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All right, all right, how long was that 17 minutes that was my longest one yet?
That was my longest one yet.
Well, I'm on the tube before I forget.
I made a new patch today, fixing the ray reconstruction.
I don't know if I'll use it still.
How this music is silo, I'm telling you it's silo.
We still get it as R6 term?
Yeah.
We still get it.
you sabi so get it
Oh
Tell the devs we want to use pistols go play go play Damian if you want to use pistols
You're Damian man
We're gonna play Daisy soon?
Ooh!
You never know.
Daisy's always a good time.
I can't sleep, right?
I can't sleep right now.
However, they put a timer on sleeping throughout my victory so full.
Oh my god.
That is an ugly ring.
I didn't see this.
I love your content, especially the low taper fade meme.
Hi, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Dude.
Cute.
That's insane.
I need more slots well maybe I can get rid of some tomatoes I need more meat to get rid
of the tomatoes that was my goal I need to go hunting actually the hell out of the way
It's like disgusting.
I use bird meat for this on ESC.
You can.
I don't know where a lot of birds are.
Besides...
There's one place where I think there's a lot of birds.
Is it here?
Scale of Skyrim to Souls, how difficult is the combat on this game? It's as difficult as you want to make it.
That's the best answer.
So Skyrim, I guess.
The Skyrim's not particularly difficult, but you can make it difficult if you want.
Here, all the birds I kill.
There's one of these fast travels with a lot of birds I like to kill.
one. Not very many. How much bird meat do these condors give? Let me see.
I gotta be bigger birds I could kill in bigger quant somewhere.
It's cool that that thing's there in the world now.
I'm close to beating the game.
Alright, well...
Fuck.
All right, well...
How come you gave more? Oh, that's right. I have a 10% chance to get more or whatever.
I just feel like this plot with all the...
Uh...
There's a flamingo farm somewhere and if I was a flamingo, I heard this a week ago.
Someone's like, hey, check out a flamingo farm for meat.
If I was a flamingo, I'd be here somewhere, right?
For sure this is where I'd be if I was a flamingo.
Hmm
It's got to be near the water right if I'm a flamingo
Do flamingos hide out in the desert or do they hide out in the jungle?
Oh, they're in the desert.
Really?
We're not here. We're here.
No, right here.
Actually, you're right.
I think I have seen flamingos in the desert in this game.
I think it's the first time I saw them.
I want to play so bad when I'm stuck at work.
Damn.
Just leave work.
Say you're sick.
It's worth it.
It's the best game you can ever play.
Masterpiece.
Masterclass.
I miss streamed.
I missed yesterday's stream because it worked.
Can you give me a 30 second update?
Turtles.
Uh...
I'm gonna be murdering these real quick.
Um...
Oh, they dropped three meat at a time, that's not bad.
What did I do?
I did the main.
I fought the evil crow witch lady at the beginning of the game that we killed her son.
Beat her ass, she ran away.
The Black Witch, they call her.
And Rotodragon.
Um.
Did some shit in that temple, which took far too long and fought a tiger.
A crouching tiger.
What are they called?
The Monk Tigers?
They got a name.
Crouching Tigers?
I think that's right.
Fuck are those?
Well you think horses drop a lot of meat?
Oh this is gonna be fucked up. Murdering these horses is gonna be fucked up.
Hidden dragon.
No, you can't skin a... horse.
Honestly, that kinda makes sense.
Kinda makes sense.
I don't know why I'm on this horse.
Kinda fucked up.
And I just did that.
And how am I supposed to know?
Come here!
I gotta kill this big one.
Come here.
Come here
See bison there were skinning oh
This was a legendary well fun a lamp of crossed dreams
Nothing like finding an accidental legendary in school.
Unfortunately that's not one of the, unfortunately that's not one of the ones that you can ride
with a, with a new update.
It would be cool to ride a bison, though.
All right.
I'm looking for flamingos.
So I went here because there's bodies of water, and I thought maybe flamingos would
hang out here. My chat told me they're desert-like animals and I think that's true.
That was fast travel.
How many hours do I have? About 88. 88 and I'm closing to 50% of the game which
pretty cool. I think this is about a two to three hundred hour game if you want to finish it all.
If I finish it all, I mean literally like do every secret, every puzzle, every... whatever the fuck.
More? I don't think so.
Way more if you're not looking anything up, but if you are looking stuff up, then yeah 2 to 300
Because like the hardest part about the game is like
In every spot that you're at there could be like 15 caves
Like you know I'm saying like there could be like where I'm at right now. There could be so many places
Right next to me, and I wouldn't know so you'd have to look it up
I actually think it would be impossible to 100% in this game without looking it up, at
least something.
Because there's always going to be one thing that bothers you, you know?
Or just explore, it's not going to happen.
It'll be impossible to 100% without looking anything up.
Truly.
If you want to 100% it, you have to look stuff up.
Because there's always gonna be like, imagine you're like 95% at last 5%, you're gonna have no clue where it's at.
You're gonna need some context somewhere.
You're not gonna find this one bird, this one cricket, this one grasshopper, this one cave out of the 700 caves, you know what I mean?
It would literally, you would have to...
You'd have to look it up at some point.
I think you could, without looking it up, you probably could get through like 80% of the game, but the last 20 would be impossible.
These guys are cool-looking.
What is this place?
Elmara.
Huh. Yeah, I'll do some killing.
Just gonna run.
I
Think I
What the yo what the fuck I was sick. I don't know what he just did to me. I was cool though. Oh
Oh, I see it's these guys I got fucking shotguns holy I got knockback shotguns
yo this place is a lot clear I'm only at 90%
Oh
This play all this way
of
Oh, fuck!
Let's see if there's a better spot. These guys does not show.
It's a cool little area though.
And a Mara.
I'm doing...
Harakas.
Yeah, this place is rough because they have the long-range shotguns or whatever.
Just knocks you around.
how hard do you find the bosses? they're really really easy but they can be hard depending
on if you want them to be, that make sense? like if you want to choose to like not really
use food? That'll be pretty hard.
Whoa, language early.
i pet even here
oh wait, what's this?
find the bomb and the pile of scrap
yeah i think i stopped playing this game when i do main
which i'm almost done
And then I get to like 60% of it and then I'd be happy, I think.
And then I patiently wait for mods.
Well, these are the gloves that I think look cool.
Lunge.
Yeah, mods of this game are going to be really cool.
Oh
Holy shit
Have I played Kazan? I've not.
Well, that's what I like to see.
Completely restructuring all of the way gear works in this game.
Like a rebalance of gear and items.
Because their gear in this game is trashes.
A rebalance of all the bosses.
Um, a rebalance of sockets, being able to play any character at any time, rebalance the
cooking. Make the cooking a little bit more interesting. Less, less convoluted.
They basically make a new game. I mean that's what modders do, baby. So modders do.
Exactly what they do.
It almost clears this fucking place. This is taking a while.
Basically an overhaul of the entire game? Yeah. I mean, that's what mods usually do.
A lot of mods take the game and they re-re-redu the entirety of it.
How's there 76 insects?
That's crazy.
No, I'm not using any mods.
If I was to use mods right now, I think one I would use is maybe the camera one.
The camera one looks kinda nice.
I got one hand, it would be hard to play when you're fighting so many things at the same
time, but it would look cool.
I don't fuck with reshade, so I wouldn't use that.
Have you seen the Star Wars field?
The Starfield Star Wars Genesis mod is absolutely nuts.
I've seen part of it, like I don't know if it's like a fully functioning game or what.
Every time I see the Star Wars Genesis mod it's just like pieces and I don't know if it's
like a really put together game or just like some cool class with the rest of it.
Either way, waiting for the new Starfield update and then playing that mod could be
kind of cool.
still 15%
he is dying right now would be smart
The update will probably break the mod. Yeah.
Well, they would have to fix it for all the changes and stuff.
There's some pretty cool changes in the Starfield update,
which could benefit the Star Wars one, too.
of
Hard to see sometimes, man.
What the fuck I'm looking at.
I think I just wasted my time I don't think I needed to zero that bit
Am I blowing this place up?
Let's fucking go.
That's awesome.
Hell yeah!
Where's the second location, is it not here?
Gotta be here.
No, I didn't mean to stall the bomb.
Is it on the front?
Is it up top?
No, it's definitely down low.
Do I pick up another bomb in the same little area over here?
For the respawn?
Oh
Sure why not
Hell yeah
Move to a safe location. Well, let me let me let me sharpen my weapons
the
blow up? Oh, cussing. Hell yeah, let's go. I don't know why I did that. No, no quests,
no nothing. I just, I was looking for flamingos and all of a sudden I blew that up. I don't
I don't know if that got me anything
Is there like a hole in here where I could go down
No
Rebuild the transit station of the Crimson Mountains. Oh, oh, okay, so it did kind of chain into something
What's up, I like that all these quest lines chain
Look around you'll see our craft here is not too shabby
now a
rail line runs nearby so I see the makings of a grand venture if you helped us build a station here
we could seize the opportunity together I promise generous payment
okay dispatch the dispatch to reconstruct the crimson mountain transit station
Oh, this is for my comrades, okay.
Uh, anyway...
What if my hunch was right in that area?
Hold on.
of
the men are pre-occupied building
Get me out of this.
Let me go.
Now.
Yeah, man.
Man.
What if it's like here, not even a body of water, what is that, a cloud?
I'm basically looking in the desert because I think there's, I think there's flamingos
to kill and I need their meat, they're still nowhere.
I can't really see.
How many hours do I have, like, 90?
Online is... Online is a development game. We'll be better than our...
That's funny.
It's just so random!
Ehh...
What the fuck is that thing?
It looks like a massive spaceship moving around.
How have I never noticed that before?
What is that?
of
the
of
the
Okay, I somehow just broke all of their fucking wheels.
Whoa, they got a cube in there.
Just like the Tusken Raiders or whatever, the Jollads, sorry.
Please snap to this. Thank you.
What the hell is this?
I'm still missing something. Do I rip these off?
Dude, stop knocking.
Oh, I probably hit the thing in the middle.
These guys could just fucking fall over, please.
Dude.
Two.
Alright, man.
Actually I'm curious.
Does it stay broken if I revive a checkpoint?
This is my curiosity.
I want to see.
Uh, it's gone.
Okay.
Well, maybe I should have used the pill.
Alright.
Well.
Oh wait, there it is.
sure I'll do that
sure yeah that looks fine just all keep knocking me back yeah yeah yeah that's all good let's
just just all keep fucking use the same thing that we
Fuckin' knockin' me back for what?
How the hell is this?
Fuck off me!
The knockbacks are so annoying in this game.
Everything hits you so far away
You should get juggled I mean I guess sometimes you juggle bosses, but
That was a waste
Wonders gold chest
And some shoes 1% chance of this harm enemies on hit nice. They're terrible
And this is grants a large amount of camp funds
That's a decent bit, 178,000?
That's not bad.
Alright.
I don't really need that.
All good though.
Oh, there's another one.
Er, what?
Defeat the Helms at...
Oh, it's an area.
Wait, the place is literally called Flamingo Oasis, that's crazy.
I don't know where it is.
How do you get the combo counter?
I don't remember.
Heh heh heh.
I think it might have been Main Story? I don't know.
I actually don't remember.
Maybe Main Story 7? 8?
What does my chocolate backpack do?
What other backpack that makes chocolate?
Where is it?
Here?
Oh, endless happiness.
Oh, you get a chocolate snack.
Which is terrible.
Alright.
Oh, I need a research is what I need to do.
I guess I'll finish this quest.
Hopefully there isn't too many of them.
One kill, 7%.
Okay, that's pretty fine.
I'm sorry about this game, but I get overwhelmed with choices and end up just quitting.
Yeah, there's a lot to do.
You always get distracted.
If you don't like getting distracted easily, then...
Oh, I get a chess piece.
Wait, isn't this the chess piece that I found?
It is at the same it's just a common drop
Truly the factory's been destroyed
Then the helms won't death set foot here again
Those who fled will be able to return now
You have my deepest thanks
As long as you played a single player game
Gave me just like what they drop sick the longest I've played a single player game I mean
How much other ring did I play other ring I played for
for 115 hours, that's a decent bit.
But it depends, in one single playthrough,
yeah, I think I usually only,
oh this could be a lot of neat, hold on.
Don't run, hold on.
I think in one single playthrough,
I usually get about 100 hours out of a game.
doon i want to count doon as a single player game
but yeah like
Like fallout new vegas I've played like 500 hours, but I've beat it like eight times.
But I never play one play through for a hundred hours, you know, usually more like one play
play through is like 50.
What's that?
This isn't a bad spot.
What are these cantaloupes?
Whatever they are.
Cantaloupes.
What?
I don't think so.
I don't really understand the point of these guys.
They block certain waypoints?
For what?
You know?
A inventory full?
Oh no, my inventory is full.
Love that.
Love that for me.
Love that for me
I had to give New Vegas a real shot. I just don't love the shooting that game with the mods. I could never play New Vegas normally
This fucked up
I mean I'm doing it for me. Oh my inventory is full
of
I'm not a hoarder, it's just, I do a lot of killing and then my inventory gets full and
then I gotta fucking, get rid of it all.
Open your coin pouches to make space?
No I keep coin pouches for bribes.
for witches and stuff. Witches only take coin pouches. And you want to bribe
Butchers they give good stuff. Alright, I have a choice for where the hell am I?
You kind of want to bribe everybody if you can or at least talk to everybody so your rep goes up
All right, we need to sell some shit
I'm gonna have to just start deleting gear, actual gear, and get my stash.
and that's a good ass fucking snake
I'm not a fucking snake.
There he is. Christ.
What a disaster.
of
what a disaster
and so we're grabbing these
I don't need that many, but whatever I'll grab them all, all right, hook up those real
quick.
Honestly, the Spaniards are already taking up that much space.
We've done the university to do research.
No, I honestly kind of hard forgot about that.
I hard forgot about that
And it's important to do research because that's how you get your stamina and health up some more
Where'd you get so many tomatoes farming?
The tomato business here is what I do
God, I need more meats, dude. That's the problem. The tomato to meat ratio. Tomatoes are easy. Meat is a fucking pain in the ass.
Are you wearing a raccoon pelt on your head? Yes, yes I am. Thank you for noticing.
I am not sure I can start.
I need something packed.
You have come to the right person.
Why?
Once you have another load of trade goods bring them right to me.
Grab meat from your camp butcher?
Umm..
It's not really gonna work.
Why do you always look like you haven't eaten?
I'm buying these for the percent.
Oh, the jetpack.
Well.
Alright.
Did I get the jetpack or am I still going to make it?
I think I still have to make it.
What is this?
I don't even know how to do that
Holy so many pieces of paper
Oh, oh, oh my game bugged out and you do. Oh effects
It kills me looking at this. I just died. I don't even want to I don't want to deal with it
Are you guys done making paylunia? No
30 hours
It said I could rebuild something what was it it was oh
Yeah, it's the train station. I still don't know the point
I don't really know the point of rebuilding some of these they just give you like a little like a little money and they're like here
You go. Oh some garlic
What sort of warrior are you looking for?
If you need a particular someone, I'll arrange it for you.
I'm just donating unpackaged goods, cost camp money, I don't know.
It's not very much, like a silver.
Or no, it's not even a silver, I don't think.
Um...
Alright.
What the hell is this?
I still haven't found the... what the fuck is this?
Where are all these things popping up from? Master of the wetlands?
What the hell?
They're just shit popping up, question marks randomly.
And quests.
Master of the Wetlands, Volcanic Blaster, so it's a cannon for the other character.
And then a horn.
That horn could be good.
A giant brown sugar cube.
I guess I'll do that.
Fuck it.
I don't know.
This could be fun.
I'm sure it's just one boss.
Master of the wetlands.
Is that him?
No.
He's got a big hog though.
Had a big hog.
Dude, way bigger than all these other hogs.
Oh, it's one of these track quests, dude.
These suck.
Thanks.
Relax.
I'm looking for the Hog Ratter.
Get some height.
did not help me in the way that I thought it would.
I'm finding this guy off of sheer vibes.
Because these track quests are so ass, I'm just hoping I find them with his vibes.
Vibes, vibes, vibes.
Yeah man, I know how to track, okay?
These are some of the worst quests in the game though because you're kind of on a timer.
You usually have to find the thing that you're tracking, burn one bar of it, and then you
gotta find it again and ends up being it ends up being a real pain am I going for
100% completion now that's literally impossible
I don't think anyone's gonna out-hundred percent this game anytime soon.
Is that him? That's him.
I knew going up vibes was the play.
This is going to be a clusterfuck of mobs though, a literal clusterfuck.
I don't know why none of my lightning abilities went off, but it's fine.
I don't mind.
Why is my lightning not happening, dude?
Alright, now we gotta find him again.
Here's the kicker.
I just take so long to refill, I don't know.
Oh, he's in the same spot.
That's convenient.
Come here, sir.
I'm not very strong, is he?
We didn't really do anything.
Oh, I could ride this hog.
Oh, that's fun.
Cool. Oh, that's what the horn was.
Ride the hog.
Let's go try it. Let's go ride a hog. I'm down.
Fuck it.
Do what it's like.
I know all the legendary mounts and all that shit is bad, but they look cool.
I just mash in combat?
I don't.
I'm comboing, brother.
I have a two-piece combo.
Take a nougie.
What do you mean mash?
You see someone efficiently doing damage?
you think I'm mint you think I'm fucking mashing my key I have a two-piece
cowboy we meet again extra fry welcome I hope that well um what am I doing
we meet again
Speaking of extra fry, dude, we drove to In-N-Out yesterday.
Crazy.
We don't leave often, so for us to drive to In-N-Out was crazy work.
Yeah, look at my hog!
Okay, the hog's pretty cool.
Definitely slow though.
thing with these legendary mounts too is you can't do bounties. Can't throw like a
bounty guy over your shoulder. Nice Hog, Mike. Nice and thick. Thank you. Thank you.
you you I don't think you could put armor on these legendary mounts that's why
they're bad because like horses you can if you find a legendary horse of course
that's good but oh look I could get on top of this X-wing or whatever X-wing I
mean it's not really an X-wing but I could get on top of it and get some
tech lives
which is pretty interesting maybe i'll do that
and you get rid of rey recon
i wanted to try rey recon because they said they fix the bugs with it but i
would be honest
don't care
out of here I'm already on the e-scooter good times yeah
Yeah good times.
Good times on the elbow break.
Times.
Use frame gen with it as single player?
It doesn't matter man, your input fucking lag is through the roof.
I do use frame gen.
And with it, I still got 200 FPS, but that still means I'm getting a natty like 50,
which feels really shit.
Your game is still gonna feel like 50 FPS on the back end even though it's gonna look like 300.
So, you ever wonder why you're missing parry timings or why your dodgers are a little off
or why your ability timings a little off?
It's because your frames are probably too low on the back end and you're using Framegen
to like make up the FPS, but you're still running poor performance.
Games and all games function based off of framerate.
rate. The lower your frame rate, the the worst the game is gonna feel. So if you're
gonna shoot your gun, if you're gonna swing your sword, the lower your FPS, the
slower it's gonna be when you hit that trigger to do the thing. The game is
gonna take a little bit longer to do it. The higher your FPS, the faster it'll
happen. From when you hit the button.
So sometimes you'll see me in a boss fight. If the boss fight's really hard, the boss
fight's really hard. I'll change a bunch of my settings to get a little bit more
performance because I'm missing timings because the game is robbing me.
So where's this X-Wing? Well there it is. How the fuck? Am I gonna get on that?
What's this purple Q? How's this? Well I've never seen this level before.
Yeah I guess that's a good way of putting it. Less FPS equal less reaction
time. Yeah it's a good way of putting it. Simple way. You're not gonna react
Act as fast with 10 FPS as you would 100.
What is this?
Oh, now it's working.
Marnie's trance- Oh, shit.
Is this how I TP onto the ship?
What's wrong?
Oh, it's a TP. I think I teleport.
Lab?
Research base?
Manor.
And then...
I love me some frame gen though, I'm an uncle though.
Oh yeah, no I love me frame gen too.
I'm not saying don't use frame gen, I'm just saying if you're using it make sure
you have make sure you still have a higher FPS base right like for example I'm
using it I'm using I'm using 4x Frames in right now so for example I take this
bitch off I take it off right now I have 90 FPS I would like probably a little
bit more but 90 is okay. And then if I turn on ray recon my frames go down to 60. And then this is
probably gets more intense than this to be honest. I've seen it with ray recon. I've seen it tip down
to about 50 and if you have 50 FPS even though you turn ranger on and just
boom click that and you're like oh shit now I have 228 FPS well no you still
have 50 FPS so that's why I don't use Raycon.
I should want to try one more thing.
I've heard some good things about 4 or 5L in this game.
True or false?
Okay, it's looking the same.
Oh.
44545 I was all the same shit me interesting
and
whatever
where
Oh, that makes sense.
Oh, I'm in a bubble.
What the fuck?
I can't leave.
What the hell am I doing in here?
I can't get out of here besides the teleporter, you can only TP in and TP out.
I don't really see the point of being here, there's no quests, no nothing.
It's gotta be for something.
Where's the teleporter?
Oh jeez.
Uh, was it up here?
Oh god.
I forgot where the teleporter was.
I see the symbol.
Okay, up here up here up here up here
60 what am I missing I mean it just makes it look spoiler you still have 60 frames
I'm just gonna TP around
Hello?
Um...
Well, I think I know how to get on the ship now.
I don't see the ship.
Definitely above it, though.
Holy shit, okay. Something tells me this, what I'm about to do is really gonna frustrate
me. I got time. I gotta pee. It'll make its way here.
Holy shit, it's so far away.
I have one shot at this or else I gotta go all the way back to the bottom.
Oh, I guess I should that's a good that's a good thinking save here. I don't have to
fucking run all the way back, I didn't think it.
I think I could make that.
Oh, easy.
Why don't, why doesn't he want to jump?
Just jump, buddy.
Oh goodness, I may have jumped too soon.
Oh
Pushing me around
Oh, oh.
Ah!
Oh, oh.
I, oh, goodness.
Rumbun, rumbun, rumbun!
Oh, my God!
Oh oh oh oh oh oh no get there
better and bang and break and plop now what I'm going in
that was also dense
Get out of there man at the parachute!
Hell yeah!
That was pretty cool.
I think if I do say so myself, that was pretty cool.
Oh, sure, cube, greatly increases force affinity.
I got all purpose arm for tech gloves.
Look at a door and unlock it.
Oh, hell yeah, that's useful.
Unlock any door.
And then I got grants knowledge of delicia.
Okay acquire all knowledge in the Republic of Dillicia. Wow that is huge.
Well that just jumped my percent by like three. That was like a three percenter.
I have acquired everything I need to know in Dillicia.
Wow, Durban's trying shipwreck, cliff shipwreck, shipwreck, wreckage shipwreck, shipwreck,
this is everything that I just learned from that piece of paper.
Marnie's hideout.
Holy crap.
Huh.
I'm about to hit 50%, that's pretty cool.
Halfway done.
Knowledge doesn't really inform you of, like, quests, though.
You still have to, like, go to the area and trigger something.
That's right.
Oh, I wanted to do the cube puzzle.
Oh, that could take a while, I forgot about that puzzle.
Colossal Knight.
That sounds fun.
I'm going to go there.
I don't know what Colossal Knight is.
I'm gonna learn today
Whoa, this looks cool. How do I not notice this? I was right here
This looks like it could be fun or frustrating or both.
of
Damn, relax! Marky Mark!
Oh! Oh!
A little stagger maybe?
Oh, where are you going, where are you going?
There's no way you gave this guy a whole arena for that.
There's gotta be something else here.
There's no way it's just that guy.
Colossal might F right click.
Oh this is the fucking slam dude.
Oh, shit.
Is that a bat?
The slam with a little bit of an AOE.
I want to see if I go back here. Is there a bunch of deer still?
Wasn't a pretty good spot to kill these little gazelles.
I need a better method of killing them, though.
They kinda get away from me.
Meteor kick?
That's for the other lady.
Damian's ability, right?
I don't I don't have me your kick. Let's see
I don't know what I'm doing here, Keck.
It defaults F when you're driving through the air.
No, I don't.
I don't drive to literally float, let's see.
Like this.
Don't have a meteor cake
Are you sure this character gets that I don't
I've never seen it I don't I don't think this character has meteor cake. I'll be honest with you
Is it her here, maybe oh
I'm gonna spend five cubes for this.
My cubes are precious.
I can't be doing that.
I'm here to kill you all.
I'm so sorry.
I'm here to kill you all, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I would say it's not what it looks
like but it definitely is. I need your meat.
For cooking or... no, I just want the meat. Like the way it smells in my pockets.
Do you ever just carry raw meat in your pockets?
Give it a little whiff.
It's like those little...
You know what they use in hockey?
Or they...
And then they sniff it?
What was it called again?
Candlesticks?
No.
That candle...
Oh.
What was it called again?
Smelling salts.
Yes.
What was I saying?
Dude smelling salts are crazy.
I had a sponsor once and they had me have a smelling salt.
They had me smell it.
I was like, are we sure?
Like are we good?
That's what we really want.
What's up bitches?
should have started in a different angle but it's fine. A sponsor? Yeah I had to
sponsor once and then for some reason they sent us smell smelling salts. To try?
I don't know. I don't really, I don't, I forgot to sponsor. Dude I might, I might
have the record for most sponsors on Twitch. I swear, no there's no way
actually I take that back. I've seen co-carners do so many sponsors for so
So many different games. That man's a gamer.
Nah, Fusely does way more.
I mean, I reject a lot of sponsors and I only take certain ones.
Like, I've, I probably, if I had to guess, I'd probably reject like half a million a year.
in sponsors. And then there's probably like millions that don't even make it to me.
Because I'm very specific about what I want. Like I want to play games that I enjoy.
What's up?
Is this game sponsored?
I wish.
Why does that always happen, huh?
No, not.
Maybe one day.
Maybe they'll do a DLC someday.
Who knows?
I'll get sponsored then.
Heh.
You ever ask for sponsorships from my game?
No.
Well, I mean, I'm not doing any of the negotiations, so I guess I don't really know.
I have an agency that does all my negotiations, right?
So, maybe that's how they...
I don't know how their business works.
I don't ask
I'm gonna be doing this for a minute
I just need to see my my my my my meat count can I get a meat count please
I'm not gonna lie viewers should be sponsored to true
Hey, I'm with it man
But I don't know if you realize if you were sponsored it would have to be like a it would have to be like
In order for viewers to be sponsored too, when a streamer gets sponsored, it would have to be some like NFT type shit, you know, some like crypto something. That's the only way. So if you're okay with crypto maxing, then that's it.
Oh, there are no plans for paid DLC.
Oh, they'll probably just provide like little content updates here and there for fun.
What is this?
What animal are you?
Why can't I hit you?
Where are you?
Are you a macabre?
A wombat?
What the fuck is a wombat?
The fuck is a wombat?
You hear about the new Arc Raiders update tomorrow?
Uh, I think so.
I will watch from the sidelines
while everybody gets stream sniped and cheated.
I will watch from the sidelines.
Is this the famous AI game everyone's talking about?
Yeah, it's entirely made of AI, it's known as the world's largest Gronk prompt.
They set a record for us.
Oh, they're doing a May 4th reveal of the Star Wars Jedi game?
Wait, which one?
Jedi 3.
Are you referring to what they showed at the game awards?
Because that looked insane.
The spiritual successor, I guess, of Knights of the Old Republic.
I don't know what you mean by Jedi 3.
Is that the Eclipse game that they showed like six years ago?
I'm not sure.
Oh, Jedi 3.
Oh, oh, the EA one.
Did I survive her that game's pretty good, too. I wouldn't mind doing a replay through that one. It was really fun
Train
I'm trying to farm like at least like 500 meat.
Then what?
I want to organize my inventory and as weird as it is this kind of helps because what I could do
is if I get enough meat I could delete all of my other little side pieces of food you know like
the random pieces of food that like have like three of them and then there's like five of them and
like six of them I'm gonna delete all of those um whatever
markers are fucking me
I don't think I have anything in my axes for attack speed.
I want to see the wolf mount.
I have the boar, I have the deer.
I want to see what the wolf is.
The boar is pretty cool, but I want to see the wolf.
I hope it's like, cool.
I don't know what I'm doing to trigger some of these quests,
but they sometimes just like pop up in my feed,
and I'm like, oh, that's a legendary animal, dude.
Okay, cool.
I don't know why they pop up, or what, but.
They just sometimes pop up in my feed,
and I could just do them.
reputation maybe ooh maybe yeah you just yeah actually maybe reputation with the
zone and then the quest pops up that's actually a good guess
because yeah down here all of a sudden it popped up that I could kill that
legendary boar guy okay so is there a way to check my rat oh yeah so my rep
here's 29 appears 42 maybe it's not I'm not sure it just could chain off of
random things you do a quest you clear an area chains into something else you
know. Yeah I do want to kill the wolf. So I feel like it's region based because I
killed the legendary board here. I killed the legendary moose up here. I feel like
there's still a legendary something here, a legendary something here, and a
legendary something here. There's not many of them. There's only like five or
something. I don't know though that could be a complete guess. Anyway how much meat do I have?
Need a little bit more meat. You kill a legendary tiger. Yeah I was referring to the other ones though,
the end. The ones that like, dude, give them out.
You can see them when you zoom in, right?
Uh...
I don't think so.
I'm zoom in like hell, I mean, I see my moose here.
You know what, maybe, I don't think so, actually.
Oh, yeah, there's the bear too, I forgot about the bear.
Hello?
You're what?
Hello?
You're what?
How is it?
That's gonna be your life for the next 12 hours.
Are you farming money or is he leveling some skill? No, I'm just getting meat.
for food
I'm trying to organize this it's gonna organize my storage basically like my plan is to get rid of all this bullshit all this garlic all
This salt all this random shit and
then get rid of all of my
extra pieces of food like
whatever vegetable porridge this shit just delete it all and then I'll just have
one meal that I spam that's kind of my plan the problem is I need a lot of food
like a lot a lot luckily I don't take that much damage I feel like I feel like
I'm not eating that much food I'm eating like maybe three meals of boss fight
or something.
I'm pretty sure men can hunt for you?
I'm pretty sure they can.
I just haven't found the POI that allows it to happen.
Pretty sure they can though.
Why don't you just create food that gives you more health or just use those instead of
meat, it'll use up your ingredients?
Because that's only going to create more of that, it's exactly the problem that
I'm trying to avoid.
That is, that is creating the same problem that I'm currently trying to fix.
If I use all of those side ones to make a bunch of different pieces of meals, then I have,
then I have like what, 15 different meals, different types, that's 15 different slots.
Ideally, you want one item, one slot, rather than 15 different stuff.
You played Expedition 33? Yeah, I played for about 14 hours, 12 hours, I don't know.
I thought the game was cool. I just like... I don't know. I'm just not into the whole
turn-based thing, I think. Turn-based shit kinda got... you could stow all the food
in one slot. The grouping doesn't do that. Stowing all food, that's not how that works.
That's just for organization, it's still taking up space.
of
I want to waste a dime on turn-based games.
I mean the only turn-based games that I really like are ones that can be immersive with like
role-playing elements like Baldur's Gate, Velosta.
Any game that like immerses you in the world and choices and consequences and that's
That's the turn-based games that I could really enjoy.
Whatever, this is enough meat, I'm lazy.
Well not lazy, tired of killing birds or whatever, whatever I'm killing deer.
The turn-based games that can interact with the environment are by far the best turn-based
games where when you're in a situation rather than just hitting skill one, skill two, skill
three, skill four like Pokemon, you're more like, it's like you're playing like Warhammer
40k or something, you're like looking at like a huge overview and you're thinking how can
and I use this terrain to cause an avalanche,
but then disrupt this to make this barrel explode to do this.
Those are the turn-based games, which I think are fun.
Where you have the whole scenario and you look at it
and you're like, okay, I could do
20 different things here, but what's the best outcome?
The turn-based games that have four or five skills,
it's always, you just do the same thing, right?
And you're like, okay, I'm gonna always do this rotation,
which will be skill one, skill two, skill three.
But anyway, I'm not a huge turn-based guy.
Even the ones that are really good,
like Baldur's game stuff, I'm not like two.
Like I like them, but I don't like the lot of them.
They're not my favorite.
Turn-based games always come last to me.
Okay, well, I burned some of my tomatoes.
Hold on.
Got a new dish on the menu.
Do you want a taste?
I do want to taste how come I can't see my group bullshit
I need to ungroup it to sell it all this bullshit why can't I see any of this I might need to
to ungroup it to sell it.
So, that rumble was your stomach, not the weather.
Aye, the potato's gone.
Oats and barley we could put in feed our cows.
Or not our cows, whatever the hell we got.
We need to get rid of a lot of this shit. Jesus Christ.
Well, hides are good for...
paying everyone off
this
So I'm from 8 bring me any ingredients you come across
Do these do all these pieces of fucking paper take up a slot they do
I think I already looked at this.
dig in a waterfall somewhere.
Listen, it ain't great, but I cleared up like 80 slots.
That'll work.
I'm gonna go feed my chickens.
Holy shit, I have so many little chickens.
I need to start slaughtering them.
I for sure need to start slaughtering the chickens.
I need to die.
Uh, it sounds kind of fucked up, but it's...
Maybe they'll die if I give them garlic.
Wait, you can use this as food storage.
extra storage. I think I need to slaughter these.
I
Fall I'm not gonna fall
Yep
I got to sell them.
Cover a lot or no?
That wasn't worth it.
I'll do one by one.
Okay, definitely don't sell them.
I'm being honest, I think ranching is just kind of pointless in this game.
I don't think it's worth...
Oh, it's worth at all.
Does it all go to camp funds?
It does, doesn't it?
Wow.
Oh, you get...
Oh, okay.
You get some.
Gotcha.
The animation's a little long for this, but...
You can do it on a menu?
Oh, can I?
Instead of just fucking grabbing them? Let's see.
I'm doing it the immersive way, apparently.
Oh, yeah.
Water?
But you get less.
Oh, wait, no, I think it's just a different type.
Yeah.
They have tears!
Should I like keep my high tier ones or something?
Why do they have tears?
That's why I have so many fucking feathers.
It's because of all these hens.
I guess I'll keep a couple fives, I don't know, does that matter?
I doubt it.
Oh damn, goats sell for more.
My goats don't have any sex though, it's a little bit unfortunate.
They don't like multiply like the chicks do.
The chicks just go.
They just like non-stop bang.
You have no female goats?
There's no way they did that because there's no way to tell which one's which, right?
Doesn't say if they're... doesn't say if they're male or female, does it say male?
Oh.
He doesn't say that, you liars.
It just says GOAT!
I should definitely multiply some goats.
Hold on.
If they actually start banging, I need to know.
Let me go get another goat.
Wait, can I grab these?
Hey.
Wait, I think I can grab a deer.
Hold on.
That looks like one I could pick up.
Well, you could breed animals?
Yeah.
There'd be goats around here somewhere.
You're telling me one of these is a female?
How the hell would I know?
They just say baby go.
Oh yeah, you can't ride.
Babies don't say.
I can't ride anything.
You're telling me.
I just gotta dump this shit, it's gotta grow up, and maybe it'll be good.
I can't grab older ones, you can only grab babies.
And they got to grow up and get rich and famous.
I trust this is going up with something.
Is it this goat?
Oh yeah.
He trusts me now.
There's a bell about to raise him just a lot of room.
There we go.
Oh wait, hold on.
That's not how you do it.
There we go.
I don't know about this male-female thing of these goats. I think you guys are fucking gaslighting me. I really believe that.
I think you guys are lying to me.
Well, these goats that were normally here, others still here.
Baby goat? Oh, wild female goat. Oh, sure. I can grab the big ones too, I don't know.
Holy shit. Chonky. You're coming with me.
Oh, we got a nice farm.
This is a farm. You're gonna love it.
Or all the other little goats live.
Little chicks.
A lot of them.
happy place on earth oh I could ride you now why couldn't I ride with the baby
goat
I'll just run it
hey shout out how can I fix my greater abyss durability I don't think you can
bro you use that shit till it breaks
Okay, so now they might, they might bang? Is that right? There might be some banging happening?
the farm. Baby goat, goat, wild female goat. Yeah, there might be some bang
potential. I have way too many chicks, dude. What am I doing? I have like 15.
Bring some feed next time
I'll grab one more. I'm gonna get rid of all these chicks actually
Who'd raise the cattle leave the ranch to me?
Oh my I'll stick wherever
I don't want all these eggs that they produce. I don't want chickens at all
We'll get one more female.
I don't want the chickens, the chickens too, because they'll just eat all the food.
I'm gonna get rid of these hens too, fuck em.
We're just gonna get a bunch of goats.
Cause if I could just raise these goats, and if I could have like 35 goats when I come back, I'll just kill them all.
I'll slaughter them all, and then that'll be my meat.
They seem to multiply kind of fast.
Fish.
You get cows in there? I think so.
Cause I think you could take little baby cows and raise them.
Pretty sure.
and you know the female this black one will do come here where I feel like they're
all female that weird they all say female
every single one of those that female weird no males how did I get males if
they all said female how does that work
Oh, I grew them up. I raised them.
Oh!
to see how the beast is fairing.
One line, one line Andy over here, alright.
You guys, do what you need to do.
When I come back there better be 35 of you fuckers.
I swear I did this. Defeat the Black Bear Captain. Didn't I kill this guy like ages ago?
What do you mean defeat the Black Bear Captain? Why is that a marker? I murdered this guy
like a week ago. A week ago. Give them wine and it makes more babies. Wait is that true?
give goats wine they make they make more pexy time I don't know what I'm
building trust with but it just keeps popping up there's more than one black
bear captain oh you think it's a second one this guy's gonna get it whoops
they're gonna get a peepee rocked I'm gonna be honest this guy's gonna get
fucked
Hold on this fast travel here or something we're going for a hundred percent completion or not
But hold on. Hold on. And stop.
What is my percent? My percent's 48. We might be 50% by the end of the stream, which is pretty crazy.
Consuming half the entirety of this game is the feet of strength really.
I definitely don't remember this, so yeah, the Black Bear Captain might still be around.
Oh captain my captain hey hey wait he's a normie I know he's a normie
Oh god, there's a bear.
I guess he's dead?
I don't- I don't- Oh, he's dead, alright, okay.
I guess I'll just liberate this for the sake of maybe completion?
I don't even know if you get any completion for this.
Let's actually take a peek.
We're at 1404.
Let's see if I, if I clear this whole camp, will that go up?
It might not even be used for anything.
For the sake of liberation.
Damn, this is gonna take a while.
Each kill is like half a percent less.
Yeah, each kill is really good.
Game of the Nemesis system would be interesting.
Yeah!
It would work, actually.
I think it would work quite well.
Is the nemesis system still copy-headed?
Yeah, but you could you could still do that. I just there's I think I think that
I'm not fully sure on the nemesis copyright system, but I think that's an extremely over
Blown situation. I actually don't think it's the way I
Don't think it's the way that everyone thinks it is
That's copyrighted. I think it's a certain detail about it
That doesn't actually really matter like I think people can freely use the nemesis system if they wanted
I don't remember. I remember reading something about the legality of it, I guess, and it's
not actually copyrighted. It's like a very specific thing that is not the whole mechanic
or something. I don't know. Let me have a little bit more particular.
I mean people would have made it right now if it was in a headache. I don't think so.
I don't think that mechanic is like that revolutionary.
I think people if they wanted to make a mechanic similar they could.
Very easily actually.
I just think people don't care to make it.
Alright, liberated, right?
Did it go up?
Oh, I probably did because I finished a quest.
No, I didn't.
Wow.
Still 1404.
Weird.
So finishing the quest or liberating the area did not actually give me any completion.
I wonder what determines per-set inclusion of the game.
That's just knowledge? Yeah, but I did a quest, wouldn't you think that doing a quest
is knowledge?
I would, personally.
We survived, but we failed to protect Lord Gared. He was our leader. Everyone looked up to him.
He kept our hopes up. Didn't AC Odyssey have some kind of nemesis system? Kind of, yeah.
Telling us we'd soon be home with our fans. It didn't work the exact same, but it was similar.
We'll never forget what he did for us. Dude, AC Odyssey owns. This game reminds me of it so
much. I actually think, god this is going to be a hot take. I actually think Odyssey is better
than this game. I think this game is larger and has more to do, but I think the content
that's in Odyssey is better. Might be hot-sake. Not by much though. Like if Odyssey is like
an 8 and this is like a 7-8, you know what I mean? Like they're close. They're very
close games in my eyes. I think Odyssey is just a wee bit better. It's just smidge.
It's the tiniest little smidge. What about these fast travels? Do you think these fast
travels count as knowledge? Let's check. Knowledge check 1404. It's still the number to five.
So 1404. So even these fast travels aren't knowledge. That's a bullshit. That's a bullshit
if you ask me. Heh. Oh, fucking shit.
Look, Bane.
This is knowledge, though, a hundred percent.
A reading a book like this is for sure knowledge.
Right?
Yes.
It's just everything you discover for the first time.
Hmm. Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Legends say there's a wolf that roams these parts.
I'm gonna try to get some information.
Oh.
Wait.
This could be it.
What?
There's no way that's it.
But when did this quest pop up?
Why do you have such insane bad tanks every time you're saying BF6's a tank is harder
than flying a jet?
I mean it kind of is, no?
The bloodied monster!
Witcha!
Lay the monster!
A bounty is placed on the bloodwalker!
Sorry.
Bloodwalker. This guy sounds cool. Let's do this once.
Defeat the bloodwalker Crucices.
Crucices.
It sounds cool!
Okay.
I don't understand how these quests pop up, man. That's so weird.
You're playing the game, you're doing shit, and then randomly stuff just pops up that you've never seen before.
You know I just I don't get it
Maybe it's when I liberated that camp and then it pushed this out because I liberated that that black bear camp
I don't know. I don't get the triggers
It has to be that it has to be like liberating quest trigger quest in town
I'm gonna suck you up. I'm gonna suck you up
Then I'm gonna fuck you up
yeah yeah fuck you up and now suck you up suck you up suck you up okay now
Uh huh, thought you were, uh huh, thought you were.
Oh, oh!
Bloodstain, bloodstain, blessed man.
Second wind.
A crimson liquid containing high caustic
or other curses of self.
The moment stoppers are moved,
no one will let the italic surges.
Even if you're used to it, face death.
Wait, is this permanent?
That might be permanent.
Hold on.
Okay, so clearly it worked.
Now if I die again...
Okay, so is that a one-time thing?
This game has so many one-time use shit.
That's like for a really one time?
Really?
Okay, now I'm gonna try one more time.
It might have a cooldown, or it might just be a one-time thing, I don't know.
It's hard to say.
Because nothing indicates a cooldown or anything, so I don't know if I should like reload my
save and then keep it for something.
I don't know.
I think it's a one-time use, personally.
This game has a lot of one-time use things like this, invincible for 10 seconds.
I think when you pop this, you're just invincible for 10 seconds, and it's permanently gone.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm gonna use it for.
I don't think anything will be hard enough that I'll need to use it, but yeah, you never
know.
I don't know.
Good to have, I guess.
Check out Microsoft Office or Comes in Desert.
Definitely Microsoft Office.
The utility in that game is huge.
Or, well, not really a game.
Wait, why am I here?
Very nice voice.
Thank you.
I'm glad you're not a singer, okay?
I'm glad you're a fucking chatter.
How does that feel?
Doesn't feel good, does it?
Nothing in this game.
Hi.
Crossroads Necklace, eh?
And other necklaces?
Same as all the other ones, I can't wait.
Would you ever taste a Burrak?
I'm unfamiliar with what Burrak is.
Did you tell me?
Just being a chatter a bad thing?
Or why are you jorking it when you say that?
What the hell?
I'm here.
At last, true peace returns to Pailu.
I must spread this news to the entire town.
Here, this is the reward for riddiness of that monster.
Oh, it's a special necklace.
What does it do?
Crossroads. Surging with unstable magic it acts randomly upon the wearer's body, either restoring a large amount of health or draining it significantly.
It's a special slot?
Oh, wouldn't it be like a literal necklace, maybe a special slot?
The game just gave me a tip that was just wrong?
That's funny.
It said press one to put it in your special slot.
Old tips, man. Old tips. Anyway, that's not what I was looking for.
Oh, Queen of the Skies, Karanda. Infinite Arrows 2, Pillar of Wind.
Oh, Harpy Queen Karanda. That could be hard.
Oh, is it a flying boss, bro? I actually can't do a flying boss.
That ass, if that's a flying boss, I will not be able to do it. Let's see.
I'm gonna learn today.
Food menu, food menu, food menu, brother.
Shut the fuck up, sorry. That guy's, he spams things and he's always wrong.
Three days now, sorry. I just remember, I remembered his name, sorry.
Sorry. So sorry.
All right, I don't to I swear I have this thing that is called road rage
I
Don't know what's curable, but I swear I have it
The notorious missing farmer
I can have road rage if you don't have a license wouldn't you like to know hmm
Caronda, please don't be a flying. Oh my god. Oh, this is gonna be impossible
Damn! Sheesh! She's a flying boss. It's over. It's so... Joseph fucking Biden over.
Wait, she's coming. She's coming! No, she's not.
I can't hit her.
Karanda!
Wait, this is a boss of video, no?
In the same spot?
Karanda?
Am I crazy?
I've fought this thing before.
I swear on me, mom.
I swear on me, mom, I've fought this boss before in video.
Fuck the mom love
Are you just trying to go for a weapon or something?
Oh
Got up
That was... okay.
arrows. Two. Two. Two. Killer of wind. Oh, I got a wind emument. Oh my god, it makes fucking
elevators or whatever. What's it called? When the thing... fans? Floating fans? Wind turbines,
I don't know.
That's kinda cool, I guess.
Totally useless in a fight, but...
Oh, I got the blood to her eye or whatever, too.
Gonna see what that is.
This is the same exact boss arena that you fight this boss in BDO.
That's crazy.
I'm starting to think this game is just BDO, reused assets.
The entirety of it
Brant's knowledge of the northern region
Boom, this is gonna put me at 50% probably journal check knowledge check 49
Apparently I already had a lot of knowledge of
Paylun because it only gave me
It only gave me a few
Give me 20 snow field bandit camp bandit camp bandit camp bandit camp bandit camp a tree a thong song tree
Womp of the spare that sounds cool the generals tomb that sounds cool, too
Alleen's secret vault
Alright.
Okay.
Caronda!
Sorry, this song is suckin' mad.
Yeah.
Sorry, this song is sucking my head.
I'm looking to see if there's a legendary animal, but I might need to bribe some people
in the town to try to find information about a legendary animal because that's the only
way I've actually found info. Maybe I could bribe a shepherd of souls faction? Who the
What the fuck are those shepherds' souls?
Oh, and? Who dat?
Are you open to orders? I was like, you're free to stop.
If I walk in with a new rod I bought myself, she'll have my hide.
But if it came as a gift, well she wouldn't say a word.
I'll pay of course, but she didn't know that.
Alright. This guy's a smart man.
No harm done, and you'd be sparing me a night on the floor.
This guy's a smart man.
Please help a poor soul out.
I got you man, I'll give you your rod back to you.
acquire a fishing rod wait I have to get the fishing rod what the fuck you tell
me that was part of the plan why is there a crank here I could use for what
I
Was a child in the village will soon take part in the ceremony
I've forged a special dagger for them yet the day has passed and they've not come to collect
Standard must be no end to their preparations a
Child of Pailu coming of age without a dagger. I won't do
I
Don't know use all their life. So I chose fine steel and paid great care to the hills construction
If you don't mind because you deliver it for me
Tell them it'll cut down any danger they face in the years ahead
Did I bribe you they might you play test the horror of its master I bribe this guy
I'm trying to think if someone would give me information about an animal.
probably be like a tenor or something
the fish are gone
i'm gonna give this guy stuff he might
he might help me out
hey brother
oh he needs money
piece of shit
i usually save it for the
I usually save it for the witches.
No, I can't. I can't give them money. I have those sights. That's not gonna happen.
I save that shit for the witches always.
I haven't made my jetpack. I probably have the materials for the jetpack, but I just don't...
care?
I don't feel like I really need it.
You know?
where's your wife I'll treasure it and put it's good use for many a season I'll
never forget your kindness shouldn't you have done that in front of your wife
yeah he kind of fucked up his own plan I'm gonna be honest
This is the dagger we commissioned for our boy.
The blade is incredibly sharp and slight.
You can see the artisan's care in every detail.
I was so busy with everything else that I completely forgot to get it.
Thank you so much for bringing it all this way.
These quests are so easy, you just fucking talk to someone and get bag slots.
I'm almost max inventory, which is nice.
I'm at, oh, I just need seven more slots or six.
I wanted to do those in case they chained into anything.
What's this?
Ashid Plate Cloak.
This quest just popped up. This wasn't here before.
This'll go.
For my viewing pleasure, you need the jetpack.
I mean, I can go see if I have the material here. I'll go see if I even have the materials to make it.
Because I have the blueprint for the jetpack. I just don't know if I have the mats, but there's a very good chance I do.
Fire breathing. 240 max? Yeah.
Yeah, I think I can make it. I'm just gonna make a cuckoo pack and not have all this shit.
I need a peddler's pack though. Isn't a peddler's pack just a normal item in the game? I need
to get a peddler's pack, and then I can make a rocket pack.
Yeah, peddler's packs are definitely normal ass items.
I just don't know.
I don't I don't I don't even know where that I've seen peddlers back before when I've killed certain mobs that are they hold like a backpack or whatever
I'll just try to remember that I need a peddler's pack and see how that goes for me. Are my axes sharpened?
They've changed the speed of the TP. Yeah, it's way better to TP around
I don't know why I don't just kill on my oars, I mean as hard as it has to be.
That's my favourite knight's hand.
How could they take a child?
Was it those cons again?
Who else could it be?
Right, listen to me.
We need to find our boy.
And quickly, who's coming with me?
Up the mountain?
This has got a suicide.
Oh, dear.
You must help us. We need him to survive.
What's going on?
Their boys missing.
How do you get that purple gauge next to your life?
It's just a different element.
I will find him. I might even have a fast travel conveniently right there. I don't.
Wow
Yo, he looks cool. He's a Yeti spoiler
They won't have an issue in the game where it looks muddy and gross during overcast rain and sunset
I mean, if you're using DLSS, don't use anything less than balanced.
I would say.
I would turn fog detail to low, because that shit is terrible.
Erm...
What else?
Oh, the Matterhorn.
ooooohh coooool
oh imma f*** this yeti
I just didn't finish what I was saying guys, it's not that weir
sometimes I have
brain pauses
So what?
I don't know if it's faster or longer, but
What am I getting trust for randomly? I just keep popping up. I don't really know
Alright, let's get our spirit back so we can defeat the Whitehorn, the Madahorn.
I mean if you want to fuck the Yeti man, it's all good.
No, it's... we'll see what he looks like first.
Hold on.
Yeah, I'm judgmental, so what?
You let our kids slip away. Maybe we should offer you up in state hold
What's this now?
Are you to bottom?
Button boy. I've seen him looks like this freaks after the spirits
Why are you waiting for that?
Kill him!
No!
You lunatic!
What the fuck are you doing?
You're a dick!
I won't ask again.
Will you have any idea what you're doing?
This man will punish all of us.
They're... they're here!
We've done themselves now! This man will punish us all!
Shit!
That's pretty cool.
Ah!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my god, lip skin is BP rocks.
Ow, ow, ow, he's got me in a combo.
Get away from me.
My health is so low he's gonna kill me in his combo in this next phase
Because you don't get to react when he spawns unless he's dead. I don't know. He's gonna try to hit me
I have to spam heal because I think I'll die. I think I'm low enough
Oh I dodged it we're good. Oh shit there's two
Oh, is that a monkey?
Didn't I kill this guy in the main story?
Hell yeah, it's a sick.
Let's go.
He's like King Kong.
He saved me.
That was cool.
That was a cool quest.
Frost Ale acquired.
And Buu Ice.
I could try it so far out of all the elements, the Lightning one seems to be the best.
best. Fire is a little inconsistent. This one looks like it's probably inconsistent as well.
Try it though. Well that was cool.
Is this a normal sword or a special sword?
It looks kind of fancy.
Chill fallen.
I think it's a fancy sword.
Oh, what's the earring do?
Nothing.
Same as all the other earrings.
Love that for me.
I don't know, whatever sword I just picked up is not a real sword.
Maybe it's like a, what do you use?
Cool.
cool
That was fun
Aren't these bosses a bit too easy? I mean, I'm so far in the game like this is this is a pay loon right and I'm deep
I'm deep in the game at this point so
Like if you did this boss when you were you know
like a week ago for when I would be in Pailu normally and it'd probably be a little bit harder but
it's a maze. Oh, here it is. Cool.
Oh
Why do you think people hate you be open world but not a game like this one?
I don't think people hate you be open world. I think just as many people bought you be open you you be soft open world
games as much as they did this game so.
He's dead.
somewhere else we can try
One of those situations where he was in the garage the whole time
Got at me mountain spirit
Oh, it chained again.
I'm just getting a chain of random side quests, like back to back to back to back to back to
back.
Oh.
Oh, I already did this puzzle.
I did this so long ago.
Holy.
I'm progressing this game in a really weird way.
I'm progressing this game in the strangest way ever.
I do something and then I get a quest 60 hours later in the spot where I did the something.
Crack more wind.
Mmmmm.
Look at all these quests I'm getting. Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's so many quests. I love it. I love side quests.
This game's side quests kind of fucking own. They're not, like, they're really not that bad.
And all of these side quests chain to something interesting, or something useful.
Might not be particularly good for like your build at the time or whatever, but like, these
side quests are, they're fucking good.
I gotta pee.
I'm gonna go sleep actually. I know I really don't like that time
Just peeing a side quest or a main quest because you're you can door too long to kill you. I
Don't think that's true. Can anyone really confirm that that's how that works. I don't think if you hold your pee and you die
That's all right. I think you just piss yourself
Go to jump
Once I sleep my pay loon construction will finish I have so much money, holy fuck
524,000
That's not what I want to do I want to sleep my pay loon construction is gonna finish. I'm almost done rebuilding pay loon
I don't know what happens when I do that, but I'm almost done
of
a loan
construction 65 K
So, work on payloon. Perfect. How many more payloon... I have reconstructing payloon. The barracks and the trading post, and that's done.
Okay.
I'll arrange a few.
Alright. Back to questing.
Wasn't I just there?
Out over the snowy mountains.
The white horn followers have ceased.
What? I just cleared this area
and it got taken over by other people?
That's knowledge.
All I'm saying is that's knowledge.
There's a witch here?
I have never found this witch before.
I didn't know there was a witch here.
I just learned something new.
Do you have any legendary mounts?
Yeah, I have a few.
no clue that there was a witch out here
are you trying to 100%
I'm trying to get to about 60
I think I'm gonna probably stop playing at about 60 or 70%
100% of this game is gonna be too hard
Oh all of the witches fragments go in here.
Oh, missing one.
There's one more witch fragment and then this one opens up.
Very cool. I'm almost at the part where I'm not at the last one. I'm close, kind of.
But yeah, 100% of this game is too...
exit like once you get to like 70% it's like it's gonna slow down so much get
out of my way
time to farm ogre rings yeah
What is the, um, what does the ice abeam do?
I don't fucking care
All my pet needs to loot so I can get some money.
I don't really know what the ice engine even does.
I feel like it's doing nothing.
Alright, I'm sleeping.
And why are they still fighting me?
Go away.
Thank you.
Alright, this is like a town.
County on the mud monster same one are they all blood monsters blood monster eat mud walker
luthamir all right let me go kill this marwin mist hunt master and i think it's
another legendary mount guy i guess
don't really need him but i enjoy doing it so
the
I can't see anything
, as fast travel here somewhere I'm looking for it
, Jesus
Oh, the bosses are here!
Oh, perfect!
It's gonna be one of those tracking ones though, so I'm gonna have to take a blue bar away
and then try to find him again.
Got all the Sanctums? No, there's one more witch that I have to find, and it's through
the main quest. I think it's going to be after Heximary.
Jesus Christ!
What is happening?
All right, I gotta still track this guy
You make a review video or something after finishing the game. No, I don't do that bro as much fun as that would be I don't do that
It would be kind of fun though.
I feel like I have a lot of similar interests when it comes to games with a lot of people.
So.
I think my reviews would bang, that ass.
But that's way too much work.
You know me, I don't do work.
I just sit on my ass.
This is gonna be a annoying quest. Hopefully I find him soon.
Where's the trail?
Jesus.
I wonder if this boss has always been here or I needed to trigger something for him to
spawn because I've walked around this area and I've never seen him.
I wonder if you need to have the tracking quest in the first place or you'll never find
whatever the creature is. I don't know if that's how that works.
Just tell someone your review and they'll write it. No, you gotta like,
when you're making reviews you have to like have your own system. Or else what's the
point of someone trusting you or listening to your view at all so like you'd have to make some sort
of format slash system that you yourself follow and I ain't got time to write something like that up
and I also don't want to
I have time I actually don't want to
perfect perfect perfect there he is
and
can't see the ground somewhere
, hitting is walking stop hitting a stag man
Epic fight, didn't see shit. It's okay, these legendary mobs are just not, they're not anything.
I really want to find the wolf, that's what I'm going for. I'm hoping that these quest
chains. I've already killed two of them so I'm hoping it just like kind of chains
together. It's weird it's seeming like a lot of the legendaries are out here in
Pelloon. I've only found one that's not or two or so.
Ugh!
You play some games using a gamepad or always keyboard and mouse? Always keyboard and
mouse thing.
I guess I'll kill this mudlocker real quick, it's probably going to be pretty easy.
Well I was thinking about being in the main today, but now I spent three hours doing
fucking god knows what I'm just distracted I'm guess main will be another
day or I'm out do I'll do a little bit of the main today I want to fight hex summary
she was really cool
I need your starter shield, but I can't get rid of it, so I'm too lazy to swap, so it
looks different.
I don't use shields, so it just sits there.
These guys are so pointless.
And why do they even exist?
Who knows?
Rainstorm Necklace. Oh, I have a Sunshine Necklace and a Rain Necklace. I'm never
going to make it rain ever all the quest chains based off some secondary quest oh in
order to get it that's annoying I don't know which one it is well these bosses
easier is he just OP well that's I wouldn't really count those guys as bosses
they're super easy. Oh, I sleep. Good night.
Yes.
This game looks like a mix of Assassin's Creed and Elden Ring.
I would say there's zero elements of Elden Ring in this game, but I guess if you could...
Maybe if that's your comparison?
I don't see any Elden Ring. None.
How many bosses so far? Great question! Let's see.
I don't know how many bosses I've killed.
I've killed.
I don't know which section it is, they changed the UI of this, I'm confused.
I don't know.
Oh, it's down here, 51.
Oh, 51 and a 75, okay.
Oh, there's still three more bosses in Pelloon.
There's no fruit finer than the peach, I tell you.
That was the question mark here.
I'm running out of sidequests in paleon. I don't know.
Bring the light back to longleaf to long branch.
Bring the light back.
75 bosses is not a bad number. That's crazy that I'm...
Dude, I'm getting close to killing every boss in the game.
Am I at 51? That's...
That's a lot more than I was expecting.
Like, before you know it, I will...
I will have killed every boss. Like, I'm very close.
because you gotta imagine a lot of the bosses are main story I still have a
couple chapters left so like let's assume there's at least five in the main
story I'll put me less than 20 out in the open world that's not very much
of
the not the shit again OK
, but these in the in the holes
Is that a hole right there, I can't tell.
You can't double jump out of here, that's annoying.
I think I'm dead, we'll see.
get in. Alright, that's one.
That's not one of those.
There's one.
These guys used to push me around.
They don't push me around anymore.
Huge Dac and Slam.
Alright.
Don't kill them again.
Now we're cool now. They don't push me anymore.
Alright, one more ball.
One more ball.
That's where you dump it, so it's close by, yeah?
Oh my god.
Well close very close
And gotcha
Get there get there get there get there get there and I don't know
I was about to say I'm really good at putting balls in holes, but take that back and dump.
Done.
This place is done.
Maybe if I get rid of all this it'll put the thong away.
Each
This is so much easier now dude when I was doing this at the start of the game.
Holy shit, I was doing this shit at the start of the game with no like abilities. No nothing. It was so stressful
And then I gave up
Which is a good thing I did because you need the side quest to even be able to do this but
it. Alright. Oh my god, I almost died. You can complete it without it, it'll just auto
complete. Oh, sure. Does that mean it would give you the quest chain then if you were
to do it on your own. I did one of the villages and then I didn't do anything, so I was like,
I don't usually eat when my health is low, but waste of food because you could just literally
die and respawn and because this will take what three or four pieces of meat which is
like you know 24 meat 24 tomatoes it's like a whole thing I'll do that on boss fights
too like if there's a boss fight and I'm already low health I'll just let it kill me and then
What? They gave me a fucking riddle.
Track the Woodland spirit.
Bro, my payloon rep is 99... is 100 max?
Cause I'm almost at 100 in her nard and payloon's about to be 100.
Oh, it is Max?
Fucking side quest Andy over here.
Oh, this one's going to suck.
I should probably die real quick this isn't going to be a boss where I can hit retry it's
an open world boss so it'll be checkpointed who knows maybe he won't kill me
What the fuck is this?
Oh, it's a bismuth.
I don't really care about this myth or though I don't even know what this myth or or is for
like truly I had never had to use it all right okay oh now I'm in this awful hole
Yeah, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die now. Make it easier. Thanks for upgrading rings or accessories.
I don't remember using that.
Because you only do like half the game?
Okay, you're just mad because I'm further than you.
He's been...
You mean I only do half the game?
I'm engaging with every part of the game.
Well, technically, you're not wrong.
My knowledge is 50%, so I actually...
I actually have only done half the game.
You're not wrong.
You're not in here, are you?
Oh, it's just a shortcut.
That's a cool healing spell, thank you.
I taught it to myself.
You're still playing?
Holy fuck.
Are you actually still playing Dune?
Let's go.
I'm gonna come back one day.
My building is still there. Everything's still up, upcapped.
Oh no, you don't play? Okay.
If you're just reinforcing, I've seen you kill three bosses in three seconds. What kind of playthrough is that?
How was that my fault?
How are you gonna blame me for killing a boss in three seconds?
How's it still upcapped? We've had someone signing in and, uh...
Making sure our house doesn't die
You're always like at some point you're always gonna be too strong that's like inevitable
It's gonna happen if you play the game enough you will be too strong
Not necessarily my fault for being too strong, it's just I'm playing the game a lot.
I have a lot of, I have a lot of upgrades, I have a lot of things.
Big.
I've just solved too many puzzles.
I'm my bad.
I'm so sorry that I've done too many muzzles, man.
I'm so sorry.
I should have done less.
I should have done fucking less.
This spirit quest sucks, though.
Big suckage.
I don't know what the hell knocked me out and spawned me somewhere else.
I don't want that to happen again.
I don't see the trail anymore.
Wait, there's more light here, but I already like the village.
Where'd the trail go?
How did I lose it?
It was right there
What where I just was
Hey
These quests are by far the worst, but you got to do them, well, you know, half do.
I don't really care what.
I lost it.
Look at this.
of
the trail got a cold
I don't know how it went cold, but it went cold.
Just seems to stop right here.
I didn't forget this, but okay, sure.
Let me tell him to stand.
I
Once life among the tree tops is to cure I swear to invention
Well
All right, better on your back, better on your back.
I use an uplift desk.
I've had an uplift desk for years.
They last a while.
I haven't had one go bad yet.
I'd love one but they get expensive. They for sure are pricey.
You can always build your own desk. Buy just a piece of wood.
Buy some little fucking legs that go up and down. Oh.
Tom.
Couple drills here and there good to go some holes guys I did a circle. There was no spirit. I
Did a whole ass circle there was no spirit, which means as I was running one way he was running the other way
So I'm behind him I guess
I wish I could make my character a literal ant, scroll so far away like their tiny little
character in an RTS game.
That would make navigation so nice.
I think I hear him.
Is that that big noise?
Is he banging over here?
I hear something banging.
There he is.
Oh, is it the big tree?
Oh my god.
You?
Do I kill you?
Oh, I don't kill him.
Steelhead's treasure.
I can do that.
It's a house!
Ha!
of
the
I shut him down by taking his giant boots, giant sleeves, and then I shut him down by
by taking his giant boots, giant sleep,
unleashed a shockwave after landing from a high fall.
Like that whole question just ends like that.
of roughly ends and all that build-up for for for that oh wait okay actually I'm
gonna try it I'm gonna bribe this guy usually when I bribe these shop keep
they tell me good stuff and I never went to this town to grab them the game get
better I mean obviously my rating from the beginning to my rating now is not
that much different well I'm dying of poison
What the hell's happening up here?
This whole place got poisoned?
There used to be people here.
The black bears.
Faction quest, executioner of justice.
Oh, it seems like I come back here for the main at some point.
Okay, so I'm not supposed to be here yet.
Alright.
Who the-
Oh, the black bear is in the red smoke.
Oh, it's a quest.
Oh, come on.
Okay, let's go do that.
Looks like it's going to be a boss fight.
So, a clueless black smoke.
I'm seeing articles where people are saying marathon for Game of the Year.
It is pretty damn good.
It's a pretty intuitive game.
Game of the Year, though, is a little bit, I would say, very easy, but...
Definitely a good game.
8 out of 10 for sure.
Are you land up just the same?
Lost bear bastard took in the town with smoke
Save your breath. They're trying to kill us all
Coltons Belgium smoke
Only they were gone
Do not I beg you rid us of that
Never mind that
Need to get everyone out of here first
but as good as dead if we stay be at the smoke or their swords
Let's get the red smoke
They're standing or sitting, depends on who you ask.
Find the source of the red smoke and destroy it.
You got it boss!
BAM!
Okay, I can't destroy it for some reason.
Is that normal?
Is that it?
now that i've murdered
maybe i give it a little punch
oh
little punch
you're a fuck out of here
punch
pull
Left right quick, clearly didn't work. What if it works now?
No.
Okay, a gas mask.
Um...
Hmm.
Stab?
No. Pierce?
Oh.
Does that work?
That's cool.
I'm I'm assuming it's working
That's pretty neat
Holy shit, this one's far away real far away
What's your take on Ninja's coming on the game?
He said it's literally like New World?
This game?
I mean, he knows it's literally not like New World.
He probably just, like, doesn't look like it.
i think i could understand the new world look
and it doesn't look similar
are you doing your role of the best of mother made
hopes that in the go
i can't see shit you're welcome welcome tonight time
I hate a new world, it's got poor taste, okay.
We can't all be blessed with good taste.
Like myself.
Of course.
Alright, beat of the goat.
Looks like you can't handle cilantro. What the fuck?
I don't even know what that is, but fuck you, buddy.
Alright.
Using big-ass words and shit, cilantro. Like, bro, get the fuck out of here.
Come on, cilantro.
You look like a fucking cilantro. How about that?
What's cilantro, though? Actually, though.
It sounds like a vegetable
Decoriander that's also a word I've never heard in my life all good
Trousin LA hasn't had Fah dude. Fah is hot dog water in disguise of something good. Fah
is such ass. You're just, you're just, it's just a shitty ramen. It's the, it's the shittiest
ramen of shitty. I've been to Faust several times. It's so mid.
Tastes like soap, it does. Wait, is it a launch roll or a first buff?
I need to do my research, actually.
I keep forgetting about my research, like I can't upgrade my stamina or health or any
of it until I get it.
And God knows what I want to.
I got a lot of Q saved up for it.
Hold on, Knowledge Jack, Butterfly.
Butterfly, Butter... Hold on, Butterfly, oh.
Oh, it's a fire.
There's 76 insects.
I need to work on my insect game.
I'm doing this to fast forward to the quest objective, the checkpoint skip is what I call
this.
Damn, a little bit closer.
Wow.
Oh no, they got murdered. No.
Oh no.
On the knowledge check, let me carry this donkey real quick.
Perfect.
Um, a lot of survivor.
Oh, there he is!
Oh, son of a bitch!
Come on, stab him!
I'm gonna back you up!
Sick!
Rose will defy right-sided now!
We'll find no mercy!
Why are you carrying that ass?
My ass?
Where's donkey a word for ass?
Wait, is donkey short form for ass?
Or sorry, other way around is ass short for donkey?
I just learned something new today.
What the fuck, man?
Bro, you had to...
So when people are saying you fucking donkey,
they're saying like, you fucking ass.
You're such a donkey, you're such an ass.
It makes sense now when I think about it.
of
the
Let the bulls out go
You help right there. I'll count it three off you go
one
Your aim is every
I'll take care of them well what brings you back here
Just needed to try out.
Felt they swine!
W side quest. That was a cool one.
Not again!
One button handy just like me, huh? All right. This will be a good fight. This will be a good fight.
I'm gonna kill you.
GG brother, GG.
Absolutely smoked. The Ashen Execution.
Oh, it's a new ability. What is it?
It's a... Oh, it's a parry ability.
Fun.
Get the enemies around Odec, oh, oh, oh, there's no enemies left, what do you mean enemies
around Odec, they're all gone, I murdered them all.
Well, and eight Dark Souls, I mean in Dark Souls if you got a good little build going
You could kind of blast as well
Darkhouses requires more setup right where you have to like buff this buff that do this at the go-in and
Boom, but in this game if you have the proper gem
Like sockets and whatever you're chilling
You being an archer in this game, Abbie?
Kind of. I guess. You could do a little bow build only if you wanted to.
Nothing can suck up all of the back.
A poster I've never seen before.
maintenance. Okay. How many bosses are left? I have about 20 bosses left, I think. There's
Dude, there's a very good chance I kill every boss pretty soon.
There's really not much left.
I'm saving the best for last, you know?
Where are the last of these guys?
In Odek.
Odinson.
Would a less powerful build make bosses more or less fun?
It depends on the boss. Some bosses are complete ass.
It really depends on the boss.
Where you going?
They say New World was the BDO killer before but gone already what happened?
Amazon failed I guess.
The honest answer really.
And they chose poorly with their updates.
They started to really get the ball rolling at the end of New World's.
The last little bit of updates, they finally were making some good changes, but like, they
needed to do that sooner.
Hopefully Arc Raiders doesn't have that same thing, right?
Where they get some good shit going, a little too late, and then people don't care.
I think Arc Raiders is good enough to hopefully, I feel like it could last a little bit.
I miss Lost Ark, dude.
That game is in a really good spot right now.
Lost Ark is really, really good to play right now.
There's no missing it.
Like if you want to play it right now,
in a very, very good spot.
They're very close to catching Lost Ark up to,
like Korean builds and stuff too.
They're almost in sync.
Very good time to play Lost Ark.
Very, very, very, very good.
Oh, another boss.
A lot of bosses in Peiloon.
Oh wait, there's only one left after this.
Once I kill the one-eyed jackal, there's only one boss left and I'll pay Loon. Done. No boss.
6.5k players? Well, you don't need any more than 8 players.
Like, if you play with, like, 8 friends, you're gonna have the best time ever.
My game isn't a fantastic spot.
You don't need that many people to play it, you just need 8. 8 people's.
I may as well murder these guys real quick, there's a many of them, and they die fast.
Get liberated son, get liberated.
friends of this economy hold on I'm gonna check on Hannah really quick make
sure she's alive
What a beautiful view, huh? And I'm not talking about the game.
Time to sit. I haven't been sitting long enough.
So this is gonna be the second to last boss in this region. I'm a fucking boss
layer that's what I'm trying to do by the way I'm trying to just complete some
of the milestone beats that I think are interesting to me bosses kill every boss
in the game do every puzzle in the game every sanctum shit like that they
try to do some like fun little puzzle just one little beats in general do the
main do some of the side quests or side character main stories shit like
that
to get a man you're rich
what?
damn what a combo
Blackberry. Blackberry.
I really do feel like I'm playing Valhalla when I play this game, man, I swear.
I'm playing a way too dank Valhalla.
I know I say Odyssey, but this character just reminds me of a Viking.
Oh, this isn't really a boss. This is just an elite, I believe.
One-eyed Jackal captain. I don't think it's a boss.
I thought you visually can't see what it's actually doing, it's just hacking slash effects
all over the place.
We'll change the build, man.
That's just the way I like to play.
You could play a finisher build instead.
The finisher build is more controlled, more animation driven, like, um, finished, like, you know, executions and stuff.
That's what I mean by this game is like, it's as easy as, or as hard as you want to play it.
Like, do combat any way you want.
You're not bound to play the way that someone else's plays.
I just like playing this way because it's flashy as fuck, it looks cool.
I want to have the most spell effects at all times I want to just I want everything to explode
Talk to the chief aye or oy
I should be going at Greymane the village is at peace again. Thanks to you
But there is yet another trouble that ails us might you lend us your raid sure
Man, I'm almost on this region. Let's finish it
Hi
And in doing so they awakened the storm god storm god
Bolts have rained down on the mountain too many have perished in the fires
Could you see what's happening up there?
warm God
It'll be fun.
You can play slower Assassin's Creed style if you want to.
Yeah, you could play stealthy.
It doesn't work as well as Fast and Street for sure.
Like, you still have to do combat, but my point is like, you choose the combo that you want to do.
If you want to jump up in the air, lift somebody up, throw him to the ground, teleport to another guy,
do a finisher, parry another guy, do a finisher, then do a big two-handed axe swing, big explosion,
then back to normal, like, you want to dropkick somebody, fucking RKO him, whatever.
Everything is up to you
Big ass zone connect the ancient device
of
the
These guys are hard, holy shit.
These guys are mad hard.
I will not die.
I'll get the fight.
What's that?
Nata.
Something up there, right?
I'm not sure what this does, but we'll crank it.
I don't know, the only thing I can think of is maybe I'm supposed to line this up with
these little dots and then push the button.
I don't know though.
You can see how that thing has...
They're more of these...
They're more of these beacons or...
I don't know if I can't really see.
I wonder if I can make it sunny in here.
I have fast travel.
Oh?
I'm wondering why spinning it important.
I don't...
I don't know.
Okay.
Maybe I'm just supposed to look around and fix a bunch of those.
I feel like this is going to be a really cool boss fight, I'm getting good vibes from
this. Getting real good vibes. There's another one.
This one's not getting hit by lightning. I wonder why.
Hold on.
What? We're first person.
okay
this one's charged
gotta mean something
was that? Okay, I'm assuming there's five of them, and I've only hit three. Or one,
two, three. So I'm assuming there's two more. So I think I gotta look around more. Maybe.
There's another one.
This one's already zappy zapped.
Oh, is the handle an arrow?
So this connects to that one, that one I have to point to another one.
Ah!
That would make sense.
Okay, I can do that.
I can do that.
Yeah, I can do that.
Not a problem.
So then I need a point.
What?
I don't...
I think I over...
I think I'm overthinking this one just like I always am.
classic move by me
just a classic move by me
i thought i would need to
do like that
pattern
and point them at all the other
they're like the beaming, they're beaming at each other
oh the same elevation maybe
because that one's kind of the same elevation as this one, that one's kind of the same elevation as
That one knows not as higher.
This one's higher than the other one, which makes me think there's one more that's on the same level.
Somewhere.
Holy shit, let's see.
I mean, it's kind of pointing, right?
There's no way, this one's higher, there's no way it points to the top.
That's way higher.
There's gotta be one more somewhere, that's this high.
I have no clue where.
Hard to fucking see anything 1, 2, 3, 4, where's 5?
I wonder if I point this one at the other one.
God, this puzzle sucks.
I'm missing one more.
Well, let's find the other one first.
I think I'm just wasting my time, if I don't find the fifth one, it's a hard waste.
One, two, three, four...
First five.
Oh, I guess I saw something here.
Uh... no.
Open your map. Yeah, that helps.
I'm missing one more.
I'm missing one more pillar of light.
I just want to know if these things connect, because like right now they don't.
I just want to know if these pillars, like am I even thinking about this right?
Where they have to zap each other?
I could be thinking about it wrong.
I just have no way of...
Oh, that one looked like it auto-aimed up there actually, hold on.
It looked like it snapped up there.
I think I lined it up right, let's see.
Okay, so that's right.
Okay, so they definitely snapped together.
I'm still missing the fifth pillar though.
That one needs to go...
I don't know where this one goes, maybe this one?
Let's see if it'll snap for this one.
this one. Okay so those two are working. Great.
And we'll worry about pillar number five when we line these up.
I'm not quite.
I don't.
I don't know about this one, I'm gonna go get the other one.
What the fuck is pillar five?
Okay, so that one clearly doesn't connect to that one.
It's shooting right over it.
Alright, we need to find Philip 5.
This is a waste of time until I find 5.
Not that bad.
Sir, you found all 5.
I did not find all 5.
I clearly am seeing 4.
I don't know where you're magically seeing a fifth one, but...
I don't know if you guys count a little differently than I do, but there's four.
One, two, three, four.
There's a fifth one somewhere.
The button doesn't do anything. The button just...
...zaps it, it sort of zaps.
You just line it up, you know?
I still need pillar five.
Which is weird though because like pillar 5 is just does it not exist?
Is pillar 5 the platform?
Cause I definitely don't see 5.
Anywhere.
Oh wait.
Did I just see one?
No.
I'm definitely not seeing 5.
See, like, we have three.
One, two, three.
We connected the that to that to that.
This doesn't have an anchor to anything.
This doesn't have anything.
So, we're missing two pylons, or one pylons.
So pillar 5's gotta be here somewhere.
I don't know. I'm seeing fucking Jack.
I'm not seeing shit.
There's a pillar 5 that does not exist.
That does not exist.
I don't understand.
Holy fuck.
Killer 5, killer 5.
Killer five
Our art style pillar five
And I guess, is that it or is that just like an artifact?
Maybe that could be it.
Is it in the zone?
Oh my god, it's it.
I could have just zoomed in more.
Oh my god.
That's okay, listen.
I just learned how to use a map recently, so it's all good.
It's all good.
Killer 5.
We found Killer 5.
All good.
This is not Killer 5, but...
There's pillar 5, okay.
Pillar 5 is somewhere around here.
Somewhere.
I wonder how many people thought there wasn't a pillar 5 in my chat.
chat and they're like bro you already got the puzzle done man like you're done
I don't have any fire arrows but I do have uh this
I'll throw the shot
maybe
Just needed the right angle.
Hell yeah.
Alright, now we know why that one was aiming so high up, I think.
I don't know where to zap this one though.
That part confuses me a little bit.
I don't really know where to trust this one.
Shit.
Um, I guess I'll just turn it.
I'll keep turning it until something happens.
Why do I keep getting trust?
I'm almost max trust with something.
Don't know what.
I have no clue where to point this one let's try here okay that worked I think I'm doing
it backwards actually I think this is supposed to be the end maybe cuz there's
no way that one can hit this one
is that one
listen listen what doesn't do anything I'm already did we already did the button
You guys just see an interact key and you're like oh my god. Oh my god hit it
But this one
Is not right somehow I
Don't know what the fuck I point this one
I would imagine it goes to that really far one but it didn't seem to, it didn't seem
to snap over there.
Maybe it didn't snap because the far one wasn't built and now that the far one's built
Let's see, it will snap, let's see.
Okay it's not, is it like a different angle here?
I'm not sure.
Okay, so here's what I think.
I think that one is supposed to point to this one over there, and then that one bounces
to that one and then this one still stays and hits this one and this one goes into like
the main area or some shit like it'll go like right here or something and it'll hit the main area down
though that's my guess or maybe that one is the last one it's definitely an order
thing right it's definitely an order thing maybe that one right there is the
final one. So that would mean that to that to that. Let's try it. Oh yeah I love sliding
for no reason. Oh yeah. Let's see if this one will even connect. That'll give me my
answer. If this one snaps to the one to my right then we'll have our answer pretty quick.
Where even is it? Is it here?
Is that it? Oh it shoots right over it.
So it doesn't go there I guess.
Does it go to that far one?
Does it go to that far one either?
Is it like an in-between situation there?
No, it doesn't go to that far one either, so it has to go to that one.
Is that one wrong?
Maybe this one's wrong.
Maybe this one goes.
Here.
I have no fucking clue.
I actually don't know.
They seem to only connect to one... thing.
That one's gonna easily fire at that one, we know that one.
It's just, I don't know where that one goes.
This is fucking weird.
Let's do anything on this one, I don't think I hit the button on this one.
Okay, so that, I mean, we're in the same spot that we've been in.
We've connected four and we don't know how to connect five.
the same situation I was just in.
How do I... how do I get to this one...
in the chain?
I mean this is for sure this has to be the start right there's just no way
That doesn't connect to that either this one doesn't go into any of them
This is the only one I'm missing and it doesn't connect to shit.
You connect to that one?
Doesn't even go to that one either!
This one pylon doesn't connect to a DAMN thing.
of
I don't even think this has a sight... I don't even think this has a sightline on the other
one. I don't think you can even go there. Dude, it's crazy how I know what we're supposed
to do, but it's not. It's not. It ain't, it ain't fucking.
Go to mid, I already know what mid says man, it connects the four because I have the four
connected, I just can't connect this one.
This one doesn't connect to a single one, it doesn't connect to that one, doesn't
connect to that one, doesn't connect to that one, doesn't connect to that one.
None of these connect to this one. I tried to point that one at this one. It doesn't go. I tried to point that one at this one. It doesn't go. I tried to point that one at this one. It doesn't go.
You clearly have to connect all five together. But they're not...
This one also doesn't connect to any of them.
This one right here, on the right, doesn't connect to a single one.
Get a neck-and-neck to the left one?
Nah, man, look what that left one is, all over there.
I don't know I'm here. Here's what I'm gonna do. I know I'm gonna do I'm gonna reset the whole puzzle. I
Know what to do. It's just not working. So I'm gonna reset the whole puzzle
Perfect all right perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect. Let's try this game
I want to focus on the ones that weren't connected first.
This is painful, yeah.
This is how a normal person solves normal things.
You would do it the same way.
Welcome to trial and error.
Okay, that one still doesn't connect to that one.
Where are you going little bro?
Let me see if this one can connect here.
Hard to see man.
one. I'm in the same guy's situation. I'm in the same boat. I'm in the same stitch. I'm
I'm in the same position!
That one's going nowhere.
It's the one that couldn't connect to anything.
One still doesn't connect to anything at all, like nothing.
What the fuck?
Could there be more than five?
and
I don't get it
but they don't connect so I actually don't know I don't get it like they're
a hundred percent they're all supposed to connect but they do not
I can't make shapes guys I can't like forcefully make shapes because they only
go one way I can't like try to make like a pentagram or something you know is
Is that one only connects to this one?
This one only connects to that one?
That one only connects to that one?
That one doesn't go anywhere?
There's no other...
They don't...
Like...
They don't work in any other way.
That one still doesn't obviously connect to that one because it can't.
That goes nowhere.
I mean, it's the same fucking thing.
I mean, I'm in the same exact thing.
I'm in the same boat.
No, I know I have an inactive filler.
I was trying to fix the ones that...
Okay, I'll do the same thing.
then I'll work again but
they may be a wealth of reloaded on
the same thing
this one
say maybe that one would go
now
all right
on the exact same spot we were before
why did that one just what?
That one whiffed and then it shot again and then it hit.
Pick the main platform, no I hear you man.
Same shit.
I mean if anyone actually, like I'm reading chat because I want to figure this out.
Anyone, if any one of you guys actually have an idea, please share it because I'm very confused.
I I it's very clear we're all in agreeance in what we're supposed to do right it's very clear, but it's not working so
You know I'm saying
You know I mean jobby
I want you to just pass this turn off, yeah man, because they don't connect.
I hear ya, that's the problem, they don't connect.
Everything connects except for the last one.
And they only have one set path, and the path never leads to it.
This one only hits that one, that one only hits that one, that one only hits that one,
that one hits nothing.
Like, we've already done the circle, I'm not gonna move this one, because we know
this one doesn't go anywhere.
You guys are, everything you guys are saying is the same thing I'm doing.
It's clockwise, it starts from here, goes bang, bang, bang, but doesn't end up
anywhere else
because it cannot
that one right there that one all the way far over there that one can't connect
to this one
so then i was thinking like okay well that what if it's a different starting
point like okay what if it starts over there
still that one can't connect here
that one that one can't connect here
that one up there can't connect here
none of these connect to here so that i was like okay well let's turn
this one on okay
let's turn this one on and maybe it'll magically work
also doesn't work
They're like, I truly don't know.
I've already done this, guys.
We're repeating ourselves.
I've done this already.
So this turns on, but once again, still nothing connects to it.
You know what I'm saying?
And then the button will make it obviously zap.
So then I was thinking like, OK, maybe this is the starting point.
This is the anchor pillar.
Also not right? It's not the anchor pillar
So I'm kind of just I'm stung locked a little bit
I've done every possible scenario
And in the eye zero and nothing no outcome
You just turned it on so you could connect it now I
Wish it was that simple
You know it was on last time right?
Wait a second.
Wait, why is it working?
Wait, wait, this wasn't happening last time.
Okay, so it was bugged last time, the fast travel fixed it.
Hell yeah!
But now where does this one go?
Fuck yeah!
W fast travel!
Let's go!
Let's fucking go!
All right, so now do I just complete the circle I think, right?
This one?
Hell yeah!
All right.
Should hopefully work.
I told you it was a bug.
I didn't know.
That's why I fast traveled, you said that.
It was a bug dude the whole time.
Oh, that sucks.
sucks that was like 30 minutes wow what a waste of time we did though no one's
saying bug brother you just saw me go back in the VOD and watch for 30 minutes
and see exactly what I just did it was the same thing it just wasn't
connecting now it is all right remember that guys if you get to this puzzle and
And that happens to you. Hit the little fast travel reset.
Thank you fucking goodness.
Thank goodness. Never turned on yet.
You saw me turn it on.
Oh god, I hate that you guys don't believe me. You literally witnessed it with your eyeballs the gaslighting's insane.
Goobo.
Holy fuck.
What do I get from this guy?
Bolt plate armor reckoning abyss to feed the fallen god.
This guy looks like he's going to smack my titties.
He looks like he's gonna get my titties a good ol' smack in.
of
Stop this! Innocent people are dying!
Is Lightning even gonna work against him? I don't know, about to find out!
No. It does not. It's your dice.
I'm fucking zippity-zap-toe!
Oh, sick!
Trying to fucking juggler.
Was the main quest boss? No, it was the side quest.
This might be my last boss in the region, maybe?
Well you just watched with a nabug?
Yes it was.
Go back.
I'm telling you dude.
I'll make a bet with you Quinn Coe and go back $1,000 if you're right.
I'll make a personal deal with specifically you.
Oh shit, he's alive!
Go back in the Vod. Send me a little video.
Talk over it.
I don't have a thousand dollars you win no I'm saying you don't pay me I pay you
if you're right go back at the Vaughn don't put a video out message it to me
I'll watch it and if you're right I'll give you a thousand dollars go back we
made a pact it's Galactus
Galactus. Hungry. Oh, I should have jumped. It's him, it's Galactus. It's really him,
head actually it did it did no damage
I think yeah I staggered him so I should
fall I don't know if I hit him in the
hands or the head or you know what maybe it's not even that nope okay well that
was bad choice by me there we go again
I'm gonna show I'm in hell I'm in hell give me a minute give me a minute oh fuck
I'm gonna say this again
Now I didn't heal on purpose I wanted him to kill me
kill me
i don't die enough you know
that's okay
allergic to healing now sometimes i like to let the boss kill me just to uh feel something
I don't want him to kill me again, so I'm gonna heal here, because I definitely would
to kill me 30%
I don't really know how you're supposed to dodge that, but it's fine.
I tried to play the Elden Ring? Yeah, I came out of it. It was fun.
I had a really good time. 120 hours and that game was awesome.
I died about 400 times. It was great.
of
cool lightning bolt plate
got no socket so it's dog shit but still cool
Lightning God Affliction
Oh, it's another parry shield
So so far I have three
Three or four of these Abyss sockets where you parry and you do damage back
So you could probably do a build where you do zero damage and you only parry, but you probably can't do that to every boss
Honest because like some bosses you just can't parry that guy. I don't think you pray that guy. He's too big
He too big
Fallen god. Let's kill a god, bro.
Oh.
That was fun.
Literal god armor sells for 20 silver.
So was that the last boss of Pailun, or?
I have one boss left at TeLune.
Who?
Who the fuck's the last boss?
Some guy?
Trace of the Thunder God.
Ooh, what's that?
I'm- the quest isn't done yet.
I get more fucking stuff.
Is there a reason you still use the shield from the beginning?
I don't use a shield.
Storm Lord's Fury is past.
It's you. You saved the village. No more lightning. No more thunder.
We were in the middle of a ritual when the lightning fell silent.
I'm sure everyone in Peldun is admiring this piece of sky as well.
Hopefully it'll never rain again. I thank you on behalf of everyone.
Okay, so I got key item, grants a large amount of payloon contribution from Max.
Aren't I?
I think I'm Max.
A hundred out of a hundred.
Grants a large amount of payloon contribution.
Hell yeah.
Yeah. Okay, so I don't understand. There's one singular boss left. Is it something in the Cloister of
Ruination based off of Quest? In Pelloon? It's probably that. Is it something to do with the
Witch when I put all the symbols in? It might be that. You guys don't have to spoil it for me,
but is it tied behind main or can I just stumble upon this fucking thing very final boss? I don't know
I have a feeling it's going to be main related
It's not made.
What the fuck is it then?
There's no way it's like these little quests.
Like talk to the person.
You know?
There's no way it's that.
Hails of the merchants.
There is.
There's only one boss left of the Crimson Desert, there's only one boss left of Palaeum,
I still have to do four here, or five in her nard.
I got so many mixed answers on the last boss of Payloon here, so I actually don't know
if it's a side quest or if it's a main quest or what.
And so many mixed answers.
I think there's two witches, fuck I've never even been in here, I ran right by this shit.
You just go that lightning odd, it's raining again.
At least it's not storming, right? No lightning and shit.
Can't believe they didn't do a boss battle with two or three bosses at once.
I mean, one boss is already...
aggravating as it is.
With like the way they have their mechanics and shit.
I think a randomizer would be fun in this game.
I don't know how that would work though.
Some bosses couldn't be randomized, right?
Because like their specific platforms and shit, but...
Other bosses good.
I know there's a witch a witch hangout over here where the fuck is it?
She's hideout
Oh
No witch here too, why these witches never home
I don't know what something here I don't know what something
I somehow managed to unequip my shield is not on the back or an inventory.
What the hell that's tag?
Did you download a mod?
and
so
why do the side quest
like norum
This is the zone done until Mayn.
So many questions.
I don't know if that time stamp is wrong for me or something.
Level 5 is when I was fighting the Titan.
I don't understand why a timestamp would be different though.
I gotta be!
I can't get proper rest.
And now of all times, I've run out of straw and can't leave the shop.
There's a farm just outside the village with a good stock of straw.
If you've time, could you ask if they'll spare some?
What did she want me to do?
I actually wasn't listening at all.
I wonder if this quest will change anything, would it say a change?
It says 1-0-1.
I don't know what she wanted me to do.
I don't see anything.
to give you a letter. Oh, uh, did? I'll, oh, this one. Thank you. Okay. I'm hoping that
the side quest chains into the last boss of this area because you guys I think
most of you guys said that the boss I'm missing
of course if you guys said the boss I'm missing is a side not a main so I don't
know if that means I got to do these like merchant requests or something I
don't fucking know
the sky so clear lifts my spirits i reckon it's a good sign too
I could point you in the right direction.
Is this the right direction, or is this the wrong direction?
Is the wasting wasting my time direction?
Four hours and 36 minutes.
I see it's not connected, though.
I don't even have the last pillar made there, so there's no way it would be connected.
It was shooting into the mountain.
I'm telling you, man.
I promise you.
It's kind of hard to see the whole blurry mess, though, because it's so fucking foggy in that area.
I'm telling you, it was not connected.
I just couldn't help it.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
So close.
Ah, you're back.
How did your last purchase treat you?
How am I doing in here?
GG, well played.
Yeah, it's shooting into the side of the mountain.
It's not shooting into the one that is on.
Because you're not shooting into the mountain.
It's not shooting into the mountain.
because you could tell where I'm standing. I'm standing in between like if you look
on the map where you where you linked it, it's perfect actually because I opened
the map. This one, it looks like it's shooting here but it's actually shooting
like here. I haven't made this one yet obviously. So that was the problem in
this chain is this one went to here, that one went to here, that one went to
here and then until I fast traveled I tried to point this one here, it
didn't work, I tried to point it here, it didn't work, I tried to point it here, it didn't work.
None of these were going until I reset my fast travel than this one here finally connected to that one
Now it could have been that I maybe wasn't aligned properly like maybe it was like a pixel off
I don't know but I did it like three times and that bitch was not connecting to that pile on
It kept it kept going into the mountain
I think if you watch in oh, okay, I think if you watch in that same VOD and you go a little further you'll see
Because you'll see then I go to this you'll see me re-correct and try to fix it and see if it's like if it's something
I missed and then it's not
Kind of annoying, but you'd have to watch more to get a deeper
Picture of it to see when I like try to re-correct them again and again and again
And then once you see that you it'll make a little more sense
Okay, so are these requests a waste of time
Feeling very waste of timey here. I think my bags are already full
That would happen when the stars to 10 poor beast must have had a rough time of it
I'd more than enough stored so don't do much it's especially soft horses will
love it I'll see that and it gets it
that's it
What's the far left node I was wondering the same thing I don't think it's anything
I'll go do it real quick, but I don't think it's anything
I think this is just like when you kill a boss and then it's like, hey, this area got
liberated after you cleared that boss and then you got liberated again.
What am I missing here?
Is the boss that I'm missing cool or kind of lame if you guys know what the boss is
how would you guys even know actually though how would you know the way you've played
played more than me, but I guess you may have cleared the area.
You know what I want to find? I want to find the guy that the wolf guy.
I want to ride the wolf.
Just because I want to see if the wolf model is sick or not.
I don't know where that dude is.
I beat it last month.
Fucking aura.
He's pretty much the coolest, but it wouldn't be too hard for your status at this point.
Oh, I don't expect any boss to be really hard right now.
I just want the wolf, because...
You and Cloaksy would get along nicely. Wait, what?
What does that mean? Who else is this guy?
He means being a furry.
Oh, it's close to you at 32?
I don't understand.
I didn't mean 2, sorry.
Wrong word.
As well?
Nope, that also doesn't work.
You know what I mean.
Damn, there's a fast travel here the whole time.
Oh my god.
Run up here.
It's covered it's nose.
Whoa, it's a wraith or something.
Where are you?
And it's gone.
These witches took over, I guess.
This is gonna be nothing. Just clearing these guys for Fungi.
Doesn't really kill the boss.
Beat the enemies.
I mean, if there was enemies to defeat,
Did that beat you?
There's nothing here.
Alright, can I get a hint on where the wolf guy is?
A legendary wolf so I can ride him.
Oh, that's why you guys were being weird.
I understand it, I understand that.
I was really confused what you guys were saying.
That makes sense.
I don't know if he really counts as a boss.
Oh, no, no, I'm not looking for him as a boss.
I want to kill him because he's, um, I want to ride him.
And once again, stop being weird.
Now that I've noticed what I'm saying, it sounds weird.
But it's not weird.
What is Novograd?
Is that even an area?
What is it?
Brad?
Was that him?
Defeat, cut him.
No.
No, the grad
Maybe he's here
Hunters veil and wolf trackers it could be a good guess
I'm looking to see if I have a little marker somewhere, looking for a little marker that
might help me get there, but I don't think I have it.
I'm going to guess it's this one as weird as that is.
I think this will chain it.
I mean, it's Hunter's veil.
Like that sounds like something that would be a full thing.
I'm going to use the shield.
and now it's Kudom. What? Kudom? 26 seconds. Oh, not started yet. Didn't connect. Oh wait.
Okay, that one, okay, that's, yes, yes, that one did connect.
But that, once again, that wasn't the problem, that wasn't the anchor that I was telling
you about.
It was connecting to that one that wasn't happening.
Yes, that one does connect.
That one absolutely does connect.
But it wasn't connecting to that one.
I'm trying to find a clip of me connecting two specifically that one.
It has to be two that one.
That was the problem.
I couldn't complete the circle because I couldn't get two that one.
Just a couple of trackers.
Because he didn't activate it previously, he activated it later and just moved it.
It's not possible because it wouldn't be it wouldn't be
Shooting if it wasn't activated. That's the point you activated to shoot
It could only shoot once it's activated that's when it starts to generate the electricity this besides when you link it like
That's like the first thing I did is activate the thingy I think something was very wrong with the order I
I think the order of which I did it broke something.
Oh I gotta do research.
And he forgetting.
And he forgetting to do research.
Fuck.
The only place I know to do research is, oh gee, Christ, it's somewhere up here.
There's research that could be done in the Urdva, and then, don't you hit a research
institute like early in the main story or something?
I don't even remember what that was.
Here?
Here.
Do you do research here, you think?
I wonder if this was supposed to be a tutorial quest for how to do research, and I never
did it because I haven't done a single little bit of research in this game and I think this
might be an introduction to it.
Which is pretty important though, to do, and it takes time.
Why is it important?
It gives you cool shit.
That's how you progress your character as well.
Like your skills and shit.
Like I could be way stronger, basically.
He didn't research the cuckoo pot that has the merchant all around?
No, I haven't done any.
I haven't done a single point of research.
I always get distracted and I say I'm going to do it and then I forget.
So I haven't done any of it.
I have a feeling tomorrow might be my last day of this game.
I got a hunch.
Either tomorrow or the next day.
Because after today, I'm gonna have very little to do.
Why? I just haven't...
Oh, I haven't...
I'm gonna try to kill all the bosses. That's gonna be my goal.
And I think I should be able to finish that in today and tomorrow.
Kill all the bosses, plus the main.
Um...
And maybe max my skill tree, and then that'll be it.
The maxing the skill tree, though, can take a fucking minute.
There's a lot of skill points.
A lot of skill points. Not on every character, so it's crazy.
I don't know though. I want to do the puzzles. Puzzles are fun. I want to do the Abyss puzzles
and chill. I want to do the, um, I want to do the, um, all the Sanctums for the, for the
puzzle vibes. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. We'll feel it out, we'll feel it
I'll fill it out.
How many bosses are there?
75.
They played Marathon today? No, no.
You have to distribute your points between characters?
Yeah, but they're really cheap.
The most expensive part of everything that shares is your stamina spirit health.
That shares between all the characters.
The cheaper parts, which don't cost that many cubes, is like the skills in between.
Like to max the character...
To max the middle part of the character, it really only takes like 50 cubes.
But to max all of the stamina and health and spirit, that's like hundreds of fucking cubes.
Alright, did that quest chain into anything to fight a wolf?
Chained into a horse race?
That is... not what I was expecting.
I said I wanted to do it and I've gotten so distracted with so much other shit is it
nighttime?
okay we're gonna go sleep because this is awful
oh research that's my that's what I wanted to check out real quick yeah
research um I'm assuming that
I almost forgot again.
Dude, there's just so much fucking shit to look at.
There's a lot to upkeep too. Like a lot of like little micromanaging of your camp and I guess research that I should have definitely been doing this entirety of the play through,
but I have not been which is troll as fuck.
I'm assuming research takes days in-game and I'm on day 113. I haven't started one.
Yeah, funny
Where's the research guy? Oh, is it this?
Don't you want to max your camp too? I'm really close. I think the last part I'm thinking about the last part
I do the last pay loon upgrade. It should take a day or two in game and
Get it done
I don't have a bounty to turn in two kilometers away touch the thorn bush
cause it to reset bro don't be doing bounties that far away man that's crazy
there you go
work ahead and this mental fog is really getting in the way could you possibly find me a cup of tea
somewhere nearby uh-huh I got you this tea I guess it smells better when you know the effort it
took oh thanks to you my head's finally clearing my door is always open to you should you want to
to conduct your own research all right a spark of inspiration could reshape the future
well the cloud starts fog
That was underwhelming.
Well, this guy is confusing to get to.
Nice.
Thank you.
Uh, at the bottom.
bottom of this
up there progress never stops and neither do we
i wonder why i can't this is cannot use the research institute yet
I wonder why I can't do these.
Like, I might use the researching.
Does anyone have any ideas?
As to why this...
Why he hates me?
Why does that guy hate me?
And they shine for all to see.
The research we conduct knowledge grows more powerful the more it is shared.
Nope, I shall write down our discussion before...
I don't know.
and
not sure
you think maybe I need to do the last
weight of knowledge
and now
Oh, wait.
This is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
That outfit's in the trash.
It might be this quest, maybe.
A lot of question marks in this game.
You're like, how do I do this?
I don't know.
Dragons yet? No, that's main, bro. That's main. I think it's like the end of the game.
I'm gonna do this quest and see if this chains into going to the institutes all over the
map or something I don't know. I reequipped my shield to try to figure out how I did it
and I can't get it off. I guess it was a bug. You actually unequipped your shield, that's
sick. Listen, keep trying to replicate that. That's tech.
I'll touch it. I love touching forbidden things.
Have I played Black Desert? Yeah.
But that was a long time ago.
Yes! The library's overseer will know something of this.
Some rogue will be finished when we catch them.
Such prose must never be brought to light.
We're counting on you.
Yeah, I played, I played video like 10 years ago,
and it was fun.
I mainly could play it off stream though.
It was, it was a game that I played
when I traveled for like counter strike tournaments
Because I could life skill on my laptop when I'm at like the hotel or something.
Or I guess not when I'm at the hotel, but like when I'm out of the hotel.
And it was impossible to stream because if I streamed it, I would just get murdered out in the streets.
It really sucks. There's a lot of really fun games out there that I know I would enjoy and play a lot, but I can't stream them. They're impossible.
Like, Albion Online? I would probably love that game, but can't stream it.
But it kinda makes me wanna play BDO again, this game specifically.
Because I do remember when I did play video getting doing like a nice pirate loop and murdering all the pirates was fucking fun
Be spray-main good to see you. That's your business in scholar stuff
I'm helping out in the search for the forbidden book.
The only book you'll ever see me in is a HB.
Give him my work in the Treasury.
I have to visit the Grand Library, but I wasn't there the day it disappeared.
As occupied with meetings involving noble guests, I came to you.
a moosa?
I think...
I think I was a striker to start and then I played a moosa a little bit.
But you gotta realize like these classes just didn't exist when I played.
Like there was no dark knight.
Actually, I think Dark Knight was literally right around the corner when I stopped playing.
I'm pretty sure it was like, coming out or close to.
But I played a Striker.
There's a lot of really cool classes in BDO. There's so many classes in BDO now.
I feel like class fatigue is definitely real in games like that.
Like, Lost Ark's the same way. They just keep making more classes.
Over and over and over again.
I'm speaking to all involved as all that is to it. Do you speak ancient tongues? With my work in ancient civilizations, it would be strange if I didn't. But that has no bearing on the matter.
I kinda want to...
I kinda want to load up...
I kinda want to load up BDU again.
Is it good?
I'm gonna be a Steamcharts Andy.
Black Desert, how many people are playing?
23k!
It's gaining popularity
since December.
It is growing.
It went from a thousand players gain to three thousand players to eight hundred
players to fifteen hundred. It kept growing.
That's one, two, three, four, that's five months of growth.
Interesting.
Why is BDO growing in the past five months?
That's just steam?
I mean, most people probably play on steam, right?
Maybe I'll load up Black Desert again.
Maybe I will.
Actually, you know what?
I don't play on steam,
so I guess most people maybe don't.
Anyone that's old school BDO
probably doesn't play on steam
maybe i will load up some bdo again
for the vibes
but is it still
am i still gonna just get stream sniped when i go try to do anything? is this still gonna happen?
yes
good I'm only doing this quest chain I'm not paying attention to any of it but I'm
only doing it because I think this might be why I'm being gatecapped from doing
research elsewhere I don't know though
yeah maybe I'll maybe I'll dabble in some video feel dabble maybe I'll dabble
This is under me somewhere.
You do so bad now you got to grind the most boring questlines for like 30 hours to unlock
late game stuff.
I mean is the late game stuff good?
Is it like if it's good then it might be worth
I'm not from here, so I may not be of much use.
Our book's gone missing. Do you know anything?
Yes, I've heard talk of a significant book being lost.
That was the day I was working in the lab with Grunel.
We did a publishress which a few years ago on your account got deleted.
Oh, then my account's gone for sure. I gotta make a new account, then.
maybe
The real question is BDO or lost Ark? That's the real question
Hello.
Hello, Hannah.
Hello.
That is a mixed answer.
That is a mixed answers of video and Lost Ark.
Dude, Lost Ark is mad fun, but...
I'm gonna be honest, it's mad fun, but sometimes the camera perspective gets old.
Does that make sense?
the
I know Lost Ark is way better. All my friends play. My friends play every night. Actually,
They play Tyler, Matt,
Hey, Osh,
Soviet,
Don Quiro,
Aftrak.
They all play every night,
and I'm just sitting there, and I'm like, I'm just, I'm just, I see, you know,
like in your discord when you see like all of your friends playing a game, and you're just sitting there like,
and
I want to play that game, too.
Like I could play, I'm just not.
I did sign on Lost Ark though, I made a Valk, and then I was like, alright, I'm gonna play.
And then, I don't know, it just pulled me out, and I was like, no, no, no, I'm not
ready or something it's a commitment committing to an MMO is tough I've been
awaiting your return Amaris says you've been speaking with the library staff my
urgent work is done how many expects to have to buy if you haven't played Lost
Ark since launch I don't think you could buy anything share your findings
with me lostark is in a really really really good spot right now what did he
What did he say there was a meeting
They were at the lab yes, I didn't know I had to pay attention
buried
of the god
Is this gonna be-
Aye.
No fucking way, I have to get the order right?
OHHHHHH NO!
My urgent work is done, so tell me what you've learned.
Share your findings with me.
Let's start with the treasurer. What did he say?
His claim is that he knew nothing of it.
Well, that's what anyone would say.
Out of Grunil.
Yes, his work with Tahoe and an outsider entering the Institute.
He says he noticed nothing.
Perhaps they did something worthy of a telling off.
How about Almenzo, the guard?
Raphael seems to be the least suspicious of them.
There was a new librarian who joined us recently.
Hurry up.
That's the one.
And what did he do?
I'm eager to start chapter 9.
I'm about to end chapter 9.
I'm on the last quest.
Let's handle this well.
Let's go over this with care.
I can't absolve any of them just yet.
Perhaps they worked with an accomplice or altered the evidence.
One thing continues to trouble me. Someone's accounting through the details of the book never shared openly
Detained that person immediately
Oh, yeah, thank you to the person that said one one two two one because I would have never guessed that
Someone someone to chat said I think it's one one two two one
Alright, I'm trusting this one guy blindly because I don't know what the order is
I wonder if there's like a piece of paper you can read in your inventory that just tells
you the answer.
Bring in the culprit.
This I think is going to be the end of this question.
I don't know if this...
I don't know if this is going to work the way I'm envisioning.
Let's get on with it.
Someone's nosing about just take the boat and leave.
Who are you?
You won't get away with this.
Very well.
Move!
You believe that we'd actually walk?
Thank you, mercy, please.
Fuck you, scholar.
Eat shit.
I didn't have to do that.
There.
You're going to jail, buddy.
I guess it depends if you prefer a previous PvE or PvE content.
Well, yeah, more of a PvE guy.
That's why I think Lost Ark's a better choice.
I think Lost Ark's a little bit more accessible in the video as well.
If anything, realistically, if I'm going to play any MMO, it's going to be Lost Ark, for sure.
I want them to do WASD support. That'd be nice.
Here's a token of the institute, thanks.
Alright, let's see.
Did this question, this boring ass fucking question.
Did it.
There's no way that this would enable me to do the qu...
That just doesn't make sense.
How many institutes are there? There's the Institute here in Harnard.
There's the Institute up here in Erdva.
Where's the other institutes?
Oh, Forest Village is an institute?
Oh, we're, uh, three?
Three institutes then?
Jeez, Christ is mad.
There's six?
Oh my God, that's another institute right there.
Holy fuck.
This game is, it's just, it's...
Let me see if I can, in this institute, if it lets me interact with anything.
Because I want to do some research and shit, but I just don't know.
I'm only able to do research in the first little area, and I wonder, is it because I
I need to go through institute to institute, like complete one full set of research,
and then I could do research to the next, and then research to the next, that I don't know.
I really wish if I was to give anyone a tip in this game,
they would be interacting with these institutes earlier,
because they are time-gated, and I've spent 113 in-game days without a single little bit of research,
Which is not...
A little bit of a blunder, to be honest?
A little bit of a blunder.
The only question mark there's no Institute guy here there's no any oh wait it's probably
under me Mark Raiders getting you up there tomorrow
are you gonna play I might be in the desert tell me
not use this research institutes either
of
I don't know why none of these institutes have any gas.
I need to get a waypoint though, so I don't have to run here again.
Don't you have to do something with your people at camp for open research?
I don't think so.
and I don't really know
where's the waypoint
most game of new game plus I fucking hope not
that sounds like the worst thing they could do
I know that's what I'm saying. That's my biggest advice to anyone that's playing this game early right now, is do your research.
Not like the in-game research, like the mechanic.
travel to the institutes, do the research, and figure out how to do them, cause I, I don't know. I can only do research in this one Scala Stone place, but I can't do research anywhere else, and I'm not...
I'm not sure why.
Let's go to the, um, this area right here.
If there is a quest in each area to open up the institute, I'm not seeing the quest, which is concerning.
If I did play, what class would I play?
Oh, and, uh, Lost Ark? I'd play my Valak, for sure. I think the Valak's cool.
All right, let's go to the shy lands
Okay, so there's a quest in the shy village, but there's no quest. I'm assuming this is
for the Institute
I want to be like them. I was
right. Oh, I'm missing. I can't
have them use my goods for some
silly prank. You wouldn't happen
to be able to find it for me,
So that's a quest for dying your gear.
I have a feeling that's not the Institute quest.
Just a guess.
What are all these posters?
Dude, there's so many fuck in this game.
It doesn't end.
And it doesn't fucking end.
Holy shit man.
What would my first zone to be?
I don't know.
How many hours did you play so far?
90.
Where even is the research guy here?
Probably up here.
So many cats in this village.
Who the fuck are you?
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
This is amazing. I love the blue hat with the armor. I love it so much.
I want to gift her stuff to see if she gives me even more options. Hold on.
Oh, the problem. I can't gift her shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god, I have the sweetest cat in the whole wide world. I have the sweetest cat in the whole of my world. Hold on
Jump on my shoulder little kitty
Jump on my shoulder. Where are you?
Wait, are you even out?
Come
Oh my god, there he is
There he is
My shoulder my shoulder my shoulder
You know you want to come on and
But do I not feed you enough jump on my damn shoulder oh
My goodness wait you're missing
uh
um patchy cutie i believe you have an empty an empty head but that's okay
you look damn cute from this angle as long as i don't look too close
all right where's the research guy
Ah, fuck, that's awesome.
Look at how many cats there are!
Holy crap, I could find any cat I want here!
Oh, what's this quest?
with the shies. I came in going back to like early stuff to try to... I missed. What can
you do? Okay, so she'll have a quest for me.
fast and I promise you'll be very surprised with what I make. I might even tell you some
interesting news later. Could you go find some herbs for me please? I'm counting on you.
Oh Posh.
I just thought of something. Oh so this one look this one says something different. This one
says you must complete the research director's request to continue this research but all the
other places didn't have this message.
Which is interesting.
So why research is important is, for example, the Shia village.
If you do mysterious wild ginseng energy, you could max your spirit.
The other, the place in the Crimson Desert is Stamina.
And then I assume the place in Domenis or something is gonna be health and I just didn't do that
I didn't do this part of the game, so
Yeah
Would recommend this for anyone that has not done it in their early playthroughs go back to these institutes and get the shit done
Real quick. It's kind of just like your camp. It's on a timer. So
You want to do it sooner than later or else you might feel like you're wasting your time
Granted, the game is so big that, like, I don't know, like, even, I'm gonna do all these
researches, right?
And I'm still, like, I'm still gonna be playing the game.
So they should finish, I hope.
I'm looking for Lavender thinking about their grasshoppers.
You tell me I've never seen Lavender before?
I find that hard to believe.
Did you beat main?
No.
I thought I was going to, and then I got really distracted with fucking...
Tide Quest Simulator here.
This might be the game that I've done the most side shit I've ever done.
There you go.
What does that mean?
Now I can make you a potion that'll give you loads and loads of energy.
I can't wait to start and come visit me any time if you ever have a question for me.
Which herb should I try this?
Can I do it now?
Keep a hit, we mess up.
Okay, I can do it now.
I'm going to boom and die.
Boom.
All right.
Great.
Now we're at least researching.
I'll show you a brand new discovery.
We're at least researching two of the institutes.
For some reason I can't do anything in Domenis.
This institute doesn't do anything, the one all the way up in the Crimson Desert doesn't
do anything either.
I can't interact with these yet.
I don't know why.
I don't know what I'm missing.
That's okay.
It is what it is.
Maybe missing reputation?
I don't think so.
My reputation is pretty high in all these places.
You might need to progress the main story further.
You're telling me I should do the main, huh?
Has it really not been two hours?
What do you mean it hasn't been two hours?
It's definitely been two, it's been like six.
I'm about 50% of the way through Red Dead 2, so I'd imagine 10 years for the scheme.
Yeah, so that's...
What I was saying, the scheme's a large one.
You're gonna be playing it for the next year.
Oh, it's done.
Not enough knowledge required for research, explore the location with a research institute
to acquire knowledge for research holy holy Macaroni holy Macaroni holy Macaroni
okay this is completing this research to allow health and surpass its limits
that's the main thing I'm trying to get is these ones so I have to go explore
What location would the researchers need to acquire knowledge?
Oh, I see.
Oh.
Part of the game is weird.
Seems very weird.
I mean the plus side of things being poorly explained is you keep playing the game for
for a while, I guess.
I'm looking like PJ.
Is that it?
I think that's it.
You just talked to someone.
I have quite a few magnificent ideas, picture that we shall speak again later.
I mean, I don't know about all that.
I really feel like if you want to make the game hard at Sandbox, you know, just make it hard.
Like you control the pace of your game. If you want to make it easy, make it easy. You want to make it hard, make it hard.
I don't know if I fully agree with that.
I want to go murder this boss because I haven't murdered a boss in a minute.
I would rather a game be easier and more accessible and more approachable overall and allow you
You know kind of choose your own adventure and choose your own difficulty based off of like what you do inside the game
How much you progress how much you just get skill increases yadda yadda yadda and rather a game do that
Then just be way too hard for people
Enjoying the day. Hello trap. All right. It might all is 50% boys 50%
That's f**king crazy.
That's crazy.
I know it doesn't sound like a lot, but 50% is a f**k ton.
Like a f**k ton.
Harder difficulty boss teleport two times more often.
Let's go murder this boss real quick.
Probably just gonna be like a Golem boss or something.
Oh!
It's you again!
Now!
My frames!
My frames! Give it back!
Give me my FPS back, please! Oh my god, I can't play the game!
He's like, unhittable right now.
I thought that guy in the abyss before
And I just wanted to kill him how many bosses was that 53 out of 75 that count as a boss
I don't know if that counted.
What zone am I in?
Eh, maybe.
I'm trying to see if any of these are the wolf quest.
Who?
It could be this.
I didn't see this quest before.
I don't know why I'm seeing it now.
It's possible.
IGN did 11% laughable.
Oh, did they rush main?
Oh, did they beat the game though?
11% beating the game?
Okay.
Now the wolf quest is in her nard?
That's it!
Ooh, who's this?
Half Moon Reaper?
What the fuck?
Where are these bosses coming from?
I don't understand how they just like spawn in, okay?
There's a boss here somewhere, hold on.
Let me go kill this guy real quick.
Are you gonna 100% literally 100% everything?
No, no, no.
You haven't done the Reapers?
Dude, this game is huge. What do you mean you haven't done the reapers? There's a lot I haven't done.
Game's massive.
What's up?
Yaaah!
I'm not wearing my armor. No wonder I'm doing less damage. Damn you hit hard, lady.
I already knew this.
Did she got staggered all the way over here?
half moon reaper.
And is it civilian over there?
Fight like a mean it!
My damn cat keeps de-spawning.
Thank you Shred for streaming this game, I enjoy every stream, never been happy to see
the notification that you went live with CD.
I don't know if that's sarcasm, but W.
I feel like a lot of people are enjoying this playthrough.
I'm doing a lot more than I was expecting to do, I was kind of expecting, I enjoyed
it enough to the point where I thought I was just gonna rush main and dip but it's
kind of fun to see like what different Abyss gears are from different bosses
and like all that stuff so that's what's really been keeping me going I
I guess.
I gotta defeat all these enemies I guess.
The V10's over with Bannerpikes in the Dementis region for 30 minutes.
What the fuck?
That's a weird challenge.
I need to get some spirit.
I have a 30-minute timer to kill a bunch of people with danners.
Can I get in here?
Hmm, can I finish research?
They have to say dual wielding is the best.
That's all the same.
All very similar.
You can kind of run whatever.
What's most important is you just like get upgrades on your shit, earning in progress.
Special cooking tool. I've never seen a special cooking tool.
Is that just a normal campfire oven? Like what's going on here?
Cook better stuff. Oh, I don't need all that.
Oh, there's a chest here. Oh, there's a baseband or something. The chest under me.
How do I...
Oh, sneaky!
Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky!
Ah, fuck.
It's not one of these, man.
to the legs go down here or do the legs go bottom right. I don't. I think the legs go
go bottom right. I can't tell. Obviously this is a corner piece and the lines are obvious,
right? But I just don't know if, oh, but then, yeah, I can't tell if the legs go in the middle
or bottom right. That I'm not sure about. There is no bottom right. Maybe there is no
bottom right there's always a bottom right you mean you mean there's no bottom right
Oh don't want that one there hold on go red
It's a weird looking sheep
of
them
Oh, I got this. Hold on. Hold on. Give me a second. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me
cook for a second. Oh god damn it. I'm fucking damn it. I have them in the wrong order. Why
is he so bad at these? I don't know. They're really confusing. I don't. I need to spin
it so that the that the I need the leggies down here
maybe I need to move it like this way
you know what I'm saying
What the fuck am I doing?
Why is this one so hard?
No.
God so close.
Yet so far.
Like it's so close yet so far here. It's so close. I'm just not seeing the outcome
We got to get off fuck we got a god damn it we got to get that guy to the left
You gotta go this way and then you go this way hold on it's coming it's coming
It's not coming.
It is not coming.
It's not coming.
Hold on, let it come.
Hold on.
I'm an idiot.
This is the world's longest strong box, and I will figure this out.
How do we get that guy in the corner without fucking it all up?
How do we get you in the corner without it breaking?
Let's try something like this.
Okay, let me cook.
Let me cook.
Hold on.
Let me cook, man.
Let me cook.
We're going to get you here.
Perfect.
We're gonna get you here. Perfect. Not perfect. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Okay, hold on.
All right, hold on let me cook hold on let me cook
fuck!
oh wait, do I need to incorporate the fluff ball?
this fluffy in the middle?
no, that's not gonna make sense.
I was thinking like what if I spin it with the fluff ball in the place of the spot?
It's not gonna work though.
I'm gonna freak out.
Why is it so hard?
I don't get it.
Oh my god, I'm a freak.
I've never spent so long on a strongbox before.
This is the longest one.
It's getting worse somehow.
Can I reset this puzzle?
Let me start from the beginning.
Okay, I don't care.
I- I don't care.
I've- I've lost interest.
I've lost interest.
We'll come back for that one.
I'm on a timer here. 16 minutes and 48 seconds.
I gotta kill some people with banner- banner heads.
banner flags flag flag stuff hold on we'll come back to that one
are you guys holding flags you guys are friendly
I'm coming back to it, dude. I'm on a 16-minute timer.
And apparently finding no enemies because I've liberated this whole fucking area.
How am I supposed to find soldiers with inner bites when they're all been liberated? I've cleansed them all.
Well, this is a problem.
Oh, did he?
Going in.
I'll be back for that puzzle.
I'll be back.
I'll be back, I promise.
I don't understand how I was fucking that up so many times.
Thanks.
The Duke!
They're quiet now.
I'm the only one who needs them into danger.
Should anything befall me, the family will be yours to lead.
Beatrice, please.
I must have put one of them in the wrong order.
You're one of our kingdom crumbles.
What are you?
When I shuffled one of them to the sides that they were supposed to be on,
I think I shuffled them at the wrong time,
and I needed to find how to shuffle them back.
of
What is this?
Was that the quest?
I
Clean the research on abyss energy applicable devices closer to the old branches guys step skill use this guy's with the ride the wind
Or I'll be back for that puzzle I promise I promise I need to check on something first
I promise I'll be back.
I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise.
I promise I'll be back, I promise I'll be back.
If you check out one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing.
I'll literally come back after I do this.
I know it's gonna give me a shitty weapon
with, like, just that I'm just gonna put in my vault forever or delete it, but...
I'm gonna do it. I promise.
I'll be back in like three minutes. Where the fuck am I going?
No, no, no, I'll be back in three minutes. I just gotta do my research. I gotta
priorities here. I'm behind on research here to catch up. I promise, I promise. I'll be back. I'll be back.
of
I think I need to do this one I should make my jet pack at some point I forgot
what I was missing I was missing one thing oh is the courier pack or whatever
trappers pack I think it's all I needed to do
Start the research
Close enough
Oh wait, this is not where I wanted to go.
Or is it?
Oh, alright.
Are there any game mechanics that this game doesn't have?
No, it's incorporated a lot of crazy wacky things.
It's got a lot of shit in it.
What are you doing?
Alright. Research. Request.
Oh no, I didn't get what I needed. Fuck. Oh, I got this one. I don't want this one. No.
Researching shit is so weird
Three minutes are up. Well, I thought this would be a little faster
Don't blame me
Where are the dragons dead?
That's what everyone said in Dragon's Dogla, I remember that.
I was like, Dragon's Dogla, and everyone's like, where are the dragons, bro?
It's a common one.
Is that all I needed to do?
Why doesn't he use a horse that takes longer?
Dude!
What do you want from me, shy?
Which one do you want?
Do you want this waterfall?
I don't understand.
The problem with the horse is you hit fucking H, spawns in, it's too far away, you run up
to it you get on top of it you finally could start running and then you hit a
terrain where you're like oh well that's rain's kind of awkward to go up so like
you may as well just fucking run I feel like if you're not traveling like a
thousand plus meters you're not using your horse
anything under that you're just going natty
of
of the
I want you guys to know he typed that before I drowned to death.
So he was serious with what he said.
Alright, did I do it?
I can't do my research after this, I'mma be sad.
What's up with the wind in this game?
What do you mean?
Storm's brewing.
The wind doesn't slow down until you beat the game.
There we go.
That's what I wanted to do.
Okay, so now I can sleep and pass 12 hours.
Okay, now we can pass 12 hours.
We'll do our research again.
I'm trying to catch up on what I miss, so I'm almost done, though.
Is Pauline production done yet?
What sort of warrior are you looking for?
Okay, last Pauline upgrade.
Huge.
After this Pauline is fully recovered.
And then I could be in a castle.
Is that dragon cool down really that high?
Yes.
Yes it is.
Oh god I slept for night time.
It's okay it only would be dark for an hour.
Not a real hour, a fake hour.
Has anyone figured out the time in this game?
How long an hour is and so forth?
5 minutes, I guess it'll be dark for 5 minutes.
Hey!
Okay, so now Abyssal Energy. This is the one that gives me more self.
Abyssal Energy. Each an Abyss Research right here.
Alright, so now that I'm about to have Stamina Spirit and all that fun stuff, what should I level up first?
Oh no, I can't get Stamina because it's from Mavaldi or whatever.
So Health and Spirit are going to be the only two I can level up.
Oh, but I'll need those special currencies, won't I?
Ah, that's tough.
That's tough.
The show were clear, you aren't going back to the puzzle?
No, I'll be there, I'll be there.
Listen, I promised you guys I'm gonna finish the puzzle.
I'm not a liar I mean sometimes I lie
boom all right boom okay now we'll do the other upgrade and then we'll go do the
puzzle I promised you guys I would do it I'm not a liar I'm just making sure
I'm getting ahead of my research the research takes a little while it's a lot of money
I'm gonna be poor after this but whatever
We hit 50% yet? I did. I have crossed 50% thresholds.
I wonder what the highest streamer's percent is.
Because there's people- good people who've been grinding this game.
The review- the review copy people don't count, though. Discredit those guys.
They had like 300 hours before the game even came out. They don't count.
We've had more fun experiments today.
Boom! Alright, this will be for spirits.
I'll show you a brand new discovery.
Okay, now we'll go return to the puzzle.
I don't remember where it was.
Um...
this maybe maybe this I'll go do the puzzle guys I'm gonna do it me second
how many hours you play this game like 90 95 I think almost
I'm at 79% and I ain't no streamer. You're not at 73%.
This is not the same building. Oh no it is.
Alright, here we go. Ready?
Watch this shit.
Alright, sheep.
What did I do so horribly wrong?
What did I do so horribly wrong that fucked this all up?
Okay.
We got this.
I don't think this is the right way I'm doing it, but let's see.
Okay.
Wait, what am I doing?
Oh, God.
Maybe?
Actually, you know what?
Maybe that's good.
Good. Maybe you want the legs to the right and then you'll move them to the left.
That could be good. Hold on.
Oh my god.
I- I knew it. I knew I just- I- when I rotated it the first time, I flipped the order like a dumbass.
Honestly, that's the best tip you can give if you're ever stuck in a puzzle. Fast travel, reset that bitch.
Clarity.
Sick! A useless necklace!
It's Karanda's necklace though, which is pretty cool.
For the vibes.
Okay, Pirate Software. To be fair, I...
I have to kill him.
You saw too much.
Yeah, to be fair, I was on that puzzle for like 10 minutes earlier, so.
Um...
I was a wolf where would I be maybe right here I have this quest right here has been
in my quest log for the entirety of my playthrough maybe what I've been looking for has been
And from this quest, the entire kind.
don't have legendary upgrades at max unless there's like some hidden ones that
like there's only like two that do that but they do not that's not how the game
works unfortunately there might be a few though there might be some hidden tech
on a few of them that I wouldn't be surprised
Jesus Christ, I have so much gear.
I wanted to see what I need to upgrade like Drillaree. It's about silver again.
Will quest givers respawn if you kill them?
Great question.
the
what's going on you found the best ring yesterday it's probably has no secret
tech on it though
he was dispatched to the north gate a few days back
but i've received no word from incense i heard that lately those sent there
hardly ever make it back i spend every night tossing and turning with worry
if you're a four attack four attack speed yeah it's every ring
And given this letter
Unfortunately
Four attack four attack speed is every single ring that has a tax beat intact every single one will have that same
Stats
actually this do be the quest for the wolf dude that's crazy this I've had this
quest it's the beginning of the game this whole time it's been from here what's
happened. It is the class, the wolves. Oh my god. This must be the
like the first legendary ever you kill in the game that's funny I had a side
quest literally for hours to get this quest yeah but I already did side quest
for hours I just happened to stop right here so that means I did all the her
hernan quests I did tons of side quests I mean you could tell my rep is right
my rep in this area is level 99 so like I've pretty much done every set of side
quests here I just happened to stop just as I was about to get the legendary
wolf quest which is extremely unlucky timing
rate the game 78%
ground tomatoes
island tomatoes
yo tomatoes go so hard on a burger
one in chat if you eat tomatoes on burgers too
if you don't
but just know i'll judge you if you type two
hard
hurt the wolves and now the poachers
one is the right answer two is fucking
Also, don't tell Hannah, but she takes...
Hannah takes tomatoes off her burgers.
I think...
It's a little crazy, but don't tell her.
Don't tell her something, okay?
Don't tell her something.
shooting anything that moves driving the wolves into a right frenzy. On top of that, I haven't
heard from the scouts that went south. So, I've got to sort out this mess before looking
into the missing soldiers.
Did that feeling of biting a burger? Oh my god, that feeling when you bite a burger
with the warm patty, with the warm cheese melt, with that little bit of a... when
you bite into the tomato and it kind of like in your mouth oh man that little
hmm my mouth is just watering thinking about it dude here it is howls from the
north gate god I was one quest away on this wolf 80 hours ago I could have
killed this boss and now I'm gonna kill him very quickly
I wonder how fast I'll kill him
Oh, it's a fucking track quest.
Of course it is.
Of course!
I'm gonna kill these guys just for the buy.
Dude, I want this game to have an end game loop.
I want it to like, I want them to come out with like a content drop, that like, has me farming mobs infinitely, like I'm playing like Path of Exile single player or something.
I just, I don't know. I want to have some like insane, time grind sync.
Which is kind of weird to say in a single player game, but I think it could be fun.
Is that the wolf?
There he is.
Hello?
I gotta find him again.
Wait, this is perfect.
I need to kill the wolves, actually I don't care.
That's a literally BDO.
No, but I don't want to play BDO.
Well, I kind of do, actually.
I've been thinking about it.
The only thing that bothers me is like the same complaint that I have in that game is kind of
Been always true like
Boss content PvE content group content is like lackluster as fuck. I feel like that's
Still the case probably
Are you Mr. Wolf?
Where are you?
I'm gonna beat that fucking ass.
I'm gonna beat it.
Is that going in a circle 20 times? Here's a hunting quest.
Yeah.
My power might go out. If it goes out just know I'm gonna keep playing.
There he is.
Shadow Fang.
What's- uhhhh...
Oh he's hitting me!
Oh!
Where'd he go?
I just play BDO to try to level- try to- try out the new classes and then repeat.
This is not very fun
All right, yeah, fuck buddy
Please be something good. I haven't gotten a biscuit. That's actually useful in forever. Oh
Thank God it's for my builds. Oh my god, I'm gonna do even more damage. Oh, yeah
Oh, can I get a whey out?
Alright.
I'm gonna do even more fucking damage.
at your leisure I didn't think I could do more damage I'm not to get rid of crit
though it's a bit of a bummer but it is what it is
wonder at your leisure wonder at your leisure all right
Okay, alright. You know what's crazy is I still could get stronger. I just need silver
ore. I actually could be stronger than what I'm at right now. I just need silver ore.
What is nice is when I get my mave access to 10, both of them, I could lose an attack
speed gem, get a crit gem in, it's gonna be kind of nice. I don't know if I need these
stamina regen, not sure.
Oh wait, I gotta give the witch the, um...
Oh my god?
Oh.
I want to see the wolf now, yeah I'll check the goats, I'll check the goats, I'll check
the goats, wait how come on?
Replenishing arrows, oh shit that's cool.
It's knowledge of all legendary animals.
I think they're all dead.
Oh wait, no they're not.
Lockwork fish is a legendary animal.
Golden carp, golden kalachu.
Damn, look how he's fucking legendary fish.
Enix?
Wow.
That's cool. That's cool.
White Bear Silver Fang.
Oh.
How come I can't use my...
I lost my wolf one.
I wanted to ride the wolf, it went away. It went bye-bye.
Oh, did I never have it?
Was that the wrong wolf?
Do I fish for a greater abyss gear and reload saves until I hit the 4%?
I don't even know what the greater abyss gears are.
I've never seen any.
Besides infinite ammo.
Let's go to the leisure. See what calls to you on that actual ledger.
Not worth the durability. I mean, why would that be worse?
So does the game just like keep track of every single item you sold and you can always
is rebuy it or not work?
oh they're gone after six in-game days
All right, all right, so we did we did that's not what I wanted to do, but all good
That was the wrong legendary creature that I wanted to hunt if I go to the journal
And I go to notifications and I go to silver and I open the map and see where he is. I
I can.
Let's go murder them real quick.
The goats! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, the goats! Hold on.
Let me, let me, let me hunt this animal real quick. Hold on.
Okay, if I was a wolf, where would I be?
Secondary research?
20 hours.
It's not gonna be done yet.
This looks wolf-like.
Well, I would think this is where the wolf would go.
Well I would think this is where the wolf would be, it seems wolf-like, but I don't know.
Hold on, I gotta go mining.
Don't mind me.
Finish the quest?
Wait what quest?
You're up for the drill? Yeah. Bro, stop tweaking, man. You had to return to the north gate.
Oh. Oh, right here.
Oh, and then I bet you I could kill this wolf. I probably can't see him, because...
Yeah.
What does the drill up here do?
More mining resources?
No fucking way.
And...
I tried getting a flying mount, just gotta do the main.
I don't really care too much about the flying mount, just because I could only use it once every hour.
So, once every hour is, like, not great.
Wow, this is...
Whatever I'm clearing here takes a lot of clear time.
Holy shit.
Thank you.
Don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it.
of
the
death
I hit this anvil, anvil hit.
Did you make a big sack of food and sell it for other type?
I...
I don't understand.
Hey, you expected anyone?
I don't think so.
You the car you're waiting on?
Yes.
Oi!
Yes.
You waiting for a ladder? Looks like you got one.
Huh? You're serious? Can I take a look?
Here you are.
I recognize this handwriting. It's my wife's.
I was worried I wouldn't make it back, but...
The walls ran off into the... and the poachers have vanished as well.
Since everything's under control now,
I can't wait to go back home.
Wildlife disguise.
What's the basket up in here?
What's this question mark though?
All right, so let's go see if that wolf is there now.
I'm gonna drop in that same arena and let's find out.
Oh there's wolves!
Oh, there he is.
Coming in.
He dead.
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh, wait that helmet's cool.
Silver Fang helmet.
Man, why are they always fucking, just make them socketed and whatever.
Like what are we doing?
Like no one's going to use gear that doesn't have sockets.
And Barth, like what are we doing?
Alright, now I have a wolf mount.
What's your base sockets are using?
Ground search, raven thingy, shadow thingy, plus a base thingy.
I think I have five on use sockets on my weapons, yeah.
growth pursuit, ground search, shadow claw, grayscale howling, wound of darkness, and I just have spirit siphon for AOE
but I might if I get another ability I'll probably replace it
Oh
Find all those items to see if they gain hidden stats.
New slash.
Bait out.
How many, what's my inventory space?
Okay, it's, I need to bank this shit, piece of Christ.
I'm going to find an earring and gain health per second, that's not a hidden stat, every
earring does that.
Every earring does health per second.
There's no such thing as like magical special stats, every item is the exact same.
There's just a couple buckets, right?
Like you could find an earring that's defense movement speed, right?
Or just defense.
could find a ring that's attack or just attack and attack speed.
You're never going to use a ring that's just attack ever.
And the rings that are just attack
will probably have more natural stamina regen.
So it's just like it's one or the other.
That's just how this stuff works.
When you're getting a necklace, you're
going to have a necklace with attack,
and you're going to have a necklace with crit.
You're definitely not going to choose a normal attack necklace.
You're going to choose a crit one.
They're all, they're all the same. They're all the same kind of bucket. There's no, like, hidden attack or anything.
Now, oh my god, I'm full. Oh, fuck my ass, okay. Now, if someone would...
Someone would prove me wrong, I would love to hear it, but so far, they have not proved me wrong.
There's a few special ones, but you'll already know that they're special like for example like this earring right here
This one right here dark repose or whatever like you already know that this earring is special. It already has something to it
Holy bird meat take out the bird meat take out the tomatoes and get the cooking
You can get necklaces with abilities.
For sure, like this one, Rainstorm, you can get a necklace with Rainstorm, but that's
not really an ability that's more like a piece of utility I guess. Like this one's
Crossroads which restores a large amount of health or drains it. Like that's kind
of cool I guess.
Needless to say, the games like Gear Progression is really, really underwhelming, unfortunately.
Like if you're expecting, I mean, I'm sure you already know this, but if you don't know
it, if you're expecting to like go and find some cool item in this game, you're not
going to find it. It's just going to look different, but it's not going to be different, unfortunately.
It's more of a fashion game, like you grab the stuff that you think looks cool to you,
and then upgrade it, and you'll use that for the entirety of the game.
What about the Iron Man helmet?
It doesn't have sockets.
It doesn't have sockets, it's not good.
You can use it just for fun, but like is it actually good?
Nah, not really.
I could have definitely done a better job with the gearing system to make items a little
bit more interesting.
Can't you add sockets?
Only if there's sockets lots available, but items that are special that have unique
properties don't have sockets.
So then, it's basically, does the unique property of the weapon or item outweigh the socket?
Nine times out of ten?
That will not be true.
Unfortunately.
Anyway, it's a bad system, but at least everybody gets to use what they like.
That's cool.
The plus side for people that like to run, what they think looks cool, you know?
Fine remember bring anything that sparkles straight to me
They're for helmets for some reason but what
Helmets are different too.
Like my helmet has movement speed and it's just...
I haven't seen a helmet that doesn't have anything else that movement speed.
It's either it's a defense helmet
or it's a defense movement speed helmet.
I haven't seen one that gives anything else though.
I don't know if that exists.
Maybe.
Oh yeah, let me try my new...
my wolf.
He cool?
Ooh, he is cool.
Awesome. He's actually cool as fuck.
Nice. Oh, the goats! Oh, yeah! How about my goats? Did they multiply?
Wow, there's four of them. Wait, has there always been four?
Wait, I don't remember how many goats I had.
Is there an extra baby goat? There may be an extra baby goat here.
Well, I don't feed them enough so that makes sense.
Dude, they eat so much food, I can't bring this much food back, man.
It's impossible, unless they eat tomatoes, which I'm actually running out of.
You guys eat onions, or mushrooms, or eggs, or tomatoes?
Just throw everything in here.
it yeah there's eat so much food and I can't get enough of it I mean I guess if
I do some expedition runs
You could probably send these guys out
Hey, Luna's 35 hours you probably send these guys out to find like
Some sort of wheat or some shit like they'll probably eat this like wheat harvesting
I probably send my guys out get wheat and then by the end of a couple days I
Could feed them an infinite amount
Oranges, elderberries, machine production, I can make machines.
That's very vague, I don't know what that means.
Guncrafting, oh guncrafting is good if I want to sell it.
I want to make money, guncrafting is pretty solid.
sell for a hot dollar on the market.
That's a lot of milk.
Oh, something special. What is that? It's like a piece of fish.
I might do this next for a Hameroon's exploration.
I get a slab of something
Gonna see if I have anything new here, so I'm looking through all this
Oh, yeah, I have a bunch of them. I got a gold bar for doing an excavation here
That's fun
Doing an excavation here. I get a cube. I think this is repeatable. It is repeatable
Ah
This is a repeatable thing. You can just keep doing this over and over and over
You want to just farm cubes with your guys just do that
But okay, that certainly makes a little bit more sense why so many resources are needed.
If you have these repeatable things that could just keep getting you cubes or gold bars like
this excavation run, you could do this probably on repeat.
You probably just spam do this for gold bars.
So many places to liberate, holy fuck.
We'll always be ready.
Alright, let's finish this fucking chapter, shall we?
Let's finish this main quest chapter.
We've been sitting on this for a minute.
We've been sitting on this chapter, about to finish chapter 9, moving on to 10, for
literally 8 hours.
Let's fucking, let's, let's grand slam this chapter.
Finally
Find a way into the big kid this didn't I already find a way to leave this
Maybe not
Alright.
Main quest time.
I can't believe I just did 8 hours of side shit.
That's this game in a nutshell though.
You're like, oh I'm gonna do the main, and then...
you're 8 hours deep and you finally say,
alright I'll do one main quest.
Install and get why y'all play these games on mouse and keyboard.
Easier, faster, more efficient.
Did I say more?
More comfortable.
Everything that you could do on a controller you could do in a more efficient, faster way
in a game like this.
You'll navigate your menus faster, you'll navigate your camera faster, you'll navigate
combat faster, you'll navigate keybinds faster.
The only thing that you won't navigate better on a controller and controller beats
it is moving your character. Your character will always have a smoother movement on like
a analog. The only downside is, it's not as comfortable to play while laying down. That
is true. You could put it on your lap, but it's not as comfy.
Okay, activate the Skybridge puzzle time.
Not more efficient though? Oh for sure it is. Like for example, if I wanted to hit a Flicky
right now and just hit a Flicky and like boom Axiom behind me, like real quick. Um, sorry.
Actually that was a good example. Like if I, okay that was a good example. If I like
whiff and I'm like oh shit I fell like you have to go slow oh shit you know I
could just hit a little flicky
speed baby speed look at this
you know what I'm saying you don't know what I'm saying also
In this game, oh god, I'm gonna hurt this guy's feelings.
In this game, until they can make it so you can map your own keybinds,
controller is not as good, unfortunately.
I could set any buttons to anything I want.
If I want to do a whole combo, I could do a whole combo by pressing one button.
I don't have to like analog hold, shift, slightly move, bumper, plus X, you know what I mean?
So they I honestly think they definitely they definitely need to add the ability to key map on controller ASAP in this game
They've done a lot of movement changes and better feeling for mouse and keyboard, which is great
But now that like they need a fixed controller movement because controller
Key mapping and all that is not in a good spot in this game
They've put a little too much emphasis on the massive keyboard changes a little bit too much
they're forgetting about the rollers forget about the rollers they're most
popular fucking player base
even go to what the patches though yeah they just need to they just need to do
it for the for the key mapping
of
the
to use to control at this point to switch to keyboard and mouse yeah I mean if you're already
gone in deep you may as well stay there.
Oh is that the fast travel?
Heh. Barely saw it.
You've already, if you've already practiced on controller for a while, like there's no reason to swap.
You may as well play with, with what's comfortable, right?
But you could never argue that controller's...
more efficient or more ideal.
Maybe ideal for where you're sitting, but...
Kind of about it
What we got here? What are we working with? What are we working with? Yeah, we got lines. We got lines
Okay, oh fuck
Okay
So we got lots of lines I
Don't know if those lines are relevant over there
I don't know what I pushed the fun kind of looks a little out there no maybe these lines
These aren't relevant.
Please, meet anything?
Negative.
How do we start hitting shit? That didn't work.
Like this, right?
Yeah.
Hmm
How lots of sit in my desk again my game on my comfy chair from the TV and you're just not locked brown I could tell
That's okay, man. Some people just aren't locked
comfortable and being locked are not possible you got to pick one either you
pick being comfortable you think being locked the fuck in you know I tell you
right now I'm not locked the fuck in for this puzzle because I don't know what
the hell I'm doing I'm not seeing the answer unless I'm not even supposed to
be down here they're more up top or something
hear me out what if I skip and I go up there
I think I could make that even though I have the heat debuff. I actually think I could skip this. Hold on, let's see.
Oh
Alright, well, oh yeah
What do you know of the Abyss?
Everything.
I've cleared like dirties.
I know it all.
He's a liar.
The Abyss and reality cannot be separated.
They are one and the same.
The Abyss holds what power the world itself cannot contain.
If it collapses, reality will collapse with it.
Unfortunately, any who have had a taste of its power become a slave to it, always yearning for more.
To such people, balance and peace are nothing but illusions.
I'm certain you've seen it yourself.
The shards of power shed by the Abyss, and the horrors committed by those who wield those artifacts.
They are no longer content with those crumbs, which is why they plot to open the gate.
What's behind it?
He was kind of like Yoda when I fought him.
Pure power, raw and untamed.
The moment it's claimed by a single hand, ruin is sure to follow.
Fort Musket. They've sealed themselves within.
Scheming to force open the gate, even if it dooms us all.
You alone cannot stop them.
You will need the strength of many to stand with you remember the path you've walked
And those who have always fought besides you she sounds like a
With a blood all this well and wow gate must never open I'll open it
It's circlet oh, it's a month. It's another piece for a monk builds
That's fun
What else do you give me sir clip and uses multi flash cannon
Dazzling burst of light that incinerate everything ahead. Oh, it's fucking Cyclops, okay
Well, isn't that fun?
What slot does it go in with the real question?
Is it recharge?
That's just free damage, I'ma be honest.
It's awful to use.
Can I like swing?
What do you mean?
Just literally hold it while you're in a fight.
Free damn.
We can't progress?
Just when I thought I couldn't get any stronger, I get fucking stronger.
Return to camp!
Oh, my favorites!
Return home!
Oh, it doesn't- it doesn't track?
I mean, still, you can just hold it.
bit of a skirmish with Caliburn
got a good thrashing but some fine folk patch me up
who the fuck is Caliburn and I learned something
who the fuck is Caliburn
Caliburn and Mjoddan are plotting something huge at Fort Musket
the day we brought down Bastier they saw a massive structure
floating towards the fort and that's not all
Caliburn's men are taking the prisoners there as well, which means it must all be connected.
What the hell's going on?
Shut up, this is serious.
Cliff, tell us what to do.
I'll help however I can.
Right, so who do I get to stick first?
Hey!
What's that for?
What the idiot means is hesitation isn't really our style.
We must stop Caliburn's men at Fort Musket.
If we fail to do so countless lives will be lost.
You're right, then. Fort Musket. Let's blow the bloody thing to pieces.
We can't do this alone.
Naira, gather all of the gray means.
Consider it done.
Unka, contact Stefan and Kalfi.
About fucking time! Cliff, what about me?
me inform marky circus of the situation i'm as good as they see you lads
techa is a homie
Damian can we count on support from deminus as well
you all know that we have to fight against caliban if we had to stop the coming catastrophe
Countess Azarion, Duke Wells, and others will move soon.
Once everyone's ready, let's assemble.
Where exactly?
Any new or good location?
There is an outpost, on the road to Fort Musket. We can use it to our advantage.
Alright, let's move.
X. X is just such a cool letter.
time musket of the menace airspace
did I say number
did I say x is such a cool number so what I said find out why research was
Stopped it was stopped mother fuck hold on
Theoretically it is a Roman number
You guys are way too smart for your own good, you know that
Sometimes I wonder how you guys get so smart like if you spent
If you spent more time
Doing other things besides being smart would that be better or worse for your life?
I actually don't know because I'm not smart so I have no clue
I was wondering if Shroud picks up random bugs I only pick them up if their question works
Let me see.
Yes, this is exactly the energy I wanted to see.
I have to tell the director about this right away!
Is that the quest?
Mr. Bunch!
Is that it?
Okay, hell yeah.
Did research stop here too?
And no, I don't think so.
I think I'm gonna put points into spirit, so I have a high spirit bar.
Going into a boss fight and having max spirit sounds pretty...
Oh!
Resume? Oh, it's been resumed, okay.
Yeah, going into a boss fight having high spirits pretty sick.
Health can come next.
Would you consider checking out Arc Raiders again?
Yeah, maybe.
If this update tomorrow is good, I might dabble.
Okay, I don't want to talk to these kids. No, no, no.
Sometimes it's better to not be too smart.
Yeah, that's what I say.
If I say every day, I like.
Enjoy the game? Yeah.
I sleep right now I actually think this finishes
But then it's going to be night time.
Do you max stamina by just doing research?
No, it gets to a certain level and then you got to do research to get it past.
Oh, it's gonna be night time if I do this. This is a mistake, but I'm doing it.
I left school at 14, you could let her on your own. Hell yeah. Dude, I left school at 12.
God at us. Fuck school.
All right
I was about to ask you when you're heading out
Go to jump. I'll see that every 23 minutes. Okay, that should be approximately
One one minutes of waiting here, so I'm gonna get some water
I'm waiting for this pay loon construction to start the next one
I'll have the whole thing done my knowledge check knowledge check fifty one percent. Wow very cool
We can tell, don't we can tell fucking me, alright?
That's four minutes?
Okay, well I'm gonna get some water.
I'm gonna get, everyone, everyone, everyone, listen.
Do it together, okay?
Everyone, everyone get a little stretch.
Everyone, everyone get up, get a little stretch going,
you know, do it together.
Do it together, press those legs, press those legs.
Press them, and everyone with me, stand up.
arm stretch a little oh oh yeah for your back okay all right now touch your
toes touch your toes
and that's it
I'm gonna get some water.
you
Hey, what's this, you ready to journey to Pauline, leave the long journey behind, depart
Howling Hill? What? The part Howling Hill! Once you're ready to talk to Barquita continue.
Complete all main quests, complete all scattered Ember faction quests, complete
expansion of Howling Hill, crops planted will be lost.
What? Okay so I can move to Pauline after I do main.
Okay. Well that's not very exciting. I wanted to do that now.
Alright, we're gonna have to work our men excavate.
There's no one better than me when it comes to managing folk.
Actually, do I have them excavate or do I have them...
Do I have my men excavate or do I have them like...
Like build stuff in cities for fun. This gives me a best sells
I can have them make me maybe you know what maybe I get them to make me a gold bar just so I have a little bit of cash
I don't know what the hell this is. They give me a in two days. I'll get a rod
Or something and I don't know what the fuck this this symbol is
What are my resources looking like 50k, okay, we need to get some more production of weapons
We have a hundred seventy two thousand stone. We're good there
250,000
Farm that's good. Our money's okay four hundred thirty K
We're gonna have, you know what, we're gonna see what this is.
We need people who make, we blacksmiths I think.
I need some weapons.
Need a blacksmithing mission?
Blacksmith, blacksmith, blacksmith, blacksmith, blacksmith.
There's gotta be some blacksmithing missions here somewhere for some weapons, production.
Really?
No way I don't have any blacksmithing.
They're mining, they're getting wood, they're all getting cash.
Nobody's getting food, but I have way too much food anyway.
Where the hell is blacksmithing missions?
I think it's too much money.
I think you wait for a sale, because the game is only going to be better in a sale.
Dude, I actually don't have any blacksmithing.
What the fuck?
is that pause?
beer.
wine.
It sucks.
Those work.
Yeah, well, no.
Easter Fernard Warpike Spearmaker.
Yeah, I thought I unlocked that.
Oh, here it is.
Oh my god, a fly.
Thank you.
I see best crafting mission I have.
really bad. I'm like a hundred hours in at 30% 37% knowledge it's absolutely
worth 70. I think okay like if you're going for if you're going for like size
and like yeah I'm a hundred hours in I'm a 51% like I'm halfway through the game
in a hundred hours there's still so much more to explore so if you're
going off of sheer volume this game is worth more than $70 but like what's
what's inside the contents of the game, that's the part where it gets a little bit, you know,
I don't know. Your opinion is going to start to change a little bit. Every time I've cleared
an area of side quest, more pop up. That's exactly how it works. They keep chaining.
They eventually do end, but they chained for a very, very long time, man.
But I have been playing this game for 10 days straight, so I don't know.
I think it's worth it.
I think this game is worth it.
Sometimes.
And then other times I don't.
I think if you're in a dry spell and you don't know what to
play and you've been bored for the past few weeks, you're
probably going to have a good time with this one.
But are you going to drop your favorite game, Apex Legends, or
something to play this?
Probably not.
Or if you're playing Path of Exile or something, are you
going to really drop that?
I don't know.
really just depends on your interests
this is a good game to play when you're turbo board
because there's just
endless things to do
fucking endless things to do
how cute my cat is
a hat
one more thing one second sorry
i'll be i'll be this i this will not be a long AFK break okay this is two minutes
max one second i've done 10 chapters we're almost done
game
I want to say thank you to Pearl Abyss for making this game.
This game really turned my life around.
When this game came out, my schedule became normal, waking up at 7.30 in the morning.
Staying on a strict schedule where I get off before 6 p.m. I walk two plus miles every single day
I'm going to the gym four times a day and it's all because of Pearl Abyss and Crimson Desert
So thank you this game has literally changed my life
Thank you
I was trying to make a really really troll like clip that hopefully someone
posts somewhere I don't know. I was trying to make something really troll.
Did it work? Did it seem like it was like authentic or did it seem like force?
Be honest. Be honest actually.
You had me until the gym line, fuck!
Oh, I said a day, I meant a week.
Damn it, dude, I ruined the clip.
Maybe it's actually funnier, because it's so ridiculous.
Fuck!
Fuck! I gotta go again!
Nah, whatever, cares. No one's clipping that anyway, it's for real.
from this side because the pearl of this route now on TRT and getting threaded
what is TRT oh that's testosterone replacement therapy
all right
You're too young for that. Alright.
What the fuck just happened?
What the hell?
What the hell outta here, huh?
All the characteristics of the base are texas, where I go?
Back to those guys again.
I'm hoping my pet is speaking, whatever, I'm falling for it.
of
This game asks for so much trust and commitment, it's a little threatening, what the craziest
thing I've ever heard, what does that mean?
It's nothing like the principles we've been studying. There's no time to waste. I must inform the Dean at once
We'll be able to resume my research soon. I need to beat the game just to get this damn last fucking witch unlocked
she's halting my progress as a hero and
Potentially the main quest to get the Urdva shit unlocked
Okay, so research is still going. Why is there a lock? Oh, it's the quest. I'm going to let
it finish, and then the lock should go away. Resume research. How often can you sleep in
this game. You guys know? Can I go to bed right now?
Every 10 hours? Oh. Well I definitely can't sleep then.
I can't sleep right now.
All right.
God, my inventory is a fucking disaster.
They need more space. I need more than 240, 240. This is crazy.
It's not enough.
It's just not.
This is crazy, my name is literally Cliff Fernand, I gotta buy this game down now.
Okay, you just doxxed yourself, bro.
Was it worth it?
You need to manage your inventory better?
Yeah, I'm trying it's just you get all this bullshit
You know they give you all this bullshit for what?
It's about time you got hungry oh
Yeah, I was gonna package all this shit
Royal treats the best way to make coin
I'm gonna take uh, take fucking some of those, take uh, dude I need silver, I'm gonna freak
out silver ore, if I was silver ore where would I be?
The fact that I haven't found silver is like I don't understand it's not even it's not it's it's not a pot
I found every other mineral and silver just doesn't exist anywhere
Like how's that possible?
I killed this guy
I don't think I've killed this guy doesn't it look like when they're dead there's X's what the hell there's a creature there
What is this?
Distracted and who kills thing
Where'd you get the Mayback's a vendor and one of the if deliberate if deliberate
um um this no sorry um this there's a vendor in here yeah
I gotta find Silver, where do I find Silver? Open map, I gotta go kill that deer.
I mean that's just this game in a nutshell, I don't know.
It's crazy. I want to collect all the bugs like in Animal Crossing.
There's 76 bugs, I want to collect them all.
You know you could summon your other characters? Yeah, I don't need them though.
They need me.
There's some deer here I'm supposed to kill.
Oh wait, was that it?
Is it this one?
Don't look very special to me.
You? Are you the special one?
Wow, that was the legendary.
Alright.
That was...
Okay.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a hint on the Silver Cave, I'm gonna be honest. I think I'm gonna need a hint.
because I know I've found silver before.
I've mined it, but it's not on my map.
I have mined silver.
I have been in a silver cave,
but for some reason it's not on my map.
I know it to be true.
There's no silver in this whole island right here.
This island's great, but it's silverless.
It's just so weird that I know I've mined it. I watched you in one a few days ago. That's what I'm saying. I've been in a silver cave. I've mined it before.
But, hey, here's a gold. It doesn't exist. I'm telling you.
I just I've been
You go to any small lake and freeze it with an arrow. That's not over
I know there's community interactive maps, but I don't want to open them because like I don't want to see too much
But silver is pissing me off
This one for this one in particular is pissing me out
It's over here, huh buddy, what's this?
That's not silver
What's this?
Well, secret puzzle from the very beginning of the game.
Interesting.
I wonder what you do.
Surely you don't turn on two candles.
No.
That'd be crazy.
Hmm
Well
The fuck how did you solve that I don't know man who knows
Legendaries gladius this would be like the first item you're supposed to find in the game
Legend legendaries gladius
Only
Yeah, this game was so I'm gonna be honest
This game was so exciting at the beginning when I thought all the gear was gonna be different and then when you learn
It's not a little bit dies inside you, but you still have fun
I mean, there's ore here.
Just not the ore I'm looking for.
It's all like iron and shit.
That's a cool area.
I've never actually been around here.
That's copper.
tired. None of these waterfalls are
enterable. Unfortunate, they. How's the goat farm? They're gonna be dead. I don't know.
None of these, none of these waterfalls have the little guy. You know what I'm saying?
Like the little guy, the little dude? The little dude that lets you in?
None of them. Like this one, you can't enter this one.
You can't enter that one. You can't enter that one down here
You can't enter this one. Oh wait, it's again
There he is there's a little dude. I almost missed you little guy. I almost missed you
No, so that's cool, man. Oh good. I wanted always what I wanted
I've definitely never been in here before as the first silver nodes I've found well
no no I found silver nodes but like this is the first like cave that I found it's a bit
It's sad, because I didn't even find it.
But I've mined silver before, which means I found a cave, but I just don't see it on
the map.
The reason I wanted this is to upgrade my jewelry, so joke's on you guys.
You made me stronger.
Look at this.
Check your knowledge, it might show on the map.
Ooh, that's a good idea.
Wait, but it says Discovery Silver Mineral.
Oh wait, no. You'd have to be like, um, adventure? No.
Electables. Minerals? I'm missing two minerals.
I'm missing a rare mineral and a normal amount of stone. Oh, I'm missing brimstone.
That's what I'm missing. I've never seen brimstone.
Um, Silver, however, it doesn't stay on the map.
You can make it so when you mine one node, you get six of them instead of one, guaranteed.
Every single time you mine one node, you'll get six.
You can get your mining that good.
A little bit of a time investment in the sink, but you can do it.
Well, that's the only silver I've ever found.
Apparently, I found some please too.
I got 44 silver out of that, wasn't I?
Yeah refine the drill plus sockets, we'll get you there.
Ah, my leg!
Ah, fuck my leg!
Fuck!
I guess I'll do the double up B to get some health regen per even though it's kind of
close for me.
Have you been the main story?
No.
I have a problem.
But when you get your drill I think to 10 it goes to 30% but we ain't doing all that.
We ain't doing all that.
Now I think I have too much attack rating now.
I believe my attack rating is 17 or 18.
I have to count, I have to count.
eight, 14, uh, right now, 12, 19, okay, we gotta kill some of these.
Makes a kill. Makes a kill probably two of them.
The real question is, what do I put in my gear instead of attacks me?
No, so Crit is, Crit doesn't work that way.
That's the weird part about sockets in this game is a tax bead if you put it in your
boots and your gloves, give you a tax bead.
But crit does not give you crit.
It goes to the boots and the gloves instead.
The damage with consecutive attack, stack?
I don't know, relentless?
You think relentless stacks?
Maybe.
Try it.
There's no way to test that, really.
Put crit on the weapons?
No, because I have all my abilities on the weapons.
I think abilities are more damaged than crit.
Wait, so how much...
How much did I say? Did I say I had 19?
6,
12,
15,
5, 18.
I can only kill one then.
I'll kill one.
I do have another relentless combo attack one. I don't know where the fuck it is.
Um...
Oh god, it's probably in a piece of gear somewhere.
There it is.
So you're telling me I'm gonna do even more damage.
There's some weapons with level 2 crit instead of attacks being easily craftable.
Yeah, that's an option too.
I know.
I think you guys know that this stacks up to 3.
It's a really random.
really random thing to know.
Did it say it somewhere that I don't know about?
If you press 5 in inventory it'll tell you.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, stamina regen stacks to 15.
Oh.
Trade good profit stacks to 5.
Alright, well now I'm going to do even more damage I guess.
That's dope.
I like damage.
What was I doing?
Was I doing the main or something?
I genuinely don't even remember what I was doing.
I want to see if this witch exists.
Oh, there's a question mark next to her. She might actually be there now.
I was doing research.
Dude, I drink coffee like it's fucking water.
It's just, it's insane. It's insane.
I don't understand. It's a problem.
It's literally just, it goes through me.
Dude, that's loud.
That's loud. Just goes right through me, man.
This witch hates me, man.
I don't know why she just refuses to come.
You know?
It has to be a main quest related, she just won't come.
I don't want to gamble my sorrows away.
do not scum
It's not maincris related, it's a trigger, however.
I mean, it can't be a quest.
I have no quest.
Besides the trade quest that can I mean it could be a question mark somewhere. I
Like an outpost or something
No question marks though I
Don't know I have no fucking clue me this one
The question mark there
to not come
You'll honestly be in a place you'll never expect.
Oh, that's great.
That's super cool.
I love that.
That's fucking awesome.
That's kind of annoying.
A place that I would never expect is mad annoying.
Just check all the places you wouldn't expect.
Well, clearly it's not this, because this is what I would expect.
So clearly she's not here.
I'm gonna shoot my laser at you.
Wait, it does auto lock you, Lyre?
You said it, someone said it didn't lock.
Absolutely locks.
Fuckin' everyone just lies on the internet for fun.
Including myself
All right, well clear that place
Heh.
Peanut's starting a Rust server Friday, let's go boys.
Wait, that's actually a really cool idea.
That came out.
That's the only way to do it really, is starting your own server.
The only way to actually enjoy Rust is a streamer.
You guys are saying, I don't care if you guys spoil this witch to be honest,
Cause like bro, how am I ever gonna figure it out? Is it in Varnaia?
You remember how you triggered the witch in the north? Yeah, I walked up to her hut and she was there
That's the weird part is every witch I've triggered I've just walked I've been I've went to their hut and they were just there
This witch I just walked up to her hut. She was just hanging out
It makes these question marks.
I know you unfrozer in a snowy mountain verse.
I definitely did not do that.
She was just chilling.
I walked up to her hut and she was just there.
You lit the fire.
What?
I lit a fire.
Oh, this is like the addicts, the addict's dead.
Excuse you, dead.
Good to meet you.
I think these question marks are just gambling addicts.
Oh, that was the stable person.
So you're telling me I lit some magic fire and there was a hundred.
Holy fuck.
Hey
70 bones, okay
All these people are worth so much here
You were like, oh, there's a golden person in the snow mountains
That guy's worth nothing fucking Frank. His name is Frank. Yeah, I imagine a guy's name Frank in this kind of world
for sure believable for sure yeah his name is frank that's Steve over here too
come this wasn't glowing have I already read this oh I've already done this
Wow, this is perfect. This guy's literally...
Frank's right here! Come here, buddy.
What's up, Frank? You're gonna get...
You're literally right next to the prison. Fantastic.
Boom!
Boom! He just robbed you. He did rob me. I saw that.
I'll never do it again
Did you get for robbing me buddy?
Damn that guy's axes look cool. You know what sucks
I use axes, but they don't go on my ship my hips like their axes do I'm sorry
Don't rob me please don't rob me
Don't what do you look at me? I'm doing my part
I wonder if this is going to sound kind of weird, but I wonder if this game and where
when the meat is kind of the future of cutscenes.
No escape to skip.
It's just hold space bar to fast forward.
And the reason why I say that is because cutscenes usually in most games, in most games they
like abruptly end.
You know they end and then it's like not a good segue into the game.
This game, the cutscenes slide into combat and animations, so they can't like, hit, escape,
to skip.
Because then it'll be really jarring, that's why you can't do that, right?
So I wonder if people who make RPGs are gonna do the same kind of thing.
I try to steal that and just be like, you know what, fuck it, we're not gonna skip
our cutscenes either.
We're gonna make them all blend it in
I'll be honest gentlemen this witch this witch is not gonna be found
unless this is yeah you're right finding that is ridiculous wow that is such an
obscure random spot what in the fuck just I mean you definitely could
stumble upon that accidentally but like oh you're right the witches do that yeah
you do something and then someone vanishes
I feel like I passed that guy many times for this witch.
North Snow Witch was in a way more random spot. Yeah, that one I stumbled upon just accidentally I don't remember it
Speak with the witch speak with the witch
I don't remember what I did for the third witch the one in the middle of that one
Well, you invited me
You invited me lady?
I like doing these sanctums actually. They're quite fun. This might be my little side main quest here is clearing the last four sanctums
Calling me less capable
Okay, and I didn't mean to hit the wrong button.
Destruction, attack level, defense, devotion, 999, Hukku, communicative, back blueprint.
Why is that so expensive?
Is that a walkie-talkie?
Like, hello?
Book containing knowledge on the special crafting method of the cuckoo communicative pack
Well
You already have it knowledge acquired. Oh
Yeah, well by this you're quite fond of it. I am quite fond of it
I also am gonna give you some gifts. This is for you
I mean it
is that something you see
well she was a waste
he didn't parking
you're the you're the first which that I gave gifts to
and I didn't get anything back
All I'm saying, every other witch, the new stuff popped up. You? You suck.
Nobody likes you. Why found you last?
What is it you desire from a witch? Take your time looking, take your time looking around. You'll be drawn back here. Sooner than you think.
Lame. However, I could clean up some inventory. I have 20s attack. I don't care that much.
I'll do that later. However, this is what I get to do now, the Sanctums, as I have her class.
So that's nice.
Oh, maybe I have to do a quest, actually.
That's good thinking.
Didn't I already cleanse this sanctum?
Okay, I remember cleansing this.
Oh wait, maybe it didn't let me, actually.
Oh...
Wait.
Oh, I cleared it, but I didn't cleanse it.
right okay so I'll come back to me all right well seems easy enough right grab
this suck it up
How do I get this one?
What are you tri- like how- my character's been tripping over nothing recently.
Oh, what the fuck's going on?
Like, what are we doing?
I got it.
All right, cuckoo pot, cuckoo pot, cuckoo pot, oh jeez, oh jeez.
Hi, Wifes.
How are you liking the game so far? Best game I've ever made.
That's what the, that's what the streets been saying.
the
I need your strength to be guided by your belief.
blinding blue light. Oh, that's fine. Just tap on and off in the middle, can't do that.
Literally can't do that.
We can't have used a spear.
Oh, wait.
Is it the axes that does that?
Hold on.
What if I use a sword?
No.
No, what if I use a sword or this thing?
No, I can't do it at all.
Yeah, I don't have that luxury, but that's okay. I just flick away. It's all good. It's all good.
I just flick away. Where are these sanctums?
She should have revealed them to me, right?
Does she not reveal a sanctum to me this time around?
Just tap on the middle when the tone goes off.
No, man.
I know you guys are not hearing what I'm saying.
It's not a skill issue.
It's just a not possible issue.
There's no way it works for everyone but you.
Yeah, because they didn't change their keybinds.
But none of those people changed their keybinds, I bet.
Not a single one.
They're all probably default fucking keybind andes.
Bro, come on.
Wow, I feel attacked.
I mean if you're on controller you don't have a choice, so you don't have the option.
around the luxury of changing keybinds.
This is gonna suck, ass.
Holy shit.
Hold on, I gotta go somewhere else.
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
years of whirlwind of particle effects year
I wonder where this one is.
Burn it down.
There's usually chests in these.
There it is.
hmm that cloak looks cool no it's terrible
Well
Excuse me you're in the way hey hey spikes are in the way
Hey
Wait, it actually traps you?
Alright.
Oh, I could squeeze through this one, sis.
Try to die to the spike.
Thank you.
Death has found you.
Just teleport?
Ah.
Dying's more fun.
I have no reason to clear this house, but I want to and I'm stuck in a fucking net.
No reason to do this, but they deserve to be liberated.
House does perfect save the house save the bees
The only downside of the whole change on sprinting is you can't stop your sprint.
I guess you could stop moving, but oh, I didn't get the thing.
I'd imagine when you do all these Sanctums you fight a pretty cool guy.
pretty cool boss at the end. If there's no way you don't go through all the trouble of
clearing all these Sanctums and... there isn't something cool at the end.
you get the cores what do you mean I mean the cores are whatever
All right, last sanctum is the last sanctum in the game, defeat a Tumbra's spear, okay,
Okay, this is a bad spot to go.
Eh, actually.
You discovering the flicking tech was huge?
Oh, do you use it?
I just use it because I have to.
I think it would probably be easier to just toggle it on and off.
I don't really explore this area very much.
Pretty.
The game is just beautiful at times.
Oh shit, it's a puzzle.
Did I do it?
i really thought that one would work
i really did
maybe i'd do the opposite i turned the fires
what's the other one
oh it's a big oh i make a
i make a little
i think i make a little little guy
like a little um
what do you call it
Russian doll?
Oh, that's a pain to ask.
Um...
That didn't work.
Didn't work at all.
There's something else that I'm missing here.
Hey.
Sorry about that.
Am I just blind or?
Maybe it's like really out of the way.
That's a grasshopper.
Maybe it's like out here, you know?
Dude, I'm looking for a fucking rock.
And no gang bang
Are you guys seeing this rock
it's magical rock because I'm not
That's it?
No.
Wait, you think I could use any rock?
that rock will work. Maybe I just have to use a stone. Like that might not be the rock.
Well, no, I doubt it. I don't see a rock.
Is that it?
That was hard to see holy shit
What do you do I have 19
a cube for free back-to-back cubes for me you shouldn't have
Boss fight time. This guy's gonna beat my Schmeat. I'm excited, dude. I haven't gotten
my my beach meet in a while. Who's the last guy that beat in my Schmeat? I don't know.
I love how they do that.
Damn!
Oh, sick blue ability.
Very cool.
That's a cool little skill.
Uh oh.
Damn, this guy's sick.
Where'd he go?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Damn, this guy's cool.
Hey, someone that's beating my Schmied.
Fuck yeah.
It's a little rerun.
I want to have some fun here.
Very cool, very cool, very cool.
He teleports, that's new!
Wow!
I
Fuck am I going
It's good if the teleporting shit is so lame...
Oh my god, it's like...
Sometimes I wonder if they tested their own game, y'know?
Oh, blue.
Damn!
Oh, it's a pop of Billy.
I love that it's just literally every boss, the teleport, yeah.
I use a little baby pill.
I'm back, what's up?
Hey, how's it hangin'?
How are you?
Hope you're well.
Alright, yep, two.
And he's gonna TP? Yeah. Classic.
I thought my mouse died, I don't be honest.
I didn't beat my ass.
This guy's actually kind of strong, he's a tough one for sure.
It's a bit of a bummer that he also teleports, but maybe, you know, maybe there's some bosses
out there that don't.
That's probably the boss that I've died the most to, actually, oh yeah, I love you.
only the magical guys that teleport now they all teleport I think I
Out of the 75 bosses, I've killed like, what, 55?
I think maybe three haven't.
And the reason they haven't is because they've been in place,
they've been stationary.
Like, they can't move, because they're stuck.
I think the main problem with the teleporting is because of the teleport.
You could just say like, okay, Perry, but the problem is they teleport, they teleport,
And it's either going to be a red or a parryable.
If it's a red, you won't know.
You'll just assume.
So you'll try to parry it, and it'll be like, okay, well that was a red, okay, cool.
And then if you get hit once, then you're stuck in animation, right?
So there's no recovery.
You just get stuck in animation, then you get juggled.
But to be fair, you can juggle bosses back.
So maybe that's the logic there, is sometimes you get juggled, sometimes they get juggled.
What the fuck is this thing?
All the spirit did I get a spear I
Don't think you drop this beer. I don't think you gave me anything. I don't think that guy had an item
Yeah, he didn't drop shit
I got sent to my storage? Is my inventory full? No.
Why would I get sent to my storage?
Yeah, that's weird.
Oh, this spear. No.
Hey there.
I like that they're all called Dark Pursuit.
Oh, it's a finisher.
That's fun.
You do a little finisher build?
Ooh, that's cool.
That's a cool one.
All right.
Now where?
literally right up here it's definitely a cool looking item for sure anyone's
running spears that's a cool look crazy how many people seeing so many people
give the wrong info so confidently yeah it's something you have to deal with
when you're a streamer for sure but streamers are also wrong too so it goes
both ways I just don't think
I don't think a lot of people just guess like they assume it's fair you see
their assumptions are right they're good assumptions I hate this shit dude I
hate these so much I just slightly move out of place
don't move don't move thank you
Oh
Try the spear tappy for the light beam puzzle. Oh, you want to see if that'll that'll allow me to
Toggle it on and off I could try it
These places keep the abyss's power pure and steady
It is the abyss's nature to spread its power wider.
Such growth appears as an artifact, but it is our duty to see they are never misused.
Crazy to me so many people doubt buying this game that gives you 300 plus hours, but instantly
buy 20 hours.
I'm going to be honest.
I would take 20 hours of top, top, top, wall versus 300 hours of mid-quall.
No, I can't toggle it even with the spear.
Fortunately.
It looks like a wad.
The spear looks cool on my back.
Investigate the underground of the cloister of Ruination.
Oh, is this the final shabang of this quest chain?
The Darkbringer.
Oh, shit.
Cool.
Is it the final, the final fucking countdown?
Oh dude is this gonna be a flying guy oh my god gonna be a flying guy for sure
my research done the way curious
do-do-do-do-do
are people gonna play 300 hours of a game that's mid yeah man what do you
mean
That's all people do.
Most people play badass games.
What do you mean?
Learning itself gives me joy.
I root Racer oh is that what you need the rescue don't you need to level up health oh
No, you need cells. Okay. Look I get my health. That's fun. I need a best sells oh
You just need one of this cell and then you can just do oh
It's five every time. That's not bad. Let me go to Damien here
Is it gonna reset I
I hit reset all is it gonna reset cliff two or is it gonna reset just Damian?
It's gonna reset everything oh man
Well, that's a bit of a problem I put like 25 cubes into her and I wanted it back, but
Yeah, fuck it. It's just 25 cubes. I'll get more cubes
It is what it is.
It's just 25 cubes. What's the big deal?
Cubes will come.
I guess I'll just have to kill more mobs, yeah, I'll just have to kill more mobs.
It is what it is.
More mobs will just have to die.
The last thing I'm going to be able to do is stamina, and I don't know how to unlock
the research for stamina, but I'm going to assume that part is main.
The day's short, and there's way too much to be curious about.
Hmm, right.
Skills, Spirit, Ten, Jinseng.
I don't know where to get Jinseng.
particularly easy.
Maybe this.
Unlocking Reachwood Ruins Dispatch Plan.
Maybe this will give me ginseng.
Potentially.
I'm sure how you could toggle by pressing control, I can't.
But I appreciate the tip.
Thank you. 500 credit for that.
Alright, um, I guess let's try to fight the boss.
Okay, I mean, what else is there to do besides try, right?
I don't know where to get wild ginseng.
I guess I'll just enhance this.
What the hell was that?
While ginseng's hard to get?
Yeah, I mean I have a few in my storage chest, but I don't know where else I'm gonna get ginseng.
Ginseng!
Oh.
Oh, I could spawn the other thing.
I'll have all the witches token and I'll be able to get the last witch.
I think.
At least I think there's a witch in there.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
of
the
one
of the
to trust in you. Sometimes a witch's power feels more like shackles. Having strength,
yet being unable to use it freely is frustrating. But the world's laws are immutable. What can
one do it makes me a little envious of you so do a great deal of good for both of us
I got her witch's ring so now that means meet the white crew.
This is where I dump my load entry.
The last signet and then I, the last witch I guess is the white crew.
I think with the witch, hold on let me insert it in the hole.
My final piece.
Spoilers, this is a big spoiler.
Maybe, I don't know.
Through this chest first.
You got for me which.
Whoa, ice wing plate cloak.
look
that
actually might look cool
what's the fuck
oh my god I'm a bird
kaka
wait I love it
my crow helmet back
You've finally encountered all five witches. May the journey you've taken in seeking us out stay with you for the rest of your days
We've prepared something special for you
It's nothing too flashy, but just touch my back. I'm sure it may mean something to you
Be sure to treasure it
What did she give me? I'm assuming it was supposed to be looting the chest. Like that
That was the big deal, you know?
That was it?
Why is there a...
thing here?
purple
there's something in the tree
I guess the only thing that sucks about this back piece or whatever it just like
it clips through my hands and it looks so fucking bad
it looks so bad
look at all that clipping dude oh my god
there's a fucking square here I just I don't know what it is maybe it's just the door
I mean, it looks good from behind and that's kind of all that matters
I think this one looks pretty cool but it has no
So, um, it has no stats, I mean it has ice res, which I guess is kind of cool, but I
can't like level it up, like why, why not?
Alright, um...
Apparently you could grow ginseng?
How do you do that?
If I just use it in my inventory, does it turn into a seed?
I don't even know where Jensen is.
I don't even have any.
Um.
to
tell you the thing
Jinsing has
Oh
Let's grow some ginseng shall we
And then I'm gonna pour some water on it. I think that matters
Uh, I think I got a backpack full of water field sprayer
I don't know if that actually works.
Virtualizer?
Oh, that's working for sure.
Oh, yeah. That's working for sure.
Looper can't?
No, that's not gonna work.
Alright, I'm gonna sleep now.
I'm gonna see if this helps.
How do you get so much camp funds?
I mean, my dude's been running fucking 24-7 non-stop, they can't stop.
They just brought 22,000 back right there.
Went to bed, they dropped fucking 22 grand.
They need more armor though is the problem.
You think?
You think me sleeping 12 hours made any progress on the oh
They're already little or nope. They're mad. They're nothing
Maybe they need a little bit more fertilizer
Your actions were poorly received
are you done with your expeditions? 17 hours. I'm kind of burning through more camp supplies
than I would like so at some point I'm going to need to rotate my guys out and stop making
money. But for now, I don't mind. For now, I do not mind. Find out why research was stopped.
Classic. So many quests. There's so many quests. There's so many. They don't stop.
I
and
OK.
Here.
Do you not die your gear at all um no, not really.
I honestly haven't found that much gear in this game that I think looks cool.
up a lot of it's a lot of the gear is just like hey looking
And unfortunately the gear that actually is pretty cool looking is not good, but that
also sucks.
Why am I picking more of these up?
Both on the ammo update and CS, it's cool.
Deluxe edition armor plus marksman cloak.
The Deluxe Edition armor does look pretty cool, yeah.
I just wanted Titty Armor, I did.
The devs should introduce some Titty Armor.
That's like the main thing I was looking for. I wanted to look like a barbarian.
A titty barbarian, but no. They didn't have that. Couldn't look like a titty
barbarian. No, not this guy. Alright, let's go, let's go do this really hard boss.
It should be fun. It should be really fun. This boss should be really, really
tough
by it by it
by really really tough i assume it means you get knocked back over and over and
over and over again
that's my guess
probably a lot of teleporting
Oh god, does he fly? Oh, he doesn't really fly, I think.
That really tough. Do you mean teleport?
Yeah.
Wow, this guy doesn't take any damage.
This guy's got a aura.
Looking like me for real.
wow that guy does damage holy
Oh, non.
Oh, there it there.
Oh, he does more.
Oh, shit, he does more.
Oh he does more!
Oh shit he does more!
Oh!
Wow this guy's cool!
I mean he doesn't take any damage but he's certainly cool!
I guess I'll...
5?
I don't know, I'll get it.
This guy seems like he's one of the hardest guys in the game.
He's pretty tough.
This guy takes no fucking damage.
He kills you in one shot!
Oh my god.
I mean, I guess I'll just go again.
Damn, this guy bounds.
I don't understand how he killed me in one shot.
OK, that's, that's...
MMMMMMMM
Y'all like blinding light, that's for a damn pity.
No, I didn't mean to do that. That sucks.
You don't like lighting light at all.
I mean, this is cool, this is a cool little fight.
of
all I try to pair it
not bearable there I guess nice hit
thank God I got all these hills
I can do this all day.
I can literally do this all day.
Oh.
So sorry.
So sorry, boss.
I'm so sorry, boss.
Oh, blues, blues, blues, blues, blues!
Damn, son.
Oh.
Traged ya.
Blue's blue's blue's blue's. That didn't hit me this time. On land, that's a miss,
All I'm saying, all I'm saying.
There's no way that he's actually dead, right?
Like that was a really lame death.
He just fucking...
You're sure you see him again.
you see that guy again for sure. Darkbringer, Ahtor's Orb. Well that's pretty good. Ahtor's
Orb. Seal of the Pitch Black Darkbringer. Oh you get the whole Ahtor set, which is
Just pointless. I don't even know why it gives you that.
Maybe it gives you it so you can like sneak in.
The sword's good I have that.
Well, I mean it's the same as every other sword in the game.
Actually, this one's not.
Nope, it's the same as all the other swords, nevermind.
However, a Torus Orb.
I might try a Torus Orb.
Real quick.
The oldest portal.
Yeah, this weapon is like the same as the two-andre.
It's a two-crit base.
Two-crit base.
So it's like the same as the two-andre you could find.
Kind of almost anywhere.
But, does it look cool is the question?
A torus?
Oh yeah, it looks pretty cool.
Oh, it's got like a flag on it too.
You could probably die that.
Damn, that thing looks sick.
Or any two-hand builds just to like, show it off is certainly cool.
You can't die it?
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, duh.
At your leisure.
Alright, well the build's online. I mean, that's as good as the build is gonna get.
Like, there's no, there's no getting better in my access.
of
that is going to kill by frame rate I can't wait
That's harder than the last boss, by the way.
Well that makes sense, the boss I just fought is harder than the last boss, that kinda makes
sense because the boss I just did there was a side boss, it was like the witch's quest.
You know what I mean?
So it makes sense that it's hard, you don't have to do it.
So I'm done!
Wait, how come it says 21 out of 22 witches?
I did everything for the witches, what does that mean?
Is it Hexa Marie from the main, maybe?
final fight with her, and then it's fully done.
I kind of want to kill a really weak boss to see if I do more damage.
I mean I should.
I think.
Are there any weak bosses that I could just see?
Apprehend the Outlaw. That's definitely not a boss, but I'll do it anyway.
Maybe it'll lead to one and another.
Did you think that Radon was a good boss?
red on
uses kind of a boss is a little annoying for sure
you're gonna cook items you have got a few but
only using
I I did redawn you gotta realize I did redawn a year and a half later because I didn't play
the other in a launch. So, apparently he was harder at the beginning, I don't fucking know.
It's literally just a named bounty?
Weird.
I've never done a bounty that's like... a quest.
Bit odd.
the
fifth
Okay well I thought this was like a special bounty I didn't know it was like a
whatever it may as well just finish it. Did you get any legendary mounts? I think I have
all of them but the bear actually.
How many bosses do we have left?
We have 55 out of 75, okay.
Okay.
lowly but surely 20 more 20 more bosses
I don't think I could ride the wolf
I can't
I can't ride the wolf while doing bounties, I've learned.
Any of the new mounts you can't ride while doing bounties.
When you have someone over your shoulder, it doesn't work... unfortunately.
What do you rate this game?
78 honestly I could I could say it's an 80 like an 8's good pretty cool it's a
very in-depth game a lot going on a lot to explore
It's on your top five?
Fuck no.
No shot.
Top five.
That's crazy.
Top three?
What's your top five?
Fuck, I don't know.
Single player games or multiplayer games?
Because like, no single player games in my top five.
That's crazy.
i would never put a single player game in the top anything
even fucking Bethesda games as much as i love them even like oblivion
fucking
garrum even
even fallouts they still don't enter top five if it's multis in the in the
question you find more scum in the future bring him here
gosh you're pretty good bounty 90 boats find if I do
what was I doing oh yeah I wanted to find a shitty boss to beat up something
that isn't too hard I mean there's really nothing there's if I had to guess
there's probably only a boss or two that's actually hard. I think I may have
just killed the hardest boss in the game or the second hardest.
I'm just trying to find like it's kind of hard to find shitty bosses because I
only have 20 left. A few are from main and then what like where like where
the fuck are the rest? I have no actual clue.
What if I get to research it now?
I'm actually thinking about it now, what would be my top 5 single-player games?
Oblivion, Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, those 3 are insane.
Are they all in the top 5 potential?
Probably not.
Maybe a few of them.
Titanfall 2 is nasty.
fucking nasty Jedi Survivor is pretty fucking insane fables pretty good
cyberpunk's pretty solid I'm living over Skyrim every every day of the week yeah
every day of the week
of
one see if I can do this institute now I don't think they can but
to
two, no
this is tough
the
Why did I forget about Elden Ring? I think I'm just thinking older games for some reason.
Of course Elden Ring is up there. Sorry, I just completely forgot about Elden Ring.
That game is absolutely top 5. It would probably be like Elden Ring, Wukong's really good. Wukong's
really good. Yeah, it would probably be like Elden Ring, Wukong. Okay, honestly, I think
I think it would be Elden Ring, I don't know in no particular order, but I think it would be like Elden Ring, Wukong, New Vegas,
Baldur's Gate for sure, Baldur's Gate 3 is insane, and then the last one would be like oof.
I think the last this is gonna sound kind of crazy, but I think the last one could be like
It might be something like shooter related like Titanfall 2 that's that's an insane single-player game
Do maternal pretty insane to dark ages. Maybe not top five pretty fucking good
The Wolfenstein games they kind of own dude kind of own
That space is insane too. I don't know fuck. I don't know what squeezes in that top five there
Dead space is good. That's a good one. That's a really good one.
Dead space 1 was awesome. Half-Life not getting a mention of Wilds? I mean,
Half-Life is good, but... top 5 though? Like, top 5 in my head, I'm thinking games that you
could kind of keep replaying. That's why I don't even know if Dead space is in there.
like replayable games are the games that own in my eyes I'm just staring at the
map just talking it's been a 10 hour stream don't you gotta end I don't have
to end but I'm gonna be honest I am getting really fucking tired so I
I might just end out of principle of ending and I did just kill a cool boss
I feel like this is a good way to it's a good stopping point. I just killed a bad-ass boss
You know what I will end we end that on a fucking sweet note
We killed a badass boss probably the second hardest boss in the game
Fuck yeah
Who said that
All right, we beat this game soon. I think we beat this game. I
Think we beat this game tomorrow I
Think tomorrow the game ends I think tomorrow I
Don't know if the game's over
But I think tomorrow we get 60% we beat the game
We beat all the bosses
And that could be the last day
Actually, it could be.
I don't know yet.
I don't know.
We'll have to see.
We'll see how I'm feeling tomorrow.
That's a good stopping point.
I'm going to save right here, gentlemen.
Save right here.
done so that's a wrap gentlemen I will be on tomorrow I will be on tomorrow again
in the morning game and some I beat the main story tomorrow maybe even the last
three of the Crimson Desert might be tomorrow might just be
very well everybody I'll catch you guys tomorrow morning finishing this fucking
game we're gonna do chapter 10 11 12 back to back to back to back finish wrap
done enjoy the rest of your enjoy the rest of your night GGs I'll see you
guys tomorrow