Oh my god, you actually went live, that's crazy.
Hello?
You
Hello?
and
Alright there, alright there, alright.
They're out doing press-ups in his room, getting ready to dominate cheaters and stuff, yeah.
Jokes on you, I don't know what a press-up is.
Haha, suckers.
Maybe we'll play CS if it's just full of cheaters.
Uh, because the game's fun.
Fun when it's not happening, I guess.
Hello?
Oh, I can't hear. That's good.
I didn't talk.
Oh, man.
Itch.
I got to restart my mixer, hold on, you're gonna hear nothing for a second.
I'm gonna be in silence.
Hello?
You're gonna be in silence.
of
Oh my god, I can hear now. I had to restart my whole mixer.
Hello?
Hey. I need to just restart my mixer every time. Just fucking get it out of the way.
Yeah. Uh, the mixer does that often as well.
I
There's the smokes I didn't realize we were playing
Counter-shark again today, what are you like just doing this because you're preparing for the tournament. I mean, it was alright yesterday
I had a good time
What else are we gonna do? We play Halo Infinite?
I'm not playing Halo Infinite. Stop the cat. Okay. That game is giga dead. No
Well, I can't we co-op the campaign where's one to play it? I don't know
I have no idea pretty sure you can co-op Halo infinite
I've always wanted to play that campaign because I heard it's pretty good
We are all waiting for Lego Batman. Oh my god that game. We're gonna play with me. Are you play with me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
I wish Maddie didn't work. Then we could do me, you, Hannah, Maddie, probably four player.
Well, all you could retire, yes, for us. But until then, we got to work.
Actually, I don't know.
I remember just being honest.
Wait, Lego Batman might not be co-op, like all the other ones.
No, it said it was.
I remember we watched the trailer on the one thing.
What were we watching?
The release of it?
The trailer release was the game awards, maybe?
Yeah, but I thought it was only couch co-op.
I don't know.
We'll figure.
If it's not, then fucking put a finger in my ass.
Then you'll play with Maddie.
Yep.
Wait, we don't have a console anymore.
Wait, we don't have a PC?
Aw.
How do you get a plan on console?
Fucking console's dog or shit.
Well, it'd be kind of fun to plan a big screen of a console.
Oh, because it's couch co-op, that makes sense actually,
because it's supposed to screen, or whatever,
or maybe not supposed to screen, I don't know.
Dude, it's the only single player?
This fucking world sucks.
It's couch co-op.
This world is getting worse day by day.
I don't know why people are just making single player games all day.
I mean they're fun, but then they're long and forgotten and you share no memories with anyone
But yourself your lonely self
Dude, there's a lot of games on steam. I'm gonna Google it how many games are on steam a lot
As of April 2026, there's over 128,000. That's so many. There was
was 21,553 in 2025. That's crazy.
Did you know there's like 74,000 partners on Twitch?
Still?
That's, what do you mean still? That's partners, partners with a P, not affiliates.
Oh.
Partners. There's like 11 million streamers.
that's what yeah like unique people that stream on what data they go 11 million
yeah something like that i don't wonder nobody in viewers
choose more people there's more people fucking streaming than watching those people need to
go back to watching bro stop streaming true let's go back to like 2012 that's crazy
So base I guess cue it
I don't know
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna go dude. I want to play this map uncompetitive
I want to play out being out being stronghold and warden. I want to see they look like remember the good old days
And we used to play fun maps
From operations. I want to do that
it's not gonna queue though like what billion hours yeah it's gonna take forever
like this shit I don't know why I'm clicking queue like it's gonna I'm like
I'm not gonna that it's gonna take actually 13 minutes
We might have to, might suck to say a lot, but we might have to not play with anyone
over 30k, or close to 30k.
We got no cheaters when we were playing 19k Andes, and when we were playing 30k Andes,
every game was a cheater.
So we might have to like, stay and play around the 17 to like 20k, and actually have fun.
Our hidden MMR before we were doing, our hidden MMR was started at like 20, and then it got up to like 25, 27 range.
Hopefully we brought it back quick. I don't know, I think we lost more than we won yesterday, so...
Yeah, I feel like you want to be 20 to 25k, that's the sweet spot. Anything above that is just cheater central.
Why was that guy spamming Adderall?
Guys, I took Adderall once 13 years ago.
In the past now.
In the past.
It wasn't even on a tournament.
It was in Prack.
I'm so tired this morning, it's crazy. I think I might be perishing soon. Yeah. I think you're just losing life force. You got to find something to drive you, you know.
I think it's just because you wake up at 6 a.m. That's a criminal time to wake up.
Not 6, we wake up a little bit later now, it's like 6.50.
That's nice.
Like I could have went back to bed for another three hours though.
It just f**ks easily.
Are you working out?
Hell no bro, I ain't got no f**king gym.
I feel like that helps me sleep better
Yeah, but I have to go to a gym now. Yeah, no, that's
I want nook I don't want
Yeah, well
If we're just dates bad, and then you sit down and smokes all around
I think they should just delete smokes.
Delete smokes, you're taking soooook.
We're not playing overpass.
Well, no.
We're playing Dust2, alright, Dust2 it is.
Just fucking Dust2 all day.
I like Dust2.
One of my faves.
I don't know, smoke on it. I need to learn them.
I got the right box. That's about...
And I can throw B doors from tunnels.
Oh, it's too high down.
That's it, uh...
Holy fucking shit. See? I'm yawning, bro. Wake me up when September ends.
Yeah, you need to lock in.
You need to find something that drives you.
I'm telling you, you're missing something. You're missing your drive.
My drive is getting is is is I don't know actually I think I'm missing it too
Anna said I drive you true she's my drive I
Don't like what you're saying
I think this will be a legit game. Let's check vibrating pants
It's the Terminator.
He's got 22 years of experience.
Well, he's proud when I know.
It's always weird to see a 22 year account, but nothing's on it.
You know what I mean?
That's the part that confuses me.
I wish I could see him in games. He only has 42 friends and 22 years of experience.
I'm saying a 22 year account should have more than what he has like at least more friends
Loser bitch
One more flat flat already.
Nice.
Where's his gun? Where's his gun? Where's his gun?
I don't know, just hit the shots, it's fine here. Two enemies.
Oh
Is that how I Miami? Oh, you remember that you remember when we played those customs
Yeah, I'm gonna follow you after you get one tap
You force it
He's not breathing.
You're on fire.
Long flash though.
Back in the mood.
Fall in from Kat.
Two.
Kat, two out.
One's back mid.
I'm only clear.
Clear.
Clear.
Let's fight this mid guy.
Fight this mid guy if he's alone.
They're outside.
He's not here.
Yeah, one late.
One late mid.
Here.
They're outside.
They're outside.
Oh my god, they're outside.
He's green box.
Let him cross.
Oh my god, they're on site
Checkmate
What the fuck this guy's crosshair moves oh
Crosshair moves
Yeah, these Charms are guns. What did this happen this one again, brother? I think
Now you're poor everyone's poor fuck
I'm going to go to the left.
I'm going to go to the right.
Nothing, Biden.
We need to go to smoke.
Let's go.
Flash B.
B flash.
Agro B.
Nothing lower yet.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Oh, that's sick.
I'm gonna double-flash her to the center, okay?
Well, flash once.
double flasher to center okay well flash once just keep going I'm pushing behind you keep going
father?
just one more
one more missing
double blot, wow
camera already in second double blot
we have a kid at all
I don't think so
I don't think we did
we should probably just save one
good money
interesting
yes yes
real chad's hide browser, hell yeah
I'm all good
What cat big kill bomb bomb bomb
Yeah
I just try to walk cat, it's a cat walking!
decide yet
and asking if he's a hot hot coughing baby
hot baby
that's not what I said
fuck I'm all congested man
I was always gonna be two
There's one of those that I thought I killed him, so I stopped shooting and then I respray
You might run up there
Oh
Oh, there's a way
That's a bad band around run up mid
Now you can send it again you'll be fine.
Surely.
I dressed in my overlay size this morning, my brother was roasting me.
It wasn't bad. It was just a little big.
I like the nice sound.
Just like 5, 15%.
Long shit.
Run, run, run.
Just run away.
Top flashing, flashing.
Good smoke.
I need it out.
Good shit.
Placing high left.
Shit, adjusted the bike.
I got a warning for adult content, what the fuck?
Oh, you know what we do here.
Get it, get it.
is pro scene na bad there is no proceed in a bro it's all gone deleted North America
pro is dead sorry have you been fucking with the sense of original sense
Yeah, I'm still 2.4
One on me.
I'm open to one.
I just got a lot.
One up cat, cat, fast.
We're gonna give up, man.
I'm so long.
Everyone cat.
Mucho cat, though.
Lots cat.
Two cat, at least.
Cat pushing.
One plant.
Thank you for cat.
One cat, one side.
One sounds good.
Oh shit, they're running.
Oh
I wonder if NA will ever be back.
What do you mean?
Just in this game.
Will they ever be back?
Will the scene ever be back?
It's gotta be money poured into it, which is probably not going to happen.
Yeah.
If there's a lot of money in NA for CS, it would probably be more like...
I'm sorry, but he's not, he's got me in the car.
I'm pushing that mid, third one.
What's the other side?
What's the other side?
We go up there right now.
They got mid, they got mid, yeah.
Throwing the grenade.
Tour mid, tour mid, what's going on?
Where will they come?
Dare I walk push this with an AWP?
Dare I?
Dare I X-Mars
Nah
One lower
Oh my god, I fucking fell asleep
One wall, one border, one tank, one tank
God damn it, I fell asleep
What happens when you hold an angle 40 seconds?
Fuck, man!
Yeah, man
Upper, upper...
Okay
How about us?
Do you want one of these?
Look in 40 seconds of nothing
You're on the ground right now
I'll check it
That's probably the hardest part about being an opera
Is holding an angle and...
Being locked
I literally wasn't paying attention anymore, I was gone
Just out the window
Yeah, I like that
He's got bomb out
I literally died cuz I fell asleep classic
Yeah, well, you know you hold a hold enough angle for like 30 seconds
I just came I was still watching it just not watching it
I've noticed something that I do really bad in this game is that I look away from my crosshair constantly
I'm like constantly looking elsewhere. I don't know how I just look at radio streams. I can't keep still
It's hard. You can notice why this game is challenging
Or keeps dead
Oh, I'm ass, I'm ass, I'm ass
Oh, I'm ass. Oh my god, I'm so ass
We don't talk about anything that just happened
where are we looking what's up there did they boost over I can't see med
step for B
oh I'm so bonds I should have killed all of them everything one of them everything
one of them
but i feel like my ears
i think i'm on a plane right now
guys are slow on this thing
we are in 20k elo
they want it, they want the dub
should go B
i'll come with the arms
flashbang
i think i walk out
i love this
im behind b already
ah
i was holding the door
oh one's in mid
push this guy
good call
Oh, you need to...
Pushing door, pushing door.
Don't fight me, boy.
Why? Damn.
I was gonna love you.
We took too long to kill the guy.
A panic call.
A panic call.
I heard doors, so I held it.
I should have turned.
What did I just do?
Fuck.
I mean, that's...
It's an entry way.
Oh my god, I'm a source of my head.
Flash, flash, flash, flash.
Flash, flash, flash.
Alright, I can flash for you guys in the stairs.
Just quiet up there.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm just fucking hit.
Yeah, yeah, they're pushing it.
Go flash.
Flash for you guys.
Flash for you guys.
Oh my god.
I'm flashing for you guys.
Keep firing.
that
just wanna go to their pit
we did
ah
I
Couldn't I couldn't hit the fucking guy
But what year is it
Was that me I
Don't know when does that mean actually urban? I'm older than you so it's pretty good. It means something about you
I got three kids now boys
I'm 34 this year, all good
That's 236, so...
We push, fuck this
Got it
I'll smoke it, bud
Yeah, it's gonna be something
She wants to spawn?
Holy, that guy's insane
Oh
Oh, no give me that
Not another.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, good.
I didn't see that.
I was watching the kids.
I was watching the kids.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
It's not good.
What are we doing?
You spawned?
Nah, you go out long.
I'll flash you.
I spawned a bait.
I'm being sacrificed.
Someone's gotta be sacrificed.
It is what it is.
We're sacrificing.
Watch out, it's gonna die.
It's just a blast.
Watch out, it's gonna die.
there we go
there we go
let it in
fucking save
one helmet on
one helmet on
one fucking helmet
on site
Jesus Christ
let's go cat
I'm helping!
Fuck that shit, my dog!
No, it's the game's over, game's over!
You're not gonna play?
Don't give him any back!
You don't want us to have money? You want us to be poor for the rest of our lives?
Yes, yes, yes, exactly.
What, is it loading again?
Yeah, I'll get out with that. I'm gonna get my AK.
They're either gonna nade stack long or push up mid.
It's so hard to...
I'll get out there.
left because I can't do the thing that you couldn't go where you make it like 3-3 and the 3-2
Well, you can they added that oh my god, I need that back
I like the profiles, it's just my mother's beard, it used to be a beard.
The profiles are so hard to see, they just blend in, I don't know.
Like in that round right there, I thought there was only two left, not three.
How do I change it? How do I change it?
Right there?
Right low again?
Shutter?
You know you can sacrifice me, I'll be if you want to.
There we go, there we go.
Wait, that's not the same thing at all!
I'm not in charge of sacrifice.
You guys lied to me!
Oh!
Oh!
That's nice!
It was just during...
freestyle, I guess?
Hell yeah!
Fuck yeah!
Now the only thing I'm missing is being able to put it at the bottom of my screen, can I do that?
The terrorists win, any guns?
He's on the hop.
Keep him dumb and poor, shroud 2026.
I get it.
What?
Wait, what?
What?
I said that.
Keep it.
Keep him dumb and poor.
It sounds like something I'd say.
I'm dead angle.
I'm not mad.
Lower mid head, lower tunnels.
Cornball.
One is lower tunnels.
Go, go, go.
I'm not going with you.
I
Will say this yes, it's just like so fluid
You know what other games
We're good.
Valorant.
It's true.
And Marathon.
They ran better.
That's each.
That's each.
I can't see shit.
Hopefully I'm scaling.
Holy shit.
Watch out.
Trits.
Nice save.
Watch out.
Stop thinking.
No, dude, how many times do I have to fucking hit this guy?
That guy's probably one HP, but I don't know.
This guy's got a fucking down.
76 and 5, fuck you.
I would actually play Valorant though, I know I was trolling yesterday, and I actually
I don't want to play some games.
Again?
Don't put me in infuse.
I'm gonna get bomb.
What's that?
I'm on fire.
I'm on the box.
He jumped back.
One more set, one more set.
Yeah, man.
I'm gonna throw that back green what you saying the bomba you can pick it up to this you said you ever it's your balls while live
Hell yeah
Oh
Yeah, good stuff good stuff good stuff
Look at us go!
And it's just nice, it's a legit game, no cheaters, like just casual vibes, me and you, hanging out.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
0.12.
All over again?
Mm-hmm.
Got you.
I just bought new music, it's gonna go hard if it ever plays.
Oh, a counter strike.
K players and under so we're drafting a team I'm assuming every single one of us
is gonna get a 20 K and then every single one of us is gonna get a 15 and
then we'll pick two each of the 10 Ks and under you're playing it there right
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't know the full, like I know the list of people that are invited and stuff, I just
don't know who's confirmed so I don't like, besides the captives I guess are confirmed
but, I think Timmy's gonna be there.
That's cool.
Timmy's the dog.
Timmy's the dog!
He's employing a lot of CS recently.
Uh, when is it, Mike? Is it announced? What day that is?
Uhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm...
26, I think?
Okay, so a little bit away.
It's so random though, I don't know why Ludwig is doing a CS tournament, but it's cool.
Yeah, it's cool.
Okay, random.
It'll be funny, because there'll be so many people who've never played Counter-Strike before.
Look at World Leaderboard, I can't, apparently they turned that off.
What?
Cobra?
What?
Oh, yeah.
He is good.
A little bit, yeah.
has a click f slur that has a 16 kcs goal this year and had a few squads playing the last few months
oh yeah that's foosley that's all there because playing this game that's weak gta
blood wig samson so bad it looks so fucking bad i don't know the other two samson yeah
Yeah, it's a very good name for a game, I know.
Ray!
Oh right, that's the R.
What's the U?
Is the U a person?
Wait, that's 1, 2, 3.
Who's the U?
There's no U, it's FLSR.
Oh!
I
See what happens every got to everywhere
Wait I could be in three maps. Oh shit. Hell. Yeah, don't mean oh
How did we get a new business there? I had a new this last second
bro I lost the coin flip
I lost the coin flip
that's a 3 that's a 3
uh tails I went again
Uh, Tails. I went again.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Well, I'm going. Fuck.
This crosshair needs to be a little bit bigger, I think.
I think it's too small.
I think it's just too small.
I think it just is.
What the fuck do I change it?
Game?
What's this lobby bullshit?
Why are you getting 40 pinged?
Give me that west coast shit.
Howdy.
We'll go con.
We'll be.
I guess that's not really making it bigger, but...
Just pick it up!
This one's right down.
I'm dead.
That sounds like Don! What the fuck?
Did you hear that sound like Don?
What the hell is that guy doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
here we are
who sounds like Don Chonk?
he's using a little AI filter
not that mad
flashing red
action wait
two red
one else
sandwich? flash?
jeez, nice
Oh fuck, what was that flash?
I just hauled in the deep
Hit steps
Oh I'll tell you this guy ain't dog
He's chomp
He's chomp
Yeah
Yes, yes, yes
of
the
death of
the
Watch me, watch me.
That's kind of sound like Dom.
There he goes.
Chomp.
Chomp.
I think there's one on the right side of it.
Increase that smoke.
Get her.
I'll push through the V-Affs already.
There's her below her.
I'm gonna clear on her.
Ah.
That's something under right now.
He's still there.
Why am I spraying, why am I spraying, why am I spraying, why am I spraying?
You don't spray in this game, man, ever.
What are you doing?
Okay, I need to dress
Oh, yeah. Good job.
We're saving.
Uh-oh.
we're gonna get this gun
I can't get the gun
I'm coming Chalk
have you son?
Chalk, Chalk, Chalk
I'm coming, Chalk
Hmm
I say they go out way
They're coming, watch
No
I was one good
Okay
Two ramps
Oh god
I've been stuck on doors. I'm sure that's how you use the flashlight. Yeah. Yeah, they're not thinking it's fun
Don't know where this
I thought he was on his head
I thought he was on his head
I sure am
Don't stop, you guys
Don't play with him
Wait, I just saw Chonk's picture
Yeah, it's Chunky
Chunky Donk
Let's go
No, I just want the gun.
Let's go, Chonk.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I love this picture.
Jock!
Jock!
Jock!
Jock!
Jock!
Jock!
What?!
What?!
Alright, well, that's CS2 in a nutshell, bro.
Bro, it looked like he threw his mouse against the wall and hit him.
same for nubes, he's telling you, big valorant
what is that shit dude
just piss off both crowds at the same time
same sentence
niko bye, i like that
i don't know what niko bye is, but i got it
this has gotta be it, 4 and b7
and bvizl
Yeah, I guess.
No way, dude.
Fuck.
What the fuck is this model?
Oh
Chunk Chunk Chunk come on middle of the ticket six
What the fuck was that?
My man did a-
He didn't even want to tap.
He didn't even want to try controlling his gun.
Yeah, I don't know what that was about.
We drunk.
Yeah, here, by T-Rex, I'm on my way.
He's spooked my MOLA there.
Everybody's coming.
There's a lot of snagging blouse.
Yeah.
That was the freest fucking kill, but I was just AFK on site.
Oh, a little sleigh sleigh.
They know exactly where this guy is.
He's not getting away.
Ant is fucking dead
Maybe not, they're not. Little slaves laid. I don't know, maybe not.
Okay.
Epic, epic. I broke, I broke.
I thought like I was fucking dead.
I believe Max lost, just fine.
How kind, how kind.
I'm on the soil. Sorry, I should have told you that's my fault.
I'm planting connector.
If I was smoking or not.
I'm gonna flash.
I'm gonna flash.
You guys can play if you want.
Here we are.
I'm so smart, man.
That was tragic.
I'm gonna come out of that pass.
Yeah
I'm going through your window. Yeah, I'm gonna wait till the smoke fades and then I'll summon Dave, then we smoke it
Nothing good. He's like where do I play? Yeah, which angle do I hold?
the
vote that
that
that
that
that
that
Oh god retake strike retake strike.
Nice try.
The real question is, is your logo from Warcraft or is your logo from World of Warcraft?
I guess we'll never know, I guess we'll never know.
Where's it from? Oh, yeah, it could be from Dota I guess right? Well Dota's kind of work
Oh my gosh.
The A-bomb site.
I'm also feeling the A-bomb site.
You should rotate spawn, and just sit cubby, get a two-piece and die.
I'm flashing it.
I'm letting it bomb, I think I'm flashing.
Two of them. Oh, one all as well.
Hell.
Hell yeah, that went well.
I got hard cleared.
Fuck yeah.
One though
I didn't think the first guy
that I didn't think there was a map where they're fucking bin dude
Mirage they do you throw every map in the bin I don't know why it's still the same
map pool I don't know about every map but this map needs to go in the fucking trash
You don't think after 10 years we would want different map?
Um...
I like some of the old maps though, like old paths are a good map in my opinion.
So this map is just like, everything's been figured out, it's just...
Ah, I didn't know that was gonna happen.
I didn't see anything else.
Watch out.
He's close, simply.
Awesome.
He's mark out.
Nice.
Doing around, fuck yeah.
We're on board, we're on board.
I wonder where like I wanted to you wrap around the empty
Like why is this bad man in caches, you know
Yeah, but it's been coming for a year.
Yeah, there's some good, like, season, or banger.
I'll see you in that one.
I'm watching me again.
Get up.
I hear you in the back.
I know.
I know.
I already got two guys. It's all over.
GG. We got this retake. Me and Chalk.
I have a retake from the spot like a hundred times and there we are. One lock.
Fuck off man.
one up two one up
why am i spraying?
why am i spraying? why am i spraying? why am i spraying?
upper upper upper one i don't know the others
huh?
How did you kill him there though?
I don't know.
I had no chance to win.
Retaking is difficult.
I didn't die to an aid.
That's fine. T side should be a lot easier. You get AKs.
AKs have the last.
Flashing.
One's there. Uh, ramp though. Two ramps actually.
I'm gonna flash again. Flashing mid.
The smoke's across.
Not out yet.
smoke down
one down
two grand
I'm completely smoked off
his name is Bren kid
these are all swinging is crazy
yeah I need to spawn
I've been fucking close to you, smoke spawn.
I think this guy wins this.
No shot.
It's close!
Close!
Hey, they all have rank, that's fun.
Fun.
Fun, fun, fun.
All right, now we can try to win.
That's T-Side of these days.
Do you guys know H-Mux?
No shot.
I can do like jungle con if I do that.
Hold up, you okay?
I attacked from behind.
And!
Yes, I didn't get tagged in any of their armor. Yes!
I'll be right behind you.
I'm on my way! On my way!
Nice!
Let me near to the side please.
Hello.
Okay.
I
Isn't it happen oh
My god
Not just to do please
Yeah, boss market this view model goes hard
You run back towards any a steal this one
Oh, okay.
This guy's a guy, he got it from around.
He's my HP, he was wrapped up.
I'm on to you.
I got a jump there.
I got a jump there.
Where was the jump?
There.
There's a tree.
There's a tree.
There's a tree.
There's a tree.
more you know no I've got a royal royal MVP
was that mean I mean like super MVP no like the music it's very royal like lush
Posh, that's a fun word to say, it's posh.
Yeah, I like saying posh.
Posh, that's good.
Poshing over.
Posh.
one
one
no way
so he'll die on these
he tried to plant triple
even if he's taken by your dad you're molly
What? That just flew out?
By himself?
Holy shit.
Nice shot. Nice shot. Nice shot.
Yeah, that guy was close.
Yeah, he was close.
Like, really?
well I'm poor I'm not but I'll buy an AK boy
half by you know I want to surround with AK
I'm gonna go walk out being killed one
probably probably
I can't tell if it's gonna get shot by an angle, I don't even know like this.
We'll see.
Marker window is kinda light.
I don't even know the smoke bar.
Yeah.
I like this fucker.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wait, you're not pushing.
I'm pushing over here.
Alright.
Why is this crewed?
You're crewed.
Oh.
one cat
flashed a cat
low-hands
landing for a cat
one more coming cat
one off in the market as well
I'm getting back in there
did flash for your market anybody?
I'm gonna go
yes, one more in his market
yeah
He has a high market.
Oh!
Don't peek!
And die!
Jesus.
Alright.
Absolutely.
I'm sorry.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Ain't no way he's 31 real age.
You think I'm younger?
You'd be.
Nice actually.
I should be younger.
I suppose not.
I suppose not now.
I think.
We're on flashback.
Flashback.
that's all the way, we don't have to come
you aren't down, uncle
you're going to hold the gun
oh my god
no, we would have sold you at the minute right there
he just moved slightly out of my image
Let's put the handle up
Is it trashy?
Yeah, yeah.
It was like on meter, it was just on meter!
I didn't even, ohhhh
Yeah, that hit a little bit of trashy
What a walker
God ducky
Captain's up
really
Just
Love it
Thanks
We all been there
You stuck right
Oh, yeah.
What?
I think.
What? Who would play?
How would it be?
I'm trying to make you say that again.
It's done.
One cat.
How is it?
Come on.
Two up there now.
Yeah, one CT.
Front hall.
Yeah.
One coming one.
P4.
Maybe you're pushing around.
I'm gonna flash moderate.
I'm gonna flash moderate.
It's all smart.
And NCT!
Oh yeah, let's go.
He's across.
He's on two.
I didn't think you'd see my head
Oh shot
I don't think you'd see my head there but that makes sense
I'm shot and hit the difficult
I don't know how he missed to be honest
Subtick? Subtick?
Uh...
They're probably saving one
They might have a couple forces though
They're probably saving
Might have a couple forces
Careful
Offsword count
Oh, there's another one pushing cat
One cat, one cat
If they're going up cat, I'm gonna go through the apps just...
Okay
That's right
one ass
hell yeah
i got stuck on something while i was moving so slowly
i don't know where i got it
it's like i'm real
so good
i think he saw him in ass
i think he saw his elbow
elbow
i think he's lying
He was telling the truth that's a sick little job well okay
easy. Okay. Yeah. Chunked. Hell yeah. Get chunked. Thanks Chunk. I'm gonna try to 1AK
this guy. I'm across jumping one shot. Yeah, if I run up or just hold the gap. Just run
throw flash yourself if you kill them I go out halls fast
I'm not entirely sure.
You guys gotta be spawned.
Yeah.
Got it.
He's gone.
Hello.
Oh.
Yep.
I'm gonna get him.
I don't know, no question.
I imagine it doesn't, because I feel like it's kinda weird that it's on the mini-map.
map. Radar, radar. Radar, radar. Well I killed the guy, he didn't expect it, so I'm gonna
do it again. Oh shit, I'll go home again. Alright, I mullied it. I mullied it last time.
Um, I don't know actually
Under under
I'm gonna ramp already too
No, Chong!
He has a molly, he should have used it already
It's over
Out through
He whiffed from the super, he whiffed out of the washroom
Four
I'll get the thing where you're just fucking sprayed.
Now not all this shit for fucking a time again.
No ties up in here.
Let's get this shit finished.
I'm going to go B, I'm just going to mark a window.
Yes, yes, yes.
We're just going to go to the 1HP market.
We're going all the way to the soil.
Yeah, I have to leave.
Dead cat.
The boss is where I am.
I'm over the door.
I have a window.
Nice.
We're doing it
We're doing it do I sign it
Do I send it out a you follow me up yeah
I'm a little behind but yeah
We're chalk
Yeah
That's a headshot, I hit him
Fuck yeah
I'm fucking on his head
There's default
TGPOL I guess
Fuck fuck fuck
That's my headshot, you gave me this fucking shit
Wait, does this game have guys? What happens at 12-12?
I think we get
O-T
1-0-T I'm pretty sure
2-T-1?
I don't think you end this, Ortiz.
Wait!
Oh, yeah, Chalk is locked in. Hold on.
Hold the fucking phone, I will play.
No, don't spray Chalk. You've been tapping well.
Oh my god, no, it's just the second
I'm hoping I get a kill here, but I don't know if I will.
I was not here to flash him up.
He fell.
He fell.
He fell.
He fell.
OOF
OOF
OOF
No way this guy spawned, there's just no way
OOF has been planted
Carousel, wait, here we go
My ass sir, my ass sir
the
Look, it's a smoke!
All we gotta do is go in there, plant the bomb, get the cache and get out.
Something bloody hard.
Caut, more window, I don't even know.
It's nendo smoke.
Yeah, there's vision point.
I'm watching cap, dude.
Turn, turn, turn.
Don't like, burn with it.
Alright, I don't like this at all.
I have one.
Hello?
I'm in the window if you...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm in the window.
Three are marked, I'm pretty sure.
Ah, fuck yeah.
Can we take contact?
Let me take contact and maybe I'll go kill, hold on.
Molly?
Molly, Ben.
One top mid, one top mid.
Okay.
Ah man.
Sandwall.
I didn't know you could-
I didn't know you could see that deep from man.
That's crazy.
That's a really deep angle.
That's right.
I think I top mid during fight, you fucker.
I can do con if someone doesn't want to go I do not know any smokes I'm not gonna lie
to you
I never crossed the pond.
Oh, I just hit that fucking console.
Yeah.
You take the barrage.
They haven't smoked all of it.
They're not on me.
We do.
They're up.
Can you smoke up?
I'm all in jungle, maybe?
I can come out of the house, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna try to look around.
I'm gonna do some arm, I'm all in the house.
I'm fighting spot there.
Yeah, I'm gonna do some arm, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Alright, you can try to flank, I'm watching you.
Nice.
Flash bench, flash bench, I'm gonna go, hell.
I'm watching the straws. Watch your straws. I'm careful.
Come on.
He just jump peeks that. That's really...
He can jump fucking clear that angle.
Fuck you Kelpy.
He's not a sports player, Kelpy?
What the fuck?
Little Slayslay is stylin'.
He's trying to get more parrys on me.
I
Well last round no, I think it's 16
Are you sure I'm pretty sure it's one by two sure
No, I think it's 16. I want to say it's first 16. I mean don't quote me on that, but I think it's 16
I'm flashing the car, I'm flashing the car now.
I'm just going to flash it under, under whatever.
I don't know, that's fine.
It's a bad smoke, but I'm not bad.
I'm so fated I was just called underpass
Oh, he's up out there, he's dead, he can be.
I don't see any room.
He's coming out, B.
Alright.
Oh, there out.
That's it.
Good hold.
That is said, good hold.
Good hold, good hold.
You're right 16
Does that mean it could tie 15 15
smoke, smoke on your way to the top, Croms
smoke one
that hour of death
fake ski?
last round?
I stopped
nice
I almost saw one
yeah, just careful to reset mid probably
So, peaking mid.
There's an off-village.
Careful of the direct peek.
I'm all in, Bella.
Yep, I'm just trying to spot him.
I swam dead.
One ramp, out ramp.
Dude, don't think he's Tetris.
Hell yeah.
You can flash, you can flash for me.
Flash, flash?
One Tetris.
Tetris is low.
Connector, connector, connector.
GG!
GG, is that complete?
It's a one-year model.
Good job.
Can you set up for how it is?
GG's dunk.
GG's. GG's. Can you sign me bro?
Yeah, yeah, I got you dunk.
Thank you, thank you.
Finally a win? What do you mean?
We got lost.
We lost yesterday. A lot, actually.
Why are we arguing about who's the better CS pro?
People get really salty when they say I'm good at this game.
All the people get really upset.
People get very upset when they're like,
yeah, Shroud was good at this game once.
They're like, no, he wasn't.
Really competing against some of the best players in the world.
Okay.
Alright.
Ah, that's not that good, though.
Bro, take the drop.
Uh, what? Oh, it's free? That's the thing?
Okay, I got you
I think when people say
When they say someone's good, they're not they don't mean they're the best player in the world
They just mean
That player was good or is good. Sorry
What?
I don't hear you.
Did you sign his profile?
No.
I know you were looking forward to that.
No.
Well, maybe I should.
He was kind of cool.
I'm signing a profile right now.
Maybe I should sign his profile.
I haven't signed a profile in years.
What I'm saying?
It's like saying every CS pro is good.
They are.
I think if you've got a good profile, you're going to be a pro player, and you're
going to be a pro player.
They are. I think if you've gone to several majors and competed at them, you are a good player.
That's it. Like what do you mean?
You think those players are bad? You think players that compete against other really good players are bad? No, they're still good.
They're still good.
How many people can say they've even been to a major, you know?
I think even people that get, like, a trial or just, like, a chance to go just once in
my eyes, those people are still really, really good.
I've been to a master's golf tournament, hell yeah.
Wait, that's sick, actually.
Why not face it? Too much work.
Like, set up your whole thing and then you gotta restart your computer and...
The whole thing, it's like the main reason I'm not playing Valorant, it's like a whole thing too.
I just want to open the game, and I want to click play. That's all I want. I don't want to open another client.
I don't want to do any funny business. I just want to click play. That's it.
No more, no less.
I
Novel content, but I like it. Thank you. Thank you
Oh someone's rank up game on our team
And someone just ranked up is that right 25k that means they're on their D rank game because the stars are falling
I don't want to play any of these maps.
Yeah, it's tough.
They really don't want to play this.
I'm sorry we might get it.
I mean, I'm okay with either of these.
I mean, overground is kind of hard to play as a puggie.
You may have heard of my previous video where I posted the video of the game of the game
of the game.
I'm going to resubd you into that primary role, what do you think?
You're going to say thank you, or no?
Baby Shark, baby shark is the baby shark song.
Yes.
All right.
I don't raise a prime these days.
But I am some D already.
someone get them here or something
if you want to give you some still
wait until you're a vijillionaire
yeah of course
akm get through 7-11
akm's a dog, can't lie
yeah that guy is a dog
I did lose about a thousand subs recently, I don't know what happened.
They went bye bye.
He probably did something last month.
Yeah, something gave me a thousand boosts, I don't know what it might have been.
I think that people don't sub to give me money, they sub to not get ass.
Which is fair, honestly.
Yeah, that is fair.
I don't know if you even start fucking...
Do that.
I'm coming.
I'm connected.
I have turbo and I still sub?
Wait, you're not subbed to me.
Are you?
I don't see it, wait.
Oh, maybe my chatter, you know it's fucked. I can't see any of myself.
Too long.
I just gonna shoot fuck me.
There's like four subs in chat right now. I can't see a single sub icon actually
So I think that's a me issue
Hey, I need to turn I need to log into my chat arena so I can see my son
Hello, I am so oh, yeah, I see none
One down.
One party in the lawn.
Yeah.
One party in the lawn.
Yeah.
One party in the lawn.
Yeah.
so bad so bad why you like buy that gun I'm done
I'll never bind it again. That's fine. Dude, if I had a pg-50 I wouldn't.
I just, I'm never doing that again. That was the last straw. The final straw? Not doing it. I'm done. No de-glyver again.
Nope.
That gun fucking sucks.
what they do to my boy what do they do to my boy
I
Five seven yeah, I mean five sevens always been insane five seven is the gun
I think I'm through the wall, I did, 14-1 through the wall.
one fucking party yeah six five two sixty stairs and play on party
if you want to push along I'll push along if it doesn't matter it doesn't matter who does it
you can do two parties if you want I'll push along
HP. I don't need to see it.
Watch out, he's going to miss me now.
I'm going to try to move right here.
He's not walking.
What? There's no way this guy walks out after that.
Actual robot.
I'm going to ult, pal.
He said he's going to ult.
Don't I heard?
I'm gonna hold pal
It's our traders all over again, here's one sand this one
It could walk up it could be close to you said
What's wrong?
It's hard for you to guess
That's a spawned.
Actually, it comes here.
I don't think it will, but...
Up for a second
It was one of those half-clears where like you're probably not there so you don't like actually expected and then he's there and then you with
Why just a further angle
Yeah, that's your shiny mode, the 20 meter range.
20?
Yeah, they're too close.
Can't do it.
20 meter range.
That's where you shine.
Right, that's where I crit.
Yeah, I crit from that.
That's what I do.
You tell.
Oh, it sucks.
Not far, not far.
I'm not sure what the f**k
They sent one person while I was dead, this guy's got hexagons by the way, this guy's
not gonna shit it, I'm not even kidding
Lizard?
I like that name, Lizard I got a gun
any good surprise me
you make a honest way again
saving hell no
Lizard
Lizard
care care care
they double
I don't like this coming up
Oh my god I instantly was a 20 coming up
I think that was the dinked guy too That's the worst feeling in the world when you dink
so hard and then die Was it cold?
Uh, yeah Dinked death, it's guys are really fucking good man
Yeah, I'm getting nothing but over there.
Yeah, welcome to Counter Strike, brother.
Oh, double frag the smokes we had.
Welcome to Counter Strike.
I think I should have found a hind-off to the way I got it.
Yeah, the flash? I don't know, the flash was weird that the flash was good on one of them and then the other was done.
what's on this side is taken
by the ship by the ship
okay i'm never using the five seven again
it's a it's a pgp of the angle
always and forever
pgp of the bread and butter
We're already in sight, I'm pretty sure, maybe.
One's late.
Probably not.
We're late.
I'm just gonna go along.
Yeah, I don't think he's inside, actually.
We're doing 250.
One's flanking B.
They're gonna B.
of the
of the
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
I
Shit yeah
Wish I knew
Yeah, I don't know a single smoke on this map
You can't remember them like I know them like the second I start playing it comes back. I know you crouch there
Not quite, not quite.
I didn't see any big monster, I didn't see any big monster.
Any BDSM today?
Wait what is BDS on me?
Is it out? Is it serving?
Yeah, it's not good.
They're coming.
I'm sure.
Every time.
No way.
He's low.
Frontside.
Frontside.
No way.
I had a good 99.
This map might not be it.
It's really hard.
The A guys are like, it's so heavily reliant on the A guys.
Hopping tight right, he's dead.
What a nice, pretty good.
This map is, I think, uh, we need to fight this, always,
every round.
Yeah, I mean, I just, we're just losing it back here every time.
I'm gonna off-long it, this friend.
I'm gonna get aggressive.
I'm about to get fucking...
I shouldn't have said that all along.
Flashing the sewer.
I'm gonna die.
I'll connect.
I should never say anything out loud.
I
Know
They're up
Hey, this guy's got a cute picture
Hi, 360
That's your picture. Yeah, it's cute
I thought that would be a one shot, I don't know why.
Maybe we just give up all the front part of A and just play the side.
Good.
Did it not begin?
No, I had a lot of money. We were full loss and I had a lot of money.
You're Richard famous.
Yeah, that was me in the trunks!
I'm on a boost.
Sure!
How does that boost when we talk about a box of water?
That was mine probably to throw back. What's going on today?
Oh, they're up. They got control. They're up long.
How long are they?
He fell back, monster.
No.
One more divider, inside.
It's bomb. It's a big. They're gonna go B, I think.
For sure. That's not a double-dink. I'll get them.
That's a long guy.
His head rocking back there.
He's on, he's on to us.
That is not relying.
You opening cases yet? No, I'm done. It's not happening, I promise.
I promise.
Flash or no?
Oh, you're okay.
They're both here, both there.
This is going well, we just did four I think we get four I think we're in good
I'll escape all of them once, sir.
Nice good round boys, good round.
That's probably the Max or Sigma.
Party.
Damn, you could find them.
And press one.
I'm here to launch!
Zero one and off.
We got one in here again.
Let's go!
Oh, he said there's 5B! 5B fast!
Ever feel like revisiting PUBG? Not really, because you just play bots.
You literally just play bots. Nobody... Unfortunately nobody plays PUBG anymore.
anymore so it's either you're playing bots or you're playing like people who
never stopped playing
like pubg and pubg in North America is
raising that.
Got two flashes and a smoke. It's interesting how popular pubg is in like
China and stuff but yeah. I was gonna smoke fucking like middle of site I don't
Hey, hey, no one
You're on the way
You're pushing back
I mean it was a nice shot maybe that upset about it okay yeah dice jump swarming
oh yeah these guys are fucking nasty actually
Yeah, we're getting fucking clothes lined and they're whiffing on these guys
There's no way yeah, there's no way we would have been so dead
A lot of games China are still active they don't have the whole dead game mindset that the West has
I just think there's more gamers over there and there's more people right?
So it kind of makes sense like in North America there's not there's actually not
that many gamers so games in North America kind of die quick and the worst
is if you're from Australia that just sucks you don't get to play anything if
you're an Australian game or you just play single player games over
good
well
got out
here take this
got it, I got you
I
Nice
Ah, a pun. A pun, J. The plan.
I can't one of them, I believe.
What would make PUBG good again?
Probably nothing man.
People kind of just, you know, they move on and play other games.
I don't think PUBG itself is doing wrong.
I lost my Glock.
Oh, that's just...
Come on, let's get this started!
It came for me.
I guess.
I have one water.
I
Flash over the water you want
God damn it
Holy fuck it shit
Get through water
Why am I spraying why I'm spraying why I'm spraying
I hit you for nothing what six damage got it. That's even possible
how did that all they do six fucking game I'm confused
you crouch when shooting I unfortunately do and I need to not do that
I need to play for more valorance so I could be good at this game
Wow, just fucking flying up, Mach speed.
Mach speed, yeah dude.
That's it.
Oh god, really.
That'd be a GG go next, game angle, you know?
Yeah, probably, unless I go absolutely bananas right now.
I think I'm doing that to be honest
I almost stabbed you in the back there are no urban in the back
Surely he doesn't walk through again
They're making blue, I'm pretty sure.
Careful.
Damn, quacks, okay.
Flashing to the left.
Black bank.
I'm going to throw the black bank.
I'm hurt, let me down.
I think they're making blue.
I'm going long still.
Pure body shots.
Oh boy boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy I think he probably got sheeped with it out and just kind of
of
the
of
the
of
I have like one more second.
That went well.
I think.
Yes.
Nice.
Aye.
Good Jesus.
All good.
That went well.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got the most deaths. That's pretty cool.
I think I died every round. No, close though, close, almost every round.
Cool. We go again? What's your mark?
I don't even know if I'll get placed. I might not even play again. This might be my last
day I might just go learn smokes I feel like I don't know I might just go learn
some smokes this month make sure I remember them and we're gonna go
go to cs nades or whatever cs2 nades learn some shit
You're having fun, Preston.
Yeah, I like CS.
Damn solid FPS grind in that BDO, let's go.
I don't bet shit. That's why I was not
Attention because it goes to the same two maps. We got lizard on our team
Lizard lizard lizard
It's got so tired to play the same two fucking maps
That's June rush
It's just all it's 80 to 90 percent of the games are on these two maps
Well, it's cuz the other maps are shit. No one wants to play fucking overpass. No one wants to play
a new bit. Well, actually, a new miss is kind of cool.
Ancient? Who the fuck wants to play ancient?
The reason why everyone plays defaults does to the Mirage is cuz the maps are actually good.
They need to just get rid of the others.
I think Mirage is so boring.
I think a new miss ends.
like I think ancient's okay, it's not bad
I don't like the noise though, I've decided
I heard.
This is what we're playing for.
I'll be counting, counting, counting, counting.
Can I get him?
I'm in alls, nothing, nothing.
I'm in alls, nothing.
Oh my ass.
Come on, come on, come on.
They're just, they're like, they're like...
That is a fucking knife.
Wait, what with that one?
Fuck a knife?
I need to smoke.
Oh, Fraggers. Fuck, real fuck.
Ooh!
Lizard.
What?
Heh.
T.T.
I should have killed the guy called me.
What are these little lightning bolts?
That means that they, yeah, if you hover it's how many weeks in a row they play CS.
Like these guys on the 12 week.
You know, they play a lot.
X people.
I remember seeing someone was, I remember when I played this last, someone was on like
like a 70 something street
just fucking insane
employment medal
does that mean they play every day? they don't miss a day of the week?
I don't actually know to be honest
I wasn't playing when that came out
jump in the window from cat
Oh B and cat
Oh, you just do the XP per week
How the hell could you see with that pot in the way?
I couldn't.
Alright, who's playing well on the gun round?
Hey, bomb site.
We're gonna fight for mid or no?
Fuck yeah.
Okay, here we are.
got flashed over mid
lean, got a smoke
grab one right?
yep
place it in your plate
flashed over mid
yeah
i was in the plate
hold up
drop it
flashed over mid
flashed over mid
flashed over mid
i flashed myself
i love that for me
did they ever have a flash?
nope
what is it all?
What is that?
Okay.
What?
They're smoking, looking dead at me through the smoke, that's good shit.
They're sitting there, crouching in the open, that's wild.
No, I mean not necessarily, that's just weird.
It's my fault, I was talking to smoke early, I should've waited for you guys.
I'll chop through that shit.
Did he make it into this window?
They looked like it at the end.
Yep, I think it is. Hold your phone back.
Oh, Shanna is 50.
I have slot spotter.
Flash cap?
They got a cap.
MP7 blood spores.
One cap.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One ladder.
One cat.
You keep it when you CS at all?
No.
Two.
I feel like if I kept double CS I'd at least have smokes.
Then you'd see them.
Just keep it in the street.
God, soul maps.
I'm all in now.
I'm all in now.
They mollied me out.
There's a third guy.
He's cutting across the side.
He's still mollied.
Not bad.
They can go up chat.
One in the house.
This one.
We're good or not.
Holding out.
They could boost my kill.
Why not fucking headshot these bros?
It makes no sense.
Fucking two bursts of that guy back man.
Nada.
Nothing.
Dude.
One cat.
oh my god oh my god oh my god
you could be walking out of absence yeah get right there
how do I get to the scissors?
nice
I don't have a shampoams dude
nice shampoams dude
think of a low, I would've died if not
yes, come on
I'll lull you over
yes sir, yes sir
yes sir, yes sir
62 and 2
I don't fully know how I did that much
dammit
2
whoever's playing con, they're the cons of
I don't have to go to the cons
I think I shot through the wall.
This looks bomb-tired.
Here's next to... I don't know.
These game-tip boxes are for sure fucked.
Flashing.
Three out.
My flash did nothing.
Nothing.
They can go up, Con.
Yeah.
Up Con, Con.
One down there.
In window.
Jungle, Con.
Jungle, Window, Con.
I
Can't believe my
They fucked me like three times already
So I'm gonna drop one
Yeah
He's gonna go all the way down there
Yeah
Flash in the...
Out mid or out
Oh there he goes
Sure they don't get one digged
Can't beat boxes
One's still around here
I'm going CT. I want CT. Hold right, bomb right. Hold on, Palace. Hold on, Palace.
On the Aliette. One Palace.
Pan, Tetris, Con. Damn, that's sad. No fucking way. We just lost this.
Hold on, they got it, they got it. Still Palace 1.
I'm sure he's going to play this game for this game
I can drop it again
A4 or A1S?
Uh, A4
Honestly, there's no way to play A4
But I got A4, Tom
Not a while, man
I'm going to go for the Palace pick
I'm going to play A1
I'll watch you then
There
I'll move on.
I'll flash him.
I'll flash him.
He's on Con.
One more.
Flash him over.
Just key tuck.
Connector.
Connector.
I'll be one more.
Cat and Con.
I'll be cat.
Cat and Con.
Cat and Con.
He's right there.
Um...
When you shoot, I go.
He's right side.
He's right there.
You're a talent, sweetie.
Pee-pee, lemon, squee-pee.
Bro, I was full weight, this guy's popped on, like...
Oh, he got there so fast, so I fucking paid.
He, I honestly thought it was my teammates, like, jungle.
I'm like, oh, okay, my top teammate, fucking, it's him.
I'm gonna shoot at the shangha.
I drop here.
Thanks for that.
Dude have we run into an asshole in the shooters?
No.
No?
I feel like we have, alright.
Oh, uh, pop some mo-coff you guys this time.
Everyone's really nice.
Yeah, I noticed that.
Where are people that aren't shooting?
Out in there.
Already right out there.
Get the go-kart.
Yeah, watch me, watch me.
One's on their car.
I did short and my name was short you think they're more toxic in this game
I'm not a good very nice Valorant or no?
No, god no
This game is just a bunch of dads so it's a little bit more nice right like the people that play are
It makes sense
It's just the game breeds dads I mean it's like a classic right it's a cult classic
Valorant, Valorant is that new that new shit, you know
How come the top says 5-4, there you go.
Why does it say 5-4 at the top of my screen, but it says 5-5, what the fuck does that mean?
Oh, that's the rounds.
That makes sense.
Wow.
Am I good?
That wasn't a bait, by the way.
Bro, am I having a stroke?
Wow.
That was not rage bait.
I was serious.
I was serious.
Oh my god.
Am I good?
I didn't think you'd just swing me there, that's good.
Rob checked out, I think.
What's E-box? Is that E-box?
I wouldn't have known, but
Damn, you forgot that that's called...
Dude, I just forgot what round it was.
Like, I looked at the top of my screen, I was like, why does it say 5-4?
I didn't know what that meant.
That's fucking crazy.
Dude, I'm so lost right now. I'm so lost.
I'm gonna cap.
You said I wasn't locked in.
Oh, no, I'm so no, I don't even want to play anymore. I'm so I'm so out of it
That's the beauty of it. Yeah, you can do what you want. I've been checked out since we started
I can't believe it, this time can't be crazy.
I just discovered free will, yeah, do what I want.
I'm falling deep, Ct.
Missed my, Ct.
I've learned I have fun with this game one day out of every, like, three to six months.
So I think what I need to do is what I did before, which is play less.
I've noticed the more I play this game, the more I don't have a good time.
And the less I play the more of a good time I have
It was the same thing that happened when I competed too when I competed if I played this game too much
I didn't have a good time
I guess you to play the game a little less that's all like two days back to back is no good
I think I'll just play in like three weeks or something at the tournament a
Little Ludwig thing and then that'll be it
Yeah, some of my best, some of my best performances of playing this game ever was when I played
at the least.
That's just how my brain is.
The more I play something, the more I do something, I just, I don't know, I'm fucking,
I'm out of it.
One, two, three, nine, 13.
There we go.
Let's go, despair.
Get it out!
I'm going nothing.
33, bottom up.
Is he alright?
I think I saw him alright.
Unfortunately.
Got the shit?
Easy.
Yeah, you win these, okay? Oh, yeah, it's over.
Oh, okay, for sure, just full running. This game makes no sense.
full fucking sprint
running around just shooting air and i'm there
all good
so what's the call?
rush me?
the classic? the classic?
Yeah
Damn he was there fast dude
is it? yeah it's kind of crazy
that fast? yeah just because we're not safe you know
the window player can jump cat in like 2 seconds
fuck
but they were there fast to be too fair
but also they just jumped from window
and started to rotate
uh oh
let's go let's go
of the
of the
of the
of
the
of
the
technique is that not bottom on we're in bench oh bench yeah bottom car yeah
that's right that would be that'd be a little further what we did yellow yellow
orange and still under orange about fuck now right here I don't know see those
Welcome to the game
No way
I'm waiting till season 2.
I think I could smoke stairs.
I'm gonna be honest, I never knew him.
I didn't have to.
Yeah.
At least it is now where you have to know all the fucking incidents.
Fuck that.
Fuck jokes.
Click heads, huh?
Click heads.
Hunter.
Bro, you're gonna take my head.
What the fuck?
I don't know what to do to kill him.
Was it his gun?
I don't know what to do to kill him.
I don't know what to do to kill him.
I feel like it flew too far to be as gone.
Maybe we're in the same shit.
I got windows one.
Maybe we just need to scream it out there.
I'll spank the smoke on you, yeah.
Flashbang.
Flashbang out.
Dead window.
Oh.
He's still alive.
Flash over.
I'm dead.
No way.
Wow.
That guy's crazy.
That's your cat, man.
Oh, you're gonna be one?
Oh, you got it.
Double thing.
That guy's crazy.
One more, man.
I thought you heard him.
I'm flashing.
Alright.
That's fine.
Groudy Shrappy.
What's up?
We need to play Halo Infinite, don't we?
Slayer.
Halo is not real on DP either.
Swat Slayer.
I got that triple dub with Antenesis, let's go team.
Come on, let's go.
I need some water.
I fucked up
He's warmed up
I'm gonna do this before
Nice
T-Side is so much easier in this game. You just have to fucking run it down.
And if you run it down on CT side, you just die.
You just gotta do it together, but I think it's just because this map, you need fucking money.
Like they need to stop us from running.
It's poor.
Or you're just better on T-Side.
They're both there.
Holy fuck.
That guy moved fast.
That one?
Oh, he's got his shit on me.
They're both?
I think it's both.
Both of these.
They're both there.
I just hide, oh okay.
What's the 9-9 mean at the top?
Dude, you know why it was confusing though?
Because it was 5-5.
Or sorry.
The player count was 5-5.
So the 5-4 really threw me off.
You know?
Like if it said 9-9, like it does now or 9-10, it makes sense.
But because it was 5-5,
and it said 5-4, it really threw my brain for a spin.
What can I do with shitty teammates?
It's like when I play Valorant, I don't know what side I'm on. That happens a lot too.
It's actually confusing.
Valorant is really confusing into what side you're on sometimes.
That's the only game where I've thought I'm on the opposite side like I'm
diffusing instead of not it may or may not have launched around with that
potentially
Wait, where's the second one?
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Nice try. All five people are there. Let me in a catalyzed way. It's obvious.
I get out of that again.
I've been getting success, you know.
Yeah, I can't even enter the window just to film.
Gotcha.
Oh, the run dude.
You guys go through the actual tunnel.
Cab.
Yeah, I'm gonna make out with flashing over it.
I see you.
I'll be one more side.
I'm gonna be in the smoke.
Mark it.
I'm gonna use the door on the left side.
On site?
door
They're fast as fuck I can't believe be a first games I played in like the last three days
days where it didn't feel like someone was like saucer-tuning.
Are they jumping across like stairs or not?
I was gonna go down there.
I need a mousepad, man. I've had this mousepad for like a year.
Uh... I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it. I think so.
I think Molly had to do it.
Are you worried about the hot elements burning marks on the OLED?
It doesn't happen much anymore, under press 1.
I don't know what's up with them.
Flash on cap.
Come on.
Pressure spawn.
They pushed there.
Yeah.
We should probably just...
Yeah, it's going to be rough.
You guys need an entry like now.
I'm going to push off.
I'm going to try.
Oh, I died there really me me
We're doing it we're doing it
nice yeah I got window again I made a little comeback shoes yeah that's rough
huh it was eight four half before half they won pistol
made a little comeback I don't know if you're out there for any monitor did money
No
One window once there's he might be clear then that's true
It's plenty
Oh my
dude
dude
he's full sprinting man
he's not long people
might have a kill i guess
i don't know
nice
i woulda went for some crazy shit
i don't know why i woulda tried to be
off that windows though
kill him
fuck dude
Split me oh like Scott. I got full running fucking double guns and so
Yeah, I'm gonna try to get past the guy cat holding like a sick little hop
Pretty weak madam be
No the perfect situation
another OT game? my team's got those
what do I smoke here?
Nice nice top red. Let's go
Gotta get that 22 damage over you
I like don't want to play more, but I do just need two more wins
To do
Wait, how do you see that?
Uh, Tab. You can see the little...
The little person?
On the left side, yeah, the two peeps.
Two more wins.
So we're ranked.
Wow, wowee, wowee.
You feel like I'm burnt down on all the FPS games?
Uh...
Yeah, I mean, I've...
This year because I'm not feeling comp games as much as I once was this year is more of a single-player game
Year for me. I'm gonna be playing a lot of like just random games. I haven't played before like I wanted to play the last
Of us two never have I wanted to play God of War Ragnarok never have
Fun little games like play the spire never played that shit
Well, Skaw up to these days?
Well, he was playing Black Desert yesterday, but Skaw raids in WoW, and then Skaw raids
in WoW, and he raids in Lost Ark.
And I got him to play BDO again, so we're all playing BDO again.
Herso Battlegrounds, me and Hannah have been playing recently.
That's pretty fun.
I think I enjoy that game a lot more than I thought.
I would.
Joss still plays Lost Ark?
Yeah, I know.
It's cool, I mean, when you play Lost Ark with your friends, all you need with Lost Ark is like,
if you ignore all...
Like, if you're not a Steam Chart Andy, don't be a Steam Chart Andy, bro.
There's so many good games out there that have no players.
But yeah, Lost Ark, all you need is a couple of friends, and if you have a couple of friends, you'll have a great time.
How can we play in BDO again? I want something to grind.
I want, so, when I grind, I grind Diablo a lot.
I like, if I have an hour or 30 minutes, I'll jump on Diablo.
But instead, if I have an hour or 30 minutes, I want to jump on BDO.
Just because I haven't played that game in a while, it can be fun.
Wow, POE2?
That was good as Diablo, but I don't know what to tell you.
Maybe with the next update, but...
POE2 keeps missing.
This after this after this.
PD2 is coming out April 24th?
Wait, there's another PD2 season?
What?
April 24th PD2.
Wait, that's sick.
I mean, I'll play a Sorc Hydra build.
Holy shit, so when we get ranked,
are we doing something else or what?
Uh, I don't know.
We're gonna play PDO all day.
I do have to go soon because I have a doctor's appointment.
Couldn't play long, so I'm not sure.
I might, I might have to go actually in two games.
And if the timing, if the timing doesn't work out.
What are you getting done?
Just check up?
Let's roll.
Yeah, well, no.
I wanna get a check up done, but just meeting with a,
like I wanna have a doctor, you know what I mean?
Like a go-to guy.
So I'm meeting with someone for that.
That makes sense.
just to meet the person probably talk about whatever the fuck I don't know what
you talk about what's it called when you consultation is that right yeah
it does to read men please how did we go from the lobbies we're just playing
into this like what what did our master just go
a bunch of coughing babies or call an oscopy oh yeah call an oscopy I'm do
We're dude, call off squeeze are earlier and earlier these days
Like I probably should get one soon you should probably go on soon too. Yeah
I'll never get asked cancer. You know, sucks is I know I'm fated to live like to be 120 years old
You know, I don't want it
I'm just a butt, you know, it's just I got it
Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely gonna die to some cancer at some point so I definitely should get my butthole checked
Let me touch your butt hole while you're on it.
Okay.
Let's do it to the boys.
Do people really do consultations to decide what doctors you're primary?
No, people just go to one and use them until they don't like them?
I mean, it's a concierge doctor.
Fucking anything that's like...
God, cancer sucks.
Sucks pancreatic cancer so bad ass cancer is like so bad
Ask answers become more common to that's what I'm saying. I should go get my fucking butthole checks
Should probably
And I just got hers
It's good
you
Safe and sound
Safe and sound
Too long
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I didn't know they're that far up.
I'm sorry.
Dude!
I'm sorry, 1v3. Give me 10, okay?
Dude!
I thought I had some time!
Where's the ace?
Get the ace, get the ace.
Oh, never mind.
Nice! Good save. Back for the dead.
Nice.
coolfire105 more like cool guy
but that's cancer is one of the most
more treatable cancers
wait are you rich?
who?
fuck yeah, don't flip like doppy
oh, i never mind, i don't know what to say
the gloves
I'm running
I'm gonna flash for you
No, that was perfect
Let's go Lalo
Lalo Shalamanca I'm with you
Go fast
of the
of of of of
of
of
You're telling me you don't know who that is actually?
The Hector or Celebunca, how about him?
Oh no, the Breaking Bad guy.
No, wrong.
Oh shit. Better call Saul.
No, that's Jimmy fucking McGill, man! Are we good?
My bad, my bad.
The Boyer guy, I like that.
Why am I putting a scout? Am I stupid?
You gonna hit?
Yeah.
I
There's no
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
You ain't never seen this
I'm like
I was on that guy's head
Two
HOW DID THAT BODY BE?!
All right, all right.
What happened, Mikey, mad?
You get naded?
What on?
I might say, okay, this guy gave up.
Wait, we won?
Yeah, we won.
How long? How long? How long?
I'm flashing for you behind you.
I have another flash.
Flash in.
Turn, turn, turn.
I'm fighting, I'm fighting my rights.
Hold the pit
Two are at least long
Well, I'm still learning
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's an angle?
I'd find out.
Got an Xbox.
Oh, that guy's so chill.
He's on the other side.
See that cat?
Hold me, hold me.
Buh.
What?
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Okay!
How does that kill them?
Back, back, back!
That's actually a nice shot.
Wait.
We'll do a contract right now?
almost top minute don't ask like I'm wrapping from law I'm talking right now
yeah I feel like this interesting can't clear what
Oh shit lower lower
Joshua
I don't know
Wow, the burst.
You try Grey Zone Warfare?
Sir, no.
Stop hiding.
Grey Zone Warfare, I'm probably not going to play until they fix the LZs.
However, war dogs.
You like the Croy, right?
The Croy, the Croy's good.
Yeah.
Do you see Val getting rid of Franchising in 2027?
No, but they definitely should.
I'm gonna go for the other one.
Hey.
I'm going to smoke.
What the hell is that guy doing?
Thank you, Ana.
Throw in your grenade.
This game makes no sense, man.
I feel like it's more random than Valorant.
I'll just say it
We're so many shots are just hitting and fucking while sliding and moving and it's just like bro
What the fuck how are my bullets shooting so straight? I
Don't get it. I don't get it
It's because I totally don't feel that I feel like I don't get the good RNG to like move and shoot
I definitely got this way
but now it is now it is valor valance a little bit more robotic
oh my god I'm ass
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I should not have taken that guy's up.
That was a mistake.
That was a mistake.
You kinda look lost, honestly. I'm not gonna lie.
Well, I didn't know the angles.
Am I... I should talk over that?
No, I didn't know the angles. I didn't know how that, like, you know, who could see what there. It's weird.
You don't work for any commandoes, I can't lie.
Oh, no, that'll be fine.
You never...
I'm not sure.
I smoke too.
God, dude, this fucking fucking thing.
I
Mackle ten
Wait, when was the project Diablo 2 season again was it April 24th or 26?
Which one was it? Oh my god, it's guys fall across here
What
I have a chance. Good luck.
That's the ping dip, I swear.
24.
You didn't even get a chance, old mangle.
40 ping feels like 100 on this game, I'll say it.
24th, okay, 24th.
Because I think the Diablo season is the 26th.
Have you ever seen...
Have you gone back and look at CSGO?
Or 28th.
And how fucking shite they were?
No.
Dude, they look horrible compared to these smokes. It's crazy.
We really don't know what we had. We're half.
See if she's a good game.
Little random but good.
One more over here.
Upcoming.
Alright, well...
Nice!
Oh yeah, taxes. Fuck, good call.
I gotta send some I send my fucking log in information
Yeah, I do a lot of work there gonna send my log in information to somebody
Take care. I uh, I actually give my taxes two months ago. I think I
Had to
I'm glad to be caught up on taxes
I
They're going to come to you, little dink.
One is long.
Oh, one long?
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
I'm just hitting bodies.
You cat.
So many bodies.
Where's my assist?
If you had to, could you do your own?
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
if you had to could you do your own my own taxes no I'm probably go I probably do
like turbo tax or some shit yeah that in that pic in that picture to the hard
Geez is that Miku? Who's this?
Fuck is Miku. Oh, yeah, it's Miku Ali Miku Ali
Brother we get so we get taxed so much in Canada. Oh, yeah, I never actually had to pay Canadian taxes
Actually
That's not true. I did I did have to pay once I think one year
Maybe two years? I don't know, I had a guy for that.
I'm gonna do a deep smoke.
I'm gonna flash.
He's in the smoke. Okay, they're all in the smoke. It's a party.
CK
I'm castle
So you pay Cali taxes which probably works in Canada?
Not really, actually. I'm from Toronto and Toronto taxes are about the same as California taxes
Man
He's low on window
Now imagine how much the juicer gets taxed doesn't he live in like Puerto Rico or something?
Not sure why anyone at all who makes money would live in California because it's the
best state in the fucking world what do you mean have you gone outside have you been
here don't go to LA though LA sucks don't go there just don't go everywhere around
It's in there! Don't go there! That place sucks!
Pretty much.
There's a reason why it's so fucking expensive. It's not expensive for nothing.
It's expensive because it's fucking hot commodity, dude. Everyone else would be here.
Well, the people that can be here, the people who can afford it.
It's unfortunate, but... I mean, hey, I guess you could go to, like, different parts of California. That's a little cheaper, right?
You don't have to be, like...
You don't have to be in like the popping spots you're like fucking I was Santa Barbara or something
Santa Barbara still nice
Okay
Look at the D.
One cat close to the smoke.
I'm with you, just hold this shit.
Don't get it.
Did we get close Michael? Flash?
Yeah, hit it.
Flashing.
One's not under.
Not a.
What, what's in lower tons?
I think they're gonna be, boys.
Ain't going to lie.
Let's try out long, which doesn't look good.
A lot of people are going to be dead.
Florida is America's smelly basement.
Yeah, I don't know if we could ever live there.
But, we could visit.
Visiting Florida is fine.
Living there, not so much.
I'll wait here if you wanna run it.
Alright, good call.
Good flash, you know.
One's... tunnels.
I'm just gonna jump in all about the weather for me man it's all about the
weather like Florida is just too humid that's why I could visit but I don't
think I could stay there Texas is bipolar you painted taxes this year
make a big big amount of scrilla or what um I don't think this year I made
it's not last year was a big year I don't think this year was there wait
I guess that would be, I guess that would be, yeah, yeah, I know maybe I did, I'm pretty
sure last year was the most money I've ever made in a year.
Why?
How's that, that's not my, matching, matching mixture, yes, matching.
What?
Yeah, I know, I don't know how.
Is that just, that's gotta be gains through investments.
I have no idea, but when my CPA came back and they told me how much I made, I was
like, I'm sorry.
Ow, how's that even possible?
it's gotta be the investments has to be no fence or anything.
Okay.
There's one site.
There's one site.
No.
One more site.
We're at the box.
And the reason I know this is because I was trying to get the data because I was trying
to go into the...
You know what?
It may not have been last year.
It may have been a year prior.
I don't remember what year it was.
it was I was trying to get myself under the Forbes the Forbes streamer thing that came out and then
they denied me and I was like bro really there was this thing there's a there's like a Forbes
content creator earning thing like recently what was it Forbes top creator 2025 yeah I was
trying to get into that so I applied to the Forbes Forbes top creator in 2025 because my earning
was just like through the fucking roof in 2025 and then they rejected me I can't
even like so crazy it must be nice to be you it is nice yeah honestly can I just
don't get why they would reject me like go look at the Forbes top go look at
the Forbes top content creators in 2025 look at that list and tell me why I
they didn't they didn't have it I don't get it
probably because you only game like what do I need to do do I need to fucking
oh outside be fucking T spawn do I need to get like political or something like
are saying excuse you was on it he can even make works is there that's what I'm
I was like a little bum when they rejected me like actually I was a little sad. I was a little sad
I don't know why I don't know what I did wrong
It's you're telling me a shrimp fried this right
Maybe I was too controversial maybe I was too controversial to be on the Forbes list. There's a chance
Where should we look bomb
Chill for a little bit, won't make clothes
Oh boys
You're really out there
I got flanks
Honestly, you guys might be right. I think in the Forbes thing
They were looking for craters that are like, not just gamers.
Alright, let's get out of Long, you know?
Got a smoke for cross, I'll get you out of Long, I got two bangers.
Like, they were probably looking for more IRL, Instagram, TikTok, like, shit.
I'm like probably the worst content creator
You know I mean like I'm I'm a content creator
But I'm like the worst one because I don't do anything
You know what I mean?
Like me me summit and lyric me summit and lyric or content creators, but we're the we're bad at what we do
Because we just we just play games
Wait for smoke cross.
Wait for smoke cross.
Just gonna hit to the smoke one more time.
Thanks.
Oh, good little demon.
We need to make a Forbes list of terrible content creators.
Me, Summit, Eric, Soda.
And that list will just consist of people who play games and that's it, aka bad creators.
Taric, we'll just get a list of only gamers.
That'll show Forbes. That'll show him. Can I get a drop?
Yeah.
Someone got me an F4.
This one, okay, it's boss.
Only gamers.
Flash on.
You're doing pretty good for a bad creator.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Honestly, I think it's just tinier.
Tinier the right word.
They're holding bomb.
Yeah.
I took cap for free.
So long.
You're grabbing bomb.
I think it's really it kind of get grandfathered in and you're just good to go
Nice.
He's retaking long, give me a sec.
Like, what can I beat?
There's fucking looking here.
I don't even know how to jump up, they don't fucking know.
One CT one jumped up.
Fuck, man.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
There's a bounce back.
There's a close game.
What's happening?
We're running.
It's a close game. What's happening?
Does being on the Forbes list give you opportunities or something it helps I think being on a Forbes list does help
And I'll help you get more brand deals. It'll help you
In my case, it'll help me get a visa a little easier
I mean I have a visa but extend the visa every time I extend my visa
I always have to like put in some bullshit. I probably just extend the damn thing
Fuck! This guy doesn't even know how to do it!
As far as you were in the Forbes under 30, Forbes doesn't like me. I've learned.
That's gotta be it. They think my gaming takes are bad.
Wait, sorry.
I'm 1HP.
Alright, I'm good.
That's close, B.
I'm based on this box here.
I think it's tight, oh, we're both 1HP, that sucks.
Yes.
I think it's tight, right? Up top.
It was.
Yes!
We got a bomb here.
Okay
Is it Forbes hard left wing, I do I don't even know what that means
That was a good one like thank you there's a reason I when I drink coffee. I burp a lot. I don't get it
I think I just figured out why you're not on the list.
This game is so loosable.
Bro!
This guy's just jumping around with a fucking knife.
Oh god. Can't predict this shit.
This guy was in suicide that whole time. I did not expect that at all.
Man, you gotta lock in, man.
I'm locked up. I'm going up mid-fast.
Do you know any philosophical investing?
Philosophical investing?
What does that even mean?
Is that like astrology or something?
Hell, it's philosophical investing.
Did you buy the last of her stone I did
You know it's the greatest thing you could ever do.
You probably already do this.
Uninstall a motor.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just live.
You just drop an 8.
We're gonna bomb again.
We like to grab this thing.
I'm sorry.
We got two bombs, one crossed right now.
One on site, one mid-doors.
Last guy B, I'm pretty sure.
Long side of it.
Oh, that guy is...
Oh
Boy
I'm like having one HP there
Yeah, of course in one bullets made soon wish on you guys because in one bullet made we actually win because
I mean, we lost.
Yeah, on his old Twitter, I would literally have no idea what's happening in the world.
Yeah, but that's probably fine, right?
Because what you're seeing anyway, it's probably not real anyway.
He knows I had to.
So like, what you're seeing, it's better to see nothing than see the fake shit, right?
They're giving up a lot. They're definitely up cat.
Careful.
I'm gonna wait for the smoke.
The smoke crossed.
I'm going to smoke cross you guys scale up on the start
Fuck!
Holy shit this guy's crosshair is red, red is the C
Being informed is better than not?
I would say in this case no, I think it's better to not be informed because you're
informed with everything
It's better to be not informed at all than being informed poorly in my opinion
I just go the route of not being informed at all
Can I get a gun perhaps?
I wish I knew mid smoke.
What do you need?
Xbox?
Yeah.
I can do Xbox.
Just have to wait.
It's going long.
Sorry.
Right now.
Fuck.
Watch the door.
Watch the door.
I'm sure.
Push him.
Push him.
Dr. Phil's got my fucking number
I don't even get an assist on him.
Oh wait, this is where he comes in.
He's here.
He's sitting, sitting, sitting.
What's that flash?
I hate that flash.
I don't know what he's flashing.
I don't know what he's flashing.
I'm not playing too.
What is happening?
He's panicking.
He's playing one and done spot.
I get behind car.
He's playing his one and done.
He found it.
I'm changing spots on him
Door
Door
Pushing door
Window and door
I was gonna say
Hi
Yes sir, yes sir
These games are close dude
No, I know they're very close.
They sure broke.
Yo, could you drop me?
Yeah, my job.
Missile got spot to get in.
We will make them regret today.
Fuck!
Rebound, okay.
Flash along, flash along.
One cap.
One could be CT.
CT.
Nice smoke.
Nice cat.
I'm down, I'm down.
Flash.
Flash.
Midget.
I love you, dude.
Thank you.
Let's go, let's gooooo!
Love you guys.
GG.
One more win. One more win.
Have you thought about joining Pinox Crusader Rush server and making a team?
I thought about maybe playing with people who have never played before, like Justin's never played.
Like it could be fun.
I actually saw a question in your chat just now. Are you actually going to play that rush shit or no?
That is so weird. I just answered that.
Oh my bad, because I'm curious too.
I was I I said if I had like like for example if you and a bunch of buddies like wanted to play
Probably that's I'm saying because you've never played it could be maybe fun
I just think
Rust is some
of
the rest of the day
I want to see a streamer server in DayZ. That sounds fun.
It's always these Rust streamer servers, but it always ends up being the same kind of thing. I want to see a DayZ one instead.
The only problem with a daisy server, if it was a bunch of content critters is like, dude,
streamstike, it's one thing to streamstike and rust, it's another thing to streamstike
of a daisy like that would be absurd but yeah I don't know I want I like partially
want to play Rustin that I watch a little bit and I'm like well this is
why I don't play it it's kind of boring not really my style I guess
I've also played a lot like when I played Rust, when I played Rust in a lot of those servers
before it was quite fun, but I think like just too many hours there, yes.
I want to armor reforger streamer server, that could be fun too.
I'm hoping war dogs, I'm really hoping war dogs early accesses soon.
Like when I played war dogs so many years ago as it goes now, I was like what three,
four years ago.
It was cool.
It was a fun little ARMA style game.
I'm looking forward to that one.
I think it'll be a fun one to grind.
So I'm hoping that early access comes out soon.
But we don't have a release date, do we?
War Dogs Early Access Release Date.
We have a known, oh, we got nothing.
That'll be a fun grind, I think.
They did put out a video.
Hold on.
They put out a video.
Did they show anything, any new content that I may not have seen before from this?
I
You can kill
Okay, if you're designing games for everybody you you can't design a game for nobody being an actual player and then having to go to
Play releases
Darnie
Bullet drop penetration ricochet
side there
I just want to see if they showed anything that I haven't seen before
That level of community support for woodults will keep service active and the community will always be able to play and host their own service
Okay, okay. I mean I'm not I was looking for content that I haven't seen before
But they're kind of just talking which is fair
This is the kind of game that is not gonna be huge, but we'll hopefully have a deadly little group
little 10k to 20k sometimes a lot of bursts of 30 40k I hope the gun plays
good um or what I remember when I played war dogs it felt good but dude I played
so many years ago I think I played war dogs like three or four years ago
It'll be fun, it'll be a fun grind.
10 to 20k lots of people for a game nowadays.
I would say 10 to 20k is good, yeah.
Once you start getting slightly under 10 to 20k, if you're a live service game, like
Like once you're under 10k in a live service game, it's a little bit questionable.
That's when it's starting to be like, oh shit, this is a little concerning.
I would say the absolute lowest you can start to go is like 5k players, like once
you're at 5k players, you're like, okay, this is getting a little bit concerning
now.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, Kev.
He was reluctant to poop.
to do. Check Halo Infinite? I mean Halo Infinite's been... I mean that's like not... I feel like
I don't... that's... they don't actually care about that game, you know what I mean? It's
different when you care about the game and then it's dropping players that's the worst
when you're actively providing updates and you're providing new content and really like
putting in a lot of effort and then it's not growing but if you're not putting in effort
then of course it's not going to grow like what do you mean?
oh shit a little bit of a higher lobby
for our placements
I
Remember this guy RNG I
Don't like that. There's a 30 K over the 21 K though. Yeah, I got I got a scary
Wonderful that's two again
of
you know it's kind of funny
you puke muthafucka
wait, what?
oh, hello?
you know what's kind of funny?
you know how you are starting to kind of stream a little bit on weekends and stuff?
And I'm starting I'm starting to think I might potentially take
Weekends off
Is that weird?
It's good for me. I just find something to do without you
We spend a lot of time together so
Yeah, I want to just I want to take I feel like I want to take off weekends just to do more things in life
that weird that's kind of what I'm going for and I've already experienced life so
like I need to walk in
what is car okay yeah good bye hey we playing against this guy yeah wait I
remember playing against this guy yesterday I wasn't saying we got a
game on our hands
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Like what?
What the fuck it says?
We had RNG on our team yesterday too.
I'm thinking like I'm thinking like me and Hannah's me and Hannah's normie friends
work during weekdays, but they don't work on weekends
and we've been hanging out with more people recently
and I kind of want to do that more
I feel like I never really hang out with people
I want to hang out with people more
In smokers
No, I just got tagged by a fucking shooter
It's
He's in the hidden window.
He's in the key window.
Yeah, boy.
Gonzo!
After a month, you'll realize I probably don't want to hang out with people.
Well, you don't like people?
I like people. People are cool.
Probably because you never hang out with them.
more out of country travel oh that's scary
there's three here one is for you one is for you guys fucking it what
that's actually why is he looking there oh you don't have a lot of time I
They got those guys were very blind
CS tournaments travel and give you PTSD yes
Yeah, okay, all right
Do
What the fuck?
That's crazy I didn't even see that guy.
He double dinked me and shit triple dinked me I saw nothing.
Not a soul.
Thanks.
I've never died the way I just died I was like probably in my all my hours I've never
died like that I was fucking crazy.
I'm gonna try to dig somebody actually no
No, I'm just going to get out of here, okay?
I'm just going to get out of here.
Oh, no.
Okay.
You're dead.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, you know.
How strange would it be if you used your old res and sense?
I technically use both of those.
technically my sense has never changed and 69 is still 69 right 1080 1444
I don't care, not the same.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Oh.
Oh.
Yes sir, yes sir.
We still got it.
That's cool, man.
You dropped one?
I have enough.
You dropped it, right?
I had a weed too.
They pushed on me, careful.
Flash it, man.
They had a bush.
Take this or no.
I can flash you now long.
I'm going to take it late.
One stop, man.
I'm here.
Flash it along.
Alright.
I didn't kill a guy.
He's got some meat out, for sure.
Oh, he's a ninja, I guess?
I'm throwing a grenade!
Yo!
One's out.
I'm excited.
Nice.
They dropped down. They got us out of the gun. I know I picked up.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
What the?
Offcat.
Oh no.
Hold on, Castiel.
Okay, alright.
Okay
I'm getting fucking
Dumpstered with these days. They're always on my goddamn head
Stop
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Push mid, push mid, push mid, all the way up.
Fuck you, solo.
So much, so much, so much.
Oh my god, AA! AA zone!
five
five
five
five
five
Where is this guy going?
What?
Dude.
That guy is crazy for not peeking ever.
Yeah, I know.
He chose the worst time out of all the times to peek, but absolutely worse.
I go scout one in the head, maybe?
Uh, I hope, maybe.
One's lower?
I'm not on the first floor.
I feel like we'll be, honestly, by then.
Pushed up for me, I guess.
But this guy's killed me in a little sus way, like,
where the bullets going where the bullets going
my cock my cock my cock
What the fuck?
Oh, holy, that one stopped.
He could have just tapped it and played both of them.
I guess I'll use a scout or buy it.
I'll scout it out.
I'll fucking suck.
Double scout on the cross got this
That's okay
How you get them
Oh, A, N. Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.
Go, B, go, B, go, B, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
These shots are so close.
He's going to be a no worry.
There he is.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
Where did you get an assist for one little hit?
Yeah, that's not how it used to be.
I got an assist on one of those guys, so I was confused.
I'm going to go either 1 AK this guy or get 1 AK.
I'm going to flash for you.
One crossed, ready?
Flash long.
Aww, they're both hurt.
So close.
Close long.
Okay, close is low.
Yeah, it's your close long.
Probably can go B, it's too long still.
Thanks for crossing.
I shoot, I shoot, I shoot.
That's one.
Fuck what?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam
I guess I should have told you it's low.
All good though.
You drop one.
I got an AK.
Noooo, he's already so close.
So many fucking nades!
Oh my god damn head!
He's got this, I believe.
I think I've taken more damage to you two than actual, yeah, I swear.
I think I've died and it's three times like full
It's pretty common these days honestly because back in the day no one used HG grenades, but
now they're just like so useful for multiple reasons I feel like I get HG naded like once
around at least
Yeah, I got gushed somehow, wasn't even on my screen, but I took a headshot.
I can't find you guys.
This guy goes long for sure, right?
How go the games today?
Do they have it?
I haven't got cheated, I don't think.
I mean, there's probably someone, someone probably was cheating somewhere.
but I don't think we've got him, he's got a timing, I believe, yes he did, he got a
Let's go up top a
Let's go
Good work, good work.
I'm running at mid
I'm shooting at the scouted, my boy
I got needs to help
He's scouted to the side
Holy shit, they're bot
I got the scouted
He's scouted up
Might have to pick it up for the stream, careful
Long, we're running up long
I
There out
Yeah, one dig by the original
It's the same
This hits a lot of sprinting arrows
What did you?
Why are you not playing football?
I shouldn't fucking...
This is crazy
This game is fucking so R&D
That was fucking sprinting
Yeah, it's very full R&D
People don't even fucking aim
I'm telling you, I know, I know
CS2 is crazy though
I could be aiming on a dude's head standing still
will not hit but that dude is full running across and he just fucking on
the road you ever go back and watch some of your old highlights no I was
I think we might lose this game.
well shit this is not good this is not good at all no goodness
I guess, fucking, gaming.
Yeah, Dean's in Marge.
One down long.
How long?
Yeah, across the marge, I don't even know.
Unforged and finally hit the guy oh my goodness
Oh my goodness.
One more.
Oh.
Oh, oh.
He saved it.
Come on.
I'm coming.
Fuck.
What the camera angle?
What?
8888
now or never
8888
8888
8888
8888
8888
I
This guy's up
They smoke me. He's playing outside of me
Jesus Christ, I guess we're just perfectly spamming
I'm going to the right.
I'm going to the right.
Holy shit.
I'm confused.
Holy.
They executed me.
Please don't smoke.
I'm gonna go.
What?
Oh.
Guys that do not miss.
Never have never will
That guy's insane. Holy shit Jasper. I mean it was some amazing timing
Jasper's own he's put me down
Fuck man
fucking we're getting fucking we're getting UAV doesn't matter
UAV, even if we lose it's just because of that
nothing else
I got some good ass U2
oh for sure
chat, it's one suicide
I think I tied one scout.
One green box.
I smoked a new cat for free now.
Free of charge.
I have your cacti, I have your sniper.
Let's cross the road.
I just fucking lost that.
What? How are we getting kills like that?
I'm not gonna refuse.
Okay, came out crouching around the corner.
CT, how?
Oh, he is CT, what the fuck?
Gaspers with a kill all of you guys.
Gaspers, Gaspers!
This is crazy close, just like the last game.
they're all close they are all relatively close
I'm gonna fucking like
destroyed every fight it happens
every fight I just fucking get one shot
I don't know what that smoke was, it could be blue, nah, he's not, I'm at that one, I
I
No, no, no!
Praying so hard.
I'm sorry.
I'm not killing it.
Who hits?
I don't understand.
I don't know what I'm saying. I can't get a single kill.
I'm no one.
They might be saving. I wouldn't be surprised.
I'm going in. I have flash, no.
Man, that guy's just deciding to fuck it. I'm going up mid.
We're in through walls probably.
Oh, no B.
Thanks.
I wish my guy went fucking B there, but
I think he had a Molly too.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh dude.
Fuck!
Oh, fuck, sorry.
No.
Wow.
Nice run, nice run, nice run.
Dude, just fucking getting dinks.
Dinks deads.
Dinks deads, dinks deads.
Unfortunate, dude.
Unfuckin' fortunate.
Hmm.
Biner.
I guess.
I have a little blast.
Oh my god, there's another
One is dinked.
It's okay.
Can you molly side, Mike?
Oh my god.
It's like Mike, I'm dead.
Okay, okay.
You knew you were there.
You're there!
You may be online.
Hmm.
My teammate runs out the cat smoke.
So thanks from there.
First year.
Hmm.
Tough.
It's impossible.
Like impossible.
Okay.
This is truly impossible
Okay
Sure
Anymore
Maybe a flash, maybe a flash peek
I started shooting before I even got around the corner. It's all good though. It's fine. It's fine. Not problem. Not problem
You probably saw my shadow you probably saw my shadow
Actually, you know what there probably is a shadow there actually what's though
I think they threw every single piece of utility on the- wherever I've gone, there- it's a full arsenal.
A barrage.
You ate me online.
I'm just gonna sit and spawn so they can't throw the whole utility belt at me.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna get the last blade.
one.
Flash back.
Flash back.
One.
I can't.
Oh, I can't.
Yeah, it is good.
I
I
Nice!
Too greedy, too greedy.
Oh dude, I didn't expect them all to fight you.
I don't know, this is so strong.
Get on our terrorists, win.
Hmm, hmm.
Buy out, it's last.
Hmm buy out it's last
Oh
Yeah, that's fucking Molly doesn't last very long what the hell like four seconds
I'm flashing me from a picket that's my time
Mike, your stream out.
One cat.
Lots of cat.
Crap, coming.
Mm-hmm.
I'll take one.
Uh-oh.
I'm flash behind you too.
Flash behind you.
Shit.
Damn, dude.
That guy's so low.
One's low. One's outside.
He's peeking.
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Jasper, what are you doing?
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, that's the mouse apparently.
Shout out the SuperSpy!
I got a stair to wall, the stair to wall.
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb
yeah can you smoke the wall?
yes
a little scared of this
one cat
thank you im flashed for you if you need it
early they don't walk up
they're going cat
oh boy
im gonna flash you now
nah
Just let me know.
Okay, alright, there.
Wow.
Sure, that's literally the entirety of this whole fucking match.
For sure, like it's...
For sure, dude.
We know!
This guy's shooting.
I think that guy's shooting.
I gotta feel it. I gotta feel him, I gotta feel it.
I gotta feel it.
I got a whiff I got a whiff of it. Is it the original guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Something something something's really weird about this guy. I'm getting weird vibes
Yeah
You're feeling it I mean he has a pretty old account, but only I don't know I
I mean, it could just be this fucking game, random as fuck.
People do say cheating on his profile a few times.
It could just be the most random, lucky fucking shot, back to back to back on me and all they
need.
No, that guy, the original is insane.
Oh, it's on me again. It's fine. It's fine. It's all good. Every time, every time, every
time, every time, every fucking round, every fucking time. Always be. Guys, the greatest
player.
He's probably just the luckiest person in this game, that's fine.
I'm playing anti. Clip along.
That's not good.
He's smoking B as well.
Along.
We're fighting cap, they didn't come up long.
On cap.
Coming up X-Boxes.
Someone's gonna fade and he's gonna be...
There's one there.
One more mid, one more mid.
Hang on, he's not still...
I'm gonna hit long.
Long.
What is long?
I'm gonna do two.
Two base, one, one, one.
He's going for it.
He's going.
Yeah, he's killing long.
I don't see him.
Top mid, top mid probably.
Careful.
They're not... that's fine. They'll be fine, surely.
Hey, this guy's just fucking... original has killed me so many... can I check how many times he's killed me?
No way! I don't actually know.
He's killed me at the double door.
Oh, he's waiting for the bomb pickup?
He's got no time. Just go ahead and play around.
What are we doing?
I
Hell yeah, I wonder who I'm gonna die to this round wonder who it's gonna be
Whoo, yeah, wait
Maybe I should up. Maybe it's less likely that'll die that way
Probably I've actually I don't know the last time I've seen you at 9 and 24 encounters
Dude, I'm getting just one shot by the same guy. I don't stand a chance
It's always the same dude
It's the nastiest shots too
Oh wait it's not over.
I thought it was GG. I thought it was GG too, to be honest.
We need 16.
I don't know what we got.
I know another set.
So...
What's that?
So how many cheaters today, boys?
I don't know.
Honestly, none until maybe now?
Maybe? This game? But maybe not.
Just a couple of minutes.
All I know is this guy.
If we win?
We're about to have one if we win.
I was in that place. Call a strat. Strat.
Two Xbox. Grapple.
I'm home. I won't be here, maybe there's an update.
Okay, I'll even push along. There's two CTs.
I'll pick that up.
Watch me
The angle or what?
Oh my god, RNG is making a play RG is be
Huh? Oh, that wasn't the guy that died inside
I knew I soon I saw him do I saw some wave in the smoke. I was like, what the fuck is that?
Fuck man, he's literally like a snake
I'm gonna fuck you back out long right now
I'm trying to he's she's not locked. I'm just I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die in one fucking bullet
I promise you got this
I don't even have video so much.
Yeah, I need to know I need to watch.
Yes.
Alright, I'm gonna fucking don't go.
I'm just gonna lay for a moment.
Let's get that out.
Trashy, trashy.
Oh, WWW!
There we go!
Don't fuck with them.
I'm on it.
Hey, that's fucking fine, fine dude.
all right surely we win this round in this game
the guy that kept fucking killing me every round, too.
Oh, apparently I saw that guy, didn't you?
Oh, we got ranked?
How do we...
Oh yeah, we got 12.
Oh yeah, so you're gonna come in
and ruin your lobby or should I just go solo?
I think that's a lucky RLG, right?
I have 30 more minutes, I think.
Oh, okay.
I think?
We're back, one second.
Well, we don't need to play,
I just want to chill, like.
I have a doctor's appointment, I just don't know when.
You should probably be on time, rather than you making a smash on me or...
No, I think Hannah would tell me if I'm not on time, I think.
Ha ha, what a life.
Yeah, someone, please, anyone's up.
I think, I think, I think, I think I'm fine.
I took my calendar app, I guess.
Probably in there.
No point in Drs. One's last time you got good views from that place.
Oh
You're going to lay today, Jordan.
Yeah, yeah, did some shopping yesterday or today, this morning.
It's Truth's birthday tomorrow, so we wanted to do something today and then...
How do you?
Wow
God that was a miserable game
It was weird I my my score was bad, but it didn't feel that bad because of the way I died
You know I'm saying you know when you just die in the first bullet every single time so it doesn't feel too bad
I don't know I didn't get to play the game so like of course my score is gonna be bad
I just fucking died instantly either died the two nades dropping on my head or a bullet in my brain
Accepting?
Accepting, accepting.
I won't play a Nubis once.
Oh, my first thing is someone wins.
Okay.
If I D2?
Okay.
Uh oh.
I'm going to be going D2.
parent as well as they might be sure you should play yeah I was like you gotta go
you said 30 minutes 30 minutes tell me Q pops hey Mike we got at least yeah
like what let's roll
I
Big fat nuts
Okay, where are we?
I don't know
I'm gonna one P250 this guy, that long.
I hope that's true, I hope that's true.
You know what about you two? It's one of my smokes.
I wanna smoke, my cousin.
I'm gonna catch it, my cousin, yeah.
I'm gonna smoke that.
How, how, how? Like, it's just on his head, it can't be anywhere else.
Fucking blows, dude.
Like, it just, it can't be anywhere else. It can.
Yeah.
He just can't
Long
Oh
Why 250 to do that?
No, i'm on 1920 by 1440
I
Help that isn't that that's a native
Highest for three stretch threads
I plan to put some of each monitor I plan to 40 or 2k or 1440 people are they
Okay
Michael watching charade
I'm low he's dead
Getting this
so random that they went with magazine sizes right what they should do they
should just go old school with it and they should just make it so you buy the
gun and a cheaper rate and then you buy them by the mags yeah there's may as well
just go that round maybe that's what they're going to people that they'll do
in stages or something I was explaining to people like you know to buy one with six
and immediately I was to get my comma in period, those would be my primary, secondary, and I'm just...
And then I kind of forced by round, like if you're gonna contact ramp new, lost...
I would only buy a fucking 30...
Yeah, I would buy one mag. Like I actually think that would work well in this game.
You'd buy a second, maybe, if you sat there round, it was gonna be a little grand.
I go along with the fucking...
Watch my mag, one extra mag, I guess.
Damn.
Watch my mag!
I'm trying to do that.
Oh, hell yeah.
I'm blinded, I'm blinded.
Oh, hell yeah.
Again.
Damn.
Fucking slow on the nade, it's just cooked. Cooked, cooked, cooked.
Two nades to my face.
Yeah.
I want to open up my final fantasy collector roosters. I want to so bad. I don't know why I'm not doing it
I'm like afraid to open up because once I open up
They're worth nothing
Yeah.
You know you're a peeper, they have bad use though.
It's like a lane maid, you can dodge that and then go.
That's not walking, that's stomach noise.
Thanks for the update, I'm playing the 7 year olds.
Another 100 babies.
Cover version.
Do it.
Let's go out. Come on, come on.
All right.
Locks.
Yeah, we, we literally lost with these two because we made some money from getting, it's
full lost, full lost, full lost.
We're winning, we're not losing another annex, let's go.
Wait, we're gonna have to all fucking go absolutely bananas.
it is. We'll start by, Mike, getting
doubling his kills.
Go to 0-0.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Someone's coming through my door.
Anyone know that?
I do not.
I do not.
I can smoke Xbox, and Long Cross,
that's not it.
And B.
You guys know what this is.
I'm pumped, yeah.
Flashbang, yeah.
True you.
I
Didn't even get to play okay
These guys are locked in wait scale
You're not those guys ass. Absolute accident.
What do you mean?
Accident was an absolute accident.
I don't think a lot of kills are accidents.
Yeah, these two.
I scout.
I don't want to buy a Beagle, but I will.
Let's go and dig the corner. You got it.
I
Took that mid-organ
My god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, they threw lots of shit
I
Can't I get those girls
What's going on here?
What's that?
Shit, I'm upside.
So what a bull?
So what a bull.
That's right here.
You go under me and I'll go in.
Yeah.
He fucking jumped.
He jumped.
That's great.
Oh yeah that guy owns.
Hey Jeff.
Sorry you didn't hear this.
Yeah.
And I just got f**ked up in the garbage.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Alright, one long 1v, one long 1v.
Oh my goodness.
FUN in the hall
Yeah, you guys have to pan out to sit in the air hall
BULL SPOT, BULL SPOT, elevate it
Jeez, these guys are insane
That guy's fucking nasty
Oh, I hit him fucking twice
Oh my
I hit him twice
I'm done by nades, I think
Can you see what I did there, Jay?
If you go on Long Door early, most players have... are even good
In which case they'll have an instance with long door and a molly off, flu.
Or if they're new, they'll throw like a deep-nade door.
So you just dodge that and flash over, and they'll send you along.
Like I did.
Like you keep dodging at the wrong time, and then you peek when they're holding.
Yes.
Yes.
Every now you should do like 80, right?
Three go out.
That is perfect.
And then flash through it.
Flash through now.
Bang.
Easy.
What?
It's fucking coming in.
Coming in soon.
He said bang.
Bang.
Last, last.
I'm going to make the calorie.
Better run, better run.
Oh shit, I forgot friendly battery. Sorry bro.
That's fine.
Nice friendly.
I don't know if I want to do it.
Just do it.
Just do it.
Just stand literally at the door for a second.
Don't run.
Wait for their mate.
If they feel bad, I'll just flash around.
I'll just be some more, but they look at.
It's going to fade.
We flash and then you come up.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
Watch me.
easy. I was actually really angry. No, he wasn't low enough. I think we had a link flash from someone, like above fit and I was in low level.
Yeah, I had to deal with the guy mid, and then I killed the mid guy, and you guys pretty much died at the same time.
I honestly also wish, so there's that. Yeah, I think I hit both of them for at least half a porch.
holy flapbacks
wait this is actually one of those
this guy is low
no the other guy is low
damn that guy was hurting for a sport
wait i got no money
I'm an officer who's had his RoJ, you want to-
Oh, this is so shitty driving. Oh, yeah.
Don't want to get in your way. I ain't going to lower it.
Let's get in and get out, okay?
I was talking about the silly telly in your bag.
God. Have you managed to get the same sense on all games?
I don't care about that. I don't care about any of that. I don't really care about anything anymore.
So, yeah.
I
Just play you know saying I just play
no mouse conversion, no anything, just game
four bullets, by the way, Justin
what's it do?
that graham guy is insane
hold on
that guy is insane
this guy is a nasty
like 10k hours or something
3k hours
of
the guys very good
is a lot of writers on the
death
One should be good.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Nice.
Alright.
They might just pick up.
Oh, I'm a cat.
Let's walk up, Jay.
Alright.
Peek and wide.
One's still cat.
One's still cat.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
One's still cat, one's still cat, come on.
I could Molly Brick if you want.
Yeah you could try, I'm a little bit scared of ninja.
I'll hold that if you can find Sam.
Half health on cat.
Sam's health.
One more, one more, one more.
Just really we just hit a remote right there, okay.
He can reload, he got covered.
He decides to jump backwards.
Hell of a hell of a last game, gentlemen.
That's what happened to me.
Hell of a last game, gentlemen.
Hey, at least we're making it fast.
Which I need you to.
Yeah.
He jumps backwards!
Actually, it makes no sense to me.
At any elo.
One bullet to jump backwards.
Hmm that's so far. I think grams killed me every round. Okay, it's fucking nasty
Really grab doesn't kill me again
I
Got
Fuck you, Graham
Hmm
Okay
Yeah, it's easy little one dig for the boy
uh
What's up, man? I'm gonna come fight mid if you actually
You wanna smoke Xbox and flash higher now so we can peek something?
On that long watch your long cross just watch your long cross
I said it
Sorry, my alarm is going off my phone, I can hear you.
Okay, it's okay, I can hear you.
Classic, dude. Classic.
Oh, he's low-traps.
These guys don't miss on me, but they miss on everyone else.
It's all good.
Oh, good.
No, no, no, that's fine.
For some reason, spam callers are alarmed.
Like, they're a classic alarm ringtone now.
That's it, and I haven't tried to boost my phone.
Holy shit, that was loud.
Yo, do you know...
I mean...
Do you guys know any useful? I'll smoke you on doors.
Run up and flash.
I'm in suicide.
I'm shocked
Big fat man, can you get ready for a spawn by the drone?
I'm only up there
Okay, so you're stuck in the rushing banquet like this
Yeah, thanks
They're three out, waiting
Mike, do you out there?
Alright, flash them
No, no, no, he's out
He's out, man, out, man
I'm not falling in
Not out, man
Not out, man
What?
You just...
What?
I'm in the long door right there
I think so
There you go, guys
There you go, Kevin
Throw
100%
What?
I'm gonna do this
Dude, Bob, we're under now
One more
Two up, two up, two up, cat
Dude, one
One louder
Okay
Lower two, lower.
One more cap, one more cap.
Cat, dude, lower is 20 HP.
Where's the bomb?
Bro, they all went around me like, shoot.
This is no way.
Oh my god, that wasn't my guy hit at all.
Are they up to cap protection, or something?
Maybe.
I don't think so.
I think they're in the right spot.
Dude, that's insane.
3T spawn.
The lack of comms combined with our comms is like right he's not saying anything
Unbelievable she's playing with shrouds. It's their idol
Unbelievable blue phosphor and for everything
Michael come along right now and like they can ball off the wall from blue. You know what I mean like not your door
mm-hmm and I'm gonna throw two flashes for you after your Molly so Molly hide
corner I'm smoking the door I hear you
I
Smoked the door
She can't flash me cat you're second-asked
Give me a flash, give me a flash and go make it
I have nobody to be in the middle of this, by the way
Go make it, go make it, go make it, give me your flash and shock it to yourself bro
It's a party
The party is a party is a party
Actually, let me know if you wanna flash
Okay
What?
Flashing
Oh, you're out, man
Two, three, three, man, three, man, three, man, come on
One more, one more, two minutes.
One down.
I threw, yeah.
He's gonna be low.
He's coming, he's coming.
He didn't mean to, he should die.
I don't know what to do.
Can he help me?
He's gonna help me.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was watching me and seconded you.
He's not up here.
He's down.
He's probably out long.
He's probably out long.
Probably an A.
Probably an A.
Probably a link to that.
Yeah, probably.
Probably, probably on my left somehow.
Oh my god. That guy's insane. 86 and 3 my butthole. 86 and 3 my butthole. Is the
I met her some shit. That guy's really good with it.
I'm focused on the lens in the door.
She just more if you'd like to do the interaction.
No flash.
For the boys.
You're always your voice.
Don't call again.
What do you say?
Boys, boys, boys, boys.
For the three half of the boys.
Oh, but but he's taking the boys from IRL.
Oh, no, no, no.
Good.
What?
He's back when I'm ready.
I
Made a mistake. I didn't run backwards. That's new. I wouldn't have gotten flashed. I would have been fine. I would have gotten one kill
Yeah, I got it done.
You're probably catching one inch to a green side bunker.
Yeah.
And I just slammed it.
And then it flew over the green shade.
Well, now this game's going the distance, which is not ideal.
I'm not a choice.
OK.
Oh.
Shit, you're alone.
I'm going to flash once you leave because we have one new player.
Oh.
I have.
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
No more fast.
Don't back into me, big fat nuts, you're literally running.
I'm going to fight from flat.
One more lower.
No I won't. He's one-screened. I love that.
Like a me.
Yes.
Oh, big fat nuts.
Awesome.
Hey door, hey door.
No, no, no, it didn't look like he hit him at all.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Fight for yourselves.
He's okay.
Okay, don't be.
Can you flash like this?
Yeah, if you throw that,
normally the way people like to throw it is
if they're
if they're
rushing across long A, right?
And your team's like fighting from cat.
If they're off cat, it's not that good.
You can't get it far enough to blind the guy like perfectly
Yeah, if they're like crossing a car that you could hit them for enough to like fill them off for a second
Or like rail if they're rail all the way up and you have your teammate hiding like ninja, you know
I'm gonna smoke cat
like to cut the run that's not like that i come here i'm still to be along i'm
gonna still to your side actually might flash along
be long i'm peeking along
I just moved your lung.
Hit me if you want.
Big fat nuts I think cleared cat.
Nope he's cat.
Cat cat cat cat.
Saw his little troopers.
Nice!
Okay.
Okay, are you done after this?
Yeah.
100B.
100B.
Okay, Nanna, are you done after this?
Yeah, 100p.
100p.
Hey, listen.
No, I'm out. 100p.
100p's.
What's it be?
Hey, we're gonna need to come back. Hold on.
Hey, chatnets, come on along door.
Oh, maybe mid-player.
Oh, okay.
Oh
Yeah, it's about
Flashing over
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Point flashbang.
God, man.
Nobody fights me.
Fucking annoying.
We all got a lot of money.
We all got a lot of money.
up angle yeah that was working for you last time
I'm just gonna do a normal piece yeah
Jeff, you wanna stop at corner and have a flash?
Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
Great, great. Flashy.
Please don't get away out.
She dead long or low?
You wanna stop?
You're dead long, fuck it.
Flashy in the smoke.
I'm only f-ing in the middle.
I don't like that.
One's in pit.
I'm gonna peek.
Oh, one's running up. One was in pit, I think.
Bomb down. Bomb down.
That's it. That's it. Watch the lurker mid.
Spawn! City spawn!
That's good. We're on round.
Oh, no. Flapchats.
Oh, boy.
my nade should have hit it nicely though
that was a good two or smokey angle
first tower so um..
ouch
you see us two now?
those fights might be unreal or so like
I was watching guys like yeah like the move is like sling wider on them or like fall back they can peek you more
You stand still people just fucking around you
Someone drop me please
Oh my god please
I took your off me and then that's all I got
Thank you
I got my one, just not my two
sure I think it makes it
and Jay uh, second flash, also 1, take the green, actually I have a job there
I'm gonna low
out there
one more, one more, I think I threw a lot of flash, that's fine
I'm dead, I'm dead now
3, 3, 3
all 3
no
I'm dead
three three all three no all three all three push a minute push a minute push a minute
keep pressing pass play pass play go go go go go go
five flash i'm gonna be
Yeah, the only time I see look comfortable is when you're gonna out in the open
Not a team and
Do you want me to watch the corner drumming flesh of course I can throw more
Don't have the money
I'm gonna take a mark.
Oh man.
Got him cat maybe?
He's right behind your smoke.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna carry you. Wash me. Wash me.
Did you smoke deep or did you smoke?
Super deep. Super deep.
I was holding you.
You're gonna do me.
He's by my molly right there.
Yeah, I'm just buggered.
Yeah that's the wave. Oh he crossed the wall!
First hit.
Off cat, long off cat.
Dude, the guy's hit.
He's hitting that. He's hitting that!
He's hitting that!
Now the wave, because people think cats so fast, you know, they just smoke like that early,
like basically everyone just...
Hey!
Swiped the bucket.
I- well it sucks as I beat him, I just jumped down.
Like I was gonna hold the smoke.
That guy's a mess.
I jumped down and then, right as I jumped down, he runs through.
So.
Any hit a great shot to be honest. Super random, not on purpose at all, but great shot.
They fucking owned me.
Flatjacks.
They also owned the shit out of me.
Yeah, just fucking running one shot again.
Shit, it's not cool.
I'm in. They threw like three or four flashes. Give me some. Give me some. One more time.
I'm going to hold B for a second. I'm flashing back. Can we be again?
I'm in day's tree, can we smoke if you want it?
I'm just swung out
Dude, you walked out mid-door on me, yeah
I'm down right there Mike, if you want it
What was all marking in that tank dude?
It's a cap, I don't know
Okay, appreciate it bro, long
Well, shit
well fucking
it
is unbelievable
That was a banger timing, can't lie.
Right on your fucking feet.
Yo, we keep starting like 4A, do you know how to play my spawns?
You guys gotta pay attention.
Axel's here.
Yeah, there you go.
Shrouding me in the URA, right?
Yeah.
I had a private scene up last time, but I had to watch him in B until Mikey got there for 10 seconds.
He flashed for me.
Wait.
Flash.
Missed, missed.
We're trying to score, yeah.
One count.
Got a health action low.
Hard play.
Nothing's about to get him.
Okay, I just shoot him all the time.
What?
Oh, no.
Got him.
Nice!
We got a round!
The easy side's coming up. Let's go.
The easy side.
I got two flashes for us alone.
You gotta throw them.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta touch you flash that one by two
I got you I got you I got you
I
Got fucked up for sure
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be
These guys do not want to lose this game
What's my door?
What are you doing?
We can do it. I believe.
He believes.
I gotta go the second this game ends. Like, the second.
It's just has to go the longest
Has to go the longest possible dude. It's insane
I wasn't close enough
That wasn't him, but there's a thief
Oh, I'm so bad
First move when he hears somebody in the room is fucking jump into the sphere
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Jump into the stairs.
Two.
Yo, can we uh...
run up cat?
Was a J9 lurk out long?
I'm gonna go super fast.
Yeah, can we smoke the door, big fanbats?
Come on, let's go.
Okay, go everyone, J9, I'm just trying to get to the top.
I'll go long, yeah.
Super.
I
Doesn't matter we played literally the full fucking match
All this for a fucking time
I'll have to go lower this round.
Hmm, they went lower.
That's lower meat.
I'm in.
Where's my door, my door, my door.
It's not long.
It was probably long, just like clear everything.
I'll bait you to it.
I'll just run it, I'll go.
You clear this.
Smoke from the grass.
fnx, do you tell?
kill it
what the fuck
I'm going to roll it up
I've been planted
hold on
I've been sighted
probably cast
I've been blinded
I've been blinded
I've been blinded
I've been blinded
probably cast
We all gain I think
We lost
What is the point all good mouth?
I thought everybody gains
Thanks for the games, guys.
And you later.
I gotta go, I gotta go.
I have a doctor's appointment, guys. I'm so sorry.
I have to go abruptly. Abrupt ending. Abrupt ending.
Mucho, abrupto.
Um...
I'm gonna host Jordan though,
because Jordan's been on
for 40 minutes.
I'm gonna keep him right.
I'm outta here. I gotta go.
I gotta go. I gotta go. No goodbyes.
I gotta go.