Do not bother.
The reckoning is at hand.
I have one of a kind items.
Keep your distance.
Victory lies ahead
I agree chance. Fuck eyes.
Mouse! Peach! Peach! Mouse!
Mouse! Peach! Peach! Mouse!
Mouse beach beach mouse
Beach mouse beach beach mouse
Beach mouse beach beach mouse
All right
Beach mouse yeah, what the fuck mouse skip. Yo, good morning
Can you hear me hello?
I
World record audio for us mouse
Oh my god, so you were spamming you actually don't like $40 stops. Thank you
All right, let me zoom the hell out another day of leveling everybody
I'm two bars from 67.
Your mic is low.
Uh, music's just loud, I think.
Uh, let me see if Vicky's listening to music.
Alright, I will not be doing music today.
Vicky will be in control and I'm going to listen along and we'll see what we get.
Uh, where's my camera? Why is it not here?
Huh. Oh, I see why. It's that game capture on. There we go. So, it ain't my music today.
It's hers. We did most of the grand together last night. We pretty much finished most of
it. I say most of it, but we've got a little bit left. We've already done Ring of Blood,
that's handled got it done late at night you got fucked on ring of blood you
saw that yeah we wiped she was hard that last boss was crazy I'll wait till she's
ready does anyone have any room cloth that they don't need I've been
vending it like a fucking monkey but now I need it because I trained first aid
Let me check. Maybe I can buy back.
Fuck, it's all gone.
I'm an idiot. So if you have any fucking mail,
how much do you need? How much do you think I need?
To level first aid from 300 to 330.
I would guess 60 minimum.
Probably need like 100.
I have a hundred and ten awesome. Thank you. All right, that's cool. Let's see what that does for me
Just go run strap for your idol and get tons of cloth or I can folks are getting some XP
Where those books come from these the vendor and Falcon watch
That's where you level first aid it's talking watch Oh
Oh
It seems you need some gold sending you 50 50 more. All right, thanks drum shrink. That's awesome. I
Have a sponsor tonight
Sees of remnant has anyone played that game
And don't know anything about seas of remnant probably not no I
I don't either. So we'll be starting that tonight at like in six hours or so. That's
exciting. I think it's like a Sea of Thieves-ish type game. Well, I had my mailbox pop up
for a sec. Day three of asking for a discount for the OSRS keyboard. Not happening. Meet
in the wrong or not just mail me bro i can wait one hour no problem
hi soda popping your awesome good luck
good job in the tourney pika sucks
dst lou drama is going to be pure cinema
why would that be cinema
i'm just gonna reserve it for myself
so if it's gonna be a dream site probably not now
right now i would imagine only things is going to be on that what's that one
third server that no one plays
there's night slayer there's dream site and then there's the other one
Whatever that other one is, is probably Maladeath.
Oh, they're shutting down Maladeath?
Oh.
That's a little awkward.
It's an Australian server?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I don't want to deal with that ping.
In that case, the only option is DreamSythe.
on p is never beating the allegations about always eating
yeah it was a thirty-minute ramparts run
we got donuts
that's sick bro
you guys don't plan like a grief slayer
for hardcore while we can't
but we can't play
on nights later for hardcore while
wave if you just send me a screenshot
from jfpalla hey soda i've been a big fan for a long time i remember when you
were maids walked in when you did the boat thing haha
Such good times man anyways you suck. Your girl deserves more gold. Suck it loser. You didn't deliver a kid
They mailed that to her. A hundred gold too. What the fuck?
Oh, these are my agility gems, okay
Crazy
I
Think we go I'm just gonna follow her we're pretty much stuck to the arrow the whole time in the grand
You know let that slide I
Mean I already know that my gold is going straight to Vicky and her tailoring and her fucking mount training
I get my flying mount at 68 damn near for free. So I know this money ain't my money. It's hers
Might as well just mail it to her.
Fuck I kinda hate that we're gonna play on DreamSight to be honest with you.
I was hoping we'd have like I don't know a slightly underpopulated server.
The dream site is kind of popular so we're gonna go there and everyone's gonna be like
look how geared we are we're already done, Illidan's already dead.
That's great I don't care.
We're doing guild self found and everyone's gonna be a fucking nuisance.
In last only things, did I make it to where you can only do dungeons with guildies?
I feel like I did something like that.
I don't know, I don't remember what my rule was.
I think it was like if guildies are available you have to play with them and only when guildies
are not available can you play with non-guildies.
Something like that.
My concern is because we're going to play on Dream Scythe and because we're kind of
waiting for SSC to be like halfway done. People are just gonna be like yo I'll do
heroics with you and it's like this full SSC geared fucking prolly tank like
yeah heroics aren't that tough. I got it look at me it's ugh and that's just gonna
be like basically the whole time. You gotta plant banners for quest. I think
you're right. Good news is she's planting the banners. There we go. Nerf the gear. I mean,
again, it's gonna be like, you can't play with people above a certain item level. I can do that.
And obviously prioritize guildies first, but the reality is, people are gonna be very spread when
comes to levels. So locking it to guild only is not realistic otherwise a lot of people
won't be able to dungeon at all. Right. Yeah, I didn't think about that. Didn't realize
Maladath is shutting down. That fucks a lot of things up. You think it would be a lot
of wipes in it in hardcore. I don't know. I've been getting a lot of messages from people
leveling in Netherstorm and a handful of other locations. Dude, leveling in TBC gets pretty
spicy. There are definitely some oh shit what the fuck type of mobs in Outland that just
kind of come out of nowhere like vex sent me a screen shot let me find it we
intervene her hang on he sent me a screenshot of this he said there's this
mob in netherstorm the unstable void whatever the fucks when they die this
beam comes down and it does what do they say 2,000 damage every point two
seconds by standing in it so there's just shit like that so you step away no
you're right it's not hard to avoid but when you're dealing with people who've
never seen this kind of stuff before I could totally see like who's a dumb
fuck xqc being like who what's this guys how much damage you all think it does
Steps in in for two seconds dies instantly. I
Didn't think you'd do that much
K'dral wow with soda
checking
listening
If it loads
You'll have a lot of time to play wow with soda popping thanks to the against Noah who is looking for a fight
Both of them are on the same stream.
Excellent. Yeah, like I said, we got this guy locked down.
He's in. He's already gonna play. He can fucking shimmy around and be like,
guys, I don't know if I'll have time, but it depends on what's going on with League.
This guy wants to play.
He does.
We got him.
He's scared about inting people. Good.
Good.
As you should be.
Is it gonna be on T1's team?
He might.
They get auto-assigned.
But I'll show you dungeons.
I
Use the damp wool and blanket at the funeral pyre guess it didn't count for me weird. What is this music?
Wait hello, oh wait I summon two of them. Oh
She's chill like that. I have no listen. I'm not the DJ today. This is her. I think
the ogres were supposed to be alive?
Nah, they're fine.
As I'm playing TBC, I don't think this game is hardcore viable.
Why?
What was the last thing that made you feel like it's fucked?
Dungeons at 69.
So not even heroics yet?
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
In all the only things, I've always been like, guys,
molten core is serious.
We can fully die here.
This is super intense.
And I've always kind of just been gassing it up,
but I've been full of shit.
And I know I've been full of shit,
but it's kind of fun to, you know,
scare the new players and make them feel like shit's
actually hard or whatever I'm trying to listen to my music through your stream oh
but this time around I mean I'm not really just gassing it up it's actually
gonna be fucked and I feel like none of them are gonna believe me this time
plus that's what soda pop and said about molten core
sure this isn't a big deal one shot by a fucking random mob
Yeah, I mean, people are absolutely not wrong, TBC is potentially not hardcore viable.
not wrong. You're gonna do it, you big liar. I think we're doing it regardless. It just,
it might be one of those we actually can't get enough level 70s and people die and they
They quit and they give up, whatever.
I mean, we're probably gonna send it regardless.
It might turn into a sweat fiesta
of only good players in the guild,
because the bad players legit just can't.
Well, one, it's too damaging to their career
to constantly re-level in WoW.
It's not fun on top of that,
because they're not, you know, WoW streamers, necessarily.
And the only people that are sticking around
are the WoW streamers.
They're happy to have something to do.
And then that kind of shoves us into a sweat guild, which,
you know what, if it turns into a sweat guild,
no one's done hardcore TBC yet.
So at least it's like a glorified shitty frontier.
Ampule takeover, worst case scenario.
That's how I see it.
Ha!
Now say that again with more enthusiasm so SAW YouTubers can edit it into their videos.
Fuck off.
So what YouTubers?
Why YouTubers?
I don't think why YouTubers get any fucking views.
Why was so niche?
Aged Cleffa over trying to find Gutripper.
He flying.
Facebook while players actually yeah.
There's one YouTube short that actually probably had more views than any while video I've
seen in the past year.
And it was this guy showing this macro, and it was like cheap shot and chemo and throw
weapon all put into one macro.
And it'll always do what you want in the situation you can use it.
And then the comments are like, wow!
All it was was slash cast chemo, slash cast throwing weapon, and slash cast cheap shot.
If stealth is active.
That's all it was, and people were freaking out about it.
Wow!
Since the two minutes are account-wide, we'll say you have to play on a new account.
Ooh.
That's a good point.
Uh...
You're right, so he'll get a tune on his Paladin, and we're on Dream Scythe, so...
How do we- I don't want to make people play a new account. How do we make them do it?
It's a- I mean...
Whoa. That's a lot of motherfuckers right there.
I don't know. Does it matter? It's- I mean, yeah, you're right. What's the big deal here?
have them redo the tune. It's not just having them redo the attune, it's also managing it
because now we have to do the same for Ambi, we have to do the same for like probably 50
people. We have to keep track of them and make sure they do the attunement on their new
Okay, just let them cheat at that point
They're gonna run all those dungeons anyways probably
You get rep on new accounts you can just say no buying heroic keys until they have revered
Hmm
You look blazed tired I slept like five hours last night. Oh, is it?
I've already killed Boklor
So why not sleep more couldn't I woke up super exhausted, but I
Layed there in bed for another hour just unable to fall asleep. I was having a dreams of playing a frost mage and I was
You know, like you go to sleep and you like count sheep to make you fall asleep. I did something more autistic
In my head I immersed myself into a level 70 frost mage and I was doing my key bindings
What should I keep my dice block to? I shouldn't do that. That's gonna be my
frost barrier. That's how I tried to put myself to sleep.
Shit like that.
Didn't drop. The thing I was debating the most is what should I key bind fireball to
and rank one fireball and rank one frostbolt.
It's a frostmage. You use rank one fireball, right? In dueling a rogue, maybe you want
to put up a dot so they can't vanish.
The dot's like six seconds.
Yeah, and you would use that.
Let's say you get a polymorph on the rogue, right?
The rogue's in a poly.
You want to queue up a fat frostbolt.
And while the Frostbolt is fl-
Actually, you probably want to kill up a big fireball.
And then rank one Frostbolt.
It's probably better.
I don't know, I feel like there's times
you might want to rank one fireball.
So I'd bind it to something.
I think the reason that clip went viral as well
a very intimidating optics it genuinely looks unplayable until you give it a shot yourself
because wow really look at intimidating oh nice you got it
yes
i wish i could put myself in the shoes of someone intimidated by wow so i could really understand
how intimidating it actually looks because it's just
I've been playing this game since I was 11.
Maybe you know, younger.
I might have been like 9, not even double-digit yet.
We think.
I was born in 94.
When did a classic release, like 2004?
And I played before it even released, because my friends, yeah, I was like 9.
I was less than 10.
Yeah.
Oh, we got a long run.
Ew, gross.
It's not the game that's intimidating.
It's the time investment in the inevitable lifestyle that goes with it.
I don't actually don't, so someone who's never played, wow,
I don't think that's the intimidating factor.
Because how would they understand?
Maybe they'll like, they'll quit after playing like, I don't have time for this,
but they've never played before.
Maybe to someone who played back in the day, it's like, I've got kids now,
I can't have time.
But again, someone who's never played, I don't know.
They wouldn't even know it's a time sink yet.
It's a known thing.
I guess. Maybe it is.
It's a gap of learning the game versus learning how to actually be good at the game.
Uh, yeah. I don't know. None of this makes sense to me.
I mean, it makes sense to me, but I just can't relate to it.
Like even going into a new MMO, like, I guess I have an idea of what it's like.
I understand that, you know, your GCDs, the game is kind of turn-based,
So there is a ceiling you can reach it's not that intimidating
Feel like shooters the ceiling is insane
Like you can always improve your aim, right?
But in wow you can hit the right button every single time perfectly and you're not that special
They don't know what a GCD means oh, they don't you're right
Can you explain all the ins and outs of golf?
Now, did I go to top golf and I have a hard time hitting the ball, like I miss?
I can hit it really far when I make good contact.
only then. Why do that random guys attack? I don't understand.
Huh. Gankly Rotten Fist. Look at you playing League, that's how they
felt feel there's no idea just roam and hope yeah but like league of legends is a strict
pvp game and I understand them bad and I understand that your good players people who are in platik
center i'd be like you people in silver and gold are horrible but like the ceiling to the that's a
that's a different one too this is a pve game you don't have to pvp in fact it's so niche no one
does it no one cares like there's no one new playing League of Legends you go
into silver everyone understands what's going on they're bad they're horrible
in comparison but like it's really bad for a new player you don't really deal
with that in wow like you're new okay you're gonna quest slower whatever my
crazy? New players suck in dungeons and I guess you can find some reddit posts
where some elitist guys like this guy's so bad they kick you out they report you
and they get you banned just because you're bad but like in reality it's not
Not really that big of a deal.
Fuck.
Ah.
Hang on.
I can't parkour for my life.
Yeah, if you suck ass in league like you lose and you get completely
Massacred and flamed by your chat and they're right you feel like shit and wow you do bad damage again
99.99% of the time
No one gives a fuck
They might say to their friend in discord do this paladin does nothing
whatever
At least they're giving us kings or might
You know?
Not to mention...
It's such an easy game.
It's so easy.
Fuck, I- I again, maybe I just- I can't fathom.
It's such an easy game to me.
I'm thinking about low level, like level 20.
You know, you made a new character.
You're playing a rogue. You just sinister strike. That's it.
And Slice and Dice.
Dude, WoW Hunter quest in classic was the hardest thing I've done in the video game.
Are you talking about your level 60 rock-d-lar quest?
And you're talking about that being an example of what it's like to first start playing WoW and be new and confused.
You're level 60 Rock DeLar Quest, the one you got out of Molten Core, a 40-man fucking raid.
I'm saying like a new player's in tune and they log in and they're gonna be confused, but they're level 1.
No, the level 10 pet quest.
The level 10 pet quest?
Bro, you just find a pet and hit tame beast.
That's it.
Yeah, you might die because you're like, what the fuck, I didn't do it at full health.
And then you run back, let me get full health before I hit the button.
And then you just hit the button.
Oh, I hit 67 and you didn't emote IRL.
I did it.
Okay, kill me.
Is this an alliance town?
Can I just run through it, can I?
She's fucking ditched me.
She slow-falled across and just left me.
Why are you changing room always?
When I come here, the room's different.
What is she listening to?
Okay.
No, it's just a green screen, bro. I've got like five different scenes and rooms that I just swapped to
I don't know different vibes
How's Nelson? Good. Need to feed him the day actually.
Oh, big elite.
I've got last rate.
Ooh.
Nice.
Now it wants us to go back to- Jesus. There's so much running.
What are your thoughts on Blade's Edge?
I remember hating it.
You still have the lizards?
No, we killed them.
Hey, Soda Poppin, I live in Austin.
I would love to take you to pizza and a movie and see where it goes.
Pass.
Yeah, I just remember like struggling to navigate without flying in blades edge, but I remember
big black raptors.
Um, I remember Vicky being really annoyed with like macros.
We were wearing blades edge like up here with a bunch of like demons and she was struggling.
We just sat there for hours, but that has nothing to do with Blade's Edge.
Uhhhhh...
Yeah, I swear there's a bunch of orcs and like black raptors down here.
I don't know.
Or is it ogres?
Not orcs?
Never leveled there. I never leveled in Terra Car Force, bro
I don't know. I'm not a big TBC leveler. I know Hellfire Ramparts, not Hellfire Pina
Sula, and I know Zangmarsh pretty well. But then after that, and after Negrand, I've done
Netherstorm a couple times, but I don't remember shit. Shadowmoon Valley is awesome, but I
remember it either I just remember that one helmet that you get that's like a meta socket
don't know what I'm talking about
I'm so excited for my rejuven to do more healing.
Now I want to do fucking crips.
i can actually take this time
here i gotta learn skill
that that's fine
i'll find a group
i didn't want to go to attorney crimson either healer into dps
i don't want to do dps please
drama is in guild chat you're missing it what
fam don't bail on guild runs without saying anything
uh... there it is
actual weirdo for real it's have some gild love
What a crash out. Ooh.
Oof, bailing on Gildies. It's happening. Literally asked me to come out of nowhere
to bail. Like, okay, dude, weird fuck. Oh!
Ooh! God damn, it's not that serious. Ooh, we're trying to calm it down.
It is very serious. Oh, we're not calming down. We're shook. How serious is this? It is so serious.
he's a rogue oh what do you expect oh he said that shit look at all the shenanigans you avoid
just questing. Fuck, Grayson. True! Someone needs sleepy time. Calculated, crash out.
You guys remember that time, Buttsope Ninja, that level 40 belt? I remember. So to get hard
core emotes. Oh, that means. Anyways, I think the drama's over. That was sick. Anyone want to do
these fucking dungeons? Hunter for Crips? Chad Fury Warrior? Enhancement Shaman. Ooh,
will take an enhancement
is anything drop that i want i guess there's a ring but i don't really give
a fuck about any of the gear
let's go bm hunter
right be a matter
i need a healer
you are not all can you lead
a graces online
dude i just gk Russell
by any healers for crypts or i guess slash join
sixty four basically sixty five holy pail
You won't be able to grab the quests.
You good with that?
The quests require level 66.
Okay.
Yeah, I didn't I'm glad he didn't waste his time so let's join looking for group
Invite me for a dungeon or two real quick full
Need healer I guess I could heal
Should I just heal it and Grayson tanks
I guess I can heal.
Can you tank?
I can arm's will your tank.
What?
You can get a healer though?
Alright, I'm gonna kick out the hunter.
Sorry prop, I'll just tank it. Uninvite. Hunter is gone.
Uh, looking for one more Crips. Need heals.
I'll just tank it. I don't feel like spending 50 gold or respect Resto. Going to my bank.
Not happening.
Oh, Priest Heals.
I kind of want a different healer so they don't take Vicky's gear.
Am I crazy?
Should I try and get like a paladin or a rest of druid?
If you guys need Dern, we will.
We have Dernhold.
We don't have a quest for Durnhold, do we?
Is it having a skip that?
Not Durnhold, Durn the Hunger.
Huh.
I actually isn't even telling me to go to a dungeon.
i don't know where you're getting it from
all wait nevermind i'm so dumb today baby you're never done your perfect
in your music taste is amazing
speaking of which viki is the dj today she's writing my music if it's bad let
her know
kassel in a fucking he fucked up a priest
Fuck it, bring in the pre-sealer.
Alright, let's go.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Ugh.
Heeeeeee!
What do I get at 67 star fire rip ooh a new mall I think people are gonna be able to summon
I think I just go moonblade and train really quick just for that mall
Maybe I should actually respect this to tank build right I should have an actual PvE dungeon tanking build
Might as well
Can you mail me 20 sacred candles?
Someone has to do that in the work.
All right.
All right.
combat 1 2 3 4 5
I definitely want fear I don't think I need natural shapeshifter
I should probably max out there, I have 12 points left.
Intensity is nice to have.
For Feral Druid tanking?
No, I don't think so.
Max out Thickeye.
Increase your top power reduction of Demo Roar by 8%.
Probably improve leader of the pack, I think that has value.
the damage from your melee critical strikes by 10%? That's good threat. Huh. Do I want
natural shapeshifter. I don't think I do. Improved mark of the wild. Improved mark of
the wild might go a long way too. You're not leaving bear form. I do some shifting with
like getting that instant 10 rage. Like if you're at zero rage you shift out and back
in the barrens plus 10, right? That happens and then, you know, I also tend to brutal
impact stun things. I guess it's minimal, not worth the points. Primal tenacity, resist
stun and fear mechanics. Let's max this out for threat. That's going to be valuable. I
nothing natural shapeshifter
and i got to redo my uh...
life bloom goes on the bar
new rejuven
new regrowth.
There's swipe.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is.
There it is
Okay
Weapon swap macro
I mean shit, I've got fucking three points left. I'm over it natural shapeshifter. I would like I love having it
Hmm, should I be like armored up?
What do y'all think?
What weapon should I use for tanking?
High threat or really good reduced damage taken?
Man, it's a little more threat.
I threaten swap after that's crazy.
Which way where's Crips at?
Is it west? Yeah, it's west.
Wait, am I still missing a quest? Oh, I have a quest here we go.
There's only one quest for Crips. Is it is this it?
You got to go kill that guy
Kill this Ludum for the book of the dead. Yeah, we have a pre-quest to go do
Kill Lovixus Ludum for this book of the dead be careful you strong elite
Was VK on her way nice she is
Is he up top
He is okay.
This way.
your mate pika rank one player by the way hold on where's this
How long can you quest before your brain kind of starts leaking out of your ear?
Okay, we're gonna have to lock back in.
Holy shit, bro, I just got, I just like cringed my, oh my god, that was so fucking stupid.
You fucking cringe at himself as he's falling, he's like, wait, do y'all ever like jump off
a building like this?
lock back in and then as you're falling your like stomach holy shit I just got
kind of like you're on a rollercoaster like it actually scares you a bit just
the vision of falling it's right
There we go.
Oh my god, they are really crying.
Okay, now we're gonna go turn this in.
Okay, now we're gonna go turn this in.
I
Try to see what kind of loop we want to drop out of here. There's a fucking ring
I would want, but Shaman might roll on it. That's fine. And on the first boss, I think there's
honestly fuck all the loot out of here. It's all shit. Even the quest rewards are trash.
Did we get a new quest? Oh, and then we grab the quest over here.
Ooh, wait, look at that chest, though.
Okay.
Hit rating 19, dodge rating 24.
No stamina?
Kind of a contradicting tank chest.
i might actually like my chest more than that one
you jen stamina all
i don't remember this dungeon at all
all good
is easy
Grace and I expect extremely high numbers from you.
Otherwise, everyone's gonna laugh at you.
One, two, three, four, five.
We're all here.
All right, let's go gamers.
Jesus Christ.
So each mob will randomly will summon another mob. That's kind of how this all works.
Oh my god, Grayson's damage is fucking ridiculous. What the fuck?
was that wreck when fury tarren warrior by the way
Bro, what?
I can't hold threat on this.
There's no way.
Is he world buffed or something?
What is going on?
Okay, he has...
He's well fed.
He has an agility scroll, he's got a strength scroll, he's flasked up, he has wind fury, enhancement shaman,
Feral Druid giving him leader of the pack, wait a second.
This makes sense now.
This is actually a fucking melee, Cleopop.
Just buffing the armswear to extreme.
What's a better threat, maul or last rate?
It's gotta be last rate.
So I should be mangle last rate, mangle last rate.
I don't think I ever hit swipe.
I feel like it doesn't do anything for the rage it costs, unless it's like, it's three
enemies.
Swipe his ass, it feels like it.
Just charge it, it doesn't matter.
I'm trying so hard to hold threat.
This is...
I thought last raid was gonna fix my problems.
Fuck no.
Does it ever get better than this?
I don't have pounce on my bar.
He's pulling threat on purpose for rage.
I mean he's also, yeah you're right, he's also tanking so he gets more rage while doing
more damage.
Do this shit and you're wrong Scra-gazing.
Let's see how that plays out.
What's my hit rating right now?
6.7 should be fine.
Yeah.
These guys explode.
They can knock you off the side.
I'm serious.
They can blow you off the side.
Be mindful of where they're going to blow you up.
Then we can't rescue either.
Our arms warrior is like the highest DPS in dungeons.
Okay, this mob just will constantly fuck your cast speed.
It's actually awful, but we have a really strong group for this with all the melee we
have.
matter. With Cleave, sure. Hunters? I feel like warriors do more because hunters don't
have the AoE capability. The song is sick, babe. I actually think arms warriors might
Be the strongest loot your spirit shard
I've been right after this pool.
I don't have friends in the region of my bar.
Easy, clean.
That was sick taunts, Grayson.
Hmm, I think I take I keep the hit rating belt. I don't know 26 damn seven. What do y'all think for tanking
The belt I currently have a zero stamp on it
But threat I'm struggling with threat that's priority number one you're right
I didn't think these skellies hit so hard.
Does the rest of the XP ever have us go to Old Durnhold?
Probably not, right?
So out of the way.
dungeon but I actually hate this part of the song yes for Kara June it does oh
okay
Yeah, babe, all we gotta do is sit back and just get carried.
We can't do anything here.
You and I are worthless.
This is a...
This is a warrior's world right now.
Jesus Christ.
Like, I'm not even tanking.
God tanking.
All I'm doing is taking away mobs that could be funneling more rage to our warrior.
I should heal instead.
race to just tank it as arms.
Would you just Shadow Priest would be great in dungeons?
Well, not for leveling dungeons, where you just speed clear.
Maybe heroics, Shadow Priest are awesome.
I would imagine they are.
Like in Arms Warrior, cannot be doing this in a heroic.
They will die in one hit.
No shit, but it's not Heroics, are you right?
So when it's not Heroics, it's a Warriors world.
Or Hunters world, Hunters are good always, but Mage, Mages are good always too, though.
I don't see Armswears and Furywears being that great in Heroics, maybe I'm crazy, but
They had no CC, or maybe not heroics.
I should be talking more specifically on hardcore, wow.
I don't, like, a rogue is valuable
because, like, cheap, kidney, sap, blind.
Warriors don't bring anything to fucking heroics on hardcore.
I guess damage, but...
Piercing Hal and Fear.
Ehhhhh
I'm not gonna call their fear utility
I guess piercing howl but, eh
I'm not a hero.
I'm not a hero.
I'm not a hero.
I'm not a hero.
Healing Staff.
I mean does Sid need that plus hundred and thirty four
Yeah Sid needs that Gratz gamer that's it easy clear
Let's fucking run out. There's no shortcut. I don't think right are you both mining? I'm not
Biggie says chest what oh shit loot it babe. Don't say anything
Don't free for all just take it
And the thieves get away
Yeah ring damn
I
Think pretty much every green maybe I shouldn't be vending my boe greens right don't they sell for a lot in the auction house for enchanting
Not really I saw greens go for like 30 gold each, but maybe it's different
Yes, and oh, thank you
How much are, what's that one material that Taylor's could only make once every three days?
need during the hungry? Our guide doesn't have us go do it, but I'm down. Hey, if you
want to go kill a boss really quick, it's a quest that Rest XPs not having us do, but
we just grab it and just go kill it. It's that really big guy that was like walking
around last night and I said we kill him later. It gives a blue weapon. Might as well while
we have a group. Let's do it. It's in the grand. I'm surprised it didn't have us do that. It's really weird.
Have you done Ring of Blood? No.
That gives really good ex- a really good weapon, does it?
the staff of beasts I think the staff of beasts really
Look it up
It's like, bro, assuming it's half a piece, I haven't quit, bro.
You think I know what that staff looks like?
Maybe it's just the feral druid in me, but I feel like everyone knows what this staff
looks like. Maybe it's just again I'm a feral dread. I know yeah you're I actually I know
what the axe looks like that you get as a fucking Grayson was wearing it. I know what
the staff looks like the mace, the healing mace or whatever.
Oh, here we go. From this guy right here, grab the quest during the hunger.
It actually has a skip it. That's so weird.
Damn, ooh, look at that belt right there
I like stem
And now it wants us to fly to Zabra gin, but we're gonna go kill Dern
Why do I have a thousand gold?
You get a lot of gold from questing, bro.
Thec also owes me a thousand.
I gave him a one thousand gold loan, he said he'd pay me eleven hundred.
So.
But he already has Epic Flying, which is crazy.
Why is Viki in the bone wastes?
Why does she fly over there?
Turns over here in whatever the fuck.
The grant.
Maybe because she followed the arrow and it took you on a flight path.
You don't have hearth.
Oh, you did it to train.
Okay, that makes sense.
Well, I'm going to run around in circles till I find this fucker.
This is probably why Rested XP has you skip it.
You got to find a group for this guy.
The weapons aren't even that good that you get from it.
Unless you're a healer.
Really good healing weapon.
Maybe a tank weapon too, but no one gives a fuck offhand mace maybe but no one plays maces. Yeah, it sucks
Moon cloth how much is moon cloth selling for
Because I know Vicky needs a lot of fucking moon cloth for her pre raid this
2 to 300 gold. Oh, no, she needs shadow cloth. That's right. How much is shadow cloth going
for. That's the one you can only make one every three days.
I can address her girl for the game. Well, it's not just that. It's her shoulders. I
I mean, let's see, Shadow Priest, TBC, Pre-Raid, BIS.
Like, Pre-Raid, Caster is just all,
honestly, most classes are all crafted.
So, Spell Strike Hood, Frozen Shadow Weave Shoulders,
Frozen Shadow Weave Robe, Spell Strike Pants,
Frozen Shadow Weave Boots.
You need a primal nether for this, that's not bad, 10 spell cloth and 5 primal mites.
I think primal mites also have a cooldown.
Four shadow cloth.
Fourteen shadow cloth.
Isn't it a three-day cool-down?
What?
Oh, here's Dern.
You'll be rate-ready in four months.
I mean, you can pay tailors to make it.
Like, they can use their cool-down.
But you can imagine how expensive it is early,
considering everyone wants to get this stuff.
Well, actually only priests and warlocks want shadow weave, but yeah.
And then spell strike pants are primal mites.
So shadow cloth is currently 200 gold in the auction house.
So if you need, how much do you need total?
Let's see, eight.
Okay, so eight shadow cloth, 14, so 22.
Four, you need 26.
So 200 gold.
You need all over 5,000 gold in just shadow cloth.
That's just shadow cloth.
How much are Primal Mites going for?
Can someone do me a little number crunch on me here?
You need 5 primal mites, 10 primal mites total.
I sold one for 200 yesterday, 200, that's it.
y'all need to hurry the fuck up
because there's people scouting this guy right now
so you're looking at
probably
eight thousand gold total
in order to buy your pre-raid bis
right now
i don't know how much spellcloth goes for
oh no you also need spellcloth
and that you need ten of those how much a spellcloth go for
so spellcloth is a hundred and twenty gold you need twenty of those so that's
another two thousand
Yeah, okay, it's about 8,500 gold in order to buy your full spell strike set.
They tagged it. Don't help them.
Fuck, they tagged it first.
Don't help them.
This evasion runs out.
No tank. Suck it.
Die.
Don't help them, Grayson, you're back up.
Excellent.
Let them rot.
Let them rot, baby.
Oh shit, wait, who's this warrior coming in?
Do they have a healer?
Wait, any blessers is tanking?
Oh.
OK, paladin down.
Targeting the mage.
He blinks into him.
He frost barriers.
He health pots.
Down goes the mage.
Onto the warrior.
Last one left.
Double tagged, storm rager, and the boss.
Bang, moon fired.
Wait, sobie mask has to go down.
Hold on, I'm gonna take over here.
It's our tag.
We take that.
Gonna need them heals though.
Gonna need them heals though.
Easy.
Nice job team.
Excellent. Good job gamers.
Alright babe, let's get back to the guide.
Leave party. Let's go turn that shit in.
Oh, oh, oh.
Why did you not help them? Because they have the tag. I don't want them to get it.
We need it.
It's funny because like the rest of her pre-raid bis, of course those are all like the crafted
epics, but if you go to the other pre-raid bis items, they're like random blue BOEs that
roll shadow wrath.
Like these wrists of shadow wrath are her pre-raid bis, plus 47 shadow.
And then you go to even the cloak, a BOE, shadowy wrath, gloves, BOE, shadowy wrath, I don't even know, belt, BOE, no this is drops from the grand, nope it's BOE, shadow wrath, yep.
Looks like necklace is PvP neck.
That will give you zero spell shit.
If you talk about spell hit, you don't need it.
Need way more plus hit rating?
No.
Shadow priests have 10% hit rating from their talents.
They really don't need a lot.
AQ40 ring is apparently bis.
Some other 60 ring from Nax.
But she'll probably just get this from Nax
or Pyrrolic Manitoums.
What do you need, Stray?
May your flames never go.
Phase One Shadow Priest is made of paper.
you can kill yourself easily with shadow or death
it's so fucking fun
yeah you have like no stamina
and you hit super hard so your shadow or death just clocks you
uh... looks like she gets the trinket and quag... oh fuck i forgot about quag's
eye
oh man
I'm pretty sure Heroic Slavepins has really good pants for me too.
Slavepins, Heroic, like all casters have to get this drink.
It's so good, it's stupid.
I need these legs from the last boss.
uh... but i'm uh...
stoneman
traders news is also good
and then her weapon
easy exalted with lower city that's no problem
Wait, this BOE dagger is actually better than it exalted.
Huh.
Everything is bought from the auction house for Shadow Priest.
No stamina though.
Yeah, but we're talking PvE here.
It looks like we're taking we're going to blades edge yep blades edge mountains
how exciting let me respect back to PvP you need stamina for PvE do you I guess maybe
Maybe Grohl's Lair has something like that mechanic that does Raid Dam.
I mean for hardcore, yeah, you need STEM.
I'm going to make sure everyone and all you things understands that these bis lists are
not accurate for hardcore. Offhand Badges of Justice, how many?
offhand is 25 badges of justice. Okay, it's not bad. She'll have enough badges in like
three days if she does, you know, world tours. What about wand? Looks like her wand is a
E of shadow wrath or she can try and get the black stock which I think is better
to get from heroic underbog if it drops
yeah what a ridiculous it's the plus shadow damage is just so strong early on
Babe, can you link your wand in party chat?
I'm pretty sure she has a plus 20 shadow damage wand right now.
There, inspector.
Fuck, she's out of range.
She's not even listening.
Oh, it's 17 shadow damage?
Okay.
Well, it goes up to 25 and that's your pre-raid bis.
What is ferrule tanking bis?
Another scale hood, so BOE, I have to buy that, okay, sure, that'll be cheap.
This is best threat, helm of the claw, okay, oh, it has a meta socket on it, that's probably
why.
Wait, I'm confused.
Mask of the Deceiver, 50 badges of justice is way better, huh.
Wait, my best shoulders are from regular normal Dernhold?
Really?
I guess because they have two sockets on it.
The rain we've cloaked, this is from McConnell Lord.
That's got high armor, so it's really good for bear form.
Oh, right, heavy cleft hoof.
I forgot how good the heavy cleft hoof set is
for feral tanking.
Is threat going to be a problem in a raid on single target? I feel like it's not
As long as I just mangle and spam last raid. I'm good on single target. I
Just go for mitigation, right?
But unless you get dodged or parried, well, yeah, initially, that can be rough.
I'm probably just going to rock the dragon hide bracers because I'm going to buy those,
right?
So...
Wait, what?
My pre-raid bis belt is green?
How?
Pick up quest use your eyes. All right. I bet
My bad you got to kill more
You're looking at phase one, this not pre-raid.
That is phase one.
Am I crazy?
What?
I mean, a lot of this gear is just not even worth going to get, because it's like, Karazhan's
going to replace all of it so easily.
But I do have to run every single hero just to see how hard it is.
I'm
I'm I'm I messed up.
I'm not able to shift any slows right now, but she donned them resisted the Nova.
Big shred here.
Nice.
Nice dispels.
Why is he here?
I don't know.
Why the fuck is there a level 61 running the blades edge?
What on God's green earth are you doing?
Mining?
Uh, maybe?
Heavy cleft hoof pants, they're busted, yes sir.
I got the PvP boots already.
Really?
I don't buy the...
I buy leather boots?
Hmm
Not the feral druid ones I guess or a heavy klepto for mitigation
P-raid best in slot neck jewelry for feral, okay
There's a quest horde only
shape shifter signet expertise ratings huge fuck okay so I got to get reputation with
chat that's fine because she has to get it for her mace and then this ring 25 badges
of the champion are you kidding me next ramus bloodlust bruce is insane
ooh that shrink it's good too
strath home is the best goddamn idol that's ridiculous
All right.
Want my 60 up?
I've done some simming.
Simming for what?
Mitigation or threat?
Because I'll take it, sure.
Simmed it up, bro.
You autistic.
Oh, T1 owns you.
plus one gold take that
Damn this guy actually had so much room cloth fuck yeah
50 gold plus room cloth thanks drunk drink we love that
I got to sell some stuff sell
Yeah
I use this chest
I don't think I do yeah selling it
Not worth gemming it zero stamina on it
Yeah.
Okay.
So where's she going?
She's selling now?
How do I get Ravenlord?
Oh, no.
Ravenlord.
Raven Lord is a mount that drops out of Heroic Sethic halls. I think you need a druid to
to summon it
and has a low drop chance
to summon the boss
i don't think it's in this phase either so you can't even get it yet
perfect you're a druid
That's on the mount. Thanks. It's phase two, part of the Swift flying quest. If you do
your Swift flight form quest, are you still able to summon that boss? Yes? Okay. I wasn't
I'm sure he had to like stop the quest so you can keep that item or whatever.
All right.
You can sell runs.
I'm sure you can.
I remember farming the Ravenlord Mount on my Druid and Mop for the longest time.
I'm the one percent of the people that got acts from Todd and like 20 runs.
Oh, yeah, true.
Todd Tier whatever DX.
I have the RNG necessary to roll it.
You kind of do.
actually gotten every single possible piece of gear from every dungeon on your first try so far
she got her staff from ramparts well she's not using it now but first run
she got her neck she got her ring like every single piece these gloves everything drops for her
it's actually filthy
I'm just trying to get to 330 first aid really quick, surely I'll level up soon.
Are you kidding me?
Here we go, plus one.
Oh, Intervader.
Isn't 375 the max?
Yeah, but 330 allows me to make netherweave bandages. I don't need room cloth anymore
So you start vending it
Are you getting the bis pants at 70 or now while leveling the bis pants it's about the leatherworking tank pants
Or do all these clumps of hide legs
I mean, we're gonna end up doing this quest, I'm sure. We're in Blades Edge right now,
aren't we?
Those pants are fucking gross.
It starts with this quest. That's fine. We're doing Rested XP. I'm sure Rested XP is gonna
have us do it, and if not, I'll just come back later. No big deal.
We're just gonna follow the goddamn arrow.
No more straying from the path.
Biggie's been great and she's straight away from the arrow twice now.
But I know her tism is fucking quaking right now.
So no more string from the arrow.
How dare you not fall the arrow?
Yeah, I mean, we got to Negrand and I was sitting there and was like, we should go do
Ring of Blood really quick.
She's like, well, the arrow will have us go there eventually.
But we can go do it now.
We did it now.
It was great. She said OMG why? It's Rexar. Do you know Rexar?
Is this guy famous? Yep he is. He's famous. I know him from his riding wolf.
So in Warcraft 3 there's a whole story campaign. He's the main character for the horde custom campaign
He's summons Misha his bear. Yep. He also summons a bore he summons an owl
all. Misha's cooler than me. You're so small, I know I'm a loser. Alright come on. But
Rexars is sick character. Unfortunately, he's probably the most annoying character to actually
deal with in-game. Anixia, two minutes, miserable. I don't think he does anything special here in
and blades that either just stands there.
Re-gun.
He's in Hellfire too, he is?
Oh.
He gives you the quest line for the pants.
Oh, well, he ain't given it to me yet.
So is it Rex or a half orc, half ogre or something?
So like,
I guess ogres don't always have multiple heads I was thinking they always did
This is why people hate blades edge, babe. Imagine you didn't have a slow fall. It's
It's just constantly up and down and up and down.
So we got to kill three Raptor Ribs, 30 Ogres killed, 10 Raptors slain.
All right
You watching the Super Bowl now, I don't even know the Super Bowl is happening
But apparently so on the podcast at one point me Nick and Finn
We like
Guest who was gonna actually make it to the Super Bowl. I chose the night elf sea hot the N.E.
I don't know what it stands for I chose him because it stands for night elf that was cool
Whatever turns out only my teams in the Super Bowl
Nick and Finn's teams aren't aren't even in
So get fucked I'm better at football knowledge
New England, I don't, I didn't...
Is it New England, like, not in America?
So why?
Luke the Thunderlord clan arrow.
How long are we here for?
230 steps.
Alright.
Get in a short one.
We need to kill drugs, but now we don't.
I should've requested like you with groups that are clearing the dungeon 20-25 minutes
per run is so slow.
Is it?
How are you taking so long to clear?
Because people are bad?
I mean, I'm surprised you would opt in for doing dungeon spamming while not having a
set group I
Just can't fathom be like all right
Time to log in and then you join the looking for group channel, and you just kind of rock with what?
That's crazy
That was me all of classic did you're in crack
some people don't have a choice go quest what they do have a choice that's what
I'm saying like you don't have to dungeon spam what the questing is boring
I mean, dungeon spamming is boring.
What?
Dungeons are fun for like the first, I'll even opt it into three runs.
But after that, it's not fun anymore.
I mean, sure, I guess quests can be boring, the whole game can be just not fun.
It's insane to me that you're gonna choose to look for a group for a dungeon with random
people from the world. I don't even know if you're tanking. You're probably a DPS.
So random healer, random tank. That over-questing blows my mind.
That's how you meet people. How you meet people is you do the dungeon maybe once or twice
for the dungeon XP or the quest turn-ins and I don't know maybe stick with them for a bit if
they're good enough but you only stick with them if they're actually a good group and they're not
all right back to Dungeoning or questing I just I feel like questing should always be an option
and it sounds to me like you're immune to questing you're just you're above it something so primitive
Crazy
Simple it's rep man. All right. Uh, well
Go hit level 70 and then just run steam vaults or
regular shattered halls
At least then you'll be playing with people who reach level 70 at a decent rate. They'll be a little less fucking retarded
I mean is the optimizing is not an argument here
If you're playing solo and you don't have a set group to dungeon spam optimally you're better off questing and just doing the 70 dungeons
To finish your rep and like however long that takes that's not an argument
people heard that dungeon spamming is optimal so they don't use their brain and they just
do it and put- yeah, it sounds to me like you read icy veins, it's like okay!
whoop!
Thanks for letting me know!
but it's like...
fuck.
Fuck.
If you get higher leveling, slow as fuck.
I'm holding her back, if anything.
But uh, we're duo-questing, and we're level 67, man.
Not bad.
Didn't do pre-questing or anything like that.
no fucking routing bullshit. It's not bad.
Oh, thank you, babe. Plus one rib.
I think dungeon spam is only good if you want to do the quest at 70 for more gold.
There is that.
By dungeon spamming and only leveling through dungeons, all of the quests are still available.
and if you're max level
all of the quest give you amplified gold
because they don't give xp basically the xp it would have given you is
converted in the gold
so there's that
that's true
but also there's so many quests at max level like
we may not even touch netherstorm
with rest xp or we may not even touch shadow moon valley
because we don't need to
let's have any without it
and you have a whole zone to go to uh... it's a you'll get your flying out
dailies to yet
but you're right
i finished seventy before shadow moon by a mile yeah
i'm sure you did
Don't lie, you are the most fun interacting with people on Titan servers, it's an MMO,
that's the fun.
Yeah, I had a lot of fun interacting with people on the Titan servers, yeah, what, what, what,
what are you trying to say?
and most of them were bots but that was kind of the
hilarity behind it
i'm done
level seventy shaman or sixty seven shaman
I'm sorry.
My shreds are quitting for 2,000, which is kind of insane early on.
I think I get a new rank of shreds soon too.
No, I don't.
At 70 I get a new rank. Yeah right now my shred does
It's plus 200 damage with 70
Someone said I want to give up
58 or Xhavin
Go ahead
Cowered.
Hope you guys are having a great day.
Some people don't have REST XP because they haven't used your code for 10% off.
Ah, so questing doesn't feel, it's scary for them.
Ah, that's a good argument.
They didn't use my code for 10% off on Rested XP, so they didn't want a quest.
I get that. I understand.
But you should just do that.
Use the fire- use this?
Ah, shit.
Babe, I'm roleplaying.
Babe, did you use your fiery soul fragment? Because I'm roleplaying right now.
Oh, that's probably why you did you did you you're flying to
I'm miles ahead of you. I thought you were like mounted running away
Try running shattered halls or steam vaults to revered and you will understand why people rather dungeon farm
I've never done it before. What's it like?
Having to run steam vaults to get revered
What's it? I've never done it. I guess I'm ignorant. You're acting like you haven't.
I'm being sarcastic. I've done it like 10,000 times.
especially as a fucking druid earth warden hello
I've had to run steam vaults and all that other bullshit to exalted you do not know pain
Revereed?
Ridiculous. It's actually gotten, running it to Exalted has been so painful that on private servers
I would buy gold and I would just buy the coil fang armaments from the auction house.
I know you have to get that dumb like quest from a random drop in steam vaults in order to turn in coil fang armaments,
but I've done it all natural like four or five times at least.
Who skipped Vicky? She's the DJ today.
It's incredible how much your aura drastically changes when you play Wow. Does it get worse or better?
uh-oh
Maybe it's because I have confidence in water warcraft and so like when someone says something retarded
I'm just I can confidently argue with you
Because I'm right and you're wrong and I'm big and you're little
Oh
It's elder
Maybe I stop using Nogginfogger.
Maybe I enjoy being a cat again.
Or do I just perm a Noggin still?
I don't know.
Maybe I start enjoying my shoulders and my gear that I'm wearing.
Thing is, leveling has given me so many fucking AP trinkets that I have four different attack
power trinkets that I'm like swapping to when they're off cooldown.
selling them.
That's autistic.
I mean it's not hard if you use item rack.
Like right now let's use this trinket, and then I can queue up this trinket.
It'll swap as soon as I drop combat.
So at the end of this fight, it's really easy.
Oh, it swapped and I could honestly double swap trinkets
It's actually not bad at all to do
Pop my trinket, queue up the next one.
You can also queue a biter mack to do everything you just did automatically, can I?
Why don't I need to do that?
I give a thunk what I just swaps.
Trinket slot Q.
Okay, hold on.
Q.
you. How does this work? How do I remove this? Press the arrows.
Oh, and priority, let's do blades for its breath.
So is it done?
Auto-Q this slot.
Move it up a list.
What?
Okay.
That?
I think it worked.
Wait, no way.
That's actually sick. I didn't know you could do this. So let's see if it works. I'm going
to use this trinket, and it should auto-swap it off. Okay, we use it. It should cue the
next trinket. It's not doing it. Y'all lied to me. Oh no, my trinket was still activated,
huh? Oh, it swapped! Oh my god, it swapped! Yeah, the buff was still on, so that's why
didn't want to swap yet. Alright, automation. We love that. Okay, I've learned the ways
This is Vitamirac Trinket swapping.
You passed a hundred quest items now Vicky's looting them is the problem with duo questing
is uh loot is not shared so we need to get eight dust of phadricks rather than just four
but kill quests are quicker
so that's nice
yeah we each need one more
Okay, she needs Ulamas. Think of the pain for Feifam. That was as a team of four. Oh yeah,
whole family. Yeah, it's rough. They have to buy four boosts if they die. I'm beating
you to 70 Laws, slow ass. Fuck you, poke. You a dungeon spammer? Yes? Ah! Are you a
caster? Are you doing spell cleave? Two mages? Three mages? Four mages and a healer? We don't
need a tank. Five mages, fuck heels. I'm a warlock. Ah, so you're being carried by mages.
I carry them sure you do bro without seed of corruption I'm sure
hellfire
ah
I'm killing this warlock just for you poke
because fuck your class
I gotta go grab this quest.
I
Did she ever get her it she never finished her fucking fey dragon bullshit fuck I just left her I
I assume she was done.
She said left.
Keep group loot on.
Oh my god.
Oh, I was group loot on this whole time.
Oh, I'm throwing.
Not bad.
Are you dyslexic?
I'm working on it, okay I'm back, I got a drink, I got a drink, I got a drink, I got
Well, the warlock's back.
Uh, I'll kill him.
Again.
Maybe?
It's gonna be tough cuz he's gonna coil me up into fear. No he insuffered. He
respect to UA and the coil and the fear again that's a man up out here
Okay, oh my god, it's off dr. You're kidding me
Oh
I die back I think I do die
He's fucking pets
Oh my god
I'm dead. Oh my god the goddamn pets I
Needed full mana versus that I need the fucking quote. Oh my god
Washed. Yep. Indeed.
Think if he sucked your mana you would have been real cocked. No he trained life is the play there
Warlock sir the most annoying class to me to fight. I hate it. I
Just get feared in its game, and then they just heal any damage. I've done. I have no kick. I
Don't think he'll ever kill me if I have full mana
Going into the fight, but yeah, I gotta be real careful versus locks especially when they have the howl of terror
I didn't know he was DP way he
he respect from uh... demonology
instant fear and coil
if i try to get the fear you can coil me and then you can cast fear if i don't
really fear i'm feared
so no matter what i'm getting feared
It's a little rough.
Where you at, you fuckface?
Oh, there he is.
Oh!
This fucking rogue was right there!
Alright.
Oh, I can't tell if he's trying to fight.
I'm not full mana. I have to kill him out of sheer ego. He has to die. He does
I'll be there in a second babe. I swear. I just gotta kill this guy. I
Don't have a moment of idea moment nice
Didn't get the coil off quick enough gamer, okay, I'm coming
Yeah, if he coiled me and I didn't get that ferocious bite, then he cast fear and then
he literally heals back to full.
I don't even think he sacked his pet.
He was late on a lot of stuff.
It's hard.
Coil is a fear too.
Coil is a stun that makes you run around.
Honestly, fear is kind of a stun too, but it can break.
It never does.
Coil does not break.
And it doesn't DR with any other stuns.
So it's why Loc Rogue is so strong.
You can FAP a coil.
Again, it's like a unique stun in its own category that doesn't deal with anything.
I don't think it's considered a stun, but it does not break on damage.
So it's a stun, right?
But I don't think FAP makes you immune.
the cave click the thunder spike all right let's keep going
holy my vision what oh they fucking debuff you drunken haze
maybe pop prefab you'll be immune to coil no you won't that's wrong
have you tried it yes and worse on Gulch many times flag carrying there
There will be a warlock and a rogue defending, or the, like, yes, many times.
I'm very confident that you cannot fap a coil.
Can you fap a shadow fury?
Yes, you can.
Oh shit.
Yeah, that person's doing the role play quest.
Oh boss I didn't realize noise
Nice.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
I was gonna wave, but I got killed instead.
Bro, you killed me before.
If you kill me, now, my ego's hurt.
I have to get the last kill, and then I'm leaving.
It's very important.
So sorry.
So if you came over and you killed me right now in a 1v1, I'm running back and I'm gonna hunt you down and
We might be locked in getting 0 XP per hour. That's how that works
That's the rules
The only rule is that you need a huge haircut.
A huge haircut?
What does that mean?
He just...
Ald?
Kill the Blue Masters and loot them. So we gotta kill Blue Masters, huh?
Or we just gotta click these.
Oh shadow fiend and innervate, okay someone's getting full mana
Skip blades edge the distance is not optimal just head to norther storm. Thanks gamer. I'll keep that in mind
Yeah, it doesn't, um, isn't there good scenario expedition rep here, which I need to get exalted
And by the way, Muccio import taunts and import whatever the fuck.
Stogers okay
track a different rep. I'm still tracking brood. I've never changed it.
Reputation.
Yeah, it's gone.
Here we go. Rep.
Here we go.
Uh, is she done? 30 out of 30. Yeah, we're done.
We're good to leave.
What do you look forward to most in TBC Raider Arena?
I look forward to Raiding with OnlyFangs
more than anything else.
But if we're just talking about here,
Arena, on a PVP server,
on a character that's not hardcore, yeah, Arena.
Regular normal basic rating. I don't know
I'm excited to see how it goes the first runs exciting but after the first run at that point
I've seen the difficulty
So I've already tested it for only things
to be honest
So that's kind of immediately gone
I
Am gonna have to maintain running pugs though because I'm gonna have to plug SSC or attempt it
Because that's gonna be how it's gonna go for only things.
So I guess I'm not gonna get to test out Black Temple considering only things is gonna
go live probably before Black Temple is actually released.
I guess I'll probably keep playing on Gay Kitty during only things and I'll do a Black
Temple run then.
I said use your keg.
what? Oh. I'll use it in your ogres to get them drunk.
I'll use it in your ogres to get them drunk.
Oh this is gonna be a juicy one. Fuck it. Do it all.
Did I pull an elite?
Oh, those are two elites.
Oh.
Good fears.
I'm gonna mana pot here.
myself up why is the beer not doing
anything alcohol go I shifted out of there to put the alcohol down I'm
I'm completely tapped.
I need to innervate in two seconds.
Well, bear form please.
Got it.
I could have innervated her, but I wouldn't be able to bear.
Nice shit. Good job. Easy. We did not need to do that.
Huh.
Once you put that alcohol down, two out of five.
Okay I'll try this one then.
like I put it down how do I get you drunk put it before they aggro onto you
okay
Oh, okay, that worked. You're right.
I'll get this one then.
Huh.
Alright, we're done.
You gonna be a druid for hardcore?
I think so.
I think it's gonna be fun to do only things on a class that I'm actually comfortable on
for the first time.
I'm not very comfortable on a warrior at all.
on Dispriests, I'd be comfortable on Rogue if I got used to it and a Mage. Maybe Shadow
Priest too, honestly. Any class that has any, uh, be comfortable on Hunter too. I don't
So I just wasn't that comfortable on a warrior really wasn't
Are you gonna play the warcraft vampire survivors remake before blizzard assassinates me when I finish it
I don't know
I'm gonna go pee really quick
It should get my ass stuck.
Oh, hell.
Oh.
I went to go tag the boss before these two could.
Genius.
excellent plays not toxic no optimal is what it is
time to kick rocks pounce and
yet to be revered to your oaks you do
you do gotta be revered yes indeed
but where what's my reputation with from our
first of thrall mar see i'm two thousand two hundred
so
i need to farm ten thousand rep when i get level seventy so i can run ramparts
or blood furnace or any of that
as heroic
i can't do it yet
that's why people spam dungeons while leveling
Because then they can just do the quest, which is like really fast rep.
Because not only is it better XP if you're in a good group, but
also it's better for reputation.
That's just for the key though.
So someone else could be revered and let you in to heroic ramparts?
What?
No?
What are you talking about?
You need Revere to enter the dungeon.
That's for everything, all heroics.
It says run up the ramp.
Ooh, ooh, we're parkouring?
Bam!
Okay, Rested XP.
Those little shortcuts.
Guys, 10% off. Link in my description. Rested XP.
I'm sponsored let them have this one
Pattening that job again patten it
I'd rather use a crack version you wouldn't steal a car
bro the beer oh fuck you're right should we reset
I have to jump down
I don't know if we should kill this guy, it says use the root.
I guess it doesn't matter.
I think it was just a nerf him or something.
We make him drunk and he's easier.
To lure him away, oh well.
Not bad.
But I don't rip isn't on my bar.
Why is it not?
I don't know why.
There we go.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Oh shit, we run up here easy
No one told me there's drops there's drops for a while right now. Oh, yeah, I think someone
Told me there was drops for a while. What is it this time random retail pet? I
Don't know
Oh, it's housing decor. Oh, great
Big drops have kind of like I mean every other fucking streamer has drops in their title it's starting to not mean anything
thing. Everyone abused it way too hard. Hasn't been shipped for years. I mean, to you, but
you know, you put drops in your title and it's an instant viewer count increase. So
it worked. But I think it's stopping. Like people are kind of jaded from it now at this
point for it actually doesn't work anymore which is great I love that I think rust I
always see like rust doing insane when they have drops kill the evil spirit that spawns
do this twice so I want to be to curse this building I guess let's see if she
gets credit for this requires the ogre building entrance I mean downstairs
Maybe oh, I think it is downstairs
Nice job.
I got Viggy's just doing the class, I just get distracted with random PvP.
I think Viggy said she refuses to help me if it's a 1v1.
Jesus to be winning is cringe.
She'll let me die.
She's right.
Yeah, I think she is.
Ugh.
I get the IK when you die in a 1v1. That's what Viggy's told me. Yeah.
How damn it how'd she do that the fuck
There we go damn shit hold on how'd she go so fuck I didn't jump
This fucking mount sucks, man.
It's like a Kodo.
It's awkward.
I can't tell when I'm actually off the edge.
Here we go.
I actually have two shitty options, Kodos and this thing.
I need to farm a different mount.
I don't know what I use.
Ravenlord?
That's going to her.
And we know it's going to her.
two Ravenlords. Yeah, I don't like the mounts when like, if you're standing on
something like this, sure every mount is standing up straight, but if you slightly
slanted, Kodo mounts will also slant. I don't like that.
Kodos do it. This new whatever the fuck mount does it. I hate that shit.
It makes it really hard to know when you're actually at the edge of something.
It's just not good.
God damn it.
on my bar dude why are so many spells on my ball what's going on I haven't been
mauling this entire time in bear form
it's weird I'm sure you had it in the dungeon in the dungeon I did because it
was a different dual spec I don't know why this back I don't know mall my bar
20 train skills your dual spec loses them. Oh, I see. Oh, it's back and his epic mount
I saw you showing this off on pika stream you fucking
dumb fuck
Grats
You got my one kid oh my 1100 gold you owe me. Oh, we love that with interest, baby. Fuck. Yeah
Yeah!
Woo!
All right, got my money.
I sent him a thousand gold last night.
He owes me interest.
So 1100.
That's what he said he'd pay.
He just wanted an ASAP.
And now he's been flying around mining, earning gold with his Epic Mount.
That's a lot of AP God dang
Oh
All that money's going to Noggin Fogger and you know it. Yep. Absolutely
Oh, boots that I don't care about, wow!
Damn, look at that chest piece though.
The fuck, 52-stam?
And increased armor?
I don't think I use it regardless.
I can't talk to him either.
I guess we just wait.
All right, let's make some bandages while I wait.
You go over professions.
I was going to do jewel crafting but we'll see.
JC is too expensive.
Yeah, but once it's done, it's done. You just need the the amplified gems, right?
What else does JC get?
Like personal benefits
Like that you would actually use I don't know I guess you get that shrink it that gives you stealth detection. That's big
That is big actually
Use on dire wolves. I'll wait for her.
Oh, you've been doing it?
Oh. Okay.
Oh, we both got credit nice
Nice. Wait. He wants us to go this way.
They would be leveling in Northrend right now if it wasn't for you, Soda.
Yeah.
I'm just jealous you don't have a girlfriend to carry you in a while haters
She's even handling my music for me.
Jealous.
Reeking.
I can smell it.
I need a drink.
Does she feed you dino nuggets and get you Mountain Dew?
Yes, she does.
Holy shit, look at this guy.
What was the item that some of you are going to know this?
What was the item that like level 19 shrinks in TBC with a farm in Blades Edge?
There's like some reputation thing.
What was it?
There was some busted ass item.
Was it a trinket?
i think it was
there's some trinket you can get from like blades edge
something and you could get it as a low level
you can get it at level one technically yeah
or a gorilla rap
could someone link that anyway
oh shit
Have to warm up.
Crystal Forte, shrink it.
Yes.
Imagine a level one with this.
Plus seven weapon damage.
Has no level requirement.
What do you need?
What the fuck?
Be safe.
Oh fuck.
We gotta farm wings and cocoons.
It's a loot quest.
Oh fuck we got to farm wings and cocoons. It's a loot quest. Oh, no
All right
Zip free for all it is
Oh my god.
I am not holding thread here.
I'm just gonna start cat forming.
And killing the shit where the dots fall off.
Like her dots do half their health, so if I get them to half, the dots finish.
That works.
Do we need to get a lot of the, wait do we need to kill them too?
Do we?
Uh, was it step 75?
Use the crystal.
Yeah, we actually get a crystal next off them.
Well she got a crystal I didn't get one the fuck
There we go.
Inventory is full.
Nice.
How are you getting your rep done? Have you been dungeon grinding? Yep.
I've been owning in the dungeons. Spamming them. Massive parses. Formages.
Oh my god, my rip does 466 per tick now.
Damn, this new rank of rip is fucking crazy.
Those are like 200 before, doubled.
Nice.
Nice.
I actually don't think there's anyone questing in Blade's Edge.
such a garbage zone to question. Everyone's either doing dungeons if they're high enough
level. Like no one's actually questing in level 67. Not a lot of people at least. And
the ones that are, are like, I'm gonna go to another storm next. So this place is barren
as fuck.
kind of need flying for blades edge well need is a strong word but yeah fuck it
I'm different
She's doing a big-ass pull over there. Oh shadow fiend big cool down
She's got four wings or I gotta go sell like this is brutal. I think she's doing the same thing
I don't know what I'm talking about.
the
Oh, not yet.
that dumb book, there it is. Heavy Netherweave Bandage, excellent.
Alright, we're good.
Is this ring good? Significant fallen defender? I feel like I just get rid of it.
I found myself never using it.
But it's purple. It's an axe gear. Yeah.
A fucking role-playing right now.
All right, well it looks like it's back to the silk wings and shit
We're silk wings, innovator, re-buff.
What did you think we wouldn't notice that you turned it down?
What's your excuse?
hear myself talk. I can't even hear myself think. It's still loud as fuck.
Narcissist. There you go, I turned it back up.
I mean, don't you have like feedback when you talk into your microphone?
It like plays back in your ears so you hear yourself.
I don't do that.
And I still blast music, but you hear yourself.
No, I'm talking about Vicky.
Actually, I'm curious, how many of y'all do that?
When you talk in your microphone or whatever your mic is,
it plays back in your own ears.
I mean, not delayed. Obviously not delayed. I use it. Only psychos do it. Baby, you're
psycho. I think it's a streamer thing, is it? I don't do that. I couldn't do that. It
actually drives me insane. It's a podcaster thing. Like maybe, maybe it's a new gen streamer
thing I can't do it
We can dance.
Okay, if you guys get any coil thing armaments, can y'all send them to me?
My name is Gay Kitty, Night Slayer Horde, coil thing armaments.
Don't check the auction house prices, just mail them over here.
I could use those, all of them.
I think, what is it again?
What's the turn in?
Is it one coil thing armament is 75 rep?
I think it's like one turn and it's 75 rep. I sort of the turn ins are is it ten of them?
Okay, so each coil thing armament is 75 rep
And I'm gonna need to go from revered to exalted so it's gonna be 21,000 rep. What is 21,000 divided by 75?
I need 280 then
Crazy
I've never heard this song
Never mind, I've heard it now.
12k gold by the way, send me some. I'll send you all of mine gay soda poppin, that's fine.
I'm gay for quell thing armaments absolutely
What is she at she needs three cocoons and two wings are
All right.
Can I join your guild?
No.
Grayson won't let you in.
Playman.
This guild is also extremely racist.
Of course, it's a Grayson guild, so... typical.
two wings and she needs two cocoons right
Holy shit, I'm in.
Oh my god.
How am I still in combat?
She just needs cocoons.
You got one.
Fuck.
The hell?
Weird.
I think you need to kill them before they turn into a cocoon.
Otherwise they turn into a butterfly, otherwise cocoon doesn't drop.
Maybe that makes sense.
Oh, maybe not.
She got it regardless.
Shadow feels crazy.
It still drops?
does.
Oh.
You got this chance level 70 tomorrow?
Probably.
Yeah.
I don't even know what the first thing I'm going to do is when I get 70.
I guess buy my honor gear
And then probably some done yeah, I guess some
Reputation farming
Help Vicky get her tailoring up big viewers for gold so she can buy tailoring pieces
Okay, we gotta test all the wands, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Test the first one.
Okay, I'll test the second then.
Wait no, she might have done it.
I shouldn't.
I don't think I have any crystals.
Nah.
of
And the crystals don't drop.
Crystal nope crystal nope Wow
Oh she got one nice use the third one
You got him
like if it's in a cave you're going to farm yeah god the grand was crazy the
amount like
it's actually so great i love the grand
but it's it's rare for you to see a quest where it's like hey
go kill thirty of these guys
and thirty of these guys
and thirty of these guys
and forty five of these dudes and collect fifteen poop
go ahead
and then you do come back and it's like all right
kill another thirty of these guys
times three
does that three more times
kind of insane the amount of mobs
i'd be argued
we still got a test the fourth one so i'll keep farming in here i guess
No crystal.
nice big crystal fourth one coming at you
bang
The
mom goes to college.
I'm just listening along on spotify
Can you ask back why my eyelid is twitching?
Did you just drink a coffee, babe?
And it did it yesterday too.
is a doctor in real life. So I'm just gonna ask him in, wow. Probably less sleep than normal
and looking at the monitor for longer period of time than normal. That's what Beck said,
babe. We actually only slept five hours last night and you just drank a coffee, monitor
Staring yeah
It feels so yucky
We
So want to hear some more sure I hear some more
Mercenary for hire level 70 rogue with epic flying PVP geared 50 gold per request and monitor safety for two minutes
No more alliance problems. I was spamming this
Well, you're trying 50 gold is a mercenary are people actually paying that
Some guy in Tarakar invited me, all right, and I go over there.
I'm going to go back to the
way while I go there while going
there I open Pika stream and
he's being grieved by four
So dumb
The Pika was being griefed
Ooh hit rating
You're good gloves actually
I'm not a doctor and I'm more like a no-lifer.
They called you a virgin for having epic flying already, but they're not wrong.
is this? What the fuck is this? Hold on. Her inner fucking levitate, man.
Uh, hold on. Let me figure out where I'm going here before I watch that clip. Circle of blood.
Oh, hey, this is the Blades of Gerino. I think we... Maybe I think it's the wrong way. Oh,
wait, wait, wait, wait. Maybe up this mountain? Yeah, this works. All right. Don't Druids
get flying at 68? I do, yes. So I get it pretty soon, but I'm obviously still going to keep
questing with Vicky. She won't be able to fly. Alright, let me see this.
the fuck is this 65 rogue blinds him trinkets counter blinds with rep
Upstrap.
No way.
He vanishes at 99 HP.
Oh!
Look at this moron!
The red empire tries to catch me.
He's spam emoting me.
This guy's spamming and chatting. What layer are you on? What layer are you on?
Ridiculous! Grilled his ass right there.
Nice. He really thought. He really thought. These guys always get me right after a kill, right after the...
Oh!
Oh, spooky.
What do we need to do here? Rexar's whistle on soothsayers and taskmasters.
Oh, damn, she already did the quest.
She's already going to the next place.
Goddamn, slow down.
I'm fucking confused.
I was watching a peek-a-clip.
I'm going to take a look at the next level.
level is big for me I get a new mangle I get and I get fly form nothing else
fucking matters here new rebirth
70s also pretty big with Cyclone who new hurricane at 70 206 shattered damage oh
my god it doubles hurricane damn wowsers
Hey, this is where I get that scenario expedition wrap. Fuck, yeah. Love it.
All right
Hey, oh clip, uh-oh
I need gold please I'm dead serious for many reasons
But the main reason is to entertain you guys and I'm dead serious. That is the main reason
No, no, no, please so I need I need gold on
So there's a lot of mobs here
Uh
Fuck I was watching a goddamn clip
In white or need gold, please I'm dead serious for many reasons
But the main reason is to entertain you guys and I'm dead serious
That is why you guys no no no please so I need I need gold on pay a y o pay y o on spine
Shatter I beg you I beg you I beg you okay if you give me gold we're gonna hang out
Maybe potentially on this court time to time and even even in a real life
So it depends on the amount, but I will you will hang out with me
Okay, that's funny
Talk to overseer NAR.
Alright.
Meow meow meow.
Oh this guy patrols fucking far.
damn here he is on me I don't know if she already has it
All right, wants me to turn in or grab this.
Kill the worm cult, loot them for the meeting note.
Oh, she's netted.
These guys kind of fuck.
Oh, she already has the net.
She's ahead of me.
I need Omen.
Oops.
This is an interesting song.
wise what dungeon in 68 I don't know I don't know if we're gonna be doing any I
mean maybe set the calls we could do I know the black morasses whatever
Seen Vault? Seen Vault's at 70.
at 68 do carat human yeah I just do it 70 cares again we're probably just gonna stick
to the arrow all the way up. Meeting note. We need nets. Poachers are what we got to
really kill here.
Damn, yeah these nets are gonna be the problem for sure. I still need four. I think you need three
So I need seven
Ooh, nice.
think that shit need two more you need one more you're still gonna kill them are you
you can you say six seven please I said it OMG
Oh my god
What happened it's or happens at 69 I don't know who knows we crazy
This music from your generation, I'm not that old
No. This music I love and I listen to but I wouldn't say this is my generation's music.
I think my generation's music, I mean what at what age do I need to be for it to be my generation's music?
Is it when I'm 15 and the music comes out? Is it when I'm like 20?
I don't know
Teens see I like Lincoln Park and shit is my generations music I'll take that I'm solid
Pretty good spec muse. Hell yeah, I'll take muse
Tana Montana for me. Oh sick
I would say the songs I remember like with my actual generation of like people in school
not just like a run a time
the songs people my age were listening to in school
was not lincoln park in blingate one eighty two that's what people are
listening to like
again on their computer when they're alone which is fine
and i did the same
i remember songs like yeah by usher
and boots with the fur with the
That's the shit I remember everyone listening to.
Lil John. Yeah.
We forget soldier boy.
Yes, soldier boy was going on.
That was like, you know, at the middle school dance.
Everyone's playing that shit.
T pain. Yep.
Sean Paul.
Temperature?
Mr.. Worldwide I remember pitbull when I was in high school. I'd hear him on the radio and driving homes. I don't know
Okay, you're looting now, alright.
You need six to summon.
I think you just summon it, right?
Oh, it makes no sense to split, but now you're ahead, you didn't- Oh, I thought you finished.
Sorry, I was talking about... stuff.
Shit.
Minus five seconds. Or like, I mean, Shred's gonna beat us to 70 now. And everyone's gonna
no megalol
I need one more claw.
that I'm done. So now I gotta go summon this fucker.
Nice.
Soda's generational music is crazy frog.
That's fine, crazy frog is sick.
What the, what the friend shows?
Hey Soda, question for streamers.
Does it ever feel forced to talk on stream?
How much feels forced versus just talking normally?
It's all forced.
What?
It's all forced.
Thanks for the donation.
I think I just actually want to sit here and talk, turn my cam off, sit here naked, not
talk.
It's great, spectacular.
But then, you know, everyone stops watching and everyone leaves.
I get no donations, I whine, complain.
LSF closed gets put up of streamer complaining about not getting enough money. That seems to be the meta right now.
I can already see the downfall happening.
Kajal's year just opened up to play hardcore.
Wow.
Did his team lose or something?
We love that.
Yes.
fucked login it is all forced thank you for the honest answer people keep saying
the opposite great answer well thank you for that I mean it carries a lot of
people wondering about this FYI Paya Paya order why I think it's cuz streamers
kind of like having that vibe of hey I'm just hanging out I'm just chilling but
It's like, you can be, but you're not, you know,
sitting here talking, yapping.
It's not a hard job, but we're gonna be honest and realistic.
Thanks for the donation.
Please get DSP and only who's DSP?
where that is.
Now, oh, that was from the clip of the dude I saw.
Yeah, I don't know who he is, but I keep seeing
the term log cow.
Absolutely, we love those.
Take all the log cows we can get.
Log in.
How do we get up there, though?
Oh, kill cross-bursters.
Yeah, I think you go this way.
Don't put a target on your back.
I didn't.
Oh, here they are.
She found him.
Is he Robilock, Cal?
Not actually, no.
People are gonna say yes, but no, I don't think so.
Veev the warrior?
No, I didn't.
I played against him and it was horrifying, he played with vanguards a lot and it was just really scary the amount of damage they'd do.
I play while I talk to myself all the time. Maybe I was born to be a streamer, or maybe I'm just a freak.
Either way, love you save back.
No, I won't, thanks for the money.
But I remember like going against Veeve.
I think he was like the originator of like, obviously Swiftie did the one-shot macro,
but Veeve was like the rank one player that was like that kind of, I remember correctly,
blow all of blow their load at the beginning of an arena match because
then it's off cooldown sooner and it kind of became the meta that kind of
ruined PvP it just became a very cooldown based match use all your
cooldowns right at the beginning they use all their defensives to counter it
everyone just hits every single cooldown right there instantly the sooner the
better the scary damn and of course I just got more and more like that
It's always been quote-on-based. I mean, I just remember the vibe change in like mop, I think.
I think it was mop.
way before mom I mean I was when a lot of meddas got really fucking cringe
funny enough like the the metas are also cringes fucking tbc and wrath it's not
the expansion's fault it's actually just the way people played the game it just
got better and really optimized the game and understood how to win against like
the best way to optimize against other good players again just hitting all your
buttons instantly is the play some comms already did that but it's like no matter
what comp you are you just do that now that's kind of how it felt maybe I'm
retarded and I'm not remembering correctly but I do know v played with
vanguard there are rep-pally way or it was horrifying that I know for sure
I feel like the baby ones don't drop it, they do.
It's just really low drop chance.
I got one from them.
Can't wait to farm 14 of them.
You sure you didn't get it off the big one?
Maybe you're right.
I just got one off the small one, literally just now.
Oops.
Oh my god.
that while i'm drinking i can't cat form
i don't want to innovate
Where can I get all your feral macros from?
I don't really have any.
All I have is a weapon swap macro and focus macros, like any other class would.
I don't use any others I don't like would you even macro is a feral
actually don't know
and as you don't have an s
power shifting
i guess you can have a binding for leaving and re-entering
yeah i just don't need to have a bound to scroll up
and i got double
mouse over fairy-fire
mouse over
Have you replaced any of your classic gear all of it
Dude fucking my YouTube editor put a video out I
Don't know what the comments are now, but I looked at the comments pretty much right when the video went up
it was like I don't know why my editor made this title he like the feral God
is back and it's like ugh that's what they put anyways the comments were so
mad they were furious they're all upset because they're like wow glad you took
all that balance gear just to stop fucking using it
Bitch, all that balance gear was getting replaced on whoever the fuck used it, except the Ring
of Cthun.
That's actually best for Shadow Priest, all the way to 70.
Why are you reading that?
I don't know, I was bored!
I just thought it was interesting.
I feel like I got some pretty good use out of that balance gear.
I used it for, what, three weeks in pre-patch, and then I used it for, I don't know, up to
level 63 in leveling. I did a whole dual turning where I got to beat peekaboo.
Got some good use out of it. But the narrative is streamers are bad and I hate them. So I understand that.
We'll let her loot the rest.
I have a big pull on me.
Is she here?
She's coming
What he just evaded what the fuck
This is literally right here. That's crazy. Did she get one out of that? I don't think
You should get a single one.
Need to play midnight indeed
The one macro I'd recommend you get is a healing weapon swap macro as a feral it's kind of huge
Plus
It's one of those things where if you do it people are gonna be like oh my god. It's a gamer
So you should do it
It's one of those standout things
Chains two more. No one even notices that shit. You don't? I notice if a feral weapon swaps while
while hotting themselves.
Like, look at this, one life bloom with my regular weapon, that's 59 ticks.
Let's take it off, let's try healing weapon, life bloom, 76.
And weapon swapping, it's free.
It's not even a GCD out of combat.
In combat, it's one GCD and it's fucking worth it.
Especially because you just, like, put up fucking three life blooms, a rejuve, I mean, shit.
fucking stupid. Pretty sure only feral's notice it. Well, do you want to be the feral? Get
Get a weapon swap macro. Stop being stupid and bad.
Only other thing I'd say, a lot of Druids, maybe y'all, y'all watch my stream, y'all
see it, but if you drink while innovating, you'll get instant or full mana instantly.
That's actually anyone.
If you drink while innervated, so if a Druid innervates you, full mana instantly, literally
one tech.
Isn't that obvious?
No.
Someone, uh, actually in those YouTube comments where everyone was shitting on me and hating
me for taking Balanced Root gear and re-rolling Feral, uh, there was one guy that said, thanks,
Soda, I had no idea you could drink while innovating.
That's a really cool tip, that was the only positive message.
Everyone else was telling me to kill myself, so I remembered it.
I'm actually 100% serious.
And he was lying, he might have been a bot, I don't know.
to go download his message. Oh fuck. Why does it do that? I think it's because it's based
on spirit. Increase the target spirit based manner region by 400%. I guess something to
deal with drinking water and it. I don't know. Maybe it's a bug. I don't know, but it's been
like that since 2019 classic has not been changed. It says it increases your
spirit-based manner region. So if water gives you MP5, that's not spirit-based
region, but regardless, full mana.
What do you need?
It probably gives you a bunch of spirit, but it's hidden. I don't think so.
You playing Feral on Arena or are you gonna Resto?
I'm probably gonna Feral.
I know Hydra, Hydra and Ziko wanted to try FMP, but I don't think it's a good comp.
I will play it regardless. Fuck it.
I know Vec wants to play Feral Rogue.
I might boost a Rogue or a Mage or something and play with Vicky on her Shadow Priest if she wants to Q.
Maybe I'll try Resto just to play with like, I don't know, Gazing or something on his Warrior.
I don't know yet.
I know a lot of people on Dream Scythe were asking if I was ever going to play Dream Scythe
and I'm like, yeah, I'm going to level and I'm going to boost a character there because
I want to get that genuine, boosted, shitty gear leveling and outland experience and I'm
not going to get that on my AQ40 Gear Druid.
But I feel like I respect Feral after Hellfire Penisula so that's the only zone I missed
out on.
And I still feel like I got a decent idea as to how it would have been.
So I'm not gonna play Dream Scythe anymore.
Uh, and those people are probably upset I'm not going there.
Unlucky.
I'm gonna wait on her.
So only things on night slayer, uh, no, the only thing is going to be on dream side.
Because people are telling me the, uh, there's only one other server and it's shutting down.
So the only non PVP server left is dream side.
That's the only server left.
for now. I hope another one gets added. I would love a realm that's not heavily populated
with a bunch of people fully clearing.
Sorry.
Hardcore servers are gonna open for sure.
I don't know if I even want to
play on a hardcore server.
I kind of like the fact that we
are going to do it add-on based so
we can do instance PvP.
Unless they do a hardcore server,
and they make it to where dying in
an instance like Battleground or
Arena doesn't actually count as a
full-on death.
But I don't see them doing that.
Add-on based is better.
It loses some charm, sure, but
I need a pvp
Oh, that's a Forge.
of
the
death
of
I am tapped after that cheese
I love
We got to get six of these
should have been survival slash BM maybe cutters are actually really hard to dual and beat if
I don't have if I don't get the opener and I don't have full mana that's tough also no
aim shot definitely goes in my favor like I remember dueling Bruce and TBC and like
I would open on him, he would shrink it, pounce, immediately scattershot me, and once he gets
that distance, the duel's over.
Like, I can feral charge, sure, but...
It wasn't enough.
Like, he fucks me up.
Like, he outranges my feral charge, so it's tough.
the damage he does is it's just I don't think I win. Are you gonna check out the
Neutrary update? It's on my to-do list man it is but I've got a lot of my to-do
list right now.
Darkest Dungeons on my to-do list.
The guy that actually made all of the Darkest Dungeon models is currently working on models
for me.
For Darkest Dungeon 1.
That's still being worked on.
I thought it'd be done, but it's not yet.
I think he still works for the game too, so.
Then there's Terraria.
Vegan and I were talking about Valheim.
There's a lot.
He works for Darkest Dungeon 2, yeah.
And I'm just, oh, there we go, two.
I need you to come back to me.
I need you to come back to me.
I have to fucking man up hot
There we go.
Ooh, nice, or we're done.
This song is definitely my era, yes.
I feel like I've seen this at like my middle schools like talent show, bands, like three
bands back to back would play this.
one and fuck what's the other one Everly Hills that one
What am I?
Weezer, yeah.
Oh, we gotta kill a lot of shit here. Uh oh.
Nice silence.
We love that.
Aw, fuck, I'm completely tapped here.
Yep.
But he's killing both of us out here.
He's got a warlock
He's soulstone he's fucking soul link you got a fucking teammate he came in hard yeah, we're dead
We tried that's crazy
really gonna do us. I mean the only reason they knew we were over there was stream sniping.
Gonna do us like that when I respected the 1v1. He couldn't win in a 1v1, so he turned
it to a 2v2 while we had mobs pulled. That's crazy. Fully buffed up, soul stone ready to
go my asshole how do we get the fuck
back up there though uh-oh bark of
conquest sometimes it was very front of
damage that seems fucking insane how do we get up there I think we have to run
south babe
There's a ramp.
Is there one close here that goes up?
I don't think so.
I'm thinking you got to go down this road and then right and then up.
That's just your best.
That's it.
We're almost halfway done with the zone though, that's nice.
And then I get my expertise pants.
How much expertise do you need?
AI, 120 or 103 expertise is what you want, or 103 expertise rating, wow.
You really can't get it in phase one gear?
Yeah, you're probably right.
Why is there a percent a number and a rating number?
I don't know what the 26 is, I don't know what that is.
I know 6.5% like if you look hit rating I have 79 and then you have over 5.8%, right?
Right, but I don't know where the 26 is.
AI hallucination.
OK.
Expertise is weird.
It has three numbers.
OK.
Where do you even?
Oh, expertise zero.
Oh, I see what I hover over I see a percentage I see expertise rating and then gear gives a weird whatever
You only need to know
One of the numbers
All right, we're back
Let's find out if they're camping us.
Oh hey, we still got our loot though.
That's nice.
I don't know what to do with it.
Oh, wow, we got a fucking AoE group over here.
We got a Shadow Priest and a Feral and a Shaman.
Alright, a little tri-stack.
I guess they're probably doing the quest chain we're doing, because I think it gives
you like the pants with expertise on it.
They're really good.
I'm trying to out tag this group of three.
Alright, I'm done.
She still needs three.
Nice, only two now.
Shit, I think they're just all dead.
Shit.
No!
No, all right, they're all spawning south. We gotta go south hold on. Oh stolen
If you knew worst soda pop, I'm sorry nice babe excellent big pulls
That's one.
Uno mas?
Fuck, she's only one more.
Nice, she's done.
Nice, she's done.
Are you gonna play Neo 3?
No, I don't think so.
I never really got into Neo.
really hit me. Are you gonna play Mega Man Soccer on the Super Nintendo entertainment
system? Yes. That's on my to-do list. Great questions guys. Keep them coming. Love that.
Big fan of that game.
Does anyone ask Sota Poppin about Project Gorgon?
What's Gorgon?
Project Gorgon, what's that?
Gorgon, these nuts?
Ah!
You got me, wow.
I think Druids wear pole arms in TBC, but there's no good pole arms to wear.
All you care about is that increased attack power in cat and bear form.
Most weapons don't have that.
When they do have that, it's a feral weapon.
There's really not a lot.
Oh, they can't use them till Wrath?
Oh, well, there you go.
You're a mace and staff boy in TBC. Personally, I think the staffs and maces look cooler.
Maybe that's just me. Some pole arms can look cool, but they're usually just really thin
sticks. I feel like staffs, I feel like, but I think of like the vengeful gladiator staff,
It's really cool looking.
I don't get that out of a lot of pole arms.
60%er.
Dude, this guy's level 61, 60% mount in Blade's Edge.
What is he doing?
What's up with this guy?
He's pulling spiders.
He's a bot, is he?
Ah, these warlocks are in full tier 3.
I'll loot that mask.
That mask has your bis neck at the end of the chain.
Ooh, a lot of bis gear out of Blades Edge, it seems like.
Nice. She stole this tag.
of
question. Maybe some of y'all know the answer.
Unfortunate, fuck.
When people make songs, what's the first step of the song?
song is it getting the beat is it the chorus like the words it's got to be the
beat right like the artist let's say you're fucking I don't know Kesha and
you know you make it like Timber did she fucking hear the instrumental version
of the song but first depends on the genre okay so it depends it varies I
wouldn't sure
either can happen but what typically happens right typically it's got to be
like a meta for the most part
Meta is to find the beat.
Okay.
Beat into melody into lyrics.
Okay. That's the meta.
I was curious. So beat comes first, typically.
Why do I ask? I was just curious.
I don't know.
Process seems interesting.
We kind of make sense you need like you don't know how many syllables are going to be able
to fit in this section of the song because you don't know what the beat is yet I don't
know. So it kind of makes sense. A lot of people outsource lyrics. Yeah, I've heard about that.
Oh, now we're running real far.
Make your own song?
No.
I have no interest in actually making music.
Ludwig did it, that's awesome.
Polk did it, wow.
XQC, DJ Toniel, wow.
I don't have any interest in doing it.
You have interest in making your own MMO?
No, I don't.
I feel like if I really immerse myself into like making an MMO, it's not fun.
It's probably miserable.
It's probably dealing with code and, you know, fucking retarded devs, but they're like
autistically retarded, so like they're geniuses, but they're like socially brain dead.
That's what making an MMO, like, really immerse yourself into the actual process, not just
like, I'm gonna magically make an MMO. I want it to be a grind. Like, no, no, no, no. That's
not how you make a game. You don't just imagine it, and it just appears. But that's probably
what most people think. Honestly, most things, they don't really immerse yourself into what
the actual process is, and what the step-by-step creating of anything is. So what I want to
make an MMO fuck no what I like being on the board where I give ideas and I say
this would be cool yes that sounds fun I'd love that you would see my ideas come
to light sure but the process of doing it no
that doesn't exist you're fucking right it doesn't so I'm gonna do it
What's she doing back there take control of a marmot
well I gotta sell shit I'm gonna do that too
Nice
Is she gonna fucking slow fall down I bet she is good dip my ass, too
Holy someone everyone just went offline
I'm fishing for a slow fall right now as we speak got it I
I didn't plan on how long this would last we're gonna end it early so I can charge there
Ah, we're here.
Uh, Coke's Marmot.
Where Marmot, these guys?
the stealth and acorn toss? Huh? You sell the acorn toss to avoid fighting mobs, use the
poison gate to poison the cakes? Wait, he's just... How do I control him? She said, bro,
Come with me.
I do for you.
Okay?
How's she doing that?
I think she's controlling that marmot.
Way the fuck over there.
I need to stealth towards it.
Or maybe I stay right here?
I think I tried to control the marmot and it bugged because I was a noggin fogger or
something maybe I don't know sure but why did I turn into a marmot I never did
God damn it, whatever.
Computer virus.
Where's the last K you got?
I don't know.
You're the carry.
I'm not there.
Uh, you are, it's north-left, I think, or, I don't know where your marmot is.
I can't see your marmot on the map, so.
north left of us like our actual characters not your mom yes pretty close
you're there yeah you got it nice nice good job
are you running out with a marmot all right class envy I'm gonna mark this guy
Have a fair 1v1
He's back pedaling I'm sure this will be close
Hey
Are you just what are you doing this marmot? Why are you still the fucking little thingamajig?
She's still playing as little weasel.
We're done!
We completed the quest!
She said, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is the real me.
Oh, this is your new character.
Let me buff you up.
We'll give you thorns.
Alright, go tank.
Massive marmot build.
Can she attack with this thing?
It's actually so cute, fuck.
can you zoom in but what was that you spit on me
hmm
All right, you done so n64 model
Go ahead peasant kill for us, okay? All right. Oh wait, we actually got to kill these
Uh-oh. He won't shift out. Clueless. Uh-oh.
Oh shit my name missed.
Uh oh.
I hope the tiger!
oh it's a dead end did not need a man up out there oh did she lose her marmot oh I think
actually in my bed. I got class envy for sick.
we don't need the dogs we do need the mall or fuck these guys up here
You can also click on either of our plan parts every 10 is 250 rep.
But it stops at revered. I think I don't even give rep after that
Maybe chat can correct me if I'm wrong, but
Maybe they stop it honored
Yeah, it stops even earlier stops it honored so they're worthless for me now
4 more mollard, oh there's a mollard, sure it's going to open on me soon.
of
one more mauler
Fuck.
Battle Warg.
Oh, she got one nice.
Why do you waste so much gold on a Gnogginfogger?
That's a good question, Gamer.
keep them coming.
Yo what level are you guys?
Like genuinely curious, what level are you currently right now?
I don't give a shit about your excuses or reasons or whatever, just type the level.
of 70s got your losers
Okay 40 okay 65 630
62 but I have three I don't give a shit where excuse us are
Higher than you good one all right interesting
A lot of 65s.
Oh, right, I was supposed to fly.
Ugh!
How close are you to 68?
I don't know.
It's hidden by the camera, isn't it?
We can scooch that to about there.
Oh, you can see the percent in the middle.
Yeah, he gives a fuck.
Oh, 70, just like Ampy.
That's great, Stars.
Do you have fun getting boosted in slave pens?
Mage?
Look at me Blizzard!
Why is everyone so slow?
Aren't you fast like me?
Search you.
You've having fun getting clapped by peeking open world. I got the last kill on him, man
He 2v1'd me and then it's a 1v1 and I won
Ridiculous
Wait, hold on
Use Huffer's whistle and cursed hollow. How do I get to cursed hollow? Oh?
It's aids. Okay. We just go down
You have 20 years of wow experience.
He is barely 20.
It's true.
he's a child the hell is today anyways
Sunday I think
fuck this random shit out of you
yeah oh
oh shit wait blow the whistle here
But she's not here. She's almost here.
Ron Huffer. Wait, that's Rexar's Quilbore.
What? No way. Hey, come loot this sack.
Never gonna let you down
Oh babe, do you recognize this place? What?
He was asking why all the arenas are based off of TBC maps and like, well, arena came out in TBC.
So, it's like, oh yeah.
the
return to thunder stronghold
right behind
I need to sell and repair
Where can I repair at God dang?
There we go this person the axe Smith
Like how they put an axe Smith vendor in like negrand or blades edge mountains and the highest level acts they sell as level 39
What are we doing here?
39 white. Walter, knock the entire coffee off my desk. It's cooked. Oh, no. Do you need
break
and you got those from murmur
grants
You know what I really need?
I'm going to wait for her.
I need someone to go fish up the two ring.
How do you get the two ring in TBC?
I don't know how you do it.
But I know the two ring is my PVP BIS ring, two of them for the entire expansion.
Fishing daily?
Am I up to go fishing, man?
You buy it?
No.
Can anyone check the auction house?
Tell me if there's a two ring there.
How can that be true?
the two ring
is the feral druid
this pvp ring through the entire expansion
uh... it's twenty two dollars that's and they'll do it's use all the stats so
it's quads that are
and tested
it doesn't happen till phase five i'm pretty sure it comes in for like now
Relatively sure.
Wow.
Biggie just let me this picture.
That's unfortunate.
The two-ring item TBC. This is it.
Pretty sure I saw it earlier in the auction house for like 500 gold.
I would buy that instantly.
Is anyone in the auction house right now?
Anyone in the org?
They can check the Turing for me.
It did say Phase 5.
Really?
There's no two rings. All right. Thank you.
The two ring is obtainable from the start of TBC phase one.
Though technically designed for later phases, it is available immediately upon launch.
All right, AI is right. I listen to it
Read Wow head dude
Looks like it's in all seasons and phases, I don't know I don't want to check this
Oh, phase five, that?
I mean, that's the thing.
I think Wowhead is wrong.
AI is right here. It is from the start. Don't trust the apes. I mean, everyone's fucking
wrong. No shot that it's better than this, Unk. For PvP? Yes it is. I mean if you're
playing Feral Rogue, I could totally see using this. It's a lot of hit rating. It's
also a phase, that's literally from Black Temple, so tier six. Damn near the end of
the expansion.
But she's back.
of
Any death coilers?
What is the interest rate on your mortgage?
question is that in the cave this place is all travel yeah blade
that sucks people tell us to skip it
i mean
i think that's in the cave
Oh, costume scraps, yep.
I want to see if I have that quest that gives the pants yet I don't think I do
Nope.
Receive the fourth prophecy.
Why didn't I loot anything there, huh?
Huh?
Stand when they die next to them.
Oh, I guess, did you loot that quest, the orb?
Alright, we click this.
Receive the first prophecy.
Okay. Fuck it.
Uh... up here?
What the hell is this? Strength? Oh my god. What are these stacks?
13 stacks of strength reduction. That's my most important stat.
Oh, I leveled. Noice.
Grats me.
the
holy fuck look at this roleplay my whole text chat is just filled with it
I
Never done
Say what the fuck I'm a roach. Oh
Kill the ogres and shamans, okay
still in combat
train flight form. There's no point. I'm questing with Viki so me getting there earlier doesn't
really matter. I mean I'll get it when it tells me to hearth. I mean we're probably
just gonna finish this zone. Fly around her, I mean she literally will run faster.
Flyform 60% is only good for navigating up and down.
I'm gonna go pee.
Oh, what the hell?
Look at that fucking plant grizzly totem times three. What the fuck? Did you just...
Alright.
Noice.
Black scale.
Spooky dragon.
I don't think I've ever been here by the way.
Like in this top Ravens would whatever so I've never been here
For sure you have I don't think I have
Like, I usually skip most of Blade Judge Mountains, and this is pretty late into the
Blade Judge, like, quest bullshit.
Only quests I've ever remembered doing are the first ones, and then the one for those
expertise pants.
I just need a one costume scrap 44% drop chance nice I'm done use the net on the
Hmm.
Do we kill it now?
Oh, okay.
Hello now? Oh, okay.
Wait, I also need two more costume scraps.
Okay, weird.
Walk over the eggs. Oh, does that make them spawn?
I bet you're right. Let's see.
Yep.
I think... oh no, I think we have to each get our own.
It doesn't count for both of us.
I think we need our costume scraps before we fuck with that
Says meeting with him so
Damn it, give my costume scraps, you freaks.
I need one more dragon and two more costume scraps.
costume scraps nope
I'm just not getting it.
Wait, use the Overseer Disguise.
I said I needed five, but now it's saying I'm good?
Yeah, combines five constant scraps and do it over, so okay, yeah, I do need one more.
Oh, I'm done.
Maybe? Nice. Alright, and then we click the costume scraps? Where are they?
Alright, meeting with Colfis Darkscale attended.
Really it doesn't want me to fucking hearth?
It wants you to but you're on cooldown.
Yeah I see that's why I checked.
So we got to run all the way to this thing, go through the cave, I don't think it has
me do the the quest chain where it gives me my pants with expertise. Let me see if we're
on that quest. Uh, I don't know what they're called. Here they are. Barron, the smallest
a boring oh shit fuck it let's fall
But I can travel for him in here, oh, thought I couldn't.
It's a trap Gorgon to stop okay
Gorgon the dragon eater and that that quest is complete
So you just do prisoner and showdown. Okay, cool. So we've already done a large chunk of this chain
Do we never do showdown and rest at XP?
I guess we maybe don't. Weird. We've basically done the whole question.
They didn't want me to do prisoner. So we're gonna have to do prisoner and
then we got to do showdown. That's fine we can do two quests.
Do you want group quests included in settings?
Or do I have it included?
I think we do.
Yeah, show group quests.
We do.
Right?
Enable group settings.
It was right there.
What are you talking about?
Look down.
In general, oh, I don't know if that's going to change anything.
I don't know if I want to f- babe, if you heard that, can you enable yours to-
So we have the same guide.
It ticked on. Okay, cool.
Well, grab this quest from RexR. Rest XP is not having us grab it, so grab this one from RexR here.
We actually need to do that quest for me. Because my pre-raid Bist pants come from that.
I probably stopped you doing something to end this donno didn't I nope you didn't do a damn thing thanks to the $5
It's raid bis not pre raid. Oh, so it's actually just better than anything even that the phase one raids can give me
Just because it has expertise
Wow
See how we got to get those pants they're very important
Really better than midnight leg guards
That's crazy. Better than tier 4 pants?
Goodness gracious.
I mean, I guess I'm going to feel for like how difficult it is to like hold threat.
I feel like in my raids with the dumb fucks that I'm going to be playing with, threat
is not going to be an issue. Maybe it'd be an issue if like I was in a group with I don't
know a fucking arcane mage getting fucking pumped with innervate and power infusions.
I'm not gonna have that warlocks are an issue
Feel like I still hold threat
Okay, mays ever reduce threat. Okay, so it's just warlocks like who are the threat it's gotta be warlocks
It doesn't count for me. I gotta put my own totem down.
Can it count for both of us?
it's a loot quest that's annoying careful the totem only has five charges oh my god you're right
So if we have 10 charges and we need 16, that means we need to get at least two per charge.
She said, oh no, I have two charges left I've been spamming we're fine
Do yours first? Okay. Yeah, it's not overlapped. But there's no more this way. No, that's the end.
here we go here some
She has three, so we need six more.
You didn't loot all of them?
I didn't?
Oh my god, I'm done.
of
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
We need you guys to finish BG3 soon real soon
There should be all she needs we're done
Alright, return to Mocknethal.
We're gonna finish Act 1 again.
We're gonna beat the fuck out of Act 1.
He's speedrunning at this point.
Ah!
This might be a jump-down angle.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like I've heard this before, oh, I have.
I got a two-day suspension yesterday for the name Monster Cuck.
I mean that kind of makes sense.
If I didn't get forced a name change, if you got suspended, that means you recently got
force and name change not long ago. And then you renamed yourself to something that was
also problematic. Nope, never gotten forced to name change. It's because you don't stream,
I guess, or no one reported you.
Have you ever seen a Keywatches movie?
I don't know.
Hey, but have you seen the men in black?
I feel like she hasn't.
She has not.
First one's really good, yeah?
More sugar.
More.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Men in black is just space ice.
You're right.
It's actually crazy.
Place the orb collecting totem down 15 times in this spot.
the area out before doing so. Okay, so we have to clear everything out.
I need that power shield there we go.
Alright, it says this spot, so I'm guessing like, under here.
But I'm getting, he said come here.
Okay.
I'm getting credit.
Maybe I'll just do it with you.
Very nice.
Do you always open a bag of chips the right way up?
Yeah?
I open up chips correctly.
Vicky doesn't.
She opens them like she like does that tear method and just fucks the whole bag.
Psychotic behavior and she knows it. No, not true. Oh, here comes the caps lock
Only the smart ones those you can't rip the what ones oh
The H mark ones
You need glasses I I thought you misspelled smart
it's like smart ones I just assumed I don't know babe I feel like I've seen
Cheetos a couple of times opened up where it's just ripped I remember having
this discussion with you
Set your heart here.
I would never butcher a cheeto bag!
Alright.
My god, more flying back to Evergrove, huh?
Alright.
Another barbie by the way, I open my chips upside down. Yeah, I'm sure you do to min
max the seasonings. Wait a second, that's actually pretty smart. Yeah, I'm okay. I didn't
think about that what the fuck I eat the bag too fuck it this guy's smart as
Tell.
We have sour cream ruffles. Can you bring me some all this chip top about bringing sour cream ruffles?
Let's finish the zone, then you can earn your ruffles
Earn the ruffles
I
Killed the surrounding Razzani until nexus prince Razzan shows up from the portal in the middle
I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna stealth an afk while you kill everyone till he spawns and I'll bring you ruffles
can I go through that? Oh my god, I can.
I'm AFK. If I die, it's on you.
Staying alive, staying alive.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
All right, I made her a Bullo Ruffles so I could bring the bag into my room.
Ah.
Did you open it upside down?
No.
It was already open.
And it was opened by me the proper way as you can see
How many of you got a kill here?
The gamers hate women?
Yes.
Which play item do you use?
default I don't have any special customize I just downloaded it and called it a day
Okay, how many mobs do we have to kill, it's getting absurd now.
What the fuck is this?
I feel like we've massacred this guy's family plus change
Oh, she's pulling it to the portal.
Maybe that does it.
I feel like the portal kind of like something happens when we kill near it, maybe.
Maybe that just happens naturally anyways.
Let's see if I kill him right here if anything happens.
Hmm.
Oh.
Hmm.
Oh shit, he's here.
What are these guys, lore-wise?
Like what are they?
Ethereals?
What's an ethereal?
Energy people?
How'd they end up that way?
They live in the void, huh?
So they were born that way.
Void people ate their planet.
So their physical body got destroyed and the bandages keep their soul together as their
planet was destroyed. Okay. Interesting. So why are we killing them? Like, right now,
Why are we killing these earth reels?
These guys are bad why because the quest said to cap
For the vibes for the XP because we're assholes where are the bad people
Okay
Kaelthos simps for them there are friendly ethereals I know there are so I'm
asking like what's going on here all right talk to legion where your fell sworn
gas mask all right it's another running angle I guess
where's my gas mask
what
Where's my Felshorn gas mask? I don't have one either, right? Where do you get that?
It's on a timer, 50 minutes? So how do you get it back?
also one gas mask complete.
Trying to find out which size abandoned this
and hopefully it'll pop up.
Abandoned, it's at the other hub in Evergrove.
So we should fly to Evergrove.
Let's fly there.
That's what I'm being told the mask is
has BC been pretty good I mean this is question
How much trouble would you get in if you streamed the Super Bowl?
I don't know.
It all depends on if someone would reach out.
They probably would if they reached out to tWitch and said, hey, DMCA this guy.
And then Switch has to respond, be like, oh, okay, and I'd probably get banned.
It might even be perma.
Because I'd be knowingly doing it.
Nah.
Man, I feel like I've seen so many DMCA, like even big streamers or 20K viewers just stream
Naruto.
I feel like the Super Bowl is going to go after you a lot harder.
I don't know.
Is there Super Bowl today?
What is today?
Oh, it's Sunday.
Is it today?
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I didn't even know that.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yes, dumbass. Why would I know that? It starts in 11 minutes. Ooh. Who's the
halftime show this year? That's fun. You're American? Yeah, but I don't care.
Bad Bunny. Who the fuck is Bad Bunny? She sounds crazy.
Bad buddy wait, I didn't got my mask
Are you serious? He's super famous he I
I swear I don't know
Oh, wait, I forgot I sent myself gear to wear at 68
All right, where the fuck's this mask at
I'm gonna abandon it and re-grab
Fell sworn gas mask. Oh, it just popped up
This guy
You're right it has a one hour duration crazy stuff
Does V you know who bad bunny is uh, babe, do you know who bad bunny is?
She's probably not listening right now.
Probably muted my ass.
Oh, never mind.
He said, I think I saw his name on Reddit, and he had drama with Trump.
Okay, well, over music, ah, classic.
So what do we do here?
Oh wait, we put the mask on, we don't kill these, I'm done.
I have mine equipped.
Oh
All right now we got a kill re-equip your normal helmet cool
Where's my wolf said helm
There we go.
Did you watch Bulletrain? He was the guy in the white blazer.
I did watch Bulletrain, the white blazer.
I think there's a lot of guys in white blazers.
Happy Gilmore 2, Catty.
I think I remember that guy. I did watch Happy Gilmore 2. It was horrible.
Terrible movie, but I remember that dude.
Alright, cool.
So he's like, uh, he's doing movies and stuff.
of
Okay, watch me to get five keys.
It says we need to activate the obelisk really fast.
I mean, how many keys do you have?
I only have one, so we need to get five total and then...
Hopefully it works.
You have two?
Alright.
Hopefully it counts for both of us.
Okay, I've got two.
we need one more. Alright, we've got five. Alright, let's clear here. Let's run near
each other so that we actually are within range when activating. I don't know how this works.
I've got an obelisk on me here.
We should start from the far end.
OK.
I did it.
There's one here I can get.
Okay I think we did all five right?
okay now click the first obelisk
if you cannot click it skip the step
it's summoning
Oh, there she is.
Show your talents just feral, but I also have three points in intensity is for mana regen
Well, question. I'm missing 10% crit damage by not taking predatory instincts, but whatever.
Did you hear the Epstein and WoW gold buying news? You can't make this shit up. What? No.
Epsom was a gold buyer that might be the worst thing he's ever done
hmm
Those are some good rich, I'll take those.
No, he was friends with a dude who used, they're that used, Chinese low paid workers to farm
gold and made 60 million out of that.
I've seen you use World of Warcraft Gold to move money without getting trace.
in 2007, Brandon was coincidentally running a Chinese on. Alright. Hold on. Running a
Chinese company that sold in-game gold for real cash after a few trades, good luck tracking
where the money came from. Wow. Alright. I am getting off for the day, guys. But, sponsor
time. Oh, a seize of remnant, baby. I'm gonna have to update my banner. I will be back on
WoW tomorrow, back to questing, everyone. Back to questing. But for now, two hours of
seas of remnant. I'm gonna check the game out by myself. Let me log out.
Thanks for watching the stream! Congratulations, you've since created a
battle in an account after your free trial. That's crazy. I mean, doesn't that
gotta happen in RuneScape too. I feel like it doesn't happen in WoW as much, but...
Alright. Go ahead and pause Spotify. Music is done. Can you change my title
I'm going to upload the Guzny and let me go to my banner.
I have to update this really quick.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go.
That's the top.
Nice.
Okie dokie.
Seize of remnant.
I know you're not playing, but I'm still going to call you gay kitty.
That's fine.
You can do that.
This is the Steam account that the sponsor gave me to play the game on.
I don't know if it's available.
I have no idea.
I should look at my talking points.
Goodness gracious.
It looks like just play the game for the most part, but I don't know if it's available for
everyone else.
I think it's a pre-register angle.
Please read before playing I couldn't or you're just switching games yep don't
for the rest of the day we got
downloading happening
finally some turn-based games is this
game turn-based I don't know if it is
Oh
Kind of hope it is
Check discord
Yeah, we're good
But it is download reloading resources
Okay
Keep the music on it's some alt-tabbing
Actually have six hours minimum we queued up for season remnant. So I'm sponsored today. I think I'm sponsored
I don't know if I
Yeah, I'm sponsored tomorrow. I don't stream on Tuesday, and then I think I'm sponsored on Thursday.
Lot of sponsors for Season Revenant, so I'm gonna be here for a while.
Six hours today. Oh, fuck no.
No, no, no. Two hours today, and if I want to keep going, I can obviously, but that's a while.
I don't get a lot of sponsors that have me play that long.
Oh, am I in?
English.
Dubbing language.
Oh wait, let's do English across the board.
I don't know where this game is even based out of.
Usually the voice actors are the best when you go with where the game is actually based from.
Hold on, I'm pretty sure they wanted me to be in EU region.
It said server Europe, which is important do not change servers
Arbitrarily or your existing game progress will be lost, but it's on North America by default
So I guess I'll just go to EU
Change that
Fuck it I
Agree
GG latency. What the fuck? I'm already level 15? But how do I play the game? Dude, what
What even am I?
What is this?
What the- I mean maybe I do want to start over- hold on, let me read my sponsor really quick.
Maybe they wanted me to be here?
Otherwise.
Because I have no idea how to play.
Huh, no, nothing there.
I mean should I go to North America and start over from level one?
Return to ship.
boat. Am I like made of wood?
Okay.
Uh-oh. No.
Like my quest in the top right is find Ingram.
Who the hell's Ingram?
Alright, let's log out.
Exit.
Let's go to log in interface.
I'm gonna go to NA and start the hell over.
America start.
Now I have a mushroom head.
Okay. Orbtopia's first experience. Enter Fev's Tavern. Alright, I will do that.
Again, hey, I don't think the game's out yet, so I'm playing some weird dev version. It's
probably gonna be missing a lot of like a lot but I'll try and make do wake
you weren't supposed to show this leaked oh wait what
I don't think so.
Am I actually not supposed to be here?
Y'all are stressing me out now.
Hold on.
That seemed like the beginning.
Chats trolling?
Y'all are stressing me out.
Did I just leak something?
Why are you in Mushroom and I don't know?
Hmm.
They said you're up for a reason I guess they did
Well they said the reason is do not change servers abruptly or your existing game progress will be lost but like I
Want to start over
Hmm
yeah I think I just play
y'all are stressing me out there's no leaks
I was told this is where sailors stash their goods before a voyage.
I've got something to prove you only.
Alright.
This fancy couplets hardly see these around.
Not coconut spake eyeballs around you.
That's rare.
Now I do remember this one.
That's for this little suitcase right here.
But like yours will.
No hard done.
But if that's all, scoop it over there and treat yourself to a drink.
Alright.
Find a seat and sit down.
Nice.
Oh, shit.
Damn, she's agile.
Am I getting a song?
Then I'm just a mushroom.
Alright.
I
This is actually crazy, what?
It's still going.
This is a full-on...
2 FPS? Oh, it was smooth for me.
They may have to do like gameplay capture.
Oh, this must be a tutorial.
Alright, my first fight.
Here we go.
Whitebeard is too strong to budge.
This is a turn-based game.
Oh, let's go!
Uh-oh, how do I dodge?
Ow.
Ow. Can I parry these?
I'm getting owned.
Action bar. The action bar on the left shows both sides action order.
The target at the top will act first, okay?
My cam's kind of covering some stuff here, but
Split sword damage attack cause a hundred twenty percent to a single target W to switch skills WS, okay
Fiery ambition the unique active skill at the crew needs to be cooled down for a few turns it has a cool down sure
Let's get serious
The crew's occupation has active skill capabilities, and each occupation has a unique path.
Okay, an extra 20.
Oh.
So, Bottle Tots or the cutest doll.
For enemy, all targets causing 90% to damage.
The probability of the skill triggering one time is increased by 10%.
Let's just do the cutest doll, let's just finish this guy.
Oh massive damage!
What the hell?
F?
Why are y'all f-ing?
Oh, I actually did drop, friends.
Let me do game capture.
Monitor capture is clearly struggling here.
I
Maybe
Fucking it's fine
My turn now
Well, all I really have is this so let's smack him
Okay, that's on cooldown for two turns, so let's just throw this here big damn
He's got a shield
F again? Is it actually just DCing? Cause I'm not dropping frames now.
sigh
It's good now now that I'm all tabs hang on
Okay window capture is not gonna work here
It might be twitch, it might be.
Because again, I'm not dropping frames.
Oh, it might be the Super Bowl.
Messing with like, cert, yeah, that could be it.
I don't know.
Ready for a beatdown?
How did I just do that?
I just ulted it out of nowhere
Do I need to heal?
Let's get serious
Big damn ready for a beatdown even bigger damn
Maybe I think this helmet I have on or mushroom head is like a cosmetic the dev put on
Maybe I can take it off. There's no way that's your main thing.
Isn't that the girl I saw at Sigmund's?
As she comes here, we were washed up together. She should know something about me.
She should know something about me. Okay, hold on. Crew storage map appearance.
This crewmate cannot wear this type of outfit. What?
Karoo? I mean, it's just me.
Moving on.
Ask about the girl's whereabouts
What about the girl who just ran and did you see her slam right into me?
No, no, maybe
Hey, look where... yeah! The oblivious sprinter went seaside.
Seaside, okay?
Seaside, okay
That's a lot of ocean
This game changed your life?
Same.
It really did.
I don't know if there's fall damage.
I don't know who she is I'm gonna sit down I guess
Oh, it's one of those.
Forgetting who you are to stay around here
I figured seeing you would jog my memory
The protag does sound edgy he's got that anime voice
Little e-boy voice.
Uh, oh, food? Okay.
Oh, oh, we eat on sticks.
Grill it. Press and hold the skewer, okay?
Finish it.
Lucky starfish skewers HP plus 800 become more lucky. Ooh
And barbecue
That's crazy
more bad anyway you've got more thoughts than a parrot has squawks oh you found
your suitcase right might be useful crack it open
What?
Corner of flag, okay.
Drive bread.
A broken bottle.
A fake treasure map.
Captain's manual.
Look at that! A blank notebook! A journal for your juicy adventure!
Meh, messy doodles beat blank memories any day!
This girl's a psychopath.
Where'd you get this?
I don't know.
Oh right, forgot you forgot.
This pattern rings a bell?
Oh yeah! I got a drift bottle with this exact pattern!
Wait, could my bottle be part of your tragic backstory?
And this photo!
You know this place?
Duh, it's my find.
Weird, why's our suitcase like my memory closet?
Who would've thunk it?
Uh, if my adventure ended, where would I retire?
Sunshine barbecue cabin.
Weird place in a dream.
Oh, I haven't had a dream yet.
I must have been there many times.
I longed for the sea.
Fucking sunshine barbecue cabin.
Like those twinkles.
What's the message?
Maybe it's the direction of sailing.
Tell us where there are gold coins and treasures.
Starts, starts.
What are you even talking about? Thinking? Or they are thinking? No. They are observing us.
Uh...
One. I don't know.
Carve important things on your legs and strike a cool pose.
Oh.
Burn the diary. Better yet, tear it up and then burn it. Ah.
No bad.
Try all the weird flavors of coconut milk, or drink the whole tub octo shake.
We're burning the diary.
Okay.
Oh, my name.
I mean, I, it's, we're sponsored. Let's be chill here.
How is this 4 out of 7, by the way?
I'm confused.
Okay, so you're allowed to have 14 letters.
Is this online?
I think it's online.
It's for Chinese characters? I see.
So I don't want to get in trouble.
There's stupid idiot. Keep it simple.
Confirm. Yes, I like this name.
Confirmed.
All right, R.S. already entered your crew?
Your crew list is a temporary crew member. Choose anywhere to close.
Dear diary written by your own hand, it records all kinds of wonderful adventures and rare objects found.
Okay. Click here to... okay. Audities, reward prog. After collecting enough experiences, you'll receive additional rewards.
All right
There's someone wants me to check all this, huh?
Race through the reefs
On a bright breezy day sit in orb topia square and let the music wash over you I
I think it's just songs that I've like unlocked, maybe, yeah.
Boobies.
When walking on the beach, sometimes you'll see boobies catching fish.
These birds are lively and cute, and they look like flying hounds when catching fish.
come in four colors. S likes yellow and white. Well, I prefer black and white. We once tried
to tame boobies on board and later gave up. They pecked our sails out of many holes. Interesting.
So let's see here, set sail with RS.
Why are all the fucking birds pooping when they are like farting when they take off?
Propulsion?
on the
Knackerel
She's a pretty good sex deal for me him
Super Bowl F. I mean, I'm not dropping frames. I don't have to tell y'all
What is this thing
Let's see, choose your preferred controls, you can change any time set in combat.
Recommended operating modes, the controls symbol needs to be used and you can shoot
both sides.
Okay, let's do recommended, confirm.
Oh!
Dang!
Dang. So you just shoot loot and you get it.
I'm ironically they poop to make themselves lighter so they can take off easier so they
actually do poop or fart on takeoff.
This place got bling-blings and bitey-bitey.
I'm fighting, so stay close!
Rest.
Crew level?
Okay, so how do you prog in this game?
D-disease?
Craft potions?
Uh, it's like farm-me, I guess?
Trans-potion, Red Earth Potion?
I don't have enough mats for any of this, but okay.
That's a lot of stuff.
Music ended.
Initiated combat.
Attacks the enemy and can actively attack
and gain an advantage.
If the enemy is at Earth,
If is attacked by the enemy and enters battle, it will not gain the event.
Okay, so basically it's X for some 33 types stuff.
Oh!
A little more interesting, okay.
Enhancement point, you gain one enhancement point each turn.
Spend enhancement points, activate enhancement dice.
After activating enhancement dice,
patharts will be strengthened.
Enhanced enansemonice cannot be used to strengthen combat.
Press E to add one, okay?
When you reduce enemy stance to zero,
you trigger a break effect and deal break damage.
Putting them into a knockout status,
their action is delayed and damage taken is increased.
Easy.
Okay, it didn't die.
Weird.
You get Firefly Lamp.
The light is naturally emitted by the fireflies in it.
Hold Z to open the tool wheel, use the firefly, and illuminate dark places.
Okay.
Easy enough.
Did some raspberries.
Oh crap, I'm disadvantaged.
Ow!
Get it together.
The enemy exposed weakness and showed the numbers required to check.
you
you
you
you
you
I got a warthog belt and two equip.
Did he equip it?
I think I did.
Big chest here.
What do I do?
Big chest here
Dang all right, give me one second. I already the bathroom. I'll be back
You're shitting yourself. Don't think about it through. Now! Not yet. Not yet. Poop is
It's coming out of your asshole!
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm back.
Guys, I got something crazy to show you.
You won't believe this.
Seriously.
Holy shit, no way.
Ah, here we go.
Check this shit out.
What?
Are you serious right now?
This is what I was watching while I was pooping.
Anyways, back to the game.
Let's go.
I
Guide V what does V do this hasn't it must be
I think I'm going the wrong way
All right, I
Absolutely was glad I hit that button tools was Z that's for the firefly lights, right?
I discovered what ratty like I don't know who ratty is oh shit
Okay, I don't have any buttons yet, so
Mommy war
How to use signature after the crew members energy is filled with you can release a finisher at any time
You can gain signature skills and out by releasing skills taking damage using strengthening dice. Okay
Ow
not quite yet getting owned finish your energy is full hold one two three or four to instantly
release the okay hold two for her finisher got it after a cremate uses the finisher the
The finisher is immediately inserted into the action bar and will resolve as the next
turn's action.
Oh, I see, okay.
Ta-da!
Surprise!
Do I get shot?
Oh, the ads are completely gone.
Where do I see my finisher bar?
I don't know.
Alright.
I should have seen it before.
Oh, I think it is the one on the left.
Is that it?
He's gonna send them more.
Ow!
I'm gonna die!
Can I health pot or anything?
I guess not.
Ow.
Again.
Ooh, big old.
Flame Slash.
here flame slash 650% damage to a single target okay so anime
ready for a beatdown
get a load of me
Oh, I can't think of a jig.
Let's blast him.
You're dead.
Oh, we actually killed her.
My secret challenge!
Somebody rats this boat! I found it! So now, it's legally mine!
This was my secret! Told nobody! Nobody!
Someone's been there!
It's bugging on a stack again.
I don't know.
People are telling me it's not lagging for them.
It's only lagging for like select people.
I don't know.
Tenderloin piercing sword, attack power plus 20.
Final damage reduction.
After using a cruise kill game, 3% of turn for one turn or second finisher.
Every unit on the field attack grease by 3% when the enemy is
Okay
Huh, they just go with the Ribsword
All right, let me try messing with the video or graphics.
Oh, let's do that and then I'll try window capture and maybe it won't lag.
We'll see.
Okay, window capture ain't workin'.
No, it's definitely still gonna have to be monitor capture.
I don't know why my shit's being weird.
V-sync off.
Let's go back to full screen.
All right, moving on. I don't know.
Congratulations on getting a minimum core.
Now allows a crew member to gain the, gain new path arts.
Uh, I have to select this guy, okay.
So a new skill, no hypocrisy, deals two hits of damage to an enemy equal to 75% of attack
while resolving this.
I don't know what resolving is, but okay.
Each crew member can have up to two patharts at the same time when acquiring professional skills you can choose to add or replace them at any location.
Select an empty slot to add new professional skills to the crew.
Okay
It's gone
Looks like someone found your hideout no kidding and they better pray I don't find them
The compass is moving again
Might be pointing at the thief how would we come to that conclusion want to check it out
Okay
Coming.
Ooh.
A shortcut, you say.
Not bad, huh?
Sharing this world with you.
not bad huh sharing this once blabbering I'll knock your teeth out see this gorgeous you
is why I picked it as my hideout all right let's roll time to nab the bottle banded
Okay.
Nice.
It's a slick little scene.
Oh, this way.
Hey, well, why is it having me go down here? What?
All right, I think it just wants me to leave.
Yeah, it does.
Okay, on the boat.
the auto sailing function is unlocked pressing G key will allow the ship
Experience plus 80, still level one. Spinach, onion, resist, cured fish.
Okay. Search the island for clues on who basically robbed her house.
Okay, I can do that.
Instant kill. For enemies with white selected mark displayed or approaching weapon,
The crew members can insta-kill them when they are both hit by continuous attacks.
Monsters without white marks cannot be insta-killed.
Okay, so...
So I can't insta-kill the crab?
I guess not.
Alright no hypocrisy.
Two hits of damage to an enemy equal to 75% of your attack.
Intimidate. Oh my god, I scared him.
Wait, that's a big gorilla, right?
Oh.
get it together
Gooyah!
Uh...
Turn on double speed.
Uh...
Let's get serious!
Patience!
D- or defense!
If the self-attribute is the same as the monster-attachment, it triggers a bounce.
What does that mean?
It's Jeff on- Oh, I'm trying to save Jeff over there, okay.
Ah, thank you, Jeff.
Yeah, Jeff, go up there for me, man.
Yeah, Jeff.
Okay, take some no damage at all.
He takes no damage at all, he's one tanky boy!
Well, he's locked on to me. Maybe now I tried defense. Let me try it. Defense. Did it do
Hey, what do you think I still took 200 damage?
Ooh, big kill.
Ow!
Wait, Jeff is gonna die!
I can't use my ult yet.
And we're ulting here?
Pretty decent, damn.
Big ol' D-tastes massive, damn.
He's almost staggered.
He's so close to being shagged.
Next hit.
Bro, he's so much health that doesn't make sense.
Okay.
Now it does.
Yeah, Jeff is a little quiet.
The audio levels are struggling, but...
Game's on out yet.
Look at the bottom left.
Now he's muted, oh goodness.
you
you
you
you
you
of
the right
All right, let's put that honor.
Noice.
So return to Atopia.
That way I guess.
Gee, auto sail.
The belt's your torso? I guess it is. Yeah, I saw that and I was confused. I thought it was a belt piece, but no, it's a torso
What happened 150% I think when I go under 50% my next attack is 100% what?
Wait, what? Wait, Guiga's back the fucking monkey. Are you kidding me?
Huh
I think I just spam shooty here.
So reloading.
What?
of
She's
And he is zoomin'
Ow!
Oh my god, I'm 1HP.
I'm actually 1HP.
I'm reloading.
Oh no.
I'm reloading.
I'm actually 1 HP.
I'm reloading. Oh no.
Excellent.
That's no problem.
What?
OK.
Game over loser that's it who's this dude
okay so the sea always washes you back so I actually did die but it was a scripted
death this is it's it's I think it's teaching me what happens when I die if
the puppet man fell into the sea he would forget everything he learned in
sale and he would have no supplies but you still have the rich man's lines go
to Courier Jeff to collect the goods that you sent back sell all register
treasures okay take these supplies to this shack to train the crew next time
you sail you will be stronger all right so let's go get my money
wait we're in port off and alive huh oh no we lost it all except something
belly time to see our weasel friend there all right
coming through we meet again you guys are back already we're here for our stop
Sure. And hey, didn't I say sailing is risky?
The rich man's lines. We keep your loot safe from the sea.
Ah, guess you're not full of it.
Alright. Safe delivery.
Uh, signature area. How do I...
Alright, got my black pearls.
Just sell it and trade for some orb you can go find Saddy Gold.
He specializes in collecting treasures.
You?
And remember, the rich man?
Fine!
Yeah.
Alright.
treasure merchant who the fuck walked relevant
tiny shop ok sell sold successfully
What gonna buy don't miss it
All right at the shack in Orchillia you can trade treasured orbs to train your crew
Others a map, okay?
Okay, now it's being tracked
Interesting
Is this cyberpunk? What am I gonna- okay? Oh gosh. Who am I? Start torso maintenance.
Oh, it actually is like cyberpunk, but dolls are just enhancing yourself, okay?
Maintenance costs 200.
So, in big coins upgrade, okay.
Well, I have 8600 to spend.
And I feel like I can get almost everything, it's so cheap, what?
Trace max everything out, I'm confused.
Oh, and then Breakthrough, and now I'm level 2, kind of thing.
Treasures required for a Breakthrough.
Some black pearls, whatever.
I guess I can't Breakthrough.
I don't know any, I'm trying to understand how this works.
stronger fire
why can't I upgrade this?
oh torso maintenance needs to be level 2
so I'm not able to fuck with that stuff yet
and I can't break through to level 2 I guess
right so I'm done
Let me go on her.
Alright.
I think I'm done.
Feels good.
and took a seabad.
I'm glitzwing my peppers,
drinks on me, and for what...
Okay, crew level grade two, nice.
Each level grants a reward.
Big coin claim.
All right, let's go get drinks.
Does this story explore the trials and tribulations of being a wooden person?
Yes.
I think that's the main point.
You're a lifesaver.
Oh, whoops.
Oh my god, everyone's partying here.
My god, everyone's partying in here
the macro. She do know there's only two of us right? Okay fine candy cake. Am I going
crew shopping? Oh, it's a healer! Maybe I'm sexist.
here sugar
no it's coming invisible to you
clear as day to me
that has to be healer
are you candy cake?
that's me looking for hands
got him by the dozen
perfect! give me all you got
let's say a hundred
see? told you my ship was coming
do you folks need another hand?
He do!
Don't need pay.
All I ask is passage to somewhere far.
No pay?
What's the catch?
Just save me a spot when you set sail.
Is it just me, or is she kinda spacey?
She's seaworthy.
Fine by me.
Alright then.
You're in.
Welcome to the crew.
That's all I took?
Much obliged.
None.
Alright.
How do I add her to my crew?
Crew.
Oh, she's already in. Nice.
Oh! Huh!
So stay at the Sailor's Shelter. That's here.
Welcome to the Sailor's Shelter, a safe harbor for all captains.
Let's get you checked in.
Give me the fanciest room to drown my sorrow!
Sure thing, elevators that way, follow the signs.
Oh, but don't, but don't.
Uh, Captain's Office.
And, okay.
Pretty spiffy.
The greatest sea stories will be born right here
All right
Humphie
Finally some real rest
You had me fooled as a veteran
Stuff happens at sea
from here on I'm friend number one in your new memory hand first made on your
maiden trip nice let's collect more
appreciate it we're secret buddies now about that drift bottle right the drift
bottle same pattern as your flag that can't be a coincidence right nothing's
coming back to me wait it's your lost memory connected to me forget it I'm
tired let's save it for another day we've got plenty of time to solve your
mystery oh right I almost forgot something there's someone at segments who
looks exactly like you I promised I'd bring the clue back so I'm the clue
maybe take a look got nothing better to do so why does he have a mushroom head
dude I don't know I spawned in like this I don't know how to take it off either I
thought maybe it was like an appearance thing but this crewmate cannot wear this
type of outfit when I click here. I don't know. But if you look at the icon on the bottom left,
he looks like a human, like a regular face, but I think the main character's voice is an AI
placeholder. It actually might be, I don't know. Bottom left, read the bottom left, lots of numbers
and important words.
You didn't play the tutorial for some reason you could create your own character at the
start of the game.
Wow, I didn't get to do that.
You know, it gave me an account to use and I simply logged in and I started where I started.
So.
I am Mushroom Man.
There's nothing I can do about it.
We really out here being a mushroom.
Mad mushroom.
probably a node to mad mushroom actually maybe yeah maybe they knew that I'm
like I have a publishing company like fucking let's do that for my I really
don't know honestly doubtful I think it actually was just orangey
Heavens, am I seeing double? She is your mirror image. What the fuck?
Woah, my doppelganger! Hey, wakey wakey!
Steady steady! She is far too fragile to withstand such shaking. Might you be twins?
Nope, absolutely not. So you weren't just making this up. So who are we really?
I... don't remember... peculiar...
Few suffer amnesia of this sort without a blow to the head.
The voice acting gets cut off randomly.
By my research and your... unique predicament, only one place holds your answer.
The Sea of Remnants.
Oh my gosh, they said it
Drink no matter the questions the answers lie within where is this sea of remnant
Its location has eluded all charts and compasses its finder have their name etched into maritime history
There we go!
What moment?
You're boatless?
We had one!
Oops, tiny mishap.
The block dockyard is nearby.
With some effort, you may secure a vessel.
Here's hoping our waterlock breaks the work.
We're getting ourselves a boat.
Chad is this game good?
Chad I'm gay.
Is this game good?
Y'all gotta stop.
The dock's bound to have a spare boat lying around. We'll just borrow it.
You mean, steal?
Borrow, steal, find, go, go! The nights are-
Doesn't sound like the-
So we're gonna go steal a boat. I'm down.
Let's go.
Wait until nightfall. Can I pass time?
Okay.
Escape squat.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, let's nightfall, right?
Did you do this now?
Muntak, let's roll!
Go go go!
Crab are not quite
She's got to be a spellcaster in my group
Surely
It's your bottle. So it's your ship.
Arse?
That symbol guides your fate.
The docks! Quick! Before you change your mind!
Okay.
Get a crewmate. You've received a special mail containing a crew award.
Go to the mailbox and claim it.
Unlock a new crewmate. Oh, here we go. Hold on
Click anywhere to close, okay
The watchmaker auxiliary
We got hatch it or any of your crew is a primary, okay
Hague
Empress Molly
Hmm
Edward Gale
Colonel char face and coward but what coward
All right, so let's go to crew
Yeah
So you can see there's stats on the left over here.
Hatchet.
Finisher.
Passive.
Combat.
Huh.
Oh, got this guy too.
Perception damage.
Alright.
Charm damage.
Goodness.
What does he do?
Coward. Like, how does he help?
From the battle starts getting 5 layers of cowardice.
Each time you are attacked, one layer are lost. When cowardice returns 0.
Five layers of cowardice.
Each time you are attacked, one layer are lost.
When cowardice is turned zero,
10 layers armor are obtained.
Use Molly, she's OP.
How do I use her?
Squad maybe?
Squad members can be adjusted at street bonfires and shabby houses.
So maybe I have to go to a bonfire before I can do anything?
Go to shabby house?
I don't even know where the hell our house is, you know what I'm saying?
the hell our house is, it must be.
Huh.
Events are also unlocked?
the event screen shows all ongoing events here you can quickly view event
emails and rewards get it with one click
okay
okay so I need to go to a bonfire or a shabby house I just don't know what
those look like on the on the map here the door to something maybe I just let's
just go in the boat surely it's not gonna let me leave and go do the next
thing without you know crew member assigning right surely
You can upgrade your boat too, goodness.
Oh, here we go, a slight crew.
Alright, well, I feel like I should take her.
I should take her.
Am I bringing everyone?
Oh my god, what?
What about the main people?
Empress.
Oh this is the guy in the other account or whatever you have.
Coward.
Three women plus coward, save.
to the deep we go, alright? Even so, right now, you have nothing. But the wide world awaits.
Here you'll face formidable monsters, explore treasure-filled ruins, and witness countless
stories unfold. Let's go take a look together, alright? I'm auto-sailing.
I
Know
What was that?
What did you just say?
That wasn't me talking.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
Hey! Snap out of bed!
what's going on I saw that same pattern
you're being extra weird right now like me after three octoshades
oh
someone's in my head won't stop telling me to finish the flag and find them
What flag? What flag?
This one. Except it's ripped to bits.
Who's this mystery man? And why'd they want it?
Didn't say. But a voice keeps echoing my head, pushing me.
Huh! I knew it! It's a bottle-scored-ass ship!
This flag's gotta be worth something!
So, got any clue who we're hunting for?
Nope, no idea.
Only spotted a place with the same pattern.
Forget it. Let's get this thing whole before anything else.
Any clue where the rest is?
Secret cabin! That's where I found the bottle!
Same pattern probably means they're all stashed together, right?
Four stages of beginners.
Okay, I'm just gonna park it here I guess, land.
C squad.
Okay.
Fast formation.
Alright, me, the nun, and Molly.
Screw it, let's go.
I mean, how do I go with that?
I'm good.
But what?
Molly, enlist.
Go ashore.
memory tower there are memory towers on the islands get close to a memory tower to open
its gate climb to the top and ring the bell and the miss over the island will be cleared
from the map okay
So let's go do that then.
There is a key next to the unopened tower, but it does not belong to the tower at all,
and I don't know where it is.
The key to open the birdcage, hang on.
Nice, you're free.
I thought it was a penguin.
What?
quite the latter
Hello.
Hole.
Alright.
Now I have vision.
Is there fall damage?
Do I jump off and test it?
I don't know.
There is in fact fall damage.
Huh.
I guess I can't really rez him, huh?
He's just dead.
Karma?
Cucumbers.
Maybe bonfire?
Rest?
But where am I?
Respite.
Autofill.
I'm back.
psychbalter's gate
you're not gonna take the chest full of gold? I did loot it
combat and falls from hike can cause injuries reducing their max HP
use medicine to remove urges to gather herbs and craft potions
Oh, shit. I really should not have jumped down.
Welcome back to our supercarpet!
You really rolled out the red carpet, huh?
Why is the gas just standing here?
The whale's losing it again!
It's you guys!
Well, uh, welcome to...
...my island!
Since when is this your island?
It's, uh, gonna be on our shipping route.
Everyone's calling it Secret Island.
Now, the name is...
Oh!
Well, kind of funny.
Uh, it's not really a secret anymore.
anymore we were gone for five minutes and this place turn into a carnival it's
um the whales fault jeff has an island it went berserk right into the island
smacked it so bad the whole underground collapsed then bam earthquakes
Everywhere the word is it went nuts because of
Scarlett
Dane scarlet's back after 20 years now. It's a tourist attraction
Everyone here is itching for a shot at Dane scarlet
Fingers crossed my hideout so hidden
Secret cabin more like slightly less obvious cabin
good one chap
I
You're right
Did we hurt him
Basically a walking bruise
I'm hobbling around our Tokyo to
Never stepped foot in our Tokyo. I thought you said you couldn't hear us
I said I can't hear you well
Well, not that I can't at all.
Huh.
Ooh, spinach.
Cabin no one on this island hasn't heard about it
Damn I get there's a squatter in the cabin, but maybe some stuff's still there don't let it get to you
You caught that joke makes me think of an old sailor with awful jokes
What's worth when we're falling overboard?
Nobody follow me down!
It ain't surfing weather!
Now, prime sailing weather!
Come on!
What?
Put down that flag!
You know what to look for, right?
Okay.
This is a psychopath.
Damn, rummaging?
Damn, wait, this is a chest.
Unlock.
Oh no.
Turn each ring to find the only correct complete pattern.
I mean, can I lock current wheel?
Okay.
Wait, no, that was it?
Oh.
Who raided this place?
Ah, easier to tell you who didn't.
Don't you know how errands filch?
Pass a porcupine, then build wraps and pluck a quill just to pick the teeth.
Mr. Boad, someone got here first.
If this place can be your shelter, treat it well.
Since you give it to him, go find Bird yourself.
The old man ran sat in this place earlier.
What? Who'll keep that? Where'd he go?
No clue. If he took my advice, he's still here.
If he left, he's fish bait by now.
Man, you're a ray of sunshine.
That's called good advice.
I want everyone.
Don't set sail.
James Stollett's still out there in the waves.
Sailing's a death wish.
Listen to me and you'll live!
Okay.
With this crowd, someone's gotta know Bird.
Ask around for who Bird is.
The fuck in one legendary beast
Have you come here to listen to the song of the sea what no
Have you met bird
Oh yeah! That up all burned!
Where is he?
He's over there with his weird expedition crew. Strange law!
Expedition crew? Huh.
Are you an expedition team member?
That's it. Bird's expedition team.
Perfect! He's exactly who we need.
Too bad Captain Bird's out at the moment.
He took the lift down underground.
Where's this lift?
Right over there.
But it's busted now.
Could it see if the Earthquake...
Huh?
Is it a tough repair?
Not really. Just planks.
There's some down by the...
along with plenty of warthog.
If you can if you...
We kind of need that lift too
Look for planks on the beach
I can lay down here
All right guys, I'm gonna wrap it up there for today. Whoa it starts playing music. I
Will be on tomorrow I will be continuing this game tomorrow
As well as continuing leveling it Wow I
Appreciate you guys being here while I played through this game seas of remnant
I have a banner in the description if you guys want to check it out
It's free to play I'm pretty sure and you can pre-order it or pre-look into it obviously the game is not done yet
But very much appreciate you guys sitting here and checking it out with me. I'll see y'all tomorrow if not
Whatever. Hope you have a great night. GG's everyone. Peace
Let's cast rare in the memory space, secrets calling my name