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What is going on in this chat, what's happening?
Oh, every time I start my stream, everyone argues.
I don't know why.
um that's just yeah that's just going on
it's very very normal that the dream will start and then everybody will argue for a little bit
But trust me, they'll get over it.
Ah, my coffee is done though.
I'm gonna give my coffee really quick.
You see Epic let go of a thousand employees?
How do they have that many employees?
I wanna know.
How many fucking employees do they have?
They let go of a thousand?
How many do they have?
Crazy.
Oh, I gotta go and plan on YouTube.
Actually, I'm gonna let my YouTube start up,
and then I'm going to...
I know my computer research is going to open everything up hold on uh, year?
All the devs that beat you in the tournament, yeah.
All the devs that beat you, yeah, the beat us in the VRG.
I can't believe they still have so many employees that even let go.
Not like it's failing, I just mean like it makes sense why so many people are getting
They're getting rid of people in the industry, it's because it's so bloated.
I'm on YouTube.
Alright, I'm going to get my coffee.
So the best 360 game hands down that is kind of the vibe you get when you play it, huh?
Dude, I love that. I love that we're entering an era of like, just making games to be games.
The era of 360 games was so- it went so hard.
All you did when you played 360 games is like they were so bad, but they were just games.
You just played them. That's all.
I wish my loading screen took longer. I don't be honest. I feel like it loads too fast and I don't get to hear that song.
How am I? Oh, that's right. I was looking at the Coco Land or whatever.
I wanted to try something, because apparently...
Oh, fuck you.
Please, please, don't leave.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Thank you.
All right, so this is a new area.
Wonder where the bell is to discover the map, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like like KCD too, I have, but not very much.
I like easy to do too is cool, but the combat is so uninteresting to me.
I like collecting mythical things, I like collecting magical things, whimsical things.
carrying like a sword into another sword into a broad sword into a long sword into a
another sword you know what i mean that part kind of bores me a little bit in kcd2 but the game
was really good like everything else was about the game was sick but yeah that part bored me big time
i'm gonna start the stream by just walking around what did i say i was gonna do
I said I was going to go do something today.
Oh I think I was going to hire more Dramian guys.
Can you play much more nice and serrated for the season started now?
Oh, waterfall rune.
Waterfall dives.
I mean, you can't actually- oop!
You can't actually go in all of them, but still fun to check.
My goal is to just collect as many of these cubes as possible, and...
eventually I'll get skill points. Like, I'm not actually focusing doing them.
They have a bunch of stuff that's like a shield challenge, a longsword challenge, but I'm just collecting them all and then at some point I'll just decide fuck it, let's bang them all out.
There it is pretty cool.
Is that the quest tower?
Has the story started to get interesting yet? No. It's not gonna. That's not gonna happen.
Oh, I guess we're gonna kill some bandits real quick.
See you guys.
Holy shit. That right click is so strong.
Hell yeah.
Hey my dog's actually here.
Go!
Alright.
Can I go in here?
There's really big waterfalls, three of them.
There's usually a little... Oh, is that an entrance? What is that? That is nothing.
I don't think I can enter any of these because they don't have the little guy.
That looks like a little guy.
I think I can enter one of these.
Let's go in.
classic. A room. Oh, wait, those are Slay's shoes. Oh, it's for her, that's why. Lay is
fuck oh my god I really want to play that character but I don't have
something else here
You can't put cliffing heels?
Apparently not.
My food, not your food.
You're a cat.
Yeah, so like this little symbol right here indicates if you can go in a waterfall.
it's got a little like person
that's why I don't even bother to go through like these or these
they don't have the little person
where am I?
The multi-character thing is such a weird dynamic.
It definitely is, um, I just kind of ignore it for now, I guess.
I feel like maybe it'll be a little bit more interesting when you finish all of Cliffs' story
and you've like, maxed him out?
Cause then you're like, okay well now what?
And you're like, alright well let's do Damian's story or whatever.
But I have a feeling their stories are not going to be nearly as long as Cliffs' story.
So, the dynamics will be on.
I don't know where I'm going, I'm just running around.
I hope I can show you some new goofy ass outfit.
All good!
All good now, no?
I'm not doing any quests right now, I'm just distracted.
I think this is the best I've ever looked.
Are you in Chapter 5? I'm Chapter 6. I heard you don't want to beat Chapter 7 too early.
I don't know if that's true though, I don't know if I can confirm or deny, but I heard
And if you beat Chapter 7 early, you lose a lot of side quest potential, which I don't
really care about that much, but I don't know, it's more back slots.
the hell's the point of this?
I don't know if this is a puzzle or just I don't know if this is anything to be honest
I don't know if this is something you go to later I don't know if this is a puzzle now
I don't I I'm not sure I don't my heart is telling
me this is nothing relevant right now. This might be something later. There's like these
rocks and stuff but yeah I don't think this is anything.
I did see something up there, a magical item or something.
Oh yeah, I wanted to try CPU encoding today and see if CPU is better than GPU at foliage.
I've always been curious about that.
I've always been curious about encoders, and GPU is like really efficient.
But CPU, from what I remember, ten years ago, I remember CPU being extremely good
at like the little fine details. I wanted to try it.
The fast travel?
What?
Maybe this is a puzzle that can only be done at night.
It's getting dark.
Where am I?
Sounds of time.
I have a weird feeling this is related to the main story.
I just, that's my hunch.
Can I stream in 1440? No, it's really bad.
You don't want to do that. It's big bad right now. It's big bad meta.
What the fuck are these guys?
Earth? Gord'sman.
School?
I think that's cool.
I wish my dog was here.
Shit, he has pet.
I need a mod for that.
Okay, those guys seem useful to farm.
They drop artifacts, and they drop the stuff to make more...
There's no way you're running up that wall at once.
Fuck, do you think you are?
I think only the elites drop good stuff, though.
These ones.
Oh, the flowers?
Oh.
Can I pick every single one of these individual flowers?
Flowers are good for alchemy, so they're down.
Oh shit...
I'll feel harder.
Oh my god, that was so close!
Oh my god, there's so many of them!
OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM!
HOLY SHIT!
THERE'S LIKE FUCKING EIGHT OF THOSE GUYS!
HOLY SHIT!
Okay, now there's a little mark.
A lot of men.
Where am I?
There's so many of them still!
Holy fuck!
Holy fucking fucking fuck!
Okay guys, I get it, I'm in your land, I'm not supposed to be here.
I'll leave.
Come on.
Can I face them one at a time though?
It's just one.
Holy fuck, I sent him one.
two games games frustrating but like makes you take combos you just have to take them
I don't want to fight you for some reason I will.
I'm gonna need to get some meat after this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just keep hitting me for sure.
It's all good.
We'll just try it.
It's like a turn-based game.
Don't worry, I've just got to forcefully take it.
Oh.
Guys, we're gonna have to get some heat after this.
Why did you go that way?
Or what?
I'm dead.
I don't think these things stop spawning.
I'm gonna need some meat after this.
I just need to go hunting or something.
I'm fucking out.
Oh, they dropped asuric too.
I'm in love with my pendants.
Oh, they dropped diamonds!
Oh, that's actually really good to know.
Anyway, these guys might be a little too hard right now.
Good loot though.
Where am I?
You've gone too far.
But there's some magical essence here, so I don't know what it is.
But I think they'll protect it, in which case I might be fucked.
Yeah, I think they do.
I'm gonna try to run past there really, and I'm just...
Holy fucking shit.
Holy shit, fuck.
Oh my god there's so many of them.
Alright guys, this is your home I get it, I'm outta here.
I'm gone.
See you later.
That is an insane amount.
If you get really strong, and you can kill those elites in like one shot,
that would be a really good farm for like, basic, like diamonds,
Diamonds and it's...
And that's your ride and all that shit.
I don't know if diamonds are easy to get, but those guys drop a fuck, so...
So that probably means they are easy to get.
Just put a marker on one.
Remember.
There's more?
Get me out of here. I don't want to be here.
Please get me out of here.
I don't want to be here any more.
I want to go home.
Oh my god, where am I going?
I'm going deeper.
Oh my god, there's more.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, what?
Where'd my HUD go?
What's happening?
What?
What the fuck's going on?
Uh, okay.
That's an out-of-bound area, I guess.
The Hex Sanctuary, okay.
I was gonna do this quest, right?
I want to get some more men.
Yo, I have no fast travel over there. Like, what are we doing?
Did you try the Atumbra Sword Boss yet? Yeah, he's dead.
Hmm?
He knows.
He knows it's a trap.
Okay.
This ray reconstruction worth it?
I mean it makes the game's lighting significantly better, but...
Really?
Okay, this is not the right way, taking the long way.
Okay, I'm not convinced this title is a good idea.
What?
I'm the Black Spirit.
From BDO?
That's what, dude, that's what I think this game is all about.
I think secretly you are the Black Spirit.
And that's what the game's trying to tell me.
All right, we're going to get companions, that's my plan.
Could that be a fast travel, because I don't have any fast travels around here.
I should have fucking binoculars and data binoculars would go hard
oh I need me so I get to kill these guys real quick
What is happening?
Please. Thank you.
Now, they have nine pieces of grills. Oh, oh, stay there. Stay there. Stay there.
All these days
Please
All right good enough for me. I gotta find the bodies
All right, I just need a bunch of meat. I just spammed so much food
I think I killed more deer, but I don't know where they went.
It's...
Oh, that one?
Oh, that's a...
Okay.
It's so crazy that you could pick up centipedes and crickets and fireflies, like, okay,
same.
It's like everything in this game.
Wow.
Looks like your dog is broken and he isn't picking anything up.
Yeah, the dog is bugged right now.
Like a major bug.
He keeps spawning them in and resummoning them over and over and over again.
Oh, there's definitely a pastoral here, yeah?
Yeah.
God damn it, hold on, I'll get there Alright, side quest Andy real quick
Oh, which doesn't happen. Was it a purple flower?
I don't know. It's okay, mate.
I wonder why I can't hold blinding...
I can't hold blinding like longer than like half a second on your horse. Is that normal?
Is this the best looking game?
I feel like if it had better lighting, it actually could look quite alright.
The lighting's just really bad.
With yann's drunken rambling
Kill me. Well, you found a bunch of great maids
Yeah, oh click shit. It's all your bloody time. It's easy. Yeah, come on
Hello, you be yann who's ready? Oh
Perfect! Oh, clever! It's too long!
Clef, welcome to our little slice of tranquility.
You can change the bit.
Glad to see you again.
Seems even tranquility can be taken to the extreme.
Hold on, that's a bit unfair.
Oh, what he means to say is...
We all just need a break.
Hey, hey, look, we get it.
Why's it come?
Oh yeah, motivational speech. Get a clutch.
Comrades
You're very you've done. Let's go. They're the time room. They're all waiting grab the ale. Let's go
Is this a reunion then?
Yeah, looks like it's
We're getting tired of working the field anywhere
Is that it?
That's all I needed to do for these guys recruit them. That's free as fuck. I
Just had to walk up to them
All right, so I got more men
Can I get more men because I want a bunch of men at my camp
Let's see journal
Where would a book category would this be under?
Grammins?
Rescue the citizens of Fallenland.
Highly in meat.
Oh, Grammins Commissions, maybe?
Oh, excuse me, a bunch of medium bags.
Ooh, I should do that.
Um, anyway.
This one. Listen to the new rumor.
This one's gonna do it.
I see you go to town, you go to camp, you listen to rumor, they tell you where the men are,
you go and find the men, you bring them back to camp, and you're good.
I understand.
What are you planning to do with all these men?
Send them on missions.
I might choose them.
They must be here.
I've got some good news for you.
It seems word has spread to our comrades that we're looking for more and more focus saying
they've spotted Great Mercy.
We've got to track them down before we lose their trail.
While you do that, I'll gather more useful information on the whole hunt.
Let's expand our search area right away.
Very well.
But yeah, I'm trying to get more men because when you have more men you can go to this guy,
you can go to this guy and you can send him on missions, about to ask you when you're
heading out.
Like right now these guys are on a mission right now getting a grain for us.
And now I've, okay what kind of men did I get, Sylvan?
He's good on escort missions, wow, really good on escort missions.
Really good on mining and really good logger.
This is an escort mission, right?
Let me as well do this.
Let's give us a big, decent bit of money.
You can do that.
You can solo it, bro.
Wait, is that possible?
Now you need to.
Alright, you'll have this guy to support you.
What if I send all of them?
Oh, I get more money?
Oh, fuck yeah.
I'll send them all.
Remember? Go for it.
All right.
I'll see that everyone's well looked after.
All right, let's get more men.
This part of the game is interesting to me. I like the idea of it.
Like in case you're wondering why stuff is like controlled and you need to liberate it is because you need to liberate it so that you can
give it back to the people that aren't bandits or evil men and then you could go from your camp and you could send dudes on missions and like get...
I'm assuming you could probably get some rare stuff, but I have no clue.
Or it could just be for fun, but...
Um...
Uh...
Um...
This is main.
Build a wolf statue.
Light silver.
These quests that I have.
Where's the rumor?
Here?
Pfft.
Can you create your own town?
I mean it's kind of like you're making your own little town.
Like it does expand.
Like this is your camp and it used to just be like this hut and now it's like this little
post here, this post here, you have all that stuff back there.
Whoa, nice, nice, nice.
You have a stable back there.
So you do like five of this and you know, I don't know if this is the nearest one.
Maybe it was.
Did you kind of expand on it?
Okay, I need... I don't know where this quest is. These journals are... here? Oh, here?
Yes.
Wait for a sale, there's really no chance for FOMO as a single player.
I mean, yes and no.
FOMO does still exist, right?
Because like, if you are really interested in the game, it might mean that you're
watching it a lot and if you're watching it a lot then you might see stuff that
you're like man I kind of I would rather do it than see it you know what I mean
fobo fobo even in single-player games is absolutely a real thing
I need this copper. I just can't see it. How the fuck am I supposed to get it on the wall?
Is there some tech I'm missing to get stuff on... on... on sides of mountains like this?
Okay, punch it.
Hold on.
I got the hang.
I got the hang, hold on.
I don't have the hang.
That was cool, I've never seen that in a mission, um, I'm just gonna punch it and maybe that'll
work.
Clearly nothing else is working.
Put your damn bow away, man.
I wish I could un-equip the bow fully, like I just don't, I don't want it.
I even want it as an option.
Be gone.
Use this ass fucking dog.
How are you not getting pushed back after? I'm only resist.
The queue is the button.
Yeah
Passions creed with red dead redemption. Yeah, it's a good way of looking at it. I guess yeah
Okay
That tickles your fancy
They fix the graphic
Artifacting on the edges of the screen and textures everywhere
Uh, that might be a settings issue. I don't think that happens that often.
I definitely have had some artifacting. Don't get me wrong, but not that much.
Sounds like you're seeing it everywhere.
Men! Men! Men! Men! Men! Men! Men! Men!
Nice, Niel's ready.
Who's that you two are groping?
Rani!
I can't be!
Please!
Where have you been all this time?
Why don't we talk over there?
Yeah, it might be DLSS45, apparently, it is bugged, though.
I knew you were alive.
You look like you missed my cooking.
Have you been eating them properly?
I can tell you haven't.
Like the ancestors, he's quit fussing over me.
He's all yours now.
Oh, shut it.
Like a drunkard.
I wasn't drinking for no reason.
I needed the ale to drown out those memories.
What matters is that we're all alive.
You know what else matters?
Eating proper meals.
Three times a day, isn't that right?
And of course, finding the rest of our comrades.
Some of us have already reunited.
You serious?
Where is everyone?
Let's move our arses then.
Oh, DLSS45 doesn't support Ray Reconstruction yet.
Oh, is that why it tweaks out?
I see.
We have to go back now and listen to more rumors.
Yeah.
It's crazy to cop for an ally axe handhelds.
I mean this would probably be an insanely good game for handhelds in my opinion.
I feel like you would get, dude, the amount of hours you could get handhelds here would
be fucking NUCLIER.
I think it'd be a great pick up.
I don't know if it runs well on handheld though, might run like shit.
I
Want any more did I just get put them to the test they're keen for the work
Don't wait any get anyone thought I got a shaft dude
How many hours do these have left?
Two hours, 16 hours?
Oh, cause I just started it.
Look, don't tell me whenever you need to.
All right, is this the next quest that's marked the rumor?
Ooh, I don't know.
I think it's just marking random quests,
I'm not gonna lie.
here oh no it's not collect timber and stone more resources are needed to
gather more comrades help with the number here
like stone and I mean I have stone and timber is it just not enough I have
some in here and try to take it out
Maybe that's enough?
Uh, it might be an actual, like, specific thing I'm supposed to do.
No, it's a mission for your comrades.
Ohhhhhhhh.
That makes sense.
Amber?
Sawmill?
Well, I have, I mean, I'm gone, so.
So it would be this one.
And I would need some grain which I have and some money which I'll get when they come back
from their mission.
Or I could just deposit money.
Um...
Well, in two hours I could send two dudes.
Put them to the tent.
We'll always be ready.
Uh, I could sleep.
Or I could just do something else too.
me and where's the cookery? Oh there she's here! What's that? Is that a burger? Yo did they have burgers back then?
Yeah he sells good ass food I'll be honest.
He sells good ASU.
I could cook something up for you.
You'll be too wi-
Ah, no!
Before you get too hungry.
Back then, this was fantasy.
Yeah, but like it's still grounded in some reality. No? Disagree?
Nothing like getting 11 cover pouches. Let's see. Okay, where's my, where's my
cook off like my cook like there it is
okay well met friend
I can make better pieces of meat but
we're not there yet these aren't bad
usually I just spam these cuz like 180
health and you could just spam the fuck out of it. That's usually what I do. It's pretty efficient.
You could do this one which is like PERBAL efficient.
What kind of meat would you get if you improvised and you got one of every
you got one of every meat? Oh these are both fine meat.
I feel like 1x is overtuned. Yeah, it's definitely the best thing to do.
It's for... Like I just climb?
For efficiency sake? Like, saving time? This is the best for sure. Just make 82 of these bad boys.
And then you're just so good forever. You just spam the fuck out of it.
There's other stuff that's good though, like, these soups are pretty good.
But then you need lentils. The meat's just so free.
Like, look at how much meat I'm making.
Great.
It has to expire this game right now.
Now we have 122 pieces of steak.
Yee-haw-haw!
the
uh...
all right will be so these guys to go to our spoken at what i said what i do to
stall for two hours
I
Can explore I could do quests actually
We'll just do some quests to get some bags I like bag space
I don't have any loot to buy, bro. I wiped my Arc Raiders account and barely played. I have nothing to buy.
Hey, but I respect the RMT Hustle, man. I respect it. You got big cojones. You got big cojones, I respect it.
That game is so plagued by RMT. It's crazy. Insanity. I am a little worried about that
game's future a little bit. I-I-I-I-I-I- I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...
Because like they, they're very, Arch-Riders is very much about quality when they put
out like when they put out something big but I I'm starting to think people don't
give a fuck about quality they want quantity they want to be drip fed so
much content and I don't know if our creators can keep up to the masses of
people's like expectation it's concerning for sure like I did I dare
I say there's a world where marathon outlives are there's a it's I don't know how likely
it is but there is a world
I really tanks your channel
I was minding more or not auto pick up the war, I don't know.
It is what it is.
Are you talking to you?
I'm talking to you?
I'll do it.
Someone just played both Marathon and our Raiders, our Raiders.
That's crazy auto-correct.
I see Marathon's having more legs underneath it content-wise.
Hey, run!
It's just like a more hardcore game, so...
I know a lot of people think they don't like hardcore experiences, but...
What hardcore extraction shooters give you is more...
...length, right?
Because now your grind is a little bit longer,
you're struggling a little bit more, and then that leads you to play it more.
She said our graders will have that I think I think marathon is really really good
I think there's a very good chance that it starts to pop off to be a late to be a late
Flimmer.
Give me your bag, sir.
Is that it? Did I get the bag?
Yes I did.
Www.com
Over 5 thick hides. I think I have 5.
That's also gonna be a bag.
I'm down.
I'm trying to get some bag space.
So I'm just doing some side quests while my men are on a mission.
Marathon released their end game content and no one cares after two days.
No, they do care. They're just playing and they can't really get there.
Like, the Giga gamers did everything, but that's like less than 1% of the people.
The normal players are still grinding to try to get through it.
More polished gems than usual have come my way today.
The reason why it seems like Marathon has their big update and nothing really happened is because...
I'll be here if you ever need lassi char.
It's like you can't just load up and...
Like you can't just go like, oh shit, Marathon got big endgame content, let me go play.
No, you have to go in, you gotta grind, you gotta do the loop.
And if you try to do the end of the content, you're gonna be too bad to even do it like you're gonna just suck ass
So like people have to work their way through it, you know
I can work every bit as well as the younger folk
Age hasn't told my strength one bit
Where the fuck is this guy?
No, well, no, we're five thick hides to the tannery you
what what tannery
eh
like oh you're civilized as a rock do I gift maybe I gift it to this guy a good
day and all that I'm in a good mood against a
maybe you gift it maybe I don't know I'm not sure but it says toad smith tannery
ah yes and you come up I don't know I don't know what you're doing here I'm
I don't really understand what you're saying.
You interact with the table?
You have five hides?
Great question.
No, okay, maybe that's why it's not prompting me.
I do my... that's a good call.
That makes sense.
If it's not prompting me, it's probably because...
I don't have it, I guess.
What tell me when my dudes are back from a mission or do I have to go from the camp every single time?
Oh, here's a rumor. Is this the referring to comrades? What do you got?
The opinion missions auto-repeat until you run out of maths or money.
What?
Why?
That doesn't sound right.
Does that mean I should- that's annoying as shit, let's all- oh, they're done.
Did you tell me they're just gonna go again?
I wouldn't do that.
I shouldn't cancel.
I think I didn't have enough materials to do it again.
That's the right way. It's probably a road, but...
But it's kind of annoying that it auto starts if you have the materials and if you don't it cancels.
I feel like that's...
Here.
There's just no way this is the right way. Oh no, it kind of is.
You tried Cryo Archive in Ranked in Marathon? Yeah, Cryo's sick. That map is really cool.
I've heard Ranked in Marathon has not been too great.
Not clear right now. Ranked in an Extraction Shooter game. Who could have seen it coming?
Who could have seen it coming?
Ranked it ever good? I know. I know. Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants Ranked in the extraction
game. It doesn't make any sense. So, like I said before, I hope they pulled the plug
on it, because I still think it's a bad idea.
And then it's really awkward when it like, it's like ranked on weekends, but then
it picks a map like what if you don't want to play perimeter then the grey
man's you know like from their stuff
gray man's where did they go I've been out you can still catch them if you
hurry
Greetings, stranger.
What's the matter with you?
Oh my god, not man! Usually it's men, not this time.
Greetings.
I knew you wouldn't die so easily got my fucking thanks for making it throat
lit we were on our way to calcide I've got a few friends there willing to help
us
though it really is a miracle that we're still alive
I'm a bird.
You're here with me today.
Some of us have already come together.
So it's not the end for us yet?
Definitely not.
What are we waiting for then?
Shall we go?
Let's go back.
There we go.
Tell us, Cliff, how many...
Do we have a place to call home?
You'll know when you get there.
all right we got more men men men and a woman this time oh the bag is always a
key I'm gonna steal this key so why I don't know why not and then I'm gonna wait
so no one sees me
All right, I just realized we have a quartermaster.
It still wants me to collect.
I think I'm good on the reuniting here.
Oh shit, I didn't see this. Donate 50 silver, donate 125 weapons.
Donate 125 weapons? Who the fuck do you think I am?
Anyone know...Traddle go back to play Marathon? Yeah! I mean, at some point!
Oh, it's 125 weapon points. Oh, it's not literally weapons.
All right, my guys should be back.
Are they?
Oh, they are.
That's right.
So now I need to clear the Timbermoss sawmill, uh, but I need moneys.
I wish I could donate money through here.
Hold on.
I need cash flow.
Donates.
Ember boss sawmill.
Bang.
We get 1.1k woodshed every more just for the fuck of it.
Honestly? Probably not.
Isn't really worth it.
Weird thing.
Fuck, I need more money for more food.
Uh, well, I should donate more.
I mean, I'm close to the 50...
I'm close to the 50 plus contribution or whatever.
Cabbage farm?
Yeah.
We'll do a little cabbage farm here. Bang, bang. And then we'll throw in the
Comrad for a little bit extra goodies. There you go. Alright, so we got a little
bit of a thing going.
What is this on my map, from what I was having?
Okay, I'll see it.
Alright, I set my dudes everywhere.
We're happy.
We're healthy.
Okay, we could go do something else.
God, where do I go?
Decisions, decisions.
It's a medium bag.
The board this map is huge.
It's massive like it's it's it's not just like hundreds of hours massive.
You know how you could like play a pretty big game, and it's hundreds of hours, but you know, it's kind of you just going in circles, or it's really dense, you know, like there's a lot in one area.
This game isn't really like that, it's more like they sprinkle it in a very, very, very large map.
Because I've definitely played open world games before where I've gotten hundreds of
hours in it, but they're not like particularly big.
They just end up feeling bigger because you're just doing a lot in one little area.
This game you're not so much doing a lot in one little area, you're doing a lot over
a very, very big area.
a lot of fast-traveling a lot of running
hello
is there anyone who can help me yeah man I just want your bag you'll hear about
the bandits that's right they came barging in and took whatever they could
grab try do you want to take a horse I got a horse
All right, cool
All of us are a little jumpy now, but it's hard not knowing if they'll be back
It's a huge relief to know that you'll help
If they turn up again, I'll get word to you straight away
Thank you truly
Okay
What is this? Oh, it's another shot.
Honestly, I should sell some shit. I think I have a bunch of bullshit.
I actually don't have as much bullshit as I thought.
random earrings
Alright, we're doing quests for bags, so my inventory's...
I'm getting more and more comfortable with my shitty inventory space here.
Oh god.
Go back?
Oh my...
Look like a fastball.
You happen to fight a berry yet?
Yeah.
Only one though.
I've only seen one bear.
Well, I've only seen one bear.
How did you get so much meat?
I went on a fucking gilling spree, that's what I did.
I absolutely murdered...
...the wildlife.
Oh, Rhombund. Alright.
Alright, sorry.
the name inform you talk to them I'm sure the folk at the apothecary feel
safe but already building trust like this always pays off in the end good
work this will do wonders for reputation
I think I'll let them go once.
Hell yeah, alright.
Hell yeah.
Oh, wait.
Pierce.
Who the fuck is Pierce?
Why is there no one at the station?
Are you Pierce?
I was just thinking I could do some decent company.
Don't care. Pierce? Pierce? Pierce?
Uh, guys, I don't think Pierce exists. Oh, did I sign up on a mission? Is that how that works?
Oh my god, he might be...
He might be on a mission.
Looking for someone with speed, strength, or maybe a drinking mate.
Oh my god, he's on a fucking mission. Pierce, you motherfucker!
Looking for- remember, there's no mission in the-
We're not doing that.
How do I still have so many quests here? This is insane.
I'll do this quest for fun. A night request.
She's cool.
You can just cancel the mission if you want it to refunds you.
Oh, does it?
Nice.
I'll just have them do it.
There's so much shit in this game, I could do something else and come back later.
is this supposed to be the tutorial to teach you how to do this?
Fun. I don't know they have this quest.
right hopeful eyes her owner probably got off by bandits oh just keep waiting here clueless
if you care that much you should take her can't weather another of Andrews lectures
I already know getting attached will just hurt more hey why don't you take her
Sure, I'll have another dog.
Okay, so now I gotta work out this dog a little bit for the next few days.
Uh, here, have some meat.
You have cook- you like cooked meat?
Or do you only eat raw meat?
Here, have some cooked meat.
You know, I guess I'll work out this dog for the one I remember for my quest.
That's your phone.
Okay, trust 20.
Wait, does Grilled Meat give more than fucking...
Brawmeat? I think it does.
I don't know.
Bottoms up.
No, it's just this mission.
Oh, it just speeds it up more.
Wait, wait, wait!
Yo!
It's up for you!
Other...
Hell outta here.
Heh.
What is she looking at? What? Hell!
Whaaaaaat?!
They do that?!
That's fine.
Wait, it's not fine.
Think he's capped out actually I
Think he might be capped out maybe I could drop him a bone
Feed the homeless
You're about to have a pet old lady
Okay, I'm gonna try to drop a bone maybe
I don't know if that'll do anything.
I have bones, right?
Do you need any of the bones?
Does that help your trust?
Let's find out.
Ah, fuck, this dog's maxed. I need to wait.
Okay, we'll do this quest when I...
I can't believe that just happened.
I can't believe that fucking...
I'd make it out.
What's going on?
I had someone to help me.
I was just thinking out loud.
My head's been full of worries of late.
The Nars River fishing grounds are seen as business and business.
You obtained a dog from the mission and a single day, and other dogs take two days
that maxed out for me, so I don't know what they did.
gap out so I thought sir what if we raised a statue of the goddess of plenty
it'll be a nice addition to the scenery and stand as a symbol of fortune and
prosperity two birds with one stone as they say if you would lend me your
strength I see you properly reward her to pet them in the feet of again I just
tried that he's kept out he is gapped out
construction select a region was that just a tutorial oh my god you know
request hold on we need a bag how is there even more missions than when I
started what's going on here who is Tina here if you're passing by could you
lend me a hand as a customer waiting on this hat it took longer to make than I
I expected so I haven't been able to deliver it yet rather the dog could be tamed all at once
I don't know what to tell you man. It's kept out the shop
If it's just me do it deliver it for me literally kept I
Know you're saying it, but I'm showing you that it's kept out time you need. I don't know what to tell you whether
Um deliver the hat
I mean if I I'm assuming I'm assuming if I had lean meat because that's what the
quest wants it probably can work but I clearly don't have any so I'll just wait
I mean I could try to buy lean meat and see if that breaks the cap but
whatever is taking them so long, you'll arrive so late
the light of my standing should not be kept waiting
hmm, I must admit, the night is quite elegant
oh, you should have fed bones from the start against 25 three times instead of 20
I should have looked at your behaviour on account of this fine craftsmanship
Oh yeah, that was the easiest fucking medium bag of my life.
I could buy Lee Meat and see if the Lee Meat will, uh...
Fix it.
Who the hell sells Lee Meat, though?
I actually don't know.
Yeah.
I guess I'll leave meat and sell sides.
Sell meat, sir?
Nothing gets through leather of this vine.
Job high, whatever you need.
I actually don't know who sells it.
No.
Here?
And here?
No, it's here.
Jesus, my eyes.
The butcher girl.
I don't know who the butcher girl is.
Butcher, girl.
I don't think I've ever met a butcher.
Oh, maybe the tavern...
person.
Any?
Now you're just gonna sell drinks.
The one that you made the fish soup for.
One you made fish soup for.
the one you made fish soup for
was it this way?
maybe it was this way
ah
alright, let's see if this will fix it
alright, let's see if, let's see if because the dog was supposed to eat lean meat for the quest
Let's see if the lean meat will be
Like maybe the grilled meat was capped, but the lean meat is the one that's uncapped
That would make sense
To be honest that would make a lot of sense
Where the fuck is my meat have I had lean meat this whole time? Where is it?
Is it grouped or something? Oh, no, it is grouped. Oh my god. I had lean meat the whole time
Let's see
Is this gonna fix your cap, sir?
Poor man.
All right, not sure. Take a peek.
All right, wasn't looking.
All right, the dog, I'll have to wait the next day. I'll have to wait the next day.
Well,
sorry quest dog. I'll give you one pet for good measure though, and then I'll see you tomorrow.
Well, if that doesn't prove to you, Gorilla, that I can't tame him today, then I don't
know what will, because I know you're very confident that you can tame the quest dog
in one day.
Clearly, I cannot.
So, I'm gonna have to wait.
Wait a little bit.
That's fine though.
That's not a problem.
wait a little bit that's fine though it's not a problem look at all these
side quests dude like what are we doing
what's going on are you the trainman I'm sure more is lagging and
probably because it's a higher bitrate so you just can't watch it at the same
quality because twitches I think my twitch streams about 8,000 bitrate my
youtube is about 14,000 or something
all right
We're good. What's happening here?
Oh, hello.
Find the Lioncrest Manor.
I've already found this, but I guess I'll go again, I don't know.
on fire. That's where I had my archery contest. Can I come in, please?
Oh, good to see you. Yes. His lordship told me to send you to him as soon as you're
He's waiting for you
He's in his study upstairs go on in cheers day in it. He said yes
Open steel
There's a bag on the- wait actually this is a good thing I want to try.
A pirate hat.
How does this pirate hat work?
It doesn't supposed to detect treasure.
Does that mean it detects treasure chests?
Because clearly I'm not seeing any- not detecting shit.
Pirate Hat only works for treasure.
Okay, open.
What do you mean, open?
Maybe turn it off and then open?
Open.
Do I go behind like the store here?
I don't know why I can't open that
I don't know there
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me amen
Oh, you need a mask to open it?
Oh, that kind of would make sense.
Oh, it's just steel. It's a simple steel button.
You don't even open shit.
Alright.
I wasn't even paying attention. What the hell did I just steal? What was that?
I literally was not looking.
Oh shit!
I can make those.
But I got one for free.
I'm rich.
Yeah, cool.
That'd be more useful to me if, um...
I was at the beginning of the game, but...
Maybe you're supposed to find it early.
I just never wanted to kill them.
army of their own I'm worth still they've stolen the family spear manual my son
Graham went to reclaim it but radio that's how you pronounce that rest of my men
serving the Duke Graham I find myself in need of you all day still no word from
them something must have happened as a nurse in a bank I don't know what you
talking about I don't know no bank well rewarded I've never seen a bank in my
life
you stink of trouble I have you're appearing that house that got destroyed
Ah, the one crushed by the sky boulder.
Yes.
Yeah, right.
Well, we want to start working it straight away.
But we're short on hands.
It's been an eyesore for some time.
It'd be nice to tidy up the village, you know?
Get it back to how it was.
And I've no doubt Duke Celeste will be pleased as well.
You know what I mean?
Would you be willing to let the hand?
If you do, I'd be happy to pay for your trouble.
I guess I'm just doing a random lion crest mission.
Sure.
I'll do the main year soon, because these quests are fucking lame as shit.
These random side ones... I mean, sometimes they're interesting, I guess, but very rarely.
I think I've only done one side quest, which is interesting, and it was that, uh, excavator. That was cool.
of
This is you!
Stay there!
Don't play mine!
You come too far!
What's up?
The Baron sent me.
Thank you for freeing me.
Seems you weren't able to find the speed manual.
You don't look too good.
Why don't you catch your breath and go on ahead?
Don't worry. I'll look for the manual.
taking the manual torn it up and hidden its pages in various locations I doubt
what we'll give it up so easily beyond your guard think bandits are that smart
I'll do this best though this could be cool maybe no says liberate for a war
spike that sounds kind of neat sounds like I'm doing some killing and I like
killing bandits mainly because they're so easy to kill
of
That's good.
Sugar-free Witcher, dude. That's fucking funny.
I think the combat's better than Witcher.
I think obviously like the dialogue and all that stuff is not interesting in this game, but the combat's fun.
Flashy, you know, BDO style. You know, cool.
The witcher's combat was rough.
The error.
The second part.
There was an elite down there.
I
Holy fuck hey guys
What's up bitches?
They've been doing a lot of this ability pretty good for the area.
It's kind of my best ALE ability, so I just kind of spam it.
All right, well, there's a path travel here.
We need your killing, you sec, mate, yeah.
True.
Well, I'm looking for magic.
of a magic. It's a cave. It's always a cave. How's the cave?
Hey! I can't lift the wall. It doesn't work.
uh...
can't look like you've done
this much
lift all the work here
it looks like it would be a wall that you can live but it doesn't
work
but i think that
but everything
I'm confused.
Maybe I don't have the right...
Maybe I lean on the wall like this.
Okay, I don't know.
That's the exit.
Where the hell is the entrance?
Oh, that's hard one to find if this is the right spot.
I thought I was dead actually.
a cube a puzzle cube i've seen these symbols before on the little thing
Ding dong ding ding ding
And
They're punching
Well, I don't know the pattern so we're just gonna start hitting stuff do them
Maybe there's in a pattern
Maybe it's not a battered at all.
Oh, it reset.
Well, we're close.
I've never played a Mortal Phoenix Rising, I'm not sure what that is.
I've never even heard of it, actually.
Wait, a reset again.
Wait, but I thought this one worked and then that one broke.
Did I fuck up?
Oh, maybe I did.
Hold on.
How about I start here?
Okay.
Uh, what?
Uh, I might need to exit this cave to see...
Oh
Actually can't hit the ones okay
uh
Uh
Um, hang on here that tells me
Surely if I brute force this enough it'll just open let's see
Bang!
Alright, well, I didn't do anything.
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't worry, I got this.
You're trial and error.
I got this shit.
Launch this.
How did that not work?
Did I not hit it right?
I got this shit.
Watch, watch, watch, watch.
Bang it's open.
Don't worry I will get it through trial and error
Okay, it's gonna take too long. I need to figure it out.
Oh my god.
It's another one of those fucking, I gotta go to the things.
Oh no.
I gotta go to these four little areas.
Oh, we're not doing this.
We are.
We're not opening this cube.
I'm telling you that right now.
This cube is not being opened.
I am not going to those locations to figure that out.
It's just not gonna happen.
not gonna have it. However, where the fuck's this quest? Oh, here it is.
It's just for a cube, guys. I don't care about a cube. That is way too much effort for one cube.
Hey guys.
Come here, don't mind me.
Oh, you got a nice little stack here.
You got a fucking plant thrower!
That's sick!
Ah, what fire! Hot! Hot! Hot!
So interesting how when you're like swinging, it just snaps in weird directions and you swing
off the side. Not again. I think I just got ate by the bridge. She got consumed. Uh, oh
There's another puzzle thing here, oh god.
Um...
Oh, it's just a fast travel.
I didn't give up on the puzzle.
I just knew I couldn't do it.
I'd have to go to those four points on the map somewhere.
I'm going to clear this because I have to clear it anyway.
Holy fuck, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
Yo, what's up?
It's a lot of archers
I should be able to spam this.
of
Yeah, scared look at me. I'd be scared of me, too
Where are these mobs
Was there a boss or something there?
Damn!
Can't see what the fuck is happening.
Probably how he feels when I'm spamming this build.
Probably think the same thing.
I can't see what the fuck is happening.
Okay, now I gotta finish liberating this place.
Yeah, it doesn't seem like they're fighting back because they're kind of like not
Because every time you
Every time you use certain abilities and like combos it like does like a slight aoe thing
Does this count as a
or worse like you think?
No
Like when you like when you like finish your mob you do like a little push and then everything
kind of gets pushed back and then these are like really easy mobs though they don't like
like cower real quick they're just bandits like bandits are so easy I was just leaning
on a fed sick or a fuck yeah
I gotta go back to the manor.
All that for a buck while I was doing a quest.
They're trying to get their family's fear back or whatever the hell's going on here.
I collected all the pages as they stole their book, recipe, or something.
Boy!
Want some?
I gotta pee but I can't hear.
it properly if your efforts my lord we should get going please accept this
Please accept this, but what was it? You could have told me what it was. Oh, it was a spear
I mean, that's cool, I guess.
I'm not a peer user, but, you know, cool.
It having a base crit and base attack speed on it is pretty good.
Because not many things have that, I've noticed.
It's just having level 1 crit and level 1 attack speed is very good.
He also gives you 50 gold.
Really?
Gold?
Or Copper?
Well, it's volume 2.
That's volume two.
Oh god.
Seen this before.
Oh god.
Ah!
Oh it's...
Oh it's a different one.
I mean, I don't know.
Huh?
Oh it's, oh it's a different one.
Oh, oh this one's way easier.
This is my kind of puzzle!
This is way up my alley. Oh my goodness.
Love that.
I hate that I have to steal these. Dude, it's so stupid.
What the hell mechanic?
There's no point in the system even making any sense.
The same earring I have, alright, no, good.
The stealing system makes no sense.
I don't, I'm gonna be honest, I don't think they, um, finished it.
I think the stealing system and like the crime, um, is like half baked and I never
finished it.
I'm like 99% sure they never got around to doing it, but they were probably like,
eh, we gotta deal with the more important stuff, you know?
Talk to him again?
I don't think he had any, I mean I could try, but I don't think he wanted to do
When is Pocopia coming out for PC for help? Nobody's asking for Pocopia. I promise you
What? Why do you guys want me to keep going? What? Is there something else in here?
Go back?
I'm being trolled.
Is this better than Skyrim?
Skyrim's a classic, man. What do you mean?
It's a cult classic point. You can't.
Nothing will be better than Skyrim. You know what I mean? The greatest game in the world
and it still won't be better than Skyrim.
That's just what cult classics are, you know?
That's just how they are.
That's just, you know, it is what it is.
I don't know what the side quest is.
But I'm right here, so I'll just do it.
Side quest, Andy.
Lord Middler, where have you gone?
Is Marshal Middler missing?
Oh, I speak of William Middler.
The second son of House Middler.
In days now.
Lieutenant, the Greyman.
I see.
The Greyman.
My service, Lieutenant, is over.
What's going on?
There's a madman near the ruins.
Butchering anyone here.
Lord William was determined to hunt him.
My urgent await.
Leave Vanished during patrol.
Lieutenant, the search party, my fear,
you may already have fallen.
It's a damned mess, won't the Marshal away?
Would you aid in the search, Greyman?
We'll be right behind you.
We'll find Sir William in a second.
It does draw on you more the more you play it this game?
Yeah, I mean...
Once you get past like the...
Like, once you get a little bit more comfortable, right?
You get past like the janky controls and you...
You know...
And you kind of go numb to like the really...
...pissed writing.
Then you're like, alright, I'm here, like I get it.
Like, you're playing a game to...
...explore the world...
...and...
...kill some bad people.
get some cool items, get some cool skill points, and just, yes, do whatever the fuck you want, really.
I think that's why I truly don't think the game actually gets better as time goes on.
I just think you get a little bit more comfortable with what the game is, what it's trying to get you to do,
And you just open yourself up to it a little bit more. You know what I mean?
I don't actually think it gets that much better.
Yeah, you fight like one or two bosses in the main story, which is kind of interesting if that's what you're into, but I
really just think you get more comfortable with the game.
You realize what the game's trying to do to you as a player and trying to kind of get you to explore, get in the world, just do shit,
look in different corners, do random puzzles, and then once that happens, you're like, oh, okay.
You can enjoy the game for what it is.
That's what I think, right?
That's truly what I think happens.
That's what happened to me.
I'm here.
Get in my cat!
Oh, Charlie!
Yeah, that's it!
No more!
You see, no soldiers passed through here.
What did you say?
This bastard sniffing around for those little shits from earlier.
You know how much trouble they've caused us.
Go whine in guards without fighting them.
Why don't you just fuck off while we're still being nice?
Oh, stinky rat!
I'm sick of this mini-gag.
Oh, I should get my scissors.
Am I going up there?
Ooh, I am.
Wait.
Nice work, handsome.
Ooh, cool.
Okay, what chapter is this?
I'm not doing the main quest, I'm just doing a random side quest.
i think i'm on chapter six or seven six i don't know i'm on one of them but
oh turn the boat turn the boat please stop
oh yeah i just decided to use some side quests uh
side quests make you go to random spots on the map that you've never been to your
sounds cool the most interesting part of the main quest so far I think anything
Related to the abyss is the most interesting part
Like what's actually happening I'm not so sure but like the abyss instead school
I'm going up there and doing the puzzles
Holy shit
Oh, he's alive!
What's happened?
Careful up you get
You're in a bad shape
Quickly
People soldiers
Are being slaughtered. I'll have to let
Let's do this, everything to bring the game down, play something else, bro.
I have said nothing bad about the game, besides the parts that are very clearly bad, but that's
like obvious.
I've only actually said good things about the game, besides the, you know, piss combat,
but you know, that we all know that.
We're not playing for that.
We're playing to explore.
Delta Edition, baby.
Delta for adults.
I swear people, they take any little bit of criticism and they think like it's like
giga...
If I was unhappy, I'm happy I would not be playing, there's literally, if I was actually unhappy
I would not be playing this game, what's the point?
What do I have to play a game that's making me unhappy?
I would never do that.
I'm clearly having a good enough time to be here gaming this, I'm enjoying it.
Like how are we so blind from that?
How do we not understand that as human beings?
That's one strong twig.
Oh wait, where am I going? What am I doing?
I mean, I don't know, I, not really, it's, it's like okay, by power scaling you mean
like getting gear, right?
I mean it's, it's not linear, it's sandbox, they're like, no, but like yes, because
Sandbox means you can get any power at any point like you could go two hours up north
And go loot a chest and be like four times as strong
For just looting a chest right like
Is that good is that bad I don't know depends on who you ask I guess I
Don't think so. I like a I
Like a little bit more of like a linear like really thought-out progression system
But like it is still cool to loot a chest and be like whoa that thing is really cool
and I'm really strong now that's fun I guess okay I guess if you put it I guess
if you another scavenger if you look for information on the internet the power
scaling is pretty bad but if you don't look for information on the internet then
the power scaling is pretty good because it keeps you in certain areas and
then you slowly creep up and get stronger areas and the progression is
actually quite nice but I guess it depends on you. I used to have that headpiece.
The punishment for treason
Team Fury is fair, sir!
Let us fight!
How easy is it?
You're a mechanic.
Oh
I will witness your end from the top of my heart.
for me to take your life.
Oh cool.
I
Sick
Is he going to die in his thrones? That's fitting.
Ha ha ha! Cool.
That's cool though, fight. Oh, I got a sweet shield.
Oh, nice.
Uh, uh, uh.
Oh, what just happened?
cool that was a cool little fight
I only used about like 15 stakes, so not bad.
Got anything else here I wonder.
Wait, would this be a good time to use my pirate hat?
Well, I found treasure, so... probably...
Wait, let me see what the... hold on. Let me see how the pirate hat worked before I open this.
It's supposed to detect treasure. Do I have to use it?
I don't know. It's not detecting shit.
That fight was for what?
I'll use the side quest, I don't know.
Oh, it glows.
But you have to be like right on top of it.
Look at that.
You have to be so close to it, dude, wow.
Look at that range.
Boom.
I'm out of it.
Look at the chest.
You can see it in there.
That's crazy.
You were talking like
At that point you pretty much already know where it is
New drippy
Oh, that looks sick.
No?
That looks fucking cool.
Oh, yeah, that looks fucking sick.
I can take all these weapons.
Oh, not all of them, but I gotta upgrade it now.
looks cool what if we say bird face hey my mask is cool wait where's the throne
he was sitting on it was there right here I need to be here like dead and
shit, but...
I don't know if there's anything else, but these ruins are like really, um, tight?
Chat's saying you missed the sword?
Are you saying in this room?
Oh, in this room?
I missed it.
Oh, the room's kind of small enough.
Oh, this, oh, wow, I did miss that.
I mean, I'm not gonna use this but cool
Um
I can't even use it. It's for the other character pretty good though. Honestly, it's pretty solid solid weapon
Oh, what's down here? Oh, it's probably a fast travel. That's good, I should get that.
I'm sure the main gets you there at some point.
It is a fast travel.
I thought I have snow on my cloak. I didn't notice that or my gear in general. I didn't notice that at all.
All right, um, is this a quest I need to turn in or is it just done?
I, I, I think I finished. I think it's just done.
Dark fog lantern. Wait, what's that?
That was kind of cool. I'll do that quest I guess.
Just a skin on the lantern or what?
No main story today?
No, I'll do the main story.
I just, I wanted to, I wanted to see, but no one's, no one really has an answer, but
I wanted to see if, um, I heard if you get too far in the chapters, you lose a lot
of means, or side quests, like once you finish chapter seven, you lose a bunch of
side quest potential.
I don't know if that's true, and I was hoping someone had the answer, but no one has the answer so I'm not sure
That's kind of weird? It is weird, but...
Maybe something happens like in the world that changes the world a little bit and then yeah you lose a lot of progress
It's like Dragon's Dogma when you finish it some crazy shit happens
Oh, that was it. I got a new lantern.
Dark Fog Lantern.
Is it just a skin?
I think it's just a skin for the lantern. Looks cool though.
Let's take some more fucking stairs.
How are you?
Wait.
to
a man
if you play it right.
Where there's drink and folk, there's always a game.
I bet Hernan will be the same.
I could go myself, but I'd like to.
Please, let me handle this conversation.
Knowing you're a puss, I'll force you to do that.
I'll have a weak outpick.
Oh, shit.
It's like when you're talking to someone
and they can't understand social cues.
And you're like backing up as you're like trying to leave the conversation and you're trying to like yeah
No, I really got to go. I and then there's they're still talking. Oh
The dog. Oh, yeah, I
Wanted to dump a lot of my loot to the quartermaster here, but I don't know where he oh, that's right Pierce is the quartermaster
Let me cancel the stupid mission if he's already I think he already finished his wood logging
I think he's just spam-doing it again.
He should be right here.
Pierce.
Was the guy I was literally just talking to?
How do I cancel him?
Wait, what if he never finished it? Do you think this is him repeating it? Or do you think he never finished it?
I mean, it's at 15 hours. I feel like he finished it. Once.
I'll see that everyone's well.
What's my quest say?
Oh, I did it. Okay.
Oh, that's what.
Oh, wow, you do get a full refund of this really nice.
Alright, Pierce.
Get this guy again. Don't tell me the same tip that you just told me.
in gambling. It's the timing that matters. Not that I'm a dreamer. Not that I'm a dreamer.
Even the best hand's worthless if you miss the moment. And you can still win big with
a big hand. It's a big one. It's crazy. Where there's drink and folk, there's always
a game. I bet Hernando will be the same. I could go myself, but I'd like to take
a peek first. Knowing your opponent before you sit down, that's half a win guaranteed.
All right, are you not the quarter master? I'm confused
Do I
He's the oh, he's oh, I can't do it. I don't think yet
I don't think I have the right man. I brought him out for nothing
This guy has camp provisions. Oh, wait. Do I dump it here? Maybe I dump it here.
I think that's right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is right. Okay.
This is me donating.
Nice, my inventory is a disaster, truly.
Oh, this is money!
Oh, shit.
That's cool.
You could donate literally like anything.
You could package provisions.
Oh!
This is saying take the stuff and then put it into a stack like this and then probably
sell it or something.
Interesting.
Did you play Black Midswil Kong?
I did.
I love Black Midswil Kong.
I love Black Mids with Kong, I thought that game was really really good.
Oh, I put my pirate hat away.
I'm putting all these like flowers and shit away at some point. I'll do alchemy, but I just I
Don't know maybe if I fight a really hard boss or something. I'll remember to go back and do some crafting
I'm gonna dump all this shit.
Oh, fucking items.
I bet you you know who I bet loves this game clean this seems like it's right at
the valley just like a super sandbox bazillion items bazillion mechanics
I bet Cleanfuckin' loves this game.
Uh, what was I supposed to do for my class?
I was supposed to collect stone at the basic quarry mission at the Karen quarry.
Have I cleared the Karen?
I haven't cleared it.
Or wait.
Further research is required for the mining drill production.
Okay.
Oh, I could just do simple mining.
the
I know I'm not getting a big bonus or anything for doing that. I'm just trying to do it for the last
Alright, so that's done. That's set up. Let's go feed that dog to get that quest done because it's gonna piss me off
We're pet the dog, you know.
They sold 3 million units from this game recently and saw that post which is pretty cool
For some reason I would think they would have sold a lot more, but
There's like a decent bit of people playing it
But three million still great, you know, I don't know if they made their money back probably not anywhere close
Pierce's request is to assess the skills of gamblers at the tavern.
This guy's a fucking addict, bro.
He wants me to go look at gambling.
He's a fucking addict.
What you want to do to discuss the maze?
Probably a lot.
Mike?
I mean, a couple hundred million for sure.
been in development since this game was being talked about when I played BDO 10
years ago just for consideration just so you understand like did they start
development 10 years ago probably not were they thinking about it yes and
that obviously still costs money
133 million according to IGN?
Probably more, but obviously no one actually knows, but I would guess it's more, that seems
Hello to you
But if they only spent 130 million they definitely made their money backs right 3 million at 70 is
Hello
Whatever 200 something I guess they would have to take all their cuts and stuff. So maybe maybe they barely broke even
What am I supposed to do here
Do they want me to play? No, assess the skills of gamblers. They might actually
want me to play. I fucking hate this game, but I will play.
games gonna probably hit 10 million sales I think it'll get there yeah
I don't
let us begin
of
I did it.
I do not like that game at all.
I mean, it is literally just poker and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't really understand poker either, the appeal of it, it confuses me.
Because like you, you draw a hand, you calculate your points, and then you just bluff?
feel you're good or bad or whatever I think that's the point of poker I've
never played poker so I don't know I think that's how it works fuck I sent
Pierce on a mission dude wait but Pierce hold on but Pierce is at the quarry I
think I can actually visit him while he's working and do the quest it says
to turn it in here but I actually think it I don't remember where the quarry is
I'm gonna be honest with you oh god oh I could see these little symbols hold on
it's the it would be I see the two symbols I don't see the quarry though
Oh, am I blind?
Oh, it went away.
Okay, the symbols are gone.
I don't know where the quarry is either.
I have a letter here though, from someone.
Ooh, we're gonna steal a Bandit Wagon, that's fun, let's do that.
And I don't know where the quarry went.
Ah, dude.
Oh, is this quarry, wasn't it?
Over here.
I want to see if this works.
This is my curiosity here.
I'm going to go to this quarry.
And I want to see if I can hand in Pierce's quest even though he's working.
That'd be really cool if you could.
I did- I played BDO like a decade ago, bro. I haven't played BDO in probably
I haven't played BDO, probably, fuck, I'm almost 32, I think I played when I was 24.
So 8 years, I think, is the last time I played BDO?
a cube 32 damn okay I said I'm almost 32 almost 32 all right
Thirty-two is still thirty-plus.
Okay.
Well, you're all going to be thirty-play-you guys are all probably thirty-plus in here.
Bro, no fucking sixteen-year-old is watching Crimson Desert gameplay.
You know?
No literal child.
There's no way anyone that's under the age of 20 years old is watching Crimson Desert.
Alright, so I want to see if Pierce is here.
How the fuck am I gonna find him? I put him on this mission here somewhere.
Maybe he's at this uh, at this um...
I hope he's still low.
How you finding the game?
It's pretty cool.
I'm telling you, once it clicks and you let your guard down, the game will be like,
Okay, I enjoy it
You know
Oh, it's just a fucking vendor I never
Come back whatever you wish why a lilac
Okay, so
I was hoping to find Pierce here, working at the quarry.
What the fuck is this?
Why is- why are those- why are the rocks there?
Oh, is it ha- oh, he has them back here.
Wait, can I mine this?
Wait, you cool if I mine this ship?
Cool if I just like get back here and just mine your stuff?
Am I cool with you?
Oh, he is cool. He is mine.
He actually wanted- he wanted me to do this.
The angle is kind of weird though, because he keeps snapping to him,
and I can't actually like- I feel like go out here, hold control.
Ah, fuck, I already fucked it.
I have to go out here, do this, hold control, walk in, and then it fucks it.
You know what? I can't grab these rocks, but that's okay.
Uh, that's fine. Not a problem. Not a problem. Uh, okay.
How come I'm not seeing like oh I am seeing like
light silver pouch
Move to the written letter. Oh, this is the bandits
I'm engaged with the base system yet. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I
Don't fully know the point of it yet
Besides for fun and maybe that is all it's for I don't know, but it's cool
Cool. It reminds me of Fallout 4.
A little bit.
Ish.
Kind of.
Not really actually.
Go down the hole, you missed it in the previous quest.
What the hell just happened?
What?
That's completed what quest
I don't know what just happened
Okay.
So you're saying there's a hole like this in here?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
I don't know what quest I can play.
I'm not sure, but whatever.
What ifs?
If the last of us wanted to, just one.
I never played too
So I missed something here
There's a hole here. Oh shit. There's a hole here
This was forever ago, so like three days ago, I mean there's a hole here. It's cool. Maybe there's a cube
I'm going to stop this thing up real quick.
Oh is this the stuff I could break with my ability or not?
Oh, pills. Pills here.
You missed it? Oh, I can break this?
You lied to me.
Oh.
Oh, it's still gonna work.
Do I have to climb it?
No.
I don't think I could break this.
I think you guys...
I can't.
Okay.
Whatever this is, I can't get through it.
I can't get through it I did suck up this cube though for what I don't know probably nothing
Hello
They take his blood
I'm sorry, I'll be back
All right, since I can't go through this yet, I don't know what tech I need, I'll just have
to keep it in my back pocket.
What's weird though is like I've used this ability to break a wall similar to this,
but I guess not the same exact structure.
Yes, you can.
You're just impatient.
What do you mean?
What do you mean I'm impatient?
If I just hold it forever or what?
I just sit here and hold it until it works?
It's a timing thing.
Okay, new tech.
How am I supposed to know that?
They taught me how to do that, but they never taught me that it was a timing thing.
New tech, new tech, new tech.
Can't move this ball.
That's crazy.
I didn't even do it the first time without knowing, because the first time you didn't
have to time it.
The first time all you had to do was do this, this, and then boom.
There was no timing. You just did it.
I didn't teach you about the timing the first time you did it.
I didn't know that that was even a possibility.
I don't know where I'm taking this. This doesn't seem right.
I think I have to suck it up, to be honest.
Wait, a tr- is that a teleporter?
I don't know if this has a use in this cavern, or if it's somewhere else, but I sucked it
up to my end of my box.
When was Shrouded on the most east tournament?
Uh, it was like a month ago at this point, right?
That shit was funny.
It was actually so fun.
I would love to host more tournaments like that and make it like, there's something
Something special about really good gamers, playing games they're not familiar with, like
in...
There's something really fun about that.
That's why I got a set of really good WoW players to play Siege, one of the most complicated
tack shooters.
It was really fun.
That was awesome.
When did I go into that square spot at the end of the hall?
a circle in a square
a shot
you best watch yourself as well
you haven't seen the video
We will be there.
Keep those with no...
Does this game have good character progression?
Yeah, it's alright.
As long as you don't look anything up, I think you'll enjoy it.
Once you look stuff up, you might ruin it.
Because this is a game where it's like all about exploration,
so if you stumble upon a cave,
like, all the way up here, at the beginning of the game.
This, for example, maybe, I don't know. This is a good example, even though I don't think there's probably loot in here.
Well, like, let's just assume...
Let's talk...
A hypothetical here. You spawn in the game down here, and you're like, you know what?
I'm gonna run into this cave, because I know something good is in there.
And then you get, like, a god item, and then you just stop the game for the next, like, 40 hours.
That's an example of something you might not want to do.
I would probably not hook anything up.
And he might ruin it.
But some people like that.
Some people like to look stuff up and find the best items and then run the game.
I'm gonna love that shit
Good question
No, I guess I'll kill the bandits in this fishing village
Kinda booked a gaming knowledge of eight waterfall caves? Yeah, yeah, that's early. That's helpful.
I mean, if you find it in the game, that's different. Another thing, if you look up, like, where's the best?
Where's the best sword in Grimge and Desert? And then you just spawn in fresh level one character,
level one but you know fresh character and bang you got the best sword
I finish a cube. Hell yeah.
All right wait for yawn.
What am I, out of line?
Do I literally just...
Is there a spot I've stand in?
Oh! Wow, that was actually...
Don't I?
Quite fast
the
fifth
now,
and
now
the
It feels like the old scrap we used to get ourselves into, eh?
Good times.
Naira's waiting at the way right.
Come on, let's give it some speed.
Can't keep everyone waiting.
Everyone ought to know the kind of shit we'd go through.
And we'd sweat our arses off just to keep food on the table.
It goes more than a pat on the back, if you ask me.
Which reminds me,
what she would raise this coin on.
I'm planning to drown myself in Aile.
Neither lit up like a fucking Lancer when I told her the plan.
It's going on about getting a new bow and closing shape.
That lass will be bouncing out on a boat to wait for us.
And everyone will be quite rightly kissing my ass.
The world's changing, with the stupid nuts to change with it.
Keep playing it safe, you'll stay full of your own miserable life.
We pull this up and just look at the fucking bright future ahead of us.
Your fate is all in line. You gotta grab it by the balls and squeeze.
I
Go on
Kissing my feet after this. I went through a mountain of shit for that
Is it weird to have your local accent popular with thug characters?
What?
I can't believe this. I almost threw my back out hiding in the bushes waiting for the bloody thing.
I nearly got crushed under the wheels.
Yeah, but the hell is this? It's just a pile of rubbish. It's not worth a single point.
Are you sure you've got the right wagon?
What? You're just lying through your teeth to get good stuff.
You think I'm new? Go on, check it yourself you twat.
I mean, if you do get it right...
I'm selling the last wagon, honestly? Smart.
Wagon fences facilitate all the trades.
Yep.
Uh, okay.
Trains simply enter the fences wagon.
Oh, that's what that's for.
Not this one though, right?
I have to go...
I gotta go to the black market.
Wait, does that mean I could do this in a normal world?
To see a lag on my shows, kill the guy and just take it?
And just sell it?
Kill no steel, yes.
3
2
3
Not bad.
Please get rid of this into his wall, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, you're in one piece.
And so's the wagon. Good work.
You're sailing a boat now, haven't you?
Move it, you lot.
Come on!
You won't find a better deal in these parts.
And whoa!
Whoa, steady, steady.
No need to rush him, Wrecky.
Does he want us to rush or not?
Bring others in like this, and I'll always pay you handsomely.
We'll do this business again, I'm sure.
All right, everyone.
Get it over there.
Go on.
actually not bad money I guess I mean
oh hold on medium bag gotta do it we're gonna get a big sack
it's not a bad not a bad amount of money for
The daggers depends on how long it takes to find a normal wagon just out and about.
Doing it for the bag.
It's welcome to burn tools.
Here would you give it a try see if you can get it working for me
This
Hey
What chapter I am
Six or seven and I'm not saying that I just don't know not saying that for the memes. I don't know
Uncapable float I knew you'd manage it. I wouldn't have asked you otherwise
Now I can finally put this thing to proper use
Thanks
All right easy video bag
Master Trainers Touch. Race the Noble.
What? I'm down for a race, but what? Master Trainers Touch is a pair of gloves.
I actually don't even know what these ordinary gloves are for.
I don't know is that oh is that how you do hand? Oh, it's it's probably how you trigger
Like hand-to-hand
Whatever bag
No bag copper though
Dude, all of the fucking vendors have the same song.
Crimson Game of the Year?
Um, that's very, very, very, very, very, very unlikely in an extremely competitive year.
There's an insane amount of games coming out.
Extremely unlikely.
The odds are not in their favor.
Try horse racing, sure.
Do another...
Do another little mini-game, fuck it.
What else is coming? I don't know. Fable, Wolverine, GTA 6.
There's a 007 game. I don't know if that's gonna be a game of the year, but I'm sure it'll be pretty good.
Um, definitely missing something.
New fours aren't even true.
How am I going to win?
Oh, I'm standing over this shit.
You're robbing me of sport. Do try and keep base.
Oh, gentle taps, gentle taps, gentle taps.
Gentle taps is how I like it.
Every now and then, just tap shift.
Every now and then, every couple seconds, just give it a little tap.
This damn states far too slow.
Hell yeah
Master trainers touch I got a new pair of gloves
No, I didn't what oh
They're literally gloves
Grab some stuff, fill up my inventory, lock in it.
Oh, I have a lot of slots.
Alright.
Might be time to get back on the main horse.
I did a lot of sides.
It's kind of cool. Just a random little.
It's time.
Interesting that I could see caves so far away like this.
Oh, it's all the gold caves from the excavator.
It seems like all the gold is in the Cromes of Desert.
It's pretty good.
Guardians Cave, that's cool.
There's so many things I wanna go to.
Just like, I just wanna run over there and go there,
but I know it's gonna take so long,
so we're gonna go do the main.
I'm gonna try the tree catapult mechanic, yeah it's not worth your time, it takes
That's too long to do.
What percentage do we think Shroud is through the game?
Probably like 5.
Maybe 10.
That's 30 hours.
Not very much.
to construct a sculpture that captures some of your Greymane courage.
It would not only honor your name, but also bring hope into the lives of our people.
Okay.
Dispatch to build a wolf statue in the vacant lot.
Oh, that's for construction.
what I got to do here the main oh he's upstairs
of
the
house there
, there you are
the head you find one of my comrades
is graces waiting
show it
My lord, carry on. Your grace, I've brought the Greymane that you'll behest. As I said,
he is a man of great courage, second to none. I've heard much about you. Your name echoes
through out her name tales of the gray man who stood fearless against the rogues that
plagued us as me we owe you a great deal we did Charles the last humble to boot much
like Stefan Lanford in his younger days I have always admired the strength and the
courage required to fight without hesitation. I hear you're well acquainted with him, yeah?
We go back a long way. Both Markey Lanford and the comrade of yours are in grave danger.
What do you mean by that? There's word of a grey mane wielding an axe, aiding Calphair.
you see that's where the black bears have set their sights on next if you lend
your sword they'll certainly fail in their aim
Barden has gone ahead so go seek him out he will assist you
mm-hmm better hurry and words to your other companions I've arranged for a
a guide to get you safely into Cal Fade. Find him at the beacon.
There a piece of paper in the drawer? I'm not stealing, I'm just looking.
Oh, there's a strongbox up here, right?
It's like a puzzle strong- er, where is this?
Is it even higher?
Is there a high- oh, there's a higher, right?
It keeps going.
Oh, man.
Man.
Okay, well.
Oh shit, getting stuck on everything.
the
Playing with toys.
Think of the term sandbox like you're a kid in a sandbox with a bunch of toys.
And what are those toys for? They're tools. Have fun.
That's kind of the best way of thinking about sandbox.
I think that's probably... I'm pretty sure that's why it's called a sandbox, actually.
unless it's rust then it's kitty litter box
he says cries
copper
it
a lot of work for this copper man is there any easier way to get even
now like to break it off
I'm gonna shoot it off?
Uhh...
I don't have a charge shot.
Oh, I don't remember going to punch this stuff.
Oh, is this the- this is the- this is the- this stuff, right?
Oh, that's it.
I did not realize those are so pointless.
Okay.
Oh, that was the one that I found at the beginning of the game and I said I wanted to go back
and open it.
And all that was there was just a little tiny pouch.
That's crazy.
I've seen more than at all.
You missed one?
I missed one a lot at wall?
Missed one.
Hmm.
What'd I miss?
miss unless you're saying like I missed a wall somewhere else but
It doesn't matter. It doesn't give you anything anyway. At least that one didn't.
Yes.
Oh-ho.
Sounds pretty good.
Surely the black bears won't ever march this far into an arm.
Potentially.
Perhaps.
For sure.
I'm looking for a guide.
Ah, Greymane, you're here.
I hear you're headed for Calphate.
Aye.
We're controlling the road, so you'll need an escort.
We would ride with you if we could barge you is here
We'd appreciate it if you could just wait a little longer. I mean you've arrived
Oh, once you're ready. I'll lead the way. He's dance. Let's go. It's me even safe as you wish
We shall prepare the beacon of victory
Let's be off
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Weren't you headed to Calfaite? Let's make haste.
His grace sordid for your safe passage. You think...
...breathed on the state of Calfaite, yes?
Aye, there's something I have to do there.
Well then, as you know, Calphade is currently at war.
The sudden coup staged by Captain Cassius Morton
has caused the tribes of battle to shift.
If not for the might of Marquis Lanford,
Calphade would have already fallen to those black bear bastards.
Stefan Lanford? He's alive.
Oh boy I couldn't say for sure but if Calphe stands
the way you re-get lives. Awesome. Serving it to Beacon Tower we hear more news of the
North than most. When word reaches the Pelloon's fate we tightened our defenses
at once and when Markey Lanford caught wind of the Black Bears atrocities
his eyes were inflamed with a fury of vengeance. Our lands were close
before those bastards came along. I have no idea what the Marrake intended to do.
Yeah, but Cassie as Morton's coot took us all by surprise. Like a blade in the dark.
Yeah
Hey, you should use whatever input you prefer I'm gonna be honest both mouse and keyboard and controller are probably gonna feel equally terrible
But whichever one you feel like you are more comfortable in probably the input
Use Framedon here, of course!
Dude, Framedon is black magic, man.
Get him out.
Oh, sure, Blackbeard.
Please take out your weapon, sir.
Thank you.
The first time I've seen Blackler.
Alright.
Okay.
Sure.
Alright, that one again.
Let's get going.
Marshall Midler will be waiting for us.
This guy's still alive. He's pretending.
I can't hit him.
I'm sure I know he can ride bears.
Yeah, but they're not like a real...
They're not really your mount. You just like temporarily ride them, right?
Holy crap.
than we anticipated.
Right.
Hey, I worried for our citizens who couldn't make it out.
We should make him-
You thought so now that you got some time in?
His great name can't be fully aware of the situation.
Go.
So, get going!
I'll head back to the castle and report on this matter.
Oh, that's good.
The marshal should be at the encampment over there.
I must hurry and report back.
What did you kill you?
I guess seven.
Seven-ish.
Seven is a change.
Seven is a change, probably.
Well, it's not like the greatest game in the world.
It's not the worst game by no means.
It's pretty fun.
It's like, yeah, good.
What I categorized this game in is kind of like similar to a decent bit of Ubisoft titles
where you get like, you know, you get a lot of quant, you get a lot of quant, but not
a lot of qual, but you know, moments of greatness are there still.
If Maki Landford falls, then the entirety of Henan will be in danger.
We've lost another outpost to the Black Bears.
Understood.
Heard one of my men is on the front lines.
Indeed. My scouts say he's fighting to keep.
I'd expect nothing less.
Marshal everything is prepared
Good work
Listening your comrade is likely holding out in the keep with the marquee. I've got to get to
In view so it's the 100% movement become so good
Suicide massive you were not controlling will have to cut through occupied strong points where enemy forces are thickest
If you must go now, first visit the watchers to assess the situation.
What's up, we've been waiting for you.
We need more tents to treat your wounded.
Make it happen.
The battlefield awaits, Greymane.
I hope you know I draw that you didn't go but seeing as it's you I know you'll go anyway
I head to the watch post my man will be waiting I would imagine this game would be on sale
someone says the block of your patient your patient you'll probably get it on a nice sale
you'll probably they seem to be patching it pretty quickly you'll probably get like
a better version of this game in like 4 to 6 months. That's pretty cool. I could fully
understand people not wanting to spend it because the price is steep and that makes
sense. Different to spend $70 on a game that you know you're gonna love versus a game where
here as a tip. I get it.
Oh shit. I went here earlier.
And it was blocked due to the main stream
All those gunner horseback this guy
Means a great deal to have your help right now
We tried our best to defend the outpost
We couldn't hold off the enemy assault on our own.
Their attacks have scattered our forces.
We can't set up alone in defense.
Much less a counterattack.
Can't afford 70 that's taking food out of my cat's mouth.
Man, can't be doing that.
Gotta feed the kitty.
first needs to get those outposts back if we can raise the banners jaremen will rally to them
all right the men will be thrilled to fight alongside you it'll do wonders for morale
first zones are already bigger than most linear single-player games yeah but
But you gotta realize people have preferences, right?
Some people prefer a single player linear of experience.
That's the banner right there.
And some people don't.
I would assume more people prefer a linear experience.
Can you try raising it?
There's everything it looks.
Because you just get more of a refinement.
Raise these banners, and it'll give our men
The courage they need to experience overall so I get it that's where entirely fucked so
Why do you say don't buy the game then you're still playing that's confusing I didn't say that I said I can understand if you're
Never said don't buy the game
I said if you're hesitant about buying the game, then you probably shouldn't buy the game, right?
That's like the same for anything
You're sitting there, you're sitting there at a store, and you're like, oh should I buy this?
I don't know probably just don't buy it
That same logic is gonna apply to any single game ever
Of course they'll be momentarily on the fence and then you'll pull the trigger and be like
you know what I'm gonna buy it anyway oh and then that could be the great
decision you'll ever make.
Or you'll refund it.
I don't know fuck.
These are you, you're the boss.
They're really cool.
They're getting back up. They're growing in numbers.
Their numbers going up, not down.
Killing all these men for what?
I guess I'm not supposed to.
Those are just the objective I guess.
Raise the banner.
Where is the banner?
I don't know what to do with this.
Raise the banner.
What if I told you?
I told you there was no banner.
That's what I told you.
what if I told you I told you there was no matter that's what I told you I want
to believe me I'm not seeing a fucking banner
All right, we'll go to the next one.
Next objective.
Clearly not supposed to kill here, just infinitely spawned.
What the fuck am I even supposed to be doing?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, banner?
something banner banner soldiers banner wagon well there was no banner at the
first one so we're going to go to this one
Could you- Could you-
Oh!
Please, help us!
Wait, someone said- What?
What is that happening?
I love reading arguments into a chat. What are you guys arguing about? Battlefield 6?
Linux? Run Linux, boycott valve.
What? Nobody's using Linux, Rob.
Sorry.
Honestly, Boycotting Ballad was probably the most base thing you could have said, though.
Unfortunately, that's not gonna happen.
though, base.
Let's keep an eye out for fire!
You know someone uses Linux, they'll tell you.
Oh shit. That's good.
Well, I'm back at the banner spot.
Are you guys sure you saw a banner somewhere?
That's all the way over here?
How the fuck am I going to walk this over?
Oh wait, I slow down time when I do this.
That's cool.
I did not know that.
I'm not going to have enough stamina.
Get there, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there.
Ah!
I'm so close.
This is my word, Travis!
I'm gonna get the fuck out of my way.
Okay.
Do you like this game, or is it non-stop planning still?
Never complain once.
Where do you...
I know you're rage-baiting me, but like, fuck it's working.
God, it works every time.
You guys piss me off.
Why does it work so well?
Like, I know you're not serious.
Fuck!
Tackle!
I don't know why I'm okay. I was gonna punch it in the face for no reason
Damn it I call for that every time like I know they're rage beating I know they're trolling. Oh my butt socks
Give me for me
Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Just yank in your pizzle.
Yeah, this would be a really good spot to grind XP.
It would be a stellar spot to grind XP for sure.
Like, look at this. It's actually infinite mobs.
A lot of big mobs, because the percentage actually is going down.
You can never actually win exactly what that guy just said, some of it a joke saying,
you're stressed out dick riding.
You can never win, it's either you're a hater or a dick rider, you're not just someone
who plays games.
Like that's very clearly who I am. I'm just someone who plays video games and is doing it.
But no, I can't beat that. No, no, no. I have to either be a show or I have to be someone who complains about everything.
It can't just be someone who likes games. That's unreasonable.
Yeah, you could definitely farm so many xp cubes here.
It's not that big a deal, though.
I feel like xp cubes are pretty easy, and I bet you there's farm spots everywhere, like
just in the world, in the normal worlds.
to be fair there are a lot of shills out there there really isn't actually there
really isn't that many shills that's like a made-up it's like a that's like a
you know when people call people industry plants that word is an industry
Like, there's really not a lot of actual shills.
You actually like to think about it for a second.
There's a very small majority of people that might do that.
And then the only reason you might think they're shills is because it's the only game they play.
But think about how many of your friends only play one game.
Are they shills? Because they only play one game? Not really, right?
I feel like a streamer's no different.
I'm going to get back to what we're getting here.
Um, uh, find the soldier in need of help.
I think they're dead.
Oh wait, these guys?
You guys?
You get it?
This guy has a sword in him, fuck.
You got that.
What am I supposed to be doing here?
I'm not seeing no soldier in need of help besides these guys, but I don't think that's
right.
I mean, all in time anyway.
I don't know.
Like, I think it's supposed to be- oh, maybe we can just pick them up.
Respect those guys
I don't know.
That guy's not wounded.
He dead.
And I just passed out.
Oops.
Sorry.
He's still alive.
I
Know he's so good. He's so good. He's just knocked out. That's all. Oh, let me put you down
I got against my speed here. Hold on
I'm so...
I'm gonna have to kill you!
You bastard!
Watch it, Wolf!
You thought this would be easy?
Parker's crashing out, I do not play Marathon, do we?
He doesn't have a friend, he's got to play solo or what?
I mean, to be fair, it's the week now, so now it's kind of a bad time to play, right?
Because Cryo Arcade's not in.
That's kind of the one downside of having a schedule like that is, for people who
who have everything like playing during the weakest panic.
I
Will do some more take some supplies away
Wait take these supplies catch your breath
The life men in the back.
Salomon Shadabunya.
Shoot!
Dreamy Rai.
Yeah, yeah, get it.
of
the
death of
the
I'm going to go on here.
I'm going to grab.
Get out of the way.
I just bet your first lately no I haven't high skill points and it's better than a minute
Oh
The hell behind us
Let's see how many skill points I have.
I have 15 skill points.
So yeah, it's been a minute.
And I'm getting more stamina because I'm using this right click so much, which is probably
a good call.
My main single target rotation is high standard usage.
Actually, is there, hold on.
Holy, you could dropkick in this game, let's fucking go.
Now these skills are actually that useful to me.
I guess I just get base stamina and shit.
This one's kind of a nice piece of utility, the double jump thing.
We'll get some stamina, we'll get some health, and we'll get some spirit, and then we'll hold
on to our feet.
There's a lot of bots coming from them all the time.
Do you need something for the flying guys?
Yeah, it was the Grinch ability, but...
That's the three points in the grapple, that just feels like a waste.
Damn!
He threw me to the ground!
What are you doing that?
Where are you going?
My guy's got a mind of his own!
I'm on the wrong way.
What's up?
I
Destroy it. I can do that.
Like with my weapon or...
What's going on here? Oh my god.
I can't really find bloodstone, so that's a problem.
With our forces alone destroying their strongholds is almost impossible
They stationed their men at every bloody outpost
If only Markey Lampford Maria
Well, he's not but with a dreaming suffice you'll help us million with you on our side. We've got a real chance
You see that IGN gave this game a 6 out of 7?
Yeah, I mean they were being a little bit more critical.
Or whoever that was was being a little bit more critical.
I think it's a 7. 6 is... 6 is pretty low.
Like I'm in the 7-7.5 category, you know?
You are pathetic!
I wouldn't quite say it's a six.
But it depends, right? Like, imagine you consume only quality single-player games, like you're
talking top-notch games.
If you have only ever consumed top-notch high-qual games, and then this is your first introduction to something that's not AAA masterpiece, then yeah, you're probably gonna critique it pretty harshly.
But like, we've all played games like this before, you know?
So of course we're not gonna call it a cheap shit, because plenty of games that we've played have been exactly this.
I don't care if you guys forgot this!
Don't try your luck now!
Glory entails!
And all has no place!
I don't think I'm supposed to kill these guys, but there's so many of them that, like, I mean I'll take some skills, but it's okay.
I'm going the wrong way.
I'm just like I got distracted. I was feeling it really.
Find that hole.
The other way.
Let's see how you fit.
I think I saw all the dots on my compass and I was like dude, I need to kill everything.
I sweat so... what chapter am I on, what is this?
this is chapter
There's a lot of fighting!
Can we use banner? Oh my god, look at all these, look at all these XP!
Oh my god, look at all these...
What was that?
You got to see it!
All the supplies are in the Dutch!
Shut up!
Why me and farm xp?
I
Will get the banner now
BDO warrior drowning out
That row this over
you got there in the end oh my god
Oh
Holy shit, I gotta go far
I feel like I've got like three or four queues in my head.
I like you
Anyone here playing how to beat the name archery quest will they nerf it yesterday? It's the time to game
Oh, sorry. You need to beat my ass. Okay, sorry, hold on.
Oh, okay, hold on, sorry. Yep.
That was beatin' my ass!
Oh my god, there's so many targets I want to kill them all.
Oh my god.
Luckily I have a lot of meat.
That's another artifact.
I'm addicted to the killing of everything.
I'm addicted to killing everything.
Sick!
Oh yeah, he's got it.
That's literally a playing video.
I'm gonna get the Entombros sword, yeah, I'm disenchaining that thing so fast.
of
the
of
the
And my inventory is full, I'm going to hold this.
Don't mind me.
The minor detour here.
I need this to make a bis sockets.
You can get a greater bis sockets on a low roll, and they have durability, but they're
like really really strong to give it like 4% chance of making them or
something but technically you could save scum if you wanted you could save
scum and just keep making sockets until you hit the graders and then use them
for really really hard encounters
that reminds me of save scumming of living gates
Nice timing. He land us a hand.
The cannon wheels busted.
Lest the barrel.
The barrel? Sure.
All done. Thank you. You're amazing. My work, she looks good, isn't she?
It's time to blast Van the Cannon and ready yourself.
I'm going to smoke and watch towers and fire.
Oh
Such a great name absolutely incredible you head into the castle, huh?
Best grab some whistling arrows on your way
Oh, no, no, I don't use arrows. I mean open shop some hot iron down their throat
of
Well, I'm the only one who can't let nobody who's in there right fall handle it hold your position
You guys are fighting a war and all of a sudden here you happen, arguing, out there.
Oh, that's a lot of red dots.
Oh
Yeah
I
Was it taking to get into the game like to load it up. I think some people take like three minutes. I'm not kidding
They're on like hard drives
First farming enemies like it's Diablo game? Yeah, I mean, it's kind of this mission I
That's a good thing.
What are you gaming at?
I
Damn
I need so much meat, feel some meat.
Do a little hunt them.
They've reached out of fences using some strange weaponry.
Don't worry about me.
Hurry.
All right.
I don't really get the hype of this game,
what's new slash the twist
compares to other games in the genre?
Really nothing, I mean, it's just big.
It's got a lot of scale.
So if you're really into like,
you're really into the exploration of games like this,
that's what, that's the hook I feel like, you know?
If you love exploring shit, then you're gonna love this game for sure.
If you love like seeing a mountain sign like this and going, you know what, I'm gonna go
there one day.
Then you'll probably be able to love it.
Dude, I went to this area before the main quest took me here and it was so dead.
There was literally nothing.
It was so weird.
It was like, eerie.
I went here and it was like a town or nothing.
So now I hope when I do this quest, this town gets like, you know, we take it back
or whatever and then I hope that like actually opens up a quest for me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What the hell is this?
I've gotten so much xp dude, fuck it really.
And
route.
Time to go vendor? Yeah, right?
I'm gonna go that easy
I'm gonna get the shot
the
Shoot the arrows at the tank?
Oh, that tank almost killed me.
Wait, that counts as taking down enemies with an arrow?
Wait, hold on.
Does that count?
No, it doesn't.
Uh, okay, we got a lot of mods on us.
I bet you there's a spot where you could sit and a funnel into a doorway and you could
just kill him infinitely.
Like, um, safe.
Holy...
Oh...
Not here, not here, clearly.
We didn't bring anyone to the door.
I'm not going to let you go!
Oh
Thank you
How many guys do you think I've killed?
It has to be like, I don't know, five or six hundred maybe?
How's it getting Spirit back that fast?
I have Spirit on kill.
So as long as I'm getting kills with my abilities, I'm getting Spirit back so I can...
Like, I get infinitely AoE farm as long as I get, like, one, one rotation, but done with my ability.
Yes, ma'am!
Coffee!
Oh, I love that.
Ma'am.
How are you?
How's Leo?
Nice.
Do you know when his bloodwork comes back?
Thursday.
Okay.
I think easy over 1k enemies, did I kill that many?
Definitely got a lot of them.
I wonder if all this loot will come back as lost or...
No way, right?
Did the bow is so...
I'm so happy I'm not using the bow.
It's so awkward to use.
We're at 15% of clearing this entire castle.
Oh my god, more red markers.
Yes.
They're there for me.
Oh my god, yes, come, come, come, come, come, come to, come to Poppy.
Come to Poppy, come to Poppy, come to Poppy.
Do you guys see the percent, the progress of this killed mission?
I mean, I don't even know if it's a mission, but there's a chance I'm about to kill every
single thing here before I even finish the buggy mission.
I'm just addicted to killing where they...
They're 12%
I do wonder what happens if I finish the percentage first.
I don't know if I'll be able to though with only this, with only 11% left I feel like the
The percentage equals the amount of like packs there are, something or other.
Ten percent.
I'm going to save my game in case it crashes.
Like, this is, I don't know, I never know.
Okay, we're just gonna, we're at 10% left, that's like nothing.
I'll just go do this, uh...
Oh my... God.
Ha, the enemies are changing!
Treasure bot doesn't like me.
Oh wait.
What happened?
Oh my god, it's because your name has- okay, your name is Jewish.
Jewish raver, sorry.
So we set up a bot command because there was, it was probably my most, my most common FAQ,
right?
Frequently asked question.
That was the question, are you Jewish?
So it became such a question where so many people ask me per day that we had to set
up a bot command.
So I guess my bot sees your name as JewishRaver, and then it thinks it's the same question.
Which is actually pretty funny.
There's like no one left dude, I've murdered all of them.
only there's less than 10% of this castle left. Here's a few. Hey, guys.
I don't even... walking on to... I don't even think this counts. The percentage doesn't go down here.
I think this is not perfect.
He was playing Dynasty Warriors to be honest.
That's what I found you did.
This game is like one of the best X1 360 games ever.
Imagine we had this game bring Xbox 360 here. Holy shit.
Bombers.
Played a decent bit of Dynasty Warriors.
Or, was it Dynasty Warriors or the other one?
What's the other one that's similar to Dynasty Warriors? There's two I mixed them up.
Samurai warrior, I don't remember that.
Oh, I get to play as Omka.
Oh, I get to play as Onka!
It's a new character I could play as.
Onka!
And Stefan?
He's trying to take it back.
Won't be easy.
Answer against him.
Yeah, Hannah juices me out.
Yeah, she juices me out.
XB!
Bang!
Can I juice you up, bro?
No
I'll take care of the traitor.
Alright. I'll protect my men.
You think I'm gonna ever get challenging?
Um, it gets frustrating at times,
but I wouldn't say challenging.
It's all about what...
It's all about your pacing, right?
Like, if you pace and you gear yourself,
and you get, like, your character is very strong...
early, you might not experience challenge for a while,
but if you rush towards the challenge,
it'll be there.
It'll be there, I promise.
In some form.
Who the fuck are you?
You're a hard one to kill.
Oh, shit. Cassius Morton. Son of Alden Sen.
I don't have any room. If he drops any food, I won't get it.
Then this is your end!
You still dare to meddle in our curses of awe?
You can't relax.
You're a scampious mortal.
Oh!
You couldn't even put your legs in.
I'm glad to kill you.
I'll present your hands to the Grand General myself!
What's he doing?
I don't think I'm over a gear.
I just spam food
No
I really don't think I'm overgeared at all. I genuinely just think I spam food
Where did it you're going?
Little cunts
dealt with
Hi
good
That's over then
mostly
That was the last of them.
Well done.
Pretty cool mission.
Well done.
That was a hard one.
My lord, a message.
The remaining enemy forces are fleeing north.
We'll hunt them down.
Cliff.
Under half of the shields.
My gear is just the gear that you get from the Crow, which is before this chapter.
That's what Reynolds said.
I don't know if that's over-geared at all.
Let's have a drink.
This is where my game got mega bugs. Oh no. Field of Betrayal.
Yeah, my gear is just like, I got this crow mask at 4.
There's Blackwing, Mass Art, Armor at 4.
And both of these are from the crow guy.
This is from the crow guy at 4. This is at 5 from some other weapon.
This is at 4. And this is at 4. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't think I'm like crazy overgeared.
I feel like this is probably where you should be.
Oh my god, I have so many weapons.
Do I donate this to my camp, or do I sell it all?
Holy fuck, I have so many weapons.
Can I sell now or do I have to finish this quest?
I could probably sell now, right?
Yeah.
Well, I'm here.
I may as well finish it, you know.
It didn't happen to you nice.
Nice. Wait, what happened to your game?
Your ship mega bugged out? What does that mean?
You get anything from the trader? I got a shield.
Over here.
Um...
Here, heal the betrayal, guard stamina cost minus 3% interest, first time I've seen that.
to tell you the truth I thought Calvade was done for dealing with Daemonus alone was hard
enough before the black bears came along and with the traitor appearing on top of
that. If it weren't for you and the Marquis, Calphate would be lost.
It was a victory for all of us.
No need to be so modest. Steal clashing on steam.
Aeros whistling past artillery shells bursting.
Oh, all of it still ringing in my ears.
We play the new update on Horvath's and the prize of my comrades.
Uh...
If there's nothing else to play, then yeah, great, that was fun.
I like that game.
You can hold shift to auto-fall off?
Oh, fuck, I know that.
That was probably one of the cooler quests in the game.
I think in terms of boss fights, that was the most, um...
That was probably the best boss.
because they actually didn't teleport around I think teleport mechanic where
you do bosses in this game and then they like and just swing from the sides
that should is so annoying I think that's really poorly designed in a
cop out but that boss was cool
Yeah, that was for sure the best mission of the game.
Lots of killing.
I killed probably thousands of dudes.
I mean, I got so many skill points.
I have 8 cubes.
When I used cubes, I had 15.
I literally think I got like, from all of those mobs I killed, I think I got like
8 cubes.
Wait up.
I didn't know where to put it.
Like, do I get even more stamp?
Maybe.
Fuck.
Having a huge stamina bar equals bit, like, bigger damage windows.
Fuckin' I'm doin' it.
Anything.
Oh!
So much stamp.
Haya!
Hup!
God damn it.
I'm not fallin' for your fucking bait.
Aliens.
I'm not fallin' for your bait. You're not gonna get me again.
Okay, Trotter, are the missions repetitive?
At the beginning they definitely are, but the main story mission gets a little bit better.
It's a little bit more interesting.
For sure it's repetitive at the beginning, but...
Can I light it like this?
of
the pickets are lit
is it umka grammon?
it is
umka
umka, umka, umka, chaka
umka, umka, umka
chaka
ooh ooh ooh ooh
All right, we got a depot
We got a depot we got a depot we got a depot I think I'm just gonna deliver all these provisions
I don't really I feel like I really need that much money right now
You got any good treating goods?
All right, time to donate all these weapons.
Oh, that looks cool, Blackbird is here.
That's gonna be pretty good shoes, maybe.
No, no, yeah.
Uh, all right.
There's definitely still more shit I could get rid of here, but...
I might need to grind more food.
What the fuck all these lanterns and shows come on here? Oh cuz you can't dump like that that shit, okay
Okay, that helps a little bit
Got a job all my dudes that work
oh my god all my dudes are working. what is this symbol that I need more of this
looks like I'm getting like I have some stuff on farm here looks like as long
as I keep putting money in I should get a nice little loop because I have food
coming in and then some quarry and then some security security for cash
cabbage for food mining I need more men so I could log but I could swap
between the two but all that's your total men at camp the workers you can send
out okay I need to get this number higher because I think you want to just
have a loop of everything going you make money you use that money to get grain
get wood get stone and then you could dump your provisions and and weapons and
all that stuff as you bring shit I definitely need more men for sure
I doubt it. I played it once.
I don't think so.
I doubt it. I played it once.
I don't think so.
I doubt it.
Have a ball of steel take the weight off
The jackals around like they own the place
Not the black bears. Yeah, those bear cunts handed it to him on a plate
Good big finally grease and balls good. I've been eating something to crush when I get to him
Right I'll contact him Pailin wants to meet where the shrine
I
Hey
You don't clean up gal faith good to see you. You're here sit down
retreat
Same stew was all we've earned a peaceful meal
Everyone's fine way back
Time to meet some old faces and settle old scores
Music to my ears you to head for big
I'll meet the informant at the shrine and join you after.
The brain never stopped making that stew.
Uncle, I can't deal with you.
Those jackals are dead.
I'm coming to know you're going with that.
Just let me fire!
I don't tell you to clean that bowl.
Fine, fine.
I'll put some music as well.
Oh, it's a new chapter, that's why.
Okay, so I don't know if I should progress this chapter.
Or did I already fuck up?
I may have already fucked up by finishing chapter 6.
Not sure.
I forgot to find out.
Yeah, everyone keeps telling me Chapter 7 is when you'll lose a lot of side quest progress,
So maybe I just kind of do some side quests now.
Alright so I need more men to get more men.
uh...
i don't know how to get more men i would be honest with you
i have this quest but i don't know if this quest is going to give me more men
my admission right now is that why I should tweaken on here I need to fail
this mission I think can't how do I like stop this maybe I just run really far
way will that do it
that's canceled okay good what I wanted
I gotta get I gotta pull my guy back
I need pierce facts. I gotta cancel this mission real quick.
Pierce. Simple mining at the quarry cancels.
I don't like to have to do this.
That's okay.
If they're that bad, I'll have them cleaned out in no time.
Better get ready.
This is gonna be fun.
Okay.
He's done.
I'm not sure how to get more men because it's not being very clear, so I'm just doing
some of the missions that are right here under this.
And now we'll do Luke's request.
I don't know if Luke's here.
Oh, he is. Nice.
Ah, you've come at just the right time.
I gotta use bathroom once I-
I can cross something while I was tidying up.
There's an old house on that hill
that's been abandoned for a long time.
With a little work, it could make fine lodging.
Bit smelly mine, probably, cause it's old.
So I prepared the flower basket.
Once I sense grids, it should be much better.
What's with that look?
It doesn't suit me.
Go put this inside the house for me.
I'll be right back.
Greymane. At last we meet. I searched for a long time to find the one who brought down the Stag Lord.
Now that I have, I can finally tell you what's been weighing on my mind.
Greymane. There's something I've been wishing to tell you.
You've arrived.
Ah, hello there.
It was good to see you.
You're still here.
Standing around won't get things done.
Yes.
All right
Go down here
What pretty much I
Lost my husband to that fiend
Who it happened to suddenly I still struggle to believe it
I lost no
The Stadler's end it was not peaceful was it? No, it was brutal. It was not peaceful. I see
Hearing that lightens my heart. Holy fuck
And the heavy burden on my shoulders has finally lifted
Please accept this my parting gift of gratitude. I have no use for it now. I'm eating a bag
Oh, the dagger. That's fun.
Wow, that's actually pretty good.
No sockets though, which is... oh, you can probably add sockets. Well, it doesn't... can you?
Well.
Wonder if daggers are any good.
Is that why they seem pretty good?
You're headed to the shrine, right?
Alright, witches.
Okay, well, wait, did I just accidentally,
I think I accidentally accepted that quest.
I did not want to.
Wait, home, oh, did I just get a house?
Hold on.
Oh, cute.
Home decoration, move near the home to enable the decoration icon.
I mean...
Okay.
I would be shocked to see if someone went through all the time to fill this home, that would be absurd.
Was this the quest? Place the flower basket? Oh, this is the quest, hold on.
Flower basket, it's just teaching me how to do the thing, hold on.
Uh...
Huh.
Nice.
You could have easily opened up a weapon shop with how much weapons you're hoarding on your character at the moment.
What do you mean? I just dumped all of it.
Alright, I'm pretty sure I dumped all the weapons on the camp.
Wait, you have a home now? Yeah, I mean, I don't think I'm going to engage with that at all.
That seems really annoying, because it seemed very...
Unless there's some secret tech that I don't know about which is possible, but that doesn't seem very fun
Your bike did you take the buskin?
Good do we can use a house now? How about I'll leave the rest of the decorating up to you
Up to you
Expand the camp at Howling Hills.
What quest is that?
This one?
This isn't enough.
How are you?
You're here.
Now we're all back together.
We can't just sit around and let them get the best of us again.
Only thing those bastards deserve is Arrows.
The more you can shoot well, the less likely they are to attack us.
I'm planning to train the others, but we're short on arrows.
Could you get me some for practice?
You go.
Excellent. This will suffice.
Now everyone can learn to aim right.
Next time they show up, they'll learn who's prey and who's hunter.
Thanks.
I wonder what it means to get your actions up with people. Like if you were to gift her a bunch of stuff and then get her reputation up.
Does that do anything? Like, you could talk to people and it does that, huh?
Wait, oh, come on, man.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
Hello.
Everybody wants to talk to me.
Okay.
me when I return Oh okay expanding the camp at howling hill how exactly do I do that
Telling me I can, though. Expand the camp at Howling Hill.
At the end of my tether. You got any good treating goods? Need something? Come back when
more stuff to lead with me maybe this guy any particular person in mind maybe I do
a mission when you were heading out that's at howling hill construction the
I saw that symbol, so yeah, I think that's right.
There's four members.
Okay, um...
I don't have too much cabbage.
Looking for someone to join you. We'll always be ready.
That's being expanded.
I still don't know how to get more men.
It's probably going to be after... oh it's probably after this.
I'm probably max at nine, and then the camp gets expanded and I can add more people.
Yeah, that makes sense. Okay.
Well, let's sleep a little bit. Get some time to pass.
Lay, King. Fuck.
You look good.
So now I'll probably do some side missions get some more bags
In the haircut because we're the gray man doesn't mean we have to dress all drab and dreary
We paint the 10th, but we can look like we aren't dead inside so
Andrew anyway, I've learned a bit about guys. Let me show you
Man up and let's go
Bit of cheer is well overdue you could die weapons or just gear
I love when people say that
What's brought on this fascination with die
Oh, it's the same fucking troll you change your color
Elaine, what are you doing?
Jan's hopeless and the rest of us...
we've all been fighting non-stop.
When every day's a struggle...
One time I was at Disneyland, I saw Kim Kardashian coming through a secret back entrance.
Do you get the same treatment?
No, man. I'm not an A-list celebrity.
It's better than letting the whole camp...
I'm probably like an E-list celebrity.
Let's see.
Anyway, you'd be surprised how much fun making dies can be.
I've picked up a couple of tricks.
a ratio of two flowers and one bug gives the best blue
The red is one flower and two bugs
That's how mine came out though yours could be entirely different
Seems you found a real passion
Oliver and did trick will surely be proud
Here's how about grinding out your soul a break. It's just a way to pass the time
It's better than Yann getting drunk and setting fires every other day.
Andrew's next on my list.
Not sure if Hannah knows, there's a website called Is It Packed, and you can see how
crowded the park is at any given day, and it's pretty angry.
Wait, that's really cool!
You don't think so?
Is it packed?
I'm gonna let that out.
Probably be able to notch for him.
Perhaps a softer pink instead.
I'll give it some thought.
Alright then.
Ready to begin?
You can't drop a bunch of money to get special treatment though.
Don't gotta be a celeb? For Disneyland?
No. To get like...
To go through like the back rooms and stuff,
what they do for like really really big celebrities because they can't walk the
park normally because they'll get stopped like infinitely if that was to
happen to me they would do it as well but that's never happened before there
was one time I went to Disneyland though and it was for a I mean I just went
for fun obviously but there was an event happening at Disneyland and it
was um it was like a school school trip school night school something and it was
basically just a bunch of like 17 year olds all of them and they all like it
was it was paid for by Disney for like some school thing anyway that day was
crazy because that was the most anyone's recognized me ever at Disney but
yeah you're if you're like an a-list celebrity you're getting mobbed hard at
Disneyland so they have to take the back room
grad night yeah it's probably grad night i think it was grad night
sorry just start without me it's easy we'll manage
crafting dies tell me where and all i'm going
You can count on me for perfect, I work looking to add some color is the eye specializing
transforming garments looking forward to you.
Oh I use it.
Oh I found a dye and I deleted it one time.
So now do I just have that color?
Do I have that color permanent or what?
Tell me where and I'll handle the dyeing.
Oh yeah.
That's cool.
You can use the material on this.
Neat.
repair level
huh?
you mean what?
why?
hey, look at me
I don't know
Oh my god, you guys just had to listen to those tunes the whole time.
Oh my god.
Holy, look at how many parts you can die.
Hello?
Look at all this.
That is so much work.
That's... does it cost money?
of this word it's one it's just one for everything
I can't tell him dying.
What am I changing?
It's so hard to tell what is changing if anything at all
All right, what the fuck am I looking at?
Whatever.
Just paint it all red.
I definitely need to change these gloves. These gloves are ugly. Hold on.
What is happening?
Can I even change these gloves? Like what is going on?
This item cannot be died. You can't die these gloves.
They're the ugliest part of the sets. You look like a chicken. That's good.
That's good.
Yes.
That should stay right.
Looking at like a chicken's good.
You could die your swords?
What?
Wait, that's sick.
Whoa! Fonsey!
That's the hill.
There's something. I don't know.
Oh, this is the hill probably.
I don't know what this is. Oh, it is the hill.
Uh, cool.
be red. Makes sense. Oh you could like two-tone it. Who's this?
I
Get me out of here, please for the low god
Oh, I don't even think the die works it didn't work
oh cuz you have to die or wait did it work oh no it did I just looked stupid
all right am I good and I finished this class
let's go you can die your gear I guess why did you stop the music didn't even
die the horse my horse is fine I don't really care too much about dies
Anyway, okay that I'm so sorry I left you guys with that tune for God knows how long
Oh, is this what I can't do? Another important event has occurred at the location of the mission,
faction quest brightening the spirits. I don't think I could do this quest because
I did a main quest. Oh, maybe the main quest don't lock you out. The main quest
might not lock you out from doing it completely. It just might lock you out
temporarily.
I don't know how to get more men. So, where's she gonna wait? Let's see if I
sleep has it been long enough how often do you sleep in this game I was actually
going insane though the song was I'm sorry
any form of carbon in this game no not really no not at all actually there
There really isn't consequences and stuff.
That's not really a thing.
Can I sleep yet?
If you sit before the...it's still playing.
You guys are still hearing it in your head.
Well the main quest has me going to payloon. I don't even know where payloon is on the map. Oh, this is payloon
I mean, I may as well go up and see what's going on at payloon, but I'm not gonna
Maybe I'll go to this cave because I know what it is
There's a few of them. I know second finger sure. We'll go there just for fun. Just has to do
Have they said I left you guys with some sort of tune?
Right?
Better than leaving you with nothing.
I was payloading the ice area.
So let's have to map the unlock.
Oh, I know.
Map is huge.
I don't know.
I don't know, right?
That's my nap.
Whoa, hey, Lou, that's big trees.
Oh shit the black bears ride black bears that's cool
I'm in my exploration arc right now, I just want to look around.
Looks like Grizzly, uh, Grizzly is.
I can't see anything. Holy!
Yeah
It is so blurry
Where am I actually the where am I
I don't mind me just doing a little exploration.
Those probably give a lot of meat.
Hold on, let me test the kill real quick.
Oh, I didn't mean to ride you.
Well, this just got awkward.
Uh, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna have to kill you now.
I fucked up.
Not skinnable?
But you can't skin these?
Died for nothing.
For XB.
It's free
We turn this on for you, I guess you go
That better I'm so cold
Thank you
Such a gentle warmth
far warmer than I had expected. I must have looked a pitiful sight. You're welcome to
visit me anytime okay but don't leave me waiting too long will you what
May kindness remain ever by your side.
Oh, it was one of the gold people.
Cool.
Oh, I got a witch!
Oh.
Cool.
Well, I gotta go visit her.
I
Was like where's this cable is looking for is this it?
Is it a secret
Not really a secret but...
Oh, it's shiny in here.
Gold.
Oh, it's just a gold cave, I think.
And one of these things.
Oh my god, they hurt.
Um, can I mine golds?
Oh, you just pick it up?
I don't think you can mine it.
I don't think this is mineable, I think you just, it's just a little gold deposit.
That means that other cave is also just going to have gold in it, which I don't really care
about.
I will visit the switch though because she's going to give me more abyss gears and those
are going to be really important you want to play apex sometime apex not
particularly no why apex I mean you could have said like counter strike and I'd
be like, yeah, sure, let's do that.
Apex.
That's him.
Let's go find this witch.
Shalloway.
I don't like BRs anymore, it's just, you know, a new BR is what I'd be down for a little
bit more right?
This is insane.
I feel like this is such a wrong way of doing what I'm trying to do here.
I'm trying to visit the switch, but there's probably a road and I'm just going through the mountain.
Redsack fumbled so hard. I just don't love that...
They thought the part that was a good thing to take was loadouts.
I feel like loadouts are up playing to battle royales.
Do something a little bit more interesting than just like taking your loadout. That's so...
You know?
Wow.
It just doesn't encourage you to do anything.
It doesn't encourage you to engage with a single mechanic in the Battle Royale.
It just encourages you to get your load out ASAP. That's it.
And then you're good. Once you have it, you're chilling. You got your load out.
What do you need to engage with anything else for? You're good.
Yeah, I'm distracted yeah, I don't know where I'm going
This is for some ore.
Diamonds!
I don't know what those are for yet, but they gotta be good.
They're diamonds, I mean, come on.
I just hope Marathon gets past the PR smear and people realize how good it is.
They will.
I think it'll take a couple seasons though.
All right, so a little diamond cave.
That's pretty much it, but still cool.
Hey, whenever I figure out what diamonds are for, I'll have an abundance of them.
Yes.
You actually like marathon?
I mean, I've played over 100 hours, so yeah.
I think anything you play over 100 hours of you like.
you don't like or games you play a couple hours of course
where the diamonds for the kubu spear I don't think so no they're remembered
Oh, that's the witch's house.
Really cool.
I've played New Worlds for 50 hours and I hated it.
It's not likely.
You don't play something for 50 hours and hey, that's just not how that works.
Hello, witch.
My third witch I found.
The blue witch.
Bari.
Wait, Bari? Oh no.
How do you do that in the game?
Do you use the sponsor for the action show?
Well, listen, if you're here anyway, you might indulge me a favor.
Would you help restore the sanctuaries?
I am a witch, after all.
I dislike my sanctuaries being in ruins.
You're strong.
No need to fame all options.
Of course, you could refuse.
Then order collapses, the abyss spells over and the world falls apart.
Patrick goes night-bender, I don't remember that at all.
So, perhaps don't be difficult and go have a look?
Alright, so she might have some new shit for me.
Ascent, Swift.
Oh, that's a big find.
Attack speed.
This ring might be good if you refine it, maybe?
Oh no.
I wish I could like inspect it, like can't, I'd have to buy it.
Like a crude blue ring is just a normal ring, so I don't think so.
This one maybe.
We're gonna buy it, in fact.
We're gonna buy this.
There's only five so far.
Have a loot.
You can always come visit.
I'm gonna have to do some re-socketing here.
Okay, so I want to inspect this item, but I can't oh you can't look at a ring
the same way you do a piece of gear where you can't like see how much it
refines into.
All right, so now...
Ooh, that's what diamonds are for, making swifts.
Well, I can make Swift 2, but I don't think I can make Swift 3s.
Usions, I need Destructions and Steel Banes. I really need to figure out where to get those, but that's probably from another witch somewhere.
However, getting more attack speed is good.
I need to figure out where her fast travel is.
Is it on this island?
Are you telling me she doesn't have a normal fast?
She's got to have a fast travel.
No way.
That's a problem.
I mean, I got what I needed.
I don't really need to ever go to her again, so I guess it's not that big a deal.
Oh, she's got a book back there, hold on.
I'll never need to actually go to her again, so it's fine.
accessories of the world, oh by that.
volume two
Okay, I don't know where I craft.
This is copper or seven garnet to ring is copper or seven apidote earring all right
i need to
i want to leave
but i want to come back
i'm gonna hope there's something up here
smithy can make those? oh, jewelry as well? okay
do you know how you take two items together and you
upgrade them that way? Can you save that for like, can you do like a bunch of really early
upgrades and then do the same equipment upgrade? After? So like go through like tier four and
five which is easier and then once you start getting the hard stuff then use two equipments
the same type is not how it works.
That'll save you a lot of time.
Is this where you guys saw it?
You guys are fucking...
You guys got hot guys.
It works, but it'll still cost the Abyss...
Artifact.
Oh.
All right, well let's see these earrings real quick.
See.
Well now I have all the deets of the sanctums, sanctum of solace, sanctum of exaltation.
I don't know where the others are, but it's a heavy, heavy exploration.
Let's see what I can make.
I've always wondered if these have different properties, a spirit versus they call these
different necklaces if they do something different 100 gold ores of bar Jesus
That is so much balls
Stay you see what skill when fire can create
I
Holy fuck, it's awful.
It's awful.
Hello, Dory, you guys got more, I might need to sell some stuff.
I'm hoping the ancient shell ring is... I can't inspect it. Like when you look at other
items like this, you can inspect it and then you can check the refinement details and see
what it see how good it can get you can't do that with a ring so I almost have to
refine it myself to see what it gets a tarnished ring gives you attack speed
which is cool it seems like they all might but like you know I'm saying like are
all this are all the rings the same are they not I don't know
What's it cost to refine them?
Small bones and epidote.
Oh, the tarnish ring gives you 2%- Oh, that's right. See what I'm saying? At 4, you get like a stat.
This one gives you stamina regen.
This one also gives you stamina regen. Do they all do that?
I had to figure it out.
Seems like a lot of the jewelry is same-same, but it's not different, which is kind of
rings gives damn necklace gives spirit earrings give HP well that's what I'm saying what's
the point of all these different rings like this one you know if they're all just gonna
give the same there's no way they would make it that way right that's so boring
I just I refuse to believe that that's how they would do it
so what we're gonna do
I'm going to go get everyone.
Oops, not that.
Um...
Might need those.
Okay.
Everything I need?
I'm gonna grab these just in case.
I
Ask
Alright, I'm going to a little save because I want to try something.
I don't know, I have enough to upgrade the sword one.
Oh, that's fun, isn't it?
So I'll do that, I'll use my one bloodstone.
Okay, I wanted to see this.
I'm gonna upgrade this ring, and I just want to see if it gives anything different than
stamina if I get a max.
We're back, baby.
Okay, they do give the same shit.
It's also stamina here as well.
I think that's always the same.
is so what's the point of different rings and jewelry there's nothing I guess
just drip right just inspect you can't inspect a ring guys you can't do the
same tech. That is really underwhelming I'll say. It doesn't even seem like they
use different materials. They use like the same exact materials so whatever ring
you start with is gonna be the same ring later? That's crazy. I don't like that, but maybe
like maybe there's like some really good jewelry later. Like maybe all of, maybe there's
like a large amount of earrings and rings and all that jewelry at the beginning. It's
all the exact same. The big pool of like the early stuff's the same and maybe later
on it's better. That's the only thing I could think of because this is so far
are pretty lame.
Alright, we'll upgrade this ring because right now I have a high defense ring but it can't be upgraded so we'll get rid of that.
I'm using this pedal ring, which is good, but I can't upgrade it.
And then since clearly the jewelry doesn't matter, I'll just upgrade mine.
Yes.
The Master of Yandere stands before you.
You're not with the song.
Lost a little defense, but I got a little health.
I need to figure out where to farm this stuff, I need a lot of it.
Alright.
What am I doing?
Oh, I want to look at these boots really quick.
I want to look at these boots really quick. Where were they, these?
They're wasting mats. That's just not possible. You can't, you can't waste mats. Waste mats
will look actually not possible. Um, which, if you're implying I'm wasting mats because
there's better gear I could find than you're implying that like hey why don't
you go cheat so you know where the stuff is but if you don't know where the
stuff is then upgrading your gear is not wasting it's doing exactly what you're
supposed to. That make sense? Like I could just tell you I could just ask you guys
hey where's the best stuff but then that's kind of defeats purpose right?
The best way to get bored of a game like this is to go Google where the best things
are because that's the fastest way to streamline yourself uninstalling it, but not recommend
that to anyone.
All right, we're gonna have to do some shenanigans here.
We're gonna have to take out all of my attack speed gear turning into twos.
I can make some too.
We're gonna have to extract every single attack speed node.
I wonder if you could...
I wonder if you could put, like, stack them. Like a bunch of them.
Epic was spending more money than they were actually making it.
Oh yeah, that's why they put the layoffs, right?
You could only run that kind of operation for so long.
And I'm not able to make as many attacks as I would like.
I have been waiting for you, I have been waiting for you.
Alright, now I want to see something.
Can you use...
What do you use?
I wonder if these notches are important, like what if everything is, if you fill one notch
you get like one tick and if you don't fill it, it's a waste.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if you can't get 10 attack speed, shouldn't you just dump three?
Like I wonder if that's how it works. I actually don't know and I don't know how to test it and I don't really
Want to I don't know how I would test that to be honest
Yeah, the stat details doesn't really
unfortunately give you a whole lot of information, but it does work here in the
Rezzes. The Rezzes seem to work that way. This is 5, 10, 15. So if the Rezzes work
that way, I feel like it's pretty safe to assume that the, wait, you can
actually probably test it with movement speed. I have level three movement speed,
but it might actually do nothing until you get five.
What happened to me? I think it's safer to assume that if it were that way,
they would also list out the breakpoints like they do for res.
Uh, I think the opposite.
I guess I could try it by unequipping my chest piece and seeing if I run slower.
Because this is when I run at...
It's gonna be so hard to tell.
What else gives me movement speed?
Why am I getting one movement speed for something?
Oh, it's my hearing.
Do I feel like I run slower?
The best way of testing this.
I haven't unequipped and he's just trying to store it.
I think I'm running faster, so it's not break points then.
I swear I'm running faster.
I don't think there's breakpoints. I think I'm going quicker.
It seems like I am.
Oh my god, man. Can you go one second when I open the menus for it? Where am I gonna go right now?
I'm testing it.
I'm testing shit, doggy.
Alright.
Well, breakpoints don't matter. Okay, good to know.
Well, I could try to clear these Sanctums for funsies.
They might be really hard, there might be some really hard shit up there though, but
I'm benefiting that.
She said, wake me up when you start playing the game.
That is the game, by the way.
One of our PGs is opening up menus, understanding stat lines, how you want to build your character
or something like that.
That is very, very important.
If you don't like opening up menus, I do not think playing a game like this is your
calling.
No, piss off.
Piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off.
Off piss, off piss.
Oh, yeah, sick stuff.
of
Fuck it, come on.
Oh my god.
This fucking box sucks.
How many men did you end up getting? I think I needed to wait.
Honestly, I've probably waited enough at this point.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Thank you for the exaltation.
Okay, the attack speed is definitely faster, so...
Oh, not the flying guys.
flying guys
a big stock
i could maybe hit this one
came in
does well
no you fucking slow game
Come back here.
Please, game.
Okay.
That's one.
Too high.
Maybe I don't need to kill these guys.
There might be some more mob somewhere?
Holy fuck, they did so much damage.
Those casters do so much damage, wrong target.
My goal is to try to kill all these sidewalls, and then the casters should just be strong.
They are getting big hits on me. Hopefully they don't.
I think I just feel a few more.
Oh, I'm on a rage!
I'm just getting fucking poked by these guys.
Oh, they'll be fine.
I think.
Yeah, they should all run away now.
I'll just go back and see what's going on.
There's a cube.
I'm going to go back and see what's going on.
Not the button, I think.
I need to unbind my bow.
I'm not seeing anything right now.
How's my dog up here?
See if I can land on this.
That chest is definitely going to have nothing inside, but I will still get it.
Or try to.
Or it could have everything inside.
I highly doubt it, honestly.
Yep.
Oh, Garnet's pretty good, actually.
Five Garnets, not bad.
It's good for jewelry.
All right, so I'm not seeing anything from my height, so it's got to be like that right
there probably that
Okay, we found one thing, I think I still need to find one more though.
I think I still have to do the top of one of those.
Through here?
Nope, but it's chest.
This chest is fancy.
bolt plate clubs. Oh, those think are really good. Oh, yeah, I think these are really,
really good. They seem to have movement speed. Or sorry, no, they seem to have
have tax speed on a base. Oh no, they both, never mind. Are they good? They have to be.
They're a little bit better. This is a three. I guess I could just do this. I could do,
let's just go five. Five is 2270. Movement speed doesn't count, ignore that. So 2270.
And mine is... what the hell? Mine?
And mine is...
Ignore the 19. Mine's 18.
5-1.
Okay, so the difference is...
Mine have attack speed, these don't.
Hmm.
I don't know, I actually don't know.
Mine having attack speed is nice, but...
I still need to find it.
I think maybe it's off, but...
Attack speed was not the abyssal kit, no, because look at my gloves, right?
They have two attack speed, and the attack speed's three.
So that means my gloves have a base of one.
So my gloves have less defense and attack than those other gloves, but they have attack speed of one.
I just don't know which stat is better.
You know?
Alright, so we need to find a spiky top like that on there.
Okay, maybe it's in the water. Can I like pull it out?
Spikey top, Spikey top, Spikey top. Went down there.
and
there
Apparently some bosses need high resistance in some things.
That makes sense.
If you're fighting like an ice boss and it keeps freezing you, you're probably gonna
something.
Are there ever caves behind the waterfalls?
Yeah, there's a little symbol.
There's a little like a stone.
What's it called when you make a statue of a stone?
I don't know what it is, but you'll see a little statue made of stones.
It's tiny, but it's there.
Totem?
Err.
of her car yeah I don't know where this fucking thing is just cleans the sanctum
I'm just going to go back to the water and see if I can get the water back to the water.
It's showing on the minimap, isn't it?
I'm going to ask you fucking with me.
Oh, it's right.
Oh, it is in the water.
I was right.
So I just need to find a way to get the water...
...out?
That's it!
Okay, so I was right on that.
Okay, it is on the minimap. Good con.
Uhh...
Was I right about breaking this?
This little... I'm gonna need to do this.
And then there we go.
I'm gonna just break it.
Also now.
Can't burn it can't smash it you can't punch it
Can you shoot it you shoot a fire arrow, I don't have fire arrows
Oh, maybe you could stab it. Yeah, that's fair. I didn't try that
Proposed to it
I don't have any fire arrows, it's the problem.
I don't think it's a fire arrow either. I feel like...
I don't know what it would be though.
Can I drill it? No way. Because then I could just hit it and it would work.
Do I raise my lantern in front of it?
Should I kick it?
No pickaxe wouldn't work.
Um...
What the fuck do I get in there?
Uh...
I mean, it has to be this ice thing on the bottom.
I mean, it has to. It has to drain the water or something. Right?
I mean, I guess I could just try to jump in the water.
Yeah, let's just see if that is a good one.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't think I can get out of the water now.
Yeah, I can. Okay.
My guess is you need the fire ability.
There's a chance that I don't have what I need. That is very possible.
There is a chance I need this, like, I don't have any elements. No lightning, frost, fire, storm.
There is a very good chance I need that.
Super possible.
Um...
I could try an explosive arrow?
Oh, well.
Alright.
Maybe?
The fire would have done the trick.
I don't even know where I got those, to be honest with you.
explosive arrows no clue heavy attack work for me interesting it's gonna work for me
that's smoke like a volcano what is that what am I seeing tell me you had explosive
arrows the whole time I just forgot until someone said fire and I was like
Well, close, it works.
This doesn't really give me anything. It gives me like blueprints usually, but I still can't do anything with it.
We struggled to build it, we witch's joined forces, learning all we could of the abyss.
It was impossible for us to understand everything at the beginning.
Thanks to you, we have back a place of our shared past.
Make guidance to me, everybody, by your side.
Did it.
Yeah, you're supposed to blueprint high mobility 8 times.
Yeah, all of these blueprints seem to go, yeah, cuckoo flame spirit.
It's all for the cuckoo shit.
And I feel like I'm not supposed to be doing this yet.
I'm getting kind of ahead of myself.
There's another sanctum here.
Like, I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this stuff yet.
I really don't.
Because I don't even know how to get any of the cuckoo.
I could do the sanctum again, just for fun.
Another puzzle.
Over or under a multiplayer being added over the summer?
What kind of multiplayer do you guys think they're gonna have?
It'll be a multiplayer that seems crazy.
I'm gonna kill him.
Really pillop of anything.
Don't make a fang.
You're wondering how I have so much meat.
I'd have a weird obsession with killing animals.
Like I'm so tempted to kill all these ghosts.
I won't.
my god do i want to?
that's a sentence for sure
how old were you when the subset started?
In game, guys. In game. I love killing animals in game.
I don't know why. It's every game. Like Far Cry, dude. There's no better feeling
than hunting animals in Far Cry. I don't know.
Love it.
Point the mountain.
Sorry, can you say that again? You cut off before you said in-game.
Red Dead has the best hunting? Yeah, in Red Dead, it's fun too.
In Red Dead I enjoyed doing random side shit like not even quest related stuff
just like the sandboxy part of it. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed that the most the
second I had to do missions. Oh my god I was bored to death. Their missions were
so boring. There was some of them were good and then some of them were like
like, jeez, Bryce, what are we doing?
I enjoyed Red Dead, but the mission's really
ruined it for me.
I felt like they just, 60% of my time
doing a mission out of Fort Death.
Maybe more, 70.
This is quite the spot.
I see something over there. I want to get it. It's probably a fast travel. Oh, that's
tempting. Oh, it's so tempting. But I'm going to the Sanctum, which is right down there.
And I'm sure there's a fast travel too. There's so many things to pick up. That I think
is the sanctum.
did do is the most inconsistent rolls ever made by man I kind of feels like this
game with the way you control and like the the weird inertia a lot of people
just can't play games like that
fast travel
Should I do another explosive arrow or?
I really feel like I'm supposed to have a fire ability at this point in the game and
I don't have one.
I think I've done something severely wrong.
Get your burning sword.
Burning's not the same as literally like setting something on fire and blowing it up.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this unless I'm supposed to get an angle
where I can lift both of them.
Oh wait, no, I drained it a little bit.
This one should drain it a little bit more, remember?
It's not spinning. It's not funny. Why isn't it spinning?
Why was that so loud I don't think whatever I'm doing is working
I think I need to drain this one more.
I think that's the problem.
I think this one's trying to go up and then it crashes, because there's not...
I don't know. I'm guessing.
I did the mission!
makes faint of the camp
so sick
that was sick
what is happening okay it works the shit's so fucking jack I swear going up
it's going down got my cube and my fast travel a lot of them I mainly just wanted
the fast travel but the cubal work
all the cubes
Well, I guess I could go get more men.
We'll do this first.
Is this sort of like Skyrim?
More like Zelda, but...
Oh, it's a big honka honka.
Is that a boss?
Yo, that looks like a boss.
Oh, I don't like that at all.
Ah, shit. This guy's gonna beat my ass.
Let me clear the sanctum first, and then see if the boss smokes my shit.
I'll tell you to rock with your anesthetics!
You vile idol worshippers!
All right, what are we at percent-wise I don't want to trigger that boss or think
He's awesome.
Uh-oh.
Uh-huh.
That's exactly what I didn't want to do.
Holy shit, that guy, he hit it too hard.
I'm not supposed to be here.
not supposed to be here it's obvious
What is happening?
Okay, I'm definitely not supposed to be here because that guy's hitting me way too hard,
but that's okay.
We could just come back there.
Where's he gonna put me?
Ah!
We played Marathon as of late.
No.
Not since the weekend.
I think Friday.
This is a game repetitive after a while and playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey right now
and I feel like doing the same exact thing since like hour 10.
And Odyssey?
Odyssey is definitely more repetitive than this game for sure.
they are similar games you don't like Odyssey I don't know how we're honest I
don't know if you like this game I feel like Odyssey is very very similar
alright journal action
listen to the rumors that's what I just need to find more men
Perfect timing. I have some fresh news for you. There's plenty of talk about grey mains
being seen lately. Let's see. One of them in particular stood out to me. Looks like
someone's been going around loudly bragging about the grey mains. I'm sure you've already
figured out who it is and seems he I'll mark the location on your map if you find
them send them my way
Holy fuck, the rumors all the way up there.
I've got my horse.
I got it.
Go.
I got it.
go
what's happening to me?
there's spiders in this hand?
are these just webs?
fucking hint spiders
It counts as if it seems pretty average to him, but no way you sink this many hours into an average sandbox.
I mean, I've only played for like 30 hours to be fair.
And average is a 5.
I said 7.5, so that's better than average.
Just so we're clear, 75 out of 100.
Pretty good score.
I think a 75 out of 100 is a really, really good score.
Average would be 50 out of 100, you know?
Why don't come along then?
78% on steam mostly positive. That's a pretty good score.
78% that's great. That's like a fitting anywhere from 775 to 80%
That's like a very good score
And I feel like it's pretty accurate score too
It's good
It's real good.
Salami Jess
It was Marius who told you
These guys fingering too many plays these days
The nice part about a sandbox game like this though is you could play it for a really really long time
Like this could be your your game for the whole year. This could be the game for the whole year for you
Thanks pretty cool
as kind to him as he'd like us to believe.
He's doing everything he's got to spare of his energy.
I just think the amount of content that the game has really...
I hope you are best in turn for Marius is sick.
Like, what makes us 25% better than your average game,
so it's not a 50% and it's a 75 to an 80,
is like, just the sheer volume is so high.
The volume is insane.
Wait, is 20 Max Greymanes?
16 out of 20 is the quest.
Is that the most Greymanes you can have in your camp?
How good is that content though?
Most of it's pretty good.
It's interesting enough.
You both survived.
You're right in it.
I knew you were alive. I knew it.
I couldn't die and leave you all behind.
I knew the screaming cover had to be you.
You're once and talk.
Is that how you found us? Just on some tavern rumor?
It's a long story. We're seeking out other criminals.
Did you give Elden Ring then? Oh, 9? That's a 90% error for sure.
Closer to 95.
That Lod was not loading incorrectly.
Am I just supposed to go and live him?
No, I'm not.
I couldn't save a single one.
But I see them, too.
What I really like about this game, though, the thing that sets it apart for me, though, is...
It, um...
It's not as repetitive as, like, a Ubisoft title,
but it has...
even more than a Ubisoft title and I think that's really cool like Ubisoft
titles are so close to the being on the verge of greatness but they always laugh
at the depth right they have Ubisoft games have really really good one but
they're just slightly missing the mark on the wall this game has more quads and
more quads which puts it a little bit higher than like your average Ubisoft title
That's the way I compare it because Ubisoft in my opinion are kind of the kings of open worlds
Not sandbox but open world like
Betch maybe I feel like
Ubi Ubi's like the kings of that they do a really good job of creating a really big open worlds
Having a lot of content, but the content is very similar
This game is a very very big open world, but the content is actually different.
You do feel like you're actually doing different things.
I swear Ubisoft is so close. Their formula?
The Ubisoft formula is so close to perfection.
It's like right there, and I'm telling you, they are so close to it.
But they might not even know that they're close to it, you know?
I don't know how well their previous titles have done.
Like, what's the last open-world game they made?
Was it Outlaws?
Maybe? Was it Outlaw?
Oh, Shadows. It was Shadows.
Um, they're so close, dude.
That takes crazy?
I've...dude, I'm not saying their games are insane, I'm saying they...
When I say formula, I mean, like, Call of Duty.
I mean, you know, Battlefield.
copy-paste formula spit it out into another game sell really well I think they
almost have the secret sauce of doing that consistently but they're missing a
few things and I don't know what those things are they might not even know what
those things are but I swear they're close I swear
I've got some great news for you. Word of our deeds seems to have reached past the common
race because I think like their world, the detail of their world that they created right
now. We get more and more reports of Greymanes across the continent. We can't afford to
lose them. We've got to bring them in now. I'll find a way to spread the word of
of our search even farther. Search all corners of Pyewell if needed.
It's for our com right.
Alright.
Welcome to the rumor at the gold leaf trading post.
Dude, I have no fast travels here.
Alright.
I guess we're just gonna run straight down.
Sorry, this is kind of the tedious part of the game that I'm doing right now.
I'm just going and collecting all these gray maids so I have a bunch of men so I could
do some stuff with them.
Oh, he's tied up.
I got you, man.
Don't worry.
Oh, he's not tied up.
i appreciate everything you've done here
yeah this game is is honestly it's close to that thing that i was talking about
about those close to that it's close to that Ubisoft formula like they they
cooked they cooked quite well it's kind of what you it's like closer to what
Ubisoft wants to do is this game I think if they could take I think if they
could study this game a little bit and just create a more fluid game I think
they I think they could they could really iron out the formula that they got
because I think their games are mostly like pretty fluid like they're not
there and they're pretty intuitive they're pretty intuitive you know like
it's pretty fun to play them the problem is you end up like doing the same
combat loop that you did like I feel like in every Ubisoft game I've done
and the same combat loop.
What the hell is this?
Just check it a little more.
It's got to be baby.
What am I looking for?
Let's stop with somewhere else.
Where am I?
They're looking for something near me.
I don't know what that is.
I wonder if I can scale this mountain side and see find it maybe there's
actually some cave or something or maybe that means nothing actually I'm sure it
doesn't mean anything because I don't think they've done that in this game
I don't think they've had like a something that leaves nowhere it
doesn't look like again that waterfall I've been in that one I think
I think so.
You say this game's worth $70? You got a lot of time to play? Yeah.
Do you enjoy sinking hundreds of hours into a game?
Yeah.
But if you don't, then no.
You call that a yes?
A short trace, what you know!
And a trust man who hide their identities to be forthright about such an item?
If you had any calm down, we can't rest drawing attention.
This is bullshit.
What the hair?
Not the wisest business decision.
It really is you!
I kept telling you, they never found a body.
Oh thank the ancestors
Conrad feared we've lost every one of our fighters that night
We should have been the out besides you
We camp provisioners might not be the best combats
What's that behind you about what happened? It's just to block the sun when it's bright in the morning
should be here for this. It's not bright anymore though.
There's others.
Camu, Alec, Aide and Ben are still among us. We've been helping each other early.
Ben refuses to buy curtains.
We could've been a stick together.
It's not that simple.
You were scraping together a coin to search for survivors, you know?
But it's hard. Tian Silver. We have used my great main name.
I mean, I could get curtains, but then I gotta remove them and patch them up whenever I decide to sell this place
You know, ugly curtains would look in this room
We got glass windows going all the way to the ceiling
Curtains would look so disgusting unless they're built-in and I don't know if there's enough
Lee-Way
To put a curtain in as it built-in
And it's only a problem at 8 in the morning.
Once it's 10 am, the problem is gone.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm saying.
It's not that simple.
It's not that simple, because it's only a problem from 8 am to 10 am.
And then if I get the curtains, I'm gonna have to remove them if I ever decide to
get rid of this place because they're fucking ugly as shit and there's no such thing
as a good looking curtain.
visit. Unless you hide the curtain if there's enough room to do that. I don't think there is.
Now I could get some scuffed curtains that are easy to remove later.
sure. That would work. How's this one?
Media bag! Wow. Oh, hello. This bloody place is so far off the beaten path it's impossible
for me to reach the Guildhouse. Lately all sorts of riffraff have been causing trouble
of the shop. Bandits and drunken thugs keep trying to steal my goods. But yeah, I could
just move this. I don't know. So no one's coming through the door anymore and I fear
for my trade and for my very life. Would you mind delivering a message for me to the
Guildhouse? Tell them a Guild-affiliated merchant's life is in danger.
I can't window tint.
There's so many more complicated things that I can't tell you.
Mainly because it's private.
But no, window tint's not an option.
Window frosted glass is not an option.
The only thing that's an option is putting an ugly ass hook across so you can get
Get rid of it quickly.
So sorry, we're four, we know what another stand.
Here's our thumb.
Everyone's already back to their work like nothing ever happened
We're close to having our old life again
Let's see
I've gathered more information on where our other comrades might be
I'll mark it on the map so take a look when you get the chance
I'll also keep looking till every last one of us is found.
I swear you guys have selective hearing.
I just explained every single scenario and how it's not a problem and you guys are making
it out to seem like it's a problem.
Guys, it's not a big deal.
for two hours out of the day. I'm only in the room for one of those hours. And then it's
fine.
Alright, so is there more men? Collect weapons through the crafting mission at War Spike
Spearmaker
My only source of vitamin D adds a board
I already have read the name oh fuck was it will come out post
No, it was war spike spear maker that sounds so weird
Simple crafting. I don't have any crafting guys.
We'll just send whoever.
Oh, do they level up as they do missions? This guy's number is 134 and he's like my first guy.
I think they do. That's cool.
I don't know if the system goes anywhere, but I do like it.
20 people do I have left? I have a construction worker, an escort, and a logger. Um, we need
get some more wood we'll get some more wood right now I don't really need money
we've made a decent bit of money we would
five to seven people my mommy yeah I don't have that many people that's a
big logging camp well for a smaller one
Yeah, I like the system a lot. I think it's really cool. There's something about like
the Garrison system and wow that I also really enjoyed. I know not many people love the Garrison
system and wow, but I liked it a lot. And then I liked that I could do it for my phone
too. I thought that was cool.
I like having little worker bees.
Like Fallout Shelter, oh, such a good game.
I love that.
It makes me feel like I'm doing something,
but I'm doing nothing.
Oh, and artifacts.
Don't mind if I do.
All right, I'm kind of being a side quest freak.
I don't know.
I still play Fallout Shelter.
It's still receiving updates to this day.
I'm out barbecuing you say what's up to LeBron I wish
Am I going on the marker as well?
100% to fall out shelter last month. Oh my god. I didn't even make it do that.
I thought that was like an ongoing game. I don't think that was possible.
Hello sir, how are you? I'm good Dave. Definitely not a paid chatter. Definitely not. Definitely a real person, right?
What's your favorite game at the moment? Crimson Desert.
Panin' on drinking yourself to an early grave.
Yeah.
Quit sulking and get to work.
Your beekeepers don't care...
They even offered me mead.
We didn't survive that hunt.
Matilda!
There would be some way about drunk.
Ewwww!
What's got you stabbin'?
Atu-
Gad!
You're alive!
Hehehaa!
Ha-
Wha-
How can this be?
Is it you or your ghost come to Mothra?
Your stench would ward off my spirit.
It really is him.
Matilda! More me! This calls for a celebration.
Enough, you drunk!
What happened? We thought you were dead.
I got lucky. What of you?
I thought I was thankful when the black bears surrounded me
But Lucius tore through their ranks and carried me to safety
Just what cream means do for each other, isn't it?
We ended up in the woods found their way to this e-pairy in here ever since good to see you both safe
Yeah, there's like fucking 40 of us as well.
I'm collecting so many men!
Love it.
Alright, we got any other men?
Oh, do I have that five thick hide?
That he wanted?
Thin?
Uh...
Long hair hide?
I don't think I have any thick hide.
I wonder if thick hide's from like a bear. I haven't killed many bears.
Lightning bolt...
Slabs.
Oh, I finished a cube.
Alright, what else have we got, what else have we got, Dremains?
We're making some Prague.
Another artifact.
It's cool that they give you a bunch of artifacts for these quests, they're definitely
worth it to do.
All you really do is you look into the rumor, you run up to them, you have a conversation, and then boom you get a cube. It's like the freest cubes ever.
How many men do you need to help me finish? 20, I think.
It's my max.
I mean, at least that's what it says.
now seven but i'm slowing down apparently you'll maybe lose some quests if you finish seven
too fast or something i don't know i don't know if that's true it may it may just be
here's what here's what i think people said that you you might be able to you might miss out on
some side quest content if you finish chapter seven i think when you're in between certain
chapters certain quests aren't available to you and then once you finish the
chapter you can go back and do them that's how I think it actually works but
I don't know. Let's try 10 inner pikes at night without being spotted.
They look like they're up to no good.
What do you mean suspicious looking?
I don't know much about ours though.
They've got to look about them.
Actually, they look a bit like you now that I think about it.
That might need to be rough. Just as scared we do.
your mind. Alright, had to check something.
I've been slackin' on side quests for the only time I'm gonna get a resources better
gear.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
One.
Once that's so sad AI could build games like this easy.
One day they will be able to, yeah.
Like one day, you'll be able to generate a game like this with a click of a button.
Isn't that crazy to think about?
Word, that's a, that's a realistic future.
Like, it's probably not fully possible...
ever.
But maybe!
As the game started to click for you, um...
it got better, for sure.
enjoyable.
I'm having a good time.
I'm going to start tick tockin' your tick tock art.
I'm against it too many unknowns
but you need some medicine to know it I never thought I'd see the day I never
thought an honest lad like you would consider stealing is Arnold all right
Wait, who the fuck's asking?
Wait, Cliff?
So the rumors were true?
Where have you been? I thought you...
Fuck me, it really is you.
Everything's gone to shit since that night.
How are you holding up?
I'm ashamed to have you see me like this.
There's nothing to rest on, sir.
How did you survive that night, any?
story. Best save for him? Of course. I'm sure things have been hard all around, Cliff.
We've been pressed to break a greening code to help and steal from the nearby healer.
I'm gathering other graymates. They'll help. I had a feeling. It's only natural we start to get
ourselves back together. We're not the sort to crumble to black bears. Next time, things will be
different. You've put Vigor back in. It'll be good to fight once I'm back on my feet.
Don't doubt it. Get to count.
These quests are literally so crazy.
They literally go here, talk to the Greymanes,
go get a couple of them back to your camp,
and you get a cube. It's so easy.
Look at this. There's another one. Two more! Let's go!
I love it. One of the easiest cubes in my life. I love cubes.
My character's gonna be so strong.
One thing I want to do is max out one character.
I think that'd be sick.
That's like a realistic goal that I could set and probably hit it.
I didn't get my water.
I left to get water. I didn't even fill my water bottle. I just came back. Dude, my brain is so wrong with me.
I literally left to get water and didn't even get water. I came back empty-handed.
I swear I'm going to have dementia like I are all-timers and I'm telling you dude something's
not something's not right I need to get some scans or something I'm telling you something's
not right
I'm right here.
We got a priest!
W!
Wait, give me your necklace, please!
That is drippy.
And why are you here?
A pale blunt whispered in my ear, that I'll find you in this place.
Hug me.
The green leaves may be scattered.
Give me a hug.
That their spirit holds to the stone.
Hug me hard. Hug me from behind.
A blunt has weathered storms yet still in stings.
I'm gonna get my water now.
He probably is not going to have anything important to say.
Well, we go a month.
It's your...
...your goal.
Keep saying it, and I might start to believe it.
It really is you!
Cliff!
You're alive!
I swore I saw a mirror then slit your throat!
It's damn good to see you still breathing.
We nearly let the candles for your funeral...
...out of cross the desert.
Barefoot, both ways, if you would have brought you back to life.
Ha! Now here you are.
Prepare for battle, for my safety's purpose.
Get your ass over here, Aston!
To truth, find you here.
That's a fine omen.
Now, hear me all on.
Dark clouds have passed.
And clear skies are on the horizon.
Well, that's a sign we should seek out other survivors.
Many of us have already gathered.
We've got a new camp.
Great minds as they say. Am I right?
Bonds between grey mains are indestructible.
I've got a long list of fuckers to put in the ground.
Let's be of reunion awareness.
All right, where's my lantern going?
Dude, I love crows.
I love crows.
Me and Hannah, we walk around our neighborhood and there's this lady, okay, and she lives
in a house that looks kind of like this.
A lot of dead trees, okay?
And we were walking past her house and she was...
...walking out with her cane, like, really old-like and shit.
And on her roof, I'm not kidding, there was like 40 crows.
And that shit was so cool.
So cool.
Coolest house I've ever seen.
Where'd you get the armor?
My armor is just from the main story.
It's not very exciting.
My cape is a side quest.
My boots are from a sanctum.
My gloves are from a waterfall.
So chess piece main story, head piece main story, gloves waterfall, boots.
Sanktum back piece side boss I actually haven't found anything that cool my
weapons well my one sword's from a waterfall and then the other sword is
from the main story so it's really difficult I'm not gonna lie to you
guys really difficult to find really cool shit without looking it up you can
look it up and be like where's the best armor in the game and probably find it
but like not looking for it or sorry I'm not looking it up and just happening
to happening to stumble upon really good armors and weapons and stuff is not
actually that easy the game is huge it's pretty difficult right now I'm just
collecting a bunch of my Grammands
What I did learn is the differences of all of the armors and um, have I done the sanctum?
Oh shit. I should do this.
Anywho, um...
But yeah, this game is so big that like, if you're just expecting to like stumble upon like an epic sword somewhere, pretty rare.
Why did I TP so fast?
What the fuck was that?
How'd I do that?
This one's slow.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's tech here.
Hold on.
There's tech here.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
tech here one sec you stand on the portal it's faster oh is that what happened
Oh, I thought I had some insane tech somehow.
Thank you, baby.
I'll take him there.
Get Ubered.
I like that attack speed actually shows a considerable difference.
attack a lot faster than me yeah it's really cool like I want to use these new
pair of gloves because they give more plus attack but they leave one attack
speed I don't know what's more valuable attack speed or plus attack I would
probably assume plus attack I think flat is always better than speed but that's
my guess I just don't I'm tired of swapping gear for such small upgrades
Like the gear that... Oh, I didn't finish my thought.
The gear upgrades that you get at this point of the game, the increments are...
We're talking like... We're talking like one defense difference.
Like you could upgrade something to tier 5 or 6, and then find a new piece of armor,
and then look at how strong it is at tier 5 or 6, and it'll be like one defense higher.
And then you have to think about like holy shit, do I really grind all of those materials?
To use this new piece of armor?
Or do I just wait for the next increment?
But then you could be waiting 20, 30, 40 more hours for the next increment, like I don't
know.
I really, I don't want to spoil what really good gear looks like and where you get
it.
But I would love to know the statistics on it.
know because like for example this chess piece you inspect it you go to
refinement details you go to the very very ends
refinement whatever 10 35 defense or I guess it would be 32 because I have the
little thing in there like I would love to know if this one armor at max looks
like this. What is a really really like what is it what is an armor that you'd
find all the way like up here in the Crimson Desert or something like what
does that armor look like at max I just want to know the numbers but I don't
want to know where it is. I'm more interested in the numbers because then
it'll tell me how much time I need to spend in the early game actually
looking for up east.
I think your gear comes from getting really good sockets in your gear, but that's another
question.
Do the end game gear, do you only have three sockets in your chest later?
Is three sockets the max no matter what in your chest piece?
Can you get five?
Can you get six?
Because I think all of your power comes from the sockets, really.
I think if you spend the energy to get your favorite chest piece up to ten and
love the way it looks. I really don't think it's going to be that much different than another Chesapeake.
I think it's the socket that's going to matter, and that you can just interchange.
So I feel like the gear is not actually that exciting.
So far, that's my consensus on that. I don't know if it's true.
I
Family awaits me at home. Thank you
There are others set upon by the bandits why is your credit zero on Avenue?
I got none to be pale and he spoke I can tell you where they are
Don't worry about me. Go help them
But yeah, part of me wants to check the wiki just to see what stat lines armors have, but
not where they're found because the second you have that information of where armors
found, you can't delete it from your brain.
It's injected in your brain now and you will not, you know what I'm saying?
That's why I don't think this kind of game is good to do that because the second you
find out that piece of information, you cannot delete it.
can't delete it like a fucking history on your browser it's it's just there it's
stuck in your brain now
can't unthink it so like sometimes you guys tell me like hey there's armor
somewhere here and I'm like fuck don't tell me that shit because now I can't
deleted from my brain.
I'm Cliff!
don't you recognize me hold on could he truly be cliff by the ancestors
cliff it's been too long glad to see you're still green means at heart
clean shot I think I found all the homies I think that's it the homies
The grey maids are back!
Let's fight the blackbeard bears.
I happened to have the fourth book for guns, which should be the highest I think.
A fully starter pistol with a attack speed 3.
They're attack 3, attack speed 3.
The crystal is actually three crit to attack speed one, so it does seem like it matters.
Or does it seem like it matters?
When would you guys say the introduction of this game is done?
At the end of chapter seven?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, Greymane's come on.
But yeah.
I love this feature by the way.
I want more games to incorporate fast forward instead of hard skip.
As I want to skip often too obviously, but I really enjoy the uh, you can still like
kind of ingest it a little bit.
Alright, why does it say 5 out of 8?
Oh, okay. It says 5 out of 8 because I think once you do
maybe this quest it might open up or it'll open up when you do main.
Okay, so we're done that. Now we gotta wait for this.
And we're gonna go sleep. And hopefully that'll be enough time.
Feels like they didn't introduce a lot of things early enough that made
tutorial as part of the progression throughout. Yeah, I got a random tutorial on how to do
something that I already knew, and I learned it in like the first two hours of the game
and the tutorial popped up like 20 hours later. I was really confused. Yo, I have
so many men! Men, men, men, men, men, men, men! God, I fucking love men. Alright.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Holy shit, what do I do?
Do I get an egg harvest?
I think I need some more wood.
There's a really big quarry, but is it too big?
Five to seven people.
I have five woodcutters.
Ooh, the problem is, hold on, this is- okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I need to finish this, and hold on, hold on, if I can sleep 12 hours this is fine.
Because I need this mission to finish for the progression of the game.
Um, and then I could send, I'll reset all my men, I'll cancel all their missions, and
then I'll throw them back in the pool.
I think I'm kind of at peak men right now.
I think when you finish the next chapter beat, I'll be able to get more men, but
for now I think this is close enough at this stage.
Alright.
Running kills me.
It reminds me of the Oblivion remake.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Holy shit, I'm about to get a farm.
Is that why I'm about to get a farm?
And...
Talk to Kamu.
Hold on, let me cancel all my men real quick,
because they all finished their jobs.
I'm gonna cancel everybody, bring everybody home.
He's about to ask you when you were heading out.
Cancel bang. 33 minutes. Okay. Cancel bang. We'll let them finish their song though. 33
minutes is like no time at all. Alright. And then...
This is my favorite system in the game so far, by the way. I don't know why. I love
it. I love the camp and sending people out to do things.
What do you think?
It looks great. I don't see it.
Is that a sun? Is that a breeze? It might be a good spot for a farm.
Right.
Okay. Dude, this is the world's slowest conversation. Yeah, it's good. It's a good spot. Great.
I'll ask the others what they think too.
First things, finding out what grows well around here.
There's a big farm not far from here.
You should go off for your help.
Learn a thing or two while you're at it.
Ah yes.
Your timing couldn't be better.
I was just thinking of setting up a ranch here.
The soil's moist and a refreshing breeze blows past.
It couldn't be more perfect.
Second guessing, I'll start right away.
I'll handle it.
Okay.
Yes.
the strangest conversation I've ever been about.
I'm pretty sure this game, just guessing,
because it keeps track of days played,
Think that's important for certain things like something tells me
It's important to like there might be timers on weeks months days
Whether it's respawns or something like I think it's important I actually think it's important
To keep track of
Proceed with the apple picking mission. Proceed with the milk mission.
Oh! I still have to do things like this?
Alright, well, I was gonna optimize my guys, but no. I'm gonna have to send them...
I don't know where.
Go to job.
Wait, why are they doing this?
I don't think they're gonna do this, alright.
Alright, so, oh fuck, what did they want me to do?
It was, it was the Glenbright Farm and the Wood Ranch.
I already forgot.
Go to jump.
Glenrite farm.
Bloom, rub, rub, ranch.
Do I want a milk cow?
What do they want me to do here?
Do they want ranching?
Ashton's good with cows.
That was Colton.
That was Luther.
Okay.
And then what was the other one?
What was the other one?
Oh fuck.
Um...
Bloom...
Uh...
Glenbrite?
This?
I think?
Glenbrite Farm?
I think we have our best farmers first.
Let's do that.
All right, so those are done now we'll just send our guys anywhere we need we need money
We need wood we are that big logging mission. Was it this one? No, it's just two to four
We need a bigger one this one five to seven. This is a 2.1 k-haul. Hold on. What's more efficient?
5 to 7, 2.1k Hall.
Or a little one at 7-9.
Oh, definitely the bigger one.
So we need a woodcutter.
And then another woodcutter.
And those are my five men.
Dang.
Um, we have five fighters.
Let's see if we can do security mission at five.
Something a little juicier.
Ooh, I'm not seeing any juicy...
Oh, one?
Two to four.
I don't have access to a juicy escort.
That is not how I wanted that one to come out.
you know it's out there now so we're gonna set them on a double then we'll do one with three
and we'll do another one with two actually
Simple crafting
Let's do my mission five to seven I don't have any miners
This is awesome, I just am addicted to this, just fucking.
thing. What is Smithing you, you bitch? Thanks. Oh, that's so worth. Okay, and then we'll
just send him all of these. Thanks. All right. Okay, we got all of my 25 men working.
Double, you don't need the top top. I might need to inject some more money, but
But the escorts should pay for the rest of the labor.
Not what it sounds like, more clear.
Even the milking mission, not the ranch mission.
no way I should wait that night.
Proceed with the milk mission and apple picking mission.
Oh my God, I think you're right.
That's fine, I can fix this.
Got a job.
Cancel this.
And then we go in one range.
And then we go cow milking.
Mine is fixable.
And then the other one was apple picking, right?
Is this one?
Fine, it's minor setback.
There you go.
There you go, everybody's happy.
I'm also gonna dump a bunch of money in here, just in case.
I don't really need these, but...
Alright.
Alright, and then we'll just donate.
Like, that much.
It'll be fine. That's it.
I'll keep it, stay sharp out there.
I still never found that bank, by the way.
You guys told me like a bazillion times to go to the bank
and I still don't know.
At this point, you told me this like forever ago?
Is it this?
It's probably this, the one building I haven't checked.
I don't know what I've never been into the bank. I don't know what that means
24 hours later your character still looks like a complete dork. I think I look pretty cool right now, but whatever
It's the bird mask isn't it?
sad
The hell is this?
What is the symbol? Oh, is that the Gamba symbol? I think it's the Gamba symbol.
Really taking the long way around, huh?
Hello? Oh my god, it's an actual bank.
Come on now, it's a noble thing.
Wrong box must be registered before you use gold bars for it and it will be invested according
to investment strategy.
Okay, not enough coins.
It's a hundred coins?
Oh fuck.
I think I need to...
I need more money.
I need to start this investment opportunity here.
Well, I don't have enough cash, so that's a problem.
We're close, though.
I do have the gold bar to invest, but I just don't have enough cash.
I could probably sell a couple things and be poor.
I don't have anything cheap to...
Oh.
I go back here find the hell can you invest money what the fuck is
I'm gonna go behind you it's not weird
Oh, I might have some stuff to sell.
All my weapons are crafted with care.
I mean, I definitely do.
A lot of things I don't...
particularly need.
Like a candle for a copper.
I could sell the gold bar, but that seems kind of troll, because I'm only 7 silver off.
So if I sell this axe...
and then I sell this bow and then I sell
Well, fuck.
I'm right there.
What is this? Equipment's not good.
Electro. Where did I just see that? Electro?
You could equip it.
It's an electromagnetic flame spitter.
A spitter that can fire flames using electromagnetic currents that seers enemies to fires leaving burns.
Oh!
Wait, I could have used that on the...
Ah, that's a nice piece of utility.
Okay.
Good to know.
Every warrior counts on the right there guys, we just need two more silver
And I'm trying not to lose my abyss gear, so I'm just trying to sell I could sell some meat
I could sell
I could sell some chicken I could sell
This ring, you know, oh we're so close right there
We're gonna sell some bugs
Why don't these bugs die?
Alright, there we go.
We're gonna be so poor after this.
We're gonna be so poor.
I don't know if this is worth it.
Maybe I should save in case it's not worth it.
This is not worth it, I'm going to save.
Just put the gold bar in the bank, bro, shut the fuck up!
What do you think I'm doing?
I had to make 100 silver first, man!
Sorry, sorry, I'm not upset.
Uh, uh, conservative, bold, uh, a bold approach or an aggressive approach?
Hmm, I would assume bold, medium.
High risk is probably a terrible idea.
So I'm assuming if you do high investment strategy, does that mean if it pays off I
I get 55% of what's deposited, but if it does not, I lose 50 flat?
Because if so, high-risk is pretty good.
I guess if you keep failing...
I mean, you can change it any time.
Okay.
Now, that's my one gold bar.
I can't make any more for ever.
For a while.
However, it's been a long time.
Can I get another one?
I don't know when I took the gold bar in the first place, but maybe it's been a while, like, what if it's there again?
I know I have a blueprint for the gold bar, but it's like a bunch of things that I don't have.
Aw man.
That was worth a shot.
All right, well now I'm poor, so that's good.
Hey, being poor is...
Being poor is so sick.
You think they'll add KVP eventually? No, man, what?
Stupid question, sorry. There's no such thing as a stupid question. I'm so sorry.
Apologize.
uh... no i don't think so
uh...
well now what
do i go do main and say pocket who cares if i lose some progression
but i go try to kill the boss again even though i think he was way too hard
for me
I'm not trying to play, I might be tech.
Watch this shit.
Nope, not tech.
GTA 6 is gonna be insane. Oh for sure. Yeah, 100%
1000% actually
One quick check. Sorry apologies. I'm staring at a lot of menus
It's a cost to go six I
Need to figure out how to grind bloodstones
Because they there's what sets me back here. I need to find a bloodstone farm or something but like I just don't know how
I've only acquired a few and I honestly don't remember how. I think I killed bosses?
Or something?
Definitely didn't mind it. Well met.
Well met. Yeah? What is it?
I need to figure out where an anvil is again. I actually still to this day do not know where a
a close anvil is. Pretty sure you mind the red crystal, no? Well that was the
garnets, right? I didn't find Bloodstone. The only place where I know an anvil is,
is this is ridiculous is down here so far away I don't know where their anvil is that's close
I'm gonna buy GTA 6 at launch on PS5. I don't think so.
I think playing Grand Theft Auto 6 on console as your first experience for that game
is gonna extremely sour the experience
and I think the best thing you could probably do is wait
for it to come out on PC. I have
lived by that for every Grand Theft Auto launch.
Granted there's not many of them as they come out like once every 10 years.
But I played GTA 4 on console and completely regret that decision.
So then I waited for PC and it was much better.
And then GTA 5, I did not play on console.
And I waited for PC right off the rip and it was a good choice.
So I think GTA 6 will be the same.
I don't think I'm going to play.
it's just like it's gonna be it's gonna be bad on console it's just it just
will be I don't want to sour that I want to I want to experience it for the
first time on the platform that it's supposed to be good on
Why would they do console first?
Well they make double, it's essentially double dipping.
I'm going to clear this because I can't hear, but it's essentially double dipping.
I'm still a believer that they delayed it so that they could launch on PC at the same
time.
I'm still a believer of that.
Is that a mob?
What?
Ah!
Stone Lantern Spider?
Oh, shit.
I mean, you'd regret for GTA 600 if you wait, would you?
Would you really?
Running around barely getting 60 FPS?
You really think that that would hurt?
No, there's no way.
I don't think that.
around getting 45 frames playing cops and robbers like I I don't know I don't I
don't think you like I know it's gonna have really cool shit in the game and
it's gonna be awesome but I feel like it'll be that much sweeter if you wait
I don't know like there's a chance it's not even 45 FPS like it's probably
gonna be 30 I've only played one game on 30 FPS lock and it was the first
Spider-Man on PlayStation, and it was, to be honest, it was really miserable.
And then I replayed it when it came out on PC, and it had like 250 frames.
And I enjoyed it, obviously, but it was my second time playing, so like how much could
I enjoy it?
I already did the things on the Ugly Mode, 30.
You know?
Defeat the enemies around the Fortress's artillery unit.
That place?
Oh my god, I got a piece of that.
I got a piece of that.
I'm not sure.
Holy shit.
Phew.
I was insane.
I was insane how much I just fucked.
The amount of pee that comes out of me is...
I mean, should be studied, really.
There's a lot of stuff infirmary timber warehouse armory barracks artillery
this is a lot and then the captain Brady this is a lot of stuff to clear but
is it this is the marker just wrong because it says it's over there but I
I think it's this.
Holy...
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck! Where are these arrows coming from?
Oh, they have artillery units.
I need to find their artillery units and kill them, I think.
Now this reminds me of Odyssey.
A little bit of Valhalla, sprinkled in there.
Where the hell are they off to?
Where is their artillery coming from?
Holy shit, there's a lot of them.
Security sprinklers.
Where is their artillery in this?
Where is it shooting from?
I have no clue.
Well, time to go on a murdering spree.
We'll kill through.
Think of it as a light rain.
Light rain.
Those archers do way more than the fucking security system.
This will take forever, there's so many mobs in here.
I'm going to be here for a minute.
I'd really love to deal with it, but...
I've only dealt 8%.
Yeah, I know I could spawn my men, but like...
Like, they're all in the van.
There's not a lot of quant here, bro.
Where'd a quant at?
Oh, they're respawning us.
There's a lot of hearts in here.
How do you get in here?
Hold on.
Okay, so this is where the boss is.
I don't know if I really care about that though.
Man, I do want to kill him.
I just don't know if I want to kill him now.
Chapter 8?
Errr...
No. I'm not. Actually.
I'm just doing random side stuff right now.
I'm 93 copper to my name
I'll see him right.
I'm like 25% of the way through it's just big name.
Oh they all, I almost killed all of them.
That's unlucky dude.
A lot of archers. This place is like 95% archer.
of
the
of
the
They brought the Reforcing.
What would happen if this was part of the main at some point?
And you did it before him.
Oh, that's not possible actually.
I know that, because I went to Calvate, and Calvate was not.
These guys dropped a bunch of gear.
Is that any good?
Hell.
terrible. Can you upgrade it? Oh my god, I'm gonna be rich! They stab!
I'm getting big actually.
We're only half way there.
Happy looting, Doggo.
Probably open this gate too, gonna hurt but...
I'm sorry.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
I
Like a blank shadow
I need bigger clumps, dude.
Back sides is small.
They're all archers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, why is he here?
Whoa, why is he here?
Oh, yeah, god.
I'm not sure.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
I don't know why he was there.
He was supposed to be...
The others.
Well, how he got there
You know these guys are these guys part of it too a lot of them hey
I think the big dudes are more percentage wait I just saw I literally just saw the
percentage go up I mean how many cubes do I have because I have been fucking
murdering nine and I could get more health I can get more stamina here with
do stamina 10 because fuck it oh shit 10 you need to start getting some other
shit not not enough understanding of the power of life oh shit the game shouldn't
tell me I'm fucking doped I'm gonna say you're doing too good you to relax
I
Move is just good for a we just want me to do it. I mean it's just a good move. We're all
You don't really need to use food too much, like it's actually kind of better than dying.
I'm using kind of shit food so it's okay but it's definitely better to die if you don't have a lot of food because you don't lose pride.
Oh, there's a fast travel here.
20%!
Oh, that's fairly good.
Been to win?
Omni Slash!
I've been to win, Omni Slash.
I don't actually know what happens when it's zero, I forgot.
I don't know if the camp gets cleared and then you should have killed a boss.
I hard forgot.
You have to loot after all this.
dog loops for you but honestly all this loot doesn't really matter too much. I don't know
That's crazy for this.
7%!
Hey, the gates are closing again!
7% at the gates at once again.
Actually hold on hold on hold on hold on I want to check something.
I have the spider-man swing and I've never actually used it.
and release tab. Base middle click. That is an awkward, that's an awkward set of buttons.
I guess it's not that awkward.
I couldn't turn into a bird, man. I don't know, I was in space bar.
I couldn't turn into a bird.
I'm coming in the bird didn't work
where am I fuck it's called me so far away
Bro, if this place resets itself because I died, I'm gonna be pissed.
seriously what am i supposed to do to live that what am i supposed to do to live that
holy fuck
wait so now where i want it to be i don't want to fight the boss and all this chaos
One on one, be one hand like a champ, and hopefully live.
They're almost all dead.
Come on!
Hold!
Okay, they're all dead. I thought they would disappear, but they don't. I still have my
I don't know why I don't.
All right hold on.
Kill my mate, he's gonna, guys.
Kill.
They're gonna wait.
Stop firing.
Please, I need to grind my weapons.
Okay so they will just infinitely spawn.
So they will just infinitely spawn
I still try to kill this guy
Okay this goes
There's a lot of bobsies dude
Where are you going? Stop shooting at me, Archer! What the fuck is happening? I think it's
better to fight him in the other spot. I can't kill these guys. They're just here poking
at you infinitely. This is kind of cursed. This is such a cursed off. I'm gonna die.
This spot is giga-curse. I'm gonna fight him somewhere else.
I wanna go fight him in the other spot.
At least he doesn't have these infinite dudes shooting for some reason.
Niki's got a little pizza cutter.
I don't even know what these many objectives are by the way.
The infirmary, the timber warehouse armory?
I'm no clue what that means.
Can I not even clear this?
Ah, don't you stop it!
I'm not wasting my time.
I remember where I spawned him here, yeah, this is weird, it's weird that he could spawn
here.
He could spawn under this lift for some reason.
Oh, he's just here.
I don't know if this is going to be easier or harder, maybe harder, hopefully.
Holy pizza cutter holy pizza cutter
Oh pizza cutter where'd he go?
Oh, you have to fight him there.
I'll be honest, I might need some more meat.
I might need some more meat.
To fight this lad?
Yeah, I'm gonna need some more meat.
But he was just there as like an afterthought.
Oh my god.
I need better food, I know, right?
It barely heals me.
Well, I need a bunch of meat then.
Like I need to go hunting.
Take the best away.
I think.
I think I might still try even with my video pieces of me.
I'm not that clever out of here!
Alright, let's try it.
You have some nerves stepping into my domain
Oh, he's grinding my shit!
I wonder if I can spam, I can spam, I can spam my meat.
Will I run out of meat or am I going to find out?
Oh my god, multiple.
Oh
the beats of gutter he's gripping I had him right where I wanted him that dude
it was grip a model.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on.
The wheel of the last hole.
4% damage to Mighty Foes.
See, that's a pretty good socket.
4% damage to Mighty Foes, that sounds pretty good.
Delegation leather hat, drippy, plus one trust gain.
That is so...
Hog so dog shit like what and then I got a ivory messenger key item treasure
It liberate a token of freedom shackled by bratty goo the message I
Could probably free a bunch of men
Hey! Liberated.
Well, that was quite the...
That was quite the killing, to be honest with you.
I got so many cubes out of that.
That was insane.
This main storyline?
No, this was just me wanting to liberate.
This game is kind of like Assassin's Creed, where you open up your map and you'll have
tons of red stuff like this, and you can clear the camps and liberate them, and stuff might
open up to you.
What the hell is this down here?
You might get some stuff open up to you because you did that.
Every warrior counts on the weapon on their side.
Holy shit, time to sell.
Oh, they don't stack the fire, that was just...
Something else.
He's bozing, man.
that's a cool fucking helmet if it wasn't damaged and I could actually use
that that's a cool ass helmet
the hammer is happy to see me oh my god I'm rich it's really is black desert
offline I don't know I'm sorry I like it really is
So, do you guys think the plus one trust game as an Abyss socket is actually good?
Who the hell are you trying to work faster?
And why?
This weapon's cool as shit.
The Wheel of the Last Toll.
I wonder if there's any special move sets on different abilities?
Probably not.
Or different weapons.
Every warrior counts on the weapon of their sight.
Thank you.
Yo!
This guy sells mad shits.
You should have a life out there.
Ka-ka!
Wait.
This ain't bad.
Wait, this ain't bad.
Wait, this also ain't bad.
This though, actually ain't bad.
It has crit and attack speed and natty.
I stacked two of those?
that? That's not actually that bad. I might buy these for one of them. Honestly, a mace
too is pretty... Do you think they have less reach? Like, what's... What do you think the
difference of a... Like, because like this as a base seems so much better than my weapon.
Look at this. But do you think they have less range? Like...
I'm gonna buy them both because I'm far from the original.
They're always at your disposal.
Now get it, those are actually...
Oh, can you not refine them?
No, you could refine them. I don't understand. What's the caveat here?
I don't. I don't understand that seems way better. Like if I was to use two of these
axes i think they'd be insane i don't think it's range dude i think they have the same reach
i'm actually kind of confused
The caveat is that it doesn't come with gears, but who cares?
Yeah, because like the base itself is one crit, one attack speed, right?
That's something that you could get in gears, but you could get it on the weapon flat.
That seems pretty good.
Maybe the caveat is later on, base weapons like this won't be good because your gears
are going to be so high
that you would want flat attack to be the highest or something i don't know
you do the sword shine with it yes the same
same thing
don't have to be a sword
interesting
interesting interesting interesting
Or even where even are my other weapons like groups of my other group here
Yeah, cuz like hollow visage as at least attack speed, which is cool a curved sword
Actually doesn't have anything the curved sword has a higher attack, but doesn't have a tax be to work crit
That seems to be the balance right because this is five. This is five, but this has one attack speed. This has two more damage
But I guess it just depends on how the stats are I
Guess it just depends on how the stats are lined up, right? Like is flat attack the best stat you can get if the answer is yes
then the curve sort is still better because it has a higher flat by 2 because this at
5 is 21 or no 22. This again, this at 5 is 23 plus 1 so 22 and then this at 5 is 20.
Too less attack but you get crit attack speed. Also something to note too which is really weird.
Crit rate is only for the weapon.
So if you're using two weapons, it's two separate critical rates. Super odd.
Very very odd.
Stats of this game are just weird. I don't know. And then this at five is
a mace at five is 23. It doesn't have anything else. It has no nothing else, but it just has flat damn.
I want to use two of these axes, that'd be kind of cool.
I think it actually looks cool too, running two axes.
All right. Well, pretty good stopping point. We liberated this area. Got some stats on
some little math. Dude, I've cleared still a fraction of this game. Look at this. This
is nothing. This is nothing. There's still all of this mountain side up here, the
Crimson Desert, all the way up here. Varnea goes deep. And then whatever
Delcia is. And then there's even mountains here that could actually be
something. I don't know if they are, but there is like a whole mountain side, like
here is a whole mountain side. I think this is out of bounds, all of this. But
There's this mountainside here which could have some goodies.
All of this. All of this.
And then this. That's insane.
Big game. Big fucking game.
It's, I mean, I think if you're trying to clear most of this game, like not even all of it.
If you're trying to clear all of it, you're looking at like probably 500 hours.
But if you're looking at clearing most of it, you're probably looking at a couple hundred hours.
If you want to safely say you discovered at least 50% of the game and its challenges and everything that has to offer knowledge-wise, my knowledge is 20%.
That's actually a good way of maybe looking at how much you've cleared.
My knowledge is 20%.
So I have about
30 something hours 33 hours 20 percent knowledge, so
You can argue that it would slow down when you get further in the game because more knowledge at the beginning
So you have none of it which is probably true, but here's all the bosses
There's seven. This is kind of cool
It's a good thing to look for if you want to focus
This is why it's kind of a sandbox too, like if you want to focus on something that you
really really want to do, like bosses 15 out of 75, if I want to kill every boss in
her nard or whatever, like I know that there's still 10 of them, like I can go look around
for them.
What boss was that that I just killed?
Was it in...
Goose, this guy.
Ludwig.
You gotta chase down those bosses, right?
Cool.
Oh.
There's just a lot to do, that's the main appealing part for me, but I'm gonna call
it here? Is it six o'clock and I got to go? Six o'clock is my stopping time. I
usually take Wednesdays off, but I'm having a lot of fun in this game, so I
might go live. I'm not sure yet. No promises, because I usually take Wednesdays
off, which is tomorrow. I don't know if I'll be here, so you could maybe wait,
you could maybe not. I'm not fully sure. We'll see how I'm feeling when I
wake up. If I wake up and I'm just I want to play some more then I'm just
gonna do it and if I wake up and I'm like eh then I'll take the day off but
I'm gonna call it here. Nice little nine hour sesh.
Trying to stay on the schedule here. I woke up a little late today and I was
a little bit pissed. I keep waking up at 8 a.m. but I woke up at 8 30 I missed my
alarm somehow and I was pissed but I'm trying to wait. Lyrics playing this
game off stream? My god! Oh, he probably just afk'd the game on, to be honest.
Anyway, GG's. He's hooked, finally. He's hooked. It's exploring and seeing... I
think if I... I think if I was to Google and like go on TikTok and see all the
shorts of finding out all the information about the game. I don't think I would
enjoy it as much. I'm enjoying exploring it myself and deleting my brain from all
of the information in the outside world because it makes it more special if I
find something cool. I feel like I found it myself. But yeah, I don't know how long
that's gonna last because there's only so much of that content you could do
before you're like, okay. Like I'm just tired of it. Like I'm tired of
exploring. Like at some point it's gonna hit you, right? It's like Starfield.
I loved Starfield and I was exploring a lot of different planets exploring a lot of different things, but at some point I was like
Dude, this is getting like repetitive like I'm tired of exploring these planets
So that's gonna happen in this game too for sure. It might happen at 60 hours
It might happen at 50 hours. It might happen the next stream, but it's gonna happen at some point
But I know tons of people who have sunk a lot of hours like solid FPS has played almost 300 hours this game already
Because he had the review copy
So for now I'm enjoying it but I might be on tomorrow we'll see GGs thank you
guys for watching though thank you guys for watching I'll be on tomorrow
morning maybe we'll see how I'm feeling when I wake up GGs GGs GGs have a good
night thank you for watching enjoy your Wednesday if I don't see you
tomorrow