you
Uh, burning with wow, that's rare.
I thought I changed my section.
I thought I changed my category. I think I'm looking for some games. I don't think I'm on a while.
Am I?
you hit it oh yeah look at that we were 15 seconds apart or 20 it was crazy i was like
instant i was like yeah what the heavy yeah it's any of this time we got to go find some games
no i know i know till but till march 2nd yeah are we gonna do that again you don't want to play
something more serious or you want to just roll those again uh what would we play i don't know
I'm just I'm just asking
Is the expedition up can I start my fucking bullshit and then sign off oh?
Yeah, you can
Before I forget like hard forget I'm gonna open it start it
There's got to be more bangers out there do that no meme I was thinking about it for hours. Oh my god
I'll say about for hours. I thought that game was so funny
What game?
The Nome one.
Oh the Nome one? Yeah. After I got off stream we went to get food. Maddie and I.
And she was like dude that Nome game looks so fun. I want to play it.
Yeah it actually... I was telling Hannah about it.
Yeah I was telling Hannah about it. She's like damn it I missed it.
Like I wasn't really paying attention.
Because she just kind of thought all the games were just going to be like mid-demo's.
And I was like no that one was fun.
All right, let me do my expedition really quick to try mugenics a win. I heard win-roses insane
So maybe I should do it play it we could do that
Where's the expedition I just want to click the button to sign off
of
the
end of season
I got to
their devil
their devil won the hell yeah brother you actually got ranks
well yeah I mean I played a little bit
oh
alright let's start this
fucking
yeah
sign up
I know wind rose
is a great option I've heard
Stain things about yeah, no, I've heard only good things about it, too
I know we can always just rely on that a little late night
That will not lead you to like less. I don't I can what it you said
We can't play with each other because we're on each other's boats, and we can't see each other
Supposedly you just can't be on each other ships when you're traveling
Okay, but that's it. You don't travel that much
That's not that big a deal
Oh, I gotta look for co-op games, right?
Eugenics isn't co-op.
At least I don't think it is.
Hey, are you on low latency or are you on normal mode streaming?
I'm on low.
Oh.
Able, wobble, eight people control one character.
Cargo Hunters, I'm in, what is this, a single player, did you?
Well Haunted Heist, here's the game that some people suggested, let me see, what is Haunted
A lot of people said that this game is really good.
Three to ten players though, we're just out of the range.
That's an odd number.
Three to ten players.
Well, it's probably because it has certain roles.
That's probably why it's three. Probably has multiple roles rather than just two roles.
Shift, shift at midnight.
I think we're gonna...
Detective horror for up to three players, but it's like not like real horror
Detective horror. Yeah, I I don't I don't know I'm watching it
Because it's hot nice game like lethal company ish
Wait, what?
We're like running a store. Oh
Wait, what's it called again?
Uh, shift, shift at midnight.
Shift at midnight.
Oh god, this looks terrifying.
This looks like a Half-Life mod for sure.
This shit is so trolled. Just watch the trailer a little bit, skip forward.
Like, what the hell is happening?
Oh, it's like a monga, isn't it?
Shoot her.
Shoot her?
I'm not saying she's a plumber, but she says that she's a tenement.
I don't.
I'm actually...
Oh!
I take it back up not down.
I see.
It's basically a game where there's some sort of alien monster thing and you're trying
to figure out who's...
While you're doing normal tasks, like running a store.
What?
Why do you want to do that?
Yep.
You're like, I don't want to do that.
Now that one didn't sound like good.
Dig, dig, die, maybe?
I'm going to suggest that-
I don't know where you just dig.
No, it's- I don't know, you'd kill monsters too.
I don't actually know.
not really sure
there's aliens uh... abductions
i don't yeah i don't really know what you
do
beyond this it looks like you dig graves and then you follow it it's like a
not a portal you fall into the hole and like clear the
level or some shit
I don't know if this one will be great, but yeah it's got a lot of random shit in it.
I feel like that's not a good thing.
No.
It needs to be really focused, like for example that gnome game was just very focused on the
certain mechanics and nothing more.
Once you start adding too much it kind of waters it down a little bit.
cooking simulator, right?
For breakfast, one sec.
you
Okay, I'm back.
Uh-oh, yeah, here.
Okay, so remember that audio thing that I had?
I got to re-sync my headset, hold on.
Okay.
Uh, okay, there we go.
Do you remember that audio shit that I had yesterday?
Yes.
It's happening again,
but apparently it is a thing.
It's only when I'm talking while audio is also happening.
But it's not my mic.
It's like the input of audio is like,
what happened? How did you fix it?
So you know how you would go on your streaming computer and you'd have like your
roadcaster and then you would click the roadcaster setup on the windows,
window settings, right?
You'd click the roadcaster setup and you'd right click it, go to properties,
and it had all the bullshit like disable enhancements and all that stuff.
I had to turn all that off.
It was already off, but I had to...
I had to completely redo it.
I had to go to my device manager,
I had to go find my roadcaster and the device manager,
I had to disable it, all of it,
and then enable it again so that reset the Windows config,
and then disable it again on Windows.
That's what I had to do.
Because Windows was saying enhancements were on, although they were definitely off.
And I had to do that on my microphone as well.
I just did it on every device.
So you could try that.
Or you could just start and see if enhancements are on right now.
We also had to, I mean, we deleted it from everything.
We had to delete it from OBS, redo it.
like we just went from the very beginning.
Oh, well that's not something I can fucking do right now.
I don't know if you can do that off stream.
It was a pain in the ass.
I don't understand how this happens though.
I don't know.
What?
I think it's a Windows update.
Did your computer restart recently?
Yeah, it definitely restarted.
That's probably why.
Dude, I'm just gonna system restore.
Fuck it.
Oh my God.
Wait, but don't-
I wouldn't do that.
your gaming or your streaming though.
That's the one that, I mean I don't, I mean I guess it could be either, right?
It's gonna be either, yeah, I had to do it on both.
I didn't know which one it was because, yeah.
Recently I moved this, I mean the stream PC I moved to, uh,
fucking Windows 11.
Did you try Deep Dish Dungeon?
No.
Dawn of Dying.
I should
mm-hmm mm-mm
Well, this is gonna be I should
Fucking I should do this right now
Right on um
I mean if you're actually having a problem
Yeah, it's gonna happen for the rest of the stream for sure
It's like every even I was watching a trailer just now and they said it was happening
while I was talking over the
Was the audio here? I don't know what we'll go to your fault. I'm gonna go to your
It's like water. It's a water. Yeah, that's the that's it. It's like
update it has yeah that's the same thing that happened to me your audio kind of
sounds like wobbly I don't know it was fucking brutal when you and I are
talking right now it's not happening but when there's something else yes like a
YouTube video or something then it will absolutely I it took us three hours to
figure this out three hours I was troubleshooting on deadlock for about an
hour and then I turned it off and I was like guys I'm going on my alt I can't
do this and took three hours to figure out what it was and cuz everyone thought
it was discord yeah Hannah said everyone thought it was discord so when
I was playing deadlock Vegas sounded fine but deadlock sounded fuck do you have
a fucking mini football on your hand yeah it's from the Superbowl that we
watched I just bought a bunch of mini football from our house yeah it was the most
morning fucking thing in my life let me just try to system or you can keep
leave your games let me just like try to system restore both of these
fuckers and then see if that happens because I can test it via like recording
one OBS still before you go live again okay okay so just give me like why is
that in your mouth give me like I don't know 20 minutes ish probably all right
if you okay
20 minutes.
What am I going to do for 20 minutes?
Wait, actually, what am I going to do for 20 minutes?
Parallel game?
This game looks a little rough, but it looks like Far Cry.
Yeah, this game looks rough for sure, I mean if the concept's good I guess, but...
What? That was the trailer?
Okay, this one?
I don't know about this one, this one doesn't look too good.
I know the pirate one is insane, but that one's going to be on the back burner for sure.
There's so many co-op survival horrors.
Roadside research.
that one actually roadside oh it's not a demo it's like a game I'm just looking
for demos bro what is this though
I
Can you talk right now?
Microphone check one two on the way to third
Okay, okay, how did you come back so fast? No, I
I've never left. I'm gonna be honest. Oh, it's trying to fix something
So I just realized that on my stream PC when this update went out
It turned on like for the roadcaster stuff,
I just went to the properties for that stuff.
I had to enable or allow applications to take
exclusive control of it,
which I always have off obviously,
and then it also had audio enhancements on.
Yes, that's the one that does that.
But do I have to reinstall something?
No.
Or just turn that off?
I would turn it off,
disable the device,
and then enable the device to reset it.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's the kicker.
That's the one that Windows Update turns on.
I'm raising.
Hopefully, that fixes it.
Yeah, let me place some audio, quick, and then we'll see.
I like the title of this bootlady bootleg alchemist
Okay, so I had that same problem, but imagine all of my window settings were telling me it's
off because it was off. It turned itself on on the back end without it with it being checked
off. Yeah. Yeah. With it being checked off in the windows, it was still checked off. I
had to reset it.
Okay. I'm going to do an ultimate test here. They say it's good, but I'm going to do John
Carpenter's toxic commando. So we're going to open that first and this has to be as
the ultimate test.
Wait, we play some more commando or what?
Yeah, like if you want to win a bow, I just want to I want to see if this real quick if it uh if it fixes
Oh, all alien together
That's your coordination and friendship and see if you can control okay, this is just like the river game
Okay, this looks terrible
The river game was way cooler run a tavern alone or two player co-op
To a horror what William Ravill's into a horror
Hmm, kind of game Hannah likes, kind of like making stuff, organizing.
I don't love these games, where you have to like cook and like manage the shit.
I don't really care about the stuff.
Like, buns and this, like, I'm good, um.
Yeah, we played far far west yesterday. It was really good.
And a two player stealth horror game you're trapped in a haunted Austrian hotel.
What's up with all this horror shit?
Oh yeah, it's fakes, it's fakes. We're good.
Nice.
I thought about it and then I remember the FOV so I know I'm good.
Oh yeah, makes me kinda sick.
Yeah
What was that?
All right, well good to go that is
yeah it's lucky that it just was on and you could just see it on
yeah
you want to see your sam too?
your sam yes
this came out in 2005 that's crazy
they're still charging 10 bucks for this bitch
dude, see your sam at once
game looks fucking terrible
I'm not even gonna lie
but it probably is really fun though
Hey dark Haven
Yeah, it's probably a cable it's probably a cable touching something
I you would almost guarantee my cable my microphone cables touching a power source or something probably was happening
Yeah, I'm looking at demos right now.
There's the Dark Haven game made by the OG devs of Diablo 1 and 2, but I don't know, is it
co-op?
I mean, it is, yeah.
I'm kind of interested because I love Diablo, but I just doubt this game's that sick.
What was it? Sorry, I was starting.
Dark Haven? It's made by the D2 devs, like from 2000, like 20 years ago?
Or, I guess 25 years ago?
Let's see.
I feel like...
What is the other one?
I feel like it's a little too early to play this game, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't think it's a good representation of what the game is trying to be.
I might skip.
I feel like these kind of games in general should probably be fully released.
You know?
Yeah, you know, yeah
They're trying to make they're trying to make a new spin on ARPGs looks like they're using like
Levolution when it's one reader hold up
Oh bark and catch
Hold up killing floor
No, this is killing floor. I'm telling you
Fuck
Boyd raid blood reaver is literally killing blur
I fuck with these games though
I'm just like, Jesus, I'm so fucking mad.
Ha!
Yeah, no, I've, I, like, yesterday I had a good time, genuinely.
Our core game? I was gonna leave you in a minute.
I got gear yesterday in TBC!
Fuck yeah.
That's what's up. I know you saw it as much as I did.
You're on late, man.
Yeah, the raids took a little longer, but Karrith has just a long one to just run around.
Yeah, it is. It's just a maneuver because you can't mount or anything.
Yeah, you're just running low.
Yeah.
The back rooms! Matt would love this.
I don't really understand the back rooms still.
I said for us to play that.
Back rooms no escape?
I don't really understand what you're supposed to do either, but that's okay.
Psychological horror experience, you're just...
Yeah, you're just trying to escape.
I mean, Matt would love this, dude.
Dude, wait, chain bound, hold on.
Wait, someone said that actually, chain bound?
Chain bound.
pain bound down now let's see is there a fucking trailer it's it's it's probably
like chain together if I if I would why is there only one person in the
screenshots I mean look how shit the screenshots look I'm sure it's because
they just didn't have another person to test it's probably made by one guy call
red but I don't know fuck
um no I don't want to play a fucking
chain together game I'm mid
I mean they're not doing anything
different with that game it's just the
same as the other one
wasn't it very uh ranger's path
national park simulator hold on ranger's
path
yeah hold on watching
Appearance your first day of the job in rangers path as your journey begins as a park ranger and fair mouth
Call the wild hunting yeah, that's shit fucking
What do we do in this game?
Oh, it's single-player man lock in it's in call dude, it's in co-op. I don't tell you
It's literally marked as co-op. I'm in co-op only.
Interesting.
Oh, elevator, elevator, elevator. Check out elevator down.
Elevator.
Yo, the hunter called a wild, that's 6,000 players.
Yeah, I gave him that one. People love hunting.
Dude.
Wait, elevator, wait, wait, wait, what did it say? Elevator from the makers of Tower
Unite and Elevator Source.
Wait, this has been a game before!
Yeah, but this might be a fucking banger, no?
Uh, I don't remember, I don't- I feel like I've played Elevator before. Hold on, let me see.
I think Elevator and the Tower game is like you go to random floors and random things happen, like random games.
Yeah, that is what happens.
Yeah, there's back rooms, there's- yeah.
I don't understand the point, but the point the point is like you are jumping to an elevator and you don't know which floor you're gonna get off at
And while you're there you just got to do whatever's there. It could be an FPS game. It could be
KZ puzzle it could be just a normal puzzle like trying to navigate whatever that's that's all it is
It's just a series of a bunch of mini games like Mario Party, I guess
but different kind of
I mean, that sounds sick.
There's also a Way of the Hunter 2 demo.
It's a hunting game?
Yeah, it's a hunting game.
It's a shooter range.
Yeah, Way of the Hunter 2 is a demo that's out.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Let's do that.
Let's hunt.
Yeah, let's hunt.
I'm done with him.
It's single player.
Don't.
Why?
Bro, who's linking me this?
Bano.
He's a mod.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky yeah make sure that the bottom you know you see at the bottom right well
I'm in co-op, but they're just linking me shit. Hmm
These guys they don't they need to get together give it a fucking program man. I mean we could try elevator
It's just gonna be a bunch of like rent like we don't know what's on the floors could be fun
Okay, let's try I'm down. Let's fucking get in something. I
Want to play that no game again, dude that shit was
Fucking old we already got it downloaded right you have still I think I've installed it, but it was small
I don't get all these games you're fucking on top of it. Yeah, I'm just trying to make sure my shit
I mean I didn't uninstall John Carpenter's toxic commando to be clear that one's a good one
Okay
Elevator
Okay, I don't even know oh I don't even what
Can we even get into this section?
Oh, like is there a category called elevators there is but it's got no pictures. That's fine
Who cares
Wait, which one is it elevator 2026 or elevator or oh jesus I did the 2026 one because this comes out in 2026, you know
I'm doing the 2021
Wow
I don't know. I doesn't matter what doesn't matter
We have the Hunter's co-op, yeah but not the ammo.
You gotta look at the tags.
Alright, max FPS.
Alright.
Are you seeing people off?
4K.
Wait, they got 4K in this?
That's huge.
yeah oh yes you want to host you host
observer holy shit my sensitivity is
through the roof classic really I send
you an invite for a stream together
Oh, erred.
If you would like to accept.
There's an FOV option.
So make sure you do that as well.
Is it in graphics?
I also invited you.
Camera, I think.
Oh, hold on.
Got any?
Wait, where is it?
In the FOV?
It's the end of the game, boy.
Oh.
OK, I need to change V again.
It's fucking third.
Every game, dude.
This is exactly why I could call.
You could take the stairs?
Oh, that's locked.
What a troll.
I got some bad news.
What?
You can't unbind V from third person.
I rebounded and it's still my top run.
So you're just going to have to swap between the two?
Yeah, constantly, which is kind of annoying.
Are you?
I can just be I can't do that you're just gonna get annoyed with me oh yeah
you're right it didn't there's got baby hold on you're right it doesn't save it
yeah that's fine I'll figure it out
well shall we yeah let's do it sit hop on the elevator start elevator when you
wanna go we choose I don't know I think you just started in this random okay wait
I'm being told wait a hundred shoes caught are you coughing the demo
Yo, look how fast we're going!
Hey man, how you doing?
I see your lips move.
What are those lips do?
Yo, can we get off on a floor?
Or what?
No, it's an underwater level dude. Oh wait, no, we're just sightseeing? Do we not go out
there? I don't like that noise. I really don't like that noise. How do we get off?
I don't I don't think we're supposed to get off
Oh, we're just taking a peek. Yeah, I think some of them will be you passed under the water
Okay, I think some of them will be able to get off at
the fuck is that jam?
the fuck?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How'd you know how to do that?
You did it. On accident one time.
wait is this literally yeah yeah we just go to floors and nothing happens and I
think it was an altar for angle I'm doing it
all right that was a terrible game yeah that I thought you I thought you could
like I thought it was like mini games like you could play shit okay do you
want to try and see if that did have a demo or well but way of the way of
way of yeah the demo the demo the game has co-op yes but I don't think I mean
unless he's played the demo then I trust him I guess but have you played the demo
Joey based God because the demo itself doesn't have the tag meanwhile the game
has the tag which is very different right is not played the demo yes it's
probably co-op just not at this moment yeah let's just trust that it doesn't
that's my guess, because the tag is not there. I mean, I could download it really quick, yeah.
Oh god, short, but relentless first person shooter featuring manual reloading, walking, and blinking with settings that let you customize your experience. They killed your cat? What?
They killed your cat?
Yeah, that's a single player though. That's a weird game though. I don't know why they would be named that.
Um, so many single player games, man, like what's the point of making a single player
game?
What are we doing?
I know, hold on, let's see, a chain wheels, is this co-op?
Okay, do you want to be chained together in a car instead of on foot?
Chained wheels?
Yeah, try it.
Yeah, let me see, let me see, let me see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
Oh, it's literally we have two cars.
Yeah, two cards.
What the fuck?
Dude, they're really...
I mean, it's kind of creative.
Yeah, I mean, it's not just a person.
Try or no, what's your vote?
Um...
Hmm.
We can skip.
the
Holy fuck.
We can do the turbulence one.
The Dilt Panic is just turbulence.
That's the one that was like the game we were playing yesterday.
There's a game that's literally called On the Train.
Close apocalyptic world overrun by zombies.
And our train is our sanctuary.
On the train?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Alley zone.
I got another one.
I'm watching the trailer for On the Train.
Hold on.
You build on your train.
Noted.
Okay.
Oh, it's like,
it's like that Choo Choo Thomas game or whatever.
Okay, I'm gonna see if this demo actually has a lot.
I already downloaded it, I don't think it's gonna, but...
This is a big game dude, 20 years.
Huh?
You said it, me?
Oh.
Okay.
apparently should have been my response to that
uh... this is looking very single player the demo
welcome to the part of the contesting grounds
anyway it was primal survival
you chose us as your first survival
primal survival?
primal survival is a survival game but it's very primal so it's like we're cavemen basically
The top three games are all survival games in this demo shit. It's the Guardians of the Wild Sky, it's Wind Rose, and it's...
I think there's a third, that's a survival 2. I don't remember. Oh no, it's not survival, it's the Far Far West game. Those are the top three.
That game bangs. It's gonna be a game.
I actually think the John Carpenter Toxic Commando should be up there. In my opinion of the top demos in this shit, I think it should be up there for sure.
you're not you ever seen maze runner mm-hmm there's a game called maze bound
survival is bound maze down is bound that we'll see
And we can always try one of those too and see how it is, I'm okay with that for sure.
I don't know. We need more gargoland gnomes.
Really? You want to gargle some gnomes? It's not gargoland, it's bergoland.
It's bergoland, sorry.
I mean, there's so many fucking gnomes here that are probably decent. We just have to get in them.
Yeah, we could try the turbulence game.
Yeah, why is every game a zombie survival game?
So where every game is that?
We could let's try the the the the don't yeah, let's just try it. I mean, we'll get into it. Fuck it
All right
We're gonna be so lost
What's up castle crashes you reflect castle crashes
No, I'm downloading it, I was answering something.
We'll play this game, panic at this go.
and
the old and it
its best for a few months
of one of my look at
I just want to look at the settings I heard just what the fuck they did it like this
this is my act
Is it a battle ring?
No this is just weird
okay okay
the way they did it is very odd
okay now how do we
Okay.
Invite your friend.
Bang.
Okay, yeah.
So the settings...
Wait, did you join?
Oh, boy.
Yeah, we should change that.
Hold on.
Yeah, let me make that a...
Okay.
the settings are like the little dashboard
on the left but there's no void
you know we might just have to
On the left. Oh, oh, oh, there it is.
We might have to open mic it maybe.
Okay, okay.
Because I don't know, there's no setting.
This doesn't even work.
Oh, I can't even change my fucking resolution!
Clear jail!
You can, you can.
Oh, oh
All right, we open like her what I guess I don't know I don't know how to change it
I guess not
Okay
Jesus
When you're going to brief orientation training, don't worry, it pays on test.
For now, in this training, we will learn about the key role in a flight, the pilot and the control channel.
Let's start with the pilot. The pilot is responsible for the direct control of the airplane.
They are the ones sitting in the cockpit, pressing buttons and pulling numbers.
The pilots mean duties. They describe any problematic scenes they see in the airplane to the tower.
However, this description must be very precise and clear.
Are you listening?
The problem is to use according to the response from the tower.
The pilot makes the right move, the plane flies.
If they're making a mistake, the plane starts flying, but for much more time, no.
So, this is a control tower.
The control tower is a suite of solving problems.
Using the manual and the terminal menu, you find the terminal cost of putting
The pilot understood correctly or the pilot related correctly.
The pilot and the tower are not heroes on their own.
This is a collaboration.
If the pilot doesn't listen to the tower or the tower provides incomplete information,
information, the plane leaves us. The plane goes back, the passengers go sailing, and
even goes home early. But, I think we should.
It's kind of dark out.
If the information is very clear, the plane flies safely,
giving us a just-remembering, passenger-plan happy, the parallel axis, the tallest hips,
it's coffee, everyone's happy, so is the plane. And this can mean you'll run the
It's like actually an intercom
All right
Hey, are we open Mike? Okay. Yeah. All right, um wait am I the pilot wait? What wait? I'm the pilot. Oh
Yeah, yeah, oh shit, okay
Okay, so my plane code is m8 7166
We are I need to
The red lights the problem, okay, so my compass is kind of all over the place
Is it can you hear me Mike? I hear you. Okay. Okay. Wait wait turn off. Okay wait hit escape turn off VoIP because it's ass
Just make VoIP volume zero and then talk a discord
Okay, got it because yeah the end of game. What's actually go so
Let's set this up I guess I brought a crash into a fucking building or not
I'm straight going straight into a mountain right now my compass. I need that I got nothing
I don't understand what to do right now
Okay, well my compass is not aligned so I need you to find something that looks like a compass
Oh now it's now. It's not just my compass now my
I'm seeing I
Need nothing I got no information right now. I don't know what's happening
I
Have a series of numbers that I need to approve
There's three digits. I don't I don't know is this my alt dude, maybe I have no clue
But I need my compass and maybe my alt dude. I'm not sure
I I literally can't do anything
Like I the screen I have isn't working when I type help into it
Well, I just need you to I just need you to tell me what to do with my compass
There's a code, I need to enter a code, a 3 digit code, do you have anything for me?
It's a 4 digit code, 4 digit code, 4 digit code.
I'm looking around for something to interact with.
Oh, I got it.
Okay.
Ah, we're not gonna make it.
No, we're I mean
Did you figure it out?
Okay, I got it. You got I got a code for the compass. I figured okay. Okay. Okay. You ready? Yeah, five three seven nine zero over
What like
There's one. It's only four. It's a numeric code. There's only four seven. We know oh, there's this is a five digit number
I don't know what to do
Okay, so the T and then I have five three seven nine zero
Just I just five three seven fuck I need finding four digits, okay
Yeah, I don't know how to help you I have that's what I got okay
I got our power knob. It's also is that does that help at all?
No, okay, no
Just just give me any four digit number and I'm just gonna try it
Just give me something like a four digit number for a compass
I don't have it the compass number is t53790
With a heading of north
What about a path puzzle these are all five digit numbers I'm overwhelmed
Okay, give me a five-digit number. I'm gonna try to lean
Fuck I
Think it's hold on. It's we got five three seven nine zero on the compass
How do I change? Oh, okay, um, oh
Oh, I see okay
No, no, no, I don't have it. I need two numbers. I got it. I got it. I got it. Give me a sec. Give me a sec
Okay, I got it. I got it. Okay, okay
Okay, so, it looks like to turn the plane right.
Okay.
Or, yeah, to turn the plane right and or around,
it's two, one, three, five.
To turn the plane left is one, five, three, six.
Uh, okay.
We're turning right.
Okay, can you help with the altitude maybe?
So I'm seeing, I'm seeing a, I'm seeing a gauge.
I'm seeing, I'm seeing numbers.
Okay. So five, four, zero is the top number.
And then the bottom number is two dash zero.
I need two numbers.
One red, one blue.
Okay. One through seven are the numbers.
There's two of them.
It could be, you know, six red and six blue.
What is the thing you're trying to,
I think it's altitude, maybe?
I don't know.
But I'm seeing a gauge that has numbers one through seven
in blue and red.
There's two different dials.
And the numbers on the screen are 540.
It's called a path puzzle, I think.
1 through 7, you said?
Yeah, 1 through 7 red, 1 through 7 blue. Two gauges.
And there's numbers 540, 2-0.
Oh my god.
This can't be it. Hold on.
I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Um, I think we're just learning as why. Is it air pressure? Is that it?
Oh wait, you said one red and one green. The air pressure? Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, maybe, maybe it's...
One through seven, two times. One on the top, one on the bottom.
Well, okay, well one dial is one through seven red and the other dial is one through seven blue or green, I guess.
Okay, green. You are colorblind. Perfect. All right, hold on. And you need a what for that?
I just need to set, I need to set the dial on something for the red and set the dial on something on the blue.
And then what, what are the, holy fuck.
Pfft.
Um, can you read me the, holy, I don't even know it, I'm looking at-
540, 2-0. Those are the numbers for the air, air pressure, I guess.
5402-0, is that what you said?
Yeah, yeah, and I just need you to give me something, give me something, 1 through 7 red, 1 through 7 blue.
Give me something.
You got it?
No, no, not even close, there's...
But you had it, you had it, you said something, you were about to walk in, you were about to give me something.
The air pressure, you were about to give me something good.
Give me the numbers again, give me the numbers again, what?
540.
2-0.
Over.
My 4-0, 10-0.
Huh?
And then I need to set my dial 1-7 on red and blue.
I think we're in tutorial because we haven't died.
No, we're not.
Okay, I'm just learning how to play.
Yeah, I think that's what yeah, okay set if exactly two numbers are identical set the arrow to one
Okay, set the top half numbers to
No
Uh-huh
The sum is even
409 is not that's okay
uh seven seven is top half number okay and bottom bottom bottom is it two dash zero right yeah yeah
yeah two dash zero does that mean 20 like two zero or does that mean two dash i don't know i just
see the dash i'm not sure the numbers are different so they're out of seven or is there a three
Maybe it's two minus zero.
It's set it to two.
It's got to be two.
Nice.
Okay, so that was the test flight.
We did it.
That's why we didn't die.
That was not the real thing.
I
Have so much in for me. We're going to go again. Do you want me to try it or no?
Where's that still be the pilot?
I'll still be the pilot. It's fine. Let's get in here
Okay, I just had to figure out. All right. We're in a real we're in a real timer now
Okay, plan code plan code is w4 8142. I don't know if that's important
What is it w4 8142? Yep?
the plane go okay that doesn't matter okay my compass needs aligning it's okay
okay whatever if you could figure that out compass needs a line in T5 3790 T5
3790 T5 3790 compass is searching okay you need aligning I need the four
numbers yeah two four one four and four seven three six two four one oh fuck
that was a mistake what was the other one four seven three six four seven three
36 okay, that was right. Okay, we're stable there one mistake. I need the altitude again my numbers
Not the air pressure air pressure one three two is the top number top half one three two
T28 120
It's just turbulence guys do not worry one three twos top read me top only one three two one three two
All three numbers are identical. No, exactly two numbers are you know?
If all three members are different calculate their sum if the sum is one three two that's five six even set the arrow to three
Okay, and now bottom is four dash one
Four dash one that's two numbers four dash one if the numbers are three and one there was identical if the sum of the numbers
That's five set there to one
Okay, nice perfect. Okay. Now we're we gotta do we got new stuff. We got three minutes to figure this out
It's RPM and power. Okay, so I'm assuming something with the engine. Okay, 21 RPM
38 power hold on hold on I got to find this RPM shit I don't know what it's
called okay slot puzzle coordinates it's a balance is that what it is it's
probably engine balance I number what does it look like I mean it looks like
nine bars I could set up to nine power on my engine I guess 21 RPM hold on one
second I got it T13470 okay give me one sec T13470 got it power now the
searching power now loading power now been stalling all right talk to me what
What do you have 21 rpm 38 power indicates the station which the values should be set and push approve button I
Need a set of the screen the following four systems to complete and secrets below or the actions the pilot must perform
It is set inform the pilot of these actions
Okay stage one the first digit of the rpm number indicates the stage to which the value should be set and push approve button
Okay, what does that mean what do I set the first number to zero zero zero through nine?
21rpm repeat that I think two goes to the values that it should be set so set it
to two and then approve okay that was good what's the next one the last digit of
the power number should be set to the corresponding stage and push it to the
minimums would that be eight it's 38 power what is yes that's the last digit
of the power numbers okay push approve what's the next if the sum of the
RPM numbers is less than the sum of the power numbers the value should be set to the second stage
If it is greater it should be set to the number from the previous stage and push a proof button holy shit. So it's eight
The RPM numbers is less is RPM less in power. Yes, it should be set to the second stage
So if you ate eight, okay, and then what's the last step the sum of the power numbers is less than some of the
RPM numbers the knob should be set to the number brought in the first stage if it is greater
It should be set to the number six and put and push a proof button
All right three we still had a minute and a half to spare okay
I mean it's getting harder never go again walking. I mean you're it's teaching you it's teaching you oh damn
This is my pilot's dead. I repeat the pilot is dead. It's just me. Yeah, holy fuck. We're in a different plane
Okay, different gauges here, so let's start with air pressure
The plane
What do you need plane code? Where's the plane code?
Oh, I don't need the plane code. Okay. Okay, air pressure. Yeah dash dash four wait once I take T24
Okay searching loading installing got it and what's the first numbers?
Dash dash four
That's that for that's that's for that's that's for so that's one number to this place shows three or six
The display shows 1, 2, or 5.
Uh, 3.
Okay.
The bottom is 6, 6, 1.
6, 6, 1.
3 numbers.
All 3 numbers are identical.
It's not.
If we're excited, the 2 numbers are identical.
Uh, 3.
Okay.
Nice.
Let's move.
Uh, um, dude, there's a lot of new shit.
Okay.
The new one is...
Let's just do compass, because we know it.
Compass, 4 digits.
Okay.
The people are screaming on the plane.
It's gonna be okay.
T60994 got it gonna be okay
Okay, so to what is there an arrow indicating which side it's going up for you because I mean it four digit numbers
I don't know
I mean it's just spinning. I don't fucking know. Okay. We'll try 9623
96 to no
Damn, I wish we knew which old
Oh, it was spinning counter. It was counterclockwise, I think yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Uh, oh Jesus this looks like battleship ABCDEF and then a bunch of symbols on the right. It's a grid
Hold on. Give me one sec. I know what that is. It's
That is what the coordinates ABCDEF and then a bunch of the left. Just got it. Okay. T. A. 1 9 4 6. Hold on
T 8 1 9 4 6 what I'm supposed to do here
Okay, coordinate solution the coordinates fields below contain solutions based on the position of the red dot on the pilot screen
Then find the position the field below regardless of that order have the pilot direct the red dot to the areas consisting of red
Circles first ask the public for the position of the red dot. What's your position of the red dot?
D and then
The screens in front of you though. It's four right or
more. Okay, you only have one, correct? D1. Yeah, D and it's a symbol that looks like
an N. An N, okay. I have you. So put one on B. I guess that would be B first line. Wait,
no, no, no, that's a lie. Don't do that. C, do C equal side? That's the second or
the last one. And then B first line. How do I even interact with this? I'm trying
if the my but I don't even know buttons oh here we go see see all the way down
yes equal signs okay and then to the second we put it on be the not the
first one second one okay you did be yeah yeah okay did it did it okay now we
have to do oh god now we're playing like fucking the asteroids game okay
there's a bunch of wait is it a radar it's a really that's kind of a radar and
I have a- I have- I'm shooting shit, looks like, I don't know.
A lion coming out of a triangle?
Yes.
Okay, T96-240, give me one secs.
Sex.
T96-240.
Okay.
If the radar puzzle pilot will see four curved arcs stacked from the bottom of the top,
each containing several colored dots, pilot's goal is to rotate- that's- rotate the
laser and shoot only the correct color on each arc, following the order given by
the tower.
Start with the bottom arc.
pilot which color they need to hit and have them rotate their laser into the
dot of lines with it once the pilot shoots the correct color
the process continues upward clear our all four arcs and sequence to complete
the puzzle okay what am I shooting first if there's fuck I don't know if it
starts from if there's exactly one red ball and no white balls hit the red ball
okay there is no red balls it's just two greens and all and the rest are
white okay listen what I'm saying if there's actually is exactly one red
ball and no white balls at the red ball is else wait I'd like to read all
these I don't know okay okay I'm gonna read all these you tell me if they fit
if there's exactly one red ball and no white balls hit the red ball else if
there is one blue ball one white ball hit the empty space else if there are
exactly three blue balls hit the non blue ball if there are at least two green
balls hit the first green ball otherwise hit the empty space okay I
hit the first green ball now what's the second line what I do for
I don't know how to switch to it.
Second line is just two white balls.
Okay, these apply to all of these.
Two white balls?
Yeah.
So remember these.
Warning, collision in one minute.
Two white balls.
We have one minute.
I know, I'm trying, man.
One blue ball, one white ball.
Three blue balls.
I think you hit an empty space here.
Okay, done.
Now, next.
Same thing, maybe.
I'm going to do it again.
I'm just assuming.
I did it.
Okay.
I have to do...
We have one minute.
We have one minute. It says stage zero out of three. It's a big blue circle and it says red at the bottom
What do I do? Are you finished that? Yes? Yes? Yes?
You have 30 seconds
Slot puzzle
Installing solve the problem even first
Shit oh my god, is there numbers at all? No, it's just stage zero out of three red, and it's a blue circle
We have ten seconds
Fuck oh fucking dying. Yeah
I mean, we did okay, we didn't know those puzzles. No, yeah, that's
Sure try it again, we try it again
You see that we need callouts for these sort of quicker. Yeah, uh air pressure air pressure got it
Okay, T26189
First numbers zero six zero
Zero six zero if all three numbers are identical two numbers are you set it to one
Okay, bottom is 2, 2, 0, that one again?
0, 3 numbers, 2, 0, no, no, no, hold on, 2, 3.
Jesus Christ, my spirit shaking, okay, approved, nice.
Let's do compass.
Compass is rotating clockwise.
Okay, give me one sec.
T53790, T53790, okay, it's loading, one sec.
Clockwise, you said?
Yeah.
One nine four six
Okay, battle ships we're on we're on e and then the star
Towers hard man towers hard
Yeah, it's way way harder though. I'm doing it again read again e e and then the star that's where the red dots on right now
Ian star
East star yeah, okay. That's a star
It, yeah, I mean, it's a star with a fucking underline at the top, I don't know.
Plus, I don't know, it looks like a plus. E and plus, I don't know.
A T? I don't know what you would have called that.
Okay, I assume this is it. Uh, we got, for the first one we got B equal sign?
Uh, B equal sign, let's try it.
Bang, okay, next.
And then we got D, DU, which is the second line.
Bang, okay, done.
Okay, let's move on to the, oh god, let's move on to the radar one with the green dots and shit.
green dots and the red dots okay
I got a T478
First line is too green
I remember I think first line I think is two green dots
so I shoot green
I don't shoot green are you sure?
I'll shoot green right now
What is it?
Say it to me
It's two green balls so I think I shoot first green ball
If there are at least two green balls hit the first green ball
Yes
Did that
Second one is one red ball one white ball
one blue ball oh fuck red white and blue
There's one blue ball, one white ball, hit the empty space.
Okay, uh, third line is... I gotta wait for them to move around again, what is it? It's...
Uh, one red ball, one white ball, one green ball.
What?
Uh...
One red ball, one white ball, one green ball. Is that shoot red? If I remember correctly?
No.
I- I don't know.
No, I think it's a hit in empty space.
Let's try it. Okay.
And then three greens.
So, hit the first- hit the first-
At least, yeah, hit the first screen ball.
And that should be all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm waiting for it to pop back up.
And it's done.
Now we're on the one that we have no clue how to do.
It says Stage 03, there's a big blue circle,
and then there's the bottom word that says blue,
but the text isn't red.
I don't know what we do here.
I think that's a flat.
T26895, give me one sec.
T26895, I think it's the flat.
Sure, I believe you.
On the screen located in the center of the cockpit,
there's a colored circle and several color names
written below it in different colors.
Based on this combination,
the pilot must adjust the flat lever,
the red lever in the center.
Below you can see which flat numbers
should be selected according to each screen combination.
Okay, what's, what am I looking at?
Okay, fucking Christ.
Okay, read me, what does it say on your screen?
Uh, stage 0-3, uh, there's a big blue circle.
Okay.
And the word says blue, but the text is in red.
That's all I see.
Is it a red flag?
Wait, the word is blue?
The word itself is blue, but the color that the text is is red.
Okay, that says flap 30 to me.
Flap 30, okay, let me, how do I move this fucking thing?
Is the circle blue? It's blue, right?
Oh! Oh!
Oh, you...
I didn't...
Did you slam it?
I don't know, I...
I said it to flat 30, it just blew up!
Fucking god damn it!
Oh, fuck!
Alright, go again.
Uh...
Air pressure.
Yep, air pressure, flipping over.
What happened?
Was I wrong there?
I don't know.
I think I have to I think I have to set the flaps in one motion and I think I spammed it
So I think it may have been 30, but I think I have to pull the lever all our numbers zero four six
Okay bottoms 4-0
Some of the numbers is even substitute
Okay, uh, uh, battleship?
Battleship. Okay.
Uh, D-D-D-D-N.
Okay, D-N? D's not D-N?
Okay, D-N, hold on.
D-N, got it. Okay, so first one is going to be C equal signs.
Next one is going to be BU.
let's do uh... compass rotating counter clock wise
your job so much harder than one
uh... clock wise or you say counter
seven one five five
uh... now we'll do the radar
radar
one green one red one green one red
T four seven eight nine three okay one green one ready said yeah, I think that's a miss
Or no exactly one red ball no white balls
Empty space
No, nope it was not that
One green one red
Okay, that's fine. We have red ball green ball
Again, so I think it's red ball green balls. I just hit red again. Yeah, I'm just doing it
okay next one is red ball blue ball and red ball two reds one blue no white no
white ball hit the red ball okay sure yeah okay no one red ball what two reds
one blue two reds one blue two reds
empty no okay if there's exactly oh it's two that's why empty space okay and
And then the last one, we have one more mistake before we go down.
The last one is, I think it's just two white balls.
No, it's a blue ball and two white balls.
Blue ball, one white ball.
It says empty space.
Okay, we're good.
Last one is this flap bullshit, okay?
This one's gonna be really easy.
It's green, green, green.
Two, five, two, three, six, seven.
I'm gonna fuck this up again.
I don't know how this mechanic works.
Okay.
Do you want me to read it to you again?
How much time do we have?
We have three minutes, we have all the time in the world.
I just have worried about the lever,
because I don't know how to pull this.
Let me, okay, let me just read this again.
On the screen located in the center of the cockpit,
there's a colored circle and several colored names
written below it in different colors.
Based on this combination,
pilot must adjust the flap lever,
the red lever in the center,
but while you can see which flap number
should be selected according to your screen.
Now you give me the information.
It's all green, bro.
Green circle, green is the word,
and it's in green.
Yeah, it's all green.
That would be flat 15, though.
Okay, I probably should have started with this one because I don't know how this mechanic works. I don't know I might blow us all up again
Let's see. Oh
Wait, I understand
Okay, did you get another circle though? Oh, yeah now it changed the new stage. Um, the circle is blue
The word is green and it's in green
Uh flap 25
Approaching
Okay, and then the last stage is, the circle is blue, the word is green, but the text is red.
Flot 15.
Oh yeah, baby. We're locked the fuck in.
Okay.
Uh...
There's more?
Thanks. Okay.
Where, there's more? Where's the other red? What am I missing?
It's still beeping at me, I don't know what I'm missing.
Uh...
Okay, well is there something on the screen you haven't touched yet?
No more circles, right?
Approaching, minimums.
Uh...
Oh shit!
Uh, okay.
Oh fuck. I have a keypad.
So, a three by three keypad.
It says...
There's numbers here that say, eight, seven, two, four.
Wait, wait, wait.
And there's a bunch of symbols.
Okay.
One, one through...
Is it one through nine?
No, the keypad has a bunch of symbols on it.
I was just telling you it's a three by three grid.
So it's a keypad with a bunch of symbols.
T59664, T59664, okay give me a sec, I'm gonna ask,
fuck man, the pilot sees a 400 code displayed,
it buttons you need to ask the pilot what the code is.
8724.
Okay 8724, eight, what?
In the table you can find the symbols
that correspond to the numbers.
Eight has a square and then a horseshoe and then a heart.
What?
Got that?
That's the code of top right?
8724, is that what you said?
I need to input a four digit or four symbol
We have 20 seconds
Okay, so what's eight what's eight square horseshoe heart
I'm just gonna assume it's this okay. What the fuck is a horseshoe heart fuck?
Okay, those are three different symbols that I have
That's okay. We go again. We go again. I want to start with that one. We'll start with that one
Okay, we're starting with that one. Okay. 7134. Hold your fucking horses, man. I see what you did there.
359664, T59664. Okay, so I'm gonna read this again. The pilot sees a four digit code displayed above the buttons.
You need to ask the pilot what the code is. You have what number? 7134. 7134.
If the table below you can find the symbols that correspond to the numbers in the code, your goal is to describe the pilot, the symbol that matches each number.
I don't understand how...
So, I think seven correlates to a symbol.
One correlates to a symbol, three correlates to a symbol, and four, no?
I guess it's like a... I don't even know how to describe what the symbol is.
It's like a fucking... it looks like a seven, but it's blocky and has a line through it, the center of it.
It looks like a seven and it's blocky and has a line through it. Is that the first
symbol that I'm supposed to press?
Is that the first symbol? Okay, it worked. Okay, yeah it worked. Okay, what's the
second symbol? One is, I guess, I don't know, a question mark is probably the
Closest to it. I should mark
Bro, there's no question mark here, dude. There's a there's a sideways M. There's a K
There's an arrow to the right. There's a horseshoe. There's a Y
Is there a target or is there a square with an X in it? Yes
Okay, so where you have that? Yes. Yep. Yep. Did it did it. Okay. What do you have for four talk to me?
three the number three and
And what's oh, what symbols do I see?
Yeah, seven one three four horseshoe why there's an arrow to the right there's a happy face
Okay, what's the last one for
I don't know fucking a Y a K an upside down M or sideways them I guess an arrow
Crosshair? What kind of arrow is it bending down in diagonal?
Yeah, it's like a backwards check mark.
Hit that one, hit that one, hit that one.
Oh, nice, we did it. Okay.
Okay.
So now we have four minutes. We're fine. Let's do, uh, let's do compass.
Compass, let me just flip over real quick.
Compass, T69 421.
Counterclockwise, counter.
T69 421.
Uh, counterclockwise is 5027.
Five, zero, two, seven. Okay, let's do air pressure. Two, one, three. Is the top? Two, one, three.
Hold on, hold on. T19283. T19283.
Okay, what's the first number? Sorry. Two, one, three. Two, one, three. Two, one, three. They're not identical.
So that's three, six. Even is three. So that's three and then one of the second numbers.
One dash zero.
One dash zero, two numbers.
Two.
Ah, it said it's one.
OK, battleship.
Let's do battleship.
It's E, E star, or E plus, whatever.
OK, hold on.
T37102.
What's up, 102.
OK.
I'm stressed, and I'm doing nothing.
What is it?
It's E, what?
E plus, or whatever, star, that I said.
Equal.
No, no, E plus.
Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.
We got number one is B equal sign.
And next D, D, U.
Okay.
Um, oh my God, we have a new, we have it.
We could do flaps, but we have a new game that I've never seen.
T67314, T67314, got it.
Okay.
So read me.
What's your, what's your button?
Save your flaps.
Uh, the circle is red.
The word is blue and it's in blue. It's in blue
Okay
Circles red the word is green, but it's in blue
Flap wait circles red the word is green and it's in blue flop 30
What are you sure cuz it's the same one I'm on yeah, yeah flop 30
Okay, uh, blue...the circle is blue, the word is green, and it's in green.
It's not 25.
Try your own thing.
Okay, nice. So now, this is a new one. They threw a curveball at us, okay?
What does it look like?
It looks like you see a blueprint of the plane, okay? You see a whole blueprint of the plane.
Got it, got it.
And you see all the engines. Engines 1 through 4.
And there's a number associated to each engine. Or a code, I guess.
I guess. The engine one is CF-56.
Tell me what's our time, what's our time?
We're so fucked. A minute and a half.
The engine codes are listed in the red box below
by identifying the engine code that is malfunctioning,
showing a red light on the pilot screen.
You need to tell the pilot the settings
under the engine code from the area below.
The pilot must then adjust the engine sliders
on the screen according to your instructions.
Okay, so what is red? What is red?
Red is CF-6 engine three.
Okay.
CF-56, I have code 30.
CF-6 10, 10, 10.
Okay, and then what about split yeah, yeah, what about CF1B?
Okay, what about engine for GE 9 0
Okay, that did not work that did not work, okay, fuck
Yeah, start with engines start with the engine one CF 5 6
6 engine 1 30 ok engine 2 cf 1 b 10 ok cf 6 engine 3 cf 6 is 10 ok ge 9 0 engine 4
it says 15 man it says 15 fuck oh you need all the codes I don't know we've
never seen that one
god damn it fuck okay let's do that one first let's do that one first okay I
need to understand this one I'm not understanding it I guess okay I'm going
back to it. Hold up. It's T3705. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. So read me the top thing that
the engine, whatever engine's failing. Okay, the engine that, oh, the engine that's failing
is CF6 Engine 3. Okay, got it. Maybe, maybe I input it one at a time. Maybe I was doing
something wrong. Hold on, hold on, dude, just read me this again. We'll figure
Okay
Tf6 engine 3
Okay, I'm just gonna click it on this one and see what happens. Okay. That's not how that works. Okay, so we're just gonna assume that still
Yes, okay now what is engine one CF 5 6
Okay
CF 1b engine 2 and
Okay
GE-90 Engine 4.
15! 15!
Oh, we did it! Thanks!
I got it, I got it, I understand.
Okay, okay, compass.
Let me get the compass real quick. T8.
Nice, you got it.
Two, five, three, four, something.
It was not just the red one.
It was all blue.
Which way? Which way?
Counter.
8, 9, 2, 1.
Let's do altitude.
Er, sorry, air pressure?
T4-1-1-2-1-2-0.
He just told you the wrong number three times last time?
Oh, I see.
Uh, three numbers.
A dash dash one.
Dash dash one is one number, okay.
Number shows three, the number displayed number one.
If the display shows one, two, or five, set the arrow to the number shown on the display, so set it to one.
Okay, and then dash dash four, would that be four?
Er, it should be zero, two.
No, that would be five.
Okay, let's do battleship here
Dn Dn
We got number one is see equal signs and number two is be you
Yeah, we could do flat yeah flaps
Ready
Red circle the word is red in the color green
Huh one
Okay
The circle is green the word is green, but it's in red
Flat 15
The circle is blue the word is blue, but it's in red
Flop 30
Yeah, you got that one down. Okay, last one is this fucking this keypad bullshit, okay?
We have three minutes, we're fucking chillin
Okay, so what's what is it started to two eight three eight two eight three eight so number two
Let read me the symbols looks like headphones a Y a rectangle the music note a
A circle within a circle.
A square, a sideways M, a really fucking jumbled symbol that's a bunch of bullshit, and then an arrow to the right.
Those are the thoughts.
Alright, arrow to the right.
Okay.
Second number, what is it?
Eight.
Okay, uh, read it.
This time it's...
The horseshoe box or heart, if you see any of those...
There's a box, I see a box.
Yeah, I don't see the others.
Pick border, pick border?
Yeah.
Okay, so hit that.
Okay.
Three again.
We did two eight three.
Double arrows down and arrow to the right.
Okay so I'm seeing headphones and arrow to the right. Should it be headphones?
Is the arrow hollow or is it solid?
It's full. It's solid.
Okay do the headphones.
Okay and then eight.
Eight is again a square the omega horseshoe symbol or a heart.
Do you have any of those?
I don't see a heart. I don't see the horseshoe. What's the third one?
Approaching, uh, square. Pick border again.
Oh, it's just the empty square. Okay. Okay. Nice.
Look at that. We fucking fried that.
Yeah. That was, well, yeah, it took fucking four attempts, though. We had to keep going.
What? Bro, we got one star, too. That's not good.
Yeah, dude. I mean, fuck.
Holy shit, there's so many in this.
I don't know if that's in the whole demo, but yeah, I mean we can keep going there's probably gonna be more puzzles
Or we just do one with you like to be me. I know I've I mean sure no no back it up back it up, okay
We pick it after we pick the map you want me to try this part yeah in the new map
Yeah, try it. Oh Jesus Christ, okay
No, we'll start off slow. Don't do a tutorial, but do like now. We'll do it in the new map. Fuck it
Okay, okay
Get ready for this is gonna be fucking funny wait till he gets overloaded with this shit. He's got to read on a lot
All right, all right, all right, we're doing it in the new map, so it's going to be new
puzzles but I don't even know how this configuration works so we'll see yeah I
don't even know how this oh Jesus Christ what the fuck is this okay I'm in a
room okay what the hell do I do
I think terminal. Oh.
Uh. Oh, I uh, I just killed us, by the way. No, you just give a mistake. Just one mistake. I mean, I'm just trying to figure out what the house is to do. Okay, here's a book. Manual for cockpit.
Uh, entering this.
What the fuck do you- I can see why you're so confused, what do I do with the air traffic control?
Where do I go?
Uh, yep.
What the hell do I do?
I'll wait till you figure it out.
Yeah, I'm trying to just-
I'm trying to just see how long we have.
The left, I think?
I don't know what plane that is.
Oh yeah, 545.
Oh.
Oh
Okay
These codes for these six nine four two one
What do I do with all these codes you gotta type them into the computer I
Could use a computer. Yeah, which computer?
Okay, well, let's just start off with something small do you got the compass? Yeah
Is that anymore compasses? No, no compass. No compass. I have of course
Okay, do you have the RPMs you have access to that one? I'm looking I'm looking where the house are p.m.
Holy shit, there's so many
Oh my god
Which one's RPM and power?
It says RPM and power on it
Oh, the power knob. That one? Yeah.
It's not a knob.
Is it the RPM of power? The one that we did last time, the fork code thing.
I'm gonna look at it. 30 RPM, 95 power, that's what I got.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. T60471. T60...
T60471. Power knob searching, loading.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, stage one, the first digit of the RPM number indicates the stage where the value should be set.
Okay, then you set three, I guess?
Set three?
Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
The last digit of the power number should be set to the corresponding stage and push the approved button.
Okay, if the sum of the RPM number is less than the sum of the power buttons, the value should be set to the second stage.
If it's greater, set it to the number from the previous stage, stage one.
Okay, so that was what? Three? Yeah, three I think.
Okay, I think.
Oh.
Okay, all right, hold on.
So it's about three for the first one, got it.
And then, did you read that correctly?
It's five.
Yeah, I mean, it says if it's greater, it should be...
Well, you're on stage two, right?
Yeah, stage two of it.
Oh, it's not saying first, it just means previous,
no matter what, it's gonna be the stage two one, I guess.
Okay.
Okay, right?
Are you on stage four now?
No, stage three.
Oh!
Well, if the sum is greater, it should be set to the number from the previous stage, so whatever stage 2 was, I guess.
Stage 2 was 5.
Try to try 5, I don't know.
Okay.
Uh... Stage 4, if the sum of the power numbers is less than the sum of the RPM, is it?
No, it's greater.
Uh...
If it's greater, it should be set to the number 6, okay? 6.
Um...
Dude, this is fucking crazy, actually.
Uh...
do you see what about let's do the flaps right flaps sure I'll do the flaps okay
E50723 yeah searching oh now I get to do this part okay fuck I don't know the
solution here oh my god the circle is green the word is green and the text is
green okay a 15 so does that you hold you hold so you go to the flap you hold
Hold the thing and then you drag it and then let go.
Just one motion, like drag it, let go.
Wait, drag it, go.
Yeah, the lever, the little power level lever thing?
Yeah, I see it, it's not going anywhere, I'm dragging it.
Click it, grab the lever, and then hold, like hold off click and pull it down.
Uh, yeah, about that.
It's not center console, oh, center console, that's what it is.
You said 15.
I think so.
I think that's right.
Yeah, now look at it again.
Second is blue circle, green word, and blue text.
15.
Okay.
Good.
Wait, I think that's right. Yeah, that's good.
Blue circle, word is green.
Texas red 15 okay 15 every time oh yeah it's weird just like put it back I'm
looking for I need you to find me five colors circles we got blue red yellow
okay it looks like a yeah yeah like a little paint little paint thingy yeah yeah
T-92 558
you
We got green circle blue word blue text no wait red red word blue text the planer shaking
Okay, the whole thing again green word green word red or no fully shit green circle red
word blue text
20
All right done, we've got let's do the what do we have here the rpm rpm power power napkin page one
T13
Okay, searching hold on rpm is 31 power is 68
The first digit of the RPM indicates the stage the value should be set.
What's the first digit of the RPM number?
Okay.
The last digit of the power number, is that that?
Eight.
Is the sum greater?
Is the RPM greater or lower than the power?
Lower.
Okay.
So if it's lower, whatever the second stage number was, is that that?
Okay.
and then the last one is the power greater or lower than the rpm
greater
uh... greater senate six
something we've never done before
uh... we got a bunch of fucking
uh... two green boxes on each side with six boxes below that
what and then there's a gray box in the center
oh i code names ish
Yeah, yeah, sure.
E-503 running.
We'll do engine X.
I think it's the decoder.
Probably.
It has a button for it.
Holy fuck, OK.
The decoder puzzle is to press every correct button
under each word displayed in two stages.
The pilot reads the word on the screen.
The tower looks up at the word in the decoder table
and tells the pilot which button to label to press.
Once the first area is two words are solved,
you move to the second area.
Stage one is on the left stage two on the right. Okay, the pilot reads the word on the screen. Okay
Hey, yeah, the word is hey
Okay, and then under hey, what are the what are all the I okay? No
You said okay, and I solved it. I just guessed I think I thought that was it
No with an exclamation point is the stage 2.
Okay, and what are all the words under no?
What, bro, uh, yes, what question mark and press?
What is spelled W-A-T without the question mark?
Okay, and what were the other ones?
Uh, yes, bro, press, what's spelled normally with a question mark and uh, with three H's?
What the f- I actually don't know how to do this.
to do this I don't know a bro maybe bro yeah we got it is that is that is the
whole puzzle done I don't know it's just solved I don't know if that is it okay
I guess green okay let's do engines right oh engine oh engines engines okay
where is that uh engine engines okay e37 8 0 5 this is engine right one through
Engine balance it says engines one through four. Yeah, six is the one Jesus. I don't know
This might be electrical. Hold up. This looks electrical
Okay, it's one through eight. It's one through eight. Oh, it's a path. Is it a path puzzle?
Is it look like the path pathways? T4 11
Okay path puzzle
We're not good. We're definitely dead. We never done this one
The goal is to turn the number lit up in red to green to do this
You need to find out from the pilot which number is lit up in red
Which numbers lit up at six? Okay?
You must be okay based on this number
You must communicate the sequence below the pile tell them step by step which area to turn the knob to in which buttons press
What?
okay, I
Know this is off on start and then a reset button
6 is the one that's off what okay hit one hit one okay one one yeah yeah that
worked did anything change yeah turn green to four I don't fucking know two two
was good to connect it to three three three three three didn't do anything but
it's on maybe four try five no it's gonna be four and then five I don't fully
understand I don't get it either seven eight seven is that on I don't know I
I don't know what's happening. It's all- wait, oh, oh.
It's not turning green though. They're all connected, but it's not turning green.
I don't know. I don't know how Path puzzle works at all.
I'm lucky. Also, I think our high stage one-
I'm so confused. We're fucked, by the way. 35 seconds.
I don't even think we finished the- the words.
I just clicked one and it just reset. I don't understand. Oh you have to do it multiple times is why
The dude this is what this level is hard these extra this is fucking hard
My brains overloaded I'm good. I'm good on this. This is an Alton for angle
Holy fuck my brain's forced
Yeah, they definitely get the tower shit gets. Yeah, the tower shit gets harder and harder. Those were way harder.
I still don't know what that was. I still don't know fully what that one meant by either of them, to be honest.
to be honest. W. W games. Well, I have to find another one. That one is actually not bad.
It's just hard. You have to play a little bit. I mean, the more you play it, the more you
understand the mechanics to the point where you could just like at some point that when
you're the pilot and you read me those things like at some point, I would just remember,
Oh, it's the radar with the gun, the laser, I would just be like, okay, two green balls, hit the first one, right?
All white balls, hit the empty space, shit like that.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I'm gonna let the dog out, you find, you look for games, and I'll be right back.
Shhh.
Yeah, let me just look for games through all of them, stolen realms, isn't this a game already?
This is already a game.
Oh, it's an auto shooter.
You might as well try Windrose before the demo ends.
Honestly, not a bad idea.
I've heard really good things.
What does the demo end?
Whenever SteamFest ends?
Interesting.
Oh yeah, that makes sense, the second.
Yeah, I mean, wait, speedrunners too?
Oh shit, let me get a second one get that cash Kings
Dude this game was hot shit when it came out
Well twitch was a little smaller then so maybe not as hot but
Interesting
What do we got I'm back
Not, I don't know. Goblin company?
I'm just kinda skimming through co-ops.
I know we would enjoy Windrose, so that's always an option.
Yeah, I just said that earlier.
Maybe we could burgle Gnomes, we could Windrose.
Dude, burglig Gnomes is so fucking good.
We need to get to finish one.
We never actually successfully pulled it off, right?
Did we?
He's gone.
No, we didn't. We got four to five done, but we didn't finish it.
Is this the game that Amazon said was going to blow up? Or is this a different game?
I swear it was this game. Looks like it. But it's not Amazon, so I don't know.
log rider
It looks like we look company
Yo, we should play marathon tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be on at like 10 or 11 a.m
Yeah, log riders. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking up. Look it up. This actually might be a barrier looking. Oh
Shit, it's one of the oh fuck my ass. Oh boy
way.
Yo, this game is bang actually.
I'm down, I'm down.
Let me get this one.
Wait, is there a demo?
Yeah, there's a demo.
Oh, I don't know.
You're on the wrong part.
Oh, 3Demo, what the hell are you guys?
Logrider!
Love you.
Apparently this game is fun, but it's only like 2 minutes long.
What about if this is a full game?
Well isn't it not out yet?
I don't know, I have no idea.
Is this part of the steam next to us?
I hope we're just late into the game.
Uh, yeah, I don't think the full game's out.
I don't know, whatever.
We'll just do the demo, I'm curious.
There you go.
Oh yeah, full version. Oh, it is out.
Huh.
Uh, orangutan titties, thanks for the prime.
Thank you, orangutan.
Wait, so the game actually is out, so I don't know, do we just demo it?
Yeah, I feel like we should probably buy it. It's five bucks, right?
Tax right on.
You know? And then what if it's, we actually like it and it's long?
You know?
I don't think it's gonna be that long, but I hear you
I mean it could I guess it could be I
Don't know do we do we
We'll just let's just let's just do the demo
Cuz like what if we hate it?
Yeah, you make it my game is tweaking right now, I said all white family
Open the game
When I open a game my display is all white when I minimize the game. It's not what the fuck's happening
Hold on
There we go, I got it
Nice
I said you look good
Are you talking to me, bruh?
Why are you talking to me?
Am I talking to you?
Yeah, look at your mouth
Hold on, hold on
Hey, let me change to the fucking sentence
Holy shit, you're loud
Oh my god
Calm it down over there, Buster Brown
Alright, done, James
I turned voice volume to zero
Alright, let's go
Jesus Christ
You just changed it to push the dog
Well I just turned to zero.
It changes the perspective real quick.
Log Rider!
Alright.
No, you're still...
So, W...
Bro, it's gonna be V!
It's gotta be V, it has to be V, it's V.
It is V, yeah, I made it zero.
Zero, I made it zero.
It's always V, bro.
Okay, so forward, W, A, C, forward, got it.
How do we turn?
Uh, with our bodies.
Wait, how do we turn?
I don't think we can turn.
Can we look a certain way?
Oh, you face it with your face with your mouse, baby.
Uh, bro, what are you doing?
You're turning it. You're turning us.
I don't know how you're doing, but you're doing it.
I'm looking that way and I'm nobody's not.
Wait, one goes forward, one goes backwards.
Is that true?
Uh.
I'm trying. I don't know how to turn us. It's not turning. It's a literally WSD is not doing it.
Well, so we just go forward and backwards? I swear you're doing something. Oh. Oh, I got it. I got it.
Okay, you're going to go forward. I'm going to go backward. Okay, forward, going. Okay. And that's
Oh, and then back and now if I go backwards and you go now if you go now. Yeah, I'm gonna log like this. Yeah, yeah
Yep, and now we just double straight
Oh, no, I need to know we need to turn a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now we double straight. Yeah
Yep
Straighten out. Oh
No, we're good. I try I try I get it now. I get it. We're good. Yeah, we're good
Yeah, we're this is so free
Okay
No, no, no, we're good. We're just backing up hard. Don't worry. This is so free. We don't even talk to each other, bro
This is so free
Yeah, we're just muted watch your head. Okay
You got to go backwards nice
Oh, it's so free. This is so easy. It's just two buttons
So free
Wait, have that killed you all right? Oh, we're good. We're fine. Why does Chester know Chester? No, Chester. No, I don't sure
Get it
We just go all the way around
I mean we couldn't get hold of you.
Oh!
Turn!
Hold on!
I'm trying not to get hit by myself!
You gotta lock me in, man.
It's fine, respawn.
Wait, it's so easy.
You just respawn, and it's just, you're cheating.
Save it.
You turn me, turn me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn me.
I'm trying.
You know how log works?
There you go.
Yeah, I got it, man.
What do you mean?
I'm fucking, you turned me.
I got you.
I'm turning you.
Look at that.
that's beautiful she'll send don't look don't look I turned I turned on I turned
on an accident okay okay turn me yep turn me I'm turning you go I am God
Send it
Are you just cheese it by doing this it's so free, okay
What okay, we both can't die that's insane. Oh my god, okay. Yep
You got it you got a turn no, no, yes
Turning you
You turn you turn you turn me left. I turn you right. Where are you going?
We're trying to straight we're trying to look it look look look we go backwards together
No, no, no
Look, let me turn let me turn you let me turn you go forward. Yeah. Yeah
There you go see keep it together
bro
you're supposed to turn there man, you turned me, I turned you
I'm trying man
there you go
just a little tap and I'll turn you
yeah yeah, I got you, I got you
god dammit
we're good, we're good
we're good
okay, okay
bro, just stop moving it for a second
okay
to stay put okay now turn me okay we're good okay turn me you have to turn my
side I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying there we go there we go
you will turn me turn me yes yes I'm ahead of the curve on this you're
No, I know exactly what to do and I'm doing it. Oh, I turned on accident
That's fine
Clean clean clean clean clean
Yeah, we did it so well the first time what the fuck happened
Oh
Who cares about the timer I give a shit about a speed run, you know what I mean? No, no, no, no, no, no, we're just going
You gotta turn me. I am. You gotta turn me, dude.
Keep holding W. I have the S.
See? See how I don't let go of W? I just trust that you're gonna do it.
I know. I know. That's what I've been doing.
Holy shit. Look at us.
Yeah, we're moving now.
Yeah, turn me.
Yep, yep. That turned.
I might have turned it a little too much, but that's okay.
You can straighten it out. I'm straightening.
Turning, turning, turning.
Oh, wait. Oh, oh, oh, it doesn't look good, it doesn't look good, no, I want the angle.
We need to back up a little bit. You're going to trick your life.
Okay, the rock is fucking clipping.
Okay.
You're in full control right now. Are you turning?
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Okay, I'm just trying to-
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Debbie.
Oh, that just turned.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, okay.
Hey, wait, wait.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, no.
Fuck it.
No.
What do you mean by back it up hold on this rock is cooked. I'm not gonna lie. All right, turn me
Okay
Bro, we can't make it over this rock man. We need to turn you I gotta go all the way back. I think
What's works? Oh, she
Okay, I'm gonna go forward turn hard
This is gonna turn us I think that's right
Oh my god.
Dude, we nailed it the first time!
She's fucking hurt.
I know.
This is fucked up.
Oh my god.
That wasn't what you wanted.
No, that was me.
That was me.
I turned this.
Let's turn you.
Damn, I'm turning you right now.
Just aim.
Just tap.
Oh, I tapped too much.
I tapped too much.
Perfect.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dude, it's hard.
I was trying to get it.
Oh, I'm trying to get it.
I'm trying to get it.
oh oh oh oh oh
dude it's hard when you just
dude you hold it for a second and it whips it
don't worry i'll make it
i'll make it it's fine
turn
bro
yeah yeah you gotta go forward
oh i'll hold that
we're stuck
no what do you mean you're not holding forward hold
i've been holding more we're good we're good
i was holding s so you gotta turn me here
wide turn w
wide to wide to one
no no you just trust me i had the turn
you gotta turn me
I know I am. You gotta go forward.
I'm holding it.
There you go. He barely made that.
Got to turn it more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we're mobbed. Look at the sprint lines.
I know.
Turning?
Oh, fuck it. Full send.
No, no, no.
Okay. Line it up. Line it up.
Wait, maybe we go slow. Maybe we go slow over this.
Yep. I think we...
Oh, that doesn't look right. Do you turn me here and I tap W?
I... try?
Hold it.
Alright, I think we send it.
Okay, no, it's angled wrong hold on back it up
Okay, W. Oh my god
It's so why is the rock clip in us fine fine
We are so in tune with this log I know it's crazy like we're losing to the rock
Yeah, the rock is fucking bullshit.
Turn me?
Yep, S, yep, yep.
Look at us go.
We are a lion, you know, we're a fucking anime character.
Turn a little bit, yep.
Holy shit, what do you-
Yeah, when you're going that fast, I think it just whips it.
Is this good?
This looks kinda good.
Don't you, you think?
Yeah, with a little bit of tech, little-
Tap, and then...
Okay
Why is it so often it was perfect the first time? Oh
We gotta go back we can't we can
Turn
Trying hold W. I mean I am I'm stuck
Oh my god, this is so hard
Holy fuck
We nailed it on our first go and now we just can't do anything yeah, I don't know why it's so hard
I think it's because our logs are not fully on the... you know?
Let's just clear this.
I think that's why.
because our log was floating.
It's here.
Do we go on the left side of the rock?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't sit in this.
We got to go on the left side of the rock, I believe.
You know what I'm saying? See how it's flatter on the left?
There's a clip on the right. I'm turning this right a little bit.
Okay, can you turn us here?
Oh, trying a little bit.
Oh boy.
Oh.
Was it good?
And then you...
Oh...
No! No!
Bro, it's so hard!
I swear the way we did it last time is we full sent it, and it just worked.
We gotta do it slowly, I think.
What's what happened in your fort?
Turn us!
I think we got a full send it like full speed mox 5 okay well I think no I think
we I actually think slowly might be a better option a marker line really yeah
we just have to be centered with it and slowly tap you don't think Mach 5 right
here no mox speed oh maybe maybe we fold full full this one yeah yeah oh it
turn just too much no okay okay let's straighten it out we're gonna go slow
here forward forward's perfect forward is lovely oh yes yes yes all right
forward turn me I'm trying thank you you have to like get a little bit like you
know I have to like push it forward I don't think we can go around this by the
way both of us can't die that's what needs to happen here all right okay your
turn my you're gonna go turn your way a little bit okay do my turn do my turn okay
okay I'm gonna turn yours
oh forward I got a nice nice nice nice just knock me the fuck out of this one
turn it turn it turn it go forward turn turn turn turn turn you back I'm trying
to turn you no turn I'm turning you no no no you're turning the wrong way no
No, I'm not I'm turning you you were going left
Why can't we turn it all?
I'm just holding W okay, we're going backwards
There we go, all right, okay, we both can't die here
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh no
No.
Can we fucking flip this around?
Why are we going sideways?
What?
Okay, push it out of the way.
Fuck it.
Oh, we...
Back up.
No, no, no.
Okay.
We need to back this up so we can at least...
We can't get through there now.
Yeah, we can.
We just gotta angle it.
How?
We're going...
Like sideways off this rock, you know what I'm saying?
Why are we trickshotting?
We have to know full speed full speed ramp. Okay, ready?
No, you're turning us. What are you doing? I'm not on W. I can't be turning us. Okay. Jesus Christ. Okay
Nice nice nice keep going. Yep, bring this out
And send it
No, there's a way there's a way I think I got to give us a little bit of a turn stop turning us man
I'm back in the log up. What do you mean stop turning us?
Now I need to turn you yeah, that one
Go forward. Why are you going forward? Oh my fucking god, dude, I'm gonna crash out
Okay, turning
Maybe if I hit myself into it?
What if we what if we'd like an ant you know like just like kind of squeeze through one at a time like you know
Like half half of our logs in okay
Well, that they just won't work at a single but like throw it put half of our log in like an ant and then just saying I know
You're saying but we need to get you killed. I'm like I
Don't know. I don't think it's gonna work. I think it's actually over
Yeah, no, it's over. We have to reset reset sure. Yeah, we have to
We have to get this in one blue. No, we're good. We have to get this in one fluid motion
We can't move the ramp like that. I'm telling you be an ant
I don't know what that means. Even if we get through we can't move anymore. You know
Oh
Big turn
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Okay, now we'd be an ant
It's just cooked it's actually good
Yeah, I might be just like in my fucking head
Respawned respawned it's fine. We got this. We got a big thing. It's like a two-minute fucking devil. Hold up. You've got
I'm not I'm not holding anything
Well, you should hold fucking W. Which I could turn us turn me
Let's go
Turning you
Yeah, this really is just like a two-minute game actually, but fuck we can't get through it turn me
Listen you only fucking let go of a key
Never actually what do you mean? We have to know like a car. No, bro
You just hold W right like a car. You know you gotta let go the gas sometimes unless you're electric
Not really
That's clean, that's clean.
That's so muddy.
Oh my god.
That was...
What?
How did I just fucking die?
I hit thin air!
Air!
Oh, sorry, I was unfocused.
Fuck!
That's such bullshit.
Turn me, turn me, turn me.
I'll turn you, don't worry.
God, we did so good.
You gotta keep going forward though.
I'm holding W. I don't know what you want from me.
I'm turning you. Go forward. Okay. Turn me.
Go wide here. Turning you. Turning you.
Oh, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
Oh, okay. Hold on. Turn me. Turn me. Turn me. Quick.
So clean. Okay.
Okay. Hold on. We both can't die here.
Okay, I need to turn you a little bit so go forward a little bit right and try it yep
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't just send it. You need to turn me. We're gonna start it. Okay. Yeah, turn me turn me a little bit
I'm trying a little bit. Yeah, we can't send it through yet. We need to be close
Go backwards until we get a nice
Okay, a little bit more a little bit more Austin Powers. There we go. All right. Go. Oh shit. Oh
Oh, oh nice we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good here. Okay
Now what?
Back up turns turn turn turn. Okay. We're gonna do it just like Austin. Wait, wait, wait, wait, you're gonna get it
We have to do it when it goes left not right. Okay. Okay now
Give me a turn turn
Don't wait. Thank you
That's fine
When I have to turn you I have to turn you I'm going to wait wait wait wait wait Michael
It's not fine. You're in this loop now. It's okay. Get me out. Get me out. Just give me out. How how
No, don't fucking kill me to we go back to the beginning. I'm fucking cooked
Okay, wait wait wait wait for the love of fucking God, okay, you're gonna go forward win this go for now
not now. Not now. Not now. Not now. Not now. I can't move. Oh, oh nice. Get out of there.
Get out of there. Okay. Get out of there. We're good. Okay. Okay. All right. Wait, we should
go backwards now. Kill it. Okay, this is fine. We're fine right here. We just need to turn.
I'm going to turn us. You go forward. Okay. Forward and I'm s-ing. Okay. Now
we're going to fall backwards and you're going to turn us. All right? Oh, oh, oh.
W I'm gonna turn you again. W turning
Okay, break the S. Yep. Okay. Go go go go turning turn turn. Yes. Okay turning a little bit more
Fuck the chest fuck the chest turn me left. Oh
My god
Wait, we did it almost well. This is the final stretch. What the hell are these fish, bro?
I don't know. These are piranhas probably that take us out the game. We don't line it up
Line me up. Line me up
Um, we just have to pick a timing do we do you want to do we floor it or do we just like we floor it we floor it
I think we can gaps in between hold on one say oh, it's random
It's random it feels like
Okay, go
Yeah, we just floor it we just commit I'm gonna hit the side. Oh
Back it wait wait wait wait we have to get off the bridge or straighten it out
We got this.
Slowly.
We getting off the bridge or are we straight now?
No, I think we're straight now.
We need to make sure you're not hitting that pillar.
Yeah, I know. I need to go more.
There we go.
No, it doesn't look good for my end.
A little bit more.
Back, back, back, back.
Are you good on your end?
Turn me, turn me, turn me, turn me.
No, I'm gonna hit it.
Oh my god.
Oh no! Oh no! Michael! I'm moving! I'm moving! I'm going to turn you! I'm turning! No! Stay up!
Dude, it hit the fucking... I swear we're fine if it doesn't touch that fucking thing. Oh my god, that bridge.
Bro, I'm so disappointed. We gotta finish this, right?
Yeah, we have 100% we're right there.
Turn me, man!
I'm gonna crush out!
Don't fucking sleep on it!
Turn me back!
I'm literally turning you!
How are you...
Fuck!
Back at a...
Why is it turning right more, man?
I'm not even holding it.
S-ting?
There you go.
Well, it's off the momentum, right?
If we don't have any momentum, we're not gonna be turning.
And if we have too much momentum, we're gonna turn hard.
Oh, perfect. Okay, we're locked in.
We gotta be locked in. This is not good. I think I need to turn us a little bit. Yeah, like that.
Oh, I'm gonna turn us a little...
What?
Air. It's fine. We're lined up perfectly. We're lined up perfectly. Send it.
Oh, fuck. We're good.
Okay, your life is fine. It's fine.
All right, we're good. We're good. We're good.
Sometimes your guy just falls.
I know. He kind of just hits air and fucking dies.
We nailed this part like three times in a row.
So we have to go a little bit wider. I'm gonna let me turn control here starting to turn
Starting the big descent turning beautiful. Oh my god textbook. All right, so I'm gonna turn us into this
Don't worry about it. Just hold w. Oh, I turned a little bit too much. I saved it. I saved it. We're good. Oh my
Okay
I'm straight. I'm straight. Do we floor it at a timing? Yeah, I'm straight. I'm good. Okay. Yeah, we're gonna do it on the way
Wait, I'm gonna count it. Okay. See when they're both at their highest point on each side. Uh-huh. That's what we're doing
Right now go go go. I fucked up. So I said it said it said it. You're good
Yeah
um i'm fine oh i'm all right i'm all right oh okay we're fine in between and no i turned it
the wrong way okay we're fine it's always me man it's always me it's turning you all right
all right i'm gonna turn you full w okay hold this back it up oh my bad bad bad bad bad time
I
Have you're gonna yep turning
But the trees bro fuck it's fine. It's fine. We'll make our way around turn me
Turn me. Oh, can we not make it through here? Yeah, this might be you have to why can't we make it on the other side?
Just we're gonna turn me one of us is gonna die and the other was gonna stay alive, right? Okay, I'm straight at this hammer. All right. Yeah, oh
Oh, I hit the fucking thing.
Okay, we're gonna do that again, but you need to turn me a little bit more.
Okay.
Hit the far fence, you know what I mean?
Sure.
Okay.
And send it.
You wanna return us?
No, W, W, W, oh fuck, we had it.
That's not W right here, W right here?
I'm stuck.
Fuck, man.
Alright.
And angle.
I'm gonna turn us.
Oh my god.
Shoot.
Oh my god.
No!
No, you almost backed me up into it.
Okay, you're dead.
Now what, now what, now what?
Okay, we have to get my side turned, I think.
Or we just turn your side, you know what I mean?
Turn us up.
What if we just floor it and it'll slowly turn us?
Yeah, I thought that would work a little better.
I mean, it's turned us, but here, we're going to...
Alright, you ready to back it up?
Huh?
Turn me?
You ready to turn?
Turn, turn, turn, turn.
fine. A little bit much. It's fine if we have this strat that we have this
strat. It's good. All right. Give it back it up. And back it up. And W and turn.
And I'm gonna turn you now. Whoa, no! Okay, okay, okay. We're gonna back it up and I'm
gonna turn you. Holy shit. All right. Back it up. Go! Back it up a little bit more.
Okay. Turning. Turn. Okay. All right. Okay, we probably want to avoid that, huh?
We're doing that I guess.
Yeah, we're having a hard time.
Damn, bro.
Turn me?
Hard turn, hard turn, W. OK.
OK, we're back here.
OK, we've got the game figured out.
We just need to line this up correctly,
and we can full fucking throttle this bitch.
OK, so let's get on the bridge to see what happens
throughout the log, right?
OK.
Turn me a little bit.
You going to turn me now?
Yep.
I'll turn you a little bit.
Okay, fuck.
I'll back up.
Give me a little bit.
Nope.
Not too much, fuck.
It's okay, it's okay.
Alright, I'm gonna turn you a little bit.
Go ahead.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, so what happens when we get on the screen?
Does it move us?
Looks like no.
I'm definitely, okay.
I'm definitely gonna hit the left side.
So I need to, we need to go straight.
I need to slightly turn you, and then you need to slightly turn me, and then
I need to slightly turn you.
I think this is how it's gonna work.
Ready?
Okay, more.
It's gonna be more than that.
W W W. Yeah, yep, yep, yep. Oh
You good respond respawn respawn respawn
Okay, let's get out of here. Let's get out of this mess. I'm just gonna miss this
I'm trying I'm trying trying turning turning turning turning. Oh, hold on. I'm stuck. Hold on. I'm turning you
I'm trying to turn you I'm trying to turn you I'm trying to turn you
No, no, no, dude. No
Fuck
fucking demo dude we're so good I know it's just like it looks so good and
then we just touched the fucking bridge fuck sorry it's fine just fucking you
just you just slightly try to turn and it cranks it sometimes
What the fuck just happened?
That turned so much...
I can't even get past the first fucking shit not to me.
Holy shit.
R's game I've ever played, I think.
I love other just two buttons.
Ooh.
Nope.
No, we had that!
No, we did it.
Oh, we so had that?
turn this no we did not it was angled what you were gonna fall up to the right
I was close a clear for sure you think it was a clear yeah I think so oh fuck
oh fuck I think okay not again I think we cleared it we're going fast okay
we'll try it we'll try it full clear
Are you gonna turn me over?
I was looking at chat, I'm not gonna lie.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Lock in! Lock in!
Sorry.
We gotta beat this game, we're fucking it, I didn't turn it, so I was looking at chat.
That's okay, that's okay.
There's a two minute demo by the way, that's what someone said before we started.
Well it is if you do it first try, but nobody is doing this first try.
Let's stop.
I mean we almost did.
We were owning it.
No, pure luck.
Oh, that's not lined.
Okay, let's go slow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was just gonna slow it, line it up.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, don't like that.
Can I turn me a little bit?
We gotta get on this rock.
Just the air, just fucking, just fucking.
Just looks okay, I think.
No, no, no, it's angled way too much under your side.
Okay, okay.
I gotta turn this.
That might be okay.
Ooh, too much, too much, too much.
Yeah.
All right, that's it, that's it, that's it.
I think, I think that's it.
Nice.
Oh, fuck.
No, okay, that's fine.
I almost died the air, though.
Actually.
okay turning us this one's no problem yeah you got this one on lock yeah we
got a wide sorry
we're gonna go wide here yep love you
nice all right now we got to be this to it
holy shit we might die from way too fast yeah I knew it I knew it we were
You did the going too fast. God damn it!
Oh my god.
Bro, the speed boost is kind of gnarly.
Ah, it's just scrimmable.
Okay, hold on, I'm back in the room.
There we go.
fuck man it's crazy you can't go too fast
going too fast is a fucking throw it feels like
Okay, okay, I think that's good
I'm gonna die
Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We're making good product. Turn me hard turn hard turn. Okay. Yeah, sorry. I thought it was me
The more you play the more the worst you get I feel like it's crazy
okay that sucks that's okay that's okay not too fast yeah yeah not too fast
okay I think that's not too fast not too fast okay all right we got it lined up
I'm going back first, fuck it.
Okay, turn this hard.
Oh, no, that's my turn.
That's my turn.
You're going to go forward now?
Go forward?
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Look at us.
And we're doing a skip.
Look at this.
Wow.
Look at us, yeah.
All right.
Here we go again.
All right.
I think we had the right idea.
We need to start on the bridge.
I think we had the right idea. We need to start on the bridge. We just have to somehow line it up better.
I think no matter what, we're gonna hit bumps and it'll get fucked. But like, this is okay for me.
Okay. Turn me? Oh, shit. I got a lot of opens.
Oh shit, turn me, you have to turn me, oh it's fucking cooked, oh my god it's fucking cooked,
no no no no.
We're sideways!
Oh my god we're not, oh shit.
I got this, I'm moving.
We're literally sideways, what are we supposed to do here?
You have to turn me hard.
Yep, as soon as I'm alive.
Oh my god.
hard. Yep, as soon as I'm alive. Hold on. Let's do it. I'm turning, I'm turning, I'm
turning, I'm turning. I got a W, W, W. W? Okay, you prayed for my downfall. Bro! I'm
So play the game
I'm gonna hit the pole
Nice, okay, wait don't get hit moving. I'm moving. I'm moving. I'm being a hard turning you. I'm turning you
Oh, okay, too much too much. Okay. That's fine. Maybe we just clear it clear this like hit it hard
No, no, no. You gotta turn me. We gotta get straight now.
Okay, hold on. Move. W, S, W, S, yep.
Okay, W. Oh my god, I'm getting spawn cammed out.
Dude, we might be here all day.
No, no, no. It's only 34 minutes this time.
This next one, we got it.
Dude, that was so fucking funny, dude.
Just dying dude.
Dude, you're just getting spot camped on just sitting there.
I couldn't even fucking focus man.
That was so much pain.
Oh god, it turned me hard.
I don't know why I'm saying it like that.
It turned me hard.
Turned me hard.
This is a banger.
This is a great co-op game.
I won't even lie.
If there's other levels and stuff, oh man.
They got a gem on their hands.
I'm going to slow down a little bit here though.
Turn a little bit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's line her up.
I think that's good.
Uh, no.
We got it straight in.
Yeah.
Alright, that should be good, you think?
Yeah.
Ooh, okay.
Yeah.
Yep, that's okay.
I actually thought we were gonna clear that.
I'm sure that achievement hit your head ten times.
Fuck yeah.
Oh, I got that years ago.
Getting fucking bonked by that hammer.
I got bonked like ten times in one little sesh.
All right, turn me, turn me.
Holy fuck, dude.
My stomach hurts.
This is the run.
Dude, that's how I felt when I was playing the gnome game.
Dude, there's something so funny about what was happening.
I know. It was just so fucking troll.
All right, let's not get the speed boost, the fucking anime speed boost.
Let's uh...
Yep, line her up.
All right, turn mine a little bit.
Yep, trying.
All right.
Is it? No.
you fix it overdo it overdo it a little bit too much too much
I'm gonna probably die but no that was the best one we've done by far oh how did I die
we slowed down just hit air I swear on that one you hit a rock and it just
boxy about all right no you're turning me a little bit why is it turning oh okay
back up back up a W never gonna lie yeah I got this full control me or W
huge wow all right we're not gonna go over there yeah we're not gonna go as
fast just let's straighten it out you got so we make oh okay okay straight me
Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah, it's perfect send it. Oh, that was too much
I'm turning you yeah forward all right now go
Nice that was the best one to be done. Can we even out here stop pick our timing next one and go
Stop
That's cute
Big fucking problem now we're getting it now. We're getting it
37 minutes later
Fuck this fucking bridge. Okay. No, not fast. Not fast. That's bad. I think
That Debbie for you, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. And the more
Okay, I got a s I got a s I'm missing. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay. Yep. I'm okay. Oh, you're not okay
okay turn me oh no oh no I'm moving okay yeah how do we do this we get
through here yep yep yep yep the term you pretty oh my god it went through the
fish went through me and I got fucking sniped we could actually be here all
day I'm not even trolling that is so fucking hard it moves you every time
you win shop my fucking chat's gambling for points right now they don't think
we're they don't think we're gonna succeed but this is the this is the run
right here my head my head Michael
Okay, okay. Up and out of him, up and out of him.
That's good. You good?
You good? Like it? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it.
Okay, okay. Turn it, turn it. Let's fucking reset here. I'm gonna go backwards. You
have to turn me though. So we're backing up. Awesome powers.
Over. We're on your, we're on your turn.
Oh my bad, my bad, I'm fucking an idiot.
There we go.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Oh, too much, too much.
How the hell do we get out of this?
Okay, well, we...
Especially...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We reset it.
Okay.
Is that good?
Yep.
Yep, turning...
We got...
No, no, no, I got to turn you a little bit.
Hold on.
Try that.
Okay, crank, crank you.
Oh, oh, oh, good.
Is that good?
I think we sent it.
Yeah, yeah.
I might die?
you might die I think you're dead so we're good best one yet all right turn
you you know to do here this is flawless every time
you got us you got us you got us
Oh, that's a little light.
I'm out.
It's a light.
It's bad.
All right.
Turn this.
Not too fast.
I think that's good.
I gave us a little turn there.
That was bad.
Okay, I'm turning.
Okay.
Setting it.
Okay.
Bro, it's always me.
It's always me.
It is.
Okay, we're almost here in this.
Okay, we're getting to the W.
W, W, W, and I'm turning you.
Okay.
Like that.
And I'm turning you.
And W.
Nice.
Did we get here fast now?
In like less than three minutes?
Yep.
Real fast.
Are you turning it?
Wow, this looks good.
Send it or no?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got a little out of myself.
I don't think we could ever full send.
I actually think it's just like we got to wiggle.
We got to...
It's just a bumpy, man.
Yeah.
Turn me, turn me a little bit.
Now you got to turn me a little bit.
yeah
but you have to turn me no
now i'm turning you
you have to turn me
okay
why is it turning so i'm tapping
dude
i actually like awesome powers
let's just get on the bridge
let's get on the bridge first
okay i'm good
i'm good i'm good
i think we inch
Yeah, yeah, I'm turning you. I can't do get we gotta go faster to turn you is the problem
No, what is this night?
Also, why are you always dying man lots of fucking dude, there's more fish on my side. I don't know you offer me
It's random
No, no, no, that's it's a pattern
Fuck fuck fuck
Trying it's when the logs are floating like this. I can't turn
They'll a full log needs to be on the ground
What if we okay here now what if we what if we do the bridge backwards?
We can't do it it doesn't even matter cuz we're in third pop, but like it literally doesn't matter
But I'd like to see where I'm going
that was your turn man it was a mine is that good no that's not good that's good oh no
we were good all right all right I'm letting you go I'm letting you ride then no no much
fuck
clean
Fuck it's almost an hour we got okay. We at this point. It's gotta be under it's gotta be under an hour
We gotta finish it under an hour
2 minute demo by the way, alright, it's fine, I'm used to it, it's fine.
Oh shit, that was fast!
I just slightly tapped it dude.
Oh my god, what do you want me to do about playing the game?
I
Know we got a lock in I'm locked. I'm fully locked
There's some sub one hour
Oh, this is dogged. Our angle is not good.
I mean, it's great. I'll get hit in the head, but it's fine.
It's all good. I'm just so sure.
Our angle is just so bad.
Good? Like it? Love it? Have it?
Yeah, it's okay, but we'll send it.
Oh, no.
No.
Oh, okay. That's fine.
This is a new one.
Forward and back.
Oh!
it up your floor again I don't know if we're good
I'll come in I'll come in straighten me drag okay
you ready and stop
for something middle I thought we floored all the way
we can make it that way I don't think oh my God
we can't make it that way oh bro
I'm trying to get you killed you're gonna get us both killed
Turn case it's fine all good all good
Oh, that was nice.
I'm trying.
You're dead for sure, but that's okay.
Okay.
Well, like you could have saved me there, but it's fine.
No, I can't.
I can't.
Forward and turn me.
Okay, now you're going to turn me, okay?
Whip it.
Oh, why are you turning me?
What's happening?
Oh, God, I don't know what the fuck.
I let go of my keys at that point.
Turn me!
No, we're just going to have to hit our way, like back and forth.
There we go.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you hit me or what?
No, no, no, no, no.
Alright, let's go.
Dude, 45 minutes, we got this.
Alright.
I know you're thinking what I'm thinking here.
We're not gonna floor it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not floor it.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're on here.
Oh no, no, I'm hitting, I'm hitting.
Turn me a little bit.
Just a slight tap.
On bridge, on bridge.
Tap.
Now tap me.
Okay, I'm gonna tap you real quick.
No, Tammy.
Okay, I'm gonna have to go first.
Pat me a little harder.
Okay, I'm good, I'm good.
Thank you.
Okay, good, good, good, good, Tammy.
Oh fuck.
I'm sitting here.
Did it work?
Oh, no.
I'm moving.
I'm trying to do-
I'm trying to do this.
Okay.
I'm gonna turn-
You gotta turn me.
Turn me.
Okay.
We're back.
Turn me.
Turning, turning, turning, turning, turning.
Yes!
the promised land okay we can't we're good it's over it's over thanks for
playing with them we did it holy shit straight me out straight me out oh my
god you just need to get past that halfway mark and you're in the clear
there's less fish over there you fell off the log a total of 92 times
Your top speed is 6, Shroud hit his head 35 times, you fell off 66 out of fucking- Dude, there's a leaderboard this guy has 1 minute and 34 seconds!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAAAAT?
Bro, these people are fucking freaks, I tell you.
Dude, I love how there's actually a leaderboard, that's fucking brilliant.
Dude, 1 minute 34 seconds is insane.
I swear that guy's probably a speedrunner for one and for two he probably has hours in the game. Can I like right quick as shit?
No, I can't
That was what what that means is you amazing what did that mean is duo is also 134
Why does he not have a 134 duo up there?
Maybe cheating
Cuz I can get play as a person
That was actually amazing
Maybe he has the full game
Don't know
Holy shit, I think I legitimately lost years off my life. That was amazing. Honestly. That was a great fucking demo. I
Don't think I enjoyed quite as much as you but I did enjoy it. It was fun. I loved every second of that
I was fucking I think everybody probably enjoyed watching that. I was ridiculous
They just wanted us to succeed or fail, I don't know I
Think both
Dude I want to steal some more shit in the gnome game man fuck. Let's go load up load up
That game was fun
We're going back in fuck it. We're no man again. We never even finished it, bro
No, I know we're not even close to finish yet
Burglars gnomes up in any game mods go
So you died 66 out of the 92 times
That's fucking crazy actually
I don't know why I want to play this gnomed game, I just, I don't know, did we get anyone
else involved?
Like Hannah involved?
Again?
I don't know, is it three?
I think it's four.
Okay, I mean yeah.
It takes two seconds.
Are you going to go with five?
I'm going to go with five.
Oh you go to 5?
Yeah it's up to 5.
Got me?
Joining?
I'm just infinitely
I was throwing you around
All right, let's fucking rip it whatever let's just do it. Let's just rip it where's the rip button. Oh
All right, no time
Okay, what we're gonna do what we're gonna fly
right you know be fun if there's game modes in this game where you're like
hitting up a mansion like a 15,000 square foot mansions it's like and it's
like an hour and it's like an hour and a half you have to fucking lock in wait
like a heat like a raid almost yeah I'd be a gnome raid like eight people my
sense is so fast chill blow up a human I didn't even know you could do that
What do you mean blow up a human?
What
We got bombs I'm guessing come on up blow up a human is insane. What do you mean dude? What if he's got TNT?
Well, I hate this. Have you ever seen this house layout?
Get kitchenware I'm gonna go for kitchenware
Yeah, I turned off the room. What do that? Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this, uh, is coffee kitchenware?
I think so. I don't know, actually.
I'm just gonna try to throw it out the window.
We'll have to even break any item.
We broke one.
We can break one.
Yeah, I'm going for a throw.
Oh, well.
Nice.
That works.
How'd you turn off the Roomba?
It has a button on the top of it.
Oh, it almost like a...
I'm gonna break this TV.
Help me break this TV.
Hold on, hold on, I'm coming.
Wait, we don't need to break a TV.
It's breaking the item.
We already did that.
Oh, we already did that, never mind.
That's what you did.
Oh, that wasn't kitchenware then.
We need like forks and spoons.
Forks and spoons, OK.
Yeah, I got a spoon.
Nice.
Should I grab a plate, or will plate break?
Really?
Oh, he's here.
Run.
I'm taking this fucking hole.
I'm going to throw a plate at him to distract him.
Oh fuck.
I hold out.
Oh fuck.
Is he on you?
Is he still on you?
Yeah, hold on.
Okay.
I'm going to go grab the spoon real quick.
I'm hiding.
He's looking for you.
I'm hiding.
I'm jiggling him.
He won't see me.
I'm just, I'm a normal gnome, not the one that moves.
He's near me.
way
I need to get a clock dude
I hear you we need to fucking to blow him up how is that possible
there's probably a grenade or dynamite TNT
the kitchenware should be easy though
did you do the toilet?
yeah I'm gonna flush myself
okay flush yourself we got that one done
I'm gonna do the spoon whenever he leaves
He's camping me I think.
Imagine your toilet just flushing to the backyard.
It's just shit everywhere.
Ah fuck.
I'm going to go in from a different entrance.
Yep.
I'll go in his bedroom. There might be a grenade here.
If I had a grenade I'd put it in my bedroom.
I'm here too.
But the problem is I need to grab that.
I'm going in the closet. Maybe it's in here.
Let me check the vanity.
Is there a grenade in there?
Uh, nope. There's a joystick in there.
We need to gather a clonk too.
Wait, we can throw shit out this window. This is great. Good stuff.
Dude, what is clonk? Is it...
I don't know, just grab them, throw in all this perfume out here and shit.
Bang.
We don't have the eyeglass to know what clonk is, but...
Clonk I think is like metal. Anything that's metal.
Okay, well, I'm not sure if you think that counts, maybe.
The joystick's plastic, I think.
I think that's a metal inside it, no?
Another vanity, hold on.
Nothing in there?
Nothing?
There's a fucking...
ball here.
Oh, an A-ball.
Q-ball.
Yeah.
Q-ball, A-ball.
I got it.
I got through it.
Maybe some time.
This isn't...
clonk.
I
Fucking yeeted that yeah, that's a good throw shit
Okay, we need to do that the spoons. So you have whip it and then a
got it I
Don't know where so we steal any kitchenware blow up a human gather clonk. We don't have any clonk
You should this closet. No, I didn't I'm looking for the spoon because I want to get the spoon
old man paints his nails hey man I paint my nails so we all do
we don't have any long either by the way I climb this is too high up dude I don't
think there's any so he's on me he's on me he's on me he's on me he's on me he's
on me oh my god where's the hole where's the hole where's the hole where no
Oh fuck, fuck, he's got me!
Okay, okay, you're dead probably, but that's fine.
I don't know where he's putting me.
He is...
Oh no, he's putting me in the fridge.
I'm in the fridge, bro.
I'm in the fridge.
I need to throw this out, though.
Help!
It's cold!
Oh!
I'm getting you.
Don't worry.
Oh, I'm getting new.
Don't worry.
Oh, my hero.
I got you.
Do I steal this stuff?
Uh, I got the spoon here but I can't get it out of the window.
I need to be able to f**k this bitch.
Fine, I'm gonna take it in here where it's easy.
What was that noise?
Okay, I think I'm okay
What do you mean sounds good second
He's no here he's camping me. I'm being camped in the kitchen
Okay, well I'm doing tasks don't worry. We're good
I'm still getting camped
Okay, done nice we need to blow him up and gather clonk
Clonk is just metal, but I haven't seen any metallic objects. Oh
Ooh, if we could get up there, I think that's metal.
There's a toaster in the thingy.
Dude, he's camping me!
I'm actually being camped.
I think he's stuck.
I deadass think he's stuck.
Okay, well, do you want me to do anything to him?
Oh, no, he's going.
He's leaving.
Oh, he's coming to me.
Come to me.
Wait, not coming to me.
Oh, these cans are probably metal, right?
Oh, you're grabbed.
No, no, no.
He grabbed someone else.
I'm not there.
Well, he didn't grab me. I don't know what he grabbed, but I'm still safe grab the can in front of the fridge
Whatever you can get it
I mean, he's still in the kitchen bro. I mean camped hard. I just was in the kitchen. He was fine
They're just lock in and you're not locked in it's kind of crazy. Well, he's senile man. He's staring at the fucking ceiling
Do I try to sneak out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, try to sneak out. He's pretty stupid
Hey
Okay, I'm out this kind of clock
Yeah, it does it does what I got one clock
I'm gonna grab the second clock
Okay, he's boiling a rat right now he's cooking up a rat. Oh, that's what he grabbed he grabbed a rat
He's killing a rat right now in a frying pan
This sick fuck. Alright, I got two clunk. Mike, I got two clunk.
Okay, nice you're carrying.
I had to take a rat hole.
Okay, two clunk done. We need one more clunk.
Wait, what? What the-
I found a fucking grenade!
Okay, I don't have two clunked. I didn't count as one.
Dude I have a grenade. I just fell out of the blow him up. Yeah, yeah, but we still need to get clunk
How long do we have seven minutes? We're all right. Oh, we got to clock. We need one more one more metal one more metal. I
Don't know how we're gonna do that though. I don't know where the metal is
Even fucking wait, I think I just figured it out
Me come to me come to me. I got metal
No, no, I might be able to get out. I'm fucking carrying get ready to blow him up
Okay, how do I okay? I don't know just somehow figured out you got that I got it
I got it. I'll blow him up come to come to Papa Papa's got a stick of dynamite
Hurry up. Hey
Nice you blew him up. Not yet. Hold on. It's coming. There you go
All right, you got to get that clock out because the evil dwarves are coming. I'm getting it out. I'm getting it out
I'm trying my best to fuck the flying pin.
Okay, should I try to help you or just flush myself out of here?
No, no, I got it, I got it.
Okay, I'm gonna flush myself.
Oh my god, this is the first-
We did it, we did it, we did it, we did it, we did it!
We literally did everything.
I broke my legs, but it's fine.
I'll recover from this, I jumped out the fucking window, fuck it.
Flushing myself?
Alright.
Come on, let's go and make it up here soon.
Wait, that was the first time-
Yo, I love you!
That was the first time we've ever completed every checklist.
Oh my god, yes.
We still have to get away from the evil gnomes because we killed the man.
Yeah, we got it. We're already headed.
We probably have a countdown for this shit.
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm right behind you.
Ah! The evil dwarf is next to me, your gnome!
Oh shit!
Oh shh!
I'm going back to the mushroom kingdom.
Just yeah, I'll be there soon. I'm just saving up Sam.
Make sure you watch Sam. Watch your step.
Am I safe here?
I think so. Just hit E.
Is that our extract point? I don't understand.
Holy sh-
He's beating my ass. I started the extraction.
You're good. You're good. I'm getting out. I'm getting out. Oh nice. We're good. We're good. We did it
We didn't even die either. I got knocked out, but yeah, you're fine. Oh my god. We actually fucking own that
So now now it happens. I've never cleared the whole checklist in one day
We probably get a new one for day two they become harder. I believe
You know that one this kind of curves and you I didn't see you blow them up with that better
It's fucking sick. Yeah, he was kind of just that he was an idiot. He was stuck
So what did we get what kind of crafts?
Nothing.
All good.
Oh, I mean, gravel, clonk.
We got a lot of clonk, and we got plaster.
We can make a smacker to kill some spring shoes.
We can make two spring shoes.
We should make those.
I like that.
OK, you make one.
And then I'll make one.
And then I'm going to make a smacker, too.
Oh my god, look at this.
You can combo it.
You can be hop.
How are you doing that?
Oh, I just hold it you just hold it
Wait, this is huge okay, and I have a smacker so we'll fucking smack some rats
Can we make can we make another smacker?
Can't make it that's fine, it's fine. All right day two we got to send it
All right, we got this shit. I feel like we already finished though, technically.
We did what we wanted to do for sure. I don't really know how you win in this game.
I don't either, honestly. Because we've only lost, so...
Well, that's not true. We just won. This is an extraction, yes, extraction
Shooter are taking over actually see any items from a kid's room deal any personal hygiene item
stab a roach
Well fuck I have a bat. It's not a knife
But you think we could bounce all the way to this window I don't think I think it has a height of it. Oh
Yeah
Oh
Wow
This is a kid's room I
Don't know I'm gonna just throw this ball out the window
Why should you keep jump wait are you dead?
Yeah, I'm dead
Leave my shoes there. I'll come get them. You got to pick me up. Oh my god. You gotta get me you gotta get me
I didn't think it would go to the ceiling, man.
My bad.
Wait, you don't even take fall damage with sick.
Yeah, yeah, no fall damage, just bounce.
Watch your head, I guess.
It's still an item from the kids room, still a personal hiding item, travel to the stairs
to establish, break any item.
That's one life gone, boom.
That's all we're going to do, we're going to need it.
I need to get my shoes.
I'm hoping you can get them.
He just wanted to...
Wait, remember when we were really...
We were looking at that...
That dresser really, really high up?
Yeah, that shelf and we were like,
How do we get this?
We could do that now.
Yeah, I can't get up here though.
That's kind of fringe now.
Maybe I could throw the shoes to you?
I don't know, they were on the floor.
Bang.
Oh, great.
He's here.
He's leaving.
I'm going to try to throw the shoes out.
Oh, no, I can't.
They're not pick up the couple.
But they're not? You have to press E on them?
Yeah. I don't know. I can't even grab them.
But I think you might be able to, because you don't have them equipped, but...
Fuck, what a waste of time I've done.
Okay, I'm going.
See the kids room?
Nice
I got back
Jesus, yeah, you could literally yeah, you could kill yourself with these easily holy shit
Wanted anyway, what's the kids room? Oh, it's this
Okay
Remember the mouse traps we might want to trigger them if we can we could take teepees easier
I'm gonna trigger this one
Trigger this one as well
Feeling this that action figure from the kids room I got one now in the kids room as well. Can you grab this oh?
Oh god, oh god, okay. I got it. Can you reach? Yeah, I got it
All right, we got to get the rest of the kids room whatever we can hear
Nothing in there
Nothing on the bed either. Oh wait up here. Can we still a shit? Oh my god, that's probably big value up there
Yeah, see that as I left on or whatever
Here wait come back. Oh, I was gonna say trigger it
Trigger like a trigger today. I'm gonna try I'm gonna knock that down for you. All right. Hold on
I'm bringing this down. Boom bang. Okay careful the trap
You'd need it. I think you need to look for a knife my boy
You think you can get that out solo? Yeah, no way really
Yeah, I got it. Don't worry. Yeah, look for a knife. We're gonna stab a roach
Easy enough. Oh
Fuck oh fuck you saw me fuck fuck fuck. Oh my god, wait, I'm kind of crazy. I
Actually, I got it out
Oh my god, I'm crazy.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep working on the kids room, alright?
Okay, I'm gonna look for a knife.
It's probably on the kitchen counter.
I'm dead.
Okay, do you think it was you, I'm guessing?
Fuck!
What happened, dude?
Dude!
That's like what just happened to me is like the definition of like you know when you go bend over like a desk
And then you lift your head up too high and you smack your fucking head. That's exactly what just happened
I was unaware that the fucking rim was there, and I just smacked my head and fuck
Okay, alright, I'm gonna go save you then
What's that?
Oh, I hit the knife. Oh my god. I smacked my head into the knife. How the fuck did I do that?
NOOOOO!
That's what you did! You hit the little sail!
HAHAHAHA
Are you doing fucking what?
What did I hit?
The brick kind of like
had a corner, like it kind of edged out, you know?
That is such fucking bullshit, this says no fall damage.
No, it wasn't fall damage, you bounced off the ground
and hit your head on the brick that was sticking out.
Oh my god dude.
That is so cringe.
Wait, does that mean we lose completely?
Yeah, I think it goes back to day one now.
No way.
really have anything no we have stuff still we can sell my shoes yeah yeah oh
we still I think we're gonna do the same one again what I think it was
telling us we failed why would even respond us then I don't know I think it
was telling us we failed yeah I think that's what that was
fuck dude, we don't get any of that loot either, fuck
I guess you gotta be lit on fire too
okay
in spawn I can be lit on fire and die bro
yeah, yeah, yeah
fuck you now
What a what a not cool way to lose there, you know we died in the same way
Are we still on day two or days this day one before we start
Oh
I'm so sad that was such horseshit the way we both died probably you fell on a knife
I guess and I don't know I died I died in the same way
You know how like a kitchen counter like like a table hangs off the side
I was trying to mantle up so I was bouncing and then I hit my head instead of
Manifold like I whipped
Somehow there's just a little fucking lip of this house. Yeah, you could see it. You could see it. Yeah
This is just not even flush like this is not a real house
fucking brick foundation like give me a break
Fuck you know, what do we need gather clock so any item from the living room flood the toilet breaking the item sabers
Just not bad. Saber is kind of annoying though
Maybe throw up for me. Okay fucking
You're good at throws it though pretty good
Well now I have to find a way up. I don't have my spring shoes. Oh nice. I got a steel knife.
Here's a bread.
I'm st- no I was about to crash out if I was stuck again.
In the same fucking uh, in the same spot.
I was about to crash the fuck out.
Who makes cabinets like this, bro?
Where they block each other?
What are we doing?
Bad news, there's no knife in the spot
where there'd normally be a knife.
How is a fort or a spoon not clocked, by the way?
How does that work?
Is it not metal?
Bro, this is metal. I hear metal sounds.
Um, well this one's gonna be hard, I don't know why.
I found a... cigarettes.
I found some ciggies.
Yep, nice.
I don't know where this guy's at, hopefully he's sleeping for a little bit.
I found something from the living room.
Oh wait, we did get one clock.
Was that you?
It did count.
Uh, no.
Yeah, that was me then it's the silverware counts
How do I get up here, I didn't move the stool
You think I could stab a roach with a fork or do you think I need a knife wait don't don't move that yet hold on
No, I mean maybe I don't know
No!
Bro!
I got it.
There we go.
You helping me move this?
Um...
I got it.
We gotta ring in the kitchen.
Is it even faster?
I don't even know.
You know you could take this out for mad materials?
I think we could do it with our springy shoes pretty easily.
You can jump through
No way it doesn't go over this no way
Okay, let's work. Let's work. I should get up here. Oh
Big value here big value. No, there's a window here window. Yeah. Yeah, yeah big toaster gone
Whatever this is big metal
I'm not strong enough
Sorry my life get there
Yeah, we're doing good we've gotten a lot better at this game. Yeah fast fast, too
We gotta trickle these drawers. What is I found a pistol nice? Well, we don't want to kill him
Maybe we get it out. We don't want to kill him here. Let's take it out. It might be worth money
It's gotta be clonk at least
It has to be. It has to be a fucking shitload of clonk.
We should be done with clonk after this.
Wanting the toilet's gonna be really easy, stabbing a roach is tough.
I saw the guy in here though. I don't think there's anything here for us.
Break any item. What? Okay.
How, though?
Okay, clonk is done. W?
He's somewhere near me in his bedroom.
I love the toilet.
Got the knife.
Nice.
Okay, so I gotta stab a roach. Where are the roaches? Have you seen one?
Uh, yeah, I smashed one earlier, but...
What were we taking about?
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Are you taking a peek?
No, but I will. Right now I'm flooding his toilet.
Okay. I'm looking for roaches, finding none.
It just flushed me and didn't...
How does a flip...
Oh, he's out of the toilet.
I don't know fucking...
How do I flush or flip this?
I got a dart.
Okay, well I don't know where a roach is, so for now I'm just going to leave this knife in the living room, I guess.
Wait maybe I could spawn a roach by dropping food on the ground or something
Actually, there's one in the sink if you need it. He's in the bathroom so
And get this door open I'm gonna throw food in the dining room, right?
See if Russia's coming
Boppy Boppy Boppy's coming he's coming he's got I smoke Siggi. I smoke Siggi. I smoke Siggi. I'm just like you
Oh, you're like that I
I thought I thought there was like that thing that's Ziggy Bros, you know?
Yeah, I'm gonna flood the toilet.
Yeah, flood the toilet and then we need to stab a root.
You know where the knife is?
Yeah, it's in the living room next to the kitchen.
We've got nine minutes. We're in good hands here.
I have an item called a scrappling. I don't know what to do with it though.
It's like food items.
Oh I found a- there's a cockle there!
Where's the knife? Where's the knife?
It's in the living room.
Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Where?
It's by the center console.
Yeah, I see it. I'm traveling.
I lost my legs.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm gonna flood this fucking-
Come here. Yeah, flood that?
Get that towel? Yes.
I
So come here real quick we're gonna take this to the living room, okay
Take what right here fast travel living room, then there was a roach in here. You just lost your arms
There was a there's a right here I
See is it dead?
You don't have an arm I got you wait. I'm missing an arm too. What happened?
You good I got I lost my arm, but it's fine
I'm hiding. Okay. Let me know when you hear my way. I can come back
Jesus
Yeah, you just do your thing do your thing. He's got me. He's got me grab the grab the knife kill the roach
I'm fucking I'm going I'm going to hell
wait he's gonna put me he's gonna put me it's good I don't know where the roaches
it left he's throwing me out the house bang I'm alive though oh I have the knife
I'm wielding it I'm looking for a roach dude our gnomes are real yeah you
don't know the front doors open we could steal mad shit now okay I need a
roach that's it he's looking for his gun but we stole it right yeah okay
Nice nice nice. He's actually in the spot where the gun would normally be. That's crazy. You kill Roach. No, no, no
I'm looking for one. I haven't found one. He got away. I
Just cut my own fucking body in half. I'm dead. You're dead. I hit the door with the knife
Yeah, nice somewhere at the front door. It's happening
Careful picking it up. I sliced myself in half on it
What was that music music no, oh we finished something wait I
I stabbed the roach. I think he ran to the knife
Oh, some shit. Oh, I got the knife grab the knife grab the knife
Are we looking we can know we could we have six minutes. We could do it
Let's get some big items. You want a signal?
Amazing I'm gonna get this knife out. We picked it up
Let's steal we can okay, we're not fed or he's coming for me
He put the knife in one of the kitchen drawers, just wrap it around through the dining room.
I'm going to steal his tape.
He's following me outside.
No way.
Does he have a knife?
No, he has nothing.
He's just, dude, farmed right now, farmed.
He's coming back inside.
I'm in the mushroom.
He tried to touch my mushroom too.
Okay.
He's coming back inside.
He's going towards the bathroom.
I'm trying to throw this out the window, but my arms are not like yours.
His knife is in one of the cabinets near the front door, nearest the front door.
He's just camping the front door in this fucking asshole.
Yeah, I got one thing out.
We're just trying to farm, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I can't do anything.
I'm getting camped.
He's following me up front again.
To the tip.
Maybe I need to shoot this like a basketball.
I'm gonna shoot this like a basketball.
Okay, he's in the kitchen now. He's in the kitchen. Careful, careful, careful.
Oh, yeah. Basketball's the play.
Does he see me? He sees me again. Dude, this guy's got all the axe.
Fine, that's fine, that's fine. As long as we don't die, we're chilling.
That guy's a fucking prick.
Wait, can I see those mirror?
Oh
Fucking reach with your little arms bad
But you next week run around no, no, no, that's I think our little guy. Oh my god
Okay, holy I
Think we have one life left after that. I think we leave I think we leave we take that we take that
Oh my god, that's good though, fuck you, get out of me, I think we need to leave, we need to leave, we need to leave, we just take our own, or our own, fuck.
That was so scary.
You see my item, what does this item do, do you know, this little food scrap?
I do not.
Where's Bummy?
I think you live, right?
I don't know.
I mean, you should have.
We go back to base.
Holy shit, that was so scary.
I died to a cat, bro.
That bell, by the way, says five out of three tasks.
Yeah, we did.
Did I do that?
Yeah, that's why it scared the shit out of me.
It was so loud.
Oh my god.
You're on fire.
Oh, no, you're not.
You're coming back, right?
I guess I'm on here.
check mark thank you know thank you
it's actually on
yeah yeah invite him he just went off he just went off steam i think
yo that gave me a fucking heart oh there is
this guy he gets spit out
fuck yeah
he's using void what the hell is the void button
you should come and discord man what are you doing
where's the void button i don't even know
it's going to go around oh mercy right now
fucking oh v wait what the fuck did you say
me or v v
all right you guys really steal some shit not in game
i don't hear you in the game either well what
It's that your your mic be
Hello, Amy
Now why does my
Do we mute it do or something?
Newtody sensor disabled we can have full cocks out
Yeah, I can't talk in game. It doesn't actually work
I'm trying to talk in game. I'll work either. Hello, Amy
No, Void doesn't work for me. How does it work for him?
Open mic? What if I go open mic? Hey, I'm open mic. Can you hear me open?
And even open mic doesn't work? Yeah, my voice chat just doesn't work. That's fine.
He'll just communicate.
Bro, look at this. We gotta use in game, bro. You can feign death.
Yeah, look at this, look at you.
In vain death.
You think that fakes out the people chasing you?
Maybe.
Oh, I died.
Get in the fucking discord, man.
Yeah, we can't talk in-game for some reason.
I'm serious, I can't talk in-game.
It definitely makes sense to do it
to talk in-game though,
because it's more immersive in the sense of like
if you're in separate rooms,
you can't like communicate, you know?
Yeah, it's a little harder with Void.
I'm using in-game, I'm already getting mad at TJ.
Yeah, he's pissing me off.
Fine.
Pro.
I can communicate with me through sign language.
Alright.
Good luck, TJ.
We're out of play.
Okay, I can attract roaches, break any item for, break the television, steal any
item from the dining room.
can't see TJ's first task let him open those pretty good let's break a TV oh
look another book damn I'm getting good at the whips break that TV yeah yeah
Yeah break that shit. Yeah.
Oh, not right enough.
Slam that TV.
Well he actually can talk to him.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Oh no.
I got you, I got you.
Give it to me, give it to me.
I'm trying to get up hold up I got it nice nice nice okay steel canned food
go into the kitchen
wait bro
I'm trying to get a canned item, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, I look around.
Oh, the Frank pan.
Good, or is that good or no?
Yeah, that's good.
Good.
Let him rip.
I'm gonna steal some bread too, fuck it.
Wait, where's the-
There he is!
No, get up motherfucker, get up, get up, get up, get up, please!
Please, what are you doing?
No!
Okay, well I've...
I
Riffin six, bro
Oh, what's here? I think TJ's got got I think he's I think he's got he's got got yeah
Can you do this suit so which this? Oh?
No, he doesn't he doesn't have he's not got yet
The spring shoes are OP
Yes, they are yes, they are he's ripping a city
Tejas oh, I'm dead
actually no wait you tripped them you tripped them oh wait no he's looking
again I don't know how I just got by him you know I'm gonna go take the
search system real quick I guess we need to break two more items I won't say my
head oh there's a car car you didn't get the car I flipped it and why are
you driving upside down I don't know it's flip thank you
I can drive it, I don't know what to do.
There's a side of the house.
Yeah, I know, I couldn't drive it. I got in and it just...
Oh, he's throwing a book! He's doing it! He's trying to throw something at me!
TJ RUN!
He's like, what the fuck is this guy driving in a car?
Yo, I'm so fast!
There's not a lot in this house, man.
It's going to break some items.
I can't find items to break.
You going to try to take this car or what?
There you go.
Take it.
Got it.
Big.
That's a lot of items.
Yeah, we've got some good shit.
Let's take this toy too.
Okay.
Take this ball.
Check it.
This is the strap, by the way.
Yeah, you could bounce with it.
I did it with the frying pan.
Take this ball.
Here, check it. This is the strap, by the way.
Yeah, you could bounce with it.
I did it with the frying pan. It's tech as fuck.
Oh, I missed it.
Alright, I hit my head.
We still got a steel canned food, and we have to open-
We have to open this- this- this bathroom.
No, I know.
Here, I'm opening it. Cool.
Alright, uh, travel through the sewage system,
Steal anything from the dining room wait we gotta steal shit from the dining room. What are we doing?
No, I know I know man. I don't think teachers doing anything. Yeah, what the hell? It's just being at home
just
In everyday life. Did you get the sewage system? Yeah, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it
I flush
All right, um dining room
Can't food I'm getting I'm in chase right now
He sees me, but he's fucking up heavily. I don't think the car is worth anything because no one's taking it
Yo, yo, I'm gonna throw these on the floor Mike. Are you ready? I am not next to you. Take these
I'm over here. I'm over here. I'm by you. I'm by you. I'm throwing shit on the floor the utensils
I'm in the kitchen
I'm taking this bread. I don't go
I think this cutting board too, fuck it.
TJ's just ripping sigs, bro.
He's not even playing.
He's a no, man.
He's living.
I stole a toaster.
Is this you, Justin?
At the fork?
Yeah, that's me.
Can you take it?
Throw that shit.
Yeah, throw that shit to me.
Damn!
Holy!
I got one more for you.
Come here, come here, come here.
I'm gonna get this for you.
Or you can get this clonk.
Don't fucking stick yourself in the oven.
Yeah.
I got one more for you.
Come here, come here, come here.
I'm gonna get this for you.
Or you can get this clonk.
Don't fucking stick yourself in the oven.
the oven there's no way you could whip this can you are just gonna yeah you're
gonna do the attack
he's going I can't get it out oh no I'm stuck I think he doesn't see you yet
you're gonna get time let me help you he's fucking he's he's doing a dance
Hey, he's doing a little dance.
Can't food.
Is that a can't food in the cabinet right there?
That right there on the top?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
I don't know what this guy's doing.
He's two stepping.
He won't catch you up there, it's fine.
He's two stepping?
He's doing the T-Fu Goop dance right now.
Oh my god, I'm almost done.
That was close.
I'm trying to grab this thing.
Oh, oh.
Wait, I think we just did everything.
Oh, no, we need a dining room.
going
oh he grabbed me grab me grab me it's fine I got it out I got it out I got it out
it counted fridge me he's bridging me he's trying to fuck him up
TJ's squaring up right now oh don't give me what look at me for guys I'm in
the fridge hold on hold on tj's got to get you he doesn't even know how probably
he's got to jump with extended arms he's got you I trust tj's tech no he's
doing nothing right now he's on the dining table getting fucked up thank you
I'll tell I got calm for TJ he's still he's two-step I rip my arms off that's
fine he's fine he's fine I forgot we're like oh no TJ we need that don't
throw it up to get grabbed but he's
being a rich oh yeah there's another
okay we need to steal stuff from here
I know I know I know the TJ through a
fucking fork over here it might be
inside the the room but in the room but
yeah through it okay yeah he can't
get me on the table don't worry he
He sees me completely, I'm gonna dip into a rat hole maybe?
We have six minutes.
I'm gonna go into a hole.
He's checking you, he's checking your cover.
I'm wrapping around.
Yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.
He's looking for you now.
Oh no, he's going back to me.
Oh my god.
He's, I don't know, he's lost.
He's by me, he's by me.
I'm trying to get him.
He's on me?
He's checking the cabinet next to me?
No, he's not, he's not.
He sees me so.
I'm just gonna disappear.
I just died.
I ran into the house cap, it wasn't cleared.
No.
You gotta get Teage.
He'll reset in a second.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
We got four done, but we can't
full die.
I'll get you back.
I ran past him.
No, that fork!
That fork!
Spoon!
To the right!
Need that!
I have not been worth it. Did it make it? I don't think I made it. Oh, did that make it? I don't know. You're safe in here. You're safe in here. It doesn't matter.
No reset. Did you get that out? I don't know. I think so. It stuck on the door frame. She just in the fucking fridge.
Did I get it out? Yeah, you got out. Okay, I need to go get my fucking shoes back.
When you get TJ, TJ, you're stuck in the front.
Oh, your springs are stamina.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna use some whiskey out.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead.
At least I got the whiskey out.
Oh, shit!
I'm getting TJ. I think he might be full dead, though.
TJ's still in here, rolling around!
Hey, yo, he took his whiskey back this mother
You put the whiskey back in the place dude, we need one more dining item one more one more
This count how's this beaker? I think I got an Alexa speaker
Alexa plate that's mosquito. Did you check these cabinets? We've got four minutes
you check these are no like uh when were you hidden where I died I checked the
bottom ones on the top ones
a gun nice
throughout we kill should we kill him for a good measure yeah fucking murder his
it was just murder him at the last thing we get out of here you work I'm
Where is he? Where is he?
I don't know, he's got to be my T-day. I heard T-day screaming.
I hear screaming in the fridge.
Shoot his ass! He's burning him!
Fuck me!
Shoot him!
Hold on! Hold on! Help me!
He's dying! He's dying!
No, don't fire! You're going to shoot me!
Let it sing!
I got somebody shots
We gotta get out we gotta get out
It was murdered.
Get out!
Oh my God!
Bro, what the fuck?
I didn't even know you could shoot yourself.
We got a gun, we got a gun, we got a gun!
Can we just throw this?
Uh, yeah.
We're gonna pick it up.
Where's our gun?
I guess we can just bring it.
Yeah, just bring it.
That scared me.
W.
Alright boys.
Good raid, good raid, gentlemen.
Good raid.
Great raid.
great raid I wish to do just get discord so I could tell him it was kind of funny
here it was kind of funny yeah there's cuz funny hearing him void from the
fucking other room though screaming for his life that was pretty funny our
book doesn't work though I don't know why I don't have it muted or anything I'm
no idea why
I
Know you can craft here at the well at the well tj
Get you some shoes you hear me and gave me it now tj the shoes are big the shoes are big
Yeah
Hello, you hear me. Hello. I can't hear
I can't hear you, Mike.
Fine, guys.
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello? Fuck. No, this is work.
Fuck. Why does it work?
I don't know. No.
Damn, we have so much clonk, dude!
Yeah, we actually own there.
Breakdown steelables into their components without having to drag them out of the house.
Wait, so you can just break that down? Does it count?
Like as you just get that, or what?
I don't know.
As homemade, I'm gonna make it.
I wanna see the full game.
The full game of this is gonna be so fun.
Hey, Marathon tomorrow, big day.
Big day, actually.
Oh, it's freaky, bro, what is this?
Oh, give me one sec, I gotta check on the fuck.
Oh, I see him, nevermind.
He's right here, gotta check now.
Wait, maybe if I turn this on... Hey TJ, you hear me now?
No.
I just think it's BOT? Why? Who knows?
Yeah, I mean, I put, I mean, I mean, what am I saying?
Marlpoa 1 stream reveal?
Oh, what is it?
Is it before or after Marathon launch?
What is the Marathon launch?
I think I'm going to be playing Marathon at like 10 or 11 a.m., but I don't know
if that's the actual launch.
Play, test, launch, I'm.
February 1pm, so that's 11.
What happened?
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
What happened? We were trying to throw you off and it just you auto mantled
Damn yo
Start it
Okay, okay relax
Wait, I did think I just damaged my pickaxe. Oh, no
PoE is 11 a.m. PSG
Oh, and then Marathon launches at 10 I think.
I think Marathon launches at 10, and then POE stream at 11.
Why is your mic on the default not the selected one?
I mean that's the same thing, right?
TJ, he's not in there.
He's on the discord.
New layout, new layout.
Can we just use, can we just use spring shoes and open the front door?
Yeah, for sure, but look at this.
It's got a deck now.
Nothing over there.
Hold it.
I thought the game was whack, it's Pog, I mean what, let me talk about it, Marathon?
I'm excited to see the progression that it has, because this is just the demo, like we
can't even do anything.
Okay, what do we have to do?
Steal something to drink, shoot a human, break the television, flush an item down the toilet.
I'll flush an item real quick.
I'm going to look for the television.
Why am I not going higher though?
TJ kills the health. TJ's dead.
No. No.
I guess that's another thing. If you used in-game VoIP you would never know.
You would never know?
He's already died.
Yeah. Until they caught me like so.
Why from flying here? How did you open the door with the knot? Oh, I guess I
Had to go bring TJ back
Gather frangles frangles, it's the
One of the currencies
I'm talking
no oh he just saved me I got grabbed I grabbed who saved you the man from dying
he actually just saved me oh you were gonna die instead it's huge trap he's
gonna flush me down the toilet I think we're good thank you
wait I see him are you next to the man Justin yeah he has me in his hands
He's not dropping me in the toilet though. He's actually holding me fucking hostage
He's not doing anything. No, he's just two stepping wall. I just squeezing my little chest
Bro
I think I you guys are free. I'll tell you when he lets me go
I'm just fucking oh, I see him in here. I see him in the bathroom. He's just fucking can't figure it out
He's old then it is what it is
okay he didn't figure it out he's still he's turning around he's finding another
method oh no he asked me in his head he's not gonna go after you guys he's
just running what is he gonna do okay
where's he gonna put you throw me out the front door he opened the front door
that's big okay so why you'll get here he's come back come back
shoot a human we know for this guy's gun
You didn't break this TV
You think I think you just took a shit or TJ flushed himself
Dude I have so much stuff so much stuff. I just gonna get it out. Oh, no
I'm taking the mousetrap or something but the mousehole I'm dead
There was a mousetrap on the other end. Or I just broke my legs, I'm not sure.
T-Day, go grab it.
Wait, I'm not that, I'm not that, actually, I just broke my legs. I'm okay.
Okay, I got something to drink, I got something to drink.
Can you get it out though?
Oh, God.
No, I got grabbed again. Please throw me out the front door.
I think he's taking me to the bathroom.
Yeah, he might be pissed.
No, it's looking like bathroom.
OK.
Where's this guy's gun, bro?
It's bathroom, for sure.
I might get flushed, unless he can't figure out a gun.
I found a grenade and the gun.
Grenade and the gun.
OK, well, you want to shoot him?
He's in his bug animation.
Come to me real quick in the bathroom and shoot his ass.
You got about one minute.
he's gonna do this little dance
make a little love
and then he's gonna let me down tonight
uh... they need to uh... they need to fix this guy for sure
i'm coming i'm coming i'm coming
i'll fucking kill this bitch ass
but the problem is when we kill him we don't have a lot of time
be turned back we have to done don't we yeah we need three minimum it will be
three
Oh, no, no, no, save him.
Oh, what the fuck?
He'll come back to you in a second.
He's tossing me.
Holy shit, when I toss.
Ah!
Oh, no.
He just got it.
He'll handle it.
He's got it.
through it you just got it
grab something quick through I'm gonna grab something in from the fridge to
drink wait the guy disappeared oh yeah he's getting oh fuck well what is going
on here
No, I keep breaking it. Where did that can go? Fuck!
I'm just stealing what I can before the gnome show up.
He's still got the gun.
Hey, shoot him down, buddy.
He might be shooting the gnome.
No, I'm watching him shoot the body.
Yo, take the gun with you. Take the gun.
Get that gun out of there. He wasted all the bullets.
Get that gun out of there. Nice. Good throw.
I don't know, maybe they're not on this map? I have no idea. Well, I had something to drink,
and I- Oh, it's right there! There it is! Get this out!
We have some cream out, I think. What are those, cream? What the fuck? It's just a floating
Hello
Damn, hey, is this so free wait no zero no zero. Oh shit put on tj put on tj
It's on tj it's on tj
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck get there get there get there
I
You beat my ass Justin, that's fine my boots
My boots okay, okay, he's going back. All right, I'm gonna get you up and then you're here
I'm gonna distract, okay, I got it. I got it. We're good
I sort of beat his ass
We know TJ's never seen that
Freaking out while he has a slap at him. Oh shit wait last last day, I think
Dude we got so much out we didn't get we didn't get the frags, but whatever
Oh
A lot of stuff no meing gloves can't afford not going to get any the frangles
You can make shoes. I don't know if you guys shoes now. You also make a backpack. Yeah, I did
Is our normal overlord happy at least I have no idea
He's happy
I'm actually so excited for this whole whole release of this game
I'm saying that's follow them on Twitter follow the dev company. Yeah dates
Day four we never made it this far. No, yeah, I mean we barely made day three. I think one time
All right, let's do it I
Think there's a total of five days because in the demo it said five house layouts
And I think each day the layout changes, so we've never seen this house layout
we're going oh this house looks huge does it not this house looks huge yeah
looks pretty very much a lot different oh wait no I think we've been here before
I swear guess we'll see when we go inside
yeah we've been here a shadow on the left yeah I totally remember this
maybe different on the inside yeah probably it said there's five layouts of
maps I think.
I can't get up there.
Uh, then maps just keep repeating if you keep succeeding.
They just get harder, right? Break any items. Like, the tasks get longer.
Oh yeah, we've seen this map.
What is it? Gather, grabble, break any item, taze a roach, stab a roach.
I was going to see if someone would taze a roach.
What's how did I not just one shot that row so we good
Okay, we need break any item that should be up here
Oh
He's on me
Dynamo boys, Dynamo
Oh, he actually left
Oh, I got him in a trance
I got him in a trance
Oh, he doesn't even look at me
He doesn't even look at me anymore
That's how much I'm working him
Alright, we got the break done
What's gravel again?
What would be gravel, Mike?
I don't remember. I don't know.
I'm gonna be honest, I could keep this guy here forever.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you can kind of bug him out. The air is not great.
Yeah. I literally could have him locked down forever.
Oh, he's changing. He's changing.
What did he change? What did he learn?
No, he just, uh-oh.
Yeah, he saw someone else.
He saw me.
Yeah, eventually he just gets pissed and grabs a fucking gun.
He's like, I'm over this shit, the noob's gotta die.
Well, he already broke six items.
Yeah, no, we're good.
We need...
Oh.
Okay, TJ got grabbed.
TJ got grabbed.
What was he talking about, David?
That's fine.
I'll follow.
I think he's getting flushed.
wash which is fine because we get a task a task oh no he's getting thrown out the front of our door
I'm gonna blind him
I'm dealing with a toaster, it's like real life
okay that one's done
I'm going for a world record. I'm going to steal this whole fucking house.
A world record.
Oh, I almost bashed my head in.
I'm going for a world record. My goal is actually to steal the house. I'm not kidding.
Oh my god, we are fucking out of date.
Yeah, no.
Dude, I'm telling you, I'm setting a record right now.
Like, the guy just won't have, he won't have enough time to pick all this up.
That's how fucking, that's how much shit I'm grabbing.
Love you.
You check all this? All these drawers?
No, no, no. I just hit the cabinets.
I don't know what the fuck is this, is that scratchable?
It is.
That's scratchable.
Oh
No, we're fucking crying literally you killed yourself
Yeah
God I was just so locked in, I was just in the fucking zone, you know?
I was just in the zone!
I got so greedy, that's on me.
Looks like TJ is maybe?
Only?
Is TJ going for you now?
Yeah.
Fucking, look at me fly right now.
You get to the roof?
No, but you can get higher for sure off of this.
Try to bounce to the roof.
Oh
Yeah
Did you make it I didn't see
TJ found a fairy that wants siggies Lizzie you want to use
At the at the base at base bring bring bring
I don't know she wants way of one cigarette
I got it, I got it, I'm coming
Watch her look at me off the roof, off the roof
Hey girls! W!
Holy shit!
Okay I need you to stop
Chill
Okay chill
Give her the syggy, give her the syggy
Oh she gave me an eyeglass
What the fuck, she just leaves like that?
Thank you!
Lizzie the city queen I can't believe you made it I didn't get to see it because
I you spawn me it took it was hard cuz it wouldn't mental right away but it made
it eventually I'm the last jump we a taser and a knife
Oh, this is 10 gravel, this one.
Okay, he's got a gun.
He has a gun, he has a gun, he has a gun.
Oh shit, he's pissed.
He's pointing it at me backwards right now.
Behind his back, he's trying to skill shot me.
I think I got him bugged
No, he's looking at TJ. Where's the taser Michael motorcycle
Dining room, maybe I don't know you grab the gun from there, I believe
TJ's TJ is
We're good. Wait TJ got grabbed. I know he's gonna grab, he's gonna grab right now. I can't do anything about it.
I think he's gonna throw him for the front door though.
At least he's not shooting him. Yeah, he's not shooting yet.
It's gotta be in the kitchen, the knife, right? That's the only thing that makes sense.
We checked the living room for the tazer? Uh, no. Give him a check.
He's drinking water from the sink
Yeah, the normal people do
Well, that's that's not what you do
Remember the sink
Yeah, but okay yours doesn't count though. Here comes
I'm ripping a sacred
He's opening fire. He's opening fire
No, it's just you Justin. It's just you I got it
that scared the shit out of me I didn't think I would get blasted there I actually forgot
he had a gun do we even have response left I think so
we're done three out of five
the roof
I can't stop bouncing
we're back in business
he owned you guys
he ripped that singy
we got
Yeah, it would be cool if we could use the light but it doesn't work it'll never
for TV outside I got my shoes yeah I'm trying to get being what was a good
throw I just threw a fucking racer out here I got you okay
Why don't we just fucking, you know?
Here, toss it up.
Can I take this cat tree?
I don't think so. It's interesting that that's there though.
Well, the cat spawns soon. It's getting later in the round.
There's a rat in the loose! There's a rat in the loose! I repeat, there's a rat in the loose!
A rat? Did he die to a rat? Why? TJ's dead.
Yo, we still don't have a taser.
but it may be in here check this
we check the bedroom
all over fire
okay we're good we're good we're good he has it is not opening fire
i'm safe i'm safe
jay's at the front door
Oh, okay. He didn't get his shoes. What do you think? Oh, he's full dead. Yeah
I don't think there's I don't think there's spawns left. Let me check. Oh, he's haunting me
But there's one more respawn I think right? Oh, yeah
All right. Oh tj your shoes are by the full table. Give me your shoes. I hit my shoes
I'm gonna go look for this fucker
He's by the front door. I just heard him
Front door, front door, front door, move, move, move, move, move!
Going around the other way.
Boing, boing, boing, boing.
This, this is like playing Phasma though.
Phasmophobia.
Maybe the tasers in the kids room, let me see.
That would be weird.
I think she should have got grabbed.
god damn it teach is the tea is the is it in the bathroom I don't know dude
where's the tater right now he just even flushed I'm gonna flush with them I
flushed for her first dude where's the tater though actually maybe did we
Check this out if it's looking.
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Dude, TJ, don't go on the right side of that door.
Oh, we got hit.
You can do that.
The gun is on top of the bed.
Mike, if you want to kill this guy, the guns on top of the bed.
It's on top of the bed by the bathroom.
I just thought he doesn't have it in his hands anymore.
Okay, I'm going for it.
I'm going for it.
It's on top of the bed.
Oh, shit.
I'll do come.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll do come.
I'll do come.
I'm going for the gun
Right there on the left. Yeah, it's up there. It's up there. Did you die?
My penis nightstand
Yeah, we have the gun but we need the taser we can't kill them before we taste them
I'm looking up here and I can't we also need to know we need to taste a roach and style
Well, yeah, the problem is once we start tasing or once we kill him if I kill him do I even kill him?
Do I just get it out? I think I just get it out
Yeah, I'm sure you don't at least you won't have the gun
Well, we only got two minutes we're gonna just get out out and no response
uh
Cuz we haven't even found the knife or the taser for some reason well the knife's probably in the kitchen
I mean they're probably both in the kitchen. Did we not search? That's like what we haven't every cover. Yeah, that's probably where it is
Where's the guy
He's got tj he's got tj
Okay.
Okay, I don't know where he's taking him.
He's taking him to the bath room, maybe?
Alright, look around, look around, look around in here.
Dude, there's nothing in here, man.
Oh my god, I almost died to a fucking mousetrap, dude.
There's a mousetrap in a drawer.
Who does that?
That's some freak shit.
Nice!
Nice.
another knife another knife I think it's in here
Oh, it's Frank then we got to go fuck
Okay
Take that knife little buddy
No, the tornadoes leave me go
No, I thought I was trying to do it.
Damn, I can't believe we didn't find the taser.
Yeah, I feel like we didn't search well in the bathroom and bedroom area that much, but
it could have been in the kitchen, man.
There's so many covers there.
I'm kind of going on it's air.
No, we're actually.
actually we got the game figured out yeah yeah no there mean there's nothing
less there's nothing left for us we got it all yeah they just have to get to
flesh it out a little bit more I think and add more stuff
I'll come back to each I couldn't find a team there I was looking everywhere for it
this is like we're good we're too good it's over
Yeah, no those games done done so we did it
The game's over we got to find something else. We beat it as we could just keep going forever and never fail
Well, actually at some point we failed it
Hmm what other demo we do
That game I'm gonna follow yeah, I'm gonna follow my Instagram follow my Twitter
Yeah, I'm gonna the whole shebang that's like the greatest game in the demo. That's probably my number one in the steam next best
That's it's pretty fucking good. Honestly. It's a little scuff with AI for sure, but it could definitely fix that
That was fucking awesome
Those trials of action roguelike 2d. Nice game. It's cute
Single player.
Single players are so boring, dude.
They want to play by themselves.
That game is fucking solid.
Oh, for real.
I don't even know why.
EverSiege?
Have you ever tried Valheim?
I'm gonna be honest, I think Valheim is probably my favorite survival game.
There you are.
Now you join.
Yeah, like, yeah.
It was all part of the, I was just saying a little extra.
around the game's got a fire no it's actually not bad it's far far west oh it's
good we played it it's it's like um kind of like deep rock I don't want to say
deep rock galactic but basically it's like a it's like a kind of like a roguelike
where you spawn in oh it's like hell divers you spawn in there's a bunch of
objectives on the map you do stuff you bring a bunch of currency back out
then you go to your like main area level up your character get new guns
and do that again.
That was cool.
It's fun.
It's just like, it's kind of tough to want to play it now in a demo, because like that's
the kind of game when it comes out and it's like, okay, let's grind and get max level
and do the hardest difficulty.
Um...
Are there any cool games?
There's a lot of stuff there, man.
There's 3,000 games.
Yeah, in the demo list.
The top games are Far Far West, Wind Rose, something Guardians of the West or something.
But they're all survival games, except for Far Far West.
That John Carpenter game was good, Toxic Commando.
We're just kind of looking for silly games at this point.
We're together in Stifler Manor and Trap together.
A narrative co-op puzzle campaign where logic reigns and death is not an option.
was looks cool. Okay.
Intervoid. I don't know. The game doesn't really seems like it
be okay, I guess.
Submerge is a game that is deep sea exploration. You hate that
so no
competitive mall simulation one to eight. Wait, wait, hold on,
Hold on. Hold on. I talked about Hannah or I talked to Hannah about this game
One to eight players open stores in the same mall. They all fight for customers team up or go solo
Yeah, yeah, oh wait, no
It's on the it's on the steam next fest, but there's no
Demo, oh wait there is it's just
There's a demo, it's just when you click it, that's weird.
When you click it, it's called a Mall Rivals.
I saw that earlier
So schedule one it actually looks exactly like schedule one with the funk
Construction crew grab your helmet and fire up the engines
This is a raw construction. You and your crew carve terrain, race structures, and four Asphalt to finish the toughest jobs together.
Construction?
Construction crew is what it's called. Co-op online. It's a simulation game, but...
Oh, I see. You think it's good?
It... I don't know. I mean, it can't be bad. It's just you just doing construction shit.
I don't know if I like games where you're just like, you're playing a game.
I found a game for Teege.
Anime shop simulator.
Oh, anime shop.
Anime shop simulators, this is for sure for Teege.
Holy, I'm so down.
How's this co-op?
Oh, I guess you just put, you make the shop together, I see.
clicking that link now they won't be any there won't be any fucking porn games
yeah well I mean steam has porn games but it wouldn't be in the next fast they
want to promote porn games you know that's team has born games just I've
seen like a couple games like there was one of those Mount your friends has some
nudity no I'm saying I'm saying full-on porn games like the whole point is
the whole point the whole point is fucking banging yeah by the way I
I learned I didn't see him naked the old man in that game, but you can turn off or turn on
I tried to turn it off, and I never saw him naked. Unfortunately. Yeah, I turned it off and I didn't get to see it naked. Yeah
That was looking hard for that. I
Mean there's entity research group is a game that sounds kind of cool
Fucking the construction crew and I don't know about games that is a little
It's on again? This is so mad.
Disgit dungeon. What is this fucking AI picture? Like what is this? There's no way someone made this.
Okay, explore a colorful world and build your own.
Dude, I like that airplane game too. Honestly, the one that we played earlier with the commandless mic, like the prompts.
Mm-hmm.
God, four stations in source.
the
null point protocol
Yeah, yeah, Mike saw that stupid
When when TJ's not here Mike, we should try this sometime it's all
I'm saying when he when he's because it's only two player. Well, yeah, I play it and play it, but I'm just feeling
I was just I'm you want to play on stream go for it. I'm just looking through all these co-op games I'm gonna find something
This one's a two-up co-op or two-player co-op puzzle game with 30 levels and another back
another back room game entity research ERG yet another back room style game
Old your king night shippers
Yeah, we're just saying words here
Call of dookie.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's called Call of Dookie, what the fuck?
Bro, there's a game called Women's Signature, what's the fuck?
That's an actual, that's on the screen.
Yeah, I saw someone playing it.
I don't know, is it co-op though?
The thumbnail is literally her fucking doing dishes and mopping and shit in a fucking frying pan.
That is insane.
That is fucking crazy.
Oh, this is the portal one I see, Solvamus. That does look like portal.
Yeah, it looks like portal. It's very portal-ish.
Actually, it's stacked up.
That's...
Dictive that could be good too, as well.
Mm-hmm. That one looked... it looked like it was okay.
I don't really get what the... like what you do, but I guess you'd play it and learn, right?
The fart factory. Oh no, it's the art factory.
He's a portal guardian.
Anime game.
Geese game.
Gimbal in the onboard casino.
Gimbaling game?
I'm sold.
What's it called?
Dig, dig, die.
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh that's right.
That one could be good.
No, that one did look... We've had our eye on that one for a little bit, but I don't think we wanted to play this too, so it could actually be better as three.
Yeah, wasn't that the game that was three to ten?
Uh, no. I don't know.
Ooh, wait. The vibe here is sick.
Based co-op games, like the Don't Pop the Balloon is like... That log game, I swear there's like fifty different versions of that game.
Yeah.
Okay, this looks this did look sick and now it doesn't look as sick anymore
It looks sick for a second
Ain't bringers
Like Magica the people kids don't even know what Magica is these days fuck I
I
Want that in here and play the back rooms personally
That sounds fun. Yeah, he is actually out here. I'll be on for two more hours. We've been gaming with him
TJ at all I played
Idle on Idle on MMO. Can you like help me with that and you can play in Lost Ark? I think
Is he like on
Every day or is it just like busy every day. I don't know. I think it's just on this couch all fucking day, okay?
There's no way he quit streaming to just sit on the couch. I think he's just chillin
I think he I think he is taking a break before he tries to get I mean
He's probably like trying to get jobs too, but it's like really hard. No
Yeah, and like I think he said he was gonna try to go to school. Oh, right, right, right?
I told him I want to go to Japan with him. We said we could go
No, technically.
What do you mean, technically?
I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Technically, anybody can do it, right?
I guess.
What the lethal company is this?
Somebody told me, I was like, what?
Okay.
We should play this sometime, Mike.
We were here.
Also a good game.
the walkie-talkie game they had to find a way out of abandoned oh I see I see I see
together that type of stuff that should actually kind of bangs the hell is that
yeah apparently it's really good that game they the changing phrases below the
I should have allowed the...
I should have actually taken the more step back.
I would get a $10.
I'd never do this.
Make me bugger!
Stupid.
Damn.
There's a new speedrunners game.
Speedrunners 2.
Yeah, I did see that.
That's cool.
This game could be cool.
Maybe.
Echoes of Eclipse.
Chopping together.
You were stuck in a forest alone with one goal.
Chop every tree in sight. Jesus Christ.
That's it. You just chopped trees.
You just cut wood.
Oh my god, here's the balloon on that you said
That is not that's a IS fuck for sure
Picture
Dear frame ultra this game kind of looks fucking sick. Yeah, you guys want to chop trees together?
I just said that it's literally just trees. Let's do it. Let's do it. No, man. It's just trees
I mean, O-Puck could be fun too. This is like a party game though. Probably requires more than three people
Yo, there's so many games
Like what are we doing
going. Yeah, this is sitting. Is that like musical chairs? Dude hack and grind your way
through waves of sentient office appliances. In this 2000 inspired action packed road
by an arena shooter called what last man sitting yo this game is called wreck in
peace and you actually need a camera to play it what a face like a face cam yeah
you basically wrecking pieces a co-op game for two to six players controlled
through your camera and microphone. Complete challenges using your voice and gestures.
Each round introduces a new mini-game to lead to your players standing. Eliminate your opponents
to survive and escape from maniacs and grasps. And the trailer for it, or the video, is
like then literally lie people. Like you actually have to have a camera for this
group to work. What the fuck?
Did I hit the end of the co-op list?
I looked through all 217 co-op games, and didn't find anything else.
It's over.
It might be GG, dude.
The co-op category is dry.
It's dry out here.
I'll shift at midnight.
There's no way that all of these are not great.
Shift at midnight is apparently really good, especially if people are saying.
Shift at midnight.
Oh, right.
You didn't want to play that I know I didn't you didn't want to play it. You want to just do it bucket
The horror game Gigi fuck it's probably not that scary. I just
Fucking shit at midnight. That's what I'm gonna do
Oh, yeah, did I did there? I'm not I'm jumping so I play these games. You guys are sorry
Or games I'm in fucking horror games
Oh, this is a very basic game
I
Mean talking games well, let me invite you guys
Marathon tomorrow boys, I am
Yeah, I don't know I have a sponsor at 11
I don't know if it's with certain people, I just genuinely don't remember, but if it is that I'm going to do that, but if it's not, then I'll game with the boys.
But I'll be on a 10 before the sponsor anyway, so.
Alright.
I'll be on one of your slides.
Alright.
I'm...
...Scare.
Do it.
America.
1983.
How'd you play? Throughout the night you'll get customers.
You're on voice activation. Oh my god, you guys are so loud. Shut the fuck up.
No shot, I'm talking. These...
Question customers to determine if they are doppelgangers.
Holy.
Okay, it seems easy enough. Oh my god, I put my FOV on way too dank mode. Holy shit. Don't do that.
Yeah, I did say that all the time.
What's up, guys? How's it going?
Nope.
Alright, push the talkers on.
Yeah.
Oh
All right head inside you get ready
We got red shirt Justin we got purple shirt DJ. What's my what's color my shirt blue blue blue blue blue blue blue
Okay, and to the break room
The break room you
This is
Is dead shit here my boys
15 products hold on we gotta put on the shelf. What are we supposed to do?
You just come over here my boys. Help me restock. Okay. How? I don't actually know.
Oh here's the break room. Read the instructions below this board. What the fuck's the notice
board? What's the notice board? What's the notice board? What's the notice board?
Everyone relax, everyone relax. What's the notice board?
Uh...
What's the notice board? It's like over here. Uh, play it.
This the notice board?
I'm getting some tokens. Pick up the tokens on the floor. We're going to need them.
Oh
Employee to do list use the trash bags to throw out the limbs in the storage room mop the blood restock the incomplete shells
That's what we do
Yeah, I got back to it. Yep
Got it
These trash bags
Let's find the mop
Stock show here. We stopped in the shelves. What are you the trash bags?
Hey, what am I doing with these trash bags?
Fuck it, I'll leave it on here.
This is not full.
Oh.
Got it.
Guys, I can't restock the shelves for some reason.
What do I do with this?
Do you have the right stuff?
What the fuck do I do with this now?
You're trying with that one.
Got it, I got it.
Oh
Praise the entity
Where's the blood I'm off of it
I found it in the back
I was trolling Chad of course
Who's restocking you guys got it
Yeah, it's done though. I don't think it's done. No, it's not. I didn't finish it.
I got it. Holy shit. Yeah, good revenue, guys.
There is no time limit to customer interrogation. Scan their ID to open a real person profile
I'll discuss any specific suspicions you may have with your co-workers if you all agree that they're likely a doppelganger
Locate the gun underneath the counter and shoot
Okay, do we open stop throwing you at me
Bro, I will shoot you. Oh
We haven't we haven't a tutorial yet
Read the instructions on the checkout counter. Does everybody need to do that?
How do I get it? How do I get the notice board?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hit E on the notice board.
Hit E on this, right here.
Hit E on this.
Oh, he hasn't even gotten the notice board yet.
Oh.
Where's the notice board?
Oh, come on, get it. Over here.
Oh.
It highlights from the wall.
I thought I would all do it.
Yeah, look at all the notice board shit, and then...
Then the taxi on this shirt.
Read this paper.
Yeah, we gotta do the story before we actually play.
All right, all right.
Uh...
is now what people are coming people are coming
hello good sir I can barely tell you were in a shirt
your nippies are out
alright we know his name I could search his name do we know his name
oh well here's
scan successfully
back $16 dues but inspect this ID hold up I got this no if the question is
occupation did he's a sheriff often in uniform option worst classes yeah it's
all good it's real
the
Here you go. I see you go to the computer and any question. Yeah, yeah
Sheriff of the best town in the West got it
I think items and accept the transact
T.J. You're gonna accept you're bagged up. Yeah, but hey, this is your future job is calling here bag it up
Yeah, yeah, what do you mean fry it up?
Put your eyes in the bag
I don't see any items, no
Do you just do it that doesn't
Players don't accept that transaction
Accepted from the 16 bucks gun unlocked
You kept your kind of looks like you don't
Wait, you're holding the sideways
Why is this game co-op? I don't understand
Where's the co-op part?
Oh, I got a more calm one, I put it on the shelf.
Okay, she's a nurse.
I got all the stuff, I'm checking her ID.
Yep.
It's gained successfully.
Yep.
Okay, she's bald, right?
She's a nurse, often wears glasses.
Yep, that's all right.
I'm gonna question her about her baldness.
She doesn't have glasses on.
Oh, wait, she doesn't have glasses on.
Oh, wait, I'm gonna question her about her glasses.
I took them off before heading in here.
Do we believe her?
I'm going to talk about her baldness, I keep it shaved easier that way, okay.
Honestly, that kind of, I mean I get it.
So the only thing that's sus is the glasses, do we shoot her for that?
No, no, no, no.
I think we just let her go, I believe her.
Okay.
Done
DJ soccer you're the soccer boy. I did I did everything's full. There's another one right here right here
I think I would fit you. Oh delivery big it. What okay. I don't know
We're here
Yeah, all there he is
Okay, I got bear traps where you want them. Yo, there's a zombie at the back door
There's a zombie at the back door answering the phone answering
I don't see a zombie
Yeah, there's a zombie
We go on or no
Yeah
What are that?
I don't know.
Yo, there's a first aid kit back here if you guys need...
Wait, are you healing?
We're good?
What the fuck is this guy?
I don't know, it's a...
What the fuck is this game?
We gotta restock over here, Tej.
We'll check this guy out.
Come on in.
Guys, there's stuff we're working. No big deal. We got it.
Okay.
Bag all that up.
Oh, he's got a fake ID.
I can't scan it
Okay, what's the name Nathan Callaway, how do I spell that Callaway?
Caloway
Okay, he's dead he's deceased he's been mutilated
I question it well, I think that's fair. I think that's fair. I'll mop it up. I'll mop it up
Yeah, mop it up.
W, 20 cents per mop, I love that.
I gotta go out, I gotta go put this in the dumpster.
Yep, good job.
It's on the, it's to the right.
The dumpster's to the right, out the door.
Yeah, I got it.
Oh!
Yeah, put that there.
I put that there, I put that there.
Dude!
Wait, where is this?
I got up she said hey there cutie
Juliet the Ranger yeah, she is a plumber apparently
Wait, I questioned her about her job, and she's a flight. No, I think we got a shooter already
Okay, so she's lying about her job does that we shoot her why no hold on I
I think we shoot her. What do we think? Shoot her now. I think we kill her. I think we kill her.
I think we shoot her.
Better leg.
Uh, ass.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's alive.
You wait. Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
She's gonna come out.
She said you creatures will pay for this.
Okay, so the computer never lies, so that first person was definitely a baddie.
this guy's huge are you seeing that we need a restock I offer what we do with
money we spend it on stuff I think I don't actually hold this grab it if you
think okay the fucking unit we got here scanning Kevin Larson works in
insurance he's tall I'm this guy's legit bro yeah he's legit yeah we let him
go he's legit as fuck oh we got a cop coming it looks like whoa
I've got net business to deal with he said make it quick Ryan Holt
Oh look at this shit, I'm strafing.
Alright.
What a game, huh?
Yeah, so...
What now?
I don't...
We didn't kill any humans, so we were right, we made a good call of Bonnie, the bald one.
So it doesn't get scary. I don't think it does get scary
No diners burnt down
What the fuck is this wheel
we want to do that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh okay close our cola check the board check the board tj what's going on
out of your locals are shaking the ones below Joe's biner has been burnt down
and one of these guys up this guy's unhappy he's looking for some beauties
James Jack wait hold on hold on hold on stop and i've got a long shift to the shot okay
his ID says Howard Elkins because his name says Jack it's a fake ID it's a fake ID clean
change in the shirt. Wait, why is it a fake ID? No, it's not. No, it's look at his name.
Look at his name on this ID. Yeah, Howard. Yeah, I know, but look at the fucking his
name is Jack. No, that's just his shirt, bro. You think he goes by Jack? Yeah, maybe
when his name is Howard. Howard. Wait, he said, my name's Jack, actually, right?
When you talk to him, he stalls ID man, he stalls ID.
All the gun out, shoot this guy in his fucking head.
Alright.
Did we make a good call?
I don't know, we'll find out, he's dead.
He fucking sucks.
He fucking sucks, you know what he said?
Yeah, well there's no reason for this to be co-op.
She's unemployed, but hold on
I own
Yo, yo, yo, we I think this is a shape shifter. Why ask her some questions just look at responses
I'd like to move it move it. This is a shape shifter
What if she's just a weird
Look at see she said you creatures will play for this done wait. I think we made a bad call killing the first person
We'll find out
Hey there lovely lady don't mind the blood. I got lots of stuff
Elena okay
I
Can forget to scan every time no idea what do you mean? I did scan it
Yeah, I scan it Jolie
Yeah, she sounds legit honestly, I'm gonna lie computer engineer heavy facial hair or facial. What's it facial acne?
Yeah, she has, she has some.
Okay.
Restock, TJ, get to your job.
What about that?
Put the fries in the bag, my boy.
Why are they all unhappy?
Bro, it was like fucking 2 AM.
Wait, maybe we need to make them happy.
Can we buy plants?
Why is this a plant unhappy?
Can we buy it?
Bro, you're hurting me?
uh
Can we buy stuff?
This person just offered me king
There's who's this is a kill me kill me kill me get a gun that's not me this is not me
There's no no no wait this is me the other kill is the other one the other one yeah yeah
What the fuck?
Okay, this person right here has an ID that has no picture. What do we think occupation unemployed
Yeah, yeah, I trust you
All right, that old bitch was a demon
Wait up on I won
Working on it. You've bar off my door. I was taking trash out with sorry
We got all the trash we got trash
So what else that somebody bring it out guys
Yeah, we need more I need to where is the trash bags?
Did you help you I got it? I'm doing it. I'm doing it
All right
Actually, no, man, it's probably good to have it up
This guy's legit
I'm going crazy on it right now. You how many people are in the store?
Oh
They want decorations here and I get an ATM
Okay, I bought a bunch of stuff.
This guy doesn't want to ask questions. I'm blasting him. Hope you're okay with it.
I'm pipping up our store.
Over here.
Your head.
8am bang I got a plant they're gonna be a little happier now oh yeah plant
Daniel Daniel very happy what's going on there just my gym get up comfy sporty
be ready to move.
I was gonna say elementary school gym teacher, always smiling, blind in the left eye.
This is left eye looking like, oh yeah, that's him, he's legit, he's legit.
Restock out three, TJ.
Two in the tunet.
That guy seemed sus as well.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm still restocking this.
You let one doppleganger complete its transaction earlier in the night.
They have alerted the entities and they'll arrive in 60 seconds.
What?
Uh...
We have traps?
We have traps, anything?
They trapped barricade doors.
Barricade the doors.
How do we barricade?
Hold me, hold me.
There's a bunch of pistols in the back.
Pistols in the back.
Oh!
Emergency weapons.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we need to make sure that we...
Drop the front door.
I don't know how to get traps.
I don't know where the trap is.
I think we're out.
Oh god.
We gotta get one on healing.
I think we're out.
I think we're out. I think we're out.
Take height!
do wheel pistols also you can quick swap before you reload nice that's a nice
one back and head shot is there a trap at the back door Mike yeah I know no but
it's boarded up it's boarded up
Nice, nice.
Wait, you can get in the vent.
Wait, they can hear us.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, chill chill.
oh it's running pussy don't let a man fuck his ass we're good we're good oh it
can you can also hide in Benson shit I was sick
Oh?
Uh, they get harder apparently if we keep failing.
Holy.
So who made the bad call? Was it the last one? It was the last one, right?
I think it was the guy that sounded like the pedophile. The guy the last guy.
We'll see. Let's go.
The guy that said he liked to pump up kids. That's what he said. That was his words.
What?
Wait.
That was literally what he said. That's literally what the guy said.
I was gonna kill any humans we just let some people live that we're doppelgangers
yeah that's the that's the that's the is that the pedophile oh no that was Daniel
Is the waiter is the waiter I am you read in the notice board that something got burnt down
I didn't read that one though, so I couldn't oh I see
This is exactly exactly what it's like to work at nine to five yeah get on the bus check the board get your coins
Yeah, the board's important, I think one person's gonna talk about it. Yeah, I'm gonna read it to you
All right, some contractors came and finally fixed the gas pump along with your current duties
Now you also need to help drivers by pumping gas into their cars
Naturally, you must also detect if they are doppelgangers. Read the note by the pump for further instructions
What we have to search their cars read the notice at the front. Oh
My god, we had searched their plates in their cars. Oh
Oh my god
Okay, now I'm sort of understand the co-op part now because we're gonna have to have people doing this
Who wants to do the who wants to do the whole pop I'll pump I'll pump. I like the pop
I'll manage the store. I'll manage the store. Yeah, you do like restocks and stuff and clean up
I was gambling with it
more
We got to check check the front we got a we got to start to do we got to start the day check the front here
No, we can't we can't we need to start today
So I need to enter their registration and shit up here we go
Where's the gun I
Permitted to open fire
might give us all the money back baby no no no it doesn't it's just that it says
you are not a cop ignore normal crimes now that's good okay apparently raster
listen raster starting to appear around the store if you see one catch it
dispose of it in the dumpster if you see a rat catch it
reminder you're not a cop ignore normal crimes only act on doppelganger
Yeah
I'll work the register and I'll make some decisions. Oh, so what's coming off? Where's the mop just blocked it here?
There's a fucking right here
You any help
Give me 13 un-ledded make it snappy
Oh four lj
You got a mic you looking good over there what yep
fuck it drop this shit
are they human? uh yeah they seem legit
you may leave wait hold on
what's in this? let me check this fucking engine
nah he's good I forgot to open the
I forgot to open the side of the car where you where you put the gas in
I just started spraying gas I just started spraying gas on this side
It's Jade again
Hello, I'm Jade. I
Wear clothes
See she's already that's already it's the same person
It's a zombie, right? I got it right. I think it. Yeah, I think you're right
Let's see what happens when I shoot her in the leg
See you later
Where's the trash at trash in this corner here?
Generator go outside of the back. I got it. I got it
Don't worry. I'm taking garbage out. I need a generator on me
Oh, it's out back. I'll just blew up. I just I fucked up
All hands are needed to pull this
Coming coming coming coming
There's tokens here, hold on!
Hurry up!
Pull, pull, pull!
Jammies!
Nice!
I'm here.
What is this guy doing?
I mean this is a bad guy, right?
What?
I know, I think he's just tall, man.
Kind of looking like me.
Yeah, that's exactly what TG looks like.
I'm opening fire, no?
No, no, question him, no?
He can't even talk to him
What if he's just kind of chilling though, he's not hurting anybody.
Yeah, what if he's an employee?
This guy's, no one else is coming in, it's all clear.
Alright, show him the fucking head.
Oh shit!
Oh shit, he's dead, don't worry.
Fucking owned.
You guys said he was legit, bro.
What are we talking about?
I don't know, I don't know what kind of people live in this game.
Wrap it, wrap it, grab it, grab it, grab it.
Oh this guy looking like Justin for real just walk it in
Wait this guy's what the fuck?
Pick it up something for my sister Catherine his sister Catherine while he's fucking shirtless
He's between jobs unemployed that kind of makes sense though
What do we think is he legit or no
I used to do it, I used to do it, I think, right?
I have a chilling.
Oh, I'll find out.
Loading Baygate, livery's here.
This guy was just in here.
I
The different guy
What what was his name before that did not this
So my numbers
They got tracking fibers in him
I mean he's a little weird. Oh wait there's a car out here. Wait it was a truck. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I trust you guys to make the call I'm not
sure wait wait wait I asked him about his limbs and he said all attached all real not
like them you ever see one up close they got seams oh that's enough for me baby yeah I mean
like how do you know that shit that's enough for me I'll put up our art okay I got that I got it
Yeah, 3J47.
Where's the mob? Why do we keep this place in this bitch?
Oh.
Clean exterior, rusted front wheels, 1987 white station wagon.
I got a trash in the front, teach!
Eight dollars.
We had the counter, ma-ma-ma-ma.
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.
The fuck does that mean? That mean something?
Why's it all like that?
When I shine a light, it just looks weird. I don't know if it's normal.
But I trust him.
Yeah, shine the light. Yeah.
Shine the light. Does that normal looking?
The rest of his plates are legit.
Wait, look in the back.
Oh wait, shine the light?
yeah that is that normal I don't know I don't know I think he's a bug you think
he's a bug honestly I mean how
yeah I agree I don't trust it that seat is not that's not mean backwards
rap rap rap rap rap that's look like me in 20 years oh
You see that move?
Damn!
Yo, take this!
Take this!
Grab a rat, grab a rat!
Hold on, I'm stocking up.
I need olive oil.
God, I can't wait to be old, dude.
Fuck.
I'm so stoked.
When is not just Amigo?
Don't mind me, these feet won't stop moving, baby.
Damn, look at him groove!
Yo!
Hey, okay
Yeah, he's still let him live dude you kidding me
They want else here also like can't can't wait to be old
I want to be like 50 years old. I'm stoked about it someone's coming in
I need someone with a gun I need someone with a gun out back
He's really close
No, but look at him. What do you show? I think you still got to shoot him though
Yeah, I think you still need to I think he'll raid you know if you get close enough
Climb oh, this is our manager
So he's legit bring him up
See you later Clyde you're good. Oh what?
Yeah, I don't know what's happening here. Oh, no. Oh, he's getting attacked. He's opening fire!
Fuck not this again. No, we don't have guns. We let someone through dude
work fuck all right get ready get ready for the fight trap up trap up fucking I'm
I'm cleaning up.
Do we have any, uh...
We got a pair of cases in the back.
Yeah, we got it.
We need to set these traps up again.
Where are they?
I don't know.
Oh, here's one, actually.
I can't drop the garbage bag. Someone else get this trap right here. Quick, quick, quick. I'll see her. On the right.
Watch your feet. Watch your feet coming in. I got it.
You put one deep.
Make sure everything's clean.
I think that'll be fine. The stagger.
8 seconds. I have a time. I can spin. I can spin. Hold on.
I'm dropping a bunch of guns and you can weapon swap, okay?
Oh, I got another one.
Weapon swap instead of reloading, alright?
All right.
Oh fuck.
Back door, back door, back door.
On me, on me, on me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, wait.
I don't know what about.
I'm just gonna have to.
I don't know what about.
I'm just gonna have to.
Holy shit.
Nice.
That was a nice shot.
Nice.
That was clean!
Easy.
I think our traps really did something there.
I don't know, did they damage him? Like I didn't even see what happened.
That was clean.
Any messes? Anything going on?
Well, I think we're good.
There's a mess out back.
I'll clean it.
I'll clean, I'll clean, we're good here.
Who are the real monsters here?
Alright, send the boss, boys.
He's got a sick.
Yeah.
It's a long fucking hose! It's a long fucking hose!
How far did I go with this bitch?
Killed him!
Wait we...
Oh no we made a lot of money there Matt.
Oh!
Was that TJ that we just killed? The human?
I just killed TJ. I didn't think that would happen. I won that by spinning anyways.
Wait, this is a tummy guy. Wait.
Wait, what?
So, the first time he was a doppelganger, the second time he was a human.
Oh, no.
Wait, you made a good call on that driver, dude.
Hell on you.
Yeah, it was flashed out of comforting flesh.
Yeah, that was... yeah, okay.
Bro, okay, apparently...
Well, well, that's that.
I finished demo, that's it, nevermind.
Yeah, we were like, we're gonna go another round.
I mean...
It was not bad.
It was, yeah.
I started heating up a little bit.
Yeah, it started to heat up a little bit, and I was like, okay, I can see it.
Because like, there's, at first I was like, what's the point of this co-op?
You can do this by yourself, but once it starts to heat up and there's more tasks,
like you could delegate.
It's like pay-per-seize.
Yeah, once delegating happens, I think it becomes more fun for sure.
That was right. My favorite was the short king.
Yeah, I got it. I got the G.
Yes? Alrighty.
What now?
I think you guys have duo games that I can play those and watch.
I mean, there's the one like that 4-to-1, if you want to try it, and if not, then fuck me.
So wait, was today, was today Wednesday?
It's not a co-op game, but it's a armadice game, looks pretty fun.
Armadice, someone recommended that to me.
Yeah, that's like a roguelay
That's what I like this, but it like actually looks great these
Okay, you can double check
Okay, Hannah Hannah came in telling me that my sponsor might be Friday for marathons, so I don't think I'm playing with anyone tomorrow
Walking tomorrow then
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard about that game. Yeah
All right.
Oh, it's just like a banger.
It's not a demo, but it's a real game.
Up to five friends.
Jeez, this guy just said play Spectre Divide.
What a fucking banger.
Yeah, RIP.
RIP.
Dude, RIP to so many games, huh?
come and die come and die come and die
that's all we're really doing that's all we're really doing is we come and die
that's a good way to look at it
do you want to try yep yep
I'll try whatever you want
come and die come and die come and die
apparently it's uh it's kind of like lethal company or like repo I guess
but you have to avoid to cast spells I think I think that's the point we can
try it that's ten bucks though is a problem that's fair
I don't think TJ does either so yeah he did definitely doesn't
Yeah
Or
We played so many games like legitimately like well, I think how many do I have installed I didn't uninstall this either
Yeah, I was actually, I don't just guess completely, we played 12 demos.
That's pretty crazy.
Oh, it's on Saturday, okay.
All right, what am I miss?
We sniffing magic cards dude magic cards smell so good like I don't I don't get it
I don't get it. No, I'm just wondering if you guys are here. Did they smell so
Good, bro. Oh
Oh my fucking butt hole.
Like I don't understand why they,
like foils too?
Foils like this?
Dude, I have so many magic cards I need to open.
I should do like an unboxing stream.
I have literally like,
I literally think I have $20,000 of box cards.
Like in the like collector boosiers.
They just sit in a fucking drawer.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Cap also looks good.
Oh.
True.
I think the die seems really easy too.
You just dig a hole and you fall into the dungeon and you just fuck it out and do it.
Um.
Dig.
Die.
I think there's a lot going on though in it, but I also...
So 20k?
So like 10 collector roosters?
Essentially, yeah.
Final Fantasy ones I have six of them I have six Final Fantasy collector boosters, and I think they're two grand each
But you can get a golden chocobo. There's only 44 out of 77 golden chocobos found
Yeah, and I have six Final Fantasy boosters. There could be a golden chocobo in there. Maybe you see us play Log Riders TJ
Yeah, I was lost. That game is f**king f**ked up actually
You guys like broke the ramp
We're trying to like, oh my god, bruh.
Teenage Mutant Ninja collector boxers come in pizza box shape?
Oh, I didn't know that.
That airplane one?
Where I'm towering and he's pilot?
Or were you not aware of that?
No, no.
That game is fucking a banger too.
What do we do?
Yeah, what's the game plan?
I don't know, I have no game plan.
I mean, Dig Dig Die looks okay.
Otherwise, I got nothing.
Dig Dig Die is a demo. Let's try it.
Easy download.
Dude, I'm so excited. Marathon and midnight tomorrow.
It's just, it's going to be a good next couple of weeks.
I'm assuming they usually do their launches at three.
Which is usually, yeah, it's three again, I think.
Yep. Yeah. We could play Marathon until 3, and then we could play WoW.
Oh, like...
What if I want to put... What if we're banging into Marathon?
Well, then we could just keep playing. I mean, there's no rush to play WoW, because the actual season of WoW doesn't start until March, like, 17th or some shit.
Oh, yeah. Alright.
Yeah.
It's literally like...
He's a bathroom real hip, you're right.
Three weeks.
Three weeks of just doing normal dungeons and heroics, I guess, but...
Which is kind of fun when you're...
M0.
Like you suck, you know
No, it's fun. It just doesn't last that long
I think I'm gonna make a devourer because it looks cool a new spec
Yeah, I already say that. I didn't even know that I haven't looked up anything
I looked it. I looked into it a little bit more. It looked cool. I
Don't know I'm excited for fucking Marathon Marathon, but also I'm excited for wow
And I've never really been in too many positions where I've had to like pick one or the other
Yeah, it's like Marathon's like a banger. I'm not gonna want to get off of it
Yeah, I hope I mean that's the best case scenario, right? It is a banger. Yeah. Yeah, that is the best case scenario
I'm in but I'm inviting you guys
The hell we're on a spaceship. This is cool
Guess what push talk is Mike V
Oh, it's open mic too.
And you want to know the best part?
You can't change it!
Bro, this is... it's just such a troll.
Um...
The game looks pretty good, visually.
We should talk in game and just move...
I'll mute this part.
Okay.
When we actually get into the flesh of it.
What the hell was that noise I love it. Oh my god
No, we're just talking game maybe look cool, okay
Hello, hey, man
Buddy you got a big mouth what that mouth do uh?
Are you getting freaky? Mm-hmm?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
The sensitivity is so slow, no? I'm just wiping my shit. Turn it up
It's maxed it's still slow
This guy playing random games. Yeah, we're we're doing a bunch of steam demos just for fun. We're just playing a bunch of steam demos
We can't do anything.
TJ, hello!
We gotta fill time until Marathon at midnight, like, you know?
What else are we supposed to do?
TJ, I'm gonna take a piss real quick.
Look at this movement! You got airstreak!
Look at that shit! It's clean!
How do we start?
the
way of the
way of the midnight
no midnight's the lounge
good looking like you're ready to fucking get freaky with me
wait bend down like that
no bro
put it in bro
not that far
just straight, just straight
where you're like
oh my god
why is it like that
look at tj moving
out all right how do we start I don't know I don't know maybe this this way
you have a button on that Mike no he's not like game by game oh oh yeah
probably yeah well no maybe I gotta go to the wheel
well here escape is that your invite in Russian yeah it is
what the fuck do we do?
oh exit zone yeah here
wait don't flick this real quick
look at that oh shit where'd he go?
What the hell?
Oh, shit.
Alright, that's right.
Let's dig, dig, die.
Guess what, Mike has never done.
Wait, what?
What does that mean?
What have I never done?
Zero out of 6,120.
Grab a shovel.
Oh, there we go
Okay
Oh holy shit you region fucking slow in this I'm digging. Oh nice
Hey, where the fuck did my team just go?
Ouch
We have enemies enemies we got a dig we got a dig dig
What are we supposed to do?
Kill this! Kill this! Kill this!
I understand, I understand.
What's happening?
I don't know.
Oh.
I had a gem.
I
Mean I tried but also never paid me for that or you have this money fast. Oh, I
Don't know. I don't know. Oh, yeah, that's true. I don't know
I'll pay you back in a cheeseburger.
What?
You didn't see that spider?
That's just a spider.
Whoa.
Okay, go fight it then.
No, I'm good.
I'm looking for gold.
Okay, so this is kind of like lethal company.
You're never supposed to get money, bring it back here.
Yo, that is a wolf spider too, yo.
That's a wolf spider.
What the fuck is this game?
What is this game?
Ew.
Yeah, it's it's it's I'm going for goods
Well, we haven't found shit what the fuck we need to open me somehow
Yeah, you can't break that. No loot here.
Delivery failed.
I think TJ died.
This guy fucking sucks at games, no?
All you have to do is dig and you're failing, TJ.
Wait, this one regrows. I think I need your help with this.
I think we got a double, double, double bang.
double bit look at the double bang oh my god how do we open these dude I'm gonna
freak out what's the point my ears my ears I don't know I hate that noise I
I hate this, I...
What are we doing wrong?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I have no idea.
Well, I actually don't understand what we're doing wrong.
I think we have to buy something? Hold on, let's go back to the front.
Also, is TJ just permative? Like, I'm confused.
I think so, I think it's like a lethal company, dude, you're just out.
I brought the gem back, that's it.
Oh wait.
there's this there's a sword I got a sword yeah I have a sword too spider on
you
well you just fucking came on my face what how do we open the graves oh TG's
back I'm back I'm back I don't understand I got 30 HP is not epic well Keith
How do we open that stuff, man?
What the hell?
Oh, when I take...
Hit T, hit T, someone hit T!
You can act your own.
He's stuck, he's stuck in the web.
No.
Bro, bro, bro!
He's just running around, he's just gallimanting.
5HP.
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit, I run fast.
What the fuck is this game?
have to have something to open up I just don't know we're missing what do it you
hold that fucking left click on the screws oh my god that's it that's all
you do oh my god stuff hold left click on the
screws. I'm going to turn it.
Yeah I know that far far west is good. We played it and I know that Windrose is good.
But those are games I think I want to wait for on the real launch, you know?
Rather than them those aren't those games are so good that you don't play them
demo mode okay you're doing it nice right right right right right right right
but yeah those games are so good that I don't want to waste it in a demo like I
know Windrose is a great game but I'll just wait for it to be live
Why is that the noise?
Ah!
Fuck!
Oh my god, dude, my tinnitus goes fucking burr.
Oh my god, that is the worst thing I've ever heard.
Oh
Our part West isn't really a demo though well it is because it's not safe
Yeah, yeah, I got stuff. I got stuff boom boom look at that look at what we're almost done
This game is
He's not great, I'm gonna be honest with you.
You know what I wanted to play recently?
Which sucks, Marathon's playtest is coming, but maybe I can play it sometime soon.
Jesus Christ!
Oh...
I really wanted to play Fallout 76.
They have a big update coming March 2nd as well.
I wanna grind through all of Fallout 76. I'm not kidding.
I wanna go start to finish and do it all.
I don't know if that's cringe, but I kinda want to. I don't know.
I don't know what came over me. I've been watching a lot of Fallout 76 videos and for some reason,
I just wanna play. I don't know why.
Oh, we have enough!
Oh, shit.
Let's go! Ow!
Are we leaving? Are we leaving? Are we leaving?
Get in! Get in!
I'm in.
Love you.
This game kind of sucks, no?
Yeah, it's kind of... it's pretty bad.
I got to offer some gamble or some...
Play a game of blockjack or some shit.
He's just spending all of my money.
Okay, let's see if this is my clip.
Oh, this is big. More.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me see.
I have his X.
I think you stay.
He might have a... He's gonna have a face cream on his face.
Oh, my turn, my turn.
I can print them this game.
Okay, memory game?
Print, print, print, print, print.
Easy dub, easy dub!
Wait TJ's printing, TJ's printing, TJ's printing!
Good print, good print!
Move move move!
Play Blackjack!
Bang!
Oh I'm printing!
How you doing over here, you printing?
I'm winning, I'm winning, I'm winning!
That's an easy hit.
Just a hit button, harder.
Oh, more again.
Oh, big win, Justin.
I'm gonna say win rate.
Oh, wait, that's how I got you in the pocket.
Wait a minute.
What do you even what do you even do with my
I think it's easier to see it from here
I'm going to fuck this all out, hold on.
DJ, is it not live?
DJ, come on!
It's right, right?
It gets confusing.
There's no physics that moves, it just teleports.
Okay, this game sucks. I'm ultra-foring.
That game was awful
Bro, he closed the game and it takes you to a Google Doc
What the fuck
It really pulled up a Google Doc
Yeah, that was really bad
It's like it's like it was kind of trying to capitalize like it's trying to do the lethal company thing
I go get money bring it back or whatever
But the game the actual game is so bad
Yeah
All right, I'm gonna end it here early ish
Before it gets too late, so
And then I'm gonna play marathon tomorrow
And I'm gonna play some TBC too, so I'm gonna do some arenas, but yeah, Gigi's thank you guys for gaming
I'll see you guys tomorrow for marathon
Later dude, my ears are still ringing. Oh my god
Dude, my ears are also still ringing dude. Holy fuck, that was so bad.
Alright, no more demos. That was our last day of demos. Tomorrow I am going to play Marathon.
And maybe a little bit of sprinkle a little bit of Warcraft in there. I don't know, we'll see.
Um, so that's what we're gonna do tomorrow.
But I'm not kidding, I actually installed Fallout 76. Look, I have it installed right here.
I was not kidding when I said I wanted to play it.
Cuz I never gave this game a fair shot and I want to just go I want to go fucking
Balls deep in it and just do it all
Granted there's hundreds of hours of content in this game like you probably need to spend like 300 plus hours playing it
but still I
Mean it's just gotten so much better since 2018 launch that I have to I have to give it a little bit of time
I just have to I
Have to
I don't know if I'll actually play Midnight Tomorrow. Can I make my Devourer right now? In retail?
Is that spec available right now? I might make one.
Border Alliance? Oh and retail doesn't matter. You can play whatever. It's all cross realm now. Or cross faction.
I'm gonna make it a tower today, I think yo I have so many characters
Holy shit.
Damn, the WoW music has lost its flair, huh? This is the retail music now?
It used to go hard.
What the hell is this shit?
You can only make a blood elf?
Demon Hunter?
The fuck?
Anyway, uh, I'm outta here, ladies and gentlemen, I'm outta here.
I will be on tomorrow to play Marathon, the main reason I'm getting off though is because
I have not gone to the gym in three days and I'm very sad about it.
It is hitting me in the feelers.
I also want to do some TBC arenas, so we're going to do that as well.
But GG's, I'm out of here, later guys, I'll be out tomorrow, later.