were you not live already today?
You mean like at 4 a.m.?
Yeah, I was up at 4 a.m. What's up?
Who the fuck is that?
What the fuck is this icon?
Play a game with this skin and earn 3000 silver shields.
Naaah.
Pay to win, Demacia Rising?
Yeah, it's over.
Yeah, we lost
Dude, I don't have the new fucking skin. Are you kidding me?
I am just a board man. I am just bored
Lord
Us
Yeah, what's
Yeah
I see the goofy aram tab. Now where? The lunar revel update. Holy fuck, what is that
That Poro of this.
Bounce on enemies as the Poro King.
on them. Start bouncing. You 16 times greeted a 1k plate. Holy fuck. Are you still in profound
one cube or what? How did you get the one case late?
crash the market. Something a lot of people use or what? Actually, I feel like the economy
in this game might be weird. It's like this game isn't like crazy popular. The people
Demand deadlock? Oh, shit.
We will cock. After some lead.
Dota.
Dota. Dota.
Yeah, I made the Guardian Knight in Lost Ark.
She's literally sick as fuck, as I expected, as I saw.
And they made it so that like, when you hone and shit and like anything you touch, you
You can do ten times now.
It literally took me six hours to fucking boost a character a couple months ago.
It took me like an hour and a half or something to get everything done.
so much better. It was really bad. I think the main thing is probably the fact that like,
like transcendence, the old ones gone. That was like a disgusting time waster. That was
Pretty long time ago though.
110 watt streak, what the fuck?
No way!
This guy's tanky as fuck. He's probably got a lot of loot on him. Or he's just gonna
kick my ass for fun. Alright. I got scammed. Do I buy this Caitlyn skin? Wait, I need to
by zaheen design is only 3k blue is that a change they did wait for LPP and
buy a McFlurry oh shit
They cut costs in half, why?
Tell the players to get more champs.
Yeah, maybe the figurative is probably just lame to not get more champs faster.
Dude, okay, the firecracker with legal tempo makes you really look firecracker.
Lookin cool
Lookin kind of cool
Got like getting kind of in key shot. Yeah, it's happened every time I've ever typed there
Cool feature man. No, that's sick actually
I guarantee you, even if I turned off the check mark, I would still get timed out permanently.
90,000% 9 billion percent
No bad habits welcome back what
Missed the streams with worlds teammates in the background true, true, fun times with
the boys.
Click Penta what oh my god an aram may him no way
Is it one of the 1,000 clips of them being
Literally two billion fucking screen size
I can't really click right now, I'm busy.
I'm clicking in another fashion.
toy and whimsy piss you off
now i'm just looking for you
cool shit i'm into cool shit you like cool shit
let me see
Huh, that looks balanced, that looks balanced and fun, shut the class, shut the class, shut
No little fuck man, I don't hear a little boom.
Oh my god, it's New Year's everybody celebrate
We're all dead and we're all dead
Hello Goma
Hi, Goma.
Man.
All I have to do is walk away from each other.
Does it stop...
spreading or something or what?
Instant fill!
What the fuck?
On a new ass day!
Mid into one at this point, true.
True, wait is, are we on the patch or is that, we must be on the patch right?
people might be worth more than a hundred gold after dying once?
Is that Zachary mid?
It might be.
Teemo support, baby, let's get it.
Play someone other than Ryze, huh?
What do you mean?
They just buffed the actualizer, I think.
Did those go through?
They nerfed this shit?
I didn't even read the notes.
I just saw it a while ago.
They nerfed the Ryze W damage, what?
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
I sense another rule.
Where?
Goma won't get off of me.
Minions has spawned.
Whatever dude.
Wait, it's Karthus mid.
What the fuck?
I'm surprised.
I think Norm might be a boner plate.
you go until your room or what
No moon.
How do I have a pile of cats on me?
I have arrived.
I see you.
Teemo, no!
He's his W on the camp?
Is that real?
What the fuck?
This Kirk, this is just shmoovin'.
He just goes everywhere.
what the fuck dude what the fuck is going on
anyone want to explain
Literally just casually walking around
Rise isn't blue. Yeah, they just updated them
Move these blue balls
How fucking annoying are minions, man.
Watch out!
Ah, civilization. I remember when I departed.
An ally has been slain. Enemy killing spotted.
Work alone. Somebody weighs me down.
Why am I hearing Zach's jumps?
The ghost Zach jumps.
Boing.
Like fresh is gonna come in
I miss that fuck this game fuck this game
He did.
Um...
What?
I didn't even want to explain my bot lane.
Men immune Kaisa?
These cocks are not for eyes such as yours.
Wait, isn't that other change to streamer mode in too?
I wanted to, oh, but like, it's actually not a good opportunity.
I think I should have ran up and flashed, because I was blue-boying myself trying to
I'm gonna ult out
I bought this potion, and it's useless.
I'm just dead.
What?
just dead what spread time took too long
Why didn't they nerf upgraded boots?
I gotta read these notes, actually.
I don't know what the fuck they did.
Is it just defensive boots?
I don't know.
of tatty mercs
this ward is kind of insane for counter jungling and shit
You can see mid rotation super-duously.
What a weird ass game.
mid-jungle tops getting shit on and our ball ain't just getting completely pissed. Pissed
inside of.
get away from my turret stay away from my friends
That's going to load me down.
It's getting worth.
Awesome melee.
Did I miss the cannon?
Oh, I missed cannon xp now.
I'm re-walking to the wall, but I can't.
their phalites so I don't know how.
It's duration probably?
Timo shrubbs!
Where does Timo store his shrooms?
You hear that bouncing shit?
NOOOOOO!
How did he get in the bush?
What, he just sat there for an hour?
I would have backed up if I got the cannon.
But I missed it, and therefore killed myself.
I'm literally dead I'm playing the other three, yeah.
Why did Lucian get anti-heal?
He goes for Teemo.
Dude, why does it look like I can't use this fucking Phaelite?
like it's not showing me the highlighted vision
what the fuck did they do in this patch?
What did they do?
I'm a wee bit chump, lad.
plus one play baby
How the fuck are you dead, Zeck is so broken, man!
The last one.
Rise mid-merchant, huh?
I'm just gaming over here, bro
Dude, like getting blue buff is just cringe
of
Nice!
Dude, I can't even see these pastas.
Okay, I see it now.
My chat just wasn't big enough.
kind of weird that their balling didn't try and bleed their lead at all, do another lane.
boing
dude I hear every Zaki in the fucking game
Holy fuck, I'm three levels on them.
What the...
I dream in nightmares of the past.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Nooo!
2,000 zack damage.
What the fuck?
I will skill hard, I think it'll be alright.
They know so little of the world they traverse.
Why is it so awkward?
oh my god AP geysers in turn
Triple kill!
Jesus almost got smoked.
the guy jesus
what am i stunned by
explain
Fucking dead hook
That's funny that I'm balling. It's just literally turbo dead didn't even matter
What?
I can't even push Zonia man!
What do you think about that shield?
Dude, I'm actually...
I'm actually deadlock-pilled. You said 3 before R.
And I was thinking like, what the fuck would my E do?
Like, why would I push E? What?
And this time you're right.
I wish I was stupid as fuck. Life would be so much easier.
Fuck no.
That's actually no good.
Life would just be so easy.
As a stupid bitch.
stupid ass dumb ass, bitch ass
As soon as you've made the grave mistake of pressing hook, buddy.
Oh!
Worse Kaisa build in the world.
Did someone say that or is he just saying his build was ass?
I'm confused.
Somebody wanna explain?
I said that. I don't think I said that.
I said man-immune kaisa.
And T-Mobile and feeding their dicks off.
I do gotta feed the cats.
Bye-bye.
And
What's
Space baby warlord trading simulator
Is that the name of a game or like you describing a game in a weird way?
It's the name of a game holy moly
Holy
The fuck is that the fast climber holy moly
Give a mealtime video what you got
What pile of shit that you have for me
Deadlock review from Maxor.
Quotes.
Oh, no!
Oh!
Bad videos here. The YouTube algorithm has made its opinions known. High quality, highly edited content with a myriad of explanatory context is not with the people of this website domain.
And I have been graciously informed via the magic of Google's Gemini AI that my videos will perform better if I release them within a four month time span.
While covering such informative topics as AI videos of old women with Bulbas, killing everyone on Chinese Black Spur to chase them, unfortunately, I cannot make swap content because I'm too busy creating garbage.
The Deadlock logo being here is a coincidence. Therefore, I will be making a video that takes even more effort than the previous ones, suffers from even longer delays, and is comprised of nine consecutive mental breakouts.
Then, when the video is not hard enough to get me on Beast Games, I will be making up the difference of my Patreon and by selling the viewer Gamer Sub's energy drinks.
Oh my god.
Whereby following the link in the description, a set viewer can access energy at 40 cents per serving, comprised of delicious flavors such as Graveyard Dirt, Lean, and Plowed and Proud.
While, of course, coping with my myriad of mental crises, I'm coming into the only game that matters anymore.
Deadlock is a MOBA. It's a shooter. It's a movement shooter. It's a bingong. It's on 2B.
You have to apply for this position on snag a job or you will fucking starve to death.
All of these terms take me to life.
What the hell is snag a job?
And all of them are completely meaningless.
But if I were to try and describe the concept of Deadlock to you,
to you, I would say that this is the game that one shot my amygdala and hit my neurodivergent
friend group like crack in the 80s. These people are employed and actively neglected their marriages
for this. So, after experiencing the sanatorium disguised as one's zeroes for a couple hundred
games, I am now beginning to understand why. And hopefully by the end of this video, so will you.
But first, there are some complications and qualifications that come with the territory.
Deadlock is a game that is, as of the writing of this video, in early playtesting.
In fact, like a vampire, you literally can't even enter the game right now unless a friend invites you in.
Realistically, this is not a concern, because your friend's house apparently has tens of thousands of other vampires already inside of it.
Many of the things that you will see in this video will change in the future, and a lot of the visuals for this game are literally unfinished.
Every single enemy in the entire jungle is a slightly bigger variation of a single eyeball.
are basically a brutalist architectural statement by Yugoslav Monimovils
Nope, nope, that's wrong
It is a mascot horror antagonist
Introduce you to the...
Holiday is currently wielding an untextured grace lab instead of a gun
and when you take even a single look at Viscous's model
you can literally see the bones and joints that the animators are using as guidelines
I do not actually care
because even if the visuals for this game were properly finished
it is still utterly incomprehensible the moment that three people are visible on the screen
What the fuck is happening? I'm playing drifter. I didn't have shapes and colors
That is not out of the ordinary. In fact, it is the intended experience
I for what have played this game for an extensive period of time and even still the things I see my teammates do continue to surprise me to this day
I'm trying to cook and I've been trying to make a I don't know my god
Is that a burker?
That's Dota!
Wait, that guy's name is Tony Hawk, too!
Ooh!
How am I supposed to cope with being killed by this?
Will this video help you play better?
No, absolutely not.
But what I can do is give you all the wrong information about this game,
and then confidently assert that I am simply suggesting an off-meta-build.
For example,
Deadlock takes place in the streets of New York City during the true events of West Side Story,
in which two sides, known only as the Puerto Ricans and the Italians,
Viper Dominance in a supernatural gang war.
Why is their name Mita's Rag?
God save you.
12 of this game's many.
Notorious gangsters, autistic women, trust fund children, interdimensional germa,
as well as literal sand, goo, goats, and every vampire on the sex offender registry
to infiltrate deep into the ops section 8 and eventually report their entire team
to Immigration's Customs and Enforcement.
Much like real life, the team that actually wins the game is usually not the poor one.
So more than actually pushing the enemy base or outright killing them using the bullets in your gun, or in Paige's case,
I'm kind words.
Oh my god, I'm Paige, my only personality trait is that I read, I hate you, I hate you, and I'm going to kill you.
I am instead going to be emphasizing a wonderful conflation between correlation and causation to say that it is absolutely imperative
at all times for your singular only focus to be mugging the homeless.
Look, when I insult that fuck, I very reasonably expected a game where you, you know, kill people.
YAAAGH in hard red, motherfucker, I'm jacking off!
And yes, while that is certainly a part of the equation, the game that I actually found myself playing
could best be described as a competitive Tang Dynasty agriculture.
And every single time I see a drifter on my team, I think to myself,
this motherfucker must be a really productive farmer, because miraculously,
he is able to produce enough rice to feed the entire enemy team.
There is literally no rest. There is no downtime. If you are not getting someone, something, or somewhere, the IRS handshake, you have already thrown the entire game.
I once had a friend who actually read the descriptions of the items he was buying.
Okay.
Caused him to lose the match. Taking away the enemy's resources in time is basically worse than killing them.
In fact, it is most often the case that you will kill people in order to take their farm.
So when it came time to actually choose a character to send to the rice fields competition
I wanted to focus on a character who had a little less pressure to farm
Seven has pressure to farm and seven is only played by people who are racist
Rafe has pressure on but I do not play rate because I myself am racist
Drifter has pressure to farm and I would not go drifter within 300 miles of an unattended child
So instead I was initially very attractive to meet up
Yeah, she's sweet, of course.
of this video which uh you know good luck doing that you will notice that there is a lot of footage
of pocket
pocket is a very mobile very punishing and very involved playstyle mobile in just how fast
i am able to successfully lose the game punishing and that i am actively harming everyone else for
being in the same game as me and involved in that after 20 minutes of playing my keyboard like it's
As a god damn piano, I somehow haven't managed to press even a single button correctly.
Needless to say, learning Pocket as your first hero is something that I do not advise.
And frankly, this hero is only for those with true hate in their cold and shriveled hearts.
Pocket exists exclusively to annoy the enemy.
First, by dive-bombing them with every damage type known to man, and then avoiding all of
their damage by teleporting around and spot-bobbing the sum total of their abilities.
Billy is a hero that works by charging a target and performing a big melee combo.
Pocket simply dodges the combo.
Bebop is a hero that works by hooking the target and placing bombs.
Pocket dodges the bombs.
Abrams is a hero that investigates hidden enemies for evidence of sexual misconduct and Pocket dodges the co-
Dude, like, he fucking... he adds so much to these videos, just like constant fucking texts.
That literally is there for like 0.2 seconds.
I literally can't even read all of it.
I don't know how you slip that one in there.
I was not very good at this, as can be evidenced by this picture of me with Jeffrey Epstein.
In fact, despite all pockets' crazy potential and even crazier movements, nothing could
compensate for the fact that I was just really bad at moving around.
Movement, the act of venturing from one location to the other, has a learning curve in Deadlock,
which makes complete sense if you think about it because the time spent walking between
different locations is precious time spent not harvesting rice, which is why every single
farming hero coincidentally happens to move in Mach 10 and the greatest form of skill expression
available to them is how hard they're able to hold the W key.
Alright, lightspeed 7 out.
Pocket does not move in Mach 10, at least not without a significantly higher effort
and the best advice that I can possibly give for mastering your movement is to
literally never do one thing. You can dash in this game, you can jump in this game,
You can slide, wall kick, fly, double jump, and zip boost in this game,
but if you just jump, just dash, or just slide within my big site range,
I'm going to begin saying slurs that haven't been invented yet.
If you need a dodge, follow it up with a slide.
If you see a staircase, slide down and jump to keep carrying your speed.
If you need to rotate a lane, dash jump into a slide, into another jump,
into a wall kick, then brag about it on YouTube video.
Take this clip, for example, where I fly above and hover into a die bomb,
Then take cover, then dodge backwards, then teleport directly past the Abrams that was coming to gank me the entire time, but did I know that?
No.
Then, oh god, there was a fucking bisexual snake on the floor, so I got the shit out of her.
Then follow it up with another dive bomb into a field.
Oh my god, that felt so fucking good!
That felt crazy!
My seven shot a lot during that fight, I guess.
Honestly, playing pocket just feels like cheating at this point, like in this clip I just turned the corner and get Freddy Fazbear jumpscared,
But guess what? I am actually over here now and there was literally nothing they can do to kill me
But I am isolated from my team so like a please cut the clip soon
But okay as fun as it is to play pocket and not do any plays that make actual sense
I died to bleed
Did you just show up steal this wave and then leave you fucker I need the gold
I need to go for my sick grandma there really eventually time where you as a player will have to do something
scary we're after a long period of trying to do damage and realizing that
nothing actually dies except you you will be obliged may forced even to
undergo the daunting the treacherous the haunting task of what understanding the
the United States economy.
No!
Okay.
I'm done eating.
There's 11 more minutes on that thing.
Gotta move my trash.
Link the video, give me a sec.
My hands are dirty.
What's up?
Licked for you.
Here you go.
You want to watch the rest?
Dragon Quest 7 Reimagined.
What?
Doesn't steam?
I see it.
It's good we mean it's good. It's not out
It's great how is it great you can't even play it
New coaching? No.
Oh.
You apparently, oh, you can pay 25 bonus dollars. No, it's 15.
You can pay 15 bonus dollars for early access.
Any AD carry coach recommendation?
I do not have one.
I don't know who actually coaches.
Are we deadlocking tonight yet?
That's why you're here.
You're here early for the deadcock.
All right, thanks for nothing man
No they banned Kate what the fuck
Wait, god damn it, I didn't read the notes.
But didn't they buff as?
How did they buff as real?
The entire patch notes is fucking adding in some fucking aram mayhem changes.
What the fuck oh my god
Okay, he got AD per level
Wait what
Am I seeing this right?
I got .25 AD per level.
What the fuck kind of buff is that you piece of shit?
What the fuck is that? What do you mean what was I expecting? 0.25! How many levels are
there in the game 18 4.5 AD over the entire fucking game
that's the bullshit I got scanned the give is a 10% AD ratio bonus
I can't say he wasn't buffed, the most placebo shit ever.
You would've been a really good buff.
I don't know why Lucian started W, that shit's ass.
i did not get 0.5 ad
i don't i don't think i had that buff there
what the fuck is this buy
My girlfriend bought me this skin from Diego.
What? What the fuck was that?
What?
What the fuck game am I playing?
I'm so confused.
All of that was just so insane
No!
I got flashed.
You're my fucking Q missed.
No!
I got flash.
My fucking Q missed.
the rules then how can I be breaking them?
I think I don't really need to spam for tier.
That should queue for my...
Thank you for my E to get back.
You got tier 8, Traveller?
His build is online!
I'm always open to new ideas
I'm in my element, fighting evil
I
Can't move
Guys
are we getting Nidus?
what's going on?
I'm disconnected.
Wait, are you?
Hello?
The possible comebacks are a short of my specials.
Hello? Hello? Hola? Hello?
he went in.
He went in and he lived in.
Dude, I'm just doing so much damage at this 0.2580 level, oh my god, I'm insane.
Oh my god, we're crazy.
Yeah, I don't know how to pull up it might actually be ass in this room, I'm not sure.
she's got like tank weed or something
Is it an endless hunger game?
I don't think the item is good.
is like a third like it's just charging now
What the fuck?
He's dead!
I mean I just can't see a reality where going no HP and choosing tenacity as your stat
makes sense. So I don't understand buying like, endless. That's something that's gonna
make sense to get it I mean do you're losing so much HP you're not going show
Jim isn't it very comparable haste as well I mean like I think it's it's more
like you're buying BT third and I don't think you would do that you know I got
I don't think you'd ever buy BT.
It's more damage. I don't think that's irrelevant, that's what I'm saying.
I don't think you want more damage on Ezreal like that.
I think Ezreal is this weird problem where he's like, too squishy.
You just can't go in.
No prisoners!
They will still go shenity guys.
I don't think Trinity's bad on Ezreal specifically, because he can't really go crit.
Maybe you can buy Endless if you go Trinity first.
You kind of already have that HP item.
Like I said, I think the tenacity is still the same amount of useless.
This is the ruin and I can use it to lose.
It's Kuprock Stormraiser?
Yeah
No worries, not mine, but it does have an effect
What am I at the log to buy?
that
What was happening?
Did anyone else lag?
In their games?
fucking honorable whole team
everyone like to accept sneaky
hold up
i got five on it, how did i get five?
The Ago Honored.
The Enemy Jungler.
Gave me a little tip. Huh.
Huh.
No, he said his girlfriend bought him the VEGOSKIN.
I'm not his girlfriend.
I don't really listen to the fall of Troy.
Their song is playing, but the only time I've ever heard the song was Guitar Hero.
They nerfed Jace Jungle in this patch.
Wait.
Did they?
Barely.
And they buffed his ult.
the armor marsh red.
Do you plan to expert and guitar hero? Yeah.
They buffed Kane, alright, cool, GG.
Like I said, the mel changes are through.
Now it deals additional damage, the first time an explosion hits, with reduced effectiveness
some subsequent hits.
Five damage.
The fuck?
Dude, I feel like this is a buff to our Q.
like the poke version like basically it's easier to dodge your Q now oh really
I mean it looks like it has a little bit less range oh it's slower okay and a
longer cast time but like if it clips you know it does more damage so I don't
I don't know, it might actually be a skill gap.
Not that I care that they're changing this.
And he's fine to fuck with the skills.
The W is for sure the cringe one.
And the damage immunity is gone.
Wait.
Wait, I'm confused. Does it not reflect anymore?
It seems like it stills reflects, no?
I'm pretty sure it still reflects.
Yeah.
Huh.
Wait, so she's still just as cringe, is she not?
Is she not literally the exact same grin? She just is harder to play.
I mean, where are you seeing that it doesn't reflect anymore?
Because this completely reads that it still reflects.
Because this is talking about specific skills that AOE...
This says, it destroys projectiles that target each unit in an area instead of reflecting them when they aren't targeting mel.
So, RELs, or sorry, Rises-E, Brands-E, Katerina-R, Sumire-R.
So, it's still reflecting everything.
She just isn't immune to damage, it's like the big change.
Which will help with killing her, but that still makes her like, really horrible cringe
matchups like the arish it it still makes it horrible
but i mean i don't know maybe the
was it mean she takes damage and reflects it
no it means that
let's say i'm fucking
I'm Rek'Sai, and I auto-attack Mel, like, it's not gonna reflect that auto-attack, right?
Like, on the previous patch, like, it would never reflect it, but she would be immune to Rek'Sai's auto-attacks.
But now, she just gains a shield while she pushes W. She's not immune to the damage.
I do love a good mystery.
I would have taken their recall.
I got a lot of my HP back though.
I kinda wanted to buy just because I was fucking my resources.
but I tack so much actually that I restored a ton of L
I did not mean to hit that one. I'm lucky
I'll have this finished before tea time.
of
She didn't have a ward, I would just fuck her there, I'm lucky.
I made a miss cannon.
WOAH!
I don't know what they think they gain by trying to hold the wave.
Oh my god, Galeous Q is doing literally zero.
Yeah, I was going to say the problem was here that I've cart this old to get too low.
I don't know, I feel like Swain is too strong, I don't know, I feel like Swain is too strong,
Wayne is too strong early in mid.
I don't think right now he's crazy or anything.
like I had galea support and I'm Kate
that's good
and
Yeah, I don't think like in this specific game, but it's just been my impression from
playing against him a bunch.
It might also only be like
Swain when he's farming versus Swain support
I don't know if Swain supports actually like crazy
oh that's still a hit oh god he's suckin
I'm so lucky to survive the the Senate all or what why was that lucky that was not lucky
me. I would have screamed if that killed me. And said, what the fuck out of that kill me.
Dude, I don't know, it's first item. I don't know, it's first item.
I miss my shrapnel
3 called perfectly on Karthus respawn.
3rd set of Mjolnir? I don't know what the build is.
I have not looked at Senna at all.
Boop!
Wow.
Just brute-forcinged on him.
So lucky.
See, now that was luck, that cannon.
That shit was a nuke.
I do love a good Mistra if you aim me.
Immaculate!
I don't know!
Take those two!
Goodness.
Why did he kill the turret?
The matter of the situation.
A good investigator always remains caught.
But I had it like low.
Does my Q actually clear?
I knew it! I knew it!
Okay.
I get thrown off when I hit 10 early.
Because my Q clears for like two waves.
Like I don't know, like you need Stormraiser?
BF pickaxe.
I'm gay!
He's zooming in the foreign holy fuck holy shit and he's gone
Come on!
It's a thick-ass shield, Jesus.
WMAX?
There's no way he's WMAXing versus Vayne, right?
Wow, that was nasty.
Flash, Naka, Aurora Burst, my Q.
God damn!
Jesus!
Skibbidy legend.
Only fuck that does not look like Galeo.
Fastest two games ever.
Those were pretty quick.
Why do you get the honor of five players?
Maybe team only four from your team.
Well, you can't honor yourself.
This player has been winning a lot, that's why you see him in your game.
He's a fast climber.
All he does is win.
Why not honor myself if I'm the only human?
Hmm.
I mean, maybe you really deserve it.
Maybe you deserve the five honors from yourself.
I want to skim these notes more.
Let me grab a coffee first.
Cube the real game now?
Oh shit.
Let's see.
I
Was
Yeah, I can't believe they actually nerfed Neela
Took too long. Oh, what do you mean took too long now now that I took too long now what huh?
They nerfed rise W
Minus 2 base AD champ is doid. I mean base AD is insane
It's a very big nerf honestly
Dude why are all these fucking changes armor growth help growth point two five AD group what is this shit?
Damn, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Wait, they made this more expensive?
Oh.
Wait, I thought this was already in, what the fuck, and people were building this thing
already?
Ew!
EWWWWW!
From 200 to 400 based on level to 200 to 400, 250 percent, okay they nerfed it.
Wait, now that it gets more base health.
It's extraordinarily powerful for the users that can leverage their resistance scaling
and someone exciting for other most potential users.
Okay, that's it.
Here you go.
Oxygen Endurance Shield went from 10 base shield to 120 and 7% of your max health to 100 to 200, plus 8% of your bonus health.
Okay, so you have to be building tanky for these to get really good.
But I think a lot of midlaners kind of buy HP anyway.
I wonder what this turns out to be, I'm like, like you just build one Leandris or something?
Five less adapted for us, okay.
This patch was extremely limp, dick.
Copy!
Well, there was a sack cell there where, in here, in here, in here, in here, in here,
Where?
I didn't even hear it.
The bridge of that song?
I
Jet pack cat what the fuck is jet pack cat oh shit
Overwatch the announcement here or something
There's five releasing next week with the hell
It's gonna crazy
That's quaggy that's kind of quaggy
I don't want to farm in profound man, I'm just barely too weak
Sad egg.
Tanks an Emma copy, what, Emma Frost?
Oh my god, is that a girl with big boobies and a big fucking cock?
Oh, hell yeah.
Screams yes at the top of their lungs.
How the fuck am I mid lane?
Let me fucking game dude, let me game.
Oh my god.
I'm flickering my shit.
Oh my god.
mobster perfectly lined up song with the saxophone Billy Murray oh shit that's fine
There's no machine.
Mabel, thanks for gifting. Let me see. Life is good.
I hope that did not happen.
I hope my favorite instrumentalist would never go anywhere near a sleep token collab.
What do you mean rage rate?
I told you, I unironically blocked sleep token from ever appearing on my Spotify again.
What's a TF game?
Twisted fuckchin'.
Why?
What?
I block sleep token?
Where the fuck?
Oh my god.
I don't know where his skins are.
Nothing's wrong with sleep token.
just absolutely fucking hate them
i despise listening to them
nothing wrong with it
Bad Omen's pretty good.
It's all in the cards.
It's all in the cards, so I gotta look up shit, hold on.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Alright, I'm supposed to go Comet.
Look, it's a Roa, and it's Dordring.
It's all in the belly.
Oh my god, I'm getting so rioter, oh fuck.
I gotta be in our best behavior.
I look stupid as shit.
Any thoughts?
First balls
I'm sure
Riot John Wick walks up to you mid lane and slaps your ass. What do you do?
I miss plates.
Hehehehe
Holy shit, did you see that stack?
I'm fucking home fuck of my own
I'm in gold. Charmed, I'm sure.
What?
Bro, that looks so weird.
These WQing to like, get range to steal my bone plate.
It just looks so awkward.
Might be the skin.
only had mana
Use blue cards, oh after I literally used 3 blue cards in a row I should use blue cards.
Those cards, is that the one to talk about?
Man, I guess I have to use it earlier, is all.
Oh, I still get XP, GG.
completely horrible game for TF.
I didn't really pick based on the lanes.
I should have.
This game is atrocious.
Did he accidentally fuck the creeps so they came in weird?
He like stood here and it like bumped the creeps around so I couldn't get a straight
shot on the range minions with the Q. It's like the easiest way to wave clear TF.
Bro, how am I fucking dead?
Look at these literally dog shit trash can ganks.
I'm going to use my shield to kill him, but I'm going to use my shield to kill him.
Nobody touches the hat.
I
Bro
It like actually the worst ganks no demand Gwen just walks up. I'm slowed and I'm dead
Has made no sense
Physically can't hold anywhere
Let's raise the stakes.
Let's raise the stake.
I'll be hugging my turret.
for Jesus.
Double kill!
Holy Fart!
The Palon has been slain!
And the Palon has been slain!
Can I get stunned when I went in there?
That's weird.
I don't think my card went off.
your Aegis is dumb and gets scammed by it twice. Yeah that's what I was saying. I was saying
it's bad but we'll see no boot slot I know it's fucked up isn't it
So
Oh my
Dude, how can I not fucking kill, man?
How do you shit cringe?
I'm the zero fucking damage build.
This shit is like mega-util, scale-mans.
Mad Lion?
What is that?
What's the reference?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Super level!
ah, wrecking
he doesn't have the nasty
I should do it.
First ult again me?
I hold it balling.
the fuck?
kill the fucking
Barret no way
Bruh
Oh god!
Oh no!
Let me check the number.
Let me check the numbers.
222, here's a Titanic.
I don't know, it seems kind of similar.
Nobody touches the hat.
Watch out.
Fuck his asshole.
Blow his dick and smithereens.
What are we going on?
I completely baited Gwyn.
we have no capitalization.
Now's my chance!
Now that was like literally one of the worst possible games for TF actually.
I got pressured by Twitch chat, they said pick something other than the bald blue man.
And look what you did to me.
Look at you dead.
You piece of shit.
We should have 17 kills, Jesus.
You know what I looked at?
I looked at my team comp and I was like, we could use some CC, looks like we got some
good damage? That's like the only TF build by the way. The Senate of the build. The other
build would be like Ludens. It's not like that does damage. TF just doesn't do damage.
your building like AD? Dude, what?
Eludin blue card one shot. Yeah, that's realistic.
Yeah, no that really happens you're right indeed
Ludens Lich Main Sturm Shard, yeah, no that's so much damage. Oh my god
How do you win when your support's trolling shoving waves taking CS
You must stay strong mentally my son.
I don't know, like that specifically is mega tilting, I agree.
That one's very hard to actually win.
Because then you're just this weak turd.
Kind of just have to hope your teammates that aren't getting griefed can carry.
Can carry
I mean like you should still play normally
Like do your best to ignore it, but you know report the fucker
Report that fucking bitch
the fucking pictures
watch right you know thing i don't know man
jillie grant
rights been turned in
the but cheek
on griefers
a ton of shit
Collection Doll Astrolabe
Nineteen
Billion Gold
People who smurf should have their rights revoked.
I think there's like a bit of a struggle where like smurfing for the purpose of never playing
in your actual rank is obviously just, that's just cringe. Like having an alt account I
think it's okay. Or you want to like play something else. Like learn another role or
some shit
I have solution man oh my god
But yeah, like, I don't think conceptually at its core playing on alt account is bad
anything but yeah the playing an alt to challenge your streams you're pretty stupid
like I understand it at a
at a level of like okay like I'm clearly gonna be worse than my main role and I'm gonna play
on another account and see if I can get high-rated
but I mean I don't know like the problem is literally just that there's not a
better way to do it is honestly the biggest issue like let's say you could
So you could have like an account attached to your main account or something, so it's
not technically another one, but it has like a baseline lower elo, kind of like what I've
seen in fighting games.
Like if you play one character in Tekken or something, when you reach a certain rank,
Upgrades all your other characters to a baseline higher rank
Something kind of like that I
Think would make sense
So then like if you wanted to go Q jungle as your main role and not just fill
They could give you like, you know, if your challenger baseline you at Masters.
I think that'd be very fair.
I think it'd be really hard for you to be like a challenger player but unable to jungle
at least okay at a master level
but like i said that the issue is that that doesn't exist
so then what can you really
do
it's just
like you're playing your main and like say what like
you can't say fucking
playing jungle the challenger but you're already challenger
It didn't make any sense here.
Rock the boat.
If you were to play on any one champ, we'll not talk about them, because they wouldn't be the people.
going and playing alternate roles to high rank.
Oh, I didn't actually read the trinket and faylight changes.
I can't angle myself in the creeps, they're just blocking the fuck out of me.
It's good.
I think I'm up for a lead to gank, not lane.
Am I pulling the lane there?
Almost she wasn't sure that Otto was gonna kill so I eat.
Maybe take another shot.
I
I don't know, I think my conclusion is that
I think we're fillable end potions or combat right now.
Just because of cash back, but like every factor in the game
Another thing is to that like there's so many in channel supports
They have infinite mana.
and see him actually enter.
this
well be blear i'm fucking oom
Oh
You made this bitch I mean manless huh?
I think I should go like this.
Oh, okay I can.
I think he's natural typing, because he's a writer, my guess.
No, the auburn, auburon.
I just literally can't feel my hands without fucking zarkers and shit.
This thing goes less, isn't it?
I think they're like here.
Baited, is that an attack?
Okay, that went pretty well.
Oh god.
Dude, I like, they didn't die there, that was crazy.
The weak captains from my army can't stand their drool.
The pirate king that burns his mustache.
And the enemy has been slain.
No way dude I actually lived there.
That's insane.
That's absolutely tragic.
It's all that movespeed I bought, baby.
Zoomin'!
my bias actually done shit
I recall and I get two daggers that's it
I've done it.
I've finally achieved a recall status.
I want a blue orb.
15 more minutes and they auto win the game, Sona is broken.
Mayhaps?
maybe
I'm not sure how to do this but I'm not sure how to do this.
Man lover.
What the?
Like even with essence I'm almost zoom always.
Isn't that insane? That's literally insane.
Tell me how routine fighting is, I recall.
Tell me.
Somebody explain.
One damage oriole
What?
He actually burned. Maybe. Big boy Jay's next to Giffy?
Off we go, off we go.
Dude the Baron recalls are so fucking loud. Jesus.
exclamation gender I think you were looking for exclamation wigsize
Why can I see fairlight vision?
Am I fucking stupid dude if I had flash I just flashed right there
What the hell is he looking at?
This fuck wasn't the game
They me going
I didn't hit on purpose I didn't hit on purpose
Nope, that wasn't my sin, that was Ori.
He spammed pink to me.
No, it's not one of this, it's like, I swear I was physically showing you the actual outline,
I don't think you've got the damage buddy.
I don't know how my ult didn't kill anyone there.
My whole leg didn't even hit him, that's sad.
No boots.
Yes
never trust a bitch
I got chain stun.
almost fucking died
Get around us! Yes, dive the fountain!
32 people playing fellowship
This isn't even a real number
Oh, fuck.
I mean, it's like a seasonal game, I'd be surprised if anyone played it permanently.
sure fun. 22 on Supervive? Oh, fuck. No.
Just one of those relics lost to time.
What can you do?
What do you mean? I was playing SuperVide after the sponsors.
Fuck you.
Fake news. Fuck yourself, pussy.
Eat my balls.
I played Hela.
I like the song.
Goose juice.
I'll do one more league game and then deadlock.
I started late today.
Let's do my while raid.
I'm going to take it a bit.
Yeah, I want to play more.
I'll play more league and more deadlock.
I'll say it earlier, I made the new class of Bostark.
She's actually really sick.
But I expected that because I knew she was sick when I saw her release in Korea.
Now did they legit fix toning, unironically?
they didn't like cost less or anything but like you can do x10 honing so it
takes literally 10 times less time
mainly when you're just mashing the button because you're in the the free
shit. No, it's not swipe dumbass, fuck you. Put your bitch ass past in the balcony, still
boring. This one, this pass? The one that came out today? It's the way you didn't
Guardian Knight, Dragon Knight. You dumb bitch. I mean I like Valq. Are you playing
DPS or support I think it's cool the the spender is super satisfying raise the
sword slam for a billion damage well I mean multiple billions because the game
actually uses billions of its numbers the head build so fun one guardian night
Yeah, I mean the base skills don't really do anything, they literally don't do damage.
You're just mashing to get to the big hit.
You're 5300 combat power blade and you quit the game just not yet anymore?
i haven't really played much either
but i mean like the combat is insane
how long gay question mark
What
Yeah, I'm surprised they added another dog shit fucking do a raid spend 20 hours on this system system with the astro gems
They're like, you know what? Transcendence gave you cancer. Let me feel that hole in your heart with some more cancer.
This is worse than Transcendence? Well, I just mean like, Transcendence being the largest time sink ever.
Elixirs, you could at least like understand.
Transcending you can understand too, but I mean like it's just useless.
It's useless information.
It's not fun.
Cores or cancer, astrogens are fine.
I think they're both pretty cringe.
Wow this is a team comp of all time.
top vein jungle yee, soma support mid-cassadin
dude okay you know what lost trick's issue is is literally like
I think they want you to play the game more but like with the way they've structured the endgame
It's really fucking hard to play the game more like you can't really play your one character
Like let's say I really like the new class Guardian Knight. I
Barely get to play it like you just do your chaos, which isn't even fun
You do your guardian. I like guardians and
Then you do your raids and your raids are done bye-bye no longer log in
But like they introduced the systems which take up your time which get you to log back in
and spend your time on, but it's not a fun time.
I think it needs a bit of a rework.
Like the rework it so that
you were able to play the character that you want to play more and get stuff out of it.
Cause even some of your raids get kinda cooked, cause like, you're just doing a raid that
you just completely smash and you don't even get to play your character.
I have all the evidence I need.
I must always be 3 steps ahead.
Sona autoed so fucking much that he pushed the wave into the turret.
Jesus.
2-3 raids so much more fun.
I mean, I like the raids in 2v4.
Having clown, vikis, theymine are kind of like unmatched though, and vaulted.
But then you slip in, K. Angel, and you slip in Ivory Tower of Tier 3.
You're gonna kidnip us Tier 3.
Kidnip's cool, though.
Stop fucking autoing bro.
Nah, but what the fuck was that?
Fuck yourself, minions.
Bruh.
I
Bro
the new skin firecracker pretty good I'll get
I cannot run from the long arm of the law, nor from the scope of my rifle.
No.
Unlucky targeting.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
Yeah, I think this was probably a ghost lane.
Just thinking about it, I feel like ghosts sound so much better.
Oh, for a kiddo?
And now I have to slain.
Boom, headshot!
And now I have to slain.
Ah, this finished for full tea time.
I mean I don't need your autos.
I'm good actually.
We're all good in the Otter department.
This is 1800, 99.
Ah, I just fucking forget.
He's making a proper chain of command.
See, these Qs are pretty badly timed.
I have 90 minutes to end this game.
Wait, why?
Oh god.
What's happening?
What?!
Did my fucking tenacity rune or some shit?
Why didn't that last long enough?
Why are we running?
Who the fuck are you running for?
We run.
Who the fuck will run?
They're all there fighting, buddy.
I... do not... stay.
I do love a good mystery.
Does he think that would have ended differently?
Like, would I have tanked the ult instead?
I'm not sure what's going on over there.
Oh, oh.
It's fucking Veynol.
The magic is red.
The heart of Cuntin, I think, is its people.
We lose the turret.
Cob skin?
Arcanus.
Arcanis
actually unlucky he's not fed enough to do that
And a team comp sucks a ball sack, I already established that and select the loading screen.
At least Malphite's not building armor.
Not yet.
time. Is there apparently a fucking ward? Holy shit, there is. What the f- Whoa, whoa,
whoa, red alert, alert! Whatcha doing, buddy? Bye-bye!
We got shit.
Alright, I will be a soloing dragon.
She gets my rebellious jungler.
Refuses to participate.
I'm in the fucking worries boys no fucking worries
I am not Hilturva's dog. I work for its people.
I hope I would have tanked the mouth, I don't like a good boy.
Yeah, now that would be a good result for sure.
We all hit Dragon, we all die.
Now see, don't go spend 3 Gaggle for your first item and boots.
No, no, no, we need Dragon right now with no advantage.
We need it now.
No possible way to get this Dragon, we need it.
no wonder medius won't do o s m h
tr tr
shames ass fucking adc
sacrifice himself for the team.
That guy is dead as hell.
I think I'm gonna go buy her.
Thanks you man.
It's honestly really easy to get into, like, the habit of just permanently buying on your
item spikes, but it's not always best.
Like, yeah, you can get really strong, but, like, if there's shit to do on the map, it's
better to stay.
I probably make the mistake more often than I should, but it depends how strong of like
an actual buy you're gonna have, like if I have 3000 gold like I'm fucking recalling.
like there I could have bought IE with 9 into gold but I think it was just worse
like nothing happened but something something could have happened it's
better to like synchronize your recalls most of the time
yeah there's outliers to that right like if you're literally one HP like you
have to recall, you know?
It's like I could stay in fight. I don't need to recall. I just want to get stronger
I got baited by the cast and pings there
I guess in his 16 I just realized staring at him.
This castin' build is the truth?
Wait, what the fuck?
His mirror mana has so much damage on it, what?
The hell?
That's literally like the highest I've ever seen by this point in the game.
Why is it so high?
The fuck?
Just slap it not fight, but like you don't actually physically acquire
I miss click them the back thing
You don't physically acquire the man immune like you didn't rush man immune
Like, I think he got 800 damage right here.
It's 2.9k now.
Is this a melee bonus?
It looks like it.
I mean, he doesn't have that much mana, he just has a rod.
I think it's the fact that he's melee.
I killed myself though, I was distracted.
Where's your deadlock stream?
Play after this game.
Deadcock.
holy shit look at the vein build
pd fiend hunter
Mashi is actively griefing the game right now.
I think it would be a mistake to not buy full crit here.
I wanted to zeal earlier.
I don't think BT survivability is going to make me live that hard right now and I think
I'll really suffer building an expensive item and they get more armor.
Malfight finishes an item. I will just literally not do damage.
This main build is way better than the Essence Reager builds.
I always aim to win, and my aim is perfect.
Let's go master yee he wins the one
He goes it oh
Impure fools oh shit
I was expecting.
What the fuck is this rocket doing?
Go away!
That actually perfect leave of me
Wait, Corky died.
Dude, he might have literally had perfect lethal though.
Where are you going to end the game?
So it's going to stop.
You have to do more damage!
Fuck!
Oh, that's fine.
You had to do more damage! Fuck! Oh, that's fine.
We're good.
That's crazy dude. Master Yi tilted off the fucking planet, okay? He is actually trying
to lose? Oh, ironically, he was legit playing to lose, yet he was just killing anyone that
touched anything near him.
I already reported him.
Didn't he redeem himself?
Well, no, like I said, he was trying to lose.
I'm passing it 572 damage to you and you had 430 health.
Yo, what do you think about this screenshot then?
Where my game tells me I have 572 health.
And it does 572 damage.
literal perfect lethal
does that change your opinion?
I think he had um
last stand or whatever the fuck it's called
it's such a weird number
he didn't
Oh, cool. Yeah, I would do it too.
Oh my god.
He's just red carpet cogging.
This is even our game.
It is. I didn't know you had a fucking jack show.
Did he have a jack show right there?
No, he didn't. He had Chain Vest.
dead coooock
did I have one leg every game and I'm still getting plus 18 and minus 23
Right game specifically nerfing my ass
Specifically taking out my ass
They don't want to see me win
They don't want to see me succeed
Korea FTC raids Nexon over Maple Training Probability Scandal.
Is this another one?
The Korea Fair Trade Commission is conducting an onsite inspection of Game Developer Nexon,
According to reports on the third, the move aims to determine the potential violations
of the e-commerce law and the sale of paid items in connection with the controversy over
probability-related errors in the mobile game maple training.
No, I think MapleStory is an amazing game, you should keep playing and not get scammed.
Do not get scammed, it's for everyone.
I'm sorry guys, we're sorry, we didn't know, we didn't mean to do that again for the third
Time. Oops. Don't play that shit sliding and shooting simulator dead cock. That's in this
game and slide shoot you know what shut the fuck up I'm jammin
Why did I just see five people launch deadlock fucking sheeps?
Because we're all playing games together as friends because we like playing games as friends together. I don't know. Is that
Is that ring a fucking bell in your head?
Trickle in come on in Jill has dead luck
You never seen this before.
You are witnessing the ascension of MOBA.
The ascension of MOBA MAN.
I wonder if I'm gonna crash today.
I think it was annoying.
Let's fuck this guy.
Can we hear shizzy bitch about everything?
No, that's, that's Zampa.
Shizzy only blames and flames every possible teammate we've ever had.
That isn't us.
That's not bitching, that's just facts.
Of course my team is dog shit.
Clown ass bozos.
That seen the new Overwatch years?
No I didn't.
Didn't they take the two out of the name?
Or something?
Can they do that?
Can they just make it over one again?
it fucking random. I mean, it's completely irrelevant by the way. Like, it's such a non-factor,
it's just funny. Like, nobody ever thought the game was gonna be different. If you did,
if you did your fucking delusional
reload animation
what chomping my bag
as it's sick
between next game
We got a slot, yeah.
Do they buff stamina mastery?
This thing seems crazy.
I think they nerfed it.
I think they nerfed it from three bonus charges to two, right?
Yeah.
I think it gave a little more stammer-covery or something as well.
They just nerfed the hell out of silver.
notes
deadlock is in slopping yes
Yeah, what's up?
Hello.
Dude, what is this fucking discord feature?
If you join a voice channel, it like pops up a thing that says invite to voice.
I've never clicked it so far.
makes it make me think there's another person in the channel now I'm confused
one Hayes game I have her in my list
Oh shit, I got a token.
Oh, you said they nerf Silver, fuck it?
Nice, I got a player.
You can't wait until a company comes by and replaces Discord to become sloped.
Do you think it's that bad?
I haven't had a bad experience.
There's just been like random bugs with servers where like they just start like cutting out
Mike's and shit and like lagging.
But I haven't thought to myself like, damn holy shit, Discord is dog shit or anything.
Skype 2.
Actually crazy how long it took to
get something like this for like voice channels and text channels.
Yeah, no text channels, but they had ventrilo.
Yeah, ventrilo had literal servers.
They were just like, you know, keep them up and running.
Actually, yeah, wait, you don't have to pay for anything.
I think you'd have to pay for ventrilo servers, right?
The servers, yeah.
One heavier one, yeah.
I think that's just for keep that free just turbo
Yes, I mean it's impressive. I'm not a fan of it must use
Yeah, everybody. I mean
So many discord channels
It's there. There's no ads on some sense. It's pretty good free program. I've never thought like it's
Can't be for something to replace it
Hehehehe
You can stream within the program too. Yeah, that part's crazy good
Doesn't always work 100%
I've seen the quest it's not really an ad though
because that's like, it gives you a benefit for playing some game.
That would be like if you got money or something for watching ads on a YouTube video or on
Twitch.
That would be like the equivalent.
What the worst adware is, is fucking Overwolf and anything on Overwolf.
Yeah.
That shit's crazy.
Cool.
For my experience, it's just fucking always like a computer-eating piece of shit.
I had to play with it on for when I had the, like, they sponsored C9 a long time ago.
Yeah.
we had like the voice packs on it, my medias is like that this stuff it had is
cool and useful it just like the program itself is very hard to run on your PC
without suffering mad performance
you ever want to use like I've downloaded some like TFT over there is just so you
can have the comp in there and it's like you can't even run it like
and the obelidics and the meditiy of the engine
whether it's attached to a wolf
yeah
mine hi welcome back
they were already like
two minute long like
720p ads full ads in the corner
where they guys even sneak what the hell
five
You think they nerfed her?
Someone said it.
It's not enough.
That's a pleasure.
You heard him.
You just ate that melee?
Yeah.
You close like a demo. I mean, okay
You know what I mean by dude
I think it's a buff.
I felt really good on like...
Hayes.
He billied for me.
Yeah, probably billied.
Okay.
look our box
I'm just fucking a curse.
I hear right for you.
You healing me?
Just get this banner first.
Pop it.
Thank you.
Punch the skulls like we stop rockin' Punch the skulls are you dying?
I'm killing one guy.
Are you serious, man?
What the fucking cringe was that?
That was retarded.
Why didn't I fucking kill him?
of
German
I got one of them for the mist, big bang!
the issue I have with this character is I have no good way of fucking wave
instantly dead why broke it yeah he changed man so far
how is this so unplayable what I guess what you said we're just I don't think
We can clear the waves professionally, though.
You can't walk up.
I need a fucking melee.
My breast, too.
I forgot about that.
I don't know if there's any reality we can play.
No.
I don't know what to do with it.
Damn it.
Pulled me right out of it.
Somebody said if you CC the guy with the Reminum, the Rem gets knocked out.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
It just happens every time, or?
Yeah.
No, I mean like.
I don't know. I guess hard CC.
I don't know. That when I was dying, my old friend in the Armonium said he was taking
a nudge pool. That might have been a quick install off.
Yeah. Probably hard CC. Not like one root. I appreciate you staying one root.
Chad's saying it's CC from the ultimate specifically.
That sounds a little bit right.
only got taken out from owls
jizzie get the fuck in there you have old shiz I mean I shiz these slinkies
I was like I do have all the money
well fuck us holding it
one game
I think for the throw Billy
She didn't have the Timstan
She's one
I'm in one
Oh shit
I failed him
of
What?
You got it.
Nice.
Where the hell did they go?
How did he not die?
I actually don't get it.
I'm here mid.
She has no cards, no pp.
I'm here mid.
She has no cards, no pp.
I don't get it how my in his asshole uses not dying
It's fairly too slow or some shit.
to kill a guy dude can the the two can regroup you didn't know that yeah yeah
like a new damage to it's really good I do like 200
based on my testing point right here is bugged interval form
Trats in there.
He fixed it.
Today, like, 54 minutes.
10 o'clock
Them flash walk down fucking kill them there. Yeah, I mean I mean I mean
The biggest fucking wave note in a man.
Yeah, Silver got like 10 nerves today.
and she's still pretty crazy
It's like my entire team does not want to touch the enemies.
If you tell the team that I'm holding this shit from taking our walker.
the door man the door man what am I playing by the way how am I fighting the whole fucking
team.
They're all side lane.
There's their interesting words Look at that green walker!
There's one dumb fuck!
What do you mean?
How can you not hold one guy?
And you're down 5k!
I don't know the 5-2 shiv?
Farmed my fucking lane?
He got solo-lead?
The 5-2 shiv?
Billy, oh, didn't pull me out of the person.
I'm coming, Bongo.
Oh, now you kill him.
Now you fucking do something.
All I'm saying is, you're on the beast.
Can they do this?
I'm not in there, I'm just shooting.
This is literally one of the weirdest games I've played.
All I'm saying is the way that ship pushed three walls or so many times, the Avengers
supposed to collapse on him.
Because of what I do with the Avengers collapse on me.
True.
It's true, but you may have to talk to you.
My team?
Alright, team.
The Randles.
I'm dead.
Did you ever say Avengers assembled on you?
Here's the ship.
Collapse time.
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Burn his ass, Bob Joe!
He's happy, he's still climbing now.
I slowed him. I slowed him.
I have no arrows.
Let's go. We can back up.
He's good.
There's a wraith on you behind you Mugga.
Yeah, I got the rejuvene.
Okay.
Reader?
Oh, no rejuvene, no rejuvene!
Did he just kill a little bit there?
Okay
Why is everyone that tried to melee instantly
like when I play I don't parry like that like why would you parry
Yeah, I noticed that, I don't know.
Even playing at lower ranks, they still compare pretty well.
Maybe they just got fucking mind blown by meleeers.
I also think it depends on the hero you're playing too, like if you're Abrams or Billy,
like they're literally just going to mash the button for breakfast.
Probably Silver as well.
Okay, we're just more focused on certain things, maybe they're just looking for it now, I'm
not really thinking about other shit.
usually like looking down and I called out the
I'm gonna use my next spell
Get out of the way
What the fuck is he sealed for all that?
He's a bitch, you're a...
Oh
All right, this is the comeback we need I just saw slinkies eat three in the same route damage
good
instantly spending all my fucking gold on fucking shit
I chunkied them until they build a spellbreaker
we can win fights.
The one wave clear.
Nice.
Nice!
We're just gonna solo?
BoBo?
Did I get silenced?
I'm just gonna fucking run it down yellow for this item slot after this fucking
just fight your soul jar
The spirit urn is waiting to be claimed.
Hey the spirit urn's back.
Did you see that?
Nope, I'm not helping you.
I got caught somehow.
Who?
Mr. Lash.
They're chasing him. I'm running it down blue.
And we are out. Yes!
He's gonna be great.
I'm coming.
There's one.
Die, shoot!
Fucking rich.
I have all the masks. You're gonna have to sleep them.
Oh
Well forgot to use
Whatever
There's something behind me
They have one rez?
Yeah.
Like a billy?
Don't get cursed.
No good curse.
I guess it's just Billy, like I'm having so much trouble finishing this fucking hero.
He's just been an hour slicing his ass.
Any more shred stuff?
This is literally actually the weirdest game I've played.
I have not seen a single team fight.
Like Inferness and Lash are literally like the least grouping people I've ever fucking
seen.
I mean, yeah, if there was any bit of coordination it would just be Lash ult into Black Hole and
It's like the first year
What she died
Just beer is that matter
Okay, I'm curse her great just try to walk around the place
Scurse.
Got things like,
got nothing on it.
We just jump.
Let's go.
Huge.
Coordination.
Over extension.
Take those. Nope.
Karen.
They can't throw this.
True.
We're only getting stronger. They're already at their peak.
I'm pretty sure we can win a fight so easily.
If we have our teammates.
I can make Reath's life fail, and then that's pretty much it.
Alright, we can't get Lash the group.
Oh, fight a yellow.
I'll design specs for it too.
Blind him.
Got him.
Careful, cool lead man.
Shibs nearby.
Wraith is in lane.
I'm going to buy that.
Yeah, cool.
She's low? Well, I try to save her.
She's stun her.
Oh.
Oh, this shit.
Oh, this guy's shit.
Alright.
Whatever.
I think we do, we actually do mid-boss when it comes up, break this down.
Headed to blue
Hey bud
Got a refresher, refresher down in the hole?
There's no way to lose this mid boss
No, we're not doing mid boss
Really, it's up in the trap
And rafes down for 20-7
Yes
We need another picture
I won't do that again, you're dead to me
I'm going to come from behind, I'm going to sleep on.
There's always the Kegis CC back up.
One page hurt and I'm done.
It's like it lasted an hour.
infern is gonna fog off is lash gonna move to the side we know we fucking
we do anything
we're here
oh no the most obvious carry
I don't want to talk to these guys
These fucking freaks.
Oh good.
Once they eventually come it'll be easy.
I was only using default because this hero was new.
It's very hard to know what's actually good on a new hero.
I think on a lot of the other heroes it's a lot more established.
what you'd need and the defaults probably won't have those
okay
Okay, she's underground
You see?
Transforming?
Good!
Oh!
Yes, yes!
Oh!
They want to fight in a stairwell with a refresher dynamite.
The holy hole of holes!
What do you know? We grouped and we win? What? That's insane!
Let them all through the fucking wall.
Since Altidus has a wall now.
It's just insane.
It's twice they ran into that choke there.
I'm not gonna say something delicious.
Oh my god that died fast as fuck.
You're cool.
My god is this...
Wait what?
What was that?
It is jumping over the fucking lying fake news because I keep trying and I keep getting
slurped.
What, the wall?
I did double jump.
No.
What the fuck does double jump mean?
No, shit has hella vertical range, bro.
Like, as I'm saying.
No, no, no.
Do you have to use this time now?
Get over it, it's like you're dead and we're still...
I did. No, I did.
I used it.
I have been using it.
It just hasn't ever worked.
Yeah, I think it's something that's really good here.
He's got a refresher, that's why.
He's on his way to another.
Yeah, he's in.
I got hotel the second I transform
our lash players sneak I cannot slander the sneak name now that's a job well done
That was a little bit triggering of the game.
But you know, it happens.
Hell no!
I punched my monitor to prove a pony that I'm angry.
I
Am just buying new monitors or what no
This is my punishment. Do I need a silver ball touch grass?
Get a wife and kid actually, I don't know what to do with the skill points
I just fall into the default skill points
I'm here to greet you
Wait, what rank did it
No
It's gone up, right?
I am
Our con for
They were the notes
You know the guy doesn't use close on the forums
Yoshi post
You see person
uh he did he just rolled down uh there's like two big patches
chandy one yesterday one oh you just focus today ticked over let's see yep so there were like
10 nerfs to silver
11% dps crease on the left click
Increase the mag size from five to six increase her base region
did mystic reverb? that's such a random nerf
did that lifesteal have made a difference?
So yeah, a little bit. It used to be 15 flat, but the imbued ability has 30%.
So, depending on one ability, it could have a lot.
I'm not sure what I'm seeing, but I didn't really nerf Silver that much.
the biggest thing I can see here is the base health. This is a give you a 350, now it gives
you a 100. And the move speed by one.
You can get less with the missing health. Yeah, I literally couldn't catch a billy, I
was just spamming left click.
By one move speed.
I think the missing health on the one damage is pretty big. And the cooldown on the one
being increased by 1.5 seconds is also pretty big that's not big at all what
it's two seconds yeah how's that big
because you can cast three in your world before
are you gonna go for the road yeah you miss an entire one now
Nah, I think I'm all... the fucking shotgun, because they also made the shotgun for 100.
No, no, no, no, no, no. So yeah, the bite is the bite.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah, the bite being a little longer...
It's a nerf, but I don't... I think it's insane.
Alright, Sinkie.
Graves is like the most problematic right that they put out lately.
Wait, Sinkie, try jumping over this.
What the...
Do it again.
Do it on, like, elevation, because, like, I've been doing this and it hasn't worked.
Like, actually.
Maybe it's been just slowed or something.
Yeah, right there.
doesn't work you can't jump over this it's probably elevation then it might be
elevation that's fucking with me it might be like accidentally they're putting it
I'm not actually on the lane ramps or something.
Or maybe...
I just got on the path wall.
It's just that it's so hard to see sometimes.
Is there a way you can slow me?
Like slow me with something?
Maybe like the slowing hex?
Is that it?
Is that rent-stam-use?
No, it lowers your dash distance.
Okay, I'll do it.
No, it's not slows.
I don't know what's been happening. It must be the Brampton.
It's based on my feeling.
Like someone told me you can double jump it and I'd been trying and I had not successfully done that yet.
But it's working here so yeah it must be some elevation shit, I don't know, or maybe
The wall is above the pit so you should jump to the pit so that I don't have to use the
army.
Yeah, it's probably what's been happening.
Elevation changes.
I just never noticed.
I just get rooted by it and I'm like, what the fuck and I'm screaming?
Oh shit, I got silver again.
OW!
Hey, what's the build? Any build?
My Calvin's gonna go crazy.
Who got the build? Which build?
On the browser.
HELL!
Low main. That's a fucking...
That's a noodle.
That's one.
with the same exact lane combo all right
all right shizzy we gotta smack him this time
I've just taken my fucking lot of victory
to say afk not this kiss
oh god and blitzcrank
every parry if you hear them goon that's his old build
every fucking graze so I'm on an outdated build
fucking skulls and I really don't want to
the
walk up to carry the creep alright buddy
you're doing a lot of spying down
alright we're playing two players here
Yeah, cuz I'm a nuke
I killed her just that big time
I did
Lunging her? That's kinda fucked up, man
You're actually a dead version
Oh
Okay
We did it we fucking did it
I don't know anything about the lanes, so I would not, I just assume this is how it goes.
Nooo!
Well, Kelvin's usually like, you can make the lane like this, but if it's your first
I
Hide behind yeah hide step one hide
Well that would explain a lot
I'm telling you bro, when I'm playing Billy in Pistolo,
I might see one of them fully in the movies, Linky.
Yeah, it's fully them for me.
Dammit!
Uh, long gone?
Come on, Eddie.
Jeez.
I'm just out of ammo.
Oh, I'm just so dead, dude.
That was my bad.
These guys definitely know how to play the game.
I can't see the difference.
That is pretty good.
They're time-honored and skilled.
And I'm fucking feeding.
We all feed.
I can't kill a wave I'm doing Z and I can't kill a wave
I
Took him on him I say bond will carry me
I
Is annoying
And about I can't kill
This combo sucks ass
This is literally one of the worst lane that I've played, we basically can't kill them.
This isn't even a skill issue, this is just basically not possible.
I sleep, he's going green!
Where did you bloom?
You stay green if you want to help him.
In this lane, let's go.
Yeah, my bad.
I got the dome now.
Perfect.
There's a billy here, so you keep running.
Oh my goodness! I got turbo comboed.
I got comboed into death.
Okay. I'm not scared. I'm eating Hakedown.
this combo silver rim it's legit unplayable there's just zero damage we're just getting
farmed isn't even matter it's not even a skill issue it's just unplayable
damage
let me go in there play the very game
I got some damage in a walker, I'm throwing my face at it, I have a feeling this type
Drifter now vault by the way.
I have a bubble.
Are you a walker or just a child?
They're deep as fuck here.
I like for the Walker
I don't know, Bongo, I haven't.
Oh, okay, I just hear you.
Hello, I see that.
I'm running.
I'm with you, Bondo.
Run it down to the marker.
Oh.
I want a dick.
Fun lucky.
They're earned in their shit?
They got earned in their dick?
I'm going to go in to the green, I don't know if this is safe, I'm gonna try it.
I'm breathing for this wave.
Alright I'm out of here, good luck.
man for himself. I had a really good game the first time I played her, but I was like
stomping Wayne. I kind of forgot. Two fucking walkers solo. I'm rich.
nothing
I'm coming green to get
get some action
but I don't have all
maybe I chill out
I just trust
Slinky to not leave me astray
surely if I follow him I will not die
Okay, I got my huge ball.
I got one over through the mist!
Well, that could have been just so much better.
Goom in just walking out and look at him behind him
Four men
The spirit urn is weakened to be claimed.
Can I take this?
Take this, dear.
the
fine about
the
Help help help
I dropped the ball on a ball
I just want to show
I'm out trying to at least
Bebop very close
us the spirit is waiting to be played
Oh shit, I gotta go cover green.
But they're kinda coming in?
I'm gonna push bage
I think I got out of there too fast
Jesus
this
coming
they took out dynamo
my fucker's here too
I can't fucking do I'm sorry oh I thought I could say well if we don't walk together
together just get the bonus isolation damage oh yeah kind of I didn't know that
well we also just vestix all these together we're stronger
I am getting strong we did kill the haze this haze's build is incredibly bad so
he's pure aoe
yeah literally all gun items
he's not trying to die or what
behind me
im alive
a lot of people here, a lot of people, a lot of people
oh boy
three, fuck no
oh i feel
a bomb for one million
Oh, that's my kill.
Bomb to one million.
Suck his dick!
Nah, they- they- I was protecting your two-stone.
Yep, I- I saw you parried one on top of it.
I parried two. They wanted to get goss.
Yeah
That's actually for it like you should place a tombstone and I Victor sits on top of it
What are you gonna do about it? I should have really asked Lincoln stuff works on the Echo Shard bomb
Big big fight
Oh that looks a lot of damage.
I probably should stay with Cheezus.
I hope I got a nice old bongo.
I got a nice old kill and defend it now.
Okay.
Dude, like when he does a lot of damage.
What the?
Nothing.
Oh my god, I thought I had you in it.
I need a range or discharges to make it clear.
You got punch right there.
I keep you back.
Okay, you got behind, you got behind, you got behind.
Whoa, we just made a hit bomb here.
We need to counter spell for him.
That could work.
about Echo Shard instead.
Oh my goodness.
It looked a while though.
Get in there, Bongo. Get in there.
I'm not gonna say good item, but I'll try it.
all metal skin for the orange only base
I probably need to actually use my stand
oh come on the other way
I got my super nap
oh my god
Bando I have to leave
You're starting to split, and I'm just ending it.
Let's get rid of that.
I died last time.
I see.
Okay, dude.
The stun on the vent is literally worthless.
It doesn't do anything.
You just get stunned on the flyover,
and then you immediately are unstunned when you land.
It does, uh...
You can't control your momentum or anything can't like dash and shit, but
Not guaranteed come I mean just the fact that you're getting such far additions in the first place
I can't make a judgement about the build and somehow use this as a lane again.
Fun.
Interactive.
You're done for the dick.
I want to take some of this.
I'm gonna walk right through that mid-base, mid-base bucket.
It's too late. We made the call.
Well, none of you moved. So no.
It's too late. Yeah, it's too late after all of you were going to the walkway anyway. You're right.
It should be good.
Use your melee on this lane.
Okay.
Heavy charge.
It does more damage.
Oh, duh.
That's a lot of damage.
Press F on it.
So you get it.
Oh my god.
You guys all got carried as well?
I...
Waited.
Where the fuck?
We have one reds
This one? This one?
You can come
Your turn
That was fucking confusing he literally just stood still yeah I don't get it why I think
he was looking for a heavy punch he literally stood in there and was looking for a heavy
punch you literally don't remember instant fucking parry isn't that weird
as fuck I think I learned something from that viscous that's a good night
I get a lot when I transform
I got the area, not the full game, we're getting there.
I almost viscous in the debugger though, it's so loud.
One thousand of them.
Spirio Shift, Spellbreaker, Witchmail, blah blah blah blah blah.
Haze is mid.
Haze got a green item guys.
Holy.
She found out that there's a separate tree.
What item is to buy?
she's gonna be too tanky
baby
the party I have to
Let's build this for you
That's a lot of people
I
This is on me entire fight you couldn't come worth
Coming to say I've done nothing it should be one
I
I fucking dispelled his bombs and warp stoned over.
Fuck him over.
I'm a retard.
Uh-oh.
I thought I could heal.
I- I am- you served myself.
Why was I not healing like a god?
Thank you shitty hurts anymore.
maybe you can't lifesteal as well off turrets
I don't need money lying around
I mean those base turrets
or maybe I can guard myself to one and ding noob to me
healing is reduced on uh
I know I'm like creeps
it is
I'm assuming an objective, she's also inserted in that, like, category where it would do this.
I can see it.
Point blank, I'm going left to right in this build, baby.
off chat told me to buy this shit wait
I think you'll be about to rain, I think.
He's probably back, he's probably back.
He's running you guys.
Be scared of him.
I'm not scared.
My werewolf's an 8, and I can go in.
I can get base.
Find us.
Oh, no.
Okay.
together on Bongo, on Bongo
you can fight on Bongo
I couldn't transform
are you getting those souls bonko oh are you getting those souls
get him and get him out he's on kill him they don't give a fuck
beef in the night
play a different game than you guys buddy
just a little farm in their fountain
We just got easier!
Where's my teammate?
He's the looove, thief.
Metal skin's kinda crazy, can't do damage transform.
What do you mean?
Spellbreaker.
I can't.
Where you at?
I can hit very nice, can't I?
I'll buy the skin if you need it.
I'm spawning I'm zipping
say it's pretty bad
it's healing temple suit because you know I mean there's better items but if
your item slots are not like the worst
because this guy doesn't say get it
you'd never sell a heal booster
so just keep it until you upgrade
playing this whole game with two stand
Spilled maker
Hope I see a Billy
Long it was taking the locker right in your face
He didn't say his plan
I believe in Vangelaar.
They destroyed our blue walker.
Actually, that's the winner.
Take the walker in your ass.
Hello?
Yes, it will for it too.
Because of that fucking ult.
I hate this guy.
I know
I'm looking at Billy
Okay, I'm just gonna...
Nice
Dunno how I got in the sixth map, but I did
Oh my god, Hazel's upstairs
I can't see shit. I'm blind.
Maybe we get a blip from this...
Leave-off. I think there's anything there.
Where's my team? Hello?
Oops. I couldn't see shit.
Okay.
I'm sure he's still a guy, right?
He's a bad guy.
Fuck that guy.
I didn't dive to their necks, so I walked in.
This is when you leave.
I fucking ran around for two hours and died on a rat as well.
I'll build look top right.
Let them come out and make mistakes. I have ten gates to spend.
I hope you do.
Dog shit died.
You can pick.
breaker you can pick one of these if you want it doesn't mean if you need to pick
one dumb fuck does it say the word need you can do you speak English there's no
left to right in this build!
Which male?
Oh damn.
The build is just so dumb.
It's literally just throw skulls, echo shard of the skulls, and let them auto-attack the
people to death.
So what am I selling out of this crazy build order that has every item in the game?
I'm on the way.
I'm coaching you.
Couldn't fucking tell you
I couldn't fucking tell you
Go bongo
I can't even kill him again.
Alright, let's push this.
Instantly Blitzcrankled it, alright.
Can we condone over here?
We lost Bob Joe.
Raid boss down.
What the fuck?
On this guy?
Come on
What the fuck?
Did you ever mind?
I didn't realize I was mean
She's the only
I got no leader
I got the lead though, that's it, soon.
We can actually stop them, stop their mid boss if they do it.
I'm fucking useless, man.
I'll be 6.
I'm just sucking them off right there.
Sucking through the immortal eyes.
This time, the curse.
My build stinks.
This is not my build!
Chat instantly said pick Lomain build, the noodles.
Need a build, Seekie Lomain.
Oh shit.
Wait for teams, wait for teams.
Is there a wait in here?
Maybe we can lose the Nexus.
Maybe we have to let it get down.
I can't believe I'm competing with them two of them.
They're looking.
If I could be one of them later, they'd stay.
They're going for it.
They dropped that, though.
They're going to do that.
I'm using Bobjo
Nice work
There's so many fucking minions.
minions or who? PUSH! PUSHING WAAAVE! Oh yeah, they're all dead for a long time, huh?
Not all of them. We can't push too far. I just want to clear these waves, so...
so give you the edge to survive
well i got a dozen
you gotta go down swinging
i'm gonna make it
We're getting into the late game boys, one last team fight, that's a little bit more.
I have my ult in 10 seconds, surely this time I will use it properly.
look at the right side
uh... let me look at what
awesome
Someone back here?
What's great?
This is about to get messy.
Oh.
I'm coming to you.
Graves.
It's down, we just go in.
Wait, the minions!
The minions are going crazy!
What the fuck?
What in the game?
Hit the nexus!
They're going for arms, but he's trying to backdoor.
He can't kill it.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Unkillable god incredible 5v6 win guys
why were they on midbies if you managed to break like a 10k damage I will be surprised
yeah I know what you're doing
let's see what we got
3rd most in a 100k
100k 3rd most player damage
what
I did 101
111
guys I broke 10k
nice
holy shit
I just love the disparity
I told we pulled my way
I don't mean mid-beast was ever gonna play there given their team was getting caught. I don't know how you were on it
Fought against the two guys I bought curse at the end
Fucking page and is a haze. Yeah
I'm never playing this guy ever again
I'm not gonna play this guy ever again
He's actually been kind of nerfed into the ground. He used to be probably one of the biggest lane demons in the entire game.
Like, Elven, I think, was probably the most broken laner in the game, just because you had a better gun than everyone.
You had a better base regen than, like, half the roster, and on top of that you then just give heal needs at, like, 2,100 souls.
What the fuck?
All right, hold on
I'll go come here
Come to the testing room
All right
Okay, I need you to 1v1 me
I have 45k souls, so get that 45k items.
Let me know when you're there.
I see Victor.
You want me to?
You just want me to fight you?
Yeah, yeah, fight me.
I'll show you this cringy ass build.
All right, I'm ready.
Yeah, you're not reissued
We're supposed to be able to this holy skulls what the fuck
How's that legal you had infinite skulls, man
We had two down reduction off
Go heal up go heal up. I'll get rid of my skulls
We're slow people
Let me know when you're ready
I do that to myself, but cube. Yeah, you alt cast it should be a little mouse button default
Yeah, you hold the in the middle. I have this on the quick cast probably should not have that on quick cast
I'm just out here murdering the competition.
Don't make me hurt you.
It's like walking for better.
Why can't I do that?
I have still have 10 skulls attacking the shit out of you.
I'm terrible at this game chat.
Don't expect anything from me.
No, stop killing my skulls.
I actually feel so lost.
This is like some of the most degenerate shit.
You just throw your skulls, echo shard it immediately,
and then just out of attack.
Oh, are you sure you're here?
Yeah, I walk away your stuff.
I like this build this character is insane.
I
Was
How does Kai keep- How does Kai keep queuing into more games?
What the fuck?
Dude, there's some depressing ass last two games, chat.
You guys want to play against real humans, I can-
Can't fucking do anything.
Wow, that- that Hayes was a demon in lane.
The orange demon?
Well, I don't know how much of it was the haze being good, or just being carried by the
fact that the haze was landing abilities last night.
Yeah, I was doing good mid.
I mean, getting blasted early while not being able to do anything feels horrible.
Cause like, sometimes we get blasted early, but like, you're just barely not killing them.
Like, with this, I literally felt like the enemy was just unkillable.
I couldn't do anything, we were just dying.
The bodies just keep piling up.
What the...
I'm just looking at this, like...
None of this seems bad.
The head was here.
You're like slowing bullets, it's probably unnecessary, like you just go for point blank,
now that it works.
And then, just get stamina mastery, yeah this is just annoying, for sure, give me a couple
It's
Playful what?
Go see much
I'm making coffee
Do we
I don't know is like
It's toxic bullets just OP
Yeah wolf is really insane for sure at the mode
We've all just gone on the ban list for a little bit.
I feel like duration is a waste.
And yeah, I don't I don't think you rush life strike. I feel like
Like this is a better early game you go close quarter melee strike
And then if you want I guess you could buy this probably not though
I mean, take a look, a little meeting.
Yeah, I don't like anything else here.
In the 800s.
I like Kinetic out of these, 16-in-1-tch, I'm gonna look over here, I feel like Enduring
speed's gotta be good no?
Or not next?
I think BattleBest makes sense too.
Did he get boxes?
What in during?
Well man, it's in combat movespeed.
It's not out of combat.
But yeah.
I think you do this and then if you need to
I don't know if healing booster is worth it, maybe.
Probably.
And then you go lifestrike.
And then from here, it's kind of like, okay, what do I get?
Enduring speed?
Point blank?
I guess you could get bullet resistance right here.
You have the serving taste.
It's not a ton of other stuff that makes too much sense.
On this exact moment.
Would tarant pulls be bad?
I feel like all the melees get it like billion shit
I feel like it makes sense
It needs torment versus duration
I think I would rather torment every time.
I mean, I guess there's some value in duration with, like you actually have debuffs on this
character.
You make the disarm last longer, you make them slow longer, you make this last longer,
I've had trouble, like, actually landing this leap, though.
Doesn't feel like a real debuff.
I think Berserk is good, yeah.
I'm just thinking about, like, the exact order of purchase.
I'll throw in a free keychain.
Can I get dashes insane on her?
You think you buy kinetic and stamina mastery though?
I don't think it's bad, too.
I mean, there's some saying, like, this default build has a ton of items that make sense here.
Like, this makes sense early, this makes sense.
Extra sand makes sense.
I think Battle Vest makes sense.
Enduring speed.
debatable and bull life steal kinetics good life straight like this bill literally seems good this default I
Think you could just slap in the bullet resist shredder
I don't know. I mean, honestly, I like this build. I'm playing Blakus Bugger now. I believe
they fixed it. See how much cold front ult gauge you get?
I made a sandwich instead guys, and I'm eating it.
Oh shit.
You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
I actually didn't express this kind of crazy owner.
i guess it's just literally damage
dude is it like
is it percent health or something that is building the like an alt?
like you need a percent damage or some shit
Like I saw they said they nerfed how easy it is to build the alt later.
Actually, I didn't realize the crushing fist procs on late melees.
I thought you had heavy build stacks.
They're like mailing on the wolf form, kinda fucks up the flow.
Is it actually just bad? It might actually just be bad.
It feels like a DPS loss.
The melee.
Is your wolf form doing fucking melee attacks?
It's not proccing, crushing, no.
It's like, I don't know why the build tells you to build life strike.
Oh, it's very proccing.
Procs on the one.
It also procs on your jump.
Your build counts as a melee.
The silver build I was using was like low mains silver build.
Oh I just tried that out.
Oh no.
What are we unknowing?
Oh no, no, no.
I think torment makes sense.
Unless their ratios are horrible or something, but they look good.
I'm ready.
Same.
I feel like the billies that have been chasing or getting away from me would literally be
dead if I'd torment.
I'm just always literally one damage off.
Wait, okay.
Probably queued to the bottom and said, do we test this? Like,
like, meleeing in wolf form actually feels whole.
So you bubged it in the corner?
No, it's a 100% troll to melee.
It's literally griefing the melee.
I don't know why you'd be meleeing in low form if you have it in your demo.
I mean, I just assumed that if you could melee it's good.
But it's actually just bad.
Maybe heavy?
I'm not crushing though.
the U.S.
I just meant like I physically have crushing right now so it's doing good.
Is this proc? Your next heavy melee?
those bonus damage on melee skills
no the crushing
passive
doesn't look like it
I think
Mainly just a slow from my straight well, I don't think so because the bite
Talks life straight that
I mean like I guess if it's up and you literally need HP go to the gas station good luck with
game thanks what's a good warden build which one does jungle faster
probably gun actually okay I don't know all right this looks simple enough what
is the best ability order there's the oldest question on silver and then I
think this is there one point each one max
This is good, gun warden, easy annotated, this one max.
No need for annotations, just give me a linear, no options, one max, one max.
Which one?
Okay, everyone does one max.
Oh, yes.
I need to find a dynamo build.
Where's the easiest left to right build?
HAYES GAME BAAAAAAA
I doubt I'm gonna play silver again just cause the year is getting picked.
I didn't want to, but should I be prepared?
It's so weird, the one's almost clunky without the three.
I'm assuming I should be playing like tank dynamite?
Uh, dynamite is like supporting you.
Yeah, it's not tank.
So I'm assuming I don't fall over dead.
It's not tank. I mean, like everyone buys greens.
Yeah, he's not, I don't know.
That's why you build, you're spec'ing to support.
You're not really spec'ing to, like, resist with them.
You get, like, a divine barrier to ensuring
maybe help no one
Okay
I mean there's two ways to plan you can go big stuff
I do like me some large holes
I think
Yeah, I think Toxic is interesting on the champ.
Specifically because you actually proc'ed it really quick.
The Stomp does do a lot of damage.
Yeah, it also slows.
But it slows for a long time, and then you get...
How'd I get Victor again?
Big Dick-tuh.
I mean somebody fucking picked Warden as her prior who's got Warden in the game
I'll swap with Bongo if you want.
I don't know, I don't know, I want to face the moe and troll for using Batstacks.
Sorry, sneaky, you get the griefer. Sorry to say.
I can't move. Oh, there we go.
Ah, shit, I killed them.
right
maybe the skulls
they're on you
oh you can
yeah that's how you kill them
yeah like
oh boy
they fucking murdered our wave Jesus
do you know that meleeing secures the souls
like they can't behind him
You don't need to do it every time, I'm just...
I'm buying healing right.
I can rely on them.
Okay.
All right, you can't kill well, at least I didn't in my fucking lane and die
I'm trying my best here I know this character a little bit better than I know
I went to go help Sneaky and then Axe along went into the fucking turret, perfect.
Why am I dead? Like her autos are doing 2 billion damage
Literally just punched me and I died instantly
I'm working on it, I thought I was going to win.
I'm going to win.
There's a wave at their tower, they're losing right now, so...
Early Guardian Ward, I'll take it.
Oh, you just jumped? Okay.
The minion is literally unkillable with him on it.
Bro, bro, bro! He's over here now!
Holy...
That hurt.
I'm gonna get him right myself.
Dude, this is just actually AIDS.
Holy cancer.
You can melee to knock her out?
What?
Really?
Not my best.
Oh, hello.
Not my best.
Oh, hello.
I'm dead.
I don't need a-
Dude, these things interrupt my best.
I'm so not used to this.
I
What the fuck is happening I don't understand what's going on she's healing the fall with nothing
I don't understand
Fuck that bitch!
Oh shit.
Rims coming.
Psycho rim.
How's it feel?
Jesus Christ.
She ulted. I'm gonna speed set for this.
Okay.
I'm gonna stay in lane because I'm not low.
The grave is ulted so the zombies are gonna come in. They'll probably get turreted.
I'm here.
Alright, well, they did get turreted. And they...
He fucking pillowed his thing!
Yeah, that old team is really strong, you just push a whole fucking tower with it?
Yeah.
It's alright.
He got lucky!
Man, he scared me.
I'm actually just taking so much damage.
I don't know if I'm supposed to build this or not.
I'm looking.
Okay.
Keep coming.
I jumped over you saw that I did
holy I mean shade I got a fucking skull
this is where we part ways and I go to
The jungle and the dairies
I'll take the tower tree
There's a remin mid
Yeah, I'm taking their box, she might come to me
I'm gonna see, I'll come to you
I wanna go buy though
I'll actually do that
I think Rem's behind us.
She's on her boxes.
Dude, why are there so many zombies in our lane?
We have you now coming around
Oh my god
Cringe where'd you go? Yeah, there's no way I was guessing
We did it we I we killed them. I had a good old let's go
There's great shot on me
We're smashing! We're fucking smashing!
Holy shit.
It's fucking poop!
Wait, you getting pissed on?
Mid lane is a curse.
How do I fuck?
Mid lane is just a lane 4.
Oh, I love mid lane.
I got no girls in my life, fuck you there.
He just came out of fucking nowhere in old time life.
That's fucked up.
Yes, I'm dead.
B.G.
Wait, Graves is taking the turret behind you guys.
Yep, we were killing Hayes.
I'm legit just dying left or right.
Yep, don't think. Just buy it and game.
I don't know what?
Complain later when you do that shit.
I'm just following the build and hoping that they didn't leave me a serai.
Yellow walker might take damage
Oh
Hi
That's my bad
Shit we're swapping into turret
Oh shit!
Fuck above Billy!
Billy Bob Joe!
I'm speeding back.
I'm speeding in.
No more games.
Why is every character in this game so damn fast?
True.
I'm just going to wave clear fucking for a long time.
Oh fuck, what a greedy bitch, alright, we're pushing.
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh, I got you, nice.
I'm trying to not die, but I think I can do it.
it would be good I should have maxed the shield what's the build saying max the
dragon
I was really lucky.
Yeah, this didn't seem right to me.
Holy fuck, there's so many there.
They're pushing.
Bye.
Yep, yep.
Bye.
Fuck that shit.
For real, for real.
We got the locker, no worries boys.
Oh
You should walk away
But they're looking with more careful careful careful careful. There's more
It's on our side they can't do that that's fucking illegal
We can fight Ivy's back door in our walker what?
I'm coming to Billy we're gonna live with the China they're bringing their and they're
bring in the urn
okay
we got the urn
that's even nice
We were ascending and then the ranks went crazy
You're gonna attack.
Guys, I might need help in green.
Actually...
Long curl again.
I'm a viral perk.
Oh wait, do we still have a...
Oh, yeah, I see.
I get played.
I'm looking.
Rated silver?
I'm nice as fuck, I'm fine.
Someone up here?
I'm ulted, I'm ulted by Moe and Joe, Moe and Joe under turret.
I got the cat.
I'm speeding Bongo.
I killed the fucking cat.
I'll be there shortly.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh
Guys I can't
Oh my god, this moment pro will not leave me the fuck alone
He's freaky
I got gosed next to my pirate pirate officer and he just killed me.
Am I just seeing this right?
This guy just had one and two in use neither.
Which guy?
Paradox.
Uh, yeah, probably.
They literally just didn't do anything to him.
Pretty fucked up.
What a fucked up day.
I'm on this news.
I know.
I got greater expansion.
Not going mid.
oh no that's a fucked up day dude the stupid ass fucking line
They're fucking scammed!
It's low and frail once in my life.
I don't want it.
That is ramp. What the fuck?
You're cut the land on the wall again, mong.
I'm here to fight. I'm here. I'm fucking here. I'm going in
I'm going on bow.
They're on midbies, midbies, midbies, midbies.
I don't mean stop it but we can fight him
I got one, I got one, I got one
One haze, just one
Oh I'm sleeping
No more games!
Anyone else?
There's an Ivy back here.
I don't think so.
Are they alive?
I think they went up on Ivy's lap.
I cannot chase her.
Will fall on me!
Here, Ritter, Ritter!
Oh!
I'm dead!
Better get the base.
I'm getting the fuck out of here, brother.
I'm diving. I'm diving.
Fuck out of here brother. I'm diving. I'm diving the cat the cat. I'm running away. Go cat go cat room
I'm deep I'm deep I'm deep
Where's my tea
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be. I don't wanna hear him, bro.
What's wrong with him?
I don't know how he didn't see him, bro.
I was staring at the minimap and I didn't see him, and I showed up and he was there.
Let's go to York!
Oh, shit, we gotta help Bongo.
Oh, shit.
Bongo is old. Bongo is old. He will come back.
I'm coming. I'm speed zipping. I'm speed zipping.
Emergency! Fight! Alert! Alert!
I'm zoning the fuck out of you.
Their whole team just fell over.
I'm chasing, I'm chasing, I'm chasing!
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Push, push, push, push.
the moon do song push push push I mean we are playing pretty much
What is wrong with my fire oh
Mean you're out I'm in here. I'm in kill the fucking during I
I literally went in and died for it, okay?
I wasn't complaining to you.
Where's my team?
Where's my fucking team?
Where?
I'm dead!
Bruh.
What's up, Mike?
The whole team is here.
They're all dead.
I was happier if I left.
He'd be one less walker and he would be sad.
The Divine Barrier has been purchased.
Dude, look at my stream, by the way.
When I hold Tab, look at my score.
Nice big zero.
Oh yeah.
I'm 15 kills, zero deaths.
Very big.
That's not true.
That's the big news, I see the real stuff.
It was a one a second ago, and I died and now it's a zero.
is going on I really have no idea how many deaths in
hand oh my god yo paradox zoning hey
oh yo oh yeah this guy's kind of correct
i'm just fighting a cat and he's losing he can't kill the minion oh
shit we're getting bug over get that fucking
bitch
yeah you ain't dodging that get in there no i see a wave
I didn't catch you no rat.
I didn't forget no rat.
Catching that wave though.
Totally did.
Wait, the rat!
Get that fucking rat!
Did this paradox work?
Calm, Agnes.
I got two! I got two!
One more!
Help!
PLEASE!
WHERE'S MY FUCKING TEA?
BUSH, BUSH, BUSH
Hit the turret, hit the fucking turret
Hit the fucking turret, hit the fucking turret
IV is dead
I'm gonna kill my silver by the first
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH IT GURL
oh my god
why me
you got mode and screw
rims are spawned
mode is 1 HP
I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
First relic.
No more games!
Actually, love that line. That line is sick.
I might be in my next thing to get.
Yeah, your items look good.
Your items look good.
Shib's old animation is goofy.
No dude, it's fine.
When I was playing Shib before,
I was literally going underground falling under the map when I ulted.
Alright, I'm coming.
Miss cringe is fucked.
I have 23 assists.
Wow, I'm really supporting it up.
Mid-vault?
Is alive.
Yeah.
I guess I could just take this camp, huh?
I think your 3 is turbo use of suncams should never waste it already. Yeah, but you did 20 damage there. I saw it
Just press the dragon. Yeah, dragon's good
No, dude
Get away from my home.
I am sleeping.
Not there, I'm coming.
I'm not going yet.
Alright, well, unfortunately I killed Billy, that's right.
biggest team fight of your lives and I haven't had a single word on coms. I'm coming.
I'm fucking dead.
Nah, you guys are trolls, man.
I'm looking at the main map, literally the biggest teamfight ever to exist.
I'm not one of you said anything.
And then they come over you're all fucking gone running and dead, and then I die
Fuck you
How would this affect Lebron's legacy they're on the beach
We're on the bronze
I
Swap someone out
It's an absolute slaughter
Wait, I'm gonna get it with the happy advantage
Dude that morning Phil is fucking strong
I got a solo, oh yeah he's solo, he seems literally nowhere near his trolling, okay
he's double killed.
I think those souls are poor.
Let's play.
I'm being bonecrawled, then.
Take it.
No one stops me.
Not the Haze.
We're in, though.
Everybody get the shield.
They did get the urn
I think the urn didn't matter
I was also assaulted by moe and krill
I was trying to get a slylon into funcune
I was fucking trolled
Your shields have been very helpful in preventing
I see a couple of people over here, oh no not moaned Krill again, my arch nemesis, there's
another person coming in Ivy, oh and I'm getting ganked by Graves, I'm fucking dead.
I have.
Oh, I'm super dead.
They're all there.
Oh, f**k, Doug.
You just got a cramp.
I sure did.
What's up here?
I'm pushing the boss here.
I mean, we're not doing anything.
still two reses.
can you defend this?
well the good news is that we have ult.
I'm all good.
You got mode?
He dead.
Can you not die while you're sleeping?
How do you get?
up takes damage I knew that part but I thought for some reason I see you were
dead when you wake up because the tick I see
shield guys Bob goes in the mix
you said the mix gonna push it
Bob Joe did not need my help obviously the only one dead they're pushing the base
they're on the base guardians they're careful unless you can fight them right
now they're in front of you
fuck you's going giga I'm up to the haze mind you
oh my god so many people that's all I got
well I got her relic guys yes in time fucking bullets is this free cab he's
it's spirit
you guys, you can hate primer bag
what the fuck
I'd rather see you use the last boss play, honestly.
Don't come on, that's gonna be late.
Oh my god!
What the fuck is happening?
Nice.
I
What can you do permanently mojo-olded with no stop?
You fall down from top to bottom
I'm fucking lobbyist bro
Help
Uh-oh, I hate you
I'll pass you
I'm dead
I didn't forget
Low and safe, insane
We have curse
here on the side
lambs curse is ready and knock down get in there lamb get in there
close walk through this shit follow that bob joe get on his asshole
bro why do you go to silver turn around turn around there's a silver
on on minna check your minimap oh no i'm i'm i'm just there's a haze in here that's left to me
oh thank you fuck there's two
get him, get him, get him, get him, get him
I suck
I might be puns
I mean, I don't think there's really a lot of support can do against the Silver
I meant to knock down that guy and I fucked it up three times
Well, that's not good
There's a Mowen Krill, a giga Mowen Krill income
I've got all of my late game items.
We can rebuild Bob Joe we can rebuild him
Double speed, yeah
Where's Bob Joe? Where's Bob Joe?
You have cursed, you have cursed, you have cursed, you have cursed, cursed, cursed, cursed, cursed!
Huge!
Kill!
Doesn't matter!
I tried. I think we get mid-boss off this. I tried, I just trucked the bomb and got this.
Get that stupid fucking cat!
What do you mean, sneak some kind of BKB? It literally has one!
That's not bullying me, I literally never saw the side of the game.
You're gonna fuck him in the ass. One Infuser, one one.
W! He's dead!
Oh my god!
He's dead!
W!
Fuck every piece.
You are 1v1, 1v2.
Your buff looks good.
You can use your cultist on something for the buff.
Oh fuck, he wants it.
He's won!
Oh my god!
Beast!
You're my ex-muted bundle!
Beast it up!
Yo, is Baja the greatest block player to ever exist on this planet?
No, that's just victory.
That's just like it.
Oh.
Nope, it's Baja.
Yo, is Bob Joe just like the greatest block player to ever exist on this planet?
No, that's just victory. That's just like it.
Oh.
Nope, it's Bob Joe.
Bob Joe gap.
So I'm saying...
I'm upgrading my ult.
Mid boss here?
Or do you want to beast now?
Oh, nice.
They fight down there?
That was my bad I wasted my fairy
Let's push we did okay
I got 67k for that entire game play.
I'm looking to go in, I'm looking to go in.
I'm on Silver.
Oh my, I'm dead.
Silver without me in the field.
I'm alive again.
Dead?
I cursed, uh, no problem.
Low's one, nearly one. Dead.
Reviving? No revives for anyone?
Oh my god, I messed up. I fucked it, I'm sorry.
Very bad eating. Our patron's about to get knocked.
It might be game.
What the fuck? A fucking single minion wave! Kills the Nexus!
I hate this game.
I know that, I mean, I hate that I'm middle-class on that on accident.
You got me, Ian.
All I can say is I tried my best to get my stuff, but now I disagree.
I forgot.
Every moment with Honda was saying go next.
Yep, I heard it.
I was there.
All I can say is I tried.
I was there for Bob Joe's worst.
My bad
Joe's worst
Moe and Joe ulted me. No, he ulted me every fight
No, it was me every fight
You mode your last Bob Joe
dude I was fucked dude now that last team if I were fucked everybody got 16k souls
that was ridiculous 16k no fucking what's that called unsecured it was
natty I have six hero votes do I use them on use them on the Apollo whatever
you think looks cool
i think they all look lame
i vote the real graves
uh... from the legends
i voted for a poll because i know he's going to be the last one to be picked
so you threw your votes away
congrats
Whoever's hideout we're in here. I'm trying to prove a point
Do you vote for a poll you a cringe soy freak
That is fair
Just cuz he looks like he's a fucking
Nepo baby, but that's just me and his god
American rights of having an opinion he is allowed to have that opinion
Jesus.
What did you just say?
Goodness gracious.
I don't even know the words you just said.
Don't worry about it.
That one might not have been anyone.
Sneaky has half the fucking roster selected.
What do you mean half? What the fuck?
This is my hand-picked heroes I like.
right I'm maxing warden prior
fucking show mongo
what I did
but the game got remade at six minutes or something
I don't know how do I get a damn token
no I don't got a token
I don't want to play warden
I'm playing Pikachu.
Oh, fucking, what?
Seven?
Seven.
Chat doesn't say it.
The Stresh.
Chat said it.
Immediate ban.
I need to know, Bongo, do you have a mod for 7?
Yeah.
There's definitely a lot of mods out there.
I think there is a Pikachu 7 mod.
That's crazy.
I saw your...
Wait, what?
I can't see it.
No, I
Heard I saw your mowing krill
Grew in minion. Oh, yeah, that mods broken
It's so big I didn't want to update it
I think one of the best skins out there is like the frog holiday skin oh nice
another page came I fucking priority Pikachu what the fuck fucked up world
do they have one I'm drifted my shit got drift on my dick
straight drifted it I don't know what a good lane is just mash shield on shizzie
and GG yeah I mean that's literally what I do on this character I'm not even
gonna lie to you I love shields he's on the pillar I'm going I'm just gonna go
spirit guys oh wait early level one fight
What is that noise?
Oh, I went too far.
the deathjump goes way further than I think it would.
Take a loose asshole.
How's that a legal name?
What is wrong with these guys?
One HP.
Ohhhh!
La Bamba!
Get the two, I'm going.
I love this big joke.
I'm gonna grab the healing grenade.
You gotta run, what are you doing?
what are you doing what are you doing you through you through dude what the
fuck is this noise just fucking bongo what do you mean I'm here missing
What is that?
Fucking lamb
Is it not happening discord?
Now you put some shit on my fucking stream. Did you I'm dead? I'm not dead
Well, I'm fucking caught in the crossfire
It's fucking bongo
Bongo
You have some shit running.
Yeah, you have some shit running and it's going to both of us, you fucking freak.
I don't even have the fucking app open.
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
I'm running my own shit.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
So why am I hearing a fucking pop every five, one minute?
It's literally sequencing on a minute.
it what no it's not chat you can hear right chat
I'm going back to you.
Where am I?
He's here!
Help!
Oh, fuck.
I don't have shields, though.
How do you know?
They try and dive off shields.
I just lost a bunch of them.
You don't need it.
Wait for the banner.
Dude, they are fucking wrecking a monster in here.
hold hold hold hold position hitting the banner hitting banner she fucking
slurped I got the heal got the deal
they're getting fucked they're getting fucked in the dick
Well, I did that another banner another banner. It's on the middle
No, Perry no Perry no Perry
You freak.
No, I have to play back.
I'll get the wave, relax.
I need to know something.
No way!
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Dude, what?
Isn't there a minimum?
What my one killed her from 30
What I think that was the bonus damage plus isolation damage
Sing
So, what if this 30% of me is healthy? She has 700 base health right now.
Oh.
So, yeah, you might have just one shot at me.
Because she'll be having 200 health, maybe?
Okay, it literally did half her health right there.
Oh, sorry, I killed that guy like six times, sure he told me about that.
Yep.
Yeah, I'm gonna come dive mid.
I have ult.
Here's your chance to shake Lord Destin.
Alco is still in yellow.
I actually ulted. I did not mean to.
Just kill him turret.
Yup, come down.
He can't see.
I don't have any cooldowns, that's fine.
I was screaming I'm zippin what you died
I
Bruh
I was fucked up
If that warden is fucked up strong little bitch these little bitch correct words
I think they're on the... machine.
Maybe I should be farming jungle.
That's wrong, Lannis. Just catch waves.
Go help team, like, flip right lane.
You don't really farm jungle. Maybe you'll do like tiny tier ones.
That's what I thought I keep sitting here like where the fuck do I get?
Bob Joe, hello
You spore it yellow!
Calico?
You sproop? Yeah, I'm looking right side.
Calico, Ramu? Oh my god, there's everybody in here.
They're zipping out, they're zipping out.
Yeah, they're low.
Alright, come on, push him.
Hey, there's a urn.
Yeah, we should do that urn, it's on our side.
I'll grab it.
I want to dive the southern.
I just fucked this.
Got the urn.
Got it.
I'm not done.
whistle time baby
Bob Joe let's fight right now
Are you fucking nah?
I'm coming back just live
We can kill
She's a pussy. It's gonna fade fade her in
They're ass. She thinks she's strong, but she doesn't know
Let's fucking go
OOOOOOOOH!!
Yo! High five!
High five!
You missed.
Cross-mapple?
That was sick, that was sick.
I'm gonna go back man.
Twelve meet me!
There's twelve?
Oh, then my old actually did Calico and Mina have no woods
But it's fucking rich
Yeah
Our lady guys
They say fucking for
I'm going to go right lane, I'm going to go gank left.
I'm just going to catch wave mid.
I'm looking at Calico.
I have to spend.
Warden's going green I think.
Fighting or fighting?
I'm coming back.
Wulken is also going quick.
I can't chase them.
Yeah, it's a little deep.
Got him!
I'm getting ready to go forward then.
I'm good.
Is there someone behind me?
It's gotta be Warden.
I'm in the closet.
Oh, why didn't you come out?
Tell us how you're leaving.
I'm out.
I'm...
straight.
Wait, Warden? Warden? Warden?
Yep.
He's coming to me at the end first.
Hello, sir.
I'm kinda low.
Y'all right.
Here.
Thank you.
You're gonna die, you're gonna die.
Thanks.
You.
Fuck you.
Oh wait, you know a box firing limb?
Yeah, I know that you can get my boxes and stuff from the boxes.
Well, no, I mean like just the cardboard ones.
Yeah.
Like those would be what you would want to do.
No, no, no.
Yeah, cool down from the like this one that's from the idols. Yeah, you should run around for those if you're not doing anything
Yeah, just free money that's pretty good. I
Will gladly take free money
Someone above I'm going to the shop Mina's over here. I can fucking murder
She walks up I'm taking this room do we want do we want to just take this
Gonna be on their side right? Oh
Come on, I don't want to fight here
Maybe cuz not isolated
If we take this earn, where is it gonna tell us to go?
Is that when it- oh.
Except for they have Pikachu on their team.
I'm on this guy?
I
Probably didn't need to hold for that but
Fucked his ass. Whatever
Shredge walk a walk a walker
Wait this walker just healed I saw that
Oh, I'm getting fucking slept by Ram.
Is that the only one here, though?
Yeah.
We got it. We got it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, we got it.
Ah, I'm dead as fuck.
Fucking ticklish asshole.
Yeah, we got our walker. What about you?
Dude.
What class?
Do the other walkers heal when you kill them?
Yeah, no, they gain health. They gain health.
Oh, that was...
Just permanent? Like the first one?
Like the first one, squishy?
The first walker is the squishiest at like 9,000 health, then the next one will be 11,000 and finally 15,000, I think.
Okay, I didn't bring that up.
This is pretty early knockdown.
Dude, I just bought like 7 items with the funk.
Come on the way to the green walker, what the fuck?
Warden behind behind.
I'm pushing mid.
Let's push Broadway!
Is the guy still okay?
Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here, guy.
Aw, I'm out.
They're shooting at me. That's fucked up, man.
I started leaving after I saw Sneaky that, or Graves die? Not Sneaky.
And then realize that we still have someone next to us.
Yeah, I can do tier 1 camps.
I mean, tier 1 camps are really shitty baby mode.
All right, I can do the bare minimum on this character
The thing with page is your melee damage your heavy melee damage specifically scales with spirit. So if you are building
Double melee camps
Why did you three of them?
I'm sleep!
Nice and close the area.
Kill that!
Oh my god!
Where did I got her?
Dude, this fucking Graves character is not okay.
I just watched the scouts of skulls just murder somebody.
or something buddy.
50 sec.
Green Walker, no.
Wait, what?
Why are we in yellow?
No objective.
I was fighting the silver.
Guys, the macro king, you must listen to him.
I mean, there is an objective. Power Walker.
I'm pushing out green lane.
mid. Should go to get this.
Nice, still got the locker though.
I am hard shoving grand.
I just got talking though!
Bongo's wave clear is a little bit better than mine.
Yep. You should try the pineapple.
He did my lift.
He is in the lift, huh?
I'm gonna go shove that green again.
Got my isolated kill!
Big nice!
Yo, my melee damage is pretty high.
Okay, shoved out.
That should go back to that midway.
I think they're doing it. I'm here. No, they're not. They're right. Yeah, I'm looking.
looking I can't catch I can jump on warden but play troll
where he's very we need to focus him down he doesn't have any
protections we could just discern him
I got three three three three three three three
I can't believe they actually
Oh my god!
That could be you, lamb, if you played Dynamo.
Just a Zarya ult.
That is also true.
Tex is toast.
Tex?
You ever get me out?
Wait, wait, wait, we can't play this!
Yeah, when can we come back?
Yes! Nice!
The Beast too?
Yeah.
They walk past because they just saw me as a Kool-Aid man.
Yeah, everyone sees that.
That's your first mistake.
Manly, manly, manly, manly.
Pull on it, shit!
I've got my refresher I've got a case. Oh, maybe I should go buy wait is a cat
Oh, I see.
I want to look, seven.
I might need someone's here.
Oh my god, they're grouped.
They're fucking grouped.
Let me get that movement.
Oh, you want it?
Oh, luckily I flicked it last second.
I got cursed.
This time I'll use it.
You should've just known pretty much not me.
Yeah, that was my thought.
That's kinda why I wanna deny it now.
Cause I'm like, this guy fucks me up.
I'm looking.
not that seven the song shows and then they were like hard grouping here one
here I have actually next I'm going there oh my god I'm fine 20 seconds
so well just a spell
they're walking up you have an angle here barren
blinded him
the
people they don't have the person
why talking about murder
fuck it bitch
I'm dead meat meat meat
We have two resins to what
You killed me
Whatever
I'm just knocking run
We can we can not we can not in the game hell no I'm not I'm already out of here
Hail and lug and no
Longu says no, I say no
I'm low. I need a regen.
Oh, I got followed up.
I'm getting down.
I'm not that good.
I'm fully HP. Holy fuck.
Wow.
This healing is insane.
That was gonna be with the percent of health dealing with me.
Dude, my health's still going up from you right now. What the fuck?
I think we can look for another pick.
Calico maybe?
I have a hold.
Hold to one more.
I got a hold for Wilson.
I'm pushing right lane.
I see the enemy.
Uh, middle's completely shot.
Oh no, I fucked it.
Play around Bob Joe, play around Bob Joe.
Alright, I'm gonna blind him, I'm gonna blind him.
Warden's blinded.
I do.
That was really mad.
Easy.
That guy goes fucking...
Four equals win.
Oh.
Oh, alright.
Alright.
You really made him hate you, that he just started dropping slurs?
Wait, he dropped a slur.
I missed that part.
You're going to see 50 cents say that.
I mean, not a single green on me.
need
all many old how did you even get in
i think you stand up
stand
fat rolling in
management there was one moment where they literally just walked right past
I'm so fucking tired of the title character.
I'm sick of this shit!
Fuck this guy!
Is Kai again still?
No.
Three minutes!
No!
What is this guy?
This guy's just trying to crack, climb his own rank ladder.
You think you guys are holding him down?
I definitely would be
If you go up or down same
How do I play poppy first time support, I don't know dude so I can flash him into the wall
Since my core skill rating is secret three, I don't know what that fucking means
I
Don't think that's the lowest of the lowest I am I am silver
I'm a silver gamer
Okay, I got to be done I have work in the morning and by in the morning I need
me after me. Oh fuck. Well gggs thanks for letting me grief your games. Oh hell yeah.
All right good bye. See ya. I had so many votes here. Fuck 22. Show global leaderboard.
Can you do that?
How far does this go?
There's not even that many Eternus
six or whatever.
the hill. It goes to top 1k. Eternus 2 equals top 1k. Oceania, see how many Eternus? Top
110. Asia. Top 158. Oh my god, EU is alive! What the fuck?
This game is North American and European, just like Dota.
I want to have sex with Silver in her wolf form.
What?
She's from a video game, buddy.
By EU it means Russian. Dota or Deadlock?
I mean, I don't think Deadlock has mainly Russian players in EU.
I'd be surprised.
Or maybe Russia is just crazy valve shills.
Just consume everything.
They're even on artifact.
What's Gaben's real name?
Fucking Gabun Shbabush?
Maybe Gaben's Russian, hidden Russian spy.
Babush.
Bobbushkin
But ski add ski to the end
Bobbush gabooski. Yeah, there you go. That sounds russian
The water the water I
Like playing final fantasy 14 with my son ski
I know your league is more stressful than Dota.
It'd be more admired by your peers because people respect the Dota high-rank more
Fucking Dota is like a
It's like okay, I took 3000 damage and you can react to that fucking league oh
You fucking didn't actually never mind. Yeah, so I was like you're a support
Yeah, your support and you get like one shot like I should build this items. I don't get one shot it
Still die
No
And then you build ethereal
Literally Dota has so much tools for you to live
Yeah
League?
Nah, you're just a little enchanter support.
Oh no, help, guys, help!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, enchanters are broken.
Take it back.
They're walking up to you, slapping your girlfriend's ass, fucking your wife, fucking healing your wife after.
hold teams at full
I can hate the micro choices that's why I'm all about the macro the macros of my
cheeseburger I couldn't sue all one gram of protein 70 grams of
fat
i take offense that my wife is currently being fucked
by you
you're the one allowing that though
No, you say no, you're not allowing it, all right?
GG.
All right, GG, he doesn't have consent.
he should stop anytime now
he's
You need two more people in your party to guarantee silver.
I've already tried.
I feel like you can use some fuck around shit to do that though.
Like manipulate it so that it can basically only give you silver with your team's comp.
Oh, cool. I got silver.
What? How'd you get silver?
Wow.
Definitely silver and not gray.
Your mind's eyes are the body of strangers.
But that means not being silver.
Complete the ritual.
When's that Overwatch update coming up?
Maybe check it out.
Maybe there's some cool carries, I don't know why.
Some cool DPS.
What are you doing back there, you bitch?
Oh, I'm fucking holding it.
Not in me.
Dude, I missed my warm.
I should have killed them both immediately.
That wasn't even a minute test.
I knew my London.
I knew I could kill.
I should have stayed patient.
Would have literally been a double skill this second I pushed two.
I mean one.
They're so cool and handsome.
Thank you.
Gotta push it.
yes yes the random perry when he goes in melee works
also
Get the room
I lost my fucking ult because nobody told me.
Oh
Nobody fucking said anything
What?
Hang on. I can wait.
What?
Was that not bugged?
Bugs!
Pick up Barry!
No, that was bugged as far.
What?
That was dumb as shit.
Bugs!
That was dumb as shit.
I got fucking robbed.
How did you get robbed so hard?
He, like, parried me from behind on a creep.
I got Roberto, yes.
Yeahhhhhh...
What's up?
Get him, boz!
Please!
Go and kill him.
YES!
Did I kill the skulls?
Ehhhhh, yes!
Come on, man, go!
Go away!
Yeah!
Yes! Did not kill the skulls!
Well, I got fucked. What?
Why is this fucking two maxed he doesn't have a single point in anything but his two
I
Know you heard everything I said
You know what you said, okay nothing thank God
I was busy fighting I'm coming
shit is told you
maybe we can't do I mean it's not that he's strong but he's like only gonna try and dash
to you as daggers to zero
I'm a siege to Walker what could go wrong? I'm not sure my team fight
Inevitable team fight incoming
On what
Yeah
That's not rock third whole team is looking here
fuck
I did not meet her.
Fuck.
No, yellow!
Are you kidding me?
Fuck.
No, YOLO! Are you kidding me?
Bummy?
Fuckin'-
I say it's war for them.
They got damage on the tower. Good job.
And that's worth it. That is indeed worth it in the heart of Boob Joe.
We pray
We hope.
What'd it be default build? This is my build.
I see shiv. I see krill.
Do not go to Celes. Get off the fucking unicorn.
The spirit error is waiting for you.
I don't even fucking hate the supports.
I don't even use a sport.
I don't even kid it all the way.
I want the new guardian has been defeated
Damn, almost killed fucking wolf girl
It's such a fucking pussy holy shit.
Push and run, little bitch boy.
Bitch ass boy.
I can't control the thing!
The pain will be worth it!
Oh, ha ha!
Oh my god.
Who's a weep?
Me?
You?
Especially you?
I'm trying to fight.
we got him boys ladies and gentlemen's we got him
I'm hard stuck left lane
I don't know, I'm guarding my fucking green walker, the green guardian.
I'm doing my duty.
I wanna push this, but I'm forcing something.
Sneaky cardiac arrest.
Did I just fucking...
I'm coming to me now.
Your spirit will be forged into a weapon.
The doorman has begun his great work.
Oh, please, I'm putting these guys on a leash.
Sit, dog.
Damn, boy.
I'm buying a ship.
I actually have to go back left.
Fucking god damn it, man.
I leave this for literally one second, and it's actually dead
It's so fucking stupid, man.
Five-star beep-up.
That's actually so annoying.
I'm just spitting entire game defending this walker solo.
I left it for one second to attempt to join the team in any capacity.
Look at what you have done.
You've ruined this entire family syncing.
Well, yeah, actually, though.
I've ruined everything.
We got two walkers though.
Yeah.
Maybe it's, you know, maybe it's better if the walker died.
Now I'm unchained.
sneaky on the chain
here we go
That's a lot of zombies.
What? We got back.
It's really cool when we're pushing our short.
These cringles!
I wanna give them a round of applause.
There we go.
Gonna push it!
I
See race
You can't stop me.
I'm here.
Shush!
Rifter's coming!
Holy shit!
I almost sucked their whole ass dicks to death.
I was holding my M1 button for my dear life.
All I could do.
You suckin' slurpin'.
I feel like you should get ricocheted from each move, whatever.
Yeah.
I'm just following the build.
Ooh, true!
No think, me follow.
Listen, the last time I fuckin' did a build...
you cut out
bob josephin kidnapped
we've lost them boys
you suck and gone
oh seven
oh seven joe
joe seven
you last played in twenty-three where you feel so bad playing right now
what getting shit on fuck it
cares
normal game
I didn't get credit for those
I'm coming mid, I'm coming to bubble.
go mid I pushed out the lane and green they get they have to do that or their
shrine dies
race behind you I can tell her she's Jason's oh my god
I think he fucking carted the moe while he was ulting it.
She was kind of nasty.
Like a ship, maybe?
Nice, this ship.
of
his race is
So much smoke there.
What are we looking at?
I want to fight. I'm deep.
Okay.
That is one big mole.
Fighting at room?
We need 40 gold.
I mean, 40 gold.
Got it.
You got it.
Fuck. Got a lot from that. I don't understand earn gold, man.
I would love to fight we should actually like go do yellow we need to fight now
Yeah, go go go go go go go run it down run it down. I'm on the shift
I saw the knockout and he got unstoppable.
I agree by
I'm not sure how we can fight.
No rejuvenation.
They're rejuvening.
They've been out this over all.
They're each killer.
I got so fucking high.
I got a high from the Slazer beam.
He popped up and killed?
Yep.
Let me show you upstairs
No guards
Oh
Back off
Backing off, we got it in the back.
Get it, get it there! Get it instead!
Backing off, everyone back up.
Get it there.
That's a good game.
Step back.
I don't know if I did damage.
I must return to the Battlemass.
Oh.
I've hit some good kills for a while.
I did do damage.
Nothing did do damage.
I was just re-killing this.
I don't know, but I was sucking them.
It didn't feel like they were dying.
It's more like utility suck.
That's what you did about ricochet.
I did at the end.
Wait, you literally don't have it?
Did you sell it?
Sold it for boots?
Oh, okay. Yeah, you're right. Okay, I had the dirt passive and I thought it worked.
Oh, yeah. It's because it works with it.
Yeah, I thought I had it, but it's just my passive.
Like, I think you should get it before leech for sure.
Because then you're actually pumping, and then you can start leeching that damage.
leech did save me a lot of times
nah, leech is for sure good
but, i mean, i think you need the...
the juicer, first
the juicer
the juice cannon
the fuck?
what do you mean, bitch?
who?
you?
i think you said, bitch
This is a juice cannon.
Put us in another one.
The fuck?
Okay, no, did you figure out what the fuck that noise was? It was you.
No, it's not me.
I heard it too. It was the fucking land of Bangley's bottle.
How did no one else in Discord hear it? Did you not hear it, Chizzy?
No.
What?
No one else heard it. I don't know. You two were...
...have some mong-mails going on.
There was literally some like whack-ass fucking bell noise
Are you guys learning together no there's something in your name or something
Yeah, you're weak weak willed mental
I'll just fuck you fuck you
EG
Jane I
Was just saying there's this horror movie called undertone about hearing creepy noises
What rank my wash of the league player it was like
Challenger wait my league clients open
Challenger!
What?
Stop!
What did he mean?
Nobody knows!
In Dunluck, we were climbing through Oracle months ago, and then they did this, like, rank
Mush and it put us at ascendant three or something and then I didn't play a single game and now
I'm playing again and it slapped us into Oracle five or something and now we're Phantom one
That's the journey, okay, lads.
We hop at the off the tee.
Not even 10 hours.
I started late.
Okay.
I had to do my while raid.
So we started late.
How is that our fault?
We'll start earlier tomorrow, man.
We'll start earlier tomorrow.
Okay, tonight, boys.
We will raid the bingo bongo.
He's still playing late deadlock.
I think you like... I think you're supposed to click the button.
There's something. I'm going to click raid. Okay, thanks for watching, GG. Good night.
Thank you.