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Fuck these stupid"}, {"start": 294.72, "end": 307.8, "text": " shit games today I get to play fun games yeah I said it so I'm gonna play"}, {"start": 307.8, "end": 313.0, "text": " Okan tower that's what I'm gonna do maybe some backpack battles maybe a little"}, {"start": 313.0, "end": 318.36, "text": " bit of warcraft 3 there's also of heroes of might and magic new game Viki's"}, {"start": 318.36, "end": 325.36, "text": " telling me I would really like. Excellent. Love that for me."}, {"start": 329.36, "end": 335.36, "text": " Divinity? Absolutely not. I think she's playing Final Fantasy right now."}, {"start": 335.36, "end": 340.36, "text": " Which apparently it's got some really good patch or something going on."}, {"start": 340.36, "end": 345.36, "text": " Final Fantasy players are eating good right now. I don't know."}, {"start": 348.36, "end": 350.92, "text": " No drain, Sam. I hate you for that. I hate you more."}, {"start": 354.2, "end": 357.0, "text": " Did not give up on the video. No, we're just not playing it right now. I'm streaming."}, {"start": 359.48, "end": 366.68, "text": " Hold on. Where is my thing? So nothing different from every other stream."}, {"start": 366.68, "end": 372.52000000000004, "text": " Bitch, I didn't play any of these games yesterday. I played Content King. I did 6-7.com."}, {"start": 372.52, "end": 374.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 374.79999999999995, "end": 380.24, "text": " Mogul dot com with fuck up warming my shit bro. What is it called worm simulator?"}, {"start": 381.4, "end": 383.4, "text": " Don't go there with me"}, {"start": 385.28, "end": 388.21999999999997, "text": " Especially not the day after I played that trash there it is"}, {"start": 389.88, "end": 394.08, "text": " So is my mouse plugged in already hang on. Oh it is we're good"}, {"start": 395.64, "end": 399.96, "text": " All right, but I want to start with ok and whatever the fuck because I played that on"}, {"start": 399.96000000000004, "end": 405.68000000000006, "text": " on Friday, and I really fucking wanted to play it on Saturday."}, {"start": 405.68000000000006, "end": 406.92, "text": " But Vulp's wouldn't let me."}, {"start": 406.92, "end": 407.92, "text": " He held me at gunpoint."}, {"start": 409.64000000000004, "end": 410.44000000000005, "text": " But now I'm free."}, {"start": 413.08000000000004, "end": 413.6, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 414.72, "end": 416.64000000000004, "text": " Part of this app has been blocked, huh?"}, {"start": 418.96000000000004, "end": 420.04, "text": " Fail to start the process for"}, {"start": 420.04, "end": 422.6, "text": " this game and application control policy has blocked this, what?"}, {"start": 427.72, "end": 428.24, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 429.96000000000004, "end": 435.04, "text": " We start steam maybe? We're steam. What the fuck?"}, {"start": 437.24, "end": 440.56000000000006, "text": " There it is. Exit steam. What the hell?"}, {"start": 447.78000000000003, "end": 449.78000000000003, "text": " Tower defense with cards."}, {"start": 449.92, "end": 452.28000000000003, "text": " Mini tank mayhem."}, {"start": 453.00000000000006, "end": 455.00000000000006, "text": " Mini tank mayhem, huh?"}, {"start": 455.0, "end": 461.5, "text": " I mean, maybe I really like Oakentower at the moment. I don't need more than one game. I really like at a time"}, {"start": 464.3, "end": 468.58, "text": " Plus also for a new game I want to play I think it's gonna be that Heroes of Might and Magic"}, {"start": 469.58, "end": 475.46, "text": " Vicky's very adamant that she she's been watching Moon play it and she's adamant that I'll love it. 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Did y'all not hear the last couple sentences I just got done saying?"}, {"start": 499.44, "end": 509.84, "text": " By how are there so many recommendations coming in?"}, {"start": 509.84, "end": 513.12, "text": " This is a game I saw speed play where it's just a rage bait bullshit."}, {"start": 513.12, "end": 514.32, "text": " No, bro."}, {"start": 514.32, "end": 521.44, "text": " Next Saturday, maybe."}, {"start": 521.44, "end": 524.8, "text": " Die in the dungeon 1.0 is out."}, {"start": 524.8, "end": 526.88, "text": " That's the dice game, right?"}, {"start": 526.88, "end": 527.88, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 527.88, "end": 532.88, "text": " How about some Okan tower? The dev was donating to me? The vibes were fucking immaculate?"}, {"start": 533.88, "end": 534.88, "text": " Oh, my headset."}, {"start": 538.88, "end": 539.88, "text": " Pfft."}, {"start": 541.88, "end": 544.88, "text": " Yeah, but that was so sh- two streams ago."}, {"start": 545.88, "end": 546.88, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 547.88, "end": 548.88, "text": " Pause my music."}, {"start": 549.88, "end": 550.88, "text": " Ranked."}, {"start": 551.88, "end": 553.88, "text": " See, I've got a couple of unlocks coming in."}, {"start": 554.88, "end": 556.88, "text": " A gathering, apparently."}, {"start": 557.88, "end": 565.6, "text": " Then again, I feel like there's not much left in this game for me to do actually so maybe I don't care that much about this"}, {"start": 566.48, "end": 568.48, "text": " Who needs more?"}, {"start": 571.16, "end": 577.52, "text": " Haven't tried like a shield build, but I've kind of seen fuck it play whatever"}, {"start": 581.56, "end": 583.56, "text": " Start"}, {"start": 583.5600000000001, "end": 594.5600000000001, "text": " Multi-hit. Okay. And what is this? Is it shift? How do I check? Silver Lance. Alright, enter the shop."}, {"start": 594.5600000000001, "end": 598.5600000000001, "text": " Silver Lance is moon."}, {"start": 598.5600000000001, "end": 601.5600000000001, "text": " Aww."}, {"start": 601.5600000000001, "end": 605.5600000000001, "text": " Well, there's a witch staff, common, yuck."}, {"start": 605.5600000000001, "end": 611.5600000000001, "text": " I could go witch build again, because I've got triple witch right here in the vendor."}, {"start": 611.5600000000001, "end": 615.5600000000001, "text": " the vendor. It's kind of a big deal. It's a lot of money though."}, {"start": 620.5200000000001, "end": 622.84, "text": " I should probably, oh man, what do I want to start with?"}, {"start": 625.8800000000001, "end": 627.1600000000001, "text": " I feel like I should start with this book"}, {"start": 631.1600000000001, "end": 634.7600000000001, "text": " and then gain this shield and then freeze this because I want that crooked staff."}, {"start": 635.8000000000001, "end": 638.6800000000001, "text": " That's a solid start. This is guarantee three potions. Hit it."}, {"start": 638.6800000000001, "end": 644.2800000000001, "text": " I need to get the wand ASAP. Yeah, the legendary would be great"}, {"start": 647.32, "end": 652.96, "text": " Do you remember where I had my camera when I played this was it north right? Is that covering people's names?"}, {"start": 654.9200000000001, "end": 657.84, "text": " Maybe I should go like bottom mid straight up like here"}, {"start": 659.8000000000001, "end": 664.6600000000001, "text": " Actually double bone shield, I'm dead no way I win this"}, {"start": 668.6800000000001, "end": 674.72, "text": " This is gonna take a bit, but no way I would."}, {"start": 674.72, "end": 677.8000000000001, "text": " The middle will hide backpack inventory."}, {"start": 677.8000000000001, "end": 685.8000000000001, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 685.8000000000001, "end": 688.0000000000001, "text": " Let me get to the inventory and see what's up."}, {"start": 688.0000000000001, "end": 690.6400000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm just covering my gold."}, {"start": 690.6400000000001, "end": 693.5200000000001, "text": " I'm covering, God, miserable."}, {"start": 693.5200000000001, "end": 696.32, "text": " Well, I got a lot of pots."}, {"start": 696.32, "end": 697.32, "text": " sent to the shop."}, {"start": 698.9200000000001, "end": 700.9200000000001, "text": " We're going to buy this witch weapon."}, {"start": 705.32, "end": 706.5200000000001, "text": " I think I save."}, {"start": 706.72, "end": 708.5200000000001, "text": " No, I use the cloud vial for sure."}, {"start": 709.22, "end": 711.0200000000001, "text": " Minus point two CD."}, {"start": 713.9200000000001, "end": 715.22, "text": " 150 max HP."}, {"start": 715.22, "end": 715.72, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 716.5200000000001, "end": 718.22, "text": " Maybe I should reduce the cooldown on the crook."}, {"start": 720.32, "end": 723.72, "text": " I do want to reduce this because it's like I gain potions when it crits,"}, {"start": 724.22, "end": 726.12, "text": " but I really need those some critches."}, {"start": 726.32, "end": 735.0600000000001, "text": " Leave shop. Let's go fight again. You had it top right last time. Okay. I'm covering"}, {"start": 735.0600000000001, "end": 746.5600000000001, "text": " their name, but who cares, I guess. I'm also covering their level. How about here? We'll"}, {"start": 746.5600000000001, "end": 759.8800000000001, "text": " see how this does. Or maybe top left and cover my name. This builds fun till you've got"}, {"start": 759.8800000000001, "end": 763.98, "text": " literally a thousand potions. It's not that bad because if you hit control it"}, {"start": 763.98, "end": 768.1600000000001, "text": " organizes the potions and if you tab right click watch. If I throw this crit"}, {"start": 768.1600000000001, "end": 773.6800000000001, "text": " chance on this staff the last thing I now I just right-click stuff it'll"}, {"start": 773.6800000000001, "end": 778.46, "text": " plus three damage if I right-click this it goes straight on to the staff if I"}, {"start": 778.46, "end": 783.46, "text": " right-click this it just goes on to the staff last thing I pressed I don't want"}, {"start": 783.46, "end": 790.7800000000001, "text": " to use these though really I want to wait until I have the actual witching"}, {"start": 790.7800000000001, "end": 792.98, "text": " staff"}, {"start": 797.1400000000001, "end": 802.86, "text": " I should get another one of these we can't see items now oh my god you're"}, {"start": 802.86, "end": 811.42, "text": " right. I can't win here. Okay hold on check this out."}, {"start": 816.94, "end": 823.46, "text": " Two scenes. There you go. I don't think I use these potions because there is a"}, {"start": 823.46, "end": 827.52, "text": " witching weapon where it's like it gains a bunch of damage or it gains"}, {"start": 827.52, "end": 834.24, "text": " multi-hit for every potion we use on it, right? So these are just potion farmers. I"}, {"start": 834.24, "end": 839.16, "text": " don't need to buff these aside from attack speed and crit so they farm potions."}, {"start": 839.16, "end": 847.3199999999999, "text": " We'll buy that. Let's freeze that. I need to level too if I'm gonna get some rares."}, {"start": 847.32, "end": 856.32, "text": " Oh yeah, and then I swap. Look at that. Bang."}, {"start": 856.32, "end": 865.96, "text": " Actually, honestly, top left is just good at all times. I lose. That's fine."}, {"start": 865.96, "end": 870.5600000000001, "text": " So I can get a weapon buff or a value potion or a goblet and a hook. A hook? This is"}, {"start": 870.5600000000001, "end": 884.1600000000001, "text": " money farming basically. Get a random weapon buff potion. I'm gonna go for it. Let me see"}, {"start": 884.1600000000001, "end": 896.6800000000001, "text": " what it is. Give plus eight shield to a weapon. It's upgrade the shield. Open this. Fuck,"}, {"start": 896.6800000000001, "end": 905.6, "text": " shouldn't have done that brass knife this makes money for me we'll use it finish"}, {"start": 905.6, "end": 918.72, "text": " leveling re-roll damn I could level this up hmm I would need 35 G though I have"}, {"start": 918.72, "end": 926.24, "text": " any gold making pots plus three heal plus three dams one shield give it shock"}, {"start": 926.24, "end": 933.24, "text": " Now, max HP, gain some re-rolls."}, {"start": 933.24, "end": 940.24, "text": " Plus 3% crit's a big deal."}, {"start": 940.24, "end": 941.24, "text": " We'll take that."}, {"start": 941.24, "end": 946.24, "text": " I think I just freeze this and move on."}, {"start": 946.24, "end": 950.24, "text": " You need to try Cursed Garnet into Dark, eventually."}, {"start": 950.24, "end": 951.24, "text": " Cursed Garnet?"}, {"start": 951.24, "end": 954.24, "text": " I gotta see what that item is again."}, {"start": 954.24, "end": 959.34, "text": " This guy's playing dark. Dark is cringe and everyone hates it. Start of combat permanently"}, {"start": 959.34, "end": 974.16, "text": " gain plus 4 damage per dark item. Yeah. I lose this."}, {"start": 974.16, "end": 978.0799999999999, "text": " And I'm farming pots."}, {"start": 978.0799999999999, "end": 985.8, "text": " Honestly, I'm a firm believer in taking healing weapons, just so you can elongate everything."}, {"start": 985.8, "end": 987.92, "text": " Let's get that upgraded."}, {"start": 987.92, "end": 992.0799999999999, "text": " I should level."}, {"start": 992.0799999999999, "end": 993.0799999999999, "text": " Open this."}, {"start": 993.0799999999999, "end": 1000.0799999999999, "text": " Ew, these all suck."}, {"start": 1000.08, "end": 1014.4000000000001, "text": " another shield fuck man I really need a goddamn witch weapon sell this buy that"}, {"start": 1014.4000000000001, "end": 1025.1000000000001, "text": " re-roll shit maybe I should buy the book just to heal right just keeps the"}, {"start": 1025.1000000000001, "end": 1028.16, "text": " fight going longer and I get more pots out of it but I really need a"}, {"start": 1028.16, "end": 1037.42, "text": " legendary wow that's a page there's also night bloom the shield is also kind of"}, {"start": 1037.42, "end": 1041.96, "text": " healing in a way let's put the shield on the board"}, {"start": 1041.96, "end": 1047.1000000000001, "text": " fuck I'd be one gold gold off I could buy a shield here do I have any gold"}, {"start": 1047.1, "end": 1049.1, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1056.3799999999999, "end": 1064.04, "text": " Plus two gold give it crit what's the crit chance of this 69% if I get this crook to level three I"}, {"start": 1065.62, "end": 1068.02, "text": " Think it's already gonna be max crit chance am I crazy"}, {"start": 1071.2199999999998, "end": 1073.2199999999998, "text": " Any CD reduction"}, {"start": 1073.22, "end": 1086.94, "text": " Gain 12 XP, plus 3 shield, damn."}, {"start": 1086.94, "end": 1091.46, "text": " I really want this fucking other shield here, fuck it, let's just go."}, {"start": 1091.46, "end": 1093.42, "text": " I think I win."}, {"start": 1093.42, "end": 1098.8600000000001, "text": " I'm actually pretty strong ATM I think with all these shields, actually I don't do any"}, {"start": 1098.8600000000001, "end": 1099.8600000000001, "text": " damage."}, {"start": 1099.8600000000001, "end": 1102.42, "text": " But maybe again the shields might do a lot of work."}, {"start": 1104.3400000000001, "end": 1109.0600000000002, "text": " They don't. I'm losing to a guy with 800 HP. He's literally level one."}, {"start": 1120.42, "end": 1123.5400000000002, "text": " Okay, big shield. Another crooked staff."}, {"start": 1123.54, "end": 1132.6599999999999, "text": " I need an actual witch staff here bad that I can dump into. I'm not seeing it either."}, {"start": 1132.6599999999999, "end": 1137.1, "text": " This is very Mucho bad-o."}, {"start": 1137.1, "end": 1142.34, "text": " Should level up."}, {"start": 1142.34, "end": 1146.22, "text": " Please, witch staff."}, {"start": 1146.22, "end": 1148.98, "text": " Another shield."}, {"start": 1148.98, "end": 1156.48, "text": " I just don't know if this can be good. I already have a fucking epic shield here. There's no way"}, {"start": 1159.0, "end": 1161.0, "text": " Another one of these like"}, {"start": 1162.3600000000001, "end": 1167.66, "text": " Give it plus three heal plus one damn plus crit chance game to gold I"}, {"start": 1170.48, "end": 1174.24, "text": " Really think I said a dump each wait use it. I only give plus three shit"}, {"start": 1178.98, "end": 1192.14, "text": " Hmm, gain some re-rolls, I need one fucking gold, how do I get that?"}, {"start": 1192.14, "end": 1194.14, "text": " Just wait for the legendary."}, {"start": 1194.14, "end": 1199.9, "text": " Yeah, that'd be fucking great."}, {"start": 1199.9, "end": 1203.1, "text": " Really one gold off and I can't make it happen?"}, {"start": 1203.1, "end": 1206.54, "text": " Sell the gold dagger?"}, {"start": 1206.54, "end": 1208.54, "text": " Do you think that's a good idea?"}, {"start": 1215.34, "end": 1217.34, "text": " Alright, I can lose one more time."}, {"start": 1218.94, "end": 1220.94, "text": " Ideally I win here, but I won't."}, {"start": 1221.34, "end": 1222.94, "text": " But I can lose one more time."}, {"start": 1222.94, "end": 1224.1399999999999, "text": " There's a res that you get."}, {"start": 1224.1399999999999, "end": 1226.1399999999999, "text": " I'm just gonna risk the miskin here at this point."}, {"start": 1227.04, "end": 1229.04, "text": " Look at his health, by the way."}, {"start": 1233.74, "end": 1235.74, "text": " It's not moving. I don't do damage."}, {"start": 1236.54, "end": 1246.54, "text": " Alright, give me my res."}, {"start": 1246.54, "end": 1253.58, "text": " Alright, goodbye this."}, {"start": 1253.58, "end": 1261.02, "text": " We finish leveling, open this chest, start of combat trigger again, trigger random bow,"}, {"start": 1261.02, "end": 1262.62, "text": " Solaris."}, {"start": 1262.6200000000001, "end": 1264.48, "text": " It multi-hits and it heals."}, {"start": 1269.88, "end": 1272.2800000000002, "text": " I guess we'll take Solaris. I'm actually gonna use it, I think."}, {"start": 1273.0400000000002, "end": 1274.88, "text": " Organize everything. Reroll."}, {"start": 1276.6200000000001, "end": 1278.22, "text": " Oh my god, the legendary witch weapon."}, {"start": 1278.92, "end": 1280.6200000000001, "text": " Okay, we're back in."}, {"start": 1281.3200000000002, "end": 1282.22, "text": " We buy this."}, {"start": 1284.0200000000002, "end": 1284.72, "text": " Uh, where the f-"}, {"start": 1286.3200000000002, "end": 1287.42, "text": " We put the wand on."}, {"start": 1287.8200000000002, "end": 1288.72, "text": " The run is saved."}, {"start": 1289.42, "end": 1290.6200000000001, "text": " Organize the pots."}, {"start": 1290.6200000000001, "end": 1295.0200000000002, "text": " Those are XP potions. Use it on me to give it plus one healing. We're gonna just dump into it."}, {"start": 1295.0200000000002, "end": 1301.5800000000002, "text": " Give it crit, dump into it, give it poison. Gain gold, gain gold, gain re-rolls. Give it damage,"}, {"start": 1301.5800000000002, "end": 1308.3000000000002, "text": " gain re-rolls, give it shock. Plus three damage, give it shield, give it healing, give it more shield,"}, {"start": 1308.3000000000002, "end": 1314.14, "text": " give it burn, give it eight shield. So this weapon currently has 33 multicast."}, {"start": 1314.14, "end": 1321.2800000000002, "text": " and it hits for 30 my other weapon hits for 24 to give you an idea so and it"}, {"start": 1321.2800000000002, "end": 1331.98, "text": " also hits again 33 times also swap books why oh you want me to get this book"}, {"start": 1331.98, "end": 1344.22, "text": " two on trigger game one oh no I should have buffed the book I messed up damn I"}, {"start": 1344.22, "end": 1348.9, "text": " should have put some unique debuffs on this bastard actually maybe not I feel"}, {"start": 1348.9, "end": 1355.1, "text": " like this thing sucks no maybe it doesn't it's plus three every time it"}, {"start": 1355.1000000000001, "end": 1364.7, "text": " triggers. No, it's actually pretty good. I'm dumb. Yeah, I'm dumb as fuck."}, {"start": 1364.7, "end": 1369.22, "text": " So wait, swap books. Why?"}, {"start": 1374.6200000000001, "end": 1380.22, "text": " Your book is ass. Oh, so you mean just drop this all together? Okay, that's true."}, {"start": 1380.22, "end": 1384.42, "text": " But I don't think swap it. I think I actually would rather take this extra"}, {"start": 1384.42, "end": 1386.42, "text": " staff out and put both in."}, {"start": 1386.42, "end": 1388.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 1398.42, "end": 1400.42, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1400.42, "end": 1403.42, "text": " Okay, here's a legendary cauldron."}, {"start": 1403.42, "end": 1406.42, "text": " And there's also this witch candle shit."}, {"start": 1406.42, "end": 1409.42, "text": " On Trigger, gain one ingredient per witch item."}, {"start": 1409.42, "end": 1412.42, "text": " At 26, gain a random potion."}, {"start": 1412.42, "end": 1414.42, "text": " I mean, is it good?"}, {"start": 1414.42, "end": 1419.9, "text": " I feel like, last time I played Witch, it didn't seem good."}, {"start": 1419.9, "end": 1426.3400000000001, "text": " It's ass, unless you have lots of cooldown."}, {"start": 1426.3400000000001, "end": 1433.5800000000002, "text": " I mean, I should probably still get it, you know, with my board and how it looks."}, {"start": 1433.5800000000002, "end": 1435.14, "text": " Let's freeze this, let's move on."}, {"start": 1435.14, "end": 1436.14, "text": " I should win."}, {"start": 1436.14, "end": 1438.14, "text": " I don't know how I can lose."}, {"start": 1438.14, "end": 1441.8600000000001, "text": " Sure, this guy's got a two-star fucking starter staff."}, {"start": 1441.8600000000001, "end": 1458.66, "text": " still dead on my screen. There it is. Honest, I'm just gonna gain max HP. I just can't lose."}, {"start": 1458.66, "end": 1470.46, "text": " I also only gained one potion there. Let's put shock on there. I need to bring this fucker"}, {"start": 1470.46, "end": 1472.46, "text": " And I think I take this weapon out"}, {"start": 1474.14, "end": 1480.6200000000001, "text": " So now I'm all witch items do I want the candle on trigger gain a wax deck potions consume a wax"}, {"start": 1481.02, "end": 1484.26, "text": " To grant your other witch items plus two damage. I"}, {"start": 1485.74, "end": 1487.74, "text": " Don't know if I care about this"}, {"start": 1489.58, "end": 1492.3400000000001, "text": " Actually, maybe I do for the multi hit that's kind of a big deal"}, {"start": 1496.8600000000001, "end": 1498.8600000000001, "text": " And I think this is when I replace this"}, {"start": 1498.8600000000001, "end": 1518.38, "text": " a other book like that. This is what I think I built. Replace the debuff book. Now, I need"}, {"start": 1518.38, "end": 1526.7, "text": " to get debuffs on this, but I think it's fine. Roll. Should probably buy this goblet because"}, {"start": 1526.7, "end": 1528.7, "text": " it'll make money, we're gonna invest."}, {"start": 1532.2, "end": 1532.7, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 1541.4, "end": 1542.4, "text": " Okay, we'll freeze this."}, {"start": 1543.0, "end": 1544.2, "text": " I should have leveled, but whatever."}, {"start": 1544.5, "end": 1545.0, "text": " Fight."}, {"start": 1546.3, "end": 1549.0, "text": " My issue now is I'm gonna be killing people too quickly, I think."}, {"start": 1550.0, "end": 1551.7, "text": " I need the fight to last a while."}, {"start": 1551.7, "end": 1556.18, "text": " Like, we'll see how many pots I got out of that."}, {"start": 1556.18, "end": 1557.68, "text": " I don't think it's a lot."}, {"start": 1557.68, "end": 1560.14, "text": " Yeah, that's a low amount."}, {"start": 1560.14, "end": 1565.78, "text": " Increase luck, reduce cooldowns, or upgrade an item."}, {"start": 1565.78, "end": 1571.14, "text": " I could upgrade my shield to be level 3."}, {"start": 1571.14, "end": 1574.38, "text": " But also, CD is reeeally good."}, {"start": 1574.38, "end": 1579.46, "text": " There's also a multicast slot."}, {"start": 1579.46, "end": 1580.46, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 1580.46, "end": 1596.54, "text": " multicast. Honestly, maybe cauldron? On trigger gain plus one ingredient per which item? So"}, {"start": 1596.54, "end": 1605.26, "text": " instead of getting six, I'd be getting 12. I think cauldron. Even candle. On trigger"}, {"start": 1605.26, "end": 1613.3799999999999, "text": " gain a Whackstack? How do I see my Whackstacks? I have no idea. Either way,"}, {"start": 1613.3799999999999, "end": 1621.1, "text": " reduce CDs, increase luck, or upgrade an item to level 3. So if I upgrade to the"}, {"start": 1621.1, "end": 1625.54, "text": " 3, permanently gain plus 10 shield and plus 10 heal whenever you use a potion."}, {"start": 1625.54, "end": 1630.5, "text": " Honestly, because I want these fights to like last a long time, I think"}, {"start": 1630.5, "end": 1633.86, "text": " upgrading the shield is a big deal."}, {"start": 1635.26, "end": 1644.02, "text": " Upgraded two star item to a three star in two days."}, {"start": 1644.02, "end": 1645.02, "text": " Cool down."}, {"start": 1645.02, "end": 1649.66, "text": " Quedon's also good, but if I make the fight last longer, I get more potions and potions"}, {"start": 1649.66, "end": 1651.54, "text": " can reduce cooldown."}, {"start": 1651.54, "end": 1654.34, "text": " Maybe I'm wrong, but I think it's the best."}, {"start": 1654.34, "end": 1655.34, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 1655.34, "end": 1656.86, "text": " Big witch item."}, {"start": 1656.86, "end": 1658.7, "text": " Two big witch items."}, {"start": 1658.7, "end": 1663.98, "text": " Ooh, that's a freeze angle if I've ever seen it."}, {"start": 1663.98, "end": 1675.98, "text": " one heal gain two golds gain re-rolls give it healing this one shield all right"}, {"start": 1675.98, "end": 1685.6200000000001, "text": " let's go all right I need this guy to live for quite a while and he's doing it"}, {"start": 1685.6200000000001, "end": 1686.8200000000002, "text": " This is my band right here!"}, {"start": 1689.7, "end": 1691.0400000000002, "text": " That's what I like to see!"}, {"start": 1691.92, "end": 1692.8000000000002, "text": " Keep it going!"}, {"start": 1696.2, "end": 1697.16, "text": " Excellent!"}, {"start": 1701.8600000000001, "end": 1703.74, "text": " There's my potions."}, {"start": 1704.74, "end": 1706.6200000000001, "text": " Alright, let's upgrade that. Bang."}, {"start": 1707.44, "end": 1709.0400000000002, "text": " Upgrade that. Bang."}, {"start": 1709.74, "end": 1711.2, "text": " We got two chests here."}, {"start": 1712.94, "end": 1713.74, "text": " Let's open them."}, {"start": 1716.42, "end": 1721.42, "text": " This is definitely a when you gain gold during comma probably gain twice much it"}, {"start": 1722.46, "end": 1724.46, "text": " We're gonna take this to sell"}, {"start": 1727.46, "end": 1729.46, "text": " We're gonna take just to sell"}, {"start": 1731.2600000000002, "end": 1735.8200000000002, "text": " Multicast on the crook now, I think you're right because it's got such high crit chance. You're right"}, {"start": 1736.42, "end": 1738.92, "text": " It's probably gonna be a much higher potion farmer"}, {"start": 1742.94, "end": 1744.94, "text": " I'm gonna level up"}, {"start": 1744.94, "end": 1749.14, "text": " We got another Caldy."}, {"start": 1749.14, "end": 1750.14, "text": " You like that?"}, {"start": 1750.14, "end": 1751.14, "text": " Let's see what we got."}, {"start": 1751.14, "end": 1753.9, "text": " Use on an item to give it plus one multicast."}, {"start": 1753.9, "end": 1757.6200000000001, "text": " This has to go here for potion farming."}, {"start": 1757.6200000000001, "end": 1761.54, "text": " Use on an item to gain a plain copy of it."}, {"start": 1761.54, "end": 1762.54, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 1762.54, "end": 1764.26, "text": " I can get a second cauldron."}, {"start": 1764.26, "end": 1765.26, "text": " Don't use potions."}, {"start": 1765.26, "end": 1771.94, "text": " You can save pots for shield."}, {"start": 1771.94, "end": 1772.94, "text": " Or other one."}, {"start": 1772.94, "end": 1778.24, "text": " I don't want to get much stronger like this wand is winning right the issue"}, {"start": 1779.18, "end": 1782.46, "text": " Yeah, I shouldn't use potches to save them unless you're going on other stuff"}, {"start": 1784.06, "end": 1787.1000000000001, "text": " gain XP gain re-rolls"}, {"start": 1789.42, "end": 1791.8200000000002, "text": " Wait, but the wax candles buffing everything"}, {"start": 1796.22, "end": 1798.22, "text": " But burn on the book"}, {"start": 1800.14, "end": 1802.14, "text": " Save for shield"}, {"start": 1802.94, "end": 1807.18, "text": " What do you mean save for shield?"}, {"start": 1807.18, "end": 1811.5, "text": " Oh, the shield's gonna upgrade tomorrow, right?"}, {"start": 1811.5, "end": 1813.5, "text": " No, you guys are smart."}, {"start": 1813.5, "end": 1816.02, "text": " I'm being stupid."}, {"start": 1816.02, "end": 1820.3, "text": " I'm also just worried I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 1820.3, "end": 1822.74, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 1822.74, "end": 1825.98, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 1825.98, "end": 1828.3, "text": " Buff items or lucky re-rolls?"}, {"start": 1828.3, "end": 1830.98, "text": " Game 5000 x3 and 3 guaranteed lucky re-rolls."}, {"start": 1830.98, "end": 1838.04, "text": " your items gain 15 damage. Giving everything 15 damage is kind of a big deal, especially"}, {"start": 1838.04, "end": 1850.82, "text": " on a 37 multicast wand. No, you already have your candle. True, I guess the candle is kind"}, {"start": 1850.82, "end": 1863.86, "text": " of ramping it. And also it means, yeah, potential, like, potion roll. By the cauldron. And there's"}, {"start": 1863.86, "end": 1870.3799999999999, "text": " a lucky roll. Unfortunately, everything here is trash. This looks a little better. Use"}, {"start": 1870.38, "end": 1874.5800000000002, "text": " Use it on the item to set its cooldown to 100 seconds."}, {"start": 1874.5800000000002, "end": 1875.5800000000002, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 1875.5800000000002, "end": 1878.38, "text": " Would that ever be good?"}, {"start": 1878.38, "end": 1884.74, "text": " I don't- I don't know."}, {"start": 1884.74, "end": 1889.98, "text": " Dreamcatcher would be amazing, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to utilize that."}, {"start": 1889.98, "end": 1890.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1890.98, "end": 1891.98, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 1891.98, "end": 1894.7800000000002, "text": " This is a big page to have."}, {"start": 1894.7800000000002, "end": 1897.22, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 1897.22, "end": 1900.84, "text": " Just to gain, okay, plus five gold, plus 10 income."}, {"start": 1900.84, "end": 1904.34, "text": " Okay, plus 10 income."}, {"start": 1904.34, "end": 1908.5, "text": " Uh, when sold gain two goblets."}, {"start": 1908.5, "end": 1913.58, "text": " These are good to have."}, {"start": 1913.58, "end": 1923.58, "text": " How do I want to go about dealing with this?"}, {"start": 1923.58, "end": 1940.06, "text": " How much money do I guess it is investing you gain two goblets that's nice I think I buy it"}, {"start": 1940.06, "end": 1962.46, "text": " um do I freeze this? do I just go for big fucking money here? open it and sell the casket"}, {"start": 1962.46, "end": 1967.96, "text": " Yeah, I could just fucking do that, bang, bang."}, {"start": 1967.96, "end": 1969.46, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 1969.46, "end": 1975.46, "text": " Okay, we upgrade my witch bullshit, bang."}, {"start": 1975.46, "end": 1987.96, "text": " Take this, sell that, buy another one, sell this, buy another one, open that, sell for"}, {"start": 1987.96, "end": 1989.96, "text": " 28 sure sell that"}, {"start": 1992.22, "end": 1994.46, "text": " This is a two-star goblet by the way"}, {"start": 1995.22, "end": 2000.8, "text": " Sell this double goblet. I have so much money now at least ramping"}, {"start": 2001.94, "end": 2003.94, "text": " arcane trash"}, {"start": 2007.26, "end": 2010.68, "text": " Near it use on an item to gain a plain copy of it"}, {"start": 2010.68, "end": 2018.1200000000001, "text": " Do you think that's worth it? I don't know if that is. I think it's better to try and get a wand and then..."}, {"start": 2020.04, "end": 2029.64, "text": " Wow, okay, that. I'll just buy that. Sure. Open. Okay, take the book. Sell the book."}, {"start": 2032.68, "end": 2039.0800000000002, "text": " Roll. Here's the Wicked Staff, but I don't care about this. I'm not playing Wicked Staff build."}, {"start": 2040.68, "end": 2050.28, "text": " What's the crit chance of my crooked staff?"}, {"start": 2050.28, "end": 2054.0, "text": " It's well over 100, okay."}, {"start": 2054.0, "end": 2064.6800000000003, "text": " We'll buy another cauldron, I could get it level 2 at some point."}, {"start": 2064.68, "end": 2070.06, "text": " So that's psychotic."}, {"start": 2070.06, "end": 2071.06, "text": " Level up?"}, {"start": 2071.06, "end": 2073.06, "text": " Eh, I didn't."}, {"start": 2073.06, "end": 2074.06, "text": " Pretty sure I have max."}, {"start": 2074.06, "end": 2077.66, "text": " Yeah, I have max percentage to gain legendaries."}, {"start": 2077.66, "end": 2080.1, "text": " Leveling up only gives me HP at this point."}, {"start": 2080.1, "end": 2082.1, "text": " Oh, and plus 5 income."}, {"start": 2082.1, "end": 2083.1, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 2083.1, "end": 2084.1, "text": " I'm retarded."}, {"start": 2084.1, "end": 2085.1, "text": " I didn't know that."}, {"start": 2085.1, "end": 2088.1, "text": " Alright, well."}, {"start": 2088.1, "end": 2094.54, "text": " I also don't have maxed out luck, maybe."}, {"start": 2094.54, "end": 2097.66, "text": " You have a pot to make some in crystals so pay attention to crystal procking items."}, {"start": 2098.22, "end": 2099.18, "text": " Yeah, that could be good."}, {"start": 2101.66, "end": 2104.7, "text": " Drunken Druid. I just- I need to not kill this guy quickly."}, {"start": 2105.2599999999998, "end": 2107.66, "text": " I want to drag the fight on as long as possible."}, {"start": 2109.42, "end": 2111.34, "text": " And then not lose, on top of that."}, {"start": 2113.1, "end": 2115.2599999999998, "text": " So far things are looking pretty good actually."}, {"start": 2116.06, "end": 2117.18, "text": " As long as I'm not dying."}, {"start": 2120.3, "end": 2121.98, "text": " Problem is, I think this guy beats me."}, {"start": 2124.54, "end": 2126.54, "text": " Look at his shield! He's got a 20k shield!"}, {"start": 2126.54, "end": 2128.54, "text": " I'm at 10k."}, {"start": 2128.54, "end": 2132.54, "text": " So, I'm worried here."}, {"start": 2132.54, "end": 2136.54, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 2136.54, "end": 2140.54, "text": " So, what happened?"}, {"start": 2140.54, "end": 2146.54, "text": " On trigger, trigger adjacent shields twice."}, {"start": 2146.54, "end": 2150.54, "text": " That's unfortunate. I really wish I could see..."}, {"start": 2150.54, "end": 2168.66, "text": " How strong do you think I got if I survived that run?"}, {"start": 2168.66, "end": 2181.7, "text": " imagine fight the oak uh going all in on simple curses book is that the best I"}, {"start": 2181.7, "end": 2186.06, "text": " don't know because this crits every single attack has multi-hit you gain"}, {"start": 2186.06, "end": 2188.06, "text": " Four lesser potions."}, {"start": 2191.38, "end": 2191.88, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2194.08, "end": 2196.08, "text": " Man, I could- fuck the oak, I don't care."}, {"start": 2196.08, "end": 2197.08, "text": " Let's Q again."}, {"start": 2202.42, "end": 2202.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2204.06, "end": 2205.06, "text": " Plus 8 damage."}, {"start": 2206.06, "end": 2207.06, "text": " And plus crit chance."}, {"start": 2210.06, "end": 2213.06, "text": " What does the game want me to play this time?"}, {"start": 2216.06, "end": 2218.06, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 2218.34, "end": 2220.34, "text": " Moon knife isn't bad"}, {"start": 2220.34, "end": 2224.58, "text": " Moon knife gets pretty good later on because if you do manage to get it to level three"}, {"start": 2226.5, "end": 2231.0, "text": " On trigger permanently gain damage equal to 3x your level"}, {"start": 2232.02, "end": 2235.1, "text": " So if I can get this moon knife maxed out I can own I"}, {"start": 2238.58, "end": 2242.32, "text": " Do there is a rare holy or healing weapon here though"}, {"start": 2246.06, "end": 2251.38, "text": " If I can get the healers out to level 3, that'd be nuts."}, {"start": 2251.38, "end": 2253.1, "text": " I think I'd fucking try it."}, {"start": 2253.1, "end": 2254.94, "text": " This is the first build I ever played."}, {"start": 2254.94, "end": 2260.02, "text": " Like, it was my first run ever, and I played this weapon."}, {"start": 2260.02, "end": 2261.66, "text": " Let's see what I can do here."}, {"start": 2261.66, "end": 2263.14, "text": " Three-star is luxury."}, {"start": 2263.14, "end": 2267.62, "text": " It is, but you want to try and start getting something to two-star ASAP, because on day"}, {"start": 2267.62, "end": 2271.46, "text": " nine is when you get the three-star upgrade, right?"}, {"start": 2271.46, "end": 2275.14, "text": " So you got to start farming it early."}, {"start": 2275.14, "end": 2283.66, "text": " Honestly, I think I'm just going to lose here, and that's just how it's going to go."}, {"start": 2283.66, "end": 2286.26, "text": " Ooh, book freeze."}, {"start": 2286.26, "end": 2289.06, "text": " This weapon isn't good until I have healing weapons to trigger it."}, {"start": 2289.06, "end": 2292.66, "text": " Yeah, I just lose this."}, {"start": 2292.66, "end": 2294.38, "text": " I didn't even put it in a damage buff."}, {"start": 2294.38, "end": 2296.06, "text": " God, I'm stupid."}, {"start": 2296.06, "end": 2302.06, "text": " I probably could have won too."}, {"start": 2302.06, "end": 2303.06, "text": " Press the flag."}, {"start": 2303.06, "end": 2305.06, "text": " Oh, it just ends it."}, {"start": 2305.06, "end": 2306.06, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 2306.06, "end": 2307.06, "text": " We love that."}, {"start": 2307.06, "end": 2310.06, "text": " Okay, let's get the holy book."}, {"start": 2310.06, "end": 2319.06, "text": " Uh, Trimps and Critchhands, 2.9 CD, 3 seconds CD over here."}, {"start": 2319.06, "end": 2323.06, "text": " I need more, like, holy items in general."}, {"start": 2323.06, "end": 2325.06, "text": " Every three triggers gain two gold."}, {"start": 2325.06, "end": 2334.9, "text": " Honestly, because I'm playing a healer build, this might actually farm a lot for me."}, {"start": 2334.9, "end": 2335.9, "text": " Should I start investing?"}, {"start": 2335.9, "end": 2336.9, "text": " But you're poor."}, {"start": 2336.9, "end": 2337.9, "text": " I mean, just freeze it."}, {"start": 2337.9, "end": 2338.9, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 2338.9, "end": 2339.9, "text": " God!"}, {"start": 2339.9, "end": 2340.9, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 2340.9, "end": 2341.9, "text": " Wait, how is he hitting so hard?"}, {"start": 2341.9, "end": 2342.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2342.9, "end": 2343.9, "text": " Noble spear."}, {"start": 2343.9, "end": 2344.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2344.9, "end": 2345.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2345.9, "end": 2346.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2346.9, "end": 2350.8, "text": " Hey, how's he hitting so hard? What? Noble spear?"}, {"start": 2353.8, "end": 2357.36, "text": " What? Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 2361.8, "end": 2367.32, "text": " 100% crit chance on this axe too. What the hell is that start? Absolutely crazy"}, {"start": 2371.84, "end": 2373.84, "text": " Okay, we're gonna buy this shield we love that"}, {"start": 2373.84, "end": 2388.92, "text": " that level and broke, so leave shop, fight."}, {"start": 2388.92, "end": 2395.36, "text": " There's also a really fast proc'er. Maybe I should put this here. I lose again, by the"}, {"start": 2395.36, "end": 2409.1600000000003, "text": " way. Free re-rolls, cloud vials, buff weapon, gain shielding. Give a weapon 8 damage and 30% crit chance."}, {"start": 2409.2000000000003, "end": 2420.38, "text": " Honestly, upgrading my healers oath could be kind of big. Bucket. It is a weapon I plan on building"}, {"start": 2420.38, "end": 2433.58, "text": " around so okay we take that there it is Solaris an epic holy weapon very nice"}, {"start": 2433.58, "end": 2441.7400000000002, "text": " also another healing weapon okay we'll freeze here and we'll just go ahead and"}, {"start": 2441.7400000000002, "end": 2446.42, "text": " send it let's put this here though"}, {"start": 2446.42, "end": 2457.5, "text": " thing is brass shields of what is the cooldown of this 2.5 oh I see buy the hammer"}, {"start": 2457.5, "end": 2463.78, "text": " things I don't even know if I want to buy the hammer it's so bad"}, {"start": 2463.78, "end": 2470.5, "text": " bucket I need to we need to actually win some games now I'll take it for now"}, {"start": 2470.5, "end": 2477.5, "text": " Like Paldon Hammer I think is horrible later on."}, {"start": 2477.5, "end": 2492.5, "text": " Ebu with multi it's good, cleanse 20 of each debuff."}, {"start": 2492.5, "end": 2494.5, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 2494.5, "end": 2496.5, "text": " This is extremely good."}, {"start": 2496.5, "end": 2498.5, "text": " Big fan of Solaris."}, {"start": 2498.5, "end": 2513.26, "text": " Okay. Now I got this weapon to level 2. We freeze that. It's also a holy sword."}, {"start": 2513.26, "end": 2523.66, "text": " What other holy items are there? I know there's a legendary mace I need to get. I don't think"}, {"start": 2523.66, "end": 2535.2999999999997, "text": " buy the light blade. I need to get the legendary mace ASAP. That's super"}, {"start": 2535.2999999999997, "end": 2539.02, "text": " important. Ow, the fuck just hit me."}, {"start": 2540.46, "end": 2542.58, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 2544.1, "end": 2549.3399999999997, "text": " Okay potion shop, let's do scaling XP."}, {"start": 2549.34, "end": 2555.26, "text": " Like I know I have a missing slot here, but I'm telling you I don't think I care"}, {"start": 2556.88, "end": 2560.7200000000003, "text": " Like I'd rather just farm money with this dagger than buy that sword"}, {"start": 2563.5, "end": 2571.52, "text": " Hmm fuck divine axe as well on trigger gave them give the mace below one multicast"}, {"start": 2571.52, "end": 2584.24, "text": " put that there hmm no I don't think I go mace build it doesn't heal at all"}, {"start": 2584.24, "end": 2590.44, "text": " I have a getting multicast could be so good on healer's oath but it's not"}, {"start": 2590.44, "end": 2601.04, "text": " permanent okay so if I can get mace study to level two give mace below plus"}, {"start": 2601.04, "end": 2605.24, "text": " That's 4 multi-casts and 3 damage permanently."}, {"start": 2605.24, "end": 2608.6, "text": " Oh, that's pretty good to have."}, {"start": 2608.6, "end": 2616.52, "text": " Has 1 charge, but it's also permanent."}, {"start": 2616.52, "end": 2624.0, "text": " You multi-cast your other mace."}, {"start": 2624.0, "end": 2626.16, "text": " It's a 5 second CD."}, {"start": 2626.16, "end": 2629.36, "text": " Okay, I don't think you'll understand me."}, {"start": 2629.36, "end": 2632.52, "text": " So every single time another item heals, trigger this twice."}, {"start": 2632.52, "end": 2638.36, "text": " If this has multicast, every time something heals, this would not only just attack once."}, {"start": 2638.36, "end": 2642.7200000000003, "text": " Well, it'll attack twice on its own, but it'll do like four times."}, {"start": 2642.7200000000003, "end": 2643.7200000000003, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2643.7200000000003, "end": 2644.7200000000003, "text": " It's good if I can level it."}, {"start": 2644.7200000000003, "end": 2646.84, "text": " And I think I do try and do that."}, {"start": 2646.84, "end": 2654.48, "text": " I think I sell..."}, {"start": 2654.48, "end": 2657.56, "text": " I think I sell this and I buy this mace."}, {"start": 2657.56, "end": 2660.2799999999997, "text": " I try and level it, but we'll see."}, {"start": 2660.2799999999997, "end": 2661.2799999999997, "text": " That's important."}, {"start": 2661.2799999999997, "end": 2662.2799999999997, "text": " We freeze this."}, {"start": 2662.2799999999997, "end": 2667.6, "text": " I need to get two more of these Healer Oats before day nine."}, {"start": 2667.6, "end": 2673.08, "text": " Honestly, sell that, bang, unfreeze."}, {"start": 2673.08, "end": 2674.08, "text": " That works."}, {"start": 2674.08, "end": 2675.08, "text": " Heal can't crit."}, {"start": 2675.08, "end": 2676.08, "text": " I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 2676.08, "end": 2677.08, "text": " Move the book."}, {"start": 2677.08, "end": 2678.08, "text": " Uh!"}, {"start": 2678.08, "end": 2684.08, "text": " I think you're right."}, {"start": 2684.08, "end": 2698.3199999999997, "text": " I'm absolutely massacring people."}, {"start": 2698.3199999999997, "end": 2703.96, "text": " Uh, what is getting this level 2 do?"}, {"start": 2703.96, "end": 2705.36, "text": " On trigger game plus 12 bonus heal?"}, {"start": 2705.36, "end": 2707.88, "text": " I don't think healing word is actually that good."}, {"start": 2707.88, "end": 2710.24, "text": " I don't care to level that."}, {"start": 2710.2400000000002, "end": 2724.2400000000002, "text": " power to hammer GVH. These are very good. Jesus fuck these are insane. Minus 0.5 CD."}, {"start": 2724.2400000000002, "end": 2734.36, "text": " Okay, buy those. Bang, bang. What do I want to reduce the cooldown of though? I think"}, {"start": 2734.36, "end": 2743.4, "text": " my legendary mace. No, there's a legendary mace that every time it attacks it like"}, {"start": 2743.4, "end": 2752.8, "text": " perma-gain shit. The book? No, the book has charges. It runs out. Fuck, I really"}, {"start": 2752.8, "end": 2757.96, "text": " want to buy this so I can like not freeze, right? I don't want to freeze this"}, {"start": 2757.96, "end": 2761.64, "text": " just for one shitty potion, but I think it's worth it, right?"}, {"start": 2765.96, "end": 2769.7200000000003, "text": " I think it's worth. Freeze. We'll see."}, {"start": 2772.84, "end": 2773.64, "text": " I'm barely winning."}, {"start": 2776.76, "end": 2779.08, "text": " Let's gain some max HP. We'll enter the shop."}, {"start": 2780.28, "end": 2782.52, "text": " Oh, it still gives me all these slots. Awesome."}, {"start": 2782.52, "end": 2788.56, "text": " I really need to level this mace up so I'm just rolling for the rare mace"}, {"start": 2791.48, "end": 2795.88, "text": " Maybe leveling was better it is I should have leveled"}, {"start": 2803.4, "end": 2805.4, "text": " Look I don't care about the book"}, {"start": 2806.36, "end": 2810.48, "text": " Was it mace book? Oh, maybe I cared about that, but I really am trying to get this level 2"}, {"start": 2810.48, "end": 2812.48, "text": " I need to get a level 2 so bad"}, {"start": 2812.52, "end": 2814.52, "text": " It's all I care about"}, {"start": 2815.9, "end": 2817.9, "text": " Fuck oh"}, {"start": 2819.82, "end": 2822.06, "text": " Look at the legendary holy shield to"}, {"start": 2822.86, "end": 2826.1, "text": " Grants immunity. This is the shield that the dev"}, {"start": 2826.9, "end": 2831.74, "text": " Fucking came in and donated and said sorry. It's to OP my bad"}, {"start": 2833.22, "end": 2836.0, "text": " Grants immunity to debuffs, but that's level three"}, {"start": 2837.94, "end": 2839.94, "text": " But still on trigger"}, {"start": 2839.94, "end": 2845.3, "text": " Cleanse 70% of your dea- I mean it's fucking ridiculous. We gotta fuck. Goddamn it. I have to freeze that."}, {"start": 2846.1, "end": 2849.34, "text": " Oh, I'm not gonna get a level 3 mace, but fine, whatever."}, {"start": 2860.46, "end": 2862.46, "text": " Freeze enemy."}, {"start": 2863.1, "end": 2866.34, "text": " Okay, freezing the enemy is too good at endgame."}, {"start": 2866.34, "end": 2871.1400000000003, "text": " Like you literally win in two seconds so you have to take that you can't play without it"}, {"start": 2876.34, "end": 2878.34, "text": " Trash"}, {"start": 2879.54, "end": 2881.54, "text": " Trash"}, {"start": 2882.2200000000003, "end": 2884.3, "text": " I'm getting fucked out here. I really am"}, {"start": 2885.94, "end": 2888.94, "text": " Just not giving me the mace that I want there's one"}, {"start": 2889.86, "end": 2894.6200000000003, "text": " But it's the day is here. I need one more after buying this"}, {"start": 2896.34, "end": 2915.2000000000003, "text": " Ah, sad."}, {"start": 2915.2000000000003, "end": 2917.34, "text": " Sell your entire board for it."}, {"start": 2917.34, "end": 2920.5, "text": " Well, okay, so then I buy it, right?"}, {"start": 2920.5, "end": 2923.1000000000004, "text": " And then I have to re-roll and buy another one."}, {"start": 2923.1, "end": 2937.62, "text": " I'd have to sell my entire screen. That'd be 18, 20, that's 38, 51 gold, 64 gold. Yeah,"}, {"start": 2937.62, "end": 2943.58, "text": " no, I can't buy two of them. I guess I have the shield I could sell. Uh, fuck Maystuddy,"}, {"start": 2943.58, "end": 2953.58, "text": " I don't think I'm going to actually get to utilize this."}, {"start": 2953.58, "end": 2970.74, "text": " Well I don't need this paladin's hammer anymore because I have this shield actually cleansing"}, {"start": 2970.74, "end": 2972.74, "text": " my debuffs."}, {"start": 2972.7400000000002, "end": 2974.7400000000002, "text": " 2.8 seconds CD"}, {"start": 2978.7400000000002, "end": 2983.4, "text": " Hmm, I just got to see guys"}, {"start": 2986.1400000000003, "end": 2989.48, "text": " It's actually right there 40 gold 20"}, {"start": 2994.34, "end": 2999.94, "text": " Freeze it I can't freeze it because the next day is when I get the option to upgrade it to level 3"}, {"start": 2999.94, "end": 3004.06, "text": " Honestly, I think selling the legendary is even worth it."}, {"start": 3004.06, "end": 3009.34, "text": " Day 9 already pet- no, this is it."}, {"start": 3009.34, "end": 3011.86, "text": " No, you missed it. Wait, did I?"}, {"start": 3011.86, "end": 3017.14, "text": " Did I already miss it?"}, {"start": 3017.14, "end": 3026.82, "text": " I didn't get that option."}, {"start": 3026.82, "end": 3029.98, "text": " Oh, you're right. I got the freeze instead. Oh"}, {"start": 3030.78, "end": 3036.54, "text": " Fuck you're right. You're right. You're right. I thought it was someone donated and said it's day nine. I'm like I"}, {"start": 3037.26, "end": 3039.26, "text": " Guess I just freeze it then fuck"}, {"start": 3041.98, "end": 3043.98, "text": " That's how it goes all right leave shop"}, {"start": 3043.98, "end": 3060.14, "text": " I think I lose here actually."}, {"start": 3060.14, "end": 3063.34, "text": " I don't have a ramping dam, so if I'm not w- oh they have the legendary redemption."}, {"start": 3063.34, "end": 3065.7, "text": " Look at this fucking freak."}, {"start": 3065.7, "end": 3066.7, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 3066.7, "end": 3067.7, "text": " Okay, bang."}, {"start": 3067.7, "end": 3068.7, "text": " Should level up."}, {"start": 3068.7000000000003, "end": 3072.1000000000004, "text": " Okay, bang."}, {"start": 3072.1000000000004, "end": 3077.94, "text": " Should level up."}, {"start": 3077.94, "end": 3079.5400000000004, "text": " All trash."}, {"start": 3079.5400000000004, "end": 3086.7000000000003, "text": " I fucking hate the book."}, {"start": 3086.7000000000003, "end": 3088.38, "text": " There's my legendary hammer."}, {"start": 3088.38, "end": 3089.38, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 3089.38, "end": 3090.38, "text": " That's what I need."}, {"start": 3090.38, "end": 3095.38, "text": " And I was gonna dump all my CD reduction potions."}, {"start": 3095.38, "end": 3115.1, "text": " Okay, I think I want the multi-hit over here plus 17 damage as a multi-hit so that's better."}, {"start": 3115.1, "end": 3116.1, "text": " Shorter CD as well."}, {"start": 3116.1, "end": 3119.1800000000003, "text": " Let's go ahead and dump everything onto this weapon."}, {"start": 3119.1800000000003, "end": 3124.82, "text": " It's now a 3 second cooldown, 2.9."}, {"start": 3124.82, "end": 3130.8, "text": " So I need to heal more, whenever you heal, permanently gain plus 1 damage and plus 2 healing."}, {"start": 3130.8, "end": 3132.8, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 3132.8, "end": 3135.4, "text": " Oh, permanently 2."}, {"start": 3135.4, "end": 3141.0, "text": " What sucks though is I'm not really able to lose and I'm now, now I'm ramping, right?"}, {"start": 3141.0, "end": 3150.32, "text": " Just a little late."}, {"start": 3150.32, "end": 3153.32, "text": " When I reduce the lars for scaling."}, {"start": 3153.32, "end": 3155.56, "text": " There's an argument for that."}, {"start": 3155.56, "end": 3164.6400000000003, "text": " You're right, because this would gain more damage because this multicasts."}, {"start": 3164.6400000000003, "end": 3169.2000000000003, "text": " Let's just get the three lucky re-rolls."}, {"start": 3169.2000000000003, "end": 3175.6800000000003, "text": " On trigger, trigger the holy item to the left."}, {"start": 3175.6800000000003, "end": 3177.52, "text": " This is pretty good."}, {"start": 3177.52, "end": 3178.52, "text": " And it heals."}, {"start": 3178.52, "end": 3180.52, "text": " We definitely want this."}, {"start": 3180.52, "end": 3190.22, "text": " Uh, what is- Honestly, I kind of want to buff Solaris."}, {"start": 3190.22, "end": 3194.18, "text": " Because this attacks twice, it has multi hits, so it's more healing."}, {"start": 3194.18, "end": 3200.06, "text": " Um, but then Redemption doesn't get the crit chance."}, {"start": 3200.06, "end": 3205.02, "text": " Unless I take away the bonus damage from this, which I think is worth it."}, {"start": 3205.02, "end": 3207.02, "text": " I think that's fine."}, {"start": 3207.02, "end": 3209.22, "text": " This gets the bonus damage, that gets the crit."}, {"start": 3209.2200000000003, "end": 3210.2200000000003, "text": " This looks way better."}, {"start": 3210.2200000000003, "end": 3213.2200000000003, "text": " Oh no, that gets bonus damage."}, {"start": 3213.2200000000003, "end": 3216.7200000000003, "text": " Yeah, bonus damage on the healer's oath."}, {"start": 3216.7200000000003, "end": 3218.2200000000003, "text": " That's so much better."}, {"start": 3218.2200000000003, "end": 3225.2200000000003, "text": " What was I doing?"}, {"start": 3225.2200000000003, "end": 3230.6200000000003, "text": " Give it plus one multi-cast."}, {"start": 3230.62, "end": 3245.8599999999997, "text": " That's a freeze angle."}, {"start": 3245.8599999999997, "end": 3246.8599999999997, "text": " Use it on the artifact."}, {"start": 3246.8599999999997, "end": 3251.62, "text": " You think on the holy sigil?"}, {"start": 3251.62, "end": 3256.7, "text": " Or do I want to put it on the big hitter?"}, {"start": 3256.7000000000003, "end": 3262.6600000000003, "text": " Putting it on the sigil would make the Solaris proc a lot more than the Solaris does healing"}, {"start": 3262.6600000000003, "end": 3267.86, "text": " and then this gains more damage from the healing, right?"}, {"start": 3267.86, "end": 3268.86, "text": " Or I just buff the damage."}, {"start": 3268.86, "end": 3269.86, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3269.86, "end": 3271.82, "text": " What's better to do here?"}, {"start": 3271.82, "end": 3277.94, "text": " I think big hitter is it's really going to be tough for me to get multicast on this"}, {"start": 3277.94, "end": 3279.6600000000003, "text": " thing otherwise."}, {"start": 3279.6600000000003, "end": 3282.86, "text": " Let's level up."}, {"start": 3282.86, "end": 3284.34, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 3284.34, "end": 3285.6200000000003, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 3285.62, "end": 3287.62, "text": " Solaris"}, {"start": 3291.62, "end": 3293.8599999999997, "text": " Sigil you can always have the sigil cast legendary"}, {"start": 3297.94, "end": 3302.3199999999997, "text": " Fuck you're right that would have been sought you're fucking right"}, {"start": 3304.74, "end": 3306.74, "text": " I don't think I like this screen"}, {"start": 3308.66, "end": 3312.3199999999997, "text": " Okay, we gained some shock shock is not that good though. I"}, {"start": 3312.32, "end": 3315.92, "text": " I don't think I spend money on this"}, {"start": 3319.2000000000003, "end": 3321.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, this is not good for me at all"}, {"start": 3333.7200000000003, "end": 3335.28, "text": " Sword no"}, {"start": 3335.28, "end": 3341.04, "text": " Swords not worth money. I don't know what I'm gonna like once I start combining these solaris is I'm not sure what I'm gonna"}, {"start": 3341.04, "end": 3349.7599999999998, "text": " want to put down honestly another shield potentially why am I rolling fucking broke"}, {"start": 3349.7599999999998, "end": 3358.6, "text": " let's go the hell this guy's doing a store oh he's doing a burn build I mean"}, {"start": 3358.6, "end": 3367.44, "text": " it's not maybe it'll ramp no I cleanse debuffs oh he just dies in the opener"}, {"start": 3367.44, "end": 3371.88, "text": " Tonight I need someone who's gonna live a little bit longer so I can ramp more"}, {"start": 3378.8, "end": 3382.52, "text": " Should I buy potion belts can you explain this game like that?"}, {"start": 3383.28, "end": 3386.88, "text": " Like backpack battle. It's the same thing just less organizing"}, {"start": 3387.2000000000003, "end": 3389.56, "text": " You have six slots and you upgrade like tft"}, {"start": 3389.56, "end": 3392.84, "text": " I think I buy this potion because you don't need to have it equipped"}, {"start": 3393.2400000000002, "end": 3397.28, "text": " You just put it in your belt and you get free pots. I think it's good no matter what you're playing"}, {"start": 3397.44, "end": 3399.44, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3409.44, "end": 3411.44, "text": " Topaz beer"}, {"start": 3421.48, "end": 3424.58, "text": " Wow this guy's doing a shock build he actually got what he needs"}, {"start": 3427.44, "end": 3432.32, "text": " Yeah, he actually has a full shock build. These are great items, but I don't think"}, {"start": 3432.32, "end": 3438.92, "text": " it's scaled that hard. Yeah, it's not scaled enough."}, {"start": 3440.56, "end": 3445.44, "text": " Missing Zeus. Yeah, the shocking twice bullshit, I think."}, {"start": 3445.44, "end": 3453.2000000000003, "text": " Give an item 10% crit chance. See that's crazy. Hello, beautiful."}, {"start": 3453.2000000000003, "end": 3476.28, "text": " Fuck it, level up."}, {"start": 3476.28, "end": 3478.88, "text": " Hello beautiful again."}, {"start": 3478.88, "end": 3480.88, "text": " Freeze."}, {"start": 3480.88, "end": 3492.2400000000002, "text": " Fuck it. I'm just gonna go in with what I currently have. I should be fine, surely, right?"}, {"start": 3492.2400000000002, "end": 3497.8, "text": " Ooh, this guy's also got my redemption, but his isn't scaled, like, at all. Mine hits"}, {"start": 3497.8, "end": 3513.84, "text": " for for heals for a thousand it's 500 oh but he might still win Jesus whoo damn I"}, {"start": 3513.84, "end": 3519.34, "text": " just scaled off that guy fuck yeah what is he doing on trigger game plus one"}, {"start": 3519.34, "end": 3527.4, "text": " bonus damn oh my goodness this bow is scary it was oh I won all right let's go"}, {"start": 3527.4, "end": 3533.04, "text": " endless this is where it really matters gain a gold excellent take that bang"}, {"start": 3533.04, "end": 3540.12, "text": " bang massive shield increase hello beautiful another one of these bad boys"}, {"start": 3540.12, "end": 3548.0, "text": " excellent I can get another one I'll be even happier"}, {"start": 3550.08, "end": 3555.64, "text": " hmm imagine playing witch right here by the way look at this triple legendary"}, {"start": 3555.64, "end": 3563.96, "text": " wand. Crazy. Alright, let's give Crypt to the big hitter. I'm rolling because I want"}, {"start": 3563.96, "end": 3578.04, "text": " to see it. We'll freeze, let's go. Come on buddy, I need you to have more healing"}, {"start": 3578.04, "end": 3581.04, "text": " in that. Survive!"}, {"start": 3589.04, "end": 3591.04, "text": " Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't."}, {"start": 3593.04, "end": 3597.04, "text": " What would I want to give poison to? Probably my maze, the one that procs whenever I heal, right?"}, {"start": 3598.04, "end": 3600.04, "text": " I feel like that's kind of insane."}, {"start": 3602.04, "end": 3604.04, "text": " Another potion belt on sale, excellent."}, {"start": 3608.04, "end": 3609.08, "text": " Uhhhhhh..."}, {"start": 3610.44, "end": 3613.54, "text": " What I also need is I need to get healing on my healer's oath."}, {"start": 3613.54, "end": 3617.44, "text": " If I get a potion from this witch's belt that gives, you know, a weapon plus one heal..."}, {"start": 3618.14, "end": 3619.44, "text": " Oh, that's so good."}, {"start": 3625.54, "end": 3626.64, "text": " It already has healing."}, {"start": 3627.34, "end": 3628.14, "text": " No, it doesn't."}, {"start": 3633.54, "end": 3634.94, "text": " It gets healing, does it?"}, {"start": 3634.94, "end": 3643.7400000000002, "text": " When another item heals, game plus two bonus heal."}, {"start": 3643.7400000000002, "end": 3645.94, "text": " Where's the healing?"}, {"start": 3645.94, "end": 3662.5, "text": " Oh, it's not perma, so in the fight after it attacks one time, it starts healing, okay."}, {"start": 3662.5, "end": 3669.5, "text": " i see"}, {"start": 3669.5, "end": 3674.5, "text": " i really need another redemption that's like all i care about right now"}, {"start": 3674.5, "end": 3681.5, "text": " what is that? will you shield? whenever you gain shield, deal 50 damage? nah, that's not your free"}, {"start": 3681.5, "end": 3695.18, "text": " Hmm, it's an axe."}, {"start": 3695.18, "end": 3703.58, "text": " I mean, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 3703.58, "end": 3705.86, "text": " What happens when I get this to level 2?"}, {"start": 3705.86, "end": 3707.86, "text": " Trigger it twice."}, {"start": 3707.86, "end": 3709.86, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 3711.7000000000003, "end": 3713.7000000000003, "text": " This motherfucker"}, {"start": 3713.78, "end": 3716.2400000000002, "text": " Start of combat permanently gain three damage"}, {"start": 3716.78, "end": 3724.8, "text": " So he doesn't even have it to level three start of combat if this is your only item permanently gain 25 damage and plus remulticast"}, {"start": 3726.7400000000002, "end": 3728.7400000000002, "text": " Does he not realize that it's like"}, {"start": 3733.2200000000003, "end": 3735.2200000000003, "text": " It's not even level three"}, {"start": 3737.86, "end": 3741.5, "text": " Fuckin idiot."}, {"start": 3741.5, "end": 3743.58, "text": " You probably rolled down and missed it."}, {"start": 3743.58, "end": 3746.38, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 3746.38, "end": 3748.1800000000003, "text": " Massive."}, {"start": 3748.1800000000003, "end": 3758.1800000000003, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 3758.1800000000003, "end": 3762.46, "text": " Give me my redemption for scaling right now."}, {"start": 3762.46, "end": 3765.98, "text": " The shop only has legendary items and not a single one that I need."}, {"start": 3765.98, "end": 3776.42, "text": " that. Only contains legendary items not a single one I need. Another Solaris. Alright"}, {"start": 3776.42, "end": 3782.02, "text": " one more of these and it gets to level 3. That's nice I guess. Gain some max health"}, {"start": 3782.02, "end": 3787.02, "text": " use our item to give plus 3 healing throw that over there."}, {"start": 3787.02, "end": 3796.2599999999998, "text": " This guy's doing a moon build with wildfire on trigger permanently game plus one burn"}, {"start": 3796.2599999999998, "end": 3806.22, "text": " Why would he permanently give your other moon items plus four damn all right this guy's a"}, {"start": 3806.2200000000003, "end": 3815.6600000000003, "text": " big multi-hitter. Unfortunately, he got blown the fuck up."}, {"start": 3815.6600000000003, "end": 3830.5600000000004, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 3830.5600000000004, "end": 3833.9, "text": " Use on an item to increase the chance of finding it in the shop."}, {"start": 3833.9, "end": 3839.26, "text": " okay these are this is a really big page however my luck is almost maxed out I"}, {"start": 3839.26, "end": 3848.3, "text": " think 15% is max but let's freeze this 10% crit chance bang three free re-rolls"}, {"start": 3848.3, "end": 3855.38, "text": " bang 25% is max okay well let's leave shop and let's just go fight"}, {"start": 3855.38, "end": 3868.08, "text": " So what happened there they have a level 3 protector all right hook just has a"}, {"start": 3868.08, "end": 3875.06, "text": " thousand fucking things on it increase your critical strike damage from x2 to"}, {"start": 3875.06, "end": 3884.08, "text": " x5 658% crit chance whenever this"}, {"start": 3884.08, "end": 3887.7799999999997, "text": " crits gain two goblets huh he has a"}, {"start": 3887.7799999999997, "end": 3892.46, "text": " level 3 hook he's got a level 3"}, {"start": 3892.46, "end": 3894.94, "text": " protector and he has a level 3 loss"}, {"start": 3894.94, "end": 3901.7799999999997, "text": " fragment how how he's level 30 how"}, {"start": 3901.78, "end": 3906.44, "text": " Oh, probably because he went hook build he farmed money"}, {"start": 3907.82, "end": 3912.9, "text": " Yeah, he's getting like 50 goblets per fight 16 multi hits on this thing"}, {"start": 3918.5800000000004, "end": 3920.5800000000004, "text": " Cauldron gives potions"}, {"start": 3924.34, "end": 3926.42, "text": " How does it have 11 multicast"}, {"start": 3926.42, "end": 3933.42, "text": " Lost fragment level 3 on trigger permanently give the item above 1 multicast."}, {"start": 3933.42, "end": 3940.42, "text": " On trigger give the item below plus 3 multicast."}, {"start": 3940.42, "end": 3949.42, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3956.42, "end": 3962.88, "text": " Well, you can get the 200 gold upgrade pots from the potion."}, {"start": 3962.88, "end": 3964.6800000000003, "text": " Yeah, I mean, that's clearly what they did."}, {"start": 3964.6800000000003, "end": 3966.12, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 3966.12, "end": 3967.44, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 3967.44, "end": 3969.44, "text": " Shhh."}, {"start": 3983.44, "end": 3985.44, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 3997.44, "end": 4014.0, "text": " do I freeze here or do I fucking roll I think I I mean I'm not gonna be able to"}, {"start": 4014.0, "end": 4019.4, "text": " buy it anyway so oh can I go back to the shop oh I sure froze my bad minus"}, {"start": 4019.4, "end": 4022.8, "text": " whatever that was okay this guy does have a level three check how I gained"}, {"start": 4022.8, "end": 4028.92, "text": " 6 random Dark or Cursed items."}, {"start": 4028.92, "end": 4034.1200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4034.1200000000003, "end": 4036.92, "text": " Level 45 by the way, I'm level 10."}, {"start": 4036.92, "end": 4038.5600000000004, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4038.5600000000004, "end": 4048.2400000000002, "text": " Start of combat trigger your Dark items 3 times, except for Dark Necklace."}, {"start": 4048.2400000000002, "end": 4058.2400000000002, "text": " of combat permanently gained 60 multicast and 30 shield. I'm dead."}, {"start": 4058.2400000000002, "end": 4076.2000000000003, "text": " I mean it's fucking ridiculous. The oak, I just won't give a fuck about DPS and the"}, {"start": 4076.2000000000003, "end": 4097.400000000001, "text": " oaks I'm not going to do shit regular bow do I try this build try and get this"}, {"start": 4097.4, "end": 4102.74, "text": " This fuckered a level to max level?"}, {"start": 4102.74, "end": 4104.7, "text": " Maybe I can activate it?"}, {"start": 4104.7, "end": 4110.54, "text": " I feel like I don't want a level then because I just want the regular bow, right?"}, {"start": 4110.54, "end": 4126.62, "text": " It's a common and I'm not fucking seeing it."}, {"start": 4126.62, "end": 4128.62, "text": " It's not in the game."}, {"start": 4128.62, "end": 4131.62, "text": " Settings, er, no, menu, end run."}, {"start": 4133.62, "end": 4135.62, "text": " Not gonna waste my time at that point."}, {"start": 4140.62, "end": 4142.62, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 4142.62, "end": 4166.0199999999995, "text": " Molten bow as multicast applies flame which book you think which again the thing is I'm"}, {"start": 4166.02, "end": 4168.580000000001, "text": " I'm now thinking to a point where it's like,"}, {"start": 4168.580000000001, "end": 4171.34, "text": " what are the potential broken builds?"}, {"start": 4173.42, "end": 4176.780000000001, "text": " Like, I feel like there's no broken build"}, {"start": 4176.780000000001, "end": 4177.88, "text": " with a molten bow."}, {"start": 4178.9400000000005, "end": 4180.160000000001, "text": " Burn is just bad."}, {"start": 4181.18, "end": 4182.06, "text": " It's useless."}, {"start": 4184.3, "end": 4185.580000000001, "text": " Dark is the most broken."}, {"start": 4185.580000000001, "end": 4188.5, "text": " And yeah, it's like, do I even play the game?"}, {"start": 4188.5, "end": 4190.34, "text": " There's gold farming."}, {"start": 4190.34, "end": 4192.02, "text": " Gold farming seems pretty crazy."}, {"start": 4196.02, "end": 4199.96, "text": " Low CD freeze."}, {"start": 4199.96, "end": 4206.22, "text": " Any level 3 infinity scale is a broken build."}, {"start": 4206.22, "end": 4211.42, "text": " You think molten bow on trigger permanently gain plus 1 burn?"}, {"start": 4211.42, "end": 4214.42, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 4214.42, "end": 4218.9800000000005, "text": " We're gonna go molten bow here."}, {"start": 4218.9800000000005, "end": 4219.9800000000005, "text": " Burn is meh?"}, {"start": 4219.9800000000005, "end": 4220.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4220.9800000000005, "end": 4221.9800000000005, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 4221.9800000000005, "end": 4238.740000000001, "text": " And this guy's got a six starter kit."}, {"start": 4238.740000000001, "end": 4246.06, "text": " I lose."}, {"start": 4246.06, "end": 4249.14, "text": " There's a crystal, though."}, {"start": 4249.14, "end": 4258.660000000001, "text": " trigger game plus one bonus bleed and 10% chance to apply 12 bleed."}, {"start": 4258.660000000001, "end": 4267.780000000001, "text": " Also there's staff of Zeus."}, {"start": 4267.780000000001, "end": 4271.38, "text": " Definitely think I take this."}, {"start": 4271.38, "end": 4274.660000000001, "text": " I don't think I take a crystal though."}, {"start": 4274.66, "end": 4282.66, "text": " I should level."}, {"start": 4282.66, "end": 4285.66, "text": " Arcane Cleaver."}, {"start": 4285.66, "end": 4290.66, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4290.66, "end": 4292.66, "text": " Don't level if you want level 3."}, {"start": 4292.66, "end": 4294.66, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4294.66, "end": 4303.66, "text": " No, leveling is good as long as it improves my chances to get rares and I think it does."}, {"start": 4303.66, "end": 4311.82, "text": " Hmm, go arcane, I could."}, {"start": 4311.82, "end": 4316.5, "text": " Yeah, I think dots are shit."}, {"start": 4316.5, "end": 4320.7, "text": " There's a legendary arcane weapon where like every time you apply a debuff, the weapon"}, {"start": 4320.7, "end": 4321.7, "text": " gains damage."}, {"start": 4321.7, "end": 4325.3, "text": " It's like pretty insane."}, {"start": 4325.3, "end": 4329.7, "text": " And that has scaling."}, {"start": 4329.7, "end": 4333.2, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 4333.2, "end": 4341.599999999999, "text": " On trigger permanently gain four random debuffs."}, {"start": 4341.599999999999, "end": 4343.599999999999, "text": " Countered by one shield."}, {"start": 4343.599999999999, "end": 4350.46, "text": " Well, again, the void, it gains damage permanently like it's physical damage is increased whenever"}, {"start": 4350.46, "end": 4351.46, "text": " you apply a debuff."}, {"start": 4351.46, "end": 4354.44, "text": " So, the one shield that makes them immune to debuffs isn't a big deal."}, {"start": 4354.4400000000005, "end": 4359.4400000000005, "text": " It's just that I applied it, I guess they're become immune to debuffs so I can't apply it."}, {"start": 4360.4400000000005, "end": 4365.4400000000005, "text": " God, this game is fucking broken. I fucking hate Dev, I know you're here, I hate you."}, {"start": 4365.4400000000005, "end": 4367.4400000000005, "text": " Fix your game. Make it fun."}, {"start": 4370.4400000000005, "end": 4372.4400000000005, "text": " It's gonna save up in level."}, {"start": 4372.4400000000005, "end": 4384.120000000001, "text": " It's fun because it's broken."}, {"start": 4384.120000000001, "end": 4389.06, "text": " Dude, isn't Slay the Spire 2 like literally getting spam downvoted by Chinese players"}, {"start": 4389.06, "end": 4391.960000000001, "text": " because the game isn't broken anymore?"}, {"start": 4391.960000000001, "end": 4397.000000000001, "text": " I barely won that."}, {"start": 4397.000000000001, "end": 4401.360000000001, "text": " I think they like playing the exact same build over and over again and breaking the"}, {"start": 4401.36, "end": 4406.799999999999, "text": " game and then the dev patched it and they're fucking furious"}, {"start": 4413.0, "end": 4417.88, "text": " fuck them well it actually like review bombed it on steam and fucked it up I"}, {"start": 4417.88, "end": 4421.16, "text": " think it's like negative right now"}, {"start": 4424.799999999999, "end": 4428.32, "text": " so it sucks"}, {"start": 4431.36, "end": 4435.36, "text": " Here's more arcane."}, {"start": 4435.36, "end": 4439.36, "text": " Okay, molten bow."}, {"start": 4439.36, "end": 4443.36, "text": " Sure, we'll take that."}, {"start": 4449.36, "end": 4453.36, "text": " Do you ever really trust team reviews though? Usually I do, yeah."}, {"start": 4453.36, "end": 4458.36, "text": " I mean, I take it with a grain of salt, but a lot of the time..."}, {"start": 4458.36, "end": 4463.36, "text": " They're pretty good representation as to what you're going to be playing."}, {"start": 4463.36, "end": 4468.36, "text": " Usually, multi-cast a shield or weapon buff or value potion."}, {"start": 4468.36, "end": 4481.36, "text": " I think I do value potion."}, {"start": 4481.36, "end": 4487.36, "text": " And I wait for something super expensive."}, {"start": 4487.36, "end": 4489.679999999999, "text": " Hey, what are my odds for rares? 30%?"}, {"start": 4490.5599999999995, "end": 4491.679999999999, "text": " 35%"}, {"start": 4494.799999999999, "end": 4498.08, "text": " I shouldn't be rolling, but I really fucking love hitting this button."}, {"start": 4500.24, "end": 4502.639999999999, "text": " Even though I know I can't afford anything."}, {"start": 4502.639999999999, "end": 4503.28, "text": " Ooh, hello."}, {"start": 4504.16, "end": 4504.799999999999, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4504.799999999999, "end": 4506.96, "text": " If I get to this to three, what does this do?"}, {"start": 4506.96, "end": 4510.799999999999, "text": " Burn takes 150% faster and shock triggers instantly."}, {"start": 4517.36, "end": 4525.719999999999, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 4525.719999999999, "end": 4527.0, "text": " You can spin the potion."}, {"start": 4527.0, "end": 4529.48, "text": " For 35 gold, I don't think it's worth."}, {"start": 4529.48, "end": 4532.88, "text": " I'll wait for something that's like 55 gold."}, {"start": 4532.88, "end": 4535.44, "text": " I don't think I'll lose here."}, {"start": 4535.44, "end": 4536.719999999999, "text": " I think I win."}, {"start": 4536.719999999999, "end": 4540.24, "text": " Except this guy does have a level 2 Twilight's edge already."}, {"start": 4540.24, "end": 4542.48, "text": " So maybe not."}, {"start": 4542.48, "end": 4544.759999999999, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 4544.76, "end": 4551.76, "text": " the fuck."}, {"start": 4551.76, "end": 4556.4800000000005, "text": " God I was close. If I used it, I won that. That's unfortunate."}, {"start": 4556.4800000000005, "end": 4557.64, "text": " My fault."}, {"start": 4557.64, "end": 4559.4800000000005, "text": " Buy this, bang."}, {"start": 4559.4800000000005, "end": 4560.96, "text": " Roll."}, {"start": 4560.96, "end": 4566.08, "text": " Hello, beautiful."}, {"start": 4566.08, "end": 4569.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, permanently gain burn. We should buy that."}, {"start": 4569.4400000000005, "end": 4570.92, "text": " Now it's kind of scaling."}, {"start": 4570.92, "end": 4573.72, "text": " permanently give the flame item to the right plus 2 burn."}, {"start": 4575.0, "end": 4576.28, "text": " Okay, I'll take that."}, {"start": 4578.52, "end": 4581.4, "text": " 5 seconds CD, this is multicast, fuck."}, {"start": 4584.4, "end": 4584.9, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4590.88, "end": 4591.76, "text": " That was level 2."}, {"start": 4593.0, "end": 4595.92, "text": " You're right, it's not scaling yet, I need to get a level 2 ASAP."}, {"start": 4596.6, "end": 4598.64, "text": " This is good though, this is some part of Thingamajig."}, {"start": 4600.92, "end": 4607.22, "text": " I just hate that it's like, I'm wasting the heal slot, but what am I going to do? I guess I can go here and here?"}, {"start": 4608.82, "end": 4610.02, "text": " Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 4617.92, "end": 4621.22, "text": " Now I need that one burn shield so I can make the fights last longer."}, {"start": 4621.72, "end": 4623.12, "text": " And then I can scale more."}, {"start": 4623.12, "end": 4625.42, "text": " Steal a potion by Tau'ri Gain Healing."}, {"start": 4626.92, "end": 4629.92, "text": " What is a vitality slot? I think it's like heal it. No, it's trash."}, {"start": 4631.8, "end": 4633.8, "text": " Let's do a potion shop"}, {"start": 4637.64, "end": 4644.76, "text": " Look at that okay gain 20 XP give it plus one shock give it crit chance plus one healing"}, {"start": 4645.28, "end": 4647.4400000000005, "text": " That's a big one. We'll take a time tonic"}, {"start": 4650.04, "end": 4657.08, "text": " Use on an item to give it the storm tag wait a second that could be insane with my staff of Zeus"}, {"start": 4657.92, "end": 4659.92, "text": " And I put it on my molten bow"}, {"start": 4660.92, "end": 4663.72, "text": " Then it becomes a shock item. Maybe there's something crazy in there"}, {"start": 4667.12, "end": 4674.66, "text": " Why well staff of Zeus burn takes 25% faster and shock triggers twice so"}, {"start": 4677.16, "end": 4679.16, "text": " If I could do like a burn shock"}, {"start": 4679.8, "end": 4683.4800000000005, "text": " Combo it just adds a tag, but maybe there's I don't know"}, {"start": 4684.2, "end": 4688.36, "text": " There's something in lightning out there. That's like triggers your lightning items or something"}, {"start": 4688.36, "end": 4692.599999999999, "text": " Maybe you're not."}, {"start": 4692.599999999999, "end": 4693.599999999999, "text": " I think this is worth it."}, {"start": 4693.599999999999, "end": 4695.24, "text": " We'll take the XP."}, {"start": 4695.24, "end": 4702.839999999999, "text": " Give an item plus one shock to put it on that fucker."}, {"start": 4702.839999999999, "end": 4706.4, "text": " I'm just going to put the storm tag on it."}, {"start": 4706.4, "end": 4708.96, "text": " These free re-rolls will come in handy."}, {"start": 4708.96, "end": 4711.799999999999, "text": " Give an item plus one healing and crit chance."}, {"start": 4711.799999999999, "end": 4712.799999999999, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 4712.799999999999, "end": 4713.799999999999, "text": " I'm buying it all."}, {"start": 4713.799999999999, "end": 4714.799999999999, "text": " Leave shop."}, {"start": 4714.799999999999, "end": 4715.799999999999, "text": " All my gold's gone, but worth."}, {"start": 4715.8, "end": 4720.4800000000005, "text": " Got another molten bow here."}, {"start": 4720.4800000000005, "end": 4721.4800000000005, "text": " We freeze that."}, {"start": 4721.4800000000005, "end": 4725.52, "text": " Go to that there, fuck it."}, {"start": 4725.52, "end": 4730.12, "text": " Now what should I reduce the CD of?"}, {"start": 4730.12, "end": 4733.28, "text": " Probably the fire orb."}, {"start": 4733.28, "end": 4734.400000000001, "text": " Crossbow is good."}, {"start": 4734.400000000001, "end": 4737.84, "text": " On trigger, trigger another random bow."}, {"start": 4737.84, "end": 4739.0, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 4739.0, "end": 4743.64, "text": " I can see that being good."}, {"start": 4743.64, "end": 4745.320000000001, "text": " This is a really good page."}, {"start": 4745.32, "end": 4750.82, "text": " I'm gonna buff the fire orb. I'm gonna give some crit chance to that. Fuck it. Let's leave shop. Let's go fight."}, {"start": 4752.719999999999, "end": 4755.719999999999, "text": " I died fucking instantly. What the flying fuck?"}, {"start": 4764.719999999999, "end": 4766.719999999999, "text": " I don't even know what's happening anymore."}, {"start": 4775.32, "end": 4787.639999999999, "text": " Do I buy a launcher? You need HP? Yeah, I haven't really leveled, have I?"}, {"start": 4787.639999999999, "end": 4792.4, "text": " I'm not gonna buy the launcher. Ooh, big flame shield, that's huge. Whenever you apply burn,"}, {"start": 4792.4, "end": 4795.0, "text": " gain that much bonus shield."}, {"start": 4795.0, "end": 4809.84, "text": " Hmm, he's gonna freeze it and go."}, {"start": 4809.84, "end": 4821.6, "text": " Yeah, I'm just gonna get one tapped because another money farmer."}, {"start": 4821.6, "end": 4822.6, "text": " The gaudy doesn't do damn."}, {"start": 4822.6, "end": 4839.6, "text": " Honestly, I'm just going to level up, leave shop, let's go fight."}, {"start": 4851.6, "end": 4857.6, "text": " Reduce cooldowns or increase luck. Random blessing, gain treasure."}, {"start": 4860.6, "end": 4863.6, "text": " 15% luck is kinda crazy."}, {"start": 4865.6, "end": 4867.6, "text": " I think I do that."}, {"start": 4871.6, "end": 4873.6, "text": " Nah, these are all shit."}, {"start": 4875.6, "end": 4877.6, "text": " What day is it?"}, {"start": 4878.6, "end": 4880.6, "text": " Oh that was my day 9 upgrade. God fucking dammit."}, {"start": 4881.6, "end": 4889.6, "text": " I have no level 3s in this game ever. Here's the Void Singer by the way. Whenever you apply a debuff, permanently gain plus 1 damage."}, {"start": 4891.6, "end": 4897.6, "text": " There's also the Stormbow. On trigger, trigger a shock stack on an enemy. It's also big."}, {"start": 4897.6, "end": 4909.6, "text": " And there's even a storm shield."}, {"start": 4909.6, "end": 4922.4800000000005, "text": " But I only have room for one thing unless I drop this fire orb."}, {"start": 4922.4800000000005, "end": 4926.900000000001, "text": " Storm guard is huge on trigger, permanently increase shock damage by 2."}, {"start": 4926.900000000001, "end": 4949.820000000001, "text": " Is it huge?"}, {"start": 4949.820000000001, "end": 4951.3, "text": " I think Void Singer is better."}, {"start": 4951.3, "end": 4952.900000000001, "text": " I think I have to rock it."}, {"start": 4952.900000000001, "end": 4957.900000000001, "text": " And I gotta get rid of...uh...I can't even afford it, goodness."}, {"start": 4959.900000000001, "end": 4963.900000000001, "text": " Man, everything here is...fuck, this sucks. I hate everything on my screen right now."}, {"start": 4963.900000000001, "end": 4966.900000000001, "text": " Shock build pivot. I haven't scaled it."}, {"start": 4971.900000000001, "end": 4977.900000000001, "text": " And...no, I would...hmm, I do have three really good shock items here."}, {"start": 4978.700000000001, "end": 4981.200000000001, "text": " Stormpike, Stormguard."}, {"start": 4987.500000000001, "end": 4990.900000000001, "text": " I see the build, get both Fire and Shock, Void Singer for scaling."}, {"start": 4991.6, "end": 4993.3, "text": " So, yeah, I think so too."}, {"start": 4995.6, "end": 4998.500000000001, "text": " Yeah, just freeze and leave, let's just go. Maybe I win."}, {"start": 5000.700000000001, "end": 5003.1, "text": " Man, every build just feels so fucking bad."}, {"start": 5007.900000000001, "end": 5009.900000000001, "text": " How am I healing the fuck"}, {"start": 5014.620000000001, "end": 5022.3, "text": " Let's go avoid singer take that out honestly fuck the storm. I don't really see it happening"}, {"start": 5024.900000000001, "end": 5026.900000000001, "text": " She maybe"}, {"start": 5029.860000000001, "end": 5034.700000000001, "text": " See tempest is great, but it doesn't apply any shock right it triggers the shock"}, {"start": 5034.7, "end": 5041.46, "text": " I just want to be applying debuffs, which is why I don't know if I give a fuck about the fire orb anymore"}, {"start": 5048.26, "end": 5052.42, "text": " My question is whenever this does apply shock like it so right now"}, {"start": 5052.58, "end": 5058.54, "text": " It applies one shock when it attacks right and then it permanently gains one and then it does two and then three whatever"}, {"start": 5058.7, "end": 5061.0199999999995, "text": " So my question is does void stinger?"}, {"start": 5064.7, "end": 5068.28, "text": " Would it gain plus two damage when I apply to shock?"}, {"start": 5069.38, "end": 5073.34, "text": " Or is it just the application is plus one only one?"}, {"start": 5074.42, "end": 5076.42, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 5079.38, "end": 5082.96, "text": " Hmm in that case, I don't know if I care about storm that much I"}, {"start": 5090.0599999999995, "end": 5093.42, "text": " Don't know if I care about fire orb if I'm gonna be scaling my void stinger"}, {"start": 5094.7, "end": 5095.5, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 5096.0, "end": 5097.2, "text": " For now, just roll."}, {"start": 5097.8, "end": 5100.599999999999, "text": " When you apply burn, gain that much bonus damage."}, {"start": 5103.8, "end": 5105.4, "text": " It's a fucking crazy ass weapon."}, {"start": 5105.4, "end": 5108.2, "text": " Whenever you apply burn, gain that much bonus damage, eventually gets perma."}, {"start": 5110.5, "end": 5112.2, "text": " Fire orb the stinger."}, {"start": 5113.4, "end": 5115.0, "text": " Yeah. Start buffing that."}, {"start": 5121.8, "end": 5123.4, "text": " That axe is pretty nuts."}, {"start": 5124.7, "end": 5141.7, "text": " Yeah, we'll do that."}, {"start": 5141.7, "end": 5144.7, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 5144.7, "end": 5148.7, "text": " Huh, fucking God."}, {"start": 5148.7, "end": 5151.7, "text": " Uh, give an item plus one shock."}, {"start": 5151.7, "end": 5167.9, "text": " good page because it applies debuffs drop Zeus actually I could since my yeah I"}, {"start": 5167.9, "end": 5174.139999999999, "text": " don't care about burn ticking faster anymore but I don't need to drop yet"}, {"start": 5174.14, "end": 5176.14, "text": " We're just gonna freeze this and move on. Let's go"}, {"start": 5183.18, "end": 5185.18, "text": " Oh close"}, {"start": 5190.38, "end": 5192.58, "text": " Three guaranteed lucky rolls, okay"}, {"start": 5194.38, "end": 5198.820000000001, "text": " I don't think I want to upgrade shock damage, but I will take plus one shock there"}, {"start": 5199.54, "end": 5201.54, "text": " I'll take plus one shock"}, {"start": 5201.54, "end": 5204.54, "text": " Here, Void Singer doesn't do it."}, {"start": 5204.54, "end": 5208.54, "text": " Oh, plus three shock as well, and some shit."}, {"start": 5217.54, "end": 5220.54, "text": " Okay, Void Singer doesn't get damage from orb."}, {"start": 5226.54, "end": 5229.54, "text": " I'm confused what you mean."}, {"start": 5229.54, "end": 5233.08, "text": " I mean, it just gains- Oh, it's not gaining any burn, the fuck?"}, {"start": 5234.5199999999995, "end": 5235.5199999999995, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 5236.64, "end": 5240.56, "text": " Oh, give flame item. It has to be to a flame item, you're right."}, {"start": 5241.64, "end": 5243.64, "text": " Maybe I do that."}, {"start": 5246.84, "end": 5250.5199999999995, "text": " Okay, that is shock, that is shock. I think just about everything has shock."}, {"start": 5250.5199999999995, "end": 5253.64, "text": " I'm probably gonna drop this fire orb, so I don't care to buff it. Let's re-roll."}, {"start": 5253.64, "end": 5258.32, "text": " Or no, I should buy more shock for the next item so I can give it shock."}, {"start": 5259.54, "end": 5267.5, "text": " and then let's go great a dark player never seen before"}, {"start": 5274.14, "end": 5280.26, "text": " I lose one life left shock deals 20 damage a second why do you even bother I"}, {"start": 5280.26, "end": 5287.26, "text": " I don't think you understand what's going on."}, {"start": 5298.38, "end": 5305.38, "text": " Well, my voicing is currently at 182 damn. That's kind of low. I'm struggling to get it activated."}, {"start": 5305.38, "end": 5310.1, "text": " Here's some lucky rolls."}, {"start": 5310.1, "end": 5311.1, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 5311.1, "end": 5312.1, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 5312.1, "end": 5318.9400000000005, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 5318.9400000000005, "end": 5319.9400000000005, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5319.9400000000005, "end": 5320.9400000000005, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 5320.9400000000005, "end": 5327.42, "text": " Let's upgrade this."}, {"start": 5327.42, "end": 5330.54, "text": " Start of combat permanently gain 2 burn, sure."}, {"start": 5330.54, "end": 5334.7, "text": " Do I care to be upgrading this Zeus?"}, {"start": 5334.7, "end": 5347.82, "text": " I don't know if I do."}, {"start": 5347.82, "end": 5348.82, "text": " Zeus carries."}, {"start": 5348.82, "end": 5349.82, "text": " It..."}, {"start": 5349.82, "end": 5354.9, "text": " I mean right now it kinda does, but later on it's gonna get outscaled cause burn doesn't"}, {"start": 5354.9, "end": 5358.42, "text": " do shit for damage."}, {"start": 5358.42, "end": 5360.62, "text": " Uhhh..."}, {"start": 5360.62, "end": 5361.62, "text": " Half your damage fire takes."}, {"start": 5361.62, "end": 5362.62, "text": " Yeah, right now."}, {"start": 5362.62, "end": 5369.62, "text": " But I'm gonna want to pivot, and I'll buy that just to combine and get the chest, and that's really good stuff."}, {"start": 5369.62, "end": 5371.62, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 5375.62, "end": 5377.62, "text": " Damn, I wish I could buy that right now."}, {"start": 5379.62, "end": 5382.62, "text": " I also need to get our Void Stinger upgraded. Alright, let's move on."}, {"start": 5384.62, "end": 5386.62, "text": " I think I can only lose one more."}, {"start": 5387.62, "end": 5389.62, "text": " Oh, this guy has the Curse Shield."}, {"start": 5392.62, "end": 5394.62, "text": " Still one, goodness."}, {"start": 5400.5, "end": 5405.42, "text": " Okay, we upgrade the fuck out of that thing, so when you apply burn, gain twice. I'm gonna do bonus damage."}, {"start": 5406.5, "end": 5411.34, "text": " Getting it to level three, when you apply burn, permanently gain that much damage. So now I'm at a point where..."}, {"start": 5412.9, "end": 5415.98, "text": " I guess scaling both of these is kind of good, actually."}, {"start": 5415.9800000000005, "end": 5427.860000000001, "text": " on trigger if you only have three unique bows trigger your other three boat if you have"}, {"start": 5427.860000000001, "end": 5434.9800000000005, "text": " only have unique bows I see it's bad for me take the moon to sell it I really want to"}, {"start": 5434.9800000000005, "end": 5439.06, "text": " trying to get that upgraded. That's already two. What is it at level three?"}, {"start": 5450.740000000001, "end": 5455.580000000001, "text": " I think I get rid of the orb and I buy this arcane sword so it starts scaling a little bit."}, {"start": 5456.540000000001, "end": 5457.740000000001, "text": " They also put that there."}, {"start": 5464.9800000000005, "end": 5468.9800000000005, "text": " Actually, no, this is healing. What's the shortest CD? 2.9?"}, {"start": 5469.9800000000005, "end": 5470.9800000000005, "text": " 2.4."}, {"start": 5471.9800000000005, "end": 5472.9800000000005, "text": " 2.4 is the shortest."}, {"start": 5473.9800000000005, "end": 5475.9800000000005, "text": " Put another ax in?"}, {"start": 5476.9800000000005, "end": 5479.9800000000005, "text": " Well, the reason I'm putting these in, the Void Singer scale."}, {"start": 5479.9800000000005, "end": 5480.9800000000005, "text": " Like, perma scale."}, {"start": 5481.9800000000005, "end": 5483.9800000000005, "text": " Bo has multi-cast? You're fuckin' right."}, {"start": 5484.9800000000005, "end": 5486.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, way better."}, {"start": 5491.9800000000005, "end": 5493.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, let's go."}, {"start": 5494.9800000000005, "end": 5496.18, "text": " Do I freeze?"}, {"start": 5498.4800000000005, "end": 5500.68, "text": " Yeah, I'll freeze this. Let's go. God help me."}, {"start": 5501.080000000001, "end": 5502.68, "text": " Oh, hey! Huh."}, {"start": 5503.280000000001, "end": 5504.4800000000005, "text": " A man of culture."}, {"start": 5505.4800000000005, "end": 5506.9800000000005, "text": " Also has Dragon, though."}, {"start": 5507.18, "end": 5509.9800000000005, "text": " Dragon's call, but I don't think it's doing that much right now."}, {"start": 5511.280000000001, "end": 5513.280000000001, "text": " Oh, I win! Easy."}, {"start": 5515.9800000000005, "end": 5516.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, buy that."}, {"start": 5519.780000000001, "end": 5520.4800000000005, "text": " Roll."}, {"start": 5520.780000000001, "end": 5521.88, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 5522.780000000001, "end": 5524.88, "text": " I'm currently at 20% luck already."}, {"start": 5524.9800000000005, "end": 5529.9800000000005, "text": " Increase the odds of finding an item."}, {"start": 5529.9800000000005, "end": 5534.9800000000005, "text": " I mean fuck, I want this whole screen to be honest."}, {"start": 5534.9800000000005, "end": 5543.9800000000005, "text": " I'm thinking I buff the axe, trying to get it to 2."}, {"start": 5543.9800000000005, "end": 5548.9800000000005, "text": " Actually, but once I get it to 2 I'm done, and I might have that soon."}, {"start": 5548.9800000000005, "end": 5557.9800000000005, "text": " Luck Maxes? Yeah, that's why I don't think I care about these Luck Thingamajigs that much, maybe one of them."}, {"start": 5561.9800000000005, "end": 5568.9800000000005, "text": " 23%. I don't think I should have done that, actually, because I think it levels or goes up just by leveling."}, {"start": 5568.9800000000005, "end": 5570.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, Leaf."}, {"start": 5578.9800000000005, "end": 5582.9800000000005, "text": " Oh, barely. Easy."}, {"start": 5582.9800000000005, "end": 5587.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, Endless Mode. I'm literally in the fucking cringe zone now."}, {"start": 5592.9800000000005, "end": 5594.9800000000005, "text": " Alright, I'm broke."}, {"start": 5594.9800000000005, "end": 5596.9800000000005, "text": " I just want to see what happens."}, {"start": 5596.9800000000005, "end": 5598.9800000000005, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 5600.9800000000005, "end": 5602.9800000000005, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 5602.9800000000005, "end": 5607.9800000000005, "text": " The Crown Forge Brew makes an item level 3."}, {"start": 5608.9800000000005, "end": 5624.9800000000005, "text": " I mean, if I get two more legendary axes, that's my scaling right there, but there's"}, {"start": 5624.9800000000005, "end": 5628.9800000000005, "text": " no fucking way I get it."}, {"start": 5628.9800000000005, "end": 5635.9800000000005, "text": " I bet you're missing that free atom potion."}, {"start": 5635.9800000000005, "end": 5642.700000000001, "text": " why I lose here fucking stupid horn all right I can't lose anymore that was my"}, {"start": 5642.700000000001, "end": 5650.9800000000005, "text": " last life revive with two lives and 45 gold I'm gonna take the chest and hope I"}, {"start": 5650.9800000000005, "end": 5658.780000000001, "text": " get another axe I did not unfortunately I should have taken the gold I gambled"}, {"start": 5665.9800000000005, "end": 5667.9800000000005, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 5670.580000000001, "end": 5675.9800000000005, "text": " Can I use potion of appearance on this thing to make it pop up more? Is that a thing?"}, {"start": 5682.540000000001, "end": 5687.46, "text": " It doesn't let me fuck. The shield is horrible."}, {"start": 5690.780000000001, "end": 5694.740000000001, "text": " Yeah, fuck it. I mean, I really want to get this ASAP."}, {"start": 5695.9800000000005, "end": 5703.42, "text": " Oh my god, I'm just gonna freeze them, saving up, fuck it, I'd rather just die than not"}, {"start": 5703.42, "end": 5704.42, "text": " get that."}, {"start": 5704.42, "end": 5706.9800000000005, "text": " Which I think the game is gonna let me do that."}, {"start": 5706.9800000000005, "end": 5707.9800000000005, "text": " Cool, I lose."}, {"start": 5707.9800000000005, "end": 5711.06, "text": " I'm never gonna see it."}, {"start": 5711.06, "end": 5712.580000000001, "text": " Fuck the oak, god damn it."}, {"start": 5712.580000000001, "end": 5718.46, "text": " If only I was already level 2."}, {"start": 5718.46, "end": 5726.9800000000005, "text": " Oh wait, maybe Oak gives Unlocks."}, {"start": 5726.9800000000005, "end": 5728.54, "text": " Staff of Zeus instantly?"}, {"start": 5728.54, "end": 5729.54, "text": " Thoughts?"}, {"start": 5729.54, "end": 5731.38, "text": " Do I try again?"}, {"start": 5731.38, "end": 5732.38, "text": " Same shit?"}, {"start": 5732.38, "end": 5735.26, "text": " Or Frostbilt?"}, {"start": 5735.26, "end": 5741.42, "text": " When another Frost item triggers, trigger this."}, {"start": 5741.42, "end": 5742.42, "text": " Go again?"}, {"start": 5742.42, "end": 5743.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5743.42, "end": 5745.62, "text": " Going again because I'm a psychopath."}, {"start": 5745.62, "end": 5755.0199999999995, "text": " it."}, {"start": 5755.0199999999995, "end": 5767.42, "text": " I win this."}, {"start": 5767.42, "end": 5768.42, "text": " It built us trash."}, {"start": 5768.42, "end": 5772.9, "text": " I didn't have any perma scaling."}, {"start": 5772.900000000001, "end": 5776.06, "text": " And all the perma scaling is kind of hard locked behind being level 3."}, {"start": 5781.22, "end": 5781.860000000001, "text": " I got a level."}, {"start": 5785.9400000000005, "end": 5788.580000000001, "text": " On trigger, give your burn items plus 1 burn."}, {"start": 5789.460000000001, "end": 5790.700000000001, "text": " Do I just take an L here?"}, {"start": 5795.9800000000005, "end": 5797.26, "text": " Or do I buy that shit?"}, {"start": 5798.900000000001, "end": 5799.740000000001, "text": " What does it do, level 3?"}, {"start": 5800.860000000001, "end": 5801.360000000001, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 5802.900000000001, "end": 5806.26, "text": " I think I just sacked."}, {"start": 5806.26, "end": 5809.900000000001, "text": " Oh hey, I actually might still win."}, {"start": 5809.900000000001, "end": 5818.900000000001, "text": " We will grab a drink."}, {"start": 5818.900000000001, "end": 5820.420000000001, "text": " Why do you level with one item in inventory?"}, {"start": 5832.900000000001, "end": 5839.900000000001, "text": " Oh, I fucking lost."}, {"start": 5839.900000000001, "end": 5846.900000000001, "text": " Skill issue."}, {"start": 5846.900000000001, "end": 5847.900000000001, "text": " Another flambo."}, {"start": 5847.900000000001, "end": 5852.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know if I care."}, {"start": 5852.9800000000005, "end": 5856.02, "text": " I leveled again."}, {"start": 5856.02, "end": 5859.580000000001, "text": " One percent chance for legendaries now."}, {"start": 5859.580000000001, "end": 5860.580000000001, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 5860.58, "end": 5871.08, "text": " Yeah, I just don't see myself winning again like I feel like I just take the L"}, {"start": 5871.08, "end": 5877.34, "text": " again especially since you only lose one life for losing at the stage it just"}, {"start": 5877.34, "end": 5879.66, "text": " doesn't matter"}, {"start": 5880.0199999999995, "end": 5889.26, "text": " I got 15 bow maybe that would have given me a win now explain to me why this"}, {"start": 5889.26, "end": 5892.56, "text": " This guy's dream catcher is here."}, {"start": 5892.56, "end": 5896.64, "text": " Permanently produce the item- oh!"}, {"start": 5896.64, "end": 5897.64, "text": " I won!"}, {"start": 5897.64, "end": 5902.14, "text": " Owned."}, {"start": 5902.14, "end": 5903.14, "text": " Gain a hook."}, {"start": 5903.14, "end": 5906.52, "text": " It's got to be a hook angle."}, {"start": 5906.52, "end": 5908.74, "text": " Give me some fucking money for him."}, {"start": 5908.74, "end": 5910.96, "text": " More bullshit that I don't care about."}, {"start": 5910.96, "end": 5913.66, "text": " Level up again."}, {"start": 5913.66, "end": 5916.14, "text": " Take another one of these bad boys."}, {"start": 5916.14, "end": 5917.14, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 5917.14, "end": 5918.14, "text": " Glacier."}, {"start": 5918.14, "end": 5921.900000000001, "text": " Whenever a frosty item triggers permanently gain plus 2% crit chance"}, {"start": 5922.700000000001, "end": 5925.14, "text": " Damn, imagine I went frostbow, huh?"}, {"start": 5933.740000000001, "end": 5936.14, "text": " But this is good let's go with that fight"}, {"start": 5943.780000000001, "end": 5945.780000000001, "text": " Come on hook farm"}, {"start": 5945.78, "end": 5947.78, "text": " Make me money!"}, {"start": 5947.78, "end": 5952.78, "text": " 10 gold extra, 12... 14..."}, {"start": 5964.78, "end": 5966.78, "text": " More frost bullshit."}, {"start": 5967.78, "end": 5969.78, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 5972.78, "end": 5974.78, "text": " Level again?"}, {"start": 5974.78, "end": 5979.78, "text": " Now I have 10% chance for legendaries."}, {"start": 5979.78, "end": 5983.78, "text": " Okay, we'll upgrade that to level 2."}, {"start": 5983.78, "end": 5989.78, "text": " We got a holy legendary shield."}, {"start": 5989.78, "end": 6001.78, "text": " Start of combat, game plus 2 bonus multicast."}, {"start": 6001.78, "end": 6006.78, "text": " If you have only unique item types, give your items plus 5 damage permanently."}, {"start": 6007.78, "end": 6010.78, "text": " Magic Storm Flame...Bagger."}, {"start": 6012.78, "end": 6014.78, "text": " I mean, sure, I guess."}, {"start": 6014.78, "end": 6017.78, "text": " Also, that should go down 1 for the plus damage, right?"}, {"start": 6019.78, "end": 6021.78, "text": " Could go Dragonbill too. I could."}, {"start": 6021.78, "end": 6023.78, "text": " Fuckin' right, I absolutely could."}, {"start": 6025.78, "end": 6026.78, "text": " Fight."}, {"start": 6031.78, "end": 6046.5, "text": " Take your time, princess. This is great. I'm scaling here."}, {"start": 6046.5, "end": 6054.98, "text": " Farming damage. I won."}, {"start": 6054.9800000000005, "end": 6067.6, "text": " an epic upgrade and item gain healing huh honestly discovering an upgrade is"}, {"start": 6067.6, "end": 6075.660000000001, "text": " pretty good upgrade an item yeah upgrading hook seems like a play actually"}, {"start": 6075.66, "end": 6088.38, "text": " I'm just gonna do that nice I'll take a goblet we want money right"}, {"start": 6091.5, "end": 6101.26, "text": " hmm belt belt is good to have you're right free pots roll another hook extra"}, {"start": 6101.26, "end": 6113.58, "text": " money for me. Uh, ooh, but it has to be unique. I can't have it on, otherwise it won't scale."}, {"start": 6113.58, "end": 6118.22, "text": " I wouldn't upgrade Zeus. I could have gotten that to level two, but I think hook is more"}, {"start": 6118.22, "end": 6124.5, "text": " valuable just for the money itself. Uh, I need to make sure everything is like, it works,"}, {"start": 6124.5, "end": 6125.34, "text": " Does it?"}, {"start": 6127.06, "end": 6128.46, "text": " You're right, it has a green dot."}, {"start": 6128.46, "end": 6129.3, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 6133.18, "end": 6134.02, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 6137.1, "end": 6140.02, "text": " Full work on trigger, permanently gain plus one shields."}, {"start": 6146.9, "end": 6147.74, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 6154.5, "end": 6161.8, "text": " I'm actually thinking about trying to do a Trigun build, right?"}, {"start": 6161.8, "end": 6165.66, "text": " I'm just trying to think of what I would want in here."}, {"start": 6165.66, "end": 6172.18, "text": " So Lawrence would give me some healing, which is nice, which would make me farm more, but"}, {"start": 6172.18, "end": 6175.18, "text": " shield."}, {"start": 6175.18, "end": 6177.26, "text": " Shield would honestly let me live longer too."}, {"start": 6177.26, "end": 6178.26, "text": " That's another option."}, {"start": 6178.26, "end": 6184.26, "text": " And it seems pretty overall good, but there's also a money shield I could try and get"}, {"start": 6184.26, "end": 6190.780000000001, "text": " Yeah, let's just leave. We'll see what else pops in arm build"}, {"start": 6200.9800000000005, "end": 6203.780000000001, "text": " Wow, this guy actually has items imagine that"}, {"start": 6208.4800000000005, "end": 6210.4800000000005, "text": " Okay shield holy"}, {"start": 6210.4800000000005, "end": 6224.200000000001, "text": " pretty good I think I take that okay it's still working start of combat game"}, {"start": 6224.200000000001, "end": 6230.000000000001, "text": " plus two bonus multicast per unique debuff this has"}, {"start": 6231.360000000001, "end": 6237.52, "text": " honestly I feel like this axe is insane I don't have any axes or whatever right"}, {"start": 6237.52, "end": 6243.360000000001, "text": " Meet his book. Whenever a dagger triggers, gain plus one gold. That's also good."}, {"start": 6247.360000000001, "end": 6252.0, "text": " I think I definitely put the book in. The dragon is still working. The reason why is,"}, {"start": 6252.0, "end": 6257.200000000001, "text": " okay, so permanently gain five damage, right? And this is a deep multicast weapon."}, {"start": 6257.2, "end": 6267.32, "text": " But it also doesn't permanently scale."}, {"start": 6267.32, "end": 6275.32, "text": " I mean, again, I could probably just get like a moon weapon and have just as much multi-cast"}, {"start": 6275.32, "end": 6282.12, "text": " since I have no other moon weapons on the screen."}, {"start": 6282.12, "end": 6291.12, "text": " Hmm. Shield removes debuffs. I don't think you guys understand what's going on."}, {"start": 6291.12, "end": 6298.12, "text": " Um. I just need to put debuffs on the arcane weapon."}, {"start": 6298.12, "end": 6306.12, "text": " So basically putting burn on it or getting a poison vial from my witch belt or a shock."}, {"start": 6306.12, "end": 6313.5599999999995, "text": " Hmm, unique."}, {"start": 6313.5599999999995, "end": 6315.68, "text": " Axe Arcane."}, {"start": 6315.68, "end": 6320.04, "text": " I don't have Axe or Arcane, so it would still work."}, {"start": 6320.04, "end": 6327.48, "text": " I would just have to take this dagger out and put that in, but I can't afford it quite"}, {"start": 6327.48, "end": 6328.48, "text": " yet."}, {"start": 6328.48, "end": 6332.8, "text": " Hmm, let's just freeze it."}, {"start": 6332.8, "end": 6334.92, "text": " I'm gonna, I think I'm right."}, {"start": 6334.92, "end": 6336.92, "text": " I might just die, we'll see."}, {"start": 6336.92, "end": 6338.92, "text": " This guy's gonna butt-fuck me."}, {"start": 6338.92, "end": 6340.92, "text": " God, fucking bow build."}, {"start": 6340.92, "end": 6342.92, "text": " Well, two lives left basically."}, {"start": 6345.92, "end": 6346.92, "text": " Ouchie."}, {"start": 6346.92, "end": 6348.92, "text": " Gain XP."}, {"start": 6348.92, "end": 6350.92, "text": " We're gonna buy this axe, we're gonna put it right there."}, {"start": 6350.92, "end": 6352.92, "text": " Trigam is still activated."}, {"start": 6352.92, "end": 6354.92, "text": " I really need to live though."}, {"start": 6354.92, "end": 6356.92, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 6359.92, "end": 6362.92, "text": " This is rare. What are my odds for rare? It's 30%."}, {"start": 6362.92, "end": 6367.92, "text": " Still 30, alright, whatever, roll."}, {"start": 6367.92, "end": 6374.92, "text": " Put the debuff on the axe, there you go, yep."}, {"start": 6374.92, "end": 6381.92, "text": " Another witch belt, sure, put that there."}, {"start": 6381.92, "end": 6386.92, "text": " I do still have this goblet I can sell for 40, but maybe I keep letting that scale."}, {"start": 6386.92, "end": 6388.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6388.92, "end": 6390.92, "text": " Runic shield."}, {"start": 6390.92, "end": 6400.4400000000005, "text": " Fortunately it's arcane, so if I equip this, I'm cooked."}, {"start": 6400.4400000000005, "end": 6403.32, "text": " This is just teamfight tactics, save econ, don't roll."}, {"start": 6403.32, "end": 6410.64, "text": " Well, I'm pretty sure my income doesn't go up based on how much money I have, so it's"}, {"start": 6410.64, "end": 6412.6, "text": " different there."}, {"start": 6412.6, "end": 6417.8, "text": " In TFT you never want to go above what, or below 20 gold?"}, {"start": 6417.8, "end": 6424.8, "text": " the number is. That's not here."}, {"start": 6432.4800000000005, "end": 6435.78, "text": " It's also a shield. I can't use that. Fuck, man."}, {"start": 6435.78, "end": 6440.04, "text": " Uh, let's just keep playing. Maybe I don't die instantly. We'll see."}, {"start": 6440.04, "end": 6445.68, "text": " I die instantly. This is a shield build and they have Warbringer,"}, {"start": 6445.68, "end": 6450.780000000001, "text": " Trigger adjacent shields, whenever you gain shield, deal 50 damage. They have two of those."}, {"start": 6451.52, "end": 6453.280000000001, "text": " It's cooked. I'm dead instantly."}, {"start": 6459.56, "end": 6460.62, "text": " Maybe not instantly, but..."}, {"start": 6461.320000000001, "end": 6461.96, "text": " I'm fucked."}, {"start": 6464.9800000000005, "end": 6467.38, "text": " Good news is my soul splitter is finally gaining some damage."}, {"start": 6469.96, "end": 6471.200000000001, "text": " Is that 55 already?"}, {"start": 6472.9400000000005, "end": 6473.4400000000005, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6474.3, "end": 6475.400000000001, "text": " Got a little bit of farm there."}, {"start": 6475.68, "end": 6477.68, "text": " But that was my last life"}, {"start": 6479.18, "end": 6484.8, "text": " So oh and I don't have a level 2 item so I can't use that"}, {"start": 6488.76, "end": 6491.360000000001, "text": " I am just gonna reduce reduce cooldown so I don't have to think"}, {"start": 6491.360000000001, "end": 6516.34, "text": " Oh, there's that fiery war axe hmm nothing I can really use here we'll take that"}, {"start": 6516.34, "end": 6525.88, "text": " that. Another dragon would be great, but I don't think I'm going to get it. Lots of money"}, {"start": 6525.88, "end": 6535.08, "text": " to spend though. The book is useless. Whenever this or a dagger triggers, gain one gold. Yeah,"}, {"start": 6535.08, "end": 6536.76, "text": " It's not helping me."}, {"start": 6536.76, "end": 6540.5599999999995, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 6540.5599999999995, "end": 6554.44, "text": " But I don't really have a lot of better stuff to put there."}, {"start": 6554.44, "end": 6559.4, "text": " Not if I want my trigam to be working."}, {"start": 6559.400000000001, "end": 6573.900000000001, "text": " I have a zero elven item, so this is trash permanently give the arcing item below plus"}, {"start": 6573.900000000001, "end": 6576.4800000000005, "text": " one random debuff."}, {"start": 6576.4800000000005, "end": 6586.920000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's kind of big so I can actually the problem is I mean it's not a big deal"}, {"start": 6586.92, "end": 6589.76, "text": " I just need like fucking poison and..."}, {"start": 6591.24, "end": 6599.04, "text": " Whatever and remember, Trigen will not be working while this is on the screen because it's arcane and because the axe is arcane, Trigen no longer works."}, {"start": 6599.88, "end": 6603.6, "text": " I really just need a poison potion or a fucking storm potion."}, {"start": 6604.4400000000005, "end": 6608.4400000000005, "text": " And then that's all the debuffs in the game. Flame, Fire Orb, Shit, Trash."}, {"start": 6609.16, "end": 6611.0, "text": " All trash, TBH, can't use it."}, {"start": 6614.4, "end": 6615.0, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 6616.92, "end": 6629.16, "text": " I just want to upgrade what I currently have mostly."}, {"start": 6629.16, "end": 6632.76, "text": " Another gobby, holy artifact trash."}, {"start": 6632.76, "end": 6635.5, "text": " Okay, we'll take another soul splitter."}, {"start": 6635.5, "end": 6638.2, "text": " Maybe I can upgrade this fucker."}, {"start": 6638.2, "end": 6643.4, "text": " I don't think I'm going to get this to level 2."}, {"start": 6643.400000000001, "end": 6645.400000000001, "text": " I'm not going to bother."}, {"start": 6649.1, "end": 6650.400000000001, "text": " Nah, this shit's cooked."}, {"start": 6650.400000000001, "end": 6653.400000000001, "text": " I'm so fucked. I've never been more fucked in my life."}, {"start": 6659.200000000001, "end": 6662.000000000001, "text": " Harmony of the reduced item above is cool down by 0.1 second."}, {"start": 6662.000000000001, "end": 6663.6, "text": " That's an artifact."}, {"start": 6663.6, "end": 6665.6, "text": " That's a relic."}, {"start": 6669.200000000001, "end": 6673.1, "text": " I mean, honestly, Dreamcatcher could be good."}, {"start": 6673.400000000001, "end": 6675.88, "text": " And I take this book out"}, {"start": 6677.240000000001, "end": 6679.240000000001, "text": " Artifact is not a type. Okay"}, {"start": 6681.320000000001, "end": 6684.72, "text": " Well, I'm gonna sell this gobby. I'm gonna buy this thing"}, {"start": 6685.88, "end": 6689.160000000001, "text": " Throw this up. I'm probably dead. Whatever"}, {"start": 6690.4800000000005, "end": 6694.160000000001, "text": " What am I doing? That goes there. What am I doing? Here we go"}, {"start": 6696.64, "end": 6698.64, "text": " Fuck it, risk the biscuit, right?"}, {"start": 6698.64, "end": 6711.360000000001, "text": " sell that, sell that, level the fuck up, 10% crit chance, throw it there, gain max HP, leave"}, {"start": 6711.360000000001, "end": 6712.360000000001, "text": " shop."}, {"start": 6712.360000000001, "end": 6713.360000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6713.360000000001, "end": 6714.360000000001, "text": " Yeah, I'm dead."}, {"start": 6714.360000000001, "end": 6715.360000000001, "text": " I'm dead."}, {"start": 6715.360000000001, "end": 6716.360000000001, "text": " GG."}, {"start": 6716.360000000001, "end": 6718.360000000001, "text": " Oh, he's missing a lot."}, {"start": 6718.360000000001, "end": 6720.360000000001, "text": " He doesn't have a lot of HP."}, {"start": 6720.360000000001, "end": 6724.360000000001, "text": " Okay, I don't do any damage at all."}, {"start": 6724.360000000001, "end": 6725.8, "text": " Ahhhh, this game!"}, {"start": 6727.580000000001, "end": 6729.580000000001, "text": " It's triggering the fuck out of me, man."}, {"start": 6730.120000000001, "end": 6732.120000000001, "text": " Fight the oak just for the fucking unlocks."}, {"start": 6742.1, "end": 6742.9800000000005, "text": " Massive damage."}, {"start": 6754.360000000001, "end": 6761.6, "text": " You're just bad."}, {"start": 6761.6, "end": 6767.76, "text": " I mean, I can be cringe and just play the same fucking build over and over and win over"}, {"start": 6767.76, "end": 6769.400000000001, "text": " and over again."}, {"start": 6769.400000000001, "end": 6774.240000000001, "text": " Spam dark, spam bullshit that I'm comfortable with, but I'm trying to do different stuff."}, {"start": 6774.240000000001, "end": 6779.280000000001, "text": " I wanted to make the trigen work because it was offered."}, {"start": 6779.28, "end": 6784.28, "text": " Bone. Double bone."}, {"start": 6784.28, "end": 6787.28, "text": " Uh-uh-uh."}, {"start": 6787.28, "end": 6790.28, "text": " I was hoping I could get another bone. That'd be crazy."}, {"start": 6790.28, "end": 6792.28, "text": " Is it's perma-scale level 2?"}, {"start": 6792.28, "end": 6793.28, "text": " No, it does not."}, {"start": 6793.28, "end": 6795.28, "text": " It perma-scales at level..."}, {"start": 6795.28, "end": 6797.28, "text": " No, it does perma-scale level 2."}, {"start": 6797.28, "end": 6800.28, "text": " Plus 3 damage."}, {"start": 6800.28, "end": 6804.28, "text": " I feel like you can make bone crazy if I manage to give this multicast."}, {"start": 6809.28, "end": 6819.24, "text": " hmm this book is shit unless I put debuffs on it"}, {"start": 6819.24, "end": 6829.04, "text": " hmm also axe build eh fuck it do I just go witch build again"}, {"start": 6829.04, "end": 6833.719999999999, "text": " guess I do is buy this shitty ass book and call it a day"}, {"start": 6833.72, "end": 6838.6, "text": " If you have tried it yet, but full axe build is actually up if you get the book earlier enough"}, {"start": 6839.240000000001, "end": 6841.240000000001, "text": " Yeah, if you get the book early enough"}, {"start": 6844.240000000001, "end": 6846.240000000001, "text": " I win this this guy's dead on my screen"}, {"start": 6857.64, "end": 6860.3, "text": " Okay, this bone's just gonna have to carry me for a hot minute"}, {"start": 6860.3, "end": 6865.62, "text": " Okay, we'll take another one of these. I need to get debuffs. Jesus fucking Christ."}, {"start": 6865.62, "end": 6874.26, "text": " Do I go bone build? God damn it! I mean, I don't know. The game's telling you to do it now."}, {"start": 6874.26, "end": 6884.26, "text": " I'm about to sell this book and gain this shield just for the extra money early on."}, {"start": 6884.26, "end": 6887.7, "text": " Maybe that was stupid, but maybe it's not"}, {"start": 6893.46, "end": 6897.34, "text": " Okay, two gold four gold"}, {"start": 6903.54, "end": 6905.54, "text": " Big money"}, {"start": 6908.860000000001, "end": 6912.780000000001, "text": " It's getting that income I need potions and bones"}, {"start": 6914.26, "end": 6921.26, "text": " Okay, we're gonna buy the crook staff."}, {"start": 6921.26, "end": 6924.26, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 6924.26, "end": 6934.14, "text": " There's a hook and a gobby."}, {"start": 6934.14, "end": 6935.7, "text": " Lesser potions don't give debuffs."}, {"start": 6935.7, "end": 6937.26, "text": " Yeah, but can I up?"}, {"start": 6937.26, "end": 6940.26, "text": " Oh, you're right."}, {"start": 6941.14, "end": 6943.14, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 6952.52, "end": 6955.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah, I think I take a goblin call today. I really want to try and get this bone"}, {"start": 6957.860000000001, "end": 6961.66, "text": " See what happens. What's this guy doing arcane mace, huh?"}, {"start": 6961.66, "end": 6978.34, "text": " Damn, this guy's a burn build. Early on. Multicast to shield. Multicast to shield could be good"}, {"start": 6978.34, "end": 6983.78, "text": " here actually."}, {"start": 6983.78, "end": 6989.1, "text": " Or buff weapon."}, {"start": 6989.1, "end": 6993.72, "text": " Gain two random common weapons."}, {"start": 6993.72, "end": 6996.860000000001, "text": " Six damage is fucking nothing."}, {"start": 6996.860000000001, "end": 6999.78, "text": " Let's just see what I get."}, {"start": 6999.78, "end": 7006.78, "text": " What a misplay."}, {"start": 7006.78, "end": 7030.94, "text": " Hmm, may study for my bone?"}, {"start": 7030.94, "end": 7033.66, "text": " I'm just gonna roll for more bones here actually."}, {"start": 7033.66, "end": 7039.5, "text": " okay another witch staff sure I guess fuck I should have got the other one okay"}, {"start": 7039.5, "end": 7046.94, "text": " another may study I think I dropped the crooked staffs"}, {"start": 7052.82, "end": 7061.42, "text": " this book isn't doing shit right now it's still doing some stuff let's do"}, {"start": 7061.42, "end": 7089.42, "text": " that. Can't afford anything. Alright, let's go. It has no debuffs. You're right. Pointless."}, {"start": 7089.42, "end": 7091.42, "text": " Give me more bones please!"}, {"start": 7092.42, "end": 7093.42, "text": " Ugh!"}, {"start": 7096.42, "end": 7098.42, "text": " Yeah, there's no bones in this game anymore."}, {"start": 7099.42, "end": 7101.42, "text": " Yeah, they're gone. I think it's CG."}, {"start": 7102.42, "end": 7103.42, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 7119.42, "end": 7124.36, "text": " How have I seen every item in the game?"}, {"start": 7124.36, "end": 7128.36, "text": " Butt bones."}, {"start": 7128.36, "end": 7131.36, "text": " I mean really."}, {"start": 7131.36, "end": 7140.88, "text": " Have a spyglass giving it crick to be, yeah, sure."}, {"start": 7140.88, "end": 7141.88, "text": " Ow!"}, {"start": 7141.88, "end": 7143.4, "text": " The fuck just hit me!"}, {"start": 7143.4, "end": 7146.88, "text": " Jesus Christ!"}, {"start": 7146.88, "end": 7156.64, "text": " Gain a bow artillery slot what is an artillery are cheaper re-rolls items on sale"}, {"start": 7159.92, "end": 7164.4800000000005, "text": " Let's get discount license. I think that's insane especially how much I fucking re-roll"}, {"start": 7165.92, "end": 7168.24, "text": " Okay, we upgrade the book to level whatever"}, {"start": 7170.56, "end": 7172.56, "text": " Open this"}, {"start": 7172.56, "end": 7181.52, "text": " Take this to sell fuck the crooked staff get off my screen deep mace build"}, {"start": 7184.320000000001, "end": 7190.56, "text": " Thank you blizzard I need one more bone just one more"}, {"start": 7190.56, "end": 7207.1, "text": " I'm going to start gaining crit, I think that's important."}, {"start": 7207.1, "end": 7209.4800000000005, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 7209.4800000000005, "end": 7239.38, "text": " I guess sell the goblet buy this put it below say fuck the crooked staff fuck the"}, {"start": 7239.38, "end": 7255.06, "text": " the fuck the potions tbh okay we upgrade that we'll take another goblet sure big"}, {"start": 7255.06, "end": 7267.82, "text": " investments thank god all right on trigger permanently gain three damage"}, {"start": 7267.82, "end": 7274.86, "text": " Ugh, so now, ideally I reduced the cooldown of this."}, {"start": 7274.86, "end": 7281.58, "text": " I would love to get, um, on trigger give the mace below plus two multicast."}, {"start": 7281.58, "end": 7283.86, "text": " That's also really good."}, {"start": 7283.86, "end": 7286.74, "text": " So it's gonna be owning."}, {"start": 7286.74, "end": 7293.38, "text": " Problem, Dreamcatcher will not be able to, actually I think Dreamcatcher below, it"}, {"start": 7293.38, "end": 7294.66, "text": " buffs the item above it, right?"}, {"start": 7294.66, "end": 7296.66, "text": " The Dreamcatcher would be crazy if I see it."}, {"start": 7297.86, "end": 7300.86, "text": " Use this on an item to increase the chance of finding it in the shop."}, {"start": 7304.46, "end": 7305.46, "text": " That's very good."}, {"start": 7315.0599999999995, "end": 7316.0599999999995, "text": " Use it on chest?"}, {"start": 7318.86, "end": 7320.36, "text": " Use it on chest, what?"}, {"start": 7324.66, "end": 7328.38, "text": " You mean the brass shield?"}, {"start": 7331.98, "end": 7335.98, "text": " Another brass knife in here."}, {"start": 7336.42, "end": 7342.66, "text": " Hmm. Both are good. I do like me some money."}, {"start": 7342.66, "end": 7346.66, "text": " Anyway, let's freeze this and let's go."}, {"start": 7346.66, "end": 7349.66, "text": " Man, this guy's also doing a money build."}, {"start": 7349.66, "end": 7351.66, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 7351.66, "end": 7355.34, "text": " Look at that perma damage ramp, baby."}, {"start": 7355.34, "end": 7356.66, "text": " Love to see it."}, {"start": 7356.66, "end": 7364.78, "text": " Can we buy that?"}, {"start": 7364.78, "end": 7370.32, "text": " I don't think I'd buy the brass knife."}, {"start": 7370.32, "end": 7376.139999999999, "text": " I could get the mace study."}, {"start": 7376.139999999999, "end": 7380.74, "text": " Thing is if I get mace study on trigger, give mace below plus 4 bonus multicast and"}, {"start": 7380.74, "end": 7387.74, "text": " plus three damage permanently."}, {"start": 7393.94, "end": 7399.94, "text": " Yeah, it starts, the damage becomes permanent, but if I make it, but only as one charge,"}, {"start": 7399.94, "end": 7402.94, "text": " if I get it maxed out..."}, {"start": 7402.9400000000005, "end": 7412.06, "text": " Getting it at level 2 is actually fine."}, {"start": 7412.06, "end": 7415.820000000001, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 7415.820000000001, "end": 7417.38, "text": " I just really need to get a level 2."}, {"start": 7417.38, "end": 7421.68, "text": " I'm gonna put it- I'm gonna use it on the book actually."}, {"start": 7421.68, "end": 7422.68, "text": " There's one right there."}, {"start": 7422.68, "end": 7423.68, "text": " I need two more."}, {"start": 7423.68, "end": 7424.68, "text": " Keep shot."}, {"start": 7424.68, "end": 7425.68, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 7425.68, "end": 7442.280000000001, "text": " Jesus fuck, I decimated him."}, {"start": 7442.280000000001, "end": 7443.8, "text": " Need more Mace Studies."}, {"start": 7443.8, "end": 7445.96, "text": " Another bone."}, {"start": 7445.96, "end": 7446.96, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7446.96, "end": 7447.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7452.46, "end": 7454.96, "text": " Your sort of combat effects trigger honestly."}, {"start": 7457.66, "end": 7458.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 7458.66, "end": 7459.46, "text": " What does this do?"}, {"start": 7459.86, "end": 7460.96, "text": " 20% in me."}, {"start": 7461.46, "end": 7464.16, "text": " Does going above 100% crit chance do anything?"}, {"start": 7464.16, "end": 7467.06, "text": " I don't think it does, except for frost maybe."}, {"start": 7472.86, "end": 7475.56, "text": " I think it's like a niche thing, right? Only if you get the horn, right?"}, {"start": 7476.96, "end": 7481.04, "text": " Which I'm not gonna get so I don't think I care about spyglass much longer"}, {"start": 7485.76, "end": 7487.9800000000005, "text": " It's a lot of bones this late in the game"}, {"start": 7491.64, "end": 7494.12, "text": " I should level order"}, {"start": 7494.12, "end": 7507.78, "text": " Okay, gain eight free re-rolls give it plus one bleed"}, {"start": 7508.72, "end": 7510.72, "text": " Give it one burn"}, {"start": 7510.76, "end": 7514.0599999999995, "text": " Huh, all of these are good. I think I freeze this"}, {"start": 7516.8, "end": 7520.7, "text": " I'll buy a couple let's buy all the cheap ones that way I get more rolls right"}, {"start": 7524.12, "end": 7533.5199999999995, "text": " You have a goblet?"}, {"start": 7533.5199999999995, "end": 7536.599999999999, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 7536.599999999999, "end": 7538.96, "text": " Do I sell for this?"}, {"start": 7538.96, "end": 7543.8, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 7543.8, "end": 7545.4, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7545.400000000001, "end": 7564.8, "text": " Nice. Okay, another couple wins. Fuck, I didn't get the level 3 upgrade. Dude. We're"}, {"start": 7564.8, "end": 7574.160000000001, "text": " trolling out here, man. Gain treasure, random blessing. I mean, I was gonna up the luck,"}, {"start": 7574.84, "end": 7576.84, "text": " Up the luck"}, {"start": 7584.44, "end": 7587.68, "text": " Give it some burn give it some burn bang give it some lead"}, {"start": 7588.5199999999995, "end": 7590.5199999999995, "text": " Why no CD reduction?"}, {"start": 7590.84, "end": 7597.34, "text": " I don't think it's that big of a deal in comparison to luck luck will give me a bunch of like I'm likely to get"}, {"start": 7598.28, "end": 7602.94, "text": " Lucky rolls that reduce cool down look at this dreamcatcher. We love that"}, {"start": 7604.16, "end": 7610.0, "text": " Especially getting two of them like that. And then I get time vials reduced cool down by point two seconds"}, {"start": 7611.599999999999, "end": 7613.599999999999, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 7615.72, "end": 7617.72, "text": " Okay, I didn't have enough money for it I see"}, {"start": 7622.24, "end": 7626.68, "text": " Sell on the goblet and buy this take this dagger out bang bang bang"}, {"start": 7629.2, "end": 7631.2, "text": " Drop that there I"}, {"start": 7631.2, "end": 7634.88, "text": " I can't afford anything, so let's just leave."}, {"start": 7634.88, "end": 7638.96, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 7638.96, "end": 7641.679999999999, "text": " I didn't buy this, did I?"}, {"start": 7641.679999999999, "end": 7644.36, "text": " You bought the ink when you sold the goblet?"}, {"start": 7644.36, "end": 7651.72, "text": " Well, use on an item to set its cooldown to 100% in what world is this good?"}, {"start": 7651.72, "end": 7655.04, "text": " What is the item that makes this good?"}, {"start": 7655.04, "end": 7668.72, "text": " I mean this has to be niche, but I don't even know what."}, {"start": 7668.72, "end": 7673.68, "text": " If it's downside then it's good, no?"}, {"start": 7673.68, "end": 7674.68, "text": " How do I get rid of it?"}, {"start": 7674.68, "end": 7680.4, "text": " I don't know, I'm just gonna throw it the fuck over there."}, {"start": 7680.4, "end": 7681.4, "text": " One-time effects?"}, {"start": 7681.400000000001, "end": 7684.400000000001, "text": " 100 seconds though? Like what?"}, {"start": 7693.400000000001, "end": 7695.400000000001, "text": " I think I lose because of the freeze. Yep, I do."}, {"start": 7697.400000000001, "end": 7699.400000000001, "text": " Crazy how busted that is."}, {"start": 7701.400000000001, "end": 7705.400000000001, "text": " Crazy how shitty of like upgrade options I got."}, {"start": 7706.400000000001, "end": 7709.400000000001, "text": " What did I get on day 9 again? I guess the luck?"}, {"start": 7709.400000000001, "end": 7715.8, "text": " You know like at this point in the game it's over so take a witch potion sure"}, {"start": 7723.02, "end": 7725.34, "text": " More may study I need one more"}, {"start": 7727.88, "end": 7730.200000000001, "text": " There we go 35 gold by the way"}, {"start": 7730.84, "end": 7736.320000000001, "text": " We'll freeze it. Let's go leave shop fight witch build it hits for 50. Oh this guy's"}, {"start": 7737.240000000001, "end": 7739.240000000001, "text": " Not that strong actually"}, {"start": 7739.400000000001, "end": 7746.400000000001, "text": " Oh maybe he is actually. Oh shit. What the hell? What is destroying me?"}, {"start": 7746.400000000001, "end": 7749.400000000001, "text": " I lose."}, {"start": 7757.400000000001, "end": 7763.400000000001, "text": " When this crits permanently gain plus one damage, what is hurting me so hard?"}, {"start": 7763.400000000001, "end": 7768.320000000001, "text": " What the fuck me up the healing mace I guess"}, {"start": 7778.68, "end": 7781.64, "text": " All right, well things have to get crazy now"}, {"start": 7785.920000000001, "end": 7790.84, "text": " They got to get absolutely fucking insane we'll take a witch belt gain 12 XP sure"}, {"start": 7790.84, "end": 7804.84, "text": " Crystal, neutral, trash, trash, all trash. Sell that. Bring that up. Oh, hello. Okay."}, {"start": 7804.84, "end": 7810.64, "text": " What was in Christian's future candy I'm probably gonna have to get rid of the spy glass for something else too"}, {"start": 7828.92, "end": 7833.5, "text": " Hmm all right, I don't really care that much about crit"}, {"start": 7833.5, "end": 7839.1, "text": " So plus 4% amount of hundreds. We're gonna sell this eyeglass. It's trash. Fuck em."}, {"start": 7839.1, "end": 7842.5, "text": " Plus 6% crit. We'll hold it I guess."}, {"start": 7842.5, "end": 7863.5, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 7863.5, "end": 7864.7, "text": " It's just a log."}, {"start": 7864.7, "end": 7867.18, "text": " I have never seen this item before."}, {"start": 7867.18, "end": 7868.18, "text": " It's a mace."}, {"start": 7868.18, "end": 7870.62, "text": " It's a pretty chunky log."}, {"start": 7870.62, "end": 7873.18, "text": " It is a massive log."}, {"start": 7873.18, "end": 7876.0199999999995, "text": " On trigger, deal 1000 bonus damage."}, {"start": 7876.0199999999995, "end": 7879.62, "text": " Get logged, sun."}, {"start": 7879.62, "end": 7882.62, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 7882.62, "end": 7896.62, "text": " But that's level 3, I'll never see it."}, {"start": 7896.62, "end": 7912.72, "text": " Oh wow, when an item crits permanently gain plus two damn."}, {"start": 7912.72, "end": 7919.44, "text": " I'm looking for something to put on my fucking board but I'm not liking anything I'm seeing"}, {"start": 7919.44, "end": 7920.44, "text": " here."}, {"start": 7920.4400000000005, "end": 7923.4400000000005, "text": " Okay, oh you can upgrade your shields."}, {"start": 7933.4400000000005, "end": 7936.4400000000005, "text": " Oh shit, 200 gold potion right there."}, {"start": 7936.4400000000005, "end": 7938.4400000000005, "text": " That's a freeze angle."}, {"start": 7940.4400000000005, "end": 7942.4400000000005, "text": " How many lives do I have left? Two?"}, {"start": 7942.4400000000005, "end": 7944.4400000000005, "text": " Oh, I lose here. It's game."}, {"start": 7944.4400000000005, "end": 7948.4400000000005, "text": " Unless my bone is just a raging monster all of a sudden."}, {"start": 7950.4400000000005, "end": 7959.72, "text": " Okay, I lived."}, {"start": 7959.72, "end": 7966.64, "text": " There's no way I get that."}, {"start": 7966.64, "end": 7967.64, "text": " Sell everything."}, {"start": 7967.64, "end": 7969.360000000001, "text": " Do you think sell everything?"}, {"start": 7969.360000000001, "end": 7974.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, oh that's 15, that'd be 30, 135."}, {"start": 7974.280000000001, "end": 7979.400000000001, "text": " No, man, I don't think I can."}, {"start": 7979.400000000001, "end": 8002.88, "text": " Oh, the witch belts as well. 13, so it's 26. 26, 30, so it's 56 gold. No, it's like 161."}, {"start": 8002.88, "end": 8015.2, "text": " not enough. Honestly, maybe I dropped the fucking mace? No, the multi-cast is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 8015.2, "end": 8027.24, "text": " I think it's another freeze angle. I don't even buy that shield yet. Freeze and pray,"}, {"start": 8027.24, "end": 8042.92, "text": " I agree it's over that looks fucking scary oh I'm clobbering okay it's all"}, {"start": 8042.92, "end": 8057.2, "text": " right well we'll sell one which belt we buy this level that to three I'm in the"}, {"start": 8057.2, "end": 8058.2, "text": " Bone Zone now."}, {"start": 8059.2, "end": 8061.2, "text": " On Trigger, permanently gain 6 damage."}, {"start": 8062.2, "end": 8063.2, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 8069.2, "end": 8070.2, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8070.2, "end": 8071.2, "text": " Wrong item."}, {"start": 8071.2, "end": 8074.2, "text": " No, I don't think I'd want to put it on Mace Study."}, {"start": 8076.2, "end": 8079.2, "text": " Mace Study just gives all your maces permanent damage."}, {"start": 8080.2, "end": 8082.2, "text": " I only have 1, so it's stupid."}, {"start": 8082.2, "end": 8102.08, "text": " stupid. It makes multicast perma. No, I don't think it does. If that's true, then right"}, {"start": 8102.08, "end": 8107.5599999999995, "text": " now it already does perma. No, y'all are wrong. This is level two. On trigger, give"}, {"start": 8107.56, "end": 8112.4400000000005, "text": " mace below plus four bonus multicast and plus three damage permanently you would"}, {"start": 8112.4400000000005, "end": 8116.080000000001, "text": " think this would give you plus whatever"}, {"start": 8116.080000000001, "end": 8129.72, "text": " it removes the word bonus oh fuck wait I'm right you might be right maybe"}, {"start": 8129.72, "end": 8141.88, "text": " Huh, shield level 2 just doubles the gold it gains."}, {"start": 8141.88, "end": 8147.68, "text": " It's not that big of a deal."}, {"start": 8147.68, "end": 8149.0, "text": " I don't know if that would work."}, {"start": 8149.0, "end": 8150.4400000000005, "text": " I wish I knew."}, {"start": 8150.4400000000005, "end": 8159.8, "text": " I really do."}, {"start": 8159.8, "end": 8161.960000000001, "text": " Now you need the moon tag, the moon tag."}, {"start": 8161.960000000001, "end": 8168.88, "text": " Oh yeah, that'd be fucking nuts if I got that."}, {"start": 8168.88, "end": 8177.400000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8177.400000000001, "end": 8186.280000000001, "text": " second CD has 18 multicast how? How did he get that?"}, {"start": 8194.92, "end": 8199.52, "text": " Okay so on trigger give the item above plus one bonus multicast and he has this"}, {"start": 8199.52, "end": 8204.44, "text": " multicast it so that makes this fucking insane and then he just gains an"}, {"start": 8204.44, "end": 8226.24, "text": " insane amount of potions, huh. That's game. Let's see what my bone could have done. This"}, {"start": 8226.24, "end": 8233.24, "text": " isn't that a thousand damage at this point is not good?"}, {"start": 8237.34, "end": 8241.08, "text": " Yeah, horrible item."}, {"start": 8241.08, "end": 8244.76, "text": " Even when you get it like fully fucking ramped up, it just does not"}, {"start": 8244.76, "end": 8245.92, "text": " matter."}, {"start": 8245.92, "end": 8248.52, "text": " It's a common item? I guess, yes."}, {"start": 8248.52, "end": 8251.32, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 8251.32, "end": 8254.0, "text": " You'd think that like the level three common items would be a little bit"}, {"start": 8254.0, "end": 8256.76, "text": " better to the point where they can kind of compete?"}, {"start": 8258.04, "end": 8259.48, "text": " I mean, I guess not. I don't know."}, {"start": 8261.0, "end": 8264.6, "text": " Like it doesn't even ramp up because you'd think you'd be able to get a level three common item."}, {"start": 8265.4, "end": 8268.68, "text": " Or, yeah, a level three common item way before you get a level three legendary."}, {"start": 8268.96, "end": 8272.76, "text": " And if you do do that, sure, it doesn't scale as much, but you get it earlier."}, {"start": 8273.72, "end": 8275.8, "text": " But it's just so horrible."}, {"start": 8275.8, "end": 8277.08, "text": " It's not even fucking close."}, {"start": 8278.96, "end": 8279.76, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 8279.76, "end": 8286.0, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8286.0, "end": 8288.48, "text": " Crystal build never is bad."}, {"start": 8288.48, "end": 8296.48, "text": " Bull work on trigger permanently gain plus one shield."}, {"start": 8309.76, "end": 8318.880000000001, "text": " I have an elven in dark off. I kind of want to like change things up a bit."}, {"start": 8318.880000000001, "end": 8324.960000000001, "text": " Fuck storm. I think storm is literally worthless in every possible way."}, {"start": 8324.960000000001, "end": 8332.32, "text": " Which is great. Moon's great. Arcane? I think also sucks."}, {"start": 8332.32, "end": 8336.48, "text": " There's a balance patch? Good."}, {"start": 8336.48, "end": 8340.4, "text": " I restart my fucking game update"}, {"start": 8352.8, "end": 8357.8, "text": " Yeah, we're the fucking patch notes. I'm just curious see what the hell the dev is like, you know what this is stupid"}, {"start": 8359.76, "end": 8364.92, "text": " The hell was that food a fight and fuck your mother"}, {"start": 8366.48, "end": 8367.52, "text": " It's Mother's Day."}, {"start": 8368.42, "end": 8370.1, "text": " Soon, right? When's Mother's Day?"}, {"start": 8376.42, "end": 8378.66, "text": " When is Mother's Day?"}, {"start": 8381.619999999999, "end": 8383.46, "text": " Okay, next Sunday. Making sure."}, {"start": 8384.859999999999, "end": 8385.9, "text": " Alright, anyways."}, {"start": 8388.779999999999, "end": 8393.42, "text": " Okan Tower. Where do I see your latest fucking patch? You fuck."}, {"start": 8396.48, "end": 8402.08, "text": " Maybe it's in-game history collection Peter board. Nope"}, {"start": 8408.4, "end": 8413.359999999999, "text": " Community hub in library. What was it here?"}, {"start": 8418.24, "end": 8420.24, "text": " All right, let's see here"}, {"start": 8420.24, "end": 8428.28, "text": " Deep Freeze the Lyra day 9 option absolute zero was giga busted and has been reworked to something pretty unique deep freeze"}, {"start": 8428.4, "end": 8431.96, "text": " This allows you to freeze individual items by dragging"}, {"start": 8432.4, "end": 8435.76, "text": " I'm glad the dev realized that deep freeze was broken"}, {"start": 8435.76, "end": 8442.08, "text": " And if you didn't take it you're fucked you just have to play it because it freezes your opponent for like two seconds"}, {"start": 8442.84, "end": 8449.6, "text": " But by the time you get to the endgame people die in the two seconds was stupid. It was dumb"}, {"start": 8450.24, "end": 8452.24, "text": " So that's good. That's complete change"}, {"start": 8454.92, "end": 8464.0, "text": " Executure this time through work to the or flavor flavorful and thematic its stats have been tweaked and the ability the enemy reaches 15% HP or less execute them"}, {"start": 8466.199999999999, "end": 8471.14, "text": " That's pretty fun, but I feel like it sucks cuz you don't you just win instantly"}, {"start": 8473.0, "end": 8478.119999999999, "text": " Like at the end of game, I don't know like I feel like the scaling my bed new lucky re-roll"}, {"start": 8478.12, "end": 8485.12, "text": " Shop contains one star items."}, {"start": 8485.12, "end": 8489.12, "text": " That's pretty sick."}, {"start": 8489.12, "end": 8491.12, "text": " Big lucky rolls."}, {"start": 8491.12, "end": 8495.12, "text": " Lucky rolls now say lucky roll to make it more obvious for new pl- damn."}, {"start": 8495.12, "end": 8502.12, "text": " The dev watched my stream and I was that bad at noticing, huh?"}, {"start": 8502.12, "end": 8504.12, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 8504.12, "end": 8506.12, "text": " Balance changes."}, {"start": 8506.12, "end": 8512.060000000001, "text": " the protector didn't the dev donate yesterday and literally said don't worry"}, {"start": 8512.060000000001, "end": 8520.740000000002, "text": " I'll change it my bad the top fucking change it's because there's a shield that"}, {"start": 8520.740000000002, "end": 8528.2, "text": " made you immune to debuffs immune that just makes every possible debuff build"}, {"start": 8528.2, "end": 8537.08, "text": " not possible. Alright the regular bow nerf. Really? I feel like every time I've"}, {"start": 8537.08, "end": 8541.92, "text": " got against someone trying out regular bow they get shit on."}, {"start": 8545.76, "end": 8554.28, "text": " Huh. Regular bow is insane. It was it what it's the top 1% build is it? Okay"}, {"start": 8554.28, "end": 8560.2, "text": " I've never maybe because they're like actually high rated players. I've never lost to like"}, {"start": 8561.24, "end": 8563.24, "text": " single bow build"}, {"start": 8563.720000000001, "end": 8565.720000000001, "text": " I've been scared, but it's"}, {"start": 8566.28, "end": 8568.28, "text": " dusk shield"}, {"start": 8569.800000000001, "end": 8574.2, "text": " Two three star 30s or x3 shield down to 20 dust shield was overpowered. I'm glad they nerfed it"}, {"start": 8575.640000000001, "end": 8583.24, "text": " They buffed flare storm guard has been increased. Okay mood knife gives less xp at one slash two star"}, {"start": 8584.28, "end": 8586.960000000001, "text": " And then increase the cooldown, okay? Moonknife is OP."}, {"start": 8586.960000000001, "end": 8590.26, "text": " Ink Potion can now be used to remove a Slot buff."}, {"start": 8594.1, "end": 8596.1, "text": " Ink Potion just seems like a grief."}, {"start": 8596.1, "end": 8602.04, "text": " That's the one that sets something's cooldown to 100 seconds."}, {"start": 8602.6, "end": 8606.1, "text": " And now you can remove Slot buffs?"}, {"start": 8608.44, "end": 8609.44, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 8609.84, "end": 8612.24, "text": " I just don't know when that's utilized."}, {"start": 8612.24, "end": 8617.24, "text": " It's for scaling?"}, {"start": 8617.24, "end": 8620.24, "text": " Scaling what?"}, {"start": 8620.24, "end": 8624.24, "text": " Like what?"}, {"start": 8624.24, "end": 8629.24, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8629.24, "end": 8630.24, "text": " Let's keep reading."}, {"start": 8630.24, "end": 8632.24, "text": " Kill slower?"}, {"start": 8632.24, "end": 8634.24, "text": " So you're going to reduce it?"}, {"start": 8634.24, "end": 8637.24, "text": " But 100, no, no."}, {"start": 8637.24, "end": 8639.24, "text": " I see what you're trying to say,"}, {"start": 8639.24, "end": 8641.24, "text": " but that can't be it."}, {"start": 8641.24, "end": 8645.8, "text": " Navi's blade 2 slash 3 star 4 is a shield of destruction"}, {"start": 8646.6, "end": 8647.92, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 8647.92, "end": 8654.4, "text": " Cauldron has reduced cooldown now so they buffed it interesting and that seems to really be it"}, {"start": 8657.36, "end": 8661.0, "text": " Well, maybe not fixes fix the crash fix the bug fix the bug oh"}, {"start": 8661.0, "end": 8670.52, "text": " oh bug fix you can no longer accidentally buy potions through the pouch I just did"}, {"start": 8670.52, "end": 8674.88, "text": " that before I changed the immunity shield oh my god mother fucker face that"}, {"start": 8674.88, "end": 8680.56, "text": " gigabusted BS and I that's the death he's fucking here I'm in thanks"}, {"start": 8680.56, "end": 8687.44, "text": " appreciate it small fixes on candy descriptions visual fix carbons walk on"}, {"start": 8687.44, "end": 8696.720000000001, "text": " water can no longer make. All right. All right, let's see. Ranked."}, {"start": 8699.6, "end": 8703.76, "text": " Start with a shock slot and plus five gold day four game plus five shock dam."}, {"start": 8705.12, "end": 8707.28, "text": " I still feel like shock fucking sucks dick."}, {"start": 8707.28, "end": 8732.400000000001, "text": " The dev also added a combat log, I'll see it when I get in, don't I?"}, {"start": 8732.4, "end": 8734.4, "text": " Okay, we love multi-cast."}, {"start": 8737.9, "end": 8738.9, "text": " Throw the spear on."}, {"start": 8742.9, "end": 8745.9, "text": " Every two triggers permanently increase your shock damage by two."}, {"start": 8746.9, "end": 8747.9, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 8749.4, "end": 8750.9, "text": " Fuck it. Let's try."}, {"start": 8756.4, "end": 8760.9, "text": " I think anything perma that you can get early on is just good."}, {"start": 8760.9, "end": 8767.18, "text": " it's perma I feel like shock isn't good unless you get the right stuff we'll see"}, {"start": 8767.18, "end": 8770.74, "text": " though I guess it's every build technically"}, {"start": 8772.9, "end": 8778.14, "text": " but my shocks are already doing double the damage before"}, {"start": 8782.46, "end": 8788.22, "text": " hmm because this is a rare maze I think leveling up is really good value I"}, {"start": 8788.22, "end": 8790.22, "text": " Think I just level and go. Oh"}, {"start": 8791.22, "end": 8797.24, "text": " Looks like we got a regular boat bitch over here saw the patch notes learned it was OP thought I'd log in and try it"}, {"start": 8798.22, "end": 8800.22, "text": " Hey, where's the damage logs true?"}, {"start": 8800.98, "end": 8802.98, "text": " You can see"}, {"start": 8805.3, "end": 8807.82, "text": " To that person in chat line there's no damage log, huh?"}, {"start": 8813.3, "end": 8815.3, "text": " Spots been five people"}, {"start": 8818.22, "end": 8820.22, "text": " Not sure who said it, just pick five."}, {"start": 8823.22, "end": 8825.22, "text": " Oh, pretty sure he was just asking the dev for one."}, {"start": 8825.22, "end": 8827.22, "text": " Okay, mods ban ten people."}, {"start": 8827.22, "end": 8830.22, "text": " Why did I buy this fucking spear? What am I doing?"}, {"start": 8830.22, "end": 8832.22, "text": " Level up again."}, {"start": 8835.22, "end": 8837.22, "text": " Fuck, there was items there I needed to get."}, {"start": 8837.22, "end": 8839.22, "text": " There was the staff of the Zeus or whatever."}, {"start": 8841.22, "end": 8843.22, "text": " My bad, I should have bought that."}, {"start": 8844.22, "end": 8846.22, "text": " Got this dumb fucking spear."}, {"start": 8848.22, "end": 8858.14, "text": " Gain two free re-rolls and plus two re-rolls each day and it can accumulate."}, {"start": 8858.14, "end": 8860.14, "text": " I'll take that."}, {"start": 8860.14, "end": 8863.42, "text": " Uh, re-roll?"}, {"start": 8863.42, "end": 8867.019999999999, "text": " I don't- I'll upgrade it because it gives me a chest."}, {"start": 8867.019999999999, "end": 8868.019999999999, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 8868.019999999999, "end": 8869.019999999999, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 8869.019999999999, "end": 8875.42, "text": " If you have only one- if you have only unique item types, permanently gain plus"}, {"start": 8875.42, "end": 8887.82, "text": " five damage. Oh there's a Zeus right there too yeah see it. Conjure spear. On trigger"}, {"start": 8887.82, "end": 8897.34, "text": " gain a plain copy of the spear below. Yeah maybe I try this because I also have a crystal"}, {"start": 8897.34, "end": 8914.78, "text": " spear right here, right? I think I pivot. It's kind of insane. Zeus is also a spear."}, {"start": 8914.78, "end": 8925.86, "text": " Yeah, it is. But there's also some item where, I don't know, there's a legendary spear where"}, {"start": 8925.86, "end": 8927.980000000001, "text": " It literally can absorb spears."}, {"start": 8930.62, "end": 8931.62, "text": " Zeus is not a spear."}, {"start": 8932.02, "end": 8932.74, "text": " Oh, you're right, it's not."}, {"start": 8933.54, "end": 8936.980000000001, "text": " But so basically what I want to do is I want to upgrade these spears,"}, {"start": 8936.980000000001, "end": 8941.34, "text": " spam upgrade them, get them to whatever, and then just sack them into the omega spear."}, {"start": 8945.7, "end": 8946.5, "text": " Yeah, we love that."}, {"start": 8947.460000000001, "end": 8948.86, "text": " Called the cobalt spear, yeah."}, {"start": 8950.460000000001, "end": 8951.58, "text": " Just have to hope that I get it."}, {"start": 8951.58, "end": 8959.58, "text": " I've always wanted to play that build, I've just never really gotten those of those things."}, {"start": 8959.58, "end": 8962.58, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 8962.58, "end": 8973.58, "text": " So I guess this is where, what the fuck, Storm?"}, {"start": 8973.58, "end": 8986.18, "text": " Yeah, let's take another spear fuck it throw it on the board"}, {"start": 8992.68, "end": 8997.34, "text": " Wait, how is this level one already like it's already one star. I don't understand"}, {"start": 8999.44, "end": 9001.44, "text": " How that happened"}, {"start": 9003.58, "end": 9007.26, "text": " You got two copies of it. How? Ohhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 9007.26, "end": 9011.78, "text": " There's two fucking charges on this. What the fuck is this thing?"}, {"start": 9012.78, "end": 9013.78, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 9025.28, "end": 9026.28, "text": " I'm just gonna level."}, {"start": 9027.48, "end": 9028.18, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9028.18, "end": 9036.06, "text": " Do I buy another Silver Lance just to have it?"}, {"start": 9036.06, "end": 9043.5, "text": " Oh, I definitely buy the Goblet, actually, yeah, the money is huge."}, {"start": 9043.5, "end": 9045.380000000001, "text": " Fuck the Moonspear, I mean, whatever."}, {"start": 9045.380000000001, "end": 9047.98, "text": " What is this guy going for?"}, {"start": 9047.98, "end": 9054.1, "text": " Double Elven Shield build."}, {"start": 9054.1, "end": 9067.18, "text": " on sale, cheaper re-rolls, time tonic, killed them too fast. I actually did, I didn't get"}, {"start": 9067.18, "end": 9076.34, "text": " enough spears here, you're right. I already have two free re-rolls per day, so cheaper"}, {"start": 9076.34, "end": 9079.460000000001, "text": " Whatever re-rolls is not a- but I will take item discount."}, {"start": 9081.960000000001, "end": 9083.08, "text": " Yeah, we'll take that."}, {"start": 9086.94, "end": 9088.460000000001, "text": " That's a lot of sales, god damn."}, {"start": 9090.06, "end": 9091.26, "text": " I'm gonna level again."}, {"start": 9097.5, "end": 9098.460000000001, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 9101.02, "end": 9103.1, "text": " Ew, yuck, all this is gross."}, {"start": 9103.1, "end": 9106.7, "text": " Do I have dark enabled?"}, {"start": 9106.7, "end": 9108.140000000001, "text": " I think I do."}, {"start": 9108.140000000001, "end": 9109.140000000001, "text": " Storm book on sale?"}, {"start": 9109.140000000001, "end": 9113.54, "text": " I don't think I care."}, {"start": 9113.54, "end": 9114.54, "text": " Another goblet?"}, {"start": 9114.54, "end": 9120.140000000001, "text": " I don't know which belt is also good."}, {"start": 9120.140000000001, "end": 9123.98, "text": " These are good."}, {"start": 9123.98, "end": 9124.98, "text": " I need one gold."}, {"start": 9124.98, "end": 9131.34, "text": " I think I just sell this by that."}, {"start": 9131.34, "end": 9136.68, "text": " Am I crazy if I sell this fucking shitty mace?"}, {"start": 9141.24, "end": 9142.92, "text": " Nah, that's psychotic, I think."}, {"start": 9149.18, "end": 9149.94, "text": " 20 gold."}, {"start": 9152.34, "end": 9154.78, "text": " 18 gold orb is nice, permanently gained through the end of this."}, {"start": 9156.74, "end": 9159.44, "text": " That is also pretty nice, yeah, just gaining a bunch of health."}, {"start": 9160.32, "end": 9162.480000000001, "text": " It's not that much 50 is not huge"}, {"start": 9164.36, "end": 9167.9, "text": " I'm gonna sell the mace. I am gonna buy the goblet. I like investing"}, {"start": 9169.880000000001, "end": 9171.880000000001, "text": " I'm feeling pretty strong at the moment"}, {"start": 9172.68, "end": 9174.68, "text": " Let's leave the shop. Let's go fight"}, {"start": 9175.560000000001, "end": 9178.52, "text": " Yeah, this guy's got a level two already. That's crazy"}, {"start": 9178.52, "end": 9190.52, "text": " Oh, I didn't put the spear on the board. That's crazy."}, {"start": 9190.52, "end": 9206.12, "text": " Hmm. Warhorn. This is an insane item. The issue with it is it's 10 seconds cooldown."}, {"start": 9206.12, "end": 9213.12, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9213.12, "end": 9216.640000000001, "text": " When another item applies bleed trigger this this can't gain bleed."}, {"start": 9216.640000000001, "end": 9218.76, "text": " I don't think this is good."}, {"start": 9218.76, "end": 9220.880000000001, "text": " I'm not going to be bleeding enough."}, {"start": 9220.880000000001, "end": 9222.960000000001, "text": " Literally just one bleed spear?"}, {"start": 9222.960000000001, "end": 9226.36, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 9226.36, "end": 9227.720000000001, "text": " You have the spear for it."}, {"start": 9227.720000000001, "end": 9229.76, "text": " I do."}, {"start": 9229.76, "end": 9233.76, "text": " but it's the individual applications, not the total."}, {"start": 9237.76, "end": 9240.76, "text": " I guess maybe I could try and get more bleed?"}, {"start": 9240.76, "end": 9243.76, "text": " Or maybe I just keep farming spears."}, {"start": 9246.76, "end": 9249.76, "text": " Wait, you're right, this could be a system here."}, {"start": 9249.76, "end": 9254.36, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 9254.36, "end": 9268.56, "text": " Also, keep in mind, I need to make sure I'm not killing them too quickly."}, {"start": 9268.56, "end": 9272.48, "text": " They need to die at a decent pace."}, {"start": 9272.48, "end": 9275.84, "text": " If I kill them too quickly, my conjure spear is not going to proc, unless I can reduce"}, {"start": 9275.84, "end": 9291.28, "text": " to cool down a bit. Take off the moon spear. Why? Oh, to like, not kill him? Yeah. Slow"}, {"start": 9291.28, "end": 9301.4, "text": " down the damage a bit. I see your saviour. Moon spear procs bleed. Does a lot of damage,"}, {"start": 9301.4, "end": 9315.199999999999, "text": " for sure, yeah, I don't know if I care to upgrade this storm pike I don't know if I"}, {"start": 9315.199999999999, "end": 9320.199999999999, "text": " cared upgrade any of this stuff right now I just want utility to try and buff the"}, {"start": 9320.199999999999, "end": 9326.64, "text": " system that I have let's level up let's roll again"}, {"start": 9331.4, "end": 9339.8, "text": " all trash if you want to feed them into the gigaspere always buy them oh yeah I"}, {"start": 9339.8, "end": 9344.72, "text": " forgot I was going gigaspere potentially I don't know if I am any more"}, {"start": 9344.72, "end": 9354.72, "text": " All right, I got my two charges, excellent."}, {"start": 9354.72, "end": 9360.9, "text": " Bang, bang."}, {"start": 9360.9, "end": 9362.5, "text": " Use our 9 to give it plus one shock."}, {"start": 9362.5, "end": 9363.74, "text": " We'll throw that there."}, {"start": 9363.74, "end": 9367.539999999999, "text": " You can have some shock, Gamer."}, {"start": 9367.539999999999, "end": 9373.3, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 9373.300000000001, "end": 9375.300000000001, "text": " Geez"}, {"start": 9378.740000000002, "end": 9384.660000000002, "text": " See I actually just don't do I even buy the topaz beer is that not a waste of gold"}, {"start": 9389.060000000001, "end": 9393.6, "text": " It has bleed, but I'm getting two per round since it's 40 it's not even on discount"}, {"start": 9394.420000000002, "end": 9397.36, "text": " No, I'm a psycho, but I think I skip here. I"}, {"start": 9399.18, "end": 9402.380000000001, "text": " Think I fucking level again roll. I'll take a goblet fuck. Yeah"}, {"start": 9403.300000000001, "end": 9424.380000000001, "text": " Start of combat give your crystal items plus one bonus bleed"}, {"start": 9433.300000000001, "end": 9442.300000000001, "text": " I think that's good. I don't know. It doesn't seem like it scales too hard. Plus two bonus"}, {"start": 9442.300000000001, "end": 9449.02, "text": " lead. Like my spears already give 40. Kinda crazy. I think I'd rather just take the money"}, {"start": 9449.02, "end": 9451.420000000002, "text": " and roll."}, {"start": 9451.42, "end": 9458.42, "text": " Okay, we'll take another book."}, {"start": 9458.42, "end": 9472.1, "text": " We can't afford anything, let's leave shop, let's go fight."}, {"start": 9472.1, "end": 9474.42, "text": " So again I want to make sure these books both proc."}, {"start": 9474.42, "end": 9477.98, "text": " I don't want to win too quickly, but I don't have any healing."}, {"start": 9477.98, "end": 9483.98, "text": " Okay that's one proc. I'm good."}, {"start": 9486.98, "end": 9491.98, "text": " Oh I have a multi-cast tile for this book too. That's pretty nuts."}, {"start": 9493.98, "end": 9500.98, "text": " Damn. When shock triggers on an enemy trigger this, this can't gain shock."}, {"start": 9501.98, "end": 9505.98, "text": " That's kind of interesting."}, {"start": 9507.98, "end": 9522.22, "text": " And I guess maybe I could put shock, but oh my god, I have shock on my shard fang."}, {"start": 9522.22, "end": 9526.779999999999, "text": " So my shard fang procs from the bleed, and the shard fang procs the lightning."}, {"start": 9526.779999999999, "end": 9530.539999999999, "text": " Imagine I can get, I don't know, how can I get bleed on my skybolt?"}, {"start": 9530.539999999999, "end": 9535.74, "text": " There is a potion and it's really rare where you can put bleed on something."}, {"start": 9535.74, "end": 9546.14, "text": " Okay, level three."}, {"start": 9546.14, "end": 9551.86, "text": " Hmm, upgrade a two star item to level three."}, {"start": 9551.86, "end": 9555.34, "text": " What happens if I get to this?"}, {"start": 9555.34, "end": 9562.34, "text": " i don't know if i care about a level three spear that much"}, {"start": 9568.7, "end": 9573.22, "text": " first item is this year it might be"}, {"start": 9573.22, "end": 9575.72, "text": " forty bleep or attack is crazy"}, {"start": 9575.72, "end": 9582.72, "text": " it's up there"}, {"start": 9582.72, "end": 9589.679999999998, "text": " Discover a cursed item, let's see what I get."}, {"start": 9589.679999999998, "end": 9593.32, "text": " Start of combat trigger your dark items except dark necklace."}, {"start": 9593.32, "end": 9595.359999999999, "text": " Okay, trash for me."}, {"start": 9595.359999999999, "end": 9600.84, "text": " Start of combat gain plus five bonus multicast."}, {"start": 9600.84, "end": 9602.84, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 9602.84, "end": 9610.48, "text": " Oh, to this item itself I see."}, {"start": 9610.48, "end": 9620.199999999999, "text": " Hmm. It does have bleed. Oh and that would proc my shard fang. A fuck ton of times because"}, {"start": 9620.199999999999, "end": 9634.039999999999, "text": " it applies bleed and then the shard fang would proc- oh my god. That is fucking filthy."}, {"start": 9634.04, "end": 9642.2, "text": " an item plus one burn. Let's put burn on... I guess I'll throw it here. There we go."}, {"start": 9645.68, "end": 9648.68, "text": " Amulet."}, {"start": 9650.84, "end": 9656.0, "text": " This would make it multicast even more because start of combat right? But where"}, {"start": 9656.0, "end": 9662.52, "text": " would I put it? I have to take this out. Let's do that actually."}, {"start": 9664.04, "end": 9671.160000000002, "text": " That looks better to me."}, {"start": 9671.160000000002, "end": 9672.84, "text": " The lightning spear is so bad."}, {"start": 9672.84, "end": 9675.84, "text": " It's definitely not."}, {"start": 9675.84, "end": 9680.320000000002, "text": " Let's level up."}, {"start": 9680.320000000002, "end": 9681.320000000002, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 9681.320000000002, "end": 9685.400000000001, "text": " Hopefully, I can find whatever."}, {"start": 9685.400000000001, "end": 9689.52, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9689.52, "end": 9691.52, "text": " Reduce the thing above's cool down"}, {"start": 9698.28, "end": 9702.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, reducing curse tiara could be nuts, but I don't have a lot of space. I'd have to be taking things out"}, {"start": 9705.44, "end": 9707.94, "text": " And I have to take a spear book out to put that in"}, {"start": 9713.6, "end": 9717.060000000001, "text": " Is it too late every five seconds I could ramp it a bit"}, {"start": 9719.52, "end": 9725.12, "text": " I'll take it."}, {"start": 9725.12, "end": 9727.2, "text": " I really want another fucking book."}, {"start": 9727.2, "end": 9728.2, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 9728.2, "end": 9729.6, "text": " Legendary Sky Bolt."}, {"start": 9729.6, "end": 9732.880000000001, "text": " I don't think I care about that though."}, {"start": 9732.880000000001, "end": 9738.12, "text": " Trigger the crystal item to the left of this."}, {"start": 9738.12, "end": 9740.880000000001, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 9740.880000000001, "end": 9747.880000000001, "text": " that would make this proc again."}, {"start": 9759.920000000002, "end": 9764.28, "text": " Dreamcatcher the Amber, I mean we have to think about what I'm doing here though."}, {"start": 9764.28, "end": 9767.52, "text": " Maybe I take the Topaz spear out"}, {"start": 9767.52, "end": 9769.52, "text": " Because this is already applying the bleed, right?"}, {"start": 9771.74, "end": 9774.24, "text": " This does give me a lot of bleed instantly, though."}, {"start": 9774.24, "end": 9775.74, "text": " Fuck, this is hard."}, {"start": 9777.66, "end": 9778.94, "text": " That's all your damage."}, {"start": 9778.94, "end": 9781.24, "text": " My damage is the Shard Fane."}, {"start": 9781.24, "end": 9782.68, "text": " Granted, it's kind of low right now."}, {"start": 9782.68, "end": 9783.98, "text": " I think this is my damage."}, {"start": 9787.54, "end": 9789.42, "text": " Well, this makes it do more damage"}, {"start": 9789.42, "end": 9792.08, "text": " because it applies bleed, which means plus 40 to it."}, {"start": 9792.08, "end": 9795.76, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 9795.76, "end": 9797.060000000001, "text": " Let's freeze this."}, {"start": 9797.52, "end": 9798.36, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 9801.960000000001, "end": 9804.86, "text": " I need to reduce the cooldown of something. I'm thinking I do that."}, {"start": 9806.12, "end": 9807.52, "text": " And then I swap this to there."}, {"start": 9808.460000000001, "end": 9810.960000000001, "text": " Hopefully I get two Skybolts and I level up."}, {"start": 9811.86, "end": 9814.16, "text": " And I start Dreamcasting the Tiara."}, {"start": 9814.92, "end": 9816.720000000001, "text": " Don't you have a goblet? I do."}, {"start": 9816.960000000001, "end": 9819.36, "text": " 120 gold. Oh, shit."}, {"start": 9819.36, "end": 9830.28, "text": " Let's keep ramping it up wrong book they're both the same are they not?"}, {"start": 9830.28, "end": 9835.04, "text": " They're both level one."}, {"start": 9835.04, "end": 9837.04, "text": " They sell the axe, true."}, {"start": 9837.04, "end": 9841.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna buy this."}, {"start": 9841.800000000001, "end": 9845.2, "text": " Unfreeze, roll."}, {"start": 9845.2, "end": 9848.76, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 9848.76, "end": 9850.76, "text": " I'm really just trying to get a spear book."}, {"start": 9855.16, "end": 9856.16, "text": " Whatever, leaf shot."}, {"start": 9857.76, "end": 9859.26, "text": " Let's send it and see what happens."}, {"start": 9865.960000000001, "end": 9866.960000000001, "text": " It's a lot of damn."}, {"start": 9870.76, "end": 9871.76, "text": " Did I get both?"}, {"start": 9871.76, "end": 9872.76, "text": " I did, nice."}, {"start": 9872.76, "end": 9873.76, "text": " I lasted long enough."}, {"start": 9874.960000000001, "end": 9876.76, "text": " Oh, we'll take that, we're gonna sell it."}, {"start": 9878.76, "end": 9883.76, "text": " Goodbye this. That's two necklaces. Excellent."}, {"start": 9893.76, "end": 9900.76, "text": " It should be told I may not need this spear book much longer. I really fucking like my combo."}, {"start": 9901.76, "end": 9904.76, "text": " Of this procking the Skybolt."}, {"start": 9908.76, "end": 9912.960000000001, "text": " Oh no, Wind Shock triggers on an enemy."}, {"start": 9912.960000000001, "end": 9913.960000000001, "text": " Trigger this twice."}, {"start": 9913.960000000001, "end": 9917.44, "text": " Oh, I was thinking Wind Shock is applied."}, {"start": 9917.44, "end": 9920.24, "text": " Trigger this."}, {"start": 9920.24, "end": 9922.880000000001, "text": " Maybe a Skybolt isn't good."}, {"start": 9922.880000000001, "end": 9923.880000000001, "text": " Stormbolt isn't here."}, {"start": 9923.880000000001, "end": 9925.56, "text": " On trigger, trigger a shock."}, {"start": 9925.56, "end": 9930.039999999999, "text": " So maybe I throw this in?"}, {"start": 9930.039999999999, "end": 9943.68, "text": " Make level 3 topaz, yeah that'd be big."}, {"start": 9943.68, "end": 9945.68, "text": " Skybolt needs bleed."}, {"start": 9945.68, "end": 9948.48, "text": " It does."}, {"start": 9948.48, "end": 9955.48, "text": " which I could get lucky and I could get it."}, {"start": 9964.06, "end": 9971.06, "text": " I'm gonna freeze that. Give plus one shock."}, {"start": 9978.48, "end": 9990.6, "text": " why are y'all freaking out what oh my god I should have put stock on my tiara"}, {"start": 9990.6, "end": 9997.16, "text": " you're fucking right oh you're so right you're so right I'm gonna sell this"}, {"start": 9997.16, "end": 10005.32, "text": " shitty spear I'm gonna show this shitty spear I'm gonna buy that and roll"}, {"start": 10005.32, "end": 10013.32, "text": " That's important to have. I'd like a couple more of those. Let's freeze it. No need to get it now. Let's go. Fight."}, {"start": 10018.32, "end": 10022.32, "text": " Damn it, I almost got more procs. Two seconds CD on that now."}, {"start": 10026.32, "end": 10030.32, "text": " Let's take the lucky rolls. Let's hope I get like a bleed thingamajig."}, {"start": 10030.32, "end": 10040.52, "text": " uh fuck all that trade level 56 max chance to get legendaries do I care"}, {"start": 10040.52, "end": 10051.64, "text": " about a spear book anymore but I hold on where am I I think I buy this just for"}, {"start": 10051.64, "end": 10066.039999999999, "text": " the chest if anything okay cauldron cell it's money it is money true"}, {"start": 10066.8, "end": 10075.359999999999, "text": " let's level okay this is a very big page this is good we freeze the fuck out"}, {"start": 10075.36, "end": 10082.28, "text": " this pretty soon I'm gonna have to drop this dream catcher because it's just not"}, {"start": 10082.28, "end": 10085.560000000001, "text": " doing much sell the goblet oh yeah sell goblet let's get it now right you're"}, {"start": 10085.560000000001, "end": 10092.0, "text": " right okay give an item plus one shock yep throw that on the tiara that's one"}, {"start": 10092.0, "end": 10098.0, "text": " shock throw that okay just buy all of it honestly what are we doing here"}, {"start": 10098.0, "end": 10101.04, "text": " organize"}, {"start": 10101.04, "end": 10114.880000000001, "text": " plus three shock plus three shock put one on the spear call you don't have to give it"}, {"start": 10114.880000000001, "end": 10129.240000000002, "text": " minus point two CD I don't need to buff Shardfey I don't need to buff this tiara I think I"}, {"start": 10129.24, "end": 10135.96, "text": " save it for the Tempest. I think the dream catcher is gonna get this down to"}, {"start": 10135.96, "end": 10140.52, "text": " one second, and then once I take the dream catcher out that's when the bow is"}, {"start": 10140.52, "end": 10145.14, "text": " gonna go in, and I'm not gonna have the dream catcher to help me out anymore."}, {"start": 10145.14, "end": 10154.56, "text": " Either that or I drop the conjure spear book. Either way I don't think I want to"}, {"start": 10154.56, "end": 10158.72, "text": " use that yet let's just save it let's roll that's important oh my god this"}, {"start": 10158.72, "end": 10166.76, "text": " fucking thing producing quote of amber is also big bang holy shit"}, {"start": 10166.76, "end": 10168.76, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10172.24, "end": 10174.24, "text": " Wow sir"}, {"start": 10178.880000000001, "end": 10180.880000000001, "text": " We sure"}, {"start": 10185.44, "end": 10188.04, "text": " This is one star would that bump into two star"}, {"start": 10196.76, "end": 10210.2, "text": " Broke."}, {"start": 10210.2, "end": 10212.24, "text": " This is fucking ridiculous what's going on on my screen."}, {"start": 10212.24, "end": 10214.36, "text": " I've never seen this before."}, {"start": 10214.36, "end": 10218.24, "text": " I don't even know how to approach this."}, {"start": 10218.24, "end": 10223.64, "text": " Like, what do I sell?"}, {"start": 10223.64, "end": 10225.64, "text": " Do I just sell the level 2 topaz spear?"}, {"start": 10225.64, "end": 10226.64, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 10226.64, "end": 10237.519999999999, "text": " by that get the chest open it sell that roll"}, {"start": 10240.96, "end": 10248.0, "text": " okay on trigger trigger the crystal item to the left of this three times I mean"}, {"start": 10248.0, "end": 10255.24, "text": " that is oh my fucking god okay um"}, {"start": 10256.64, "end": 10266.359999999999, "text": " There's some serious changes I can make right now."}, {"start": 10266.359999999999, "end": 10270.119999999999, "text": " So let me fucking break this down."}, {"start": 10270.119999999999, "end": 10274.84, "text": " So at the start of combat, this gains plus 5 multicast, and it's also a 2 second quote"}, {"start": 10274.84, "end": 10275.84, "text": " on."}, {"start": 10275.84, "end": 10279.599999999999, "text": " So every 2 seconds, this thing will attack 6 times."}, {"start": 10279.599999999999, "end": 10282.8, "text": " It applies shock, and it applies bleed."}, {"start": 10282.800000000001, "end": 10286.04, "text": " Every time I apply bleed, this weapon procs."}, {"start": 10286.04, "end": 10290.12, "text": " Oh, actually it procs twice."}, {"start": 10290.12, "end": 10295.380000000001, "text": " So this will proc it like fucking 50 times, thus will a lowest fuck cooldown."}, {"start": 10295.380000000001, "end": 10299.62, "text": " I could also put this necklace on trigger, trigger the crystal item to the left of this"}, {"start": 10299.62, "end": 10300.62, "text": " three times."}, {"start": 10300.62, "end": 10308.340000000002, "text": " So that would trigger this three more, I don't even do the math, I don't even know."}, {"start": 10308.34, "end": 10315.02, "text": " The question is, the last thing, I need to keep the spearbook in because I need one more"}, {"start": 10315.02, "end": 10322.14, "text": " of the sky bolts to get it level 2, maxed out basically."}, {"start": 10322.14, "end": 10328.02, "text": " The dream catcher is permanently reducing the cooldown of the fucking thing ahead or above."}, {"start": 10328.02, "end": 10333.66, "text": " How much do I want to fucking perm a farm?"}, {"start": 10333.66, "end": 10335.06, "text": " I think I just leave as is."}, {"start": 10335.06, "end": 10339.22, "text": " I don't think I want to win that quickly, because I want my spirit to proc."}, {"start": 10339.22, "end": 10343.98, "text": " There's no fucking way I lose."}, {"start": 10343.98, "end": 10349.939999999999, "text": " I refuse to believe it's possible."}, {"start": 10349.939999999999, "end": 10354.859999999999, "text": " FYI, max attacks is 10 per second."}, {"start": 10354.859999999999, "end": 10358.3, "text": " So with one second cooldown, max 10 multicast."}, {"start": 10358.300000000001, "end": 10359.500000000002, "text": " Is that true? What?"}, {"start": 10368.980000000001, "end": 10371.02, "text": " I did not know that. I didn't know there was a cap to it."}, {"start": 10372.1, "end": 10372.6, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 10377.220000000001, "end": 10378.54, "text": " I'm just gonna go as is."}, {"start": 10385.220000000001, "end": 10386.02, "text": " Nice horn, bro."}, {"start": 10386.02, "end": 10388.42, "text": " Oh, I won."}, {"start": 10388.42, "end": 10391.220000000001, "text": " Okay, so now we're going to Endless Mode."}, {"start": 10391.220000000001, "end": 10393.18, "text": " This is Bullshit Zone."}, {"start": 10393.18, "end": 10396.060000000001, "text": " Everyone here has Bullshit."}, {"start": 10396.060000000001, "end": 10397.62, "text": " I am not special here."}, {"start": 10397.62, "end": 10402.460000000001, "text": " Gotta remember, I always learn the hard way."}, {"start": 10402.460000000001, "end": 10403.460000000001, "text": " Let's get a witch belt."}, {"start": 10403.460000000001, "end": 10404.460000000001, "text": " Those are good to have."}, {"start": 10404.460000000001, "end": 10405.460000000001, "text": " Go up here."}, {"start": 10405.460000000001, "end": 10409.460000000001, "text": " Give it an item plus one shock, blah, blah, blah."}, {"start": 10409.460000000001, "end": 10410.460000000001, "text": " I don't need another crystal."}, {"start": 10410.460000000001, "end": 10414.460000000001, "text": " Why is my phone freaking out?"}, {"start": 10414.460000000001, "end": 10426.1, "text": " Okay, we're gonna sell this we're gonna get rid of the spear book. I think we're done with"}, {"start": 10426.1, "end": 10435.560000000001, "text": " this now. I think I dropped this in shock to the skyhook"}, {"start": 10435.56, "end": 10443.92, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 10443.92, "end": 10444.92, "text": " Shock on Tempest."}, {"start": 10444.92, "end": 10445.92, "text": " It can't."}, {"start": 10445.92, "end": 10446.92, "text": " Wait, no it can."}, {"start": 10446.92, "end": 10447.92, "text": " You're fucking right."}, {"start": 10447.92, "end": 10448.92, "text": " I'm dumb."}, {"start": 10448.92, "end": 10449.92, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 10449.92, "end": 10450.92, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10450.92, "end": 10475.28, "text": " I guess we go here, maybe?"}, {"start": 10475.28, "end": 10487.6, "text": " I mean, realistically, this is probably the best thing I can do."}, {"start": 10487.6, "end": 10490.6, "text": " Drop the spear for the emulet."}, {"start": 10490.6, "end": 10491.6, "text": " I don't know if I want to do that."}, {"start": 10491.6, "end": 10493.6, "text": " Skybolt can get shocked at level 2."}, {"start": 10497.04, "end": 10497.84, "text": " Nice, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10508.24, "end": 10509.12, "text": " Oh, level 2."}, {"start": 10509.12, "end": 10531.76, "text": " I think Skybolt here?"}, {"start": 10531.76, "end": 10532.76, "text": " Skybolt above spear?"}, {"start": 10532.76, "end": 10535.36, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10535.36, "end": 10536.800000000001, "text": " I can't put shock on this dude."}, {"start": 10536.800000000001, "end": 10537.800000000001, "text": " This is a lot of things to do."}, {"start": 10537.800000000001, "end": 10539.800000000001, "text": " y'all are confusing the fuck out of me."}, {"start": 10547.800000000001, "end": 10551.800000000001, "text": " How can I scale my damage? That's what I'm worried about. It's just..."}, {"start": 10551.800000000001, "end": 10553.800000000001, "text": " plus damage."}, {"start": 10559.800000000001, "end": 10563.800000000001, "text": " Skybolt can get shock at level 2 as it applies shock stacks."}, {"start": 10564.800000000001, "end": 10565.800000000001, "text": " I see that."}, {"start": 10567.800000000001, "end": 10575.060000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, it looks like it can."}, {"start": 10575.060000000001, "end": 10576.060000000001, "text": " For it couldn't."}, {"start": 10576.060000000001, "end": 10577.060000000001, "text": " Alright, yeah I need to get shocked for it."}, {"start": 10577.060000000001, "end": 10578.060000000001, "text": " I see that."}, {"start": 10578.060000000001, "end": 10579.060000000001, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 10579.060000000001, "end": 10580.060000000001, "text": " I don't have it though."}, {"start": 10580.060000000001, "end": 10581.060000000001, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 10581.060000000001, "end": 10592.060000000001, "text": " Okay, upgrade my witch belt."}, {"start": 10592.06, "end": 10614.4, "text": " Minus point two CD probably on Tempest yeah"}, {"start": 10614.4, "end": 10622.56, "text": " You all stressed me out with that limited to only 10 attacks per second."}, {"start": 10622.56, "end": 10636.6, "text": " I'm like trying to think of like how limiting that is."}, {"start": 10636.6, "end": 10638.6, "text": " That's not a thing."}, {"start": 10638.6, "end": 10640.199999999999, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10640.199999999999, "end": 10642.279999999999, "text": " One second CD 10 multicast."}, {"start": 10642.279999999999, "end": 10643.279999999999, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 10643.28, "end": 10648.6, "text": " So, start of combat game plus five multicast."}, {"start": 10648.6, "end": 10650.2, "text": " I guess I'm not really quite there yet."}, {"start": 10650.2, "end": 10651.2, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10651.2, "end": 10652.2, "text": " Do I level again?"}, {"start": 10652.2, "end": 10666.880000000001, "text": " I think I rolled till I see- ooh I'll take a goblet, that's for sure."}, {"start": 10666.880000000001, "end": 10673.12, "text": " Okay, another one of these things, sure."}, {"start": 10673.12, "end": 10691.400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna keep leveling cuz I want to get more luck. Wow. Night slot. Bro, how does he"}, {"start": 10691.400000000001, "end": 10699.04, "text": " have so many slots? The first two triggers healing here? What the fuck? Magic slot."}, {"start": 10699.04, "end": 10707.640000000001, "text": " Six random slots perk."}, {"start": 10707.640000000001, "end": 10709.720000000001, "text": " One of the events gives him."}, {"start": 10709.720000000001, "end": 10710.720000000001, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 10710.720000000001, "end": 10717.68, "text": " Oh yeah, fill your towers with random slot buffs."}, {"start": 10717.68, "end": 10719.400000000001, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 10719.400000000001, "end": 10722.400000000001, "text": " That's interesting."}, {"start": 10722.4, "end": 10741.76, "text": " A lot of things happen there."}, {"start": 10741.76, "end": 10742.96, "text": " Give an item plus one shock."}, {"start": 10742.96, "end": 10745.16, "text": " Okay, let's put that on there."}, {"start": 10745.16, "end": 10746.16, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 10746.16, "end": 10747.68, "text": " Gain 12 XP."}, {"start": 10747.68, "end": 10751.88, "text": " Give an item plus one burn."}, {"start": 10751.880000000001, "end": 10752.880000000001, "text": " Let's throw that here."}, {"start": 10754.320000000002, "end": 10755.68, "text": " Gain three free re-rolls."}, {"start": 10757.160000000002, "end": 10758.36, "text": " I should level."}, {"start": 10758.36, "end": 10759.160000000002, "text": " We'll level up."}, {"start": 10759.68, "end": 10760.800000000001, "text": " I'm gonna level again."}, {"start": 10762.04, "end": 10764.800000000001, "text": " Uh, with no money though, I guess I have a goblet ready to go."}, {"start": 10768.080000000002, "end": 10769.740000000002, "text": " My luck is still 5%."}, {"start": 10769.740000000002, "end": 10770.240000000002, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 10772.000000000002, "end": 10773.720000000001, "text": " Shit, yeah, I need to increase that somehow."}, {"start": 10775.76, "end": 10777.76, "text": " Unfortunately, you needed that bow."}, {"start": 10778.400000000001, "end": 10778.900000000001, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 10779.84, "end": 10780.800000000001, "text": " It's not level two yet."}, {"start": 10780.800000000001, "end": 10782.800000000001, "text": " My brain turned off."}, {"start": 10782.800000000001, "end": 10784.800000000001, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 10790.800000000001, "end": 10792.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10792.800000000001, "end": 10794.800000000001, "text": " Okay, gold."}, {"start": 10794.800000000001, "end": 10796.800000000001, "text": " Give it more shock."}, {"start": 10796.800000000001, "end": 10797.800000000001, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 10797.800000000001, "end": 10798.800000000001, "text": " Game max HP."}, {"start": 10798.800000000001, "end": 10800.800000000001, "text": " Give shock."}, {"start": 10800.800000000001, "end": 10803.800000000001, "text": " Uh, fuck leveling at this point."}, {"start": 10803.800000000001, "end": 10805.800000000001, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 10805.800000000001, "end": 10807.800000000001, "text": " Definitely take that instantly."}, {"start": 10807.800000000001, "end": 10812.800000000001, "text": " If I can get two more, that'd be huge."}, {"start": 10821.800000000001, "end": 10826.800000000001, "text": " Okay, level my witch belt. Take this to sell."}, {"start": 10826.800000000001, "end": 10839.6, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 10839.6, "end": 10842.320000000002, "text": " The potopas spear is useless at this point."}, {"start": 10842.320000000002, "end": 10850.6, "text": " Well, the reason why I disagree is it applies 40 bleed."}, {"start": 10850.6, "end": 10855.6, "text": " So 40 bleed makes this hit for like 40 more damage."}, {"start": 10855.6, "end": 10858.1, "text": " It attacks one time."}, {"start": 10858.1, "end": 10859.1, "text": " Also start of combat."}, {"start": 10859.1, "end": 10865.220000000001, "text": " So basically it buffs all the damage by 60 that I'm doing."}, {"start": 10865.220000000001, "end": 10870.300000000001, "text": " After five seconds."}, {"start": 10870.300000000001, "end": 10874.94, "text": " I still think it's pretty good."}, {"start": 10874.94, "end": 10879.78, "text": " Maybe I'm wrong by that."}, {"start": 10879.78, "end": 10880.78, "text": " Shield could be really good."}, {"start": 10880.78, "end": 10881.78, "text": " Yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 10881.78, "end": 10883.18, "text": " 20 is, chat is dumb."}, {"start": 10883.18, "end": 10885.18, "text": " Yeah, I think so too."}, {"start": 10885.18, "end": 10894.14, "text": " Okay, another witch belt."}, {"start": 10894.14, "end": 10896.02, "text": " Sell that, sell that."}, {"start": 10896.02, "end": 10905.26, "text": " Damn, I have a fucking level 2 witch belt and a level 1 witch belt."}, {"start": 10905.26, "end": 10906.26, "text": " There's Storm."}, {"start": 10906.26, "end": 10908.98, "text": " We need two more of those."}, {"start": 10908.98, "end": 10927.74, "text": " shop excellent this is big wrath potion on use on an item to give it plus eight"}, {"start": 10927.74, "end": 10936.66, "text": " damage use on to give it plus three heal what do y'all think is procking more I"}, {"start": 10936.66, "end": 10943.66, "text": " I think the Shardfang procs more, right?"}, {"start": 10943.66, "end": 10947.66, "text": " The Tiara? No."}, {"start": 10947.66, "end": 10949.66, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 10949.66, "end": 10954.66, "text": " Because the Shardfang procs just as much as the Tiara."}, {"start": 10954.66, "end": 10958.66, "text": " Every time Tiara procs, it procs Shardfang."}, {"start": 10958.66, "end": 10962.66, "text": " Every time."}, {"start": 10962.66, "end": 10968.74, "text": " Spirit doesn't proc as much because it procs when shock triggers not when shock is applied this"}, {"start": 10969.619999999999, "end": 10972.94, "text": " When another item applies bleed it triggers this twice"}, {"start": 10973.78, "end": 10977.74, "text": " Some saying is so much better. We got to put it there plus eight damage on that fucker"}, {"start": 10980.619999999999, "end": 10985.14, "text": " Minus point five CD increased shock damage. We love that gain eight gold"}, {"start": 10986.9, "end": 10991.52, "text": " Minus point five CD this can go on the tiara. I'm good with that"}, {"start": 10992.66, "end": 10994.9, "text": " Give an item plus three heal throw them a sharp thing"}, {"start": 11001.22, "end": 11005.22, "text": " Let's roll can't need one more storm bow love that for me"}, {"start": 11009.3, "end": 11012.82, "text": " You can't lose all right bet"}, {"start": 11016.46, "end": 11021.74, "text": " Okay, maybe not I can you haven't seen this stupid shit in this game"}, {"start": 11022.66, "end": 11025.06, "text": " There's builds where I actually will not be able to hurt them."}, {"start": 11027.76, "end": 11030.36, "text": " Okay, we got my Stormbow maxed out now, love that."}, {"start": 11030.96, "end": 11034.66, "text": " I need one more Shard Fang and then I got my Shard Fang maxed out."}, {"start": 11044.26, "end": 11045.16, "text": " I'm hoping for it."}, {"start": 11045.96, "end": 11047.56, "text": " Dev, now's the time."}, {"start": 11048.36, "end": 11050.26, "text": " Go ahead and buff the odds..."}, {"start": 11050.76, "end": 11051.56, "text": " now."}, {"start": 11052.66, "end": 11055.66, "text": " All items are on sale, not what I want though."}, {"start": 11056.66, "end": 11059.66, "text": " Now, Shardfang. Thank you, Dev."}, {"start": 11059.66, "end": 11062.66, "text": " On sale too? You shouldn't have, really."}, {"start": 11066.66, "end": 11070.66, "text": " Uh, use on an item to give it plus 2 poison."}, {"start": 11072.66, "end": 11074.66, "text": " Plus 3 healing."}, {"start": 11075.66, "end": 11078.66, "text": " Let's go ahead and put poison on the Shardfang. It's having a good time."}, {"start": 11078.66, "end": 11081.66, "text": " Gain some XP, gain Max Health."}, {"start": 11082.66, "end": 11083.94, "text": " Plus one shock."}, {"start": 11086.74, "end": 11088.14, "text": " I might as well throw down this."}, {"start": 11092.66, "end": 11093.94, "text": " I mean, I'm maxed out at this point."}, {"start": 11093.94, "end": 11095.14, "text": " I just want level threes."}, {"start": 11098.14, "end": 11099.76, "text": " Swap the shard to multi."}, {"start": 11104.26, "end": 11104.76, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11109.86, "end": 11111.26, "text": " Actually, I feel like this is better."}, {"start": 11112.66, "end": 11127.14, "text": " Am I crazy or maybe I'm like multi-cast capped by doing that."}, {"start": 11127.14, "end": 11131.38, "text": " No I'm crazy that should go there."}, {"start": 11131.38, "end": 11140.94, "text": " Is this not how I had it?"}, {"start": 11140.94, "end": 11147.94, "text": " Sky Bolt's more damage but it doesn't proc as much."}, {"start": 11147.94, "end": 11148.94, "text": " You had fang in the top right?"}, {"start": 11148.94, "end": 11149.94, "text": " Well yeah, this is better."}, {"start": 11149.94, "end": 11151.94, "text": " This is how I should have it."}, {"start": 11151.94, "end": 11157.94, "text": " Bro, what?"}, {"start": 11157.94, "end": 11160.94, "text": " How many potions does this game want to give me?"}, {"start": 11160.94, "end": 11162.94, "text": " Okay, we take this to sell."}, {"start": 11162.94, "end": 11163.94, "text": " We buy a goblet."}, {"start": 11163.94, "end": 11164.94, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 11164.94, "end": 11166.94, "text": " That sells for 70 gold."}, {"start": 11166.94, "end": 11169.5, "text": " 70 gold. This is my second level 2 witch belt."}, {"start": 11173.58, "end": 11174.300000000001, "text": " All right, let's go."}, {"start": 11181.02, "end": 11181.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11196.94, "end": 11199.94, "text": " How do I get more luck?"}, {"start": 11199.94, "end": 11201.94, "text": " Like actually..."}, {"start": 11203.94, "end": 11205.94, "text": " Oh wait, I got potions here."}, {"start": 11205.94, "end": 11207.94, "text": " Gain 10 income."}, {"start": 11207.94, "end": 11210.94, "text": " Hold on. Hold on."}, {"start": 11210.94, "end": 11212.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11212.94, "end": 11215.94, "text": " There are items in this game"}, {"start": 11215.94, "end": 11217.94, "text": " that give..."}, {"start": 11217.94, "end": 11222.94, "text": " There's a bunch of moon items that improve the overall damage permanently."}, {"start": 11222.94, "end": 11230.42, "text": " I could put moon essence with a moon tag on shard fang making it into a moon item"}, {"start": 11230.42, "end": 11234.7, "text": " and then I can start buffing its damage"}, {"start": 11234.7, "end": 11250.42, "text": " I guess I could drop the spear yeah mood like moon necklace I think is it"}, {"start": 11250.42, "end": 11257.92, "text": " I mean these are insane. Give it poison plus one damage. Let's just immediately"}, {"start": 11257.92, "end": 11262.18, "text": " want to put the moon tag there for sure. What does this do? Give it the holy tag?"}, {"start": 11262.18, "end": 11267.32, "text": " I don't even know what I want to put that on."}, {"start": 11273.82, "end": 11276.42, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 11280.42, "end": 11283.5, "text": " Okay, here we go."}, {"start": 11283.5, "end": 11286.66, "text": " Permanently give your other moon items plus 2 damage."}, {"start": 11286.66, "end": 11298.7, "text": " Problem is it's a 6.5 second cast time."}, {"start": 11298.7, "end": 11300.22, "text": " That's never going to trigger."}, {"start": 11300.22, "end": 11304.42, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how I'm going to make that happen."}, {"start": 11304.42, "end": 11309.82, "text": " Yeah, I mean I love these tags are just impossible to actually utilize."}, {"start": 11309.82, "end": 11321.14, "text": " really are. Just level and look for 200 pot at this point. True, true gamer, base and"}, {"start": 11321.14, "end": 11322.099999999999, "text": " true."}, {"start": 11322.099999999999, "end": 11324.58, "text": " Dev, can you give me a 200 gold pot here?"}, {"start": 11338.82, "end": 11339.32, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11344.26, "end": 11345.82, "text": " Well, maybe I could have used that staff."}, {"start": 11345.82, "end": 11348.42, "text": " I think that staff might have done some stuff."}, {"start": 11348.42, "end": 11349.26, "text": " If I max it out."}, {"start": 11351.14, "end": 11353.38, "text": " I see the staff again. I gotta remind myself to look"}, {"start": 11361.88, "end": 11363.88, "text": " Freeze"}, {"start": 11364.5, "end": 11366.5, "text": " Hold on"}, {"start": 11366.98, "end": 11373.099999999999, "text": " Guarantee lucky roll. I think I mean I have goblets to sell 85 gold 20 so it's a hundred gold"}, {"start": 11381.14, "end": 11394.9, "text": " Let's just save, I think, I'm gonna throw a holy tag, fuck'em, let's go."}, {"start": 11394.9, "end": 11398.74, "text": " Like I said, so what just beat me?"}, {"start": 11398.74, "end": 11405.539999999999, "text": " A shield build."}, {"start": 11405.539999999999, "end": 11408.34, "text": " On trigger permanently gain plus two shield."}, {"start": 11408.34, "end": 11419.1, "text": " trigger, give the item below plus two bonus multicast. He beat me with redemption. Really?"}, {"start": 11419.1, "end": 11429.18, "text": " That beat me? I guess it heals an absolute fuck ton, but really? It is a one second cooldown."}, {"start": 11429.18, "end": 11436.3, "text": " It looks to me like he's got his dream catcher actually activated doing things. Healing can"}, {"start": 11436.300000000001, "end": 11444.060000000001, "text": " do that because his fights tend to last a little bit longer than mine. Hold on. This"}, {"start": 11444.060000000001, "end": 11452.18, "text": " is it. Use on an item to give it plus one bleed. Now I have bleed on my Skybolt. So"}, {"start": 11452.18, "end": 11460.54, "text": " now my Skybolt will proc my Shardfing. They'll be proc'ing each other. Wait no I'm retarded."}, {"start": 11460.54, "end": 11461.740000000002, "text": " I think I should put it on Shardfing"}, {"start": 11463.740000000002, "end": 11464.54, "text": " I need another one"}, {"start": 11466.44, "end": 11467.740000000002, "text": " Everyone in chat spamming no?"}, {"start": 11467.740000000002, "end": 11468.94, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep"}, {"start": 11471.140000000001, "end": 11472.44, "text": " I guess both kind of work"}, {"start": 11474.140000000001, "end": 11475.640000000001, "text": " Actually, both kind of work"}, {"start": 11477.84, "end": 11480.84, "text": " Actually, when another item applies Bleed"}, {"start": 11481.04, "end": 11482.240000000002, "text": " Trigger this thrice"}, {"start": 11482.240000000002, "end": 11484.04, "text": " It says another item"}, {"start": 11484.04, "end": 11485.240000000002, "text": " No, I think I did it right"}, {"start": 11487.04, "end": 11488.140000000001, "text": " No, I did it right"}, {"start": 11488.14, "end": 11491.3, "text": " Fuck you guys!"}, {"start": 11491.3, "end": 11494.3, "text": " Mods banned 30 people!"}, {"start": 11518.14, "end": 11520.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11548.14, "end": 11568.42, "text": " Oh, Vek is playing and he's sending me screenshots."}, {"start": 11568.42, "end": 11570.66, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 11570.66, "end": 11572.619999999999, "text": " He said the shop I just got."}, {"start": 11572.619999999999, "end": 11573.619999999999, "text": " He's..."}, {"start": 11573.619999999999, "end": 11575.939999999999, "text": " Okay, what am I looking at here?"}, {"start": 11575.94, "end": 11578.34, "text": " Oh, you're doing a fucking mass bow build."}, {"start": 11578.34, "end": 11582.54, "text": " He's got the dragon bow where it's like if you have only bows that they're better."}, {"start": 11583.04, "end": 11585.140000000001, "text": " And then he sent me another screenshot."}, {"start": 11585.34, "end": 11586.140000000001, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 11589.54, "end": 11593.84, "text": " He has a level 2 crystal bow and he's very happy with his 3 crystal bows in the shop."}, {"start": 11594.34, "end": 11595.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11595.640000000001, "end": 11597.04, "text": " Look at them goblets."}, {"start": 11599.74, "end": 11600.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 11601.34, "end": 11603.24, "text": " 2 2 star goblets."}, {"start": 11605.94, "end": 11606.74, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 11608.34, "end": 11611.54, "text": " Alright, either way, I need to start buying some stuff here."}, {"start": 11612.74, "end": 11614.640000000001, "text": " With 10% luck, I buy everything."}, {"start": 11616.54, "end": 11617.34, "text": " I'm broke."}, {"start": 11617.94, "end": 11619.140000000001, "text": " Let's sell a goblet."}, {"start": 11623.94, "end": 11624.94, "text": " Gain luck."}, {"start": 11625.24, "end": 11626.34, "text": " Gain luck."}, {"start": 11626.94, "end": 11631.74, "text": " What is this? Use an item to transform it into a random item, but keeps it sorrowful, huh?"}, {"start": 11632.24, "end": 11633.74, "text": " Plus 8 healing."}, {"start": 11635.94, "end": 11641.060000000001, "text": " Gain eight gold. Guarantee a lucky roll minus 0.2 CD."}, {"start": 11642.74, "end": 11644.1, "text": " Put heal on Skybolt."}, {"start": 11645.74, "end": 11648.58, "text": " Uh, no, I think Shardfang procs a hundred times more."}, {"start": 11655.78, "end": 11656.78, "text": " A Ruby spear?"}, {"start": 11660.5, "end": 11661.1, "text": " I think Bow."}, {"start": 11661.300000000001, "end": 11663.58, "text": " What the hell is Bow? I don't know. The right answer is theirs."}, {"start": 11664.060000000001, "end": 11665.02, "text": " They're all good answers."}, {"start": 11665.94, "end": 11667.94, "text": " Guarantee a lucky roll"}, {"start": 11668.34, "end": 11670.94, "text": " Okay, uh, we'll buy that too"}, {"start": 11672.18, "end": 11674.78, "text": " Hey 19% luck wow"}, {"start": 11676.54, "end": 11678.54, "text": " Okay, okay"}, {"start": 11679.62, "end": 11681.62, "text": " Interesting here"}, {"start": 11682.460000000001, "end": 11688.9, "text": " Let's guarantee another lucky roll. I have a goblet. Let's just fucking sell it honestly. I"}, {"start": 11690.94, "end": 11694.62, "text": " Don't need more luck really 25% is max right?"}, {"start": 11695.94, "end": 11700.9, "text": " Pink potion on the tiara. Would that work? It's a cursed tiara"}, {"start": 11705.92, "end": 11707.92, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 11713.26, "end": 11717.300000000001, "text": " Start of combat permanently gain plus 15 multicast that's never getting nice"}, {"start": 11720.36, "end": 11722.36, "text": " Okay, fuck it I did it"}, {"start": 11725.94, "end": 11733.42, "text": " Okay, I maxed out my luck."}, {"start": 11733.42, "end": 11737.42, "text": " Should I put a second one on it?"}, {"start": 11737.42, "end": 11739.42, "text": " Yeah, fuck it, right?"}, {"start": 11739.42, "end": 11740.42, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 11740.42, "end": 11744.34, "text": " Okay, lots of things on my screen here."}, {"start": 11744.34, "end": 11747.66, "text": " Unfortunately, I don't need anything here."}, {"start": 11747.66, "end": 11748.78, "text": " Everything's already level 2."}, {"start": 11748.78, "end": 11749.78, "text": " No tiara."}, {"start": 11749.78, "end": 11750.78, "text": " Sad."}, {"start": 11750.78, "end": 11767.28, "text": " Okay. There's a tiara. Orbs are big. They'll never proc. And here's a copy of it as well."}, {"start": 11767.28, "end": 11774.08, "text": " And a mirror. Let's just freeze this screen. Actually, we'll buy that. I could sell some"}, {"start": 11774.08, "end": 11781.08, "text": " of my potion belts."}, {"start": 11781.08, "end": 11791.08, "text": " Alright, let's go, leaf shop, fight."}, {"start": 11791.08, "end": 11795.72, "text": " Guys, it's close."}, {"start": 11795.72, "end": 11799.52, "text": " Like I'm feeling overpowered, but I'm not overpowered."}, {"start": 11799.52, "end": 11800.52, "text": " This is crazy."}, {"start": 11800.52, "end": 11802.36, "text": " Okay, it's on sale now."}, {"start": 11802.36, "end": 11809.640000000001, "text": " buy that. Uh, gain free 8 re- or 8 re-rolls. Give an item 10% crit chance. Okay, yeah,"}, {"start": 11809.640000000001, "end": 11818.04, "text": " I don't have any crit. Fuck yeah. Plus 3 shields. Put that there. Gain XP. Give it plus 1 shock."}, {"start": 11822.92, "end": 11825.08, "text": " I can mirror it. I know I can. Just hang on."}, {"start": 11825.08, "end": 11830.539999999999, "text": " I think I throw the shock on this necklace just cuz it does proc"}, {"start": 11841.56, "end": 11846.94, "text": " Huh, oh dang okay excellent"}, {"start": 11846.94, "end": 11858.060000000001, "text": " Chidi-bo. How do I sell this thing? I don't know. Whatever."}, {"start": 11858.060000000001, "end": 11864.78, "text": " Uh, re-roll. How many lucky rolls do I have queued up? I have no idea."}, {"start": 11864.78, "end": 11868.9, "text": " Shop contains a mimic rod."}, {"start": 11868.9, "end": 11873.9, "text": " trigger, gain a plain copy of the item above."}, {"start": 11881.9, "end": 11885.9, "text": " 11 second CD by the way. Yeah, no, I can't use that."}, {"start": 11890.9, "end": 11895.9, "text": " Okay, we buy that. I'm actually gonna get this thing level two. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 11895.9, "end": 11898.9, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 11898.9, "end": 11901.9, "text": " Start of combat gain 2 random dark items?"}, {"start": 11901.9, "end": 11907.9, "text": " Oh my god, I need just one more."}, {"start": 11907.9, "end": 11913.9, "text": " Level 2?"}, {"start": 11913.9, "end": 11918.9, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 11918.9, "end": 11920.9, "text": " I mean everything's level 2 now."}, {"start": 11920.9, "end": 11924.9, "text": " Now I just need 200 gold potions."}, {"start": 11924.9, "end": 11944.66, "text": " Was there a 10 gold goblet? I didn't buy it. Increase the chance of finding it in the shop?"}, {"start": 11944.66, "end": 11950.26, "text": " I don't think I want to use this anymore. I don't know what I'd use it on. It has to"}, {"start": 11950.26, "end": 11956.380000000001, "text": " be an item, but maybe like a goblet I guess? But..."}, {"start": 11959.380000000001, "end": 11964.54, "text": " Let's gain some crit chance I guess. I can't use this bony wars but just sell it."}, {"start": 11964.54, "end": 11969.78, "text": " I'll just take the guarantee reroll."}, {"start": 11969.78, "end": 11975.42, "text": " All right, let's just go fight. Let's see what happens"}, {"start": 11977.54, "end": 11979.54, "text": " This guy's got a moon build"}, {"start": 11981.78, "end": 11988.02, "text": " Give the boat the left plus one multicast it's at 23. It's a level one book Jesus"}, {"start": 11989.980000000001, "end": 11995.54, "text": " Permanently game plus four shield on trigger. I mean, maybe I kill them. Let's see"}, {"start": 11999.78, "end": 12001.78, "text": " Did"}, {"start": 12004.42, "end": 12012.2, "text": " What the fuck okay organized in 20 XP excellent gain a bunch of XP excellent plus three heal to it yes"}, {"start": 12013.18, "end": 12015.18, "text": " minus point two CD I"}, {"start": 12017.5, "end": 12021.5, "text": " Think I'm gonna get my tiara down to one plus one burn"}, {"start": 12022.66, "end": 12026.26, "text": " My tiara doesn't apply burn yet. Oh my god. Give it to the tiara"}, {"start": 12029.78, "end": 12040.54, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 12040.54, "end": 12044.900000000001, "text": " Give an item plus one max charge, give an item plus eight damage, plus one burn, plus"}, {"start": 12044.900000000001, "end": 12050.86, "text": " two poison, more burn, minus cooldown, more burn."}, {"start": 12050.86, "end": 12053.34, "text": " I don't use charges."}, {"start": 12053.34, "end": 12054.980000000001, "text": " Morph the topaz spear?"}, {"start": 12054.980000000001, "end": 12057.54, "text": " You think Morph it?"}, {"start": 12057.54, "end": 12065.460000000001, "text": " What is something, honestly, I feel like I should get another shardfang or something."}, {"start": 12065.460000000001, "end": 12066.460000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 12066.460000000001, "end": 12074.94, "text": " I don't know what the fuck to replace Temusphere, I really don't know."}, {"start": 12074.94, "end": 12078.820000000002, "text": " Right now it buffs all the damage by like 20, it's okay."}, {"start": 12078.820000000002, "end": 12080.42, "text": " Yes, one with bleed."}, {"start": 12080.42, "end": 12083.060000000001, "text": " Well it says when another item applies bleed."}, {"start": 12083.06, "end": 12091.939999999999, "text": " Do you think another shard thing with Bleed can proc it?"}, {"start": 12091.939999999999, "end": 12093.939999999999, "text": " Or do you think..."}, {"start": 12093.939999999999, "end": 12096.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 12096.64, "end": 12097.9, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 12097.9, "end": 12098.9, "text": " Another item."}, {"start": 12098.9, "end": 12099.9, "text": " It might say..."}, {"start": 12099.9, "end": 12101.82, "text": " It's the same item technique, right?"}, {"start": 12101.82, "end": 12111.34, "text": " I don't know exactly how it works."}, {"start": 12111.34, "end": 12116.82, "text": " book that gives you gold on dagger procs? Oh imagine if I had that. Yeah I can spam"}, {"start": 12116.82, "end": 12121.26, "text": " reroll for the 200 gold potions, that's actually a play. Let's increase the burn"}, {"start": 12121.26, "end": 12127.3, "text": " there, let's reduce cool down there. How much poison do I have on this? I don't know a lot."}, {"start": 12127.62, "end": 12129.62, "text": " There's some more on it"}, {"start": 12131.140000000001, "end": 12133.980000000001, "text": " Plus eight damage throw it there plus one burn sure"}, {"start": 12136.54, "end": 12138.54, "text": " Roll"}, {"start": 12138.54, "end": 12157.980000000001, "text": " get that shield what the fuck really all what about I don't know would it be good at this"}, {"start": 12157.980000000001, "end": 12166.740000000002, "text": " point the game increase shock damage I don't think I care about upping shock damage"}, {"start": 12166.74, "end": 12174.74, "text": " Yeah, it's about when shock triggers."}, {"start": 12174.74, "end": 12184.74, "text": " Oh no, wait a second, my Tempest does proc it."}, {"start": 12184.74, "end": 12187.58, "text": " On trigger, trigger three shock sacks on an enemy."}, {"start": 12187.58, "end": 12195.66, "text": " Yeah, upping it could have been good, fuck."}, {"start": 12195.66, "end": 12199.86, "text": " You're right, maybe I get another Cursed Tiara."}, {"start": 12199.86, "end": 12215.42, "text": " Is that psychotic?"}, {"start": 12215.42, "end": 12224.58, "text": " Trigger your other bows 4 times and give them plus 5 bonus damage."}, {"start": 12224.58, "end": 12231.3, "text": " has three charges I'm wondering if this is better actually than the tiara right"}, {"start": 12231.3, "end": 12234.86, "text": " now too slow"}, {"start": 12237.58, "end": 12244.86, "text": " 25 gold the fuck okay here's another tiara"}, {"start": 12249.74, "end": 12253.18, "text": " freeze the page"}, {"start": 12254.58, "end": 12264.9, "text": " I don't know if I win this this guy has triple my HP and he's got some serious"}, {"start": 12264.9, "end": 12268.14, "text": " farm he's got the lost fragment on trigger give the item above plus one"}, {"start": 12268.14, "end": 12278.82, "text": " bonus multi-cast look at this thing he's also level 40 by the way like the"}, {"start": 12278.82, "end": 12299.82, "text": " the fuck."}, {"start": 12299.82, "end": 12307.38, "text": " minus 0.2 cd, i guess we'll start reducing this one, plus 8 shield on it."}, {"start": 12307.380000000001, "end": 12315.980000000001, "text": " Give it plus three shock, we'll throw shock on this fucker."}, {"start": 12315.980000000001, "end": 12319.220000000001, "text": " Buy another one of those."}, {"start": 12319.220000000001, "end": 12322.900000000001, "text": " Alright, that's maxed out again."}, {"start": 12322.900000000001, "end": 12325.220000000001, "text": " Do I just level now?"}, {"start": 12325.220000000001, "end": 12326.34, "text": " It's gotta be a level angle."}, {"start": 12326.34, "end": 12332.18, "text": " Fuck, I wanna get level threes, man!"}, {"start": 12332.18, "end": 12340.9, "text": " The dagger triggers gain 1 gold."}, {"start": 12340.9, "end": 12344.94, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 12344.94, "end": 12345.94, "text": " That's trolling, right?"}, {"start": 12345.94, "end": 12346.94, "text": " It's too late."}, {"start": 12346.94, "end": 12347.94, "text": " I wish I had that earlier."}, {"start": 12347.94, "end": 12349.58, "text": " Fuck it, let's go!"}, {"start": 12349.58, "end": 12351.300000000001, "text": " This guy's missing a slot altogether!"}, {"start": 12351.300000000001, "end": 12353.74, "text": " No way I lose to this, right?"}, {"start": 12353.74, "end": 12354.74, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 12354.74, "end": 12374.34, "text": " Let's put burn on this bad boy, gain some gold, gain max HP, fuckin' heals there I guess,"}, {"start": 12374.34, "end": 12378.82, "text": " gain XP."}, {"start": 12378.82, "end": 12384.82, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12384.82, "end": 12386.82, "text": " Only contains items that I own."}, {"start": 12386.82, "end": 12394.82, "text": " Love that."}, {"start": 12394.82, "end": 12400.82, "text": " Dark Crystal, it's already maxed out."}, {"start": 12400.82, "end": 12401.82, "text": " You can't get it to three."}, {"start": 12401.82, "end": 12407.82, "text": " Not without the 200 gold potion, but I'm just not seeing the 200 gold potion ever."}, {"start": 12407.82, "end": 12411.9, "text": " Bro level."}, {"start": 12411.9, "end": 12415.82, "text": " It doesn't increase the odds of the potion."}, {"start": 12415.82, "end": 12420.86, "text": " It's a maxed out."}, {"start": 12420.86, "end": 12423.66, "text": " All it gives me now is HP and income."}, {"start": 12423.66, "end": 12424.66, "text": " It gives me income."}, {"start": 12424.66, "end": 12425.66, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 12425.66, "end": 12428.66, "text": " Keep forgetting about that."}, {"start": 12428.66, "end": 12438.86, "text": " Nothing to give me a lot of HPs."}, {"start": 12438.86, "end": 12445.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12445.22, "end": 12446.7, "text": " Reduce the CD there."}, {"start": 12446.7, "end": 12447.7, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 12447.7, "end": 12448.86, "text": " Put some poison on that."}, {"start": 12448.86, "end": 12453.1, "text": " Give an item plus two burn."}, {"start": 12453.1, "end": 12458.539999999999, "text": " Put some burn on that bow."}, {"start": 12458.54, "end": 12462.36, "text": " Give it plus one burn. This doesn't have burn yet put it there"}, {"start": 12463.660000000002, "end": 12466.820000000002, "text": " Guess it doesn't really matter because burns don't trigger anything do that"}, {"start": 12472.5, "end": 12475.26, "text": " Use on an item to give it plus one multicast"}, {"start": 12475.26, "end": 12487.26, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12487.26, "end": 12491.02, "text": " I'm thinking Shardfang, but..."}, {"start": 12491.02, "end": 12492.02, "text": " Or Amulet?"}, {"start": 12492.02, "end": 12494.06, "text": " Oh, yeah, true."}, {"start": 12494.06, "end": 12495.54, "text": " Amulet's big."}, {"start": 12495.54, "end": 12500.54, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 12500.54, "end": 12519.78, "text": " By the goblet, let's level up, scroll again because I'm feeling it, charge shot, worthless"}, {"start": 12519.78, "end": 12524.54, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 12524.54, "end": 12531.54, "text": " Fuck that. Shard fang, eh."}, {"start": 12531.54, "end": 12542.54, "text": " Alright, good enough."}, {"start": 12542.54, "end": 12551.54, "text": " Ow! What just happened?"}, {"start": 12551.54, "end": 12553.54, "text": " Fuck! Man, I was owning him."}, {"start": 12559.94, "end": 12561.94, "text": " The wand, man, the wand."}, {"start": 12570.7, "end": 12574.900000000001, "text": " Shouldn't have taken the chest. It was dumb of me. Should have taken the 45G."}, {"start": 12574.9, "end": 12578.9, "text": " Another shard fang. Wow."}, {"start": 12578.9, "end": 12583.9, "text": " Plus 400 max HP. We take that. 3 free re-rolls. Give it a plus 3 healing."}, {"start": 12583.9, "end": 12587.9, "text": " Just dump it there. Plus luck. Morty max 8 re-rolls. Plus shock."}, {"start": 12590.9, "end": 12591.9, "text": " I mean..."}, {"start": 12591.9, "end": 12602.84, "text": " It doesn't really matter."}, {"start": 12602.84, "end": 12604.34, "text": " More health, sell this."}, {"start": 12604.34, "end": 12606.5, "text": " What does this do?"}, {"start": 12606.5, "end": 12607.5, "text": " 20 gold."}, {"start": 12607.5, "end": 12608.5, "text": " Ooh, roll."}, {"start": 12608.5, "end": 12609.84, "text": " Another witch belt."}, {"start": 12609.84, "end": 12611.92, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 12611.92, "end": 12618.94, "text": " This sells for the most, so we sell it."}, {"start": 12618.94, "end": 12619.94, "text": " Another charge page."}, {"start": 12619.94, "end": 12620.94, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 12620.94, "end": 12628.060000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 12628.060000000001, "end": 12632.62, "text": " All items are on sale and I can't really use this TBH."}, {"start": 12632.62, "end": 12635.62, "text": " Find another goblet."}, {"start": 12635.62, "end": 12640.54, "text": " I think I'm out of lives, right?"}, {"start": 12640.54, "end": 12641.54, "text": " I can't lose again."}, {"start": 12641.54, "end": 12645.380000000001, "text": " Who's the witch weapon with all these potions instead of a second tiara?"}, {"start": 12645.380000000001, "end": 12650.54, "text": " I'll scale it way too slow at this point."}, {"start": 12650.54, "end": 12654.7, "text": " I guess it gains a lot of multi-casts, but isn't it capped out?"}, {"start": 12654.7, "end": 12658.820000000002, "text": " You can't attack more than 10 per second or 10 multi-casts per second."}, {"start": 12662.060000000001, "end": 12664.42, "text": " Eh, I just need to get level three, man."}, {"start": 12664.42, "end": 12666.18, "text": " Where are my level three potions?"}, {"start": 12673.42, "end": 12673.980000000001, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 12680.54, "end": 12700.86, "text": " I'm really just not seeing it in here it's fucking witch belts shop contains a"}, {"start": 12700.86, "end": 12705.380000000001, "text": " mirror elixir you know I'm gonna get a plain copy of it they'll buy that just"}, {"start": 12705.380000000001, "end": 12707.62, "text": " for another fuckin' witch belt, TBH."}, {"start": 12710.02, "end": 12711.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, what else am I gonna use it on?"}, {"start": 12716.140000000001, "end": 12717.1, "text": " Throw that back on."}, {"start": 12720.34, "end": 12722.26, "text": " Leave shop, fight."}, {"start": 12722.26, "end": 12725.34, "text": " I can't lose, I did lose."}, {"start": 12725.34, "end": 12726.94, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 12726.94, "end": 12729.220000000001, "text": " Motherfucker hit me for all of my life."}, {"start": 12731.02, "end": 12732.740000000002, "text": " Oh, the Void Stinger."}, {"start": 12732.74, "end": 12735.74, "text": " 6,300 damage by the way."}, {"start": 12743.74, "end": 12747.74, "text": " 3 star diff. 0, 3 stars. I mean that's just..."}, {"start": 12749.74, "end": 12751.74, "text": " How it goes, I guess. Uh..."}, {"start": 12751.74, "end": 12754.74, "text": " Yeah, I didn't see a single one the whole time."}, {"start": 12756.74, "end": 12759.74, "text": " This might be the most damage I've ever done."}, {"start": 12762.74, "end": 12771.74, "text": " You had 16-0 once?"}, {"start": 12771.74, "end": 12778.74, "text": " What was it?"}, {"start": 12778.74, "end": 12784.74, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 12784.74, "end": 12795.08, "text": " Ooh, start with five gold and gain a random essence on day five and ten."}, {"start": 12795.08, "end": 12805.94, "text": " That's pretty sick."}, {"start": 12805.94, "end": 12806.94, "text": " Enable dark maybe."}, {"start": 12806.94, "end": 12807.94, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 12807.94, "end": 12813.74, "text": " Why was it disabled?"}, {"start": 12813.74, "end": 12815.539999999999, "text": " Just to say, Switch is insane."}, {"start": 12815.539999999999, "end": 12818.22, "text": " I don't think you can ever play the game with Witch, Flame."}, {"start": 12818.22, "end": 12820.58, "text": " I don't think there's anything in Flame that I like."}, {"start": 12821.9, "end": 12823.42, "text": " Unless I'm doing a Flame build."}, {"start": 12825.14, "end": 12826.9, "text": " Oh, shit, okay."}, {"start": 12826.9, "end": 12828.5, "text": " Well, I'm gaining essences now."}, {"start": 12830.38, "end": 12831.42, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 12834.1, "end": 12836.18, "text": " Brash shield is good money farming early."}, {"start": 12843.74, "end": 12847.9, "text": " I mean fuck maybe I'll win with dampening. Okay"}, {"start": 12850.94, "end": 12853.6, "text": " This is that I win here I win"}, {"start": 12854.86, "end": 12861.46, "text": " Because my shield is perma ramping when dampening actually kicks in I win this guy's healing nothing right now"}, {"start": 12862.18, "end": 12864.18, "text": " Zero value to that"}, {"start": 12864.18, "end": 12874.18, "text": " Wow, I still almost died, but I won."}, {"start": 12874.18, "end": 12882.9, "text": " Hmm, well, I think I'm going to grab a holy item, because I want to elongate the fight"}, {"start": 12882.9, "end": 12884.5, "text": " as long as possible."}, {"start": 12884.5, "end": 12891.9, "text": " Let's level up once, ooh, we freeze that."}, {"start": 12891.9, "end": 12893.9, "text": " Shields out of combat shield for 100."}, {"start": 12901.38, "end": 12902.38, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 12904.039999999999, "end": 12905.539999999999, "text": " This might be a stocks build."}, {"start": 12908.34, "end": 12911.539999999999, "text": " The question is, does he out DPS my healing slash shielding?"}, {"start": 12911.539999999999, "end": 12913.14, "text": " I think he does."}, {"start": 12913.14, "end": 12914.14, "text": " Meaning I lose."}, {"start": 12916.06, "end": 12919.06, "text": " Unless Dampening kicks in and like really helps me out, I think I'm fine."}, {"start": 12921.9, "end": 12928.9, "text": " Ooh, it was close."}, {"start": 12928.9, "end": 12937.9, "text": " Hey, we grab another one of these shields."}, {"start": 12937.9, "end": 12938.9, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 12938.9, "end": 12942.5, "text": " Do I want a Dusk Shield?"}, {"start": 12942.5, "end": 12951.58, "text": " Start of combat shield for 100."}, {"start": 12951.58, "end": 12959.82, "text": " combat and on trigger shield equal to 20% of your max HP dude if you get a dusk"}, {"start": 12959.82, "end": 12970.5, "text": " shield maxed out that is insane like stupid I mean but it's so it's not good"}, {"start": 12970.5, "end": 12977.3, "text": " until you get it three I'm gonna try it gives me shield I get more money I last"}, {"start": 12977.3, "end": 12979.62, "text": " longer"}, {"start": 12981.58, "end": 12988.58, "text": " Well I guess Poison Pierce's armor doesn't it?"}, {"start": 12988.58, "end": 12989.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12989.58, "end": 12991.58, "text": " Oh I lose."}, {"start": 12991.58, "end": 12992.58, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 12992.58, "end": 12996.58, "text": " Big debuff build."}, {"start": 12996.58, "end": 13001.58, "text": " Gain shielding, weapon buff potion, or a value potion?"}, {"start": 13001.58, "end": 13005.58, "text": " Starage fight with Tempest and Max if you give weapon, it was a 3% crit chance."}, {"start": 13005.58, "end": 13010.58, "text": " I guess those do heavy armor but doesn't seem that good."}, {"start": 13010.58, "end": 13014.58, "text": " I feel like it's not going to scale very well."}, {"start": 13014.58, "end": 13018.58, "text": " Now I know what it is."}, {"start": 13018.58, "end": 13022.58, "text": " Ugh. I'm never selecting that guy again."}, {"start": 13022.58, "end": 13026.58, "text": " I want to level up because the things I have are rare."}, {"start": 13026.58, "end": 13030.58, "text": " Rare. Rare. 35% chance for rare right now."}, {"start": 13040.58, "end": 13047.62, "text": " On trigger trigger your items start of combat effects"}, {"start": 13054.18, "end": 13056.9, "text": " That's not bad does shield plus the dark necklace"}, {"start": 13057.34, "end": 13063.98, "text": " Nine second cooldown though, but if I get this early, maybe I can start ramping it to be you know"}, {"start": 13067.26, "end": 13069.26, "text": " Shorter CD"}, {"start": 13070.58, "end": 13075.94, "text": " Look at tier 3 Blasheal."}, {"start": 13075.94, "end": 13083.9, "text": " Damn, on trigger game 4 gold and 1 income."}, {"start": 13083.9, "end": 13090.22, "text": " Alright, who survives fatigue here?"}, {"start": 13090.22, "end": 13093.06, "text": " I think I do."}, {"start": 13093.06, "end": 13095.42, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13095.42, "end": 13101.42, "text": " Use on an item to give it the witch tag."}, {"start": 13101.42, "end": 13106.42, "text": " Hmm. Interesting."}, {"start": 13106.42, "end": 13111.42, "text": " That's not bad."}, {"start": 13111.42, "end": 13115.42, "text": " I guess if I went cauldron."}, {"start": 13115.42, "end": 13119.42, "text": " It'd be good for cauldron."}, {"start": 13119.42, "end": 13124.42, "text": " Alright, so what I need right now"}, {"start": 13124.42, "end": 13132.56, "text": " is I need the cool down reduction item perma I need to get it early I don't"}, {"start": 13132.56, "end": 13136.76, "text": " know if I want to get it sure on trigger trigger adjacent shields this is"}, {"start": 13136.76, "end": 13143.32, "text": " also a play take that damn all right"}, {"start": 13143.32, "end": 13156.24, "text": " Let's take a goblet. Let it farm up for me."}, {"start": 13156.24, "end": 13158.24, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 13159.44, "end": 13162.0, "text": " What build are you going? Right now? Shield build."}, {"start": 13181.039999999999, "end": 13183.039999999999, "text": " God damn it. I thought I'd win."}, {"start": 13183.44, "end": 13187.6, "text": " It's basically just a time pendant gain healing vitality slot I"}, {"start": 13188.880000000001, "end": 13194.52, "text": " Feel like vitality slot could be good considering. I have the shield that I'm going for like a"}, {"start": 13195.640000000001, "end": 13200.84, "text": " On trigger shield for Trump senior max HP. So upping my max HP is kind of big right?"}, {"start": 13204.400000000001, "end": 13207.0, "text": " Gain a mending serum and a healing word"}, {"start": 13209.6, "end": 13212.320000000002, "text": " With plus one multicast I don't think I like that"}, {"start": 13213.04, "end": 13219.44, "text": " Let's get a vitality slot."}, {"start": 13219.44, "end": 13222.04, "text": " It has to go there, there."}, {"start": 13222.04, "end": 13225.44, "text": " Ooh, that kind of griefs me, actually."}, {"start": 13225.44, "end": 13232.04, "text": " Fuck, it needed to go anywhere but the goddamn middle."}, {"start": 13232.04, "end": 13239.240000000002, "text": " Because now I can't have the Warbringer procing as much as I want it to."}, {"start": 13239.24, "end": 13253.72, "text": " Start of combat deal 250 damage you'll get a healing shield later that would be big"}, {"start": 13253.720000000001, "end": 13255.720000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13278.720000000001, "end": 13282.720000000001, "text": " Dang it. I really want to get the fucking cooldown reduction, man."}, {"start": 13282.720000000001, "end": 13289.920000000002, "text": " His dark necklace is horrible unless I get the fucking thingamajig. Yeah, I guess I think it's epic"}, {"start": 13289.920000000002, "end": 13291.920000000002, "text": " So yeah, I do need to level"}, {"start": 13302.480000000001, "end": 13304.480000000001, "text": " Yeah, a lot of healers"}, {"start": 13312.720000000001, "end": 13319.720000000001, "text": " The Teague is my best friend."}, {"start": 13319.720000000001, "end": 13328.720000000001, "text": " Oh fuck that thing."}, {"start": 13328.720000000001, "end": 13330.720000000001, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 13330.720000000001, "end": 13333.720000000001, "text": " Uh, no, I don't think- oh there it is."}, {"start": 13333.720000000001, "end": 13334.720000000001, "text": " Dreamcatcher."}, {"start": 13334.720000000001, "end": 13336.720000000001, "text": " On trigger permanently used to quote on by 0.1."}, {"start": 13336.720000000001, "end": 13338.720000000001, "text": " I need that."}, {"start": 13338.720000000001, "end": 13339.720000000001, "text": " ASAP."}, {"start": 13339.720000000001, "end": 13341.720000000001, "text": " I think I sell this fucking book"}, {"start": 13346.920000000002, "end": 13348.920000000002, "text": " And then that goes there"}, {"start": 13352.36, "end": 13354.36, "text": " How do I do this?"}, {"start": 13356.52, "end": 13359.44, "text": " It's awkward because this needs to be getting buff so that goes there"}, {"start": 13361.560000000001, "end": 13363.560000000001, "text": " This might be the best I can do"}, {"start": 13364.720000000001, "end": 13366.720000000001, "text": " If I want to ramp this"}, {"start": 13366.720000000001, "end": 13374.720000000001, "text": " Cosmetic Vitality slot? Yeah, actually. Until I get healing on stuff."}, {"start": 13377.720000000001, "end": 13383.720000000001, "text": " Well I guess the hammer would actually buff my HP. That's good to have too. Fuck, man."}, {"start": 13385.720000000001, "end": 13388.720000000001, "text": " Let's freeze it. I'll try and get it."}, {"start": 13396.720000000001, "end": 13408.240000000002, "text": " Okay, look how much my Dreamcatcher's owning though."}, {"start": 13408.240000000002, "end": 13413.480000000001, "text": " This is some good fucking ramp."}, {"start": 13413.480000000001, "end": 13416.28, "text": " So this was a 9 second CD, now it's 8.2."}, {"start": 13416.28, "end": 13418.52, "text": " Right, that's fucking nuts."}, {"start": 13418.52, "end": 13424.240000000002, "text": " And it's just gonna get me stronger and stronger with this."}, {"start": 13424.240000000002, "end": 13425.720000000001, "text": " That's what I needed, ASAP."}, {"start": 13425.720000000001, "end": 13428.300000000001, "text": " Let's get max HP of course fuck the lives"}, {"start": 13429.2, "end": 13434.080000000002, "text": " And we want this on the board. I think this just goes here. I"}, {"start": 13437.640000000001, "end": 13440.560000000001, "text": " Think that's it's what I have to do if I want to keep ramping"}, {"start": 13449.560000000001, "end": 13451.560000000001, "text": " The lives give you one more loss"}, {"start": 13455.720000000001, "end": 13460.000000000002, "text": " No, I don't think you can lose more than five lives in one loss."}, {"start": 13460.000000000002, "end": 13461.28, "text": " I don't think you can."}, {"start": 13461.28, "end": 13463.68, "text": " So, but you can lose four."}, {"start": 13463.68, "end": 13468.52, "text": " So plus two would be nothing."}, {"start": 13468.52, "end": 13470.52, "text": " You lose three?"}, {"start": 13470.52, "end": 13471.52, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13471.52, "end": 13474.080000000002, "text": " Yeah, you're right then."}, {"start": 13474.080000000002, "end": 13476.080000000002, "text": " Fuck me, right?"}, {"start": 13476.080000000002, "end": 13482.160000000002, "text": " I'm just gonna save up."}, {"start": 13482.160000000002, "end": 13483.160000000002, "text": " Is this thing epic?"}, {"start": 13483.160000000002, "end": 13484.160000000002, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 13484.160000000002, "end": 13485.6, "text": " What's the chance for epics right now?"}, {"start": 13485.6, "end": 13498.640000000001, "text": " five. This level. Let's go fight. Oh, I lose here. Oh my god, those arcane shields"}, {"start": 13498.640000000001, "end": 13508.82, "text": " fuck me sideways. Yeah, you're right. Upgrade, copy an item, increase luck, reduce"}, {"start": 13508.82, "end": 13527.94, "text": " cool downs? Yeah, I'm just gonna reduce the CDs. Okay, maybe we can upgrade my dark item."}, {"start": 13527.94, "end": 13530.44, "text": " I need to start winning now."}, {"start": 13530.44, "end": 13531.94, "text": " Level again, roll."}, {"start": 13536.36, "end": 13537.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13541.44, "end": 13543.28, "text": " Did I miss a shield that was important?"}, {"start": 13543.28, "end": 13544.12, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 13546.34, "end": 13549.0, "text": " Oh no, that was a neutral trigger."}, {"start": 13557.94, "end": 13561.74, "text": " I just have to hope it's not a debuff build again."}, {"start": 13561.74, "end": 13566.94, "text": " Oh, I think I lose again."}, {"start": 13566.94, "end": 13572.34, "text": " I'm fucked."}, {"start": 13572.34, "end": 13574.42, "text": " It is so cooked."}, {"start": 13574.42, "end": 13582.060000000001, "text": " I threw."}, {"start": 13582.060000000001, "end": 13585.78, "text": " Your sort of combat effects are triggered in extra time."}, {"start": 13585.78, "end": 13586.78, "text": " Crystal bullshit."}, {"start": 13586.78, "end": 13588.78, "text": " Solaris does healing and multi-hit"}, {"start": 13591.74, "end": 13596.78, "text": " Honestly this legendary mace is not good for me. I'm not healing enough for it to be a big thing"}, {"start": 13602.300000000001, "end": 13608.380000000001, "text": " Okay, well let's upgrade the shield now do I upgrade this legendary I don't know 68 healing per swing now"}, {"start": 13616.78, "end": 13620.78, "text": " sells for the most I think it's this money"}, {"start": 13629.5, "end": 13636.900000000001, "text": " I think I take it yeah 28 gold sell that"}, {"start": 13640.58, "end": 13644.58, "text": " we got a moon essence"}, {"start": 13646.78, "end": 13652.140000000001, "text": " All right fuck it leave let's go let's just pray this is my I have no more lives"}, {"start": 13652.140000000001, "end": 13659.380000000001, "text": " after this okay that is the worst possible thing I could have fought"}, {"start": 13660.66, "end": 13667.58, "text": " fuck me I don't even want to fuck that that ruined my day I don't know what"}, {"start": 13667.58, "end": 13670.060000000001, "text": " shield I skipped that y'all are talking about I bet it fucking would have"}, {"start": 13670.060000000001, "end": 13672.54, "text": " made me win"}, {"start": 13676.78, "end": 13679.74, "text": " It was a cleanse shield. I bet it was I"}, {"start": 13681.34, "end": 13683.34, "text": " Bet it fucking was"}, {"start": 13683.42, "end": 13685.42, "text": " And thorns. Yeah, so it was our"}, {"start": 13686.54, "end": 13692.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I need an arcane shield for damage and I need the cleanse shield. Otherwise just doesn't quite work"}, {"start": 13694.900000000001, "end": 13697.7, "text": " Arcane void spike"}, {"start": 13697.7, "end": 13708.42, "text": " When you apply a debuff, gain plus 2 bonus damage, so here's what I could do."}, {"start": 13708.42, "end": 13711.300000000001, "text": " I could once again go for that cobalt staff."}, {"start": 13711.300000000001, "end": 13717.480000000001, "text": " The cobalt staff, you're able to like, sack weapons into it to improve its damage."}, {"start": 13717.480000000001, "end": 13722.58, "text": " This has good ramp damage, right?"}, {"start": 13722.58, "end": 13730.18, "text": " So I could go ruby knife and immediately start ramping it."}, {"start": 13730.18, "end": 13733.86, "text": " The slots don't work?"}, {"start": 13733.86, "end": 13736.26, "text": " Well, one gives terms and crit."}, {"start": 13736.26, "end": 13742.539999999999, "text": " Oh, it's not perma."}, {"start": 13742.539999999999, "end": 13745.26, "text": " It has to get level three to become perma."}, {"start": 13745.26, "end": 13746.26, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 13746.26, "end": 13749.66, "text": " Ooh, wait, I fucked up."}, {"start": 13749.66, "end": 13751.66, "text": " horrible"}, {"start": 13754.14, "end": 13758.78, "text": " What a misplay bucket let's keep going it's fine"}, {"start": 13770.9, "end": 13776.38, "text": " It's still a spear I can sack later, but I'm gonna need the spear book"}, {"start": 13776.380000000001, "end": 13788.220000000001, "text": " I'm gonna need the spear book noble spear tie damage okay big spear take it"}, {"start": 13788.220000000001, "end": 13795.420000000002, "text": " let's give it the crit this is the plus eight damage throw that there what am I doing"}, {"start": 13806.380000000001, "end": 13813.380000000001, "text": " I lose."}, {"start": 13813.380000000001, "end": 13824.54, "text": " Eclipse, start of combat permanently, gain plus 4 damage for Dark item, witch, frosty,"}, {"start": 13824.54, "end": 13829.500000000002, "text": " let's level up and let's just go."}, {"start": 13829.500000000002, "end": 13833.580000000002, "text": " Nice, dark shield."}, {"start": 13833.580000000002, "end": 13835.580000000002, "text": " Proud of you."}, {"start": 13835.58, "end": 13848.12, "text": " And it's got healing god damn I think I ramp quicker though surely big crit nice"}, {"start": 13853.16, "end": 13862.84, "text": " Okay, so I know the shield bear is horrible honestly two random vials eight gold max HP fuck the rest"}, {"start": 13865.58, "end": 13874.58, "text": " That's a mace?"}, {"start": 13874.58, "end": 13879.58, "text": " Venom strike."}, {"start": 13879.58, "end": 13884.58, "text": " Boom, bow-billed pivot."}, {"start": 13884.58, "end": 13885.58, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13885.58, "end": 13889.58, "text": " And there's two modern archery books, too."}, {"start": 13889.58, "end": 13894.58, "text": " It's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 13894.58, "end": 13904.58, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13904.58, "end": 13911.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13911.02, "end": 13914.62, "text": " Question is, do I sell everything here?"}, {"start": 13914.62, "end": 13918.34, "text": " 16 second cooldown by the way."}, {"start": 13918.34, "end": 13920.14, "text": " Kind of aids."}, {"start": 13920.14, "end": 13921.14, "text": " Really it blend."}, {"start": 13928.66, "end": 13930.66, "text": " Irma, I know."}, {"start": 13930.66, "end": 13933.26, "text": " 16 second cooldown by the way."}, {"start": 13933.26, "end": 13937.14, "text": " Let's freeze this, let's just, I'm gonna go with everything here."}, {"start": 13937.14, "end": 13944.06, "text": " I feel like, come on, don't, oh I'm killing him too quick aren't I?"}, {"start": 13944.06, "end": 13945.82, "text": " Yes I got one proc, fuck yeah."}, {"start": 13950.14, "end": 13955.14, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 13955.14, "end": 13963.14, "text": " Okay, plus two permanently."}, {"start": 13963.14, "end": 13971.14, "text": " I feel like I should go shield here."}, {"start": 13971.14, "end": 13973.14, "text": " I do have a crit though."}, {"start": 13973.14, "end": 13976.14, "text": " I have a crit slot right here available."}, {"start": 13976.14, "end": 13982.14, "text": " But the shield would elongate the fight."}, {"start": 13982.14, "end": 13984.08, "text": " I think Hook on Crit is just too good."}, {"start": 13984.08, "end": 13987.5, "text": " I am going to sell this spear to try and not win too quickly."}, {"start": 13987.5, "end": 13995.46, "text": " Honestly, maybe I should buy the brass shield."}, {"start": 13995.46, "end": 13996.46, "text": " Freeze that."}, {"start": 13996.46, "end": 13997.46, "text": " I'm going to buy a brass shield."}, {"start": 13997.46, "end": 13998.46, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 13998.46, "end": 14002.46, "text": " I'm about to get plus 2 multi-hit."}, {"start": 14003.18, "end": 14005.18, "text": " Hey, come on give me a second one"}, {"start": 14005.94, "end": 14008.160000000002, "text": " No way I get a second one baby come on"}, {"start": 14009.18, "end": 14011.18, "text": " Well fatigue's in come on"}, {"start": 14016.54, "end": 14020.820000000002, "text": " Scaling XP or cheaper re-rolls and items on sale"}, {"start": 14023.300000000001, "end": 14025.300000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14025.42, "end": 14028.1, "text": " Think items on sale you need scaling XP"}, {"start": 14032.460000000001, "end": 14037.460000000001, "text": " Okay, we buy the shield, bang."}, {"start": 14037.460000000001, "end": 14043.460000000001, "text": " I think I just level."}, {"start": 14043.460000000001, "end": 14045.460000000001, "text": " I should level again."}, {"start": 14045.460000000001, "end": 14046.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, fuck this."}, {"start": 14046.460000000001, "end": 14047.460000000001, "text": " You're a troll."}, {"start": 14047.460000000001, "end": 14048.460000000001, "text": " I'm retarded."}, {"start": 14048.460000000001, "end": 14051.460000000001, "text": " I don't look at how much XP I need ever."}, {"start": 14051.460000000001, "end": 14054.460000000001, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14054.460000000001, "end": 14058.460000000001, "text": " Bang, plus two perma-multicast, and I win."}, {"start": 14058.460000000001, "end": 14059.460000000001, "text": " God, yes!"}, {"start": 14059.460000000001, "end": 14063.86, "text": " I'm at plus eight multicast already with four poison. That's fucking crazy"}, {"start": 14064.720000000001, "end": 14066.720000000001, "text": " Another book. I don't know if I can"}, {"start": 14067.76, "end": 14071.240000000002, "text": " Give all your bows plus three multicast permanently"}, {"start": 14075.12, "end": 14077.12, "text": " I mean I just need the CD reduction"}, {"start": 14082.6, "end": 14084.1, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 14084.1, "end": 14088.2, "text": " All bows but the problem is when you think about if you go all bows"}, {"start": 14088.2, "end": 14096.640000000001, "text": " the fight is not gonna last long right unless I can reduce this cool down to"}, {"start": 14096.640000000001, "end": 14102.0, "text": " one second it's not gonna happen"}, {"start": 14104.640000000001, "end": 14111.68, "text": " reduce it it's really aids to reduce it I hope you know"}, {"start": 14111.68, "end": 14119.36, "text": " Yeah, it's that stupid thingamajig."}, {"start": 14119.36, "end": 14123.12, "text": " We should level first."}, {"start": 14123.12, "end": 14124.12, "text": " Here's another bow."}, {"start": 14124.12, "end": 14125.12, "text": " Look at that."}, {"start": 14125.12, "end": 14126.12, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14126.12, "end": 14131.4, "text": " Give Elven item to the right plus three damage permanently."}, {"start": 14131.4, "end": 14133.800000000001, "text": " Now this is a play."}, {"start": 14133.800000000001, "end": 14140.92, "text": " I can now, now that I'm ramping multi-hit on this, I can also ramp how to grow."}, {"start": 14140.92, "end": 14147.3, "text": " It really isn't, you know, I think so?"}, {"start": 14147.3, "end": 14149.24, "text": " It's not Elvin, though."}, {"start": 14149.24, "end": 14150.72, "text": " How the fuck is that not Elvin?"}, {"start": 14150.72, "end": 14151.72, "text": " Look at it."}, {"start": 14151.72, "end": 14152.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14152.72, "end": 14154.84, "text": " That's the most Elvin shit I've ever seen."}, {"start": 14154.84, "end": 14155.84, "text": " Dev?"}, {"start": 14155.84, "end": 14156.84, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 14156.84, "end": 14157.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14157.84, "end": 14158.84, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 14158.84, "end": 14159.84, "text": " I gotta go."}, {"start": 14159.84, "end": 14163.84, "text": " Motherfucker. I gotta go."}, {"start": 14181.84, "end": 14184.84, "text": " Sorry, but Elvin had too many items, Law."}, {"start": 14184.84, "end": 14188.84, "text": " The fact that I just read you in the chat, Mr. Dev, you did change it, you rat bastard."}, {"start": 14189.84, "end": 14199.32, "text": " This guy, unsubbed by the way, crazy, baffling."}, {"start": 14199.32, "end": 14201.12, "text": " How much does your game cost?"}, {"start": 14201.12, "end": 14204.0, "text": " Let's roll it."}, {"start": 14204.0, "end": 14206.0, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 14206.0, "end": 14207.8, "text": " Mmm!"}, {"start": 14207.8, "end": 14210.76, "text": " I think it's a shield angle and a freeze angle."}, {"start": 14210.76, "end": 14211.76, "text": " Take another shield."}, {"start": 14211.76, "end": 14213.76, "text": " Let's hit it."}, {"start": 14213.76, "end": 14223.76, "text": " I need this thing to proc. Come on."}, {"start": 14223.76, "end": 14229.52, "text": " Yes! Fuck, but I lost. It was close."}, {"start": 14229.52, "end": 14231.56, "text": " Minus three lives, depression."}, {"start": 14231.56, "end": 14234.4, "text": " Uh, so you guys are right."}, {"start": 14234.4, "end": 14238.92, "text": " Yeah, plus two lives would be good here."}, {"start": 14238.92, "end": 14241.84, "text": " Gives me a whole extra attempt."}, {"start": 14241.84, "end": 14243.84, "text": " Dang"}, {"start": 14267.960000000001, "end": 14269.960000000001, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 14269.960000000001, "end": 14275.92, "text": " Time-pended could be good. I could definitely try and ramp this book, right?"}, {"start": 14282.080000000002, "end": 14284.080000000002, "text": " But hold on am I not"}, {"start": 14284.220000000001, "end": 14290.68, "text": " No, still stress me out. So 10 multicast is like if I were to get this bow to one second CD"}, {"start": 14291.320000000002, "end": 14294.800000000001, "text": " At that point multicast is pointless"}, {"start": 14294.800000000001, "end": 14311.920000000002, "text": " right no I don't know over 10 is worthless correct dev okay the dev just"}, {"start": 14311.920000000002, "end": 14324.080000000002, "text": " said yes that is how it works man okay so now I've got to reduce the cooldown of"}, {"start": 14324.08, "end": 14327.92, "text": " of my bow."}, {"start": 14327.92, "end": 14334.52, "text": " I mean the next thing I could do is maybe get another bow and start ramping, uh, you know,"}, {"start": 14334.52, "end": 14335.84, "text": " multi-cast on it."}, {"start": 14335.84, "end": 14341.52, "text": " Hey look, this goes to 13 multi-casts now."}, {"start": 14341.52, "end": 14349.6, "text": " If I get level 2, when poison triggers on an enemy, permanently gain plus 1 poison."}, {"start": 14349.6, "end": 14351.6, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 14351.6, "end": 14357.28, "text": " That's once he gets to one second cooldown."}, {"start": 14357.28, "end": 14358.28, "text": " True."}, {"start": 14358.28, "end": 14362.6, "text": " It's at 3.8, so multicast is still helpful on this thing."}, {"start": 14362.6, "end": 14363.6, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 14363.6, "end": 14364.6, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14364.6, "end": 14378.6, "text": " I do think the time pendant's gonna have some good value if I can actually get it."}, {"start": 14378.6, "end": 14384.02, "text": " When you gain gold during combat, permanently gain twice that much damage and also get a"}, {"start": 14384.02, "end": 14386.720000000001, "text": " cutlass here."}, {"start": 14386.720000000001, "end": 14403.32, "text": " That's a extreme pivot, but I do have a lot of gold farming items."}, {"start": 14403.32, "end": 14404.720000000001, "text": " Let's freeze and let's just go for now."}, {"start": 14404.720000000001, "end": 14409.52, "text": " And I can all- it's not a bow."}, {"start": 14409.52, "end": 14410.720000000001, "text": " That's a lot of books."}, {"start": 14410.720000000001, "end": 14425.480000000001, "text": " The fuck is this guy a librarian?"}, {"start": 14425.480000000001, "end": 14427.640000000001, "text": " Upgrade epic or below."}, {"start": 14427.640000000001, "end": 14428.840000000002, "text": " Slot buffs."}, {"start": 14428.840000000002, "end": 14430.400000000001, "text": " Random blessing or gain treasure."}, {"start": 14430.400000000001, "end": 14434.68, "text": " Let's do some slot buffs I think."}, {"start": 14434.68, "end": 14436.68, "text": " upgrade an epic item or below?"}, {"start": 14437.68, "end": 14438.68, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 14439.68, "end": 14441.68, "text": " I could upgrade Venom Strike here"}, {"start": 14442.68, "end": 14446.68, "text": " to one star, and that'll make it to where it's actually kind of easy to get it to two star."}, {"start": 14447.68, "end": 14449.68, "text": " But I was gonna try the Cutlass."}, {"start": 14452.68, "end": 14454.68, "text": " Or I could upgrade the bow, true."}, {"start": 14461.68, "end": 14462.68, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 14465.64, "end": 14471.4, "text": " Let's upgrade the bow let's stick with the bow build cutlass will have to wait I want to buy this thing in the jig"}, {"start": 14471.4, "end": 14473.4, "text": " We're gonna go here here"}, {"start": 14474.44, "end": 14480.12, "text": " This goes up here actually no bang bang fuck the crit. I don't care doesn't matter"}, {"start": 14482.880000000001, "end": 14485.24, "text": " We'll leave that there making some money I guess"}, {"start": 14487.24, "end": 14490.82, "text": " I don't give all your bows doesn't that can go there now. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 14490.82, "end": 14498.42, "text": " Alright, so I'm a bow build. I am. My goal, you know what? I do want to reduce the archery book."}, {"start": 14498.42, "end": 14516.74, "text": " Wait a sec. That, that. That looks better. Yeah, that looks better. Equip the bow. I don't need to"}, {"start": 14516.74, "end": 14520.699999999999, "text": " buff more venom strike I need other bows because this venom strike will eventually"}, {"start": 14520.699999999999, "end": 14528.58, "text": " be absorbed by this right I guess it would carry the the shit over maybe I"}, {"start": 14528.58, "end": 14535.22, "text": " don't know how the multi-strike would actually work it'll stack okay and I'll"}, {"start": 14535.22, "end": 14540.539999999999, "text": " drop a shield throw it in okay we got a bow here start of combat permanently"}, {"start": 14540.54, "end": 14542.54, "text": " game plus your damage per unique bow."}, {"start": 14545.02, "end": 14545.820000000002, "text": " Also got this."}, {"start": 14546.900000000001, "end": 14548.400000000001, "text": " I don't think cold shots good for me though."}, {"start": 14551.02, "end": 14554.220000000001, "text": " When another frosty item triggers trigger this I don't think frosty"}, {"start": 14554.220000000001, "end": 14554.820000000002, "text": " bows to play."}, {"start": 14556.54, "end": 14557.460000000001, "text": " War bow."}, {"start": 14567.5, "end": 14570.02, "text": " I'm running frosty but right now it fucks but I'm not going to"}, {"start": 14570.02, "end": 14580.42, "text": " have any other frosty items. I just don't I've never done a bow build so I don't"}, {"start": 14580.42, "end": 14583.7, "text": " know what's in the game exactly."}, {"start": 14588.98, "end": 14595.380000000001, "text": " Hmm. Fuck it. I'm doing a bow build. I mean that kind of makes sense. We'll see."}, {"start": 14595.380000000001, "end": 14601.160000000002, "text": " There's the spear book, but I'm not doing that roll need more bows. We definitely take the witch bullshit"}, {"start": 14610.86, "end": 14612.86, "text": " Let's upgrade the shield love that for me"}, {"start": 14614.460000000001, "end": 14620.740000000002, "text": " Okay on trigger if you only have unique bows trigger your other bows two times yes"}, {"start": 14625.380000000001, "end": 14637.800000000001, "text": " I'm real low on on trigger give the above item plus one bonus multi-cast and increase"}, {"start": 14637.800000000001, "end": 14643.02, "text": " this items cooldown by four seconds."}, {"start": 14643.02, "end": 14646.660000000002, "text": " I could put this below my archery book."}, {"start": 14646.660000000002, "end": 14647.820000000002, "text": " Is what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 14647.820000000002, "end": 14649.220000000001, "text": " I know I gotta get I'm gonna get the bow."}, {"start": 14649.220000000001, "end": 14653.060000000001, "text": " I'm just looking at the item for later."}, {"start": 14653.060000000001, "end": 14654.060000000001, "text": " It's not perma."}, {"start": 14654.060000000001, "end": 14655.060000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14655.06, "end": 14665.06, "text": " It is perma, because it gives modern archery multicast, and so when this procs, it will buff all my bows permanently, twice."}, {"start": 14665.06, "end": 14667.06, "text": " That parts permanently."}, {"start": 14677.06, "end": 14679.06, "text": " I'm broke, by the way, so that's that."}, {"start": 14679.06, "end": 14687.68, "text": " The start of combat permanently transform an item to the right into a random plane item?"}, {"start": 14687.68, "end": 14688.68, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 14688.68, "end": 14691.98, "text": " Moving on."}, {"start": 14691.98, "end": 14694.019999999999, "text": " This fucker's copying me!"}, {"start": 14694.019999999999, "end": 14697.859999999999, "text": " It's got a level 2 Warbo?"}, {"start": 14697.859999999999, "end": 14698.859999999999, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 14698.859999999999, "end": 14700.82, "text": " Oh, I'm fucked!"}, {"start": 14700.82, "end": 14702.82, "text": " I've never been more fucked in my life."}, {"start": 14702.82, "end": 14703.82, "text": " Well, maybe not."}, {"start": 14703.82, "end": 14704.82, "text": " I have the archery book."}, {"start": 14704.82, "end": 14707.22, "text": " I've got a big multicast."}, {"start": 14707.22, "end": 14708.22, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 14708.220000000001, "end": 14711.220000000001, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 14711.220000000001, "end": 14713.220000000001, "text": " I did my best."}, {"start": 14713.220000000001, "end": 14716.220000000001, "text": " God."}, {"start": 14716.220000000001, "end": 14719.220000000001, "text": " That's the arcane shield."}, {"start": 14719.220000000001, "end": 14721.220000000001, "text": " That's good, but, well..."}, {"start": 14721.220000000001, "end": 14724.220000000001, "text": " Use our arm to get a minus 2 CD."}, {"start": 14732.220000000001, "end": 14734.220000000001, "text": " Or minus 0.2."}, {"start": 14734.220000000001, "end": 14736.220000000001, "text": " Think I'm time-pending."}, {"start": 14736.220000000001, "end": 14742.18, "text": " I mean, the problem is this fucking modern archery is never gonna proc."}, {"start": 14742.18, "end": 14744.900000000001, "text": " I need it to so bad as well."}, {"start": 14744.900000000001, "end": 14748.060000000001, "text": " Okay, hold on."}, {"start": 14748.060000000001, "end": 14749.060000000001, "text": " Remove two seconds."}, {"start": 14749.060000000001, "end": 14751.02, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, yep."}, {"start": 14751.02, "end": 14752.02, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 14752.02, "end": 14754.820000000002, "text": " Keep snagging those."}, {"start": 14754.820000000002, "end": 14759.820000000002, "text": " Spyglass could be great, but, uh, oh."}, {"start": 14759.82, "end": 14766.779999999999, "text": " What happens if I give this to three?"}, {"start": 14766.779999999999, "end": 14770.82, "text": " Well, I definitely don't need this book."}, {"start": 14770.82, "end": 14772.82, "text": " I don't know why I have it."}, {"start": 14772.82, "end": 14779.98, "text": " Uh, okay, so we upgrade this."}, {"start": 14779.98, "end": 14783.42, "text": " Take this and sell it."}, {"start": 14783.42, "end": 14785.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14785.58, "end": 14800.86, "text": " Definitely upgrade the bow here take this sell it buy a witch thingamajig and we're"}, {"start": 14800.86, "end": 14812.34, "text": " gonna freeze the screen okay okay let me see I want to slow this down a bit I need"}, {"start": 14812.34, "end": 14831.960000000001, "text": " this book to proc. Got it. Big proc there. Excellent. Give all your items plus 15 damage"}, {"start": 14831.960000000001, "end": 14838.380000000001, "text": " or three guaranteed lucky rolls. Am I crazy to think that the 15 damage is actually..."}, {"start": 14838.380000000001, "end": 14842.060000000001, "text": " Well, actually no, I don't want that."}, {"start": 14842.060000000001, "end": 14848.660000000002, "text": " I think I want Lucky Rolls, so if I can get this to level 3, it's plus tech damage every"}, {"start": 14848.660000000002, "end": 14852.460000000001, "text": " time it procs, but Lucky Rolls can give me CD reduction."}, {"start": 14852.460000000001, "end": 14854.380000000001, "text": " I don't know, we'll see."}, {"start": 14854.380000000001, "end": 14856.980000000001, "text": " Buy both of those, no question."}, {"start": 14856.980000000001, "end": 14858.78, "text": " Open Sesame."}, {"start": 14858.78, "end": 14860.300000000001, "text": " Take this to sell it."}, {"start": 14860.300000000001, "end": 14868.18, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 14868.18, "end": 14869.78, "text": " I think the brass shield's gonna have to go."}, {"start": 14869.78, "end": 14873.78, "text": " Ooh, on trigger, trigger another random bow."}, {"start": 14873.78, "end": 14874.62, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 14875.82, "end": 14879.66, "text": " This, I think, do I sell this shield?"}, {"start": 14881.58, "end": 14883.06, "text": " But do I drop here?"}, {"start": 14883.06, "end": 14883.9, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14885.18, "end": 14886.86, "text": " Yeah, I think I drop the shield."}, {"start": 14891.86, "end": 14892.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14894.42, "end": 14895.34, "text": " It's level, it's roll."}, {"start": 14895.34, "end": 14896.98, "text": " I shouldn't have rolled, but I did."}, {"start": 14898.18, "end": 14900.18, "text": " Amethyst bow. Eh."}, {"start": 14905.06, "end": 14907.06, "text": " Give an item plus three heal."}, {"start": 14909.1, "end": 14912.36, "text": " Gonna throw that on there, I guess. Gain eight gold."}, {"start": 14915.26, "end": 14917.26, "text": " On trigger."}, {"start": 14917.42, "end": 14921.26, "text": " Start of combat, Paranormal League imposition for unique bow. On trigger."}, {"start": 14922.42, "end": 14927.02, "text": " Yeah, no start of combat situations for me. Alright, I'm broke. Let's roll."}, {"start": 14928.18, "end": 14937.26, "text": " Ooh, you don't see storm builds very often, but he's got everything he needs for a storm"}, {"start": 14937.26, "end": 14939.94, "text": " build almost."}, {"start": 14939.94, "end": 14946.26, "text": " Does it blend?"}, {"start": 14946.26, "end": 14950.86, "text": " I got a proc?"}, {"start": 14950.86, "end": 14952.62, "text": " Will I get a second proc?"}, {"start": 14952.62, "end": 14956.54, "text": " Oh, I got a double proc!"}, {"start": 14956.54, "end": 14960.04, "text": " Oh, I'm ramping, baby."}, {"start": 14966.04, "end": 14967.640000000001, "text": " We'll take another one of those."}, {"start": 14970.94, "end": 14972.140000000001, "text": " Let's level scroll."}, {"start": 14973.54, "end": 14975.84, "text": " Use on an item to give it plus one bleed."}, {"start": 14976.240000000002, "end": 14976.740000000002, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 14979.34, "end": 14980.84, "text": " All crystal, by the way."}, {"start": 14981.84, "end": 14983.84, "text": " Definitely need plus charges on the firebow."}, {"start": 14983.84, "end": 14990.84, "text": " Yeah, if I get the lucky, like, plus charge screen, we put that there."}, {"start": 14990.84, "end": 14991.84, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 14991.84, "end": 14994.960000000001, "text": " I'm not- no, I don't pivot."}, {"start": 14994.960000000001, "end": 14996.64, "text": " This is really cool and all."}, {"start": 14996.64, "end": 15001.08, "text": " For that one build I did before, but I do not pivot, no way."}, {"start": 15001.08, "end": 15003.04, "text": " Bleed on poison build could be really good."}, {"start": 15003.04, "end": 15008.84, "text": " Uh, we also got free re-rolls, we got plus one shock, just gonna throw it over there."}, {"start": 15008.84, "end": 15011.04, "text": " Plus one burn, throw it."}, {"start": 15011.04, "end": 15016.560000000001, "text": " I really want this how do I get that isn't a freeze angle. I think it's a freeze angle I"}, {"start": 15023.28, "end": 15028.0, "text": " Have it at times one speed because I love seeing my book proc it makes me super happy"}, {"start": 15030.320000000002, "end": 15032.6, "text": " I'm not gonna get to procs is what it is"}, {"start": 15036.880000000001, "end": 15040.04, "text": " Okay, we buy this throw it there"}, {"start": 15041.04, "end": 15045.68, "text": " Gain XP, uh, plus one poison, sure."}, {"start": 15047.04, "end": 15047.54, "text": " Roll?"}, {"start": 15050.0, "end": 15050.5, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15051.2, "end": 15052.640000000001, "text": " Give it the dark tag."}, {"start": 15053.68, "end": 15058.400000000001, "text": " Witch tag, storm tag, witch, arcane, witch, witch."}, {"start": 15062.080000000002, "end": 15062.960000000001, "text": " I don't think this is..."}, {"start": 15065.92, "end": 15068.560000000001, "text": " No moon tags, dark has potential, does it?"}, {"start": 15071.04, "end": 15081.84, "text": " I think only the War Bow could utilize it, but I'd have to drop stuff and I don't think"}, {"start": 15081.84, "end": 15084.44, "text": " that's a play."}, {"start": 15084.44, "end": 15089.560000000001, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 15089.560000000001, "end": 15090.560000000001, "text": " Dark Bow?"}, {"start": 15090.560000000001, "end": 15095.76, "text": " Well, why would I want the Dark Tag for it then, you know?"}, {"start": 15095.76, "end": 15100.800000000001, "text": " I mean, I'll probably be dropping Modern Archery at some point, but yeah."}, {"start": 15100.800000000001, "end": 15106.560000000001, "text": " There's a trigger all dark at start of fight item. I know but is that really worth a slot?"}, {"start": 15118.320000000002, "end": 15121.480000000001, "text": " Maybe for dragons call I put dark on the dragons call"}, {"start": 15121.48, "end": 15147.96, "text": " Dark book oh wait you're saying put dark on the book and then get the dark item that triggers all dark items"}, {"start": 15151.48, "end": 15162.279999999999, "text": " smart and then this is I don't need this time pendant anymore"}, {"start": 15162.279999999999, "end": 15169.88, "text": " you'll drop the book though with that I don't know if I will if I can get this to"}, {"start": 15169.88, "end": 15174.939999999999, "text": " three it's kind of crazy don't you want all bows is your build no four bows is"}, {"start": 15174.94, "end": 15178.1, "text": " Good. I think four and then two like utility items."}, {"start": 15178.6, "end": 15179.16, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 15180.4, "end": 15181.060000000001, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 15181.28, "end": 15181.78, "text": " Roll."}, {"start": 15182.880000000001, "end": 15183.66, "text": " Take this."}, {"start": 15194.720000000001, "end": 15195.84, "text": " You have multi cap already?"}, {"start": 15196.36, "end": 15196.86, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15197.02, "end": 15200.18, "text": " I mean I do. Assuming I can get everything to one second CD."}, {"start": 15203.300000000001, "end": 15203.800000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 15203.800000000001, "end": 15205.2, "text": " Me and this guy fucking went at it."}, {"start": 15206.560000000001, "end": 15207.400000000001, "text": " It's copying me."}, {"start": 15208.960000000001, "end": 15212.000000000002, "text": " But I've ramped up my modern archery more kick rocks."}, {"start": 15214.080000000002, "end": 15215.000000000002, "text": " Endless mode."}, {"start": 15216.840000000002, "end": 15218.04, "text": " Okay, plus three shield."}, {"start": 15218.04, "end": 15218.840000000002, "text": " Love that for me."}, {"start": 15221.800000000001, "end": 15222.28, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15226.840000000002, "end": 15229.720000000001, "text": " Looking for that dark necklace launcher is propping other bows permanently."}, {"start": 15232.240000000002, "end": 15232.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15232.68, "end": 15234.68, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"start": 15246.16, "end": 15248.16, "text": " Oh my headset's dying. I'm stuck."}, {"start": 15255.48, "end": 15259.12, "text": " Pulling this cable. Oh no."}, {"start": 15262.68, "end": 15280.04, "text": " Level 9, need 84, take it, roll, I mean at this point I think I'm going to sell this"}, {"start": 15280.04, "end": 15289.44, "text": " pendant, buy that bow, on trigger replenish one charge with the item to the right, I don't"}, {"start": 15289.44, "end": 15297.76, "text": " think this is good because I feel like fights are not gonna be lasting that"}, {"start": 15297.76, "end": 15305.640000000001, "text": " long later skip leave go plus I can get a charge page and this guy's gonna level"}, {"start": 15305.640000000001, "end": 15314.640000000001, "text": " two dreamcatcher now Gigi that's it how is he have so many level twos already"}, {"start": 15314.64, "end": 15317.72, "text": " How's he level 23? Like what?"}, {"start": 15322.08, "end": 15328.88, "text": " He gained a hook with 30% extra crit and then he got Midas diary, which I guess he leveled which gave him insane money"}, {"start": 15332.48, "end": 15339.56, "text": " Trigger the item above plus one bonus gave it multicast so it just attacked more and then he has his legendary shield"}, {"start": 15339.56, "end": 15346.68, "text": " His hook cost 200, it gave him 200 gold."}, {"start": 15346.68, "end": 15347.68, "text": " That's why."}, {"start": 15347.68, "end": 15352.76, "text": " Dude, there's got to be like a limit or something, it's crazy."}, {"start": 15352.76, "end": 15361.0, "text": " Throw fucking dots everywhere."}, {"start": 15361.0, "end": 15362.4, "text": " Plus three damage."}, {"start": 15362.4, "end": 15364.0, "text": " Right there."}, {"start": 15364.0, "end": 15371.0, "text": " one shock sure. Whatever."}, {"start": 15373.44, "end": 15377.0, "text": " Nah, fuck that thing."}, {"start": 15377.0, "end": 15384.0, "text": " Another witch belt."}, {"start": 15384.0, "end": 15386.56, "text": " All my bows are level one, yeah, I gotta up those."}, {"start": 15386.56, "end": 15391.08, "text": " Here's that dream catcher."}, {"start": 15391.08, "end": 15393.28, "text": " What do I even want at this point?"}, {"start": 15395.12, "end": 15398.24, "text": " I really want to get this book level 3, that's super important."}, {"start": 15400.0, "end": 15401.539999999999, "text": " I want that dark necklace."}, {"start": 15402.62, "end": 15403.28, "text": " ASAP."}, {"start": 15405.28, "end": 15406.56, "text": " But I'm just not- oop."}, {"start": 15408.94, "end": 15409.92, "text": " No, wrong one."}, {"start": 15411.98, "end": 15412.98, "text": " Yeah, fuck whatever."}, {"start": 15413.34, "end": 15413.84, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 15421.08, "end": 15426.08, "text": " I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea."}, {"start": 15426.08, "end": 15431.08, "text": " I'm not sure if it's a good idea, but I'm sure it's a good idea."}, {"start": 15451.08, "end": 15458.08, "text": " Okay, that's big."}, {"start": 15458.08, "end": 15467.0, "text": " We need a crystal bow for damage."}, {"start": 15467.0, "end": 15468.0, "text": " Crystal bow?"}, {"start": 15468.0, "end": 15469.84, "text": " Oh, because of the bleed?"}, {"start": 15469.84, "end": 15472.0, "text": " That would help a lot probably."}, {"start": 15472.0, "end": 15477.6, "text": " Another one of those."}, {"start": 15477.6, "end": 15481.76, "text": " start of combat permanently game plus three multicast legendary bat wing"}, {"start": 15490.76, "end": 15494.12, "text": " I feel like I've ramped up my warbo so much I can't drop it"}, {"start": 15498.960000000001, "end": 15502.4, "text": " No time to drop the book. No, it's not I"}, {"start": 15502.4, "end": 15510.779999999999, "text": " I really just need the dark necklace that I'm trying to get. That's what I just need. It's the whole shebang everything for it"}, {"start": 15516.72, "end": 15518.72, "text": " Skipped two books again"}, {"start": 15520.199999999999, "end": 15522.279999999999, "text": " Past a book what are y'all talking about?"}, {"start": 15525.72, "end": 15527.96, "text": " You've rolled or sold like four books so far"}, {"start": 15527.960000000001, "end": 15538.86, "text": " Are y'all talking about the archery book? Just so you know, it's maxed out. The only"}, {"start": 15538.86, "end": 15544.28, "text": " way I can get it to level 3 is with a 200 gold potion that you have to get lucky or"}, {"start": 15544.28, "end": 15570.0, "text": " event. It doesn't go to three star. Aphelion. Anyways. Trash. We'll take a Venom Strike."}, {"start": 15570.0, "end": 15571.28, "text": " Try and get that to level 2."}, {"start": 15572.92, "end": 15573.62, "text": " I'm rolling c-"}, {"start": 15573.62, "end": 15575.42, "text": " Oh, fuck, I want that."}, {"start": 15576.46, "end": 15577.32, "text": " And a gobby?"}, {"start": 15577.32, "end": 15578.02, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 15579.22, "end": 15580.62, "text": " I do be wanting these things."}, {"start": 15585.52, "end": 15586.68, "text": " Let's freeze it, let's just go."}, {"start": 15590.68, "end": 15592.8, "text": " This guy's got level 2s across the board, GG."}, {"start": 15597.34, "end": 15599.04, "text": " Alright, I got one life left."}, {"start": 15600.0, "end": 15612.06, "text": " Okay, we take that. Thank God. Okay, upgrade this to the chest. Take that. I gotta get real"}, {"start": 15612.06, "end": 15625.06, "text": " strong here. I don't think I buy a goblet. I need to get the good stuff. Like now."}, {"start": 15625.06, "end": 15650.82, "text": " I'm looking for that one dark necklace it's not here you've lost the plot did I"}, {"start": 15655.06, "end": 15659.58, "text": " Hmm, freeze this."}, {"start": 15659.58, "end": 15662.82, "text": " Or I guess I'll buy it, I don't need to freeze it."}, {"start": 15662.82, "end": 15664.779999999999, "text": " Maybe I won't lose this round."}, {"start": 15664.779999999999, "end": 15669.82, "text": " Gain max HP, gain XP, more poison on that."}, {"start": 15669.82, "end": 15672.82, "text": " Fuck it, burn on there."}, {"start": 15672.82, "end": 15676.9, "text": " That's it, you shut up."}, {"start": 15676.9, "end": 15681.9, "text": " Oh hey, I've seen this build before."}, {"start": 15681.9, "end": 15708.06, "text": " That hurts. That hurts a lot. Damn. It's gonna be horrible. Times it by two."}, {"start": 15708.06, "end": 15711.3, "text": " I just never saw that dark neck, ever."}, {"start": 15711.3, "end": 15715.74, "text": " I also needed to get this book to level 3 for the perma ramp, plus 10 damage permanently."}, {"start": 15715.74, "end": 15722.539999999999, "text": " Never saw it."}, {"start": 15722.539999999999, "end": 15724.939999999999, "text": " It's a cursed item?"}, {"start": 15724.939999999999, "end": 15726.939999999999, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 15726.939999999999, "end": 15727.939999999999, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15727.939999999999, "end": 15728.939999999999, "text": " I didn't know that."}, {"start": 15728.939999999999, "end": 15731.9, "text": " I was rolling for nothing then."}, {"start": 15731.9, "end": 15733.22, "text": " Did I unlock anything?"}, {"start": 15733.220000000001, "end": 15739.720000000001, "text": " with plus five gold the shop contains eight items instead of seven wait that's"}, {"start": 15739.720000000001, "end": 15747.460000000001, "text": " fucking busted what fuck this essence bullshit the hell"}, {"start": 15749.900000000001, "end": 15760.560000000001, "text": " okay maybe I get it not again okay starting with the war bows pretty crazy"}, {"start": 15763.220000000001, "end": 15767.580000000002, "text": " Gold build I would love to if the game the game never lets me play what I actually want"}, {"start": 15767.580000000002, "end": 15772.02, "text": " It's just random yeah normal bow as well, so it's gonna perm a ramp a little bit plus two damage"}, {"start": 15783.500000000002, "end": 15788.28, "text": " Costs 52 gold to level up. I'll just buy this bow"}, {"start": 15788.28, "end": 15793.68, "text": " Uh, where's the- I guess Crit's fine."}, {"start": 15793.68, "end": 15798.320000000002, "text": " No, damage is way better."}, {"start": 15798.320000000002, "end": 15805.720000000001, "text": " Leave shop, let's go."}, {"start": 15805.720000000001, "end": 15807.720000000001, "text": " Do-do-do-do-do"}, {"start": 15818.04, "end": 15820.04, "text": " I lose"}, {"start": 15833.400000000001, "end": 15835.400000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15835.720000000001, "end": 15847.560000000001, "text": " Spyglass could be good if I got the bows and I started giving them crit."}, {"start": 15847.560000000001, "end": 15850.920000000002, "text": " There's also this brass knife, but the brass knife has limited amount of gold it can actually"}, {"start": 15850.920000000002, "end": 15851.920000000002, "text": " give you."}, {"start": 15851.920000000002, "end": 15857.080000000002, "text": " It kind of sucks because of that."}, {"start": 15857.08, "end": 15864.08, "text": " Or I just sell the Warbow, buy the dagger and say fuck the bow build."}, {"start": 15869.08, "end": 15873.08, "text": " Mmm. I'll freeze."}, {"start": 15873.08, "end": 15878.08, "text": " No. We'll pivot."}, {"start": 15881.08, "end": 15886.08, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15886.08, "end": 15893.52, "text": " You have more health in this guy. Maybe I win cuz dampening might be on my team. I have more HP than him right now"}, {"start": 15897.9, "end": 15901.2, "text": " Depends on the dampening DPS. Oh, I won. Nice"}, {"start": 15912.36, "end": 15914.36, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 15914.36, "end": 15916.36, "text": " There's a hook. Buy it instantly."}, {"start": 15926.36, "end": 15928.36, "text": " Save up. Leave shop fight."}, {"start": 15939.36, "end": 15940.36, "text": " Owned me."}, {"start": 15940.36, "end": 15946.62, "text": " Mmm, these are so fucking bad."}, {"start": 15946.62, "end": 15950.94, "text": " Gate 2, game 2, random vials or a homebrew with random stats."}, {"start": 15950.94, "end": 15957.480000000001, "text": " Let me see homebrew."}, {"start": 15957.480000000001, "end": 15959.480000000001, "text": " How does this work?"}, {"start": 15959.480000000001, "end": 15966.480000000001, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 15966.48, "end": 15983.199999999999, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 15983.199999999999, "end": 15985.119999999999, "text": " Well I could get it to level 2."}, {"start": 15985.119999999999, "end": 15988.4, "text": " What the fuck is that roll?"}, {"start": 15988.4, "end": 15989.96, "text": " It's a luck roll."}, {"start": 15989.96, "end": 15991.72, "text": " It's like only one item."}, {"start": 15991.72, "end": 15992.72, "text": " Pivot again?"}, {"start": 15992.720000000001, "end": 16001.220000000001, "text": " I don't know man."}, {"start": 16001.220000000001, "end": 16004.78, "text": " When you apply a debuff permanently gain 8 damage."}, {"start": 16004.78, "end": 16015.740000000002, "text": " I mean I could get it to level 2 and then I could get it to level 3."}, {"start": 16015.740000000002, "end": 16018.380000000001, "text": " Every time I apply a debuff it's a common item."}, {"start": 16018.380000000001, "end": 16022.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, but this seems like it might actually scale decently."}, {"start": 16025.380000000001, "end": 16026.380000000001, "text": " Am I crazy?"}, {"start": 16032.380000000001, "end": 16034.380000000001, "text": " Man, it's not permanent, not good. It is."}, {"start": 16034.380000000001, "end": 16037.880000000001, "text": " When you apply a debuff, permanently gain 8 damage."}, {"start": 16040.380000000001, "end": 16045.380000000001, "text": " I'm gonna try it. I swear to God, if I don't do well with that, that's insane to me."}, {"start": 16045.380000000001, "end": 16051.220000000001, "text": " at three stars. Well I'm gonna get it two stars and hopefully I get the event"}, {"start": 16051.220000000001, "end": 16054.980000000001, "text": " that allows me to make it a three star, right?"}, {"start": 16054.980000000001, "end": 16059.980000000001, "text": " But you have to have it two star before you can do that."}, {"start": 16059.980000000001, "end": 16066.220000000001, "text": " Okay, buy that. Bang, buy another. Freeze them all. Open."}, {"start": 16066.220000000001, "end": 16077.900000000001, "text": " Let's just take this and actually just sell it, buy another, drop these in."}, {"start": 16077.9, "end": 16098.22, "text": " So I'm applying zero debuffs right now, by the way."}, {"start": 16098.22, "end": 16100.82, "text": " Put debuffs on the bottle."}, {"start": 16100.82, "end": 16104.46, "text": " It does have a one-second CD."}, {"start": 16104.46, "end": 16106.22, "text": " Scaling XP, cheaper re-rolls."}, {"start": 16106.220000000001, "end": 16121.260000000002, "text": " get the scaling XP. Okay, so now it's level two. I am now arcane. On trigger gain one"}, {"start": 16121.260000000002, "end": 16125.900000000001, "text": " random lesser potion, pre-unique debuff that this has. I feel like this could be really"}, {"start": 16125.9, "end": 16148.02, "text": " good actually. Candle does a debuff. Uh, so does this."}, {"start": 16148.02, "end": 16150.02, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 16155.140000000001, "end": 16160.58, "text": " I care about potions because I can put debuffs on the more debuffs I apply the more ramps right"}, {"start": 16162.34, "end": 16164.34, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 16170.82, "end": 16177.140000000001, "text": " Build more void spears another one, huh put the crooked thing in the crit slot, but then I lose money"}, {"start": 16178.02, "end": 16188.380000000001, "text": " But I guess it's fine."}, {"start": 16188.380000000001, "end": 16191.220000000001, "text": " I don't think this witch thing is- I don't need to buy that."}, {"start": 16191.220000000001, "end": 16194.880000000001, "text": " This I could buy on Trigger Gain 1 Rite and Luster Potion per unique debuff this has."}, {"start": 16194.880000000001, "end": 16196.380000000001, "text": " I am gonna wanna put debuffs on this."}, {"start": 16196.380000000001, "end": 16197.62, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 16197.62, "end": 16199.26, "text": " Right now it does nothing, but I'll take it."}, {"start": 16199.26, "end": 16200.26, "text": " fight."}, {"start": 16200.26, "end": 16201.26, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16201.26, "end": 16227.54, "text": " Sort of combat permanently transform the M to the right to a random plane item."}, {"start": 16227.54, "end": 16228.54, "text": " That's weird."}, {"start": 16238.54, "end": 16239.54, "text": " Level again."}, {"start": 16245.54, "end": 16247.54, "text": " Permanently reduce the cooldown."}, {"start": 16247.54, "end": 16248.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16248.54, "end": 16251.54, "text": " I think I kind of like ramping that."}, {"start": 16258.54, "end": 16260.54, "text": " There's also a wand here."}, {"start": 16264.04, "end": 16268.54, "text": " Wand will have a lot of multi-casts, which means it could apply a fuck ton of debuffs."}, {"start": 16270.04, "end": 16272.04, "text": " This is a really good page. I should freeze this."}, {"start": 16274.54, "end": 16276.54, "text": " I do want to get this though. Dreamcatcher."}, {"start": 16279.54, "end": 16280.54, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16283.54, "end": 16286.54, "text": " I think I saw that. Get the Dreamcatcher in the bit- in the board."}, {"start": 16286.54, "end": 16297.84, "text": " Let's reduce the cooldown of my hook maybe? Just for ramp? Okay, too late for dreamcatcher?"}, {"start": 16297.84, "end": 16312.240000000002, "text": " Absolutely not. I don't know how it is. Hmm. Let's do plus damage here on that."}, {"start": 16312.24, "end": 16316.26, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16316.26, "end": 16320.6, "text": " Leave shot."}, {"start": 16320.6, "end": 16329.82, "text": " H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!"}, {"start": 16329.82, "end": 16331.36, "text": " Plarek."}, {"start": 16331.36, "end": 16332.24, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16332.24, "end": 16347.92, "text": " okay let's buy this wand I don't think I care about the candle maybe I do that's"}, {"start": 16347.92, "end": 16351.84, "text": " too damn on my fucking wand might be nice"}, {"start": 16355.92, "end": 16368.32, "text": " maybe I dropped the homebrew. Crook gained some pots. Yeah I'm gonna throw it"}, {"start": 16368.32, "end": 16373.4, "text": " throw another crooked staff in here just because I want more whatever the fucks"}, {"start": 16373.4, "end": 16379.0, "text": " Ooh. I can also start putting wands on this thing."}, {"start": 16379.0, "end": 16381.0, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 16381.0, "end": 16385.0, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16385.0, "end": 16391.0, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 16391.0, "end": 16403.0, "text": " Hook out. I don't think so. I'm gonna freeze this. I want that money."}, {"start": 16403.0, "end": 16419.52, "text": " money. I lose this. Jesus Christ. Alright, well, unfortunately, random blessing gain"}, {"start": 16419.52, "end": 16426.52, "text": " Nightquill or a Cursed Item."}, {"start": 16426.52, "end": 16433.04, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16433.04, "end": 16440.64, "text": " Permanently give the item to the right a Random Debuff."}, {"start": 16440.64, "end": 16446.12, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 16446.12, "end": 16448.559999999998, "text": " Start of combat trigger, dark items, except dark necklace."}, {"start": 16450.219999999998, "end": 16452.2, "text": " Gain two random dark items, huh?"}, {"start": 16455.559999999998, "end": 16457.46, "text": " I mean, it's not that good because"}, {"start": 16458.719999999998, "end": 16462.16, "text": " I'm already going to like gain a lot of debuffs, I feel like, just through potions."}, {"start": 16463.399999999998, "end": 16465.2, "text": " Let's upgrade that, get the hook leveled up."}, {"start": 16471.8, "end": 16474.1, "text": " When another item applies, bleed this, okay."}, {"start": 16474.1, "end": 16482.78, "text": " If I end up putting bleed on the wand, that'd be good."}, {"start": 16482.78, "end": 16483.78, "text": " You suck."}, {"start": 16483.78, "end": 16484.78, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16484.78, "end": 16485.78, "text": " Drop the hook."}, {"start": 16485.78, "end": 16486.78, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16486.78, "end": 16494.379999999997, "text": " 2.4 second CD at the moment too."}, {"start": 16494.379999999997, "end": 16498.78, "text": " Ideally I get debuffs on it."}, {"start": 16498.78, "end": 16500.78, "text": " Probably drop the candle soon."}, {"start": 16500.78, "end": 16502.78, "text": " I just need more fucking pots"}, {"start": 16514.579999999998, "end": 16518.879999999997, "text": " God I really need to start fucking applying some debuffs shit like badly I"}, {"start": 16519.539999999997, "end": 16522.82, "text": " Think for now. I need to start getting debuffs for this to ramp somewhat"}, {"start": 16523.699999999997, "end": 16525.699999999997, "text": " Actually, do I care?"}, {"start": 16525.82, "end": 16528.6, "text": " Because these aren't it's not permanently getting buffed yet"}, {"start": 16530.78, "end": 16535.48, "text": " no it's not getting perma buff not so till it's level three and again I might"}, {"start": 16535.48, "end": 16540.0, "text": " just die fucking I kind of want to die in that case"}, {"start": 16547.12, "end": 16551.28, "text": " man I could add so many debuffs"}, {"start": 16551.28, "end": 16565.16, "text": " I am gaining a lot of pots though."}, {"start": 16565.16, "end": 16566.16, "text": " Lots of money too."}, {"start": 16566.16, "end": 16567.16, "text": " Plus 85 gold."}, {"start": 16567.16, "end": 16568.16, "text": " Here's my life."}, {"start": 16568.16, "end": 16569.16, "text": " Epic chest."}, {"start": 16569.16, "end": 16570.16, "text": " Go to the shop."}, {"start": 16570.16, "end": 16573.0, "text": " Did I get any debuff pots?"}, {"start": 16573.0, "end": 16574.64, "text": " I did not."}, {"start": 16574.64, "end": 16575.64, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 16575.64, "end": 16593.76, "text": " I also didn't get the day 9 event so that's unfortunate."}, {"start": 16593.760000000002, "end": 16595.760000000002, "text": " I'm not going to get a level 3."}, {"start": 16620.760000000002, "end": 16622.760000000002, "text": " Okay well my hook's fucking reduced CD already."}, {"start": 16622.760000000002, "end": 16629.760000000002, "text": " So let's just put in debuffs, I guess."}, {"start": 16629.760000000002, "end": 16631.56, "text": " I'm not going to go Cutlasses too."}, {"start": 16631.56, "end": 16633.480000000003, "text": " This is awful."}, {"start": 16633.480000000003, "end": 16634.480000000003, "text": " What am I..."}, {"start": 16634.480000000003, "end": 16636.480000000003, "text": " Ooh, here we go."}, {"start": 16636.480000000003, "end": 16638.480000000003, "text": " Runic Shield."}, {"start": 16638.480000000003, "end": 16639.480000000003, "text": " Arcane."}, {"start": 16639.480000000003, "end": 16643.480000000003, "text": " When you apply a debuff, gain 8 damage."}, {"start": 16643.480000000003, "end": 16648.480000000003, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 16648.480000000003, "end": 16650.480000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16650.48, "end": 16652.48, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16662.48, "end": 16664.48, "text": " Finally have what I should take out."}, {"start": 16666.48, "end": 16668.48, "text": " Fuck, I gotta take out this basic staff, I think."}, {"start": 16670.48, "end": 16671.48, "text": " For now, leave shop."}, {"start": 16671.48, "end": 16673.48, "text": " Oh, I have so much gold. What am I doing?"}, {"start": 16673.48, "end": 16675.48, "text": " Okay, upgrade this, I guess."}, {"start": 16675.48, "end": 16677.48, "text": " Gee, I didn't realize that was money I had."}, {"start": 16677.48, "end": 16679.48, "text": " Okay, big one. Love that for me."}, {"start": 16680.48, "end": 16694.92, "text": " I really should just go all wand since this isn't going to get level 3."}, {"start": 16694.92, "end": 16699.28, "text": " I'm probably going to swap it out and call it a day."}, {"start": 16699.28, "end": 16703.16, "text": " 3.8 second CD."}, {"start": 16703.16, "end": 16705.48, "text": " I think I do this."}, {"start": 16705.48, "end": 16706.68, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 16706.68, "end": 16710.68, "text": " That just feels so gross."}, {"start": 16710.68, "end": 16724.52, "text": " I think you put debuffs on the book."}, {"start": 16724.52, "end": 16727.68, "text": " You're right, I should start ramping that."}, {"start": 16727.68, "end": 16732.68, "text": " You're fucking right."}, {"start": 16732.68, "end": 16742.88, "text": " Do I keep my wax stacks?"}, {"start": 16742.88, "end": 16748.44, "text": " Why don't they carry over?"}, {"start": 16748.44, "end": 16755.64, "text": " Okay, Wands leveled up, excellent."}, {"start": 16755.64, "end": 16762.64, "text": " Take this, sell it, permanently give an Archean item below one debuff, awesome."}, {"start": 16762.64, "end": 16774.68, "text": " and this bill blows it does immensely blows there's a cauldron too"}, {"start": 16778.0, "end": 16782.04, "text": " in one ingredient per which item"}, {"start": 16782.04, "end": 16784.04, "text": " God"}, {"start": 16792.04, "end": 16794.04, "text": " That's it do I just lose"}, {"start": 16794.04, "end": 16823.04, "text": " I think I lose. I'm not scaling damn here at all. Imagine I live though. 112 gold. Yeah that was just... I don't even want to talk about that run. That was sucked. I tried so hard to do arcane."}, {"start": 16823.04, "end": 16830.54, "text": " Didn't get level 3, got a bunch of witch items, tried to pivot to witch, had a good witch set-up,"}, {"start": 16830.54, "end": 16833.760000000002, "text": " but then died before anything happened with the witch set-up."}, {"start": 16833.760000000002, "end": 16834.760000000002, "text": " That sucked."}, {"start": 16834.760000000002, "end": 16838.8, "text": " I hated that."}, {"start": 16838.8, "end": 16850.04, "text": " Dark, neutral, witch, storm."}, {"start": 16850.04, "end": 16851.48, "text": " You holded too much of the candle."}, {"start": 16851.48, "end": 16852.48, "text": " I didn't really hold it."}, {"start": 16852.48, "end": 16861.82, "text": " didn't have any potions. Dark time. Ugh! I just fucking cringe whenever I see someone"}, {"start": 16861.82, "end": 16886.739999999998, "text": " playing dark so gross no crits sad why is that because it's overpowered and"}, {"start": 16886.74, "end": 16894.100000000002, "text": " broken. Dark is all of the start of combat. Permanently do this. Start of combat. Do this."}, {"start": 16894.100000000002, "end": 16899.320000000003, "text": " And by the time you get to the end of the game, unless you're playing like a pure deep shield"}, {"start": 16899.320000000003, "end": 16904.600000000002, "text": " build where you're about trying to not die, you essentially one shot the other person."}, {"start": 16904.600000000002, "end": 16909.66, "text": " So start of combat and its nature is overpowered. Just because of the pacing of the game by"}, {"start": 16909.66, "end": 16920.96, "text": " the time you get to like round 50. Guys, fucking hate going against it. How much is 16 XP? That"}, {"start": 16920.96, "end": 16925.04, "text": " essentially 16 gold."}, {"start": 16925.04, "end": 16930.64, "text": " Baggers free money."}, {"start": 16930.64, "end": 16942.8, "text": " It looks like it's not free, but eh."}, {"start": 16942.8, "end": 16945.96, "text": " Lunife is plus one value in total after it's sold."}, {"start": 16945.96, "end": 16949.96, "text": " Oh, because you get- you're right, you get to sell it and think about that."}, {"start": 16949.96, "end": 16951.96, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 16952.84, "end": 16954.84, "text": " We love moon knife"}, {"start": 16960.16, "end": 16963.48, "text": " I have a feeling this brass knife is gonna make its money back we'll buy that"}, {"start": 16965.84, "end": 16967.84, "text": " Fuck it, let's go"}, {"start": 16967.84, "end": 16984.920000000002, "text": " Damn, 15 gold."}, {"start": 16984.920000000002, "end": 16986.920000000002, "text": " Weapon loot or damage to weapons?"}, {"start": 16986.920000000002, "end": 16989.44, "text": " Homebrew, random vials."}, {"start": 16989.44, "end": 16991.36, "text": " Two random common weapons."}, {"start": 16991.36, "end": 16994.68, "text": " Do I just go for two twilight's edges?"}, {"start": 16994.68, "end": 16996.32, "text": " Six damage permanently?"}, {"start": 16996.32, "end": 16997.32, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 16997.32, "end": 17000.82, "text": " Okay, great. What a fucking waste of everything."}, {"start": 17006.12, "end": 17007.82, "text": " Honestly, I'll take the money shield."}, {"start": 17008.42, "end": 17010.92, "text": " Uh, sell that, sell that, get off my screen."}, {"start": 17011.72, "end": 17012.82, "text": " Spyglass is a play."}, {"start": 17013.72, "end": 17017.02, "text": " Uh, if I keep using these tri-lights' edges, giving them crit can be big."}, {"start": 17024.72, "end": 17025.22, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17027.32, "end": 17028.32, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 17037.32, "end": 17039.32, "text": " I should've kept the Moonknife in and just taken the Goblet out."}, {"start": 17057.32, "end": 17083.92, "text": " I got addicted to leveling."}, {"start": 17083.920000000002, "end": 17091.280000000002, "text": " My issue is I really like getting like the only time you can really ramp stuff up is at"}, {"start": 17091.280000000002, "end": 17093.08, "text": " the beginning."}, {"start": 17093.08, "end": 17097.320000000003, "text": " Once you get to like round 10, the fights don't last long enough unless you're like a"}, {"start": 17097.320000000003, "end": 17099.780000000002, "text": " fuck ton of healing or something."}, {"start": 17099.780000000002, "end": 17102.800000000003, "text": " So oh just level, oh just level, get your epics at level 10."}, {"start": 17102.800000000003, "end": 17107.24, "text": " Okay but now I haven't ramped and now it's like reducers cool down but I can't ever"}, {"start": 17107.24, "end": 17112.2, "text": " get it to proc because the fight ends in two fucking seconds so I didn't get it"}, {"start": 17112.2, "end": 17137.420000000002, "text": " early on. What do I upgrade? Upgrade a random common or rare item. Sword maybe? If I upgrade"}, {"start": 17137.420000000002, "end": 17143.18, "text": " the shield it gives me plus one income every three triggers I feel like that's"}, {"start": 17143.18, "end": 17151.34, "text": " kind of insane but shield sword is nice cuz yeah the little three event maybe"}, {"start": 17151.7, "end": 17159.38, "text": " hmm it'll go to one star yeah but then it's not far away because I have an"}, {"start": 17159.38, "end": 17161.86, "text": " extra one"}, {"start": 17161.86, "end": 17168.86, "text": " Oh, you're right. It wouldn't be level 2 to be level 1. I see what you're saying. I was looking at 2."}, {"start": 17168.86, "end": 17172.86, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 17178.86, "end": 17181.86, "text": " Is that for the sword? Screw it."}, {"start": 17191.86, "end": 17211.78, "text": " Well, don't think I'll ever see a dark sword ever again."}, {"start": 17211.78, "end": 17216.34, "text": " Here's a dark bow, start of combat, permanently gain plus three multicast."}, {"start": 17216.34, "end": 17218.54, "text": " That's a legendary."}, {"start": 17218.54, "end": 17219.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17219.54, "end": 17226.54, "text": " Okay, it's not bad."}, {"start": 17226.54, "end": 17231.620000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17231.620000000003, "end": 17232.620000000003, "text": " Put it there."}, {"start": 17232.620000000003, "end": 17239.86, "text": " Okay, I'm Batman now, and we're going to ramp Crit on it."}, {"start": 17239.86, "end": 17247.22, "text": " I feel like I swap it and go there."}, {"start": 17247.22, "end": 17249.22, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 17249.22, "end": 17254.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17254.22, "end": 17259.22, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 17259.22, "end": 17264.22, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 17264.22, "end": 17269.22, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 17269.22, "end": 17274.22, "text": " Ow."}, {"start": 17274.22, "end": 17284.22, "text": " It's on trigger if you only have unique bows, trigger your other bow two times."}, {"start": 17284.22, "end": 17287.86, "text": " I don't know if I care too much about that."}, {"start": 17287.86, "end": 17292.86, "text": " If the enemy reaches 50% HP or less, instantly execute them."}, {"start": 17292.86, "end": 17295.780000000002, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 17295.780000000002, "end": 17299.460000000003, "text": " Is it upgrade 20?"}, {"start": 17299.460000000003, "end": 17300.460000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17300.460000000003, "end": 17301.460000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 17301.460000000003, "end": 17302.460000000003, "text": " 40% HP."}, {"start": 17302.46, "end": 17306.76, "text": " I feel like, again, you just kind of instantly one-shot people. I don't think it's good."}, {"start": 17312.04, "end": 17319.46, "text": " It would only be good against someone else using some shield heal build, where it's not completely... it's like actually close."}, {"start": 17319.46, "end": 17320.76, "text": " But usually..."}, {"start": 17323.1, "end": 17330.94, "text": " I go against a shield build, it's like I either kill them really fast where I don't need it, or they just produce more block than I do damage. It's pointless."}, {"start": 17332.46, "end": 17339.94, "text": " Start of combat effects trigger an extra time."}, {"start": 17339.94, "end": 17345.34, "text": " Okay, that's a big thing I think."}, {"start": 17345.34, "end": 17346.86, "text": " Let's get that ramping up I think."}, {"start": 17346.86, "end": 17353.1, "text": " Let's swap it that goes there."}, {"start": 17353.1, "end": 17356.62, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17356.62, "end": 17362.18, "text": " Place the shield?"}, {"start": 17362.18, "end": 17363.18, "text": " With what?"}, {"start": 17363.18, "end": 17367.539999999997, "text": " Oh, I guess this sword to ramp it more often."}, {"start": 17367.539999999997, "end": 17368.539999999997, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 17368.539999999997, "end": 17371.62, "text": " Maybe give crit to it as well."}, {"start": 17371.62, "end": 17378.62, "text": " Man, how does decay perform?"}, {"start": 17378.62, "end": 17382.1, "text": " I've seen people with 100,000 HP."}, {"start": 17382.1, "end": 17383.5, "text": " This has to be horrible."}, {"start": 17383.5, "end": 17390.1, "text": " I guess maybe if you get that one- no, this just sucks."}, {"start": 17390.1, "end": 17396.579999999998, "text": " Alright, moving on to the leaf shop."}, {"start": 17396.579999999998, "end": 17400.579999999998, "text": " Let's go fight."}, {"start": 17400.579999999998, "end": 17405.219999999998, "text": " Dead instantly."}, {"start": 17405.219999999998, "end": 17409.78, "text": " Ah, let's gain two lives in health, sure."}, {"start": 17409.78, "end": 17415.62, "text": " Okay, more dark. Reduce cooldown permanently."}, {"start": 17422.18, "end": 17426.039999999997, "text": " Let me know if you want to set up our legendary 1v1. If you're scared it's no"}, {"start": 17426.039999999997, "end": 17430.539999999997, "text": " problem. I'm whenever you are, dog. But not today. It's too fucking late. I"}, {"start": 17430.539999999997, "end": 17435.1, "text": " don't know what schedule you're on, but it is 5 p.m. I've been here for five"}, {"start": 17435.1, "end": 17448.26, "text": " five hours. No fucking way. But tomorrow, down for it. Next, she's been awake for 30 hours."}, {"start": 17448.26, "end": 17457.18, "text": " Some of us just aren't talented enough to do that. That's me. But yeah, I'm ready when"}, {"start": 17457.18, "end": 17465.62, "text": " you are just message me at you know say 12 not 5 p.m. I'll be up at literally 1"}, {"start": 17465.62, "end": 17473.420000000002, "text": " p.m. for this don't bait me tomorrow unless you want to wait for the weekend"}, {"start": 17473.420000000002, "end": 17479.420000000002, "text": " but I'm down tomorrow then I'll be tomorrow's Monday right not Sunday"}, {"start": 17479.54, "end": 17485.420000000002, "text": " 1 p.m. CST by the way yeah I'll be on I'm ready to go so if you want to wait"}, {"start": 17485.420000000002, "end": 17487.74, "text": " So the weekend, if you wanna make it a bigger event, sure."}, {"start": 17487.74, "end": 17489.660000000003, "text": " Or we can do it on Monday, the day that, you know,"}, {"start": 17489.660000000003, "end": 17492.140000000003, "text": " no one's really fuckin' happy to be alive."}, {"start": 17494.22, "end": 17495.06, "text": " Your pick."}, {"start": 17497.780000000002, "end": 17498.620000000003, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 17501.500000000004, "end": 17503.460000000003, "text": " We're streamers, there's no Monday or weekend,"}, {"start": 17503.460000000003, "end": 17505.18, "text": " it's just stream or no stream."}, {"start": 17505.18, "end": 17507.02, "text": " Yeah, but for viewers, they have a weekend."}, {"start": 17507.02, "end": 17509.420000000002, "text": " That's what I'm saying, you wanna make it a big event."}, {"start": 17510.980000000003, "end": 17512.9, "text": " I mean, dude, I mentally like checked out on Mondays"}, {"start": 17512.9, "end": 17514.260000000002, "text": " if I wasn't a streamer."}, {"start": 17515.420000000002, "end": 17526.420000000002, "text": " May 4th? Tomorrow is May 4th. You could listen to Star Wars music. That'd be epic."}, {"start": 17526.420000000002, "end": 17531.420000000002, "text": " I'm gonna buy that. I'm gonna roll. Ooh."}, {"start": 17531.420000000002, "end": 17537.420000000002, "text": " Oh, I need to roll for swords so I can get it to level 2."}, {"start": 17537.420000000002, "end": 17542.420000000002, "text": " That way day 9 comes around and I could actually hit that event."}, {"start": 17542.420000000002, "end": 17550.06, "text": " I gotta get the sword please fucking God please Jesus fuck I'll kill myself right"}, {"start": 17550.06, "end": 17558.140000000003, "text": " here front of combat shield oh dark shield is also good"}, {"start": 17558.14, "end": 17560.98, "text": " Man, that sucks."}, {"start": 17560.98, "end": 17564.18, "text": " Okay, fuck that stupid thing."}, {"start": 17564.18, "end": 17565.94, "text": " Fuck this stupid thing."}, {"start": 17565.94, "end": 17571.46, "text": " Do I buy that?"}, {"start": 17571.46, "end": 17577.54, "text": " Hmm, no, sword bucket."}, {"start": 17577.54, "end": 17580.579999999998, "text": " Okay, well there's the sword."}, {"start": 17580.579999999998, "end": 17584.7, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 17584.7, "end": 17587.54, "text": " Here's the next thing."}, {"start": 17587.54, "end": 17592.54, "text": " I currently have the warhorn and I have this dreamcatcher."}, {"start": 17594.14, "end": 17598.34, "text": " I could start trying to reduce the cooldown of the warhorn,"}, {"start": 17598.34, "end": 17600.66, "text": " which would make me fucking insane,"}, {"start": 17600.66, "end": 17602.34, "text": " but it would require two slots."}, {"start": 17604.84, "end": 17607.54, "text": " And I got a spyglass, I did just sell one, but yeah."}, {"start": 17608.66, "end": 17610.66, "text": " You'll never do it without potions."}, {"start": 17611.82, "end": 17613.260000000002, "text": " Well, that's why I started getting some witches bell."}, {"start": 17613.260000000002, "end": 17614.66, "text": " Fuck it, I'm gonna try it."}, {"start": 17615.58, "end": 17616.920000000002, "text": " I'm gonna try it."}, {"start": 17616.920000000002, "end": 17618.300000000003, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna do it."}, {"start": 17618.300000000003, "end": 17620.300000000003, "text": " We're gonna put this little..."}, {"start": 17622.24, "end": 17624.000000000004, "text": " ...fuck bag right there."}, {"start": 17624.000000000004, "end": 17627.06, "text": " And then we're gonna put this little bitch right there, like that. Look at that."}, {"start": 17627.06, "end": 17628.06, "text": " Bang."}, {"start": 17628.760000000002, "end": 17630.760000000002, "text": " This looks pretty goddamn good."}, {"start": 17632.280000000002, "end": 17634.600000000002, "text": " No, no, no! Buff the sword!"}, {"start": 17634.600000000002, "end": 17635.600000000002, "text": " Put the crit..."}, {"start": 17637.4, "end": 17638.4, "text": " ...like that."}, {"start": 17640.36, "end": 17641.88, "text": " Look at the dark spear."}, {"start": 17641.88, "end": 17646.2, "text": " Start of combat permanently gained 25 damage and 15% crit chance."}, {"start": 17646.920000000002, "end": 17648.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17648.920000000002, "end": 17650.920000000002, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 17650.920000000002, "end": 17652.920000000002, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 17652.920000000002, "end": 17654.920000000002, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 17654.920000000002, "end": 17656.920000000002, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 17656.920000000002, "end": 17658.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17658.920000000002, "end": 17660.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17660.920000000002, "end": 17662.920000000002, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 17662.920000000002, "end": 17664.920000000002, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 17664.920000000002, "end": 17666.920000000002, "text": " Uh."}, {"start": 17666.920000000002, "end": 17668.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17668.920000000002, "end": 17670.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17670.920000000002, "end": 17672.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17672.920000000002, "end": 17674.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17674.920000000002, "end": 17677.920000000002, "text": " Bo is good though. They both are."}, {"start": 17683.920000000002, "end": 17687.920000000002, "text": " Y'all say fuck the Bo? No multi-cast, huh?"}, {"start": 17693.920000000002, "end": 17697.920000000002, "text": " I mean, this is assuming I can even get this warhorn going."}, {"start": 17704.920000000002, "end": 17709.84, "text": " Maybe I just benched the spyglass and call it a day."}, {"start": 17709.84, "end": 17714.04, "text": " How would I get crit chance though at that rate?"}, {"start": 17714.04, "end": 17718.760000000002, "text": " Yeah, the bow does get capped."}, {"start": 17718.760000000002, "end": 17721.160000000003, "text": " The multicast is not that good."}, {"start": 17721.160000000003, "end": 17726.160000000003, "text": " It's good now, but assuming I reduce it's cooldown, it's cooked."}, {"start": 17726.160000000003, "end": 17727.160000000003, "text": " Let's sell the dagger."}, {"start": 17727.160000000003, "end": 17728.440000000002, "text": " We'll buy the spear."}, {"start": 17728.440000000002, "end": 17729.440000000002, "text": " Let's leave the shop."}, {"start": 17729.44, "end": 17731.44, "text": " See if I can get the sword to level 3."}, {"start": 17745.219999999998, "end": 17747.719999999998, "text": " No scaling! No!"}, {"start": 17749.079999999998, "end": 17752.68, "text": " Okay, upgrade a 2 star item. I did in fact get it."}, {"start": 17754.44, "end": 17758.44, "text": " And level 3 permanently gains plus 100 damage. Yeah, we're gonna take that."}, {"start": 17758.44, "end": 17760.44, "text": " Alright"}, {"start": 17764.02, "end": 17768.92, "text": " The war horn is now a 9.8 second CD also we have a witch thing that's big"}, {"start": 17769.68, "end": 17772.8, "text": " If you're sure if you're still here, I spaced out just tell me if you want to do it tomorrow"}, {"start": 17773.559999999998, "end": 17777.48, "text": " It didn't upgrade it takes two days. You don't need to stop talking. We don't know how to fucking play the game"}, {"start": 17778.28, "end": 17784.079999999998, "text": " If you're here Felix, especially on discord either tomorrow or the weekend. I'm down for either. I'm sure it down"}, {"start": 17788.44, "end": 17790.44, "text": " He's gone, probably."}, {"start": 17790.44, "end": 17792.44, "text": " Fuck, man, what do I do?"}, {"start": 17792.44, "end": 17795.44, "text": " Your start of combat effects trigger an extra time."}, {"start": 17797.44, "end": 17799.44, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 17801.44, "end": 17806.44, "text": " The spear is so good in the fact that it actually gains crit chance."}, {"start": 17806.44, "end": 17808.44, "text": " Like the combo with the warhorn."}, {"start": 17808.44, "end": 17810.44, "text": " It really comes down to..."}, {"start": 17813.44, "end": 17815.44, "text": " Can I get..."}, {"start": 17815.44, "end": 17817.44, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 17818.44, "end": 17825.44, "text": " Ah, it's so tough. Warhorn's dog shit. Yeah, it is until I can actually make it happen."}, {"start": 17828.44, "end": 17832.44, "text": " Let's bench the hourglass. I- oh man, fuck."}, {"start": 17832.44, "end": 17835.44, "text": " No, I think benching the hourglass is a better play for scaling,"}, {"start": 17835.44, "end": 17839.44, "text": " and we'll just see if I can keep scaling this Warhorn. I may not be able to."}, {"start": 17839.44, "end": 17842.44, "text": " Fuck it. Leave shot. Fight."}, {"start": 17848.44, "end": 17856.6, "text": " I puted 9.6 seconds CD give it plus one burn kill for the multicast fuck it"}, {"start": 17856.6, "end": 17861.28, "text": " okay we got another dream thingy"}, {"start": 17862.64, "end": 17875.559999999998, "text": " I can get another one that's huge take this fuck no way"}, {"start": 17878.44, "end": 17893.28, "text": " No, leave shot, let's go."}, {"start": 17893.28, "end": 17896.079999999998, "text": " Plus 15 damage on all of your items."}, {"start": 17896.079999999998, "end": 17901.559999999998, "text": " No, let's just take three lucky rolls."}, {"start": 17901.559999999998, "end": 17905.28, "text": " It's level up."}, {"start": 17905.28, "end": 17906.76, "text": " Let's roll it."}, {"start": 17906.760000000002, "end": 17913.52, "text": " contains random tailored build is it okay anvil and a bunch of swords I guess"}, {"start": 17913.52, "end": 17924.600000000002, "text": " yeah okay this is a big page this is good stuff we're gonna have to freeze"}, {"start": 17924.600000000002, "end": 17934.4, "text": " things. This gives 10% crit chance. Let's put it on the bow."}, {"start": 17934.4, "end": 17943.56, "text": " Do I have any way to like make money here? I guess I could sell stuff but I don't want"}, {"start": 17943.56, "end": 17949.56, "text": " to. Increase the chance of finding an item in"}, {"start": 17949.56, "end": 17960.86, "text": " the shop. I don't think I want to potion the Dreamcatcher. I almost want to potion the potion"}, {"start": 17960.86, "end": 17979.04, "text": " belt because this has the actual like legit scaling no matter what your build is. I think"}, {"start": 17979.04, "end": 17984.52, "text": " that's better and I'll just buy this and use it but save up and then let's put"}, {"start": 17984.52, "end": 17990.920000000002, "text": " the drink catcher back on nice"}, {"start": 17996.96, "end": 18004.2, "text": " whoo this guy's a healing god damn that is a deep defense build I'm barely"}, {"start": 18004.2, "end": 18010.56, "text": " getting through them. Does Horn really make a dip for you? If I can lower it, it will."}, {"start": 18010.56, "end": 18025.56, "text": " Yeah, I think it will. Bonus damage equal to twice their crit chance. Hmm."}, {"start": 18034.2, "end": 18036.2, "text": " Maybe it does suck."}, {"start": 18037.08, "end": 18039.08, "text": " Maybe y'all are fucking right."}, {"start": 18039.920000000002, "end": 18042.4, "text": " I should really just scale them to 100% crit."}, {"start": 18048.4, "end": 18050.4, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18053.2, "end": 18056.440000000002, "text": " Yeah, second net could be good. Yeah, y'all are fucking right. Nice."}, {"start": 18057.280000000002, "end": 18060.52, "text": " And I've been dream-catching it this whole time, so she's been wasted."}, {"start": 18064.2, "end": 18073.2, "text": " My- but do I actually just fucking sell the horn? Am I fucking crazy?"}, {"start": 18073.2, "end": 18077.2, "text": " I just do. Get out of my screen. Fuck you."}, {"start": 18077.2, "end": 18082.2, "text": " Wait, this slot grants 45% crit chance."}, {"start": 18082.2, "end": 18086.2, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 18086.2, "end": 18092.2, "text": " Maybe I want everything down here."}, {"start": 18092.2, "end": 18094.2, "text": " I want to be critting though."}, {"start": 18094.2, "end": 18098.2, "text": " 90% everything's already like 100% crit chance so it goes there on the bow I guess."}, {"start": 18102.2, "end": 18104.2, "text": " Oh and I need this to be proccing something."}, {"start": 18104.2, "end": 18105.2, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 18107.2, "end": 18109.2, "text": " I guess here?"}, {"start": 18111.2, "end": 18113.2, "text": " Yeah that looks good."}, {"start": 18113.2, "end": 18114.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18114.2, "end": 18121.2, "text": " You have 10% crit chance?"}, {"start": 18121.2, "end": 18124.2, "text": " Let's throw it on there for sure."}, {"start": 18124.2, "end": 18130.2, "text": " Alright I'm broke."}, {"start": 18130.2, "end": 18137.2, "text": " Let's go fight."}, {"start": 18137.2, "end": 18153.62, "text": " Yeah, second Nyquil. Let's go Endless Mode. Enter the shop. Shit, across the board. Let's"}, {"start": 18153.62, "end": 18161.46, "text": " level up, roll it. That's a big bow. I'd be needing that bad. How much is it? Fuck, I'd"}, {"start": 18161.46, "end": 18168.18, "text": " be off by two minus point two second CD will upgrade the dreamcatcher I guess"}, {"start": 18168.18, "end": 18178.94, "text": " probably I don't know hmm dark blade"}, {"start": 18181.579999999998, "end": 18189.579999999998, "text": " oh what the fuck is this start of combat give your swords plus a hundred"}, {"start": 18189.58, "end": 18196.58, "text": " percent crit chance and 20 bonus damage. Wow."}, {"start": 18202.620000000003, "end": 18208.260000000002, "text": " Hmm. The issue with it, I won't be able to get another one very easily. The only"}, {"start": 18208.260000000002, "end": 18215.140000000003, "text": " way is if I get the potion that allows items to spawn more, right? And this"}, {"start": 18215.14, "end": 18221.22, "text": " doesn't seem like it's perma. 200% crit chance would be good if I was still"}, {"start": 18221.22, "end": 18226.739999999998, "text": " playing with the horn but I'm not. Yeah and I also only have one other sword so"}, {"start": 18226.739999999998, "end": 18232.059999999998, "text": " no that's a bad weapon but interesting let's freeze this let's go."}, {"start": 18232.059999999998, "end": 18236.54, "text": " Maybe if I sell that I can't afford it let's go."}, {"start": 18236.54, "end": 18241.54, "text": " Unfortunately."}, {"start": 18241.54, "end": 18248.54, "text": " Okay, big bow upgrade. I need to get these things upgraded. That's good for me."}, {"start": 18248.54, "end": 18252.54, "text": " Take this to sell it. Ooh, plus burn."}, {"start": 18252.54, "end": 18257.54, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18257.54, "end": 18263.54, "text": " Potion of appearance. See that? That would work. That would make that forged gun."}, {"start": 18263.54, "end": 18267.02, "text": " of appearance see that that would work that would make that forged weapon pop"}, {"start": 18267.02, "end": 18273.7, "text": " up more but even then I still don't want it but I do want more night falls either"}, {"start": 18273.7, "end": 18282.58, "text": " that or I put it on the witches belt which again it hasn't procced ever yes"}, {"start": 18282.58, "end": 18289.46, "text": " yes this is good stuff we're gonna want that I can get a level three something I"}, {"start": 18289.46, "end": 18290.46, "text": " I just don't know what."}, {"start": 18295.46, "end": 18296.46, "text": " Nyquil?"}, {"start": 18296.46, "end": 18297.46, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 18297.46, "end": 18300.46, "text": " Let's use this on the Nyquil and let's freeze this shit."}, {"start": 18301.46, "end": 18303.46, "text": " 200 gold, by the way. That's AIDS."}, {"start": 18303.46, "end": 18305.46, "text": " Hopefully I can, uh..."}, {"start": 18307.46, "end": 18308.46, "text": " Get that."}, {"start": 18309.46, "end": 18311.46, "text": " Can you make that a few more often? No, you can't."}, {"start": 18311.46, "end": 18313.46, "text": " Wow, what is happening?"}, {"start": 18313.46, "end": 18322.0, "text": " What just happened on trigger trigger items start of combat effects"}, {"start": 18331.36, "end": 18340.28, "text": " Okay decay start of combat deal a thousand damage nine second cooldown. It's kind of low or slow, so it's not even probably much"}, {"start": 18343.46, "end": 18349.579999999998, "text": " There's just this Solaris shit."}, {"start": 18349.579999999998, "end": 18357.579999999998, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 18357.579999999998, "end": 18362.379999999997, "text": " I mean I'm fucking broke man."}, {"start": 18362.379999999997, "end": 18368.82, "text": " 18."}, {"start": 18368.82, "end": 18370.98, "text": " I'm fucked."}, {"start": 18370.98, "end": 18374.399999999998, "text": " I want to buy this so I can roll stuff. How many? I have two more lives."}, {"start": 18375.98, "end": 18378.079999999998, "text": " You don't even have a two star. I have a three star."}, {"start": 18379.899999999998, "end": 18380.399999999998, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 18381.62, "end": 18382.899999999998, "text": " You're right. My weapons suck."}, {"start": 18384.32, "end": 18387.7, "text": " Freeze it again. Last attempt. Oh God, it's all shields."}, {"start": 18391.1, "end": 18394.42, "text": " It's all shields. Can I damage through that? No fucking..."}, {"start": 18397.72, "end": 18398.62, "text": " I was hurting him."}, {"start": 18400.98, "end": 18428.18, "text": " Okay, we buy this."}, {"start": 18428.18, "end": 18430.18, "text": " Now what? Depression."}, {"start": 18441.58, "end": 18443.58, "text": " Oh, you're right. It's free."}, {"start": 18448.46, "end": 18450.46, "text": " That's big money."}, {"start": 18451.3, "end": 18453.3, "text": " Wait. What?"}, {"start": 18453.3, "end": 18455.3, "text": " They sell for zero."}, {"start": 18456.22, "end": 18457.22, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18458.18, "end": 18480.5, "text": " I guess it calculates how much you've got them for, so you can't abuse it."}, {"start": 18480.5, "end": 18484.3, "text": " Yeah Darkneck is okay, but the cooldown is 9 seconds, y'all think I'm gonna get any"}, {"start": 18484.3, "end": 18500.02, "text": " of these to ever proc. I mean Dreamcatcher also is never gonna proc to be fair. Well it"}, {"start": 18500.02, "end": 18510.8, "text": " does but it's like is it that valuable? I mean I'll buy it but god I really need"}, {"start": 18510.8, "end": 18512.8, "text": " I shouldn't have bought that. That was a misplay."}, {"start": 18514.8, "end": 18518.48, "text": " Oh, I'm so dead. I shouldn't have bought it. I should have rolled until I got better stuff."}, {"start": 18518.48, "end": 18521.8, "text": " Start a combat trigger your dark items, accept your dark necklace."}, {"start": 18522.6, "end": 18526.2, "text": " Oh, okay. That's good. I need that."}, {"start": 18535.3, "end": 18536.3, "text": " How do I get that?"}, {"start": 18537.3, "end": 18539.0, "text": " I say fuck the dream catcher."}, {"start": 18539.0, "end": 18544.84, "text": " I need three fucking gold and I just I need it now"}, {"start": 18551.16, "end": 18553.92, "text": " Sell the dreamcatcher buy it bang bang"}, {"start": 18560.92, "end": 18565.02, "text": " Yeah, all right, I mean now I just gotta get something to level two"}, {"start": 18569.0, "end": 18571.56, "text": " This guy has a level 3 batwing by the way."}, {"start": 18579.0, "end": 18579.56, "text": " I'm so..."}, {"start": 18580.68, "end": 18581.18, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18581.88, "end": 18582.76, "text": " What did I just do?"}, {"start": 18587.32, "end": 18587.82, "text": " Nice!"}, {"start": 18599.0, "end": 18615.08, "text": " Okay, we're rolling here. Oh my fucking god. No way. Do I... Why the FUCK? Do I actually"}, {"start": 18615.08, "end": 18621.2, "text": " only get these when, like, I just did a run where I got everything to level 2 and I didn't"}, {"start": 18621.2, "end": 18627.64, "text": " actually see one. Alright, I didn't see one of these for, what, fucking 15 rounds? And"}, {"start": 18627.64, "end": 18633.6, "text": " And now when I'm like struggling, I'm seeing too many of them."}, {"start": 18633.6, "end": 18636.2, "text": " It's cooking me."}, {"start": 18636.2, "end": 18637.28, "text": " That's bait."}, {"start": 18637.28, "end": 18638.66, "text": " I think it is."}, {"start": 18638.66, "end": 18642.48, "text": " If I could individually freeze, I would, but holy fuck."}, {"start": 18642.48, "end": 18645.0, "text": " All right, give me gold."}, {"start": 18645.0, "end": 18646.559999999998, "text": " Plus five."}, {"start": 18646.559999999998, "end": 18647.559999999998, "text": " Plus five."}, {"start": 18647.559999999998, "end": 18653.239999999998, "text": " Use an item in the shop to trade this for that, imagine."}, {"start": 18653.24, "end": 18660.24, "text": " to give me that right after is insane."}, {"start": 18670.38, "end": 18677.38, "text": " ten percent crit chance"}, {"start": 18683.24, "end": 18691.920000000002, "text": " Those of you thinking I'm trolling by using the free item on that chest, I will not see"}, {"start": 18691.920000000002, "end": 18695.2, "text": " another 200 gold potion again."}, {"start": 18695.2, "end": 18703.68, "text": " I guarantee fucking tea it."}, {"start": 18703.68, "end": 18727.82, "text": " use on an item to give it the dark tag this could be insane i take this off and then start"}, {"start": 18727.82, "end": 18732.739999999998, "text": " combat trigger your dark items so there could be an item that I want to trigger"}, {"start": 18732.739999999998, "end": 18747.82, "text": " right I just don't know what it's gonna end up being maybe war horn yeah actually"}, {"start": 18747.82, "end": 18754.82, "text": " I could put it on war horn but I need three gold I guess I could sell a Gabby"}, {"start": 18754.82, "end": 18759.04, "text": " And just get it that way I'm not wasting a whole page of re-rolls"}, {"start": 18761.1, "end": 18767.18, "text": " We'll see I truth be told I die so we I just I can't lose. I'm probably fucked. Let's see"}, {"start": 18770.96, "end": 18775.579999999998, "text": " Why the fuck did he not die at the end there GG"}, {"start": 18778.6, "end": 18780.78, "text": " My ramping was about to get fucking nuts"}, {"start": 18784.82, "end": 18810.14, "text": " Imagine that execute would have been bad."}, {"start": 18810.14, "end": 18811.14, "text": " What ramping?"}, {"start": 18811.14, "end": 18812.14, "text": " You only have started battle, damn."}, {"start": 18812.14, "end": 18813.14, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 18813.14, "end": 18815.14, "text": " But it would ramp"}, {"start": 18816.02, "end": 18818.02, "text": " Try again"}, {"start": 18819.32, "end": 18821.32, "text": " Okay, we got a multicast square later"}, {"start": 18825.34, "end": 18827.34, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 18827.34, "end": 18832.28, "text": " Missed a new unlock. All right checking mine is a hundred. I'm never gonna climb like this"}, {"start": 18833.14, "end": 18834.3, "text": " ranked"}, {"start": 18834.3, "end": 18838.14, "text": " You're right obtaining two or two two star items will combine them"}, {"start": 18838.899999999998, "end": 18842.739999999998, "text": " Into a three star item only works once and from day seven plus unused"}, {"start": 18843.14, "end": 18845.14, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18855.46, "end": 18858.26, "text": " Hold on. Does it just work later on?"}, {"start": 18860.42, "end": 18866.1, "text": " Like, oh, I'm trying to understand the last part. Only works once and from- okay, no, no, only one time."}, {"start": 18867.1, "end": 18872.1, "text": " So it only works once and it has to be day seven or later. That's fine. That's insane."}, {"start": 18873.14, "end": 18889.84, "text": " I want that. Give me that. Do I just fucking reset? Like, God! I don't want to lose 100"}, {"start": 18889.84, "end": 18902.96, "text": " rating. I'm trying to actually climb and go against decent players. Regular bow? Ooh,"}, {"start": 18902.96, "end": 18907.96, "text": " Maybe Frost? I've never played Frost before and I feel like Frost is probably busted."}, {"start": 18908.96, "end": 18911.96, "text": " But this looks like a throw here."}, {"start": 18914.96, "end": 18918.96, "text": " Daggers? There's an elven crystal dagger with poison, that's fine."}, {"start": 18922.96, "end": 18925.96, "text": " When you level up, permanently gain plus one multicast."}, {"start": 18929.96, "end": 18930.96, "text": " That's not that great."}, {"start": 18932.96, "end": 18934.96, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 18940.96, "end": 18942.96, "text": " It is not this early."}, {"start": 18951.7, "end": 18954.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, I do see a witch staff"}, {"start": 18955.96, "end": 18961.52, "text": " And a spyglass witch. Let's do it. Typical."}, {"start": 18962.96, "end": 18964.16, "text": " I lose this."}, {"start": 18965.66, "end": 18968.26, "text": " I don't want to keep farming pots. I farmed two so far. Three."}, {"start": 18969.66, "end": 18970.16, "text": " Four."}, {"start": 18978.16, "end": 18979.36, "text": " Five pots. Not bad."}, {"start": 18983.26, "end": 18985.66, "text": " Hey, we buy this. Spyglass next to it."}, {"start": 18988.26, "end": 18989.86, "text": " Gain 4 XP."}, {"start": 18989.86, "end": 18994.100000000002, "text": " use it plus one heal blah blah blah plus 3% crit chance ramp that early"}, {"start": 18995.14, "end": 18995.64, "text": " roll"}, {"start": 19001.54, "end": 19004.18, "text": " gain one random luster potion per unique debuff that this has"}, {"start": 19006.98, "end": 19007.7, "text": " well i'll take it"}, {"start": 19019.86, "end": 19023.940000000002, "text": " simple curses is broken it is but I got to get the debuffs on it and I got a"}, {"start": 19023.940000000002, "end": 19026.54, "text": " reduced CD"}, {"start": 19029.14, "end": 19034.78, "text": " yeah you can get four potions per second assuming you get it all maxed out kind"}, {"start": 19034.78, "end": 19043.66, "text": " of insane trash mostly trash here"}, {"start": 19043.66, "end": 19046.36, "text": " Do I want to level?"}, {"start": 19046.36, "end": 19047.92, "text": " I guess I do."}, {"start": 19047.92, "end": 19048.92, "text": " Level and roll, any witch?"}, {"start": 19048.92, "end": 19051.92, "text": " I'm gonna shield?"}, {"start": 19051.92, "end": 19053.92, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19053.92, "end": 19060.76, "text": " But I can't afford it."}, {"start": 19060.76, "end": 19067.76, "text": " We'll freeze it, let's go."}, {"start": 19067.760000000002, "end": 19082.04, "text": " God damn it, give me some debuff potions."}, {"start": 19082.04, "end": 19085.24, "text": " Can I get debuff potions from level 1?"}, {"start": 19085.24, "end": 19086.24, "text": " I think I..."}, {"start": 19086.24, "end": 19088.24, "text": " Actually I don't know if I can."}, {"start": 19088.24, "end": 19090.120000000003, "text": " Random vials, let's get random vials."}, {"start": 19090.120000000003, "end": 19093.52, "text": " Two random vials."}, {"start": 19093.52, "end": 19097.52, "text": " Crit chance plus 3 damage, plus 1 heal, plus 1 damage, plus xp."}, {"start": 19097.52, "end": 19098.52, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19111.52, "end": 19112.52, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 19112.52, "end": 19114.52, "text": " Gained some xp."}, {"start": 19114.52, "end": 19116.52, "text": " I don't really want to use any of these."}, {"start": 19116.52, "end": 19118.52, "text": " I'll gain re-rolls."}, {"start": 19118.52, "end": 19126.12, "text": " Oh, crit damage I'll put on that."}, {"start": 19126.12, "end": 19131.28, "text": " Oh, this guy's farming."}, {"start": 19131.28, "end": 19134.48, "text": " Alright, let me go to the bathroom."}, {"start": 19134.48, "end": 19136.96, "text": " I've never had a witch run work."}, {"start": 19136.96, "end": 19138.96, "text": " Witch feels like one of the best."}, {"start": 19168.96, "end": 19170.96, "text": " You"}, {"start": 19192.32, "end": 19194.32, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 19195.5, "end": 19197.5, "text": " Interesting here"}, {"start": 19198.96, "end": 19213.16, "text": " We're just going to buy that."}, {"start": 19213.16, "end": 19215.04, "text": " Trigger adjacent shields on trigger."}, {"start": 19215.04, "end": 19219.76, "text": " I think I just used this for now, I have no gold."}, {"start": 19219.76, "end": 19226.84, "text": " So I don't really want to use any of these pots yet because it's like, once you use"}, {"start": 19226.84, "end": 19234.3, "text": " a potion it can buff the legendary wand that which gives you so I want to wait"}, {"start": 19234.3, "end": 19241.48, "text": " until I get that take the dagger and sell it later I could do that too"}, {"start": 19252.56, "end": 19255.06, "text": " hmm"}, {"start": 19255.06, "end": 19265.08, "text": " There's no way this guy does not fuck me sideways."}, {"start": 19265.08, "end": 19273.74, "text": " If I forfeit right now, will I not gain the potions that I would have farmed if I just"}, {"start": 19273.74, "end": 19277.140000000003, "text": " let it play out?"}, {"start": 19277.140000000003, "end": 19278.300000000003, "text": " Nice positioning."}, {"start": 19278.300000000003, "end": 19281.58, "text": " What's wrong with my positioning?"}, {"start": 19281.58, "end": 19285.820000000003, "text": " Oh, this needs to- right."}, {"start": 19285.820000000003, "end": 19286.820000000003, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 19286.820000000003, "end": 19287.820000000003, "text": " Seriously?"}, {"start": 19287.820000000003, "end": 19289.820000000003, "text": " That goes like that."}, {"start": 19289.820000000003, "end": 19292.980000000003, "text": " Potion Shop."}, {"start": 19292.980000000003, "end": 19298.140000000003, "text": " Of course, Scaling XP."}, {"start": 19298.140000000003, "end": 19299.58, "text": " It's gotta be a Scaling XP."}, {"start": 19299.58, "end": 19300.58, "text": " Goddammit."}, {"start": 19300.58, "end": 19307.940000000002, "text": " I don't think I care about Spyglass anymore."}, {"start": 19307.940000000002, "end": 19311.100000000002, "text": " I'm at 100% quit chance."}, {"start": 19311.100000000002, "end": 19323.300000000003, "text": " one shot for debuffs. Okay but scaling XP is just better. Hopefully I find that shit later."}, {"start": 19323.300000000003, "end": 19332.980000000003, "text": " Fuck the candle. I think candle sucks."}, {"start": 19332.98, "end": 19335.54, "text": " Oh my god. Okay. Dreamcatcher?"}, {"start": 19337.54, "end": 19338.04, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 19342.62, "end": 19344.34, "text": " Oh that's not what I wanted to buy."}, {"start": 19344.34, "end": 19345.22, "text": " My brain turned off."}, {"start": 19345.22, "end": 19346.82, "text": " Minus whatever amount of gold that was."}, {"start": 19346.82, "end": 19348.02, "text": " God fucking dammit."}, {"start": 19348.86, "end": 19350.34, "text": " And then I sold it, I could have just used it."}, {"start": 19362.98, "end": 19374.86, "text": " I'm gonna reduce the CD. I know it's not doing shit yet, but I'm investing. I have two lives left."}, {"start": 19374.86, "end": 19379.86, "text": " Nice try, Grandpa. It's over."}, {"start": 19392.98, "end": 19394.98, "text": " Mm-mm-mm-mm."}, {"start": 19398.98, "end": 19400.98, "text": " All shit."}, {"start": 19406.98, "end": 19412.98, "text": " Yeah, all shit. If I don't get a really good witch item here, it's over."}, {"start": 19412.98, "end": 19415.98, "text": " Wait, I can take this, but it's not gonna do much for me."}, {"start": 19416.98, "end": 19420.98, "text": " Okay, upgrades. Maybe I get a legendary wand here?"}, {"start": 19420.98, "end": 19429.06, "text": " no I do not and I'm broke"}, {"start": 19440.06, "end": 19449.76, "text": " wicked staff like no way use potions yeah I'm using some it's just so fucking it"}, {"start": 19449.760000000002, "end": 19457.480000000003, "text": " feel so gross. I have gold potions. Let's use those. Roll. Is there even a witch staff"}, {"start": 19457.480000000003, "end": 19476.320000000003, "text": " like our legendary Q'd up? Please. Just one witch weapon. No. Free reroll. You're level"}, {"start": 19476.32, "end": 19481.8, "text": " I am all right leave shop see if I win or go next"}, {"start": 19484.44, "end": 19486.44, "text": " Somehow I might win this"}, {"start": 19487.6, "end": 19490.72, "text": " I don't know actually it's not looking so hot"}, {"start": 19492.44, "end": 19494.44, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 19495.96, "end": 19502.16, "text": " Main menu try again, maybe I'll get the new perk that I want to try nope lizard hates me"}, {"start": 19506.32, "end": 19527.68, "text": " I don't see anything I want to play with here."}, {"start": 19527.68, "end": 19551.72, "text": " X. The fuckers got a bulwark on trigger permanently gain plus one shield. That is crazy. I think"}, {"start": 19551.72, "end": 19556.72, "text": " I think I win though, because my healing should make me survive dampening a little bit better."}, {"start": 19559.22, "end": 19560.22, "text": " I'll take it."}, {"start": 19566.22, "end": 19567.72, "text": " Grass knife."}, {"start": 19568.22, "end": 19569.72, "text": " Holy fuck, there's another one."}, {"start": 19570.72, "end": 19572.72, "text": " Freeze it, let's go. Fight."}, {"start": 19581.72, "end": 19606.72, "text": " Another brass knife. Fucking hook. Where's the crit chance? Crit chance, hook."}, {"start": 19606.72, "end": 19620.22, "text": " I lose this, but I'm making a lot of money now."}, {"start": 19620.22, "end": 19621.22, "text": " Now you look for something to build on."}, {"start": 19621.22, "end": 19622.22, "text": " Yeah, I see it."}, {"start": 19622.22, "end": 19624.22, "text": " Gain another hook?"}, {"start": 19624.22, "end": 19629.22, "text": " Yes, I will."}, {"start": 19629.22, "end": 19635.02, "text": " Alright, well I'd like another one, please."}, {"start": 19635.02, "end": 19636.02, "text": " Hooks are rare."}, {"start": 19636.02, "end": 19637.34, "text": " Let's throw it here for now."}, {"start": 19640.9, "end": 19642.22, "text": " I think I level up twice."}, {"start": 19644.74, "end": 19645.7, "text": " Yeah, fuck it. Let's go."}, {"start": 19656.98, "end": 19658.100000000002, "text": " Skipped me this book."}, {"start": 19658.9, "end": 19660.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, I'll kill myself later."}, {"start": 19661.18, "end": 19663.100000000002, "text": " I deserve that if I really, I just didn't see it."}, {"start": 19666.02, "end": 19673.02, "text": " Surely I'll see another one."}, {"start": 19696.02, "end": 19698.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19698.02, "end": 19700.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19700.02, "end": 19702.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19702.02, "end": 19704.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 19704.02, "end": 19706.02, "text": " Glacier."}, {"start": 19706.02, "end": 19710.02, "text": " Whenever frost item triggers, permanently gain 2% crit chance."}, {"start": 19710.02, "end": 19712.02, "text": " Or pen down, trigger, remove."}, {"start": 19712.02, "end": 19716.02, "text": " That's pretty good for my axe or whatever, right?"}, {"start": 19716.02, "end": 19720.02, "text": " My hook that's quitting all the time."}, {"start": 19720.02, "end": 19722.02, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 19722.02, "end": 19724.02, "text": " Another brass knife."}, {"start": 19724.02, "end": 19730.74, "text": " knife what happens when it's maxed out gain 15 gold and for income then reduce"}, {"start": 19730.74, "end": 19743.58, "text": " these values by one flip the hooks yeah you're right"}, {"start": 19743.58, "end": 19750.58, "text": " Don't max it. You don't think I should max the brass knife?"}, {"start": 19759.58, "end": 19762.58, "text": " Not to three, but to two, right? Because then I gain income."}, {"start": 19762.58, "end": 19771.58, "text": " Sorry, I keep it in caps lock. It's my toggle mutant discord."}, {"start": 19771.58, "end": 19774.620000000003, "text": " All right, what do I really need?"}, {"start": 19774.620000000003, "end": 19776.02, "text": " I now need a cutlass."}, {"start": 19795.5, "end": 19796.34, "text": " Yer!"}, {"start": 19796.34, "end": 19803.38, "text": " Discover or upgrade an item."}, {"start": 19803.38, "end": 19811.38, "text": " What about upgrading my hook here to level 1?"}, {"start": 19811.38, "end": 19812.38, "text": " Items on sales also good."}, {"start": 19812.38, "end": 19813.38, "text": " Let's do sales."}, {"start": 19813.38, "end": 19816.38, "text": " Big fan of that."}, {"start": 19816.38, "end": 19817.38, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 19817.38, "end": 19818.38, "text": " Gross."}, {"start": 19818.38, "end": 19844.38, "text": " 15% chance for legendaries right now, it's not bad."}, {"start": 19844.38, "end": 19845.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19845.38, "end": 19860.14, "text": " Did I just get me this again?"}, {"start": 19860.14, "end": 19862.54, "text": " I swear I just fucking ignore books, man."}, {"start": 19874.54, "end": 19875.94, "text": " This is good, I like this person."}, {"start": 19879.84, "end": 19880.54, "text": " And I win."}, {"start": 19890.14, "end": 19907.36, "text": " I don't even know what I want besides Mita's fucking- I want the cutlass, and I want the"}, {"start": 19907.36, "end": 19908.36, "text": " diary."}, {"start": 19908.36, "end": 19911.2, "text": " The Mita's diary."}, {"start": 19911.2, "end": 19916.16, "text": " I'll take potions too, which is belt is always nice to have."}, {"start": 19916.16, "end": 19928.56, "text": " I'm gonna need a build soon, yeah."}, {"start": 19928.56, "end": 19931.4, "text": " Legendary Sapphire Amulet, there's two of them."}, {"start": 19931.4, "end": 19936.44, "text": " Increase your critical strike damage from X2 to X3."}, {"start": 19936.44, "end": 19938.44, "text": " Uhhhhhhhhh"}, {"start": 19941.199999999997, "end": 19943.199999999997, "text": " I do crit"}, {"start": 19952.64, "end": 19954.64, "text": " I'll buy it for now and we'll go ahead and lock this"}, {"start": 19955.84, "end": 19957.84, "text": " Actually I was buying the other one, where am I saying?"}, {"start": 19958.44, "end": 19960.44, "text": " Leave shop, let's go"}, {"start": 19960.44, "end": 19973.239999999998, "text": " I like this person this is good for us let's work together I should win too"}, {"start": 19973.239999999998, "end": 19985.079999999998, "text": " because my health is so high that I'll survive damping the fuck if I could just"}, {"start": 19985.08, "end": 19987.08, "text": " I killed the fool somehow, I don't even know how I did that."}, {"start": 19991.280000000002, "end": 19993.280000000002, "text": " Restoring lives is big here."}, {"start": 20007.04, "end": 20008.04, "text": " Level again?"}, {"start": 20009.280000000002, "end": 20011.280000000002, "text": " I don't know if I want to do that."}, {"start": 20011.4, "end": 20014.600000000002, "text": " My legendary percentage is already maxed out, isn't it?"}, {"start": 20015.08, "end": 20021.72, "text": " Yeah, it doesn't get better y'all are just having me level for income, but I'm trying to get a fucking cutlass or an actual weapon"}, {"start": 20021.72, "end": 20023.72, "text": " I can legitimately use"}, {"start": 20024.960000000003, "end": 20026.960000000003, "text": " With this build"}, {"start": 20040.2, "end": 20042.2, "text": " Man, oh man, oh man"}, {"start": 20045.08, "end": 20052.660000000003, "text": " Spyglass could be good considering the crit or whatever, but I will need to get a cutlass"}, {"start": 20052.660000000003, "end": 20055.18, "text": " and start ramping it."}, {"start": 20055.18, "end": 20056.18, "text": " Spear?"}, {"start": 20056.18, "end": 20065.18, "text": " Drag Spear to consume them and permanently gain their damage and their crit."}, {"start": 20065.18, "end": 20087.78, "text": " I would need the spear book as well."}, {"start": 20087.78, "end": 20088.78, "text": " It's hammer bad."}, {"start": 20088.78, "end": 20091.02, "text": " I would need way too much healing."}, {"start": 20091.02, "end": 20094.86, "text": " I don't think it's a good pivot."}, {"start": 20094.86, "end": 20100.54, "text": " Go spear, you have the money for it."}, {"start": 20100.54, "end": 20109.02, "text": " Talk about my- oh, I need the fucking book."}, {"start": 20109.02, "end": 20114.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20114.58, "end": 20116.18, "text": " What does leveling up do?"}, {"start": 20116.18, "end": 20118.38, "text": " Gives me more income."}, {"start": 20118.38, "end": 20120.14, "text": " Better drop chances increase max."}, {"start": 20120.14, "end": 20123.82, "text": " Now it will only do better or max HP and income"}, {"start": 20125.86, "end": 20129.26, "text": " What does level up do the spear dingus Oh?"}, {"start": 20135.579999999998, "end": 20141.899999999998, "text": " Drag spears here to consume them and permanently gain four times their damage. Oh my god. All right fuck it. Let's try it. Oh"}, {"start": 20141.9, "end": 20155.58, "text": " Oh, wow, another Cobalt spear as well."}, {"start": 20155.58, "end": 20181.58, "text": " I don't know, my hook is nice."}, {"start": 20181.58, "end": 20190.38, "text": " I don't think I care about the hook"}, {"start": 20190.38, "end": 20199.38, "text": " Yeah, I don't know, ahhh!"}, {"start": 20199.38, "end": 20200.38, "text": " Sell the sapphire neck?"}, {"start": 20200.38, "end": 20207.58, "text": " No, sapphire neck stays for sure."}, {"start": 20207.58, "end": 20214.58, "text": " Probably time pendant."}, {"start": 20214.58, "end": 20217.58, "text": " I don't think I need this anymore."}, {"start": 20217.58, "end": 20219.58, "text": " Actually, it is also money."}, {"start": 20219.58, "end": 20221.58, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 20221.58, "end": 20227.58, "text": " Hook is better than daggers at this point, you think?"}, {"start": 20227.58, "end": 20229.58, "text": " I do think I sell this pendant by this hook."}, {"start": 20229.58, "end": 20230.58, "text": " Swap that in."}, {"start": 20230.58, "end": 20233.58, "text": " Swap this."}, {"start": 20233.58, "end": 20236.58, "text": " Because this is 90% crit chance, right?"}, {"start": 20236.58, "end": 20244.420000000002, "text": " need the crit this can take the 30% that's better"}, {"start": 20244.420000000002, "end": 20256.260000000002, "text": " Tendon with ink potion works."}, {"start": 20256.260000000002, "end": 20257.260000000002, "text": " Tendon with ink potion?"}, {"start": 20257.260000000002, "end": 20260.260000000002, "text": " I don't know, the fuck?"}, {"start": 20260.260000000002, "end": 20274.06, "text": " Okay, lots of money there."}, {"start": 20274.06, "end": 20279.260000000002, "text": " freeze frosty gift upgrade a two-star item oof"}, {"start": 20287.98, "end": 20294.300000000003, "text": " oh i won that last one what do i want copy item i could copy the spear but i"}, {"start": 20294.300000000003, "end": 20299.260000000002, "text": " feel deep freeze is so good it's not the same"}, {"start": 20299.260000000002, "end": 20302.86, "text": " freeze as before they changed it now you're just allowed to freeze"}, {"start": 20302.86, "end": 20309.86, "text": " individual items, which could be good for the 200 gold potion."}, {"start": 20311.5, "end": 20315.760000000002, "text": " And again, being able to copy this spear would allow me to level it to level 1"}, {"start": 20315.760000000002, "end": 20322.760000000002, "text": " as opposed to 0, and I can ramp it quicker."}, {"start": 20325.16, "end": 20328.36, "text": " You make 200 gold in a single round?"}, {"start": 20328.36, "end": 20331.7, "text": " Yeah, but..."}, {"start": 20331.7, "end": 20338.06, "text": " I won't for too much longer, I feel like I'm gonna be getting cooked."}, {"start": 20338.06, "end": 20343.06, "text": " You have a two star belt, I have a one star belt."}, {"start": 20343.06, "end": 20349.34, "text": " Damn, three star, gain ten random potions, that's crazy."}, {"start": 20349.34, "end": 20351.34, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20351.34, "end": 20361.66, "text": " Yeah, alright, we're gonna copy this spear, enter the shop, and then I need"}, {"start": 20361.66, "end": 20370.42, "text": " It spears to start sacking."}, {"start": 20370.42, "end": 20381.34, "text": " Like this is just 15 damage."}, {"start": 20381.34, "end": 20400.64, "text": " Here's the thing."}, {"start": 20400.64, "end": 20409.44, "text": " I don't think I sacked this yet."}, {"start": 20409.44, "end": 20411.6, "text": " i think we farm that for a bit"}, {"start": 20411.6, "end": 20414.96, "text": " put it here i say fuck this amulet tbh"}, {"start": 20414.96, "end": 20417.879999999997, "text": " i'll take this on sale"}, {"start": 20417.879999999997, "end": 20423.079999999998, "text": " this i will sack"}, {"start": 20423.079999999998, "end": 20426.6, "text": " ooh imagine i need the spearbook"}, {"start": 20426.6, "end": 20429.239999999998, "text": " spearbook asap"}, {"start": 20429.239999999998, "end": 20436.239999999998, "text": " mace, shit, trash, all trash"}, {"start": 20436.24, "end": 20445.820000000003, "text": " No spears. Oh wait! There it is. I almost passed that motherfucker. All right."}, {"start": 20445.820000000003, "end": 20450.72, "text": " Uh, gain a plain copy of the spear below."}, {"start": 20450.72, "end": 20458.0, "text": " Hmm. I think we just take out one of these hooks. I mean, I'll leave it here for now."}, {"start": 20458.0, "end": 20459.960000000003, "text": " Maybe I upgrade later."}, {"start": 20459.960000000003, "end": 20466.08, "text": " The amulet is useless. Increases your critical strike damage from X2 to X3. You think"}, {"start": 20466.08, "end": 20482.2, "text": " that's useless I guess I don't need it right now but just like it's 14 damage"}, {"start": 20482.2, "end": 20493.08, "text": " right there I mean I could just scale as much money as possible to just do"}, {"start": 20493.08, "end": 20499.120000000003, "text": " that call today look at that another fucking thing leveled excellent"}, {"start": 20499.120000000003, "end": 20505.4, "text": " frosty our candidate cell cauldron goodbye we'll take a goblet let it ramp"}, {"start": 20505.4, "end": 20517.24, "text": " worth copy the dark spear it's more value maybe you're right actually well I"}, {"start": 20517.24, "end": 20520.68, "text": " do need to get this level three or level two rather sooner than later"}, {"start": 20520.68, "end": 20525.88, "text": " because what if I get it level 2 and then I get to make it level 3 I don't"}, {"start": 20525.88, "end": 20529.24, "text": " know I can just get that level 3 first"}, {"start": 20532.52, "end": 20537.88, "text": " it was level the cobalt spear for now wait oh no I don't have that combined to"}, {"start": 20537.88, "end": 20545.08, "text": " bullshit yet roll another witch belt another spear I don't think I sacked"}, {"start": 20545.08, "end": 20549.72, "text": " the spear yet I think I win without doing that and I should wait for it to"}, {"start": 20549.72, "end": 20555.16, "text": " level. Another moon spear for 10 gold plus does it take the multicast as well?"}, {"start": 20558.600000000002, "end": 20559.32, "text": " No it doesn't."}, {"start": 20564.2, "end": 20565.16, "text": " Still worth it though."}, {"start": 20565.16, "end": 20586.54, "text": " Is that a spear? No. Magic 40 gold? I think I might freeze this page. That's not a spear"}, {"start": 20586.54, "end": 20594.44, "text": " because it also has a sapphire amulet here. Why are you so obsessed with potions? They"}, {"start": 20594.44, "end": 20615.32, "text": " do literally nothing. You're right. Minus point two cool down. Think we like that? Yeah,"}, {"start": 20615.32, "end": 20617.32, "text": " Good"}, {"start": 20620.76, "end": 20623.6, "text": " If I lose this I'll be upset especially if it's close"}, {"start": 20623.6, "end": 20629.16, "text": " I don't have my crit book in because I'm assuming I don't need it and I'm just trying to make a little bit more gold I"}, {"start": 20631.84, "end": 20633.84, "text": " Might be greedy here"}, {"start": 20634.84, "end": 20637.82, "text": " But fatigue might be on my side because I have more health right now"}, {"start": 20638.92, "end": 20640.92, "text": " Now I lose GG"}, {"start": 20641.6, "end": 20643.6, "text": " Does he take reduced damage or something"}, {"start": 20645.32, "end": 20647.32, "text": " What is going on?"}, {"start": 20652.0, "end": 20655.94, "text": " Is it his dragon orb or something? I don't know. Oh, is Amethyst Bo-Healing? I don't know."}, {"start": 20658.12, "end": 20660.12, "text": " Well, my fault."}, {"start": 20661.16, "end": 20667.46, "text": " Got another one of those. I don't think I buy this crystal spear. It's not worth it. It's more of a bleed applyer, not base damage."}, {"start": 20675.32, "end": 20681.66, "text": " Okay, big things need to start happening here."}, {"start": 20681.66, "end": 20686.42, "text": " Another crystal spear, horn, ehh."}, {"start": 20686.42, "end": 20691.82, "text": " How the fuck?"}, {"start": 20691.82, "end": 20693.46, "text": " I need one more cobalt spear."}, {"start": 20693.46, "end": 20697.579999999998, "text": " God damn it."}, {"start": 20697.579999999998, "end": 20705.14, "text": " Okay, we're gonna throw in my necklace at this point."}, {"start": 20705.14, "end": 20709.14, "text": " Trigger Jason Shields, fuck that, scroll."}, {"start": 20709.14, "end": 20710.14, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 20710.14, "end": 20714.14, "text": " So we're gonna take this, now it's level 2."}, {"start": 20714.14, "end": 20715.14, "text": " Now..."}, {"start": 20715.14, "end": 20719.14, "text": " I'm an idiot."}, {"start": 20719.14, "end": 20723.14, "text": " I meant to swap their position, not sacrifice it."}, {"start": 20723.14, "end": 20725.14, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 20725.14, "end": 20731.14, "text": " Well now I can't make copies of it."}, {"start": 20731.14, "end": 20733.14, "text": " Fuck me."}, {"start": 20733.14, "end": 20748.98, "text": " maybe I'll find another one I don't know that sucks I mean what spear should be I"}, {"start": 20748.98, "end": 20755.34, "text": " guess I'll make copies of the topaz spear you know something unless I find"}, {"start": 20755.34, "end": 20761.1, "text": " another spear in here another gobby take that this one sells for 25 10 okay"}, {"start": 20761.100000000002, "end": 20771.980000000003, "text": " barely skilled. Give the item about plus one bonus multicast increase okay. Eight copies of itself."}, {"start": 20773.02, "end": 20780.22, "text": " True actually. I'm pretty sure it has pretty high base damage so I think oh my god fucking."}, {"start": 20784.38, "end": 20789.980000000003, "text": " I think I'd prefer to actually make copies to sack yeah it cannot eat itself."}, {"start": 20791.100000000002, "end": 20793.100000000002, "text": " Can it not?"}, {"start": 20794.72, "end": 20803.500000000004, "text": " You can't sac the same spear, okay, and I'll take more of those. I don't surely I find another spear. Okay, that's maxed out bang spear"}, {"start": 20809.780000000002, "end": 20815.54, "text": " Hits for 15 magic none of these are good for me meet his diary"}, {"start": 20815.54, "end": 20839.940000000002, "text": " But what the hell would I put in? I don't think this is a play."}, {"start": 20839.94, "end": 20840.94, "text": " No spears."}, {"start": 20840.94, "end": 20849.059999999998, "text": " Where the fuck are the spears?"}, {"start": 20849.059999999998, "end": 20850.059999999998, "text": " Silver lance."}, {"start": 20850.059999999998, "end": 20852.059999999998, "text": " Can sack that thing."}, {"start": 20852.059999999998, "end": 20854.5, "text": " Fucking dammit."}, {"start": 20854.5, "end": 20857.699999999997, "text": " I mean, surely- ooooh."}, {"start": 20857.699999999997, "end": 20859.219999999998, "text": " There's another nightfall."}, {"start": 20859.219999999998, "end": 20861.02, "text": " Out fucking time."}, {"start": 20861.02, "end": 20863.62, "text": " Also Skybolt sells for, or it does 50."}, {"start": 20863.62, "end": 20865.78, "text": " This is a good page for me."}, {"start": 20865.78, "end": 20866.78, "text": " Block that."}, {"start": 20866.78, "end": 20869.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, this is also a spear."}, {"start": 20869.38, "end": 20877.48, "text": " didn't realize. Alright, surely I win. I mean, it's hitting for 507. Sell the horn?"}, {"start": 20877.48, "end": 20889.04, "text": " Oh, well, fuck me. Big hits, massive hits, bang! Boom! Pow! Oh, what? Here we go, goodness."}, {"start": 20889.04, "end": 20893.24, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 20893.24, "end": 20901.760000000002, "text": " I'll take three lucky rerolls, enter the shop."}, {"start": 20901.760000000002, "end": 20903.260000000002, "text": " And it's on sale."}, {"start": 20903.260000000002, "end": 20905.440000000002, "text": " Dang, dang."}, {"start": 20905.440000000002, "end": 20906.440000000002, "text": " Open this."}, {"start": 20906.440000000002, "end": 20909.920000000002, "text": " Another thing to sell."}, {"start": 20909.920000000002, "end": 20913.440000000002, "text": " Sell, sell."}, {"start": 20913.440000000002, "end": 20918.84, "text": " I think I just sac- oh I don't think I- how much does it- goes to 100 plus 50?"}, {"start": 20918.84, "end": 20924.38, "text": " That's pretty good value. I think I sacked this get out of here. I"}, {"start": 20927.98, "end": 20934.74, "text": " Think I want to keep ramping this bad boy, and then we sell this or sack it rather"}, {"start": 20944.82, "end": 20946.82, "text": " Sure"}, {"start": 20948.84, "end": 20954.88, "text": " Okay, Mother Spearbook."}, {"start": 20954.88, "end": 20961.64, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 20961.64, "end": 20964.28, "text": " Magic Flame on this."}, {"start": 20964.28, "end": 20967.4, "text": " Use on an item to gain a plain copy of it."}, {"start": 20967.4, "end": 20970.28, "text": " This could be good, and I'd do the Spearbook, right?"}, {"start": 20970.28, "end": 20974.88, "text": " That's gotta be what I do here."}, {"start": 20974.88, "end": 20976.4, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 20976.4, "end": 20985.08, "text": " On trigger gain 2 playing copies and I'll get 4."}, {"start": 20985.08, "end": 20991.56, "text": " And I'm just farming spears."}, {"start": 20991.56, "end": 20993.56, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 20993.56, "end": 20995.760000000002, "text": " Contains something red."}, {"start": 20995.760000000002, "end": 21000.120000000003, "text": " Okay, plus 3 damage and improve future candy."}, {"start": 21000.12, "end": 21005.92, "text": " I feel like I do the improved candy."}, {"start": 21005.92, "end": 21014.239999999998, "text": " Sorry, I've combat gained two random dark items."}, {"start": 21014.239999999998, "end": 21017.76, "text": " Neck?"}, {"start": 21017.76, "end": 21021.6, "text": " Neck over what?"}, {"start": 21021.6, "end": 21028.48, "text": " Okay, so I'll just take this and I swap out."}, {"start": 21028.48, "end": 21033.6, "text": " I guess this dagger? Yeah. Sell the dagger. Let's buy this."}, {"start": 21038.04, "end": 21039.2, "text": " Okay, I'm just gonna sell that."}, {"start": 21041.52, "end": 21042.399999999998, "text": " God, fuck."}, {"start": 21045.36, "end": 21046.239999999998, "text": " Fuck it, buy him all."}, {"start": 21050.2, "end": 21050.7, "text": " Sell."}, {"start": 21053.0, "end": 21054.04, "text": " Plus three, damn."}, {"start": 21054.88, "end": 21058.04, "text": " Transform it into a random item of the same rarity."}, {"start": 21058.48, "end": 21065.399999999998, "text": " Plus three shield, sure shield."}, {"start": 21065.399999999998, "end": 21072.44, "text": " Start of combat game plus five bonus multicast."}, {"start": 21072.44, "end": 21075.48, "text": " To sell angle I think."}, {"start": 21075.48, "end": 21076.48, "text": " Sell."}, {"start": 21076.48, "end": 21081.12, "text": " Ooh, hold on."}, {"start": 21081.12, "end": 21086.32, "text": " You can give an item the crystal tag."}, {"start": 21086.32, "end": 21091.56, "text": " There is an item that triggers the crystal item to the left."}, {"start": 21091.56, "end": 21104.68, "text": " I could put the crystal tag on my spear and then take that necklace over the cursed garnet."}, {"start": 21104.68, "end": 21105.68, "text": " Pot the book?"}, {"start": 21105.68, "end": 21110.68, "text": " No, I don't think I pot the book."}, {"start": 21110.68, "end": 21115.16, "text": " It has charges."}, {"start": 21115.16, "end": 21122.16, "text": " I don't think it would work."}, {"start": 21122.16, "end": 21125.16, "text": " No, I turned this spear into crystal."}, {"start": 21125.16, "end": 21134.66, "text": " Uh, gain some shields, sell this, sell that, sell that."}, {"start": 21134.66, "end": 21135.86, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 21135.86, "end": 21139.56, "text": " Dig. Love that."}, {"start": 21139.56, "end": 21142.66, "text": " Dig this shield to sell."}, {"start": 21142.66, "end": 21144.66, "text": " I'm looking for that crystal amulet now."}, {"start": 21151.66, "end": 21152.66, "text": " Amongst other stuff."}, {"start": 21158.66, "end": 21160.66, "text": " Nightquail to grow the spear more?"}, {"start": 21160.66, "end": 21162.66, "text": " Oh, the- yeah, that could be good too."}, {"start": 21163.66, "end": 21164.66, "text": " Both are good."}, {"start": 21164.66, "end": 21168.66, "text": " I could drop the hook, but then I don't have money, but I guess I don't need money anymore?"}, {"start": 21172.66, "end": 21179.66, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21179.66, "end": 21191.1, "text": " Ah, damn it."}, {"start": 21191.1, "end": 21194.46, "text": " Your start of combat effects trigger an additional time."}, {"start": 21194.46, "end": 21205.579999999998, "text": " Maybe I buy this just for now."}, {"start": 21205.579999999998, "end": 21206.579999999998, "text": " Curse necklace is money."}, {"start": 21206.579999999998, "end": 21207.579999999998, "text": " It is, yeah."}, {"start": 21207.579999999998, "end": 21212.46, "text": " Ahhhh, fuck it."}, {"start": 21212.46, "end": 21213.46, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 21213.46, "end": 21223.26, "text": " Okay, use on an item to give the dark tag."}, {"start": 21223.260000000002, "end": 21225.260000000002, "text": " I mean, I'll just fucking throw that there. Fuck it."}, {"start": 21229.260000000002, "end": 21229.760000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21231.260000000002, "end": 21235.760000000002, "text": " I feel like I could take another dark essence. Isn't there a necklace that triggers all your dark items?"}, {"start": 21236.06, "end": 21237.760000000002, "text": " Now I don't need that crystal shit."}, {"start": 21238.06, "end": 21240.460000000003, "text": " But I could also put dark on something else."}, {"start": 21249.460000000003, "end": 21249.960000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21249.96, "end": 21255.059999999998, "text": " fuck the storm tag I don't want holy tag"}, {"start": 21255.059999999998, "end": 21259.02, "text": " I don't think I want crystal anymore"}, {"start": 21259.02, "end": 21266.02, "text": " I think I just hang on to dark for now"}, {"start": 21266.02, "end": 21277.02, "text": " I guess moon? I don't know I doubt it's gonna have a thing though"}, {"start": 21277.02, "end": 21279.14, "text": " Like oh shit, wait a second"}, {"start": 21281.06, "end": 21283.06, "text": " You know what I could do I"}, {"start": 21283.52, "end": 21288.2, "text": " Could get the moon necklace that permanently gives a bunch of items multicast"}, {"start": 21289.54, "end": 21294.96, "text": " And then I could put the dark essence on them. I could do some crazy shit. I could be crazy shit"}, {"start": 21298.56, "end": 21304.32, "text": " It's also the shield fuck there's so many things to do I gotta keep sacking spears I need more spears"}, {"start": 21304.32, "end": 21309.4, "text": " Another nightfall? I don't know if that's worth the money."}, {"start": 21309.4, "end": 21312.52, "text": " There's the Cutlass, but I don't think I care."}, {"start": 21312.52, "end": 21316.52, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 21316.52, "end": 21325.84, "text": " Start of combat, give your moon items, plus one bonus multicast."}, {"start": 21325.84, "end": 21331.239999999998, "text": " Yeah, moon staff could be a play here."}, {"start": 21331.24, "end": 21347.88, "text": " But I have to get this to level 3."}, {"start": 21347.88, "end": 21361.920000000002, "text": " Actually, I don't have to."}, {"start": 21361.920000000002, "end": 21363.4, "text": " What do y'all think I drop here?"}, {"start": 21363.4, "end": 21372.280000000002, "text": " Do I drop the hook or do I drop the cursed garnet?"}, {"start": 21372.280000000002, "end": 21373.780000000002, "text": " The hook?"}, {"start": 21373.78, "end": 21380.78, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 21380.78, "end": 21383.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21383.78, "end": 21396.78, "text": " I'm wondering if I want to go for a buy a nightfall here."}, {"start": 21396.78, "end": 21401.78, "text": " Is that worth it?"}, {"start": 21401.78, "end": 21419.34, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 21419.34, "end": 21420.34, "text": " Another cobalt spear."}, {"start": 21420.34, "end": 21421.34, "text": " I don't think I care."}, {"start": 21421.34, "end": 21423.34, "text": " No, I can't do anything with that."}, {"start": 21434.34, "end": 21436.34, "text": " That's pretty good to have."}, {"start": 21441.34, "end": 21444.34, "text": " Could be that. Might scale a little bit. Plus 50 damage."}, {"start": 21444.34, "end": 21446.34, "text": " Excellent."}, {"start": 21446.34, "end": 21449.34, "text": " You need to feed spears into your spear. I'm aware."}, {"start": 21451.34, "end": 21465.5, "text": " But you aren't buying any."}, {"start": 21465.5, "end": 21467.94, "text": " Tell me about this one, the 10 damage?"}, {"start": 21467.94, "end": 21472.26, "text": " I guess it's plus 40."}, {"start": 21472.26, "end": 21473.26, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 21473.26, "end": 21474.26, "text": " Sacked."}, {"start": 21474.26, "end": 21479.3, "text": " I'm also trying to ramp this fucker up so I can sacrifice it."}, {"start": 21479.3, "end": 21483.8, "text": " Oh, another one of these."}, {"start": 21483.8, "end": 21490.079999999998, "text": " Not on sale, though, ouchy."}, {"start": 21490.079999999998, "end": 21491.719999999998, "text": " Buy this, sack it."}, {"start": 21491.719999999998, "end": 21495.559999999998, "text": " Missed Amber, I don't think I'm doing Amber anymore."}, {"start": 21495.559999999998, "end": 21505.8, "text": " All right, leave, fight, dead."}, {"start": 21505.8, "end": 21512.6, "text": " Trigger, trigger your start of combat items."}, {"start": 21512.6, "end": 21516.0, "text": " Is there a trigger dark?"}, {"start": 21516.0, "end": 21518.0, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 21518.0, "end": 21526.52, "text": " That's an axe."}, {"start": 21526.52, "end": 21530.28, "text": " Is it dark orb?"}, {"start": 21530.28, "end": 21533.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21533.28, "end": 21535.28, "text": " Give an item plus eight poison."}, {"start": 21535.28, "end": 21538.239999999998, "text": " All right, sure. Sell that."}, {"start": 21541.36, "end": 21543.36, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21548.16, "end": 21552.16, "text": " I think I keep farming this. I don't know. I don't really want to sack the spirit or this spirit yet at least."}, {"start": 21553.68, "end": 21555.68, "text": " Okay, Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 21565.28, "end": 21572.28, "text": " 15 damn? Sure."}, {"start": 21572.28, "end": 21577.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21577.28, "end": 21583.28, "text": " Leave shop, keep going."}, {"start": 21583.28, "end": 21588.28, "text": " Whoo!"}, {"start": 21588.28, "end": 21590.28, "text": " Leave shot. Keep going."}, {"start": 21594.199999999997, "end": 21595.32, "text": " Whoo."}, {"start": 21595.32, "end": 21603.039999999997, "text": " Alright, two shot him. I really got to reduce the cooldown of this Cobalt spear. I need the time reduction or CD reduction potions."}, {"start": 21604.12, "end": 21606.12, "text": " Give it burn. Why not?"}, {"start": 21606.36, "end": 21609.48, "text": " 25% crit chance. Does that do shit for me?"}, {"start": 21610.84, "end": 21614.399999999998, "text": " Oh, I'm actually not maxed out on crit chance. Okay, I mean I'll be soon."}, {"start": 21618.28, "end": 21646.399999999998, "text": " Can you over crit? No, not unless you have the horn. The horn is the only thing that"}, {"start": 21646.4, "end": 21656.780000000002, "text": " enables over-coding. I'm thinking I actually just used Nyquil. Your start of"}, {"start": 21656.780000000002, "end": 21661.52, "text": " combat effects trigger an extra time and I take out the sapphire amulet. It doesn't"}, {"start": 21661.52, "end": 21667.960000000003, "text": " prove my crits from X2 to X5. But this helps me farm more by ramping this"}, {"start": 21667.96, "end": 21670.6, "text": " This bitch. Crystal neck?"}, {"start": 21670.6, "end": 21671.92, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 21674.32, "end": 21676.559999999998, "text": " Yeah, fuck it. I think it's crystal neck."}, {"start": 21677.44, "end": 21681.12, "text": " So over it. There's two of them. Yeah, this whole dark bullshit. I'm over it."}, {"start": 21681.92, "end": 21683.52, "text": " I'm gonna get an amber."}, {"start": 21684.76, "end": 21686.76, "text": " I'm gonna rearrange as well."}, {"start": 21686.76, "end": 21691.559999999998, "text": " Uh, that means this has to go down here. Spear goes there."}, {"start": 21692.28, "end": 21694.28, "text": " Amber has to go up here."}, {"start": 21697.96, "end": 21699.96, "text": " That looks okay."}, {"start": 21705.079999999998, "end": 21707.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, that's fine."}, {"start": 21720.239999999998, "end": 21722.239999999998, "text": " I guess I sack."}, {"start": 21722.24, "end": 21726.88, "text": " The question, I don't know if I sack these spears, I think I keep making them, they'll"}, {"start": 21726.88, "end": 21734.08, "text": " form into level 1, and then I sack this nightfall, by the time it's like level 2."}, {"start": 21734.08, "end": 21737.320000000003, "text": " There's no way I lose, I don't see it happening."}, {"start": 21737.320000000003, "end": 21740.36, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 21740.36, "end": 21744.320000000003, "text": " Okay, he's dead."}, {"start": 21744.320000000003, "end": 21747.480000000003, "text": " Endless mode, enter the shop."}, {"start": 21747.48, "end": 21752.48, "text": " Oh the problem is I'm not making spears."}, {"start": 21752.48, "end": 21755.48, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 21762.48, "end": 21765.48, "text": " Yeah they're just dying too fucking fast."}, {"start": 21765.48, "end": 21768.48, "text": " So I can't actually ramp."}, {"start": 21772.48, "end": 21775.48, "text": " Yeah I don't think I'll be able to use this dark spear shit."}, {"start": 21775.48, "end": 21783.48, "text": " At this point, I think it's just gonna have to be a farm income and just buy spears."}, {"start": 21783.48, "end": 21801.079999999998, "text": " I think that's the only way to really do this."}, {"start": 21801.08, "end": 21804.320000000003, "text": " Yeah, so use the neck over the book."}, {"start": 21804.320000000003, "end": 21807.160000000003, "text": " Yeah, I think so, actually."}, {"start": 21811.120000000003, "end": 21815.320000000003, "text": " Or maybe the dark neck that triggers start of battle items,"}, {"start": 21815.320000000003, "end": 21817.260000000002, "text": " that would kind of ramp up the spear."}, {"start": 21823.04, "end": 21825.960000000003, "text": " In that case, you can stack every spear you have pretty much."}, {"start": 21825.960000000003, "end": 21827.480000000003, "text": " And eat it, by the way,"}, {"start": 21827.480000000003, "end": 21829.72, "text": " is to use the vial on the pleb spear."}, {"start": 21831.08, "end": 21832.120000000003, "text": " And then eat it."}, {"start": 21832.88, "end": 21836.320000000003, "text": " Ooooooohh, I didn't even think about that, cause it..."}, {"start": 21837.920000000002, "end": 21841.920000000002, "text": " Consumes the cane four times their damage, so using plus damage is..."}, {"start": 21841.920000000002, "end": 21843.2, "text": " You're fuckin' right."}, {"start": 21847.08, "end": 21847.88, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 21852.760000000002, "end": 21853.88, "text": " Let me roll a bit more."}, {"start": 21854.920000000002, "end": 21855.420000000002, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 21855.420000000002, "end": 21860.7, "text": " And a gold get one burn"}, {"start": 21871.300000000003, "end": 21873.300000000003, "text": " Do something like that"}, {"start": 21881.18, "end": 21884.54, "text": " Hey another storm spear let's freeze it and let's go"}, {"start": 21886.08, "end": 21891.280000000002, "text": " See if I one-shot this guy 24,000 HP. Yes, I do"}, {"start": 21908.500000000004, "end": 21910.980000000003, "text": " Sorry of combats trigger an additional time"}, {"start": 21910.98, "end": 21915.26, "text": " So this is what I'm thinking about bringing on because that way I can ramp up my nightfall"}, {"start": 21917.14, "end": 21923.78, "text": " The bottom spears doing nothing yet it doesn't it's just gaining damage for me to sack into my cobalt spear"}, {"start": 21925.54, "end": 21927.54, "text": " It would literally double the damage of it"}, {"start": 21933.739999999998, "end": 21940.22, "text": " The other one this one well, this isn't a spear give your moon items plus one multicast"}, {"start": 21940.98, "end": 21948.26, "text": " that that gives my cobalt spear multicast because it has a moon tag on it"}, {"start": 21948.26, "end": 21957.12, "text": " but the quote on his fake is y'all don't know what's going on gain some"}, {"start": 21957.12, "end": 21963.78, "text": " re-rolls plus two burn yeah I kind of like this thing to just ramp up this one"}, {"start": 21963.78, "end": 21978.14, "text": " dark spear by this book or a thingamajig nut book roll again another nightfall"}, {"start": 21978.14, "end": 21984.34, "text": " I'm gonna sell this I know I'm not using that anymore honestly fuck this ah too"}, {"start": 21984.34, "end": 21992.699999999997, "text": " random maybe I get dark spears but I doubt it no I don't excellent"}, {"start": 21993.78, "end": 22002.14, "text": " Oh, this is Seven Second CDs."}, {"start": 22002.14, "end": 22007.899999999998, "text": " Oh, I thought it was Start of Battle, Make Some Trigger Again."}, {"start": 22007.899999999998, "end": 22009.739999999998, "text": " That's a different Dark Necklace."}, {"start": 22009.739999999998, "end": 22012.3, "text": " There's another one of these, nice."}, {"start": 22012.3, "end": 22014.059999999998, "text": " I like that spear."}, {"start": 22014.059999999998, "end": 22016.98, "text": " I really like Noble Spear."}, {"start": 22016.98, "end": 22017.98, "text": " It's a passive."}, {"start": 22017.98, "end": 22020.14, "text": " Okay, so it does proc."}, {"start": 22020.14, "end": 22023.02, "text": " Okay, y'all need to shut up."}, {"start": 22023.02, "end": 22028.02, "text": " dead instantly jesus fuck"}, {"start": 22028.02, "end": 22031.5, "text": " okay we buy that"}, {"start": 22031.5, "end": 22036.82, "text": " rearrange things sack this plus 10 income"}, {"start": 22036.82, "end": 22041.9, "text": " give something plus 3 heal poison give something plus 3 damage"}, {"start": 22041.9, "end": 22045.7, "text": " I guess I'll throw it on this spear for now"}, {"start": 22045.7, "end": 22049.74, "text": " gain some gold buy this spear"}, {"start": 22049.74, "end": 22051.34, "text": " Sack it. Roll."}, {"start": 22052.34, "end": 22054.34, "text": " By this, now this is level one."}, {"start": 22055.24, "end": 22056.04, "text": " So..."}, {"start": 22057.140000000003, "end": 22060.24, "text": " When I get this level two, I think I swap it out."}, {"start": 22060.440000000002, "end": 22062.24, "text": " I sack this one and I put the new one in."}, {"start": 22069.940000000002, "end": 22071.04, "text": " Take this crystal."}, {"start": 22072.440000000002, "end": 22073.54, "text": " Take another crystal."}, {"start": 22074.440000000002, "end": 22075.34, "text": " Take that. Ooh."}, {"start": 22075.74, "end": 22077.440000000002, "text": " Expensive spear. Arcane Frosty."}, {"start": 22077.440000000002, "end": 22078.54, "text": " Ugh, I broke."}, {"start": 22079.74, "end": 22093.08, "text": " You honestly need defense more than damage you think I really need more moon veils"}, {"start": 22103.08, "end": 22108.5, "text": " I'm not gonna fucking freeze that this guy dies. He's dead close"}, {"start": 22109.74, "end": 22115.38, "text": " I really got to reduce this to one second cooldown I almost lost because of that"}, {"start": 22117.58, "end": 22124.0, "text": " Like I one shot them almost like the wrong thing, but I attack slower"}, {"start": 22132.66, "end": 22134.66, "text": " My luck is also very low"}, {"start": 22139.74, "end": 22152.780000000002, "text": " Okay, another Dark Spear."}, {"start": 22152.780000000002, "end": 22153.780000000002, "text": " Is Amber even Trigger?"}, {"start": 22153.780000000002, "end": 22154.780000000002, "text": " Yeah, good point."}, {"start": 22154.780000000002, "end": 22155.780000000002, "text": " I don't think it does."}, {"start": 22155.780000000002, "end": 22156.780000000002, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 22156.78, "end": 22184.12, "text": " That's worth it, it's on sale."}, {"start": 22184.12, "end": 22208.039999999997, "text": " again I like this neck another spear in place of the amber that's actually a good"}, {"start": 22208.04, "end": 22216.2, "text": " idea is it that I'm already one-shotting I don't know I mean it is ramp like this"}, {"start": 22216.2, "end": 22219.32, "text": " thing doesn't even proc no"}, {"start": 22224.920000000002, "end": 22230.56, "text": " okay let's see your increase shock damn give something plus three dams smack it"}, {"start": 22230.56, "end": 22239.68, "text": " there. Burn, whatever, XP, re-rolls, 10% crit chance. I'm not even max crit chance on this thing, geez."}, {"start": 22242.800000000003, "end": 22247.52, "text": " This gives it the crystal tag, arcane tag, frosty tag, how many fucking..."}, {"start": 22250.56, "end": 22255.760000000002, "text": " Dreamcatcher? Well, Dreamcatcher is a five-second CD, it will never proc. But yeah, if you can get it early."}, {"start": 22255.760000000002, "end": 22268.36, "text": " I want to buy that, so bad, fuck."}, {"start": 22268.36, "end": 22269.36, "text": " Freeze it."}, {"start": 22269.36, "end": 22270.36, "text": " Fight."}, {"start": 22270.36, "end": 22271.36, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 22271.36, "end": 22285.2, "text": " 232,000 HP, by the way."}, {"start": 22285.2, "end": 22294.8, "text": " to the right has unlimited charges. He got 56 potions out of that. So his build is basically"}, {"start": 22294.8, "end": 22305.32, "text": " level 3 protector here. So he's got triple shield, this gives max HP. Yeah, I mean, I"}, {"start": 22305.32, "end": 22313.32, "text": " almost won. I would have won if I sacked my spear. So I need to sack my spear now."}, {"start": 22313.32, "end": 22315.72, "text": " I'm at that point where I can't ramp it that hard."}, {"start": 22315.72, "end": 22316.82, "text": " It's at a thousand."}, {"start": 22318.32, "end": 22320.32, "text": " Right now this spear hits for twenty eight hundred."}, {"start": 22321.42, "end": 22323.02, "text": " Now it hits for seven thousand."}, {"start": 22323.52, "end": 22324.52, "text": " It's time to all in."}, {"start": 22326.02, "end": 22327.62, "text": " And we can put this spear here."}, {"start": 22327.62, "end": 22328.72, "text": " If I get another one, it's good."}, {"start": 22339.22, "end": 22340.22, "text": " Two twenty."}, {"start": 22340.42, "end": 22341.52, "text": " Wow, look at that crit chance."}, {"start": 22341.52, "end": 22342.02, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 22343.32, "end": 22348.82, "text": " Okay, this is a good page."}, {"start": 22348.82, "end": 22356.72, "text": " Uh, this is a really good page to have."}, {"start": 22356.72, "end": 22364.96, "text": " Alright, let's rearrange."}, {"start": 22364.96, "end": 22373.28, "text": " I also have the value potion, so if I see the 200 gold potion, I'll be able to get"}, {"start": 22373.28, "end": 22383.199999999997, "text": " what I actually buy it that's nice minus point to CD which I reduce the cool"}, {"start": 22383.199999999997, "end": 22389.92, "text": " down of my amber to one second or my cobalt spear"}, {"start": 22391.199999999997, "end": 22398.64, "text": " speed so obviously it's more damage by reducing the amber but the triggers it"}, {"start": 22398.64, "end": 22402.48, "text": " twice right but the fact is that three points I need to get this to one"}, {"start": 22402.48, "end": 22409.54, "text": " ASAP that way I can just boom massive hit this will get there quicker so I think"}, {"start": 22409.54, "end": 22412.48, "text": " I just have to zug that one"}, {"start": 22412.48, "end": 22420.48, "text": " ffff"}, {"start": 22420.48, "end": 22428.48, "text": " ffff"}, {"start": 22428.48, "end": 22430.48, "text": " ffff"}, {"start": 22430.48, "end": 22432.48, "text": " ffff"}, {"start": 22432.48, "end": 22436.48, "text": " ffff"}, {"start": 22436.48, "end": 22440.48, "text": " ffff"}, {"start": 22440.48, "end": 22451.6, "text": " That never procs. Wow. Okay, fuck it. Sell the gauntlet by this."}, {"start": 22451.600000000002, "end": 22476.760000000002, "text": " I'm not even sure what exactly I want lucky three random items are free huh well that's"}, {"start": 22476.760000000002, "end": 22485.640000000003, "text": " a spear so we'll take that and sack it. Trash. But keep in mind they don't sell. I can't"}, {"start": 22485.640000000003, "end": 22490.08, "text": " buy them and sell them back it doesn't work. When you sell items I think it remembers how"}, {"start": 22490.08, "end": 22497.480000000003, "text": " much you bought it for. So if you buy it for zero you're selling it for zero. Sell"}, {"start": 22497.48, "end": 22508.079999999998, "text": " next round I think it actually remembers actually she's bought it to task or"}, {"start": 22508.079999999998, "end": 22524.56, "text": " whatever okay another witch belt I want to move these pots they're fucking"}, {"start": 22524.56, "end": 22542.120000000003, "text": " pissing me off. I really want a 200 gold potion. That's what I really need here. This is good."}, {"start": 22542.120000000003, "end": 22547.800000000003, "text": " How to get it though? Sell that for what? 10 gold? That puts me to 30. I could value"}, {"start": 22547.8, "end": 22554.88, "text": " potion it surely I don't need two of these right that's got to be decent value"}, {"start": 22554.88, "end": 22557.559999999998, "text": " let's just do it"}, {"start": 22561.84, "end": 22564.36, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 22564.36, "end": 22576.96, "text": " No 200 gold potion, unfortunately."}, {"start": 22576.96, "end": 22579.64, "text": " Rip Curshield, it's gone."}, {"start": 22579.64, "end": 22584.32, "text": " Alright, this is my first run with my fully maxed out spear."}, {"start": 22584.32, "end": 22588.28, "text": " 2.8 second CD, I wish it was 1."}, {"start": 22588.28, "end": 22591.2, "text": " But it doesn't need to be, he's dead instantly."}, {"start": 22591.2, "end": 22608.24, "text": " Shop contains a cursed item, an art crystal."}, {"start": 22608.24, "end": 22617.8, "text": " We'll take that, that gives me more multicast."}, {"start": 22617.8, "end": 22620.760000000002, "text": " Upgrade my amber bullshit, excellent."}, {"start": 22620.760000000002, "end": 22631.56, "text": " this to sell, sell, sell, roll, other gobbie, gain 20 gold, gain 8 gold, gain re-rolls,"}, {"start": 22631.56, "end": 22635.620000000003, "text": " 10% crit chance, now it's maxed."}, {"start": 22635.620000000003, "end": 22637.58, "text": " Leveling up gives me 2000 HP."}, {"start": 22637.58, "end": 22640.38, "text": " I don't know how worth that is."}, {"start": 22640.38, "end": 22643.260000000002, "text": " I guess it's kind of a big deal."}, {"start": 22643.260000000002, "end": 22645.260000000002, "text": " but also giving up, ooh a mirror elixir."}, {"start": 22652.460000000003, "end": 22654.260000000002, "text": " Check your crit chance, it's maxed."}, {"start": 22654.260000000002, "end": 22655.260000000002, "text": " Is it?"}, {"start": 22655.260000000002, "end": 22656.260000000002, "text": " I mean it's 100%"}, {"start": 22656.260000000002, "end": 22658.660000000003, "text": " Oh you're right, I wasn't maxed your fuck."}, {"start": 22659.960000000003, "end": 22661.960000000003, "text": " Mirror elixir is good I think."}, {"start": 22665.460000000003, "end": 22667.86, "text": " Getting more dark spears so I can sack this earlier"}, {"start": 22667.86, "end": 22668.86, "text": " is kinda nice."}, {"start": 22673.260000000002, "end": 22678.140000000003, "text": " but also getting moon staff is nice tough leave shop let's go"}, {"start": 22686.06, "end": 22703.100000000002, "text": " i'm telling you i just need cooldown reduction that's all i need"}, {"start": 22703.260000000002, "end": 22729.820000000003, "text": " I'm going to cry. I've never gotten to do that before. Oh, 200 gold value."}, {"start": 22729.82, "end": 22736.82, "text": " Alright, well, what do I want to upgrade here?"}, {"start": 22736.82, "end": 22743.82, "text": " Trigger the crystal item to the left and permanently give it plus 1 bleed?"}, {"start": 22743.82, "end": 22747.82, "text": " No, that's not that good."}, {"start": 22747.82, "end": 22750.82, "text": " Spear, it gains 8 times their damage and crit."}, {"start": 22750.82, "end": 22757.82, "text": " That's pretty big."}, {"start": 22757.82, "end": 22765.06, "text": " I will say, sort of combat, permanently give your moon items plus 4 multicast."}, {"start": 22765.06, "end": 22772.22, "text": " If I can get my moon veil to 2, which I just need 2 more moon veils, I can then permanently"}, {"start": 22772.22, "end": 22778.86, "text": " give it multicast."}, {"start": 22778.86, "end": 22782.739999999998, "text": " This gives it, instead of taking 4 times their damage and crit, it goes to 8 times"}, {"start": 22782.74, "end": 22789.74, "text": " or damage a crit."}, {"start": 22791.24, "end": 22795.74, "text": " Still have money to roll. True. We'll see."}, {"start": 22795.74, "end": 22799.24, "text": " I need moon veils. Ideally."}, {"start": 22799.24, "end": 22802.04, "text": " We want to max that out too."}, {"start": 22802.04, "end": 22809.04, "text": " They're already one-shotting. If I go against a shield user, I don't one-shot them."}, {"start": 22809.04, "end": 22816.74, "text": " That's good, we want that."}, {"start": 22816.74, "end": 22818.9, "text": " Like I will find some fuck with Emilia health."}, {"start": 22818.9, "end": 22820.06, "text": " I absolutely will."}, {"start": 22820.06, "end": 22821.06, "text": " They're there."}, {"start": 22821.06, "end": 22824.34, "text": " And they're waiting and they're so pumped to find someone who does damage."}, {"start": 22824.34, "end": 22828.34, "text": " Let's see if I can DPS check them."}, {"start": 22828.34, "end": 22830.34, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 22830.34, "end": 22832.14, "text": " Uhhh."}, {"start": 22832.14, "end": 22838.22, "text": " Still no moon veil, huh?"}, {"start": 22838.22, "end": 22843.02, "text": " Man, it is just not in the game, is it?"}, {"start": 22843.02, "end": 22846.100000000002, "text": " It costs 5 gold to reroll now."}, {"start": 22846.100000000002, "end": 22848.300000000003, "text": " Alright, well..."}, {"start": 22848.300000000003, "end": 22853.620000000003, "text": " Ooh, minus 0.2 CD."}, {"start": 22853.620000000003, "end": 22854.620000000003, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 22854.620000000003, "end": 22859.74, "text": " I'm now at 2.6, and 8 gold."}, {"start": 22859.74, "end": 22860.74, "text": " I'm just gonna..."}, {"start": 22860.74, "end": 22864.7, "text": " I think I just knocked this to 3, right?"}, {"start": 22864.7, "end": 22865.7, "text": " Knock it to three."}, {"start": 22868.280000000002, "end": 22871.96, "text": " And do I sacrifice this fucker or do I wait until his..."}, {"start": 22875.46, "end": 22876.46, "text": " Crit neck."}, {"start": 22877.18, "end": 22879.62, "text": " Uh, creature critical strike from X2 to X5."}, {"start": 22879.62, "end": 22882.02, "text": " Level three goes from X2 to X6."}, {"start": 22882.02, "end": 22883.02, "text": " X6."}, {"start": 22883.34, "end": 22886.22, "text": " That doesn't feel like crazy value, actually."}, {"start": 22891.98, "end": 22893.22, "text": " Oh, sack both spears."}, {"start": 22893.22, "end": 22894.56, "text": " These they have to ramp though."}, {"start": 22896.0, "end": 22896.960000000003, "text": " Moon was better."}, {"start": 22897.440000000002, "end": 22899.600000000002, "text": " Well I'm hoping I can find another 200 gold thing."}, {"start": 22899.600000000002, "end": 22900.100000000002, "text": " I-"}, {"start": 22900.100000000002, "end": 22902.18, "text": " It's been a while since I've had this strong of a build."}, {"start": 22902.74, "end": 22906.34, "text": " Where I might actually take it to the like, I don't even, the fucking, to heaven."}, {"start": 22907.420000000002, "end": 22908.24, "text": " To the moon!"}, {"start": 22916.86, "end": 22917.58, "text": " Let's see here."}, {"start": 22918.460000000003, "end": 22919.48, "text": " 7,200."}, {"start": 22920.940000000002, "end": 22922.300000000003, "text": " 7,352, it's not bad."}, {"start": 22923.22, "end": 22930.9, "text": " Yeah, right now this spear is at 613, but every single time I play, it gains 150 damage"}, {"start": 22930.9, "end": 22937.18, "text": " because it procs, and then this, oh, this makes it proc 2 extra times, so it's actually..."}, {"start": 22937.18, "end": 22946.66, "text": " ...plus 225 damage."}, {"start": 22946.66, "end": 22949.58, "text": " Let's go leave, uh, let's just keep farming here."}, {"start": 22949.58, "end": 22963.7, "text": " I don't think I even give a shit about the topaz spears anymore."}, {"start": 22963.7, "end": 22967.660000000003, "text": " I'd rather just roll and get more light nightfalls."}, {"start": 22967.660000000003, "end": 22977.940000000002, "text": " Straight up."}, {"start": 22977.94, "end": 22981.899999999998, "text": " I get the potion where I can increase the odds of it popping up in the inventory"}, {"start": 22982.5, "end": 22987.739999999998, "text": " Give it plus four damage and 15% crit. We throw that here as I sack it later"}, {"start": 22989.539999999997, "end": 22991.539999999997, "text": " These suck"}, {"start": 22991.98, "end": 22997.1, "text": " Big goblet don't use that mirror elixir is good. We'll take that especially on sale"}, {"start": 22999.46, "end": 23002.46, "text": " Yes, we want to max that out we have a chest let's open it"}, {"start": 23003.66, "end": 23005.66, "text": " It's shit"}, {"start": 23005.66, "end": 23007.66, "text": " sell this"}, {"start": 23007.94, "end": 23013.739999999998, "text": " Oh, I have two mirror elixirs, by the way."}, {"start": 23013.739999999998, "end": 23014.739999999998, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 23014.739999999998, "end": 23018.899999999998, "text": " Use mirror on the moon."}, {"start": 23018.899999999998, "end": 23025.62, "text": " If I get one more moon, I could get this motherfucker to level two."}, {"start": 23025.62, "end": 23027.46, "text": " Mirroring it twice wouldn't be enough."}, {"start": 23027.46, "end": 23032.059999999998, "text": " Uh, but I can roll for another one."}, {"start": 23032.059999999998, "end": 23033.059999999998, "text": " And I did."}, {"start": 23033.059999999998, "end": 23034.059999999998, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 23034.06, "end": 23050.440000000002, "text": " copy neck stupid like I said would be done let's keep rolling we'll see what"}, {"start": 23050.440000000002, "end": 23057.640000000003, "text": " else I get okay there's another moon veil right there so let's do this we're"}, {"start": 23057.64, "end": 23066.88, "text": " gonna buy this moon veil copy it now it's level two I don't know if I want to"}, {"start": 23066.88, "end": 23071.76, "text": " copy a mirror elixir on this neck the next nothing expensive"}, {"start": 23071.760000000002, "end": 23090.88, "text": " plus eight heal sure you do well as sooner I can get this spear to level"}, {"start": 23090.88, "end": 23098.120000000003, "text": " two the sooner I can sack this spear Sam saying I feel like I'm gonna see"}, {"start": 23098.12, "end": 23104.76, "text": " another night will at some point oh but you're right the necklace scales you're"}, {"start": 23104.76, "end": 23110.719999999998, "text": " fucking right I getting this sooner is a big deal whatever I see what you're"}, {"start": 23110.719999999998, "end": 23118.559999999998, "text": " saying you gross yuck I don't think I give a shit about anything here skips"}, {"start": 23118.56, "end": 23124.56, "text": " I leveled, why not?"}, {"start": 23124.56, "end": 23126.56, "text": " You."}, {"start": 23126.56, "end": 23127.56, "text": " Let's leave."}, {"start": 23127.56, "end": 23128.56, "text": " Spear."}, {"start": 23128.56, "end": 23129.56, "text": " Sales Spears."}, {"start": 23129.56, "end": 23132.56, "text": " Not a big deal, guys."}, {"start": 23132.56, "end": 23134.120000000003, "text": " They suck."}, {"start": 23134.120000000003, "end": 23135.960000000003, "text": " They're not a lot of damage."}, {"start": 23135.960000000003, "end": 23139.84, "text": " It's better to save up and spam re-roll and get nightfalls."}, {"start": 23139.84, "end": 23147.600000000002, "text": " It is so much more damage."}, {"start": 23147.600000000002, "end": 23156.000000000004, "text": " Hp jackass it's 8x okay, so plus 80 but like if I can set this spear right now is gaining"}, {"start": 23156.000000000004, "end": 23158.72, "text": " 300 damage per turn"}, {"start": 23165.280000000002, "end": 23167.36, "text": " I mean I fine skybolt what is that"}, {"start": 23167.36, "end": 23176.96, "text": " plus 400 for 40 gold or do I re-roll and try and get potions that reduce the"}, {"start": 23176.96, "end": 23180.440000000002, "text": " cooldown to one second so that I don't get one shot"}, {"start": 23180.440000000002, "end": 23183.24, "text": " imagine I go against someone with the same build and their spear is a one"}, {"start": 23183.24, "end": 23190.36, "text": " second CD okay that's okay hold on well this is worth it completely worth"}, {"start": 23190.36, "end": 23194.08, "text": " it best spear I can possibly get"}, {"start": 23197.36, "end": 23214.440000000002, "text": " The others are not, fuck you."}, {"start": 23214.440000000002, "end": 23216.600000000002, "text": " Another witch belt on sale."}, {"start": 23216.600000000002, "end": 23217.600000000002, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23217.600000000002, "end": 23218.760000000002, "text": " More bots, please."}, {"start": 23218.760000000002, "end": 23219.760000000002, "text": " More bots."}, {"start": 23219.760000000002, "end": 23220.760000000002, "text": " We got another little frostpot."}, {"start": 23220.760000000002, "end": 23222.24, "text": " We got, oh, eight free re-rolls."}, {"start": 23222.24, "end": 23224.24, "text": " I should use that."}, {"start": 23224.24, "end": 23227.120000000003, "text": " Okay, contains something special."}, {"start": 23232.24, "end": 23232.74, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 23243.280000000002, "end": 23243.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, it's bad."}, {"start": 23248.480000000003, "end": 23251.52, "text": " I think I just take the candy just so I can improve the other candies, right?"}, {"start": 23254.24, "end": 23257.24, "text": " Throw on that, whatever."}, {"start": 23257.24, "end": 23266.68, "text": " Why, I mean, fuck, what's gonna be in these?"}, {"start": 23266.68, "end": 23268.120000000003, "text": " I don't know if these are gonna be good at all."}, {"start": 23268.120000000003, "end": 23269.120000000003, "text": " Ooh, a spear, okay."}, {"start": 23269.120000000003, "end": 23271.920000000002, "text": " Ooh, cobalt spear that I can't- no."}, {"start": 23271.920000000002, "end": 23276.04, "text": " Yeah, I can't use this."}, {"start": 23276.04, "end": 23280.600000000002, "text": " I can't sack a cobalt spear into a cobalt spear."}, {"start": 23280.600000000002, "end": 23285.480000000003, "text": " So I think it's an ice spear angle."}, {"start": 23285.480000000003, "end": 23286.480000000003, "text": " Try it."}, {"start": 23286.480000000003, "end": 23290.440000000002, "text": " Well, no."}, {"start": 23290.440000000002, "end": 23292.4, "text": " Gain a level."}, {"start": 23292.4, "end": 23293.600000000002, "text": " Give something a crystal attack."}, {"start": 23293.600000000002, "end": 23296.72, "text": " I think gain a level is good."}, {"start": 23296.72, "end": 23297.72, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 23297.72, "end": 23305.08, "text": " Okay, we'll take candy."}, {"start": 23305.08, "end": 23307.640000000003, "text": " Another cobalt spear."}, {"start": 23307.640000000003, "end": 23309.08, "text": " What also sells for the most, let's see."}, {"start": 23309.08, "end": 23311.08, "text": " Yeah, I see it won't mess you."}, {"start": 23318.460000000003, "end": 23320.460000000003, "text": " Special present. I'm gonna freeze him."}, {"start": 23323.960000000003, "end": 23325.960000000003, "text": " Ah, a moon build."}, {"start": 23325.960000000003, "end": 23327.960000000003, "text": " Same level as me."}, {"start": 23328.760000000002, "end": 23329.88, "text": " Good try."}, {"start": 23329.88, "end": 23333.08, "text": " See how he kind of attacked a little before me?"}, {"start": 23333.08, "end": 23335.08, "text": " That's my problem right now."}, {"start": 23335.08, "end": 23342.08, "text": " Plus 3% luck."}, {"start": 23342.08, "end": 23346.120000000003, "text": " If he hit a little bit harder, it'd be over."}, {"start": 23346.120000000003, "end": 23347.320000000003, "text": " That's why CD reduction."}, {"start": 23347.320000000003, "end": 23350.280000000002, "text": " Here's nice, 0.2 reduction."}, {"start": 23350.280000000002, "end": 23353.52, "text": " Now I got this fucker to 2.4."}, {"start": 23353.52, "end": 23360.120000000003, "text": " 10% crit chance, throw it over there, fucking give an item shock, whatever, poison."}, {"start": 23360.120000000003, "end": 23362.440000000002, "text": " That's three damage on that guy."}, {"start": 23362.44, "end": 23381.039999999997, "text": " present, not a spear, max HP. I'll take the max HP. Fine. Sack it, whatever. I'm just"}, {"start": 23381.039999999997, "end": 23390.16, "text": " hoping for a lucky page to give me... oh that's good. We'll take that. Take this to"}, {"start": 23390.16, "end": 23391.16, "text": " Sack?"}, {"start": 23396.44, "end": 23397.44, "text": " Unlucky."}, {"start": 23411.16, "end": 23413.16, "text": " Not getting anything good here."}, {"start": 23418.0, "end": 23419.8, "text": " Sack the 1.4K spear?"}, {"start": 23419.8, "end": 23421.8, "text": " I'm already one tapping them."}, {"start": 23424.239999999998, "end": 23427.739999999998, "text": " You have 40x damage on Sack because of your crit damage."}, {"start": 23427.739999999998, "end": 23428.739999999998, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 23431.38, "end": 23435.2, "text": " Like, I'm gonna Sack it as soon as this spear right here, level 2."}, {"start": 23435.2, "end": 23437.7, "text": " Give me three more Nightfalls and we're good."}, {"start": 23438.92, "end": 23439.92, "text": " Crash."}, {"start": 23440.32, "end": 23441.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23441.32, "end": 23442.42, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 23442.42, "end": 23443.92, "text": " This is big."}, {"start": 23443.92, "end": 23446.98, "text": " Use on an item to increase the chance of finding it in the shop."}, {"start": 23446.98, "end": 23449.38, "text": " We use this on the nightfall."}, {"start": 23450.18, "end": 23450.98, "text": " That's a play."}, {"start": 23452.579999999998, "end": 23453.68, "text": " Uh, but I need money."}, {"start": 23454.98, "end": 23455.68, "text": " So we freeze it."}, {"start": 23457.38, "end": 23458.88, "text": " We one shot whoever the fuck this is."}, {"start": 23458.88, "end": 23459.78, "text": " Nice shields, bro."}, {"start": 23460.98, "end": 23461.88, "text": " Okay, actually really good shield."}, {"start": 23461.88, "end": 23462.98, "text": " Ah, not good enough."}, {"start": 23463.28, "end": 23463.98, "text": " Kick rocks."}, {"start": 23463.98, "end": 23464.98, "text": " Nice defense, bro."}, {"start": 23465.68, "end": 23466.38, "text": " Doesn't matter."}, {"start": 23470.98, "end": 23472.28, "text": " Okay, we buy that potion."}, {"start": 23472.98, "end": 23475.18, "text": " Uh, give the item storm tag."}, {"start": 23475.38, "end": 23476.579999999998, "text": " Ooh, wow, sure."}, {"start": 23476.98, "end": 23480.96, "text": " Okay, we want more of these spears to pop up because those are the ones we can sack"}, {"start": 23482.14, "end": 23486.98, "text": " It's gained some crit chance. Why not some re-roll some XP plus one shot who cares?"}, {"start": 23488.54, "end": 23490.54, "text": " Roll"}, {"start": 23491.739999999998, "end": 23494.78, "text": " Trash roll take a gobby roll"}, {"start": 23497.26, "end": 23501.82, "text": " There's another one that was probably because we increased our odds love that"}, {"start": 23506.98, "end": 23516.98, "text": " There's another one. Just need one more. And there it is, on sale. Look at that."}, {"start": 23516.98, "end": 23525.86, "text": " So currently my spear is already one-shotting. The best defense fucking build you can do."}, {"start": 23525.86, "end": 23534.82, "text": " Hitting for 8400. Now it hits for 22,398. And I have another spear to start ramping."}, {"start": 23534.82, "end": 23536.3, "text": " No problem."}, {"start": 23536.3, "end": 23540.02, "text": " 1,000% crit chance."}, {"start": 23540.02, "end": 23541.46, "text": " I don't know if I can..."}, {"start": 23541.46, "end": 23544.78, "text": " I don't know what that does, okay."}, {"start": 23544.78, "end": 23545.78, "text": " We'll take another nightfall."}, {"start": 23545.78, "end": 23547.739999999998, "text": " We'll start earning another."}, {"start": 23547.739999999998, "end": 23549.82, "text": " Leave shot."}, {"start": 23549.82, "end": 23552.94, "text": " All I care about now is CD reduction."}, {"start": 23552.94, "end": 23561.38, "text": " Nothing matters."}, {"start": 23561.38, "end": 23578.940000000002, "text": " spear. Minus point two. We're at two point two now. Gain XP. Throw that there. Another"}, {"start": 23578.940000000002, "end": 23588.100000000002, "text": " spear. Okay, another spear. I mean fuck. I don't even think I care about spears anymore."}, {"start": 23588.100000000002, "end": 23590.760000000002, "text": " I-I don't give a fuck. Damage doesn't matter anymore."}, {"start": 23606.660000000003, "end": 23608.660000000003, "text": " I mean, I might have- This is ridiculous."}, {"start": 23614.980000000003, "end": 23616.260000000002, "text": " I mean, do I just sack this?"}, {"start": 23618.100000000002, "end": 23626.38, "text": " Dude what the fuck how many are you gonna give me wait? There's no point in waiting. There's no reason to"}, {"start": 23633.260000000002, "end": 23635.260000000002, "text": " The amber neck is useless"}, {"start": 23636.58, "end": 23638.58, "text": " Yes, it is I"}, {"start": 23641.38, "end": 23643.38, "text": " Don't know what would be better here though"}, {"start": 23643.38, "end": 23652.3, "text": " I mean, it's insane assuming they don't get one shot, but they do."}, {"start": 23652.3, "end": 23658.34, "text": " Another spear to ramp a little bit harder, sure, but like, I'm already one-shotting them?"}, {"start": 23658.34, "end": 23665.38, "text": " I mean, realistically, it's like I don't need to have level one spears on the board."}, {"start": 23665.38, "end": 23666.38, "text": " I'll freeze it."}, {"start": 23666.38, "end": 23667.38, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 23667.38, "end": 23668.38, "text": " 3.5."}, {"start": 23668.38, "end": 23671.420000000002, "text": " See, here's the problem."}, {"start": 23671.420000000002, "end": 23682.260000000002, "text": " So this weapon, start of combat, reduce cooldown to .5 seconds and gain plus 3 damage per mace."}, {"start": 23682.260000000002, "end": 23685.02, "text": " So he's going to have a .5 second attack."}, {"start": 23685.02, "end": 23689.38, "text": " I have to survive until then."}, {"start": 23689.38, "end": 23692.7, "text": " This mace hits for 2,100, I think I'm dead."}, {"start": 23692.7, "end": 23693.7, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 23693.7, "end": 23694.7, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 23694.7, "end": 23697.420000000002, "text": " I'll be honest, I don't think I can beat that."}, {"start": 23697.420000000002, "end": 23699.780000000002, "text": " Nothing can beat that."}, {"start": 23699.78, "end": 23712.739999999998, "text": " can go less than one attack speed in the game that I know of dark orb maybe even"}, {"start": 23712.739999999998, "end": 23715.3, "text": " I've got to one"}, {"start": 23718.1, "end": 23727.539999999997, "text": " what does dark orbs do I gotta see it dude what is up with my fucking seat it's"}, {"start": 23727.54, "end": 23734.780000000002, "text": " crazy now. How many I'm getting at these? Contains a Mirror Elixir. It will instant"}, {"start": 23734.780000000002, "end": 23754.02, "text": " cast all dark items. Really? Well, my Cobalt Spear is a dark item."}, {"start": 23754.02, "end": 23761.02, "text": " Do I need cursed orb?"}, {"start": 23761.02, "end": 23767.100000000002, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 23767.100000000002, "end": 23768.100000000002, "text": " And you skipped it?"}, {"start": 23768.100000000002, "end": 23769.100000000002, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 23769.100000000002, "end": 23775.3, "text": " Did I really skip that?"}, {"start": 23775.3, "end": 23780.3, "text": " I don't think I did."}, {"start": 23780.3, "end": 23809.3, "text": " use our item to transform it now gain 12 XP"}, {"start": 23809.3, "end": 23820.7, "text": " sure reduced cooldown yes gain it a lot of free re-rolls yes my grant that I"}, {"start": 23820.7, "end": 23830.34, "text": " can't afford it right now I'm just gonna keep sending it any dark orbs"}, {"start": 23830.34, "end": 23830.84, "text": " Sshh."}, {"start": 23832.04, "end": 23832.54, "text": " Sshh."}, {"start": 23833.14, "end": 23834.14, "text": " Arcane orb."}, {"start": 23836.34, "end": 23836.84, "text": " Sshh."}, {"start": 23838.84, "end": 23840.14, "text": " On sale, by the way."}, {"start": 23843.24, "end": 23844.64, "text": " I don't know if the sale carries over."}, {"start": 23845.14, "end": 23845.64, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 23846.54, "end": 23848.94, "text": " Uh, this guy has a 4.8."}, {"start": 23851.14, "end": 23851.64, "text": " I win."}, {"start": 23853.14, "end": 23853.94, "text": " Yeah, he's dead."}, {"start": 23856.34, "end": 23858.24, "text": " Cause he doesn't attack instantly, so..."}, {"start": 23858.44, "end": 23858.94, "text": " Dead."}, {"start": 23858.94, "end": 23865.18, "text": " Fuck the sale doesn't carry over that's ridiculous the fuck"}, {"start": 23869.78, "end": 23873.62, "text": " 21% luck point to CD"}, {"start": 23877.699999999997, "end": 23883.34, "text": " Don't buy them. Yeah, I agree. I shouldn't fuck them"}, {"start": 23885.34, "end": 23887.539999999997, "text": " There it is thank God"}, {"start": 23888.94, "end": 23895.359999999997, "text": " Okay, this shaves off 0.5 CD my spear is now at 1.1 second cooldown"}, {"start": 23895.98, "end": 23901.699999999997, "text": " Thank God. Let's get some more re-rolls. I mean fuck it buy all this shit. Maybe not that"}, {"start": 23902.42, "end": 23904.42, "text": " more re-rolls"}, {"start": 23910.859999999997, "end": 23912.859999999997, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 23918.94, "end": 23920.94, "text": " Just build shields."}, {"start": 23920.94, "end": 23924.94, "text": " You think there's a shield that could prevent me getting one shot? I don't think there is."}, {"start": 23924.94, "end": 23927.94, "text": " Right-click. Reroll, Unk."}, {"start": 23930.94, "end": 23932.94, "text": " Roll until lucky."}, {"start": 23934.94, "end": 23936.94, "text": " Oh, shit. That's a thing? Ha!"}, {"start": 23941.94, "end": 23942.94, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 23942.94, "end": 23954.18, "text": " No, the orb. I think the orb, y'all are saying it's a curse item? The only way I can get"}, {"start": 23954.18, "end": 23960.14, "text": " it is with a lucky shot. It's not a basic item."}, {"start": 23960.14, "end": 23962.14, "text": " Candy."}, {"start": 23972.14, "end": 23977.14, "text": " I don't think I care about any of these. It's all useless. I'm one tapping. I'm at the point in the game."}, {"start": 23977.14, "end": 23980.14, "text": " Are there any other builds that can play where I'm playing?"}, {"start": 23982.14, "end": 23984.14, "text": " I don't know anything that can keep up with this."}, {"start": 23985.14, "end": 23989.14, "text": " You're at a point where it's like whoever does the first hit wins."}, {"start": 23989.14, "end": 23999.44, "text": " That's it. I'll one-shot him. I don't care. No defense wins this. So, yeah, the infinite"}, {"start": 23999.44, "end": 24003.98, "text": " shield builds. I think I still one-tap infinite shield builds. Maybe I'm wrong."}, {"start": 24003.98, "end": 24011.82, "text": " You lose to darks. I mean, again, if they go lower than like my attack speed, they"}, {"start": 24011.82, "end": 24013.44, "text": " They have 6 billion shield?"}, {"start": 24013.44, "end": 24014.44, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24014.44, "end": 24015.44, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 24015.44, "end": 24030.2, "text": " Maybe you're right."}, {"start": 24030.2, "end": 24032.48, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 24032.48, "end": 24039.56, "text": " That there's not a dark orb here."}, {"start": 24039.56, "end": 24049.56, "text": " is so fucked up am I being fucked with it's not in the"}, {"start": 24049.56, "end": 24053.800000000003, "text": " warp shops oh so it's only in curse okay all right all right well I just rolled"}, {"start": 24053.800000000003, "end": 24057.56, "text": " all the way down lost all my fucking money"}, {"start": 24058.800000000003, "end": 24065.960000000003, "text": " bucket send all that leave shop what are we fighting 2.3 second cool down"}, {"start": 24065.960000000003, "end": 24068.920000000002, "text": " dead on my screen"}, {"start": 24069.56, "end": 24088.18, "text": " 3.2 no yeah he's dead I do think I want to keep getting the witch belts so maybe"}, {"start": 24088.18, "end": 24095.18, "text": " Maybe I shouldn't roll down until I'm lucky, because witch belts are pretty massive."}, {"start": 24102.86, "end": 24107.06, "text": " Inc, I don't know why you'd ever want- Ooh, here we go!"}, {"start": 24107.06, "end": 24112.06, "text": " You wouldn't scratch my build, little bro link."}, {"start": 24112.06, "end": 24115.58, "text": " Oh, this is Cormac, by the way."}, {"start": 24115.58, "end": 24117.86, "text": " This is the literal dev."}, {"start": 24117.86, "end": 24122.18, "text": " So this is your build to solo death."}, {"start": 24122.18, "end": 24128.02, "text": " So 74, or 740,000 HP, I still one-shot you."}, {"start": 24128.02, "end": 24129.82, "text": " How would you beat me?"}, {"start": 24129.82, "end": 24131.06, "text": " How's everything three-star?"}, {"start": 24131.06, "end": 24131.86, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24131.86, "end": 24133.78, "text": " How did you gain 5,000 gold?"}, {"start": 24138.62, "end": 24141.46, "text": " OK, so you basically have an infinite gold farm"}, {"start": 24141.46, "end": 24144.940000000002, "text": " or something with, oh, I see what you're doing."}, {"start": 24147.86, "end": 24157.38, "text": " Basically, you have an infinite potion farm with this book, and that infinite potion farm"}, {"start": 24157.38, "end": 24162.100000000002, "text": " is buffing this shield to an absurd degree."}, {"start": 24162.100000000002, "end": 24171.62, "text": " And that's it."}, {"start": 24171.62, "end": 24175.34, "text": " Yeah, fuck you."}, {"start": 24175.34, "end": 24182.62, "text": " motherfucker made a game and then watch the only person streaming the game came in"}, {"start": 24182.62, "end": 24186.46, "text": " here donated and said look I made this game and look at my build that's"}, {"start": 24186.46, "end": 24189.02, "text": " baffling but thank you"}, {"start": 24189.02, "end": 24191.02, "text": " Thanks!"}, {"start": 24193.02, "end": 24195.02, "text": " Ah! We were gonna have a drink."}, {"start": 24195.02, "end": 24218.5, "text": " That was a surprise, by the way, that I didn't see any witch nerfs in the patchnotes."}, {"start": 24218.5, "end": 24227.84, "text": " Hmm. Weird. And then you link a witch build. That wasn't the dev? Oh, I thought his name"}, {"start": 24227.84, "end": 24236.94, "text": " was Cormac. I'm retarded. Well, it's better and funnier if I think it was the dev. So,"}, {"start": 24236.94, "end": 24243.14, "text": " not my narrative. Not as funny. You guys also had these. On trigger, give the item"}, {"start": 24243.14, "end": 24247.78, "text": " below plus one bonus multicast, trash, trash, trash, all trash, skip. That's fucking"}, {"start": 24247.78, "end": 24258.059999999998, "text": " ridiculous. Skip. Skip. Which belt? Yes. Skip. No dark orbs. Depression. Skip. Skip."}, {"start": 24258.059999999998, "end": 24274.739999999998, "text": " Goblet. I'm not maxed out on look. All right, we got work to do here. Okay, let's get this"}, {"start": 24274.74, "end": 24280.480000000003, "text": " down to one second that's done now let's start reducing my amber neck I guess"}, {"start": 24280.48, "end": 24282.48, "text": " A-N-X-P, whatever, shield."}, {"start": 24285.48, "end": 24286.48, "text": " I just gave it to him."}, {"start": 24293.48, "end": 24294.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 24303.48, "end": 24305.48, "text": " What item do I want to see more of?"}, {"start": 24305.48, "end": 24311.48, "text": " It might be a witch bullshit, actually."}, {"start": 24311.48, "end": 24313.48, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 24313.48, "end": 24315.48, "text": " So we put that there."}, {"start": 24315.48, "end": 24317.48, "text": " We want to see more of it."}, {"start": 24317.48, "end": 24319.48, "text": " Put this back in."}, {"start": 24319.48, "end": 24321.48, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 24321.48, "end": 24323.48, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 24323.48, "end": 24325.48, "text": " Yuck."}, {"start": 24325.48, "end": 24327.48, "text": " Wait for the orb."}, {"start": 24329.48, "end": 24331.48, "text": " Well, I do have mirror-lixers."}, {"start": 24331.48, "end": 24333.48, "text": " Maybe you're right."}, {"start": 24335.48, "end": 24347.6, "text": " purple present dark orbs morph vile astralis start of combat give your"}, {"start": 24347.6, "end": 24351.32, "text": " swords plus one multicast use on an item to transform into a random item in"}, {"start": 24351.32, "end": 24367.8, "text": " already trash fuck you man I'm taking this to sell god damn it"}, {"start": 24367.8, "end": 24373.4, "text": " I'm broke let's freeze this leave"}, {"start": 24373.4, "end": 24395.16, "text": " Gigi."}, {"start": 24395.16, "end": 24397.4, "text": " Thing is, I would have beaten that too."}, {"start": 24397.4, "end": 24399.120000000003, "text": " He didn't one-shot me."}, {"start": 24399.120000000003, "end": 24401.04, "text": " He multi-casted me."}, {"start": 24401.04, "end": 24404.940000000002, "text": " My was beat up. You know one massive hit. I would have won if I had the dark orb"}, {"start": 24407.68, "end": 24409.760000000002, "text": " What's that shield bullshit I"}, {"start": 24411.72, "end": 24413.920000000002, "text": " Would have fucking hit right through it no problem"}, {"start": 24415.08, "end": 24417.08, "text": " God man, that sucks"}, {"start": 24418.08, "end": 24420.08, "text": " All right, this is probably gonna be"}, {"start": 24423.84, "end": 24425.84, "text": " The best I can do"}, {"start": 24426.440000000002, "end": 24428.440000000002, "text": " There's probably the highest damage I've ever done"}, {"start": 24431.04, "end": 24448.48, "text": " Yeah, I could probably sack my spear and do even more."}, {"start": 24448.48, "end": 24451.44, "text": " All right, let me sack my spear and whatnot"}, {"start": 24461.76, "end": 24467.22, "text": " Fuck I thought I could do things okay sack sack sack"}, {"start": 24468.92, "end": 24471.44, "text": " Sack yep"}, {"start": 24473.16, "end": 24475.16, "text": " Let's see now"}, {"start": 24478.48, "end": 24492.04, "text": " Get the goblet in there, minus 1 DPS, my bad."}, {"start": 24492.04, "end": 24494.239999999998, "text": " Can I get a 100 mil?"}, {"start": 24494.239999999998, "end": 24499.84, "text": " I think I get it."}, {"start": 24499.84, "end": 24504.44, "text": " Oh, 100 million, baby."}, {"start": 24504.440000000002, "end": 24515.72, "text": " Steam achievement? God damn it. Well that's my best run. Not even 105, true."}, {"start": 24515.72, "end": 24521.280000000002, "text": " Alright well that was fun. GG's everyone. Tomorrow I will be live if Felix wants to"}, {"start": 24521.280000000002, "end": 24527.760000000002, "text": " do his hippie-dippy-do shit. 1v1, whatever the fuck they're, bro versus bro. Sure, otherwise"}, {"start": 24527.760000000002, "end": 24533.72, "text": " it'll be on the weekend and I'll be live playing something else. But GG's, I'll be"}, {"start": 24533.72, "end": 24541.64, "text": " tomorrow. Peace out. You didn't lock a perk? I probably did. Alright, later."}]}