you
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All good marathons that day and we move on to the next slide to go next.
This game I just want to finish it but it doesn't end.
Never.
It's like 300 hours long.
Literally doesn't end.
Doesn't end ever.
Why don't I hear anything?
Is there audio playing?
Yes, for real.
I think I have to restart my mixer, come on here and chat.
Nope, it's audio.
you
All right, now I can hear it.
Okay, sorry, I don't know, it was weird.
I might have to get a wired headset for these reasons alone.
I
Ride
Yeah, what's bright as hell in here now?
Just me?
Fina asked me to play some Halo Infinite Customs today at 5pm.
But I usually get up at 6pm.
Do I still game?
Custom?
Has Halo Infinite got sick customs as a fuck?
Oh no.
Off the top of your dumbskies.
Nothing like it being dark, as always.
Grimms and Desert is my birthday gift.
That's probably the best birthday gift ever.
I'm gonna take all this barley out because I think...
My animals should grow with barley.
I mean they haven't yet, but I feel like they should.
They eat it, they just don't fucking grow.
The only thing they eat, actually,
is put a bunch of other stuff in here and they don't do shit.
Here, if you don't grow off 48 barley, I don't know what the fuck.
Wait!
I got roosters!
Wait, the chicks grew!
The baby goats, however, have not.
That's okay.
Hold on, can I butcher this rooster?
Come here.
Oh, I'm murdering this.
It's for my quest.
quest. I'm butchering for my quest. Yeah, you can raise livestock in this game. You
could raise livestock, you could farm, you could do mining missions, wood missions,
cooking missions, armor missions, grab those. Basically you could like run like a
whole trade operation, but apparently it's really really bad right now. Like
You could basically like farm a bunch of stone, package the stone, do trade goods and like
take a wagon and bring it across the map and sell trade goods for abundance of cash, but
apparently it's really, really shit cash, so it's really bad, I don't know.
Thank you for taking care of it. Thanks to you everyone will have a hearty meal tonight
The stop can find you
Honestly, I've got everything ready for you. I'll buy more chicken
Little chicken. I'll take heading off already. I guess I'll spend some time with the animals
I have to expand the camp again?
Holy shit, how big is my camp then again?
Holy fucking balls.
I've been stuck at that quest for a while, The Butcher Quest.
I'm just waiting for you.
Um...
Howling Hill requires eight people.
We need our food people for sure.
We don't need much stone.
We'll take the stone guys off for now.
I was about to ask you when you were down there.
And howling hill.
Bang.
Huge.
If you need a particular someone, I'll arrange it for you.
Do you have room on 9?
I've kind of been really distracted with side stuff, but...
I need to, this is gonna sound really stupid, but I need to find a better, more efficient
food, and just meat, but I might need to mix up my meals, because my health bar is so big,
and normal meat just isn't cutting it. I need to find something that's...
Like, I'm trying to farm grapes, but it's not, I'm not farming enough, unfortunately.
Holy shit, 840 is insane.
Tender onions lentils us too much.
Yeah, that's why I can't rate that.
Jesus Christ.
I need something that gives me spirit too, important, I'll just make fights so easy,
I need to give me food and spirit
But it needs to be easy to make too
I don't know I got a lot of recipes though. Holy shit
Meat is just health
This one isn't... bad.
If I had a bigger abundance of grapes, I'd keep trying to farm grapes, but it's so slow.
And then you only get such small plots of land.
Like this is it.
This is your farm.
That's all you got.
And then this guy only sells two seeds at a time.
How do I get rid of these fucking...
How do I get rid of these stupid apple trees?
What the hell out of here?
Wait are these apple trees stuck? No way.
Yeah, I gotta get these apple trees out of here. I gotta farm for something else.
No YouTube?
I'll do YouTube, I'll do YouTube.
I didn't do YouTube because I thought about playing Marathon, but I'm too, I'm too addicted to this game. I don't think I can.
I, I, mentally I don't, I don't think I can.
I, I, I'm not ready.
Mentally I'm not ready.
I was waiting.
I'm so fucking, this, this game has gotten me by the nut sack.
I'm not kidding, I was, I was, I was tending my crop.
Offstream.
Just, just...
Make sure everything was good!
Everything was good
There's a dispatch that gives 50 grapes I
Saw that actually I saw well wasn't grapes or elderberries there might be a vineyard or something somewhere
Because how it works is like it's a clear the area and then it'll give you
Different missions based off of that so there might be a vineyard
Oh, maybe a drinking mate.
Temple farming, apple harvesting.
Wheat.
And parsley.
Damn, it's a puzzle.
Large-scale farming, wow, 8 to 10 people.
Is that a lavender? Well...
Wind Rose, Elder Berries.
And I could do that, I guess. It's expensive, though. Elder Berries is very pricey.
Elder Berries again.
Yeah, something tells me there's gonna be...
Like, grapes should be pretty easy. There's probably a vineyard somewhere that does grapes.
Pumpkins, cabbage, wine production.
I'm getting a bunch of wine.
See this is a second option.
We can't sleep guys.
That's just wine.
We don't need wine.
We don't need cabbages.
They don't really eat apples.
I'm a four guys fuck.
Anymore men dude.
Eight.
Eight. Fuck!
Are those cooked meals?
That's decent.
You just get easy cooked meals?
I wonder if they're any good.
Fish meat production looks like they're just literally fully cooked.
Shroud, you out-thwitted me and everything's a spoiler.
Um, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
What a hatchery.
Holy fuck.
What the hell even is that? 56 what?
A lot of...
a lot of something. I don't know what this item is.
All right, well, we're just going to go back like this.
Remember, there's no mission in this world to turn down.
All right, so we're working on Howling Hill and expansion.
For some reason that's my prio- that is my main quest.
My main quest is to make my camp as big as possible.
I don't know why it's just- it's just my prio right now, I don't know.
like what I it's what brings me to most joy in this game. I never do this. I wish I knew
if I've done something because these are good they get you to the abyss and
they're like little like little almost like checkpoints I just don't think I've
done this one. I, I, it's hard to tell. I mean maybe the journal will say. Oh Jesus.
Um, fires. Oh yeah. It doesn't tell you if you've done it though. I've done that one.
I think I've done that one. I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I've done a lot of these.
I almost found them all though. There's a hundred and thirty-three caves in the game.
Holy shit, that's a lot of caves. Oh my god.
I'm going to go out on YouTube.
I love the tube.
Two dots. Two dots means done, one is found and not done. I think that just means how
many pages the description has. Oh, I've definitely done this one. Actually? Oh. I
remember this one this was for the main quest but I don't think I did the thing at
the top wait that's how you check wait that's how you check absolutely you just
go like this and then you look up and you see if you've done it like here I
think I have right so if I found a spire and then I don't see anything above
it then that means I didn't do it right so if you go to like another
example. If you go to like here, spire of soaring. Since this thing is above it, I think I've
already done it. But you can see the spires in the... cool. See this one I did. You can
see the spires inside. I think I did this one. It's hard to tell though. Map is not
very clear. Did I do this one? I don't know. This one I think I did.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Did not do this. 8-2 Advancement. Out in Venus. Is that a
a spire?
The puzzle?
How was that going?
By this or Expedition 33? Oh, you already know Expedition 33 is the best game I've ever made.
Honestly, you buy Expedition for the story that it has.
You buy this for the sheer amount of volume.
This is like a TikTok brain rot kind of game, it's just very dense, you know what I'm saying?
I don't know what's up here, but I'm going, I guess.
You didn't finish it? I finished it 33? I didn't. I didn't finish it.
I did not finish it.
Oh, this might be too complicated for my little old brain.
What in the hell are we doing up here?
Maybe I'm not supposed to be up here, I'm just going to the lower part.
Jesus, that goes deep.
What the hell is this?
It shakes, which makes me think I do something with it.
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the
death
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Nope, I'll use the other helmet.
Oh, you can use the other helmet. Oh, that makes sense. This is their town or whatever. This is their people.
They're making like, we're doing this? Lining it up here?
Oh wait, there's symbols. Hold on. Dude, they're so blurry.
That's the trite.
Oh wait, I see.
What?
That's not what I saw.
Just so we're clear.
That is not what I saw.
I thought I was supposed to match the symbols.
I don't know what the fuck I was doing.
Oh, ah, trapped in a box.
There's another story now.
There's still three more chapters.
I'm trying not to, like, finish the story.
I feel like the game is...
I mean, I've already trivialized the game a lot,
but I feel like I might trivialize it a little bit more
if I do that.
Actually, if anything, I trivialized it
by not doing the main story, actually.
You get a lot of random cool shit from just exploring.
Oh, what a f**k time.
Oh boy.
Breath of the Wild Puzzle Demon.
Just looks like we're gonna go up on this one.
I'm going to get you.
Absolutely every stuff.
weird how blurry the game is sometimes it's like weird you're like in weird indoor spaces
that like completely I don't know if it's the lighting that fucks up or something like that
How do you feel? Logitech, at least you need to real quickly.
Um, I can't get Logitech to do anything. They may not think you need to do something.
Logitech is much quicker than I am.
Ray Reconstruction makes the textures more blurry.
Oh, interesting.
It's weird because sometimes Ray Reconstruction makes the game and its lighting look way
better and then I guess other times it looks terrible.
Really depends on the environment you're in I guess.
Holy cock Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa I didn't know you do that, relax relax relax relax holy shit
What in the fuck am I doing here?
What the hell?
What the hell is this?
What the fuck?
So, J.
Ah.
This place looks cool.
Wait, hold on.
I think I stand on that, but there's a little question mark here.
Is there something I could miss?
I guess it could be above me.
I just want to see if there's like a deeper here.
I don't think there is.
I mean, it looks like there could be.
Definitely doubt it
Dude there could be secrets in any of these corners in there like what's in the hole who knows
How the fuck am I supposed to get out of here?
Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Alright, looks like we're gonna go plonging, I guess.
This is gonna take a while, walk in.
Shit, they could hit me here
What makes this game so great? We should buy it and figure out
Do your part for the gaming community
Are you a gamer or are you a fake gamer?
This doesn't seem right, what I'm doing here.
This does not seem like I'm doing this right at all.
I mean, like, I'm getting- I'm getting up, I just...
I don't think this is the way you're supposed to do it.
Uh, guys, I think I wasted my time.
There's nothing up here.
Alright.
I mean, it certainly looks cool, but there's nothing up here.
maybe I was supposed to never on it but I'm coming hot
Okay, well they still attack me with the helmet so I actually don't know what the fuck to do
oh shit I'm doing it oh shit I'm doing it wait do I do it
Can I break these?
Oh, it looks like it.
Maybe I could punch them?
I
What am I supposed to do here?
Oh
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I can't grab anything. I can't
kill those pillars.
But if you're supposed to...
Oh my god, I'm at the bottom?
I don't...
know if I care enough to figure that one out.
Okay, I wonder if it's an affinity thing and I don't have affinities.
Like maybe?
I'll try one more time. I just don't know what. There's I don't have anything to do.
That's a problem.
Oh my god, I gotta do this again.
Well, well, there's some other thing that's on them.
At least not my toolkit.
Kind of the combat in Dragon Zogla was way better.
Oh yeah.
Dragon Zogla combat was sick.
Yeah, I know what I have to do, but I don't know how to shut off those...
It's a fast travel point, right? You sit here and it keeps you to the other spot.
Look how long you have to sit here before you get relaxed here.
They're gonna turn off these things, but I don't know how.
It's just like Infinity Nicky.
Kind of, actually, yeah.
This is Infinity Nicky, but for men.
Like, actually, you're not wrong.
He's just probably so long as it's going to take, let's go.
Oh, this is a fast travel.
Did I unlock this already?
Oh, maybe I didn't stand on it long enough.
First time.
Well, that would save me some time.
Okay, see?
They're not on right now.
Oh, do I sneak in?
All sneaky-like?
Just like a sneaky...
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.
They're all gonna activate in a second though, aren't they?
Make a run for it.
And go.
And dodge.
Hey, dodge.
Okay, that's not the way.
Is this doing anything?
Okay, no nature snare.
Bro, I don't know what they're literally I have built with.
You can't hit the pillars, you can't grab the pillars, you can't grab the balls.
Maybe you could grab the little balls?
These bad boys?
I'm not good with grab the tiny ones.
No, you can't grab any pillar.
You can't kill any pillar.
Can you grab these?
They make like a wall?
I don't know how to do this.
I'm missing something clearly.
a crucial piece of utility, and I don't know what it is.
I wonder if this will give me, now that I got the fast travel, will it TP me up, or is it gonna TP me to the bottom, let's see.
Did you try breaking the small balls? Yeah, nothing works. Oh no, at least I have a thing here.
You can't break the balls. You can't move the balls. You can't break the pillars
You can't move the pillars you can't move any object in the in the area. I thought maybe I'll make a shield I
Got grab and move stuff and make a shield. I genuinely I
Don't know I
Mean I could make a scuffed shield with my cuckoo rocks
Actually might work I
I use my cuckoo rocks in here and I make like a scuffed ass shield, that would actually
kind of work.
I'm trying to see if I can go underneath and break, like, can I destroy their equipment?
Or something? I don't know.
Good idea. Thought was there.
Alright.
Thought was there though.
I have no clue, dude.
I feel like it's an affinity thing.
That's my personal guess.
My personal guess is it's affinity related somehow.
And I don't have any affinities.
Can't turn those wheel handles?
No.
Nature snare doesn't do anything about it.
I would love this to figure this out with you guys because clearly none of us know, but it might be a GG.
My heart is telling me it's something I don't have.
Oh my god, I think last time I didn't work because I got knocked back and I didn't finish
I tried this already, but it didn't work much like that, but I think I must have gotten it like that,
and it cancelled the animation. Holy shit, let's go. It's that simple, huh?
Why do I always overthink everything?
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
I feel like I should make puzzles because my brain over-thinks everything so hard that
I could probably make the coolest puzzle game in the world, all I'm saying.
and nobody would finish it. Yeah, it'd be too elaborate, actually, right? Yeah. Yeah,
Yeah.
Most of the streamers that the team was shitting are now loving it.
Um, I don't think anyone that said it's shit is now loving it, I think.
I don't think I've seen that.
I don't have enough cubes to get any upgrades.
Why do they think it's shit?
It's just not the same quality as the games they might be used to.
You gotta realize a lot of people, when they spend $70, they want a really high quality
game.
You know?
They want...
They want a really, really high-quality game.
So I think, like, your first impression of this game is...
Holy shit, this game is average.
Right?
And first impressions are important.
I don't think anyone played this game for the first four hours and went,
Yeah, this is the best game I've ever played.
They went,
Ooh, hope it gets better.
But some people just don't have the time for that.
That's okay.
Here's what it is.
Why are you guys talking about Aspen?
It's really random.
Has he played like a hundred hours of this game?
Does he love it?
Doesn't he get the example of not that person?
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the right
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death
of
death
Part of the puzzle is.
That I guess?
Just go there?
I guess.
That's... yep.
That's right to me.
Oh yes. What's in here?
Yeah, I like to climb to get some height, you know?
I climb up just to see just see what's going on
Little height advantage
Man's going deep in the puzzle. Well, this is just one puzzle. This isn't like a series of them. It's just one singular
Puzzle that just keeps going. So now I'm like determined. I want to see what's at the end of it
I mean, I know it's just probably gonna be a cube, but
Aren't you like six eight I am six eight yeah, yeah
But I still like to get high you know more than six a like I wish I was like eight feet tall, you know, but
Four and six a
Holy f***, okay, some air vents.
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa it's shooting shit
holy okay
oh
I'm going in.
Okay, so I think I see what I got to do here.
Maybe.
I got to fly around and wait for this thing to open.
And then I think I gotta use my pull, potentially.
I mean, I don't know, that's my only idea.
That's as far as I've gotten.
How do I get close enough to do that, though?
Because it knocks you back.
I don't understand. I can't get close enough to do it. It just knocks you back.
I'm gonna die here. That's okay.
Keep studying.
Seems pretty obvious that I'm supposed to grab on to the center of it.
It doesn't let me.
Hmm.
Just punch it?
No, you can't.
That's the thing. You fly too close it knocks you back.
Hmm.
When you're here, try to grab it right.
But I see you get too close, I'm gonna knock you back.
Is it something I can figure?
of
the
I'm wondering if it's something like related to a skill that I don't have.
I got to get the skill, but...
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
Oh, that's how you do it for sure.
How do you go back up though?
Oh, it's 100% how you do it.
It's 100% how you do it.
And then how do you shoot it?
I don't know how you do it.
And then how do you shoot it?
Oh, let me shoot it.
I might need this skill.
There's a chance.
I can't there's no I don't get middle-click. Oh, yeah, look at this for sure. This is the example right here
Oh, yeah, I need the skill. I luckily have one cube so I can do it
All right, we got it. That's what I was thinking originally
Thank God I had one Q. This is what I was thinking. I shit from my own.
Oh my God, I'm staying home.
What we're trying to do is a couple times.
Not a spirit. Hell yeah. Hold on gotta go meditate. Don't mind me. Super cool. It's
really cool you can do that. If I didn't have that skill point though I couldn't have done
the puzzle at all. I need more cubes man. I need my whole... I need Cliff's whole skill
It's just...
Bane.
Absolutely epic.
Is this the end of the puzzle you think?
It seems like this would be the end.
Clockwork part.
That's a horn.
I'm just going to go up and get some height.
Okay, so it's something...
Not important.
Why does it look like there's nothing here?
Oh, is it?
Hold on, I might need to stand on this with my helmet.
Yes, it's interesting. It doesn't actually really look like there's anything here.
Let me... where was that knowledge?
Oh crap. I want to see the knowledge on what I just found but I don't know how to
check it. That might help me. I don't know where it is.
This is a...
What's weird is usually you could do this, right?
and then see... wait.
There's a bunch of wires.
It was up the right column.
might have been the right call.
Then it just stops here.
of
I don't know. This makes me feel like I'm missing, like this. Now I actually feel stuff. I don't
like, I don't think there's anything here. That's why I wanted to read what Clockwork
art said because this this could be related to like the main or something like i don't know
it could like because it just seems like an empty room that you're supposed to
have something for
oh i thought you could spit
Hyper space that suppresses artificial wildness, those who reach the seal sanctuary that reverence will face a false god in form of a machine.
Technically, I killed that false god in form of a machine.
Like, was that it?
Was that it?
You can't move these, you can't current them.
They don't have magic, you can't blinding light them.
It does shake when you punch it though, which is...
Interesting.
It does shake when you punch it, which means maybe something?
I don't know.
Now the valves, you can't turn these.
Is there unturnable?
I mean, let's see.
I'm pretty sure they're unturnable.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm pretty sure they're unturnable.
Yeah.
I mean, it's gotta be something with these spinny guys, but...
I punch them and they shake a little bit, but...
Can I spin them?
There's no way nature snares look like strong enough.
It has like a current.
This thing is huge.
No way.
Also, it's like, stuck in a pillar.
of
death
of
death
I just feel like this is, I don't know man, I really feel like I'm missing an item or
a quest or something.
I don't know, this is weird.
I don't want to spend too much time on this because...
Ah, I got nothing.
How's your dad doing?
I don't know if that's a sick fucking joke, though.
of
Why am I still here?
I'm missing something for sure.
It has to be...
I...
It has to be...
It has to be something...
I don't know if this is main quest related, side quest related.
I don't related affinity really like okay, so here's what I think I think
This whole puzzle has that lightning I
Think you're supposed to use lightning
That's my logic because the whole puzzle everything up until this point was shooting lightning at you and
Now I have no lightning to shoot because I don't have lightning affinity and I think this is
Related did that
Hold on one idea
I don't know you never know
It's not maybe it was the same size.
I mean, the thought was there, right?
The thought was there.
But no.
I don't think so.
It kind of looks like a boss area.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like there's a trigger point here that I don't have.
I'm gonna leave it, I think.
Just going in circles.
And another thing that seemed to fit.
this? I don't think so. I don't know what this is.
I'm not sure what it is, but it is what it is, it doesn't always have to go somewhere.
I don't want to do some killing, I'm in a killing kind of mood.
Yeah, I'm in a killing kind of mood.
Not teleport in current state.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, I was just in animation.
Why is YouTube in 1440p, but Twitch isn't?
Technically, YouTube is not in 1440p.
It's just my workaround to have higher bit rate.
Heh.
YouTube is just 1080p with a higher bit rate.
I mean it should look better, but it's not actually 1440p because I can't split my two
resolutions. I also don't have a 1440p streaming card. I don't have a 1080p streaming card.
Wait so you just gave up on that puzzle? It wasn't necessarily a give up. I'm pretty
sure I can't. There's no giving up. That's it. It's come back later when I have something
to trigger it. This game is super complex in the sense of like, okay for example, I
found a cave. Super hidden caves, didn't tell me to get there, I just saw it. You go
in there and there's an altar and then it gives you some vague messaging about
the altar and you just have to figure out what to place on the altar. It could
be any single item at all. Any item in the entire game, but you have no clue
what it is and you have to just either a guess and drop everything later on my
elder or B now maybe do a quest maybe get some information or something so like
there's a lot of stuff in this game that you just can't do until you know
what is here by the way there's a question mark right here I'm seeing
Nothing underneath, I got a lot of sun here.
No fun glue.
Oh. Hold.
And oh yeah, there's a lot of puzzles on our side first what the fuck is happening to me
Yo
There's enough
Just a little fire
I've never seen this before.
I thought?
I can't grab onto it.
But...
Oh my god, that hurt.
oh puzzles oh my god birds here that could have killed me
I can't open this chest for some reason.
Silk.
Carpet.
Put that in the house.
City guard shield, sure.
Okay, this is definitely a sort of puzzle here.
Okay, so we got to imprint the symbols birds horse bull grapes
I hate that it fucking moves me around just please keep me still okay did it reset itself
okay guys I got it I this is really bad I got a poop I'm a morning coffee I morning
coffee I gotta poop I'm so sorry I think I'm gonna have to either look for a
mural or it's a connection where you have to combine two of the symbols
together like bird plus moth equal fly and like fish plus fucking I don't know
like maybe something eats something you know rabbit eats this bird eats this
Anyway, I gotta hold on, I gotta poop once I'm done.
Dude, I've been so into this game for the past week that I haven't looked at my messages
in the past.
I'm missing messages from people from forever ago.
And I'm responding now.
We got problems.
All right, so we're thinking,
I'm thinking it's what things eat.
Nevermind, because I don't think that went in.
Oh, that one went in this time.
But last time the bird went in.
How's that work?
I'm gonna look for like a painting or something.
I swear last time I hit the bird and then the bird went in and then I hit the moth and
then the moth went in and then I hit something else and it reset.
I don't know.
Oh boy.
What? What the fuck? I'm walking on this wire? Ah, new tech, new tech, new tech! How do you do that?
You know what's really struggling to see in here? Just me.
Oh my god. Is it one of these, dude? Oh, shits.
How does this help me? Bunch of shit on the map. I could guess.
I'm gonna be honest. I could guess.
This is worse than the last one here. These ones suck, where you have to go to this area,
look at a wall, go to this area, look at a wall, go to this area, look at a wall.
I am actually gonna guess, and I think I might get it.
I
Ah
Yeah
Why did you go there once?
And what?
It's changing.
Am I crazy?
Wait, what?
The block is on there.
Did it change?
I'm confused.
Okay, what if I just hit this one up through?
Something tells me it's not related to that map that I saw on the wall there.
This seems like it's like a normal puzzle in itself and the map has nothing to do with it.
Why do I feel like I'm gonna brute force this at some point?
I think I'm gonna get in.
I don't know, I got a weird feeling that I'm actually gonna figure this out by just slamming
shit.
I got a really weird feeling.
Fuck it, let's try the bird.
Is this what I'm going to do?
How come sometimes two go in?
Not weird.
of
Is it still going to be the same thing if I hit this one?
I'm confused why the start was different.
I'm also confused why I hit the grape and then that one goes in.
That also doesn't really make much sense.
What if I don't hit the butterfly?
What?
Okay, now I'm even more confused.
There's no ordering this one?
No.
Oh, you can just start anywhere.
Oh, yeah, looks like you can just do whatever you want.
All right, I don't I don't know.
I can start with this one, yeah you can start with any of them, that one didn't work.
Yeah it does seem like it's a full order from start to finish and if you don't get
it right it resets itself after the fifth hit but that doesn't but I don't know
if the order is right because I don't have the map is it like a food chain no
it's a map there's a map on the wall that tells you where to go and it has a
bunch of check marks but I don't want to do that so I'm trying to I'm trying
I'm trying to brute force it and get lucky really.
Over here there's the map of what you're supposed to do.
Right here you just go to these check marks and it'll tell you what the answer is.
I just hate these puzzles because like it's so much work for one cube you have to go
So visit one, two, three, four, five areas, look at like a wall or something.
Um...
Like these suck.
Uh-oh.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Those are just going to have some good stuff. They don't. They're just cubes.
Those puzzles are really elaborate for no reason.
They'll make you go all over the map just to look at some symbols,
and then you'll go through and then bam you get one cube
like those are the kind of puzzles that i wouldn't mind just someone telling me what they are
because that's just not even really puzzles it's just
i don't know waste of time
you guys know that one
Out the top of your dome ski.
Grape horse bird pomegranate fish, alright let's see if that works.
Well, wrong.
of
great
Oh
Horse didn't move. Oh, yeah horse didn't move
But it's not right got hit straight on
No, man, it's just not right. That's the wrong you guys are telling me the wrong sequences
I don't reset this bitch.
Reset please.
and
Oh fuck.
Um...
Hard fish?
Think?
yeah one cube please yeah those stuff those are those are the biggest biggest
waste of time
That's a ref
Wait, I got a memory
What was that? Oh, it was just a
Lore bit
No loot now you don't get loot proposals
what's I'm saying like I don't mind to like usually when I'm doing like a puzzle
like it's a puzzle if it's a puzzle that's solvable I want to try to solve it
myself but it's a puzzle like that where it tells you to go just across the
entire map and look at a sign or five signs in this case those I do not care
about I think they're so buns
The game introduces you, the game introduces you to that too, it like, it tells you about
an ancient like tomb that's called the Sword of the Dead or whatever.
And then you're like, oh sweet, I'm gonna open this, I'm gonna go look at the map,
I'm gonna do this and then you go through all of that and then it just gives you a cube and you're like, oh
All right
Am I
uh liberation requirement main quest trader okay so we're not here we should just go do the main
it might be main time
I do enjoy doing puzzles in this game though.
I wouldn't mind going to the D-Best and puzzling it up, either.
That's kind of fun sometimes.
Open your inventory memories at the top.
Oh, this thing?
Grand Stalin of Hidden Places.
Shadow Wolf.
Starlight Crystal Crown Lost Song.
Wind Whale
These caves are so close to
Wait, I want to do that wait I want to do that I want to do that
I'm doing that.
Can't stop me.
Can you believe that they're gonna put this on a Switch too?
Life finds a way, you know?
How many hours do you have?
Do you reckon you've got to feel like you've completed the game? Well, the main story is...
At any point, I could pretty much finish the main story. It's really, it's pretty fast.
But I'm gonna, I feel like completing the game for me is gonna be like,
I don't want to work pretty much. Like, when I, when I don't wake up,
or when I wake up and I don't want to play, that's when I'll be done, right?
Why am I running here? Do I have the fast travel in the town?
oh wait this is not a tap wait what oh this is probably ass is another main
this is probably another main story thing this town is probably taken by
people it's like pay it's like pay loon select situation all over again yeah
this is the main city I can't do this bus then okay we have to do the main
We have to do the main then because you can't you won't be able to liberate this because it's probably part of the main like
Pailun was like Calphain was
All right, come on. I got a D main
You still do it, I believe I'm like a check. I just don't think the NPCs gonna be there to do the glass
Is it you?
It's not you.
You?
It's weird that I could do these quests in this place isn't liberated.
It's kind of odd.
It's like, you know, you're not going to be able to do it.
Weird that I could do these quests in this place as in Liberated, it's kind of odd.
Is it in town again? Do I have to run through this fucking town?
What? This is so weird.
Wait, the town isn't...
What's going on? There's all these bad men, like these guys, look at them. They run the streets.
This doesn't seem right.
Very weird.
That's like a void people.
Well, let me donate to the church.
Real quick.
Wait, is this the- is this- is this donating to the church?
Am I a fucking am I am am I about to
Feel some sure
Hey, man double I
Thought this was the church it is not but I'm curious what this chest is
But I don't know where it is
Oh, short live.
Holy shit, I'm poor. Oh my god, I'm poor. No, not stealing from the church. Donating to the church.
Who might you be?
I'm not a thief.
Oh, you must be the one the count mentioned. There's a document he wanted me to give you.
But a man should be compensated for his time.
time. And of course, a saint you are. Here you go. Oh, get the count, my little guys,
keep this little exchange between us.
I have to fight Tristan.
Oh shit this could be hard.
I'm looking for something hard, not like that, to sort clear. Or maybe. Maybe. Who knows.
I need to do these spires too.
Like that spire in front of me, I don't know if I've done it.
Actually, I definitely haven't done it, right?
Spire, it's this one?
Storing?
I don't remember doing a spire of storing.
I need to do those more often.
For now, let's go see if I can beat this guy's ass or if he's going to beat my ass.
You did it in the story?
I don't think I did that spire.
I'm in... I'm... Right now I'm in...
Domenis. I don't know if I did that spire.
Hard to remember which spires and which sanctums and...
Well, sanctums are a little easier, but...
It's just hard to remember what content you've done in this game and what you haven't, sometimes.
How many hours you have in this game and how many hours is the main story?
The main story is like 20 hours?
If you just want to rush it I have like 60
See if this boss is gonna beat my little ass cheeks got him to say it don't whatever you're thinking don't
Don't say it
These guys are gonna be hard to kill, let's see, am I weak or am I strong?
You come too far.
Why are they still here?
I don't know, liberate this bitch?
Oh no.
What am I dog doing though?
What my dog doing for real?
Can use this as dog loop for me man a poor this is why a poor
Go
Nice next nice go
Very good, yeah, I'll help
I'll help
Oh, you want me to fight?
What's up?
Keep losing for me, Dogo.
So where's the boss? Oh, it's gonna be a scene.
You sit right there. I'm gonna meditate.
Hello.
That's crazy. Thank you. Oh my god.
I
Fight this guy
At night classic always at night
And
Always at night can never be during the day
Classics classic boom where they fly away
Yes, the classic, the classic.
Very good.
What's that dog?
Oh, the blue, oh, the blue move.
That's the other move they pop.
They pop the blue moves and then they pop the...
They all is all this time.
That's right.
Mm-hmm.
Volcanic eruption and u-fire.
That's pretty good.
The problem is, good volcanic eruptions, good problem is, I haven't found the book for any
of the elements yet and I can't, I have affinities but I can't, wait what does this
helmet like. Does this look drippy? Hold on.
Do I like to rip you with this helmet or no?
Missing items stored.
Oh, I...
Huh?
It looked like he gave me a shield, but that missing item stored, is it in my camp?
I mean, I don't care about a shield, but...
I'm going to get a
a
I don't know
Abyss cell number one number one
Break shield
Isn't he wearing this why is it on the ground cool looking shield actually
Did it have any cool mods on it?
Oh, it's got an ability.
Lock three enemy attacks to obtain one charge.
Control right click to unleash the charge as a fire attack.
Neat.
Hey, Brown.
Where the hell is another loot?
Bada sword. The Spada.
What's the spot I sewed?
I guess it kind of looks cool.
Here we go.
Is that the end of the quest?
Okay, go turn it in.
Are we good?
I think that's it. That's cool.
Now what missing item did I have? That was a cool little quest.
So I want to follow that quest chain because I'm trying to get the...
So just like I have my
cuckoo frost cursed armor, which makes it kind of juicy,
there's a cuckoo Scorch Flame chest as well.
And they're not...
This game isn't like, like a lot of this game's items aren't better or worse, they're just different.
So like, this Cuckoo Cold Resistant Armor, a normal Frostbladed one is just, you can't refine it and it's 7 res.
This one's 10 res, you can refine it.
But it also has a special effect.
The game is very special effect driven, like you could find a weapon, you could find a weapon that can't be refined but it does something special.
And that's just like that's the game the the the items are just like slightly different than each other in that way
Like for example, this Drake shield that doesn't have three sockets
But the trick to the shield is you have the special ability
It's probably ass you probably want three sockets instead of the special ability, but I
Don't know the game has like so many different combos and so many different ways to play
But you don't actually have to play those ways at all
They're just strictly there for you to, like if you want to fight in a certain combat style,
you can just do it, but it's not going to really be better or worse, it just is up to
you to choose how you want to fight, really.
Anyway recover items it said I've never actually used this tab before why carry all those tree
I need goods on you. Just leave it with me.
No.
I have to pay for it?
Bring me whatever you want.
Suck my balls! I fucking own you, buddy!
Alright, well...
I'm gonna take out all these sockets and put my gear away.
Actually, I don't really need to do that.
I do want this volcanic eruption in my gear.
I just don't have the fire element yet, unfortunately.
I don't have any element yet.
What do I get here?
Can hire contribution workers?
I don't know what that means, but I'm gonna use it.
You can now use contribution to hire workers.
Contributions can be obtained by helping others
in other regions of the con.
Wait, wait, wait, men?
Wait, wait, wait. I have hella contribution in her nard.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
I get more med?
I
Would you like to be my man work for me great how do I get men though actually
I
Hmm
So it's saying I can use contribution to hire men maybe the contribution vendor I don't know
I'll see
Oh, you think I just do it from a context and then you in my camp it's possible you're repute
Do I buy men made everything with you in mind?
The treasures go safely and return soon
Hey, maybe it's in camp, let's see
Men men men men
It's called hiring help, sir?
Called hiring men.
We love men.
Alright.
What silver do you have, nun?
Poor.
Put them to the test.
And it's coming to the look
No looking for anything that
Okay, so
No, I need to find these men oh wait oh here's
Contribution worker
Oh, you use your seals for this.
And I'm assuming you can only deploy them in her nard?
I don't know, you can deploy them anywhere.
So it's just a temporary extra buff, I guess?
Oh, let's try it, let's deploy five men.
Oh, and you just get it.
So, wait, can you hire them to do work?
To do construction?
Because I hate getting my men to do that.
like um um um
hey loot hero this one 10 of them
Not complete the mission by only using contribution workers.
Okay, well, that answers that.
Is that work the same way here?
Let's see.
Okay, so no matter what, you use contribution workers to fill in the slots.
You still need the people, and they're just there to back you up.
Interesting.
I mean, that doesn't seem as good anymore, if we're being honest.
Wait, how long hill's about to finish?
Oh fuck yeah, we're about to have a big expansion.
Hold on.
We're about to have a big expansion.
expand me go we well wait in finish oh my god I chose the wrong time
that didn't I.
There's no one better than me when it comes to managing for 49 minutes.
Looking, I'll fetch whoever you need. Just tell me the name.
I don't know dude my inventory is about to be full in my camp oh it's because of all
this wine I've been bringing back holy shit that's a lot of wine I had my
guys fucking cook in wine forever
you mean cliff and alcoholic no no no it's not like that I swear it's not
like that not what happened
so self or much the wine I doubt it but you could probably cook something
with it. I have so much random bullshit in here. Yikes!
This game has so many utility items, but it's so exhausting to swap them, like for example
like there's these shoes that make you swim faster, and then there's like shoes that
make you have a better better grip and stuff but it's so much work so much work
to do all that you know
I spend all my money to package these goods I still don't really fully
understand the purpose of packaging everything.
Like I think it's to inevitably sell it on the market, but like...
Apparently it sells for dick.
It's done yet?
Yeah, it's not worth. That's what I'm saying, like...
It's- the system is really cool and it's probably one of my favorite systems in the game, but...
Nine minutes, okay.
It's one of my favorite systems in the game, is like doing all this management, getting a lot of stone, wood,
packaging it up, and then doing trade runs.
But the trade runs are so...
piss.
They're so piss that it sucks, because that's...
what I really want to do.
It's like my favorite part about the game.
Why carry all those trade goods on you? Just leave them with me.
Why can't, once you have another load of trade goods, bring them right to me?
Waiting for this mission to finish so I can send my guys somewhere else,
and then I'll have the Howling Hill expansion. I don't know what it's going to expand to.
This place is this place going to become a fucking castle.
There's a chance that this place expands to a castle. Potentially.
I
Wanted I got
Oh, we got more men more men. Mmm. Love men
Favor I'd like to ask mm-hmm. Could you visit the cabin we were on the day of the ambush
I've got a feeling any gray mains still living might seek it out
Who knows there could be some there right now just waiting for us
even if they're not our fallen comrades would appreciate the visit everyone goes
about their lives doing their best to forget that day all right no one so much
just thinks of going there let alone speaks of it
hi yeah this is I'm hoping that they buff this whole mechanic in the game
Because it seems really important so I'm investing a lot of my time into the Grand Maiden's like camp
Because I want to have like millions of stone and wood and food and
Coins and I just want to I just my end game
It's gonna sound really stupid, but my end game is to just deal
Like I just want to deal I want to I want to get well on two wagon runs
Sell sell stone and wood and armor to the people
I just want to deal
That's my endgame, but until they buff it, it's not worth it, unfortunately, so I guess I'll just do it and stack it, I don't know.
I would watch Trout even if he was playing Concord. W type shit.
You probably did watch me play Concord.
I played a lot of Itzy. Was that her name?
My horse is stuck.
I think her name was Itzy. Her name was either Itzy or Easy A.
I don't know. What?
No.
No, it was Itzy, I think.
How's the game so far? Rate it 1 out of 10 please. 10 out of 10 is the best game you
could ever play. Obviously.
I can't believe you even asked me that question. It's kind of an insult to my intelligence
That's really...
We'll make some 10 out of 10 if I may ask.
Well, you know...
There's DLSS, and there's rumors that DLSS-5 is coming, the AI upfilter, makeover, there's
men that you pick up and you bring them back to camp to work for you which is
what I'm doing right now actually. I'm going to pick up some men.
There's stock markets. You want to learn how to trade and really understand the
economy both in-game and out-of-game. Really? It's a game about lessons. Life lessons. It teaches you how to be a better person.
And that's priceless. Priceless, really. Like you can't...
What brings you out this way?
Can't put a price on that. You just can't.
What's wrong with the cabin where we gathered that night?
But never.
I've been avoiding it. I can have excuses saying I'm too busy.
But the dead still deserve...
Thank you for the response. I got you.
Ride a horse.
And follow Neyra.
I can't wait for Rape Fable to rule with an iron fist.
Dude, Fable's gonna be so good.
In all honesty, Fable's gonna be like this game, but...
Like, really high-qual.
I can't wait to- oh my god.
Babel's gonna be this game, but in a higher quality, but with less content.
I don't think they have a release date, I think they said, um, is it Q3?
No way we're actually...
Are you fucking kidding me?
What a waste of my time.
Hey, motherfucker.
Oh, they said autumn.
Sorry.
I didn't know what they said.
Wait, when's autumn?
That's Q3.
I guess that wasn't wrong.
You see, they're making an open world lore learnings game.
That'll be fun.
I think this game, as weird as it is, is going to help a lot of developers.
that are in the open-world market.
I think they're realizing that a lot of players just want options.
Even though...
most players will not interact with any of those options,
but when you play an RPG, what you want is the ability to do things.
A lot of things.
Even though you probably won't interact with it.
Knowing that you can do it...
is what makes the game fun.
That's kind of like a perfect definition of this game.
There's a lot you can do, but you're probably not going to do any of it, and that's why
people like it.
We found some more men!
Is this your handiwork?
It's us, we're only here because of them.
I think many of us have the same idea.
Seven souls have made this pilgrimage.
Seven? I only count five.
two have gone out unto you should have driven it left we almost lost it could
have if you didn't have such poor aim keep practicing by that of addition
final fantasy isn't an RPG well it's not we're back exactly final fantasy is not
an RPG it's like saying expedition 33 is an RPG it's not
It's really you
You're both as rowdy as ever
Three again, I should have been the one to do this
Thank you
No need for all of that
I gathering the remaining green wings and I need your strength
Who's going to watch over them
Our comrades wouldn't want you bound to this place.
Aye.
Aye mate.
They wouldn't.
Time to go home then!
Alright.
Sounds like a fast side course.
Alright. Any other men? Another roomer.
God this is so appetizing to me dude. I feel like I'm playing Fallout Shelter. Let's go!
I don't get all the complaints about the story, it's the same people who praise Dark Souls,
this game has awesome world building.
Well the people that are complaining about story are the people who are not playing
Dark Souls.
Why this game is so polarizing is because it's a game that seemed like it was a...
It seemed generic enough to play it and just like consume it like a normal generic RPG.
And then when people played it, they were like, wait, this is not what I was expecting.
You know what I mean?
Like when you see a Souls game, you know what to expect.
No story, kill bosses.
When you see a game like this, you expect a generic RPG.
So they expected that, they didn't get that, and then they got upset.
Which is...
Fair. I mean, everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
them all we've just got to help them find their way here we almost got all
the men how many men do you guys think you get max 40 so we'll be back
together once more our goal is in sight we're almost there I know we'll
find them all hi hi
Alright, more men, let's do it.
I'm gonna get some dies from this as well.
of a generic RPG. Maybe generic's the wrong word. What's the word I'm looking for? Generic's
the wrong word because I was gonna say like Witcher, but it's not a generic. Just like...
Like, um...
Ah, fuck.
Like...
Traditional? Yeah, traditional?
There you go. That's a good word.
Traditional.
Yes. This game was marketed and looked like it was a traditional open-world RPG.
Something more along the lines of like Witcher, Cyberpunk, like something...
You know, like a Bethesda game, like shit like that.
But then they played it and realized it was like more stand-boxy and less traditional, and then that's really polarizing for a lot of people.
Alright, generic was the wrong word.
Like in my head that's not what I meant, but whatever.
you guys were right though at the start of the game I see you guys I said how
much I enjoyed dragons dogma the second one specifically and you guys were like
oh boy like he's gonna love this game because it is kind of like dragons
dogma. Only way longer and way more interesting. However, Dragon's Dogma's
combat was really cool. It was really special. I liked it a lot.
around here. Well, the thing is, you heard what we said, didn't you? Worthless to the
Greymane. Worthless? That day, the Greymanes needed fighters. Nothing like Siglas. What
could have died still till my trinkets? Hold on now, we're still Greymane.
No, we need a die maker.
It's not a stylish salt. Style. Style doesn't, we ran.
Oh, I'll have a die guy at my camp now.
What do you say if we had to...
That's kind of nice about these quests. You get a bunch of guys that you don't
need travels for.
should see this state they're in without you. Anyone would think them beggars.
All right. Tartar clothes, unkempt beards. It looks no longer strike fear in any man.
Yes! You're in need of the cl- How many have you gathered?
The features in Discord.
It's true! Unkar's beard would be an unsightly tangle if not for me.
That's right. Now let's pay off.
All right. We got more men. We got diamond.
Now I could dye my gear at my base.
And those guys are probably going to be good to do die missions as well, if I want to go
collect eyes or whatever.
I don't really care about that too much.
The grey mains need the drip!
It'd be cool if you could change all of your guys to look certain ways, like dye your
grey main color.
Base vendors can't be sent on missions.
Oh, interesting.
Is this it?
No.
Who's the die guy?
I got a barber now.
Oh shit!
Hell yeah!
Get some beaut- dude!
Let's- let's look different, shall we?
The soda poppin'?
Oh, heck, oh no!
Do you know how many people I would piss off if I would just walk around like this in this game?
Oh my god, they'd be so mad.
They'd be so mad.
When I change my tattoos, very cool.
That one goes fucking hard!
Oh my god!
God, that one goes STUPID!
I mean, I'm not naked, so this doesn't really matter to me.
Alright, we'll change the hair color.
I don't want to piss people off.
that
does not matter I'm in a bucket bird most
I will this would I care it
It's cool that I have my shadow grey dye.
It's cool that I got a dye guy though.
Once I get some new drip, I'm still not particularly happy with my drip.
But that's okay.
That was quicker than expected. Were they close by?
The camp's in high spirits now that pretty much everyone is reunited.
It really is nice to see the camp so lively.
But I still think about the few that haven't returned.
Don't worry about it.
We can't give up hope. Not till we've found every last one of us.
Alright. So the drip that I want is a really low-key drip. I don't want anything flashy.
I don't want any plated armor. You see how my cloak is like a fur cloak and it's kind
basic. I kind of want that. Like I just want super basic minimal leather armor.
That's what I want to wear. Collect camp funds through internal defense mission
at Azarian Manor.
Azarian Manor.
Oh wow, now we got better cash flow.
huge. Oh we have so many extra men. Holy painting missions. Engineering. All right.
Since this is a big mission, I'm gonna cancel my other guys.
Bang.
And now, if I go to Hillside Manor...
No.
What's it called?
Azarian Manor.
Now if I use my big strong men, like this guy, this guy.
I need to get this guy expert, Ryan.
I need to get him more XP.
But I need to send him on Ritual Runs.
Do you, I don't know if they get XP from,
I don't think they get XP from doing this.
Like I gotta send him,
I gotta send him to work.
I'm gonna send Ryan
to do Rituals to gain XP.
We're gonna keep this guy here.
He'll come.
And I guess he'll come.
That's why I bring a worker.
To go up.
That's...
Nice. So we got a lot of money coming in there. And then with my other guy, we're gonna get
him to gain XP. Who do I want to gain XP? You? Really good. These guys. Loggers, miners
unlock their main ships, they get bigger rewards. Honestly, I might level up a bunch of my
guys right now whoever I can who's got other big rewards this guy this guy and
then this guy we're being a handler okay so they're making they're getting
rewards cool I don't think I have anything else to our
me XP. Besides maybe, like, I could have them clear outposts. It saves me time. It's kind of fun to
there they'll post myself though oh here we go here's some XP all right you guys
whoa you guys are so such shitters though all their skill sets are so all
over the place that like I don't even care if they get XP their skill sets are
such ass
Alright, just make me money or something, I don't know how I'm gonna care.
Make me money.
Get some eggs.
There.
Alright.
I'll see that everyone's well looked after.
All right, so now we have that going, which is good.
We'll get more men soon.
God, how much zest with this.
This camp shit is too cool for me.
Thousand stone. Ooh, here's some artifacts.
I'm gonna look into these rumors.
Oh, interesting. Reconstructing Payloon. I bet you you could have a camp at Payloon, too.
This is in this quest chain here, so let's do this.
These are really easy abysses.
Whatever.
Forbes you enjoy the combat of this game or think it's good. I do. I just think the bosses are pretty lazy
If the bosses spent less time jumping away or teleporting away and
All those like immune phases when you hit them once if they just were more raw boss fights
Uh, it'd be more enjoyable.
Witch Hunt when?
I'm pretty sure the main story just takes you to all the witches.
I don't think you actually need to look for them.
i'm just trying to up my great main post
you must find the crimson desert which
Greymane, aren't you?
Aye.
I knew it.
I've an eye for these things.
Are you in need of help?
It's not me that needs help.
But there are folk looking for Greymane's up on that hill.
Look to be pale in ease.
Is it button mashing or do you have to parry a lot of timing and stuff?
Uh, depends on how you want to play.
I will, thanks.
You don't have to do anything.
That's like the weird part, is like, when you're fighting a boss, you fight the boss how you want to.
So like, if you have a lot of food, you can just spam heal food and never die,
and then just brute force the boss and kill it.
Or, you can take the time to study the attacks for a second, try to time the parries,
see if there's a weakness, and then exploit that weakness.
So, I know it sounds really weird, but even the way you fight in this game is a Sandbox.
Because you could brew force it, and spam food and heal all the way through it, and
just get it done eventually.
Or you can try to figure out what the boss actually does, and how to beat them the
right way.
But you could just argue beating them in any way is the right way, right?
So it's just...
You'll watch a lot of different people play this game, and you'll either see them
min-maxing it or you'll see them comboing and like doing fun little rotations that
are totally unnecessary but they look cool and if that's the enjoyment that you
get out of it doing cool combos and fuck it get in there
Clif! Clif! Ha ha! Get this thing away!
Ah, the pillar of the creme means it's returned!
Oi! Oi!
Why not let us know sooner?
Ah, I'm sure he has his reasons. It's a tough thing, living.
How you been fearing?
Ah, I've been chasing word of the others, which...
Ladies here.
What what?
Yeah, my gage is unca, but not much to go on, so I've been asking folk policy through the gate.
All this waiting around to start to deprive me mad.
Speaking of, Gerald should be back by now.
Gerald?
Ah, there he is!
A witch, huh?
I've returned!
There he is!
There you go.
There you go!
The white wolf!
That's not my Geralt!
Oh, hold on! You're no twin! You're the real thing!
That's good to see you again, Cliff!
Ha ha ha! I need to tell you something.
A traveler told me the Greenmanes are regrouping.
Hi. I'm the one who's been gathering them.
Of course!
So, will you join us?
Come on! Just ask.
Ah, it's the only thing we've been dreaming of.
Ah, when we arrive, I finally rest easy for a while.
Ah, what should we bring as a gift?
The last several hours of streamers have been cut scenes and walking.
Welcome to the genre, my friend.
I'm assuming you're new here.
I'm getting more men right now.
I'm looking into rumors about where the grey man's are.
Do we have more men?
Hold on, there's a render.
Got a bag?
How big is the map?
Nothing massive.
Is it fair to say that this map might be the biggest map in any game ever?
Is that fair to say? I feel like it is.
I actually think it might be.
Obviously not counting MMOs because like obviously World of Warcraft is bigger, but that doesn't count
Daggerfall is still bigger really Jesus Christ that game must be
Honestly probably pretty bad to play
like this since that day. Why am I still breathing? Because you are. No, look up.
Nooo!
Damn, her axes are sick!
They're probably not as good as mine though. They look cool though.
There's more of us alive out there.
We're a tough bunch of bastards.
And we've got fight left.
Aye. We'll be needing that.
Right. I've got to say, Sean, for all comrades, I had taken you for dead, but you're here in the flesh.
And what's to fear with you by my side?
And there's more waiting.
I've kept up my training in hopes of this daytime to put that training to you.
I can't believe Daggerfall is that big though, that's crazy.
They made a game that big in the 90s.
What in the fuck is that?
That's crazy.
Alright, so we're done all of this.
Bringing it with Comrade is almost done.
Reconstructing Paloon,
Donating all of this.
We're waiting for collecting camp funds,
seeing if this chains anywhere else.
And then I should definitely reconstruct Paloon as well.
But for now, it's just we wait.
It's a wait angle.
I'm going to upgrade my axes.
I love the fast forwards only like 0.5x faster.
I know right it's just slightly quicker.
I mean it's enough for you to still understand what's happening.
Don't be logical damn. I'm low on copper. Holly shit
Let me forge you a blade, if my weapons are unbreakable.
Dude, I'm so poor.
I'm so fucking poor.
My forge never rests. Come back soon.
Are you carrying all those supplies or is it pulling them to the chest?
No, I'm carrying them all.
Two bounties? I might need two.
I might need two, actually.
Whoa.
Wait, what's this?
Wait, this looks cool. The greatest archer of gray means has defected
Now known as the crimson warden. She hunts humans like prey wait. This looks cool arrow rain
I'm assuming that's a mod for a bow. I don't use bows, but still I'm gonna fight this guy for fun. That seems cool
Steel bars from nobles everyone always says to steal gold bars, but that seems really cheese and I'm
I don't know. That just, that doesn't seem ethical to me. Is that weird?
Like, I'm not trying to get an infinite amount of money. I don't, I like when the game
puts me in a spot where I'm poor and I'm like,
fuck.
Okay, I need to make some money. How should I do that?
I don't really want to grab the gold, because like, imagine I grabbed like
40 gold bars.
That's so much money
that I'll never run out of.
But if I do it this way, where like I'm running out of money, then I need to get more money and run out of money.
It just feels like I'm progressing a little bit.
You know?
I just grabbed one.
Um, well I did find a gold bar.
Um, and then I lost it to a bug.
It got deleted in the bank.
I was trying to invest it, but there's a bug. If you trigger under a certain amount, it deletes it.
I was excited for my gold bar, but yeah, I went bye-bye.
Yeah, getting the mod for, like, no stamina while flying doesn't make much sense, because
like, the game has a mechanic where you make food.
So like, for example, I just collected like hundreds of wine from my camp.
There's so much stamina I could fly across the map with all that wine.
Am I on here?
I'm looking for the...
That... that person.
Lathi sounds like a gray mane we used to know doesn't it? Is it Naira?
Can't be. She disappeared that day the black bears set upon us.
The word is now she's working for some
from a non-demonition noble, hunting civilians.
Now we bled side by side once.
If there's truth in that rumor, we ought to see it with our own eyes.
Okay.
Alright, let's hunt this corrupted grey man.
That was quite fun.
That isn't a very weird spot, okay. I don't... I have to run there.
Alright, let's go for a little Yogg, shall we? Actually, can I use the Abyss?
Um... Not particularly.
Does this game have romance and romantic scenes? No, they did not do that.
That's almost made your rage put.
Oh god, is it hard?
No.
Shit in my butt.
That's something we all have in common.
Isn't it interesting?
One of the few things we all have in common.
We all got shit in our ass.
What's the difference between Open World and Sandbox?
I mean, Open World is like...
Open World is like a Ubisoft game, where you like open the map and there's a bunch of
check marks and you do the check marks and then you disappear.
And there's not much else you could do in between the check marks, it's just either
you do it or you don't do it.
This has those same things, but there's a lot of different ways to approach every situation
because of the tools they give you to have some fun.
That's pretty much it.
The Flame Knights.
I'm shot neutralize an elite by only using guns.
That's a damian quest if I ever seen one.
Then I heard your take from my Twitch Turbo ad.
W, Turbo.
But yeah, Sandbox is more so like what the game gives you as a tool to approach all the
content that's inside the game.
In a normal open world game, you just follow it very linearly and you just do the thing
that it tells you to do and there's only one way of doing it.
Is this boss about to smoke my titties?
There's a bunch of bunnies.
What's up, bunny people?
These are my kind of people!
Wait, this cloak is drippy!
So much movement speed!
Holy shit!
You're sure take care on your way.
Welcome.
To the honest guests of today's hunt.
Wow, she looks cool.
What the fuck?
Oh
Where'd you go
You know it's all about you.
But wait, there's more.
Damon! I'm taking you!
fuck yeah yes the dark red goblets it does max stamina 40 wow is that just base I
I think that's just base.
Yeah.
That's so huge.
Armor looks kind of cool.
Bad, but it looks cool.
Arrow Rain Finisher.
Oh, that's cool. It's when you do the left click.
That's neat.
Ahem.
No, it's when you kill people, isn't it?
When you do the left-click combo?
Like when you do the left click, it's an animation to do it, right?
You don't have to kill them with that animation, but...
I mean, I'm not going to use it, but it's cool, certainly.
Now farm gold?
No, man.
This fucking... I'm not doing this cheese shit.
Hey, you little bitch, why didn't you accept my friend request on Discord, man?
I don't see friend requests.
Actually, you know what? I think I do. Hold on.
Friends? Pending?
Oh my god, I do. Oh my god, I have so many friend requests from Mutuals.
Oh my god, I have so many.
dude I am so sorry I didn't know I could do this
hold on I got you holy fuck I have so many friend requests this is insane I
didn't even know this was a feature bang bang
At most, when it comes to stealing gold bars, I would probably steal one gold bar to make
back my gold bar that, uh, bugged out.
But I don't want to steal, like, all of these gold bars, because then it just, I'll never
need money, and I'll always feel like I'm just- I'll kind of feel like dirty.
What does this look like, by the way?
This armor looks awful.
I mean, if you die it could look a little better, but...
Jesus Christ.
Aarable.
All right, so that was just a random quest that just happened to pop up after X amount
of time.
I don't know.
I don't know why it popped up, but...
I definitely should do the main, so this opens up.
The wolves...
My big side quest, Andy, for some reason.
I see a side quest and I want to do it.
Like this quest sounds cool.
Wait, is every single one of these like quadrants related to a spire?
I haven't done enough of these puzzles up in the abyss.
I kind of want to.
This is a restart, I think.
Like, for example, this spire right here, like I don't think I did this.
Fire of insight, like I went here and I went here, but I feel like it's I feel like it's a longer
These like little air at least little honeycomb things like I think
I was gonna say I think they're important, but they're not
Does this mean I started here or does this mean I started here this fucking shit's confusing
Here's another spire. Oh, this one's more simple this one. I definitely didn't do
Oh, is this the starter one? Wait. Oh, no, I did then. Why is it like a loop like this?
Does the loop mean it's done? So many questions.
So many questions. I'm gonna TP up there, here it is.
How many hidden puzzles do you think there are in this game? What tells you?
You could see everything in the knowledge tab. If you want to know, if you're like trying to complete it in this knowledge tab, it'll tell you everything.
Like, I'm 33% done every single little bit of knowledge. And that counts everything. That counts talking to an NPC.
That counts picking up a piece of paper, picking up a fruit you've never seen before, a bug you've never seen before.
You could look at all the puzzles and stuff.
It'll tell you how many there are.
If you go to, I think, Adventure, and here it shows you there's 133 caves.
There's 34 hidden spaces, nine spires, 16 sanctums, witch hideouts.
Wait, I know where a witch is.
There's a witch in here. Oh, it's the first witch. Oh. I'm stupid. I was like, dude, what?
She doesn't count as one of the five witches, though. Anyway, what was I doing? Oh, yeah,
I wanted to see... where am I?
Is this a puzzle I didn't finish a very long time ago?
Oh, wait, I definitely did this.
I just don't think I did the next one.
I watched a few streamers of this game.
Never mind. I'm not gonna say what I was saying. Never mind.
It's just... it's... it's... don't worry about what I was saying. It's fine.
Say it. No, no, no. It was pointless. It was going to be pointless. I was going to mention
something that is going to be rude for no reason. Like literally no reason. No reason
to say it out loud. It'll stay in my head forever.
Okay, so I already did this puzzle, obviously.
Does this mean it does not continue?
Oh no, it's not.
Okay.
Okay, so this is where I didn't go, and I think this is where this puzzle keeps going.
I need to remember to do this, like, that's the confusing part about this abyss area,
is like, oh I fell here, didn't I?
Right?
This looks oddly familiar, I feel like I fell here last time.
And then I was like, eh fuck it, we're gonna, we'll leave then.
You fell and pivoted to the pirate ship?
I don't think so.
This is really far away from the pirate ship.
I just think I happened to fall.
I think I just fell here and I just like went somewhere else.
But I need to do, like, is there a completion to the abyss when I go, or does it just keep
chaining infinitely?
Because I have a weird problem when I get to the abyss, I do like one puzzle, and then
I leave, and I'm like, eh, whatever.
But then that makes it really confusing when I go back, because I don't remember what
I did the first flight they have to.
Oh my god that was not worth the risk I should have just stayed still.
that's where I fell by the way and then I said fuck it I'm not coming back this
is like an early puzzle
it's weird because the abyss could be its own game in itself because it's just
puzzle after puzzle after puzzle like it for sure couldn't literally be its
own game
What are these puzzles unlock?
Sometimes you'll get like rarely get some items, you could get some abilities, you could
learn some things.
You'll get cubes every time.
That's for sure.
I'm missing a power thingy.
Which happens to be right though.
Oh, oh it's protected.
It's a protected guy.
I did a puzzle like this before, and I forgot what the illusion was.
Why is it gotta be so damn dark, huh?
I can't see. If I go through the ceiling, does this look cracked? I can't.
What's happening? I'm sitting down.
You literally sit in this game?
You know what, I could just skip this.
I think.
This turns this on to shoot me up in the sky.
I think I could just climb, Natty.
Hold on.
It's so fucking dark, man. Every time I decide to do a puzzle, I can't see.
Like, how does this keep happening?
It's insane.
Did I use the thing that I just sucked up?
This, right?
I don't- I don't know why I would think this would work, but...
Oh, is it this fucking thing?
No.
Ah!
Am I stupid?
What?
I think I'm some kind of an idiot.
Wait, I actually don't know though.
I can't grab the thing.
I can't do the thing.
I can't grab the thing. I can't do this thing.
Do I have to...
It's not a cube.
It's a fucked up square.
I just respect my skills, but I do that accidentally.
This isn't a cube, it's a fucking acorn.
Oh, they taught you this at the beginning.
That's what it was, the very beginning of the game.
They put the zappy thing on the other zappy thing to stop the zappy shield.
Ah.
That was the very first thing they taught you in the game.
No fucking way.
Oh fuck my, suck my buttocks.
It didn't even go in, what do you mean?
Get in!
Again.
Bitch.
Puppy.
Oh fuck.
Same same, but different?
Or literally same same?
How the hell do I bring this thing?
Well, some were in here, right?
But it's so dark
Oh my goodness
They shouldn't let you have darkness up in the abyss it shouldn't be possible
I'm just going to assume I take this with me somewhere
What are you doing?
Oh.
Okay.
I'm gonna push.
Jesus.
Too far.
I want to cry, I can't see anything, it's for the buggy guard.
Up here maybe?
No.
Okay, it's going to be...
I guess they're here.
Oh my god, this is hell.
I wouldn't wish this upon my worst fucking enemy.
This game
I'm going out
What the fuck is this thing?
Did you know time skip anywhere option?
Hello?
Three hours?
Three and a half?
Yeah.
I'm a little bored.
Was that it right there?
I've seen it a little meant to be
What is that
It's games controller, man.
It's comic-roll.
Really one of a kind.
Well, this can't do that while flying. I had learned something new.
Please grab on.
You got this. Grab on. Grab on, King.
Playing this game, you feel like a toddler who's, like, never touched a device in there.
I've played almost like 60 hours or whatever I know the control scheme but it just like it doesn't
your fingers are telling you what to do your character is not behaving the way that it should
luckily I've played games like this before so it's not that tilting like it's kind of tilting but
You know, a lot of games have this kind of thing, this dude, but it's like not new to me, but I think for
a Norbi, who like, has never played a game like this before, I mean I can't imagine them having a
good time, right? Like there's just no way. Using Framegen or DLSS, I'm using Framegen, yeah.
I'm excited to see what modders do with the game to fix a lot of it's like visual problems.
It has weird lighting issues, weird...
It has weird lighting issues, it has weird texture, like, problems.
Silhouettes are odd.
There's a lot of like, little details that modders are gonna bang out, I'm sure.
I'm excited to see that.
It's weird because like in certain situations in the right time of day in the right spot
this game looks really really good like almost next gen and then there's other times most
times where like there's definitely then like some visual bug whether it's a lighting
a shadow, a texture, or something.
They made a cliff shirt lift mod already.
Fuck yeah.
Titty's out.
Oh my titties out
What's I?
Came all this way for it to say you cannot access this area yet. Oh my god
I really thought I was going somewhere with this
The worst part is, I'm nowhere close to a fast travel.
Look where I am.
Oh, well actually that's not true because I fast traveled and then there was the teleporter,
right?
I don't know why I don't have access to this.
I went from here.
I went from this fire and I went around through here to here, to here to here,
and then it took me here, but I don't have access.
Does that mean I need to finish
some other adjacent part of it?
Yeah?
Alihime, though.
Oh, these are neat.
They're limited edition.
Where'd you order them from?
Oh, Valheim Custom Dines.
That's fun.
Where'd you get this?
Really random, but there's a Valheim board game,
And Hannah got some Valheim custom dice and hard to see,
but that's what you're showing me.
Hold on.
Pretty nice.
Yeah, the Valheim board game's awesome.
You got card sleeves for it?
Oh, like little ones,
because their cards are small.
That's cool.
We gotta play Valheim again.
Yeah, there's a Valheim board game, and it's honestly, if the board game feels like you're
playing Valheim, like you do the same things you would do when you play Valheim.
You start off, you're at your house, you go get some wood, you go kill some Grey Dwarfs,
you're trying to find the altar, you're trying to spawn the boss, and then the scenario
ends with you fighting a boss.
Really fun, actually.
There's been a lot of really, really good board games off of video games.
They've been doing a really really good job. There's a Roodscape board game. There's a cyberpunk board game
There's a Witcher board game, and they're all good
They've been doing a really really good job
Well, it's one game you actually grind it when you're younger and you wish you'd be remade
I'm gonna be honest the games that I grinded when I was younger are getting remade
Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, Oblivion
of the
of
the
of the
Does this go somewhere? It looks like I didn't do something here. The spire of frost goes
around here. And then there's something this way. Looks like I didn't think anything. Oh
fuck. Oh, was this where I fell? Ah, not this one again. I've already done the puzzle.
I just gotta get to the other side.
Oh fuck.
Hit it.
I think I fell here.
I went through this way.
Let me check the map.
Yeah, I went through this way and then I just, I must have just fell.
Is there a way if you fall to reset yourself so that you don't, like, have to fucking fall
to the land?
You don't like this dark on the stream?
No, it's pitch black for me, too.
But there's platforms in front of me, but I can't really see them.
I'm just guessing.
Get escaped and then tab.
You cannot access this area yet.
Okay, so every single, every singular sanctum, or not sanctum, every singular spire that I've progressed to,
I get to the spot where I cannot access this area. That's another one.
This one, this one, this one, every, every spire has been like that.
Is there no spire I can complete?
Spire of the Stars, here. This looks as basic as it can get.
This looks like it's the very first spire in the game. Let me see.
This is the first fire in the game, right?
I don't know actually, this might not be the first part of the game, I don't know what
this is, but I'm just trying to see, I haven't been in the abyss in a while, so I'm just
trying to like, I'm just trying to see if I missed anything, you know, but it seems
like they're all telling me I cannot access this area yet, so maybe, maybe I just can't,
Hell yeah, I could see that.
Yeah, I could definitely see that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
There's something there.
I'm assuming I fall in the pit of darkness.
I guess I go this way.
Do I not go this way?
Where am I?
Wait, am I wasting my time?
Is there anything even over here?
I don't think there's anything over here.
As I can't add the light, it's not magical, but I'm not that magical.
What the fuck is this? There's nothing here.
It's just gonna take me back to where I was. Hell yeah.
See this is why I don't do the abyss.
Okay, so clearly I'm supposed to be up here, and then I'm supposed to not go down there.
That's bad.
That's the wrong way.
But there's no other way.
What do you mean?
That's the only way.
longer on the tp bro. I'm standing on it for like 15 seconds of me. Longer on the tp.
What if I... I can follow this.
There's Chester.
It didn't work.
I was standing on it forever!
That's not on me.
So we're clear that it's not on me.
Oh, fuck.
Not bad.
Oh, fuck.
Not bad.
Damn, yeah.
of the
death of the
fact that
the
We got it hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on we got it
You're just allergic to grab onto things. No, that's fine. No, I get it. I get it. I also don't like grabbing on the ledges
It's fine. It does, really.
Got me!
Okay, please get in the hole.
Thank you.
Why didn't it work?
Wow.
Oh, she is slow.
Don't cross your stream.
oh...She is slow...
don't cross your stream
get there... get there... get there... gets there... gets there... shiny
do I have to move these things?
Okay, so that one is not... I gotta point it at a different one?
Maybe I need to beam that one to that... to that one and then beam this one to this one.
Like flip them.
can say
or
does that have to be more specific than that?
maybe maybe it actually is like
maybe it's like very
pixel perfect if you will
Okay, well, fuck, it's going to the same place, man.
Can I move the other one?
Yeah!
This game has Eldershrines?
This whole game is.
This whole game is as Eldershrine, yeah.
Maybe I beam it on this one.
Okay.
How about I just fucking crank her and just point now that they're definitely not at
So, why are we pointing to the same one?
Tell me that.
Oh my god, it turns into a flow.
Okay, I think the other one's wrong.
No, you can't move the other ones in the sequence.
It's just these two.
You can't, like, twist the other ones.
I think this one's wrong I don't know why it's wrong, but we'll see
There's only one spot I could really shoot it though I
Can't shoot I mean well actually I could shoot it to this one maybe that one maybe I have to hit this one
Bro, what?
What are we saying right now?
What?
Okay.
For sure.
Not, not, not sure, yeah.
Back to the other one, I guess, in the same bucket, then.
we're falling right now.
oh my god I just wasn't lining it up yeah I'm not the sharpest dill in the shed that's
That's okay.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
Hey, now.
Easy.
Good job.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Is this gonna be another one of those things where I get to the end and it tells me you cannot pass?
Uh oh, this thing's not powered.
Um...
Okay.
Can I miss something down there before I came up?
Oh, it's a cable.
Well, these shouldn't exist, all I'm saying.
It's just there's no need for that at least it's daytime true if that was I would not have seen that at night
That's for sure
Give me my fucking cube give me my fucking cube I gotta be
I get my cube?
Okay. How many cubes do I have?
See what's crazy is I've spent 109 cubes just on my skill tree alone.
Obviously my gear I've probably spent like 15 cubes.
I was going to get, I was going to get Nature's Echo.
Because I'm max stamina health and spirit until I progress the main story I think airstab
a fucking airstab
Actually, I want to see something, this is my curiosity.
So I don't know if this skill is for the, this skill right here in Nature's Echo when
it repeats your spell.
I don't know if it's only for the standing still ones.
So for example, you can do this, and that's only if you stand still, and then you could do this when you move instead.
Or, you do the stand still one, so I don't know, I just want to see...
It's, it, the way it words it makes me think it will work.
of
the
its over
its actually so over the
so so it's so overdue
over
I can get this one too, though.
One, and then two.
And then, what is it?
It doesn't work.
Huh?
Uh, oh.
Nope, it doesn't work.
It only works with shields.
Well, that was a waste of skill points.
It only works with fucking shields.
It doesn't work.
So I need a sword?
Alright, I'll keep it, I don't really care, because it's just scale points, they're so
easy to get.
I guess for now I may as well run it
If you don't really fight in the abyss, not often anyway.
What the fuck is this?
I wonder what happens in this game when you finish everything and you liberate everything.
Is there even anything left to kill?
Like imagine you liberate every single bandit, every single... everything.
Nothing left.
You just have to kill wildlife?
Who are you killing?
The cowards people Jesus Christ!
Hell yeah!
Fuck, I'm sick!
Love that for me!
I'm sick love that for me
bro
I don't know where I was
like here
Is this right?
I don't know where I was.
I think it was here.
Looks right.
I thought I had enough time to make it, but I did not.
Well, we gotta ride the Sonic Rings again.
if I do.
At that point I'm sure you have enough hours to call it, happily call it quits.
I don't know, some people, some people play, dude, there's people out there who put like
four thousand hours into like a single player RPG, right?
So, there's some freaks out there, man, I don't know.
I could never imagine having that many hours in a single-player game.
Couple hundred for sure, but like, a couple thousand is insanity.
Oh my god, the fast travel is right here.
to. Alright, suck up some cubes. Use them for something later. Use them right here. God
Damn it. I didn't even just suck them up. I just needed to move them
This game good? Yeah, it's one of the best games you'll ever play.
What the streets been saying.
Okay, what am I doing?
That's what the streets been saying. Just so we're clear. Not me.
I'm pretty sure he's been saying that.
There's something down where I miss.
What's your opinion?
I think this game's great.
One percent chance to disarm enemies on hit.
You disarm a boss?
That's pretty crazy if so.
The boss just drops their weapon, can't do anything.
Alright, what am I missing here?
I don't think the bow is gonna be it, but maybe?
Oh my god, it actually is.
I've never had to use my bow.
That's the first time, by the way, in 60 hours.
I've never had to use my bow.
crazy and now I look the wall I think that's crazy
rude
I don't think I got going here yet.
There's a sword in the middle.
That's kind of cool.
Uh oh.
Oh.
of
the
I need a skill. Oh, I don't have any cubes.
I did. It's been fun. It's been real.
Our journey ends.
What if I could pull it off without the skill?
Let's think about this for a second, okay?
Let's think about this.
Oh fuck, that is not a lot of time.
Wow, um...
It's not a lot of time at all.
Holy shit.
I got an idea.
Oh
Need to make time slow only when I'm like this
So without the skill
Yeah, without the skill, I don't know how I'll have enough time.
At all.
Let's try it.
Nope.
No
Nope
All right, well fuck any the scale
I
I don't think that's how it works.
wait that's possible maybe hold on
that's hard to do though hold on hold on hold on
No. That's not possible. I was thinking maybe you could, because it kinda slows down time
when you slide. But that, I don't. I know I need the skill, but I'm curious, how did
If someone do this without the skill, that's the impressive part.
You know?
How did they do it without the skill?
That's crazy.
I actually don't know how that's possible.
Oh, you need gears for attack speed.
Oh, so you could shoot your bow fast enough.
艾
I see. That makes, honestly, a lot of sense
Oh, anyway. What is the skill
Is it this one?
Wait, could you evasive shot? It looked like you shoot pretty fast when you do this. It's
a green one. Oh my god, so you need to put two points into marksmanship and then two
points into focus and then I need
I just respect I need one cube and then
one cube and then one cube I need three
Keeps.
Did you use multi-shot?
Well, multi-shot's like on the ground.
Multi-shot's like this.
I'm playing like it's like you'd have to go like high up. That's what I was trying to do
I was trying to see like can I stand up really high and then multi-shot but like you can't stand anything and on anything
Because that's what I was trying to do. I was like can I stand really really high and then multi-shot
Maybe you can aim like this
Alright, we need to go get four cubes and then I could come back.
Honestly, cubes can be pretty easy to acquire in spaces and areas that I've never been,
or potentially side quests.
Let's take a peek.
Okay, my mission's about to be done.
the
house to go right here
to let the animation stop
I'll just go around here somewhere and find some cubes.
I think 18 open cores do those challenges.
Well, some of those challenges are so obscure, and they're for different characters and stuff.
You know, all these cubes.
You get journal, challenges.
Counter-tax with spear, take down five enemies with a bow, hit three enemies in the air.
Like that one's, you could probably do that one.
back 10 enemies using a longsword, hit 3 enemies at once with a shield, defeat 5 enemies with
a shield that takes damage.
What's weird is that I have a knuckle drill, hit the explosion from an overheated knuckle
drill 5 times, is, is, is, does that mean it gets people?
Like, what the fuck does that mean?
I've never done the knuckle drive explosion before.
I could eat food.
Or I could die.
Like this.
And we're back.
I mean, I could complete some of the shield ones.
Ah death the great healer yes, just what I do. I just die
Oh my god, the cubes up there. Oh shit. Hold on
What are you doing? Why was he sleeping? Why was he styling?
I didn't get as far as I hoped.
I sold my knuckle drill?
What the hell the knuckle drill owns?
So you get more ore.
Can I ask why there's so much wind? It's just a windy game, man.
What's the problem?
Like no mob chair.
How am I?
of
I'm proud of how you do it.
I haven't raised some shots, I don't know how do I do it?
Oh, that's a weird hotkey.
Oh, I bet you I could do it with that.
Fuck, I should have tried that.
Oh, not at all, put the bow away, man.
Wait, this is perfect.
I have a shield thing.
Oh, I was learning something.
I might go back there and see if I could do it with that skill.
Nope, yep, I might do it.
Paint thin hide through skinning.
I've done this one before.
Hold on, I think I'm actually going to go back and try it.
What the alt thing?
Oh, fuck, that's not what it was.
Oh, shit.
Is it this one?
Hit the last cube first? What cube?
Is there a cube next to me?
I don't think there was a cube next to me, was there?
Get the last cube.
You're sure there was a cube close to me? I don't recall.
I'm never tired of the cleanest. You're funny, useful.
Glad to have met you. Take care.
Oh, the train's here. It's the first time I've ever seen it.
What are you stuck on, man?
Crazy.
The train didn't even stop at the train station.
Just kept going.
Oh fuck, am I going to... oh jeez.
Well that's cool.
I'm in a tunnel.
There's one slow train.
Holy...
This train's supposed to go around for hours by the way.
That makes sense.
I mean, it's a really, really long train track and the map is fucking huge.
Oh, shit.
You could literally go inside the train.
There's nothing in there, but it's the foals.
Alright, I got distracted by this foal.
There's something about foals and wanting to dive in them, you know?
Nothing like a good ol' fascia for that one.
Bro, why are you tweakin', man?
Why are you tweakin'?
Oblivion of the past.
weapon for um orc man
I wonder if it's randomized drops?
It's not.
It's all set.
I'm in the desert now. Damn, that train made it nowhere. What the fuck? I thought that
thing would be long gone. No, no, no. Holy fuck. Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen,
Gentlemen, I don't know if we're ready for something like this right now
Let's see Merrick the flame nights
All the cubes
I'll kill you!
I hate this terrain I'm fighting, I just can't fucking exact proper...
Just falling off little levees.
Can I get my uh, my horse?
They're my fucking dog do something do something with their life
Well, I have a feeling Merrick is gonna drop the flame chest armor that I was looking for just a hunch
Why are you walking on the edge?
I'm a fucking slap, everybody!
I almost cleared it.
1H3.
Will I heal?
No.
I don't think I will.
Um, honestly, my strain being this red kind of pisses me off.
Also, I turned out my DV in this game just for fun, and I might turn my DV down.
I think the DV's a little bright.
I wanted to see, because sometimes these games' colors were so, like, yes-y, so I was like,
maybe I turn up the DV a little bit, so I'm gonna turn the DV back down.
Oh, that was the class they got.
Well, where'd Merrick go?
I want to kill that man.
The boss vanished?
No, they do this thing where they like pop up and then they just actually go like looking
for him somewhere.
They like kind of hang out and then they go vanish until you find them somewhere else.
The problem is, I don't know where that somewhere else is.
Dude, my dog is useless.
I'll loot, man.
I mean, he's got to be nearby.
I finished something. Yeah, that's a skill point.
Apex at the food chain.
better on mouse and keyboard this game I would say because you can remap your
controls yes if you can't remap controls on
controller so you're just bound by the bullshit and there's so much menu
navigation and menu navigation is always better on keyboard and mouse in
every game ever so I think overall this game experience is better on
on bousin's keyboard. The only thing that I don't think is that like if you could so
here's here's the future of keyboards okay and I know we already have them but
no one uses them. The keyboards that have an analog on them because WASD is
not good for like look at this look at how I control my character with WASD
this is me trying to do a spin I can't really do a spin so I need to
get like an analog thumb keyboard where I could just use my thumb like a keyboard
with a little stick on it essentially I know they exist yeah I know they exist
only problem with that is you lose a lot of like flexibility like how would you
control like you would lose a whole finger or two right or like would you
control it with just your thumb if the answer is yes then you lose a whole
arsenal of keybinds, right? You'll lose maybe like five or six buttons. But I guess
you'll gain WASD.
Look at this guy.
Oh it's just a free kill. These guys are always so easy to kill. I don't understand why. They're
always so easy to kill. The big like rock dudes? Every time I kill the rock dudes they're
are just so free. I don't really get it. I don't really get the point of them either.
Oh shit, Bloodstone. Well, would you look at that, love? You found some Bloodstone.
I make sound effects.
Sometimes.
Alright. The desert always has so much ore. You can just run around and just look at walls
and you'll find so much shit always. However, I should try to use evasive shot
to see if I can get the thing done.
Why don't I waste skill points?
I actually think it'll work.
I think evasive shot will be fast enough.
But now I'm distracted and I want to get more cubes.
The story of my fucking life.
Was the 76th bounce thing a lie?
No, you can get mounts, but they're not permanent.
Speaking of which, is my hot air balloon, does this work yet?
No, one day they'll fix the hot air balloon.
But yeah, there's definitely like, there's probably 76 different, like, creatures you
can ride, but you don't actually keep them as mounts. You just ride them.
No way my horse comes up here and just Gigagreef.
Insane.
Um.
There's a cube up here somewhere.
There's a cuba up here somewhere.
Holy shit.
The desert is hot.
of the
year I spent $70 to buy their pickups and use
What I did is what I do.
Fuck is this place?
Okay, okay, let's find...
I want to see what's up here.
Bro.
Okay.
There we go.
There's a bunch of tree people up here.
What's nice about this is they're next to a fast travel, which makes me wonder if they
they drop a bis cells this would be a good farm I don't know how easy they are to kill
looks like if you had a fire infusion you'd probably cook them actually I don't know they're
in the desert so maybe not you guys already killed
yo you guys fuck or no
uh they got some health on them
I could heal or I could just fight till I die.
They don't seem to drop anything.
Or my dog is not out.
I don't think my dog's out.
Oh, he's out.
Y'all drop nothing or what?
I'm gonna drop shit.
What's that damn dog doing?
The pets in this game are so useless, it's crazy.
I forgot where the abyss thing was that I was working.
It was here.
I
Nope not here. Oh my god. This is like the beginning. Holy shit
I
Should have put a marker on it. Was it here?
No
Was it here
Dude shit shit here
Is it? I don't remember. Is this the one?
I forgot already. I don't know if this is the same place. I want to see if the invasive
shot works here. I already forgot how to do evasive shot. I think it was it. Hold on,
Why isn't it chaining together?
Focus shot works better. I hear you, man.
Do you hear me?
Why the fuck isn't it chaining?
It was doing it before.
It just chained two, but it didn't do more than that.
oh you have to oh that's a pain in the ass
it only does two
oh I see wait that should have worked
I don't know how to fucking arrows.
Holy fuck.
Why doesn't it work?
Should work
Thank you, I was just too close the arrows didn't have enough like travel time or whatever
Another sword I'm not gonna look at
clean! Thank you, thank you.
gold sword have anything cool in it at least nope I do not hit that many lasers what the hell
There's a chest here.
Is that the photos of this game?
No.
Oh my god, that was a terrible chest.
Wowza.
So the abyss puzzle keeps going, huh?
of
death
of
death
Wait, I've already been here. This is where I fought the pro man. Or is this a different
Oh, this looks different, I meant.
of
Oh, no, I think I actually need the shot now.
I don't think this will the precision shot will cut it. I don't have any arrows
Just shooting poison arrows at this point
Okay, I don't know I think this one I actually need the shot, but I have enough points for it now so
It would be marksmen and then
focus and then... do I need two points on this or one?
One will do it.
There wasn't too many skill points to do that, I guess.
the red dead redemption thing
of
down. Let's go. I don't got all day.
Oh my fucking god.
I was working.
Nier's I have.
19 point Nier's.
Oh my god this is gonna suck so much ass.
This is gonna be so much dog shit.
There's gonna be so much dog shit here.
Cause I can't do it here.
It only shoots one arrow.
Oh, it shot more than one arrow.
It's for some reason.
This is so...
I'm gonna run out of fucking arrows.
of
I said I didn't run on arrows.
I finally got this fucking thing what is what is putting points in here do
Wait, so does that mean...
Um...
Oh.
Wait, it's either or?
I don't understand how to use it.
I want the fire one, I don't want the landing one, but maybe this keeps going and I get
more elephants from here?
And that's hard to do.
So, well that kind of makes me have to combo, so like right now I do right, right into a
left right right so I go right right right right but now I have to go right right left
right V at the same time right right but I don't want the lighting one I specifically
want the fire one the fire one's cooler
I don't know if this chains and keeps going, and like we'll go through all the elements
now that I have lightning.
I'm not sure.
I don't know if it's an order thing, or if it's I need to go to another area.
Do you want us to tell you?
Yeah, I'll just keep going this way and see what happens
I'm going to assume it just keeps going through all the elements and keep going through all the puzzles.
I'm just like, I'm kind of a puzzle master, so like I'll go through it real quick, you know?
Good apposals of math for sure.
You get me.
You get me, you know.
I'm definitely good at thinking three moves ahead, you're right, you're absolutely right.
I hope I wasn't supposed to go down there when it flipped.
Something tells me how it's supposed to.
Oh wait.
Yeah.
You can do that again, flip again, please.
to
do that again put the government
I don't know if I could take the thing out.
I don't know if I could take the thing out after I put it in.
Let's see, because I might need to.
Is it not able to be pulled out?
don't think I don't think I don't think it's pulling out I think I'm supposed to
grab this thing put it down there throw it to the slit do something down there
take it out put it back through the slit make it go up but you know I'm
saying and I'm supposed to do that over and over and over again but it's
It's not pulling out.
Oh I pulled it out.
Fuck yeah.
Can I pull them both out?
I'm gonna pull you out too.
I want to see what's on the side.
of
So...
Mika, come Mika, come Mika!
Oh, am I- this is another puzzle where I'm overthinking it again.
Let's see, what does this one do?
Why isn't it flipped me?
Why did that one flip me?
You only flip if they're double powered?
Fuck.
I honestly already forgot what was on this side.
I already forgot. I gotta go back down here, because I don't remember.
Please pull out.
It's insane that AI could generate such complex puzzles, man.
The future is bright.
The future is bright. Let me tell ya.
No way I have to fucking pin angle this thing out.
Oh my god, are you serious?
of
I've done this before and it's such a pain in the ass.
So is there one on the other side that I didn't put in the start that I did this?
No, no, no, you motherfucker!
Holy fucking...
If I would have died right there, I would have been so pissed off.
Fuckin' input lag on all these abilities.
I guess I missed one at the bottom here, so I'm going to go do that.
Rip it up!
Come on!
Hard to do on a massive keyboard.
of
Oh, it's open.
Oh, right.
That's what we heard last time when it was...
We got to fangirl this one back up.
And then I don't understand because we're still missing something.
We're still missing a platform.
These puzzles are fucking long.
Holy shit.
We're still missing one CPU
Unless you're supposed to power these two and take the one out of the middle
You're supposed to power the two sides
I'll try that I guess that's
Seeming logical
Oh
and then you flip them and it is and it's done flip and it's done yeah it goes
to flip and
it was like it wasn't that hard it just like the steps that you had to take
with your controls was the longest part you got a rangatang titties what the hell
you got a rangatang titties man I got I got cute little titties I actually have
three nipples one fact about me
the more you know
prove it I'm not showing you my nipples not yet listen you'll see my nipples in 2027
Let's make it a deal.
2027, I'll be 32 and it's the perfect age to show nips.
I'll be on my only fans arc. See you there.
2027 gonna be a banger then, yeah.
There's no way anyone here will remember in nine months that I just said that.
no fucking way
Is this a music puzzle?
Come on, some heights, see if anything's above here.
No, but there's a stairwell here.
Bro, just get down, man.
What are we doing?
Slipping on what?
hair. I hate the ice so much. Because your character slips on nothing.
Okay, start some spam.
No, no, no, wait, fight again?
No. No. No. Wait. Played again?
Holy fuck!
Oh my god, this is gonna be so hard.
You know, like those little games you play on your phone or whatever?
watch a video and it's like guess the pitch or whatever whole lead all sounds the same
no
I know the first two.
One, two, three, and then it goes four, no.
One, two, three, four, no.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, fuck so close!
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
What the fuck is that last one?
This one?
No.
This one?
Okay, broke off.
Hold on.
Bum?
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum.
Is that it?
It's not it. No, I did it. We're good, right? Did I do it? I did it, right? Yeah. That was so hard.
Dude, there was a puzzle in Remnant 2 that was similar. It was even harder than this.
Uh, wait. Is there more?
No, right? We're done, right? There's not- we're not doing more, right?
Okay. Dude, I thought there was a P2 in that bitch. I thought it was playing like the world's longest song.
I would have ulted for it right then and there. I don't think I would have done it.
Okay, I'm just gonna assume I pull this chip out and then the thing above me.
I don't think I'm going to pull it out, it will stuck in.
I gotta carry this thing out?
Oh, and there's a hole here and into that.
Uh, okay I'll carry it the long way, I'll go for it.
That looks like it here.
Not a long way.
Bro. Hello? Let me through this fucking hole.
What the fuck is happening? Just let me through this damn hole!
me through yo is it an invisible wall like I'm confused
of
It's right here. But where?
It wasn't underneath me in that room.
There's always nighttime in these fucking puzzles!
It wasn't in this room, oh my god it was in the fucking room the whole time, oh my god
I took it out here for no reason. Alright.
Maybe I'll just kill myself.
Get out.
of
Oh my lord, okay.
Please please please please please please give me out of this hell.
Please give me out of this hell.
This game will make anyone a fucking saint, I promise.
I promise.
If you have the patience for this game, you can do anything.
You will be a literal fucking saint.
I'm telling you, dude, Buddha's got nothing on you, and I promise.
How the fuck am I going?
What am I doing? Is it up here?
Yeah, it was up here.
Mother Teresa?
She's gonna have nothing on you when you're done with this game, I promise.
Mother Teresa?
She's gonna have nothing on you when you're done with this game, I promise.
There's more?
More?
What are you grabbing onto, man?
Not hitting shift.
What do you mean there's more?
What are you falling on?
Give me out of this fucking place.
Give me out of this place.
Please.
Please, give me that as fucking hell!
Oh my god, there's more.
There's actually more.
But where?
Where's the rest of the fucking puzzle?
Fucking wire connection.
Oh, shit.
the
who's
are
think about
about that
I didn't realize today was going to be 8 hours of puzzles.
I would have quit?
Yeah.
I mean, you don't have to do this shit, but it definitely is nice.
I don't think the main story has you doing too many puzzles.
There's a lot of optional stuff.
what do you get from doing this depends I guess I mean you always get cubes but you
can get some cool shit depending on the puzzle
Well, at least this is nice when you travel. You don't have to think for a second, just go...
Wait, am I on the floor?
What?
I'm not in the abyss anymore!
What? Why did it spit me out here?
Is that the end of this whole puzzle chain?
Oh my god, I did it for nothing.
It's okay.
He's okay man, he's okay.
its not over? what do you mean? tp'd me to the ground.
Get those done as it gets!
I just want my Q. That's all. There's nothing else I want. I just want my Q. I just want
I mean I may as well clear whatever the hell this is
Okay, there's 50% of people left.
Where are the rest of the guys?
Nobody here.
It's 48% of men, somewhere.
It's probably just like dudes like these are these dude all these guys. Holy shit. It's took so much damage
all you do you just scream at me bitch
Oh
Are you snapping off the bear good
I could eat what I want.
My pet, like, ow.
Well, I cleared the camp.
Dude, I despise night time so much in this game, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
with a fueling passion
well it's cool that I got the lighting element but the main one I want is fire
time to go up into another spire
because it looks like that's what we're supposed to do is this a spire?
Fire Frost. It looks like I did this one. Oh wait, you guys said, hold on, you guys said
I didn't finish this thing. I feel like that's a lie? I think I did, but I'm gonna check it.
Now that it's daytime. Hey look, a symbol. I've seen a couple of these symbols before.
Let me do a little check here.
Print screen check for all the cube, that'd be print screen.
Alright, so this is where it was.
Oh my god, there's more.
Alright, I'm a puzzle master.
I cranked that wheel with this pill, it's fine.
That's an elevator.
Jesus Christ that is so slow.
Okay.
All right.
I'm not fully sure what I'm supposed to do yet, but that's okay, we'll look around.
game has the craziest like mini games of what the their puzzles and shit like what
is this
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How do I go that way?
Go that way, man!
Can I not go that way?
I can only go this way this way this way oh
Oh, OK.
I can only go.
I can't go sideways.
I can go real straight, like forward, backwards, left,
right.
I mean I'm just gonna keep playing around with that thing, look at that, I'm just gonna keep
playing with it, playing with my pp.
So you can only go like this and like this.
How do I make it so I go somewhere else?
I would think this would help me somehow, but I'm going to be honest, I don't know how
this would help me turn in different ways. I don't really understand because I'm all the way at the end.
Oh, maybe like this?
Huh.
Huh. Okay. Well, I'm assuming I need to turn the ceiling. The ceiling needs to turn. That's,
I mean, that's the only thing I can think of. Is the ceiling somehow needs to turn? The
whole, this thing needs to spin around. Now how? I might have to leave this temple maybe
and go like above it.
That's my guess? I don't know.
Is there anything up here?
So this is the thing.
You know?
for all I don't know this is a tough one what are you doing shit
Wow, this is, this is a hard puzzle.
I... I don't know.
I actually don't know.
I'm sure it's not a bow.
up above.
What?
I wonder if you guys know this?
I have no fucking clue.
Rotate the other pieces.
Yeah man, but I can't get there, that's what I'm trying to figure out.
trying to understand. The board up top needs to either flip, or there's something with
this crane that I'm not understanding correctly. You know? The only one I could rotate is this
one. The only one I could rotate, and I need the roof, the ceiling to flip. I just don't
no
why do they sometimes make noises you know
why does she keep spinning and see if it makes like a
no
No
That's one of the note that makes the note it makes different noises on different ones. I just don't know what that means
Because this one doesn't and then this one should right sit in a full circle. I
Don't really know what that means if anything
It did nothing.
Literally nothing.
That doesn't read as chat. Yeah, well, bro, everything you guys have said has been wrong.
I'm trying to figure it out.
Can I spin this?
I've already tried the middle, it didn't do anything.
I've tried to lift the crane in the middle, but it didn't do shit.
Unless it's like a very, very, very specific spot.
You understand?
Unless it has to be like pixel perfect somewhere.
It might just need to be literally pixel perfect.
What was that noise?
That's a prank.
Can you abide that diagonally?
No, that's why I'm confused.
I don't know.
I actually have no clue.
I need to turn the ceiling.
the ceiling like that's it the ceiling needs to turn the ceiling simply needs to
turn but I don't know how the ceiling just needs to turn
I don't know
I'm just going in circles, right?
Everything you guys are saying I'm going back and doing and it's not working we're all going in circles here together
I'll go back. I'll do what you guys are saying, which I've done three times now
I'll go for it
I'll do
There we go
All right
There we go
Not this one.
This one.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the top of the level.
of
I don't know.
He's definitely triggering us.
Guys, it's a fucking crane.
Look at, look, is he the cross on the ground?
Look at the cross.
It goes up,
down,
left, right. It doesn't go sideways. See that?
See how you can't go there. You can't go there either.
You go up or left and right.
It's a crane, yeah?
So unless we can figure out how to spin the ceiling,
this is not happening.
If we could spin the ceiling,
then maybe we have a shot here.
Wait, I wanna try something.
You guys are really confident that you can move that way.
I'm wondering, is it impossible on a mouse and keyboard?
But that wouldn't make any sense, because it's literally a grid, right?
Up, down, left, right? I think you guys are gaslighting the fuck out of me.
I don't know why you're all gaslighting me collectively.
I'm not sure.
But, yeah.
I might, if you guys are saying you've done this puzzle and you've been able to move left
or right here, or sorry, diagonal, if you guys can move diagonally right now, I can't, impossible.
I cannot move diagonally.
Literally cannot.
I don't know if you guys are all gas letting me collectively, or what, but I'm assuming
you are I might have to just leave this bitch until I figure out how to spin the ceiling
Why am I fucking believing this? Why am I believing anything you're gonna do?
What the fuck am I doing?
What am I doing?
What the fuck am I doing?
Why am I doing this?
How do I spin this damn fucking ceiling?
But they though, what's done?
I don't know. There's literally, I have no fucking clue how to do that.
Not a single idea.
The console isn't stuck on the lines. Okay. Do I have to plug in a controller?
I'll, okay, I'll do, if I find it, I'll gonna grab a controller, and I'm gonna see if that's why it's not working.
because I'm going fucking crazy here
hold on I don't know where a controller is
hold on
I got a controller.
Tracks on the floor though.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I know that it shouldn't move on the floor because it's on an axis.
It's only up-down-left-right.
But there's everybody spamming that it's not true.
And I cannot move it any other way so I'm gonna have to prove them either right or wrong based off of plugging in a controller.
I don't know if it'll work.
This could be a collective gas light just to troll my ass.
Alright.
Fuck this guy, this guy looks like a controller.
Okay, let me just get to the spot.
I'm gonna go time it on someone.
Okay, so this is my controller.
My controller is on D-pad, so it's just like a keyboard on VST.
Dude, you guys all collectively lied to me.
For why?
Why did all of you guys lie to me?
I thought we were cool.
I thought we were cool!
Yeah, I thought we were cool, guys.
I thought we were all cool here, I thought we were homies and shit, I thought we were
figuring this out together.
I didn't know we were fucking around, you know?
I didn't know we were doing that.
I didn't know we were fucking around, guys.
I didn't know.
I can't believe you guys are awful.
You got me.
What you got me?
You guys are funny.
Alright, one day we'll figure out how to spin this ceiling.
Today is not that day.
Wait, what if I do this? Will this spin the ceiling?
Back it up more, bro.
Why are you guys making me waste my time? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why is there so many of you guys too? I would get it if it was just me.
just a few of you, but why are you guys making me waste my time?
you can't do diagonals with singular input only, you gotta go between the circles then
left right, left right, you guys are saying exactly what I'm saying, yeah, left right
up down, you can't go diagonal, we're all, we're all on the same page, every single
one of us are on the same page. We all understand this. Yes? We fully understand
that there's no diagonals. We all agree.
You could ignore these rails. Oh my god. Here we go again. Alright. There we go again.
There we go again. Alright.
I'm going the wrong way but I just want to see what works.
Is that working?
Oh my god.
It's working.
Oh my god, it's working.
Oh my god.
Thank god.
I thought I was being lied to by every single one of you guys and I was getting fucking pissed.
Oh my god. I was getting mad. To be fair, that doesn't really make much sense.
Where the fuck's the... the thing?
It makes a lot of sense, though, doesn't it, look at the bottom.
I know you see the little lines, but you think it would work on little lines, but you think
it would just work on the...
What would make this puzzle make more sense is if you could only move up, down, left,
right, but you had to spin the ceiling.
That would make the most sense.
That would have made for a better version of the puzzle.
But you know, what do I know?
Thank you guys for not lying to me.
I almost left.
I'm not all of them.
Can I not do it?
Oh, the magic sound.
Oh, that one.
What if you had no audio?
Is this just being possible?
You had no audio?
This actually would be impossible if you had no audio.
You'd have to do trial and error every single one.
That would take forever.
Dude, I can't believe this puzzle was like this.
Holy, I need to dump my brain down hard.
I need to literally go stupid mode.
Not this one.
It's crazy.
I need to take everything that I every time I think about something I need to
think I need to think in a much simpler way like I always over complicated
every single time
That's a pro tip right there, the problem is you're thinking and not just trying.
That's a fucking good ass tip.
Just try it first and then think later.
That's actually the best tip you could have gave.
Dude, controller felt fucking weird.
I felt really good to move around like my character. Like my character moved really well, but the rest was complete ass.
That's a cool move.
A giant fan?
Where are we going?
W-lutter screen.
And we're back.
God, I just spent a full fucking day here.
This is insane.
a whole fucking day here.
This is insane.
Oh!
Hold on, not I've already, not I've already.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me put my weapons on.
Wait!
WAIT!
Let me put my armor on.
WAIT!
Hold!
Okay.
We can fight.
Wow, I do 0 damage to this guy.
Okay. Very good. Okay.
Wow, this guy's got a lot of health, my guys.
I don't really know what he does here, he just kind of zaps the floor.
World slowest meditation, holy shit.
Okay, okay, man.
Yeah?
Yeah...
Are you still alive?
You shit motherfucker!
Oh, maybe not.
Truly remarkable stuff here, gentlemen.
Truly remarkable stuff.
I don't know why he's still like a thing here.
Oh, come here!
Come here!
Ha ha ha ha!
Bitch.
So what the fuck was the point of that boss?
For fun or?
Did I get something that I didn't see?
Sick! You can't access this area yet. No, that's cool.
That's cool. Okay, did I finish the puzzles here? It looks like the Spire of Frost started
here and then you went here and then you went here and then you went here. Oh, I already
went this and it told me you cannot access this area. I already did this.
i went so so far
wherever i am right now you cannot access this area
and then
he didn't get the cube i sucked it up
yeah so that's a bunch of things that i cannot access
I'll bisque you. Yeah, I already sucked it up, man.
Get the cube. No, you didn't. I already sucked it up! It auto sucks, man. It just... It just...
Does it say what's needed to access? No, I'm assuming it's something in the main, I don't know.
I don't know what determines why I can't access versus not. It could be a witch-related thing,
could be a main story-related thing. My camp's looking real good, I'm gonna be honest
with you. Okay, so I wanted to go here because my journal, my main quest, my camp, I
an obsession with expanding? Wait, I already did this quest. It must be expanded. Yeah,
that's, that's, I, I mean, I did that. My men are already excited about it. Huh, no,
they didn't. A hundred thousand dollars. That's a lot of cash. Wow, three days
18 hours to make this thing, too.
Wow.
So, there's a bunch of these missions that men could go on.
Make me more cash.
I don't have a lot of a lot more escorts though. I don't have the three escorts
I don't know if I'm more I don't know if I need to do my liberation or once I'll
see that everyone's damn that's a lot of cash though for real that's a lot of
cash than I do not have unless I was to um if I was to sell if I was to sell a
bunch of gear like old gear I would actually have enough
I just love organising and sorting out everything.
Hi.
You got any good- I'll be here if you need me.
Liquidate some goods.
I mean that's the only thing I could think of.
Liquidation.
Or I could do a lot of killing.
kill a lot of people they get a lot of a lot of uh they drop a lot of like um
like hammers and bullshit and they just sell it all. I want to do a trading post run but I heard
their complete ass and they don't make you any money but I do have enough resources to do a
trading post run. I've never actually done one. I could try one just for science. Everyone has
told me doing trading runs with my camp is piss. Hey I see you don't be stingy.
Hey, they might play test the horror of its master.
be
oh my lord
I didn't have enough.
I think I actually have enough.
Hold on, I want to buy these though.
Important.
I might not have enough in the morning.
Um, um, um, um, um, um, um...
where are my sacks where are my sacks I have enough I have enough I'll be ball my shit
It's only 6,000? 60,000, no?
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're telling me I could be saving materials? Hold on.
Here are my two. To use a weapon of the same type to enchant something, does it have to be the same tier two?
So for example, if you had two tier six weapons, you could take two of them and then slam them together and it's seven.
Well, that's the only way I'm doing it. It has to be the same tier and the same item.
Everybody. Everybody, everybody, everybody.
I'm trying to refine my axes, but not...
Like, not this.
Oh
Is it because they're not a cold there's probably not a quick time
Now it shouldn't the master of the anvil stands before you
Alright, we're gonna start with missions. I think I have no cash.
Wait, is that how you get a bunch of gear to level 10 if you don't have enough of the
scales you don't have enough the scales you get two of them to nine and then you
do them together that like the alternative I assume there's only so
many scales you can get
assume that I can't all right so we need a depot Royal Treats the best we
Improvision, donate funds.
We need to donate, um...
62.
No. Yes.
Oh my god.
I... you were right. That is so much more money.
Holy...
Oh my god, I need so much cash.
Oh my god, I need so much cash!
Oh, fuck my asshole.
Oh, I need so much money.
Oh no.
I need so much money.
So, for example, I have 25 packages of stone, and I have 128,000 stone.
I could package all of that into like mass stacks and then sell all the stone
But I don't know how much it is
is.
I'll believe me, my guys are doing security runs.
leave me there don't security guard jump they bring back about like 12,000
looking for any dick yeah now okay I need to figure this out I need to see I
need to okay well I need to learn actually how to even sell this stuff at
the depot. How do I... do I need a wagon, my shit? I don't have a wagon. Okay. I think I need a steel wagon.
I already stole the gold bar from the house, by the way. It despawned, or it deleted itself, and it
doesn't respond
so I need to find a
wagon, how do I, can I steal one?
you can make wagons from this bash, oh, fuck
can I just steal a wagon?
What do I have to make?
Who makes the lag?
I don't even know.
You need a progression of this story?
Oh, shit.
We're not even there yet.
Look, I'll fetch you whatever you need.
Just tell me the name.
Fuck.
Damn.
damn so if I want to fast-track money right now I go on a killing spree and
sell everything and if I don't want to do that
and what I do the main story while I wait for missions to just happen
10% trade good profits when UNCA joins.
That's good.
And just a flat buff.
Gales of fairness and justice, trade goods profit 10%.
So it's total 20% passive.
Nice.
I never examined this doll.
The Reed Devil.
Anything on her?
Nope.
No, I see what you guys are saying, I think I have to do this story here and then I could
probably make a wagon, but I think I probably need to do expanding the camp first.
I think I need to finish their quest chains here and then it'll probably pop up.
So I need 100,000.
I need so many, dude.
I need so much, that's so expensive.
Holy f**king sh**t.
Let me grow some grapes, man.
Let me take an easy ingression fucking grape.
You're way further than me and I was able to build a wagon.
I mean the only thing I could think of...
is...
um...
sealing a wagon. And it might work.
These grapes are never gonna grow.
Did I already have the lag emission?
Why the hell was I zoomed into this?
And the missions that I have in town is Devin's Request, which is a gravestone.
That's about it.
Just look for the right dispatch.
I'll look through it again, but I didn't see it.
Good. I needed someone to talk to.
Looking for anyone specific?
There's...
except brice's request
go talk to me whenever you need except brice's request was that even so
oh
brice might be on a dispatch oh is that the fucking caveat here is brice
One of my men
I was about to ask you
Bryce is not one of my men
Okay, remember there's no mission in this world when it Bryce be this guy
Maybe Bryce
Yes, it's bright stay if you wish
So you're both game from it. How come he's not giving me
He's not giving me his quest
Stay if you wish well, so you're both game from it
Maybe I got to do the Devon quest
I have a quest here for Devon.
Is this Devon?
That was Ronny.
I think...
I think I'd have to do Devon's quest.
Devon's on this here. Cancel your bitch ass.
Devon, come back.
It might be related to this.
I can still see their faces, hear their voices in my mind.
They've left a hole that can never be filled, which got me thinking.
Why don't we build a monument to show that they're still remembered?
And each day before it I'll vow never to lose another comrade.
Could you bring me some sturdy stone? The kind that'll last.
Um...
Here.
This'll stand for years.
Five pieces of stone!
Now, let's carve their names and the memories we shared.
Then stand before it each day and make our vow.
Never again will another name be added to this stone.
Okay, did that shane into anything else?
No.
Fuck!
I don't know. I don't know why I don't have Devin's request.
Donating provisions maybe? The only thing left.
Yeah?
Yeah, maybe it's donating food.
He might be right.
Might be just doing food donations.
Um, does this count as food, no.
I have to, let's see if this will trigger a quest.
Wow, amaranth is good.
Good shit.
Can't, I can't handle, I can't, I can't hand over my grapes.
I'm so sorry.
My grapes are precious to me.
I have my grilled meat fish though, that's fine.
Got some short horns.
Did I just get a quest? I think I just got a quest.
That I haven't seen before. Dude, where is it putting me?
It's Baldur.
Baldur is probably on a mission somewhere, man.
He's probably not even home.
I have two missions.
It's Baldur and Luthor.
I think I'm going to have to do all of these chains of all of these requests at camp, and then it'll probably give me...
It'll probably then chain into...
...Price.
Uhhh, Baldur and who?
What were their fucking names?
Ah, fuck. They're on the big security mission, man.
This one makes BAT dollar.
I gotta sleep for 12 hours.
I have to sleep for 12 hours so I can at least get the FAT dollar.
I don't wanna- I don't wanna cancel.
God, look at me slay.
What I had to do was cancel all the dispatches, and for some reason I wasn't able to do anything.
That's for some reason I was able to build it.
Don't think that's gonna work.
Oh my god, I didn't even finish.
Felt 30 more minutes.
Who were the two?
Baldur?
Luthor.
Oh Luther's this one here, Luther. We'll talk to you, buddy.
Look for dispatcher three-wagon icons. No, I know, man. I know. So I'm trying to unlock right now.
I'm working through it. I'm working through it.
bring me some quality leather once I've done the work properly they'll move far better
well let me hand it in
What if I don't have 4th and hides there's no way
Hello
I think I need thin and thick
But I have the thick hide too bro what is happening
happen.
Not a quest problem as a heads up to dispatch to build a wagon, yes and I need a quest.
I don't know how you guys got the quest before I did, but I think it's because I, I'm gonna
to be honest I think I hired so many men so quickly and now I got to do all of their tasks
until Bryce pops up. As a task. Um, oh see like another one just popped up. Which one popped
it was
done for him
I miss you, what's up guys?
did you stream today my friend?
everything else ready except the fish. I remember catching one at the lake in Pailin
once. If you catch one, will you bring it to me? I'm counting on you. You made it.
What does Duncan want?
He wants me to go where? He wants me to do what to who?
Um
I never even did this one
You do this one really quick, I never even did this one, this one's super old this class.
Yeah, Bounty's in the new game makes sense, but that's a lot of work to do.
I just want to see how this began of course.
Yep.
Oh my god, okay.
I'm trying to make money by not doing the gold bar strat, because it just feels... wrong.
No, I know I could just steal from the bunnies or whatever the fuck but like
But then I won't need money ever and I feel like needing money and having to like figure it out
Pretty cool
Thanks for looking out for us
We've had orders piling in and we're almost out of leather
If you ever need our help in the future just say the word
Oh, you don't steal here, what do I mean? There you go.
Not a fucking thief. I'm only a thief. I'm gonna be honest, I'm only a thief when I have no choice.
Does that make sense? Like, you just, you just gotta do it.
It's the only time.
And sometimes like, there's an item that looks like so sweet and you're like, dude, I have to unfortunately steal it, but whatever.
It's like an item that you don't know what it is, right?
Like you do a puzzle.
You do like a puzzle box and then you open it
and it's like a box and it says steel
and you're just like, okay, well,
I might have to steal this.
I don't want to steal.
You should stop that.
You need the delivery.
Good work.
I bet the craftsman were thrilled.
We're on the fever of the townspeak and they'll warn to us wherever we go.
Oh my god, even more quests popped up.
Something tells me this is the quest chain to get the Bryce thing going.
I have a feeling it's going to be this long.
I've got a minute.
I have a favor to ask.
I'm thinking of cooking up some dishes we used to enjoy back in the day for dinner.
I've got everything ready, except meat.
And what's a feast?
Who got meat?
Could you bring me some?
The richer and juicier the better.
I think I have to-
Everybody wanna be thrilled to have a proper feast.
I think I have some meat on my body for you.
I'm not fully sure though.
Oh, I need marbled meat.
I bet you're ready to buy it from them, we'll see.
Got a new dish on the menu.
Do you wanna taste?
Yeah.
Why do we-
So you someday will sneak into a famous restaurant and pink their death letter?
Listen, if you've got a moment, I've got a favor to ask.
Where is there's a blacksmith in her nondescript famous for his house?
They say he forges blades named after him under the finest you'll ever see.
You could never learn too much, right?
I'd love to learn from his craft.
Holy, everyone gives a quest? There's a lot of quests at your camp. There's a lot of
quests at your camp. Lots and lots and lots. Firewretts longsword. I had one of those. Oh,
Bryce does have the quest now. That's what I was locked by. I was locked by like a really
early starter quest that I never did. Let's go!
empty without so much as a single wagon an empty lot like this hardly looks like a
workshop don't you think amen I say we get ourselves a proper wagon yes if we
want to your wagon sir to put it in the hands of craftsman who made plenty
before try skin at the workshop
I'm back man.
Fuck it, let's go space for it.
How is our craters doing?
How is everyone mental on that game?
Are they over it?
when they kill a game in it?
It's done.
It's dead.
Are tweeting more about marathon than playing?
Arc Raiders?
What? Oh, you're talking people, though.
Sorry.
Needs a new map?
I don't think it needs a new map.
It needs something really interesting.
They need to look at Marathon and see what they did and do a fraction of that.
It needs something really, really engaging and interesting to keep people in a loop and
wanting to do it over and over and over again.
Like personally, I still think Arc Raiders went the wrong way.
They shouldn't have made it more casual.
The game's base line was so casual they should have made it harder.
Because if they make it more casual in a game that's already very accessible and casual
Those casuals will catch up and then be bored. They need those casuals to grind for something really really hard
Keep them playing forever. So I feel like they need they need their systems to go deep like they need to go deep deep deep
And make it a little bit harder
You're planning to build a wagon
If you want it sturdy, fit it with wide wheels, they'll give you a better grip and keep the
wagon steady.
Make sure the spokes and axler fix properly, you're bound for rough roads.
I don't think a blueprint tells you all, there's lessons you only learn from experiences.
Give me the workers and supplies and I'll craft one for you.
You can count on me.
Alright. Okay, so now I got the mission. Let's dispatch.
All this to see if trade goods are even good. I want, I really want trade goods to be sweet,
because like, I think the dispatch system and the Comrade system is really cool,
and like, if you could get your workers really, really high level and efficiently like mine
and chop trees and get like, you know, different, do different dispatches to do,
sell different things. If you could get them to actually do all those things and make good money,
I think that's really fucking cool. I just, I don't know. I don't know if it is that cool.
All right, so triple wagon, triple wagon, triple wagon, yeah.
Triple wagon, triple wagon, triple wagon, yeah.
Pass.
Trade freight?
Oh, how's the difference?
Freight wagon? A trading wagon? An old wagon?
I would imagine I make a trading wagon?
Ten members is
crazy.
I don't know the difference between freight and trading.
and trading. I'm just gonna assume it's trading.
Well, I have a lot of workers here now, so we'll just...
What is going on with these left clicks? I can't even tell if people are...
I can't tell who I'm dispatching.
Skill requirements not met.
Oh, I need a, um, um, I need a, um, this guy, no, I need a, um, yeah, but who I need.
Is there, like, a wagon dev?
Oh, do I need an engineer?
I need an engineer.
Shit.
I know.
You guys are an engineer.
Oh, he's not an engineer, it's grayed out.
Fuck.
Wait, I don't know if I have a single engineer?
Uh...
Oh, this guy.
Fall staff.
Fall staff, you're coming home.
What the fuck is fall staff?
All right, that was kind of expensive.
Not happy with how pricey that was, if we're being honest.
I don't know, these guys have the skills to pay the bills.
I don't know.
All right.
Now I need time.
I just want to see if this trade wagon is good, because I have so much stone that I could just sell.
And maybe it'll net me, you know, a couple hundred...
Maybe it'll net me like a couple hundred silver or something, but I don't know.
I still have to wait 16 fucking hours, so I gotta figure out how long that's gonna take.
I'm trying to find... I'm trying to make money fast using the system, but...
Okay.
I want to check one thing.
When you go to the- I'm assuming what happens is you get a wagon, you load it up with all
of your stone or whatever you're trying to sell, and then- I don't know.
I'll be a quest that teaches you how to use the wagon too.
Okay, cool.
Like, do you go to this guy?
Like, I still don't know the point of this guy.
I'm assuming this is where you bring the wagon to one of these guys.
And then you go to sell.
Is this all the stuff you could sell, though?
You can't sell like stone, glass, pelt, flower, wool.
Wait, wool's going up in the valley.
Damn, silk is fucking flying, too.
I think I mentioned you needed a minimum stack of 25 for trade of goods.
Yeah, I know that. I'm just trying to understand.
And talks and I listen
Rare goods await
Why would you want to buy trading good like why would you want to buy packaged black pepper?
I go what won't be the purpose of this
Would you buy it and hoard on to it until weeks go by and then it goes up in value. That's so
You could buy from one trading post and sell to another trading post.
Oh my god, that's an insane amount of work.
What?
So do you have to fast travel to every single one of these trading posts?
Because like there's a trade post like right here for example this one
So you would ride the wagon if this guy
Bought silk at a really high rate and then this guy
Over here sold silk at a really low way rate. You could buy it
and
all of my god
that's insanity
Anyhoo, I'm gonna do a class.
Let's do it!
And the wagon could get destroyed.
Bro, I would lose it.
If I was like, if I was hoarding all of my worth in one haul and then my wagon got destroyed,
I'd lose it.
That would be it for me.
Picking these up, because I'm fucking poor.
Goddamn right I'm picking up all these.
I have one, though, so it looks cool.
But these are high tier.
I guess it's in a deeper zone, but the main story completed?
Nah, I'm distracted again.
I don't even think I've done a single main story mission today.
Dude, I just have a weird obsession with exploration and learning how the systems
work in this game.
Like, this trading post system seems really interesting to me.
I know it sounds kind of boring, like hauling a wagon across the map, but to me, for
So for reason that doesn't sound boring, that actually sounds kind of fun.
I just want to understand it.
It sounds fun if it actually pays off.
If it doesn't pay off, then obviously it doesn't sound very fun, but...
Why do I have two quests here?
Broken Silence Log, Red Fox Trading Post Manager.
At least it's not nighttime, you know what I mean?
Ohhhh, little playboy here.
Goddamn he looks good.
Trose petals? Cliff, must you always cast a pall over everything? Without beauty my heart forgets its rhythm.
That's not what matters now. You survived! And the others?
We're gathering again.
The lantern I thought snuffed out burns still, and the heartbeat lapsed into long silent
stirs again.
Bring returns to my once hollow chest.
Oh, laugh a little.
You'd sour the wine at a wedding.
Anyway, Hernan's howling hill.
I've got a good feeling.
Surely fair flowers await?
Then I'd best ready myself to tend their petals.
What are you plotting this for?
Plotting? Plotting sounds so sinister.
I just know the effort it takes to coax those petals' open effort.
Indeed! Down this path lies a hill demanding heaps of it.
My effort, Barry.
Come, if you're curious.
Did that man said so much?
He said so much, but literally said nothing at the same time.
Ooh, the queen's leg. That sounds cool.
Am I gonna fight a ghost lady?
Ghost?
Can you get more than one case over? It uses two inventory bases. This game is testing my patients.
Must be nice having a thousand silver.
Yeah, I got fucking five.
Ooh, this area looks sick.
Ooh, there's a lot of ore here.
Ooh, it's pretty.
I might have to gamble, you're right.
There's a gambling game that's 150 silver buy-in, which makes me think if you gambled
at 150 solar, you win you probably make some...
Oh, someone's coming. There's no way we're gonna...
Am I fighting a turtle?
That's pretty good, actually
W side quest W side quest a lot of this game side quests are cool
Oh
Let me up there so I get it
Oh my god, let's go, please!
Come on, fuck off, freak out.
Get him down here.
Yo, this guy's gonna take forever to kill.
Why go mining?
Am I not the miner?
Hold on, they're taking my drill.
Get to work.
Alright, I don't think I'm supposed to do that.
Wait, you got stuck again.
This guy is gonna take forever to kill.
of
the
death of
the
Oh, my god.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, is that myself?
Oh, I thought myself what can you do sometimes when I'm using that yourself, right?
Where she goes?
Holy.
Halfway there.
really blue it's blue shell blue shields
Is it the green thingies? I don't know. I might be able to punch him, maybe. But I mean,
he's almost blue shielded at this point. I might be able to punch him on the side when
I just kind of fell, you know.
I didn't mean to fall, I just happened.
Nope!
You literally just hit him in the front.
You're supposed to hit him in the front.
Oh.
Okay, so I guess I was doing it right, I don't know.
I can try to stab it.
I'll throw a stab at it and see.
Nope.
Get off, man.
Holy shit.
I've been playing this whole game for a while now.
I gotta get this door out of the way now
of
Jesus Christ.
This is crazy.
Cool.
Very good.
Okay, I got 20.
Very good. Okay, I got 20 pills. I'll do it. You cheesy mother...
Honestly, I think I've done more damage to myself.
Oh, that's not good, oh!
I'm dead.
Damn, and I wasted a fucking Palmer Pill for that.
Okay.
I feel like there was something with the green skin on the side.
I just don't know what, because I tried to force punch it, I tried to stab it.
I tried to hit it normally, and it didn't do more damage.
So...
I'm not even sure what that was about.
This is a great area to know though, look at all this ore, all sorts of shit here.
Oh my name just gonna take eight years to mine this now.
And peacefully slower and cravel never trouble this area again.
You're goddamn right.
How we do it here?
What the U.S.A., you know?
Can't you blow up the ore with arrows?
Yeah, but I have a chance. The drill gives you, um, the drill gives you more ore.
Or has a chance to give you more ore.
It doesn't really matter for the cheaper shit, to be honest, but it does matter for some of the more rare shit, I guess.
Hard to tell what's mind-able and what's not, and this game sometimes...
The drill, when you upgrade it to level 6, has a 20% chance, and then you could wear armor nodes that give you 10% chance each time.
That's why I talk about armor as well.
my armor also has a chance to get me more ore and then I think you have 30%
when the drills max I'm gonna be honest once your drills max
Thanks for pretty much too.
My dog is really trying to just loot all this, struggling, but he's trying.
He's trying to damn just leave it a bunch on the ground.
Well, my dog's got it.
Give him a chance, man. Give him a chance.
Give him a chance, love.
Jesus, this is crazy.
You come here every couple of days and you can get most of your materials.
Naturally, they put durability on weapons and tools.
They honestly should put durability on weapons and tools.
100% they should.
They 100% need an incentive for you not to die.
You should lose a fuck ton of durability when you die and respawn at checkpoint.
And your weapons should absolutely break.
I know the greater affixes do, but I'm just talking about normal gear.
It should definitely break.
make the gameplay look a little bit more fun. It shouldn't break and get destroyed, it should
just deteriorate a little bit. And maybe it like hits different like milestones or like
breakstones or it's like every quarter does a little bit like it wouldn't be much. It'd
be like a fucking 2% damage loss or something. But you know, it'd be enough to be like,
You know what? Maybe I should repair.
Alright!
We did it!
My fucking pet still didn't...
He's missed four...
...backass.
Steel.
What?
I mean steel.
I'm not stealing one diamond.
Not a fucking thief.
This is a cool area.
Let's turn this quest, I think.
Oh, we'll get Diamond, Garnet.
Oh, we get a punch of stuff.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Yeah.
Don't mind if I...
Here.
But they do have this alternative system where they have the Anvil
and the, uh...
Quarterstone or whatever.
Greatstone, stone, stone, mo-stone, mo-whatever.
That shit's cool.
Blade!
Dedrick, are you alright?
Oh noble warrior! Even the sovereigns of the sky envy your assent. Your struggle earns the
awe of kings below. And yet not a soul sings your name. Well the audience is satisfied,
so that's my cue, adieu adieu. That was actually an interesting boss. I like that.
I thought that was quite nice.
I have a feeling this quest is going to be a stupid fucking quest like the other one where
you have to like, yeah it says, looks like something happened to the red foe, uh, talked
to the manager, I think it's going to be a little quest where you have to be a detective
and try to figure out who did it.
I really don't want to do that, but I will.
You know what I get you know what I want a game to be similar to this is is drag Ruscape Dragonwilds.
I want Dragon Wilds to be super successful, but it's... dude, it was so bare bones when it came out in early access and it has more content now.
But like, I want it to get to the point where it's fucking huge.
Like so big that you can be like traversing and finding new stuff at every corner.
How many bosses are left? There's a lot of bosses, there's 75.
There's a boss I want to find. He's like right up here somewhere.
I don't know where. He's somewhere up here. I don't have any information on where he
is, but I would like to find him. Yes, baby!
Oh my god.
Hello, Traveller.
You got me a jump.
Oh, double positive.
You?
Yeah.
Good.
What don't you pick out some more?
Oh, this is what this is.
It's delici and wine.
I was wondering what that symbol was.
Hello, Traveller.
Hello.
All right.
Sell this.
I am a side quest Andy. Oh my god. What I like about this game Side Quests is that it sounds kind of weird, but they get to the point pretty fast.
You talk to a guy, he tells you there's a boss, you go kill him. It's not like a, it's not very long-winded. There's a lot of dialogue sometimes, but it's pretty fast.
There are no signs of forced entry, so I fear it was one of our own.
Do you think something so disgraceful could happen under my roof?
Dude, you know what's sad? And you're getting old when you're stoked about having organizers
for your pills.
This is Friday. These are my pills.
I missed a pill didn't I? I don't know, I'm good.
Hold on. I got like seven of them.
And I can't take them all at once because I'm not my throat is too small I
Got a big mouth, but not a big throat
Oh, I knew it. I knew this quest was gonna be this fucking... Dude, I knew it. All these
trading post quests are the same. Oh, I don't know if I wanna do this one. I don't know.
Oh, I don't know if I want to do this one right now.
I don't know.
Maybe that's an off-stream quest.
Guys, I'm getting to the point, this game is so big
that I play it off-stream sometimes.
I don't do much.
I like tend my crops.
I manage some stuff at my camp.
But I'm not kidding, this game is so big.
Sometimes I do a little bit of management off-stream.
It's so...
Big.
Like I really feel like even though I'm playing like 10 hours a day, I really feel like I could be playing this game
for 30 days straight. And I still would have stuff to do.
Like granted of course the content at that point is repetitive, but still like fuck me, dude
He was massive
Pig not you guys
I gotta give a prop for all the content in one package.
Oh for sure!
I mean this is exactly how I felt when I played Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
I just couldn't believe how big it was and how every corner turned into something cool.
Like that map design was sick.
That was probably Ubisoft's best game.
It's literally like Odyssey, but better, like it's fucking awesome.
Hold on, I'm in combat.
They'll lose me in a second, hold on.
They're not, okay, hold on. I'll be right back.
Hold on, I'll be right back, it'll lose me in a second, hold on.
I like Odyssey more as a sandbox, sorry was that?
Oh yeah dude, when you were playing Odyssey and you saw like hints of the Minotaur or Cyclops or Medusa
And then you got like they sprinkled it in and you were like wait what and there's like a big door and you're like dude
Whenever I'm strong enough I'm going in there and then you get strong enough and then you fight like Medusa
I'm a mess for you. That was so cool
My lady has found someone with news on your companions
Lord Keg. Wait, did I ring the bell in the minutes?
Nothing I did.
Oh!
New tech, new tech!
night's cloth cloak. I bet you that cape looks sick. Let me go ring the bell at the
menaces.
What can't you sit though? Oh, it's probably for, um, uh, this is, this is where Damien's
from so I think all these quests are gonna be Damian related. Oh fuck is this
another one of those things where I can't ring the bell until I liberated. Yeah I
got a feeling I can't do this yet I'm not gonna I don't think it's gonna let
I'm hearing the bell.
Should I try anyway?
I'm screwed.
This boss battle runs at 10 FPS on Xbox, it's unbeatable.
No way!
Sick!
No way!
I just have 40 hours on this game and I regret buying it now that combat is just so boring
to me.
Yeah, I mean it's not hard if that's what you're looking for.
Oh, I can't use my spirit in here because it's a town, I had to run like a fucking
I do this I gotta run this shit
That's not annoying.
Wonder why it doesn't let me use abilities here.
I'm at
Oh, that's okay.
I'll see if it lets me ring this bell.
Oh my god.
PS5's now 650 euros?
Oh yeah.
I mean, dude, I can't believe those consoles were as cheap as they were for as long as
they were.
That's pretty cool, but...
I mean, a new one will come out eventually, and then a new one will come out, and then a new one will come out, and then a new one will come out.
AAH!
Ah...
This is one part of the game I wish they didn't have, is how cities like this have to be liberated
via the main quest.
And then when they're not liberated via the main quest, it's like awkwardly paced.
Like the city isn't working as it should.
Oh, fuck.
Is this Bella Puzzle?
Ah fuck my ass. Maybe it's in here.
No way.
There's a book in here.
So there's no bell here. Unless... unless there is a bell. Not Isabelle, like the name, but...
I just can't do it right now.
It's higher. It might be higher.
No way you hang on this that's crazy
I don't know no fall
pretty cool
if it lets me ring the bell though it might not
oh my god I need a fucking mallet dude
I don't have a mallet wait I don't need a mallet we're good
it looked really big like I couldn't hold it I could hold it
To the matter of size. I have big hands
What's the best of this mods? I mean no matter what your gear is gonna be insane
So just use use the abyss mods that you like to use
Because this game is not particularly hard. You just
You'll be able to see the whole area!
You're gatecapped by like upgrading your weapons and armor, so like...
The Abyss gear are just... there's tons of them.
There's tons of them for left click, right click, left click, right click, control right click, control left click, alt right click, you know, like just...
Whichever ability you like to spam or whichever combo you like to do, just run that one.
There's no like real clear best, it's just combo related.
Because now I can see this whole Diminus area, which is quite nice. I can see a spire of Clockwork. Wait!
You remember how I did the thing at the start of the stream, the Clockwork boss or whatever?
That puzzle that I bet you I go in here. I do this Clockwork spire.
So it gives me something at the end of it and then I go back and then I could actually finish the puzzle
that I did at the start of the stream.
for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure anyway let's go do nightmare on the
stage that sounds like a boss fight
The only thing that I'm concerned about with how much I'm playing this game is I'm concerned
that I'm gonna do 75% of the content on Cliffs, and then when it's time to do the other
characters.
I will have no content left to do them with.
I won't play the other characters, they're just boring, I don't know.
I think Damien's really cool.
I think Unka is a little boring but still like I think you could create really cool combos with all of the characters like
Unka I would do a shift left click build where you spin the wind and just be a giant beyblade because of how his ability works
Wait for the right time
Oh nighttime
Wait, couldn't you cheese this quest? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Couldn't you use this
quest to skip time and fast forward your days by constantly resetting it? You go to a different
day, you go here, boom skip, go to every day, boom here skip, go to every day, boom
here skip, tech, all I'm saying. That's tech. I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna
do it but I'm telling you the snag.
Oh, it's like one piece.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
So we're clearly doing something with his, uh, we're clearly doing something, like do
we ride the guy?
Do I ride you?
I do?
That doesn't look like a blaster border lens.
I might have to ride this guy.
Super sick.
Honestly, what if I just go on?
I'm not sure.
Super sick.
Honestly, what if I just go to force it?
I don't know, that is a pretty good idea.
Oh, there's a tip.
Oh, it's a stab.
I'm gonna do the jank ass fucking shoo man.
Oh my god, this fight is awful.
One day, one day, they'll have a good fight, one day, one day.
What the heck?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stab, what do you think I'm trying to do, man?
Holy fuck
Holy fuck this guy looks like Mysterio kind of fish
Don't worry, I'll get it eventually.
At some point he'll give me a moment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yours got me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm supposed to...
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think this is possible with my weapons.
I think I need a sword because I can't do any of the proper...
things with an axe.
You know what I'm saying?
I actually think I need to use a sword.
I don't think it's doable with an axe.
I'm gonna do brute force strategy.
Oh my god, brute forcing.
things gonna take forever.
Holy shit.
Okay.
I don't know about the report strat.
That might be a stupid idea.
I might have to put on a sword.
I don't have any leveled up sword, well I do have kind of a leveled up sword, it's
That's my stash, though.
Um, so do I have any decent swords in my infant story or no?
I think I just have my starter sword.
This one.
Yeah, let's see.
of
This is a story about a sonata.
I'm gonna try one more strap. One more strap.
of the
I'll get clapped up please, enough.
Man, that's not...
I thought this strat would work, but it does.
It actually does, man.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Um...
What is happening?
Can I hide here?
Oh...
Damn, you can go far out this arena.
What the hell?
They let you go all the way out here?
I'm just not even in the play-by-by for her.
Oh, damn.
I'm not even in the play-by-by.
I'm just not even in the play-by-by.
Oh, damn.
I'm not even in the play-by-by.
I'm just not even in the play-by-by.
I'm just not even in the fight before her.
Oh, that's how you cheese it. Oh, you just like sit back and you just fucking nature's throw it all back at the guy.
That's funny.
of
At least it's kind of an interesting fight.
I don't really want a nature's grasp and just like throw all the fucking...
I don't want to throw all the missiles back at him. That seems kind of cheese.
Holy...
of
Oh, my... okay. It's just... oh, man. I might go back to just cheating this guy.
Holy reed. Dude, they're so... Every one of these fights, they're so close to designing
it well. They're so close. They're like right there. They're right there.
Oh
Okay
What do you do thank you very cool
I think I have no idea what I'm talking about.
It's comical, really.
Now I'm trying not to cheese him.
I'm trying not to cheese him.
I'm trying to do it the normal way.
get me
Every time I'm about to do my combo
I
Can't fuck people
Hold on I am at its aid you sit right there. Oh, oh, oh
Oh no, I'm gonna meditate, I'm gonna meditate for a second, I'm gonna meditate, we time.
Oh fuck my ass is killing me, I hate that it does this to you, like I said, so close
On the verge. They're on the verge.
On the literal verge, they're making so many fights so cool.
They're right there.
Oh. You're dead.
Oh
So poorly done
It makes me sad.
How are you doing?
Attack him, Motherfucker, what are you climbing for?
I mean, it's your head.
Yeah, I got one of his two.
Yeah, that's bad.
At least it's more interesting than people teleporting around, but my god, is that
bad.
Holy shit, they get rid of one mechanic that fights actually interesting
But yeah, what you could do instead to beat that boss is you could just sit like kind of back here
You just sit here, and you just hold your you hold your meditate and then do this
You just sit here, and you just suck up all the missiles and then just blow it back suck up all the missiles blow back
Suck up all the missiles blow back, and then you just kill the boss
You could cheese it, but they, dude, every boss fight, they're so close, man.
I mean, they could always go back and edit the boss fights, I guess.
They're so close to having such cool fights.
Um, that's like one.
You're gonna sleep?
Oh, I admire your flair for style.
Grimstone immunity.
Oh, is that how I get into that fucking, um...
The thing that was knocked him out yesterday?
I got a fanfare hat.
What does that mean?
I don't have enough money to get the gas mask, do I?
Actually, I do have enough money, but I don't know if I should.
It's a large amount of camp wood.
Now I got a party hat, I guess.
Alright, well...
Okay.
Why is this marked on the map?
Oh, I was gonna come here when I was stronger, I think, I'll only just go there.
And I do the Bert Pina doing that fight.
That fight, it's just, they do unnecessary things in fights to make them, it's not to make them harder,
it's to make them more tedious.
Like for example, every time you slam,
just like any Goliath fight, right?
Any Goliath, they slam and then that's your window.
But in this case, what the boss does is they slam
and then they spawn fireballs and spawn lightning balls.
So you can't, because everything in the game
staggers you, when they go for the slam
and you're gonna go wrap around
or you're gonna do your stab or whatever,
You go wrap around, you go do your stab, and then you get hit by a fireball, or a lightning ball, and you're like, okay, great.
So, the only way- the only reason I killed that boss, actually, is because I just used turning slash.
I just used turning slash with a lightning infuse, and then I staggered him, and then I got my stab in, and then I staggered him, and that's not how the boss is supposed to be designed.
It's not supposed to be designed to kill that way.
He's supposed to do the slam, that's your window, get in and stab.
But if that's the way you designed it as a boss, don't spawn fireballs and lightning balls that can't be avoided.
If they can't be avoided, at least make it so they can't stagger you.
That way you could still go do your fab.
They'll hit you, but at least you don't get pushed back.
And then he stands back up.
That's my point of like, it was so close.
And it's always like that with every little fight. They're like...
Right there to making something really cool
At least the bosses look cool. They just don't play cool. Unfortunately. I have a bummer
Being bounties are worth the hassle. Yeah, they give you a rep contribution rep is nice
Then it'd be too easy, no?
Not necessarily.
It would be designed in a way that...
Like, because it's impossible.
The way I said it is impossible.
Like, what they designed instead is something that's impossible.
Not the boss being impossible, but like...
They give you the window and then they take it away.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't give a player a window and then rip it away, unless it's a timed window, then obviously you didn't make it in time, but it's not that.
The only way I beat it, seriously, the only way I beat that boss is because I essentially stagger-cheesed it, like that's it.
There was no, I wouldn't have beat that boss, normally. I would have had to cheese it somehow.
I gotta get my dog out.
Oh, there's a boss in here, I think.
One step ahead, Defeat Mazul.
Wait, what?
Who the fuck's Mazul?
Oh!
Who's this guy?
Another boss?
Okay.
Items not for me, but I get a golden beer.
Oh, that's probably a permanent health buff.
I'll do that after this.
one of the skill to make that meditate, than give me more ship back faster
and then it takes a really slow
that this
was a third one to
What does the passive do?
No.
Meditate gives you stuff back so slowly.
Probably just eat spirit food.
Yeah, I was thinking about farming meals that give me both food.
Because if I had like a hundred food that was health and spirit,
everything would be a joke.
The spirit is always what you're behind on.
But there is food, I just haven't farmed it, because I'm lazy.
Um.
And...
Oh boy.
It's some kind of puzzle, and of course it's...
It's the forces in the dark.
Why wouldn't it be?
Why couldn't I do a puzzle that fucking during the day, Pepper?
That would never happen to me.
I don't know.
My dog looted anything.
Look at all this stuff on the ground, doggy.
Oh, never mind.
It's just jars. You're okay. Don't move that.
Go sorry.
I don't know what the puzzle is.
Rake everything?
I might go kill the boss, but I'm dead.
I can't see shit.
I think I'm going to have to get out of here and get out of here and get out of here.
Maybe I climb the tree or something.
Lantern makes it harder to see.
Might be something to do with these... these things.
Wait. No.
Can I pick these jars up?
No. I was like, what if I place something on the jar? No.
This is giving me no context to it at all.
Maybe I put wind into the...
Hold on, I gotta kill these guys.
Wait, he dropped the full ass fucking artifact?
Maybe Jar... Jar guys are... great.
They dropped full ass artifacts, let's go.
My doggy spawned, I think.
What's a bird?
I'm gonna assume I break all the jars. That's the only thing I could think of
Wait, maybe I do something with the jar
No
Maybe I
Want to put the jar on this I do that I
Mean it's got to be something with the jars like come on these guys are made of jars. There's jars everywhere
I don't know I
maybe too stupid to figure this one out
we're not stupid but
don't have the patience
i actually don't know
i'll just keep you out of here
Okay, I'm gonna go kill this boss.
This just sounds fun.
Why is it always night?
I know man.
I fucking hate it.
I hate it so much.
I wish I could stop time.
I really do.
i mean i can go sleep
did that lag admission finish?
it's been 60...
it's been 60 hours
oh shit i think the lag admission finished
I'll say it ain't so.
I'm glad my guys make this just because I'm gonna sleep for 12 hours and it'll finish.
I'm just doing construction orders too, because I'm just such a good person, you know?
I should've- I should've- I put all my construction guys- dude, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass.
Hold on, I put two construction guys in here, like a stupid piece of shit.
Hold on.
One construction guy.
I can't use anything that spends money.
All right, I got a wagon now, right?
Now what?
Load supply to wagon.
Oh, shit.
Do I try to sell stone and see what happens?
I think I do.
I think I load over 100,000 stone and wood into my wagon and see if anywhere in the
world will take it.
I don't know.
I don't know how the system works.
No, no, no, no, no, it's not the button I press
You're okay if you got standing you were good we're good
All right, I'm gonna load up load up all this shit right now. I'm gonna see
I need something packed you've come to the right post royal tree is the best way to make
package would do like whatever we'll do like 80,000 would and then
And then like a bunch of stone and then just like a bunch of what we're just going to wait.
I can't do that.
I have to do they have to do it in 25s.
Don't you?
I didn't think that one through.
Okay, we'll do food.
All right.
I just want to see if this is I want to see if this works the way I'm thinking.
If I go here, I'm going to supply the one guy and then I max my stone and max
September
provisions
And I unfortunately don't have enough of the rest of the shirt, but that's fine
Okay, don't forget to check your wagon regularly. I don't know if I have to take this to a spot that buys stone
You can truck the village on this game. Yeah, I have a feeling it's gonna turn into a fucking castle. It's seeming that way I
I don't know if they buy it at every trade post or what?
Um...
Where, buddy?
Let's hope the wagon doesn't fuckin' flip.
Holy shit, we are mobbin'.
Get some air. Jesus Christ. This may not work the way I'm thinking. Only time will tell when
I get to this trading post. I have a really strong feeling that it has to be a post that
is looking to buy these materials?
Let's see.
and
interested in where's from the park on the world
uh...
well it does sell
it just doesn't sell for very much
but this guy also doesn't seem to
buy it
i think you have to go
oh my god i think you have to go to a vendor that
wants to buy it
how the hell
are you supposed to know which trade vendor
wants to buy those
Besides going to every single one, I guess.
Yo, that's crazy.
Double click on foreign trade sites.
Give it to us.
Oh my God.
well I don't even know where any trading posts are besides this one this is the
only one I've ever found all right well at least we have our answer so holy fuck
That is crazy
So you only want to do this trading shit if you have literally a
full
Well, that's what you mean when it breaks
All right
We're gonna go ahead and go ahead and reset that save
That was about eight minutes ago.
Wow.
That, okay, I understand how trading works now.
That is super, super, super, only worth if you could accumulate enough of really expensive
material that can fill a whole wagon of every slot because then you could sell it and get like
hundreds of thousands of silver but that would take so long.
Well, how am I?
Okay, so we backed up.
We- it auto-saved when we saved our provisions, I think.
We should have a bunch of...
It's all gone.
Unless it's in the wagon.
I'm assuming it's in the wagon.
Well, it's all in the wagon, okay.
We're gonna move all this to storage so I don't lose it.
Okay.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I think it's a really cool system, but my God, that's insane.
and they get really good, like, stone, and they make really good weapons.
You do that, and over the course of fucking...
a week in-game, I guess, you'll have...
a lot of goods, I guess? That's a long-term commitment. It's cool!
Um, it's definitely not a short-term thing. It's a long-term thing.
Hello boss man. I'm gonna fight you now.
Oh
don't kill me oh hold on stay right there I'm meditating don't you don't you
move I'm coming back for you what's up man
These bosses would be so easy if I walk on them.
The amount of times I just fucking my character just goes so fast, every boss.
Wait, that was it?
I don't even kill him?
Oh, lost champ. Tempest of destruction. Good or no.
Oh man, it's the fucking...
Chatters the earth when you grab a guy and slam him.
It's like an AOE ability when you fucking choke slam someone.
And then I got a goblet of blood.
France double mission dispatch rewards.
permanent double mission dispatch rewards wait wait wait so you're telling me when I get 8k
monies I get 16k monies that's insane okay okay we're ramping our camp is ramping
because you healed it while you meditated you know
Better than Eldin Ring though? That's crazy. Yeah man. I don't know what you're referring
to but yeah man. I don't know if you guys know this but everything on Twitter, I'm
assuming you're going from Flitter is not real. Delete that app as soon as you can.
Poisoned or something.
All of Twitter is either people faking, oh I'm dying, is this, is this gas or something?
No, it's killing me.
Um, yeah, all of Twitter is just fucking either people faking everything about other people
or just bots.
They're like, nothing's real.
is real on that platform. You're not communicating with a single fucking human. Just delete it,
I promise. I promise you. Twitter might be the worst social platform who ever had exist.
Ever. It's not real. None of it.
Well, I already got this reward.
I don't know why I was taking damage still.
What about TikTok?
I mean, TikTok is also getting there, but I mean, it's a little bit more real than fucking
Twitter, though.
Unfortunately, it's too easy to, like, make money by not doing anything.
So, people are just gonna do that.
AI is enabling that as well, right? Like, half the things you're seeing are not real.
They're not from a real person. They're just bots posting things or repeat posting things.
Even Reddit, like, it's all fucked. Every social media platform is so fucked.
I mean, shit, eventually Twitch is just gonna be people that aren't real either.
It already kinda is. I feel like half the chatters aren't real.
And then at some point half the streamers won't be real and then then what fuck?
We're talking about that internet theory
Yes, we're talking about that internet theory, but on Twitter the people that are real
Are just abusing and exploiting right?
So it's fake people
And then real fake people
Wonder why I was dying here
Gotta be some poison or some shit
Oh, this shit's like that's a oh, I can't be this low. Oh fuck
So down there is bad
Oh, is that the brimstone gas?
That's probably the brimstone gas.
They all have gas, man.
I don't have a gas, man.
I should have bought that one.
What do you got, me?
Me?
Got me.
On.
Let me meditate.
Back off.
Let me meditate.
And you have no money my dog needs to be looting this game as an insane round of
Yeah, kind of the point a little bit.
a mage build? Not really. You could like infuse stuff with elements but not really mage build
though. It's all melee. I mean there's like guns and stuff, bows, but like not really mage, you know?
My dog's looting.
If I could see my spirit and my lightning, like it's weird that I could only see one.
I don't know how much spirit I have ever.
If I have my lightning on.
Can I swap back to this, and then it'll still do my lightning?
Oh, it's the same... Oh, it's just a different look. Oh, I see.
It was not too different mirrors.
Where's my dog?
He's lost.
He has a waist.
Where's my dog?
He has a waist.
Yeah, I don't have a problem, but the spammy style is just because it looks cool.
I can't tell if it's a good one.
Kill it!
I'm gonna kill this bitch!
Hell yeah!
Oh my god, I'm so far away!
Looks like you're grinding on Black Desert.
Yeah, it's kind of feels like that when you're clearing some of these camps.
You don't need to clear them though.
You could use your, um, your men.
Men can clear all this shit too, which is kind of cool.
You could literally, at one, at a certain point, if you wanted, you could literally
just AFK this game and have your men do everything.
Like, obviously, you know, they won't be able to kill bosses and do quests, but
like you want to liberate the whole map or get money or
I don't know get some items I guess your men could do it
can they farm for you I mean yeah yeah they just can't like fight bosses and stuff
and do quests like you get every map that's like owned by bad men
you just send your dudes to play around and do a map, dude
why are you attacking me?
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Sorry, sure.
Here to kill the last leaves, man.
Kill it, man!
have so many years with so many little people typing I've you bought I've been
doing it for 15 years is that crazy I've been able to get away with cheating
the system for 15 years I know I sound like I'm kidding but I'm serious
I'm thinking they have a cell here.
Not just me.
But the real answer is how are so little people typing?
One, most of my community's gamers, I'm sure they're gaming right now.
Two, I've been live for nine hours, the longer you've been live for, the less people will
type because I'm sure 60% of them went to sleep or just left it on by accident, just
AFK or something.
And then that leaves you with the small percentage of lurkers, which people who never type.
Like there's probably, I would assume there's like 30% of everyone's viewers, maybe more.
Do not type and have never typed in any chat ever.
Visit the farm.
The Ska Farm!
Oh my god, let's visit the Ska Farm, guys.
I feel called out. No, no, no. It's not a bad thing. I just mean like people's viewership
doesn't equal people's chatters. Every community is different. Like, dude, I've seen people
like Surefour or John Masayoshi? Dude, Masayoshi's viewership to chat or ratio is insane. That
guy's chat, you would think he's like a 30k streamer. That guy's chat is moving. Surefour's
chat moves. Super TF is chat moves. There's just people that they're chat, like that's
Because their whole culture of their stream is just giga-chatters.
I honestly feel like I have a lot of...
I don't want to say it.
I...
Ugh, okay.
I don't mean this as a bad thing, okay?
Because I'm in the same bucket.
But I think I have a lot of old people.
Dads and moms.
Like myself.
I don't like saying that out loud.
The message.
Okay.
I just, I feel like I just got a bunch of old men and men and men and women here.
I just, I don't know.
That's what it is.
Not a bad thing.
Not a bad thing at all, just is.
Mazul, he's better known as a...oh wait, I never killed him.
Oh, this continues this quest.
Visit the Crescent Lake again?
A hidden reward is waiting for you at the Crescent Lake.
Wait, I've already been here and I fought a crab.
There's no way they use two boss fights in this area.
Or is it supposed to be a trap, but I already killed the crab? Let's see.
It'd be interesting to see how many old women are here, not the ones who play women in-game.
Okay, bro, that guy's on the prowl. Look out. Women don't type. Don't type at all.
Some of us are much older than you.
No, I know.
I'm just an old asshole.
I'm actually not an asshole.
But I do sound like one, I feel like.
I feel like I often sound like an asshole.
It's my tone, really.
I swear I'm not that mean.
I don't bite.
Okay, I'm soft, not bad.
You could be a soft asshole, you should see mine.
This area is really pretty.
The Crescent Lake area, I love this spot, except for the waterfall dev bro, like someone,
Tell this guy that his waterfalls don't work past 10 meters. Somebody tell the dead because like what the fuck is this?
Check your surroundings hidden treasure map 12 I skipped a bat piece fucking tw- wait
Isn't that literally?
Right there
Oh, Night Lord Sword.
Oh.
Ah.
Oh, oh, oh.
Is that a one-hander?
That's a really cool-looking sword.
Cool.
Health Siphon.
Oh.
I wondered if you could do a leech kind of setup.
I guess you might be able to.
It's definitely a cool looking sword, but it's not as good as my axes.
I have yet to find anything better than my axe.
I bet you there's probably a singular item that's better than my axe.
A one-hander.
I bet you there's only one one-hander that's better in the entirety of the game.
And that, I'm not even sure about.
I actually don't, I don't even know if that's fully true.
I'm just guessing.
There should be.
I was wearing the wrong armor this whole time.
I wonder I was taking so much damage.
Anyway, it says there's a treasure here.
Where do you get the axe? You have to liberate a certain camp, and then the vendor sells it there.
Or I can't see.
I've already looted this.
Man, I bit in here.
Sick treasure map.
We're sure it's that thing, right?
Shirts treasure map 12. This is this is the same area, right? Yeah, it's saying this waterfall. That's lame
That would be cool if they didn't have the little men
But when you see so tech for waterfalls if you see this a little man right here
You could go inside of it. If you don't see this man, you can't go in
so
Yeah, having a treasure map and when you have that man is kind of
I'm too lazy to blot my fucking mining drill.
Was that the end of the quest chain?
No way, right?
I was hunting that boss.
There's no way it would just like abruptly end.
I have to pee really badly.
I guess I did abruptly end.
I already got that.
I just never cleared the camp.
Yeah, I guess I did abruptly end.
Interesting.
Um, where'd the wagon has been crafted?
Uh, fuck, that's so bad.
Holy shit, I got a piece of bad. I got a piece of bad. Oh my god. Mama Mia. Oh
Trading this game now ten out of ten best game ever made
No, my actual rating of this game though is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is
Now, I originally rated this game 7, and then I was like, okay, it's like 7 and a half.
And I still think the game's systems and like the jankiness of it still keeps it that
low.
I think the game's size, scale, exploration, quest density, boss density, item density,
everything.
All of that is immaculate.
It's like 10 out of 10.
Like really, that part is so good.
But I just think everything else bogs it down so hard that I think it's still a 7.5.
I really think it still is.
Even though it does the exploration and the world so well.
I think it's just such a janky game that it will never pass that rating for me.
By the way, my weapons are fucking juiced.
Like fucking juiced.
Are we for real?
I need to juice up my armor, because like, my weapons are insane.
Hello?
Oh my goodness, I'm just, I haven't juiced up my armor because I truly haven't found
any armor that actually looks good.
Like, I wanna try to find something drippy, something that looks super cool, and it just
doesn't look- Oh my god, how many fucking pickaxes did
I get?
They need to sell junk option.
This Nightlord Sword is good though.
I don't know, well it's not good, but it is cool.
It's a one attack speed base.
Almost full inventory. 240. Getting there.
Dark yellow die.
Do you learn these dies? I forgot. You use them and they add their perm on your pallet, right?
Yeah.
But yeah, I've upgraded my weapons. In case you're wondering why I do so much damage,
because when I fight these bosses, they fucking die. Like when I fight a boss and I get
I'm in a DPS window they perish and the main reason I do so much damage is
literally nothing more than the fact that I leveled up my weapons that's it like
this games like there is things you can do like for example I play turning slash
turning slash spinning slash that's what I do I do spinning slash turning slash
So I built my weapons to have crow's pursuit which is spinning slash, ground surge which
is turning slash, and then this is also turning slash.
I'm hoping that I can replace Spirit Siphon with something else that does a spinning
slash.
So crow's pursuit is spinning slash, ground surge is turning slash.
So like when you're putting, when you're trying to do more damage, obviously you want to upgrade
your weapons.
You upgrade your weapons, you're going to do the most damage.
Like it's insane the difference of a 16 attack versus 20 attack.
It doesn't sound like a lot, but it's huge.
Also, and my helmet has turning slash damage, that's why it does so much.
That 35% is insane.
It's so high.
That is, that scales so fucking high.
But yeah, I just need something that gives me, I need something like this that's turning slash, but I need it spinning slash, and I need something else that's like crows pursuit for spinning slash.
And ideally, I think you want to have when you're making a quote unquote build this game is pretty easy so you don't need to make you don't need to be that sweaty with it if you don't want to.
you don't want to. But I think ideally you have like one or two combos and then you juice
all of your armor to buff those one or two combos and then you just do combo one, combo
two, combo one, combo two, combo one, combo two. Ideally if you want to min max your
damage like that's probably what you're going to do. Like you wouldn't want to spread
yourself thin and like have a right click and then a left click and then a left right
click and then a f left click and then an f right click and then an alt right click
then if you have six gems it's just like what the fuck are we doing that's
also why I think one-handers are better than two-handers by the way because
you technically have six sockets instead of five sockets so it could enable even
one extra potential combo but yeah I've done all of this with no spoilers so I'm
I'm trying my best to maintain no spoilers.
So that way I get really excited when I find something
that's for Turning Slash or Spinning Slash.
I'm like, holy shit, like I found Ground Surge recently
from a boss.
It's the main story boss to be fair,
which wasn't that exciting.
But still, I saw that, I was like, oh shit,
that's perfect, that's what I'm running.
So, yeah.
But yeah, when it comes to upgrades for anything, it's all the same like I could max this blackwing leather armor
And it's gonna be I can use it for the whole game because there's not there's nothing that's like that much
Better it's just something that's slightly different
like for example, I have this
Cuckoo cold resistant armor, and it's the frost cursed armor. That's a special version and it's good
It could be refined, 18, pretty good, move speed 2, no sockets, but it turns ice damage
and you blow up into ice if you get hit with enough ice damage.
And then there's a counterpart to that too which I was trying to get without spoilers
is there's a, there's a, I saw the boss once, he was up here somewhere, he was here
I think? He's right here.
If I look around this area, I bet you I could find where you actually kill him.
Maybe I will.
Let's take this.
What's money did I get from clearing that camp?
Oh, I wanted to try one more thing.
Fuck.
Hold on.
since I so I'm my goal is to run fire I don't want to run lightning I'm only
running lightning because I haven't found fire
and so I have a lightning
piece I want to see what it does I forgot I forgot I got one lightning
piece and I want to see if it'll just help
instead of
fire's crazy cool yeah I want to run fire I have an ability that looks really cool but
I have a landing ability too um I don't want to try I did something for some fun
Muck, Root, Ranch.
This is why I want fire.
I want volcanic eruption.
I think it's going to be so strong, but there is a, there's an element for everything.
So is this one orbs of lightning?
Now I think when I use my lightning ability, what does this do again?
If I use my Lightning ability, it'll spawn orbs of lightning. That's what I wanted to put in my gear.
Yeah.
Put that in real quick.
I'm back shrouded. Could you come to my birthday party?
Uh, yeah, man.
Just send me an email. I'll be there.
Oh, speaking of which, okay, is this weird?
I've been thinking about throwing a neighborhood block party. Is that weird?
I don't know how to-
We meet again.
I- okay, me and Hannah wanna meet our neighbors.
But like you don't just like walk up to them and like knock on their door and be like hey, what's up?
Nice to meet you
Let's hang out some time
So like what if you threw a party for your neighbors? Is that a normal thing that people do in 2026 or no?
Block parties are normal.
Okay, alright.
All I wanted to hear.
Chicken chaisa.
Neighbors could be creeps.
Christ, I'm willing to pay.
Okay, so it's gonna make me take more damage, but fuck it.
Wanda at your leisure. See what calls to you.
I have been waiting for you. I have been waiting for- farewell.
Oh, yeah, I don't know if you guys know but if you see any vendors like that that are pretty juicy
Build your trust with them
Build your trust with them and then they'll offer new shit, which is quite cool
I want to find another boss
I'm gonna boss in kind of mood. I
Want to try to find this fire boss guy? I want to try to find him. This is gonna be sheer
fucking luck this
i can't do yet
this is in the dark zone or whatever
dc
uh...
where did i think i saw the bosses here i'm gonna try to find this guy
this guy i think is going to drop the scorch flamethrower and i think the
scorch flamethrower is really cool
both visually and
utility i guess you kinda needed the set for each time
Okay, so if I was a boss, where would I be?
My defense is scary low.
That is what it is.
That's what the food's for.
Okay, if that was a boss, where would I be?
If that was a boss, where would I be?
Whoa, these guys, oh, these are bounty hunters.
That's like weird symbol
Oh, I should have went to a grindstone anvil I am fighting a boss their boss in here. I don't know let's find out
out. What the hell are these tree people?
Oh fuck, I'll be three people.
You're not a boss, but you're something.
What am I meant to say?
Oh shit, that was kind of tanky.
What the jank is happening?
one for me never seen that looks like a classic turn on the fireplace is that a
shield why are they always shields man
Lazing shield. I've already gotten one of these.
What is he back in here?
That's that, I guess.
A little low.
a little low to leave it
as you kill me as a friendly tree use he was read a trains here
Wait, my curiosity, I need to know.
Oh, it's coming so fast!
Alright.
It stopped!
Save first? Nah, nothing happens when you die.
You're actually more, you're incentivized to die.
Um, actually, yeah, you're incentivized to die.
Especially if you don't want to waste any of your good food.
Like, it's actually better to die.
Like, if you have some shit food, whatever, eat it.
Move on.
But if you have really good food, you're better off just dying,
resetting your health, going again.
Because you don't lose anything.
Imagine a hardcore run, that could be fun.
I mean no, with how janked the combat is, oh my god, I think if you're a psychopath
maybe.
I mean at some point you'll get so used to the combat, the jankness of it and everything,
It'll just aim the legendary steed boiler
The fuck is a boiler brocade. Oh
My god this this this has you taming every legendary horse all three of them
That's what you get for it at this crystal
That's crazy. Oh
Oh my god, look at all those things to kill.
I won't though.
Do you use voice changers in games like Daisy?
No, I should though.
You found the flamingo meat farm?
Flamingo?
No, but I found some pros or some birds or something.
That was a boss I'd be in here.
seems boss-like you enjoy this game would you play it if it wasn't for a
stream yeah I think I would play with thousand push with stream it's like I
mean I've been streaming my whole fucking life at this point but I've always
enjoyed a good old-fashioned RPG just playing to myself like at this point
after streaming for 15 years I don't know if I could really play any game
without streaming I think it feel really weird there's a few games that I play
like guilty for the pleasures of mind like Diablo 4 or something but or Diablo
to or whatever but yeah I mean the amount of RPGs I played by myself was kind of
crazy oh Merrick the knight of fortune that's the guy I was looking for I don't
know if this is like the boss that has the scorch flame chest I'm just guessing
but let's see so fight him
what's up sir
How dare you lay your greedy hands on my dogs!
You'll pay for it with your life!
Oh, you're dying, Kajama!
This guy carries you, cool!
Hold on, he's beating my ass.
Man, he does the blue.
God, the blues, man.
The blues.
Okay, let's try that one again.
This guy seems cool.
Hold on.
Wow, another TP boss.
I mean, they have two things.
Either they're golems that don't move and are ass or they move around and they teleport
and they hit you with the blues.
Listen.
Hey, it's not about the mechanics.
It's about the vibes, okay?
The fights are for the vibes.
As long as the vibes are high, we're high.
Thanks for fucking ads, man.
Oh, he's getting hurt.
I can't hit him.
There's the blue.
Yeah.
This dirty dog.
Aw, I thought I could trade him.
Oh shit, I'm not butting a hit.
I was paying attention.
Imagine if ESO had this decent combat, but no they still have combat for 2014.
I like ESO's combat.
I think it's their animations that look bad, but they're reworking them.
I think... I think this was not that safe.
Why is my lightning not working?
Hello?
Work!
Thank you.
They're parried, Motherfucker.
Hold on, I'm gonna have to stand up. Do you feel for a sec?
Oh, he's doing the blues! He's doing the blues!
He's doing the blues! The classic.
Classic immune phase.
What's that?
That's for being a boss that fucking kills the guy in front of you and just gets back up.
He didn't give me the item that I thought he would.
Fuck.
What do you give me? A book.
Merrick, the knight of fortune, suffice of getting conversion.
The avid device appears to be more than just the work of a blacksmith.
It seems forged from the essence of alchemy. The witches may know how to use it.
Very cool, okay.
A very interesting item, I like that.
And then, what did he give me? A sword?
sort of greed
Okay, well first glance it's ass. What's a walker?
Another finisher that's fun
So I have another so this is like another thing you can do is if you want to play like a finisher builds
Order from above. I have another one. That's a finisher as well. So like when I use it it spawns
What is the other one that I have?
Anyway, you could combine them all.
So if you wanted to have a weapon that had a bunch of finishers, like maybe a one-hander
and a shield, and then you just put a bunch of finishers inside of it, you could play a
finisher style builds.
And different builds are kind of better against different mob types, which is neat, I guess.
You actually end up...
Oh, Rain of Arrows, that's what it was.
It was Rain of Arrows.
Yeah, thank you.
I think this game, when you have all of your gears and a bunch of weapons leveled
up and you have like options. I think it could be fun to use different like combos. Like obviously
right now I'm kind of doing the same combo because it's just what I'm running but the
alternative is have like a set of weapons for like bandits and then maybe you'll have
like a set of weapons for like I don't know big boss dudes or some shit. Like you could
do stuff like that which is fun or you could do none of it
world is your oyster all right so I still have to finish this quest thank you
the bear for the gift
Oh, a grindstone and an anvil. That would have been great before the boss. I don't know if he did that.
Is there more than bleed bandits? Yeah, man. There's 400 different types of monsters in this game.
Granted, I think the monsters... I think they say there's 400 creatures, but I think a lot of them are...
Yeah, I mean a lot of them are kind of like butterflies and fish and some birds.
They kind of rope everything in, mysterious creatures.
And then there's like people.
This is where you'll see like either named people or like bandits or bosses or witches.
um
we had there is different
types of creatures and bosses it's just uh...
might not feel like that because you fight so many human
even now
I'm just fighting a stronger version of a bandit, you know what I mean?
I really wish I could upgrade this meditation, so it fucking gives me spirit faster.
It's so slow.
That spawned my dog.
Are there fantasy, like, huge creatures to fight?
Or only, like, animals?
No, there's...
I mean, I fought a mecha-golem, I fought a giant mining crab.
So here's the thing about this game.
They try to do really creative boss fights, and just really creative fights in general.
But the game is so janky and it ends up being more aggravating than not.
But they do try.
They definitely do try, for sure.
the
and means
but yeah this game like it has a lot of combos and a lot of like cool ways to
like
chain fights together
uh... they're unnecessary but if you want to just like look stylish this is
definitely going to be a game for you you don't have to do it
but my god you will look cool doing it if you want to
if you want to you could look pretty sweet
You can look pretty sweet.
Oh yeah, I forgot I could upgrade this more, but it doesn't matter, right?
No, doesn't it?
that you can't upgrade until you get the other stuff
that's looking if there's any skills that I missed but not really
that's really
I have all the essential skills that I need. I don't really need anything else.
This is just for fun.
For the ride.
I don't know why my lightning's not happening.
Huh!
Oh!
Walked into a pit.
Right.
Oh my god, so far?
Oh no, not.
Oh my...
Oh no, it's the...
That's right.
Wait, is it daytime?
Was it nighttime?
I don't know what to do with that map.
of
the fact that that's the risk and said no yellow paint through it out there to me the fat ass
So they did, they actually do have some quests with yellow paint.
Oh, I got some lightning spears.
Oh no, it's not the cuckoo spears though.
Oh, these have Dura.
Oh are these, wait, can I weave this in? Hold on.
Is this the z-weave?
Hold on, I'm gonna try the next.
That's cool.
Those are pretty useful to weave in, actually, because they have Dura, and they do pretty
good damn.
Those are fun to weave in.
I don't know if there's anything...
Is there skills for we...
I already have it maxed to weave in, right?
Yeah.
There's not much else you could do there.
of grapple could be fun. Just to do this. Don't you need to talk to that cuckoo guy?
I do, yeah. Yo, can my dog... listen, see all these bodies? I need you to loot them.
Thanks for the love of God.
you
I'm gonna be a larger percent of people here somewhere right like
There's just no way we're just doing this with three guys, three parties.
There's gonna be more men somewhere.
Three men in.
There's just a couple men sprinkled here.
You won't go away!
There we go, here's a man, they're all respawned I guess.
Hold on, I need, hold on, I need a break, I need a break, one second.
Yeah, he's one second one second one second any break your break
I know my lighting's not working, but it's fine
Off you fight a boss as much as you want I guess you could kind of like go looking for
him.
You could spend this whole game fighting it's kind of interesting you could spend this whole
game fighting or you could spend this whole game doing puzzles.
Or you could try to obviously weave it between like I I spent like I think I spent six
hours doing puzzles today.
you really run through that spirit lightning like crazy yeah yeah you do
let me go to a witch and see do I go to any which doesn't matter
I'm just going to go to the starter witch, because I have this thing that says maybe
a witch knows what to do with it.
I don't know if that's like a certain witch or any witch.
I wonder how this works.
It has to be a certain witch, because there's an item that I got from killing that boss, and it says,
It seems forged from the essence of alchemy, the witches may know how to use it.
So...
I have a feeling I need to find a certain witch, and know how to use it.
Very specific witch.
I don't think I have any quest logs for it, no.
It didn't really pop up or anything.
Probably the witch in the region you found it.
That would make sense.
The problem is, I don't know where the witch is in this area.
I'm not sure.
But that's kind of the problem.
I could try to ring the bell
in Tashkip
It's been 30 minutes throwing baby go-trap with Cliff
Hell yeah
Some things you shouldn't say out loud, you know?
move move move oh my god fucking stuck in a tent every warrior counts on the
weapon
I like these gloves, and they look cool.
Hold on, I might be able to give him some goodies.
I'm gonna give him some stuff, if he has any cool stuff, tender-wise.
This is for you. That's worth more than coin.
Searching for sturdy blades?
Ah, he... had nothing.
That's a good spear.
That's also a good spear.
I
Play my skills are always at your disposal
You want your horse army after the contribution, Bender?
No, I'm saving my contribution to send men out.
It's just a city.
Where's this place?
Dawn Reash.
Dude, when I got that sword in Dawn Guard in Skyrim, oh my God, I thought that was
so cool.
i thought that shit was so fucking cool
i don't actually know where the main city is in this place
Oh my god, I gotta get this. I'm so sorry.
I hit floodstone.
Gonna swap my armor around.
Gotta get my drill.
Unlucky.
I need counter heat, you need enough heat resist, I don't have enough but...
There's usually a boss that drops a really good resistance thing in every biome, I don't
know where this one is.
I'm kind of hoping I stumble upon him by accident, because the heat-resistant one looks really
cool.
I don't know where the town is here, running around blindly.
Boiling rain, dude, the rain would feel so nice.
Oh my god, imagine being in the desert and it rains. Oh my god, Lucinda!
Can you hear your horse? Uh, give a nice little punch.
What the hell's happening?
What is going on? That was a bug.
This is gonna go in.
I'm actually playing doing a waking right now. I can't wait to play that game again.
Oh my god, the game is so good. It actually it's for sure top five survival games of all time. It's so good
So good
You think you guys think daisies is a rebel game
Like part of me wants to fit that in the survival game category, but at times I feel like it's not
I don't know
I think I would enjoy Rust a lot if I wasn't a streamer.
I think if I was a normie, Rust would be a really, really fun game.
I think I'm going to f- oh I'm going the wrong way!
I wonder I'm so confused.
I'm not finding Tashkilt, because I'm not in fucking Tashkilt anymore.
I do have the fish element.
I guess I could use it.
That's not enough heat.
Now I look like a fish.
Where am I? Dude, I'm still going the wrong way.
Put a marker down.
Daisy's perfect, but the developers are suckers.
Oh yeah, there's like five of them.
There's like five Czech Republic developers somewhere working on Daisy.
What do you want from them, man?
Bohemia fucking probably treats them like shit.
Or maybe it treats those five people really well, I don't know.
I think Daisy could be in the same game.
If they wanted to, they could probably just dump a little bit of money.
A little bit of dev work.
And that game could be so much better than it is now.
But the problem is...
Why?
You know?
I think what's the point?
Is it Bohemia? Like 500 plus people? Yeah, Bohemia is big.
But the DayZ department's like no one.
There's like...
I literally think there's like 10 developers.
It's a hot air balloon work here.
Nah, I think it's just bugged.
I think the hot air balloon is full bugged.
Oh, it's a lot of men to kill.
Tempting.
But I'm on a mission.
Is this what it is?
Erdva.
Is this what's it is?
Erdva.
Is there a bell in Erdva?
I didn't check.
Wait, it's blocked by the Atumbra.
What the fuck?
I've been here and there was no Atumbra.
Places cool as fuck yeah a lot of these areas look cool
I'm gonna be honest a lot of areas look cool, but they're kind of like nothing's going on on them
However, they do look cool
Not get me wrong where am I going?
Okay, catch that
Yeah, how's you having Daisy? I don't know a little over a thousand I think
Help me find my dog? Is that a side quest?
My god, this isn't actually a side quest.
This is for sure a trap.
too dangerous for me to go alone
he reckons
he's like family to me
will you come with me
hurry
this is a trap
holy
i've already been up here
there's a bunch of bad men bro
i'm afraid i'll never find him
Yeah, it makes sense that it's not actually a quest, it's just a trap.
Because they didn't have an exclamation point, so it was like made to deceive you to be
like, oh this is a quest, nope it's a trap.
Maybe random boss?
It's gonna be these ruins up ahead where I saw these guys and they're just gonna attack me
Wait it was actually I think it said quest completed so
It actually kind of was a quest
He's a liar.
Oh, that's so fucking cute.
Can you stream in 4K if you wanted to?
Um, technically, yeah, I mean, I would need a 4K capture card.
I have one laying around.
three hyenas without moving more than 20 meters. I haven't even seen a hyena. There's a hyenas?
Hell yeah. Did you try some Slay the Spire? No, but I think I would fucking love that game.
I think Slay the Spire would probably have me by the balls.
I just wish Twitch just let us use whatever bitrate we
We, you know, we wanted, but it's too expensive, so...
I get it.
I wish I could use my fucking blinding light on horseback longer than one second.
There's another streaming platform.
I mean you can do it on Twitch or on YouTube I think, right?
YouTube, does YouTube allow 4K streaming?
I think so, right?
But the problem is, I don't know.
I don't know if I... Oh is this Klepka or whatever?
Check out the expedition request.
Talk to the graven... Okay, this is it.
Hashkelp.
What the hell did I say?
Damn, there's a lot of quests here!
This game is side quest city, man, I'm telling you.
Side quests are goaded though because they save you a lot of time.
Like if you want to go kill bosses, side quests often leave the bosses.
A lot of them do, actually.
Where's the faster one here?
There's no bell in this town.
Oh my god, there's so many question marks.
Holy fuck.
There's so many question marks and so many side quests.
I'm such a sucker for side quests, so I get it.
See where all my money goes, by the way, buying all this shit.
Ooh, drippy!
It's not that drippy.
This is the single biggest RPG.
It's definitely big for sure.
It's big.
And I'm not talking about the game.
How do I get down here?
just aim down man just do the thing that you've always done
okay you can't do it here great it still worked kind of
trust not as the most is it not oh sorry man I didn't know your shop was
I'm fucking stuck. Let me out, let me out, let me out.
Okay, I just bought something for two silver.
We guarantee safe transactions.
Please let me out of this store. Oh my.
God that was infuriating I don't know what's up with your character sometimes
getting like, literally stuck.
Oh, there's a bell.
You play one game for the rest of your life.
What would you choose?
Crimson Desert.
There's a cat on the the the the the the the bell or the the the the tower there's cat there
No, my answer would always be World of Warcraft man World of Warcraft has so much content
I didn't think you'd find me this fast. Well, you deserve something for a present.
I'll make the whole place this bell watch. Ha! No fights needed!
I want to see if the kitty does anything special, I doubt it.
Wait up, little kitty!
oh my god oh my god that's so sweet oh my god you're such a cute little kitty aren't
you. Yeah, as you are. I'll keep giving you pets until you stop giving me trust.
Can you have a pet cat to loot or is it only dogs?
Are you gonna have a cat too? Oh, that's so sweet.
I think that's Max.
Let me put you down, Mochini.
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to drop you some bird meat.
Actually, no, that's some good shit.
You know, you know, you don't want that.
You want some, you want something.
You, bones?
No, it's for dogs.
I mean, I don't have fish. The fish would do wonders for this cat.
What about?
Honestly, just take me. There you go. I don't care.
Eat that shit.
Holy water!
Now return to the nobles of quest I've already done.
I don't know where the other piece of meat went.
I dropped three.
What was that at right there?
Will the cat find it's way down there?
No way.
Hold on.
One more piece of meat before we go.
And then I'll come back for you, I promise.
I promise I'll come back for you.
You'll be my pet forever.
You look like Benji.
Kind of.
You're a little lighter than he is, but that's okay.
There you go.
I'll remember you.
I'll come back.
Listen to that, man.
Relax.
Well, this one doesn't break, but the last one did.
What's up with that?
Oh, let's see what the map looks like now that I've revealed it.
Yeah, more isn't it only three isn't it five pets and three meat
That didn't really reveal shit it revealed the witch oh
My god this whole time all I had to do was ring the bell the witches right there oh
My god, I was so close dude. I was right there when I was looking for her
I didn't realize the bell would reveal it, but that kind of makes sense.
Maybe this is what knows what to do with the thing.
God, every time?
Oh, this is where I kill all my birds, is a lot of them.
Damn, I was so close to finding this witch.
So close.
I kind of want to make another build.
I'm getting enough abyss gems where I think I can make it work.
I want to have two different builds.
I really want to play another character, but that seems so much work.
I have to gear all of them out so that they're at least tier six.
Oh my god, the witch is here.
Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? Where is she?
Hello.
Wait.
Not here.
What the fuck?
There's no one here
No way
What the hell
There's a tournament I
Gotta go
Okay, well shit. He's not here
Rick
Did you not just speak to her in the town?
Is that how I was talking to a witch?
In town?
Or so.
Oh shit, Derek has a bounty on his head.
Oh my god, this is too real, mid-30s?
Oh my god.
We gotta find him.
Justin next! Can you imagine his character name Justin?
Sounds pretty cool. It's different.
What do you say?
No stable is complete without Mars.
Look around here. If you have time, feel free to browse again.
Okay, I do have to go here because it's getting late, but this tournament sounds appetizing to me
Oh, these guys are about to get fucking chopped up
Hey, why don't we go find something fun to do?
You look like a skilled swordsman.
Could you help me out?
A few days ago, my daughter and I run into Skeveld.
We barely escaped with our lives.
Skeveld?
Was she lost to another doll?
It was a...
I keep saying I know we should be grateful just to have survived, but she hasn't stopped
crying.
If you happen to find it, could you...
Could you bring it to me?
Hey, Skeveld.
I've already killed that guy
80
Varka holy shit
That's big cash right there that's big cash right there I
Kind of want to do one more quest before I get off because I'm kind of addicted
which is really unfortunate. It's an unfortunate time to be playing this game
right now because there's Borderlands 4, new character, level cap increase, there's
last epoch season 4, there's cryo archive, I gotta use my red key card so I can
at least try to fight the compiler. I mean I don't care that much but like I
kind of care? I don't know.
Um, how is the Borderlands 4 DLC? Is it any good?
of
It's like a side quest at fast lines.
Does it at least have, does the character at least cool?
That came with it?
What the fuck do I get in here?
Character is sick?
That's good at least.
At least they have a good character.
Find the wooden doll and the hyenas then.
Hyena!
What?
That was the whole quest?
Tracking animals.
Lanterns can be real animal tracks.
Is this like a legendary animal?
Like the white tiger?
I guess I'll go look for it.
Why am I not hot?
Holy shit, the Sainah fucked everything up.
Iina is... well, the only reason I'm doing this is because if I don't do it now, I don't
think I'll ever find this Iina.
Because it seems very tied to this quest and then I'd have to stumble upon it randomly
in the world, which is just not going to happen.
Oh my god, is that him?
him. What's up, Aenas?
Holy shit, they hurt.
Oh my god, I got my shit fucking...
Oh, interesting, this is not like a real...
I can't see.
I can't see anything. Wait, what happened?
Oh, was it just like the skill effects and it was just like flashed?
Oh fuck. I should have done that.
I don't know where the hyena is.
Oh, I fucked up. I should have just used a pill.
I thought- oh fuck my ass.
Oh shit.
Oh shit in my balls.
Um...
I should have just used a pill because I don't know where the hyena is now.
Oh man.
Oh, fuck.
Future in touch.
Hey, you know, I think the hyena was, like, here.
Maybe the greatest, most worst mediocre and good game ever made.
I mean, yeah, that's a good way of putting it.
I think everyone that's played it this much understands that the game is kind of fucking
jank, but it is also kind of sick at the same time.
It's really weird for sure.
Really really weird.
It'll piss you off, but it'll also make you feel pretty good.
You know?
I think the hangout was right here.
Wait, no way.
I think I need to trigger it again.
Oh my god.
And night times come in like you can't make this shit up.
I think I need to trigger the hyena to fucking-
I should have just used the pill.
Wait, maybe not, maybe that was enough.
Maybe just get on that scent.
This is where it had you run.
You just get on it sent real quick and it might work
My work is my work, it's my work. It's gonna be a fucking fight at night. Oh
Wait, did it move?
Oh my god the Hina moves
Shit that's cool new tech new tech
I feel like it's putting me in an infinite loop or something what's going on here
I feel like I can't see.
I can't see that.
Oh my god, it took me here.
It took me here and I think it's just going to take me back to where it was, oh my.
Oh my goodness.
I said no where it was.
Should use the sword tech, but...
Wait, check the witch?
I... I don't think the time of day will matter. Maybe. Maybe.
I don't think so though.
So this is where the hyena was.
Dude.
Did I lose the hyena?
I think he's gone.
Fuck.
Unless he's walking around somewhere and I just can't see because it's too dark now.
Oh, fuck.
A bland game for a bland streamer.
God, that guy is...
I could hear the fucking jealousy coming at his mouth.
That guy's gotta be so mad that I'm so successful.
That guy's gotta be fucking curious.
Oh my god.
That shit makes me so happy.
Knowing that there's people out there that are so mad.
And just success.
Oh, I love it.
Granted.
Is it a little bit of luck?
Sure!
Besides the point!
Besides the point.
I don't know where this guy is.
Oh my gosh.
He's been falling for ten years?
That guy?
Well, the guy that said that?
Wait, how did you see that?
Probably need to walk the path.
If I don't find this Aina on this next run around, I'm ending.
No.
No, we're not.
We're not skipping.
We're not skipping Hannah. It's getting late. We're not skipping.
Hold on. We're not skipping. I'm looking for Aina. If it's not here, I leave.
Okay, this Aina's actually not here anymore. Me dying to it.
But he's gone. The hyena's gone. He's actually, he doesn't exist. He doesn't exist.
I fucked up so badly I didn't think that the hyena would just disappear. He's probably
just not out during the night, is my guess.
a hyena wait I see things moving is that him oh my god does he patrol into a
circle holy shit that's a lot of hyenas oh my god
I can't see anything
Why don't we have an health bar?
Oh shit, this fight's hard because of all the fucking I used.
And I can't really see it, that doesn't help.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
relax relax relax
I don't know his health, but I think I'm gonna use a pill so I'm not fucking running back to fight this guy
He walked away
Holy fuck fuck off
This happening to me
Oh my god, he's not fully dead.
It was a fake dead.
It was a...
He's somewhere else.
He ran away.
It's a fake dead.
I don't have time for this.
I thought it would just be a normal fight, but he... he... he... he bow vanished.
I'm gonna have to leave it on a cliffhanger.
A cliffhanger of the hyena.
This is way too much meat to pass up, but at the same time...
There's so many hyenas, holy shit.
No, we won't leave it on the cliffhanger.
I take it back. I might have to leave it on a cliffhanger. I don't know where this guy
It's too dark. I don't want to find him. I'll find him tomorrow.
Hella cliff angle. Oh, shit.
It's just going to be the same circle, I think, the path.
if I find him in the next 30 seconds, 10, 9, 8, 10, 9, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10,
I don't have any powers or whatever so this is going to be a long fight, I don't have any
meditation powers. Hell yeah, I think so. Hold on, they're right there for me for a second?
Let me meditate up here, okay? One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec. Okay, cool.
What am I gonna say, okay?
No way he can get up here, can he?
Oh my god! Oh my god! What the heck is that? Who designed this game? Jesus Christ!
You know, sometimes this game feels like it was made by Toddlers, but then there's this.
That's insane.
That's actually insane.
I don't know.
Let me spam some meat.
Perfect.
For sure, for sure I can see. That's a fine.
Oh god, there's more.
Oh jeez, there's more.
Oh wait, no way.
We drove away.
touch. F right click. Injects poison in the enemy to deal damage over time. Jesus Christ,
can you grab a boss and close line him like that? Alright. That's, oh I got hyena, hyena
That's a wrap. I'll turn in the helmet.
Hi, we're leaving.
What?
No, we can't skip. It's our ritual.
I'm not late. Well, I'm late, but I'm... yeah.
Hold on, let me turn in this quest.
ritual I'm not late I'm well I'm late but I'm yeah hold on let me turn in this
quest
that wretched beast hasn't been seen in quite a while his dead was completely
cleared out she'd be ready the coin for the bounty
did you read Slater? I hear you're the one who dealt with scum
He's the reason everyone was penned in town.
I'm not gonna forget about the cat, I promise.
That's for another day.
We owe you our lives. Thank you.
I gotta see the hyena helmet. It's gonna be my new helmet.
It means we can finally move our goods freely.
Here's the reward. That's promised.
Why does he give me the hyena helmet as a reward?
When I killed the hyena.
Does that work?
Alright, hyena helmets.
Poison immunity. Oh, it can't be upgraded. Poison immunity, though, is pretty cool.
Where'd it go? I'm wearing it. Oh, I look sick! Why are you staring at the ground?
Wait, the hyena helmet's sick. Alright, I gotta go. I gotta go. Guys, I gotta go. I gotta go. It's getting too late.
GG's, I'll be out tomorrow. Stay safe out there.
Abrupt ending.
It's too late, I gotta go. I'm sorry.
GG's, have a good night. Stay safe.
Enjoy your weekend. See you tomorrow.