you
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but
This is going to be a mission.
I forgot we were here.
Yeah, this is not for the faint of heart.
We're gonna be here for
This is gonna be a mission a
a mission in a hail it's so long
oh my god I'm gonna run it just to see what we're working with
Okay, never mind. I can't get I hit my my break point
I mean
It might not be as bad as it looks
Okay, yeah, I
Believe you
Yeah, I think it just looks scarier than it actually is
but there's going to be points where we're going to need a winch across
yes we all are going to try the the the back front the front back
what the back front
I don't know
Oh, oh, oh, the wench from the back in the front.
I see, I see, I see.
No, we're going to try to do this old school.
We're going to do it the old school way and see how it goes.
These two planks, we're definitely going to need.
I put them on the thing.
any more planks if we backtrack and I don't know if we need more but
um we have more it's probably better it doesn't look like there's more there's
wedges
oh okay yeah i don't know we really need that
I
Will scrap metal respawn others planks of wood
Well, we really
Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't know if we'll need for but I
Guess we can you can throw on
Whoa
One went into the lava. No one's gone. I heard that. Okay. Yeah, well you can get it out right or no
Um, well, the die I think it's gone
That's right, we'll just try to do it the
The normal way a little fashion the good old fashion way. We'll just drive up until we can't
Yeah, yeah
Wait you said there was crap though, did you get it? No, it's way too far. I don't care. Oh
Oh, okay.
All right.
So, okay, there's two planks on the ground and then there's two planks in the RV, okay?
So we have four planks total.
In the RV?
Yeah, like attached.
Oh, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops.
All right.
I should fix the tires.
Oh, ah, ah, wait.
What?
Oh, I was gonna... Okay, I'm here.
Don't worry.
You were worried where I was.
I'm here.
No, no, no, I wasn't worried.
Oh.
Alright.
It's our first turtle.
Gonna be right here.
Alright.
There.
Gimme wood.
Wood me, baby.
you give me what I can't I don't know where it is wait we didn't we didn't get
the two pieces we just got the ones in the car it's okay yeah that should be
fine okay grab from the side okay great we got a two tire this okay yeah is
that you guide me is this good enough it looks good enough
There we go.
Go, go, go!
Good?
Go, go, go faster!
Good!
Very good.
Okay, let me put these back on the car.
Wait!
Hold on.
What?
Are you gonna be carrying these all the way up there?
Yeah.
Yes.
I can just put on the damn car.
Yes.
Okay.
Holy shit, this is tight.
I can't.
Can't oh, that's what oh I go
Oh my good bye. I shouldn't have stopped. I should just it would just get good. No, but I
Don't think I'm gonna get out of the car. It's so tight
Oh fuck, how do I get back?
I'm gonna break links. I'm probably gonna break my leg. Thank you
right oh here I'll plank you up where you at
hold on where's my where's my sugar bomb
all right I'm like one HP go up the damn ramp going to burger
the ramp. Yeah, but I fell. I know. Come back. I put a piece of wood here for you. Okay,
so what we're gonna do is you're never getting in the car again. I'm staying in the car always
and we're gonna see how it goes
okay
i'm not allowed in the car
yeeeeeeah
i think that's a good idea
you should eat a burger
or something
can a van chobis
okay how the hell am i gonna get it
you said i can't get in the car
i think you can't get in the car
hold on i gotta find a way back up
fucking dammit
i'll put a one plank back
can we restart it?
in the same way
yeah sure
i'm not sure if i'll be able to repair that vehicle again though, but maybe i'll just do that later
how am i?
are you restarting?
no
i'm literally running
literally one HP
i put a plank down for you, take it with you on the way though
up here why I fell but so you went that way okay I don't know how I'm gonna make
it across here but I'm gonna certainly try
I'm trying. You should have climbed up the ladder or something.
You should have climbed up the ladder or something.
Let me throw you up top here.
Give me your little ass.
Get up there.
Get the cart.
Why don't we do that at the beginning?
I don't know. You don't even think. You just go.
You just go and you fall.
You go and you fall.
We just have burgers?
Yeah.
to make them or I'm gonna cook them I just eat the raw patty okay are you in
there yeah I didn't realize I didn't realize raw meat would kill you oh I
I felt it.
He thought of her.
Restart!
Alright, we'll restart, we'll restart, restart, restart.
Restart, this is all fucked.
Wait, I gotta bring, you gotta help me.
Put something.
I didn't know you could cook in this game.
I just thought you'd eat the meat.
Like, you gotta cook?
Well, I've been making you dan burgers
for you then to come from.
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
You need to fall from the sky?
Yes.
beautiful burgers fall from the fricking sky. Well I don't. I wish. I really did.
I think we didn't do that when we were really high up. Yeah. That would have
sucked. Yeah. I think it's not the matter of what. I gotta put these in the RV.
Maybe I should make us some burgers. Where'd you get that? I don't know
Thank you
All right, let's let's cruise. No wait
I'm getting all this oil we need it
And we got for the planks in the car on the car
Yeah. In the car is confusing.
Oh.
You know though.
Ready? Yeah. I'm not allowed in. So come on.
True.
I kind of have an idea.
Okay.
Hmm.
Are my tires going to make it?
Um, yeah, just go more towards me.
More this way?
Whatever the way this way is?
Um, uh, yep, okay.
Ow!
Ow, chill!
What the fuck?!
Are you okay?
Why?
Are you okay?
Why?
Are you alive?
Yeah.
Okay.
Visibly.
Okay.
In game?
How am I gonna get down?
I fell again.
How am I going to get down? I fell again.
Sort of over, I'm dead.
Hold on, I'll come save you.
Hold on, before we start over, I want to try something.
Oh my god, I've been saved.
Oh my god, I've been saved. Hold on.
I'll save you in a second. I'm making insane gains.
It's weird, like, when I'm dead, let's just keep going when you're dead.
We restart.
Okay, hold on.
I'm coming.
I just made an insane ground.
Really?
We're all the way up?
Yeah.
Okay, well, I can't do that.
Go to the next checkpoint.
You revived me?
All right.
Um, now I gotta find a way back down to you.
Okay, hold on.
There was a ladder by me.
How'd you fall?
Well, you boosted me off the plank. Remember that? You ran me over? Remember?
Nope.
Oh.
Fresh out. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming.
I'm right here. Yeah. Next to me. I got you up. Oh, what hat? Oh, fancy hat.
I don't know how we're gonna get past this next point, but we're gonna try hey for order
I think for the 85 fucking uh watch watch streak go
I want to try
Trash you want to what I want to try
I want to try
You might need to throw me up. Okay. I don't know how we get past this point. We're at a really weird
You pick me up and throw me
All right, I'm gonna go I'm gonna move a little bit up
Moving on up.
Now what?
I don't know.
Have some decent room to play with up here, I guess.
Alright, where the hell do we go from here?
Okay, so it looks like I think I'm going to try to make a left turn here.
And then up this really bumpy road.
maybe and then what the hell okay all right I'm gonna try to see what I could
do here I'm gonna try to go left and then you can see once you come up you
could guide me to see if it's okay okay this way oh this way okay oh a hat a
A hat. A fancy hat. A fancy hat hat.
So scary.
I put a board down, I helped.
A fixer up, or whatever that is for.
For us.
Oh, okay, great.
Oh, are you done?
Um, yeah.
Yeah, not looking good.
I don't know if we need a wench here, hold on.
No, don't do that.
Stop doing what you're doing.
We need to, this is, we're in a worse spot than we were.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, it's just so I can fix the car from underneath.
Uh...
It's more than thinking, Mikey.
Yep.
Okay.
Maybe I can crack a cold one and push you out?
What am I stuck on?
Uh, the thingy.
The thing.
The gas pump.
I think.
Let me drink some beer and I'll push you out.
I just don't get how I'm stuck.
I'm drinking a cold one right now.
Oh, it's happening.
Oh, yeah.
I'm stuck in the ground.
A cold one.
Oh, is this in our car?
Oh, shit.
Oh, that stupid thing.
How did that happen?
Um...
Okay, we're pretty stuck.
Okay, um...
It was like part of the ground.
That's not good, okay. You can try to push me out. That's not gonna work. Okay, what
if we went you left try I pull you the other way this way what are you gonna
attach to the wood over here
Okay, there's a huge hole though
I'm gonna try to cover it
With these so you don't accidentally fall in okay here. What's gone? Oh
No, I won't fall at all I don't think okay, just know it's there, okay
This is trippy, okay, let's do it ready
Oh my god, we're gonna get slingshot, maybe. Yep, I knew it. I knew it. That's why I didn't want to wench.
I had a feeling that would happen. Yeah. We're not that bad. We have a lot of stuff to fix still.
I had a feeling that was gonna happen. Whenever you get stuck on something in this game, you just like slingshot.
We have to go.
I mean, we kind of put ourselves in an okay spot, ish.
It's not terrible.
We need to go get that on thing though to repair.
I think we're still stuck though.
Okay.
Stop hitting me.
I'm not even I don't even see you on my screen
Yeah, we're so stuck we'll get it. We'll get it. Don't worry watch this
Can you pull it forward a
Little bit watch I
Don't want to go that far. I just threw the controller. I don't want to go that far. I don't
And we need to go left we're in a really good we're in a really good spot
Okay, I don't know this let me come okay. Yeah. Oh, you're stuck now. Okay. Okay. Oh
You are about okay. Can I fix the car wait?
Uh-huh
In the car moving
I don't know why the car is moving.
Oh, I gotta go under it or something.
That makes sense.
You gotta go under me.
There we go.
Okay.
You're gonna have to guide me across this.
I mean, I might need to floor it, so I don't fall.
Uh-huh.
Oh, this is a narrow.
Yeah.
All right
You're gonna have to go yep a little left more left
Yep, and go straight turn it out
Keep her coming keep her coming
Yep, you're good
You're good perfect. I
Got the controller too. Are we going up right here now? I don't know. Oh
Okay
Holy fuck you're doing great. Um, yep, perfect. You're on the ramp. Oh my god. This is so narrow
Yeah, it's scary, but you're doing great. It looks fine
Okay, keep her coming
Keep her going keep her going
Keep her going this is better deal. It's much better now switch room
home. Okay. Oh, sorry. You gotta be careful right here where I'm standing. It's very thin.
Okay, great. Doing great. Okay, you're doing amazing. Now we're gonna go left once. Oh,
Yep, you're doing good.
You're doing great.
Let me check your back over here.
Yep, you got room.
Good to go.
And you're gonna go right when you come up here.
You're good, you got room.
Are you stuck?
Fuck.
Hold on.
Oh, you got out. Very good.
I don't, I can't see any more of the ground, so I don't know if I'm gonna fall.
You're not.
You're gonna go right a little bit whenever you get up here, and you got room.
Oh, it's okay. You're good.
You're very good. It's very secure. Don't worry.
It's a little stuff. Okay.
Beautiful.
Oh, oh, what happened there?
I don't know.
I'm stuck on something there. I don't know. It's like slingshot every time I...
There's a little something for sure. Do you want me to? Oh, you're good. Yeah, great
Okay, I gotta get in front of you. Come on
Okay, keep going keep we're going we're safe
Okay, do I go over it? Do I go over this here?
go over it
Okay, when you get over this though, stop I can't I can't see you had the way to my stop
One sec, okay, so I need a wood plank stop
yep stop right there let me grab a wood plank
okay we're gonna put this oh that's crap metal here oh that's gonna be tough
oh that's tough that's tough okay um
Um, all right, you're in a drive, okay?
Just straight.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, oh, yeah.
Oh, wait, oh, it's fine.
Um, it's over.
Oh, yeah, just send it.
Fuck it.
Oh, and then and then more to the right.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Okay.
Great.
And then I'm going to get this wood plank because we need it
And then I'm gonna put it back in the car. Okay, and then what's next we're gonna go
Oh, we need more wood planks. All right, so let me grab those really quick
Can't reach I'm too damn short. Oh god. I can't reach it
Got it. Okay. This is going to go here. Oh boy. And then this is going to go here.
How many planks are you using? Don't worry. Just two. That's all we got. Okay. Oh boy.
Oh boy. Alright. Let me just try to line it up with your tires.
Keeps just moving.
I mean, if we have any of those winches, if we want to be safe, we could attach a winch to it in case we happen to fall.
We did, but I don't know if I fell out because I didn't see them. Okay, come forward.
Think I make that?
Yeah.
Floor it?
Uh, no.
I think I might need to. If I don't, it's riskier.
This is a situation where I have to, because if I don't, I get stuck and fall.
Well, I'd like for you to line it up first.
Yeah, but I'm, I'm floating on two platforms right now. I can't line it up. I have to like floor it from here.
Okay, floor it.
This is this is a lot as a lot as aligned as it could be or
It's like too close together, right I mean it looks pretty good
Does it yeah
But it's hard to talk because you're you're like kind of far away
Why can't get closer I got a floor it
Why can't you get closer?
Because I'm floating on two, like if I go a little to the left or the right, I fall
and I get stuck.
I'm floating on two pieces right now.
Let me see if I can find more wood.
Maybe there's more wood.
I just wish, let me go this way once I can.
I might have to floor those.
Oh, maybe I should go.
Oh, I found wood.
Oh, how am I going to get to that?
It's a jump puzzle.
You want me to just...
I'm going to get the...
I'm going to just send it?
Oh, no.
I mean, now you've got to be scared.
I was confident.
are you sending it no what if we let's what let's winch it just in case
which to what let's just like winch to anything literally just in case like in
in the case of you know accident no we got it we don't we want to
wedge higher up right right yeah i like that
hey you have nothing to do
shoot wait let's see do we have anything in the car
I think we just floor it.
Okay, what other options do we have, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah, just do it.
I mean, like what else are we going to do, really?
But don't you think like winching to anything is better than winching to nothing?
Or no?
no cuz it could screw me up when I'm driving it could pull me okay you could
have the wench just in case like hold on to it maybe and do what in case we fall
oh like hold it yeah in case you fall and then quickly like touch it to
something all right oh wait maybe we can't let go of the lunch what I can't
move.
Like reset the lunge.
You might not be able to move it when the lunge is being held.
Oh no, I actually...
I don't think you're stuck.
What am I stuck on?
Yeah, I actually can't move.
Your butt is stuck?
Okay, that's like we got...
I'm going to try to push.
Might have to lunch after all I guess
I'm too weak. Yeah, we're going to want you out. Yeah, give me a lunch
Hey, where'd I put their mo I dropped it
Uh...
Hold on, it's in the ground. There it is. Okay. Ready? Uh, yeah.
I'm going super slow.
Uh, I'm stuck. Yeah, hold on. Put it in park. Okay.
Can you push me out?
That's all I have to do.
Maybe that's enough.
A little bit.
I'll undo the lunch.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
We're kind of out, but we still need to figure out how to get up this.
We lost a plank.
I think a plank fell.
Okay.
Oh
Okay, oh my god
We did it
It wasn't too bad
There's still some
Scrap and stuff honestly fuck this crap. Oh, whatever. We're fine. There's a lot of scrap in that whole like tunnel network
But fuck it. Let's just drive
It happens. Let's ride. I just want to get to the next checkpoint
me too because now we're outside so I worry that there's bears I can't see if
this is a big drop it's over bears beets
that'll start like oh wait there's a sign of distance do you see it I think
this is welcome to Colorado the Rockies
Yes, I'm gonna fall out season three
That's what we're headed
That's so bright all of a sudden
Cuz we just got out of a dark ditch
No, I see a barn. Let's stop there at your point. Oh, I hear a bear. I hear a bear. No at the checkpoint
I don't know what I'm getting. I just don't get it. I'm just getting hit. Like just fucking hit. I'm shut. I don't get it
Doesn't get it
Our health is literally one. I can't get through this
I'm stuck Hannah. I think we're gonna have to restart this if the bear is actually gonna hit us. Is there bear?
No, no, no, no, we're good. Oh
Oh, unite of me.
I can't.
I thought I heard one, but I think it was just you hitting everything.
OK.
I can't get through here.
Are you all right, Ian?
Bro.
Couldn't have given us a nice little path to go through.
We're going through this.
I'm stuck.
I'm going trashed
I'm out. Oh
My god pain and we lost so much health that sucks
No, we have a lot of scrap. It's fine
And more beer, okay
I'm gonna fix this up
Now ah, sorry, I'll make you a burger
of
All right, there was tons of scrap metal but it was in the hole that's okay I got it
Oh, oh, down there, you mean?
Oh, that's how you grill.
I make us burgers.
I don't know.
Any better?
What's your burger?
All smoking.
Any more?
Okay.
No.
Let me...
um let me fix the car
i think i might have to get underneath it
we might have to back it up a bit
two where your elbows are and one down and you get to the center
now imagine a line from an elbow chakra point of your dominant hand
down to your perineum that line is your hypotenuse we need it slant
Now you multiply the first top line by the second line.
I can't see anything.
You're good, right there.
Put that stuff up.
The top, the one at the top, square it so that you multiply it by the top.
Hey, let me pop this in the engine.
Now I'm going to grab the beer and then we can go.
Let's grab the beer.
But messing this one's a bit weird because you got to get a little, you know, down and around.
Down there, you know.
OK, got a six pack.
Ready to roll.
Let's go, buddy.
All right.
We're good.
If we find more scrap, I gotta replace this windshield.
Hey.
I was listening to that.
What the heck?
Look at the view!
Teal!
It's beautiful.
I hope your wheels fall off, dude. We're fine.
Look at our health bar.
Are you restarting it? Oh god, we gotta listen to his high bot news again.
Now you might be wondering, Austin, what is this curious chakras you keep speaking of?
Well, my child is the closest boat nation, us mere mortals can get to the deeper knees where we're
absolutely gone. And it's also close to the word chakra. The vital energies within the human body
and the socket of today's tape. Align in your chakras to focus on the energy within the body
and mind. I'm going to have that real quick. No, it's just a drive down, I think.
thing. Yeah, you're good. Come on, Dan. Imagine you played this game but never used the RV.
to a line out of Sharper's is the Hypot News. This is the found danger constant of your
Sharper and alignment. First thing you gotta do is get out of the line from the tippy top
of your head, pull the weight out of your head, and carry it to your area. That's the
bit between your butt hole and whatever else you got going on down there. Then with your
arms out straight, imagine another line across your body. There's one where the two lines
are on your side, two where your elbows are, and one down in your business area.
All right, so we go across here, to the left, I guess.
Okay, yeah, that's fine.
This is achievable.
Um, you think we make those cross with these two flags I put down?
That's sick last fuck
Long as you want it to last
Send it or no
Um, go, go more to the left.
I could also try to surf this wave on the left.
Sideways, so I might tip over though.
So yeah, you can track those numbers over time, and see if they resonate with you, and if they do, your chakras are alive.
And don't want them closer to absolute calm.
Thank you for listening in once again, my child.
Gouris Chaka, and I'll see you in the next lesson.
Not so much.
Okay?
Ah what the fuck we're stuck we need a wedge wait we're okay
I thought we said we're good pull it out I could try well yeah, but
Are we making it yeah
But, we're good.
Uh, okay, you're on the winch. Hopefully that's fine.
I gotta somehow get past this mud. This is gonna be a problem.
Um, we're gonna winch again.
We're gonna need to.
Oh...
Okay, uh, well, yeah, I don't have it, so...
I mean, we'll get it in the car.
Uh-huh.
Oh, you're fine.
Is this a way?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, uh, no, sure, no
I mean, unless you go up this way, it's a very steep hill down there
You know like is it the way I
Don't think so maybe there's wood blanks, so maybe
Yeah, probably the way
Yeah, it seems
possible I think maybe let's do it I think you go down this way Mikey holy
shit this is insane I don't know which way to go I don't know if I go down a
hill if I go up a hill if I go I don't know like do I go down where you're at
you think I slide down there thanks so because I there's one planks
Yeah, we're going blind here. We don't know which way to go. So fuck it
I'll throw you some more wood planks. Oh
and
We'll drink a cup of coffee
For your winch, okay, here's one winch pole
Here's two winch poles. I don't know what
It's put me around
All right, so I'm gonna just roll down this hill. Is that the plan? Yeah. Okay. Game time. Lock in.
Um, well, you need to get rid of that middle point probably, right?
Yeah, and do it like this, right?
So you can like get full momentum.
I need I need a better gap on I need a better
Like for my tires
That good that look good to you it looks decent
And it it all fell the second that you roll down, but it's fine you're good
Okay, I think I've done you up. Oh, oh, you're spinning. Oh
Oh, oh, okay. Yep, uh, yep. Alright.
Oh my god, we might, our car might get destroyed from this.
No, it's okay. Okay, let's pull you out.
I think our car is about to break.
Don't slingshot us
Hey, let me know if I should click again. I just don't want to go crazy here. I'm out, but I don't know how to get past this next part
All right, let's think here another lunch, maybe oh, this is gonna be having a yeah, if we if we live
Try all right on the side or a pair of us remember you can put it on sides of things
No, okay, but you could put it on sides of things. You don't need to put it just like on the ground girls were in trouble
Yeah, I think we do we want to go this way though? I've probably
I'm gonna jump in I'm gonna grab the hammer try to repair
All right
All right, I don't know why I hit you okay
All right ready sure
And
Come on get there
Are you pulling yeah, oh, oh, okay stop stop
Okay, I'm going to get out and unhook it. I don't know. I'm stuck so maybe not but oh wait wait
I'm gonna slide down whatever the hell is this. I don't know. I can't see so I'm just slide down. Okay. I could winch the back. Wait wait
That's fine. I think
Okay, yeah, we're good. I don't even know if this is the right way reset that I don't know
seems really crazy but it's working kind of the doors open careful hey come in
okay all right oh shoot no
I hear just things
I don't let me go scoop it out because right seems kind of nice or do I go down like there's
a hole here I could go down you know how I can make everywhere because I could I can
I also slide down.
Move a lot of winches.
And ramps?
Oh my God, there's ramps.
Why are there ramps?
We've never used a ramp before.
Okay, so if we go down, we'll have to
drive up this.
Just make sure it's careful.
Which doesn't look too hard to drive up.
It's kind of easy to drive up on this.
hmm okay I don't know which way to go
I don't know either, they both look rough
um I think
oh we go right or do we go left
So, the safest bet is probably going down in the middle here and going through the middle
because it's kind of just like a road and then you just go up and then thought of him
but a being.
The part of me really wants to try to go right.
Oh, but this is scary right here.
Holy.
It is scary.
There are two ramps over here.
Does that help at all?
Ramps?
Yeah.
Yeah. I'm just grabbing some winches because we used them all. I have to restock.
I don't know. I'm going to go right and I'm going to see what happens.
We need some wooden planks. Do we not have any?
We're going to need a little ramp over here.
We need to try to build a ramp on this rock and see what happens.
Yeah, okay
You can go from the higher part
All right, I'm gonna try to go right
Okay
Holy shit, this is tight
Oh scary that enough you think what do I look like tires tire-wise
Make that right plank right more
Oh boy, they look good to you
Nope. Okay. Maybe. Okay. Is my left tire on? No, you're not even close yet. What I'm saying
is my tire is aligned. Fucking line. Yes. Like what the, there we go. Okay. Is my left
tire aligned? It just keeps, it just keeps bowing. Yeah, they're aligned right now, but they're
not gonna be cuz he's going word you know so it's okay okay okay okay you're
running me over it's okay okay we're losing our planks it's fine they're
on okay am I good to drive forward or no looking okay yeah you are but yep
Perfect. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm stuck. You're stuck. We went up or do we went left?
Because we could went left with a pole. I don't think we go that way. I think
where you're pulling is gonna blow us up. I'm not Mikey. I'm getting the wench. Oh
No, I'm saying like where do you want to go? I think we go left
Okay, the only problem with left is we might fall off the cliff, but at least we'll be able to get back up
What if we do it like right here? No, cuz we're gonna drive that way
Okay here
Yeah, maybe I
Just need to I just need you to give to give me a little tug. That's all
And then I should be able to get out hopefully
Oh, I can't wait I can't wait
Our left is a big cliff
I might send it over this bitch.
Um, let me get behind.
Why are the boys not playing?
All the boys are retired.
They'll quit streaming, you know?
Just gig-ing for everyone.
They look terrible.
Do I have room to at least go forward, or will I fall?
Yeah, you're gonna...
Oh, no, you're gonna fall. You're gonna fall. Stop.
Parking break?
Yeah, there you go. So here's the thing. These are too wide, I think, for your tires, unless you go more to the left.
Your tire's off. It's off.
Which tire's off?
Your left one.
Now?
Okay, so the right one is on, but it's to the very edge, so your left one is just floating in the nowhere, so you have to be careful. You're on the rock still.
So which one's on left or right?
All right.
Like this?
That's better.
Okay, better way better.
Well, yeah.
Okay, go straight.
You didn't push.
Oh, no, you didn't fall off.
Oh my god.
I'm going to watch which way.
Left.
Okay, straight, straight.
Well, I'm stuck.
well okay well okay you're gonna need a pop a pop a soda can and give me a little
push
I
Honestly just take the whole just take the whole six pack. No, okay
All right, and you say my tires are good
Yes. Because when you give me a push I'm gonna have to go. I know and I'm gonna have to push you perfectly straight. Give me a push.
I'm checking your tires. Okay. Keep pushing.
I'm trying to spoke are we almost on stock or
oh okay I'm on stock okay I need you to now I need you to go or wrap around and
tell me if we're if I'm good to go straight
Well, good. Yeah, and then go a little more left. Like, uh, yep. Perfect. Go straight.
A little more left. Left, left, straight. Yep. Okay. Holy shit. Jump back in. Let me in. Let me in.
We're making good brawl. We might, we might finish this game in under five hours.
Pretty good. Yeah, we're kind of insane.
It's funny how you turn the tunes on in-game, but in a car, in real life, we don't listen
to music, not the... in-game though?
Fuck yeah.
In real life, we just sit in pure silence.
That was funny.
I would have said pure silence
Good if cities weren't so gross they'd be kind of relaxing, you know
Some cities it's a brief piece. Like the life of a man.
No? America Dream?
Left or right? Right probably.
Ego!
I see something above in front of us and here's the trick point.
No way?
Already?
Cold drinks!
Wow!
Little town!
Cold drinks
No check point
Oh the checkpoints up here, let me hit it first
Squat
Should I get it or do you want to see pick pick pick everything pick pick everything up pick everything up pick everything up before I hit the checkpoint
Okay, there's anti-dotes. Oh smart. Okay. Just pick literally pick everything up before I hit the checkpoint
I don't want to get out of the car in case it bears spawns. You know I'm saying
Yeah, where are you?
Let's repair everything repair our cars much
Is there anything to repair over there?
There is
Nothing yet. I'm looking though
What's a power pole again? I
I don't know.
Powerful.
At least it activates Powerful.
Oh, it's the thing that raises your car up.
Throwing it.
Got everything?
Got all the goodies?
Motor oil.
I got all the scrap, but like all your stuff I have to physically put in the car
I don't we need to pick all that up
It's pretty easy
I'm sitting in the car in case of bear spawns and if a bear spawns I need to drive you can repair if you want
Before we hit the checkpoint while I find scrap there's a lot of buildings to check still and I'm seeing scrap so
I'm getting a phone call, Mikey, from the doctor for Leo, one sec.
I'm just gonna drive through the checkpoint so we have it, and do it.
Checkpoint 11, I think we're about to finish the game, just about.
This is High Guard.
Parking job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Sometimes I amaze myself.
What checkpoint was this 11?
12. Let's check the map.
Okay, so we started here.
We went all the way through here and then up here, down this ramp, over here, this way, through here.
Then we did a bunch of circles. I think that's the thing, the hole.
We went this way, cruise here, boom, and now, I believe this is us.
it looks like we're probably gonna go this way through all of this across here
and then like this way and then I don't know so I think we're gonna end
somewhere in this spot right here so we actually still got a decent bit to go I
I think the game is going to end right over here.
We probably have like one checkpoint here, and like two,
and then like three, and then done, or something.
I don't know.
We're getting close, we're getting close, we're getting close.
Hello?
Hello.
I'm back.
Sweet headphones.
Thank you, I just found them.
Next exit, three miles.
That might mean three checkpoints left, maybe.
Oh my goodness.
We're getting closer.
The map is looking very thin.
Thin.
No, we've already listened to that tape.
Yeah, we can listen to it.
Where's the other one?
Oh, this one? Relax.
Relax.
You know, every day I still start my stream and then there are three people telling me to come myself?
You seen that?
What? No.
Yeah, it's like every time I start my stream now, I don't know what happened.
I think it's, um, probably a bot.
Maybe.
There's no way people are actually waiting, do you know what I mean?
Like, do they just say, like, what do they say?
That's it.
Just kill yourself?
They say, kill yourself, or I hope you die, or, uh, I hope you quit, or something, or some shit like that.
Every day.
Is that the same people, or different people?
No, no, it's different accounts getting banned, but it is every day.
Yeah.
So we should just, can we moderate those words?
Maybe?
That would be ideal, I would think, you know?
I could go on and like make them to where they can't even
Yeah, but like, what if I'm playing a game and I need to respond and I need to kill myself?
You know?
Then that person's gonna get timed out.
Oh.
That's what's weird about...
That's, it's a hard part about timing out words, right?
Why is it so bright?
I'm used to it, honestly. I'm used to it. Don't worry. Relax. What the hell? Oh, there's...
I don't think you need the wood right here. This looks like there's going to be a crank.
Is there a crank down there?
This looks like it's got the metal beams that make it move.
Oh, there's a crank over there to the right.
Let me see.
Over here.
Relax.
Ground has haters?
Yeah, it's been really, I've never actually really experienced.
It's going to move the bridge.
I've never experienced haters until this past few months.
I've never actually had haters besides when I played counter strike I guess the only time
I've had haters is 10 years ago when I played counter strike and this year I guess
Okay, hold on let me get on let me get on oh my god, okay, pull me cranking time time to crank
Do I look good downward? You had to go forward while I crank or else you're gonna fall off
really yep all right tell me to go forward more I don't know a little bit
forward forward okay yep you're good it's working now okay you can go oh do I
wait for you or maybe you just run ahead no
Oh, a squab.
A juicy squab.
I think certain streamers just have very passionate fans.
I hope there's no sea or sea silver.
Yeah.
Passionate.
That's a good word.
Hello.
Hello?
Can I drive over this water?
No, probably not.
What? I mean, I don't have a choice.
Okay.
Relax.
I don't know if these would be driving through a swamp.
I think we have looks.
Yeah, I don't like the lighting that they chose to go with here.
It's very...
Looks like HDR or something.
Really gross.
I don't know how people love the HDR, that shit is so ugly.
Oh fuck.
What the hell is this?
Why do I feel like there's gonna be alligators?
Oh, why would you say that?
We have to clear this?
Huh?
Wait, what? I don't understand.
understand. Did we go the wrong way? Where do we go?
Um. Oh, I see. I have to drive. On the right. On the right. I have to drive through the
shaft. Like, I have to drive. Okay. I gotta drive through this water, I think, where it's
shallow still. I just can't. You might have to guide me here, because I won't be able
to see where the deep parts are. James, that. Well, what if you come? Yeah. Um, what if
She drove on the right.
Let me look.
Oh, it's time people over here.
Yeah, I think I have to take this path.
Think.
It seems like a path through here and then under,
and then through here, and then right,
and then bang on the rocks, maybe?
I
That's a good idea she could stand on the RV. Yeah, that's a really brown
Oh my god, this is scary driving through this
But I think I need to I think that's the we could put the wood planks that we don't have them where'd they go?
We don't put them back. I
Know it's like and the wood planks are gonna help us here
Well, we do have our
Winches, so where would we go here? This is too deep. I actually don't know where to go
Well look where are you at? I'm trying to go up ahead
Do you see on the right there looks like there looks to be a road. Do you see that in the in the water? Oh
Oh, we go that way. Oh
Okay, so I'll tell you but I've drowned
So it's definitely that way it's just um how you know
Well we go through the water I didn't realize this part got too deep so we can't go this way we have to go okay
You can either sit on top of that rock or sit on top of the RV while I drive and then you just got to tell me if
I'm hitting the deep parts or not
I need to
Are these parts like the brown more brown ones? I mean you just have to see the shallowness
Cock-a-dial cock-a-dial in the water
No way with the driver next to us bitch ass
I knew that was gonna happen
Oh my god.
Please, I'll show you whenever you get here.
He's right there. Do you see him?
No.
Come up here. You have to know where he is.
That's okay.
Oh.
There's no crocodile.
You don't see him right here?
No.
Oh.
You're looking right at him.
Oh.
That's creepy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Don't hit him, okay?
Well, you've got to guide me.
We've got to go this way.
We have to go straight off.
I hear you.
We're not going to go through him.
We're going to go straight through here.
I just want you to know where he is.
We are 100% going to die here.
I know it.
We're going to fuck this up.
Come on.
We're going to fuck this up for sure, but that's okay.
Read that.
So guide me from the roof.
I don't know where you're supposed to go.
Follow the shallow part.
Just guide me in the shallowness.
See how I'm in the shallow part right now?
Just keep guiding me.
Where do I go?
To the right.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
And we're...
Great.
That's great.
great that's great it's not right left yeah well I thought you could just skip
you got a follow the shallow path okay where to now I'm on the I'm not on the
roof because I fell out
I'm trying to get on the ladder, but it's gone now.
Just guide me from the water.
That was so good.
Just tell me where to go from the water right now.
Right, left, right.
Maybe right.
Okay.
I can't tell.
Just look at the shallowness.
I can't tell!
Let's look at the shallowness.
I am looking!
Is it shallow? Is it shallow there?
Can I send it right here?
It's really deep right here where you are. It's really deep.
Yeah, but where's the shallow part from here?
It goes on the right.
There's a rock.
Oh, wait. What's this?
Yeah, right.
Is it this way?
Oh my god.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's exactly where it is, but more to the left a little bit
Yeah
No, our engines don't know water over over you either one's out or we're done. It's done. I'm going
No, it's okay. Oh, good about now grab it grab it grab it grab it
Okay
Okay. Take it on one shot.
Okay.
We have motor oil?
Yeah, a lot. So much.
I see why they gave us motor oil.
It's in the top cabinets. Yeah, and I grabbed every bit of it.
Okay, I'm understanding now a bit.
It's just I don't know how to get you all the way.
Okay, so now...
Okay, do you need a one shoe?
No, probably not. I just need to know where shallow is clearly on the right, yeah?
straight yeah on the right I'm on it okay I go I go right and then go up
ahead and tell me where the path is it left or is it right I think it's right
I don't think it's left okay I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go my way I think
It's it's no I think it's this way okay
Think it's this way I can't tell can you tell go up ahead and tell me
This is this shallow over here it looks shallow I just can't fully
Okay
Okay, come on. Let's go. Okay. Keep following me. Follow the fish. Follow the fish. Follow
the fish.
Uh.
Left of this tree, maybe?
Um, it goes down if you go left. See, that's why I don't understand it. Like, disappears.
We're just gonna find the next part
Like are we going to crocodile on our left
It's so deep
Maybe a lunch angle
That tree is happening. I gotta put more oil in I'm scared
I'm scared. I'm gonna put the whale in. I'm gonna back up. Yeah.
I'm stressed. I don't like this part.
Setting it.
Fuck. We're in the water. Yeah, we need a lunch.
We're gonna restart probably but that's okay. Just went just to a tree or something and see we can get out
That tree right here right now. Not that way not that way not that way one just forward and I want to go backwards
Probably dead here
Yeah
This is what I think we need
I wish I could drive at the same time, but I can't pull pull pull us
pull us
Yeah, we're good
I put oil in too. Holy crap. This is hard
Yeah, sorry, I'm really dumb. I didn't understand they keep disappearing in the past and I just couldn't see them in the ground
It's hard. Okay. I mean when you could see it. It's shallow when you can't it's deep, right?
Well, then I don't know where to go because it's like we're on an island
Yeah, I think it's just me. I think you're supposed to just send it
I think you're supposed to just floor it and then the wench it and then just take a little bit of damage
We took probably too much damage, but I think we have the right idea
Sorry
My fault. Yeah, well, I mean if we get out of this one every bit of it, so
It's a good thing you grabbed it because like we didn't know the swamp was coming but it's
very clearly designed this way.
It's cool.
I think we're out though so it's tricky with the motor oil stuff.
Yeah.
Now as soon as this bridge goes down you crank this.
Oh it's a check point.
Oh my god.
Go to the right crank this and I think it's going to go down and I think it's going to
cruise across.
Oh my god
He bit me he bit my finger I see doesn't kill our our truck
Ready can you see if my tires are good from here is that possible or no?
I'll just try to wing it
Yeah, I can't look and crank
Okay
That's fine. I'll just wing it. I should be fine.
But once I get it, when I get it down, I can look and then like quickly crank again. Ready? Can we do that?
No, no, no, no. Just leave it down.
Okay, we're good.
There's crocodiles everywhere. This is fucking scary.
What the fuck was that? Crocodile.
Oh, puppy.
Huh?
Okay.
We got some more motor oil.
More squat, more burgers, more beer.
On a tape! Oh, thank god.
It's on a crocodile as an alligator. You could tell by the snout.
Oh, really?
Okay, we're almost through the swamp where this is the last part. Oh, wait, we're pretty much out. We're gonna cross this bridge
And then we're gonna make those the next gas station.
Okay
We might want to use that motor oil I think I used it all I put one I brought one back. I just used it
Looks like I'm gonna grill some burgers. Where'd they go? Oh, we don't eat burgers. We're okay.
Here's your burgers, but we don't eat them. We don't eat them.
I want to eat. I'm hurt. I got bit by a crocodile.
Okay, I'm about to be out of swamp.
Fix the frame.
We don't have any.
Oh, you mean the blue part?
You said you brought him a little late?
Yeah.
Awww...
What's wrong?
Fuck.
Stuck?
We're not going to regret the frame, it's a waste of our time.
You better just give me a push.
All right, I'm in your way panel
What a weird
The big foot like what's going on?
Thank you
We're not gonna repair the frame just to waste a tiny little bit. It's not gonna matter
Can you grab this?
Behind you?
Oh, a tape? I don't know. It's just a black black box. I couldn't tell what it was.
It's a Starsky Hunch.
Oh, I went up to the boys.
Sorry, way.
Yeah.
That's good to me.
Yeah.
Looks good to me.
Apparently in the tape that you didn't hear, he saw a man or something.
I think it might be a bigfoot.
He saw something in the forest moving.
Bigfoot?
Maybe, I don't know. It just sounded weird.
It seemed like a bigfoot thing.
Oh my god.
It's the right way.
It doesn't seem right, but maybe.
Give me to run ahead.
No.
Be okay.
Holy fuck, it's bright.
Yeah, I hate it.
Oh my god.
Hopefully when we get another swamp, the lighting changes.
Oh, by the way, our Valheim mod pack that they're working on.
The Valheim devs pushed an update, and it's really broken and really bad.
And then they said they were sick, so they're not gonna fix it anytime soon.
So the mod makers are really confused, so they don't know.
Yeah, so they pushed an update that broke everything, and then Valheim doesn't want to push out a fix because they're sick.
Sounds like they embarked those, I don't know.
They're getting all of them?
They're sick of making updates.
Oh my god, this is
They're sick all I mean Valheim to be fair only has like a few dads
I have two like popular modders making a mod pack for us.
I don't know where to go.
I don't know where to go here.
Where is the winch?
No, we go through this be the shallow part. We go through the middle here. Okay, you're gonna have to guide me again, okay?
No!
Okay, you can see it. You can see it. You see I'm talking about see the path you can see it right there
You don't have to guide me, okay?
I see it. Let me get on the car
Can you throw me?
Thanks
What's weird is it so thin.
Okay.
Right, right, right, right.
Right, right, right.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Right, left, left, left.
now where is it the right I mean it's got it right why I mean what's right we're
just gonna go ahead a wall right no I mean what if it's what if I just loop
two loops it's the right check-o-check I think it's the left I think it's the
the street. It's right here. Right. I don't think so. Let me follow it. Right, right,
right, right, right, right. Yeah, is it just not to the street to the left?
Um,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Puppy, puppy, puppy.
Pup.
Meep, meep.
Left, right, right.
Please, I am of God.
Are you sure left is not right?
No, that's right.
Here, I'm just going to try and-
I'm gonna just try left.
Okay.
Why?
He's just running over her now.
We need to watch. We need to watch. We need to watch. We need to watch. We need to watch. We need to watch. We're stuck.
Well, I'm gonna die.
Oh! Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Oh my oh my god
Did you get the lunch controller?
No, hell no. He was in the car grab it on the rock. I'm gonna try something. He's good. I'm dead. Oh
That's what that's fine. I'm gonna try something still to see if I can get out of this mess
Yeah, he's an RV
I'm getting troubled!
What the heck?
I'm getting troubled! I'm getting troubled!
What the heck?
Alright.
So we still think it was left or...
I still don't know, to be honest.
Oh, okay.
I think it was left.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Holy shit, that actually scared the fuck out of me.
jump scared the hell out of me you know it's terrifying I was nice fitting to be
in RV can you throw me back on the roof for that take
the fucking shit out of me he was just in the truck I just didn't think that was
possible. Yeah.
What are these things? Ready? Ready.
I thought your chest said wait there's checkpoints now.
This game without checkpoints would be hell. Wait the game didn't have check
Points before that would be impossible. There's no way that would act. I just wouldn't there's no way. Yeah, I wouldn't I want to play
That's crazy no checkpoints is insane
Yeah, there's no way.
Outer Rage quit.
But maybe the game was smaller.
Like, maybe when it came out, maybe it didn't go as far.
So, like, imagine it had no checkpoints, but it only went, like,
to a checkpoint, like, four or five or six or something, you know?
Then it wouldn't be too bad.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know if what we're playing right now is newer,
or if it's, like, been in the game since launch, I have no clue.
I did day one have the big shed checkpoints.
Okay, so I think I just lied.
That's so cool.
It's interesting that people do that.
Yeah, like wait.
Just lie.
Look at that checkpoints.
That's very interesting.
Interesting people.
If I just haven't played it, so I didn't know.
What if we just skip?
Yeah, skip the whole game.
I hate this part.
You're spooky.
I should go to a midnight show.
Oh, that'd be so fun.
You'd probably see Julian there.
I think you can assault him.
I wonder if they have any coming up.
I think I look like a few months ago.
I don't remember the way.
Can you boost me?
Is it here? Yeah.
Wow, what the fuck.
Bring me a service.
Holy shit. That was insane.
Alright, yeah, go straight.
Left, left, left.
Oh, back up. I think this is too far right. I said left.
I didn't go left.
Okay, left. Yeah.
More left.
More right. Right, right, right.
Right, more right, all the way. More, more, more, more right.
Okay, straight. Left, left, straight, left, straight, left.
okay um now we're right right this is where it gets weird yeah right go right
and then left left straight left left okay left left left left left left
are you stuck no left left left left left left left left left left left
straight straight straight left left left straight straight left left wait
okay straight great
right
Right, right, right.
Straight.
Right, right, right.
Slow down.
Right, right, right.
Left, left, left.
Left, left.
Okay.
We're drowning.
Right, right, right. Go, go, go.
Right?
Yeah, fuck it.
Left, left, left.
Oh, I don't know where we are now.
Okay, so I'm just going to break here when we're not drowning.
Back up.
I can't. Hold on.
Okay.
There we go.
That's fine.
Okay, we need to figure out where we're going here.
Damn, we were doing so good and then the calm stuff.
I know, it got a little fuzzy, sorry.
I think it's this way. Yeah, it's this way, Mikey. Okay, sorry, come back in.
Can you back up and then go left? I'll try.
Okay, this way. Keep going. Follow my voice.
There's wenches here, makes me think we're going to get stuck.
Follow my sweet little voice. There's a rock.
Is this still shallow though? This is fucking crazy.
Hold on, uh, yep, go shallow though.
Where do we, I'm just trying to see like for the future, where do we go after this?
Like what, what, what's the plan of this?
Like are we going around this?
Yeah, like.
Can't tell me back up.
Hold on, I'm looking around.
I'm trying to see where the route is trying to take us for the game.
We go through this and then like go around.
Okay, I was double motor oil here. Oh, shit, you're not bad. Okay, so I think it wants
us to go this way. This part is annoying, actually. Holy shit. Okay, I think we need
to go left and around. Yeah, left is what I saw. Yeah. Okay. Need that
motor oil too. I will say this game is very, very fun. I like it. It's very
unique too. How do I get back in the car? You're gonna jump in. I'll throw me.
Thank you.
Now we're going to the left path, right, so keep going left.
Okay, right. Left, left, left. Okay.
You going left? Yep, go straight, right.
Go straight, just keep going.
Okay, you see that exit?
Yeah.
Oh, is that motor oil?
Yeah, yeah, grab this.
That wasn't too bad.
No, I mean, we're still on top though.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Okay, do I have to get back on top?
Maybe.
I hate this.
I don't know where we go, I don't know if we...
Oh, left. There's just a clear path.
Yeah, but like, is that a clear path?
Yeah. Okay, I trust you.
Okay.
Wait, um, I'm sorry.
Wrench, wrench, wrench, wrench, wrench.
Wrench me to like a, to this tree on the left or something.
Close one the close one
All this motor oil we just got that sucks wasted
Are you good
He just didn't know the water while we got is this new wasted fuck. It was it was this way Mikey
I guess I mean I don't see another way here how many mirrors I have no mirror I have no
mirrors you're doing it um oh wait stop stop stop go forward you're about to be
in the water the deep water um all right uh you're gonna want to reverse it to
the this is hard wait stop oh i guess you're just gonna turn around huh i don't
know i don't know which way we're going maybe you should just turn around uh
uh you're you're like kind of in the water okay yep
even where are we where are we going i don't know uh i would think this way
something tells the land where are we something tells me we went the wrong way the wrong way
it doesn't seem right to me we could try to clear this on the left brisky
Fuck the RV we go ahead without it
Drive on the wood. I don't know
I don't know how to get on there. Oh
No, I don't even know how you I don't even know how you were supposed to get on there in the first place
Like where where
I kind of want to send it through the water. We got a winch. I actually think we can make it.
We have two in the car, I'm pretty sure. I think if we stick one up ahead here and we
just winch and I send it into the water, we'll take a little bit of damage, but we'll get across.
I think we even winch it backwards because then it should lift the engine out of the
water first maybe I don't know if it's gonna work by the way this could be a
terrible idea we could die we could die in full restart again but whatever I mean
I say that now and I'll cry whenever happens but it's okay
Which which where's our winches out? We have one
They're not in the car. I don't think so
We had two in here. They must have flew out
Okay, well that plan won't work
New plan? Fire up some boogies?
I don't know what we were supposed to do originally. I'm kind of confused.
Oh, okay. I found some wenches. Here you go. One wench.
Okay. Two wench.
There's some burgies for you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that one's floating away.
I'm getting it.
Alright, we're gonna try to wench across. It's that simple.
Okay, here, burgies. There's two.
Two for you.
Alright, I got one wench. You get the other, and then we can, uh...
No, we're gonna try to clear just one, I think.
Oh, okay.
Oof.
Okay.
Maybe.
Bring a wench.
Here, I guess.
gonna be tough this might not work
okay I just like on the side here let's
just try it can we just like winch it up
here so we could a strive up here we
could try I think just went to here and
just do it happens
the mover car I didn't put in park all
right you're gonna you're gonna pull
while I drive and we might need to set well we're gonna have to I don't know
this could this could be this is who's to be really bad I might just have a
second lunch maybe as I said I think we should set it up because where to go I
have it okay thank you I'm afraid of it despawning because the remote did that
earlier like falling the ground this is this could be a very bad idea honestly
we don't we don't even need this we could stick it to the wood right here so
I need it you just drop it and then I'll pick it up
I got the remote
And where's where did you where was the other place to stick the we'll just stick it to the boy
All right ready, okay remember put it on reverse you got the wench cool reverse rear you got the tool
Yeah, I have it I'm gonna reverse okay start pulling
Well keep on yeah keep pulling spam it hold it hold it hold it
Hold it, hold it, hold it, keep going, yep, yep, it's fine, keep going, yep, yep, it's
uh, uh.
You're stuck.
You not pulling anymore?
I'm pulling.
Oh my god, what is happening here?
It's stuck, it's stuck.
It's stuck on what?
Okay, okay, okay, a new plan.
Um.
I'm trying to get to the wench, but I'm drowning it's happening. I'm getting cold
You're gonna grab the remote
They want remote
Get her out. Oh, wait. Oh, you're doing that. Oh fuck. We're both. Oh, get her out. Get her out
And it knows what you're doing
I mean, you were stuck, you're drowning.
Are you pulling?
Uh, no.
I need you to- oh my god.
I lo- I had to drop my remote to go get the winch.
I got mine.
I'm pulling.
We're dead.
I'm pulling.
Are you pulling?
Yeah, it's gonna come out, but I'm pulling too, yeah, but I'm just gonna-
Okay, you keep pulling and I'll drive.
I'm just gonna keep pulling.
It's gonna die.
Oh my god.
That was really bad everything we just did there was really bad
So I had to I had to throw my remote and grab the winch because you were under like you couldn't get pulled up anymore
It was stuck
Like it wouldn't come up
Hey
I mean, we're just gonna have to deal we need engine oil
Hopefully there's no more water parts coming up, so we should be okay
Okay
If there's more water parts we die, but if there isn't we're good sure
All right, oh
This is good. What the fuck is this? Oh
My god, oh
Oh, I fell. Okay. Good night. No. I don't know how to get up, though. Can you grab my hand? Thank you.
Oh, there's a lever up there. Yeah, I'm assuming this lifts up when you pull it. I'm just going to have to put the RV on top of it, I guess.
Yeah. Oh, hold on, I'm getting another phone call from there, but we'll check.
Oh my gosh, something.
Uh-oh.
How's the point of these boxes?
Are we close to a checkpoint?
oh my god it's right up it's right up ahead holy shit we're right at the
checkpoint line I'm a little scared about the engine though it's very low
I'm just gonna wait here until she hopefully finds the crank no water so no
problem I mean
There's water right here, and there's water all the way through here, so there might be a water problem
Maybe I don't know we might have to
We might still have a little bit of a
Situation
We'll see though
I mean we'll get a little bit more motor oil probably like I think you might have to throw me for the next
Lever I'll show you
I mean, I don't know how to get out of the bar without maybe use these boxes use these
boxes
I'm assuming that's what they're here for maybe
It'll take me a while but it's really hard to see while I'm holding them
I can't get out. I don't think. Got it. I, well, no. Yeah, just talk to them all. It'll
I don't do you see how far I have to go and they keep falling
I have to go up there
Don't you just go higher and then jump across from that top part above you
Jump that I don't know. I can't tell I'm too low. I think I'm gonna jump that I can't
Pop a pop a coffee and get her going. Yeah here catch
Pop a coffee get her going boys for the boys
Well
Wait, what's that there?
I used to do this solo if you got a crank that and get back in the car. Have you really hard?
Damn it. You got this shit. Okay. Hit the job. Oh
Wait, what if I fly from the roof if I can't make it?
What if I fly off like the thing that boosts you?
OK.
Ready?
Yeah.
For the boys!
Ow.
Did you spread?
Yeah, I sprinted.
I kind of want to boost from the, if I jump to you,
will you catch me?
I could try.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Got me up on the roof.
Oh, that's funny, that works.
And then pick me up on the roof too.
Oh my God. Get me on the roof.
Okay.
Actually, I think I should crack a beer or something first
or like a coffee.
It's fine.
I'll find a way to get back in the car.
Oh, bye.
So where do you want me to throw you under that under that that you'll see it
Yeah
And don't don't lift the X and on the car hold on
Yeah, I'm waiting
You could jump. No, you should go the other way Mikey. Oh, that's how it works
All right, go. All right. Tell me when
I hate that I can't get out every time I'm in here, yeah, do you know where the next
crank is
mm-hmm
I'm gonna get down. I'm gonna break my legs and die
There's a way out
Give you this
Oh, I see the crank
Whenever I jumped down on my die Mikey my legs are very broke
Um
You'll be fine, just jump to the wood.
Okay.
Can you get to that crank easily?
Yeah.
God, how am I going to get back in the car?
I'm here.
Hold on, I've got to find a way back.
Yeah.
Oh, I went through the toilet.
Okay, I'm good.
Cranker.
Okay.
Cranking.
Oh my god, yes.
We need to check point BAD.
It's right here.
Oh, home sweet home.
Our engine though is a problem.
Yeah, it's really bad.
Oh, engine oil, but only two.
That's fine.
It'll do.
do. Alright, do this. Ready? We're so close to being done. Yeah, we're so close to being
done the game. We're right there! Oh! Two miles. I swear, two miles means two checkpoints.
i swear that's what they've been saying the whole time
alright let's ride
we want to see you play karn
is that game good? i heard some good things about karn, i'll play it, it looks fun
there's like scrap
the karn's the climbing game right? around it
just real quick
Let's get it. Let's ride. We've got a new tape. New tape? I love new tapes. More water?
do you want to go there?
Yeah. Should I winch?
Uh, I don't know about this.
I think we should, but it's on
Park. Yeah, I didn't think of
a role. I put in Park. Yeah,
we have to cross here. How
deep is this?
All right, let's see what happens. I mean the checkpoint's right here if we die we just restart
There we go. Ready?
Yep
Oh, that was so fine. Oh, I was so worried
Second gear would have cleared that easily
We're almost done the game
I tried it my eyes don't want to blink. Oh because you're like you're so nervous you're gonna fall
Scrap metal here on the right if you want to pick it up
out. Yeah when I get there eventually. Wait you fell out? I said that about three times.
Oh I thought you said the burgers fell out. No I was like oh okay. No I said I fell out.
I was like I don't care about a burger. Story of my life. Call me burger. Slap my ass and
Call me burger
In there come that
Let my ass call me burger. I love that
No
damn it okay five okay okay cook your one hp cook your burgers
uh we're gonna finish this game i believe in an hour
I eat three burgers to get help you there.
Do you want one?
There's one left.
Um, no, I'm full.
Almost.
Okay, let's go.
Uh, I think, I think we got to cross this stream.
No, no.
No.
I could try to drive up here in between all these trees, maybe, and then it's a shorter path across.
It's still really risky, though.
I don't know.
We're just going to have to send it. I guess I don't I don't really see another option here.
All right, we're going to drive across the prey. There we go.
Ready?
Oh, the classic.
This is bad.
Our engine's gonna fly down.
Oh, that wasn't terrible.
It just sucks. I don't know how many times we're gonna do this.
The water's... I had a feeling the water was gonna be relevant when I saw it on the map,
and it seems to be going quite a large distance, so...
Oh, no.
Yeah, so like...
We're gonna have to do it again.
So if we... Yeah, if we have to do this a lot, like, are we just gonna be hard stuck?
Like is there a world where I find more mud or oil if I go right around maybe you
ever gonna send it right here I think I'm gonna have to go look around yeah I
think I'm gonna have to cruise across here
and no oils I'm gonna try to go as far as I can and get oil
I don't even go.
What?
Why are you...
What?
Why are you sticking me up?
God damn it.
Why am I even running if you're only here to fly out of me?
Fuck it.
We're so close. We're right there.
All right. Guide me. Guide my tires.
Hey. How do I look?
to the left more left good yeah you're good you just go straight where if our
oil where would I be I don't know but I take it with the map every close to
checkpoint yet now we are not oh my god far away holy shit this might be the last
checkpoint I don't I don't we're running out of map I'm confused or second to last
checkpoint we're very close to running in a map you keep leaving her yeah it's
You know, okay
And a cardio in mm-hmm. Yep. I'm assuming this is
Give me a throw you
Well here just don't go too far because I got to these winches and there's three of them
Keep them in a car. Oh my god
do people like lose their tires a lot? I only see extra tires.
yeah I don't tires just don't go bad feels like.
alright you did throw me if you want.
oil. here, throw it.
oh fuck you got an arm on you.
thank you.
Piggy string. Let me see if there's anything else. Oh, there's a oh Mikey there's a lunch attached up here
What this is sketchy what the fuck and a lot of cups of coffee a lot of coffee
Okay, so we already know what we got to do here. Oh lunch over here. Oh
more scrap
There's a wench over here too and there's also one further up.
Is there more planks of wood?
Oh there's more oil.
Oh I feel like the wench is down here at the bottom or if you want to go through the river.
Like that's definitely a route you can take.
Is going through the bottom or going up and over?
Both work.
I think we have to go up and over.
Our oil or our motor or engines kind of flexed, we've got to go up and over.
How do you do this?
Well, I threw you an oil and then I have an oil in my hand, so that should get us, like,
a little better on our engine.
It's coming.
Oh
Holy fuck this is sketch
Where's the will I threw you I put it in
This is sketchy
Okay, you're gonna have to be on the ground I think for this because this is
That's my job very fucked up
That's why I do
I mean that's it. That's, that's that's game. That's game. Okay. Okay. Um,
I don't this part's gonna be really hard. Oh
I mean, that's it that's that's that's game that's game. Okay, okay
Like I saw more
I go get it you think
I'm not sure.
Holy fuck, we're so fucked.
Can we just leave the RV?
Go on foot.
You can go get it. It's it's it's like yeah, it is pick up the wolf
Okay, am I gonna blow away in the water though probably not
All right, how far does this one go?
If I jump in the water you think I'm gonna take damage
No, well, yeah, probably
Okay
Yo, what if I pull it this way?
That's risky
Riskier is I'm afraid I'm gonna go away
I mean the alternative is I ride the rock I'm here now I'm getting it
I throw you think no way that's not gonna make it what's the best way up this way yeah
no matter what happens here it's got to be aligned perfectly and then I just need to
just send it
so what i think we need to do still is want you because
we know how it goes if you start to like if we miss it because the planks will
shoot out from under your tires
and that's what's really scary
I've seen it happen.
Yeah, this is sketch.
But then what are we going to do?
We're just going to fall.
Well, there's a thing here.
What if we went to this?
Just in case?
Well, yeah, I mean.
I mean, we could do it just in a really scary.
We could do it just in case.
It can't hurt.
To one of these poles.
We'll just hold that there.
I think it's a good just in case.
Yeah, I'm going.
drink some coffee. Can you throw me their moe?
Uh, I'm just gonna open my windshield. There you go.
You can open the window. Thank you.
Alright, we're gonna floor it and you're gonna pull in case we fall. Alright?
Okay. Okay, uh, toggle front. Okay.
Just make sure...
Oh, that looks really bad.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Like that, hold on.
This does not look...
Oh man...
Okay, um, it looks really bad.
That's better, I think.
Alright, ready?
Yeah.
Your tire is off.
is it when you go more right oh yeah you back up oh oh god
okay I'm pulling plan B plan B plan B pull me up pull me up please oh god oh wait
Stop pulling. Oh my god. Okay. Unwench me. Okay
Now do we want you the other way? No, no
Wait, not bad not bad
Okay, we close to do we're not bad
What the hell worst I've ever seen
Okay, I need to get these wood planks and put them in the RV. Don't go too far. Wait. No, no, we need it
Let me grab them. I love when the front is damaged so I could jump out the windshield
It actually makes it easier if you ever repair the car. Don't repair the front windshield
Okay, it makes it a lot easier to go out of the car. Oh, I can go up the ladder
Go up here. Okay, so it looks like I could I could just easily ride this left side go up and then right
This should be pretty simple
and then the rest seems like yeah like a easy peasy we got past the hard part that was very
scary so do you want me to uh attach you to anything to be safe or not i think we'll be fine
okay let's watch the show
Well, not bad.
Holy that, that wench, that wench was incredible.
Holy.
Yeah, that was a good call.
I hope this is it for anyone that's drove driven an RV and went on like a road trip
Is this how it goes because this is awesome. I want to do this. I want to do this in real life
We should do this
I'm not jumping whenever you
One-to-one definitely
Why do I get French ads when I watch you?
I think Twitch is running out of ads to feed the platform, so they're just giving random
ads.
Where's that oil?
That's his goo shit on my left.
I'm happy to be out of the swamp okay wait before we put our RV on this just just yeah
I want to see what happens. Oh, what the fuck? Can you make it go back? No
Well we gotta restart
There's no way that was the first time it's it that was
That was the first time we've ever seen that I didn't I've never seen it like just go
go. It'll come back. Just give it time. Can you see what's over there at least so we get
some like. Oh, um, oh, oh my. Are you dead? Wait, why would we want to do that? Yeah.
What? Wait, are we not supposed to go there, you think? Well, it goes down a waterfall.
It just kills you. It's a waterfall. Oh, oh, so you're supposed to drive off at a certain
point probably you're supposed to probably like get to a certain point and
then drive off yeah I'm dead before you do the job keeping me so I'm assuming we
have to restart I feel like I could still make this without that yeah I think so
I don't even think you need it.
So yeah, there's that break in the water here, where, damn, we got so close.
I didn't think that that would happen.
Yeah.
Damn, that sucks.
I think if you just wench and like pull it across like down the stream a bit like if
you drive down and then I just wish I could I wish I could drive up this you
You can't?
Not really, because there's trees.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, it's never done that before, so...
I have maybe an idea here.
Why isn't this...
Okay
Well, I'll be our big
Wait, do you need anything
Um, no.
Okay.
That didn't work out how I wanted it to.
and
well as the rap
and a week as this is that any
veteran
and
damn that sucks we got so close
Yeah.
You're supposed to put her oil.
I don't know.
I don't think my burger is dying here.
I understand.
I threw it in the bathroom.
It's gone.
I think it spawned or something.
You can't throw it in the bathroom.
You have to put it on the shelves.
I look up here Mikey this cabinet is where I usually put it. Yeah, I think the motor oil despawns
But we're down one, but we could do it down one fuck it
Okay
Oh, we're just wrong, okay
I
Holy
Okay, we're just going to get back to the hard part, which was, fuck this up.
that we lost a motor oil or engines it's a little lower than it should be right
now or higher I guess yeah that sucks it just despawned by through it
I mean it happened, you didn't know.
Oh!
Gotta get out or you got this?
I think there's a motor oil up here on the left.
Maybe?
There's some scrap.
I'm going to go position myself into that same angle. We're going to do the same thing, right?
something see if we can yeah for sure I don't see the oil I don't know where you went about
the same spot we're at okay remember you threw me on the rock and I think I got
oil up there, didn't I? Oh, right here. So much.
Oh, crap. But the winches, we didn't do winches. And then you could throw me up there, Mikey.
You could just go up here. Okay.
Oh, wait. Kind of a good piece of wood. Like that.
What the way I put the wood down I kind of like it kind of like what I'm doing here like what I'm cooking
There's a cook. Oh
My god, yes, fuck. Yes
Okay, I got the oil I'm gonna put it in
If I could get to the door
I can't get inside.
Tell her what you did. It's fine. It's not a problem. I got it back. It's like nothing happened
Literally like nothing happened
The car's rolling back
What the car's rolling back. I'm like, can you throw me up?
Okay, we're almost there.
All right, let's see if we can make this work.
Give me a warning before you come in.
I'm repairing the door.
Okay, I haven't ever—oh, don't come in yet.
Okay.
All right.
All right, put the grab the remote. We're gonna try the same thing grab the remote put the thing on the thing the backup Lynch
Yeah
Okay, throw me up
Here we go
Back up lunch. Yep. Stick it in. I can't get it
Let me get my remote.
Alright, I'm ready.
Oh, we're fucked.
Yep, W, yep, W.
Oh, we're gonna slingshot.
Our tire's fucked, isn't it?
Um, okay, your butt is hanging on the thing.
Yeah, but our tires stuck underneath the terrain, right?
So we're gonna cinch out when we pull up.
I don't see that.
Oh, oh, we're good.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Yeah.
Okay, give us a tug.
Give us a tug.
Tug us, yes.
Uh, keep poking.
Yeah, yeah, stop.
Okay, you can on lunch, I think.
Okay.
Holy shit.
We actually made that clean.
Fuck yeah.
Hold on, I gotta drop my thing.
Oh, did it?
Did I on lunch?
I lost my remote.
Oh, wait.
Okay, you're on lunch. All right, if they did I think I'm gonna send it here. Yeah, next part
Okay
Okay, okay, okay come back in
All right, all right, so we know you know we know what to do with this next part we go in before we leave
Mm-hmm, if we lose the wood planks when I crossed I'm assuming they fell
Yeah
that was even better this time around discord voice latency is growing like
point five seconds per year not gonna lie yeah discord as a voice program is
really really bad why professional like gamers don't use it it's really good
casually though it's a good like way to keep in touch
All right, so we're gonna get on top of the lazy river and then we're just gonna have to send it, I guess
That's the part that's a little concerning
is so I'm gonna have to jump back in right away because
You're gonna have to get off
Like quick girls. I'm dead
I just don't remember where you get off. Did you? No, you didn't see anything.
Alright.
Give me room on the right.
Okay.
Are we ready?
Uh, yeah, I think-
You're pulling on.
Yeah, let's try it.
Alright.
I think I gotta just floor it.
Oh my god, your car moves.
Oh, this is terrifying. Oh my god, your car moves. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think you get off here, no? Yeah, yeah, right here. It's straight, it's straight, it's straight,
right, right. Now, I think. Okay, that wasn't too bad, that wasn't too bad, that was way scarier
than it probably should have been, but okay. That was good. Is this a checkpoint? Please be a checkpoint.
I hope so, can I go check it out?
Yeah, this is the last checkpoint in the game, I think.
I think this is the very last one, holy fuck, we're doing it.
Why is there a skull and bones?
Like we're gonna die?
Um...hmm.
I wanna see...oh, right.
Wait, where do you hear the...
Where's the oil, man?
Where's the sound coming from?
The cassette.
Oh.
It's got a little too much.
There's probably oil up here somewhere.
I think it's all found because I'm in a cellar or a basement or something.
It's really dark, but I took a look around here as much as I could and they know it seemed to be no way out.
At first I thought they would take care of me, but I've been stuck down here for hours now.
The door is locked.
There's a lot of weird stuff down here, too.
Chains and knives and other weird implements.
I just want to have to find strength in the Adunaki.
Of course, there's no weapons.
Yeah, Adunaki.
Are we out of here, then?
Yeah, I'm just looking at the cassette.
Wait, I feel a breeze.
I'm just looking for anything, but.
Okay, okay, yeah, behind us, there's a section of window back here that's pretty small.
Maybe I can squeeze through.
It's a long shot, but when the outer knock you provide an opportunity, you take it.
Nothing at all?
I'll see you again on the outside. I promise.
Okay, so he got captured.
Buckle.
So we're gonna have to probably waste a couple Bruce keys. I can't pick up these planks. I thought these are pick-up a bull
Okay, I tried to there's a there's a fresh six pack in here. Yeah, we're probably gonna need it cuz
there's no trespassing here and
Last time they had the skull and bones. It was big big booms big mines
I'm looking I'm looking for mines. I'm looking for mines right now
I'm not seeing any, it's weird, I don't know what the skull and bones mean.
I thought it would mean mines, but why is there these like random one flankers, like
I can't ride this, the hell is this?
Yeah, it's random.
Wait, is that a mine?
Forward into the right?
See any mines?
Is this the idea of mine? Let me look.
This is a mine.
Oh, that is a mine. Yeah, we could crack open some briskies.
Honestly, toss some briskies at it.
It seems pretty easy if it's just mines.
Maybe it's... there's a mine here as well.
Maybe it's just to get up there to scout for mines.
Oh, you think this is not anything drivable?
No, I think it's just for like us to get a little
All right, I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab a six pack and get to work
All right, I'm looking for anything
extra
Do
I think this is the last checkpoint in the game. I really do
All right grab a six pack get to work
one beer, two beer
well I see another mines, ooh a lot of mines down when you keep going further
so many, ooh that's fucked
I don't even need to blow up this mine
cause I could just go this way
underneath
I don't need to go right, like what?
What am I doing? I'm an idiot.
I'm a dumb idiot, I could just go this way.
I wish I could grab a six pack and get to work.
Dude, I wish I enjoyed alcohol as much as other people.
I feel like those people have fun, like a lot of fun.
You know?
and
I don't remember where this other mine was
We'll see others coming back. What if I just drive around it?
Yeah
Okay, I was looking for a pack of Bruce keys, but there's none here. Is there any mines from me to you?
Do you remember? Yeah, there's there's three three am I near one? Mm-hmm
Um, oh, there, um, I'm looking, I see, there's one right here, I'll stand next to it.
We gotta blow it up.
Right here.
Can you throw this beer can at it?
Where'd it go?
You uh, I lost a beer can might have despawned I just think it's very grab it. This is very tall grass
Yeah
We should play the grounded to update at some point
Jesus Christ you found one. Yeah, I did
Are you dead?
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're next to a three, I see that.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, let me try to, let me try to help.
Wait.
I lost the beer can.
I might just sacrifice myself.
Oh here's one.
I mean the mines don't hurt that bad.
You could just run over them.
Wait, that might be enough.
That might be enough.
I could just go wide left now and avoid it.
Can you get on top and get on top?
boom and then just watch me I think if I just go left here I could avoid this
mind yeah you're avoiding it keep going left you're good
yep oh close close close which one where left right right right right all right
Okay, and then just go.
I'll see you then.
Oh, what's up with the-
We're on top of one.
Okay.
Where?
Directly.
Oh!
My god.
Okay.
Hold on.
Just go straight, fuck it.
We're fine, right?
You might have to throw me a doping in.
No, I'll throw up your can at this. Watch this shit.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were my eyes.
Well, you were going so fast. You were fine and suddenly it weren't.
I mean, like the grass I can see is so tall.
I'm just gonna take one for the team. I'm getting hit by this muck. Where is it?
Why don't you just drive over it?
Cuz then if I don't your wheels on it. Yeah, but if I fuck up then we go boom and
Do we have a lot of burgers still I
Could cook but we I can't cook while we move. I'm one HP cook up
Good it's a grill and girl get that grail in
You excited for Super Bowl Saturday or Sunday? All right. Our grill is dead
but no snacks
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We drive. Okay get back on top. No, no, no, on top
I'm excited for a Super Bowl Sunday. I love Super Bowl. I
Got me
Sorry for what I said earlier. Do you forgive me? No, I don't actually
Thank that came straight from your heart Vegas. I
Came literally straight from your heart
I'll go slower this time just so you don't just so I don't accidentally remember mine
oh we're right next to one where just keep going it's on our right you're fine
i see one okay uh go go go right go right
okay yep
okay
okay we're fine so far go slow i can't really see this car this is tall
I don't see anything yet. No. Okay. There's a mine on go left left left left left. More
left. Okay. We're clearing it. Okay. There's a mine in front of us to our 12 o'clock. So
go left. There's two mines over there. Okay. Okay. Are we good where we are? Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, you go forward.
I should try to peek over my screen. That's not possible.
I'm going slow just in case. I feel like we're making good ground here.
Tell me when to stop.
Better than blowing ourselves up. Keep going.
You're good.
We're literally off the map really yeah there's no map anymore so I don't know
how much longer we got I got no gauge but I mind oh my god I thought I thought
I thought I thought that was it no I just that it was it okay okay you're
seeing things yeah are we out of this bad zone I'm not seeing shit no more
Okay, I'm going up. I think we're good
We're gonna bump into a death claw down here. Yeah, it seems like it
All right, I don't I'm assuming this is a lift. Oh crank ready. Yep
Wait, wait, we're going up that way. Oh, we fuck
Okay, here we go. Oh wait. What the fuck? Oh, it's another one of the crank that I can't
it disappeared okay you let you knock me out you knocked me out I'm underneath
the car now why'd you close the door on me thank you all right now we just see
if we make it I hope so
There's like music playing, like this is the end?
Is it so? That's a very disappointing ending.
Ziggy? Three, two, oh.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Oh, one, okay. Three, two, one.
Wow, we've got we got in sync last time. You were early.
You've struck so many of them. Oh, we stopped. Okay, we're good.
There shouldn't be mines here anymore, right? There's no signs or anything. We're fine. There's it has to have like
It's like an insanely difficult ending and there has to be like one part where it's like, holy fuck, we're gonna be struggling really hard here.
I got a feeling it's coming.
Checkpoint?
We'll call a scrap.
And a lot of motor oil.
I'm listening to the recording, hold on.
Oh, wait, this is the same recording.
recording. Oh great. I thought it was a new one. I didn't know he pressed play on the
record. I was listening to the old one. There's grills. Do you want to put the oil in? I'll
cook us burgers. Okay. Damn, they're making, they're letting us full recover our car. Like
completely full. Yes, it's kind of nice. Whatever it means. But we took so much oil damage that
We actually, our engine won't be perfect, but still.
This might be tough if they're making us full repair.
I've been stuck down here for hours now.
The door's open.
Hey, Susan, school.
Who knows how things can't be calm.
I do it every day that's fun
you're working on cars is fun actually oh butter oil
Oh, sure, Burgies.
Oh, we could do this one.
We were actually full.
No.
It's crazy.
What?
Stay away, brother Val.
You're recording, did you put it in?
Yeah.
Oh.
What?
Stay away, brother Val.
What are you recording? Did you put it in?
Yeah.
Oh.
What?
Stay away, brother Val.
What are you recording? Did you put it in?
Get your burgers
One of you the chance
There's probably something to fix out here
That's got killed I don't know that
He died you just got shot also the burglars nothing
I'm one HP. That's all good. Oh, you're fired damaged. I
I think we need any dough that's fine. I don't take damage anyway ready
Or in the endgame now
We go down wait is this the map update are we still
Oh, wait, chat had a good idea
What I peaked they said revive. Oh, no, that's fine. It's okay. If I die die it was meant to be
All right, son it
What the
Okay
Flora
Oh, oh
get us out of here. Uh, what the fuck is that? We're in a word. Okay, what's the do? We got a
winch. We got a winch. Hannah, we got a winch. We're in trouble. Get us out of here. I'm trying,
yeah. Get us out of here. We're getting the goddamn fucking US army is after us. Wrench us
out of here, Hannah. Wrench us out of here. I'm walking on a board. Please. Oh, no. Okay,
Okay, I could save this, I could save this, I could save this.
Come on, wench!
Wench!
Pull!
Where's the fucking head to?
I did not expect a attack chopper.
I did not expect an attack chopper in this game.
What?
Oh, it's a checkpoint.
Oh, sweet, we can just go.
Oh, hell yeah.
That is not what I was expecting.
Here we go.
I
Holy shit, oh, I see the it's it's on the force gone in front of us. Go straight go straight wait
Yeah, I mean he's gonna shoot stuff. All right. Go right. Go right. Go right
Straight go straight
Thanks, I can see that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'mma hit the jump! I'mma hit the jump! I'mma hit the jump!
That was a mistake. That was a mistake. Repairs, Hannah. Repairs on the go. Repairs on the go.
Repairs on the go, Hannah. Holy shit, I'm getting the fifth gear!
I can't grab that! I'm gonna pull it in my mouth! Holy fuck!
This was Halo? Repair, repair, repair!
Third gear hitting a job
Five keep repairing second gear
Third gear
Oh
Get here. Come on
Wait, wait, we should let you do this drive. It's kind of fun. I think you should I think you should try a drive on this one
Yeah
All right
I don't know how that you haven't driven you haven't driven at all, but let's do it. I think we fun
Clutch okay, I go to one first. Yeah one and then turn your engine
Do do do do do do do do. I'm going!
Go Hannah!
Go!
RISE! RISE!
AHHHHHH!
Nooo!
I don't think I could draw!
Wait, we're still alive.
Where am I?
Um...
First?
Alright.
What do I do now?
This is cool, I did not expect this.
Do you want me to restart us?
I'm stalling out, yeah.
This is cool, this is actually like the Halo mission.
Whoever made this must fuck with Halo for sure.
Ready?
Yeah.
I miss a bet here's like a repair.
Oh, stressed.
No, no, no.
Hard to change gears sometimes.
Yeah, really hard.
So fuck.
Get off our ass.
Hit the repairs, hit the repairs.
I'm hitting them.
You're going so fast.
I'm losing control.
How fast we're going?
Oh my god.
Do you let me know when you're gonna head down?
Um, uh, kind of now?
Okay.
Good.
I'm good. I just had to sit my ass down.
Jumping?
Oh, there goes a roof.
Yep, we're good.
I think we're dead again.
No, really?
Yeah. That's a hard jump.
This is funny.
How can I ever do this?
No, we'll do it. It's just...
Okay, can you drive faster if you drink beer?
Oh my god, really right front?
Hell man it just flicks to the wrong gear. I wish I could just push a button
I'm not going to force Geary again here. That was terrifying. I was going so fast.
I see why they made you repair your car full.
Yeah.
Get a job.
Okay.
I don't even make this.
Oh, oh, that's what you were supposed to do?
Okay, we got some safety.
really I'm out of repairs is there anything to like any any lootables
yes looking I don't feeling yeah get back in just figures out wait so like why
Why is there an attack helicopter after us?
I can't get back up.
What do you mean?
Um, stop.
I don't under.
Where are you?
I ran through these logs.
And I just...
Thank you.
You still bring me all the way back.
You're all the way back, thanks.
Uh-huh.
Thank you.
Preparation.
Yeah, we definitely want our full repair every time.
all right let's drive Hannah uh should we pull her pair though we're not even
oh oh yeah i guess true we're out of scrap metal after this right
probably okay get back in here let's do this i'm already out
I can't repair anything I don't know what's next let's find out okay
and why and we restrict all right that went well
what yeah we're gonna have to keep doing this a lot we'll be here for a while
okay I don't want to do that again
What the fuck, why am I going so slow?
I think we're dead.
Yeah whenever you get to this texture it goes really really slow.
Well, I don't have any more affairs.
Yeah, we're way worse than we were last time.
I mean, well, let's see what we can do, yes.
There's no way we live, but...
We'll try.
But there's two different tunnels, I wonder why.
Because you can hit the jump and skip the part at the bottom instead of going up.
Oh, okay.
Alright, let's try again.
Okay.
Oh my god.
We sent it?
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my lord.
We're about to have rocks falling over.
Oh no.
We're okay.
Hold on.
We're okay.
We're fine for now.
We're fine.
Cover!
We got some cover, we got some cover.
That took so much fucking health.
Oh my god.
We don't have anything to repair, huh?
That clipped everything.
Oh my god.
We need more scrap up here.
I don't know. There's a weird possibility that you can get softlocked in this part.
Wait. What's this?
Because if they put you at a checkpoint like this, right, and then they do too much damage where your health is too low, I'm stuck.
There is a possibility to get actually softlocked, so I hope that didn't just happen to us.
Because if we're so low, it could be possible.
He's got a beer.
Oh, come on, don't spin me.
At least we got a checkpoint though.
Hopefully it's...
Forgiving.
Forgiving, yeah.
We're out of quickly.
No, you're jacked, yeah. Just pushing it over me.
That's why you popped beer, bro. You popped beer and you're fucking... you get juiced up.
Alright, go for it.
You can't get softlocks? I mean, I don't know if you know what I mean. I don't know if you know what I mean when I say softlock.
I mean, you get to a certain checkpoint like we did at 1HP where they give you scrap metal, but the metal is not enough to get you to a high point.
And then the Apache hits you for a certain amount of damage every time. You know?
There is a chance that we just got softlocks.
Oh, we're gonna lift down for sure. Or lift up, maybe.
Drive, drive, drive!
I do it I think we got softlocks I actually think we got softlocks and
we're fun
not possible to get softlocks I mean you're literally you're literally
watching it happen. Alright? Unless you're invincible.
Is this exactly where you could go?
Monkey?
What?
I think they might be invincible. I think the game...
Yeah. I think...
We're gonna eat them.
Are we invincible?
Oh, you don't die in the top bar. Oh, what you're saying?
Wait, there's a...
A bus right here.
I'm gonna go put a little in.
Well...
Do you want?
Yeah.
Ah, chill, bitch! Chill!
Pull us out!
I don't have anything to suck it to.
Oh.
Um.
What?
Yeah.
All right.
Hello.
Is that a Bruceie?
I guess.
I think it's...
I think it might be a restart.
I wonder what the wood planks are on the right.
might be a restart at checkpoint angle
yeah okay
I don't know if we were supposed to go that way
that might have been the wrong way
well there are two planks next to it, next to the graves
so maybe we just have to set them up
There's a lot of different paths there. There's three tubes that we could have went down,
so maybe the tube that we chose was just the bad tube.
I don't think it was because there are two tubes so it's next to an end plank. I just
feel like it was right it just needed to be we just had to set it up a little bit
better but I don't know alright I'm gonna try to fix the roof but you can
probably go oh it's speaking right did you get all the oil yeah okay yeah because
like once we lose our haul we start taking damage at the bottom I didn't
know that so yeah I repair the
B experiential chit chat
SOME HAPPLIFE ALICE SHIT!
Or not, HAPPLIFE ALICE, HAPPLIFE TOO SHIT!
I'll never play!
HAPPLIFE?
Grace gave me her mate!
that's not true but it's really good we're thinking of world of war crap
that's the greatest game ever made
I'm ready to repair the engine we need
whoo that's a gel oh my god maybe a little stupid
a good job
Alright, I guess we'll see if this is the right way.
I'm gonna run out and do the planks.
I think we both have to.
I think it's from VU.
We're gonna make a ramp you think okay go go go
go. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, ramp it ramp it. No, no, you got to just commit, commit the ramp.
He shot it, he shot it.
YEEE!
I'm through! Jump in! Jump in! Jump in!
He's got bombs!
Jump in!
I'll grab you!
Uh, engine us, maybe?
Give us engine?
Yes, they're going nice.
Yeah, I did it, I did it, yeah.
Holy smokes.
Oh, I think I've run out of fever on the drop.
Checkpoint 17.
Checkpoint.
Is this it? Did we do it? I think we escaped the chopper.
I hope so.
I think we finished it.
I hope so.
That was so scary.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think we did it these are the credits these are the credits these are the credits yes
let's go that was awesome that was epic yeah that was actually awesome they
definitely got some inspiration there from from the end is definitely like
Halo slash half-life inspired
That felt like a literal half-life 2 mission where you're where you got the little watercraft thing and you're chased by the chopper. That's fun
Yeah, so much fun. We did it
And it only took us like game. I'm glad we played it. I only think it's like six hours or something
Yeah, not too bad
Yeah, what's my what's my steam play time? It is 4.6 hours
No, it's 4.6 hours because you haven't closed the game. Once you close the game it'll tell us. We've played like six or seven hours or something.
Oh, that's right. There's another map. Remember when I said we should do map one or map two? I forgot that they have two maps.
The snow one.
Oh, we can go again?
Is it even different?
I mean, it's a different...it's a snow map. It's completely different. I don't know.
We did six and a half hours there for that first playthrough. That's pretty good.
good a lot of people said they took it like 7 it's point three six point seven
right it's way harder oh no this was awesome this one wasn't too bad at all
I had so much fun well I'm down to play the second map but we don't have to now
you want to. Whenever you want, you just let me know.
Hmm.
I wonder if you have, I wonder if you like slip and snow in the second one.
That's a good question.
Hmm.
Yum yum yum.
In the menu there's three people, but it's a two player game, right? Or is it four player?
It's four player
Wait, this would be funny with four people. I just don't see the need of I don't see the need of four people, you know
I was gonna say with two I felt like it was like perfect
Because it's like still more challenging, you know
Well, I want to do a bunch of pre pre prep prep prep pre for TBC tomorrow. You're not playing Wow
what right now right now on stream. No, I'm gonna take a little I'm gonna get off take a little break
and then prep some Wow tonight. Are you? Oh, are you gonna get back on stream? Are you gonna go on
your alt I might stream on my alt or just prep off stream I don't know wait
you're only gonna play three hours on stream yeah I don't know a three hour
stream I know it's really low I just I gotta do wow stuff okay that's that's
fair if you see happy mm-hmm well I had a great time maybe we could play again
this weekend or and tomorrow or something TBC is coming out so we're not
we're not playing anything for like a week minimum it's TBC out tomorrow TBC is
tomorrow at three oh that's why you want to play wow right now yeah I want to
play wow right now cuz it's the last day to prep so I want to prep some
pre-quests and do like a little bit of not like insane prep like not giga nerd
shit just like half nerd shit you know yeah so wait are you gonna stream on
your main wow for TBC tomorrow yeah maybe maybe probably probably I don't
know all I'm gonna be doing is dungeon so yeah probably pretty easy to stream
dungeons you can't be losing your life like this so wow I love wow I'm so down
to lose my life to wow no your shrimp needs you no they'll they'll have me
they'll just have me in wow I don't know if they want you in wow
how do you want them in wow I mean they're gonna have to have me I'll be
playing wow no matter what so it's either they have me in nothing that's some
tough love that's some tough love those are the choices have me an hour you don't
have me at all I don't know look at them like I don't I don't know you might not
have them at all
you know what I'm saying
thank you guys
welcome to high guard
all right we'll be these that was fun we made it we'll be it epic ending
Let's chill out in real life together for a little bit my life in Wow
Okay, I'm done
And we can go outside or something before it starts
Yeah
All right
I'm gonna get off for now. Like I said, I want to I want to prep world of work. I'll be playing a lot of Wow tomorrow
and then Friday and then Saturday and
And that's Super Bowl Sunday, so I won't do that and yeah, so it's I'm gonna be playing wow for the next like four days probably
so
GG short stream gonna chill for the rest of the night such day sorry that it was short
I'll be honest. I didn't want to start this late at all. I just kind of forgot that Wednesday's comic book store
New comics, I forgot it was Wednesday
And then by the time we got to the comic book store, it was already like fucking late and we were like, let's go to In-N-Out and then
We got back home. I like won something and
It wasn't I I I
Swear I'm waking up earlier. It just doesn't seem like it because I'm starting later bad timing is all but tomorrow I'll be on
Digi, thank you guys. Thank you guys for watching. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Stay safe. Stay safe. Thank you. I
Appreciate you guys lots. Thank you
I might be on of my alt stream tonight if you want to wait at Shradi-Radi. That's fine. No promises though, but yeah. Later guys.