I
Know what's
Yo, what's uh
I
Yaw was
My character doesn't look like she lift those swords, dude.
Fuck you.
You piece of shit.
What are you cooking, buddy? What is cooked over there?
Well, can I make it out of Iron 2? No. No, he's hard stuck. And he deserves to be where
he is. He deserves every second of the Iron Gameplay. He is not MOBA man, but the Brave
four
Can I get into ranked experience with what?
What's going on?
What's up?
Did I beat Warlands for you?
And then I kept gaming.
Vault
Hunter
Shatters becoming love watchers it's too hard to hate watch sneaky men. It's actually just too hard
It's legit too difficult at this point.
He's just so easy to love, man.
Never flames, always humble.
performs to the best capabilities he can. Outperforms the opponent every single game.
Hypes you up. Makes you feel amazing. What's not to love?
What is there to dislike?
The eight hour mark the hate watchers come out. Oh fuck
Ah shit
For should!
I'm not far me that's we're good.
we're all good here I saw you typing slurs in LEC's chat what makes you think I
was awake and during else LEC buddy what makes you think that
explain
stream till 9 a.m. sleep at 2
what no what you're one healer waiver all healers are ready to go holy fuck this dude
games other hat on redeem is bugged what the fuck no I'll get that fixed right
away
activate hat mode hat
I was going to be called a pair of foot garments and what would that be shoe shoe on head
Collection doll.
What are we picking?
Wait, let's do a Pelios.
Is there a setting or a mod to change the deadlock health bars?
Yeah, there's some way. Let me see if I can grab it.
Deadlock properties, there you go.
Put this in your launch options.
What does it do? It just changes to the new help bar.
Yeah, the fuck am I against dude.
How am I against Niko every fucking game now?
No.
No, I'm done.
I'm done!
I don't wanna play!
Where are my troop fossils?
I don't want to play
Where are my true fossils they are really like five
Like I have to just go cleanse man
It's just cringe
Godge and play deadlock, the furry is out.
I looked at her kit earlier.
It's interesting.
It's legit gnar.
Thank you for joining Sneaky's Crypto Farm.
What?
Except you have to transform.
Talk about NAR versus SILVER or...
Literally both of them have to transform.
So now you gotta be confused, buddy.
You piece of shit.
I've been watching you since I was silver, oh shit.
I have to assume it'll hit.
I want to Captain Jack that shit.
Captain Jack me off.
Oh shit, I need too much damage.
was actually like the perfectly predictable timing of the gank. I felt it.
of
the
Just pure luck.
of
Dude, I actually thought I was 6.
I don't know why.
Like Shaker was hitting 6.
Alright man, I'm going to give you an ultimatum, Mr. Sinkers the Rat.
I'm going to perma-ban you if you post it again, okay?
I'm going to give you timeouts, but I'm going to perma-ban you.
I unfortunately don't find it funny.
A massive wall of text.
Dude, I've got a fucking audio bug.
I need to get this.
Hey Niko, what's going on here?
Holy fuck, this thing's annoying.
What even is this noise?
Like swain's fucking...
ball sack I like
I don't know why you need an ice-laden Q.
No, no, it was different.
Maybe he heard my pleas.
He didn't sleep again, I don't know
Dude, I-
They're in there.
Can I wave now, I'm busy.
There you go stinkers, turn into a real chatter.
we will respect you here
God this fucking note is annoying.
I wonder what they took from you.
I don't know where Rengar is.
He's not playing.
Nice, still do not as champ works every single gun does damage every single gun
has one turd-ass ability. Okay, you got that buddy? That's all there is. One
poo poo ability. I rooted him with this slow gun and then I shot him with the
Sniper line skill shot
Oh my god, that was loud as shit. What the fuck
You heard that you heard
The only thing that can get somewhat complicated is the interaction so if I
press this red Q I'm gonna proc my opposite gun so I'm gonna be slowing
in them. It's the only thing that could maybe confuse you. Where is he? What? I lost like
three minions to nothing! I'm bored. I'm fucking bored.
Oh!
Mr. Auto Attack.
the man of right click.
This infernum also interacts with the secondary gun when I press this Q. So I auto attack
them with the sh- alright I hit them with an ability and then it autos with the secondary.
And then the ult has unique interactions for each weapon.
Infernal just spreads fire, red heals you, Sniper lets you take a shot on someone that
you hit, Chakram just gives you a bunch of spinnyblades.
Do you hit it twice with Sniper Q?
No, like if the line hits you get one auto.
Like the alt hits you get one auto.
line hits what a fucking target buddy
He jumped me from above off my screen somehow.
and i died
what the fuck is that slow?
oh wither, nevermind
build armor a little gup next time.
Now I watched a clip of Xari with randuins and some other armor item and he still died
to Rengar.
This is just a new point.
I think it's GA actually.
channel yeah you're saying I could tank now I live
these actually kind of bad to kill words as a failure if you're on guns that
what you want.
Damn!
That boy wasn't looking for me.
What the f**k is wrong with the audio?
I
Collect
We're doing fucking C.
Alright.
Thanos has arrived.
Why do I look squishy?
WHAT THE FUCK
No way!
So good
He's like I'm gonna kill you
Jumps into the Herald.
Gets knocked.
I just had to knock her there, huh?
Just fucking had to.
Jump in front of the boogaddy, yup.
Maybe you fucking bitch.
one hundred gold acquired
I still don't have BT what the fuck
Jesus Christ, this item is fucking expensive.
What the hell?
What the hell
Full tank fellios unkillable machine
Is he gonna go for it?
Take me on, take me on, try it.
You fucking pussy!
Cat.
Bring our crits, yeah.
I said not a crit anymore, really.
just type that. And he didn't even go for it. That's how bitch made he was. I think
did change something about it I didn't exactly read it
This tank item coming after mexing crit.
Yeah.
Alright, let's look him up.
Gingar Law, Vicki.
Patustry.
2602, January 22nd.
Okay, just literally a billion bug fixes on the 22nd.
Holy fucking balls.
Dude, what is this list?
Look.
This is all bug fixes here.
And now, this is January 8th.
All abilities re-scripted.
This is one patch right here, all this blue.
Holy fucking dick nuts.
the attack will no longer always crit for the bonus damage. Damage is no longer
reduced by focusing on structures. Attack can no longer crit against structures.
The attack can now roll for a crit.
I would still buy randoons.
This abilities damage is now split from the main attack.
This causes randoons to no longer reduce the abilities damage.
This image can only be increased by the ultimate damage amp when used with the thrill of a
hunt.
The ability's image is now tagged as a proc instead of basic damage, thus no longer being
reduced by plated seal caps.
What?
Actually, that's fine, Pidebilly.
That's fine.
if it's specifically talking about like the bonus damage the Q gets.
So how much damage does the Q do?
This thing looks limp as hell.
Savagery damage is modified.
Bison level, bonus AD.
Okay.
A lot of shit going on.
Indeed. I'm thinking about Crit, right?
He said, shucking me out of here.
Oooooooh!
He built Crit!
Hold up!
Nope.
Randivens is right, Gigi.
I mean, there's not actually a better item to buy
if I'm trying to not get one shot by Rengar.
Let me double check that. Maybe they changed some items.
Armor. I need armor and HP.
Nope. Yep. It's Randoans. It's not close.
Unless, okay, maybe there's an argument here for Zonia.
It actually could be Zonia.
I just go gold.
Deadman?
I mean, I guess it's not.
Deadman is tankier than Sunfire, and you get move speed randomly.
I don't think it's worth it though.
The options are Zonius and Randoons.
Those are the only two options.
The problem is just that I don't think Affilius has any fucking random ass ratios.
Let me double check.
Maybe he does.
AP ratio?
Woo!
More move speed, AP ratio?
Woo!
AP ratio on the root?
Okay, he's got one of them like every fucking skill wait not in the century. Nope never mind. It's on the century
It's on the old it is okay
It's actually Sonya
Zonius is the answer against Tango-Rango.
You wish Riot kept ZZRot such a fun item.
I don't think it was really used in any cringe capacity.
I don't think it was toxic.
I think it just sucked in 99.99999% of games.
I feel like the only removed it because it wasn't good.
But like, I think it's fine to keep it in.
because yeah you get the fucking random ass, memers
and then there actually was a case where like
the case for using it was if you're rich as fuck
and you're a carry or something, I mean okay not even just a carry
but like if you're rich as shit you can sell your item
buy ZZRot, your base is fucked, right?
You're open nexus or some shit.
You pop a ZZRot in your base and it helps defend the nexus.
That's actually the use case.
So you sell it, buy it, sell it again, it still stays.
That was the literal only good use case for ZZRot.
Otherwise it kinda didn't do much.
Banner command was fuckin' broken though.
That's true.
Wait, I'm gonna drink.
Let's see.
Coffee is brewing.
Brew.
You miss sort of the occult?
item is ass. If they did a sort of the occult version that was the same as Darkseal, it
would actually be good. Like you could buy an item that gathers stacks and then upgrade
it later. Yeah, there was the health one, Leviathan or whatever the fuck. I'm gonna
I think I might be too broken with how much gold you already get the support right now.
Should they make Serpent's Fang for AP?
Um, I don't see why they can't literally just turn Serpent's Fang into adaptive force, anyway.
I'm like fuck with all the stats, but yeah I mean I think there should be an answer for
Mages that
Had to deal with giga shields
I think it's weird to be I
It's literally what I was talking about he was yesterday
I was talking about like the concept of itemization and how I think there should be like
Way more options in terms of counters
Because the way atomization works in League right now is literally just, champions have their build.
And you can't really deviate from that.
I
Yeah
Got a coffee
Yeah, Jamies just have their build and then like what even happens within their build is like you just get different flavors of damage.
Like ooh, do you want to start your crit, start up the crit build, get a yunt all, do you want to do basically an artificial crit every three hits?
Do you like attack speed?
Do you not want attack speed?
Like, you're all just doing damage, so then there's basically just literally one way to
efficiently do your damage on each champ, you know, until they fuck around with the specific
items. Yeah, it just doesn't really get interesting. You just don't really get to make choices
the conclusion. You just like know your spikes.
Hello I'm new here. Does he often talk to himself this much?
What? What's up?
Has Vinn and Volkaner doing Lux, Zoe Bot lane, killing everything?
Don't tell me they've stooped so low.
fucking tell me
say it ain't fucking so
oh shit we got a ton of sand coins from something
I don't know what.
I mean I am talking to chat fuck you fuck you
You can bind to your source without actually doing it.
Oh, I didn't talk about it.
I did that on accident while doing it.
The reward is literally like so whatever.
Yo, do you know anything about cube farming?
Dr. Muff?
They rocked where my arrows came.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Dog shit before profound?
Oh, Disparage.
Do you have to use the LEGO compass when you're cube farming?
Disparage?
No, dude, like I've been cube farming in 8 and it's just horrible trash
dead bumble back
spite drives me
and trains us.
Who's Varus is kidding?
Dude, I think it's the only one you can do, Slinkies.
It's what I've determined.
I've been testing a bunch of shit.
You literally have to.
else is good. I mean, you don't care that much, you could just literally try to borax
farm like borax is actually good
Oh, what nah, he cheated he cheated
I'm with you that I was trying to avoid the machine thing not a single piece of loot to be seen
Like what's with the minion block?
I'm alive.
I figured out what the Vorex, the skeleton, like the bone centuries are just so fucking
dog shit.
I
Weird leave other things
Yeah, the pest is good. Oh my god
For the gene
for the jade!
the fuck
The magic that sealed me became my blight.
Yeah I just said they're good.
They're really good.
I think I've had my best ones.
With that.
Not bad
huge
I'm just gonna stay here for now.
Missed.
That missed?
Fucking ward here.
What do you want to do again?
What use is mercy?
It's the first step.
100%
What?
if
Oh
Oh god, oh no, oh no, someone help, there's a dragon!
I'm old enough to remember sneaky videos french kissing on stage
Okay.
can we hit six off the.. my kill? or.. nevermind
I'm looking like a tank type of type of fight.
another zoning a game sure like it it's good to me 40 ounce coffee is my
french press that's pretty blind there though
I'm surprised that was the interaction.
I'm just gonna be really good defensive I'm gonna give a fuck all tank your ass
Oh, cool.
Seems bounced.
Let me just, uh, let me sell my damage here.
What strength do you cling to, Sun-Sci-Lan, until the last breath?
Would I press a Sony there?
Well, if I had it, yeah.
Anytime he's gonna jump me with the mark on my head?
I'm just gonna stay here and wait for him to come back to me and I'm just gonna stay
here.
I can't kill us.
My wife is watching heated rivalry every time I step into the living room, the guys are
having furious gay sex hmm is it like striking vipers
I don't stop a bullet.
You're a killer. I play this role.
You.
You're a killer.
He won that cross.
Oh my god, he's dead as hell.
Just quiet my mind.
Your team has destroyed a tower.
There is no way to get inside.
I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
Damn, that shit chunking.
I'm debating on the next item, maybe it's literally the Sonya right now.
Nope, it's not Dusk, I need to live Rengar and have no fear of him.
I need to be able to tank him.
I don't know if edge does it for me. I don't think so.
I think I still get slaughtered.
Nami! No! Take it!
get away from me I don't deserve it I'm going this way
Great use of edge, it did happen to be pretty good.
Cato. Not that it really would have done much to me, anyway.
I must be more. I must be for sin.
Oh
Don't fucking take this
What would I care about bringing around half his juniors?
I'm invulnerable.
He's ulting.
my hatred
CHEESE
What?
Those jinx, but I still buy Zonya
I'll fucking take it. I don't care for the team
For the gene
He had to take that bait he knew I knew he was gonna go in on it
Kinda idiot by the Zonis against Kate.
Well it's gonna be good cause Kate won't be anywhere near where Rengar is jumping.
Kate Arizona is pretty terrible against Kate though.
It is true. It's true.
Is Rengar old flashable?
No.
You can like flash it so it's hard for him to get his follow up.
He's full build, he's full build!
I only have autos. Wait a sec, I'm just a regular AD carry. Screaming that I can only auto-attack, hold up.
Wait a sec.
I'm so dead, what do you mean, I just zoned you as the old.
Like that, see?
Easy.
Now Rengar's dead.
That literally was me, that's me for real for real.
He's fucking pissed that he's not one shotting us.
No, no, don't do it.
No, no God.
get away from me. Just get away from me. He's gonna be so fast man. This one, this one.
I'm only using my Zonius because Rengar is trolling and dying for fun. Sprinting it down
because he's pissed that we have zonius
that's right we you and me chat
together we will live
seems kind of a long cooldown though for real
two minutes
unreducible
What the fuck?
What even hit me?
Is it Rekhwan?
I was mashing Zonya.
No, it wasn't Rekhwan.
What the fuck knocked me up?
a nato there was a lot of shit on my screen I couldn't really see
I
Should be good not at all
Get him Zash
You think you can kill me
Well, he cheesed.
Did that executed for him so much?
No, he didn't kill me.
instead dude 420
Actually, I didn't realize they made Humble Not Cheap, either.
It's just an actual Leave Ality item now.
And Randuin's next?
No.
It's just one item.
It's just down here.
Other one's overkill.
Another one's overkill He has this guy's send
It may be opportunity just sucks.
You just gonna move?
Serpents. It's not Serpents.
What the fuck?
Oh
Going
Shit go in
What I went past the indicator
Bullshit
That was crazy, like the game was won by the way, and then Diego and Zac went in, and then
we also decided to X-ray right after with Pyke and Gwen.
I have so much armor like what the fuck
what?
Did he get fucking executed?
Watch for the E, watch in.
What the hell, he bought deadmans?
Even with Rengar literally trying to lose, sprinting it down, we're still gonna fucking
and lose.
I'd still fucking lose.
of
three
of
five
Shit, I just got my Q back there.
Come on, come on.
Oh my god, please.
Oh my god, mate.
It's just...
It's just unmanable.
We can't win.
We just can't fucking win.
I think BT is better than your mana.
Oh
And he's out he moves to tell the truth
They have no words.
How is my fate to lose?
I lose! I just lose!
Right! This gig!
Fuck you!
I haven't gotten to use Zonio on Rengar once.
He's just fucking hiding from me.
Alright.
Outscaled. Outscaled. Outfatted.
Better belly wins.
Hey, download it, yellow.
was the screeching? Oh, that's Mirage from Deadlock. Yeah, from Apex. Mirage from Apex.
One sneaky can't win, well that's too many sneakies on the team.
If more than zero Sneaky's on your team equals lose.
Lose head
Are you eating macaroni bites, oh shit.
for ecology exam? Are you gonna win, son? Notice you haven't been living a TBC wild
character. Dude, that reminds me, I just watched a video of some like, there's like a thousand
of them or something at this point, like talking about the ashes creation, but like this dude
He was just absolutely fucking pissed that anyone at any point believed in the game.
And he's just like, nah, fuck these stupid ass streamers fucking shilling their code
and shit.
He's like, they all knew it was a scam.
He's like, I've been saying it for 10 years that fucking shit is a scam.
He's like, fuck ass fan, fuck.
Fuck these random guys.
I don't remember all the names. Pirate Software is one of them.
He didn't really go out of his way to mention Zaryu, but like, he showed Zaryu.
Oh, Lazy Pion. He was saying, fuck that guy.
And then he showed some like DMs from the Steven guy
That was from like
2000 I do I don't know it was like all this fuck from arc age
Basically, he wanted to buy him to join his guild. He was gonna pay him a hundred bucks a month. He says I'm a billionaire gamer
I'm gonna pay you a hundred dollars a month to leave your guild join mine become an officer
And then and then he's like you're gonna have private jets out to five-star hotels for land meet-ups
This is the Steven guy saying that
It's funny as fuck
He's just like, nah, I declined the fuck out of that, and he's like, I knew this dude
is a scammer, and then he's just like, talked about the dude's history, Steven or whatever.
I don't know what the fuck MLM is, but, like he has some history of running some pyramid
schemes with some drug. Oh, that's multi-level marketing, literally. Okay. I see. And you're
saying basically Ash is a pyramid scheme with all the creator codes telling you to get in,
you join, you get your creator code, and they showed that like, the game just released,
Ashes on Steam. He's like, there's no fucking way they didn't know this game was gonna go under
by the release of Early Access, because it's like literally not even like two weeks later.
And then, like, apparently the whole reason they even did the steam early access was so
that they could basically say from the Kickstarter, because the Kickstarter had a clause in it
that like they said we will refund everyone if the game doesn't actually
release so they released it on steam just did not have to refund
They can technically say release.
Not that I gave a fuck about the game in the first place, but the second I saw my eyes
in the concepts of that game, I said this game is just dog shit.
I didn't know anything about the dog shit owner or whatever.
The curse that is left unchecked overpowers us all.
It seems like I'm not the only one who can defeat them in this turn.
I didn't get rid of the bubble on the guy, I'm slid, I'm lucky.
Vow sworn!
Sorrow. Hatred. Bothered.
Oh, I wish you'd be more.
It's just way too um, to actually do something.
the
At least this is a comparatively peaceful time.
Love of man, welcome back.
Which step since leaving the temple has been like-
Actually needing on me to come back.
Not for life, as a stranger.
Does it sustain?
So now the situation sucks with walls for me.
I should have even influenced the top shit.
I'm really useless up there.
I have to recall.
I am sure there's a place I once called home.
I'm as fast-mattered between meals.
I got pushed into the traps, but complete accident.
the fuck it's Poppy mid
Is Kindred 80 carry viable?
It's been somewhat played in the past.
It's just awkward because like, a lot of her power budget is interpassive.
stacks the marks she's not like guaranteed to get her
marks in the bot lane.
of
the
Cleanse all discords.
I recognize so little.
Why is my Nami just not in the correct position like ever?
I got the fuck you walk around for.
That's actually Charles fuck, what the heck is he doing?
There's literally not a single camp on the map.
We're watching the jungler on a fucking ward, sitting in the brush.
His raptors literally aren't even up and he's jacking off waiting for the raptors to spawn.
I don't ever flamed my jungler for dogsheet decisions, but that was absurd.
That was like an actual bronze level player decision making.
I think I'll just hug my turret for the rest of the game, until my jungler wants to play.
I bait the enemy to walk up, see if my jungler takes notice.
What is this ever value in hurricane?
It's arrogant to believe the Kinkuu or anyone who really understands what they disrupt in pursuit of valor.
There are no humans on my team.
I'm living in an AI world, I'm gonna hear a can for fun.
It's not bad, it's just probably worse than fiend bolts.
I forgot how much more weep they have actually.
I am harder than the place they once called home.
I like have to go Lord Dom, dude. This Poppy is double my health.
Fuck that armor.
Oh
Okay
Oh the juicy AoE
The sweet smell of freedom
More of thinker Kaiser is alive
Not for me
Shindabs into you gets ulted.
Like the whole fucking team's going up there.
Wait, we have more.
We have more.
He ulted out of Mord.
I'll kill you.
A silent and blind enemy has been seen.
But his enemy will never have a warrior.
Balance is a calm view.
The roaring skies before storm.
No way man.
I get flash ball bang there.
It's so bullshit.
Infinity Edge, Shibana.
I mean, I think we can actually win, surprisingly.
Woo!
I feel like we actually outscaled them.
I think because I don't think they're so lanyard, so that's strong.
I think Zoe can land like a one-shot.
It's going to be a skill issue though, if she has to land it.
I
Ain't you dead
All right, we lost here
mid with dead weight?
i mean he wasn't smurfing but
it's a good play jungle, i'd be surprised
I mean, it's not about his decision-making, regardless of the vehicle, you keep it low,
to sports filled
doubt it
it was
and he was okay
just
he just like I said he was fucking around too much
like he just ran up top lane
which is okay
I mean, the problem was that the lane situation specifically
left me in half health, and I needed to sustain to get back.
And then he went top lane.
So we had to give up two waves under turret.
And then later, he's just walking up around river for fun.
But I don't know.
Sometimes being there for a Harold fight or, I mean,
not Harold Grubbs. Sometimes being there for a Grubbs fight can swing it and make the
game go well. I think it's okay.
I think I'm going to be able to do that.
Jungle fill it might happen.
be inevitable.
How is there more age flicker strike than flicker strike?
What do you mean more?
This is less.
This is actually a better version of flicker strike.
It fluxes your screen far less and you can use different actual skills with the flicker.
It's not just like a skill called Flickr Strike and that's all it is, it's like, you use another skill while teleporting.
The animation is terrible. What? It's literally not though, what?
He's berserking blade.
I haven't seen that skill. I haven't seen most skills in this game.
as wheel game
kate win
15 minute Neela FF, huh?
jumping screens.
I'm doing the boss strut right now the gods thing I
Was fucking around with other shit
But I don't know I don't think anything else really even
Does anything at least in a to
I'm not quite strong enough for profound yet.
crafting in this game? Yeah. It's very simplified. It's still cool though, actually. I like it,
know it's simple. There's still a lot of like variants. Like the crafting is it's
just like you go to your PC gear you click this UI and you click like prefix
one two or three suffix one two or three and then it rolls for this pool or you
You get two advanced A-fixes on a piece.
And if you're at this item of a hundred, you get two of these ultimate A-fixes.
Those will come in until way later.
A for C, welcome back!
Yeah, it's really nice to see like everything can actually get
I really can't even see these swings.
Why does he have a ward before me?
Is there a rune? It gives you a ward faster.
I'm surprised that you died. I actually thought I had barrier.
even though I like literally just fucking cleansed
I should have flashed at least, chill
when you use the yellow elixir literally as you get it
it doesn't matter, it's the most irrelevant shit ever
The most thoughtless elixir.
Taking Klin the Emilia?
What do you mean?
I got Maokai murdered.
Because of my cleanse.
Do you have money if you sell it?
Be a lixer?
The one that gives you 6C gold after you use it?
a minute later
now you don't get gold
just sell it
so it was disabled plus five gold baby
What the fuck, bro?
Oh my god, how is this even possible, man?
How is this even possible?
How the fuck did that just happen?
I made no sense.
Level 5 with the collector.
Okay.
That's it!
You're blind now!
Instantaneous death is coming.
I'm the best labris has chosen
Let them swing sweat
And now I have been slain
That was maybe strong, but it needs me
So weird I'm surprised they've given so much space
Thomas squishing his head against my arm.
thing in my inventory, what, my pot? Yeah, you smoke that shit normally.
Classic. Literally zero skill, instantly dead.
There's no counterplay if she's too fed.
It's fucking weird for Red to be sharing at this point.
I haven't met my equal. Never will.
That's fucking weird for the red to be sharing at this point.
What the hell?
Everyone expects good for your family.
Hmm, that plans.
I don't think we can walk this way.
Okay, sure.
We're going for the great siege, baby.
I'm four levels down on fizz, someone want to explain?
Nice
Okay
We guys are winning.
What the hell?
This is a winning game state.
Thank you
Double flash
I just fucked a bad guy shot himself down.
of
I
Shit this slur me were me
Oh
We dead is hell what the fuck
Shia, what the fuck?
not a lot
I got
Let's take a look at the
I don't know what to do with this.
bull bull bull bull bull.
She hazed me, oop.
Nope?
Surprise.
Where the hell he going?
he go an inhibitor style holy moly
okay
what
There's a fizz there
I can recall and get this.
main shadow flame. It's just the items I suppose.
Hrox is so high, dude, there's no way Hrox has six levels on me.
That is absurd.
Nice
Your form in his phone champs
True true
Based
I netted him and I flashed and I still died.
Watch.
What?
The cats are just all over me man
Ohhhh!
ADC is broken, man.
What
What the fuck is that?
How are we spamming, pinging Baron?
And we don't even save it on a smite.
I wish them never to challenge me again.
Me pinged it once like an hour ago or some shit, like I don't know.
I would have like tried to secure it like I think we still could have done it
And I I literally should have secured it. I just didn't know
Interesting defensive there, Fizz.
He's just unkillable.
Charge!
He's just unkillable.
Charge!
I'm going to kill him.
What?
Double kill!
Chin
Oh
No, Panther.
Saved by the Kentexel.
How the fuck did we win a game?
Are you serious?
Hello, she-o!
What?
Am I at minus 22 plus 18?
Let me see.
What the fuck?
I might just be red alert man, thanks for subbing.
Hello Kitty.
You want the food?
Let's get you food.
Think if he gets, be right back.
I
Pussy one pussy to pussy three
Wow, I went AFG for like two minutes and I still can't push play again.
I think Hexoptix is kind of only a first item.
I think it's very hard to build it if you're not going it first.
The only other option would be fourth item, and it's like a replacement for Rapid Fire.
because of the way that you're limited with the credit items, because they're all 25%
I didn't get the SSR, what do you mean SSR Pog?
I didn't get it!
It wasn't mine!
We'll be good luck in a bit.
Try and play some Silva.
still talk
really to our games
unless this game is absolutely the most soul-crushing dog shit ever
Let's see, that's every game?
Soulcrushing dog shit?
hmm not quite not quite
So that's it.
Edge your emote.
Mmm, it looked whatever.
I wasn't excited about adding it.
Maybe I could have reluctantly added it though.
I don't know, dude, galleons, galleons have come.
of
sounds like something I could drink I mean listen to
No, you're right
Me and my mom watching sneaky, why would you say that I didn't say anything I read my chat
literally not me it was not me I pick out only the most interesting comments if
I don't read your comment it means it was dog shit you should give up typing
Fuck you, you didn't even use the emo.
Fighting!
BATCHEL!
I actually don't even know if I would have killed him if I flashed on him.
I'm not messing around.
I'm serious!
That bubble looked like it missed.
You're the biggest loser in chat 105 stream streak.
Nah, I think there's a bigger loser out there.
Who's got it? Who's got the bigger streak?
Wait a second. If you have 105 days to watch, that means I have 105 days streamed in a row. Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
No.
Say it ain't so.
Perfectly W'd with no vision you say.
Huh.
I
hot family twink with the fuck I've never done one of those
Fimbly twink with the fuck I've ever done one of those I
She's got fucked up my tf so in three based on that early game skirmish
Malchite F losing 2v2's before the enemy has Murk treads.
It's not a good sign boys.
It ain't a good sign.
the Mercs that ruin the world.
The war of attrition.
the attrition of war.
You hate this character, huh?
Me?
What the fuck?
I could feel Zac's presence through the screen.
he's still looking
he's still here
i can feel him
i can feel his girthy talk
oh my god she bought mercs
Oh fuck yeah! Get him! Get his blobby ass!
You're gonna have a daughter suit any name recommendations video game character, baby
Orion is items chain laced ball crushers and a lost chapter.
What the fuck does she have a quest on?
With no first item, it's so weird.
I'm not sure what to do with him.
Your team has destroyed the turret.
Your friend has been stopped.
Right into us.
I'm fine.
Okay, our god gone crazy.
Please explain how Aphelios plays Sneaky.
Aphelios used big gun in his shoot enemy to kill him.
The enemy take damage when he shoot.
Belius likes random guns and range to kill enemy
How are you one killable?
It's FAKER!
Oh my god.
Hey, what the fuck, man?
I'm fucking strong.
I'm a strong man!
I'm a strong lad!
You can just walk away. We can walk away from this.
everyone can be chill
I'm going to keep the sniper for teamfights, yeah.
And Furnim's good between fighting though, as well.
And Furnim's good, Sniper's good, Red no, Purple no, Chakram combos, with the other two.
You're not helping the guy at Merc's.
Come on man.
What the fuck TF?
No way.
How is he alive?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Finally!
I didn't get any fucking crits before that shit, I deserved it.
Bullshit ass game.
WHAT?
No way, that missed.
That fucking missed.
Clip it.
That didn't fucking hit me.
Uuughhhh
Nope, didn't hit me.
Not possible.
Alright, the members.
I calculated the movement.
388 Teemo's a second would have dodged that Zaki
He's lucky.
He's getting new guns in rotation.
You auto attack and you press the ability.
I think most I'd deal for a team fight.
would be that I use a red ability into Sniper
I get Chakram stacks into Sniper swap
And I get like a billion guys were 5d5 season
No crit!
This game just sucks.
This game just fucking blows, I don't know what to say.
Actually 25% probably crits there.
I would have banked up my non-grits earlier and said, you know what buddy, here you go.
You've earned this king.
the
I'm going to use my ulti to get the kill, and then I'm going to use my ulti to get the kill.
and miss a creep? legit a fucking... what the fuck?
what is happening down there?
it pings them when you TP and fly by
I forgot what to take my wave of anyway.
I'm just fucking ready to call.
What's your name since last season?
Yes, I've never...
...able to be registered that's happened.
What the fuck?
How is that not a pentakill six thousand damage oh my god
That was the fucking dream
Hurricane penta's there, I'm not gonna lie.
Ain't even gonna lie.
Dude, I am a protagonist, you didn't see that shit?
That was as juicy as it fucking gets.
auto reset and what am I auto resetting with?
Oh
My god actually just lose
I think I'm just gonna fucking blast me.
I was stuck in my fucking ult animation.
It's like ulti auto.
Asha! Asha!
Did I got a shim of a bull, huh?
I was looking at the thing and I was like, I got a hundred and seven.
That's where I saw like a thousand.
If you ever land the fucking snipe, you just shoot him with the highest damage auto possible.
What?
We literally don't care about split-pushing.
It's your foolish pressure
I don't know why Nami spam being the tier 2 bot.
Ergot's down there, sure, but TF should not be splitting like that.
I
Swing mouth my pushing mid bro. What the fuck are you doing? He's ruined all pressure
Showing yourself for two minions.
Nah, I just...
What we're doing is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
I'm gonna puke.
We can press your Baron, but not like this.
I somehow lost my sniper.
Just be a sniper, old.
Oh my god, my papping.
Well, I shot my sniper cube, but I thought I had 16 bullets.
I guess I autoed a little.
I'm glad I got BT.
Please don't troll your teammates, they don't deserve this.
I'm sorry team.
That you had the unfortunate opportunity to play with me.
I see 5 of them.
Two of them are still alive.
Two of them got here.
I counted six or seven summoners code violations.
Explain yourself.
I think this is their wave.
Nope.
Nevermind.
I think it's probably gonna kill me.
You
How did these like I did 6,000 damage? It's just irrelevant.
Why, why are you full HP?
Did I not hit H-Rocks?
I did.
His health doesn't even move.
What is Ori's health?
How did I do 6k?
What?
I
I'm dead instantly.
Oh there's actually a nade let me see.
Nobody clipped it.
Nobody mentioned it until you.
We dare to steal them, we'll go back.
I don't see the ZAC circle here, I need my replay.
You got the clip Luna?
It's fine.
I got it too.
clip didn't told me
I'm completely out of that
I am so out of that man
like what the fuck
I don't know that that doesn't really look right
Like yeah, I understand that the hitboxes are on the feet, but like it's just the animation.
Like it's not like my hitbox is extending backwards because my character is physically
walking.
Like my foot's only like this because he happened to use his right leg to move backwards
the exact moment.
look it literally pulls me back in by the way see that shit this is not look
normal
this happened to Achilles 3000 years ago like you can see my hitbox
What if it's a bug? What if a failure is his hitbox? It's actually too big.
Hi, I'm the Zach main. That was bullshit. You should have done shit. See? See Zach guy in chat.
Literally Zach IRL.
I fucking knew it.
I'm gonna put a potato in and I'll cut.
the sweet potatoes in.
11 p.m. light snack um no more like my dinner my din din my fucking din din you piece of
shit
Hmm, I think the fusing is pretty insane here.
Most people eat three meals a day, so you get three breakfasts, three lunches, and three
dinners.
Yep, it's true.
I am eat.
Let's feast.
Oh, I get the repeat.
Mid lane!
What the fuck
Ever visited the heart attack girl like grail like faker in T1 I
Don't have a there now I
Did see one was one Vegas
It like the old strip, I don't know the fuck the old strip is called
Vermont I don't know
Probably sounds right from on street
Support the Viego.
Any tips for getting better to fill these currently 200 LP Masters?
I mean it's kind of just gun order really.
Inferno, all insane teamfights, Sniper all insane teamfights, well, I mean, you know,
trying to kill the adc Sniper all is really good.
I
Gabbled next to see he once and he kept trying to get the blackjack dealer to bet food it was weird
Huh
Right that is pretty weird
huh the fuck am I against?
Cape mid, baby?
Ferris mid?
Cassante mid?
Cape mid.
I tried Cape mid, no.
Nuh-uh.
You know, sorry, Aphelios means use some abilities on waves and keeps them.
I mean you dump red late game mid late game. You don't really want red ever
And you don't really want purple
You only dump if you're like literally fucking ten bullets on the other ones
What the fuck is this scheme? It looks so weird.
She looks so different.
I had a rule for every mile I've run.
My scroll must be destroyed.
What?
Scam!
Chicken assist nice
Let's have it then
boom headshot boom headshot
boom
I think I'm back by Ruby dude
should miss a melee probably two you are really bad no what's up to miss one
My story that would take ages to clear the jay sir true I see it I read my
my chat before I read my in-game chat, is that crazy? am I sick for that shit? sick
in the head or sick as fuck.
My support just ran it down the top lane.
playing anonymously because you're an insecure little bitch
Change
They know so little of the world they traverse gets used or
Everyone is doomed to repeat history. That's where I come in.
What the fuck enemy Varus is sheen?
How did he not... die?
The pike?
You fuck?
What?
You miss every skill, shyness?
Fucking kill you clown-ass bitch
I don't know why Diego recalled there that was fucking weird
huh
use the Swords game
He ever goes to work sunrise this might be the game
Yeah, that's coming.
Merk's good against Cassante?
What?
I can't even be true. I can't possibly be true.
Dude, fuck. What? You can't refund the boot?
Nah, that's cringe, bro.
What the fuck is that?
Like a bug like they should let you're from the boot if your boots just upgraded no matter what
Summer.
All that finds this place will be destroyed.
Rockcho.
Cooked cooked cooked cooked
Or Phaelite's too strong, Sneaky.
I'm not sure about too strong.
Definitely very good.
I
Just have you like too strong though
Like what is too strong even mean like you get vision
In a large area it's like it's too much vision
But like both teams can get it.
It doesn't last forever.
Siki kinda looks like Ryze except if he wasn't blue in 17 times the weight.
I
Should have suicide of the third more things to carry
I'm actually pretty fucking strong right now reporting giga
one can only hold all this power
I'd like my trashies narrowly avoided.
the U.S.
Sure.
Rinse.
Sure.
Rinse.
Sure.
I didn't want to ult out cause I was trying to fight his ass cause he clearly wanted to
kill me.
No 1v1 BG.
I'm legit about to be in Faker mode.
the verge of feiko mode. I'm not in feiko mode yet, I need 1k gold, I mean, 1k for this
right here
it's so close
i could taste it
wait, i don't have serfs
oh, it's been cooled on from this
Dude, I feel like when there's actually a minion wave with Ryze, I feel like you legit
have to focus it, because everything gets cooked when you don't.
I remember when I was a part of it.
Is it crazy this Viego who's like actively griefing the match has, literally has two
ass items?
That's actually wild.
Oh my fucking shield.
What you're him?
You're Diego.
You're Diego Cassante.
of Yagokosante!
that's why you picked Diego
to become the strongest enemy in support war
That was fun, that was so amazing.
How long has it been?
That's 45 minutes for my potato.
Shipped now, welcome back.
Potato
Mashed potato
Pillaring mounts of mashed potatoes.
Check the timer
What are we gonna see you back in X9 what did he mean see
X9 report this streamer
basic
Guys, it's still 10 minutes.
It's 10 more minutes, I'm hungry.
And that's how I inserted the potato into the oven.
I can do it for 10 minutes, dude, I just, I just don't know, man.
I don't know, dude!
I'm scrolling to YouTube, but for what we eat.
Not seeing much.
How is your hair thick at 45?
What?
in China my daily routine is a low-income salaryman parentheses no friends and no
partner okay okay all right
You know what? Let's log on to Deadlock. We're not going to play yet, but I'm going to look
at Silver and read more of her shit. I don't know what mobile we're on. I just put a random
number you get that but the Japanese version Japanese salaryman
For the kid!
Oh my god, my frames.
Look at this chat, look.
Silver.
She is out.
She is werewolf.
She's legit gnar.
Character is ugly.
I mean, you can't actually see her face.
That's very hard.
She's ass?
Yeah, I have no idea.
I haven't seen her yet from streams.
I tried to tune in though I was playing her.
Her gun's kind of weird.
is okay it is a shotgun it looked kind of like a fucking single shot oh it
Reloads like that.
Okay.
It's like, um...
Abrams, right?
Here we go, I'm NAR.
Ow!
Okay, so this is like, I see, so those can't be parried, apparently, the left clicks.
Just the like normal autos.
But like an actual melee, you know, with the noise and shit like that would probably be
parryable.
Can you read these?
So you get, it's a 20 second cooldown, it goes down by 4, and then 30% weapon damage.
And then if you hit all shots, deal 10% current health and damage.
Holy!
Bonus fire rate deal bonus weapon damage based on the target's health.
For a limited number of shots.
It's pretty cool.
It's happening! No!
So you get max health, move speed, fire rate on enemy heroes, stacking fire rate on enemy heroes, okay.
Wait, what is even the number for that?
Oh wait, it's probably because you fucking, you're just wolf slicing. That makes sense.
Okay.
Wait, you can't actually read the ferocious shit until you transform.
All right, the two oh dude the two is legit quinny look at this shit ready
Jump in bounce back knock them back
Dash forward kick the first enemy hit dealing melee damage while pushing yourself off and marking them
Cheering the mark enemy deals spirit damage and removes the mark
Have a small circle
Fancy gadgets to get the job done
They kind of can it's buggy or something there you go
Beep forward mulling the first enemy hit for melee damage they suffer from reduced bullet res and take spook damage over time
8% bullet resists
Okay, so it seems like you definitely want a melee item
Or probably a lot of melee items honestly
Yeah, dude, even this does melee damage, okay.
Deal melee damage to all enemies in front of you.
Wait, it's an in-front?
It looks like a fucking spin.
Let me see.
I don't know about this three, throw a bullet, doing spirit damage, applying a slow and preventing
movement.
Abilities, stamina, or jumping.
Damn.
Damn
You can transform faster, okay wait why does it have that circle isn't that circle weird if it's only in front
Weird it's fine I guess 65% life still got me
Oh wait, you can see the scaling on the- okay.
Wait, that's actually interesting.
So when you max one of them, you're also maxing your wolf form ability as well.
Okay, I would figure that it would just be like when you're in alt, it just has the same
level based on like the alt level or something.
I don't know.
This is fine, I guess.
So you can reduce the cooldown by 6, that's a 21.
Restore 2 stamina on here, there.
I wonder if this is hard to hit.
It looks pretty short-ranged.
He can't see the jump back of your two with one or three
Didn't work what did you mean?
Pressing to mashing three not canceling it
Looks like you just shift forward and you cancel it.
Yeah.
Oh, you're just going to type Kappa after typing some bullshit.
No, fuck you.
No, go fuck yourself.
I don't like people getting too close to me.
Yeah, it's literally just melee damage scaling, holy shit.
What the fuck?
So you just literally have to play this champ with melee items.
Melee and tank shit.
Which looks good here
Yeah, like time pulls probably
Spirits and you just need all three of these probably all four
Get some tanky shit don't know how to build in this game hold up get my food
Yeah.
I'll be here, Lam, but I think Billy in this game, a lot of the heroes are kind of attached
to items, like specific items in the shop that are like super good for them.
that's gonna be hard to just know
I feel like guides will probably tell you those
for the most part, like
grey-telling for example
where the fuck are you?
like the way this guy does damage
this is one
It's a charge based ability, so you literally need this extra charge, which builds in the rapid recharge, so that you can actually kill people.
This is an example of like, he's very attached to this item.
But the general concept of the items is that if you buy anything in this weapon section here, you increase, if you look bottom left, you increase just your damage dealt.
No matter what no matter what you buy in here your weapon damage goes up. I just click random shit
I just got 80% weapon damage. So it's like
You're kind of just picking and choosing what like utility of the items that you want
And it doesn't really matter too much
Pass that but then like there's some really specific
Good synergistic items on them
Which, you know, it's hard to just tell you, right?
That's like the core concept is just if you want to be a left-click guy and you start
buying the shit in here.
You want to be a billy guy? You buy shit in here.
Pass that, it's kind of like a knowledge check of what's actually good.
like lightning scroll on this guy would just be horrible but you could buy it
right it the lighting scroll stuns after you hit them with the alt three
seconds later there's like you're trying to kill someone with the alt it's the
concept with this guy and you like this wouldn't matter
guy who uses Metro Build explaining items I don't actually I don't use those
whatever you say buddy
but um nothing too is even if you're playing like a squishy guy you'll always
want to get shit in this health section because a lot of it's just you know like
life steal but you know like you buy this life steal you're also giving yourself
percent health actually know it's flat I swear this was percent percent before
yeah you just get HP when you go in here so you're not literally getting one shot
but there's a lot of like strong items in here anyway better synergistic with
spirit or weapon deal damage to this
that's a very freeform game and there's a lot of items that can answer problems
that you have in the match
Yeah, you got tank here and you are getting your healing, most likely.
Yeah, actually, there aren't really boots in this game, but close to seeing is, you know,
Enduring speed but like it's not core on every hero in the game. I think being
completely immobile is pretty bad. It's like you're gonna be good on those guys.
Sprint boots right there bud. I mean I'm talking like a comparison to boots and
League and Dota, like you're literally trolling if you don't buy boots in League and Dota.
That's not the case in this game.
I'm curious should you play if you'd like support, besides Paige.
Well, the new one counts, RIM.
can be very supportive but can also carry. I don't know if I count Moe and Krill's support
but like it's supportive, Paradox supportive, Ivy, Kelvin, Dynamo. I mean like I'd say a
a lot of people past that can kind of be supportive, but they can also be carry.
Yeah, like doorman.
A lot of people play doorman.
I see a lot less strict support doorman.
i don't know if i've ever even seen that
yeah like dynamo
very hard to play carry on
if anything you'd just be fucking shooting your one
I know I don't really play great talent much Mr. Greg
Grubb
Some people say it's better to be feared than loved.
Those people totally get it.
I think a lot of the guides with the builds for this game kind of suck.
I mean, they're a good enough baseline.
Do like the problem with the guides is that they have too many variants with the items.
They don't just tell you literally what to purchase.
They just show you every fucking option possible in the bad ones.
Just like, OK, this is your static core items.
And like, I understand maybe the game works that way, but I think if you're going to make a guide,
That's like a horrible way to do it, like you just give baseline tips.
And then they can deviate from there themselves.
Yeah, I mean you follow it like it's a guide and then you're just out of item slots and
you're just confused as fuck.
You're like, okay.
Uh, what was the intention here?
Siki, would you rather be feared or loved?
What?
Tyler1runsitdownmid9yearsagohismapcoveriskys
just from like when he before he got banned
oh it was yesterday
Hold. He's going to do the thing. Hold.
I'm down to open, okay?
Let me just sit in the fountain. Wait a bit.
Is he going to do it?
Oh.
One more word and I run it down, smile.
Moby Boot Corky. Right click to mid, not even looking at it.
Huh. I mean, he's lagging hard as fuck, like...
Wait, is he gonna grab the package and then sprint it?
No, no package.
Oh, hell yeah.
a classic song right there. Oh my god. Dammit, deep.
talk shit again
Isn't that crazy? This is how his lead career started, like, actually.
Have you- Have you checked the map cover yet, chat?
No.
8 more minutes, what the fuck happens?
Oh 9?
Okay.
110, what you gotta kill?
Reports his teammate.
told me the inward and chat always flamed me, told me to shut the fuck my fucking mouth
you stupid inn.
Why?
What did he even report them for?
Like they're not gonna see the fucking game logs or something?
They're just gonna read the report and like holy shit that guy's a menace.
What the fuck?
All right, Benny.
Potato and beef consumed.
Play Hayes please, I never asked for anything sneaky.
Remember when me just hated him?
I mean, like, it made sense to obviously not like Tyler back then, like, he was just absurd,
like, that's not cool to do what he was doing.
It's just outrageous and, like, funny because you're like, what the fuck is wrong with this
guy when you see it?
And he also did it to High, by the way.
I think that's literally why Tyler won got popular, was he specifically did it in a game
with high and he was ending high I mean I maybe eventually would have happened
anyway but that was like the beginnings of it
yes I made Tyler famous yeah I mean hi also being you know teammate
Yeah, I mean, all this money, for sure.
It's just like, obviously, his behavior was completely unacceptable, and it made sense
to not, like, be just doing.
Obviously, you know, he's changed a lot.
Specifically running it now, and he's like, never okay.
Like screaming at your teammates on the mic while streaming, and like, there's nothing
wrong with that.
Like, maybe some people want to watch it, maybe some people don't.
As long as you're not literally screaming in the game on the fucking text and running
it.
You're re-installing.
Okay.
You modded the game too hard.
I'm going to be washing a whole lot of blood out of my fur tonight.
Huh?
Don't tell me you gave every character a big throbbing cock.
I have 4 votes, how the fuck do they have 4 votes?
No wonder we lost to Silver.
Every cheerlew says Rhyme is the worst character in the game.
Really?
That seems pretty good.
I don't think I've ever bought this item.
You guys got shots?
What the fuck is that noise?
What the hell?
Is this thing good?
Wait, does this actually consume extra ammo?
Wait, it doesn't on this hero.
Wait, doesn't work in the melee though, huh?
This arm!
Oh shit!
Wait, dude, it's fucking troll warlord.
Oh my god.
I need a chance to root on auto.
Chance to bash.
Chance to Baaah!
Silver currently has 7 and Drifter placeholder model.
What like on the transform?
with this as well this cake is it sevens kick
oh that is I thought it looked a little weird when I first saw it it's like huh
Oh
I'm doing this for money. Help me kill the detective. Did they say that or do they like keep it hidden?
Yeah, we don't have the model done yet, but here you go
a lot of them placeholders a lot a lot
Warden is Lash as a cop I mean their mustaches are different
if I die so be it let me see okay hold I'm not dumb I know a lot of people hate me it's a
different you know it's just rules so hard that every mediocre soul in the city they're
different you're wrong buddy my family failed to protect these three ones
before
I love this
I fear nobody
How did you do that?
How did you- aww.
Where the fuck is Murad?
How do I get him to stay for this shit?
How do I get him to stay for this game?
Say the fucking line, asshole.
Why wouldn't this reset me?
and I will survive
Colossus scream
And I will survive
They've got a scream.
I'm fucking huge
Low HP scarabs
How does he say for the gene
how I can't hold I can't fuck at all
dude what the fuck are these descriptions figuring out what happened
last night in the hideout playing with the dead in the hideout
is the character see what would you buy here
melee life steal close quarters she wants spirit no right
Maybe she needs spirit strike too though.
Can egg dash some of us?
Just two right?
Yeah.
That would be good indeed.
This pretty good to her attacks being old.
Yeah it does.
I was expecting things to be a little tougher not too crazy of a ratio
Point blank
May they let you let's try these four look pretty good and you get like a
Res
Hunters are
That'd be good.
What does this say?
I guess it says Berserker.
It says Kinetic and Stamina.
Dude, I feel like X express shot would be kind of weird.
Unless you're actually inhuman a lot.
Maybe you're inhuman a lot.
We're done this too weak, bro.
Stronger feels to shoot.
And it did gig it damage for a while.
There he is.
Wait, so does Mini the melee ship proc?
Yeah, proc's on too.
This procs it, this procs it, that doesn't, it's 2-1 proc meleus, I don't know you max,
I read it but I didn't quite fully comprehend.
Gambino, welcome back!
Oh, what's up?
What do you think, a Street Brawl? It's pretty fun. Cool mode. Short and sweet.
I think I actually read the old 15%
Bola res and I'm not afraid to make a mess. Yeah, that's a lot actually
Three moves speed 120 by bonus all on here kill refresh abilities duration and transformation heal
That's pretty strong the bowl of ricochets two times
Give up the rations increase
You get 45 minus move speed.
This one, it's a 30% slow, it goes to 40, make it do a little more damage, and you also
get...
3 max looks very bad.
Arm both ends.
I don't know if I saved it last but it doesn't look that good.
Need to reset your modem real quick.
Nine seconds.
Okay, wait.
That second point in two is kind of crazy.
9 second cooldown reduction on the leap
You can see your z item
There you go
Hey, you good did
Reduce the damage by 25% for five seconds sort you Sam
more bull it was this production it's like total right oh my god it's 20 okay
Two maxes! Kinda fucking good.
But so is the alt.
Alt max, two max.
5% more missing health with damage.
I'm gonna...
I don't know, like this could be strong and maybe, because it's such a low cooldown already,
it's really good.
And maybe it's not hard to hit all the shots on this one.
like the obvious combo here is literally two and a three right?
Shrinkray, what the fuck?
Wait, that last group of two fucking hours.
What?
Human two-in-the-malay?
I don't actually.
Oh god, I need a real build on sevens.
Nah.
Oh.
Oh, well played, then.
There you go, now you can hear your discord.
I don't want a ball, Bill, man, no, I don't want a ball.
I don't want to ball!
Come on, Duke, you're 7.
I didn't, he's in the list.
Like, 9 others.
So...
The game, DC...
Oh, cool.
Did you lose your token?
Have I lost my token?
Nope it's still there. So fucking lucky. Nah. Still there buddy.
Yeah they actually died because they didn't get it.
I want to be able to plague the new heroes but I guess so does everyone else so this is cursed
and there's fucking 12 people spend your fucking pizza pie buddy it's down no pizza
hey look we can go in the tunnel sound
you can't fucking cast anything in here
can you not cast in the cat? in the regular game? in the tunnels?
Calico no like you're in the tunnel. Can you not cast?
Don't know
I'm trying to holy shit. I got got waves, but I didn't pry oh, I know what you get my file
Fucking you know
Maybe it's the same exact items. I just looked at you could do the Metro Billy
though it's like his name no okay he gets mean the lot I don't know Chad likes
hating on him but he knows how to play Billy Billy man
It's also one of my most fun things to do build shit
All right Victor made it through no
Metro Billy
How am I gonna deal with a fed Victor and a fed in furnace?
Why is in furnace? Why are you so skeptical dude's fucking been a turn of six
Since the game came out
Who? Oh, Metro?
Yeah, he's good at, I mean, he's good at the game.
He's good at fucking Billy.
I've heard that guy as a bitch.
He whined a lot, yeah, but he knows how to play.
I don't know a thing about it,
as I'm just sitting here confused.
He's a bitchy whiner, but it doesn't mean
he does not build the fucking character.
I don't watch his stream, but.
YHCTI really hates him in chat, I'll tell you that.
I don't think you did. I think you said Metro is the build.
I haven't seen this fucking Zip animation.
When do I use my 3?
Do I want to go over the melee?
What is this?
Where's the key?
You need to get the second point in it immediately so you can get the reset on your own.
one. It is weird that one is going to start three, but technically it won't be much.
Wait, just a...
I'm weak level one anyway.
Yeah, Billy.
Shit.
Right, Bongo, here's the point.
I'm hearing you.
Nothing tells someone.
You Echo Shard scrolls on their body when they come out.
Alright, I got a melee.
I get melee lifesteal, here's your first item, it shoots fastly, I do be in the list, I
I got 160 ping, but...
Yeah, at least I'm a modem.
Eastern sharing this over here.
Thanks for your boxes, you stupid bitch.
that
said
it with my three seconds
and about
max health
every time they were
I don't get that when I don't have it active.
Yeah, you need it active.
Okay.
What do I get when it's not active and I hit it mainly?
Nothing.
Not sure.
I'm just rushing Life Strike.
Is that real?
Yeah, they buffed the shit out of it, it's so good.
I'm skeptical. I'm skeptical. I'm going to uh
Why is the cow? What the fuck? I fucking
to wrap this fear was on the other side of the truck
we kill a banner even fight
do that
He got his ass, baited him with the fucking melee.
Yep.
That one back.
Got him on wall.
Fucking him on wall.
This is my first ability game, so it might give us a lower elo game, I don't know, unless
it works.
Oh
Gunbuff on the right side
That's too fucking unkillable
I think I need to deal with Bane or something
I want to burst Tuck, what?
They always carry us with that knockout
I mean like it was so slow
It literally took an hour
Yeah, the combo I do is heavy, baited, and then two heavy
I'm gonna save this shit
I'm telling you you can never fucking have you
Yeah
Big true big true
We can spare damage your final
I don't think so, he died, he got my turn, oh yeah, pushing in your things.
Dude what the fuck, it's so aids, how slow the head he is after the two, like if I didn't
Push two would have been three times faster.
Damn.
My three resets my one?
I
Thought he's
There you go
Hell yeah, I learned to make my crotch, that's my one apparently, which in turn reload your
you're doing and give you max health, not bad, which is so good.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
You're fucking broken for jungling, are you kidding me?
I really is.
If you go through that, if you hit three up you can heal off that camp.
What?
If you press three you can heal off the camp.
I'm not gonna chase this guy, I'm not gonna chase this guy, I'm not gonna chase this guy,
I don't even plan on it, but I'm like, I guess I can now.
that combo was nasty what was the combo i didn't see it
press two and one
rat cat
i don't know man i'm going left
coming left
Our dog has been feeding a drifter.
That's not good.
Female drifter.
You ain't about to suck.
I remember fucking people were calling drifter a werewolf and not a vampire.
You could clearly see his red claws.
Yeah.
My favorite vampire is his claws.
Yeah
Let's see jit I'm summoning my goons
All right
What are you gonna do die molt us
Oh my 830 isolated by a faster
Welcome over
We kill come died it hurts
I'm taking the basement and by basement I mean tunnel and now I'm taking the basement
The Trifters missing!
Actually, fucking Rage is the money maker.
Fucking old lane in their farm journal games.
Gig is strong.
Are the zombies called souls free?
Doesn't that count?
I hope so.
Because I'm the one that killed it, right?
I need to be close to it.
Stones have a proximity now.
Yeah, they made it shorter range.
You have to pick up the souls off the floor.
I feel like Rem's ability specifically says it picks up souls for you.
Oh yeah.
I'll survive, Rooker.
I ain't doing anything, mate.
Spear Strike's probably good, I just...
follow him and it's the build.
Nothing I can do, I gotta go to the build.
A couple people on the right lane.
I'm pushing my advantage, they're re-killing it.
What's going on diamond man, do you want to kill me?
Double kill!
There was a lot of point reading, blasting by the thing.
What's Victor going to do? Kill me?
His Toxic Bullets did 1k?
No, that's bugged.
I didn't say it's too good.
No, he doesn't even say he's 3d damage.
This is bugged.
Indie damage.
He didn't practice to me, but he practiced Toxic.
I'm speaking mid. I'm speaking mid.
He's below or what? I can maybe come out the other side.
I've been lighting them and then he parried.
Hey, it makes sense if you just humping their face, like they're gonna press fairy.
Look at that.
You gotta predict the right.
Run!
Iceman!
I did my job!
I fucking slurped the walker.
Dude, these skulls are fucking...
They do so much fucking objective damage.
Is that my mother?
Excitement there, they can change.
I'm not sure what the dog was doing with me.
What the dog doing?
They're coming to push this walker.
I'm coming blue.
I'm just gonna take the little from the sky, I don't know.
Oh my god, um, I can't really go in here, I'm fucking choked.
He hit me with the two.
I didn't know there was three there, that would be fine if he didn't hit me with two.
a lot of fucking gamers
okay
oh god there's a victor here on us
it's okay my zombies are doing work I hope
no I ran the wrong way I couldn't fucking see
20 people blew
You're welcome, including my balls.
Wait, you can get green.
You'll get green, you pussy.
Sure, appreciate it.
I just saw the sinners.
And I was looking at my build.
I'm not sure what to get.
That's two, this two here.
Would have died.
What the fuck?
You're worried about fighting Drifter and escalating toad.
I'm on Victor.
Putting a thing on top of him.
Hands up things.
What the fuck just happened to me?
Your support has been invaluable, Meganus.
I see me.
That's fucked up. I can't allow you to stand there and believe me.
What? What fucking walking guy?
Jipper's on it the whole fight.
Came over and killed him. He murdered it.
We were fighting I guess
I'm waiting behind the wall.
I guess he should.
The Holt. They don't have all my men. She's running at me.
Yeah, I'm on.
I don't even think there's a big one.
Got her.
Still on the Holt.
Got max range carried.
Calvin's doing jungle camps.
No, we kept the building on me.
The dick is missing.
These items are getting wacky as fuck at this point. What?
You can can upgrade endurance at Juggernaut.
Yeah.
animals walk up like this no no punish them
you're just sprinting at him
I'm pushing green
I'mma keep pushing my advantage.
I think actually parrying that was insane though.
I'm just so ready if it's Billy I guess.
Yeah, you'll see some gamers. Even when you're behind them, they hear it.
Yeah.
You just like the Billy that we ran into last night.
I don't remember that Billy.
Tell me about how Perry was bullshit.
Oh.
And he removed it from the game.
Bullshit mechanic.
Yeah, I shouldn't have been.
I figured he wouldn't Perry it, given the situation, but it's still not worth.
You do have a, uh, hello mouse, mouse on damage.
Left click damage.
Yeah.
of
the state is ancient and
This left wave is so huge, holy fuck.
Oh, maybe we can kill this Inferness.
What game did I play, man?
My aura.
I gotta go blue.
I
Almost time for the running of the go
The animals here
I'm helping the werewolf fight all the supports it's happening
I got a big bolt, big bolt.
I'm a big hole.
What's that?
I hear shortbusters, it's crazy.
It's a no-cast time.
I got 7k to spend. Push push push. I have 7k.
I got 7k to spend. Got it back? Yeah, I got to recall guys.
guys.
What is this?
What are you watching?
No.
He parried me!
I'm feeling a freak.
He's dead.
He's kind of fufi.
He's just gonna fufi.
He's not fufi.
Yeah, now this guy's just mashing parry.
I think I was lucky earlier to have him turn.
He's too scared, he doesn't know if the skulls are feeding him up.
now we gotta go spend guys this is just too much of a song
do we?
NO!
seven way he said it he fucking said it you know that's pretty fun all right for sure second game
I'm gonna keep playing there so that I got my token it's going on soon my token to
to count your token
putting my token on raves
I'm saving my token for when you guys use your tokens
I'm saving mine for revenue on Thursday
True how much objective damage I do
Oh my god
I was literally channeling Bondu energy that game is Billy mashing heavies
Wrong
Then how do you get buried permanently huh explain explain because they get lucky they get lucky and then fucking
They parry one out of my five light pants
And I die for it
huh weird you just press M1 in their face and tell their force to use it yeah it
seems like unbeatable and even if you need a reload then you just press the one
This is one reload. Like it counts.
Counts about a million.
It's like my MMR is being solidified.
They said they did something with it again.
Mine didn't change.
See for two.
I'm an Archon and the, I guess.
beatable if they kite you and me I guess just really if you're in their face it's
kind of a checkmate
four two one three one was that the combo I did that check goon about or what
No?
What are rates 7 and ranked?
Um...
I mean, to my understanding, I think the ulti build on 7 is just troll.
But, I think the advantage of 7 has is that he farms fastest fuck.
Damn. I'll have to hurt Bill from Guinness.
so like it's
turrets in 19k damage
you're dealing with a dude that's
getting rich as fuck
so like he's just gonna be strong cause he's throwing money at you
which is hard to deal with
wait I don't
from my experience he's never felt oppressive
but most of the other heroes have
like a fedash shiv
Fedas Abrams
Like those guys are horrifying
Fedas Ray Fedas Yamato
Like those those strike fear in your hearts, but like I don't know. I think it's just cuz sevens
Damage is just kind of conditional
Like he does a lot of damage during his three
but his ball never really murders you and his stun is super short duration and it's
delayed as fuck like I don't think it sounds bad because you can kind of like set up on it
I'm knowing that if I'm going to get stunned.
I can feel my power growing.
Yeah, I don't think he's really an issue.
He's a little hit by ticks.
Yeah, I mean like it runs into them and slows down as it hits you.
on these tunnels. Give me a...
Swing way!
Scylo-Rafeno! Welcome back!
Yeah, I'm here.
fucking no clip on
no I haven't seen double tombstone
I think the tombstones whatever
I think it's like really hard to kill, but it's also like kind of
ignorable in a way. Like it's just this little side thing that goes on.
It might be really good in like a mid-beast fight in some fucking corner if they actually walk in.
Hey, what'd you say?
I had my Pryo token on silver.
You had it last game, silver?
No, I just got it.
My last slice.
And I'm Pace.
I'm Graaaan.
Oh god, what the fuck are you braving?
It's probably just...
I'm back.
It's probably just because I have too much.
Too many heroes.
Hey look, I have some.
If you have too many heroes, it probably just gives you anything.
Oh hey, you just want me to care.
Band Heroes Sinclair Nina.
Shit.
I don't fucking build here. Keep it paused.
It's not gonna bust, it's gonna bust.
But keep it paused.
Oh no. Fuck you.
I just did my own build last time, maybe it's fine.
What?
It says give fortitude on the default build on victor.
Got to stay healthy.
I can still get a pain.
Wait, Kai you used your token?
I'm still moving out.
Okay.
Let's say that's my thought.
First game playing games.
Oh my fucking god.
Six months.
Huh.
You think you may have to go for a melee?
I've landed two bailes.
I'm in the third
doesn't matter
plus two baby
there we go
that for the entire thing I had 800 things
couldn't tell you why
no I don't know why everything felt so not responsive
I was just this character.
Salvin up.
Did I too?
Back it up, back it up.
Fuckin' sweet!
You're getting how much that stings!
Nah.
He's gonna be back soon.
Natural fucking cancer land.
The fucking turret's shooting me there!
What?!
Yeah, there were five of our creeps hitting it, by the way.
No way, dude! I was on like the roof!
Is that even real our whole wave was hitting it that's insane
We all believe
We've got my fucking one baby
They went back.
Seven stalks us.
Is he really landing that many in an island?
God, push it!
Gotta push it!
Come on, man!
Hey, whatever!
He just healing right it while I'm shooting his head!
What?
No panic.
We've done the rest of the walkie-talkie.
the rest of the lock it
Not he ran into the tower and paired it wall
Actually had fucking aids from the sign. He can't he can't he failed
still chasing
he's still chasing
what's he want?
that has actually been me
literally every fucking time
I failed at jump chasing someone there
you yelled at me once
that couldn't get through
it's fucking cursed
I
Literally if you can go through there like they will fail the jump. I guess he's allowed to do that
Yep
I'm running this up.
Not for my own.
I'm serving.
Uh oh.
You can help me.
You can hold me.
You're on pomegranate balls.
Oh, that sucks.
Don't do savage to this guy.
Yeah, they can have Walker.
Dude it's just like the most hidden tanky fucker.
He actually isn't really tanky, really.
Because he still takes all the damage and he can't defer much.
But yeah, I mean, yeah, he's a nice like HP shit, but Cosmetic Walker
He just feels like when you're trying anything and you're dying
Yeah, yeah, I feel like you're not doing damn so you want to back up
Sure
Let's take the wave and then go to their machine
I agree with that, they're not coming, I guess you'll take it.
What?
He just walked away.
Shoot, shoot, shoot.
What?
Wait, our walker is gone?
I got an upheller going.
He's too.
He got us.
Okay, you burn each other alive, okay?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, kind Bongo.
What?
Yo, what's up?
He's screaming this later today.
I'm just reading your name.
Oh
Oh the melee went through
Do that bug still exists heavy melee right as you die still hits
Guys where's my left walker yeah
You're killing me we don't need a walker to win
The spirit enemy is waiting to be claim.
Alright, I got it.
Mystic slow.
No, leave it.
They're in our casino.
Let's start this for a minute.
Combs steals the camp that I'm taking and then just runs away.
I
Right-ass beach
We can handle it no worries
Dead back to back
I absolutely take a dump down my fucking lane opponent's chest into fighting Godzilla.
We can handle Godzilla, our turret can't though.
It's gonna be a nice, uh, Spear Resil game.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah
I'll go zero and ten and lane and I'll still fucking win say
Yep.
Fuck, they're basically same size.
Dude, like, does the third Guardian matter?
No, right?
What's the first slot?
It's all walkers.
The first slot?
What's the first slot?
There's three slots, one's on the walker, there's four of them huh, there's a person free,
person's Reno?
Yeah.
Shit, when did we, you got the left turret guy?
Dang.
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on in there.
I was going in on you, all right we run, buddy we're still here, where are they, 7th attacking
my, I just want to take his machine in his face, fuck that, I did that twice, I did that
but this time I cleansed the stun
I think it's one's ready.
About 10 times out of lane I'll still run.
I will run my head to that yellow walker.
moment i see your face anywhere else say goodbye to your walker just turn the
furnace
press the fucking heal button on me dude
has every unit of me just never healed you or what
fuck is wrong with this people
alright im doing it, fuck it
what's another death gonna be? I see a page coming
page is here
I'm gonna throw my funny pillow at him
oh shit
the
we can chase them
only dated by my expectations
now i know
I will stop it so I can get rid of it.
The XCN needs to be stopped before it's too late.
She's a group on me, mother fucker. We'll kill everyone.
Keep them busy, Longo. Wait, you're on the wrong way.
they at least make it home
you can't kill them dead
get his ass
yo, page your page
fuck it, yo, it's just a McGinnis
I'm fucking, I'm beelining to you
I'm going in for that walker
Yes, I'm literally God I'm faker God combined. Oh, yeah, you're back there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we could kill my Guinness walking me with a rope
Stupid bitch and I will take your water letting the devil out
Okay, there's a ship here
They're good damaging. Yes. Yes. What's another 10 deaths gonna do
We delivered the iron
with 20% HP and you jumped onto a creep to heal it.
What's wrong with the ship?
I don't know but I'm coming.
I'm pushing mid to go wall.
There's a single minion, that's good.
I'm gonna just go hard on this turret here.
Blitz is gonna be here.
Yeah
You did a million damage at all
I
Was this just been ignoring that dude, okay, so many of his objectives in front of us
I don't want to go crazy right now, I'm just going to try to get it off of you, I'm going
to send a bolt.
Oh, Inferness isn't right, I'm going, be lyin' it.
Drift through spiderman
Come on tell me
I'm dying
I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying
I'm dead
I just like how you
This could be an ambush
Yeah, I want to please you but that fight is about to happen so about the rapid
I go for the stealer.
No, that's not what you thought.
I said, should I go for it?
Yes.
What is your life?
You already own seven.
Nice!
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
It's actually getting worse.
Free HP, you're free!
The rejuvenator is expired.
Where's my Yumi?
Are you good? I'm coming.
Hey, that guy over at sense, hey, I'm fine.
How did you live it?
I got solo'ed him.
Is he going back to the inside?
I'm low.
No chase for kills.
Kill the lightning scroll.
I'm going to return to get out at this point.
Okay, blah blah, but yeah.
That's good.
The furnace dead, no rejuvenation.
We got a lot to work on.
The furnace dead, I'm pushing green.
Can we get a knockdown for the 7?
Maybe I'm gonna support her again.
Never kill you in a million years.
Yeah, I just pull in anything they touch you with.
check the curse what can I do but curse how to spell it if it comes to you
scared like a fight you don't mean let me have to do I can't go in here you have
sacrificed yourself for me I suppose I just thought you're gonna just show
you like I'm 7 2 I think you tip it out I got skulls I got skulls keep going
He's just healing right. Here's nothing.
They're all here!
Yeah, I'm sure this is Bob. Where the fuck did he come from?
Back in the closet, Matt.
Run!
I think so?
Oh my god, longer.
Fucking skulls get him!
Kill one again, Miss. She's alone.
Kill her ass.
Look at that.
She got the locker.
Did you buy wrapping recharge?
Yeah.
Boob, me?
Bob.
So what?
Boobzo.
Fuckin' boob.
Alright, then make it a ring walker.
Mmm, man.
How about...
You do your own thing and I'll do mine.
Your thing is my thing considering we're on a team.
I
Didn't want to go in man
it's so weird fucking eat curse is turning off my aura
yeah it does that it's fucking annoying
like a true passage here
I feel like it shouldn't
but I guess if it fucks all channeled shit
Maybe the Invernis.
Another team's here.
I'm good luck.
He goes in, he goes in.
Nice.
Good pick.
Very good.
There's no way.
That wasn't lucky.
Did my wand didn't fucking heal me?
I
Got to play Nari Ed now not yet
The greater expansion I'm begging dog
I mean, I could get it later, but I want eShift.
Oh my god!
Ha ha ha!
What the fuck is this McGinnis?
Don't save them, don't save them, come back, come back.
I can't be stopped.
We definitely should not fight unless they're extending right now.
Just team fight.
Just let me do my own thing dude.
Actually not really pushing.
I'm gonna burst him down.
Who?
Paige.
Yellow.
Paige didn't leave after anyone?
I might actually be able to bake this out in Perrinx, isn't there?
I can stop it.
I think they could be there.
I'm gonna send him in.
I
Don't know man
I just stay staying for the whole fucking team, I can't watch that.
But I'm not powerful enough, they're so rich, they're all richer than me, that makes no
sense actually.
I
Shoot him with the raffle the shot than raffle this age 26 machine the right
Oh one K
Ready to go in?
Start out wooing!
My god, you're not turrets there.
Holy fuck!
They're putting the dog down.
I'm sucking the turrets off.
They're bird, they're nexus.
I'm dead.
access
Suck that picture from seven
They just really screaming that's what I'd like to see
That lane was on playable
We're both like super short range inferences just meaning us with a shield on
Fashioning fucking Guardians Ward
I want them to really be sober without her ult.
I like her gun for more than the ult.
Yeah, that was pretty weird, it was forced.
like I feel really strongly all I could be and they're actually almost one view
on the inference but it is whole team behind him
I can't not nuke them furnace too, they're fucking its skulls.
This gun with slightly higher fire rate and not instant haul off?
Looks pretty good
What do you mean instant ball off like range?
Yeah, like
It's basically a shotgun the fall off damage
It's token time
of
time of the six of us to venerator
of
the
last time there's a
He was immediately a balanced nightmare.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Which means Apollo is going to be broken as fuck.
True.
Still is a balanced nightmare.
True.
Oh, so true.
Maybe he won't be so bad once there's, like, more bullshit in the game.
And that'll be like, like, Dota where everyone has their own labor bullshit.
Uh-huh. I mean, what would even...
I mean, it kind of does this thing. Like, the curse was annoying as fuck.
You think it'd be someone with, like, a channel or a cancel? Or you just mean someone just a stronger?
I mean, maybe there'll be someone that just straight counters him.
Although that would be weird without draft. Wait no, they're adding draft eventually, right?
Probably.
I don't know if they'll keep this Pryo system forever.
Because I mean, like, I guess the draft you literally couldn't...
Maybe that's why they were trying to introduce like a role system.
No way
Really what I
Mean right it's not in the game now, but I think like
There were tags that they were just gonna put on the characters. Oh
I guess they haven't done it yet
Decided not to
I have this item that randomly gives me stats and I'm just like 13k health.
I think the 6 character event is really cool.
Like that's a lot of fucking new characters dude.
Imagine League man.
There's like 3 a fucking year sometimes.
This is 6 in 3 weeks.
League used to shit out heroes.
Like honestly, similar rate.
It was like once every 2 weeks or something.
Yeah.
You guys said it?
But I mean, they were just basic bitches pooping out turds.
and
and yet
deadlock
because we're gonna be second
character, character, star
the hit game overwatched you
anti-yell
yeah
you can't kill the dead
I wonder what they're going to do for release plans in this game.
they're gonna call it officially released is it free to play or do you just buy it
20 bucks
yeah I would be the same as Dota yeah just skins I mean I don't see why it
wouldn't free play plus skins I you like it'll be more like CS it's free to play
And then ranked is...
Oh.
You have to pay.
You see that?
Because otherwise you're gonna get like cheaters and shit all over the place.
I mean you're still gonna get that but...
At least adds a barrier.
Yeah that'll be better.
Oh no, not the asses.
And stomping the cheats.
Yeah, but like, you know how awful it is playing in the games where, like, the non-verified
games, whatever they're called?
Yeah, yeah.
The ones Ampo brought us into, yeah, I know about those.
Pretty much hackerverse, it is hackerverse hacker, like, literally.
People just keep hitting each other.
Pointing the finger, Spider-Man emoji.
You're fucking cheating
Wait Bob Joe kitty my little kid my one
Bob Joe is sprinting at them, parrying and nailing is the cat.
That's what they're in front of us when we're doing. Nice game.
There was no punish. We didn't have the DPS to break the page shield.
I would have killed her if my fucking head and meal I didn't push her off the bridge.
Got the second head. Second head again.
That's tough.
This tower is hitting me. More fun.
Don't kill the bear or...
Yeah, I got healed, so...
Alright.
I thought you were still behind me.
I was close, I was close.
It worked.
He is too, by the way.
Targeting and kill.
Bro, this ability is just stupid as shit.
Why is it targeting? Like, it should actually be a skill shot now.
Or do fucking less damage.
Wish.
He's back on us though.
We took a dump on his head.
He was one HP and then we like traded, but now I'm just one.
Oh my god, he launched me into the tower.
I don't think he pressed shift or something.
Oh, yeah, the two of us are screaming for a minute.
Pointing click, it's a new thing.
What?
Oh my god.
Get the camp.
I'm gonna go get the camp.
I'm gonna get the camp.
I'm gonna go get the camp.
I don't like it, right?
how are they 1k up what the fuck is that
What?
to
them
I'm looking and like every single minion I'm looking at is not going to die should make
continue to hear all the lines going away?
Yeah.
Actually, we should-
Oh my god.
You may be dead.
I'm just gonna fuck.
Fucking snowboard.
What is Bungo dead to man?
Do you know how to roll?
No.
I thought maybe I could kill him.
You got him, you got him.
Okay
It's such a fucking pussy there holy shit
What are you doing right now?
What?
Great, there's ult in a sec, not yet, though.
The death rob will be felt.
The Dixie?
Oh, man!
Good parry.
Sit away, thanks, Lisa.
Oh, how old?
Thanks for the help.
I didn't forget what you said.
Revenge.
My thoughts have arrived.
I can read this character, I only have to stand up.
I'm calling my little rat hole.
He he he.
Hook into snow gloob into a later game.
They've taken our blue guard in.
I'm actually not even behind me anymore.
Well, one second ago.
Am I getting murdered again?
Fading king gives freely.
I'm coming.
Great.
Nice.
cringe
just fall down stairs
I will never play this character again
I literally hate this shit
why does it now?
yeah, it's coming for you guy, holy shit
Just feel bad. She looks bad. You feel bad. Not my thing.
If she don't look cool, she ain't cool.
now she's heard her mullet from the back looks I don't know
it's off
and the tail
I like the tail let's see
Yeah, how do you like it Calvin? You stupid cunt.
Woah! Wait, my ulti bar gets deleted when I die.
Fuck.
I'm getting birded, I am.
Bro, fuck this guy, alright, where is he, I'm coming for him.
It's coming, I hear it.
I'm in jungles, send that bird off for now.
Is Yamato dead?
Where did that guy go?
We delivered the iron.
Fuck why?
What's up ulti?
I'm here. I'm locked outside. Open the door. Hold the door. Where you going? Where you going?
I didn't do so. I'm a venator.
Find a mow.
No! Dude, what a bad timing!
Dude, literally 1 HP and he's too far. I turned to a wolf.
should be a visual indicator on here when you're close like when dars starts turning
Yeah.
I need a bunch of guys, three stacks on something that actually just can't move anymore.
What's the slow percent? I know it's stacks, but...
I don't have 15 per stack.
Get counter-spell. I'm immune to B-buff and Greyhound.
I should bring
Holy shit, I'm alive.
What the fuck?
Spirit Resoluents so hard there.
Holy shit.
Plus one earn.
It's insane.
How many did you have on those?
Yeah, I just tanked like every ability.
County Spell?
What did my Yamato join me?
Let's push Greenwich!
Okay, okay.
Let's freeze the turret.
Yeah.
Dude, what the fuck?
They do no damage.
My spear is a little my second
Mind Blitz
I guess he's building thank you dear.
there's like a fucking new one variant blitz build yeah I've been seeing it way
too often
he doesn't even have it actually
So...
Wow, we're clear soon.
The jungle sucks.
Not necessarily like clearing waves though.
So...
There's a lot of things right here.
I just realized this shop's so low.
I'm not sure why her fire rate's so low.
Yeah.
Hey, my helper was on it!
Not feeling it.
Oh wait, I didn't mean it.
She has to work.
I didn't feel good to slide and shoot.
i could sleep this
kelvin's
I think I'm gonna do the first second of the game.
Nice.
What do you do with this?
When you got out and knocked me out.
You sure it wasn't just the timing?
No, because it still fucking went inside you.
You get stunned or something?
Like if I get stunned maybe no, yeah
But a thing shit
I know you do when you get lashed
Maybe it's all CC
Can we one beside this I believe in you
My god protect the zombies
Oh you fuck what happened this game?
I started popping off at lane.
You seen kind of a screen.
What the fuck is this guy?
Well I mean, someone's got a different game.
I'm not a lane laner, it was quite the comeback.
Should I build a healing temple for you?
Me?
I'm just making a god
Cuz I'm you be
God
It's pushed a little far
Half walker
Egg I will come siege that walker. Let's go mongo. There's my little kitten
now toxic bullets we need to look back is that real who this guy on what
Oh, you're here?
Yeah.
Hey, Wolfbone, you're here.
You're healing, Pebble.
They're quite behind us.
I just died not here.
Help! Help!
I'm killing the whole team.
I'm good
No chance on the diagonal
Come on in, then down and we'll see
Fuck, I can't even slow down the corridor
What the shit?
one of my dirt
old man's in a vall in a second
in a...
in a vall
on his face
he's zoning, he's zoning kill him
he's so out, oh he's dead
fight with him like
huh
the bullets stop sliding
Slotty
Thanks
Stop
Mobility
Two beasts
Pervince
Movement, stamina and jumping
It's stamina means stashing
Yeah
I can't charge wolf on him.
to be
Wait, my guys are just attacking the air
Is that really how they interact? Did you drop it on fucking
I guess they can't leave the pit every name but the actual name
yeah they didn't code in the limbs yet so they think line there's on these
I was going to get no muscle.
Surely they're going to give him a name that's not mid beast.
Yeah.
Which team is the mid beast?
I mean the mid boss.
We got the actor saying calling the mid.
Let's go mid.
I get two boots.
All right, I'm fucking dead
No biscuits, I'm not quite there bonga. Well, I'm baiting it. I'm baiting a fight
Exclamation point
Get up
Whole form twice
Oh
Dude we're just beating Blitzel
Now a single yield
I think they kill it faster than our whole team.
Yeah, I'm saying if we were to race, those two characters are fucking fucked.
The minions just took it.
What?
Yeah, I don't know how.
Good boy, by the way.
I don't know if I've even seen a minion kill or, like, attack one.
They can't hurt.
Yeah.
One in here.
Goodbye.
Like the rhythm is just off on her it's too slow these be like point two quicker
I don't know one of these guys on the right
The spirit alone is waiting to be claimed. I just I'm triple parried. Oh my god
Might be dead
I
Should have opened our ass CC and I counter spot all of them
Hit me
Rage is not here, push me up, I'm here really.
There's two of them not there.
Yeah, I'm hitting nexus.
Nexus.
1v2 on him, Raging is definitely a base.
Heal butts.
1v2.
Nooooo!
I got him going nuts!
He's going to go mode!
You're actually just a turd until you go wolf mode I see no it is I mean I'm
I mean you just refreshed it!
Nah.
No way.
The only two of their most fed characters.
That's silenced it.
Yeah so what I was saying last game like in wolf mode I almost killed their Inferness.
Like I could have won Vlondon.
were you missing money no I just like when I fought him his team was bouncing
and I was knowing him slapping each other
got the slide
It's like he bought burst and improved spirit.
So like that's good for Lane, but it's not really doing much for him.
He was killing me before he had a single item.
She's like a hundred and eight.
And it's level one.
Like really?
It's like what?
Yeah.
I just nerfed it.
Yeah.
Really?
120 when I'm full health.
It's like a fucking B-bomb at that point.
Legit fucked up.
It's so hard
Five meals no work wolf girl. Wait, what did you build guys? What didn't work? I
Think my belt was good
You didn't like you didn't buy an item. He didn't like it. You liked everything. Yeah, you saw a melee shit or what?
Hi, he teaches me
Melee shit fucking I'd kinetic that you definitely need a stand. Yeah. Yeah, I can add a conversation kinetic dash is fine
I got bullet life steal if you need some kind of life steal you need fleet for the show
Fleet foot let you
Maybe I keep slashing
Yeah, if you I
Instead of fleet I would go
Blood tribute plus Berserker because you get max berserker stacks for free and blood tribut is broken
Just a casual 6400 versus 1600
Tributes not 6400
No, no, no both of them combined. Oh, I mean berserker is just bonus damage, but blood tribute is crazy on its own 40%
debuff resist is and
Two movespeed 35 fire rate
Don't even notice the health there
Do you like blood tribute on anyone else?
I thought there was an OPI, do they nerf it?
You used to get on Hayes, like, Fury Trans blood tribute on Hayes, but...
I remember it was crazy on the way.
I don't know if it's talking on grade, you stupid fuck!
ARE YOU BLIND?!
Yeah, fuck you!
thing is just you're absolutely god and Northman
MCC doesn't matter at all like every CC less
Server duration?
You got it, Maddie?
No, tokened.
And you are celebrating.
Ow!
Damn, I'm against the Victor.
I literally used it last game, I didn't get it.
I'm sure they got it.
Toopee make a gloop.
I'm bad, Victor, but it's on the enemy team.
and why the bands keep disappearing like they're they show up instantly and
then they're gone they're like on the left useless information poopy make
loop and then they got goop and poop just like creeping in this is a win trade
these target first
the
rich
the game don't even want to like walk up
because of
Lash is just literally permanently on the side below it.
Wait, the page started dragging thing.
Yeah, dude, I have it into the parry.
Your life didn't melt him.
Okay, like, they just need to remove this window though.
Hey, yo!
Alright, now they're confident and they're gonna walk out with her.
That's all part of the plan.
This guy is a fucking freak.
What is he, literally?
Is he looping back around or going to fountain?
I actually don't know.
I don't know how they play.
I just saw him on the rope.
probably used it to get in the window
yeah I don't see him though
he probably went back
I'm playing
nope he's there
he's back on still
okay last hitting is
like so hard
So link stealing he's gonna hit you on the side
Deal
Fuck you
I mean, that's just crazy.
I mean, he's good.
Ooh!
I hope he was doing it right. I mean, he's not helping his teammates. He has to or anything.
Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
Just fucking annoying.
No!
That mid just got the banner too.
It's fucked up.
I
Wouldn't they randomly parry and you're just like, okay, three heavy. Yeah
What can I do that do you quickly and still get paired
I got a gun.
What the fuck?
got you
we're fine with a turn
nah just heal
what the fuck
she's a roasted barrel
yeah yeah
if you have all of these
oh good to be having
What?
My two mists?
That was bullshit.
Also, I don't know if I imagined it, but once your ult's charged, I think you can press
it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can.
and I'm back to school.
Dude, I love Calculance.
Thank you for the design.
Another skill design.
of
the
we live took the secret route
No, he went up top.
I'm gonna go in after here.
I'm looking.
He's all down.
I can't kill him.
just get him there
because then I'm on his ass
he has one playing like that
ooo he's got double
Alright, let's start.
Same.
I'm down. I'm climbing.
Nuclear crits.
Dude, she is fucking fire rate slow.
slow wherever the fuck suppressor I can't even attack
we're doing a machine unless you get to man then I will
I'm going to but I am just
I'm going in pages pages and very very low I can help you
I should go a win, I'm so fucking tanky.
She's dead.
Dude, I'm literally unkillable.
Yeah.
No, you've procted more than I've procted that whole game.
I'm not even kidding.
Really?
I think I did it two or three times.
I'm going to win.
I don't want to fight extended here.
He has ult.
I mean, I just need to land a nice dark proc.
Yeah.
It'll be good.
He's gonna help keep your bot on the left side.
There's no one.
so spirit shielding will only stop the flog or like one of the spells
um one
scouting for him, don't see him
he might be roaming, the lash might be roaming
Let's go, bitch
There's no time
All right, I got old
Fuck you bitch
I got like 34 stocks out of lane.
I just gonna handle soon he's missing
I
Think they're and a rush
I didn't see no
Coming back
Let's do everything.
We need to be in a rotate.
Come on, Nuggetness.
We're gonna paint more than a wall.
Dude! I'm so fast!
Oh my god!
Your portrait looks crazy when you're in Wolfland.
Wolfland kill streak?
Yeah.
For most.
Vixx is probably rotating
Go back to the Lash
I'm going for it. One, two, two jumps down
Go back to the Lash
my three stops them but pages here is weak
my test is on the page
one down voice ability in the name
I'm looking at my Guinness, getting free air and nothing, I'm going under.
I'm stuck.
There's still too many of them.
I must have taken a barrel.
Sh** crazy.
Crickin' around backwards.
Take their centers.
Bring it home.
One's here. We're home.
One's in here.
Green's just gonna have to go, I guess.
They jumped, bitch.
Just backing up.
May have heard me
And they can see through that
Me not see through that I mean you're kind of tiny
I'm not sure, it used to be hidden on the map in cat form, that was in this.
It's a lowby. Lowby room.
Okay, three ults, three ults, yep.
I hear Vanga, let's get their ass.
Woohoo!
Double bumper!
I'm just buying the literal default build items.
not thinking just playing
they make progress in other lanes, there's like four of you
More here, push blue, more here, push blue.
I'm colorblind, which one's that?
Let's push broadway.
I want to put the circle on it.
Run!
I'm in at 7.
I'm back, bebop.
You're still gonna be chased?
He dropped it, I got him.
Alright, don't think we can go in here.
No, he has the chain with him, I got it
Yeah
We get blue
We blue
Got him again
There's Lash, Lash at all
you up be careful
going to be Guinness
lashes come to you
I'm at the blue water
I see McGinnis
I'm coming
I know
what effects in the Bola
she was not moving
yeah
I'm falling
I'm here
cooked
okay
I should pay attention to how much gold she's giving
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna get that.
Where is this team?
Where?
Push a walker.
I've been trying.
What if you push a walker?
I killed this one.
You killed Blue instantly.
There's like 10 green.
I don't know
I'm kind of sorry to fight
They have no lash hole
Are you me is solo pushing in this is what we need
That's a what?
Lash?
Just chunked me?
I don't need to live if I get a melee, if there's someone else here.
I'm zipping out.
No.
Still have our friggin' time.
Yeah.
Yeah, I will defend
Thank you, I was getting worried for a second
Express shot sounds troll
Yeah, worthless in your other form
Yeah, I guess I'm not in my other form that much though, so I'm going deep
I'm back in leave off.
Maybe it's fine to actually build around both.
Is she setting up her turrets?
The third point in her one?
Actually, Chugs.
I didn't realize.
Yeah, I know, but I have to do the three on green.
Three on green, three on green, push yellow hard.
It's fucking wall.
They're still 3P
It's the man, man
Bruh
I'm coming
Oh my god, I have AIDS men.
I have the lash aids yeah lash is just fucking swinging around the sky oh Victor's alert
it's funny he's not seeing anything yeah he's just dancing
Go fuck yourself. What is this? You got me to buy counter spells. You're so boring
Stamina mastery today
I just want to walk away from them.
I'm walking on green, I got 7 to have.
I'm ganked.
Um, so...
Bored of the slash, like, actually.
It's always easier when they can't run.
We need a knockdown, a slowing axe, a curse.
We have the slowing axe, and he's still just, you know, point bouncing.
Okay, thanks for ducked out by me.
We thought he was just pressing two.
I've already been hit by him.
I'm leaving the bebop.
I mean, I don't know if you guys want to do it, we can just bait the mid-beast sound and make him come.
Pretty much a win-off fight.
I don't have three to show you, yellow.
He's killed the Slash, is it about to win the game?
I just shot him on the thing.
That's stupid, I need to change that.
He's tanking our entire team and turned it into a problem.
where did he go where did he go holy fuck
fucking clown-ass character
I'm here, I'll look at the show.
Okay.
Danger's doing this camp on the left.
I'm looking at seven.
This seven, yeah.
One of these walkers while all the monsters come out.
He's got condoms on condoms.
Yep.
This spell magic, counter spell.
We're happy to.
Not my problem.
I'm on the way, I'm almost here, I don't know what I'm doing, I do, I do, I do, I do,
of
Shogun this is!
Yeah, I really, like, parmer banned this champs
Exhibit A
Dude, tanks 5 people
Yeah
What's going on with that McGinnis?
Come lashes here
oh my god no it cleaved the fucking stomp hits so hard man
from eight light years away
well time to get me curse
because everybody's buying these stupid ass items
I asked this before yesterday but curse stops the accountants
I'm coming. I'm speed-zipping for this.
Yes, yes, yes.
What?
There's no shot.
He was cold front.
Nah, he's actually living.
You're, I mean, you never catch him here.
We got him
Cancer champ cancer born
Satan creation
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
I
Have one more res I got victor's old
It's huge
I don't know.
Who?
Rez?
Seven and...
Flash?
I don't know how to match.
Oh, I like the rejuven.
Not just that, it's a big...
I'm coming to victor
I'm still ahead because that's the way it's being mastered.
I'm just going to keep that shit on go.
Nice.
Let's gooooo.
I
Nice let's go
Okay bomb damage
All right now I go back in there give her a piece of my mind
I'm pushing right walkie
I'm gonna you push and then I'm gonna try look for
Sure, I'm going behind her
She said
They're chasing you guys.
Holy shit, and I got some bomb stacks out of that.
Big.
I sue!
160 stacks.
And Hazel off the game.
And Hazel.
All you, baby.
I did not know they had a Haz.
Bridge brush, 5 seconds.
Has he seen St. Clairs Steel Silver Roll? No.
What does it do?
I'm going to look at Victor, there's someone else here actually, Guinness.
Flash on green.
I'm coming to Wich.
Fuck.
He's e-shifting though.
He's e-shifting my focus lens.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
That cursed you.
The page.
curse you
Nice going mid. I'm gonna Victor
Yeah, it's all still
I don't think you can escape from it.
I can't see my own thing, too.
I'm coming.
Put the phone.
I'm fucking up.
What the fuck?
They're all smells so quick, no
There's too fucking early
We get it. We get it. We get it. We get space
Dead by right.
I'm coming for you.
I should be.
Mist for feast.
We're last to jump through, huh?
Feast is fucking underground.
I have a curse ready for him.
Yeah, he's on the wall.
Can he counter spell curse?
Yeah.
Wait if he's already got me.
You can eat an e-shift and if he sees the projectiles coming at him, that curse.
Need some more homies.
Here.
7 coming down.
Holy shit!
No, it doesn't help.
One bomb.
Can I kill it?
This is so cancer. I don't know. I
have to get down. Let's talk.
How?
You can't jump UX I fucking bolded
I
We're by ourselves
My god, I'm dead for real for real
learning
I should uh, make him...
...any promise?
Possibly.
The waves pushing, they can't zip them, they all...
I can one-shot after roster right now, starting with this McGinnis.
I like to sink and bitch get to the real problem make a one eleven in one
Geese
Fuck she fucking she ft that of air
She's going back to green
fighting
coming bomb too
about you
7-0
she's low
got him
Oh my god dude, you see this tax feed?
Okay, I'm behind them.
I'm out.
This guy is on a push mark.
Down.
One and two.
There you are.
One.
Oh
These e shifted both times I oh shit
Oh
What the fuck
Just gonna make that
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Super Son!
Oh my gosh.
Heh heh.
Got thrown for fucking years.
I can breathe this.
That's only 28%
What the
They don't know you ever pressure
They kill it yeah
We got one they got one
The last two
I
Shoot
Point that dude from high guard she gave up the beast
I forgot if you get a kill it's increased region. That's why
I'm going to reset it.
So you got Phantom Shrike?
No.
If you do, I'll say I'm going to put on you.
Are you serious?
What the fuck was that?
Literally every melee hit, but with this stupid ass fucking slanted terrain.
I didn't hit it!
I grabbed him!
For what?
Oh.
Just remember this.
No, that was retarded.
The fucking terrain is bugged.
Let's make this game to 100 hours if we have to.
I was sliding in before!
I was dumb as fuck. What the fuck was that?
It's through the fucking game.
Because the fucking elevation is just stupid as shit.
I'm there, I can't kill him.
I can't kill him.
What the fuck do you mean you can't kill him?
I guess bro just just fucking back up then
you have all to grow okay
I'm fucking which is really actually do the dude one of the first two one time
he's gonna go to half each for you
true
Yeah, I think he's started his Arctic the I land on my one on my concoct
Hold pause
He can cleanse your one and alt
You can't respawn.
You should...
The league LCS should have this, or pro league.
Like we could just all smith fight.
Have 30 seconds to think about the next move.
Oh no you didn't.
That's them.
The asin.
Our green water.
I'm literally too rich, like a silver surfer.
I got him.
Nice
I'm dead
Not big
Maybe metal skin
Metal skin counters her old right
The haze
I'm flanking them.
You all victory.
Not just in the game.
I love this game, let's keep playing.
I think we can, we have an end draw.
But then again there's a lash, so he might throw you guys in.
I'm unstoppable.
Oh good advice, this guy's farming over here.
Oh, oh.
He's ready, he's ready.
He shift though.
Wait, we're in the shrines.
I rooted him, he can't jump on you.
Okay, I'm gonna go back in this box.
He's hiding in the model of the fucking Maze.
You're dead.
I'm dead.
Such a silence sir.
Please pull back in mid boss.
We should move back, but I'll leave mid boss.
I don't even think we can anymore.
We did.
that means we need one more team fight work yeah I didn't realize we didn't make
Shrines
We're just in did we get him now. Yeah
Nice!
Nice you did.
Last is the Redo.
We have one Redo.
We have one Rejuven.
Flash is dead.
Fuck it.
One Rejuven. Two of them.
There's a 7 here.
coming down, coming down, victim here, yeah, okay, focus lens, I'm dead, three lives,
holy fucking dick cock balls man, what is this game, I bought metal skin, I can't metal
skin to entire duration of the fucking a's.
Can you give us an ending?
Yeah, let's go and...
Yeah, the minions are slapping their shit.
True.
But you might need to fight them.
Are you ready for the fight?
I got him before we fucking mash the totes.
Flash up, they're dead.
Oh my god.
It's so good.
Flash is up, one.
I
Couldn't even hear it. I have counterstones ready
I couldn't even hear his fucking old
Finish the game, please. I don't want to play
It's a vulnerable you have to kill them
NOOOOOO!
I'm so sorry man!
After you dumbass!
What are you saying?
Holy fucking ballsack man.
Nah that was so annoying man.
Fucking lash.
Holy shit balls.
A hard game.
I would take two victors over in the lash bro.
I couldn't even hear his alcohol off.
Her bomb was saying, watch out, and I was like, okay, I'm ready.
I don't think the game can handle it.
Because I noticed earlier in a brawl game, I was getting fucking pocket ulted,
and it didn't make the sound of the lash all out.
I just got ripped into the sky.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
I love the game.
Dude, Lou, thanks for something.
That was crazy.
I love the game.
Did Silver's ult early was actually insane.
Like they can't live on her turret.
They're just dead.
And lane diving?
Wanna be through?
Yeah, you just walk up and parry and they can't do anything.
What can I do like in the late game bebop lane?
You just spell breaker it.
Yeah.
I can't do good but I guess it does damage.
I hope someone else boxed it.
Wait, you mean spell breaker or counterspell?
Counter spell is whatever, cause I cursed them.
But then like, for some reason spell breaker pops.
Wait does curse time break from spell breaker?
It's just a passive I guess.
Wait, sneaky, sneaky, come, come, come, come.
I must test this.
Still disruptive like if they're in the middle of their teams, whoever doesn't have it's gonna take a bunch
Guess I'm gonna just be like a eyeshadow
You still you still had most kills and then a shitload of damage
The fuck man why
Just because you're not literally one shotting them.
That's stupid, man. I can't curse their spellbreaker.
Oh, no. I mean, it'd be like cursing their stamina mastery or something.
Yeah, take away their fucking feet.
I mean, technically...
I think, oh yeah, I could have built this, it pops their spellbreaker.
Yeah, you can use that.
Or, I mean, if you have enough spirit in Mystic Shot, we'll do it.
Dude, Archibus is just a good item anyway.
I don't know what the fuck I need.
even like the Arctic Blast will proc Tank Buster.
I heard that she got nerfed or something like it's bad.
Which one?
Tank Buster.
I did get nerfed.
It's current health now, not percent.
Yeah.
But I mean it's so nice to spear resist.
So yeah, it's better for like full health targets.
Wait, can I go by Spellbreaker?
Spellbreaker.
What if I missed the first shot?
Oh, then you got six seconds.
Wait.
Wait, can you miss the mystic shot and aim it at me?
Does that still work or not?
I'll use the third.
what song is this is minecraft
it's fucking go
Oh shit.
The shifter healed 142k.
isn't balanced
Ditch the spoon get some gogurt
Well, he also killed himself for a hundred K. I've got a factor that in
Well, the only way to make him balanced is he keeps the killing himself, but we removed
the healing.
And the res.
He doesn't res, but he kills himself and he can't heal.
Wow, that sounds amazing.
Carthus maybe?
Yeah.
He gets to like shoot bullets, well he's like on the floor as a circle, and then it pops
and then he's dead.
No res.
Oh yeah, just make him like, even Kog'Maw.
That's his all Kog'Maw passive.
Let us use the default builds.
Mean it fucking reset any guy that ever looked at but this champ is new
And these items seemed fine, so this is buying it
I don't really use default though
I think I did on Victor, but like I didn't actually buy anything from the default
You can change where your two makes you end up what
is that consistent white blank is bugged on the old
I'm sorry you picked my bands mouse wheels click mouse wheel
middle most
second you go to pick
uh... middle most
i put on lash and who else
we can only ban one, it's not an ultimate
two vans go through, one from each team
you don't want to see lash again
You're learning that your brain's too small to understand the shot for anything other than left to right.
I'm banning a saver.
Nah, you can't do that.
I mean, it's arm isn't fine to just follow left to right until you start buying items and you're like, wow, this thing feels useless.
Do you know what I mean? This guy sucks.
Or, or you know you need some shit like counterspoil.
But the guide is not like, hey, get counterspell here, you're like, yeah, I need counterspell.
Sneaky when the guide has the optional tab, Glorp Faint.
No, it's when they don't have the optional tab and then they have item sections with
15 items in them and they just say buy all these maybe there's some fucking
description on it but it's irrelevant when it's early game I'm not reading a
early game I'll read the late game shit
If you were to download this game and play it, would you possibly have fun?
Yes.
The game's a little rough at first when you don't know what you're doing, but I mean,
it's fine.
Doesn't matter.
You get dicked in every MOBA at first, anyway.
How much do I like MOBAs?
I am MOBAman.
MOBAman.
Man of MOBA.
Maybe we're talking about guy in chat.
One of Moe Beasts, what?
You don't want to be dicked, you will be dicked in every game you touch.
So why not choose this one?
We're here to learn and to be dicked.
Phantom playing in Archon lobbies.
Yeah, we're...
Our ratings are not correct.
When the ratings shifted, I got like Ascendant 3 or something, like months ago.
We didn't play a game after that, or I didn't play a game after that.
And then I started playing again here and it put me back to like Oracle.
This shit's way too long.
You tried to stream seven didn't work?
Fuck!
Did I get to play a fucking game without Sneaky in it?
How was Silver?
She was cool.
Her ult seemed really strong.
pretty fluid kit. Like a very obvious combo. Dude, okay, like, I think Silver's kit with
the, her gun form, at least. Get all combos together. Like, you fucking flip at them,
or you Bola and then you flip at them. Either one, you flip into Bola and Bola and flip,
and then you press one and you triple shoot him
and it makes total sense
but dude like Sinclair for example
just the most
fucking all over the place kit like
the two has literally nothing to do with the three or the one
i just bought myself
the one has nothing to do with the two or the three and the three has nothing to do with the one of the two
i think this
it's just all over the place
no ball
I don't see anything.
Oh.
Doing light melee right after two?
Oh yeah, they're good.
The ghost of Kobe.
Zoey's kit is like all in on the fucking same thing.
And there's a balance in it.
The Q does more damage without farther the range.
The ult lets you go farther range to do more damage with the Q. The E goes through walls, sets them up, stops them from moving.
The W is not really a part of the kit, I guess, for Zoe.
Just some nice bonus kensa.
He's a magician?
Okay, like thematically his skills make sense.
Some wand type shit with a wand.
The ulti just whipping out the magic fucking hat, stealing some shit, doing crazy magic
tricks.
The two.
An assistant, sure.
swap places it makes sense to three turn them into a bunny make sense they just
don't flow together is all like the two doesn't lead the one the three doesn't
lead you into the one you literally can't even self set up the fucking vexing
like you have to hit it all maddie
original mission
punch character
we have just because it sucks
just go punch and punch him as a bunny because they can't do anything.
Yeah, I mean the two works with the one but it doesn't set each other up, you know?
like technically like stealing a fucking sea seal or something I don't know who you could
set up the one but then it's just like weird yeah just like a random
I think if they fixed his one he wouldn't feel as bad for me, but I don't like him.
Can I get that character? Can I play it one time?
We all banned Lash, right? How come we still have Lash?
No way. Oh no, it's on our team. It's fine if it's on our team. That's how it works.
Wait, we banned a victory.
No, I rather said what.
Well man, it doesn't ban it. It just makes you not play against it.
I mean, it does ban it, but if it puts it on your team, it doesn't have to use the ban.
Some weird matchmaking shit.
I don't trust a word you say.
True.
They're landing together too, it's the duo, the cringiest duo.
With the new meta, try to get 4.8k souls in each category to be the most effective.
that's what my top daily build said for what for the booms like when you're buying items
4.8k on green norge.
What?
Alright, I probably should have swapped one here.
I'm gonna be aides.
one of me? flush? yeah, one bonga
they stand close and let me suck them, they're so bad
You buy if I walk in shop range?
Yeah.
This is where you die.
the hell do you get that fucking god a little low on the banner
I got more than that came from!
help her in the banner creep is actually can't say.
Oh, straight into the ball.
WHAT?
HE SHOT ME BY THE WALL!
GET HIS ASS, BAY HIS MAILY!
YESS!
YESSSSS!
THAT'S MY BOMB!
Don't touch that fucking wave.
PUSH THE WAVE!
Don't touch that fucking wave!
PUSH IT!
Now I'm feeling rich.
Man, you are reported.
Congratulations.
You've earned yourself a report, buddy.
No one has for
Hey, buddy
I have to catch the dub.
Double view?
I got a one.
Maybe I can terrorize someone.
I think you walk up and push it on turret in a second, let me dive.
two of the heaviest embers and we have like two auto-aimers
yeah, that's a very good
oh
that you heard me scream it's like I'm the voice actor
dad I heard it
and now I'm sad
I'm baiting this fairy.
They ulted in their spawns.
What the fuck?
I just got tagged by the turret.
for 300 damage
What did I do?
Let's just wait
Oh
She's gonna get tanky back it up make her pissed
She's coming everyone run
Fucking unit
The hidden kid's strength will be yours.
Okay, wait for it.
Here it is.
Wait, they can't?
He was asleep in the zombies.
I'm lucky I don't have that.
It's exploded.
the
fact that such
people
wanted to see the enemy
Oh
How did this arm
I
Yeah, it's just
There is a disarm
It builds into disarming hex or whatever
I
Said a lash in my mind
It's your teammate
Casted one. I don't want to see you. It's fucking ugly you
King shall give.
You are the good night.
Let them weep, Crash.
Okay, 0 for 2 on inferno cells.
He missed him?
Keep shooting the zombies.
you'll get them
that's a good trade
just kidding it's cooldowns shorter
holy fuck i'm insanely rich
am i down?
I've gotten like six centers.
He took a fucking vexing bolt.
She just chunked me.
I'm zippin' in, I'm zippin' in, I'm zippin' in.
What is wrong with this guy?
I want to just push this.
You fucked the walker, right?
I mean, you dodged that.
I got to spend 4k.
You made a poopoo ass, so I didn't get something real.
Boom.
Check me in my room.
I kind of like that thing on him.
I kinda like that thing on him.
Tell her, tell her, sir.
You can die.
Drop this gun.
I can't tell.
What?
Dude, the fucking fire dot, man.
I need to... I need my character to say...
No, that thing literally kills you.
It's so much damage.
Why is the fucking magician still here, dude?
lives in my lane now
see lash comes over
so then the magician comes over and then for the convenience
there he is, well I'm glad I have a lash in my game
I need backup, what the fuck?
there's a backdoor in my turret
I'm just sprinting at him
do you feel?
Yeah.
Slowing X.
No.
I got him.
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm joking.
Three seconds of my life on my suit.
I so kill, I so kill, I so.
He just raw heavy you?
Are you serious?
No reaction.
I was looking up to see if you were alive or not.
Looking up my skirt.
What the fuck?
I don't know what to do with it.
I'm coming for the walker, run for the walker.
I'm coming.
Did you not hit it?
Good.
They're blind, they're coming back now. Oh shit!
He's rooted.
Here, cover.
I can die for this.
They're blind.
I want the gun run.
I'm a magician here I see his blood trail the blood speaks to me the blood
me he's lit what attack on me he's won I'm beaming I'm gigaluded me and Victor
now blood tribute just makes me more money I don't know what's nerfed about
it blood tribute now blood tribute cult is sacrifice well apparently it's
It's because the jungle itself was nerfed, I think they're worth less and they're easier
to kill and they spawn faster.
It's like when you slurp a big one, it's less impactful.
I don't know.
I don't think we're that strong.
It's hard to kill.
Yeah.
Oh, he gave up.
I guess if you did it early enough.
more directly, like a Midas.
At least seven old
Okay, oh just for the sprint speed
Don't leave me!
You made me fall asleep.
Viscous.
Fuck you, fuck you.
wait dude it's capacitor actually right there moves this just you yeah you do it
No, dude.
Okay.
Wow, this is a fucking stomp, you just...
MOBA MAN.
MOBA!
You can use abilities in the tunnel.
You can use abilities in the tunnel or you can.
Hex is fucking this dude.
Whoa!
Oh, you're missing so little biscuits.
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Winning my business.
My business is...
Burn!
Good.
I see it first.
Very possible.
This is one of the fastest games we've ever had.
We're getting the last seed.
Yep.
I don't want to hit the shrine.
Wait a sec.
We denied this guy the silver game.
That's fucked up, actually.
You've been soaking for...
Oh, man.
I was gonna do a good one.
Silver game.
Dying.
I'm silver again, I dare you.
Wow.
Oh shit, oh, dead!
On the top row, Pains.
Oh fuck.
Oh, I had it under control.
Uh oh, uh oh.
You got that dog on ya.
Just like that, you're back.
Getting that, she said, 19 minutes.
Um, this game of the...
Well, I didn't quite hit an I-tove.
They got it and they're getting mid.
Geez, they can't get mid.
There they got it.
Any time now.
No chance.
Not on midbies.
I see Inferness.
I'm gonna ult him three, two, one.
I just get... random stats.
Watch.
Am I dumb?
We get stats from killing the midbies?
Yeah, I'm feeling your butt.
I didn't have the rejuvenate even fall yet. I got it on the kill. I kind of forgot you
just said something everyone gets it or what I don't remember
Oh no, B-Bob, you gotta get outta there!
I'm here, Silver.
Okay, I'm fucking dead.
Hold a minute.
I think Rem Loki might be one of my favorite characters.
Like, I haven't got it yet.
He's a fun, simple character.
What about Balaktsit settings?
800 dpi?
Very hard to kill.
I don't like page.
Think you run down. Oh
Dude, okay, I don't like pages one. It's too slow
Like I get it, but I just don't like it
You have to hit a root or you actually did
Yeah
The roots fine for like a skill shot
And it's he's good notes good
But I'm like the one
I think that will be GG for me actually.
Knowing Deadlock's potential one hour match that we literally just had.
I mean, it's fun, just, you know, you queue up, you always got to think about, is this
match going to last one hour?
I'll take your droves.
fun chat got my silver game in my yearly actually did the the Billy game was
really fun too just like toying with them in melee and also getting myself
parried I actually learned a lot right in that game alone I learned a lot about
melee because I haven't really played the melee characters and I don't really use
melees much besides on like drifter because I mean you kind of don't want
slash need to on a lot of the other dudes but I mean specifically super early
like melees are very strong and if you don't quite understand the sequencing with melees
then you can kind of just get fucked.
Like I was just fucking charging up a heavy, which is basically trolling if you're going
to like actually hit them with it.
The problem I've always had is just enemies charge melees and they look far as fuck like
they're definitely looking like they're not gonna hit me and then they just
randomly hit me and I'm like what the fuck was that it's like I obviously could
have parried like it was the slowest shit ever but like you kind of get fucked
if you parry in whiff because then they can just start you know spamming heavies
on you like if you parry thinking that they're gonna hit the melee and then it
just barely whiffs then they just go crazy on you yeah I know the heavy melee
dash thing but like I'm talking most people not even having that and then
hitting you with the malleys
All right lads, we will be back on tomorrow.
J.J.
Good night.
Bye-bye!