I
Oh, no.
Ah, bro, just tell him the truth, Ruth, be wrong.
Hey, what are you talking about?
We normal people work and we don't even have one.
What's up, man?
What I miss?
What's the conversation?
I love conversations.
I love being involved, too.
I love when I'm included in a conversation.
What the hell is he talking about day off?
Oh, that's why.
Hey, man, I usually take the day off.
What's the big deal?
I'm not taking it off.
It's not that serious.
He said you don't deserve a day off because you only play games.
Oh, that's what you're saying.
Yeah.
Well, it's not like you're not taking it.
I don't take a day off because I work hard.
It's just take a day off because I want to do other things.
That's what Wednesdays are for, they're for comic books.
I get comic books, I buy magic cards, I buy Pokemon cards.
I treat myself every Wednesday, that's just my thing.
But I'm not doing it today, so...
Maybe I'll do it next week.
Or tomorrow, I don't know.
We finally finished the tutorial?
I think so.
I would say at this point I'm done with the tutorial.
I'm at chapter 7.
I feel like I've done the tutorial.
I swear chapters 1 through 6, you're still learning stuff.
I think I've learned everything about the game, now you just play it.
There's new shit like 100 hours in?
Well, yeah, there's probably like sandbox-y stuff, like weird, like silly, goofy stuff you learn, but
in terms of like actual mechanics, I can't imagine they introduced much more.
What setting do you play on?
That
I'm trying to figure out this game
I've not been here much I'm watching back the pod from two potatoes ago and trying to catch up
Well, you shouldn't worry about it like that
There's not much to catch up on. The story or anything isn't too elaborate.
You could just... do an inform time to time and see where I'm at.
How often do you wash your mouse pad, never?
How often do I normally do it when I compete?
Like, far too much. Maybe like once every few months or something.
Well, I wouldn't wash it, I'd get a new mouse pad, but...
You definitely should clean or whatever your mouse pad often.
I think it helps a lot.
I don't do it because I'm not a competitive gamer anymore.
You know, I'm not playing for money and playing for fun.
I'm competing in a game, but like I'm not doing it for like anything.
It's just for fun.
That's why I don't care.
I've lost my, my, um, that giga drive, I guess, right?
The LSL's on performance or balance?
I put it on performance because there's not much of a visual difference.
The LSL's 4 on performance is pretty good.
Isn't it late too bad with 4x frame-gen?
Not really.
I mean, it's a fighting game, right?
If it was like a shooter, yeah.
But it's not a shooter, so it doesn't feel as bad.
I'm gonna take a PP.
All right, report expression.
Please stop giving me takes and reviews on new games, they're awful opinions, ruin games
literally.
have no impact on games which is unfortunate because a lot of the things
I say need to happen but it is what it is when some you lose them
look at our creators long time
you could have said you could have saved your world I said nicer things about
your old suit I love that game RIP that goes in that that goes in the vault
memory vault we'll never have a we'll never have a good MMO again new world
I love those gloves.
Love that game.
Why am I going back here?
Hey, I cleared this whole camp.
I cleared this whole camp, I found a base axe that actually was pretty strong.
Get more men?
Uh, I think I have men down in my mind, I think I have so many men.
Oh, here I'll go back to base, I'll sleep.
Hold on, I want to take a peek over this ridge line, I think it'll just be pretty.
I've never played a game where I look at views, fucking weird.
Oh, there was an artifact on a rock.
I remember seeing magic on a rock.
There's that rock, yeah.
Can I go there?
Where is that?
Is that gullible?
I don't think so. I think that's out of bounds.
There's an Anvil in this one. There's both an Anvil and a...
Yeah, right here.
I'm going to try to get to that little rock, just for fun.
I don't know the best way.
I'm going to have to fly and climb, I guess.
Dude in Awakening could have been great.
I mean, dude in Awakening was great.
Dude, I got like 250 hours on that game, man.
Oh my, how many hours?
Yeah, 250.
I can't, I do, I got 60, I got 70 hours on the public test client, 30 hours on the beta,
and then 250 on launch.
That game was fucking so good.
Once it comes on console, dude, people are gonna be cooming.
Game is so good, because it's also gonna come to console better than what we got.
Marathon changed their days to cryo archive Thursday Sundays so I'm gonna place a marathon
tomorrow to play some cryo.
I might need some more meats, dude.
I almost had a meat.
Oh, that's a good little slaughter.
Holy shit, pigs are strong.
What the fuck?
I think I just sent that pig flying.
Where did it go?
You better get a lot of meat from a pig, cause...
Oh, that's not worth it. You may as well kill Deer.
Huh?
Hey! Stop running! Stop running!
Hey!
Alright, well...
of
the
Oh my god, I almost spit my coffee out, dude, no one's ready for that.
2,000, thank you for that at all!
AHHHHH FUCK!
So funny.
Are you getting spirit on kill? Yeah I am.
I have like an AOE farming builds.
I'm thinking about having separate builds.
Because I might have an AoE farm build, and I might have a single target build.
I'm getting to the point where I actually am getting enough gears and sockets to be
able to change it up.
So that's pretty fucking neat, I'ma be honest.
Do you think this game is worth buying?
Yes, yes, buy it with every fucking dollar you have.
Every single dollar you have, last dollar, find it.
I don't care.
Well, I got a rock.
Oh, probably another rock there.
Oh fuck, there was something there the whole time.
That's fine, I can hit the waypoint and just go straight down, but I do want to see what
that is.
worth it to sell a kidney for this game? Yes. Dude, I think you should sell your fucking
house. I think you should maybe even consider buying this game and shutting off your internet
for a couple months and just playing this game offline. I think that would be worth it.
How can I watch you then? I don't care.
I don't care if you watch me. I care if you play this game
with no internet specifically.
Do you really think we have houses to our names? How many of you guys own a house?
Press one if you own one. Press two if you're renting.
Press three if you're homeless.
That's a lot of ones, man.
Like half of you guys.
Like half of you guys own houses.
Collecting cubes.
Dude, 100%ing this game.
I'm not gonna lie.
Uh, would be extremely impressive.
Because it would mean every little cube like this, a simple piece of paper would hold you
back.
I think that would be an impressive feat.
Isn't it 100% like a thousand hours?
It could be more, right?
Because in order to do 100% of the game, you go to your journal, right, and then you go
to knowledge.
So I have 20% knowledge acquired, right?
Technically to 100% you need to figure all of this out.
That would mean every collectible, every manual, every boss, every creature, all 400 types of creatures, everything, all of this.
Like imagine you're 99% and there's like one crafting manual.
There's 359, imagine you're at 358 and you're like, dude, where's this last book?
And you'll never get 100% because of that.
I think it's just as impressive as like getting every achievement in like World of Warcraft or something.
but in that game it tells you right in this game it doesn't so it might even be harder
hey guys slay bitches i'm coming to kill you all hold on one sec
hey guys
i want to see if there's anything inside this
It would be a good time to wear my pirate hat if it had more range.
Nothing up here.
Weird that they put a bunch of bandits here.
Alright.
Ew, what the fuck is that?
Ew.
Um, anyway, I'm exploring.
Anything else here?
Oh, there's anything else here.
I need to go back up, and then there's a cube directly under here.
The beaches look nice, not gonna lie, there's way nicer than being in the fucking foliage,
low bit rate, you know, the low bit rate tree lines.
The water is nice.
Yeah, the dragons in this game have a 15-minute timer and then a 50-minute cool-down real-time.
You can only ride the dragon for 15 minutes every hour, essentially.
What the hell?
So the shopkeeper...
No one needs to know we were here.
Back alley...
Ooh, explosive arrows are huge!
The seals now?
Fine fishing rod blueprint?
Camouflage?
Pavilion disguise.
Shh!
Scurry off now!
Honestly, fine fishing...
Oh, it's a key vendor!
Oh, that's nice.
I might buy this fine fishing rod if it's your fortune find me if you need another deal
I don't know what the difference of having a good fishing on versus not having one
Dirty and resistant to breaking
Oh
Didn't know there was better fishing rods. I wonder if you could find yeah bigger fish or something
Where was the shiny thing there's a shiny thing under me somewhere
Maybe it's like directly under makes it came it was like here somewhere
Oh, here we go.
Can you watch the game yesterday?
How far have you gotten?
I've been doing more side stuff just for fun.
I'm on Chapter 7.
I know there's 12 chapters.
I'm trying not to rush the chapter, the main chapter's too hard because this is common for me in a large open-world game.
I usually rush main story and then when I finish it, I feel like I've completed the game and then I never play again.
I want to play this game a little bit more than that, so I'm just doing side stuff.
Because if I rush the main and finish, I actually think I will stop playing.
And I don't want to do that. Not yet, anyway.
Why is there a murder?
Is there anything?
I still haven't quite figured out what these onyxes do.
They drop these rocks, but like for why.
You know?
I think the rocks...
So I saw a couple cores that I could make with the rocks, so make really good abyss cores.
I guess you could do that.
Earring here.
And a fated earring.
Here, there's like nothing here.
Weird little spot.
Is that the castle I liberated?
Backside of it?
Oh, it's not.
It's a different one.
I probably didn't put anything down here.
It's only there.
Nothing down here.
Unless there's like a cave or something, but...
Playing this game on a 2060 Super is fun, 40 FPS, but lovin' it.
I mean, you don't need that high frames in a game like this, to be honest.
I use Framegen because I think low FPS hurts my eyes.
I mean, I don't think I know low FPS hurts my eyes.
So...
But...
You could get used to low FPS, so that it doesn't hurt your eyes as much.
much more you stare at it you know
the guy played spider-man on ps4 whatever on 30 that was dog shit but
eventually my eyes adapted to the dog shit and it wasn't as bad
Cool little castle, born bryor forks.
Sorry I didn't meet.
They drop a lot of meat.
Well, W go.
Anything under 120 FPS is an eyesore.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, I'm picking this up for cooking.
This could be a lentil, I don't know.
I don't know.
Do you like this game or Rootscape Dragon Wilds more?
Dude, I can't wait for that game to get more content.
It's already gotten more content.
I can't wait to go back.
I'm hoping one day Rootscape Dragon Wilds is huge.
Where's the piece of magic?
Oh, that's...
Good see-through wall?
I
Have a mask
Where's the
Palatinate
I go through there, I mean, I don't think there's anything in here, I think it's just
like a...
Steel candles from the church of West Endemic?
What?
My artifact is stealing candles?
What?
My cube to get a skill point is to steal candles from a bunch of churches.
That is mad weird.
I've used either combat challenges, not stealing that so odd, okay.
Is there a way to look at all of my challenges here, right?
Astri?
Oh my god, it's one of these, I think.
I'm just curious what I stole.
Oh, is it one of these?
Wait, I missed an artifact at the Axiom archive?
Fuck.
Oops.
What did I just pick up?
What was that 16 seconds in this game?
Refused.
Hold on.
I don't, I, I don't tell you anything.
Did I not just, oh it says right here.
Dark, oops.
Dark Pilgrim who stole the Ember.
Is it not popping up because I've never completed it?
Let's scroll down and challenge this.
Oh, oh, there's more.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
I don't even see it still. What category is this under?
I think of the Earth 3.
Oh, here it is. Oh, you get an artifact.
You'll candles from the church you get a ledger main to
What does that do? I wonder ledger main to
Pretty easy you just steal candles from the main city or not one of them. I guess
Ledger main
Try the most boring ma on the planet.
I used to think that because you guys put that in my brain.
But then I started watching other streamers and...
Man, I realized I'm really boring.
It's crazy.
Real boring.
My god.
I actually don't think I'm that boring though, for real.
I think I'm actually pretty interesting.
Is that what you're to say about myself?
I don't think I'm that boring.
I think I'm partially boring.
But like, I'm just a-
a dude, you know?
I'm in a-
I'm in a prison.
An empty prison.
What the fuck's the point of this prison?
How you don't throw anybody in here?
Um, there's got to be some purpose to this secret
Entrance to a prison with a secret key
This gotta be there's gotta be goodies in here something right
All right, there's kind of nothing here. I'm gonna go to store
Lots of pills did not want that book
maybe light all the torches I highly doubt I don't think it's a puzzle or
anything here yeah I don't think it's a puzzle or anything I think just like a
I could light the torches I guess, but I...
So keys can open these doors?
Not all of them.
I'm about to run out of keys is the problem.
And one of these doors look more suspicious than the others?
I don't think so.
I don't know how many keys I have left.
Whatever.
It is odd though.
A secret prison?
With oh wait, I guess it's not really secret. Hold on. It could just be a normal prison. I just found a different entrance
Welles warhorse tack blueprint
Hell's attack
Jesus sorry
All right, whatever
Get out of here
where am I? where am I? where am I? where am I?
holy shits I'm just in some random wells legion
I've never met anyone from the wells legion I don't know what wells the state?
Who goes there?
That was anything here.
I kind of want to steal those candles to see what that ledger made too is.
Ooh, something in that cave.
Is that a blimp?
I guess it's a blimp.
Lots of blimp back there for sure.
There's two of them! There's three of them!
Is the starting city the largest in the game so far?
Um, it's like an actual functioning city?
Kind of.
Like, I've gotten to big cities, but they're just empty.
Like, there's nothing going on. No quests, nothing.
So... I don't know. Like, I'm sure there's something, but...
I'm going around collecting cubes.
This was fun. Can we see some combat, please?
No.
Oh, Sprit cape.
This place looks cool.
That's right here.
Luckily, my stamina bar is huge.
It's like a medieval just cause, yeah, no, it kinda is.
I didn't forget how I wanted to do it, it's fine though, I can't see shit.
Just cause.
Two.
Three.
These cubes are just, walk up and take them.
No puzzles required!
What do I have at this point?
Five.
My stamina's max for now until I do the main story, and my health is close.
I'm trying to max these three.
It's...
It's not really much close at the side.
They also work as TPs. Oh, they do. Yeah, you're right. Where the hell am I? Oh my god, I'm almost where I'm not supposed to be.
I spawned here because I just liberated this and I was like, you know what? Let's explore the beach and I guess I ended up here.
I don't think I should cross the other island yet. I'm not supposed to be there.
I'm not supposed to be in that region. I'll murder these guys for fun, I guess. What's up, bitches?
I'm trying to kill horses. They probably have so much meat.
What do we got here? Invitation of the Circus. I've already picked these up, man.
That looks barely challenging. I mean it's not really hard if you're fighting normal bandits.
It's like the first...
Nice, we're done.
I'm gonna go back to camp now.
It's like the first thing in the game, bro.
You gotta fight some shit that's hard.
There's 400 creatures in this game. 400 different types of monsters, so...
Bandits, one of the easiest ones.
Unfortunately, bandits are like the most common, they're everywhere.
There's a blimp!
off
I gotta go back to my camp, but I'm doing a last second situation here, looking around.
Well I want that just for the fast travel, both of those, it's like when am I ever gonna
say I went here again, you know?
There's a random spot to be in.
Whoa.
What's up?
Is that the temple?
Oh my god, that's the temple, isn't it?
Oh my god, I want to go up there.
I want to go up there bad.
Oh, I want to go up there bad.
Oh shit, my pants.
I want to go up there.
That's going to be quite a climb, but I think I can do it.
Preparing for something.
I need a lot of meat.
I got a floating cue.
Oh, it's um...
Some, um, well, the puzzle pieces.
Oh, there's a...
Is this a sanctum?
There's a sanctum.
How's this?
How the hell am I supposed to grab that one?
It's so high up.
I can't reach that.
Can I jump and do this?
I can't.
Well, this is definitely some sort of puzzle for some of them.
Looks cool.
I mean, I have to do it, like, I'm so fucking far.
Raps.
You guys drop of his cells, which is nice.
Can't seem to hit him.
Nice kick.
All right, this is going to be an awkward, I think I already have the answer to the puzzle.
It's just flying up there.
I just got to figure out how to get that high.
And I think I need to make like, maybe a stepping stone or something.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it's to get in, right?
Is that, can I go in there?
Holy shit, I got to take, I got to, I got to take a poopy.
I haven't taken my morning poopy today, so it makes sense.
Are you guys morning poopies or late night poopies?
When do you poop?
It's important that I know.
Yeah, I'm in a wall.
After coffee?
Yeah, I mean, I'm about done with my double coffee. That kind of makes sense.
Dude, I almost almost said another puzzle.
Oh, that cracked me up.
It's like one of the best parts of the game.
I think they're quite fun.
They are a little tilting at times, but still.
They're kind of fun.
Every hour, oh hell yeah.
We got problems.
I
All right, so we know what we need to do. I don't know what else
You grab the thing really high up in the sky and how do I get it?
that's
Another problem. I could open my pot and see if I have like this. This is a decent stepping stone potentially.
It's gonna electrocute me, but I think it should work.
I think if I, if I like put it up here I might be able to, might be able to bounce on it?
Oh I can't, ooh that's a problem, okay.
Okay
Can I how far can I pull it?
I could try to knock it off
Hmm, I don't know that's gonna work
Let's try something else
Why does this always move in my inventory?
I mean, are you one of these?
Damn, this is electric, this is zappy too.
Are they all zappy?
the problem I'm running into is that you can't do it in the air oh shit okay you can I didn't
How the hell am I going to get that high though?
They try to use the tree, I don't know.
I don't have Force Bomb Jump, I don't have that up here guys, I can't do that.
This could work though.
Nope.
I...
I'm gonna get this.
I can only go about this time without as high as I can go.
Wait, wait, I can do three and how can I do three I never learned that skill
But I've never heard I've never gotten this skill before
Well, I'm confused
Oh, is it just basic I think I was thinking of this one
Why should be a basic skill?
What be able to do with that?
I might die
Damn it, we're like right there
Do it from the tree?
Is that going to work?
No, it's not going to work.
I don't...
I mean it worked technically it technically works how how am I gonna pull it down
because I'm just gonna fall and that's gonna happen every time
what the hell is this
I don't think that's possible.
I actually don't think that's how I'm supposed to do it.
You don't have enough time to do it, you're just...
I really don't think this is how you're supposed to do it.
I use this pole.
I feel like I'm supposed to make a stack of bullshit.
I don't think I can reach it from here, right?
This is a problem.
Can I still do it with an electrical cube?
All my cubes.
Are all of them electrical?
Is this electrical?
Oh, all seasoning.
Turn around.
Please for the love of God.
Turn it.
You can't.
No.
I don't know how to get this.
I think I'm supposed to make a stepping stone of stuff that's not electrical, but everything
I have is Zappy Zappy.
It's all Zappy Zaps.
I'm going to load these batteries up and maybe like something happens, you know what I'm
Maybe I load the batteries up and some shit moves, I don't know.
and then man
please get in
holy fuck
let's go
let's break it off
thank you
Oh
I just want to see if this changes anything plugging these in without the CPU
Answers no it's raining now though
All this for a cube, huh? So can't get this so
Well, I finished something. Hell yeah. I sent one.
Ooh.
No, the gliding above is not going to work. It needs to be a saffring stone. So I need
to come back. I need to come back with stuff that's not
Zappy Zap. I wish I knew what was Zappy and what wasn't, you know?
Are all of these going to be Zappy Zappy?
Because I think they are.
No, it's not about, guys, it's not about going higher. It's about I'm going to fall and then I am fucked.
higher doesn't matter I can art I could grab it that's not the point I could
grab it but I can't do anything with it
look I'll show you you can grab it by like slingshotting but you can't do
anything with that information you'll just fall and die because you can't grab
Anyway, I'm not even going to bother showing you because it doesn't work.
We're just going to need stepping stones.
Unless you could grab while in bird mode, but I'm 90th century, you can't.
Oh!
Wait.
Hold.
You can.
You're saying there's a chance.
Hold on.
You can do it!
Oh my god, you can actually grab while flying.
Who would have thought, not me?
You guys are geniuses.
You've played this game before.
Well, I guess you have, so that makes sense.
How though?
It's just like, every time you do a puzzle, you realize there's even more that you don't
know.
It's like, let's fuck with it, let's know that!
All right, just a little drunk
What's turning
Oh god, it's turning, where am I going?
Oh, I'm twisted.
I'm really twisted.
Oh goodness.
What's happening?
Where am I?
Okay.
Where's the exit?
out here. Am I flying? Where am I? I wish I could see, but it's funky. I might be in
the sky. That's not ideal. Alright, well, there's Evian. I'm assuming it revealed something
because I can't go in there.
What was that for?
I don't understand.
There's nothing here.
Okay, I got scan.
There's actually nothing here, okay.
I got skin.
The reward is solving the puzzle.
Dude, what a terrible time for rain.
I can't see anything.
I still can't see anything.
I don't even know whose temple it was that I wanted to come in, was it here?
It was there.
This is gonna be a fucking mission.
this is
I can't believe I'm about to do this. This is going to take so long.
I can't believe I'm about to do this. Alright. Okay.
VOD watchers, give an hour.
There's more to that puzzle?
I mean, I can't get up there, so.
I also, it's just a terrible time for rain.
I couldn't see anything.
So, that is just unfortunate timing.
Oh fuck.
Get there!
Uh-oh.
Oh, climb! Holy shit.
Hell yeah, that was sick. Well that...
This is gonna take... fucking forever.
I'm not even fully sure if it's possible.
I mean, it probably is. You just gotta find the right angle.
I can't see!
I don't even know if there's a certain way to find out.
Please stop raining, please.
Please?
Okay.
Somehow easier to see the higher I am.
Oh, it's like at the angle. If I angle my camera, the rain doesn't show up.
right here is the big good angle
on your music
oh it's getting hype
Uh-oh, where am I going to hold on to?
Oh goodness.
I think I could step here.
This place is crazy.
Come on man, triple jump. I'm not gonna triple jump this, you psycho. You've lost your goddamn
mind. That's a good way to fucking fast-track straight down.
jump you're trying to get me to fall
Almost there
I made it
There's gotta be something here, right?
What's inside?
Hmm.
What?
Guys, I think I wasted my time.
I mean, I'm gonna go on top and see if I can do something here, but I think I wasted my
time.
This area is for the story quest.
Oh my god, you're telling me I gotta come back here at some point?
Son of a bitch.
Okay, well, that's a problem.
I...
That's not good at all.
I need to get some sort of fast travel somewhere close if I need to go here again.
Because there's no fast travel up here.
I don't need to get like one of over there or this one maybe on that rock
Fuck.
I got a poopie.
You
Oh, sorry, I was bad in there, I was bad, I was bad, do you know what I'm talking about?
I was bad in there. I was bad. I was bad. You... I mean, some of you guys...
Some of you guys would probably like what you just saw in there, but most of you guys are not.
Well, what the fuck do I do now?
Because there's no fast travel up here.
I guess just leave.
out of breath oh hell no that's what I'm saying
Seems like there's an actual proper way to get up here, and the main story might teach
you that at some point.
I think the way I did it was not the way you were supposed to go.
I think the main story when you get here will follow a path.
Hahahaha.
Forward slash.
I gotta get this fast travel.
Save me time in the future somewhere.
Get in the cave.
Don't be a puzzle.
Unless?
I can't get in here anyway, good to know, Bunch?
I know there was nothing getting in here.
Ah.
Where the hell's the fast travel?
That's probably related to the main as well.
It seemed like a main kind of door, you know?
It seemed main-like.
There we go, fast travel, nice.
Okay, we can leave.
Got it here.
Lantern?
Nah, nah, nah, that's a main door.
I could just tell.
I could just tell that's a main door.
You just see it
I did the thing
Ablish a farm at I think I gotta bring these guys back
there's no one better than me when it comes to managing folk at this point
they're almost done so I'm gonna sleep well there's no mission in this world
they're actually like almost done so we'll stick a little little nap
for 12
I
At least it'll be fucking bright thank god. I super dislike nighttime
All right, so I need the milkers back and the apple pickers back
How milking cancel
Apple harvesting
Oh, I'm supposed to do construction jobs now, aren't I?
I think I am.
With those two guys.
Hellin' hell, yeah.
Holy shit, it's expensive.
Building the ranch and building the farm is 10,000 each.
That's... pricey.
I can't even afford to do both of those.
Hmm, that's a problem.
Unless it's just one, I don't see the other option.
Oh, I see, it's over here.
Both are okay.
I need six members?
Um, alright, I'll do one at a time, I guess, because I can't afford to do both.
Actually I have enough to do both.
I will not I could sell all my trade goods I don't really know what the point of the trade
goods are besides sellin'
out.
Bill requirements on that.
I actually need a... I might need a construction guy, just one.
uh
Looking for anyone specific
Construction guy.
And I need another construction guy.
I don't have money actually, but.
Unless I cancel everything, I might have enough money if I do that.
I cancel this, it'll give me money back.
Keep the estate security, because that's how you get money.
Yeah, I'll do that.
These make you money, you know.
Remember, there's no mission in this world, we'll put it down.
You got any good trading goods?
You got any good bring me whatever you want packed?
Looking for someone with speed, strength, or maybe a drinking mate?
I can't do them at the same time, I don't think.
I don't think you could do them at the same time.
I don't see the Howling Hill option.
Besides here.
Shit.
Opened the details, maybe?
No.
Damn it!
Well.
Now what?
I guess I'll just send them on their normal missions.
Fuck it.
I don't really understand the point of building these things for towns.
Like I could help her Nard Castle and build him a...
I could build him a...
I'm gonna try it. I could build him a statue thing.
Expensive, it's a lot of money, but I'll do it for him.
Come down.
I'll send them all, fuck it, have fun.
How long do these missions take?
Okay, like 16 hours
Alright, well, that's fine I
Wait this got taken
This wasn't bandit territory before
Does anyone know
With this guy, okay
You have these camp provisions on the left?
Are these strictly for...
Selling? Is that like literally their only purpose?
I have all these blue goods in here. I don't know what they're for.
You sell them, do you? Wow.
I gotta go to Shepatu's camp over here.
I'll have a quest here anyway, if I need a bag.
Yeah, but you need 25 to even be able to sell.
Oh.
Wow.
Okay.
So you need 25 packaged wool.
That's crazy.
How the hell do you even get that much?
Wait, can you farm, like, wood, for example, and then, if you have, like, a hundred thousand
wood in your camp, can you package that wood?
I don't know.
Run!
Yeah!
That's where the big money starts to come in though.
Yeah, but what do you even need money for first time?
In 10 different people stream this game, when I look at the stream they're literally never
doing combat.
Yeah, that's an RPG, most of them anyway.
They're not always fighting.
There's no idea things have got that bad outside the city.
The Guild must always protect its members.
We'll come up with a plan and take action right away.
No need to inform Sherr disel.
The Guild will handle it directly.
Thank you for bringing me this news.
The Guild is in your debt.
I got a bag for that, that's all I want to do.
Oh fuck yeah, that felt good.
What?
Serious energy.
Man, is this just spawn here?
I've been here so many times and there's never been mysterious energy.
Oh my god, there's a fucking fast travel here.
Am I blind?
I've been here so many times!
Am I an idiot?
The answer is yes.
Yes I am!
The whole time I have fucking run this place.
It's all good, it happens.
It happens.
happens
OK
maybe it's time to start doing some main
maybe
what do we got
build a statue of doing that, craft a die, whatever
oh
what is this
secret of the lost seal, I'll do that, that sounds fun
New ones have been added?
What do you mean new ones have been added?
They added waypoints?
What then?
Oh, with that new patch?
Oh, that's probably what happened.
the
secret of the loss of either of you heard of the great thief of a man
is pilfer coins the poor wow quite a tail there are better lawful ways to aid
them dead clancy even so his popularity among the porpoise grows he'll boldly
leave a letter at each scene with clues as to where he'll strike next I'm
following the tale of Robin Hood let's go that's fun this very morning I
I discovered such a letter in my study.
So what went missing?
The seal of the house, no wonder we're being so discreet.
Just so, the loss of the seal of the house of Circus must not be made public.
I can only entrust this task to you.
Will you accept it?
I don't have a choice, yeah.
An eye gazing from above.
Who could this mean?
From above.
Perhaps mountains are all I,
tells me a watchtower is the,
search there first if you would.
Here, alright.
Got a boss?
You got a boss.
Alright.
Very simple, yeah?
Hold on.
Blue?
Where's my helmet?
Oh, I guess it takes off the helmet, but that makes sense.
Can you choose a different gender in this game?
You can play different characters, but you have to unlock them first.
This game is character driven so you like to do a character story.
This is like the main character but there's side ones.
Wait, isn't this an old memory that I should have seen ages ago?
Talk about howling him.
So now that I do have my glass, I think it's just an old memory I never found.
Yeah, that was... I never found that memory before. It's fine.
Wait, do I have to figure this out myself, I wonder?
Apparently not, right?
Holy shit, this is probably going to be an elaborate quest.
This might not be worth my time.
But what is an RPG if you don't waste some time doing quests that go nowhere?
Sometimes they go somewhere and that's why you do them. Hannah was watching and
she's like I don't understand why you're playing this game. She's like what are you
doing? I was trying to tell her that like when you play an RPG like most things
you do are boring they lead to nowhere but the small percentage of the time they lead somewhere
maybe like 20% of the time they could lead somewhere cool and that's the high the high is hoping
to find that 20% you know you'll do a bunch of quests there'll be a bunch of bullshit they suck
and every now and then you get a good quest and you're like that was worth it
you know this is the three or four hours that were boring before then paid off
It's kind of like playing a survival game like Daisy, right? Like Daisy people would be like why the hell would you play that game?
But you play
It's it's kind of like a sunk cost fallacy like you play to hopefully get something out of it a little bit
Yes, it's a little different than the sunk cost fallacy, but
I think it's supposed to be up here.
Oh, it's probably literally at the top.
I've been here before.
I don't understand.
A clue!
Okay.
Too high or?
You need to decorate your own base? You can but it takes a long time.
The system is like on link the great thief hidden here. Yes
So did you learn anything?
We're black and white exist in harmony
When black and white exist in harmony could it be I think we're thinking about the same place
Follow the waterfall path to duskwood a place full of peculiar stone
The ground there is set in a grid as if there's some hidden pattern to it
My thoughts exactly the clue must point there
I'll sort things out here see if that thief left any other clues
No, the chest, eh, it probably has nothing, just a couple popper.
You really want money, you just go liberate some, kill a bunch of bandits in your fucking
bridge.
Money's so easy, you just go kill like hundreds of, just go hunt, kill hundreds of mobs and
then you'll just have hundreds of dollars.
I still get XP for it, which is pretty good.
Burnt on Marathon yet?
No?
Oh my god, I've never had to actually use a shovel before.
Does it lose?
Okay, now I know there's a treasure it looks like, I guess.
Okay, we got A-notes, this guy hid a bunch of pieces of paper in the fucking dirt, who
does he think he is?
I think he's the fucking riddler.
You're Robin Hood motherfucker, you're not the riddler.
Hello? What's happening?
Where's the last one?
of
a
of
This is a problem.
I only found one note and I'm, unless I'm missing a pile somewhere, I could never find
the last one I just gave up.
Yeah, I'm... confused.
Am I blind?
I don't think so.
I mean, I could look at the paper, yeah, but I don't...
Maybe it'll tell me where it is.
That is not me.
Oh, there was no second note.
It was just one.
All right.
It was just one note.
You I dare failed me today?
You hardly worth my time.
Uh, okay.
That's that one game.
I forgot what it's called. Mujong? Go? I don't know.
Where you do the thing and skip the thing. Okay, what the hell am I supposed to do here though?
see how do I carry this let's see oh my god there's no way I have to literally put it
in corners but okay there's just there's no I need some sort of context or something right
There's got to be some sort of clue or...
No, I think I'm just supposed to go.
Uh-oh.
I don't...
This is... I'm assuming this... How to play...
How to play Go.
Go is a two-player strategy game where they take turns placing white and black stones on a grid to surround more territory.
black loose fur stones are captured how to win at go when I go focusing more
controlling territory than prioritizing the corners first well that
doesn't help me
do I just stack up one of the colors
I'm just gonna stack like I'm gonna stack up one side with black and one side with white.
I got him.
This is going to take forever. If this is wrong, I'm going to have to move everything
again
What
What what did I what did I do?
Okay. Okay.
I, I don't know. I don't know, I did.
Wait, that wasn't even part of the quest.
Look, track the traces of Duskwood.
That was not related to the quest at all.
What the hell are the traces?
Oh.
Did they hit it?
Under the stone!
Okay, so it's gotta be another note hidden.
Uh-oh, this other one's not hidden under anything.
Uh-oh.
Okay, if that was a note, where would I- oh, maybe here.
No, there was no glowing symbol.
Read the note?
I just did.
I was a note where would I be?
I don't know where the second note is.
Aww.
Maybe I just lift every single one and see if it's there.
Read the note out loud.
Why?
I feel like the note would be where I did the puzzle.
No?
Am I crazy?
I'm not here though.
Oh my god, it was next to the piece of paper, dude.
I just didn't see it.
It was in the same spot.
There's just a tiny little guy
It's not my fault. I just want you to know that that is not my fault
It was literally on top of the piece but it was the same it was the same rock it was just two things and one
Couldn't see it. It was so small
I got a 32 inch premium element monitor myself three months ago and never want to go back.
I did.
Once you step into a 32 inch territory, that's when you officially entered full unq full
boomer status.
Like I went 4k, but I went 27 inch 4k.
I tried 32, I'm not ready yet.
Maybe in like five more years when I'm like 37.
But I don't know, I don't know if I can do it yet.
32 inches is too big.
I don't know if I'm fully ready to embrace the, the unk.
should be here any minute now they received your letter it appears to be a
clue found in dust wards yes
Yes.
Severance.
So the person that said,
The person that said that 4K is useless on 37-inch, that is not how that works.
You'll have a higher pixel density on a smaller screen.
Therefore it'll feel sharper and look better than 32.
Not saying 32 is bad, but it should be about 30-40% sharper.
flow what a lake perhaps yeah it's a lake like there is no perhaps the point
where streams converge if I can deduction so there is such a place in
an end just tell me where to go man I'm not convinced
fucking Sherlock Holmes ass quest luckily I have a lot of the waypoints so
it's not too bad
like 32 can't send in my desk has to be mounted I mean yeah I've never did I
I always mount my kit, and so...
I'm mainly like 4k, though.
I like 4K for it as weird as it is. I like 4K for competitive games more than I do games like this.
Competitive games is where I've noticed 4K the most, because you could see where it helps us see really, really far away.
Like, if you were playing about a Royale and you have to look like a thousand meters,
If you if you look a thousand meters in 1080p is blurry as fuck you can't see shit you go 1440
You could see a little bit sharper you go 4k and you could pretty much see
That far away as if it was right in front of you and that's where I noticed
Is when you're spawning like like far details? It feels like you could see further away
Yeah, like fucking yeah, like hawk vision, dude
Or a fresh raider 4k monitor 240
I have a 27 inch 4K 240Hz OLED.
I do a 27 inch instead of 32 just because it's smaller.
Smaller to be honest. I don't care too much about the pixel density. Like I know it's
obviously better
to have pixel density like smaller on
smaller screens, but I didn't do it for that. I just did it because I can't do it. I can't look at a 32 inch monitor
Five more inches is like once you go five more inches you have to turn your head
To do anything, you know
Like if I'm looking at my inventory, I have to literally I'll have to do this if I'm playing marathon
I have to look right look left look right look up look down 27 inch I could still
Just use my eyes
and that's where
The problem is they're saying is five inches is a lot five inches is huge. It's absolutely huge
There's another location I feel compelled to investigate as well
I'll mark the location of the rooms in your map
Oh, I've already solved this one!
Hey!
Great!
I'm just...
I don't know what puzzle I already did.
Don't sit right next to the screen, then. What does that argue with?
Well, you're not right next to the screen.
I'm about, I'm about an arm's length.
This is, this is my monitor right here, you see it?
So I'm about an arm's length away.
I would say that's pretty good.
That's like, I'm not that close.
An arm's length?
That's a full ass arm.
I mean, granted I'm, I'm a smaller guy, but still.
You know?
I like how I don't have to actually read the puzzles, it just takes me to where I need
to go that's nice well yeah if you're if you're saying like sit further away if
you get a 32 inch at that point why did you get the 32 inch if you're gonna sit
further you know I'm saying
because yeah you could argue okay go back here now don't need to turn your head
But at that point
You're going backwards literally and and
I mean mentally and physically I guess right like you're going back
fucking hate these birds so much
looks so wrong and unhealthy sitting too close like CS pro players do
yeah but you're locked the fuck in though
It's so worth. Sitting that close to your monitor when you're competing is so worth, bro.
You are locked, but fucking...
I'm telling you, dude, nothing can get past you.
What are you guys arguing for? It's your preference. Yeah, no, it is your preference, but
For competitive, it's not so much preference. It's not
It's definitely preference in a game like this in a game like this. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Give me a nice 80 inch monitor
fucking game hard, right? But like I would I
Would use I would use my 32 inch 4k on this game specifically, right? But
it's like I don't want to go back and forth like I wouldn't want to use a 32
inch for one game and then swap to another monitor for another game that's
just a kind of annoying
so that tent just melts yeah I got mad at where I'm at
the clue led to an abandoned stone platform near Halseus yes yes yes my
blindness shames me then the next clue yeah yeah where the Hammers ring was
I think I've done this puzzle too.
Just have multiple setups.
That would be the most nerdy shit ever.
having one set up here, another set up here, and I just... game, I swam to the other.
Holy fuck. That... that would be so cringe. Oh my god. No fucking way. That's too... that's
too far. That is fringe as fuck. He'll never catch me doing that, no way.
Holy shit relax me
I don't have a lot of food for this
I'm gonna kill this fucking big honka, bro.
I don't have to liberate this place, but I feel like I may as well, right?
Oh no, I do.
That's part of the question.
Okay.
Oh
All these guys count for liberation
Yeah
I'm not up to density here, bro.
That's realize, I don't have my, my, my, my buggy ass.
Oh, I don't know if that matters.
you get those are the faster way to liberate rather than killing these guys
one at a time there's like not enough of them
plus 56%
it's like forever
He's going both dogs now.
Go find the boss.
He's dead.
Oh, forward slash. Oh, I should do that. So 5 enemies with forward slash. 15 seconds.
I think this is the forward slash.
I actually forgot which one forward slash is.
of
the
this is
and
It doesn't work for some reason
That's not work, bro
Hey
Maybe you can't use it with you
of
Again.
This is a hard one.
15 seconds is not a lot of time.
I
Try again
Oh, I think I did it.
I need a mod for GPS meters.
Hard to tell how much damage you actually do in this game, you know?
Does G-Sync make a difference in this game?
I'll be honest, G-Sync hasn't made a difference in a very long time.
I think was G6's kind of old tech in this point.
Good colorful numbers with Crit next to them.
Exactly!
I need a mod for that. I don't know much damage I'm actually doing.
What am I talking about?
Thoughts is weak!
Liberated!
Oh, I got the seal.
What's done, I guess?
Is that coffee on your desk?
It's Oom, but yeah, I want more.
It's hard Oom right now.
I've been drinking three cups of coffee recently, and I'm a little bit upset about it, but I like to...
I like to think that I'm...
I like to think that I'm balancing it out by going on two mile walks every day.
I know it's not much, but hey, it's better than zero.
And...
And... and... and...
And going to the gym, so that's... that's...
That's my comp... yeah, that's my compromise, I guess.
I usually don't like drinking three cups of coffee, mentally.
But because I've been doing those two things,
it makes me feel a little bit better.
I don't feel as guilty.
I have the steel, man.
How many milligrams per coffee?
How would you know?
That's a great question.
If you ate coffee, how would you know how much milligrams? Do you have to like get a special reader or something?
One must look upon the lowly...
Fancy tech, how do you know how many milligrams of coffee are in a...
You take pre-workout for the gym too? I do not know. I'm not a big pre-workout there.
...welfth to stagnate, then forge the strength to guard those around them.
A message. Each line carried intent. Fulfilling them is left to me.
So the theft was meant as a lesson and a warning to lead by example
You measure the weight of the beans used
That's not how we make our coffee though. So the reason we can't measure how much it is used
Regardless of his counsel. I must ensure the poor receive more grain
Yes Robin Hood at work
Lord of the Seals!
I find myself reflecting as well.
W Robin Hood.
I thank you. Should I ask for your aid again? Would you answer?
That goes to the gym? I try.
It's this new thing I started in September.
I try.
Great Thieves gloves. Quest is done.
Visit him again to follow up a quest. Oh, that's fun. They need some time.
Great Thief. So this thing cannot be enhanced, but it has something called Great Thief.
Allows the wearer to steal without being detected.
Huh. 30-minute cooldown.
Those seem pretty useful.
I wish you could upgrade them.
That would make them actually so good if you could upgrade them.
I could steal from the bag.
the shield has a movement speed
of
the
of
5
Sorry, I was-
Think about something. Sorry. Uh, okay.
Yeah, I know I am low on meat, but I think I have, um...
Yeah, okay.
How do you have 11 attack speed?
Um... sockets, mainly.
Oh, destruction 2!
Huge!
Wait, destruction 2 is big, right?
Or no.
His attack 2.
Really good.
I'm going to put that in...
But yeah, I'm running at attack speed in my boots.
Honestly, I could probably have more at attack speed. I just I don't have... I would need to farm a couple mats, but...
I don't have any crit, but the reason why I don't have any crit is...
I think the gameplay loop is attack speed first, and then once you get big enough tier 3 abyss gears you can swap to a more crit base, because you just don't...
Crit is per weapon, so if you're dual wielding, right, you would need crit on both weapons, not just one, because it's based off of which weapon hits.
If you're using a two-hander, a crit might be a little bit better there, but I just think for dual wields,
I think it's easy to just spike up to attack speed 15, and then once you get better attack speed gems available to you,
like if you have attack speed 3, right, you could then just get 15 attack speed really really easily and then fill the rest with crit.
Um, that's my logic, anyway, I don't know, I don't know.
Damn, this makes it plus two.
I'm trying to think how far do I level up these pieces of gear.
strong how strong do I want to get or do I wait
do I wait and hope I find something else this thing low key could be a sleeper
the wells mace it has a really high base attack
how's spine of the earth wait that's not bad
that is not bad
I wanted to... I wanted to dual wield these, the Maeve axes. I actually think
using two of these until you get really really good gear would carry you hard.
Because they have both base crit and attack speed, they have a lower base attack,
but you do get the crit, which is quite nice.
the
weapons in this game have similar initial stats they do yeah they're very similar
like extremely similar.
I'll be here ready for your next job.
in school. I can't use it, but it's cool. Um, alright. I didn't even know I got this
fine thing. At T5. I usually like to get my stuff to T5, but bloodstones are hard to fucking
get. I try to get everything to T5, and that's like my base, but I just, if I could find a
bloodstone. Like T4 is probably where you should realistically stop, but T5...
If I just could figure out where bloodstones are, it would make my life a lot easier.
Oh, yeah, I wanted to see if there's anything to steal in the bank, because now that I have
thieves gloves, I could just steal in front of people, and they won't even know I'm there.
How do I use that ability, though?
I don't know.
I haven't checked up my bank in a while, what's happening in here?
Has it even been a week?
I lost money.
That's good.
Hell yeah, sick stuff.
Cool.
Hello.
Why me?
I'm just looking around.
I don't know if there's anything to steal in this bank.
You guys don't have like a vault or anything?
Oh
They suck
No, I don't really care about money that much I was just
curious
I usually get my money from killing
I like to do that. I like to get my money from killing because I enjoy just slaughtering mobs like a speedy-o
And then selling everything
It blades to a warrior while I shit those to its captain
All these clues take up space what the fuck are we doing?
Oh yeah, I definitely wish the progression...
I definitely wish the progression was a little bit better.
I feel like so many things you find are just the exact fucking same.
And I wish they were slight, like I wish they had some slight differences, but they are
very very similar
I have a lot of meat that I need to play
what's your most used video class? I would guess Archmage and Invoker
bro I didn't play when those classes exist Archmage and Invoker those were not
of the game when I play it.
They still aren't.
Oh, that's good.
Welcome.
But he still aren't is a crazy thing to say, aren't he?
That's your leisure see what calls to you
Welcome extract I need to take all this stuff out think
Plus one trust game.
Now, I was taking all these out so I could, um, actually, I should put, oh, stupid, uh-huh.
you see here. Put it in here, better to put it in gloves than don't do a wielding. I don't want
attack and a weapon at all. The only stat I want on a weapon is attack speed inside the actual physical weapon.
You'll find what you seek here
Human speed to
Might pull this attack out
I should check my storage first.
I'm trying to hit the high bracket of 15 attack speed.
Why did Tyler say it was super subtle, but he noticed that whenever you eat a banana you keep it in your mouth for half a second longer than usual before biting into it?
Why, why, why'd you say Tyler?
You make it believable, he's just adjusted or something.
And I also don't do that.
I should get one of these in my gear, I think.
Oh, it's two.
Ooh, hold on.
That's a lot of crit rate gems.
Only gloves footwear, though.
I'm prio-ing at attack speed over crit.
Damn, I only have one attack speed?
That sucks.
I'm going to take out...
Well, um, try one thing.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
All right, uh, might need this.
I might need those.
the
fact I have been waiting for you
for back what's up edge
I have been waiting for you.
I have been waiting.
I've been waiting for you.
We meet again.
I want to try something really quick.
I'm not fully sure if this is how this works, but I think it's how it works.
I have been waiting for you.
I only have seven attacks, but if I take out my weapons...
Okay, so here's what I was just trying to figure out.
So I think this is the play if you do a wield, I think.
So normally if you put attack in a weapon, it just makes that one weapon stronger.
So you should probably put attack inside footwear and gloves.
And then stack attack speed in your dual-wield weapons because they give you, both weapons
are out, they give you attack speed.
But if you were to stack attack in these weapons, it's for one each, they're splitting it.
I think what you'd want to do is not put crit in weapons, put crit.
What's weird is you could put crit on boots, this is one thing I'm not sure, you could
put crit on boots, but it doesn't do anything.
That's the part I don't understand that part very much, but yeah, I should definitely move
this.
I should move this attack one from the hollow visage and swap it and put it in my boots.
Same with attack speed on gloves.
I should flip all of these.
Gloves and boots count as punch kick combos, not melee weapons.
Ah!
You don't want crit at all.
Crit's just bad, it sounds.
Unless you could get crit, if you could just get crit base on your item, that just seems
like not worth.
Greetings.
Welcome.
All right, so I need to fix this, so we need to go take these two out.
I have been waiting for you.
I think I left my destruction ones in my fucking storage chest, you dumb piece of
I think I need to go back to my storage, nice of that.
I don't have slots, no.
Bad.
I have to put it on.
I don't have, I don't have no slots to do what I was thinking, so.
I need to grab one more destruction.
What may Wisdom God...
Are you even finding the combat is a challenging?
You could definitely spike up the bosses that are pretty hard, yeah.
I thought a couple bosses that have definitely fucked me up for a while.
Yeah, I know the access base crit, which is really nice.
One more of these.
I need to find another witch.
because then I could turn all of these into more attack.
Did you try Black Desert now that you played this?
I've already played that game.
Mucho-enough-o.
You found the witch in the Silver Mountain.
Did she not help?
Uh, no, she did help, but not what I was looking for.
I don't want to clean my inventory at all, I just wish I had infinite, I really do,
I really wish it was infinite forever.
All right, let's see where we're at here.
Oh, wait.
What is this?
Dude.
What?
I missed a queue?
I missed a puzzle?
Oh, okay.
Let's go.
if you use your storage box at your chest, yeah man, fucking annoying, but yeah.
Wait, I've done this before.
Oh, was this the puzzle that I came down and I was like, no shot, I'm doing this?
It is.
Yeah.
That is not worth my time. It had four little checkmarks and I needed to go to a bunch of different like areas and like look at trees or something and I
I'm not doing all that for one cube with how easy some cubes are to get
Away, you know which let's do the sanctum. It can be fun
One thing I just thought about while I was taking a piss, mission progress 90%.
I'll start the next one.
That was...
Was that 10%? Was that what I was waiting for?
There's no way, there.
No.
You know, more men, more men, yeah, no, I definitely want to get more men, but I have to do all these, like, ranch and stuff.
It's probably going to give me passive food and whatever. I can be worth it.
I actually think the stat sheet is wrong... er, wrong... wrong... I think it's wrong.
It says I have 13 attack speed here, but I actually feel slower than what I had it in my weapon.
Or than I had it in my gear.
I'm super confused.
So it says I have 13 attack speed, but I feel significantly slower.
Before I had these two, these three attack speeds were in my boots and my gloves.
So I had attack speed two in both of these.
And I somehow feels...
...lower...
when they're on my weapon. I don't really understand that.
placebo? definitely not placebo.
for sure.
that was it!
Oh no, fine.
Where's the fucking, where's this ride, whoever?
Huh?
Huh
There's also a cube here, huh, this looks like an easy one
This was the easiest sanctum ever.
There might be secret loot.
They like to do that.
They like to hide it behind walls and shit.
The problem is, I don't know...
There's usually a treasure chest in every sanctum I've noticed.
Could this be the first one that there is a one?
Or is there a zoo?
I don't know.
What I do know is...
...what a bang.
Does this game have any online interactions at all? No, it does not.
I'm not going to use my- oh, it's back here, I think.
In this room.
Yeah, it's in this room.
The sanctum is gone again. I'm grateful for everything you've done.
Sometimes I wonder if we fail and the abyss collapses.
What then?
No one truly knows. Things might improve, but they might worsen.
What are you guys looking at?
Would the outcome so unclear?
We cannot risk ordinary lives on such an unknown fate.
Alright, so here's the treasure chest, so I light this lantern and it opens.
Patrick, Marshall, bang.
Nope.
That's more of a shot.
What the hell is that noise?
Learning in progress.
Discovery treasure chest.
Nice.
How do I open this though?
I'm not seeing any...
any clue on anything.
Does it look like you go under?
See, is there a way to pop out?
This is a weird one, to be honest with you, because like, usually there's something.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it back.
Huh. Follow where the cable goes? Well it's not for the treasure chest guys, it's for this.
This is already on. This is irrelevant. I actually, this is the first time I've seen
something and this went blank. What if I knock this killer over? I do that.
Yeah, this is the first time I've actually been like had zero
I got nothing blank I got nothing blank
I mean, maybe, maybe?
Okay, thank god.
It's fucking a lantern.
That's just...
Oh, useless.
Love that.
Got trash.
Hell yeah.
I was so stumped there, I actually had no clue.
And it was a simple light of a match.
It seems the easiest ones are the most confusing, like the confusing ones are the easy ones.
Got a job?
You're still working on this?
If you need a particular someone, I'll arrange it for you.
That's what the ranch does.
I can't be fucking huge.
What's up?
Hey, you got a moment?
Just looking at the crops, growing strong out in the field, puts a smile on my face.
I'm always tended to plants, but it's a shame that I'm the only one feeling this joy.
I'd love for everyone else to feel what it's like.
Plant a seed, tend to it, and harvest the fruit.
Amen.
But before I can teach him, I need to understand where they might struggle.
among a raspberry to show that so how about you try growing this seed yourself
i'd like to learn from your experience before i teach the others
gaming on his day off where does he work yeah only fans
i secretly show my pp and my poo poo but i do it for money so
You can plant seeds in your garden to grow and harvest or ride your crops yourself from
your inventory, so like the seeds press, what?
You could plant your own fucking seeds.
It's pretty neat.
Do it for my inventory every time.
I've never seen any other seeds before.
Maybe now that I've accessed this, I'll start getting seed drops because I've never seen
them.
Or maybe... oh wait, do you sell them?
Apple's? Grape's? Luminous.
Huh. Now I just gotta plant them all, huh?
Using a Seeds of Light contract expands the variety of seeds available at the camp shop.
Oh, neat.
You can purchase these contracts by building trust with grocers at major towns.
What?
That's so elaborate.
This game is so elaborate.
I think it really is.
I mean this seems pointless, but technically it's not, because if you like really like making a certain potion or like a buff or something, a consumable, you might want to plant that specific plant.
There's just so much shit, and now we're gonna do the other part which is ranching, I gotta make it though.
We gotta go here, dissatch, I don't have enough money.
Alling Hill, 10,000, I gotta put more money in.
Where is all my money going?
For real.
I'm gonna be broke.
I just love organizing and sorting out airs.
I'm gonna be broke!
Oh, bad math.
No, my guys do security jobs, but then they instantly spend it.
So I have my guys on security duty making money, but they make the money and then they
instantly spend it on getting stone or wood or grain or something.
I'm so poor and show fucking Paul hold on money
There you go now I don't feel as poor
I cook my meat
Ah, another day.
Hmm.
Didn't you invest it at the bank?
Yeah, man, the bank just loses me money, bro.
I've lost money.
When you plan to do the MSQ, I don't know.
Quick question.
I had this bird meat in my majority forever.
I also cooked my meat by holding it over grass.
Why is everyone playing this game now?
I mean, not now. They've been playing this game for the past week.
And why they're still playing it is because there's a lot to do.
Not funny, mate.
You ever get bored of video games? It hasn't happened yet.
I'm sure it's inevitable at some point, but I don't know. Maybe not.
But no, it hasn't happened yet.
I'm going to put all my enchanting mats away and all my Timburn.
Oh my...
I'm just gonna have to remember to get it.
All my hides...
I love killing animals. I have a weird obsession with that.
I have so many hides.
Like, I should probably sell how many...
Like, I have so many I should probably sell it.
I don't know, I just have an obsession.
I see the animal and I wanna fucking kill it.
Don't get it.
Holy cooking ingredients, Jesus Christ.
I could donate the rest.
I have a tool. My storage is starting to get a little bit full.
You got any good trading goods?
I have 150 bugs in my Jesus Christ.
150 bucks is crazy
Damn, this is worth 25
All right
I cleared up my inventory, cleared up my inventory, we're good, now we're going to sleep 12 hours.
It's really unfortunate, because it's going to be night time.
Whatever though.
This is better than AC Shadows. I'm gonna be honest what I mean I think it's way
better than AC Shadows but the main reason I did not like AC Shadows is
because they went too real with it. They tried to ground the game and like a
they tried to have like a grounded reality with the game and I did not love
that. Like I love Origins, I love Odyssey, even Valhalla is arguably one of the
worst out of the three but when they made shadows they made it to real like
they should have just made it more mythical they should have made it more
RPG they felt like they were trying to still they were trying to like cater to
the Assassin's Creed audience that wanted a more realistic game but in my
in Ubisoft has two different types of assassin creed games. They have
Mirage, which is more real, and then they could expand on that, and then they have
their RPG element games, which is like Origins, Odyssey, Valhalla. And when they
made Shadows, they kind of were... it's like they were trying to please everybody,
and you can't make a game like that. You can't please everybody. Like, you have
Two different Assassin's Creed for a reason.
I'm poor.
That's good.
Anyway, I could go do main. Do I finally do it?
Shit, it might be time. It might be time to finally run the main a little bit.
But it might be time.
How is there question mark features?
So I could do the switches quest too as closing sanctums.
The problem is one of them is behind a boss that's really hard.
I could.
I haven't gotten any stronger since that boss.
But I could try to just brute force it and spam my meat.
It's this boss here.
I get this like guidance of the dark pursuit weapon which doesn't seem like it's useful
for me, but like it could have a cool abyss fragment thing in it.
He's kind of hard.
Oh, this.
Hold on.
this helmet. Side quest. Hold on. Distraction. I want to see who this helmet is.
Is this game good? It's incredible. It's probably the best thing since GTA V.
Spam your meat? Yeah!
When times are tough, you spam your meat?
Better than Elden Ring? Oh yeah. 10 out of 10.
the ring looks like nothing next to this game no man it's not better than
other rings like all the best games ever made what's wrong with you
of
Oh, Greymane, we were scouting the area and found this man collapsed and badly wounded.
The lambs across the river have already been overrun by black bears. Come.
We need to treat his wounds now.
The beaver in Malaysia, Saint Perot. I want hype or they fight.
Oh, it need reinforcements. The militia need help. That's all it outmatched. More will
suffer his fate if we do nothing.
Alright.
Truly, then we're getting treated right away.
Oh, my guys are back and they brought money. The timing was offbeat. I need to stack my
My men with cash and then spam a bunch, but...
Wow.
Where's this?
Oh, they're been here. Come on.
What in the cold land?
Elfin Ring mid? How dare you?
How dare you?
New Spider-Man game? Wait, I actually never... That could be fun. I never beat the second one.
Err, wait. I guess I did. Wait. Yeah! That's what I did. It was like when Spider-Man was
like I'm gonna retire. What the fuck is this guy? What?
Holy shit!
Okay, it was not a real, it was a, you fight him somewhere else.
Oh, this is probably the quest, maybe.
Yeah, this is the plus.
That's a cool little side quest.
Fight him off.
The only problem is I'm cold, which means my stamina is bad.
Do I fight this bear?
Oh my god, the bear is stronger than the men, which I kind of make sure of.
What the fuck is happening?
That's cool.
I've got a bear before, but holy shit, what is this bear made of?
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Boss bear hat.
What?
I might not have enough meat for this.
We got hard. This is definitely a...
Yawging.
Yo, aura! Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
That was uncalled for.
Oh my god, let's go!
Jeez Christ, they're so boring!
They either teleport or fucking...
Jesus Christ, they either teleport or they jump up in the air.
Those are the two things they do!
Another bear?
No, he's the bear man.
Or the bear, what's his name, bear claw?
White claw.
That's a trick.
At last, I get to take your head.
If they're so pit somewhere, it's so boring, they just leap or they TP.
Get yourself done with it!
And then it ended you once already!
That's cool.
You only get sense for the makers, single-ditch!
Honestly, they probably think I'm boring.
I'm dead.
What are you talking about Billy?
30% Billy.
I have full spirit.
Relax, my god.
fear for days
wait there's more
I'm supposed to parry. He only has like one parry window and the rest he just leaves your
rounds.
That guy doesn't really have much parries. I don't know if you realize, but 60% of the
The damage I was taking was not very important. Maybe more. Maybe like 75, because it was the jump up in the air, which knocks you back, and then the ice on the ground.
Those are just like north, like, you know, that's like a move set. The only thing you could carry is these little jabs, but not the third jab.
And I mean
This game has a lot of stuff that it's like intended for you to get knocked back and spam food
It's not like
It's not that it's undodgeable it's that you're probably gonna get hit you know what I mean
I wonder if you were a lot of ice resistance to that boss?
I wonder if he still breathes with you.
like if I like if I like drank some like nice warm tea do you think I could be frozen maybe
not maybe he would have done less you know a lot of ice attack
Hold on, grindstone break, I wish I could have done that against him, but...
He's a smart man, he swaps the fire, he's really good!
The boss loaded, you don't really do bosses, they just come to you.
I'm glad I'm not fighting another bear, that's fucking nuts.
I'll have the gray man ranch.
It's already been 16 hours.
game? Fuck yeah.
Well, what happened if you fought this boss before you got the quest?
So the quest does not exist.
Days immunity.
I still don't know what days immunity means.
However, this thing seems pretty good.
At five, it's a niner.
Oh, it's the same as mine.
Mine's a niner at five as well.
This one just has days immunity.
I don't know what that means.
Well, I can't even use it.
It's for...
Uh...
Oop, oop, oop, oop. God, it's for another character.
Are you guys in here?
The bear roar caused that daze.
Oh...
Well, it's for...
not me. I used a lot of food there, man. I need to go hunting again. As weird as it is,
I actually don't. I think it's like kind of like, I think, I think obviously a better
design thing would be like max consumables per boss fight and making the boss fights
better to fit that structure, but that being said, I don't mind this as well because it
just reminds me of Skyrim where you just like stock up on many consumes and if you're in
a hard fight, it's not about the fight being hard, it's about how much, how much consumes
did you bring?
Did you bring enough food, potions, you know, Magica potions, whatever, right?
Like, that's one thing I do actually like that it's built this way.
But there's pros and cons to both, I guess is what I'm saying.
I don't mind spamming food because it just means like, oh well, I went and hunted some
deer or whatever and got the food to do it, so I'm getting rewarded for that and it's
fine.
I don't know.
I think I still prefer the Elden Ring system where you only have X amount of pots to pull
it off, but the game's combat is too jank for that, I don't be honest.
I don't think, like, I think they made it a good choice.
How the hell do I get in here for this chest?
I'm not crazy, right? Like, that is a chest in the wall.
Here, it could be under in a cave, or you hit the wall like you did, you just missed the
first hit.
This?
No way.
A liar.
A liar and a thief.
The liar, the liar and the thief.
It's definitely in here, in this little room.
The weird spinny wall?
Not a weird spinny wall.
But there's the walls in this game that, like, they flip over.
Not that.
Do I punch the floor?
I don't know.
Haha.
Like, it's for sure here.
Okay, I think if I wear my pirate hat right next to the store, it'll probably shine I
Put my pirate hat away, that's fine
Is it this one
It's got to be under me.
Alright.
Is this on the bottom?
You guys really think it's a flip wall?
Okay.
You guys are very confident in this flip wall.
I tried to flip it already, but let's try to do it lower, maybe?
I tried to do it at the top.
it down here. Oh my god, it's a flip wall. Is it the break in the middle? That made you
assume it's a flip wall? How the stones are layered like this? I don't know if you guys
knew that from external information, like you've opened this before, or if you knew that because
of the breaks in the wall what the fuck is this
oh fuck
wait we had some broad
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What can I say I'm just a fucking puzzle master like I don't know I don't know it's crazy
It's crazy how I do these things.
A Flame Lantern?
That was not worth it.
That was not worth it at all.
look as a flame lantern
i have no idea what i'm doing impresses every right button so i
halfway through it i think i understood i think it was hit the pattern
Hit the puzzle piece, snake it to the next puzzle piece,
without hitting another one.
So I think halfway through it,
I realized what I was doing right.
Was that right?
Was that the puzzle?
It was just like hit the piece,
to make sure you don't hit the different shape.
I'm just smart, I don't know.
It's all good, I don't know what it is, man, I'm telling you.
My intuition is very, very high.
I really don't get it.
I'm gonna go in the second finger cave because I can.
really not a fan of this cold stuff let me tell you my stamina is really not happy with
it.
Oh!
For the boys, burp, burp, for the boys.
Run!
You ever burp in your boys like those?
Gets good whiff.
He's like, ever trade burps and shit.
Yeah!
No, I'm serious, like, yeah, burp-swapping.
He- let's see that guy gets it.
Burp-swapping, for real.
clear soup bro I already know how to make clear soup
for all game
there's a
tell me back please
dude they stopped selling me back
like what happened
blood stones
my goats
Oh, this isn't for my character.
Not bad.
Actually, not bad.
Attack speed, or it's attack damage is a little low, but...
I just don't know how good Crit is, you know?
I think I...
Good choice.
I wish I knew how good Crit was.
Let's go.
Leather armors of the world volume one.
Nope.
I'm going to lose some reputation.
What I do.
I'm not gonna steal that key though, it's not worth it.
Anyone having issues with them being in their camp even after doing dispatch quests?
You might be on a mission.
I wonder if these are any good.
Leather cloaks, leather footwear, leather gloves, leather bodies.
And they're probably not good.
Everything's like the same.
piece of gear is fucking the same same
I'm going to escape for fun please
We're on the reminder guys, do your taxes.
Actually wait, is that moment over?
The third, wait, when?
When?
When's the last day to do your taxes?
Is that already over?
That might be over.
over. Oh, we still have, oh, we still have like two weeks to do our taxes. Good, good,
good, good. Remember, do your taxes. Everybody do your taxes. I'm gonna get some gold in
escape don't mind if I do
Where the hell is the gold at?
Is this gold you mine?
Cause my drill, I couldn't mine it last time.
Is this mineable now?
Somehow?
Bro, hit the button.
What the fuck is happening?
Wait, my last gold cave I was in didn't actually have veins like this.
My last one didn't have caves at all, it just had, or it didn't have ore, it just had
like loose gold on the ground.
Unless you're a business, then taxes were due March 16th.
I don't know if I believe you.
A decent bit of gold in this cave.
I wish I wasn't so janked to mine.
I'm noticing each one of these caves gives you like 6 to 12 gold or which isn't a lot
But it seems like gold's...
Useful? Maybe?
I don't know.
I wonder if it respawns, because there was gold in this cave, Silver Wolf.
There's gold in this cave.
There's a chance it respawns or something each week.
I wonder how I trigger more quests up in different zones.
That's the part of the game that confuses me a little bit.
It's like what determines, like I had one quest up here in Palloon.
Just one singular quest.
What determined that I was going to have that quest?
I wish I had the answer to that question, but I don't.
Assume that's out of bounds.
Right?
Yeah.
Well.
Probably.
I mean, shit, I'm this high, let's see what's on the other side, fuck it.
People only hate this game because it's too hard for them, unfortunate skill issue, yeah.
I like it noobs amirite?
I like it noobs.
This is pretty.
Pretty view.
Was that a free artifact?
Or is that a puzzle artifact?
I really enjoy doing this a lot.
I don't know why. There's something really fun about just running around.
Oh, it's a puzzle. Oh, is it? No, it's not.
There's something really fun about just going around and just like...
Looking around. Even though there's nothing there sometimes.
What the fuck is down there?
The Cloister of Ruination, Liberation Required, Faction Quest, Cloister of Ruination.
Locked by the, I don't know what that means, Liberation Requirement, Faction Quest, Cloister of Ruination.
Does that mean I can't do this until I do that Faction Quest?
I still am struggling to understand what the text at the top means.
This one says Crossroads of Succession, Faction Quest.
Is it like a question? Because this one says cloister of ruination and so does this. This
also says cloister of ruination. I've never understood what the text means at the top,
So I kind of want to figure it out just for my own knowledge.
So.
Oh, this.
Oh, that means there's probably a boss here because I did the Atombra sword.
And the other one is cloister of ruination as well.
So there's probably a boss down here, too.
I'll go down there in just a second, but I want to get this other cube on the other side.
Good way of putting it, it's fun if you like huge open worlds to explore and fuck around
in, just don't expect an amazing story.
Yep.
That's right.
That's why I'm enjoying it is like I don't care about the story because it's ass
Man, I never care about stories anyway, so I don't care, but I'm just enjoying
Just exploring shit
There's more mysterious energy next to me
Oh, no. That was it. Alright, let's go see if there's a boss down in that hole, fuck it.
We'll do a little... a little dive. These bosses are gonna be really hard up here, though.
I don't know if I'm ready for them yet, but...
Won't any Switch characters like GTA is that mandatory? I don't think it is, actually.
Well, that might be a lie. I think at one point in the main you do have to swap for something, but...
What's down here?
Holy shit.
Uh...
I don't... there's nothing. This seems like... this seems like it's the... it's the... end of a quest chain for these people.
I don't think there's anything I could do here.
I feel like this is the last quest chain of this... action quest. The Atombra Order.
Boister of Ruination? That's what I think. I think this is like the...
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure this one's guessing.
There is mysterious energy to the right though. Maybe I'll just go lean to the right a little bit.
I am always elden raced on the cluster and even doable for a casual without picking up
Wikipedia.
Yeah!
I mean that's why I think it's kinda cool, though.
How come I don't see the mysterious energy anymore?
Oh, it's here.
Oh, it's just a fast travel.
Yeah, I'm... this is looking too, um...
It's looking a little too, like, epic.
It'd just be something where you just walk in casually, you know what I'm saying?
Like, this looks like it has too much purpose.
But it is cool that something will happen here at some point with the Atombra.
I'm just not there yet.
Cool.
But it feels like Valhalla here for some reason.
Valhalla vibes.
I don't know if it's a main quest or if it's like an Atombra faction main or something,
but that for sure is, that for sure is for later.
Holy fuck, I can't see anything down here.
I have had a bell in forever.
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All right, so we've, do we care about liberating, liberating whatever this is, crossroads of
succession?
What is the crossroads of succession?
Oh, it's the militia in Pailun.
Hey, we're almost done with House Roberts.
Oh wait.
I gotta build his house.
Holy fuck.
Alright, I'm just looking around.
I feel like the journal is, like, looking at these faction quests this way and looking through this journal.
I haven't really done much, but I think it's a good way to get a gauge of like
What sounds interesting to you I
Spent so much time in this basic area that I feel like
There's 54 come dude, that's insanity
There's so many commissions.
Crazy.
Actually, crazy.
How do you feel about the new timeframes in Cryo?
Oh, dude, it's way better.
They made a good choice.
They split up the Cryo Archive Thursday to Sunday and then ranked Monday to Thursday
or whatever.
A really good, really good choice.
Dude, Marathon and the Devs work so fast.
Like, when they hear something in the community that doesn't sound right to them, they change
it like within like two days.
It's insane.
Like, we were talking about how broken thermals were, and they nerfed it in like three days.
Those devs, Bungie, are fucking goaded, like, truly.
That's how you respond to community feedback, right?
When you hear something broken and busted, you look at it.
And you fucking change it.
Because what's the worst that happens?
You change it and it's useless?
And then you go, alright, well, let's just change it again.
Like, you are a goddamn game developer.
You can do whatever the fuck you want, you know?
What?
Ugh!
I found Ewoks!
There's a whole ass village up here!
I don't know if there's anything up there, but I wonder if the game and the main story
takes you through every single place, or if it only takes you through like 20% of the
places and you have to explore the rest.
What is this on the map?
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, what's happening to me?
What's happening to me?
Come here!
Okay, whatever that is is bad. I can't see.
Dick.
It looks like a centipede.
I cannot.
Oh, there's tubes!
Oh, there's two of them.
What the hell is this?
I really don't like the swamp water, though.
Because it kills me.
I think I'm supposed to walk these wires.
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What is happening?
You not climbed the street?
What is going on?
Why does it say mine?
I'm really confused here, guys.
Oh my god, there's a lift!
Hold on, I'm gonna eat honey or something.
I'm gonna eat honey or something.
I'm worried if I drop them in a fall.
I do anything here.
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the answer is new
They're people up here?
What's up?
I didn't see you, I'm awesome.
can push me buddy. I'll kill you. Where the hell am I? Oi! You guess that a new driver
came out or something or what, that video?
What do I do with this?
What?
I can't seal it, so I have to bring it somewhere.
What's that?
Maybe the basket?
Don't fucking push me, man!
me man you know who I am holy fuck I will kill every single person I will do
it I will fucking kill you all when you've got become acceptable and pushed around for
what this doesn't seem right I'm gonna be honest with you like maybe this ball goes
dude like maybe this ball goes in this stop fucking pushing but can I can I murder I'm
I'm gonna kill all of them. Can I murder these fucking...
Fucking...
Motherfuckers.
Fucking pieces of shit.
You like to push me now, huh?
Fuck you.
It is for that guys that was a really bad idea I probably shouldn't have done that I
probably shouldn't have done that I'm just I'm just gonna download this in video
driver I'm just gonna I'm gonna pretend this didn't happen and download this
video driver I it's actually I don't think I think I'm fucked the last auto
save was 15 minutes ago guys I think I gotta take this L actually 15 minutes
it goes in that far sorry I just a dude I don't know I don't know what dude they
just kept pushing me man sorry that like I this is why I don't have a driver's
license by the way I just want you to know what just happened there is why I
I do not have a driver's license.
Yeah that was definitely a puzzle.
There was four balls.
Four balls, four sacks.
I had to put the sacks in the balls
This the same spot I was at wait, I'm really far behind now
This is not the same spot I was at but
There's wires here or something oh
Oh, and this village is huge or maybe it's multiple villages.
I don't know.
I don't know what's up with this, but I hate this area.
This reminds me of fucking Valheim's Mist Area, Miss Lens.
Holy fuck.
This is awful.
Man, I'm not supposed to be here.
This is like three zones or two zones ahead of where I am in the main story.
I'm definitely not supposed to be here.
But...
Oh yeah, I was going to tell them that in video patch.
Worth or no?
Oh, what?
Man?
At least I want.
What?
When did that become acceptable?
What?
When did what become acceptable?
When did that become acceptable?
What? When did what become acceptable?
You're not supposed to do that!
I'm just trying to help you guys with your fucking village.
That's all I'm trying to do.
of
I don't know if I got it in, then I got it in.
check the video patch guys sick or no I'm busy
Alright, so I sunk two of them.
I don't even know what this is for, it's free for nothing.
It doesn't mention Crimson Vezor, but I did the update.
Oh, for other things, okay.
You guys got me all excited!
I won't kill you, I won't kill you, I won't kill you even if you push me.
I won't kill you even if you push me. I won't kill you even if you push me.
I won't kill you even if you push me.
Woosa, Woosa, Woosa, Woosa, Woosa.
I might be the only one in the history of ever to do what I'm doing right now.
Like who in the right mind does what I'm doing?
This is ridiculous. For what? I don't even know.
We put two balls in two holes and is there more?
What are we doing?
I don't see anything else.
That was an accident, I did not mean to send it, but here we are.
I don't know, I did it, I can.
I did, I put the balls in the holes like that.
I don't know what else to do.
Let me go to the mysterious energy part.
I already filled this wall.
I can use this just to fly across because traversing here is awful.
This zone is awful.
Okay, it's a fast travel.
of
all of the use
I put him in the holes. No more balls left.
Holy fuck, that's high up.
built this whole too.
I... I don't know.
I did it, I guess?
I mean, there's more over here, but I don't think they're related, because it's so far away.
There's, I see a little, a little village over there, you know?
I just don't think they have any correlation.
Maybe speak to some of the villagers? Nah, that's not really how this game works.
like maybe there's some balls here on this side there's a ball there so like
maybe maybe they correlate they just seem so far from one another that it
seems super far-fetched to assume that those two balls that I put in the hole
have anything to do with these balls on this side
I'm good at this ball hole thing.
This was the original village I was at, before I got really upset.
I didn't see nothing.
The game really blurry for you too? Yeah, it's foggy as shit.
Hey man, I'm reading your paper. Thank you.
I need to find another ball. There it is. I watched that, and finally you.
I don't want to be here anymore.
I'm wasting my time.
There's nothing here.
I'm putting balls and holes for nothing.
Oh, it already put me somewhere else.
Great.
Okay, we're done with this.
We're done with this.
We're done.
This sanctum.
No one's ever done this before for a good reason.
Well, you don't play any more Ark because I played 500 hours of that game.
I actually thought about Ark a lot.
It's shower thoughts the other day about how they're in a really big problem.
Because they have no actual plan or like idea of what to do next.
So it's like a bunch of, it's a bunch of like, what the heck?
What the fuck was that?
just happened. What was that?
I think Ark is in an interesting spot because they have no clue what they actually want
to do with their game and it clearly shows because of the updates they're making and
And they don't know which audience to appease.
And I think, in my opinion, I think Embark is choosing the wrong audience to appease.
I think at first, if they maybe acted quickly, like really, really quick, it could have been
a little bit better, but now that it's been a bit of a longer time, I feel like they need
start appeasing the hardcore audience a little bit because like an extraction
shooter is generally a hardcore game right like it's just it's a genre that's
usually for more hardcore audience but every update they've been doing has been
appeasing the casual audience which is good because I mean that's how it blew
up right it blew up because it was a little bit more casual but I think as
time goes on the casuals will hit the peak which they probably already have
I'm assuming most people who have played the game casually have done just about everything
so now you need to
appease those people which is going back to the hardcore players. You need to like make really really difficult content
really really big time sinks grinds
Because the inevitable loop of every player is like sure they're not in aggression lobbies now, but at some point
they're going to be because they're gonna get bored so you need to like appease
those lobbies more right now and I don't know if they I don't know if they know
that I don't know if that's what they're thinking they might keep appeasing
casuals but they need to do a little bit of like a hardcore push slightly because
casuals will eventually get there too and then they'll be bored can't have those
guys bored you've got your casuals bored then that's a problem so hopefully
that doesn't happen. I just bought Ark, was it a mistake? No, you have a great time.
For a couple hundred hours, probably, you have a great time. I don't know, man, actually,
I don't know, I don't know if you have a great time because extraction shooters are fun with
a fresh economy, but you're joining an economy where everyone's gooped to the fucking walls,
You know, like they have everything. They're gooped out of their mind.
I feel like that ruins it a little bit.
What is this?
Uh-oh.
Did I just go in the same place I was in? I think I did.
Alright, just close right? Yeah.
How do I get- How the fuck do I get out of here?
If I didn't add anything meaningful, it would help.
well like everyone's definition of what our creator should add as meaningful is
gonna be different I think like meet what it's meaningful to you guys could be
meaningful completely different to someone else
Oh my god, that's how I get rid of them.
I use my birds.
I don't think...
I don't think a bark is capable of making something like Cryo Archive.
Well, they're not.
Obviously, they're not going to do that because that is probably way too much work.
But they need something meaningful, no?
I wonder if you're back again.
I hate these flying guys so much.
of
You
Oh
Run you
How big is this fucking sanctum? I'm only halfway done.
this one guy is far if love love
no problem
Almost done.
This is my least favorite mob type, just fucking flying assholes.
Will I be able to find skill points enough to unlock the whole tree on my first gameplay?
Yeah, man.
I don't think this game resets. I don't think it's gonna happen. I think you'll be good.
I think you'll be able to unlock everything.
That would be crazy if this game had a new game plus, can you imagine?
People would play this game for the next fucking 15 years if that was the case.
Are you playing upload pubg again some day?
Probably not.
Realistically.
Is that crazy?
Is that crazy thing to say alone?
of the
of the gunner
of the added
is that coffee I smell what how are you okay
video blockbuster simulator they had the rights
you gotta play fallout you bought it and everything
You also got a stream, you got a stream fallout, there you go.
Now you're broken.
Thank you.
What, what, oh, this one?
Thank you.
Thank you, you sure sweet.
Oh my god, I love coffee. I've been waiting for this cup of coffee for, hmm, at least an hour.
Hannah said she needs to stream again. She just doesn't... she's in a predicament because she wants an audience of girlies, you know?
and obviously gaming is more men but she loves gaming and loves playing games
but she wants an audience of girlies I don't know how she's gonna do that I
mean that's just like gonna be impossible I feel like
the
now there's a lot more girl gamers that watch which we actually have to play
a really game
i guess right
be the best way of doing it.
Sims all day every day.
You're cooking, you're cooking, you're cooking!
Really? Having a hard time putting this in.
Dude, it's crazy how sensitive this is right now.
I feel it there, bud.
You playing water?
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Uh...
Oh, thank god.
Oh my god, oh my god, the game knows when you're stuck
It's genius
I got you Barry I got you these devices are much like the news you've seen in the abyss
It's all technology born from the same source
far more of the abyss is moving into this world than you might realize
well I should believe me I realize there's a lot of the abyss in this world
I think it might be time to fight that boss
I think it's gonna be kind of hard I might need more food
I might need to do a food run
because the last sanctum for the witch of kindness is
The last sanctum for the witch of kindness is up here.
Amar, this one?
And it's his boss, and he's kind of hard.
I need some food.
Oh, hold on, my men came back for me.
Men, men, men. Slay the Spire 2 has me by the balls.
That game looks so fun. I think I'd love it.
I actually think I'd love Slay the Spire.
There's so many, dude.
Being a gamer right now, if you're not a doomer, is just awesome.
You got so many things to play and you just don't have enough time.
You just don't.
You actually do not have enough time.
That's a proper ranch now, haven't we?
What's the point of fences if there's nothing running inside them?
That's when I had this idea.
Wouldn't the ranch feel more lively if we brought in some healthy wild animals and raised
them?
Yes.
If you spot any fit, strong ones, could you bring them back here?
Once we have our own livestock running around, the camp will feel much livelier.
The Ranch constructor agreement, you can now raise various livestock.
As your trust with animal-rated NPCs increases, the list of livestock will be available for purchase.
Purchase livestock for BIN, the Ranch manager and the information of the register of livestock
can be checked through the Manager Ranch, and as you fill the feed BIN to help livestock grow,
raising multiple animals together may result in offspring.
Registred livestock produce goods that set intervals, they're sent to the private storage,
The neuron on the ground can be collected with a shovel and used as fertilizer which boosts the efficiency of farming.
Need meat? The stalk's in fine shape?
OHHHHH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
I'll make note of that.
I'll take care of- I'll make sure to fatten them up before your next visit.
Where are they?
Oh my god, where are you? Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh man, I'm gonna cry. What's going up?
My god, it's like I'm holding a rubber ducky. Oh
My god, he looks like me. He looks like his dad. Oh
That's the cutest thing ever. Okay, you get that Jesus. Sorry a little strong
my bad
Um, alright, so I guess they just grow now.
So how this game works, and now I'm starting to learn a little bit more about the trust
system.
So if I go to towns and I meet with the livestock vendors and I build my trust with them, give
them gifts, as they get trustworthy, they unlock stuff from my camp, so I'll be able
like my plants are starting to grow, my trees or whatever the hell.
So if I want more livestock, I have to go to like a butcher, maybe?
I don't know, I'm assuming I would go to a butcher and then try to be- befriend him?
Who the fuck is this person?
Oh, furniture!
Okay, that's nice. I was wondering how the fuck I was gonna get furniture, but you can
just get it from Conrad here. The only thing I don't like about this camp system is the
camp system is really cool, but if you send your guys on missions, then you can't interact
with them anymore. So like when you send all these dudes on missions, like you can't...
Dude's a thing.
Need anything?
Something's broke. Come back if you need anything.
This camp is fucking full. Holy shit, what's my prog on this camp of owning?
Catch a wild goat?
Do I bring the goat back?
What do you mean, catch a wild goat?
Fuck it.
Catch a go.
I thought I saw a livestock merger right next to the starting area of Windmill.
Yeah, if I befriended them, then I could get more livestock from them.
There's fishing in this game? Yeah.
It's alright.
What the hell am I?
I only saw this little gap here and I never actually went to the thing in here.
Oh shit, AKM big with a 10 gifted bro, let's go.
My man.
Damn, never been in here.
I saw it and just didn't go in.
Oh, it's diamonds.
Oh, I don't need diamonds for shit.
I need fucking bloodstone, man.
I have diamonds.
The chapter you in?
I haven't done the chapter in a minute.
I'm on chapter 7, but I paused to do side stuff.
I don't know what I really need diamonds for.
Oh, I guess you could make diamonds.
With diamonds you could make certain abyss.
Yeah, I guess.
That's not bad.
I guess I'm going to try to catch a goat.
Ah fuck.
Is this an extraction shooter?
Yes.
Ah.
The game is in an RPG so stats don't exist. No they do.
Like right now I'm at attack speed 12 and I'm trying to do attack speed 15. My goal is to have max attack speed to see how it feels.
But the stats are pretty simple. It's just like attack, attack speed and crit. That's like it.
And then your defense is just defense.
They have like some more confusing stats that are for like greater abyss gems and stuff,
but you don't get those for a minute. Like I've only seen a few.
All right, so I gotta take one of you. Oh my god, I'm taking you home. Oh my god,
you are so sweet. I'm taking you home.
Wait, do I have to literally run home with him? Oh my god, I can't get on my horse.
of the
release a new demon no he's gonna come live with us I'm not gonna kill him
we're gonna just grow dear her ghost
He's so cute.
Oh my god, Goats are so cute.
I'm not killing animals anymore.
Oh no, I'm killing them the human way.
Fucking butchering them.
with my swords but with like a cleaver you know there you go even you pardon me
excuse me I got your goat
oh you got it penned in right then just leave it be it will fan up fine on its
own get a few of them together and you might have a litter before long I get
more they're dropped by now and then to see how the beast's a fairing is there a
cap can I just fucking spam goats and just have a goat army
Oh, already paying them eh? Well done Cliff. If we have enough numbers, they might even
breed on their own. Not only that, some animals provide us with useful resource every day.
how a female goat gives us fresh milk every morning.
Aye.
Ah, but of course, sometimes we've got to butcher them if we need to meet.
Ron is after some for today's meal, in fact.
Could you take one of them down to the butchery?
Just take it over to Gunner and he'll handle the rest.
Let's wait and take your livestock to Gunner to butcher them for resources.
He's a baby.
Are we sure?
You'd raise the cattle if I went around.
I'll take you heading off already.
I guess I'll spend some time with the animals then.
The little signs.
Register.
Sell.
Butcher.
Well, it's the tutorial.
Where are you buddy?
Where are you hiding?
you hiding huh oh I'm so sorry I know you just got here oh I'm so sorry oh man
I know you just got here and stuff and you got comfy you got your little hay
bale but I'm so sorry it's this tutorial I gotta do it I gotta do it let me
figure out how hold on wait you know what I don't think I can I actually okay
hold on I think I do it I don't think I bring them over here like this I
actually think you can't butcher a baby I don't think you could butcher a baby
because if you go here and you go to ranch and you manage it's a sell slaughter
but slaughter is grayed out even on the goat but I actually think you can't
Butcher a baby, so I actually think I need to I'll make sure to I need to let him I need to let him grow
I might throw in a couple babies to be honest just for fun
I want to see what happens like do they multiply I
Was so ready to cut that baby up so that fucked up that I was ready willing to cut up that baby goat
I mean, I've killed so many baby goats. What's the big deal?
I don't think it's that big a deal
I'll do a little grindstone angle
I'm going to get one more baby just because I have a couple of chicks and then I have
a couple of goats and then maybe if I get a bunch of them they'll make babies and then
we'll have tons of goats.
I don't see the point of it, but I don't know if we're fine.
Hey guys, you got any babies?
Yes you do.
Come with me.
Super cute too.
You look like my cat Leo.
The other one I brought back?
You look like Benji.
You're gonna love him.
What do you do for a living?
Finances.
You're headed to the shrine, right?
All right, we just
I brought a goat
We how do I register to go?
Hey, I'm not a damn go. Do I just drop them in here and account?
I don't- he's running away. I don't like it worked.
Hold on, maybe.
Why is no one fucking talking to me? Oh, it's because I'm on a goddamn quest, dude.
God damn it!
Where are you going? Where do you- hold on.
Think you're getting clever? No, no, no. No, no, no, no
There we go, she's on a quad
You got it penned in right then
Just leave it be a few of them together. You might have a little bit of a long bearing
All right
I was about to ask you when you were heading out.
Oh shit, we need to send some guys, the men on submission.
That's so easy to do.
Oh, this is a good way to level up your guys.
This is cheap. You just spam level them, if they...
See, I see, I see.
Oh, you could spend your guys to recapture these so you don't have to do it.
Interesting.
My god, it's expensive though.
Why would you want to do that?
Why would you want to spend your men to capture them?
What's the point?
That doesn't seem worth it at all.
Holy fuck.
Lift, repair, support, total reward, question mark, something.
What does that mean?
Do I get food?
What do- I kind of want to do this.
It takes a day and seven members.
I kind of want to do this just to see what it gives.
Should I do it?
It's really expensive. 2.9k wood, 2.9k stone, 1.3k food, 2.2k money.
It's pricey as fuck.
I'll do it. Whatever.
Um...
We're gonna send this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy.
Um...
We need...
We're gonna send our loggers.
That's only two silver? Well, I know. I just meant like all the other stuff is time, right?
Uh, I don't know.
Small-scale mining.
He's surprised, not really small scale, but fine.
Did I dispatch my miners, like where are they, oh I put them, I'm gonna eat it, hold on, cancel
Mission again, but not my miners
What do I get here, what is this?
Huh.
Painting?
thousand craft paintings I could send them to craft me paint black enough this game is
I could send to make goop-pots for me it was crazy dude
Yeah, you need to send so many of them to recapture shit.
What are they fucking arrows bullets bullet production arrow production.
Is that a hot air balloon?
Oh my god, I think this I think if you fix this you get a fucking hot air balloon.
That's cool as shit.
Well, they're called cloud cards.
Should go fish, I don't care.
Oh, they're not fishermen, hold on.
Is there anywhere I can send you guys?
Someone came back from the fish.
comes to managing folk
writer web collecting trade goods silk crafting
these guys are both loggers but is there anything that's just two okay
send them on their fucking feed on get out of here
i'm gonna depose some money in case they need it
you could fatten the camp's funds through their trading
Holy shit, I'm fucking poor.
Oh my god, I am poor.
Saying this game is huge is an understatement, right?
Oh no, yeah, no, it's...it's...
Yeah.
Saying this game is huge is definitely an understatement.
It's fucking massive.
It's interesting because even though most of the NPCs in this world are kind of just
like statues, the mechanics and systems that they've built like make the game and world
feel alive, right?
Like when you have other games like that NPCs just stand around like this and they don't
do anything everyone would just meme on them and be like wow like you know they
don't do shit like you're so used to Bethesda games and maybe Bethesda might
not be the example here but old Bethesda games right where like you're so used to
them having like a life doing their job going to their house living somewhere
shit like that right but that doesn't happen in this game but it doesn't
Does that matter because the game has so many systems that make it feel kind of alive?
Even though there's a lot of these strangers and stuff that still feels like I'm engaging with the world a lot
Interesting
Sure, I built it. Yeah, I'll join you I fucking
built the stamp thing for the town, so sure, it'll sell it.
Once the game had a good story, I just personally don't get hooked by random questing.
Yeah, I think the random questing can be fun just because of where it leads.
You do quest chains that seem pretty boring, but eventually they can get a little elaborate
And then something cool happens by the end of it, but it takes some time.
Oh, you're right. A lot of the beginner quests in this game are super lame.
I built this. I built that.
I built that.
I got paid two light silver pouches.
Yeah, very cool.
Oh my god.
That's my inventory always so full.
What do we got in here?
Oh, we got a bunch of papers.
I mean, you didn't like cleaning out some dudes' chimney in the opening of the game?
Yeah, see, those quests are just weird.
But a lot of them actually do go somewhere.
The first set of like 20 quests though go nowhere. It's just like do this thing. Learn how to do this. Do this other thing. Learn how to do this.
Rock, paper, scissors?
Let's...
Why?
two out of three I got to shoot it watch those
bam not beat scissors smoke
bam scissors and scissors it's a tie
paper paper loses to stop spamming fucking scissors
No, that's not fair.
Wait, what does it say on the map?
Can't proceed with the quest at a moment, 24 hours.
I'm going to do this quest just because on the left hand side, House Circus says 1, 5
out of 5, 2 out of 2, 1 out of 1, and this is the last thing, so I want to see if it
Chains into anything?
There even a desert in this game? There is. The Crimson Desert, if you will.
I think it- oh, if I want to win. Relax. Relax.
Go to the bar and arm wrestle the champion. I already did that. I don't really know the
point of doing those minigames besides completion. Like, I've done a few minigames and it doesn't
really do anything maybe some of them do some of them don't I don't know
What's up guys?
I barely managed to escape from the camp, but there are still people that know it and
Shameless to ask, but please help them
Chain anywhere
Oh fuck, I don't I was at house circus. Yeah, it was liberate the slave
All right, I'll do it
The game lied to me it said one it said zero of one and then you do the quest and it's like, ah, just kidding actually
There's more!
I'm really curious what I'm gonna get for the Senea mission.
I'm repairing an elevator bridge in a main city, and it says I get like a...
It looks like a pocket watch. Like I'm not sure what it is.
It takes a whole day. It took the most resources I've ever seen, so...
Very curious.
Just a monastery, not a city?
Okay, whatever.
Monastery, city.
Either way, I'm repairing their bridge and they're giving me some.
And I want to know if that's worth it, because if it is, I should pay attention.
explore things I should pay attention at my camp see what is new I like that
mechanic a lot I like that when you like explore a camp and you clear it and
whatever like you can engage with it at your at your own little base and then
fallout sheltered up
I need a lot of men in one plump place.
the
Explore everything.
Not him, I don't know.
the knowledge path is completed for me probably. I'm gonna be honest with you, I think there's
gonna be less than 1% of people at all times that 100% the knowledge of the game. I think
it's gonna be the most sought-out achievement ever and extremely hard to do. It's just the
sheer amount of volume.
Almost done, 11%!
This is game beta, it will always be solo play.
Supposedly they're working on multiplayer, but that seems kind of troll.
I feel like that's a...
I think that's unlikely.
Oh, I did it.
Why does it say 10 out of 13?
It says 10 out of 13.
House Circus.
But here, everything's done.
Bit odd, if you will.
Bit odd.
Maybe more to unlock. Maybe, maybe as you do the main stuff on locks, I don't know.
How many skill points do I have?
Nine.
I really want these two abilities because I think they're cool, but if you get grapple
level three which is so just pointless I mean it's kind of cheap I guess
I'm about to be max at health until I do the main because 10 level 10 is max until you do the main and you got to progress it and do
something at some point
This grapple ability is just cool
I don't really understand what leveling up this does.
How are consumed to execute the skills and special actions?
Does that mean if you level it up, the special actions cost less?
here at Bargains bigger. Oh, you're right. You get a little tick on the, on the outside.
All right, holy.
Like, it's just, it's just crazy.
I want to go there.
Why?
I don't know.
It just, the reason I want to go there is because these are gold caves, which I got from
the excavator early in the game, but this does not seem like a gold cave.
I don't know what it is, but I want to go there.
like it's just I want what's in there I'm doing it my own it's my own place
ready where I want okay don't judge me don't look at me don't even look at me
don't even look you the stream close the stream fuck it
This does not seem where I- what?
This is where I teleport?
What?
Xenia and two other regions blockaded.
Thanks.
Don't take over Xenia.
Wait, that's cool.
Wait, now I want to go there.
Did my contract finish? Is that what happened?
I was repairing this bridge with my people.
And it may have finished it, and then it triggered the quest chain.
Hold on, one thing at a time, one thing at a time, one thing at a time.
Where am I?
Oh, I see.
I don't know why I'm going in this cave, but...
I'm gonna do the cave, for fun, and then I'm gonna do Senya, because I want to know, I think...
I think I just activated that quest because I finished the Senya elevator contract.
And I'm pretty sure it triggered it because I think I
Wasn't paying attention to the pop-ups, but I think the contract finished and then it said blockade
I gotta get the fucking airstab
Oh, it's this place again.
I forgot about this place.
Am I strong enough to handle this place yet?
I'll be honest, I don't think I got any stronger, so...
Probably not.
I actually think I haven't gotten any power...
in a while.
of the
this is not worth it one of the
one in the doing
This is so not worth looking at, but we're committed, we're committed, we're committed.
Yeah, I waste a lot of time in this game, but that's okay.
Doesn't everybody?
There's some red rocks.
That bloodstone?
Or is that Garnet?
it
A lot of them
Oh, they drop you tire for you oh they drop something else since it's on the minimap
What was this?
Oh, they dropped, um...
Octmets, or...
That one did.
There's another one.
I just dropped tier 1s.
Alright, is this Garnet or Bloodstone?
Looking very Garnet to me.
I can't mine it.
Uh...
I've got a very darned mineral, okay it's fine.
One day, one day I'll find bloodstone.
Goats!
Here is cool.
I feel like I'm in like that sneaky, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.
A lot of Switch 2 and Breath of the Wild must have had no regrets.
Oh shit!
I didn't even think about that.
Playing Breath of the Wild and the Switch 2 would probably go hard.
That game was really fun.
I didn't play the second one though.
I didn't play Tears of the Kingdom, but Breath of the Wild was extremely fun.
I had so...
I had way more fun than I was expecting when I played that game.
I was expecting kinda like mid, and then I played it and I was like, holy shit, this game is awesome!
This area is cool.
Oh, what can you do?
Sometimes you take too big of a step.
Oh my god, it's a gold cave, man.
Fuck, dude.
I thought I learned about this cave.
Oh wait, not just a gold cave.
It's a...
Frostburst plate armor.
This thing fucking sucks.
Ice res 7 though, that's pretty cool.
Nothing kind of blows.
Cool though, I mean if you need the frost res for something.
Like maybe there's something you need frost res for.
Okay, the reason I'm using a drill is because it has a 10% chance to double the ore.
I know I could just break this like using weapons and power strikes, but then I don't
have the 10% to get a double ore. I know that's kind of minuscule, but I don't know. I've
gotten a lot of double ore, and it feels just good. It feels like I'm actually mining rather
than just like breaking it with my weapon or whatever. Well that's cool. I got an ice-resistant
chess piece I guess.
Wait, was this the set that you guys were telling me about for like ever?
I'm almost saying Shadow or something, I don't know.
That's where there's people trying to tell me.
There's always people trying to tell me,
do this, get that, do this,
but I'm playing this without searching anything.
So...
I mean, it's cool that you're telling me that there's items to be found,
but I don't want you to tell me where they are.
I want to stumble upon them, it makes it...
You know, the game's not like very hard, like, I'm not...
I don't feel like I'm ever behind a...
If anything is ever too hard, I just go grind some more food and get it done, you know what I mean?
So...
I don't really look anything up because of that.
And it makes it feel sweet when I find it, because it feels like I found it.
Now you can't go through the other waterfall because the little guy, there's no little
guy on the other side.
That's how you can tell if you can go through.
I like that.
You don't have to keep going through every single, I mean that one maybe, but if you
don't have to go through every single waterfall you just have to look for the little guy.
The area is really pretty, I like this.
Actually feels like I'm in somewhere different, you know?
Does anyone confirm yet if Main Story kills side quest progression?
Has anyone found that out, or no?
I'm really hesitant on the main story because of that.
Yeah, so you can't go in the swamp waterfall because there's no little guy.
I got to get a fast travel or something here, I traveled too far to not get a fast travel.
I guess I didn't go that far, I didn't go that far at all actually.
I just climbed a mountain which was kind of annoying.
Looks like there's something up there.
I'll show you a little guy.
Huh?
Are you guys lantern enjoyers at night or no you can turn that shit off I don't
like the flickering sometimes I don't mind it sometimes but sometimes it
flickers are crazy makes me sick
Guys, I think I'm going to pull the trigger and buy the game right now.
Honestly, the best choice you could make in 2026.
Is this the Crimson Desert?
I think it is.
I think that's the Crimson Desert.
Oh my god, it's kind of like it's not fully the Crimson Desert, but you know, it's kind
of there almost.
Oh my god, there's so much to explore.
There's so much to explore.
Holy shit.
All right, this I got a fast travel here, which makes me happy. So
We're gonna back to Sennia now
Because I'm curious
What triggered here
My favorite crimson desert is cheesecake. Oh dessert
Can you fast travel or carrying a goat?
I was wondering that.
When I saw it next to the fast travel point, my brain worked the same way yours did.
I was like, can I do this?
Okay, so Senya's up there.
You ever played BDO in the past?
Yeah, ten years ago.
I liked video ten years ago, but at the same time it just like...
It's probably better now, but when I played ten years ago there was no such thing as dungeons,
no such thing as bosses.
It was very bare bones, it was just a game where you kind of like grind at XP and PvP'd.
Um, I'm sure video now is much, much, much better, but...
OOF!
No! They're killing the priests!
Oh!
Wait, I met that guy!
Who's up there?
You're gonna pay...
...for what you did to my priest!
the
I'm gonna get you.
Give me a second.
Got it.
Okay.
I'm this real quick. I'm coming for your ass! Alright? Look out! I'm gonna clear this
This gap seems like, if I get up this, I'll get her.
there and you guys are gonna you guys are gonna really wish I wasn't here we go
this game's in Starfield true actually true later
dude I actually thought Starfield was pretty good the only thing that they
really dropped the ball on in my opinion was the main story. That main story was
super lackluster.
Like...
My crisis?
And the only one with this opinion, holy shit there's a lot of you guys.
You're about to get fucked, yeah, you're about to get fucked, yeah.
You're about to get fucked, huh.
save the priest
Jesus Christ!
Relax, I'll get to you in a second.
Gotta get to work, you know?
Gotta get to work, hold on one sec.
Ah, we're good. We're back. Let's go.
Alright. All the enemies have to defeat it, however, they still need your help. Religious
influence level increased by 7. Fuck yeah. Look for the person in need of help. Finding
the relic wait a second wait a second whenever you hear the word relic you know
there's gonna be something good hold on wait you you came from outside the
village IP yes oh Solomon hear me I suppose you dealt with those green
devils on your way here. Those scoundrels snatched the reliquary of St. Senea.
We lost sight of it! They've taken it into their camp! Please, you have to help us.
All right. Thank you. Come, let us pray.
Oh mighty Solomon.
Can I play this game 10 hours a day, every single day, and I feel like I'm still nowhere?
the Reliquary of Saint Xenia.
Oh, this is where a lot of my sneaky weapons are.
They're hiding away in here.
Oh.
Game should have been free. Hell yeah. So true. Fuck.
I think they should have paid you money actually when you loaded it up.
That would have been awesome.
There should have been like a way to farm like crypto in the game.
What the hell am I doing here Jesus Christ this pain in the ass to get up this hell would
to interrogate a hundred percent. Is there a lift up here? Oh my god. Oh my god. Kill
all the dogs, kill all the dogs, kill all the dogs, kill all the dogs, kill all the dogs.
I know the boss I'm fighting and I think you could I think he's gonna be really easy
I don't know if I need to clear this inner gate, I think I can just take the lift up, but I don't know. I don't want an XP.
Hold on, I'm going to clear it, there's 6% left.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me.
What are the chances that ESO6 is worse than Cyberpunk on release?
What do you mean more buggy?
Because Cyberpunk wasn't bad on release.
Cyberpunk on release is still similar to the game that it is today.
It just had a lot of bugs, like a lot of bugs, and they did a combat pass, but like, I really
don't think...
I enjoyed Cyberpunk on launch just as much as me doing it again after they made all of
their big 2.0 updates in show.
I really don't think it's that different.
They changed some of the combat and some of the gameplay to make it more fun, but fundamentally
it was still the same game.
I looked the same.
I ran about the same.
You know what you played on launch? I did!
I played a hundred hours on launch!
I thought it was fantastic!
I crashed once.
Actually, I don't even get crashed at all.
I didn't experience any game breaking bugs.
Nothing happened.
Like, to me, I had the most smooth...
cyberpunk launch ever.
I think Shroud of Dementia? Well that I definitely do. For sure. 100%. Holy shit! That's a lot
of men. Holy shit that's a lot of men. Holy shit that's a lot of men!
I wish I could fucking see!
I'm sorry.
I just, I don't like that I'm in this game at all.
It's ruining my, my immersion.
Let's fucking pitch black.
I don't even know how, I don't even, I literally don't even know how to hit him sometimes.
Alright, I'm gonna quite make that one.
Try that one again.
Alright.
Try that one again.
There we go.
Take a couple go's.
I feel like I would be really easy.
was based off of what he did his like little appearance earlier this is a fun mission i
enjoyed this i killed so many funky goblins that was awesome enjoyed that a lot
I have to carry this fucking thing out?
It's huge!
Oh, oh, it's just on my back, okay.
Hold on, let me cleanse this place real quickly.
I don't even think that should drop anything for me.
so you drop an item or anything actually nothing I don't love being stuck on
the ranch you drop a sword I'm gonna destroy 10 banners at night without
being infected
You dropped a sword, huh?
Two-handed weapon, the hound.
Hound's claws.
Oh, that's cool.
It's for the shift left click.
That's actually pretty good.
The shift left click ain't bad.
That actually could be pretty good.
Depending on the damage it does, that could have pretty good clear, m-maybe.
It's not a bad weapon.
Two crit.
One attack speed or whatever?
I mean, it's okay.
I mean, I'm not gonna use it, but not bad.
Let's actually see what the weapon looks like, hold on, it's for fun.
The ability is shift up quick.
That ability.
Not bad.
Not bad, I don't know how much damage it does, and I think with shift left click, there's
a skill tree for it.
Shift left click is this one on a stab, that shift right click.
Oh, spinning slash, that's one.
I don't think it...
Oh, you have to buy it in order to even do it, I see.
And then you could hold it to do consecutive spins.
It doesn't do the consecutive spins though.
Not bad though.
of
the
one
Oh, yeah, I think that was it. Hold on, hold on.
I think it's the best you can do, actually. Hold on.
I kind of was doing it, it's weird.
Yeah, there we go.
Oh, you can only do it.
That's so odd.
You could do it like that.
I have to time it, though.
Keep doing it.
I think this ability is bugged. I think you're supposed to be able to hold, shift, and left click if you keep doing it, but it doesn't do it, but if you go shift left click, let go, shift left click, let go, shift left click. If you just do it that way, it does it.
Anyway, that ability could be pretty useful, I think.
Uh, okay.
I'm gonna need to kill some more guys.
Finish liberating this bullshit.
There's 9%, I don't even know where the 9% of these mobs are.
There's a guy in the tower, but I gotta be more mob somewhere.
I got duelist for bosses with two hands for mobbin.
I don't know how to finish this Fort Hellwood, because there's no one left for me to kill.
more should spawn i know i i don't i don't know
unless i have to kill these guys in the tower which would be that weird
I mean, I don't even need to clear this, I have the quest item.
They give about half a percent each, and there isn't enough of them.
Have you attacked the powers of break-up? These tall boys?
No shot.
We don't have enough mobs here, so we're just gonna- oh wait!
Oh, this is where they're hiding.
Nice day.
I found him.
I
the
My family awaits me at home!
Alright. Let's turn in this quest. The weird part about this game and the sockets that
give you special like powers if you you know left right click or right click or
shift left click or whatever. The weird part about it is
you don't like there's no reason to have multiple you know what I mean?
Like maybe max two one for stamina drain one for spirit
Maybe three I don't know one for stamina drain one for spirit and one for normal I
Just don't really see the point like if you had enough if you had a weapon and you had
Six like if you in these weapons if you put six of these like gold ones that do things on certain abilities
You're just not going to use that many there's just no point of having left
right click right click shift right click shift left click alt left click and
if you have six special ones it's like you're not gonna realistically use all
of those ever it's kind of a waste of your you're taking a damage loss
Oh I saw this last time when I that's interesting when I came to send you the
first thing I did is I looked at this this pedestal and I was like what's
missing here
Column relic from those Brutes
They didn't get it up easily. I'm sure you helped make this happen. Thank you
Solomon has indeed answered our prayers
Have you Solomon
Every meeting is a blessing
Judgement be upon the defilers.
Two-handed with six actives?
Six actives.
Um...
You mean like combo abilities?
Hell's over here.
Oh, fuck, I wasted a key.
There's something... here.
There's a question mark here, but I do not know what.
Well, I'm leveling up my religious influence, well, that means...
got ya I wanna
wasting keys
I don't know
I don't know, oh maybe there's supposed to be a person standing here in their dot, I don't know
It's a fair bit harder with a bit of a...
The shop here.
Hello traveler.
I always buy these.
Enjoying all of them.
Nice.
So I think...
I'm not 100% but I think me doing that Sennia...
I think me doing that Sennia contract...
with my...
Camp? I enabled that quest to spawn.
I'm not 100% though, but it seemed like that's what it did.
Which is neat.
My trees are still not done.
How's my livestock doing? Are they getting bigger?
ready for slaughter not even close they're still little babies
of
No way did my oh my god it canceled I think because that quest decided to happen
Oh my god.
Well now we have our answer.
That quest did not, my mission dispatch did not trigger that quest, that quest just triggered
on its own and it cancelled my mission dispatch.
That's cursed as hell.
This is a good game to afk and actually I just realized because if you want to if you want to
You want to have your missions running you could actually technically have an infinite loop where your guys bring gold back
They bring money back and then they use the money to get wood or stone or whatever
So if you just left your game on it actually be
It would be tech
Looking for someone to join your journey?
Cause like I think I have them in a loop where they're making money and spending it and not
spending all of it.
And they're coming back with wood and stone and shit.
Hand food.
Leave them in this loop forever.
It's cool like this system has some cool stuff though.
Like you can repair a hot air balloon facility and then I think you could take a hot air
Just for fun. There's not really any reason for it besides fun, but I
Gotta feed these fuckers
Oh shit, I gotta feed him you don't want oh
My god, what do they eat?
No wonder they're not growing. They're not eating shit. What do goats eat?
More goats.
Like this? Is that enough? You guys eat potatoes? You guys eat acorns?
Sugar?
Water?
Crazy how to feed these fuckers. Can't my people do anything?
They're gonna die of starvation.
It's fucked up.
They're gonna be okay, man.
They're gonna be okay.
Beyond the silent waves, Velua Liberation Repairman.
Velua Fisherman's Guilds.
Oh, they took over.
The pirates took over the ship again.
I already cleared them once.
I wonder why they keep taking it over,
and then taking it back,
and then taking it over and taking it back.
I wonder what the importance of that is.
It is cool though, the world definitely feels alive
because of this, there is,
quests don't pop up,
and like right away, like they take some time,
like you sometimes need to liberate something,
and then some time will happen,
and then they'll get taken back,
and then all of a sudden you'll see quests on your map that you never saw before.
Like, I've never had this quest. This is a new one. Beyond the Silent Waves.
I think it's because they took Velua, and it just like, spit this quest out.
I mean, fuck it, I'll do it. I don't know.
It's like a very dynamic world.
Pretty cool.
I mean, half the things that you do are kind of nothing, but...
I don't know, still makes me feel like you're participating I guess.
The fire took it back because of the specific quest you got and after that it stays clear. I see.
But I cleared it once, so does that mean you have to clear it and then it'll get taken
back and then it'll spit out a quest?
Or should you never really clear stuff until there's a quest associated to it?
That's the part I'm trying to understand.
Listen to the story of the pirates.
Where are they?
Have a good day!
Nice?
Speak with the man.
None of you guys look like the man.
Who's the man here?
Who's a charge?
You're a good person, friend.
Who's the man?
You're the man.
Please, stay back!
Don't do that!
Who's the man?
You're the man.
Why is my marker all the way over here?
I don't want to do that. I just want to go kill these fuckers.
Alright, time to go kill.
The problem is my viturary is full. I got enough slots to do some more killing. It's fine.
Wait, this from a bird's-eye view looks exactly...
Is this the town you started in BDO?
Not exactly, but it looks very similar.
You
Very close name to this place is called Velua, and it looks exactly like Velia
Bellia have more buildings, but still like those
There he is, very similar.
Ah, we're killing a bunch of pirates!
Isn't it the same universe? I think so.
There's a lot to clear here.
I'll help you!
What?
Who the fuck is third catfish?
I got 12 something. I don't know what I just got. I don't know what that currency is.
What the fuck is Sir Catfish?
I'm frozen.
Are you Sir Catfish?
No you are not.
That looks like a surf catfish.
Holy f***.
That guy's gonna be super easy to kill too.
But I think these are all starter quests.
I don't know why these quests popped up so late if they're so starter. I don't really get it.
I wonder if it's like a day thing?
Day spend?
Like, it makes me think you should just AFK and leave your game open.
If stuff changes based off of day's play,
then shouldn't you just leave your game open and just go to, like, day of the million?
Kinda weird.
maybe quest chains too I don't know maybe but I feel like it's more related to time
and the quest, uh...
Holy shit, there's so many more people left somewhere!
Missing...
Missing men.
Gotcha.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
dude this is the same town what the f**k
ah that's funny
Yeah, if you really wanted your control scheme to be better, you could definitely set up
your control so that it feels more like an ammo, where you're pressing like 1, 2, 3,
to use abilities. Because right now the game is set it up where it looks like shift right
click, shift left click, left click, middle click, control right click. Like for example,
I made my control right click just my mouse button because I use the ability so much so
I may as well just make a shortcut.
I don't really need to eat him here, but I could just die and go again, doesn't matter.
He should disappear though.
It is weird how...
It is weird how Death in the open world is just like checkpoints here.
Cause I don't have to eat, I'll just die and come back.
I'm almost done.
My dog be spawned again, bro.
Sometimes you're gonna disappear, just...
I need a mod to fix the dog.
That's what I need.
Please stop fucking leaving me.
The negative can respawn enemies?
Not really.
I've died before, they don't die.
Honestly, if anything, it's a positive because you'll get more packs.
Maybe better to die because then the pack size will go up, right?
And then you can just go in and clear the pack size real quick.
Because the percentage will still stay the same.
21%.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Does it have an O-Like video?
Nah, it's a singular game.
A little open world RPG.
Let's open world RPG.
I'm watching on Musils, I'm fairly out of work, keep it up though bro, W, wait he can't hear me, W that guy, I'm watching out of work.
What core gives you the... what if this core gives you the green-black thing?
It's from the... one of the Sanctum's, you feel like an Atombra boss and drops a sword
that has the ability.
Oh my god, 5%!
But where?
of this might be a pain in the ass to find the last percentage of people
4% so maybe like 10 to 10 dudes somewhere
Here they do.
The last 5% takes like 95% of the time.
Yeah, you just run in circles for about a minute.
I really appreciate your help.
Lucas?
Oh, it's an escort.
I'm healing him.
I actually have a quest where, or challenge, where I need to heal somebody three times.
So I actually would want this guy to die a little bit.
There's no mobs left.
Yeah, does he get on a horse or like we got to walk out of here.
Holy escort mission.
What is this?
You get on a horse or no?
i think it is
hold on i have to do it
sorry i know you've got on
one point two nine
of
the
death
of
I
That's insane how unlucky that is.
I wish I could have moved, but when there's a...
See how he's walking towards me? I can't move.
You can't move when he's trying to... So if it happens again, I die.
Because you can't move until he gets on top of your horse.
Still can't move.
Okay, we've got a combat, so...
There's so many of them.
Alright.
What the?
You know what?
You what?
You gonna look at my email?
Okay.
Oh, you need my other e-mail.
Oh, sure.
You need a completely different e-mail.
That's not it.
That's it.
I need to...
Oh, I'm already logged in? No, I'm not.
I don't know if this is going to work, by the way.
Yeah, there's a chance this doesn't work.
We'll see.
Um...
Man, I haven't logged in this email yet.
I haven't used this in forever.
I don't understand, hold on, I might have two passwords saved in here, maybe that's why
I just don't get why it's, oh, I get a hacker man?
What hack into my mainframe?
I hate this, I hate freaking whatever this Microsoft email thing, Windows, like I can
never get in ever.
I don't know.
I mean I don't understand this is my...
I may have been a hacker man's.
Microsoft emailed bullshit.
It's unfortunate because I only use it for Windows, that's it.
So, you're trying to log into a Windows thing, so I don't know what to do, not working.
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know.
I have no clue.
Well, I don't know. I gotta type it in. I don't know. No, it's not. It's, what is it?
That's what I was saying. I don't know my own phone number. What's your phone number?
I think it's the only way we can get an Instra phone.
That's a problem, um.
Ricky would know, because it was, uh, what did the hint say?
Yeah, I'm actually, why is my password not working?
I think I should dead ass think I got hacked.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I think someone took my Microsoft account.
Ow, I have no fucking clue.
But I did ask, I think someone took it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
This might be correlated to the other thing,
but maybe this.
Right?
Microsoft has bad security.
The amount of times I've lost this email is crazy.
I always have to get it back.
Which is weird though, because it hasn't happened in a while.
But yeah, I think the shit got yanked.
I'm gonna have to figure that out.
God damn it.
Okay, hey.
I'll figure it out.
I don't care.
I don't even use that email.
I literally only use that email for a log into Windows.
That's it.
How do they get it if they need phone authentication?
Well they don't.
You usually don't need it.
So anything that needs phone authentication always has a workaround.
It's not foolproof.
You don't actually need phone authentication.
People can find a way no matter what.
All it takes is a little bit of work.
Oh, fuck, I didn't mean to jump off.
If you try hard enough to get into anything, you could do it.
Alright, well I'm gonna have to get that email back, but I need to do that after today's
I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'm gonna try.
Jesus, I almost died because of that.
Is he good?
Oh, let's go!
Oh my god, I think you bugged out.
Oh, no, I think my class bugged out.
Unless he's... are you a herdie? Maybe?
No, I think he bugged out.
Did I bug out? What's going on?
I can't do anything.
Oh, shit.
um yeah this week now
let me try to pull these guys
i don't think this is gonna work but
that sucks
that first bug
actually it's my first like
yeah
uh...
alright i'm about to reset this
Nice of me, Ios.
Uh, I think if I go far enough, it'll reset.
That's canceled. Nice.
Dude, I want this rain to stop so bad.
Rain and night time in this game.
I'm mad. Mad of me.
And then you got a combination here, brain and knife time? Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
There's more meat to what he really appreciates about him.
Oh, hopefully I don't get struck by lightning.
actually I'm gonna let him die
stop for the love of God oh my god let's go stop please no get the fuck away from
Get the fuck away from me. Thank you.
Can't see how high blue they can see big.
So that did that did happen to him he was dead but he was dead in a spot where I couldn't
He was in-capped, but I couldn't heal him.
I want to do my challenge.
It's like the perfect time.
You don't get these missions often.
These experts or whatever.
Where are they going?
Oh my god.
Oh, I can't see anything.
Please kill him.
Not me.
Kill him.
Thank you.
Perfect.
Easy.
Here.
There.
of
the
of
the
All right, he's gonna die one more time
It's fucking awful
I think it's mainly the rain though not this bad at night
What is happening
I can hide in hay bales?
I'm going to the new.
Or he's dead, perfect.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a queue back there.
I don't know, I'm just gonna bug out again, man.
Please.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
fine.
One more time.
I'm totally calm, totally fine.
Totally fine, totally calm.
Not upset at all.
Nothing can faze me.
What actually happened?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do a squest on a horse, and I go on the horse,
and then I bring him to the camp, and then he tweaks out because of that.
I think you're not supposed to do it with the horse.
I think I could bring him close, but I don't think I could bring him all the way there.
I think it bugs out because of that, so...
There's no need to worry.
I really appreciate your help.
That's pitchfork.
You only play games because you're a streamer?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I only play games because I'm a streamer.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
If I didn't play...
If I wasn't a streamer, I would be...
Man.
I would be I'd be going to hikes I'd be
Traveling world I'd be and I'm whoo things I would do I would
I'm really bad at trying to assume what a normal person would do if they didn't play video games
I have no fucking clue. What the hell does a normal person do? You don't play games. What do you do?
I would probably have a license.
You're right. I would probably have a license.
Trying to play video games, I would probably have a license.
Absolutely.
Bro, how long does it rain for in this game? It's been hours.
You thought the same thing, didn't you?
Yeah, they're both calls and pirates, but they're really no different from a gang of cultists.
He'd worship their leader as if he was some sort of snort room in his name as if they're often of a face to him.
As long as their leader lives, his madness would just keep happening.
I looked up.
They've been so much too.
I looked up a leader.
We tried to abandon him.
I will kill a leader.
Wow, that was a very stressful mission.
Voyages of Sir Catfish, it's another fucking field, man.
I'm tired of getting freaking cute.
Can you drive stick?
I can.
I could drive an 18-wheeler too.
Whoa
What he's not dead we'll see him again
Whoa you
Very nice
Like another shield and his helmet and it's a pirate disguise
I'm tired of getting the shields. It's always a shield
It's not a shield. It's a France knowledge of her Nard
Hip rack I've already gone to a shipwreck. Oh wait, is there more?
I don't know. I don't know what knowledge I just got but
Are you always killing humans in this game there's a lot of humans a lot of humans
Rain soft maybe was cross related I think it was I
Heard the commotion from the village
Did you take on their leader?
I think he was making it rain. That guy was magical whimsical
Thank you, thanks you quieting down for now. There's no need to worry
Indeed whatever's left of them shouldn't come bothering us
Hi
I wonder if this game is BDO in the past, if this is Velia, I wonder does it become Velia?
My guess is yes.
Oh, there's more.
The missing girl.
Oh, I got quest chains now.
Ending the mission in Senya Arena.
Wait, did I finish the mission in Senya Arena?
Hold on, hold on.
Before I do this quest...
Actually, I'll just start the quest.
of
the
I
Know it's reward question mark question mark question mark. It's a necklace
I'll save the girl in a second. I want to see, did I do this Senya quest?
Bad-ah.
Similar to Dragon's Dogma? Kind of, yeah.
If you could put up with Dragon's Dogma, this game will be very similar.
similar I feel like it's combat is just as jank but like charming you know what
I mean like Dragon's Dog was jank this game's jank but it's got its own charm
to it right you can always respect a jank game in my opinion because at least
like if it's jank it's trying to do something different so what did I get
for that mission. It's done, I think, unless it canceled again. Dude, it just keeps cancelling.
This mission is, it's not, you can't do it. Every time I try to do this lift repair support,
It just...
Answers.
I don't know why, but it's not...
It's not doable.
As a quest.
Here.
I'll try one more time, but...
I don't...
I don't like it works.
Oh, this catfish helmet removes heat.
Huh.
Interesting.
Could be useful.
Let's go do this fast for fun.
I'm not doing a construction quest, I'm doing like a...
I don't know. I don't know what it is, but I don't...
It's cancelled twice now, I don't know why.
Unless it's giving me the reward and I'm not sh-
Like, maybe I'm missing it, like it's giving me something.
I need to be paying attention to when it actually finishes to see...
Cause there is a chance it's giving me something.
Where is this place?
of
a
half
of
A lot of these guys.
Check your storage chest? Oh, you think it's in there?
That's possible, man.
But then why wouldn't it...
Why wouldn't it... It's not... There's no way it's a repeatable quest.
It doesn't make any sense.
Dude, her hitbox is fucking huge.
I'm just stuck on her.
deal with those damn pirates for good they'll only come back to trouble I
think maybe you could finish them off I'll finish them off please take care of
them I will finish them I didn't really finish them off
Oh, on the boat.
I've already been here once.
You idiot, it pigs cock.
You're a pigs cock.
from the other end of the year it's game of the century true wow yeah that's what I'm saying
Yeah!
of
are you fucking what are what are the what's the timing there
I don't have no stamp.
That timing's insane.
I want to waste my honey tea.
What? I've been in here before. Did I ever find this chest? Oh, it respawns. Oh, I have
Two pirate king ads.
Oh, interesting.
Hit the respawns.
Yeah, I don't know what this last guy is, but it's done, so whatever.
This game worth?
Yeah.
Best game ever.
Hi, Jen.
It's gonna be a full day of side-climbing, this is crazy.
I've been going for seven hours and I've done a main yet.
you dealt with the pirates yes thank you so much I'm sorry to ask might you help me back to the village
for real or your sarcasm sarcasm it's a good game but I'm obviously joking I gotta walk her out of here
Oh my god, can I pick her up?
But you know, it is a good game, but obviously it's not 10 at a time, come on.
Will you be able to retire now and live your life without ever having to work again?
I appreciate that you call it work.
That's really, really nice of you.
But yeah, obviously.
We have a friend that calls what I do work, and it just makes me laugh every time she says it.
She's like, oh you're gonna work today?
I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go, I'll go work today.
Yep, what's gonna happen?
It's like it makes me cringe so bad.
Solid has 380 plus hours of this now?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I'm pretty sure you could play this game for like a minimum of 500 hours.
What?
A sprayer?
Allows you to water crops in your garden even when it isn't raining.
To use the field sprayer equipment and hold Q and aim the spray water.
I did that for a fucking sprayer
that okay damn there's so many
question marks here we're probably
just vendors though I hope my
selection yes small bag I'm guess
welcome here honestly for the sake of
completion I I should inspect those would you call yourself an angel at heart
it's knowledge flame thrower would that would have been sick I have a flamethrower
every leg I'd be honored to fish with you someday I have a flamethrower right
here I have a flamethrower on my back I just don't really use it they don't know
Oh, what to really use it on?
Oh my god, bags, bags, bags, bags, bags.
I love bags. I love bags. I love bags. I love bags. I love bags too.
I love bags too. All fresh. I love bags. I'm always open. Come by any time.
Yeah, okay, I'm using one in the computer and one outside the computer.
Yeah, I don't think they're in here.
I don't know where they are.
Can I have a third cup of coffee, please?
What?
Yes.
How many hours do you have in this game?
I think I have 40 something.
Fighting up your stream.
Construct the lighthouse to illuminate Vellia.
What?
We're up on your dayouts.
I think this is a construction from the camp angle.
I guess.
Okay, this is a construction project.
So this is what you do from the camp.
I did this same thing in this town and this town I made a wolf statue and it really didn't, it wasn't worth it, I'm gonna be honest with you, but it is cool, you could go and you could do it, you could go to your camp and you could construct a lighthouse here for this town.
Alright mate.
I mean, I might make it for them just for fun, but it's definitely more of a completionist thing. I don't think it's for anything else.
The main reason... Okay, this is gonna sound really weird, but part of me... I'm not a big 100% kind of guy.
I don't really love 100% games, because... like, what's the point?
But because this game is so big, it tempts me a little bit. I'm still not gonna do it, but it does tempt me a little bit,
little bit because I know it's so big and like that's a pretty cool milestone
like I'm knowledge wise I'm 23% of the way there but this is technically how
you to 100% it is if you've obtained every little bit of knowledge that will
take you probably 500 to 1000 hours to try to do that an insane amount of
time. But because it's an insane amount of time, it kind of sounds more fun to
try. But the thing about the last like 5% though, it would just get
harder and harder. It wouldn't get easier.
I had liberated this area for nothing really, but whatever.
Is there a loot in here at least?
Haven't I already been here?
Looks like familiar.
Where I was here?
Uh, okay.
I think it might be time to finally go back to the main.
I think it might be time.
Wait.
I wanted to kill that difficult boss, the Penumbra boss or whatever, I did want to do that.
This one.
He's pretty hard.
Guidance of the Dark Pursuit.
Gonna be kind of difficult, but difficulty might be what we're looking for right now.
I feel like 60% of your attacks just don't connect in this game.
I mean your character kind of has a mind of their own sometimes when you're attacking.
It seems like the game, the game's combat works really well.
Um...
Why don't I go back to my camp?
The games combat works really well in um...
Looking for anyone specific?
Oh, oh yeah, I wanted to check the chest, right?
The games combat works really well in large clumps, but not so good in small clumps.
Cover right up.
whatever you want
it's all tab here to get your cursor I think
my storage chest is going to be full
I need to package all these.
I need to sell all these lanterns and donate all these weapons.
Actually, I should sell these weapons and all these items because I'm kind of fucking poor.
I want to see if...do you guys know if shop keeps...
I'll just check myself.
I was gonna ask if shop keeps like vendors and stuff if they respawn their goodies
But I'll just take a peek myself
Your base start making you money, I don't think you could pull out the money yourself
I think it just makes money. I think it just like puts the money into the base
I don't know if it's making you money, but it makes your face money
I
I want to see if this guy is going to resell his axe ever.
True strength comes from the soul.
See this axe right here?
I lowkey think this axe is a sleeper.
I think this might be one of the best one handed weapons in the game.
I'm not kidding.
I know that's really random.
But unless the weapons get insanely ridiculous, which they might, but for now, a base 1-1
crit attack speed?
Early?
I want two of them.
I only have one.
I want two of them.
I lowkey think it's a fucking sleeper.
I don't know where to find another one though.
Oh wait, I should sell my stuff.
Sarction for sturdy blade?
It looks like 10 to 10, man.
Yeah!
Wait, what?
He actually does!
actually does.
Wait, these are good.
critical rate level 2 on boots give you weapon crit though. That I don't know.
I guess I'll sell one of my pirate king hats. I have two of them.
It's for kicks?
How sure are we?
How sure are we of that information?
100%?
How am I still so full?
Hey mate, my forge never rests, come on.
Can't discard these.
Can't discard those.
Can't discard that.
discard any of this. Dude, the deluxe gear, don't pick up the deluxe gear, okay?
It just fucking eats your space for what? Well, I could discard these.
Do I want to though? That for sure. I feel like I don't need this shining shy
pendant anymore I could discard keys oh I never found this treasure map whatever
it's good enough space for me fuck it wait what is this trade goods profit
20% for two hours
Is that a one-time use and this liberates a large amount of weight on oh
My god, I just liberated a hundred people
Trade goods profit 20% for two hours. I have a feeling you want to save this
Yeah, I got paid to play this for a while.
Just like my hair thought.
Yeah.
Yeah, you guys are.
You guys are getting it now.
You're fully getting it.
So your arrows.
Those arrows, yeah, get the heck out of my inventory.
That'll teach.
Alright, I'm gonna try to fight this boss.
He is pretty hard.
Um...
But I'm gonna try.
I might need my ice armor, maybe.
We'll see.
No armor upgrades first, I don't really have any.
I mean like I could maybe upgrade some of my gear but I don't I mean I guess like
fleece is in my storage like I could I guess I'm just expecting some gear to
get better but it never does because like I could just bring this gear up so
So high I have a ton of these materials in my storage like I could get my chest piece to like max and just
Call it a day
But I'm expecting the gear to get better, but it's it hasn't gotten better yet like at all
So I don't know
I'm confused
You guys are getting baited by that man.
He's technically not wrong.
Every second of streamers live, they are making money technically speaking.
He's not wrong.
He's just playing you guys like fools.
Why you go under, what's under?
Well, it's nothing, cool, very cool, I'm stuck, get off!
Fucking kill me. No, please don't actually kill me. Jesus Christ how much I was about to fight a boss you fucking piece of shit
I'll sell my health for what?
Actually, I should just die. I kill me real quick. I
Want to save my precious chicken
He is keeping chat engaged. That's true. W that guy. Holy 5000... oh never mind. Wait,
I don't have this... Master Apple. Wow. Absolutely epic win. Okay, so let me try my new armor
And does it, does it make it so that the ice res does nothing?
Oh yeah, I'm not even cold anymore.
The problem is this gear is so bad.
This like frost curse gear is so...
...pinky.
But...
Not having the stamina...
...stuff could be nice.
In the fight, I won't be cold, you know?
Upgrade it, you can't upgrade this gear.
There's certain gear that is just like base, and cannot be upgraded.
If it was, I'd upgrade this thing in an ARP, but you can't.
You can't upgrade it and you can't put sockets in it with two things you can't do.
I didn't know what was happening there.
He was just spinning in a wall.
Almost one shot?
Yeah, no.
This guy's really hard.
super super super hard
Why is this guy in the fight now?
I
Okay, okay. Alright, fine. I might need to turn off right again.
He needs to make up his mind, is he in the fight, is he not like that?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Hell yeah!
Ah, yeah, it looks so hot.
I'll pop a pilli.
Wait, don't hit me while I'm popping a pilli, please.
Let's fuck that.
I had right here, okay?
second
No
Yeah
The only way you can leaping across is by cheesing up a food, I swear.
I swear, I swear you just cheesing up a food a bit, they're so...
Yeah, you just use Face Tank, I don't know.
Any hard encounter just seems to be face-tanked with fucking heels.
Or like you do something cheesy, right, like find a corner to hide certain mechanics.
I think that's what people did with the monkey before the monkey got nerfed.
They would have to like, edge him.
You know?
That doesn't sound right when I say it out loud, but you know what I'm saying.
All right, so I did all of the witch's quests, Dark Crescent, Spirit Siphon, oh another Spirit
Siphon, that's my second one.
Dark Crescent is Shift Left Click.
Wait, does that stack with the other Shift Left Click?
Wait, it might.
Do you think if you use this with Hound, oh my god it might use both effects.
That's really good if so.
That's really, really, really strong.
I still gotta do the Sanctum.
Well, I might have to change my dual-wield structure around.
But right now, my build is essentially use a lot of stamina with right-clicks, and then
weave in left-right-click for spirit with those dark waves.
But now, I don't know.
I'm not sure if the other one's better.
It's hard to test.
It's hard to know what's good or what's not.
Looks like a very suspicious wall.
I grew up dark pursuit hello love holy shit that's a lot of crit
Sorry
I mean, you could say it's a treacherous and say why, I guess.
I don't remember what this witch gives me.
I did the last witches' sanctums clearing quest or whatever.
I really like doing these a lot.
The witches' sanctums and stuff?
Yeah, I don't I don't know it's fun
But I don't remember what my last one
I need a fucking leave a cocky this
I don't think it gives me anything I did I did the last which is one I genuinely don't
I don't remember anything.
Dude.
Stop.
Oh my god, I'm not going to be able to do this.
I don't think it's going to latch in.
Rift.
Stay, right there.
Don't move. Don't move a muscle.
Oh my god.
Hold on.
I think I can still do it.
Stay right there.
I'll move.
I'll move a muscle.
Alright, Barry, what you got for me, girl?
R is sealed. It like seals it to the pot. Oh I've talked to the witch. I know she'll talk to me here.
Alright. Give me something good.
You've reclaimed the sanctum. I trust the cultists didn't trouble you too greatly.
Do you know the...
Followers of the darkness. Though their vision is clouded, hatred serves no
one. I have learned, we all carry a measure of darkness within us.
Okay.
Talk to body in the witch.
I'm addicted to this game.
I'm not going to lie to you guys.
I don't know why.
The sense of discovery, I want to know, I'm so determined to know if it goes further,
and I want to keep progressing to see how far it goes.
That's the part that I don't care about anything else, I just want to see, like, do the stat
lines get better, do the builds get better, is there more synergies, do the fights get
cooler, and I'm so determined to try to figure it out, and that's why I keep coming back.
And they do get better, kind of.
One thing that's really not getting better is the gearing.
The gearing is still just as lame as it was at the beginning.
The sockets are cool though, but...
and faster than I expected
the problem
as expected
come back to me in one piece
the sanctuaries are restored at least the sky won't come crashing down tomorrow
the thankless life of a witch's work
if we do it right
Nothing happens and no one notices.
I see the future a bit more clearly than the others.
Thanks to you, we avoided the absolute worst possible outcome.
The world could have been flung into complete chaos.
How tiresome that would have been.
Did I ever actually thank you?
I know. I get that a lot. I got a witches token, but I still don't know what that's
for. It's my second one. And that was it.
I was expecting you right on time.
Need something in particular?
and catch your eye remember he treats you well that's my second witch's token I
don't know what they're for yet back again I won't pretend to object
There's a book in here that I don't think matters, but I'll grab it.
Oh, it's an accessory.
Didn't I already have this book?
Where I already have this book.
I think I know this one.
I do.
Well, that's eight sanctum cleared.
Where does that quest train go?
I don't know.
This one I think, yeah, two of five, plus there's a runation.
I think the way this works is you just find a witch,
and then she guides you to four more sanctums.
Find another witch, she guides you to four more sanctums.
So I would have to figure out where the other witch is.
And I stumbled on this witch by accident, so that was cool.
Where the other witch, it's probably one in every biome,
so I found the hernand one.
I found one in Peilune.
There's probably one in Domenis somewhere.
the menisces. So there's five witches, right? So one, two, three, four, five, I guess.
I'm gonna check one thing here because I know I'm never gonna be this I'm never
gonna be here again there's just no way in this north area I saw three cubes out
in the edge of the map I'm just gonna get them real quick
This is the edge of the map, I think, right?
Yeah.
There's nothing else past this.
Wow, there's a lot more than three cubes.
What in the fucking ball sack?
This is like the far end of the map.
Why is there so much shit here?
Oh.
Ugh.
Volstain or Rulins.
This seems...
Oh, they're suspicious like you do something there.
You over here?
Somewhere?
Oh, it's fast travel point.
This is pretty cool.
I'm sure I missed a few there kind of once you once you start flying in it's so easy
to lose where you were going.
I think I put my other armor back on.
I don't know.
Is there anything over here or just knowledge?
of
the
two fat asses block of the door
Whatever.
All my weapons are crafted with care.
It will save your life out there.
A Pai Loon shotgun.
That's cool. It's like a shotgun axe.
Pretty good. 17 damage.
I always buy these, because...
I have money so easy to get, I always buy the oars.
I think it's a good choice.
I could upgrade my weapons now, if I wanted to.
I'm just trying to decide what weapons I want to actually upgrade to, but I don't know yet.
My dual-wheel thing is nice.
I'm kind of tempted to use two-hander for AoE, and then two one-handers for single-target.
That seems like a pretty good idea.
this hound sword I have upgrading it
I don't know
that's going to special slot or something
I have no clue where it is.
It's on my back right now.
I see it.
So I know it's in my inventory.
I just don't...
It's grouped somewhere, I think, here.
Here.
That's a mystery.
Do you guys know where it is?
Just buy the drill?
Huh?
It's here on my back.
Let me swap weapons.
Maybe it'll go my inventory then.
Oh, I see.
That makes sense, I guess.
I want to check the refinement details on this one.
Good for crit, I guess.
Seems alright.
But yeah, I'm trying to think if I use a two-hander for AoE because it has slightly more reach,
right?
Like, for example, this is my reach with one-hander.
And then my reach with the two-hander...
Got a little more cleave to it.
I don't know.
And then I want to put in two of the augments in it.
That Umbra two-hander that I got might be okay, base wise, might have a pretty high base value.
I haven't done a single main quest today, not one.
This is not where I wanted to go.
Um.
I wanted to go up here.
to get a better angle again isn't it like six or so basic types and that all
differs as it looks yeah I'm pretty I'm like 90% sure the gearing in this game
is all the same I don't think they're actually there the difference between them is like your
defense will change or you'll get movement and then on weapons you'll get crit or
and just and it'll trade off and have you less attack
you're I think the main thing you do is you just get a weapon that you think looks cool and you
just up it to max level and that will be the best weapon throughout the entirety of the game
Which is a bit lame, but
It is what it is. I'm gonna land this down
I'm obsessed with these cubes, man, I'm just obsessed with exploration, I really am.
I see a shining light and I don't know if I'm a freak, I'm a freak.
This game is, the exploration is hitting me in all the right places.
I'm gonna put my ice chest on.
Oh
That's only blood to go. Oh my
I know this game's movement will never get better, but you need a high level of patience
for the movement for sure you get it to try not to tilt challenge moving around
in this game
that's why I max my stamina first so I don't get as upset as I as I often
Something was glowing in here.
Am I crazy?
Something was glowing specifically in this spot right here.
I swear.
Oh, it was this.
So just a fast travel.
Oh, he's getting... um... um...
I think there's something in there but I think it's just a gap to the... how's this?
What am I seeing here?
An animal?
Is that a bad... is that a bad animal?
What is going on?
Alright.
We're just figment.
Okay, so we're back at this tree area.
I fucking hate this place.
Hahaha.
This place drives me mad.
At nighttime too, there's no shot I am not dealing with any of this.
Alright.
I feel like I got everything in the area.
Get some height again.
Being able to mark things in the distance instead of looking at the map would have been nice.
Yeah, like seeing a glowing object and then hitting the marker key or something.
Okay.
Um, if I miss something in town.
Oh my dumbass apparently. I missed something in there, something over there, something over there.
I'm just using this as like a, like a height spot to look for cubes.
Nothing under me.
Have I run the Pylon City bill? I haven't even found the Pylon City. It's probably this right here, to be honest.
I should definitely ring the bell because I don't have the map unlocked, but I could mark that right then.
Whatever that is.
I'm assuming if you make a lot of stamina food, you could fly like forever.
Which is kind of cool, give some stamina food some value.
You get really, really far distances.
Oh yeah, there's that potion that gives you no...
...stam costs. Same with no, um...
Yeah, sorry.
Kinda fucked up, I know.
Reindeer!
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh
Hello
I could clear this place, I mean it's pretty quick, they'd die pretty fast.
I take it back, so I clearly don't die that fast.
you acquire all the insect knowledge for one skill point for sure yeah let me just go ahead
to do that one holy fuck
that's insane
How many hours do you have?
I think I have like 40 or something.
44.
At this point and alright that's max our health, and then let's get some spirit.
I'm trying to max the main three.
How far is pretty jump?
all right. I feel like we've explored enough. Hold on. I want to try something. Can I fast
I want to see if I can fast travel with an animal.
No.
I don't think there's anything up here. It's like the edge of the map.
right yeah we're on the edge of the map ring bell I don't know where the bell is
I wonder if there's a bell in this town probably not no deck
why happens if you go out of bounds what happens at the edge of the map
Because this is definitely, this is definitely it.
Oh my god, I think that's the edge of the map.
Oh, come on.
I don't know.
Oh, we found the edge.
Okay, so that back there is fun flavor.
So that means that big-ass peak that you would see up there not real some of the peaks are real that that one is not
heard chef
Absolutely hurts
Oh, fuck it, we'll get another cube, I guess, it's just over there.
half is after 10 seconds you probably just die
Stayed made by AI? Yeah, one of the first.
One of the first ever.
Fully made by AI, not a single person worked on it. Yep.
Truly one of a kind.
No humans. None.
One short gromp. That's all it took.
All it's like
When you guys are strong holy fuck lonely jackals
You guys are strong humans, let me tell you they hurt they don't die either
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
of
those guys were, um, as a strong
Higher level territory. Not supposed to be here yet.
Meet the Queen Spider. Where did this come from? How do I just see this on my map?
That sounds awesome. For sure I'm gonna do that.
This is the things I'm saying. Like, how did this just pop up on my map now? It's so random.
I'm so down though for sure Queens fangs
Oh, let me check my mineral quick
I want to sleep and then the Sania should be done and I'm going to see if it does anything,
Or else you're gonna break again.
I finished it, but I can just do it again, I don't know.
Holy fuck, 2 days 6 hours, 8,000 gold, buh buh buh!
The lighthouse is mad expensive.
What the fuck is this symbol? Conversion 40%? What do I mean?
Huh?
Conversion 40%
I'm getting extra rewards for something.
I don't know what, but...
Conversion of religion.
Interesting.
I go fix this hot air balloon? I'm gonna do it. This is for the vibes.
What is happening dude this heart is I can't tell them clicking on
Alright we're fixing that hot air balloon for the lives.
There's no mission in this world, we'll turn down.
Alt Tab.
Okay, I wanted to see this, I wanted to compare these two really quick.
This one at Refinement 5 is 26, flat, nothing else.
And then the Hound, he's on my back, and then the Hound at 5 is 24.
Oh, the Hound is way better than the other sword.
Holy shit.
This is way better than the Penumbra Sword or whatever.
Because it's 24?
Who crit?
This one's just 26 flat.
I don't know if you want weapons that are just flat.
I mean maybe you do.
I don't know.
So this could be an insane gamble, and I could waste all of my materials.
Um, because I could still suck.
And it probably will suck, to be honest.
I mean, it's probably going to miniscule no matter what.
No matter what, you're going to just do the same ability anyway and do the cleave ability.
So it actually really won't matter that much.
Because that ability is going to carry you.
But for fun, I guess you could do it, what am I looking for?
Oh, here's what I could do, um, just to see what it looks like, the hound.
I'm going to go to the witch's lair real quick.
I always lose where she is.
I'm going to fight the spider boss in a second by the way.
I was just game so big with so few steam achievements.
Yeah, the steam achievements are so hard to get that when you get one you're like, holy
shit.
Did you ever play about? Yeah I did. That was good. Enjoyed it.
That was a fun one.
You'll find what you see here.
Alright, extract this.
I just want to see if these things stack together.
I think they do.
There's one now.
Now if I embed pound Dark Crescent.
Now I should use... if I use this two-hander, I should... two abilities should come out when
I use my shift left foot.
Whenever I...
Hmm.
Hmm. Do I like it? It's kind of like the Crow ability.
I mean, I won't know until I try it, but then in order to try it, I need to upgrade the
weapon to even see if the weapon is good, right?
So what I put on it is how in claws is like the red attack, and then there's with the
same left shift combo, there's the purple thing that spits out.
Two-handing it.
I don't think it is either, but I just want to...
i i i mean it's very clear that this game is a one-button kind of game
you just use the same ability over and over and over again to kill everything
that's super clear but
i don't know sometimes you want to change it up
any mobs i can kill in here?
put those in your current ones? no no no
that's stupid
you don't... you don't know
You don't know.
Because this ability, no matter what,
even with a two-hander, this ability's probably...
...shotted.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, hey, let me save my game.
We're gonna just try it.
We're gonna try to upgrade the Hound and just see what it feels like to clear something.
We have to do something higher level though, or else I will never get a good, like, feeling
We need to game.
Problem here is...
I don't have enough gems to make it work, but...
We meet again. Our paths will cross again.
I don't use both and then switch between them with the skill.
Plus that's the plan, right? The plan is like have one for one thing and one for the other.
But
the point of what I'm saying is one ability is so strong in this game that it covers every single basis in the entirety of the game.
So you don't even need any of the other combos or nothing unless you want to just play for fun
and do the combos
Stay and see what skill them fire can create
But be that strength you go here
I'm missing copper and iron, because I left it like a dumbass.
Maybe this guy has some...
Oh, interesting, this game's time-based, but now he just sells bloodstones.
They all do.
I don't know if the normal vendors are like that, too.
Player should be an incentivize for doing combos. Yeah, they definitely should but they're not in the game, unfortunately.
They are for some combos but you can't spread yourself thin or else you're just like...
It's just kind of pointless, you know?
If you want I'll be here I gotta hunch that this is gonna be some dog shit
I wonder if Wind Slash stacks, I'm curious.
because if it does it's pretty big. I don't know if it does though.
We need to get um, passing something.
Is technically a shift left click does count?
Maybe.
Okay.
Okay, there's no- there's only one left click.
I wanted to see if the spinnies counted.
I gotta try this. I gotta try this to see if it even feels good, but it wastes the time.
That cloak is crying to be dyed black.
Well, it looks cool, no?
You think it looks silly?
I like the red.
Are there any castor builds in this game or just melee?
They have like magic infusions, but...
All right, where can I find men to practice on and they need to be like somewhat strong men. They can't be like super weak men.
We need like middle of the pack men, you know what I'm saying?
Like maybe these men will probably be black bears, maybe?
Come around here.
This doesn't work, I have to reload my save.
Or if I don't like it, I guess I have to reload my save.
Um, keep men around here.
Fuck.
Um, looking for some long burly men.
I'm looking for some long burly men.
crazy when I look for men I don't I don't find any men ever when I don't want to
find men men around every corner is that a man
The mob's scaled? No.
Man. Perfect.
I mean, they're just normal bandits. I don't know.
I mean that could have done that with anything.
I don't know what that is.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Thank you for saving me. All this trouble over a single statue.
I came looking for the fable statue, but I won't risk my life for it.
I think it's kinda ass.
I better head back now.
I think it's kinda ass.
I'm gonna lie to you guys.
Honestly, I don't even think I need to reload my save,
I didn't spend any bloodstone. I don't think you spend bloodstone to get this thing to 4.
I left it at 4, just on purpose. So I don't even think- I just don't want to reload my save,
because I'm lazy. Yeah, I don't know. I think we just-
Let's just go, let's just go fight a spider, I don't know.
Let's just go do that.
Where's the spider?
How come this is here now?
I swear these things are spawning in.
That wasn't there before.
Whatever that is, but it's there now.
Alright, where's the spider?
It was here.
Can you find so many past travels I barely see any?
I always look around.
I like, I love looking around everywhere.
Seeing like using my, my blinding light or whatever.
Just gonna look.
I don't want to fight the spider.
Did I make any gear changes that I was unhappy with?
I don't think so.
He spent like eight hours today getting fast travels.
Yeah, I spent a lot of time today just like running around.
That's it. Like just literally running around.
Bye, Ben. Hard.
I have enough things to upgrade my weapons to make them a little stronger, but I just
I don't know if I should, I don't know.
The fuck are these things?
Where's the queen bee?
Um, is this a ranged fight?
Okay, I was going to say, that's not going to work for me.
You were definitely supposed to fight this thing way earlier.
I just never saw it, so...
My bad.
I didn't know this was here.
Ooh.
Ooh, it's another shift right click.
Wait, wait, that's big.
That's big for the build.
Ooh.
What?
That looks terrible.
That looks so bad.
What?
I'm trying to kill that spider, yeah I'm assuming he did it earlier, right?
tried to do it earlier I definitely should have done this ages ago I just
never saw it
I wonder if that spider ability, like, you have to be standing still?
Because a shift right-click is this.
Right?
If you're standing still, a shift right-click is a stab, so it's a stab plus AoE.
I'm assuming it is.
Oh, there's a quietness.
How's this?
Pick the button and push the lever to open the cultivation room door.
for the handle and shirts and position okay
this
No.
Eh.
Aim at the foot switch and kick it with F.
of
this
,
of
all right we're talking really nothing in here
what was the point of going down here
oh this
That's cool.
You ever had that shit in real life?
I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing still.
I made the lever go up, I pulled the thing down low.
lever with E to activate the ingredient dispenser. I'm supposed to go... oh this will go up top.
Okay.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is happening?
This is definitely a quest you're supposed to do early for sure, this whole area.
It's supposed to like teach you how you can interact with stuff and do this and twist
this and turn it up and...
There's more?
much more is there? I'm not seeing any more.
Ah, grinder, okay.
Buy lube once per day.
I don't think it's that early on, I'm on like chapter 4 and it's not on my map.
Interesting.
Aim at the Heater's barrel slot, roll place the oil with the barrel, use force bomb to
push in the place, grab the handle, and E.
Oil
Aim at the heaters barrel slot and place the oil barrel
As soon as I figure out where an oil barrel is
of
this is for
really invested in the fraud here
I'm gonna hit them, I mean
I'm so soon to do this.
Well, not giving me any more tips, it's like, alright, you got all the tips, now figure
out the last part.
I'll go behind it.
Okay, never mind, it's still off right there.
It's weird how this whole thing has yellow paint.
in the game it's like this is just it's like this area was a completely different design
philosophy than the rest of the other areas this place has yellow yellow uh yellow paint it's telling
you what to do
Adjust the ingredient ratios to produce a perfect elixir.
So how do you define a perfect elixir?
You know?
Like, what if I want...
What if I want max yellow? You know?
Giga juice.
I did it.
That's it, I guess.
I'm making potions.
I mean, I'm not, but, you know.
Oh, take fertilizer spray.
I already have fertilizer spray, but I'll take more.
Weird.
I got a bunch of potions for that.
That was not worth it at all, but I don't know.
I got potions and fertilizer spray.
That was fucking weird.
I think I can get it.
All right, well, Spider got smoked.
GG.
Any magical exclamation points that popped up somewhere that's new that I've never seen
before?
Like, a spider boss?
Uh, no, this all looks the same to me.
Nothing new popped up.
OK.
All right.
Might be time for the main, potentially, maybe.
I just did eight hours of straight side quests.
Just fucking straight side quests.
I'm going to attempt to see what this question mark is, it's just like taunting me, you know,
like, oooh. oooh.
Ring the payloon bell. I haven't gone to the city yet. Like here somewhere.
Yeah, fuck it, I'll ring the bell. That's gotta be the city.
It doesn't really matter. And honestly, it doesn't really matter really in the whole map,
Well, maybe it does, because maybe there's like quests that you can't see until you reveal.
I don't know actually.
How the fuck do I get there easily?
All the question marks on the town don't really show up until you hit the bell, remember?
Oh, that's right.
At the very beginning of the game, you're right.
I was sitting there and I was like, oh, what's this bell do when I hit it and then more question
marks pops up, you're right.
I have a bad habit of going to a new area and rather than going to the city, I just
like explore everything else.
I definitely should change that habit.
Wanna see the Steam reviews for this game?
No. I don't really look at Steam reviews.
I feel like Steam reviews are a literal plague to the industry.
Is that weird?
the I think they're kind of bad every single time
just like movie reviews I think movie reviews are quite reliable I've I don't
know like in what world like this is this is this is the inevitable loop of a
steam review okay game comes out doesn't matter the game 40% extra views one
week later 75 80% mostly positive I have like how does that help you like if
you're looking at that as a gamer that tells you literally nothing it tells
that they don't know what the fuck they're talking about every single game the past five years hey
our cloud cards ready fun i could go on a hot air balloon
Good indicator for games that have been out for a while?
Yeah, but games that have been out for a while, 9 times out of 10 have good reviews.
Like if you're looking at individual reviews, that's different, right?
If you're reading a specific review, I'm just talking about the percentage in general.
But overall reviews, they're so wrong always, every time.
This is Payloon.
There's just a bunch of bandits here. Place fucking stinks.
I'm supposed to liberate it?
Holy shit, these guys are strong.
What mob sites are these?
These are jackals?
This is going to take forever.
I don't do that damage to these guys at all.
I guess it's still not dead.
I don't do that damage to these guys at all.
I guess it's still not dead.
Bro, these guys have to go watch out.
I'm gonna have to kill the one yet.
You're playing this game!
Two-hander, two-hander, two-hander. I mean, it's not gonna...
Not gonna do well.
I feel like I was baited to go to pay loon.
There's a sab... There's a sabotage.
Why are these guys so much stronger than me? Holy shit. Not even close.
I can't get up here.
Fuckers.
Ring this bell in their face.
That's crazy.
These guys are strong.
Wow.
The Jackal guys.
I don't know if I'm weak or what.
Do I need to get my...
Instead of using T5 gear, do I need like T7 gear maybe?
Is that really going to be the difference of that much damage?
Oh, that did nothing.
Oh, you're right.
Payloon is what we saw in the main story, so we probably liberate this as like, like a final mission of the chapter, liberate Payloon, and then you could ring the bell.
Ah, yeah, that's probably right.
It doesn't explain why these guys are still so hard, though.
That's kind of weird.
Unless they get easier on the main or something, I don't know.
I got out of here.
Healing maybe with the MSQ?
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe when you do the main story it brings him down.
I don't know.
These guys are tough.
Big tough.
Hard men.
Strong men.
I want to touch their muscles.
I wonder if I could ring that bell if I sneak in.
I'm gonna try to sneak in. I don't know if it's gonna work. I don't think it will.
of
just a way to sort
I saw that cube but I don't care.
God! Coming!
Oh shit.
It's alive!
I think I got it.
I think I could do this.
I think I could sneak in.
I don't think it's gonna work.
I still don't think you'll be able to ring the bell, but I'm gonna try anyway.
Okay, I don't have aggro, no one saw me, no one saw me.
I mean, it was worth a shot, I don't know, it was worth a shot.
What was that supposed to do?
When you ring the bell, it's supposed to reveal the map in the area that you're in, but I
think that bell is tied to the main story.
So you can't ring the bell until you do the main story.
So how these games chapters work is you like liberate areas at end of big chapter points.
So like, Cal Fade Castle here, you did like a big mission and you fought all these guys
and you liberated this place and boom, you're amazing.
Kisses, mwah.
And I think that's the next part of this main story for me, so...
Man, how many men do I have left?
I got a wide variety of men.
What do I want them to do?
Oh, I built the, uh...
God, I'm so distracted with such little details.
Such little things.
I built the uh, I built the uh, hot air balloon I kind of want to I kind of want to go for it
What?
Cloud card?
Wait, didn't I already do this?
Or did it open up the cloud card as...
I'm confused.
What's that one?
Holy shit.
Pretty good, but I mean it's pretty expensive, but I don't know what that is.
What is that? It's X, X what? No?
It looks like stone.
What do you mean, are you here?
What do you mean?
Am I crazy? Where I did?
I swear to God, I already did.
Check your character, we don't know what to ask you man, you're heading out.
What did I do?
Loud cart ready to be...
Huh?
Oh I just saw it on the minimap and it disappeared, it's like...
I think it's tweakin' because it needs space or something.
Oh, it tries to spawn itself and it just doesn't work.
Damn it!
That was gonna be so cool!
I thought I was gonna go on a hot air balloon trip.
I tried it earlier and apparently it's bugs.
Has anyone figured out where they could do it or is it just literally just doesn't work?
I've tried it everywhere.
That's lame.
Maybe one day they'll fix the hot air balloon.
Goddess of abundant statue construction.
Honestly, man, I'm just doing my part.
I'm just making shit for the world.
I'm just crafting statues for people.
They want me to make a statue, I make a statue, fuck it.
to make it a little wonder is yep, Americans see a game not made by Americans and instantly
hate.
It's just a different, uh, different.
They're not actually hating on it because it's not American made.
That's just a completely different style, you know?
Like you could tell a game that's made in the West and a game that's made in the East.
Hello, Stace!
My fucking horse is stupid!
That's what's keeping me.
Sorry.
but yeah
one thing that you should know
and you probably do know about
North America is comfort is everything
so when you play it when people play like a game in North America
that's like out of the norm out of their comfort zone
maybe a little different maybe a little quirky I don't know you know just like
slightly different it's really polarizing like I feel like North
Americans are really really it's really easy to experience something jarring for
them and then they go no no no no no like no no no hold on no no no no no no
no no you know it's the same reason it's not the same reason but partially why
My MMOs that come to North America suck.
It's partially because of that.
They're so vastly different than the MMOs were used to.
Don't tell me the Black Bear struck fast.
Oh shit.
Look at that.
Yeah, it's the same reason why Cod is able to sell over and over and over and over and
over and over again.
North America, baby.
They just buy the comfort or buy the comfort food get the comfort game snack whatever get the next call of duty
forever
That's all do a great man will be coming
The fucker is actually
of
the
Ashes creation was like most of the North American MMORPG's it's dead it actually wasn't
and I think that is partially it was it was a little out there too it was I think it was
a little ambitious.
I don't think that's the main reason it died, but it definitely was not the norm.
The norm of MMOs in North America are theme parks, and Ash's accretion was not a theme
park, you know?
Where the fuck is this quest, and where am I?
Hold on.
Am I here?
No.
Holy fuck, I'm up here.
AC Shadows got killed for having some mediocre parts. Let's get to pass with some horrible parts.
No, this gets a pass because it's big. I think.
I really think the difference between this and AC Shadows is this is so much larger and on another like,
like the scale is so much,
the scale is so much bigger and
And not just for being bigger, you know what I mean?
Like, AC Shadows was a pretty big game, but...
Everything that you experienced in the first couple hours of Assassin's Creed Shadows
was the same thing you were gonna experience...
100 hours later.
AC Shadows had great, like, there was a lot to do, but...
In every Assassin's Creed game...
There are always...
There's always a lot to do...
But it's the same thing to do my stupid
Oh god the jackals not the jackals
But yeah, this game, I think that's why this game doesn't get slammed as hard as it is.
There is a difference in what you're doing, and it is changing.
You're getting a slightly different experience and feel every 20, 30, 40, 60, 80 hours.
What I was doing at hour 10, it almost like, this is going to sound kind of stupid, but
like the boring beginning of this game is almost, it feels like it was on purpose.
Like it's like they made you like feel what it's like to be at the very, very, very bottom
for a little bit so that you feel a little bit better when you climb up.
I feel like it was by design.
Pretty area.
This looks like the first area in Skyrim after the Dragon.
Ludwig.
But still we ought to be people or maybe you're just a spineless sack of shit
I'm gone a long time if we're to fight we need to know exactly what we're up against
And now you're barking orders like you're running the bloody show oh
My god, I was gonna. What happened to my mother anyway
Never said we should charge him blind
What happened to my monitor?
I heard. But we don't have time for this. We'll need everyone against the jackals. Fighting our eyes comes first.
Settle your grudges.
I'm gonna be honest, I almost snapped my monitor in half.
So everyone's just lining up to lecture me now. Is that it?
Fine. Fuck it. You lot can use those big brains to strut all that way.
I almost snapped my monitor in half. That was close.
Everyone's on edge.
monitor so my monitor is on an arm like this right and it started to pull backwards and it
started to bend because the cable was pulling it back and it was resisting and it was literally
bending and i didn't notice i was looking i was looking to my left or i don't look at my right
or something and it was slowly pulling itself back if i would have kept going if i would have
kept going i actually think the monitor would have broke i'm not kidding i because it was it was
was about to bend.
These monitors are really really thin.
Like you could grab the monitor and literally just do this and then it'll break.
And that almost, that almost happened.
I would have been really sad, I'm not going to lie.
That would have, that would have sucked.
Why the hell are we being treated like this?
How's the situation I
Feel like an outsider in my own homeland
It's crazy. Let's walk me resent us. I miss the whole conversation
Don't anything to do with us fucking cowards. They just stood there when we bled
Oh, this used to be the the gray man's home. Hey, Louden
Naira don't even you'll only make things worse. So we're supposed to just let ourselves get shot on
Shats on.
I'd have dragged Marius along if I'd known people would shot us out like this.
Then at least we could ease the moment of field season.
Um, I don't know.
I mean, I'm going to be honest, I think I might be the wrong person to ask that question,
because I've played over a hundred hours of Starfields.
I don't know if I'll get a hundred hours out of this game, but it's looking likely.
What's that, 50?
Hello, love.
What don't you pick out some more?
Enjoying the day?
Oh.
Mods for gear in this game are going to go stupid.
They're going to go stupid, nuclear, super awesome, hard.
So that's the, I would say that's probably my least favorite thing about it.
about it besides the controls but like I mean that's not changing
the first one the new ones coming out next week
Looks like you've seen something, we'd rather forget.
You're right. This is something no one should ask.
Sober up and get yourself home.
Well, leave it.
Hey, Twitch Drops pro, what the hell?
Uh, what does that mean?
Nothing happens.
Hey, Twitch Drops.
I didn't say anything.
Tell me. I'll help you if I can.
Do you think we're full?
You're one of them. I yeah
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Hold on, I'm gifting myself a sub for this badge.
I like to collect Twitch badges, so hold on.
Gift a sub, whatever, five gifted, sure, pay.
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Didn't know that the badge was behind a paywall
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There's some fucking bleeding out there.
We twins for real.
Furniture! Oh my god, a tool used to cook. It's an oven!
dude people are gonna make their house look so good in this game when they're
rich and famous
eavesdrop eavesdrop who am I eavesdropping on?
oh
Why did Mixer go under? It was great. It didn't go under, technically. They just realized that this isn't worth it right now.
I think in the future, there is a world where it could return, but I just think it was... They basically quit before they went too far in. Does that make sense?
I wonder what's going through his mind at a time like this I'm listening
Am I you dropping correctly it'll be something I am right just I just sit here
Those bloody jackals are making my life a misery
Lean what's
clean. Thank you. Oh. Seems he's got plenty to keep him busy down in the command post.
Should pay him a visit soon.
You giving this game a rating one to ten yet?
Yeah, it's like a 75 to 80 percent percentile.
It's pretty good.
I think if you love a game that you could commit hundreds of hours to and feel like
you've really made an impact in it, it's probably closer to like an eight and a half.
Like if you're the kind of person who loves to be in the world, explore everything, get
every little achievement have big impact on like you know the little camps and
towns and missions and like if you love doing that then this game is like a high
eight for you but because that's what it does really well but if you don't really
care too much about like super crazy exploration looking in every nook every
cranny doing every side quest if you don't care about that kind of stuff and
and you're just kind of here to plow through the main quest and get over it and just be done,
then it's probably like a 7, honestly, if it's just for that specific thing that you're looking for.
But like, I'm thoroughly impressed with the amount of like, it's a very systematic game,
like there's a lot of systems in the game that make AI kind of move around and you have to move around
and then the quests kind of pop up as time goes on.
Like, at the bottom left of my compass, it says how many days have passed and things change based off of weeks, days, months, maybe years.
I don't even know if it goes that far, but definitely weeks.
And if you're just like, you just want to play and be in the world just to be just to be in it.
Like, some people, some people like that. They play games.
They just want to be in the world.
They just want to walk around like some people probably don't even sprint.
They just walk like this.
They just walk around, and they just vibe out.
Then this game is super, super, super high.
If that's the kind of player you are.
I can't move my legs!
I did that in most Assassin's Creed games, that's what I'm saying.
Like, a lot of people do that. A lot of people literally walk around,
and they take a game like this,
that is hundreds of hours, and they turn it into thousands of hours.
They just live in it. Like it's just like Starfield. There's a lot of people that play Starfield and there's literally like
There's thousands of these people and there's thousands of hours that they've just played in Starfield
Just making sure that they colonize like every planet like stuff like that
If that's the way you play and you could play a game where you set your own goals and your own expectations
And you make your own little journey. This game is probably gonna be extremely good for you
you. But if you're just a, you know, chud gamer like myself, you know, you gotta knock
down a couple of points, a little bit.
Please take my hand. Thank you. You didn't hesitate to answer a cry for help. Kindness
Always finds its way back. I hope that we cross paths once more. Oh my god if I was gonna fall in
You're a chud gamer. No you explore like an 18 year old girl
I mean, I did just spend nine literal hours
I'm doing the main quest right now because I just said fuck it
I just I spent nine hours. You know, it'd be cool what this game should have
I mean, it's too late now
But maybe a mod in the future or something it'd be cool if you could see your path for the session
You know what I'm saying? Like, see your little line and see what you did for the session.
If it kept stats at that.
So I'm actually curious, like, where did I go? Like, I did a lot of side quests.
I went all over this map. I ran through all these different places.
But I don't actually really remember where.
I'm gonna be fucking sick.
Is it a dark gray area or something? He hasn't explored yet?
Yeah, this is the whole map. So like, this is the starting zone.
And then you start to move up to here and really explore up that much in here
And then there's all of this over here, and then there's all of this over here, and then that's the whole game
It's quite large though obviously
You're standing at your desk right now yeah, I mean I've been sitting down for nine fucking hours
So I need to at least stand a little bit I
I should stand more often when I play this game, I don't know why I don't.
I'm not particularly like, engaging.
Find a way to make contact with secret organization.
If you're saying go down the trap door.
A key is required.
Okay.
Surely the jackals won't reach his ear.
battered vegetables
does it get repetitive? I mean sometimes but
what I told Hannah
yesterday is like you're gonna when you play RPG is like you're gonna go through
the repetitive moments. The hope is that you find
one moment that's not repetitive in between all of them
And it makes it worth it right like you can't view it you can't view it like oh this quest is the same as the last quest
Like of course it's gonna be that's gonna happen. You have to view it as like oh
I finally found a really sweet quest that was awesome. I enjoyed that that was worth it
Your hope is that you go through quests and they end up being cool and if they're not cool
That's just an RPG. You know it wasn't cool for you
You know all good
But at some point, it hopefully will be, and that's kind of what you shoot for.
You hope for that cool moment to happen.
I'm stupid, I think.
I'm stupid. I don't have a key.
Um...
I have to go down the trapdoor.
Hey, do you got a key?
speak your purpose the first time you had to actually talk to a guy that's fun
what the hell oh it's like that other class I did actually end on this I want
to keep our town fed be gone if you've got no business here
I
Lie
Where'd you hear that?
Who that is it may I still can't let you in
This town's under the protection of the blue fangs
Have you heard outsiders aren't welcome in Pailune you're not welcome here either
I just make sure you don't do anything to arouse services
Okay, I'm just gonna try to steal it from him
That's not how that works
Do I really have to spit?
Okay, I just gotta eventually
Not just anyone walks in here
Eventually he'll tell me what he will give me the key, I don't know.
I already had these dialogue options.
What the fuck is going on?
This is a weird quest.
uh i'm looking at the objective it's not helping me at all
can i open this yet maybe it'll just work
two million familiar red x moves
Oh
I didn't know you
Yeah
And
Right lean on the small
The jackal stood up to the jackal stood up trouble again just a couple of days back what what a weird
This is very odd. I mean it's different I guess but...
Yeah I think this is um...
I mean if you do this more often I guess it's pretty cool.
But if it's only for this one moment it'll be a little weird.
I might play tomorrow, because Cryo will be back, which will be fun.
through
this game was given the year I'll donate everyone in the chat one million dollar
obviously not gonna win the year but that's my nice was the eavesdropper
there's too many there's too many games for this game to win there's way too much
competition. What the fuck am I? Hold! Not just anyone walks in here. Come on! Speak your purpose.
Are you spending on keyboard mind triggers sticky keys?
There's towns under the protection of the blue fangs.
Have any word?
Outsiders aren't welcoming, Pailoon.
You're not welcome here either.
Aye.
Just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion.
This town's under the protection of the blue funds.
Have any word?
Outsiders aren't welcoming, Pailoon.
You're not welcome here either.
Ah!
Seems my suspicions were warranted.
I have nothing more to say to you.
Oh my.
This town is a place of paleon finds.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Have you heard?
Outsiders aren't welcoming paleon.
You're not welcome here either
She's been poking around again, have you there only two reason someone comes looking for us
Holy shit, I see where you're after I
Can't bring a total stranger before captain Paulus. I'll need permission
Wait here.
There more?
Seems my suspicions were warranted.
I have nothing more to say to you.
Okay, man.
This quest.
You guys are right. This quest sucks.
Hey, I'm gonna use drop.
back here
I'm sure of it, he's scheming vengeance on the Jackals as we speak.
working where he's torstein I haven't seen him about I think he's down in the
underground command post
what is round doing how he's dropping
of the
This is kind of how a lot of the game is.
Don't worry, I'm not.
Hold, wait, hold on.
can go on and head down. Where, right? He does remember you kicked your
We go five times already.
Ah, what a different guy, I looked at for it.
Come on.
Hello.
Your guard up there is stupid.
We're all on edge these days
That's fine
You've heard yourself. Well
Fast forward is actually an option. Yeah, you do risk exposing our location just beats it up. You've arrived indeed
Your timing can be better
We've been devising a plan to reclaim Pailun
those black bear
He
Rescuing the prisoners is our utmost priority
We've already figured out where they're being held captive
Will you join us?
Aye
Right
You can take care of the situation
I'll get going
Good
Light the beacon once you're done
Aye
Thank god, that's what we were-
Oh i'm so scared
Pete Hunters and Chambles. Yeah, you can't skip.
This game kind of reminds me, or not reminds me, but this game is what I think Fable will
be like, similar.
I think Fable's going to be similar to this game.
I think Fable's going to have some fun little, like, reputation system with all of the NPCs,
and then all of the owning property and all that stuff.
I think they're going to, I think they're going to put a pretty, it's going to be like
this game, but a lot smaller, right?
fable will be a little bit more condensed but it'll be more refined like I
actually think fable is gonna be way more polished more refined it won't have
as many systems as this game like this game has got as a lot going on but I
have like playing this game gives me some really high expectations of
face for some reason I don't know I think they're gonna do a good job with that
I mean the new fables kind of like a reboot you know kind of like a reboot so I hope they
do a good job because fable is fucking awesome.
I know the older fables are that big, yeah but like I said this is a reboot, like they're
trying to, they're trying to modernize fable in 2026, you know?
It'll be fun.
I feel like at worst, at worst fable is still gonna be good, you know?
I think.
The situation there is less than ideal.
The jackals are on constant patrol.
Luckily, I found a path that keeps out the jackals safe.
Follow it, and we can reach our destination unseen.
Constane trusted me to get you there in one piece.
Uh-huh, we're going.
The previews for it look like shit.
Fable?
I thought the previews looked pretty good.
That's interesting how you saw bad.
I saw only positive.
The only thing that looked like a negative was they got rid of the good evil system,
I can play the new Borderlands 4 DLC tomorrow?
Is that tomorrow?
Level 60 cap?
The level cap increase?
Holy shit.
Has Borderlands 4 improved their optimization at all or is this the run pretty bad?
more innocent souls defeat the commander guarding the beacon okay let's see if my
gear is up to par here oh look I'm close I might need to do some gear upgrades I
haven't done my gear in a long time playing last you bought tomorrow oh
shit is there any time for season four oh my god that's criminal dude it's all
I'm not gonna get you before the last Seabawk.
Borderlands 4 DLC.
And Crimson Desert.
And another weekend of Marathon Cryo Archive.
Like...
So fucked up, it's so fucked up.
This is gonna sound okay.
This is gonna sound selfish.
But we might need more games to die.
Now I know.
Here, let me explain. I know what you're thinking.
Why would you say that?
There's too many game updates. There's too many.
Me, someone who plays 10 hours a day, doesn't have enough time.
How has anyone supposed to be able to do that?
Crazy.
fair against this captain? Is my gear behind? Where's my gear find?
I'm happy it wasn't that hard.
Well, that doesn't... that's not... okay, it wasn't a boss.
I thought it was going to be a boss, so I wanted to see if my gear was kind of ass, but it's
not a boss, so what can you do with it?
It was just an elite mob or whatever, or not an elite one, but normal, but I guess elite
mobs are technically bosses.
Playing this for the humble bundle?
I mean this game will for sure be on Game Pass at some point, and this will be a high-value
game pass game.
I partially want this game to see insane success so that some of our western developers understand
what is missing with the games they're making.
For example, Obsidian's Outer Worlds, good game, not large enough at all, avowed, Obsidian
again, good game, also not large enough, Ubisoft titles, pretty good games, honestly, they're
close, they're probably the closest we got to something like this, but too repetitive, you know?
So I hope this game does well for the sake of those developers, because Obsidian can make some
bangers, but they make like 20 hour bangers. They're very refined, those systems in place to
make the game feel large and world, like the very expansive and like interlaced, they don't do that.
I feel like they need to go back to that.
I mean, I think Elder Scroll 6 has a very, very, very good shot at being really good.
It's like, how long they've been taking for this fucking game?
They've been working on this game for literally ever.
Bring the bell if they lose now? I don't think I'm there yet.
I can check, but I'm pretty sure it's still owned by all the bad men, let's see.
Um, it's still owned by bad men.
Oh yeah we're not ringing this oh my god the slow screen is it time to get off
soon it is six o'clock it is I did believe me I want to keep going too but
Dude, Tana, like, it's crazy.
I can't believe I've been playing for 10 hours.
I can't believe every day I've been playing for 10 hours.
This game doesn't fucking end.
What's all these question marks?
Oh, it's Smithy!
Oh, wait, I got new crafting stuff.
Hold on, I haven't looked at the crafting stuff in a minute. Hold on.
I just like the song weasel
You see they're all the exact same stats.
All the shit.
Oh that's a little different though.
all the same shit
It's a bit sad this full you're welcome on my smithy any time
Yes, you're head crit yeah, but I don't think I don't think it works
Five card a hundred and fifty. Holy fuck these guys are high rollers
Jesus!
I have 31 silver to my name, what do you mean 150?
Looking for something in particular?
Fine choice, name it, please, come again, anytime.
Buying all these bags.
I don't know man. I didn't do enough killin' I guess.
And then a question mark all of a sudden. I didn't kill enough.
Well, I should have gone down here every time, or was that just for the introduction?
Go steal that gold bar.
I already did.
I already got my one gold bar.
I haven't checked the bank in a while to see if I made any money.
That I didn't check.
I'm almost done with chapter 9, I've only fought one boss that I actually liked.
I'm gonna be honest, this game's bosses are pretty underwhelming.
I think, like I said before, the peak of this game is exploration.
You like exploring little nooks and canes and finding cool little areas, that's what you're going for.
Where the fuck is this guy?
Maybe he is under it.
I just didn't see him.
Boy!
He wants some.
I don't know where this man is. Oh, is he in here?
You have to wait? Oh, that I did not know.
I didn't read that the bottom.
Oh my god, you finished all your guys. That's fun.
Is this already the quest to raid the paleoons?
Oh, you're f**king about.
Get over here.
Yeah.
Good.
What the f**k are you doing?
We're all here.
Let's make sure we all know where we stand.
Our goal...
...is to retake...
We're already on this place?
...a great capital.
It may be to our advantage that Murdens hold himself up in the Silver Boat Mountain.
In his absence, Ludwig, the leader of the Jackals, has taken to playing King.
Even with the blue fangs and grey mains combined, we don't even have half them.
We're planning to fight or measure our cocks. Numbers don't matter.
I'll slit the throats of every bearing jackal before they can blink.
You're an actual fucking idiot, aren't you?
Oh yeah. Your ancestors must be proud, Jan, so we get to meet them.
Well, this isn't a suicide mission, understand me?
To have a fighting chance, we need to target their weak points.
Then we concentrate our attack on the gates and walls.
We'll hit the harbor next, and finish off with the mines that fund them.
Do your part, see it through, and by dawn, the city will be ours again.
Remember, skill won't save your neck out there, there's far too many of them.
This is a mission with more lives than ours at stake.
We cannot fail.
Then let's rose the warriors.
Time has come to set things right.
In a long hard road.
Now, just one step remains.
an insanely short chapter, if so.
Let me see the journal.
Only 21%, but I think the first part is freeing,
I guess, Payloon, and then the chapter keeps going, I guess.
So, I'm gonna do a predicament here, okay?
This is a long quest.
I might have to leave, I don't know how long this quest.
i guess i could just save and just wait
torstein's about to speak
brothers
the time has come
to unsheath our fury
to let our rage
be brandished in steel
Our ancestors are calling us
To take revenge on the blasphemous invaders who have the fire looks like their helmets are blue
How shall we answer them?
Today
We will become one spear
there
To pierce the hearts of those bastards
You see, the mission has filled the men with new life.
Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men. Men.
We'll end this fight swiftly. By now, wards likely reach the enemy's ears.
Best not give them a chance to brace themselves.
many people here. Let's talk elsewhere. I need to tell you about Gianna. But first there's
something at my quarter she should collect. Then meet me at the bridge by the town gates.
Supplies are ready to be delivered. Excellent. Those bastards make any other moves.
Bastards.
Underground Stort.
Also in Chapter 9, every boss just teleports some dashes around.
Yeah, it is very, it's very, very cop out for sure.
Every boss doing that.
Whenever you fight a boss that doesn't do that, you're like, oh shit, let's go.
But it seems to be built into everything. Oh, you sword please don't be a two-hander
Hi
Looks like a one-hander
Wait, how long is it?
That's a little small I think I think it's a one-hander
Wolf bang I
Where'd it go?
How do I always lose these items?
Oh here.
Oh my god, it's ass.
They're all fucking ass.
Shocker.
Shocker, shocker, shocker.
It's a terrible weapon.
Woo!
Looks cool though.
At this point, I may as well have two, two, two one-hand swords for AoE clear and then
two one-hand swords for boss fights at this point because I it's getting to the point where I have
that many weapons
You're overleveled on weapons, I'd say.
I mean, I'm not really overleveled on weapons.
My weapons are just...
So they're just level 5, right?
Both of them are 5.
I could, I think I have enough materials to get both of my weapons 7, but the reason I've been holding out is I've been holding out because
I was hoping
you would get an upgrade and it would actually be an upgrade, but this game's itemization is not great and it's more about
like, if you find a piece of gear that you think looks cool, upgrade that bitch to the max
Because it will not be very different from the next piece of gear and then the next piece of gear and then the next and then the next and then the next and then the next
so
You just got to find what you I guess like whatever you think looks cool and
Just yeah, and I wish it wasn't like that because I've
Purposefully not been upgrading my gear for that reason and
And...
I mean, I may as well just upgrade my gear.
I guess I think importance the socket. Yeah, but every socket's the same too, right? Like,
like for example,
this weapon that you start with, the deluxe weapon or the starter weapon, whatever, is the same as
this weapon.
Same thing, you get this weapon like chapter 5 or something and
And it's slightly different than this weapon. This one just happens to have one attack speed, but it has less attack.
But they all have the same amount of sockets.
There'll always be three sockets in your weapons.
You're one-handers, and five sockets in your two-handers.
There'll always be the same amount of sockets in your gear.
So, yeah, the itemization is just really lame.
It's all about the socket. Like, your goal is to hopefully find really cool, uh, little gems that go in your gear, and you're trying to upgrade those.
That's like your ultimate goal. Because the gear is just, meh.
All kind of the same.
Not a great system, to be honest with you.
Although this weapon looks cool, so I might use it...
...quickly for the vibes.
Cool vibes.
I just dropped it on the ground.
Yeah, this weapon is the same as my other weapon that I got from the quest, which is the curved sword.
22 attack speed, or 22 attack, 0 attack speed at 5. It's gonna be the same thing.
Actually, yeah, it is a socket, but it has crit, no, no, that's where it gets kind of confusing,
is that's the socket. If this didn't have sockets in it, it would just be 22 attack, that's it.
This would just be 22 attack. So if you look at it at max level, it'll just be 34 attack,
don't even look at the crit and the attack speed because it's in the gem, so ignore that.
So it's just 34 attack weapon, and then this weapon is at max 34 attack as well.
No attack speed.
So they're the exact same weapon.
And then the caveat is you find a weapon like this, which is just slightly incremental.
It's 30 attack, but it happens to have two attack speed.
These I think are the better weapons personally.
I think this is better because it gives you more creative creativity with your builds and like the gems in the sockets
I think it's better to have lower attack and better attack speed
But that's pretty much as far as the gear really goes
So for example, there's this weapon and this is just a base weapon not from anything
And this one in my opinion is the best weapon I have ever seen
This is the best weapon I've ever seen. And it's just a simple, random, basic bitch axe.
There's... That's it. Like, this seems insane, no?
Like, I want two of these, because I think two of these, I don't think anything beats it.
I think it would just literally be the best. And you would never replace your weapon ever.
I don't know where to find a second one though.
I would love to find a second one.
Like the vendor, I don't know if the vendor, actually, I think the vendors do restock their
supply at some point.
Because I bought it from over here.
The best of this augment will come from the last boss weapon?
Well yeah, that's what I'm saying, but that's still a problem.
The problem is the base weapons aren't good, it's just the sockets that you get.
It's a very equalized way of gearing.
I guess it's okay for people that don't really care to change their gear often, but I'm
I'm looking for Uppies, and there's never any of them.
Ever.
This is the only spot I've been able to find this axe.
I want to know if there's any other spot.
It's just this guy, and I don't know if he ever restores.
It's time!
I think I just got the best weapon in the game, I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I think I just got the best weapon in the game.
I swear to God, I swear there's nothing better than this.
I swear, I swear, there isn't.
You'll find upgrades later on. I don't think so.
I'm actually pretty confident that that's not true.
You'll find a bis gear sockets, but you won't find actual gear sockets.
Hold on, hold on.
The only thing that would make gear actually better is if they had like, properties.
Um, and then that would be good.
Alright, we're gonna run these bad boys.
This is gonna be so expensive, I don't have the money for this.
Wait, can I cash out from my bank?
Can I cash out from my bank?
I won't have enough money.
Because I need to put sockets in here.
Oh, fuck.
I need to check the bank, I need to check the bank, I'm broke.
I, I'm actually broke.
I want to use these two weapons, I want to upgrade them to max, and I want to put sockets
in them, but I need hundreds of silver.
But, if the gold bar respawns under the safe, maybe, I just don't know if it does.
Trust matters the most, does it not?
I lost it all.
It's all gone.
I lost everything.
How's that possible?
It's bugged right now.
There's a known bug on their forums of gold drops below 500 you lose it all
Can I get a loan
hahahaha please
i'll pay back with interest i swear
the known bug why didn't you avoid it
how the fuck was i supposed to know that
dude if there isn't a gold bar under here
uh i'm gonna be honest guys i don't think
the gold bar responds
i think i just i think i'm fucked i think that's it
I think I'm ACTUALLY fucked.
It does? Bro, it would just take fucking a month?
You know how long it's been since I've taken this gold bar? It's still not here!
I don't think this responds.
Actually, I mean, it definitely doesn't respond.
Bro, I'm broke!
I've seen others get it like four times.
Well, I don't know what to tell you because it's been like three weeks and it hasn't spawned,
so I'm pretty sure that gold bar ain't spawning.
Fuck!
What was the...
How do I make gold bars again?
There's a chance I could. There's the transmute, right? How do I check? How do I check how to make it?
Because there is a small chance that I maybe could make it.
I never thought I'd actually be broke and needed and needed money this might be a problem
for tomorrow this might be a this might be a problem for tomorrow
I can't end until you maxbow the weapons. I don't think it's going to happen.
I have been waiting for you.
Grimstone, Mercury, Silver or Gold ore and Golden apples.
I have plenty of gold ore. The gold bars are a possibility.
Don't have golden apples. In fact, I don't know what the f**k golden apple is.
I do have a lot of diamonds, but like what good is that gonna do me, you know?
Fuck, this is bad.
I'm actually broke.
How much does it cost to create sockets?
I got all excited.
So I would need...
Okay, that's not much.
That's actually not much.
I just need 70 silver.
That's actually not as much as I thought.
I could do that. I could find that.
I could just sell a bunch of random bullshit.
You know?
That's super doable.
Just gamble.
Oh!
Open your pouches, there's not gonna be any here.
That's gonna be pennies.
literally pennies
wish I could take money out of my camp
I wish I could take money out of my camp
where's your gold bar and bugs that's what happened
no gold bars for me
We're doing this gold barless.
Yes, ma'am.
Nah, we should go, we should go.
But I do have a task for myself tomorrow.
I'll just make some money.
Nice do it then.
Alright.
Me and Hannah have our 6 p.m. ritual.
We're a little late.
But we're gonna- this is a- this is a goal for tomorrow.
We're just gonna make a little bit of cash.
I- I could probably do it right now.
By organizing my inventory and whatever.
tomorrow we'll get new weapons tomorrow we're gonna use the double the double
mave axes because I actually think they're the best weapons in the game I'm
dead ass think these two weapons are the best weapons in the game I firmly
believe that and we'll do it tomorrow
Um, yeah, I'm calling it, GGs.
I will see you guys tomorrow morning.
Stay safe out there.
Duh, yeah, that's about it.
That's about it.
GG's, GG's, GG's.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Tomorrow we blast.
Stay safe out there.
Thank you guys for watching.