you
Hello. Good morning.
Okay, where's my cam update your computer ah shit you're right it's morning somewhere
are true. I have no plans today, but there is a steam tower defense fest, I don't know,
looking pretty good. Maybe. Literally just saw that on my seam right now when I opened
seams. Let me look. Uh, games where you build stationary units. Also my tongue is really
fucked up. I like have like a sore on it or something. So if I sound weird it's cause
I'm trying to it's fucking hurts man. God
What is this?
Clean fall is a survival roguelike that prizes player freedom and creativity build mobile death machines fight off ravenous hordes
Is this really a tower defense?
this is a lot oh my god
Too early for flashbangs
Desktop defender border pioneer
I'm not too
Interested this is your little desktop defender. It sits at the corner of your screen
While you're working browsing or watching videos
It's holding the line as enemies swarm in your lone tower fights them off and every enemy defeated earns you currency
Everyway completed. There goes salt water for you good a bet. I did look at this people have been asking and recommending you this one
Tangy TD dude fuck tease hurts so much to say out tangy TD. Oh
But this actually looks kind of satisfying oh big town on tree
So it's Bloons. Oh hold on with some weird mechanics. Fuck it I'm a tangy TD
main going full cam buying it and downloading it
eugenics oh
we'll get there we'll get there
I actually have no idea what Megenonix even is.
I have no idea.
Aside from there's cats.
Viggy said she loved it and it's probably the most in-depth game ever.
She's been wanting to play it.
After taking a TD, of course.
There's this too by the way, not just TVs.
Turn based Thursday.
Goodness gracious.
Damn, lots of stuff.
What's stuff? Maybe Inkbound got crazy updates too.
Have you seen the game trailer for the vamp survivor's death? No? Hey, I gotta turn the game down.
I
All right
I thought you saw vampire crawlers, did I?
Uh, was it the, like, card game, essentially?
Have you painted any of the Warhammer set?
Nope, haven't had time.
I haven't seen them making a new MMO.
No.
Jesus, fuck, okay.
Y'all are all tuning in and letting me know of stuff.
The next evolution of the Pokémon game's Project Seed, a multi-region MMO takes place
in Kanto, Jodo, whatever the fuck, I don't know.
All of the regions will be interconnected into a single world currently in pre-production
at Game Freak?
I don't know if it's slow quality or if my loading is just shit.
I feel like it's not going to be a real MMO.
Like I feel like it's going to be the single player game and maybe there will be a hub
that you like walk into and maybe you'll see like other people at the hub.
Right but it's not an MMO.
see but then when you actually go play the game like you go out in the zone it's
single players and shit like that probably can you check discord oh boy
did you see this clip it's the dev for the game you're about to play this LSF
That's sweet the fuck
What was the context of like why he's so surprised I guess this isn't it's
isn't just refreshing how much money makes he has no idea if he was actually
making sales did you not know this okay
Oh view sales and activation reports. Okay. Yeah, he had no idea. I
Thought he already knew how many sales it made so it's like why are you surprised about the money at that point?
But down cynical
Good for him man
Four years. All right, listen, that's a really wholesome clip. Let's play the game and see if it lives up to the name
HAHAHAHA
Trash refund is is it less than two hours?
All right
Let's judge this motherfucker, huh?
What do we got place the fender to stop the goblins? Okay?
On the way on the path
Good now open the shop to buy an item
Okay. Oh, combining the same item will upgrade it. Okay.
Well, where's my resources? I have 160 oranges.
Fuck it. Just the list of tutorial, I guess.
Hey, who the hell is this down there? Can I move?
Who are all these motherfuckers over here?
Okay, let's speed it up 3x that's it refund it
I leaked
This cam covering anything no actually literally nothing. Oh never mind my health. Let's go south right good call
New enemy fast viscous rodents for sharp teeth. Okay
Should I be building wait
Okay, I'm on around five out of eight. I have 400 resources. Let me pause the game
Okay, hold on I have abilities use your activated really heals all heroes inside
Well, my hero died.
An orange is dropped on the ground which explodes on impact, okay?
So that upgraded that bow.
Lightning damage plus five.
Shock chance.
Attack speed.
Okay, and then this dude's Santa hat?
Oh, it's a different item so it won't combine.
Oh, and it refreshed it.
Okay, you can re-roll it.
Interesting.
Okay, so I'll buy another one of these fucks.
And then I'll buy a sword for them bang if only you didn't let your guy die true
The space bar not pause the game so it speeds it up. What's the 410 cost item 410
Bleed Chance, Bleed Damage and Bleed duration. Interesting, but yeah, it kind of promotes
you to play different towers based on what items are in your shop, right?
I got to heal my hero I guess it's not really a hero I don't know what
Do I not have a hero?
You do but later. Okay, let me speed it up and they're dead again
Okay, all right
Mission complete, next.
Played missions unlock a healer, ooooh, but defeating enemies, taking a gain skill point,
spin them to grow more powerful.
Uh, oh wait, this is it, okay, armor pierce, physical damage 4% or attack speed?
attack speed right? Armor pierce or projectile speed? How does projectile speed matter? I
guess maybe because it could pierce right? Huh. I guess we'll start upgrading this guy.
Each character can be leveled, pan down. Yeah, I only have two characters right now though,
I see what you're saying. I just leveled here. Interesting.
Time to hit is pretty important in PD.
Is it though? Because wouldn't your attack speed like it's just the projectile to fly.
Maybe when he's right next to the exit, but at the end of the day, it's attack speed.
I don't know for slows and stuns.
I guess I could see stuns, maybe?
Eh.
Uh, crossroads.
Climb the leaderboard by fighting through infinite waves to see how long you can last.
I can't be challenge mode, it's locked.
Alright.
The goblins have taken away our healer.
This is fucking NERGY, Moat.
Defeat them to free her, okay.
Well, now I don't have like a tutorial army behind me.
I actually gotta play the game just myself.
Tax speed.
Here we have in the store.
Damage and cooldown time reduction.
Knockback and physical damage plus 20 range plus 34.
Maybe I put a melee guy in here, you know.
Hold on, what is the...
I really like this spot right here.
No, I don't.
I think actually it's like...
Who actually really like this spot.
I think this is huge.
Can I put a melee guy here?
guy there yeah that's big 300 oranges left
block chance enemies blocked plus one let's put a big block shit on this guy
max health plus 30 health per second physical my god fuck it big tanky man
let's upgrade that bow wait oh oh mega meat wait what is this not combined huh oh
it's crispy meat and ham no I'm an idiot alright put it out there my bad I
I didn't know
All right, let's resume earth scale
Damn this guy's a tank look at him go he was asked early
Okay, that's a lot of dudes
We're cutting it close here, I think another bow user here, ooh it's a little awkward,
I feel like I need to get this person a little bit of range, whoa look at this projectile
projectile count plus one, projectile speed plus 20, range plus 30, maybe I do a range
angle here, let me heal this guy. Save the healer. Do I need to kill these people or
do I just survive? I think I just survive. Okay, I got to drop those bombs more often.
Yeah, I'm gonna save for the multi-vision goggles or whatever
Oh my tank died, whoops
and
back
All right, bang
Damn wait they look sick splinter cell looking motherfucker. Let's speed it up. Oh
Yeah, see one of these guys is coming through now slowly they're leaving I
What should I get next? Should I just get more tanks? Like what's the value? Like, ooh
another ham. Hold on, ham is big. Yeah, I could juice up my tank more. I like that.
any 120 might take that again I got to pay attention let's blow shit up
okay massive double-hammed up wait what
huh
Does it not combine?
It's a trinket?
Well, goddamn it!
I guess green items don't- oh my healer- oh, I tank died. Fuck, I wasn't paying attention again.
I just healed nothing. Hit the wrong button.
Okay, blasted.
Hey, thanks for playing. Sorry, Ham doesn't have an upgrade yet.
Well, fuck you, cakes, if you're the dev. You bitch.
Hold on, what do we got here?
Cold damage plus 10, attack speed plus 10%- oh, we got a heal.
please survive nice how do I is there are no key binding for pause because
space bar just speeds it up some sand how do I pot it yo if you're the dev
cakes how do I pause the game keybinding wise
one and two are that P P you tell me I gonna lift my hand from my WAS and D
configuration and hit P all right devs
Crazy stuff out here, I don't know we got a bow is it maybe I re-roll the store I did it
range plus 5% ooh look at that steel sword open chest on tank dude I'm about to drop more tanks
Thanks man.
Uh, I'm getting clobbered out here.
I'm dropping another one.
Fuck!
Unlock!
Alright, well at least I got the hero unlocked.
Wait, hold on!
Do I need to just put somebody down here?
I think I do.
Oh, we have a chest here.
Hold on, how do I click that?
How do I get that?
Hello?
Out of my way.
I'm broke.
I don't know how to get this chest.
I should have made it, maybe made the healer, right?
Uh, am I fucked here?
I lose. Maybe not. Okay, I win. Whatever. Two stars? Ugh. Can I not go next level? Climb
through the leaderboard? I don't want to do this. No. Back to the skill tree. I have
seven talents. Okay, healing plus 20. Healing power plus five. Attack speed. We got, oh
my god, another tree. Okay. Okay, increase healing radius. Buying items in the shop costs
less. Ooh. Ooh, increased oranges generated. I feel like these are both plays. The shop
offers one free. Doesn't read. I can't unhear Runescape dev taking notes. Players are dumb.
So does skipping part of the tutorial blind. He left the tutorial. He's like the best noob
tester was that a tutorial what happened what button do you want for pause I
mean I feel like am I crazy but I feel like space bar should be the pause and
then maybe like speeding up should be like E and Q
Like E to go faster or Q to like tap it down?
Sorry.
What the fuck no, it should be wax.
Huh?
Maybe there's a, hold on, maybe I can rebind stuff, hold on Dev, maybe you have a keybinding
configuration, maybe you're the best.
Ah, god damn it, you bastard.
I'll get used to it. It's okay. You're beautiful no matter what they say.
It's all good.
Hmm.
I think I like the free way at once every round you can now reroll the shop for free.
Increase the amount healed heals two additional heroes targets.
that I'm a shop main man three items are you kidding me the shop offers rare
items more frequently that's insane all right and then I got to go to these
other skill trees what character do I want to focus on healer tank or Ranger
it's got to be a Ranger angle like it's my only damage tank y'all think tank
Your tanks are dying. They are. But I also didn't have healers last round.
But I guess focusing on tank and healer is good.
Lock chance plus 2%. How many points? Let's get some healing.
Fuck it. Let's just do a little spread, you know?
Let's just spread evenly.
Oh, that sucks.
Really want to get healing power plus 20% that's kind of nuts
Let's just save up we're good
All right, so missions we are his orp
Start
Deep force click and hold huh oh
Wait, we're WASD now. I have a character
Look tangy woke up. You can move her with right click. I can also WASD bro
Interesting.
Now, what path are they taking?
Are there no like lines to show where exactly they're gonna go?
Read, you and move the units, the skulls. I mean I see where they're coming from, but like
Like that? Or is it the shortest path? I don't know.
You find out. Okay.
Uh.
Why the hell could I not?
I just farm a tree, the fuck?
Huh.
Can't read.
I mean, it says click and hold.
Oh.
All right.
I want this bitch to be off the path for sure.
Yeah, hold on.
Why is it... how does it... how do I control where it throws this bitch?
Okay, there we go. Left click. Place any item here, the cauldron. Exchange?
I definitely want to buy that bow. Health, fire damage plus 20, wand of
sparking but is that another bow hold on longbow the fuck oh every eighth attack
causes a burst of thorns dealing area damage I've never had a thornwood bow
okay let's just buy this and put it here it's cheap select one item below to
exchange. What?
No, they're all tier 2. Okay, I thought they were like crazy.
Maybe I take the sword just so I can buff my tank, right?
You know, that or a bloc broken shield.
Let's get a shield and then let's spawn a tank.
Right here, I guess, right?
Let's put her there and then I need a healer.
hurt her there I guess for the shield on that guy anything else in the store health plus
to damage wand of sparking wand of light. I think it's a re-roll angle. Let's up his
wooden sword. But if I buy this and then bang to bang, look at that. Wooden Gladius big
Skimitar, damage, attack, speed, health.
Hmm.
I don't remember him being this bad at games, he's trolling. Am I?
Or we roll one more time.
I'm gonna buy this shield.
And then start battle.
One healer, one tank, one DPS. Maybe this is good.
Oh, shit.
But I can actually blast people with my character.
Kind of.
Okay, they're just running away from me.
Okay.
Okay, uh, movement, attack, speed, health, when standing still, summon a campfire that
increases the health regen of nearby heroes and their attack speed.
Move your units.
I don't think moving my units is a play very often.
I think just chasing them down my character.
On hit, teleports or group of enemies back down the path.
40 second cooldown
How does the re-roll work, okay, I can re-roll everything once I should re-roll those okay, we'll go with Penta cool
I actually think I need another tank
Let's drop a tank right here double tanked up another bullshit here's count
Whenever Tangy successfully lifts heros, she gains 1% damage.
Couldn't I just spam, spam workout?
Huh.
I think that's the idea.
I'm just gonna fucking lift a motherfucker up down up down
Okay, we'll put another tank right here
This is gonna get really annoying
Okay vampire survivors I already have a thornwood bow so that's big
hmm
I mean, do all my characters apply a bleed?
Demon helm. Fuck, I'm gonna take- I should re-roll the other stuff first, but whatever.
Look at this guy! The fuck? He looks like the predator! What? Okay, hold on. I feel like
I have a lot of money but, uh, top or left. Crispy meat. They have a free re-roll here.
trash okay fuck all that noise I gotta keep lifting hang on I'm working out
All right, back to work.
Big heal over there, blasting.
Another pentacle, totem of death, reroll that, area of effect, trash, reroll that, trash.
Well, I don't want more pentacle, pierce count, projectile speed, attack speed, and
true damage, I guess, considering I'm melee-ing.
I'm doing pretty good, damn.
of
Big damn, uh, Lifted Heroes gain 40% range and 10% damage, and can attack with the
And can attack while being carried
Okay, I'm standing still so many campfire that increases the health region of nearby heroes and their attack speed
Call Nick. He's crying. What what is going on with Nick? Everyone keeps telling me Nick's doing something
Checking oh
oh and then let's play gospel music what's like Paul Podd what's the the song you like
Or what do I play? Like a screamer song.
Heavy Metal?
Oh!
Definitely hear me.
What is on his hand look at his hand you're smiling too much
Nick has this on his playlist by the way all right anyways back to this game
Oh my god, Diki messed me and said look at catchy string.
Yeah, I fucking looked.
Tax B 10% lifting time minus 10%.
Yeah, we gotta go with that.
Or the heal.
We roll that.
Trash, trash.
We're lifting.
I think you made for a hotter girl. I'm NGL. Thank you, babe. That means so much to me
Wand of light wand of healing creates a circle at the targets for location healing units inside base quote on 10 seconds
Fuck, I guess we gotta stick with the healing one.
Healing nearby wounded target base, cool down 8 seconds, fuck.
So wait a second, healing nearby wounded target, 8 seconds CD, or, don't wanna stick with this
one I got, 10 seconds CD creates a circle of, circle out the target's location, healing
friendly units inside so it's more AoE healing but I wish I could see the actual
number of the healing it does I don't know so it's hard to make a decision we
got ham
Let's add him to the dude there.
I think I need another tank.
Maybe another healer.
Let's exchange this shit for something else.
Uhhh...
I guess a broken shield?
Fuck.
How much money do I have?
282.
Reroll.
Crispy meat, rusty sword, pumpkin.
Damage, cooldown time?
You want people on the blue circles to your trees?
Why?
What I want?
It's a farm?
What?
This?
Oh, wait a second.
Okay fuck, I gotta start moving people then.
Shit.
I
Fuck you're in Africa
Okay, we're farming
wait all my guys are dead it's it's over it's over I fucking suck restart okay
let me not be retarded now I actually like play the game wand of sparking
Rusty iron ring all of this is shit
Put you there and then I need to get a tank
It seems like they all I just seem to have two different situations like it actually feels like this path doesn't do really anything
thing. They all would just go wide, wouldn't they? Or am I crazy?
How about just triple hunter?
God damn it.
Okay, double hunter hmm
Put a tank right there
lead chance plus 20% cool down magic resist
it's a reroll that okay wooden shield big give that to him
Okay, we'll upgrade their wand, big. Attack speed and armor, plus 20%. I can see that
being good. I gotta work on my second setup over here, though. So over here, we'll have
a tank. Fuck. I'm worried they're gonna go down this path. Maybe they won't. I'm gonna
assume they won't. Put a tank there.
fuck it good enough let's go
okay fuck
They really just did that, huh?
Okay, I understand the pathing now.
So this bullshit will go up, and it'll curve down.
These guys, I think, come down and go wide,
And then these guys go down short.
So I really just need three setups.
I do.
I just need three setups.
Tank here, tank there, tank there.
Simple as that.
Let's get one archer.
Here. Two setups at the end. But I want to farm this plant. Like if I have mobs near
this plant, I make a fuck ton of money. You see what I'm saying? Then put in Archer.
one archer maybe maybe I do just put a random fuck there to farm for me and
just call it a day
yeah maybe that's actually better
I feel so slow playing this game.
I move you a little bit down, can you go like right there maybe?
Hopefully that's within range.
Stop throwing it randomly.
I don't know if this is good.
This ain't feeling all too great, TBH.
Do I even care about having this guy here?
Maybe I do.
a little bit fuck it oh wait no pause need to buy items to cool down time
ooh it's zero minus 10% range plus 20
hmm a broken shield for 50 or do I just save up I'm just gonna save up speed it
up. Yeah, this archer is having a bad time. He like can't hit anything really. I hate
that. But I also can't tell is do I get a bonus by having multiple people by the tree
or no. I have no idea. No? Oh, then fucking... Okay, this is so easy to fix, then. Hang
Hang on.
Armor plus 5, magic resist, damage absorbed.
When standing still, summon a cross that protects nearby heroes.
I like that.
Uh...
Fuck, I messed up.
Oh my god, no.
is loose. I'm so bad. Restart again. I get it now. Now I get it. If I only need one
mob by these trees and I've got it. That goes there. Healer can go fucking here. Tank.
Grab this bitch. Move you to here. Tank here. Uh, cheap melee. Uh, put an archer.
There sure as long as you're hitting the tree
So both trees are being hit I've got a solid position store I patch crepe you
Reroll steel sword
I think I'd buy the steel sword by a second tank as well, truth be told
Fuck it, that's probably fine.
184 gold left, let's just send it, speed it.
I should shit on this now, I really should.
Attack speed, lifting, fuck the lift, I hate doing that.
When standing still, summon a campfire, then increase the health regen of nearby heroes.
I like that.
Alright, I'm standing still.
Big re-roll.
Honestly, can't fire again.
Shortbow, wand of healing.
Did I lose a life?
I don't even notice.
Emerald bow I'm thinking emerald bow here hang on
Yeah, it's an emerald bow angle for sure.
Swap that shit out.
There's a regular short, Bo.
Mmm.
Reroll it.
Broken shield.
It's fucking broken, though.
The Bo's bigger than her. Dude, it's fucking massive!
It's gotta be a ham angle. We'll buy the ham.
Rusty sword target count. If I could get a shield too. Wooden shield, bang. Put that
shield over there.
Thorn wood bow. Fire burn chance. 302 gold for that, pass.
I think I will build another archer though.
Another archer is looking pretty good.
Upgrade their bow.
Move your ass up for the campfire.
I mean it's just, I guess some people are losing health.
Man, this game took a hot minute to click with me.
It really did.
Fuck the dumbbell.
More campfire.
Rerolling upgrades?
Like what?
Oh shit shit shit pause
Did I get it I missed it entirely come here
God damn it
Well, this is a big boy over here
Holy fuck my health I'm dead
Ahhhh.
Rapier.
Area of effect lightning crown longbow
Fucking damage I guess
Attack speed oh god
Am I fucked here? How do I do this?
I'm camp firing.
I'm broke.
Where is he going?
What is he fucking running a lap?
Okay, I'm alive again.
All right, let's speed it up a bit.
I guess what this boss does is just he's kind of spams
Fuck it should die all right night helm
physical damage plus 30, projectile count plus one, projectiles return back to the hero?
armor 4, okay, night helm I guess, oh shit, aw hell
fuck it
I'm losing lives here. Oh, it's so cooked. GG I also have 800 oranges and I gotta pause
As is game more holy fuck executioner so that'd be great if my fuckers were alive Jesus.
Still alive.
hmm the issue is my fucking my DPS is dying I I got to move this archer
somewhere else I feel like maybe that's fine I don't know put that helmet
there. You need more people? Maybe. Maybe I need more healers. Oh, I lose. Round 10 out
of 11 dude what the fuck I guess I got to work on my placement but
So annoying. It's so weird controlling the like auto throw. It's weird. That's not it. Is it
There we go, that's it, huh spin skill points. I have zero
Hmm.
Like I'm, I'm, my strategy, my placement's not wrong, right?
It has, that has to be the best angle at which I can go.
I have two shitty archers over here.
They just farm.
Fuck both of them.
That has to be it.
And then I build down here.
I don't know.
You can just sit your hero there and play a full TD.
That's what I did.
Did I not?
I even was going campfire build.
Done without NB.
I don't know what that means.
But cool.
No, Archer up there.
No archer up there, just a hero.
You mean have my hero up here, and my archer down here?
I mean, you have 12 skill points?
Alright, let me skill- oh, leave the level, yes.
You're fucking right I do, Jesus.
Okay, massive healing power.
Rangers placed alone can block two additional enemies, okay we grab that.
Rangers placed alone deal 20% more damage, okay.
Is this not kind of the end of their town tree?
Oh.
Those are some big upgrades I just got, Jesus.
Walking another would be nice, yeah, but I can't get it because I have to max this out,
I would need six more or five more.
I guess I can drop that a little bit of attack speed, but then everything else I can't really drop.
Okay.
Missions, try again.
Alright, we got a Schmelmet, or Schelmet, armor plus 30, max health plus 20, that's
a big tank helmet right there.
It's green too, I like that it's free.
Can I lock it and then use my free reroll?
Okay, I got shit.
That is a super tank, we love that.
So what are you saying SMG to leave my hero up here?
Like this?
I feel like is it not better to just park like an archer up here?
It has to be better
But you can move I don't want to move I'm farming oranges
And hold on
I really want to, I think I want to get a healer there.
Okay, let me move this bitch away.
You go over here.
We're going to put a healer right there.
Is that in range?
I can't tell what I'm going to assume it is.
Tank there.
Like if I put this archer right here, I feel like she's going to die.
I don't know why, but I feel like she just takes so much damage out of nowhere.
Also, I'm pretty sure my archers do bonus damage if they're not near anybody.
Let's see, physical damage 61.
Let me see how this works.
Still 61.
Even though they're near another archer.
Huh.
Why not put them closer to the enemy spawn?
Because they're coming from three different directions, so I'd rather stack them up so
I'm getting more value from each archer.
The top one has extra damage.
You're right.
It's got that yellow circle under it.
Let me see something.
Why?
Why does it have bonus damage and the others don't?
Too close to a healer?
Oh, this one does.
Oh, so it's...
Okay, so you can't be close to anybody.
Okay, now it's getting the bonus.
Interesting.
Okay, now they're all getting big bonuses.
I thought it was not, you can't be near other archers.
That's four archers on my screen, by the way.
This is some crack cocaine shit I'm doing.
Fuck it, let's go.
Actually it's so hard to play on 3x, it really is.
What's up, great.
Her wand.
Pumpkin helmet.
No.
Rusty iron ring could be big.
Oh.
the Holy Cross.
Okay.
Emerald Ring, Coal Damage, plus 10, Shield Effect, Quiver, or Compow, shoots multiple
arrows in the air towards a target location.
Arrows explode on impact.
I feel like that's good.
Reroll that.
Ice arrow.
Every six attack releases a burst of ice behind the target on impact.
Poo, man.
I don't know.
Freeze chance.
I need AoE considering the stacking.
And it's every six attack, so it's not even a cool down thing.
So if I can amplify a lot of attack speed on somebody, that could be huge.
I'm gonna get Ice Arrow.
Now we're gonna put it over here on you.
Range attack speed, bang, we buy that.
Big re-roll, shotgun short bow, hmm.
Mark's primary target's Changi is to actually make them take 30% more damage.
It's kind of a big deal.
Look at this, need to kill that one boss.
Also, we'll put a bow there.
Upgrade there, bow.
Free reroll.
Ooh!
A schmelmet?
A Schmelmet or Schelmet? I guess I could buy this and upgrade my tanks helmet. That's gonna be big
Boss item, yep
So far things are feeling pretty good
Damn, I got the conite helm.
Absorbs a portion of damage nearby allies receive.
Oh, wow, it doesn't really do much considering I'm soloing on this guy, but maybe I put another
tank down.
Leaks likely with only one warrior, you're right.
There's nothing about getting another one.
that little totem down I think it's time for a second night
I just don't want my guys losing their damage buff.
See, he's not even in range.
What's the point of this back archer?
He's actually doing nothing.
Huh.
I guess leeks, put him up front.
Yeah, but remember, if I move him close to anyone else, it loses a damage buff,
but at least it'll hit something, right?
Like maybe put it here between the healers.
Yeah, that's fine, right?
Vile of life, put him with death.
I already have all of these.
does not stack. See I don't care about that. Fuck magic gloves. Well actually maybe
imagine it was crazy. Lifted heroes gain 40% range and 10% damage and can attack
while being carried. I wonder if I lift a Ranger. Would it nerf the other Rangers
damage while I have it lifted? It might not. Let's test it. It does. It does. It does.
Oh no, put them down. Put them down. I don't think it works. Last time, 420 gold. I got
spin. Reroll. Lead chance, lead duration, any attack speed?
I patch executioners hood
Are you right they actually lost their buff fuck
Fuck.
It's all sh- They're all losing their buff.
It's cooked.
It's all cooked.
It got scrambled.
re-roll.
I'm shooting it.
I think I just died and my tank is staying up and running.
She's came back
Hey, I got it
Fuck it, translucent.
Goddamn.
True damage, I guess.
Leather cape.
Let's go leather helmet.
Big chest.
Direct out counter to go speed range, ooh, attack speed 50%.
Thrust your weapon forward, applying bleed to all enemies hit, rapier.
I think I put that on my tank.
Or maybe the multi-vision goggles, and I put it on my archer that has the attack speed.
8 second cooldown, I mean that's fine. I don't think he really has a weapon.
Poison bottle. Can I help him? Hold on. A second night? Yeah. Yes, it's got to be a
night helm angle. Oh now they're both splitting damage between each other.
That's big.
I'll take an onk
I need to organize this a little bit better. It's all fucked up
Okay, that's good. I'm good here. We're chillin double tank buffing
I probably want to get like I don't know
I want a healer here. No, I don't fuck you
Pause the game. I gotta buy stuff
range plus 5%
we'll buy this for CD reduction, leather cape
Damage plus 10, cooldown reduction, we'll just buy that there, Wand of Healing.
How much money do I have?
244?
Free reroll.
Longbow.
Okay, that combines.
Nice.
These guys still have a basic sword.
Oh, that's right.
I do have a reroll down there.
crispy meat wand leather cape broken shield I guess this guy doesn't have a
shield put him on
alright so soon
fucking blowing all that up cba
that is a lot of units my god
I wish I could get like details so I know what damage is happening from who and how.
Evergreen cape. Fuck that replaces that.
Bleed chance, bleed damage.
The pause, re-roll, ugh, ugh, what is all this garbage?
That could be big buy some ham. Oh quiver attacks be 10 physical damage plus 30
Go by that spyglass skimitar
Iron sword
Iron sword could be an angle. Let's save it up
Even though we're at like 9 out of 11
Rewroll that fuck it
Huh, I can't combine the necklaces, what?
Sapphire Necklace, yeah it doesn't combine.
Higher tier items trade for different stuff in the cauldron.
So I should be combining shit items just to put in the cauldron then, huh?
Okay.
Okay, how do I un-equip this ring I don't think I can once it's equipped
It's fucking locked in. That sucks. All right.
My alerts aren't popping up.
I don't know. I didn't fuck with them.
Ah, yes.
Yeah, coming.
to be fine
Okay, big sword there.
Okay, upgrade their shields.
Uh, we're gonna pause the game.
I have waaay too much money.
I might be...
sitting with one stack of like...
like, maybe I should put tanks here.
Spam units.
Yeah, might be one of those situations.
Let's upgrade that ring.
Okay, upgrade that ring too.
Buy meat.
Evergreen cape.
This should go over here instead I feel like another wooden shield
Spike shield, okay love that for me
Okay, it's all blues a lot of options my god attack speed every effect iron ring silver
crown. Cold damage and chill effect. Yeah, let's buy an Evergreen cape. Upgrade that
to the Ghillie suit. Attacks 3 plus 30, cooldown minus 10. Someone's a bunch of leaves that
slowly shoot towards the attack direction. Well, I feel strong as fuck. Let's send it.
Okay, my 10 my fucking DPS are dying here
Let me get campfire I'm trying to just heal some people.
On death revive let's get more health just so I'm passively healing.
Oh, they're dead. I win.
Another ghillie suit? Sure.
Okay, it doesn't upgrade anymore.
Speed it up.
Look at your top archer. Yeah, he's just farming.
I'll give a shit about his damage.
It's living a peaceful life as a mango collector.
This doesn't matter.
All right.
Yeah, this guy did a lot of damage.
A lot of damage.
Is this my...
Did my healer do...
That much? The fuck?
Alright, next.
19 talent points.
Okay, enemies block plus one.
That was your hero?
Okay, that... Oh, you're right, the wizard hat, yeah, alright.
Hmm...
Okay, let's grab that
Lead chance bleed damage, I don't think I care about that
Okay, up my tank a little bit
Okay, that's a lot of damage for my healer
Healing plus four healing power plus six
Healing plus eight. Let's just get more healing. Oh, so you got three upgrades over here increase the influence of
the influence area of the orange tree
That'd be pretty good that would allow me to split a little more right I
I don't really give a shit about the explore ranges or the area heal, like my actual abilities,
compared to the investments of the other stuff.
Periodically roots nearby enemies in place, stealing poison damage over time.
The orange tree boosts the damage of nearby heroes, that's good.
The shop items rare items more frequently.
That's gotta be what I get.
Okay.
What did you just say?
I don't know.
I cannot tell you what happened five seconds ago.
We got a steel sword for free, round one.
This also looks a hell of a lot simpler.
Um, it seemed to come from the north right.
It looks like I have a very obvious choke point here.
So we'll throw this guy here.
He's just a bitch that farms money.
That's fine.
I'm not sure.
Hmm.
So awkward because you can't reach.
cooks me a bit. I think I just got to start ignoring the uh the damage increase for being
by themselves because it's just unrealistic unless I can improve their range like immensely
improve it. Huh. Put the healer there. Well you see my point like so. Place them up front.
Oh and have like a healer back here. I kinda see what you're talking about. So like this
This guy just straight up goes there.
This motherfucker goes, I don't know, here.
Oop, not there, but maybe more here.
And then I have a healer right there.
Do I know?
Do I know about what?
This guy?
Let's buy a steel sword for this dude.
Fuck yeah.
A wooden shield as well.
Fuck yes.
Range plus 5%.
I'm gonna start getting range on this guy.
I'm getting that for green cape I have a lot of money left still let's get another
archer I guess that's looking all right yeah we'll do that
maybe one more tank same goddamn bill but it works okay maybe not fuck
I feel like I should just lock it and call it a day.
by the crown lightning damage plus 30 chain count plus one shock chance plus 20 you know what let's
give my healers some stuff all right let's rock it all right i can play the game there we go
someone asked if the other tree has the same items i didn't even it's not clickable
I can't just kind of covering shit too, isn't it?
Hmm...
We'll go here.
Alright, Teddy Bear, attack speed or skull, Mark's primary targets.
I kind of like the marking.
I also like the Holy Cross a lot, I like the Holy Cross.
the wolf spike physical damage was already bleed chance bleed damage and range
An attack, Translucent, or Buried Enemies, Brickhouse, B20, and Range, plus 30.
I kind of like the goggles.
Just for the range itself.
Ooh, Ice Arrows are also really good.
Let's get the goggles.
Okay, hold on.
I'm actually getting clobbered.
Why are all my guys just getting owned?
I think I gotta move my archers back.
New enemy.
Goblin Knight, fuck you.
Goblin, evil shaman that heals everybody allies and shoots deadly fireballs.
Yeah, I think I just got to do a stack in the back.
Fuck it.
I'm not going to get to have that bonus damn, but that's how it goes, I guess.
Oh, they died, yikes.
Wanda healing spike shield. I'm just gonna drop it in there. I'm gonna wait for another
wooden shield. I'm gonna reroll this thing. Range plus 5%. Let's upgrade this person's
range. Okay. You have a Q and E. I know I'm not using them though. Well, I just used one,
But it's an E angle for sure.
We blast there.
Do I have the Wand of Death?
I think I do.
Or I don't.
Just combine that.
Expells a bolt of lightning that chains through enemies dealing less damage with each chain.
The wand of light, huh?
Maybe I make a wizard and I get a wand of light.
Like an actual DPS wizard.
Okay.
Oh actually let me do this hold on and then wand of light up here.
Okay, this bitch has a crazy golden crown plus lightning damage, so I want the lightning wand on them.
Now I'm zapping.
A lot of flying enemies.
She needs range.
You're fucking right, she really does.
It's a re-roll angle.
I'm gonna buy a broken shield compound bow hold on pause
Definitely want that compound bow for sure
Like which one's the gray one okay the personal the crazy thing there big
Executioner's Hood? Nah, fuck that.
Alright, let's resume.
Maybe I move her ass to like, here, maybe?
It's not horrible.
Magic resist, cooldown, chill effect, damage, cooldown, ugh.
Oh wait, no, I'm not on the tree anymore.
Uh oh, no, you're right.
I
War banner boost nearby your or hero is damaged by 10%
Fire damage three roll that ooh
Demon a helm, huh
I feel like the compound bow is better.
Or the quiver for the other compound bow user.
Huh, blue and cauldronet?
What is higher tier?
I feel like greens are actually the highest tier that there are.
Blue is higher. I mean, typically, but...
I don't know about this game. It's like...
I swear I have a blue item I can show y'all that's like...
Somewhere. Maybe I'm wrong.
Blue is higher, there's just not many blue items yet, okay.
Another quiver?
Okay.
Okay, it's gotta be a burn situation like this is just too fun every third attack causes an explosion
Fuck it
We're ballin with it
Let's bring in a melee DPS
Move him up a bit
Actually, I gotta like stack them up somehow.
Oh fuck, that's too far forward bro, back up.
Do they move?
Like they don't move, do they?
Now I want to buy a unit just to stop ignoring the little tree.
Oh yeah, you know you're right.
So many things are going on. It's so annoying. Pause.
It does have range plus 40.
Okay, maybe it'll be fine.
mine. We'll put him right there. Is he hitting? I don't think he is. Or maybe that is it?
explosions? I can't tell. Pause, I gotta spin. Re-roll. Another shield. Spike shield. Emerald
bow? Converts all damage to poison, roots all nearby enemies into place and applies a poisonous
debuff. Dude, what the fuck? Place that in there though. Let's see. Burning arrow, every
6-Tac leaves behind a pool of fire and impact fire damage for the birdchance burn duration.
Would it be weird to put the burning arrow on the guy with the burning sword?
I don't see any downside to it.
It would work.
My god everything here's crazy. He's not attacking right now. Yeah, he's not but ooh
Ruby necklace I also really need attack speed
Is a big big thing because the more attacks he does the more it blows up blah blah blah
Fuck it.
Yeah, he's really not attacking right now at all.
Now he is.
Okay, that's a good setup. I'm good here.
Uh, let's put...
Fuck it, another healer right there.
Emerald bow?
Do I just buy this?
I think I do.
Another burning sword?
Okay, we're on crack.
way. That archer is soloing, right? He's just blasting. He's shooting from the fucking beginning,
man. Yeah, this setup is strong. I feel undefeatable. Upgrade him more. How? I guess I can give
Give him an accessory, he doesn't have one.
I'm going to buy a sword here, I'll buy this bow, combine these bows, I have a thornwood
bow now.
Why can I combine wooden wands, hello?
Huh.
I tried.
Touch the ones together.
I tried.
Range plus 5%.
I can't put on that chest here.
Golden crown, night helm, three roll that, rapier.
I already have a golden crown, I don't know if they combine.
I hate that I don't know.
Try it.
Alright, you know.
Nah, C.A. just swaps it out, unfortunately.
It's a lot of new enemies.
Cauldron it.
I'm gonna also have this Thornwood bow, like, shit.
Yeah, Cauldron it. Fuck it, let's see what we get.
poison bottle, another burning arrow, ghillie suit.
I also wish that, like in the top right of the description, it would show what slot it goes in.
I don't know if this ghillie suit is the same slot as the quiver. I have no idea.
more banners good area of effect plus 20% banner power plus 40
boost nearby heroes damage by 10%
percent. Lantern more range is good but also multi vision goggles here for the other archer
so I just blast from afar on everybody. I mean does this matter I'm just gonna take the ghillie
suit.
Wow.
Uh...
Broken shield here.
I might have to slow this down.
This is a lot.
Iron ring.
Fuck it, we buy that.
Huh?
What?
Inventory is full equip the iron ring you motherfucker. Hello
Now it works. I guess I need to have a free inventory to buy things to equip it. Can I
Can I even sell things? I don't even know if I can.
Okay, Silver Spyglass doesn't combine. Can I sell?
Try dragging this to the tree. I can sell. Okay, we're good. Thank God.
Uh, okay, we gotta pause. I have too much money. Way too much money, and I don't know
what the fuck to get. Units. Yes, I can get units. This is true. You're very correct.
Honestly, I think I should.
I need to up this guy's range really bad.
Ham?
Throw ham there.
Shellmit
Throw that there
Range
Throw that there
Compound bow
Fuck it, bring in another one
here, I'm gonna die to the archers, but if I just send it, put them on the stump.
doesn't work. Fuck it, let's go. Okay, we're blasting a little bit here. Oh, that just
shook it. What was that? Okay, they moved back to position. Thank God. Is he frozen?
like he's just, what's he doing?
Yeah, he's dead, thank god.
Huh.
I like the health banner.
That's pretty good stuff.
Can the blue bow stack?
I don't think it upgrades, no.
Damn, look at this guy's damage.
Holy fuck, what an absolute carry.
Yeah, it's not even close.
Alright, the shop now offers one additional item.
Done, buying that instantly.
21 other points to spend.
Where do I want to put these?
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
I mean, I like upping my tanks, you know?
So I can just have one choke point.
By having one choke point, I feel like I'm upping my damage kind of just alone with that.
But let me see down this tree and see what I can get.
Pierce count, projectile count.
Allows rangers to be placed on tree stumps, increasing their range by 20%.
Okay, so that person taught me to put them on a tree stomp
Let's not they just didn't understand that they had this talent point when they were playing
Adam motherfucker
I
Lead damage my god, how far does this go?
Damage plus 10%
You got some crazy nodes in here for sure I mean it actually goes to Africa
And how far up is this going to go for the Ranger? That's absurd. Jeez!
You can show the entire tree and the options.
Yep, okay.
All right
See I actually love this I just wish there were more units
Enemy safe it wasn't more damage from bleeding while walking
Lightning damage plus 10 and shock chance plus 10% is kind of crazy.
Maybe I try a magic damage dealer build.
I feel like I haven't really done that, but I also haven't really seen any good items
for it.
All been bows and swords right?
Cold damage to late expansion.
You can reset them for free I'm aware.
Banner power is pretty good putting banners on these guys.
Huh.
Let's upgrade my healer.
Let's get some shock damage going, I think.
OK.
Shock chance increase.
God, some of these are nuts.
Alright, let's rock it.
New music, by the way.
Na na na na na na na na.
Is this guy got a fucking catapult?
Wait, what?
Oooooooh.
I don't see any farm here. I think I actually see this survive. The left one seems nice.
It's not. This is better. This is an insane spot right here. Because one, it can hit my
choke point and two, I'll be auto attacking the entire time at the very beginning. Just
Just because you have more like area here is not necessarily a big deal.
Left has more- I forgot about this argument with my chat.
This archer has more uptime than an archer over here would because it hits two lanes.
I had a tower defense dev literally come in and say that I'm right because so many chat
did not understand.
And the dev of the game came in and said I'm right.
I'll never forget it.
Give left stump, guide more attack speed, choke guide more damage.
I feel like I should give...
I really shouldn't really give a fuck over there.
I'm wondering if I should give a fuck about up here, or down here.
Truthfully, I feel like I should give a fuck up there.
It follows the curve of the half circle.
You're right, Tactics.
There will be more of the path will be in the blue if I put an archer here.
But the point is, as long as there's a single unit in the blue, it doesn't matter how many
units are in the blue.
I'm attacking one mob at a time.
It doesn't matter.
Sure, it won't be single targeting one mob for a long time, so a boss will just go right
through.
Sure.
but I'll be constantly as mobs go through and by the time that chain ends
they'll come back in.
This spot is insane.
If I build too close, thank god there's like signifiers.
I get attacked by these cannons.
So maybe I just build back here then, yeah, I go back here.
No problemo.
Wait
Interesting it doesn't matter where I go. It's a matter of LOS. Okay, so I have to LOS these guys. That's fine
All right, whatever
Let's go with that, and then...
These are garbage.
How did I get...
Okay, give me a rare, please.
Ugh!
I feel like I should re-roll until I find a green.
Ooh, because it's free.
Oh, nice!
The free quiver.
Massive.
Book of Wisdom.
Lightning damage. I do want to do lightning damage here.
I planned on doing big damage with them.
So maybe...
Throw that there.
Range plus five, eh.
We'll get a rusty crown.
Hack speed and area of effect.
Area of effect wouldn't work for shock, wouldn't it, considering it's a chain?
Yeah, I don't think I care about that.
Ooh, a rapier.
I don't think I'm doing Glee.
All right, let's go with this. Let's see how this plays out.
Oh my God, wait, where'd my health go? Are you?
I get it.
So my main character walked into LOS.
And I got targeted by cannons, and it AOE'd my whole team. I get it. I can't move
Well, that's obnoxious. All right twice. I mean, I was too late
All right, good news is I got a rapier turn one. I
Just don't know if bleed is good here
How does the bleed mechanic work? Is it damage over time or is it damage while moving? Because
if it's damage while moving, why would I want that? Right? Let's lock and let's re-roll.
We got a ham.
Put a guy on the grass.
But he has to LOS.
There's no where he can, I guess I can have him on the side just stabbing, but again they're
going to stay here.
Dot, the Sculptory had a note for increased damage while moving.
I know, that's why I'm thinking it's damage while moving.
Okay, it's a dot with extra damage, wind moving.
Okay, so it is a dot I guess you're right. I could just cauldron this motherfucker
All right, we'll buy that
I'm gonna buy a ham too
Let's let's get this set up going archer there archer there
there. Healer there. Healer there. Tank there I guess. And I just can't move from this spot.
I'm staying right here by a broken shield will up your bow we're gonna up these wands
here I guess. 120 gold left. Alright, good enough, let's go.
I am struggling to keep these guys alive
Fuck
My skin a die here is it is that it dude what is happening?
Use your items. Did I not?
We got a burning arrow. Shield.
Green helmet.
We'll throw that up there.
I mean, fuck it.
Try again.
Maybe this green carries.
Ooh, look at that burn.
Kind of.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. I just, I grieved. I grieved. I grieved. I grieved. I grieved. I grieved.
we're okay now? Maybe? This is absurd! I'm sorry, but what is happening?
of cannons against them? Oh maybe it works like that. Maybe you're fucking right. Oh
Oh my god it does.
Kind of.
But it's so cooked.
I mean, but even then dude, what the fuck.
You're respecting the healer I did I guess but garbage shop thorn wood bow
We'll put the bow there, maybe it does a lot, I don't know.
Fire damage Ruby Necklace, I mean do I buy this?
Burn duration, it's worthless right now.
I guess I buy it and re-roll it into something else.
I just have to make me strong enough.
really does.
Okay now this bow is carrying beyond belief.
Are they not shooting me hello?
Oh I grieved.
my healer and my damage dealer it's over. I'm an idiot minus one. Here we're back.
movement might be a play here.
Added another tank.
Emerald though.
Windbane.
Pin Bane could be a play.
Knox enemies back, right?
Kind of like that.
I'm going to lock it.
571 for an Emerald bow.
Screw it, sure.
We're saving up.
I'm just wearing Thornwood bow or what does this do?
Yeah, I think poison is good, especially for this top guy.
That could be insane because then I'll start poisoning these guys as they're coming through
And they get rotted so hard.
I think I'm saving up for it, yeah.
We got some tanky fucks coming in here.
I
Mean these guys are tanky thank God
I see a stump right here. I'm wondering, can I shoot these catapults and just kill this mechanic altogether?
I have no idea. Oh, let's buy it.
Big bow.
Alright.
Oh my god, it's a carry. Look at this. Look at him.
It's disgusting.
It's not even fair.
Look at that!
Ah, it's game.
Uh, Protectile Count plus 1, Protectile Speed and Range?
I don't know if I give a fuck about most of these.
Thornwood bow will not combine with itself, I don't think.
Hmm.
I'm gonna re-roll the Thornwood.
More range could be good again.
Maybe Lantern for my caster.
Right, and start getting some chain lightning going.
Ugh!
the goggles fine if my archer looks so goofy man
Why so bitchy today?
Bitchy?
Not bitchy.
I'm whiny.
You're tanking?
I mean, I was back up, standing right here.
I just don't really want to move.
I don't want to risk getting cannonballed and throw the run.
i think i'd have to give up my quiver
i don't think
i don't think it's worth it
even though it's like poison and i have a poison bow i i i don't think it's
i don't think it's worth it
for the other archer
motherfucker
let's re-roll the other two
more goggles
okay we'll try it
we thought let's just see how this goes
i don't know
it feels the same doesn't it
what's the quiver doing here
It makes the arrows fly back, right?
Like, it's a big deal.
I don't know, I feel like I just won.
The game's kind of over.
But I guess I'll just put a quiver here,
because, like, at that point,
might as well get some use.
Or I can re-roll the poison.
Well, I gotta get that quiver unequipped.
I can't un-equip it unless I put something else on now.
Uh, let's re-roll.
Get attack speed maybe?
Fuck.
Thorne Woodbow?
I already have one of those.
Hmm.
Dammit!
Moys and bottles aren't working on air, I see that.
Another windbane?
Bucket, more knockback.
Let's lock the lightning crown.
We're going to give that there.
by the right rear and re-roll it? No, because I'm gonna get that flask soon.
As soon as I find an accessory, I think this spyglass would do it, actually.
Fuck, what exactly is gonna take off the...
the off hand?
Maybe not, I need an off hand.
Hmm.
I wish I could why can I not unequip this fucking quiver from that person
I think I actually locked this bow, because then I can combine these two wooden bows.
It gives me a green.
put this helmet on, bang.
I don't think I care about the spyglass, I don't know why I was saving that.
I need nine more gold, I can re-roll a green.
Okie dokie archokie, compound bow, ok, steel crossbow, wolf spike, spike shield, shield
could be a big play actually.
Another poison bottle, emerald ring, compound.
Here's another quiver.
Plus 30, 10.
Why was it blue and now it's green?
I don't get that, but alright.
I'm gonna re-roll this poison bottle now.
Sure.
I'm gonna speed it up.
I think I won.
I probably want to get my tanks a little tankier just in case some bullshit happens, but overall...
Buy that ring buy another ham buy that whatever bullshit have a lot of money
If I can go by that tome, 600 gold, piercing arrow, wizard hat, uh, Hennekel, sure.
shield that's huge I needed that big wand of sparking massive huh wait he's
moving no attack me I died oh my god this is bad I gotta slow down I'm gonna
slow down I got slowed down fuck
Pause the game. I got a lot of money to spend here.
Okay shoot me, shoot me, hello, NOOOOOO!
They're all dead again.
Hello?
Oh my god it's cooked.
It's never been more cooked either.
Damage please.
Damn blasting. He's half. Let's get to make sure I don't lose my units.
Need his ass! Come on!
Blasting? I got him.
Oh!
That was way closer than it needed to be.
Ooh, an emerald bow!
Ooh, a burning sword!
You can have that, dog.
Have we got a burning man? Oh, good
Okay, well, uh, I will say my lightning wizards
Didn't feel that strong
Their best weapon is a white. I
Think we need more items in the game. Maybe they're not unlocked yet, but uh
Didn't invest in them dude, there's no weapons for them
Like there's not all the blue weapons were like emerald bow or wolf's bane or I
Don't know so basically I don't think building damage on these guys is worth it
The weapon upgrades I had two white wands of lightning and they would not combine
So
No, it's fucked
Now turning them into banner bitches is a play.
I can definitely be doing that.
Insane banner mains down here now
Projectiles now also split every time they pierce or chain that's a massive node to get
I think we grabbed that.
Dodge chance.
Armor pierce, bleeds.
Burn damage, dot damage.
Burns deal double damage.
Enemies affected by burns run twice as fast.
Interesting.
hmm master of dots you'll see if it wasn't worth less damage but you'll get more time
effects still 100% more I could do like a dot build how much do I have two points left
I think I'm done.
I think that's pretty much it.
I got to make my tanks a little tankier for sure, that as well.
Three points to spend.
Hmm.
Hmm...
I don't really care too much for the rest.
All right, mission.
Oh, we're on the next map.
Okay.
Ice map.
I don't know why, but dots are my favorite build in the game.
Dots are damage for patient people.
Wand of sparking.
Silver crown.
All that sucks.
That's a re-roll.
No greens.
no greens, reroll, executioners hood, I don't really have upgraded bleeds so I
don't think I like that, reroll, ice arrow on an ice map, and Emerald Ring,
Cold damage plus 10 and chill effect plus 10 percent. Interesting combo here.
Well, here's my here's my thing now, right?
I see they're coming from up here and down here the only I
Don't really have much of a fuck zone. I have to actually split
Maybe if I put an archer here
If I can up his range also do you think they're gonna have like frost reduction
the middle no I think no matter what they're actually I'm not sure like they're
there really needs to be like a red line to show the path that each of them are
gonna be taking huh
start the game and reset but I kind of like my frosts bullshit that I have right I've
got me an ice arrow an emerald ring with frost damage on it I mean this guy is pumping
Hmm.
I'm thinking I do a split here.
I actually think I split into two different groups.
All right, three on each side.
That'll have to work.
I really need to start gearing up my bottom side though.
Let's get that crossbow.
Maybe crossbow's good here.
trees block LOS that Archer loses half of its circle but like I can't shoot here
anyway so just as soon as they get here I'm good right
I think the cross was more range.
I think so.
Range plus 72.
No, it's less range.
But that's fine.
We're going to buy a ham.
Damage and attack speed.
up there, wand of sparking, I'm not, I'm just healing, so fuck that.
Alright, I'm broke, let's send it, let's see how hard this is.
What happens if I get close?
Noted.
why am I frozen what is this okay minus like fucking eight lives but whatever
Life's hard I guess.
Can you heal? Thank you.
Compound bow, physical damage, he's multiple arrows.
A ghillie suit for 500? Are we trolling right now?
It's gotta be a compound bow angle for sure.
Let's lock that.
Very fast kamikaze bomber explodes in any icy mist on impact.
Or in an icy mist.
Okay, love that for me.
I died. I'm bad.
Shit.
Minus two. I can't get down there.
I want that bow
Nice
I mean, I'm just gonna lose I actually just lose here why is this boss moving out what
What is happening?
What?
You hit him because I hit him?
Alright, well that's a restart.
How did I hit him?
Ruby necklace, fire damage, burn chance, burn duration.
I did not hit her.
Fuck!
Uhhhh...
Okay, windbane I guess, we'll buy that.
I'm gonna buy this neck, I'm gonna re-roll it for something else.
Maybe a spike shield?
Maybe I just get a real tanky tank man
Yeah, fuck it or a banner as you buffed them up you're fucking right
You're fucking right I think I should get a banner here damage or healing though
or do I get a weapon I mean maybe the banner not yet I don't have enough units for a banner
to be valuable
I also think Melee in the bottom X is better.
Let me see what you mean.
I think I just need to back up.
Like I need to go here and I need to go here.
Fuck up there.
Waste of my damn time.
Um.
the
All right, I'm going to go.
fucking quiver screw it so what is the path thing these guys go down here okay
tell me if this is correct maybe some of y'all were watching and ooh look at that
burning sword the fuck all of my money okay tell me if this is correct from
In this- this lane, they go down, they loop, and they go down here like this?
Is that correct?
Or do they loop and go down here like that?
Okay, the first one was right, fuck.
Okay, that griefs me a bit then.
Are we sure about that actually?
Because what will be the point of this entire lane then?
Because in that case they go up
They just leave and these guys they loop and they just go down. I think it's a bit of both
Yeah, I think it is a bit of both all right well before I can buy the sword I got to buy units
Not really much to it
We're gonna put a tank there. We're gonna put a tank there. Those are two big-ass spots. I got a guard there
Let's put an archer. I think I'm gonna like
I mean that's fine archer there
You got to actually prefer around here
Doesn't really matter. Archer, I now need to get a healer.
Kind of want everyone in range.
Stump archers on the bottom. I don't like the stump, man.
Fuck the stump. Straight up.
I'm ignoring it.
give the archer some distance so it doesn't get frozen I don't think that
matters that right some seems nice no it doesn't all of it seems like shit all
of it's just gonna accidentally pull the boss
God damn it. I gotta pick this bitch up
Yeah, that's fine
That's fine
That's fine I cannot afford that I will lock it though
Yeah, through the trees, LOS, the boss, I don't think that matters. Let's go.
Okay, pause the game, 672 fuck, resume.
Oh, this doesn't feel smart. I'm losing lives. Okay, reset. I got greedy. God damn it. Okay,
let me do the same setup. I'll put a guy there, guy there. Healer behind. Healer behind.
EPS
EPS store
Trash re-roll
Trash
War banner
Ugh, okay night helm
436 gold
Fuck it
Look at a long bow as well
We'll put a shield on this guy.
Alright.
Try again.
I really just need my tanks to survive.
I don't know how many just got through.
a decent amount
Kate losing lives like crazy
give him health too
Okay, speed it up.
Good news is my tank is actually holding strong here.
Let's give him a shield.
It's a shitty one, but it's a shield.
speed attack, speed true damage, I mean, I'm gonna fuckin' get campfire.
Like, do I suck?
I mean, no bullshit.
I know I may be making some mistakes, but do I just suck ass?
I- I feel like I don't!
Sure some here and there, but like this is hard, maybe I'm underleveled?
Holy fuck, let's do some items here, god damn.
Uh, re-roll that, re-roll that.
XP gain?
Honestly, more campfire.
I'm just a big fan of being able to heal here.
Um, pause, let's re-roll.
Ice arrow. Pause the game.
Oh, there's also a chest there. Fuck. I'm gonna go grab that.
We're gonna upgrade my shield.
Wand. Let's upgrade the healing over there. Why not?
Poison bottle. How about combine the bow?
That's a good idea. You're smart.
I don't know how you got so smart.
Cool down attack speed, I think it might be a ghillie suit angle.
I just don't like crossbows, I think they're stupid.
Fuck the windbane.
Ooooo.
Okay, we got an emerald bow.
Or a night helm.
I think it's got to be an emerald bow angle
Yeah, it's it's just too gosh darn good
We'll throw it over there and we'll upgrade their bow
But I need to be standing by my peeps
Hey, we're standing over here now. Also, I got a chest fuck
health banner is a definite play I think let's re-roll stuff re-roll that re-roll that trash
trash health banner it is
looks like I'm lacking damage on the left side which is a little awkward
uh hello and the right side can we relax
shit pause the game 300 gold
let's buy the cape
fuck
I guess that's that need more units I think I do I think I'm getting to about
that point another archer yeah I'm just gonna have to take some lives
I'm getting fucking owned.
I don't think that matters.
They're just flying right past me.
I need another archer, ASAP.
Bring him in.
Let him blast.
Actually, you know what?
Pick his ass up.
Drop his ass.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
I've only got three lives left.
I gotta actually pump here.
That's crazy.
Okay, I'm gonna pick this archer up.
Oh my god, I lose, I lose, I lose.
I keep getting fucking frozen.
Game.
So what happens when this tree is at zero?
I get- ooooh, that's what this path is for. Maybe they start cross- no?
This just seems impot- like I actually feel like I'm under leveled.
I have five skill tree points. What do I use? Like fuck the banner maybe?
Huh.
You can ignore the bottom right and stack the loop. Yeah, but how do you get all the stars though?
Maybe I try and go a burn build and I just push for burn items or poison
Hmm
You challenge mode for XP. Yeah, I'm very underleveled
like rangers plays alone deal 20% more damage I don't think I can utilize that
very well I really don't this is good attack speed 8% physical damage plus
six armor pierce maybe fuck the stump fuck the pierce count and I just start
going down this tree over here
burns deal double damage but enemies affected by your burns run twice as fast
I mean do I want to do that
I'd really love to get the burn damage down there look at that even more burn damage
hmm yeah I guess it's good if I as long as I have a tank who's actually holding them
there. I think it's fine.
They're gonna say fuck all that. It's a lot of points I put in over there that I don't think I care about.
So we're gonna drop all that.
Fire damage, fire damage, fire damage, fire damage, fire damage.
I mean fuck it, let's try it.
Missions.
So I have to get fired in.
I mean, I am committed to it.
Like here's a compound bow, but maybe I buy this?
I definitely need to get a shield.
If it comes down to it, I can re-roll the compound bow.
Alright.
Fuck it. There's my three units. Let's re-roll. Burning Arrow. Excellent. I'm gonna re-roll
this compound bow. Another burning arrow. Is there a burning bow? Does that exist? Or
Or do I just take a ruby necklace?
I don't think, now that I think about it, I don't think there is a burning bow.
It's only the burning sword, right?
Shit.
I mean I can take another burning arrow for my left side.
I really need to upgrade their weapons though I wonder if the pull of fire when touch or
walking over it makes them burn I don't I don't know the same feeling too good bucket here
Here we go.
Okay there's some damage happening, but they're about to start sprinting.
My tank is dead.
Not happy about this.
I'm losing lives in the south, right?
Okay, upgrading the bows there.
Upgrade the heal wand, bleed chance, fuck man it needs more weapons in the game I swear
to god.
of healing. We'll lock the longbow.
ball projectiles bounce off of obstacles another burning arrow how does that work hmm yeah maybe
Maybe I put an archer in the top- I don't- first of all, I can't put archers on the
stumps anymore.
I don't have that talented.
But maybe I buy another burning arrow and I just throw it on another archer and I throw
the archer in the top.
Lifetime plus arrow speeds with bouncing ball.
Let's re-roll this stuff and see what I get.
try bouncy ball. Okay, I'm just gonna equip it here. Let's just see what happens. I don't
get what that does. They bounce off of obstacles. I feel like that does nothing.
Helm. Bleed. Multivision goggles. I think I take the goggles here. Or a night helm
so I can be tanky. I think I take a night helm. I gotta get tankier so I can actually
hold them and let them burn. Like the burn is doing work. I just need them to not move.
Look at that look at that that's pretty good
Upgrade the bow short bow fuck
Oh, we got flying enemies wait that's gonna cuck me
Got a war banner quiver locking that maybe it helps I don't know
Oh shit, oh, I just grieved
I think I'm fine.
Okay, I'm not.
It's blast over here.
I'm struggling to kill those guys.
I'm building another archer.
lives I can't kill him I don't have the damage fires doing nothing here one life
left and it's gone oh it's not gone so alive
fuck it's gone fuck
and
I think my tank died over here.
That's very much not ideal.
They need to go over on this side.
And I'm about to lose another- it's at zero already, so what do they just turn around?
God, what the fuck?
What?
What is this?
I mean, I lose.
What?
I have to be underleveled. You can't change my mind. I have to be.
Sack the right tree and focus mid? I think the banners are just not worth it.
I'm sacking all these banner points. They are trash.
I mean, what else can I even go for though?
Archer Stump.
would that have saved me there I died to the left side the bottom left side the
bottom left side I wouldn't even have a stump there so I lose regardless even
with this this could be good master of dots hit steal
50% less damage but deal over or damage over time effects deal 100% more what I
What I want to know is, does this effect only my archer?
Considering it's like on the archer tree, I feel like it does, right?
So the flaming sword is trash.
I mean, here's Master of Dots down here.
Leading enemies that die explode
dealing terms of their maximum life as true damage?
Huh.
Oh my god.
Maybe I try bleed, you know.
I'm trying to think though, because if I do bleed, my bleed is cool and all, but that
means they have to be in melee, which means they'll be tanking, which means they'll die.
Oh
Let's do bleed
I'm thinking there are any other bleed upgrades for this class bleed damage plus 10
Bleed duration minus 50% but bleed damage plus 100
It's also towards the stump, so let's drop all this fire bullshit
Fuck that fuck that
Okay and then we're gonna go up this way we get the stump you keep going up lead damage
plus 10 love that for me damage plus 10% is good too
I feel like that's good to have, and then bang.
That looks good.
That's a lot of bleed.
I mean I can't get more bleed heavy than this.
Smacks that out.
Oh wait, I need bleed chance to proc, there we go.
Put that there.
Yeah.
Is this a Quinn build?
I don't know, is it?
I'm trying, dude, it's hard.
Alright.
Well, now I can stump up, so let's put a stump fuck here.
Executioner's hood.
Okay.
Immediately buying that, equipping it.
Good start.
Problem is, how do I apply Bleeds as ranged?
I would need some type of Bleed weapon, but I don't know if there is one.
Huh.
By the Serrated Arrows, good one.
Doesn't the hood give Bleed?
Bleed? I mean, it gives me Bleed ch- How does Bleed work?
Right?
I don't know how Bleed works.
Is it just every single class has a chance to bleed with every single attack?
You have a small chance already? Okay.
Maybe I do. Hold on.
You're fucking right. 52% chance. You're right.
I have a bleed- I have a bleed chance. We're good.
I'm glad I can see the stats on the right here.
So we'll leave him there.
He's gonna be cooking, doing his job, applying bleeds to that top row.
Um...
Now the question is
Like I can put another archer here for even more bleed
But all I'm doing is bolstering the lane that I'm not gonna be struggling with so I don't think I fuck with that stump yet
Actually now that I think about it
Yeah, I always leave that there. So for now, let's put a tank here like I had before put a tank
What if I take I can't take here because I'll aggro this dude fuck never mind I gotta go here and I definitely need a healer
Same shit. Can't really change much there
To me lift this bitch
I like it when she goes there right behind him
Sure archer there
We'll change stumb archer priority to apply debuffs I
Don't think I can
hmm maybe I should have it always attack the furthest away that way it's more
than likely going it's going to attack a new unit every attack which is going to
probably spread more bleed right
or closest would work too but yeah
hmm
Definitely gonna want to get a shield
Fuck it buy the ham to
No upgrade there bow damage cool down sword
Yeah, reroll that I
Don't want lightning damage. I don't want to meet reroll again trash
Okay, we'll upgrade both their swords.
Maybe a wand of healing.
And then we'll just upgrade the wand over there, wooden wand, yeah, that works.
I'm gonna put another archer down here.
I think I'm gonna want it.
So I'll just do it early.
Alright.
One more re-roll.
Uhhhh...
It is Bleed, however...
Maybe I could give the rapier to one of my archers.
And say fuck it.
Just melee.
right I mean it's right yeah refuses to stump puts archer on second lane we
want to do why would I put an archer on the stump over there
let's go
Put the whole party there.
Uh, well, as you can see, I just let my tank die, so.
Not feeling it.
I'm already fucked.
Hmm.
Oh, I lost a lot of lives there.
Love that for me.
I'm going to take it, I'm going to re-roll it, fuck you.
Ah, physical damage, right? Bleed damage.
Maybe a Quiver?
Or a new bow for the top guy. It's one of the other.
It's gotta be, or a Spike Shield.
Windblade is super strong on this map, is it?
I mean this would be great for bleed, sure
But remember my melee guys don't do any damage
There's just tanks
I'm gonna go quiver and I'm gonna put that up here
And it doesn't feel like it's doing shit
I guess the wind one yeah maybe the wind could be good because it knocks them back and then
When they walk forward and they take bonus damage, kind of, I can see that.
Hmm.
Well, there's Windbane right there.
poison bottle could be good for the top person just put poison on him and bleed
I'm gonna go win bane oh shit I guys gonna die down here then you lose quiver yeah I
I do. This guy can't see shit. I'm not shooting these selfies.
Oh god
I'm dead minus three I gotta re-roll more
I'm just fucking dead, I can't grab that crown, there we go.
not burning sword split count plus three what's gonna do better for the bleed of
application at the top. I'm thinking it might be the crossbow.
See, let's take a crossbow, screw it.
Okay.
I'm about to lose so many lives.
of
the
death
of
I'm losing lives over it's it's over so it's over so
Now I'm dead over here to this blue fuck whatever's going on. I don't know
500 gold, I got a positive game. What do I do?
Burning arrow, trash, damage, cooldown reduction. I guess CD reduction can be nice.
Short bow. I don't know who that would go on.
More units? Yeah, I'm thinking so too. Let's get another tank.
I think.
Yeah.
Does it matter?
It ain't feelin' like it does.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is this?
I'm just buying things randomly, I- I lose.
Dude.
Reset all my talents.
I'm gonna just- I'm upgrading my tanks.
I'm going deep melee.
Fuck.
Cause I actually have a melee weapon.
That can do bleed and fire.
Armor pierce has to be good
You don't build enough units sure, but I still think I lose I
Don't think with that build it was winnable in any shape or form. I really don't
I don't know if I care about lingering wounds considering I'm going to be doing melee damage,
but I will take that.
I'm actually going to make no archers the whole game.
Zero.
Worthless trash.
Range plus 8 is big considering I'm only going to have melee.
Hmm.
All bleed.
Oh my god, they can't attack flying enemies.
You're so right. Oh my god.
Oh, how do I do this?
Is it a poison angle? Because at least I have a poison bow that's available.
the
there's not a lot of poison talents the only thing I see is maybe like
here master of dots in general
Well, I need to have a tank. I need to be able to, you know, taunt motherfuckers.
I'm looking for, like, taunting more units, I guess.
Hmm. There are poison.
Uh, where? Where's the poison tree?
Cause I don't see it.
Oh, here we go. Poison chance, there's one.
You're right. Here it is.
You're right, it kind of blended in.
Alright, projectiles have minus 20% AOE at the start of their movement.
increasing up to plus 50% AOE as projectile travels further. I don't know
how much I care about that. You can get nodes multiple times, I'm aware, but I
think it's more important to get the the big things. My healing power plus 20%,
It's so cheap that I just I need to get that
Target count plus two that seems insane might as well get that too
I'm gonna max that out max that out maxed
Uh, range increase I think could be really good.
Hmm, it's really good healing up there too.
plus 20 ability duration. There's a lot of good healing up there.
I can also just get like block chance and stuff.
If I can keep these guys alive, you know, they'll live. There's more poison top left. Where?
Oh my god, fuck, you're right. Shit.
All right.
Let's go. I mean round round two I need to get a poison bow instantly. Reroll, reroll,
reroll, reroll. I think I'm gonna take the poison bottle. I don't have stump by the way,
I cannot put these guys on a stump or maybe I just go right here ooh that's
sneaky I'll be fucking dotting each lane
that LOS doesn't matter no it's fine
Hmm
It'll be nice to have that lone Ranger buff will be nice to have the stump buff too, but you know I start
Plus 40 gold to reroll
Okay, so poison does 40% of the initial hit, so I need to get big hard-hitting shit.
I guess honestly the poison bow is still gonna be my best.
I don't know if I want to re-roll this stuff.
I do.
I did it.
Range plus 5%.
Nah.
Poison bottle.
We're throwing that up here on this guy.
Grats, gamer.
Yeah, let's put the ham in the cauldron.
It's green.
So maybe I get...
What I want?
Okay, I guess a poison bottle.
I think it's got to be a po- compound bow, thornwood.
Hmm, ghillie suit can be pretty good too, but poison bottle solid.
Steel sword.
No.
Fuck you.
No, fuck you.
That's a lot of money I'm spending on re-rolling right now.
I don't like that. I think what I do is I actually just buy another archer.
On each side.
Alright, let's go.
Okay, Poison's doing some damn here, however my tank is dying.
Not ideal.
getting cooked over here I could use my orn- I should use my ornages
re-roll burning arrow you'll gross yuck
buy a shield
by a shield. Let's upgrade the bow up there. I'm broke.
Look at that! Poison's doing some work in there!
I said it, I don't need to heal him. He's actually tanking.
He's surviving that.
War banner, cold damage, eugh.
I don't like these.
Compound bow, eh.
Thornwood, eh.
God damn it.
I mean, I guess I'll take one of these bows.
Split count plus 3, range plus 76, every 8th attack.
I think I like Thornwood more.
Yeah.
yeah
put that over there for now
re-roll that lantern then Drin could be good
Demon helm health better wolf spite re-roll compound again demon helm re-roll rapier trash
Oh, compound bow for sure I guess, we'll buy this, combine that, big bow, lantern.
I'm not really gonna have a lot of fun with a lantern I don't think, but I'm gonna buy
it just because I can re-roll it.
banner can be big bouncy ball? I still don't see bouncy ball doing well.
And fortunately I didn't get to dot any of these flying mobs.
Okay, so far it's actually looking alright.
Damage and cooldown time.
I kind of like CD reduction on my healers.
Also that cape would upgrade.
We're cutting it real close here.
Big ghillie suit, massive upgrades, re-roll that, burning sword is fucking stupid, my
tank died, but maybe I'll be fine, I don't think I need him for flying.
Yeah, this tank is horribly, it has a wooden shield and nothing else.
How many lives? 9, 20?
More units?
Uh, yeah.
I'm getting owned by the Southeast for sure, I'm frozen.
I'm gonna lose my bottom right tree.
I can't fucking place these guys anywhere.
Fuck it.
Another guy.
Big damage there.
I gotta pause the game.
Let's reroll.
Another poison bottle.
Fucking alright.
I feel weak on this side.
Let's just put a poison bottle on this bitch.
Wand of healing, let's upgrade her wand.
Which means we can upgrade her wand.
I'm broke.
Hopefully that's enough.
it's I don't think it is this random freeze is so brutal and yeah I don't I
really get kind of cooked by having a defense position right here like I need
to move it up somewhere maybe by this stump yeah I definitely should move to
this stump and say fuck this area
I mean everyone's dead.
Another poison bottle.
one. Let's lock and let's re-roll. Maybe I get something more expensive and better.
Thank you. Alright. Maybe this is it. Maybe. Omega Poison Archer. I can't make him better
than that. Converts all damage to poison damage, roots nearby enemies, poison, what does the
campfire do? Maybe that makes you immune to the AOE 3s that's going on. But again, if
If I put a mob here, I guess I can L.O.S.
Maybe.
I don't have the stump buff so I'm not gonna really bother with that.
I'm thinking about just double tanking.
Just double tank it.
All right, okay, let's just look at the work that the poison is doing right now.
It's having a really good time.
I'm frozen.
I can't fucking do anything.
Still frozen.
one life I guess. Range, attack, speed. Health, plus two. I think everything's fine. Okay,
Okay, we can get a shield there, that's good.
Can upgrade the wand over here, that's fine.
Respec all your points to archers.
Didn't I do that?
Damn near.
I need to give this bitch, uh, what is it, stealth seeing.
I think it's gotta be a spike shield angle.
Yeah. Spike shield for sure. Throw that over there.
Spyglass. Yeah, but it takes off the poison. I need the goggles, not the trinket.
Stop right, alright, hang on.
Wand of healing.
I think we buy that.
Shitty shield.
Buy that.
Grab this chest.
Mmmmm.
Windbane can be decent, but not worth it.
Fuck it, re-roll all of it.
Steel crossbow.
I don't care about their damage, I really don't.
I'm thinking it's a re-roll.
Seal crossbow, send it in here.
Any poison bows?
No.
No poison bows.
That sucks.
maybe health banner goggles are they in here I'll see the goggles oh no that's
not the goggles oh there they are you're right yeah we need that bang you're
All right, perfect call.
All right, my tank died up here, not ideal.
Okay, those don't do any damage to flying, so.
But I'm actually so fucked.
Oh my god, okay, I teleported him back. Maybe I can blast now. I don't know.
Oh, I'm so- oh, okay, pause the game. Pause the game. What do I need? Because I- I- I need
something here. I don't know what. Stump hits top and bottom. That's fucking great,
Uzbekhi, you dumb fuck. I don't have the talent point.
Yes, that'd be fucking phenomenal.
Hmm.
I'm not feeling comfortable anywhere.
I'm fucked east side.
I feel like I'm gonna get omega gigafucked bottom left.
So many flying units coming in.
What boat does this bitch have? Of course.
Re-roll, I need a bow.
Short bow?
That'll have to work.
Holy fuck.
Reroll again.
Give me something, please.
I- screw it.
Let's go.
Here we go.
Can I kill any of these flying guys?
There's no way.
I take some damage.
Nah, that shit is- they're gone.
I killed this guy.
Nice, plus one life.
The camera's kinda covering shit, but whatever.
I can't kill him.
Alright, minus one, two, three.
I don't know how many lives it is, but it ain't a small amount.
Oh, I'm also fucked there.
I'm fucked- dude, I'm actually so overwhelmed.
Wait a short bow, turn into a compound bow, that's nice.
How do I make the poison bow?
Can I make the poison bow?
Is it compound plus compound maybe?
I think we're good.
Can I hit the guy that has one HP please?
Thank you.
Nice, got him.
I can actually dodge this guy's attack.
Nice, we're good, plus one life.
Okay, that's a lot of AOE.
How much money do I have?
Pause the game again.
Pull damage effect, some bullshit.
I'm gonna buy some health on you re-roll that
I'm gonna buy another tank
No, I already have a tank here don't I have two tanks the fuck
Another archer I guess
4 healer. Yeah! More healers too. I'm with that.
Okay, let's go.
Minus one.
Can you outheal their damage?
I didn't feel like it, I really didn't.
Okay, so this archer is immune to the freeze.
So there IS a spot where you're immune.
Oh!
They just blasted all my guys.
All my tanks just died instantly.
There is no surviving that.
What the fuck?!
Oh my god.
Okay.
And I'm dead.
This is round 6 out of 12.
Not even fucking anywhere yet.
Poison bottle?
Okay, grabbing that, I guess.
I'm dead again.
Can you grind out lower levels?
I'm thinking that's what I need to do.
I really am.
Can I attack this person?
Hello.
Are they fucking invisible?
Oh great, I shouldn't have walked in.
I just killed a guy.
Why do they not fucking take any damage?
very hard to see okay I need self-detection on everybody to hit those
those fucks. Healing wand.
It's a spike shield. I'm gonna buy that.
Oh, great. I killed my fucking team again.
I'm gonna buy a Gladius and re-roll it.
Speed it up.
Any goggles?
multi-vision goggles
So wait this guy's gonna come through though, but this is actually cooked
I am not gonna be able to do shit
Okay, one down, maybe?
Kiting this dude? Oh, fuck this. No, that's okay. They're fine, fine. Get over here. Blast him!
about a banner surely that was worth it this guy stuck down oh no he's not
Okay, pause the game, I got a spin here.
My whole team in the top right is fucking dead.
Bouncy ball. I just don't know what that does.
Okay, another spike shield. It bounces, thank you.
I'm riding that down.
I could really use another goddamn poison bow like the one in my top has
Damage minus cooldown time. I mean, that's ideal
Compound bow. No, it doesn't combine
Nicholas
Okay, Resume, Okay, a lot of dudes are on their way, I'm gonna have to kite the fuck out of
of them all fuck I went in I think I'm okay
who is this guy oh shit fuck they pause the game again oh a war banner I mean
I quiver that's big okay great new enemy awesome very tough lawyers that can
regenerate health fucking phenomenal a giant goal of pure ice almost nothing can hurt this
monstrosity other than fire poison maybe still hurts it has no poisons fine I think but it
It has to be poisoned. I don't know which route it's going to be going here.
Okay, we're good.
What the fuck are these guys?
With their frozen and razor sharp teeth, these bees bring an ice cold death to even the toughest
of warriors?
What?!
Dude!
Everyone's dead!
The boss is moving!
How- what is this- what is the scaling of this?
No attack? Oh my god.
Hey!
I'm dead.
What do I do?
Motherfuck!
It is fucking absolutely crazy.
I gotta make my tanks tankier.
I swear to God.
6% block chance.
Yes, I'll take that armor.
Max that out.
Max HP, damage reflected, magic resist.
Armor.
We'll get big armor there.
Reduced revive time could be a play.
I mean, I'd also love to get this stump.
That'd be nice.
Also Lone Ranger would be nice.
Holy fuck, all that would be huge.
Okay, fuck all that healing power.
Screw you.
I need nine more points.
Strap that, drop that, bang bang, worth it.
Uh, I need two points and I can get Rangers Place alone, or stronger.
I fucked the reflect.
I mean, I guess.
I'm going to a different map.
I'm not doing that yet, like I'm actually going to go back here and I'm just going to try challenge.
Leaderboard, even though I can't really compete because I don't have all the talent points.
Said that two hours ago.
Six or seven.
What are these garbanzo items?
I'm just gonna save scum this shit so I get what I fucking want
Huh. Okay, how does this work? Cause I know this is like the most expensive item I've
seen. Projectile count plus one. Isn't it a main handed weapon though? You can cauldron
it you're fucking right I can oh look at that emerald bow yep you're right that's
what I'll do then
same build everyone I'm poison build it's my talents it's what I'm spec'd for
I didn't mean to- ooh, Nighthound, we buy that.
X is too close to this I think.
Alright I have a character.
Oh!
I gotta slow the game down hang on I'm about to lose health
Okay, I'm back in action we're good
Baby
Yeah, we're good
Re-roll
436 for the helmet I'm almost there a little bit more
Okay
Don't you want your archer on the furthest so they poison for longer
What do you mean?
Are you shooting?
Oh, you mean...
Well, I was thinking closest is ideal because I guess you're right for this.
I was thinking closest because then it's shooting the guys that are actually about to get through,
but I think you're right.
This is fine.
Man, you changed.
Everyone says that.
Time is the old soda, the pink hair soda, the always having fun soda, the gay soda.
Unlucky man.
Find a bridge.
I need a shield.
Speed it up.
see how far challenge mode goes I'm sure it's gonna be like get to a point where
it's just stupid like impossible but it should in challenge mode
I guess I should buy this and then re-roll it, right?
I can get another poison bow.
Let's save up.
Yeah, I can put a poison archer over here.
another okay maybe I just buy the demon helm and then re-roll it here we go okay
grab the bow excellent put that there bang
The next thing I want to do is I want to lift this fuck.
I want both these guys tanking like that.
She can be a little further out.
There we go.
Ghillie suit.
Maybe I want to get the stealth detection.
Health banner could be good here.
Yeah, I guess health banner for my uh, wizard bitch.
Yeah, our units have poison chance even with base weapon.
I guess, but I feel like it's really good to have Emerald though in general.
I have like plus poison damage all together and all damage is converted to poison, right?
And yeah, I'm just gonna buy another every time I can make one of those bows. I'm gonna make another archer
Let's speed it up
But where do I want this archer
I have no idea actually right here is not bad wait a minute there you go that that works
There's a fucking stump right there. You're right. Shit, maybe I should have done that.
Wait, they died. How'd they die? What?
Hmm.
Okay, this guy needs a healer with him.
That's why.
Are you in range?
Are you not L.O.S.ing?
What?
Okay, that's going to fuck him up, my bad.
Oh, that's going to cook him.
I messed up.
I wanted to move the archer but it's kind of fucked here.
I don't know if I can put him on the stump. It's cooked. It's so cooked.
I need to rezz- pick him up as soon as he gets up.
Oh fuck.
Oh no.
HUUUUUGH!
I can't get him.
I'm fucking up so hard.
I just gotta put a different archer down.
Actually that archer still gets blasted by the cannons.
Oh, but I'm killing the cannons.
But I can make him tank.
Oh, maybe not.
Now you're dead.
We're all dead.
I would love to be alive so I can...
Oh, there's still dead.
That fucking dammit.
at least I'm holding the line on the left side like I'm I'm throwing but it
doesn't matter that's nice I guess
I'm trying to save this archer their bow
Hey, maybe they're good there
That archers fucked I can't do anything about that guy
How are they hitting me? Oh now he's moving. I'm dead. Oh
My whole team's dead actually. Oh, it's over. Maybe unless they rise soon
I'm dead.
I'm throwing.
Oh god, I'm dumb.
Kill the fucking catapult, please.
Can I go up there and maybe shoot the fucking catapult, make him hit himself? No, I can't.
It's almost dead, 1,000 HP that's it.
dead all right catapults done still has another catapult there though let's
Let's re-roll this, see what I get.
No blues, which is cringe.
Poison bottle?
I'll take a poison bottle, actually.
Oh, whoops.
Zero
Wait, I just realized my actual DPS is dying over here. I need them to rest sir please
Okay, he dies, that's fine
Compound bow wolf spite
Hey, this guy is not dying
Can you take damage you freak?
Uh-oh
Oh, they got TP back
Let's upgrade the melee weapon on these guys quivers huge
Where is he? Wait, is he full health? What is happening? He's what?
Quiver on you
I don't know where he's going. Maybe I can taunt him a little bit.
Pentacle angle.
I'm dead. Oh, I live. Sir, please. Okay, he's going to walk through. I think I just lose.
I'm dead. Didn't I beat this last time? What's different?
Challenge mode?
I thought challenge mode would be endless.
I guess she says more health.
I lose.
Yeah.
Alright.
Unfortunate.
My build is diff.
That is true.
It is.
Well, I got 16 points out of that.
Um...
Hmm.
You know what?
I think I'm going to Alt F4 for now.
Dev, if you're listening, I love your game, but you need more weapons.
I feel like there's not a lot of weapon options.
If you have more of that, that would immensely improve the game.
I
GGs do some eugenics have not played this before
Hey $30 oh my goodness
I
Downloading new genics crazy stuff. Could you play warcraft 3 I could I could save new genics for tomorrow
I could be one of those days.
Yeah, I'll be doing me genetics tomorrow
I'm gonna download it, but I'm gonna end there cuz I'm actually a little tired. I think that's pretty much it
Anyways, tomorrow, big mugenics day, so GGs, I'm gonna get off for today, a little shorter
stream because I feel like shit.