you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Well, there we go, now it's working.
Okay, I got some good news and bad news.
Good news, I'm ready to go.
Bad news, I really have to take a shit.
So, fuck, I'll be right back.
I'm so sorry.
You
You
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know.
Oh, I didn't switch it, hold on, is it a small window?
Video, is my screen a small res?
My small little window right now, hold on.
in. Wow.
How do I make a big window? Hold on. I have to go to my...
is it 7th and just right what the fuck do I change with 7th and just where do I even
I don't even see the 7th address.
Oh, here.
Okay.
Sorry.
I forgot to do that. That's important.
Important information, but it's done.
Sorry.
Sorry, I had to go into my...
The server OBS, not my OBS.
The CGFu stream at all? He does not. He plays so many mil sims though, it's crazy.
That would be the kind of person that I'm sure a lot of people would love to watch.
But yeah, some people just ain't streamers, you know.
Ten years every stream at 30,000 viewers, what happened?
Um, the view bots are slowly getting killed. That's part one and part two twitch is all about
Twitch is all about like
Hype, you know, like what's the next wave of hype? So I would assume what's what's new today. That's hype
grant the thought of no pixel
I'm assuming there's gonna be hundreds of thousands of people watching that. That's the new hype
um
And then we'll have war dogs on the 10th.
And then that'll have hundreds of thousands of people.
And it only lasts a couple of days.
It used to last a lot longer.
There used to be hype around things like a lot longer,
but pretty short live now, I'd say.
Grains messed up.
Didn't I fix it?
Wait, I didn't fix it?
I didn't work. Hold on. I swear I...
Yeah.
I made it full screen. What's going on here?
It's still a little window.
I will figure this out, hold on, I will figure this out.
I'm still here.
I'm gonna freak out.
I know how to change it, but I don't know how to change it. It's in...
Just trying to stream 1440p all I'm trying to do how do I dude I'm gonna
a fucking rage. I'm gonna rage. Oh, maybe this. It was in studio mode. God, dumbass.
Dumb pieces. I probably would have figured that out if I wasn't so stressed. I do this
thing where I get like overly stressed when it's not that stressful and then I
can't think. We're not getting a shroud no pixel RP I don't
think they let me in. I genuinely don't think they'd let me in anyway so it's okay.
I
Hasn't he just for me at all probably waiting for war dogs something to grind
Oh
Did I saw summit racing yesterday I was taking a bath oh
I was taking a bath and normally I watch peanut when I take a bath, but
I was feeling a little different, you know, I was feeling a little different last night.
I was watching, wait, was that last night?
Anyway, I was watching him race.
That was nice.
Oh, two nights ago, I think.
Two nights ago.
All right, wait, when the fuck was that?
Three nights ago, Saturday?
Oh my God, I haven't taken a bath in three days.
Yikes.
One game is the most difficult recoil spray to control.
I mean counter strike obviously.
So like, if you're talking about a game with ADS, PUBG...
Alright, so my stream cut off last time, because I was testing this 1440p thing, and I was using the wrong server to stream from,
and then the server got a patch, and then when it got patched, um...
It shut my stream down because it had no drop protection,
but because I was using the wrong server.
But now I'm using the right server and I'm trying 1440p again, just for fun.
And now it should be okay.
And you didn't miss much.
Well, I actually kind of forgot what happened.
I was talking to her, we were reading books in Latin,
and then we found a Harry Potter book with Invisible Ink,
and now we're trying to find somebody, I guess.
I don't know. We'll see.
I'm always glad to see you.
I'm good seeing these words as I may put you on the list.
I was just, I was just, I was just, I already read that.
What say you?
How am I so full again?
What am I getting f-
Am I getting full width?
Genuinely, what am I getting so full width?
Is it food?
Damage against mortals, that's gotta be better than mine. Wait, actually does less damage?
What? Oh, cuz it's a slow versus fast. Wait, what's the style of this? How does it swing?
Oh my god, this mod that I downloaded is so much better.
There was, I was playing around with a couple optimization mods to figure out the stuttering
issue and I found a second one that I think is better than the first one.
nice your neck looks like you had a good night someone said wait what happened
oh well see something funny about my skin look at this watch watch ready watch
watch watch watch I think I have like a disease there's not a disease but like a
condition. Watch this, watch this, watch this. Ready?
Okay now wait, wait.
I can't see myself in the... Do you see it?
See it?
See it?
Yeah.
of
Last thing we did is we killed one of the vampires, Ambrus, and I want to do Anka's quest for the vibes.
And then Anka's quest is this one. Look for Albertus and the Middens, I think? Maybe?
Anyway, I want to go to the mid and say, oh, I have four skill points? Four?
Holy shit.
I don't know what I'd do with these skill points.
Ooh, that's not bad.
That's also not bad.
Wait, why does it say 24 out of 35?
That's saying to max the skill tree or is there like a cap here?
That might be to max it.
Alright, um...
Unlock your ults.
Oh!
Wow, reset any active ability.
Cool down on enemy killing. That's insanely good.
Minus one activation charge to cost.
Min one one, that's also pretty good.
100% walking damage on health, below 30%.
Also, okay.
Ultimate, just like a passive?
Loki, you want to see you play League?
League? Out of all the games.
League?
We got another witchcraft skill. Let's do that.
That's crazy that you're saying you want to see me play league out of all games.
Why not deadlock? Just better.
Alright, let's see if the guy, this merchant guy...
Okay, see.
Wanna see if there's been enough time for this quest.
Am I stupid or is he?
In here?
Where the fuck is he?
Here? Here.
You came back.
I did. This guy's son died and maybe he'll give me something.
No, you listen. You said you have a role to play, but I believe you. If someone's to blame, it's me. I was wrong to yell at you.
Feelings got the better of me. I'm sorry.
Okay. I'm apology accepted. I'm blurred and take this as a thank you.
A thank you for ending his torment I hope God will take him in despite what
happened to him at the end and listen about the ring do you still have it by
any chance I do actually I'd be more than happy to buy it back from you a find
is fee if you will so you want to trade may I take a look at your way what
right I'm fucking remember what is it a ring like one of these rings is it a
ring I'm wearing oh it might be this ring is that a symbol I think that's a
symbol. Hold on. He said there was a symbol... his sigil. The sigil was on the wall
somewhere. I don't see it though. What's that?
What the fuck is it out front?
You going to BlizzCon? Yes sir. I'll be there. 9 a.m. sharp.
9 a.m. sharp. I'll be there.
Behind those three wood bars. Oh, this. Oh, it's the Swirly, right?
Anyway, I think it's this ring.
Or something.
Or maybe it's just a quest ring.
Oh, let me save.
Let me figure out what the flow of that.
I don't even understand which...
I don't know, I don't get it.
Maybe one of these is just worth more money.
I got no clue.
It's fine.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Get rid of this shit.
I don't know why I can't get rid of this item.
Just doesn't.
Fine.
Fine.
Hey, zombie back again.
Thank you, Five Gifted.
You gave me Five Gifted yesterday too.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
any boobies in this game? Yes. Yes there is. But if you're looking for boobies, you could
just go to Steam and find an unlimited arsenal of boobies. Alright, where's Anka's quest?
on this quest. I didn't realize time slows down when I run this fast. That's kind of
cool. I need to find a stamina book. There's boobies on the internet now? Yeah, you've
been gone a long time. You've gone a long time, but so have I. Turns out there are
boobies on the internet now. Oh, it's raining. Oh, pretty.
There's so much left here after the plague.
This mod is so much better, dude. I haven't seen a stutter yet.
Even when I'm loading in things.
I wonder if Kilkarnage liked this game.
I said, in my head I said he would really like it, but I haven't gotten, I haven't
got a chance to see if he's been playing it.
I saw him a little bit, but...
Bring back High Guard?
Hey, High Guard wasn't bad!
That ass!
It actually was not that bad.
It just wasn't that great either, you know?
It was like a...
There's like a 6-7 or something.
He's gonna kill those guys?
They're on the camera.
What's this ability to do?
Oh, for the mark.
Why am I healing?
Why am I healing?
Oh, that ability heals me?
Wait, I have to read that ability again.
No, it does not.
Oh, this one!
Regenerate after using actives, I see.
I guess I'll use a sausage.
Oh, shit!
What am I looking for?
Oh, well, that's probably what I'm looking for, maybe.
Cute.
I need to get more potions, dude.
Like actual quick use pots.
I only have food, which is just not that sick.
Playing Valheim tomorrow?
No, I will not be playing Valheim tomorrow.
No.
There's not enough time between Valheim and War Dogs.
So, there's no point.
Genuinely, there's no point.
You can craft?
Well, yeah, I know I can craft, but like, I don't have, like, a lot of it.
You know what I'm saying?
You think I got, you think I got it like that?
Why do I like war dogs?
Um, just cause there's a lot to do.
You could drive, you could tank, you could fly, you could shoot, you could build.
Bro, I swear this is where I'm supposed to be going, but it's...
of
them as something here
these doors,
Oh
Good day, good day
Taking a stroll are we right listen will cut to the chase give us a bit coin and you can carry on
And if I say no, it's really hard to go in a stroll with both your legs broken
Yeah, yeah, yeah, two hundred
You chose the wrong man to rob today
Could have gone easy on you
Get him lads. There's no way these guys are seeing me with this fucking chunky ass armor and they're like yeah for sure
I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight you
Oh
How he hit me?
Honestly?
Ooh!
Wait, what?
You're telling me you're just dropping purple and slay that?
You're telling me you're just dropping purples like that?
She's not a bad ring.
Not a bad ring at all.
What?
Jesus Christ.
It's reduced.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Alright.
That's crazy.
Maximum Stam activation charge, short master ability, cooldown.
Not terrible.
1440p finally I'm gonna be honest I bet you there's no difference besides some
people struggling to watch but I want to do at least try it for a couple days to
just see what the consensus is
I
You're not watching on the phone, but definitely on the PC.
You're the boss, boss.
I do not want to participate in a Mime show.
Oh, good.
Dude, where is this guy?
important names dates it's like something written by a scribe
of
Oh
Damn
Dates looks like something written by scribe
Bro, it's about to be nighttime man, I've been doing this quest so long
Don't you want to see it for yourself?
That guy doesn't...
I think now maybe this triggers?
This says follow the writings on the wall.
So maybe now I could go through here?
Nope, not yet.
1440p on YouTube is better. Yeah, you could have a higher bit rate. Because you could
do 1440p. That's the weird part about 1440p on the Twitch is like, even though you could
do a higher resolution, you can't change your bit rate. So it ends up ultimately being the
the same. The difference is it'll look sharper when you're standing still. But the movement
should look the exact same because your bit rate's the same, right? Is this all buildings
covered in writing? Finally. Oh my god. Is anyone in here? What here? These are the most
violent city streets? Well, this is the mittens. They died to the plague. This isn't like the
real city. Like these scenes with 1440p probably look way better than 1080p. But
Everything else would look the same.
Okay, I'm looking for the Silver Sword, man.
under the foundations of Grand Svartrao Cathedral, but he himself never once set foot inside it.
Listen, I just shush, be gone! All the books torn to pieces, memories fading, but the walls,
The walls, remember?
Anno Domini 795.
This year was marked by the arrival of the master architect and...
No!
No!
No!
Master.
Master.
Anno Domini 795.
Master.
I
Know Domini
795 fucking you talk about man's yeah
Architect
Redemption for sins master
No
I have the same hair, but mine's gray, I'm lucky.
Um, pick up a piece of charcoal.
I don't know why that's an option, but I'll do it.
Master architect. Master architect.
Ooh.
Um...
Interesting.
Where is Saint Mihai's Silver Sword?
No!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
Uh...
the
up a lot of the roof of
the head of the sole of the
up about the sorrowful
the S. and he he he he goes up on the
the
I mean, he'll keep you'll say wrong
Svartral Hill
No, no the words
They're not right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Svartral Plaza
And he understood that he had at last arrived to the place of
of... place of... he arrived at... the place of... of...
of... salvation... redemption.
His penance, the place of his redemption.
And
He laid his sins under the foundations of Grand Svartrao Cathedral
but
But
I don't know this part he died before he could bleed it died before he could complete it
That's not nope it
never set foot never once set foot inside it
yes yes and chapter but what now what now so little time words fading
Saint Mihai, a great warrior, arrived at Vale Sangora on the king's summons.
His task?
To battle a ghost, sowing despair in the region.
He carried a relic, a silver sword.
After his death, the weapon was interred in the crypt beneath Svartral Cathedral, where
it remains to this day.
Yes, let's find it
All right, pop off game
The fuck door open backwards, okay
Oh
Classic plus hype week starcraft starcraft third person shooter hype starcraft roguelike pipe
Double chin hype
Sorry, that was the guy's name at risk. I don't know. I saw a double chin next to me
Diablo's coming back to Diablo.
I'm assuming after this quest I can talk to the Silver Dealer.
Something tells me I won't be able to do this quest at night either and it's about to tick
over the night so I said okay.
A witch huh?
Close to the Dragon Cathedral where the sword's under? Okay.
I know people probably won't want to hear this, but I've been enjoying this game.
I mean, it's been a while since I played Witcher, but I've been enjoying it more.
Maybe it's just because I haven't played the game in a long time.
I haven't played since it came out.
Okay.
How does this help me?
Okay, how does this help me?
Dirt leaves dust.
Seems like no one takes good care of the...
Up here?
Who's this guy?
Up here.
Who's this guy?
Are there puzzles in this too?
No, I haven't seen one anyway.
off. Is that so? Love to chat with your friend. Oh god I've got to get back to work. Please
leave me alone. This courtyard won't tidy itself. Alright, well that was a fail. That's
fine though. Jesus, I'm sorry. Can I talk with him again? No. I told you.
I have to pay him now.
God damn it.
I came to apologize for what I said before.
I fucked up.
I'm here for your time.
You're a good man after all, friend.
Better than our deacon, that's for sure.
So, how can I help you?
He sits back down.
You seem like a man who knows his way around here.
Can't it be more about the cathedral?
Sure, sure.
What do you want to know?
Do you know where the entrance to the crypt is?
Crypt?
Hmm.
I don't think there is one.
You sure?
I wonder how this would look with the Ossos 5.
I would have imagined it would look really good, but I don't know.
I don't think there's anything underground.
Although, one night, I came here to pick up my tools.
I was supposed to do it right after supper, but now all I plan for got.
I was busy loading up my cart when suddenly I heard it morning and cursing
sounded like a madman babbling them and shouting to himself any idea what it
was none I told the caretaker but he laughed at me just to be safe I keep
Looks like I'm going back at night.
Nah.
Looks crazy good I played it with the LSF5 through Nexus mods, I barely saw an FPS difference.
Through Nexus mods, something tells me that you didn't set it up correctly, because I don't think that's how you could do it.
Why don't you wear contacts? Me? Uh, terrified.
Alright, so I think I have to come back for the well at night.
I guess.
Whoa.
God, you know what's crazy?
Places like this exist in real life.
Insane.
I went inside one of the cathedrals in France.
Crazy shit.
bringing happiness to its parents and to the congregation.
I've gotten baptized before and I don't remember it like that.
I guess I wouldn't remember at all.
That was a baby.
Hmm. Don't I know you from somewhere, young man?
You can't see.
Last year, maybe.
Um... yeah.
That's right. My name's Cohen.
It's a real shame what happened there.
So many good people imprisoned, but where there is sin, there must be chastisement and
speaking of sin, come with me.
I'll take your confession.
Wow.
All right.
Wait, I'm going to turn into a vampire.
Fuck it.
I confess as a vampire.
Oh forgive me father for I've sinned it has been 20 years since my last confession
And remember this confession is between you and God I am just a conduit through which your words will reach him
And he will wait the time didn't change yet. I'm still not a vampire. Interesting
When was your last confession
About a year ago.
That's quite a long time, my son.
God looks favorably on those who come to him of their own volition, as well as those
who want to make use of themselves and do his work.
After all, idle hands are the devil's playground.
What?
Now, my son, tell me, is there anything you'd like to confess?
Any particular sin that weighs upon your soul?
Well, I've ate a lot of people.
Gluttony.
Gluttony.
to me. You could say there's a hunger in me that demands to be sated. It gets harder
and harder to keep it at bay. Ah yes. The most common temptation the devil places in
our way. It is a test of your will. You must not give in. It's not easy. For I lost willpower
yesterday, man. I'm sure if I even can control it, I'm strong. And trust that our Lord has
a greater plan for you. Does any other sin weigh on you?
There is a rage inside me. Mostly I'm able to hide it, but sometimes it becomes, it boils
over I see that is a dangerous emotion one that can lead to sinful acts and put
you on a path to hell inspired by the Lord himself they were way more
blunt about it back then a fire that consumes all that's unholy how am I
to know who's whispering to me. Our Lord or the devil. You need guidance and you
shall receive it. Now is that all you wanted to confess? Yeah, that's fine. That's all I
can remember. I hear your confession son. The sin that weighs on your heart is
heavy. But truth shall bring you peace.
Deus pata misericodiarum per ministerium ecclesii indulgentium tibitribuatit pachem et egote absolvo apicatistuis in nomini patris.
I shall leave you here alone so you can ponder on God's mercy, but remember this
Everything wait, I just like unlocked the core memory and scheme did you might not see it yet?
But I'm certain you will play a role in it
When I went to church, I always thought
They were talking so fast that I couldn't understand what they were saying
But now I'm starting to think they were talking in Latin.
And that's why I couldn't understand what the fuck they were saying. I think.
Like whenever I heard that exact same thing going to church,
I would just, I literally didn't understand what was being said.
I was so confused. I was like, dude, is this English?
And now I just learned it's not English. There's no way.
There's no way. That's exactly what I heard.
What?
You're being kicked out?
Oh my...
Oh...
Really?
How on earth would nobody tell you?
Well, it's not like you talked about that.
Who are you going to talk to about that?
Why would you bring that up?
Just something you don't want to hear from me?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
just something you think about okay so I have to question people inside the
cathedral but it's during the day so this quest is fucked absolutely fucked
I guess let's do some stuff that I could do at night I guess
your mother maybe no
one thing
one thing that's important to know about myself when I was younger is I didn't ask a lot of questions
I did not care to ask questions.
So if there's something I didn't know, I just left it at that.
What are they doing?
Huh?
What the fuck is this?
Bro, I can't see.
It's so dark.
What is this lighting?
What the fuck is this?
Bro, I can't see, it's so dark, what is this lighting?
I don't think you can feel parry and stuff when you're out of stamina.
You're just slow as shit
Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Welcome
Oh, yeah, someone asked yesterday, I just remember this now
I don't know how I'm remembering this now and not yesterday
Today someone asked what my favorite game genre was and I was gonna answer and I never did and I was gonna say
I'm in the RPGs once again. I never did so if that person's here
There you go. If you're answer
They've been waiting all night
Oh
Did I get haircut no I am getting haircut tomorrow though for
Mark, do you know what I'm saying?
For a BlizzCon hype it's real.
The one thing that sucks is I won't be experiencing the BlizzCon hype with chat, I'll be experiencing
it in person, but that's okay.
My hope is when I go to BlizzCon, my hope is that there's playable builds of whatever
the new World Warcraft shit is, and the new Diablo shit, and the Starcraft shit.
This might just be my way in.
I have children!
Cynthia.
What do we have?
Just a weaving workshop.
What is it?
Those look like banners.
That's Skender's banner.
Crashly woven.
you got a super cuts your god damn right I got a super cuts these sashes did I
actually been super cuts a few times it ain't that bad
ain't that bad at all
we have here an interesting read and a dangerous one
I'm not in a place, I guess, but no trace to follow.
Pity.
All right, I'm just doing whatever night time things I can do.
I don't want to waste the night away by just, oh.
Silver is to be confiscated. No exceptions. You understand that, right?
What but it's the only thing I've got left of him. Please just is everything all right here
This woman is in possession of contraband. She's breaking the law
come
contraband
It's just a small brooch. Just to keep sake
I always thought it was Bruce, Bruce, how stupid are you and you stay out of it
Enough you leave her alone friend. You're as dumb as she is
All right, you both be coming with me to save the old lady
I'll try him for this.
That dog just wouldn't leave me alone.
Appreciate you stepping in.
This bobble almost cost me my head.
Gotta get rid of it and soon.
I will take it.
So all that memento talk was a lie?
I'm sure it meant something to someone once.
To me, it means a few meals and a warm bed for a couple of days was going to sell it to a fence
But honestly, I have no idea how to even start looking for one that's ready to trade in silver
But you
You look like a shrewd fellow
How about I sell it to you?
I'm sure you'll be able to pass it on for a bigger profit
Sure. I'll take it off your hands.
And solve another of my problems.
Thanks. Now it's time for both of us to get moving.
Someone is bound to come looking for this shit stain.
Stay safe, hero.
Hero? Oh, that just gave me a fucking...
That gave me a spable hype right there.
Quick.
Trouble with Silver.
Oh, this is how you unlock the quest for, um...
This is probably how you unlock the Silver Dealer.
Bro?
Bro?
Okay.
Dude, Fable's gonna be so good, man.
oh my god I can't express the hype for that game for me I'm usually I usually
go into games with low expectations because I don't really care that much
but that one my expectations are so high I'm sure I'll be disappointed but
that's okay as long as it's like alright
Oh, wait, I never finished this quest up here.
Where's the shrine?
Really?
Hmm.
Someone marked us.
Deuteronomy 1223, only be sure that thou eat not the blood, for the blood is the life,
Long as not eat the life with the flesh. Yeah, seems about right
Good thing you didn't ruin the cross beyond repair guess that's all
Okay, don't need anything more to find here
Time to go
Don't get I don't get those quests those like rumors or whatever they are
curious house
I don't really understand, like, weird.
That'd be a good idea to check up on Vulk.
What's my journal say?
My family dies soon, 20 days.
Crypt v- okay, that's daytime.
Become notorious, that'll happen.
Sword shards, that'll happen.
Sacred stones, free Mert.
Dude, freeing Mert?
Freeing Mert, that's like the first quest in the game. I haven't even done that.
Holy shit, I have so many quests.
What? Fuck.
Is it over? Is the game over if your family dies?
I think it's just a different ending.
The game has like,
seven endings or something.
And I don't think they're like, avowed's endings, where they're just cheapo bullshit.
Like, I think they're like, real thought out endings.
That's the only thing that I did not like about avowed is,
avowed had like, 20 endings,
but it was like, such cheapo bullshit endings, where it was just like,
changing a, uh, um, a line or two of text.
That shit fucking sucked.
Think this game has like seven endings and they're all like very real thought-out endings. It's pretty cool
What the hell's this?
Huh?
Is this?
I mean there
this seems like something like a shortcut you'll do for a quest later I
don't know it seems like it's a way to get into the castle and I bet you you
get in here for a quest like a main quest
weird I don't know though this is odd it like looks like it's a sneaky little pet
what the fuck is this
you can't like burn things that's not a mechanic in this game
I guess I'll check on my dad's boyfriend.
Why not?
See if he's still alive.
Um, he's asleep.
You have a horse?
Used to.
And what a beast she was.
The ground used to tremble under her hooves.
Ah, the good old days.
Alright, he talks in his sleep.
What's this?
Smells nice.
wild mushrooms stew i like to eat well even when time what the fuck is this quest
cohen like you vogue what's wrong my dad's boyfriend's dying tried to lift something heavy
My fucking back just gave out on me
Felt like somebody stabbing me right through with a hot poker
Ouch sounds awful. You enjoy being young glad till I feel right now
But here we are not it'll never be better. That's sad. Oh
Oh, um, so, no stories about my dad today then.
How's the game rating out of 10?
Like 8.5.
Pretty fucking good.
Maybe just one though.
I don't want you in my conscience.
Conscience?
That's a word he used a lot.
There's one there. I don't want you on my conscience.
Conscience? That's a word he used a lot.
I bet. He's always been principled and...
No, no, it's not what I mean. That's what he called his horse.
Okay, sounds like there's a story there.
And a good one too. One time on the road to Berno, we crossed paths with this nobleman.
couldn't like him from the start. Nose in the air will stash like a catfish. One look, and you knew he was an arsehole.
Ah, give way! He cries, you lowly villains, or I shall trample you. Ha, needless to say, we didn't like that one bit.
So, you dada me, we put that wanker in his place. Before he knows it, he's on his knees, blood trickling down his split forehead.
spare me he squeals don't burden your conscience and pieter shoots back you're
right your horse can do the dirty work what wait wait this is the best part so
pieter jumps on the smuck's fancy horse and rides right over him once twice
three times till the fucker stop breathing pieter kept the beast of
course and as he wiped the blood off its hooves he said thanks to you I'm free of sin so I shall
call you conscience I'm just coming here to listen to stories about my dad wow that's that's
this quest that's all this sounds like he was ruthless back in the day oh absolutely she didn't
want to be in his bad books. Another time, he...
Yaaaaaawww!
Yaaaaaawww!
Oh, that's me back. Flaid up again. I think...
I think I need a bit of a rest now. But come back tomorrow.
I'll have more stuff to tell. Wait, that's actually the whole point of those characters to just tell stories.
The event is your father and I had. You simply won't believe it.
Easy XP, 100 XP, 200 XP? What are we thinking?
Wait, no XP!
That's got to lead somewhere.
Have you seen the new Warbogs video?
Um, no, but I'm assuming it doesn't matter.
I mean, what is there, let's see.
What is there even to show?
You know?
the
pretty good
I don't really, let's, whatever.
Alright, that was a pointless ass quest, I'm not going to lie.
Does this even matter if I kill the Ambrose or anything?
What is the point of these?
Let me just, for fun, for XP.
Because clearly I'm still too weak. A lot of these zones are...
Well actually, I think they lost their...
Wait, she's over here?
I'm gonna go...
Let's see if I'm too weak for this.
Oh my god, I just realized how many fast travel nodes there are. Holy shit, it's actually a pretty big map.
pretty big map. I was going to go scout out this tower, but not far. Eh, well, I'm going
to go for a little run. Alright, while we run, we have. This is going to take a couple
minutes so I think what the fuck is this okay
No, man, my weapon arts.
I'm trying to parry that, but I don't think I can.
Oh, it's an up.
up attack I think hold on I'm gonna die to him real quick want to try something
Okay, so you have to swap weapons.
Okay, that's kind of annoying.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, that's enough.
That's enough.
Fuck.
You can't animation cancel up
So when you when you swap weapons you can't like
Like, you're stuck in animation basically when you're swapping weapons, which is not,
that's not ideal.
So I need to change my skills up, because I have a sword master skill, and I need to
actually take out a sword, it's this one, a broad swing, and I need to actually take
out my sword, and that's not great, because like I could use charge without a sword, so
So we might have to get rid of it and put on like, dirty trick or something.
Um...
Yeah.
It's not great, but whatever.
I need these plants.
Allison need these deer, come here.
You have to feed the pea?
Yeah man.
That was very cool.
Nothing crazy.
right now by some more.
I only have two days of this game left, and I actually think it's gonna take the whole
two days.
Like this game is a lot larger than I was expecting.
I was expecting this game to be like a short 20 hour game, but...
Oh, shit.
How long till they announce 100k winners?
Never. Probably.
They scammed ya.
God, shit.
I'm sure the 100k winner is for the launch of the game like I doubt I doubt it was just for the test
I'd be really weird and I'm sure it's gonna be for the launch that'd be more important anyway
what's the wolf change bullshit aren't you supposed to be a vampire and wolves the main enemy of
vampires I mean in twilight maybe I don't know
oh matter
the invisible wall shit is so weird to me still I don't get it that's good I think
this is too high level where I'm going but I'm gonna see I just want to scout out
the tower and just have some points of interest but things way too high level
I'm friendly
I mean, turning into a wolf kind of makes sense.
That weird?
The company name is Rebel Wolves.
That's a very fitting choice.
Single player?
Nope, multiplayer.
full pvp, full loot
I'm actually looking for a player to kill right now
I don't know why I'm lying to these guys
I don't know why, doing this
oh my god, get up!
Double the burger.
Tantali, Tantan Village. Nothing more to see here.
Dope. That's all I wanted.
Can't go through there. Good.
Is there any loot down here?
Uh oh.
it's so dark holy shit I can't see anything hello oh my god get me out of
here I'm fucking blind
Alright, we'll at least get the fast travel here, because I don't know if I'm supposed
to be here yet.
That's the wrong way.
Okay, there we go.
I think this area is too high level.
I also don't have oh my yeah this is okay not supposed to be here now we will
leave after I pick some perks I don't know what I'm gonna pick though
um attacking restores recently lost vampiric health pretty good pick that pretty good
shadow step range is goaded but like you don't use it in combat do you i guess you could
i haven't really tried to use it in combat but hey probably could
Oh, I wanted to unlock more skills, didn't I?
Yeah, that's a big one.
Because then I could put Scarlet Shields in.
I think if auto puts Scarlet Shield in, which is good.
Nice.
Scarlet Shields are really good.
Um, where do I go?
There's a lot of stuff at the beginning of the game I kind of missed.
Journal.
Honestly, I don't really have any main quests besides waiting for daytime for the Cathedral.
So, I guess we'll go back here and wait till daytime.
Come on in.
Alright, who am I talking to?
What the work is?
Yes, Dreamer.
If it's have much to do, so either be quick about it or leave me to my duties.
We tried to do this five months now.
Could you point me towards the entrance to the crypt?
What are you talking about?
I wanted to pay my respects to the city's founders.
Light a candle in their memory if possible
Sorry to disappoint son, but there's no crypt in this house of worship now if that is all
Things change
Especially in the last few years, perhaps the crypt was built over or sealed away
Listen son the parish book doesn't say anything about any crypt. I should know I wrote parts of it myself
Can I take a look?
Just to make sure. No. The library is not open to just anyone.
Still, it seems to me you have plenty of time on your hands and will keep on badgering me.
Tell you what, I'll give your idle hand something to do, and afterwards maybe I'll let you take a look into the library.
Tell me what you need then.
Our caretaker Rado is missing, it seems. It's been few days since he last came to work.
And now his duties have become my duties.
I imagine he's lazing about somewhere, having a laugh at my expense.
This game is a good example of how much better games used to look ten years ago.
I don't... so...
I think people have forgotten how... how much graphics have gotten better.
Like...
Ten years ago...
Trust me.
You're like you're looking at it. You're looking at it wrong, right?
Like you're in your head and you're thinking about it from when you played it when you were younger
If you like play a game in 2016
You there's a few that stand out, but most of them
You can obviously tell
Graphics graphics overall have gotten better on a baseline
Because you can't like view it from like 2016's best games because obviously 2016 had some incredible games that look
Amazing, right? You just got to view it from the baseline of your average game
that's being made in 2016 versus your average game being made now.
Any idea where to look for him? Perhaps he's at home. If I only knew where that is.
Radu's a secretive man. No, I'd rather ask around in the arms house. He spends a
lot of time talking to the inmates. The arms house? Where is it?
Oh, you were saying it the other way around.
Yeah.
I remember fighting my old Xbox 360.
360 games sort of rough.
Yeah.
You, but yeah, sorry.
I didn't realize you were talking about it in the way that I just said it.
How much better it's gotten at a baseline.
I thought you were talking about it the other way around.
Okay, so we gotta gain access to the library.
Can't that just like walk in?
Skinny fat boy!
Thank you.
For we have strayed from the path with a vicarious guidance. We shall prove worthy of thy care
Interrupt her or wait, I'm sorry to interrupt, but can I ask you something? Yes, brother. What do you need, bro? There? I
Assume you'll hear every day
You probably know this place really well. Would you mind directing me to the crypt? I
Wanted to light a candle for our ancestors
We're a damn good detective.
Speaking of detective dude, I gotta play the Batman games again.
whenever the game, whenever, this month is so hot for games, so it's a bad time, but
like whenever gaming dies down in like January or February, ooooh, alright, Father Florin,
the treasury.
I am Bruce's dad.
Um.
the
Can you speak in here as all scaffolding and shit?
the round even catch me
hello can you tell me what's in that room behind you
it's the bell tower but we mostly use it for storage right now
there's a lot of work happening around here i don't know where i am
so it got a bit cluttered and it's my job to unclutter it
Could you let me take a look inside?
What? Why would she want to go in there?
The frescoes in the cathedral are quite something. I'd like to see all of them.
I don't know. They put me in charge, you know. I could get into a heap of trouble.
I understand your worry. You'd risk a lot. But I could give you a reward for your trouble.
Really? What kind of a reward?
Daenerys?
How about some Daenerys?
Daenerys?
I could buy something for my mom.
Because he's still 30 FPS, so you gotta get a mod to unlock it, I think.
I don't know why. I mean, I know why it's console-oriented.
Anytime you see shit locked to 30 FPS or 60, it's 95% of the time it's console-oriented.
I'll get the blame if you do
25 coins is nothing child
Cathedral's treasury perhaps
Golden shallots interesting
I really like the story of these vampires being like their rulers.
Huh. Looks like it opened something important. Maybe the treasury. Huh. Looks like it opened
something important.
Yes. Can I take it? Or does it just give me it? Okay, nice.
I don't know where the fuck the treasure even is.
It's definitely in here somewhere.
I don't know. I'm stupid, I guess.
I came to Michael, faced by Princess's symbols.
Is it blood pouring down from heaven?
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be doing here, because it seems to be like it's in
this cathedral, but it's because when I leave the zone, it's not yellow anymore.
So, it's in there.
I'm missing something.
I don't know what I'm missing, but I'm missing something.
Oh.
I wonder if you could just skip the questioning of people if you know where it is.
Like I don't know what the fuck the courtyard is. I'm sure you guys do about that. Yeah
That's pretty
You know your craft. What's the next game we're playing war dogs? I'm doing my best
I'm very big really do justice to our kinyas as vision. I mean, I'm finished. It's all go up there
The one before it was a true work of beauty I must admit
what was in that stained glass window oh it was a saintly high a gorgeous piece
in reds and whites when the sun shone through it it was a remarkable sight
what a shame it was destroyed what about the glass shards did they get thrown
away no Radu the caretaker swept them up and took them somewhere his shed I
I imagine I see thank you for telling me all that. I'll leave you to your work, right? There's much to be done yet
That didn't help me at all
Watch it optional find the broken stained glass in the caretaker shed work. Oh fuck
Didn't help me at all I
Have no
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whip used for self-flagellation, at least until the precury forbade such practices.
I'm...
I don't know, I'm gonna go just...
I'm just gonna go run around outside until something looks like I...
He should go there.
Nope.
Maybe this side?
I'm just gonna run around in circles until I find something.
Maybe it's this building.
No.
Our stand.
Why is it so complicated?
Okay.
Hello.
fuck, I think I have to go around
yep, gotta go on the other side
This building. Oh my god. Is that how they wanted you to do that? Oh my god, I don't know.
Wrong
Scratches
There's a gap holy shit a hundred twenty three months. Let's go go Pedro
All the shelves are empty. This shelf doesn't look too heavy
Ten years later he noticed me ten years.
Is it been a long time?
What do we have here?
He just notices the green badge. He doesn't really know any of us. Well, I mean, that's not wrong. I don't really know you, right? I'm not entirely wrong. I don't know anyone here.
Hmm. What is this place?
Oh! Diamond breastplate.
A woman with a spider's face.
Who... what does it represent?
Well, wow.
I'm out of the city.
Eyes.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You don't know him, but he knows you.
Technically, nobody actually knows me.
Isn't that interesting?
Isn't it interesting that I've been streaming for...
14 years and yet nobody actually knows me. I think that's interesting.
So, this hideout is for the Florence Little Secret. What's your game, priest?
That's the foundation of our social relationships.
map. Yeah. Why? What's going on in there?
That's a terrible, just enough to know absolutely everything
about you. And seems like Father Florin and his followers are
up to something shady. You won't let us in. That's good. You
won't let us in as good. That's why I'm so sorry.
Dude, you guys should see my magic cards.
Oh my god.
Here, let me show you really quick.
I want to show you the magic cards I have.
Um...
How do I show you?
Uh...
Look at this.
I'll just send the picture to Hannah and then open it up on Discord.
all these cards that I have ready to be opened.
So I have six Final Fantasy Collector Brewsters,
two MH3 collectors, two AC's, three Spider-Man's. I actually don't know what
these are but I thought they looked cool. The dragon ones,
Dragonstorm. I genuinely never even heard that in my life but I saw I saw it and I
had to buy it and then I bought a bunch of Marvel. One, two, three, four, five, six,
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Marvel
Collector boosters and then I have this doesn't look like a lot, but I have like 40 just like regular playboosters
I just have this at some point. I'm gonna open it. I don't know when
Kind of does look like chocolate bars, huh at some point I will open it
On stream? I don't know. I just bought a bunch because I was like super excited and I really
like the Marvel ones especially. I was super excited to open them and then I bought them
and then I just never opened them. I don't know what happened.
A headdress of some kind.
Looks like an ancient head covering of some kind.
No idea who could have worn such a thing.
Yeah, the Spider-Man ones.
I've opened a few of them, and I haven't gotten anything.
Sick.
This thing gives me the creeps.
I've never opened up MH3s, but I've heard they're really cool, so...
I bought them to open them, just a few.
And then I never opened them.
I'm gonna go get him.
Huh.
A cross.
How many of those left?
Why would they keep one in here?
Wait, there's no dust on this cross.
Someone must pick it up quite often.
Raining!
Probably no one needed.
Guys, it's raining!
Oh my God, look!
Wait, I guess...
Look at what, this...
Can't see the rain.
Anyway, that's exciting!
Quaint.
Wow, so much rain!
It's a bear!
It's Winnie the Pooh a bear
What animal is Winnie the Pooh?
It's adorable unlike the bears one might meet in the mountains
He eats honey, thank you
That's big oh that's big I'm drinking that
What did that give me? I unlocked Blood Surge. Explodes the target. What? Okay, it's a blood explosion. Wait, that's sick!
Three activation charges is a lot, though. That's cool. Fuck yeah. I didn't expect to find that there. Very cool.
I'm good lootin' here.
Alright, let's go find the Silver Sword.
I don't think the Silver Sword's gonna matter because when I go fight these vampires, I'm
gonna fight them at night and I'm gonna use my claws.
So that's the point of the sword?
I don't know.
Maybe if I choose to use it in the fight, it makes the fight easier and maybe...
This game has a lot of levers to play with, like every time you do something hard, there's
a way to make it easier.
So maybe the sword is a way to make the vampire bosses easier, but you don't have to obviously
use it if you don't want to.
That's my guess.
But then again, I'm sure the sword is good just for anything.
I'm sure it's just a good sword.
What?
What you want?
What is this place?
Are you a vampire?
Well, I'm a human by day.
Vampire by night.
Vampire by night.
Vampire by night.
Vampire by night.
Vampire by night.
Vampire by night.
Vampire by night.
night.
Gotta get rid of the guards.
No.
It's not what I'm doing.
I'm doing this.
That's what I'm doing.
This game has a day-night cycle based off of quests, of time segments.
Every time you do things, time goes and changes, but right now I'm a human, but sometimes,
sometimes you have to do things at night, sometimes you have to do things during the
day.
from Father Florence Mad.
Hey!
Yeah!
So your blade, yes.
You're not going to spare.
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing really.
Actually, yeah.
I just need to...
Ahahahahaha!
Medieval Blade is this game, yeah.
Many people pass through here, I bet.
They do.
They seem a busy place.
Many priests.
I don't...
Don't know what you mean.
You've got nothing to fear from me.
It's not you I'm worried about.
It's them.
Them?
Yeah.
Listen.
It would be best if you leave, all right?
These people, they don't mess around.
Hold on, what people?
Cough, please. Just leave, all right?
No, take my money. I'm just throwing money at people.
Get in trouble.
Oh bless you, friend. This will get me a warm meal today.
Come to me, all the labor.
This is so nice. I just need to take it in for a second.
Like, you never see rain?
Let me just take it in for a second, okay?
Once I-
Yeah, anything to report?
Yeah, nice.
Beautiful.
Come to me all the way.
Oh, ployale.
This could be the destiny.
I didn't have to stand up for this gaming fair through.
You know you're old when you admire water.
Dude, it hasn't rained in like...
I mean, it rained yesterday or two days ago.
two days ago but still besides that it hasn't rained in like
months like three to four or five months or something
like it's beautiful dude like look at it
hold on maybe it'll focus better if i walk away oh oh hell this cuff will make it deaf to me
Okay, you still can't see it you still other back you still can't see it. It's so
Muggy, it's horrible. Oh, yeah, it's also really hot today. So it's actually pretty bad. Usually California is really dry
So the heat is like kind of nice
It's like bearable like you could be in like a 90 degree heat in California. It'd be nice, but this is so
Wet right now. It feels like Florida and Florida's awful
Probably one of the worst places on earth, to be honest.
Oh, bloody hell. This cut would be the death of me.
I'm gonna get some water.
Oh, and Texas, the second worst place on earth.
Come to me, old neighbor, and the heavy latent, and I will give you rest.
Oh, that's shortly, Jesus.
Oh bloody hell there's cut for me the death of me
Don't give me any trouble
Oh, bloody hell, this cut will be the death of me.
Come to me, I will give you rest, I surely need it.
Oh, bloody hell. This cough would be the death of me.
Anything to report?
Trust in the Lord, and lean not on your own understanding.
Now, I don't understand the day at all.
Oh, bloody hell. This cop will be the death of me.
Let me see how it goes.
I'm in trouble.
Anything to report?
Trust him, Lord.
Oh, I'm in a bloody hell.
There's got to be the death in thee.
I
Oh, bloody hell, this cop will be the death of me.
Trust in the Lord, but I mean not on your own understanding.
Now, I don't understand the thing of it all.
Looking for trouble?
Go about your day, citizen.
I missed the old days.
Ah, ployale.
This cut will be the death of me.
Come to me, old labor and heavy laden,
and I will give you rest. I'll show you, Jesus.
Bloody hell. This ghost will be the death of me.
I missed the old days.
All right, I can't have needed my help.
I can't have needed my help with something.
All right.
Anything to report?
Bloody hell, this cough will be the death of me.
You know what?
Don't play Hello Kitty at Island Adventure with me?
Yeah, that sounds amazing!
I'm gonna take a pitch first, hold on.
Oh, pluriel. This cop will be the death of me.
Oh, my lord, you've been knocked on your own understanding.
Well, I don't understand the thing at all.
I miss the old things.
Yeah, which which Hello Kitty Island adventure one two three or four
You watch the new bulk bulkhead video I did not we're going down
about your day citizen just in the Lord and we not on your day understanding tired of
saving well understand the thing at all unmute hello yo what's up are you not done with that
game no this game is huge oh massive we're serious about playing hello kitty island adventure yeah
I'm forced I'm getting forced into playing it and like it'd be better to play with someone
Wait, you know what we should do actually though
Don't
The new Halloween game
I knew it was just not gonna be what I said. I just knew that's not what yeah
I knew it was coming wait hello to the island adventure this game is new
Yeah, just paid $40 for it
Wait you're playing you're buying it I
I had to what do you mean by buying it? I have to play it. I have to force. I got strong arm into it
Like they
They paid me against my will to that game is expensive though. Actually, I know I it's too late. I already bought it
And I was wondering if you wanted to play if you do want to play it that would be cool
But if you don't is it co-op ask I don't know how it works. I didn't even look. Oh
Oh, let's see. Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
It is online co-op.
Okay, but here's the problem.
It's like Animal Crossing. So all that really happens is you could just visit each other's home.
That's not particularly co-op-ish, you know, it's not like we're playing the game together.
We play the game ourselves and then like we say like hi to each other in high five every
now and then.
That doesn't sound sick.
If that's true, that's not sick.
I agree.
Are you gonna are you gonna finish that game?
Is it good?
It's good.
Yeah, it's actually it's really good.
It's the only thing is it's getting easier as time goes on, but that's okay.
Like as you get stronger, you know, like the game gets a lot easier, but it's a very unique game, I'd say.
I forgot the Halloween game came out and I was gonna suggest that we all play it with
the boys and just like dick around for fun.
It's not very good.
Yeah, it's not a very good game, but I think it'd be fun actually.
How many people could play?
Hold on.
How many people can?
Five?
That's it.
So it's one killer and four
Civilians that's it. Isn't that a dead by daylight?
I just thought it the game is pretty big. I'm just surprised. It's only five people
You want to do that instead except forgot about it
I have to do this okay just play for like an hour seen an hour
You're not gonna play longer than that that game is like hello kitty island adventure is what you're playing like you tell me that's what you're gonna do
this course will be the death of me yeah yeah that is what i'm saying yeah yeah all right well i'm
excited to watch i'll tune in if you do however get sick of it and you want to play halloween
i'm down to run a five man i'll i'll get us some copies looking for trouble all right um
Um, Zippity-Doodle-Dah.
Zippity-Doodle-Dah-A. Good luck.
Yep.
Bye, dude.
Suck it up!
The man you've been trotting back around with you!
Oh, dude, what the hell?
This cough will be the death of me.
I'm similar to the hand.
Just like the one I saw in the first week of my life.
I heard the Halloween game is not good.
Yeah, but you know how it is.
When you play games that are not good with friends,
they can end up being kind of fun.
I'm sorry to bother you, but can I ask you something?
I bother at all.
What do you need, friend?
Do you know Father Florent?
Of course, I go to Mass every Sunday.
I bet he comes here on pastoral visits too sometimes.
Why do you ask?
I just wanted to...
I have lots of work to do and you should leave now.
Listen, there's no reason.
Good day.
Okay.
To report.
Sorry.
I'm not sure how to do that.
I don't know my name.
Hello.
I'm going inside. First one to try and stop me will get a broken nose. We'll take our
Oh, no, they have weapons.
That's some good CC.
So, what have my abilities changed?
Um...
Do I have to change this every time?
Day and night?
That's kind of annoying if so.
I do!
Oh my god, that's so stupid.
These are heavy GG tools.
In the name of the father.
Oh.
I'll take all that shit.
Blood on the bed.
Some bandages.
Someone was patched up here.
Steve Snow.
The fuck?
Who's this guy?
Guard just ran in.
Is it because I'm stealing all this shit?
I've never seen the guards actually care about me stealing things.
I think that's cuz I stole
What what's happening I couldn't like engage in the combat with them
Nice.
Okay.
My dearest Gala.
Bad news.
Uh.
Yeah, house is haunted
Okay
When what's down there?
There's no way there's another card on me
This place must be ancient.
This place is ancient.
What do you want to, Father Florene?
Jesus! What is happening?
What the fuck?
And I don't know what it represents.
It gives me the creeps.
Little lag? That's fine. Little DLSS5 lag.
It is crazy how many devs don't take the time to like...
they just use the OSS5 and they just fucking they just like use the tooling
but they don't like trying to like optimize it
it was a save moment no either way I don't think stuff like that should happen
ever, you know? Save or not.
That father's Lord?
He's got secret meetings down here, dude.
calm down my children do not be afraid I know this man he's not our enemy in fact
he may yet prove to be our friend let him pass so I can speak with it
This guy secretly trying to bring down the vampires or what?
He's a pretender?
He's actually a good guy.
What a secret sex cult, yes, that's... that's definitely what this is.
not sure what there is to discuss. The future of this land, one in which the
Vrakiri no longer corrupt everything they touch. At first I believed in
Brensys. I thought him an angel of the Lord, walking amongst us men.
What this valley had to endure in the past?
Scenders, bloody rule, the plague.
It needed a saviour.
But now I say I was mistaken.
Parencis is the adversary who is testing our faith and resolve.
That abomination and his clique are blasphemers
Trying to impose on us their false visions of God.
You think you can pull off his aircraft? 100%.
100% I can pull that off.
I don't believe you, Snake. Just kill them right there.
What do you want from me?
He could be tricky, he could be tricky.
You have a chance to act. Together we might restore God's peace in this realm.
Um...
What's in it for you?
What's in it for you?
Princess is the adversary
Siding with that monster, please only to damnation
But if his evil is stopped
I'll prove myself
In time people will forget my sins
Especially if you remind them that I helped you
So weird that it wants me to kill him like that's a big prompt here
No. What am I doing?
Um...
Francis is our enemy.
Hi.
Together we might just stand a chance of taking him down.
I am glad you think so, son.
I see now that you might indeed be the answer to my prayers.
But I must be certain.
i cannot repeat the same error i made when the vracchiri took over
never trust a bald man
okay
one that will not only mark you as god's true servant
but might also find you with an untyed in the upcoming battle
please prepare yourself and come back to me sir
i'll explain everything
okay
Um, let me skip one, so I have one.
What do you mean I'm ready for your trial, man?
we can only dream of. Having discovered this place, I tried to learn as much as I could about its past.
The heathen paintings, they show a hero decked in armor. I think it's still here.
At the very bottom of this abyss. Let me guess, it's somewhere in this maze and you expect me to find it, don't you?
yes when you're ready follow the corridor over there okay all right I'm off good go forth my son
Prove that you're the savior the valley needs
Okay
Time to find the other am I getting a full set?
Door just closed on me like that. I don't like that. I'm doing this as a human, but
That pagan shrine, I wonder if it was used for bloody sacrifices.
I'm gonna let him in.
I got absolutely spout.
I'm sure there's more though.
What are we here?
That's an impressive piece of armor.
Ooh.
I'm gonna get armor where my nipples are out, dude.
I love armor where your nipples are out.
I don't know what it is, that shit is peak.
four of them against such a swarm looks like a meeting of heroes standing
together in the face of darkness the champions of old I wonder if they left
something behind
I tried to stand his ground, poor man.
This thing won't just let me pass.
I can't move!
Come on dude!
There we go!
Kill, kill, kill!
Ah fuck it!
Oh my god!
I'm too scared to parry from such low HP.
Yeah, yeah, keep throwing your bird on me, man.
Yeah, I may have played like a little bitch, but you know, kind of do what you gotta do
sometimes.
Yeah I wonder if there's a mob to fix the camera.
It is really weird when you're fighting multiple mobs.
Probably the worst part about the game is the camera like tweaking.
It like, I don't think there's a single person who's played this game and has had the camera
work the way it's supposed to.
It always just like snaps to random things
My weight I'm getting kind of full here. You got to relax on the looting everything
I'm not sure what the point of the yellow bar is below the silver health bar.
I don't know.
I don't know why they do that.
I don't know why the boss fight their yellow bar is actually their health and then when
their bar is done you kill them in one shot.
I don't get that either.
Oh my god.
I know what the yellow bar is, but I'm saying like the point of it doesn't make any sense
Like there's no point of having a health bar and a stamina bar
You may as well just have one like it doesn't do
I'm not sure who I want to auto lock to, it's fine.
They're going by these guys, man.
I've met the vampire hot lady, what the hell?
No?
I've only seen her at the beginning of the game, I guess.
Oh, no, not dogs.
Why are you walking on that guy?
It's not good.
Dogs are my nightmare.
There.
I don't have any fucking heals, man.
Actually, I might.
It might just not be quick-slaughted.
We can't use during combat.
That's literally the whole point!
That's the whole point of when you use it.
Cannot use during combat some bullsh**t.
I just got lied to.
And then I died because of it.
I have to quick slot it I guess.
Yeah, dogs without indicators are very annoying because you can never tell where they're actually
attacking from.
It's tough.
Oh my god, that didn't work all night long.
That was not worth it. I'm dead. That was not worth it.
I did not realize that ability killed half of your health. 45%
I thought it was like 20. Fuck!
I
I
Oh, there were no more of you here.
Fucking dogs.
Do not have heals, not really.
Heels are...
What I've learned is heals are not that common in this game.
Oh, there's one.
You can craft them.
Well, once again, they're not that common.
You have to go pick fucking daisies, bro.
Yeah, of course you can craft them, but you're gonna go pick daisies?
I ain't gonna go pick fucking daisies.
I'm lost. I've done a circle.
Oh, this one has been dead for a couple of days already.
Oh, Sod.
Well, he's been trying to find people for this trial for... can I fall down here?
Ow!
Am I stuck down here now?
I think I'm actually stuck down here.
I think you're supposed to be a vampire down here, if you could like, do the ability to get out?
But, I'm not a vampire, so...
I actually can't get out.
That's crazy.
Help!
This has to be the right way though
Blaze after he let the same thing. Oh
Wait, I think it's saved when I was down here. Can you skip time not willy-nilly you have to skip time at like a fast travel shrine thing
Okay, so I can't go down there until night time and something tells me that is the correct
way to go.
Huh.
There's nothing else here.
Oh wait, maybe?
Hold on.
No way they would let you get stuck like that?
I mean, that's why I'll look around a little bit more.
I'll look around to see if I miss something, but I don't think I did.
Oh, but I can't walk through that I'll die, right?
This chamber looks important.
Oh, wait.
Oh, we're good.
I guess.
What's down there, then?
Oh, that target, man.
I hate those things.
Oh yeah, they all died.
No, I'm not going to have time to play Onimusha, DJ.
I'm not going to have time.
We got war dogs after this. This game is fucking so big, dude.
This game's like a 40 to 50 hour game.
I don't even know if I'll finish this before war dogs.
That ass.
Not looking like I will.
I underestimated how large this game was.
Not bad.
This must be what Father Florin wanted.
Not to return to him.
Gonna be 60 hours at this base.
look at armor
How do I get back I forgot the way oh, this is right
I'm back I got your armor
Father Florent?
Ah, Colin. What do you need, my son?
You sure it weren't?
I did what you wanted. I found the armor deeper in the ruins.
Astounding! There is no doubt in my heart that our lord has great things in store for you.
I think you now stand a real chance against the damned adversary.
When you decide to make your move against the Knyaz, I'll make sure that your task
is at least a bit easier.
There's an uphill side path to the castle, leading to an entrance for servants.
The man guarding it is one of my flock.
three times, with a short pause after each knock, and he'll know to let you in.
Thank you, Father. No, thank you. For returning hope into this old heart, I truly
believe that you will succeed. May the Lord keep you, Cohen.
I could level up but it's gonna swap time and I don't want that that's a cool little
quest I enjoyed that.
I don't trust that guy. Yeah, definitely not. At least I got some badass armor, though.
Look at me. My little shoes need some work, though. Look at these little guys. Little
loafers
But I don't got shit
Owner was on down that hole. I'll probably go back at night if I remember
Yeah, this game is very
like open like you you don't follow a linear path
like you could just you're trying to fight the court
and ultimately brensis so you're going through and you're killing like his
kind of henchmen
to maybe get better
gear become stronger weak in him or something
but you could just go straight to him you could say you know what fuck it
I'm just gonna kill him right away like there you can end the game
As soon as you want or as soon as you can
Because obviously it's very hard to do it when you're under leveled and undergeared, but you can't do it
What is happening what
Way too dank
Well, I've been born here
Might have clues, the library is closed, but perhaps there's another way to get inside.
Do I need to be a vampire?
I think I need to be a vampire.
Yep, it's looking vampire-like.
Jesus, I'm sorry.
You're back.
I'll level up and then it'll be night time.
I kind of played until most are all endings are unlocked.
I just picked one I thought was dramatically coolest and boom.
Well, my plan is to let my family
die, so... I don't know how that's going to work.
Exactly.
I need to feed, sooner or better.
Gentlemen, please, I don't want any trouble.
What if we do look in for trouble?
Please bring it over, that's what she wants.
You better behave.
It's like that howling's coming from the well.
What's that sound?
Not the wind.
No way.
Damn, like, nice hit.
Why is there so many of them?
Oh, boy.
Really strong.
Bro.
oh my god not good not good not good I'm playing like shit
I'll get you, sooner or later.
Now what do you mean by that?
Did you gain a sword when you were a vampire?
You can.
It's just, you're obviously stronger with your claws.
How close does that sound?
It's not the wind.
There's probably people who don't want to be a vampire and they're super against it,
and the way they do their playthrough is...
Every time they turn into a vampire, they either A...
Don't use their claws or be instantly make a daytime and skip all vampire activities and stuff
I wouldn't use this one anymore.
It's gone dry.
Oh.
Oh.
There's a passage here.
It's just a little dark.
hours am I in see how many hours I'm in oh like 16 let's take a look at you won't
get through here I can hear some howling on the other side
I think your safe is at 11, no?
Oh, maybe I left the game open.
He's just crazy.
He jumped so far into the wild, breaking both his legs.
Oh, let's see. Save game, save.
Oh yeah, it says 12 hours here. Interesting.
I guess maybe I left the game open...
...for a couple hours, I guess.
Damn, I've only played that little?
That's very little.
Give me your blood!
of
You like the combat? Yeah, it's probably the best part of the game.
The camera is really scuffed, but the combat's really good.
Like, I was saying earlier that you could tell they put a lot of, like, focus on making sure the combat's good and fluid.
Because of how much you do it. You're in combat so much.
They made it, they clearly made the game more of a combat-focused game than, like, story.
Although the story is good and there's a decent bit of it. It's just you're doing a lot of combat
Wait, so that's all that was down there?
fuck
sucked
We're sneaking in this place
Wait, you don't sneak in as a vampire?
I figured you could go through a window or something.
Oh wait.
Oh, better look for the Chronicle.
Hmm, Skenda's treasure is at the bottom of the mountain chasm, I wonder how much truth
there is to this story.
The annals of Svartral Cathedral, this is the Chronicle that Deacon told me about.
It's very dark in here.
you
you
you
you
you
Did you do the maze?
The priest quest?
I did.
I got armor.
That's good for being a human.
I got this armor.
Ancient Heroes armor.
It's health, restoration, charge, and supernatural and witchcraft.
But I'm using this one in my vampire set, because I think it's just better, probably.
Maybe.
Let me use a fucking light, because I can't see shit.
Oh, that's a vibe.
Holy fuck, man.
What's that?
Moning.
It's coming from behind this wall.
Moning?
Maybe fucking or what
Huh.
The sword!
Is he alive?
What?
Are you behind?
What?
Are you behind?
What?
You're my ass!
Okay!
You're my pain!
Oh, but you can't send me to fire!
I can't tell where he's attacking from.
Okay, okay, yeah, that's fine.
I... I... I don't know his moves, bro.
he's just hidden me from every direction I don't know where it's coming from
I actually can't tell
your eyes
Dude
Vampires are so weird or zombies cuz like I can't tell if he's swinging from the left cuz it takes you out
He like raises his sword, but then he claws from left
Do you need to like focus on which one he's doing?
Ah
I
Fuckin Tobias
Ah, man.
You cannot help me here any longer!
Die!
Oh, that saved me enough.
Oh, that saved me enough.
Oh, I'm gonna cancel some tacky-doll a little bit, I think.
Oh.
I changed my vampire abilities, man.
To bias.
Who the fuck is to bias?
I helped.
I helped all of you.
And you...
betrayed me.
Wait, he's got the same eyes as me.
name of the game what did you call me don't walker so they haven't found you
yet haven't told you told me what and who's they
No time.
No time.
You need help now.
No. Listen to me.
My life I can feel.
Raining.
Ah, the sword.
It's broken.
Shatter them.
The Capoldine.
They talk at the pieces.
Seek them.
Forge it anew, and it shall never fail you.
Thank you. I'll try to reforge your sword.
Ah, need serve? Serve you well.
But beware, he is out there, watching, watching,
Seeping into you, crowing.
What...
What are you...?
The Orgas.
They can... can help... save you.
Trust them.
May I? I don't understand. Who?
May I?
May I?
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I hope you find peace.
Broken sword.
Oh my god, it's not even patched.
Aw, man.
Alright.
Let's loot.
Who is this?
What's this?
What else we got?
Mr. Segorinak able to fit me out of your shit mountains to your guide repairs must wait.
Bias.
I already have one blade shot. I need to find the rest. And the Nuriashi Blacksword.
Oh, I could compel a soul I think. I actually think I could compel a soul. But I can't do it during the night.
That's cool.
If I remember, I'll come back and I'll compel a soul later.
Oh, hey guys.
of
Yeah
Time to have to kill these guys do they just keep responding we good
What are you planning to buy mate and achievement
This.
In return, I'll be given permission to enter the Cathedral Library.
Well, I already went in, so don't need to do that.
Um, alright, so I guess my next quest is to repair the sword?
I guess? Journal?
Search for a blacksmith.
And I have to find other sword shards. Oh my god, that's like a whole thing. That's like a whole thing?
Oh, bonkers should be done by now. Wait, done with what? What did I do last with her?
Oh fuck, I remember.
I had to travel, I'll just turn in the squad, they'll probably give me a lot of XP.
I'm not going to see you.
Cohen, good to see you.
Even longer.
We said there's something you'd like to discuss.
Ah, yes.
While we were studying the forbidden books, I found references to something rather interesting.
Impluvium vitae.
The font of life.
Oh, tell me, what's the story?
It's a place, and if these manuscripts are to be believed, it's right here in Veil's
Sangora.
Well, what does it do with this font?
Ah, listen to this.
Larvis in Impluvium Vite, at Exibis Fortior Achilles.
Bathed in the font of life, and emerged stronger than Achilles himself.
Sounds like that might come in handy for you, eh?
So where is this font, exactly?
Sadly, it's not all laid out on a silver platter.
Which is probably best for your sake.
Did you burn- did you perform the ritual or burn the troll?
No, I did the ritual.
It's an afterthought at best.
She really wanted to do the ritual, so I let her.
I also found the journal of a traveling monk.
And it might talk about the very place.
Want to take a look?
Sure.
Send me.
Right.
Over here.
As we eat on cut as the game and now you just lose this quest line. I
Accidentally ate her earlier right before we start remember that analph was a mystic so his prose
Well, see for yourself
Seeing your symbol oh sweet Lord so close to that was just baiting in chat well braided in ribbons a false sky
That's funny. I fell to my knees and I wept my tormented visage etched onto clouds
Not a soul in sight to comfort me.
Give it to the hungry, alright?
Keep going.
The pagan font.
Real as can be.
Hugged by rocks.
Hidden by trees.
The very mountains cry over their shaken faith.
If miracles happen without thee, Lord.
Do they happen despite thee?
What? What tremendously helpful is he, this ennob?
Well, we have some clues to lean on.
Here, let's take a look at this map of the valley.
Now, where could he have been?
Seeing your symbol, oh, sweet lord, so close to where old devils lie.
I felt my knuck, the village of Agasti, and a shrine to Saint Mihai right next to it.
Hmm, but it's a long way from the mountains, isn't it? And Enolphe refers to them twice.
Maybe Enolphe was somewhere here, next to the convent. And plenty of religious symbols
there. Nowadays, yes. But Enolphe lived in the tenth
century remember and centinas was founded only a hundred years ago right
forget it then this is roughly where we are right yes why look there's a shrine
right here close to the mountains but far from any settlements so no soul
nearby yes this must be where he was and it's right around the corner I must
say you keep surprising me they misspelled surprising did they keep
fucking up her spelling who knows what else I have in store for you oh no is
what else I haven't stopped here is whatever it is I hope it's nothing in
proper. Oh, you know lying is a sin, don't you? Uh-huh. So is tempting someone. Are we
flirting or something? No, there's still work to do. I can't possibly comb this
whole area, so let's try to narrow it down, shall we? I fell to my knees this.
Some sort of lake? More like a small pond fed by the melting snow. So the water
would be clear right like crystal yes but what I see my tormented visage etched
onto clouds he saw his reflection in the lake surface with the sky is the backdrop
this is it this is where we have to go nice pond you think it's the font and
that would be too easy I'm sure your wife or something no she's just a witch I'd
I'd love to set off right now, but it's too late already.
Climbing mountains in the dark, no thank you.
Come back tomorrow, all right?
Just after dawn, and we'll go together.
Daytime.
All right.
Let me bend her.
Cohen.
Let's go search for the font of life.
I'd like nothing more.
Oops, that's not, that was not looking.
I wanted to sell shit.
Can I buy something?
Get rid of this
Well, you just sell the sword
That's funny
You just fucking sell it not paying attention
Got a lot of money
I don't think inventory is so full.
Only witches were this hot IRL.
I'm sorry, what?
Witches?
IRL?
What do you mean by that?
All right, so three...
It's not comfortable during the night, so I could use my three bars of night for something.
I don't know what, but something.
Oh, here we go. I could just level up.
Oh wait, that was only one day segment, SHIT.
There we go.
I'll help this old man.
We'll go listen to a story.
This quest has to go somewhere.
There's no way I'm just listening to this guy's stories for nothing, because every time
I might do I waste time
What's this?
Thanks, oh
puke
And back good what brings you said puke what oh
Oh, because it's pure, guys. So... I keep thinking about that day when my dad left you.
Guess I'd like to understand why he...
The year was 1328. More than 30,000 men fought on that glorious day in Castle.
Peter and I were lending our swords to the French army.
We killed over 3,000 rebels and lost just 17 of our knights.
3,000 souls?
Killing them was our job.
And if God didn't want the rebels to die, he would have made Philip king.
Am I right?
I always wanted an adventurous life like that.
Much to my father's annoyance.
annoyance who would have thought pieter would turn out to be such a hypocrite
denying his son what he himself enjoyed ah and all that talk of sword play in chivalry
made my fighting hand itch come lad i'll show you something
gladly lead the way
Well then, Cohen, let's see what you're capable of. Draw your sword and swing it as fast and as hard as you can.
Uh, okay, alright, I'll give it my best.
Good! Now, let's see if that's enough.
Finally, some fun!
Hey, focus. Eyes on me.
Oh, fuck. So close.
You learn bust. Just like your old man.
Surprise!
Hey, focus.
Dude, I'm so ass with these parries.
That's okay though.
I did indeed.
See, most people think sword play is about pure strength.
Me big, me hit hard.
But what surely matters is precision.
A human body is surprisingly sturdy.
You slash someone across the back and they'll keep on fighting.
But if instead you drive the very tip of your blade between the vertebrae a mere nick is enough to fell a giant
Need I think you get it theory is the easy part now let's move on to practice
You know going up in thinking
The reward we got after Castle. You think Pieter spent his share?
How much was it?
We got a sack of gold each. And I don't mean a pouch. I mean a sack.
Never seen it. Or anything Pieter could have bought with it.
Hmm. He was always more prudent than me. Maybe he stashed it for a rainy day.
We've had a fair share of those over the years and no pot of gold materialized
It's worth taking a look though, isn't it?
We could split it. You'd take the lion's share of course
You could use the money on your quest
And here we go. You wouldn't have to starve. I knew he'd be useful. Come on. It'd be an adventure
a treasured
Yeah, all right, let's do it
I have no idea where to look.
A problem shared is a problem halved.
Think, if you were your old man looking to stash some treasure, where would you go?
Hmm...
Hmm. Well, there was this clearing up in the mountains. We'd get very picking there when
my brother... when I was a kid. I remember Dad called it our secret glade.
Oh. Now, this sounds promising.
Only I don't remember where it was exactly
Somnipalita, I think
We'd stop by this stand and get some sweet buns for the road look around then
I'm sure just going back to that Baker stand there would jog your memory
me I
Think I need to sit down now all that sword swinging's got me bushed
Ooh, ooh, this is a really good skill, Artery Strike, the decap.
This is a great skill. I was wondering how we got to learn it, but now we can.
Hell yeah.
That's badass.
Um...
Does it track this quest?
Somewhere near Perlita.
Perlita
Perlita, what the fuck is Perlita? Oh
Oh god, I've never been there
Perlita
Let me learn the skill
Back into the sun I have to travel
Perlita
Thanks
Jane is playing hello kitty island adventure is you okay? I think you've got money
But one thing about Justin is you'll do anything for money
I'm gonna say let's see if he's having fun
Are you having fun
I think I'd rather play this than Elberman, nope, yep.
It's alright, Mike.
It's alright.
There is a quest guide.
I'll play Elberman if you want.
How do I catch them?
I can text TJ and Tyler and Hannah and we can play Halloween.
That could be fun.
I'm going to go see actually because I do want to play Halloween and this is like a perfect time to play because the game actually came out.
Let me see if...let me see if...he's secretly loving that game but I need to get him off.
both figuratively and literally under attack.
All right, I think it's time Tyler Tyler Tyler's not here who am I talking to no one's here
What am I talking to?
Hold on, I gotta gift everybody the game because I'm such a nice guy.
One, two, three, four, five.
Who do I gift it to?
Anna, Justin,
Tyler, I don't know, TJ?
What am I missing?
One, two, three.
Oh, that would be five.
I'll give us a nine hour two just for fun.
Matt, I don't think cares.
I'll give to one more at nine hours just for fun.
No, it's just fun.
Continue to payment.
$240.
Well, I gifted everybody the game.
I want to challenge you something different, so I'm going to try it.
Please tell me there's customs.
I just spent $240.
Is there custom games in this fucking game?
Please tell me there's customs.
There is. Oh, thank God. Why is this game so expensive? Games are just pricey.
Everything's pricey.
We should have asked for codes. That's fine. $240 ain't nothing to us, Anna.
All right. I gave everybody the game.
Whoever shows up is going to be who plays. Whoever notices the notification, here,
Let me log on to RuneScape and see who's online dude. We've been playing so much RuneScape. It's crazy
You're not buying it buying me it are you know I bought you it
Anyone want to play Halloween?
I'm downloading, I'm also downloading.
All right, game's almost done.
Okay, so me, Hannah, Justin, that's three.
We need two more people.
I gifted it to Nine Hour, I gifted it to TJ.
I gifted it to Tyler.
Matt said he's got class, so I already asked Matt.
It's so funny that our form of communication is on Roodscape.
I log on Roodscape, I see who's online, and I'm like, hey, do you want to play?
I don't text them.
I type in our group.
That's pretty good.
Did you enjoy Don Walker?
Yeah, the game's really good.
I think it could be fun.
I've been wanting to play this Halloween game,
even though I heard it's really bad.
I just, I don't know, Halloween's like a cool IP,
you know, like the music, the killer.
So I want to try it.
I
Let me message us to make sure he knows that I gifted it to him. I
I gifted you fishing I don't know how to do it yet, but I think you've learned off the time
Oh, this is what it's all about.
He's just playing animal fucking Hello Kitty Island adventure.
Wow.
I can't even use the mailbox, yeah, like it's happening, oh f**king batch, how do you...
I am. I get to do the game before I want to deal.
All right.
I'll deal with it.
Got to stay on this game, though.
All right.
Let's open up the game and play other settings, I guess.
I think the nice part about the Halloween game
is we're all ass and we've never played it before.
That's usually the best part of when you play a game like this.
Once people start to like figure out how it's played,
it starts to get kind of ass.
But because none of us have never seen it, nor have we played it,
we're gonna be lost.
And that's kind of fun.
Get it.
I think.
Isn't it just right at the 13th?
I don't think so.
I
You were my dinner time stream for the last seven years I started watching you for pub g hell. Yeah
Well, listen you guys are gonna start watching me for war dogs cuz I think we know a main game for the next fucking six months probably
I'm gonna buy every single fucking cosmetic. I'm gonna unlock every single fucking thing in the game. It's gonna be a grind
I
You know Mike I didn't get your gift buddy. I gave it. It's not there restart steam
Well, I'm on my game close it. It's definitely there though
Oh, there you go, nine hour we got one. Oh, I did give you a game on steam. Oh fire. Thank you
And then we've got Hannah coming and then I'm trying to figure out our fifth I don't know who our fifth is
Halloween. Yeah, it's gonna be a buggy ass mess but I'm so down.
It's like not like the greatest RPG in the world, but like, you know, the combat's alright,
the exploration's pretty cool.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I think the weakest side is probably the combat, but everything
else is really good.
I think the combat is probably the better part of the game.
Interesting.
I think the combat has issues.
Yeah, the camera is terrible.
Yeah, yeah, that's one of the big ones for sure is the camera.
Well, such is not a big fan of like the matting directional.
I like the directional.
Let's crank this shit, gentlemen.
I'm scared of DLSS though, to be honest.
Did you go to the, uh, the walls of the city at night, and like, scale them, or does that go along them?
Yeah.
You could just constantly...
keep...
fucking sucking off guards.
I repeat, infinite suck?
Yeah, literally infinite.
Is there no DLS or Framedgen?
Kinda weird.
I don't know why I'm changing the graphics, this game probably looks like shit anyway.
There's a streamer mode if you don't want to get copyright strikes for the music.
Oh, I do not care.
There's a Q?
Q?
How can a Q?
Q? How can a Q?
Would you like to start by playing the story mode? You'll learn how to best stock and hunt your prey as Michael Myers.
No, that's not how it is.
Oh my god, this game runs so bad.
Okay, we need to figure that out. I could just tell, in the main menu, that this is not gonna run great.
Hold on
Well, they have a bunch of maps, that's cool
Haddonfield Heights
Orange Grove Estates and in field towns that are East Haddonfield or maps
of
the other
I will base my opinion on this game and compare it to the other games.
Oh here's GLSS from then.
Parts of Calakitty Island Adventure.
That game actually kind of banged.
What the hell is this?
Hang on, honey.
Oh, hello, sir.
TJ, bro, what the hell is happening?
Maybe what's happening?
How are you not live yet?
That he's gonna play for War Dogs, man.
Even time.
That's true.
Surely.
You're not a single player in life right now.
Wait, if I disable copyrighted music, does that mean that's all the way music?
Single player...
Rhyne?
Random-ass single player age?
He just plays this instead? Fuck that, I'm gonna get DMCA'd.
You guys know I have a Halloween pinball machine?
I don't know why you would know that.
By the way, we're all skipping the tutorial, so it's gonna be hell on earth, because we
will not know how to play, but that's alright.
Oh, man.
How hard could it possibly be?
Yeah, like, come on, it's a game for children.
Yeah, really
I guess I'll wait and then...
Yo teach.
You always send a little gift to Hello Kitty Island to venture if you're D.
Down, always down.
Hello Kitty.
Not bad.
Not a bad game.
I just played it.
And I was watching a little bit.
Actually not bad.
Good game.
Wait, they have a lot of characters.
Highly recommend it.
The hell?
How was your vacation?
Good.
A lot of things.
Did a lot of things.
It was fun.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
A lot of things, did a lot of things, it was fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Game's art style's crazy. It actually looks pretty good. It's just like, like uncanny a little bit.
Oh shit, taking forever down, god damn.
Is it just us?
Uh, Hannah's coming as well?
Alright.
Prestige and the hair goes hard, are you kidding me, look at this.
Physics on that jacket, they go to snow.
What was this game is a big 40 bucks big
I may or may not spend like $300 on the gifts
Big spend a big spend. Yeah, dude. Trust me. You guys would not want to pay $40 for this. So I got you
Yeah, I probably wouldn't I would say that how could he I
Don't know actually I spent 40 on that
I never responded Matt's a class. I'm not online I guess
Now let it
I don't know what any of these traits mean though.
Personal shape jump prevention radius.
Deer Michael breathing in shape jump two meters away.
Doing damage and drowning Michael.
Michael causes 40% more damage. Okay. What about you? She's faint noise pings. Fast fingers,
she's a shooter. Firecrackers, you like it. Okay.
What was that thing? She was like, thanks, dude.
I fly, you've seen that line on Michael, he's seven meters away from noise breaker,
which are on phones within 15 meters or out of line with their status.
Followers of yours have 10% damage reduction.
What?
I can't stay here.
Gains a massive buff when the last civilian left alive.
Okay.
Encourages you to be last, I guess.
I don't know what any of this means, okay.
this means okay sure starting weapon hell wait that's awesome
what even is this game is it like one of those run around from the killer
games yeah yeah I want to play Oscar Meyer what the fuck is Oscar Meyer Oscar
my name or does that mean you want to play the killer yeah his name's Oscar
Meyer Oscar my oh shit you want to be the killer first game just see what
happens yeah all right I'm down you're probably gonna own us we don't know how
to play this game has like all I know about it is it's not like Dead by Daylight
where you're trying to escape you have to like save the NPCs you have to like
convince them yeah you have to like convince them if you're civilian you
gotta like convince them to like leave because there's a killer on the loose or
some shit and then the Michael has to kill the AI and kill us and and then
And there's comeback mechanics, I think, like if someone dies, they could come back, like,
as a police officer when the police get called or something.
I don't fully know, but that's about all I got.
It's weird, this game's pretty polarizing.
It's been like...
There's been a few people...
Actually, there's been a majority of people say it's dog shit, and then there's a few
people who say they love it, so.
I don't know who to believe.
My game just...
My game's coming in here.
I'm gonna put it up.
Why do they have an FSR for him, dude?
They have DLSS.
No.
They have both.
I don't even see it, though.
You see the anti-G stairs already running.
I don't really...
You see DLSS G under ray reconstruction?
No.
Oh, that happened to me.
I didn't see it until I went and just load into the game and then look at the settings again.
Got it.
I thought that I was I was very confused, too
That's like FSR really?
How many servers they run in like one I'm in 160 Q
You're missing here
Reflection anti-innocent sharpness
There's no motion blur. Oh, is there there is motion blur
Raytracing?
Let's turn raytracing on, fuck it.
Oh, my game's gonna run so ass.
Raytracing and ray reconstruction?
It's gonna run so bad.
There's a bunch of servers trying to name a price.
I'm like, fuck in.
Cheating?
People that say it's bad don't give it enough time to understand how to play the game.
I mean, it could just be that the game design could just be awful.
That's like a copium kind of thing to say like, oh, they don't understand, they don't
have enough time played.
It could just actually be bad, but we'll see, we'll play it.
We'll give it a whirl.
I don't judge until I play.
I judge after I play.
You know which game was surprisingly really good, in my opinion, was the Texas Chainsaw
Massacre game.
That game, in my opinion, was really good.
Um, hmmm.
Get RTX on?
I turned all everything on.
I'm gonna make my game run like 30 FPS.
Yeah, you just run fucking Framegen, it'll be fine.
Just do like 19x Framegen.
I guess there's single player this I guess story mode yeah five chapters
I'm not
That's not hot there.
I keep grish.
It's not good. It's not good.
You'll load some Tarkov, huh?
Yeah, I gotta get Kappa.
I
See they're expanding lay house already did
We did it's already out today. Yeah
Our cars cookin man, no campus torquey
I was thinking about playing it just solo today
because I knew you guys quit, so...
I didn't quit.
Quit.
I could play a game or two of Darkie.
Quit. One more dogs is that, that should suck.
Yeah.
All right, let's make this match. Private match.
Um...
Friends.
Invite.
Invite.
Invite. Nine hours... dead.
You can't... oh, wait.
And was it a key move?
I can't see my game, that's weird.
What do you guys realize that FPS are the graphic settings?
Like it's all types of fucked up.
What do you mean?
Like, FSR, XCSS, it's all fucking on.
Even though, like, your upscaling message is just all on.
Hand it here.
Hello.
I can tell when I hear that.
ESS the point yeah it's weird it turned on it turned on like DLSS and it turned
on MSR and it turned on fucking X ESS it like turned on everything
I'm fucking like AI fucking graphics you know like all the settings are just wrong
team preference
I'm in a queue? Hello?
So why? I couldn't get in yet. Like what?
The game's overloaded man, it's so popular, I love it.
It's also making my computer like freeze.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's probably, honestly.
I mean, open up fucking command prompt before it loaded my game, I'm fucking scared honestly.
I would not be surprised if it's doing some illegal shit in the background.
All right, well, I mean, hopefully they fucking send me my Bitcoin in my name.
But that's okay, we can do it.
But I just sent us a 40-dump Bitcoin.
I got to hit the Shrimps on Crab.
Oh, TJ's in.
Okay, TJ wants to be first-giller.
Everybody can take the time, hit V, and do their settings.
Okay, gosh.
You could hit G to change your team preference.
Uh, oh I should have already, okay.
Yeah, and then be human and then, yeah.
He was claimed first killer.
He called dibs.
Said he wants to be Oscar wiener, whatever he said.
Oscar Meyer.
Oscar Meyer, Oscar Meyer wiener.
Ready.
Uh, beer back for one sec.
His music spooky dude.
That's Halloween.
Wait, you're young. Have you seen Halloween?
Yeah.
That's your movie.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bro, you're starting to kind of piss me off.
Why is everything on?
How do you get like one up yes?
Yeah, they're all cinematic
There's a menu and I only have 100
I know, I have 53 in the menu bro, it's doomed
Oh, that's doomed
Yeah, I think my game's gonna run so bad
Oh shit, oh shit, the music dude
One of those games turned it up
Oh shit, TJ, uh, to change your game to Killen
I
What the heck
Ready already are we talking in game? Um, I don't know how to make it on my my like my microphone
I'm tight but there's no walls.
No, there's not. And I was looking for it.
I'm stuck in the setting and there are all types of fucked up.
Let me check.
Probably just steams, I imagine.
Yeah, it says steams.
Okay, sure.
What is the push to talk?
Oh my god.
Left all. Oh, sorry.
Cool.
Hello, guys.
No, stop, stop.
Wait, I can't, you guys are talking like, damn, I can't hear anything.
I can hear.
I just ripped my headphones off.
Hello?
Oh my god Justin.
Why the heck can't I hear?
Uh, I'll play type audio.
Wait, how do I change the volume?
Wait, no it doesn't.
You get audio.
Oh, voice volume.
There it is.
I mean, I can't hear anyway, my voice doesn't work for me.
I know my first talkie.
Wait, make sure it works.
It's left alt.
Oh.
I don't know what to do because I mean I don't hear you guys at the point at all.
Check your default settings but also go to audio and then output type.
i guess headphones doesn't matter turn off turn off off and on maybe
okay hello
i don't know how to fix my bike i don't even know where it is
uh my voice is so did you hear me at least
restart your game
you heard me but i just can't hear you
uh
Maybe you have to turn Void on.
Oh, it's on.
I don't. Maybe it's just bugged and it'll work in game.
No, that's not how this works.
Oh, maybe because you're party leader?
Let's try someone else.
Did everyone's game crash here?
Cause I wonder if mine didn't, maybe I should restart.
Wait.
Mine didn't.
Are we in the game? What just happened?
No, I try to figure out why my voice doesn't work.
I can't even change my keyboard.
Chipped tab.
Just get a fucking song, chipped tab mic, and then...
Chipped tab and then set your Steam sending maybe.
Oh, are we going in?
Oh, my game was like, infinitely loading.
Yeah, my game bugged out too. It's also infinitely loading.
Oh, and I'm back in the middle of it.
Wait, I think I can hear you guys.
Wait, are you talking to me?
What are you doing?
I think it's working. Yeah, it's working.
Nine, you're not working a drive-thru. Plug in the right mic.
Alright, let's go.
How am I supposed to change it?
Ready, app losers?
I
Don't know how to fix my money
Fine, I think it's just immersive this way. Okay. Yeah, I hear me like that
I thought that I thought he was here
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Make you choose your character when you play the game.
Are they stupid?
Oh my god, I'm playing at 40 FPS.
I have-
Yeah, I have 33.
Oh my god.
Whoa!
I have 40 FPS, guys.
Why is everything so blurred?
I don't know why it looks so great.
I got feel great.
I got feel great.
I hear you.
I got my friends.
Can we talk in game already?
Yeah, give us a second killer
because this R shit looks terrible.
I'm turning ray tracing off.
I'm turning ray tracing off and ray reconstruction.
That's probably bugs.
didn't help. It literally didn't help at all. Why is the game so much filled, Mgrann?
Someone's already dead? Yeah, TJ, listening. Alright, uh, hello?
Hello? Bro, I'm killing, I'm killing, uh, I'm killing
NPCs, I think. Hello. Hiiii. We look, we look cute together.
Can we? Okay, turn the, turn the post processing. Oh, your mouth moves.
I got a break. I know. Wait, who's this? What a...
Oh, no, I'm detected.
Hey, how you doing?
There's someone out there who wants to hurt you.
Give me info.
Okay.
Tell me the truth.
I don't know what the hell is going on.
Yikes.
I can instantly tell.
This is a yikes.
Holy shit.
Took me three seconds.
Okay, two hour refund window.
Hello?
I'll call the police I'm very convincing
no she's doing it oh yeah I'll let her do it when she's leaving no way she's
no no bitch come back I told you call the cops okay make you call I don't want to
call it anywhere yes good can you hear me yeah I tried talking to you outside
I'm sorry, but...
Fucking setting.
Bro, that's so fucking sick.
We playing now?
That's frozen in the fucking road.
Yeah, classifying.
I'm playing.
I'm playing hard.
I don't know what the fuck to do, but yeah, I'm playing.
Oh, you got a rifle.
Here, take these.
Yeah, I did. You need ammo?
Wait, that's pistol. Oh, yeah, wait.
That's... yeah.
Right here, pistol, right there. We'll get you a pistol.
Ooh, an axe! What axe?
What's our gun?
Oh, my bad.
here you have a gun what okay sorry
all right let's go we need to we need bolt cutters I guess rifle cartridge
Okay, help, we're back.
Justin!
Justin, where are you?
Justin!
Did I take this car?
Who's that? Who's that?
There.
We had both cutters in the closet? No, that was both. You know, we needed both cutters
for them. No.
Hello?
For the box.
I saw someone over here. I don't know where they went. Maybe inside?
Oh, it's your friend.
Oh, is it? Oh, hey.
Jesus Christ. I can't believe I'm getting 55 frames.
Hello?
What's that?
I think we've run.
Oh god.
Oh, I can't see. I'm seeing red.
Why am I seeing red?
Why? Why?
Why am I seeing red?
Oh, we're out of the map.
I see. Out of the map.
We're out of the map.
Why would...
Why would they do this?
It's locked.
Is it a window?
Oh, holy f***, it's a bad call.
Oh, sorry.
We gotta find other people, I think.
Okay, I got a gun.
I'm here, right?
Oh, let's just keep running.
He can't catch us.
He's ass.
Wait, where'd he go?
I don't know. We lost him.
He might be coming.
If he comes, I'm gonna hit him in the fucking head.
We could bring him to the cops.
Okay, where are the cops?
I don't know.
Oh.
T.J. sucks.
Oh!
Oh my god!
This game fucking sucks, no?
What's up?
Okay, where are we going?
He's here, he's here, he's here!
Don't leave her, I'm gonna help you!
Okay, run, I knocked him, I knocked him, run!
Run, run, run!
Hannah's got an axe, Hannah has one.
Hannah, axe this.
nice it's open I think maybe no not yet it's okay he's stupid Michael's stupid
okay relax
axe more axe more axe more okay we're good I don't think we should leave though
or else we're gonna lose we shouldn't leave he's here he's here
What is it?
He's got a fucking puppet enemy.
Okay.
There's something down there that's gonna be good shit down there.
No, I think that's the escape. I think it's like you leave.
Looks like the exit.
He's getting in a car.
He's going for a ride.
Wait, we got cops here.
That can't be TJ, right?
No, I think it is.
That's not right.
That can't be TJ.
Can we take this car?
I need a police car.
I need the key.
Where's the key?
Where's the cop at?
Where's the cop at?
It's a car escaped.
The car?
Hold on.
Oh God.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh fuck.
Okay, go find the cops.
All right, bye.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
What do you hop on?
Like E.T. or no?
E.T., let's see.
No, no.
No hop on?
What?
No hop on?
Where's our other friends?
I don't know, I've got a friendly guy.
It's an auto-chose, I don't know.
I'm gonna grab this other book.
I got an escape key.
I don't know what it's for though, I got flashlight.
Uh-oh.
Hey TJ, you fucking suck.
Well we gotta save our special targets, we gotta fight Jennifer and Bob.
No, if we don't do that he'll just kill him and we'll lose we have to see we have to our main objective is saving Bob and Jennifer
We already lost Alexis
So we can't we do have the key to leave we have the drain open or whatever so we can escape at any time
But we got to save the other people
Wait, hey P. What's P?
Barely wait, hey P. Hey P. There's cars
You can see you in there, I think.
Okay, well, I mean, we need to also repair the car, I don't know, as well.
Put it on your car.
I'm gonna open this, this is part of our objective.
Bro.
Get off me, man.
What the fuck?
I'm opening this, cover me.
Yeah, we can leave it open, and then we can, we don't even want to leave yet, but we can leave soon.
dude. Uh, oh, here's our, who's this? What the hell? What the, what's wrong? Don't
at me. Well, someone's shooting, someone's blasting. Okay, we have an escape, but don't,
don't leave yet. We gotta find, um, we gotta find Jennifer and Bob. No, do not leave. Don't
down there don't I got a flashlight we got to find Jennifer and Bob have you
found Jennifer
oh god he's over here I think
Let's kill him guys.
Right here.
Here.
Jennifer.
Wait, that's your teacher?
Wait.
I did it.
I don't know.
Why is it so hilarious?
It's a piece.
What?
It's a...
It might take me a break.
You see it?
I'm moving the bell along.
I see a gnome.
You don't know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh
Take this escape key I dropped it for Anna
Wait, where's Jennifer and we say we're gonna save Jennifer we're gonna save Jennifer
Say we're saying we're saying we put her down
Okay, okay, turn around turn around turn around she's dead
Okay
The shotgun man wild spread okay now we're gonna find Bob or else we're really fucked
Also, is there a map?
Uh-oh.
I don't know what that means.
What's happening?
I don't know either.
It's the whole bar back.
There was a question mark in that house back there.
He's on our map.
I see this marker. So, a dust marker?
Oh man, you had to open the map.
He's in here! He's in here!
Bob!
I got this shit.
Oh!
Stand back! Jesus!
I got this. Hold on.
I didn't realize. I'm so sorry.
That's okay.
that's okay
hold on i almost have the door open
hold on
okay okay okay
wait the cops are here the cops are here perfect the cops are here we gotta save
bob
bob
let's go
i'm doing a minigame
I'm saving Bob.
I didn't know it was right click, man. I thought it was left click.
Bob's not listening to me.
Why would it be fucking right click?
I think, okay, we got him. We got him.
Okay, we're going. We're going. We're going. We're going.
Alright.
He's fucking fast.
Okay, let's get out of here. We got Bob. We got Bob. Bob's out! Oh.
We gotta go to the escape.
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
Oh shit, my balls.
Anna's gone.
I'm out, bitches.
Yeah, fucks
We win look at tj bro fuck is this this is DDR shit mini game
Why is the game not animal?
Police respawn available it says, but we all made it out.
Bro, that's it right click.
I don't know if I even do know.
Dude, it's how slow I am.
It's fucking bullshit.
Have you ever seen the movies?
You think they're gonna fucking run?
Wait, you're moving now?
Oh yeah, but I can't do anything in this form. It's just to get around.
Sneak up at home.
Oh!
Oh, I see you're gonna get him.
I'm gonna...
What?
Why am I playing in mini games?
I don't know. I don't know what's happening.
Oh, it's for cards I guess.
I don't even know what I'm doing bro.
Wait, I'm a cop!
Oh shoot!
Let's go!
That's not good.
Do I have to kill TJ?
Probably.
He had a restaurant.
Or save everybody?
Well, I just threw my ammo waste.
That's good.
save everybody well I just threw my my ammo waste that's good or I'm getting you
cards I gave you cards bro I think I gave you a card I got one
I gave you a car. Oh, oh shit. Oh, he said, I only get one. I'm getting sucked up. I only got one shot.
Go to the other cops, baby.
How did that miss? I'm out of ammo. I'm straight through, bro.
I don't know, I thought it made me blind your ass.
Oh, there's someone doing wrong.
It's really hard though.
I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop.
You're back.
I'm a cop, Justin.
What happens if I go in here though?
You do the minigames to become a cop.
It said come back as a cop or enforcement.
Bro, I'm doing that, I think I do that.
I wonder, I keep failing.
I don't understand what I do here though. Can I just like get out?
I think we got a wreck. Should I just go down here? Oh, I escaped.
What do I do? I escaped the cop.
I escaped the cop. I escaped. It's so funny.
I don't want to be a cop.
I don't want to be a cop.
I think the thing at the top middle is the cop slots. There's two more cops left
Can you guys give me cards?
I'm working on it. I'm working on it right now. I feel like Justin's gonna come back as a second cop before I become one
I've been fucking owning these minigames. I was sure this is this is card you have to select it
What the fuck you just walked through him?
That was weird
Yeah, so I just got XP cards I can give you
How's this guys look at this guy? It's almost you might be a week
No, I can't what's going on give your card
Okay, I just can't oh the flashlight doesn't erupt maybe it's clever gun in my hand
All right, well, it's gonna be over in these things coming
I guess we're shooting into some people.
Well, she's not talking to me.
She's not talking to me.
She was pooping.
Now she's definitely not going to talk to me.
Maybe I'm going to help her escape.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh.
It's how I like it.
Oh.
I'm out of here. It's closed. Oh sellers full. Oh god. I'm here Mike. I'm here. I'm
gonna hit 10 seconds. I'll detect. So do we, we've won but we're just like determining
How many points we get?
No!
No!
Oh, shoot, he's right there!
Bitch!
Nice!
I'm gonna cover him, I'm gonna cover him!
Rest him!
No!
I saw this!
Did we lose?
Yeah, I think so.
Or like no one won, maybe?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Hey, what?
You're over.
I think it's just an XB base thing, maybe.
What's up, the fuck?
Oh we won! Miner. Miner, civilian, victor.
Okay. Alright. I want to try to kill even though I have no idea what I'm doing.
For Oscar minor it's always Paw. Oscar minor!
Hey I rescued one special target! Let's go!
Well, I want to change my character. We'll go back to the main menu, I think.
It wants me to leave the party to do that.
I think it's going to re-queue.
It's just going to re-queue, it's just going to start again, and I want to do that.
Yeah, it's going to.
And that's going to make TJ the killer again.
Oh, wait, no, we're good.
Oh, okay, alright.
Wow, what a game.
I don't think it's bad.
I just don't really understand it.
You have to go to the main menu.
Okay.
I'm turning this shit off. It's a little jank for sure.
I'm gonna make my game run like piss.
I can't tell.
Plenty of days.
The graphics settings go two more higher by the way. I'm making it all cinematic.
I have 26 FPS on the menu.
How low can I make it? Let's see.
I have 20 FPS 20
Okay hold on we got to fix this turn this off turn this to balance turn that off we're
not doing cinematic.
Oh knock it off.
I sound normal or not.
No.
Oh my god.
That's better.
Alright.
What happens if we die?
I think that's when you have a chance to respawn, right?
As the cops and stuff.
I don't even know how you can...
I don't even know how I...
I didn't even want to do it.
I don't even know if I'm real.
Yeah, like hide and stuff and like do some warping I'm like, yeah
Do you spun it immediately today? Yeah, I'm the killer
you
you
you
you
you
You
Anybody home
I don't think so
I don't know if I'm supposed to be killing players or civilians.
Bro, in what world am I ever- how am I supposed to catch you?
Okay, alright, rude.
There's a mapper going to run around blind.
Escape, maybe?
No.
M?
No.
but oh it's not an actual building I can enter okay
a tab
okay so there's like an orange spot gotta mean something
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Anybody?
What?
Anybody here?
Anybody here?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Richard's getting fucked in there!
Come back, wizard!
Just shout me, bro, you know who I am?
Hold on.
Come here!
So you hit right click to grab or what did I hit, yeah?
Here's the last special agent.
Oh.
How come I can't grab her?
What the fuck did he sense?
I don't understand why I couldn't grab her before, but I could grab her there.
That's fine though.
Am I playing okay?
I hear something.
Oh, your power's off.
Who's in here?
Is there anyone in here?
I don't think I was in here, I think I'm just hallucinating.
How do I know where the last person is?
Oh, it's this, right?
which is not popping up in the map.
Something tells me they're not here anymore.
Nice little hug.
I don't really understand the point of the NPCs in this game.
I feel like they take away from the actual, like, experience.
But I guess they provide a guaranteed kill for the killer because otherwise like playing a killer in these games is impossible
You don't get any you don't have any fun
So now I kill who
Oh
You're trying to fight me bro look at you you're small braille you can't take me
Who shooting at me?
Who shouldn't bro? Why you?
Stop shooting
Back here
what are you gonna do what are you gonna do huh tough guy what are you gonna do
what are you gonna do what are you what are you gonna do
come here
you like what you see teach that's gonna be you soon
oh I'm catching you bud watch this
fuck god damn it let me spawn
Oh, you want some who's this who's this you what's up
Did I buy gas?
I'm trying, I mean right now I'm in...
He's out there!
He's coming behind you like that.
I want the help!
Gotcha bitch!
What the fuck?
He's gone!
Hello, Hannah!
Hannah!
Are you in here?
What the fuck?
Over there.
Over there.
Hey, this is Silver Oak.
Where are you gonna go Hannah?
Where are you gonna go?
Get over here!
Imma get ya!
Just in this game, just have left you, that's fucked up!
That's messed up.
Did I win? Did I win?
I won.
I think.
Todd Morgan, who the fuck's Todd Morgan?
Nice try man, nice try.
Now what?
Damn, damn!
Chill, chill, chill.
Come here, come closer.
Come on.
No!
Ah!
Chill, chill, chill, come here, come closer.
Come on.
No!
Ah!
Uh-oh.
The rest of them, the rest of them!
Have you read?
Uh-huh!
Take him down!
And hit him!
This is over!
Hit him over!
No, don't fire him!
I'm done!
Right now we're your next buddy!
You're next!
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Try it, try it.
You better run. Fuck it.
Let's see.
Okay, okay, okay, relax.
I
Wrong way motherfucker
Am I winning
No, you honestly just
I don't fully understand this game. I'm gonna be honest.
I think we're, as cobs in chute, we're supposed to get all the residents still.
And me, I'm supposed to get the residents too, and I'm assuming there's two left. That's
what it means at the top of my screen.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm shooting Mike more cops have arrived what the fuck wait so am I supposed to
ignore the cops unless they're in my way and just try to kill the civilians
oh but how am I supposed to know where the civilian oh I think these are the
civilians a little blue little blue highlight oh oh let me go in this game
real quick
There's no way he's not running, are we sorry for real?
Okay, that animation takes too long.
I'm going to go back to the main room.
I'm going to go back to the main room.
Are these, are these AI fucking stupid?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the entire objective is to kill all those civilians and save them
and then get out.
Oh, so I won.
well now you gotta kill them no I killed the civilian I gotta leave I only the
cops matter right it's all you yeah okay so the whole point of this game is the
civilians you as AI or you as the NPCs or whatever have to save them and use the
killer have to kill the AI I don't even matter about the players the players are
like whatever slaughterhouse that's kind of boring though being a player doesn't
matter doesn't that like play against the against the whole grain
oh go Hannah big containers like that so why did you okay yeah you matter no I
guess yes five residents discovered ooh where do you see that
I said zero it was like a highlight
anyone else wanna try to kill it?
Wait is tower playing?
Okay I wanna go again
You wanna kill?
No I wanna play the game again as I was
Okay
I don't wanna kill ever
You don't wanna kill ever?
I already wanna I'll kill again
Well no maybe I should I'm it's not gonna be fun though it was more fun Mike when you
killed
It's pretty hard
killing people is not easy it's Tyler if you want to play you could take my
spot after this maybe okay I'll kill one more fucking I'll kill them more okay so
yeah you guys need to save the civilians that's right it's like PvE it's PvE
yeah the game it's a PvE game and the players are just like kind of in the way
oh we're trying to like keep you from you're trying to keep me from killing the
bad thing civilians not even yourself I can't freaking find them
they're just in house I think every house probably has one there's a lot of
surveillance
hmm okay also a girl in the basketball courts doing like yoga or some shit
you know the night last show makes no sense
yoga
pretty much man pretty much
Is there a point to going three?
I don't even know what beer does.
Re-stock?
Yeah.
I got high in drink lust.
Yeah, I didn't do it.
I don't really know what it does though.
Hello?
Who's there?
Oh, no!
I also know how we're supposed to arrest Mike.
Give that Vankus.
Oh.
I don't know how we're supposed to arrest Mike.
You have that handcuff, that's like an item.
Oh you like have to have that.
What just happens?
Bro why did you just reach behind your fucking head with your arm like that?
I thought it was stuff top.
Hey TJ, you're not talking to game?
Oh yeah, yeah.
This is a special target, I think.
I think white breaks me, though.
I'll be out of this.
Who's this?
Who is this?
Oh, interesting. Nine-hour. You're playing a dangerous game.
You're playing a dangerous game, buddy.
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
AHHHHHH!
Cops are here!
Fuck!
Oh
No
Hello?
Are you stupid?
No!
Oh.
Why is the AI so fucking stupid?
You're gonna make a game with AI being the main premise of this fucking game? What's the point?
So literally a waste of your time.
It feels like a waste of your time.
Genuinely.
I'm sorry.
Something was upstairs.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Sweet lava land.
What's a pond art?
Nothing here.
Oh.
Oh!
Blue's just noise.
Oh.
Oh, that's a person for sure.
I got the power!
Hello?
Level 1 stock required for the fridge?
What does that mean?
Or is there not someone in here?
I guess not.
I'm assuming that ability would...
...code.
Hellooooooooooooooo!
oh shit oh shit relax there's so many of you yo chill chill chill hey hey hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, take it up.
Yo, you guys got an RB!
This isn't good.
That was fucking it.
Did that slide me across the map dude?
My voice is fucking in game.
Oh fuck, just happened to me. That little small guy pushed me?
Fuck you, Teech.
I'm not gonna let you go.
Oh, you're dead.
What are you looking at, man?
That's not mad. That's the hell.
I don't know what he's doing.
Come on, I'll be right here.
I'll be the loach, man.
Relax.
Holy shit.
I
Read
Hey
Come here, Alfred!
Come here!
Who's next?
these are the cops
You're never getting out, friend!
I'mma get him!
Block my words, I'mma get him!
Okay, bro.
But he's in there, I think.
You gonna hide Alfred Justin, huh?
You can't get me
Fuck!
It's so hard!
Oh!
Out of the map!
That's not good!
That's not good!
Oh!
Wait!
I can't grab you!
Out of the map!
Hey!
Easy.
Oh, you missed!
Oh, you're limping!
Oh, that's not good!
Oh!
Oh, look at you run!
The South!
Oh, look at you run!
Hey!
Easy!
Oh, you missed!
Oh, you're limping!
Oh, that's not good!
Oh!
Oh, look at you run!
The South!
Oh look at you run so fast you run in real life too.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Come here!
Help me!
Oh, ouch.
Give me that back.
Jesus Christ.
I can still hear you, that's amazing.
That took so long.
Did right-click being the heaviest so confusing to me
I don't care about these cops, right or do I
Oh
These fucking cops
He's here, shit!
What the fuck are you trying?
That killed so many people in that house!
There's one more person.
hold behind me they're bobbin dude
How many people am I going to kill in this house?
Peter's ass, Ana, Peter's ass.
I can't believe you did that.
I couldn't find gas ever. That was crazy.
Bro, this game actually stinks. I can't lie.
It's been running around aimlessly all the time.
It's pretty bad.
I'm allowing you to spend...
I'm refunding this shit ASAP for you.
I am not even allowing you to spend money on this.
It just seems like as a survivor you're just like running around aimlessly.
I don't know if he can't eat it or not, but he can, he has an ability that he can see
them.
No, you guys can see him on the map, just like, it's a race to save him, right?
Yeah, but...
Wait, how do you see him?
They're blue dots, but all of them will be gone.
Not just the targets.
If you press tab, it has glowing areas on the map
and it doesn't show you directly where they are but it shows like
T.J left the game
There should be like an orange color
T.J left the game
What is T.J gone?
T.J only playing again?
Yeah we need to lock in
I'll go human and maybe I can be useful
It's to be fair we're kind of sucking
Like the game, I get that it's not great but us as survivors we ain't doing good
It's not fair, we didn't play the tutorial, we have no idea what we're doing, like I didn't know you hold tab to see something relevant.
Oh, Lexi said that when you hold tab, gold is the prio survivors.
Yeah, so you'll see the glowing areas on the map and it'll be the gold ones for the prio one.
I feel like it's a pretty boring, that's a, like I would rather this game be like 10 to 15 multiplayer servers and everyone's a real civilian.
Uh, go to you.
Also, like I feel like the end credit is like also not satisfying how it's just like, okay, game over. Like, that's it.
It's not very thought out for sure.
It like it's like they had a good idea and then they maybe couldn't execute it, right?
I didn't get there they didn't finish eventually
I think that they're trying to make it like the best of both worlds for survivors and killer, but like that's not really how these games work
You know, yeah
It does feel
Put that a little other symbol to Jay
Yeah, and then we'll just
Yeah
I'm ready
Wait, I'm excited to play with the cap. Oh, yeah
See, I don't know if you guys have seen Friday 13th, but it's basically this without
Yeah, we played it again
That one was it played better. Yeah Friday the 13th for sure played better, but it's also old, you know
Why is the killer again?
Oh my god.
God damn it.
Ooh, it's raining. That's a vibe.
Ooh, it's like real life.
Yeah, so you see the glowing, glowing areas?
Yeah, you guys know before I do. I don't even know where they are yet.
I think I have to kill somebody for...
So what do we have to do? Like, we get them, we tell them, like, follow us, and then we have to escape?
Well, you need to have a way out first and then...
Okay.
Is this a different map?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
Now I think I could see them?
Oh no, not yet.
this is a cool looking map
Cool, a good map.
What?
This guy again
I'll get the point of this
You fucked up
Maybe he didn't fuck up
Holy shit, you got so far.
How'd he go?
You ain't catching me buddy, you ain't not catching me.
Is that you?
You're running fast as fuck.
Nice of you.
Someone else.
That's a new someone else
Oh Justin Justin trying to save any Annie's dead. Yeah, like that like what am I supposed to I don't know
Yeah, it's stupid as hell for sure I can't tell her to move
He told her to hide
Yeah, but he was on top of me. I was about to get her to escape. It was just right next to me
And then she just ran for me and then died
Yeah
I
I got those special agents already.
Oh, no, I didn't are you with a
Fine the guys hiding Mike. I
Don't know
No, see what this fucking bike I'm actually playing the game now and I don't know
I try I
Was about three seconds from me
I'm not sure you just got some fuck.
And do you have a way out?
Wow, yo yo!
I played with everything in that game, so I'm not sure if that's true.
Okay, let's go.
Maybe also she could fall into cops a lot sooner.
She was trying.
He was trying.
Yeah, I was trying, bro.
I had one and I had a I had a civilian in like following me and I tried to kill the cops and I got my shit raw
What's your justice?
Shit stick it. Did you get it off? Yeah, I got it off
Look at that copper blur this fucking spaz now in the doorway
I
Guess you can't look for a great
I see Bob
I got one out.
How do I get him off the flight?
uh... it's not easy for that much
i mean you did it
yeah it's just
it's just hard
that's all someone has to cover me
when i'm doing the cutters i think
so you have like no idea that i was hidden right mike?
the guy that we just got out of it
like i think as long as we have
so i think what we need to do
is get the targets like at the start and then hide them
i mean either that or you need to uh...
we need to open up a cellar
or a couple how do i look for bolt cutters
and open up a couple cells
well we need to hide them first i think is mike's literally just gonna go and kill them
yeah but he doesn't see them right away like i don't think it takes a little bit of time
for me to i have to kill somebody i think like an innocent person
and then i could see him
what did he go
tries his bike around dude
yeah bike's kind of nice actually I don't know what I could do about the bike
I can be right here hiding them would be good if you can't see them.
Like if we get the survivors to instantly just hide them.
I feel like I'd be stuck.
He turned the corner into me, that's crazy.
Who are you talking to?
You were talking to someone.
I wasn't.
I don't want to cut you.
Cut film lines, that's cool.
It's an interesting map.
Hmm.
of
That doesn't help me, they just open it again.
Dude, this bike shit's fucking broken!
What am I supposed to do?
He's just going around the map!
He's just going around the map!
I think 9 hours the old new person actually has a decent understanding of what's happening.
He's just running around on the bike, just saving everybody.
What the?
What?
What did you just do to me?
What the hell was that?
Where's TJ?
TJ, you got killed, right?
Yeah, I did.
right yeah I died I'm a police officer now
I don't fucking mind
fine
straight this way down in the street
I'm not a police officer
I'm just awful
He's kind of following me.
Dude, this guy locked himself up.
Oh, that's good.
How did Hannah die?
Oh, was I back?
Is it top?
How'd you die though?
I was AFK, I don't know. I was all tapped.
Watching your stream.
I don't know.
I didn't even say I was back, I don't think.
Dude, what is this AI doing?
No, the AI is kind of dumb. Can't lie.
He just went two-handed, by the way.
He just went two-handed fast, too, man.
Yeah, that's why this game doesn't work.
If the AI is this fucking stupid and it's the main premise of your game, it'll never work.
It may as well just, like, stop developing it.
Look out!
TJ!
What is Deputy Davis? What are you doing?
Go over there.
TJ, what the hell?
Get his ass, TJ.
Fuck you, buddy.
I mean, we got one special...
I mean, it's not bad.
Two escape.
Got it last time.
We're understanding, we're understanding.
He's getting there.
Yeah.
Oh
What do you do that guy
Look at your bad
Get him TJ get him
Where they were they I know it's fine. It is for a sec
You try to do this like a pure grab technique
You broke your own cover oh, yeah, by the way if that's happening to you
You know if like that's already happening the animation you shouldn't show it's a way to waste the bullets. Oh, yeah, you're you don't get any damage
I was getting the hit marker. Yeah, I don't think it downs in the animation. Yeah, teacher your character looking like you for real
You think you're gonna that's Michael Byron very can't be
have nothing right now
Well got one out the special people so we got some points
Yeah, nine hour
Nine hour was nine hour was getting it towards the end there. He was rescuing a lot of people. He was making me work for it
Yeah, I think
Yeah, and I can go back for them. I think I think you make them higher than you go back
Because you can see them on the mini map. Yeah, when they're hiding
Mike can't he has to like individually check this spot
Yeah, it's good to also make a lot of noise because then I get confused all the noise makers appear the same color so like I
Have to like look at all these spots if you're like turning on TVs and fucking
Making telephones ring and shit like I have to look at all that have to clear all the areas
And we should also not stay like too close together, but like kind of vicinity because we don't want an ice or anything else
We could start a mob from here
Yeah, when you guys were mobbing, I didn't know what to do
It was like impossible, when you guys all decided fuck it, like let's roll together
Yeah
Go again, let's go again
Ready, yep
Alright
This time I surely don't get RNG'd again
I think it's just sheer RNG.
Oh god.
Okay.
Are we for real?
Okay.
TJ might be on 7th.
Wait, is this back out?
TJ might be on 7th.
Do you guys want to play the killer or do you guys want me to do it again?
I don't think you should be stuck playing.
I don't think you should be stuck playing the killer.
I mean, I don't mind.
I need the best at it, honestly.
You are the best at it, but it doesn't mean we shouldn't try maybe.
I just...
If you want to do it, then...
I don't care.
I mean, this time I have a feeling you guys will win.
I think you guys got the concept down, you know?
And I have no civilians to kill next to me.
What the fuck is this?
I
Have a people thank you for the humans
Don't worry about it
I'm saving today's life wait what the hell your house what is happening am I
glitched why am I glitched why am I looking at you guys saw me do the
to get the finisher it's been doing that yeah it's like being glitching to show you
killing people what ancient Amy that what the hell is that oh I just you I
just wasted it was a purple item it was like a unique I just threw it
Thank you for calling.
TJ has been a wild doostraice killed the wrong people.
So I need to kill a bunch of people until I find the target. I gotta get a bloodthirsty too, I think.
So like, I still don't know where they are. Even, even now.
So you guys definitely have the jump start.
T.J.
I
Damn it
What was this?
Help me!
Help me there!
No!
What's up?
I'm sorry, it's alright.
It's happening.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm so sorry.
Get away from me!
Oh my god!
So as you kill more people, you do more damage.
So if you max out your bloodthirst, you're fucking people up.
I've learned.
I still don't know where the civilians are, they're just crazy.
Yeah, I checked like four houses and then I only found one new fucking murder.
Dude, the AI is so fucking stupid.
She's running well the shit is actually running
What was there I did this is the dumbest I've ever seen holy
Holy shit, that's her?
I can't talk to her!
I literally can't talk to her!
I won't let you get hurt, this is what's happening out there.
Helloooo, the power's off!
This game is so bad, this game is so bad, this game is so bad, I want everyone to watch this game.
Fuck this game!
This could be safe, this doesn't count, she got saved, I don't care, game's over.
I mean, Prague though, two of three, you essentially won.
That one should have been saved.
She literally bugged out and couldn't talk to her, and she just ran away from that stuff and got stuck into it.
Ah!
Jesus Christ, that finisher takes so long!
Not bad, man, not bad.
Is TJ dead? TJ, are you dead?
Yeah, I'm fucking dead.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Well, all four of my houses were done. I checked five houses.
Whole tab, man!
I did!
I mean, this was our best run either way.
We should have the third, but the game is kind of pee-pees, which is fine.
I see fuckin' Hannah's dead body there.
Let go of me!
I'm lucky.
Were you trying to both like cut the door?
No, it's pretty much.
Oh, I see.
I can't do any environment kills because I'm not like high enough level or some shit.
I don't know.
what it told me maybe I am now
I thought that was a person
wait is someone there?
What's the point of this?
Is this guy not coming or what's happening here?
The AI is just like so bugged it makes it genuinely unfun sometimes.
Like fuck we're trying to be good and we can't get him to listen to us at all.
Look at him, look at that guy, nine.
What is he doing?
My bike
Fuck your bike
I'm trying to give you a car done. Oh, I can use cars myself. Oh, no, I can't
and
that don't worry
that he's coming down
well I believe in you nine for the last guy
I told him to follow and he should fuck it
I know he's dumb as shit stupid fucking artificial
look at him
stupid fucking artificial he has a gun too dope
You're a witch for me.
Hello!
What's up Ralph Stewart?
What's happening to him up there?
I wonder what's going on up there?
Alright well, I guess get out.
I
Who's this cop who's this cop?
There I gave you stamina card worry. Oh, please protect me
Where's my mirror I'm getting the fuck out of you. I'm sorry. I'll just get out
Oh
I didn't know that door was open
Rest him arrest him arrest him arrest him arrest him. I can't it doesn't work
Tell us fool what's up?
Yeah, I'm like that you get like a thing. I've only seen it once. I don't know how
oh i shot your f***ing no way
I don't think it's possible with default.
So was that out of the mood for some friend swap or friend swap we could fucking um fishing
with friends.
I just like this game isn't that bad it's just that AI makes it impossible.
Cause like we would add all the special residents out but she just like ran away from it.
I locked all the doors and I broke the window and they still wouldn't follow me out of the house
They just get stuck in the door
They got on the hide and they run back to another door and they just suck it
But you guys got two of three so there's close
I know it was better just like it sucks because we should have had three like 20 seconds before you even showed that
It just like the AI just doesn't
It's not bad though, I actually started to like it, I just stay ice poofy.
Someone kill.
Tyler, did you want to try?
Tyler!
We could use you.
You want to try one?
I'm making pizza anyway, I have to go get it.
Tyler, get in here.
Friend's lot.
I gave you anything.
If you don't like it, I could take over after, but...
I'm going to grab our pizza. I'll chill in here.
What's the point of leveling up? I'm guessing you get anything like decent, because I obviously
can't tell here.
I'm sure there's unlocks in the main menu or something.
I don't know what leveling up gives you.
We can put portraits and shit in the graveyard.
Oh, I got my new characters. Fun.
That's good. Residents, you successfully interact with, become 60% harder for Michael to stalk.
Not bad.
I joined your game?
Uh, I'm in the memory.
Okay.
Did you guys find which character you liked?
Yeah, I got a new one that seems okay.
I like the girl.
Let's play her.
This game is interesting.
Um, Alexis Purcell
To the DLC character
Cause if the game like
If the AI was not stupid though
No, I'm serious the AI makes it
Yeah, but if they were not stupid wouldn't you just always win?
Civilians would just instantly go boom done out and you win you win in two minutes every time flat if they weren't stupid
Well, this this Michael gets stronger as he levels up as he kills people. Yeah, right
Yeah, but this can you like
Changes loadout making stronger from the beginning
prestige do I don't
Think so you could change the starting weapon and some of his and some of his abilities
Like at level 25 you get shadow strike at level 40 you get evil presence at 65 you get shape mine
Yeah
So I guess maybe maybe you're supposed to like run to them right away
tell them to hide and then like group together and find an exit and then like go and track them and see what's going on.
It also depends on your character, right? There's a character that like you have a trait where you give them like 20% more health if you tell them to hide.
There's another character if you tell them to hide or if you have them follow you or something that's like 60% less stalking duration and so like...
Yeah, my character is like a smooth talker so like talking to them is fast, you know? I think that's what it does.
Yeah, it seems like um, but yeah, I mean I think it's fun. I like it. I
Just don't know what a lot of the items and stuff are
Yeah, I felt like a um an hourglass and I was like what the hell is this thing? I
Think Tyler for them be a crazy killer
That's not fair.
Yeah, we should do that so we get a civilian win.
I like that.
Fuck that.
Let's make Tyler kill.
I think he's gonna own whatever he does kill.
I mean, Q?
Yeah, I know.
Everybody says that.
That's crazy.
Future of gaming, are they, baby?
Future of gaming.
Okay, you can roll for perks to start as well, I don't know if you can do that.
No.
So, hold on, I'm gonna put out this.
Oh, that was good.
Did you guys find if there's like perks?
So, go, yeah, go to graveyard and then go to civilian perks and then you can like make
a deck if you can edit and you can put out cards.
I don't have any cards though
I can get a legendary perk
Ghost 3
I don't know what's going on with this deck.
I don't know, you just make a deck and you're just hoping to get it out of the side.
It's probably what's available for you to get when you choose your cards.
Then caca
My mouth sensitive, okay
Your mouth sensitive
Yeah, we move fast
Tell me he's got a dial in his aim sense fucking turn all the sudden the lowest max f yet
go for three stretch were you stretch player Tyler oh yeah
I'm just waiting for Justin.
I'm looking at the cards.
It's either about the AWP, Michael Meyer, or...
sick Oscar Mayer wiener
holy
i got a legendary
no what
it's from mail-ing i mean i guess whatever
i don't know what i'm gonna do with mail-ing so
uh i can go anywhere you guys want
Yeah.
One sec.
Oh, I think it worked actually.
All right, I'm back.
Ooh, Tyler's the killer.
Ooh.
This is gonna be fun.
Left ult is a talking game.
The way it works, Tyler, is you do more damage as we get more kills.
Now you want to kill people is by stalking them, so when you hit your middle mouse it's
like a zoom in.
And when you zoom in you're like building a bar, it's like one, two, three, your tears
of stalking.
Okay.
Um, so yeah, just kind of watch people.
Watch people before you sneak in, teleport on top of them and shit.
Did you actually make them kill?
Yeah, yeah they did.
Oh my god, my character is gigafast, like, hello?
Do you have a burger or something?
Uh, now I changed characters.
You actually eat that quicker?
Yeah.
Like, after this is an interesting ride.
need to come up with a plan. Yes. I actually can't get into the house. That's fine. It's
not even going to let us find you. Run! Run, Doris! Doris, run! Doris, you dumb piece of
Shit!
Awwww...
Old cutters is pretty good.
Oh, that's a special, special.
I think Tyler lost me.
What the fuck do I get in here?
Um...
What do I just do?
I know there's a special target there, but like, how do I get him?
Okay, I'm gonna call police.
I think I'm pretty safe. I should have closed the door.
Operator, how may I connect you?
I'm scared of being closed the door. I'm calling the police.
Hey, Mike. Look, we need to watch each other's backs if we're going to provide the message.
Okay. Well, tell me what's going on here.
Operator, I need the Haddonfield Police Department.
I'll connect you right away.
I got both cutters, by the way.
Yo, the special target's across the street, by the way.
Special, Special Turgid Salute, alright.
Check this out, yeah.
Whoa, at a time like this?
Oh, oh fuck.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Uh, uh.
Oh my god just came through the window like that?
Here's our me.
Oh fuck yeah.
What's it on talking about?
Oh, sorry, I don't know how to use one of those, one sec.
Uh, here you go.
How?
How?
How do I use one of these?
Oh, I got it.
Woohoo!
All right.
Yeah, here we go, here we go.
Fuck yeah.
There's a special agent across the street.
Oh, he's got it.
Nine hours, no such thing.
Oh, I'm fucked up.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is not real football.
There's more of them.
Actually...
You keep hiding, actually.
You stay hiding, actually.
We need an exit.
We have an exit.
Uh oh.
Those bolt cutters would be useful if we knew where our fucking exit was.
What's the silly game?
What's the exit right here?
Oh, he's got the exit key.
Where's Justin?
Where's the exit?
Oh
I
Mean
It's actually so bad
What happened? It's just like if the animations are so shit, dude
Tyler just got put down 19 dimes and fall over
I was checking the back for loot
We found a car escape, but we need obviously more shit
Don't worry, he can't ever catch on the parachute.
Yeah, we've never been headed, but we need-
Also, TJ, never tell them to call the police. That is not the play at all.
Well, I was looting, so-
You guys tell them to hide. I was in a loot, and whilst you were in the police, I was out of the car.
But we need gas.
Just see, J.
That's not spotted.
It's right click. God damn it. Why do they fucking change this up? You know?
Gotta keep you on your toes.
call the police now okay I'll do it
Oh shit.
I'm like, hey.
gas would be in a garage. These people don't got garages. I guess it could be in the back
to the car
I'm gonna have a fucking garage here.
We gotta get the people though, right?
okay
breath
can't go in any of these fucking garages for what?
oh fuck you'll help me out coppers cops help me yeah shoot his ass yeah
Yeah! Arrest is on!
Why did you just try to hit me?
Anyone got handcuffs?
Oh, I got the gas can for the fucking thing.
I
See looking at you
No, no, no, oh my god, I need a fucking key
I'm lucky.
What are you freaking out about?
Where am I supposed to find the key?
Like actually.
of
Oh, shit!
You tell me I hit my butt.
I hit my button for the pocket knife and it didn't even work.
What the hell's the point of the button? I hit X.
I did your shit.
Two, I'm nine.
I'm getting your cards, nine.
I can't even see where the other people are on the fucking map.
I like his re-hit him, honestly.
I definitely hit one.
of
the
hahahahahaha
Goddamn, I've been doing minigames for what feels like an hour
Yeah, these minigames are so fucking stupid
Like genuinely
genuinely stupid
I don't even know where the last one is, so.
Yeah, I think I hid one because I was trying to make frog.
I'm not doing the quick time event, but I can't come back to the cop otherwise, right?
I think you can still do. I was at a cave one time, I just spawned as a fucking gov.
Oh, really? Oh, fine.
Uh-oh.
I hear music.
Fire is coming!
I don't know how I was supposed to find the last guy.
Bum-ka-ka!
By the way, TJ, that fucking...
That character is like gigafast.
What's your character doing this thing?
I'm gonna play it right now.
Yeah, she's really fast.
She's like fucking zoom.
I was like, where's that guy from?
I'm like, never.
She's got a shirt.
What the fuck?
Not here.
One thing that they did really well with this game is like the art, I think from like an
art standpoint, like visually and the vibe and the theme of it, I think it looks really
cool.
I wish they did better animations to like, save them!
Oh, all right, just leave that
The other
They still want to have one civilian alive, but I have no guru there. They're not marked for me or anything
I mean either
These cops are fucking clueless
I
Know what that's a lie. Oh, this is back. Can I see her?
God damn, I don't remember where
Where the hell is Linda
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
You have to have hands up I saw yeah, I don't know apparently you don't I was told I saw the symbol, but
We're winning this it's only a minute left dude
Oh
Oh
So I see the handcuffs, I don't understand them also
I just hit you in the head five times. Fuck it. Oh
He's fucking Oscar Meyer, dude Oscar buyer
I guess when you down it probably takes
Bro, that was perfect. Perfect play.
So did Michael win or did Michael lose?
I think Michael lost. I don't think we win unless we get the whole...
No, I think Michael lost.
I said like, shit.
No, last time we had two, I don't know.
Wait, yeah, maybe he lost and he didn't kill everyone.
You either kill everyone or you escape.
He probably had to escape from me, but he didn't.
Or, but he can't escape until he kills everyone.
He said kills the priority.
Oh, yeah, we won. Barely.
What did what was left was it one special target?
Well to win technically yes, honestly not bad prog
I did literally nothing look at my score useless. I was just a fucking piece of meat on the battlefield
Did you like killing Tyler I
I didn't know what I was doing obviously, but towards the end I was hitting more buttons for sure
So I think killings. I think killing's okay. Yeah, I think killing's alright. It's okay
The last one Justin
You want to kill again, or do you want to just RNG and see what happens?
I'm done RNG. I want to try to save
Me too kick on the go maybe a better way of RNG is we all pick civilian then what's it gonna do? You know?
yeah oh Justin you should kill you have to kill me
uh I'm liking Sib though to be honest with you
actually like a full civilian one
I don't see what happens we're all Sib
when I stalk you you guys like
walk slower or run slower I don't think we even know
that we're being stalked I never knew like you grabbed me
you can only grab when you stop somebody right you grab me instantly so I
have no clue
god damn it's me again dude it's it's a bullshit man I told you I called it right
away it's bullshit
I love...
I'm coming in!
You're in full danger.
Wait, wait, wait.
I just...
I just need to process it.
There's no way we're having a conversation.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
I'm coming in.
There's no way we're having a conversation right now.
I can't get out of the convo.
I can't stop the reader.
You're next.
What the fuck is that?
Oh
You know what?
It's so hard man, you're so fast dude right-click not being the scan is so
I can't believe it.
What do you think?
I can't believe it.
Oh, no!
Did it!
Oh, no!
Oh, please, let me!
Let me...
let me down!
No, no!
one in here
Oh, bro, you found her.
Who the fuck?
What are you trying?
stuff
I don't know what to do with it.
It's our point of scanning the body that I already killed.
Admiration.
HAHAHAHA
F**k that
Oh, my God, I'm so sick of this.
Jesus, I'm Halloween.
Oh, God, I'm so sick of this.
Stop it!
No!
You're not getting me!
Don't come any closer with that!
I'm so sick of this.
Let's do over here, boy.
I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
Hmm hmm.
Okay.
Don't touch me!
Fuckin' slammed your face into the wall!
What I'm talking about.
Wait, I'm like...
Wait, what?
I'm...
Oh, there you go.
I'm like fucking stuck.
I mean, you suck on everything, man.
I see you got a little gasolina
I don't know what I'm saying.
Come here.
of
the
death
of
Where you going? Come back!
Wanna hang out?
Oh shit!
Get over here, motherfucker!
I
What the fuck's going on over there?
It was open?
It was open?
That's crazy the door was just open.
I got to, I, these two, I can't, I can't.
Gotta go get Justin
This is hard guys you guys are getting good at this
Don't leave without me!
Let's go in.
Okay.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
What's that, mate?
Yeah, I closed it.
I closed it.
Yo, get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Get off me!
You'll get off me!
You did it!
All I needed was one shot.
Oh shit! The doctor's here! Oh shit!
That's not good.
Who's the doctor? Who is it?
I don't understand how to arrest
What the fuck is that guy doing?
Oh my god.
Guys died over fucking couches.
Flipped over a day or a day or a day or a day.
I like this.
This is gonna die.
Fight me.
We'll just get out of here.
We'll just get out of here.
I didn't make it
I didn't make it
we got one at least I don't know where these guys are going is that is that one of you
That's TGA, that's TGA's doctor.
Well, I guess...
I can't really do much anymore.
Show yourself, Michael.
that's what lucky that's crazy you locked the door and everything
dude I was so close to closing that fucking door before like I got it through there man
I noticed that just sending him to the fucking the extract is the way to do it
Yeah, they run fast dude, it's like, like, fuck.
Yeah, like you should never have him follow you.
Wait, is there a send-out?
Yeah, once you know where it is, just open it.
You can't open that one, CJ brother, I'm sure you didn't know, but that one is a few.
Yeah, only one more for the gear, really.
Both of Tyler up.
Oh, he's got me!
So close.
Uh-oh, TJ's out of here.
I see his leaving.
Pussies!
Fuck it.
I'm still wondering how I saw him.
He's in front of me somewhere I think.
He's in the car!
I don't have any cool execute I could do here.
I do, I do, perfect, perfect, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here,
right against this wall buddy.
I should probably close that extract though it's full.
I mean, I have two minutes.
Are you at my gun?
Where you at?
Get your hands off me!
May not quite, but close enough.
Get his ass.
There you go.
Hey, who's the killer?
Me.
You or Mike?
No, I'm not.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Where's he at? Where's he at?
Michael escaped.
Yeah, I dipped out of here.
Once you kill everybody, you have to escape.
That was close. I almost didn't have enough time.
That's hard. That was actually genuinely hard.
I almost lost.
Honestly, the more I play it, the game's not bad, it's just like...
The most important thing is the AI, but I feel like they're kind of like just...
Yeah.
I don't know, for $40 it's pretty fucking bad, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, for $40 by this it is awful, unless you need a penalty box for that.
It just feels like it's not done yet, that's all.
Yeah, it's incomplete a little bit.
Yeah, that's the biggest issue for sure.
Oh, did we learn about our friend Slop or did we play?
Or friend Slop.
Did we play Big Walk?
I don't want to be the killer, dude.
I want a civilian scan of full-in.
Yeah.
GJ left again, dude.
bro
are we replacing you or are you jumping back in
i mean if you want to replace me you can
hahaha
knight hour wants to kill
no no he wants to kill
i'm not sure if entity bought this for me
it's fine it's 40 dollars
i know but like fuck
i feel like i'm not trying but the ai
really makes it so fucking unbearable
I'm locked and open a door for this AI to follow me, I said follow me, and the AI sprints
and breaks to the fucking window, she doesn't even follow me, she fucking flies to the window
You did make a lot of noise. I think that's how I saw that that happened, you know
How are we gonna do this?
Am I getting infinitely loading or how am I starting loading too?
two
I'll stick a while
I don't think we've played this map yet
look everybody how am I doing on this shit
middle mouse to like stock people to build your stock up
you when you hit f it's a grab them but you can only grab a few stock them
you need to build up that stock meter a little bit
uh...
what else
uh... control
your abilities control fucking
control e is like a panic
you can teleport even if people are looking at you just disappear
Control F is blackout and that's how you knock people off bikes and then the other one is
Like radar, and you just see wall hacks and like getting information
That's it pretty much
I call the cops and sorry maybe it's not a bad idea
Yeah.
I think it's okay.
Okay.
I just know that we're in danger. Hang on, let me...
Ooh, repair kit's big. I don't know this map though, so...
I need you to listen to me.
There's a problem tonight.
No way.
This really killed my body.
Excuse me?
You're the boss?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm with you.
Find a phone and call the sheriff's office.
Who bolt cutters and a repair kit that's pretty big
What is the figure I'm doing I think it just stuns him
I did just shoot it at him or in the sky I shot you
really yeah when you camp the seller on the second the last day
oh that's not good guys that's not good
oh shit he's right there oh shit he's right there
oh shit
oh
I don't think he knows where I am
This is the worst place to have a conversation. Just the worst.
Uh...
Oh, shit.
Okay, there should be gas here.
or not there's absolutely nothing in here
Fuckin' heck.
Hell yeah.
Okay, we got the cops, so it's not bad.
What's up?
You heard me.
You're saving in here or what?
Can't hear you I need gas for the car and I need a key
Fucking piss in here nothing
I can't hear us in game Mike
Buggy buggy ass boy, you hear me
right pick that up yeah yeah no no you're not talking pick that up for tj i don't know what tj is that but he needs it
buggy ass boy
god damn we're bumping it all up in you
that seems smaller shit but i don't know what tj is that i don't know what commune means
oh fuck Tyler's out of here he's not even trying to save anybody Mike does I think he
Yeah, at least.
Who's he gonna kill with?
It's me.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck is this?
fuck
Wait, can I break this car or what?
Holy shit, I'm flashbang
Dude, all that work and you can just fucking walk up to it and hit it with a fucking knife?
Yeah, but you could break- you could break-
You could blow it on you
Oh, you got an actual car?
Yeah, he's trying to blow it on you
I actually did the car
I got it, and literally I ran into him, and it moves like a fucking go-kart.
Yeah, the bicycles are better.
Yeah, but I can load in all the people and take them.
This is... this is like, what the fuck is this?
I don't know. Is this map ass or what? I don't know. I don't get it. I feel like this map
is... funds. What if this is just a map? Oh fuck. Oh shit.
He's here he's here Michael's there
Here's strength the numbers strength the numbers bro. It's not fucking pushing me man. Oh, yes, can't hear me. I forgot what fuck
Shit game
But where's the next track? I don't know
I've been looking I can't find anything I only see I only found the car extract
Maybe it's a map that only has car extractive. I see it on the mouth
I'm me. Oh, I found a car Steve too. What?
This car just too fast for Michael
Yeah, what does the stocking do? Like what does this minimal amount of shit even do?
Keeps track of them and then that's how you grow. You need to stock to grab them and then depending on the level
gives you different like opportunities.
Oh, fuck those in my cards bro.
Fuck you.
Isn't this cards?
I didn't even get a chance to do anything.
I know, I just looted the fuck out of it.
This has to be an extra...
What is this car here?
Ha!
What the fuck is that?
That's amazing.
Um...
This has to just be a map with only fucking...
Yeah, but wait, I found a cellar.
Oh, you found a cellar?
Where... where are you?
Uh, I don't know.
Oh, yeah, you're right, there's one.
Holy fuck.
Hello, you fucking...
Someone cover me.
Holy fuck, I got you. We're also we also have a special agent man
I don't even I can't even do anything
You have a guy right here, sir save him. I'm sure wait
Wait, I'm gonna do a massive
Massive I'm looking at him so we can't
you sure we don't have to save this guy right he's literally right here
go for it go for it go for it
i'm gonna go grab these over here
go for it
oh no
bro he's running away from me what do you mean
no i'm telling you the ai is so stupid it pisses me off
why not
in a game where you need them to be perfect they're dumb as shit
oh this is a dub for us
only lost one
but not technically yet
it ain't perfect
oh should i see him
i see him
he's gone
so what do we do now that we've we got the agents do we just have to leave
ourselves
or do we save do we save the normal
I
Didn't you guys load up a bunch of city somewhere where are those guys? Oh, I see it. I see it. I see
It's just they run from you. They're gone, you know, and I didn't hear any more
Skate
Who was scared why did you say escape on this one? I got it. I'm sending them. What was that noise?
Oh, is that a ways like all
Like oh, I think he's next to me dude. I'm nervous
Yeah, yeah, get in there
We only have like room for two more or something what we do do we yeah, we only
Do we find our own? Oh god, it's gonna be full. We'll only one room one slot
You got go into your fuck okay, so we have to take a car. I think okay
He went in so fast, though, I have two repair kits we could do this
Oh Tyler left instantly bro, yeah, like what is that shit dude? It's not dead by daylight man
We're gonna save the people we're gonna save the people wrong game. I'm the wrong game. That's fair. That's fair
Are you low, Mike?
I am full.
Okay, so, wait, we saved everybody.
Now we just have to save ourselves.
Yeah, but I don't know how to get out, you bitch.
We have to find an exit.
I'm holding the head, I'm...
Oh, I just hit over here.
Bro!
I can't move!
It's the same button as the fucking going through the fence!
a buggy ass game man buggy off game what do we do oh we got a cop who is this oh fuck
yeah cover me I actually don't know where I'm on me on me on me on me on me
do we know where we go though I have no clue we're gonna find out
he's out and about I need to recover us okay officer please
Oh
Where do I go
Drive out of the map like oh what is this fucking ass game we mean
What do you mean that's just drive out of the city no
Turn his ass over, I think he's in the street.
Do you have an icon which you need to map for anything?
No.
Alright, turn his ass over, turn his ass over.
Oh, oh!
Who got out? Who got out?
Tyler's a god. Tyler's trying to be a hero.
Dude, why does it just turn on its own?
Holy fuck.
stop are you turning the car Justin no how would I be time in the backseat
right
you try to be a hero you try to be a hero where do I go oh okay it just it
doesn't even tell you where to go you just like go in a random area and it
just works I don't have a head I don't have a head look at the backseat
get fucked that hour each shit sorry holy shit this came back I don't know
what I'm doing on this based off of what I just saw based on how I just saw what
that negative oh no after my game flickering
I don't want to finish my play through on you, Russia.
Nah, nah, you gotta get back in here, we gotta go again.
Besides, you gotta be the killer, teach.
Ah, alright.
Maybe you'll like it more.
You might hate being a civilian, because you got so much like aura that you can't play a civilian.
I don't think the game is bad enough to play it.
I don't think the game is that bad enough to play it, it just makes it fucking hard.
It's just not done yet.
This game is so far from being done, it should not have won.
How did you get negative 146?
I told you, I don't know how to do it, I'm gonna kill it, I'm wandering around.
That's crazy.
How do I, uh, oh my god, I just wanted to see you like a hundred times.
Just be thankful we're playing together because if we're playing with randoms, this would be awful.
You know?
Something to, something to be thankful for.
Bless.
Bless.
Yeah, there you go.
Bless.
I hated that map.
Just me or?
It's okay.
Yeah.
I had it early.
But.
You might be right, Justin. They have one server. This shit does not load.
the shit does not load.
I swear, when you're terrified in this game, whatever the thing is,
Uh, the debuff?
Yeah.
You run like you're just fucking out of the womb, bro.
I say, if I'm scared, bro, I'm fucking gone.
It should be the opposite, right? You run faster than me.
Yeah, I should be fucking zooming.
The killer should catch you when you're, like, not scared.
Yeah.
Bro, I'm infinitely fucking loading.
I know, Sam.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
I think I'm good. I think I've had enough. And I feel bad. I got four hours out of it,
but I feel bad. Michael. Not Myers. When I went to 120 minutes, I was like, oh, I think
I just would rather eat food and go to the gym.
We gotta do one more, though.
I'm just in the name of the loading screen.
I'll defort, I'll try, I'll try for it.
But I'm open, but I'm opening it back up, don't worry.
Okay, we got one more, then.
One more.
I didn't my load out.
I'll give it one more.
Yes.
And one more.
TJ is killing.
I think TJ is going to have a newfound calling for the killer.
I grabbed TJ twice and he literally broke out before the prompt even popped up.
He probably had an item to do it.
No, no, I hit the AD stuff.
That fast?
That's impossible.
Holy shit.
As soon as I know it's coming, I got that shit.
Alright, private match.
Friends.
Bang.
Bang.
Pankaka, where is he?
Yeah, I'm...
Uh...
I'll try.
Dude, this flickering is just so ass.
Look at that.
Characters.
It's a comedy, honestly.
You know what's actually a comedy?
The last Halloween movie.
Yeah, I watched it with you.
It was just fire.
I couldn't believe it.
That was like a movie that people approved.
Fire.
I know I do this thing where I come out of stealth or whatever, I come out of my ghost
form and I use to grab.
You have to like,
like you can only come out of stealth
if you're not in light or in proximity
of like a person's eyeballs.
So now how you guys are doing like spins
and you're like looking behind you,
that's actually kind of bad because then someone,
because then I can tip you like at your back
and then grab you.
So you just have to time it.
You have to take cue to take yourself out of stealth
and then spam F to try to like grab instantly.
It's honestly not that easy, but you can do it.
Or try to like time it where someone's going around a corner and you're like oh shit
They're definitely gonna go around a corner. I'm gonna hide on the other side
I try to do that to Tyler, but this man has fucking volume up to 125% literally here's everything
You hear my footsteps from across the goddamn map
Michael my god
Very my loud
I have light work.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
It's a lawn dart.
Like a cigarette?
That's your glass break?
We're bringing people in cold blood.
Keep talking and make it sound believable.
Please, send someone now.
We're in danger.
Help, do my best to help.
Hello?
Why are you running?
Why are you running?
Hey, why is no one helping us?
It's right click.
Wow.
Whoa.
Perfect.
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
Fuck you.
I really like the visual aesthetic though, it does feel spooky, Halloween-like.
Okay, I'll call the cops again, okay.
I think there's some guy who's-
Oh, fuck my ass.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Oh fuck my ass.
Oh fuck my ass.
Get out of there! Run, James! Run!
Oh jeez, he was right here. Take care, Tyler. He was here.
a plan anything you need just find a phone and call the cops got it let's give it a world
wait where are you going there's a phone right here you idiot
oh it's disabled i guess tatter where are we going
tatter where are we going
all right
We're safe, kid.
Good mug.
Want to talk to the window?
Or no?
No.
What are you looking for?
What are you looking for?
We're looking for a cellar sheet.
We're looking for a cellar sheet?
Call the cops, fuck it.
I'm assuming calling the cops early just makes it more of a problem for Michael, like it's just kind of annoying.
Hello, how do you feel, police? What can I do for you?
I can't talk for long a stranger is stalking me. Please help we can help you
Please we really need help now before shit really hits the fan help is on the way
Find a place to hunker down where a kitchen knife can't reach right on right on
Dude, why can't I find bolt cutters, like, really?
Ooh.
Big dope.
I'm gonna call the cops again.
I feel like I'm just spam calling the cops.
I feel kind of useless doing that.
Oh
of
one insane room
Dude, the special people are so far away.
Oh my god, bottom right corner?
There's only one? What? Where are the others?
What the fuck?
Oh, no.
This is not good.
what are we supposed to do?
oh there's one. I'm gonna ride, fuck it.
yo I got an exit! I got an exit! I got an exit!
no no no I know he's outside. okay okay. I gotta go find the other one.
Hide that door closed.
No, no, no. Rachel.
Let's keep...
Go, go, go. She's got a gun? Fuck yeah, Rachel. Are you kidding?
All right, all right, we got him, we got him.
Now we just gotta find Normies.
Save the Normies, save the Normies.
I'm gonna save this one.
What's up, Officer?
Hello?
Is Michael here?
Wait, we should, we should try to arrest him.
We should try to do a, a restaurant.
I think we got to get three star copies
Why
Get the hell out of here, Hazel
I'm actually gonna call the cops.
Uh oh.
I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
I'm the only one calling the cops. I swear to God
Big big Karen playthrough big
Yeah, we're saving everyone holy shit what a run
What a run.
Why is he going to that one?
The escape's right there.
Yo, why is he going all the way?
Why is he going to the wrong exit?
It's right next to him.
So I think it's because they just like run out of spots.
I don't know.
Yeah, I want to try to arrest Michael.
he seems kinda ass to this one
he's a good
that's another escape
oh interesting
kinda cool
oh my god
scarier than michael
our guy just died by the way
because he was running the wrong exit fucking idiot
where
i don't know
who three-star
wait we can with there's a chance we actually could arrest him to three-star
difficult
now he just leaves
what now
does that mean we lost
What is that?
We definitely won so, but...
What the fuck is that?
Yikes!
Yay!
Did we win?
Yeah, we won.
Oh, overwhelming.
Alright, well...
What the...
I think he is watching PPPs and fuck up.
Why?
Why'd you escape, DJ?
You didn't do what he's doing.
He's just done with the games, don't you think?
You didn't do shit!
All the special targets were dead. I killed like fucking seven people.
And then like, what about some other stuff that they killed Kyle?
Kill us!
We weren't out of the game. We weren't worth the most points.
I thought nine escaped, and then you guys all escaped.
We were about to be fair, we were literally about to escape.
You were gonna wait a bunch of seconds.
All right well GG's it was a game for sure that was that was a game it was a
game that was a fucking game yeah yeah I didn't hate it but I didn't love it a
nice five out of ten maybe a four out of ten Jesus that's pretty low yeah I mean
that's about where it were you greater higher than like a five really I would
say it's like a six I think it has decent it's got like subdued it's doing
something a little different its visuals are nice the Halloween I peace cool the
actual target our audience either the gameplay is like it's alright and I don't
think that bad I just don't think AI is I think not well yeah I think the choice
of them going this like out with the civilians and this and that like could
have maybe done something different but this is where they're at so you know
that's all right for what it is I could have played another I'm gonna play
another you want to play well play pubs I don't think it's that bad like it's
It's like a six.
I don't think I'm a target audience for this game.
I don't think it's like terrible, but...
It's just okay.
I thought they're playing a little bit, but it's like okay.
Wait, can we even queue together?
Is that even a possibility?
Or pubs?
Surely that's a thing, right?
Is there a party system?
How?
Where's the button?
I don't know where the button is I
For sure people are saying you can I just don't I don't I don't understand where
Oh wait wait go online
Thank
I'm on line now, okay if I hit this and this, that work?
Yeah I joined off you, give me a second thank you.
Okay.
And then I think you hit R to choose your roll.
And then I think we just match rake.
Is it match raking?
Anyone else playing?
Yeah.
Yeah, wait, let me cancel.
Canceled anyone else wanna play?
With pubs?
What else?
They do not like this game at all.
All right, cute.
They do not like this game at all.
I don't think it's that bad.
I still think it's that great either.
What, like I said before,
what carries it for me is the IP and the visuals.
Like, the art is incredible.
I think it looks really nice, like the aesthetic, the environment, like the design of all the levels and stuff, I think that's perfect, but...
That's how they're up against the Undertaker.
We're all the same girl?
Look at this!
Hello?
Wait, this guy's got a blue skin, he's like, blowing blue as fucking, as a Jason, we're fucked.
Wait, there's a bug behind this shit.
Alright, it's blast.
Well, that's crank.
I want to tell these guys to hide.
I
yeah
this is going to sound nice but hadn't feels is under threat
Thomas
Thomas hide
a madman is running around killing people
We need to come up with a plan.
What?
You've got to make yourself invisible, okay?
Stay hidden.
Good idea.
Come on.
Perfect.
Be safe, for now.
I got one guy safe so far one special man
I got one as well
Oh I just fucking broke my ankle
Did I call the cops?
Oh no
That's not good
Oh those fucking doors are locked
Yeah
Well, why can't I just like knock on their door, you know like hello like
They go around and open door
Oh
This is going to sound crazy, but someone wants me and you dead here in our neighborhood
I don't want to bother you, but Hattenfield's got a mast predator prowling tonight. All right. Got your back
Can you call for help?
He's killed an innocent and
Special and a special okay
two beers
was an extra I found an escape to all detected that's not good
oh that's not good
I got a bike
there's an escape next to me
you're getting crashed or are you crashed?
no I crashed the bike
I'm looking for him.
Bike physics are kinda nice.
Bike dev cooked.
I need bolt cutters.
And then I can save this guy.
Got bolt cutters?
I'm gonna look on garage.
That's not good.
The only one that's left is the one that I had.
This is not good.
Well, this guy's just owning, hello?
Fucking laundry?
is going on absolute care
radio is up on the car exit
i think the radio calls in the doctor
okay the extract do you see it bottom left
one one five four nine
You have to take my advice with me.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck it, I'm calling the cops.
So likely head of him being here.
Ow.
Ha ha.
What number? How can I just call?
Hi. I need the police.
Just one moment.
I think he's next to me, dude. I'm nervous. I heard a weird noise.
Well, he knows where I am, so I'm on the bike, so.
Okay, I called more cops.
Opening the cellar.
opening the cellar
just made a bunch of noise
dumbass
you're opening the cellar or ok? yeah open
there's a fucking dead guy here
ok the special target I head
is in the building to the north of that
Oh, oh, is it next to you? Yeah, he got me. Oh
I'm not no I'm dead. He got you like that, bro
Did you die at the extract?
Yeah, I did
I'm just gonna hope that this guy closed it. He closed it
Yeah, I mean he just shut out. I don't know what that means
Find a place how you never think this guy's just a professional
I got you.
Maybe I get him to follow me? I'm gonna risk it. I think because we've already lost this game.
I'm gonna get him to follow me, and I'm just gonna risk it.
Just follow me, and we'll look out for each other.
Yeah.
I didn't realize we were up against a fucking professional, like, once.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're in ranks now, dude.
Like, what the fuck, up our game?
Oh, I can respond to you to macabre.
Come on in, I'm coming in.
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
I hope you escape.
Wait!
You didn't open it, it's bolted again.
Oh, the right one.
I saw him shut it.
I don't know if that locks it again.
The bolt's right here, right next to it.
I'm coming to you.
Try to stay hidden.
Good idea.
Come on.
I guess it's a different exit. Oh fuck.
What was the flashlight he didn't do? Should I hit him with it?
I think it blinds him.
Fuck, I'm so far away dude. Where's my cop car?
I'll have a bike.
He's dead. We lost.
I hope he escaped.
Oh, he does have a blue skin. Yeah, we're up against a professional dude, dude.
Well, we already lost.
Come on, hop on.
Got a pegs.
I can't. We already lost those thugs.
Well that was fun.
That was a really good game.
Very good experience.
That same one is bolted?
I don't get it.
I'm going to go check.
Yeah, it's bolted over there.
He killed the...actually he didn't kill him yet,
is weird but he's he's work killing him right now
fuck he's not he's killing him right now
GG
hell yeah solid experience very good stuff
what the hell?
immaculate stuff this is a different one
how is that possible? did I run to the wrong one?
you did you did that's the only one I knew about which is unlucky
What? What did I run to?
It sucks cause I spawn as a cop and I can't uh...
Oh okay, I just spawned right in front of me.
Did he spawn right in front of me?
Like right in front of me?
He's probably got pro tech or something.
Well, GG I guess.
Why is that light flickering?
I mean, this is just GG, right?
Am I the only one left?
I think I am.
How do I get detected when I go outside?
What makes these rolls up?
Oh this is the one that he... wait this is all... these are all so bolted.
Hell yeah that was sick.
he's gonna keep you on top of me and grab me instantly
yeah he was on top of me but I had a knife so
They turned around man.
Shoot him Rainbow.
I don't know why he's not shooting him.
Well, that's game.
and
that you can spawn when I think it's fun we can see them or whatever right quick on your feet
I'll be quick on your feet, I guess.
He's gonna do it again.
What the hell are you aiming at me for?
Yeah, that's dumb.
What? How do you dodge that?
Yeah, that's stupid as I could have it.
That's what happened to me.
I don't think that's intended.
Another bug how tell their bug bug head. I'm sure
Don't hurt man James Bond James Wands got him
Yeah, let him reload
I'll save my minigame on
and
that he spawned like that and instagram is the ocean not expect that
is not was the killer i could not uh... you can't spot that you know
yeah i think that there's definitely some unintended tech for you to be able
to spawn that close
we're back to them as you know
uh... like it's not about
but it's not really it's over
was that i'm going to be a little bit of a reference
each pop you consume gives you a less less fear
drink some sodas
how do i pull my fucking gun
jackie i can't pull on my gun i can't pull on my gun i can't pull on my gun
there it is, there it is
ooooohhh
why couldn't you pull out your gun
i don't know, it was good
I don't know how many times I haven't played this game, I'm not, I'm just kinda playing something to do.
I mean, I'm having an okay time.
Like I said, 6 out of 10 times, that's alright.
These minigames are the worst.
Please stop the minigames.
Oh my god.
Tyler, you're gonna solo him, okay?
For sure.
The call is coming from inside the house.
Nice.
What are you looking for?
A phone, the call of police, as a police officer.
You are the police.
Hell, I can't radio them in, I don't know.
I want to hear
and cars age
you're the only one left and
you're looking at what now you're actually the only one left
open the storm seller
the
the
the
that's as far as I can tell you're not going to be able to get to the top of the hill.
The fuck is this guy?
The rest is assed.
Maybe the hell out of here.
This is the spawner in front of me.
This is my car?
Police car key required.
More cops overriding, maybe that's B.
Actually, I think we're out of cops.
Listen, if you stay long enough, you could be the last survivor and be fucking perked out of your mind.
Oh, it's a pistol.
I'm Southerners, dude
I should just watch I think he's in the house or something
If the lights are flickering, yeah, why does it say there's an AI here?
I think it was in
Do this who's this? I don't know I guess there's still a civilian. Oh, okay
Yeah, whatever he's doing there is definitely not supposed to be happening.
Real fun, dude.
That actually makes the zero sense.
Even if it is something that's intended, like it's an ability that he got because he's
higher level it should definitely not
be a thing
Emma
he's dead
killer
I see
okay it's just the center of MMR
yeah it's trying to fight yeah exactly
exactly that was our placement game
That was a placement game.
That was going to lower our MMR.
We really out of our ELO.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a placement game.
I didn't even counter that?
You can't.
Chat's just talking out their ass.
That was uncounterable.
Wait, wait, we're not playing with these fuckers again.
Leave, leave, leave, leave.
Fucking stupid.
ELO diff.
I am the...
Joinable.
I said we'll beat the next one, EloDiff, EloDiff.
Are you in?
No.
I'm loading on the black screen.
Hell yeah.
Okay, we go.
At least there's three second matchmaking, that's pretty nice.
Yeah, the cross play is nice
Hopefully this Michael doesn't have a skin
You're with two PlayStation players
Okay, it's like there's even a Michael in the long go. Oh great. He's got a skin. Oh my god
And we lost
good boys GG oh that's just the pre-order skin okay wait winnable winnable I thought
That was an unlock.
It's on YouTube?
Yeah, it's falling right next to it.
Oh, great. He's on me.
I can't wait to die.
Maybe he doesn't know where I am.
This is a terrible time, but I'm gonna talk to this guy in the middle of the street
This is not a good idea. Oh, he's a soul. I need to talk to him. This is important. He's a special agent
I think he's right next to me
I'm so dead. I'm so dead. I'm calling it. I think I bet it's really not to freak you out
But hadn't feel special agent Eric. I'm trying to get him to safety. Let's get a fight
Oh, it's a 306 rifle in your D, but there's also wood axe.
That's good.
At least this guy was slower to kill
Yeah, so the other guy was we need a bolt cutters on those
We're gonna go look for one
Why am I like super detected like I'm running pretty slow. I don't know
I don't I don't know why they detected this because I'm breathing heavy
Smell your fear
Yeah, I got gas for the car.
That's good.
Bum bum bum.
Oh great, we lost one.
Great, just great.
I
Have all cutters out nice
Wait, I found her three likes 306 rifle. Yeah. Yeah, you left it there important things
Well, I had more important things though. I want to call the cops with my friend
We're both going to call the cops together.
Is it even possible to save all the special targets? Doesn't seem like it.
Seems like it's impossible, yeah.
You just can't win the race, right?
Over here, too.
Oh, great.
The only one that's left is the one I hid.
I think there's a little R and G to it, right?
Like, if all the civilians spawn next to a special agent and they tell the special agent to hide,
I actually think it's doable, but if you don't spawn next to him, what are you supposed to do, all right?
You just kinda...
You just kinda lose.
Wait, you found both cutters, right?
Just open these and make at least three, one of them.
Yeah, come on the way, come on the way.
I'll cover you.
At least we can save one guy.
Maybe it's still winnable if we save one guy.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Oh boy.
I bought a mover wait open it
I thought it was grabbing
Open it open it
I'm gonna go get my guy
Get in get in get in get in get my guy come on. Why do they run away from you?
It's your boy get your boy dog get your boy dog. Congratulations Eric. Let's go
Oh, okay, we got one.
Two point odd.
That's two.
Well, one special agent.
Is there an NPC over there?
There's no one.
He's running away.
Get him.
I got a scape key.
Oh, that's our boy, nevermind.
I thought that was...
That's a real player.
That's real.
It looked like a bot.
There's a bot next to us in the building.
I'm an escape key or something oh it's always open you gotta get this guy and get that
out yeah but it's gonna be full if we get enough people okay well I bolt cut her
we find another one I can open oh wait that guy was just next to me that's
on there I know where another one is actually you should open it after we
save this guy
I'll save this guy.
All these doors are locked, girls.
I'm trapped under the window.
What is a fragile arrow glass here?
Is it, like, the sun?
I think it's a flashbang.
He saw both of us.
Why do they walk away from you, man?
It's gonna come over here.
Bro, there's no one help you.
There's a cop. There's a cop with us.
No escapes discovered.
What do you mean no escapes discovered?
What?
he closed it he closed it okay okay okay I'm gonna go activate that radio then go
open that there's a hatch to your just in the other side of that building it's
yeah right around that corner yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
everyone oh my power oh shit he's on me okay I'll open up this other
Noo!
Pretty gruesome death.
Did you at least open the door?
No matter what you do or see, don't stop. Just get the hell out of here.
Okay.
Did you at least open the door?
Mm-hmm.
No?
Oh. You got him. You're burning out there.
Okay, he's gonna see that they escaped. He's gonna come back here. He's gonna close the door.
Gigi.
I could try to leave.
Ah, okay.
See if I can get this guy.
I'm so dead. I'm so dead.
I'm so dead.
Get the hell out of here, lady!
I'm telling you you need to get to the escape point cover her
Try to sleep I think yeah, I mean it was to be up still
I was just one now shit. Maybe go. Oh god
You're next to me right there was in for sure. Yeah, I heard something
I mean I did what I could I saved as many people like it that I was good
Respectable run you low run
Wait this guy sees the oh my god to see your volt cutters this is so what he does right
No.
Didn't you have bolt cutters when you died here?
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
In the, uh, yeah, right there, right there.
How does he know?
He's so smart.
I know.
He's kind of a cheater.
I don't know.
I'm trying to activate the radio, but there's no power or anything.
Where is there?
Well, you got fucking stapled.
Yeah, he put a wooden spike through my skull.
at least respawn available
come back as cops
spamming minigames right now
oh he doesn't have a axe
let's see
he's just tripping, why is he just tripping randomly?
Oh, what the fuck?
Did he just get shot?
What?
Oh shit, he's got an axe!
I don't like he's tripping.
I don't know what that is.
He might be hurt, but he just healed himself.
Also, you had bolt cutters, and he didn't grab them.
Unless he did, he just is unfortunately caught now.
What are you supposed to do at this point?
You just lose.
If the guy's on you, you'll never get out.
Get him with the jukes.
There's something that's possible.
Oh.
Oh, that guy's in the ass.
He whiffed.
you with
well let me come back as a cop so i can help this man
iron ankles
he's so slow
oh yeah juki's ass
he don't do it
Oh shit, oh shit, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a playstation rotation.
Did you see that controller rotation there?
Yeah.
He's trying to shoot me, he's, he's hooking him, oh, oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm coming,
Stay alive! I'm right here, I'm right here!
Help him!
I've got a fucking sniper rifle!
Oh!
Help him so you get the extract open.
I'm helping, I'm helping.
We should let him out.
Where do you get handcuffs at?
Oh, he sees you.
Right here, Doc.
I like to use...
Helium.
I don't know if he's hurt or something.
he's hurt or something just keeps living careful oh oh oh yeah Tyler means
this thing has like it this thing has an 8x on it
hell yeah fuck yeah
I
Know it's funny Tyler's just happy to be playing this game
Because he's just been playing so much runescape this past week. He'll play anything. I got stuck in a box
Oh
PEACE!
Oh!
Oh, he fucking, he envies that out.
Wait, your boy is calling, he's calling the doctor.
Maybe I'll come back.
Nice, nice, nice.
Yeah, I'm in the middle of the street.
Fuck it.
Yeah, stay under a light.
You can't TP under the light.
I see you, I see you.
That's not me, it's someone else.
What is it?
Arrest his bitch ass.
Help me.
me. Arrest this bitch. Yes. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. Get him. What does that
What does that mean? What does that mean?
Okay.
Dude.
There's no way.
No way.
HOW IS THIS GUY NOT TAKING THE TIME TO GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' LOVY?!
Bro, he's just running in circles!
What the hell outta here?
He keeps looking behind him, this model's lit.
That's not a good idea, alright?
I have you lost.
You should use some good bolt cutters or something, or a wood axe.
He's about to reach but well, I guess not reach but but I would give up
He did give up. Oh, maybe you call the friend
Give me back in I was so close to like I was able to detain him, but I got sliced up
yeah I wonder what that means I don't know maybe he sets like a trap and then
maybe if I come down twice well you know why is it keep tripping dude I don't
want to play this character whoever this guy is is it because he's running out of
stamina he's like he's roasting him yeah he's red barred and he's just
tripping he's back here dude isn't this one a full I don't think he knows what
he's doing right I'm pretty sure you didn't know
80
I'm learning civilian is almost impossible.
It's hard.
It is hard.
Let's see.
Do these guys stay?
All right.
Okay.
I'll leave you.
Oh, I love it.
Okay, I'll leave you to it.
It's weird that it just makes you play with the same people.
In no world would you ever want to play a multiplayer game with the same people.
And if you did, you would go out of your way to add them as a friend.
You wouldn't just stay in the same lobby.
No one in the history of games has always wanted to stay in the same lobby.
That's not how that works.
Yeah, I like playing with new players.
everyone does
new content
new content
yeah actually
now you're hopping in?
hello
hello
he's playing RuneScape
we're still in Mojula
playing
Donalock
oh
I need to pick a different character dude
Yeah, why is everyone playing with the chip?
My favorite thing is to call the cops.
I need to find a Karen.
I need a...
I don't really know.
I've been a RuneScape.
I gotta fuckin' open it up.
Hey, someone's right next to me. Who's this?
Hello?
Yogi Bear. That's the spot next to me. What a cute name.
Apatio Lexus.
Kind of a fair kid. W.
I just like call the police right away, like I don't know.
Yeah, I do at the start of the game if I get an opportunity, just because it's so easy to do.
Oh, I found a safety.
Shit, I'll run.
I'll run.
I found a hatch.
Perfect skill check.
I earned us an 8th of a bar I'm gonna try using the flashlight on Michael
one of us so it's up yes yes a that's good
Jesus how much trouble we need sorry not to freak you out but Haddonfield's being
hunted in a mask this is the best chance we've got hiding is your safest bet
right now I'm gonna watch it if there's a hatchet equal a wood ass as well or no
what kind of escape fire I think it does it's just because I'm gonna try both
cutters oh my god I'm gonna open one hatch already
www.com opening
I don't want to go outside like this, dude.
Great.
Got that right next to me.
Should I have to joint, Tyler?
I'll SIG.
Should I save the guy?
Or should I try to save it for a special agent?
Maybe a special agent?
I'm not sure.
I found another Aussie joint here.
Okay, I'm not going to tell them. I'm not going to tell them. I'm just going to save it.
There's a special agent.
Oh yeah, I spoke to Jay.
Oh, that'll do it.
Who's Jay?
I can see things
I'm hiding in here
Oh f**k
Is he on you dude?
He stalked me
Are you in the middle of the streets, are you?
No, that was the guy I was trying to save.
It's a special target.
Yeah, special targets are important. I don't even know where the last one is.
I'm getting a lot of green rings over here. I don't think that means that.
The residence house.
Close the door.
door and you call police for talking to us yeah just yeah well no yeah tell him to
leave we'll just we'll just save all the normies we can't get any special agents
I guess fuck it I think he's next to me tell me oh fuck oh fuck Tyler I'm dead
No, no, no, dude.
All the way.
Okay.
I got the civilian killed.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Damn it!
Fuck man, all I got is a pistol.
I was gonna call the police, dude.
This is impossible.
Yo, I'm getting big loot, but like, I can't do it, but a gun?
Ooh, gunner bolt cutters.
Now I gotta keep the bolt cutters.
Home big police call
All just even more bull
There's just uh, there's your rifle cartridge. There's a flare gun. What do we use that for just shooting players? Yeah
It's like it's like a flashbang for the fucking guy. Oh, let's stick
There's gas in here I cut LOS so it can't stalk me
Keep them distracted.
I'm healing.
I'm back.
Oh my god.
Ooh wait, what?
He really wants to kill me dude.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm getting the lot done.
i can open these i can open this door but i need
someone watching me i'm fucked
let me know if you see him
there's no loot in here dude there's like
air kits
meat cleavers and shit
i don't think he knows where i am
i think i'm okay
i see him
he's on me he's like uh...
on wallards near wallards street
okay oh wait the cop's here too fucking i'm going in
we're getting fucked where's electus ass
let's at least save one, let's make it our goal to save one fucking person
rest his ass
he's not a rest
he's not a rest
wait, he's down for a while bro, he's down
oh is that piece of
really saved somebody this fucking game
Alex this is so I don't know I see why aren't you showing up on the map
I don't know I don't understand how the map show works
Get the hell out of here man.
Okay, I may have saved one.
Okay.
Oh, Siddhanki, bro, found the car keys.
I found all the car things, but I found two Siddhanki's.
That's just me and you left.
That's in the flashed. Don't leave yet. I'm in the dock here dude. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying like me being you are the least civvies
Trying to save the last of the normies
I want to make sure I want to make sure the exit doesn't well they're open
Nice night out.
You sure open?
Yeah, both of them.
Both of them are open.
I'm just trying to save some of the blue guys.
We still don't know where the last guy is, those special agents.
I'm not calling the cops.
Fuck that.
We're doing pretty good so far.
open dude fuck what do we have more open oh is there a third there's a third well I
don't have them both I have both I'm gonna get it open in like 10 seconds
I'm getting good. I'm getting good escapes. Very good escapes
all been trouble all been trouble these skill strikes are insane mine's skinny as hell
close the exits
very convincing
we'll grab this gun
you're going to be dealing with a flashlight, that works
I got a pistol too
I
Did a good loot
Need an axe
He closed the door. I have a big axe a big axe. You see me on the map. Yeah, what's this me?
You see you know the cop
Where's only I got to open one of the exits
careful here he was near me he's on a
say you yeah they get you kind of like yours yeah but god I'm gonna shoot it
you have to save this guy I'm gonna save this last you okay
I'm gonna open this up okay okay I'm saving this game.
It's an axe for that one.
Head for the getaway spot and take that back.
I missed a shot.
I missed a shot.
I missed a shot.
I missed a shot.
I missed a shot.
I got him.
Fuck.
I'm getting out of here being Samuel are leaving
Why can he spawn on top of me?
Did Samuel get make it out at least?
I don't think so, I think he got lost.
Oh my god.
Why the fuck did he fly on top of me, dude?
What the fuck is he doing?
I'm as hell.
I'm glad to see you still hold on.
Fucking zero ass counterplay, dude.
Ass.
I got it.
This guy?
That guy?
me
I'm fucking stupid
Okay, it's my pistol that I can't drop in that
It sucks if I had my shot so I would have stunned him and we actually would have had enough time to get out.
Is there anyone alive?
No, just you.
A special agent somewhere.
Do you like this? She's the one I talked to at the very start of the game.
You remember where you put her?
No, I don't.
Escape key.
I don't want to play this big game anymore.
here dude
I need sired
Damn, I don't know, I thought I talked to her in here.
Maybe she's in here.
There's just like the same...
Oh, is it... there's someone in here, though.
I could save.
I'm detected, I'm detected.
There it is.
Oh, maybe not, there's a question mark, I thought it was somebody.
A brass lantern.
I don't know where she's at dude, I'm gonna have to get out.
I don't remember where she's at dude, I must have to get out, I don't know.
You can leave it in the car, I think.
Yeah, I can literally just go right now, I just, cops are dead though, interesting.
whatever. Now we're gonna have to watch him.
Hig on!
Sightseeing.
Where's he going?
Hig on the Conqueror, we got a fucking Game of Thrones fan.
Wait, we just, we have to watch this?
Is the game over?
Uh, not until he says it is. I think he has to end the game.
Oh, he was waiting. I see what he was doing. He was waiting for his ability to see through
walls because he was trying to find that last special agent.
Oh, and he found her. There she is. That's where he put her, Tyler.
Well, he told her to hide and she ran out of the house and that's where she hid. I was
right there I was close I knew it was like somewhere around there
so I see it's impossible to win as a civilian I'm learning this I'm learning this
I feel like the strat is not to go to the agents right away I mean it is a good strat but
But if we all rush the special agents, then you for sure like gets somebody
There's a good chance he kills somebody like one of the agents
We just run right to them rather than like scattering first figuring out where he is and
then like getting some agents or something I don't know.
I don't know, do you want to play these games?
I locked a new guy.
They're running back.
I'm trying to see if any of these characters are cool.
Play this character because this character looks cool.
I like it.
Fairly we win one game.
Wait, Rachel has like a third perk.
Six cents?
That's good.
Wait, did you pick Rachel?
Yeah.
You did!
I picked Rachel too!
Let's go!
She has a six cents, so she can like hear the jump.
Uh, jump, mechanic, or whatever, for two meters.
What the fuck?
Got Barbie in our lobby.
We're gonna win for sure.
That guy's a professional.
That guy's a professional.
Yeah, that is our carry.
Oh
Live
Perfect skill checks, light work.
Oh my God, this guy's scary.
He's fucking civilians.
Oh dude, he's got like a butterfly on him or something, dude.
He's got it.
by carers
i mean called cops
who are you gonna put in a rifle aren't i
reason good
cut the power
at twelve gauge to fucking shotgun dollar campus
you know it's crazy as i get my shots there we both could have made it out
i really fucking choked
all good
that's fine
he's waiting for us to leave the house, so he got some time
i'm just looking for a
bolt cutters or gas
he might have left
he might have left it
Let's just walk into someone's house with a fucking shotgun.
Yeah, he's not here anymore.
Fuck are you, man?
Was there no city here?
There isn't.
Why is the music turning up?
I have two repair kits.
Got a seller.
Hey, I want to call the cops.
I need full powers for this one.
Yeah.
Two perfect skill checks, Jerry.
Wait, that's the guy I was just hanging out with.
that's our carry no that was the barbie yeah how's our carry
if
they were getting these cop calls because
We had to lose one of our friends, but yeah.
Just little rounds, I need shotgun rounds, man.
Yes.
Hell yeah.
Dude, this house has so much loot.
No.
Three-way rifle, Tyler.
Yeah.
I might bring the fight to him and just start blasting him, dude.
Yeah, we just...
On the pepo.
of
the
family carscape
the
I mean I'm looking so I can't find shit
There are gone
Oh there's so many good items dude
I think one of our friends is calling the radio
Wait this house has two bones to call the police that's OP
I don't think you could use both though
No I am, I am right cutters, both cutters
A zone
I got both cutters, where do you want me to go?
Get to me, get to me, get to me
I don't know where B is, I don't see you
I'm at 805, I'm at 805.
Oh, I'm at 805.
Wait, I'm at 805, I'm inside 805.
I'm at 508.
No, I'm at 805. You're inside?
I'm inside the house.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
You ready to save these people?
I thought I was reading the map upside down.
That was really confusing.
I thought I was inside.
I don't know if I saw you at the hole.
Okay, save him, save him, save him. Go, go, go.
Okay, I gotta find a good...
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Put your fucking pants on.
No, don't jump out the window, you psycho.
to escape before you get out of here, Maria.
Dude, we always lose our agents, our special agents.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Come on, you get in there.
I gotta go grab my shotgun.
I don't know why I left it.
There it goes, there it goes, there it is.
You have room for my bolt cutters?
Oh, yeah, I got them.
Yeah, I got them, I got them.
All right, let's go save the fucking whoever we can.
We have two more and wherever you leave this area though, we should leave this
room.
Okay.
What just happened?
Oh, he cut the, he cut the power of this skill.
Oh.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Let's get out of here.
Behind me?
No, sir.
He's behind me.
No, sir.
That's all right.
That's all right.
He's there though.
He's there though.
I promise.
Oh.
Where's our, where's Lori?
Did you put her somewhere?
Like the last one?
No, I didn't I don't see her on the map
Well, yeah
How are we supposed to me? How are we supposed to find the special agent that's hiding if someone else hit them?
You know I mean she might be
I don't understand that part is that that's what makes it impossible for civilians. Oh, yeah
I
Have a fucking flare dude right in the face
Was I do anything you're moving I think you just got stunned
Wait, we also have three stars, bro. We could arrest you here dude. Yeah, I think she's in here
You hear the beer here
We have a safe exit, you know?
Yeah, we have one.
I don't know if you shut the exit.
We didn't shut it yet.
We're not going to be here.
I'll let go.
I suggest you leave town.
Wait, if we call the cops, we get three star.
And isn't that how you arrest them?
I have no idea.
I'm going to call the police right now.
Why are the lights off in here?
What is this creepy ass house?
Who's inside?
Who's inside on me?
Oh.
I'm dead.
She's using something inside of me. Oh
I'm dead
Did you
Where the fuck is Lori oh, that's his house that makes sense
Dude, where's Lori?
Fuck it dude, I'm gonna call the cops in here.
He kills me.
It was worth it.
Operator, how may I connect you?
Haddon Field Sheriff's Department. Quickly, please.
Alright, just one moment.
But you've reached Haddon Field Police Department. What's your situation?
Something's going on.
The cops need to get here now before this nutcase picks us off one by one.
We know it's going to happen.
Uh-oh, he killed someone.
We're trying!
Fuck! Fuck!
So, where do we even begin?
Well, everything's on fire.
Uh, metaphorically speaking.
Damn, I just gave you a legendary bird.
Bro, I just...fucking...
I...
I'll try that again.
Oh, the cops are...that's three-star.
Okay, put the...hang up.
Seven seconds.
I'm aiming my perks.
The perks are so annoying, it's like, stay still.
So...
Okay.
Now what, we're three-star.
We still don't know where Lori is, so we can never find her.
the search like what are we supposed to do like how are we supposed to find the
stupidest thing ever oh he found him I don't know she's in here I think yeah
she is I just I just don't it doesn't mean I mean fucking sad girl just like
Oh my god, dude.
She got out.
Wait, I'm marked.
Wait, what the fuck did he mark me? I don't understand.
What's up?
Tough guy? Huh?
Who are you?
Where you at?
I didn't say I have bolt cutters.
Oh, I gave you all stand use decreased by 15% at the age.
Uh oh.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Funny, bro.
No?
Oh.
Holy shit.
He's unstoppable!
Oh wait, that was tech.
That was tech.
seven more
Wait that was tech
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Not here. Not here. Not here. Not here. Not here. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. I'm
out. Handle him doctor. Handle him. What's the point of three star cops if they don't
even show up where the fuck are they fucking buggy ass game not a single cop
in sight oh there's one fuck yeah the cops suck
I left my homies I should have done that.
I think it's fine.
Oh, oh, oh, is he going to rest his ass?
He's dead.
Get him, get him, get him, get him.
Nope.
Let me try that.
Let me come back as a cop.
Yeah, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna fight someone.
Oh, thank you.
You stink of the car! Hell yeah! Save the doctor!
It's fucking game, dude.
It's so...
It's so...
Like...
Oh.
Alright, quit.
He quit, listen.
Okay.
I mean, he lost?
Can he just quit at any time?
Uh...
I think when the two agents...
When all three agents have been killed, they're discovered, yeah.
Because there was no NPCs left.
It was just the two players
Well the NPCs are gone, I think they have the choice of escaping
But I think that's a technically ill route
I think that's a lose from him
We don't even get to see what happened
I think he lost, I don't think he won
I thought I looked like we lost, but why don't we win?
I don't know
Well the screen was red, right?
Which would mean like you lost
Like game over and it's all red
But if you win it's like all green?
I don't know, I'm stated
not pretty sure he lost
by after sure you quit but like it was still already
makes it feel like i lost
scheme but it's
but they have
it's game
I mean, I'm glad I missed the $60 jank.
Yeah, I mean, this game eventually like a year from now when it's on sale for you're not how you are.
It probably be pretty decent, I think.
Yeah, as hard, dude.
Tarn scheme is hard.
Assuming they don't like pump it down, which is going to tell the special agents to hide.
And then you're going to fucking break open an escape route.
And then you're going to go back and tell them to follow you to the escape route.
The only thing I don't like about the civilian part is if somebody hides
One of the special people and then they die. We have no like we don't know where they are
So it's just impossible. I guess I haven't even tried typing in China. They're a chat in this game. He typed the people I
Don't know that'd be nice if you could just type like
NBC blue car 805 or something, you know
Because the voice is proxy, right? You can't like
I can't talk to people over like a radio.
They should definitely have a radio.
That would be helpful.
I don't know.
I feel like the game is like, they were on, they were right, they were like right there.
They were like on the edge of maybe like almost, almost making it a good game.
They were like right there.
Just a couple kinks.
They got to fire now.
Is this key working?
What's happening?
Yeah, this this game would have been hard in October.
Yeah, just before Halloween.
Yeah, they should have done that.
Just delay it one more month.
They are Q-times, what's going on?
I don't know.
I'm gonna cancel.
I'm gonna cancel and try again.
Servers went down, bro.
sick
What are these, do these points mean anything, these capability, athleticism, and like personality,
resourcefulness?
Are these like real stats or are these like larping stats or what are these?
I think they're real.
I'm assuming like personality means you're better at talking to people and it's faster.
Right?
Maybe?
I don't know.
It would be cool if it told you what the fuck they meant.
I have a two for personality.
What does that mean?
on the people. Rachel has a two for a personality.
Play Tonya's got a 10.
Oh yeah, I feel like Tonya might be a sleeper.
Thank you. I could try.
Thomas and seven, eight, 10, dude.
Wait, what? Wait, Thomas is seven, eight, 10.
Well, Tommy Tommy's looking good.
he's got zero resourceful to whatever that means
to
tell us folk that you tell to hide get a 20% max health increase bro
we can give the NPCs 20% max HP
that's an extra hit maybe
you know what I haven't done is did my starting deck
or whatever my perk deck, so.
Or wait, how do you?
I don't know what that even means.
Like I don't even, like I think that's like fake.
I would need the prestige of 25.
Once you get 25, then
you can have like a perk deck or something, I don't know.
Starting item, I have shit for starting items dude.
Oh, I see, so the longer you play character,
the more you level them up,
You can start out with a freaking item in your hand, dude.
Oh yeah, I can start out with a beer.
It makes the game way easier.
Also, you just spam one nobby until you get the pocket knife.
You could roll perks.
Oh, hell yeah.
How many points do I have?
I don't know what this is. I don't.
This is going to make the game way easier now.
We're playing raw.
Range weapon crit damage increased by 20% yeah let me fuck and kill him.
Let me kill him.
Hear me out we weapon on the NPCs and just fight.
That's what I thought about, Tanya has the thing where she has like stronger followers
like what if you just like make everyone follow you, you kid them out with weapons and you
just, you just try to kill them and fuck it.
fight his ass I don't know why the game's not starting though so
serves me down I don't know dude we've been playing well I've been playing with
no perks man I'm not a quick actually might actually win a game I don't even
Once you roll them, you click them, and it goes into your stack, I think there's like 12 or 15 starting decks?
Dude, I'm fucking jacked.
I am so jacked.
How weird.
What did you see?
What? Really?
Yeah.
Okay, let me back out.
Wait, that was not the game I was in.
That was the wrong one.
Alright, cue it.
Yeah, go to characters and go to civilians and then did you get are yeah load out. Yeah, I changed. Did you get any cool perks?
No, all of mine are shit. I got so many. I didn't have one
Had a purple. I hit a purple. Oh, look at that diversity. Are you kidding me?
We got a squad full PC lobby this game over for the killer. Yeah, it's for PC first fucking PlayStation if we don't win, man
Something's wrong with the world and society.
I
Rolled together. Yeah, that's fire. We almost together. I don't know
Scary oh, I got a pocket. I did
Like beer beer dude, I took it no way
Hey, we just started.
What's I'm saying, like if we all rush the NPCs, like you just get the free one off the bat.
Or you got lucky, you know, I don't know.
You might have just hurt somebody.
What the fuck was that?
I dropped on you. You're not gonna hurt me.
What?
Game is fucking ass.
He's taking a shit.
With his...
With his pants on.
Or maybe he's just going for a secret smoke?
Oh, bull cutters.
You need bull cutters?
Luckily, I know how to talk to people.
kill us all does anyone call the police what's going on you need to trust me
because i've seen firsthand the danger we're in i've seen the killer just point me in the right
direction fucking i'm just gonna make an army dude i know whatever okay stay safe okay
and shit-ass game
You hear anything? Huh? You hear anything? Um, no
I'm just stacking fucking repair kits, I have three of them, I'm making an army.
a dude on you yeah escape like top less than that I can't escape we're gonna kill
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Follow me and I'll be safe. I'm in.
Okay, next one.
I have bolt cutters.
I'm able to get one dude, I might be able to get one.
Protected
Go get the fuck out of here. Yeah, we might go now. Am I gonna
Page that's what's up
We got a special special agent yeah
Oh, I'm fucked up.
I'm really convincing now.
Oh my god.
I'm wobbling.
Oh, I'm wobbling bad.
Let me get another person.
I'm raising a fucking army, dude.
Listen, I got you
Is clean and kind of sucks okay too many followers
Hello, I can only have two followers
comparable
Wings these rules up
Do you actually hit him with the flare gun or you just like throw it out?
You shot you shot him last time it's done to that. I did I did use
No, I think I find one because the exit is almost done. We just need to fuse
They got open one of these boxes, maybe I'll find a fuse in it
I actually might be able to get out of here have that thing the big ass key for a car
me the boys are fucking strapped right now
That is a game.
Scared myself with bolt cutters.
Me and the homies have this house on lock
Oh
That diffuse battery leave I'm down
I'm running like a fucking idiot dude
Stacked it
God damn it. It's no, let me know. Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm not actually leaving, but I opened it
Okay, okay
I'm out come on open now
Oh, one of us. This game is so actual ass.
What are you doing?
Get me out!
I love how I raised an army, okay, I gave him weapons like an axe and a baseball bat.
They did nothing.
They did nothing.
They just took it.
Yeah, when he detected us, I was like, oh, shit.
He knows exactly where we are.
Oh, I don't understand, so we just watch this guy play a single-player game now or what?
Yeah.
It's not a very good system, for sure, but...
Because you can't spectate the cops, right, when you come back, so it's like...
Well, you can't when they come back as a cop, but no player's a cop.
Oh, so, okay, so he is literally just playing a single-player game right now?
Yeah.
I mean, it's a fucking computer, and like, you can't fight back.
I'm back
One on my car
Boys in there you go fuck them up. Did you save him?
It's coming right now look at you killed him
Why does this guy have a symbol, like a chain symbol?
up
so am I the only one left?
uh... yeah, how's it right now?
I can't even come back to
they call the uh police
or whatever the radio
it seems pretty terrible
was it normally I would be laughing
Yes! Arrested ass! There's nothing. There's nothing.
They'll lose me. Watch this shit. I got the schmooze. Yeah.
Oh, Barricade, that shit.
Oh, the back door's open, so...
I can't lock the door.
Oh, he can't open it.
I think he can TP 200.
Oh!
Okay, yeah.
Oh, good.
Oh, good.
Bitch.
Oh, fuck him up.
haha
bitch
hold on
bitch
dog should have been
we try
this is really dumb
this is really dumb
I don't know what I'm saying
I just want to watch this guy play the game like
what could they do to make this game better because clearly it's ass right so they gotta
like rework something but what what they gotta fix the yeah well yeah what do they have to do
to fix to fix the game save it well I didn't like that I didn't like watching the killer play the game
Oh yeah.
Thoughts?
Thoughts on what?
Spinning it?
I
Yeah
Thoughts
That's on what spinning spinning you back. I don't know man. No, it's okay. Okay. It's so it's so bad
We'll go again.
Oh, I close the game.
At that, I thought you were...
Can we just win one game?
Is it possible or no?
I mean, I did escape one game.
It's like kind of a little small W.
Yeah, but I don't really feel like I win ever.
I feel like I'm just losing every game.
Even if I do escape, I feel like I lost.
There's like no winning or losing, I don't know, I don't get it, like there is losing but like there's not a lot of winning.
It might be a skill issue.
I don't know how to counter the insta-tiki though, that's kind of brutal.
Apparently you need like a big pocket knife or a butterfly knife.
You don't start with one of those when you're level 10.
Spam some games.
I will tell you the character, the character gets it, actually you know what fuck it I'm
good enough I don't want to play anymore, we had our fun, we had our four hours of fun
however long it was five hours, okay get, we're gonna jump off, GG Tyler thanks for
plan. Minus $300, but minus 300, but we had a good time.
I just don't want to play it online, but I mean, it wasn't that bad, but they really just need to
fix the AI like itself. Like the AI didn't run from you every time and just like you'd actually
manage them better. It wouldn't be that bad. Yeah, it's weird how you can have them like
follow you and have like weapons but then they don't even like protect you or
like try to fight yeah at the time they as like walking away from the they're
walking away from they're walking away from the extract they're running they're
not running from the guy they're walking from him they go to the wrong extract
not even the one that's closest to them they go to the one that crossed the whole
map just a lot of weird funny business yeah and that's like the whole gameplay
loop of the game too is like managing the AI and AI just jank as hell so kind of just if they fix
that up it'll definitely help a lot yeah well there it is it overwatches the top seller today
on steam
I had an all right time
I think the game is going to be cool in a little bit of time, but for now it's not cool
Anyway, gg's come out here. Thanks for watching
Wardog soon gentlemen ladies and gentlemen Wardog's soon two more days and then we game
For now, I'm outta here.
B. Fuckin.
D.