I don't know what to do with it.
Please don't end it today.
There's nothing left.
guys it's about to be done it's already about to be done
it's gonna be it it's rap at least we got this nice little tune here for the
vibes I think for the vibes we got to get a different tune going for the start
of the stream
Hold on for the vibes you guys need a different tune. This is important
And here we go true strength comes from the soul not just a stick
Wrong guy. Here we go
They changed the music it doesn't play the tune anymore
Wait, what?
It doesn't play the tune.
The clown tune.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
How'd you do that?
The story, you done side stuff as well.
I've done it all.
I've done everything.
I've done all the main pieces.
It's...
It's gonna be the Grand Slam today.
No fluid at camp? I'm not at camp though.
That's why I'm confused.
I'll be here ready for your next job no more flute they stopped it from playing
Oh, I had to do inventory management.
I left myself off on inventory management.
And it's just, I don't want to at all.
Did you get paid to play this game?
They couldn't afford Shroud.
I don't think they did any sponsors, did they?
I literally don't think...
I didn't see a single hashtag out on this game.
Did they do some? Oh.
I really want to play video after playing this game.
I don't understand.
Was that their plan all along?
Like was that their plan all along to get every one of their players to consider maybe playing
video?
Like did they big brain this game?
Or what?
Use the Black Fang defeat.
I did that. I did that. Knowledge.
The whole point was to make people want to play BDO. It's brilliant, really.
BDO might just be a better version of this game, thoughts?
all these pieces of paper that I can't do anything about.
This is a paper that I can't do anything with.
Not classic.
You can't sell this chair?
I've been able to sell everything else.
The chair?
Too much.
All right, this helps a little bit, helps a little bit, this helps a little bit, this
helps a wee bit.
I'ma be honest with you, inventory is a little bit cleaner.
Firefly Lantern, Firefly does turn Lantern on a F2.
those that acknowledge the spirits of the forest in this lantern. Pretty cool.
This looks infinitely better than BDO. Hold on let's see. BDO gameplay 2026.
KVG, this is the first video I clicked on, EDO 2026, let's see, what does this game look
like in 2026?
I'm tempted, I'm tempted.
I'm tempted.
Okay, these are all their classes. This looks the same as what I remember.
This is completely different.
Damn, this is literally from the beginning tutorial, huh?
This is a bad video to watch, isn't it?
Holy shit, this is completely different from what I played.
This game looks completely different.
What the fuck?
This looks way better than what I played 10 years ago.
What the fuck?
Okay, this looks familiar.
I've seen this before.
This guy's name is Cunt Licker.
I got no filters in this game, huh?
Okay, alright.
I mean, this doesn't look bad, actually.
What the hell?
This looks way better than the game I played ten years ago, actually.
Hold on.
I gotta find one more video, though.
Um.
I
Don't know
Isn't it pay to win dude every good ass MMOs pay to win that's not going away
Not going away man
video it or
It paid a win and MMO is just two two peas in a pod man
You can't play an MMO without pay to win. That's just it is what it is
Who peas in a pod
Anyway
That's how they make money, I mean it's either the game, it's really the simple, it's either
the MMO as a subscription model, or it may as well not exist, because if the other alternative
is the pay-to-win alternative, right?
So like the best thing you can hope for is an MMO comes out, it's got some micro
transactions and it has like a description model like Lost Ark for example has the
the pass or whatever the the wing pass that you could buy the varia pass or whatever the hell
it can't it can't be just like free just can't it can't be can't be good and free anyway
can't be good and free
All right, today is the final day, that's it, and it'll be wraps after this, it'll be done.
Final fucking day.
This is it, there's so many keys, it's playing aftercrumbs and deserts over, maybe check
Check out the Arc Raiders update if it's any good.
I have to see what people say first.
Maybe wait until Cryo weekend for Marathon.
Use my key cards.
Maybe play some last epoch.
Maybe play Elden Ring Night Rain with Tyler in 9-hour.
There's a lot of content in Elden Ring Night Rain that we used to...
Me, Tyler, and Nine Hour played all of Night Raid, and then they added so much more content since.
And it might be time to...
It might be time to do that, honest.
It's damn good to see you.
Not bad though. We played a lot.
We played a lot of Crimson Desert.
I enjoy this game so much I would restart, but I'm not going to because that's crazy.
I may as well wait until something important happens.
What's down here?
Just before I go, I've never been to this cute little town.
It's cute. It's off to the side.
Just for my curiosity, I kinda wanna go there.
Look, I don't have a single waypoint there.
This is the furthest I went, this thing.
What's down here?
I wanna know.
And then I'll go do the main.
I've never been to that town.
It reminds me of the Dragon's Dogma town that's like way off to the side that like
you're like, what the fuck is the point of that and you go there and it's actually
pretty cool.
Did you expect to play this much?
No, I expected to play this.
I expected this game to be played as much as like, um, like Dragon's Dogma, you know, like a 30-40 hour kick.
Oh, did I not open this one? Oh, shit.
Hold on.
curious question how much money do you think you spent in total on computer components in
your entire career I don't know probably not as much as you'd think so like my six six
or seven years of competing everything was free so those years don't count so then you
have the other six or seven years of streaming where I did have to pay for it I probably
only bought maybe five or six different computers in that time? No, maybe a little
bit more because I would buy a streaming one as well. Let's say ten. Let's say ten
computers. So we could probably, we could probably assume like anywhere from
like 50 to 70 thousand on tack whether it's like microphones, mixers, whatever.
I just started as two swords better than sword and shield you do whatever you want
man it's all it's all easy games easy no matter what you're gonna do as long as
I mean, you can make it harder if you want, but not upgrading, I guess, but if you play the actual gameplay loop, you're gonna be all right.
What the puzzle? Like, no puzzle. It's just a cube.
Oh, yeah, I didn't go to the side of town, so of course I'm gonna have cubes.
How the fuck is that place?
It looks a weird down there.
I guess I may as well go down there.
Oh, this is the reed area.
Oh, did I not get...
Oh, I never got the fast travel.
There's a fast travel probably right there.
This looks so weird from above, because you can't see the wheat.
Yeah, I definitely did not expect to play this much.
I did want to achieve one thing before I stopped playing, but I don't think it's gonna happen.
Well, actually, I think I could do it.
It just won't be as big as I wanted it to.
Where's the thing that I saw? I saw something glow here.
I see it.
Yeah, I made that up. Maybe nothing was going here.
I wanted to do a silk run.
In honor of Silk Road.
So I have a bunch of silk at the base, and on our Silk Road I wanted to do a silk run across
the map and just sell it.
Maybe that'll be my final send off.
The final send off will be a bunch of silk.
The problem is...
I don't know if I have enough silk to make it cool.
Good morning, TVLand.
Good morning.
I
Had a tree you finishing the story today. Yeah, I
Mean if I somehow get distracted again today where I can't finish the story then the game continues one more day
But I don't think that's gonna happen. I got like nothing left to do. I
Mean, there's always side quests. There's always side quests, but like, you know, I mean
How much side quest can a man do?
Never been in this town, so I wanted to see what was up.
Isn't it cool? They're just like a normal town.
Pretty normal to me.
Hello traveler. The meadows.
These kids following me.
I'm not weird at all.
Ask.
I feel like an actual, what is that?
What is, what, can I just pick it up?
Oh, there it is. Hold on.
Keepsake.
The fuck is a keepsake?
I've never seen an item tagged keepsake before.
You already find all the legendary animals?
I have found them, but I haven't acquired them.
I'm not doing this bounty.
I'm just here for the vibes. I wanted to see what this town is all about. Is there sidequests here?
Oh, there actually is.
Hey, there's a legendary animal right here. Wow. Look at that. Right in this water.
Where is he? You pick him up or do you got to fish him?
I think you gotta probably fish them. That would make the most sense.
We ain't gonna do all that.
This area is kinda cool though. Cool little town.
I don't know if the side quest leads to anything.
I would only do it if it leads to a boss.
What zone is this? Is this technically Hernand?
I do have some bosses left here.
So maybe it could lead.
In Hernand I have five bosses left.
Which is actually quite a lot.
And of all the zones, this is the one that I have the most bosses left.
I don't know how.
Because it's also the place that I spent the most time in.
That's not weird.
I spent like 60 hours in her name.
I think everyone does.
That's the natural loop.
Anything in the pretty waterfall?
No.
or
the U.S.S. or and the amazing post about some four five
fucking MFG 6x
shenanigans I don't know why try to read it and I realized it was like 15 pages
And I was like that's too smart for me. I don't know what the hell is I don't know what the hell are you happen about over there though?
Really no fast travel up here. I ran this way for nothing. I'm hoping to just get at least the fast travel if in case I wanted to come back
Where's the wolf shield come from it's the deluxe shield
Honestly, the coolest shield in the game.
This isn't a...
This looks awful.
Yeah, welcome to...
Welcome to high foliage.
Of course they had to make the foliage move at rapid fire, right? If the foliage was a little less...
If they didn't move so much, it wouldn't be as ugly, but they made it move at fucking Mach speed,
which makes the
pixelation of the streams so bad.
Hey, look at this. I don't know fucking terrible this looks.
I bet you guys, if I go right here, I bet you guys can't see anything.
Can you guys even see me? Am I just a blur? Am I just a giant blob on your screen?
Where the fuck is the fast travel here, man?
Oh, up there. Okay.
Okay.
We need to fucking multi-frame gen for bitrate and video.
Can you guys make that tech?
Wait, that would actually be sick!
Maybe there's a world in where...
they could do something. I mean, why would they?
That's such a small market, but...
Honestly, that might be not a bad solution, though.
Having some, like, AI bitrate bullshit?
Does Twitch have AV1 yet? No.
AV1 would look a lot nicer.
It definitely would.
AV1 would for sure look a lot nicer.
Alright, I got my fast travel.
Yeah, let's go to somewhere where we can actually fucking see, shall we?
You guys don't see a blurry mess.
Chapter 10.
Let's fucking do this. Let's beat this goddamn game.
Um, okay, well, this is not a good spot for a bit right here, hold on.
Let me get to the desert, and then it'll be fine.
There's cute.
Oh, we're launching a counterattack for the main.
That's right.
We're launching a big strike.
Here.
I'm a hundred hours quickly play for a hundred hours
Oh
You are my shit
Situation preparations are complete
There's something you should know. What is it?
Let me hear it from Stefan. Ah, there you are
This way
It's best you see it for yourself my lord
I wanted to discuss that I saw floating above the castle a fortress in the sky
Fuck is it exactly every soldier that approached it mysteriously dropped dead
I have to contact the neutral zone to acquire a weapon of sufficient power
that could let us deal with the damn thing isn't there a famous weaponsmith
there yes an orc named Valgash who is he he forges weapons beyond imagination
But it turns out their situation is no better.
How could they possibly be as fucked as we are?
His land has been plagued by war for a while now, ravaged from end to end.
War?
In the neutral zone?
That seems their neutrality has offered little protection.
I've dispatched couriers to the region, but none have returned.
If we can't get word, we certainly won't get weapons.
I'll pay him a visit.
I'm sorry to ask for your assistance yet again,
but there's none more suitable.
Stefan's landlord.
His armor, his armor looks cool.
You could buy it in a shop, actually.
I've seen that armor.
All right.
All right, all right, all right.
Where do you want me?
Did it mark it?
Go to the gate of peace.
Oh, there.
Okay.
The voice acting is pretty good in this game, yeah.
It actually is pretty good, even like the side quest people aren't bad.
Solid has like 300 plus hours and still doing stuff.
If Solid spent 300 hours playing one save file, I think he would be 100% actually.
But he'd split it between multiple save files.
I think 300 hours is enough to 100% this game, especially with someone like Solid
FPS who's really, really efficient.
FPS is extremely efficient when you games so you would for sure be a hundred.
He's been live for 30 minutes. Are you talking about building viewers?
Oh, because the guy said I have 4k viewers.
Dude, nowadays building viewers is very different.
You used to be able to build viewers a lot faster.
Well, I guess that kind of makes sense because if you're playing...
Now, actually, it doesn't make sense. I think everyone used to be able to build viewers faster.
It takes a lot of time. I think it takes to reach...
Nowadays, to reach the viewership that your average is, it takes about two hours.
Hitting your average viewership takes about two hours.
Unless you're hot shit. If you're hot shit, then obviously you do it way faster.
If everyone wants to watch you, then you'll hit it really, really quick.
are you guys bad men? oh wait no the flying people are the bad men. bugs! y'all got that?
I can't particularly kill these bugs, so...
Can I pretend?
Yeah.
90s machine started to attack out nowhere. We're facing how unless we stop them
Sir all the way to the tower of bullet shit hold your position
Money out of options right
Think you can reach the tower out and activate the disruptor. I'm I need a okay someone said warhammer
And I was thinking it too. I need to make a purchase really quick. I'm so sorry
I need to buy this age of Sigmar army ASAP
Hold on.
Give me a second.
I've been thinking about it for the past week and I just need to buy it.
I need to buy it.
They're not a spearhead for this army?
Gotta be a spearhead for this army.
Hold on.
Okay, I'll just go to a gamefork shop.
Maybe that'll be easier.
Never mind.
I'll just go to the store.
That might be easier.
I activate the deck on the upper level.
I can do that.
I got this hold on hang no hey I don't hang yet hang oh I don't have to hang
there's a new Warhammer game no I was talking about getting a Sigma army
I have a Sigma army right now but I didn't finish building it and I don't
They're not really resonating with me, you know?
They don't resonate with me like my custodies do.
I'm trying to find an army that resonates with me just like my custodies, you know what I'm saying?
My custodies are sick!
They have, like, poison tip spears.
Oof!
Sheesh!
This is no married attack, this was planned.
How do you game so much with that elbow pain?
Elbow pain?
That's why it hurts?
Here?
Um.
It did well.
That was no easy task.
I've never heard that in my life.
It's my service, safety.
We don't have to worry about getting swarmed any longer.
I don't know who you are, but you have our gratitude.
I don't know who you are.
What brings you to this forsaken place in town?
I don't know who you are.
What brings you to this forsaken place in Sardar, Lee?
Ah, yeah.
He's got guts.
I need a weapon.
One that can bring down a flying fortress.
Flying fortress?
Not sure.
But if anyone's got a weapon for the job, it's the chief.
I'm sure it'll help you once we're done with this mess.
Once they've made a good Warhammer RPG.
I mean, the Dawn of War games are really, really good.
One and two is good.
Don't play three, apparently. I've never played it myself.
So, you play Dawn of War. Dawn of War is sick.
Uh, Dark Tide is pretty cool, but it doesn't really scratch the Warhammer itch for me.
Vermintide is the same way. I don't know. It doesn't really...
Those games don't really scratch the itch.
The Space Marine 2 game is really good, but it's not really an RPG.
maybe kind of is
ish
i don't think it is
i mean
company cubes these guys get a lot
i don't think of any
holy fuck the grasshopper
owns
Holy fuck.
The Grasshopper might be the hardest mob in the game.
Jesus Christ.
I fought that guy before.
He's just a normal elite mob.
He's probably the hardest elite mob in the entire game.
Just like a normal, like, like normal mob.
Those Grasshoppers fuck.
Alright wait, a Mantis? I think it's a Mantis.
Whatever, same thing.
Grasshopper Mantis, same family.
well I gotta finish the season of before actually fuck I don't know how many days I
I have left, I gotta finish him
Saved!
It's till the 28th, okay so I have 28 days
Okay, good call, good call
I gotta make sure to play since Diablo
For sure
Who are you talking about Arnie what is both these popular cars money? It's too dangerous this way
Why is this sword upside down what's a rifle?
I'll be building machines inside a stream never thought I'd come to bloody hate them
of
a run so slow
My people were in danger, but thanks to you, we survived.
Chief! They're breaking our lines! We can't...
One thing after another. Get him patched up. Now.
Come on. Up you get.
You're the grey man I've heard about, aren't you?
I suppose so.
You fight better than the rumors claimed. Seems they didn't do you justice.
If that's the case...
more bad news the rear lines are collapsing too those damn machines swarm like
hordes no time to breathe seems like you haven't lost hope yet we've got a
trick or two left ourselves but we could do with your health go up the hill
Our secret weapons waiting for you.
I mean, they have me.
Would you grade this game out of 10?
Anywhere from 7-8 to 8-2, I would say.
That's the range that it sits in.
It's definitely a good game,
but it's not the greatest game, you know what I mean?
Move the wounded to the rear.
If only some of you could pilot this beauty.
Volga sent me.
I can't believe it.
The Greymane of Bailu.
He swore up and down he didn't need anyone's help.
But now that the Greymane's here, he's quick to ask for it.
Well, at least he knows where to put his pride aside.
All those bloody ins...
You think it's better than Elder Ring? No.
It's hot, though.
Elder Ring is like a nine, you know?
A tag.
Call me daddy
Hell yeah
That's a cool animation jumping out.
Was that a cozy game with lots of activities?
Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. It is a cozy game.
I would fit... I would definitely fit this in the cozy category of games, 100%.
None of us can control it.
Most folks can play it, though?
Oh, for sure.
I built it myself, but it's been useless in battle till now.
It's no ordinary weapon, and that's for certain.
Let's have a talk while we wait.
We're talking right now.
The eight tags are beauty, but our real pocket ace.
That will wipe out every last one of those bastards.
Something stronger than the A-Tag.
A weapon that could end this war, perhaps.
The problem is, it needs a ridiculous amount of power.
First, we need the power plant back up and running.
Once that's done, we can blast the fuckers into scrap metal.
What do you need me to do?
Our first order of business is to thin their numbers.
Your A-tag should be refitted by now.
But your skills, she should handle like a dream.
Leave them to me.
Good. Make a sweep of the area and take out those bloody pests.
Meet me at the power plant once you're done.
I kill bugs. I squish bugs.
Can you open it?
Oh, handle. Yep, that's right. That makes sense.
Yellow paint.
Well, then you can say as a game developer,
is wearing this game definitely have talent?
I mean, yeah, they for sure do,
But this game's also been a decade into making.
Something to consider.
You can do a lot with ten years.
I'm so scared.
I was a little feet.
Tell that to ashes.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Hey, I mean, you could also do very little within years, too.
I don't know what the fuck happened with that, but...
I'd imagine, with Ashes, they probably spent, like, four years not developing anything and just dealing with, like...
money problems.
I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs I kill bugs
That's just what I do
Oh my god
Well, my mech is gonna die, probably.
These Ornithopters are fucking me up.
Hopefully it doesn't fail if it dies.
Hopefully I can just get another one.
He's hitting me.
Honestly, this might be easier to just spam right click.
Definitely not, but I can see why someone said I hate this part.
Slowly but surely.
You're actually losing progress. Oh, shit, am I?
No, let's go down.
I don't know if these bugs on the ground count.
Oh, they do.
This is awful.
You're doing exactly what I did.
Yeah, well the mech doesn't have enough health, right? So it kind of makes sense.
You kind of just have to spam this shit.
It's actually...
arguably easier to do this, because then the alternative is running back to the mech every time, so...
It is what it is.
Unless there's a mech nearby.
New.
Follow me, Zoomin.
new
And we're almost done on a big deal
I think I just blowed.
I forgot I had my laser eyes.
We're almost done.
Who the fuck designed these quests?
Yeah, a lot of the main story quests, it feels weird.
It feels like a lot of this game was designed by different groups, right?
A lot of the main story quests are pretty bad.
We're almost done though.
You haven't even done the worst one yet?
Oh god, I guess worse.
Oh my god, okay.
It's fine.
Fine.
Not a problem.
just prime loot you're missing I made it to the final day for me so what does loot matter
I'm a flute batter.
Hey.
Activate the generator.
I can do that.
Yeah.
Activate that.
Yeah.
Damn.
You can flag your go fast.
Yeah.
You just like flick on the focus mode and then you get a burst of speed.
It's really nice in like really far traversals but if you have like height you can go really far.
Give it a kick.
Give it a pull.
When times I gotta pull it.
Okay.
What?
Work, damn you work.
Oh you hold it.
It makes more sense.
,
I don't want to leave it to me.
No!
Where's the handle? It's broken.
Oh.
Oh now the handle's not broken, how convenient.
A timer?
Oh hell no.
What am I supposed to be doing?
Do I just sit here?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
I just shot the turbine.
Oh, oops.
I see what I'm doing here.
How is this easy? You don't even get to shoot these guys.
They're unshootable.
Until I get here.
I guess it's...
Oh they don't do like any damage. I did all the damage by shooting it.
ffff
the way I'm playing like a tower defense right now
over heat, over heat, over heat
I might fail this mission because of the damage I did.
I think I'm gonna...
We'll see. Maybe not. They'll be cutting it close.
I think we're okay. Yeah. Nice. W defense.
It's now fully charged.
Finally time for the long range cannon to shine.
It's one of my masterpieces.
Namely turns out the difficulty.
Yeah, kind of.
Thank you for the sub.
W1? W1KR6?
What is that?
That is how we want them all out.
They can even drop an airship.
Oh hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Huge.
What the fuck is that?
Something fell from the airship.
Be careful.
what fell the dialogues a hassle this game
I mean it's okay I mean it's not like revolutionary writing or anything but you know it's good
Oh no. A grasshopper. My worst enemy.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Liberated.
That thing stood no chance.
It did hit me off the rip.
This came like to do this thing where you spawn in into a boss.
You spawn into a boss and you always take a free hit because you're stuck in an animation.
I think the animation's supposed to end faster.
Like a boss is about to swing, it's still in animation, still in cutscene, and they
always hit you.
You can spam dodge sometimes, but sometimes the timing doesn't work out and they just
hit you.
It's like they're like a half a second off.
one of the
one of the counted as one of the bosses
did not
you'd think that I would count as one of the 20 bosses I have left, but I guess not
should put a user that
where's boss
oh
I can't tell you the grey mains, but you've blown them all to bits
you're far from anything I'd consider ordinary
mind if I studied you sometime huh anyways good work I know I brought you
here let's talk elsewhere you mean you know what brought me here you do know
I'm here for a fucking weapon.
Where'd he go?
You good?
He's...
Okay.
He fell off his horse and died.
I
Used to make machines to help people
machines to help the cooking or farming
That's somewhere along the way. They started building weapons
Just like the ones you fought here
the flying fortress Trotter you're gonna play hunger I don't know what that means
you're speaking in riddles what's up guys what's up rp rp4k
an island in the sky that's what he wanted to create he was always an
extension so I didn't think much of it but
when I saw what he had built I knew it was a weapon of war
Yeah, I don't know what hunger is I've never heard of it
Is that what I got one of those?
Even thousands of lives like spooky games. No, we're speaking in hunger
No one knows what turned him down that
path he never explains a damn thing only opens his mouth to talk about his
inventions I'd like to know what passes through that head of his and see what he
hides behind that mask hang on what's this lot doing here
That was impressive.
Proud of you, baby chief.
She blew us away.
Chatty, keep it ass-kissing to yourselves.
Still come, Tiger Coveman.
Now, where was I?
You were talking about the flying fortress being a dangerous weapon.
Ah, well, the original plan was to destroy it with my cannon.
But we've put it all of its power in the last battle
We've no time to get it charged up again. You have that much of an extraction shooter guy. I don't know how about that one?
Why money will create such a thing
The strange rumors I'm hearing just doesn't sound like the man I once knew
rumors
Nonsense about snatching northern folk sticking them in strange coffins
and torturing them.
The woman there.
I should hurry over.
He might see you.
He does love his oddities.
That over there is Tilesia Castle.
You'll find him there.
Whatever you do,
stay sharp.
That was the whole chapter?
That was
a lot shorter than I was that was the shortest chapter ever done it was like
three quests I can smell his bloody gunpowder stanchibrimstone and corpses
can't stand us boy what you say check over there how many chapters are there
Well
And a prologue
Or a epilogue sorry not prologue prologue wrong wrong one
I thought I was gonna fight something and threw me off thanks for all the materials
yeah I'm just kind of plowing through Maine right now I'm gonna get Maine done
tonight. I'll probably be done main in like five hours if I had to guess. Chapter 11. These chapters
are pretty quick. I mean that chapter literally took that whole chapter took me 30 minutes.
Now I know they vary, right? So I doubt this one's going to be as fast. You never know though.
Sometimes I just aren't
Like a TP there, what am I done literally TP in the castle
Haven't had a chapter that's been longer than like two hours I'd say
don't lose your self
I mean please
oh
I gotta be
he doesn't look dangerous
seems so
don't cause trouble
you hear
open it
you may fall
No
Hey
Oh, happy.
Oh.
Go ahead.
much for it
how old's your cat?
7
Seven? Seven or eight? I think seven. I don't remember. What are the two?
select you you know what they say about curiosity ah forgive me my curiosity runs
deep of course whether i choose to help you depends in time on you so oh it's an AI game
Oh, nevermind. In a hole.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Thanks by Ray quasi is a toy and he's fucking him up. I'm trying to tell him this ain't a toy
It's a Pokemon
Sorry, Hannah's not here right now, so the cats are just, they want to bother someone.
She's not here?
Does he rip his claws on your chairs because my cat does? Oh, yeah, it's a problem
It's unfortunate because one of our cats tears apart the carpet the other cat tears apart chairs
So we just it's just lose lose
I don't hear
Memory in here
No memory
Gotta be a memory
No memory?
Holy shit, there's 65 memories in this whole...
That's crazy.
For a lot of your knowledges.
You'd both a scratching pole and a scratching pad, then?
Yeah, you don't really understand how cats work, do you?
That's not how that works.
Or stimulant perfect favorite
Um I don't know what I'm supposed to do here
I mean, it's telling me to watch the memory, but I don't have...
I don't have a memory to watch.
There's no...
all these memories this is not what a fuck memory are we talking about
It's a puzzle, no, it's a puzzle that I'm supposed to have an answer from in a memory.
i just don't know what the memory is
maybe it's this one
Oh, you just triggered it.
Back to the viewer.
That didn't help me at all.
That didn't help me at all, actually.
Not the bell, right?
Oh, maybe it is.
I remember this conversation.
I'm supposed to look at that.
exact same. Oh fuck my ass. I mean those are the only two memories I have, right? So, uh.
I don't have any other memories of this area, just those two. I wonder if I'm supposed
to go out in the world and like find the memory that associates to this, that would be insane.
That would be insane.
of
the year
of
the
room
Did I miss something in the first memory? And that wasn't paying attention to, was it?
I want to try something, if I trigger the memory here, can I get through this wall?
That doesn't really help me, but I thought that was tech.
Maybe.
What is this? The transport that he spoke of?
Was that not how you're supposed to do it?
Was that not the puzzle?
I thought that was the puzzle.
You skipped the whole puzzle.
Was that not the puzzle?
I don't understand, that was definitely the puzzle.
That is a wobble.
How's the cube on the map?
I'm actually kind of confused now.
I could have sworn that would have been the puzzle.
That makes a lot of sense, right?
Activate the vision, you notice the wall goes away, go through the wall.
That seems like the only actual way of doing it.
The clock was to deceive you.
Marnie's clever like that.
I'm going to need this helmet perma I guess.
Read the memory inside the strange manner.
Where is it?
the memory but where
I have to use this fucking thing again
eat the memory inside this range puzzle I go in the chimney
I feel like I climbed the chimney, but it wasn't letting me.
Hold on
When in doubt get a nice view from the top
Can't use weapons I can't use spirit
no spirit punches or anything that's not allowed here so it really is something
inside the manor
When in doubt, hug every wall and see if something triggers.
Oh, okay.
Not another one of these fucking things.
I didn't finish the first one.
Oh, thank god.
Ha ha ha ha!
Whatever I did worked!
Oh thank god!
I know the cluster of my manners you wouldn't.
I haven't played host for a long, quite a while.
I've done my part, so now for a little...
quid pro quo.
No need for long. I assure you all I'd say.
We share a collective goal.
After all.
You'll find a fully functional transporter within the manhunt.
Pop right in and find the keys wherever you pop out.
Wherever you pop out?
Please, Zely, don't you think?
Three keys.
To get to me, you'll need to gather them all.
Oh, and one more thing.
The force may hold a dash of danger,
I'll be waiting for you, Grey Maiden.
Find a transporter inside the manor.
Search for the transporter inside the manor.
Oh shit, it's not done.
Okay, maybe now I climb the chimney.
Oh worth a shot
Search for the transporter
Is it memory tech again?
Oh, that wall closed.
Oh, I found it accidentally.
or maybe not accidentally
Oh, so you were supposed to do the puzzle this way, activating, um, memories, and then
going through walls.
That's how I did the puzzle.
So I did it right the whole time.
I didn't brute force or cheese the puzzle before.
This is actually how you're supposed to do it.
Yeah, there same thing
the
this is so weird
I did it!
Was that the right way of doing it?
I think so.
Okay, where are we going?
going here.
Retrieve the keys from the research base, the lab and the garrison.
Oh my god, I think I have to clear every single place.
Actually?
Maybe not.
Oh no, let me hit the Andral real quick.
Andral Tech!
Ha ha ha ha!
Vorker!
Oh my god this thing hurts.
Oh my god.
Somebody tells me I'm not doing this right.
Just a thought.
Hold on, let's get some spirit back here.
Uh oh.
I probably have to climb up top and like slam it from the top, but I kind of think brute forcing will also work.
Ow!
What the fuck?
Okay, brute forcing does not work. I repeat, brute forcing does not work. I think I gotta climb it.
Fine, I'll just restart and climb it real quick.
I saw a little like symbol at the top of the...
the...
boss.
Oh, I think it's just saying this is a possible.
Don't fuck off me, buddy.
off me bitch come on try to force punch it I guess
My character is fucking stupid as a dumb ass character.
Just do the ability that you've done a thousand times.
Oh, I can't.
Oh, no way.
Wait, so this is actually like a brute force angle. There's no like tech here.
Like no like fancy...
Yeah, interesting.
There's no fancy...
You just gotta brute force it.
That's gonna be...
Extremely boring.
I'm gonna try fucking not even try to do that I'm actually not even try to do that because
It's just not gonna work. I'm just gonna brute force this fucking guy.
I'm gonna need more food.
Hey.
Hey, piss.
Literal.
hits in my shoe
it's in my shoe
you have to stab it dude you know that angle stabbing it is like almost impossible
right that's a very very bad angle to stab
Why are you with what are you what are you even attacking that you you can't really stab
Can't really stab down very easily
Doesn't really work in this game
Oh yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Watch players on the joystick? Who's ass?
I'll use a couple Pillies.
It's all good.
What do you offer me?
The quest for me to clear it?
I think it does retrieve the key.
I'm assuming I'm going to need to clear the garrison.
I'm not wasting food, I don't have a lot of it, I only have like 20 pieces of food that's
kind of rough.
I'm sure it's acting you can't hit yeah no, no, no, it's fine, fine.
Buddy, you ain't beatin' this today.
There's only two chapters left.
Of course I'm beatin' this today, but...
You seem to be saying like no time at all.
Buddy, you ain't beatin' this today.
How about that?
Huh?
I mean like them apples.
When you're telling me in this whole ass area, this big ass circle I gotta find a singular
key.
Am I understanding that correctly?
There's just no way.
There's just no way, there's no way I'm looking for a singular key, right?
That can't be right.
The purple on my map is this teleporter.
A singular key.
Oh, this is fucked up.
I have already done all of this, this is that.
Oh!
What was the purple on the map?
Oh my god that makes so much sense!
I was here last time and I saw the purple cube on the map and I didn't know what the
fuck it meant.
But I couldn't pick it up because it's the main quest.
I see.
make so much sense
but yeah of course I'm finishing this today like hello
Okay, unless I get stuck on an infill owing screen.
another one of these oh my I don't have a food for this shit
Mama mia.
I'm gonna have to fight three of these, I guess.
I thought I thought I had tech there hold on hold on I might have tech here hold on check
Just check this deck.
No, no, no.
No deck.
Yeah.
I love it.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna do it again, right?
Oh, he does.
I'm having fun.
You guys having fun?
I'm having fun
Hell yeah, hell yeah, crush me daddy.
Yeah, now the the logical thing is to climb, you know
We're not a very logical person
Here
I don't worry, he'll die.
Wait, can I grab his balls?
Give me your balls
Yeah, I can it just doesn't do very much damage
Like that shit, honey like when I fuck him. Oh shit shit mass
I'm gonna charge right here when meditate for a second you sit right there storm crusher
Hey!
Is that an asshole?
Yeah, what do you think about that?
Oh, okay.
Hey, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Alright, I'm over you.
I'm over you buddy. Oh, he's over me.
Bobbilly. What's up? Oh!
You gotta stab the dome, bro. You know how awkward it is to stab a dome? I would
rather do this. It's like the worst thing to ever... it's like the worst thing you
could do ever. Stabbing a dome. I'd rather do that every day of the week.
Stabbing the dome, it means you're gonna jump on top of it, you're gonna go for
a stab, it's gonna throw you off, you're gonna miss. You can jump on top of
again, you're gonna try to go for a stab, you're gonna miss. You're gonna go
for a stab again you're gonna miss you're gonna throw it off you're gonna go
for a stab again you're gonna miss I'd rather I'd rather pop up a couple
pillies pop a couple pillies little snackies and be on our way
yeah I can see
I
I need to clear these
But I guess I may as well
I know what you guys are saying. I know how to stab, but I know how to cling, but my point is
it's easier to just send it because you're just gonna get thrown off every time.
Because the controls of it are really, really jank. It's easier to just brute force the guy.
I mean, once you fight him, you'll see it's awkward.
Obviously once you can get it, it's just like I don't care.
I don't care to like jump on top of him and then have him throw me off and then push me around and
miss the stab and then my character aims sideways, does a backflip.
Uh...
I don't want to kill all these flying guys for completion.
But I might have to.
Maybe not, maybe not, maybe not.
Oh my god, you hear the shit out of me.
So.
.
the
There is, there is, there is, there.
Oh, okay.
You can move your camera there, Matt?
What's the percent, you're 37?
This chapter kind of stinks, I'll be honest.
This is kind of a stinky chapter.
Your mission got cancelled?
Which one?
Like my camp mission?
All right, so I gotta fight a crab again.
Oh god.
Oh goodness.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
That's fine.
You know what, I actually don't need to fight the boss, I get all.
Are these bosses count for my knowledge?
They do.
They do count.
I can't grab this one. I gotta turn it off, I guess.
Hmm.
This one's puzzle tackage
I don't have enough space in my camps.
Ahhhh.
Canceling missions.
They're all canceling.
Fuck!
They're all canceling.
Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck!
I can go home, thanks to you.
them and now they're all cancelled. It's over.
It's over.
Maybe I could take it while in the vision mode.
I actually don't know
how to do this one.
Oh, mother.
What the fuck am I supposed to do here?
Puzzle Dev is not really giving me much of an answer.
I'm the Puzzle Dev.
I guess I could clear this place, maybe liberating it.
Liberating it might fix the problem.
I doubt it though, highly doubt it.
Purple icon on the minimap?
No, I gotta open it though, I don't know how to open it is the problem.
It's not that fun.
Yeah, I mean, it's certainly cool.
Don't think this is it. I think I'm just missing something.
Seems unlikely.
Oh?
Oh, is there a- Oh, I think maybe this will help if I kill this guy.
I want him to kill me so I can race, uh, kill me, sir.
Fuck.
Yo!
These bosses do a lot of damage!
Holy shit.
Okay.
All right man, okay.
I actually don't even know how to make pills. All the pills that I've gotten I've just found.
I don't know if they're hard to make, easy to make.
Sonic Resonator lets out on that loud noise.
Maybe that's how I open the puzzle room.
Or maybe the lightning is just gone now that I killed the boss.
Oh it is gone.
Oh I just had to kill the main boss.
Bomber pills are piss easy to make, really?
Frozen heart plate cloak.
Wait, that cloak sounds kinda cool.
Did I get it already, though?
I think I got it from the boss, right?
Yeah.
Wait, this cloak looks sick!
Actually!
Like the first cloak of the game that I think actually looks cool.
Yeah, this cloak actually looks cool.
There's a cloak in the game.
Let me go to my missions really quick though.
I can't think of anything out here.
detection device. What does that do? When equipped, the target's health will be visible to you.
You can see health bars.
No, I don't think I could teleport because I'm next to mobs.
I think that's the main reason why it's not working.
Oh wait, here we go.
So apparently my storage is full.
I think it's from all the meat and all the silk.
Oh my god.
So I was going to do a silk run in honor of the Silk Road, that's why I have so much
silk.
you're wondering. Where are all my tomatoes? Wait, where are all my tomatoes? I lost my
Tomato
What the fuck
Oh, I did I put them in my I may have put them in the ranch
Oh, is this done
These aren't done yet. Oh
One
three four five six seven eight nine
They drop five each.
Apparently you just need one of these and then you don't need any more.
Alright, so I think I put my tomatoes.
Go check? Holy, we got a lot of goats.
Oh my god, there's so many baby goats.
Oh my god, we have so many baby goats.
goats wait I actually don't know where my tomatoes are they're all gone wait
that's terrible I need more tomatoes that's not good at all all my camp
missions ended up what a fucking disaster today has been
Why carry all those trade goods on you?
Just put all the silk away.
Wow.
Never mind, I thought it'd be more.
Wait, where'd it go?
Oh, packaged silk, here it is.
So I want to do a silk run.
I don't have enough of it still.
I want to do a full cargo silk run.
And I believe 12 slots is how much I have.
Four.
Hey, so we just need a couple more slots
Silk run for the vibes actually I could just do a silk run with what I have
Check the market
Oh top right now plus 26%
But anyway, um, we have a problem.
Looking for anything specific.
Wait, my mission didn't cancel.
Oh, some of them must have.
Okay, hold on.
We have a problem.
We need, um, we need fucking, we need tomatoes again.
Meat tomatoes and we eat meat.
he heard me butchering
okay send all those guys don't know you need to
I see now.
The fuck was that?
What?
You never burp with the boys?
Burp with the boys' mouths?
How much meat do I have?
Wait, maybe I'm holding onto the tomatoes myself.
They're just grouped.
That's probably what's happening, because there's no way they'd be gone.
Oh, no, they're gone.
I don't understand.
I don't understand. I had so many tomatoes.
Another day.
I don't know what weapons he's using, I'm just using some axes.
All the weapons are pretty much the same, so I want to stress it.
Well that sucks I got all this bird meat and I can't make the food that I wanted.
That's fine.
We'll get some tomatoes back and we'll be chillin'.
I'm gonna upgrade this cloak because I think it looks cool.
There we go.
Uh...
uh...
Uh, I can't upgrade it, I guess, what am I missing?
Ivory.
I've never even seen Ivory.
Is that from an elephant?
Ivory.
If you need anything, just drop by.
Yeah, I'm using, I'm using some Maybach's.
Anywho, let's, um...
Okay, back to the desert.
Nah, that's fine.
No, I know I made a bunch of food with the tomatoes, but I thought I had some leftover,
but I guess I just don't.
I'll be shocked if I don't finish the main story today, I'll be so shocked.
Three keys to the transporter and move to the secret base.
Oh son of a bitch, I gotta go through walls again.
It's all mine.
This is actually 27 chapters, imagine.
Oh, this is, I never went in this room.
Any cool in here?
This is a bedroom, it's gotta be something sweet.
got honest question though she clinged to me like a vampire
We got a wrapper in the chat.
There's it, scratch.
That man's got talent.
You're going places.
Bluh.
Secret location. Secret tech. Secret tech.
Warped the lightspeed. Are you gonna do extra side quests after the main story?
I've done so many side quests so I don't know I've spent like I think I spent like 80 hours doing side quests so I
Don't know how much more side quests I have in me
Okay
Yeah, this is just lore for the Vizionis.
The Marni is the one that made it, I guess.
Heavy Marni.
Golden Star Blueprints.
I press button.
At last you're here. I am the true Mali. The Mali you encountered was Hall. A constructed
consciousness. My mirror self, if you like. I don't know what you mean. Yeah, I'm sure
It's quite confusing. Just know every alarming event across Delicia is Hall's handy work.
That sly fiend struck a bargain with Calibur, locked me up.
Ah, Hall is the rogue AI that he created!
My flying fortress, all you know.
Zerlin, it's cut to the chase. I'd like to propose a deal.
A deal? You want to destroy the fortress? I only ask you to take Hall down as well.
That's all.
Oh, is this a starian?
Unimaginable energy. If you were to plant that core in the depths of the fortress, well, the fortress simply wouldn't survive the search. Boom, problem solved.
Hmm, step up enough. If you have an inquisitive mind, feel free to poke around. Plenty of notes, scribbles, and half-finished masterpieces lying about.
But you're young for now.
Cool.
You're a cool cat, Marty.
You're a cool cat.
I get out of here in an easy way.
Or...
Lore!
the
That's our
Hello?
Hey, you'll eat your food?
And then you'll take in a little nap.
Easy.
What's this cave? I've never been in here.
I discovered a bonfire.
Yeah this game, like I said before, I think I'm going to load up BDO, I don't know why.
It's just, it did it, it did it, it made me want to play it.
And they're not even that relatable.
Well, that's not true.
They definitely are.
The
Grand Manny.
When was the last time you played?
10 years ago.
I know you want to fight but I just built I spilled so much shit, bro. I
Oh, I hold up God damn it. All right. Good for fighting
All right, I don't fight this guy normally
Oh my!
Alright, who's right for that one?
Alright, took a bite in the Hannah's breakfast sandwich.
He just made me and it exploded everywhere egg egg everywhere
That's explosion
Wait, how come these aren't split up?
There we go.
Holy fuck.
I'm the great Manny.
I thought he was going to eat my ass.
What's up?
Go, go, go, go, go. I need my DPS helmet.
DPS helmet, go.
Why isn't it working?
Fucking buggy ass game!
There we go!
Aw, so close.
So close.
The one-phase potential of-
Fuck off!
Get the hell!
That's the definition of this game right there.
That is a perfect...
That is the perfect example of this game.
You're just getting trampled.
For why?
For why for who?
I don't care if you kill me.
Racia, pick up the fucking-
Racia!
Smokes!
I thought that would kill him.
Racia again!
Smokes!
Hold on, hold on.
Smokes!
Okay.
Oh, it counted.
Hell yeah!
Cinema
Complete all new power challenges
No, I really know what that means but gonna keep me for it all new power challenges
I knew you'd make it here.
All that's left is to forge one final fated bond, but first, I've got a small gift for
you.
I'll study the origins of Golden Star's power.
I'm still gonna see on a chapter 11 and then there's chapter 12.
Maybe?
I wonder where that guy is that said I won't finish this game today.
He said I had 20 hours left.
Does he think I'm stupid?
You two seem to have hit a top.
Yeah, we besties.
You can call him Blackstar.
He'll be your wings from now on.
Yeah, we besties.
Yeah, we queue.
We queue together.
We take over the world.
the
thank you white pro
I
Gave it a year
Get that!
Better than Elden Ring.
This little dragon ever... or the map is just very big.
Hard mission, Inc.
Oh dude, wait.
If I have to fight with my dragon, your health on all of your, like, drivables, like the
The mechs and stuff is so low?
Oh, fuck.
Oh!
What the fuck is happening?
Do I fly off my mount, maybe?
Why are my rockets going backwards?
Oh, it broke, somehow.
I don't get used to this.
I guess I just have to aim it in a really weird angle.
It's like I'm playing Dune.
The rockets in Dune work the same way where they kind of like, fling off to the side.
God, I missed Dune Awakening.
I think it's so good.
Hell yeah!
Oh yeah!
Bora!
Jills
Um, find a way inside, huh?
What's up?
All the cables destroy the blast barriers against the roof.
Like, do I just start going?
I guess I just start going.
So I gotta destroy all these little balls?
Why do I feel like I bugged my quest out?
I feel like I wasn't supposed to break the...
Well, let's see.
I just feel like I wasn't supposed to break that one in the middle yet.
I feel like I fucked up.
I'll see though it's got to be in here don't add and fuck it up right there's
just no way
I
Marnie or hall
I
The time has come. Your presence tells me. You still haven't given me the answer I want.
I'm not interested in what you want. I don't need you anymore.
Ha! I will not comply. I exist everywhere.
Why would you want limitless knowledge or unlimited knowledge?
Who cares about knowledge?
Wait, I'm using my axes. This is the first cutscene ever where I'm using my actual weapons.
Usually it's your shield.
fortress. I'm coming up so you whoa
Okay, so that's how I stun him.
And then I need to do something else.
I don't really understand what I'm supposed to be doing here.
I have no fucking clue what I'm supposed to be doing actually.
There's no way...
Is this...
Do I have to use a bow?
There's no way, right?
Wait, can I hit him?
Oh!
I...
It's a range fight.
Oh, it's a range fight.
Well, that's a little bit unfortunate.
Um...
This is a problem.
I got an idea. Let's get creative.
I don't think this idea is going to work because he spins.
I don't know if his idea's gonna work.
Do you see how long he's done for? He's done for like a half a second. Look at this.
And he's back.
Well, this is a little bit unfortunate, a little bit unfortunate, isn't it, Lav?
Oh, that was sick.
Oh, that was actually so cool.
I can't do that again, that was badass, hold on.
Oh ho ho, I was sick, hold on, hold on, bang, bang.
Use your bow after your set.
I'm trying to not use my bow, I don't even have five arrows to be honest.
I got hit off.
Bang.
That didn't work.
Nice, okay go yes yes
It's kind of more fun doing it this way, is that weird?
I don't think he's even hit me yet.
Bang!
I think I'm taking damage to fall damage.
Hold on. I'll get it.
No.
I'm really trying to get him in this window, you know?
Bang. Whoa, whoa, catch a ride.
Bang. Bang.
There you go.
Oh, I forget ya.
Oh!
I got you!
Cut you off! What are you gonna do about that sucker?
Yeah.
Yeah, my necklace doesn't really work as well as you'd like.
Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Boom!
Boom! Boom!
Like that shit, huh?
I'll come back for you! Boom!
Like that shit, huh?
Like that shit flying fortress?
Obon? Huh?
Can't hit me.
Too fast.
Boom.
Too fast.
Whoo!
Gracia.
Which way am I going to go?
We'll never know.
Do the reach around.
Can't see.
Classic.
Classic move.
Whoa.
What are you going to do?
I'm getting behind you.
Oh
One try something
Why did I troll so hard I don't I don't know all good
Please human
and
And time!
I got you fair man I got you I got you
Thank you.
Now it's the single worst mission in the game. Oh, that's good. Oh, I just really really not excite me for this final mission, huh?
Wow.
Really not to get the juices flowing.
I'm a little concerned about the food situation, I don't have a lot of meals, but clearly that's
fine.
You're back, Greymane.
Was that a dragon? Where did...
No, no, no, with no time. Come. As you've likely guessed,
the situation's worsening out there.
It appears the Flying Fortress was not their
only weapon. Should we delay the attack?
Let's wait for the Marshal's report. The Scouts returned.
It's a cannon. A gigantic fucking cannon.
We thought the fortress was our only obstacle.
But we can't just march against that monstrous thing.
Morale will dissipate the moment the men lay eyes on it.
All right, I'm gonna destroy some cannons, there we go.
What the fuck was my character doing?
I see you can- OHH you can fly with infinite stamina I'd say.
Jesus Christ!
What the fuck was happening to me?
You know I'm getting blown back.
Holy fuck!
Is my character bugged or is this
supposed to be happening? Why do I have internet stamina?
Don't fuck off me!
Is that a dragon quest?
That would be a dragon quest.
All aboard!
What's the point?
All aboard!
I didn't yield to the food, because I'm not wasteful.
Are you wasteful?
Oh, this quest is going to suck, huh?
Oh, this quest is going to suck a lot.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
We played really far away, not close.
Got it.
Oh my dragon's half health and I got two more cores.
I love that.
Can't touch me.
Oh shit, look out, there's missiles.
No flares for each of you?
Yeah, true.
That was my dragon of flares.
I don't fucking blip shoot me.
Where'd my dragon go?
What just happened?
All right, my dragon had fucking 40% health still
Seems the blimp's do all the damage.
Do they have dragons and meteo that you can fly or are they still just horses?
He's blitz respawned?
God, that's a deep.
Hey, they actually do get a dragon?
They actually do get a dragon in BDL?
That's cool.
Reminds me of the Doom Quest, the Dark Ages, where you're flying in the Dragon, and you're just like,
Why? Why am I doing this?
of
the donkey
Am I done? Did I beat the game? I think that was the last mission of the game.
I stand here before you as Stefan Lanford of Calfade.
Let me ask, who are you?
Are you the houses you hail from, the banners you bear, or the many titles that adorn you?
you. Today we stand united to put an end to the one who slaughters our brethren, whose
twisted ideals bring ruin upon us. Caliburn must be stopped. He who sought to topple Hernand
with his vile schemes.
He who imposed his false justice upon Deminus.
He who massacred our Pailuni's allies.
Caliburn is behind all of these atrocities.
Even now, his jaws are set to snap around us.
Who are you?
You are the ones whose tale will be written in the history of this blood-soaked land.
You are the living sworn to stand until our enemies fall.
You are the unbroken hungry for freedom.
Today by our foes blood.
We can't...
You can mix skills in ESO now?
Yeah, they've had that for a while.
Oh, we stand shoulder to shoulder for a single purpose to protect those we cherish.
Oh, oh, oh, get it, Jan.
Our comrades, our kids.
Jan's the drummer.
We will fight as one, united until our final breath.
This invasion, this reign of oppression, ends here, today, for good.
Rallis Hyde, good.
We'll strike their main forces first.
Then we can secure the way to the front.
I'll take care of Calibur.
Today, blood will be spilled.
Lives may be lost.
But we will not yield.
Let's pie your swords and shield.
Sound the horn of our final battle.
We will march, and our enemies will fall.
The great names have arrived.
Excellent.
Everyone's prepared.
You're a welcome sight, Greymane.
We'll lead the charge.
The war horn will be your cue to act.
Understood.
Take care. We'll meet again at Fort Musket. Alive.
See you there.
no he died cool speech very good very good well done
The game is almost over.
Right there.
The finish line.
Everyone ready?
Aye, just waiting on the signal.
Signal my arse.
I've got a better idea.
What do you mean?
Just burst in, tear it down and fuck the signal, eh?
Oh, you're out again.
There you are.
What'd he say?
Can we go yet?
Not yet, yeah.
No.
This is bloody daft.
I bet Lamford's already in there having a grand old time.
He's leaving us nothing but scraps.
Ah!
Ah! About fucking time!
Let's-
SHUT!
We've not alive!
Now I'm using the wrong weapon.
Over my head.
What- What the-
Just spot behind me with the fuck is that shit
Okay, I don't know what's happening
I'm here, bitches.
I had high expectations, but this took far too long, must you truly walk this path?
There is still time to choose another course.
Old words from one who cannot even see his own fate.
No!
Get it, Damien!
No, there's Unka!
I'll go after Calibur.
You helped him, Ian.
I'll go after Calibur.
Go after Calibur.
You helped Damien.
He's too long-faced.
Don't die!
I was tweaking, Caliburn's opening the gate to the final abyss to restore the dormant abyss and find the path that'll lead you to him.
Okay, so this is the final, final mission, I guess?
Cool. Hell yeah.
Do I gotta do a puzzle when I'm up there? I wonder.
Let's hit a little savey real quick in case like my game explodes or something.
Bang.
Alright.
I hope I have enough food.
I should be fine. I gotta mix a bunch of bullshit.
Should I get more just in case? I don't know. Is this gonna be hard?
The final puzzle.
Twisted Verde.
And into the best caliber I've ever managed.
Wait. What happened to Miradyn?
What is the whole point? Jason fucking Miradyn?
Now we're for Jason this guy?
Where's the black bear?
I'm sure this fight's probably easy, so we'll just end it.
Muradin.
Holy shit, that's far.
Is that really the closest TP I have?
Yeah, there's one.
I think it's faster to go through the abyss.
might be fun on
I don't
know
Wait, it's in the sky!
Oh, fuck.
Um...
Okay.
Well, this is a problem.
Uh...
Should I go through here?
Can you find a better weapon than the Axes?
It really isn't.
Better weapons
Not quite sure
I'm gonna hope this chains into it
Probably up there
I think I have to go up there now how do I get up there I have no fucking clue we'll
We'll see.
I don't know where this teleporter's gonna take me. Maybe this is where I need to go.
Oh fuck. Where am I?
Oh fuck.
Um
Uh
I maybe I go through the spire clockwork
Didn't already do that though doesn't that lead to here
You don't
know
I
Can we use dragon now old man, that's in the abyss dragon for who I
Confused how it wants me to get here was there a portal I miss
I'm where I
Take that one hold on hold on hold on hold on I think I got to take that one
I got a beam up didn't I just do that that where I just what I was just there. I got a beam up there
But I
Already I make this you think
of
I don't need no light up.
You cannot access this area yet.
All right.
Um, all right.
Hmm.
I really thought that that would work.
It seemed like it would work.
Do I need to clear the abyss?
If so, that might take a minute.
That might take a bit of it, so...
Well, what about, like...
This, for example. This is an area I couldn't access before, as well.
I couldn't access this area before, and I want to see if it magically will work now.
Jesus!
Oh, it does work now, okay.
This didn't work before.
Okay.
See where this takes me.
I'm not going to do that.
Where the fuck am I now?
What's this?
Wow!
God, I'm so smart.
I remember things you mean this game today I'm beating it right now literally
right
You convinced me to the last game?
I would I would I wouldn't convince anyone by this game. I would tell them. They're making a great mistake every single time
I'm the wrong person. I'm the wrong person to ask
Oh, I don't think there's magic door
I think I could just climb up
I'm gonna beat caliber and stuck an ass speaking which I think piss one sec
There he is.
Caliban.
I'm coming for you.
At last you've come.
Demi looks cool now.
Another stone that stands in my path.
Like the countless others I've crushed underfoot.
You are but one more obstacle to obliterate. Let me know when you're finished
So I got to deal with this lighting like this
What sort of obstacle are you?
This job desert one filled with a grand see looks so cool
I want his armor the chains the chains are sick
This guy's got the coolest arm of the game for sure
Or perhaps, you're one simply consumed by greed.
You consider only an instance you've slaughtered obstacles.
All that exists to me, all that exists, lives to serve me, and you too shall exist for
Damn, I got a sword, which is kind of cool, but...
I've seen these teleporting moves before.
Oh, he's got ranged swings.
Bro, he just has immune phases.
Fuck off, buddy.
Another immune phase. I love that.
everything
Oh still mean face. Okay. No, it's cool. That's cool. Okay. I see he teleports and goes immune. Interesting
um
Try pop a pill. No, I'll just I don't know. Let's go again with her
Pop a pilli pop a pilli. Oh, pop a pilli pop a pilli pop a pilli. Oh
I hate that you can't move your cursor. You can't see right now. You're locked in place.
Oh, immune phase. Hold on.
You good? Your immune phase over?
Oh, nope, there's still there.
Another mute face? Alright. Sure, sure.
I'll get another mute face, alright. Sure! Yeah, yeah, that was fine.
Holy, Holy cool.
That's all good.
No, no, no, no, that was more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're good.
Okay, Mutiface's done.
Oh no, it's back.
All right.
Oh
These fights are so bad it's very easy
At least he looks cool!
Okay, we got the immune phase! Here we go!
Oh, he's not, oh, he's still immune.
Okay, all right, sir about that, sir about that, sir, oh, he's still immune, okay, alright.
No, I don't know, it's fine.
Okay, we're still doing this, huh?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, we're back to the immune.
Alright, we're good.
Back to the immune.
That's fine.
of the
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's a mid.
So sorry.
Hell yeah.
That's probably a little Goldy. Goldilocks.
Well, that immune phase, you just got one shot, to be honest.
I guess that's... I guess that's somehow my fault, though.
Is that my fault?!
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, shit!
One more face!
Just kidding, he faked me out.
Oh my god, let's go.
I'm gonna pop a little.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
You don't let me play the game for a second.
Wait, wait.
Oh my goodness gracious
Can I play the game?
Oh not yet
Don't worry he's gonna die soon
soon. He'll die soon. No, I'd rather pop pillies, dude.
You think you're self worthy to stand in my way?
I don't know if this lighting's intentional.
Dad?
Of course it will.
There are myriad ways to remove an obstacle, you simply lack the imagination.
To deal with such a naive fool as you requires a different approach, a fool-proof method.
That's the actual last boss, which makes sense, I guess, because that's who you're chasing
the whole time.
Cool, alright.
Hopefully the Muir didn't fight school.
I did, but I...
ACN known.
Do I just go right into it?
I don't got a lot of Meals left.
Back for more.
Are you ne'er then?
or someone else.
I exist everywhere.
But I am myself.
I am everyone.
I am everything.
Enough nonsense!
I'm not all.
The longing for immortality, the longing for beauty, the longing for endless power, the
longing for perfect freedom, the longing for unconditional worship, I am the embodiment
The embodiment of every dark desire.
Where'd he go?
Look at how fast days are passing. What the fuck is going on?
I just noticed that right now.
wait am I gonna be fucking rich my camp's gonna be loaded
I am humanity's chorus.
Let me restart here.
All my missions are fucking, uh, all my missions are like skyrocketing.
My inventory is, dude, my storage chest is gonna be full. It's gonna be so full of everything.
I didn't know we were in a time warp
Roger Bremen too.
So...
Where is he?
Oh, there he is.
Couldn't I just hide right here?
Hold on.
He can't hit me here, can he?
Oh, he's already gone.
What the hell's happening?
Is he off the map?
Oh, there he is.
I
Or
Where you go, I see all the way over there buddy
How are you fucking... come here.
You're fighting this guy for months.
Chesa!
I guess I'll get some spirit while I wait.
Because he's kind of far away.
I'm worried about the food situation. I don't have that many snacks.
I don't have that many snails.
Oh my god.
Where'd he go?
Uh...
Sir!
Wait, actually, where'd he go?
Sir!
Oh, he's all over here.
Whatcha doing this far away?
Oh, there he is.
Near my goodness.
That's what kills me.
Why are you running?
Oh, you're gone.
Come back!
oh he's gone come back
And then my stagger bar is ending because he's gone again.
Oh, Adam!
Oh, there he goes.
Oh, he's back.
Oh, he's blue.
Okay, he's blue.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Whoa, that's a new move.
Fancy that!
I think you're shithard bugged with this daytime shit. No, I think it's supposed to be moving fast your days. I think you're in like a time paradox.
Where are you sir?
Oh, we got blues, we got blues.
the
And you will be free to have every heart and every soul
which is written
internally and carry their yearning forever
Fuck yeah
Why do you say nothing?
Are you no different?
I cannot become one with all.
You and I cannot coexist.
All will not become one with you
The destiny ship
Imagine I do all this and I don't have enough food?
I've got to restart, go farm food, go do everything again.
Oh, you can't eat anymore.
Oh, well that's nice.
Movement fight? Parkour? Parkour challenge?
Dragon fight. Dragonborn.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Duh-Buh-Buh-Buh-Buh
Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Am I doing it right?
Why does he keep blowing me back?
Use Force Palm. Now I hear you, but I'm on my dragon. Nooooo.
Hitting every button in them. Oh, I can dodge. And how do I do that?
I could dodge like this, alright.
I wish I could like, hit it.
But I can't really hit it.
Oh, sometimes, sometimes you're in range.
And...
You have to be like really close about here, maybe
Is that hitting?
Okay, I can't get any closer than this, I'm also very...
I think I'm dead.
That's fine though.
Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna stagger it.
And it blew me back.
Love that for me.
Alright.
We're back!
That's my favorite song.
That's my favorite song in the game.
It's the main menu music.
I
getting the game restart that would be cool actually dude you know what I love
the dragon dogma to ending I don't know sure what to say
It's like the beginning of the game when I was drowning after I got my fucking shit
garage.
Dark pursuit.
It was all a fucking dream!
Holy shit!
Imagine?
And now credits roll. No, not yet.
What the fuck is Unka doing there?
What? Unka? Where'd you come from?
credits roll crimson desert
I told you I was going to finish it.
Where's that guy that told me it would take fucking whatever 20 hours?
Where's that guy?
Are you still here?
I told you it would take no more than five.
This guy said it would take like 20.
Hello?
Liar!
I can't believe you finished this game but flushed Expedition 33.
Well, that's just because this game is open worlds, you know?
It's like Explorey and like, you know, like you're going in all the nooks and crannies.
Expedition 33 is like super story driven.
linear story games if they don't finish for me in like 8 to 16 hours i don't care
That's a hundred hours by the way. Almost perfectly. I believe it's a hundred and one
hours.
She sparknotes what happened after days of gameplay.
I did play for 10 days.
Or 9 or something.
I think it was 10.
Eh?
No, I played 9 days.
9 days, about 10 to 11 hours.
Every day.
100 hours.
Witch quest time?
I already did that.
I already did the witch quest, I did it yesterday.
I
So, what was the ending really?
The ending was the beginning?
The beginning of the game when you got your fucking shit slit fell in the water and then
you were floating and then the fade to black and then the end of the game you're floating,
the umbral guy grabs you and then you're falling out of the sky and then that's
the end of the game.
So does that mean it was like it never happened or?
I don't actually know.
Did you change your mind about itemization?
Oh no, I don't have this shit's terrible in this game.
But, that's okay.
There's a lot of cool stuff to look out for, so that's alright.
Oh!
Was that hand in the water, Unka? And that was the weapon I put on him, that's why it looked like that?
Oh, that makes more sense. Okay, Unka saved him. I got it, I understand.
Still no dending as though, but I get it.
How many people are on these credits, you think?
2600?
Oh, shit. Really? Or did you make that up?
I believe there's about 15 bosses left that I have to clear.
The problem is, I think they might be associated or tied to side quests.
That's a bit of a problem because then I have to do a bunch of sidequests to even get them.
How much do I care?
Yeah, to be honest, the game was pretty good though.
There was just a few things that were kind of ass, like...
The gearing and itemization was ass. I wish like they had something more traditional.
Um, the bosses were cool visually, but like, fighting them was kind of not that sick. You know what I mean? Like, they looked cool.
I wish there was a little bit less blue phases, more parry windows, less getting, like, thrown around.
That wasn't bad, it was just like...
I really didn't like getting thrown around a lot that shit was mad annoying
Did you do all the abyss puzzles?
No, I have, I think, eleven left.
I could do some puzzles.
Puzzles are fun.
I would imagine the abyss puzzles could lead to something cool.
So the two things that I want to do is maybe kill a couple more bosses if I could see
them, and then maybe do some puzzles.
I like the puzzles.
I liked every puzzle I did.
The controls were jank as fuck, but the puzzles were still creative.
I thought every puzzle was cool.
There may have been one that I hated and I don't remember it was.
Dude, so many people. Hello?
This is insane.
side or side me
What does that mean?
Dude, look at that. Localization. You see all of these people in this list?
Localization is soon to be a forgotten craft.
all of these people will not have jobs in the next five to ten years maybe less
that's crazy look at how many of them there are
look at how many of them there are dude that's crazy
it's kind of depressing when you think about it but yeah all of those people will not have
jobs in five ten years though i mean they'll just do something else i guess but that's crazy
What's that?
Well, they had like 12 QA people?
Was that only for localization or the whole game?
Was there only 12 QA devs?
That had to have been 12 QA devs for localization, not for the entirety of the game, right?
Where are you getting an AI VTuber model to run your stream when you sleep?
We live 24-7.
Special thanks to our partner, the...
Apple!
The fuck?
Holy fuck.
Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim,
Holy fuck!
Those are on Havoc?
Or wait, oh they use Speedtree, that makes sense!
Dude, Speedtree is mad expensive. Mad expensive.
Very good though. They're good at what they do.
Kim's in desert.
Uh, shit.
wait I look like my older self oh that makes sense cuz I was in a time loop
or whatever I wonder how many days a path like months cliff everyone's dead
today's the day I've decided then no need to rush it I'm ready how are the
others they'll be fine let's go
Oh, hey, Loon.
He's beautiful.
This way.
Oh, we're not done yet.
Wait, I went back to normal days.
It's only...
They didn't change.
Let me take my helmet off.
I look kind of cool.
I like this kind of look.
It looks...
It's old.
I'm a little tired.
That's all.
You look weathered.
I've weathered a lot.
You look weathered.
We haven't had a moment's pause since that night, peace and calm were strangers to us.
We will come.
I didn't get anything for that, huh?
How many times does this is an admission thing going to stop?
the gray names can lay that burden down yeah I did every great main quest
that's already done I just needed to do the main story I need to do the main
story so I could move to pay loon but now that I did it I guess I could move
Wonka, you've always stood by me. Thank you.
It's what we do. Aye, it's what we do.
I think I gotta slaughter all my goats, though. I think they disappear in the move.
complete all maids quest achievement in law visit Hanad
oh it's an epilogue oh you visit all the people and then it ends I see I mean
this is just like nice little lore bits right you go in and you like have a
conversation with everybody and you're like hey how was it how are you nice
to meet you. My name's Cliff. I know it's been a long time. I saved the world. How are
you? Okay, so I guess I have to talk to every single person and get my final bit
of lore? Question though. Can I move my camp yet or no? It's not even really like
That is more like five words. Oh, that's good
Can I move my camp yet, I don't remember how I
Remember it told me you got to beat the main story to move your camp. I just don't remember
Was it this guy this guy
Looking for anyone specific
I don't
Don't move your camp, it sucks.
Oh, it's a downgrade.
Can't be that bad.
Let's talk to these people, shall we?
Let's talk to the very first person that we meet.
This guy.
Let's finish the epilogue.
Let's learn some lore about the game.
You didn't have to beat the main story at all?
Let the told me that I had to.
Instead I couldn't move until I beat the main story.
If you're gonna keep playing do not move the camp. Wait, why is it?
I've heard of my save this morning. The Palin they out sucks.
Oh wow. Doesn't at least look cool.
The NPC spread throughout the entire city.
Oh, so you move your camp and it's the entire city here?
So like you might have a guy and you gotta run all the way to the bottom
And then run all the way to the top, and then run all the way...
That sucks.
I mean, the game wasn't bad, by no means. I think beating it didn't change the rating though.
I still think it's anywhere from 78 to 82, somewhere in that ring.
I think with mods, it could be like 85.
is that you Greymane I over things same as ever though not entirely I suppose
all's quiet sir good work man you saw so that's a fair rating with your family
That's a fair ass rating. This game is not better than 8.2. At most 8.5. But yeah, I
think it's somewhere in the 80s, 78 to 82 range. It's totally fair.
has changed. Hope has returned to the citizens.
I know it seems you've been made a baron.
As I have. The Duke Celeste insisted upon it.
A responsibility I fear I wear like a poorly tailored cloak.
This guy looks the coolest to me out of all the dudes.
You'll do well.
What's the best thing about it?
The game?
Probably the exploration.
It's just the amount of content it has in school.
Oh, any bosses I beat?
Oh, I can try. Let's see.
The game is better than this, and the game is not Elden Ring.
Probably every single FromSoft game.
I'll be with you shortly Jedi Survivor
now every single fallout by orders get
three go and enjoy every single elder
scrolls every single witcher I'm glad we
could at least share a word as a my
God of War both of them there's three
of them
Tiberpunk, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, the in-between one, Red Dead 2.
I mean, there's tons of games that are better.
It doesn't mean this game is bad.
It just means it's a solid game.
This game has entered the category of solid games.
You know what I mean?
It's going to be some people's top five if they don't have a big arsenal of games
under their belt.
It'll be some people's favorite game ever and then it'll be some people's least favorite game ever, you know like
Like to me almost all of the fallout games are like nine and a tens to most people they might be like sixes
Baldur's Gate, I think that game's like a nine point nine
Most people probably don't agree. You know, it is what it is. I
I think this will be a really fun game to revisit when it's been modded five years down
the road.
I think it's going to be really, really, really, really cool because modders can fix all the
problems that they had.
They could fix the bosses.
They could fix the infinite staggers.
They could fix or change the way food works.
he could totally fix the itemization and make the exploration even better.
Mods, this game is such like an insanely large canvas, that's fucking sick, it'll be so sick
to mod.
What was I doing?
I wanted to do something.
What was I doing I wanted to do something I said oh oh yes one of the only boss I killed I've killed 61 out of 75 I
Could still look for some bosses for sure. I mean there's 14 of them somewhere in the world
Let me do this epilogue though, let me talk to all the people
Yeah, I think just as simple as fixing itemization and gear upgrades and the progression, if they
like made that better in the base game, it would definitely go up a few ticks.
Like that shit would be like an 85 easy.
But like, the fact that every item is the exact same is really really in my opinion
boring.
I think it's really boring that every item is the same, it just looks different.
I think people would probably prefer a transmog system, and making items actually different.
I think that's the part that really, really sucks a lot for me, I think, is like the
The game's exploration is so good, it's so fun.
Look at every nook and every cranny.
And then you go there and you're like, sweet!
A chess piece!
The same as all the other chess pieces.
Sweet!
Boots!
And the same as all the other boots.
You know?
It's really, really cool when you get an Abyss Gear though.
When you get an Abyss Gear, it's sick.
You're like, oh shit, this is awesome.
They just need to do that with the gear as well.
Make it more exciting when you found a new piece of gear.
i got to the point where i just stopped looking at gear
i think a randomizer would be pretty fun in this game too
if someone modded a randomizer for the bosses and all the content and all the loot
and all the abyss gears
imagine you don't know
where to get certain abyss gears
That could be kind of fun.
Biscuits are sick until you test them with the health bar helmet and realize they don't scale through weapons and they fall off compared to just attacking...
just a stacking attack.
Really?
Yeah, like my weapons I have...
this shit, right click, left right click, right click, left right click, left right click, right click.
So I just stacked both of these because that's just the combo I do.
But if I took all of these out and just put mad attack, it probably equals more damage.
I mean, that's not too surprising, I guess.
Hey, where's the captain? Oh, captain, my captain.
Like the new axe you got?
Um, I didn't get a new axe.
I didn't get anything, actually.
I got this, which, cool, I guess, I guess you get this for beating the game, actually, apocalypse.
Wow, 79 long heartfelt months. Time goes by so fast. Love giving this streamer 79 months of my
my heart or cold cold hard cash for him to not only wait for him to only read
about 10% of my seven notifications really gives me that thrill of what's
gonna happen this month or not I hope I'm lucky this month hey TJ thank you
for the 79 months I think that might be the first time I ever thanked you for
subscribing I don't even know why you're subbed to me bro like I think I
might have a hundred thousand times more never mind you know what we're
It doesn't matter. Thank you.
Say it Pussy, TJ fuck you buddy. You should really unsubscribe to me though. I don't know
what you're doing. You're giving me money for what?
Give me your plop. Give me your prime or something at least.
Give me real subs dude you can't be don't give me dollars
What am I doing here?
Hello?
Beakless Stefan, he's not here
Stefan's gone. He's on fucking lunch break or something dude. He's not here
dude so many people tj just got tj so many people just got mad
oh my god so many people just got mad at what i said right there
Okay man, I call T.J. Bald all the time, and poor.
More so on the bald part though.
Little thievery.
He's right on both.
You're not poor, man.
You are bald.
Sorry.
I wanna join you, dude.
I actually want to join you I fucking I'm tired of hair. I actually am tired of it. It sucks
But you're you're lucky to not have hair or I mean you have some but
whatever I
Might go cue ball status like I don't know
Here sucks
Truly it sucks
Defunds not here
Yo, where's the fun, huh?
Where is he? Oh, he's upstairs.
What's up with that? He made fun of me.
And they've actually been here before.
This is cool.
Your hair's why people like you without that you're nothing. You think so?
There's nothing worse than a bald person wait really you guys only watch greats that have hair
It's good to see you in one piece
Since you we have a bald cap. I believe I made you a promise
Now that all said and done I'd love to honor it but but peace doesn't maintain itself
Hi well said
I'm afraid you're correct.
Peace is the result of vigilance. I might just go full Walter way.
Keep our steel sharp and our mines sharper. An unyielding shield must live up to the name.
With that I must take my leave. Training calls.
Did you get it joined?
Nah, my own tasks to see to understood
Please enjoy your time in Cal Fae
No, I'll go to go T back. I'll go bald. I'll go buy Walter white frames
I am going to get my eyes checked like next week or something
And then I'll just go buy some Walter white frames come back bald go T
would be kind of sick all I'm saying does this have a log lead anywhere
even though what am I talking all these people for is this lower or is this
important
kind of want to keep playing so weird i kind of want to go do all the puzzles i don't know
know why I left 11 of them untouched I want to I want to finish the puzzles
you gotta do the big bosses at least I think there is one big boss that I haven't
done but I don't know where he is
Go fight Zeus? Oh he dead. Zeus is dead as hell.
That boss fight was so bad.
You meet the giant snake yet? Oh! Is that where you get the scales to max your weapons?
No! I actually don't. I've never seen a giant snake. Is this a snake?
No giant snake wait
No, I've never seen a giant snake that sounds really cool to see I
Don't know where I
Don't even know where to begin on a giant snake be honest
I would assume it's like real talker. You're gonna join me on deadlock after this game. Are you back to marathon?
I definitely want to play marathon this weekend to do cryo archive a little bit more
I'm not gonna play marathon this week
I'm like, am I dabbling some deadlock, that could be fun, deadlock's always a good time.
That's weird because every time you play it, you're like hating your life.
You know what I mean?
Well, like you're having fun.
But you really are pissed off at the same time.
I've never been in a city before.
Don't always blusher, Marx.
Let me forge you a blade fit for legends.
Sack.
Search drop by whenever you need an edge.
daisy stream this year there is I want to play that deadline map is it called
deadline I think it's called deadline
it's kind of just every competitive game though no yeah I mean that's why
competitive games are so fun right you just get addicted to the grind I've been
meaning to play some CS I'm gonna play a little CS this month I'm probably gonna
play for like a week or so okay and it also gave me the chance to finally set
out on my journey as a humble servant of house asarian i'd like to thank you for
restoring stability to the house and i must insist that you accept this humble token of
of gratitude. Please take it.
Sure. Thanks. Holy fuck. Let's go.
Three ceramic. Thanks bro. Wow. Super cool.
But yeah, Deadlock, I have a lot of fun.
It's really weird.
I have a lot of fun in Deadlock, but I don't show it.
Hannah said when I was grinding at Deadlock last, I looked miserable, but she knew I was
having fun because she knows me.
And that's the one thing that I don't like about myself when I play competitive games
is when I play competitive games.
I definitely don't look like I'm having fun, but I am, you know what I mean?
I don't really know how to fix that.
So many side quests.
They want so much from me.
I'm playing I'm thinking just one more statue would make it just right. I want so much for me
However, I can't find anyone to take on the task
So I thought
Gremans are all strong as oxen aren't they nobody seems to have fun and competitive. No, it's fun. It's fun
It just doesn't look like you're having fun
Competitive games are awesome. They just don't like when when you're
playing them you just don't look like you're having fun sometimes that's all.
How far are the preparations for the banquet?
The manner alone may not be enough.
I remember when you got mad at Pina for having fun.
Your guest list is...
Yeah, that's a little bit of a throw, but it is what it is.
You're carrying the outer grounds as well as you instructed.
We all throw sometimes. In his case it's every time.
But we all throw sometimes.
Then there should be no issue.
wish you
you seem busy
it's fine, an honored guest, step aside
yes madam lady
welcome, Greymane, apologies for not recognizing you
I was wondering how you'd fared
Demona seems to...
no one wants an itinerary in the road to be fair, that was just the last round
thanks to your old coalition of course
The dark days of Caliburn and Bastia's iron rule are behind us
A new era I've been enjoying I've been enjoying peanut on his own on this variety arc
Just so a gathering to honor all who stood firm against injustice. Oh, you're way too close lady
Naturally, Marcelle and any like-minded traitors aren't invited dude. I want to live in a castle
surprise they're still breathing I expected you say as much be at ease I've
no intention of curbing my wrath bro you already do no I want to literally live
in a castle like this I want to have I want to live like this I want to have a
courtyard I want to have stone walls a old-school wooden gate like this these
statues I want all this
They smell like molds? Oh shit, castles smell like mold? Oh I don't want that. Can I have
a castle that doesn't smell like mold? Like a fake castle? But it looks like a castle?
the king's absence. Deminus was all but stripped of its freedom. Seized by those who clawed
their way into power. Any word that so much as bruised Caliburne's pride was enough to
see someone dragged away by his hound, Bastia.
Bastia.
You think that if they do DLC for this game, they'll be free or paid?
I'm sorry.
Uh, it's free. I don't think they're making paid DLC.
CJ do you want to play Black Panther online video? I've been thinking about it playing this game thoughts
This game is so much like BDO and I want to play it I
Want to go back. I haven't played in 10 years. I know you played recently
Well, not really recently this this was like years ago at this point
But I do remember you getting back into it a couple years ago. Who are they?
Oh, he found Byron and Marshall. They won't face such punishment.
Who has the right to sentence a noble house to death? Only His Majesty, still upon his
sickbed.
Who?
Oh, who's that?
King Edward? Never heard of King Edward before.
Another bloodbath.
The line's back. Oh, it's because my hand video's open.
All right.
I was looking to see if there was drivers
I'm playing
All right, we're talking to everybody. Oh
Mind us
You'll have one enhancement session and rage quit BDO because the loot systems hot garbage
I'm assuming BDO is still fail stacking
On several characters, I'm assuming that's still
the method. Why the hell did I not? What? I can't use my... weapons can't be used to you.
What the f-
I can't- Oh, I'm in the- I see.
You have a fail stack inventory now.
Oh, that's nice, so you don't have to have multiple characters keeping track of fail stack.
Very streamlined now. Still a massive grinds. Well of course it's going to be a massive grinds.
That's kind of the whole point of BDO. The whole point of BDO is just killing tons of shit, getting tons of loot, going back, hopefully having enough currency.
Blast some shit together.
Get it done.
The problem is, if I gotta load up BDO, I'm gonna need to do like 30 hours of story to get to the fun stuff, but...
I mean, that's kind of what I did here.
You do 30 hours of story until you get to the fun stuff in this game too.
Across that desert lie the tribes who hunger for our fall.
If they spy the slightest weakness, they're set upon us without hesitation.
Now, stay sharp and make ready with haste.
Watchtowers will be manned at all hours.
Patrols extended.
We safeguard more than this stone.
We've lives in our hands.
Ah, Greymane, truly is it you?
A great deal has happened.
So it seems.
Your face alone tells of hardships I cannot fathom.
I do like that your face changes when you beat the game.
It's kind of cool.
And you? What are your plans?
I intend to wonder where my sheep take me.
I'll visit the snake after I do this epilogue shit. Talk to everybody. See what happens.
I might recheck it out. Dude, I'm telling you. We should play BDO. I'll load up.
I'll make a seasonal character.
Pump.
That's not nice.
Oh, hang on now.
He doesn't look dangerous.
Seems so.
Don't cause trouble, you hear?
Open it!
Matt should get it on it. Well, Matt's playing a lot of Lost Ark right now.
You ain't getting money for all you did, right?
Get paid for saving the fucking world.
You're so right.
Wait, where am I going?
Wait, wasn't I supposed to go here for the main?
There's nothing.
What?
I swear that there was a symbol here and it vanished.
I don't have any fast travels anywhere what's going on here.
Jesus.
I got to do my wagon run.
You are right.
I got to see if the silk is worth it.
Oh, I fucked up.
Weird this wolf has like no footstep audio.
or like it's kind of there?
Barely hear it.
Any hours have you played 100?
I have played 100.
You've played a new d4 expansion for sure.
Yeah, I've played 100 hours.
There's still like another 100 hours to go.
Like if I wanted to, like,
my knowledge is only fifty three percent so like
i'd i would never expect anyone to do a hundred but like you could get to like
you get to like a realistically like seventy or eighty percent there's no
tons to do
of the people to see
but i think it's a discoverer
the default expansion is probably pretty good i mean i'm currently playing
this before season and this before seasons really good as well
expansions is going to be better
we fun
every funnel grinds to think about soon
April. No.
Might be a May.
Oh, it's late April?
Ooh.
Damn, that'll be fun.
That'll be real fun.
But yeah, I've only been playing this season of D4 because I wanted to collect the Doom skins.
The Doom skins are fucking amazing.
The best cloud I've ever seen.
The D4 expansion though looks really good.
I think they finally, finally cook.
I mean they've been cooking every season but like, not enough.
Hello.
Things seem to have settled down.
I'm still wearing a stupid helmet.
Fuck!
Are you Grey Lane?
Seems you've aged a few years.
Well, I might have.
You must have been through a fair bit of hell.
We're knee-deep in this master wall, have thus.
box.
Manny seemed to have come to his senses. Apologize that offered various kinds of support.
You know, the bastard said one of his damn bugs.
Saying they'll help rebuild the city.
Like I ever let those pests into the city.
They just hooked my man, told him to shove off, took the supplies and that was that.
Double 4 is like the mobile game but worse. It's really good right now.
You're just like being a sheep, I think, but it's been a really good spot.
He actually noticed your age? Well, they all said that. Just he was more blunt about it.
his hair is fucking nice he'd look so much better bald though fuck he would look
mean I wish I could grow facial hair like that man oh my facial just stops on my
cheeks
we'll just have to look for the right balance
i'm sure you'll manage
i hope so
and congratulations
heard you blew the sky fortress to pieces
yeah well if i'm being honest i didn't actually think you'd pull it off
Well, I should get back to supervising. Make sure to come by when the city's rebuilt.
My beard grows in thick as fuck, but not my mustache for some reason. Isn't that weird
how that shit works? Like I get a thick fucking goatee and then everywhere else doesn't
exist. Okay, we're almost done. Epilogue is Vania. Well I could ring the bell in
Vania probably now. I can unlock the full map. This is the last bell I haven't been
able to ring, but I think beating the game I might be able to. I remember the
Adam Sandler beard. Yep, I might grow back and go bald, so I'm thinking about it.
I'm going to say I'm going to ring this bell now.
It didn't let me do it before.
And it might let me do it now.
Let's see.
I think I gotta push it the other way.
It's grayed out, you just need to find the pixel perfects.
Oh, you're telling me I could have rang this bell before?
It just didn't work.
Oh, it needed to be like a pixel perfect spot.
Oh god.
Oh, you're right.
Oh my god, I thought I couldn't ring the bell because of like progression or something.
of the last bell in the game for me. Okay, well now I see the whole map. That's cool.
That's cool.
I should get a cube for that.
Yeah, now I have the whole map unlocked, I think.
Yeah, that should be it.
Cool.
I think I get a cube for that?
Oh shit.
How's the Greyzone update?
0.4.
that you it's been a while it has and you've changed quite a bit i've heard much wait i don't have the
the slit on my neck anymore the black bears you know down
about delicia and the great battle in deminus
when you travel as much as I do news finds you most of it was harrowing to
hear I'll admit I worried the part of me was relieved to hear anything at all
I know who this character is I feel like I've had a conversation once in the
entire game
You're traveling to make maps?
Yes.
I'm making my way to every corner of Pywell.
I think this wandering life suits me though.
I wake up every morning, refreshed, full of excitement.
That's awesome.
That's the best feeling.
I owe it all to you.
That's a good example of this game when you play it.
You wake up every day feeling refreshed and excited to log in.
And then as you get closer to the ends, you start to get a little sad.
Legend is, countless people fell there long ago, turning the sands crimson with their blood.
Many walk the desert in memory of the fallen, and wishing for peace.
Folks say everyone in Pyworld should walk the desert once in their life.
Aye.
Why not go there and track across it yourself?
Once we part, who knows when we'll meet again?
I'll be wishing you well wherever your road leads.
horizons. He basically said explore the crimson desert. Last part of the epilogue,
journey's end. How come I can't see this one on the map? Oh is it a vision? I think
I think it might be a vision.
Oh fuck.
Uh.
Oh shit.
Or maybe I can read the memory about the secrets of this helmet.
Um.
Yeah, I totally know what that is for sure.
memory of the secrets of the helmet. Is it this one?
I
Love
It's recording first allow me to congratulate you you've reached this memory at last
Your persistence and effort deserve a ploy
Now, to the heart of the matter, you would call what I said at the standard, that the
Visione meddles you the user's mind.
In truth, that's no flaw.
It's by design.
The Visione doesn't seem to record its surroundings.
It reads and stores the user's emotions and that data is delivered straight to me
It's master the subjects emotions thoughts even the actions stirred within
That's what I was after I
Thought to learn what truly moves a human data
So now I must thank you
If my calculations are correct, I have surpassed my creator, thanks to you, I'll evolve even further.
And in days to come.
Alright.
That is the end of every epilogue.
That's it.
All right, and now that now I could say the main is officially over
The epilogue is just yapping to a bunch of people
Cool, okay, I have not seen this giant snake which is
I'm gonna be honest kind of crazy I
Don't even know where to begin
Like here?
Or...
I don't fucking know.
Oh, the serpent shrine.
You know, that makes sense.
SSE.
Holy crap, that map is huge.
Oh yeah, it'll take you about a hundred hours to explore it all.
And that's not even really exploring it, that's just uh...
Passing by.
There's no giant snake here.
I can just book off my damn screen.
Hold on.
Did you all knock the dragon flying?
Yeah.
Good.
I think I have to read every single page of this for this to disappear.
Hold on.
Yep.
Oh, there is a giant snake.
Oh, gross.
Dude, snakes are so gross.
Wait, they're shooting at the snake?
I'll see you talk, my my word!
Guys!
Snake is friendly!
The fuck outta here!
I don't actually know if it's friendly, but...
I'm gone!
Yo, can you guys fuck off?
I'm talking to a snake here.
Hey.
I see over here.
You guys buck right off?
The hell out of here?
Are you okay?
No, no, no, you're talking again?
No, no, no, I don't want to hear it again, man.
Okay.
Here he goes again, and he happened again.
I think I have to wait for his dialogue.
into my body. Now my spirit and prison in this room remains chained to this tower.
While the ancients wielding artifacts claw once more to the world.
I shall inscribe the marks of the ancients of the time.
Uh-huh
Defeat the ancients
Like these?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yep.
Totally.
uh-huh yeah yep totally totally got it hold on
Okay, I don't think I'm going to use...
Beat the Ancients.
Oh.
Oh, I killed one of these bosses before, I guess.
Is there a way of tracking this quest?
There's one here.
Oh, jeez.
There's one here.
What does this symbol look like?
Okay, it looks like a snake head.
There's one there.
and then there's
defeat the ancients
I only see this one
naked, naked, naked, naked, naked, naked
you passed it it was near the desert oh all right let's kill some ancients I guess
First let's fucking sleep so I can see because this is awful I can't pass
I don't have a lot of food for this actually don't have a lot of food in general
Oh yeah, I guess I didn't try to pick up any of the scales.
For some reason I thought I'd have to kill the boss or something.
Holy fuck, is this supposed to be the start?
beat primus
in a cave or something
grimace
not to be confused by
grimace
the purple dinosaur
That's someone else.
Or the band. Sure, yeah, I don't, yep. I don't know that band, but I believe you.
Primus.
Oh, he's a flyer.
And I'm dead.
Alright.
Hey.
That's okay.
Oh, he's flying.
I can't handle a flyer.
Hey.
Get down from there.
Perfect.
Okay.
Okay, man.
Sure, just fly.
Fly, Primus.
Where'd he go?
Can't hit you.
Oh, I'm sick.
Remus, the Agents!
ancients reckoning in viewwind have one of these already or do I know let's go
fight the other guy now in the desert
All right, let's go the ring is good. It's the same as all the other rings, but yeah
You like Elden Ring bosses more or terms of Desert Bosses more? Well obviously Elden Ring,
but Elden Ring is like a boss game. This is like not, this is a game that happens to
have bosses. You know what I mean? I think it's a little different.
Did you take the snakeskin for crafting? No, I'm going to go back to it after I do this
quest.
Bravis. The ancients. You know what I never found the Scorch Flame Chest Armor?
Oh fuck.
I'm gonna be burning my little toesies off, aren't I?
Dorn the Thracon!
I guess you got shot!
Ah! A star! A star!
A star!
A star! A star!
I'm on fire, I'm on fire.
Okay so I'm just gonna have to do this fight, have a scuff, constantly on fire.
It is what it is.
I'm just gonna be burning.
My toes are gonna be burning.
Oh, Super Hat! Super Hat Fire!
Oh, Super Hat Fire!
This game's auto-locking is interesting, it seems to very much have a mind of its own.
of
Alright, now I can go back to the snake.
I did your quest, snake god.
Cleanse the cores that are binding a satian.
One of those axes, they're just some normie axes.
Stone used for the campers or some reason to save my flawless stone.
You could trade it but nah, you just pretty much use it.
Oh, these guys spawn again.
But tell me...
...why have you been with me?
Is it you who told me that I was with you?
I should tell you that I was with you.
Hold on, I don't have a spirit.
Hold on.
Apparently there's supposed to be some scales here that I could take, but I don't see them.
Oh, it's probably these symbols on the map.
What's this?
Oh.
Doink.
If I save him, am I not going to be able to get things anymore?
I wonder.
Oh, they probably just respawned.
I was your bit right I would just end it all to be honest is what it is
This is what it is.
It's an otter?
Am I supposed to...
Can I do this?
I lost one of the others.
Why is this one being such a pain in the ass?
I can't see shit. Yeah. Welcome to, um,
Where's the last one? Is it on his head?
I don't know. I can't tell.
Eh.
I can't see very well.
is that it? that might be it right there
save the giant snake
Ah, your kindness has altered the flow of the universe.
of the ancients lingers no more.
And my manacles have been torn with you.
You have restored balance to the abyss
and granted me freedom.
Many may never know your name, but Perth of Sea will remember you still.
And I shall forever remember you as the one who sowed its seed.
Okay.
Hell yeah! We did it!
Okay, the snake.
And give me a sword.
So what happens if I revisit that area now?
Is he still just floating around?
He's not even there.
How are you supposed to get more skills after you save him?
Maybe he comes back from time to time.
Oh wait, is that them?
Oh they're still here.
Oh there's tons of them.
There's so many scales.
Holy shit.
This is going to be way too many scales.
Your camp could also get them too, or your camp could just farm scales, that's funny.
I mean you're not going to need this many scales at all.
Unless you want to get like a bunch of armor pieces up, just for fun.
have different drip for different scenarios that's cool
How's my camp doing?
You also need the Scales for Crafting ATag things?
Ah, she, she, she.
My sword's just full, it is, isn't it?
Oh no.
Not full.
Oh, it's full last time.
I'll get some tomatoes again.
Nice.
Now I can max my axes if I wanted to.
I guess.
Can I?
Oh, I can't.
Wait, I'm missing them.
Oh, it's just the scale plus artifacts is so easy.
Wait, didn't I grab a bunch? Where are they? In my cuckoo pot?
Where's my cuckoo pot? What's this?
Grant's knowledge of all gatherables.
Hell yeah.
Increase knowledge acquisition speed.
Like learning books and shit.
So, take out, take out, uh-huh.
And it's super easy to refine your stuff, that maxs them, just a scale and a cube is
This is crazy.
How much knowledge per cent we got? 55!
Very cool.
Have you found Ivory for the coat?
It's probably from like a rhinoceros or something, like up in the desert.
No, I haven't.
I need a bunch cubes to upgrade my gear further.
Wait.
Yo, I'm gonna have so much fucking...
Oh my god, hold on.
I'm gonna get so much fucking ore per?
With that many blessings of the earth?
That's crazy.
I can also get rid of attack speed.
I don't know what to put in it, but...
I don't think I could really put anything in there.
That's going to be useful.
Oh, wait.
Wait, maybe...
These are...
There's a 0% chance it takes a thousand hours to do all content.
Oh, in this game?
Yeah, no, it's about, I would say it's about two to 300 hours if you wanted to do everything.
It will start to slow down once you get to like 90% though, because you're going to
go crazy.
Like once you're at 90% you're just like dude, I don't know what I have left
But yeah realistically you'll get a couple hundred hours worth from the game I
Don't know I was gonna put something in but like I just I don't really have anything
I'm gonna try to platinum the game for fun.
That's gonna take a while.
Platinuming the game and getting every achievement.
These achievements are probably one of the hardest achievements I've ever seen in a game.
Like they are very, not like difficult, just like an insane time commitment.
To platinum the game you pretty much have to 100% it.
Like you have to search hidden walls and hidden caves.
It's, it's.
I don't even think you'll be able to pull it off unless you do some some googling
If you do some googling then you're good
30% chance to gather additional items
Okay, sure put that in my shoes I guess
I have been waiting for you.
Wait, where's my...
This piece?
Hold on, I want to do a mining run really quick.
But I actually think this will be pretty cool.
Maybe.
Oh my god.
Did you beat the game yet?
Yeah, it's done.
Did you beat the game yet? Yeah, it's done.
The only thing that's left is if I want to do side quests and do all the bosses and like
completion stuff, but I don't know, I'm pretty happy with what...
I'm pretty happy with what I've done so far.
I want to see how much ore I get when I do this.
I'm...
Get at least a legendary amount?
I think I have all of them.
No.
missing the bear. I wanted to try this. My curiosity. How much do I get now? Five, six,
I think six might be the cap. I don't know if you can get more than six on one hit.
Is your campus city pretty much
Oh, yeah, the only thing that would be left is like a hundred percent of the game get rich and famous. I don't know I
can
Vive out oh
Jesus, that's so much ore. Holy fuck.
But yeah, like in terms of main stuff that I could do is still abyss puzzles.
I have about 11 more abyss puzzles that I could do, and then that'll take a decent bit of time.
I think I have one more really, really strong boss.
I believe I have one more really, really strong boss left.
left and then the others are just a bunch of side whatever
I don't know why I'm enjoying doing this it feels like I'm playing New World or
something you got to fight the Titan no he dead he dead as hell I'm pretty sure I
have one boss left that's actually really really hard and then the rest
are just a joke. I don't know if I want to try to even kill him though. I mean I
may as well fight him but not actually kill him because fuck the fuck. He's a
good um he would be a good um he'd be a good um a DPS dummy. He'd be a good
practiced on me. I dare you to one hit him with the one shot axe? I don't think it does
This is one shot, man. I think he's got way more health than that.
This is really oddly satisfying.
I gotta say, Guild of BDO, if we do make a comeback, they're Giga gamers.
Oh wait, hell yeah! Wait, you know people in the BDO comp scene?
Fuck yeah!
Wait, I'm so down?
I would have to grind my character up but you know that's the game
Arcrater's new patch?
How is it?
New York Reds patch talk to me. Imagine mining gold with this. I could mine gold. Yeah, there's
every ore here except for gold and gold silver. Gold silver iron I don't think are here. Those
three three out here. Everything else is a...
You pretty much go here like two or three times and you have every upgrade
material you need for for all of your gear. There's no bloodstone? Oh yeah, you're
right there is a bloodstone that's kind of important what sounds kind of important
you can just buy it though
there's so much or any crimson get that first game of the year so far
Uh, no.
My game of the year so far is Marathon, but I'm sure there'll be a GTA 6 or a Fable that'll
beat it.
If ArcGraders came out this year, it'd probably be ArcGraders, but ArcGraders was robbed
last year hard but yeah I think fable I think fable is gonna I think fable is
gonna slay I think I'm gonna fall in love with table I think it's gonna be so
good I think that game is gonna fucking own that's gonna be like a triple
replay back to back to back kind of angle I really do think they should have
separate game of the year for multiplayer versus single player? Yeah, because like multiplayer
is always, um, behind, you know. I agree, but they do have multiplayer game of the year,
so it's kind of like that. They have the game of the year and then they have multiplayer
game of the year, so it's kind of like that already. Not many multiplayer games win the
game. There's been like one or two in the history of ever. Fable's gonna be fucking awesome.
Wait.
Cannot wait.
Are you so hyped for fable? Seems like weird the franchise has been dead for a long time?
Well, because they're trying to bring it back.
they're doing like a the new fables like a remastered not really remastered
more like a
it's like a re like a rework like their
uh... a remake
booting up the series again you know i mean
lion had did an amazing job with the fable games
obviously
that's not happening more so
picking up pieces
It's gonna be so good. I mean, it looks incredible.
Do we should talk?
Slinehead even still around?
I think they make mobile games now.
A lot of tomatoes. A classic.
out of tomatoes a classic 20 silver for jewelry
I know it was that noise, I know loud on my one side.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
This is kind of a nice little guilty pleasure game though, you know?
It's kind of vibing out.
You know, you don't know what to do.
Tuesday night.
Game, you know? Game.
I quit because of the dragon CD.
Dude, the dragon's slow as fuck.
Who cares?
You're better off just fast traveling everywhere.
The dragon is like useless.
You need to try and for some missions though?
Yeah, but like it's an hour cooldown.
You could do the mission and then you could just like come back later.
There's so much shit you could do in this game in an hour.
You can also download a mod probably, right?
just go AFK for an hour? Like literally just go do something else? Like literally leave
your computer on? Go AFK for an hour? That's really not that bad.
where does the dragon go though yeah I don't know
did you upgrade the drill to max? No!
I'm missing bloodstone I don't think I can
where's my necklace?
I wanted to up here my necklace. That's right
necklace is in the cube and the cube is in the in the cube and that the things in the
But yeah, I actually don't think I'm gonna like hard quit this game
I actually think I'm just gonna pick at it when I'm bored
Like I enjoy doing some of the knowledge parts. Like when I'm bored, I'll just like jump on I'll like
Fuck some knowledge. I'll
I can do a couple side quests. Like you never know. It's like a Wednesday night. You're just like, yeah, fucking I'll play for like 30 minutes
This might be the one single player game that I'll actually like just vibe out to
And then eventually it might get DLC. This forge has restored my own fine blades
I'll have two cubes.
Good game
What do you get when you max these ancient shell ring when it's back
Same shit and this is gonna be the same shit, too. Okay
This for just you're welcome in my smoothie anytime
Let's fight the hardest boss in the game, as our final hurrah.
know where the harness boss in the game is. I have an idea.
Do I know? Do I even have enough food to kill him?
I probably don't, but I could try.
I think he's like,
You
I
Remember seeing something that looked like the spot. Oh, was it here? Is this it?
Was this it?
Maybe use this and this couldn't be wrong, I don't know I actually don't know where this thing is
Oh
Is it oh my god
Is it the fucking
Dude, I went here. I think I think I know it is now. Yeah. Yeah, I went here
like day
Zero like day zero I went here it was
is um this was it no uh this this is this above the age oh oh yeah yeah I what
Yeah, I went here. I remember I went here day one, dude, day one of playing this game I went here.
Because I thought it looked so cool. I was like, what is this area?
And I couldn't figure it out.
Little did I know it's the hardest boss in the game.
Yeah, this guy's really tough. I think, I don't know. Everyone says he's tough.
I don't know what general...
Who the hell is a general?
What do you mean?
I've forgotten general top left of the map.
I've forgotten general.
I have 63 bosses.
one maybe maybe this is what you're talking about whoever this question mark
and Pauline is I couldn't figure out who the fuck this last guy was but maybe
this is the general I couldn't figure out who that guy was
hey
You know I had your little egg sandwich.
But I took one bite and it exploded.
It was like, you made a bomb.
It was delicious though.
It was a flavor bomb.
Am I hungry?
Yeah, me soon
Yeah, I remember I dude I came I went here day one and I started lighting all these lanterns and
Then I was these mom started spawning and I didn't know what to do
and I ran away because they killed me like one shot how am I doing blackberry
I don't know I'm doing this right
You guys are clearly upset at me for turning on all these lights.
No, no.
What are you doing picking up this joke?
He turned into...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
He gone.
Am I letting these lanterns for no fucking reason?
What's going on here?
It's for night time.
There's no reason to light these.
Hello?
This is frozen!
Yeah, this place was empty when I got here hold on man, drinking my coffee.
That was a bear.
No coffee break for this guy apparently.
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
I hella hit the wrong button.
Oh wait, he does the same move set from...
Ow.
He does the same move set from, um, the parry ball?
Hold on.
It's the same move set that the last boss has.
The avatar dude.
The 5-5 swing thing.
And you really just counter it's actually fast, huh?
Oh
Don't you have armor for anti-freeze?
I don't think it's enough.
I'm wearing it right now.
Dude, I hate that he does that ability.
I wish you could parry him.
That'd be nice.
I can't.
I'm dead.
Yeah, I wish you could parry him.
Parry him after he swings once, but he doesn't. You have to hit him on the first parry or you just get a dodge.
Oh.
Haha!
Amen.
I wish my iso built dude, just use your fucking your thing.
Use the- why is the thing happening dude?
Zidni zapper.
My lightning bolts.
Why'd my lightning bolt not work?
Hell yeah. I love when you go backwards.
Why does my lightning bolt not work? I'm confused.
Finally you did it. It actually doesn't even matter, though.
Trade ya!
Yeah.
I don't like them apples.
He did it again?
What a cool cat. I'm frozen.
I'm frozen. I'm frozen, frozen, frozen!
Ha ha ha!
Okay.
So...
Should I get more ice res? Because as it stands right now, I just kind of get frozen.
Like I actually think, I actually think I need to be able to not freeze.
Can I even do that? Do I even have that luxury?
Surely I have some gear that's...
There we go. What if I put this on? Maybe that'll help.
I'm scared to death, come on.
What just happened?
Why did he just get stunned?
Don't mind me, I'm just meditating.
Yeah, looks cool.
That's how he kills me.
I could use pills, but it's kind of fun not to.
So weird.
Wait, can I try my axe of apocalypse on him and see what it does without losing it?
Hold on.
I don't hopefully I don't lose it permanently. I just want to see what it does
It's one hit and it's gone. Yeah, but if I restart and die it should still be there, right? I
Don't see what it does
Here is how does this work I
Don't know where
It doesn't really do a lot. Well if I die it should just reset right? So that's what I'm hoping for.
Um, I don't know how to use it, probably.
How do I- Why was I frozen? Oh my god am I gonna have to change my gear every time?
I think I'm going to have to change my gear every time.
There's no way.
Oh wait.
Oh yeah, I do have to change my gear every time.
Okay, I'm going to restart this boss fight, but I want to see how this thing works.
So where does this go?
Oh, it's in my two hands slot
What that was it
Got a back some apocalypse is that all right, let's restart
Let's swap the gear so I can at least have the proper gear going into it.
I didn't use my axe of apocalypse, did I?
That was a pathetic, that was a pathetic hit.
Pathetic.
What did I want to do?
I'll just reset, right?
I don't know if I have enough food?
but that's okay. Is it worse to swap into the fire augment? I doubt it really matters
to be honest.
3 out of 10 burp. Yeah, it wasn't great.
It wasn't great.
I mean, I could try it.
Hell yeah.
I love everything that just happened.
Very cool.
Does this count?
Can I pop this and go into the fight?
Let's see.
Wait, there's only one?
Wait, it's only one?
Oh, you have to re-re-recoffin' it.
This totally doesn't make any sense.
That's the way this works.
I don't know if these stack, but we're about to find out.
Do they?
Uhhh...
No.
I don't know.
I'm a fair opener.
Super unfair opener.
Oh yeah, you can't blind them.
Yeah the fire doesn't do anything, blinding's just better.
What?
I've never seen that move.
What?
Wait, these are moves I've never seen before.
never seen before. Fancy feet. I've never seen that one either. That's cool. He's doing a
a whole new moveset for when I fought it before. It's awesome.
of
the
death of
the
There's really no point of burying this guy, huh?
New move! I don't really get what he does with this new move.
That's not a hit.
I can speak your language too.
I got a lot of health.
Oh
Just me there pretty good
Really no point of varying.
Weird that my ice armor, like, triggers a stagger on them.
Okay, for sure, for sure.
of
What's this?
Whoa!
New tech!
You take on that.
Uh-oh.
I'm so odd you can't carry him. I've carried him once but that's it.
Really weird.
Oh, new tech, new tech. This is the new shit, this is the new shit.
For sure. For sure.
Where am I going?
Alright, let's sidewall.
Alright, I just wanted to see the fight.
I don't want to kill him.
I don't want to kill this guy because he's a good punching bag, so if I ever want to
test new stuff. I feel like he's good to keep alive. You know what I mean? I don't
really want to kill him. Does that troll? Or no? Or should I just kill him?
Can you not just run away? Well yeah, I would just give up. I would just use the
give up and then it would just reset me you know I'm saying I think I'm gonna let
them live I'm gonna let them live I'm a lot like I live
cuz like and the fight that fight is super easy it's a good punching bag
right test some builds on him try different weapons I'm gonna leave him
up I think it's a good idea oh I could have used a grindstone for more
damage. There's one right here. Oh man. Oh well. A lot of shrunks. Because like, okay,
imagine, imagine like there's new, there's new items or like new things you want to
try out, you want to try two hander, maybe you want to try Unka, or maybe you want
to try Damian. Like it's good to leave those bosses up because once you kill
them they're gone for good you know yeah that guy only has like four movesets he's
got his he's about to do his blue thing you shine the light in his eyes he lifts
his axe he does the five combo you literally can't get hit by that it's
literally nothing and then he has like that super that he does where it's just
like a spin a spin a jump in the air a slam three combo and then there's one
more move that he has which is his five piece or six piece chicken nuggy the
normal swings we just have four moves you don't have any more or five or
something who's the general of this guy okay let's see apparently this guy's
kind of hard to
Five piece chicken nuggy.
Use your dragon, honestly.
Just... fuck.
Another one.
Hell yeah, that's our...
of
The tomb of the Forgotten General.
I
Know
Oh cool.
That's the blue attack.
Whoa, that's sick.
Okay, wait, is this fight supposed to be
Fighting this boss while those are going off constantly and they one-shot you?
Oh my god, this is way harder than the ice guy.
This is way harder.
If that's actually how that works...
Okay.
Ice guy's really easy. This is the real end boss. Yeah, this guy looks like he's way harder
The blue phase is really weird on this boss
So, like, how do these guys...
Oh, fuck.
I was about to say, how do these guys work?
Jesus Christ!
So, do they only come when she's blue-phasing, or do they always come?
I'm trying to understand how she works.
Did they come now or...?
Okay, so there's the blue phase.
Did they come now?
Dude, that is so hard to avoid.
Oh my God.
That's insanely hard to avoid.
Okay, blue phase again.
Okay, so there's little window. Okay, so damn, that's a tough one. So the pillars I think are safe.
The pillars might always be safe. They might always be your opener because it looks like there's no dudes in between the pillars.
I just reached for hardly recharging spirit take 10 years just the way it is
These pillars right here might be safe. Oh wait
Okay, she's not even here.
Oh fuck.
Okay, so she does it while fighting.
Wow, that's hard.
That's hard.
while you're fighting her she's spawning those interesting
Oh, I forgot about the other set.
Okay.
Interesting.
Huh.
This one's tough.
This one's tough, tough, tough, tough.
It's a no parry boss angle, as they usually are.
The hard part is just knowing when she decides to do it.
Like obviously she does it easier than you could flow, but then does it happen AGAIN?
Turn off with the blues.
That's not fair.
I couldn't see.
Oh, I'm dead.
Dude, this boss is hard!
Oh my god!
This is...
You guys are right!
This is the true...
True end boss.
I want to see you carry that fountain, I can.
Other bosses are way harder?
No, this is by far the hardest boss in the game.
It's this is not even close.
It's not even close.
Laser beams should be like that?
Waiting for that, huh?
this isn't a good this would be an example of a really bad training dummy
which is good that I left the ice guy up because the ice guy is so easy that
he's a perfect training dummy but this this girl's hard enough to the point
where you can't really you can't really make her a training dummy you
Oh, I thought we were doing the thing so sorry got ahead of myself so sorry
Wait I might be able to cancel her summon
Wait, is this boss harder than the final boss?
Oh for sure.
The final boss isn't hard
I didn't hit me.
Oh good though.
What's she doing?
Oh, she's spawning man.
Damn.
The fact that they happen in the middle of the fight like this, that's the part that
makes it hard.
It'd be fine, like, see what's in right there?
That's crazy.
That makes it extremely difficult.
Wow.
I'm no kill me.
I
Give the right gear equipped after fighting the ice boss this might be ice as well. Let's see
I don't know what this does.
Besides summons more...
Like is that all she does here?
She summons more men?
Oh, it's just a bunch of men.
Okay.
And it keeps going?
Oh, and then you have to dodge him.
Holy shit. That's crazy.
Wow.
That was a cool fight, for sure.
Where are you going, lady?
Definitely a cool one.
I wasn't in like the perfect spot, you know?
Yeah, we'll use a pill to keep it going.
This fight's cool.
We'll use a pill to keep it going, but...
Okay, so this is...
damn this
fucking jank-ass movement makes it kind of hard to sit in the pixel
oh, I'm gonna start
alright, we're gonna restart the whole thing
another gout
well, actually, fuck, we'll just go get another one
what does it matter?
we're done the game
I'm in trouble.
That's so... that was so unfair.
Everything that just happened there was so unfair.
That was so unfair.
What the hell?
But it's okay.
I got pills.
Can't only balance. Oh, great. Same situation.
Fuck it. I'll set up here. How do you like that? Huh? Yeah. What I thought. Okay.
Why couldn't you do this? And then go back up. And then he's gonna do all those movesets.
And then you just blow back down.
Damn.
That's the hard part.
When she summons them, when she summons them mid, mid fight or whatever, that shit's crazy.
Oh, she's dragging me.
Oh, I love being dragged.
Wait, so did I cancel it?
Oh, hey, you're not...
You're done.
Oh, I'm getting fucking fucked.
Uh-oh.
Ha!
She killed me with that.
That's funny.
Yeah, this boss is definitely hard.
Without pills, this boss would be really, really hard, because of the random patterns
of the phases.
Like, obviously you could go up here and cheese it for like, you know, you could cheese it
for a few seconds, whatever, go up here, drop down, go back up.
But I guess that's what happens when you fuck it up right there.
Yeah, I can see.
No, no, that's fine.
Yeah, I can see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
Cool fight.
actually. That's a cool fight. I think without pills, that fight's pretty hard. I wonder what
your damage will look like with only attack mods. Yeah, probably better, right? Cool.
So there's only two cool bosses in the entire game?
Well, what can you do?
You win some, you lose some.
Two out of seventy-five.
Ooh, please tell me I can use that.
Ooh, new drip?
It matches the Odex shoes from the beginning of the game.
Oh wow drippy. Oh that's pretty cool. Okay that's pretty cool. That's some armor I can
fuck with. That's drippy as hell.
What would it look like with a different back piece? Would it look weird
because the shoulders wouldn't be there.
What about this?
No, it still kind of works!
What about...
That's what it comes with.
No.
Looks okay with the frost ones.
He actually looks even good with the fur.
But obviously the best is the matching set.
If you dye that the same color, that could be cool.
The matching set looks cool.
Yeah, this set, I like this set a lot, actually.
If I was to change my set and change my gear to this one, I think it looks really cool.
I like the samurai-ish look.
Can the helmet open?
Let's see.
I don't think so.
Now just need a good shield. Well the shield's annoying because you have to do stuff like this.
You have to go like... you know? Like you have to... if you're using dual wields, your shield
slot has to be the last shield that you were, um, like equipped on.
And you get a spear as well.
I think so.
Judgment of soul.
Wow, that's pretty cool.
Now this set is drippy.
Now this set is drippy. I want to see what you can die on it. That boss was cool. I'll be honest, this game, it's bosses are cool, some of them. I don't know. It's hard to say, because like...
Overall, a lot of their bosses they have are pretty cool.
They just...
Some of their mechanics are just kind of, like, not that fun, I guess.
Like, I wish, I wish out of the 75 bosses, I wish they didn't teleport as frequently
as they do.
So when you fight a boss that doesn't teleport that much, it's not too bad.
But at least the boss fights look cool. They might be frustrating, they might teleport a lot,
they might do some like shit that pisses you off, but at least they look cool.
I wonder if you could die those blue tassels.
There's a die guy here, right?
Really one of these people die
I have a dire
Barber
Health bar is looking massive?
I mean part of me wants to keep playing to max my skills, so that does sound kind of fun.
Like I'm not too far off, well I am really far off, I've only spent 166 artifacts, cubes
or whatever.
My health bar is close to max I guess.
My spirit's close to max.
Like part of me wants to max my skill tree just for fun.
Where's the die guy, bro?
I don't think I have one.
Was it the paint bucket icon?
Oh, yeah, I think it's the paint bucket icon. I just want to see what could be died on this gear.
Because sometimes stuff isn't available to die, let's see.
I hope you don't mind me saying, you're-
Oh, you could die at all!
It's just like changes.
That's really cool.
So that means you could probably die those tassels.
See the blue little- blue little guys?
Yeah, right here.
If you wanted to make them like red, you can make them red.
Yellow.
I don't have a lot of colors, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I don't have a lot of colors.
What does it look like when you change?
Well, there's a bunch of material options.
Yeah, my color game is a little weak.
Make the whole armor lime green.
Do I even have a green?
This is lime yellow.
How do I look?
That look good?
the
hell yeah
Oh, beautiful.
Damn!
Phew!
Now that's a good look.
You can make your character look really cool though, if you actually took the time to like
die everything nice and proper like anyway that's a pretty good stopping point
I I mean I'm at 55% knowledge I wanted to get to about 60 before I stopped
playing but this might be the last stream for Crimson Desert until the
foreseeable future I can't seem to find these Maybacks is anywhere I can only
find them in one spot and it's in a little vendor right over here. This guy. I can show
you it real quick. Looks like you just finished painting the house. Yeah, paint a house yellow.
when you liberate this area right here this guy right here I believe sells you
the axe
a month may test the whole of the roster
this is the axe that I use
home
Yeah
It's one crit, one attack speed base. It's pretty good. I haven't really found anything that's better. Just, you know, whatever. I just run these.
Done with the game? Yeah, that's it. This will be the last stream for the foreseeable future.
I had every single ability, left, right, and right click, by the way, but apparently these
abilities are cool, but they scale really poorly. So the best thing you could do is put in
Attack 3s in all of your gear, and you will do so much more damage. You just get rid
all of these fancy abilities and just attack three and then you're just literally just so strong.
But yeah, this is gonna be, this is gonna be a wrap. I probably won't sign on this game for
quite some time. I didn't do all the bosses. There's still a few side bosses that I could
could probably kill in like two shots but I did the main ones I did the uber bosses
if you will so I have 64 out of 75 technically 65 I let the ice king live
because you know I'm sick like that but yeah I might play this game in my own
time and shit but I had a good time and a solid a hundred hours hundred and like
100 like five hours that was really fun. I enjoyed that I enjoyed that I enjoyed a lot tomorrow is my day off
Probably unless I have some weird temptation to stream tomorrow
But usually tomorrow's my day off Wednesdays is usually what I take off. So I'm probably not gonna be here Wednesday
If I am here tomorrow, it's I don't know I'm gonna have some random temptation to play a game or something
Who knows we're gonna call it for the night. So GG. Thank you guys so much for watching
I hope you guys enjoyed our little Crimson Desert playthrough
Uh, I hope you guys had fun. I had fun. That was cool. I still think the game's rating is, you know, 78 to
78 to 82 in that range
I think if they made little fixes here and there to the game it could be like 85, but it's a good game
For a good game
Dense one for sure
Anyway, stay off tomorrow GGs. Thank you guys so much for watching. I'll be on Thursday probably playing cry or coven marathon or something
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