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You guys see this low strat, there's a game going on.
Is it good?
They're playing versus G2 and they're winning currently not hard winning, but they're winning
Pretty cool pretty crazy
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Yo cad in the lurks welcome back
You look at up Kirk is a 44 win percent in pro lck only positive
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Woohoo!
I'm just going to take a little bit of your time.
Wait. I think they just won the game.
I'm pretty sure it's Gigi.
largest wings. Holy!
Dang it.
Unbucking draft.
Yo.
Oops.
Hello.
Let's go check the drafty.
We're watching the Ratonis.
Oh my god, Unara and Nami against Aphelios Luthor.
I would bet on the Aphelios Luthor every time.
They must have played out of their minds.
Who had Rize?
Who had Rize?
Capsule's playing Rize, GT had Rize, and Nemesis's playing Navientarize.
I'm going to imagine Anivia is kind of a Thanos figure because Ryze, Ryze of Elia is both those champs stuck against Anivia.
She can just kind of space him out the whole game, make an impossible for them to hit.
Did you see Showmakers? Anivia vs. Faker Ryze, that show was hilarious.
No, what happens?
He just like, I don't know, there's, I don't remember who won the game, but I was watching Highlight's tournament and there's one point where he just walks up to Faker and just drops his ult on him.
drops his ult on him and figures just like standing there fucking running around headless than dies
It's really funny. I think an interview is actually one of the most cringy champs in the whole game
Like she's so uninteractive
She's so fun though. Yeah, but like
The the skill on anivia is not mechanical. It's all in spacing
But like if she can walk up to you and like clip you with r into like the wq
Which is like guaranteed hit unless you have a dash
It's just so cringe. I I think it's just so cringe
She's really fucking reliant on like she she's so good against chance about gap quotes
We're supposed to get against team that can like all go over your wall. You're pretty cool. She doesn't do a lot of damage
LR doubting it making you doubt if they're good reason
the way I feel about it is just like that that entire like
experience of like walk up R and she throws a Q and then clips you with the
wall so you won't say your character just has to like glitch into the Q like it's
all guaranteed like there's nothing you can do about it except for just not get
into the range yeah why are both the bot lanes dug shit as real quirky which
What's wrong with Corky?
I like Corky, I think Ezreal's bad.
I really don't like Corky, actually.
I think the Trinity Shades is just dog shit, actually.
Where's the Essence Reaver?
I think Essence is actually decent, comparatively, to Trinity.
That's the one in SoloQ where I feel like Corky's with the Essence Reaver just could
walk up to me and just start one-trining me on like one item.
Yeah.
It definitely is more damage.
I would understand why you would go trinity manamune into full crit because like the you
don't scale is hard, but like eventually you are going to hit seven items anyways.
So I think I think quirky strangely he did kind of benefit from the seven items thing
because before it's just like damn I go trinity manamune like how am I going to get enough
crit eventually you know and go back and sell these items but then you go trinity manamune
and you actually literally can write those are your two non crit items.
So you can actually end up with 100 crit and IE and like your build.
It's very like smooth.
Not at all.
I was saying the same thing, but I actually changed my opinion.
I don't think it's good at all.
I think delaying any sort of percentage crit away from the literal first two items is so
fucking troll.
Like you're just griefing the changes basically.
What about shit like you and our like Kraken Slayer champs is the same?
No, because she's building crit second item.
Oh, you're saying if you don't build crit first or second?
Yeah, like two no crit items is just like so fucking bad, I'm pretty sure.
I think it's literally pro player bait.
I don't know why fucking Ruler and Goomler, whatever the fuck, were playing this shit.
I guess they suck.
Yeah, a little bit garbage.
These frauds need to be replaced by new talent.
Legit like what oh what I got out of it was that on the exact purchase of Trinity?
Yeah, you're probably stronger, but the second you get like a bit of gold past essence
You are so much stronger
Insane mm-hmm. That's my feel about IE first item on champs. I'm not sure about that
like like for example, I'm not sure that
Essence river IE which is very expensive
But let's just say the argument say essence your eye versus Trinity man immune. I'm not sure that I
Think don't play quirky is more of what I'm putting it
Okay, if you're gonna play quirky
I'm like the biggest crit lover ever and I I have like played I played a shit ton of quirky this season and I do
for some reason feel like
The damage difference if there is a difference at all
It's not really that much. I think it's pretty big like you can just play more forward with chimneys. Oh
Yeah, you can you can do more and I think another another aspect of it too is like
Every moment that you're building up to up to reaver is kind of awkward to be honest
like
The clip oak feels like dog shit the the call feels war hammer feels bad
So you kind of like leave yourself open to some stupid shit happening early game
Where like you I don't know you give yourself like more early fighting power and the trade-off is like
Yeah
You're not gonna have oh my god. He's dead. He's dead. He should not even flash. He's oh, oh never mind
I'm gonna be dead. I'm stupid. I'm stupid. I thought kids know what's six. I thought kids know six my mistake my mistake
I
Don't you similar to fucking like Lucian was pissing me off recently. Oh, it's fucking mana costs are so bad
Manic is a nerve presence. I think
like a while ago I
Think a lot of eddy carries are just like completely
My what's it called? They are completely
based on the fact of my reaver so that'd be like Lucian and then corki with
tear like if you if you don't buy a man I'm playable as well like the exact same
which is so weird dude I don't get it it's so badly designed like I understand
it's because of the soul in like they've just been broken in mid but it's
actually translated into one of the worst-feeling shit bot lane like you
run out of mana. I literally don't like pushing Lucian W now.
It's all Q poke now. Go on efficient poke.
The W is so terribly mana inefficient. It's like 75 mana for like 50 damage.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, isn't the reasoning because their auto attacks are so strong?
Like why their mana cost or shit? Not dude. Like it's actually unfair. The second
in a fucking mage buys any man item they're just spamming for the rest of their life and
then you're here yeah yeah I'm just saying from like a balancing professor like I agree
it does feel bad but I feel like it's because ad carries like you know no other classic
no auto attacks really do anything it's not because I'm I'm 28 yo what's up a belter I'm
Okay, pause. Okay, pause. He's taking all time. He called time. Put your
It's down. Did like Ian are, for example, has zero mana problems. She can like basically spam to her heart's content.
Yeah. Her abilities kind of don't do anything though. No, they what do you mean? The W is insane.
I mean, it's just some some many carries were born with with God's gifts, right? Like which never runs out of minute either.
I'm trying to think, who else?
They just need a buff mana regen or something on the high mana cost.
Just remove mana.
Or that.
Or that.
Fuck it.
True.
Nice flash.
Why do people opt for this patch?
Just jungle, dude.
The jungle mana regen is so broken.
Oh my god, really?
I love that shit.
Oh my god!
Oh nice!
Damn!
Holy moly, that was so hot.
You just got rolled into a legit blunt in smoke.
Oh my god, that was the sexiest 2v2 I've seen in a while.
a long rip of Nami right there on my screw god that was some sushi could
i'm getting denied cannon wave i hope we're getting something on top side
oh okay we're getting grubs that's fine then
jungler dude what is this moldabare build he's just going ap
i'll just walk back up and then if you die you just call jungle gap
wait you're right no no it's fully p lichman asking don vulgar huh
Interesting.
No, it's literally, yeah.
That's why people play Voli now.
Oh my god, that's pretty innovative.
That's actually super innovative.
We just, we should, maybe we should try that build out.
Does that double proc his W?
Yeah, and also double stacks is passive.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, Volibear.
Wow, rushing cooldown boots like this.
People go Dusk and Dawn, Navori.
I don't know if he's going to go Navori, but...
Wait, does Lions need that again?
No one would ever go to Dusk and Dawn in the war.
That's actually just too grinch.
I mean, he might bro, it's Griffin.
Did you know Dusk and Dawn double procs in the war?
He could be a racist if he went Dusk and Dawn in the war.
Wait, double procs in the war?
I didn't even think of that.
That's the build.
I guess I only ever thought of it like a James kid.
I'm gonna try that.
It's like Elon's led to build me.
You wouldn't want to play that build.
It sounds fun.
You get a lot of undeserved LP if you play that build.
Really?
Kind of like fraudulent, honestly, yeah.
Oh, so like if it gets nerfed, I'll like go back to Diamond.
Yeah, it's straight back to Diamond.
If you manage to fraudulent, you get your way up on the ladder with it, yeah.
Okay.
I feel like this is what Ez needs to look like for the pick to be worth it.
You need to be fucking them this hard.
Yeah.
He will be useless soon dude. Holy fuck. I mean if they get a super early soul with this comp
Sa-Jed, Sa-Jed. Bro. If you go late with Cassante Ezreal though, you might have some problems.
Please check Master's passport. It says he's from Korea. It's possible.
Bully's a scaling, bro. Bully's a scaling.
Yeah, Bully's not for his amazing game.
It's really hard to play him into, like, this kind of comp where they're mobile and, uh, like,
you want some melee that you can just keep scamming off of.
If you get kited, it's pretty cursed.
Can you jack off W's on Wukongclon?
Or, wait, no, you're not gonna get two off.
They won't last long enough.
But I feel like Voli is one of those picks that if people know how to play against him better, I think he would not work nearly as well.
But people just don't really know what he's doing. They just stand there watching him drain tank, and they're just like, oh my god, he's so broken.
But I'd say you're in a 1v2 against Voli. Whoever he W's most recently just kites.
And if he can't W the same person twice, he just doesn't do anything.
So you're saying you just walk away?
Yeah.
What if he just walks up and fucks your dad? What do you do then?
watch
Well, no if he W's my dad then I and I come in my dad runs you come in your dad your dad walks out, okay?
Yeah, double aggro. Holy moly
My dad's gonna walking out
Well, dude
What?
Dude, we're talking about we're talking about the item dad, right? Yeah. Yeah, the dusk and dawn
Ballin looking pretty strong roll this batch
Yeah, look at this these crit buffs really helping bot lane out here
As you'll know boots here's my other theory bro in the beginning. I was like triple tonic triple tonic is so good
And now I'm like triple tonic might be kind of overrated low-key low-key low-key
Instead of what? What are you doing?
As we gather every game no matter what no no you truly love that shit. I
I mean, it's not about triple tonic, it's just cashback that's relevant.
Holy shit, did the whole Los Vertones fan club just come?
Yeah, they beat you too, why wouldn't they come?
Did you guys all just ejaculate at the same time? Holy...
Wait, look at him go, he's still in the clone.
Okay, the clone's low, the clone's low.
Oh my god, he couldn't jack it off twice.
The 2D is my entire chat is just literally Loser 20s fan club holy moly.
I gotta start the fun with the 2D again.
Yeah, I mean, dude, Loser 2D is like so good for your league.
That's the fucking passion that's been lost in league.
True.
Fucking just like community made team.
We do have to give credit where credit is due.
did copy near airport. We did take the way. Ask Kajal. He said he literally got the idea
from me when I made near airport. That makes sense. Yeah, I mean, it's not really a surprise.
You've been responsible for pretty much like every good thing that's happened to League
globally. I had every bad thing. I remember there was one early interview where
Faker asked like what made him want to go pro and he said like watching double lift you that janna face check in season one world championship
Inspired him. He's like, I'm never gonna be that fucking bad
And that's sort of been the driving factor behind all of its success. Jesus Christ
Well, I did that janna face check specifically to do that intentionally. That's the people don't understand. Yeah
Because I wanted to pave the way for the spark that ignited a future double lift face check
How much do you remember about that like do you remember the feeling at the time when that happened?
Actually I have probably some of the worst memory that you'll ever meet like I just I have a horrible memory
And so a lot of stuff from like season one and two
My grandpa probably had worse memory. My fucking chat doesn't fucking work. I don't see
Lowe's and Roth's
They're just blank space.
But like, do you guys also, I mean we've talked about this before, you guys have like photographic memory for random games, right?
Because like, that stuff is like, you have to commit that shit to memory.
Like, I remember how like a laning phase went in like a specific matchup eight years ago.
What?
Uh...
Some... some things, yeah. Like random ones.
just like memories of like random draft meetings or like just like random moments of games I have like
Very good memory of like really specific stuff, but like I will literally remember something that I said two days ago
I think is I think I was actually something wrong now
I was talking to lean about this that when I was growing up my shits bro would watch an episode of like a
TV show like SpongeBob fairly odd parents whatever
And then immediately after the show was over, like the episode was over, I would be like,
what did I just watch? I was watching something for 30 minutes and I go back in the TV guide
and I have to like check the schedule, you know, as like the times and the time slots for like
what's playing when and figure out like, oh, I just watched an episode of Cat Dog. Just totally
forgot. Yeah, I'm kind of like that. I remember in high school, like whenever a new movie would
come out or like a show or some shit. So my friends would be so good at quoting like every
fucking funny moment from it and I could never quote anything like I just forget immediately.
Yes, yes. I'll remember it if it's reference but I like I could never quote some funny
shit I saw from it like other people can. I'm definitely with you there like it's not memorable
enough or like I don't know maybe it's just my brain was always fried.
Look at Griffin go, he's dead, so that's not how you want to do it as well, I've done
this a lot.
What was that, getting caught?
You're saying you don't want to do it as well?
No, it's actually so easy to just go in and get one tap on the champion.
I kind of like greens might for that reason, give you a little bluffer.
I think right now, it's like, maybe this is a little bit controversial to say, but I think it's like full tank or full damage meta in general.
I have the hardest time playing versus Ambesa full leafality, or Rengar, all damage, right?
But if I play versus a Jarvan, it's kind of not as bad, but then when I play against Jarvan that's going profane, hydra, axiom, arc, serildas, I'm like, oh fuck, this guy one-shots me.
I think it's like, I find it really hard to play versus like all damage builds.
Well, as an AD carry that kind of makes sense.
But it is kind of the case. I've been noticing that too.
But that's just kind of annoying to play at the same time because you really have to be ahead to be able to do anything.
Or you just run out of getting one-shot perma.
No way.
No way.
Reminds why just like the the position that he's on or sorry the posture that he has
Oh, it's just like so like aggressive and menacing and it's like yeah, right and like strong feeling yeah
I get back to you up
He's exposing his velocity
What are my favorite things doing fully is if you press Q and then just esky you just stand there
It looks so fucking stupid dude my chat so
I can't fix it. Wait, what if he just flashed on your butt? Do you like turn around as well?
No, you just stand there like a fucking dog.
Is this guy coward for not going to 40 second?
Yeah, he did this last time. I think we have to disrespect him. That was so aggressive by Griffin to just immediately just go fucking Q flash over one shot.
I can see half the fucking emote. I wouldn't expect him to be going to 40 second. It's going to be a liability more often than not.
Yeah, it's a huge spike, but
You are kind of stuff to look at any one shot kind of wants a little bit of durability
I feel like DSG Draft is mega poop. No, they have like rumble in his ear and they have
Sturb my Tc. No hard CC really. Yeah
Agreed. I feel it never feels good to be rumble and you have to just like drop an ult and no one opened up the fight for you
That's just like guaranteed fail
Yeah
You know what's kind of funny about Gakos is like he is known for he's in a rally a one-trick from solo queue, right?
But in LCS so far, he's just played Sion and Cassante only so like he I kind of respect that like he's good at those champs as well
He's been solid. Yeah, he plays good
And I really do think that hard tanks top are really broken right now Cassante and Sion specifically are like so fucking good
And they have Karma Mantra E for Rumble. It's just like unplayable game for Rumble. I don't know why you would first pick it and not build a comp around it.
It's like very good. I agree. Dude, I swear to God, I've seen Rumble as a year together a lot and it's always been fucking this Rumble as well. Like that's always the common one.
They slap together a bunch of S tier picks, but the comp itself is not cohesive, like they have Rumble and they have Azir, but they don't have like, you know, you got to make the sauce, you got to have some CT, bro.
Dude, that reminds me of a fucking team meeting we had in 2020 on TSM, where Bjergsen was literally crashing out because we first picked Azir and then all of us wanted to be the main characters.
Like, BD wanted to play, like, I forgot what BD wanted to play, right? He wanted to play some bullshit top. Like, he wanted to play, like, Riven or something, and, uh, wow, that was, like, no damage, and he's like, guys, Azir's not always good.
Dude, I'm sorry to tell you that I can't fix my chat.
I can't hit anything, and I was like, oh really?
I never really thought about a Xeer as that kind of champ, but it kind of made sense.
So after that we started talking to Champs Trim, we would play Renekton's Sedge with
his Xeer, and it's like, okay, that is actually pretty insane because you can just free hit.
That's sauce, yeah.
So yeah, it makes sense that Rumble Wukong, with Rumble Wukong, I feel like you'd want
like Aurora or like something bursty like Ari like that can just like any image off
the matter what
Lissandra yeah something with a bit more utility yes you're one from every other
role and I feel like rumble wants a lot of setup from other roles too and then
they just have like not many quirky ball in as well which is almost no utility
Yeah, no, it's definitely not ideal. I was actually thinking that they should play like
Kaisa rel here with this year. That kind of stuff is always really good. And then they
just ended up blocking Nami Korkio. It's like, it's not bad, but it's definitely not like
the best.
Everyone's on the Nami wave, man. But yeah, why would you go solstice on Nami? Now that
I think about it, the Dreammaker is so broken.
So broken I think it's because supports don't understand how broken it is because they never get the buff
They don't they don't ever feel how OP dream maker is
I'm serious 100% supports don't know how good it is
Oh
It's a weird corp, you know me just staring at him like what do you want me to do about that?
Yeah, I don't think they can win a fight. Oh
Everyone's going in one by one
Call me
He is not him brother. Oh
Oh, boom
There's really no shame in losing to fly question this fly team is actually
Triple kill like they have like good energy and they play aggressive and they're they're actually solid
Their bot lane has been fucking crazy
Yeah
So what was the show holding Masi back last game he went unending despair and then the Vory fourth
fucking powered
On it like it's I don't think you'd get a lot of value in the Vory this game
because you're just not in there for that long. They're all ranged, the fight's going to end up in there.
Like in competitive, getting something like Azonius is actually so good to just guarantee you get multiple rotations of abilities off
and also like to potentially immune a really important ability.
I feel like it's so fucking weird to see that, but yeah, it makes sense. It makes sense on Ezreal.
I would love to see if like a hybrid Ezreal from way back in the days is viable. So for example,
like double tier, so like Trinity, Man and Mune, Archangels, Gunblade type build.
No, it's Darkshed.
Anybody build Gunblade as ADC?
That item spikes so hard.
Kaisa?
I think Kaisa and Ezreal would probably be the only two that come to mind that it would
make sense on a specific...
Ezreal would make the most sense in a lot of ways, because you could E Gunblade, guarantee
hit a Q.
Yeah, that sounds pretty fun, I don't know if that sounds good, but it sounds really
good.
How's the thingy before with Bork?
But like, even better.
Yeah
Oh my god, if you don't need the tenacity though, is the endless hunger like super fucking mid
That's what I would guess
To me he has like a haste breakpoint where more haste doesn't actually help that much
Yes, I agree. I agree with that as soon as you can just chain queue into queue and get training on each one
I feel like any more haste than that is just kind of whatever dude as this blinking onto wu kong
No flash as it's blinking on the wu kong and every is just running. Oh my god. Tell me it's over. It's so dover
huh, wow, I
Really thought that is your 1v4 into that. Let me speak for this year. Hey at least he's trying something instead of just lighting the game in
Holy shit. I gotta say that. Are you coming right now? Like what the hell that was pretty fucking bad, but at least he's trying something
Yes, at least he's trying now.
Nice try, call me.
Yo, next game we play together Eugene, if we're on the same team. I'm going to try
something if we get behind as well. We'll see what you say about that one.
I try lots of things when we're losing a game together, Peter.
Okay, the second we fall behind, the second we fall behind, I'm going to try something.
Then I'm going to pull up your stream, we'll see what you say.
fucking try it bro wait so uh Peter did you a soul yesterday or what uh no I
just instantly turn off the stream want to take a little nappy okay today today
I might have to try it out specifically if I get Eugene on my team first time
really in soul hell yeah first time a soul smile dude that fucking that barred clip still
cracks me up because of Tyler's reaction you're great yeah I just started laughing bro it's
just too funny that was a legendary bar at all you actually absorb I actually ruined
three people's abilities at once
And it's not your fault it's their fault for not playing on Bartle dude this guy's fucking trying
For people but like
That was actually like a moment where like somehow no one got shuffled even though it looked like he was in the middle of everyone
He tried though
Dude, and then the immediate like four-man Orianna ult, that's kind of brutal, man.
Dude, why does the game lag when it's over? What the fuck?
It's so weird, look.
See this shit? Yeah, it is lagging. It's like schizo.
Jesus, FlyQuest looks good.
So I played Karma yesterday and I think what I realized about her is Ekko's Aphelia is
fake.
Munchen's really good.
You went in first.
Ekko's Aphelia was fucking insane when I first got it and the mid game was ridiculous,
but then as the game went on it was like, I could never actually hit anyone.
Wait, who are you playing?
I was trying to calm the support.
Karma?
Karma, yeah.
No, definitely don't buy Echoes, not Karma.
Yeah.
I think Karma's Prime Moonstan Redemption type of champ, where...
But this, she felt so fucking broken mid game.
I was just running around, shielding everyone for infinite amounts.
Yeah.
She's just so OP, bro.
It's insanely OP.
They had like two items in Jow.
He had Sundered Sky Cleaver, and he just never could kill me.
I could just like walk in his face,
you spam mantra W on him and jerk him off.
Yeah.
No, Karma's totally bullshit.
I hate when Enchanters are strong because it just turns into this math game where it's just like,
well, now it's mathematically impossible for me to kill this person.
Okay, next guy.
Nope, can't kill him either.
Nope, can't kill him either.
Okay, we lose.
I've been saying that and I feel like AD carries are the ones who pay the price because it's like,
how do you balance assassins around one-shotting a Caitlyn with a like 2k Karma shield
Karma shield and a Caitlyn without that right? It's like some games you have fucking Lulu some games you have brand
And like how are you supposed to be able to perform in both cases?
I don't know someone talked to freak for the love of God picks AD carry fix the game right?
I've been fucking with the season though, so I'm my favorite league season
No, it's good. It's good
Even though a season this week roll is some of the most fun I've had oh weak so weak
7 items, 1 turn, everyone, god's bad.
Okay, name one weaker role than any carry, please.
Jungle.
Whoa.
You're so delusional, you think jungle is weak.
Oh my god, oh my god.
It's so bad.
No, you're actually troll.
Funny how it's always the role you play, that's the weakest.
On every single major region, go look at the ladder.
There are junglers everywhere, bro.
I mean, it's because AD carry is broken.
Oh, okay.
Because you can play for your AD carry and get free wins.
It's because of...
Oh, I see. So, general is just an accessory to AD carry.
That makes sense. That makes sense.
Hold on. Let me just go check the ladder really fast and see how many AD carries.
Well, it's not ADs. It's mages bot lane that are benefiting.
Yeah. It's fucking...
The rank one is a bot laner and you go, oh, well, that isn't how he's...
He's not playing the champs I play in that role.
Yeah, I think sona saraka bot lane is definitely indicative of how strong ad carry is you're right actually like that
Sonas rock only works because the jungler is so fucking powerful you fluff them up
Exactly like actually exactly
exactly
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house looking some shit i got distracted
fuck you
did that i just i just looked at the fact that on the korean ladder the top
three players are all three of them play rise
that is crazy
okay that she is
ridiculous now like
Wait, in EOS, the top two players play Ryze, what the fuck?
Wait, what? It's like a glitch in the matrix.
Then why did Cap's first pick in?
Still lose to Los Tritonis.
Top two here?
I mean, they obviously don't main it, but like they play...
Hold on, let me double check.
Do they play it a lot or a little?
Okay, this guy plays it a lot.
Ah, this guy plays it a little.
Rank one in EOS right now is a Casio main.
Name, Punisher Reborn.
Oh, Punisher Reborn, that guy's insane.
Isn't he that Casiuman?
Yes. Butcher his name, say the same words back. That's...
What?
What? Something like that?
Great talk there, Medias. Fantastic talk.
What's up, dude?
Impressive stuff.
I'm being assaulted
Wait, how is EU so bad?
The rank one is 2100 LP and in NA we have 2300
It's actually embarrassing
Wait, we're 24, Tomio is 2400?
What the fuck?
You know I boosted him there, right?
Really?
ask him why he's there his most oh wow he has duo with Zemudo 85% win rate over 20 games
interesting dude that's a fluke that's a fluke our duo has a higher win rate than that on
god on god dude I'm an arthur just living in Chicago in the server room like tell me
Yeah, we need US East and US West servers bucket rank one NA 2444
US 2100 embarrassing Korea
1900 oh my god Korea is so is Korea actually that bad they're actually so bad. Oh my god in Korea
That's wait. Who's the rank one Korea?
legit ass
some guy from China some guy from he's got some
I
Nivia he's an anivia one trick do any translators yet
Korea Korea server body count at an all-time high
US goes over just has a quick one-night stand with them gets rank one easy on like five different players
Chinese rank one anivia main on the on Korea like Korea server actually is so rated do you mint iceberg as a translation of the same?
Telling you guys I'm telling you guys getting challenger in Korea is actually like it's so fraudulent
It's a triple dip old
Roblox kid 87 is going off what he's insane
Does he have absolute gathering? Do you guys think the solution?
Yeah.
No, I think he saves his elixir for this point. I suck with that elixir thing, dude. I forget
to use it all the time.
It's weird.
It's 10 games of learning curve for sure. Like, it's no shame where you, the first 10 times
that you fucking have it, you're just like, damn it didn't use it, damn it didn't use
Damn it would have killed him if I used it.
Dude, yes. I've been first-timing talent just to like fuck around a little bit and heroins that shit
and I swear like three games yesterday. I
Could have got kills at level six if I pressed it and I just didn't yeah
But that's how that that's kind of the hope you just like damn if I was better like I this this rune
I actually could be insane and get me kills where I wouldn't get it otherwise
You know the thing that's really good about it on junglers is so if you start no health pot and then
If you get the 40 gold from the level 3 one, it makes it so if you do the full clear crab
recall you get a dirk.
Exactly.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, you gotta do no potion though.
I never do potion.
Potions are for the weak.
I learned that from Baos.
Something he says or what?
well he just literally will buy no potions and just get dove but that's
jungle gap that's not his fault huh do you guys actually think it's probably
viable in some games to not buy a potion on it to carry in some games I have been
trying it and I think it's better to literally never buy a pot obviously the
Doran's blade pot you need the pot. Wait what? That's what I mean. You're not buying a potion
with Doran's blade. Okay, no, it's troll. Why? Like, it's almost the same. No, it's always troll.
Some percentage of the game, it is not troll. No. I imagine it would be troll in literally every
match. You would be lucky and it wouldn't even benefit you.
Yeah, you're probably right, but like I think it makes no more sense on jungle
Extremely afk matchup, you know, I mean like an extreme and you just be buying call at that point
But then you're also trolling because Zorn's way so good
So yeah, you go to one's play to no potion you get the best of both worlds
I mean, I feel like the only reason you do it is if there's a specific breakpoint you want to get to it's like
You know if you can crash three waves and recall and have perfect gold for this thing
because you didn't buy a potion then sure but yeah here's the example it's like
you're landing versus like Seraphine Soraka and and you just know you're
going to push him for three years and base for a coal right so you just push
three waves you don't buy a potion you have a Doran's Blade Star and just base
after after the cannon get a coal and come back I think it's viable I think
it's viable no okay you just close minded you're just close minded no they
They called Isaac Newton a moron too, but he was a genius, he was a genius.
That's true, yeah, you know what you're right.
He couldn't understand him.
Yeah, I mean I've definitely won a lot of jungle fights, like if you go for a level
3 invade you have pot they don't, you'd probably just win it.
Because you got lucky.
Yeah, okay.
I'm not saying it's good most games, I'm saying in some non-zero percentage of games, it's
gotta be a good strat.
I'm open-minded.
Still open-minded, his brain fell out.
What brain?
Oosing on the floor.
Wait, Qwid has 100% kill participation, that is kind of a funny stat.
They probably didn't get very many kills last week then.
Every game included?
Three games?
They've only played against C9, right?
What?
No?
He said Qwid, not Qwid.
Oh, Qwid.
It can be quad because Masu cryo turned into a 2v2 killing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my god.
Yeah, racist.
I think all their names look alike.
Yeah.
Racist little bitch.
Do you think every Korean player's name looks the same?
Yeah.
Those are all words that I in fact said.
That's true.
Jesus.
That's actually just true.
I think that's a good one.
This guy's beat a... what was it, dig last week?
Or what?
Sentinels?
No, Sentinels is...
This guy's beat Sentinels.
Yeah, Sentinels, luckily.
Okay.
And then they send no refunds afterwards.
Damn.
Um,
Sadgett is just duck-facing in his picture behind him. That's aura. That is aura
Your dream is to make sexy cosplay with me. Oh my god. Yes. Do people with big heads? Yes. Are you smarter?
Bigger brain and whatnot or no most question
I mean
Head size related to intelligence in any way. Yeah, that is
The fuck is used on AI. How do you how do I ask rock questions? Here we go. I looked that up actually like a year ago
The head-sized thing. Yeah, I was like looking at like whales and shit
It shows my head is bigger than my dog's head correlation with intelligence, but the relationship is weak indirect and far from deterministic
So the answer is undisputedly yes, it's directly correlated.
That's an interesting good conclusion.
Like Chad's saying it's a bad topic, it's related to some creepy racism stuff.
So I guess my bad, didn't know that.
No it's not.
What are you even reading?
It's literally not at all.
Dude, there's a lot of people talking about it.
about it you have a dumb mother fucker there at the fuck there's a lot of them
it's like all of them it has nothing to do with racism we only spot talking about
different species what it's like dolphins are smart as fuck right it's like
how big is their brain normal normal and well just the people when media's asked
that question they immediately thought he was being racist so yeah it makes sense
it makes sense it has literally nothing to do with racism I don't know why
anyone would have came to their conclusion. Maybe they're in systems. They've probably never
left their PC in the last five years. I was thinking about it because when we did that
Cloud9 shoot thing with like me, Blabber, Sven, whatever, we were putting on hats for one scene.
Me and Sven had huge heads and we had to keep making the hats bigger.
I have a mad thing about having a big head. And you think about how smart you were now.
I mean, I would be willing to accept, you know, maybe it means I'm really smart, but
you know what, it's getting into weird territory.
Medius is literally about to start going to NASCAR rallies.
I guarantee it.
He's one step away.
He's about to go to Daytona.
The conclusion I got was that head size has nothing to do with and brain size, both of
them, whatever.
Why ants are stupid?
Wait, ants are actually kind of smart.
No, they're not.
No, they actually kind of are.
They do crazy stuff.
Well, they're a hive mind.
They're like, follow each other around and help each other out.
Yeah, no, ants are cool.
What?
Ants are so cool.
They're not smart.
Oh my god.
I mean, they're smart for ants.
I think more of what the head and brain thing is,
is like it also has to do with body size.
Like if your body's huge,
the brain like needs to be bigger
to support the body correctly.
Should I just start eating more?
I mean, wouldn't it make sense?
Like your organs are proportional to the size of your body?
Yeah, yeah, it does.
Is there any animal with like a huge body
just a fucking tiny brain that I don't know or vice yeah some of them are in
this ball how about hymer he's a yoroll and he's got that one like the ball sack
in his head but it's actually his brain the ball sack you said dude it's one of
the earliest 1820 skins they released I bought this shit I was a hymer man back
back then. Alien Vader Heimerdinger.
I'm just saying, front of Americans, huge bodies, tiny brains. Good one, bro.
Yo, this is Bard 1v9 game, no? Bard looks so good here.
I would have picked Bard here if I was Alliance and popped off.
Vasu on Jin. Dude, he's winning on Jin Ezreal. Imagine if he was picking good champs. He's
literally for putting fucking D tier picks and still smurfing on them
I think that Bard buys a good wombo
no way you're picking Kaisa Bard holy moly we just said something about
out Skarner? Who's picking Skarner? No way you just went Kaisa Bard! What? How is that
the combo? Yeah, it's not very good. I would literally rather play any other support, I'd
rather play support Elise than Bard, Kaisa. This shit is just, it doesn't make any sense,
like Bard is not going to help you in the slightest. Maybe he just likes to AD Metra.
We had a pretty good Kaisa game last week.
That was like the first game.
And this is a good AD matchup.
Like, Kaisa does pressure Jin most of the game.
Just early, it can be really hard.
I just, I don't like playing Kaisa and Etalia, but, oh my god,
it's actually kind of nice against Sion as well.
One of the very few AD carries that can kill Sion.
I would say shit, I like it.
See you live? I was just reading the comments from my chat.
Dude, I hate Rek'Sai top.
Rek'Sai top is so funny.
And a daze of confusion.
Like, you...
Do you think it's weak, or do you think it's just
cringe unhealthy for the game?
I think it's just a lame pick, man.
It's just like, so tanky.
Doesn't do anything.
It's like a neutralizer pick where Rek'Sai doesn't look like she does anything.
And the enemy top is also just not doing anything.
Like yeah, I keep looking thing
Yeah, our exosops pretty lame. She has like three tunnels to escape behind her maybe thanks for gifting
Getting some feet getting some feedback from Douglas Mike
Really? I wish I had my bad. Some speakers. My mistake, my mistake.
I think KeanuJunkle is pretty good versus Ryze actually.
What is going on with my shit? Oh my god.
Why is that? Because you pull up in grass and he can't get the...
Yeah, Keanu can build serpents. Keanu goes stealth. Stealth Fox Ryze, really hard.
True.
Keanu can usually just get on Ryze too.
Then like has the damage to actually kill him.
Serbence is actually huge for killing Ryze.
And most meta champs can't really build it in pro.
How big is the Seraph shield usually?
Wait we're all chipmunks?
It's like 6 to 700 when he completes...
Nah you did not just see that.
No like literally it is.
Was that on purpose?
It was not on purpose.
I was literally in the approximate range of Ryze and Seraph's shield value.
I was gonna say 800 and then you went and said six seven hundred
This is no, I don't believe it. That was on purpose
I feel like actualizer is gonna be so broken next patch. I
Yeah, yeah, it's huge. I thought it would be OP this passion
I was trying it out on some camps and it didn't feel broken like my hypothesis seemed off
But that just seems too good to me. It's like the fucking 30% cooldown rate is
It just seems way too busted. I think it should be good on oh
No, I mean anybody on awkward because it's only good if you stack a shit ton of mana
Yeah, yeah, it's not good to stack a shit ton of mana except for like literally the two champs in the game that I'm feeling
Which is rising casted in
It's like not even what I expected to happen to build a ton of mana, like Enivia or Casio.
Yeah.
Oh my god, so Jett just got bounced on.
Bounced on, baby.
That's actually, this is so bad for DSG's bot lane.
That's why you think Enivia is going to buy it?
And like it?
Or what?
Maybe.
Oh my god.
I would not expect Enivia to.
Oh my god, it's so bad for their bot lane, holy moly.
This item might be a solid item on Syndra, maybe no expatch when it's cheaper.
Oh yeah, the problem was it was a lost chapter item, but it was like a luxury item, because of its price point.
If it's like a rush item, I could see it working on Syndra.
Because you Q E when you hit confirm, then you can enhance your Q, your W, and your R.
Yeah.
I don't know if there's champs that could make use of the extra shielding and healing
from it.
I was thinking about it on Silas, but it's just really hard to actually get value out
of the mana sacking part.
It's pretty awkward to fit it in.
So they made an item literally for two champs.
It's actually just a rise item dude.
actually weird as well.
Ryze is passive crazy for that kind of shit.
He gets a ton of extra mana based on his AP.
He just gets way more value out of mana than anyone else.
It's really weird.
I tried it on Vex in my head.
I was like, ooh, this could be decent.
She's got like, you know, you build some haste, spam your abilities,
get a big shield.
good. It's just such a weird item because it's like an all-in item, but it's an all-in item that's
best on champs that have really low CDs, which is like not many. Most all-in champs are like
Vax where you just use all your spells and then that's it.
I feel like if Silas could somehow make use of it, if that could be really good on him but
It's just like, you know, you want, like, Bell, you want Zonias, Riftmaker, you can't,
if you go like Rod, Stareffs, actually, they're Silas, you're just fucking turd.
The item itself also only has 300 mana on it, so if you did, for whatever reason,
get it, it's your only lost chapter item, it's like, way less mana than any other ones.
it's fucking low as hell yeah all the other one is a really weird item it's
super weird are they consistent in the mana actually I know they all have like
we lose like 600 archangels a thousand oh I know archangels higher obviously
though like black fire how much is it I think it's the same as Ludens honestly
All I know is actualizers a lot less than what about a Maligma
All right, I'm looking them up on a black fire 600
Maligma 600 Ludin 600. Okay. Okay. So those two I guess starts at 600 then goes to
1k yeah, that's kind of what I thought but I couldn't move my hand down. I got you
Is LEC doing the first side or sorry first pick detached from the side?
I would imagine so but I don't know for sure.
I don't know if every region is doing it but they are.
It's global.
Okay.
Look at Masu's first item, first item BF sword, looking good.
It's beautiful.
Stormraiser?
Yeah.
Yes.
No BT.
Oh, BT, Jhin.
No, no, Juntal, Juntal.
Oh, Juntal, Jhin.
Kind of random.
How does Halo Blades work on Jhin?
The AD.
It gives him flat AD after his first auto.
Oh my god, that actually hit.
hit. Oh my god. It used to give you flat AD on the first hit and then they nerfed it.
Yo, Ryze messed up. If he auto flashes, then he kills Taliyah there with the fade away projectile,
but he tried to flash auto. Small stuff. Auto flash? Or did he get that crab? Oh my god.
How do you auto flash? He's at a range. You buffer the auto and then you flash in a range.
But what if he's not in range and then trying to auto he was so he wasn't
I don't think it'll always like I don't think it'll always like stick his flash
I don't get it that timing always whoa linking pot with rise old. I like this. I like this
He's disengaged
Now I think this play will become meta or like
There was literally a skillcapped video this morning I was watching and it talked about a play T1 against HLE where Faker did display on Ryze, you just homeguards top lane ults on him.
F***ing does the burny on him?
Bard kind of messed up, I'm lucky.
Well I feel like he should go...
We might have a really rough Bard game last week too I feel.
If he doesn't land directly on Alistair, I feel like it works, no?
Cause he got cued and then W'd out.
It's kind of hard for him not to go directly like because it gets so telegraphed that Alistair can just kind of react to where the circle shows up
But yes, if he had a different angle
It'll probably work. I feel actually so much pressure that this place possible. It's like hey guys rise is based careful
Oh my god
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's kind of same as TF
Similar concept just slower
Just slower.
But what if I'm doing damage?
I feel like I would never see a Vi player do this.
What if instead Vi uses Flash to get in range
and then he has Q for after the ult?
But I feel like he would not be sure if I do that.
People do that all the time.
What are you talking about?
That's a completely normal playmate.
In that situation, I feel like no one would have done it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I guess you would have done it
because you're really good at my bad.
No, I mean, I think that happens very, very often.
I agree. Yeah, just there, um, I guess he just thought he didn't need it. It was a bit greedy.
Oh my god, Ulty? No, I would just Ulty right now for pressure, but okay.
I'm getting word that Doublelift ruined the pro scene by talking about his KDA all the time,
and now the boss is coming and feeds every game and beats EU.
You thought so was really did I really single-handedly influence the bouse? I mean, it's directly traceable
Wow, I know that I'm like I know that I'm a pretty big deal
But like the fact that I was able to solo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Oh nice flash yes, uh, oh
Open up come on masu come on masu come on masu
What?
Nice try.
One of those hits I think Kizno gets slowed into an Alicombo and dies.
That is not an American sniper.
Bro, peeling off Ocean Drake is so fucked, cause I swear it slows you for like 90%.
Like the slow is insane.
Yeah, it's an X-Tek Dragon in Ocean.
I fucking crashed out one game cause I was trying to do crab at level 5,
and my dumb ass support just walks over and hits the Dragon,
So I'm just getting fucked by ocean Drake the whole time in the game, which is shit afterwards.
It's pretty hot.
It's so annoying because like you can't even finish the crab without just fully leaving the river to get the dragon off you.
It's really obnoxious.
Me getting crashing out and so like you have a support.
I mean, you knew here.
Do you think you think hextech's worse than cloud?
I was screaming about cloud fucking my ass.
No, I mean, Hextech and Ocean actually slow you, Cloud just hits hard.
But like, the Hextech's slow is not very much, like, I've never gotten chained by it, comparatively to Ocean, obviously.
I've gotten nades from it.
You got chained, attacked, by Dragon.
I mean, Hextech Dragon attacks very slowly.
Yeah, all the dragons have different attacks.
Ocean attacks fast and just chainslows the first guy it's hitting.
Did you guys know that Chemtech drinks the tax feed scales with how low it is?
No I didn't actually.
I didn't know that until like somewhere recently.
It's like it's very rare for a drunken to get killed by a dragon but it is usually Chemtech
if they do somehow that.
They're going for like a really, really solo.
That's why.
Don't even show top lane in this game.
The shit is ass.
I don't want to see it.
Rek'Sai vs Tion?
Really?
What the fuck dude?
Dude.
Yeah, dude Gacos is like he's pretty humble for being 17 or whatever. He's just playing fucking tanks every game
Kind of respect it. It's two games. It's two series of Kasante Sion. I
Kind of respect it. I think that's what's strong right now is just like everyone else play full damage 80 carry Joel and mid and
Yep
You go on scion and do your best. Why don't we get one of the triple ribbon bros to come in top and humble this tank player?
I don't think that ribbon would shit on scion anyways. I think maybe 10 CS
My sword
Sniper have you seen some of the shit ribbon players doing solk here where they just like
Walk into the image of level one like fucking start boxing and 2v1 kill them. Like it's really crazy
what I played with my first day
there's a separate in I don't think
you've seen all of those happen one
V2 walking in their jungle I've seen
them get away with some really psychotic
shit dude I still remember Viper made
the most insane ribbon play I've seen
in my life but it was in a scrim
unfortunately so no one ever saw it
Yeah, I know what I ever saw.
What was the point of this hero?
He was just like 1 HP in their base, and then, I don't know, he just like outplayed super hard,
or he just like 100 to 0 at somebody at 1 HP, and just dodged everything.
Oh my...
Oh!
Griefing down.
Griefing.
That was a nice play.
Wow, rex atop, so cool, oh man, full HP again.
Can base and buy some more tank stats.
Did he just ward the bush that's awarded? Holy fuck, he's crazy.
He's crazy like that, crazy style Bard.
What a strange way to clear the wave that Master just did.
I've actually been seeing some of this lately and that shit is way too fucking fast, man.
Like, holy shit.
It is really fast.
It's so fast.
I think the problem with Stormraiser is its overall DPS on a lot of AD carries.
Like, Kaelin is a good example.
It definitely is less DPS than Yuntal by like a pretty noticeable amount.
But what you do get out of it, which is just the crazy mobility, chase down slash kite
back, can be worth it.
So I think it's a good trade off.
I think I did a good job balancing it because, well, maybe it does give a little too much
move speed, but...
I don't think it's too much.
I mean, maybe on Jin specifically.
Yeah, on Jin he doesn't care about the attack speed that he's losing otherwise, but on AD
carries they go young tall.
It feels really strange to go in stormings sometimes.
Katelyn and Jinx, you notice the lack of attack speed pretty massively.
I wouldn't go in on Jinx, but yeah, Katelyn feels good.
Wouldn't it just be a situational thing?
Like if you enter in some game where you don't feel like you can actually auto people reasonably?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's for sure not there to be back to CPS.
Oh my god.
Damn.
Nice play by by DSG timing wise Griffin almost spotted that out, but I think they just barely avoided it
They play well with rise I like all the plays are going for and they're playing through side pretty heavily too
Yeah, kind of
This time it's not looking desperate the stuff he's going for where last game
He was just kind of like sending it on his ear. This is gonna be he goes for things and
and some lands some down, but he's kind of like the focus of the actions.
Getting fucked by the Herald.
I swear to God, Herald didn't always use to auto for like 300 damage per.
Whoa, that was awful smite.
Has he not played Keanu since the nerfs?
Oh!
Oh, he's looking dead.
Oh!
He sure is out.
Back to the phone.
Wait, pick up the Herald.
Gryffindr is it?
I don't think it's theirs.
Anymore?
It's gzerald.
You think he early smited?
Doesn't Keanu deal a ton to the thingy?
Let me see.
No, Gryffindr's trying to Q smite right here.
Look, and it goes on.
Oh, no, no, no, I see what happened.
He was gonna do QWQ, but he got rooted,
so you can do the second W Q.
So, Callme is a genius.
Does it? Pianold actually nuked the objective too.
It feels like percentage max HP damage, right?
I'm not sure on that. Could be.
I mean, her Q's hit really hard. It wasn't a...
It wasn't a mountain Q.
I wonder if he had the wrong element there.
Because sometimes it...
specifically when fighting Baron, like if you try to use those skinny walls,
you'll just like grab water on accident.
Do it again in the side
You know quad has good discipline I noticed that every time he comes out side lane
He hard hugs the side of the map so he doesn't get chased in the bush
It obviously still killed him killed on top because he like let his guard down on the turret, but I think he was good
I don't know just like he fundamentals like that. He's a good dangerous sense
I feel like he's one of the mid set randomly dies the least
Yeah, I mean surely he's doing it for till he is passive he gets moves against the wall
Oh my god. I'm an idiot. He is doing that.
Yeah, I mean technically he could do the other side, right? But it would be yeah. Oh my god another miss Mike by Griffin.
Oh!
Bardar.
Oh!
Oh, guys, look at this 1v1 over there. Oh my god, Quad won that one.
He's like, I fucking cooked for DSG.
Wait, Quad literally killed a few people by himself.
Quad is literally killing him.
Oh, nice Q flash.
And he's dead.
Quad carries the siren, and puts the kill in the right one on the side, while I'm on the side?
That's not your turret!
What's he doing?
How does Taliyah kill Ryze on the one approach? Just walk away from the rocks, man.
No, call me when he's just sitting there tanking the Qs.
He just gives one shot.
I miss Q.
Seraph shield pops.
Quad is just fucking owning him.
Holy moly, so he does a lot of damage now.
That was a good bird ult. That wasn't bad.
Yeah, HE's flashed. Quad played it well.
It paused the backline.
What? What'd he say me before?
Look at these side lane looks. They're so rat-like with Ryze.
It's watch on quality my die here. Let's see
Right spring springing around
Yeah
Wait, he's doing the pobelter build. He's got cool down boots
That's the pobel holy shit
No one built those boots until I did. I paved the way.
Yesterday was the Merc Tread. Kyle Fox, right?
Let it be known that I was abusing the City boots last season on the mid climb. Let it be known.
What's the record, Jail?
But did you win feats every game to get these boots?
No, but some games I did.
These are, they're only 20 hastes instead of 25 like the last season ones.
Ooh, does this work?
It's not pretty, it's not pretty yet.
Uh, well, he's dead.
Oh!
Alligreted flash.
Alligreted flash, alligreted flash.
Wow.
He's so sexy.
What did he?
He should have died there.
Dude, he would have taken forever to kill him though, right?
Rod serves there?
Oh, he just got there.
And he was no phase rush, so he would have died pretty fast.
uh huh
yeah with like a six, seven hundred shield, like that would be very hard to kill to rise
do the dance, do the dance
it's not even a meme, that's the exact number
do the dance, do the dance
that's the exact number you gave a fucking range you piece of shit
a suspicious range
it would have been more unnatural to avoid saying it
Yeah, you don't want to stutter just because you're afraid of 6-7. Don't be afraid of 6-7.
Yo!
This is going crazy.
Oh, okay. That was a nice flash by Christa.
Dude, is it just me or is Vi not just broken, by the way?
I swear to the thing that he's looking for.
It does too much, man. He's too strong.
The fighting power is good.
If Sajed can get to like three items, he is actually gonna be fucking...
He's going dad, he's going dad here.
At this exact moment, the Sare shield is about 684-ish.
No way.
At full mana?
Yes.
Yes, and close to 600 when you're left on mana.
That's putting it, clearly, in the range that I mentioned earlier.
It's not based on your current mana, according to the lucky?
the wiki it's just max current says max here am i on the right wiki
you're in the wrong wiki i'm on the wrong wiki did you my chat says sarah
scales off max mana now really really okay i don't know what was my chat says
they changed i was on the right wiki yeah it's max it's max
Is that new this? What did that change?
Looking it up
That's ap 25 dot one
Oh, wow may 14 2025. It's weird. I swear to god. I've seen low people with seraphs not get big shows, but
They might have had serpents on them, I guess
Crazy
What's the... behind man?
Oh wow, I thought they were going to follow through the Baos strategy.
Nice.
Sorry about seeing the free man.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Hard ulti.
Looking like a doublet for hard ulti right now.
Oh!
He hits the stun on Jir.
Oh!
Oh!
He's fighting everywhere.
He goes in!
He goes zero!
He does zero
So Jed he's insane
But he is new
Champ is so irritating
Ali took the kill respect
dude Masu totally wasn't paying attention he had barrier for that Kaisa W
I literally just said that yeah he did okay well Delish clearly wasn't paying
attention he had had bones on for Povaltim's call out
did you see he suggested Snipe-Gen that she was crazy so sexy nice old wait can
You guys still hear me?
Yo, what's up?
What's up?
What the fuck?
My stream is fully turned off.
But while the rest of my internet's fine.
Oh, that's fucked.
I mean, I blame Quad here, honestly.
Look at this, he just stood still.
He didn't even care.
No one cared, ADC.
That's like in real life,
when you're using a sniper rifle
and then they can detect you
by the glint of your sniper scope
and then you get sniped.
Is that actually a real thing, by the way?
like it happens in video games
yeah i was a sniper in the navy seals i can confirm wait no i play i play
talk of there's no glint
dot's
that that's a realistic game
that's a real estate game will save in private ryan was documentary and
that's at the it was
the case
the guy who kisses fucking cross right before you died in the sniper tower
like a god damn hero my god he couldn't move
Yeah, Vy's looking at OP.
How would they be a great-
He was going for the God Flank.
I didn't even get it actually.
Wait, did they just randomly get two kills in Baron?
No way, right?
Hang on, Tunnel Snake.
Sunlight Reflection? Okay, what if you're sniping at night?
I think they can't, they can't, they're getting 3v5'd.
You think that they did trick shots and shit as well?
Back in the day?
Yeah, they're jumping off the roof, doing a spin.
I mean if you watch the American sniper there's a part there's like a 15-minute section where Chris Kyle's just like legit jumping off doing
720s
Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know Call of Duty Russ lobbies was actually realistic either. Yeah, yeah crazy
Why does he keep saying my fucking name stop get my name out your fucking mouth
What what? Who's saying your name?
Coby. Yeah, man. Why are you so offended when Coby says your name?
I'm shouting you out. He loves you.
Such an obscure word. You chose your name.
The only reason he would ever say it.
You literally, dude, you know what's actually so embarrassing. You're literally not even twitch.tv.
There's another guy that has it and he's had it for you. Yeah, he comes behind and says, you know you want to buy this shit 10k here you go
Wait seriously, and you didn't take it
You're doing for a post match interview if they win. I did not take it though
Did you try to bargain him down like how about yeah, I wouldn't pay 5k for it
How about 1k would you pay 1k for it?
Yeah, sure
It's not against terms of service
I think so I don't know
You should go write him out to twitch like send his he sent his offer to you and be like this guy's trying to sell
The thing that's only against COS. Can I just have it?
It would be kind of hard to confirm it's him though, right?
Yeah, like the guy in my chat like like set up a sting operation like get him to like fully. Oh, like he was just like in your chat
I'll not use her name
What are you trying to spell it to you for?
10k.
Does he even stream?
10k!
Does he even stream?
That's ridiculous.
I think he used to stream.
He played Gears.
He was a Gears pro.
I see.
I've accidentally linked his stream for a good life
sometimes.
That's funny.
I look quite different on his link.
I think he's ridiculous.
He looks a little bit different, yeah.
Oh, he's dead, E.R.
Damn, Razz looks pretty good.
Oh, he doesn't even have a Serpent Spang, he just died through it anyway, though.
Keanna Bussin.
I swear to god these full damage genders need to be investigated.
Rangar, Keanna, even like Cosics and shit, these champs are just so stupid.
I'm not a huge fan of that meta.
I think it's kind of obnoxious.
He's kind of noxious like God, let's check out one shot another dude like when you build that way on Jarvan
Do you clear your camps so fast? You were always on the map? Yeah, and that's the biggest thing. That's you think
They can't do this wrong. Can they you go blue smite you insta clear all your cams. Where's my going?
Why you need to get close to the Baron? Where are you going?
He's right there. I see him. Oh, okay, I'm a step. Oh my god. This is a
Oh
He literally solo carried the fight, what are you talking about kids those are fucking he's insane he's insane
We go back to finish the bear and he gets everything. Oh, he's the goat. All right
We fucking left the pit when it was so low cuz he knew he fucking knew
Don't doubt kids know that North American talent right there
Who is knows North American sandwiches?
I mean, I'm not denying he's been pony
God flank God flank right here boom one shot grip in now he ults right here when the when the burns at 3k
Oh my god, he's ulted
Holy shit. Oh
It's pretty reasonable right it's like he's getting CC gang banged and yeah, yeah
Not all there. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. You're right. Yeah
He wants to CC him in the gangbang, especially knowing that their jungler died too
So then
Wow rise to some damage
We all did sign on these are so scrappy
Was that Bartolt oh is her gin no
I don't know.
Likewise, who?
Yeah, these games have been so good for Quizno stocks.
It kind of sucks to be Cryer here because if you come in and don't just
completely 1v9, you're gonna just look bad.
Because that was good. He used to be a really annoying Kindred player in ZolaQ. I hated playing versus Kindred.
I'm surprised that he was able to translate his you know like solo queue champ pool into a more competitive one
That's true
It's the same thing as cryra like for me cryra is in Evelyn one trick from like five years ago
But then now he plays like that's tough and I'm like what yeah, that's Evelyn one trick
He's a pro player now like it's just hot like humble beginnings, bro
I saw him look at Yukino. Yukino is Ignite Yone Jungle, man.
Yeah. Yukino can't Ignite Yone Jungle?
Yeah. Yeah. He played Ignite Yone Jungle.
That sounds sus.
Now he's playing LAC.
Now, they beat Europe's best team, Los Ratones.
True.
True.
Holy shit, they took down Los Ratones?
Yeah.
That's a big accomplishment for them.
Yeah, I mean, Lester Tunis, Veep Koy and G2.
Rise of Sare Shield is about 972 right now.
Oh my god, someone says, whenever I think of Doublelift in Europe, I remember saying
he went there for an event, they had flies all around their coffee.
Oh my god.
Dude, they did, at LEC Studio.
It was so cringe.
It was the nastiest fuck.
Oh my god, there was flies all around their coffee?
The cafeteria.
Yeah, their coffee machine at the LEC Studio.
why shouldn't like coffee man coffee is like bitter no I think it's like the
drink station just had a lot of like sugar and stuff stuff for the coffee and
also like just like random drinks right so I think they're more attractive to
just like the sugar that maybe had spilled or like the syrup but like dude I
like I literally went to the studio they said they had coffee and I was about to
go on station flight and I took a look at the coffee station I'm like I don't want to drink that like that's so gross
flies buzzing everywhere and so I got my man for like these can you just like run
to the nearest place and just get me a marikano so you would you would let a
little flies like stop you from enjoying a hot cup of coffee you do not
understand how many flies was around the coffee it was not just like one or two
it was gross I can vouch that shit was nasty 10 to 20 feral I still got a cup
though I still got that cup you need to get the coffee in somehow
That's my man right there, he doesn't let anything stop him.
Why doesn't Sergeant have a dad?
Wait, I don't like that.
That's offensive.
I don't like that phrasing.
And that's a similar situation.
You literally said it.
You said it, brother, fucker, what are you being?
Yeah, I really, after I said it, I wasn't thinking about it.
Please.
Okay.
I was thinking about it like that.
Yeah, sure you were.
OK.
I really wasn't.
I was looking at you.
You said A dead.
You would have said dead.
What does it mean you have dead?
I think I speak for everyone when I say,
we don't forgive you, Medius.
That's absolutely.
Well, that's all right.
Medius, you piece of shit.
You said that with all of your heart
and your full chest behind it.
You are so canceling right now.
I'm posting on Reddit right now.
I know Medius.
It was intentional.
Yep.
Yep, it was intentional.
I can speak for him
well
caught
who is this one boys who is this one now
i think this guy's toast gaming
do you guys know how op
kaiser is at this point does anyone actually know how fucking op kaiser is
i don't see a lot of them
She could literally just ult in on Masu and one shot him, no counterplay off of the CC and then zone his anything that happens.
Like, Kaisa is probably the best AD carry in the game against G1.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Oh.
Oh, it's Masu.
Wait, this is bad if Vice caught.
Is it?
Wait.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's through!
Oh!
It's actually fine.
It's on Ironically, so Jett is about to do 5 billion damage.
Yep.
Wait, Masu's doing Z to this Rek'Sai.
That was so troll.
Kaisa always was missing one part of the equation, right?
So like it's always like deathcap void or zonias, but now she can get all of it.
She can literally have a full AP build plus a ready-to-play.
So you think it's just always void deathcap zonias after the three?
Yes, yes, I think it's always void deathcap zonias, no matter what.
In a random order, like whatever order you think it's just.
Dude, it's just weird because you don't build lifesteal, ever.
You don't, but I think later in the game, like I've haven't tried it yet, I've never actually gone there,
but I think you can sell your Kraken for a Gunblade, possibly, if you want to.
You wouldn't really...
And then you have, you kind of like a full AP build with like all seven items have AP,
but then you have like a random Gunblade, which might give you enough AD for Q Evolved, while also, you know, still feeding APs.
It would, yeah, it would give you enough.
Gunblade, Kaisa sounds so good. Imagine like you have the APF rate and then you W and then you RW and you have a gunblade to nuke them.
Wait, the gunblade is fucking active has a 0.3 ratio. That actually is higher than I thought it was.
I actually, like, I don't know how to talk about that, but like, but Kaisa, until I started playing her recently, I realized Kaisa actually gets so buffed from 7 items.
7 items.
Before it was always just like a unique job, most ADs get worse from their 7th item.
It's confusing the 7th item, honestly.
So many carries, like, it really does not change what they do that much.
Like, okay, this is a weird one too.
Tristana.
You'd think Tristana would get like so fucking OP from 7-9, but I'm like, on it, I'm like.
Yeah, it literally it literally did not change anything about the champ whatsoever
Like nothing nothing felt that good, but like for
Like he is not a checkmate item or anything like you just say okay like yeah, maybe if you kill me then you'll probably kill me again, okay?
Yeah
So as if the full great champs who could already get a hundred percent don't benefit as much. Yeah
Maybe that's what they're doing the back on a quirky build
Yeah, maybe they can cast higher with a little bit better early spike.
You can't get BT with that though. If you do that quirky shit.
Yeah, like BT is literally insane. Like, which is why I'm saying like I think Kaisa feels to me like
an awkward position because you can't get BT if you're doing this fully.
Dude, I don't think you need it as Kaisa specifically. You just melt it.
Yeah, maybe not so fast.
Like, it is actually ridiculous.
I mean, did you see what happened?
Like, you literally just went in on fucking Quad
in one attempt almost.
What, though?
He fucking goofed it.
Oh my god, my eyes.
It's just blurry as hell.
Is it viable to go a tank item as a south item now?
I don't think so.
Dude, I've tried that, like, not on this season,
and it was dog shit.
Like, the item doesn't even save you.
The tank item?
Yeah, I mean, it's mostly just the fact that you're almost always better off buying something that multiplies off your other stuff.
It's really frozen and pixely as hell, what the hell?
Yeah.
My eyes.
You do not survive anymore with the tank item.
Like, maybe if only one guy in the fight touches you, the second a second person attempts to kill you, you're dead.
Yeah, I mean I would I would rather buy zonias than a tank item on almost every ad carry with any ap ratios
Like what I'd rather buy like a zonias on like I don't fucking know
Quirky like I'd rather buy zonias on quirky than an actual tank item true
Facts
Which is well, I'm your ed to the guy in a lit
Yeah
Be right back between games
Why was musk so far on this
He's just gapped in the AD rule, what can he do?
I mean there was a vibe between him and Baron, probably he just walked past him but I'm
going to go get some of that spot.
Guys, daily fruit and vegetable check, make sure you get your fibers, vegetables and fruits
and I'm going to go get some myself, we got to stay healthy out there fellas.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, how about my Big Mac?
Is that a veggie Big Mac, I think so, then it works
It doesn't make sense for evolution, why would it why would something taste so good if it's not good for me?
that's what I've been I was thinking solid why does it
taste like I'm eating fucking grass hey dude some animals love grass yeah not me
is the dude who doesn't drink water holy shit you think he still doesn't drink water probably
What would I do to Hexenoptix to make it viable to build?
It's already viable, buddy.
It's already a good item.
He was fine, but I feel like Kiznus won, no?
Yeah, yeah, Kiznus.
Kiznus.
This was smurfing.
The only issue with hexoptics is that it kind of shares a slot just because of the 25% crit.
It shares a slot with azel item or collector and shit.
It's hard to have collector and everything else you need, because you need IE and Lord
Dom's, right?
That's just two guaranteed items you have to purchase.
How do you slot in your first two?
Well, IE and Lord Dom's are not first items.
Today you have to buy a first item. What's a good first item? Stormraiser, collector, fucking, a non-crit item.
And then if you're going to go non-crit item first, you're not going to buy Hexoptic second, because you're going to delay the shit out of IE and Lord Dom's.
What do you drop fax optic I mean I think it's the first item on like Caitlyn for example
over like collector and storm razor I don't know if you literally buy it every
game
it's just removed I eat not interesting at all or meaningful build
I don't know, after playing Deadlock and Dota, I think the future of League should move towards
more interesting itemization through active and harder counters and answers to problems
that you may find yourself in in a game.
my eye has been opened
has nothing to do with noobs and hating actives i think that's a
problem that's completely irrelevant that will not
change anything
i think it's not even a conversation worth having
all you have to do for noobs is teach them
You can have complicated things if you teach them correctly.
Imagine if BlinkDagger was in there.
Well, I mean, Flash is the Blink Dagger replacement.
I'm not talking about that.
But I mean, it could be cool to imagine anyway, sure.
Because the point of Blink Dagger is to create initiation
to make things happen.
Like, that's how most fights happen, you just blink in
from off-screen, the same shit as flash, like you just flash in off-screen.
Yeah,
The Hex Slash is very much the closest thing to Blink Dagger, for sure.
Out of combat, jump forward.
It's just mini because of the distance.
I see me talking about things like Echo Shard, Knockdown from Deadlock, Buildable Utility.
Not necessarily Echo Shard.
of like answers to issues you have in a game, so like just different types of utility. Like
The knockdown is more of an example.
Like if there's a really fed guy, and all he's doing is cc'ing the fuck out of you,
you're just getting chained cc'd by this dude.
How do you answer it in league?
You can't.
There is no answer.
Like, Merctrends is your best bet if they have a lot of cc'd, but it's like a super
soft version because it's just tenacity right like you're like okay like I'll
get stunned for a little bit less not I'm not gonna get stunned anymore for
this duration because like example Samira okay let's say I want to play Samira
the enemy team just happens to pick two billion fucking stuns when do I ulti is
Samira how do I itemize to ulti efficiently in this game you can't
There's physically no option.
There is no way to get your ult off.
You literally have to wait for the perfect opportunity where the enemy just happens to use literally every stun in the game.
You'll never get your ult off.
So the champ is just limp dick as fuck in some games.
You're just completely limited.
There's no answer for you. The champ just sucks in that game, you know?
Well, I mean, BKB is one answer, yes.
But I'm just using that as an example.
I think stealth should also be answerable too by the way.
I don't think invisibility should be this thing that you can't do anything about.
And you have to have a champion to counter it.
Like, Kha'Zix can be revealed by Kaisa W.
Like, why is that the only way? Like, there should be items.
I think that's a really stupid interaction.
Like I said, problems should be solvable through purchasing items, not picking the right champ
and draft.
I think it creates so much more interesting games because then you're actually using your
brain when you think about items.
Because the current itemization is just like, I'm playing Ynara.
Okay, I'm buying Kraken first.
What's my second item?
Okay, I'm buying Fiend Bolt second.
Okay, what's my third item?
Ooh, do they have armor?
All right, Lord Dom, do they don't have armor?
I like it's just completely static
There's no
Way to ever think about something interesting going on in the match and try and have an answer for it
You just build your items
Rise I'm building Roa and then I'm building serfs. I'm not changing those in any game ever
The only thing you're changing is your boot and best a jungle
Boots are probably the most interesting decision in the game for League.
Wait, he picked Syndra. He's a Doublelift fan.
I think it'll take a lot of fucking work for League to change that as a whole, but I think eventually they can move towards it.
Dude, yesterday me and Lena were watching Despicable Me 3 and I was like so not into it, I was like, yeah I don't really care about this shit, but I started getting like pretty into it lowkey, it was like pretty funny.
Dude, yeah, I like minions, I think minions are funny, I think minions are great.
Well, I think, like the minions were like barely-
be cool there's more champs picked too well league saw that
wife I don't really know if they like got kicked out of the anti-villain
league innovated in terms of forcing more champs to be picked especially in
competitive because because of the fearless thing I think Dota will
probably adapt and pick up fearless as well for their competitive shit but I
don't know they might not work in that game maybe they'll try it and it'll
suck because the game is different and they have a lot of bands. I didn't have more bands
in Dota. My first ever Despicable Me and god damn it was good. Easy to hate Minions in 2012
on T-Memes on Facebook, but now minions are goaded in 2026.
Hard degree, hard degree. W take right there, W take right there.
Okay, guys, what's your favorite children's movie of all time?
Mine is Penguin Zemata Gascar and it's not even close.
I could, I could watch Penguin Zemata Gascar right now. I would have a smile on my face
the entire time and i would be
i would be busting up laughing half of the time
i don't watch children's movies
i'm not a child
when i was twelve
and did you think it was good?
yeah when i was a child i enjoyed the movie yes
i feel like i watched Finding Nemo the most
but finding Nemo is like
for me finding Nemo was not funny
it was like more like
It was almost like deep.
Deep in the ocean.
Is it fish?
No, I mean, like I don't know, like I feel like I feel like finding Nemo was really like profound in a way like it was like it was like a meaningful movie.
But for me, it wasn't like it was like the most entertaining movie ever.
Right at two weeks.
Good.
Oh, kids are playing AP jungle here.
What's going to play Diana jungle?
Lilia.
The only movies I watch are Christopher Nolan movies.
First of all, movies isn't for kids.
That's what I said.
I only watch it.
Dude, fuck it, bro.
Let's go cry at this jungle.
It's time to drop a nuke.
Did you watch The Prestige?
Time to go Evelyn, bro.
We talked about it before.
I watched The Prestige because when I played with Doublelift on CLG,
I'm pretty sure Doublelift said The Prestige is the coolest movie ever,
so we watched The Prestige as a team.
Wow.
Wow.
I can't believe you remember that.
I can't believe you remember that.
that's pretty cute Eugene that's that's very cute what yeah bro I mean we
watched on TV in the in the gaming house oh my god dude the prestige it's
so good it's so good very good it's the reason I got into magic at all
Nidalee! Diana, it's gotta be. Is he gonna go dad?
I got grapefruit juice all over my hands right now, this is fucked.
Oh, sticky. Very sticky.
I think Diana might be OP as well, possibly. I used to be a Diana hater, but after dad, that champ is not balanced.
I think dad is a hard bait on Diana or what yeah on Diana I mean it's alright you
don't really get to auto on her though once you know if you auto literally one
time at all you're already getting value out of it that's all point of it if you
don't get auto a lot the Nashors is garbage but that's just garbage on Diana
I think that is good.
I would love to see LCS play Ekko.
He's not very good, but he's super fun.
He definitely seems like a giga solo queue champ.
Yeah, he's crazy and solo queue.
If he gets like a free kill, he just goes crazy.
the CEO of doing absolutely nothing or doing the most ridiculous shit ever and
there's like no in between.
He's actually just the worst champ in the game unless you get fed.
Yeah.
I think the dad play style on him is kind of cringe though.
You can like EQ and then instantly proc your passive off of one auto and like
the melee queue. That is very strong.
GAMBA?
Let's make a GAMBA, you're right. What if he flashes right now? Q flash, Q flash.
Would that be bad? Like, oh, not ironically, would that be bad if he just did Q flash right there.
Yeah, that would be bad. Yeah, that would be bad. Why? Why? Why would it be bad?
He would have chunks, send it for like 300 and then she just eats a potion.
You don't think that he would have gone his Q3 before he made it to 3rd?
No.
No.
Sneaky LCS 200K viewers, Sneaky Milka, they play in the basement.
I would have climbed on somebody for 300 HP.
I don't think that's worth it.
Especially if it gets you a good trade, right?
Like, it's like, it's like not even just the flash.
It's like the fact that you also get like, or not one of them
in a chain of flash.
Like you're just like getting a good trade and you're just like putting your flash on CD.
I don't do that shit.
I do a trade in the entertainment factor.
Okay, well just like flex your dick around just like wave that shit around be like, you know, fuck you, bro
I'm a flash on you
Yeah, you my opponent would definitely be shocked certainly and that can
Perfect be beneficial for the game
It's over bro
It's like in bot lane when you ghost at level one just to get one auto off
Yeah, it's like I wasn't gonna use that ghost anyways, right like I'm all fucking I'll fucking send that shit for one auto
I don't care
You play against something like that you get intimidated. You're like, oh shit
Yeah, I saw that
Me you says his hot internet guy is over at his house, and he needs to go attend to him
Damn did he get Mac Miller?
Yeah, why does internet guy bring a pizza box? That's so good
Why is there a hole in that pizza box?
Weird extra sausage, maybe it's really good defect in the box
box?
Extra large sausage.
I just looked at the ring camera, Medius is telling the internet guy that he doesn't
have any money right now, is there any other way he can pay for it?
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
What does he mean by that?
I think he just really wants good internet.
And he's willing to do anything for that good internet
Okay, now me is just reaching into his dryer. I think he needs to change clothes. Oh my god, that's so unfair
And the wrapper secured it all it took was everyone to come over here worth it
That's the kind of shit that I swear to God you do and it's not worth it, but mentally
it was worth it, right?
Gryphon flash for one big raptor, that's fucking worth.
Now imagine if you call me Hathorah.
It's worth if you call worth, otherwise it's not worth.
It is.
that my jinx ult is always on cd in solo queue because i'm permanently trying to snipe the enemy
jungle camps i will miss 10 in a row but i'm not sure what's your mentality with ult like that though
like i never like to flip my ult like that because i'm like well what if we're about to fight or
like oh we can't fight to v2 now because i just like use my ult huh what the fuck dude you're like
literally the most the most like regretful person i've ever met my mentality is what if i get it
How pissed off is every team gonna be when I see it as blue Bob?
But it's so low probability like when you shoot an arrow across the map
Is it if it's not zero? I'm going for it
Shit you're right. I have a loser mentality when it comes to my alt
And that's why I'm so fucking good at sniping enemy jungle camps because I've done it so many times and failed so many times
I agree double it. It's definitely worth
If you're gonna piss them off on ask you hit level six and you look mid you're like, hmm. Yeah, I'm sending that
You know, I only don't like doing it cuz I swear to God every time it hits my fucking mid later guys
literally
You're just like literally how
You ask arrow and like it like it's like an azir mid or something and like somehow he dies
You're just like fuck this game three and a half second stun you can't kill him in that or at least get him the one and then kill him
Yeah, that's not like I've been the guy who got baited by an asshole
It's not always easy man
It's because you want to play off. It's so bad. You're like, holy shit. He's done for four seconds. That was a great arrow
Yeah, I can't do anything and then you die trying to all in
Oh, I think Mbessa is dead.
Oh, Yoni needs to dodge the Q.
He dodged the Q.
Dude, this is why I hate playing Syndra.
Wow.
Yeah, she's doing Z.
This is why.
This is why right here.
What if they just literally dodge?
And like he's 1 HP and you can't do anything as Syndra.
It's just so annoying.
It's so cringy.
It's so cringy.
It's so cringy, man.
This champ is so bad.
Just wait for the ulti execute.
cute like that's like Bob was walking my stream he knows how broken it is
oh my god his movement oh wow he eat the dianity and dodge the live yeah and
and he gets the whole wave, holy shit.
Oh, nice Yoneflash, well played by Yone.
Dude, he really doesn't die here, that's fucking crazy.
Oh, and Bessa auto-cancel, that's why.
She should AEA, but she tried to AEA and she just E-Aid.
Ha ha ha, she like, pooped himself a little.
Yeah, dude, then she auto-canceled.
You think he farted?
I think he could have...
Yeah, what the hell, I was just complaining about flies in the coffee in Europe.
There's a goddamn spider in my sink.
Holy shit.
Are you gonna eat it?
Not yet.
I'll save it for later.
Yeah.
Fucking spider in my sink, guys.
Why did the DSG coach look so defeated?
Someone says he's a DSG coach.
The DSG is chilling.
Decent owning they could be 2-0 after this game. Yeah
Oh, they always bad you don't have to let your past results define you exactly your new person every game
Why did you go for Senna? I I don't know
I feel like it's it's fascinating the champs that Mass who plays because he is like he is like a carry player in my eyes
but he plays Israel and
and Jin and Senna, and he just has like a weird pool on it.
I almost think that works to his advantage
because no one is gonna be able,
no one's gonna play against that stuff
and have experience against it.
He's used the game differently.
He does, he does.
I have not tried Senna in this season.
I don't know what her soul rates at.
for on kill yourself
for the minions
I really don't like them fucking with the
those numbers all the time, it's so random
she's stronger now cause
crit deals more now, she always got free crit
true, her crits are mega reduced right
I know it was an OG pick that's good, Rusef Elias, right?
Yeah.
True.
Maybe that's why.
Mid-matchup is freaky, dude.
mid-matchup is freaky dude.
Bro, I have a serious question. Why at least you have 200k plus people watching, but this only has 23k?
Okay, I'm just gonna say it since no one else is there be butting whoa
It's all it's all about it accounts. It's all about it accounts. You can't speak the truth buddy had sad stuff
Sad days that you're up with resort to that
So true pathetic
Pathetic it's just a little known industry secret
I saw some view butter the other night actually on league
Okay, get this here. He had real blue water
Was what was it reels blue water the guy that streams five-year-old league content where the map is not even like it's like the old map
I don't think it was that guy
Yeah, I don't know. He had 1.1 million twitch followers
5.5k viewers, I opened his Twitter, he had 500 followers, I opened his YouTube, he had
500 views every video, you got to show me the channel at some point, I can't, there's
so many viewbotters and I just like, don't understand how Twitch doesn't do something
about it.
Yeah, they just don't care for some reason, you know, across all of Twitch.
Is there?
Maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention.
Oh, dude.
It's like I mean there's no point to talk about it right like cuz you're just like an old man yelling at clouds
It's nothing nothing your viewers can do, but I think it's just a bad look
There's this other guy called like TSM rank one top and
This guy
He's so obviously viewbotting and like I know that's an accusation that like a lot of streamers will just throw out Willie
Nilly and like not give a fuck like obviously I was joking earlier about LAC but like that guy is obviously be
Anyone with eyes can tell you that guy's viewbotting and there's this real real blue water guy
I'm like I just even streaming for like fucking months and months and months and nothing is done
There's even the benefit are you like farming ad ads?
Well, the benefit is that your visibility is actually way better
Like you are going feedback these people are at the top of the category
So that real viewers can actually find their stream as opposed to trying to slum it out with like five viewers and no one
No new people are ever going to be exposed to your stream, so the idea is that the fake
viewership will help you grow real viewership.
I see.
I think you're the guy.
I don't think you're the same guy you're talking about.
Okay, no, that's completely different.
I haven't seen this person.
I'll check it out after this game.
Sponsors get baited.
of reels blue water he actually has sponsors that are that are like they
think that he is a 5k viewer streamer
oh that was such a nice that was such a like a old school play
like yeah let them push in have the word behind tp behind with the
nautilus it's so classic
oh shit call me he's fine yes he's fine he's fine
oh oh oh my god no way no way oh he missed the cue uh oh my god that's a healing
he is insane for that he did not flinch one second he just kept going in the all in and
worked out i'm going forward no matter what i'm going forward no matter what yeah
dude griffin actually okay i thought call me was gonna turn that shit around they both manned up
right there I think call me really messed up he panicked he panicked his E
he missed the Q I'm pretty sure he had E up at the start didn't he
oh oh he's dead is he dead he's fine he's fine he's fine he's uh
he's fine
the
I'm so
actually so weak
I'm not a nerf support
nerf support
I understand pobs feelings
like Katerina bro
I've been playing ignite every game it's been working great
if you played Katerina you would actually swat
smite down these supports like the dogs they are
no you would lose 1v1
to fucking Nautilus or Lyanna
you would just literally lose
literally lose a lot of your cat evolved, cat evolved just farms those guys
he has damage modifier when he plays cat arena trust me i've seen him play cat arena i'm
like you know what that looks pretty sick let me try it's just not the same
i try to play on a modded client
no i actually i tried to play cat arena and it was literally like watching a fucking
like a bronze player try to play mid
oh oh oh oh oh my god
Oh my god. Oh yeah, that's cool. Just think five tier shots, not always
Dude, you know, they actually fixed
Oh nice side step close
Dude, I'm just saying the game the game was objectively better when also boards could afford with sightstone and a single oracles elixir
That would be right. Your game was over agreed
Okay, I agree with you, but like the reason why they made supports stronger is to make people actually want to play the role.
Yes, but now they fixed that with Aegis. They actually fixed that problem. Now you can go back.
I still think you want to have one fifth of your player base want to play the role.
note what that shit film up
let them die
kill support so it's going to be filled
supports i'd rather do i'm already laying with the field support every
fucking game it's already the fucking truth
i'm screaming
every game you don't support
the support was so fun like the right
is running around the map with mobi boots
it's the only item you have
nah
I mean, okay, I think it's over-exaggerated, like, I don't want it to be that powerless.
But I do think they're way too tanky.
I don't think they should be as tanky as they are.
Like, I think Celestial Opposition is just a stupid-ass concept, actually.
That's fair.
I think Celestial Opposition is stupid.
I also think that all Enchanter supports should be, like, 30% damage increase taken.
Like, they should be— Enchanter should actually just die to, like, a breath of air.
Yes.
It's so ridiculous that like karma and Lulu can be like targeted in a fight and not die. Yeah, it should be squishy
Yeah, if they're gonna have the tools that they have
Actually, fuck it. I think we just remove support and jungle and the game will be so much better 3v3 3v3
He's right
He's right. Edlock style
We'd be deadlock style. No, sorry. Wait. No deadlock sounds to be through
It's fuckin' 6v6.
High guard, high guard style.
Twisted tree line style.
The polar opposite of 3v3.
I don't know why.
I thought that was a 3v3, the streetball thing, but it's not right.
It's 4 on the street.
4, 4, okay.
Bring back Vilemaw.
Fuck Baron, who's Baron?
Dude, legit though.
a replacement sometimes for Baron.
You think ViMosh is spawned sometimes?
What's called me building?
It's going QSS.
I mean, I don't know.
They could slap OttoCon on the pit now since they already made him too.
Use all three.
Okay.
What about Meagis's internet guy?
He should spawn sometimes.
Yeah, that could work.
His special move, dick in the box.
One shot to everyone.
And second charm.
My clutch is down, it's over.
Oh, see, he didn't go dusk and done. He just went in the Andrew Belt.
You're making me want to get a pizza.
Uh-oh, I think your viewers might like that.
Put Meteos in the van to himself.
He's a pretty tough guy.
William Hartman.
I'm watching you he has it got the q3 let's see it he gauge certified he actually
qualified my dude he's dead and he fucking died now he started the fight you you did
They got wrecked. Oh
No, it's it's even it's even
Hold on wait cinders really weak cinders really weak. No way they win this fight. Oh
Yes flash when you just flash
Cinder's looking broken. That's fine. Oh
My god, the stuff the double son. Did you see that?
Wow, that was good geometry
Weakest Syndra player right there, holy shit, like legit five crazy sons is fine.
Look at Syndra, okay, first one missed, no the second one missed, if you watch this one
it's a miss, so I don't know why you said the Syndra son went crazy.
Two in a row he missed?
No, look at this son, he didn't son, he just did an E.
Oh no he's done, he's done, I was watching him suggest, he didn't get son but the two
in the back did why would he even choose god awful champ with spam bull stuns in a fight
that does a million damage from a million range bro like they're engaged with so bad
though that's true why did you engage by himself like surely surely like not you told him to
what do you mean why did he what do you mean I told him you literally said it yes yeah well
I didn't think he was going to start the fucking thing himself.
Oh, I didn't think he'd actually do it.
Uh-oh, Stegensis.
Oh, we should have Vesem one shot.
Vesem one shot of Helios.
Dude, I was saying earlier, this specific
investability would be broken, right?
Oh!
I don't think this investability is balanced at all,
where you just go all lethality items.
Quadra.
Look, oh wait, he didn't even, he did what?
I'm just gonna give him the most that I hate the most.
He actually went into the first items.
Sundear, Sky, into DD.
It's really the fucking-
And Vesa's not balanced, bro.
Oh, really?
His damage is not normal.
Oh my god.
Great, R by Britain, if I knew.
Oh, that's the RSA Q1, E, Q2, A combo.
Gotta watch out for that one.
when you play versus on Bessa.
Prior to moving against rail challenge, impossible.
What?
What?
Why did they play that?
Cause he took a deep breath into the mic right there.
That was pretty boggers
They should have played Lilia
Who?
They should have played Lilia instead of Diana
This is a fake combo
Like Yone and Diana can't combo together
They're just gonna flash it every time
I don't know
We wanna hit a combo
Like Lilia Yone was the combo
I feel like Diana is the best AP generally though
Overall
He just didn't really get anything done
She looks fucking useless, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're going to pick a windbrow here, it's got to be Yasuo, actually, with Diana.
Dude, you went Blandry's on Diana and not Dad? FF.
That's what they go? That's what they build?
FF, FF, FF.
Is it not the dad of a vertebrate?
Yeah, I think it's dad of a vertebrate.
I think it felt swag.
I think it was dad, Riftmaker, and then I don't know, probably Zonia's dad's got
void.
I feel like Leandrie's Riftmaker is super similar.
Is this only the first series of the day?
Yes, it is.
Holy fuck.
It means we have so much more time to hang out with the boys.
Am I right Eugene?
Yeah, hopefully, hopefully, William can come back.
Good old Willie.
He's gone forever again.
Look at this guy on fly quest.
They all have almost exactly the same amount of farm.
They're all around, hovering around 220.
Wait until this thing goes away.
It's actually kind of impressive.
Get off my screen, UberEat.
We're waiting patiently.
Yes, numbers.
Look.
Alright, see ya.
I'll put that.
Jungle tide as well.
There ya go.
Triple Q222!
Castle is Q222!
Oh, agref got a guru and got a camp.
Anyway, Castle had a 2.
You're right.
I didn't notice that.
Wow, Massu can really play anything.
I swear to God, Massu could play fucking Kimo,
adcary and make it look decent.
Dude I played against the wacky shit Bali this season. Oh
Dude, tell me about it. Tell me what made you haven't played against or like I played against Aurelia bot lane
Okay, Katarina to carry you get the one
Which one Katarina?
No, I haven't played reset
ABC the other day it kind of sounds like AIDS like because at any time you can die if you mess up dude
Yeah, we got double kill they're like the little three. I'm like what
Yeah, did you do the classic like you go for auto she walks up Q and then you're just dead
No, she fucking killed my support and then I was trying to kill her she killed me some out. Oh, yeah
I think I had Senna support a
Lot of stuff dude. I played against Lee sin Senna. Have you played against that or Lee sin W1? Oh my god
It is not but I saw it on someone's dream
Okay, dude like Lee sin spamming shields on the Senate rights and Senna's walking up in 1v2
you while Lee Sin's pushing the wave it is so aides to play against yeah all of the bounce back
bounce back the fuck oh he hit the Q3 okay okay oh okay oh he dies saddest crocodile TP i've ever seen
yo yone is just still so fucking useless of a champ i think me thinks i agree oh my god he's
What are you trying to side step at the whole time?
Yeah.
That's what it gets for not going Galeforce.
I think it's so hard to win the game on Yone.
Because at any time, you can just have a fight where you do nothing.
Yeah.
I feel like it's really important to have a reliable way to go in off of CC together.
He hit.
Yeah.
Oh.
Like I saw Jen, she played by Yone, that's a good combo with AP top.
Or like you dead ass need like rel yone or like just like something where we're going
together and we're killing them when I'm in.
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
I just I don't know like I've had so many games where the enemy team has a yone and
it's just like we have like poppy or to lia or like braum or something and it's just
like like yone just goes in he ults somebody flashes zone you know sidesteps his ulti he
literally instantly dies without doing anything and it's like okay like that's that's kind
of what you said like you definitely don't want to be the first one in because if you
If you do go in first, you're super vulnerable to just dying, but yeah.
It's a super acidic counter play.
Yeah, he's very susceptible to do nothing and die type of champ.
Yeah.
I'm going to check out a large E2 game.
I was watching that.
I'm not big on those kinds of champs.
Earlier.
I mean, it was all on the right.
I'm glad that he's going for it.
This stream started up.
He should just try shit.
He seems like the kind of guy that's just going to try shit.
I mean, it's still playable. It doesn't feel like it's 8k gold apart. Like, they could still possibly win a fight.
Yone's strong, Athelios is strong.
The main gold lead is on jungle, right? The 4.5k gold is on Gryphon. I would say the biggest problem is that Gryphon is not really killable, like, at all.
He does not take damage right now.
But spirit visage?
This sounds like ass to this game.
That's a pretty interesting time.
That seems like a shit ton of healing.
And the W shield.
Spirit visage works on shields as well.
Yeah.
Oh my god that shield is thick.
It's so fat.
Jesus Christ.
Andy has a DD on top of all of that.
Good luck.
DD.
Dude, DD is so broken.
DDDD
Ambessa is so broken.
Ambessa is so...
That's the end ribbon winning.
DD
Ambessa's ult is like a Yone ult that actually makes sense because if it misses, she doesn't
suicide.
Oh my god.
Pryogen is caught.
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Look at him go.
What the fuck is this champion, man?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
look at him go what the fuck is this champion man oh my god oh my god that
looks balanced now it's very balanced
by the end of it Ryan fix it man very good he's high HP because he heals off
the DD as well fix it man
wow I'm very impressed with Griffin I think he's been playing very well he
He makes mistakes like a rookie does, but overall his impact is pretty high.
This is like, he likes to just pick a lot.
He does.
He's really helpful.
He's like the OG invested jungle enjoyer.
Like before everyone even started playing it, before invested got buffed in the jungle,
he was playing it.
a gg baby
you know gakos
looks good on kary top as well i mean it was kind of a quiet top game
there wasn't that much that was happening but uh... i mean he got so
we killed
to be fair but i think is he played well otherwise
he did a shot solid
solid every game so far
it was the snowball effect from Griffin stealing enemy raptors until the kids
know too much
bad
What does Gacos mean?
Is that his name?
Let's see.
No, his name is Ibrahim Samet Boulaq.
He's 18 years old, holy fuck.
Cryogen is born in 2007, Gryphon is born in 2006, Gakos is born in 2008, how the fuck
is a pro player born in 2008?
It would be an absolute mistake if those fraternice performs and they don't make use of it.
What the hell?
I think I heard a lot.
Just a whole lot of some wack ass fucking.
These people they're like 23 and 21 thing and then they asked me what when were you born?
I was like 96 and they started laughing at it like 90
90 90. Holy shit
Yeah, if they don't perform these this and they just get shit on like they're winning here
And they lose every best of series
So I don't I don't think anyone ever problem with be like, okay, like those are fun experiment
the 90s
dude where did the time go
last night I was watching I watched this like Rick and Morty skit
like on YouTube shorts where it's like about this guy named Fred and
he's like life flashes before his eyes while he's in this machine and it like
it was like strangely emotional
that's why I just love Rick and Morty so much
What if they win? I think it changes everything.
I think it changes my IQ to understand it, but moments like that is what gets me.
I can't even tell if you're rage baiting.
That's... I don't know if I'm gonna rage bait, but let's check a normal comment.
A normal meme about it.
Okay. Yeah, that's for sure a meme, okay.
Someone in my chat says,
Rick and Morty, I knew Doublelift was a very high IQ to be able to understand the jokes.
You guys are so brain dead, it's crazy.
I haven't seen any Rick and Morty
What's on his head
Yes, yeah, really I didn't know I don't know
I thought it was like, you know, he would say that in real life, he'd kick your ass.
I mean, it looks like paint.
Yeah, yeah.
I love the same in the beginning, and then I realized, yeah, that's a fair thing to think.
But you're canceled, and Flyfuses now blacklisted you.
Yeah.
Well, media is canceled, and NASA is cancelled.
Yeah, GG, man.
Because you said that, and I was so incredibly disrespectful and intentionally mean, it's
just over now.
It's over.
Yeah, true.
GG, man.
I'm surprised I actually haven't seen that before Crygen is a really really cool guy.
I also like that in solo queue he's actually he tries hard he's like he tries to like play
different stuff like he doesn't like one trick things like he's like a versatile and like
like a new gen player, like a really good gesture.
Yeah, you seem very good, yeah.
Oh, I just check the ladder and I have left double lift in the dust in solo queue
You're not even fucking play the game anymore, bro
Congrats Congrats
You might have more games you beat a three two-year-old man in solo queue congratulations
I'm gonna have to queue up after this just to just to leave you in the dust is showing how it's done if I start
try hard a little bit, you know
You know, what's gonna happen? Yeah, catch me if you can pretty big gap
Good joke
Bro we should do it and play like the stupid shit Senna Lee sin
Yeah, which one of us is gonna play Lee sin become monsters
Well, I think the more skilled player should play Lee.
Yeah, me, duh.
Okay, I guess we're just gonna lie now, everyone.
My set is legendary.
We might have to duo and play Santa Lee.
And we have to do like Nyla Lee Sin in their base.
Oh, yes.
And like the Ziggs Vagar, where you W them into the cage.
Holy moly, that sounds pretty good.
My vagar, dude, I'm not even joking.
My vagar is nasty.
My vagar is nasty.
I believe it.
I've got a mean vagar.
Anivia Briar.
What other good, great combos are there?
Tarik Pike, yeah.
Tarik Pike?
That's not a combo.
That's a combo.
E-E combo.
I think Vayne and Anivia, that's a combo.
That's a combo.
True.
you think that can actually work okay fine why not just poppy nivia poppy nivia poppy nivia
oh poppy nivia is actually insane poppy nivia is actually it's just crazy
wait poppy nivia might literally actually be an insane flex so like you pick anivia early in the
the draft they think it's mid. Wait. The problem is that I only know how to play Poppy and I
don't think Eugenius played Anivia as evidenced by our Winthrug game. What? Dude, I played
Anivia, I played Anivia when we were on Team Liquid. We died at our red respawn and the
game was instantly over. Are you talking about that like Frost team comp you guys played?
I mean, it wasn't my fault. That's all. Okay, who's what was it? I
Think in order of whose fault it was it was probably ADC first then most likely jungle
Support top and then made in that order. That's that's weird because the enemy ADC wasn't even there
That's okay
We're getting old the the senile dementia sitting is all cheese
You know, I don't really remember the game, but I'm pretty sure we had bought Pryo and uh...
Oh, but that your bollion didn't move, of course? Yeah, yikes.
Pryo and didn't move. Okay.
That means you were winning bot.
Dude, I can't wait to see the match between T-Law and S-Japify.
T-Law and S-P-Law.
T-Law! T-Law!
From down, down.
Team Liquid Alienware. Holy moly, it's serious.
to win this game or it's actually completely over for their seed.
for their season. It's never been more Ova.
Joe.
Some Shopify again. Fudge.
Zeenie.
Oh, it's the same team except they have Zeenie, yeah.
Yeah.
Bro, I kind of thought Zeenie would be destroying everybody. The way people talked about this
guy was just like apparently he was God's Korean gift to League of Legends and he just
shackled and stuck and conquered.
never ever trust reddit when they start talking about how someone is fucking insane only trust your own eyes
You are right
The average twitch shatter can't tell the difference between someone smurfing in diamond challenger or like NACL
It's all like the same just they just see like kills in out plays
A sad but true fact of society
go tlaw
wait who's their top laner again? tlaw?
morgan
yeah
oh god i don't really like teal's roster this year too much
bro that's what i'm saying they could have just kept the impact bro
Yeah, I think they just didn't want to keep him after he had a bad last year and they
thought it was an incident.
They thought he was motivated and shit.
The fucking incident.
Morgan is just impact two in my head.
I don't know if that's accurate.
I didn't watch his LCK stuff, but I looked at his profile, he just plays tanks.
Dude, I've never seen Morgan have a good game.
Like, people always meme about him, Lord Morgan and stuff.
I haven't seen him have a single good game.
Yeah, I've not really watched so much.
I think Jose De Odo and Quitter are gonna carry this team and if they don't then it's over.
Jose De Odo is good.
Bro, Jose De Odo has such passionate fans.
I always get people all the time, unprompted, come to my kitchen and say,
Hey, do you know Jose De Odo?
He is Argentine's best jungler and he is playing for Team Liquid.
I support him. I support him no matter what.
And I truly believe he is an amazing player.
Like people will just start coming into my chat and glazing.
Goddamn.
Should we start like, should we start just like leaching off those fans?
Viva Argentina!
Viva Argentina. Viva Jose Diodo.
I've been saying, Jose Diodo is Argentina's greatest sportsman.
The greatest sportsman to come from Argentina.
Wait. Jose Diodo.
I just remembered he sold me phant wait what yep. Yeah, he sold me phant. No
Bro, you know a lot of people Korean people live in Argentina
Yeah, I did whatever missionary thing and a lot of Japanese people live in Brazil
Don't ask why yeah, don't look into one
Well, the Koreans were there for missionary reasons, um, yeah, I had an Argentinian friend
from high school.
His name was Pablo.
He was Korean.
His name was Pablo.
Pablo Korean.
Holy.
Missionary?
Missionary.
That's a that's a thing you need to see sometimes but in LA really what's up dude
Just a little bit of fun with the homies.
Speaking of medias, where is this guy?
He's getting his internet butt slammed. I mean, fixed.
Okay, let me just have to send my message really fast.
Medias, where are you, good sir?
Alright, I just want to get this off my chest. I hope Chop-Up By Looses.
What the fuck?
why he has to make a fudge at the mall I saw fudge at the mall okay okay
good to see you okay yeah well it's fun hey good to see you bro a couple weeks
later in a game of solo queue I don't know he was just spam ping the fuck out
of me it's like really bro I saw you at the mall we said hi I was with my girl
I think you were with yours we exchanged pleasantries now you're gonna spam ping
me in a game of solo queue? Nah, he's a piece of shit, you're right. What the fuck? He actually,
he would, he would not be that rude to you in real life. That's the two-facedness of
fudge. Okay, you know what? I'm with you. I think we need to take out, we need to, we
need to hate watch every solo queue terrorist that is in the LCS until they reform their
ways and repent for their actions. I just really thought it was crazy, bro. Like we
He said hi in real life to each other man, so deal with us up.
Which is like that story of how Tarzan would tell everyone to kill themselves in Zola
Q and that he was going to fuck their mothers and that they were discussing orphans and
they should quit the game forever and then he went to the scouting grounds, right?
And then everyone was super surprised when Tarzan pulled up with a big smile on his face
in the scouting grounds and said, hey dude, what's up dude?
Oh my god, I'm so glad to finally meet you dude.
so nice to see you and they're like wait what like that's crazy this guy's like
just like kind of pretend that didn't happen the funniest thing ever bro he's
like super soy in real life but he's a keyboard warrior I mean it's kind of like
Tyler people's impression Tyler too right yeah initially that's just like
but I like this guy, he's really jacked and funny.
So Tarzan's not jacked or funny?
No.
We lost, go next game.
I'm not joking, Casio is literally an insoluse pick,
you can't change my mind.
Anivia, okay.
Anivia good, Anivia good.
She's really hard to play though.
Whoa, okay, this game, this game.
Hello?
That's right.
Yo.
So
You're a lot of shit did Mac Miller fix your internet?
Nope, it was like a legit day job. We were the first person who came out. So yeah, nothing I can do gonna have just one
outside here. I'm just
Spectrum is the worst fucking company I've ever worked with
And why is it the US where these these ISPs have like agreements where they will like monopolize an area
There's no alternative to go to so they can set the prices. How is that legal? Yeah, that's curses fuck I
Thought there was literally like anti-trust laws and should I've learned in AP us history to make sure that didn't happen?
Let's create our own
government and nation state
Internet and high speed for all
With okay
Okay, I'm with you. What will we call it? We'll go more believe what ketopia perhaps ketopia
Petopia with with with high-speed internet and justice for all
How would a country run by League of Legends players function you guys think pretty good
Well, we're not just any big
I feel like I could do it
I'm telling you guys, it's the fucking fossils that actually do it in the U.S. can do it,
like at 85 years old, I can do it.
I'm there.
Taco Tuesday is going to be a law.
Yes!
We all wanted to Taco Tuesday.
low base hierarchy. Oh my God, that's actually genius. If you're low, you know, you you swab
the deck, you scrub the toilets. Get the gamble rolling big dog. Nope, we got to wait till
draft finishes oh the boys on his signature Luciano you get the draft
now this is a good million not before a good million game in my opinion in my
opinion everybody's blinding Nami does no one have the balls to like play blitz
or do you just lose to Nami you kind of lose that maybe to yeah yeah now you
can actually just lose I think you go million here do it pussy's cuz million
can alt and best of all, it's actually very strong. Wow, he's listening. CEO's is tapped
in. It's just it's very face roll and best of all, you will, right? It's like a bear.
It's like, not not not much timing is needed.
Oh, it's out. It's like the one thing you can cleanse.
Yeah
Rise room you old and best as all I believe it works on vile too, but I don't really know for sure
Yeah, yeah, it was on his team though. I'm just saying like a gmilio can cleanse stuff like no one else in the game can cleanse
Yeah, it's like GP oranges, but for your homie your last team
you know what I learned like a year ago that I thought was just so unskilled
about Milio is that when he does his ult you don't even need to time it gives
like lingering effect yeah yeah it gives like the lens buff for any other CC
applied will also be heavily reduced and I thought that was just like so lame
what do you expect what what kind of player is going to play Milio let's be honest here
It's people with horrendous mechanics that can't play anything else.
What the fuck, dude?
I'm just, I'm just keeping a record.
No, no, no.
Like, not on a smart counter-picking that, just horrible players.
Literally dodged you.
Who's the most un-skilled enchanter?
I think Melio might actually be the most un-skilled enchanter.
What?
No.
I feel like most people are playing.
Yeah.
I think Sona and Yumi are the most un-skilled.
Sona's so unsafe, you know.
Like Milio, you always have Q to peel yourself.
And Milio, you literally just stand behind your AD, no?
Dude, Sona, you literally could be eating crayons with one hand and playing with the
other.
There's no way that Milio is easier than Sona.
I swear, Sona's actually a skilled champ.
I mean, I'd love to agree with you because I play a lot of Sona, but I can't agree with
you because it's really not.
Have you seen this from the main?
Holy shit, that was like it to Challenger?
Yeah.
You're going to tell me the tank can and Azrael are like skilled players?
They have a vision.
Yes, neverminds.
They have a vision about the game.
You are correct.
Billy, Billy, Azrael and the tank man are very...
You know what's so funny?
I always win with these players.
Oh, of course.
They're so easy and strong.
They're on Sona.
Do you think you would win with them on anything else?
Any other champion or role?
Yeah, because some of the hardest and challenge yeah, okay, so next time you have a son of a man on your team
Tell them to lock in Alistar and see how the game goes
Okay, I mean they're gonna play in chanters. We were saying what hey, hey, this is called moving the goalposts. I said
Oh, I didn't know we were in a debate club right now. My god
Yeah, we're talking about easy again, okay, I think Soraka is actually kind of hard because you have to hit your cue and
And time your silence off CC and time your W when you heal them. Yeah, yes, it's great
It's not hard, but I'm talking about it's all relative, right?
The queue is a weird skill shot. How's meal you're not the easiest you stand behind your AD the whole time?
It's so you press you press and then aim skill shot on a basic ability. That's why I think like you have to aim the queue
You know how many times I've gotten lasandra ulted and my mealio just does not press there are like I actually
It's like harder than that is a make-up of hard what the fuck
There's room for error
your brain dead
Karma's hard guys
Karma's quite hard. It's not an easy champ to play. Karma's one of the hardest in China's for sure
If you play with a bad karma that misses every cue that the champ is actually not very good
I'm thinking like risk of danger is what makes an enchanter hard and karma has to be up in their face
And then press Mantra W and full heal her health.
He's probably saving me ult for the carry.
That's actually a good trade.
10, 11, 12, 13.
Wait Morgan is getting legit fucked by the way.
Oh my god.
Or is dead.
Oh, botched dive, botched dive.
Botched dive.
Wow, he didn't even die.
Wow, do you see how quick B-Boy was with that to flash over the Jarvan EQ?
My goodness.
He does have 12 CS though.
But he got away with some crazy shit there.
He's so happy.
Yeah, that's gambas up, gambas up.
He's weak side.
He's weak side.
Down 15 CS.
to kill and now he's like two longswords on his first base and getting to run back like
he's so happy.
How are they getting blasted so hard?
Does he just have a mashup goes or what?
They lost a level one trade and then it just snowballs from there and range matchups.
Just can't farm anymore.
Let me see what went wrong here.
I think a lot of times on these dives the timing on the tower shot is wrong so that
you tank the turret at the wrong time.
No, that was actually good tank timing.
Oh my god, Jose Dio, they got Q'd off of his EQ.
Yeah, I've heard people saying that they like change the way turret acquires targets, like it's faster now.
They played pretty well, B-boy had a nice dog. I think Yon could have saved it with the Flash Equalizer.
Could have W damage on there.
What do you mean it's faster?
I don't think it's faster.
It'll acquire a target faster in the dive like even if it shoots a minion, then you start taking it like shoot
Oh, huh. I haven't really noticed that maybe I
Know I saw like hell of stuff on Twitter about it. I don't know what the specifics of it are but
We're saying I
Kind of feel like Jarvan is just when I played him like I didn't I never felt like he was very good at dives
That whole thing we just felt so awkward. He got queued out of his EQ
But it could also get flashed and then after you few you have no damage and you're in on the turret
It just never feels that good
You have to give the Xmithie dive
The QE Garvin the Q you go max range and then you queue to get aggro and then you E and then you stand there
tanking
I think that would work better. I think that that could have been a two-part dive which would have been a little bit
It would have been sloppy, but I think it would have worked out better than trying to do it all at once.
Yeah, I think Fast Case would have been to actually hold the J4 EQ and just start auto-ing him.
that
look at that man right there that is the face of a man
who exchanged pleasantries at the mall and then
and then back stab just ran yeah that's okay
so funny bro
what happened? Oh you weren't here for it?
I don't think so. I was talking about how I saw Fudge at the Vollwood Day
This was months ago. I saw him at the mall. He's like with a girl. I was with my girlfriend said hey, what's up?
Cool to see you. Okay walked away a few weeks later
I ran into him in solo queue and then he was just like playing he's just like spamping the shit out of me in the game
Was it like tilts pinging or was it more than that haha like it was like just like
Poking you kind of thinking you know no
It was just like annoyed because they're they're mid kept ganking pop and like we were playing the bot and then our placement working
And their place we're working. He's like spam being the shit out of you
Guys you're really funny knows you
No, no, it was me. Oh
Hey, it was me in the flesh that says more about him than you. He was having a little bit of highs. Go take it personally
What is with it with people who lose weight and then become assholes exactly
happened to Greek God X, happened to Fudge, possibly happened to me.
Narcissism rate in people who lose a lot of weight, needs to be studied, needs to be studied.
I'll fund it.
Is this stream class for you guys?
They are in game pass.
Dude, I wish they told us why they pause I saw an LEC they have a little bar on the bottom
That says so-and-so team called for a pause and you know they even explain why the pause they said they're trying to figure it out
I don't think they know
They don't know why they paused. Oh, they're back. What the fuck? Of course. They know why they paused. Why can't they just tell us?
Even the cast he just said whatever was the issue is fixed. They don't know
Yeah, even the casters don't know how does no one know the player says I pause because of this reason why can't they tell us?
the budget's not there, Sneaky, or Eugene. I don't know why I called you Sneaky.
You got some nice echo constantly coming out.
Sorry, sorry. I don't know why that happens with my mic on Discord, guys.
It's not all the time, it's weird
Hold on testing
Okay, I changed my I just changed my like voice threshold. I put it on custom so now we're good
I'm looking at food jet
Dude Lucian has 20 CS. I was looking for Mexican food, but he's got more than Nami
You can find out
75 Gold and he's about to get the cannon. He's completely where the fucking tacos terrible. I know but like
That death is actually, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna cry. Okay. Thank god
Thought he's gonna miss the cannon. Yeah, I thought he's gonna miss the cannon. Uh, he's gonna be Ed
It's so it's so stupid how the game actually works like that and looks like okay, we failed to dive
Now all of our hard work has evaporated. Also, it's extremely easy bot lane to just get bored you
Farm and then you just get bored and overextend one time and then the whole game is ruined
Oh, what the hell is pedax suddenly leashed Drake?
That's a tiny bit that shit dude. It'll leash it from so far away. I
Don't understand the range from that
Do you guys did I ever tell you guys that Peter Zhang the coach of TSM did not know how to say Jose de Oda
So they call them juicy doo doo
Thank you mentioned that sounds familiar. Oh my god. He just you want this guy? Oh fuck
I hate getting hit by that fuck-ass fireball soccer ball thing, man. It's annoying.
Yeah
Wait, Zinni?
Are we sure this is a counter pick?
He's gonna kill. This is a cock.
He's dead as hell.
He didn't even have to flash.
He didn't even have to flash.
Quidoo!
Quidoo-hoo!
Holy moly.
That's a big kill.
Wait, they said- how is that a solo kill?
He has an assist.
Yeah, what do you know Jose killed him? Jose soloed him
Dude, I'm just saying everything I ever read online about this guy Zee he was like, oh, he's so fucking good
Just you wait and see top. Yeah, and LPL teams are dying to sign this guy
He's so good, and I don't know he's just like he's kind of getting owned in LCS man. I'm telling you I'm telling you
There's some I like this is like maybe the conspiracy there's got to be these paid band clubs to go around
Remember ten years ago when everyone was jacking up you suey
Like yeah this guy the next coming of Jesus. He stomps every academy game. He's so talented. He played in LCS
He'd be fucking Jesus on earth and then he played in LCS and he was horrible. I don't know man. I don't know
I'm willing to give him time. You gotta give him time. Quit wasn't good as first place
Okay
Quid wasn't good as first split
But quit doesn't have dick writers. That's what I'm saying like zene. I'm just saying like my expectation was very different
Yeah, yeah, no that that though that the fate the paid band clubs thing right like that like how are people coming to these conclusions?
I mean shouldn't you do that as a pro player like pay some money you just get a bunch of random fans to hype you up
Since glazed the shit out of you like that's just smart literally literally strategic
Propaganda, bro. What why not great for your career, Zini
Is it good to walk up with nope? Oh my god. It is. Yes. He has the egg. Oh, he didn't even get the egg
Oh my goodness
Worth a Nivea no passive
Zini you guys know how long it can be a passive cool that is at this level. Oh
Oh my god, no five minutes knows what about double sneaky like five minutes, and I guess it's five
It's four
What's the difference?
No, it doesn't go down it's always four I just have that last part of your red herring
Wow, thank you so tricky
You got it. I thought we know it. I thought Pope would know it
I just go based off feel
Big big feelings guy when it comes to the game
Mhmm vibes intuition
Yep
Expect it
Look at all that healing that's happening in the bot lane
Yon is randomly back to full HP after like five Nami heals back to back
Nami is to rock it to
Actually insane he was actually one
Morgan's kind of be getting owned by the fudge I
Really hope that Morgan doesn't give me the scary Jerry effect where I've never seen him have a good game. Oh
Okay
Wow, that was it
That looked weird.
That was a reaction time that can only be achieved if you're able to spam every...
Oh, good side step on the rumble, R, but then he stepped back into it.
Yeah.
Oh.
If that Mbessa ult hits, it's good.
For Morgan, like, he will win that?
Yeah, yeah, he would kill him.
Okay.
Pretty good then.
Oh my god, he missed his R.
He just missed it.
It's what it is, bro.
I mean, if you hit that Embessa, you can do RSA Q1, EQ2, A combo.
What if McFudge does ulti on top himself instead of react the plant?
Oh, off for the ult, but then Embessa can dash off her ult, I don't know.
Okay.
Oh, he's got Eclipse.
Wow, he sold his D-Shield for the Eclipse.
Hmm.
I mean, Eclipse is a big-ass spike, but selling D-Shield does not feel good.
probably worth it though in this spot it's one d shield minus one d shield it's
worth it's worth otherwise you just can never base for it yeah oh my god we've
always gonna hit by every single rocket
how does the on-screen graphic calculate when you sell an item is that like how
is gold income I think gold income is just purely it's gold earned from
killing minions and and like you know jungle and stuff like that otherwise you
could like cheat it in the game by just like selling our items at the end and
it'll say like you earned 30,000 gold but yeah
What if he had cashback?
He's only down 35 CS.
Looking nice.
Only 35 versus.
Only 35?
I just do it with him.
What the hell?
There's a guy named only 35.
I asked him why his name is only 35 and he said it's his postal code in Turkey.
35?
Yes, and he's like very proud of being from that place in Turkey Wow
That's pretty cool right there boys. It's up there with Turkish ice cream
In Turkish air procedures
Oh shit, they're known for three things pride
Impostible codes
Yeah, GG the cannons gone
That's what you get fudge
that's what you fucking get fudge you know why because no one flames you genie gets away with it
wasn't that serious this is funny no no no it's fine I'm gonna be your warrior I'm gonna be your crusader
thank you absolutely do you guys meet people's things often if they
It's like I never knew that anyone spanks no like no matter if they're spamming the whole game or not
I I'm really fast to mute things like later does one bad ping I'll just mute them so
Couldn't they just kill by right now?
Cancel survive you then they can not meal
Bro, guys watch out, if you're in Muteus' game and you miss click a ping like you do in Missing on Accent instead of on the way, you're muted.
Muted.
I don't think it's a bad thing that he meant.
Yeah, muted, buddy.
That's so easy to get in, like asking you calls.
Yeah, actually I mute people instantly if they make a bad call and it like tilted me, because then I know I can't trust them for the rest of the game or life.
Like if I'm on my second camp at the game and the guy's spam ping his lane while they're like
60% HP
So like this guy's attacking me. I'm like, all right. Well, that's probably not a good
Call him
Should not trust their game sense in any way
Yep
Because I'm looking at the lanes all the time. It's not like I don't know what's happening
Trust is earned not given in this game
Wow
I
Did their name reminds me of like outlaw it's like the last four letters of the word outlaw. Yeah, it's weird T law law
Reminds me of fucking Jennifer Lawrence like J law if that T had a little thing at the bottom and look for your J
Yeah, I
Can't I can't like ever un couple
Judy's a kaisen with Jennifer Lawrence now
Cause for some reason, like one of the characters in Jujutsu Kaisen is like, has a crush on Jennifer Lawrence and it's like, did the writer of the fucking manga have a crush on Jennifer Lawrence? I'm just confused.
What the fuck is Jennifer Lawrence building?
Oh shit, what the fuck is he building? You're right.
Is he going full paint? Did he misclick?
Could he do?
I think I could listen to him for a minute, but like, why would you do that before finishing Rod?
I mean, dude, not finishing it off and getting something else after Catalyst seems just monstrously
troll.
Yeah.
That looks very suspicious.
Looks like it's not troll.
He's fine.
He still has Hextech and Grown.
He's fine, right?
Maybe.
Nope.
He doesn't look fine.
He looks pretty dead.
What about the fudge?
Don't move.
Don't move that was clean. That was that EQ the Q hits but the knockup doesn't auto ulti
You go Argentina
Yeah, so clean dude. Never seen Jarvan do EQR before
Dude what what is rice building man? He has an amptome too. Did he just freak out and click random items in the shop?
It's realize he's going realize
Rhylize. Oh my god, then his W will slow. Yep. Oh
He had a big reaction when he bought it it was it was a misclick so now he's gonna sell it
I think it's correct to sell it it looks horrible. I'll leave you do anything with it
Super interesting watching Morgan get imported
I
Prove it to me Morgan prove it to me that you're with the slot
Do I thought they didn't do the four letter team tags?
Looks weird. It looks horrible. I'm not gonna lie. You don't
Hey, hey, hey, you don't know
T-Law could could
Catch on could catch on he didn't sell yet. Oh, he had enough for the rod of ages
He's rich. He's just chance for even building to winter's approach
I don't know about that.
Thanks, yeah, I'm pretty sure you have a giant,
I think it's Giant's Kindle here.
Okay, well, if Teal gets second Drake,
they're in a pretty decent spot.
I'm a little concerned for scaling,
but, you know, as far as
how the game has been going for them,
it's been pretty good, pretty clean.
Oh, B-Boy's flexing without his support around,
That's not good.
Dude, these guys have been fighting each other
the entire game.
Yeah.
Welcome to range range matchups, actually.
The bird is farming.
Just skip a little proxen of slow or is it CC only?
Yesterday people were saying it only does a proxen of slow for melee champs.
Okay, so you got the root.
I'll look it up, I don't know if that's 100%
Aziel just said it, you don't get it for slows if you're ranged.
I say he sells and buys serifs.
G G yeah, I think it's right to sell it. It's it's really not that much gold to lose if you saw it 30% of 900 is
270 it's like a kill it is what it is
It's not lower your bounty if you lose 270 gold like that
All right, what if you was Rylis sure it'd be pretty bad, but
Wait, maybe he's building anathemas chains.
Dude, how long did that item last in the game?
I can't remember.
You seasons?
Season's rather.
Dude, these guys have been hitting each other the entire game.
How have neither of them died?
And they do no damage. GG.
They both have tank boots.
I just don't know how the Lucian is staying in it.
Nami's perma pumping heals. Does Melio's heal that significant?
Melio's healing is really not much
It's because Melio max is E and then the heal itself is not too much and then you know Nami's obviously not much.
When you build Echoes on an Enchanter, do you deal with this like the enchanting buff that you give?
Does that damage count towards that?
It's got to, otherwise it would be horrible.
Like when they're proc'ing the melee passive.
Fucking bouncy ball.
oh shit well I don't like that but he's just head yeah yo in how's he not okay
there you go oh dude that was psycho that was like high-key crazy so oh yeah
rise is really the main character of League
Oh, thank you with the giant's health!
Yon's dead, right?
How'd Yon die?
He got, he got, uh, nailed by...
...Anibbius Q with Flash up.
He got birdied.
The minus tenacity thing on Anathemas was really disgusting.
Yeah, Cengage was insane.
Dude, that was really bad.
He did like a one inch flash.
Q flash in is an absolute one-way trip.
Full commit onto the support in front of their whole team.
And he didn't even die.
The support.
Yeah, that was psycho.
Oh, I feel like if Wickers did rock over it in a 1v4 here,
and just like kind of dodges everything.
I don't know what Yana's doing here.
He had Flash, Harry didn't use it.
Oh, the animation of the Q was kind of hidden by the E.
That was kind of weird.
He disrespected it, Nivea. That's what he did.
He didn't see the Q come out.
Didn't the Nivia skin look way cooler before the VG she got? I swear this used to be like the best Nivia skin now
It's just like weird looking
I don't remember
We got to go back in time and watch the McLaren Nivia video from season one. I already don't even remember what he did
to make legendary
Literally 16 years ago, by the way
16 years ago there was a troll Nivia named McLaren and I don't remember what happened, but his video got a lot of views
Was that the one where he's like walling your teammates by the way or what?
maybe yeah oh my god oh the flag combo hang on this rice has a giant spell he's
very tanky
That was crazy Jarvan gameplay. He actually got double-double flag value. That's four times the value double-double
The double-double?
Yeah, he got the double-double double-double animal style
It's rare to even get a single double flag combo, but he got two in one fight
My god, I'm about to work on one
Yes, I don't know about rare
I'd say it's pretty rare.
This shit crazy.
I mean, Meteos hits it every game, so I don't think it's that rare.
You think it's common for Jarvan to combo off the same flag twice?
Yes, in one flag.
It's almost on entry, it's almost on entry.
That sounds pretty uncommon.
It's pretty uncommon, it's pretty uncommon.
I mean, you don't do it every time, but I definitely wouldn't call it uncommon.
I would expect someone who plays Jarvan to do it every game.
double knock up
okay
this ecu missed and then the second one off of the root
oh
holy
wow
seo
did you see that seo did not cleanse the root fast enough and that got b-boy killed
that's why I'm saying
that's the kind of player that's the kind of player
no flame
that's the kind of player that plays milio
did you cleanse
really? was he late? I didn't see
Yes, that's why he got EQ'd from Jarvan off of the Ryze route, it's because he can't move.
That's kind of embarrassing, I can't lie. That's kind of embarrassing.
And then B-Boy looks like an idiot because he's like, I got rooted into an EQ and my support was holding his fucking Milleo ult.
Oh jeez, man. Yeah, you don't want to be playing that on Milleo.
Oh, he just sent it?
Respect.
No, this is Winter's approach.
Wait, why does it have zero stacks?
Oh, oh, cuz he built the second tier for it. Okay. The shit is not gonna stack. The shit stacks so slow
What is it? I don't think it's that bad that
The way it's all has pretty decent stats for the cost. Should you go?
Yeah, fuck it build all three you should get a set bonus for building all three
Well, there's four now with the support one so you should actually get a set bonus if you build all of them what what's the bonus?
Even more mana, I don't know.
Infinite mana.
Oh yeah, infinite mana. You just don't have mana cost anymore. That would be sick.
Quick gathering storm check. Quick gathering storm check. Bye bye. Wait, he's alive.
What?
Dude, I got up for one second.
What the hell?
What the hell, he?
What happened?
He went on Vine, he just sundered his guy, shielded Milius, and shielded Lived.
If I'm playing Jarvan and LCS right now, I'll tell you what the build is.
Axiom Arc Profane Hydra, no matter what.
Yep.
Seems really good news for our player.
Is GA really that good though?
Isn't DD just the most broken item in the game?
You have to go DD.
Isn't DD the most broken?
Everyone goes G.A. though, here, on three.
He's so annoying, he's really just depends if you think you can reliably kill someone or not.
So if you don't actually get a kill in Death Stance, you're doing nothing.
Dude, of course you're gonna get a kill.
Just throw your body in like a fucking idiot and someone's gonna die.
Actually, Mark, if you're playing Hydra, the first guy you look at dies instantly.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh my God.
He's confirmed on Twitter that KOR is where I get dived.
I will. Can you make an LCS team so I can join as a jungler?
Look, I'll even meet you halfway. I'll chip in a little bit and see if you can make an LCS team.
Yes. You have a lot more experience making teams. I think you should probably do it.
No, I have a bad track record. We got fourth place in NICL.
Oh, fuck.
I think Baron and Drake are both up, and we can take one, I'd rather take the Drake.
I think Baron is actually not really that impactful anymore.
They have the gold.
Check and block the term Biden check way worse than before. Oh my goodness. Oh
Shit cork is in there. What the fuck
My god
You'll pop the actualizer
No, why do you build it if you're not gonna even press it? What the fuck? Oh, come on, man
You'll be a bigger sir. I'm using
Yeah, I think the use is to actualize where he lives that.
Yeah, but like he didn't even use it, man.
No, you're right.
It's better to hold it.
Now he has it for when he respawns.
You dumbasses.
He's not going to respawn.
The game's over.
Wait, really?
Okay, and if you support sexism.
Ooh.
Alright.
What's up?
That's a bad look for TL.
Everyone spam the chat, come on, spam the chat.
Spam the chat.
Wait, what happened game 3 of 1 was ESG?
Shut up.
No.
Ambassador Jungle carry.
Really?
Yeah, Griffin went sicko mode on the Ambassador Jungle.
Holy
You pan a gamble or you didn't see the game
Me just what are you paying out of gamble or you didn't see the game I
Didn't see it my inner was fucked. I was sitting there. I seem to be whipped up on your phone or something
Nope, my inner was gone
Your phone doesn't need
You can use your data. Nope. Oh, no, okay
I guess you were busy with the internet guy fixing up your
Yeah
Correct I was
They didn't fix anything but
They did arrive the internet guy with a pizza box and a hole in it
and get to go change your clothes in the dryer you change your car the dryer I
was checking because I have your ring camera on my phone I was checking you
were actually doing bullbear cosplay yet is you had bully Q on really and the
internet why was I doing that in front of my house
Uh, actually, you know, that's a good question.
I wasn't asking questions.
I was just reporting on what I was saying.
That's really interesting.
You're kind of freaky with the video.
So it should.
I didn't even know it happened.
No, actually, the last contract, your internet, your internet just like randomly died and then, and then you called spectrum right then or they just showed up on prompted already.
No, like I knew they were showing up today, but hey, I mean, this fucking company is just the biggest mess.
They're like, yeah, someone will be coming to fix the node outside.
Like you probably wouldn't have to let him in, and then he just shows up my house and just the exact same thing as the other technicians.
Just like, hey, I'm going to check your modem and do you have like the internet box thing?
And then he's like, yeah, I can't do anything.
I was like, what the fuck, man?
Throws his hands up
Yeah, someone else will show up and do something
Wow
Is it on purpose? I don't know but it might be
It probably is because they do both times i've requested someone to
Like a technician
They'll send me the thing saying your appointment was approved and then they'll send a notice me like there's a
there's like an outage in your area and then a few minutes later like the
outage has been fixed you called the technician while there was an outage
and now it's fixed so go ahead and cancel your appointment I'm just like what
the fuck
the fuck kind of loop is that
this shit has to be on purpose there's no way I've tried nothing and nothing
worked
it's the have you been playing deadlock
new heroes baby
is good
get into the mid some nice ass changes overall
some
juicy shit in there
I heard they made an ARAM version of Deadlock.
Yeah.
It looks pretty cool.
I haven't played it since the update,
but it's like hard to get my friends to want to play the game.
So I don't really want to play solo anymore.
Are you playing a lot solo?
I haven't really played solo.
I almost exclusively played solo.
Like if it wasn't us playing in the stack,
like I didn't have anyone to play with.
So sad.
He has no friends.
No friends
One time I played with like the one of the higher-ranked players or like highest-ranked players
I forgot his name actually
God damn it. He used to play ballerint and then he switched to deadlock. Huh? No.
I don't remember his name actually, but I played with him and then I realized wow the gap between like a
Decent player like and and like the top players is just so insane same same as in League, right?
Same same way a challenger would smurf all over diamond players, and it just make them look like they didn't know how to play at all
hmm
Yeah, there's some you think you could beat a diamond player. I
could try I
Could try that's cocky. Oh my god last dance Lee sin is in my chat. Yo, what's up, dude? Anyhow?
Last dance Lee I want going TSM. I got bad news buddy. I got bad news buddy TSM
They're gone. They've gone to heaven. Or more like hell.
Wait, didn't you lose to Emeril? Hold up.
Yeah, she really she really mugged all over me
Emory's not bad. I'm gonna put some respect on Emory's name. I
Am isn't she diamond? Yeah. Yeah, you said challenge her should never lose your diamond
Pretty good wait a sec
Her choice in duo partner is not so good, but her solo queue pretty good
Wait, I'm use a red bull athlete actually
Athlete it's a good word
You know I had this talk on my stream and a lot of people were giving their two cents
I I was saying like eSports the fact that it's called eSports and has like a relationship to sports
Just did the whole thing in disservice like I don't you sure I don't view Magnus Carlson as an athlete
I don't think chess is a sport. I don't think games are a sport. They're just games
Like he's the best chess player in the world. You're fakers the greatest league player in the world
He's a professional gamer. He's a professional league player. I don't care. Oh, baby. Yep
I don't like the way that it's like because like an eight like a like a 60 year old man is like going to try to
He's gonna hate on it because it's trying to be a sport which is like I don't even really think it is
I hate the term eSports. I'm the biggest eSports hater
Yeah, just call it pro gaming yes, I agree pro gaming perfect like MLG like major league gaming
That was cool. Like I'm a professional gamer like that's cool. Yeah, just like what the fuck
Yeah, well, I mean like I got those people talk about like they argue about the definition of a sport
But I googled the definition of a sport. What is a sport?
Here it is an activity involving physical
Exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another for entertainment
So the second part is right you compete against others for entertainment
But the first part that involves physical exertion
I just don't think so right like I don't think like poker and and chess and league of legends really like you can make an
Argument a little bit, but like mostly not really. I don't think it really fits
Okay, wait hold on now we're talking it's the same people saying like baseball's a sport. Oh my god, no one says no one says that though
I
Why are you I'm still it's still it's the hell and busio
That's me
I'm not afraid to say it oh my god dude quit had such a bad mental block against Jojo
Yeah, but it was created by you. You did this. I know it was my fault. It was all my fault.
After the first game where he lost, you're like, damn, dude, I didn't realize NA was so much better than Korea.
Yeah, but why are we important when NA's got this kind of talent?
And then he got like super nervous got solo killed and it's just like like it's tough, you know
Like and you find the fuck out of it anymore
Thank God he doesn't buy the wrong items anymore
Just like really nervous because it was his first time playing on stage wait a second
He just bought a wrong item double it. He did again. Oh wait wait, you're right. You're right. He did do that again, but whatever
He didn't make it a habit until now
I don't have it just routinely buying their arm. Dude, Faker did that. He bought a cloth armor
And the Ori is your matchup. He had like Doran's ring cloth armor
It's because the minions do a lot of damage
Someone says what's the difference between max first stoppin and doublet they both sit in their chairs and move their arms. Holy shit. You're right
He's right
Get me a NASCAR ASAP or whatever the fuck it is formula one
It's fucking based
One of them is through the fucking computer screen and that I once in my tortillas soup is
What didn't you tell me one of them involves like a physical objects
moving at high speeds and one of them is me clicking my mouse well basically the
same it's legit go to he's fucking right
guys guys guys everyone go to this really fast click test everyone go to
Everyone go to this and then tell me what you get on flicks per second
Click test
Fuck I got 69 69 bad. Is that good or bad? I got 69
You at 69 place per second. What's the fuck go where you?
CPS I have a taco in my hands
Is it the what wait five second test or what?
I don't know. I just did the yeah five seconds. Is it a local place? I think so.
I got 69.
My hands cramping. I got 9.4. You got 69 as well, Medeus. Let's go. Wait, everyone got 69? Yeah.
you can cheat it by using two fingers okay guys don't don't all right that's
like let's playing paintball it's going on to a scale it's like you step onto a
scale and you like take one foot off like dude I actually weigh a hundred
pounds my BMI is insanely good it's like standing on your toes on the scale
or like sucking in your gut while you're saying you're good on the scale
Yeah, so you can go on that scale. Oh shit. Yeah, I think that would do something
11.6 is pretty good. Oh shit, I guess fast
Okay, let's check my reaction time today, let's check my reaction time today. Maybe maybe maybe I'm I'm I'm I'm losing it
I'm guessing 225 225
You couldn't have completed that fast. What do you mean? What are you screaming about?
Okay, let's see. Let's see if I can do it again.
Man, I just had 50 odds on my head.
Fuck.
That's not too bad.
It's not too bad.
It's not too bad.
It's not too bad.
I wanted the odds on my head.
I wanted the odds on my head.
I got one I got 264 take me all back bro
Yo, we're gonna take you we're gonna take you to a farm upstate bro
It's because your monitor sucks your monitor is so bad. It's reducing your reaction time wait really no shot
Yep
You have an extremely expensive gaming monitor, no cap.
How much?
Uh, let's see, Zowie, uh, XL25, okay, it's $600.
That's not the bad.
What are the specs?
Really?
I think that's, I think that's extremely expensive.
I've paid for more.
I've paid for more.
Wow, really?
I would never pay for more than that. I got it. Wait, how much do you pay for your monitor?
Me or him? I
didn't pay for it
Okay, I got it
Where I would never pay six hundred dollars from monitor. What's the specs on your monitor?
Let's take a look here
It's it's a 400 it's 400 Hertz
And it's 24.5 inch gaming monitor, so it's like normal sized, but it is it is so nice
It is so nice.
Is it 1440p?
Right?
Uh, how do you tell?
I mean, the resolution?
I don't fucking know.
Probably, I mean, the display.
It's a $600 monitor, it's not 1440p.
I don't know what to say.
I mean, you got 400 hertz, you might be paying a lot for that.
You guys think it's OLED?
Is it OLED?
No, I don't think it is.
What?
No way.
What is OLED?
Oled's like the picture quality, it's a pretty big jump up from none Oled
Ips is the one down from that
There's no way you're on TN, what the fuck is TN?
TN excels in high speed competitive gaming with very fast controller and budget friendly
while Oled delivers superior image quality, infinite contrast, perfect blacks and wide uningles
but though there's no way and risk of burning there's no way you're on TN you're actually on TN
What the fuck is TN it looks it looks good to me brother. No, no, no, I'm screaming
I'm screaming you're looking at a fucking turd. What do you mean? I'm looking at some good shit
Well, you thought everything's great on this monitor. What's because you don't know what it looks like side by side comparisons of OLED to none
It's it's really fucking get an OLED and you'll never go back. Okay guys. I stop I'm not trolling
I'm not trolling all that is really infinitely better. I upgraded monitors recently and it is very noticeable. I
Have no need you need 1440p. You need OLED and you need at least 240 Hertz boom giga monitor
Okay, well my chat says it's
it's literally the same it's not they're trolling yeah no no my chance I'm
running a poll right now and they're yeah my chance actually no you're not you
just made that up you made that up yeah I'm actually right your chance not even
saying that no I'm I I'm literally running the poll say say on skibbity
right now on skibbity on skibbity on skibbity okay your chance fucking stupid
listen to me buddy okay what would you know legit though like you are you
spend 16 hours a day at your computer and you never leave your house yes that's
me oh okay well maybe you would know something then legit though like I'm
going to trust when it comes to how to use the air fryer or like picture quality
on their monitor it's sneaky for sure mm-hmm it's that snake is two areas of
specialty yeah he pops chicken in the air fryer that's what I know about him and
thing is he does not leave his house no it's way better look at the goal
differences where there's like 50 words pinged five here 10 here 15 here that's
weird conspiracy yeah actually 76% of people said yes and 17% said I don't
know so I think what was the question am I getting am I getting you thought I
Am I getting V-Botted? I, I, only 200 people participated in this poll.
Dude, no one participates in polls in chat.
If you're not gonna participate, then you're gonna have to leave the class, okay?
Get the fuck out.
Dead internet theory is real, boys.
You, you gotta get the premium V-Bots.
Oh shit, okay.
Yeah, the ones that type W and shit.
One of the chain poles.
Little, in fact, not a single human has ever typed W.
Really?
Only bots?
That's crazy.
You need just minus one.
Dude, you literally just baited my entire chat to type W.
I hope you're happy with that one.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I knew you were botting, it's kind of obvious.
I knew it was obvious when Doublelift Unprompted started bringing up all these supposed people
who've you bought in the lead category.
I was like, where did that come from?
Oh yeah, that was a projection right there.
Whoever smelt it, I liked that.
Yeah, what would Doublelift know about viewership in real?
No.
No, it's all fake.
Guys, we have to go watch Reel's Blue Water stream sometimes.
He plays, so his stream, right?
It's like pretending to be live,
and it's like a version of League that does not exist anymore.
Like there's like mythic items,
and fucking like the map hasn't changed yet.
And he has 5,000 viewers,
and it's just so, I've never seen this guy before.
Dude, it's so crazy.
When does he stream?
Is it like later?
Or like now?
Dude, I don't even know.
Usually it overlaps with me.
It's like around dinnertime, like 7 or 8 PM PSD.
I think he had a flash.
Is he English?
Stream together with him.
Yeah, it's English.
Yeah, I was going to duo, actually.
I mean, how is that any worse than a Triple Lift channel?
You're also not streaming live games.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, actually, you're right.
Wait, do you admit the guidance on Triple Lift?
No, guys, except Triple Lift says rerun channel.
Move to the goalpost.
That's a logical fallacy
Why does it do have 27 CS and not 28 is he stupid do you want me to link you a good monitor later?
Double sure you know I should I'm not gonna spend hundreds of dollars on a monitor when I have no no
You don't you don't have a perfectly good one though. No it doesn't monitor salesman
Remember when you just had like 10 monitors?
Dude, wait, why'd you have 10 monitors behind you? Hold up.
And they're all dog shit?
Well, not a lot of them.
They're all old pieces of shit.
Dude, Lena will not get rid of these old ass monitors that are so bad and just like so...
Including the one on your fucking screen right now.
You know when the cords are like super fucking old and jank looking
and they're like not compatible with like modern power cables and shit?
The VGA. Yeah, it's VGA. VGA cables.
Oh my god. It's so bad. Yes, exactly. It's so bad.
In black and white, bro?
Yeah, they don't even have fucking color. I swear to god.
There's no neck. The monitor is not adjustable. It's just sits there.
And then you can only tilt it a little bit, but there's no neck. It's so bad.
I'll be like, wait a minute, back to her, she's like, wait, I'm gonna use them, wait, I'm gonna use them, like, how? How are you gonna use them?
Wow, Fudge is getting legit dicked.
Is that good? Is that just how the matchup goes?
Fudge getting dicked?
I think he went early.
I don't know, I feel like Nar hits the steel cap's straight point, and then you just, I don't know, you just auto people.
Yes, sure.
Oh my god, they're sitting in Xenia the fucking heel.
Report, actually report seos.
Like actually somebody use your report seos.
I mean, Veeba's not having the best games.
Give him a fucking heel, brother.
Sure, I dig it.
Well, the bad thing is never seen Morgan have a good game.
Oh shit, we got to make a game, but Chad, I've been eating.
Wow, he's up 13 CS against against Mr.
Two face. Congratulations.
Let's see how it goes. Let's see how the game goes.
I need to call him that, bro.
The fucking Mr. Two Face.
The Harvey Dent.
What?
Bro, he disrespected you.
I ride or die with the boys.
Damn, that's crazy loyalty.
Really taking a friend to all as a friend and on to a whole other level.
You're a real one, bro.
Hey, if Fudge wants to apologize for...
Formally.
Yeah, like write a written apology and send it through the post.
That will be acceptable.
His family seal on it.
I mean, his defense team, I did not know you were like a sensitive little pussy when he did that.
He probably wouldn't have had it.
Oh my god.
I'm sure he would not have done that if he knew you were so sensitive.
Do you realize he did the modern equivalent of throwing down the gauntlet in the 1700s, right?
Throwing his glove at you.
Yeah.
1v1 me, bitch.
wait what's the fucking term from Shakespeare like I flip my thumb at you
I flick my thumb at you I flick my thumb at me no not at you but I flick my thumb
oh bite my thumb bite my thumb what is that from
some shakers what does that even fucking mean to bite your thumb is that a
thing like it in the UK where they eat beans and toast like if you bite your
thumb at somebody it's it's like a insult I think in the year 1500 or whatever
and then something it's from Romeo and Juliet okay it's like flipping someone
off I didn't shake her makeup like hell of shit that he wrote I just he made up
so much shit bro he made up tons of words and whatever like that's like
I like legit
And you're telling me a monkey
Turn my play extra pretentious just start making up words and shit
Make people feel dumb if they don't understand it even though I'm making it up
God damn
I
I
I made up words to
Like crust I started that
No, you did not start crust. Oh, you made the word crust.
I knew someone was going to doubt me.
Wow, I knew it was going to.
No, actually, you know, you're the only person that that calls it crust.
I started crust.
I heard it from double at first. I'll just say that much.
I started crust when it was on PBE. Like when I played my first game on PBE.
Let's get you to battle, man.
man. Did that even happen? Can anyone confirm? Check replay. Check replay. Actually, check
replay. Yo, bro. What was I going to say? Oh, I learned something really interesting
from a burnt peanut clip a couple days ago. Do you guys know the term like, don't lift,
don't look a gift for us in the mouth and like, I heard it. Yeah. I've heard this one.
Yeah. We've, we've literally talked about the phrase before. We have. Okay, but imagine
we didn't go on double lift. Okay, well, and then you said why are there so many
idioms with horses in it? Oh, you're right. Well, I didn't name one other one. So, so I
guess what it means is a horse, you can tell their age by looking at how long
their teeth are, or like how big their teeth are, the bigger the teeth, the older
the horse. So when somebody gifts you a horse, it's really be able to look at it
in the mouth and basically check like how old is this horse, like check out like
How nice is this gift that I'm getting? You should just accept the horse and go off with it without like, inspecting it first, so that's why.
Oh? Oh? What? Are we going to dash bro?
He's dead. Oh.
No, he's fucked.
I'm not making the jump. I mean, I mean, I mean, maybe Bertina made that up, but that's what I heard.
What's his dash on CD? What's going on there?
I mean, he did dodge the Nocturne Q. Maybe he thought if he timed it last second he could get out. I don't know.
Wait, Quinn is kind of gapping. Holy fuck, he's up like 20 CS as well.
I took a point out, I was the first Zinni Gatter while you guys were still, like, had his entire nut stack in your mouth last week.
Jesus Christ.
Yep.
I never had his nuts on my mouth.
I don't know, there's some mods saying otherwise.
What god you have to post it last week LCS game
Post it then I didn't say anything positive. I'd say double was the first Glaser
I'll do it wait a whoop and Zinni
Zinni mm-hmm
Yeah, I like a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. I bought into the reddit hype and then I started using my eyes
Real eyes realize realize he's been fucking dead man. He just dies
Yeah
Once in a while he does something cool though like once in a while
He's at least trying he's trying stuff
Ever heard a southern saying the devil is beating his wife. No, I have not and what the fuck does that mean?
What the fuck?
What are you saying, brother? You need to explain that one.
It's like a really subtle idiom about like you're not supposed to beat your wife.
That's... what?
I mean...
Dude, is this guy dead again? He's getting farmed.
He looks dead.
He's dead as fuck.
It's when it's raining when sunny. What?
I'm just soaking. What the fuck are you guys saying?
Oh, like you'd say that. I see.
I see, Sunshara.
This is Ori versus Eir that happens in scrims.
Wow, nice Bard stun.
He still had Orialt?
What's even going on?
How is this possible?
He just kills B-Boy like that.
Wait, how did they kill Eir without Ori even ulting?
He got Bard ulted.
How?
I think he just got slowed by Ori.
He's flexing tier two top.
Fudges 94 CS?
Morgan took 50 CS?
Morgan is actually having a good game.
Jesus.
What the hell?
I don't know. The Solaners are getting farmed.
Did he type LL? Well, he got Gov at tier 2? No, that must have been...
Yeah. He did.
Really? Run after him?
He's like, lol, that's not worth, because your gnar is getting completely fucked out of the game.
And we cleaned up on our side too.
Organs, conquerans. I feel like, don't people usually go PTA or Nectan into range?
I think PTA sucks on Nectan.
I think pro, they almost always go conquer.
This top gap is not normal. Holy fuck, 50 CS at 13 minutes.
This is a counter matchup too for NAR.
Yep.
Counter picking and then getting completely dunked on 1v1.
Not a good look.
Oh, I think Core's dead.
Oh! What the fuck?!
Same
Four-man Oriole
15 this shit. Yeah, legit pack it up Jesus Christ. I think it should legit ff out of respect
Oh my god
Fucking pack it up
Dude, what even happened that all four of them ended up on the Bartle. He only Bartle to two guys dude. I don't know
That was nuts
That was de-ske-us.
It looks like you look at five people because of the gucon clone.
Yeah. Yeah. Actually.
I shuddered. I quittered a little bit when I saw that play.
Seven-one. Seven-one.
Is this TL in Scrims?
Oh my god, Orianna built an edge eye dude.
That's a strong point in history. They're up there. They're up there right now
You just one shot to squishy with his combo right now doesn't he crumple he's just dead
Let him stack
That's what you get fudge that's what you get when you swing at the grades you best not miss
This is gonna be a tough watch this completely unminivous
I
Talk about get the popcorn out bro get the hot cheetos out
He's so desk first two games
Did Zini is actually so behind holy moly what the hell it like he doesn't look that week right there when he's hitting your neck
Then but like he's actually level 11 and Morgan's almost level 13
I
Thought I caught here the fire already can carry a thousand fudge and then why did you know what that holy moly oh
Oriole
God damn they're gone from so far. Yeah, it was a beautiful. It was a beautiful Oriolty. Oh
Oh my god, Sean what a real lck guy, Craig as in you, which I've never seen like this
before.
I think they legit moved his family out though, oh wait actually I don't know, actually I
don't know.
Yeah I made it up but it could be right.
I don't even know why.
I completely made that up, I don't even know why that came out of my mouth, I don't know
if it's here though.
It's it's the us bullshitting all the time, but it's like starting to infect you. Well
You had the confidence like if you didn't track it like
You had it dude. It's early. It's Sunday. It's not even this information Monday yet
We're just saying stuff like that
Yeah, this game is looking pretty fried quit has a 14 stack manager eyes
That's how you know it's over when someone starts stunting on you with the medgis
Bro thinks he's night
I'm kind of
cautious about it or a nocturne is going to become like a power pick in pro play
Like how boring that will be because the the combo does not take any skill to play at all
so
It's just a million guaranteed malphite ults of doom
Don't it take skill but not or re-knocked it okay
Wait what takes skill
so no so no I didn't say so to take skill oh hard old pearly missed
good god essence I actually good if it sounds I think young tall is just so
insane on these cast or 80 carries like Zion and silver yeah I mean like yeah
She doesn't like the Sheen.
The Sheen doesn't like her.
The Sheen doesn't like any sense on these champs.
It's just, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, and Sivir is true.
She only likes the mana, kinda.
It's like so paradoxical.
Yontal helps those champs wait clear so much more
than Essence Reaver.
Even though Essence Reaver is like nicer
for keeping your mana full.
But like, the Yontal attack speed
just lets you clear the wave in literally like
one millisecond.
with Reaver, it's kind of awkward.
Yeah.
So yeah.
I think Yon might actually just
like him and style on them though.
He's so strong right now.
I think rework is here.
Rework is here.
Rework, a fucking ory nocturne then too.
No, I'm just thinking it's like.
Wait Morgan, are you just finished fucking presence
pro play pretty much forever. And I feel like people will look at super boring games because
he can have those like crazy shuffle moments.
Yeah, I agree with you. I think it's really, once we've seen what's possible, like everyone
is kind of doing the same plays with Azir. They're like, he's going on the enemy mage
and like that conquer people like I sometimes conquer normal yes conquer
normal okay thanks I did not say LR is lucky in dog shit I did not say those
words it got popularized last week last year it's like the go-to now on Zaya
he's making shut up your ratios and her conqueror stackings like really good you
choose the E so every time you every time you hit someone in lane with your
passive it gives you two stacks for some reason because it counts as a spell so
you'll just like randomly get like one LRs winning and then if you you know if
you pair that with like your Q you can start like stacking your conqueror in
the lane I haven't really even watched their games live except for today where
I slightly watch it but it's cooler winning it's kind of hard to get lethal
off honestly you're it's like very rare you're gonna get six auto attacks off on
one on like the same guys. I like the boss. I like the boss. Oh, that hurts.
Well, Tiel is like so suffocating when they're ahead. Look at how they play and
like they're just like in the jungle and they're just not letting Shopify have
any space at all. Really? Alright, let's contest to chop side Ori balls.
Wait, wait, wait, you always, or he might die here?
Ooh, Self-Zonia.
Oh.
Oh, he may fail the reaction time test there a little bit.
Doesn't matter at all.
Contract.
Wait, Contract is on the Godflink, he's on the Godflink.
Yeah, he's gonna do something here for sure.
I think Contract is definitely does something good here.
He was crazy, monkey style, oh.
Oh, shit.
Geez.
Oh, shit, that's 25-second magic eyes.
Oh.
Dude, I put Shopify top 3 on my power rankings.
Really?
Yeah, I'm like, they were decent last split, kept most of the same roster, just kneel.
Nice try, man.
I would have stolen NT though.
I think if you were going to assume the mid lane, it would be a big upgrade.
the 1200 what was it what I was 1200 not even like a long time it was 1k but
before that I would it's scaled with your level like each level went up a bit
all right right it was a right it's scaled up to 1k at max max level right
Yeah, that was okay. Yeah, and then once it's 1200 now it's 1400
really
Really?
I
Feel like it was 900 at one point. Yeah, my chat saying 900 a long time ago. I
Never really I'd still remember they changed the game so often
It's all you remember how things used to be yeah
it's better to just forget that shit and just know how it is now smite inflation also like
there's so much bullshit with smites with certain champs like kiana and like pantheon oh my god
wow storm surge 25 stack magi that's some burst
dude this is like when you're smurfing man and you just walk in oriana and
and playing in a full pen lobby at your friend.
Uh, keep on playing ego in their face the entire game.
Okay.
Oh shit, they're going in.
No damage.
No damage.
Okay.
Oh.
That was a fucking smackdown.
Wow, they ended this past.
Yeah.
Yup.
I like how I got humiliated.
Holy moly.
I mean, like Xenia definitely could not.
Hold up.
Pause champ.
They actually can't end?
Really?
Again?
I can't see the timer.
I don't know.
They can just hit the Nexus.
Ignore the Azir to it.
Can't they just do the Nocturne oric combo again?
Oric.
She has to be alive for that.
Jed?
Oh shit.
Oh, they're just going for it.
Oh my god.
Y'all must get mad at that.
I know I'm there dead
Don't end don't end kill them kill them kill them fucking brutal is your game man brutal
Jebus
the
do we look in kind of
crazy
bro this is what you expect when you like ory vs ear you're like yeah just kind of fucking
playing his face and shit on him and usually it doesn't end up working but this game it
definitely ended up working
Dude, Wukong has not looked good the entire two weeks of LCS.
I don't believe in this champ.
Really?
There's never been like a...
Why do they keep pairing Wukong with Azir?
It's empty synergy.
Wukong wants to dive and Azir wants to like play slow and kite back and hit front to back.
Just put the Malachi in the bag.
You got to play Wukong like a fully explosive team comp.
It may be time to queue up, Viva Argentina, Viva Argentina good serves, GG's guys see
See you next week.
Bye.
I got some fucking trash.
This doesn't fucking fit.
50 50
The direction of this trash.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, what's up?
Turned to the drop of the 1-1 matchups, probably.
Wait, let me think.
There's only two teams that went 2-0.
Right?
I know they're only two teams, they're in 2-0, so that matchup's determined.
Yeah and then there's 1-1s, okay.
begging, crying, shitting, and screaming for some deadlock. What the fuck?
8 hours of league before that?
Fuck oh shit, man
We prove it
Shitting, crying, begging, and screaming for some high guard.
Alright, let's game.
Let's fucking game.
Is that a 5v5 mode going away tomorrow?
Meevil, thanks for gifting.
Might put bongo into coma by the last hygrion, what do you mean?
That's flying it with bongo.
We had a good time.
We had a good time.
Okay.
Flying, we'll go back.
Like, go ball the bluest of Chinese wins worlds.
No.
No, I wouldn't.
No, I wouldn't go ball to that.
No, I wouldn't, Balb.
I would not bald.
Damn!
I would rage shot in the factory for what the fucking end field
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you guys see the Tekken Season 3 trailer?
not yet, they announced 3 characters, like just the next 3 that are coming, no and we
We don't want to, huh?
What do you mean?
Did they announce the fucking kangaroo with fisticuffs?
I think it doesn't have much of a...
I think it doesn't have much of a physical look of the kangaroo man's.
so Tekken is saved. Is that what this is saying? Back to basics. I mean, I think Tekken's
It's cool regardless.
We need Tepa, true!
Number one
From Japan
What game is that from like how old is that?
Good event show!
The holy stick.
I'm like taking two or three.
Can we X-10 this?
What?
Yeah, it's over, guys.
The show's done.
What the fuck?
I already watched this, by the way.
It was a pre-watch.
That was a pre-watch.
outside. From the USA a cheeseburger
comes in hot. I don't understand this
character is he actually fun or
something the people actually want
this guy is he sick why from Australia question mark question mark question mark
Oh shit it's a kick rude!
It's so fucking dumb.
Does he get the little guy?
He is the little guy, is he?
How does that work?
That's cool.
His name is Junior.
I don't fucking know.
Is that normal?
How the fuck does Bob do?
in seven watches combo videos show up to the TWT finals in play you got to make
it through me. Olsans obviously one of those players that couldn't take it out
of the leaderboard. I'm going to see if Claudio do the work here with Olsans bomb.
I remember once again, this is best of three so the first of two wins in this situation
To see if they're ready to make it to this loser's final and if I will have here we go
Office time. They're facing some early adversity here next vanishing storm here
Just to alleviate some of that pressure, but Olsson is on him like glue
He's already one H feet even combo him yet
This is the tech in everyone once
Olsson scores first blood
I mean look if we look at this right here
Holy shit, he did a roll.
This second, why is a Korean guy playing the fat American?
Swing in
He was a super boxer became super skinny crazy. He was so skinny got knocked out and they became super fed
reason but we're gonna see him try to get him out of that air state office
down here though back is against the wall also I can't capitalize on it back
one walls play and the balcony break should be able to get to this other
wall as well do a combo Bob Starburst that's the blue stuff that I was
referring you're not doing shit office though vanishing storm here trying to
Seize back the momentum of this match. Olsang trying to go to counter hit, Df2, still no dice.
Oh! Here it is! It's a combo!
Excellent opening for Olsang here.
His combos aren't even cool!
Oh my god.
Who's hyping this fat fuck up?
Oh my god!
I mean, he looks whatever, Bob.
We'll see.
Maybe they'll do some cool shit with him.
No gimmick combos.
The coolest thing was the belly bump.
Indeed.
I feel like the kangaroo looks cooler to me.
The first girl could be cool too.
Dude, Goma, you're sitting in front of my fucking chat and I can't read.
No matter where you are on my desk you block shit.
Watching the top level turning and asking for a giga combo, what's this guy even on?
What do you mean?
He got the fucking launcher, you didn't see that?
You think the top level tournament player wouldn't do a giga combo off of Launcher?
Counter hit Launcher?
Do you even Tekken?
Move the client I was looking at that, huh?
What the fuck?
You want to see Ari.
You want to see Ari's toes and tits.
I'm gonna fart!
Lucas uppercut? Is that a bob uppercut?
Bob rage art combo.
That is lame as fuck, I mean the last part was funny.
That dive is funny, I like that.
The rest of it, whatever.
Hey, what uppercut were you even talking about this dude literally launched basically like that
This that uppercut
Yeah, whatever dude.
Yeah, whatever.
almost just laying right here. Do you see him?
Okay now he's eating my hand.
Delicious human flesh.
Where baby going? She on the PC. She laying on the PC.
Sick Bob combo, why do I feel like that's a Rick roll?
I'm clicking, and I'm not watching either.
Oh my god, he actually linked the Bob combo, I'm surprised.
Did I take them outside, my cats, nope.
It's a bread that looks like a cat, how'd you know?
How did you know, huh?
gave it away
i've heard that a lot
catchery
moldable
let me uh... you're feeling quick
make a coffee
One second, cup of coffee.
Wibble.
Sorry about that.
a carrier we on. No we're on 23. Oh shit. Double viewers in chat. Yo what's up double
viewers in chat. He needs a friend after his last game. Oh god. Oh no what happened. Oh
No.
You hate us, don't you?
Dot, dot, dot, dot.
I think I fucking hate you, but I can't turn away
This is Slay the Spire, yeh.
Yeh.
Yeah.
yeah
i will not stop at a planar to planars are fucking disgusting
they deserve the worst
corky for the proof of what that he's asked
prove that he's asked play a game and lose
Dude, this client literally refuses to save my skin.
I'm screaming.
No Zed, no, no, no, no, no!
Deadlock Cure is longer than the average A-Ram game, that's just not true buddy.
What are you saying?
What are you smoking?
Welcome to Summoner's Drift.
by temporary in this game yet
No.
Cock it this!
fuck how they miss it
Explain.
Explain.
Explain.
Explain.
Explain.
Boop
He getting that tear baby
No game audio?
Okay, I'll fix it.
Let me get like a push-in or something.
What?
What?
I got blocked out of my minion man what the fuck
Hello ass fucking a dag rain man Holy
There we go, game audio.
I need recall.
So does whoop an ass.
As she should be.
Ezreal is just completely ignoring her.
Superbuy!
Seeking not 80 on Sona, what do you mean?
Easy peasy.
Right, Sona.
She's just a passive little bitch champ.
everyone suffers and until later.
the
the trend in mere Rome, huh?
Let's get this party started.
Kind of only go in there, unless you want ease.
Go in on board
Yes, it's true.
We hate chat, we.
We, we, we.
Oh, they didn't move.
And then he just whoops his ass anyway.
to the
get this i don't think so oh i got it
I
Wait I'm rich
I'm
Cho-ching
Oh
Why this game's a fucking snuff of them
Take the LP back from this obvious win trade and who is win trading?
Show point to me the win trade.
I
Create yay
God damn Lisa doing some damage
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Honor your jungle and move on, I suppose.
What?
Okay, I just bugged.
What? Okay, it's just bug. You can't have a zero mastery score.
Auto-filled 50-minute loss next.
Dude.
It can't be his first match, he was fucking high at count level, well, it's like 300 or something, 280.
I don't know, dude, I just fucking work here. I don't fucking know.
Dude, it's gonna be sick when I get auto-filled.
And I get multiple games where I get a C on the next batch and I don't get my ages.
So the only auto-fill games where you don't lose LP are the ones where you were the only
lane winning.
This fucking 90% monster is making this shit take forever.
Don't spawn.
Stop alt-tabbing me! I'm fucking autofilled!
I knew it!
We knew it!
Me, Varus.
me veris pick oh my god 44 not out of the second roll
I want to re-explain to you what auto-fil means buddy.
I want to re-explain to you, buddy.
Explain it.
Okay so imagine I'm playing this game and the only role I actually want to play is AD Carry,
yeah?
Anything that's not AD Carry is a fill for me.
the system is not counting it is an auto fill because I have to put a secondary
roll and I put that as mid so if I am not getting AD I am most okay with
getting mid, but I'm so autofilled. I don't want to play mid. You see what I mean? Just
because the system is not technically clarifying it is not a fill.
Does that mean I'm not filled?
Why didn't somebody just ban Rise?
Nooooooooooooooooo!
This figure to the shit post out.
What did I do?
Holy shit it's scorners support.
The runes, where?
Welcome to Summer's Grid.
The runes decide my path.
The cocks decide my path.
Minions have spawned.
I've hunted my things far worse than you.
The dicks decide my balls.
Fuck, how do you have Q range?
one can only hold all this power for so long
I got the push this time.
Can we talk again? Thanks for the reset, 94!
Oh, what's up?
My story? That would take ages to get.
got my one
I care about these mortals that's why I keep it on his life
Maybe I skip boots against Vector specifically, because you can't only dodge this shit anyway.
Just get tanky or some shit
What's on my back, not your concern.
He hit the gigapotion for that.
I can tell you it's on the scroller, but then I got to obliterate you.
Oh my god, is he going to lose?
Okay, he wins.
Almost died for the turret cross respect.
Was it an almost death?
Not really.
The jungler showed up, yeah, I guess.
I'm gonna get that top one.
Bro, what is going on top lane?
20 cs pantheon top level 5 to level 7 level 8 actually
What?
That is not normal.
They want to read my score.
team escort my pantheon back to the lane
require to form in
what oh my god holy fuck balls in crazy style
you want to help get out of the way
Dirk to Essence Reaver.
30 CS to 98 by the gods.
to disaster
He's this guy gonna dive me if I go up there.
and
Just once I'd like a good night's sleep
I'll enchant with everyone.
Ah, Rune Terrence. So endearing.
I remember when I was a partner.
I need the entire crew.
What the fuck is happening here?
What a sex party.
We have quite the game on our hands.
boys
focus going on
You should far
Prop she says I got 35 minutes left in this game right
What the fuck was wrong with my wave?
This is just like the most unplayable game I've ever witnessed.
I
Had some motherfuckers shut down baby
Dude, his Darkseal ass.
I can't buy fucking items.
I got the full buy items, or I lose.
His 80 carry mana fraud, or why is he on Ryze again?
Dude, I'm fucking autofilled.
Who keeps taking my dog shit role?
hands off the sloppy bot lane
chicken shout
80k requests so nice for component maxing, yeah.
She's gonna hit hard and send on how hard
Very likely awarded
I'm not going to die for this.
I
Nice you get that shit
I think she's high as fuck leveled.
They're literally bullying Trin, trying to get Panth back in the game.
What does the chicken ability do for Trin?
your AD and slows you. It used to be that you had to be looking away while he casted
the W to get slowed
but they changed it
I don't think I can walk up
Dude, there's fucking minions blocking my fucking queues.
I would have killed all of them.
I think it was unironically correct there to QW the minions and then EQ the players.
You don't need to be facing away, they changed it.
Re-stop saying wrong things in my favorite Shimmer channel.
Well, the first words I said was it used to be that you had to be facing away.
used to maybe being the key word there
yeah they they literally just changed it this season they made it so that it always slows
A
Velvet W and the Victor W
I want to see what the fuck just happened top lane.
That was absurd.
Okay, zoning yourself off is for sure like the worst decision possible.
Like why are you walking away there, what?
Like just get dove, it's literally better.
The game is better off with you dying than whatever the fuck this is.
If you're 0 and 5, it's unironically way fucking better than whatever the fuck happened here.
Like, this is not how you play the game.
This is like a bronze player fucking first timing league.
Is he play paint?
What the fuck?
That's so weird, man. I don't know.
The Trinch probably pretty fucking cringe top lane.
Like you probably can't contest, especially with Ignite, but I don't know.
Like, literally, with the way the game works right now, you don't actually give away that
much when you die.
So it's legit better to pseudo-run it down while getting creeps.
Like not literally sprinting a chain dying, but like going for the wave, whatever they
dive you okay who cares like dying doesn't matter as long as you're getting
some gold
That's fucking weird.
No, it's not griefing, it'll make a beat.
Okay dude, I just thought that was a good idea.
Okay, dude, I just thought, again, that's actually another good example of why there should be creeps for the laners to kill, like top and bot.
Cause like, let's just say in theory, okay, let's say in theory if he walks up, he's
just dead.
Pantheon.
If he wants XP, he's dead.
There's no way around it he's going to die.
If that's the case, then like literally being anywhere near that lane is just griefing.
In theory, okay.
I don't know if it's necessary to the case here.
So then what else is he going to do?
He either sits under his turret, jacking off, waiting for the wave, or he goes in Rome's
mid and tries to gank.
But let's just say that the gank mid will never work, and you're just going to waste
your time.
What else can you do?
Literally nothing.
There's nothing to do.
And that's why there should be something to do.
Creeps.
Creeps to kill.
Remember the Triscape yesterday where she was geeked behind somehow snubbled the game?
Yeah, the Unar game.
Was that it yesterday?
Yeah, this one.
I was literally considering, while killing the opponent, I got a hundred and fucking
twelve gold or something and I said, wow, it's literally not worth killing the enemy.
I'm going to hit the turret instead, I don't even want to dive.
in the jungle camps at top lane?
Let me show you.
I mean, the better example is literally just Dota with its map.
Let's just show you here.
That can help you visualize.
Okay, so like, you see how there's like, rocks and shit, like this shit, like this is just
useless terrain, right?
There's nothing back here.
I can't fully shake them on the replay, but like you go up behind the turret, like I'm
I'm saying that those should be camps that the laners can fight to at least do something.
Not necessarily that it's efficient to go do, but at least as an option as I'm getting
dick fucked.
I can't do anything.
There's literally nothing I can do.
I'm gonna go do something else instead of literally standing under my turret being bored as fuck.
That that happens bot lane when they're like cringe freezing and I know their junglers
Sitting in the bush stroking his fucking chicken waiting for me
I'm literally just sitting back. I'm like, I know you're there. What am I gonna do?
And then I have to walk up because there's nothing else I can do
So there should be an option to go do something else and I don't care if they go kill you on the camps like
Or they go take your camps like
But it creates a lot more interesting decisions than if there is nothing.
I see the vision.
Yeah, I mean, I was saying it before Dota added it,
and then Dota added it, and I'm like, holy shit.
They listened to me.
I mean, obviously, it's a joke.
They didn't listen to me, but.
Well, it's for sure the correct direction for the game.
You know, like the specific balancing of how much this camps would be worth would be, you know, something to test.
Because you don't want it to be full degenerate where it's like...
So the strategy would be like clear the lane, go kill the camp, clear the lane, go backwards, go clear the camp, clear the lane, go backwards, go clear the camp.
Like you want people to be aggressive.
Sloody pie?
You'll be aggressive for what, and you can just go do camps if you zone her, even like
if this system existed?
I mean...
Realistically, who's having fun when you're playing as owner, or whatever the fuck you're
describing?
I don't know what I mean, I'm rage-baiting, okay.
I think being locked into a cancerous lane phase is probably one of the worst experiences
possible.
Oh, I maybe got triumphed, maybe.
I don't know why you're trying to be argumentative with me, Akinam.
You're basically just saying, no I don't like that.
No, no, that's shit.
I can barely bring up any interesting points.
Because I'm open to conversation about it.
Yeah, exactly. You get less gold for doing the camp than you do doing the wave.
And that makes it interesting as a decision
Cuz like if you can get the wave you should get the wave it's gonna be worth way more
But if you physically can't touch the wave
Then it's the best option
It's not like it'll also remove ganking too, because like if you're a strong ganker and
the enemy's killable, you can always do that.
And that'll go better for you anyway.
Yeah, I mean the exact numbers are
Don't mess with me!
Ready?
Aim!
Not bad to win!
Ugh, I'm pissed!
Why am I not surprised?
to celebrate the occasion.
My Harrison only used my W as a block on Niko E.
How is that a fucking illusion?
of
the
one of
the
one
Why am I not surprised?
Yeah, that'd be good for low gold, low exp.
Because my goal with the change would literally just exclusively be to have an option of doing
something in horrible fucking lane situations or matchups where you can't
gank like what am I gonna do running mid is Samir all lanes are just top no
top and bot at the minimum. There's not really room for it in like mid lane. They
have to change the map a lot.
my folks keep telling me to settle down
not my stuff
that was about at 6 the fuck
you can go in at 6
I didn't block the W, or the E, GG.
I think the clone isn't technically active, for a little bit.
Like when you press W, you can't instantly block shit.
That's gonna flash in, if it's uplanded.
Now let's see this, I'm holding a cannon.
literally freeze
of
Yeah, I don't know why Niko was sitting there, I mean like there must have been a ward here,
I've been just watching me.
Haven't watched you in forever, you're almost 40 now, right?
What?
I'm 31
Dude
Other times
I see you voted my question last time you fucked any hot dudes
What's up
life's simple take the shot or lose the chance
The Empire value strength, I value style. We're good partners.
I will not speak on Niko, I will not speak and remain silent.
She might too!
of
the ship
God, that range is bullshit.
Man, I think Gwyn W'd be back up.
I still live at the C9 house.
You're talking...
seven years ago.
Not even.
Eight years ago. Yeah, man, I'm still there
Yep, you're right. I'm there
I have been slain.
People always ask about my weapons.
Right and left and forth.
Back and forth.
I have been slain.
My friends have to be slain.
I am the beauty and the beast.
whoop
Shit
In every girl there is a queen
I don't know if I can TP out, that's funny.
Actually good.
Donating, Danika.
Actualizer TF!
No way! What are you doing?
I think I'd go QSS into this, I think we're rich enough.
I can't exactly outmanabell the...
...un-CC'd.
Oh!
Yeah, they could do ladomies into, you know, shield bow or whatever.
Into BT, into Merc.
I guess I'm gonna go and bot.
Show him bot melee.
Don't think up
Why does it say blocking make roll ads in the middle of my screen I see you're fucking add-on buddy, I don't know
Why'd that be me?
So I want to cleanse TF, gold card, I mean ideally I block it, but I block that, more
or cleanse it. Niko E.
I'm containing the beast a bit, not instantly going on the CC, I would have fucked him up
but I'm pretty sure the whole team is in that bush
I
Must have fun
bought murch reds.
I don't know, I can't tell, like, do I have any patience?
Like I should have, like I, going in there was correct, that's what it felt like.
and somehow didn't work
Maybe I can go in if it's Belveth getting CC'd.
Or Taliyah.
Should have went on Kate. I don't think I even saw Kate in the mix. I feel like I should
relook at that fight because it was really fucking hard to see. I think I got CC'd on
my way in, and I had to cleanse it.
Fucking ult out, what?
for sure Dolvet and TF stunned and W'd
double W, W, W
I care most about my war back or my family or the church depending on my family.
Do I blurbs up again?
I can put it in the exact same spot
so fucking fast oh my god
god
We just flash engaged on my literal recall.
Okay.
What?
wait
I can't I've played with somebody no well played well played team
Wouldn't the support be able to solo the camp and call the AD in at the last second?
I mean, yeah, sure, but that would be the biggest waste of fucking time.
And the AD could easily die in the 1v2 if your support is jacking off on the camp
That's what I'm saying like it creates like maybe someone will try that
You'll be so greedy is for the yo go go start the camp for me, buddy
And then fucking he goes your supports now gone. It's like he roamed mid
Then he died you like oh fuck me
Ah shit
Probably both supports at least the camps
No.
No.
I mean, like, the strategy for what's gonna happen is up for debate, obviously.
Like, I don't think that would be the optimal strategy, personally.
Like, yeah, you could do that, but like, that might happen.
I don't think that would be the worst case scenario where every game, both supports aren't even
laning and they're just leashing the fucking camps, putting them to one, but in the AD come
last hit.
The 80s will be one of the supports fight the camps.
I don't think that would be the gameplay pattern.
a channel that only the carried i don't think you need to babysit it
uh... sometimes i don't think it's an issue
super fine
michael back
the need let x p share she wouldn't have any
because we don't count on many waves like it already does
now maybe
don't like clicking a fucking
shrine
to channel
to give you gold in xp
at a dog shit rate
now that'd be so fucking boring
how many days do i eat pizza daily?
every time i go to the bathroom i'm actually consuming a
extra-large frozen pizza.
I just died while scratching my head and looking at chat.
Dude, I'm almost strong enough to do profound.
I can't see.
I'm dead.
Auto-filled support!
No!
How'd they do Tier VIII Traveler?
I currently have 24 billion damage per second or something
That number means nothing
My 30 build damage for a second there.
I have more, even.
24 build damage, I'm going to chase people off, I don't know.
I can fight the traveler.
I got some tokens.
Can we go Ash Zyra?
So my survival, 70k.
On paper, I have 11k energy shield.
I'm not crazy tanky though, yeah.
I mean, I don't really know how to get that much tank here.
I made two priceless weapons.
I just finished them.
I think I need to get some better fucking divinity slates.
my erosion resistance looking good dude I don't know every guide I've looked at has had a
erosion resist literally at 0% like it's apparently irrelevant for a while I don't know this is
my first time getting into endgame.
I also don't quite understand this fervor shit.
but i do but i don't
well okay like
my understanding fervor is
something that gives you crit rating
But then like there's a shitload of stuff to
Give you like more crit damage and stuff based on your fervor and there's like this ghost slaughter gloves that do some other shit with fervor
but then like the divinity slates I'm seeing that people are using or like
I'm giving fervor, increased fervor efficiency or something.
Am I like, I don't know, I have high as fuck crit rate.
My fucking plants a spawn on them
Just sort of see where my plants are
The enemy has been slain.
The ally has been slain.
None of this will matter here.
Wait what the fuck did I just see?
I'm actually spinning.
I think I'm in
The fuck
is asking is this blood moon
I'm fucking gamers in here oh my plant my plant
what what how is he not dead
I think I'm gonna use the cross.
What the fuck is this creep?
Oh
Come on
Yeah, it was insane.
That's the conclusion, it's true.
I should have bought sweeper.
Be careful.
A promising fight.
Well, these shitties going in.
Doing more spins on it.
What the fuck is this cannon
We're going to wait till cracking
I should have eaten fast serves.
What lurks beneath you?
Such a fizzy world.
Yeah, Kraken, good recall.
There we go.
How the fuck is there a big player here?
No!
He's just insane.
can you do?
Free pink wards, ooooh.
Stupidator, thanks to the gifty.
The fuck?
What was that? What?
I walked over a paint bush and got instantly Sona ulted.
this fucking grump
Oh
Dude if that was the the skies to send I just died there
Oh
I
WERE FUCKING DEAD
every single war I just placed got cleared
watch
instead of first
instead of first
I got a B. B for based.
I'm surprised this guy plays jungle.
I believe he has a report on his account currently and he cannot type, therefore he's spam ping
the entire game.
Quit the game buddy, quit the game.
It's not for you.
League of Legends is not for you.
find something more your level? Let me see actually. Because dude he started the pings
When we like, when I flashed on Ezreal, he flashed out, and then there's that 3v3.
He pinged like we saw them or something, because I didn't see them.
this must have happened
Yeah, we saw literally nothing.
I should crazy he couldn't kill, he could run this along, I'm best with him.
seconds from here. I guess you can't kill. Should I ask you for AD, I'm still learning?
I mean I can't, like you can't see names in select so it's weird to ask. I'm not gonna
I sit there and post my fucking stream in every lobby.
He fucked up trying to get some?
I didn't see.
I'm watching, son of...
Well, you kinda got her, but...
Oh, no, he fucked his W here.
Yeah, he should have got her cleaner, yeah, yeah, he doesn't know what he's doing.
He definitely should have gone for Ez as in the flash.
Fault is always no. I was analyzing because the guy is spam pinged me for the next
literal 20 minutes
The game timer is six minutes and he starts spam pinging me and Gwen and
Sona for the next 20 minutes
off of this alone
That's why I'm looking at the play pussy not jungle fault
Just a fucking freak in the jungle who has been reported so much that he can't even fucking type back.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I mean, my issue is specifically with people, like, I don't even know, like, attaching onto
things that have already happened in the game and acting like they just ruined everything
and there's no way to play the game from this point.
And then just sitting there and flaming someone for the rest of the game over that singular
mistake.
Like, this game is full of mistakes all the fucking time.
Like they're gonna be made constantly.
The enemy's gonna make constant mistakes.
Nobody's the perfect player, unless you're a fucking scriptor.
So then you're just gonna have to play around the enemy making a mistake and you'll fuck
them up for it and you'll need to flame and try and bring everyone down around you until
they make the mistake.
Where does this fucking like start of this fight?
which is so weird
one is the fucking cleanse game do you just
That's a
pre-patch content from wow what do you mean content there ain't no fucking
content no
What an honor it is to live for me to Summoner's Death at the first plan.
Minions have spawned.
A fate that I have not earned is one I cannot accept.
Are you better throwing your circle?
What the W?
I mean, it's kind of on the enemy to dodge it well.
We're gonna start Jaina.
Huh.
I'm not even sure.
Got a good trade out of it.
Not dog shit, but...
I wanted to go W second, but...
I instinctively tried to go for the auto there.
Fuck.
How is my Jaina dead?
What?
We're gonna walk up to the wave with the sternum
We're pushing!
It's been 11 years!
Let's freaking go!
Oh god, his passive is available!
physical down here the cultivation of war
Nice, Nato.
best measured between meals.
It seems my time in exile was my only reprieve from the last game I did see a bit of it.
I did not see it, holy fuck dude, no attacks with any heart, it feels horrible.
while
At least this is a comparatively peaceful time
When the eye is blinded and the heart falters, the fish is out of sight.
what I just got bumped by the dead body
That's why the jungler was probably here.
Oh my, oh my god.
Okay, you're actually giffy.
Magnobie? Welcome back! Play more Blue Man. Who the fuck is Blue Man?
Rise! You want Rise? I was trying to think of an AD who's Blue Man. Literally, Aphelios came to mind.
if I can I should recall here, but probably can't, actually I could have, I actually do
You want to risk it there though.
Nooo!
Shit.
I'm really subtle, oops.
Oh
I definitely can't dragon.
I swear she literally just flashed in.
Oh no, it's Unk.
I should have fucking checked dude.
I look like she was gonna get baited and we're gonna shit on her or something I mean okay
he just auto-packed the balling
The moon plays tricks on my eyes.
The system has destroyed the turret.
Your team has destroyed the turret.
The presentation of power that's below the walls has destroyed the turret.
The freedom is growing, growing, but please,
we never will take it for granted.
None at all!
The number!
Where are you in the Epstein files, I'd sneaky.
Huh?
I think the only people in the F-Zen files might be triple my age.
and
Defensive Ward
and
yeah I'm gonna be honest I don't know what the fuck they were doing there
the greatest game the fantastic
I'm rich!
He said yellow sucks and they're only winning because they're in a dog shit region
Me? I... I said I'll dead.
Oh god damn, what'd they do?
I'm not interrupting my really fucking dead office, bro
Oh my fucking cancer.
Get his ass!
Get his ass!
Gold, guard, gold!
Hold out.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, what did you just say?
Dude, I got peeled.
Well, but I still fucking died
I'm going to use my ult.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Well, I feel like midlaners are literally never there to pick up blue, I just don't care.
It's useless.
I guess I took it pretty quick, I guess, there.
Okay.
Dude, Jenna's keeping me alive so hard.
Just pushes all shield all on back to fucking pull.
Man, I need like...
Let's poop gold.
I remember when Sneaky hated all Jhinus.
I mean, it definitely feels different right now. Like, she feels like she actually peels.
Oh
Real has flash
She wants to go.
I got nothing I could buy.
The temptation of power, the power of all.
There's five men camped on the left there, what the fuck?
69 gold. Holy fuck, I got a P. You know how a torture looks like Sydney's
Sweet me.
That the girl with the ice cream?
Kills? I don't know.
I won't be getting any of those.
Kills for chumps.
I'm gonna go P on stage in a match, I'm gonna give that to you, I haven't never like stopped
it for it.
Yo, how does tenacity stack with each other?
I don't remember.
Does it not stack?
Or is it like the shitty stack?
oh shitty sack, okay really seen it there often I think
Shut the hell out of the story, Kiku. Shut down. Anyone who really understands what they disrupt, you can shoot a foul.
Your team has destroyed!
first message cat for smoke
Yo
full build
So
Thank God it's not so yet
I pray you find the peace you long for.
What the fuck?
Wait a second, failure, solve his boots, no boots!
I think my W is best shot at their initiators.
Slow him down.
The top Aphelios is a BT shield, but he doesn't even poke now.
How did I not kill him?
Janna ult, what'd he do?
I didn't see.
Oh, they'll push away.
Chovy 3.
You know, how do they see Diego?
comment like here
Oh, holy shit, you did 2000 pings.
Jesus. I didn't know that was what happened. I thought he was like camping in here and
they collapse on him in the bush or something.
The heen gets one shot.
I mean he tried to save the Diego.
I don't know why Diego went in.
I guess Diego tried to save the imbesa.
It was just a chain of trying to save.
I swear this fight is so free.
There's two dead instantly.
It's so fucking close, man.
Vemregold, tried to fucking BF, he's dead.
Or red bot or some shit.
I'm gonna pee.
Yo, thanks for the gift, GeckoGain!
Paid the game from 4 hours ago!
What the fuck, Emo, are you using?
What is that?
Here you go.
Oh
Play your good a game without your glasses you want you cheating fuck oh
Being able to see is cheating now. I see I
See I see
Respect.
respect.
Alright lads, let's play some dead cock.
Bar, Dead Cock Bar.
Do I dress up as a what?
Huh?
the fuck?
what? no
no that's crazy
gotta stop fucking people's mom so you can just come in and type
Unhinged shit. I see. That's what's going on. I didn't quite understand.
I didn't understand what was going on, but now I do.
I think he did, yeah.
Time for your soy game.
This is my soy game?
What does that even mean?
Huh?
Huh?
Explain.
What's your computer's favorite game to run?
Have you asked it asshole?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
What the smoke?
What the flip what the freak I do not think I've heard this deep into the song
Why is that Mario pregnant?
I
Do this song is a
Marius Prenner because Princess Peach got too loose, you run that one by me again?
Just a little confused on what the fuck you just said.
explain that one for me buddy buddy
you absolute piss piss poo poo piss poo poo ban
the pleasure of playing the new hero Yorick yes I have
I had pleasure in my York.
Oh shit.
Where's the looking?
Oh shit, I'm going to get by the circle.
God damn it.
Stupid fucking cubes.
I'm dead.
I'm drooling!
And I'm dead again. I lost.
I lay grief I did just swap my
A lot of glove
This is ghost slaughter
Let's see if I can clear
Okay, put it again, doesn't have you nor abs.
True.
My damage went up, my survivability went down, baby.
I want to just do
it's my fervor flickering you whoa
Return to the Lotus to start the nightmare.
Kyle, you said they buffed Great Town.
It could be time.
Thanks, I got a fatal error when I launched the game.
You're banned.
I'm so fucking bad.
friends anymore. Who? The plug? Yeah. Yeah, good morning,
bongo. Yeah, that was a bongo up.
My sleep schedule is the sleep schedule of hell. It's got a
normal sleep schedule now.
I don't know.
The destruction.
What the fuck is this mechanic?
Ice cream sandwich or sundae? Alright, Bongo, tell him.
Ice cream sandwich.
Oh, fuck, you made the right choice I feel like a Sunday is just too much
Yeah, like ice cream and shit is too much ice cream sandwiches like you have a banana
I don't think I've had a banana split now
Too good
They put a banana in it.
It's like a sundae, but there's a banana.
Holy fuck.
And they split it, yeah. Sorry, forgot that part.
They split it in half.
What, the matchmaking yesterday? They fucking gave me a...
Fucking, a duo who never played this game before.
before quality and the first thing they
type was the calling out everybody who
played this game pedophiles huh how do
you get a match mean fucking new
players it's pretty weird thanks solo
deadlock yes he played some last night
we're waiting on a cue it up true
are you one
on
after
verifying files
verifying that your pc doesn't have any
cheats on it
hold up
gotta make sure zampa.exe works
ahhh no zampa.dll
is he on his real steamer felt?
now just log on my seventh steam account of a hero with no particular reason
no i didn't get banned in my six
this guy logs in one year's great talent
great talent was buffed
yikes actually big fucking yikes
watch that visual studio code zampa
fix that shit up a bit
invite big town larry
oh
not the last choice with the d-rank
i don't have that guy added
weird
yeah he definitely don't have an added d-dumb bitch
new account
guys
smurfing it up
you bought it guys please let me play graves everybody do not prior graves
please i'm using my token on her for me or mine please please please please
please wait big town larry log in what the hell
oh big town larry baby
Wait a minute the majestic jump tech
Yeah
That before is pretty fun. You gotta do it on the second
secondly
Do the like
Activate then jump then activate.
Trump after the second activation.
I got it.
Can you play the mirage video again?
You want that?
You should get balling to get it on this overlay.
What?
The mirage video.
No more!
I'm good.
I mean you're good.
Yeah, I mean it's got to download the fucking videos, I got to fucking upload it and then
play it.
Oh, I can just, I can play it for you if I have to call him.
Yeah, I think he can do it faster.
I can have a slight scurry.
I don't know how he got the, like, the bitrate to be so ass.
So good, so fucking good.
What it looks like to turn around?
Oh, to get your OBS bitrate low.
I just a video bet makes in a lower value example.
253,000 KPS, KBBPS.
I'm doing pretty good.
I'm doing for.
We need to keep this up.
You mess with the long team.
I'm a juggler.
You met with the wrong team.
Morris!
Now!
Morris!
Now!
Morris!
Now!
I'm trying to hold him for long.
Morris!
Morris!
I'm taking care of the Morris.
Just practicing my majestic jump tech.
You're in the tech.
I'm glad I'm awake to see this!
Take care of the Maurice!
Take care of the Den Maurice!
Go Maurice!
I
Got gravy
Wow, I put double-pry on her
What time I gotta take a piss
That might be complete aids if I don't get my token back run pause
We didn't pause their team. Oh, yeah, stay positive means the speed their team cost
He's back. He's back.
Slush torch. No. Oh, shit. Me too.
Put the good word in it. Who's pausing? Someone pause. Someone pause.
I
What
I'm back you can unpause excellent pause usage lads
This is my mentor taught me
Well, why is there a phone button in my shit?
Where are my skulls not going?
There's no way to disable those minions.
I don't like this.
What are you doing with them?
the look of them
they're looking funny
my range is short
apparently
It's fine
Scale
You can't do it shoot the fucking back of the man.
What is that little it's how you heal now the banners dropped them.
Yeah.
They don't like auto heal you with the chain heal anymore.
I
Look nice ass
You shoot
I
Sound a run
No, I don't run the Gramps stays in my night. He stayed fighting. He fight in the good fight
What is my melee cube cube
Was it your first time back
Hit one, he's coming.
There's some reason they're fiddling away.
He's on the car, he's on the car, he's in the car.
Two.
Dammit.
There goes another one.
I'm full.
K.D.O.T.O. for the three series.
Going in.
Coming for it.
Okay
Go hard here
Oh my god, I'm fucking one
Thank you.
I was just thinking about you.
Dude, he fucking walked into the wall backwards, like the route I have.
I'm going to base.
I will not end.
Go see.
Go see Jim.
Why does it say my hours of 18 seconds he did?
probably not much like what you got them right oh I missed
What the fuck I double arrowed it and it wouldn't be the bar to go down
down. What? Nice try. Oh, they can't even beat you. Maybe. It's never really a colleague
10-8-3.
It might be.
Maybe spirit, specifically.
Kill the rat.
What the fuck?
Oh, he went to base.
So they died seven times, and now they're raking money.
I can tell they can't ignore the cat.
I'm gonna be here.
Great job.
Nice.
You have to speed zip.
Take the big pop.
Want to get a limb?
That was a 212.
Okay.
Juicy.
Just take it a little bit.
Getting the mission into the lab, doesn't it?
He's doing this game, big one?
Probably just smalls of it.
He's doing basement, probably now.
I got his balls.
What?
What?
I got his nuts.
No idea where you're going to go.
Summon skulls, attack.
Tombstone from him dying.
Amid.
There you are.
Whoa!
I
Was our pocket here, huh?
No, he can die. He can die. I bring this cancer back to you
Pocket fires. Why is there four people?
I hate you for coming here. I guess there's four people here, they're going green
I don't want to be here.
I don't want to be here.
They've trained something a bunch of skulls lying around.
Yeah, yeah, come behind me.
Good to add demand justice.
Oh, what?
that middle man
what the fuck is he
what?
oh fuck it
there was a pocket in my asshole I couldn't even tell
oh he's so fucked
he- no
what?
that made no sense
So fucking rich?
Yeah, yes, bro. Nah
I'm so curious
This is like the most spirit game I've ever seen
They destroyed the condom on green
You dead, apparently?
Yeah.
He maybe take it.
My zombies are pushing.
Something behind you, Calico.
Right behind you.
I see a 7.
Ah.
If he can live, I'm zipping.
How bad?
I'm speeding.
I'm out of here.
I'm fucking sad
Guys in the shop. Oh my god
Good
some money
i think i'd die for that kill sample
you're gonna get your health back
could even touch the FF
I will strike them down.
But I'm so pissed for it.
Chasing boys
Chase him over that
Oh really really
Look at that fuck
Let's go! I'm so tanky! They're pissed!
Huh.
What's up?
I see Kaliko.
Let's push the runway.
Push the yellow.
Push the yellow.
I don't know if I'm pushing yellow anymore.
There's no way I got teamed.
No bro, behind the calico.
Going mid.
I
there's a
a
a
a
a
a
a
I'm going to begin the great siege of the left lane now, excellent.
No.
Oh.
Zero to four.
Yeah.
There's just one to there.
I'm probably on it.
Fuck.
I need anti-lash measures.
I got pulled in thrones from so far on both ends so it's disgusting
Yeah
That goes
I
Know
Now a pocket on me the surprise
You're by yourself
Turn it in use to that
What I'm coming. Oh
oh what though you know you are so dead
you do
yeah pocket pocket
show them show them show them
how legal
we can chase any man
I currently have aids
what's that cat
they're uh they're in bear
or a ghost
what they hit me to the wall
Make sure Skydonk has the walls
Oh man behind the lash
I'm coming blue
You're sucking seven.
Good.
I see Billy.
Coming.
Yeah, going.
I don't have ult though for Lash of Fields.
I'm trying to have money.
I'm making beasts.
I'm gonna ult for the second it gets half.
7
Fuck they live
They fucking creeps just took our walker
I'll be still there
I hate the mini-mat, I just can't tell where he is.
Ty, how much HP you got right now?
Yeah, stay quiet little bruh.
You can see it, can't you?
as he walks up and hits it in front of me he's gonna leech I think in siphon bullets would
be better
I'm wrong
I'll try leech
I'm like it's gonna be bad, I think they're both filling the same slot
Wait, can I spectrum?
as you see
oh shit
i don't have a pause
one button
half time
here you go
is there no counterspell or is this unstoppable?
and i don't stop
i think
if i reach
some more fastest book i don't have to get kind of slow because that's the best way
to get it faster
In the basement, I mean.
He's a Billy.
You doing a hover towards left side?
So I can push walker?
Okay, there we go.
I'm a downer, man.
The guy above me hit the left.
Yeah, the fuck are coming.
Let me see if I could abduct the first one, wait there's like three.
There's a cat right there, there's two people coming left.
Oh pocket pocket in the door, on the roof.
Oh big oh big oh.
I'll pluck him up, he goes in.
It's just hovering on the top.
That's my screen?
I got off the one in case.
Dude, what the fuck was that?
I lost my fucking active reload to the bump.
That was stupid as shit.
God damn it.
You know it's unstoppable actually.
It's not even close.
Holy fuck.
There's so much to see.
You can see my KDA when I press Tab, buddy. Tab.
Spirit.
Rasil. Rasil. Rasil. Rasil. Rasil.
Wait, you bought the recharge rush, Xampoam? Feel good?
Uh, my fucking rocket will prove me wrong, you're fucking kidding me.
There you are, partner. There you go.
As long as you proc, it should be so good for you.
I can come right side. I'm speeding. Speeds it back here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Settle.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
I don't even know how that's possible.
Did he counter-spill?
Nope.
What?
What did you not get in assist?
I couldn't tell you.
Did he just live that long, I guess?
I'm gonna need help in here.
Wait, what the fuck?
You can assist just for being nearby too?
Bro, yep.
Nothing got nothing.
Nice.
Hold me baby.
It's uh, I'm gonna ult here.
I really need a hundred gold.
It's a two camp here.
Wait, is that a seven seven?
I got the cat, I got the cat.
Go square, go square.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cow's following me.
Get that ball.
We go left walker here I'm going left
This guy in the ass he's one Nice
Lash
I'm looking at the 1.4.
Damn, that was a flash.
Is that not enough?
I think we're in good.
I'm calling for chat.
I think we'll...
Let that guy for fuck's sake.
My good midsies.
They're pushing.
I'm trying to go mid but my pathing yeah they're going beast now I can fight it yeah
we don't let them do it I'm gonna try to look for the fucking lash
I got 3, oh no, I got 2!
Holy!
Come on, pocket!
Hello.
Where did he go?
There he is.
I'm on pocket. Hello. Where did he go?
Right here. Nice.
Yeah, I didn't die.
I'm going green. Are you eating veggies or what?
Chef. Yeah. Ooh.
Nah, I put like this creature just sprinting so fast.
Yeah.
Kill the Statue of Liberty.
I'm killing it.
America you see what happens on the nexus now it goes immune if there's two
inside see you have to fight oh my god look I go
I was so fucking broke.
It was weird.
Yeah, like he killed us.
Literally, he got two of the kills and he was just ahead of us.
This is taking too long.
Huh?
Shit, commended.
I
Been building green only
You didn't get me you tell I
Mean
I guess
Curse them with unable bolt to use bullets, but that's kind of useless cuz they're all spirit
Turn right him for 1.8k
In one arrow
Jesus Christ
What was his M.R. deepbind?
Fucking negative 400.
Okay, but expansion which is 10 apparently.
8 on Vaulne.
6 on cold front.
Dude, I bet you the pocket was a new player.
What?
No.
Zero chance.
What?
That's what I said.
There's a way to view their profiles.
I mean the pocket was fine
He was comboing his abilities
No, but
Somebody definitely was new a member of the same band for ten minutes
Does that mean I get to make coffee I'll make a coffee to that
I'm back.
But I'm back.
Hello?
What's up?
Nothing what
And then they can learn that shit
No, it's like crack to him
in was just kind of not bad
spectrum is literally the fucking worst company in the world literally just
straight dog shit true true true yeah I told you the story of the fucking we
He emailed the CEO like 10 years ago and they were like very formal but angry message and
they fucking had eight technicians on after looking for the issue.
I'm sure he was just rubbing his nipples reading their email at one South Park episode.
Was it about them?
They like...
Or whoever you wrote the nipples for?
I think it was ISPs.
Was it?
Oh.
The effect check.
Yeah, it was.
We got one year.
One vote year.
Cable company.
Okay, well company. Yeah, it's a park nipple rubbing. It's so
great to actually Yeah, cable company. Dude, we have we have
room for you, Joe. Log in. You got one slot.
Oh, talking to me.
They're all rubbing their own people, and they rubbed it on each other, basically what
uh... companies do know
Oh
It actually isn't that bad eating the beans. Yeah, you tried this store. Yeah
You're rising with his teeth
Can't say I've tried can't imagine it's good
you
the beans on stream
we got beans, beans, beans, beans
it literally is good for you to eat them
but is it good?
is it not disgusting?
that sounds disgusting
no, that sounds terrible
for like drinks the grinds yeah I mean dude like it doesn't even taste bad when
you get like the grinds it just it's like weird the texture you're like not
ready for it like what the fuck was that
Should we queue? Should we ask Kai?
I'm sending my owl to message him right now.
Okay.
I take about one and a half days to respond.
Holy fuck.
Do you ask videos why he isn't spamming Repside?
No.
Is he not spamming Volley?
He's spamming Volley.
You said ask him why he's not spamming Rek'Sai?
Yeah.
What do you think his answer would be?
What are you expecting?
I think he...
I know he said Volibear has just been like, voting for him.
He's getting way higher when you're looking at Rek'Sai, I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, but it's...
I think Volibear is better solo queue character actually than Rek'Sai.
You need kind of more coordination for Rex-A, because like, you're getting faster pretty
linear.
I'm also not scale as well, or something.
But I don't know.
I couldn't speak to that.
Probably better survivability, to say it.
Kinda.
What's flickering?
That's all you had to say.
I don't know, and I stopped listening afterwards.
Oh
Just the South Park episode what South Park episodes the rubbing nipples one
And this is the call my god you missed it bugger now you missed it missed it alright forgive me they made sense 10 minutes ago
Dude yeah
media's with the Lebron James fucking dunk over the wall
volleyball also over the wall steals the Baron
oh shit like a Chad
I'm a Chad
you're not him you're not him though
no I am
you're not him
I am
No, that's why you're not our gameplay today. You're just definitely not him.
No, I am. I am.
You got beat by a 2025. No, wait. When did that save release?
2020? I don't know.
I don't fucking know, dude.
2019, bro. Literally, 29. You got beat by a 2019 champion.
So fucking sad.
Set this up. Maybe he's here.
Maybe he's here.
If he's here, he would click the play button.
He goes to 20-20 left here, man.
Try Suko!
He gave dots.
is your internet coming back or what need the minion
the
Yeah, well I meant like they wanted to let us queue if he doesn't push anything so we're
just in limbo.
We're in limbrony, Jimbrony, Limbo James, Limbo-ny Jimbrony.
I can cringe.
I guess for Q-ing.
Ah.
Layside.
I don't know.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I
Find if I know you're gonna be there I'm gonna like what run up to you run up to you before you down
Runs up to you dabs on you
See that was a moving thing
I'm gonna make it you didn't get graved so you kicked her out oh my god
These people wouldn't last two hours in the tunnels.
What's wrong with this guy?
Got the little Sretolis.
That was a banger game I watched when I was in the tag, didn't it?
It's cool they're winning.
Lack the seed in digs.
The fuck? Wait, look at their mid lane. Our team.
They got match names.
Yes.
I
Stuck
Just a fucked up angle
Did I felt like you can deny more in this patch for whatever reason
Yeah, I feel like I feel like they made it easier
These guys don't even want to push up anymore
I'm buying you a stick to dispensin'
Oh, you see on it
Use the heat
You see on it
I see that.
Now they can both match me on the air.
Yeah.
I'm behind this guy.
So why did we get the healer? Did we kill their banner?
You killed their banner, yeah.
And then it drops the health banner and a big ass aoe.
So if you're far behind me, it'll still hit you.
Yeah.
Oh, she's coming.
There.
Yeah.
That's not heal.
I mean, not heal.
Honestly, I should have got monster or not.
Monster.
I need to get rid of him.
I can only dodge it.
Shhh.
The more I keep bombing them.
Oh.
I should have been going in.
Did he hit?
He's going in.
Hold on.
There.
He's going in.
Oh.
I'm doing it.
He's going in.
Hold on.
You really wanted your ass.
Really?
I
Won't know so I need a vending machine is found six minutes eight minutes
Holding the way back to the last behind you
I'm holding the wave
I'm buying an item
So this guy I have all
It's fucking turret, it's just beaming me.
I'm also one.
I see your body in the hole.
Nice.
Nah, he chased me.
What the fuck is he doing here?
I'm hiding.
Thank you.
Thank you.
One time.
I'll back up.
The fucking banner is hiding. It's hiding.
Thank you.
I don't get it dude, the turret literally just targeted me the whole time there, it was so cringe.
I took 200 damage.
I'm sitting.
Shit, that's a lot.
Where the hell is he?
I
Would have killed him if he was in my range
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's one
OHHHHHHHHHH
Okay
I wasted my speed actually.
You can't so far.
Where?
Oh, you can't.
Huh?
Yellow Guardian!
They're saying he's rushing over here.
Lose game.
Lo-bye, pal.
It's a lucky three of them now.
I might even lie.
Hounders, spell!
This guy's gonna build counters.
Nah, don't fight yourself.
I don't know why.
you got that sleep ready
you got that sleep ready?
18 seconds
you might go do the thing
Ah, you have a certain taste.
He's bad.
He's on.
Motherfucker build counter spells. Third item.
I go by myself.
I'm fully baiting on you.
Now what can I do to fucking counter?
this guy
fuck it's in fucking yellow man control you
yep we're controlling them all right we're farming his camps
seven's half HP doing his camp, the big one
or the, the machine
just let that Billy and the fucking
gun?
let that Billy and the holidays like
who's our gun guy? it's a punter, she's fuckers
Is that a casting room for you?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, Sinkies, get in your vending machines.
Steal it.
I'm looking.
I'm looking.
I'm looking at the table.
Mashes?
I'm not on the roof.
Same roof anymore.
Oh, it's not taking it.
The spirit urn is what keeps you in class.
Flash behind.
Decker.
Load.
Double Decker.
Abrams.
Abrams?
It's Kobe Bryant, it's Kobe Bryant.
I don't know what you're going to do with it.
I'm going for the walker. I'm old and dashed.
He's coming in balling out of control. Jesus be balling.
oh wait you get you get the plus 10 there I forgot they like buffed it right
well I guess people kill with this certain amount of time yeah huge
Oh fuck.
Did we run in bodies?
Oh, there it is.
He's running in bodies.
Oh, there it is.
Come on.
How are you so rich?
Me?
Yeah.
Little rat.
He's a rat.
He's a rat.
Rat stealing vending machines.
Stealing.
Oh my god, I missed.
I'm running the urn.
He's that by the Skeletons.
I see seven never before seen sneaky maneuver
Okay, sure, let's switch.
and
yes on this holiday in billy for
building counterspell
no damage
I'm hitting the tower, I'm hitting the holiday.
I'm pretty sure you have
Get his ass!
What?
Um...
What?
I would have just arrowed again. I was saving it cause fucking I was gonna kill the next person.
Errr...
No!
Saving it for the next game I see.
Yeah.
Unfortunately it's a fucking long ass CD.
I probably don't need to have all of mine when I respawn
That happened to me on different character
Fucking Christ
I actually just can't dump him
Wow
Well that was complete cancer, what?
Is one interrupted by two!
I don't know how to respall it, mate.
Nah.
I bet you can't.
What?
They nerfed him, yeah.
I think their melee is way too ranged now, too.
I'll catch red lanes.
It's like you literally need to be there as the wave hits, or you can't defend the walker.
I see these guys are actually taking those things, it's a vending machine.
Are you trying to get me, come on?
I mean I took, I was literally in there, that's why I died a second ago.
I took theirs.
Might just be us taking it.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Yes!
Thank you for the bird.
Thank you for the bird.
Holy shit.
Flash ulti, you want to add it to the tube?
Oh no, I think she's just died.
I'm fucking...
He's fucking...
Farming my wave.
Just happened to burn in the middle of it.
Light over.
Save my ass.
Looking to see where the fuck you are on the map.
Is he underneath?
Ah, I don't know.
Some good shit
What did you just do what?
Pesticular torsion
What a funny joke, though.
He's a little bomb, but...
He was full, no?
That's what I thought. I was like, alright, I'm setting up so you can ult him, and then just straight up die.
Alright, let's go right lane right now.
I need to buy so bad.
Oh wait, there's three. Alright, yeah, come. It's solo.
I'm kinda half-elf. I need slinky shield.
You can take your time, just whatever.
It's like he's, oh that's that's like he's...
I saw blue, and I thought that was like a case.
Yeah, and then you exploded.
I miss.
Do the FF, beat me out.
That's the holiday.
Yeah, I killed myself with Walker but it's chillin'.
Writh?
Yeah, I killed myself.
So fucking what?
So what?
What are you gonna do about it?
Can you see someone's total spirit?
With the bed?
What the fuck's that noise?
My ear balls.
I have 88. Fuck it is 105.
How do you see that? Oh my god.
Shit, wait. Don't let them do that.
Go go go go go go go go go!
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. You're both dead? Is it fightable? No, no.
God that would have been the great escape holy shit. I like nine stamina bars and I still gonna make it out in time
You almost got me
Defend this Walker
No more games.
Now she overextended.
No more games.
I'm going to kill Abrams.
I'm just, I'm running away.
I'm going to kill him.
I looked at his items.
Dude, my fucking audio is cursed.
It's like some flowing water.
You hover over that purple thing.
Get that piece, get that piece out.
Fighting?
Ah, fuck it.
No, I can't hold it.
Wait, come down.
Together!
They have one more res Vegas asked what you're crying about sample he has
the rejuvenation has expired I say fair
your Billy Billy I mean the rest pretty low but behind them
I can't snowcounter barrier I actually can't hold on while I'm holding on
later like that
okay I'll f***ing you
bro I'm so f***ing useless
Yeah, we'll do it again.
Shut up, Yumi.
True.
I'm having a good time when I was championing.
Nah, it's the fucking, um, the fucking Graves old sounds playing on repeat for me.
Counterspell for who?
Lash?
I'm just following the build order, man.
I can't think here.
I'm all good.
I should be in the group.
I'm coming.
I
I'm going to back up, I see you can fight maybe, um, that's insane, you're lucky, I'm
One of that yelling again.
Uh, I got a...
U-Spear.
Uh, what's the point of staying there? I'm back now.
Maybe we can see how they're vending machines.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Wait!
I'm kind of low, I'm going to have a back out, yep.
I think it is.
Bruh.
Why are they all there?
I literally just...
Was doing camps.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
Pushed up alone in the last two seconds. I wasn't pushed. I was hiding
Do you blame the team for that one nope I blame their team pussies
Which male to play the castle like
not exactly what to use it on i guess
sides lash hole
death time
seven sun
big
maybe abram's charge i guess
running there
if it's obvious enough
wait if i curse them
really old
does their counterspell still work
i can play it so
lasso yeah i'm gonna use it on lasso
Come on, Clef.
Oh, I'm coming to fight?
Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
Oh, pocket one.
It's over. It's over.
Let's go mid.
Dude.
One bomb does a 1k.
You're protecting lasso? Standing still?
I think we'll go back and farm every now and then.
Thanks for lasso.
I'm aura farming. I'm aura farming.
He missed me! He fucking missed me!
What?!
I almost killed her with Mystic Reverb, let's go beast.
I have 7k to spend, but I can go.
Spend it and come over.
Yeah, it definitely is.
I'm gonna go grab that.
Scoo!
The melee's still shit on this thing.
I gotta get ready to pull this lash.
There's no hold.
by the way I've been playing fucking buggy audio
even braves all on repeat
for 20 minutes
head over
I wanna fight, I wanna fucking fight, I want the smoke
I want to pay this before.
I need 400 more pestles.
I'm looking.
I'm lurking.
I see Billy.
He's in mid.
He's kind of out looking.
Wait, someone's here.
No, it's you.
He's in mid.
I'm going behind.
Oh, what?
I'm going behind.
I'm going behind.
I'm in the strong, any help, any help.
When I'm actually dead, we used them all.
Who didn't tell me?
I was trolling.
Oh my god, the announcer said it!
I'm sorry.
I didn't kill.
That's what we're going to even charge yet.
Dude, I actually look in double bomb aprons and guns like 3-4s itself.
He has 60s here, it does.
Alright, he does. He does have 60s, god damn.
He's a cop, right there.
I can shadow him with a blue one if you don't.
I can't move
Oh, I escaped!
Ow, ow, ow!
You got three pillows, three pillows!
Two rune buffs, two rune buffs!
What did you say?
What'd you say?
I didn't know I'd keep trying to fight him.
Oh.
I couldn't adult do that.
Okay, I hear this wackass audio too.
They're going for the walker.
We can stop them.
I'm so fucking strong.
One guy, I know.
One behind him.
Who the fuck is he?
I lost my hold.
I'm right.
Following your bird?
Oh my god
Fucking steering that thing for 12 years, bro, my name was getting hurt wait, they got the Walker anyway, what?
I'm over this way
To this audience aids longer, how did you deal with this?
Yes, you need the game
No, I hear the water. I think if I like its water flowing walk to
You can't quite end up there by yourself
The heart I see
if you can't get the kill on my head
no
no
you're in the chain
fuck it
What is this fucking noise? Oh my god! My ear balls!
I can't hear dude.
Pussy hiding in the back.
I'm taking it now.
I didn't think you'd play your games.
Fuck.
You're...
Remember what I was doing to make the Fizz cluster?
You were in the Cyclone.
Um...
I just kicked you.
Just thank you for the party.
Am I the leader?
What happened?
You might have been a...
You could have just kicked people.
Attack rolling?
Juice?
I hate to take the hint, I guess.
I'm hopping off.
Wait, what happened?
I kicked Slinky's room party. I didn't mean that as possible.
I mean, you're hopping off.
You should double check that there. Maybe I can log on and check.
I mean, exactly what I mean.
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm hopping off.
have a good night no fuck it's 10 p.m buddy what do you mean i'm going to bed
i'm about to fart oh i heard it oh god
what you are fucking disgusting
I heard a rank up, did he rank up?
Is there a noise?
I hit Oracle too.
How'd my Archon 3, man?
I was Archon 4 two games ago.
I lost a rank from Wings.
Okay, yeah, it was a hundred percent attack rolling
Large clusters it was on the I literally come back percent damage with staffs you
What do you say you guys sent you there yeah
Yeah, the ranks are like super fluctuating. It's weird. Yeah, I picked the send in
we'd like tagged all the ranks like i started like phantom or something
like i was ascended right as they changed it
and we played here
first time i played with the new ranks
second phantom
another game oracle
take what?
i'm sending three now after that game
fucking I was a turnies things on this account and it just like
Hey look jelly
Percent increased damage with hits and ailments and staff attacks
Percent increased damage with hits and staff attacks
What that's POE
Hello?
Yeah, yes, question.
It's fixing them up.
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, good night.
Gigi.
Where the fuck is Kai?
You're done two sinkies?
No, I just got kicked from the party by Xantho.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hehehe.
Did you see Pewee?
Yeah, I just logged into my strongest character ever.
What's up, dude?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, what's up, dude?
What's good with you?
It's the point of shivs right click literally mobility only.
How's it only 1 a.m.
I'm playing the rest of the wicked?
No, I haven't tried it yet.
Is this actually a good thing?
Or is it just...
exclusively to get like to a specific building in height actually kind of hits
hard your last bullet or something
It's so weird actually like the character itself is a wooden right arm she's got a jacket
on his left shoulder he's got this fucking lick of a haircut like a monkey looks kind
like a monkey is a yakuza is he big-ass pop collar true actually we cause swag I
I think he'll go hard with the skin.
I'm pretty sure he's gonna have a rework, isn't he?
Is he?
Never heard of that.
His pants don't even fit.
What was that mean?
His pants?
Did I see his bulge? Oh my god.
It's the monkey penis.
Oh my god.
monster shiv
demon mode
he gets the body of
moan krill
I'm messaging Kai.
I
Shook a magic eight ball and it told me to go fuck myself
Huh
Well
Huh.
Huh.
I guess we're queuing.
Dude, what the fuck is another defensive lane?
dude what the fuck is another defensive layer in fucking torchlight
no clue
I have the...
What are they even called?
The fucking like blessings? Yeah, the bussings.
Barrier.
Is that a crazy layer? No clue. I just know the word.
Wait, dude, I just got an insane mod on my maps. Oh my god, it's crazy.
It's a one-time map thing and it just says fuel has a chance to be upgraded
like like everything is dropping is flame elementium
that one where every model is like a matchup or rare smoke like that and I have cube on
your sleep I got like the country
I'm sure it's just cool
but I was like three playleads
what did you say oh hell nah for
gimme out is vindicta lane
NOOOOO
I'm trying for every one of them.
Shizzy paused.
same old tabbed
it whenever you're ready bossed i think is rems afk
i'm doing map
i'm beating it mobs too
Mapping my shit over embossing
I need to go shopping.
Is it you buddy?
Ow.
now
I wasn't looking I was hearing
and
me is actually fucking cute men will kick she does and she kick
fucking melees
I can't fucking ignore him.
He never fucking hangs out.
I despise him.
A good Q.
It's a long ability.
Not a Q.
I
Good good pause
GP good pause got pirate asian guy whose pirate asian
Guy guy
So I started a new ashes creation gill you want to join oh shit
about my friend, all my friends for the next year, about seven copies.
Damn.
You're going to die.
How's he not dead?
What the fuck are you doing man?
How? How? Slake is! Slake is!
Fuck!
My brain.
And the fucking freak did not die.
Freak for double D.
This should heal.
Probably the banner minion.
of
you don't want to press the two button on me
You can heal but not me, dude.
Why are you trolling?
You fucking haven't, dick.
You don't look like me.
Fuck, she's shooting me for ten years.
You're alone.
There's a health turn.
I'm right.
Oh my.
He's kind of like, he's going to get it.
Did I get to go gutting back?
I'm fucking running out of boots.
I can't help there.
Look at this freak!
Look at this freak!
Look at her!
Nah!
They have ult's now.
Careful, Galakal and Victor.
I don't think you want to try something like that.
Whenever you can.
Oh, that's...
She's on the right.
She's on the right.
Locker, up.
I love the umbrella, it's legit sick as fuck.
I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
Oh my god
I'm so happy right now dude are you fucking kidding me I failed my fucking jump in there
Fuck my ballsack.
Fuck your balls?
Yes, my co-ass cock.
The whole ass nuts.
no way
keep hitting him
im fucking poppin off
spirit drifters online
way help run run run
oh my god
you stupid bitch
That's a W in my book.
How did that melee hit?
What was that warding?
Oh yeah slingy, so I don't know if you know about this but if Rem Sleeves you can just plant a free heavy punch.
That was even more something to this.
Oh fuck. Also I don't think you're having some trouble with that one.
There's four of them. I mean, 31.
That's you. Hey Bob Joe.
Just dodge all three of these things.
This is like the most fucking MR game you've ever witnessed.
If you can let the wave crash into turret, it'd be good for me, if I can want it.
Yep.
I'm not hitting any wave.
Oh, didn't think this was here at all too.
Oh fuck, though.
Yep, shooting me.
Oh!
She got the fucking sight line!
What a...
What a fun interactive character.
Fucking creepy!
What's she doing? She's just spamming!
What the fuck?
Feels good man, Richter's jungling still sucks as much balls as I remember.
Oof, Richter's jungling.
The jungler creeps at the enemy.
and games never change. Yeah.
What am I playing, bro?
He fucking stole Gravel.
catch me okay let's take that turret log joe on it
Our new walker is under attack.
Up there comes a nicta.
She's shorting up the sniper.
Oh.
That felt nice.
Hey careful they hear you.
I full killed it.
Didn't get the big thing.
Wait they're here.
They're...
They're on top.
What the fuck?
Kill this bitch.
wait what you missed wait there's a guy
David I'm fucking getting greets my goma
sounds sounds nice
I dropped a 400-ball in lane.
She's gonna get it.
Oh, she got baited now, kill her!
She got baited!
YOU baited me!
That she was me!
No way.
Oh, the ball!
escape with your life
how do you see how many times you've proc'd love bites?
I just killed him in my head.
Oh, plus 28, okay.
this has been nick bid just for most of the second someone appears and is ready to be
shot
oh my god bro, game is here
where?
left?
us. You coming left?
Nice.
Careful Billy
Like sometimes enemy teams are just accidentally like 17 men group
I
Mean it's just fucking weird
And then you make sense
I'm not funny.
You're a cat.
Wait, is Stonemass really good too?
No.
I'm gonna attack
Yes, suck it suck the tower
The skulls are such a fucking walker killer like he came
I'm just like seeing the camp with a wall bang.
I guess it's so much easier to know what camp it's like saying is up and shit.
I shit myself
Since you're currently in an outage, we cannot help you from Kai's provider.
We need you to plug in your internet so we can...
I can't hear you, can you speak up?
Wait, he's chopping the area instead?
Yeah, yeah.
That might be like, you know, like...
How did I just get one shot? I have spear, guys.
Why do my ult do no damage?
Now that pause threw off the vibes.
You fucked the bias.
I heard you.
I heard fucking positive.
Fuck you.
Using bats to clear? I mean, I assumed I was completely safe, but...
Maybe it's because we pause, so I didn't get to see the map.
I started reading other shit.
It was just permanent, I think, running late.
Fucking pussy mate fucking pussy
Right in the fucking pussy
fight a yellow fight a yellow never mind cuz he's dead maybe get big dynamo
I don't think that's a fight wait the wardens low wardens low cats looking
behind you
of the dead in single
You're going to blunder right now to make your fancy
Elbridge boxes.
This indicator for the alt is so fucking trash.
I can't see the circle.
It literally blends in with the fucking environment.
It cannot be this subtle fucking red that it is.
I fucking chain died four times in a row already.
I don't need colorblind mode for this game, just very fucking specifically.
matchmaking extra competitive
guys i think we're gonna lose
Where are these slinkies as a playmaker right now?
Oh my god!
Wait, that's their ult.
Let's go Slinkies.
Keep it up.
I don't think I can die.
Get him, Bob!
Get there, you would've died in the lane for that.
Dude, you're dying.
Dude, that's insane.
All three was still 60 seconds full of them.
We used it the same time last time.
Yeah, it should be like Sylas where you can't steal the same ult again.
It doesn't make any more sense.
This is Palantane-ish.
Mina's super hard.
I don't think it's that bad.
Just squishy.
I am a lot of fun in this city.
I'll keep my life at a cost, but first, I'll take yours.
I'll be put up a boat. I'll get my candy roll.
You're my Milano.
No! Dude, if someone walked in, we won.
The fight.
I got her! She did!
I mean, I think she's just different because you actually can't target one guy only on
man unless you have unless you're just fed enough you have to proc the love bites on multiple people
like just shooting them repeatedly after you've already propped it kind of does nothing
I think the ult is hard to use I'll say that though
the ult's weird but I mean they also changed this indicator and I actually can't fucking see it
In some scenarios
He's back
Do you play ranked in this or just normals? There's no such thing as ranked or normals. It is the same cue
Kaisuko has launched dead luck.
Who's gonna tell him?
That's fucking...
Wait, what?
Tell him what?
That we're playing.
Oh.
I have a network not connected error.
Hmm.
I'll connect the network.
What are you doing?
You'll toss it into my game crash.
Mixing drinks.
Okay, my game's bugged. I'm gonna restart it again.
When are you getting off for the night? You've been on for 10 hours. The fuck? Waiting for
me to turn off the fucking strings? What do you get out of that, huh? What do you get?
the gene hold on hold the fuck up you can't type that around me
what's happening in the clip he's in the training mode shooting that's it but the
bitrate is negative 20
hi Goma do I need to feed you
you.
Can we wait again, Goma?
Who's my favorite champ?
I think I added my roster.
No.
Yo.
Don't come back.
Took a nice nap.
rifter has like the coolest kind of house it lines and character items I think you need
to like witch mail or something to make seven forever
like witch mail and then don't use any other abilities maybe rife and haze and inferno
It's me in Furnace, actually.
I don't know what the fuck to build.
We can't, let's talk though.
Yeah, Camp Perry also gets turned into a hat on death.
I just made my wish for the three times.
The killer.
Run. Run, neighbor.
I'm in, I'm in.
How'd I talk?
I got parried and then they went in and killed themselves
about seven and a half years deep
oh we got this seven and a half years deep
same brother gotta let you know that gotta let you know how fucking cool and
drunk I am well it's to forgive his plays when he inevitably runs it down
I think he's pretty cool dude what the fuck are these builds give me a build you got to
use the ball build. I'm not playing balls! It's the only build.
Mitch, what the fuck is this? Why am I going suppressor? It's a good thing. Activate
What the fuck is an E?
It's a letter.
No, I've been told anything to surge of power.
Sure.
Okay, where's the guy?
Where the fuck, where the hell's the guy?
What, did I miss?
He's on a fucking loose.
They're both literally one.
Are we in bronze?
What the fuck am I playing against?
Dude.
They're just eating every shot I haven't missed.
Maybe they're lying beer sheep.
We got the beer lobby.
I'm low prior to you.
I feel like what happens if I alter turret, is it worth?
Alright, let's go.
I mean, the damage
That is going somewhere it's going to your lane guys
They're mailing me from an hour away and it's working!
You're ass-mailing my Bronx players?
Yes!
Literally, on my screen, it does not look like the parry hits.
Like the melee connects, it doesn't.
And it did.
Yeah, it's classic.
Oh, why find the alias?
Yeah, yeah, I'm here.
It's actually the drone floppy, man.
I don't know what we're playing against.
How did he parry?
What is this guy?
Dude, no way!
What is happening?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, next guy, next guy.
Uh oh.
Okay, your turn to get him.
Sun him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, next guy, next guy.
What is this?
What is happening?
I came to the right lane.
Dude, he's coming in for more.
He's on me, he's on my ass, so I'll follow.
Yeah, I need help.
What is going on this link is what is happening?
I thought we were done.
It was like five minutes.
This is fucking ball build.
Who linked me ball build?
I told you, ball build.
I'm here.
Hit up the red.
Long jovie.
So I'm chasing please, I can't.
Please, he can't live.
Thank you
No way
He has 3k
He has 9 deaths
Like what the fuck
Nah, nah, nah, nah
He's got the idea
He could go 0 and 10 in lane
He could still win
Alright Carmen, I need some free troopers for my enter
He just spawns and sprints at you
Here he comes
I'm coming
I'm coming.
He got me.
No way, dude.
Stay here.
You keep coming. He's up in five seconds, by the way.
This is a rush.
There are people right here.
First diving me at this walker.
All right, excellent.
Well done.
That's homeowner.
The inverse is missing.
Oh, inverse is missing.
Oh, that guy?
Shoot, bro.
This is the only shot.
Oh my god, my ball is huge.
What?
I'm sorry.
I left lane 1 and 4, now 1 and 3, now 5 and 3.
I'm going mid for the A run.
Oh, that is lagged!
No range is ass, what the fuck?
Is he in there?
Right, he's right there.
Wait, it's a furnace!
It's a furnace!
My arch-images!
I swear.
Oh my god.
There's just no way.
Oh my god, I'm dying to the dirt, the walker's actually fucking my balls, anything.
I don't think bots would even play like this.
This is a real man.
Yeah, you gotta check his magic.
Dash to run it down faster
Bring me in furnace
I'm coming right Lane
I'm coming for that cat. It's got no dash
I want infernace's ball sack on a platter, I want infernace's ball sack on a platter.
out of here. I got to
I
Saw my spirit Abrams build pivoted to punch
He's dropping down. No, he's coming. He's coming. Wait, you want to smoke?
He's just rolling me away. I don't even matter.
Oh, alright. Chase?
Anything? Hook?
I got off the line, lucky bitch.
Did I knock you over in that mongo?
Yeah, but I don't think I was gonna get him.
About this mid-walker.
Lucky.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I can't wait to follow my build to maintain run out of item slots.
Hehehehe
Wait, it's melee drifter.
Hell, am I not even that ahead dude? Like what?
We have been farming the 3-11
I was just playing the game normally man.
Hey, this is his fault.
How did you guys lose lane to that in person?
Yeah
He's going to bowser
mouse
This is your choice. How many people are here?
I'm going but fuck. He's just tower diving. He doesn't give a shit
nice baby
give me phantom strike
why are they there for gun discuses?
Oh my god, I didn't get hold.
I'm behind. Wait. I said then.
I'm gonna get a walker
Don't worry at least
I'm down
No
Kind of mid?
Kind of mid?
Kind of.
No.
We can get re-rooted?
We don't get souls for killing the wait in front of somewhere.
What the fuck?
He's diving!
He's in here.
Guys leaving the long streets.
He's in here!
In the closet!
Guys, leave him alone.
It's...
Fierce Inferness is screened.
Let's do that shit.
What do you mean? We just said mid.
Let's kill mid.
Beast!
I need the beast!
I can't kill it, I'm just fucking my near whore.
Oh yeah?
Need some help?
I'm actually out.
I'm back.
The Frova Lifetime, here we go, who's gonna happen?
Oh god.
What the fuck?
Why are they here?
It's already de-fuckin' red wins!
What?!
He's right here!
Get his ass fucked up, Joe!
Yo, someone grab him out, grab him out, grab him out!
The hammer is still bridge.
I bombed him.
I need 101 gold.
Yes!
Little bitch.
I'm dead. I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm dead.
You're back. I'm back.
Oh my god
He cleans my stun
Come here wet
Yeah, they don't they don't know about the actual shard sack
I don't know, I just fucking kill him.
Wow, that was fucked up.
Nooooooooooooo!
Don't wait for the hook machine!
Another one! What the fuck!
Another one!
Bring out the lobster!
No, I'm gonna bring out the lobster!
I'm stuck.
I'm down.
Are we...
Are we allowed to do this?
Like, getting... I don't think so.
Wait, you should stop being a furnace.
What do you mean?
the
rest in pieces
I absolutely didn't say anything.
He died again? No.
I'm zipping my shit. I'm coming
They're really asking the side
30 deaths between the two of them what the fuck
only is 15 deaths
he stopped that
he realized at that level that if he ever died less
how is there so much goo everywhere what the fuck are you doing
the goop
What? It really is.
Oh my god. It makes sense in this game.
We're cutting off every wave possible. The single wave is just pushing as far as it can. Literally unkillable.
He's going in!
No.
Into the curse.
I'm dead.
They fucking hate this.
Please, please, rest your feet.
We're dead, use the roast.
You fucker.
Who with no rescue beam?
You actually threw.
We lost.
Mike Dwork didn't build rescue beam.
So this is my fault.
And now they're doing mid-boss.
No.
This is the throw we needed.
Inferness built up our wallets so it would have long death time.
for this moment
and this guy thinks ahead
this guy really thinks ahead
I'm learning plenty of fighting here
I got fucking combos
They might be on the beast.
Oh, they're not on the beast.
I'm coming.
I'm here.
I'm going on the graves.
I can't see.
What am I getting hit by?
Those fucking skulls!
Holy shit!
They've been in skull emoji.
What? She was dead for an hour and her skulls are just whooping my ass.
They're just spammed over there, you know.
Are we in furnace?
No, but there's a shield.
Good shit, Abrams, thank you. I love you.
Oh, what now?
I need her
Yeah, that was
Look at that you are pedophiles drop that word this is the only thing the book
You can't from the beginning.
That literally farmed for the stack only.
17 bats, 16 bats.
My enemy bot lane.
it was a constant fight from the whole fucking dude
they legit ate every bullet and then ran at you and fucking meleeed and
buried and tried to strap that mean manga did it didn't work for them yeah you
We needed a better out of lane game sense.
did this is actually interesting ballistic enhancement or enchantment you read this thing
is that the like 3200 yeah i don't really oh yeah yes i was looking at this but the 30
The creepers on range seems kinda crazy.
On Billy one?
Yeah.
Like, on Billy you can spam
that hits a ton of people
you just get a fuck out of random damage
cause it works on creeps too.
I'll just shift to another damage.
Yeah, you get 4% per creep
8 stack
max
from creeps, but like, unlimited with heroes.
Metro build I'm dead my fucking chat told me. I don't know is he good or not
Oh!
Metronome Good Builds is really funny.
Dude, literally, like, browsing this shit is so disgusting.
What the fuck does top daily mean?
How do I know if you're fucking dog shit or not? You could just put number one build.
Put skull emojis, weapon emojis, spirit emoji. What the fuck is that? Yeah man, he's all three
builds. Yeah. No, you're right. Yes, he's weapon, spirit, and vitality at the same time.
Now dude, someone told me everything that says Zergy build is just some troll shit.
I know Zergy's good, but I'm like the, the builds like aren't his or something.
I'm gonna save my Pryo token for tomorrow Wait, that's what I'm doing
You're gonna play Apollo No, I'm gonna play the priest
I got to go peak.
We have 150 like, vinegar boats between all of us.
We chillin' on 45.
It's got any more than that.
I'm at like 50.
He's gonna be pretty cool actually.
Yeah, what's up?
Is gunpage still a thing?
me I did he chop her hands I see early boys dude what I lost my map
My map was so fucking giga no
You had a shoulder charge on echo shot or echo shot on solar charge. Yeah
And you could just stun him. Yeah, yeah
Yep
So I shoulder charge one heavy punch echo charge shoulder charge heavy punch. That's the combo
It's crazy
I mean, I'd be really wrong. I would literally be screaming.
I one shot at the graves. I famous strike, shoulder charge too.
Do-do-do-do-do-do. I don't know what to play.
Throwing a knockdown in the curse as well.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do a Moen Joe game with some, uh, I did.
I did. I don't know.
No more Moon Jill for me.
I'm funny, Moon.
Yeah, I'll play some Flash.
I can play some Flash. Yeah, that's on my ban list, buddy. You ain't getting it.
I got a victor this is my ban list
but wait you're not playing against it so you're chilling I don't want to my
TV there hope you guys enjoyed fighting five these sixes
Fuckin' mid lane! Are you kidding me?
Now I have to lane with Kurt Cobain here.
Oh, come here.
Oh, yikes.
What?
Just an absolutely troll rim player who didn't level 2 and went tank buster.
He went AFK in the first two minutes of the game.
He's not in our lane, we're good.
He just caught our minion lane, what are you gonna do about that?
Nothing.
Supernic air rush is on.
You depressed piece of shit.
Alright, I bursted.
Wait, I'm gonna die, what the fuck?
Where are you?
What the fuck?
You ran it by a lizard!
Now you are...
We're gonna lose to a lizard.
You are spinning Skolimoji ass.
A girl with a book and a lizard.
Yeah, I don't know what to do with them.
Princess in the frog, dude.
Yep.
Did you shoot them, you freak?
I'm shooting the minions. What do you mean? You're the wraith.
I don't do fucking gun damage!
Have you played this hero?
I'm looking bow and arrow and you got a machine gun. What do you mean?
Shoot them!
and
the
nine
and
the
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, nice, nice, nice.
Good job.
Can I get the banner?
Get the heal?
Yeah, okay.
What the fuck?
You hit me up there?
I don't know.
You just missed.
There's ten creeps.
You're missing all of them.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Actually.
you get the gig of amount of gold
if he snakes up pull back pull back if he snakes up and choose me I'm dead
I was the two
do not be looking at your new worries
Why would he do that?
Oh
He's looking for you back here
On the bottom like it been him. I'm dead. He didn't do it. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. He bit him though
I'm one
Banner? Got it.
Just unrecoverable HP.
Accidentally denied. I'm going for denies only.
Double deny.
Trouble.
Actually.
Banner focus, Banner focus. Get that HP.
Crazy missing.
Nevermind.
Is he jungling?
Double grapes?
What the bass?
Oh shit.
Alright we back.
Snake.
Oh!
Trunk.
Hit the bandit. There's none in my make good bud.
What the fuck was that?
He won to me and I fucking slid all the way to their tower.
I kinda, I kinda, watch out, watch out, what are you-
You, you good buddy?
You, you good?
He didn't hit you, he didn't hit me.
Okay!
Yeah, now it's my fault. Oh, sick.
You got me killed. I hope you're proud of yourself.
fat old bald senile man walks up to a turret
says what the fuck hell am I dead?
I need more cards
and then we can fight, don't hit the wave
I hit it
that's fun
11-9 on purpose to give them confidence
we go snake, we go snake
we just die
She's healing her.
We're snake. We're snake.
I'm healing her.
Going out. I couldn't get an ankle.
Wow.
Yeah, I think I've been in them. Fuck.
Jesus Christ, get me out of here.
Stay back, stay back, get the banner.
Stay back buddy.
WOOOOO!
Get the banner.
Dig.
Get the banner.
Trying to get cards.
Shooting banner.
Those are his hits.
the manor
dig
the manor
trying to get cards, shooting manor
those are his hit
okay
I'm B, lining it back, easy.
I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a, I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a B, I'm a
판
No
Why do you fucking tell me
Tell you about the poison in your veins.
Yes, I told you and you should still.
You didn't say anything.
Cool.
Yeah, throw the game.
Impressive.
Careful, you're poisoned.
You died ten minutes ago.
Say your goodbyes to everyone you know.
No Perry no Perry market
Yeah
I said that five seconds ago. No way ain't no way
Just get the tag wait, I remember that
I'm out, is that a rescue beam?
No, I'm trapped.
Oh god.
I have no way to recover HP, and there's a soul center.
This is not greedy.
Get yourself a blood sacrifice.
still my lash band didn't go through huh my lash pick didn't go through my
Victor band didn't go through I had no way to help
I put something laying against it in my garden.
The shoe binners.
I got limited arrows.
I got limited arrows.
Same bird mid.
Last mid.
I'm coming behind the mid.
and Pedro Lizard on
Let's crank on the bottom
Hello
Fuck him blitz
Get it guys, yes, get this fucking turn
I don't know no no
I'm going yellow, but did they nerf this character again?
What's my arrow stick 20 years to come back on me need the new thing.
Oh, no, my Victor.
Big Victor, Joe.
My dick, who's teamfighting?
Not farming.
Oh, my God.
We lost.
What the fuck is going on in mid?
Oh, my God.
There's so many mid.
I'm pushing right.
What the fuck is going on in mid? Oh my god
There's so many mid I'm pushing right
My god
What do you mean, man? I was farming fucking jungle and walked to them fucking pin on Walker.
Wait, down.
Dude, okay, what is this?
The Walker just hits you. What is the Walker doing damage with?
The fire dot?
The fire does a fuckload of damage.
It's so random.
Pretty sure they buffed that because it did some crazy damage.
Yeah, it fucking hurts.
I think we can run this walker down.
I'll go take this lane.
Leave then!
Okay.
Get the fuck out of my lane.
I'll leave the half HP walker to die.
I could literally rotate.
I'm farming a wave right now.
I'm taking damage.
Like what?
Yeah, it's the dot.
like tags you and then you're just first
yeah you're just burning it
alright now we're done breathing long, we're gonna get the fuck out of the lane
look at the lane, alright I'm coming teamfight
teamfight, no, boner, jump
teamfight i need some souls
hold that thought
I have enough slashes here
So Blitz can no longer bomb himself, right?
Being...
Arrested by our last player
of
I
Doppin him
There's a fucking yeah, I'm up babe. I'm up mid
Watch out for the bomb on the floor.
We're coming mid.
I can't press 2 during my ult anymore.
Wait, what?
Really?
Is that down?
Is that down? Chat, is that short?
Did you change that short?
I just played her. I mean, I didn't actually try.
That's what I get for dealing with Lang, Mercurial.
Dared?
I'm just following the build order again. I am not to blame blame the guide makers
This is not me
To this bitch
She got stunned and she got ulted.
Wow, I fell hard.
I have enough arrows for all of you.
My walker is literally dead.
The one fucking wave.
Actually four minions.
Manhattan is my breathing grounds.
Breathing?
Is that the right word?
I can't be a dynamite man, I don't know how to turn it.
Somebody go yellow.
the spirit urn is waiting to be claimed
it definitely feels like you don't need nearly as much sustain anymore
yeah the walkers seem to burn up the walkers the banner minions seem kinda crazy
Yeah, when did they add that?
No the fucking skulls ate my birds! Nah.
Very good.
Are they?
I was about to get a double kill of my bird and the fucking skulls just popped up and
slapped it out of the sky.
Alright dude they gotta make better like indications that the skulls are beating me up.
They should get 1k on me for free.
What about the fucking skulls in your face does that count?
They had noises too, when they're bonking you.
Shit is cursed.
So, OK, if I want to kill a walker, should I just do spins on it?
Is that the solution?
He's all, by the way.
Just hold one build.
I like the runes of the crates too, the spins.
The speed's actually kind of different.
I'm zippin in.
I'm coming left.
I'm overbearing.
I'll be pretty close to him here, so I'll be pretty close to him here, so I'll be pretty
close to him here.
I got it.
Dude, I couldn't kill anyone.
Holy fuck.
What the hell?
What the hell?
There's a ball somewhere.
Where?
Wait, they do that?
No.
Yes.
The shit's going on.
She just...
We hear the mid-beast noise, and you know it's gone.
She signed a sprint down.
It's gone unless someone becomes a hero while no one's near.
What they go through walls?
Pull back or pull in.
I see the animal.
to yellow
I just
Kill streak avid powers and look so ass good rage rate, but a good rage rate you got me
They're pushing green.
The lifer's gone.
Going.
Keep the sound.
In here.
I'm going.
Keep the surrender.
I'm here.
I think I must escape here bongo.
I'm being I'm out of here. Okay, okay, they chase in I can stop them
There's no res I say says
It's huge like I was so rich
Holy fuck, dude, why did I shoot him off literally how is that guy so rich?
it's like it's the sneaky fucking theory you go to a sidelined avengers camp
for actually no reason by the way what it feels like I mean you're near the
walker they might have been spending like randomly
you're being honest with one
where's he at?
left line
there's at least three or four
okay
I just formed like five fucking K
I'm gonna take the teleprower
that walker's dead
is the viper there?
no, that thing's dead
I'm gonna make amulets here
I
Mean we can fight if they ever extend
Have no wash off on bridge. Oh, I'm gonna be a bit
I'm at the all 40 seconds. I'll be there. Don't die for it
I was assuming it runs. Yeah, it's not just us
I'm just coming
Nice alive.
Flash one.
I'm fucking their ass.
They're all like ass.
What the fuck is this blitz healing?
That's kink what's that?
Are you kidding me?
How is he not dead?
He's not focused on what?
Dead.
Where the fuck's the rat?
He's not a son. He doesn't play support.
I don't know.
I've never been healing by him once in two games.
I played two full games without him. He never healed me one time and I lame him.
Christian Walker.
Making do with our advantage.
Let's blast him a grain.
Fucking kill me.
It's not even Lash. He's not even up.
It's just Blitz. Go, go, go.
He's at mid. It's just
Free it's free
Seven casals big just just just just just just just
7k, 400 more, explain.
get that spirit rose for next team fight and then I'll become god. I am become god.
My counter-stalker was a lash ult.
And both of them are a bit aggressive.
What is Blitz healing from?
Oh, the fucking punch thing.
Yeah.
I fucking told you that'd be broken.
Yeah, I mean it's definitely not bad.
I told you.
Spikey is just running the air in front of me.
Careful for dynamo. We're little too close.
Big team fight is imminent.
Yep, I can feel it.
I'm zipping on street zipping it
I'm in god mode nobody can kill me
Thank god, those un-killable...
Well, they got my ult.
Maybe I should get the pressure.
We kill him, he can... he doesn't blow up!
I think it would have been correct to knock down it and then give them
I don't think we did
They have all their roles
I'm all in one
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah that's true
I didn't fully think about the timer
But I mean we have more threat of winning the game now
I don't think we can contest this.
I'm not giving this away, it's gonna be so bad.
I'm chasing the animal.
Oh shit.
You have no control of the bugger.
It's fucking cute, get off me.
Oh
Baited and outsmarted I knew killing myself with smart they wasted their fucking glass
Why are you not going man? Who's not sprinting mid-lane in the game? What is this great talent?
I need some more souls. What is this great talent?
I gotta pad my stats. What does this mean?
Is that killing the moron?
Reported these noobs.
Wow, okay.
Wait, you died.
Alright, we lost a little bit.
The skulls did 3k.
My whatever my health bar is.
GG report graves.
Let's go ramp the MVP.
He's even alive.
You like to see that.
of
the
I
Said build I've been doing on him. It's pretty fun
No, I did it's your computer
Take it out of them. So you're just so tanky. I
Got baited trying to kill him
Punch build be bop
That's a set is cool down to zero
Yeah
didn't know that that's wild that one's been in there forever on the final point
I think Kylie's saying that you just don't put your point in it for forever
because there's other better shit like any spirit bebop would just never put
any points under the water make sense
Is it actually zero like could he not just
Combo hooks on you. Well, no, it means like one hit. Yeah, when he pushes the one it goes to zero
So he gets the hook back
Why doesn't the same we should say like reset or refresh cool
Set the cool down to zero
can't wait on food already fucking fed him
They've been eaten.
They've been feasting.
That last match was what?
Emissary. I don't know, I think they like, they did something to the ranks again.
Or maybe it was just from before.
Like when they slurped the ranks a while ago, like maybe it was initially already
Kind of unstable
We're basically exactly where we were anyway
Who am I hoping to release next
Venator
Not that I really care. I don't know what the fucking kits are so doesn't matter
I need phantom today works fine well I mean
I mean, I don't know if you're responding to me, but like, for example, they did the rank change thing?
Where they were, it was like months ago, and they were like, yeah, the ranks aren't quite matching up.
Where people are, we're gonna reset and everyone have a new rank.
And I was like ascendant like three or five or some shit. I didn't play after that.
They're just playing out of shit.
shit they felt the need to change this indicator and then now we're back down to oracle 6 or
whatever maybe they have decay or something I don't know I have no fucking clue I'm just
fucking game in
they get a rain change
in the notes
since the thinnest red line you can imagine
it's awful it's really bad
so the lines don't even matter i don't really get the point of them it's the
circle it matters
you fucking see the circle
yeah that's what I'm saying
I was screaming about it earlier
I
Love the gene!
What the fuck put their Pryo token on I didn't
I used the token on bebop all the minute.
I used it on barrage.
No you fucking didn't.
For the GIN!
I'm going AP GIN.
What the fuck is that angle?
AHHHHHH!
I'm going AP, GIN.
Look at that angle.
63% win rate.
Good, good pause, good pause.
No!
Hey pause. Hey pause. I need to draw some builds.
He wouldn't swap me.
These are all ugly!
This one works.
Use items and buy.
Sure.
Oh no, I'm going to the stairs.
Wait till we get long south
And my lash band didn't go through
All right you farm I'll poke him down
deal
I
Did a billion days can't reload your punch
I'm being the cancer.
Good.
My garage is down, make lane aids.
Well, what would you get in your second building, a six-niter?
So, 1.4.
I got a 1.3 UI.
Oh my god, no way, no way.
back in. My first item will be Improved Spirit.
Big.
Dude. What?
No protection, goes a long way.
Fucking freak builders, man.
and
Landrum
Watch out
For that you get a tickle
I am the treaching and that's a patient.
one of them failed the parry so I went for the melee and the alone parried for him
Why did you say they're marked if I miss?
Discus is worn.
the
that's a pause
hold everybody hold my dad
that is a pause
hey
my dad
Oh, my internet isn't going to work out now, probably.
Dude, what did they do to Moe? Why is this one just one-shotting me?
Where the fuck is my cowgirl?
She just runs around!
Yeah, burst.
burst anquix over section gigaburse
Kick his ass!
Whoop his ass!
Hit him in the dick!
Whoop his ass!
Hit him in the dick!
No.
No, I got parried.
You choke that?
If I find someone on their own...
He's one, he's one fucking nooooo!
Where the fuck are you going you fucking clown?
Yeah you need to fight me bro.
You just keep running around.
You keep running away after every wave.
Just fight.
I'm whooping their ass.
the fucking high-pitched whale into the chelous
fuck hey dude that's right
okay I've got ten deaths in lane I'll still win
I still fucking win
fuck you viscous player and lash player
this dude like wants to boxarm every fucking wave
I'm convinced I'm botch man.
No man, it's motherfucked man.
We need to fight.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna go in.
What?
How did he live that melee by the way?
That literally made no sense
Thank you, man, she's the most AIDS lifestyle
Wow, we would be literally 7 and 0.
guy just if we were laying together he's isn't a complete ass car no so good for me
of
the soul of
I have the concert same
There's a mo and Joe in my fucking lane
the
four people
down to bring out the lobster
The spirit bird is wanted to be claimed.
We live in interest in good, no way.
Lash is missing.
I wonder if...
I'm looking at... Wraith?
God, how little this can be, you all.
We got the tower down, one.
BITCH.
Dude, why is Racer so poor?
She's 0-1.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
There's a fucking moe and joe in me.
You buried me?
Any help?
No!
We got one too.
So bored.
I fell asleep.
Oh.
I had a nice video video though.
P.
Oh.
P.
He's just unkillable.
I'm just good guardian.
Oh, okay.
Why?
You got the shot?
Hold him.
Bruh.
I got the assist for being there.
Oh, and Lee.
What the fuck?
I
Don't blame him dude
All right, I'm in need of blue and serve my balls
To what did what
I need the heal.
That is coming.
Fuck.
Hold the wave.
Pushes it immediately.
You're telling me about mantling and crouching.
I don't have a really
I do it literally every fucking time you ass all what do you mean you're watching
for two seconds or what
I'm starting to think these top daily guys are fucking stupid.
No, no, they're fucking lit.
It's the harm.
What is this Wraith?
It's the poorest Wraith I've ever seen.
Yeah.
You're making fun of her, you're making fun of me.
How about you leave her alone?
One in seven, buddy.
What the fuck are you doing?
How about you leave her alone?
I tried to run out of the solo lash and he was
is not a soul ash
he was teemash
never is he jumps twenty times than
a million people shot
he posed no clips into the sky
ow
I haven't heard for the gym screened one time in the mic, or you can try it.
No, I'll only do it when I pop off.
Nickelblitz?
How are they grouped? What? They can't see!
Oh my god
I did it! Under my fucking walker, hell!
Go ahead.
Press 4, ill-made. Press 4.
I'm screaming for help.
You're playing shit.
FOR THE SHIT!
Yeah, I'm overgraged. Go to your knees, I'll meet.
I can't fucking see there's a grave show to my face.
There's a grave.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I mean I can fight again in a sec if you appeal 10
I have a folder too, I forgot.
I'm healing.
All kinds of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the last, this is the last.
Right here.
I have a mark, I have a mark.
Shoot him.
I'm gonna fly, I'm gonna fly.
I'm gonna fly.
Come on.
Our yellow walker is under attack.
I
Okay, please
I don't think you can jump to the veil anyways
I don't know if you team the range, I can tell you got it all good.
What?
Give me at the fucking range.
You can kill Bob Joe 10 times and he will still win the game.
I'm gonna win the game.
FOR THE GAME!
No, no, I can't say that.
Why are you forming camps?
Get off the camps!
You're not even...
You literally can't kill them.
give up go fight the mid just to give up give up why sneak wait I got this
Just like three maybe five mid right now looking alert
Lashes old
Okay, so I'm here
Fucking I'm fucking I'm fucking I'm
What I got reset I got reset
Oh, I'm going.
You're man-bushing?
The best I can do.
Oh my god.
Why am I fucking mojo-altered?
I'm gonna close it from Joseph by himself after all.
Most of Joseph.
Kosofe.
I'm gonna buy counter-spill it.
I feel myself being activated.
He's on it.
And then I'm buying Lincoln's.
I've never seen my fucking...
I must have seen Lincoln's.
I'm not saying that since day one.
Our cowgirls literally never landed the old...unlucky.
lucky
we're not going to what
the right walker we're three men three left our hands was doing what most of them died
I don't know if there's a fucking guy this guy's behind.
He's behind.
Oh.
Man, he just out-skilled me so hard.
Oh, Emojo ulted you.
Damn.
Why can't they call their ability combo?
The first one fucking was.
Well, they're both fucking you up.
Curled us damage.
There the guy holds you with the zap machine.
Is that what it is?
Yeah
I close my eyes when it happens. I couldn't fucking tell you
We might get blood screen care
Yeah, just gravestone
Right
You did listen to the second part I said old out
I'm getting this for a second cooldown
I'm fucking looking in I'm spamming for on you
No, I keep trying to switch up
It's not low oh my god, why
I
Teleporting to a fucking baby
And you say use your prio token on Mirage
I don't care. This is my he's a valor game
I believe I can be the hidden OP that I always change with the...
just very very hidden
someone's here
okay if i die 10 times pushing this walker
i refuse to walk up
they're flanking it, they're literally 5 man team coming
they can smell your fear
they can smell me
he's got it
I
Splendid furnace from asking
Holy fuck out of giga fucking team fight at fucking a g-camps
of
You got ulti?
I made it dark.
Well they're down to ult.
I'm turning in the urn.
They dropped it for me.
My god
of
this bill says once I get escalating exposure is when I start new canoes
and that
no one ever be occurring
you're about to start new canoes don't worry
I need to land one of your other abilities before you press 3.
I don't know if the three itself procs it.
As it goes off.
Sup duration?
I don't like the looks of this teamfight at all.
The rain flashes.
The flashes.
That's a hit.
Yeah.
I hear the leap.
Did you miss your lasso?
I'm coming.
What?
Come out.
Double dead?
Someone's back here.
Kill him. Kill him.
We have a good one.
Break the sloth on the right.
No more region.
No!
I'm out.
of
the
death
of
I
Believe you they didn't get the walker. I'm good legit insane
I got bursted so fast it's kind of insane. Yeah
For you I'm gonna break
In here something
I was helping
Give my ice so kill baby
And we got the air coming
My mom curls on
Don't if I am holding they can't see
Lash can see that, Lash can see. Come on Graves, they're dead.
Nice. Lash can see, Lash can see. I'm on, I'm on, I'm on the moat.
Oh! Oh!
Oh my god!
He's knocked down, he's knocked down here.
Oh my god!
I need another objective to deal with it.
Alright, that's our last pause, fuck you.
We're out of objective.
There's like a zero text like stuck on my screen on this fucking galorep.
Can't see the depths.
4 of them. 4 of them again.
Current rank is Oracle 6.
Alright, once again, Rikachacha.
It says this is where the fun begins.
Not important for the build, but it's nice for team fights.
Not important for the build.
That's the one you're going with?
I think I sell Spirit Snatch.
Yeah, I love it for games.
I don't know.
pretty grouped up I think we can hard fuck this walker hard force hard force
we need we bodies I need you guys so the next wave I need you
we have debuff alt and rape alt, no lash
nathram is going to be nathram
okay
really damaged
rickachachas online
i can buy a 64-100
what did you get?
nah, why are they pausing then?
it's like a fifth ball
what do i buy for a 64-100 on rim?
GOO AFK
No more active slots
I think it healed up though, maybe
Echo Shard on the 2
Don't care
I did not ask how many pauses do they get true
Did they use them earlier I used one when I DC for a sec well actually we did
All right, this might be their last one
Wait, do I have zero bullet life soon?
I do.
I'm going to bamboop.
I'm looking at that rail.
I'm looking right, I'm looking right.
I'm looking right.
I don't want to make you mad
Looking at that rail
Looking right in the middle
Well, then all of them. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah, we're stacking my wicked cha cha
Something wacky here.
I'm looking for my boss.
I don't have ult. I'm not a single ult.
I can sleep on there.
20 men sleep! Hit it!
He woke up.
He woke up to the boss.
I
Would they fucking want to do that so he could hurry me I
Say worth
I think I'm gonna die.
Seize person on screen, are they overextended?
Wait.
There they are.
They might be solo.
Oh wait.
They're on the rush, they're on.
There's two in the left blind.
Dude, do you want it?
I'm still taking a literal zillion damage...
...from Bloodscrank.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd kind of select and I forgot though.
Really?
What type is it?
Warcream.
We never used it once, I have!
I fucking have!
Slownhex!
Fucking bust it!
I mean, I don't fuck with the stacks, but I kind of have to get a chaotic fight, or I can skirt around.
Yeah, I hear blitz, but I'm assuming it's a bait.
I'll get him.
I wish, man.
fuck my chungus life
so fucking sad I see no
go get em
wraith isolated
I got scammed by a slowing mech, should I remove him?
Let's see.
Is this a travel time or something?
What the heck?
Yeah.
This is nice, all day spending.
Just the worst idea ever.
and speeds up and back
I'm just going to try and push the base in the green.
That's a winnable fight. I don't know what you're doing.
I think I can just shred the base.
Just play defensive here then. Just don't actually try and go. Just go.
Just go. I'll play defensive. Maybe a little scatter and run.
I'm gonna look
Following blood yeah, yeah this to here
Oh shit, there's a movement room?
You can game with these.
I'm gonna go back in the meal.
Oh wait, okay.
Group of dead guys fucking talking to me.
I'm gonna feed and then I'll give you guys advice.
I can also pick him up.
I'm doing it.
Yeah, I can.
I'm on 3.
I'm on 3.
I'm on 3.
I'm on 3.
I'm on 3.
I'm on 3.
I'm on 3.
What? What?
I'm gonna go catch green.
Let me show you why. This build doesn't build any greens.
Oh my god, the biggest wave ever.
Oh shit.
I have some of that over.
Shit.
All the rejuvenants are gone.
Got him? He got him?
Nice, I'm coming over.
Oh my fuck.
The fuck's in my just here?
She dead.
She'd take a fight if she can.
We can now climb the loops.
Come on, Clown.
It's not the first one.
No, no, no.
There's one, but...
Could be too wide.
I see.
Time to run.
I do so much less damage, no isolation, their whole team isn't hitting me, I think I can
live forever
uh
looking at our shines they're all themes up
you maybe give yeah
we're being killed first half lash
if they stay for too long we're coming on a lot
The fake Greenwich, Viscous is missing.
They have all the stuff.
We get a darkness maybe.
Okay.
Oh, here's Majestic League 2.
I read it.
Fucking gold.
Just back at the golden goblin.
Can you break him in at the headstone?
I see the enemy.
Everyone's up.
Mr. Wilson
They're all there in there. Yeah
We want to fight
I think I can get fat sleep, I'm playing.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I'm gonna leave.
I'm...
I'm gonna leave.
I don't know.
There, last one, I think.
Force up.
Reach it.
I don't know.
the
day and
It doesn't make this hard for me.
It's funny.
Get your hands off me.
Get your hands off me.
Damn, that fucking Moses was dead in there.
What, I just stomped something in the first one?
Does it break channels, I don't think?
What the fuck does it do?
It does?
Oh, it's Tyrone's doesn't.
Cursed him.
We're doing great!
The smoothest skin you've ever seen.
I
Kind of like the gym double
Let's switch up the band
That was pretty cringe.
The last was on the banlist too.
Yeah.
It's actually crazy dude, like I just couldn't even kill him, had him isolated and shit.
maybe not actually isolated like in their base we were pushing just barely don't do
enough
pen or whatever I don't know what that is I don't know he had plated armorses
getting not on my screen the mouth
Don't see no played on my screen bullet resist
Was this totally a 30
You get some after work stone to
Then yeah, I don't know
uh...
perch on the fifty five or something
that's it
jj
How did I not carry? I just couldn't kill him, man. I couldn't kill him.
I actually don't know who my private target was. I killed Graves, but...
And then I went for Viscous.
And then I saw Bebop 1 HP at the top.
I think it would be Wraith, but she was just such a turd. Probably didn't matter.
I think the pry was correct though. Squishies. I just one shot him.
Legit killed Graves like instantly.
That do be a mo.
in o mo
All right lads that was fun
But I've been streaming for 12 hours and I woke up and started streaming and here I am
So we must hop off and go again tomorrow
I'll see you tomorrow.