you
I never wanted to be that screen so bad in my life.
Bro, what?
The hell is wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
Who are you?
YouTube stream, please.
Uh, oh yeah.
Hold on.
Bang.
Click that.
We're live on YouTube.
Now we're never going to see you type again in Twitch.
Make sure you leave Twitch open too, so I get ad revenue off you.
Thank you.
Bang!
Like that, we're live on YouTube.
Now we're never gonna see you type again in Twitch.
Make sure you leave Twitch open too, so I get ad revenue off you.
Thank you.
I never get ads.
Oh, that's right.
Why does it say I could- what- what- why does it say I could- what- why does it
controller plugged in I just so we're clear I so we're clear here I am not I
do not have a controller plugged in I don't know why it says a play ex new
game why load b exit we're not cheating I just want you to know we're not
Not cheating.
Oh, that's close.
Man.
Cronus and...
I secretly love pulling the trigger on a controller.
I secretly love when I mash that X button.
I secretly love when my controller vibrates.
When I shoot my weapon.
Oh.
Sorry, I don't know why did that.
What's going on?
It's a terrible day for years.
Oh, shit.
Speak near your mic more often, thanks.
I- I just need to like, just- I need to always have my microphone.
This close. I just need to-
I just need to- I just need to always have my microphone this close.
This is how I should always talk.
I literally am touching. It's literally- I can-
I kiss it.
I wanna talk like this always.
I didn't kiss you. I kissed her microphone.
You know. You know.
Some people actually have their microphones literally that close.
I don't know how they do it.
Like where it's touching their lips.
Now put your mouth around it.
Okay, too far, man.
Too far.
Hey.
Too far.
Yeah, only tier 3s get that kind of privilege.
I love how long it takes to load in.
God, this game is so bright.
I saw that HDR on actually looked really good, but if I turn HDR on, everything breaks on my capture card, so I can't do that.
Um, what was I doing?
Oh, it's only got a magic mushroom.
And that was where I stopped.
Is this fruit flying like Animal Crossing?
Fuck it.
Wait, this too?
Animal Crossing?
Mind if I do, take some buckwheat?
Here, take some more.
Holy bitrate, I know.
This game has so much foliage. This game has so much foliage and shit and it just
tanks everybody's bitrate. Absolutely tanks it.
It's like Daisy.
What the fuck? I missed Mysterious Energy here, too?
I got a problem. I skip all this every time.
Surprisingly, YouTube doesn't have this issue? Well, you could have higher bitrate on YouTube, right?
On Twitch, they limit you to 8k, which is not even the actual limit. They're supposed to limit you at 6k.
It looks like better when you're like here right when you're not when you don't have
all that foliage in your face like it is kind of fine when you're in a forest.
Bro, where are you going?
Where are you going?
where hey i'm stuck in animation come back
what the fuck that was weird
i couldn't that that was weird i hit ride so my character was trying to get on the horse and
you just kept going
okay what is this mysterious energy
Probably just like a waypoint or something, but I need to get it.
I wish I had my thief drone right now, but it would be nice.
Okay, so it's probably in a cave.
Or not?
Oh fuck.
Okay, it's not in a cave.
I think I jumped out for no reason.
Yeah, I too can sound like a goat.
They're really no cave?
What the fuck is this thing?
Oh, I should do the puzzles upstairs.
Upstairs?
In the abyss.
I should go up there and do the abyss because I have more ghouls now.
What the fuck is this cave?
There's no cave.
Well, I'll figure it out, hold on.
Oh, no, uh, okay, so the minimap here have this like, great, grey circle.
And there's energy here. I just gotta find it. Maybe, oh, maybe it's on this side.
Dude, I hate these fucking birds. I can't wait to go to a new area where these- oh. Oh!
Oh, it was just right here. There we go.
And... bang.
Get out the way dog, I'm trying to learn.
Sword of the Cursed.
Every time.
Put on your helmet.
Something's off about this wall.
I complete a rheumatic trip.
There's a weapon somewhere close.
something's off about this wall.
I complete a rheumatic trip.
There's a weapon somewhere close.
What?
A weapon?
I was told there'd be gold.
A weapon, I swear.
I'm certain of it.
I swear it's gold.
How's the weapon supposed to beat me?
That's it?
That didn't help me open this door at all.
Uh...
Oh.
Maybe I burn these vines?
Can I lift this door up?
That's mine.
What the fuck is this?
Just push it open, bro.
What do we push it open?
Oh wait, like this?
Oh shit!
Wait, it moved.
It didn't move. I mean it kind of moved.
I don't think I could move this.
Why does it keep snapping to the fucking right? Is it normally?
Freak?
Oh.
I'm an idiot.
Ooh, it's a dragon.
You can ride a dragon in this game, right?
I think.
It's not in the trailer.
It feels like a jet pack.
I don't know.
Generative.
Hey, I's crazy these days.
Uh, oops, wrong button.
Okay, it's a grab, hold on.
I got this hold on it's I can figure this out hold on let's just start cranking
I'm gonna crank a bunch of these and just see what happens I'm just gonna crank
and see if anything moves I'm gonna crank this one I don't know I don't know what
doing is the problem but we're just going to crank a couple cranks
That's a sun, that's a weird circle thing, that's another weird circle thing, hold on,
I got this.
Why is there check marks on these maps?
Why is there check mark there and up there?
I have no clue how to open this.
Is that this? House of healing? That right there I think is the house of healing.
I don't know what the fuck to spin these and why and how and what they do.
in the room changes when I crank.
I have no idea.
I got no clue. Nothing is telling me nothing. There's no... getting zero context here of
anything unless I go it's not weird unless I go up there and I look through
the grate and something like I could see something I don't know but there's
nothing that indicates anything on this these fucking these things these
these little guys. Nothing. Unless I'm supposed to just make it like upright if
that makes sense. Like the Sun at the top and then like find the upright position
of these circles. Maybe. Only thing I could think of.
That's the only thing I could think of. I don't know. I'll just try that. I'll try
to figure out what upright is so I'm assuming the Sun is at the top I don't
know what the fuck would be upright here or here
Hold on.
So this one could move, but I can't push it like the other one.
I can't I get this where I want it.
lift the wall? I don't think I can lift it either. I mean, I could try, but I don't...
I think it's F left click? Okay, well, I did a weird kick for some reason. I don't
I think I can lift the wall.
Lean? I can lean against the wall? Damn, I look cool.
I have no fucking clue what to do here.
I don't know. I guess I leave. Maps on the wall? It doesn't tell me anything. It does
seem like there could be loot though. There's this here, and then there's those up there.
But doesn't even look like there could be some goodies.
I mean, maybe I gotta go get the goodies.
Maybe that's what's telling me.
It's telling me, like, hey, go here, get the goodies, go up there, get the goodies,
and then come back.
It could be telling me that, I guess.
God, I don't even know where that would be, though.
I can't even really tell where this is.
Wait, this is the one I'm in.
I'm in this one.
I think.
I think I'm in this one.
of
Holy fuck, this is...
Alright, we'll come back.
I'm not really sure where it is, there's like, it's something up here, and then something like...
...year...
...ish.
I tried to lantern in the magic sword. I think it's just telling me go to that map, go find
those three checkpoints. They'll probably give me some context of which way to turn
the dial. I kind of want to do that right now. Is that weird? I don't really care about
anything else I kind of want to open that
I don't really care about a story or a quest I want to
I want to make that my quest I want to figure that out
there's a sword of the dead in there
let's figure it out let's just try
I probably should have taken a screenshot of the map to be honest
but I know the two check marks were up here in Anvil Hill for sure
And the other one was weird, it was like, it was like, somewhere, here.
Run!
Yuck!
These YouTube tutorials for puzzles are gonna have millions of views?
I mean, not really tutorials, they're just gonna be like, here's your answer.
Do this cool like that you don't even need to figure it out horsey I want a
bastard horse but I don't really know how to get one of those maybe I need
carrots yeah I was working this one but I don't know I don't know if I was
actually working it. I was the worst I was working though. Hit the job. Ooooooh!
Every time I'm in combat, my horse just vanishes.
Fuckin' birds.
Oh!
Hang up!
Fucking birds.
Hey, a quarry.
That's pretty neat.
Where the fuck am I going?
Oh my God, I have a waypoint right here.
Okay, I'm kind of going the wrong way.
I need to be going like, it's somewhere up here is where I need to be going.
I'm not going the wrong ass way.
I'm going the wrong way.
Somewhere up here is where I need to be going.
I'm not going the wrong ass way.
This quarry is cool though, but that's for another segment here, hold on, I'm fucking
trying to get the sword.
All right.
Do I know about the waterfalls?
What about how ugly they are?
I think I'm playing Eldinarine.
Here's a waterfall.
The classic go through it?
Oh my god!
Alright.
Where am I?
Oh jeez.
What am I doing here?
might do in here.
I feel like the weirdest part of the controls of this game is having to spam your runkey.
Everything else is not that bad.
That's...
This Pammington Runkie is an interesting choice for sure.
What the fuck am I going?
I'm just under this town for no reason.
I should have taken a screenshot of that map because...
Fuck.
I don't know where it was.
I'm going back to the lot hold on actually just I don't know where it is hold on hold on we're going back
Okay, the town is here and then the river goes through like this and then down.
Holy fuck, it's like all the way down here, I think.
Bro, I don't know.
I mean, the other one's like, here.
Something.
Dude, this one is so far away.
It's like through here.
Down.
All the way down.
Pop!
Somewhere over there.
I gotta get back up.
If I do this for a goddamn cube, I'm gonna be pissed.
I wish I could play this and use the map every time I open it, it crashes.
Can't break this one mate.
Wait, it didn't even drop the copper.
Oh, it just goes straight into your inventory?
Oh, the dog picked it up.
W dog.
One of a bitch.
How the hell do I get this guy out of the tower?
Where?
Hey.
Okay.
Alright.
That works.
Riverside Bandit liberated.
Well that was pointless.
Is that a pill?
It's weird you can't steal or you can't like
When you're when you're like killing bandits and you're in their camp you have to steal their shit
I feel like it's so odd
Like you're not like it's just it's bandits bro. Let's fucking kill them. Let me steal you already killed them you murdered them
I still don't have a mask, by the way.
Oh, fucking shit!
By the way, I still don't know where I'm going.
I'm looking for it desperately.
It's like under a camp.
Like maybe it's under this.
But it's also under like a big mountainside, like, it, like...
I'm fucking pissed off.
What am I looking for? I'm looking for...
I'm looking for this, I don't know, it's for a door, for the answer, from a door, magic
door.
I don't know what the fuck it is though.
Like it's somewhere around here.
I know I'm close.
Cuz like
Here's the town here's the town
Down from the river down from the river. Here's the intersection
Here's the intersection and then down this way
To like somewhere I'm more like it's somewhere here
I think.
Fuck!
That's so hard to find.
The other two I'm confident are like up here.
That one's pretty easy because it's just over this way and then slightly to the left
and here's the town and then just slightly to the left and it's probably somewhere
around here, these two, somewhere in this handle hill area.
It's one at the bottom is a fucking problem.
River down, river down, bend down, down here, somewhere.
Is it this?
Wait.
What if it is? Over here there was a chest I couldn't open.
I'm gonna go to Anvil Hill and then see if I find a chest.
We're going up. Because there was that there was a chest I couldn't open. Kind
of near the check mark, to be honest with you. I'm wondering if that has any
correlation.
I don't know, it's going to be somewhere here, maybe left more, it's probably left more.
cool right guys
I have no- this is crazy
how difficult they make some of these puzzle doors
holy shit
okay well it's not here
I don't think it is.
Those marks are probably enemy areas.
I feel like those marks are a simple drawing on a wall, but the problem is these areas
are huge.
Or am I gonna see that?
Is it in a cave maybe?
Something fucking cave-lip here.
I am determined to find this, but I don't know if I'll be able to do it.
I don't even know if I'm close. Where the hell am I?
Well, it's... maybe it's on the base of Anvil.
This is so difficult.
Oh, it is on the face.
There it is.
Face of the fucking mountain, baby.
Okay.
We know what we're looking for. All right. That feels good. All right.
Mental picture. Got it. That's one of them. There's gonna be another face.
I think over here.
I think I went too far.
I'm fucking my I won't wait too far I feel like it might be the other way around
I'm
yeah
They don't all have to be drawings on the wall.
like that
that was just one
the others could be
in a cave or something, I don't know
but we found the one
that's somewhere under me
so, the next one
gonna be on this wall somewhere
I'm fucking thinking he's so tired already spamming fucking chip.
I don't see the other, uh, fuck is the menace.
I don't see the other painting.
I mean, I've definitely gone too far, right?
They look like they're like next to each other, so maybe I just missed it.
They look like they're extremely close to one another.
We'll go back to the first one, and then just look around from there.
Hell, what was the first one?
Oh fuck, oh fuck, that was shit.
Fuck out of my way.
The first one was, where, what?
The first one's here somewhere. I'll see it.
Get him away. Get him away.
Okay, that's the first one right there.
I'm gonna save this as a far left one.
This is probably the far left one so there's gonna be one to the right.
No, I think it's here. I think this is the middle one. I think it's here.
We're just gonna go a little slower.
I'm not gonna go too far, it's not very...
away!
See, I'm riding here!
Hey, there might not be anyone here.
There's so many things in the way.
Matt?
Dude, it can't be this far away.
I just can't.
This is too far. There's just no way.
This is way too far.
I can't be over here.
Dude, where the fuck is it?
It would have to be somewhere like here.
Holy fuck, this is crazy.
I mean it's just not, it's not here.
Unless I'm looking at the wrong spot and it's not on the mountain.
This is that one, right?
That's the first one.
The next one...
Overall, reason this game are bad, but yeah, people want to D-Ride this as the greatest
game ever.
I think they're not D-Riding it as if it's the best game ever.
I think it's more so, uh, they're just, you know, they're just probably just enjoying their time.
I don't think it's anything more than that. I think you might be making it more than that.
I don't think people are trying to, like, praise the game. They're just saying, yeah, like,
I know you guys don't like it, but I don't mind it. I think it's really that simple.
I don't know why these... I don't know why opinions of...
All these people are so polarizing.
Guys, I don't know where this fucking... It's not here.
I don't know what to tell you. It's not here.
It is. But there's nothing here!
Is it higher?
It's up here.
There's no way it's all the way down there.
So far from the check mark.
oh my god dude I was right the sun god damn it I I was I was right okay well
at least we have the Sun right run the last one this last one's gonna be a
problem but now that I know they're on the side of mountains it's not that bad
just brute force the third one no because there's too many angles it could be
at I'll just find it can take too long I kind of have a rough idea of where it
I think I need to wrap around and look at this face this side I think or actually don't know I think
I think, you know what, it might be ear.
I'm gonna TP to this, I think.
I think I'd be faster.
Almost like semi-combat, technically.
Drops to your patients, it was me, I would have googled that bitch.
That kind of ruins the fun a little bit, doesn't it?
I think I would only google it if it was like, extremely hard and I just genuinely don't
know what to do.
But like, it was obvious that it was in the area somewhere, it was a matter of blinding
it.
But if I was so stumped that I literally did not know what to do, and I sat there for like 15 minutes trying to be like
I got no clue what it's trying to tell me, then I might consider googling it.
I don't fully know where this one is, but...
Oh, this one.
Yeah, what the fuck's this?
Oh, this is the connection to that one cave that I can't do yet because I don't have enough power, I think.
Holy fuck, this place is a mess.
This is where I'm looking for this pattern.
I'm getting ready to open up a little bit.
I'm not fully sure if this is where it is.
By the way, I'm just guessing at this point.
I just figured it's a large mountain base. Maybe I'll see something.
Okay, let's go.
It's like here, maybe.
Maybe it's on this bend?
And I just can't see it?
I'm thinking it's on this back.
Or maybe down there?
there check with them real quick
now
Well, this last one's tricky.
This last one is tricky.
I'm not away too far.
to the drawing board and figure out where the fuck this place is.
What if it's here?
Or...
I might have to brute force this last one.
This one's fucking so hard to find.
Because like, the Agile Hill one's up here, the two track marks.
And then there's a huge, like huge gap for the next one.
It's like, like this is Unicorn Cliff and I think it goes even lower.
Like, I feel like it's like over here almost.
Like this.
I feel like it's there-ish.
Something like it's...
I think I'm just looking at the map wrong?
Let me check that.
Weird how this game has such good-looking flowing water.
Looking flowing water sometimes
Other times it looks so bad. It's so weird
It's like very inconsistent. Okay. I'm thinking it's somewhere around here. I
Could be totally wrong but
I may have been totally wrong.
Fuck, man!
Fuck!
Alright, looks like we're gonna brute force it, because I have no clue where this
This is...
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, I've searched this. I've searched this whole face right here. All of this. I've searched this whole face.
And then I searched this face.
Like, unless it's a little further, but I feel like I'm going too far.
Like, if I'm going down here, I feel like it's getting crazy far.
No fucking way. It actually was this far. It was all the way down here.
I see maybe fucking zents. That's not how the map looks at all. All good. All good. That's
fine. It's fine.
as I figured it out myself not accurate but I don't know it's the sun thing
top left well remember that by
I don't understand how that is even the right area on the map, does it make any sense?
Come here.
I'm going to find a pit real quick.
Oh, there it is.
Alright, see what we got in here.
All right, so this boy's gonna go here.
I think, might have been one more over actually.
It was like that.
I'm in the sun.
Hey reset!
I don't know if they have to be like perfectly aligned.
Oh, not this one wait this doesn't even look like the same fucking picture actually doesn't
look like the same picture.
I mean it kinda does.
Uhhhhhh...
Uh oh.
Was that a different fucking picture?
Was that correlating to another fucking puzzle?
Oh my god, no.
Well, shit.
How do I, like, lock them in place?
How do I...
Can I?
No.
Well, I want to brute force this, but I don't know how.
Maybe if I just keep rotating...
It'll just like work
The Sun angles right I think so
Yeah, looks I mean I guess I don't know I don't know if I don't know how specific this angle is supposed to be
You know I'm saying like did that do anything?
Like, like is this one right?
I mean that's how I remember it.
But do I need to like micro adjust it?
Do I need to like, like, like, like that?
You know?
Is it more like this, maybe?
I mean, that looks right.
That I don't remember.
I remember it being to the left and slightly up.
I mean, that kind of looks right.
One I have no fucking clue
What if I just keep spinning it slowly if it'll just like a lock
Dude, I can't believe I found the wrong puzzle that's so cursed
I found the oh
yeah brute force baby I did that for a cube oh my god we'll waste the time an
actual waste of time a cube
memories of abundance
Oh my god, I got so excited. I thought there was a sword in here, and it's just a fucking cube
What the fuck oh
Man
No, I
Guess it's probably always gonna be a cube if it's the mysterious energy bullshit. I feel like that's oh
I think that always means cube
Keeps what I have.
Five.
Can you get more health?
There.
Cool.
Big health bar.
Wow.
That puzzle was a waste of my ass.
Okay.
we're going here and doing our quest yes oh wait no did I want to go to the hell that
I do that why did I like look at it that was so weird what did I do I was just trying
teleport over there and it like did a weird
human anyway we're gonna go up here
because i think there's maybe more cubes
The finals were so good and free like what?
Why are you talking about the finals?
Why did you randomly say that?
No, I was really hoping I'd get a sword, too, but I did not.
I was not a regular cube, look at it.
Trans-hidden knowledge of hidden places.
And the beauty of the memories of hidden locations.
is your moon labyrinth and seven more dollars required?
What does that even mean?
Okay.
Does that, did that like give me,
oh, maybe it gave me like waypoints?
Like these?
You think it's these?
Dawn Cave, Whisper and Grotto, Echoing Tunnel, maybe?
I don't know.
Maybe, maybe it's at seven, right?
Hold on, one, two, three, four, five, six.
I'm gonna assume it's these caves.
Wait, now I kinda wanna go there.
Where's the seventh one?
Where'd he use?
Where'd he go?
cool how you get information and it like gives you something on the map and
you're like I don't you kind of could go there if you like I guess really far
away though
all right where am I oh that's right I was trying to see if I could do any more
puzzles here
Oh easy, I got to get this running start here, I can clear this as fast as we can.
Oh, that's pretty far.
Every far
You know what, maybe I should have spent my skill points on having that Axe and Grapple
for whatever the fuck.
But I feel like that's a pretty nice piece of utility, being able to grapple around.
I have to spam shift.
Can I just go backwards?
What the fuck am I?
Oh no, this is where I fell last time and I was confused.
Oh!
I need the fucking grapple.
That's what I need.
And what are the odds of me saying that?
And I actually need the grapple.
Yeah.
God.
So I went here for nothing.
Okay.
I need the grapple to go off this tree and then grapple to there.
But I can't.
I mean, can I make the normal flight?
Can I fly off the plane?
Oh wait!
Oh!
Never mind.
I take that back.
There's a moving platform.
Didn't see this.
I saw me.
Didn't know there was a moving platform.
Sorry guys, didn't see it.
Well I was still kinda right.
I could fly off that tree.
I don't even know what you get for doing these besides having more ways to fast travel around
the map. Like I don't know if that's the only purpose or what, but...
I gotta make this? Yeah. I have no clue if that's what I was supposed to do, but I panicked.
I panicked really hard.
of
the
Oh, that fella's those.
and
What?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, that goes a lot deeper than I thought.
thought. I don't know what the owls will do here though. Of course it's dark too. Marible
timing. Okay, I can't move this block. Okay, so that block is unmovable. And I mean right
I don't see if these wires go anywhere, but...
I don't know, that was an accident.
Hey, there's two cubes, and this one?
You punched down?
Can't punch down.
Maybe is it like a skill I'm maybe missing?
I'm sort of fucking crouch and punch down?
You can do that?
Oh, what the fuck? I did not know you could do that.
Bro, how is anyone supposed to know that?
That's crazy.
Dude, if I didn't- I could never play this game if I was on a Shimmer. There's no way.
If I was a normie? No shot. How would I ever know that?
Like, how the fuck would I ever know that?
Oh my god.
What in the world?
I guess I would watch someone else play, true.
You're right.
What do I put you?
Close a bunch of doors.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Wait, there's that- there's that- there's that.
There's a...
I see what's going on here.
I don't see what's going on here actually.
I thought I had to stand on the cube and then grab the big one.
But I don't think I could grab these.
Okay, I take that back. I don't see what's going on here.
How do I do it this big honka honka?
that one damn sword away
wish I could jump on these but they just push away you know oh they kind of let
you jump on them while pushing away. Maybe this one's big and it would actually let me
climb it. Not move. Let's see. Will you let me climb you? You do. That's nice. Thank
All right, what do I do now?
How loud are the way?
I gotta figure out what I do with this guy.
Oh, you going here?
Okay.
Go there, get in there.
Okay.
Hello?
You gonna go in or...
Bro! Get in there!
Is it like a battery? I gotta flip it?
So how do I have to stand on top of it and punch it down like I did last time?
What?
Don't... no...
What's going on here?
Apparently you could jump punch too!
I'm not quite sure what to do with these rocks.
I don't know if I put them like...
Wait, that's a massive rock!
I don't even know if I use these rocks for anything.
I think I'm done.
Alright.
Am I going here?
Am I going on this?
Oh, it's this.
I thought that was a teleporter or something, but I guess it's not.
I thought that was a teleporter or something, but I guess not, I mean.
Oh wait, no, I gotta do the thing with my light, alright?
Uh, no.
Okay.
Did I do it?
Am I done?
I'm not sure.
Oh, this is the dial at the beginning.
God damn it.
Oh, it's not.
Okay.
Well, you had to punch the dial at the beginning, but I don't think it's that.
Whoa, I'm doing handstand.
Whoa.
Okay, so it's not that.
okay so it's not bad what is it then
uhhhhmmmmmmº
oh
right there get in
Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy.
I still don't know what you do this for you get a cube you probably get a cube
right
obtain the artifact
yeah it's a cube it's one of those cubes that I can use though
No, I think this is just literally an XB cube or whatever the fuck.
Cubes.
I think I can do more.
This Abyss shit feels so underwhelming.
It's crazy.
I get that you're getting skill points for doing it. It's just so...
Oh.
If you just skill points and drop zones, yeah, it is cool to like, I do like the drop zones
part, how you like explore this area and you get little fast travels and you can fly from
the sky for it, that's pretty cool.
You...
Hey, well, it looks like we're landing somewhere, I don't know where we are, going down, going
down.
What the hell are we?
mountain was there as blue lights oh wait I don't know what that is already been
there thank wait no I haven't
I don't know if I can go out there.
There's another one of those little puzzles that last time I was in one of these puzzles
they said I couldn't do it because I didn't have the skill which was nice that I told
me that I hate when they there's games where they do little puzzles and like you
go up to it and then you're just trying to figure it out for like 20 minutes and
realize like oh I don't have a skill for it so this blue light last time when I
went in here it told me I didn't have a skill and it said come back later let's
see if this other one
see what it's gonna say
Thanks to my pen-pen-pen-pen-pen-pen-pen-pen-pen.
I always confuse control and tab every time.
Did you defeat the compiler boss in Marathon? I did not, no.
Sanctum can't be purified yet. Okay this is the same thing I told me last time.
time and said like you can't go to the sanctum because you don't have magic or
something
okay well do I keep going through the abyss or do I just do a quest
decision I want to get the axiom force or I could slingshot that sounds
It's really fun.
Oh, you're gonna get your Axiom Force up and then you can get these or once you get your Force up you already acquire it.
I'm not sure.
You don't even have to understand.
Alright, go.
I have exactly 200, thank you very much.
Our connection isn't complete yet.
May wisdom guard your power.
Guess I'll go do the quest.
main quest.
I'm in combat.
You auto acquire the sub skills? Okay.
Am I in combat?
one thing I need to do is get more food I need to find a way to get a lot of food
because I don't have a lot of ways to heal
It's really easy when you get like grilled meat.
That seems pretty easy.
I don't know if I need to hunt like wolves or something or go fishing or I don't fucking
know, but...
I guess I could buy meat, that's fair.
One thing that I thought was really weird in this game is the way healing works is like
you just, you just spam food.
If you could be getting fu- you could have a high health pool and just be getting absolutely
fucked up.
Really.
You could absolutely be getting fucked up by about- oh.
Oh.
I didn't know.
I- okay.
Hold on.
Here we go around.
Wait, yeah, I've seen- I've seen people getting absolutely obliterated by
by a boss, just spamming the heal button while the boss is comboing them, and then their health
drops, and then it goes back up, and then it drops and it goes back up, and they're just
getting fucking wailed on spamming their food.
I thought that loop was really weird, um, but that makes food very important, because
you essentially could beat every boss in the game.
If you have more food than the boss can hit you, you just spam heals when you're
getting fucked up.
Skyrim style, yeah, exactly.
What's happened?
They won't even let us visit.
This is truly a place of healing.
It's all very suspicious.
There's something the matter.
My son was admitted here.
But they won't let me see him.
Everyone says that no one leaves until their treatment is done.
Now my family's in the same situation, aren't they?
heard there's someone smuggling house use robes nearby but the price they're
asking is absurd there's no sneaking in either oh doesn't the church of her
So I need an outfit what you're saying
and
not really
watch yourself
you lost
you wanna get inside don't you
you seem reasonable
how about we make a deal
there is a quick and simple way to get in
okay
do you tell
show me a bit of goodwill
Maybe I'll tell you.
Oh, I see what you want.
I see.
Listen, I got you, man.
I got 10 silver.
Holy fuck, that's all my money.
Man.
There.
Put this on, and you can come and go as you please.
Keep your head down, and you won't get caught.
If you do, best forget you ever met me.
Oh, I'm not poor.
I'm gonna have to use this stupid wheel, don't I?
Okay, um, armor.
Priest.
I'm coming in!
Do I need to take off my armor?
Is that suspicious- er, my weapons?
Is that suspicious?
We're fine.
Stop right there.
You have a pass, don't you?
Pardon me, just passing through.
Uh oh.
Need a pass to answer.
No exceptions.
I got scammed.
Don't make things difficult.
Oh.
All right, come over here.
like I'm talking to a brick wall where's that yapping coming from we got rules
here get out I fucking scam dude what are you trying to do I'll find you kick
about myself it's not just me here you know you put the shoes on
all right hey we'll see you
i'm back
I haven't seen you before.
Oh.
I was dispatched just recently.
Hmm.
Should be a problem.
Keep them going.
Thank God he's never seen me before.
Woo!
They'll be frightened by them.
Close.
Close call.
Thanks for the advice.
I'm not leaving here for...
The hell?
They got the vision helmets.
Okay, relax.
I was a grey main. Where would I be?
What the hell? Why do they got prison cells in a house of healing? What are we doing here?
Is there a vendor?
Oh, he's not here.
Not here right now.
Look for the Greymane.
Oh, this looks Greymane-like.
That's a Greymane for sure.
Oh, he's about to be cleansed.
I'll take care of it, you get that one.
Again, backtides, what's happening?
Change bastard, you're overcleansed.
Cleanse my arse, old man!
Cliff, you're right!
It's been ages!
What are you doing here?
Shit!
I'd be at jobs if it weren't for you!
That was corny, so... fuckers!
Everyone here has lost their damn minds!
Come on, I'll show you what those sick cunts are up to!
The cunts running this place are the mental ones.
They're locking folks up and scrambling their brains like eggs.
Classic! It's a cold!
Why is everyone fighting? What's happening?
This game is as good as it was advertised. I don't think it was ever advertised as good.
I think everyone else. It's like one of those cases where everyone else brings the game up, you know what I'm saying?
I think that's why the game is getting kind of shit on a little bit is because like everyone over-hyped it and over-exaggerated it.
Like the community? Jesus Christ!
I'll be cleansing all those evils. Yes
Okay
Thank you, I shall live honorably
Well, that's sort of told you can be a very reason. Oh give me the cube
Oh, I never swap my gloves. Wait, how did I get in? I never swap my gloves. Wait, I
have a necklace? The fuck? It's one attack power. And I don't know. Stop saying cunt.
Make me uncomfortable.
I feel like I'll be right.
Off on.
Oh, this is nice for going for a little ride.
Hell yeah.
I could probably take a piss.
Awesome.
I thought my time was up when those bears tossed me out.
Hell yeah. I could probably take a piss. Awesome.
And I had some bastards at the next table over.
Flapping the bulls about, the Greymane's getting crushed by the Black Bears.
But, of course, couldn't let that stand. Had to teach him a proper lesson.
How could I have known the old words at Alces?
Or did they want some fucking many of them?
Bastards just overwhelmed me! Drag me off!
Oh, no.
I don't go bad.
Legit the life of a BDO, Piano is a basic power, yeah.
of the
city of the
got us a new camp in her mind.
A new camp? How'd you pull that one off?
You do no attempt pitched on the streets if I drive from a camp, don't you?
How about how in hell I get from Markey's circus?
From Markey of her night. You don't waste any time making friends.
I
Never turn her right right wait Wayne right
In our camp are we going all the way to the camp and take forever?
You think we are
It's some red that redemption
With annoying birds Jesus Christ shut up. Why is there so many birds?
Yeah, he had the other.
Why'd you pick up my helmet right now?
Well, I talked wrongly.
You going ahead? I've got some business to take care of.
You're not coming with me.
I've still got to go better drinking to catch up on.
Think of all them kegs that went undrunk while I was locked up.
All right, just stay out of trouble.
Complete the activation of the camp at howling something.
Reason blockaded. At the reed devil. Reedwind Valley.
I'm guessing you're happy this good a fishing rod and hang.
You could fish?
Oh my god.
I mean, I gotta try it.
I gotta try it.
I got there in the end.
I forgot the button.
Okay, so if it's my bow, it's Q, right?
Okay.
of
Oh, I don't know if I'm supposed to...
Okay, okay, now, fuck, okay, fail the first one, it's fine, I don't know what I did wrong,
I think I was supposed to tap left click, I think that's what I did wrong, I was
tap left quick when the when the fishy comes
I to hook it and then I start to reel it in
yeah yeah where oh yeah I know
thank you
Hell, yeah.
First fish.
What do I do with it?
Can I cook it?
Actually, what do I do with the fish now?
Holy shit, I got so much stuff.
I'm going to eat bigger fish this time.
Befriend the kiddies.
Oh, that's so sweet!
This is nice.
Like New World
Jump in the river and catch them with your hands wait, can you do that actually?
I'm gonna get this one. Oh my god you can
Why am I fishing
if I could just pick them up what
inventory's full up
There's nothing finer than a quiet day by the water.
This guy only buys fish.
Well, there you go, man.
I need to go- I need to figure my- I need to figure my life out.
I have too many things.
I'm still surprised, make sure you come and show me.
Was there between this and the Werewins meat? It does. This does give me Werewins meat
vibes for sure.
Where ones meets has a lot of minigames, a lot of like Fetch class, a lot of random bullshit that like is
just there for being there.
Just the stuff to do, you know? Where ones meet have a lot of stuff to just do.
They might play test the horror of its master.
I don't know what the fuck I want to keep and like what I want to sell is there even
is is there even like a storage in this game no storage just sell all oh yes we
We gotta keep the priest gear, for sure.
I don't need this.
Like, should I sell all this food and shit, like?
I don't know.
I probably don't need these recipes.
Why do I even have these recipes after I've learned them?
What are you doing?
Taking space for what?
I can't believe they didn't give you a storage.
That was surprising.
Am I enjoying the game?
Once again, I believe the fifth.
Oh.
Just have a bunch of animal crossing bugs in my inventory.
Get out.
of
What the fuck?
Let me forge you a blade fit for legends.
blade dropped by whenever you need an edge this forge has restored many fine
blades
I need a bloodstone, interesting.
And an abyss artifact to go even further.
Let's go.
Fuck it, P-thick.
I wonder how long my work has been out there.
Watch it!
And it's all fucking music.
from squad with some trash viewers on deadlock a he has been driving deadlock
This is the best or worst game of all time.
I mean, that's one way of putting it, sure.
Yeah.
Faced.
Don't worry so much, Marius.
If it's those two, they'll be fine.
Perhaps.
But still.
Marius.
Ah!
There's no need to stress.
Come on!
Our comrades are finding their way back.
You're overthinking us always.
Here we are now.
Rest up.
Chin up, Marius. Chin up!
Hey, lad.
Let's go.
Call on us if you need anything.
All right?
All right.
Marius.
Cliff!
what is it I've had no word from Nair or Andrew count Grace's estate isn't that
far from here but still nothing it's not like them I don't doubt their skill
but I can't shake this feeling I'll look into it but I'm sure that fight
Hearing you just say it almost makes me believe it.
Oh, let's talk this out.
Shut up in Walk Street.
Whoa. So this is our new home.
Dwayne.
No, yes.
His name is Dwayne.
Oh, Black Bear fucks do that.
Hey, who have you got there?
I nabbed him looting a phone home somewhere here.
Seems he was hunting us.
I just got to him first.
Get these fucking robes off me!
I'd kill him if he wasn't worth some coin!
I'm gonna collect his bounty and buy us all a real nice meal.
How did you find us?
Oh, by the smell!
Come on, we're finally reunited!
I'll make a throaty with your heat!
Glenbright mana.
all make up
the fuck is that all might, um
How was the tourney yesterday in fortnite well we won but we got absolutely carried so
yeah it was like crazy the level of carry we I didn't do anything
There's a storage in the camp.
I think the camp storage is not storage, I think it's lost loot.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's Lost Loot where, like, if you miss some items it'll be there, like, you withdraw, but you can't deposit, if that makes sense?
I've never accessed it, but I'm 90% sure that's what it is. That's how they explained it anyway.
Oh my.
I wish there was a reason to kill these guys, but there isn't.
I guess you could kill them for clearing bandit factions maybe?
I don't know the point of that, but I guess that's a reason.
That's the first area that actually looks different.
That's cool.
The place looks nice.
Well, classy.
This place looks nice.
Well, classy.
What the hell is that? Oh, it was a log bug.
If I ever get into a boss fight that's really hard, I know for a fact I will not win, because
I don't have enough healing, unless you like play perfectly, but if something tells you
the jank of the game it's probably really hard to play perfectly I'm fighting ghosts
ghosts awesome grilled meat yes yes did they drop grilled meat let's see that
Why is there a bunch of grilled meat on the ground?
Is that steel?
Could you roast it up? Very good
Hey, oh
Oh, it's a- Oh, I think it's a knife like that.
Uh, I can't steal anything, so...
There's a bunch of heavy copper pouches, bulging copper pouches, a key, but I can't steal the key.
I hope stealing isn't necessary for what I'm about to do here.
No one made it out of the light.
They're all dead.
Put a mask on and steal, guys. I don't have a mask.
Why is Shroud's chat way more active when he plays, I don't know, in single-player games
than shooters?
Um, because, I don't know, there's something to engage with.
When you're just playing shooters, like, bro, you think anyone's gonna help me in a shooter?
You think anyone in chat knows better than me in a shooter?
Very unlikely.
But like in this, it's like an open discussion, we're like, oh, what do we do?
Do this.
maybe do this
that's it
no don't say me guys don't say me don't fucking lie
to your peers
Bruce Wayne
Batman
I told you to stay quiet in your room.
I'm sick of this!
Take this and get out of my sight!
Oh, freaky shit.
Hold on here.
In here!
Oh!
Let's get this key real quick.
What's up, Ed?
What happened here?
It's...
of the Reedfield. He has returned. Luckily the Count and the Grey Veins got away.
Do you know where they went? Over there through the window. You have to hurry. Before it's
It's too late!
Hey, let me in.
Something is required to activate it, something is required to activate it.
Uh.
Yeah, I'm about to fight a boss, like I said.
I have like no food, so, here that goes.
Why can't I get into this one?
So this one requires the planting of the holes.
Right?
right
let the f***ing go
Okay.
Doesn't look like there's anything here.
That.
Oh.
Basement key.
Okay.
Going downstairs.
Is this the basement?
Oh.
Nope.
Okay. Going downstairs.
Is this the basement?
I think this is the basement right here.
I don't know what's in here in this secret little bookshelf.
There's a basement outside, maybe?
This?
I'm assuming because this is a...
What's that up there?
Why is there something I could interact with?
And I'll say it, okay, whatever.
Basement.
I didn't see any new basements here.
Maybe it's over here.
I don't know.
guess we'll come back later unless this is like important I don't really know
I go in here
Oh
Guys
What's in that there?
Did I miss a liner?
Hold on.
Yeah.
I guess we'll see what's in there.
I suppose to use it there.
Oh, is this the basement?
Wonder if I can find it.
Everything here is stealing, so I can't really interact with anything.
But I'm assuming if there's something that's like a main, it wouldn't be stealing.
Cloudcart.
Okay.
Alchemy formula.
Oh, my first alchemy formula.
Laria's lesser elixir health.
Iron ore copper.
Axe health by 75 and attacks me by one.
Oh my god, that's like a whole thing.
Dragonflies.
I guess that's all that was in here? That wasn't important at all.
Just a little alchemy potion thing.
I mean there's books here, but I don't know what
There's books on mini-map anyway, so I don't think it's anything I don't have a mask
Also not a thief they're stole anything my life
All right, let's get out of here. That was a waste of time, but whatever
Like most of these puzzles, noticeably a waste of time.
Wow, wow, wow, oh shit!
of
Thanks.
Need more food for the boss fight?
Yeah, I don't have a lot of food, so I'm actually about to- oh, here's some meat.
I'm actually about to fight a boss that's gonna get tricky.
I can't steal it.
There's some meat, I can't steal it.
I'm going to kill him.
Trainmates!
Three swords of legend!
Go!
Kill that masked bastard!
Please, calm yourself.
What's got you tangled up with that, Lunatic?
We've no time for pointless questions to as I've asked this instant!
I-I'm ordering you to kill him and bring me his corpse!
We've come to offer protection, not murder.
What's going on?
It's him!
Go check outside.
Got it.
Why so fearful?
Oh, dear Gantt, you look as if you've seen a ghost.
Or is it perhaps Gillard that makes you tremble so?
Please! You are my own flesh and blood!
Pathetic! But such snivelling suits you perfectly.
My son!
You monster! I'll kill you!
you beg for death and I'd given it some time all the signs of the demon
let's get about a fuck me up with my two elf hearts
time to get them both
Oh, he's gone there man.
Hell, Mario should be weak.
I have two pieces of soup. I could cook hold on. There we go. Let's make some food.
All right, so what we got? We can make some
grains.
I guess
This piece of soup
We can make a shitty piece of soup
What if I just slam all the meats together?
Can I do anything?
I made something.
Where the hell's this glass?
tracks the devil of the reed fields.
Ooh, I'm next to that cave.
Oh, I want to go there.
I don't care.
I'm going there.
It's just a random cave that I explored,
or I got information on,
and I just want to go to it.
You can't stop me.
You literally, you actually can't stop me.
You literally can't.
Even if you bring,
even if you bring my internet down,
going to do it. The only thing you could do is turn my power off, but even then, I have
backup power. What can you do? You can't stop me. You just can't. Okay, let me get
I'm gonna get in my horse.
Someone take out the Jenny.
Fuck.
I'm gonna get very far.
This game is um...
Alright though.
Definitely the quest the chapter did open up a little bit now. We're seeing like some cool little bosses some like we're seeing a lot
Of clothes here looks cool. I think I didn't see anything in here
realistically
Butterfly I
Got there's anything here. What am I? What is this?
Senya lessings of Hanad
What in this cave somewhere it's down here
Oh god, that's terrifying.
A Bolton longsword.
What is a Bolton longsword?
I think the cave is here somewhere.
I could be so wrong.
Am I in the waterfall?
Jesus Christ!
Oh my...
God...
Fuckin', what have I done?
Oh my God...
Oh...
Where's this cave?
Whispering Gerato, a cave behind the waterfall.
Wait...
that was was that not it maybe I swim in it
no there's nothing back there
that's um what's fine back there
I
Know attack the waterfall you guys are trolling right? What do you mean attack the waterfall? Are you serious?
Attack the
Oh, you're oh you're saying to get past it
Oh interesting because it pushes you back. So you're saying like like essential. I
See what you're saying
You're saying it's essentially glitch it I feel like that's not what you're supposed to do
But I hear you I hear you
That is not how you're supposed to get in that waterfall.
I'm sorry, that's not what you're supposed to do.
Fang leather armor
I think my inventory is full
No, it's not
Hey
Jesus Christ, I can't see anything
Bang
I'm not picking up one coin, they're all in me.
That's all that was in here?
Fuckin' socks!
Who'd effect level one though?
Whatever the hell that means.
Food effect level one.
That... was ass.
I don't think there's anything in these boxes.
fucking hit him.
Let me out of here!
Water is very strong.
Alright, well, I got the cave.
The cave hidden behind the waterfall across from Senea, the sound of wind whistling through
it.
The strength of the atmosphere itself makes it...
Okay, I'm assuming that was it.
I don't think there's any other cave here.
That was extremely underwhelming.
I'm gonna keep going though, because I don't know.
The lift?
Oh hell yeah.
Quip the mallet.
Uh, I don't have a mallet.
What?
I don't have a mallet.
I think you have the waterfalls of Hitbox.
I don't know.
I'm seeing a water. Is that a watermelon?
Oh yeah.
I don't think there's another waterfall actually that's a waterfall right there
maybe that waterfall is huge I don't think that's it though because it was on
the map
I took forever.
What the hell do I get there?
There's some rough ass terrain dude am I going to have to like climb?
Do I have to go up there?
Oh my god.
No that's too far.
That place looks sick!
That is so far away though.
Holy shit.
Did I miss the cycle frontier?
Oh no.
God no.
up. Hey what's up?
This can't be the way I'm supposed to be going. There's got to be a path, but
whatever okay this seems right ish you must customize the character look no this
game has like preset characters that you just play
It's choice for sure.
Holy fuck.
Let's go.
Stumbling on every little rock.
There, it looks cool.
very looks cool
wow, like marathon
is this behind a waterfall as well? it is isn't it?
It's pushing me. It's pushing me. Stop, stop, stop.
How am I gonna get in here?
And?
Dark Ring Leader's Cloth...
Okay, so this is a set.
This is all looking like it's part of the same set.
Because now it's a cloak, right?
Ice resistance.
That's cool.
Technically better than mine.
Does it look cool at least?
No?
No.
So if I keep going through all these caves that I found, via whatever the heck my map
If I hit this one, and I hit this one, this one, they'll keep giving me this full set, probably.
Um...
Don't know if I want to do that.
To be honest with you, I am...
So...
I'm out there, dude.
Where the hell am I?
there is so many bandits everywhere excuse me pardon me sorry guys sorry I know this
This is your land at all, man.
Sorry, it'll might be.
Holy fuck, there's a lot of bandits.
Hey guys.
So sorry.
Holy f**k! Yo! How many people are fishing here? What is going on?
What in the world? Hey, there's a question mark, hold on.
Oh, it's just a fishing shop.
my selection suits your needs. Jesus Christ.
Great. When you call yourself an angler at heart,
every lip I'll be honored to fish with you someday.
Blueberries are here and they're everywhere.
Guys, I'm going to look and I'm going to catch
these fish with my hands. Okay, don't mind me.
See if there's any fish in here.
there there's one there you go well not there's another there's a question mark i can't reach it
it's right there
a water strider
look like a fucking asshole
I don't think you can dive in this game now
Here, uh, I'm gonna buy these real quick before I leave
Well at this point I'm kind of close to the cave so
Just get there only 300 meters
If I could fly, maybe it'll make it easier.
I am so distracted right now.
What am I doing?
I was about to fight a boss and I'm running in the hillside, searching caves, I guess.
What am I doing?
I think there's a little, when you know, I think there's a symbol that tells you if you
could go inside a waterfall.
I think it's the, um, so far it's been like three for three waterfalls that I can enter.
Spin that little, like, post.
Was this the cave?
Oh, leaf.
Okay.
That was badass.
I didn't know you could just do that, alright.
Alright, here's another cave.
Oh, I actually don't see the post, but I'm pretty sure this is the cave I'm supposed
Well, I take that back. There isn't a post. Sometimes there's just nothing. Yeah, this
is a set for sure there's set bonuses in this game less attack has crit has ice
defense it actually has wow it actually has them thingies in them the
artifacts actually has sockets this might be worth going for it might be
like pretty good maybe this whole set may as well just keep going at this point I'm so committed
oh there's a post right here that's the post I was talking about I just didn't see it apparently
Not blind unless you don't...
Well, fuck it dude. We'll just hit all these caves with the whole sound, let's do it.
Awesome, about three hours doing the same thing.
It is really weird though that there's no storage because that means like...
What are you supposed to do if there's like three armor sets you really like?
You're like kind of screwed
It does not seem like the right way to get up this hill. I need to go to that road
They're working on it that's crazy to me that's so insane to me that they didn't think that
that that would be like a friction point like hey we have probably the most
armor sets in any game ever should we make a storage yeah that's fine oh wait
hold on there's a rock
I fucking rocked.
What's the challenge?
Find 20 gray mains.
What?
I've only found two.
I always buy a small bag whenever I see them, but...
Mysterious energy, hold on.
Detour.
Hold on.
Be stabbing?
I think I'm gonna need to shoot my bow here.
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I can't get it in.
I can't find the red spot.
Is it in?
Get in!
It in!
Alright, I guess I'll do this fire, maybe it'll be, wow.
That was easy, wow.
I don't know what was wrong with that other fire, but...
This is a stab angle.
why is that other one moving?
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here exactly yet.
I wonder if each hole that I've shoved my sword in moves the thing differently?
Oh it does. Oh, suck my fucking ass.
Okay, so now do we think... do we think I need to make...
Do we think I need to make the pillars in the ground or as high as I can go?
That's... that's... I don't know.
So the last hole...
Try this hole.
Well, that last hole was three on the right.
This hole.
The two odd ones out, what about this hole?
So hard to align yourself to stick it in.
This is just the one.
No, the two.
Oh my god, this is gonna be so hard!
This is too complicated.
And then this one should be all three on the right.
the middle. Fuck. Okay so all I need to do is line up the left one and the right
one. It's over, it's over. I mean it's dropped. It's dropped. I'm not a
a fucking scientist hold on okay so we need to
oh it's so over it's so over it's so over I'm trying to like math this up my
head and I am and I
it's over I need all I know what I need to do I just don't know how to do it this
This is the- dude, this game is hard.
of
Fuck.
Holy fuck, this is gonna be impossible.
This is gonna be impossible.
this was easy. alright. scientists and chat. so easy.
Oh
What?
I'm stuck?
Come on.
No way they have a max?
Oh my god.
That is so...
That's so cursed. That makes it even harder.
I might be here for six hours.
Wait, what if I... hold on.
What if I bring it all to the bottom?
And then start from there.
That might be better.
Oh.
I can't okay okay guys I'm not gonna figure this out I'm gonna tell you this
right now but we're so close though we're so close look how close we are
There we go.
Are we done?
I think we're done.
Hold on.
Is that like done?
Why are we done?
Hold on.
Hold.
I think we did it.
I need to lower the right one.
Oh, no, but if I lower the right one, the one on the left moves.
Uh...
Fuck.
These three are together.
God, we're so close. We're so close, but we're still so close.
The right one, if I lower the right one a schmidge, then I gotta lower the left, or I gotta raise the left one.
If I raise the left one, I could either raise it with the three in the middle, or with the left and then the right one.
The middle right one.
Dude, I'm like, I think I'm...
Two moves away, or three moves away, and I gotta see it. Okay.
So I move this one down.
I gotta move the left one...
Up.
But if I move the left one up, I'm gonna move the middle right one up too.
Is that aligned?
Okay, I think the one on the right's a line now.
Now I just gotta move the left one, a smidge up.
Not this one.
Wait.
I didn't know this was an option.
Uh-oh.
Oh god.
I'm just going to keep cranking it until something works.
I don't know how to get these back-aligned.
I don't know.
Fuck!
I don't know.
Yeah! I did it!
God!
So...
Smart.
I don't know. I don't know what I was doing. I got there. Accidentally. So far, every puzzle
I've solved has been an accident. But that's okay. That's how I was born. So it's fine.
It's fitting, really.
All right, we got a little fast travel point now, which is nice.
Okay, so we go through here, and then there's a cave, and then there's a cave down here.
We're trying to get this full set. No reason at all. Let me in please.
I'm just kidding. I'll go around. This place looks... shit.
If you do puzzles that get fast travel, not always, but yeah, some of them are that way.
I always have the wrong button.
Okay.
Alright.
Let's try that again.
Shoot.
Okay.
I've seen this waterfall cave before.
Cloth armor?
You should be a wear cloth armor.
Why didn't they just make the fucking... why didn't they just make the waterfalls so
You can walk through them, but if I got a stab through them, it's not necessary.
Is this the waterfall?
Hey, and you gave.
All right, I think that's the full set.
Maybe?
Here's the armor.
Spirit 0-1 every one second damage reduction 1. I don't even know what that means like DR1 could mean
It could have more value than defense 20. I don't even know moving speed 1. That's cool
This is stamina regen 2%
You're missing the cloak I'm wearing the cloak
It's cool that these all have sockets in them.
Oh, there's this too. Climb, speed, multiplier, fire, res, food effect.
I just don't know if this any of this stuff is better, really. I have no idea.
You can take them out and put them in your armor.
I mean that would make it better then because the base is better.
The nice part is these have movement speed.
Obviously the plate armor has zero movement speed because it's heavy.
Makes it dense.
Let's see if I was to wear all this.
Wait, I didn't get the shoes.
Oh, I'm still missing stuff, I guess.
I did not get the shoes.
I'm trying to open multiple, man.
So unnecessary that it's in a pouch.
Uh, okay, well, yeah, I didn't get the shoes.
Wait, where are my good shoes?
Oh, these ones.
I wasn't wearing my good shoes, dumbass.
My shoes are probably gonna be better than whatever shoes they give me.
Anyway, I probably look like a fuckin' fool right now.
You know, I look.
I look like a chicken.
Or a booster.
Oh my god.
I actually look like an idiot.
it. You run fast with it, but like, do I care? God, I look so dumb. All right, well, we hit
all the caves that I know of. But, oh, never mind, we need not Dawn Cave. Dawn Cave probably
has the boots. I don't need the boots because my boots are probably better, but maybe I'll
go just for fun. Oh my god, so far away. It might be faster to go here.
It looks so dumb.
If I could actually take this stuff out, and then put it in my other gear, that might be
a good choice.
I think.
The Abyss artifacts or whatever, the gears.
You do it for free?
All right.
I should go to the witch.
Wait, so if I go to the witch lady and I pull the artifacts out of gear and I put
it into my own gear, let's say. Can I then take it out of the old gear if I get
something better? Like, can you just keep doing that kind of loop? The gem loop?
Yeah, put the sockets in your armor, but yes.
Oh my god, oh my god, it hurts.
Ow, ow, get out of there.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, well, hey, guys, sorry, to be too worth it.
Ah, fuck my ass.
Get gnomes.
Lots.
Okay.
Uh, it's going to be the same version of the puzzle I just did, but...
did but I guess with stones dashes I guess. Yeah, walk in. I got this. Assuming I make
them all face the center. Let's see what this one does. Let's just one get a move.
Wait. There's no way it's this easy, right?
Oh, they have dials. I think.
Or wait, no, dials are, uh, elf-faced.
There's no way it's just this easy.
I had to solve a fucking equation in my last puzzle, and this one has turned two fucking stones.
Don't. Sick.
All good.
Oh, my main quest is right here.
G-Tour?
Bro. Who put these here?
Let's open this chamber for thousands of years.
At first I thought I was the only one that could use these Abyss Cubes, but then that
Dwayne guy was just walking around casually, just picked up a cube, he's like, oh, I'm
gonna take this now.
Wait, there's two waterfalls.
I just won.
No enemies in this game?
No.
No man.
It's just, you just explored it.
This is like, um, like Microsoft Flight Simulator.
Except you're a vampire.
I'll put a hook through you and hook you!
I wish I got my horse here.
I can play a crappier version of Dragon's Dogma 2.
Uhhh...
I mean, so far, based off of my first 10 hours,
Dragon's Dogma 2 is definitely a better game.
But...
Dragon's Dogma 2 is pretty fucking short.
I did everything in that game in like 20-something hours.
And that's probably not very appealing to a lot of people.
Like completing a whole game in like 20 to 30 hours.
I think a lot of people would prefer a bunch of bloat if it has them playing the game more.
I affirmably believe that.
Going in!
I think I got to go up one. Do I see the little stone guy? I don't. I got to go up something.
Where's the little stone guy?
There he is.
Don't fall. Please, for the love of God. Don't flush this out.
I don't have time for a bloat. I want to hear you. A lot of people do.
Oh! I wasn't expecting it to give me a weapon. I was expecting the boots.
This weapon does. Hope it's not a dagger.
Not bad!
Dare we do some duel wielding? No shield?
It's not bad at all 15 attack one crit two speed
Not bad at all. I don't want to equip it
Like in the other hand, oh, I probably
All right, well, I didn't expect to get a sword, but there is one more waterfall that
was not marked on my map but I saw it and maybe it's another waterfall I could
enter I don't know. It's seeming like every waterfall I've seen has some fucking
enter point. That one right there.
Mr. Smallchess, that's kind of like a wedding copper.
How the hell?
Is this even in the map?
Let's go for it.
I don't have to climb those fucking mountains.
I don't know.
I mean, there's a chance there's nothing here.
Because this wasn't labeled on a map, but...
Yeah, get the jetpack, for sure.
I got a shield on my back.
I'm not using the shield.
Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum.
What are you doing?
You're climbing down.
Oh?
I mean, there's a halfway point, dude.
That might be an interval waterfall, all I'm saying.
All I'm saying.
Anything about the controls so far? People say they're bad? They're pretty bad, for sure,
but I just think a lot of the game is convoluted and has a lot of shit in it, and that's why
they're bad. You know?
I don't think that I don't think the controls are impossible they're just
kind of like aggravating you know they're not like it's not like oh my god
it's so hard it's more like oh my god it's so annoying that's what people are
complaining about
I have no clue if there's gonna be anything in here.
May have wasted my time.
Oh, nope.
There's a little guy.
There's a little man.
Going in
Oh actually a different bottled cave
Sunset read it's not even part of the same set
All right. Well
We found some other waterfall set without how sunset read is.
Some headgear, that's all the same headgear.
Sunset read.
My inventory about to be full.
10.
That's pretty good.
actually better than mine I still don't know what DR 1.0 means magic number that
I don't know what that means but
like DR 1.0 could be better than 20 defense 100 defense I don't know no
real way of knowing, to be honest. Damage reduction? No, I know it's damage reduction,
but like, what does 1.0 mean? Like, you know, you have to know the math. Like, just, words?
In a game like this, in games that are RPGs, words don't mean anything. They're just words.
You have to know how it's calculated.
And they're never, they're never one-to-one.
Every game's DR, and increase, and multiplier, and additives, everyone's, every RPG is different.
They might use the same word, but it does not mean the same thing, every single time,
so you just have to know what it means in this game, I guess.
I don't know what DR-1 means.
Uh, anyway...
What the fuck am I doing?
What- where am I going?
What? Like, hello? What am I doing?
You hover the stats now, unfortunately.
Okay, we're leaving.
We're leaving.
Get the hell out of here.
Get out of here.
I love that you guys never close shop.
Respect that
The master of the anvil stines before you
Hey coffee
I'm good
How long this off
I think I'm about to fucking blast, I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I think I'm about
to blast.
Small bones is how you upgrade a jewelry.
Very good to know.
Okay, so do I use this gear?
Or do I just keep my Kyro set?
The annoying part about my Kyro set is I need an iron to upgrade it, if I wanted to keep it.
These gloves have 20 attack and 5 defense.
The gloves that I currently have are 14 attack, 6 defense, 1 crit.
Honestly, maybe I just keep these.
I think I- I think I just keep- I'll do a little bit of refinement.
I feel like I don't need to keep the helmet though.
The cloak is good.
Bad drippy though. I mean, I certainly look unique.
I certainly look unique.
Shit.
Every warrior counts on the weapon at their side.
Sorry
What is all this bull
Why can't I sell some of these flyers hit the fuck out of my inventory?
It just take up space for once
Nananananana!
Nanananananananana!
Wow, centipedes are fantastic.
Oh, they're not.
Nananananana!
Nananananana! Sorry.
I'm done.
Okay, one sec. Let me take the gear check real quick. I got Sunset Read Leather which
is 10 defense, 1 movement speed, 3 defense gem, 2 stamina, 1 movement speed here, right?
This is this.
I could maybe this, and then this as well, and god my hat is pathetic.
You know what?
Where's my chirosat?
Oh, the helmet's only have one socket.
Not a piece of shit.
Can I add more sockets?
I think it has to look like this.
See this? This is how you add- oh you can't see it.
It has to have the symbols that are like locked.
So helmets, for example, like this, only has one symbol.
You can't add more than one.
You can't like, you know, I think helmets just mad, you have one.
Oh here, hold on.
Sir you're a good person friend I got you you want some money
Hey say something I'll do the same thing you want some cash too?
Take it. Anyone else want some cash? I'll do the same for you someday.
Can I have them get my shields from my back? I'll look like an idiot.
I don't think I can. I want to check the contribution store and see if I have any more
credits from all the coins I've been given to these beggars I have a feeling
no I still only have 15
no no I can't believe it I can't believe I only have 15 coins I wanted to buy this
drippy fucking ceremonial guard cloak it would look so stupid with the gear I
have on but I still think it is cool dude my hat I look like an idiot
Apparently there's a stock market in the game. Yeah, man. Bitcoin, BTC, BTC.
Why are you guys always arguing? You just enjoy what's on the screen, huh?
All right, let's go die to this boss. I definitely don't have the food to do it, but
No, okay, let's do it. I don't care. What do I got to lose? I can just reload a save, right?
Why do I keep doing that? Wait, why don't I try to buy food? Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Should I buy food?
I keep crashing.
They're an actual desert in this game. Yeah, I believe it's called the Crimson Desert
Look it's dying bow pretty cool, huh? Yeah
He's an edge turtle
Watch my save be like fucking an hour away.
I don't know how good this game's autosaves are, I don't manually save enough.
I feel like their saves are prepped pretty good, though.
You gonna go finish this game?
Probably not.
I mean, I heard the main story is pretty quick if you just rush it, but...
I get really distracted?
Okay, I'm wearing noodles. Robin noodles. Look at me. I didn't even see that
Oh my god, I'm back here
I'm gonna go upgrade my gear again wait what if I never got the armor
Wait, what if I never got the armor?
What if it took me back before I even opened the cave armor?
Oh my god, I think it did.
Oh no, I got it.
of
and
Minor setback
What else did I after that I think after these gloves
Does it
I'll be here
And now we gotta sell all my bullshit
Why do I have so many porches?
Dang.
Tell all my bullshit.
Save my game so I don't have to crash again please.
Uh...
Er...
Okay.
I don't feel like most people playing on Twitch would rather be doing something else.
They would not be playing this game. Bro.
You think they would- You think people would be playing this game?
If they would rather be doing something else?
I mean, like, that makes sense if you're, like, talking about, like, a main game,
If you're like a call of duty player or like a Tarkov player and then you come in there chat and say something like that
That makes sense, but this game you think this is the game
That they're forcing themselves to play just in time. I have some fresh there in today
Can we have to learn this shit like I'm playing Tarkov dude to hover over it and I have to inspect it milk man
The food that this guy sells sucks, but I guess I could make shit with Barley.
Probably make some shit with eggs.
Probably make some shit with milk, too.
fresh just bought in today I probably make some shit with some oh oats oatmeal
go play fake poker fresh fair in today I can't play fake poker because I don't
I don't want to play Drill Poker.
Where can I even cook around this guy somewhere?
Do you have a place to cook?
Sorry guys.
Don't mind me.
Flat, far-lead, passive.
Harvest Sack.
Tell me I could buy the sack itself.
I'm trying to see if I can cook here, but I guess not.
Can I cook anywhere in this town?
Like a local pot?
It's a bell.
Oh, that's right.
I tried to ring a bell before, but I never had a mallet.
What the hell does it do?
Should be a mallet nearby, no?
Hey, pill.
I don't need a mallet for this one.
Okay.
There was another bell I saw and it required me to use a mallet and I figured I'd have
to use one here but I guess not.
Maybe I should keep a mallet on me?
I'm a master at hiding. How did you know?
I hope I'm not the only one you found.
I know.
Everyone's trying to sleep.
Wake up!
Bells like this will help you see things clearly.
Oh shit, so I shouldn't use that bell in the other town, but I didn't have a mallet,
so fucking suck my ass.
Sounding the bells, I'm going to shy oh my god it reveals so much yeah there was a
bell in this was next to the waterfall there was a bell here it was right here
it was in Senia there was a bell here but I didn't have a mallet now I kind of
want to go there and hit it with a mallet but I need a mallet let's see
Should be a mallet nearby.
Cookin' taverns? Oh, that makes sense. Your logic's sound.
What's up, bitches? What, you got food?
You got for me, Dahlia?
Oh, buy that.
Braised fish?
Pickled with vegetables?
buy a bunch of bread all Leo steed eggs are expensive 64 copper Jesus Christ
these
No, I know this team is insanely good, but...
I wonder if I can make anything with red.
I'll buy it, you never know.
And fried rice.
Can I make some of the cheese?
That's a beer?
Can I just down this shit?
Or do I need to cook it into something to eat?
There's no cooking pot here. You'll lie to me.
Let me arm wrestle. Get the fuck out of the way.
Yes! Let me wrestle you.
That's the way it is.
I look like a fucking fool.
My arms are huge!
Oh no, oops, sorry.
Oh my god, I'm ass.
That was a good match.
Oh, there's an achievement for going on a streak.
Fuck it, I'll try to go on a tear.
Oh shit!
Look at the size of his arms!
Holy fuck!
Yeah, I just got lucky.
Still game to go on?
Errrr.
Doing a challenge.
Looks like Dragon's Dogma. It's a pretty good example.
Yeah, it's a pretty good comparison, I'd say.
They're similar-ish.
I did it.
So I won this streak.
But, is there anything else?
Whoa, you look cool. Wait! This guy has a name. He's like a named guy. 11.
I love the thing too.
Beat the champion.
Quest completed.
Heroes handshake.
What did I get?
I got an artifact!
I don't think that's supposed to bend like that.
I got an artifact!
Wow, minigames are important.
Apparently.
So you can gamble up here, but I'm going to save because I don't know how to play poker.
So this might be a cheese angle?
Maybe?
let's fucking game that's all my money by the way duo is a game where players
compete for the pot based on their hand combinations was game begins your dealt
two cards after checking your hand you can either place a bet or fold the
player at the highest ranking hand wins okay so it's literally gamma predict
your opponent's hand and raise the bet at the right time to secure victory you
I can't predict anyone's hands, I don't know how that works.
Um, my dog wants to play.
What?
The fuck?
Am I looking at?
Okay.
Start.
What are you doing, bro?
I don't know.
All in.
Accused liar my patience has limits
Punch him in the face
That is
Well, we're just gonna reload that safe
That game fucking sucks.
What even happened?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
Wait, where am I?
Wait, how far did I go back?
We're good.
I think you just seduced me.
Yeah.
What's that effect on people?
Alright, let's go die to this boss.
He wakes up from reloading, how did I get all my money back?
This is it.
Where is it?
What the fuck is this labyrinth, bro?
Why is it always dark?
Alright, alright, alright.
Uh, wait, I have skill points to spend.
Once I have skills, I have five cubes!
Holy fuck, what do I do with all my cubes?
We can max Axiom Force, which is utility.
Think I think this will enable me to swing around like spider-man. It's just strictly utility not really combat focused, but
Could do that. I could get my health up. I could get my stamina up. I could get my spirit up. I
could get
Keen senses three
Which will give me counter attack which might be pretty good maybe
This increases my damage of my melee attacks, which isn't bad.
Here, we'll get one in here, and then we'll get one in here, and it gives me a counter
attack, and then we'll still have enough for utility, Axiom, and now I can do an aerial
swing and then I could start putting points into winch and ambush which
doesn't really matter to be honest but whatever I'm sure you get I'm sure in
this game there's so many cubes I bet you there's the hundreds of cubes so you
probably could really max out each character if you wanted to but it's
gonna take fucking forever
Oh, I can cook!
Peek of the devil!
Of the Reedfield.
What the fuck just happened?
How'd you get that armor?
I did a lot of exploring, and now I look like a fucking clown, but that's okay!
I'll have been there!
Holy fuck, I almost spit on my drink.
I was not expecting just an egg!
Holy fuck, I was not expecting that at all!
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I used three eggs to make one egg.
that makes sense
sorry, I like the main song
kinda goes hard
it was nuclear, if you will
In pain, are you?
Come on!
Scream louder!
Behead me now! It's your only chance!
But this is that my last kind of the dream I have!
I
Y'all relaxed
I'm not supposed to be there?
Oh, there's gonna be a mod that makes this game less windy.
I
Ignore you because you're not real like a fake guy and run this one
I feel like I could ignore all those.
There's like clearly none of these people are real.
Just fake dude.
A lot of them though.
Holy fuck, I have like 10 on me.
I'm hoping that I could just outrun it and then just get to the end and see what happens.
Oh fuck, I'm out of sand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make sure.
Don't mess up.
And give XP?
XP's not a thing.
XP for what?
Oh Q!
Hold on.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck my ass. We're gonna get that cube later.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, they have used their arms.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
It's like a hundred enemies behind you, by the way.
Yeah, I'm kind of just hoping that I can like run to the end here.
Oh, this is a boss fight for sure.
Maybe I should...
I should kill those guys.
I don't know.
Damn, all crickets.
Okay wait, we're out of combat?
Well, now I want to get this cube.
You back here little one.
Hell yeah.
That's it.
Dude, these archers do so much damage.
Oh my god.
Okay, well I'm just gonna die.
Why'd I come back to...
I'm dead, sorry to kill me.
I could eat, but I'm not gonna.
I just want the skew.
God guys I made a mistake guys I made a major mistake why'd I come back what am I
doing hold on I want to skew grab the crew get you grab it grab it grab it grab
it
Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, geez.
You're fine. Alright.
There we go. Keep time.
Three, two, one, and... grab it!
Ah, so close. Ah!
Ah!
Alright, well, that didn't work. Got that one again.
Where does it put me?
Well I know where to go now.
I could just go to it.
It's over here.
Right there I see it.
Think.
Is that it?
I think that it on a bird.
Don't remember if this is where I need to go, but it looks right.
of barley. This guy's the barley devil.
Wait, are those spawners?
If you break them, they stop spawning?
I bet you that might be the case.
That was my first counter.
Pretty cool
I did get a cube. Wait, that's so worth? To kill these guys? Why don't you guys tell
me that sooner?
feel allies three times with um force okay you stay right there
That didn't work.
That didn't work out a lot of it, too.
The key.
Or what?
He acquired.
Hell yeah.
Why are you here?
Well, they turn into cloth pieces.
My dog picked the shit up or no?
Yo, are you doing anything, dog?
Look at all those fucking, they got to drop battered cheese.
Or battered grains.
Those are the infinite XP farm, honestly?
I think it is.
I feel like they just keep spawning.
I think the totem is a spawner.
Let's see. Actually, I'm curious. If I just stay next to this totem, I'm curious. This
is my curiosity here. I just want to see if you just stay here, or if they just spawn.
Did you? Oh my god.
Did anyone set up a bot?
And then you just ping-pong between them. You go to this one.
And be like, hey, spawn.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, that was a little scary.
Oh
I'm not going to
Oh
Yo, he's got bullets that guy's a chat
We jump green or no, it's because I
I mean, this is pretty good XP.
No?
Destroy the totem?
No, I'm not destroying it on purpose.
This seems pretty good.
And now I go back here, these should spawn, right?
I think there's a, I think, I think it starts to slow down though, there's a lot faster.
Like how many cubes have I already gotten?
Two?
Two cubes?
Good.
Increase my damage some more, fuck it.
Most charged you.
While guarding Priscillaf's shift twice to charge forward, that is not sure.
They're still giving pretty good value.
I think you should try to trigger them all though.
Like this.
Is that how that works?
Now you have to stay in the area.
The dual swords is sick.
Is my dog looting or... they're just a shit ton of loot on the ground.
I don't really have any advantage over them.
I'm about to get another cube.
I think it starts to slow down though.
I feel like the XP from these guys.
I think everyone... I got another artifact, nice.
I think everyone has a level.
I think it's starting to already be noticeable every time.
Like every time I go, like, I get another cube from this shit, I get... I need to
grind even more.
Let's see. We're at zero right now. We're close to zero.
Maybe not. I don't know.
I'm trying to think what else could you do better because the big guy was big.
He's not coming anymore.
Is there a way I can get the big guy to come?
Little guys are good.
They just don't give that much.
Whoa, whoa, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Does he not hear himself?
No.
I feel like I'm in an anime training.
I said you wanted to know how to make the big guy come.
full spawn, yeah.
These guys not dropping any loot?
The big guy, the big guy did. I think it's a...
I think it's a one-time thing.
This feels like BDO, the head is rotating between a couple of spots, hahahaha, get some XP.
from 55% to 55.5%
I want to see if I go up
like if I go away a little bit there's a big guy come
No, not this guy, not, I dunno, but you're not the...
the face
This flies me so deeply
Did not know I wanted to come
But that guy give did you guys pay attention like I gave me any XP. I don't think he did I
Think it's a little guys that do but
What a guy's in the big guy, but that guy was too big.
This guy did you want to come? The big one.
There.
I mean, this XP is fucking good. I'll be honest, I've already gotten like three or four cubes.
Is there a big guy here?
use your bow at one shot some well that requires arrows right
my sword does a one shot
you're telling me to redeem the cum why do I have a cummy bow
that
Oh man, you're wasting my time.
No.
Not in pain.
Despite you lack the skills across planes with me
So I have a feeling when you do this quest and you kill this boss you can't farm these spawners anymore
another artifact baby
We got the spear
Oh, you can't?
Well, you can just always come back here?
I mean, it seems pretty good for Q.
As long as you just don't break the totems.
Ah, I see.
All right.
Let's go fight the boss then.
I was just gonna do this forever, but if I—if the—if he could still come back then.
Is there any fast travels near me?
Thing do not come
You keep wanting me to check the skill I already have it don't I?
Are you talking about the oh this one?
That's pretty cool
You have to observe the skill in action to learn it if I learn the skill it doesn't give me it. Oh
It says or oh, you can waste the cube on it or observe it
Cool
I just hate the blinding light and how you use it.
It's very, uh, jank.
Like every time I try to do it.
Yeah, fuck that up there.
So whenever I can change that, oh my, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Why do those archers do so much damage?
Holy fucking balls in my mouth.
Alright, uh, can I save here?
Possibility.
I feel like my game is on the verge of crashing.
Cool.
Well, yeah, as I was saying about the ability, right?
So, got it once.
Failed it.
Hup! Failed it, just trying to get in.
Got it, trying to get in. Failed it.
Can I rebind it just that ability?
Specifically that one, that one's such a pain in the ass.
Yes.
Beddings, input.
Beddings.
Control, skill blinding flash, I can.
Oh, thank fucking...
Thanks for heaven.
Okay, we'll make that.
I don't know.
Uhhhh...
Urgh, grrrrrr...
Ouhh...
Z?
No, QuickSwap.
What else, QuickSwap?
I don't know what that is.
I could make it a mouse button, I guess.
It goes back on the menu.
Oh...
Where's Blinding?
Select.
That's cool.
Way easier.
see that's when I think the controls would be fine like once you play the game a
little bit understand what the abilities do and then what went then go to your
settings here and then make everything I think this is where it gets awkward it's
like the control right click the left click right click the shift right click
the alt left click alt right click shift left click space left click f left
click those I think is what gets really confusing but once you know the
abilities and what you seem to use often and then you change those keybinds into something
better I think it would feel start to feel smooth but you can't do that until you know
how to play the game.
Now only the skill is missing wait what do you mean?
skill blinding flash, focus skill blinding flash. What? What's the difference? Oh wait it's
oh it's it's just the focus light part that's all. It's fine it's fine this way. Anyway
let's try this ability. Sounds kind of cool so you have to I have to flash them with
my light and then right click. I have to go like bang bang.
Whoa, I gotta pee.
This grass is gonna give me a headache.
Alright, that's what someone said.
Wow, Mr. Devil!
Could be somewhere around here, Mr. Devil.
Mr. Devil!
You're not a- unequipped that shield? Well, the thing is, I don't think I have it equipped.
Nope, nowhere.
Nowhere on my paper doll do I see a shield. I'm not really sure. I see it here.
It's a key item, but it's not equipped.
So I don't...
Really no? What, like why there's a shield on my back? Maybe if I equip it and then unequip it, let's see.
And then...
I can't unequip it.
Did I finish all these?
I think it's because in order to dual wield, you need to go like this and then scroll to
your other weapon.
And then it still has it like it's equipped over here.
You know what I'm saying?
Like this?
I think that's why.
I don't know.
I don't think I can get rid of that.
I think as long as it's in my inventory, I don't...
I don't know.
Hello, Mr. Devil.
I'm in the altar.
Paper doll.
Chicken chicken satin.
Can't XP farm after you complete the quest?
Don't tell me that's not true.
I guess we'll see.
Follow the path in the reed fields.
Gay.
What am I cute hat?
I can sense his presence.
100% you cannot farm after the quest.
Oh, so you guys lied to me.
Is it, am I making a mistake by losing my XP farm spot?
Your mother and father made the first attempt.
That ledge fucked his way across the country in hopes of an heir.
It's all you have to show for it.
I think this shield is like your main character's weapon of choice.
You know what I'm saying? That's why it's always in the question.
Look where my youth...
My father saw me unfit for his no-name.
Do you see me? What I truly am.
My ability doesn't work, but that's okay.
My ability that I just bought does not work.
Even if you did, it would make no difference.
I wonder why.
Holy shit.
Like a millennia or what?
Jesus Christ. I know what the fuck is happening. What the fuck is going on?
The goddamn mess
Yes!
This is so ass, what the hell is happening?
Holy dog shit.
I
Fuck
It's unfortunate that I bought a new ability, and it doesn't even work, that makes me sad.
Such a bad fight.
What the fuck is happening?
No, I know you have no spirit. It's what I had in spirit.
I don't know if this is a live phase.
Is that a live phase?
Oh, it's trying to hold on to that one.
Good me.
We'll see.
So sorry.
We'll see.
We'll see if I go see.
You're crazy. Just to die with my hands.
One way or another.
Any way about the need for a scarecrow protection?
There are some who stood you all the way.
Whenever the spear's sunk it draws into you!
Whenever you felt the presence of an utterly alone...
Jesus Christ!
You never dropped a Hydra behind a mask!
What a drag, dude!
Oh my god!
Dude, that was the worst boss play.
I have never seen that.
What the fuck is that?
It's not over?
Oh my god, there's more?
Then I'll shatter it.
You may kill this single form, but you cannot kill me here.
and then fight the grudge born by this mask
she'll live on that was so
He was pretty easy. He just swings at you and then you dodge behind him.
Right? He swings, he does his two-piece combo and then you dodge through him and then you're behind him and then you get three hits.
And then he does his two-piece combo and then you dodge behind him and through him and then you just hit him in the back.
And then he does his two-piece combo and then you win again.
And then he runs away and he throws his f**king whatever at you. For some reason you just can't run fast enough.
Oh your dodges are too small I guess I don't know
That was so
All right Andrew
Just wait for the gorilla bro if if what I just did
Was that easy and dumb? I got a feeling they're all gonna be that easy and dumb.
Fuck a gorilla.
I might be overgeared though. I felt like he wasn't hitting me very hard.
Well, that's possible.
I mean, look at my gear, I look sick.
Naira.
Oh, you're back.
What happened with that bastard?
Bastard.
I hit Nonsense in my head.
That bastard.
Andre, how are you feeling?
nothing. He had worse a hundred times over. Stop fussing.
Andrew, you would strain yourself. Just focus on healing for now.
Oh, I'll be fine before long. Stay pure. Push yourself and you'll end up dead.
Duane, keep an eye on him for a while, alright?
You've spoken with Marius and the others.
Yeah. Everyone's eager for a chance to sit down and trade tales.
But Marius, he seemed quite troubled.
Marius?
I don't know.
Something about Palune?
You should go ask him.
He'll be fine. Go on.
Alright.
Why do I got bloodstones?
Don't bring me swords.
Oh Cliff, I've been expecting you.
I've been thinking.
I might call in some favours from the hovels.
Why is there something wrong?
I've been trying to gather more news from Palin.
Our informants are doing their best, but we could always use more eyes than ears.
I can't take myself seriously.
It's a sound plan, Marius. I'll leave it to you.
Fuck me! So this is old now, eh?
Not too shabby!
Marius!
Yeah! That's Evan Musk.
What, Carp? What's with your leg?
The Solomon's safe.
Maybe I just wanted your attention.
Or maybe the black bears ragged old me off a bloody cliff.
Those blistered arse-knots!
If I catch that cock weasel, murder it!
Calm down.
Marius! I made that fur cloak fuck!
Crawl on all fours! I'm telling ya!
He's literally wearing a fur cloak.
I'd like to see that.
No green meat needs fear them again. I promise you.
You know what? I'll hang every one of those barebusters by the ball sacks!
First why don't you sober up a bit?
Now I'm sober ain't oaf.
Come on, let's remedy that, Marius.
Okay, so that redevil, I'm assuming that's what everybody was complaining about, right?
In the game? I feel like that's where they...
started to have a bad time. Is that right?
That, and the gorilla.
I mean, it might just be a case of...
It might just be a case of people plowing the main and not doing anything on the side
I didn't get like, nothing cool.
But...
The food mechanic makes it so, as long as you're food, you can out-seal any boss...ever.
It's just a matter of how much food did you bring.
You'll never actually have problems in this game.
As long as you're food.
I have 21 coins.
Something.
the problem is I used about 12 pieces of soup in that fight now I'm out of soup
that sucks I need to I'll pet my dog sure wait can I build even more loyalty with my
dog? No, it's Max. Oh, I have 21 coins here. Oh wait, I could buy that cloak, I think,
or those gloves or... Hold on. Why did I get so many coins? This main story quest must
have been big for my rep. I might save my coins though. I don't know, hold on. Let's
I have 21 coins so like I could buy, you know, this cloak if I wanted to, right, but
But what if I save for the signet?
Two attack ring.
Wait, but it can't be refined.
Maybe that's kind of ass?
Wait, that's drippy.
Yo!
Oh, that's drippy as fuck. I might buy that just for the drip
Are you kidding me the bird
I'm buying it. I'm buying a parent. That's so drippy. That's so sick go safely and return soon
That is so sick
This game worth it.
Once again, I plead the fifth man, I don't know what you guys want for me.
No!
This dumb ass shield that I can't fucking get rid of.
Is there a mod to get rid of this shield?
Anyone know?
On equip the shield, you can't do that.
Can I delete the shield?
Discard?
You can't even discard it.
I don't think I can get rid of the shields, like ever.
i would need a mod i think to get rid of the shield
oh it's uh... it's good that's so lame it's because it's like them because this
guy uses the shield like this is his like
this is like his his shit
you know i'm saying like it's his shit
and he uses it in cutscenes
though i bought the drip and i don't even see the drip but the gold chain at
the front's pretty sick
I mean I could swap my shield to this but I don't think that's how that works.
Like if I swap to that and then I go here and I equip my... it'll always default it
back to that.
Maybe I do this and then I go the other way.
Okay, if I go the other way, at least I get a drippier shield.
No matter what, I have to have a shield.
Hello?
At least this one's got more drope.
Move!
Um...
Alright.
I need fuckin' food.
I bought the cloak, I bought the cloak and I don't even got the trip, dude. That's all good.
It's a barley, it's a milk, it's a milk.
And eggs.
Sit here. Come by again.
How's there no cosmetic options like a staple in games?
It makes you feel any worse. There's no storage option either.
Who the fuck is this?
I've never been in here.
Hey, a mallet!
Rare items buried underground.
Huh?
That might be useful to have.
Jesus, why does he sell so many random...
I don't know.
Do you get a house in this game?
Why is there so many weird things like this?
Oh, that makes sense.
If you get a house in this game, that makes a lot of sense.
It's like, why is there plates and bowls and random figures?
I'm going to buy this mallet.
I'm sure I can find one.
I can't plug in any time.
Wait, hold on.
Oh! I got new gloves!
Clashing reeds all after being hit.
On set reed gloves.
Where'd I get those?
You got that from the boss.
Are you even better than my gloves?
The 0.2 health every one second is kind of interesting.
Rushing Reads Alt After Being Hicked.
I mean, it's worse than my gloves, but the ability could be pretty sweet.
Get rid of that hat, bro.
What?
I look sick.
There's a stored chest that's shown you in the beginning when you meet the guy with
his dog.
No.
And auto procs if you fail at dodge, basically.
pretty good. Alright, I'll use it.
God, I'm so drippy.
Oh, we're upgrading this cloak.
Got too much drift to not upgrade.
two cloths max with hammer
I mean now that I've upgraded it, it's kind of the same as what I had before
I don't know what Bloodstone is, but...
Food effect level 1. I'm curious what that means.
If you want something unique, I'll be here, ready for your next job.
I mean, I want to get rid of the hat, but at the same time it's kind of funny how stupid I look.
I mean, I kind of fuck with it.
Okay, I look so dumb.
Park at me, man.
Like, I could buy, like, a weight by iron here.
And copper.
And for example, I could buy this helmet, wait.
That could look kind of sick.
But I lose the drip.
Uh, okay.
Do I keep doing main or do I go do something else?
Oh, I bought a mallet for a reason.
I wanted to hit this mallet at Senya.
It was here, somewhere.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
You need to drip your chess piece?
I know, I know.
My chess piece is pretty good though.
For now.
I don't think the BDO devs would ever have a problem with that network system.
I mean this game has been in development for ever.
Like...
Ever.
The Black Desert Devs always wanted to make a single player game.
I would imagine what my chat said yesterday is true.
They were probably trying to make like a short little small single player game
and then the scope got way too big and then they were 7 plus years of development.
Holy fuck!
This guy's tough as shit!
Who the hell are you?
Fuck, it's harder than the re-boss. I'm out of here.
But he's got a star. He's just he's he's star named
What the fuck
Oh
It's got awkward in it now what
Wait, he's killed my horse!
What the fuck?
Fuck you, buddy.
Anyway, let's go hit the stand now, like...
Jesus Christ.
Fuck you, buddy.
Anyway, let's go hit the stand now.
Jesus Christ.
They're not the mallet, the bell.
I mean, I was always enjoying it. It's just like...
It's...
Game.
Video game. That we're playing.
Clip it, man.
Wait, is this for the elevator, if it's up top, and then you call it?
Stupid.
I'm all excited dude, I thought there was a bell in here.
Maybe there's a bell in Xenia.
Okay, we're going up.
I think, yeah, I think the game has some strengths, but it also has an insane amount of weaknesses.
Like, I feel like as equally good as the game is, it's equally as bad, I guess.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's some cool things about it, you have some cool moments, you get some fun explorations,
pretty interesting scenarios that you get put in, but then you also get put in the most
like immersion breaking out of character, out of pocket situations that don't make
any sense.
just like it feels like um why I don't mind it is because it feels like it's
just trying to be a game it's not trying to set a high bar and like do one
thing extremely well and be like the revolutionary game of mocap or the
revolutionary game of combatter okay and whatever it's just a game and you
just play it. You know what I mean? It's not super serious. The purpose is like
non-existent besides it being a game. And that's a lot, in my opinion, that's a
lot of how games were made 20 years ago. They were just made to be video games
to play they weren't like trying to be giga immersive or giga story-driven or
super like refined they were just games and this just feels like a game you know
and that's not a bad thing it just is
Hello, traveler.
What are you, buddy?
What do you got?
Sure.
Buy that.
All right, thanks.
Smoke the eggs.
I guess I'll buy these fish.
You'll find it useful.
Interested in anything else?
The game could still be a shit game? Well it's definitely not shit. That's the thing. The game is not shit. It's just...
It's a game that you could very much tell that got bigger and bigger and bigger, and then they were like, fuck it, let's just do this, fuck it, let's just do this, fuck it, let's do this, fuck it, let's add everything.
You know? And that's why it just feels like a game.
He used to unlock the door, he even has generic keys.
Accessories of the world, I can't steal.
Why not even go in here if I can't steal?
I like crystal.
Maybe one day I'll get that book.
Authentically.
How am I doing here?
Oh yeah, I want to see if there's a bell, I think.
There's a good bell up there.
Oh my goodness!
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Hello.
The righteous will find the light, as the stars got the traveler through the dark.
My favorite passage from Solomon's book.
Why does it say there's a little like thing to interact with here, but there isn't
Blessings be upon thee and die. Sorry for interrupting everybody. So sorry
I want to see if there's a bell up here, there's not
Damn, this town is fucking useless.
The only thing it's good for is stealing from that one house.
The hell is blowing over there?
Is that my horse?
The horse dead.
No, it's that.
Well, I have no way of getting there easily.
Hold on.
Do you seek guidance?
Think.
Okay, that was bad.
How come my game looks so sharp compared to others? Well, it's because I'm on a forest.
I'll be in a forest in a second, and then you'll see.
video quality and so bitrate and quality on live streams will change based off of
what is on the screen. Like if you're looking at a flat image that doesn't move
very different than looking at all of this grass and trees that shake. If they
static and they didn't shake you actually would have better picture but they're all
moving around and that's trying to it's trying to encode all that bullshit
all right where was like bloody thing
I don't know I don't see it anymore
I think it was in the middle of this field right here.
It's like, it was, I don't see, how come you don't see glowy shit when you're close, but
you see it from like across the map, it's kind of weird.
I think it was this.
I'm guessing.
Interesting, I can't use the ability... hold on.
I don't know if that was it.
Am I doing it?
See, this does it in like slow motion like this.
How come I can't do that?
Why is it not working?
It's messed up for me too.
I can't just right click it anymore.
I have to left and right mouse together.
Oh, that makes sense.
Okay.
So I have to...
Oh, thank you.
Thank you. I thought I was done for.
Oh, my wagon and honey are all ruined.
Please, could you help me get to the farm?
You need five spirit?
Oh, is each leaf one spirit?
Oh fuck, I don't have spirit for that then.
Ooh, that's a problem.
If each leaf is one spirit, then that's I definitely don't have enough
That's right
And my horses here I
Really want to try it, but people say it shit. Well, I promise you if you buy it
You're gonna play it for two hours
do nothing and then you won't be able to refund it so if you're buying this game
and you're on the fence probably don't buy it because you're most likely gonna
be disappointed and you will not be able to refund it so
It's too distracted today, I'm checking my money.
Just wait until the game's on sale and like...
Well actually you know what, okay hold on.
The game just got flamed for generative AI.
So what you could do is buy it now, play it,
and if you still don't like it after a day, five, six, eight hours, whatever,
put in a steam request and say,
hey, fuck this gen AI bullshit, and then they'll refund it.
the day to come. Thanks for saving my life.
Pro tips, pro tips, pro tips. I got you.
Next time we see any bandits.
They put it into the disclaimer now?
Oh, fuck. Okay, never mind. You're fucked. You're fucked.
You're fucked. It's into the disclaimer now, never mind. It won't work. It won't work.
It won't work.
Stop by the Polingarth apiary
and tell him you've helped me.
They'll give you everything they can spare.
Okay, take the man's gratitude. Give me your gratitude, sir. Hey.
Wait.
I have to go... Oh, I have to go back to the...
Check now since you actually have five spirit.
That's crazy that it requires five spirit.
That ability is not that great.
Hot air balloon?
What the fuck?
I enjoyed Dragon's Dogma even though I thought it was kind of trashy to think I would enjoy
this game.
If you enjoy Dragon's Dogma, this game will probably be up your alley, because I really
enjoy Dragon's Dogma.
I think this game isn't as good, but it could get better.
It's just not as good at the beginning.
Like, Dragon's Dogma's a little bit more controlled, a little bit more defined.
Meanwhile, this could be better in the bigger picture.
But as it stands right now, it's not.
Thank you for sort of things out
However precious honey may be it's never worth more than a man's life
Please accept this humble gift freshly drawn from our own apiary. You're telling me I do this quest for walking the honey
We've poured much love and care into it
Ten honey that's what I just got for this quest
All right
You're down
So I still don't know what was glowing by the way that definitely wasn't that guy or maybe it was
No, maybe it was
I wish I had more fast travel points I could barely travel anywhere I have 1234567 but they're
They're all in like the same area.
Oh, singing Catfish.
Can I only see glowing artifacts?
at night? Maybe that's why I saw it and now I can't this daytime.
Use the sword? I mean the sword lantern is the same thing you can use either or.
Hey look, it's still not showing up. It would have been around here.
I'm here.
Come on.
Come on, Sam.
Nothing here.
Oh? You think that was it? That might be it actually. An angle kinda. An angle's kinda
right. Tell me it was this fucking thing. Take down five enemies with a bow within
in 60 seconds. Maybe it was that. I kind of think this, I think this mechanics pretty
cool how you look at you use your lantern and your sword or whatever to like see
magic. I think it's kind of fun rather than it just like opening up your map
and then being like here's all of the points that you can collect it's more
like you know go to a elevation and look around.
That's not cool.
I'm so sorry.
That was an accident.
I'm so sorry.
I don't mean to do that.
Wait, where'd it go?
Well, oh fast travel point. There we go.
Finally
Game sure is good-looking I feel like it
Okay, I might say I might have a hot take here, but I actually think that's one of its worst qualities
Maybe a hot take but
I actually don't think the game is that good looking at all
Dancing Blade, defeat 5 enemies of the Raper within 60 seconds.
That's on the other character.
Because I don't think I can use a Raper, can I?
No.
You lying?
No, I'm not lying.
I think this game is pretty good, but I think that's one of its...
one of its actually lackluster qualities.
That ass
I'm going to use the shield.
Look behind you!
Don't mind me, just the worst bell in the world.
I don't have enough targets to do this, I'm wasting my time.
I need more arrows.
Am I shooting poison arrows?
Well, there was there wasn't a targets. Oh wait, maybe there still is hold on. I need to get him low
Hold on, hold on. We got that. We got to get him low?
He's dead. All right. You know what fuck it or do we get him off?
I need to kill my bows just really shit
So I don't know how I'm gonna do this. I think five enemies with a bow in 60 seconds
I would have to kill, like, really weak dudes.
of
the
let's go do oh here's a mask I get a mask for getting this bounty oh wait that's
right I killed the guy oh my god I'm finally gonna get a mask that's crazy
I should have added character creation I mean it doesn't really matter like you
You could just do this and swap to, again, boom, now I'm, now I'm, now I'm, girl character.
They clearly didn't care for character creation when you play different characters.
How is she?
Did she just do her own thing?
Oh no, this is where I, I think I was, I think I logged her out of here.
I wonder if I should do burst story.
That could be fun.
Just to see what, like, what.
I have to fucking note.
Um...
What's this?
Personship's not a matter of...
No way, I just got a tip about stamina.
That was the point of the letter.
Oh god. Oh is this her story? I think this is her story. Maybe? I don't know. Maybe not.
Nope definitely not. Definitely not. It's just a random story. Like, what's...
Did Wukong own? You guys talking about Wukong? That was one of the greatest games I've ever played. I can't even fucking own.
Yeah.
Get to cook it up real quick.
Everybody's saying.
You all right?
Don't worry about a thing, I got this.
That's not the right, I'm gonna read this anyway, but, oh wait, I already read that.
Uh, fish porridge.
I'm gonna need a bag for this, pretty sure.
the matter which fishboards there's no way I'm making the good one bro 420 health fuck
you I am not making that good shit I'm making a shit one
yummy
Oh, I need to make three, oh my god.
You couldn't cook this?
Literally right fucking here.
My mouse is with such rich thick cloth with heavenly aroma. Oh, it's perfect
I'm certain neither my guest nor myself will be able to put our spoon down
What a weight off my chest, thank you
All right, I'm gonna buy I've seen
over me half this good
I hope you pick up something nice.
You picked the finest cup.
Holy fuck, this meat's expensive.
You picked the finest cup.
I hope you pick up something nice.
Hey, I just spent so much money on me. Mama Mia.
Dude, my inventory is so full. Always.
Look at this mask.
Look at her run faster with her.
Not crazy.
Sneaky Berman.
What am I doing here?
Sneaky Berman.
Greetings.
more outlaws by the day and no one ever gets caught I'll handle it
I'm hosted take one drag any in and you'll be paid for your trouble
it depends on who you catch some fetch for a bit others only a few coins but
You'll get whatever amount what's written on the notice
What it's worth you'll have my thanks to if you bring in the bastards
Good day
Jeffrey
One silver
I'll give you something to stare at ah
Listen here
This guy literally in town, the bounty?
Who he is?
Okay, I'll just do it, I guess.
Not worth the money, but I want the mask.
Do I have yet?
What's up?
The roles are reversed this time!
It's time I'm hitting the man!
I'm not the man hitting the woman!
I love it. Get fucked.
Wait, can I just throw him over my shoulder?
I can.
Nothing to see here, folks.
Just cleaning up the streets, kind of crazy because the
Sheriff's Office is like, they were that close, they could have just done it themselves, there's
so many of them.
Wait, the other guy that threw in jail isn't even here.
yourself out there but does she not have a lantern? oh she does
wait this guy's not even in jail where'd he go?
hey dude immersion broken
I don't know what to do with it.
Where was her story?
It was like up here. How come I don't see it anymore?
I'm not gonna get the mask.
These are all bounties.
Did you get the mask?
I think so.
Yeah.
You do realize this is the equal quality with all Bethesda's putting out?
Damn.
That's strong.
That's a bit of a stretch, but I hear ya.
Plug one.
Here's someone with a great sense of taste and smell.
Sensitive tongue.
Gold leaf guildhouse.
I could do that.
do that
I guess I'm just gonna get another medium bag, my storage is a fucking problem
Oh, might you lend a hand in promoting me shop?
Errr, fewer customers are coming in these days, and it's causing me concern.
Promoting in a crowded place could work well.
Ah, yes, the arena outside town, I could have forgot.
A dear friend of mine works there and he's got quite the convincing tongue tell
him I sent you and I'm sure you'll gladly help out
spread news about the provisioner shop sure
yeah these are quests I probably should have done a while ago but that's fine
wait she's a different horse cute
I'm mainly playing her because I want to get my five rapier kills.
Oh my god, her horse is so slow.
Stamina is pretty good though, like Infinite Sam.
How is there this many boasters?
Like where are all... are these like randomly generated?
They have to be.
They're just they just got to keep popping up. This is crazy. There's so many of them. They're worth nothing
Worth pennies. Oh two of them were the same
I
Fuck is this the same quest
All of them from the shop. Yeah, we go way back
Oh, he wants me to spread word of his shop.
Leave it to me.
I'll make sure it's packed with customers by the end of the day.
Team's dialogue is where would's me end a nutshell.
Tell them how the advertising went.
That's it?
Alright.
Bandits are gonna kill him. Five of them specifically.
My rapier.
I need one more about a timer 30 seconds fast forward fast forward so oh my god is there
at least a guy I can kill? There's no way. It, uh, uh, 15 seconds. Oh, fuck my ass.
Who was that?
Who's a black chest?
Don't like that?
Fine.
Oh, yeah, I want to check the skill points on these different characters.
Do I have different cube numbers?
Okay, so the only thing that shares...
Oh, no, it all shares.
Oh cool. Err. No it doesn't. Here's the- here's her. Oh.
Okay, so stamina, health, and spirit share, but they have a whole different like,
field tree here, okay. You're gonna have to grind- that- that means there's
probably thousands of cubes, not hundreds.
Uh, kindness!
The bounty here? What's up Billy? Hope you're the right person!
Wait!
Don't find out! Fuck it!
Let me go!
I'll call for the guards!
Let me go!
The day's call is yours if you let me walk away!
They definitely won't pay me shit.
Doing this bounty shit is strictly for reputation.
It's a reputation farm.
Here you go.
Take them.
I'm telling you, I was swamped with so many customers.
It seems word about our shop is already starting to spread.
I talked to one person.
Oh, today was a right bathroom.
Come on.
What the hell is the main quest, by the way?
Where are we?
What are we doing?
Alling Hill. This is Cliff's story. Oh, look into the rumor. Okay. I should probably finish
this chapter. I'm pretty close, I think.
But before I do, I guess I'll, I don't know, I can do this quest.
Maybe he'll give me his house.
They seem quite trustworthy.
Looks like they knew what they were doing.
Our lord is counting on us.
There you are.
The one I spoke of.
This is the one who cleared out the cask house.
Aye, indeed.
The Lord's already heard, and he was very pleased.
Is Count Robertson's side?
I'd like to make the introductions right away.
Aye, he's been waiting to meet you.
He was delighted to have finally found someone up to the job.
All right.
I believe you can help us a bit more yet.
They've been a thorn in our side for far too long now.
Everything will be all right.
Now he can finally start to rest easy. Thanks to you.
Those wretched bastards will get what's coming to them.
I'm not as strong as this character as I am as he is.
as Cliff. I was just playing this character to just get my rapier challenge done, but
I can always swap over. Where's this quest?
That's Cliff's story.
I mean hopefully it's not too hard I guess I'll try it on her.
She's got no gear, no upgrades.
But she looks good.
Oh, it's a boss fight now.
Well, I just need five mobs in succession.
That must not work.
There you go, this waterfall.
Let's see.
Here and upgrades don't transfer.
Oh no.
They use different gear.
Oh my god, I'm not going to make this.
All the characters in the game use different gear.
Holy fuck, I can't see.
Little start, little start of the game.
I missed something.
Map makers, no.
Probably should have looked around.
Is this important?
You'd be an orc? I think there is a character that you could play as an orc.
I'm just gonna have to run here again if I'm gonna swap the cliff, but I'm hoping to find the...
Look at this.
Lack market. Oh, I can sell these bags here. Package goods.
You could summon and switch after, or you could call him, or you could call the guy in here.
That would save me some time, I'm not gonna do that.
Oh god, there's an elite guy.
Oh my god.
Is that the quarry I gotta clear?
Okay, I just need five mobs.
And then I could swap.
So, how do I do this? Summon the spacebar, okay?
Oh, he comes to me?
I don't have a dog on this character.
He's heading to the assembly point. How long did I wait for this fucker?
Oh, I hit a skip.
Snack of thought.
That's cool.
Hey.
I managed well enough.
Boom.
Your rough man is still surprised me.
That's kind of neat.
All right.
Well, I got my cube.
Bang.
Uh, bang.
Bang.
Skill point.
Wait, no.
Uh, skill point.
What the fuck where did you guys come from?
Holy fuck there's holy where the fuck these guys come from?
Oh my god!
At least I have my girl with me.
That's pretty cool.
Man, even though you could do that.
Where the fuck did these guys come from?
Did she die?
What the fuck is happening?
Why is there so many foes that's here?
I think you're spawning!
This is insane. They just... they don't... it's an infinite spawn. It wasn't happening.
They're just... There's more!
I'm out of here. Like, what the fuck's happening?
They just keep walking up this hill, casually spawning.
I don't think it's the entire camp. I just think they're just casually walking up this hill like they fucking own the place.
Well, they do, but I'm gonna reset them because that's not right.
That spot I was in just like had them perma patrol or something.
I wasn't even on my quest, I wasn't anywhere close to my quest.
Hang on!
Dang, nighttime isn't helping in that case here.
Look you!
Hopefully these guys don't rapid fire smaller.
Why can't I do the ability, bro?
I guess it's enough.
Okay, I don't want the nutball.
You know what I want, man.
Keep five minutes of the shield without taking damage.
That's easy, easy for the normal bandits.
Very good, finally.
Dude, we were nowhere close
to what I even needed to do.
That's a lot of men.
Oh my god.
Um...
Hmm
So I have to kill all of these guys that's gonna take forever
What's up
I mean, I'll do it.
Save a word, I'll do it.
Oh my god, I may have made a mistake.
I may have made a mistake.
Where's my dog?
I just realized I don't have them.
The blinding flash attack doesn't work for me for some reason, so as much as I'd love
to use that I can't. Ten percent of the way done. We're good.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude that's so unfair, I was fucking stuck in my combo, gotta get out of it.
Yeah I'm gonna use one of these, because I don't want to restart.
Hey guys, come on.
This is...
I would say this is fun, but it's kinda not.
I don't know if I'm doing something wrong.
I don't know if this is like what I'm supposed to do.
I mean I'm half way, I'm not half way, I'm 15% done.
That's, you know, prog, I guess.
So where is my fucking cat?
Hello?
Who's I'm looting, man?
It's all these bodies.
Actually, I'm gonna be so full.
I don't have the space for this.
I have- Dude, I'm so full already!
Oh, no.
Holy fuck.
These guys have a little cookie pot set up
Hello friends
I'm not.
Why is this guy spamming?
Benny, shut up, bitch.
I can't ban him I'm not kidding I have I can't ban him he's unbannable I'm not
kidding this guy is unbannable he's immune I literally there's no I he's
He's unbannable. I'm not joking.
I- there's no...
Heh-heh-heh.
Dan Clancy? Is that you?
I had to type it.
Never had to type a band before. That was really weird.
There was no- there was no option. If I clicked his name, there was no band.
I had to actually like physically type it.
I can use an IRC or some shit.
Do you have any goblin in you friend?
Huh?
Good work.
This is going to take forever.
20% done!
Ah!
It is bugged.
I think I did it that time.
Yeah!
That's how you do it.
I don't know why.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's bugged. It's not actually right click. It's left click.
You were right, chatter. Someone said like, right click doesn't work anymore.
You have to left right click to do that ability. And they were not wrong.
There's explosives!
That's good to know.
Okay, tanks blow this?
What the hell blew up?
I am so fucking full, my inventory is so full.
I'm actually not sure what that explosive was, but I can't let that happen again.
Barrels with the axe on them?
I shot with an arrow, didn't do anything though.
For I'm gonna kill myself so many times, if it's actually the barrels with the axe.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Don't worry I'm 65% making gains. Making gains.
Okay, I don't think I could use my ability here to blow these things up, I think.
I don't seem to blow up with arrows though.
I think my ability would make it look.
Hello?
Thank you.
Yep.
Well, at least I know that I was gonna blow me up.
of
Fire I could...
Alright, like this. That worked.
I don't know if I can blight it in here.
Is it working?
I don't think this...
Okay.
Hell yeah
So sick
Try that one again
Dude put out the arrow. I'm not stalling fire
Well that was I
Was all right, I was hoping that would do some damage, but nope
I'm halfway through this hole and can't make
Are there any explosive arrows here?
I don't think so.
Here we go!
Yeah, this fucking archer fuck, huh?
Oh fuck.
We got fire arrows.
We got problems.
They're fire barrels.
I thought it would only blow up when I used my ability, but nope.
I've used so many pills.
The worst thing I've ever seen.
Don't mind me.
I'm gonna come up and then you're gonna come down.
How are you shooting? Is that even possible?
Oh, I don't need to pop my bills. It doesn't reset if I die.
Oh, am I wasting Billy?
Take your ass!
I'll slaughter all of you!
All right, I'll die and then do what happens.
Die!
40% left.
I summoned her to help me here
Here to those barrels
Well, we're gonna go till I die I guess
If that's actually how it works imagine I reset the whole progress I'm gonna be so bad I
Didn't see the barrel
Last second, okay, let's see see if it actually doesn't reset it
oh it doesn't well yeah I wasted like five fills
That's a good one, remember?
Oh, holy moly.
Come on! Come on!
This is gonna be awkward killing these guys.
On all these little elevations.
of
death
of
death
of
This big guy's helping me.
We're almost done twice that.
of
death
of
death
What if the flute stays? Make a bunch of trips back and forth.
Holy shit, that was close.
I'm dead.
Or team for that.
These guys definitely can't, right? How do I grapple again?
I have the ability I think, well, I'm sure I have the ability.
Why not?
Base bar, double space, okay.
I have four fucking...
of
the
Holy fuck, I feel like I've killed hundreds of these guys, dude!
Holy fuck!
Oh, my God, are we good?
I think I cleared it bro what the fuck was that
There's still more guys.
I guess I'll increase my melee damage for a bit.
I'm gonna get some more spirit too.
There's still so many guys here.
Do these guys count?
I don't know who these guys are, but they're not contributing to the- oh my god!
Where is he?
Near.
What the fuck, a fire shock is this?
Oh, eww, mom!
Oh, my God.
Oh
What are you?
of
the
of
Oh my god.
That's a fire shock, look at that.
That'll explode.
So, my inventory was full when I did this last bag, did I still get the item?
I did 10% chance to mine additional ore and it has a bunch of sockets. That's fun.
Had a lot of sockets. Holy shit
The bonfire reset, how'd it cook?
A lot of it's better to cook big meals that heal for a lot or more.
Okay, like for example, burden me three.
So I could make three for 300 or make one for 200.
Like it doesn't seem like it seems better.
Like this I can make for 10, I could do 280, but if I go even lower, I can make 3 for 300.
Interesting.
Or I could make 10 singular grilled bird meats and get 600.
Hello?
Oh my god, the soup owns.
oh my god the soup owns but that seems like the best clear soup is fucking
Spam that itch.
I'm gonna make a bunch of soup.
Don't you want the biggest seal possible? I think you want.
The most health possible, yeah.
And the most like efficient way, I guess.
like three eggs is a hundred which obviously is not very efficient and meat
is 200 which is not efficient and meat is 220 also not efficient and then what
about just normal notes. 140 for five votes. When over here you could do...
140 for... I seriously think spamming these hundreds is the play. But it does
seem like the soup is really good. Whatever soup I just made I can't make
any more but that clear soup owns lentils and water that's a swagalicious
helmet not gonna lie thank you thank you thank you very much
Thank you.
So happy I could support you by watching that ad.
Hey, thanks.
I'm just gonna move.
I don't care.
Honestly, for the sake of time, I do not care.
All right, is there any goodies here?
It said from this quest I was going to get the mining drill and a gold ore... a gold...
A gold ore mining... something.
I don't even remember what it said.
Oh, treasure chest.
I like treasure.
I inventory is still full.
Oh boy.
Am I going to be hunting more caves again?
Oh, Anvil Hill Cave.
Specifically is what it said.
Like this one, Anvil Hill Cave.
Inside accessible only by breaking rocks is an ancient gold mining site besides a mural of a human figure of the painting and aura.
Hey
That's to get the commotion at
Save my 70 bucks for GTA and just play Skyrim again.
Bear.
I mean that is one thing for sure right, like 70 dollars is precious to a lot of people.
Like I can see why they might not want to spend it on this.
That's a hefty amount of money.
Oh, I had a feeling it would be you again.
Thank you.
We are just ready to shift that massive rock.
But the poor crane operator's gone and done his back in.
If we can't get it moved, then every future project will have to be put on hold.
For one last favor, could you try your hand at the crane?
Here's the key to the control room.
I can't put my thanks into words.
You pulled me out of trouble. Time began.
It's a buried rally.
I got her shot.
Is it up top? No.
Is it literally like right here?
Maybe, maybe it's up top.
Track the buried relic.
Okay.
Upies.
I don't know what increased speed does influence on this lift specifically.
It does and all the other stuff, but this lift specifically does nothing.
else you need to spam it. Oh my god you have to spam it.
Why is everything spam dude? Just let me fucking hold it.
How strong do you think my pinky is?
I think it was the deluxe copy of the game.
I'm not even using it, but it's on my back for show.
Not using anything from the deluxe besides the visuals of the shield.
That's cool.
Dude, it's not even up here.
Why'd I go up here?
Oh, wait.
No way, I have to actually... okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
It's gonna be a cube.
I've played this game before.
I'm a fucking crane operator!
You think they actually had wooden cranes like this?
How do I grab it?
What?
Oh fuck.
Am I doing it wrong?
I think this is the history game.
Okay.
Uh, yep, we're fine.
Nailed it!
Can I not loot the buried relic?
What a fucking quest.
I
Argued that and argue that for a majority of people 70 isn't much considering how much you can spend on everything else
a nice boot
No, 70 is a lot. It's an insane amount
The one thing that I always go back to whenever people say like $70 and a lot of money is like yeah, obviously you're living in your own bubble
It's not a lot of money to you, but
The Steam Survey, like a year or two ago, I always use this as an example,
show that the average consumer only consumes and buys two games a year.
So that kind of shows that, yeah, it's pretty precious.
house. There's no need to worry. I truly don't know how to thank you enough.
Oh come now, no need to be modest. I dread to think what we'd have lost if you hadn't
turned up. What a relief.
Please accept this. It's very special to me.
And I'll be sure to tell his greats what you've done.
I'm certain he'll be glad to hear it.
Ooh!
Bloodstone! Wait, that's a huge pickup.
Oh, shit, a hearing!
Also a huge pickup.
Dude, what the fuck do I do with my- what do I do?
Like, truly, what do I do?
Oh my god, my inventory's so full, I can't-
Fuck him.
It helped me.
Oh, that's how you can save space.
That doesn't save you space though.
them. It just helps organization.
Oh, fuck that. I need to sell this shit.
Searching for sturdy blades?
Holy... Buffy!
I don't even know, like, I don't even know if I've learned some of these.
Like, map makers, okay, I didn't know I did do that one.
Fuck is happening!
There a demon in town?
What the hell is going on?
Dude, like what are we looking at, my guys?
Oh my god.
Fucked up!
I'll create your basin store items.
There's no s-
Wait, I've seen this.
I've seen this.
I don't know where, but I have seen it.
Alright, I'm making sure I picked up all these notes and read them.
This is such a problem, though. Holy fuck.
This inventory shit?
Yeah, I read all these.
Like wirepapers even.
Do I still need my priest clothes or was that only for that one class?
Actually, you know what?
I could buy a pass.
This will save me some.
I could buy a pass for 10 silver.
I remember seeing it.
I need this attire.
I need to get rid of these blue coin purses, these trade good bullshit.
The unpackaged trade goods. I should just sell them on the black market instead of actually trading them.
We're gonna go to the witch and DE all of this gear. It's just there's no point.
Why can't I refine my Warn Ring with another... hold on.
Ah, that works.
Can I refine my Ring with another Ring?
Okay, let's go to the north.
If you want something unique, I'll be here ready for your next job.
Alright, we're gonna go delete all of my gear.
Get on my inventory.
This is probably just gonna make my inventory worse though,
because if it's a piece of gear with three Abyss sockets in it,
I'm going to delete it and then I'm going to have the one piece of gear is going to turn into three pieces of gear and it's going to make it worse.
I think.
Unless they stack.
Maybe I shouldn't do this.
Because like for example I have this right and I'll delete food effect, climb speed, and
fire res.
I'll delete the item but then these three will be spit out in my inventory so the one's gonna
turn into three and it's gonna be fucked up.
I hate it here.
You can test it for science.
I'm not sure, I'll test it but I'm pretty sure that's how it's gonna work.
like this dusk fang leather armor black
Yeah, so now...
Yeah, now 88.
I was at 85.
I actually it's even worse because I still have oh fucking kill me oh it's so bad
bad. They didn't play test this, I'm convinced. Honestly, they probably don't have many QAs,
I had to guess.
Probably not wrong about that.
Put it back?
It costs money is the problem.
Pretty sure to put stuff in gear.
money. To do this? I wonder if I could put... if I could socket... I don't use the bow,
but I wonder if I could just socket it and open a bunch of sockets on the bow,
put the stuff in and get passive buffs, even though I don't use it. Use it... use the bow
like a stat stick that probably would work have you found what you were seeking
yes in socket it costs money five fifteen thirty five sixty five hundred five
i want to test this for science i'm gonna socket one
and then i want to see
Now, if I go here, my stat page, what is something that I'll notice?
Maybe DR?
I'll put DR in, Agus, so if I go stat details, I currently have a DR of one.
Let's see.
I am bed-less.
Oh, and now, fuck it, I can't...
Oh, this is all on armor.
Okay, well.
I would need something else.
I need sockets from a weapon.
And I don't have that.
Be for group.
That's not going to help me.
It's only going to make it worse.
I mean, grouping can suck my ass.
That doesn't save space, it just helps your sanity.
I can't believe I'm 88 though.
93 out of 110.
Makes anyone feel it better?
This game is worth more than VF6 was at launch?
This game's more expensive than Battlefield 6.
Really?
It is pretty pricey, I will say.
Hiya.
Hello.
All my weapons are crafted with care.
Not the song again.
Drop an item.
Okay, everyone's saying that you could drop items by the cooking station at camp and
then in six hours it'll spawn into your withdraw.
I want to see what the withdrawal even looks like at camp, I'm curious.
Okay, that is a funny way of making a storage.
actually works. It's not storage. I know it's not storage, but that is one way, that is
a workaround. Throughout all of your items that you don't want, they technically will
come back to your storage at some point. And then you can withdraw as you want.
There's a limit at 230. There's a limit of 230 at the bottom. Not everything comes back.
Yeah, that is the downside, huh?
Well, anyway, I'm gonna withdraw this
And this
And then some meat
And then honestly, I'm gonna get rid of these fucking trade goods
You could sell them on the black market for money or you could I don't know you could do some wagon bullshit
What is it here?
Do you want this shit?
You can fatten the count's funds through their trading.
Here, not enough coins.
Not enough coins.
A hundred silver to package one little funk and stuff in my asshole.
Why can I recover these power cores that I picked that I did?
That's insane that it's a hundred silver to pack this bitch.
That's fucking crazy.
I only have 34.
Can I donate?
No?
Hackage.
I'd come back when you've more stuff to leave with the hundred copper it's not
it's it's a hundred silver a hundred silver hundred silver
it's a hundred copper for sure why carry all those tree goods on you just
leave them with me I have 34 silver
My camp has 50 silver.
What's the point of this though?
I'm just wasting money for the fun.
Oh, is this the guy that does the thing for me? Does he sell it?
Is he a flipper?
This guy flipping my shit?
So...
weird
Okay, so maybe in over time this will make me not be counts come back when you've more stuff to leave with me
I have no clue what that does
Why can't I put why can't I give these?
Why doesn't I'll keep it safe you have my work. Oh, it's down here my blind
Can I steal money from the camp?
Or can I take their money?
I have the leader.
I want you to play this game for not very long.
I feel like I've done nothing.
This seems like the kind of game that you have and you buy and you play for the next
three years.
And every now and then you just kind of pick at it.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, so I'm
That's so fucking stupid-ass fucking song.
I can't believe they have the same fucking system as BDO for upgrading their gear.
May I help you, friend?
Minus the fail stacks, but you know.
I guess it's not really the same, but like the UI is the same and it's fucking hilarious.
The amount of pieces of jewelry I broke in that game pissed me off.
Alright.
Let's do this main quest.
Holy shit, let's continue on.
Is it a jack of all trades? Jack of all trades, master of none kind of game?
That's the best way of putting it, honestly.
Honestly, I really think that's the best way of putting it.
It doesn't really do anything like spectacular in one thing, but it does everything quite well.
You know, like baseline, it does a lot of things good.
Like I think the exploration is good, the map is good, the size is good,
the amount of things you can do is good, the combat is good, skill system is pretty good.
It's like, I feel like it's on the verge of being like an absolute banger.
But it's not quite there, you know what I mean?
Because it doesn't do anything that like stands out.
That's like, holy fuck.
That's riveting.
But it's close, you know?
It's close.
Our connection isn't complete yet.
You're wasted.
IGN 7 out of 10?
I feel like I don't usually agree with IGN's rating, but if that's actually their rating,
I would say I could understand.
I could fully understand that.
No one in their right mind is saying this game is better than like an 8.
That would be insanity.
up like an Ubisoft game must have do but ultimately kind of soulless. Sure, I mean yeah I guess
I wouldn't say all of Ubisoft games are soulless though. I just think you might not resonate
with it right? Like for example for me, the Assassin's Creed Odyssey origins Valhalla
trilogy trio combo is pretty insane. I don't think they're soulless at all. They're
actually quite good. I am a cliff. I love good. Trippies.
How Holland Shadows was kind of a let down.
Shadows was too far, but the normal routes out here.
I didn't like the little let.
I love how the grey mains and the black bears have no actual interesting lore, they're
They're just too seemingly bandit-like factions.
I think it's fucking hilarious.
They're just, they don't do anything.
They're just, they're just there.
They're supposed to be like really important.
I mean at least it seems like they are.
And they're just, they're just like, they're just two factions who like to just
by each other
who will be in fact I'm doing that I don't care I need space
as their faster to get there
that the fucking
they still
and open the map
What does it say? Like, co-send? What did it say?
I just missed the mess. I saw someone said something...
...in that co-send saying it's good and some things really bad on others or something. I don't know.
Oh fuck, this was not close at all.
Oh my god, this actually might have been longer.
Wait there's copper though.
Hold on.
I'm ready to go.
Jesus Christ, let's go.
I'm glad I can hold control.
How the hell am I supposed to get this one?
the
one that the bottom of them in the ship now
to sell the ship of earlier
Maybe it'll work? No, I wonder what I need to mine this. I wonder if I have to refine my drill.
Use your focus. I've tried. That doesn't work.
Unless there's a skill tree up here or something, which is possible.
It would be like, where would it be?
It'd be this?
Healing, aerial, expertise, proficiency.
Not sure.
Oh yeah, I forgot I could do the thing where you...
Where you go flying. How do I do that again?
I kind of not do that, where I could hold on to it and like slingshot myself? Is that somewhere else?
Ambush, winch,
light,
aerial roll.
That's cool as shit. Um...
I don't know. How do you do it? Do I have the skill? I just want to try it. Where you
get to go flying on a tree.
Is it pole?
That's not right. Is it?
Am I doing the right? Am I about to rip this fucking tree down? What's happening?
Oh, where did I do it?
That sucks ass.
Hello.
Oh, hold on.
in totem.
And then going up with shit wood elevator.
I think the wood elevator is faster.
What?
Dispatch howling hill mission expansion.
Uh...
How?
Like this?
I remember two task time ATR currency Ronald and Luke
get in there
Wait, that took bunny?
What the fuck?
Hi.
What do I get for doing this?
Do I get anything cool?
Hello.
Who's we?
Oh.
Boy.
Here comes a coffee.
My lucky day.
Yo, could I get some water?
Um, yo, it's to upgrade the camp.
Okay, why do I want a bigger camp though?
Fanding Howling Hill, oh there's more.
Oh wait, am I- is this quest now they have to go on a mission?
They probably have to finish the mission.
And in 18 hours
It'll show me what that means. Okay, so now I do other stuff
I mean
I hope this camp system is elaborate because at first I thought the camp was gonna be really cool and then I thought it was gonna
Be really shit and now I'm thinking maybe there's still hope
I'm not gonna sleep. I'll just do some side quests
It's like Legend of Zelda for the rest of us, yeah.
Kind of is like Legend of Zelda.
As long as you like, erase your mind from any other game ever, and you just play this
one, I think it'd be okay.
Do you not like it? No, it's not that I don't like it. It's just I don't love it yet.
Like it's gotten better. Don't get me wrong. It's gotten significantly better than since
the very beginning. But no, it's just...
If this was my one game and I was just mating this and playing it all day every
day and like that was what I was really into fuck yeah you know what I mean then I think
I'd like I think I would absolutely love it but I play a lot of different games fishing
challenge. I like to fish.
Green still yet? Green still yet?
Boy, I'll take ya! Ah, just the person I needed.
There's a problem that's been giving me a headache.
The honey we used to get was known for the...
I just got the Super Shrek was setting to you like with it. Everything on one.
But recently, um, customers keep saying it doesn't taste as good.
I think another reason why I might not fully love it is because I really like to
immerse myself I really like to immerse myself when I'm playing an RPG like
emerge myself as the character and like feel like I'm really a part of the world
but I feel like I'm I'm a hero well several heroes I guess and yet I'm still
just feeling like I'm passing by I don't know what's wrong it's good to
cross paths again. Would you follow me a moment? Have you been keeping well? As always, I've
got matters knowing at me. I was considering asking again for your assistance.
Main character has no personality. I just, I feel like the main character might not have
personality because like, I think I'm not a person because like I'm controlling all
of these people. Like I think I'm an entity or something. Like I don't fucking know.
Lately Bandits have been targeting our trade sites.
I have reason to believe there's a traitor within the guild.
Another follower of the horn splitter, no doubt.
But I'd imagine they'll try to cover their track once they suspect they're a suspect.
If you're willing, would you be able to handle the interrogation?
Your interrogation will draw every time-
I only played for like 15 hours.
About the same that I played this game so far actually all right. I like to come in more
for the like immersion and like the setting
And like you know freedom that you have but I
Don't like the combat in Kingdom come like at all
Are you the trade manager like at all zero I fucking hate it
Hi that's me and who might you be? I'm looking into the attack on the merchant
kill. Ah you are. Lately every single deal we make ends with the bandits swooping in.
The losses come out of my own purse and he's driving me under. All our trade
routes are kept strictly confidential yet somehow they know. First negative I
First negative review I've ever given was KDC having bad combat.
Yeah, the rest of the game is awesome.
How immersed you can get and how, like,
how you can kind of put yourself in the character's shoes.
You can do that really well and then you go into a fight and it's so just...
Fuckin' Papaga. It's just so bad.
So, like, this game, like, I don't think I could be as immersed and involved in the world and the lore as much as...
Not a little more, but you know, the setting, as much as I can in Kingdom Come,
but I think the combat and the skills and the RPG system is more intriguing to me in this game.
Like, I want to search more of the land because it's more, you know, whimsical and fun, I guess.
Like, Kingdom Come is like, okay, great, I got a new sword and now it's a little sharper than my last sword.
In this game, it's like, oh shit, I got a sword that braves fire.
That's cool.
I like that.
I want to find that.
Oh shit, I could turn into a dragon.
That's cool.
So I'm just like, when I play RPGs,
I want to be both immersed, but also still have the setting
of fun existing, the RPG fun, right?
Which is why I love Bethesda games.
I love Bethesda games because they're always fun.
And they always just immerse me just enough.
You know, sometimes they take you out of the loop, but you're, you know, you're just involved, you're just involved enough to feel like you're playing your stealth character or your assassin or your mage or your warrior, whatever, right?
It puts you right in the spot perfectly, and then you have just enough fun, and then you go on your own way.
That's why I love the Destiny games. Love them.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Examining the Tavern Ledger, examining the Broken Barrel, examining the Fee Notice.
Holy shit, this is a seven-part chain, but I got a book about extinguishing flames,
whatever the hell that means.
Can I attract this?
Why is it not tracking?
Hello?
Whatever.
Hello?
Badger?
Tax notice?
No, I don't actually know if there's a sword that breeds fire in this game, by the way.
I just know my sword sends wind slashes at people, so...
If I have a sword that sends wind slashes and I have another sword that sends electricity,
I'd like to imagine that they probably have a sword that also sends fire.
Probably.
I feel like that logic sounds...
is second to none
now there's the stock market it came off
I don't
know why this is important
interested in wares from the far corners of the world
Why can I sell all those?
I don't know.
Why is there a minimum trade quantity of 25? Why do I have so many options here in the
first place. What is going on? What is this? Oh, I didn't read one of the notices, I think.
I read this.
Alright, what else do you want me to do?
Who the hell do you want me to talk to?
What is going on man?
Is that the guy?
There's no way we're a hundred percenting this.
Me?
No, fuck no.
Fine day, isn't it?
I think if anyone 100% says this game they're a freaking freak in Asia, I'm gonna be honest.
Pretty big, a lot of shit.
The Guild's record keeper was stolen.
Yeah, not a soul claims to have seen anyone enter that night.
With so many guards posted, we think at least one of them would have spotted the thief.
Did you get me? I mean, I've ghosted, taking to Larsonie.
There must be something weird in that court.
weird-ass quest I don't know what the fuck is going on I'm doing it because it
gives me a medium sack and all I'm familiar with is small sacks but I get a
medium one would be nice because I need it back I should so full always
This part is so unnecessary, the learning shit.
It's so funny to me.
Like identifying items in Tarkov on every single life, that's what I'm doing.
Good day.
Uh, bam.
BAM!
It's one of those quests you really need to understand.
No way.
I got it.
I'm almost done.
Uh-oh.
What do I do now?
Oh, fuck.
Hold on.
Okay, I gotta go to Scrav,
Lick,
and Grimzill.
I don't know where Grimzilla is.
Here he is.
Bang.
Boom.
Bang.
Whatever.
Judge my capabilities.
Or...
I fucking lied to them.
I can promise you, you'll never have...
never have you'll never not have something to do in this that's true that
is the that's what I said that's why I said like I think it's I think for those
people who just love playing a game just to play a game and they're like I don't
want to use the word slop I really don't because I don't think the game
is slop but you know what I mean like if you're okay with consuming slop I
think you'd love this game but I'm not saying it's slop I just I just mean
like there's a lot to do like a ubi saffi and you know there's a lot to do
my horse is fine by the way all good he's immune to damage
The devs said themselves this is for people who like to consume content.
I mean that's a good way of putting it.
If you just like to play games, you're just playing games and you're just doing things to do things.
This is your game.
And I had to step down from my post in disgrace.
Do you have any idea who the culprit is?
If I knew, would I be standing here like this?
But, to be honest, I suspect Scrave, the trade goods manager.
Oh, it's one of these quests.
The day the matches disappeared, I saw the guy in court.
Ah, someone stealing from the town.
And I gotta figure out who, and then I gotta interview all of them.
Ah, I see.
That's why you're saying I should pay attention.
But I don't care, I'm just gonna fucking blame one of them.
I have a very piece of, important piece of information here.
What is it? What is it called? Proof of Stay, right?
Okay.
I got to use a letter.
No proof of stay.
Where is it?
Here we go.
What the hell is this?
Oh, so it's learning about all the people.
I'm just going to fucking, I'm just going to fucking, I picked up this thing and I
think it's supposed to be useful for this quest, but I'll be honest.
I think I'm just gonna pick someone
and then uh...
blame them
well that's it, I'm just gonna pick somebody and
and I'm just gonna say they're the one that did it and if I'm wrong I'm wrong I don't care
that's a sheriff's do it yep if I could confidently say it was it's like that
oblivion quest were fucking well they just kept coming up to me and they're
or they're trying to ask me who did it.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Then you just lie for your own gain.
I totally forgot the quest.
It was like behind the church.
Sam and the Proof of Stay.
Oh, I got this.
Proof of Stay.
roof of stay roof of stay roof of stay
roof of stay
Alright, that doesn't help me.
This game actually really good.
It's good.
I think it's, I think it's, I think it's fair enough to say it's good.
And then really good is probably...
At that point.
Um...
You're no longer getting objective there, you're getting...
You're getting a little subjective, right? Like...
Some people might, this might be their fucking best game of all time.
This might be a 10 out of 10, the game they've always been waiting for.
You know what I mean?
Maybe not to us!
But this might be the game.
You know what I'm saying?
It's all good.
As long as people are consuming and enjoying.
Who the fuck cares?
I pass it.
I pass one of them.
I blame this guy. I think it's crap.
He's the fuckin' mole.
The foremost suspect in my mind is no go the trade manager
Please look at this thing. He's just he just said the same thing about you
Now actually, I don't think I just talked to no go. I don't know who I talked to
What
All right, I need to get through here
Thank you.
I feel like there's supposed to be some discrepancy on some of these ledgers that I'm looking at,
and one of them is going to be very, very obvious that it's wrong.
And I'm just not actually reading it.
Take care.
Alright, I'll pick right.
You know any cryo runs yet?
I haven't played since day one, the cryo runs.
That map is insane.
Truly insane
Like the fact that bungee made such a elaborate and hardcore
Yet still somewhat casual extraction shooter is truly remarkable. I
Feel like that game is incredible
Like marathon. I actually think that game is insanely good
And I'm excited to see when more people appreciate it hopefully
Season 2, 3, 4, I don't know. Maybe they'll have something even more elaborate than what they did with Cryo.
Solo sucks for it? Yeah, I know. They need to definitely work on that for sure. Definitely a team game.
I'm here to look at a horse book.
and
That math is adding up.
Yes it is.
This guy is trustworthy.
Should I say this?
Yes, what's the matter?
Do you know anything about the merchant guild being attacked?
An attack?
Don't tell me it was those bastards.
Bastards?
Some masked men came asking for horses.
Their eyes were fierce.
I knew at once they were a bit dodgy.
The strange thing is,
I recognize one of them.
Can't be certain with his face covered, but something about him was familiar.
I swear I'd seen him before.
At the Guild.
What a twist!
Old saddle.
Downside.
Yeah, I think this guy's legit.
I should have started...
What the fuck is the old saddle?
Hey.
Oh.
I think it was the other...
I think it was Scrav.
I'll be honest with you.
I think it was Scrav.
I think it was this guy. I think it was Scrab for sure.
You follow all the stories, now it's time to deduce who the traitor is.
I think it's... fuck, I don't know.
I didn't pay attention until halfway through, so I don't know.
It could be Nogle. It could be Catherine. It could be Grimzel.
I didn't start paying attention until too late.
That's the problem here.
This is code red.
Read the things again.
Yeah, but they're not in order.
So I don't know what's what.
the problem I think it's I think it's
scraver grimzel just off of intuition
aka just randomly randomly picking
doesn't say anything about the quest if
I like yeah so there's all these
ledgers here and I don't remember who
was who
Well, it's an empty letter, right?
Yeah, okay.
I don't know.
We're just gonna guess.
Yeah.
If you un-group it, it'll be in order.
Yes, that's...not wrong.
It doesn't let me un-group.
Okay, wait, it actually does say.
So this is...okay, I could get this right.
I could get this right.
I actually could do it.
The problem is, it takes fucking forever to look at these damn notes. I wish I didn't have to like go in the game.
Like go in the menu, open the note, go in, look at it in the game.
I'll just look at it from the menu. I don't think I can do that.
There's a secret button that I don't know about.
Oh! Do you think the quest doesn't even have a choice? Do you think I can't get it wrong?
wrong I just go walk up to him and then I just the game just knows who's wrong
if that's really yeah that's probably right there there's no way this game
actually has any choice or consequences so I think I'm just literally gonna
already know who it is that makes the most sense you're so right I don't know
why I would think anything different dude it's got to piss people off when
see a game like this pop off. The jealousy from different studios has got to be insane.
Because there's so many other games that are so like similar and better in most things but not
all things and the things that they're not good at bring it down so hard that nobody looks at them
and then they don't sell as much. I feel like people like like game developers and competitors
of this style of game if this game like sells like 10 million copies or something I don't
know if it will but they'd probably be fucking so jealous.
The guild members are troubled and we cannot out... Graymate, you've arrived. Have you
found any suspects yet? I too have been investigating the bandits, though I've yet
to uncover any decisive proof. I'd have to wait till you're done with your investigations.
Uh, I like the question. Okay. What did Bleak have to say?
Uh,
Select evidence oh fuck
Oh
He the saddle that seems different from what I heard before
Would you like to ruminate further on this
piece of information I guess. What was important here? The lantern on the ground.
That seems different from what I heard before. Would you like to ruminate further on this?
And what a scrabble to trade good manager. Oh my god.
Yes, in light of that, he does seem suspicious.
This might be the worst quest I've ever played in the game.
Just remember what this is all for.
The medium bag.
This is for the medium bag.
that seems different from what I heard before would you like to ruminate
further on this no to bleak have to say
a guild member is among the masked oh I'm gonna freak out there's like six of
What did he do with that tell?
Noble.
Noble claimed the first option. What he claimed?
Yeah.
That's it.
It was Dremzel.
It was Grimzul, I know it. He's the last option. It was him for sure.
Uh, Froobleste.
Oh, I nailed it! Go!
Alright, here we go.
guards were stationed at his home with a knot that should confirm the culprit
guards report let's see
no one could have bribed every guard the only ones with knowledge of the trade
I knew it!
It's Grimzel!
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Ah!
Uh, closed?
I'm down the trader.
Okay.
Is Grim's all gone? I don't know.
I better get something fucking sick for this.
I'm back because he's still talking about how bad the game is.
I never said that.
Those words never came out of my mouth.
They still work clear.
They work clear.
Give me your sack.
Hello.
Good work.
You really think it'll be all right?
What are you worrying about?
They'll all be over once we drive Shaka 2 out.
Huh? Who are you?
Phone you, traitor.
I just wanted to hit it once, I didn't have to do that, but...
Don't mind me, bring him back to camp.
Bro, what are we doing spawnin' back here?
Get in my.
I have to go all the way around.
Don't tell me it's taking me back to the camp.
Uh, I think it is.
Holy.
Can I fast travel with this guy on my shoulder?
This is going to take forever, I gotta go all the way around.
This might be fucking, I, I, I, I might have to go this way, might be faster than this
way.
You know, use your costume to see us last night and give him a buff.
I saw that.
I was actually watching.
I think it's fucking so funny when he uses my costume.
I don't know why.
I mean, probably because it looks exactly like me, but, dude, it's just, it's so
perfect like peanuts costume of me and whoever designed that it is per it's
perfect it's like the best streamer costume by far I don't know if it's the
glasses or the shirt I don't know it just it's so good
The team needs a auto-pathing.
That would go hard.
Like, I'm surprised it doesn't, you know?
This would be the perfect game for an auto-path.
What exactly was the generative AI art that they used?
Is it just like paintings and stuff? Or was it like actual art?
Come here.
Anytings of a sign.
Oh, kinetic counterweight acquired.
Shit's on a rat, one fuck.
That was a kinetic counterweight.
Electable for 26 silver.
Uh, okay.
I wonder if I need this or do I just sell it?
I got a fur cloak.
Pretty cool.
That...
I got a medium sack, right?
How much space did I get? Five? I think a medium sack's five.
That took fucking forever.
All right, where the hell's my main story? Oh, I have to wait don't I hold on I have to inspect this
11 more hours, okay
Okay, well what do I do in the meantime?
These side quests are so dog shit, I've, it's insane.
So we gotta do, we can't do a side quest.
There are all these dots at the bottom, why is there so many of them?
Wait, I'm gonna go here.
I think they let me in their village.
Now, I think I'm allowed in here.
As I did that one quest I think I can actually go in this village.
The treasure map cave.
Oh.
Right.
I don't remember where the tower was for the treasure map cave, but I think it was
like. It was somewhere near the starting zone. This maybe? No. This? I think it's this. The
torchlight beacon. I think this is the tower. I think it's up here. Probably not worth my
my time but that's whatever. You ever play Witcher 3 and if yes did you like it? I've
only actually played about 30 hours of Witcher 3. I like the game but I don't know if it
was a combat or maybe I did too many side quests but that is one thing that usually
ends up happening when I play games that are as big as Witcher 3 or as big as this
game is I do a lot of side stuff and by the time my like I just get burnt on
doing so much side shit that I don't even want to play the game anymore so then
I never do the main and then I never know how the story actually ends
Yeah, I played Red Dead. Red Dead I never beat though, the main story. That game was just
too long. That was too long for what the game was. That's kind of one thing that I'm interested
to see how this game goes for me because I worry that this game might be too big for
it to get too. I struggle with games that are a little too big.
all right let's check the map I love games that are like 20 to 40 hours
games that are too big I start to really like just I just get exhausted I'm just
like dude what am I doing this for
is that the tower wait dude I'm pretty sure this treasure map is taking me to
something I've already opened maybe that's not the that's not the tower no
it's not in my that is definitely not the tower
holy shit is that the tower no
That's a lot of stuff.
My favorite fallout game, New Vegas for sure.
But the main reason I like New Vegas is because it was the only fallout for me that actually
felt like it had choices and decisions that, you know, I'm a huge fan of only being able
to choose one path and then kind of burning all the other paths.
I would rather have a game that's like 15 hours long, which is one pathway, and then
I replay it for another 15 hours or so and then I choose another route like that is so
much more fun than having the whole game accessible but no actual change.
I just like playing new characters.
These are not that worth to get, but...
Down from the abyss and reach the ground within 30 seconds.
That's pretty easy.
How am I?
Okay.
Happiest.
I could go down and collect those, but when I just go up...
That's the new outer worlds was kind of mad.
I thought it was pretty good.
Oh yeah, the new outer worlds was good.
There should be a new DLC coming out this year.
Dude.
Wait, is that a black market guy?
What is this?
I actually really enjoyed the new outer worlds.
just unfortunately like every game ever ran like shit and it's one thing for a
game like this to run like shit where it's like more sword combat or it's not
that bad you just don't want shooters you just don't want shooters to run like
shit shooters running like shit is the absolute worst feeling ever
I can use my sword for my horse, I don't know that.
I keep canceling.
They're only flicking on.
Who's putting these stones here?
That's why it looks cool.
Make up the destroyed Sanctum.
Oh
Absolutely fucking mopped out
I'm cold, I just realized.
Anything over here?
Can I jump in this?
Every time, every time I choose to explore, it's fucking.
Put on the fur coat.
It's fine.
It's not that cold.
know like can weather even kill you in this game I think it just I think weather
just kind of hurts your stamina a little bit I don't know if it like actually hurts
you
when can I do these
does anyone know when I could start doing these sanctums is it a main story
thing is it a trying to clear the abyss thing I've seen so many these
and I just want to know what's in them.
There's so many!
The main story?
Onto the hill. Okay, that sounds cool.
Let's hunt it over here.
Absolutely nothing. Nothing's onto here.
What chapter am I on? I think I'm like, bored or something?
I don't know, I just do this thing sometimes where I just run in a direction and I don't
know why. Like I have no reason to be here, like why am I here?
Like truly, what am I doing?
Um...
So my main story progression is kind of ass.
But I'm in a haunted hill.
I made a sweet view from here.
Oh my.
Um.
Come here, me.
Oh, shit.
That's how you get bowed.
Upgrade rings.
I still don't know what these are for, but that's okay.
Funny how some people use the sword and some people use the lantern.
Yeah, I mean they both work, right?
Okay, I don't know what I'm doing.
I need to- we need to lock the fucking-
We're getting distracted for what?
Let's go do the main.
Oh wait, no. That's why I was getting distracted because I'm on a time-rope domain, so I need to sleep or explore. Those are my two options.
Well, fuck it. I may as well just keep exploring. How much time do I have left?
I have... how many... how many hours?
Missions?
Seven hours.
I'm taking damage, I know I'm not.
Oh, that person looks full over there.
More ruins than I can't go into though.
Stags are getting obliterated
What's good about these power cores even though I don't need them yet
Hello
Wanderstruck
He made these balls for these balls.
A BISS SELF.
What the heck?
His moth got him hard.
Relax.
relax relax relax relax
My pet not here either
Why does this just diesel in himself?
Hey, stay with me
buddy
I don't want to fight these guys, but I guess I will
Oh, they give you runes.
I got Swift acquired.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, wait, no, that's from...
Oh, wow.
Relax.
I think the runes dropped from the the shrub dudes
I don't know what these balls are for, but abyss cell.
Abyss cell.
What the hell, the faint trace of this power can be felt.
said to be carried by animals be with the energy of the abyss
Oh
Eesh
Is he really gonna ignore that big ass cube?
I can't do anything with those yet. They just default to my stash. It was actually kind of nice. Oh dear, hold on
Well, I want to kill a bunch of these in one go.
Right here, here we go, three, two, and shh.
Fuck yeah.
How do you look like that guy that probably likes it a lot when his girlfriend kisses him
on the lips?
Thank you.
Does it look like he has three graphics?
It's just a forest.
Yeah.
Oh.
Ah!
These things are strong!
What the fuck?
What are you made of?
I'm getting ride.
I don't want to ride you, I want to kill you.
Weird meat
I think my inventory is full
Inventory's full fuck
I mean this was kind of a good detour this hunting shit that I'm doing. Who was that screen? I'm going there
What the hell, what a fox!
Am I losing health?
What's going on?
Okay, we got a puzzle here that I probably can't do.
meditate what's happening here you're doing nature snare the power when to
push back new enemies a block projectiles x to focus then rotate to use nature
snare
What am I doing with it?
What's happening?
Whoa!
I don't know what I'm doing!
Whoa, oh.
Go back up.
I don't know.
I don't seem to go higher than this.
I don't know.
I don't seem to go higher than this.
Okay.
You get out of the way, maybe? I don't know how it's going to help, but...
of
a
I don't quite have the range.
Oh, fuck, that was loud.
I don't know what it's happening, oh I don't have enough spirit I don't know.
Oh, it drains the water.
one drains the water for a short period of time and then I don't know what to do after
that because I think it's filling back up is it?
Oh I ran out of spirit.
this for a cube. Any chests under the water? I don't think so. Oh, will I be able to go
under this now or like what's the plan here
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa easy easy easy
holy easy
what am i lifting this for
I looked it for what?
Something happens.
I don't know what to do here.
I'm really confused.
This just caps out up here every time and this one doesn't do anything because I already
drained it.
I have no clue.
Do the other one more?
Oh, I didn't train enough.
Wow, I'm an idiot I guess.
So what's the point of the other one?
What the fuck's the point of this one?
What is that one for?
This one's for nothing? It's just it's just here?
You drain enough water to access the second one?
Oh
I just agree with everything you guys say
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, whole family.
See, my inventory's full so I got a problem, what do I do?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Um, do you fight the red devil yet?
Yeah, that guy got shmoked it.
drop you drop 10 fruit
I'm gonna uh, uh, uh, I can upgrade a bunch of my gear with all this, um, gear bullshit.
If I wanted to kill him, just upgrade my rings and whatever.
Always fully use the items.
Pinkful's good.
No?
I could use some of the bloodstones I got for, um...
After getting my weapons.
Oh my god, I want to murder them all.
You having group pressure here is where it makes it easier?
It really doesn't.
If anything, it makes it worse.
But I don't know how ungrouped some kind of fucks.
You guys hard to kill?
You guys big men?
strong burly man or what got here I have no reason to kill these guys there's no
magic or anything in here
easy
no reason to kill anyone here there's definitely nothing there
I'm crazy how fucking much shit there is in this game like where am I going what am
am I doing? Why am I going here? As long as I get fast travel points, I don't mind.
Okay, wait.
Is that it?
Oh, hey.
Right?
There we go.
That's not it.
Whoa.
That plays cool.
They're fast travel, there is, but you have to kind of like unlock them.
Sometimes the fast travels are behind puzzles, sometimes they're not, sometimes they're just
little platforms you can pick up. I feel like I'm getting into territory where these mobs
are probably going to hit really hard. I don't think I'm supposed to be here. This place
just looks really cool. And I want to know who the city is.
Those were the orcs live?
I think I need to bring a bell here, so I can discover the map.
That tower looked so much closer.
Or is that a different tower?
I think it's a different power.
Are we cool here?
Yeah, we're cool.
Calfabe Castle.
This place has nothing to do with the Baron.
I think I did.
Certainly cool, but there's nothing in here.
Okay.
Well, that was disappointing.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Oh well.
I thought it was cool though.
Literally nothing here.
One of this game, like, you have to progress the main and go through the chapters, and if
you don't, if you go to these areas when you're not ready, or whatever, like, maybe
nothing exists, or just NPCs walking around, but they don't do anything, I wonder if
That's how that works, I don't know.
Can I ring this bell? Oh, I can.
Going up.
Lots of things are locked by the main store if you plan to explore a lot.
Damn, that sucks, okay.
So I really do have to just focus the main story because I like in these games
I like going around and just like going to different points of interest and just seeing what's over there
But if I can't do anything there because I'm not at the main story then
Kind of pointless
And I'm not even ring this fucking bell
I think the others could be close make sure to find all my friends too
Now I can see the whole map, or not the whole map, but you know, Calphate anyway.
Oh, there's question marks now.
There isn't any in the main castle, but I could see, oh my god.
Okay, so that got me, that had me explore this whole region to the right.
Who you can like look at it from across like because the map is so big right?
So if you explore the bell you can look at it and be like okay is this something that
looks appetizing to me?
I mean this is like a crisp like a diamond fucking I don't know the hell oh that's
probably the rocks falling from the sky.
the ancient riff.
What's this dude doing in Cal Fade? I don't know. I'm just
exploring.
Yeah, I know I'm not supposed to be here yet, but...
Ooh, looks cool.
Rates.
Oh.
There might be Rates here.
There's no way I could, uh, there's no way I could kill any of this stuff, I'm probably
in a very high-level area.
the
walk in the
There's no levels only gear I thought. Well, you level like your skills and stuff so there's levels. Like your skills equal damage. There's like a whole skill tree and stuff.
Why do I want to go to that race area?
Like I know I'm not supposed to and I'll probably die and it's like, but I want to go.
Like I want to go.
It looks so cool.
It's not that far.
Okay.
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay.
Nothing to lose?
Ooh.
New drip?
Oh, I could sell some shit finally, okay, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Get rid of some shit.
I was going to keep this cloak and give it to my other character.
I think she could use it, can't she?
I don't know. Maybe?
Why don't so many notes I can't sell? I just take up space for why?
of
I don't know.
Like this doesn't help.
Just discard the notes?
I don't think it lets me drop some of them either.
See, I can't discard these.
I can't discard any of these notes, and then here, I can't discard any of these, I can't
discard any of these either, but like, I have so much shit, for no reason.
Before I leave this area, I want to see if there's a fast travel somewhere, but there
should be a fast travel in town.
There really no fast travel here?
Ehhhhh...
Can you sell the notes to a vendor?
I'm telling you, I can't.
I have like 15 notes that I can't sell, nor can I discard them.
I just take up space.
I just try to discard them and I just try to sell them.
them and I just tried to sell them and I'm just fucking cursed. Okay there's no
fast travel here so maybe.
I'm going to that wraith area and you can't stop me.
That could be fast travel, it glowed for a second.
You're gonna do the bounties before you can sell them?
That's so ass, I should have never accepted them.
I'm hoping there's a fast travel right there, maybe.
I don't think you can freeze water in this game.
I don't... I think that's a challenge rock.
Yep, it's a challenge rock.
I have so many of these, these also take up a lot of space, but...
They should just...
I'll be honest, they should just give you unlimited inventory.
If you feed five enemies at once with the cannon.
How the fuck is the cannon?
We're going to the right spot.
of
the
Run!
Haya!
Unlimited inventory will be added with the next DLC, just axe them out for money. Brilliant.
How about not gonna freeze up here?
I think I might.
Oh, shit.
It's gonna...
What's that noise?
You don't die to cold, right? I'm gonna save just in case.
I don't think you die to cold.
I thought how that works.
I don't think Lantern, I don't think Lantern even comes on.
I have to fight anything difficult up here and there's already mods for inventory.
I might get them.
I seriously might because it is...
It's not like...
It's honestly, I think they managed to create an even worse inventory system.
Probably the worst one in any game ever.
Like, there's like fallout in Skyrim where it's wait, and that's kind of annoying, and you're like, fuck.
I'm so full all the time, fuck.
It's like that, but with even, like, less realism, I guess, it just doesn't make any sense.
You're just, you're buying sacks, and bags, and sacks and bags, and you're doing quests, and they're just giving you bags and sacks that slowly give you like, three to five space.
Nothing really has weight, it's just items. It doesn't make any sense. They look at actually
nothing. So a mod for like inventory expansion. Ignite the lantern to express the power of
the Blizzard in the surrounding area.
Is it lit? I don't know. Can't tell.
Makes you have to do side quests, that is true.
It does make you have to do side quests.
Which I think would be fine if the side quests were actually...
Oh, good.
Alright, I'm here.
I made it to the right zone.
Whatever this means.
I don't see no wraiths.
I just see a bunch of these things.
I'm taking damage.
Oh.
This seems like you go here for the main quest at some point.
You guys lied to me, you said I would die.
Do I have any warm clothes?
Okay, that's the same as mine.
No, you have no warm clothes.
That's alright.
Well, I got here.
I just want to look around.
Maybe there's like a chest or something.
I don't know.
Hey, there's a dude.
What's up?
What the hell are you doing in here? How are you alive?
You've done me a great service.
Oh, okay.
What?
I just saw, I saw a snowflake, I thought I saw something flying, I got all excited.
there's nothing here this was underwhelming again somehow I'm not dying anymore I
don't really this was probably a main story point so nothing again
Man I thought anything
This is a chapter 6 area.
Yeah, so far everything I've randomly explored has blocked fine chapters, which makes me a little bad, but
That's right. It is what it is
My magic tells me nada
Don't lantern
Okay, maybe this is relevant.
There's so many.
Uh-oh.
Uh-huh.
uh okay they don't like when I turn on lanterns I guess oh shit
um
why are they flying I can't hit these fuckers
That's curse.
Okay, so they don't like when I light their lanterns.
Noted. Everyone of these lanterns has a...
Oh, there's just everywhere. There's just a bazillion of them now.
They don't like that at all.
I can't kill you, so I gotta go. Okay.
Pleasure though, you guys throw your castle, whatever's going on here, why is it so dark?
Run, Zothz, run!
Oh, yep.
Well, at least I stalled for long enough.
Oh, okay, I'm not even mad.
I'm not even mad.
Are you kidding me?
At least I got a fucking fast travel point, dude.
That's huge.
It saves me so much time if I have to ever go back here.
I mean, will I?
Probably.
All right.
Okay.
Go do our main quest.
It's finally done.
Perfectly.
I was stalling because the main quest doesn't,
It's like time-locked and you could sleep to make it go faster, but I figured why not explore instead of sleep
in like a little disappointed with my exploration adventure, but
Sometimes you win some and sometimes you lose that was a loss
The map loaded an empty it's definitely bigger than it has to be a
Lot of these areas I'm going to have literally nothing
I look like an idiot.
my earrings though sleigh fuck yes lightning god damn
hey look at that we finished the chapter
ha ha ha
Three chapters are in this game, you know off the top there down ski
Well
Plenty of good lately, I actually haven't opened any match of cards recently
The last pack I opened was just...
...the Ninja Turtles.
Hey, my storage chest moved.
Hey, my camp looks different.
There's... things.
And a house.
Where the f***ing house?
Let's go!
Ah, damn!
Alright, where we going?
I don't know which way it would be faster.
You're looking forward to the new fable?
Yeah.
I think that game is going to own.
I actually think the new fable is going to be insane.
I know the game is literally going to slap so much ass.
I can't wait because it's kind of like a soft reboot to be honest
better than this I would
I if I was a betting man
I would I would put money down on that yeah I would
But I'm not a betting man, luckily. I do not gamble.
And that's not me just saying that I actually don't gamble.
I have...
I can actually tell you how much I've gambled in my whole life.
And you guys would be actually probably upset.
The ratio of gambling to money, it doesn't make any sense.
But, I do open my fair share of magic cards, like for example in my closet, or in my drawer
behind me, I have like $20,000 worth of just cards that I can't even open, so I definitely
Really gamble, just not that kind of gambling.
I gamble cards.
I gamble collectibles.
Shit, I kinda gamble comics too, actually.
They're starting to do these blind box things where you can get like rare pulls.
Hello?
I can't do this anymore! Do it yourself!
Hello?
I don't care about you or this bloody business! You can try touching those jaws!
My toe! I'm sick of this!
I've been napping the good to you!
Would you guys consider buying cards, gambling?
Yes or no?
Quit! Add all this yourself!
Oh!
You ungrateful shite!
Long time-
Yup!
I'm confused now.
The kilns here seem quite special.
Special? More like a masterpiece?
A marvel of ancient craft!
Big enough to swallow stones as large as a troll that-
I don't know if you don't plan on selling them.
Oh.
Well, yeah.
Wait, are you guys saying gambling's only gambling if you're trying to make a profit?
it's not something your average artificer could dream up this kind of work
isn't as easy as it looks still not blasting kills blown to bits now what
so why haven't you fixed it you think it's that simple fixing it is easy
finding the fuel for it is the real problem
I think any risk is different than betting money to make more money.
Okay, so you guys are saying gambling, gambling, like actual gambling is trying to make a profit
meanwhile opening like cases or loot boxes or cards or whatever.
That's just, you're doing it for fun because you're doing it for the love of the game,
you know?
You might love the card game that you play so you just like to open them so it's
not gambling.
Okay, that's fair.
But like, who's to say you can't gamble the same way you do with a magic card?
What if you just like to play Blackjack or something?
Right?
Isn't that kind of the same?
Like, aren't we just like, aren't we just like picking, picking at straws?
I don't know.
What am I doing?
Hold on, I'm just fucking cranking her for no reason.
Oh
Ah
Is this what I'm supposed to do?
What's going on here?
What am I doing?
actually though what I what I want a lot of me I need I need to crank this I need
to switch this which the switch to flip the switch what does that do okay one's
on
it
oh I see I see I understand and then I position it and then I
I flip the switch and then I can control the middle, I see.
Really making my brain work, huh?
Okay, and then I flip it to the halfway point.
And now...
If you're merely collecting cards, you would just buy singles, then it's not gambling.
Okay, well anyway, the point of what I was saying is, I like opening cards because it's
fun to see what I get, but I don't like gambling because it's not fun to lose my money.
Am I even doing this puzzle right?
I think this is right, I guess we'll find out in a second.
And I think when I crank her, it should all light up in a nice little line, there's all
the- everything.
Ah fuck.
Okay, now I crank her?
Crank her this way?
Oh, no, oh wait, do I, do I do this in here?
Oh no.
Oh god.
Oh god, I think I did the puzzle wrong.
What did I do wrong?
They're lined up.
No?
Is it like lined up like shit?
Maybe?
Like, did I line it up like ass?
Oh
Okay
Yeah
This game looks like a long puzzle. There's a lot of puzzles. I actually think a lot of people
really appreciate that because like
I don't like
A lot of games have puzzles, but they just like
Tell you the answer this game. It does actually give you some proper hints
Um, but there's no way to tell you the answer which is kind of cool
It's not like the puzzles are that hard, maybe they get really hard, but it's cool to see
a game not 8 or 2.
I should have read that.
Oh fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, um, this piece?
Okay.
No way. Do I gotta fucking slam it with my green shit?
No way. I'm coming!
To slam you!
I'm looking for...
I don't am I looking for this piece I'm missing this piece
Nope, not that one.
get out.
I was trying to kill someone.
Uh, this?
Not quite, hold on.
Okay.
Other way, I think.
Sorry.
Yeah
I'm not doing a
Fucking
Jor I guess
Over here see visions are so weird
All right, what am I fixing next
Reconnect the cable I'll mean electrician where do we got the break
I mean it oh got it got it no one else could do this really wait I'm strong as fuck
I swear I'm not playing war with me single player edition we're gone why are we mom
But you old into the kid you know which one that one got a boss
You guys like this game you guys should play where with me seriously
Uh, we're watching the ball.
There.
Oh, oh, hold on, hold on.
Don't close them on him yet.
One side.
Put my ball in.
One ball.
In.
Two ball.
In.
Punch it.
Please get out of the way.
Hey.
Yeah.
and
Let's go!
Wait, is there more?
Oh wait.
Is there more balls?
I think there's more balls.
What's wrong here?
would you recommend this game I if you are a high roller yes I would say if
you're on the fence about any game and you're always saying listen is it gonna
I'll say this for every game. If you're ever on the fence of saying,
Would you recommend this? Do you think I should get this?
If you are ever thinking that, you probably shouldn't buy the thing that you're thinking about.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I know that's like, an insane tip that you've probably never heard of before.
Yeah, that kind of applies to everything.
Oh, I'm missing a ball where?
One ball.
one ball probably on the other side of this right here
that's fine
is it on the other side of this one?
no
what?
uh
That it?
I go out and light over there?
I kind of disagree because you've had 20 hours to test it while we don't, it's interesting.
I mean, what I will say is what people have said before is like, yes, the game does get
better.
But it hasn't gotten much better from the beginning, it's still kinda...same.
Damn, shit.
I'm fighting David.
You guys take my ball?
I like it back, please.
Oh, you're so fucked, buddy.
That was a big drop, wasn't it?
But in my honesty, I feel like this is a great game to pick up on sale if you're on the fence
about it.
Because you have tons of content that you'll be able to play this game for a while.
You'll be able to probably play it for years.
What the hell is the name of this line?
Dude, I don't know where this ball is, obviously.
I have no clue where the last ball is.
Maybe I don't need it.
Maybe that's all I need.
The other eye.
I already checked all the other eyes, man.
All six of them.
What other eye?
I'm gonna crank her.
I'm gonna work.
I'm gonna crank her. I'm gonna work.
Okay, no, I'm not.
All right, man.
Fuck is it?
That be it?
I don't know if these things like glow like magic.
I don't know if they have a magic glow.
Oh, I think I just saw it.
They do not have a magic spell.
Oh, easy.
Relax, relax. Stop running. Stop running.
Five days no one cares about this game?
Oh yeah, that's how single player games work, man.
That's exactly how they work, actually.
You play them and then you forget about them for the next six years.
And then you go, you know what? I want to play this game again.
You nailed it!
haha it's working well no not just well perfectly you have my thanks you're
welcome I know I'll make one just for you I never made in no time and you'll
not be disappointed hey hold on I played Casey
for 10 years
You my friend need to play some more games. That's all I'll say. I mean that's cool, but
Kingdom come deliverance for 10 years that I
Mean shit, I play Counter-Strike for 10 years, but I also played it
professionally so
And I'm not saying I'm better than you when I say it like that I'm just saying like I understand
kind of
wait for the right time
okay
night time really
well fast travel
You forgot to mention he wins lands in KCD. Yeah, but yeah, you should have mentioned that, yeah.
What's that in here?
Dust Squad, hey.
Where the Azeroth, baby?
Nothing here. Nothing here for me.
I had some alien shit.
Oh yeah, I guess I should always try to kick stuff, huh?
Or like punch it? See.
I always forget to punch shit. I don't think there's anything else.
One hot pocket from his mom, you won $1 million. That's not true, actually.
I have won a total of, I think, 400,000 in Counter-Strike, so very far off, actually.
I think my whole Counter-Strike career I've probably made from competing alone, like salary plus winnings?
You know what? Actually, let's see.
I've probably made like 300,000 from T9 and then like 500,000 from competing I
guess
That's my that's my counter strike career
That was fun
You have to wait two days
23 hours
500k from prize money? No, it's, I think like, 3-400k from prize money, but stickers and majors?
So, like, that was a lot, like, a lot.
Like, every major, each player would, depending on their deal, would get like, 20-40 thousand dollars from stickers.
Just depends on like, the deal that they had arranged with their org or whatever.
Okay, well I gotta wait three days, so can I skip time here?
Is that...
Can I skip three days time?
Is that a possibility?
If you go to him, you could time skip.
Oh.
Bastard!
Busted why is that even enough weird
What's the importance of that I wonder gotta be an important
About bloody time it's finally done
You're here!
Finally!
You had a good deal?
Me?
When I competed?
Fuck no.
No.
That's it yourself.
Might take a bit of muscle.
With those arms, you shouldn't have much problem.
Thanks.
Ha ha ha!
Ha!
might take a bit of muscle with those arms you shouldn't have much problem thanks
I unfortunately competed in the time where um money was like when I quit
playing is that's when the money and Counter Strike started a really sky
rocket I was there for like the beginning of Counter Strike where it
was kind of like like for CSGO anyway. It was kind of like shit.
Name the mysterious pot. Is that the one that's underneath?
Oh, no, I probably cranked this.
Frank.
Using Ray reconstruction, I am. I actually think the game looks so bad without Ray reconstruction.
I don't care how much frames I lose the lighting actually looks decent with it on
I go in there
Maybe I keep cranking
I was right there just one more click
You can make more pots in addition to the main quest roars if you need to dispatch a
mission to the workshop for an improved introduction once the mission is complete you can see them
in your supply chest.
Okay, I wonder why.
What is this?
I still got the silly hat, huh?
Well, I haven't found anything better in it.
Sorry.
What is this place?
I didn't know the main story locks you, so I'm trying to rush the main story now.
Apparently a lot of the fun stuff in this game is locked behind the main story, so...
I tried to do some exploration myself and got nowhere.
story it is.
Open it again and the boulder will come right out. Use it whichever way you see fit
What
You'll acquire enhancing the portal as your craft coming from better performance complete the main quest in fact
You precious iron plane orks or witches to obtain recipes some recipes for parameter is like a best sells already have those
Okay
Is this an item? What do you mean, enhance the pot? What are we talking about here?
Materials, five iron ore, five timber.
It's an infinite space that defies the laws of nature, reshaping the very essence of materials placed within the new objects a single pot holds.
potential that surpasses every smith
huh I could put cells in the pot
or this is for the cubes
is this for the cubes from the worms?
Hold on, I have a couple of those.
What are the point of the queue?
There was soon to be a point where you have to explore to get stronger, but for now a lot of the main mechanism of this game remain locked in the main quests.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Everyone was saying like you got to get through like the first three chapters?
That's not true.
You have to get through, it looks like almost six chapters to...
Actually play the game. It's like I I love playing these games to like see something in the distance and go
I'm going there. I want to see what's over there, but I did that early ish
I didn't go very far to be honest. I kind of only went to like up here
But like there's there's nothing it's just empty. There's it doesn't let you interact with anything
So it seems like you do need to get through a
Certain bit of chapters before you can actually do that so I'm trying to get there
Hello, Andrew?
I found the dragon he had.
Have I found the dragon yet?
There's no dragon.
Okay, so where's the guy?
This guy.
Do I have some stuff?
They're like, banked up.
Why can't I plato?
Hello?
What's wrong here?
It's probably because I'm on this class.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
What exactly happened?
Ever hear of the glory of the leader?
Big name amongst brawlers.
Brutal place.
They settle things first to first.
No steal allowed.
When I walked over the bush in the woods,
not swear you on it.
He'd make a move during the hunt.
After all the time where it was,
maybe.
I hear the horses.
I hear the horses on those damn fish in this game.
They are pretty skinny, actually.
It compares them to the player.
They're very small horses, right?
They don't look so small when you have armor on them, though.
How'd you take off the shield? I didn't. It's just when I'm on my horse.
When I'm on my horse, it's on the side.
What else do you know about the arena?
They go face and around bridges, draw fighters from all across Paewel looking to test their
skills.
My trepiders with the pop and not discussing his buck, now the pop is pretty brutal, but
what entry does this game have?
I don't know.
You risk your life in every bout
Last time I went up the fighters got tracked out named beyond repair
Pounds they've watched it. Their own engine man.
Primer has it they've got a shortage of fighters on account of near killing every combative
Now he's a tough bastard even he can't take on an arena full of brawlers
I mean, we should have begged Coyne off Carl.
No, we can't go spending the can's fun cleaning up your ass messes.
If it comes to Coyne, we'll figure something out.
We ought to try and fix this by ourselves first.
I just think it takes so long to get out of this biome that it's probably going to take
like 40 hours to get out of this like starter area.
No leniency, not for this.
Should we tell them the offer?
Alright, what do you want?
All we need is a crowd whipped into a betting frenzy.
Nenek?
One of you goes and fights in his place.
I'll throw down.
It's settled. We'll see you inside.
I mean three times in the arena do I just like go in or pick up the house who's the
host are you those are you the fuck's the house you do we have another challenge
You must get an arm.
Uh...
Okay.
I like when the story mixes with the gameplay, it's just that this game treats the story
like some massive MMO. I mean you could just say it's a bad story it doesn't... you know.
Fucking good smoke.
I like how the HP looks like it's a like a fighting game.
Alright.
I don't think they're trying to be like a different genre of game.
I just think they don't know how to make a good story, and that's all right.
It's just bad, isn't it?
Fucking step on his- fucking step on his head! What are we doing?
Am I winning big money for this, sir?
This probably works like the arm wrestle where I do it once more and I'll fight the
champion, dude.
What?
You give me one two times?
What happened?
You should have another go.
Huh?
There's no way I died in two hits.
Someone has to do something about them.
You used a skill.
You used a skill. An illegal move.
You had DQ'd?
Oh, I say. No later.
Can't it's a joy in the next pass?
Fuckin' DQ.
I don't know what I did.
Is it because I dodged?
Maybe I'm not allowed to dodge, because that's what I did.
I did I hit alt to dodge maybe I'm just supposed to hold only left there's a
patch live right now what's the best I'm gonna do one more so it might be a
champ. That guy looks like a champ.
of the patch and then I'll tell you that there's nothing different probably
I'll do it
they had a decent main story isn't sad to me this is gonna sound really sad but
But I don't care about the main story being that bad.
I don't care at all.
To me, it doesn't matter if it's like,
kind of a 10, amazing, sick, writing, everything.
I do not care.
It's an equally insane story or a mid-story
is on the same level to me as like a human being.
I don't know why, that's just how my brain works.
I don't care.
I don't when I play a game. I want it to I want it to play well like I want to have fun playing the game
I don't care what is being the apps to me ever
All right, we're starting to download big they're patching the whole game. They're fixing everything. Oh my god
You're not gonna be able to refund anymore
because you're going to be playing so much the game is not downloading how can
you be immersed into a half-backed story the story doesn't the story isn't what
immerses me what immerses me is playing my guy like playing my guy having a
builds and fighting other guys, and my team is bugging out what's happening.
It's like stuck on zero.
You're the target audience then? For this game I am kind of the target audience
because I don't care about a fully baked story. I don't even care about like
things being super rich I just want to I just want to kill shit and get cool
weapons and armor and upgrades and then kill some more shit that's all I want to
do the problem is the game doesn't like at least now we're still not at the
point where I'm getting that dopamine yet I haven't gotten a lot of dopamine
hits from getting cool shit or finding cool shit the dopamine's still a
little low. I'm hoping if I bang out six chapters I could start getting that dope
where I like find like a cool set of ruins and I'm like ooh breath of the
wild style like let's go finish the thing to get a something cool maybe you
know
How many hours are you up to? I'm only up to 16.
I just hope the bosses aren't all as bad as the devil guy. That boss was so
poorly made. He didn't even look cool either. It's not like what was happening
was cool it was just ass so I hope that was just the first boss and the next ones
are cooler
You
Monkey's gonna make him tweak I have a feeling I'm gonna kill the monkey
I don't know what this monkey is, but I have a feeling dude
You guys thought I would die to the devil like I didn't do anything
He just all he did is just teleport around like an idiot. He did nothing. He didn't do anything. I
Bet you this monkey, you know what he's probably gonna do
He's just gonna slam stuff and I'm just gonna back up and then I'm ahead of he says slam more stuff
He gets one of them to back it up and then I hit him
That's what I think is gonna happen
That's just done
And you know the drill guy that drill guy also got fucked
That drill idiot. I haven't died to a boss actually
You know where my deaths- I haven't died to a single boss yet. You know where I've died?
Ball damage.
That's where I've died.
And killing myself with explosive barrels. Those are my two primary sources of death.
But I will die to a boss soon. I know it's gonna happen, obviously. Obviously the bosses are gonna get hard, they're gonna like surprise me.
But it hasn't happened yet.
Okay, we're on game version 1.00.03 instead of 2.
Oh, I can confirm the patch is live.
What did it do?
Hello?
Yeah, we can go.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Um...
Can I get back to you in three minutes?
I don't know. I just want to go into the game for a second.
Close so I can see.
I'm supposed to do that.
Nah, we have an appointment.
So Hannah was telling me like, hey, are we skipping it or like what's going on, and so...
I just want to load in the game and see if anything's different.
I don't know what would be different. Why would I think so?
But I can't look at my... I can't look at my keybinds until I'm in the game.
I want to know if anything changes with the keybinds or something.
I think everything is the same, I don't know what the patch was, but I think it's...
Wait, there's an extra button here.
Credits, I think.
Wait, there was, I swear an extra button got added.
Am I crazy?
Is it photo mode? What got added? Photo mode, maybe?
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, well, it's cool, I guess.
Okay, so they added photo mode.
That's new.
Nooo...
I think that's it.
Honestly, thank you.
of
I don't know. I have no clue.
That's okay. I need to go. I need to leave.
I need to- I need to go.
GG's. I'll be out tomorrow.
I guess I'll play this again tomorrow.
Like I said, my goal is to get to the part where everyone wants me to get, which is finishing chapter 6.
And then once I finish chapter 6, apparently the game opens up a lot more.
But I'm still having a good time, even though like, it's kind of like average.
It's still kind of fun, like I'm still enjoying exploring the world and shit, so it's like that.
I don't know, bad time. I'm still having a good time. I'm going to play it a little bit more.
It's growing on me a little bit every time I play it, but it's not like, I haven't,
the hook isn't there yet, but I'm hoping maybe the next play through
something will latch on and I'll be like holy shit I get it now but anyway I'll
be on a more morning do you guys there 8 30 or 9 GG's have a good night stay safe
I gotta go