that strong?
Are we okay?
developers? What the fuck? Who is that guy? Does he have items? Because that's crazy.
He has extra re-jump. Yeah. That makes sense. It makes sense that his gun's that strong.
I don't know, that's all good.
Makes total sense.
They're making guys do more damage.
should do more bullet damage.
I got no range I got no hose yeah my soul is in terms
I
Have a soul on the ground
Alright, this poor as fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine, curse the wolf.
dude we're getting farmed so hard fucking hell
very smirking me just feels like we're being farmed we're not actually being
Why is there salt on the ground? What is that?
I knocked her out.
Hey, who do you shoot on?
You're really good.
That guy's still porous, fuck.
Hey, what's up?
That guy's still poor as fuck.
I'm gonna do it right now.
Oh, shit.
No.
Character is really hard.
Oh, fuck it.
Abrams is really hard. Sorry. Not guys. Abrams.
I don't really get it. I don't get- I never understood how to play against him. He is so strong.
Why is there a random green thing that just flew out of the sky? What was that about?
I think we should back up.
Yeah, sir.
I need items, but I can't go back yet.
I'll help, okay.
He's trying.
What the fuck, dude?
I'm gonna rush this tower.
I'll die for it, okay.
I'm gonna play him all time
Okay
We're stealing our boxes, bro.
What can we do?
Nothing.
I don't know, I'll send it to something, send it in fucking zero or something.
The worst one
So you're setup of items I'm not sure
down there I should move my map on remove my camera over my map
of
fuck, oh my goodness is there anyway, but...
I'll achieve the reward
like I just fucking owned me
Hey, we're behind again
Www.com I
Guess we could put our camera here and all things gonna do much but
I can't be that
I'm pushing this fucking walker, I don't care.
I don't mind that, I ended quickly.
I thought I could cast that a lot faster.
That sucks.
Okay.
I didn't realize you cast that ability, like, so slowly.
That sucks.
guys might have been a poor choice
maybe
Oh
She's a tank style. Okay, that's why that's why I can't play her. I'm not a tank style kind of player, bro. I
Don't understand how to play like bruiser tanks. I'm better at characters that are like a
little squishier
That play like further back like playing in there is not my strong suit
Ever I'll do everything to play further back
Everything in my power will always be played further further back. I
Didn't know she was like a tank style character. That's not for me
Hell is this?
I don't know where I ended up.
I'm being ability with increased range. I'm assuming my alt, maybe? I don't know.
I don't know, it's too late now, can't change that.
I guess I shouldn't have ulted earlier?
Maybe I should not have ulted, babe.
I am...
Yeah, this is a mistake.
We're not playing this again.
This is a mistake.
This character's not it.
of
the
I'm gonna pick up
I didn't realize the urn talks
I'm hoping my team will carry me hard here because that's what it's that's the vibe. I'm getting right now
Again, I'm getting carry vibes
I don't know about this.
Can you do mid?
I'm just going to max my bomb and pray that that's enough.
That's pretty good.
Be a useful member of society.
Soldiers here
Your stuff I
Don't I don't know five acts three foot
She's one.
They're not two good the same way as me, shit.
Where did she go?
Man.
How, how did she, I don't know how she got out, I don't really understand where she could
have gone.
I feel like, huh, right.
I can't hold this, I can't hold this.
I'm trying to get spell slinger, I don't know if that's the right thing to say for, but
But it's in my list of items.
Why is there just one treat?
In my list of items I need.
So, gotta be good.
We have more money somehow.
I feel like we're losing, but we have more money.
I'm game.
Yo, Yamato's in there. What's happening?
How is she just in there? How is she alive for so long?
So many questions!
of
It's like walking, let's go now.
I feel like I'm being carried, but I can't tell.
foot, or I'm down to shoot and move faster, so down.
That's what Fleetfoot does, right? I move and shoot faster for that different item.
I know I should be spamming C in fights, but should I be spamming C in... like when I'm farming?
I don't know why it wants me to get weakening a jump, but I'm so down.
could I have helped? I don't know. Instead of buying, maybe.
Why do I have a MVP on my thing?
Or not MVP, but the aura thing, the aura farming, but I'm definitely not.
I don't understand, let's determine that.
Right?
I definitely should not be aura farming, you know.
Hello.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Say I do what I can.
Yeah, you do what you can.
Oh
Yo, who is that character? What? Okay, my bad. Holy fuck
I'm so sorry I didn't realize you were him
I
We traded walkers
I was gonna get a crippling headshot next but I
I feel like that McGinnis is scary.
No, I just won't challenge the McGinnis.
I will still get crippling that shot.
I just won't challenge the McGinnis.
I didn't realize she was so strong.
He took 600 souls for me, bro.
That thief.
has been dropped
Well, we just got so much money
Okay, wait, they can do mid-voss here for sure
Let's go man, we can hold this
I think we just won that fight, I'm not gonna lie to you guys.
I see Wraith I'll just get out, just get out, well, did we win
that it felt like we did they have sleep is crazy did it not did it not feel like we did
I think we did pretty good there, I don't know, did they throw a little bit maybe?
I might get metal skin
W buyer no
Did I not finish my creeps?
Oh, okay.
I'm so lucky.
Okay.
We got a good little lead here.
I'll get boxes and buttoes man.
I totally didn't see this fight happening.
That's on me.
I didn't realize we were winning back there.
Love me.
I'm so bad. Okay, it's okay. It's okay. Practice. Practice makes perfect.
to get us in our back line by the way, anything you're dealing with?
I don't know what to buy next. This is the part of the game that I start to fall apart.
i don't know what to buy next at all
boundless? no
if i was me i would pick boundless but i don't know
I have 10,000 Gs right now 10 10 10 Gs big Gs
Okay, boundless, maybe?
No, I don't know.
Oh, jeez.
Leech?
I don't know.
Ah, Mystic Burst.
Leech.
I still have so much more money, dude.
I don't know, Frenzy?
Uh, healing tempo? Healing tempo, healing tempo, healing tempo, healing tempo.
Sorry, I'm ass.
I mean, I'm kind of keeping up, Pish. I'm not really, but...
I should have ran in there I guess.
That sleep was great.
Oh, sick cube.
Damn, did we just lose?
I think we just lost.
lose
Damn we almost won that
of
the
what the fuck is this base layout oh my god oh my god I didn't know to do those
panicking
GG. Damn, we almost, dude, we almost had it. That mid fight, that mid fight on the boss,
I actually thought we were winning that the second I got a kill, but I unfortunately killed
the weakest player which makes sense because he went down really quick
I was using my two as much as I can I was fucking spamming E but sometimes it
probably just doesn't go off because like I'm out of range when I hit it and
And then I'm locked in on fighting like shooting, you know, like I'm literally spamming he but
You know how it is you're out of range slightly and then you're focused on shooting and then you think you used E
You could see me spam the fuck out of it
You randomly got 10k after a fight you needed played it bad
And our metal skin was fine. I just think we fucked up that mid fight. That's all
Some quick cast which
Which, is that better or worse?
Is this release?
This is release, isn't it?
And then this is press?
I think I want it on press.
That might be honestly,
part of the reason why it was so slow.
I seriously.
I mean that guys didn't feel that bad at the end there. I guess I don't know. I just fucked up a little bit at the beginning
I didn't understand some timings, but I didn't feel that bad. I don't know, I felt okay.
What are those stats? Are they good? Really bad?
Okay, you know, I guess
Wait is ascended three or Senate to hire
Because our last game was an ascended two game. This is an ascended three game that higher or lower. Oh
I think I'm deranking
Think I'm deranking
Yeah, so I was ascended five
Now I'm ascended three so I'm slowly lowering in ranks, which is good because then I should get to the rank where I'm supposed to be
which is like
You know gonna be better
But you play so high it's because I was a turnist last time I played
Because I only played with giga players, so I only got in giga lobbies and then yeah
When even was the last time I played
828 2025
Wait, that wasn't even that long ago. 828. Is that August? What is that?
Okay, so last time I played it was August.
This is with Poke.
We played with Poke.
And I think Vegas.
Just Poke again.
I think we played a whole day with Poke.
Now Poke here.
How are these ranks so low oracle and phantom but I was a turn is how does that one or is it
How was I even a turn doesn't even make any sense I should not have been a turn is
That doesn't make me why was I that rank these lobbies aren't even a turn is
I'm so confused.
Why did it put me there?
Weird as shit.
I don't know.
That's odd.
That's really odd.
I guess the ranks are just fucked up.
Anyway, doesn't matter.
And go rank, rank and, I'll be honest, ranks in these kinds of games to me are kind of meaningless.
It's either you're the top or you're not the top, you know what I'm saying?
It's either you're the best or you're not.
And those are the two divisions, nothing else matters.
Back then they bumped up people's ranks because it wasn't up to any visually, so people who
where Arkhan ended up ascending after the fix oh you want to try an aran if I
invite you want to play I try it what rank are you what did it what what rank is
going to get us I guess we don't know
Hannah's Hannah's trying to learn deadlock but
The game is like impossible to learn.
I did also win my Obscurus game so I avoided the 20 Division DK stuff.
I don't know what that means, but yes, I agree.
I think that's...
about
Hey
Hey, Hannah. Hey, Mikey.
Oh
Hell just let off the tower
That guy did not even do that.
Well not my best ults.
What are you playing, Hannah?
Pige.
it's good girl
we're gonna have zero fun against this shit at all oh I do I do stuff yeah it's
gonna suck but that's okay I don't think how to pick some bands and stuff no
No, it's just subway.
Oh, okay.
Ooh, Inferness is one.
Yeah, Shib is Hal.
I'm not sure it's that one.
I
I feel like I've never stopped shooting the fuck.
I have not stopped shooting all right the sour is gone probably yeah she's over here
Oh my god.
Remember that doesn't heal.
I know, it's just a shield, right?
Yeah.
You want to do it when like people are in the thick of it.
This is ridiculous.
I don't, there's like not, I mean, there's nothing I could do this round, that's meaningful.
Nice.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
We did it! We got around that was such a long round. Oh my god.
I don't think I'm going to do much damage this time.
the
I should have grabbed that little rat.
Alright, Brembs is outing. And apparently they're graves.
yes not doing too bad my lobbies easier what or do you think it's just game
dependent like each each game maybe it's a little easier but I don't know I don't
think I'm good enough to really know you know yeah
no mark mag them on race
What?
Wait, why?
Really good, I thought.
I just began.
I like it.
Very roomy farming.
I love this.
Yeah.
After the first round.
The first round was really slow. Yeah, it was really long.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, Abrams is a broken character, I swear.
I've never seen someone do bad on that character.
He did so good, but you did better.
I mean, I was only doing...
I was only doing good because I was behind him. You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm
You had good heels though. Have you heels? Thank you
If he just pretty fun I played her a few times she's fun
You just get big you get big healing items and then you just like
Make sure you're never alone
Yeah, I just started playing really far back. I don't think I died. Oh, no, I didn't die. I
I like her stuns and stuff well you know what I need to set on I need instant
cast on this and then this rare to see a shiv losing a brawl yeah but might be
lower ranks or something maybe. Because Hannah's newer.
Back one second. Boba Mike is back. Yeah, I'm having fun.
Like this is a game I want. Like when this game comes out, I'm not playing anything else.
So I wanted to at least get a little bit of practice right now.
And I think I'm going to keep playing this game slowly.
I don't think I'm going to do 12-hour days.
Just play for a couple hours every now and then, maybe play one game off stream or something.
I really want to get pretty good at this game by the time it comes out.
But I also don't want to, like, do 12-hour bangers like I did before.
I'm kind of overdoing 12 hour bangers unless it's like a survival game or something, because
those games are just...
I don't know, you end the 12 hour banger in a survival game and it doesn't even feel
like you play for 12 hours, you know?
Oh yeah, I enjoy this game in smaller doses.
Longer and the more I play, the more it starts to kind of irk me a little bit, but...
Okay, bro, we're getting all we're gonna we're gonna have the world first all enhanced
We're gonna have world first all enhanced
Well, not anymore, but yo my steak is gonna be huge I have healing right and knockdown
Oh
Yeah, pretty good
This guy's like, why is my health not going down?
What's going down now? I had a barrier, but...
Go away for me!
I was not going to do anything that round so I had big stakes.
Hmm.
Ohhh, bro, these are such good options.
Not this one, but Calc is great.
Trying on Street Ball?
Big, bitch energy.
Yeah, we don't talk about artifact, artifact is, we don't talk about that one.
of
how am I still alive how am I still alive how am I still alive?
Maybe just get more snipe damage?
Right, I can get some snipes here, I don't know.
I think you guys are very upset.
Guys, it's like five minutes of your time, Street Rallying, winter lose.
It's gonna be okay.
Artifact was good, card system was shit.
Yeah, I heard it's monetization was not great, which is weird for Valve to miss monetization.
But maybe Valve does good monetization when it comes to skins, but when it comes to actual
power, because card games essentially pay to win, right?
You can play the game!
Haha!
Okay, fine.
Holy fuck!
The body is smiling up!
the guy behind you Hannah careful okay big boy it's a big boy you're not gonna
be able to kill him you should maybe run I don't know I'm trying I knocked him
down and I ran away
I want to go heal, he ran away.
Our team's in shambles.
I
Holy fuck
Alright.
I didn't think those skulls were a problem, but they were clearly a problem.
I don't know if she's like healing off of them or what, but...
Yeah, I'm a towel.
We plot our vengeance.
Yeah, I'm a towel.
I really am great, aren't I?
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
I just silver get put in the game 24 hours from now tomorrow. Okay tomorrow. I like to uh, yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there
I'll be there
You mean venator, no not venator tired of hearing that word no venators here
directly one second
It'd be fun.
Enchanters are really good too there.
Wait, do you get one tier tier one item?
One tier two and one tier three at the start?
There's no sound.
I'm Graves. I forgot how to play her, but that's a day.
Unless you Hyrule, yes. That's cool.
Well my mystic shots should do a lot of damage.
I'm
fortunate
No
No, but I could have maybe if he didn't send me to the shadow realm. I could have maybe done something. Oh, yeah
Presser
What?
Don't like this
I guess I could disarm Hayes
Potentially his guards really low my guard my guarding of highs
Cool to see high guard of getting a little bit of a resurgence if you will
I don't spell let's you would not worry about the hotel anymore well only I was good enough
have to do that, but...
That guy does not like you.
Yeah, I fund him, but Ivy's on me now.
Got me!
Oh...
I
Jesus Christ
I'm taking damage so fast.
Oh, he's ulted. Uh, that's a runaway. Not for Mr. Abrams, though.
Oh, he's knocked down on him. Oh, I'm dead, though. Got flanked by his.
Yeah, Abrams is a psycho. Okay, crazy.
I try to help him out and knock him down, but he is fighting.
Okay, he's crazy.
I don't have any barrels.
Hey, I don't...
I don't know, Alvest.
Sure, tripling.
Gotta hit headshots.
Uh, hold that on.
Any mobs hard getting into because you need to learn all the characters and mechanics,
yeah.
Yeah, you could like try to study as much as you can and want, but at the end of the
day you've got to get so many reps in a moba.
It's so many reps.
Abrams is a psycho.
He's just sending it at all times.
Alright, um, well...
It's a big GG.
Thanks.
My GG.
Yep.
Did you counter-spell the damage from Dorminol?
What was that mean?
Right at the end of the Zymer parry?
Oh, like when I'm leaving the hotel?
Oh, shut up.
I didn't know you'd do that.
Oh, no, I got stuck.
that's what we're gonna do.
I don't love these items.
Just because it has a bonus item.
last cannon?
shh
oh i'll give it
maybe we can make a comeback here
you don't even need to run to the end just stand still
yeah
Oh my there goes our Abrams
Yeah, I think I've been there. Yeah, our Abrams is kind of a psycho.
He's kind of crazy.
Oh, I'm dead.
Harry Abrams is throwing.
He's just sending it every single time, just running down.
He's maybe never played the character before.
That's kind of what I would do, too.
That's this game
Oh, I got put in the shadow realm
Do you want to try it so low and see if those are better games
Or how you feeling
I could try a standard I could try to play something else I could that's true
no I can't play standard I don't think because my rank is low
I don't think I have one I'm not gonna lie
Okay, I almost feel like I would be terrible too because I don't even play this game
Like it might be I'll be really hard bad. Yeah
Yeah, it's a kid.
I haven't played in a while.
I forgot everything they're putting me in.
So what do you ask?
Lobby's on a six game lose streak.
What do I do?
You just got to suffer.
I'm telling you, this game is all about suffering.
game is all about suffering this game is like good but something about it is like I don't
know like it seems like it's draining the life out of you out of me mm-hmm this is hard
It's just like I have to like really focus at all times like there's no
Nothing about the game comes naturally to anyone I would say when I watch your stream you look so stressed at every moment
Cuz the game yeah, yeah the game is just giga stressful like it's just a it's just like a MOBA genre is just that's how it is
You're a lot. It's like zero fun allowed kind of genre, right? So
Yeah, it's like it's like kind of fun to learn, but it does it is in moments a moment. It's very like
Brain overload for sure
Yeah
I don't think so.
There's really not much else to play though, unless we played like random like off-beat games, but like what else is there?
You could play iGuard, maybe. You could play, I mean, you're not going to play our...
You could play our Crater.
Your host will say here, not going to play our Crater.
Who's not me?
not me no I'm just saying like in general you're you know that's not that's not
so bad with shooting it's not the game to play unless you're grinding like I'm
gonna wait until I reset my account so that I could grind it again okay I got
you
yeah I don't know
What is what is the grounded up a great question rounded to an update is
The toxic tangle is that out always out. No, that's fun
fun.
Is it update? Yeah, that update that I was telling you about, I believe it's out.
Yeah, it is. There's four new additions to the map.
There's like 10 new resources, like eight new monsters, like 20 new weapons and
armors. That's fun.
That is fun.
I don't know if I'm in the mood for that, is that weird? But it is fun.
Has Chat recommended RV there yet?
Yes.
was playing that earlier like in the year or like we last year yes RV there yet
was definitely recommended because that's one like I've never really watched so
I don't know about it I don't know anything about it either nothing yeah that
could be fun you want to try it right now yeah I'm gonna do something different
change it up I enjoy this deadline too but like I also I'm keeping my deadline
that
you said that line
that I said what's up
the fact that I was a watch the Grammys
, yeah
, if you want to watch but
the
Okay. Okay, you watch the Grammys. You go watch the Grammys, I'll cue Deadlock.
Well, I have 45 minutes. Oh. Well, but like, do I care about the Grammys?
Like, RV there yet could be way more fun. Grammys could be fun too though, I don't know.
mystery is that one ever will Smith slept a motherfucker I think so yes or maybe
those Oscars actually wait wait you said Grammys yes Grammys fucking suck isn't
that music
is it great music yeah I got lady got guys up for an award oh she'll win for
I'm not sure. I love Gaga. Let me see.
Uh who's performing? Oh, it's Bruno
on large. Like who cares? No
offense. Yeah, I don't think I
really care that much to be honest.
Rami's is the music and music
sucks. When's the last time we
listen to music? Gaga. Yeah.
I mean, I would play the RV there yet if you wanted to try, but if you want to play deadlock for a bit, that's fine too.
I've got to try RV there yet. Is it like a two player game? I don't know anything about it.
I can tell you. I got to buy those eight bucks.
The new hero is tomorrow at deadlock, so I'm just going to be playing tomorrow anyways. It's not a big deal, you know.
Like I said, I'm keeping my deadlock hours to a minimum.
Yeah.
Okay, let's let's RV there yet. Let's see what it is. I don't know. It's friend slop game
That's what people call it. Okay
Call friend slot. That's actually really funny
Friend slop friend slop is good. I like that a lot
It looks really cute
steam page
One to four, okay
I
And then if we hate it we just get off like and then I'll just play deadlock again
I do I'm in my arc of playing whatever the hell I want at any time
No strings no strings attached. I do not care
I'm on my summer one. I'm on my summit one g arc is what I'm calling it
Just gonna load up a game that load up a game here for like an hour
Load up my game here for another hour then grind something for eight hours like it's just all good
on the one-yard
I'll be back one sec. I'm opening the game though
All right, I'm lost audio, does the summit speak vibes, for sure.
Summit loads up IRL to snowboard, you are at the same, okay?
All right, fuck you.
All right, new game, all friends could join, invite only.
map that we want to play there's only two of them there's a snowy one and then
there's a normal one maybe I don't know maybe normal unless you it's snowy like
you're really cold I have no clue I just look snowy okay let's do the normal one
I guess okay I'm starting the game I don't know if I need to invite you
first there's like a joint option but whoa my sensitivity is a bazillion
I'm so excited.
Holy.
Wow.
Are we there yet?
Looming on.
Hello.
Oh.
me up put me down you're mine and I
actually can't move
oh wait hold on I should do that oh my
god oh wait that hurt me that's how
he oh god I'm in for three oh god I'm
more toys how did I oh this wait how do I how did you hold hold how do I don't
how did you push me oh wait at least you threw me in the water yeah they
much of the damage I lost the health bar I have a broken limb okay so what do we
do in this game okay
What are we doing here cabinet? What's in the cabinet? Do I have to we just leave a leave a map
About so many people went on the binge of playing this game and we never played it and so we're just really confused
Okay, so I'm just gonna drive or wait. Maybe there's equipment. We need to grab here. Hold on an Epi-Pen
walkie-talkie cold coffee grab that
Oh, I run fast. Oh, oh, oh, here we go. That one up for the boys. Wait, boys.
I'm actually saying that's a cigarette.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
You're thinking of a drink over here?
A little walkie talkie?
What do we got?
Hello.
Oh wait, we can talk in the game.
With walkie talkies.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Hello.
You hear me?
I hear myself.
Oh, it's because I was too close to the thing.
Can you hear me?
You hear me?
hear me? you hear me? can you hear me? can you hear me? hello?
I can't stop smoking. hello? hello? oh yeah. why aren't you responding with your walkie talkie?
oh I threw it on the ground. did you not hear me? no I was trying to drink beer. you didn't
hear any of that hello you know me
oh the walkie-talkies just don't work you're trying to talk and it's not
working interesting okay so the walkie-talkies aren't working that's fine
wait but I hear me talking to your that's weird that's fine we don't need
probably should work right we don't need no walkie-talkie
all right your whole couple copies here all right that's it
all right let's roll i don't know what we're supposed to do
exactly but let's just let's drive
here we go oh i'm not in sorry the brick you let me in there
Jesus Christ i want to drive oh you want to drive okay let's let you drive
Wait, what's this?
That's a lunch?
Did you kill me?
No.
Alright, get it, get it, get it.
Let me in.
Alright, you can drive, you can drive.
Engine on, check.
Press clutch.
Oh my god, it's real.
Okay, first.
Oh boy.
We had, there we had.
I don't know, I saw a sign that said the Rocky Road.
Ooh, ice cream.
Ah!
Oh, we're driving, yeah.
Where's the cassette that I threw in here?
Hold on.
I don't have it anymore.
What up?
Drive.
Nope.
We're just going backwards.
We're going backwards.
Help!
Fuck.
I gotta get used to the controls.
Oh, there's a manual here.
I'll tell you what to do.
All right.
Very good.
Okay, don't care about that.
I can't even read, so I don't know why I'm reading that.
Wait, we need a tape.
I need music.
Oh, that's rough.
Oh, lion.
What was that noise?
Was that nice to- RRB to Dan?
Avalanche? Avalanche?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Don't hurt us now.
So what are we supposed to do?
I don't know.
Okay.
You're asking the wrong person.
Um, what do we do here?
Can you hear me now?
Um, so, I don't know.
Um, detour?
Detour.
We can't go through here.
Why not?
Because there's big rock.
I think we have to go over this.
Oh, I'm going to make a bridge.
Can you help me make a bridge?
Oh, okay, I know what you do.
Okay, do you, okay, try to, try to align this so I could drive across with my wheels, okay?
Tell me if I'm-
Do you want me to do it?
Yeah, try to align me.
How am I going to do it?
Look at, you look at me?
Like look at me and then look at my wheels and see if I can get like, just look at the
angle if we're good.
Like am I going to make this?
Right now?
Am I good?
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no, you're not going to make this.
Okay.
Um, okay, oh I'm on a time crunch it seems and maybe uh maybe now I don't know oh boy
no oh wait it worked uh we're stuck hold on grab the wedge let me grab the wedge put it stick
the wedge into the tree okay yeah grab that wedge stick it in the tree I can't run with it
Oh, what's happening now now now now quick hold on hold on you got to use the controller
grab this oh yeah let me do that okay where do you go oh no where did you put it oh no
where did you oh no where did you drop it oh no you threw it into the grass
and it's too long we'll find it oh no wait is there is it inside no way I can't
even jump in now it's gotta be on the ground here somewhere yeah okay did it
roll maybe?
um... oh no... I thought we would leave it in the van...
how do we... how do we... Mike had a different idea...
how do we...
it might be long gone i've seen that happen before
what the hell do we do we don't have our wench tool we can't wench up there
what's that for that's just a bug
What are we supposed to do?
Uh, we wait, maybe? Maybe it'll pop out of the ground, perhaps?
I might be able to get you there without the thing, let me see.
I pick up the wood plank, and I put it properly underneath the tire.
Perhaps with the right velocity,
I can't throw it oh there are more planks oh there is more planks I thought it was just
the two is this wench tool gonna reset eventually because we actually are not I don't think we're
gonna wait we can't we can't progress without the wench tool it's gonna be possible
No, it'll it'll show up.
Well, we just gotta find it.
You ever, like, lose something outside?
Did that look for a while?
It's here somewhere.
There's no shop just here.
I just know it.
I mean, if we get really loaded around,
Kai Crouch.
Come on, where are ya?
I think it literally just spawned.
Wait, I keep seeing pickup.
Oh, it's you, I think.
Oh, I think it's me.
Okay, because that's you're done. What are we supposed to do?
They let me check the van and it's not here. So it would have fired
Yeah, I think it's gone forever
There about them in here
Okay restart from checkpoint
Because that's not that doesn't count none of none of what just happened counts that was
How is that my fault for throwing it though?
What if you want to pass it to your teammate?
You expect it to disappear?
That's crazy.
Okay, it's in the van now.
Wanna grab some of this food?
Oh, is it in the back?
Oh, it's a manual.
A manual.
Oh, it shows how to use the wench.
Yeah, there was one of those in the glove department glove thing too. Oh
I'm gonna put the walkie-talkies in the RV just in case we get them to work
We get a six pack of beer
Thanks bag of Bruce keys you look up coffee you can put it in the cup holder. Oh
What's that?
All right, and we got our belonging
That's an art
Oh a dartboard
Yeah, we need that. Oh, ow
Relax those hurt, you know
What kind of artboard I'm gonna throw it
Yes
There's a real dartboard doesn't work. Oh, it does work. Holy shit. I don't know how to hang it up. I don't think we can
Okay
Yeah, yeah, let's go.
Oh, okay.
Close it apart.
Alright, let's roll.
Alright, we'll try this again, then we have the wedge tool, right?
Wait, I have a map.
Oh my god, it's impossible to read.
Put that back.
Yeah, we don't know how to read maps.
Mm-mm.
I know exactly what to do now, oh god, not again, it's like clockwork.
Oh, I tried to race against time, you know.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
We definitely need some tapes.
The coffee's flying around. What is that?
There's darts loose in the RV.
They're loose. Oh my god, that's so dangerous.
Okay, what do we do here?
Put the tape in the tape deck, I think.
What? That's not what I meant.
Is this a good enough bridge?
Is that a good enough bridge to make it across?
Well, that looks like shit
Well, we're gonna have difficulty remember there's a hill there
Maybe we should like what if I go around what if I go around this way?
Like I don't know if I just avoid it completely. I just go right through here. I just go right through here right through the forest
Okay, I try I can't get in
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I can put things. Hey, why did I just do that sooner?
I don't know. That was easy as shit. Let's keep throwing.
I'm just trying to pick up in here.
Oh my lord
Oh, that's what we hit
Well, you do you open the door when I was driving?
No, I didn't open the door. I was wondering cuz I definitely didn't hit that tree. I didn't open the door
I 100% did not hit that tree, so that was the door's fault.
I'm just gonna sit here.
Fuck.
Yeah, our RV is dying.
Yeah, it's already really low health.
It's only you didn't hit a tree.
You left the door open.
The left.
No, I didn't.
You slammed into it.
I'm going to avoid this. Watch this. Watch this. What are you doing? Just go left.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. I know how to drive.
Okay, Mr. Doorman.
Mr. Doorman.
Are we there yet? Are we closed?
I can't read the map.
read it I can't read oh that makes us go where your heart desires oh we're on
cliff fine are we oh it's always a bridge oh that's very safe so are we
supposed to go slow here maybe we're supposed to send it oh yeah well what
if it's loose maybe we should walk on it first I think we're gonna test it okay
Okay, you can test it, but I think we're supposed to floor it.
I think we're supposed to floor it.
Ready?
Yeah.
Ready.
It looks fine.
It looks pretty good.
Ow!
Uh...
Wait, what happened?
I died.
Wait, you died?
I think I'm...
I think I'm dead.
Oh.
I think-
Oh!
I could save this.
Oh boy.
We're in shambles.
and shambles. What are you going to do? How am I going to get up? Don't worry, I got this.
I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen here. I can see the RV on the bridge.
I look up. I don't see the RV moving. Are you hitting the buttons?
The wench is not working. Oh, it's broken? No, I mean, it's like working. I mean, I
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
You're not moving, Mike. It's not moving.
Oh, I was hitting the wrong one.
Oh, oh, I see it. Nice. You're saving it. Okay. Very good.
Can you come get me?
Uh, yeah, as soon as I...
Oh
Hold on yeah, I don't have a choice
What happened why are we not looking so good what yeah, well you hit the door off though
Well, I think we lost our lunch tool
Wait, no, we're good. How?
How do I put the shit and fucking what's the e-brake? How do I?
I toggle the engine, is that how I do it?
No.
How do I e-brake this bitch?
Oh, you pressed P. Oh, how am I supposed to know that?
Okay, where are you?
Uh, where do you think?
Are you down on that hole?
Yeah, I'm down on the hole.
Where else would I be?
I fell directly down into the hole.
Can you not like teleport back up?
How do you get back up?
No, you have to get me.
There's no way I could get down to you.
You don't see me?
I don't even know where you are, no.
Check out where I fell.
It's like almost to the other bridge.
Just don't follow yourself.
I see you.
Do you see me?
I see you.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, can you not move?
me. No, I'm down. I think.
How the hell am I supposed to get save you? I don't you're
what? This has to be a restart. There's just no way restart.
I mean, I don't know how I'm going to save you over and over.
We think
I'm gonna floor it and do what don't drive off the cliff do not I see you good
driving we're fine we're fine where you headed though I don't know maybe there's
Excuse me, another checkpoint I could hit?
I see. I'll just wait here?
Maybe in a second, maybe a checkpoint. Will it res you or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll just wait here for sure.
I think I hear a bear.
Oh!
We're getting fucked!
Our RV's done. It's done.
It's done. We pop the top off.
Oh no, not the top.
Wait, we're okay. How do I fix it?
No, we're okay. We're okay.
There's a hammer in the RV. Can you fix it with it?
We're fine. We're fine.
I've never been better, we just wanted a nice, a nice cool breeze is all we wanted.
I can spectate you.
Isn't that fun?
That is fun.
What's your name mean?
Hard W?
I don't know.
Hard at work.
I see.
I'm surprised we're making it right now.
Yeah, we're making it for sure.
Surely there's a checkpoint here soon.
I hope so.
It doesn't matter if it's a broke game is really hard.
Yeah.
Really hard W.
Um, are we just fucked?
Yeah, our health is this low. I feel very fucked right now
I'm just hoping there's like a checkpoint versus this quicksand. Watch this. Watch this fucking ride. Oh
My god, I'm excited this game. I think I had a checkpoint. I think I had a checkpoint. Okay. So then what seems checkpoint like
Um, am I gonna come back? I don't know. How do I save her?
Help me
Holy shit, this game looks hard.
That's not a checkpoint?
Alright, we're just gonna restart then.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on.
We got you, you died.
Okay, try it.
We're still missing a door though.
Oh no, this is the worst part about the RV right now.
I'm gonna fly out.
Don't remember yes, this is what you had before
All right, well we know to floor it
get the tranquilizer ready we have some get the tranquilizer ready for the for
the bear that we're going to water where the hell that I everything flew out
the day I'm RV well the health of tranquilizer I don't know I just I just
assume there's a tranquilizer maybe a gun get a shotgun you want me to get a shot
There's a power drill in a hammer. Does that work?
Um...
No.
Well anyway, Bear's coming up now, so...
Great. I'm gonna hide in the bathroom.
Okay.
Oh wait, there's no Bear this time.
Oh, I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. I hear it.
No, no, no, no, no. Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! He's coming for us!
you see him oh yes yes he's right behind us do not stop he's getting there yeah
he's going all right are we making a good ground we're faster for sure we're
faster we're making good ground keep going
All right, you've gone, morning good spot.
I like that the door's open.
You do? We could just open it.
Yeah, we did, and then we blew it off.
What? No, no, no, no, no.
You opened it while I was driving.
I did not open it.
Wait, we can fix it. It's just I forgot we're
No, you're gonna go back to the bear. No, I forgot where to go. Where we go I
Can't
Well, there's a hill behind us do not go back. Oh my where we go
Oh, I go this way
I'm getting carsick.
We're gonna be okay.
I've been through worse, believe it or not.
It doesn't surprise me too much.
Alright, this is a checkpoint, or obviously I thought it was, but there's a bunch of materials,
so maybe we can repair our van.
We need scrap metal and we got winch poles. I don't know what these
Oh, we're gonna need to stick these in the ground. Oh my god. We got to traverse this
Okay, hear me out. I put planks like this we go straight up
Straight up right up like this boom over
I don't know where you are
I'm really...
Oh, I'm fixing it.
Does that look good enough for two wheels?
Oh, I fixed the door.
Is that mirrors back?
Oh, you broke a mirror.
Okay.
I think this is...
I think...
Is that about a good gap?
That's a good gap.
Hey, you fixed the door.
Yes.
Alright, I'm gonna send it.
A window.
There's...
Wait, I'm still getting stuff.
Yeah, you can guess that if I'm just gonna try to make it over this.
Grant?
What?
I need one.
I need more scrap.
Bro.
That looks good.
Oh, you looked the door open.
Okay, this might not be the best plan of attack.
Can you try to align these so my wheels so I could just ride this?
Sure.
I could just send this thing.
Does that look good?
Let me see.
It looks okay.
I can't really tell yet until you're close.
Closer?
Oh fuck.
What the hell are you doing?
It's buddy get close to
Jesus oh
Holy smokes
I bet you no one's seen that I bet you no one's seen that kind of tech before
All my haters are real confused
Warp year
We're stuck
Nah, I'll be fine.
We need a wench.
We're stuck in mud.
Then away.
I'll get this, prepare this.
OK, we gotta clear this.
Oh, yeah, I fixed it.
A wench?
There was a wench thing back here.
Oh, yeah, perfect.
Can you grab the remote and pull me?
Yes.
Okay, ready?
Make sure it's in the front, not the rear.
Um, toggle front rear.
Uh, nothing's happened, I believe.
Oh, I just couldn't see it.
Okay.
And then, um, and then pull or release.
So pull.
Oh, you said the front.
Okay.
There we go.
Yeah.
Yes.
Keep going.
Yes.
yes nice oh we're at the brand the full pool more I think
I think we need another steak thing okay another wench yes maybe you could
reuse the same one I'll just grab another one where we're going I don't know
just looks like they're away okay yeah all right
uh i'm gonna need you to do this because i'm the car might go backwards
actually let's see we'll go backwards
uh yeah it's gonna go yep it's gonna go back yep
oh
we're good we're good
We're good.
We're good. We're good. We're good.
Maybe I should have- Not again. Not again. Not again. Not again.
Damn it.
Are you briefing me?
No!
That was all you!
I didn't even hit it.
Maybe we should take turns so that you don't die
I'm trying to get the wench in the hole
Yeah, I see that. I really wait once it's in it's in oh
Maybe I have the drive. Oh, we may have griefed. I think I don't think I could take it out of the hole
Let's see. You're holding it
All right, you could try you can mess around
Okay, I might have to throw this
Let me put it back, maybe, you think?
Let me put this back.
I can't get in.
I'm just going to throw it on the ground.
Is that bad news or what?
My D spawn.
Wait, I KZ, we're good.
All right, here we go.
Wait, what are you going to do?
I'm going to move it while you drive.
I don't.
That's the same thing that happened to me.
Just go forward.
It's going to happen to you.
No, just go forward, okay?
Okay.
Go go go go go now now now quick quick go go go now now
Laura it Laura it now hurry
Hurry Laura it I don't going don't stop we can't move
Hello
What are you doing? I can't move
You're in the you're in the rock
Yeah, we can't move
Maybe we have to put one. I think we have no reset. I think we grift ourselves full. We're not resetting stop
Hold on. Is there another winch thing? Let me see.
It's interesting when a little closer. One second.
Motor oil perhaps?
Okay, I think we put one a little closer, and then we just keep moving closer and closer, and kind of a little bit there. What do you think?
Okay, ready?
I don't.
What the fuck is that?
Why is that what you grabbed?
I don't think what you're doing here is gonna work.
Let's go!
Oh my!
Now!
How did you just do that?
You should have got the other wench, crazy man.
Why don't you just smoke your cigarettes?
Another wench?
How did you even...
What's your game plan right now?
Oh, don't you worry about my game plan, okay?
You're gonna drive her?
No, I don't- you got it.
Come on.
Come on, motherfucker.
I'm ready to go forward though.
There's no going forward, we're stuck.
Um, oh, oh, I think I need to loosen up the cable.
You want to do that for me?
Get a good amount.
Um, okay.
Oh, wait, we're over!
Easy!
Great.
Easy. I can't move.
Well, yeah.
Oh, that was free!
It's still on the winch thing.
Yeah, we're good. We're out.
I took it off. Yeah, we're good. Let me get in there.
That was so free.
No. Okay. We're coming.
Pretty good at this game.
Hey, let me close the door. Okay.
We're really good at this. You want to restart?
Yeah, ignore what I said about.
No, scary.
Ignore what I said about restarting.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh, what's on our left?
Whoa.
I don't know.
We can't drive through there.
There's no way.
No, but there might be a scrap.
Okay.
We can't drive through there, there's no way.
I hope there won't be scrap.
Okay.
Alright.
Where we headed?
I don't know. Should we go down there or ignore it?
No, we don't go down there.
I don't know if we really have a way up.
What is this?
Oh, this is the walk-up.
Is that where we're supposed to go?
Wait, are we going on foot?
I don't know.
Just don't hurt yourself with the prickly.
There's nowhere else to go. We gotta go on foot.
Wow.
Why am I hurt?
You know, we need an RV in real life. We're pros, exactly.
We really want a one, honestly.
Okay, I'm up. What's up here? Whoa, a garage! Wait, we gotta get up here. Maybe we can get
up from...hmm. On the right?
A garage? How the hell are we supposed to get up here?
Oh my god, okay, we're supposed to use these wenches to clear this hill, for sure.
What wenches? See if I'm right?
Please.
Okay, throw them down, maybe? I'll throw them?
No, see this hill? We gotta find a way up.
Yeah, there's only two winches.
Yeah, we gotta pull one, and then we gotta pull another.
And if we fail, it's over. We restart, I think.
We can't restart.
I think that's what, I mean, how else are we supposed to do it?
I mean, the point is to do it and not restart.
Right.
Alright. You have two winches.
I do.
I wish you good luck.
Me yeah, you got to figure out our route
Figure out our route I'll figure out our drive
Good can you come this way or the two steep
Let's see. Let's see how far I can make it if I just floor it.
Yeah. You gotta try to make it and then I'll figure out where to put these bad boys.
Awww.
You can't make it?
Awww.
I think it's gonna be hard to...
I think...
I made it pretty far.
Okay. Maybe I bunch it here?
Oh, you're gonna try to differ out?
Um, I think this might be the only way.
I'm so stuck in here.
I think we do this.
No!
Alright.
What?
I slammed into a rock.
Gonna do this.
I'm going to do this, and we'll get the other one.
Oh, you're just going on your own.
I thought I could make it.
This one?
No, you're good.
I'm almost there, and then I'm going to help.
So that one's there, and then this one will be like...
okay let's go what am i doing come on up drive up to me as much as you can okay
drive drive drive like you've never driven before i'm driving i'm driving i'm driving
did you get it i got it i'm coming let me jump in wait i'm moving i'm moving
Hippy, Hippy.
Park for what?
So I can get in.
Okay.
Well, this is bad.
I got it, don't worry.
Okay. Holy, we're tilted.
Okay, ready?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Are we good?
No, I can't see we're we're kind of we're up there now. We're right next to the winch, but I don't think I could clear it
Okay, how close are you? I mean, I'm like almost on top of it
Well, we're gonna do what we're gonna do from here. Okay, so now I think I'm gonna try this
Don't run me over okay, you're I'm under the RV
Jesus Christ. Okay. Um, now what?
If we let go of this wench, this thing is gonna, it's gonna roll, I think, right?
Oh, for sure.
Okay.
Um.
Get back in here.
Let me in now.
Now!
Where's the other wench?
Up there.
Oh my God, all the way up there? How the hell are we supposed to do that?
Hannah you're stuck.
I can't tell if I'm parked or not.
Keith?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're definitely not parked.
I'm not?
No.
I don't know what maybe you are.
Okay, can you go with your moat and loosen this bitch so I can run with it?
Loosening.
Loosening it! Loosening it!
Loosening.
Loosin' this bit.
Oh, you're so smart.
Thank you.
I didn't even do this.
I tried to connect the back, but it wouldn't let me.
I think I had to loosen it.
Okay.
God's tiring, this hill is so steep.
Okay, let me get the remote.
Wait, wait, damn it.
What, what?
Wait, damn it.
I'm not pulling you.
I'm pulling me.
What?
You guys are so smart.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll put it. I'll put it here. You could pull me though.
I can't get up.
Unravelled the wench.
You're fine. Yep. I'm going for it. Here we go.
We good?
Oh, well, hold on.
The wench is like here. I'll look at you to a tree.
No, no, no, I'm going to make it.
I'm gonna make it alone. Let me cook.
Well, I have to do a tree. Okay, unhook me.
Right.
We're good! Not bad!
Holy shit. Okay, I gotta pull this this wench in though. It's like it's going everywhere. Watch the snake.
What? I said watch out for the snake. Is it pull the in?
It's it's good I think
I got a six pack of
Snake almost killed me
Worth it
I mean you don't hear it
No
There's another wedge controller here if you lost
We should we pick up both and where to go just beard. Yeah, I picked up
Silly
Okay
You can put some in the cabinets, too
Mm-hmm. I've been storing stuff. Oh
Should we get our we could oh, I don't I did I grab oil? Maybe we can see if we can
Change our oil
Yeah, we're gonna I think we're gonna change our oil at some point
Revive friends. Oh, this is Mikey. This is the checkpoint
look this is where you would like to revive me oh i'm supposed to do this alone you know i don't
know what do i do with this power thing
what
won't stop
are you doing that? why are you laughing? laughing cause the snake is trying to kill you and you should be on phase
a snake? I don't see a snake
I don't know, okay
I just see the lynch going crazy
yeah let me run over the snake
okay, I don't see it
it. I think I killed it. I'm gonna die. Wait, it's still alive. Whatever. Wait, the winch is loose. Oh,
my god, the door's still open. You don't know how to close the door, do you? I just figured it
auto closes. It's 2026. You literally broke it earlier. What do you mean? All right, I got some more beer.
I'm actually gonna chug one, I think. Thank god. I mean, you're driving, but yeah, might as well.
I'm gonna toss these beers through the window, okay?
Well, all right.
Oh.
Never mind.
It's a real window.
Not like a fake one.
You can open it.
The windshield?
Right.
Oh, well, no, you can't open windshields.
Thank God you can't drive.
I got a bunch of butter oil, but put it in the back, okay?
Great.
What about...
Oh, it's a barrel?
Yeah.
Barrel yep just in case I got some lotion. I thought it would be I'm gonna apply some lotion right now
So don't get a sunscreen. Oh
Sunscreen I mean some sun sun tan. Sorry
Or wait Sunburn that's what it's called
All right, you open up the map and tell me where to go no, I'm gonna drink a beer. Let's walk in
Okay
We need to do any repairs are we good
Yeah, yeah, that ends we believe it I think I do
Water
Okay, this is not the right way, I think. Let me go this way. Relax.
Why does it show our... it shows our wrench going crazy?
Why did it bang out?
What's wrong with it?
You just... okay.
I don't know what happened, but I'm moving.
Yeah, I see that.
Nice offer. Um, just fine.
You repairing?
Yes, rather scrapped though.
We need more scrap.
Uh...
I think our engine broke. Put it to a single pot.
That's right.
Okay.
I think I have scrap, unless there's a team inventory.
Uh, you could give a shot with the hammer.
I'm just sitting out.
Get in now.
I got pushed out.
Come back in.
I'm flooring it.
Oh shit.
He's bugging her shit out.
Get up there.
No!
That's okay.
Oh no.
Look on the bread side, we have more health.
Oh what the hell?
Winch hook?
Wait so are we supposed to go in the garage and use this winch?
Or whatever?
Maybe we have to fix our ... I think we have to fix ourselves.
And our bathroom walls fucked up.
Yeah.
We gotta repair it with the hammer.
Yeah, this thing, you know?
Aren't we supposed to do something?
Weld?
Prepare a frame?
What?
Oh yeah, okay.
Well, don't we need a scrap?
Like, what the hell is this doing?
It's nothing.
I think you're supposed to do that under the car.
Which can't be, I'm gonna pull.
Okay, I'm gonna pull, I'm gonna pull in.
I'm gonna pull up, I'm gonna pull in.
Okay?
I need to fix our engine.
It's happening.
It's not my engine stuff.
Why would it beep if your engine's off?
It's making no sense.
All right.
Fix me up.
Oh, are you OK?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think you're on something.
Oh, you're in there.
Yeah, it's fine.
I can't get under though because that's fine.
All right, here, here, there you go, it'll go up.
Where's the thing? I can't reach it.
Hold on, the car's gonna lift. There you go, you're good.
Wow, technology. Nice, okay, what do we do?
I don't know, I just figured we needed to do this, do we not?
I don't know.
Maybe
What do you got over there the flipotronic let me see if I could change
Can't get up maybe this is for our air pressure
pressure.
What?
Did this flip?
Oh.
What is this?
Oh.
Am I repairing it?
I think I'm repairing.
You are?
I don't know.
It looks good.
I want to change our oil.
Where do I do that?
Maybe the front.
Did I do it?
You already fixed it.
Prepare engine.
What the hell in this shit? Hell yeah.
How?
I don't know. I don't even know if you actually need oil.
That might be just a fun.
Oh.
I'll lower her?
How do I get out?
I'm trying to bring it inside, alright, let's drive, I don't know, there was a bear last
I don't know what we do about that.
I'm sure.
I'll be right back though.
You got this.
I don't know what we do about this bear.
This bear is going to aggro us again.
Do we have bear spray?
We got bear spray?
I'm just gonna hope that the bear doesn't actually follow me to this bridge.
Put the shin park.
Oh fuck.
We're still okay.
We are.
This is fine.
Um.
Okay.
it was a bear
where are we?
oh
it was the bear! it's not what it was the bear's fault
I don't know what we do about the bear, Hannah
um, is that bad?
Yeah, he's just gonna gatekeep us.
Hmm, maybe I could distract him.
But then we're gonna find a way across still.
Well yeah, RV.
We gotta repair our stuff again, right?
There's a ladder here?
Yeah we gotta repair our stuff but honestly I think this bear's gonna give us a problem.
no matter what.
So, what do we do about that?
You know?
Uh, the work.
The work.
Once again.
What do we do about the bear?
Who does it get?
I don't know what happened.
I don't know. I don't know what we hit.
This game is hard.
Really hard.
The game of life.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Am I doing that?
The bear.
I don't have a fucking glass.
Yeah, no, it's...
Our roof fell off.
Everything gets fine.
Everything fell off, but the bear's still a problem, so I have to practice sending it.
Yeah, I'm trying to fix so he can't come through.
I think we're almost done the game.
We're out of...
Hell, no.
We're about to floor it we're about to floor it we're about to floor it we're about to floor it
and third hit it oh oh where are we oh we did it we made it yeah we're safe
We're safe. Our front's gone, but we made it. We're safe.
All right.
I'm feeling damn good.
I don't like the bears in this game. They're very difficult.
They're scary.
What's that?
I don't know. I think we got a... the planks.
Our car is fucked up.
Yeah, I saw there's a gas can on the bed. I don't know if we did get oh
We forget in it. Oh
Oh my god, no bitch, no way. What are we supposed to do? What are we supposed to do?
There's two we have to go now
Now what are we supposed to do?
I want to alter for the bears.
Can we drive around them?
You think they're stuck?
Just come.
I'm going to pound town on this fucking bear.
Let's do this.
I think we have to separate the planks more though.
You don't even make this?
I
Make that how do I look?
You look beautiful
Okay, we're doing pretty good
good because there's scrap
there's a tire down there I think we'll need that oh I think I can clear this what
what does it look like does it look like I clear it well I've left the other side
is is there though don't go don't go don't go oh my god be careful am I gonna
make it yeah
I might have to win, Chiu.
Yeah, I'll use the remote.
Look at that.
All right, release the lunch.
OK.
Hey, we're kind of running.
They were stuck.
Oh, don't release the lunch.
What did we stuck on?
Oh, there you go.
OK, I think it was lunch on the floor or something.
okay can we fix this thing up we only had one piece of scrap
oh okay let's keep going nope we can't
actually beating this game not gonna be us that's for sure
we're fine it's a big drop
Oh
You can't get it a single time or we lose yeah
We need a new tire I think that's all I'm back there
We don't
What the fuck
We're good gas station
Holy shit, wait, we're doing really good. We got to be halfway down the game. It's fine
What's that?
No, no, man
Bitch
Dude the bears are so stupid
I mean there's not this many bears, are you serious?
They're not going to attack an RV!
What am I supposed to do?
Come to me, Mike!
Let's get out of this bitch!
Dude, this bear shit is stupid.
I do not like this bear situation that we're in.
Yes, uh, too difficult.
Whoa, wheels. Which one was the hurt one?
We got scrap metal in here.
Oh hell yeah. I can't tell which wheel's bad.
Uh...
Oh
Some of our wheels are just loose we need to drill them back in
Oh, that's it. Okay. I think so. Yeah
Like that see
Yeah
Yeah, I think our wheels are fine. It's a little it's a little drilling
There you go
Perfect
We got two wench tools
Nice repairing just hold it hold it. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, just hold it. Yeah, get in there and hold it
Yeah, yeah like that keep holding it. Yeah
Yeah, I'll help you
Thank you
All right, let me put you back
You pushed me I
I found the engine Mikey
Maybe that's where you use the oil
Yeah
Anyway, we're
Our health is low. I don't know what we do with that
Have you been?
No, I
We're using our scrap metal. It's coming up on top of the screen. I see okay
Now we're good we're chilling
Wait, what's this?
Ready ready
Oh, you're moving us. Oh, nice. Oh, yeah.
What the fuck is this tape? Oh, my God, this map.
Is it massive?
I couldn't read that
We're kind of halfway through the game
Okay, let me drive it. Let me drive it out
We're almost finished the game we're halfway really yeah according to the map
We were reversing.
Oh, nice.
Where?
Uh, nope.
There he goes.
Wait, we didn't bring the winches with us.
We don't have any.
You can't take them out, I don't think, once we're in the ground.
No, there was two on that checkpoint, wasn't there?
Uh, I didn't see them.
Oh, my God, we cleared it.
Yeah, we did have them, but we'll just use trees instead.
We could winch the tree yet.
We're doing pretty good.
Oh fuck, I'm just gonna send it, okay, I'm gonna floor it.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Polish.
Very good.
I don't know why I thought second gear would be a good idea there.
Oh my god, there's like no road.
Yeah, this is how you drive an RV though.
If we ever, you know, we were thinking about getting an RV, this is what we'd have to do.
Drive on the side of like cliffs like this.
Would I have to drive?
Yeah, I don't have a lesson. Oh my god
There's a skull here it means death
No
I want to go right wait those mines those are mines
What you're gonna run over?
Yeah
Can we turn it off from now? I shoot it. I
Might have to go around and that was a window
What what if I here sit back?
pretty yes I
Think we just go around it. Can you lay this out nicely?
We need to build a bridge or not a bridge a with all these planks
We need to build a
frost roads if you will
I mean, like a crisscross applesauce first cross applesauce make a
Well, you know what I mean
No, we need to make a look we need to make a lot of crisscross so we could
We could park right oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, something something like this
and then like how are we gonna put this that look good okay there's a mind in
here what can you cover it yes I think we're gonna need to cover one of them to
drive in you think or you don't know for I think I got enough room I'll let you
know wait let me pick up a beer can and see if I could throw it out this mind
Okay.
Oh, no.
Nice throw.
Are you okay?
Ow.
That hurt.
Yeah, that's okay though.
What if I antidote you?
What happens?
Where are you?
Okay, so we're going to blow up that other one.
Oh, I put it myself.
All right, all right, we got to blow this up
Or we just cover it like we did that works, too
All right, I'll show us that it's yeah, it works
Okay, I'm not in damn it. Okay. Oh
Let's me up. Let me up. Let's me up.
Oh, oh, oh,
right there. You okay? Yeah, I think so.
Bring it on. Bring it on. Bring it on.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bring me back up.
Now. Yeah, here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna float me in and out of it.
That's fine. You're gonna float me in and out of a trance.
Okay. In and out of a trance.
sleep. Oh Jesus. Uh is that a
trance? No, it's not the
trance. Oh no. Can you can you
can you pull it up? Can you
clamp it? Uh I thought I was
gonna do but I don't think so.
Oh
Jesus oh God. Oh now we're really in Jurassic Park. Oh, oh, okay. I'm on I winched it
What do you mean you're on?
What I winched the thing pull it up. That's not gonna
Hmm, I don't know how I'm gonna do this
I don't think this is worse. You have to lay in mine. Yeah, I don't have a lot of control of
Okay, we should do it further away, but how am I gonna do that now? We're stuck
Yeah, okay, can you let it go and see what happens?
Maybe I could grab it and pull
Damn we were so close. Yeah, we almost had that
We gotta fix it up right go before the bear. No, I gotta fix it up again. Okay
I don't know what to do with it.
It's your full health again, right?
Yeah.
We'll be okay.
I hope so.
Alright.
Why are there so many beer cans?
I just want to stay focused all right
When I do the tires wait, yeah, we could do them as we cross though
No, cuz I wanted a
Wanted to get the tape what if what if we collect them like what the tapes
We're not like
You're with us over yeah, let me
Okay, you think your character could swim no no
Wait, it's not so easy now is it?
Not so easy in it
Well, I didn't put the part I didn't put it in park. I think
Okay, go now. Oh, shit, where's my tool?
Alright, tires are fixed.
Are we going?
Well, uh, it's rolling backwards.
Why is it rolling backwards?
I don't know, maybe because you could be in it.
We're supposed to go forward?
No, the car is rolling backwards.
That's fine.
Okay.
Oh wait, the scrap metal here. Did we see this last time?
Uh, where?
Right here. All this.
We did that. Bad.
Look at all these repairs we could do.
Wait, we're back.
We're back!
Alright, so...
Can we repair the engine?
Nah.
You're good, you're good.
Yeah, you're good.
Okay.
Alright.
Can you handle the repairs? I handle the driving.
Okay.
I think I'm a really good driver.
Yeah.
Good repairs, good repairs.
Right at the top. There we go.
Good repairs.
Right to the front. Oh, I hit you. I'm sorry.
That's okay.
Oh, your mirror's off. I should get that one.
No, no, no. I don't need a mirror.
I have eyes on the back of my head.
You still have nine strap metal, supposedly.
Really?
It's not my experience, it's nine.
Maybe I can just roll down your window. I can get into the mirror.
Oh, whoa.
What if we go left instead of right this time?
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sure.
Okay, we're gonna see what left is.
I swear if it's a fucking bear, I'm gonna be pissed.
Oh, private property. No trespassing.
That's fine. Let's see what's in there.
Hello. What hat?
Dramatol.
That was bugged.
No, dude!
There's a bear face. There's a bear's friend. There's a bear's friend.
I hate the bear so much. I hate him.
Oh, it's gone.
Look at the health of her. Look at the health of her.
I hate the bear so much everything we just did. I hate the bear so much
We just repaired it I was like the best we've ever had it
Okay, I gotta restock some stuff don't leave wait we need a bunch of this stuff. It's good stuff
Okay, waiting
Dude the bears are so annoying the hardest part of the game
Okay, we need the motor oil and the the antidote
I'll try to repair again. Maybe I'll be okay. I take the new look at the RV. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very nice
convertible
Did you have the beer? Yeah, of course.
What are we grabbing sunglasses and hats for? It's important.
We have one shot and one shot only.
All right, let's try the crisscross again.
That looks solid this looks yeah this looks like fine work
Maybe we can go up and I can go up with you and then maybe I can attach the thing really quick
I don't think we need to attach it. We're good
Is it our door
That's been gone.
Okay.
Duck on.
I could push, maybe.
Wait.
Oh, my God, there's a landmine.
All right, we're on.
Oh, oops.
I just have to get ready to jump start straight.
Lift me up.
Are you ready?
I think so.
Oh!
Oh, down.
Are you done?
Oh, we hit the landmine.
We're flying up.
OK.
Perfect.
OK.
We're OK.
Keep going up.
Oh.
OK.
Well, we're up, but I can't move.
We need to win.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.
OK.
wait we have no wheels none um we have two there's one in the back this will be fine
we have a spare okay we don't need four three is fine uh i'm gonna try to walk up uh oh shoot
What happened game is very difficult I don't know what we do I don't know
Um, this is not good.
Oh, no, no.
Did you fall?
I can get you.
How'd you get up there?
I just parkour, parkour.
I think we're going to go back.
Where are you?
I'm here.
Oh, you're fine. Okay.
So I attached the back and the front.
So what I'm either moat.
No.
Okay, I'm going to get it.
I think we, I think we try to flip this bit.
Are you going to watch the, you're going to wench the back.
I think I should get out actually.
I like what you're thinking.
You know what? YOLO.
AHHHHHH!
No, you're fine, you're fine.
Ow!
You're fine.
Okay, I'm gonna flip now, try to do the front.
Okay.
Yes.
No matter I can't see.
Yeah, you're good, that's good.
I'm gonna go back now.
No!
So hard this game so hard.
I hate that it restarts us here where we're going to repair it.
I wish we could just like-
Yeah, there was bears.
There was bear mace though in there.
If we just grab, it was in that, um, the place we're not supposed to go.
If we just get straight down and grab the bear mace, we should be okay.
Just get it right away.
I
Could do this
Are you gonna repair the tires while I yeah, we'll be efficient
Okay. Okay.
I fell.
I'm waiting. Let me know.
It's okay. I can swim. I'm back.
He's got some high tech.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
couple Swedes of course it is yeah it's got crazy tech like a really well-made
game I'm surprised
I'm getting my windshield foggy really well it's just because we have one now
we didn't have one before okay with all that spot I'll get the I'll get the
bear maze
Okay, I don't think we drive to the bear. I think we just like pick it up and just grab the bear meets and give
Well, yeah
And the motor oil, please can you get one like it's the other?
Oh, we have time for that the bear's gonna smoke our shit. Maybe just park the RV far away. We'll run there
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Oh, okay. Yeah, we can outrun him.
Wait, we're here already?
Yeah.
What did I blame my...
How did we get to the bear before we made it past those three points? I don't remember.
No, the bear was behind us.
Oh.
What if we just wench up instead of doing this?
What if we don't use the lift?
What if we just wench up?
That's gonna be hard.
What if?
Right.
I don't think so.
What if we just wench up like right here?
I feel like we could wench up right here.
What if we didn't like?
How do we do this?
There's cross apples on us.
I know, but it doesn't work, but it hasn't been working.
Maybe we just do a smaller, like don't do the whole thing, you know what I'm saying?
Like, because the RV doesn't fit on the whole thing anyway.
So let's just move you like a small side.
I'm saying I hear you, but I don't know if it'll work, but I'm just trying to think.
I guess there's a there's a lamb right now.
Like this.
Yes. Yeah. I think when you drive on that, it's gonna.
It just just guide me
I'd be okay like I think that we have what's the point okay your wheels are gonna hit it
You gotta go more to the left
Okay left left left left left I might push you or something
Okay, okay, stop stop stop. Yeah, you're close to the landmine. Okay, what do I do now?
We might want to cover it. We might want to cover it. What do I do now? I'm gonna pick up a board and cover the landmine.
Okay.
Okay, go forward more.
Like this?
get on there yep keep going okay okay okay okay before we before we go up hold on are we gonna hit
if we go up are we gonna hit the wait we should be okay no this should be fine okay yeah yeah
I'm with you okay I'm with you
Fuck! I fell!
Why does this always happen?
It was the same thing that happened last time.
I don't know I broke some bones. I don't know how we fixed it
What do we do we can't grab that
that. I broke my legs. I guess I could do it because I'm already hurt. I just don't
I don't think you'll be able to grab it.
Fuck, this game's hard.
You got it! That's all I should do.
What am I gonna do with it now?
Walk up the cliff.
Like how I did earlier?
Don't hit the landmine.
up the cliff on the left. Can you rest me? I don't think so. Oh my god, it actually wraps
around stuff. That's crazy. Yeah, go left. The other way. This way. Up, up. Oh, I can't
or is he? Okay, this way. Thank you. I just don't think this is gonna work. Probably not.
Well, how many of them out now do it do it again? I guess I'm for it. Maybe you could throw me
Yeah, I guess you go
This is not gonna work we're gonna pull it it's gonna fall again
Oh, that's game.
Oh, I don't think the physics can handle our moves.
Oh, it's really in there.
Oh, I can't do anything.
Oh, she's really stuck.
Hallie.
I'll hit the button.
OK.
Oh, you pulled it back up?
Holy fuck, this is so hard, okay.
Can we just drive it the way that I climb?
And what are we going to drive it?
That's what I'm saying, we wench the trees.
But this is so ass, yeah.
We wench the trees.
Literally.
Oh my god, this is so hard.
We're getting really good at repairing this thing when we spawn though.
Yeah
That's our pit crew.
Yeah, we're quick.
Oh my God.
You were too far to the left when you got to the top and hit the bar on the top left.
I think we're going to try to do strategy because that one seems too hard.
turn a try, wenching through the trees.
Do you want me to repair it?
Yeah.
Do you want me to repair it so you can think more about it?
Yeah, I mean, it may as well, right?
Mm-hmm
The planks don't fit normally they just don't they're smaller than the square
You know I'm saying wait, what if we took these planks
Nah, we don't need that many flanks. Bye.
Oh my god.
Oh, duh.
Oh my god.
What happened?
We may as well just restart.
No.
Okay, well let's at least see if the wench tech will work.
Play mine, play mine, play mine, play mine, play mine.
I said at least see if the wench tech will work
What I was thinking I guess this landmine kind of is a problem
What I was thinking was sending it up like this way right up you know what I'm saying
Yeah, I want to try to
Just send this wench right up this hill like right
Oh here's the poles by the way look these are the poles I was talking about
All right, we grab this wench, and maybe we'll use this wench, maybe.
Grab this other wench.
You can put them in the shelf.
Yeah, they're in the shelf.
Right.
They're on the shelf.
Oh, there's a fresh wheel.
Smear, we should put one in the car, just in case they're not in that one, it'll fuck.
I can't throw it in there.
game time
okay
perfect perfect perfect
I don't know how I'm hitting stuff
I don't understand.
I think it's just fallout.
Let me open.
I got two winches though.
There are winches.
Nice.
Oh, hold on.
Wait.
I got the bridge on the planks.
I know I hear you, but they're too short.
I don't think you guys understand that the the planks aren't as long as the the the rectangle or whatever the square
They're too short
We're still got our wenches back there
Um
Yes
I don't know if we if we went we can but I do think it'll hurt our our vehicle
but I mean the other way I don't see it clean I don't see a clean way to get up
that lift
there's a land mine right up here somewhere yeah you want to try to blow
this one up from far away yeah what do we do throw beer can at it yeah oh I
drink it. I got it. Nice throw. All right. This is your
crash. Where's the beer can? Where's the beer can go? Can I
throw it on? We could use the plank. You want me to
do it here? Here, I'll break this one. Watch this.
Careful.
I'm not sure.
Alright, what's the plan?
Did you break it?
No.
Pick up pick up pick up
What if we
Oh, I just broke it. Are you kidding me?
Yeah, let me throw a beer can at it. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. You okay? Yeah
All right, are we going to try the lift again or are we going to try to winch the side?
Wait.
What?
I'm making sure our beer is ready.
That's six pack open.
What you doing?
It's kind of working.
What I think I think it's gonna fall again like these tanks fucking suck. Yeah, I'm telling you we went up the side
But this actually does work
I'm down to one trip decide though, I don't really give a shit these banks that
Wait, they kind of work.
Why do we do this to start?
I don't know.
Wait, that's good work. Hold on.
Well, aren't they just going to mess up when you drive up?
They will, for sure.
Huh.
That's my cards.
That's stressful.
Yeah, this game is really stressful.
little more. Get up. You're rolling off. The problem is, if we go too far up and then
we lift, we're just gonna hit the... Yeah, it's just gonna break again. It's gonna,
it's gonna implode. You know? What if we don't go all the way? I mean, in theory, this should
work in theory this looks perfect yeah I think you send it I think this works I
think it's works yeah
Oh my god.
We did it.
We're stuck.
What are we stuck on?
I think we need a wench out of here.
We gotta drop it.
Or we just wench out.
I have a button.
That works too.
You could drop the button.
No, I'm already wenching.
Oh, yeah, I gotta do the thing and oh
All right
Ready?
Oh, God, we need a checkpoint after this. Holy crap.
Yeah, I need a meant to be.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Wait, we didn't get the bear maze.
What? Oh, yeah, it's in that house.
No, it's not in this house.
Really?
Yeah, it's in the house at the bottom.
Maybe this house has some.
Can you get the bear mason to come back up?
First...
Oh, last scrap.
Uh, disposable grill.
Here, I'm gonna go look and put it...
There's a big outside. Oh, that's you.
Okay, I'm still looking for the hair mace.
Oh, I bet, I bet, wait, I bet burgers or how we heal.
I'm gonna try to um, see if I can.
Oh, it puts a grill.
Oh, it's on fire!
Oh my god, what the fuck.
Bear, bear, where's the mace?
Where?
I don't have mace.
Where's the mace of the house?
We don't have fucking me.
Wait, it's just a one-time use this game sucks this game actually sucks so much cock
One-time use
I don't know what to do because this bear is gonna come back to us
Don't let it I don't you throw some sunglasses at it. Oh, we're in a way
I hate the bears. I hate the bears. I hate them.
Well, I don't have bear spray, but I got a six pack of beer, so.
Check out your seat.
She's hurt on them.
I didn't see him.
He saw the fireworks.
Can you guide me backwards?
I can't see.
How?
Just tell me if I'm to go on the right way.
Or if I'm gonna kill myself.
Oh, it's you the door open.
You're gonna do something, alright.
Am I okay?
I can't tell.
Yeah, you're okay for now
It's good. It's gonna be the end of our trip. I'll send you want to stop pretty soon
Okay, stop don't go back anymore
When you go up, but we need to go up
Okay
Okay, stop stop hold on I got it. I got it. I got it
I
Okay steep hill I think I think it's what's telling me very steep hill
Holy what do we have to do floor it and hit the ramp with the floor and hit a ramp? Oh
We don't have a checkpoint if we okay, I'm gonna let you know if we fuck this up
I'm all to foreign so fast okay
Okay, there's no checkpoint if we fuck this up
It's over. Hey, what's this?
A little puzzle. A little puzzle.
Hold on.
How are you going to get back?
What the grief was that?
This game sucks. Oh my god.
I picked up the stupid watermelon and it just made it set me fucking flying
All right, you know what to do Hannah you gotta floor it
No, I mean, I'm dead. There's nothing else. No, you can't winch down there. There's no winching. I'm dead
I'm dead. Why you have to send it
No, I need you to do this with me, I mean you could try to climb down if you want but if you're stuck I guess
Oh, am I wearing the watermelon on my head?
Yes.
All right, how do we got here?
Oh, I came up down this way, but...
Yeah.
Over here?
Maybe?
Uh-oh.
Oh
What am I holding?
I'm dead again. Yeah
Okay
Dude we're stuck in a hole. Yeah, we are we? Oh, I'm gonna die. I think
I think.
Oh.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm trying to climb.
What are you doing back there?
I'm going to push your ass.
Oh, I can throw you. Wait.
Yeah, but then you've got to
But then how do I get up?
Um.
You know?
Oh
Okay, now you go you floor it. No, no, no, you gotta I got it. We're gonna do this together
Okay
Take my hand. Can you pick me up? Yes
You caught me
I was doing this for the scrap metal by the way right there you see work. Yeah. Yeah
and it's over it all right let's run here we go here we go buckle in I turned the engine off
we're not gonna make it we're gonna make it we're gonna make it we're gonna make it we're gonna make it
I hear a bear go fast. Go go go go. We are actually so good. We're so good. We're so
So good.
Very nice job.
How do I get...
We got a bunch of extra wheels, we don't need those.
It seems kind of like that peak game, right?
In a weird way.
Just with an RV.
I don't like that one.
It's kind of the same idea, you just climb up.
Yeah.
the
Okay, is that repair thing here, the welder?
Uh...
Oh wait, there's more scrap.
Look, look how far we've gotten.
One more model oil.
Oh, uh, where are we?
Um, we're just past that big jump.
Yep.
We've gotten pretty far.
actually halfway done. Nice. Actually, I don't think we're halfway done, but hey. No.
All right. Look at us. Feeling damn good. Okay, which way do we go now? I gotta look
the map, huh? We go...
Great?
What's that?
What?
Oh, we go that way.
I'll take it.
I'm not sure.
It took me 11 hours to meet the first time.
Oh my god.
This isn't too bad.
Um, yeah.
That was too bad at all.
Yeah.
What's behind us?
We go a different way.
Yeah, there's two ways.
What's behind us?
Hey, there's two ways, actually.
This way is up the up.
This way is not so up the.
All right, both go up these.
Oh, this way.
I think we got to floor it.
Nevermind.
Oh, look at my seat.
Who built a ramp like that on the right? Oh my lord, that's what we went over, right?
Mm-hmm
We're gonna have three point this or actually ride it. No, we're in three point it
Wait, what does this go?
Uh, I'm hoping it goes to not to that that'd be really grief
I forgot you could do this.
No crazy obstacles, we're just kind of moving.
Oh, that's a bit of an obstacle, but I can make it born from moments like these.
What is Planks doing?
Oh, I gotta get it.
Oh, I see we got it.
Okay, so I could try to floor it, okay?
Or we go right.
But I could floor that, maybe.
Okay, I'm gonna run on the top.
I
Should I put more planks down now I'll floor it
No, oh
You're going on a road you can't go on
So close
I'm stuck
Here we need a winch
you know when you pull yeah I got to grab some grab that thing you don't see
those snakes attacking you no the snakes aren't on my screen interesting I need
a pole yeah I have one for you not like that but oh I mean I guess like that
Thanks.
Oh lord.
It's too hard.
Too hard.
How do you get back up?
Oh no, you're fine.
The plank.
I'm gonna need an antidote. I'm hurt.
I
Winch me up, baby, okay. I got the remote okay
We're good. Yeah, you unwench me. That's please unhook it. I'm afraid of the snakes. I can't see
Wait, wait, wait.
That was a pretty good cross.
Not too shabby.
Let me jump in.
That was a pretty good cross.
Let me jump in.
Yep, sorry.
and a really stressful part of the game but this part's really easy I'm not gonna lie
to you look we can clear this with these two trick this oh my god it's shaking oh fuck
Oh fuck, we're good.
Yeah, thanks, fine.
We need a post.
Roger, don't screw it up.
A pole.
Oh, we don't have one.
A pole, not a pole, what is this called?
A plank.
Oh fuck.
We need many planks.
I don't know if one plank's going to cut it.
You think I could cross with one plank?
No shot.
maybe I'll find one I'll find one up ahead maybe wait can I push this I push
this big perfectly formed square maybe both can let's let's try oh my god I'm
pushing what if we what if we hook it what if we hook it to the car and pull
back. You see me moving it? Yeah.
He pushed it.
We're almost there.
Okay.
Is it stuck?
What you doing?
What you doing oh, you're gonna wenship the other way
Yeah, I'm just gonna pull it. I'll take it forever
Yeah, I'll keep pushing though. I'm strong. Okay. Yeah, you are strong. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh
Come on
It's right there
I think you were doing it actually am I doing it now?
You're not doing anything
Am I doing nothing? No, it's all me
What?
Holy shit
Oh now you're doing it. Oh hell yeah. Oh, no!
Okay, back to plan A. Back to plan A.
I love wood
All right, this is probably as big as my gap is
Oh
Big
Perfect gap
Okay, you D D
No, you just hit the button to reset it. Okay. I'm gonna send it. Okay?
Oh no
Help help
Help.
What do I put it on?
Uh, uh, wait.
Uh.
Oh.
Maybe over there.
Oh.
What do I do?
Rock?
Maybe rock?
Oh.
Oh, wood plank.
You got it?
Okay.
You hooked it onto a wood plank?
It's all I got.
Okay.
I'm pulling.
I'm standing on it.
Oh, it's pulling.
It's pulling me.
It's falling me! It's falling me!
Alright, this is not gonna work.
Um...
Okay, um...
Uh...
Okay.
Oh, it's stuck.
Oh.
Oh, it's stuck.
Oh, this is a really bad spot to be in.
Wait, I'm looking for a thing. Hold on.
Oh, come on.
There's gotta be something.
Oh my god, I almost fell on the hill. I almost fell on the hill. Oh my god.
Okay, what if I went your backwards?
Okay, yeah, it's a dead end.
Then try to get it unstuck.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to went your backwards.
Get it unstuck and try again
Here we go ready yeah and rattlesnakes everywhere
All right here we go uh rear pull
I
You got it you got it am I out yeah, well, let's we'll use the three planks this time
Yeah reset it oh fuck. Oh, no. Oh fuck. What it's slowly falling
Hold on I
hold on
the
reset
the
perfect
weird cause like the rocks
the rocks don't have a lot of
like good enough I can clear that I can clear that
you think so? I think so
oh yeah I can clear that watch this
No, you're not on it. You're not on it. Oh, you went too far left. Oh, um, shoot.
I
Oh, there's think I mean think you can get on the tree behind you
Over here. Yeah, I
Think our car might be toast
Yeah.
Uh?
Oh?
Wait?
Oh
Wait
Oh
Oh, oh
Okay. Yes very good
Can I repair this bitch? Do we have anything?
I guess I got to go backwards because I can't see that's all we got
I can't see anything I don't know if I'm in the clear or not oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Hannah, I don't know, I, I, I, I help.
Uh...
Okay, I'm gonna go straight on this rock right here, and we'll reset.
Okay, and that will look backwards.
Uh...
Okay, I'm stuck.
Oh, I'm stuck.
You know what's behind it here, I think.
I'm like, I'm, I'm gonna, yeah, I'm stuck.
Okay.
I'm stuck.
I need you to help me.
What do you want me to do?
Once you forward or backwards?
Once we backwards, maybe?
I need it to be looser.
Oh, I reset it, everyone, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Reverse,
pull.
Imagine us doing this in real life.
Uh, I couldn't.
This is a tight situation to be in.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay. You undo the wench?
Done.
I think I'm stuck again.
Really?
Yeah.
We're trying to push.
Actually, it's a good idea. I'm gonna crack open a cold one and I'm gonna give it a little no push
Okay
Oh
Yeah, I'm just trying to turn it around you
And I'll push this okay
This is so stuck.
Okay.
react to winch it
what's this okay
how what are you gonna watch it here well I was gonna do a tree over there
but snake got me are you gonna winch are you're watching the front I think
I'm gonna give it a twist. Yeah, I'm gonna stay in the driver's seat just so you can twist me.
I gotta do this side. Okay.
You're gonna twist the front and it's gonna like flip is what your plan is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Okay. So I'm almost dead. That's fine. I have anti-dote. Okay.
Oh, alright. And then grab the remote. We're gonna do front and we're gonna pull it.
Okay.
Oh, we did it nice nice. Okay, let me go. Oh
Oh my god, okay, okay. I try to space these out a little more but um
You can tell me if I'm good. You need to go slow. Yeah, I thought I could floor it
All right, what's the angle looking like? Is this angle good?
No, no, no, bad. Go backwards. Backward, backward, backward. Okay.
Okay.
Let me fix this plank.
What about now?
Go, go, more to me. Yep, yep, okay. Okay. Straight.
Floor it?
Don't floor it, but yeah, go wait. Oh my god. You are just on the edge of this plank
I go straight and go go right a little bit
Okay, okay, keep going right a little bit. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep straight straight straight
Why did I do that to the beginning why did I think I could floor that I didn't realize it was so tight
What the hell is this?
What oh wait we go down and then we go across the mud. I think we're gonna suck in the mud
Yeah, thanks
And we will go across the mud and then we need there's nothing to winch to here
Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
Is it much sticky?
I don't know.
I don't know if this one's gonna work.
Oh, it's so fucked.
Um.
We can winch it to the poles right there.
Pool poles.
Peace.
Oh, we gotta go over that.
We gotta go over the mud, right?
Yeah, but the mud looks hard as fuck.
Do we think our tires will get stuck in this?
Like what?
Um...
I don't know what if I just what if I floor it just momentum yeah yeah that'll
probably work okay go so fast the mud can't stick me what do you think yes
Yes, yes, I'm in
That's not gonna work
Yeah, you're good, the ones I even sticky
It's slippery
We don't have lunches we're fucked right like we're permanently stuck
Okay, I got an idea unconventional, right?
I got an unconventional idea.
We went up there and we slowly, you know what I'm saying?
How do we get up there though?
This way?
Um...
Right here? Right here, Mikey?
let's see this might be the end of the road it might be permanently stuck oh
this way Mikey this way this way oh this way there we go oh no no no that's
at the limit it's at the limit it's at the limit no it is crap there's so much
crap up here maybe we can find um a thingy
Oh, I found one! I found two! I found two!
I'm drawing it down.
I don't see them. Oh. Where do we want them?
I don't know.
Okay. Um...
There's the other one?
A lot of scrapbook here.
It wasn't the greatest one.
Beer! I'll get it.
Okay.
Gonna make it here and then once on that how are we going to get out of this spot?
Oh, fuck.
I
Just don't I don't know how I'm gonna clear it with this winch that I put I should have put it further
Like where do I put the next one now?
Maybe like a final one
Like maybe I winch this one so far
Like how far can this thing go if I winch it all the way
Year
My limit here and I slide down
down. That's where I am. What if I put the next one up here and then it slides down?
Oh, um, I don't know. I think you're going to get stuck right here.
You have a license for that winch? I do. I do. I think you just put it here. But then
you could just drive up this. No, because I'll be stuck. I'll be stuck. Once I'm in
in the mud it's over. Oh, okay. Once I'm in the mud it's actually over. Yeah, then do
what you said. I dropped it. Maybe. Like somewhere right here? Yeah. Try to put it like here somewhere.
No, you don't avoid or you don't get in the mud at all. Try to put it like yeah right
here. Wait, there's a house here. Let me get two man job, maybe we'll see. Okay.
I think I'm doing it myself maybe okay okay and now I'm going to go ahead and
Yes, you didn't mean to do it. I think I'm doing it myself. Maybe okay, okay, and now oh
We look great. Oh
God now I need to detach the winch
I'll do it. Oh watch this
Release okay?
What? Oh
It's not released. It's not released. Oh
Like it just yeah, okay
Fuck yeah, no
Now where are we?
We go to the house?
Yeah.
Right there, and we'll get started.
Thank god there's no more bears.
That shit sucks.
Yeah.
You know what we should play? We should play Portal 2.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
Yeah, let's fix her up.
Sorry.
My headset's being weird.
It's crackling and making all sorts of noises.
Really?
Yeah, I know why I said that.
Is it my brain?
Maybe.
How do I get in here you can just back it up
Forget all my buttons
That's it like crack is like was crackling for a second. That's really weird. Oh that noise was
I
Have those burgers
I mean nuggets I
Can nuggets
No, I was I was unhealthy. Okay. All right. We got that repaired up now. We're we go for now for here
We're here. Then we go through this. Okay. I see I see I see I said I know where to go onward
third. Here we go. Okay. What the fuck? Oh my. It's always my fault. Fine. We don't
Uh, okay, the music changed, uh, never let the beer car go, please don't.
Ooh, I might have to go soon.
What's up?
You're cut.
Yeah.
Ooh.
California wildfires.
Yeah, she's already on the way.
Oh!
Oh, God.
It's fine. I'll go when you go.
Um, maybe I go and get ready and you can keep going until you're ready to get off?
Say a couple things to do before she is here.
What am I gonna do? I gotta play wow, I guess.
Oh, yeah, that's the only thing I can-
What we got to put the fire out fire extinguish go
Oh, xss, xss, ew, ew.
What the fuck?
It's all goopy.
Goo.
Wait, can we use the goo as a ramp?
Maybe.
I doubt it.
It goes away.
Oh, yeah, OK.
How do we do this?
We have to, oh, fuck.
I saved mine in the cabinet.
Well, Mikey, this might take a minute.
I'm gonna go.
You gotta go?
I gotta shower.
Okay, you have to go.
Okay, all right.
We'll call it.
You do this though.
No, you could do this and see if you can make it out
on your own.
Okay, yeah.
all right oh I'll be back I'm sure I don't know maybe
Oh, oh.
Ah.
Yes.
Oh.
Ah.
Yes.
Oh.
Ah.
Yes.
Yeah, I don't like this oh, oh
We are owning are we for
We're serious we for serious for real. We're stuck. We're stuck
We're stuck what are we stuck on man?
Oh, oh, oh, I see, okay, I'll get a sign of this mess.
Can you stop voting, please?
I'm so sorry.
Uh-oh.
They're a vote.
No.
Okay.
Ah, okay.
Nice.
Stop.
In the name of the law.
Or they're a vote.
And the name of the law.
Or the remote.
Just here.
Under this.
Fuck my ass.
Alright, I thought I was going to take damage.
Yeah, I'm essentially playing solo right now.
But that's okay.
Yeah, we're in California right now.
What the fuck is this cross?
Oh no.
I mean, this is not going to happen.
This is not going to happen.
There's no way I make this.
I'm sorry.
There's no way.
I got an idea.
My tires are fine, I think.
Okay, now I just got to drop the wrench.
What the fuck?
I am absolutely moving.
Are we serious right now?
Six miles.
The shit is so easy
Well, the shit is so eat I'm not even gonna repair I literally I'm not even gonna repair that's how easy it is
Actually, I'm on the floor with this.
I should shut up.
Oh, holy shit, that's scary.
What the hell?
Oh, I wasn't even close, I was way off.
This is not going to work.
Wait, I don't f***ing...
Headset just died.
No.
Alright.
Fine.
How do I get back in?
Back?
Oh, oh, okay, right?
Oh!
Uh, we're sideways.
Oh, okay.
Okay, this looks bad, but I promise you it's not.
Okay, it just got bad
Dude how do I get back up? Oh, no
Okay, Pyramors.
Oh my god, the second I let go of this lunch, I think it's over.
I actually think it's over. The second I let go, this RV is gonna fall.
No!
Ok.
Well, Hannah's gonna be AFK for the 4th Seable of Future, so that's a good stopping point.
At least I got through one thing without her, I guess.
That's a good stopping point.
Um, I need to go play WoW.
This is important to my success. I need to farm honor. So yeah, I can either do that on my main
channel, which is just swap categories now, or go offline and go on my alt channel. It doesn't
really matter which one, but I need honor. And for anyone that's played World of Warcraft,
in Classic, you just do Alterac Valley on repeat. It's the most boring shit ever. It's so boring.
It's actually painfully boring, but you know what? Maybe we'll treat it like it's a just chatting stream or something
We'll just swap categories on this channel
And this will be the perfect time to ask me any single question because this is the most boring thing on this earth
Yep, we're just gonna spam alt-req-valley for the next hour at least, maybe even a couple
hours.
He hates me, oh no, what?
This is what we're gonna do, okay?
We need honor in World of Warcraft.
I'm going to fill up my water bottle.
I'm going to fill up my water bottle,
and I'm going to spam Alter Arc Valley.
That's all.
Alright, game time. Fuck it.
Are you gonna be playing Midnight at all? For sure. I will for sure play Midnight.
Why Farm Level 60 Honor though? Just to get prepared for a TBC. That's all.
So I have obviously my like like my level 60 like High Warlord gear which I got earlier.
And
once you get 75,000 Honor,
when TBC comes out you can instantly get this gear right here PVP season one you
get this gear right boom you get this this this I believe you could get a
finger if you want it I believe you can get a necklace and then you can get this
gear if you wanted to. This gear is like okay-ish. So yeah, the plan is to just get 75,000 honor
so that the second TBC comes out, all I gotta do is level, then I get max level.
I'll have all my reputation honored, so the second I get level 70, I'll have the full
High Warlord Brigalia set. Actually, I don't think it looks like this. This is the High
Warlord one. It would be actually the reputation one, which looks like this.
So you'll get all of this from honored, so you'll have the five piece and then I'll have enough honor to buy boom bang boom and then bang and then bang and then I mean that's pretty much all my honor at that point.
Will you be streaming the grind to 70?
That's a great question.
Um, depends.
Maybe?
I don't know who I'm playing with to get to level 70.
I don't know if I'm going to do a dungeon spam group or if I'm going to try to quest
or what.
I don't know.
I think questing is going to be a pain in the ass.
I'm not going to lie to you.
So I think I kind of need to dungeon spam, which is going to be a lot of Hellfire ramparts
to start.
There's just no way you could quest, right?
Realistically.
And you get rep for dungeons spamming too, which is nice.
Bim bam boom.
Holy fucking reset, what's up Drizda.
I got rated too.
Fan fan, what's up?
How much did this year by day cost?
I don't know.
I think the toilets that I have vary anywhere from like, they're probably cheaper now.
They probably vary anywhere from like $4,000 to like $6,000 if I had to guess.
I don't know.
There's some nice ass toilets though, let me tell you.
Best money I ever spent.
No better feeling than getting...
You know? Right up here.
So I'm going to be doing this for the next couple of hours, so yeah, lock in.
Essentially running a straight line up.
was last time you drove a car, 16 years old.
I am 31 years old.
On my way to 32, actually.
So almost 16 years ago.
I will never forget my last experience driving a car.
I was driving my high school friend's car.
And I went to take a right turn that
merged at an intersection and it was dark and I essentially cut somebody off
because I didn't see them because it's dark as hell and then they just spam honked
at the red light for at least a minute at least it felt like a minute it was a
whole red light just spam honking and then the next red light spam honking so
then I just veered off to some random road and then they kept following me that
I veered off to another road and they kept following me and eventually they lost me and
then I got out of the car and I said I've never done it again.
That's all.
This is hardcore bro.
an Alterac Valley, my guy.
This hardcore.
Lol.
So you let someone bully you and they're not driving?
Well, not really, right?
I've never had the need to drive I just took the bus in the very few times that
I actually went outside I took the bus you know I'm saying
Dude, so many resists, holy shit.
Beauty of no hit right there, aren't there?
Dude, so for context, I once stayed in my apartment, just so you guys understand my
teenage years, when I was 17 or 18 years old, I forgot, I think it was after high school,
I stayed inside my apartment for six months, maybe seven, not six, seven, okay, I'm not making a six, seven joke, but seriously, I did not leave my apartment for six to seven months.
Didn't step outside, not for a second.
So that is an example of my teenage years, if you're curious.
When I was 17 years old, I stayed in my house for six months, maybe seven screaming,
why do heck in your PUBG games?
Okay, well, you went to school and shit, don't you lie to me, and you weren't always there.
Don't you lie to me.
Who brought you food?
My dad.
That makes it for me every day.
I would have dragged you out that's fine we chillin chillin what made you go hard
board's fucking this always I mean board is this oh what's the daily today
anyone know is it war song or is it AV or is it another fucking arathi as
always. It's Arathi again? Yo, it's been six Arathis this week. That's hilarious.
Who the fuck is making the weekend or the the dailies? Is this shit randomly
generated or what?
You still play ESO?
I haven't loaded up ESO in a really long time, but I had a couple of friends that were planning
on playing, Canon included, and I would have been really down.
I've always wanted to have a community of friends, or just a community in general, that
plays tons of different MMOs, because MMOs are very close, almost maybe even tied for
my favorite genre of all time. So, I love that. I would love to have a community of people and
friends and stuff that would play a new MMO and start and level from one and work the way up blind.
Like, I would love a blind kind of style of different MMOs, you know? Anyway,
I don't play ESO, but I would definitely like to. They're reworking the combat,
And that might be a good time to play
If I do you so together a few years ago you ran with my buddy with me and my buddies for a while
I'm gonna be honest. I don't remember
But I mean I remember but I don't remember you know I'm saying I
Spammed a lot of dungeons. I do remember that and I had a lot of people help me out with those dungeons
And I'm sure you're one of them the W to that but yeah, that's the kind of shit. That was cool
No, we should pull we should pull we should pull we should pull pull pull pull pull pull pull pull. No one's pulling. Thank you
Actually might win this game that ass I'm gonna rip right here. I'm gonna die
I don't like that you're tanking him right there
Keep him up keep him up
Gonna pull me
All right, I have enough time to run
right here
And then he's gonna run around
I'm gonna run around and then I'm gonna blink
Just fell me just fell me just fell me just fell me just fell me just fell me just fell me just fell me just fell
No one's aware.
I'll give it a go.
Damn!
Just got on?
Easy dub like that?
Free honor?
We're talking about, gentlemen.
That's the kind of shit we need.
Now we just need to do that, like, 30 more times.
Is that a loss?
Now we won.
I think.
Yeah.
Was it all us?
Yeah, we won.
Uh...
Right?
Did we?
Yeah, we won, we won, we won.
Fuck.
Look at this, look at this mail I got.
Counting this old photo of us from back in the day.
Haha, funny thing about the day.
It was mistaken.
I think like nine years ago, we were at Tony's
and both of us ended up putting our cigarettes on our boners.
on our boners haha man that was funny man we really got into it so yeah I was like man I haven't
talked to you in forever I miss you man and I'm proud of you here's I'll just mail me that randomly
I gotta take that peepee I'm gonna take a piss real quick
anyone know why I keep it so much honor um for for TBC
I have one kill letter for that.
kill letter also that ultrac valley hell yeah
wish I could get into wow again race game ever made nothing will change my
mind this is the game that I will if anyone asked me what game would you
want to play for the rest of your life would be World of Warcraft I am fully
okay to play this game on loop for the rest of eternity and I would be happy
about it too
Have you played any of that MMOs besides WoW and ESO?
Yeah, I mean I've played WoW, I've played ESO, I've played Star Wars of the Old Republic, I've played Warhammer, I've played Guild Wars 1, 2, I've played Rift, which is one of my favorite MMOs.
or died. Terra, also a really good MMO. New World obviously. Throne of Liberty
obviously. Lost Ark as well. Obviously those are the newer ones. I've played
older ones like Liferon, Silk Road. Cabal was a really fun one I enjoyed.
Kill the Combo system in Cabal was really fun.
The music in that game was top notch.
I've played Perfect World. I've played Secret World.
I've played Arc Age when it was good.
I've played Blade and Soul.
I've played Dragon's Nest. Love that game.
I don't know if I'd really counted as an MMO, but its combat was fantastic.
Um
Maple story, but like yeah, whatever I mean April story, but does that really count?
Ragnarok online rebirth row private server it's the only one I played
I've played city of heroes love that fucking game city of heroes homecoming is still a really good private server
that it's thousands of people playing on average. Very good server. Very good game.
Champions Online, the Spear Serial successor of City of Heroes. Played that a lot. Probably
like five, six hundred hours something. RuneScape obviously. Two Moons was one that I played
a little bit. I didn't play it as much as my friends. My friends were really into it.
I wasn't into it as much as they were, but I did play Two Moons a little bit.
Tibia I played, but that was once again another situation where my buddies were really into it,
and I was like, hey, I wasn't fully sold on it.
The Final Fantasy, both Final Fantasies I've played, actually,
the really, really old one that you mostly played on controller with, and then the newer one.
I played the launch of the Final Fantasy the newer one that was a disaster and then they had to rename it or whatever and rebrand it
Was it called a realm reborn or something?
I don't know, but I didn't play wild star. I played black desert online a lot a lot. I
Did not play wild star
Isn't that funny how I had listed it so many MMOs and there's probably still even more MMOs that I haven't listed
but I did not play Wildstar, isn't that interesting?
Might be a little bit of a 4-year time, but have you played Ultima?
I did not play Ultima when I was younger, besides being a tourist for like 10 minutes,
but I played Ultima a couple of years ago on a private server, and what's the name of it?
It's like the most popular one.
I played it for... this was actually five years ago, I think, now.
It was when I went on my...
When I was in between contracts between Mixer and Twitch,
I took a three-week break to play Ultima Online
on that private server. Outlands is what it was called. Yeah, thank you.
I played it for three to four weeks, and I got a house,
and then I quit, and then I gave my house to my friends.
Never played Albion, no. I just heard it was Streamsniper hell.
Anyway, I'm a, as you could tell, I'm a avid...
...enjoyer. I'm a connoisseur, if you will, of MMOs.
I've...
Definitely played more shooters than MMOs, but still close.
Well, they just don't know I'm up here.
I'll be...
Hey, Neym.
Oh.
Surely they'll see me after I evacate, no?
Way more shooters do exist than MMOs, so it kind of makes sense.
True.
I mean, just in that same time, I've also played a lot of shooters back then, because
Like dude, I don't know if you guys, you guys, I don't know how old some of you guys are, but if you're on the younger side, you didn't, and if you're on the younger side and you love MMORPGs, you missed the glory days.
Bro, 2005 to 2010 was some of the best MMORPGs of all time.
That shit was peak.
There was so, it was probably one of the most developed genres at that time.
Now it's the least developed genre, but it was fucking awesome.
There was so many MMOs launching from like 2000 to 2010, that whole window there.
Like, or 2005, whenever WoW got popular, that's a little bit of a bigger jump, obviously, but...
crazy. There was like a new MMORPG every, it felt like every month. Every month it felt like there was a new MMORPG for like 5 to 10 years.
And it was so fun. And that's probably why I love MMORPG so much, because they're kind of my childhood.
We're next on had like a new one on their side every month.
It kind of like, I can't tell if the MMO market is like, if it doesn't work as well because
less people play it, or if it's the monetization practice, I'm not sure.
both like I don't know what the problem is right now but dude they used to be
banging MMOs like everybody wanted to make an MMO now nobody would air make
one like what the fuck happened oh Vindictus that was a fun one holy fuck
they're still making that game I think the OG Vindictus was really fun though
I'm afraid of me, maybe not, I might be able to kill him, why is my headset tweaking,
how do you get in and out, bro, I'm pretty sure, oh, I'm afraid of me, turtle, oh, backstab,
I did not end up falling, I was not looking at my screen.
More of an information thing, everyone knows everything, nothing's a mystery long term,
and everyone's mid-maxed as hell.
Yeah, I will say playing those old MMOs without having any knowledge was really fun.
I'm um dude that sucks it like kept me alive but I'll just kill this guy and
then well I don't know what I could do here just hope I get a drink oh wait
I'm just going to try to drink, I guess.
I mean, I'm dead, everyone's here, I'm already.
Wait?
They're so... dude, is this a turtle?
It's a turtle.
This is for sure a turtle.
This is not looking good.
Ah, fuck, these are the worst.
These are the worst kind of games. We did burn one tower though.
We could still maybe win this before it turns into a Giga Turtle.
We just need to wait for this to- oh. Can you wait for this to cap?
Are we good here? I think we're okay. Maybe.
Waste of fucking time.
I love seeing these guys, they're just walking around, these guys are just walking around.
He doesn't know where he is, he doesn't know what planet he's on, that little guy.
I love that shit, so many boosts of players, oh shit, um, are you going to play Retail
or just playing TBC?
Oh I for sure will play Midnight, bro, 100%, 100% I'll play Midnight.
How long is a different question?
I'll probably play more TBC than this. Whoa! Easy there.
Got that shot. Nice.
That's where shop did. These boosted shamans? Allergic to grounding totems.
They're allergic.
Absolutely allergic to grounding.
Oh ignite ignite he died
And you get my ZG and chance
I really don't want to do ZG, but it only take like an hour. I just hate setting up the groups, bro
The night PvP with only 2 dr and reduced button bloat last modifier will be a blast
Yeah, I've heard mixed things about Midnight and the button bloat thing.
I've heard some things that are good, some things that are bad, I don't know, I'm gonna
win this game.
Oh boy, this is a problem.
Uh, oops.
Hey man.
Stay right there.
Got a nice little drink here.
Oh!
Pop doesn't work, my guy.
He knows this, right?
He doesn't know this.
Good
You heard about their housing what like wow player housing yeah looks pretty cool
I'm telling you all these people use boosts criminals
Oh, is this just like not a hodge or anything?
Not gonna hodge shit.
You're swing around the side, sir.
He's not gonna swing around the side.
Uh-oh, maybe I could...
That guy was communal as fuck.
Oh no, this is not good.
That was not good.
That guy was communal as fuck.
Holy shit.
Hopefully we get to get that tower.
I don't have a timer for it.
Oh, that guy was communal as fuck.
Holy shit.
of the time before it
As long as it's not too big of a turtle
I got the tower
All right
Like we're doing a full reinforcement turtle. We really needed that tower
They honestly shouldn't have gotten that tower because they're just delaying this now
If we let if they let that tower burn
We could have ended this game sooner. Now we just got to take forever
Fuck it, first.
The shit is first.
My brother is trying to get me in a while, I grew up on Rinscape and eventually got into
a smoke tour.
You would love World of Warcraft then.
World of Warcraft is one of the best feeling MMORPGs of all time.
It is by far the best and smoothest feeling game, and there's no argument about that.
Like if you love Star Wars the Old Republic, this game is going to feel like a dream come
true in comparison.
i would definitely recommend it
oh i got p.i. oh shit
fuck yeah
Well, I rolled my PI.
Prop Valid is just so cool.
Actually so cool.
I got so much aura.
Oh, boy.
I need a drink.
That's where most MMOs fail, is capturing that butter feel and good mechanics?
Yeah, I mean that's why, yeah, I think that's why some of the main reason why I was so sick is because it's just such a smooth...
It's just a smooth experience.
Every time you play an MMO, you could feel the jankiness, you know?
That's not good
Actually dropped it grounding
Oh, yeah, big PI big PI fucking big PI I'm talking about
How would you compare a classic to retail?
How would I compare them?
I mean it's kind of in the name, like classics classic.
You know what I'm saying?
I think the experience is pretty raw, old, you know, classic, if you will, kind of just
in the name.
Retail is more, you know, zoomer friendly, I guess.
I can have enough mana, actually I will, oh my folds, that's good.
W pain suppression.
W.
We're getting a lot of wins right now.
a lot of wins.
Audio trip a couple times?
Yeah, it's gotta be my mixer.
I just don't know what to do
when that happens.
Is my headset dying?
My headset might be dying, actually.
That's probably what it's telling me.
Probably telling me my headset's dying.
Oh, my mic's bugging too? Oh, then it's my mixer.
Oh, then my mixer's bugging.
Oh, shit.
Um...
Well, that's a whole different...
Mario, I guess, I'm not sure.
I might just need to restart my interface, maybe?
I don't know.
Was it really bad?
Started when you said your headset was dying the first time.
Okay, tell me what it happens one more time and if it happens again like somewhat soon
Maybe I'll just restart my interface
You guys are going to lose audio for a second, okay?
Oh, they're coming back.
Well, if that fixed it, I didn't get myself on a good little snackie, not like a shitty
snackie like.
Yep.
I need like a good little snackie.
a good snack.
Alright, you're getting a couple of beeps on my windows, hold on.
Ah.
What is it saying?
My audio devices can't be found.
They're right here.
Are they done beeping?
That was really weird. I don't know what that was.
Alright.
Keep telling me my audio device is going to be found.
Was it really loud too? Alright.
I'm a head and think you copy my name yeah I was thinking of Vendetta when I made it
So, you know what?
Better.
You playing TBC or what?
For the third time?
I can't believe Blizzard has us by the balls.
There's no good MMORPGs,
so we just play classic all over again every single time.
Or we play a reskin of retail,
which is just like a Call of Duty new game,
the same shit
re-skinned
that's our fucking loop
he is only good
very good
well i get healed
i don't have a healer here
big stun
I'm my first gladiator title on TBC and he got taken away because my teammates were about
selling absurd amounts of gold.
That's fucked.
Well, you probably can't do that this time around.
Used to be able to sell carries in arena.
Used to be able to sell carries in arena and get gold for it, but I don't think they're
going to let that happen this time.
They're pretty strict on that
I'm on the POE POE to league loop right now. I wish I enjoyed POE a little bit more
Something about POE to just isn't sticking for me yet. I don't know. I don't know why
Well John are you at 45 can't I get on our cap
I can't believe they just dropped ashes like that.
Are you playing Soviet, Gordon or Sony?
Who are you playing with this go around?
I have some friends, some real life friends that are playing.
I know Sony is playing, S-Fans playing.
I'm an S-Fans Guild.
I kind of want to start like a little, like a mini raid team with some of my friends.
And then if some Crusade people want to join from S-Fans Guild, that's cool too.
I have some friends who've never played TBC before and that's
Encouraging me to play a little bit more to
That's on our cap 75k. I got a ways to go still. I
Got at least like how long do you think it would take to get?
$30,000
I mean eight hours and hours maybe depends on how well the games go. I don't know
Usually, Horde loses a lot, but we're on kind of a hot streak right now, so fucking dubs.
average per avid you get you can get like eight or nine hundred I think if you
win but you just got to win
either way win or lose as long as they're fast if the games are ten minutes
long every time win or lose you're looking at like six hundred to eight
hundred honor every single time in ten minutes that's pretty good
The math of that to equal $30,000. I'm not sure but sometimes the games are grinders like yesterday
I was playing AV a little bit. I played for like three hours and I had like a 45 minute match like fucking kill me
Is it weird that I don't love that they killed the boosting methods for gold?
I feel like it should be within your right as a player of the MMORPG to be able to sell
a service for gold.
If you can boost somebody, if you can get them through arena wins, if you could bring
them to dungeons, bring them to raids, I feel like that should be within your right as an
MMORPG player.
Like, what are we doing?
What are we doing banning everything?
understand. They just keep picking more things and they're like, yeah, well, we're not gonna allow
this, and we're not gonna allow this, and we're not gonna allow this, like, what are we doing?
You're making RMT worse, you're not making it better.
Why don't you just put a WoW token in the game, and then, boom, problem solved. Like, what are we doing?
It does not encourage gold-selling and buying it encourages it more now
Gold-selling and gold buying is more encouraged now
then
The systems that they're putting in place
It's like they have they got no clue
Well, we're not gonna be able to cap it up to come one more time
I don't know if we're gonna be able to get this cap.
Oh, we got another turtle, bro.
There's no shot.
There's actually no shot.
Oh, nice.
Thank God.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Yes.
Fuck yeah. Fuckin' about.
Good fucking games.
You take on the AOC situation? It's bad, man.
Really sad.
It's not just the AOC situation.
That's just multiplayer games in a nutshell right now,
and it's so saddening and disheartening.
We have such a we have such love and appreciation for multiplayer games and I
Don't know I feel like maybe there's just not enough of us
Or there's too many games or both help in the game in progress
Um is joining a game in progress at W or is this an L?
Is this good honor or bad honor? I guess it depends if we lose right now pretty good
We were to lose right now or win right now. It would be fantastic
Just we'll see
and
the one for passion project businesses, yeah, I mean
they need to though right may need to
And luckily these two towers are up so maybe these two towers will burn out and
Then I'll get some honor from that and then maybe we'll win
Actually, you know what that wasn't too bad that was what a hundred forty honor for losing in like
One minute. That was fantastic. I can't complain about that and a bar
Fuck we're on a streak right now
I love how I'm covering my chat, but like I'm just not, I just like couldn't be bothered
to put it in the right spot, hold on.
There, there, there.
Well, I'm gonna be worth slash easy to get into now, would be the first time playing a game like WoW.
I mean, it's definitely gonna be confusing, but, you know,
Hopefully you like it, I guess
I've seen this game before what's up Alterac Valley
any AV gamers
An honor cap for TBC
Need 30,000 honor
Does the weekend end
Today or tomorrow doesn't it technically in tomorrow?
Isn't it Friday through Monday?
So I still have Monday to do Alterac Valley weekend
Do for sure I do and then Tuesday is when it cuts
While at 10 a.m. Oh shit wait sure oh fuck okay, that's way too early
Wait, so you're telling me I gotta get 30K on her tonight?
But I could do it.
I have until midnight.
Oh, wait, you guys are saying tomorrow 10 a.m. as in like,
wait.
Wait, do you guys mean in 12 hours?
Or do you mean in 36 hours?
One day morning 10 a.m. 12 hours. Oh shit. So I need to get this honor tonight because I don't want to do I
I don't want to get the honor when it's not AV weekend. That's kind of curse.
I mean, it's not that much honor for Ulcerac Valley weekend. It's only like a couple like 140 or whatever extra, but
And that adds up, right?
10 games is fucking
Over a thousand more honor
Q's will also go down from 10 seconds to like a minute. Oh true, that's right actually because there's a lot of games going on right now. That's fair.
That will add up, you know, 50 seconds on the clock every time.
I still feel like you guys are wrong about 12 hours. Is that weird? I swear.
It's 36 hours. It's Tuesday morning, not Monday morning. I swear you guys are wrong.
Like I'm like 90% sure that it's Tuesday morning, not Monday morning.
Because it's been like that every other week. Why would this week be different?
Every other week has been like that.
Tuesday in it anyway I'll try to get as much honor as I can tonight that's all if I don't
get the 75k whatever I'll try to get as close as I can and it is what it is either way I'm
going to be doing a lot of UP at 70 as well I'm gonna be doing a lot of eye of the storm and
And then you'll get honor from that too, right? You need 50 badges
You 50 I have the storm badgers for your hockey
Are your marks looking to need them for gears well my marks are fine I
Have 60 or at the 20 war song and the 30 ultra act
I made sure I had the exact amount that I needed before the nerf
But I think there's a nerf and the badges are gonna be less
because normally you need 20 war song but there's a nerf and I think you'll
only need 10. Normally you need 60 arathi badges but you might need less
than that because of the honor nerf bullshit so I don't know I'm just
keeping this number just be safe
Every time Hannah watches like peek-a-boo or whatever like we're watching Wow streams
She's always like jealous. She's like man. I wish I could
Understand Wow like you guys do so I could play it because she wants to play this game so badly, but she just doesn't know
What to do she wants to know what to do, but she doesn't know what to do
No one else feel that way we're like
Like the idea of a game like this sounds fun, but then every time you try and play it, you're
just like overwhelmed and you're like, no, I'm good, actually.
But you want to like it and you want to play it, but you just can't.
It's me and Warhammer 40K Tabletop, honestly, I feel that.
I
Will want it we're waiting around anyway for these towers to go down
Did you buy turtle poly or did it drop I did one a ZG I did one ZG and it dropped
It's pretty cool. It's pretty happy about that actually pretty happy
I mean, it's 20% drop rate, right? So it's pretty high. It's just I
Get a gene white it was chill ready with you in the past also have a palli tank. I mean, I'm not I mean
I'm in Svans Guild, but
Sure, I know
Holy shit Svans Guild is a lot of people in it
850
56. Oh, they're in the exoramus right now. Oh
Yeah, they were trying to do an exoramus for fun. How's that going?
Let me see. How's that going over there?
Is it going well or are they struggling? Oh, they're okay. They're on low with that
They're making gains
Yeah, they were doing a knax even though they're definitely not geared for it
They just wanted to do one for fun before the TBC launch
What server dreams have their nights there?
Whichever one you have friends on to be honest pulling
Whichever one you got friends on is the answer there
Big heels on them big heels
I'm ripping fine. Oh you rip back. It's fine. If we just keep ping-ponging this
Let me rip again
Fucking this oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, another dub is that what I'm seeing might see it another dub
incredible stuff holy shit we're on a streak
Well, that's not true, but we lost one or something, but still.
Okay.
No shaman this time around?
Nah.
Oh, hold on.
I forgot to, hold on.
I mean, wait.
We wanted to join for Fanzies.
Boom.
Well, how much can you queue with an ulti rock valley just five we'll then invite
Yeah, you can. Yeah, always. But I sure invite
Gabbard.
Oh, uh, challenge.
Spamming, spamming AV. It's all good.
That's not leaving, bro.
I'm in Winterski right now.
You guys are ruining winners queue all I'm saying all I'm saying
Yeah, the dabbers is in a group and not leaving work human
We are human
This fan still an ax they're having fun
I think 2020 bro get off the TVC Free Fats Jacob welcome back
You need to come back you need to come back Jacob it needs to happen
Any hardcore guilds ever clear next of course instantly
Absolutely. I'm curious to see how a hardcore TBC is gonna go. That'll be really fun to watch.
That'll be really fun to watch.
Kind of funny to me how TBC Classic Fresh was more hype behind it than Midnight. I don't think that's true.
I just think you might be more hyped about it.
There's absolutely more people who play retail and are more excited about retail.
It just might not be as in your face about it because maybe you watch streamers or whatever
and a lot of streamers really enjoy classic.
They also play retail, but they do really enjoy classic.
He could might be having on his Horde by Slaertune if you want to play with him.
I'm down. I mean I'm just doing Alterac Valley, bro.
Nothing crazy, but...
I'm down.
Trying to get my honor.
Trying to squeak out some honor, you know what I'm saying?
That's a good that's a good way of putting it retail players never talking about classic
but classic players always talk about retail absolutely I know more retail players than
classic players but they don't give a fuck they just play retail they don't talk about
classic it doesn't matter to them right the people that play classic that are for some
reason like hurt by retail you don't have to be hurt by it you don't have to be
you know you know how to be defensive about it or anything they're just two
separate games and just play which ones you like or both I play both oh my god
love chips I can't stop oh my god I can't stop dude chips are a problem
try to get something to play TBC that'd be fun I don't know if he's ever played
burning crusade but I think he'd enjoy it I actually think he'd enjoy it much
more his pace too much more his speed
What's being with Cheez-Itz chips are a nightmare for me
The fuck is this lizard
The pre-order bonus braddle I spent money bonus what that is
Most chips have chemicals that make you hungry, or as you eat them.
Girl, don't tell me that.
A book?
Someone said he would do TBC with only fangs.
Oh.
That's fun.
I mean, it's not fun, because leveling is fucking painstakingly boring, but still, that's
fun.
Do you check out the Classic Plus survey?
No.
Checking out.
There's only two of us.
This is not good.
oh here's the here's the 60%ers hopefully someone yields me I'm gonna find out
gross
you couldn't even cheap shot it for me there's the kidney we're gonna yield
Last bouncer's gonna stick to ours.
I like killing Belinda.
Makes me feel like I'm doing something.
With how little people go Belinda, I'm like kind of worried that it wouldn't die.
You know?
Like I actually don't think Belinda would die.
You never got to 60 at only fangs last time?
I know, I know.
I got really close.
I got really close to 60, but yeah, I never got 60 last time.
It's just dude, leveling is so boring, man.
Oh my god, it's so boring.
Not only is leveling boring, you can't mix it up with anything fun because you might die.
You want to throw in a little battleground? Well, you can't do that.
If only Fangs did something where they actually made it so you can engage with...
Because there's not going to be an official hardcore, right?
So if they made it so you can actually engage with different mechanics, then that would be more fun.
You know, change it up, do some battlegrounds or something so you're not like super, like, bored all the time leveling.
Dude, the amount of people that would die in hardcore on their flyer by, like, accidentally dismounting while flying.
Holy shit.
That would be fucking comedy.
I know I would do it.
I mean, I wouldn't die, but I would definitely fall down and then have to hit like a button,
slow fall or something.
I would never fly over the gap between like any of the zones.
You know, like when you're floating in like space, never do that.
that
What's rounds verdict on high card?
It's pretty fun.
High card's pretty fun.
It's just like, it's just like any other, it's just like any other multiplayer game though that comes out. It's like, game's pretty good.
But how do you compete with all the other top dogs?
I don't know.
That's that is that is the
Really big dilemma that multiplayer games are in right now is they come out
Whether they're an MMORPG RPG shooter doesn't matter they come out. They look pretty good. They feel pretty good. Whatever
But everybody just goes back to their normal game that they play every single day
Why would they swap to another game?
I don't know.
It's hard to want to leave your game of choice.
You know, if you've been playing this game for however many years, you've got that, you
know, you've got that personal like attachment to the game and you just don't want to play
another one.
You might try another one, but you're not going to commit.
does game how does multiplayer games fix that I have no fucking idea I actually
don't know they have to just be so insanely good that they can do that but
what that's like one or two games a year maybe that can do that
Everybody else has just left the rot and try
spend years and
Deal with layoffs and it's fucking sad honestly. I don't know. I don't I don't know if there's a fix
Mark Raiders did it. Yeah, that's the exception
Marvel rivals did it another exception
Um,
where could I perhaps join your AV grant?
Here, here, here, here.
Yeah.
Dude, there's so many people in our guilds.
Holy shit.
Uh...
Inviting random people and I don't care.
I don't know if this makes it easier or harder.
I really don't think it matters.
That's not his name.
I mean, just make a good game and we will play it.
That's just not true, because these games are good. They're just not good enough.
Making a good game is not enough. It has to be, it has to be like world-class.
Making a good game is not enough. We've learned that. We've learned that making a good game is
not enough. It has to be a world-class game, which, I mean, that's, that's just the game industry,
I guess right it's just hoping for hoping for a big win
You know you invest millions of dollars into something and you hope
That they can make it the next big thing and nine times out of ten. They're not gonna
Um
Okay, this guy's
I'm just trying to speedrun this AV shit.
I'm not trying to like, I don't care, win or lose.
I'm just trying to get my honor.
Is it good or is it just all games made recently
mostly asked so it's good in comparison I mean they're good there's not good
enough right
you maxed out on marks yeah I'm gonna marks I'm not max but I have enough I
have enough we chilling
Are you going to buy New World for sure?
I mean there's a rumor that face punch is buying New World, that's crazy so face punch
could actually save that game.
Oh.
No one plays good games when great games already exist. Yeah, that's it. I mean, that's a perfect
That is a dude. That's a perfect quote. No one plays good games with great games that already exist
but like something that people need to realize is
It's fine games are gonna come and go
They're gonna come out and they're gonna die and whatever
but one thing that people need to realize is that there is
human beings behind those games and they are trying to make great games,
it just ends up only being good. You know what I'm saying? Like no one is trying to ship a bad product.
That's never anyone's intention ever. Sure there's scam games here and there, whatever,
but we're not talking about those ones. We're not talking about the obvious scams. We're talking about
like good games made by good people like those people are trying to make great
games it just doesn't turn out that way or they're on a time crunch or
something happens and then that's fine the game dies that's obvious but people
don't need to be so harsh about it you know I'm saying they know they could be
you know be like they would be into a real human being you know face to face
instead of just like this anonymous asshole, you know what I'm saying?
That's the part that like, that's the only part that's a little rough.
I think people think like a lot of these games are made to just be like,
like just made to be like, steal your fucking wife and kids kind of games or something.
I don't know. They feel like they're personally like,
Under threat for some reason. I know it's very odd. I don't really get that
Very very odd
I'm really interested to see how, like since we're on this topic, I'm really interested
to see how the Ashes of Creation storyline changes, because it looks very, very suspicious
and very fishy the way everything just happened, you know what I'm saying?
Like that one could have been, that one could have actually been the, uh, one of those off
cases where like that shit shit just got weird, but we'll never know probably.
I hope we'll know.
I hope we'll get an actual answer.
I'm very curious how that story is going to unfold, yeah.
I think I heard on pika's stream that soda put two million aoc.
I highly doubt that.
Is this guy not a healer?
Kill me, sir?
Oh wait, is that car?
No, this is not a healer.
The other guy that I didn't get to invite
Yeah, I don't I don't get how intrepid was even able to sustain I
I don't get how they were even able to sustain 200 people in the San Diego, California wage
for as long as they did.
I don't understand at all.
Like were these people working for free?
Because I don't understand.
Because their Kickstarter didn't only make like $3 million.
That's like nothing.
absolutely nothing three million dollars is nothing for a game especially a
game that's based in California like how how
how
I wonder who funded Ash's accretion.
It had to have been like BC somewhere, right?
Oh, thank you for the gift and angel locomotive.
Thank you.
Here's the five gifted.
Haha, let's go
Even guy said he put like 50 million. I mean if that's true
Which would make sense if that is true
Hopefully people stop like a lot of people think he like pocketed kickstarter money off the top, but I
Just I highly doubt that if you put his own money in that's very unlikely
That's pvp going my boy.
It's just BAM Alterac Valley, bro.
Nothing crazy.
Just here to honestly, this is kind of a just chatting stream really.
Every time I play WoW and I'm doing some tedious shit like this, it's pretty much just chatting,
nothing serious.
Yeah, I haven't risked I haven't not risked I haven't invested in a game
No, I've never invested more than like
$50,000 in a game which is still obviously a lot of money, but that's usually my cap
It's just like, you know, not worth it, I guess.
Definitely not worth doing, but I still like to see where games go, and hope, I guess.
I think we're going to lose, I'm getting a losing vibe.
Are you missing gear?
No, I'm just trying to prep my honor for TBC.
I have all my pvp gear for the shit.
What was your mage's name back in the day on Lightning's Blade?
Uh, Solidium.
You know, my mage on retail is still that same mage.
My mage on retail is still Solidium to this day.
He still exists. He's in te- he's in liquid.
Ha ha ha!
He's actually in liquid, which is dope.
They left me in the liquid guild. They never kicked me out. They just kept me in there.
You know what we need badge-wise? Yeah
Okay, we're going in. Oh, I don't know if I'm standing on this proper style
might be a wiper
well hold on
I figured
Let me invite this guy.
Dude, these queues are fast!
Holy shit, they're fast!
Oh my god, that was literally like, like, two sec- not even, that was like a second!
Holy shit, this is how you get the fast honor bro when the queues are this fast
Why is the classic server just repeating it's just what they do now it's just what they do now
And developers, especially gamers, except the fact that the air has changed no matter what.
There are no matter how good a game is, no one will play that game for the two weeks straight.
Especially for MMOs.
Unless you're a few games a year, I guess.
I wish I could uh, make a table
Not the new Lord of the Rings MMO or whatever I believe that cancels
I need the macro to use any Houston no matter the ID or whatever.
I'm sad that Halo will never make a return. I miss those days dearly. Yeah, I mean, that's
a prime example of games adapting to new gamers, right? No new gamer wants to play Halo. If
you were to copy-paste Halo and post it right now, no new player would play that game. It
would all just be like nostalgia old heads, right?
I will say, we live in a time of gaming
and being gamers where if you can,
The first thing you should do when new games come out is play them because
They're probably not gonna last right like multiplayer games a new MMORPG a new multiplayer game
plan for a couple days a
Week whatever and at least you could say you did
You know
Because they are dropping like flies
So, obviously, if the game has a price tag, that's a little bit harder, right?
If the game you have to buy, it's a little bit different.
I'm talking about like free to play like MMOs or free to play whatever games.
Give them a shot at the very least.
of
the fall of no
Oh the ignite, that's unfortunate.
Or not the ignite DM.
Impact or whatever.
Free to play MMOs?
Where?
I think you mean gacha games.
I mean it sounds a good free to play MMOs, I mean.
They might have some ridiculous monetization, but they're still good.
I hope Aeon 2 when it comes global, I actually hope that game doesn't have the monetization
that it has now.
Cause I actually thought that game was pretty fucking fun.
I played Aeon 2 on Korean servers.
I actually thought the game was solid as fuck.
I would love to see that model of game, but not pay to win.
I'm very curious.
I enjoyed it a lot.
Why don't you check out the playtest of Apigeea?
I didn't really seem up my speed of game, I guess.
Didn't seem like I would enjoy it.
I also care a little less about a play test that's going to disappear.
I would rather it be like a full product.
The same reason I didn't play Ash as a creation, like, yeah, I kickstarted $700 that game,
but I'm still, I was still sitting there waiting for like a more final product.
Unfortunately, we're never going to get that product, but still.
Same logic goes to the Apigeea game.
Napa Gia also, if they're just doing play tests and testing shit, I don't really care.
I want to play the full game.
Oh, come on bear tank, hit this guy, there you go.
Why is everyone saying AOC is done now, do they say something?
Yeah, that game is actually done.
I think it dies tomorrow, right, like, fully, it's shut down.
I think they're super behind on payments and stuff, too, so that's why it's abruptly
ending, too.
It's abruptly ending because, like, they're behind on payments, like, they can't, like,
their servers and shit are just done, they can't pay them.
I don't care as you're getting late off on the weekend.
Yeah, yeah, it sucked.
I didn't know you played WoW.
That was the best game I ever made.
Oh, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
Oh gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen
No, I should have used the house down
This came out of nowhere
I hope this is not a, uh, fertile looking game.
I hope they win in a second.
Fingers crossed.
I think they're gonna win.
It looks like they're setting up to win.
Couldn't win any minute now.
Hopefully.
Are you not playing our creators anymore?
I'm waiting for the expedition.
What's that next month?
30 days?
What is the expedition?
You guys know?
26 days.
Oh, that's when I'll play.
Wait, they haven't won yet?
There we go.
Yes?
Uh, whenever you're done, I guess.
Ah, yeah, me as well.
Is that okay?
There you go, popularly the OSRS is in the gaming community, it's not really heavily
watched.
But yeah, of course it's not heavily watched, the game is boring as shit to watch.
What do you mean?
The game is literally, it's equivalent to Cookie Clicker.
I mean, no offense to the game, I love Renscape, but like, you know what I'm saying?
Like nobody's watching that.
Unless you're doing some like, thrilling endgame content, that's it.
Like, you're not gonna watch someone grind their skills, that's crazy.
That's psycho shit.
Like, imagine watching someone do agility.
Like, think about that for a second.
Think about watching someone doing agility.
All the way to 99.
It's essentially just chatting, right?
If you're someone who's a good yapper, then that's a good person to watch play Rinscape
because you're a good yapper and then you're just, you're not watching them for Rinscape.
You're watching them for the yapping.
until they get to the fun content, then you can watch.
Speak quickly.
Kind of no different than this, to be honest. Kind of the same thing.
Like, spamming Alteract Valley is equivalent to watching someone skill in Renscape.
Not particularly exciting.
Not very exciting at all.
I can't wait to get that clip out of context, god I hope not.
I mean I love RuneScape bro, I certainly hope that doesn't get clipped out of context, but
it is kind of the truth bro.
Just like no one wants to watch me running up and down this fucking line in Alterac Valley
and no one wants to watch someone hit a tree for 10 hours either.
Plus they're good yappers.
You still play OSRS?
Not really, no.
I unfortunately have a really hard time every time I come back to RuneScape because to get
to the fun part of the game takes so long, but like, I might go on like a 40 hour binge,
but like that doesn't mean anything.
A 40 hour binge is like nothing.
In the grand scheme of things, it's nothing.
So, that just kind of makes me sad.
It's almost kind of depressing.
Every time I load up RuneScape, it's depressing.
Makes me sad.
Mid-game is the best part, but even mid-game takes a minute.
It takes a decent bit of time.
You know, you're still looking at hundreds of hours.
I'd love to see another Planet-side 2 shooter again.
That was a blast.
Honestly?
I don't know if that's going to happen again.
weird to say that might not be not be in the future I'm gonna die here I could
take one more fireball. W. Oh, I got renewed big. Have you even played RuneScape? Have
you even listened to the conversation? I love that. I swear there's a lot of bots when you
see that, like that IgoBeastMove guy. He either just got here or unmuted his channel or the
channel or he is a bot. There's a lot of bots that I've noticed on my main channel.
Do that. Oh wait, I'm on my main channel right now. This is weird. I usually
stream this on my own. Anyway, there's a lot of bots I've learned when you are
having a conversation and you're talking about a topic. They'll ask a question
about that topic when it's very clearly been answered and I'm 90% sure those
or bots. It happens all the time in every channel on Twitch. I don't know what the
gain is. I don't, I truly don't know. I don't know if it's just a test the bot to make sure
it works or what, but the dead internet theory from Justin. Yeah, dude, it's weird. Soon
enough in a couple more years, we're not going to be having conversations with humans
anymore. A lot of conversations that you're having right now on the internet are not real.
Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, whatever. Isn't that interesting? Think about it. It's only going
I had that I had that epiphany and realization like actually this month and I kind of went
I kind of went like I don't give a fuck anymore really like I basically went numb because
it doesn't matter they're not real people you know of course there's a few
that are but most of them aren't what's the point of even thinking about it you
know emotionally anyway you can think about it like this we're having a
conversation but like emotionally no point
No, this guy wants, he's level 58.
I am not making a level 58 water.
Okay, well I don't have the heart.
I don't have the heart.
I guess I do have the heart I don't know enjoy that water freshly squeezed for my milkers
will be 99.9% of them in real life anyways, who cares?
Basically not real.
Yeah.
It's been like kind of good, but it's been also kind of bad.
Like I've kind of gone numb emotionally to just people online.
And like it's a good thing, but it's also kind of a bad thing because I'm, I feel like
I feel like I'm just out of the loop sometimes.
I just don't know who's talking about what and why.
Did we pull yet?
Are we going to win this one?
Let's find out.
Do you use social media much at all?
No, I mean, that's what I'm saying, like I definitely used it more, but with how bad
everything's gotten, like dead internet theory and all, I just kind of have been stopping
slowly.
And like I said, it's nice, but it's also bad because you're so out of the loop on
things.
You just don't know what's happening in the world in general.
just in your own little bubble but I kind of like being in my own bubble I think
maybe okay we pull we pull we pull we pull we pull we pull we don't have enough
people we pull come in come in come in come in we gotta pull we have to try we
have to try we have to try we have to try we have to go this we have no tanks
We have no tanks.
Oh, we just gotta try.
We just gotta try.
It is what it is.
Oh, big PI.
Holy shit, that's a big PI.
Oh, I repped, I repped, I repped, I repped,
I repped, I repped, I repped, I repped.
We did it, we did it, we did it.
We're getting a lot of wins dude, Horde doesn't win this much usually.
He's fucking sick!
Did I lag out?
If I didn't ever see a lust when you kill him, we don't have lust yet, right?
That'd be sick though.
does the shroud bubble bath bubbles smell like coffee wait does the shroud
bubbles smell like coffee bubbles being a bubbles I want to make my own bubble
bath you want me to go Prott
Ah
Thanks
You ever in 14 already yeah
Only 20 came where to go not even I don't know why I'm trying to
Round it out and a number that's closer. I still need it 27,000 more
Oh good
No
This is guy communal bro, there's no way
No, no
Well, I see me some classic been out it's not out
This pre-patch
the water man. I know. Oh, good.
There's no point of playing retail right now. I heard, I heard pre patches are really bad in retail, like atrociously bad. So I'm just waiting for midnight.
He's gonna have a mo-mouse for a while?
Nah.
He's using my normal mouse.
My normal mouse is nice though, more key binds.
I'm gonna do this as long as I can tonight.
They fixed it a bit, I think.
Oh, did they?
Nice.
Have you fixed?
Yeah, we're gonna have to do the same thing that they didn't do and you're right
we're gonna do the same thing they did in June AI and technology and shit got
too fucking it went too far and then they just you know they just had to
I had to all
Had to all agree that enough's enough. We're not doing it anymore. We're banning this and if you use it got to go
That's funny
Future right there
Maybe he's the thing in 2026. Oh, yeah, classic relaunch, baby
I can't believe we're doing this again, but we're doing it.
I might go north this time and just ignore Belinda, actually.
I'm curious what it looks like if we ignore it.
I always go to Belinda for fun, but they did the same in Warhammer lore?
That's funny.
Well, now I got to kill these bowmen.
That's the way they made both launches so close to each other.
Pre-patch is such a plus.
Shift M bro. Do you expect me to see anything with this?
What am I looking at?
This thing is tiny. I can't see anything.
Classic TBC and Rathal are the best times of WoW and nothing will ever convince me otherwise.
Based.
Honestly, Based.
I feel like every streamer I know that streams or started streaming around the same time
is me or maybe they're just around my age I swear their ultimate retirement plan is to play MMORPGs
and disappear which is kind of ironic I guess because an MMORPG you play with people so you
can't really disappear but you know disappear off the streaming world I guess
I feel like a lot of people would kill to do that.
Melanie, the retirement plan for me, the retirement plan for Summit, and the TATMAN, fucking,
who else is around our age?
Well, I mean, I guess Summit's kind of old.
Who else we got ninja ninja's a big MMO guy. Yeah, he loves Final Fantasy and shit
What a tea food not tea food tea foods he's too young he's too young is he young I think he's young
Miss no too young
So to poppin. I mean he's already living the retirement dream
It has to be people above 30
It has to be it can't be people under it just gets has to be 30 30 no
Derek yep prime example retirement just playing in mozo day. Yep. That's another one Tyler one, maybe I
Believe it
All the unks, all the unks at Twitch, yes.
Cloud doesn't kill itself, do you think there'll be another M-Mode to de-throw it?
No.
No way.
This game is too smooth.
No way.
I once thought that there would be a...
I really was a believer of an MMO that would beat World of Warcraft at one point in my life, not anymore.
There's no such thing.
Is that how you cheat?
They back-capped our fucking shit, gentlemen.
We're in trouble.
Wait, well, wait, well, wait, that's our tower.
There we go.
Pretty sure old school RuneScape has a bigger daily player count.
It definitely doesn't have real humans.
But you definitely could think that if you wanted.
I even think the numbers, not even real humans, is also off.
Hey, where you going?
I think even if you include the fake numbers.
the iron lung movie no that's the Markiplier movie right
I think Night Slayer alone has OSRS numbers.
Okay, that's crazy.
That's not possible.
Damn, so close.
DaveHeroes with bad ass side note.
True!
Want to join me for AVs in a second?
Svandina?
I mean, yeah?
Yeah, sure.
yeah sure I'm just human with some randoms yes just human with people from
streaming us we need a tank or van yeah no we definitely need something
I heard a California theater was backed for that movie.
Uh, I mean, most California theaters are backed, I would say.
There's a lot of people here.
He said, I'm gonna queue soon.
I don't know how S-Fan, when he says he's gonna do something soon, I don't know what
that means.
Soon could mean in five minutes or an hour.
so uh
Okay.
is killing.
the closest ever motor to dethrone it?
Oh, definitely Final Fantasy.
There was a point where Final Fantasy
was more popular than Wow.
That did happen.
That is factual information.
It was more popular than Wow at one point.
So technically it did dethrone it.
Technically.
game my gold away now hordes locked damn you gotta like that
You heard of Queen's Domain? It's like Skyrim RPG vibes. Oh, I love what I'm hearing.
What's it called? Queen's Domain? Queen Domain. Oh my God, I searched Queen and I just see
big old titties, bro, or not this game. This website has some questionable games.
A retro fantasy action RPG with brutal combat. It kind of looks old-school-ish. That's cool.
It's like an old-school RPG.
Queens domain. There's a demo. Is the demo any good?
It's just a trailer like this. It looks like an old school, like, I mean, it's called, it says retro, so it makes sense.
old-school RPG. I mean, I can always try the demo, I guess, but usually with games
like this I like to... I have to see what other people say. Yes.
I'm not sure what it is.
Looks like crap.
Those are the games that usually are the best.
That's the, like, the ironic part about that.
The games that look like shit are the games that are usually the best.
Oh, shit.
I forgot I was supposed to go towers.
You ever play guns back in the day?
Yeah, but not that much.
I didn't really like that game, actually.
And they did their relaunch and I also didn't like it.
I just never thought that game was good, I would be honest.
I never thought that game was good, ever.
That was not a big guns guy.
I'm gonna try the 5v5 mode in high guard, that's good.
I wonder if they're gonna get rid of it tomorrow,
cause they said it was a weekend test.
Wonder what's gonna happen.
for I would have been the king of games we came out of the 90s
How are we the ones leading here?
I got back in a while, I think my wife gets it set, the signs are here, worth it, worth
playing WoW.
You can make it up to her later.
Just don't, listen, just play, do what I'm doing, play WoW in moderation.
There's no reason to be sweaty with it.
You can, you know, just like, just like dieting or working out or whatever, discipline yourself,
you know, and you'll be alright.
You might actually come out on top.
Imagine how good you would look if you're playing wow and you're super disciplined about
it.
Imagine how much cooler you would think you are.
Okay well maybe not cooler but I mean maybe maybe cooler. I guess impressed is
the word I should have used. Cooler is cool too though.
Yeah, they came over and was like, oh, awesome, Shroud, he's playing well.
That's good.
Load up, I'm telling you.
Load up.
Wow, that was always a good time.
Wow, it was never a bad time.
Load up, log in.
Log in.
Log in!
And then imagine how impressed you would be if you're playing casually and you're still
little parsing high. Woohoo! Think of the brownie points. Huh? Think about it. Not good,
that's not good, that's not good, that's not good, that's not good, that's not good.
I don't really listen to music. I don't really like music. You know? Like when me and Hannah
drive we don't listen to music what
That's a serious crime. We don't. I actually can't tell you the last time me and Hannah
listened to music in the car. I can't tell you. I don't remember. She probably doesn't
I don't remember either. Maybe six years ago.
Maybe, maybe never.
You don't like music or you're just not interested in it?
I just don't listen to it.
Actually like music obviously. I like music, but I just don't listen to music. There's never a moment where I think you know what?
Let's listen to some music
That never happens
Sometimes when I'm at the gym
sometimes
The thought enters my mind
but usually
it does not
Like I've, I listened to Jim, I listened to music in the gym maybe a month ago, once,
and that was it.
I mean it happened.
Jim doesn't play music?
Bro, it's my own gym.
I could do what I want in there.
I watch Vegas play deadlock, so what?
Every single morning I watch Vegas play deadlock, he's on in the morning, and I watch him play.
And sometimes he has music on. Actually, usually he has music on.
So technically, that counts.
That counts.
What were you lifting?
Soda Poppin and Pika want a Q? Well S-Fan wants a Q too. If they actually all want to play, we should do me, S-Fan, Soda Poppin, Pika, and Chance can heal. S-Fan maybe could tank if he has gear.
Um, could make for some pretty fun.
Well, I guess that wouldn't be fun.
That would be trying to win really hard.
That would not be particularly fun.
Fun would be cutting them off right here.
And then just going to Poundtown.
That would be fun.
I mean, if they actually all want a QAB, we should do it.
Say goodbye.
Fuck Grayson, that's right. I agree.
What's your gym lifting PR? Not very good, bro. I would say I'm definitely still starting
out so not great. Not great at all. I don't love music either but it's because I'm hard
of hearing, do you have difficulty making out lyrics?
Oh, I could never make out lyrics, bro.
I'll never understand people who could listen to a song
and fully, dude, is these people,
you're one of these people, this is some psycho shit.
I'll never understand people that can listen to music
and hear the lyrics.
That shit, you ready for a bite?
Whoa, that was not ready for that.
I'm in an alterer value right now,
but I heard Rumor has it,
Pika and Chance want a QAV.
I don't know if that's true.
I don't know if that's just Chatters' Jen,
but it could be a fun little group.
We could all see for it.
Yeah, this one.
Well, I mean, I have four others right now, too.
Oh.
But I'm down for whatever.
Well, I don't know.
That was just something I heard in chat.
It could just be someone yapping.
I don't know.
You know how Chatters are.
Yeah, I just, yeah.
That was Max.
I'm gonna see.
It was okay.
I mean, it was, I was hoping we could kill two more bosses because I thought we'd get stuck on either full horsemen or in patchwork.
But like, it was pretty, we had a lot, I knew we were gonna be undergeared, that's why I thought those would be hard.
But also like, we have a lot of people there and you know.
Yeah, it was just like we put up a sign-up sheet and
We appeal to renew we
There's also like a degree of like people get used to having all the gear they have right so whatever you go do something again
You're like not used to
You don't learn how to do the mechanics, which is a huge problem. I think a classic
And then all of a sudden you don't have your gear like I actually don't know how this fight works is what you realize
don't actually know how to fight they just like WQ it there's a lot of classic
it's like that I think which which which boss do you guys end on like low
with that or something yeah
I love that it's an interesting one of the things like it took our viewers a minute to figure to figure out the
rotation but I'm like man we just didn't have the we just didn't have a tank for it
like we didn't have a tank to tank here yeah it's like PPP over the shield
they had like 330 defen.
Which Lothim does hit pretty hard too.
Why am I always lagging at this point?
I always felt like with Lothim it was more like he didn't hit that hard but it felt like
he was hitting super hard.
I was like, let's have this in an hour, but it was like, the rate damage goes as nuts.
Yeah, I mean, it's tough. You definitely do get conditioned to getting used to your world buffs and gear, and then when you have to do it without it, it's tricky to pull out new strats sometimes, change their shit around.
Yeah.
That's the big one.
I still got to figure out what I'm doing for launch and like pre-questing and all that stuff.
I thought about it and I decided I am not pre-questing, not worth my time.
I'm going to get a dungeon group, my homie is a healer, I'm going to DPS, we're going to find a tank and we're just going to get in there.
Yeah, that's kind of how I felt, but I still don't know what's...
know it's that's usually how I feel I just I'm so trying to figure out launch
with the travel and stuff yeah are you you're not gonna be able to play second
at launches right you play after well here's the thing I can play the day of
launch like I just turned in I just turned in a frickin mark I do that so much
I got leotricks and I click on the wrong one and then it all completes the class.
I'm gonna get rid of that.
Um, the...
What was that saying here?
Um, so I have something on the fourth and then I have something on the sixth, but I actually
don't know if I have to do it, but that kind of screws up because I like bailed on my launch
plans because I wanted to do like the land thing I told you about yeah but then
now I'm like break you know
it's like I might as well just go do that thing that I that I originally was
playing on doing.
What the hell?
can't flip your spec at the beginning of the battle around like in the pre-game no
he has to do it out of it
wait it's on I thought I would like you respect and then did you just get in one
would you just get out of yours about two yeah we're about to lose in like a
a second. We're gonna be in this loop. It's gonna sink up at some point, maybe.
maybe.
Well, what, what, we need, we, oh, I want to find a healer, like a rest or shaman,
if we can.
It's going to be...
Windfury.
How important is your opinion?
Well, we lost, we're going to be out of sync here.
I have booted up in a bit, but it's much a bit easier to get, yeah.
just honor now. The prepatch. Also not really worth the precoast because he'll be behind
on ref anyways. Yeah, I guess. Rep's so easy though, like you'll do dungeons, you know.
How much rep do you need to do Heroics?
Is it honored or revered?
I kind of forgot.
Uh, revered.
You know, when you're going to be good to raid, by the way?
Um, I wanted to do something later in the evening for me personally, but like, like six
my time.
So like six or times, like eight, okay.
That's kind of my ideal situation, but I feel like there's so many people to play with.
There's so many people to play with that we could find whatever like if we split off and you can't play later
You want to play early or whatever like I don't think it's the end of the world
Yeah, I used to raid at that time and I was thinking about moving it up
but
I don't know. I'm gonna say it
I think it's probably better to just wait just yeah, just get 70 see
see who's playing, see who's got the heroic gear and stuff, and kind of go from there.
Run the first, you know, few carousans and just feel out who you want to play with.
That's usually how it works, right?
You run a couple carousans and then you just see who you like playing with pretty much.
Yeah, like, well, my plan was to basically set ready groups after burning crusade launch
And kind of see how people shake out.
Because who knows, if you're playing down and they quit,
it's like, where are we going to set our teams before people
are level 70?
I don't know if you asked me a question.
Wait, Zappa, is that a serious question,
or is that a control question?
I'm confused.
Are you just memeing around?
You play Classic or just came for TBC?
I've played WoW my entire livelihood.
That was a dead-ass question.
Okay, that was a dead-ass question.
So what was the question?
How important is your opinion?
I mean, how important is my opinion to myself?
I mean, pretty important is your own opinion.
But how important is my opinion to someone else?
It doesn't matter unless they're my friend, I would say.
I would say my opinion is pretty important to my friends because they know me,
but anyone else who cares, right?
Opinions are never really that important, ever, that's kind of why their opinions, you know,
they're just kind of for fun to have a conversation.
I think a lot of people forget that you could just talk about shit.
Instead of being like upset about it.
I'm doing nice.
What are you?
I don't want today.
Advice on what you're going to eat?
Yeah, dude.
Oh, shit.
I'm hungry myself.
I had like, I had, I had a cauliflower quesadilla.
I had a cauliflower quesadilla.
like I had a cauliflower case in the oven that actually tells kind of nice yeah it is actually
you on your healthy or a flower red doesn't you know it's crazy I would say yes but like
I do like eating that food.
Like, I would eat that normal food, right?
But what I've noticed, every time I play WoW, I get fat.
Like, when I play GTA, I lose weight.
When I play WoW, I gain weight.
And I'm like, I don't know why.
Is it the same hours, too?
Are you playing the same hours, or what?
Same hours.
I think the difference is there's so much time between my auto attacks and classic
wow that I can chew in between my attacks and it makes me eat more while I'm playing.
That honestly kind of makes sense.
Yeah. But in GTA, I'm driving the whole time.
That makes sense.
Because like if I play a game where I'm so involved, I don't really eat.
And then Hannah goes like, dude, like why aren't you eating?
I'm just like I was just locked in I couldn't but if I play wow, I mean pro
I'll step away and eat at any point. I could do I could do that at any time in between fireball cast bucket take a bite
Yeah
Yeah, I mean just respect fire and just pay in part last
Six seconds you can roll bull a serial or something you could do serial tier list while you're casting part last I
I actually fully get that that makes a lot of like it actually makes a lot of sense
Yeah
Are all major fire right now it's good in pre-patch
I mean fires just good in general in TBC as well obviously arcane's better, but fire's still close
I may have entered a turtle. I'm not sure yet
Don't like that actually only 25,000 more on her
And
I'm gonna try to kill these archers.
Honestly fuck the alliance I'm gonna try to kill these archers.
Oh nice.
If you hold your Q for like a minute there's a chance that we lose here because there's
There's not a lot of Alliance on defense and I think we have nobody on defense ourselves
so I think we're about to lose in like a minute.
Okay.
Are you in your group right now?
Uh, yeah.
probably gonna lose yeah I mean we're different bite there's how many on
defense like and yeah these guys are gonna win there's only ten on defense
and the rest are on offense they should hopefully just smoke this boss and like
the next day?
Wait, everyone's saying you're drunk. Are you drunk? You faded? What's going on?
No, what's no?
What? Why are you about to say yes? What do you mean?
No.
I could smell the alcohol from the screen.
No.
You're fucked up? I don't think I've ever heard of a fucked up ice man before.
No, why?
Who?
Why?
I mean why?
You don't mean?
On a Sunday too
of all days, that's crazy.
No, what do you mean?
It's Monday.
Hahaha.
It's uh,
Monday in August.
I mean,
It's Monday in August, Eastern.
big red
you saved one day in August or something
no that was that was you oh my man maybe I'm fucked up
I don't know
Oh, yeah, we should be losing any second now.
I need to stop.
I'm eating these chips and it's just so not like it's just can't be good for me.
Did you play any game?
Huh?
What's your game?
That was uh, uh, high guard?
Yeah.
That's awesome, man.
Dude.
Now I feel like you're just purposely acting like you're fucked up.
Are you drunk or not? I need to know.
Nah, I'm not drunk.
No, I'm not drunk.
Oh, okay.
Prove it.
Uh...
Are you gonna be drunk at the Super Bowl?
Are you a big drinker?
Oh, you're not going, okay.
No, actually I'm not.
Are you a big drinker or no?
No, I'm not actually.
You can't trust anything you're saying.
I used to have a rule in my raids.
I used to have a rule that was no drinking
or any, you cannot be under the influence in the raids.
I had an actual rule. Oh my god my guilds
Yeah, I found out that you had
Any alcohols that would execute you?
I'm gonna excommunicate you
But I wish I could execute you
Okay, this is not looking good.
That's when you might have to queue.
You might have to queue, man.
I don't know.
How long has it been?
I mean, it's only been 13 minutes, but I just...
They have every tower.
So I thought they would have won by now, but it's just...
It's looking grim.
That might be here for a while.
Over guys, crowd queuing AV on the main, yeah.
I don't know why we're doing this.
I also have all my raiders on LinkedIn.
Huh?
Is that weird?
like is that is that weird yeah how i want to know i want to know where they work what their
position is like and if they're gonna make it right if they're gonna make it right because look
i'm like look you got there do you tell them the poster schedules to the work schedules
yeah i say look i'm in a 25 minute turtle man yeah i know it's bad this deal of freaking you
You know plankton enterprises or whatever but in this raid you're a bitch, okay, and you don't have enough DKP to roll in that shit
I don't give a damn so then what I do I told us sit their ass down, and they're gonna wait in line
I get everybody else
Fuck yeah
And then I take two pieces of loot while I wait for them to get enough DKP
I think we're actually in a turtle.
Hopefully we're not though.
Hopefully we're not.
it's about the end, right? Freaking... now.
of
Um.
The McDonald's.
Oh,
they talk well.
Oh, it's for both W's.
You got in and out over there.
They don't do the delivery. Oh, that's true. Actually. Oh my god. We're good. Are you in your aid or in your AV?
Uh invite the police
I don't know how many more I got in me, but more 50k honor. It's not bad
You know, I've heard of Taco Bell, Cantina, no, but that's fantastic.
What is it?
It's like a it's like a bar.
That's great.
It's in Texas, New York.
It's in Times Square.
This guy is shwaisted.
I'm not sure about that.
What's it called? It's called Taco Bell Cantina.
Yeah. They have a, and they have one in Las Vegas.
Oh, they have tons here, bro.
And Gally.
Yeah. I was just, I was just.
I mentioned one in my airport.
the airport
mm-hmm wait isn't it just talk it's just talk about what's just sells alcoholic drinks no
Yeah
Like yeah, I'm not much of a drinker, but no, of course not
It's only because I'm actually not
I
Someone said you can get married to talk about came to you. Yeah, it's like a hundred bucks. I'm pretty sure
Holy hell, that's fire. Wives are way cheaper than I thought.
They give you a bouquet of their hot sauce.
Also fire?
on Wednesday I drunk ten monsters in a row and I actually felt the same as when I drank
the first one.
Am I super human?
Yeah, you're good, man.
Just keep cranking them.
of
the
I don't like I don't have it a hundred percent figured out of the line there's
horn but I still feel like we do things and sometimes we just kind of win like
we can we get harass them at gal and slow them down and then because that's the
main thing is I just feel like slowing them down is enough to win for sure yeah
because like everybody else to go but then if they don't have like sometimes
your team doesn't have people that'll just like spearhead it just just just run
right in it's it dude it's such a toss up man yeah it's such a toss yeah the
best way that I found to win is I mean this is one we played classic before so
We were gigging the X gear, so it's kind of unfair,
but just have a geared tank and a geared healer
and you will just,
you can literally just go into the boss
and tank everything.
Yeah.
That's just nice.
And you'll always win the base race, but,
I don't think there's that many gears.
Yeah, that's what we used to do.
Let's fucking send it.
Where are we headed, by the way?
Uh, I'm at Galv.
We could try this like Galv defense thing.
Oh god, I don't know if we're gonna get there now.
We're gonna keep going.
Yeah, you guys go ahead, you guys go ahead.
We're gonna keep going.
You could try to do your thing.
Hold the line, S-Van.
Oh, I will.
World of Warcraft?
So, so.
Yeah, usually I play this on my ult, bro,
but I'm playing it on my main today.
end my stream off while I get some honor when you think about the whole
ashes thing huh that's man I know you probably got asses a lot yeah I I saw
last night I can't I can't wait to keep playing you know I don't know why people
keep asking me about it but we're doing recruiting for my guild
I think that I'm I just think the whole thing really sucks because if you're an MMO enjoyer
like any time an MMO is down it really sucks but that's one where it's kind of like they
just put it out on steam and it's like yeah I mean I had fun whenever I played it but
then I hit a point where I'm like oh this is just the same thing over and over again
until level 25 I still want to hit 25 but like I just I feel like I got I got the taste of
it that I was going to get for like the current iteration of the the testing periods I was
I was like I'll probably end up going back next one but I think I still had like a lot
that I need to work on it like super was not close to done.
Oh yeah I know.
I know there were things about it that were like you know this has promised but it was
just super not close to done.
Yeah a lot of the tech shit did not work correctly at all.
I hated losing XP and PV.
You got XP debt if you died in PV.
I actually didn't log in, I did log in a lot of PV1 days and I just never logged in after it.
What if you were max level?
Were you fine if you were max or was it only when you were not max?
I don't know, actually I don't know how it works.
It's XP debt so I guess it wouldn't go down in levels, right?
That wouldn't make sense.
Yeah, it's definitely more of an old-school MMO mechanic for sure.
Yeah.
Look at that back here with the towns and stuff, it was pretty good.
Yeah.
Look at how many old-school MMO mechanics just don't work anymore.
I think they just can't.
Imagine you had Ultima online where people could literally go search inside your bags
and pick stuff up and steal it.
Like imagine that in 2026, like there's just no way.
Yeah.
And there's like a few reasons for it.
There's like, just naturally I think people are more,
I think people, I wanna say people are like more soft now,
but I don't think like, is it soft to be like,
I got a bunch of this gear and I don't want somebody
to steal it?
I don't think so.
No.
I just think the times are kind of different, you know, you don't have as much time to do
something that you enjoy, so if you're just going to get stuff taken away from you, and
you lose that time, it's kind of like, what the fuck's the point, it kind of sucks, you
already don't have much time in the first place.
Yeah, but who's fault is that?
Um, like, I don't know.
They're an employer? I don't know. I don't know.
Well, I mean, they don't have to have a job. Nobody's told them they have to have a job.
That's, honestly, why didn't I think of that? That's fair.
Yeah, I mean, you just, you know, you could just quit, right? Just quit.
Honestly? True.
What if we just quit streaming?
Yeah?
What if?
I mean, I've had more times play WoW, that's for sure.
I don't really think like people like all this bad I mean it is bad
I just feel like you have to balance the ambition with innovation right and that's like the
easiest thing in the world to stay in the hardest thing in the world to do.
games are definitely not easy yeah yeah i just feel like the older i've got the
more and more i like feel bad for devs
but it's like i don't know maybe like 20 years ago i was like
why is my class so hard you know but i just like feel bad
yeah sick sick uh quick
You get so much more honor for winning. It's so nice
How much more do you need till your caps? I
Need so many marks. Oh
You need the marks that are more that's more of the problem
No, I still need everything because I kind of haven't played I haven't done much pp recently
But like 20k honor right now
But I'm 90 more song 83 abys and 19 abys but like I think I was having in my abys cap
Oh, you're fine. What do you mean? You're so fine. Yeah, I had 35 and stuff
Yeah, you're good. I mean you don't there is a reduction of marks, too
So you don't need as many in TBC. So you just turn in a bunch for honor. You are killing
Yeah, I think I
Mean I don't necessarily like want to not do battle rounds at 7
But I almost do them. I might have reduced it too much. I don't know
I didn't realize how much they reduced it like
Yeah, I mean if we get on our cap now and all the marks that we need like we are barely gonna need to do bgs
Yeah, which I
Don't know that's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm sure
I have a storm is pretty fun does have its moments
Yeah, I guess it's okay. I don't know something I just don't like though okay. I was aesthetic or what?
I've always kind of just like
weird
I like it the mix of like a raffian war song
Yeah, I just don't know why do you think peanut plays animals? Fuck, no
Well, actually
Maybe but he would never tell his audience that they would crucify him five-man to blend it
Yeah, I think what we do is we go gal and then see how many people are there if there's too many people there then we go forward
Because we don't know why but we just want to slow them down
The point of being on our cap before 70
Just to get that jump start on gear so you don't need to do as many battlegrounds at 70
Unless you want to do bg's at 70
Yeah
I'm gonna cry for clothes. I think it closed doing that game McDonald's back up
McDonald's a burger game definitely not Burger King are we serious?
The hell is good for Burger King?
Did the burgers? No, that's the worst the funny the ironic part about Burger King is the worst thing on their menu is the burgers and
And it's all fucking Burger King
I've heard from so many people from California the Burger King size
It's terrible BK is
Maybe it's like a California burgers are bad. I
Mean, maybe it's because the burgers are so much better in every other place
You know, I don't know maybe maybe like California has like some kind of regulations like oh
It has to be like this many healthy points and then Burger King is like, okay. Well that makes us have to change our recipe
I don't know I don't know
There's something because they cook the cook the burgers different like that the meat tastes like
It's it's the flame and they cook it on a flip
Like charcoal. Yeah, it's nice like burned charcoally, you know
BK burgers are not it
No, they're not good. Yeah, thank you. I like it
But here's the thing, what's good at McDonald's?
Literally almost everything.
Everything.
Yeah, almost everything is good at McDonald's.
I feel like McDonald's, something is wrong with the portions.
We're going to Gal, by the way.
Oh, sure.
Let's try a Gal vangle.
Like there's too much or too little?
too little. The portions are pretty small, McDonald's. I agree. They, they, that whole
Super Size Me thing, and then they just really cut too much. Yeah, because the whole thing
was propaganda. Yeah, they weren't even that, it wasn't even that big in the first place,
and then they just made them so small. I actually kind of agree. I think the, I think the Super
Size Me, Super Size, sorry, Super Size, Size should be the baseline. That should be like
default and then there should be like heroic McDonald's which is like now we're talking you know like
quarter pounder triple it should be a big mac oh we can we can actually wipe these guys hold on i'm
going in big damn
i am too
yeah i got bomb
okay we can't wipe these guys
no no
Well, they'll kill us eventually, but all we want to do is just kill a few just kill it. Yeah, just kill a few
Yeah, they're afraid we've put up a fight
Hold on hold on
one for the stressors are in the bag. Will I be able to get it? I don't know.
He's dead. Oh, yeah, we're cooking
I'm so
We we we killed a lot of them
Yeah, actually it's kind of bad we kind of killed too many of them
We may have just griefed the lobby by doing like
Yeah
We could go back in they let dude they let us reset we could just go back in
No, I think I think we we stalled on the perfect amount because we kill them again
Then they're gonna go back up and then we're gonna get asked
Right dude, I think we're gonna kill this kill this jurid kills us a dirt. I actually think we're gonna work
We might be able to kill them
We're gonna stop their deals now
Kill this Druid, kill this Druid, nice.
I'm at Oomis Fuck, I'm gonna try to evoke it, maybe no one will hit me.
No one's hitting me.
W.
Classic.
Dude, all the boosted players, I love it.
Okay, we may have caused the turtle.
Yeah.
Did we do a bad, we may have done a bad thing.
Yeah.
This isn't really poor design.
I always, it actually blew my mind for all the things they were willing to change that
never redesigned to AV.
They kind of did.
They moved some spawns on chip.
Yeah, but they didn't overhaul it.
Now maybe they don't have all living bad, but you're right, they didn't use some stuff.
Yeah, they're probably scared to just fully break it.
We stopped these towers from getting hit real quick.
Yeah, actually.
Like, see, like, that?
Us stopping the towers, we don't gain anything from it,
but we stop them from trying to finish the game,
because they're like, wait a second.
We need to get that tower.
Of course, we finished.
But like, if they get the tower, they get on it.
If we stop the tower, nothing matters to us.
Maybe it makes a difference.
So then it's like, are you just griefing the enemy team
if you're stopping the towers?
I was like, well, I'm not trying to be an asshole, right?
I'm just trying to do my job, you know?
Haircut after this one?
I don't know, I only have time for one?
I do.
I'm not getting a haircut at 10pm, you know?
Well, I only have time for this last game here, so...
so you freaking you freaking geez for me maybe we're about to win what are you
just gonna get 10 10 p.m. haircut oh nice oh I do it's bad
Wait what?
Dude this is gonna be this match gonna last forever, isn't it?
We don't even have that many people up north. We got like a decent amount, but like oh god
I
Know
Let's all go north now. I know we caused that we caused a small little turtle, maybe
That's fine
I
Draw your hair so you could look like Mike from stranger things. Yeah, I
Hate long hair man. I can't I
Hate it. I'd rather be bald. I'd rather be bald than have one there that ass
I mean, they did take really fun stuff
something like they could they're like in position to push did they got this they got
so they got stone earth here to be honest we didn't like we did like a perfect like tower
like slow them down but uh we just killed too many of them i think and sent them back and
and got a lot of our guys killed them north because like look they actually already got the towers
down south before us didn't they still have to deal with like that's blood and stuff they
can do that alley glitch where they bounce the yeah marshals oh you're done that's all
I actually don't think I even have time to finish this one unfortunately you should stream
getting a haircut while you are that could go hard that actually so funny that
actually could go hard but I don't think I want to do that I'm actually not gonna
to do that. That sounds sick, but no.
I hear, uh,
we did from the tower.
Oh, wait, so, uh, who cuts your hair for you? Do you have your, uh,
like private barber, like fly in? Yeah. From like the dance on
Yeah, yep from from out of out of America. Yeah, it's international
Man it's down like the secret celebrity
You know down the great mind and shit. Yeah
Yeah, yeah
I usually just pay a homeless guy cut my hair
We were actually going to win dumb for a timing
Hold on Hannah we're winning in approximately less
Winning in a minute
Oh, perfect. All right. That's it for me. Sorry. I have to leave it abruptly, but yeah, GGs.
All right. GGs did. We'll see you later. Later. It was fun. Okay. Sorry. Abrupt ending, but yep.
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. It's not my time. Someone else's time.
Someone else's time is always more important than your own time. Remember that.
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