you
As it was back here on my glasses so dirty.
Why don't you guys ever tell me to click?
Ever.
Like they're always disgusting.
Mouse and keyboard can't be that bad.
It can't be as bad as Dark Souls 1.
Like it just can't.
I'm not swapping left arm, right arm in between arms, I guess it's not, it can't be, can't be that bad.
Hey, it's done.
It actually didn't take that long.
This is your kind of game?
Wait, is it?
The one thing that's appetizing to me is like,
okay, is there a skip cutscene button?
Or are the cutscenes fast?
Because I just wanna run around and collect stuff,
like Breath of the Wilds.
I don't care about talking to fucking idiots.
Like, I'll talk to an idiot if they're gonna give me
a quest to go buy something new in the shop
or some shit, that's fine.
But I don't wanna listen to the idiot.
You can fast forward.
Oh, they have the fast forward option, like, uh, where would's meet?
That's funny. Okay.
I mean, the game looks alright. I just think it probably runs like shit, is my guess.
And the key binds are probably a little cursed.
The game looks okay, I think.
You don't have to ship PC, it runs amazing.
Okay, so it'll be fine.
YouTube called my GPU the worst of all time, and it runs good.
5060TI might be a bad GPU, but it still has the fancy tech.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh-oh.
Oh goodness.
Okay, I got a reshoring computer.
I was getting the new drivers and I think it may have
and the new drivers may have bricked, I don't know, we'll see.
Oh yeah, the game looks all right, game looks okay.
Marathon ranked today, I don't know.
I don't really, like Justin's not gonna be on today.
He said he's gonna play in Shrouded with Matty
and tomorrow he's moving.
So he's not gonna be on all day, obviously.
I mean, I could play with other people
in the marathon community,
But I just want to try Crimson Desert here for a little bit, like, the day.
I want to try it for the day and see if I like it.
I mean, I liked BDO.
Oh, maybe that bad.
BDO is fun.
And I'm doing a Windows update.
Cursed, where's Justin moving?
I don't know.
Somewhere in the area.
Just got a house he lives in the apartment
How many cats I have eight you know you see two of them in the background don't you look at a
That too.
All right.
That's a long cat, yeah, I like to do this.
I was gonna stretch your mouth more but he did not like it so sometimes he does
Alright, restarted my windows.
I got a Windows update, of course, classic, naturally.
As always, I can't new car.
Hey, we were thinking about buying a new car.
Is that weird?
We were thinking about buying a Mini Cooper.
Friend, you're now.
Thoughts?
We just think they're cute.
They're thinking cute cars.
Just for fun.
Well now I know to buy it, because most people are saying now,
God, they're so easy.
They're so easy.
All right. Open this. Grab a controller and kick back. Every time you see this message
where it says grab a controller and kick back, you know. Not going to be good on mouse
keyboard. Curse message.
Well, Huck is control while healing is F3.
Well, the good news is I play MMOs and I have to hit the most elaborate keybinds to do anything in MMOs usually, so I think I'll be okay.
Can't be worse than that, right? Can't be worse than having like 55 keybinds, Alt-Q, Alt-E, Ctrl-Q, Ctrl-E, Alt-1234, Ctrl-1234,
and F's, T's, C's, V's, G's, R's, E's, Q's, Z's, base bars, control space bars, control tabs, tabs.
It just can't be worse than that.
Like, it can't.
When you play an MMO, you have so many keybinds, and you use both of them, so...
And then you could probably even use an MMO mouse if you wanted.
Probably would be pretty good.
I don't use that, but sure it would be good
All right, compiling shaders
I'll go live on YouTube if you don't want ads. Have fun over there.
You go to YouTube for no ads.
Ad-less. You're just a lurker. You just want to watch.
You don't like ads.
That's where you go.
I wonder if this game will look better on YouTube, maybe.
Every time I watch a YouTube stream, it looks so much nicer.
Every time.
Eh.
What do you think this is?
I think this is better or worse than Wukong.
That game.
Hmm.
I know they're not even the same category or genre,
But my god that came out
What do we got there's no way we're playing native right it's just not gonna happen
Like we're gonna need some sort of fancy upscaling oh, it's all cinematic I
I mean shit let's see how it runs with no upscaling or anything.
Probably runs really bad with no upscaling.
No Frameden, none of that.
I'm curious, let's see, let's have it on Cinematic 4K with no Raytracing, er sorry,
no Frameden, no none of that shit let's see.
I hate that the field turn that off real quick lure
Okay, I'm gonna already assume
any game that has any game that usually has jank feelings you want to turn your cameras
speed to 100. And every game, every time. I already can guess it's gonna move on like
a smooth axis. It's not gonna be like a, like it won't be like one to one, right? How normal
mouse movement would be. It's gonna be like a smooth kind of like drag. So I think you're
gonna want camera speed max. Fuck, you might even want both max. I don't know, shit.
That's my guess though, we'll see.
How come I don't have keybites?
Come on here.
Hello?
Am I blind?
There's no...
no keybites anywhere.
Gotta be it.
gonna be something I gonna start the game okay yeah yeah take my data you all
already have the data everyone's taking my data why do I even have to sign it
I don't even know if you make a character in this game. I have no fucking clue. I'm assuming
you do.
Oh, you don't? Interesting. Okay. You don't make a character at all. I thought you would
interesting so you probably just check dude or do that
Music, kid.
You have to unlock female? Wait, what? Just as a Natty unlock? Okay.
Uh, okay.
All right, hold on.
I may have made a mistake with the camera's peed or something, hold on.
Whoa, what the f- am I looking at here?
Controls, quests, adventures, life, special equipment, and bisqueer, camp management,
mini games.
Okay.
All right.
Hold on.
I gotta figure out which one's which.
Oh, okay, I see, I see.
Actually, you know what? Wait, hold on a minute. Because acceleration is max, if I make this
like 5, is it still going to move quick as long as I move my mouse quick? This mouse
is alright. It is. Alright, I know what's going to happen though. If I have anything
that I need to ADS, it's going to feel gigaslow. But that's alright. I'm going
to do this. Here's what I'm gonna do. We're gonna go like here and then like here and then I'll be happy.
Holy fuck, that's fast. Hold on. Sorry. Okay, here.
Christ. Hold on, this feels like complete ass one sec.
We're just gonna we're gonna do this we're gonna this this felt the best
Hold on
I mean it feeling I'm doing nothing every time I change the setting every time I change the setting I feel like I'm doing nothing
Speak with
Come on, now. Keep it together.
The controls, how you look at people.
Hey, you were close. Let the lights out.
Giles.
Hi.
This game is cool, but the controls make me so angry.
I will see.
I think I'll be fine.
You're getting that bad.
And you'll be the one to do it.
We've got a lot of fight left.
Cliff.
Subtract your eyes, guys.
Okay.
It's so weird, it even looks like video, it's so weird, it literally visually is like
one-to-one come say your farewells
Pulling just 24-7 a wind blasting.
Good evening, come on.
Giles.
Rest well.
You will be missed.
I'm assuming why the keybinds are bad is probably because the game keeps introducing new stuff
to you and then you're like, oh now I gotta hit this button on top of all the other things
I learned and then you get a new thing introduced and it's like oh okay well now to do that one
I still have to do the other things but now I have a new thing to do that's my guess
It was probably just like a bunch of weird like
Things they keep throwing at you and they didn't know how to squeeze it in and scheme I guess
I feel like
They're already coming out with a fix of control movement that I feel like they knew it was bad, right?
Come on.
Yams grew again.
I wish I'd just died.
Oh, just be igniter.
There you are. Perfect, Simon, as always.
Sit down.
I'll be right back.
sit down dig in we're still missing Ryan probably dead I suppose that's one
less mouth to feed a boy could make it to less mouths you know if you've got
fight left in you get your ass back out there no one's stopping you
I'll shut up and eat we're just gonna sit here sipping this this pig's
Well, I'm not really a blood base. Hey, you're looking to get some manners beaten into you
You better fucking pick that up. Oh, what yarn you're gonna meet me fine. That's enough
the good
Bloody bastard
Cranky ginger twat. That's enough
That guy looks cool. I want to look like that guy. I'm just a normal human dude?
Boring. Can I look like that orc dude?
the
gian has fallen
and with you can go home
our land
cailan
once unified
has been plunged into chaos
and now
a bloody battle unfolds
oh boy
you fight to uphold this will
and the black bear forces
that seek to set it to free.
Combat Tutorial?
Combat Tutorial, okay, left click.
Okay, hold on.
Yo, Jill.
Alright, no, nothing else?
No other combat tutorial?
Sure.
Okay, fine. Okay, I'll figure it out myself. It's fine. I'll just dodge.
That's fine. It's all good.
I was expecting a little bit more there, but I'm left clicked.
More combat story. Control is stance. Oh, and then you could dodge. There we go. I don't
know why I attack backwards all the time. Summit is controlled lock-on? Is that what
Let's tell me, yeah.
Let's pay for it, you know what I'm saying?
I'm expecting it to teach me something else, but it's not.
But maybe it will in a sec.
Hold on. Hold on.
I make this control I make this toggle
I'm sure I can.
Haps locks lock?
What the fuck's control done?
The control is also locking, but it's also blocking, I guess.
Okay, control is locked and blocked.
It's a block lock, eh?
Oh.
I knew how to do that already.
Ah, sometimes I can't swing.
I don't understand why sometimes it doesn't swing right there and right here, it takes
It's like forever to swing, dude, did I do something wrong?
Hold on.
Are you parry? That's cool.
Okay.
You have a swimming gear, I don't know why it's like, what am I doing wrong?
I see the stamina there, but maybe you're just maybe you'll just get faster
You have to hold to start attacking, which is why it's not automatic.
Oh, because I'm clicking?
So when I'm swinging, I shouldn't click because it's like the input's going to be more like
that.
Okay.
It's weird.
I've never played a game like that before, but sure.
This guy just threw me!
I don't see it.
Cliff! Long time! Miss me!
I'm not killing this guy right now, he's gonna be like, I'm gonna kill him in the
in the early game after yo whoa whoa whoa okay maybe I am I don't know holy fuck I gotta do all this
I mean the combat is you too bad.
I know I barely I haven't done anything. I've only fought like these like grunts, but
this be a lesson to all you wolf welts what if there's magic in this game i don't really care
about sword playing i mean bdo has magic right so probably
give g in my regards
run down every last gray main leave none alive
Or are they called the black bears?
I want to be those guys, the grey mains seem lame.
I have to performance that, DLSS? Well this is the tutorial so I'm not really...
I'm not judging it based off the tutorial because I'm sure it's higher in the tutorial
than it is in the actual game.
I want to see what happens when the game opens me up.
Well, looks cool.
Run forward.
You can consume stamina move quickly. Press left shift repeatedly.
Oh my god, I have to spam that bitch?
Oh, alright.
Fucking sticky keys.
Interesting.
I got the shit.
Watch this.
Precision jump?
Look at your target.
Uh.
Oh, I see.
Uh, uh, oh, I see, oh, okay.
Interesting, a precision jump.
this is some fucking zelda shit
this is some zelda shit
will ignore that
pretend that
Okay, so far the controls seem chill.
They seem fine.
Okay, reflect light with your sword, disrupt enemy's vision, spot enemy weak's prawns,
Thanks for the sword. That worked.
Okay.
Here?
Oh, here.
Okay, cool.
Cool little ability.
I got the shed.
Boom.
I've played Frogger.
Boom.
Too easy.
Okay.
Toggle your lantern, hold F2, and select the lantern. Oh my. Okay.
To go back to my weapon do I need to, I don't know, it's fine.
Oh, I need it every time I need to go like this, though.
How do I hold it like I did before?
Oh, jeez.
Hold on, I'll figure this out. Hold on.
The F2 toggle, like this.
But how do I hold it?
Control? No.
How do I empty my hand?
Maybe like this?
Oh, I gotta figure out how to empty my hands.
That's gonna be how I... see?
I think you...
Now I do it?
Got it.
Thank you.
That's not too bad.
I'm probably gonna have to change this quick wheel.
F2 is a little...
That makes not that bad.
But I use FDs all the time, it's all good.
I got no F-keys I'm cooked.
Yeah, you got that keyless keyboard.
You got a key bite change for sure.
So funny enough, I think the control scheme's going to be better on the mouse and keyboard
controller, because controller only has so many buttons. So that means you're going to have to do a lot of, like, hitting two buttons together.
If I could separate some of the buttons on mouse and keyboard, I think that would make it more smooth. I don't know if you can.
But having more buttons on my keyboard means I could separate things better.
But yeah, I don't know if that's how the control scheme even works, but so far it seems fine. Nothing seems like...
...converted.
And I'm out here.
I am going to put on, this is going to sound weird, but I think the game without DLSS has
All of the edges are really bad and I think DLSS will fix that.
I'm gonna try it.
Here.
4, 5, 4, 5, L. I forgot the difference. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Doesn't have DLAA
No DLAA at all or is it gonna be here? Oh here. Here it is
That did help a little bit
Interesting how that makes your performance worse
I'm just gonna try some things while I'm curious
didn't run bad though
for
I
Might be honest I don't really see a difference between quality and deal. Hey, hey besides losing a lot of frames
What is ray reconstruction?
Probably a tank my performance, but I'm curious ray reconstruction
Okay, that looks way better, but my god my performance is gone.
The lighting looked weird without it.
Holy fuck my frames though, jeez it.
It looks a lot better with ray reconstruction for sure.
The lighting looks really weird, but with this it fixes the weirdness of it, but I
just lost so much FPS.
That was insane.
Eh, let's just cheat. Let's frame gen. Fine. Use black magic. It's fine. It'll all go away.
There we go. Totally fine. No problems at all.
Now I got 200 FPS. Not a problem!
I went from 50, got 200, black magic.
Pet dog.
sure you're well enough you can stay as long as you like I'm fine really okay
yeah you need ray reconstruction on the lighting looks so weird without it this
looks like how it's supposed to look
I'll be going now.
Very well.
If you're heading into town, you should stop by the Hernand Tavern.
News travels fast around here, so if there's any information to be found, you'll find
it there.
and hide a free sword I'll take care of this it looks laggy on our end I already
paid we're here for the interest what interest I kid come here just if you
could just be any trouble we're not asking we're telling we'll beat the
Game just out of here.
All make your nuts come up in front of you.
Your choice.
What you go can't.
You bunch of fucking nuts.
I feel like Frameden always makes capture weird.
I mean, I've used Frameden a lot and it doesn't really change capture at all.
Oh.
Sorry, there's a delay on my swings.
I keep forgetting that I can hold my click.
I see why it happens.
Ah, that makes sense.
The delay on the swings is because you're going to do the finisher.
The game knows you're going to do a finisher, and it doesn't cut it, so you have to hold it.
So many people that don't understand how I'm going to do something, I want to go, I think
my capture card doesn't like fullscreen.
Maybe.
Capture card is actually tweaking, maybe that'll help.
Is it still tweaking?
Ooh, I think it's still tweaking.
No way this doesn't...
I thought it won't take long to reach for now.
My capture card, I think, is tweaking for some reason, and I don't know why.
This doesn't matter.
Why did it start tweaking? I don't know.
But if you
I don't know why you guys keep saying you let us for time quickly we should write
Beautiful spa isn't it
4-5 is supposed to be bugged, eww.
You could ride with me, but...
I might restart my game.
Because I can't save yet.
When did this save?
9-3-5.
I saved three minutes ago.
I might restart my game because I feel like changing all this bullshit did.
something not shale to me my caps guard I mean
you matter
I'll have you played a total of 30 minutes maybe less
It seems pretty good so far, I don't think there's any problems, besides my capture card
being unhappy.
What's happening?
This isn't where I was.
What's going on?
Where am I?
What's happening?
what's going on? where am I? what's happening?
it's a matrix ship. this is some Assassin's Creed ship actually. that's cool.
that's cool as fuck.
Let's set off.
On foot it won't take long to reach her hand, but if you want to get to town quickly we
should ride there.
Of course.
You could ride with me, but I recently came across this wild horse, he won't let
me riding but maybe it'll take a liking to you sure
now they do just like that look for
her nans used to be one of the nicest places to live with those bandits
about you're always looking over your shoulder it's not bad it's worse than
ever now the guards been stretched thin it's impossible to keep the peace this
game of difficulty sir now is it just like a one one difficulty kind of thing
I like the inventory, that's cool.
I want to go to that tower.
But I don't think I can yet.
I'm no fighter by no strength when I see it that kind of skill will have people seeking
you out playmate some will need your help holy shit these birds but others will just
want to see how they measure up to you that's the only way a fighter can test their strength
Funny, isn't it?
How so last?
Ah, we're nearly there.
That horse seems fond of you, Grey Maid.
A horse would make travelling a lot easier.
I wonder what the DLSS bug is.
See those shadows back there how they're flickering? I wonder if that's the DLSS-45 bug?
Like I wonder if that's part of it
I'm gonna if it gets me out of this cutscene here. I'm gonna try to
Turn it off. I'm curious
People are saying DLSS-45 is weird artifacting and that might be
that? I don't know
He loot you couldn't pick up during combat can safely face.
Oh, so it's a little pick up system if you mislead.
You see those shadows back there?
That might be the deal says four or five thugs.
Let me see.
Four.
No.
Is it this?
Ugh, got worse.
Okay.
That might just be the game.
I don't know. That just might be the game breaking. I don't know why they're doing that, but...
I... Any ideas? Well, I'm going to try this.
Oh!
Okay.
You know what it is. It's ray reconstruction. It makes it worse, but the problem is ray
reconstruction makes the lighting better. Oh wait. No? Hold on. Coincidence. Time of
day. There's a cloud coverage. Lock the sun for a second. It's still flickering.
Stuff like it is bad though.
Interesting, interesting, hold on.
One more thing.
Hold.
My PDLSS.
Hold on.
Holds.
Yeah, I think I think it's I think it's if you use any DLSS model. I think it's just fucking broken
All right, well
Shit, I think I need to restart my game again. I'm gonna be honest with you
I changed somebody settings my games my frames are fucking ass
Fsr tech hold on Fsr tech
Dude Fsr makes the game looks so weird. What the fuck am I looking at? It's all like
Why does it?
Why does it look like?
It looks like it's like, um, shaded something here.
Hold on.
FSRs.
Not it.
Hold on.
I think this is what we do. We do this, we do this, we do this, we do this.
Jack?
Wait.
One more thing. Hold on.
I think this is it. This is the deck. Alright, what the hell am I doing?
Trust post 5, wandering free sword, your actions are appreciated.
to go head to the tavern to drown with autumn ale
okay gotta be nice to everybody
it's completely different weather now
well it might just be because the weather was literally changing
I don't know it's hard to tell right because the weather is raining now so
how do I spawn my horse?
z
x
c
v
uh...
H
Rehorsed
You ever played Breath of the Wild? Yeah.
That's probably one of the only
Nintendo games
that I actually enjoyed.
Jesus Christ this looks terrible hold on this has to be because of this one more thing. I'm so sorry
No, I get this range just looks terrible in this game. It's fine. Here's what it is
You'd be far me you'd be for me. Oh, I'm on our way
Right again
Am I going in this house I'm in a good mood again today
No. Yes.
That was cool.
Challenge the arm wrestling champion.
Hold on. Let me fucking talk to you, man.
I like the old control. Ah!
Oh, it's ray reconstruction that makes the rain look bad?
Oh.
Damn, that's weird, because the lighting looks pretty good with ray reconstruction,
and then there's parts of ray reconstruction that breaks.
Arm wrestling with condos strength-tiding press,
you repeatedly defiligate red gauge and lid.
The gauge turns really the way you lose the match.
Okay, well, so it's not a contest of timing, you just spam E.
I'll snap your wrist.
Oh my god, I didn't know this would happen.
Okay, so this time, eh?
Just got lucky.
Flames this.
You're as strong as you look.
I just did my best.
You should be proud of your own strength.
Why is my guy so nice?
An humble taboo.
Damn.
My par always said true strength lies in humility.
Humble king!
He's like me for real!
Oh, he even looks like me a little bit.
If I grew my hair out?
Little beard?
We got the same like facial structure and shit.
Give a coin to the old beggar.
Who the fuck's begging?
I don't think I can get in here.
Outside, maybe?
Why trust mini-games including RMS and Horsetamming and Target Shooting are available for you to play?
Do I get anything for it?
I gotta greet all the wanderings' free-swords, because I think they're cool as fucks.
Uh, where's the beggar?
Who wants my money?
This is really alright!
Who the fuck she is!
She'll keep her ass pissed, don't worry!
I got you I got you dog wait I'm not triple digit anymore
I've got used to the interference. There's nothing anyone should go accustomed to
Yeah, I'm getting drag dragon's dogma vibes from this game a little bit
And I love dragon's dogma too a lot of people were haters
Fuckin' love that game.
Gave a stick.
Oh it's a husband, yeah, you're right.
Well.
Maybe not yet.
We were playing Black Desert Online, I played it my whole counter-strike career to be honest.
The amount of dude I was what did you mean just TP to gold?
He's a fucking goblin. He's a goblin
I'm going down here to sewer
special items on your area essential the procedures that's a further to your
so okay
why can't I enter the sewer I'm gonna go like right on top of it
I'll hold the control maybe a weird angle okay
don't mind me guys just gonna go to your newer my cats don't mind me
I have motion blur off, guys.
Can I break these?
It's so weird having to hold left click
and right click and not tapping. That throws me off.
I've never played a game like that. Trade goods must be packaged before they can be traded.
Visit Carl on the package provision to convert versions of the package
because packets can be loaded onto horses or on the wagons once loaded with
packets visitor training post
video vibes for real oh yeah I was saying yeah I played video a lot probably
hundreds of hours maybe more 500 hours maybe the amount of horses I fucking was
breathing was nuclear. Um, might die down there? No. No water? Nice swim. How did I know? Never
go the way that the game wants you to go. You always go the other way. You'll get goodies.
I got a helmet!
Uh, inventory? Eye? Tab?
Uh, B.
To tuck in the escape?
Ha ha ha, okay.
Two defense. Hell yeah.
Oh, now I look like an idiot.
I wanna go down.
Oh swimming stamina oh it's one of okay it's kind of you can't infinitely swim got it
can you dive?
Hold on let me get some stamina back I want to see if you can dive
But don't see a dive button, but probably not.
Well, where's the shot?
it why did he jump he's went in between all of them I was not intentional I was I
was aiming down the middle that's really good middle lane jump over the
whole thing I don't know why he leans to the right that's all good you guys
Please lean to the right too or no.
Don't answer that, actually.
Can I fucking slither throat?
Why would I want to do that?
What's wrong with me?
Can you walk?
He was right about you.
Oh, it's the magic man.
The magic figure.
Here.
You'll need this.
He's gonna disappear too.
Yeah.
Careful those are on you,
as you have done for me.
All right, so I'm being guided by the black spirit.
What's happening?
The black spirit is guiding me.
Am I right?
I earned a dordage. Did you see you could like take all this?
You take like everything almost. Why?
And you're like, is this money? Do I have inventory space? Can I just loot over here?
All right, um, was that all that I had to do here?
Okay.
Here.
Okay.
Here.
Great takes.
So weird how this is just a bit literally is exactly like black desert like these towns
are one to one.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, come here, wait, come here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, best game ever!
You're coming with me, everywhere I go.
You're coming with me.
Let's do this, me and you, guess the world.
I'll call you Leo.
I wouldn't be mad if you come down now, promise!
No, no!
Okay, I can't actually interact.
Uh, alright, well good luck, Giddy.
Is everything wrong?
Did you-
You just laced at me.
We're running late, but he just won't come down!
Oh, another cat!
We've got to get back before anyone notices!
Reloope?
The chief's going to be really upset!
Reloope?
How can I- Can you help me get him down?
Chief! Get down here this instant!
Hurry! You're going to get us both in trouble!
And you feel about the game so far, I mean I've only played it an hour.
Teams fine, you know?
Teams like any other game in this genre.
That's it?
Alright.
Fast as fuck!
to death think you'll make it back home in time yeah you saved us from the good
scolding if you ever visit my time come say hi sure if I have time not your
time
I think you'll love it though I'm not sure if you'll be aligned in well don't
worry I'll talk to the chief about it make sure you come visit okay right as
your village
eyes and then
Key item. Okay, so it's not like something I could wear.
Strange symbols or characters that represent something that they appear to be linked to the shy ones. Yeah.
Hey, can I have a map?
Jesus Christ.
I wonder if I could go on a boat and go from like here to like here, you know, the Balhalla style.
Yeah, what is it?
That's everywhere where all these question marks, you know sad
There's a question is a visit. I think it's my bad. All right guys. I should probably not ride a horse here
I feel like I'm getting in trouble. Are these question marks side course? What's this? I think they are
There.
I can't talk to you.
Am I going to go on the other side of the table?
No.
Yes, what can I get for you?
Handy room for one extra item.
Yeah, I'll buy that.
Seems pretty good.
Here you want my bowl?
I got this in a dungeon.
Here, take this jewel box too.
You know, take all those.
Right here.
Oh
Every good by to now
Yeah, what's the scroll I go to South
Well first person, okay
Okay, what the fuck?
Turkey's abrasive stencils and ingredients by finding recipes and acquiring knowledge
of taverns.
Prepare that meal to restore your health.
Okay.
Wait, can I play this game first, person?
Is there a button for that?
Can I like fight like this?
Or is it just more for visuals?
You can?
Oh my god.
I mean, it's not a good idea.
Like, there's no way you're fighting in First Person, right?
But...
Can't first person on a horse
All that I know I'm supposed to go to this main quest or whatever the heck, but
Sheenies little whatever the heck these are on the map like what is this?
How I'm not even next to you guys
Oh it's a bounty board or something
Yeah
Nothing of interest stands out
But they're so extra you have to like examine it and go first person
I'm going to use my shield.
Prepare a meal at my place.
Renee the Butcher looking for a skilled chef.
I can do that, I don't know what else we got.
I don't want to use the handles for the hammers in the back, or if they were someone who could
bring a strong sturdy wood.
Okay, also do that.
I hope this saves in my log somewhere.
Is that a human thing?
What do you want to have like a... like a... urnal?
Oh, fuck.
Inventory?
Maybe?
I
Why don't they have one poster or two I see okay
No way you take the paper out every time oh my god, okay
Holy shit, okay everything in this game is a lot of extra steps
We're gonna not do these however I
Kind of want to chop a tree that sounds kind of fun
Like I need an axe
You will get an axe
Hold on
Gift
Ever see those big cats wander in the village. I could gift strangers things like fables happening
The moon cat knowledge acquired.
Stick layer of fat makes for a soft round belly that's satisfying a pet.
Okay, this is a very...
I'm getting the polarizing opinions.
It's making a lot of sense.
This is a very...
This is essentially a sandbox RPG.
It's not really on rails, like there is the main quest, right?
But you kind of do whatever the fuck you want, however you want to do it.
And that I can understand why people are a little polarized, right?
Because that makes you look more like you're kind of a jack-of-all-trades, right?
Master of none.
Like you're not like, insanely good at one thing, but you do a lot of things well.
I can't believe this. Get up!
Loren?
Stop whinging and get up!
Can't even handle cleaning a bloody chimney.
Some husband you turned out to be.
Can you believe them? You got fittings all afternoon?
Is he alright?
This is all just a show.
He pretends to fall off a roof to get out of work.
Fuck yeah.
Love that.
I was hoping that fall would knock some sense into you.
Why would I pretend to fall off the roof?
That really hurt.
I'm sure it did.
Just like when you slammed your hand into the door
last week, eh?
Oh, come on now.
Enough.
I'll do it for you.
Oh, well, we were going to do it, weren't we?
Lauren, let the man walk.
Shut it.
And that's a real man.
Clean the chimney.
I got this.
Okay.
We got temperature buffs.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, I can do this room
There's no broom
Hold on room
Well, I just replaced something I don't know what I replaced fine though room
I think I have to get up on one more.
This game is gross, though.
It's kinda cool, though.
I know this just seems stupid, but the detail to it is kinda fun.
Oh my back! You've done me a huge favor there. Where'd you come off that one?
Where are you? Come now. She'd have me run ragged if she could.
Can I bring you for a little fiat drink, sir?
Hey, I can sit in here.
Hey? Why don't you find some better actor for the room?
Hi!
Lauren, give him some of our finest attire, and I'll think of it as a gift for me to you.
Oh, see how I wearing pants?
I feel like I'm playing Fable.
Okay, there's a box back there. There was a glowy thing.
There's like, oh, here, here.
Pill.
Palmer Pill is...
Inventory expansion 3 slots. Parmol Pill is mysterious.
Okay. Do I have to use the revive pills? Is it a choice? Examiner and items. Let the
inventory person examine it. Yeah, okay, I know how to do that. We're good. The key
The old man
It's way too dank
Of course
There he is. Like that, huh? Okay. Magic course. Does this game have, uh, auto-pathic? Or do
you have to actually run everywhere? No auto, okay. I feel like it should definitely have
that but that's mine
where's the shop hold on I gotta I gotta check out a shop hey there let me
forge you a blade fit for legends okay so I bought a small bag earlier because
it seems pretty good should I buy another one
fine man always buy the bags okay
Okay, so if I could refine, I could like a place to...
got a little exclamation point. Iron ore. Okay. Okay. We got to go mining, gentlemen.
Alright, I can do that. Um, are you the smith that needs the wood, I think?
Well, you've come to the finest blacksmith in town
Though not at the best time my hammers about to give out I gotta go find a must kill blacksmith like me is nothing without the proper tools
Could get the word myself from the far I got you just tell me where to get an axe, but blacksmith must never leave his forge
I think he gave me an axe maybe
I see did I got you or wait no wait it just has knowledge acquired so maybe not
do I have an axe you should probably gave me an axe he did let's go chop some trees
Woo! I'm excited to find iron. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm actually stoked to find iron.
Alright. Drop the trees. Get out of the way.
I'm assuming I need a pickaxe. Can I just drop any of these trees?
Will we cool? Is this shit fine or... what was that actually right there?
Okay, I'll take two.
Alright, so it's catch, what's this, a snail?
For why?
I probably could cook with it.
Ok, or that I guess.
Wait, how come I'm not wearing this?
to the Hernand Castle. Oh, that's fun. You have little costumes. What does it look like?
Huh? Oh. Got it. All right. Um, all right. Um, all right. Um, hold on. Equipping these
weapons is kind of a pain in the ass but you have to like it always replaces my
ordinary gloves they're way to default
anything else
hold F2 and scroll.
Oh!
Thank you.
Okay, that helps a lot.
Uh, alright.
Get to work.
Hold on!
Bro!
Lock in!
There we go.
I almost killed my horse.
Alright, now what? Do I slam? Like this? Bang!
I've played a survival game before.
Hell yeah!
That was sick!
I got your thing Mr. Blacksmith.
of
the
use this perfect I can finally fix my hammer that's a weight off my shoulders thank you
here a token of my appreciation what would you give me iron
oh a shield good or not they just flyer
This one?
Oh.
Nevermind.
Okay.
Oh wait.
Is it?
This one.
Alright.
Wrong flyer.
Minor equipment, tempered strength.
Yep.
I got that, so to say.
Uh...
I got a new weapon.
That's what I was saying.
So, the shield he gave me is worse.
I mean, it has one attack speed.
I don't know what the fuck that means.
But it technically is worse.
I don't know what attack speed, hold on.
Let me try to figure out the stats of this game, how does this hold on?
Try to figure that out, because that's probably pretty important.
Oh god, okay, so here we go.
Hmm, stats details.
That doesn't help me.
That doesn't help me at all.
So my shield is 3 with a movement speed of 2 and then this shield is 2 with a movement speed of 1, but then it has attack speed.
Does that attack speed go to my one-hander or is that just only when I use my shield to swing? I have no clue.
I don't know. I'm gonna assume. Can I try it?
Hold on. Hey, don't mind me, okay?
Okay, I'm just gonna...
Oh, I can't do it in town.
You need to refine it for the quest?
I think I could just refine any shields.
But it's fine, it's just Timber who cares.
Um, there.
It's just one, takes like two seconds to get.
before you
from left click it was nothing
always always for the back of your right
I'm gonna go refine my shields. I'm gonna go drop some trees. Don't mind if I do.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, I can help you the rack one second guys
Sorry, I handed it to you to help, something like that, okay, wait I have a ring, that's
not a ring.
Let's go chop some trees, let's make the best shield ever.
Actually, at some point, it's probably gonna use a different material.
Wait, the trees...
Wait, I wonder if the trees stay...
Hold on.
Do the trees permanently stay broken?
You just can't imagine...
I can imagine somebody...
literally...
um...
I can imagine them just trying...
Their goal is to chop the whole tree...
Like, everything.
Every floor is down in the entirety of the game.
I could see people doing that.
Guys, look out!
That was close.
That was a scrap.
Yeah, I could see how people have lost hundreds of hours in this game, and I'm gonna be honest,
I don't even think hundreds of hours is enough.
Just, just judging off of these little things that you can do, these little fetches, the little like...
Just tiny, this is just the intro, right? It's just basic bitch shit.
I imagine it becomes more elaborate, and then the map is fucking huge.
So I fully can understand how people have...
Played hundreds of hours in like the review copy, and it's just not enough.
Ow.
Yo-ho-ho fuck my passively heal and I gotta sleep my bar is going up
It's just a little tree to
I forgot how much I needed for my shield.
I think it was 15.
I have 9.
I wonder if these little trees give you less?
I imagine they do.
It's so small.
It's a little...
Oh my God, I could barely hit it.
Dude, this is not worth hitting this little tree.
I just want to see if it, I want to see if it spits out.
Like, what if it spits out if it's the same shit?
God damn it.
Don't worry, I got this.
Hold on, this tree won't defeat me.
Okay, uh, um, well, that, perfect.
Turned into a bigger tree.
It just spits out one, but...
Okay, we need a...
Ah, it's a juicy tree.
This is good.
That must kill the goat.
Why are you farming trees?
I'm upgrading my shield.
Why?
just for fun.
There's probably another weapon I'm going to find instantly and then never use the shields.
But, I don't know man.
One of your horse can die.
I need two more timber.
I don't know if other weapons can parry, but the shield can parry, and I think that's pretty cool.
You know?
Holy fuck.
Oh, okay.
There's literally a better shield on the road.
Hey man, let me have this, okay?
Yes
Okay
I think the other way would probably be funnier.
I think tried the other way.
And just see what happens.
Why is your character sparkling?
Are they?
We're gonna go to the castle in a second.
I just, for some reason, want to upgrade the shields.
I mean, literally, it's so pointless.
I need something sturdier.
If you want something unique just ask
Are you getting XP? I don't know if that's how this game works, but maybe I
Alright so now the shield is the same defense as my last one and then it's even more dude more timber more fun
I wonder if there's a faster way to chop trees.
There probably is.
Anyway.
Um...
I need to go to this castle.
Up the road.
OOF
Damn
I just cranked right there
Um, let me in
I hear you
Open it here. Just check it out my drip. I look good
That's all I'm hearing I look good
Oh, another, oh, okay, secondary drip jack, hey, guys, we, we, we go.
Oh, oh, you don't seem like the troublesome type.
all good don't go causing trouble in there all right open the gate you can pass
Let's go up.
Keep your weapon, Chief, and we'll get on just fine.
Okay, fucking huge.
What do you want?
Alright.
Can I wear this?
Oh, I see that.
Oh
I'll find a way
Okay, okay relax relax, oh my god
Okay, okay, okay, can't get in there what in this one?
I'm actually not sure what I'm supposed to be doing in this castle.
Going up.
Oh, the store's always locked.
Cool.
Not today.
Okay.
Pearl Abyss.
a walk well I got a good view from up there he's right I'm like I'm like 90
sure that like 75% of this thing this playable area is playable like I'm
sure some is backdrop but that's fine we'll get there eventually
this nexus are spread over pile well use your lantern or blinding class for
relocation stand on the bus next to the exit once you once you activated fast
travel to the business when selecting it from your watch this shit how do I
try to take up my sword I'll be honest with you
Oh, do I have to like...
That was funny.
Wait, am I not supposed to cast my Blinding Light here?
Why does it work?
I guess I don't cast this here.
Okay, I'll cast it somewhere else.
There it is cool looking.
Oh, is that a bunny?
Okay, first thing we're going to do is
upgrade our stamina. Jesus Christ, I could run for what? Five seconds?
You're finally here.
He's waiting for you this power will help you get inside
Thanks bird
What are you doing in here little kitty
Hey
of
All push move
Okay, I hear you but how do I turn this oh I see
Fuck oh Jesus, okay. This is where a controller would be nice
Holy fuck come on get there
Please
It will relax Jill stop
Okay, I'm assuming I gotta do this one out. Oh
um
How did I do the tab?
I have to do the edge. I have to do the edge.
Come on!
Ta-da!
Oops, hold on down.
Ah, I've been waiting for you.
Just as virtue paves the path to wisdom, your deeds have brought us together once more.
You are that beggar.
I am Alustin, and this is the Axiom Archive.
Alustin.
It is a repository of the universe's grand designs.
Each record, the blueprint of a single world.
Why did you summon me?
There are beings who have brought chaos to your world.
The consequences of which extend to even you and your comrades.
You have news of them?
You will cross paths with those who escaped Fate's grasp, but the balance of this world
and the Abyss has begun to falter.
If the cosmic order frails any further, our world, the Abyss, and reality itself will
unravel.
You must restore the balance before it's too late.
I don't know what you mean.
a brand undertaking. It begins with small acts. How do I not be a dude? How do I be a
dude at? Is that possible? Or am I just stuck a dude status?
Skybridge gate alignment, restore the abyss, activate Skybridge, pass through the gate,
operate device aligning it to the character base and restore the broken sky bridge
you get different characters eventually
you're like character base
okay how do I interact with this thing
Um, like with this, can I use this thing?
That looks good to me.
I got a stamina.
Oh, look at that.
That anything?
There's nothing.
Now I'm not using the controller for this.
How's the keyboard always easier every time without fail in every game ever?
Just a better input, really.
When ass!
Don't take the bait!
What do you mean?
Hi, when I played Street Fighter 4, I was hitting my combos.
And I was doing my half circles on mouse and keyboard.
It was really weird, but I was doing it.
All of that.
Look at us go.
Keyboard's not ironically good for Street Fighter though, that's what I'm saying.
I was doing it.
I thought I was practicing Street Fighter 4 like a decade ago.
Oh, why can't we do that earlier?
Okay.
Can I step off now?
Move this.
Move the floating power cord to deactivate the lantern.
Okay.
Move it where?
Here?
Wait, can I?
Can I grab the one in the middle?
Okay.
here? Wait, can I? Can I grab the one in the tank? No. I gotta move that thing somewhere.
Okay, I'll figure figure this out. I don't really know where to move this
Huh, okay.
Uh...
Let me use my magic... my magic fucking... my magic sword.
Here we go.
Wait
Put it here
Now where I put it
Okay, Brogg!
Uh, now I probably can put this here?
Hold on, magic sword!
Wait, magic sword!
Okay, just use your fucking magic sword. Thank you
Do I grab the cube from up here now bring it down? Oh, no, so I'll go through because I'm the thing will pop back up
I just
Okay, what's this guy doing? Can I do what he's doing? What are you doing?
How are you doing that?
Learning, learning, processing.
Skills short.
Oh, there's a skill tree.
Interesting.
Doored, spear, longsword, dull weapon fist.
How's that all- that's it? There's no- there's no weapons?
So like, will I kick this shit?
The Blam!
Now, that one.
Okay.
What the hell do I get out of here?
How the hell do I get out of here?
Wait, actually, how do I get out of here?
I didn't think this part would go on this.
I'm the wall no I owe this wall
I didn't know where the wall was blended in there's no yellow paint man
Don't mean to hang on to this thing.
Motherfucker.
Oh no, I'm Maddox George!
I thought I'd have to hit it somewhere specific.
Did I hit it right in the core? Can I get in the middle?
Can't get in the middle. Maybe this'll work?
BAM!
I mean cool I guess that that's very breath of the wild I'll be honest like 100% you go
You go into like a shrine and then you move some shit around and...
Good lamb.
Good bluesy.
Why'd you take me back here?
What if there's something over there?
You-
Wait.
I was clearly going that way.
Hold on.
Okay, something tells me I talked to that person and then I go here anyway.
Okay, um, I'll come back.
Sorry, wasting time.
I need.
So, have you decided on your path?
Sorry, who are you?
I am White Crow, a guardian of the Abyss and a protector of your world's cosmic order.
You are the woman from the sewer.
The kindness you showed me back then, will guide you on your path.
Here, take these wings.
The power to soar through the open skies is yours to command.
It's time to return.
Doesn't this make you want to join man up again?
No.
I wanted to know what was the other...
A world is yours to explore.
Can I go back up there?
Damn, you can use that ability while flying, but you definitely have to do that for certain
Puzzles
What happens if you don't go flight mode
Yeah, yeah
Not even close
Not even close you grabbed him by the pinky man. What the fuck ends?
Okay.
You gonna give me something for saving you?
I'll throw you fucking off the cliff.
Heavy copper pouch.
Hey man.
They're there
Oh
Oh, yeah, oh
Wait, you can't actually get a lot
Come on man
Fuckin okay, well
I thought I could all right
What he gave me a pouch
Heavy copper pouch
Substantial amount of copper coins
You open it
58 copper
Yeah, you know that all right. Can I go back to that?
Skyland
ITP up there. It said something about fast traveling to the abyss because I feel like there was something there
I also have skills or some shit
Not yet
Feel like I missed something you know
About these skills, can I re-spec these easily?
Oh, reset all.
Probably doesn't use currency either.
Damn it, uh...
Wait, so this is for the weapons?
Or is this general?
I'm confused.
Why is it...
I don't understand what these are on the left, which weapons are?
It's the same thing.
Okay, well I'm gonna pick stamina, cause that's what I want.
BAM!
Oh my god, it's in the animation.
Uh, I have one more little cube, can I do the little cube for anything?
I have a not filled in cube, what the fuck's that for?
I don't know.
I don't know what the little cubes are for, but nothing, apparently.
Oh, that's the respect cube? Oh, shit, there's currency for reflex? I don't know, not me, yeah.
Greetings, Splashop!
Come, tell me that.
Oh, what's happening?
Oh!
Hey, chapter one done!
Hell yeah!
What happened? I died? I turned into an abyss... abyss corrector?
Um... um...
I went up into the abyss. I... I got some cubes.
And I was told to save the worlds. That's all.
I'm the chosen one. Why am I the one to save the world? Who knows.
Now I follow a wisp and this is gonna take me to that town where that child was I think?
Maybe?
Or maybe not?
Isn't that the cat necklace that she gave me?
Yeah, cat lady.
Force
What's the book a bounty whoa, don't mind if I do aliceos aliceosis
20 copper?
That can't be 20 copper.
Orc.
Band of bandits.
Oh, silver. Fuck yeah, talk about.
Bounty will be paid.
However, only half the bounty will be awarded if killed instead of captured alive.
Oh fuck.
Alright.
Okay, I wonder if this is like Red Dead where you can like become the bounty.
Isn't that a thing?
Like you just like do enough crime and then they start chasing you?
Alright, I think I'm strong enough for that outlaw.
Does it tell me where to go?
What's this oh wait it tells you oh
Wait a second hold on wait. I'm going to this guy. Hold on. That's the pickaxe guy. I don't know told you that on the map
I think it was the guy next to the blacksmith
was it?
This guy.
Or you're the guy?
Yes you were.
Oh I learned out of mine.
I earned for the mines.
Okay.
Thank you for noticing.
Fetch me a few good unbroken chunks, would you?
Err...
Give me a big axe?
Yeah, on my way.
Bring hard rock and reels of biggest value, or the jewels of the biggest good, and the thing, turn mine.
Err...
Sorry, this... I probably should have done this when I was doing the wood, but I'm doing it now.
Excuse me, pardon me. I want to see what it's like to mine a rock.
So what are we what kind of rocks are we hit like this shit we hit this shit I
Don't think that's right
I don't see anything on the map
That stuff? No, not that way.
Maybe I've never seen one yet, so I don't know what it looks like.
But that kind of looks like the picture.
Nope.
I have the bird next to me.
What? Where even?
Your map has filters.
Classes environment.
Uh, I don't know if this helps me at all.
Unless these question marks are a thing.
Huh.
This is Damian's story.
Oh, it's changing pictures.
I got a bird on my head.
Just select all of it, oh, that makes sense, look at that, now I can see things, I still
can't see what ore looks like but that's fine I will find rocks I will find
rocks. This seems like a spot for rocks. Yeah, apparently it won't find rocks. I thought this
would be a little bit easier. That's on me. Oh shit! People are killed for fun. What's
Oh, I gotta pull up. Hold on. Wrong weapon. Jill. All right, we're good.
I'm gonna get some. I'm gonna get some.
You looted him?
Oh my god, you have to loot him individually?
Oh, they don't always drop loot, okay.
But your damn sword away buddy I'm still trying to find rocks
like are we sure these rocks don't work come on
okay it's red
they're going for a climb
I'll find rock birds got a message
He does have a map, that's so cute! How do I take it?
I don't know how to... that's fine, he'll just chill.
There was a tower up here that I saw that I wanted to climb earlier. I probably
could have gotten up here a different way but whatever maybe there's rocks up
here I don't know who knows all right bird give me your give me your fucking
hey
Come here. Come here.
Time to read.
Okay, I already knew this.
Okay, you give me tips that I already know.
I'm so sad for you.
I am committed. I am committed to this.
All right, though that unlocked fast travel, I did not want it said, but
It was that. Can you see binoculars?
There's gonna be a fucking line up here or something.
I'm trying to get to that tower.
I have no clue why.
I just...
I also am looking for rocks and apparently finding none of them.
You're surrounded by rocks. No, I know, but I think it's... I need a certain rock, but I don't know what the rock looks like.
Like, does this rock work? No, it doesn't.
Haunted Hill, knowledge acquired. That's... eerie.
Wait, how do I look at the knowledge that I just got? Can I?
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
Like, can I mine this shit?
No.
It's stabbing Pierce, but not.
I don't know.
Fuck it, stand on this one, I probably could get one down.
Ducks!
Gimme!
Is it duck?
What am I holding on to?
Duck? What am I holding on to?
Why am I just holding on to it?
Okay, maybe I can get this shit.
Oh, it's red.
Dude, this looks like something I could mine, no?
It moves I just maybe I need a special pickaxe for that
Well, I got to the fucking
That's the power I
Don't know why I wanted to go up here
I'm gonna go in.
I did.
I want you for no reason.
I still haven't found any rocks to mine, by the way.
Maybe this?
Come on.
Yeah!
What the fuck does a rock look like that I can hit?
Am I stupid?
Nothing on my minimap.
That shit.
Oh my god, it's right there, isn't it?
Son of a bitch.
Watch this though.
Watch this tech.
Hold on.
Mark it.
Fill up.
Go here.
TP.
Why does it say X2?
Oh, double click.
I've never seen anything say X2.
Why does it say X2?
Oh, double-click.
I've never seen anything say X2 in the...
In the UI option, I've never seen that.
Alright, now I should...
Do I see my marker in the world, though?
I do.
Somewhere over here. Why does it sit so far up and down? Look at this tech.
Yahoo! Oh my god.
That's kind of cool. That's a cool way of traveling.
It's cool how you fast travel from the abyss at the top, and then you can do that, and
fly down and go wherever you need.
Rocks!
Holy shit! Can you believe it?
It's like Fortnite.
Why is it red?
What the fuck?
Last...
Oh, I'll...
Well, how was I supposed to know that?
I have to hit the these these boys
Hold the ear slow and your character moves really slow
I
Mind this might I can what's this shit
Should I just mine this whole fucking place?
There more over here?
No.
Oh, there's more copper up there.
There's a fire!
There's probably men up there.
Nevermind.
Well that was...
Fuck.
God damn it, I was baited.
Whoa.
What the hell is that shit?
I gotta take a piss really bad. Sorry, hold on.
All right, is it co-op?
No.
You got to do all this by yourself with your own thoughts.
Do you guys like your own thoughts? Be honest.
Hell no! Jesus, okay, my bad, guys, fuck.
I love my thoughts.
I was expecting more people to say yes.
So many of you guys said no.
You know you think about the things that you think about, right?
You don't like your own thoughts, just change them.
Nope.
Oh, this is a rock.
Holy, didn't notice that.
Drew!
Yeah, just do it, you know?
Like, if you...
Come on.
Just... just do it.
So, finding iron is a bit of a problem, clearly.
Because I found like three nodes.
That's it.
A tiny cluster.
No wonder I wasn't finding shit where I was going.
How the hell am I supposed to find more of that stuff?
A mysterious energy can be sensed in those areas.
There might be a secret hidden here.
Oh, there's more, yo, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I did not know you were a bad man, holy fuck, I thought you were just...
Hold on. I hit this fucking archer first. Come here.
Come here.
You dead?
Yo, chill!
No, that barbarian!
I don't fucking even want to die.
I don't even want to die.
Yeah, fuck you guys even want to fight me. What did I do?
I tried to fairy. I found it.
Horrible.
So is there even a point of searching these guys?
Because it should go back to my like stash.
I feel like there's no point.
You just every now and then just check your stash and see what you get.
Anywho, I almost fluckied down.
I have... I don't know why I'm not on my horse.
I'm a little distracted right now, I'm not gonna lie to you.
I know I should be doing something else, but I'm just kind of going.
Oh wait, this is the- Oh, this is the, uh, uh, I guess I'm not that distracted.
I was going to the right side.
You've set my spirits ablaze as well.
My thanks.
Drop it again.
And I'll find weapons waiting.
Okay.
Looking for flying steel?
Well, you found the best.
What's this blusher mark?
Huh?
A change of gear does wonders for a title.
Oh it's for my horse!
Whoa!
Did I pimp out my horse or what?
Honestly no, you always pimp out yourself first.
Never pimp out your horse first.
No, no, no.
You're unlikely to see wares like mine elsewhere.
Alright, well, I need to go find out what this mysterious power is in the area.
Probably on top of this hill.
It was where I saw that shit on the wall, I'm sure.
It was definitely where I saw that shit on the wall.
I'm just trying to see if see the light bro
Well, there's no light here.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, that just seems important, but like, maybe it's not?
Oh yeah, I have the punch ability, that's right.
I keep forgetting that that's another thing.
That seems important, but maybe I have to go-
Alright, alright, okay, okay, I think I have to go up, up here, or something, this is where
the weird artifact thing was so it's probably it's probably here somewhere
What the fuck was that?
Oh, that's just to upgrade my skills, I think.
Yeah, we're gonna do more stamina.
Well, that's worth it, I guess.
I still don't know how to open that chest under me, but it might be an ability I don't have yet.
Uh, alright.
So...
The outlaw's over there?
Holy fuck, that's far.
Is the abyss close to that?
Hold on, I wanna try, I wanna go back up to the abyss real quick.
Um...
Wait, how come I can't pass travel?
Okay.
Where's my...
What was happening to me?
Oh, I gotta keep selecting all?
I think you're right.
I wanted to see if there was anything else here this way.
I doubt it, but...
The longest relationship I have with a streamer may be filled with love.
Thank you for the 120-watch stream party.
Okay, I want to see if there's anything more I could do in this area.
The audio here's.
They're here, maybe?
If not, I'm just gonna go back to the town, I guess.
Maybe I could still do something, let's see.
Use it up!
Oh fuck.
In the controller as bad as I say, they're not that bad so far, but I would imagine as
you get more stuff introduced I'd imagine as you get more stuff introduced to you it
probably gets a little bit more convoluted but I don't know you guys tell me you guys
play the game more after you get more confusing buttons because it doesn't seem very confusing.
I just think some people can't really adapt to new things very well, but they want every
game to feel the exact same. Which is fair, you know. There is fluid controller schemes and stuff,
and they work for a reason, but... I don't know, it doesn't seem too amusing. Movement and buttons and shit.
I might be wasting my time, I don't know where I'm going here, but...
I feel like what's gonna happen is I can always go to the submiss and keep going, and these
are like little puzzles, but I need to do stuff at the bottom of the world, like the
normal map to, like, I'll probably hit a wall and I won't have the tech, and then
And I'll need to get the tech from the bottom of the map.
So I go as far as I can.
Once I don't have the capabilities to go past the abyss puzzle, I go back down, do some
shit down low, then go back up and... I'm guessing.
One shot, one shot, one shot, one shot, one shot.
Well, what do I do here?
I just wasted my time.
I did not mean to do that.
All right, well, see you later.
I'm going this way now.
No.
Not me to do that.
I don't think there was anything I could do there anyway.
It didn't look like it, but I didn't really get enough info.
I accidentally riked like that. I didn't mean to. It was an accident.
Listen, the super strike is very sensitive. Are you ready for your second cuppa? I am.
Well, I'm gonna land in this town
guys I don't think I'm gonna make it
I don't think I'm gonna make it
I don't know
what the fuck
How am I?
Well this place is certainly cool.
Hey, this is... maybe I could open this.
I don't know what this shit is.
Come back.
That vision thing.
Come back.
Hold on.
Hold on
We'll come back in a second. I think I'm supposed to learn from it like I learned the spirit punch bullshit
Maybe I don't know
It's not coming back is it?
Come back
What if I just can't do this right now?
It's not a stab, I don't know what you want for me.
This looks like a stab, but it's not a stab.
This is a normal swing.
This is-
I don't have the- I don't- I can't stab, unless there's like a skill for stab or something,
but I don't have that.
Dab.
Oh, do I have it?
Left shift, right click.
Oh, shit.
I do have stab.
Oh, cool.
I've never used this before.
The story didn't tell me.
Well, it's not working.
Uh, I don't think I'm strong enough.
Oh, why move, I think, oh my god.
Where the fuck do I move this thing?
I move it so slowly. It's been me eight years.
Watch the fuck.
I mean, if I just keep turning it, at some point, it'll lock it in place and be like, you did it! Right?
Maybe not though, yeah, fuck.
Yeah, I don't know, um...
Oh my gosh, that's based off your camera angle.
Fuck, that's a way.
Okay, hold on. I can figure this out. So the light is pointing to a shield. There's probably
a shield here somewhere, right? That's a bell. I probably have to put it right here. Oh my
god, I went the longest fucking way. That's gonna take a while. This is gonna take a while.
It's gonna take a minute.
Hold on.
We gotta go the other way.
Yeah man, I'm using increased speed.
speed this is the fastest version okay let me I'm just not strong all right
don't judge me I'm weak man
The pillar in the way, yeah I'm strong enough to push fast.
Almost there.
So close.
Watch this be some shit where the sun sets and then you can only do it during the daytime
and then I'm fucked.
Yeah, I'm on.
Oh my god, it's actually in the way.
I'll push it, I'll push it, I'll push it, don't worry, I'm almost through.
Here we go.
And go.
Oh fuck.
Ah.
You get out of the way?
Oh, fuck, I don't think I could break it. Can I push it? Oh wait, this thing.
I could do this, hold on. It's the...
BAM!
Can I fucking pull it?
Dude, get out of the way, man!
I don't know what to do with it.
Don't tell me I have to go the other fucking way.
Guys, I might have to go the other way around.
I actually might have to go the other way around.
Get out of the way!
Don't move in this thing dude.
There's no moving hits.
Let me see if I like moved it a little bit.
Hold on.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Sorry.
Okay.
It's on here?
Yeah.
You can leave the door open.
just closed it cuz vibes thank you sorry all right we're gonna running start
Okay? Ready? Here we go.
Guys, we're going the long way. We're going around. We're going around.
Wait, no, I can't go around because I'm blocked on that side, too.
Okay, did I just waste my time? Do I need an ability to pick this thing up
but I don't have the ability yet? I think I just wasted my time.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest with you, I think I wasted my time.
Because I can't, I can't, I can't make this thing move.
It's just, it's stuck.
Use nature's grasp, I don't have that.
I don't have nature's grasp, man.
Well, how did you get here?
I fucking, I can fly! What do you mean how did I get here?
I can go anywhere I want
So I have force palm and nature's grasp is ready look right here. I don't have it
Guys I don't have this I need to observe the skill in action. I don't have it
This whole time I just wasted my fucking time, god.
Fucking dammit, dude.
I'm fucking dammit.
I don't even know where I am.
Where am I?
Okay.
Very far from my main glasses.
I'm extremely far, actually.
I should, can I put a pin on this?
Okay, that's it.
There's no way I'm gonna remember where that is.
Like what?
Okay, I wanna open that when I get Nature's Grasp, but.
All right, well, we know what to do.
We have to go to the main quest
and it'll probably unlock it at some point.
So we gotta go here.
We gotta go up.
Oh wait, the markers are different colors.
Oh!
Oh hell yeah brother!
That's what I'm talking about!
Alright, uh, sorry.
Get the bounty. Fuck. I mean, I'm ar- dude. Fuck, you were right. I was close to the
I mean, it seems like this game seems like it has a lot, which is pretty cool.
This doesn't seem like a game where...
Like, this isn't a game where you're going to brush it.
That's just not going to happen.
There's just no way.
This is going to be a game that you're going to...
Slowly pick at...
Over the next fucking six months.
I think I'm supposed to go to this tower.
I might make it.
I'm here. I'm here. Don't worry. We're about a thing.
what's up bitch okay okay okay holy fuck holy all right relax Jesus archers
first you guys are strong as fuck they're strong as fuck I'm sorry
the man he mother fuckers
I'll cut you back to size!
They fucked.
What's up?
Now come here!
Tryna run?
Tryna fuckin' run?
Bitch?
Alright.
Some of you wore a crime, dude, they're bandits, man.
Actions may blockade certain key quests you can liberate these areas by resolving local
conflicts or defeating Occupying Force once freed.
These offer new stories and experiences.
Wait, certain crimes may only be committed while wearing a mask.
Wait, did I commit a crime?
holy fuck I think I just committed a war crime I think they were trying to run
away I murdered them but how does anyone know they're dead unless fucking
Rapunzel's in this tower the Rapunzel never leaves the tower so who's she gonna
tell all right um so what am I supposed to do here
Uh, climb the- do I climb this bitch?
Oh. Uh, okay. Uh, fire.
Uh, fire. Yeah. I know how to do fire arrows. I've never- I've never shot my bow. Hold on. Oh, all right. Well.
Oh, I got this. I've never shot my bow before, so let's try to figure this out. Okay.
The bow. Yeah?
It's not that button. Okay.
Ummm...
Q, okay.
Can I set it on fire?
How do I...
Maybe I just shoot it through the fire.
Guys, we're uh, we're running out of fire.
I heard-
It doesn't do anything if I hold it over.
Oh wait, it's on fire now, okay.
like holy shit we got a plate helmet and I took a fucking painting don't mind if I
I do.
Don't mind if I do.
Huh!
Corn?
Copper?
Oh my god, I'm rich.
I'm so rich.
Can I take the plate like armor?
No.
Does the audio like double
when you're indoors?
Am I crazy?
Yeah, that's... yep.
Like, can I do anything about this fire?
If I just have to take it.
Oh.
Oh!
We're fine.
Can I, like, climb?
I'm looking to go.
Take this helmet too.
Take that plate.
Is there a way I can slow my character down?
I guess that's why controller's nice.
There's no like slowing your character down, you can't like slightly hold the...
Like you move your stick slower.
Like you did with keyboard and mouse, you just hit the button and it goes...
Vision.
Okay.
Wait!
Is this how I learn nature's grasp? I go to that thing and then I can actually... no, never mind.
I'm stupid. Never mind. I'm done. No!
We're an idiot. Don't ignore me. That's not right.
Equip the vision.
From the head gear.
Okay.
Game is fucking dank.
Okay.
we're looking for a memory down here. Okay.
What if you're seeing Bruce Wayne is this
surprise. I'm not actually there. What you're looking at is a memory. More
precisely, one of the moments I've enjoyed this game so far. It's pretty
It's unique! I will give it that! It's certainly unique!
The Vizio! They threw it a little accent! It's not the vision helmet, it's the Vizio!
Visione!
To know... how am I supposed to know when I actually use those memories?
I'm assuming I find something, it prompts me to memory, and then I gotta do the same thing where I go here and here, and then...
It'll say 1 out of 214, so it'll probably say 2 out of 214, and then I go there, and I'm like, oh, Visione!
Uh, okay. Um...
Can I not wear this helmet though? I look like a fucking idiot.
Somehow that's not much better.
I like that you could change your gear this way, I just don't like that it's F2, I might
change F2.
Uh oh.
Did I go up?
I go up?
Maybe I go up, hold on.
Turn exit here.
We're hearing this doubled audio, right?
Like I'm not crazy.
Like coins.
Who knows?
Who knows coins?
Who knows coins, too?
Okay, it's one coin.
Oh man, fucking.
Has it? What am I doing?
Hell out of here.
I'm assuming I could sell these.
I'm selling all this.
I'm going to be so rich.
That's the same thing I do in Baldur's Gate and my inventory is full and I'm pissed.
I don't know if this game has inventory full statuses, but...
A bulging copper pouch!
Alright...
Can I break this?
I'm just like what the fuck I found beans like I'm just I this is the like what are we doing
I'm picking fucking just
Okay, we're out of here stop stop
Can I fly from here or is it only flying from when I go to the abyss
It was pretty at night I will say it's prettier at night during the end during the day
No
Alright, speak with the child.
Okay, you can just pro-mode anywhere.
Oh, oh.
Finally, I almost dozed off waiting for you.
My friend wants to thank you for the special gift for getting Gigi back.
And Gigi says he'll take you there himself to stick close and follow his lead.
Alright then, see you next time.
Let's look quick key to turn on your lantern.
You just do this?
Okay.
All right, coming.
See, you can see this gap by the way. Totally.
If I didn't have this little mini map marker, I would be lost.
Did you think that the mini map doesn't have like...
Anything, it's just blank.
You know?
of
the
Yeah, we're following this cat, hell yeah.
Wait, do certain times of the day change your, like, element? Or something? Or how strong your element is?
There's that bar that's green. And is that, like, wind? And if it's, like, blue, like, other magic might be better?
I don't know. I don't know what that bar is still.
The green bar with the red and the blue.
Oh, it's temperature. That makes sense, actually.
I can't believe the main quest has me following a cat.
That's not what I would expect for a main, but you know what? Here we are.
It's probably a magical cat
Oh, I'm gonna get the power now.
Wow, very good.
I'm observing.
I'm observing so hard right now.
F left click. F left click. F left click.
you know this game reminds me of nevermind
Slow down time, spear regen, wall focus is maintained.
How do I need slow down time for?
Dude, it's so hitting, control and left click for this ability.
It's so precise.
There we go. No, I didn't do it.
Come on.
Dude!
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I wonder if I can change that keybind because that's impossible to do.
Just told me nothing.
Okay, slowing down time, I don't do anything either, uh, punch maybe?
I got the shit.
Yeah I can understand the clunkiness of the controls because there's a lot of like control,
you know control left, control left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left,
Right click, shift, right click, shift, half shift, you know?
And it's easy to forget what the fuck is what, so I understand that.
Hey, what'd that do for me though?
Did that do anything cool?
Oh, it just opened this.
It's giving me my damn fucking artifact.
Damn it.
But yeah, that part is under- I can understand that part where it's a little like all of
the layered keybinds can be a little confusing, but at some point if you play the game enough
you'll just remember, you know.
Like I learned nature's grasp to lift stuff, I really thought it was, I think it was
and
All right, so now that I have nature's grasp, I'm gonna go to my marker right here and open this and
If that's not what you want to see
I'm sorry
Holy fuck, how did I get here? Oh?
I see how I got here. Okay. I
See I
Went here and then I ran across and then I ran across and then I fell
It might be faster just go from here and just run it
I like that these little things are fast travel points.
My audio is doubling for sure.
Is that a common bug in this game?
I think I could lift this chest with my... no, I probably need another ability.
I can try it.
I'll be honest, I forgot to worry. What the hell was the key button?
How's it going?
Oh, it probably didn't. It probably doesn't let me use it there.
I wonder if I should learn like anything else here.
I'm not sure where to really put my points in, to be honest, but...
Eh, we'll hold on to them. We'll see.
I see if I can do this puzzle now.
Wait, I need to keep spamming shifts to make my horse faster, it's not just like a toggle.
I don't know that, but I'm just kind of like tapping, keeping the tempo instead of spamming,
That's not my finger
Okay, I can't go in I can't go in here
Yeah, I
I don't think so, but I'm going around this way, don't mind me.
If you came a horse that we've seen in the open world, I have not seen another horse.
Don't kill me, right?
Oh my god, that did so much fucking damage.
Alright, let's see if I have the power for this now.
Uh, this is right here.
Let's see if Nature's Grasp was actually the ability to get this done.
No way. I think I was right about the sunlight bullshit.
I think I can't do this at night.
It reset the fucking platform too?
Uh, is there a wait button?
Because I actually don't think this puzzle is doable during the fight.
And that's all.
No way.
Okay.
Well, let's see first of all.
Okay, well let's see first of all if I could move this, was it?
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh, we're good.
Okay, now we're good.
We don't have to wait during the day.
The light is back.
Okay.
Oh, oh, we're good. Okay, now we're good. We don't have to wait during the day, the
light is back. For some reason. That's the wrong button.
Do it.
You sure you want YouTube?
I want YouTube.
Am I not?
Yeah, I want YouTube.
What's this puzzle for?
I have no clue.
It's just I landed here from the sky and I just want to open it.
I have no clue.
Not a clue.
Oh shit, that's not the right spot, that's not a shield.
Oh my god, it's not in the shields.
Fucking coin, dude.
Where the hell's a coin?
None of these symbols are coins.
Is this a coin?
Oh my god.
This whole time!
It's fine.
It's fine. I'm fine.
I didn't even need nature's grasp because the pillars were never a problem.
The whole time I thought it was a shield so I thought I had to bring it to the
shield symbol but it's a coin and the coin's on that side and the coin isn't behind like a
I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot.
Well, whatever.
At least I have Nature's Grash now, so cool.
Unless I still need Nature's Grash to properly put the pillar somewhere.
Maybe that's part of the puzzle? I doubt it though.
There we go. There we go. What if this isn't right, and it's not the coin here?
Okay, there we go, there we go.
there. Hold on. They couldn't have made me like push this thing faster. Just a little
bit. Oh my god, I gotta move it to all of the... I gotta move it to every single fucking
object, dude. Oh my god, okay. Ah, Jesus Christ. Let me get this fucking pillar out
by the way hold on get the hell out of here
all right so scale arp fucking bottle or jug okay well the jugs here
What the fuck am I supposed to do here?
The jug's there.
Scale's here.
Um, is it supposed to cover this whole, how it's like this whole property here, this
whole thing?
Maybe the whole thing is supposed to cover all of them?
There's gonna be a scale and a jug and a harp, which is this.
Is that a harp?
That's not a harp.
Uh, is it a harp?
What is this thing?
What you got here?
Alex?
Right?
I think?
He's moved to the right.
Come on bud.
Shift makes it faster.
Bro, I'm hitting shift man.
This is faster.
It's probably going to do something again and we're going to have to move this thing.
I hope I get something sick here, but if I don't, at least I had fun with you guys.
Alright, so, bottle, okay, horse coin, what the fuck, there's so many objects.
What? Horse, loot, coin, jug, another fucking horse, and scale. What in the world?
Okay, the one-two...
Okay, I'm not understanding the horse part, hold on.
I don't maybe the horses don't matter the horse parts confusing me they don't
they look the same their horse icon here somewhere
you fucking horses others horse oh there's two horses oh it's right here
Thanks for here.
Um, I think I just move it...
I just move it slightly to the right.
I think we're good.
It would be...
Is that right?
Voin.
Let me just take it off.
Um...
Get one more over if you want more over
Oh my god, I did it for a cube
I was hoping for like some magical sword or something, not a fucking cube, but god, damn it.
I mean, cubes are good, they're skill points, but like, fuck my ass.
Alright.
Eh.
Go back to town, shall we?
I just... I think I'm getting too detractive of side stuff and I just need to go do the main stuff.
Hello?
What's up?
Can I draw a discord for you, yeah.
E-Sephony, Somerset, uh-huh, there, how fun.
Oh my god, okay.
What do you mean, verses?
How does that work?
Ah, there's a grainer in there now.
Okay.
I must face a grainer myself.
I'm a Greymane.
How many fucking Mounties are there?
Bianca.
Down here for a repute committing murder in exchange for payment.
Pretends to help...
Or, she pretends to help so her target lowers her guard and then she stabs him without a blade.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck yeah!
What I'm talking about.
Alright. Hey. What's up? I'm a Greymane.
You're looking for gray mates. Oh, what are we out here? Look at this. I think your gray mind's gonna find us
Our lucky day. How much is muted in bounty again? That's sake silver
It's your life. What's so little?
Enough why do I sound completely different than someone there's only same person I apologize for my man
This guy looks cool. They may have given you the wrong impression
I'm the Knight, Matthias. I've long wished to test my skills against a Greymane.
What say you? You're here standing before me? What reason of you to refuse my challenge?
I can't think of...
This guy's gonna smoke me?
Ha! So it's true what they say.
You walk your chosen path, even when staring death in the face.
Ah, I hope you live up to the legends.
With only aim to disappoint, quite the quick tongue.
What the fucking unfair bullshit is that?
The skill has been learned. Pump kick.
Okay?
Alright. Okay.
I'm trying to fucking bury, but this doesn't work.
That's fine.
I did not mean to do that. Sorry. I didn't mean to take out my bow. That was an accident.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, I can't parry for something right now.
That's fine though.
Not a spirit.
Managed to do normal attacks.
Alright.
Spirit recharge somewhere where
spirit doesn't believe.
I think spirit believe.
of
the
I'm booking I had believed I was quite strong but the world is fast and there
are many who are stronger still it was a good match gray made
poor guy got fucked up
What can I say?
Greymane, you're as remarkable as I've heard.
It appears the clucking of house hens held a kernel of truth.
I am Barden Midler, the Marshal of H'Nan.
I serve marquee circuits, lord and steward of this land.
It is an honor to witness such a shithole ship.
What do you want?
Pardon my presumptuousness, but I have come with an urgent request.
We're short-handed.
We need the help of someone like you, Graynane.
Marge, I don't need you to think.
Here to the point.
Of late, the peace in this region has been sorely troubled.
Brigans run rampant and despite our best attempts, we've been unable to thwart them.
I believe they have a powerful benefactor pulling the strings.
However, we have no solid evidence to support this claim, and we can't afford further investigation.
If you were to lend us your aid, Marquis Circus will be more than pleased.
Sorry, but my priority is finding my comrades, and I'm not sure I'd be much help on my own.
The marquee is a generous law.
He will surely aid in re-establishing the grey names, until we meet again.
That guy looks cool.
I want to look like that guy.
on that.
Something you wanted.
Region blockaded.
Oh my god there's even more bounties here am I seeing that right?
What the fuck is it?
Oh it's in the, it's in the cavern.
coin
Is that on the tower?
Hello, where's the valid seat meet thanks upstairs there's no way they'd put a value upstairs
Hello, hello, what the fuck is going on up here?
Uh
okay 15 silver hey it's better than that what do you think I am well now I've
not tasted the light before my wife made a stew she called Royal hot pot learn
from a traveler so she says that's we found the fucking degenerate area all
the gamblers you I don't know where this fucking value is don't be stingy
here's one I don't know where the other one is I can't see it I'm assuming some
of these bounties are probably pretty hard
kindness
another fucking bounty there dude like hello many people commit crime oh wait
one away
good day to you
um what am I doing
What's the job?
True strength comes from the soul, not just the steel.
That's Longsword.
Hanta Plate Armor.
Ooh.
Dude, the shit is so expensive.
What is this little gemstone, so I wonder?
Rob the bank?
It's a bank in this game?
Hell yeah.
I'm just gonna upgrade this a bunch.
These materials seem pretty easy to get, so...
And I already have them, so I mean, doing more damage can't be a bad thing.
I mean, shit, same with my boots. Fuck it. Like, whatever.
All this stuff seems so basic.
Cool.
Yeah, might have some point. Point bags. Bag points.
Points of, oh my fucking god.
That's crazy that I have to open these.
Oh I only hold 70 items, okay so unpackage trade goods.
oh wait this is the stuff that i need to
do by caravan or whatever the fuck
camps wagon manager and sold at the trading center to secure camp funds
uh...
okay
I mean, there's an artifact here somewhere.
Oh, I'm trying.
Let me pick more stamina for my skill.
I think I have two skill points.
Boom.
I don't know, it seems like getting stamina bars is a good idea.
maybe I got to be I got to be in the area all right sorry guys I'm just trying to use
my belly away hold on business but I say on this I thought that would help me
everybody is that it oh that was it oh okay that was the mysterious fucking
whatever the hell okay I have a fast travel now I did not realize I could do
I did not know that that was a fast travel point wait how come I don't see it though oh I have to hit all
by Christ this game is fucking massive like what in the world is going on here
There's so many question marks in this town.
of the
back end
of
the
Yeah, that's us beat all the enemies around spring time now got a boss
Time you were made to understand
You want to keep going?
Hold on guys, hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
Shit wrong, dude.
I just had to kill a few of them, okay.
I didn't realize I could zoom out my camera.
I was so zoomed in I couldn't see anyone behind me.
Yeah, you can't lock.
When you lock on, usually in most games you lock on and you move your mouse and then
it'll change the lock, but it doesn't seem to work.
So I have to like keep locking and unlocking and locking and unlocking, which makes
it kind of difficult to swap targets.
of the
I have to find a goat
or she
ornthief
Okay, someone cut off their goat's horns.
Okay, holy fuck.
Strange noises from the cave, that sounds fun.
Is this the haunted cave?
Alright, a bunch of side quests. Cool.
Beak with the despairing man. Is this them?
Oh, this is my main quest, though.
Now I have so many sides. Do they all pop up on the map?
Oh, they do. Oh, that's nice. You don't have to sit there and fucking find them.
And it tells you what you're going to get please grilled meat grilled fruit
You know what this game reminds me of is I
I think I already said this but Assassin's Creed this is like this reminds me of a Ubisoft title like Valhalla or
Origins or
My favorite Odyssey my favorite Assassin's Creed of all time
That's that's what it reminds me of a little bit
All right, it's more sandboxy than that
but the general premise of it being like a large game a lot of quests and a
lot of things to do like Odyssey I loved Odyssey I get Odyssey vibes from this
a little bit like most of the quests than Odyssey like I would say like 60% of
the quests than Odyssey are kind of just like black and then like 40% or
sick but in the world of Odyssey was a lot of fun to explore I think that's
That's what this is kind of like.
Are these orcs?
They ain't nothing but no bullman's lap dogs at lot speed three days on shore. I gotta minimize my game
I hope it was a crash
Well, you can wait all you want Bremer they ain't coming never they will they have
That's enough. Let's just go. No matter how much we fuss the cows are coming back
What is the world coming to Ray?
are you in need of help yes please I've lost everything I need all the help
in the world my home has been blasted a sprinter fits here and there and then
bandits took every last one of my cows Solomon is put trial after trial
before me is that your house before it became kindling what it looks fine fell
from the sky and bandits plucked up whatever rock didn't lay flat the
heathen took my precious cows every one of them brigands plundering a home in
Ruben any idea why not even the slouches told them to just take the damn cows but they took
their fists to my face demanding more and more just look what I did to my face hey calm down
I'm not asking for a merch I'm just trying to get by please help me get my cows back
please I can try thank you so much
oh my god so many cats the fuck are you doing there's nothing but bandits are
way minus one but what about the cows hey all right the cows and don't go saying a
word about them to Bremer see you better he lost his cows than his life those
cows are his old life show some sympathy I'm just being honest cows ain't
worth getting killed over yes what I'm trying to say is pardon me you know
where the stolen coves are why would you ask us about that are you reek of
cow shit fresh off the farm are you
well yeah I knew where the army he was asking me oh hi bro I gave you guys one
coin there's one coin in there guys relax
The world sure has been cruel to Bremer.
How so?
Well, his cows were stolen.
And a stone from the sky crushed his own to splinters.
For such story has become the torment of death.
Jesus.
People just fall over when they hear it in the proximity of him.
Not even close.
that poor coward would be on Solomon steps right now ask him why that rock was
sent his way he's quite the devout man despite his hardships who could have
imagined suffering damage from a boulder falling out of the sky I suppose
he should be grateful just to have survived
I don't give you a boulder. Oh, like from the abyss. That sucks. That might have been me.
Or who would just kill cows?
That's all these people.
now getting stronger the closer we get
we go faster
there just up ahead level achieved in her spiel
oh wait that's my fork
And it's
You pretty much just don't lock on.
I guess that kind of makes sense.
Come here.
I've got a parry, but I still don't really fully know why sometimes I get parries, sometimes
I can't...
I don't know what I'm doing wrong about it, but that's all right.
Dude, there's no way I'm searching every single...
It's just not gonna happen.
Searcher few.
Read the memory on the cow's whereabouts.
Okay, I could do this.
Oh my God, relax.
I have to do this thing.
And then, oh, oh, and then,
and then use your lantern where it reacts.
Hold on, I'm trying, hold on.
And now I can learn this, use my helmet, I don't know if I need to wear the helmet or
whatever.
And now I gotta go here, and here, and here, and then click, and then here, and here.
That reminds me of like, fucking, cyberpunk for some reason.
Wait
weapon box was in here wait I have to pick it up and then open it oh my god I
think I do that's oh no it's a collectible
you like cyber rock I thought I was good yeah I am surprised to see at least
Like, am I doing this a main?
Is it a main? This is a main, right?
Yeah, the main is the sides. It's interesting to see that, like, this game's mains are so...
Underwhelming? Like, it just feels like I'm kind of doing side quests, but I'm technically progressing the main chapter.
You're still like getting back on your feet in Chapter 2, it'll change.
Yeah, I know, but doesn't it feel a little odd?
I don't know, does that feel like that's a little weird?
Like, usually like the lame little fetch quests, like you still have to do them.
But usually you, like, sprinkle them in when you're doing the main.
Not the main, be the side. Interesting.
All I'm saying is, it's an interesting choice.
I could see how someone played for the first, like, four hours.
You can see how they go like, well, this isn't particularly interesting to me, but, you know, it'll change.
No.
No, I don't want to watch a vision, man.
Why did you even do that?
Why did he do that, actually? I don't even know.
I thought we were going to kiss.
Right.
I thought we were going to kiss.
grateful these bandits aren't the sort you can go easy on I truly hope you catch
them so no one else will have to suffer
All right, time to kill some more bandits, I guess.
I mean that honestly I feel like all the criticism that people have been saying like that is pretty fair right
Like if you're trying to like, like some people's version of like turning their brain off and
playing video games is exactly this game and then some people's version of turning their
brain off and playing video games is not this.
You know what I mean?
Because like this game does have a little bit of nuance to it.
It's not like really holding your hand and guiding you through it, you're just going.
I want to be there, I don't know, you never know.
I get this copper too?
Ah, okay.
I'll be really doing fortnite's more your style.
Thank you.
Four night and eleven minutes, so...
What do you say that, actually?
Unless you knew that I was playing four night and eleven minutes.
There's still one more rock.
No.
Yeah, I'm playing in the Courage, Courage Clash. He's doing a little...
Courage does a lot of little tournament things in Fortnite.
Blitz!
It is interesting that this was gonna be an MMO. Like, I'm curious...
What the fuck was gonna be good about it if it was gonna be an MMO?
That's probably why they scrapped the idea.
for money. Why the hell would I do that? Just what? That sound like the Havana you know?
Huh? Well does it? Does it? All right. They were to be sold off in a few days. Who the
hell will buy them now? Fuck! At least you didn't lose anything else. The hell I
The hell I didn't!
Those rotten bastards!
It was supposed to be a simple video prequel, but the scope got crazy.
I told you everything!
Ah, that explains it.
We see some strange folk lurking around your house, didn't we?
All right?
Wait.
What?
I saw it too.
You did fuck all?
I drank a lot that day.
Why didn't you say something earlier?
What can we do about it?
We're about to get caught sooner or later.
Hey?
Hey, let's get going.
Come have a drink once you can.
Arrrgh!
Arsehole!
Get the hell over here.
You were robbed.
The fuck are you?
You're trying to get me worked up again.
Calm down.
I'm not here to cause trouble.
These cutscenes are terrible.
Oh, not really cutscenes.
I personally think these aren't too bad.
Because they're not really cutscenes, they're just dialogue with an NPC who is just like
irrelevant.
they're pretty good. Because usually they just kind of stand still, maybe sometimes they move around, but...
How does 2x look?
But yeah, I don't think those cutscenes are too bad.
I really don't.
They're not cutscenes, but like dialogue options?
Because usually I'm used to...
I'm used to...
Kind of characters just standing there, maybe moving around a little bit.
Dude, there are so many bounty boards in this game.
What the fuck is going on?
Hello?
They're everywhere.
What are you looking at?
Excuse me!
Have you got a moment?
Hold on.
I'm learning.
progress
You have so many bounties you sure this isn't a side quest? Yeah
Now you're gonna look at it gotta make me look at it. Okay, hold on
This, this, this, this.
Learning Key and Census Grants Access to the Parry ability, guarding just before the
impact.
Oh, that's why I can't pair anymore.
only in the tutorial and now I can't because I don't have it. That makes a lot of sense.
Okay. Did I learn that with this note? I don't understand. Did that note...
So, did that give me the capabilities of carrying things?
What does the upgrade do?
What does it even tell me what it does?
Just says...
Backed? Oh, here we go.
Ah, okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
These all seem really good.
Every single one of these seem really good.
Parry, dodge, and then counter.
I'm definitely gonna get Parry though.
seems pretty useful
yes
here we go
wadoo edited that?
let's go wadoo
I can parry now though, that's cool.
You already had parry?
You can dodge now?
What?
There's no way I had parry because I couldn't land a single one.
Now Waddu edited one of the videos on my Twitter.
We made like a stupid DLSS5 post and he just edited it.
Frame Gen might fuck up the timing.
Oh, interesting.
You might be right, actually.
I'm not sure I'm liking it so far.
It's alright. I mean it's...
I will say it's unique
and it has a lot of scale I'm waiting for the okay here I'll put you again
Orhound.
Wait, I could just spam trust. I could just do this like a hundred times.
My trust will be max in no time.
Put some food down?
I
Even have food
That's bread
Eat apples
What a dog eat
I don't have any bones, and I don't have any meat.
Here you want a rock?
That rocks for you, little guy.
Yeah.
You like that rock?
Do you?
There's Fortnite installed?
Yes, I have Fortnite installed.
I'm not getting any more rep anymore.
I got nothing to feed you little guy. You're just gonna be pissed. Want some liquor?
I got nothing. Got nothing more. You think you need an apple?
Here, maybe you need this apple, you want it?
Do you need apples?
He doesn't need apples.
Anyway, I gotta go play Fortnite with my best friend Lyric.
And others.
Save.
All right.
We'll pick this up tomorrow.
We'll pick up this journey tomorrow.
Tomorrow morning.
For now, I'm going to play Fortnite in a Fortnite tournament.
Oh my God, I might be late.
1 p.m.
Lyric's calling me. Where's Lyric?
Oh, geez.
there you are. I'm there. Bang. Yo, yo, yo, can you hear me? Hello? Hello? Lyric. Hello?
What's up, guys? What up? What's up, team? Boys, boys. I like this team. I like this
team. I like this team, too. I think we're going to do great. $50,000 tournament. Holy
... Bro, what is the symphony? What is a bot loadout? Okay. I can aim depending
on the day I'm inconsistent in gaming all right hopefully today it I'm taking
hello hello oh what is up what is a bot loadout like yeah yeah what what gun
should I be going like what should I be picking up I'm gonna phone a friend chat
what should we do are you kidding listen listen listen well you know it's a
new season you know I want to make sure you know that's true new seasons the
The meta does change every season so we actually might not know, but...
Alright.
Are we all friends with each other?
No, I don't think I have you guys at it.
Okay, let's see.
Let's figure this out.
I'm friends with Lyric.
On Epic?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't think I have any of you guys at it.
Let me take a look.
When I get it like a custom code invite or something
Yo guys, I'm not gonna lie our hard carry here is Somerset
Yes, that's our hard carry though actually summer said what weapon do you think we should run?
And the first SMG is really good if you're using a hip firing and then any are really I mean all the guns are pretty balanced
You should be able to use it. Okay. Okay. What is this skin? Is this me?
Like
Yeah, I look awful
And then we have like this grenade, which we can all use and like splashes. We have a lot of stuff. All right, we're back
We're back
I can turn mine on
mine on. Yeah, perfect.
And then in the chat.
And discord. Yeah, I am the team chat.
All I know is that, guys, we we can not lose to the burnt peanut.
We're not losing. We're not.
We can now agree. I agree.
That won't be happening.
If you guys if you guys step it up, we shouldn't be able to win.
YouTube chat, I am going to.
I
See you for a quest
YouTube channel turning you guys off if you want to watch me play fortnight in a tournament go to my twitch if not
GG. I'll see you tomorrow. You tube. Okay
Yeah, he just said in the channel there, so
All right, YouTube is gone BG which is online though. Hey twitch. Hey guys YouTube's gone
I don't like how YouTube segments are shit, so I didn't want to have a thawed of Crimson Desert and then have
Fortnight at the end and then people get confused or whatever. So I just I just kill it. I just literally killed the stream
That's all I do
I
Need to add her
Friend, where did she post him to?
Social
Friends friends
Transfer if you guys
I added I added rowdy. Yep. That's me. Yes
Yes, can I just join shroud and then I you're all in the same lobby right? Yes
I
Requested to join shroud. Yeah, I'm not in the lobby yet, but oh
Oh, they added a John Snow skin. Oh
That was recent, I'm pretty sure.
Wait, we're Team Foundation, right? Pretty sure, right?
Yeah. Where's Hodor?
Oh man.
Hodor?
Lyric's attorney's in my chat. He said, uh, please carry or I'll see you in court.
His name is Lyric's attorney.
Yeah.
He's unofficial.
unofficial I just let him play the role team foundation
It's the team foundation wing with a frost ready foundation outfit on locks for all players who own the battle pass at the end of the
Season that's how this works. By the way, we're unlocking whichever team wins unlocks a battle pass skin for the whole season
So hopefully we win. I don't want to embarrass ourselves here in front of all the Fortnite players.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know what my sensitivity is.
Did you see that lyric in all of us? That if we win, we get a skin for the whole battle pass?
is the skin because we won if they win it's they don't get our skin it's just
gonna be there skin
yeah it said that it said when I chose team foundation I said if team
foundation wins this game will be at the very end of the battle pass otherwise
otherwise
new update thing they have like this rival race thing so you'll see it when we're in game 2 but basically it'll put like a bounty on somebody's head
and I think it has to do with some of our points to like if you win your duel like some players gonna pop on your screen and then your map is gonna be a circle
They're gonna be in that circle and then if you kill them, I think you get 10 points
So basically it's like a like a battle between whatever side you pick and you get like an extra skin
Okay, that's way better. I won the ones. I thought it was just us. I thought I thought we were the game
So for this first game, what's what's our goal for the most points? It's for everyone not just us. Thank God
We should definitely do that
But I think the only way it's gonna work is like say for example somebody you get somebody
I think you have to be the one to kill them in order to get the points, but I couldn't be wrong
So this is I think I think we're the one be one thing you're talking about
Yeah, so it's like it's just like a
Bounty board basically though there's spots on the map
I can take you guys too as well that we can like start them as well to get more
But like say for example you have somebody pop up
We might have to tell everybody not to shoot that person because I think you have to get the film
I don't think it counts if it's anyone in our squad
But maybe it does. I'll ask.
It's a really brand new thing, so it's a little all over the place though.
It was the last time any of you guys voted up for me.
I had a curiosity for you.
I was going to vote it up recently.
I was in an NFL event thing, uh
When did I look for it? It was recent.
I'm watching.
I'm sure you guys are going to spread. You're going to do amazing.
I think the last time I played was with Peanut.
Yeah, it's been a while here.
No, that's perfect too. We're just going to go in.
We got Shroud the shooter. We're going to be fine.
Yeah.
You're a hoot.
You better be working out your wrist right now, man. I swear to God.
I wish I could get into the range right now while queuing for this. This is a custom the first game, right? Yes. Yeah
But how many people are in this custom?
It should be a full lobby. I think it's like a bunch of epic employees
But we're also getting put in with the other team as well. So like only one of us exactly win the game
Wait, what if we what if we what if we died of the epic employees?
So we're okay, so that's how okay that's how the
this tournament works, I see. So we're up against Timmy and Peanut's team. They're scoring points,
we're scoring points. The first match is a custom with Epic developers because they don't
want stream sniping and all that. So it's just Epic employees and stuff that are playing
and just filling the lobby for us. And then we're going to see which team wins in the
first one. And then after that, I think we just play normal Fortnite and just score
of points for foundation.
Are we going to go like another jacket today? I think there's a prize pool.
50k oh my god I can't lose to the I can't you know what maybe yeah no I was
gonna say maybe I can lose I can't
I wonder how long it's gonna take to cue this custom as only 20 people in
queue so far and it should be 100 I think 60 80 so are we literally waiting for a hundred
people right now I think we are very we are very far I thought I was like the two teams
than a couple of employees or something.
So we have to find, they have to find 80 devs right now
to fill this custom.
Aren't there other people streaming, other teams?
No, I think it's just our team.
Yeah, it's just one more team.
Yeah, it's our team and then Pima's team.
Pina, Meph, Timmy, and Hapigal.
So it's only two teams.
Oh, we're basically competing for first and second.
All right. There's a big prize for Gap, so we should win first.
Sure. Yes, we should.
I think we all just went for our own dignity and bragging rights at this point.
I believe now we got this.
And I guess I may as well look at the Fortnite battle paths.
OK, so this is Foundation and then this is the other team skin.
Or outfit I called outfit in this game actually oh my bugs bunny is in this
what the battle pass is this it's all over the place okay he went from
Do I have enough?
I have enough for the fortnite battle pass.
Bugs Bunny is definitely best for sure.
Bugs Exalted Ice King.
Tech Foundation. Wait, aren't these the two that are supposed to be... Oh, I think it's
a style. I think the outfit, no matter what, is still here. I think if the team wins in
this rivalry's little thing they're doing this season, I think it's just a different...
Oh, it's really fast now.
...just a different style.
Is that the Lich King? Yeah.
Is that the Lich King?
Yeah!
Yeah, that's who this is.
This is the Lich King, yeah.
I'm gonna equip the Lich King
pretty cool pretty cool
yeah I wanna be I wanna be the the Lich King
damn is that new or old?
nah this just came out
okay so for the duels
any person on our squad can get it but we can only do it once per game so like
If we just win one duel then we get the 10 points and then that's it, so we just need to get one.
To be pretty easy.
And is the duel going to be against Epic employees?
For this game, probably.
If not maybe even the other team, it's been...
I think it depends on also what you picked at the beginning.
You only get duels against the other teams.
Like, say we're team foundation, you only get duels against people and just buy snakes.
what wait so the duals are tied to the
outfit wait so if you were playing if
you were single global persons elims and
then whichever team has the most at the
end of the season get that oh my god by
sensitivity is so slow we can go oh my
god by sensitivity so slow okay okay
I
Need it a little fast
Here maybe dark dominion, okay
We could go we could go battle with both of the the blue name spot have a yeah, I like that
Then we can work in by kids forever
Darks like right in the middle that might be kind of
We're going yellow
You should be able to get better ready weapons wait Lyric you're driving the bus
Wait you were actually able to drive the bus
One person drives the bus every game now, it's a random pick that's fun
Of course I get yours.
I'm gonna be a little bit late here, like to apologize.
You're good. I think we have like one, two teams.
We're up against devs, we'll be fine.
I'm in like...
Why do I have a shotgun already?
Yeah, like any of these buildings around here.
Or even back for you if you need a limb.
Are there?
Wait, yeah, we already have a gun.
What the hell?
Yeah, it's power hour actually.
Yo, what if the devs are low key and sane?
Oh, there's one on me.
Hopefully not.
Oh boy. Oh boy. There's one on me. I need assistance. I need assistance.
Ah, I have a cool shotgun.
He's 145.
Got him?
I am huge.
Oh god.
We're also doing it. This is a no-build, right?
Is there somebody here, Bups?
I'm so low. I'm so low. We might want to loot a little bit. Maybe let's loot up for sure.
They know what they're doing. They're shooters. Yeah. Yeah.
his name you don't want to grip up i can throw it you see how we have like a dual on the screen on the top
yep oh yeah if you you limp that person then we get 10 points
so our goal is to find that person yeah you see the big red circle in the middle
map yep yep oh that target's on there has a bounty on them too okay perfect yeah so they're
inside that circle if you guys come down here they're right on us this is perfect
I think I have one too what the heck is that yeah what the miscarriage pops in
Q is it the purple thing wait to me got knocked this is good oh we did nice come
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Oh nice. Thank you. Thank you.
You want me to throw mine too or no?
No, I don't know. I don't have stuff.
Let's have a med kit.
Oh wait, I have a med kit.
My fault, Shred.
Oh, I just...
Oops, alright.
I forgot you have to hold it.
I forgot you have to hold it now.
Oh, man. I canceled it.
Okay, they're full running.
So we should definitely try and go this way.
this way. You want to work towards that team? I just work stuff. I've got like okay stuff.
I'm a little bit of a y'all or something but. Okay. I have a 7k there if you want it.
Shotgun. Okay that's uh that's good. I have the chug splashes too is that hey. Yeah I
got a purple one. That's perfect. This is a good one. Oh shots nearby. Okay there's
people in this building. Red mark, red mark. Hello? Yep they're lighting me up
right now you're good
Nice
I'm one shot so problem three two one I have chug jugs or whatever can I like
Spinner, spinner, spinner, I'm not with you.
30-70, about a 5-1-40.
Oh.
I'm jogging.
Janus, Janus, Janus!
They're right on me.
On the stairs.
Darth Vader behind us.
Hi!
30-70, 1-40.
Oh, we're surrounded, we're in here.
No, I died.
No!
I died to the flash.
No, the devs are, yeah, when I took my first fight,
when I took my first fight, I was worried.
Okay, so for rises in the reboots you can triple res too by the way
It'll speed up the time I don't know any of you guys know that so like if one person
So
That person in all like triple res it'll go three times. Oh, it's faster
Yeah, I was just I was just we lost the devs that make sense
No, we go fuck Sam I think unless they want us to wait for them unless
Let me see what we're doing.
We lost to the devs so fast.
I don't know. No, I don't think so.
Oh, damn. We lost to the devs so fast.
That's the thing with Zero Build? If you can get on top of a building, like, that's your best bet. You want to be above them.
Oh
That's hilarious to me just done actually I think they have one more left. I think they're all about to get wiped oh
My god, that was
Are they were getting wiped they just got like two they place better than us by two
Wait, it doesn't matter. We all
Wait, we all got 0 points?
Oh my god.
Both teams got 0 points.
Wait, do any of our elims count?
Yeah, 1 point for elim.
We got 2 elims, I think.
Yeah, we got a couple, right?
Yeah, 3.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
That's comical.
That's actually comical that we were both...
I bet Jack is putting us right now.
I think...
I think your courage is cashing out that one.
We all need warm up game, come on.
Oh my god.
Hold on, the devs were cracked dude, hold on.
Okay, they said it will kill you shortly when you can begin the 90 minute kill race.
Okay, okay.
I'm making my way back out will be good.
Courageous channel they're doing the official broadcasting. I think so. Let me check. Yeah, wait, so do we have to actually wait for the devs? No way
We have to wait for the devs it both
Sponsored
Are out like a full-screen cam or something to hide in between these games
Yeah, we need to get stream sniped. Well, we're going into public matches
Yeah, they'll all be the good the good thing about this is they'll all go to peanut. We'll be fine. Yeah
But thank you first and then we'll queue
Okay ready
We're going on
It's a good it's actually a good thing that they got eliminated to because it enabled us to start
Otherwise, I think we'd have to wait for them to finish. That's good. Yeah
Do it
Are we still searching for the custom though, or did we change that?
Sorry for two minutes gameplay guys. Yeah
They're probably prepping for that
They're gonna run into each other it's gonna be a 4v4 at the end of the game the ritual of bed off spawn
well I can't believe we've literally lost and not just us so we're playing for
Elim's placement and for the bounty right like all three win the game get as
many Elim's as possible and then when that bounty pops up we can go ahead and
get our one bounty for the end point like a lot of your map and look at how
They're driving the bus
This guy's drunk
I wanna be able to drive the bus
That just came out like today
I don't know what to do
He's going right over our spot
I know, this is kinda sus
I just went
You guys are out, right?
Yeah, yeah
Oh, okay, okay
Alright
Don't worry about it, PNST also died
I know, we got 21st place
They got 19th place
They probably got as many a limbs as we got
Which was like nothing
so now we have 90 minutes to play public lobby is pretty much public should be
easier though playing against a bunch of devs was not as easy as I think I think
the devs were expecting that to be harder to do with like California it's
like a Hollywood map. I'm in. I got a gun. Nice. Do you sir? Do you spawn it with this
reloader shot every game? Yeah, on us on us on us. Nice. There's just one guy. I think
the other three landed back here since that's the blue.
I can pop this in eight, oh, one more of these.
Get them up, guys, this is good.
Yeah, the dev owned me with that initial shotgun.
It's almost like it's what you get, actually.
I'll ride up up here.
I'll mark.
Heads.
30.
Hit 60.
Nice, nice.
Shop.
I'm right behind you, Symphony.
I'll push you through.
You guys want to sit in it?
Oh, nice.
Oh, you got to stay in it?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you have to stay in like the little couple
I have a missed
Yeah, it's good don't know what all right, that gives you a lot
Weird but you start with them. Oh, this is where you pop it
Oh, you're weird.
Now we want to go this way.
See you guys good?
Ready to go.
Yeah, yeah.
Perfect.
Good.
I have a big pod for you too.
Pop that before we go.
Oh, also these vendings.
If you see like right above your loader,
you're not full.
Throw stuff.
I actually just threw that at me.
Big pod.
Like anything you need really.
Oh, nice, nice.
Super helpful.
I've got bunkers I can throw too.
I see right here.
Shoot with the bounty.
Coming coming coming. It's 86
Bottom guy is not nice all right
They're the power Rangers over there you see that there's the red and blue
They were the power rangers, how cute. They were matching outfits. Very cute.
Alright.
There is two bunkers here if somebody wants to pick it up. Just spray it like ever in case
you get shot at you can throw it in the open.
Which way do we want to go here?
I would personally, let's try and wipe this out of the map first.
I don't have enough bullets.
Is that purple mark or yellow mark?
Yellow mark yellow mark
Hey a car
I need some my a rmlp bed I get the showdown tutorial off my screen miscredited
Oh, it's on your screen. Yeah, it's just a showdown tutorial start rivalry
I think you just got to complete that whatever you have to do it once
Maybe
Yeah, she's fine. She got them all
Let's see if I could spawn one. Let's see
Yeah, that's here
Nice showdown even though we did one already. Is this not where the showdown is?
I
Know this
Rivalry
Choose an option no available rivals perfect lots of fortunate
rivalry weapons rival everybody that's on edge zone for any like elim race
You always play edge for the beginning to everyone that's like close to zones in the start one again
Perfect
We got one jar, no meds or anything.
Is that fine?
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, take this if you can hold it.
Oh, nice.
You want the dynamite or no?
Are these no builds?
Yeah.
I got these shield bubble things.
Here's dynamite?
Yeah.
What is this thing?
Oh, is that new or something?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh.
All right.
I got a car.
Finally nice so far away you can get in and the two of you you're just gonna stand right on the top of it
Perfect. What's your send it?
You know
It's a sick car holy. I'm gonna get big
Trader we're picking you up. Thank you
That's so slow on the stand
The Scarlet's familiar, or is this just like their design?
No, they have a lot of horses and stuff in the game, like McLaren, they're all dead but
myth, oh and they're first public?
Right here Shrad, what up?
Are you ready to go first?
You guys want, yeah I can't take the lead.
If you guys want to drive your own car behind me too you can, right there.
Oh hell yeah.
car is better than one I'll stay here
oh sorry sorry sorry sorry I thought they were all staying with you sorry
come in come in I thought no one wanted my car
you take damage if you like just hit you and fly out of the car
You're like
Don't shoot the orb
Okay
Oh my god
Oh yeah, well we need we need the limbs right that's the point
are they going?
I think I midded up here.
Oh no, it's all knocked.
Two more.
One more on me.
I'm down to you guys.
Nice.
Look, there's dogs.
There's a team somewhere.
I need some AR ammo pretty bad.
I have a ton of conductual here.
Perfect.
34.
I don't know if these are real players like I think they are but they might not be
We're really really
Person
We're good, they're not real
design
Can't be real people
What is this? Whoa?
Damn legendary item. Oh
Oh, I go this way. Yep. Oh, it's fast. Oh, don't wait for me. I go slow
Wrong way
We got a puppy here, right
Nah, it's too good.
I'll have to park here somewhere, there it is.
A long slide.
Do you see like these little fifths not left?
Like a Bobster movement.
Take me up, bro!
Wait, so the safe area is not just a circle now?
It's not a circle, no.
They change and like, dry and build some stuff.
It's a full theme, it's not too long.
Oh god, you're by yourself for slowly driving to you.
You're good. Thank you, dad.
What about the run on a fuel?
I think she got the whole tank.
Okay.
All right.
Good.
You're owning.
Yeah, this is campier.
I just, last time I played that was not real for the first one either.
I'll get it.
Is this off your battle pass or your account level for the season or something?
Yeah, it's pretty real to me.
I think it's from your account level for the season.
What's going on with them when they're rolling around?
Yeah, they get back to side rule.
They're not.
There's two teams up here.
I think we need to get some more movement, that way we can move faster too.
Tell the one up here, they're all fighting. I'm just gonna die and get as many full squad on me.
Tell the one of them.
On the way, I'm moving slowly though.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Are we good?
Yeah, she can go all I think.
Decent-ish.
Maybe not.
is that 27 frags on our team and there's 10 players left
I think that is
31
my god
wow
alright
it's 32 I think
yeah
10 points, 32 points
oh nice
hold on
and the rivalry right
Uh-huh. Yeah.
I told you we're winning.
Oh my god. Oh, we're locked.
Should we just get right in there?
Wait, is that a screen or a return to lobby?
You can just go back to the lobby.
It'll probably be quicker that way.
Return to the lobby.
That was for sure.
That was a lobby.
But we're good.
My feet hurt. I was just trying to keep up with you guys.
Sorry.
I had the little gloves so you can pick up them.
go super fast. So I'll have you guys pick those up and we'll try and find more chars too.
Whoa! Wait, that looks sick. Changing it up. Changing it up.
Bang.
Does that mean Peanuts team died to a bot lobby?
There's a chance that their team has played more Fortnite than us.
So they actually got put into real lobbies right off the rip.
Like I've played a decent bit of Fortnite, but not really recently.
I'm not sure Lyric. I'm not sure obviously summer is a four-night main. So there's just a chance that
Is there a way to check like people's?
Level like profile level
I don't know. I don't know if there's a way to check
I mean
It being career
are you guys gonna really win 50k like this we'll see i think the lobby should ramp up
like i said i think i think it was just gonna be one first little little bot setup and it
would be fine oh we got it back out yeah oh wait
I'm only allowed to use a pistol next game.
Summer set just got a nerf.
Current set she's only allowed to use a pistol.
I'll be fine with the pistol.
I'm chilling.
Yeah, I'll be fine.
I'll be fine with the pistol, I'm chilling.
Yeah, I'll be fine.
Game 1 Nerf.
Yeah, they said, next game is to protect this president, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, what does that mean?
I don't know does that like are we since is this the same goal as the first game or do we have if she dies or maybe if she dies
We get eliminated
That's just a brain rot trending
My god
It's only pistol for you, right? Yeah, you guys pick up anything
Okay, we're also have to protect you.
Oh, yeah, Jack's cooking you on his shim right now.
Yo!
Protect the VIP, we can do that.
Wait, so you'll just carry all of our consumes.
You'll have like one good pistol,
and then you'll carry all of our consumes.
Yeah, one of you guys has asked me if you can give me a radio.
You said you need a radio.
I mean, does that really count though? I feel like...
...are those real people? You know what I mean?
No, they weren't. They weren't. That's the thing. We got like a lot of people.
Now they're gonna be real.
Fortnite AI bot is a, um...
...like, besides skill-based matchmaking or something.
There's, there's, there tends to be a lot of hubs, but you'll still find like, actual things.
I think this region that he put us on has less bots too.
What is this? Marvel Blitz? I don't think I could click it because I'm in queue, but
pick the zombie prison stay quiet
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what the heck
walking dead universe
I'm talking about the stream, I don't think Courage expected us to get 62 points on match number one
I think we're doing good
massive deficit for the other team
I'll tell you right now, this pistol is still busted.
Yeah, I want to be surprised if there's a pistol in the game that's actually better than ARs.
Yeah, this pistol is actually... I think this pistol that they put back in the game is what people used to use in comp a lot, actually, over in AR.
But it's still really good. It's just not a shotgun, you know?
Alright.
The movement, God, is driving the boat.
We're in the same spot. Just keep going with it. It works.
I
You gonna say to you I for sub I've been trying for 68 months now trance you sorry about that
Trance you have you have
You have I just said that trance. You should embarrass me man. I said that open mic God
See this is why I don't
specific one you need it like this is like a normal pistol there's no other
this is the game you'll know what it is I think it's so embarrassing dude I hate
open mic is going all the way to the bottom and oh auto deploying the
bottom so cringe yeah my drops are a little bit washed up I'll be honest so
so cringe there's another team already right in front of us care
I'm a little worried.
Definitely a real thing to just keep going.
I'm going to a hotel.
Don't focus over there.
OK.
So we're ready.
Oh, she's cute.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Oh, god.
I'm already getting shot from behind.
Ow.
I'm worried.
I'm going to come to you guys.
We just got to play as a team here.
I just got shredded.
Got AR?
Oh, no.
Dread.
Now I got a gun
Yeah a lot on summer shit here. Oh, no
Why are we do to the gold what if I just take them all out possible or no?
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Go for it. Do we get anything for losing or do we lose if we lose?
Okay, I think we go for it
Yeah, oh my god, those guys are nice
Believe trap
Oh
Oh my god
I'm getting you voted on
Okay, oh wow, okay
Different player on that one
That was probably a snipe, but that's okay. We go again. We needed that dude. We needed the setback. It's fine
Wait, so you think you can use a real weapon now or no
I am allowed to use weapons now, Chris.
I think it was worth the quick loss.
Yeah, honestly, I think he saw the skill level go up in our games and he's like, okay, I
guess you can pick up a shot of it.
That's goodness.
You'll be like that.
Were you just running around and you didn't have a weapon?
No, I had a pistol, but I only had a pistol, so I didn't, and everyone was close range
It's more of like a long range, mid range gun.
Hit him for 20 and I'm getting hit for 100.
All right, let's try, uh, let's go here.
This will be a little bit more low key and then we can just rotate it.
And that's nice.
I feel like that's a courage sabotage.
Yeah, right.
Right away here.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Of course.
Yeah, I like the spot a lot.
Looks to be on Khan.
Yeah, this should be good.
I'm going to land right here and move this and then come here.
No one's here.
Okay.
Let me get some more loot.
There's a rivalry here too.
Oh yeah, perfect.
You can start one of those right before we leave.
You can only do one rivalry a match or no?
No, you can do multiple but they're only counting like one of them that we win.
Gotcha.
I don't want to get like 10 pools and when all of them get 100 points.
100 points right after them.
Yeah.
I like that it rearranges your weapons based off of like your profile.
All right, a little bit of a calmer start.
There's two teams where we did land.
Pretty much good to go whenever you guys are.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm the person
What should I call DMR? The Vector 7
Wait this was the bus driver
Oh it was!
Oh my goodness, but look at where he's at
Wow, across the map
Couldn't be further away
Is it worth trying to go for?
I think we just let this one run out
and then we can pick up another one later
We can focus on the next one
Do you know how late you can grab it in the game?
the whole time I think I think those boards are like everywhere
yeah so we just wait pick up some kills
I'll be honest there's no way we're gonna have impossible
there was two teams here yeah two one's on me
he's low
nice
guys. Yeah, right behind this little
here. Down. He's up. The guy in the middle of the street too. He's running over. I'm
sure 58 right here. On me. Close to me. One shot. Got one. Got one. Got one. Nice.
Two. Another guy across the street. Oh, I got
He's healing real quick. He's healing. He's popping a medkit.
And he's also getting stalled on by that guy. That's all good.
He doesn't have any shields. He's trying to loot her.
Oh my god.
I shot him.
He's down here.
Oh god.
Okay, okay.
On the roof, on the roof, right here, on the roof.
On the roof.
Nice shot.
Oh, nice.
I am on the verge of death.
Do we have this card?
Yeah.
Uh, Medkits in here.
Do you want to pop those?
Uh, that's flashing.
I'll go rebuild real quick.
Should we double rebuild?
Yes.
Okay.
Should we double reboot? Yeah, we can triple reboot, it'll be quicker.
We can all just press the reboot and it's faster. Also, if you die by a reboot van, you can crawl
into the back of it and get rid of that one. Really? Yeah. And then also if you're carrying
a knocked body, like one of our teammates, you can throw him in the back as well and
start running oh you don't have to like sit there oh yeah i got those gloves did you want them
uh no people pick them up yeah if you find those gloves pick them up that'll be super helpful
left click takes you right in front of you and then right click takes you up i don't know what i
just forgot but you can go fast with lefts yeah and then you'll see like the little like
shields oh you use quad heads oh you're the skyline deployer you get four sergeants and
and we'll recharge every time so it can be like right below the first one when you hold a healer
What?
I see like four little antigons and like if they're white I think you have a charge
Oh I see
Oh aww yep
Oh my heck
Nice
That's
That might have been a bot no
Yeah that guy's not real
Okay our bounty's right here it's a new one this is what this one's you guys want
Sure
I know one of these missed things
Perfect yeah hold on to that
Alright.
There's some shocks here, these shocks are really good for movement too, they're not
like the older shocks though, but they make you run faster, if anyone wants to pick those
up too.
Oh they make you run fast.
Mm-hmm.
We do the showdown thing, the rival.
Yeah, we're going to like the red circle in front of us, it's kind of close though, let me see if there's like a few.
Is it not this thing?
No, I have one on the screen.
Oh, I don't see it, interesting.
Oh, I think it's just a mod.
Maybe? Or does anyone see it?
I see it. I see it.
I see it.
We're close.
I wonder if it's because I still have this tutorial thing on my screen that says, you know, Star Wars.
I haven't seen that in a while.
Oh, and you're seeing it?
Yeah, all I gotta do is do it once.
It's cuz I died.
Just, you just say it.
Reboot, reboot, reboot.
20.
One here.
Oh.
Here.
I'm going back.
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing right here.
I need a res.
Oh.
I'm dead.
You got a dm?
I'm here right there.
Nice, huge.
200 and he still I stopped shooting you got more than 200 health I was 204
Oh my god, I shouldn't have stopped shooting
There's a reason you're watching, there's a reason you're watching buddy!
Yo dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
I'm not kidding, we just watched Burt Peter, P.O.B.E. fried the guys popping up, we swapped the symphony!
Do do do do, knock, press, do do do do, knock again!
Step it up symphony, step it up!
Yo, yo, but how's the points looking though?
Yeah!
I'm not sure if he's gonna be able to do that, but he's not lying.
Wow.
I looked like a pot.
I mean it was bad.
But it's okay.
We're warming up.
It's a warm-up game.
We had a great first game and now we have to like lay back a little bit before they
like grief any of us with the gun situation again.
Yeah, yeah.
See, we've got everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%, 100%.
Yeah, 100% 100%
Oh, level 29. Oh, am I Battle Pass?
I'm Battle Pass, I think.
What level is my actual account? I don't even know.
What is this team balancing? I'm gonna be honest, I think their team might be doing better than our team.
I think that they're pretty balanced.
They're all hard of this to aim in this game, by the way.
I don't think that GMR was for me. I need an AR.
Alright, I'm down for the same spot.
Sure, let's go for it.
Oh, he's turning it right to us.
Okay.
Oh no.
Show me the road.
Yeah, let's go for it.
Anything that's healthy.
There's one person, maybe a team in front.
Yeah, one team?
Should be good.
I'm gonna land like...
Oh, they're swimming.
Nice.
be on com with you symphony all ready
this week anyone like the pistol cuz I got a blue one this is not bad it's
actually a shreds of it yeah I guess
I
Was having that I just thank it there's wall
That was a mission for one chance
I actually shot it on all those
I don't know what to do with these things.
They're on our bolts and everything.
There we go.
Oh, those are the gauntlets.
Those boxes, dude.
You guys want to pop?
Come.
Oh, nice, nice.
Perfect.
What do these things do?
That fly?
That click is half of it out.
Oh, I throw ice.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
You're so fast with those.
They're so good. If we can all pick those up, that's the ideal.
I'm going to start a little rival, and we can see where they're at.
We already have one.
Oh, Shraab has one.
Oh, yeah.
They're up here, that's perfect.
We can go that way. Just to make sure we can pick up this way if you guys need anything.
I got a zipline gun.
That thing is so good too.
I can't change it as far as I know.
Yeah, you can't change it though, it's a little bad.
You can also, when you jump off of it, you can glide or redeploy.
Oh yeah, you can, nice redeploy.
We're gonna go to the shots in front right here?
Yeah, I'm dead to go for that.
The shots are our target first, or our rival or whatever.
Just go for the shots first since they're close, and then we have three minutes
until they get to other ones.
We'll be good.
Okay.
First case, we get another one later, so.
right on them close close
knocked one I'm fighting over one one has no H3 one down one down one shot
down on the building. Oh, nice elimination. Yeah. I got a couple. I think there's more
right in front of the. Oh, here, come on. Oh, these guys are rough people.
I
Did you in that building yeah
I did nothing classic
Yeah, and it's building one guy
All right, another kid, right in front of me.
Okay, one, nine.
A shot.
Another?
Oh no, he's rolling.
His rolls are crazy.
Oh, that was a long one.
A bounty, a bounty, a bounty, a bounty.
Yep, yep, yep, watch one of them.
I'm gonna block it back.
Yep, bounty's on the way.
All right.
I'm at ammo.
What do you need, AR?
Uh, I got a little bit now.
Oh, I didn't have anything.
should be right on us in the building maybe
he's right here on edge oh one of us I did my part they're freezing I had no
bullets
Oh
There's two there's two there's two
It might be another team. There's three. I think it is. Oh my god. Oh, and T. That was a full new team, by the way. Yeah, that was about it, too.
Is this resident evil? Is that a resident evil outfit? Is that Grace? Yeah. Okay. Okay, we're getting points. We're getting points.
You are gonna coin. If we use a net scene that would have been huge.
I know.
Stop. They have a resident evil collaborator.
Bobby's got a little harder, didn't they?
Why not, Lottie?
Game of Thrones, oh my god.
I don't see Resident Evil, but that looked like grace.
Maybe it's old?
Older?
That was when the game released, oh, Resident Evil?
Cool.
i had no bullets
that was unfortunate
i had nine bullets so all i had was my ice balls and i just
threw it on three of them and it did like
maybe forty to all of them but it didn't really matter
oh let's go
where we going
okay
we're gonna go
I like that. I like that one. Yeah.
Beautiful. What happens if I jump out? It's just auto pilots? The bus? Yeah, I think so.
Oh, if you bought Resident Evil 9 on Epic, you got the outfit. That's cool.
I wonder if they've won one yet.
Yeah, the win count means a lot.
Okay, 20 points for it plus a 10 for the bounty.
Yeah.
Okay.
So that's the thing too, even if we're like dying, clicking games and so getting good
at ELIMS, like, we're still getting points.
Yeah, they add up for sure.
I think we're on time, anybody here.
Have they won a game chat?
Yeah, let's go to the room.
That's not no one let near us, but they're a south
Well, they just stayed okay, we got a lot of them sure then okay
Are there
that's our rival
you guys want to group up your shields or no?
I'm good for now but I'm going to hit that big pop something
it looks like the team is trying to come this way
oh shit
oh you just got our brownie
yeah buddy
oh is that him?
Yeah, that's ten points.
Oh yeah, I get a shot from the other side.
I'm coming.
Got one.
Nice, beautiful.
I don't know what I was doing.
I'm on the bridge.
Back.
Bridge, I have no bullets again.
Everyone don't give you bullets in this game, huh?
They do not like that.
I said they've got three of them.
Okay, um, we're going right away this game, right?
Uh, yeah, we already got rivalries. We can still anywhere.
Yep, even nearby, nearby.
Are they?
concepts in front of me
getting up on the little red
yeah of course you're sure
i think maybe they're still there
we should have let them reboot
yeah true
yeah
okay what do we want to go here
um
time to move in just towards any goi
honestly
can you guys take the zipline thing that i have
yeah everybody can
oh yeah there we go
There you go. Yeah, the range is crazy good
Looking for anybody
Need a big pot
There might be one in here. Oh nice. Thank you
There's just less cars the season
There's definitely a lot less cars up and struggling to find it and the game just has
Oh in front in front in front. I don't know
Right. Yeah, but your game your game. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, it's a tab
Someone just shot at us. How are you getting these uh, the shine guns so fast?
I've got like a skyline deployer. There's a timer on it, but it's letting you
front front front
One's on the roof one on the vendor that roof for sure roof is tagged up
To my left to to my left yeah, right on me right now. They're trying to pull me and I got the full but you guys run this third heels
And far and far and far
They're not real don't worry we're fine
Yeah, what are you gonna do fake person?
I think the game when you lose so much they feel bad for you and then they put
you with like a scrambled mix of like some fake people make you feel a little
better we win this game 20 30 elin so if there was real people there don't get
me wrong this first team here was real but that team just like rolling up on
I don't think they were taking the whole night is kind of crazy
Yeah, I have a couple how do I drop there you go to on the ground
Looking for some big pots
Oh, I have one I think no, I don't I just lied to you. I'm so sorry got your hopes up burn up for what?
Well
Okay
About the backup to actually wait
Yeah, I got many ones boy. Why don't these guys bigs about five bigs?
Oh, yeah
Got one they're trying to run away
Yeah, they're not quite
He's getting up not messing around. I could put a zip line up there. Yeah, you're going
Don't worry about me. I'm gonna go back to the review and
Where come trying to back you up here
bottom he's bottom you in there you in there you in that no way I come up on
you look nice is that is that I canceled my slide with the med kit I thought I
could slide and med kit but I guess you can't back one up I didn't know that I'm
I'm trying to get to you on fire.
You're stracking with me?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I'm picking up traffic.
Almost at you.
I'm reviving in the van too.
Oh, you're going to be in there already.
I'm good.
Are we okay?
Two right here?
Perfect.
No, no, no.
One's going to be like close somewhere.
Yeah, bush on you.
Right on you.
Driving the bus.
You guys, hold on.
They're trying to hold mine.
Yeah, these guys are not bad.
Not bad at all.
They're starting to work over.
Oh, okay.
be big at this point so yeah
i just feel trying to change and move it like that though
be good wait can we arrest symphony in this if we park or something yeah
yeah you can i'm just trying to get away from this
we gotta get his car though no oh we can buy a review card for
father cool it's really sweet
i'm not aware of this we're in here oh wait
oh my god they're following these guys are crazy to you
yo what? uh oh
worst case, do you have your reboot Vance though?
yeah
pick him up and go
i have 30 air screws
uh yeah i'm gonna
wait, wait, hold on, come here
i'll go grab him, i'll go grab him, it's the same team
yeah
Lyric, come, come die to the steam
okay
how about you and he reboots, you just reboot all three of us
yo are these peanut viewers? what's going on here?
i know
is he 90, 100?
Do I have enough to do I have enough to get you guys out
She's weak. You kill him. All you.
Oh, it's you!
Okay. If he foretells you, you can go for a reboot somewhere.
Alright, you can park the car right here and we'll get here.
You have gold?
Yeah, 1800, bottom right. That's mine.
We got a problem. We're double bound.
double bound now we're double bound so I need to go to my options and change it if
I hit f it if I hit f it yeah we're double bound okay let's see in when I
find this now in foot what do you use for f interact like drive like get in
like drive pick up so I need to find f reboot and I'll just make it I don't
of the the P you know for sure they've got it we're good we're good
all right best bet when you fly out of the bus go back here I know it's gonna be
in storm but we'll find lights and then we can loot up without getting jumped on
by people that was where those are my binds I think before reboot existed so
So, you know, I think it just, uh, Oro wrote it.
One gun, one gun.
Uh, here, here, uh...
They have to shot you first.
They have a rivalry on us, so they don't know we're here.
Here.
Take that.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
On me, on me.
On me.
On me, on me.
Uh-oh.
There's one guy, it's one guy.
Oh, on me, on me.
Oh, it's...
Two of them, two of them, two of them.
That guy's me killed.
No, no, no, no, no.
one's there pick up two, pick up two
he's on me, on me, he's looting my stuff, looting my stuff
he looted all my heals
I'm weak, I'm really weak
he's not good
If you guys die, it's fine. I'm going to get you to the back of the dome.
I'm going to cover. Zipped on us! On us!
Can you see it hard?
Now they got a P.D.U.
Dude, there's so many. Wow.
Is there? Yeah.
Oh my god.
No way.
Well yeah, they knew we were there because we had the rivalry.
This was going to run us down.
you need 500 each. Uh no, it's 500. Okay, not bad, not bad. All right, 254.
Oh, those guys were moving like a unit. Did you see all that? They're insane. I don't
I don't even know what we do there!
Oh no, that was uh...
There's no one left, right?
I wonder how we're looking pointswise compared to the team right now.
No idea.
We see how much time we have left, just uh...
Yeah, we don't have a lot of time.
I think we have a timer on the main stream you can check too.
How much gold do you need?
I already have it all.
I'm just buttering you guys.
Oh nice.
40 minutes left.
I would like to find out like the right of John here.
Is this still a win?
Yeah, oh that takes a while.
We're in it.
Let's go, Drake Watch!
Oh, good boy.
That is good.
Zone is moving, and I think after this it's going to be a 2-6.
You really got one of us, right?
Almost? Oh, wow.
Why was it so cheap for you? Mine was 1,800.
Yours was 1,800?
Yeah.
What?
I mean, unless I missed under...
Oh, maybe.
That's what it was, yeah.
I don't know how much you had, I think.
Yeah, that makes...
I had 1,800.
Mine was 1,500, supposedly?
I don't know.
Yeah, you had 1,800 gold, I think.
We got 14 limbs right now.
There you go.
18 people left, yeah.
A lot of people on the front here.
Honestly, try not to shoot anybody.
Just try and go around them and get loose
so that way they just fight
and then we can just, like,
clean up everything at the end.
Yeah, yeah.
at this point we just want to win.
Oh yeah, I just heard one in here, Kerr.
No.
I'm going to start heading.
See you guys.
Point this hill here.
We got a lot of cover up here.
OK, you guys got that.
We're good.
I'm out.
See you guys.
I'm hurting.
You're gonna drink the water for shield. It's blue
They're good you're good they're in that building
They're throwing freaking ice balls at me. Yeah, they're pushing fast. They're pushing fast. Yeah tag 160 tag 170
I'm so
I hit another one. I knocked one knocked one. Nice. Here's one zipping over on me. Yeah.
One HP on me. One HP on me. Literally 10 health. 10 health somewhere. Look at me.
Look at me. Over this. No shield on one. No shield on the health. No shield on the
health. No shield on the health. Nice. Winnable. Winnable.
Oh
Nice ball nice
Nice. Yeah, that's a life. Oh my god
That's the question
Doesn't look like it on the map in zone. There's one
I'm getting the speedboot off. Oh, this could be good.
He's gone for a reboot. I get him.
This could be good. I kill him.
Oh, how many is it? Two?
They're fighting each other.
They're fighting, yeah.
He's kinda...
I want to redo but I don't know where this other team is oh my god how many
points how many points okay three eight points for that
I don't know how many kills we had in the 18 kills, that's not bad, that's good though.
That's not bad, that's not bad, 36 for that, that's not bad, I mean they have one win on
us.
Well we have a win too, yeah we won that first game, yeah they only have one win I think.
Did you guys see it like double their points?
I'm not sure what we're at, first game yeah we had like way more but.
When they probably like thought up it just depended on like how many points we got in between honestly, I think probably still have
It's probably relatively closer. I think we had a lead
Yeah, 35 minutes to we've got time well
We should try and do I'll keep an eye on timer too
And then we'll make it close like before in a game
We'll just try and drag out as much as we can and we'll back out right
Well, literally the only male avatar
All right, I'll update for you guys your leave was about 60 points. It is now down to about 20 so
Okay, okay. All right, I'm locking in I'm locking in here we go 20 kills, ain't
You think about it 20 points to the wind it has to get a win with no skills to get it up.
It's still a lot of points. We just need like a big win right here. We're filling. Yep.
There we go.
Let's um honestly let's go back here out of what has super chest and then he's gonna be super
on it, thanks, son.
This usually has some really good loot.
Who is your character?
I have no clue.
I don't know.
I didn't even know I had this character.
They look cool, though.
My glider is so loud.
Are you guys gonna reach the yellow? I don't know where to reach that.
I'll make it.
Yeah.
We're gonna hit the bridge here.
His peanuts team also...
Is their carry also the Fortnite player?
How are they doing over there? I feel like one of us is doing this.
We pretty much need to win this game.
We have to get the rivalry too. That's 10 points.
We don't win this game after like we're in trouble.
Peanut is playing this the only. They nerfed him.
Oh my god.
I guess he's doing really good, yes.
Yeah, I'm not complaining. That's good for us
Arrivals very far
I'm gonna get started moving once you get yours. What's up?
This contract yeah, maybe we'll re-roll one closer, right? Yeah
Yeah.
Balancing boobs.
Should I pop this one next to us?
There's two cars next to us.
Is there?
Is it good enough?
Huge.
You do rivalry weapons or gear, it doesn't matter.
No, you clip on the middle of the board, like, bring there.
And it'll say start.
Ooh.
Need to collect contract or ask about.
Need to collect?
Yeah.
Oh, there's a limit.
Huh.
We run out of team?
Okay, we have to go get an elim and shots in front of us get up off their body. Oh, okay
Little far so funny. Yeah, there is
Lot of shots, oh, I'll take the other car actually not a man
No, they're on the town on the town
I'm sorry
Yeah, one's in here come on. Yeah, nice boost
No, that was good
Chots
I'm here, I'm here. I might be able to flank you. Hold on.
One on roof, no armor.
That dude's like right on me. I don't know where we're at.
I swear there's somebody running around this main building there.
250, this guy 250!
Is there not someone in our building somewhere? Am I here?
I'm hearing I thought someone was really close one shot on two of them
Pretty one shot he meds I got a bunch. Yeah, I mean meds pretty bad
I
Cross on these guys
Wands right here
Thank you, thank you
I
Thank 28 on that guy on my mark. I hit like a hundred hundred hundred plus
Yeah
I'm so dead you're gonna decide I got you
On the way full sinning
I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
I planted them.
Under the stairs, under the stairs.
I'm going in.
How do we always have no bullets?
A little reboot.
Definitely to pick up a contract.
I
Re-residum yeah, thank you. Thank you
And I bolts oh my god, I bolts yes
Yes, yes. Oh my god. The miracle.
Oh, car coming in, car coming in, car coming in.
Where?
Uh, right here. Right on blue, multiple, full team, full team.
Thomas?
Oh, am I right? Oh my god, there's another team on the right.
I'm dead to another team. I'm dead to another team. Oh my god.
Hold up, I'm back enough. I'm gonna die if I'm too close.
I can go for Reboot too.
Okay.
I'm trying to see.
Watch out for me.
I got one on the right here.
One on the right.
There's just no pan in the storm right now.
There's just another team running at us from the right.
That's crazy.
Everybody was running into us in the zone.
That's so unfortunate.
There's two teams running into us from two different sides.
They were both there.
Oh, that's a hot team.
two teams coming out of the zone or from the zone in the zone dude that's
uh
same hard carry
We got 25 minutes, 25 minutes.
Perfect.
Now we should be able to play up this one and then get into the next game, just get
a bunch of Elin, back out and then play one more.
I got the Shats.
Oh yeah.
Will she be able to live here on her sand?
I think I submitted some stuff back here.
Oh no.
I started a rivalry and I'm right here.
That's not good.
They started the rivalry with her.
She's supposed to...
Oh no, that sucks.
That's not good.
Guys, you might be cooked unwise.
You might be cooked unwise.
guys we might be cooked unwise
can't go back to those cards
which just came out more movement like natty movement not item movement
like just in general you know nice insane
some of the reboots are gone because people are driving the vans all over the place
I think she's looking for a vehicle.
That's the only way she can make it, right?
This is the vehicle, so I'm not trying to run it.
I always run on stamina quickly, need more movement tips.
Yeah, dude.
I just feel like...
I just feel like I wish I wish there was just more movement in general. It's nice
I want to have like three times the stamina bar throw in some throw in some dashes
Throw in some swap shoulders. I can't believe you can't swap shoulders
That crazy crazy take are we gonna be able to make it even though we're getting res
are we just going to drive this car no drive down we want to get in you guys might have to rescue
oh wow it's so far take me I'm right away man I got 730
I'm 30, okay. If you find a betting machine, then mark on the mini map.
I can only just drop you this.
High white.
Oh yeah, we all can grab it, and I'll go grab a sword so we can get some stuff.
I'll make it shred, I believe.
Yeah.
Alright, here's the gold, 800.
Perfect. Thank you.
You guys find any whites at all?
Make sure you pick that.
That way you can get out at least.
I think we'll make it it's gonna be very close. Oh the tree yeah, we'll make it
Oh
Here there's some bananas
Oh, they don't do anything
Can I buy white that's been hanging down here?
Hopefully they have medkit
I'm gonna drop this on too
Oh, they're here
You see the bounty?
There's a guy at me!
No
There's two of me
Oh, there's three of me
There's four, it's the same guys
It's the same guys
They're going for the mark, I think
I can get you rebooted back there anyway
Rival
Should I just follow up? I'm probably dead too.
Those are the guys that took us out earlier.
Yeah, I might just try to get a pick here. You're gonna Ranz, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I might just go for a kill, maybe.
Go for it.
How much time do I have before we rest?
Uh, however long.
I gotta go find a band, uh, and some hope.
I'm kinda getting off here for sure.
You gotta be kidding me.
It's crazy.
Can I bleed out?
Yeah, you take your time.
I have to get going from a couple tests anyways, and then I'll reboot.
Did we get our bounty this game or no?
Did we get the points for that?
Not yet, but technically the bounty is still there, and we can get another one at the end anyway.
I think we can get to that up.
One man four right now.
Not great.
Steve is just decent.
Your wife and everyone.
Something's gonna be cold in here.
I think I like this one.
I think you guys didn't go in this time.
We should be good now though.
this little bounty thing just went away so I can't see us anymore.
Man, this isn't the storm for you, this is just a rainy day.
Yeah.
Alright, so there are more.
How much building do you need?
Five hundred.
Oh, okay.
I'm up.
How the hell, I was a fifty and eighteen hundred for you.
Right here, we're chillin'.
What?
I don't know what he just said.
Hi, let's go again.
Oh nice.
Sure, yeah.
You're about to get a win.
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be so close.
Holy.
They're fisting and getting a win?
They said.
Well then, let's say win here and we pop off the next one.
All right.
We're good.
Here we go, here we go.
As long as we win here, hopefully.
Tell him.
That team's in the lobby.
Oh, no. Hopefully they get down.
Yeah.
We just got a bucket to the zone.
Yeah.
Great race.
Great clutch.
Holy.
There's a rival.
So if we get that...
It's the same guys that took us out last time.
So we're probably...
These guys are good.
We're a lot somewhere.
Be careful.
I mean, yeah, they're gonna...
I'll come a little more.
Where am I?
Actually, they might be in zone.
I have a bunch of meds.
Are they?
Yep.
I see one kid.
Two?
There's quite a few.
20?
Yeah.
I have every-
Oh no.
No.
Hey guys, kill those four times.
I have 143 volts and I use this.
Oh my God.
We died in the same cap as four times.
I just got shot at Oh my god.
Yeah, this bush and the bush.
No, yeah.
And then here.
Yeah.
Not correct.
No way.
Those guys took us out many, many times though.
Yeah, they were honest the whole time.
Just go back in.
Go back in.
Wait, he's actually so close now.
We have time for, okay we have 19 minutes so what we're going to do is we're going to
try and get as many elims as possible this game and just run it down and then we're going
to get our bounty too, we're probably not going to win this one but then we're going to back
out and get one more game, that way we can play through.
Can we go past the 90 minute timer?
As long as you are in a game before the timer's up.
Okay.
It says scores without being doubled per game.
Scores are doubled.
Oh okay okay.
Oh, we gotta lock in, we gotta lock in.
This is the game right here.
Yeah, they told us earlier, as long as you get in a game before the 90 minute timer's up, you can still play that last one out.
So that's what we're doing, we're just using like 18 minutes, or like maybe like 16 minutes, that way we make sure we get a Q to get Elimps and then we'll back out and then we'll get a big co-win at the end.
You got to swap this okay hold on hold on let me swap let me swap okay we'll
random it we'll random it we'll outfit random here we go
or wait is this my random sure you guys were all had a 60-point lead you're now up by 2
whoa good luck
where are we at fight 2?
oh I thought they won too they
All right, all right, there was back into the box.
I hope so.
That'd be great.
It would have made me cute.
Oh boy.
Very winnable.
All right.
Oh boy.
Very winnable.
Alright, here we go.
We're gonna go here. Hot drop.
Hot drop?
Yep.
It's a beachfront hone-up.
You think old Fortnite was better?
I think...
I was never good enough to build an old Fortnite, so it doesn't matter,
But I think with the zero build stuff, they need to introduce a little bit more to make zero build more fun. I feel like I want more movement.
I want more like finesse. You can't really finesse people in this. I want to finesse people. Building was the finesse, but I was never good at it obviously.
our rivalry first to just guarantee 10 points.
Whichever.
I think the only way you can actually like shmove on people is if you get lucky with the items
that you have. But I want to shmove on people natty.
Like built in.
Enemies, um, move over here.
Get ammo.
Oh perfect. Here take this. There's a purple AR right here if you like that one.
I'll take that one.
Oh, we're getting close.
Awkward.
Alright.
Yeah.
I'm getting on the roof.
From Sandy.
West.
Fishin' up.
This is our Manny.
Oh my gosh, guys and fox.
Go.
Get him.
I'm going.
No way.
It is.
Nice.
Dead on one.
Going up.
Oh my gosh guys, it's bots get them.
Oh, let's go.
There it is.
Not the bounty.
I can flash all of us too.
We go.
Here we go.
Where's the bounty?
In a car?
Is that you guys?
in a car
that you guys
i'm gonna ask me a smith
it has to be other fighting this is perfect okay push up
oh my god
i thought you could
glide from height
that was a mistake
it should be close to the people i'm assuming here the bunker
That's crazy, you can't glide from height yeah
One I think somewhere
Wait, it says 10 what rivalry credits are we good?
contract we have a start one that's why
oh this place is always people coming
through I'm scared
we're gonna get out of here
there we go
now they're not far let's go
how much time do we have I'm looking
we've got 5 40
is that 5 40 is the timer 5 40 is the
time right now
Okay, we got like 13 and a half minutes before it's used.
Okay.
And here, we get this far to start going that way.
So we should probably back out like three minutes before we can hit you again, maybe
even four.
Okay.
We got like ten minutes.
Go straight to the red circle.
I
Don't clear this isn't our bounty, right? We're just picking one up
Right here one guy right one guy right here on the road plus get a shot Northwest Northwest
130
They're inside inside inside the Hollywood area. Oh my god
Once everyone's here. I don't know what that place is called. Oh my gosh, you're only
Let me know my back. It's fine. He flew to the right flew to the right
Is it my bounty? Does it show up on the top of the screen? No, it's why I'm really confused who the bounty is or what's
I'm gonna go pick this up and let's see what's in the storm.
Oh man, oh man!
Got him!
Huge, I just picked up a contract.
Oh wait, it says rivalry won.
We got it?
Oh so we did get it.
Nice.
Right?
I think so.
We'll pick up an extra one just in case.
I'm throwing a shield thing then?
I need a white health if we have...
I have a med cap for you.
You need I have the one for your murder next time perfect perfect or sharps
Thank you
Yeah, there's one up there. All right, we just need to start. I'm gonna start shocking
I got some gloves nice nice
Pretty better to like split up and see if we could get any of limbs anywhere
We're leaving anyway.
I'm trying to find people, yes.
But then we could probably group up on these items.
I'm trying to look at the skill-wise if anyone's there.
I'm going to start another school.
Is she going to come down for wire?
I don't know if we can get some placement here too.
47 for the left.
Yeah, I have a spread.
I don't see anyone over here coming from this way.
Go somewhere.
Don't shot me.
There's people on me.
and
the mark
and
the
They don't know where they went. They may have went in the tunnel, maybe.
They're in the tunnel. Yeah, right on me. Right on me. Right on me.
They're not animals.
Oh my god. No, I got some. I got some. I got some.
I got a bunch of AR if you need any.
I
Right here
Right here, I'm running at these guys
Oh nice
server the cellar
another one on the other side
right in front
right down one
and the bush there you go
the bush there yeah yeah
one one one
I got him I got him I got him
bush is good
oh yeah I'm hiding over here
down to so far but I didn't get the
yeah yeah I mean
she's in the bush she's in the bush two of them two of them
I got him I got him I got him
I have another one
nice right there down the hill
he's at this tree
I'm gonna get the rest.
Red mark coming down the hill.
I got the rest.
Gassy mark, nice.
There's a team behind us on these mountains.
Watch that.
One more right here.
I'm trying to get up.
One behind the tree.
One hundred.
Pool wipe.
7 and a half
When do we need to back out you think?
3 minutes or something?
Maybe even 4
Probably 4 to make it past 10
Over here
We've got 17 so far
This is a huge game in here
And what is win, blast
I want to make sure you guys know when the timer ends it's over
There's no life in Q before the last game
Oh there's not?
Oh yeah there's none of that
So this is their last game
Okay, yeah, we need to try to get this win like in time
Okay, we have to win this game. Yeah, we good so
On the cell here
I'm just picking right here, yep, I'm pushing that, there's one right here, I'm just one,
it was just one on that side, yeah, yeah, every kill matters here, okay, I'm going to
I love you, I love you summer, I love you summer!
Yeah, top!
Oh my god, I...
Should not have sent it, I guess.
I'm trying to help her, but...
We should, we should back up and then...
Yeah, they're running in here.
Should I wait, or what do you think?
Oh.
Oh no!
Are you good?
Wait, so if we lose this, does that mean we can't queue again?
It's not looking good
Revealed beforehand I didn't have anything to deal with unfortunately
This is gonna come over the wire I know I can get you guys up so early we're
Yeah, we can just go around and try to get kills.
Yeah.
What's the timer I check?
Getting you guys up right now so we can just get moving.
Five minutes.
Oh, this is so much time.
So much time.
Perfect.
There's literally 11 people left here.
We've got to win the game.
I got the rivalry?
We should still try to kill.
I feel like we still need to try to get kills.
We're only two above going into this.
Yeah, for sure.
Well done, what a res, what a res.
As possible, and we need to get out.
They just make shapes with them.
Our bounty is one of them, so,
get a mine. We have, oh wait, we do have a bounty,
so we can kill those guys too, and like get our bounty off, maybe.
We didn't get it, but I'm pretty sure we did.
Alright, I'm gonna start heading in.
There is some blue, oh you guys already went in.
I'm coming in to you guys honestly just try and find absolutely anything you can right now and I'll start scouting for people since I have loot already
to finish this in time you think we got to kill them to end it yeah probably right yeah yeah we got to
I
Get up on this mountain and see if I can get some shots onto these kids fighting up here. Yeah
Oh, hopefully this town has
I
Like having a pistol it's all you right now all you right now. Yeah, we're all fighting
It should be free for me
I'm just staying back. I'm just waiting for you guys.
Thanks for 1938-57.
They're all over here. These kids are all fighting. It's a huge mess, anyway.
I got an AR. Can't heal some on the way.
What am I looking at?
Those guys bunkered up five times. Yeah, I'm fine. Dead? I still have to kill?
Oh wow, he's bunkered up so many times.
Be careful.
Oh, I got heals. I'm coming.
Is that anything? Push up this kid.
Yeah, I'm trying to get the sky in the left I'm covering your top three minutes three minutes
Under the bunker under the bunker
I'm wrapping right to push them
one here one 25 headshot oh my god I don't you're right it's not why do you
buy you come from 25 we got to go for the we got to go for the win right now
we are 24 4v4 perfect perfect what's the timer what's the timer like a minute and
40 seconds we just gotta push like right now
Do you want to purple our legendary assault or no?
I don't think we have time. I think we just gotta go just go. Let's go. Let's find them. Do we know where?
No idea. Do you need mini shields or no? Yeah, that's fine
Find these guys
I got shot from the right too. There's a guy on this balcony too, right on my body as well.
Yeah, I think it's two teams. Oh, it's not, it's not.
I dropped one right here, I'm dropped through. I'm trouble. Right in the middle where I
I mean there's no time it's already over
I
we wanted we were up by two going in there we won well the reason the question is did we get
our bounty we did we did early the rivalry oh nice wow wait for the official word but
that no shield push was something, we had to do it, we had no time, right?
They're double checking the score.
I full sent it, because they said we had a minute.
And by the time I got there, I had like 30 seconds or 40, so I was like, dude, I'm just going to send it.
I don't, we have 30 seconds, what am I going to do?
Just drive right in.
And we had like 30 seconds, so I was just like let's drive in there and I'll just
For night battle pause
I got it, wait, what?
Timmy won 18?
Oh my god, wait, what?
Yeah, nice!
Dude!
Not even closed!
Wow!
Oh yeah, it was double points!
That's why!
I forgot about that!
Oh yeah!
Pop-up on the last two.
No way.
Oh my God.
Oh my god
Wait, how much should we get for first?
7.5k each
Wait what?
Yeah, some are yes up that that was not just like that wasn't a normal carry that was a little mega carry
We would have been spawned, we would have been spawned, it was just getting limited spawn
eliminated.
Summer just carried us so hard.
We didn't do anything.
Oh man, we did literally nothing.
I think there was at one point where she had like,
25 Olympus and we had like,
two or something or, no, I think we had five.
100% summer service MVP without a doubt.
MVP without a doubt.
MVP both teams probably.
Oh, guys, guys stop, y'all making me blush over here.
I
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Damn
Look at that picture of me that they're using. Oh my god
That's like seven years old
Wait, this is from the mixer commercial, I think.
I actually think that's from the mixer commercial.
We're dragging into winning team.
Hello?
Guys, team foundation, congratulations.
Hello?
E-Lim, the second place with the 25 E-Lims,
made the difference.
You guys take it home, Somerset,
I got a question for you.
Sure.
Who was the hardest teammate to carry to victory?
Whoa.
What the heck?
I don't like that question.
This is a team game mode here,
and we had a great time,
And we won, that is crazy.
Why is Symphony saying what the heck earlier?
We were just praising Summer for mega-carrying.
He just said, what the heck?
Symphony was putting in some damage with the DMR last game.
I'm not going to lie, if he didn't beat like two or three of them,
we probably would have died.
Summit set was without a death MVP.
I just wanted that to be on the record.
We got hard carried.
We got hard carried up.
We got to be on the record.
OK, OK, I mean, you guys are putting a lot of use
to the brand new items here in the Fortnite showdown,
the new season, but you guys think of the skyline deployer,
the new zipline weapon that lets you fly around
and get around the map because you guys
were using it pretty well.
That got us a few points.
I'm not going to lie.
I was spamming that thing to rotate in.
It was nice.
Great mechanic.
Changes the whole meta.
Kind of like a trial.
I was watching you with that nemesis they are.
Legion was getting upset because he played this game
for nearly a decade, and your aim is far better.
Fair shroud.
It's never fair.
Every time I watch you or die to you in any tournament
ever played or get second to you a month and a half ago yeah I mean I yeah I
always enjoyed the ARs but it was a little bit harder to use than I was
expecting to be honest or maybe I'm just getting old I don't I don't know
congratulations again taking home the championship here in the fortnight show
down hopefully the future we'll run it on the fortnight and you guys have a chance to defend your crown
We've left for a night
Thank you courage thanks for playing appreciate you guys hanging on out
Foundation get again, we've got to show a ton of love the team ice-king who absolutely top off in this one as well
I love how the heat I love how nice they are because they showed me praise when I did really nothing
I love that I love that so much. I literally was useless
There was maybe one
match where I was useful
Yeah, GGs guys was fun. I think I reach out are we good here? Yeah, I think
Geez that was fun. Thank you guys
I did nothing I was so useless
I was so I would love to see a breakdown of all the eliminations of everybody that was playing
And how did how did the their carry do was their carry owning on their team?
But I think both teams have like a fortnight carry ours was summer and then theirs I think was happy gal. Oh
My god
Timmy had a few good games. Yeah, dude, it's hard. I mean, everyone's just nasty, dude. I don't know.
Fortnite, like, these people have been playing forever, so, like, they're just nasty.
They are actually just nasty. And then I didn't know any of the new items, which is pretty important.
It's cool that they rotate, like, the weapons and items and stuff around. I think it's fun.
Um, I'm confused so I thought this tournament was supposed to run for three hours, but it's only running for two hours
or
our
I
Thought I was supposed to three-hour tournament, but it was only a two-hour turn
So I think we may have gotten bad comps because I had it on my calendar that I was gonna go till four and then I was gonna
Get off but getting off at three is really really early like I don't know if I want to get off yet
You know what I mean?
Like I I might jump back on the the desert
For a little bit. I'm going to actually I'll do whatever the heck I want
Anyway, that was a four night sponsor. Thank you for tonight. You're beautiful out there. Stay safe
Stay safe out there for tonight. Keep doing your thing
I'm gonna go stay safe
in a desert that's crimson I
I guess I don't know it's too early to get off 3 p.m. I need at least like two more hours
Did you finish Resident Evil? No, I'm close. I
Suck at four night. That's all I gotta say damn it
I think some self-aware, I guess, like that's the plus side of this, I'm self-aware, I'm
I could I could see that. I'm not good at it
I'm not trying to
At least we won eight thousand dollars, so I'm eight thousand dollars richer. They don't want it
Dude, 8,000 doggy away.
If you don't look like a fish out of water in Fortnite 2, it's hard.
Like, Fortnite's actually hard.
Everyone's so sweaty.
Oh my chest is sore.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh.
Get some stretchers in.
Yeah.
That's the weight of 8K.
You guys are stupid.
The weight of 8K, baby!
$8,000 more dollars, make it it.
Get real heavy on my shoulders.
Hey, your mods, hey, my mods get paid, some of them.
And then they also get tipped by you guys.
And the little stretch going in, little stretch, little stretch.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
It might be a third cup of coffee kind of day.
It's only 3pm and it's early.
Wait the real question is do I get back on on YouTube?
Did I turn my YouTube stream off?
Did I turn it back on?
Probably not, right?
I don't know how long I'll be playing for, probably like three hours?
I mean that's a good YouTube sesh.
No, I'm not only playing for an hour, I was kidding. I'm probably gonna play for like 3 hours.
I'm probably gonna play for 3 more hours. I usually get off my schedule. It's usually like 9am to like 6.
5 or 6 is usually what I go to. How long is that? 9?
It's 3 is 12.
It's 6.
It's 9. Okay, I usually go to 5, but I might push it to 6.
Just cause this game is pretty cool.
I don't know actually if this game is pretty cool. It's just like...
This game's just like there, you know, I don't know. I'm not sure if it's pretty cool
I I want to figure it out. It's new I guess which is cool
But like I don't know if it's actually cool. I want to play through it and it kind of it's interesting
It has me it has my curiosity beats enough for me to come back
The game definitely it's better on YouTube because of it, right?
Okay, I'll go live on YouTube again then you guys want to go to YouTube. Oh, I'll go live again for you guys
Fortnite battle pass
Oh, yeah
Lord night battle pass
I felt so uncomfortable in Fortnite, dude, it actually kind of made me sad.
I think it's the third person part.
I feel like I'm losing my third-person gamerness.
I feel like it's fading fast.
I just want a first-person game, always.
Oh, I've definitely never played Fortnite competitively, but I don't even know. Definitely not.
I've never sweat it like a lot of people have.
I played a decent bit of Fortnite, but not that much. I think like 150 hours or something.
Is an Arc Raiders third? Yeah, it is.
But Arc Raiders is really, really slow, you know what I'm saying?
Really slow and methodical. Like, in Arc Raiders, you're...
You know, you're not like schmoomin', really. You're just kinda... It's...
Feels like PUBG, I guess, I don't know.
Not gonna lie, Black Desert Offline was a great title, yeah, but, uh, yeah, I don't know,
I'm bad at titles, man.
I might change a few settings, because someone said Frame Gen messes up parry timing, which
Which is actually super possible because there was another game that I played where Framegen
did in fact mess up very timing.
So I might lower my graphics settings from cinematic, if I get a little bit of a boost
in FPS, turn off, and turn off ray reconstruction and whatever.
Are you unbalanced?
Just because the game doesn't run that sick.
Alright, here's what we're going to do, we're going to turn this off, we're going to turn
Frames it off, we're going to go QWAL, we're going to go 5L, we're going to go...
preset ultra instead and that should be the difference. To be nice. Because yeah,
someone said my peritiming was off because of frame gen and I think that's
definitely possible and I don't want that. I said that. Yes, you did say that
actually and I trust you. That's why. If it was anyone else, I would not have
trusted you but everything you've said in the past has been accurate mostly I
think I mean every time I see your messages they're good let's check the
logs verify that let's see don't disappear now let's check the logs flash
Smash user
Kai-K-Y-K-L-Y-K-A
Uh, let's take a peek
Uh...
Yeah, yeah
No, you're good
I knew I trusted you
This music reminds me of Silo
Any Silo-Doors?
That wasn't a public humiliation, I'm just saying
I do the people who type often and
The people who are memorable in my chat or the people who type often obviously, but then they also
Are super helpful the helpful people I remember
I feel like they contribute to chat in like a meaningful way the people who don't the people who just like shitpost I
Never remember those fucking names, but yeah
That way you don't remember your mods?
Okay.
Alright, you know what?
Just for that, honey?
I'll be right back!
I haven't seen Han all day and I was coming a conversation with her.
I'm so sorry.
Actually blame honey.
It was her fault.
It's not Mike's trolling chat, I'm going to insult him again so he goes away.
You do not have that power over me?
I started playing today and I'm looking for missing cows, when does it get good?
Hey, I'm literally one mission ahead of you.
So, I don't know.
I have one mission ahead of you.
This game's like side quests and like shit reminds me of where wins me, where it's like
really dull.
But I'm hoping the main ramps up a little bit.
Forty-nine menoplasms.
I...
I changed up my settings.
I...
I think it looks worse, but...
I don't care.
My frames are like a bazillion times better, so whatever.
And maybe I'll be able to carry.
I just shit out my ass.
Is that the next part?
I was trying to think what Peanut says when he says
Fortnite Battle Pass
I do this shit out my ass
I don't know if that's what he says, but I'm trusting you Jatter
Dude, I look like a fucking plan!
Sorry
I just want to look cool, and I don't look cool
What's up, bandits? Are you bandits?
Look at this glorious pile of shit
load of bollocks
thought i'd stumbled onto some easy little ones
what a fucking waste of art
what are you doing?
what are you coming at me look
you'll be the last thing you
get this fearless fucker
Alright.
Get out your damn lantern, then.
Okay, there's gotta be an easier way to read the memory fragment.
So let's see.
I did this last time.
No.
That's the long way.
There's gotta be an easier way to do it.
Maybe escape?
Oh!
Oh, you just hold escape!
Ah!
What did you hear, Geekyne?
Okay.
Would've never guessed that.
So, why can I see into the past?
Hasn't been explained yet, or...
I know it's because of the helmet, I think, but, like...
I guess that's probably not...
Alright, I shouldn't be asking those questions in a game where you can fly and turn into a crow, and...
And they're my stupid questions.
They'll make up built-in speakers.
Give me that pill, give me that pill.
How come every memory has these little orange, is that the indicator that that's a memory,
you think?
This orange lamp?
Every memory I've done has had that orange lamp.
There's others without it? What the hell does that orange lamp mean then?
What I think this game is comparable to is a blend of Red Dead Redemption and an Assassin's
Street game. Buh-ha-la, Odyssey, Origins. I think that's the best way to describe it,
seriously. It's got some Red Dead redemption like open-worldness to it, but the story and the depth
of all of the actual missions and dialogue and stuff is more Ubisoft level, you know what I mean?
And then with breath with breath of the wild puzzles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah breath of the wild puzzles
Right Zelda breath of the wild puzzles red dead redemption like standoffs open worlds, but like more
Ubisoft cutscenes and missions
Fuck you, buddy
Wait, can I steal from him? I want that back
I want that back.
I think I can murder this guy.
So, if I murder him here, I feel like that's a bad idea.
What if I follow him?
Let's see how open world this game really can be.
How sandboxy can it be? Let's see.
Can I murder this guy?
Wait, do I have a mask?
Oh shit, I don't think I have a mask.
I don't think I can murder him.
Uh...
Underweapons?
I don't think I have a mask.
Next to hands?
Oh, oh, it's this slot.
Okay, well, I don't have a mask, bud.
This is my inventory somewhere and I didn't equip it.
Holy shit, my inventory is a disaster.
I need to clean this up.
This is atrocious.
I want to kill this guy, but I can't.
Maybe I could find him later.
if you could at least pick pocket him I think you could only do that with a mass
and I don't have one
you have her if you have her over here but you can group your items women he
he grew
what did that do I was that just an organized button organized it better
Well, you want to kill him?
Because I gave him something and I want it back.
He said it was worth a lot of money.
I want to kill him and get it back.
I just don't know if you can do that.
That would show me an example of how much the game has, like, creativity, you know?
Because, like, okay, for example, I give him an item.
He's like, oh, shit, yeah, that's definitely my item.
And then he goes and he wants to sell it or something.
And then I just kill him and I take it back.
can I do that? That's like some Baldur's Gate shit. I can't kill him without the mask, guys.
I need a mask. Like, I just, the general, I don't know. Like, I don't think you could commit a crime
without a mask, period. Like, killing and murder included.
Look at this.
Shield of this artifact.
What the?
Is it Rubik's Cube?
Is there, is, do I do something here?
Oh
Silbus artifacts are Alex with power and tried to thread the badger and explore the continent discover these artifacts you can view unique challenges in the artifact challenge tab
After completing challenge use the glowed syllabus artifact your regular break the seal
Defeat three enemies of the sword without taking damage
Oh, man.
Yeah, the game's lighting looks so much more...
It's just weirder without the ray reconstruction on, but...
I don't know.
Ray reconstruction is such an FPS hog.
What are your frames like? I have 123.
The problem is, Ray Reconstruction looks really good lighting-wise, but it brings my frames to about 50.
Oh, Woolly's the sheep. I'll find your damn sheep.
Fast-forward shit's funny.
I ain't wasting my time with that shit. Just a child talking about his lost sheep. I already knew what I had to do.
What's up?
Wait, I should have put a marker on the dog that I was trying to tame.
That's quite the feat. He was amazing. Well, what brought such a fine warrior here?
Have you seen any bandits around here? Like, don't know what she's got.
Don't know about stealing sheep, but there's a bandit camp just across the river.
Hey, more bandits.
Just across the river.
I miss sure how to Assassin's Creed Odyssey days, I mean that was a fun like hundred hours.
Odyssey was really good.
What I loved about Odyssey is like it started kind of like it felt like you were in like
you know a Spartan in Rome or whatever and like very grounded and then as you started
playing it you started seeing like mythical shit and like magic and you're like what
the fuck's going on and then all of a sudden you were doing you know Greek mythology
and you're, you know, seeing Cyclops, Medusa, Minotaur, Atlantis I think was in Odyssey if I remember correctly.
It was cool, like it started, it started real and then it started to get like slowly, it started to introduce like mythology and I thought it was really awesome.
Ballhalla didn't- it kinda did it too, but for some reason it didn't.
Didn't really do it justice for me.
Alright, alright.
Why am I using my fists?
Hello?
Bro.
Hello bro, you know referral please use your fucking weapon then please
Yeah
Alright, let me just figure this out. Hold on, you guys chill. Let me figure out why
my uh, let me jump back on my horse. Let me jump off my horse.
I think it was bugged from my horse.
Q wasn't doing anything and then taking it out how I would normally take it out wasn't
doing it either.
But it's something tweaked out for sure.
I know how to swap weapons.
It just wasn't working.
It actually just wasn't working.
Okay, now I'm really low so we're going to somehow do this.
Oh, I mean, low health.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
What the fuck?!
Well, I'm fine.
That went well, that went well, let's just do that again.
I take my weapon out from daddy
I don't know why I grew so many mobs
That doesn't count I was in a fair fight
Like at all this tree about the fall
Well, I guess we'll meet for the dog.
can I? where'd the go-go?
oh the sheep
oh
really
hey don't I gotta carry him all the way back?
oh my god
am I enjoying it? it's alright
I guess
It's not a bad game.
That's a weird game.
It's not a bad game.
It's not a desert.
There is a desert.
I saw it somewhere.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
To my characters
God damn it
This game is so funny because the main story...
The main story...
The main story consisted of finding...
finding a cat following the cat, finding a sheep, getting the wrong sheep, finding a fucking...
finding a bunch of cows, the cows are dead.
What else? Oh, you did an arm wrestle with a guy?
You're the town helper. Yeah, kind of. You're kind of the town helper at the beginning of this game.
You arm wrestle a guy, you find a kid that needs help to find their cat, you find the cat, you go to a tower, you kill a bunch of people at the tower, and then you meet up with that same kid with the cat, then you follow the cat, and then you go save some goats and cows and some sheep, and that's where we're at.
That's the best that's so far. What's happening?
I'm just a helper
Where are my dance drunk are you all right?
Who's who's asking someone who needs your aid?
You've heard tales of my swordsmanship then
You've all of me. I'll show you what a true great
What's my worst?
Is this medieval Just Cause?
Just... wait!
It is kind of just as silly as Just Cause, actually.
Just Cause is like a game where it feels kind of grounded.
And it's like, oh, it's like a modern day action game,
and then all of a sudden you're like ziplining, flying,
fucking going to space.
Kind of!
just cuz why are you saying it like that just cuz that's the name of the game just
cuz one two and three what's weird about the way I'm saying it just cuz three how
How are you supposed to, how else are you supposed to say it?
Okay, hold on.
How to pronounce
Cuzz.
condition or event I said video on my left ear all this video cause cause nobody
says cause just cuz three we're in fucking Britain just cuz three
Jesus Christ Jesus Jesus
Hannah how do you say cause?
You say how do you say?
She says cause just like me
Because cause
I got a lot going on here sorry
She says it the same way I do
Say just cause
Hey just cause yeah
yes anyways
where we go cause and effect
those who stole the shit
that's a different word
no it's not it's the same word
how the sun is uh
child
lost his precious sheep he did
enormous thing
usable as a clown
I mean the whatever
I kind of just got owned, I kind of just got owned. But hey, we say Cuzz here.
What are you doing, old man?
Fuck, that's actually golden.
I've never thought about it like that. Now I feel like I should be saying just Cuzz 3.
three but that sounds weird no just cause cause an effect just cause three that
sounds so wrong then I'll take it from here
I'll go rally the cops
what's up are you bad men or are you good men oh you're a bad man
kill her
relax relax relax
fill a big gap
What are you doing now?
Alright, gotta shoot an arrow at me, man.
Hold on! Hey! Don't you run! Come here!
Even if you run!
You fucking run from me! You- Hey, motherfucker! Hey!
I shot poison arrows, I didn't mean to do that.
Dying over here, cuz.
I don't know how this became a thing.
I'm grabbing this timber.
Alright, what the hell am I doing here? A cave?
Oh, through here.
Hold on.
I'll be in there in a second.
And you see if there's any iron.
That is not looking like iron, but is it?
I mean, that's a rock. Hold on.
One fucking iron. Hell yeah.
See if this is...
You can use your focus push for the rocks too, like my punch, but don't, does not use my
spirit.
I think there's one more rock over there because I have a little symbol, but whatever.
All right, we're going to escape.
Someone is killing all the animals.
Wait, this is all part of...
Oh, I get the main story now.
It's all part of like a conspiracy or something.
You know, there's dead goats.
Someone's taking goat or... it's a cult.
It's a cult.
Someone's killing cows, stealing sheep, and cutting the horns off of goats, and it's coming to a final conclusion of the chapter of Chapter 2, and it's a cult.
And that cult is the bear clan. Probably. What do they call again? The bear chief? Bear men? It's bear guys? Bear, bear, bear clan? Bear...
Bear, bear, the bear man, the bear, the bear guy, the bear, the grey mains, and the black,
black bears, not there, not there in the end.
Oh
Enough we're not paid enough for all your nagging
Oh
The bear man
Jeremy Allen White, the bear.
Don't you can't understand? Betray the gold bleep trust and you're all fucking dead
I want this I'm assuming I'm gonna pop these pills on a boss fight that's really
hard. Take this meat. Hopefully it doesn't spoil. Mods fell asleep it seems. Yeah I don't
pay him enough. They're only here part time. Taking all this meat. Lean meat. Knowledge
acquired. Dude I'm gonna cook a fucking mean meat stew. Oh my god. It's gonna be fucking
Nasty like a good kind of nasty though
Oh, sorry about that. Hold on
Okay, open this it's all the
Shroud is a child who can't drive. Shroud is a child who can't drive.
I can drive, just not legally.
I don't do that by the way, just so we're clear.
why was that a tree
that gold leaf merchant guilds been real trouble I've told them we can prove
it's too many sketchy things been happening I I used to just be coin
grubbing merchants but now we got to watch our step you know what I think you
know what I think people probably because of that branch master okay what
What do you guys think is crazier? The fact that I've never had a license or I've never had a state ID before.
Which one's crazier?
Are you ever voted? No man, I can't. I'm a Canadian.
I'm an ugly Canadian.
They do anything for some easy coin for days they're after more than gold these days
Such as the boulders from the sky hey hey you'll gain nothing by spreading such rumors
All right, you are best to be mine to my own business knows what they might do
They've got a branch south in front of town
Don't find them there
And you do anything without a state ID I'm fast for it
a Canadian passport.
Oh Canada.
Here with me.
I don't know the next part.
Our home.
Native land.
Something true.
Fairly.
Something.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You take your passport to bars dude.
You think I get ID'd?
Aw.
That's so sweet.
Thank you.
You guys actually think I get ID'd?
Oh my god.
You guys are so sweet, stop.
I've been ID'd in like 10 years.
I think it's too soon.
It'll only lead to unnecessary bloodshed.
Are you just gonna stand by and watch?
That's unacceptable.
I also haven't left the house with 10 years.
Don't listen to the words of this fool.
I'm totally listening to the story, by the way.
I know exactly what that means.
I'm 31, still get guarded?
That's crazy.
I'm sorry.
You know how many of these goblins I've killed in video?
Oh my god.
Many.
I think you did it at the beginning of the game.
Actually, I believe it was your first quest, because you've heard of those dudes.
Actually no.
It was like the wasps or whatever, the bees or fucking insects or some shit.
They still have the same quest line in that game, I wonder.
I'm a man. I'm right here.
to the healer there's no one to stop those he refused to give them what they want yeah yeah i'll go kill him
already got to it i'll go kill him please come back she said it's uh there's some sort of folder
that fell out of the sky please save our healer i'll see what i can oh my dissolument
holy shit that was nice
oh
I came from YouTube to say that.
You came from YouTube to laugh at me, Burping?
Hell yeah.
Throwing ass man right there.
That sounded like a horse.
It was good.
It was a good burp.
That sounded like a horse.
It was good, it was a good burp.
Sometimes we hit those.
You know, you know also hits good burps?
Charlie hits nasty burps, dude.
Moist jealous when I hear him burp on stream.
It's always like so clean, too.
What's this?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on. I think it's found a secret.
I don't think I'm supposed to find this.
Going in.
Sorry.
Sorry, horse.
I found a hole on the ground.
Oh, there's a pill in there!
There's a pill in there.
Sugar, a blue ring, and a pouch.
Do you wear jewelry as, like, for armor in this game?
Wait, we do.
It doesn't do anything.
What?
It's worthless.
What the fuck?
I'm now wearing a ring.
Oh, another ring.
Oh, I have two rings.
worthless you think I need to refine it and then like it gives me a perk or
something no I gotta find a jeweler that's cool though I found two rings
oh wait did I finish the kill three mobs with the sword okay I think I may
finish this
Let me give you more attack power, so wait, are those rings that I just got like actually worthless?
I'm assuming they are.
Unless the refinement does give you perks, in which case that's pretty neat.
Alright, well I gotta find a jeweler then, and I don't think you could just go to a normal, like, blacksmith to refine your ring.
Actually, you probably can.
I doubt they made a jeweler in this game
Hey guys here, what's up? Oh, everyone's dead
anyone inside. There's still someone in there. You'll be so quick to lose hope. Yes, he might
still be alive. Please help him. Without AIDS, they'll all die. How could anyone get
to... Damn that fire looks really mean. God, whatever will we do? There's so much fire.
No, you fool.
Was that rock worth all this?
Oh, man.
Woo!
We should have just given it a go.
Look out.
This is not the time to start using.
We must save our people first.
Hey, you can see the ring on your hand.
There's a soul-time within.
We must move from here.
Don't worry, I got this shit.
Bill Martin.
We got oblivion gates to close.
and then I'll let her get help.
It's really interesting because the men in this game are so ugly and every woman is not.
They put a lot of emphasis on the women in this game.
Skystone skystones again
The burden of such a thing is too heavy to bear
take it
And save our here a respect cube fuck. Yeah
All right, I'll do what I can
Is there anything else in here that I may have missed?
A distiller.
Hmm.
Come on in here.
Ow ow ow.
I guess they are.
Fuck fuck fuck.
What are we doing?
Are we good?
What are we doing?
Are we sure this guy is alive?
How sure are we here?
Is he alive?
Hey, oh, sorry, oh, oh
I'm gonna spam shift, baby
I don't know where why you guys run. Oh, it's right. Where the fuck are we going? Holy fuck.
What's the bounty up here? Oh, okay, that way. Did I go the wrong way? I think I went the
I think I'm supposed to go this way and then go up. This is gonna be a
Name one character from the main quest
Ilbana
The white crow
Was his name all allsteen or whatever Augustine. No, that's not a name
um the the the the the the beggar man the you know i'll i'll see i don't know that sounds kind of right
but it's kind of wrong at the same time all listed there you go thank you that's all i got
hey uh oh wait um you need my adoren the guy i'm looking for
What am I doing here?
I left this?
Uh, where am I bringing this?
Okay, probably through the hole up top, I think I'm gonna get higher.
Pretty good, huh?
I named it like what, three characters?
That's not bad.
You probably weren't expecting that.
I don't know where to take this thing.
I'm just assuming I take it somewhere up here.
Oh, I think it there.
I mean, the game's stories ass, but like, it's...
I dunno.
Would it be that much different if it was the most, like, revolutionary story of all time?
No, come on.
Like, you can't really make a good story, fetching-catching goats.
You know, let the-let the-let the story ramp up, maybe it'll be cool.
Eh?
The sanctum can't be purified yet, you must encounter a certain person to start the purification.
Alright wasted my time.
Good.
Look at down there.
Usura da.
Yes.
I I've played Skyrim like 15 times and I've only done the main story once
Oh fuck a main story and a pair of shoes yeah I already upgraded my shoes though that's
unfortunate holy shit these are insane
What the fuck?
My shoes are shit compared to these!
There.
Yeah.
See me.
How the hell do I get up here?
Oh my god.
I don't know if I do.
Ah, jeez.
I mean, I'll just try to keep going around this, see if I can scale it.
Yeah!
How's that thing?
Oh, well, I might, I might, I might, I might, what the fuck is happening?
Are you, do I have to kill you?
why is there so many of these okay I'm gonna keep going I don't know what
that's about maybe that's for like a quest or something later I don't know
A bunch of flowers.
Oh, that one. Don't do it.
Where the hell am I?
Hold on. I found a cave. I'm going in.
That's not a... Okay. That was the biggest bait I've ever seen.
Alright.
Why did I get off my horse?
I'm going in!
Bang!
Resident Evil style.
Here we go.
Scroll in.
It's not working.
I can't even zoom in.
Alright, well.
What?
You want to keep going?
Abandoned trap.
Holy sh...
Hold on, hold on.
Guys, I can't take my fucking weapon out!
Alright, fucking, I'll beat your ass with my fists.
There's a cat.
Dude, why does this keep happening? Now I can't SIG.
Press T. T? Okay, let me tell you guys something about the T button in this game.
T is only cheese. T is not unsheathed, it's just cheese.
feel. I mean it's just me. Q is to swap between your bow and your and your it's
You just sometimes you get put in a weird state in this game, you know?
If I go...
What's wrong here?
Where am I?
Why does everything say steal but I can't actually steal because I don't have a mask?
Bro.
Alright, so I'm here for no reason.
I don't even know...
Alright, we're out of here.
at least find the ladder.
I don't know why I don't have a mask yet, but I can't do anything without it.
No crimes can be committed, so if it ever says steal, I can't do it.
I want to murder an innocent. Can't do that either
Is he Irish
Wait, oh
I thought that was my bounty. I was like did I just murder the guy?
That help indeed, uh, Castle of Stam Goldleaf.
Apologies, that horn splitter just gets under my skin.
Ha!
Horn splitter.
Guys, who is that?
Who's behind you?
Okay, he's gonna bet it's what.
Ha!
Well, his spells do for all her men. I'm afraid if Shaka to let the guilt this wouldn't have happened
Moment we've all been waiting for let's cook
look. Alright! What do we got here? Hmm. Make some, um, drains, I guess. Okay. One
One of those, bad boys.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, sick flip.
I made it all in the pan too, it's crazy.
Oh!
Like that!
I wonder where they got that idea.
Okay.
We got some oats here?
Bang.
Go.
God, I'm so good.
Look at me.
Boom.
Ignore the ones that clipped through the pan.
Not real.
Beautiful.
Delicious.
The cooking skill is going up.
It's not a thing.
Okay, so we're going to make some meats.
But we got to save some meat, too.
We got to save some meat as well.
Uh, that's not...
Okay, close enough. It's fine.
Oh!
Alright, we got there in the end.
Magic!
We'll make some spirit fruit, of course.
Here we go.
These are blackberries.
Walla.
What?
Okay, we'll just keep improvise.
Oh, you can just make whatever that's right.
Oh, no, I wasn't done cooking yet.
Hey!
I'm having...
All done.
Go! Cook!
Beautiful.
Um, do I even make the rest of this shit, like, actually?
Okay.
We're done now.
Okay, cool.
Uh, what the fuck's this?
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, so sorry.
I can't take any of those.
I
This game worth a buy um
If you
Are if you're okay, I
Don't know I don't know I don't answer that I'm gonna be honest with you
Can I say I don't have an answer I
I plead the fifth.
Alright, what the fuck is going on here?
Wait, was that my bounty? No.
There's just a bunch of goblins.
Yeah, if you're okay with the game not being top-notch quality at all times, then yes.
Because the games will have moments of just ass.
If you're okay with some ass, but then some cool parts mixed with the ass, then you're probably fine.
okay hold on lads we were looking for you anyway the trade master wants to see
you whoa my visor's up fuck you come quietly they won't get any trouble
big mistake okay it's like a real cutscene I think you keep coming
Get him!
What's happening?
What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?
Slither's throat!
Alright, let's go.
Oh!
Whoa!
Oh, bro!
Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro!
Oh, he's dead already.
I'm attacking air.
of
the
Wow Shadow of Mordor has a better combat than this?
Yeah but Shadow of Mordor own.
You can't just like take an insane game and go wow this really good game has better combat
than this.
Like come on.
We mean!
I beg forgiveness on their behalf. I wonder who's making it so treacherous
Appointed remark indeed such is the cost of doing business the metal
It's like when you're saying like oh red dead redemption is so much like that's only more depth than this game
Like yeah, the game is incredible. Why were your men seeking me out and
I
Tell such consideration further. I'm sure you got to I
Was hoping to speak to you about our branch master the horn splitter
He manipulates the gold glies to commit misdeeds to satisfy his own greed
If we don't stop him now no one will be able to stop in the future
One thing with video games is that good business to back the life years my
elite one thing with video games is you can't treat them not the horns in the
same like therefore you can't put them in the same like space there's there's
put an end to it there's games that are just games and companies that just
have so much higher quality products and artifacts and then there's other
companies the games are so good they're just like not as high-quality you can't
compare two games I would be I would say it's fair if you put them in the same
category if they're made by the same people right so like Ubisoft if you're
like oh Assassin's Creed Valhalla wasn't as sick as Odyssey or Watch Dogs
Legion you know was kind of downgraded in comparison to Watch Dogs 2 or
Whatever right of course. I won't be leaving you empty that makes sense, but
Your efforts here. We can't just like compare high quality games to or high quality of the studios
Ingraciate you to the marquee every game on this earth. It doesn't worry very generous man
If my agents are to be trusted he'll offer the grey man's land sir rebuild. Oh huge then naturally
I don't want to be the grey maids, can I be a black bear?
Can I abandon my bc?
Is that possible?
Probably not, I don't think this game has choices.
I'm pretty sure this game does not have choices.
Defeat Horn Splitter
So before I defeat Horn Splitter, I get Sword of the Lord.
Cool. Um, before I do that though, I want to do this bounty, blicks.
I don't know how to take somebody alive.
I'm assuming taking somebody alive is killing everyone else.
And then it's just them, and then they get scared. I don't know.
Ooh, a bow.
Is that bow an up-eater now?
No.
Okay, blicks.
Who the fuck is bl- oh shit.
How do I know which ones are bounty?
Orange splitter guard, wait no, I'm trying to kill blicks.
Black.
Whoa, whoa, did I mean that wrong button?
Typo, Typo.
Why are we fighting on this rock?
Uh, are you blicks?
Who are you?
Okay, was that any of those guys blicks no, okay
Yay blicks might be this tall one. There's this horn splitter. No, we're not that one glitter yet, or are we
Are you are you are you bad
There's a wide open gorge on the way up to the King's shield mountain
All I miss blitz
What the fuck is this guy?
Oh, they did say that the time of day matters.
Oh, he's down there.
Oh no, no, I don't want to go down there.
Do I? It's gonna take forever to get back up.
Alright, let's do this quest and then we could kill Blix, I guess.
Fight this boss, dude. Skull splitter.
Er...
Horn splitter.
That's enough.
Holy shit, with a lot of these guys, Jesus!
What's up?
I'm here to party.
should be looting all of these bodies. Look out, look how many there are.
Woth armor. Maybe?
A key?
I'm not killing all these people right
Hey, I was in the boss fight, I should have saved
That's been meddling in my affairs. He's this job for you saved me the trouble of seeking him out
You've been meddling with forbidden powers
Sounds expensive
And all too appealing to a merchant
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, he's got tax
I didn't save so if I die I might be a little sad but we'll see what we'll do.
You lost your war, no panda.
Because if you spandex for me you will now lose your life.
Bro.
It's not worth mine.
No one can take it from me.
I... can I heal?
Oh, um, I'm in trouble.
I'm traded.
But you can deal?
Oh, wrong food, wrong food, wrong food, wrong food!
Hold on!
Hold on, I'm trying to eat my meat!
Hold on.
What's happening?
What the mechanics? Mechanics!
Fully! Fuck! What the...
Get out of my way, KFC! I'll be that's though.
Come here, come to that.
I
Fuck off free
great guild once said a merchant lives and dies by the trust they foster but
look at us now all we have fostered is blood and lies it is time I set things
right we will rebuild that trust and restore our good name
Hey!
Kaisaar himself!
Chakato! Chakato! Chakato!
Let me loot him. Let me loot him.
Learning in progress, a basic roll.
Okay. Learn how to roll, I guess.
Epic. Absolutely epic.
Oh, now it's going to TP me somewhere else. Fuck!
I didn't even get any loot. Oh wait, no, the quest should give me a sword, right?
Sword of the Lord. I hope it's better than my sword.
Matt's still alive? Yeah, I saw him two days ago.
a message for you from shaka to the office is deep this guy put in a box to
the horn splitter this goblin of your help with the gold leaves will reach
absolutely fucks I could just tell he's fucking every day in comparison to all
the other goblins I've seen this guy's got aura hopes that our alliance holds
the
all those goblins you sure?
Taka too
Abyss gears
Abyss gears are imbued with the energy of the Abyss
the only manifests are true power and slot into an unlocked equipment socket.
They inhibit your attributes or unlock new skills.
During your adventures, keep an eye out for individuals who specialize in Abyss gears.
That's more.
Ah, Hakkato! Hakkato! Hakkato!
Alright, so we got a new, we got some chess piece,
which is actually an upy.
Well, okay, it's already refined a little bit.
That's cool.
A ring again, that does nothing.
Gunpowder, some shoes with your ass.
The Sword of the Lord.
It does less damage, but it has a attack speed
and it is not refined and it has perks, I guess,
wind slash.
Left click after a certain action.
Great information. Thank you. Attack one and attack speed one. Can I do a wheeled? Do swords? Is that possible?
Because that could be cool, but then I won't be able to parry anymore.
But like, do I care?
I'm only- I did parry the fuck out of that boss, and I think that's why I killed it.
Parries were kind of nice, because they stun him.
Can you parry without a- a whatchamacallit?
Without a shield?
Or do you need a shield?
Oh, you can still parry.
Well, well then shit shouldn't I just use two
Well actually this shield gives me attack speed, so I might keep the shields
Let's hold on let's try out our new weapon
Whoa, wait wait wait it had like a it's got aura look
See that wait hold on
Wait, hold on
Wait it's not doing it anymore. I'm not crazy. I swear hold on
What?
Okay, well it had aura and then it lost it, yes.
We need to go fucking vendor.
I'm going back to her, her, her NAND.
Sounds pretty good, huh? Practicing.
Oh, I could fast travel. Why the fuck am I running? Whatever.
Uh, hmm, okay. Uh...
Go see? Uh, go see? I...
I'm here to Smith. My new... sword?
It's gotta be good, right? Like, I have to refine it. It's from the main quest. It's gotta be good.
Oh, yeah.
You guys are hitting that alien right now. You're hitting that alien plus right now. I see it.
Oh! If I upgrade the ring...
With a ring?
Okay...
We got fail stacks in this shit, cause I'll get some fail stacks.
I gotta log out of an alt.
That's from BDL for those of you that don't know.
You can basically take a ring and you get two of the same rings and then you can slam
them together and have a chance to upgrade them.
And then every time you fail, it builds a fail stack and increases your odds the
next time.
So yeah, you used to have BDO and you'd have like fucking 10 characters, and then you'd
have different tiers that you go through, and then you'd have like one character parked
at a certain number of failstacks in case you got a piece of gear that you definitely
wanted to hit.
That's all.
But I guess in this game it is a little bit nicer.
all right um I don't think I should waste some of my mats on all this basic
shit right there's got to troll wait for something that at least has a perks
and then I do that up a pool not that bad about being a small skill and fun
stay if the song of the forge calls return whenever shop I'm gonna sell you
I do all of my things.
I want to buy this chess piece. I think it looks so cool.
This looks so cool. Wait, actually, I shouldn't buy the chess piece.
That'll be slower. But still, this cloak looks awesome. I want to buy it, but there's no point.
These boots suck ass. These gloves?
That's pretty good.
This head? Useless.
I need a Celsius so we can get rid of our old fucking leather that we need that to get
into the castle I guess.
We can get rid of this helmet.
We maybe need a broom.
I don't know.
Get rid of this axe.
Wait, we need one axe.
We're chopping trees.
Well, we don't need.
trees with this aura really what the fuck do I get rid of like like alchemy do I
get rid of this alchemy shit what the hell are we doing I lost my cursor
and while we're doing it cursorless these are my old shoes like my new
shoes aren't seem to good we're gonna sell all this shit you're holding
worth those pots no I hear you man I was just trying to get rich and fucking
famous just one of these can you blame a man for trying to be rich
I need these posters.
I think I did them.
The Horned Thief, the Missing Cows.
I think I did all these.
Let's go find that dog again.
Empty book.
Or like, okay.
That old shoes, give her those too.
I'm rich. Wait. Maybe I should buy something.
Well, we're definitely going to buy these.
Like these.
One-handed weapons of the world.
Book of one-handed weapons all around the world.
Now I've been crafted by Legendary Backsman House.
This volume's first.
Should buy this.
First in the series, detailing basic methods for forging a sword.
I'm only 250.
I feel like I should buy this book.
I might know how to make a sword.
I'm buying it.
I really want to buy this cloak so it looks cool.
I just know it's a bad idea.
I kind of want to buy these gloves for attack damage.
We don't need to know there's no point. We'll find a piece
All right, um
What am I doing? Why am I here? I sold stuff cleaned up my inventory. I
The book I bought the book I do anything with that book crafting book
This feature is not a male... Is it because I'm on a horse?
Oh boy, I sound good to read every page.
Immersion.
There we go.
Page one.
companion forge with dark intent and hard work to become a fine blacksmith one must forge blades and no fewer than a thousand times
Using a variety of materials materials should be high quality though when starting out
I don't know. I read it like that. Maybe hard spot the difference anyone who crafts a thousand swords
We have an item it makes a good material only massive materials to run the transition. Okay, cool next page. There you go
Yeah, we lock in
Swords glad more sword. What's I thought was about swords. What do we access daggers blunts?
Grace rapier, that'd be cool.
Dual wheel rapiers?
Uh, okay, cool.
Now how do I...
Okay, well now how do I even make shit, though?
Oh, maybe now that I...
If I go to this guy and I go to craft, I'll probably pop up.
Yeah.
Unequippable.
What?
Why is this unequippable?
Hey, these all seem to suck.
This thing's interesting though.
It has 5 per rate.
Oh, it's a dagger.
That's why.
Oh, it's for the other character.
Oh.
Oh it's for the other character. Oh, I have character watch. The character part is weird in this game.
That you like swap characters seems interesting.
I thought the sword I was using was a rapier, but I don't think it is. It's just a sword of the Lord.
in the back rooms
ah
Marius
so the rumors were true
ah
what happened to your leg
never mind that I'm just glad I'm still breathing
Come on, let's walk.
And what of the others?
Fuck his marries.
Everyone scattered to the four winds after that night.
But Andrew and Naira got blown back my way.
They'll be thrilled to see you.
Oh, yeah, who gives a shit if a few of those wankers die?
I'll have to get him up the bloody riffraff.
Come on, let's grab a drink.
Hey, something wrong?
The Blade Bandits. Downright nasty bunch of brutes.
They love to pick fights. Come on. That's not to get involved.
They're damn sharp as ever.
Look at me. Fucking huge. And he turns into a crow.
And you'd be surprised the gossip that finds its way back to the hovels.
Anything on the marquee?
You mean Marquis Circus?
He's a generous man. Everyone speaks well of him.
I'm on my way to see him. He'll help us regroup.
Is this a fresh start?
Aye. We'll all be together again.
I'll go and tell Andrew and Naira you're back.
Why did we...
Why did we walk this way for you to walk back?
Or I could barely walk. Fuck it, I feel an asshole.
Oh.
So there's still a bunch of question marks in this town.
Are you talking about?
Why is this blinking? Hold on.
Heather, talk to me. Talk to me.
I
Want to hear about your fucking eggs
You've got the man near Blumont Manor talk to the person I mean are these wait the bounty persons right here
I can't kill her though.
I don't know how to not kill someone is the problem.
I haven't learned how to do that.
Barique?
Hold on, I want to kill this person, really?
Ah fuck, they're above me.
Ah fuck.
Do you think you tackle them?
I don't know how to tackle people.
Alright, so there should be a killer in...
Is it this house?
Hello?
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ooh.
I still can't steal shit, dude.
I'm on a mask.
Where's the outlaw?
They're probably not even in here.
Okay, relax.
Uh...
Hello?
May your day be blessed.
Hey, what's the shop?
Solomon's hand must have guided you here.
Buy this bag.
Have you repented?
A costly visitor pass with limited use ain't I'll see us a visitor pass holy water elixir
Pick your pure years and rituals to be sprinkled around homes or sanctuaries to drive away your spirits
Are you seeking the will of sorts of absolution?
Rest I'm here for any who seek Solomon's grace. Wait, there she is
Hold on
Hey
You!
Oh!
Oh! What are you doing?
Hit her!
Jesus Christ.
I'm not mistaken!
Wait!
You're mistaken!
Help me! Anyone!
The guard circle is watching me.
Holy shit.
Don't worry, I handled her. She was a threat. I know it didn't look like it, but it was definitely a threat
What do I do with her?
Oh
God, where do I take her? Oh? Okay over here. This is this is the sheriff's office. Okay. Got it. Let's go
That was easy.
I thought that would be like a whole thing, but not really.
She was just walking around here.
Bro, anyone could have done that.
That was so easy.
Right.
I totally believe you.
Oh, wrong way. Hold on.
Hold on.
They can eat a jail, lady.
Uh, uh, oh, I literally, oh, I just throw them in here. Okay.
of cells at this rate it's one person you save me some trouble thank you if I
more scum in the future bring them here here you get to see all the people you
throw through a jail hell yeah
silly little game
Well, Matt Greymane, carry on, let's get going.
That's chapter three, right?
Yeah.
The marquee's in sight.
Please, follow me.
My Lord, the Greymane has arrived.
Ah, Greymane, the savior of Hanan.
circus thank you for coming all the way here I hear you handled things with the
gold leaves huh they're meddling in the market this area looks terrible far too
long our fair city's burdens have been greatly eased thanks to you I was
simply acting in the green means interests your honesty is admirable
I tell you I mean it from the bottom of my heart
Yeah, I think if I turned Ray reconstruction back on it would look better in here
But I think something's really wrong with it off any thoughts on a suitable location
We'll take what we can get I thought you might say that I
Have already scouted a fitting campground
Head to Howling Hill, just across the river.
Marshall Midler should have everything ready for you.
Why do all this for us?
Oh, there is value.
It's a great honor.
Until we meet again.
I'm just curious. Hold on, I need to know. Options, settings, ray reconstruction.
Okay, yeah, that definitely looks better. Oh my god, it cuts your frame rate in half, dude.
Absolute pain.
and one day AI will be so good you'll take no performance loss and it'll just
look insane at all times, always.
Yeah if you if you mixed your settings up a little bit so you got a little bit
more gas it probably could work you know turn your graphics down a little bit
leave ray ray reconstruction on. I turned my graphics down from cinematic to
ultra. Didn't really do much to me.
Instead of getting 200 you're getting 100 so I'm getting 58 right now. I have 58 FPS.
with the ray reconstruction
Very reconstruction just uses the highest settings. I don't think it's changing that does anything with it on
That doesn't sound right
Yeah, so someone was telling me that someone in chow's telling me that
with Framjad on
it
Harder to parry I don't know if that's true, but
They're dillick maybe the same from all the bandits
See you've crossed past for them as well
Leave gun Solomon all the nose where they spring up from
There's more every week
They've grown bolder to harassing folks whenever I need like a good boss fight to be able to test the difference to see a frame
Try keep the towns folks safe. You frame Jenna actually makes parrying harder beyond our gates
It just looks so much better with Ray Reconstruction on though, it's crazy.
The game's lighting doesn't look so flat, like it actually looks, you know, kind of
real-ish.
Like it looks so much better with Ray Reconstruction on, I just, the former's loss is insane.
I'm still supposed to be following this guy or have a bird on me.
like the gold leaves have turned a new leaf as well this fellow named Shakatu has been named
of the new crunch master get going from what I hear seems to be quite the competent leader
he's working tired I mean I don't know about the old DLSS 4 thing that you guys said I've tried
I've tried all of them DLSS 4 5 4 5 4 and they don't seem to really do much
to restore the guild's reputation and it's done wonders for the town's peace but I'll
I'll leave it on four. I trust you guys. I'll leave it on four. I will trust your guys' opinion on four or five.
We need to deal with the five.
But it won't fly.
I could see where the man is.
Yeah!
Do you know what the Marshal's doing at Ho-ling Hill?
Give me that.
No.
No. That. Hey.
No. That.
Gotcha.
I didn't read the fuck. What was the prompt? What was the challenge? I didn't read it.
Slide 50 meters.
It's wide in this game.
weird the water this game sometimes looks extra really good and then that's
our angles that does not sprint and then see what yo you tell me my horse could
do that? This whole time? God damn! Why didn't anyone tell me that sooner? That was sick!
Oh my god! Wow! Hold on, let me do it down this hill real quick.
Also shit ready?
Run!
Skrrt! Oh, skrrt!
Ah, so close.
Fly down 50 meters.
I mean that makes sense, in BDO you used to, when you were getting around on your horse, you would do like drifts.
You'd do like drifts from left and right, and you'd go really fucking fast.
So, I guess it makes sense it's in this game.
All right, let me try it. Let me try to screw it down here. Here we go. Oh, okay. My laptop got fucked up. Hold on
There we go. We're gonna do it again. Three. You lost it.
Quest.
Oh, the horror!
check me check me
I do 50 meters
big slow
there we go
big momentum big momentum
big momentum big momentum big into a slide
Yes, let's go!
Well, fuck, now I have to walk with this idiot again.
I went so far!
Oh my god!
We walked so far! It's fine, it's fine. It was like what? Five minutes? Fine.
Follow me fast travel, actually.
Gotta get off my horse.
What's the consensus so far? Do you love it? Love is a strong word. I don't think it's bad.
I think the controller, like the control scheme is kind of ass for sure, but it's, it's, it's
weird. The scheme's weird. It's got a lot going on, but at the same time, it kind
has nothing going on but I don't think it's bad I gotta do this whole fucking
thing again oh no okay we're gonna just gonna follow the score you to howling
hill wait I gotta take a piss that's really not really bad timing please you
taking a huge weight off our shoulders I got a pee that horn splinter cause no
smaller matter trouble for this town
for King so same way I thought about Starfield's that we couldn't bear
Fair, honestly fair.
I played 100 hours of Starfield though, so I can find value in games that feel like they
have nothing going on sometimes.
I gotta pee, I gotta pee, I gotta pee one sec.
you
I
Good all right there
That's what Star Wars is about.
If I play the Star Wars mod in Starfield, I have it.
It looks pretty fucking cool, though.
I wonder if Starfield will improve after their April update.
I mean, that April update is basically their goal with that April update is obviously
more content but to make like traveling the star and solar systems and all that a
little bit more immersive with the way you can like glide across planets and
like go in between go in between like like go in between like different points
interest in space without just going to your map all the time. I think they did a
pretty good job in Starfield in this April update with the limitations that
they have obviously because they can't do a no man's sky that's impossible right
that they would have to completely make a new game so with the limitations that
they have I think they did a pretty good job masking it quite well.
I mean, if you've done any ranking marathon, no, I haven't.
This is the perfect time to get it, because I've already done this walk, so I'm doing
it again.
Why is life type bug for me?
It only works if I hold it.
Yep.
You cannot click it.
You have to hold it.
That's how it works in this game, trust me, it's weird for me too.
story interesting in the slightest I don't think the story is really interesting okay
the back story is more interesting than the actual story that's weird we said story the
same time jinx you'll be a soda what did they call sodas back then you'll be a drink
drink like the stuff with the abyss in this game and like having to like you're like
Dr. Strange and you're trying to save the world in a different dimension or whatever the fuck they were talking about.
That seems more interesting than this. This is just like...
I got reincarnated and I'm just doing basic bitch fucking quests.
And then there's like a higher power out there that's like, hey, we brought you back to do this thing to save the world.
But you don't really get that story enough.
it's basically like you're doing these like little basic human quests and then
every now and then you get pulled back to this like weird fucking abyss worlds
and then they tell you that you're the savior I want to see more of the abyss
thing and less of this but I mean this isn't bad it's just not as interesting
that's why I said it kind of reminds me of Assassin's Creed right because
Assassin's Creed is like you know you're in the grounded world but then you get
pulled out sometimes and you're like in this weird modern worlds and you're in
the Animus and all that stuff like that's kind of what this game reminds
me of. Story wise, anyway. I guess he's really taking his time, isn't he? Oh my god, I was
literally right here it's a nice quiet little spot
oh this guy this guy has so much aura oh the girl back
where's she got a pistol thank you enough that's badass we're the ones who
should be thanking you the marquee insisted for everything to be provided no
exceptions she's cool can I play as her definitely used to blazer I'm surprised
you haven't met before it's a pleasure she is a guest of the marquee a spot of
troubles brought her here from Deminus so might I ask that she be allowed to
stay here with you I can't think of a safer or more hidden location
Marshall I'm happy to help with anything when I'm here then yeah everything
has been no need you are okay kind I look like a fucking idiot thank you I've
other matters to see too so I'll take my leave until next time
Damian uses his rapier as a primary weapon delivering swift and lethal attacks to pierce
the enemy's weak points and suppress them instantly.
F1 to open the character menu is like Damian to switch your character.
But what if I don't want to play Damian?
He'll not be staying with you at the gray main camp.
Okay.
Got new gloves.
What were they?
I wonder if I have the same inventory on both characters.
Well, I think I do, because I just got a bunch of bullets.
I also got gloves, and I don't know where they are.
Oh, am I wearing them?
Okay.
Oh, am I wearing them?
Oh, you have different stats. Well, I don't know what her stats are, but...
Wait, is my character there? Awwww.
Low tech.
Whoa! Okay, hold on!
Okay, she's pretty fuckin' cool.
And then you have a gun.
interesting interesting interesting interesting
um all right well do I have to play as her or like how does this work I don't
know what if I just go back okay now I can see their stats 15 defense
Well her gear is way better than mine.
Ish.
I mean, I guess I could try her out a little bit.
Mash the rock and push the wagon into the tent.
This rock?
Oh, she has a...
Great sword. Wait, what the fuck?
Hold on.
That's cool.
Oh, shit.
That's cool as shit.
Alright.
Anyway.
I think I just smashed this rock, I think.
I left her a few minutes. How are you a girl now?
Uh, this game has, like, character swapping.
Which I don't personally love.
Ooh, fine stuff.
uh
I push it
Oh push it this way
Yeah, I don't I'm not a huge fan of character swapping games, you know gta 5 did it it was like, I don't know who's all right
A little further
Move the sacks.
Uh.
All I'm learning.
Hey, learn.
Learning.
Studying.
I gotta grab a mallet.
Why am I doing this?
Oh my god.
Is it in?
Is it all?
Is it in? Is it all in all the way?
Looks good to me.
Ah yeah, it's good.
I can't believe the rain we do this.
Wonder why.
Nice it's in all the way.
Okay now we gotta move the sacks.
three sacks into the marked area I got that shit wait oh the way around watch
this
I'm gonna throw it too I can't throw can I
this will be very important later it won't wait actually is this important
all ever like why they make me do this I think it's stuff like this that I could
see people being confused about in the game
huge facts of a move
of
raise the bad off
Well, not quite.
All that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's not.
Don't worry, I got this.
Try to put it in.
Not letting me put it in.
Try it again.
Guys, it's not like you put it in. I don't know what to tell you.
It's just not.
I need help. If aim with it, it's a control. Oh.
Oh!
Thank you. I probably would have been doing that for a minute.
I'll be honest, if I didn't have stream telling me I would have been doing that for a minute.
Probably like 15 minutes, if I had to guess, realistically.
We did it!
Wow, cool.
Very good, good job Damien.
We have ten armors, ten...
Oh.
Well, I guess I have to switch.
Blame.
Alright.
I brought all the ingredients, but who's cooking?
I could cook!
I suppose they'll manage this fine.
Hold on, let me grab his paper.
of the
night earlier was saying our existence is hanging on by a threat in the game that's you doing chores and
that's
that's very it's a bit very disconnected for sure
I think that's just like
harsh like a partial reason why it's so polarizing right
It doesn't, it feels like everything was like mashed together.
I mean, it's got some fun elements for sure, but...
I get some of the uproar.
To be honest.
What the fuck am I doing here? Do I have to make...
You guys want food? Are you guys hungry?
Cook two portions of clear soup with tough meat, barley, and water.
Yeah.
Meat box.
Barley water
Oh shit, what did they want was it anything they may have just been anything right
Thing was anything
They want a clear soup I can't make soup
Oh, I can make soup.
Uh, make two soups.
Bang.
Good work.
This is nice.
Disgusting.
Oh, it's pretty good actually I got your soup
Share the food is everyone let's go gray beans. Thank you all. It was very red dead redemption right now
What a nice surprise!
You didn't have to tell me!
I'm glad you made it!
You'll take your time!
This is too short!
We can taste all the seasonings!
Fresh of cooking skills to pull!
The marshal will regret leaving early!
It's so nice to all sit down for a meal!
Escort Marius to camp.
Oh my god, I gotta bring this guy in.
I got you, Marius.
I got you.
Do you guys know if the skill points I put in on this character are the same on all
the characters?
I'm assuming yes.
4 gets better, I swear, but you have to watch the first three seasons.
Points don't carry over, oh.
Wait, so that means when you're committing all of these artifacts,
do you get a fresh batch of artifacts?
Or do you just like commit them to a character and then they're just gone?
Oh, they're gone.
Oh, well, what the fuck?
That's some bullshit.
Um, I don't know where to put my points, to be honest.
Like maybe I get a bigger health bar.
I could do stamina again.
I just don't know.
Like, I know there's more abilities and stuff, but I really just don't feel
like I need them at all, ever.
Get stab, I have stab.
Stab has like aerial stab.
Stab ignore super armor.
I just don't feel like I need any of this shit yet.
Okay, when it gets melt, and then, healing?
Oh, I healed targets, no, I'm good.
Oh, oh my god, that's pretty cool this utility I guess
Aerial swing oh
What the fuck is that swing all right
That's some quality of life as well
flight, lift flight, produce air resistance, that's kind of cool.
A lot of these skills are quality of life.
On the red and green trees seem like grappling 3, axiom force 3, winch.
Pulling enemies, that's pretty cool.
That's also pretty cool, f**k.
Huh.
I'm trying to see if...
Oh, that's sick.
Press 3 to create a field of electricity, lightning level 1.
And view element will be- oh wait, hold on, this could be sick.
Either one, flage strike, cross-ventilating, search, storm, fail.
What the f**k do I get those?
I don't know how to learn this. This looks cool as fuck. But I don't really... I need
to go through Axiom 4, so just say that. It just says either one Flamestrike, but then
And I can't get these.
Oh, I need a book, frost, flame.
I see, I need a, okay, I need some sort of magic book
or some shit, okay.
Game skills are interesting.
Like the skill tree and like the way you gear up.
All right, anyway.
Just looking around.
Oh, hold on.
Hey bird land bird
No, hold on no stranger. I'm trying to
No
Please leaving what he's leaving why they just passing me notes and shit oh
Oh, these are the people at the beginning of the game. They're probably the gold people.
Okay, holy fuck. Contribution shop.
Okay, what is this?
Contribution earned from adventures.
Spent the contribution shop in each region, used the contribution specializes in sell-outs,
This location of each shop or is originally to find out the owner's house. Okay
It's a lot of items
What was the other note that I got fuck
What did the pigeon give me dude the pigeon gave me something. Oh, no
No
Was this
I finally secured the abyss gear as those gear's manifestations, but I don't make the journey
much smoother.
What the hell is the contribution shot?
I have no clue.
unlocked it but I don't know where it is.
He's absolutely furious with me, witch bandits, those troublemakers in red, always causing
trouble they are.
They're lurking all over the council state lately.
The Stuart's been run ragged trying to keep track of them.
Now that I think of it, where has he got to?
He was supposed to tell the Lord how hard I've been working.
All right, another side quest, sure.
I hate that this always resets, and I have to go to all every time, let's go go, I didn't
see it, there it is.
I've picked up so many bugs and critters I feel like I'm playing an advanced animal crossing.
Yeah!
I mean, kind of.
In a way, kind of.
That's what I'm saying, though. That's why I think this game is so polarizing, is because there's so many, like, mash-ups of things, and there's so much going on.
That's, like, not that sick. I mean, some of it's really cool, but then some of it's just, like, okay.
Hey, man.
All right what the hell is the shot?
Sure we trade in currency other than coin.
Oh interesting you have to you have these coins.
Oh I have a bunch of them.
Wait this gear is sick.
Ooh wait this gives me defense?
Just a normal cloak?
Oh wait I could wear this guy's green cloak the guy that looks sick.
Oh that's badass.
19? Fuck.
What? A banner that just gives me 20 attack? That seems insane.
Is this just like, is this just a flat 20 attack buff? That's crazy.
It's a weapon?
Oh.
That's weird.
Okay, well now I'm in a bit of a problem here.
So I want to get this gear, because I think this gear looks so cool, the green one.
This cloaks specifically, but it's 19 coins.
These gloves are really good too.
Oh, it's fucked up.
This is fucked up.
Do I go for an incremental game?
Or do I go for a big game?
Because I could buy these gloves right now.
But I want this because it looks grippy.
I gotta get more coins.
I don't even know how to get these coins.
I have 15 of them somehow.
Well, looks like we need more coins.
Alright, it's not like... it's like a special vendor, it's a contribution vendor.
But I think as you do faction missions, you get coins that I have not noticed, but apparently
that's what you just get.
So I think if I just do quests in this town, each quest probably gives me one point or something.
I don't know.
What was that dog that I was working?
I don't remember.
I want to say he was like...
Ear?
I don't know.
I actually have no clue.
Ear maybe?
No.
I don't remember
Okay, well that makes me want to do more side quests then it sounds like if I do the side quests here
I get that contribution stuff, which is pretty cool
Yeah, I should set a marker on the dog. I mean, I guess I could work this dog
But I was already working the other dog
Hi, you're cute
I'll work multiple dogs fuck it whatever
He's cat he's cat I think you take my meat
Yeah. There you go. Wait, I gotta give you something shittier than that.
I think he eats meat raw. Yeah, he's a dog.
Here, take this. Take this. Disparg.
Oh, no, not two pieces. No, no, no. Hey.
Well, actually, you can have both. That's fine.
Maybe he can eat too.
Can he eat too?
Oh, have another one. Eat that one. Yeah!
Who's a good boy?
I'm gonna drop you one more. I'm gonna drop you one more, but you eat it.
And then I gotta go find the other dog I was working.
There you go, you got one.
Yeah!
What if you could eat more than three?
I'm gonna make him fat.
I'll make him so fat.
I'm gonna drop one more piece of meat.
Dang.
Yo, he's just going to...
Now?
Is he about to take a shit?
Oh.
Hey, I can just keep going.
It's free!
I think it's so fat.
Uh-oh. I don't think my truss went up. I think it capped out.
I think I could keep feeding him, but I don't think the truss goes up.
Oh wait, I could pet him again. Wait, does every time you feed it,
reset the... reset the petting?
Oh my god, I could have probably fed it one, and it reset it, and then fed it again.
and it reset it unless it hit a certain time of day and it ticked over oh my god
maybe it did because it's midnight
I'm gonna try to feed it one more time hold on there's a chance I may have I may
have did it at a perfect like time oh my god I think I did I think I pet and
and fed. Don't take a shit on it.
I think I did it at a perfect time. Let's see.
Packing.
Oh my god.
Can I pet it again? Will that work?
No.
But, I think it reset.
So I actually think he's about to like me.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm doing it, oh my god, i'm doing
it, oh my god, oh my god.
Eat it.
Yes!
Yes.
You're coming with me pal.
Oh my god, I got a dog.
I got a dog!
Oh, fuck yes!
Look at him!
I got a dog!
Hell yeah, that's awesome.
What the-
Wait, that guy looks like me.
Holy shit, hold on.
Turn around.
He kind of looks like me a little bit
If I had freckles, I guess
Sorry, I got distracted
All right, Marius. Let's go
Throw me around man
All right, Marius you got to get to town
They're not telling the camp.
Let's go.
I gotta give a coin maybe I'll get.
You take a coin too.
Bang.
What else wants a coin?
Anyone else?
No.
Cliff!
Marius, we've got a camp.
Thank the ancestors.
Well, you can thank them, Archie.
He's as good a man as they said.
Whereabouts is it?
Hohling Hill.
A bit far from Hohling.
Can we ride there?
Oh my god, look!
Oh god!
Two riders can mount a single horse together in certain situations.
Alright.
Hold on, I gotta give a coin to the beggar.
Catch.
You all want to?
Bang.
Okay, there's a lot.
You guys all want a coin?
Here.
Bang.
Wait, they're taking me.
Wait, how much are they taking?
Oh, we're good. Yeah, we're good.
Whoo! A little worried.
There! Who wants coins? You want some coins?
There you go! Bang!
Bang! They're just taking a penny, bro.
If they were taking the dollar, I would not be doing this.
If they're just taking pennies.
Anyone else want any pennies?
There you go! Bang!
Who else?
There you go.
Greyman vanquishing the whole splitter has already made its rounds
Man, catch
without even drawing steel
Oh, so this is the contribution I'm getting at the top
So I if I do good deeds to the people of this area, I get the contribution points to buy the cool gear
Splits his tyranny was all folks would talk about
It's been ages since our tales of stirred folks souls
Not since Palin.
Can't move.
I gotta wait until he gets on my horse.
Catch.
catch.
that just drive by and give people fucking coins.
that's pretty funny.
here catch.
anyone else?
bang.
you want some too?
bang.
I forgot how I got here.
It was...
We're gonna go down and then turn around.
I'm just throwing coins at people.
I already have my dog. He's already with me. I don't know what he's doing, but he's with me
You're slow. You guys want some money?
Sorry, hold on. I was trying to give you money. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry here. Do you want some cash?
Here, I'll make it up to you. Here.
Sorry, that was the... fuck. Oh, hold on.
Sarah there bang
Now you're happy okay, you want some coin
Here you go, oh what if here you can have a berry
No, sorry give my gun
Now I understand why you could gift items
You could gift items just to increase your contribution if you have too much of shit. Just like dump it
feels very
It was very fable for sure
Across here hit the job. Oh and Nair and Andrew went south to a
We've got a cap.
Holy f**k, I'm lost.
Has the game so far? It's alright.
Is that how it is?
it's all right I mean yeah I've been
what he's not something greatly
the marquee gave us all this hi for removing a horn in a sight
who's this oh look Ross various cliff what happened to his leg you know
Are you same as always? Yeah, don't worry about me. How did you get here?
Word of spread everywhere the cliffs back
So it's true
Hey, everyone's back together. Let's go
Marius
What happened to your leg black bears wouldn't it? Well give them what's coming
It happens
More than just my bloody leg, you know, otherwise we won't keep making it fast
Oh, I think you really should keep off it. I told you I'm fine
Any word on the others
Naira and Andrew went to escort some count and word is there's a gray mane
Yeah, there's special questions for all the characters
got drunk and beat a priest half to death. I really think one of us should go and look
into it, said Don. Where do you think you're off to?
Don't you worry about health, yes.
Yeah, there was a quest I saw that was for Damian over here on the left somewhere.
It was somewhere up here, I don't know, like I don't see it anymore.
White crow's pointed you towards an expert in the abyss gears, head to the location she
mentioned.
That sounds pretty cool, I'm going to go there, because I can.
the deluxe you have some nice armor waiting for you what do you mean waiting for me where
oh you know what i didn't check my storage my camp
i have a storage here right camp provisions
resources and items found while adventurers can be donated to him to support the camp's growth
The others tab? Oh, add-ons? Oh, what the fuck? How's all this? Holy pay to win! Wait, this shit looks sick!
not that much different to be honest with you like to defense higher I think my
boots are better than these for sure my pretty sure my boots are better than
those but everything else is good I mean I'll open it I guess here it looks
like I'm wearing it already I know I'm not
okay the boots are a downgrade so I can't use the boots but the rest I can
oh it does look cool
holy fuck I was saying
It's not very good though, it's probably going to get replaced pretty soon.
If I already have boots that are better, then I'm sure pieces will be upgraded.
Next couple hours maybe, I don't know.
I don't know what you do, I guess.
Oh, this is the Damian quest.
one right here hey yeah this is Damian story year a lot of purchases hinge on
your review no they do not I'm not a reviewer man play games for fun I I feel
like I do I do um I do probably agree with everyone that's saying like the
game gets better as time goes on you get more skills more stuff's unlocked yada
yada yada but I also do agree with all the other people that say like I
shouldn't have to wait a very long time before it gets better both of those
like mindsets are are like accurate both thoughts are accurate and can be
true because there's the people that want like faster gratification and there's
the people that don't mind going through something a little bit more mundane and
boring to get to the fun stuff okay I'm looking for a witches cave
probably down here
Cato Whisper Cave. This... a permanent witch. Sylvia. She's a novice. Hello.
Okay. What do you do?
have you found what you were seeking this year
okay in truth which is may not be able to do much at all I don't want to do that
I think that's gonna break it in truth rate suckers may not be able to do much
at all
Okay, well, I could socket it, but I don't know what I...
I don't think I have anything to gem or whatever the hell that even means.
I don't have any abyss.
Unless...
Hold on, I'm gonna humor myself really quick. I'm just gonna test this. I'm gonna create a socket in my shield.
It's five filter whatever. I'm curious how this works
And then
Now I'm assuming I could go here
Oh, well, I don't have any okay. Well, I got no gears. All right minus five silver whatever
All right good chat with you I take those
Well that was a fucking waste of time.
I do have some sort of artifact I can maybe collect here though so I'll do it.
Minus five silver, I know. That's hard earned silver, but what can you do?
Hey, a fast travel point? Cool.
Do I do more side quests, or do I keep doing the main?
Where even, where's the main over here?
Oh, it's a new town.
There was a recipe?
Um, I'm sure it wasn't something to buy.
Just pretend you spent the silver on that armor.
That's good.
I like that mindset.
That's good.
Oh, it is a recipe.
Oh, to make the pill.
Oh, that's pretty important.
Two water, 15 herbs, rosemary, cotton, shrubbery, that's shrug.
Okay.
Wait, like how do you... how do you even like...
How do you even do alchemy? I don't even know.
We'll figure out a something.
You sell the recipe after learning it? That's a great question.
Oh, I'm capped out. It says 15 out of 15.
For the contribution.
Wait, so, how does that work? Do I need to get 16? I probably have to get 16.
You're not capped, then why does it say 15 out of 15?
Is it just, that's just how it's displaying the information I guess?
Why do I feel like I have less quests than I thought I did?
I'm gonna go do this bounty.
Actually.
Gotta do.
I think this bounty will probably give me good rep.
Well actually, I don't really need rep anymore.
Because I can't.
My armor is cool.
I think the armor is better from the rep, so...
Is it?
It is. The armor from the rep is better.
A lot better.
Well, some of the pieces are better.
You have better shields, do I?
I don't...
I think so.
I won't force shit I don't know how to equip my horse but oh wait here hold on
oh wait wait what's wrong bro please for the love of God damn wait you can also
Equip stuff on your pet.
pets
White dog summoned. I have nothing for you. I'm so sorry
The shield is grouped. Oh
Is that how that works? Oh
That's her shield. Can I use her shield? Is that allowed?
Oh, I guess it is or wait is that her shield there's that the shield that I got
from Kyra? That's her shield. That might not be her shield actually. That might just be
This grouping shit's weird.
There's a shield to the tiny one, okay.
Oh my god!
That's a cool horse!
Looking drippy!
Wow!
My boots don't belong, but that's okay.
Well, it looks like I beat the game.
I'm trying to get this bounty, because why not?
I need some money.
Holy fuck, I think my horse was slower with this armor.
I mean, at least it feels slower.
Or it's just in my head, I don't know.
I mean, if it's actually slower, I should definitely take the armor off.
Because you know, your horse is kind of like in God mode, I think.
I just disappeared.
Alright, I'm killing this fucker.
Okay, relax.
Alright, who's the bounty?
Which one are you?
You may have just murdered him.
Nope.
Not you.
of the baddies in here.
uh...
there's no one here.
I may have killed them, but it would say it wouldn't say apprehend the outlaw then
Um.
Okay.
I need nighttime?
I don't know.
I was here during the night.
No one was here, but...
Okay.
Whatever.
I mean, it could be up there, but I doubt it.
Just gotta pick up the body. Yeah, well they're not here. They despawned because that's not
the person. I think the person doesn't exist. Unless he's one of these, no. Who the fuck
are these guys? I mean, I don't need to kill him. Not like there's an XP or anything.
There's a chance the bounty's up top, potentially, but I don't think I could climb up that.
I don't think I'll make it.
Haya!
This place.
of
the
I know but I bet it won't be long before I see you again
Oh, excuse me. Can we speak for a moment?
What's going on? That is not a child that's being a good story
You do well to listen to the end. I can as an adult from Jijung temple if you can believe it
Seeking a precious mushroom that grows wild around here
Thank you. Oh another dog. I mean there's probably no reason to have multiple dogs, right?
The flavor of the sea just gets...
Ow!
What?
What a side quest or was that just a random pro tip?
Oh, it was a side.
It obtained the mystical pine mushroom.
You know what?
Sure.
I'll do this quest for this child, I guess.
Why not?
Maybe the mushroom will make me strong, I don't know.
Hello?
Yeah, we can.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, why?
Yeah.
A bit.
yeah yeah what is going on with the water here
I'm back here I'm getting a stamp mushroom you can't stop me
oh fuck I'm dead
Wait, I'm not dead. We're fine.
Oh no! Did we?
No, I don't think... Let's move then.
I
Okay, I
Am so far away, holy fuck
Okay
I guess I go back to the cave that I just... that throne... out on.
What?
Hey!
Leave me alone!
Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward.
Hello.
Alright.
Let's try to go on foot.
Maybe the horse was the problem.
The horses are still there actually.
Uh oh.
I'm going to get knocked out again.
Here I go.
Alright!
We're not going that way again.
Fast forward and we're not going to go that way.
We'll turn around, I guess.
Okay, we're back.
Not going left.
this pill. And, uh, what am I supposed to do here? Am I supposed to like, sneak in?
Peek with the shy. Wait, it popped up. Hold on.
Peek with the shy. Who's the shy? Hold on.
The shy.
You. You're shy. You.
I was looking at the midi map, I went to the shy, they shot me in the neck.
Okay, um, Chai seeks your help, he's offered away in the mysterious village in exchange
for a special favor.
This isn't even the same quest, I'm in some other fuckin' area.
I think I'm just going to go.
I'm just going to leave because clearly this isn't working.
We're going to get out of here.
I don't know why I couldn't go in that cave, though, the first quest I was doing. Hold on.
He's legit right in front of the tent. I just tried that, man. He shoots you in the neck.
You want me to get shot in the neck again for you? Hold on.
Uh oh.
Okay.
Alright.
This whole area is not a balance.
Okay.
Get out of here!
You like, they're right there.
You see them?
They're just hanging out.
But look, I want to go right up to them.
Oh wait.
Where are you?
The chief can't find out.
Oh, you were just kicked out, right?
I'll show you how to get into the town, but you have to help me first.
Something precious that the chiefs would stolen and put on my friend's head.
I need to get it back before the chief notices.
But he just won't stay still.
On his head?
Yes, on his head.
I don't know who did it, but they're in trouble when I find out.
Can you help me, please?
Oh, my friend should be...
Oh, there he is.
Come on, follow me.
uh
Hey, I don't know where he went
Am I tracking this quest oh fuck I don't know where this I don't I don't know where
Hey nothing to see here kids. Oh fuck. Okay. We're good. They're walking away
All right, hold on. All right, we're back. Okay, where'd this kid go?
Is that the holy fuck all the way over there? Jesus Christ.
All right, get me out of this forest. This place is cursed.
I gotta go all the way here. That's insanity.
That's so far away.
But maybe once I do this I'll be able to sneak around this whole forest and not get shot
in the neck.
Though it might be worth it.
Because this is a big area that I just can't go through.
please don't, please don't assassinate me, thank you, holy fuck does it take forever
I have no clue what those bases are either I don't know you can shoot them but they
don't like they don't like it when you shoot them hey this the mobs pop in just
like stalker in this game. I just got to visually pop him. Pretty neat. He's decked.
These birds are bad at doing it.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
all right shortcut
this is really much of a shortcut this is a
fine fine
game really as big as they say oh it's fucking huge now it's up to you to
determine if you think the size of the game meets, I guess, the quality of your
expectation, but the game is fucking massive.
That is for sure. All I could do is bounty, I guess. There's no way I'm bringing
this bounty back to fucking town, though. That's gonna take eight years. I might
just kill this guy for the money.
What's up?
Hey guys!
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who are you guys?
Yo! You do a lot of damage!
I don't know who you guys are.
Yo, these guys are high level or something.
I don't know what's going on.
Okay, done.
There's just a fucking bunch of high level mobs
Bob's walking around for some reason. All good. All good. It's fine.
Why attack guards? I didn't attack them. They attacked me!
These motherfuckers. Wait! Oh, I got closer!
Oh shit, WTEC. Hell yeah. What the fuck is that thing?
I have like you over here can I even kill this thing?
Ow!
You got that?
What do you want it?
Oh, he's dead.
We got that.
Well, don't you get that?
Get it.
Bro.
What the fuck is this?
Uh, uh, like smashing together.
What?
The fuck?
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. I mean it pops up on the map. Like they're...
I don't know.
I guess I can't, maybe I don't have a skill for whatever that is supposed to be.
Why did it spawn me on those guys?
Holy shit, this is a fucking...
Power core gate of collapse missing.
Power...
Okay, well those power cores just...
Okay, whatever, gonna ignore the prompt that popped up on my screen.
What the fuck do I need to get down there?
I don't, but I kind of want to go down there.
This is not where I need to go, but I'm going.
I don't care.
That looks cool.
Uh, don't spawn back, don't...
Try this one again.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What the bait is this?
Oh.
What the hell am I?
Well, I got to the quest eventually.
Oh.
Okay.
For sure.
out trees and shit here here
well did you see it he's really tall and passes through here all the time I saw
The stubborn Oph won't stop and listen when I ask him about the thing on his head I
Really have to get it back before the chief finds out we're gonna kill that thing
Out of the six maybe a five
The giant tree is roaming the item on its head must be retrieved
Okay, I know exactly what to do. I'm gonna pull it with my fucking, my, um...
How the fuck am I gonna do this? I'm just gonna pull it with this, but I don't see the crown.
Hey, um, I'm gonna pull this fucking crown off your head, okay big guy? I don't even see it.
Would you talk to me?
You have a conversation?
I don't see a crown.
Can I climb you?
Oh shit.
Get out of the glosses style, okay.
Alright.
Dragon's Dogma? Whatever you want to call it.
I'm not wondering where I could have taken it.
It's like, uh, it's like when a kid kicks their soccer ball over someone's backyard.
You know, they're fence.
It's kind of what that was, just, uh, well, fantasy edition.
That was so much easier than I thought.
Yeah, I thought I was going to have to fight it, to be honest.
Okay, so now I probably could get that mushroom.
I guess I probably could get that mushroom that's a year where is it here here holy fuck
it's so far away oh my god I have no way of travel oh this is it's just what a crime absolute
crime. Fuck. I bet you there's a fast travel right here, the mysterious energy. I think
I fucked up. Alright, we're gonna just, we're gonna go on horse down. I need to stop ignoring
mysterious energy every time I see it I need to pry out it because it's slowing me down big time
abyss and skydive possible depending on where my abyss is I don't know
I don't know where my abyss is so my markers here my abyss is
no I would need to do another puzzle like here and then then it would work but
But I'm just gonna go on horse, like fuck it, whatever.
Alright, see if this quest will work now, that I've been accepted into the village.
What are you doing?
MSQ or just sides?
This is a side.
I don't know.
I'm just going to run right upside because I'm determined I guess.
What's the fastest way here?
We're going to go run just straight and then jump off a cliff I guess I don't know.
In game.
Sort of there.
Okay, I will travel all this and then jump off.
That'll be fine.
Whoa.
That horse looks way cooler than my horse.
Hey, can I steal you?
Good horse, good horse, wait, wait, hey, don't go, I know his name now by petting him, that's
how that works, can I pet him again, hey.
Are we- are we cool?
Okay, it's not like a dog.
I don't think you spam pen it and then you get a dog.
Worth a shot though.
Alright, anyway.
Where am I?
Going down.
Oh, there's probably fast travel here.
Yeah, there it is.
That's the fast travel I missed.
I guess it wasn't that far, but...
Okay.
Don't shoot me with the dart, please. I'm friendly. I'm friendly. I'm allowed to be
here. I'm just here to grab a mushroom. Don't mind me. Friendly.
Yeah!
Get up!
Oh fuck.
Oh, what have I done?
Honestly, I'm gonna commit.
Heh heh.
I think this could work.
Huuuugh!
Guys, um, got it!
Ah, just, I'm immune!
There it is!
That's fine.
I already got the thing.
out of here, no time.
Just like that, we got the magic mushroom!
Well done everybody, well done!
Let's go turn this quest in, not a problem.
Who wanted the mushroom again?
What was I doing this for?
Oh yeah, it was like a child's.
Wait, what?
How come I don't see it?
Do I get to keep it?
What did I even get?
Oh shit, a big buff.
Dammit, up to 20.
What do I...
I want to give it to the kid that wanted the magic mushroom.
It was like right here, I think. No. It was here. It was right here. I think. Well, it was...
Who the fuck wanted a magic mushroom and why is it not on the map?
What? Hello? I think it said quest completed. I don't got to give the kid the magic mushroom.
I don't know it just went away I guess the quest was just to get the magic mushroom for fun
I swear it was over here.
Oh, they didn't want the magic mushroom, they just told a story about it.
Yeah, I think you're right, actually. I think that makes sense.
Because the kid didn't ask for the magic mushroom, he just yapped.
He just yapped about his magic mushroom, and now I got it.
And it was honestly kind of pointless. I'm not going to lie to you.
I got a magic mushroom for what?
I could make a stew for some stamina? Sick.
when you see this shit and you know that you could go everywhere it makes the game
seem insane but like how long is it like look at this fucking map this is all
I've explored and there's I have a quest over here I have a
Holy fuck, I'm about to get us far away. Jesus Christ, that guy is gone!
That guy's never getting caught by the cops, dude. He's fucking gone.
Like, how far? Okay, so I'm down here, all the way to the Crimson Desert.
Like, in Varnia. How far is that?
It says it's 10,000 meters in a straight line, by the way.
Holy fuck! I don't think I'm ever gonna get there. That's insanity.
That's Insanity.
Oh yeah.
I am going to dip now.
My game crashed.
Wow, that's crazy timing.
That's impeccable timing.
My game actually crashed.
I'm not kidding.
My game crashed.
Oh look.
I'll prove it to you.
I am not kidding.
That is the most perfect timing I've ever seen.
because I was leaving anyway.
So, GGs, hopefully my game saved at some point.
If it didn't, then fucking,
I had a GG, I guess, but.
Yeah, I'm gonna maybe play again tomorrow and just see.
I say maybe, I'm gonna play again tomorrow
and just see.
Everyone keeps, they want me to get to a certain point.
I don't think the game is bad,
but I also don't think it's great either.
I think it's somewhere in the middle, like I'm enjoying it.
I'm looking forward to exploring more,
get new items, find cool things, do cool things.
Hopefully the next time I play, there's less.
I'm picking up sheep and goats, cows, chickens,
and more killing.
I want to kill.
I want to find a boss.
It's actually hard.
All the bosses I fight are so easy.
I wanna find a hard boss.
I know they're in the game.
I wanna find them.
But I don't want you guys to tell me.
I wanna find them myself.
Unless I ask, then you can tell me.
Anyway, the game's, all right.
I think it's pretty cool-ish, kind of.
I'll play more tomorrow.
But I gotta go.
GG's.
Thank you guys for watching.
I'll be on tomorrow at 9 a.m. or 8 30-ish.
We'll see.
GG's, have a good night.
I will see you guys tomorrow morning.
G? Fucking G's, gentlemen. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Have a great night.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Okay, stay safe. Happy Sundays.